FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 10th 2025 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's Brandywieck. It's Monday morning. It is March tenth, twenty
twenty five. Thank you and welcome for being Welcome for
say it's Brandywick.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Welcome for being here.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Welcome, thank you for being here. We are the show
on Whatdy. That's Greg Gory Menace. Good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
There is Steven mess got a little bit of a delay. Actually,
I was just like, what is it.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, it's Monday, new week. Yeah, welcome and being here.
Good morning, Good morning to you. We got Sea Mass
There is Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Welcome. Bort is here.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
He's in our Woodies Show production department running things over there.
Soon to have another helper.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was wondering about that.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, because you know Caroline left a while ago. Yeah, Bort,
how long ago was Caroline's last day? That was got
three and a half months ago.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Three?

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Oh, yeah, it's right before the holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, Jay, it's like what I mean I checked it
with her a while back, like right after she started
her new job.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
But have you talked to her how she's doing. I
haven't really heard from her.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I've seen her traveling the world a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
I know she was just in New York and yea, yeah,
kind of going. She was in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
She's doing that volleyball coaching, she's teaching yoga, she's working
at that e bike company, but doing like marketing and stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
She's in her twenties.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
What's supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
She's trying a bunch of differ stuff anyway. But we
we finally hired a new person to replace Carolina, and
they start what a week from today?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Uh legedly, yes, bur allegedly a week from today.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
What's her name? Igor right something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, yep, I mean that's a good nickname. We've got
Morgan who's here. She's our associate producer, von our video producer.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
He's here.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Phones are open eight seven, seven forty four. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Weekend Cheers and jeers coming up on the show today
and uh, Sea Bass has something we were talking about
this like, are you able to go to Chuck E
Cheese if you don't have a kid with you.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Right, it sounds like my sense is my old old
wives tale sense is tingle. But I always say, let's verify.
Yeah yeah, let's find out for real.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah yeah, So you know, I've heard different things. And
there's because there's also the trampoline places. There's yeah, those
bounce house places like Monkey Joe's.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
There's guys, certain food chains have little play places all right.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, no, of course, like you know, adults can go
into the restaurant part, but like what if there's just
some creeper adult hanging out in like the play place
like enthusiasms. Yeah, yeah, anyway, if your whimsical, yeah yeah,
that's coming up trending news headlines and more. You're on
this Monday morning now, dude. On Friday, man, everywhere I was,

(03:23):
everybody was pimping their fish sandwich or their their shrimp
dish or you know, because people not eating meat during Lent.
And it got me thinking because I do like a
good fish sandwich, you know, like a beer battered cod
like one of those, like like one of those like
torpedo roll kind of huh kidding, and I and I

(03:47):
really like, uh the filet of fish sandwich and McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
But I never get it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I never think about it, that's the thing. And now
it's like it's on my brain and so I'm craving, raving,
and uh and I want it. And I know we've
talked about chicken sandwiches before or other fast food like
go to items. Does anybody in this room have a
go to like their favorite fish sandwich, like one of
the fast food places, because there was a lot of

(04:12):
talk I saw about Burger King's got one called the
Fiery Big Fish.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
They do.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, so they have their big fish sandwich, right, Yeah,
but this one's got a spicy glaze and spicy that
they say to add heat without being too hot.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
So I they say they have a way better fish
sandwich than they do a burger. And I like the
Burger King burger Yeah, me too. Yeah, like the Wapper
juniors and stuff. Those are good. They had that two
for five dollars deal for a while. I got a
big kick on those were great. But I know a
lot of people are kind of hit or miss with
the with the burgers, but they say the fish and
this fiery big Fish is really good.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know about that, which in a heartbeat fiery
fish kind of freaks me out. I know, it just
doesn't seem like it would go together really because I
do like tartar sauce. It's been a little more mild
but out like blackened or cajun.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
What about like like bang bang shrimp, Yeah, shrimp is different.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Like fish just seems like a mild thing off from
the ocean.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, what about what about flaving hot lobsters? Yeah, you know,
the thing is on to a good point here is
that fishes tend it tends to be a mild flavor,
and yeah, it is typically pretty.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's why white wine pears. No, you go too crazy?

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Or what about like cheetos up on it?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Think about like black and fish tacos or a black
and fish like a cajun that's that's spicy. That's typically
a dusting though. You know, yeah it's not a glaze,
but like you do that with a salmon, you put
like a glaze on a sand.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I'm looking at it now. It looks really good.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Anyway, I saw that was getting really good reviews. It
would necessarily be my go to either.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Anyway, also Popeyes has a spicy fish sandwich, but it's
a classic or a spicy.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Can choose.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
They say it's well seasoned, tartar sauce, thick pickle, oh yeah, pickle.
That the spicy one has the spicy mayo and the
fresh crinkle cut pickles.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
I'm sure they do that fresh.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Day in stormy hand cut on the one.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Of poppeyes, though, has been particularly praised for its taste
and its value.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
So their their fish sandwich is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now. The review I saw for the Dairy Queen wild
Alaskan fish sandwich saying, man, people be sleeping menace on
the Dairy Queen fish sandwich. So it's fried wild cat pollock.
It's a filet there, and then the lettuce, the tartar
sauce on the toasted bun. And again they're saying, don't

(06:38):
overlook it.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now when it comes to like the fley of fish.
And that was always my grandma's favorite too, So that's
the one. To this day, when I go visit my
grandma's grave, I will stop at McDonald's on the way.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I'll pick up a fish and I'll leave it there
on the.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Deal with that.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Because she would always know it's not because.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
I was I was.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Eating good people leave garbage and the teddy bears and
teddy bears and plastic.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
That ain't allowed at my dad's place. They'll step to
you quick.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I've been waiting for somebody to mention though when it
comes to this fiery stuff. And you know, hot fish
one of my favorites, Cajun catfish. Yeah, it's so good,
like I'm not.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
A fan of it's really Yeah, it's good. Don't think
about it much. I'm not a big well, I'm not
a big seafood. I don't like salmon. I like shrimp
like like white like white mild. Yeah, CODs, CODs fine,
but tunas okay. Tune is pretty robust. Tune is fine,
like when I'm eating it like sushi, yeah soon it's

(07:55):
sush mild. Yeah, but like I won't eat like a
tuna steak.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh really yeah, Tunish sandwich yeah yeah, I'll have that like.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
A tune of fish sdanwich is good.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
The classic flay fish from McDonald's introduced in the sixties.
You know, it's got that slice of cheese on there
and the tartar sauce. Although I told you, like people
were telling me to get it with the big mac
sauce and that was pretty good, just to change it up,
but they say recent taste tests have been found to
be relatively bland compared to the newer offerings. Okay, yeah,

(08:24):
now the worst one that they review. The critics don't
like this one at all, none of them saying stuff
like the fish was weirdly tough, making it difficult to
chew and thus enjoy.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
They better not be talking about my Arby's.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Another one says that the pickles were a nice touch,
but it couldn't save the sandwich from quote becoming a
massive disappointment the Wendy's Crispy Panco fish sandwich. I did
not know this existed, which panco fish sounds good like
pan c Yeah, they should mix some of that, but

(08:59):
they scout cookie. Yeah, but you know samoa fish, Yeah,
making it damp.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Did you have the the Arby's fish sandwich or did
you just google it and you're just going to.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Take up for yours past?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
I have and not recently, guys, we might have the
prices of The damn problem with working in the morning
is none of these places are serving this stuff. We
always have to get a day old, and especially with
fried fish, that's never.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, it's just not fair to them.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
We want to be fair, especially with a fish sandwich. Right,
and then one one more shout out to Harty's or
Carls Junior, depending on where you are. The Red Hook
Beer battered fish sandwich so good. Beer batter is good.
This is Red Hook ale that they use, shredded letts,
tartar sauce, toasted bun available only for a limited time.
But it's a pollock file at So.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Why is the file fish is the only one that
seems to have cheese on it that doesn't seem to go.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
That's just I guess this's friesese anyway. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
It's like, I mean, I know why, but like why
I don't get a flay of fish or a fish
sandwich any other time of the year on your mind
about it?

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Yeah, And it's not like it's only I mean some
places only have it during this time of year. Yeah,
but most places still have one on the menu. I
just never think to order or order fish and chips,
which I do love.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Don't sleep on Long John Silver.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Sleep the best. Can you find one though?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
It's very hard to find. I know where one is
right now.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
If menace is with you on the weekend. He'll drive
forty five minutes time.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
It's coupled with ann w.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Certain ones.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. What is the number
if you want to call in text us over to
two to nine eighty seven. Damn it, I'm starving now,
I'm so hungry it would break.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
We're celebready Burner media, rare Burger media, rare fish. You're
so needy because I'm Russian, I'm Asian.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Actually he's the best, honestly, the right.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
The ship and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It is Monday morning.
It's April April March. There we go either one April
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(11:15):
the woodieshow dot com. But we have this hour for
you Sea bass Well they let him in. This is
where we were talking about this recently, like could you
go to a Chuck e Cheese or another one of
those places that's just for kids, and could you get
in even if you didn't have a kid with you. Hello,
this is a single adult. Yeah yeah, so SeaBASS put

(11:37):
that to the test. That's coming up also some of
the weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
But thank you for being here, Woody, Greg Menace, Greg
Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's taking your calls.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. That was everybody's weekend good. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Why did I saw Morgan went to a power Slap
with Menace?

Speaker 7 (11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
We had so much fun at Power Slap. I saw
some of people we know, we saw the pressure was there,
Vaughan was there. Uh, big big fan, I know, seabasses
of Andrew Tate.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
We saw him.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
We saw him outside the venue, not inside. And I
think the funniest part is like all these dudes were
like surrounding him right at that tracks Andrew Power Slap.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, and all I didn't.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
I didn't see him actually inside the event, just like outside.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I saw that there he was ringside at UFC.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
I didn't see him at Power Stop, but I saw
him like in in the casino and all these dudes
are surrounding him. And it's funny because like all these
guys want to take photos with them. And then later,
like two days later, I saw a bunch of guys
apologizing online that they took photos with him because because yeah,
ladies got mad at you know, their man.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
But that's not what Andrew Tate wanted to have all
the dudes surrounding him, not the ladies.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, I've heard the name. I know that people think
he's a douche. I don't know what exactly people hate
him for. I don't know, like, what's the thing with him?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Was he trafficking women across Europe? Has a question?

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, was he arrested for that?

