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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
is it lies the Woody Shows.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. It's free Friday. It's Thursday morning.
It's March the thirteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello, it's The
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Moddy.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That's Greg Gory. Would there is Menace? Hi, Gina grad Hello,
Sammy's here. We got sea Bass Sport is here in
the Woody Show production department. Morgan, our associate producer, Von
our video producer. Phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven Medicine. I are company
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here from Dallas, Texas this morning. Here at our Dallas
affiliate ninety seven to one The Eagle. There's a big
Saint Patrick's Day parade happening on Saturday that we're gonna
be in.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Wait to see the pictures. Never been in a parade before. Yeah,
you're gonna be on a float, you know. I remember
I had that prade New One Parade story that I
was in the parade. Yes, I was a kid as
a kid and I was there with it. I was
walking the miniature horse in a parade and some guy
yelled out, look at that fat kid.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Unnecessary?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I know, yeah, that was very hurdy oh man. All right,
just and the horse name was butter Cup.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
By the way, Today, on the show What's Something that
you wanted as a kid? But you couldn't have figured
that'd be good for a throwback Thursday, we're talking about
some of the recently brandian redneck news trending news headlines
for you today as well. Phones are open at eight
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Go to the woodieshow dot com So Instagram is testing
a dislike button, which they claim is a private down
vote to signal that you just don't like something. But
it's not for the photo or the video you post.
It's for people's comments. Okay, so no one will see
that you disliked it. The downvotes won't be counted and
shown publicly, the downvoted comments will be pushed to the
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bottom or hitting all together. But the Instagram muckety MUCKs
say the goals to make the comments section more friendly's
it's just not why.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I go there. I don't go to McDonald's for pizza, you.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Know, it's just for the algorithm.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I don't go to the comments section for nice thing
for nutrition. No, uh, it's only a test for now.
I guess Meta tried this number of times and ways
with Facebook, but just none of that stuck.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
People have been asking for a dislike button for yeah
decade now.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well, so I'm pretty sure that that post that Greg
just showed us this morning before I went on the air,
that would have gotten a dislike.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh god, yes there was. Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Greg, there's a picture of this kid and it's a
picture with the parents, and this the kid like legitimate,
looks like if they're gonna do like a live action
garbage pail Kids movie.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, it's I told you. In my algorithm, I'm getting
children with crazy birth effects. Are you find it again?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And then ask An asked Sea Bass the same question
that we got.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, I can't find it, but this girl had incredibly
just storted facial features to the point of it you
couldn'tven say she barely looked.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Human, like her tongue was like almost like a pink elephant.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Like.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It was really bad. Okay, so the comment, yeah, so
you no, Greg had a question. The question is is
it too late to euthanize? I mean, this is not
a life that anybody would want to live.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And there's no way. Okay, here's a question. They could
test for so many things, like when someone's pregnant, they
can test for so many different you know, abnormalities.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
And when they're doing the whether it not this.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Ultrasound ultrasound, Yeah, they're doing the ultrasound. They can see
in so much detail. Now, yeah, and this is clearly
right ultrasound.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So beyond the selfish element of that, right as a parent,
like why would you want to deal? Right, beyond the
selfish element of that, like why would you want them?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Why would you want that person to be out in
the world living a life that you know they're not comfortable,
they're not correct.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Well, maybe they don't know. Do we know what her I.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Mean it was in a yeah, different language, I don't know. Yeah,
probably from some country where that sort of test isn't done.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Regularly, Yeah, but still like you know, man, yeah right,
Like Greg's like juice, is it too late?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Is it too late? He did like a whole half
hour standard routine about it.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, I mean something like that for me would be
no great shock for me, But for Greg it was
so out of character.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I was like, oh, that's so funny part of youth,
and I.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Mean, sorry, yeah, I feel bad for that. Get we
were just talking about the one the werewolf dude.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh yeah, you just get laser or shave every hour. Yeah,
he wants a rocket. He's probably famous. I mean, do
you think you can laser that? I mean the whole face?
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I mean yeah, it would be painful and it would
take a long time, but you could do it.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
It was literally every square inch of him except his eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, wow, his teeth.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
We don't have the dislike button, but I'm disliking.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, I would dislike the one I showed you.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I mean, the algorithms all messed up anyway, just because
all the stuff that goes back and forth between myself
and Morgan.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Now, Gina, you're in on it too, by.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
The way, Well, because you guys missed up my algorithm.
So now I'm into it.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
But now she's now she's into it, and now she
she sends stuff all the time too.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I forget. The last one that you sat was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I'm sure it was totally fine. Not offensive.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh no, not at all. Oh no, you wouldn't have
sent it to Greg Gory. No, the one last thing
that does. Gina said to us, this is kind of cool.
There is a toilet. I guess they sell it loves.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh yeah, you're text him instead of sending him on
Instagram because.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I don't know if he'll get it on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So Lowe's is selling a toilet.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, this is great. Remember we had the story about
the the Indian air flight where they had to turn
around because people were flushing all kinds of blankets, clothes.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Ye doesn't have a garbage disposal built in. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
So this, this toilet says can flush seven billiard balls
in a single flush. Yeah, look at this. This thing's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Man. We used to do it.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
We used to do a game years ago. Medic and
Greg were part of the show at this point. Yeah,
we did a game called will it Flush? With the
bathrooms at the radio station. We put all kinds of
stuff down there just to see if it would flush.
So we'd have somebody down there on the phone. We'd
have a listener on the on the line, and we
tell everybody what we were putting in there, like like
you know, like those little like kind of boiled potatoes,
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a little like, yeah, roaster potatoes or whatever. Figure actionally, yeah,
action figures. All kinds of stations kill you for that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It was an old building, yeah, so big. It really
did not help the plumbing issues. Is like a hundred
year old building. But it was fun. Will it flush? Yeah,
you should bring that back.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Meanwhile, the radio station here, the toilets here at barely flush.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
P right, there's always.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
The answer, yeah, eight seven send us a text over
to two to nine.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Eight seven.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
We are answering the call of destiny.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
This is a Woody Show and.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
We are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a
politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's like, hoy hoy.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Hoy hoy, we are at the Woodie Sewan, whatody that's
Greg Gory Menace is here?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Hi, Gina grad we got.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Sea Mass, We've got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls. Eight
seven seven four Woody is the phone number. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Today is a throwback Thursday. Man, we're talking about things
that we wish we had had when we were kids
that we just never got. I mentioned the g I
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Joe Aircraft carrier.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
The giant thing.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I think it was massive, and then and then, just
because I had already aged out of big wheels, but
just as I aged out is when the night Rider,
big big wheel hit it dropped, and that thing was sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We were born at the wrong time. Sometimes I feel
that way.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Other times I kind of feel like I was born,
you know, a pretty good point, Like you know, I
have a frame of reference on what life was like
before the Internet and cell phones and things like that,
Like I wonder what it is for like my kids,
Like what will they sit in there and go, Man,
I really wish we had this. I was thinking about
those bikes. What's the items. Yeah, Like my buddy Joe,
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who was my best friend growing up, I hit him
up the other day because I was like, can you imagine, dude,
if we had had these e bikes, the damage we
could have done that like the dream because that expands
your radius right for sure. So greatly, like we were stuck. Yeah,
we were stuck for just wherever we could pedal around,
and we would go on some pretty epic bike rides
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that total. The one time, I mean we biked all
the way down to the post office, it was quite
a bit of ways from our house just to get
a money order so that we could sign a buddy
up for one of those like CD clubs and we
but we put all the worst crap because it was
like these little stamps that you would put on the
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on the card and mail it back with your money
order to sign up for like the Columbia House whatever.
Oh yeah, you know, ten CDs for a penny and
then you were on the hook for extime. But we
found the ones that were the worst ones, Like what
the hell is that? I don't even know if this
is we put all those stamps to sign them up
for it.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah, that's initiative.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But we we bike down all the way to the
post office. Yeah, which was might as well have been
part of like a decathlon or something, and it felt
that way.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It felt that way.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, But on the e bike it would have been
so much easy.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Way.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
The active bicycling was what was hard for you guys,
it was so far and we're on BMX bikes.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, you have to get yourself back. And we went miles.
It wasn't like it was anywhere close. We went miles
on BMX bikes. And when you're a kid, the slightest
hill feels.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Like a mountains. Oh you're walking your bike up, and
then you see that same hill as an adult and like,
this is what I had a hard time with.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, right, so like, what's something you wanted as a
kid but you couldn't have.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, I well, along with bicycles, Like my friends and
I were way into bikes. So the one that was
really popular at the time that everybody had was the
GT Triple Triangle, but the GT Triple Trunk. But the
higher end bike was the Boss. Have you ever heard
of those Boss bikes? No, there was like Bongoos, there
was Diamondback, the Red Line, Yeah, red Line. Red Line
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was a little bit higher end, but like red Line
and Boss were like the higher end bikes to buy,
and yeah, it was just so out of the price range.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
The only reason I know about those Red Line bikes
because that's the one that I won from the shoe store.
That was a nice bike to win.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Remember I told you that, It's like the only thing
I've ever won in my life.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I rolled bikes, yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Eight but like, yeah, I can remember everything about it,
like pitbull brakes and then all the type of like
skinny rims were like the thing to have back in
the day. There alloy that was like mind blowing to have.
But that was like what we wanted the most.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I wanted a bike that had the pegs on the back.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Oh for friends, Yeah, I had a diving back.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
They had him built in too into the bike.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I think you guys were working too hard. I had
several cabbage patch kids, but what I really wanted the
white whale was the corn silk hair cabbage patch kid
with the silky silky hair was called the corn silk
hair cabbage Patch kid and one Hanukah. And it broke
my heart, especially as an adult thinking back my mom,
who was, you know, a single parent at the time.
(12:30):
My parents have been divorced or maybe just things just
were a little rocky. And she got off work and
she went to like fifteen different toy stores in Kansas
City and they were all sold out and she had
to come tell me, And I felt worse for her
than I did for myself.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Never got it even at the time, you felt worse. Yeah, yeah,
I was.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I was a fairly empathetic child.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I wasn't, but she tried later in life.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah no, but I do, because when you're.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
A kid, you don't realize.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I just saw it in her eyes. She was so tired.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I felt so somebody in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
The text seven oh two saying I wanted a pair
of Adidas with the three lines on the side, but
my mom got me some knockoffs with four lines.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh no, no, So I'd.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Try to take the extra stripe off, and it looks
so gnarled when.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
You try and do it yourself, it's the worst.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, that's what I would do when I wanted new
shoes and my mom said, your shoes are fine, you
don't need new shoes. So I'd get on my bike
and drag my feet on the cement try to wear them. Yeah,
trying to destroy them. Look, I need new shoes.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Or what you do is you jam your foot to
the front of your shoe so that when your parents
always did that thing to see where your big toe was. Yeah, yeah,
you're like, oh man, look how tight it is, and
then your feet were going.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
To end up to form.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
That's what you would get pless shoes, I remember. I
mean the pair of Jordans that I wanted was the
Jordan five's. At the time, those were the big ones.
I never got it until as an adult.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, what about you, Sammy, Something you want.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
As a kid, Well, I mean mine's kind of silly.
But what I really wanted was posters to put post
on my wall, and I wasn't allowed to have them.
I wasn't allowed to put posters on my wall because
it was wallpapered and you're gonna ruin the wallpaper. But
I didn't wallpaper the room. That wasn't me. So I tried,
like I ripped out like pieces from a magazine, you know,
like kind of picture stuff of instinct obviously, and put
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it on my door because there wasn't wallpaper on the door.
And my mom was like, no, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
So she just thought it looked tacky. Yeah, I wasn't
allowed to have posters.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
No, that's why that's why today Sammy's apartment is completely
covered in posters.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Of right, Yes, exactly, that's called good parenting.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, you can see the wall, see backs, I can
imagine like, because your parents are so well your mom
for sure, so hippy dippy making your own clothes and
tell you like that, I would imagine there was a
lot of things that you really wanted.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, I think did you? Did you not hear about
as much because you were home school exactly.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I didn't have these stupid peer pressure to buy the
latest shoes or whatever. Like, we just had what we
wanted at home, toys wise, except for garbage stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
You get it like.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
The circus, So think of like think of like the
dumb plastic stuff that breaks in two seconds, that has
little lights, the other.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Cyber optic, right, I remember that the.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Little swordss with others. You guys are nailing all the
big ones.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
You remember it.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
And we would go to like Wringling Brothers back when
they actually had animals rip speaking of things he missing, Well,
that's stuff, and my parents would say, that's cheap guard.
They didn't say Chinese because we didn't know at the time,
but that's cheap plastic garbage. No, you're not getting it,
And they were right.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
It's like that joke in Back to the Future where
he went to the Old West and docs trying to
figure out what's wrong with the time machine? He goes, Oh, no, wonder,
look it says maid in Japan. Now that would be
an honor.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's different. I mean at that time, you know super nice.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah all right, So what was something that you wanted
as a kid but you couldn't have? Eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie is the phone number. You can send
us your text over to two to nine eight seven.
Oh you want to play psycho killer?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Can I be the helpless victim? No?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I want to be the secret.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
There's Morgan getting taste that.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I mean, not as good as when feed maask got
hit with the taser gun, but have like the leads
that got embedded into and then he crapped himself.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
But nothing can top that.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
And then you had to go right home and change
his pants. I didn't have to. You guys made me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Oh well, okay, chilling.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, it was just a smell, that's all go man, exactly,
Thank god, Thank god I was on the road that day.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I wasn't in the studio for that one, but it
sounded funny.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
All right.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
So what was something that you wanted as a kid,
but you couldn't have eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
is the phone number. You can send us a text
over to two two nine eighty seven. Let's say hi
to Kylie. Hey, good morning, Kylie, Kylie.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Here she is he? All right? Hey? So Kylie? What
was it for you?
