FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 7th 2025 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Graham Bell Day & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Old listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is March the seventh, twenty
twenty five. Today is Friday. Are yeah, end of another week.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Our job to get through this morning and the weekend
as quickly as we can. Thank you for being here
and helping us do that. I'm Weddy. That's Greg Gory,
we got Menace. What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
There's Gina Grant see mass Happy Friday. So I'm not
sure what that is. There's Sammy, Good morning. Bort is here,
we got Morgan, we got the bond. You are VIP welcome.
Let's get through it together. It's Friday. It's the Woody Show.
One more Oh yeah, officially Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
We have a lot lined up for you. You're gonna
be happy that you tuned in today. Friday fail stories
of course, d u i Q and one of the
holidays is we'll get into later with the you know,
the entertainment stuff and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's out.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Alexander Graham, Bellde and Sammy's like, you know, we should
do we should do a round of open phones.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, we should honor him.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, so up phones. That's coming up this morning here
on the Woody Show. Anything else you got for us?
Two eight seven seven forty four Woodie Friday check ins
on the text over to two to nine eight seven. Uh,
just a program. No for people in this room. Anybody
listening won't find this to be useful at all. When
I came in this morning, the door to the refrigerator

(02:10):
in our office was cracked just a bit. So if
there's any spoilables in there, ohn f Yi sticks, don't
eat that.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Cheese sticks are fine.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Those are very barely cracked. I'm saying everything was very
warm on the heads. That's not good. Oh food thing
to tell menace, all right, and to share with everybody else.
I did try because Meda said that he tried it.
I tried that new Wendy's the Girl Scout cookie thin
mint frosty. It's not shake it Wendy's.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's a frosty really good.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes, yeah, let me take it. Because you get you
can get it either with the chocolate frosty or the
vanilla frosty. I opted for the vanilla frosty. Okay, now
think about that somebody, somebody told me I made a
mistake by going with vanilla instead of the chocolate, but
because it's a chocolate cookie with that thin mint, right,

(03:07):
But it was good because they use a lot of
the cookie crumbles and a lot of the chocolate kind
of fudgy swirly stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Overload on chocolate.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Now, is it properly mixed? It is okay. Even with
these new cups for the mcflurries, McDonald's workers at least
are still insanely lazy and just barely coat the top
of it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
And you know, it was the bottom of two thirds
because if they have like those clear plastic cups, they
put them in and so see, yeah, it looks like
a mudslide on the outside. Anyway, that was really a
good little piece of what he show Food News. I
give it because you know I like mint chocolate. I
give that. I'll give it like an eight point five. Really,

(03:48):
I'll try it with the chocolate, just to let you know.
For science, I'd like to try that.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Uh, since we're talking about food news, can I ask
a question to the audience, and maybe I'm just tripping,
but has beef jerky prices like gone to the moon
what is going on?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, So I'll tell you about two situations.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Now.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
It might be just because of the location I was at.
The first time I noticed it was I went to
a gas station and just like a regular bag of
beef jerky fifteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
For how much?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Like what's the regular bag?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Normal bagnot oversize bag, just like a no, just like pieces, yeah,
just the pieces, right, okay, fifteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm like, who's.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Buying that at that price?

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
What?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Really?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
This is crazy? Okay?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
So I go, all right, maybe I'm just tripping. Maybe
it was just the location I was at. And again
this might be location as well. So I go to
the airport and I go, I go, wait, I still
want some beef jerky. It was the same price at
the airporteen. Yeah, that's the gas station.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
So just a regular like a chain gas station or
little gas station. Because there's this little one off gas
station that's by the radio station here. They jacked the
prices up on all their stuff there, yea. And they're
not they're not part of like any kind of chain.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Seven to eleven AMPM, no.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Quick, nothing like that.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
I haven't gone to a third place to confirm the prices,
but something might be going on, but be jerkey guys.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Gets beef prices in general starting to go out.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
Do you remember the brand? Was it a specific brand
or they were different brands.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I usually go to Jack's Links the peppery like that
point the pepper joints.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
But that expensive. Well, and that's not like a specialty
farmed a table, you know, that's like a mass produced brand.
We look it up online beef.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
Yeah, I'm looking online.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
I guess it just depends on the size of the bag.
But there is one at Target for about eleven dollars.
There's another, but there's another one at Walmart for like
seven dollars, So it depends on the size.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I bezos money, dude, Well manics. You can't make it
at home. I've done it before, beef jerky at home.
You need a dehydrate. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Make your potpoury a dehydrate. It's like people have a
bread machine. Oh ye, bread and make a bread maker.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You really don't need a hundred or either. Like, you
can do it. There's ways if you have an air
fry store in your backyard on like on a stick.

Speaker 11 (06:07):
Yeah, right, didn't have a dehydrant sticks, you get a
fire that's low on low smoke and yeah, greggorya, what's
not on you?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, I had a question for the room. Uh, for
lack of a better word, what are those trailers? They're
usually white metal boxes. They have these huge light poles
and a blinking.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Blue light those at the grocery store coplight.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
It's security.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh oh, I see those literally, get start parking the grocery.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Store parking lot. And now I noticed one. There's a
little park by the radio station down there, and now
they have one kind of in the.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Kind of field security.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
By the way, it's only the best parts of town. Say,
they're always at the ghetto stores.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
No, definitely, it's a twenty four hour remote security. So
there's somebody somewhere like sitting and watching these cameras sleep.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, I would see baths. I don't think anybody's Actually
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Either is is I see these all the time because
I'm in parking lots all the time and the hoods
all the time.

Speaker 12 (07:01):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I've never seen footage from one of these things now,
And I don't think they're being live monitored, because if
they were, they would find they would see me and
kick me out of these lots.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Might not even be a real camera, might just be
one of you know how I used to be able
to buy those like fake. Yeah, they're a real red
flashing light that made it look like your car had
an alarm system. Yeah, and you would stick it up
behind like the rear view mirror to make it look
like your car, even though it was like an eighty
seven Civic, which I would get.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
But there's there's a lot of metal and other parts
put into this thing for it to be fat.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, guys, you are right though, but I've never seen
any footage from these.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I think it's just like how people put a big
plastic owl in their yard to keep keep birds still.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Somebody else's security sign and put it in your yard
and it never works.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
They pop up every once in a while and then
they're there for about a month give or take, and
then they're gone. And I never even knew what they.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Want because they're useless. Oh well, I've seen them in
pro cameras. Oh yeah, it's just cameras. A lot of
times they'll have like a solar panel on it, which
a lot of times is also smashed because no one's monitoring.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
So I wonder what's going on at this park.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, something went down. I've only ever seen it at grocery.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Look at the look at the crime reports.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, yeah, interesting.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
They're probably who are homeless people having sex?

Speaker 5 (08:07):
So have you ever watched when Tommy Lee got robbed
from oh for.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like the sex tape. His house got robbed, the station
and all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
He was like the pioneer of having these live cameras
on there, but they weren't like paying attention, huh to them.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
And that's how they robbed his house. Still, these people
were supposed to be watching it live.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
They just weren't looking. Yeah, well, I'm glad you guys
cleared that up for me.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
We're here to help Greg. I think we can do
it for you, guys. Hate seven seven forty four Wooding
call up, be a part of the show, topic contest,
whatever that might be your text your Friday check in
over to to nine eight seven, get some more Woodies
show for you. Next hang up, they're gonna scan all
way for free food real quick, and then we'll be
right back show.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
What's up? What do you show?

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Podcast listeners, It's menace? Heads up listener, meet up again
this Saturday, March eighth, in Lomita, California, at WSS Shoe
Store from eleven am to one pm. It's the grand opening,
and I'm telling you I'm gonna go even bigger this
time when it comes to prizes. So come meet up
with me this Saturday, March eighth, in Lomita, California, at

(09:15):
the WSS Shoe Store eleven am to one pm. In
the meantime, keeping joined the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 13 (09:23):
Yeah You're smart Hell, and we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world on a
Friday morning of ju.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Welcome. We are the Woody Show getting through the morning together.
Thank you for being here. Phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, send us a text op to two
to nine eight seven. My name is Warning. That is
Greg Gory here, Highwood Menace, Happy Friday, Happy Friday. There
is Gina Graham. Hey, Sea Masses here. I'm like, what
we've got, Sammy Morgan's taking your calls. We've got the

(10:01):
d U y Q coming up later on this hour.
We're gonna get to our dumb ass contest for your
chance to win a prize, and we're starting the hour
off with your Friday fail stories.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
And it's jumping, boys and girls. It is time for
your Friday fail start.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
the line it went from being a great idea to
one big stinken mega uber ultrum pretty good, I mean

(11:27):
it was strong. Yeah, sorry, we're almost flat.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Never great.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Starting this week, City Group accidentally credited this customer's account
with eighty one trillion dollars. It was supposed to be
two hundred and eighty dollars, and it somehow took hours
to reverse the transaction. The error was missed by a
payments employee and a second official that was assigned to
check the transaction before it was cleared to be processed.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
The next day.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
A third employees the one who caught the air one
and a half hours after the pay was processed, and
the transaction ultimately reversed several hours later, but so failed
eighty one trillion dollars. That is obviously more than the
bank has. In fact, no country has a GDP of
eighty one trillion dollars. The United States has the largest

(12:17):
that approximately twenty seven point seventy two trillion rule the world,
followed by China, who's got about seventeen point seven trillion.
City Group reported total assets of approximately two point three trillion,
so well short of the eighty one trill that they
had credited that customer with. But like Greg, you love
to check your account. Can you imagine if you dialed

(12:40):
in and is like a damn.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Quick quick with draw with draw one hundred billion? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
A twenty eight year old snowmobiler in Canada crashed the
snowmobile into a snowbank along a road. Another person came along,
found him, called for help, and while they waited for
help to arrive, they attended to him right there on
on the road. But then he was accidentally struck and
killed by the fire truck that was sent to help him. Well, sail,

(13:10):
it's like the people who get run over on the beach.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh yeah, it happens. It's like that plane crash in
San Francisco where everybody survived, but those two young women
were hit by the ambulance. Oh yeah, oh many.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
A judge in upstate New York tried to get himself
out of jury duty. He told him that he was
a judge and that he could not be impartial, saying, quote,
I know everybody that comes in front of me they're guilty.
They would not be in front of me if they
were innocent.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Uh oh.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Judge Wade, when asked again if he could set any
of these preconceived notions aside, he said, quote Nope, wouldn't
be fair. Double down. Second, the good news he was
dismissed from the case.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Bad news.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
The judge in the case reported the jury dodging judge
to State of Fish Shoals. A commission looked into it,
and when they interviewed him, he understood that defendants are
supposed to be considered innocent until proven guilty, but that
his interpretation of innocent until proven guilty was that guilty
people were brought to court just to have it be

(14:16):
made official and to get sentenced.