Speaker 5 (13:12):
He?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
What would you say? Okay, so it's not just one
of these why is he popular?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
He's not just one of these douchebag guys like Dan Bulsarian.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well know, he's more than that.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
He's more like the girl's gone wild guy.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
Right, he's actual crimes.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Actually allegedly. You know, he's one of those people that
I try to keep out of my feed. It's just
not interesting.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, I mean again, I've heard the name. I knew
that people hated him for whatever, but I thought it's
just because he's like a douche.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I think what you're asking what was he famous for
before that? Is he just like an.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Online Yeah, yeah, he's online the online personality or he
is very alpha male, so cool. Yeah, that's really cool.
But yeah, so we did that on Friday, and then
Saturday we went to UFC.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, which I saw that stuff. Saw the coverage on
our Instagram at the Woody Show. Cheers and jeers everybody, Now.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
I have.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's all.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
It's all cheer, no jeer. Yeah, And I think you
guys will be surprised by this.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
I'm already surprised. You guys.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Guys who finally signed up for flight lessons? Your friend, No,
I actually wi and my my first flight is next week.
We got no travel going on this week. I can't
do it this week, but a week from today my
first flight. I'm super psyched about it. I did a

(14:43):
lot of research and I found like I'm taking lessons
in a serrus. Oh sweet nice, that's a s R
twenty two G six turboe.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
In case you're wondering, for a lot of nomenclature, a
lot of what A lot of nomenclad words.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
What's nomenclay the common words.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
For wait, let me guess, yes, is it like the
vernacular of being a pilots.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
We're gonna get a lot of that stuff coming out
of what his mouth, Like, Yeah, like that's that's part.
That's part of the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
You got to learn. There's so much to learn.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, like F nine er and stuff. He's going to
tell us how fast it's going. It would take me an.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Hour to learn the plane the serious nine G four x.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
What twenty two G six turbo that's the that's the plane.
I'm going to be learning on.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
The propeller and then you want to go to the jet. Yeah,
Eventually I'll get my instrumentation. I'll get all the other
stuff multi engine. So are you taking it's called instrumentation?
But like, like whether, how helllse would you say that?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I like that you are doing it that way. I'm
not saying don't. I'm just saying, yeah, you're getting dexter.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
You know.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
It's the equivalent of what you don't like when restaurant
people say, oh, I got a two top and a
four top.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
Yeah, drag it through the garden and that'll be you.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
But with planes.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, okay, I see No, man, I've heard the name.
I've heard that name. I've heard that word before. Noman
Clay Clay, No, deal with the hell.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
This is exciting.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
So when do you start a week from today?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
And you is it in the plane?

Speaker 8 (16:07):
Yeah, because you have to well, you have to study
and stuff.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
It's like similar to getting a permit before getting any
sort of like behind the wheel training.

Speaker 8 (16:14):
So are you studying with the books right now?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
You know?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
It sounds like winds and things.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Sounds like somebody who has not had their over the
phone consultation.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
That sounds like somebody whose father took flight lessons.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, back in the seventies, like two years ago. So
here's I don't know all the ins and outs. To
be fair and to be honest with you, I'm just
joking with you. But yeah, so no, next week, I'll
do what they call discovery flight.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
And so they put you behind the yolk the first
time up sort of right, yeah, well he said for
them with the exception of the landing, he goes, the
plane is going to be yours, like you're going to
be handling the plane.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh, hell, be awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Anyway, you know, you do all the where you set
your flight path and you know, you do the pre
flight inspection of the plane. Then you get in the
plane and kind of run you through what everything is,
and then you take off. WE'RENNA spend about an hour
a little over an hour in the air land and
then have a post like debriefing where they kind of like,
you know, go over the different things, then talk about,
you know, different options. But it's all one on one instruction. Yes,

(17:17):
there is some you know, bookwork and stuff that you learn.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
You have to learn the weather.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
It's crazy, Wow, I learned the weather.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Morning now. I talked to I'm talking to so many
of my of my pilot friends that they're they're pretty confident.
I'm like, I don't know, man, it sounds like you've
got to be kind of smart to do this, and
they language like, you're gonna You're gonna be just fine.
The stuff that you might the stuff that you might
that most people might have a hard time with. That's
the kind of stuff I think that you would be
good at, whereas other people might not. But then where

(17:48):
you know, you might you know, lack some knowledge in
some other areas for other people that might come easy
to them, I think this will come easy to you.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, I would be pretty confident with you.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Basically, if you look at a radio control board, and
then you look at the pilots.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's a lot of so many buttons and lights and crap.
There's more buttons and lights than what you'll actually need
on any given flight. I've learned that already by talking
to other pots and stuff like there's things that it's
like you look at your car, like how many buttons
and things like? You don't use every single thing every
single time. But it's like being a pilot, uh, they say,
is just knowing like when you need something, where to

(18:24):
find it right, and then following a procedure of what
to do when you know there's an engine stall or
when there's something like that, to learn how to deal
with that situation if you can methodically think through step one,
step two, step three. And I've always said, I feel
like I'm good at dealing with anything. I know what
I'm dealing with. So and I'm always prepared just by
this show alone, right I am. I am a king
of preparation.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, you're already doing it, yeah, so fly all right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, So I'm really excited about it. I finally because
I was thinking about it over the weekend, you know,
after I set this whole thing up, I'm like, man,
what took me so long to actually do that?

Speaker 5 (18:56):
I know now you're all old and everything. Yeah, I'm
going to this place called Clipper Aviation. I looked it
up and did a bunch of so if anybody has
any like feedback on it's out of Van Ey's Airport
and Clipper Aviation.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
And I'm just straight serious training. This is the guy
who is my instructor. His name is Alex. That's what
he learned on like, so he's only flowing serious planes.
And I think it'd be kind of cool to get
up to. I want to, like when I do something,
it's all in. That's the bowling thing I told you
about one years worth one Christmas. One Christmas party at

(19:27):
the radio station that had a bowling party. I joined
the league.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
I got two bowling balls, the bag, the shoes, the like.
I can't do anything like just halfway exactly. So I'm
gonna end up. You know, I want to be able
to do where I can fly jets.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Wing next week put it down payment.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah, I did talk to a friend of mine. He's
got his own plane.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
He does mornings in Chicago's guy Fred You guys, friend
Friend's got his own planes's got a nice plane, he
said about every year, Like just the cost on the plane,
just by there's the payment on the plane, about one
hundred g had a year.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
But then he flies everywhere. Yeah, like he flies himself
to the iHeartRadio Music Festival. He's on a bunch of
stations too, so like he'll fly himself to the affiliates.
That's incredible and do that, souff.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
It's so cool.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
I don't think i'd buy a plane though, I think
I would just rent.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
They say if it was.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
If it, if it drives, flies, floats or f's you
lease it?

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, bru for sure. Oh you know this with Dave Ramsey.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, talking talking with Fred.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
I didn't even realize this, but he's like, yeah, I
got a stereo installed into the plane. Yeah yeah, yeah,
you can do serious you could do on a Cerrus.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Weekend cheers and jeers, Gina Gred.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
That's crazy, So cheers to my shoes. I walked twelve
hours on Saturday, over eighteen thousand steps, so like eight
and a half miles and at an amusement park. Totally fine,
not tired.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
It felt great, like blistered or not.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
These are the on You know, it looks like, for
whatever reason, the logo it looks like it says QC,
but it really says o N. It's the on cloud
Tilts not as sponsor, but could be. So I feel refreshed.
I feel like I was literally walking on clouds, no problems.
Eight and a half miles.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Wow, it's impressive.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I saw he got out over the weekend because there's
a friend of ours, Eileen, she walks all the time. Yeah,
our co work crying like this guy walked one hundred
thousand steps in one day.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Whoa okay, they got me beat. I was like, wow,
a hundred thousand Like he started like at five o'clock
in the morning, wrapped up late at night, didn't sit
the entire time.

Speaker 8 (21:33):
Was he running walking?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I've I had to do that on Corolla. I did
a twelve hour walking challenge and I think I got
It's like seventy five thousand steps and I almost.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Dit And I'm supposed to walk to Disneyland.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
I do. That's not a great there's a yeah, there's
a certain route that I would like to take. Oh
so what you're going I want.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
To go for the Disney headquarters it's you.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
But you're having second thoughts now.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, no, no, that's right, I'm having second thoughts for him.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
You said whatever you said, and he kind of like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
You need to get mole skin, those that like tape
you put around.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Your Yeah, I kind of want to do that. Yeah,
it's funny that what you said about Eileen. It all
makes sense now because I would always see Eileen around
the radio station, around the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
And she'll be like, yeah, I'll see her, like, way
down the road, what is she doing?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah, she walks with it Forrest Gump runs.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, we saw while we were leaving. She's like, I'm
just on my walk. I'm like, oh your mid morning
and jeers. The next day, yesterday, I had to go
to child's birthday party. No problem at Dave and Buster's Arcade,
which I would normally love, but I get very over
stimulated and it's just a lot of lights and a
lot of sense. There's too much fun there for you,
too much fun, too many teenagers having a good wholesome time,

(22:48):
and I just needed to find like a quiet corner,
which that's a big problem.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, they got stuff for everybody there. It's like they
got stuff. You want that kind of quiet, just hang
out at the bar, have a couple of drinks.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
They got that's like that.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
You got all that AI stuff. Now the virtual reality stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yes, they had so much VR, and I was just like,
this is too much fun for me. I need to
go stare at the wall.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Just can't even great gory weekend cheers and jeers kind
of like you not many jeers. It's been about six
weeks since I had a decent weekend, and I finally
had one. I spent Oh, this is what a good
weekend is like, went to the beach house, saw some friends,
went out to dinner, actually went out to every meal,
had amazing Italian food.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
It was just a great weekend. Finally was relaxed. You
needed one. It was just a great weekend. I guess
my only jeer is that because I search for one
is now my favorite video streaming service, Amazon has started
doing that. Are you still watching.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
That?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
It for binging?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Like, leave me alone, I'm still watching. Assume I'm watching
unless I tell you otherwise.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I've been here eight hours. I'm gonna be here for nine, right, and.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I want to sleep through all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Stop stopping yeah, you had it all said Amazon watching
it to go making change things a lot?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Is that like a bandwidth thing? Like they don't want
people wasting it like twenty people on yew. That makes
sense when you say it, because they don't get ratings
for that. They just cost them money.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
It's not my.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Problem, sea maass weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Menace, because what does Menace do? What reminds us that
where the food at?

Speaker 10 (24:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:20):
And MENACE's thoughts both on and off the air, Hey
what where did food at?

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Though?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
And so he was talking about wait, hey what what
remember those?

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Remember those post malone oreos?

Speaker 7 (24:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Where those while ago?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Why have we got those? Ye?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Walmart, I don't know they're exclusive, but that's where I
got him?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Sweet thanks over there?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Else got that bag?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Just more of those around? Got so many bags?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Those will be gone by the end of the show.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Oh they got This is like a one side's dark
one sized light.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
It does look good assalted caramel short bread. So cheers
to Menace for like always being staying hungry.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah, because now we've got post malone oreos about your
tears peers jeers, And I know a lot of cities
deal with this the uh no good teens on the
dirt bikes in the middle of the road.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Oh yes, I dealt with the problems in Atlanta, don't
It's if you live in any big city with a
certain hoodlum element to.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
It, Phi Philly, you would say would be the pioneers
of this. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
I think wherever DMX came out of it, because this
is like kind of like the rough rider off road
ATV sort of culture. But bring that to the city,
not out on the farm in the ghetto. But the
problem is is, yeah, yes, these these no good This
is always young males who do this. They get dirt
bikes ATVs, et cetera, and they go from the ghetto
to the main city because that's where all the cool
stuff is and all the people are who can see

(25:44):
them stunting and doing all.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Their cool wheelies and stuff.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
An audience, and they need an audience for their one
hundred and fifty decibel just noise machines that are in
and out of traffic, et cetera, et cetera. A couple
of them blewe by me last afternoon as I was
headed As I was headed into yoga.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
You might find the story hard to believe. But I'm gay.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
That's a hot chicks and yoga bro. I don't know
what you're talking about. So cool dudes on bikes, see
Best does what Best be doing? Immediately calls the cops.
But my problem is, or I guess my question is
for police officers, how do you stop these no good
hood limbs on the dirt bikes?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I saw there was one video over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I posted it on the What You Show Instagram story
where this guy was trying to get around these guys
because they were taking over the entire street.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
What you do out, what you do is get out
and yell at them. That's real smart.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
You couldn't impede traffic. So this guy that kind of
gets around and going what are you doing doing? So
he simply rolls down the window. He holds out some
mace or pepper spray and just sprays it in the air.
About twenty of them go down.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I don't have air filters on those helmets.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
And I said on the Instagram story I had a
poll on there. I said, whose side are you on?
The car or the loser? The losers on bikes?