Speaker 11 (17:10):
So this is why I was in middle school. I
really wanted a Nintendo three DS, but my parents are like, no,
you need to focus on school. So I borrowed a
DS from a friend and I got in trouble for that,
and it took me another two years to scrounge up
enough to save for.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
My own Oh yeah, yeah, Well that's that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's one of the things when your parents won't get
you something and down the road they go, well, I'll
tell you what. When you have your own house someday
and you're a grown up, you can x y Z,
you can stay up to whenever you want. You can
eat whatever you can get sugar cereal, which Greg and
I we were never allowed to have any kind of
cool cereals.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Cheerios was the most exciting thing that we had in
the house.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Special life.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
I have adult money, so I can't do adult stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Did you say the three D version?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Yeah, yeah. I used to have the original, Yeah, but
it died because you know, that one wasn't made for quality.
But I still have.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Has one that's rare because that, like that version of
the three DS was kind of a dud.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Not a lot of people want to have a little
purple one.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, wanted it.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Found one at a refurbished one for Christmas and gave
it to the kid this year.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah. See that.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
When it came to the video game stuff, we weren't
allowed to play. We had like some old dumpy TV
that we had to hook those up to because my
stepfather was convinced that it was ruining the television. He
didn't understand about well, yeah, hooking up a video game
system and hooking up a VCR just setting a video
signal to the TV. Oh duck Hunt yet where you
(18:55):
had to point the gun at the now sea bass.
Now that I'm thinking about it, how how did that work?
Like kind of duckhouse? How does duck Hunt work? Yeah,
because there weren't any kind of receptors in the screen
of the television.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It was an old ass, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
One of the probably one of the first color televisions,
based on the one that we had.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It was like a miracle. There's a camera in the gun.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
It was it was.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Like it was a laser system that it picked up
on the images on the screen. It would bounce off
the screen and pick up that. I could be completely wrong,
but this is from my understanding.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It that makes sense for what boards saying too.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
It was light and it bounced.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Off sort of right, but not not right at all.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
In fact, you remember your playing Duck Hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I didn't do the research. I'm just reading you what
the people who break against.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Okay, so you remember I kind of recall this too.
When you played Duck Hunt, the screen would kind of
like almost flicker. But well, that's how they found out.
The TV screen goes entirely blank. It's not a camera,
it's just a light sensor. And so it to text
certain that like with the duck, that that coloration of
the duck, Okay, and so it goes black and that's
the reference point. Oh that's black when it popped back on.
(20:08):
Oh is that where that thing that I want to.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Hit saying just explained, Yeah, yeah, dumb ass you it's the.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Thing you said, did you say that screen goes black?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
What you said?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Well, hey, Kyle, all right, Kytie, thank you for the
appreciate listening the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh it's so nice.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
All right, thank you, Kyle. Let's go to cat Hey.
Good morning, cat Hey. All right, So what is something
you wanted as a kid but you couldn't have?
Speaker 9 (20:41):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Well, I was in junior high. That's when the bag
came out with the sandals with leather strapped and the buckles,
and you wore them with duck Arkansas.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah. Yeah, everybody, we call them issues yea.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
And they were expensive. And then and then also the
Debot jeans with the little strap over the zipper.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Oh, I got to look those up. Okay, hold on,
we're looking at up Debot jean.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, this is this is chick stuff. I remember the Birkenstocks.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Number yeah, because that was that was Those were the
hacky sack kids.
Speaker 13 (21:21):
Yeah. My friend was so mad that his mom bottom
one a pair at Trayer's Village, the outdoor flea market
and Grandburry and it didn't have the strap of a zipper.
So they maybe all fun of them because it was
fake Debo jeans.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Thick strap. Yeah, now it looks.
Speaker 13 (21:40):
Yeah, and then they had all the yep, they had
the stripes going dance out with stripes.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
And makes your butler curry.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Yeah that was.
Speaker 13 (21:49):
That was when you know, miss was wearing it in
living color and everybody was wearing.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Strip yeah, living.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Thank you appreciate this show.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I think, oh damn, I thought, like the fly Girls
and stuff and living color, like maybe they were wearing Yeah. Yeah,
all right, Kat, thank you for the call. I appreciate
you listening to the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah. Yeah, there was a lot.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I wasn't allowed to have the Bart Simpson T shirts.
Why because there was when when the Simpsons came out
and you'll remember this, Gina, I know, like everybody had
Simpson's T shirts everything. Yeah, like so it was a
Bart Simpson white T shirt with just the Bart Simpson
(22:37):
cartoon on and just to him like a little dialogue,
bubble eat my shorts, Eat my shorts. Yeah, don't have
a My mom would never allow that because he that's
a that's that's a bad attitude.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Schools didn't allow Bart Simpson because again, it was bad
that first year he was. It was like it was
a big controversy.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I got in trouble for wearing an underachiever and proud
of it.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Dude, Bart Simpsons teaser.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I didn't even know what it meant.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah exactly, but I want I want of those so bad.
Were you not allowed to get the rap albums that
he had? Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Do the Bartman?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, do the Bart Man something something from side to
side to the apartment. Right, yeah, let's see seven two
four on the same age as you. Woody born in
seventy six. I never had the rebox pumps. Oh man,
you missed out. Those are great. I never got a
dirt bike, man me. Neither go KRT go carts.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
See that's the top of my list, Richie go kart
of any kind. Like nowadays you see kids that have
the fake cars that they sing and they actually anything
that could be motorized what I wanted. Well, we did
mention that, like the power wheels.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I always thought power wheels were cool, like the the
the big Foot power with somebody said that one too,
where's that one?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
And go? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Four to one, always one of the bigfoot power wheels.
Never got one, sadly, and now we're too big for him.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We have to drive real cars.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
It's six', five oh says as a big fan Of
ghostbusters as a, kid the movie and the. CARTOON i
always wanted The Kenner Proton. Pack oh that's. Right it
was probably like eighty.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Dollars, YEAH i.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Got the Ghost, popper but The Proton pack was the
white whale for. Me uh seven to. ZERO i just
wanted some kind of gaming system and never got one
UNTIL i was twenty.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Three oh, jee, okay you achieved.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It uh three one.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
SEVEN i wanted Some, nikes but my mother got me
some buddies From Dollar.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
General, no, no.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
They still choose A Dollar. General, yeah and then our
car caught fire and they burned up completely. Flastic oh.
No and then there's this. One this is from the
two sixty. Nine what's something you wanted as a kid
but you couldn't? Have they just rode over a.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Dad my favorite radio, show The Woodsy. Shot you guys are,
amazing Especially.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Woodsy, yeah we're talking about things that you wanted as
a kid but you weren't allowed to, have and that
could have been even more basic stuff like until just
like the no sugar. Cereals, yeah that's kind of where
a lot of mind come.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
In it's kind of, shameful but, yeah going overboard the
minute you move out of the house having to get
pints and pines and pints of ice.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Cream oh, here check it. Out this is WHAT i,
uh check out WHAT i found for. You, Everybody simpson's
The Bart, man yet the terrorize it's not intention just
keeping the flood intestes to get the best. Scores drop
the banana peels all over the, floor last names in
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your first Name.
Speaker 13 (25:43):
Bart the next day the next steps to do.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
So can you you got the notion from the back
and then to do that's The bart, man.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
EM i Mean bart had.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Bars here's the thing like keeps saying to me as
if that's like some kind of, insult and it's it's
not an insult at. All AND i was, LIKE i
was a kid when that came. Out what was the
other one menace you were talking? About Like Bart simpson
had another.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like Deep deep, Trouble Deep deep. Trouble, yeah that was a.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Banger let's see things that you wanted as a, kid
but you weren't allowed to have somebody on the text
saying they wanted one of those Red yankee hats so
it could be Like Fred. Durst but my dad always
said no because it was gang.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Colors, yeah anything that was like blue or red was
like a big deal that you you couldn't have. IT
i remember like a lot of my friends growing, up
they would wear the Brand Ben davis and my and
my mom's, like oh, cool like work type. Clothes so
we went to go to the store the grat to
get some and we picked him out and we're about
to go to the register and this old lady goes
(27:02):
to my. Mom she, goes gang members wear those, clothes
and so.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
She didn't buy them for. Me, WELL i mean that's
the story number. Time even like my mom was so
crazy about. That with with denim, jackets jean, jackets now
that's just. Weird and that a regular like grease game.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
A musical fifties. Games it was, yeah it was like
did you have actable cone you're a?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Greaser, yeah but, no it was just the regular blue
denim jean.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Jacket, nothing you, know the jeans was allowed to have.
It remember the jean jackets with a fake fur. Inside oh.
Sure at my school that was the stoner. Jacket the
stoners had the one the fur inside of.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
It five oh four SAYING i wanted a starter jacket
that was. Huge, yeah and a big FOURTEEN k name
chain THAT i never got. One BUT i did get
a one of those big box thirteen inch color TVs For. Christmas, yeah,
YEAH i always SEE i always wanted A tv in my.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
ROOM i was never allowed to have A tv in my.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Room.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Never it's good it would have been read less.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
BOOKS i feel LIKE i was the only you guys
have A tv in your?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Room yeah well really they still. Don't like probably by
like seventh, GRADE i got.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
One, REALLY i felt like at least it felt like
again all my friends had, that and you, know my mom's, like,
nope can't do. It i'm, like, WELL i can't play video.
Games you can play video games on the OLD tv
and the you, know like, okay and then uh now my,
kids like my son's got a monitor that he uses
for like gaming. Stuff but like a lot of kids
(28:46):
don't care about having a. Television what they watch it
on their tablets and their. Phone i'm finding that with
my own, kids they don't. Care they're watching most of
the stuff on. Tablets, oh speaking of, TABLETS i was
talking working with our old Friend, julianne and she's telling
me that her fourth grader has a tablet and they
have like a group chat and they all like talk
(29:09):
to each, other like the, kids did your kids do?
That so they have a group? Chat, yeah tablets yep
in that. Grade, No and it starts trouble at school
because there will be obviously conversations happening in. There why
that's why it's not brought. Up and then it gets
leaked at school and then the school gets involved and
they start pulling parents in about what your kids said
(29:30):
in the group.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
CHAT i thought it was.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Oh, Yeah i've heard about this. Too BUT i think
for most kids, now if you think about, it they
don't really have. Phones they have their, tablet but there's
no landline to call your friend when you're at home
and really have any communication or interaction with them or
the three way calling that we used to. Do now
it's group chats because there's not even a home phone
for them to be.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
On, well there's group, chats but then they're also Using,
instagram the chat they're using over the, PlayStation like what the, yeah,
yeah that's a good.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
One they're.
Speaker 9 (29:59):
TALKING i never called my friends to. TALK i don't,
know because a girl all the. Time of, course you don't.
Chat you have to say, hey you want to meet,
it say, yeah you, home and then you go see
them and then you go nine to five to.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
One growing up by all one IS i always wanted
to call a duty games in The Grand Theft auto.
Games my mom was very strict AND i was not
to have those rated for chore games because she thought
IF i had war games THAT i would enlist right,
away or IF i had the g T a games
that would go rob a bank starts stealing.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Cars that the argument for video games make. Kids, finally
IF i had a, KID i wouldn't let them PLAY
g T. A i would play three would three two.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
THREE i remember this thing, too The Fisher price three
and one tournament. Table that's the thing it. Had it
would be a pool, table a ping pong, table and
an air hockey. Table rule and, no really, good it doesn't.
Matter as a, kid it was like an AWESOME i
remember we had this little mini pool. Table it would
like you could literally just pick it up and put
it on the table and have.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Little tiny pool.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Cues, yeah it's.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Suck you couldn't even really do anything with them at.
Home it was fun locking that's.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Cool At Football machine three one, SEVEN i really wanted
The Castle Gray. Skull, oh BUT i was a, girl
so my parents got me The Shira palace Of power.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Instead pace back to this fourth grader in a chat. Room,
ye do kids just nowadays innately know how to? TYPE
i was in high school WHEN i learned how to.
Type how hail are these?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Kids they all? GREW i, mean go to a. Restaurant
you'll see a bunch of kids on, tablet.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
But they're not typing.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Correctly let me ask you a, question For, greg do
you think they're on a keyboard typing because THEY'RE i
know they're just using their, phone but even even with
the thumb, stuff it would be hunt and peck for
an hour just to make one.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Word, no they're they're mega, fast but they don't.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Know how to do a.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Keyboard but you here's a. Question since they know how
to do all that, stuff do you think they're better
spellers these?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
Days?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
No, no because they have autocorrect.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Being corrected for.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Them.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah until we moved our kids to a different, school
like the last school, there they weren't even doing spelling.
Tests in, fact, yeah because we would they would get
assignments and the young in the in the earlier grades
and we'd be looking over their homeworking on, well this is,
misspelled and we were told.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
To stop correcting.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Them why on? Misspellings because you just want them to
get the thought and the idea out and then that
would come later at POINT i don't, know, dude don't ask,
me that's. Why and THEN i. COULDN'T i couldn't help with.
THAT i couldn't help with the math because it was
the common core. Stuff and like the WAY i, learned
the way we learned how to do it was all
(32:38):
it was just all. Different we had vocabulary, words we
had spelling, words and until.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
We moved the kids to this new, school they didn't
have any of that. Stuff this Is it reminds me
of my friend who has two, daughters and they raised
their daughters without using the. Word, no we don't say the.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Word And shakespeare never had to spell things. Correctly, wait,
yeah eight, seven seven forty, Four woodie text us over
to two to nine eighty.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Seven we'll be right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Back Lois. Show this is The Woody.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
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(34:00):
new calls eight seven seven Four. Woodie you can send
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some of the training news headlines coming up for you this.
Morning medic AND i are In dallas this. Morning hold
it down at ninety seven to. One The eagle here In.