Speaker 8 (14:18):
OK.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
So understands, but it's really guilty until proven in is
you just get hired to do the job.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
He was forced to resign and now he can never
serve as a judge ever again. So he lost a
career over trying to get out of jury duty.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
What an idiot. Yeah, but you kind of agree with him, right, I.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Agree with them, but I'm not a judge. I'm not
I'm not risking my livelihood. Yeah, you know what I mean,
don't feel that way, so dumb. And here is one
of my favorite stories of the week, something international from Australia.

Speaker 13 (14:53):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's where this Vietnamese restaurant is, and there a big
thing there is to hand out R rated for and cookies.
The customers love it, and so they recently ordered a
new batch. But the Fortune Cookie company made a big mistake.
They got the messages right, but they accidentally shipped them
out to other restaurants who had just ordered the old

(15:14):
regular fortune cookies. And so customers at the you know,
just the normal place that aren't expecting the R rated ones.
They were getting these dirty ones. They're quote quite upset.

Speaker 14 (15:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
One of the fortunes said you are capable of great things,
but all you do is look at your phone all day.
You won't be that great.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I mean probably true.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And then there's another one. This one says, the year
of the Snake bears good fortune. Your divorce is coming soon.
Your spouse only married you for your money, you ugly
sea word.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Wow, that's the rest.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yes, Oh, what fortunes you get?

Speaker 15 (15:53):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
So complaints rolled in to the Fortune Cookie Company. They
decided no more silly or rude messages, so it forever sing.
Come on come, It's like jays eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie is the fone number you're calling if you want
to be our contestant for our dumb ass contest, which
is coming up next. It's the d u i Q. So,

(16:16):
as you know, Sea Bass is going to be out
there on the streets talking to some drunk person who
will get to know a little bit, asking them some
as he would put it, super easy trivia questions. All
you have to do, as the contestant two out of
three times is guess correctly if the drunk person will
get it right or not. That's it. D u y
Q coming up next.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
What is weird the Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
And we got our dumb ass contest for today your
chance to win a prize, Hy guys, We're gonna play.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
The du iq.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
D u i Q eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four wooding Sea Bass ex
playing the way the game works.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Please I find someone who's been named drinking heavily and
ask them the easiest questions in the world. So that's
the game is not whether you know the answer. It's
whether the drunk person knows the answer. He can guess
whether they know the answer two times out of three
while you're the winner.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right again if you uh, we're trying to call
in great, but I think we have our contested you guys,
just stop at the rest of you. Yeah, everybody, knock
it off. Yeah, take it easy.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Let's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian, Good morning, guys.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
How you go.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
There's Brian d u y Q. Now, before we get
to the questions account Brian, we're gonna get a little
idea of just how with or not whether this person
is and who is this person?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
This is Chelsea and she's drinking, of course, but also
she's got some life plans that maybe you have.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I've got an obstacle in front of them. Okay, here's Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I just want to pass out.

Speaker 12 (17:46):
I don't care. I don't care.

Speaker 9 (17:47):
I just want to get truck.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And what are you gonna do? Have to get drunk?

Speaker 12 (17:51):
My husband, I don't know. Yeah, he's he's he likes it. Sure,
I wish I won't have a baby. My sister has
a baby. She's younger than me.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I don't Why would your husband give you a baby?

Speaker 12 (18:07):
I don't know. It sucks because we have a roommate
and we need to have our own place.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Well what if what if he gave you a baby tonight?
Would that be?

Speaker 12 (18:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I love that he is ok. She has goals.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, she's hungry for seed.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
No roommates.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, you know what, before you have kids. That is
a good goal. Not not having roommates. Yeah, don't amate
that's a really good building considering it. Yeah, all right,
So that's that's Chelsea. You're just gonna have to guess
whether she gets these questions right, yes or no two
out of three times. Here Brian, and then we're just
taking fun guesses on Menace and Sammy if they'll know it.
Here we go. Question number one for the d u

(18:44):
I q.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Adam and Eve had three sons. Name any one of them?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Don't know?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh, yes you do.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I'm sure I've heard the names before. But if you're
asking me, you can put a gun to my head.
Heard you've read the names before in your nightly Bible studies.
That's right, absolutely, Yeah, that's right. No, I don't know
the answer.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Okay, here's my question. Is this a Gina is the Torah?
Just the first is that? Like does that start with
Genesis and all that crap?

Speaker 11 (19:08):
Yeah, okay, so it's it's just more of a vengeful
God and then pre Jesus.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh they do change up the eventful the venge factor.

Speaker 11 (19:15):
I mean, he's he's he smites a lot of people
in the in the watch that for the protest, I think.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
So it's a puel.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's the prequel and the jew edition of the Yeah,
a little more hardcore.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
All right, all.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Right, so I will say, uh, oh my god, this
is difficult because I'm.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Gonna triple know it.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I think I just put me you know what. That's
that's probably a safe bet. Yeah, for this kind of
question in the first Yeah, so I'm going triple no,
triple no Gina, triple no, Greg, triple nipple, Menace and Sammy.
Do you think that Chelsea will get the answer?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, no way? All right, Brian? What do you think?

Speaker 16 (20:03):
I say?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Question number one?

Speaker 7 (20:05):
D u I q Adam and Eve had three sons.
Name any one of them?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Menace, Joseph, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Caine, all right and Seth I've heard don't forget good
old Seth. Seth one of them really the son of
Adam and was born. He was born to after Cain
killed Abel, they said, hey, we need another one of these. Yeah,
get Seth on up in here. If you're wondering, what

(20:34):
are you messing with me? Seth is one of them. Hey,
it's a long it's a long standing name, Biblical en
Keith Roger, it's a real.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Now you might be wondering if they had three kids
and they're all boys, So how do we have people
because they're unnamed other sons and daughters who are all
interbred to make who we are today?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
If you believe.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
About being a cousin, right, events, that's what I Yeah,
pretty hot, weird, all right. So Brian said that Chelsea
would not get the answer right. Let's see if he
gets on the board with his first point d uy q.
Question number one.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Adam and Eve had three sons. Name any one of them?

Speaker 9 (21:15):
I read the Bible.

Speaker 12 (21:17):
I wasn't a want it. Isaac and Andrew and Mark.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
No, they're ugly as they're Bible people.

Speaker 11 (21:28):
Yeah, exactly, Okay, all right, people are ugly Isaac, Andrew
and Mark.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
So Isaac's people.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It was one of the three names. The other O'Brian,
you're on the board.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
He got one point here on the t U i
Q question number two, What is.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Any one of the glands that you have in your body?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
All right, any one of the glands Glands Glan does
Glan does Glennes in your body? You mean, like where
in the body?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
What is the name of what is any one of
the glands that you have in your body? Not where,
because that'd be too easy. I will say, Oh, this
is tough for Sammy because there's a lot of stuff
that you would think that she would know, just like
the female anatomy thing that we did. That sure, yeah,
that kind of rough. Well, she's learned all about it.
But now she knows about that now she has her

(22:16):
period cut. But I don't know how much about like, yeah,
my flex dis even though she's kind of a medical disaster.
So she might have heard about some of these things
from the doctor.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Blind and.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
She got eighty year old's back. And I will say
yes for Sammy, yes for Menace, No for Chelsea, double
yes in the room, no for Chelsea, Greg Gored.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
I was going to say the same thing. I'm confident
with these two Okay, don't let me down, guys.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (22:49):
I always feel like this is this is the way
I go in menace, I do oh you an edible arrangement.
I'm going to say yes, Sammy, no menace, no chick.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Okay, Chelsea, what do you think.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
I'm going with?

Speaker 6 (23:02):
No again?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
No again? Usually a good guest on the d U
y Q. Question number two, what is any one of
the glands that you have in your body?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Sweat gland?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Sweat gland, Sammy, pituitary. That's the one I was thinking of.
Whoa menace might raise a good question?

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, because I had a friend that was going to
have a procedure and uh it the one of the
side effects could have been where he wouldn't stop sweating.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
And they said it was like because they messed up
the gland.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
Yeah, there are sweat glands.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
But is that what they're called? They are called pseudoriferous.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Meant that was but isn't it? But isn't that the
street name?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, that's the name on these streets. I'll give them ut,
I'll give them credit. Ie it was a gland?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah for you, all right?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I originally wrote down nasal sure.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Ar contest, and Brian said that Chelsea are drunk would
not get question number two correct. If that is the case,
he will be the winner of the d u i Q.

Speaker 14 (24:05):
What is any one of the glands that you have
in your body?

Speaker 12 (24:13):
Okay, the hormonal gland, that's like the sequential I sequential.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right, well that's finishing right, all right, well, Brian,
congratulations my friend, you are the winner on the d
u i Q.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, she's trying to be quiet.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hey, we really appreciate you listening. Thanks for doing that.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
And if you can just do us one more favor,
hold on so we can get your information, get a
prize out to you, and have yourself a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay, yeah you.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
Too, guys, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Brian's Brian, I'll be see you all right, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
The only glands I could think of were mammary glands.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Here you go about uh th right right, oh yeah
yeah yeah, yeah, technically your OBEs and your tests are
both the only one that came to mind was the tuotery.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
What are the ones in your throat when they when
you're sick and they always go like this, But swollen glands,
your spit glands, spit.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, adoids are actually lymphatic tissue.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, like right, yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Limph and you got lymph nodes around the neck and then.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
That's all the doctor ever does. It's just kind of
gently tap those. Yeah. All right.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
We got question number three, which are contestants did not need,
but we have some fun here with Menace and Sammy.
On question number three, do u i q?

Speaker 14 (25:38):
The three most known seb atomic particles are the proton,
the neutron, and the.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
What okay, uh.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Uh even I know this one.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Okay, what do you think, Greg? I'm gonna I'm gonna
do no to Chelsea. I'm comfortable with that. I'm gonna
yes to Sammy. Sorry, no to Menace.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
All right, I was gonna say no to Chelsea, yes
to Menace, no to Sammy.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Same. Oh, interesting, same, I'm doubling down on that.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I agree on the Chelsea. But we're flippy floppy with
Menace and Sammy. What do you guys think? Do you
think that she's gonna get it?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, no?

Speaker 8 (26:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Question number three, d u i Q.