Speaker 6 (26:59):
And it was over with like ninety per bikes should
we get the zero percent of the time because they
are out there. We talked about it before. They're out
there to cause a problem. They're looking for that guy
to say something because then they want to swarm and
beat the crap out of Yeah, you're.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Doing We're just inconveniencing and holding up everybody.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
We're the ones who are being illegal right now.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
It's our culture.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
And sometimes they have props because when I was in downtown,
they were on their bikes and they were shooting off
fire extinguishing.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
That's cool, That's that's really The thing was with the
cops is like, okay, so let's say even the two
three four patrol cars, those guys they can get up
on the sidewalk alleys for law enforcement. How are you
dealing with these people? Is it just like I would
love to have a unit, like a special squad. I
volunteer to be on the squad. You would have to also, well, yeah,

(27:47):
because you can't put them on a police cruiser because
those things are big, bulky, way down with all kinds
of crap. They need paintball guns because you start and
like what he says, bear spray or something, Yeah, something
that that's gonna.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Have to do it again.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I saw a video that I'll posted on Instagram and
spray anybody. I wish you had you need the neck gun. Yeah, uh,
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
My cheers is honestly just to daylight.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
I'm loving the time change and so much done yesterday
and just the day never ended.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
It was amazing.

Speaker 9 (28:17):
And my jeers is to my meat thermometer that ran
out of battery right when I want to put it
in my chicken last night, chicken scarce the crap out
of me when I don't know.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
What the ten shirt is, Like, oh no, and so
I risked it.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Chickens cook cutting into it.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, I'm the same though, you got you want that?

Speaker 8 (28:36):
Yeah, I want to.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
First I didn't realize you used that for chicken.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Well, but like your menace is correct unless you're cooking
regular roasts, you know, like Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
You use it for any meat you don't need to.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
You don't see any she don't see Rachel Ray or
Gordon Ramsay, nobody pulled out the meat thermometer.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
That's amateur, amateur like Sammy is.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, I mean takes me nervous unless I have
a thermometer.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
It's also paranoid.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
That's because she don't get sick.

Speaker 11 (29:06):
Yeah, how dare she?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I don't want to trick either, but great, I don't right.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Like if you're making chicken thigh I mean also you
don't say, but you also don' want to look like
a pussy.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
And they've been in the oven forty five minutes. Guess
what you're probably fine?

Speaker 8 (29:16):
It's not probably is the key word.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Guess what you're fine?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
You're paranoid.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
If you cut into it, it's pink, don't it. If
it's white, you're good.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Well, if it's pink, you can't either good, it's true.
It depends on what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
I won't they should for example, steak, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
That's true, Greg pink, I like a border line. That's wrong.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Pink on the inside.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Man, how you like it? Then post Malon's love it.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
I'm really good.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
All right, we're going to take a quick break and
then we're gonna see if Sea bask can get into
these places, these uh you know, chuck e cheese kids
only type places. Will they let him in even though
he's not there with a child? The answer next year
on The Woody.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Show, I Love but I don't have a billion dollars show,
all right.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
So this this came up on the show just as
a question, like a Chuck E Cheese kind of place.
Could you go to Chuck E Cheese and get in
where they let you go play the games and ski balls?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
But forget what was the because it's an urban legend.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I brought it up.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
It's an urban legend, Like, why'd you think of it?
We were talking about Chuck.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
We were talking about Chuck E Cheese for sure, and.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I go, is it true?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
I've heard that if you're an adult, you can't just
go there, you have to have kids with you. And
I heard that about also about Lego Land, and I
didn't know if either one were true.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
So that's where super Reporter Sea Bass comes into play.
Oh yeah, like could you go to one of these
kind of plays? And there's a lot of this, not
just Chuck E Cheese. It's just a place like that.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I had heard the same thing about Chuck E Cheese.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
The Sky's Own Trampoline prices, bounce house places, what the monkey.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Joe's Yeah, because I do know a theme park in Oakland, California.
Yet it does have a theme park that's been around
longer than Disneyland. It's called fairy Land, it called Escape
from Oakland. You cannot go inside it unless you do
have a kid with you, Okay, And I'd heard that
about Chuck E Cheese. I've never tried to get into

(31:15):
a Chuck e Cheese without a kid. I mean, I
would imagine maybe you could, because I've never tried. There
are kids that have their birthday parties there, and there's
other like aunts uncles who show you're part of a
group though you're part of a.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Talent.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, because the only thing they do when you go
into a Chuck E Cheese with your kids is they
stamp your hand and the kid's hands with that invisible
that has to be under a black light right to
see it. And it's a specific number or something, and
so it has to match the kids that you're leaving.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
As you check out, actually somebody checking that.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, well that's a thing. Yeah, there's somebody who just
stands in the door, and then when you come in,
you get your hand stamped as the adult with the kids,
and then they have the same stamp on their hands.
On the way out, someone stops you. You hold your
hands under the thing. Make sure they all match, and
then you can go.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Okay, that's good actually, because I would like to go
to Chucky Cheese, but I don't have any kids.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Well, Menace, maybe you can.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Let's say it's not the same dude you're thinking about
from when we were.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
A kid, thinking about it from when you're too feet tall.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
It's nowhere.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Maybe I'll just bring Sammy and say this is my child.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Maybe that would work. She's tiny.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
But I called Chuck E Cheese and I have that question.
Maybe I can help Menace out here. Maybe he doesn't
need a child to go ahead and enjoy the fun
and for volity of being a solo adult.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Well, they let him in. You know that Chucky Cheese
has always been a great Thanks for calling Chuck E Cheese.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
My name is.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Hey, I got a question real quick.

Speaker 12 (32:45):
Home cannot come in there all by my lonesome.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yes you can.

Speaker 12 (32:53):
Okay, So I don't need a kid with me or not? Okay,
I just heard a rumor that they might be the case.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
You would just play the regular admissions price to go in.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Can I play the games?

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Then?

Speaker 13 (33:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (33:10):
Oh that's great because I love pizza and I love games.
Let's say I'm sitting down eating my pizza and there
happens to be a birthday party next to me. Am
I allowed to sing Happy Birthday along with them, even
though I'm not a part of that birthday party.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
God, I don't see what the issue is being.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
I just can't blow out their candles ready, correct?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
All right, Wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
You have a good one. Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Okay, so you can Okay.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
This is why I did not know, because I haven't
been to one since I was a child.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
You pay to get into it, that's that's got to
be a new thing. I don't remember them doing that.
I just remember you would go in and you'd buy
the card.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
I think that's what she's talking about it. So you
buy like a package of you know what, if you
want to just walk in and play games, you can.
But I think that's what she's saying a car.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
But I did see an advertisement here recently that says
it was Chuck E Cheese whatever the price was ten
dollars unlimited play.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Yeah, rights talking about something like that your package or
your food package or what.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
And if you love pizza, you don't go to Chuck E.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Cheese.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well, you know how Sea Bass has said that that's
seven to eleven pizza. For what it is that it's
not the greatest pizza you've ever had. Pretty good, but
for what it is, hot and fresh, for being at
a kid's place like that, I'm trying. The pizza is
not terrible.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I remember it being very cardboard esque.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
When's the last time you went? Yeah? Wow, yeah, I've
been there. Since you've been there? Yeah, let's go in
the last handful of years.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I oh, then you you know better than me. Yeah,
they definitely improved the pizza greatly.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Is it real cheese?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
All right, I know what I'm saying. It's not the
it's not that old pizza that you remember. That's not
the greatest you've ever had.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
But for what it is, yes, Charles Entertainment cheese, that's right.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
Well, that's right, And as you heard, it's okay to
go in, even though it's confusing about a little bit.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
So would they let s Sea Bass into one of
these places that's meant for kids without a kid and.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
This is like a fast food place that has an
attached playground that sells birthday packages and parties.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Okay, you Hey, do you.

Speaker 12 (35:37):
Do the birthday parties Excel playground?

Speaker 13 (35:40):
Yeah, we do a birthday party.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
It's it's for a loving kids and it's a price
of one hundred and ninety nine dollars. Okay, how can
afford it?

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Here's my question?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
What if I have stated a one kid.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
Zero kid, then then you don't need a party.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I'd still like to have the access to the playplace.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
It just beat me and by myself with zero children
enjoying a nice birthday.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
So that's a no.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
And you know what, good for them?

Speaker 13 (36:15):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Not entertaining me?

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Come on? Yeah, that's that's good to know.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
I trust that place, Yeah trust yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Right, so she won't have me.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I call it a different location idea one.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Kid zero kay? So you don't need a party in
the playground?

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Fast food with attached playground?

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Okay, thank you for how may I hate you? Do
you do birthday parties at the playground?

Speaker 14 (36:41):
Yes, we need the hospitality for the playground.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (36:44):
Forty dollars okay, and you're doing your order yourself.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Everything.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Forty dollars is very reasonable.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Do you need to have children with me? If I
bought the package?

Speaker 14 (36:57):
And how many kids do you half for your birthday.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Oh, zero kids, just me, that's your birthday coming up soon?

Speaker 14 (37:08):
Yeah, okay, it uses zero kids. Just only adults. You
can use the table anything. It's not chrs for anything,
but there are kids there.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Can I also use that area?

Speaker 14 (37:20):
Yes, you can use the kids area for that for you.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Moday.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
No, that's fine. And how many adults they will become
with you?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Just me?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Only you?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, it's free.

Speaker 14 (37:37):
Oh my god. You want to celebrate your birthday yourself?
No way, yeah, don't worries. I want to bring some
apple pie for you.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (37:47):
My name is Aswer for me when you be here, okay,
I will be here, love, thank you so much, SLF
okay by.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Probably who is this window looker?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
So nice?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I get free apple pie?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Yeah, prices are way lower.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, very reasonable address.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
The good news is all you weird adults. There are
a lot of options out there.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
Oh my god, even if you really really press them.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, it was so nice.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
More than well, there's the answer to your question. MANA
going to chuck e cheese?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Right?