Dallas we're going to be On saturday and The Saint
Patrick's Day. Parade, Lucky, yeah love and that part as well.
(34:24):
Well i've never been a part of a parade.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Before, no most, people.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Do you know what to?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Do?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Really don't know what to.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
DO i think we're going to be throwing out beads
and prizes and.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Stuff like that we have A t shirt.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Cannon oh, dude if there's A t shirt, cannon that's
WHAT i want to, do all, right that'ld be your. Job,
well the coolest THING i ever got to do was
we had one of THOSE t shirt. Slingshots have you seen?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Those?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Oh, yes where there's a person on either side holding
either end and. Middle, yeah you, Like SO i would
take THE t shirt it was all tied, up AND
i would put in the middle and then just keep walking,
back walking, back walking, back and then let this thing
go and it would shoot THIS t shirt like way
back on you, know like an. Amphitheater there's the seats up,
front and then there's the lawn back in the, back
(35:14):
like one of those shed. Venues oh, dude we hit the.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Lawn it was.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Great you'd be afraid of hitting me in the face.
Though that kind of, Stuff, well you could if you
were being, unscrupulous you could look to smoke some people
in the side of their.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Head, yeah like the spirit girls or. Whatever at certain sporting,
events they're running around with the whistles in between innings or,
whatever and, yeah they'll have like a couple of those,
things like those BIG t shirts sling shots or. WHATEVER
i want the one that shoots hot. Dogs oh, yeah
it'd be.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Cool you can fly.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
It don't be, jealous everybody But medicin AND i are
going to hit up A BUCkies. TODAY i love it
and shout out To morgan's. Mom she got me A
BUCkies gift. Card that.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
All.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Right, so, yeah we got a lot to get to this,
hour but we got a brand new redneck news that
we're gonna start here. With so what do you show
if you own lord camouflage?
Speaker 10 (36:06):
Shirts then collared, words we.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Don't hear about your asshole radneck news for, Sure and
today's redneck.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
News this is From, Tampa, florida where the police they
responded to a call at a vacant strip, club The
Old Pink Pony.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Club what it was early in the morning when.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
This dude got, inside fired some gunshots and then set
the place on.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Fire oh. No when the officers.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Arrived on the, scene they saw the guy he was
dragging some brush into the burning, building you, know like.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Adding some kindling or something or why.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Not, yeah, anyway they got him under arrest and while
he was in, custody he complained that he was.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Thirsty so the.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Cops they gave him a bottle of, water which he
drank and then returned the favor by peeing in the
bottle and throwing.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
It back at the. Police oh.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Nice now they're still not sure why he did, it
but he's been ards with, arson shooting within the, building gun,
possession battery on a police, officer and felony criminal.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Mischief and so there you.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Have that is From, Tampa, florida where a guy broke
into a vacant strip, club shot it, up set it on,
fire and threw a bottle of his own pea at the.
Cops he was unattended long enough to pee into a.
BOTTLE i, KNOW i, mean you're just sitting in, THERE
i guess. Right, yes have you been to The atlanta?
LOCATION i have.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
LIVED i have lived at The atlanta. Location oh that's the.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
One that's the one you lived.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
At, yeah for the kids out, there The Pig pony
is an actual chain of strip. CLUBS i don't know
If Chapel roon knew that when she was writing her,
song but it's they've Been they've been around for quite
some time.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
There, YEAH i forgot that you lived in the parking
lot of his strip. Club one of the many random places.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
LIVED i didn't know the name of. It, yeah, no
it's Uh In, CHAPEL i.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
DON'T i don't think she.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Did she sings about The Pink Poney Script club IN
la which doesn't. Exist but, YEAH i lived in the parking.
Lot they, said they built me a, deck a. Porch
WHAT i ran electricity? Off The Pink Pony CLUB.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
I always, Forgot like why they let you live?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
There were you like a.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Bouncer they were a partner of our radio station at the,
time AND i had AN rv and THE rv was
parked kind. Of there was a there was an empty
lot next to the radio station that the local cops
didn't like so, much so they, said, hey come on
down to The Pink Pony Strip.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Club in our parking.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Lot and, yeah there were gunshots in that parking lot,
Too not from The Pink Pony Strip, club but from
a nearby nightclub that for some reason was like only
open On sunday And monday. Nights, yeah well it. Was
it was a different sort of. Club that's the Thing
i'm not clear. About Was so is it pink this
one In? Tampa is it still The Pink Pony?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Club or was.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
It, yeah they said vacant that we just. CLOSED i think,
yeah probably.
Speaker 9 (38:42):
Just a close located you know. Closed it was like
sometimes McDonald's closed. Too, yeah, Yeah i'm saying but like you,
know it's just wasn't open at the. Time, No, no
that's what they're. Saying vacant, close vacant closed.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Down, yeah that's what they're. Saying that'd be KIND i, Mean,
GREG i mean we talked about that before it was. It,
yeah there was a there was a guy and it
worked at the station that you were working at this
BEFORE i worked with you at that, station but they
used to be at a different, location and then they
were moving over to a different. Studio and before they,
(39:15):
left like the, studios like the windows between the two
STUDIOS i. Recall, yeah so like this this friend of
ours was taking chairs and throwing it through the studio,
glass like just trashing the. Place that would be so
much fun if you were like allowed to do.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
That, OH i would pay to do. That you've done,
It Gregg. Room, yeah it's. AWESOME I mean my fantasy
has always been to go to a department store with
a baseball, bat, right just destroy the. Place that would
be so much.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Fun well here here at the radio station where we work.
Now they did a renovation a number of years ago,
now but remember they they let us hit the wall
a few times with the.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Sledgehammer we begged to have. Help they were reluctant to.
Help we, did but we talked him into. It, YEAH
i mean the two swings.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Each, yeah that was cool, though make them good so
cool break. THINGS i still like to throw the things
off the. Balcony it's been way too. Long Ours A
gena calls it the Crying. PADDY i love the crying.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
PATIO i didn't know you could do other things boards
off of.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
That i'd like to be a part of, that because
there's a street down. Below but, no the time that
we're doing is before the show even. Starts nobody and
you can see you could see in the distance like
if somebody was, coming like this is like squirreling deer and.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Stuff, yeah that's, it no big. Deal, yeah speaking of
businesses closing, down have you guys ever noticed when gas
stations shut, down they put a chain link fence around,
it and within one week it's like four foot tall.
Weeds PHYSIC.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
I don't, say maybe for that one spot in your
yard that you can't get to grow. Anything they maybe
just bury an Old uh it's like an old like.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Gas tank under. There all of a, sudden these weeds
are and through just because they put a fence around.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
It guts to hear a cool. Story, yeah, okay so
we have the news coming. Up this is not one
of the bigger stories sweeping the, nation BUT i thought
it was an interesting. Story this is about this embalmer
at a funeral home In houston who got in. Trouble
she cut off a dead man's penis and stuffed it
in his.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Mouth why he was a registered sex.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Offender, ah and so she took the SCALPEL i guess
stabbed him twice and then cut his hog off and
then shoved it down his. Throat people talk about doing
that to sex offenders all the. Time and he's, dead
so it's not like he felt. It But i'm, sure
like you, know maybe she was a prior, victim not of,
him but just in, general and that this is part of.
Her you might be, wondering how do you end up
(41:46):
getting caught for? That, well she did all this in
front of an embalming. Student oh it. Was and then
he knocked her. Out so, yeah so she was charged
with abuse of a, corpse which of course that's the,
law and of course.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Is gonna that's gonna.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Happen but satisfying. Though we have the idea of it's pretty, great, like,
oh here's some sex. Offender but the reality they all
talk about you have your nuts cut? Off then how
did you really? Hurt like you?
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Said?
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Nobody, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Nobody oh that's so creepy. Though it's kind of what.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
They do with the, turkeys, RIGHT i mean they take
the neck and the stuff and they gives and they.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Put it on that in the back and they put
it back in the cavity back.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Up, yeah the same, thing except this pervy bastard just
cut his hog off and stuffed in his.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Mouth mouth and then probably the mouth.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Shut, yeah his family had no idea that he had
his own penis in his. Mouth for the for the open.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Are pumping?
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Out is that your final? Request? Anyway we got some
trending news headlines that's coming up next year on The Woody.
Show phones open eight seven seven forty. Four Wood you
can send us your text check it.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
With us this.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Morning, yeah medicine iron In dallas this morning and we're
always traveling, around uh to the different, cities different stations
for different. Things LIKE i, said we're just in the
part of The Saint Patrick's day pray uh this, weekend.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Just on a.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Float yeah, yeah but, yeah somebody texted over, man it's, like, hey,
man that place like they're mad that we're In dallas
because they're they're In austin.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
And we should be In. Austin and by the, way
that's that's.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Uh we we would love to we we'd love to
have an event popping in off. Please.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah austin right now is just events South By.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Southwest that's the go To austin South by south, Right but,
yeah just to. GO i, mean we we got a
lot of great listeners In austin one on ONE, x
the great station that that we're on. There, yeah let's,
go let's do a let's do an event, there all.
Right we got a lot that we can do while
we're In austin. Too we can stop By Tom segura's young.
Place he's got a really cool set up.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
There They.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Yeah, also, uh we're getting requests For New. Orleans that's another.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
One.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Man we we've been there a couple of times And,
yeah it's always. Fun that's another place to go we.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
HAVE i, MEAN i was just there during The Super,
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Up so, Yeah i'm, saying like a place where we
can just go and you, know have drinks and hang
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Listening but wherever you're listening to The Woodie show this,
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Speaker 5 (44:34):
Yeah SO SpaceX had to delay their flight to The
International Space station yesterday to swap out NASA's two stuck
astronauts because new crew is coming in and they want
to Bring Butch wilmer And Sunny williams. Home but there
was a launch pad. Problem they started having concerns about
four hours before The falcon rocket was supposed to take.
Off the four astronauts were already strapped in their little,
(44:56):
capsule less than an hour to go and to, liftoff
and it got. Canceled, yeah that uh ball.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Postponed that. Happens that happens a.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
LOT i, remember like when The shuttle was launching and
you'd you'd watch these things about these, missions and they
would talk about the astronaut, training and you go through
all this training for this, event right for you, know
this this, mission and, man it's such a tease because
you're strapped, in you're ready to, go you're waiting from
the light. Up and then also, like oh, guys it's
not happening. Today, yeah and then he got a wait
(45:25):
for a window because they have like different windows where
they can actually it's whether it's where you, know like
the different rotation where wherever you're going to the space garbage.
Space yeah, Yeah and so it's, like, ah, man we
talk about a. Tease, yeah you're. Ready well it could
be as soon as.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Tonight BUT i think we've we all learned as children
Watching The challenger that you just you went in. Doubt oh,
yeah postpone of. Course, well there's a new person of
interest in the disappearance Of university Of pittsburgh students Sue Diksha.
Konanki his name Is Joshua, reebe and the cops have
a lot of. Concerns he's technically not a, suspect a
(46:03):
full on. Suspect, Apparently rebe is A us citizen who
was on vacation In Punta, kana but not With konanki's.
Group they also say he may have been the last
person to see her before she. Disappeared, so as we
told you, Before conanki's clothes were found on the, beach
on a beach bed close to. Her cops think she.
Vanished they say that so far there's no evidence of.
Violence and a different dude went swimming with, her but
(46:25):
when he got back to the, Shore kononki was nowhere
to be. Found and he was the dude that kind
of like dragged himself up and passing. Out, yeah, exactly
he got out of.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
The, water he barfed and passed, out and then when
he woke, up she was. Gone yeah she's. Gone and
like you, said, YEAH.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
I found out the name of that drink that that's
local to there that people. Have it's Called Mama. Wana
except their version of like the audio smother f it
gets you messed. Up so it's rum and red, wine
which has like different type of spices and tree bark in.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
It it's nothing like an audio, said, well, no it
messes you, up Because i've had it a couple of
times WHILE i was, there And i'm.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Just talking about like just how like how boozy it. Is,
yeah it is is.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Bad is it like a long island where you don't
really realize how much booze you're actually drinking because of
all the, Others.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah because of the of.
Speaker 10 (47:17):
It.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yeah i've heard a lot of smack talk ABOUT Ua
Dominican republic in this, room just over the LAST i
don't know a couple of, MONTHS i, feel BUT i
know so many people that love going.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
There, yeah just because they've never been To. MEXICO i
mean because, honestly like is that the HONESTLY I i've
gone To Dominican, REPUBLIC i probably wouldn't go. BACK I
i BECAUSE i Enjoyed. Mexico are the. Beaches the beaches
are a little, rocky but then you'll find, Places you'll
find areas are really really. Nice.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, YEAH i JUST i don't, know, buddy he loves
it the way THAT i love that spot In. Mexico
ago like he loves this place that he goes in
in Uh In.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Dominican, YEAH i just like going To mexico a lot.