Speaker 14 (26:21):
The three most known subotomic particles are the proton, the
neutron and the.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
What sammy electron menace ion on it would be electron, yes, Samron,
Ions in the family or part of a family? Adjacent
question number three, Chelsea, Yes or no?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
D u i Q.

Speaker 14 (26:47):
The three most known subotomic particles are the proton, the neutron,
and the what ProTron?

Speaker 12 (26:54):
Neutron and iron?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Are there any of those in your body right now? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (27:02):
Likens combined your answer answer Apple, shout out to Tron.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh there's your d u i Q here on this
Friday morning, ladies, jell me with the sweep.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I know Sam speaking of Tron. By the way, man,
I saw in my neighborhood, of all places, another cyber
truck wrapped to look like a Sweet Tron vehicle. I
had to follow to make sure it wasn't somebody that
had stolen my car somehow. But now we need to
do meetups. Hell yeah, cool.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
We should do more than yeah, we should.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Do Yeah it shuld be Cybertron.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
We got more got to show for you next.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Hang on Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
And now back show. So don't forget. We are put
the clocks forward right one hour on sat. Well Saturday
and the Sunday, So Sunday at two a m. I mean,
not everybody does that. It's Arizona and a couple of
other plays. They don't tell maybe yeah, where they don't.
They don't shift the clock Indiana. So people will ask

(28:08):
their opinion on daylight saving time. One poll has it
at fifty eight percent of people prefer being an hour
later with daylight saving time all Forty two percent of
people want an hour earlier of sunshine with standard time.
Another one has it twenty one percent think we should
just keep things the way that they are, so, you know,
adjusting the clocks twice a year. Sixty two percent want

(28:31):
to spring forward and stay on daylight saving time, and
seventeen percent are undecided.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
I just haven't thought about the issue.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
How are you undecided?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Maybe you're one years old and you have no content time,
or they just put people who go.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
I don't care. Yeah, yeah, put me down for whatever.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I just don't pay attention. It's not that you're undecided.
If you had your preference, though, all right, what's the preference?
You don't care one way the preferences. I would like
it to daylight.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Later, yeah, okay, it should always be daylight saving time.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Generally, morning people and older people prefer standard time. Younger
adults and night owls prefer the later sunsets.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah, summer getting dark around eight pm. Perfect, Yeah, that's
how it like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
So again that is uh, this Saturday and the Sunday.
So when you go to bed on Saturday, if you
still have something that has to be done manually, just
your car, even my car updates automatically microwave right oven right, Yeah,
I'm trying to think coffee maker. And you know what
my watches trying to have to adjust.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
My watches watch.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, nice watches don't have digital displays.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, that's not old. That's my Ultra is not a
nice watch.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
No, it's fine, it's it's not you know, it's.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Right exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
This is an attack, yes, yeah, but I think watch
guys are pretty douchey in general. Yeah, and Jack's.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Coming from a cyber truck guy, so you know he
means that, which, by the way, it does not need
to be Thank.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
You, thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
The Weather Channel they had a live camera shot at
Bourbon Street from Marti Gras and a shot of the
crowd just you know, milling about. But this one chick
saw their camera set up, pulled her top up braw on,
but then as she started to reach to pull her
bra off back to the control room, they cut away
split second before the nipples made the appearance on the

(30:34):
Weather Channel. Here's how the anchor back of the studio reacted.

Speaker 17 (30:38):
Lots of people there celebrating Marty graw festivities.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I am not.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Loving for this. Many people still being out as those
storms are closing in, so hopefully they're all just kind.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Of soaking in that last little bit. Oh all right, let's.

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Come to mean And also we can take a look.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
At where we have severe storm sevir thunderstorm warnings.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, and by the way, this is not somebody
whose cans you would want to see.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
So she did a favor.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
That's a huge lady. That's a that's a big woman.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
That's a big one. Elon Musk's Starship eighth test flight
yesterday and the good news is they caught the booster,
but that chop six thing again it's pretty cool, but
they lost control of the ship itself, had to blow
it up. People in the Caribbean immediately started sharing all
this pretty crazy footage because the debris was raining down
over the ocean.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
It's pretty.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
It's actually really pretty. Yeah, and it looks nice. Well,
that's what the end of the world is going to
look like. Ground and brimstone coming down. It looks like
a Star Wars like, oh, they got it, they got
it when they blew up the Depth Star.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
So the FA had to issue ground stops at several
Florida airports just for safety because it plants the sky
parts of his rocketer debris the entire and falling down.
The same thing happened last time in January, debris came
raining down over Turks and Caicos.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
I had that shot with the gorgeous water and then
the fiery sky looks so serene.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
It makes sense though, because that flight was a stress
test on the rocket itself. So they were testing it
to see if it could eat right. Yeah, answer is no.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, it was stressful.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And dude, bad news. Not Pamela Anderson, the other Pamela
from bay Watch. Pamela Bach. Oh, she died, she killed herself.
She in the Hoff David Hasselhoff. They used to be married.
They have two adult daughters. Daughters are like in their thirties.
One granddaughter. People hadn't heard from her a few days,
so they wan to go check on her and she

(32:38):
was found in her house. She had shot herself in
the head.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
She was sixty one years old. Besides bay Watch, she
worked with the hoff On night Rider owner.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
That was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I love that show.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
I thought that was great.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I mean, everybody thought the car was cool, but I
wanted that car so bad. And then I was too
old for big wheels. But just as I was too
old for big wheel, so I'm barely out of big
wheel age. That's when the night Rider big wheels started
coming out. Remember those?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, oh my god, Oh yeah, you're you're even older
than I am. That They had the big foot one
too for the Monster Truck version.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
The night Rider kit big wheel ruled because not I
didn't have that that handbrake thing whatever it was. You
would tear those wheels up. But on the front of it,
it had the light that would go back and forth,
the red light like kid, Hello Michael, Barbie Corvette.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
Hell yeah, we had one of those hell ya that
you could sit in.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
Yes, yeah, it was.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
That was a big Christmas Eve one that Barbie Carr
got rolled out.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Oh wait, so it wasn't a big wheel. It's one
of those power wheel.

Speaker 9 (33:50):
A power wheel.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah. It was too rich for
our blood.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Oh yeah, you're talking about power wheels. I was talking
about power wheels, but yeah, wheels. We're talking about the
three wheel power with three wheels. They could go talking
about the three wheel bikes, big.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Wheels, big wheel, big wheel in the front, the two
little wheels in the back, and then you would just
peddle it for people that didn't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Just the power wheels is like battery operated.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah car, Oh my god. Those I wanted one of those.
So that's what I really want is the ultimate tream.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
That wasn't happening in the gradhouse my parents. That was
one of those toys that my parents were just like against, like,
this is not happening in the same They were like, oh,
you're going to drive it in the street.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I think not that that's what I wanted to do.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
It was just I think there was it was cheap plastic.
Then it would break easy, easily inside.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
On the carpet. It was winter time in Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I wanted the power wheels, and I wanted the g
I Joe aircraft carrier. Oh no, right, God, yeah, but
I wanted thing was huge. My buddy had one and
it took up almost his entire room.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
It was serious.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
This is a huge I forget the dimension. I mean
it'd be interested. Yeah, look at it of the g
I Joe aircraft carrier. Oh that's giant, massive.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
That's the size of a dining tab.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, like a din, like an area rug.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It was huge.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I wanted a go kart of any kind. Yeah, and
I wanted a trampoline. Never had a trampoline.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
We it's cool now. I mean the kids have these
e bikes like we had the damage. We could have
done the range of an e bike because if you
you have to make that calculation, all right, how long
is it gonna take us to pedal our bikes over
to wherever we wanted to go to our hours? It
would take forever. But if you had the e bike
and basically having a motorcycle.

Speaker 11 (35:36):
So much more trouble you can get in the dimensions
of this thing. Yes, seven feet by three and a
half feet like a bed.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
It's shack.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
If Shack just laid down on your floor in the
middle of your room. You saw my battleship man.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I don't want to make you guys too jealous. But
Medice and I met Kitt at an auto museum.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, get actual.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
He was very cool. It was very starstruck.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
It was.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Your kid eight seven seven forty four. What he sent
us a text over to two to nine eight seven
will be right back, show will be right back.

Speaker 13 (36:15):
Oh gry.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Let's go to our official Star Wars correspondent expert on
staff that would be bored Yo, Happy Friday, bored happy thing?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Is it at eight or is it at at In
canon it is both.

Speaker 18 (36:32):
They said it both in television and film, so you
can say whichever way they want, because.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
That sounds dumb, dumb. It really does like at eight sound.
I don't know. It just sounds more like could be
a piece of gear.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I've never heard it until you said it that one time,
and then people made it like a thing.

Speaker 18 (36:49):
It's actually said both ways in the films and then
later in television they have referred to it the same,
just just to avoid nerds fighting over.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, somebody checked it over. That's the toy always wanted
Star Wars.

Speaker 18 (37:02):
I found one of those finally out of flea market
last year for about fifty bucks yeah, well this is
my mom gave me crap for years.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Then she found one of the garage sale and gave
it to me for my fortieth birthday. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 18 (37:15):
I'm still looking for a rank corps if anyone has
one that doesn't want to anymore. What a rank corps?
The rank corps? Okay, Luke fights and returned to Jedi. Yeah,
it's like a hundred bucks, so one for cheap for sheep.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Wishless.

Speaker 18 (37:30):
You know you talked about the you know, night Rider,
big wheel and the USS flag.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
You know, I'll take a show dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
The other thing that we were psyched and it was
a go figure the sister who turned out to be
a lesbian. She and I were really psyched. We got
a castle gray skull oh ripped and I got he
Man and she got the what was the cat? What
was what was he Man's cat that he would ride

(37:56):
around on?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Tiger right?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, it was a tiger thing.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
God, I don't remember Kringer, Cringer Cringer.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I think battle Cat, Battle Cat, Yeah, battle Cat.

Speaker 11 (38:09):
Whenever we played that because my brother had one, I
always had to be Skeletor and he got.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Always Yeah, this dude, see some fun stuff.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Man.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
What was that little flying like wizardy thing on he
Man flying?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, it looks like a little ghost like ghost.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, looks it almost looked like one of their bell
or something like those things from Star Wars. Yeah that
Orca yeah Orco Orco was the name of the the
he Man thing. But like, what's the what are those
little guys? They not the sand people they they yeah,
the jawas that would run like the the big recycler. Yeah,
they go collecting all the sand crawler.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Little robes and the glowing eyes.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, yep, I'm sure that's racist somewhere.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, spaceballs.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Or yeah, man, god, he Man? Where do you watch
the old he Man? I know that Kevin Smith, our
friend director actor Silent Bob Kevin he did like some
new he Man thing and our friend Whipping Boys said
that it was awesome.