Speaker 11 (38:23):
Does go?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Eight seven food text us two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
All right, Well, apparently you just go pretty much anywhere
you want.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
To see. MAT's just proved that it's all herb legend.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Yeah, I thought you could. I swear learned a lot.
I say, I swear i'd heard that that you couldn't
go to a Chuck Cheese.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
But then again, you can go to a Chuck E
Cheese if you're, say the aunt or the uncle of
the birthday kid, you're not showing up.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, but again that's a part of the group.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
So though I'm saying people show up individually for that,
they let him in. But you say, I'm with the party,
no matter how terrifying you sound.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Somebody said I was talking about how the pizza was
greatly improved. Somebody said, I used to do pest control
at Chuck E Cheese. There we go, and it's the
cleanest kitchen you've ever seen, like that, and second of all,
they make their own dough and everything. So the pizza
has definitely improved.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I had it years ago, not so great, you know,
And I'm not saying it's the best pizza I've ever had,
but it is. If they said, oh, you know, there's
gonna be some Chucky Cheese pizza, I go, oh cool,
okayizza pizza. Yeah, I'd put it on par with like, uh,
you know Domino's, Papa John's Done Pizza. Hut, you know
little Skeezers.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
All right, well, I'm.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Saying that as far as that, I kind of change.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Yeah, that chain pizza thing, there's nothing remark there's nothing
markabowl about it. But there's also nothing where it's like.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Oh god, right, you don't go out of your way
to avoid it.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
There's a lot of pizzas out there, like, oh god,
anybody ever have a Saint Louis style pizza only pizza
the cracker Hemos.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I've been thereup on a cracker.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
It's like this provell cheese, This hybrid cheese, got a
funky aftertaste, sticks to the roof garbage. My wife is
from Saint Louis. I spent a lot of of my
adult life working in Saint Louis. And they love that
pizza there and it sucks.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I refuse to believe they actually like it.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
They do.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I think they said that for so long and for
local pride. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's horrendous.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Eight seven.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Show the show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training, free, politically correct world. It is Monday Morning,
brand new week. It's March tenth, twenty twenty five. My
name is Woody. That's great, gory, Hey.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Menace is right there is.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
It would also encourage you to find us and follow
us on social media. Look for us on the social
media platform that you like best. At the Woody Show,
there's Gina Grant, Hey seabasses here.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
We got Sammy Morgan taking your calls at eight seven
seven forty four. Woody. You can also hit us up
with the text over to two to none eighty seven.
Checking with us.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
We got some of the trending news headlines coming up.
By the way, today is National Napping Day. Oh perfect,
and there are two ways to celebrate. Number one, you
can take a nap, all right, love it. Experts recommend
between twenty to thirty minutes to feel energized.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
That's not how I roll.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
That's nothing, not long enough.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I'll do it in the pinch. But I like something longer,
like a sixty minute nap. They say will make you
feel more arrested. But if you're out longer than that,
you'll went to remsleep. So I personally, I've read a
lot of stuff on sleeping over the years and having
this goofy schedule. I prefer ninety minutes, like that works
best for me, But you got to stick to ninety
You either have to do a power nap.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, are way long? I did two three hours, Yes
I am, but hear me out.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
So you'd have to do the twenty minutes right, the
little power nap right, or you got to go ninety minutes,
but you don't go ninety five minutes. You don't do
one hundred minutes. If you go anywhere past ninety you
stay in bed for the three hours. Oh okay, So
if you've got ninety minute intervals, if you've gone past
that twenty minute power nap, you got to do ninety

(42:25):
minutes because you will interrupt that that rem cycle and
that's what makes you feel crazy, groggy and out of it.
And what you got to do it in ninety minute cycles.
That's a complete sleep cycle.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
So you're saying, you stay up, you do ninety minutes,
You get up for a little bit and they'll go
back to that.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
No, he's saying, if it goes longer than ny, do
you do that, then just stay long.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
And that's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
I'm not getting my typical nap is three hours, right, Like,
that's where I budget for in the day because I
get better sleep in the middle of the day, like
Sammy was talking about.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
So I will block out three hours. But if you're
looking to lay down for a nap, how much time
do you have? Either do a twenty minut the power nap, yeah,
ninety minutes, or do three hours, So it has to go.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
In those intervals. Yes, Other than that, you're screwed.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah, So those are like my three options. Ie, what
do I have time for? Is it just a quick
twenty minute power nap? Can I get away with a
ninety minute right here? Or can I really shut it down,
which is what I prefer to do.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
But I think if you're going hard that day and
you have time for twenty minutes, I say power through,
don't even lay down. H I think that'll make it
right rather not nap.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Yeah, but then if I do, I actually do a
forty minute ooh okay.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
If you're going to do twenty minutes, it takes twenty
minutes just to fall set.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Not mean I know you're lucky me Like, yeah, oh dude,
the middle of the day night will take me longer
to fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
But that.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
That's why my best sleep is in the middle of
the day, like after work, because I do a split
sleep thing, because otherwise, in order to get eight hours
of sleep like they say you're supposed to get, yeah,
not to go to bed like at five pm.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I know, to get them in a row.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
My alarm goes off at one fifteen. I have to
go to bed, so early depressive.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Oh, by the way, random thought, eight hours of sleep
per night sounds great, but that's two thousand, nine and
twenty hours of sleep a year, which means that you
would spend one hundred and twenty one days per year asleep.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Fine, right, sounds good, which.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
When you when you look at it that way, it
sounds kind of insane, right, Yeah, well, but.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
We've always been designed to do that as humans.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
That's how it.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
See.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
I hate it when people start, well, you know, when
we were cavemen and we really don't know what we need.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
It's not even about being a caveman. We need to sleep.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
I don't don't sleep.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Sleep.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Sleep is important, but I don't know about this, like
we were programmed. I think it's just one of those Yeah,
And I think some people thrive on less sleep than that,
and I find that just that's just what their body needs.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Yeah, six hours, we don't officially know why we need
to sleep. Well, that's when your body repairs itself.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
No, you're yeah, your your cells repair.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Yeah, that's when your cells actually repair itself, repair themselves.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Figure looks so old.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
And haggard when we don't get any sleep exactly.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, So anyway, if you can't now today, they said,
just go to bed earlier tonight and that counts as celebrating.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
National napping pre naps. Oh some other random thoughts. I
saw a couple of these and I thought, oh, it's
kind of weird. Fifty percent of the word Canada is
the letter A true?

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I never thought of that, right.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Another another random thought. As a child, you can't swear
when there's adults around, but as an adult you can't
swear because kids are around.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
What accurate, effing stupid that's true.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Also, why did Cinderella's shoe fall off if it's her
perfect fit?

Speaker 8 (45:41):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (45:42):
And also I just watched Cinderella over the weekend of
and can someone explain to me did I somehow miss this?
Why the shoes didn't turn back with everything else. Why
are the glass slippers even still there? At midnight, everything
changes back to as it was, except for the.

Speaker 8 (45:59):
Shoes plot home. The main plot line of the story
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
I don't know many so it's not really based in
reality to begin with, Yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah exactly yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Oh can I go back to the kids swearing real quick? Yeah, dude,
something happened to Morgan and I over the weekend that
was so awkward. Morgan, do you know what I'm talking about?
Or so, we're We're at at this event and there's
a bunch of Make a Wish kids there. Oh, there's
probably like three of them, and Morgan and I are
like in this hallway and this door opened, and uh,

(46:36):
Morgan and I were being super quiet because an interview
was happening with one of the fighters, and the Make
a Wish kids come through the hallway because they're trying
to cut through this area to get to the other
side of the venue. But they realized that the interview
is happening, so the Make a Wish kids stop and
they stand there with us, and then out of nowhere,

(46:57):
the fighter just starts dropping F bomb after f bohm
after f bom. I mean they are fighting event.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Yeah, but I was just like, oh my god, this
is so awkward. Where you think they juiced it up
a little for the kids.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
No, No, they didn't realize that the kids were there.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Yeah, even so in that setting, I don't think it's awkward.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
You know, that's actually was I was cringing so hard.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
How old were the kids?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
What do you think, Morgan?

Speaker 11 (47:22):
Like, excuse me? Like elementary school? It was awkward and
funny because the kids are in their chairs and their
parents are pushing them. So it's like the kids and
the parents.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Yeah, and then after like the eighth F bomb, they go,
you know what, we'll find another one. If your parents
brought you to a UFC event, you've heard it all.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah, you were smoking, but I don't know. I was like,
I was cringing.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
I even like lifted up my jacket to hide my head.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
What happened to menace?

Speaker 7 (47:59):
What?

Speaker 13 (47:59):
No, don't.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Kids?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Yeah, but I told you, like I don't even swear
in from my parents.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
It's just like it's hard to explain that. It was
very tense.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Really yeah, yeah, kind of like a bunch of squares
to me. But they just like kind of I don't know,
you swear in front of kids out of events and stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
That's weird to me.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
I cringe even in that.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
But I have that theory, like you know, medicine are
big fans of baling out loud, yes, and that family
swears together, And I have that theory that families that
swear together are just happier.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
You know.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
I was never allowed to say sucks or shut up.
That was considered stupid or even yeah, And I wouldn't
dream of doing an F bomb or the sah word
around my parents, And looking back, it was like uptight,
you know.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
And then I have friends who do swear around the
parents back then, and I thought, God, you just seem happier.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
I think you're onto something because the rule in our
house was basically, you can only swear like, you can't
swear an anger. So if we're just like telling a
joke or something, it's larious, but you don't swim at your.

Speaker 11 (49:00):
Parents if you're pissed.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Right, And like that sense, we were great or as
a punctuator, like that movie was so exactly like there's
nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
And I find it weird when people are really uptight
about language and words.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I mean, I'm with menace on. If I'm at out
in there at a grocery store and there's kids around,
I'm not going to swear around kids.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
We are a little up tight around the step kid though,
I said freaking this weekend.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
He's like, Okay, you need to relax.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Yeah, that's where he turned them and go. You know what,
show him in the back of your head. You calm down,
thank you before you get that's why you calm down.
And I'm not anti swearing at all, you know, I
love it. It's just I don't know, I just feel
like time and place and but it was just weird
because if the fighter no, the fighter had no idea
that these kids were staying no, and you shouldn't have

(49:46):
to center himself around you know.