MORE i thought your exact words, were it's trash.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
There, oh it is the floating island of.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
GARBAGE i think you said, that like THE gop.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Event, yeah dr.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
NOTHING i guess the people the d are just you,
KNOW i just want to go back because at menace.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Right that we should move. On it's saying how they
say there's no evidence of violence against this missing, student
would how would they know if there was unless there.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Was blood or hair.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Stranglation but if they found like some blood on the
sand or who.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Knows.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Well the woman who Accused JAY z of raping her
when she was thirteen was caught on an audio recording
admitting that it never.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Happened, YEAH i heard the.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Tape.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah oh, well apparently her lawyer pushed her to go
through with the, suit and the suit was quietly withdrawn
by her attorney last month after he follow the voluntary
notice of. Dismissal.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah so they're doing this interview with her and the
guys Us a de Mand a woman they're interviewing her
and getting her her her. Statement so JAY z was, there,
yes but was he involved in any of the things
that you're talking, about like the other stuff that she
had already DoD she'd, Know, Okay so that was, IT i,
mean and that's why the lawyer was out there going, like,
(49:15):
hey listen to this. Tape she's telling you like he
didn't do. Anything he might have, been he might have
been at the same, place but he didn't do anything to,
Her like he didn't sexually assault her or.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Anything he doesn't exactly get you. Know, yeah it's it's not,
great but it's not it's he's he's.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Absolved. Yeah and then she, claimed she claimed that the
lawyer is the one who pushed her to go after
JAY z and she goes but when, that, Well whitey
think that is she, GOES i don't, Know well maybe
because he's got a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
And that's all the lawyers.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Saw doesn't care that you're, gonna you, know drag him
into something like. This this is the scary part that
people will just make completely fabricate.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
And make something. Up the latest one with Like Drew
ski and who else Is, oh That's shrewsky and the football. Player,
YEAH i know what you're talking.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
About, yah we just talked about, it damn it using
her body as a.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Quote oh, Yeah odell and then somebody else and the
like in a weird part of The San Francisco bay
area that oddly all these famous people would be. At.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
YEAH i just, uh you, know it just it's it's
scary because it's so. Easy it seems like it's it
seems like just based on what you, hear it seems
like it's so easy to. Do, well we have to
do is just file something and then everybody's just supposed
to sit here and blindly believe you.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
EXADLY i don't know why they haven't changed the laws
because in certain, countries like if you falsely accuse, people
you can go back after.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Them JAY z is filing a defamation lawsuit against her
and her. Attorney but what's the public going to? Remember
you know that the big headline that he was accused
of doing.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
This Or oh that's why that's why this audio was
so great to, have because The lord's, like.
Speaker 9 (50:58):
Hey listen to, that and you'd tell me right exactly
and it's super cleared Nowt, well a forty.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
One year old woman In indiana was found alive after
being trapped in her car for six. Days apparently she'd
fallen asleep behind the wheel and veered off the road
into a really deep.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Ditch bye. Bye her car had crashed.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Off the road out of you from passing, traffic so
no one could hear her calls for. Help her legs
were injured in the crash and she couldn't move, them
and her phone lost, Power so this is. Fascinating to,
survive she used her sweater to soak up water from
a nearby creek and then would like ring it out
and drink. It then On, tuesday a passer by operating
a drainage equipment thing in the area noticed her called the.
(51:40):
Cops she was flown to a hospital placed in THE
icu and had a lot of injuries to her legs
and her ribs and her. Wrist but she is expected
to be. Okay AND i would imagine like a hair
of you, know diarrhea or something from drinking sweater or.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Fakewater you're, Right, god if only she had a self driving, Car,
hi MENIS i?
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Know WELL i just saw footage of a cyber truck
in a body of.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Water well that was the guy purposely drove.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Again they were doing a cool. Stunt that's, Why oh,
okay cool with.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
The cool stunt to ruin your.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Car sometimes things, happen.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Man IT'S i had anober driver who was going off
about cyber trucks the other, day, saying, well he's he's
a big truck, guy and he, goes, man he, goes,
uh do you ever see anybody try to toe something
with one of these cyber? Trucks he, goes the bumper
comes right.
Speaker 9 (52:24):
Off now there's one viral video or some guy's stress.
Test it did some ridiculous. Thing they've done multiple videos
showing cyber trucks towing things like towing AN f one
fifty and vice versa up up pills and stuff like,
that and it performs.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Quite can we have your car Tow greg's?
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Truck we could do we could do a. TRACTOR i
would love.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
That let's do, like, yeah let's do like an obstacle
course in the garage that loves you so.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Much i'm they that they support. That we tried to
do a video in the gym at the radio. Station,
yeah they shut that. Down imagine we're trying to like
drag another car through the.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Garage here's the. Secret guys do it on the. Weekend
no one's, here and they're.
Speaker 5 (53:03):
STUPID i THINK i think we're onto. Something well that's
what's going on with.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
You welcome, back AND i look cute and.
Speaker 4 (53:08):
Gutty they are very mean, spirited way back. Anybody, hey
we're talking about in the, news she had that story
about the woman who was trapped in her.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Car oh, yeah how many?
Speaker 4 (53:21):
Games was a?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Six?
Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yeah well how about somebody who was in their car
for the last three? Years what this is a big.
STORY i keep seeing this popping up everywhere. Today you
guys remember the group End, vogue right of, course like
man En vogue had so many songs in the. Nineties,
yeah never, GONE i get, it, Rules, YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Wasn't yeah for your? Mind oh, yeah.
Speaker 15 (53:54):
And you're follow love it be colored, blind don't be so? Shallow,
yeah yeah was The yeah maybe maybe had a lot of.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Songs how about the time you remember this song hold?
On oh, yeah, yeah hold on to your? Love, yeah oh, baby.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
And don't forget giving him something he can.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
FEEL i was gonna, say if you really want to get, Sexy,
greg YOU i do a love this.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Song, hey maybe they're bringing that.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Baseline oh, YEAH i love you all not long or fifteen, minutes,
right you know.
Speaker 5 (54:43):
That's set the, timer huge, Gem.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
I'm sa, anyway what we're talking about?
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Now, Okay so one of their founding members don Rob
benson is her.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Name she's been living in her car for the last three.
Speaker 12 (55:03):
Years.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
Babe now how she lost all her? MONEY i, mean who,
knows because they were that's a WELL.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I looked it.
Speaker 6 (55:10):
Up she actually left the group in nineteen ninety. Seven
the group started in eighty. Nine we started to take
off a little in the early nineties and THEN i
think it was like on the second album she, left
and they actually re recorded a lot of her early second,
album so she probably only had money on the first.
(55:31):
Album and you know first album, deals you don't really get.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
A lot of.
Speaker 9 (55:34):
Money, okay CONCEPT i knew who was listening to En
vogue in after ninety?
Speaker 4 (55:38):
Seven, WELL i mean it's it's still been on the
all The soccer mom stations And Ultimate rotation, Anyway so
she was living with her mom In. Vegas things went
sideways there and she moved back to La her manager
at the time put her up at a hotel until
she could find a place to, live but then eight
months later she was still. There so she ended up
living in her car and that's where she's been in
(56:00):
for the last three.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Years.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
Done she's living that car life sea, bass WHICH i
know you love when you're, younger when you're your.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Fifties, Right, yeah that's. Bad And i'll say this like she's.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
Not asking for anyone's. Pity she, says, quote it's not
what was. Me i'm learning about WHO i. Am i'm
learning about myself as a. Person and she says it's
been a time of, awakening, healing, forgiving and. Growing that's
a lot of generic nothing that means.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Nothing says that she's discovered a new.
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Community, okay the car.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Community, yeah the car.
Speaker 9 (56:35):
COMMUNITY i didn't, see like what vehicle that she was living. In,
yeah she shot the video with like a black thing around,
her like a drape or.
Speaker 6 (56:42):
Something, yeah BECAUSE i mean she was mentioning like THE
rv life or, like you, know a sprinter van, life
or is she just straight up living in A, YEAH
i don't.
Speaker 4 (56:53):
REMEMBER i don't remember this. Song do you guys remember this?
Song gina don't Let? Go someone's texting him about this.
One if you know this, one you lived in a car,
Menus yes they. DID i remember the song you Do
nothing about A lose, Control don't let go, said just like, yeah.
Speaker 16 (57:14):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
How the.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah and vogus from the same area as, so like
all these songs are a major.
Speaker 4 (57:30):
Rotation why are we talking, everybody we're singing? Here, yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
But, yeah they were like on the radio.
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Constantly.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah still hear them every once in a.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
While but if you know them them in LIKE, tlc
we're kind of right around the. Same get a party.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Started you don't write the songs or have the publishing behind,
them you're not making kind of.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Cash, yeah all, right eight seven seven forty Four. Wooding
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Back he took a dog of, mayonnaise sat down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on.
Speaker 4 (58:03):
It and like wiggled it, around wiggled it.
Speaker 10 (58:05):
Around we'll be right back back to The Woody show
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
World good, morning, everybody thank you for being.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Here we are The Woodie show On. Woody That's Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
Menace good, Morning good, Morning gina Grad, hi we've got sea.
Bats you Got Sammy morgan is taking your calls at
eight seven seven forty.
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Four that's eight seven seven forty Four.
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Woding you can send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven and it's a time for a
round of this week in.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Audio what do you got for a sea?
Speaker 9 (58:45):
Best, Well sammy's prayers have been. Answered we have new
music FROM R. Kelly, NO i Mean.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
I'm making new.
Speaker 9 (58:57):
Music, well that's a good, question because he's in. Mail, correct, Correct, Well,
No apparently he's been making phone calls to a buddy
on the, Outside Rodney, east you know, him and he
chose appropriately enough to do a remix or a COVER i,
guess a reinterpretation of.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
A Chris brown, Song Oh shock called right right.
Speaker 9 (59:17):
Exactly and APPARENTLY R kelly Chose residuals because he is
mad that while in jail he is not making money
from his.
Speaker 2 (59:25):
Music oh, no all, Right so this is the.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
Song this Is residuals, Remix, yes remix from a federal
prison From. Robert this call will be recorded in subject
to monitory at any. Time to accept this, call Pres,
spye you may be again.
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Speaking.
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NOW i got two.
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Minutes let's.
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Go there's the loan of, fame.
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Listing down and reading meaninglegally wait.
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Music this, wait that's that's being sung over a. Phone
so he's sung it over the.
Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
Phone but obviously the mixed Sing men production was done
not in, prison because, yeah you couldn't do the the reverb.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
And, yeah they took just raw audio of him singing
over a. Phone so the man's got. Talent, Folks, jammy
you're ready to be. MAD i kind of like.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
This crank it, up creak it. UP i agree With.
Sammy it's not. BAD i never said wow.
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Talking about.
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To Be sammy's wedding. SONG i want to go that,
far BUT i. DO i do hate.
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
THAT i, like, Yeah i'm not obsessed with it like v,
is but it's. Good like you can agree with.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
This Steve bass so he's he, says since he's been in,
jail he has written over eight albums, right which you
know it's never right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Song what else if he if he's written these, songs
we HAVE Ai now we have his. Voice he could
he can make an. Easily that's what they.
Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
Say and in, fact the guy who posted this this
uh This Rodney east guy says this is NOT ai
at all it's fully him again singing over the prison,
phone because you know you, could you could use THE.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Ai but then again people know and it's you know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
That it IS. Ai but if he has all these
lyrics for eight, albums you could easily put those.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Out AND i really like how they leaned into the
prison thing like this college we got two.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Minutes they're not putting it on my. COMMISSARY i love.
Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
It but do you think anyone is really gonna listen to?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
It?
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Like are you?
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WILL? R?
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KELLY i?
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WOULD i would, Listen you would, everything you would support
him and know that money is going to him and
everything is not going down, though.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Right why did You sammy Say, Chris i'm SORRY R
kelly Good? Man good? Music i'm not sure.
Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
MUSIC i don't know what his if he has settlements
with his alleged victims or confirmed, victims SO i don't
know if His rael royalties go to them for however.
Long but apparently that's the whole por premise of this,
song as he's, Saying i'm not getting the money that's
owed to, me so he's not getting it. Regardless yeahsal.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Who's getting all my?
Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
Residuals This week In audio now here's the song THAT
i couldn't wait for it to come. Out this is
new music From Jessica. Simpson now she has done the
thing that everyone does if you're not a young hot,
person you sing country music because they don't care how
old and fat and gross you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Are, ye but.
Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
She's hot. Again but she's.
Speaker 9 (01:02:36):
Old but she is old and she's not that hot
because in this new music video for her new, song
which is Called, leave she has overdone the lip, fillers
like so many women have these lip fillers. Today we'll
look back on this in you, know, years and it'll
be like the feathered hair of the, seventies, like, oh
that must have been the twenty.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Twenties she's.
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Gross people go filler blind and they don't realize how
much they're putting in.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
All, yeah exactly that surprise look like. That now this is.
Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Correct her body is back to. Banging but her song
apparently is about how her ex husband she did on. Her,
again this Is Jessica simpson going a slightly country With.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Leave what we have?
Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Margin now you made a targic given how what she
gave to. Me now the world that you drink rooms,
empty we must make lonely holy, loney did you do
the what you did to?
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Me was?
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She?
Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
Honey she's, Everything.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Sammie this sounds like somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Else it doesn't sound.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Country, yeah it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Country doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Country it's country pop though it is now there's real
guitar in.
Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
There it has a disco backbeat that doesn't sound like
country dolls it being build as.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Country oh, yeah oh, yeah Really.
Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Johnny cash.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Anymore people don't know nod But sammy knows new.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Country.
Speaker 8 (01:04:05):
Yeah that still doesn't sound like new.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Country it doesn't sound like dash at.
Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
All and by the, Way Jessica simpson going, country that's
not New she opened For Rascal flat.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
In two thousand and.
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Nine thank. YOU i was at that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Concert, ah so that's her.
Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Name you want to check it out in About Jessica,
simpson the one back in THE mtv.
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Days, yeah about the The, Tuna, yeah oh.
Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Yeah that was her reality show With. Nikolas.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah so she thought there were chickens chicken and.
Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Every time she would every time she would, fart she'd,
go you love mustinky as?
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Okay oh. Yeah she was With Tony, romo, right, yep,
yes for a long. Time, yeah, yep doesn't she? Good
she Was Daisy.
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Duke yep in The Johnny.
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Knoxville, Yeah sill still, hit oh for, Sure But i'm
sure she would, too for. Sure i'm just saying the.
Lips gotta do. Girl All, Right we're.
Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Gonna continue with the weekend audio that's coming up next
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Show, well, uh, earthquakes, tornadoes those are fun things to
experience in, person you. Know oh, yeah, yeah that's Finest
i've experienced both in my. Life, well this news station
In orlando was doing a report about a tornado when
it went right by THE tv. Station so this is
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this is the weather. Guy his name Is Brooks. Garner
he's From fox thirty five In. Orlando he's doing his
report while there's THIS ef two tornado passing by the.