Speaker 11 (39:12):
Oh yeah that was on Netflix, right, Yeah, yeah, he
said it was really good. Isn't he Man like looking back?
Pretty homo erotic?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I mean, you know, if you want to look at
it that way, but that's your prom want just because
he's ripped.

Speaker 18 (39:24):
Looks like you could you could go to YouTube on
the official he Man channel and stream every episode.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh yeah, it was he man and what Shira?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
She rap princes us a power shera princess.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah. Eight seven.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity trading for
a politically correct world on a Friday morning, trying to
get into the weekend, well at least out of this
morning part of the day. It's quickly as we can.
Phones are up before eight seven, seven forty four Woodie
Friday check ins. Text over to two to nine eighty

(40:06):
seven on Woody. That's Greg, that's Menace. Hi, Gina is here,
Sammy Morgan taking your calls. Von our video producers here,
and Menace claims that Vaughn's trying to have sex with him.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
What.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'm just throwing this out here, guys. Do you guys
tell me.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
What you think about this?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I want all right, just throwing out the accusation.

Speaker 13 (40:28):
It's already.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yeah, here comes on uh huh. So, oh he's not
making his way in because he's right here.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
I got to know that.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
By the way, Von, I don't know the details.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Don't say.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah thanks for me, Yeah you can respond yeah later.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
So I get a text late last night, what time
you have about ten and exactly this is what I get.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Are you up.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
That night?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Right?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
And of course I'm not up because I've said on
a million episodes of the show that I go to
bed at eight o'clock. Right, So I wake up and
I'm kind of concerned. I go are you good? And
no response? So I know this sex message is not
for me. So voughn Are you trying to have sex
with me? Or what's going on?

Speaker 7 (41:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
I wants to be closer as a show.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
In sex the wrong person.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Of course he was high.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, that's always It's funny.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I just assume you're always high?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Is that true most of the time. I'm okay, it's
a baseline.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
You know, are you up is the go to text
if you're trying to hook up? Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, booty call, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
But I'm sure you're talking about honestly? Is that a
real text?

Speaker 13 (41:51):
Were you?

Speaker 9 (41:52):
Were you drinking last night?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
No drink on Thursdays? Did you send a bunch of
people this text and just cast a wife?

Speaker 15 (41:59):
I don't know?

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Wow?

Speaker 19 (42:02):
What? Oh?

Speaker 8 (42:04):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
It was another van.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Crazy?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
It's like.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
I thought, were you no?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
It was asleep?

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, this is how it goes menace comes up, I
think I think have sex with me. We got to
ask him about it.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Wow, they're gonna text that person I did. I go,
are you good? And they haven't hit me back yet.

Speaker 11 (42:37):
What I v was like, you know what, I'm glad
we're talking about this because it's time that I get
to talk my Do.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
You want to have sex or what?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I'm so down?

Speaker 17 (42:44):
You know?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah, No, I won't point out I'm sorry. I apologize.
I know too many vans.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I will point out that when that guy brought up
we just said that you got this text, Vaughn, you
looked really uncomfortable and guilty.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, like maybe maybe did so.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Were you trying to booty call somebody last night? No,
but now you're kind of worried about, like, oh maybe
I did send it to men It's oh damn not
last night.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
But I may have sent some texts without knowing in
the past, similar texts in the past that last night.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Something I would do exactly, Ladies.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Does that work? Like, yeah, someone just hits you up
like that because you know what it is.

Speaker 9 (43:36):
I mean it's worked in the past, sure, Yeah, like
in your early twenties.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah, why it has to be the right person.

Speaker 10 (43:42):
Yeah, and if you're already yeah, like drinking somewhere else,
and then it's like, oh, yeah, I guess I could
head over to your place instead of going home.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Right exactly, And Thursday's a good night for that. Yeah,
people do go out like a little they pre pre
game again, do anything tomorrow at work? I can?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah. Oh, by the way, as if the world needed
another one of these kind of drinks, did you see
the Crystal Light vodka refreshers, because remember, Crystal Light grew
up on Crystal Light. Speaking of throwback, that's are you
up text? Yeah, I mean there's just so many of

(44:23):
these things.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
So you dumped the packet into your body.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, these are so seventy seven calories, zero sugar beverage.
They're in two flavors, wild Strawberry and Lemonade. The a
b v is three point eight percent. The company says
that people have been using Crystal Light as a mixer
for years and so this is a no brainer for them.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh yeah, that's I've seen that.

Speaker 11 (44:46):
That's a well known that's the basicst bitch thing I've
ever heard of my life.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Crystal Light, Crystal Light mixer. I mean I've even thought
about Crystal Light and I don't know. Yeah, yeah, after
when you have a hangover, is that right light? Yeah,
that's ped Light, It's not ped I thought they were
basically the same. Crystal They was like one of the
first things I ever saw, those little skinny powder package
that you see everywhere else.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, and you you dump it either into well back
then it was like a glass.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
It wasn't my mom would do those sun ty jars
because nobody was picture.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Nobody was using like individual water bottles or even even
like little plastic you know, bottles of water like kool
Aid pretty much. But it was zero calorie.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Yeah, and there's caffeine in that.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
They have liquid versions.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I select their tea now everybody is like the Crystal
Light tea.

Speaker 11 (45:37):
I had one sort of recently and my stomach rebelled.
So I don't know what they're putting in there, but
be careful.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
People do that liquid IV Now I've never tried it,
but they swear by.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
It, the Crystal Light vodka refreshers. They're going to start
appearing in select stores this month. They're gonna be sold
sold in four packs nine Okay, but that's so good.
We got to do a taste you doesn't sound so good.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I have those sunny bees that they put in it.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah, you know what I had for the first time
had to be since I was I don't know, sixteen
years old. Hawaiian punch.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Oh still good, give you some.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I was at a place. They offered me a drink
from this little like it was like SODA's waters, you know,
stuff like that, And I saw they had.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Cans of Hawaiian punch, and I'm like, is that Hawaiian?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I said, I will have the Hawaiian punch.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Because because I have not had that, it's so damn good.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
And so it was so good.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Did it taste like pure sugar? No, it wasn't.

Speaker 13 (46:41):
Vibe.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Bitch, don't kill my Pawaiian. Yeah, they're so good.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
They never get cold.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
But yeah, this is good.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
They do.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
They still sell at the stores, I guess because I'm
not looking for him. Remember those little they were they
looked like a little plastic barrels and they had that
that foil top.

Speaker 11 (47:00):
Day they look like little like grenades. Yeah, I know
exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
It was like buzz balls for kids.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yes, exactly. You get him after soccer practice and stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Those were really good. Yeah, yeah, all right, it's oh
man full of nostalgia.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Oh man, I would like to apologize again Star Wars
trying to out Vaughn g I Joe Aircraft Carrier.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, Crystal Light eight seven four Woodie.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Sorry Vaughn, Yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Vine.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, maybe one day hit up the other.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I felt like I was going to start some sort
of like life transforming era where he you know, leaves,
the wife goes to Vaughan. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, it would be like a power couple couple actually
maybe next lifetime.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Well, today is Alexander Graham Bell Day. This is the
guy who invented the telephone, and so he patented it
today this day in eighteen seventy six, right, and so
Sammy's like, you know, this Friday is Alexander Graham Bell Day.
We should do a round of open phones, yes, right,
which we haven't done. We do a lot where we

(48:06):
set the topic and then you guys call in on that.
This is literally you can call in on anything. And
what they have is too too much direction. Yeah, they
have too way too much direction. Yeah, so if you
just want to call in, got to keep it more.
Lucy yeah, but I do. I do want to say, Like,
as a fan of radio for many, many years, and
when I in my formative years and I would listen
to you know, some talk radio stuff and they would

(48:28):
do rounds of open phones. I always thought that was
interesting because it was so random.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Agree, when you got hot phone? Yeah, got hot phone.
We've all got dumber though we have. That'll make it
more fun.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
We have and I don't know, maybe it'll suck and
nobody will call.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
But you can literally call in about whatever you want.
You want to ask us about something, you want to
tell us about something.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Whatever it might be. Question, maybe, yeah, question whatever.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the number. Let's talk, Yeah,
in honor of Graham Bell Day, Alexander Graham Bell Day,
open phones next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
This is.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
HI, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
It is Alexander Graham Bell Day.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
And it was the telephone that was patented this day
back in eighteen seventy six. That's a fun fact.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
That is a fun fact. I have a fun fact
as well, do you. My good friend Brian texted me
yesterday and said, my great uncle was Alexander Graham Bells?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Oh really, I said, what was this crazy?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
How did I not know?

Speaker 15 (49:32):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
We actually because we said open phones in honor of
Alexander Graham Bell Day?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
And uh is it Jacques Jacques? Jacques Jacques? Is that
the Jacques?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Hey, good morning, Jock?

Speaker 4 (49:44):
How are you?

Speaker 15 (49:45):
Good morning?

Speaker 8 (49:46):
Good morning?

Speaker 15 (49:46):
Good than you guys?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
And what's the sense.

Speaker 15 (49:51):
My accident is?

Speaker 13 (49:52):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (49:52):
No, South Africa? My name is friend though.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yeah, yeah, I love it?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
So wait wait wait your acting is what? I missed
that part?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
South South Africa?

Speaker 8 (49:59):
South?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I'm oh, good on you, good job.

Speaker 15 (50:02):
I am a great to see the States.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
While ago Greg. He says that he might be related
to Alexander.

Speaker 15 (50:10):
Yes, right, maybe we related them because my dad is
originated from Scotland and he's great great grandfather I think
is from Edinburgh, Scotland, where Alexander great Ballad is from.
So it's not confirmed. I don't know that for a fact,
but it might be.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Okay, isn't there drama behind who actually invented the telephone?
Like with Tesla? Look it up? Yeah, I think there's
like four people. Who was Watson?

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Well, I think different people were inventing it sort of
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Who got them different area?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah right, yeah, all right, well Jock, thank you, thank
you for the call, man.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (50:47):
Thank you, guys, I really appreciate your show.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Thank you. Goodbye, bye bye, thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Let's see let's go to Yeah, I looked that up
Internet mastermind over there. There are several who claim, including
uh and Johann Reese.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
And Antonio Meuci Hey, because I was reading about I
was listening to that recently. Where I think the only
difference between the telephone and the Tell Graham is that
once they realized they could put tones through that wire,
then they said, oh I could put a tone through there,
I could put a voice through there, essentially music, and
that's what apparently it was actually pretty quick once they
figured that out to go from do do do Do?