Speaker 11 (49:48):
Yeah, it's it was funny because he wasn't cussing at all,
right until those kids walked in. That's when he started.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
I think that's what that's funny.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, eight seven four would text us to two two
nine eighty seven will be right back. This is the
show and Gina grad with the big stories of the morning. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
So the new NFL league year officially gets underway on
Wednesday at four pm Eastern. But things are already crazy, dude,
so much action, Oh my god. Starting with the Bills
giving QB Josh Allen a huge, record setting six year,
three hundred and thirty million dollars deal. And by the way,
two point fifty of that is guaranteed.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
So two hundred and fifty is absolutely no matter what happens,
absolutely guaranteed. I think you can live on that without
a Super Bowl win.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
That's insane.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, I was talking to a Bill's friend of mine.
I would have never given him that.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
That's insane. I mean, that's that's shocking. Mine give her him,
But I mean it's great for him and fifties guarantee.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Meanwhile, in a shocking announcement, Myles Garrett is staying in Cleveland.
The Browns gave him a four year contract extension worth
two hundred and four point eight million.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
That is shocking because it seemed like in I believed them.
I didn't think there was any kind of negotiation tactic.
He said, I don't want to stay here. Yeah, he
wants a chance to win the championship, but he didn't
feel like it was happening with Cleveland. And I guess
money talks Ben because I thought for sure he was
out of there.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
They gave him just a little more than he could
say no to because one hundred and twenty two of
that is guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Yeah, everybody's got a number exactly.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
And yeah, that's he's now the highest paid non quarterback
in NFL history. And like you said, he was like, hell, no,
I'm not staying Oh wait, oh wait, oh sure.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Also, news broke yesterday that the Seahawks traded their star
wide receiver DK Metcalf to the Steelers. Steelers give Seattle
a second round draft pick in this year's draft, and
we'll be signing a Metcalf to a five year, one
hundred and fifty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
We paid thirty million dollars a year. Cool, ye, which
I mean, that's that's a big deal. The Steelers typically
don't do stuff like that. Yeah, like these offseason moves
like that. You know, they'll go to the draft, they'll
build through a draft. You might get somebody in the
middle of a seat.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
They rolled the dice on this.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Yeah, they usually don't get a big not that he
wasn't a free agent. It was a trade, but still
they don't. They don't pick up dudes like that.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
It's crazy. And finally, after being released by the Jets
last week, DeVante Adams is going to the Rams. He
got a new two year deal with up to forty
six million. The Rams are moving on from Cooper Cup
and going with Adams and Puka Nakua as their primary receivers.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Crazy this week, man. All the deals are gonna be had.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I mean, this is crazy money.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Because there's like a window right now, I believe until
Wednesday where teams can officially have conversations. Yeah, but then
even some of these deals that were worked out, they
can't be made official until Wednesday at four pm.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
Right that's when when the new league year starts.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
But they're they're ready to pull the trick. They've just
been talking.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Yes, Aaron Rodgers is still gonna be playing.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Who knows?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Who cares?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
I'm with you on that, this guy. Imagine that kind
of thing in the quote normal world. You tell the
organization you're with, I want out of here so bad,
and then they say no, it's a say mountain of money.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
You used to work that way in some jobs where
you have HTE or you'd have another offer somewhere, or
you'd be looking to go somewhere else. They go no, no, no,
And then people started using that way after the expiration
date on people in the companies. I mean caring about
that stuff right now. It's like I just had a
situation the other day.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
There's a guy, he's a program director at this radio station,
and uh, he was telling me that this guy he's
a co host on the morning show and he wanted
X number of dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
They see you.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Just because right now there's more people unemployed looking for
these jobs than there are the people.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
And it's like you're not the host of the show.
You're not really a driving force of the show, like
you had no, Like he way overstated his value.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
That's worse they could do with say no, no, they'll
fire you.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
No they didn't.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
They just they just didn't renew his contract, Like damn, no,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Well what do you?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
I want you to be very very caushas of this
with your new flying lessons because a small plane carrying
five people crashed into a retirement village in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, yesterday.
The plane had just left the airport, and according to
audio from traffic control, the pilot told the control tower
that his plane had an open door that and they
needed to return for landing.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Authorities also say the plane might have skidded about one
hundred feet after it first made contact with the ground.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah, but I wonder, like I say that the door
is open, but I don't think that would bring the
plane down. So this plane, I forget what I looked
it up yesterday. To have that many people on the
plane five I think it was a force seater to
begin with. And you know, like I don't know if
they had a special configuration on this on this particular thing. Yeah,
but like, of course I've been reading and doing all
this reachion for years, different flying things, and there are

(54:46):
these guys they call them like doctor killers, and I
forget the this beachcraft something because you have these overconfident,
doctor rich guys who are like, oh yeah, let's get
all my golfing buddies on hair pack in and the
weights and balances are all thrown off and you barely
climb out or you crash right after takeoff.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
And that's what happened with that singer Leah. Her plane
was bounces.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
God.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah, so like you just can't, you can't be stupid, like,
don't risk it. And they go, oh, well, well we
won't take as much fuel. Okay, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Now, how are you going to get there?

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Putting on?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
How far you're gone? You got to have some reserve, right.
So this particular one was five people, five people.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Thankfully no one on the ground was hurt, but all
five people on board were taking a hospital. They lived, Yeah,
they lived. Two are still hospitalized.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Ok.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
And a high school student in Sanford, Florida, was arrested
after a video surface showing someone threatening to shoot up
a school. Cops got an anonymous tip about the video,
which showed a person with guns, vest and quote other
items of concern. They quickly idd the seventeen year old
arrested him in his house. He's charged with making a
threat of a massive shooting. This is the third time
recently that authorities have prevented a school shooting plot. Thank

(55:56):
you for that. And a former central banker, Mark Carney.
He's about to become Canada's next prime minister after governing
Liberal party elected him yesterday. He won eighty five point
nine percent of the vote he's going to replace Justin Trudeau.
Trudeau announced his resignation back in January, but he'll remain
in charge until Carney's sworn in. Mark Carney says he

(56:17):
has already said Canada will keep retaliatory tariffs in place
until the Americans show us respect. And ABC News reported
over the weekend that the Justice Department is in early
stages of investigating the egg shortage, crazy prices.

Speaker 8 (56:33):
Really yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I've read something about it because I'm like, wait, what
are they going to find? Well, bird flu, But they're
saying that it could be amongst the producers price fixing exactly.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
They want to know what's going on with these big
egg companies sharing info about supply and pricing, which could
be contributing to all this egg producers say it's because
of the bird flu, and the Anti Trust Division of
the Justice Department means it may not even lead to
any legal action. No, Like, there's your answer, happy, you know,
twelve dollars.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Eggs, So they're all in kahoots.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Yeah, where did those meetings go down? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Yeah, big egg headquarters.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
A big egg Yeah, and that's what's going on all.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Right, Thank you very much, Gina, Greg got it. We're
gonna take a quick break. More wood the Show's next hand.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Yeah, there was an engineering thing right here in the studio.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
I was typing.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I was trying to find like this clip I had
of little kids cursing, and I would type K and
it would bring up the number two. I'd hit I
and it would bring up the number five. And it's
been doing this thing where I couldn't enter my passwords,
saying password incorrect.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I'm like, I know it.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
But I'd reset the computer and all of a sudden
it would work, and then after about thirty minutes it'd
be right back to that, like if it timed out,
the screen timed out. Tried to log back in, and
then I called the engineer and he came in because
it was a number lock thing, which I've seen that
on the keyboards. It have like the little side Yeah,
like you know the number lock that, Yeah, the number

(58:02):
you know the number it will keep on the right side. Uh,
and then you know you can lock that so you
can't hit those. But like, I don't know what other
fund function does number lock serve? Maybe, Like why would
it change like a K to a.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
Two because it's an indensed keyboard that doesn't have a
separate number pad on it, so they they've doubled up
certain keys, therefore locking them or unlocking them as numbers.
I want to know when you hit it and didn't
realize it. Well, he's got he as with everything what
he does. He's got stacks of papers everywhere, so I'm
sure he was shuffling and grabbing.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
And but why would all of a sudden go to
a number lock thing? Because I don't I'm not touching anything.
But after like I don't know, thirty minutes or so,
it automatically goes.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
To Is it defaulted to number locked for some reason?
Maybe I have no idea. That's just at least now
I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
I know, not a character for you.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
The purpose of number lock is if you have a
condensed keyboard, you can push that and then use letters
as numbers.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
I've got a full keyboard and so they instead of numbers,
they have also arrow directional erros.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Right, Okay, but like on the top of this keyboard
there's all the letters, but then on the top it
has all the numbers. So I got like, why would
I need to use the K as a number exactly.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
Because sometimes that's how typing works. Didn't you guys take
typing classes.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Oh yeah, you did typing class.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
We had to. I had numbers on Sometimes you use
your right hand for nubers and your left hand. Blah
blah blah.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Oh the people like I got. I got numbers on
the top and on the right.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Maybe you're an accountant, Yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Maybe maybe you just want the K to be a five.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I learned something today.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
You guys the show.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
Fuck, it's like just these fat people standing there. Who
are you fard knockers?

Speaker 9 (59:37):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I still got a Woody.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
I'll read more about the Gene Hackman thing over the
weekend because.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
So they released some more information about how they died.
I guess she went first of hand to virus, which
is a pulmonary syndrome, which is a severe respiratory illness
you get from contact with infected rodents.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Yes. The only other time I've ever heard of huntavirus
is when people were staying in like fancy cabins and
urts like Yosemite, and they all ratpoop in it and
they all got a hunt.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Of how would that happen? And this is just in
a regular you're not at a urt, no here in
your house.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Yeah, So they say Jean survived about a week.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
And if you're wondering why he didn't look for help
after his wife died, he had advanced Alzheimer's, so like
he may not have even known that she died or
how to take care of himself. There was no food
in his system. His official cause of death is severe
cardiovascular disease. He also showed signs of multiple heart surgeries
and prior heart attacks. February the eleventh was the last

(01:00:48):
day his wife, Betsy was known to be alive. They
saw her on a surveillance camera at a CVS and
according to Jean's pacemaker, he died on the seventeenth or eighteenth.
Their body's discovered on the twenty sixth. So I'm they're
doing a is it a necropsy? Necropsy on the that's
a basically an autopsy on an animal, like what happened

(01:01:10):
with the with the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
So is it just from breathing in the rat things?

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Yeah, like in a closed like not ventilated space.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Okay, because I had a lot of rat droppings in
my backyard. It was great, okay, And I swept him up.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
But I what are your famous like that? No one's
checking in with you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
At a time being of people died. What was the
story you sent me yesterday about the big fat ass mom?

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
Dude?

Speaker 14 (01:01:35):
Did you suit for god?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
This woman who's like almost four bills? She was a
foster mom. And to punish the kid who I guess
had like run away too many times and mouthed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Off, he was called acting up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah, she sat on him and killed him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Yeah, so I guess he had ran away. She retrieved
him from the neighbor's house, and then while she called
his caseworker, she was sitting on top of she's according
the article, three hundred and forty pounds, damn. And you
know he was putting up a fight, of course, but
then he stopped moving. She thought he was faking, and
then she noticed that something was actually wrong, and so

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he got airlifted to a hospital.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Didn't make it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Yeah, this is a foster parent, yes, yeah, somehow got
the okay to be a foster parent.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Yeah, and this is a ten year old boy. I
mean they're not like little you know, there you got
to be pretty heavy. So damn, here's strain a ten
year old.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Here's the part that I'm like, wait, what the obese
foster Mom'm reading this directly from the article. The abeeste
foster mom is now facing six years in prison. If
she's convicted only.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Six she's probably claiming accidents.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
That's murder.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
How is that only six years manslaughter?

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
At least she's probably claiming man manslaughter. But six years that's.

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Crazy and involuntary manslaughter.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
But you intentionally sat You're almost four hundred pounds. Yeah,
and you intentionally sat on a ten year old. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Like, don't say that you didn't meet like
of course, like stop it. I mean maybe you don't
mean to kill him, but don't get to serious harm.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
You get so frustrated something sometimes you just want to
squish them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
You know what my mind went to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
I'm like, okay, going into Yeah, I wonder how much
weight you lose if you're four hundred pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Ladies are as into that as the dudes are.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
You know, the saying that she's gonna work out, but
just like just not by choice, least way less food.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Yeah, you know, think about how skinny she could be
if we just gave her the death penalty.