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Building as he's doing the.
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Report, here this is a look at the live camera
of a tornado which could be passing by our station right.
Now takes. Shelter everybody in The fox frow five. Building
gets your safe. Space we're catching de bring it right
now on the.
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Roof we're. Hearing you can see the debris flying there
on the. Camera this is a.
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Tornado seek.
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Shelter, immediately get under your, desks, guys, anchors under the. Desks,
okay we got power flickering. Out this is a confirmed. Tornado,
Okay i've been doing this for a very long. Time
that's the first time with. Tornado he's hit While i'm
doing the.
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Weather, yeah, DUDE i mean one of the desk is fly.
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On.
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Yeah did he get a desk to get under?
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Her what was he?
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Doing BUT i understand something could fall on, you, right
he played because their studios is the inner part of the.
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Building he was not having a. Problem and also the
you know these weather, guys they put themselves in the
eye of danger for. Hurricanes they're out on the beach and, yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
You see them this week in.
Speaker 9 (01:06:47):
Audio all, right, guys time for the sea best original
copyrighted Trademark. Gaine how'd they? Out, well he got two different. Clips,
okay how is this person getting?
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Hurt, OKAY i have an. IDEA i got.
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
You, guys get some.
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Help it's the same way that this second person is
getting hurt. Here, okay.
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Oh, OH i THINK i got.
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It wait what was?
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What?
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GUYS i was just gonna, say, like Because greg AND
i talk about how each one of us at different
points in our life had to get one of those
ST d. Tests they put THE q tip down your. Peek,
yeah and, man that hurts like a.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Stub, toe, right but videoing, That, hey, guys check it.
Out i'm getting My.
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
My first thought for the first video was that something
had like clamped down on somebody's, finger like a like
a snake or. Something in the second, ONE i heard
like some like vibrating, sounds AND i bet it's one
of those like you put the electrodes on the guy
and they feel like childbirth or period. Pains, yeah So
i'm With gina on.
Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
That the first one to me sounded like a clamp
and then the second ONE i thought maybe a. TASER
i heard kind of like a weird shocky thing at the,
beginning and then the vibrating at the.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
End, yeah let's listen one more.
Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Time the good clips for a show promo, here and
then here's the second BECAUSE i heard something either like,
crack like like knuckles cracking Or, okay guysse listen at
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the very beginning of.
Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
That, again you hear like knuckles cracking or. Something you hear.
Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
That, Okay i'm gonna say you guys are super. Close
is it the drop on your foot?
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Challenge? Oh That australian? Thing, yeah, yeah it's very. Close
something is. Cracking that's someone's. Neck that's a. Chiropractor.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Oh so this is a guy who apparently he popped.
Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
Up on my uh not on my, TikTok but on my.
Feed he goes by Doctor. Remix on the TikTok he
has seven point seven million. Followers and what they do
in this move is they put your you're lying back
down on a. Table they clamp some like some holders
onto your. Hips then they wrap a towel under the
underside of your neck and they just yank your head straight.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Back.
Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
Absolutely they call it even titled it A Gentle chiropractic
Sp neck something or.
Speaker 14 (01:09:37):
Other.
Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Yeah, Right, so for those of you who have been
to a, CHIROPRACTOR i, have does, it does it feel
good or does it? Hurt it feels good after it
doesn't AND i never had. Pain it just feels like it's. Surprising,
well because you know when when things crack like something,
yeah or you're getting, massage it feels, good.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Like the after.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
THAT i wouldn't want to go through the adjustment. Part
if it's like super, paid like this guy sounds like
he's in major, PAIN i wouldn't want to go through.
That but, like, oh but you know, what man like, afterwards.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
You're gonna feel. Great i'm assuming these are one of
those guys because you see these videos online all the
time where they come into the office and they're like
hunched over and then they're trying to realign. Them this
guy also loves.
Speaker 9 (01:10:24):
Cupping so, again, Chiropractors i'm calling this right. Now we
ARE i don't, know hopefully it's, soon but people will
learn that chiropractors are complete scam artists and it will
look back on this time.
Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Unfondly BUT i, know what do you mean this? Time this?
Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
Time, well they if you read the Book trick Or,
treatment they, basically through lobbying and other, stuff they've kind
of weaseled their way to number one to call themselves
doctors number two to be get like on insurance and
things like. That now to tell, you to show you
how much this doctor remix is a legit. DUDE i
went back on his YouTube page AND i found out
that he wrote a rap oh Sweet. Cairo here it, is, yes, okay, yeah.
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That'tual for carbro Practor i'm the doctor you will call
when you're, backwards but they get from me like the other.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Because i'll put it in the mine carbo Bratfor.
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Yeah now back to the relief.
Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
MIX i was showing another. Stretch you're gonna need this
for your upper back because your pussure bag from using
your phone all right through the. Weekend arms.
Speaker 13 (01:11:24):
Up i'm.
Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Terrible this is a guy who could possibly break my.
Name he's about twelve years old. TOO i won't get
that moment in time.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Back. Yeah, Thanks, yeah and the people who swear by
the car BUT i guess whatever works for. You people
swear by the, cupping people swear by the cup is
fully in the de. Bottom there is nothing behind. Cupping,
yeah and then looks what it was at, Puncture nothing behind.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
THAT i tried both didn't do. Anything you did the,
acupuncture acupuncture and cupping for back. Pay i'm scared went
away and, thought, no thanks for.
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Nothing my mama was asked about acupuncture AND i felt
Like sea bass just deflating her hopes and dreams of
what it could do for.
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Her.
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NOTHING i think all that stuff's. GARBAGE i.
Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
DON'T i don't think there's anything, REALLY i mean because
the PEOPLE i, mean, NO i just don't.
Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Think but you think that people who go get acupuncture
and feel better, afterwards it's all in their mind Because
i've never done.
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
It, Okay see asked about the foot chart that you
see at the, mall like those hip bone.
Speaker 9 (01:12:30):
It's it's acupuncture related. Pressure maybe it's it's it's absolute.
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Garbage.
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Again the book Is Tricker.
Speaker 9 (01:12:38):
TREATMENT i, know it's like three hundred pages and no
one's going to read, it but it literally breaks, down
goes into the history of all these garbage medical quote
unquote treatments and debunks.
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Nearly all of.
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Them the.
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Reflexology, yes there you.
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Go that's THET ye, connected both.
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Connected?
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Right what's that you gotta get?
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you wreck.
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yeah that's.
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Yourself that is because you got A Ricky ricky, neck right,
yeah Ice cube check. Yourself yeah that's. Correct yeah, yeah uh,
huh you can check.
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Yourself what you wreck.
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Yourself you know what's.
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Showing up a lot in my feet is dogs going
to the chiropractor.
Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Doctor he has.
Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
CATS i. Saw that's too. Risky, YEAH i saw.
Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
This this, guy he was a chiropractor doing a neck
adjustment on a.
Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Draft just that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
One oh that's. Funny, well your dad works with.
Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Horses they don't have the people that come by and
do the chiropractic stuff on, horses not THAT i.
Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Know they just drug him up with. Stuff they do
it with a they do it with a front loader.
Strength Like i've seen. That did you see you see
the guy with the?
Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
DRAFT i have not seen.
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That do you start at the top near the head
or the bottom near.
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The he's like he's like holding its. Head he's up
on this like two story tall thing because you, know
the draft standing up and he's just holding it in
his whole body obviously turns to get the the drafts
head to, move and you hear it and then the
draft is just like leaning into him almost like oh, like.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Uh this weekend.
Speaker 9 (01:14:50):
Audio, guys What's Bonnie blue doing these? Days oh, Boy Bonnie,
blue beause you don't recall she was one of the
two ladies who was trying to get that world like gang.
Train she claims she had over a thousand. Guys british. Lady, well,
yeah this Was this would have been a good week
for us to be on vacation In cancun because she
is posted up at one of the resorts down there.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
And she is working doing it for.
Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
Real she's, well she's not doing like the thousand, persons
but she's doing little mini trials here she. Is she's
she's actually looking for certain type of. Folks here's what she's.
Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
DOING i want a fundy for betty legal, girls Especially
i've just had the eighteenth.
Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Birthday apparently they taste really really. Sweet, yeah so she's
looking for eighteen year old, girls hunt for bally legal,
girls barely legal. Girl, okay she wants to taste them,
well because isn't she pregnant or one of them's?
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Pregnant?
Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
Right oh, no that was his, FOLKS i THINK i
know what you're talking. About, yeah that was that was
that was a fake. News, unfortunately here's some of the.
Plans and how are you, Saying, oh, man that. Sucks
my my daughter just went down to Can coon and
she's missed.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Out, well how DO i get to?
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
It how DO i get to check in on what's
happening down?
Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
There barely legal ones for. Us, okay So i'm going
to live stream.
Speaker 10 (01:16:02):
My experience with some of the spring breakers especially there's barely.
Legal so if you're a parent wondering where you kids
get up through a spring, break don't.
Speaker 15 (01:16:09):
Worry i'm going to live stream it for.
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
You.
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
No, oh do you know what she's probably? Doing have
you heard about? This what he has brought? Up? Bops
you know girls are called bops these WHILE i learned
that through through my. Son yeah these, yeah well, yeah
blown out p.
Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Words there's so so back that chicks a bop back
like a few years, ago like all these influencers would
live in a house and it would be called like
a hype, house, right but now they're doing bop. Houses
so like all these girls that are only fan, models
they'll live in a mansion together and create content and
that's called the and that's what the bop is blown out?
Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Words can we how did this conversation with your son?
Speaker 14 (01:16:51):
Go?
Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Well, because like we were going through his phone after
we had an issue with the phone at one, point
and as we're reading things like, THAT i kept hearing
like the conversations going back and forth been like this
group of boys going, like, oh, well you know she's a,
Bob she's a total. Bob And i'm like, bob AND i,
go what the hess? On and THEN i looked it
up and THEN i h what's your Favorite Bob? House
ONCE i, saw ONCE i saw what it, Meant i'm,
like this is what you guys are talking. ABOUT i,
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said how boppy can girls who are in like ninth
and tenth.
Speaker 9 (01:17:16):
Grade B, WELL i mean it's just you, know, yeah
that's the one where you show that you have his
mother make that, converse have that conversation for.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Him, oh she had a conversation with him about other.
Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Things.
Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Yea ALSO i heard the bob houses they like beef
with each other On whidding this.
Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
Week, well in a fully unrelated segment, here apparently The
Sacramento kings have been listening to you wouldie because they
have one of those little like between period games where
people come out of the court instead of shooting like
a half court. Shot they've got a fake gas pump
and you have to try to pump gas exactly to
get exactly even do that anyway, AGAIN i will spill
(01:17:59):
gas Before i'll let it go. Anywhere so it has
to either be to the whole dollar or to the closest.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Quarter.
Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
Same, yeah well we have a. Competition, yeah it's either
got to be to the whole dollar or like if
it goes to if it goes to like sixty eight
dollars and you, know fourteen, CENTS i had to go
to sixty eight twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Five so the grass gets a little. Watering, yeah, yeah
but this is amazing that they're doing a halftime. Show,
yeah so here's a guy who is trying to out
trying to get twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Even all, right.
Speaker 14 (01:18:27):
We're gonna go With.
Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Tom tom good, luck, dude so.
Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Close he just got a perfect. Pump, rubles tell me tell.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Me what the perfect. Pump, yeah last saw the video at.
Act didn't realize that was a. Game, yeah that's.
Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Cool in the WEIRD i saw this other that they'll televise.
Anything but there was this other. Contest it was in
a different country where they had to cut things in
half and try to get them to be as close to.
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
It, perfectly even in. Weight it was the. Pretzel the, pretzel.
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Like a big soft, pretzel and so like this, guy
he's like he really like was looking and he got it. Exactly,
yeah they weigh it and, everything and these guys were
pumped as if they won the Super. Bowl the pretzel to. Half,
yeah it's pretty. FUNNY I we're gonna take a. Break
More Woodies show is coming up after that. Break eight,
seven seven forty, Four. Woodie if you want to call, In.
Speaker 16 (01:19:24):
Hello To The Woody. Show Chris barnell here with a video. Message,
Hi I'm Greg. GORY i love respect And i'm quite
jealous Of Sea. Bass let's spend the weekend In Santa.
BARBARA i have a wide selection of cabernets to choose. From,
yeah The Woody.
Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Show all, right we're going through some of this week in.
Audio what he got next To Sea?
Speaker 9 (01:19:47):
Bass your documentary for all You marvel dorks about Stan,
Lee and.
Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
There's still a lot of coverage about, this like is
he just being like, Used, yeah that was the, thing
like not.
Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
On his, creations but About apparently they are alleging in
this documentary that he got milk in this guy and
he got The Bruce willis, treatment where he had some
handler who would just take him to different conferences and
different autograph, sessions and they're alleging that they were kind
of he was not allowed to do stuff because he
was well into his nineties when he, DIED.
Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
I, believe but he seemed perfectly quote. Normal, Okay, well
here's a little bit from the.
Speaker 18 (01:20:20):
Trailer my name Is john Buller jack and for the
last four years Of stanley's, LIFE i was his, assistant his,
confidante but most importantly his. Friend stan spent his final
years and enduring this, treatment manipulation and betrayal at the
hands of a few very bad. Actors at the, TIME
i didn't have the power to stop, it BUT i
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did have a camera AND i filmed.
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Everything.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
YEAH i saw the one clip where he's sitting there
and he's waiting to go out on stage and he goes,
like what AM i doing?
Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Here what AM? I?
Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Like you could tell he didn't really want to be.
Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
Right, Yeah AND i saw the clips AND i went
through the whole, trailer and you see a couple that,
like do we have to do?
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
THIS i was, like, yeah we. Do and that seems
to be the extent of the abuse quote, unquote which isn't.