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Do Do do do?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Speaking to talking open phones.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
I'm sticking with bell. It was a bell.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Let's h let's say hi to Joe. Hey, good morning, Joe, Joe.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Good morning? What do you got for us?

Speaker 8 (51:39):
So listen. I've listened to you guys from the beginning,
but I have no idea what any of you look like.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Okay, do you ever like wonder like you hear you
hear a.

Speaker 8 (51:46):
Voice on the radio and to that man, I wonder
what that person look like, and then when you see them,
they it doesn't look anything like them.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
We've said, by the way, Joe, we've said for for
the benefit of all new listeners out there. Uh, don't
do it, Yeah, we said it. Never times like just
let let what ever picture in your mind you have,
you know, constructed, Just let that be the Let that
be the image.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
Okay, all right, well you want to know what they are?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Oh okay, so you have descriptions? Okay, yes, oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
Yeah, sure. So like every time I hear Morgan, I
think of do you remember the do you remember the
lady from Fraser his assistant? Okay, So whenever I hear Morgan,
I think of that's who I think talking when I
hear now now, now Sammy, did you ever see when

(52:32):
Punky Punky Brewster grew up? Yes, as an adult, That's
who I think of when I hear Sammy. Okay, yeah,
now Greg Gory, now Greg Gory? Okay, who you know? Greg?

Speaker 4 (52:48):
What a voice?

Speaker 16 (52:48):
Right?

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Not gay?

Speaker 8 (52:49):
But you know that voice. I'll tell you Harvey Johnson
from Die Hard Harvey who every time I hear Greg Yeah,
remember the news caster from die Hard.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Yeah, he was kind of a disturber.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Harvey John Yeah, Johnston, that David.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
The actor's name, yeah, there you go, Okay, okay, there
you go.

Speaker 8 (53:22):
Now Menace, Uh do you remember everybody knows always Sunny
in Philadelphia?

Speaker 15 (53:27):
Right?

Speaker 8 (53:28):
They were like I think there. I think there were
three brothers, right, If I'm not mistaken. He reminds me
when I hear Menace, it's the it's the smallest guy
the Yeah, Charlie. Whenever I hear MENACE's voice, that's who
I think.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Of, immediate Charlie Kelly, Charlie Rules.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Yeah, is that who that was? Steve Best is a
real stretch. I kind of felt Seed Best one time
on Fox and it was it was like a D
list that I can't think of the actor's name. I
really apologize, but he made a few appearances on Monk,
but I don't know his name. I apologize. It sounds
just like, uh, Seve Aspect have the actor's name. I'm sorry,

(54:05):
I have the actors's name, but now and it took
a long time for me to come up with one
for you, Woodie, but I came up with Seth McFarlane.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
People say that I could see that.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Yeah, okay, and Gina, I'm miss Rady, but I love Gina.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
I couldn't come up with my and I got so
curious when you joined the show. I had to look
you up so I know what you look like. I
love you as sweet as you who And I'm still
glady with the show.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
So nice. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (54:33):
And you know, most people say there they're pleasantly surprised
when they see me, not because I'm so hot, but
because my voice is so horrible. And I couldn't agree more.
I know, really truly, I've always hated it. I get
it when you say that. If you're like, oh, you
don't sound as an ugly your voice does?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
You're right?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Your voices it's tough. I mean, that's a that's a's
harsh on the neg scale. Let's go to Adam. Open phones.
Good morning, Adam, how are you?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Good morning?

Speaker 12 (55:04):
What do you show?

Speaker 13 (55:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
What do you got?

Speaker 8 (55:08):
All right?

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Wedy, this is a question for you. I'm gonna get
quick because I gotta get back to work. But I
was sitting down with my kids the other night watching
Toy Story two, and there's a scene where Andy actually
drops Woody into a trash can because he was broken.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
And I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
I thought about you guys, and I thought about maybe
if you had a nightmare about that one night.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
So I was curious, like if I had a nightmare
in what way I was being thrown away?

Speaker 6 (55:34):
I'm order the Woody doll that was?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
And here maybe if I was. I don't know, how
are many years younger? But I mean I like the
Toy Story movies, but I you.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Can grow up with them.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Correct. I was an adult when Toy Story came out,
so like, no, I mean, that wasn't the That wasn't
the tie with the name. Literally the tie with the
name is when I was getting an interview for radio
station I really wanted to work at, and there were
was a TV in the office of the program director.
He's like, hey man, you can't use Jeff, which is
my name. No one's gonna remember that you come up

(56:08):
with anything. I'm like, I don't care. Commercial comes on
for a movie called Money Train nineteen ninety five or
whatever this was, and it was Wessey Stipes and Woody Harrelson,
At the end of the trailer, goes Wesley Woody money
train in theaters Friday. He goes, how about what I said? Fine,
just wanted the job and his stupid name stuck. Regret, regret, regret.
I got stuck with it. I didn't know that, I

(56:31):
just got stuck. It's the name I got. It's a
nickname I got stuck with because the programmer didn't like
my name. Yeah, and his name was Phil, but he
wasn't on the air.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
There should be a term for that, where you have
a name where you were born, but your case, you
have a name, but then someone way more famous comes
along and owns the name, like, yeah, there has to
be people named Share before Sure was out there. Yeah,
and that it doesn't matter. Guess what our names that
get ruined, you know, Karen ruined about that? Yeah, I
mean ruined. There's probably several guys, probably thousand of guys
named Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, it sucks for them.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Let's go to Fadie. Hey, good morning, Fadie.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
How are you man?

Speaker 6 (57:08):
I'm doing great? How you guys doing good?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
We're doing fantastic. It's uh, it's Alexander Graham Bell Day
Open Funes.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
What do you got for us?

Speaker 16 (57:16):
Well, I just wanted to give you guys a shout out.
You guys are the best show on the radio. You
guys made me laugh every single morning. Oh I get
a shout out to Greg. I want to get a
shout out to Woody the men is Morgan, you guys
are the best. All right, Gee you guys, you're awesome.
To you guys are all awesome. That's all I look you.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Thank you all right, Faty, thank you for the call.
Appreciate listening the wood Show. Say hi to Ben. Everybody.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Hey, hey, Hey, what do you got for us?

Speaker 8 (57:45):
Ben? All right?

Speaker 17 (57:47):
So at the end of last year I got going
to pick with Sea Bass on this right. The last
year he asked sam Me a question about the triangle, right,
and then he corrected it right, but he was still wrong.
And I say this as a mathematician, right, I have
a PhD in mathematics, so I know my stuff on
this right, wash you and Saint Louis, Oh that's a

(58:09):
good one, right, right? But uh he asked there, okay,
so you have a triangle with two sides, right, Uh,
one is four, one is three? Right? And then he
corrected it. Oh, they caught me on a mistake. It's
a right triangle. Do you ever consider that the third side,
that the four was the hypot news and the third
side was root seven.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
S ben yeh think about that shot? Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
The whole thing was he said it had to be
a right angle, but it didn't have to be right.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Is that what you're from doing? What he's talking about, Eastern.

Speaker 17 (58:42):
Even if it's a right angle, Even if it's a
right angle, the third side could be root seven.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
If four was the hypot.

Speaker 17 (58:47):
News, he never five. That's five had to.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Be the hypot right, Yeah, exactly, That's what. There are
multiple answers obviously, that is in many d u i
Q questions. It wasn't d u i q.

Speaker 9 (58:57):
That was from the Barbie Salley Munk.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Same thing point people, some people answering questions, So whoa geez,
don't And I got it right, by the way, I
think I wanted to medicine her answer to the d
u i Q, which is also true, she got it right.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
I swept today, by the way.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
You so beyond that though, what he's talking about is
just another easter egg that I'm cleverly hiding.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I was giving direction. Yeah, get at Ben. It's because
he's clever, Yes, too clever for you, which.

Speaker 10 (59:30):
Is weird because if I'm that stupid, why does he
need to come up with such clever things to try.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
And trick me, not to know? See that's wrong again,
it's not it's not to trick you. It's to give
you an extra way to get the right answer. Your
question is wrong. Ben shouldn't be angry at me.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
He should be saying it was intentional.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
That little easter egg good good for me that it's
very poor form this this tracks all this track. Ben,
thank you so much for listen to show we appreciate
it and have yourself agree.

Speaker 17 (01:00:01):
All right, I had to get off my chest.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Do you know who my favorite triangle is? To read out?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Wow, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Menace, Yeah, I was. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Say hi to Alex. Good morning Alex.

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
What are you sure?

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Friday? Y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Happy Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Open phones, Alex?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
What do you got for us?

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
So Woody, I've been listening to you for every day
almost for last fifteen or so years when I started working.
I'm thirty three or something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Now, okay, s.

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
Mbam you guys close out every single show with Yeah,
what does it mean?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I you know, I've considered pulling the curtain back on
that one. Yeah, people, yeah, it is, but you know,
retire it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
We're just gonna give out the nuclear Yeah, I'm not
going to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I'm not going to retire it. I have I have
some thoughts on the on the subject. I'm not ready
to tell everybody what it is just yet. Yeah, they're
been guesses for I mean, we we started the S
M D double M thing eleven years ago. Yeah, that
was so I haven't been doing that, you know, for
the fifteen years that you've been listening or whatever the
other station. It was just since we got the band

(01:01:15):
back together here, so eleven years right there. Eleven yeah,
eleven years.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Yeah, I'm I'm pretty close to pulling the curtain back
on that because I have a new thought. Oh, I
have a new thought.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Interesting, but I can't unveil that yet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
What the hell is happening? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Is there a backstory? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Hold hold on, hold on one second, dude, hold on,
Let mean, let me tell everybody here what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Okay, hold on, let me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I just you know, I just I just want to
make sure that the microphones are off. Yeah, what's that
we should all have to approve.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Oh, it's not your thing, right, yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Hold, I mean the whole thing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, it was, it was, it was. Yeah, okay, well
you watch so sadly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Uh huh, I'm not getting you're not getting. I'm not
getting getting.

Speaker 9 (01:02:17):
Oh I'm getting you are?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so interesting. You want to keep that
under your.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
If I IF I, if I, if I make the adjustment,
if I make the change, or I bring the curtain
back in the one thing and then the other thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Is right, you can't you can't reveal if you're going
to change it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
What if you just add that to it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
That said too much?