Speaker 13 (01:03:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
This is the show.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Yeah, this is the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, I smart, And we.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically
correct world. Thank you for being here giving us your
valuable time this morning. My name is what that's Greg
Gory menaces there. Good morning, Woody, We've got Gina.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Good morning, see bask.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Like, huh, Sammy is here. Morgan is taking your calls
at eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Morgan was telling us about this thing that she signed
up for. What is what is this thing again?

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
It's like a yeah, it's.

Speaker 11 (01:04:22):
It's called Quinn. It's an app that I've found out
about and it's designed probably mostly for women, but for anyone.
But it's like a voice erotica app, so guided masturbation
for women in love.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
So you signed up for how long ago?

Speaker 11 (01:04:41):
Let's see a couple of weeks ago. I did like
the free trial, which I think was about seven days. Yeah,
and yeah, that seven day came and went and I
paid nine dollars for it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Oh right, that's expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
It's monthly nine dollars?

Speaker 11 (01:04:54):
Yeah, I think it's a month.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Is it worth it?

Speaker 11 (01:04:56):
No, I haven't even used it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
It's good.

Speaker 11 (01:04:58):
It wasn't for me, it was it's for the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I don't need it now, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
I watch porn.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Good question, follow up question parenthesies?

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
What kind?

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
What's your go to?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
No, what what I know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:05:19):
I know what she doesn't want to disc I don't
want Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Shut up Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah that's what she meant.

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
I thought it was pretty clear.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Shut up, Sammy is what she was saying.

Speaker 11 (01:05:27):
Why do you guys want to know?

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Is who cares that to something twisted?

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
I'll tell you why, because as guys, we like ours
is easy. It's literally anything. But you always hear that
women have a more selective preference. So that's where the
curiosity comes in.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Is it something weird?

Speaker 11 (01:05:43):
No, I just honestly, I fairly new to it, so
watching I'm just going to get made fun of it. No,
And I just scroll for a couple of pages until
I see what I like and I click on it.
So it's different stuff every time, like what.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Do you like?

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
What do you gravitate.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
But what would say, like, uh, you know, do you
see something you go? Oh, I like that.

Speaker 11 (01:06:04):
I don't know threesome stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Okay, so I'll give you mine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
It's similar to that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
Mine is like two I mean the right kind of
three some two chicks, one guy. Yeah, not the Devil's
three ways and parentheses. I hate I don't And you
can tell just by looking at it if it's like
it's if it's going to be super aggressive where she's
you know, screaming and nobody wants making loud noises and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
You want that or don't want that. It's unrealistic, it's unnatural.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Also also weird when it's like someone's being just like
chills that strange faces on purpose, Right, that's not hot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
We're just going crazy off of nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Where are you guys on this like like eye watering,
like make up running down the face.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
That the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Yeah, that's like that's like weird. Does look fun for anybody?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Yeah that's the reapers who are watching that stuff, right, Okay,
But there's all kinds of stuff. There's like amputee porn,
there's clown porno.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
I don't know what dwarfs.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
I guess like furreeze and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Because you hear about we have porn of birthday every
day and there's like weird stuff in there all the time. True, Yeah,
I forget the the there was man the name of
the series was so funny. It was it was handicap
amputee porn.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
And then I'll think of it'll come back. That would
be the stuff that would be uh, Morgan be checking
out because that's what she sends. Oh well, yeah, we
share a lot of videos, but it's none of that
is like porn.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
I don't think it serves the same purpose.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah, that's for comedic.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
You had to make fun of you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Is that something you would watch with Cabo because couples
are into that stuff now watching watching it together?

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
Yeah, yeah, we actually did in Cabo spices it up
a little bit. Yeah, you make your own too.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
I think Morgan messed up my discovery page on Instagram
because my discovery page is just you know, like car
racing and like pop culture whatever. And then the second
I shared because Morgan made a video at UFC, I
shared her video on my social and then instantly my
uh my discovery pages like people in wheelchairs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
And like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Giant tumors.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yeah, giant tumors. Kids with that's the faces. I'm like,
what the heck just happened? Yeah, I can text ther
out of my phone. It's myself, Morgan and our friend Tony.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Yeah Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Instantly, when I shared her content, my whole page change.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
I would say, Woody and Morgan perfected my search page.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're you're welcome, I said, not interested,
not interested. While your answer for the mpute DVD series
I believe is hump the stump. Yes, Oh my good god,
it's a god.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
It's so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
It's either a guy with like half a leg or
a lady or both with half a leg and they
go nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Somebody just texted us nugget porn as old as fault
chicken nuggets. I don't know. Are these clips that you
gave me? Is this from this uh this app that
you're paying for?

Speaker 11 (01:09:06):
Yeah? Page, but yes, this is one of these stories.
Let's see. It's called Daydreaming about You and it's under
the tab British voices.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
So I thought that's what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Fun with accents. All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Hey, yeah, he's just coming over. Yeah, I've been thinking
about you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Okay, you said last night.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
I haven't been able to function, and now you show
up in a dress.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Devout people drink off to that you can barely hear.
That's my thing.

Speaker 11 (01:09:49):
And this is thirty minutes long, and most of it
was those mouth sounds like I was kissing and the stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
That's why they say men are microwaves and women are ovens,
and it takes them longer to like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Yeah, yeah, mouth sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
That's that's who particularly likes a s MR. It's not all,
but most it's it leans women.

Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
But this is an as MR sounds like it?

Speaker 11 (01:10:16):
Well the second clip, I mean, if you guys like
mouth mouth sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
More than anything.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
All right, there we go.

Speaker 11 (01:10:33):
People pay for this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
What do you think he's working on as an actor?

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
What is that is that?

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
Yeah? Is that?

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Well, that's looping, That's what Like.

Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
There's a whole industry of people who do that because
sometimes what you see, let's say on a movie, they
didn't get the audio and they have to come in
and make the kissing sounds and they're like professionals at that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
But like, what is he using?

Speaker 11 (01:10:58):
No photos they have of this? I assume what is
the guy on the app and they don't look like
they look like they're volunteering.

Speaker 8 (01:11:06):
I think it is their hand, Gina, because I know
someone who did that and it was the hand.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
It probably hands taking like raw liver.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
And apparently this stuff though, has been around since, like
cassette tapes, because I remember, Yeah, I would listen to
the Howard Searn Show and he said that he used
to buy cassette tapes that pretty much had this same
kind of setup.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Yeah, in the early days of the internet. I found something.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
But it wasn't It wasn't sound effecting.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
It was just more like, oh I like that. God,
I can't imagine. Okay, So, who's the woman who is
like going to town on herself?

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
I mean, listening to that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Feels so weird.

Speaker 11 (01:11:48):
Answer to that apparently me, No, she's not.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Well, she said she got it, you know, for the
That's the thing.

Speaker 11 (01:11:53):
I would never pay for something like this when there's free.
But you did think, yeah, I guess this is available
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Yeah, that's seventeen plus.

Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
I found out about it. I think it was Wall
Street Journal or some Wow so did a whole article
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
You read the Wall Street journey. Yes, things pop up headline.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
She's like, my dad, it comes in them and it
still comes. As the newspaper said, it sounds like a
horseying an apple for sure.

Speaker 11 (01:12:19):
But yeah, there are thousands of these storyline clip things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, I think we need to make one that is
well money, money well spent. Although I tell you what
I am. I am the king of signing up for
something not using it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Oh same, you are the number one offender for that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
But are you doing like the free child free trial
and forgetting to cancel it or you just think it's
actually soil.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
To use Sometimes that's like the app stuff. Yeah, but
there are way bigger offenses. Oh yeah with the massage massage,
that's all It actually actually really good question. So everybody
think about this for just a minute. Well, we'll take
the break and we'll come back. We'll get some responses
on this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
What is something?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Uh? What is something you just forgot to cancel and
it ended up just costing you money and you're like,
damn it, I gotta cancel that. And then the next
month you don't even realize until you see your credit
card saving again you're like, damn it, I.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Got to cancel that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Yeah, and you're like, okay, this this is the month
A Seriously, I'm gonna do it my calendar.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
I'm the king of this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Yeah, I do that a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
I put it on my calendar. I'll pre plan the cancelation. Yeah,
like six months or a year.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Idea.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
They make it so hard to cancel too.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
So what is what is something you ended up paying
for just because for another reason you just forgot to
cancel it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
She wants a D and she's going to get one
the Woodie Show. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
And if you can't get a D apparently you can
just get this, uh this app. What's what's the app
called again? Morgan Quinn?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Q u I n N Quinn when Quinn?

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Yeah, this is what she uh got this thing with
the intention to use it for the show. So she's
says some people are on the text Morgan.

Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
Yeah, well it makes sense because I pitched in the meeting.
I didn't get used. Typically.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Also, she discovered this before she had the boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
So actually after oh it was after she said a
couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
Okay, yeah, I thought this is something that you've been
holding onto for all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, so these little like erotic stories and different accents
and stuff that women can use to.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
You know, wildst pleasuring to chill up. Yeah, as Joe
women and Jill, you know, aud.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Like being friends to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Be.

Speaker 8 (01:14:44):
He's in a room doing that by himself.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
But wouldn't you, as a woman, preferred to actually hear
what he's saying. Yeah, it's like, dude, annunciate a little bit.
I mean, Greg, you're in the dudes. That doesn't do
it for you. No, sound a little too white for
greging up, very white, very too many mouth sounds. Let's
go to John.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Hey, Good morning, John morning. So the question was, what
is something you just forgot to cancel? It has been
costing you money? What would you buy?

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
It was in an Adobe document edit program or app?
You know, I just needed to update the resume I
needed for like a forty five minutes yeah, yeah, seven
day free trial, you know, and then I just did
my team filed it and let it and then I
forgot and then like six months later and it's like,
what did I get this ninety nine dollars charge?

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Right, It wasn't ninety nine bucks a month though.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Right, no, it was for a year, but still they
only need it for forty You're never going to use
it again, cares.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
One time deal if you the package does that too, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
That's I think they do that with word document.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
Yeah, there was something with that too, Mike, what u up?

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Everybody their political opinions aside. But the DOGE team apparently
found that in the government they had all these Adobe
licenses for I think reading documents or whatever. They're being
Acrobat yeah, yeah, being unused, and I think it was
like they were paying twenty two million dollars for these programs.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah, I'm sure that wasn't even being used with every penny.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
All right, John, thank you for the call, man, appreciate
Listen to show. Let's go to Olivia. Good morning, Olivia.

Speaker 13 (01:16:33):
Good morning. How y'all do in right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
So, what's something that you signed up for forgot to
cancel has been costing you money this whole time?

Speaker 13 (01:16:41):
Oh my goodness. Okay this sounds so silly, but I
played video games a lot, and there's a subscription specifically
on Fortnite that's costing at least twelve dollars every month
and I stopped playing it for well over a year.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
And you're still paying the twelves where.