Great if he doesn't want to do, something he doesn't
have to do. Something BUT i guess the question is
where did all the money?
Speaker 9 (01:21:08):
Go because it wasn't because if you think if they
had clips of him being screamed at or, hurt they
would have put that in the.
Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Trailer sure you don't see any of. That you just
see to be, like, hey can we? Leave AND i was, like,
no not. Yet, YEAH i in the one CLUB i,
watched AND i kind of a bow for the. Guy
like you, said he's in his, nineties like he does
not want to be, there but just kind of feels,
like you, know forced maybe to be, there but so sort.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Of kind of but he wasn't like crying about it Like. Greg,
greg when he's forced to do stupid things for us at,
events you hear about. It you hear about it this weekend.
Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
Audio, well speaking Of, greg his favorite thing happens after
a little boy made a call or a little girl excuse, me,
okay no, boy sorry boy all a call TO ninmi
one In Mount Pleasant. Wisconsin here's the.
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Call what's the?
Speaker 11 (01:21:49):
Emergency my, mommy didn't that didn't?
Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
Mommy you know you're NOT?
Speaker 11 (01:21:56):
Hi what's going on over? There because he's gonna call
him no, one, NO i, know my mommy and, jail all?
Right his ice, Cream so that's probably why he's calling
nine one one the.
Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Mom the mom made the little boy's ice. Cream that
was his ice. Cream mommy to, jail robbery. BAD i
would have told my. Kids by the, way everything in
this house is. Mine it's just by the grace of,
uh you, know my kindness that you get to do.
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Anything thank.
Speaker 9 (01:22:29):
You that's the phone, call and the cops do the
obligatory follow up here said from their, body can?
Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Hi they came for?
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Real, yeah we have to just come back and make
sure everything's.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Okay what do you? Do? Ye ice?
Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Cream so is that why you're?
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Upset, yeah that's why.
Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
It's a little.
Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
One should we take her to jail for.
Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
You her ice?
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Cream?
Speaker 14 (01:22:58):
Oh put her in?
Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Go, yeah so the momong of.
Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
It but also the other part that about this story
apparently is that when the cops showed, up the kids,
said wait while she hit? Us oh, wow she really
DIDN'T i don't like this kid. Either the kid got
a delivery of.
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Ice, cream grading ice cream.
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The.
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Behavior, yep that's exactly what. Happened other putting a mom in.
Handcuffs oh we're having, fun.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Again emergency resources are just a big joke again because
when the cops showed, up they, go, well she did
she hit?
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Us, like this is not going to not hit. You
we've brought this up.
Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
Before we tried to pinpoint in time where kids stopped
being afraid of parents and then started. Threatening, yea this
possibility would never have entered my.
Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
MIND i think it's when child abuse really became a
thing like that wasn't. Well i'm, saying LIKE i remember
WHEN i was younger kids being, like that's child. Abuse
i'm going to call the cops on, you that child
for like anything that parents ins did OR i don't
know that that was as big of.
Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
It but when we were, kids like we used to
actually get our asses kicked and belts and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Else.
Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
Call the, cops, Right AND i never even thought of
the word and, YEAH i didn't know that. Phrase if
the cops did come, up, come we would be in
a ton of. Trouble, yeah and then we would have
gotten our.
Speaker 9 (01:24:19):
Ask, actually what it has to do with menace is
at some point they put again therapists in schools and
they they put these like you probably if you're getting
hurt at home blah blah blah, blah which obviously it
could and can serve a. Purpose but then you get
the opposite side of crap like.
Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
This, yeah and then they grow up to uh make
false accusations against JAY z you, know.
Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Right and then they catch it outside and, yeah show
coming up for your next hang.
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On, hey if you.
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Feel like you could be as Last, china.
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Diana. Yeah our, station our station here In, dallas ninety
seven point. One The eagle has a, float and so
us and the other DJs from the, station we're all
going to be on the. Float it's waving at people
and throwing out. Prizes and stuff like. That and, YEAH
i actually bought a green, shirt WHICH i thought you
would find interesting so.
Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
Festive, yeah, yeah This Actually i'm a little. SHOCKED i
don't pin you as the Parade i'm.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
NOT i hate.
Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
PARIDES i do, That, YEAH i Mean i'm doing. It
this is strictly for. Work it's like. CONCERTS i don't
go to concerts for. Fun THAT'S i only go to
concerts for. Work i'm only at parides for. Work even
if you, know say like The steelers or The, penguins
you don't want. TO i would not go to the championship. Parade,
LIKE i just don't like. PARADES i get, IT i get.
IT I i DON'T i don't.
Speaker 12 (01:27:07):
DO i don't Do praides were worn and raised In. La,
yeah went one time to The Rose. Parade never. Again, wait, No,
DODGER i well REMEMBER i was out of town for.
It that there's been multip BUT i did tell you
when they everybody's, like would you have? Gone i'm truly
(01:27:28):
not a parade. Guy LIKE i would have went to
the stadium thing that that you know that they had,
There BUT i don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
THAT i would have just.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Looked insane at LEAST i don't like. People at least
it makes sense because you know who you're waving, At
like the parades where you see old men and tiny
cars with your hats from The shriners and they're waving to. You,
like why AM i waving to a total? Stranger it's
really weirding your.
Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Community oh, look, guys it's the high school marching. Band
give it.
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Up oh, look it's the random.
Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Guy it's a fire truck with lights. On shout shout
out to her firefighters'.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
So weird socialite lady in the back of A. Mustang.
Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Yeah, look it's the local real estate. Person she's the
one that sends me the NonStop mail all the. Time
i've seen their face on the divider at the grocery.
Store you from The ralphs check out. Line so, wait
so did you are you gonna? Manas you have to send?
VIDEO i want to, like are you going to get
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into are you doing the? Wave are you Throwing?
Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Yeah we're throwing prizes?
Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Up, okay?
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Man is?
Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
Please there's gonna be a? Video yeah at the.
Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Show, yeah that'll be On, saturday is? Mine?
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
YEAH i, KNOW i love. It got out to Braid.
Tim i'm gonna check with you until it. Happens any
updates on the.
Speaker 12 (01:28:48):
Store, yeah, WELL i was out of town as you
know this, one hoping to come back to a plethora
of merch AND i have a few things to show,
you But i'm a little perturbed at this.
Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Point, Yeah i'm getting. Annoyed, yeah me. Too what's? Up,
FRANKLY i.
Speaker 12 (01:29:03):
Haven't seen any of the wearables LIKE i. HAVE i
have a lanyard to show. YOU i have a beer
mug to show.
Speaker 16 (01:29:09):
YOU i have.
Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
He changed to show.
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
You yeah, Right I'M i, MEAN i don't, KNOW i don't.
Know it's taking so. Long, yeah kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Anose i'm already on. That but, anyway that's, right working.
On just so you, know people keep, asking one of
those other items is going to be up on the.
Store and quite, frankly you Know i'm hearing what you're. Hearing,
yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Latest all.
Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Right, well it's a Throwback, Thursday Saint Patrick's day theme this,
week and so you, know back in the, DAY Dj
Tim martinez he was a CLUB, dj and so he
was playing all these songs and we just, said, hey
anything for you, know drinking and and turning up and
partying things like.
Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
That and so we just want to know what are
we going to go this?
Speaker 12 (01:29:51):
Week we are going two thousand and, nine and what
better way to Celebrate Saint Patti's, Day yeah than few
shots with.
Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Lmfao, yeah up in the Clerk The Woody.
Speaker 10 (01:30:05):
Show oh, yeah, shots shut, shut, shoot, shoot shot shoot.
Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Everybody they show Throwback, thursday all about eighty. SEVEN i
know you're in that. Song, greg that's. Amazing you didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
That, god it was like an hour of work in the.
Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
Studio, yeah that Was oh my, god not pad l
m F a Little John Shots Saint Patrick's day edition
Of up in The club with D J Tim. Martinez yeah, yeah,
wait you know he didn't get the drinking in with
my own. Eyes you, KNOW i STILL i feel the
(01:30:58):
connection and through the My, yeah that's. Right even though
there's distance between, us there is no distance in my.
Heart oh, Babe, YEAH i love, You oh, Babe oh
beab thank, You, tim love.
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
You they have a great time in the. Parade oh,
dude it's gonna be. Lit yeah, yeah all, right welcome back.
Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Everybody it's A thursday, morning it's Free. Friday It's march the.
Thirteenth today is you'll be happy to do this as
the lead feminist on the Show Sea Bath today is
international Every Girl. Wednesday oh, yes they always.
Speaker 9 (01:31:38):
Should and let me just say, this even THOUGH i
am a major, FEMINIST i would NEVER i would never
claim lead feminist over a.
Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Woman oh that's you know, what that makes you even
more of a. Feminist it's a vicious.
Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
CYCLE i, mean but like here on this, show you're
a lead feminist feminist Who's, amelias, Right, yeah much like your.
Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
Period it's a vicious.
Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Cycle h, YEAH i remind ME i have a really
this gusting. Story Oh i'm interested in me tell you?
Speaker 16 (01:32:03):
How is it?
Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Jellyfishing, no it's not, jellyfishing all?
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Right so my daughter is now in that.
Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
World, oh welcome with periods and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
That, right, fun really. Fun.
Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Anyway So i'm walking upstairs to go to, bed and
the dog is on her bed and she's got. Something
she dug in the trash and got one of my
daughter's like pads that was bloody and was chewing on
it because it was like wrapped up with dogs and
some golden retrievers man and the dogs like, no and
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then and then had like another piece of it between
her two front posits like licking, lip lip, Lipp what
are you BECAUSE i didn't know WHAT i was looking
at it first because that's not WHAT i was. Expecting,
yeah and THEN i and THEN i got a closer,
look AND i, go, what oh my god That i'm thinking,
like is this my Wife's and THEN i realized, like oh,
NO i don't think she uses. PADS i think she
(01:32:57):
uses like. Tamps, yeah and so, yeah and neither one
of them are.
Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Home SO i threw it.
Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Away there were still like little shards, around like the,
doctor you had to handle. It so in that, time
in that, TIME i was already handling BECAUSE i picked
up to see what it. Was, okay so there's. That
and then in the time THAT i was in the
bathroom throwing this thing, away that's when my wife and
daughter came in and they.
Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Go what is?
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
ALL i, Said, OH i, said, Oh i'll show.
Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
You let me tell your. Place and they're both, like
oh my. God my daughter looks at my wife and,
goes is that and my wife, goes.
Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Yes she.
Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Humiliated she, GO i.
Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
Put it in the trashy good. MORNING i, said, well
the dog got. It she's a poon house is the
dog that gives you. Kisses, yeah not last.
Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Night you should be allowed to leave for like twenty
four hours and just get a sports. Bar, yeah hell,
yeah a deal in that.
Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Cave. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
Yeah, anyway It's International School Meals. Day shouts the meals at. School, yeah,
PEOPLE i just did like rip on like cafeteria food at.
Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
SCHOOL i was thought it WAS i read the menu
every day and this kid's menu looks, good like orange
chicken and rice taco stuff like.
Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
That we had very basic it.
Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Was it was. Pizza it was like frozen pizza that just,
reheated like the ilios.
Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Uh and then there would be like a spaghetti, day oh.
Yeah and then they would have, like you, know like
cold cut sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
And something that you guys never experienced because you're not
from The, midwest specifically From, kansas and you're gonna think it's,
gross but it's very normal to. Us chili and cinnamon.
Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Rolls, nod, yes what, yeah chili and. Cinnamon we loved.
It and the only other thing that you could get
was the peanut butter and jelly. Sandwiches was on the
surface sound like they'd be, good BUT i don't know
what it. Was do all schools have to, have like
the peanut butter which is super dry and a big
thick layer of it in the thinnest little glaze of
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jelly on.
Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
There, yeah it, was it was. AWFUL i have never
heard of This chilian, cinnamon so.
Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
It's A kansas, thing and then other people The midwest.
Do but it was invented by like a farmer one
hundred years.
Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
Ago and it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
That Terrible skyline.
Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Chili, NO i Love skyline.
Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
Chill wait is that The cincinnati chili at?
Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
All? OH i don't like. That never discussing cinnamon in the.
Chili National Good Samaritan day and today is a national
opening An umbrella indoors. Day, yeah, Menace let's check in
and see what's happening in the world of.
Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
Entertainment, well this story has been floating around for a
couple of days AND i haven't had time to get to.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
It but now it's just all over the. Place if
you're a big fan Of Harry, potter an actress Named Jesse,
cave who Played Lavender, brown has launched an only fans.
Page everybody and is freaking, out but check this. Out
they Are it's not even like nude or. Anything, yeah
it's super.
Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
Weird is for people that have fetishes about people combing their.
Hair so that's all she's doing is combing your hair
and like making a sound with her combing her, hair
and people are signing up for. This at the time
WHEN i first saw this, story she only had like
two videos on, there but there was already multiple articles
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about her.
Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Launching this only.
Speaker 9 (01:36:13):
Shit it looks like the girls who were At. Woodstock oh,
yeah for, sure like long, hair big dry, glasses no,
makeup or.
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
They work out urban outfitters or your local coffee.
Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Shop, Okay, so going back to our ongoing, Conversation, greg
is there a world where a guy would get people
to subscribe to a website to watch him watch.
Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
All his hair his. Hair, no of course. Not but
as a, woman you can do that and you can make. Money. Yeah.
Right the world wants to throw money at Your.
Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
They want they want your, feet, picks they want your,
panties everything and, anywhere and you never have to have
any contact with.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Them that's it's so easy for, women it's so. Easy
but according To, sammy it's just show up at your.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
House if you want a million, dollars you can just
have a million dollars just sell random.
Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Stuff what's her?
Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
Name her name Is Jesse. Cave she Played Lavender brown
In Harry. Potter she's a she's a she looks she
looks Like Sissy space and.
Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Carriage oh does all?
Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
Right well for?
Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
God? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
The first picture that came.
Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Up, yeah not.
Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Good, yeah she looks like she's got full. Bush maybe somebody,
Probably well.
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
She said those glasses are.
Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Awful, yeah they're not, good very.
Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
Sick all, Right well this next, story what do you
might already be on your? Radar did you See Britney
spears posting a video of her son playing a. Piano, no,
No i'm asking you because you know your wife is
a mega fan Of Britney. Spears my wife showed it
to you because you are into. Pianos you love. Pianos
you've said that many.
Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Times, okay but it's not like anybody who plays a
piano immediately interested in.
Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
It, well and she's tangentially related to your. Wife, yeah
but my wife also knows. That what Is Britney spears?
News i'm not interesting? Interested, sorry she might have seen.
IT i don't.
Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
Know, well here's the clip That Britney spears, posted just
a little snippet of it right.
Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
Here so her son playing the. PIANO i, mean it's
No Billy, Joel it's. Fine hard was his.
Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Mom, ANYWAYS i don't even feel like that's the most
interesting part of the. Story the most interesting part is
her reaction that she posted. After here's her. Reaction, okay just.
Speaker 7 (01:38:35):
Play oh my, GOD i felt in my bones and
my my, heart and my my my lungs and and
my ass.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
And in my my throat and, hello, hello, hello, hello,
hello Hello. Hello whoa, whoa whoa. Whoa, okay, so, yeah
you Know i'm gonna be that clip where she SAYS
i felt that my ass AND i felt that in my,
throat in my heart and my lungs and and my
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ass and my. Throat i'm sure you. Did can we
put her back right Free brittany? Guys, okay so she's
out wild in the, world right. Yeah Wendy, Williams, Yes Wendy.
Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Williams if you don't, know.
Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
She's supposed to be on The view On friday or, something, Right.
Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
Yeah The Britney spears treatment where she was on her
conserver ship and people are like controlling her. Life and
but it's been very odd because she's been locked in
an apartment and she's able to communicate.
Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Freely.
Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Yeah she had a documentary WITH tmz where they like
pretty much just record her through a.
Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Window they were standing on the street just putting a
camera to her windows and her apartment.
Speaker 6 (01:39:52):
Building been on multiple radio shows Like Our friends with
The Breakfast, club and she seems. Coherent SO i don't
have any idea what's going on with. Her and apparently
it's not her family that's looking after but this person
is just out there in the.
Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
World and my lungs and and my ass and and
my my throat and, hello, hello, hello, Hello, right, yep
this is your wife's Sidle, yes WAS i think SHE'S
i think she's done with. THAT i hope, so, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Because it makes me worry about your. Wife it's always
in the.
Speaker 9 (01:40:21):
Eye like you look At Wendy william's eyes and her,
face you're, like, oh she's not. Well same thing With Britney.
Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Spears, YEAH i don't get very, wrong all. Right do
you remember a few weeks AGO i said THAT i
binge watched THIS tv show Called Running. Point it's On.
Netflix it's about. Basketball it's pretty much like basically about
the lady That allan's The. Lakers Pretty, YEAH i. Hear
it's full of stars. Men, yeah it is full of.
STARS i MAJOR i left out a major part of.
Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
It And Sea bass is alluding to it That Chet
hanks is actually on THIS tv show and it's not
just making a. Cameo he's like a straight up actor
in THIS tv.
Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Show.
Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Dog so he was being interviewed about this and he
said That Tom hanks did give him advice about acting
in THIS tv show and the advice, was.
Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
My, son here's what you. Do, yeah you beat my.
Son this is the advice That Tom hanks Gave Chet
hanks for THE tv. Show if you just know your,
lines show up on, time and be nice to, everybody
that will get you a long. Way he's, yeah and
acting is easy, people and that's What greg has been.
Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Saying as long as you and if you're, there is
you show, up that's half the. Battle ye yeah, Right,
Hey sammy just walked. In So, sammy would you be
willing to have an only fans where you just brush your?
Hair just brush your. HAIR i don't need to hear the. Rest,
no there's a check From Harry potter's. Doing you missed the.
Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
STORY i saw.
Speaker 8 (01:41:44):
That, NO i saw, that and it's like A mormon
kind of hair fetish thing or something that.
Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
She's going for you just brush your hair, Right but
it's still a fetish.
Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
Thing which means that it's still creepy people out.
Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
There one of those people who like to they like
the sound OF nitti needles, clicking you. Know oh, yeah
the word IS i don't think we're not gonna win.
Speaker 8 (01:42:12):
There, WELL i, mean if you didn't have to use
your name or, anything AND i could just like not
even show my hands and clacking TO i just.
Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
UH i just saw a video AND i posted on
Our instagram story a few days ago Where i'm, like
oh my, god this is giving Total sammy. Vibes this
woman was yelling at these two guys in an suv
because they were like waving and honking at, her trying
to flag it. Down and she's, like you guys are stalking,
me and you guys are, creeps and and they're, like,
yo we're trying to tell. You she drove off with
the gas nozzle still in the car and was dragging
(01:42:44):
it down the street and she's like and then she
pulls it out of the gas throws it into her,
car gets to the. Car it's, Like, yo we're not
trying to like chase you down.
Speaker 8 (01:42:53):
HERE i saw that, video but why does that give
Me i'm not screaming at men on this?
Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Tree, WELL i mean She's i'm just choosing not to.
Speaker 8 (01:43:03):
Have an only fan WHERE i know, gravity you go from.
Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Zero to creep and, yes and that's that's that's the.
Speaker 8 (01:43:10):
Point, Yes, well, yeah walk a mile in my shoes
for and then and see what what life feels.
Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
Like it's a.
Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
FEMINIST i support. THIS i would like to walk. About,
WELL i don't.
Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Know you know Who Brandon glanville, is, Right i've heard. That,
yeah she's On Real Housewives Beverly hills or was On.
Bravo we've talked about her a couple of times on
THIS tv, show but on this radio. Show BUT i
don't know if you've been following the. Story but what's
been going on with her? Face i'll google it? Picture, yeah,
so oh, yeah it's. Weird let's just say maybe some
(01:43:50):
injections went bad or something like, that but but look it.
Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
Up oh. God so this has been in the, NEWS
i would say for the past couple of, months but
she has even a crazy easier update that this facial
lumps that are happening on her face are leaking some
kind of foul acid into her mouth and away her. Teeth,
no this is very, fillers, right just, fillers.
Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
Guys it's.
Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Preventative, yeah. Insane, YEAH i don't, Know hey worth it it?
Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Is, Yeah, GREG i saw SOMETHING i thought of you
as did you see the thing About Scarlett. Johansson, yeah
ACTUALLY i was just about to talk. About, Okay so
she gets pressure from studios all the, time just like
we get pressure from the from the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Company.
Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
HERE i heard radio about, like, oh social media and
do this and that and the whole. Thing they want
her to get social media to promote her, movies, right
which she's to this point. Refused another thing because she
was talking about that in this. Interview is other thing
she won't. Do she won't take pictures with. Fans this
was a bit like the social media.
Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
THING i.
Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Support but, this this is the reasoning behind this is
a bit, Seaworthy she, says quote it really offends a
lot of. People it doesn't Mean i'm not, appreciative BUT
i always say the peop, Well i'm not, working and
that MEANS i don't want to be identified as being
in this time in place with. You i'm doing my own,
thing WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Mean, Yeah so she says that she's willing to take
potos with people at, events but when she's out in
the world at a restaurant with their friends and, family
that she'd rather just live her. LIFE i think it's
pretty doucious when she, Says i'm not, Working so can
we come to the movie set and get a.
Speaker 9 (01:45:24):
Like she just, Said, hey, Man i'm with my family right,
now WHICH i. GET i get, that But i'm not,
working like you're not paying. Me that sounds like any
time any place where she's not on a movie set
that she's unavailable for what you're actually. Working said, Yeah
and As greg, says it must be really tough being
famous where people like you.
Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
And want to take a picture and want to take a,
picture and what comes out of your cameras bullets get.
Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
It don't tell for your birthday and your part of,
birthday don't.
Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Show we're gonna sits and you know.
Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
We don't do what and we'll sorry with the.
Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Celebrities happy birthday To WILLIAM. H, Macy, oh our good
friend who was a seventy five years he has sat
right here in the studio in the chair That greg sits.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
In right, now but are basically touch r right. Now they're.
Kissing he's seventy.
Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
Five the lead singer of the Band, Disturbed David, draymond
he's fifty. Two white Rapper Jack harlowe is twenty. Seven
oh good for. Him Actress Dana, Delaney she's put in
a ton of. Stuff you'd know her if you saw.
Her she's currently killing it As Sylvester stallone's slampy slash
girlfriend On Tulsa.
Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
King she has the farm that ran with all the
horses and. STUFF i love. HER i guess how old she?
Is sixty, Nine she's sixty.
Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Nine rapper Actor common he is fifty. Three he was
in John wick. Two he even won An oscar For
Best Original song for the song you did for that Movie.
Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Selma oh.
Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
Okay Adam clayton From you two is sixty. Five Actor
Emil hirsh is forty and Mother Fin.
Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Charo WHO i. Know greg gets excited.
Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
About we were at a restaurant one time in walked
by and so ever since, Then Great greg's been telling
everybody that he had dinner With charles Right we're, Good,
Yeah charlos seventy, Four and your porn Of birthday today
Is Kristin scott and today's birthday. Girl she's been tea
bagged more than a mug At Buckingham palace six hundred
and two fine, films including one Of greg's, Favorites Pool
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party turns into a lesbian four way.
Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Orgy that's how every pool party should.
Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
Be she was In The Vagina whisper Of volume, one
also a film That gina keeps trying to get her
husband to watch called this is taking too?
Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Long oh you're still doing. Motto she was In Bare.
Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
Feet And Tasty. Trouble also you won't Even Know i'm down,
There volume, one and who can forget? Her Unforgettable Rollregan
Butthole Horrors.
Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
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Please, yeah for the, ladies every man is handsome if
the lights are. Low you've been, drinking there are no
other men, around and you have low. Standards, yes so
maybe you're just being too. Picky, exactly you say you've
tried everything lights all?
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Right?
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Exactly, yeah you're the. Problem, yeah exactly all.
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Speaker 2 (01:30):
Wait to see the pictures. Never been in a parade before. Yeah,
you're gonna be on a float, you know. I remember
I had that prade New One Parade story that I
was in the parade. Yes, I was a kid as
a kid and I was there with it. I was
walking the miniature horse in a parade and some guy
yelled out, look at that fat kid.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Unnecessary?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I know, yeah, that was very hurdy oh man. All right,
just and the horse name was butter Cup.
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By the way, Today, on the show What's Something that
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Go to the woodieshow dot com So Instagram is testing
a dislike button, which they claim is a private down
vote to signal that you just don't like something. But
it's not for the photo or the video you post.
It's for people's comments. Okay, so no one will see
that you disliked it. The downvotes won't be counted and
shown publicly, the downvoted comments will be pushed to the
(02:53):
bottom or hitting all together. But the Instagram muckety MUCKs
say the goals to make the comments section more friendly's
it's just not why.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I go there. I don't go to McDonald's for pizza, you.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Know, it's just for the algorithm.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I don't go to the comments section for nice thing
for nutrition. No, uh, it's only a test for now.
I guess Meta tried this number of times and ways
with Facebook, but just none of that stuck.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
People have been asking for a dislike button for yeah
decade now.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well, so I'm pretty sure that that post that Greg
just showed us this morning before I went on the air,
that would have gotten a dislike.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh god, yes there was. Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Greg, there's a picture of this kid and it's a
picture with the parents, and this the kid like legitimate,
looks like if they're gonna do like a live action
garbage pail Kids movie.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, it's I told you. In my algorithm, I'm getting
children with crazy birth effects. Are you find it again?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And then ask An asked Sea Bass the same question
that we got.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, I can't find it, but this girl had incredibly
just storted facial features to the point of it you
couldn'tven say she barely looked.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Human, like her tongue was like almost like a pink elephant.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Like.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It was really bad. Okay, so the comment, yeah, so
you no, Greg had a question. The question is is
it too late to euthanize? I mean, this is not
a life that anybody would want to live.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And there's no way. Okay, here's a question. They could
test for so many things, like when someone's pregnant, they
can test for so many different you know, abnormalities.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
And when they're doing the whether it not this.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Ultrasound ultrasound, Yeah, they're doing the ultrasound. They can see
in so much detail. Now, yeah, and this is clearly
right ultrasound.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So beyond the selfish element of that, right as a parent,
like why would you want to deal? Right, beyond the
selfish element of that, like why would you want them?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Why would you want that person to be out in
the world living a life that you know they're not comfortable,
they're not correct.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Well, maybe they don't know. Do we know what her I.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Mean it was in a yeah, different language, I don't know. Yeah,
probably from some country where that sort of test isn't done.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Regularly, Yeah, but still like you know, man, yeah right,
Like Greg's like juice, is it too late?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Is it too late? He did like a whole half
hour standard routine about it.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, I mean something like that for me would be
no great shock for me, But for Greg it was
so out of character.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I was like, oh, that's so funny part of youth,
and I.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Mean, sorry, yeah, I feel bad for that. Get we
were just talking about the one the werewolf dude.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh yeah, you just get laser or shave every hour. Yeah,
he wants a rocket. He's probably famous. I mean, do
you think you can laser that? I mean the whole face?
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I mean yeah, it would be painful and it would
take a long time, but you could do it.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
It was literally every square inch of him except his eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, wow, his teeth.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
We don't have the dislike button, but I'm disliking.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, I would dislike the one I showed you.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I mean, the algorithms all messed up anyway, just because
all the stuff that goes back and forth between myself
and Morgan.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Now, Gina, you're in on it too, by.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
The way, Well, because you guys missed up my algorithm.
So now I'm into it.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
But now she's now she's into it, and now she
she sends stuff all the time too.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I forget. The last one that you sat was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I'm sure it was totally fine. Not offensive.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh no, not at all. Oh no, you wouldn't have
sent it to Greg Gory. No, the one last thing
that does. Gina said to us, this is kind of cool.