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Yeah, it's a mouthful.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Yeah, anyway, I almost said it without putting Alex on hold,
and he will. He would have heard everything, and then
the cat would have really been out of the back.
Yeah all right, Alex, thank you for the call, appreciate
you listening the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Show for his life out. He just made things even crazier.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Yeah right, I've been praying you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Have a great day, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yeah, all of a sudden, she's a genius. She's got
the right angled triangle thing right the High Pot News pod. Yes,
she corrected Sea Bass on his own bit. All right,
More Woody Shows next, Hang on.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
More of the Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (01:03:34):
More more.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
If you know what I'm saying, I'm not even gonna
pause the show.

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
He'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
We're talking about themes that got ruined, that Karen got ruined.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
It is one of the random.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Questions we got to forget.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Somebody said, I work with a girl. Her name is
isis so unfortunate?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Oh no, not good? That sucks right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Yeah, hold up, So, now that you've established that you
disliked the name Woody, what would you choose as your name?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Now, I would have just gone with my name. Everything
else I've said this number time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Everything else about what we're doing is so and I'm so.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Just authentically sharing things.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Yeah, I go out of my way to put myself
out there in a vulnerable way, like where I go.
Maybe I shouldn't share that. Oh and then I share it, yea,
because I know that's what that's the good stuff. And
I got this stupid name I'm stuck with. But that's
it was at the time of my career where It's like, well,
I can start all over, or I could just go
with the fact that people know this name based on
stations that I'd worked at. It would give me a

(01:04:52):
call back just based on that. But if I called
and say, oh, hey, it's Jeff starting over, I don't know. No,
it's Woody from one to four to seven, The Revolution
in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Oh love that guy? Hey, how you doing man?

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
But this field guy that film said to change it
from Jeff because nobody remembers Jeff. What's his logic there?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
We had another guy in the on the on the
station call. His name was Whitefish. Another Chicken was audio
video of those you worked with one of those? Yeah,
but no, they're not wrong. If you go into a
room the name of the morning show is Planet Wank.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
But if you go to in a room full of
people and you're meeting people and you say my name
is Woody, that's gonna stand out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
More than Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Yeah, yep, Jeffrey will seven. People will remember that name.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Forty four wood He hit us up with the text
over to two to ninety seven, Sorry you have time
for all the I mean a ton of people call him.
That was very successful.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I thought I thought it was a great round.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
We all gratitude to Alexander Graham Bell and Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Yeah, both of you. Great idea, even though Sea Bass
poop poo the idea he did. And we got to
hear about that guy from South Africa whose grandfather was
from Scotland.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
Maybe yeah, and he might be related to But.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
I'm curious how does one become a cork soaker?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Cork soaker, as we are like to say, corksuckers our born,
not made.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I like to soak the biggest thick of cars. While
you are soaking at the Clark, you can also massage at.

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
The Great.

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The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Would you look at that? Guys,
It's Friday morning. Thank you for being here with us.
March seventh, twenty twenty five on Wooding. That's Greg Gory
he menaces riding yaw, what is up? Yea?

Speaker 13 (01:06:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Yeah, what'd you guys think of the open phones thing
was that as a listener, not U see bass, but
as a listener I liked it. We mentioned I think
everybody around the room I like.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
I kind of liked it. They're just kind of random, random.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
I'm always gonna see what the people who are actually
listening to the show come up with and what they
have to say. So, yeah, if you like, just quick
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seven coming.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Up for you this hour, we have something pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
It's a it's a spin from the Idaho Prison pen
Pals thing that Gina has brought up a couple of
times in the show and that Greg's obsessed with.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Yeah, it's so fascinating to me for some reason that
you're even allowed to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
And I don't want to say something that I shouldn't,
So Greg, why don't you explain what we're doing this
hour that's in relation to that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
So I have a friend who is in law enforcement,
and I was talking to this person about this particular
segment that what we call the Idaho Prison pen Pals
correct and I said, how on earth is this allowed?
And he said where is this happening? And I said,
it's at this place in Kona, Idaho. And sure enough,

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this friend used to work there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Incredible the actual place where these pen pals are.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
And so Gina's been obsessed with these things, and so
she had all these questions, right, and Gregg's had questions.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
I So we sent off a ton of questions to
ask and got the answers to how they're allowed to
do this and along with some other random.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Prison a satisfaction of curiosity. Yeah, and then I guess
you got a couple a couple of new clips.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Well yeah, just to you know, refresh everyone's memory about
these amazing Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Well, these prisoners they make these videos basically like hey girl,
so uh, hit me up. I'm just looking for this
jpey or put some money on my book a book,
so I can, you know, make some prison spread.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
And then I got some answers as to who responds
to these dudes. It's pretty weird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
So that's coming up later on this hour. Here on
the WOODI Show, we've got some redneck news if you
think suspranders count as a shirt.

Speaker 13 (01:09:17):
News.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
And today's redneck news is from Johnson City, Tennessee. First
of all, Johnson, where the police they pulled this car
over which led to them getting a search warrant for
a nearby house, and that's where they busted three people,
a thirty six year old broad named Felicia Beckwick, thirty
eight year old Christopher Thomas McKinney, and thirty two year

(01:09:42):
old Christopher Travis Poe Rambo, cool name Rambo. They found
meth and fatanyl, along with a crystal like powdered substance
that could be either drug. They set it off to
the lab to get the final analysis on that, but
the cops they also found four guns, a bunch of cash,
various pills which weird nobody seemed to have a prescription for,
oh huh, and a bunch of other paraphernalia. They were

(01:10:04):
all arrested. Take her to the county jail. Now here's
a little redneck news fun fact. This Felicia Beckwith Chick
is a mom. She's got a sixteen year old daughter
who she has done drugs with. Oh my god, when
the daughter was just fourteen years old. And can you
guess who the baby daddy is?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, please don't it's a
famous person. Oh okay, don't you even see a family member?

Speaker 15 (01:10:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
They play in a band, Wes Cantlon from Puddle of Mudd. Yes,
they ran a band. Did they play drums?

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Oh, it is a musician.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Oo, this is fun John Bonham kid, it is not
kid rock.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
It's jelly roll jelly roll. Yes, this jelly rolls ex
Oh yeah. He said at one point that she was
the inspiration for his song she looks honey, that's jelly
Rolls Baby Mama.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Ji Roll was once a chuck. Yeah, among any of
these things.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Oh yeah, So anyway there is that's from Johnson City, Tennessee.
Interesting where jelly Rolls Baby Mama and two other dudes
were busted with a bunch of meth fentanyl pills, guns
and cash and the cops came knocking on their door.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Meanwhile, he's living the life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, he's turned around man. Yeah, and that is today's
red nick.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Y I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I'm looking at the lyrics to the song. She it's
about a pill head who's uh was the life of
the party, but she yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Went over Lord the light has gone dim sad. All right, Well,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back and
then we'll get into some of the Idaho prison pen
pal stuff that we're just talking about pretty my complexin urine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Everyone in this room, them in deep, a little lower,
a little slower.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
Do you want to oil them down?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Sunning their buttholes the sun?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Pretty much all deficient? Indeed, sorry little are you down
the d or not?

Speaker 17 (01:12:12):
All day law?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
The Woody Show, Idaho prison pen pals something that I
was only introduced to when I you know, I talked
to Gina. Yeah, she brought that into my into my universe.
I think it's interesting just because how, how and why
I get like people who are not in prison, you know,
having a personal like a video personal service or add

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or what you can do online dating, but these prisoners
doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
There's a way working.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
And then it turns out Greg knows somebody who used to.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Work at the actual place, since gotten a job in
a different law enforcement capacity. But when I found out
this was the actual place where these pen pals are from,
I thought, finally I can learn how is this even allowed?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Yeah, so many questions that Gina's had and that a
couple of us have had. So Greg reached out to
this friend of his and got those answers, which we're
going to get to. But just to get everybody kind
of caught up. If you're not familiar with this Idaho
prison pen pal thing is it's his account the GENA follows.

Speaker 11 (01:13:17):
Yeah, it's it's on TikTok and on Instagram and it's
the ideo C or whatever Idaho Department of Corrections. And
these dudes basically send out like cast a wide net
for the ladies to, you know, just just somebody to
talk to, you know, but they all sound different, like
here's here's one of the inmates.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Ladies out there that I'm single and ready to mingle.
Well at least for the next fifteen years.

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
We'll know where I'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Hey, shut the foot up by making my.

Speaker 13 (01:13:43):
Pity over here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Nice guy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Do all kinds ready to ming exactly?

Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
And we have another example to this is kind of
another kind of he's more laid back, take it or
leave it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
I got We're about to get out three to four months.

Speaker 19 (01:14:00):
I'm just trying to I've been down falling out of
years and I'm telling you right now you are are
ready for what I'm ready to put down right now.
So if you're interested in having me, if not, be
big bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Wow, Yeah, I'm kind of the guy. Ready, What do
you want me to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Some of them are really romantic. Yeah, like this guy, I've.

Speaker 19 (01:14:22):
Been doing time here for twelve years and I get
out six months scott free, So I'm looking for.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
A badass ship with daddy issues.

Speaker 8 (01:14:28):
Spend in my mouth for calling me daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Yeah, he knows what you want.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Other guys who are like serenading there, singing like just
kids and it's thinking like a little realit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
It banger, dumb banger.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Uh, what's the song called? What's name?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Hopeless things?

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
What I did?

Speaker 8 (01:15:05):
Take it to your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
And oh yeah, this guy's getting so much action.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
From prison to duet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
All right, So that's what we're talking about. These guys.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
They make these messages so clearly my number one question
was is this even allowed? Do you know that they're
doing it? Do you ever try to stop them? Or
is it just no big deal? And the official answer
is that video chats are allowed in prisons across the
country as a way for inmates to connect with family
and friends.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Wants using to do it? Are they video phones?

Speaker 17 (01:15:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Yeah, like paid phones basically.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Messages like a Janki version of FaceTime.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah, but I'm saying that they don't have their own phone.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Yeah they no, it's in the in the prison. But
that makes a lot more sense, and they say. One
surprising trend in these videos is flirting. That a single
inmate could record a video message asking to connect, and
within a day or two he would see ten to
fifteen responses from women per video. Wow says these men
are very charismatic, they're master manipulators, and this is the

(01:16:26):
losery part. Within a week, some women would send hundreds
and hundreds of dollars to their accounts, believing that they
were already in a relationship with these guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Oh yeah, you know how good and strong your pimpan
has to be to be able to pull that from
behind prison walls. How many followers on this account?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Oh like thousands? Yeah, I mean tons, because.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
That's I'm like to find. To find somebody to finally
know the women are out there, but to find fourteen
within a day to respond yes and send hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
So many of the responses are chicks going I can
change them. I could change them. I have what it takes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
One of the other questions I asked was what's the
most creative way you've seen it, inmate, try to smuggle
something inside. Oh yeah, and the answer where some letters
get soaked in meth or other substances, making those drugs
undetectable to the human eye.