Speaker 13 (01:16:57):
Exactly my money was going.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Yeah, it's what would the twelve bucks get you? On
my son plays Fortnite? A is the v bucks?

Speaker 13 (01:17:06):
Oh yeah yeah, it's like a monthly subscription type thing
and you get like a bunch of like little perks
and hyper game and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Stuff, but like different costumes and stuff. Right, is give
you access to the dances? Yeah, stole thing on the
Fortnite the dances.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
It was a big thing for me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Yeah, it's all about that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
It took one hundred and twenty dollars and just burned it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah basically yeah, yeah, Olivia, thank
you so much to call appreciate you listening to The
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
By eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. I mean, Greg,
we've talked about your virtual slot machine things, right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
But it's not a subscription thing. The stuff that I do,
like if they if there's a movie I want to
watch and it says, oh you have to have let's
say stars for this, I'll do that week long thing,
but I'll set a thing on my phone that will
actually make a sound like six and a half days
later to remind me. So I'm very good at canceling
stuff that. But I did once have a gym membership

(01:18:02):
that I didn't forget about. I knew, damn well I
had it. I was just trying to appease my dad
because he wanted me to join the same gym he
had joined, and he got me this deal for whatever.
I think it was nineteen bucks a month. I said, oh,
that's pretty good. Did I go once? Nope? But did
it make him happy that I at least belonged to it? Sure?
So I just never canceled it for a couple of years.

Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
But I knew currently damn well that I wasn't going, so.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
I knew I was paying.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
That's a common one, also, one that I did right
here at the radio station. We had this gym on
the first floor of the building. I signed up it
with again, like buying books, full intention of going there. Sure,
I purchased a year in advance.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Wow, I purchased the whole year of profidence.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
And I forget how much it was. It wasn't like
crazy expense at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
It was three hundred and fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Bucks per year.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Okay the first than a dollar a day.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Yeah, not that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
But anyway, I signed up for the whole year in
advance and then never went to use the gym for
what it was intended for.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Not once, yeah year, use it like the bathroom in
there or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
The only time I used is when you started working here, dog,
and I would hey, we have a gym on the
first floor. He gets, oh, and I just showed him
the gym. I used my fob to buzzes into the
gym so he could see what it was all about.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
I was like, gonna, I started using these towels and showering.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Yeah, and that was it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Some of the notorious things. I still pay for weight
Watchers even though I haven't used the app.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
What that purpose?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
Three years question twenty seven dollars a month.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
When you make these realizations, let's say you're at home
and you're, oh, that's right, I need to cancel weightwatch.
Why don't you do it right then and there when
you have the thought.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Because then I think, like the gym membership thing, like
the weight Watchers thing, I think, oh, you know what,
I really should start using that again, and so I'm
not going to cancel it and I should start using
that again. Happens and like a fart in the wind,
that thought is gone and I've forgotten about the whole
thing until the next month.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Use it again someday, then just rejoin.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
Yeah, I do that makes a lot of sense. I
understand exactly what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Would you do it right now? Can we get you?
Can we get you to cancel weight watches right now?
Let's do it?

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Come on cause they say if it it's going to
take you less than three minutes, just.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
You should do it right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
We'll carry this one, the other one, last one. I
was going to share that notorious massage envy. I signed
up for that membership and I used it for many,
many years. And I would use my membership because when
you pay the membership fee, you get one sixty minute
massage per month, and that was great and that's very you. Yeah,
and I loved it and I used it, and then
I got to be a father and things got crazy

(01:20:25):
and busy, and I just I started running out of
time for a number of reasons, professionally, personally, everything else.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
So by the time it finally canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
And it's the only reason that canceled is because my
credit card expired the number that they had, yep, and
they couldn't run it anymore. And I never called them
and give them the new one. And so by the
time that happened, I was up to eighty seven unused massages, which.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
He could have gifted, but he didn't. That would have
been awesome, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
At sixty dollars a month membership, good god, I just
ate five two and twenty bucks down the drill, down
the dread, not a not at once, but sixty dollars
at a time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Yeah. Still, they call this a the massage is a
predictable monthly investment, okay, And.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
That's everybody's new favorite word, a investment.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
And when I was going and I was using it,
it was great, It really was I really, I really
liked it and it was fine. And then all the
other thing about them is that they got really busy
all of a sudden, and every time I would call
to make an appointment, they never had any appointment to available.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
In the day that I wanted to go.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
So I'm like, I'll do it another time. Yeah, But
then the kids get in the way. I think the
one that I lost the most money on is we
used to on our website, we used to have like
email sign up whatever to like host all the emails.
That's incredibly expensive, unfortunately, so I was paying like one
hundred and sixty five dollars a month for it. And
then eventually the company's like, oh, we want to migrate

(01:21:51):
to our own program. And then so I had to
cancel the one that I was using. But they only
gave you like this little time frame window for you
to cancel. I just kept on forgetting and I looked
I was probably up to like one thousand dollars that
I lost until I could like get the timing right
to cancel it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
Such a way, I no idea email list cost over
one hundred fifty bucks a month just to keep an
email list.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
To keep the list, Yeah, depending on the size of
your of your list, because so much space?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Yeah? I text it it was crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
I love data.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
What are you canceling? I'm looking?

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Yeah, But by the way, what I couldn't even figure
out what folder on my phone I had. The weight
Watchers happen they've been so.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
You need to know nothing that's weight Watchers. They do
a lot of good work for a lot of people.
Remember my mom lost like twenty five pounds after she
had her kids. But I guarantee there's something in there
about Yeah, there's it's like a one click cancel thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
It's all you actually.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Have to call.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
I did that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
That was happening with the email thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
You actually have to call us to get a cancel.
I'm going to hook you up right now because I
happen to have a bat phone to this. Yes, a ww,
I'm texting it, you know, Oprah. Yes, I'm texting Oprah
right now.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
It's just recently it's where I got like a chest
scam and they wanted me to have some yearly membership.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
So I was like sure.

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
But then then I went to their online text to
chat with them say hey, I want to cancel this.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
We can't do that here, That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 12 (01:23:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
See, I thought that online chat.

Speaker 9 (01:23:13):
Where they have to make it so that it's just
as easy to cancel as it was to sign up,
you have to go a huge problem.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
I couldn't find it anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
So I went to their twenty four to seven chat support,
I said cancel membership and it says, I understand you're
thinking about canceling your membership. But since I guess I
did it through iTunes, so now I got to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Go to the.

Speaker 8 (01:23:33):
Yeah see that's easy.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
No, that's how I got caught up with all that stuff.
I think mine was through Apple pay. But what I
forgot to cancel was it was called Simply Piano.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
It was like.

Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
It was yeah, it was for like to I had
got a keyboard. It was pandemic time.

Speaker 9 (01:23:50):
We're all looking for hobbies, and so that's how I
was learning how to play pianos from this thing. Obviously,
you know, life moves on and you forget about the
hobby that you picked up.

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
Yep, canceled because.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Makes it super easy to cancel.

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
Yeah, So here's the thing. I guess I did the
annual thing. So I already paid for this entire year.

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:24:08):
So that's what I did with Simply Piano. Was I
paid for the year.

Speaker 9 (01:24:11):
So then when it hit again, there was no courtesy
email saying hey, by the way, it's going to reap.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
Oh yeah it is.

Speaker 9 (01:24:17):
So when it hit I was like, what is this.
It doesn't say simply Piano on the charge. I could
not figure out what it was, what the name was,
where to.

Speaker 8 (01:24:25):
Get it it was, and then so because of that,
I ended up just being like, oh, I'll figure this
out later.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
And then a year later and I'm charged again and
you're still not playing piano.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
Well, I never because they get you. They try to
get you with the Oh it's cheaper if you get
the year, but it's not cheaper because this happens.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Okay, So I think the other thing that I'm getting
screwed on is because okay, I signed up for Disney Plus.
I also signed up for Hulu Plus. Yeah, and I
signed up for ESPN Plus. Now, oh you can correct.
They're all under the same umbrella now, and you could
do that bundling thing, which I don't think I have.
I think I'm paying for each one individual card.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
So I'm looking at my active I have an active
for Apple one, which is I guess, all the stuff,
so like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
The you know, the Apple music and the news, Plush.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Discovery plus of course Greg for of course, h GESPN plus,
Hulu plus instant Size, which is like a for Instagram
to make things like you know, into the proper format
for posting stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Microsoft Family three sixty five NFL Peacock Photo Editor or
some app Pixel Cuts, some app scanner Pro, and then
weight Watchers.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
So that's actually not too bad.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Here's what I just canceled. Workouts for men.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Yeah, I was like, oh here, just open it up.
It's a daily workout, Like I'll do that. Paid for
it upfront, upfront.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Yes? I would? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
All right, so what do you uh, what are you
paying for that you forgot to cancel?

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Eight woodie all right, some more things?

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
That is there anything else from still around the room
that you're paying for that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
For to cancel? Well, thanks to you. Yeah. I'm just
looking at my apps on the iPhone thing and I
just canceled two of them. Phase Tune, which I've never
used and everyone talks about it, yeah, and something called
hit Meal, which I've never used and was paying meal.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
It was the intensity training.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Yeah, it supposed to be some sort of calorie counting
BS and I just canceled it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
This one says I signed up for an app called
Naughty Girl Fitness.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Oh I get those ads.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
Started doing it, got pregnant, stop thought I canceled it,
but apparently I didn't got charged again and now I
guess I gotta use it again. I'm not pregnant anymore.
It seems like the main offendor on a lot of
this keeps on being Yeah, that's what we should do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Let's just come up with some bogus yeah yeah, and
then nobody will know. Just put up some generic information rights,
he masks. Then people sign up for you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
You convince him.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
There's that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
There's that one guy always got doctor Drew and his
ads that pops up on the Instagram all the time,
like this is what fat looks like. You don't have
to give up donuts or this to that. That's just
not the way to do it. It's like v shred
or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that's a scam.
XM Radio seven said started at five bucks a month
and now it's twenty five bucks a month.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
She paying for radio dope dope, Yeah, idiot, free, This
is free and it's better.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Local libraries the cloud library app just kept paying for
Audible because I'm an idiot. And even worse, the online
library has a better selection than Audible does.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
Oh yeah, hold on, potential Audible endorser, I refute that completely.

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
I mean Audible endorsement.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
To Audible potential. I love Audible, it's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Received a master Class subscription for Christmas a couple years ago.
In order to log in, you were required to enter
a credit card and I was charged two hundred and
forty dollars in December of last year. Never used it, byway, Yeah,
it was that the other.

Speaker 9 (01:28:09):
One I did too, or I did it for the year,
and then all of a sudden I got charged again,
and I was like, oh no, that happened to be
a couple of years in a row as well.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Yeah, well, hey, you know what, like they say on
this show, it's worth what you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Pay for, yeah, and every penny.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
But if you're thinking about it right now, just cancel
it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Yeah, exactly, don't wait eight seven forty four Wooding text
over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
We're backing a bitch, all right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Hey, it is Monday morning. It's March tenth. Now tomorrow
is very exciting because tomorrow is going to be Greg
Gory's birthday. Now, I don't anybody forget. It's a big birthday.
It's the Big six.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Oh yeah, he's not like taking years off each year.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Is no?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Yeah, the last ten years, he's been saying he's thirty nine. Ye, yeah,
but big six m. Today's International Bagpipe Day, also International
Day of Awesomeness, Well, big day for it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Food wise, National Blueberry Popover Day. What's a popover?

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Those are those are like a little like almost like
a little hand pie, like the filling inside. Okay, you
love hand pie.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
So is it kind of like those those Hostess pies
that are.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Sure like kind of like empanadas.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Them kind of like that. Yeah, it looks like a
little cal zone.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
That's not what I'm seeing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Oh no, what is it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
I'm seeing like an exploded muffin?

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Oh okay, it's like, yeah, it's like filled inside with
like whatever you want to fill it with.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
All right, whatever, I'll eat it. Yeah, sounds pretty good
to me. Today's National Landline Telephone Day.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
I know on Friday it was Alexander Graham Bell Day,
but it was today on this day in history minutes,
I know you love these.

Speaker 7 (01:29:58):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
In eighteen seventies, after he spilled some acid, Alexander Graham
Bell made his first ever phone call to his assistant
in the next room, saying, mister Watson, come here. I
want you whoa, that's not as hot as the text
message you got from a Von not ur Von, but
uh huh menace.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
On Friday we were talking if you missed it. He
was convinced that he got a text from our Von,
our video producer on It was just a different Vaughan
was late at night. They just said you up and
he thought he thought was trying to bang it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
You want to hit it?

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Yeah, Today's National Napping Day. Shout out to napping Gina.
It's National facial peel Day.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
And Greg, today is Mario Day.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Jelly Roll sat down on the podcast Busting with the Boys.
I know they're friends with the Burg Chrischer and those dudes,
and made everyone crackup talking about his weight loss because
he's lost like one hundred pounds, right, yeah, And this
is the thing when you're that big.

Speaker 10 (01:31:05):
I remembered I would watch people be so ashamed of
how big they got and then pop back out like
knew me? Who this?

Speaker 7 (01:31:11):
For me?

Speaker 10 (01:31:12):
It was more like, no, man, I was so fat.
I have lost all of this weight and gonna lose
another one hundred pounds. The best part is we're still
I still.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
I was so fat that I'm still fat.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Think about that I was so fat.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
That I'm sitting on your bus right now three hundred
and seventy five pounds and.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
We're proud of me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Wow, I love the self awareness.

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
It's crazy because I was looking at some Jelly World
music and there was a music video that I was
posted about seven years ago and he looks crazy skinny
compared to what he is now.

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
Really, and that was just seven years ago. Yeah, so
it was it the quarantine five hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
I don't know how he had that rapid growth, but huh, yeah,
it's pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Rapper T Pain was spotted on a Delta flight going
from Atlanta to Vegas and people were shocked to see
him on board.

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
They couldn't believe that he was there. Why wasn't he
on a private jet?

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Why? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
So T Pain he went on social media. He broke
it down for everyone. He says he prefers to fly
commercial compared to private. Why let's cost because he's watching
them dollars.

Speaker 15 (01:32:16):
Yeah, to take a Preva jet from Atlanta to Vegas
and then back to Atlanta, it's one hundred and twenty
six thousand dollars, and y'all are asking me, do you
understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
No private jet.

Speaker 15 (01:32:33):
You're not taking a private jet. You're not spending all
this money to go make your money.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
How about you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
And what well is that smart than y'all? Yeah, he's like, oh,
because if we did that, he was going broke. Now
he's right. Yeah, the plane that he was quoting, it
was a price. There was a a G six fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Now that's what Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk were rocking
until they both got new golf streams, the new G seven's,
the seven hundreds. Those hold up the nineteen people, the
one that he was getting that quote on, and they
chartered for around fifteen thousand dollars per hour. Oh so yeah,
Atlanta to Vegas round trip would be about one hundred
and twenty grand. But Tea Paint also added the comments

(01:33:12):
quote if it don't make dollars, it don't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Yeah, that's a Dave Ramsey quote Ta Paint. Yeah, yeah,
he should.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Give that to day Ramsey. That's actually a pretty good one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
I mean he still flew first class, so oh yeah, yeah,
but there.

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
Should be there should be like an upper first class,
which I think some airports have this where you show
up in a lounge. Oh yeah, and it's called private
service and then they drive you so you don't you're
not sitting at the gate.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Like yeah please the Kardashians.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
Yeah, I first heard about that from Rob Durdek.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Yeah they have him been a handful of airports and
from uh Joe Koy has done it, Burt Kreischer has
done it, and they were telling me about it where
they pick you up at your house and they bring
it to the airport and they bring it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Now there's two different options. They used to have it.
It was just like these villas. Yeah, it's like like
a apartment almost like little apartments, but there's a there's
a private chef that who will make you pretty much
whatever you want. It's open bar and of course there's
like you know, showers and just places the lounge and
hang out. My question is like, how early are you
getting air if you enjoy all that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
Private service ps like like type in like private service
la X Yeah, you'll see. I think Atlanta might. I
think Atlanta does have one do that anyway. Bungalows Little Bungalows, right,
and it's all this stuff. So then they also now
have one where it's basically like one of those first
class lounges like you know, Delta or American Airlines would have,
except it's on steroids and the food is super great

(01:34:34):
and everything else so way cheaper than the bungalows. The
bungalows are insane. The lounge thing is okay, but here's
the thing. If you're a celebrity, you don't want to
be hanging out in the terminal and everybody's coming up
to Even though I saw Brian Cranston at the airport
standing in line for Southwest, now he was in a
one through fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Okay, sure, yeah, come on, I hope he was in line.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
For Spirit waiting like everybody Walt Hurt, mother e f
and White right, And I was like, oh my god,
I gotta go to kide him.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
And I did I look like such a fangirl.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Anyway, you're not sitting with the people in the terminal
and when it's time to get on your flight, and
this is what Joe Koy said was like the coolest part.
They put you like in a you know, suburban or
whatever escalade and they drive you across the tarmac to
your plane and then you get on the plane before
everybody else.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Yeah, like that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Yeah, that's the way to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
It's still terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Oh and also it's like, you know, private security, so
private TSA.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Nine, so you know you have to you're not waiting
in that line.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
The whole Oscar is so white thing that is so
over and now people are crying that it's oscars so ageist.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
The Best Actor award this year went to fifty one
year old Adrian Brody. The Best Actress twenty five years
old Mikey Madison. So Brody won the Oscar once before.
He was twenty nine at the time, and to this
day he's the only person under third to win Best Actor.

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
It's been won thirty one times by dudes in their thirties,
thirty five times by men in their forties, fifteen times
dudes in fifties, six times for dudes in their sixties. Meanwhile,
the youngest Best Actress winner was Marlee Mattlin. I'm Marlee Mattlin.
She was twenty one at the time. Thirty three women
have won backass Best Actress in their twenties. It's gone

(01:36:24):
to women in their thirties thirty five times, fifteen times
to women in their forties. Only three women in their
fifties have won Best Actress. Katherine hepburn Ah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
Is the only woman to win.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Best Actress in her seventies for on Golden Pond and
Jessica Tandy Driving Miss Days afore Driving Miss Days and
then she was in her eighties for them. Bill Murray
absolutely crushed it on hot Ones. I don't watch hot Ones,
but everybody's talking about Bill Murray and how great he was.

Speaker 13 (01:36:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
On hot Ones, special guest Pete Davidson did not do
so great A spoiler?

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
What alert? Yeah, hot Ones?

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
You guys don't tell.

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
Hot On's host fan of carnerks.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Anyway, So Bill Murray was also on Joe Rogan's podcast
and it was just really funny because Bill Murray, I
guess at that point didn't didn't really have much of
any idea of like how things worked, Like the podcasting.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
It was so hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
So you know, it would be like Greg all of
a sudden pretty much if they unfroze Greg from ten
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
So what is this?

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
Yeah, so how do people call in? How do people
And he's like he goes, so this just can go
like on and on, like we don't have to like,
you know, stop. And now he's actually like all right,
and so he's.

Speaker 6 (01:37:43):
Talking, goes and as he's talking, he doesn't almost realize
the mic is there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
So he's like walking around, all right, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Take a leak off your big Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
He goes and takes a leak.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
It was he said it was free for him. Yeah,
you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
I would normally be really annoyed by all that, but
it was kind of like it was kind of cute.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Same guy. He doesn't have an agent or a voicemail
or a phone.

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
Right, it was kind of true.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
It all tracks.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Yeah, So that was and I'm not sure exactly when
that happened, but it's it's old Bill Murray. Yeah, yeah,
you know, I think it was somewhat recent that he
was on the Joe Rogan podcast. I just saw a
clip of it pop up online. I thought it was
pretty cool, cool, good time for your birthdays and porno birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
Go show its Shimmer Oday.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
We're gonna it's Shimmerday.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
We're gonna sit betage, It's Shiver Day.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
And you know we don't do.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Starting with the celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
John Hamm is fifty four years old today, Sharon Stone
is sixty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
Chuck Norris, there has been a few jokes written about him.
A couple. It's funny. He's eighty five. Carrie Underwood is
forty two, Olivia Wilde is forty one. You got Emily Osmon.
That's Miley's best friend, Lily on Hannah Montana. Let you
know that, and you ladies knew that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Of course she's the.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Thirty three Timberland, the rapper and producer, real name Timberland's
real name Timothy the Car Mosley Okay car Car and
then Jeff Amen from Pearl Jam is sixty two. Your
Parno birthday today is Dom King, not don king Dom
with an m Dom King. And today we've got ourselves

(01:39:20):
a birthday boy who's been making chicks walk like cowboys
thanks to his work in eighty seven fine films, including
Even Cowboys Get Blue Balls. He was in It's About
Dom Time, Nice Banging Both Ends Volume one. He was
in Hung Boys Don't Crime. He was fantastic and tailor

(01:39:41):
made for your ass, and who can forget his unforgetable
role in Suma Cume Loaday good.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
They had to happen.

Speaker 8 (01:39:51):
What a scholar?

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Oh you graduated? Oh yeah, dude, I was Summa cum load.

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Ay.

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That is Dom King, who is thirty four years old. Today,
I met your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays.

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Insensitivity draining for a politically correct world.

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seven seven forty four Woody And one more thing to
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the old joke He's gonna be what twenty nine and
twenty nine. I know I'm pushing thirty already, but honestly, time, dude,
Tomorrow is Greg's sixtieth birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:41:49):
Right for sixty?

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
Oh damn do you do to stay so young?

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
Anyway?

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That's tomorrow You're on the Woody Show, Greg Gory Party
Words to Wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
Being an adult is really just googling how to do stuff,
true sixty or not.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
That's how SeaBASS tries to sound so smart, and it works.
He sits here on his laptop.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
I think he's doing like an AI chat GPT kind
of thing, and as soon as something starts getting talked
about on the show, he's the media.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Actually actually is Actually, you guys are dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
I think we're idiots because we didn't look it up first,
right googling. Thank you very much, Greg Gory do it.
Thank you so much for giving the what he show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love it to appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day. SMDBM. I quit this bitch.