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
And that's why Morgan's letter got sent back where she
perfumed it perfume.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Yeah, yeah, he's out of jail now, Oh you can.
You don't have to do perfume. He never came for me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
This is a secret. We don't tell your boyfriend about this, right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Oh, he's heard about this.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Also said that they can hide stuff in their hair,
their beards, or even the soles of their feet, but
the most common hiding place is the anus, a method
that they call suitcasing. Said, it's astonishing how much can
be put up there. I've had to retrieve items like
balloons filled with drugs, porn photos, and even a sharpie
which the inmates use for tattooing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Can you not have porn photos? Like can these women?

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
That is?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
I don't know. Like so the women that send the
stuff to these dudes that they could send I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
I think there are only allowed to send money to
put on their.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Books, like a letter to somebody like you in picture
in the Yeah, and then the money only goes to
their commissary, and that's it. You know that there's not
Why wouldn't you be able to have that stuff. I
would think that that woul might you know, kind of
take care of some of the I think that drama
and sexual tension.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
To steal your photos currency.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Okay, somebody said, uh, my step brother was in those
videos from Idaho. He gets tons of messages and money.
Who texting over Let's make some fake ones.

Speaker 13 (01:18:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:18:50):
There's so many questions like like, what's we We know
that this is a tough job. What's the most rewarding part?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
And I like this answer. He says, there have been
a few cases where.

Speaker 11 (01:18:59):
So someone's truly turned their life around, gotten out, started
a family, left their past behind, and knowing that I
helped an inmate get into school or a trade program
is the real reward?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Like it happened.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Do these guys keep in touch?

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
I doubt, But I do know somebody that a radio
person that fell in love with somebody that was in jail,
that would call in and they've had a pretty awesome
life since I did turn his life around, and they
started a business and they're doing really well.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Yeah, yeah, just watching Love after lock Up.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Yeah, it happens on the darker side of things. We asked,
what's the most surprising thing you learned about human nature
when you worked in that prison, and the answer was,
the most surprising thing I've encountered is real, actual evil.
Never in my life did I think I would come
face to face with true evil. But it is real.
It does exist. I've had conversations with it and I

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even served at breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
You got to give us some details, dork, Yeah, we
need more.

Speaker 17 (01:19:58):
Well, I like this.

Speaker 11 (01:19:59):
We asked how how do you keep your cool when
dealing with an agro inmate, and he says they call
it verbal judo, and they just they have weeks where
they spend learning how to communicate with these guys. He said,
it's extremely rare for an inmate to attack an officer.
In this job, we wear a lot of hats. Most
important is to be someone who listens and a shoulder
to cry on. But on the opposite side of that,

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he says, the bottom line is inmates are going to
fight if they want to, but we have all kinds
of tools to handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Oc spray, pepper spray. He says, it's rare that I
must go hands on with an inmate, but when it happens,
they lose. Yeah, all right, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Six to six y one texting over that they were
on a dating site. Meta guy talked for a couple
of weeks, caught the whole love feeling really fast. Turned
out he was in prison. We FaceTime once I knew.
He told me he'd be out within the year, and
so I hung on. But after two parole denials, it
finally came to light that he was a lifer for murder.

Speaker 17 (01:20:57):
He lied.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
You don't say what as a woman. You know, there's
there are other gentlemen who aren't in jail.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
I know, there's got to be a name for the phenomenon.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Really nice guys out there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Who are free and not criminals.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
They might not come up to you, and you know,
this is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
The ultimate bad bullet boring. They can you know, they
can't call their girlfriends and say and talk about the
drama that.

Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
They've gone and they won't murder for me, right and
like Love after lock Up, which a show I am
obsessed with, one of them will call.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Like the kids are fighting at the grocery store. I'm
gonna call your father. And then she calls this is
an inmate recorded line, like Okay, what's he gonna do
about it? Yeah, you can do about anything exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
The radio station. The radio station.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Yeah, this call is recorded for the inmate. Yeah, totally,
so inmate at the whatever it like thirty seconds or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
I haven't dugged into this one, but dug into it,
dugged into it. But apparently there's a very popular streamer
named ash and all she does to date these guys.
They're like, well and there's drama, and she like streams
twenty four to seven and then her daughter is now

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they're into dating these the daughters into dating these guys.
She's an adult and they fight over.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Which it mad that they're gonna hook up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
I wonder if they're both fit in the same suitcase
somebody inevitably murders them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Yeah, but apparently very popular online about following their drama
of dating all these inmate guys.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Yeah, there was some one of those real crime accounts
that popped up in the Instagram feed and they had
surveillance video of this guy coming into the apartment building,
arm around this chick and they're going up the elevator
and uh, A couple hours later, come back out. She's dead.
She's in the suitcase and he's taken her out. It
was like some some I thought about Gina because she
loved all those stories I do, like all that true

(01:22:54):
crime stuff. But this was this was a woman who
was on vacation and just met this rando guy. And
they went back to it, like what do you do
in a foreign country? Hey, what are you doing? Like
people like, why are you hitting these guys up? They're
in prison for a reason, they can't what can they

(01:23:15):
provide for you? Like, how do you think this is
going to end positively in a positive way?

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Well, we just heard right there. They'll get they'll come out,
and you'll get rehabilitated. Yeah, A thousand as a business
together with a daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
What if your daughter met a dude in prison and
told you about it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
How do you put an end to that and she's
an adult, what are you going to do? Because you
know what, you know at that point, you've screwed something up.
If she's into that guy, some wires got crossed at
some point. Maybe it's just a curiosity, a morbid curious
people have that curiosity. They yeah, you know, they can't.
They can't help want you to accept him as your

(01:23:52):
son in law. Oh that's not happening.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
No documentary footage. When they have these conjugal visits and
they have these certain areas of the prison where set
it up to look basically like an old timey apartment.
Oh yeah, on coud little kitchenette. The wife will come
and make dinner for them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Yeah, you get like a hot plate.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
And then they have X amount of hours. I think
it's four hours. You can bang and you can have
a normal life for a while. But I don't know
how often these conjugal visits are. I'm not in favor
of that. You're in jail, right, you've murdered something. If
you want that kind of experience, that kind of life.
Now you're playing the house.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Yeah, you can find a nice looking boy.

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Open the show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Welcome back. We're going through us and more of the
questions that we've had for how this whole Idaho prison
pen pal thing works that's in a place called Kuna.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Is a former employee of this place?

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Yeah, like so Gina has brought those clips to the
show where these guys are doing their little personal ads. Yeah,
you know, trying to get checked a lot and a
lot of what you hear. One of the questions it
works within twenty four hours will be fourteen rip fourteen
chicks in some prisoner's inbox, all responding, all send the money,
thinking they're already in a relation.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Yeah, that's so sad. One of the questions I asked
is what changes would you like to see in the
prison system? And I the former me would have disagreed
with this, but now I kind of agree, says I
would like to see shorter sentences for drug addicts. Taking
somebody's freedom for drug possession, especially when they're struggling with addiction,
doesn't make sense to me. Putting a drug addict in
a cell with a dangerous criminal is cruel.

Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
The old me would have totally disagreed with that. Now
I kind of agree with that. It's not the same thing.
You're a you're a drug addict, so we're going to
put you next to a murderer. Yeah, it's not equivalent.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Should be drug prisons or something, Yeah, yeah, some sort
of other rehabitity yeaheah.

Speaker 11 (01:26:36):
They're also you know, there's tons of prisons around the country.
There's tons of guards and CEOs and officers and all
kinds of stuff. And I had to ask, what advice
do you give to somebody who wants a career like this,
Like do people want this career? Do you grow up
thinking this is what you're going to do, And he says,
no one grows up wanting to work in corrections.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
It just happens.

Speaker 11 (01:26:56):
Many people use it as a stepping stone into patrol
or other law enforcement roles. If you really want to
help someone, look into being a counselor at the prison.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
He says.

Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
Honestly, I wouldn't recommend corrections to anyone. It'll find you
whether you're looking or not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
There's a stepping stone to parole. I thought like every
police department on Earth is looking for officers, but it
seems like they're so desperate for I have cops another
like something.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
It's like a rotation where you have to do a
certain amount of time exactly somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
I have a friend who's a cop, a motorcycle cop,
and they have mandatory overtime, and part of that overtime
is you must be a guard in the prison on
this day whatever. Yeah, it's kind of like they don't
want to do it, but they have to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Wow, text look not on on. I'm actually dating a
guy who did thirty plus years in prison. He's been
out for over ten has completely changed his life, does
well financially, and goes to juvenile detention centers to talk
to the kids about staying out of trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Treats me like a queen, and I want for nothing.
Thirty years thirty years. It's a long time.

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
He did something bad.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
If you're in there for thirty years, what it says.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
I don't know about the prisons, but I do know
for sure that even in just County jails across the
East Coast, to give every inmate their own tablets. Lucky,
they can stream music, they can send text messages and
video calls. Fun. So I can only assume that on
the prison side they're also having their own personal device. Man,
that's gonna take away the whole, like you know, butt

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cambling thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Yeah, what happened to the little mini phone? We want
have a suitcase?

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Will it Kester?

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Yeah, will at keyster.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Yeah, we're going to try putting the it's these little
small cell phones that men is found size pinky. We
could still do that, guys. Yeah, Look, we want to
put things in our butt. We can still make it happen,
just for you know, the experimental purposes.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Point being these inmates have it made. I know how
lucky are they?

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Free food every day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Sleep as long as you want, right, fun like TV?

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Yeah no, yeah, bang mm hm eight four.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
Well thank you for doing that, Greg, of course, interesting right, Yeah,
well it's a scary world.

Speaker 15 (01:28:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
We always have questions for a lot of these different essions,
like when we did the here to defend yourself. Yeah,
you know, asking chiropractors even though quacks.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
I have this weird obsession with wanting to take a
tour of a prison.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
I think let's do it. My favorite radio show, The
Woodsy Show. You guys are amazing, especially Woodsy The.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Wood Show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
As we mentioned, we're all very excited. Thank you for
being here Friday. Check ins on the text of course.
Two to nine eighty seven. It's March the seventh. It's
Alexander Graham Bell Day. As we already mentioned.

Speaker 9 (01:29:33):
To everybody knows you to tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
I wonder what the company is going to do for
us today because it's National Employee Appreciation Day. I'm not
sure there's another big radio company that's doing a bunch
of like big time cuts. Oh it's like Doge hit
the place. But yeah, so that's going on. I wonder
how that's going oround National employee Appreciation Day. Not well, yeah,

(01:29:58):
it's a National middle name day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Okay. His middle name, Greg's is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Val Val Okay, because of his dad. That's his dad's name.
That's his middle name.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
I think I know yours? What's mine? Scott, No, you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Don't love me? I thought, Now it's Stephen Steve like
that because I'm a junior, so it's like my dad
and I have it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
And now also we gave that middle name to my son.
That's that's the tie there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
And then from my wife, her middle name is Michelle,
and we gave that middle name to our daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
But now what about your third kid? Who are they
going to have?

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
What third kid? Sect me?

Speaker 14 (01:30:36):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Yeah, exactly right. Your middle name Rochelle, Rochelle Michelle. Okay,
that's what's yours?

Speaker 8 (01:30:44):
Again?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
I can't remember. Mine is Robert, but ibbe.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
I don't know if it's.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
From my dad or from my grandfather because they're both
named Robert Robbie Robbie family.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And then it's Ashley. Yes, I get there, right, okay,
and then Ashley. Yours is always confusing because I can't
remember it's it's it's either Sebastian because I know, I
know it is No, I know, Sebastian's your middle name.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
No, no, you don't love me? Well no, because it was.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
It was confusing for it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
He's always said that who disas is your middle No
it's not, Sammy loves me. Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:31:20):
So when his middle name is Garrett, and when he
was younger, he went by Garrett, which was his name,
and then he went to college and the professors were
calling him Sebastian, and that's when he started going by.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Sea Bass, which is somebody loves me like candles.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Yeah, that's why it's confusing, because he went by his
middle name as his first name for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Well, no, for our entire life. In fact, my whole
family did. That was my parents little thing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Who knows why.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
And he also shortens his last name because it's Daskowitz
hyphen Davis well because yeah, but now it's just Davis,
always a paying a D because I spell it. We
number one is it used to not fit on forms
back when people use paper, but nowadays or certain certain
systems don't even except the concept of the hyphen. Wow, yeah,
that's name does not match.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
You don't see that from guys very often, you know,
women hyphen because I didn't hyphenate it. My mom did,
That's what.

Speaker 11 (01:32:11):
But is the whole family hyphenated together, the all the
children are that is correct, it is it is a
woman thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
She meant she did.

Speaker 10 (01:32:18):
She did it to us, okay, and she didn't take
your dad that same And then you guys all just
kind of got separate what their plan was for when
I get married, married kids.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
My dad hyphens trip exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
Today is Friday, sorry, Friday, Fish Friday. Man, that's a
tough one to say. That's a tongue twisturday.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Friday, Friday, fish Friday because of Lent.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Yes, it's the first Friday of Lent, so I'm not
supposed to eat meat if you're a Catholic. Fish Friday,
Fish Friday. And it's also, by chance, National Tartar Sauce
Day together Cayman news for you. Das have sold it
in the rest of their easy stock is gone, so
now they are officially out of business with Kanye, which

(01:33:04):
I thought they had done already. Well they had all
that stock, yeah, but I thought they had dumped it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
They did, but something happened.

Speaker 9 (01:33:10):
I don't know if it was the contract or something
and then they had to go back.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Billy Corgan was on Joe Rogan's podcast, says that Nickelback
and Creed are about to go on a huge run
of business. He says, quote they survived the hate and
now comes the inevitable moment of it was really good.
They wrote a lot of great songs, which I agree.
They also say that. He also said that his band,
one of Greg's favorite, Smashing Pumpkins, is one of the

(01:33:36):
most misunderstood bands in the history of rock and roll,
and that quote time will tell my story much better
than I did.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Misunderstood not at all. I've never heard that to make
music and sing songs and write little poems, you're not
that important.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
But like, what's what's to be misunderstood about? I don't
know exactly. Yeah, that cop in Sag Harbor, New York,
who arrested Justin Timberlake for drunk driving last year, was
just named Officer of the Year. Oh and I didn't
really have anything to do with the whole Justin Timberlake thing.
This dude got stats. He led the entire department in
arrests and summonses and back when he pulled Justin over.

(01:34:14):
He was a rookie and it was too young to
recognize him. Justin told him, quote, this is going to
ruin the tour that was on show. Yeah, And the
cop replied, what tour, and Justin said, quote, the world tour.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Speaking of which, men, how many JT shows have you
seen on this particular tour? On this one? I think three? Maybe, Wow,
that's it, And yeah, it has ruined the tour. I
mean I that's the only ones I had time for.
Any Dawson's Creek fans in the house, I loved that show.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
I'm aware of it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:50):
I've seen some episodes, but I wasn't like all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Yeah, I was like twenty one when that came out.
Max wife was way into it. We watched all the episodes.
I thought Joey was super cut, so hot that Michelle
Kittie Holmes, that was her character. Now the Joey Potter
House from Dawson's Creek is being auctioned off Greg. The
house is in Wilmington, North Carolina. But if you buy it,
you can't move into it. You have to move it

(01:35:17):
stupid because the whole house has to go personal property auction,
meaning that the house itself is for sale, but the
land that it's on is not. It has to be
moved and the buyer is responsible for all costs associated
with the relocation. The starting bid is twenty nine thousand
dollars okay, and at last check it was up to

(01:35:38):
thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
That's hilarious moving it. Some TV quickies.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Keegan Michael Key has joined the cast of Only Murders
in the Building for season five. CBS has canceled FBI
International and FBI Most Wanted. Neil Patrick Harris is going
to guest star on Dexter Resurrection, and Trey See Morgan's
gonna star in an NBC series produced by Tina Fey.
Motley Crue had to push back their Las Vegas residency

(01:36:07):
because Vince Neil, who's a douche, needs an undisclosed medical
procedure like everything. Yeah, I saw like some clip of
him recently at a show bypass. He's literally doing what
they do when like a band is writing a song.
They don't have lyrics yet, they're just putting random words
into the melody of it. And I was talking to

(01:36:28):
somebody who used to work with them or whatever, and
they said that when they did the iHeartRadio Music Festival,
all the lyrics had to be on a prompter and
he still screwed it up. Oh yeah, for his own song.
It's all nonsensical stuff. And by the way, Vince Neil's
one of the biggest douchebags I ever had any kind
of interaction with. He only murdered one guy, So at
that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Have you seen those videos of him on stage singing
and then somebody else types in what does lyrics sound like?
It is so damn funny.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Yeah, Well, I think that's one of those videos that
I that I just saw. Okay, Like, that's what you're
gonna be doing. That's that's the show you're gonna go
to around what it sounds like?

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
And finally, Greg Gory for you and everybody Loves Raymond
reunion show like the ones that the Friends cast did
might be happening next year, like a sit down yeah,
you and a type thing, but with the parents both
gone Doris.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Roberts and the dad Peter Boyle. Peter Boyle, Yeah, not
the same. Yeah, And it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
Sheating's all you need? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Well, he and Ray Well, Ray's Greg and Brad Garrett
seems like a cool enough guy, and I loved his
character Robert the Brother.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Yeah, I'm having a hard time getting into him really,
I mean I get it, he's like the very, very strange.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
I love his character on the show. But then because
it's you know, I like that character to see Brad
Garrett and anything else, he's too hyper and he's too whatever.
It's weird and it kind of weirds me out.

Speaker 19 (01:37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:37:51):
Oh really, I've seen a stand up and it's really good.
And he also because he was the voice of Eore
so he did the voice during his state It was
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Yeah, well you know what live the dream there? Yeah yeah, yeah,
I get to see that in person. Can you imagine
how rare?

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
All right, Tom, for your birthdays and your Pono birthday.

Speaker 13 (01:38:09):
Go Showay, we're gonna it's Shiverday. We're gonna Sita.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
She was like, it's Shiday and you know we don't
do what.

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Hey, let's start with the most rulious birthday of all.
Happy birthday to Brian Kranston.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Yeah, not only is he an amazing actor, I can
watch him in anything everything good, super nice in person. Yes,
really cool guy. And Greg guess how old Brian Cranston
is today today possibly be the Big six nine. It's
the Big six nine, sixty nine years old. You got

(01:38:47):
Jenni Fisher, Pam from the Office, who is fifty one
one sikes love her. She's sixty one. Laura Prepon Prepond
how do you say her name? Donna from that seventy show. Yeah,
also Pollocks, Yeah, Laura tam Pond Alex on Orange is
to Do Black she's forty five. Peter Sarsguard is fifty four.
And then the Hall of Famer who won four Super

(01:39:08):
Bowls with the Pittsburg Steelers, MVP of Super Bowl ten.
In the year that I was born nineteen seventy six.
Lynn Swan is seventy three years old today and your
port of birthday is Cameron, Canada.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
And today's birthday.

Speaker 13 (01:39:23):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
She's taking more shots to the face than Osama Bin
Labio one and sixty nine fine films including Don't Tell Daddy,
I Do Black Men. I Don't tell them It's a
big secret. She was in Amazing Anal Adventures Volume one,
also Cream Warriors. Oh, she was in Blonde Girls Need
Facials two and who can Forget her unfree over role

(01:39:47):
in Paste My Face volume thirty two.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
Thirty two.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Yeah, that's a Cameron Canada. I like the first thirty Yeah,
they get off. That's a Cameron Canada who is thirty
six years today. And that's your partno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning. Look, Oh what's happening
around the world of entertainment here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
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for today's show. That's it for the week. Everybody go
into the weekend. That was the goal at the beginning
of the show. At least our part is over. Next
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Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
We'll get out of the way hopefully pretty quickly for you.
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Greg Gory party words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Please, Yeah, what's important isn't who is right? But what
is right? Unless that who is me?

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
One more time, well, it's what's important.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Isn't who is right? But what is right? And listen
And then they said, unless the who is me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Went a little too that went a little too fast
for my Friday bream, I'm sorry, and slow it down
from me a babe. But now I'm getting okay, it's
full on. One guest sweet all right, thank you very much.
Greg Gory, thank you so much for or give it
what he shows, some of your valuable time this week.
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Monday. Have a great weekend. SMD double m bye,

(01:42:10):
a great Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
You mother,