There is a toilet. I guess they sell it loves.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh yeah, you're text him instead of sending him on
Instagram because.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I don't know if he'll get it on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So Lowe's is selling a toilet.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, this is great. Remember we had the story about
the the Indian air flight where they had to turn
around because people were flushing all kinds of blankets, clothes.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Ye doesn't have a garbage disposal built in. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
So this, this toilet says can flush seven billiard balls
in a single flush. Yeah, look at this. This thing's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Man. We used to do it.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
We used to do a game years ago. Medic and
Greg were part of the show at this point. Yeah,
we did a game called will it Flush? With the
bathrooms at the radio station. We put all kinds of
stuff down there just to see if it would flush.
So we'd have somebody down there on the phone. We'd
have a listener on the on the line, and we
tell everybody what we were putting in there, like like
you know, like those little like kind of boiled potatoes,
(07:15):
a little like, yeah, roaster potatoes or whatever. Figure actionally, yeah,
action figures. All kinds of stations kill you for that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It was an old building, yeah, so big. It really
did not help the plumbing issues. Is like a hundred
year old building. But it was fun. Will it flush? Yeah,
you should bring that back.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Meanwhile, the radio station here, the toilets here at barely flush.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
P right, there's always.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
The answer, yeah, eight seven send us a text over
to two to nine.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Eight seven.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
We are answering the call of destiny.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
This is a Woody Show and.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
We are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a
politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's like, hoy hoy.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Hoy hoy, we are at the Woodie Sewan, whatody that's
Greg Gory Menace is here?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Hi, Gina grad we got.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Sea Mass, We've got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls. Eight
seven seven four Woody is the phone number. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Today is a throwback Thursday. Man, we're talking about things
that we wish we had had when we were kids
that we just never got. I mentioned the g I
(08:34):
Joe Aircraft carrier.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
The giant thing.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I think it was massive, and then and then, just
because I had already aged out of big wheels, but
just as I aged out is when the night Rider,
big big wheel hit it dropped, and that thing was sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We were born at the wrong time. Sometimes I feel
that way.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Other times I kind of feel like I was born,
you know, a pretty good point, Like you know, I
have a frame of reference on what life was like
before the Internet and cell phones and things like that,
Like I wonder what it is for like my kids,
Like what will they sit in there and go, Man,
I really wish we had this. I was thinking about
those bikes. What's the items. Yeah, Like my buddy Joe,
(09:20):
who was my best friend growing up, I hit him
up the other day because I was like, can you imagine, dude,
if we had had these e bikes, the damage we
could have done that like the dream because that expands
your radius right for sure. So greatly, like we were stuck. Yeah,
we were stuck for just wherever we could pedal around,
and we would go on some pretty epic bike rides
(09:41):
that total. The one time, I mean we biked all
the way down to the post office, it was quite
a bit of ways from our house just to get
a money order so that we could sign a buddy
up for one of those like CD clubs and we
but we put all the worst crap because it was
like these little stamps that you would put on the
(10:01):
on the card and mail it back with your money
order to sign up for like the Columbia House whatever.
Oh yeah, you know, ten CDs for a penny and
then you were on the hook for extime. But we
found the ones that were the worst ones, Like what
the hell is that? I don't even know if this
is we put all those stamps to sign them up
for it.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah, that's initiative.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But we we bike down all the way to the
post office. Yeah, which was might as well have been
part of like a decathlon or something, and it felt
that way.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It felt that way.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, But on the e bike it would have been
so much easy.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Way.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
The active bicycling was what was hard for you guys,
it was so far and we're on BMX bikes.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, you have to get yourself back. And we went miles.
It wasn't like it was anywhere close. We went miles
on BMX bikes. And when you're a kid, the slightest
hill feels.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Like a mountains. Oh you're walking your bike up, and
then you see that same hill as an adult and like,
this is what I had a hard time with.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, right, so like, what's something you wanted as a
kid but you couldn't have.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, I well, along with bicycles, Like my friends and
I were way into bikes. So the one that was
really popular at the time that everybody had was the
GT Triple Triangle, but the GT Triple Trunk. But the
higher end bike was the Boss. Have you ever heard
of those Boss bikes? No, there was like Bongoos, there
was Diamondback, the Red Line, Yeah, red Line. Red Line
(11:22):
was a little bit higher end, but like red Line
and Boss were like the higher end bikes to buy,
and yeah, it was just so out of the price range.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
The only reason I know about those Red Line bikes
because that's the one that I won from the shoe store.
That was a nice bike to win.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Remember I told you that, It's like the only thing
I've ever won in my life.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I rolled bikes, yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Eight but like, yeah, I can remember everything about it,
like pitbull brakes and then all the type of like
skinny rims were like the thing to have back in
the day. There alloy that was like mind blowing to have.
But that was like what we wanted the most.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I wanted a bike that had the pegs on the back.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Oh for friends, Yeah, I had a diving back.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
They had him built in too into the bike.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I think you guys were working too hard. I had
several cabbage patch kids, but what I really wanted the
white whale was the corn silk hair cabbage patch kid
with the silky silky hair was called the corn silk
hair cabbage Patch kid and one Hanukah. And it broke
my heart, especially as an adult thinking back my mom,
who was, you know, a single parent at the time.
(12:30):
My parents have been divorced or maybe just things just
were a little rocky. And she got off work and
she went to like fifteen different toy stores in Kansas
City and they were all sold out and she had
to come tell me, And I felt worse for her
than I did for myself.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Never got it even at the time, you felt worse. Yeah, yeah,
I was.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I was a fairly empathetic child.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I wasn't, but she tried later in life.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah no, but I do, because when you're.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
A kid, you don't realize.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I just saw it in her eyes. She was so tired.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I felt so somebody in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
The text seven oh two saying I wanted a pair
of Adidas with the three lines on the side, but
my mom got me some knockoffs with four lines.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh no, no, So I'd.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Try to take the extra stripe off, and it looks
so gnarled when.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
You try and do it yourself, it's the worst.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, that's what I would do when I wanted new
shoes and my mom said, your shoes are fine, you
don't need new shoes. So I'd get on my bike
and drag my feet on the cement try to wear them. Yeah,
trying to destroy them. Look, I need new shoes.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Or what you do is you jam your foot to
the front of your shoe so that when your parents
always did that thing to see where your big toe was. Yeah, yeah,
you're like, oh man, look how tight it is, and
then your feet were going.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
To end up to form.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
That's what you would get pless shoes, I remember. I
mean the pair of Jordans that I wanted was the
Jordan five's. At the time, those were the big ones.
I never got it until as an adult.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, what about you, Sammy, Something you want.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
As a kid, Well, I mean mine's kind of silly.
But what I really wanted was posters to put post
on my wall, and I wasn't allowed to have them.
I wasn't allowed to put posters on my wall because
it was wallpapered and you're gonna ruin the wallpaper. But
I didn't wallpaper the room. That wasn't me. So I tried,
like I ripped out like pieces from a magazine, you know,
like kind of picture stuff of instinct obviously, and put
(14:16):
it on my door because there wasn't wallpaper on the door.
And my mom was like, no, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
So she just thought it looked tacky. Yeah, I wasn't
allowed to have posters.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
No, that's why that's why today Sammy's apartment is completely
covered in posters.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Of right, Yes, exactly, that's called good parenting.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, you can see the wall, see backs, I can
imagine like, because your parents are so well your mom
for sure, so hippy dippy making your own clothes and
tell you like that, I would imagine there was a
lot of things that you really wanted.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, I think did you? Did you not hear about
as much because you were home school exactly.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I didn't have these stupid peer pressure to buy the
latest shoes or whatever. Like, we just had what we
wanted at home, toys wise, except for garbage stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
You get it like.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
The circus, So think of like think of like the
dumb plastic stuff that breaks in two seconds, that has
little lights, the other.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Cyber optic, right, I remember that the.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Little swordss with others. You guys are nailing all the
big ones.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
You remember it.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
And we would go to like Wringling Brothers back when
they actually had animals rip speaking of things he missing, Well,
that's stuff, and my parents would say, that's cheap guard.
They didn't say Chinese because we didn't know at the time,
but that's cheap plastic garbage. No, you're not getting it,
And they were right.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
It's like that joke in Back to the Future where
he went to the Old West and docs trying to
figure out what's wrong with the time machine? He goes, Oh, no, wonder,
look it says maid in Japan. Now that would be
an honor.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's different. I mean at that time, you know super nice.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah all right, So what was something that you wanted
as a kid but you couldn't have? Eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie is the phone number. You can send
us your text over to two to nine eight seven.
Oh you want to play psycho killer?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Can I be the helpless victim? No?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I want to be the secret.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
There's Morgan getting taste that.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I mean, not as good as when feed maask got
hit with the taser gun, but have like the leads
that got embedded into and then he crapped himself.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
But nothing can top that.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
And then you had to go right home and change
his pants. I didn't have to. You guys made me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Oh well, okay, chilling.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, it was just a smell, that's all go man, exactly,
Thank god, Thank god I was on the road that day.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I wasn't in the studio for that one, but it
sounded funny.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
All right.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
So what was something that you wanted as a kid,
but you couldn't have eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
is the phone number. You can send us a text
over to two two nine eighty seven. Let's say hi
to Kylie. Hey, good morning, Kylie, Kylie.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Here she is he? All right? Hey? So Kylie? What
was it for you?
Speaker 11 (17:10):
So this is why I was in middle school. I
really wanted a Nintendo three DS, but my parents are like, no,
you need to focus on school. So I borrowed a
DS from a friend and I got in trouble for that,
and it took me another two years to scrounge up
enough to save for.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
My own Oh yeah, yeah, Well that's that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's one of the things when your parents won't get
you something and down the road they go, well, I'll
tell you what. When you have your own house someday
and you're a grown up, you can x y Z,
you can stay up to whenever you want. You can
eat whatever you can get sugar cereal, which Greg and
I we were never allowed to have any kind of
cool cereals.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Cheerios was the most exciting thing that we had in
the house.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Special life.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
I have adult money, so I can't do adult stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Did you say the three D version?
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Yeah, yeah. I used to have the original, Yeah, but
it died because you know, that one wasn't made for quality.
But I still have.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Has one that's rare because that, like that version of
the three DS was kind of a dud.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Not a lot of people want to have a little
purple one.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, wanted it.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Found one at a refurbished one for Christmas and gave
it to the kid this year.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah. See that.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
When it came to the video game stuff, we weren't
allowed to play. We had like some old dumpy TV
that we had to hook those up to because my
stepfather was convinced that it was ruining the television. He
didn't understand about well, yeah, hooking up a video game
system and hooking up a VCR just setting a video
signal to the TV. Oh duck Hunt yet where you
(18:55):
had to point the gun at the now sea bass.
Now that I'm thinking about it, how how did that work?
Like kind of duckhouse? How does duck Hunt work? Yeah,
because there weren't any kind of receptors in the screen
of the television.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It was an old ass, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
One of the probably one of the first color televisions,
based on the one that we had.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It was like a miracle. There's a camera in the gun.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
It was it was.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Like it was a laser system that it picked up
on the images on the screen. It would bounce off
the screen and pick up that. I could be completely wrong,
but this is from my understanding.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It that makes sense for what boards saying too.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
It was light and it bounced.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Off sort of right, but not not right at all.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
In fact, you remember your playing Duck Hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I didn't do the research. I'm just reading you what
the people who break against.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Okay, so you remember I kind of recall this too.
When you played Duck Hunt, the screen would kind of
like almost flicker. But well, that's how they found out.
The TV screen goes entirely blank. It's not a camera,
it's just a light sensor. And so it to text
certain that like with the duck, that that coloration of
the duck, Okay, and so it goes black and that's
the reference point. Oh that's black when it popped back on.
(20:08):
Oh is that where that thing that I want to.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Hit saying just explained, Yeah, yeah, dumb ass you it's the.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Thing you said, did you say that screen goes black?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
What you said?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Well, hey, Kyle, all right, Kytie, thank you for the
appreciate listening the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh it's so nice.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
All right, thank you, Kyle. Let's go to cat Hey.
Good morning, cat Hey. All right, So what is something
you wanted as a kid but you couldn't have?
Speaker 9 (20:41):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Well, I was in junior high. That's when the bag
came out with the sandals with leather strapped and the buckles,
and you wore them with duck Arkansas.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah. Yeah, everybody, we call them issues yea.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
And they were expensive. And then and then also the
Debot jeans with the little strap over the zipper.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Oh, I got to look those up. Okay, hold on,
we're looking at up Debot jean.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, this is this is chick stuff. I remember the Birkenstocks.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Number yeah, because that was that was Those were the
hacky sack kids.
Speaker 13 (21:21):
Yeah. My friend was so mad that his mom bottom
one a pair at Trayer's Village, the outdoor flea market
and Grandburry and it didn't have the strap of a zipper.
So they maybe all fun of them because it was
fake Debo jeans.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Thick strap. Yeah, now it looks.
Speaker 13 (21:40):
Yeah, and then they had all the yep, they had
the stripes going dance out with stripes.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
And makes your butler curry.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Yeah that was.
Speaker 13 (21:49):
That was when you know, miss was wearing it in
living color and everybody was wearing.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Strip yeah, living.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Thank you appreciate this show.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I think, oh damn, I thought, like the fly Girls
and stuff and living color, like maybe they were wearing Yeah. Yeah,
all right, Kat, thank you for the call. I appreciate
you listening to the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah. Yeah, there was a lot.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I wasn't allowed to have the Bart Simpson T shirts.
Why because there was when when the Simpsons came out
and you'll remember this, Gina, I know, like everybody had
Simpson's T shirts everything. Yeah, like so it was a
Bart Simpson white T shirt with just the Bart Simpson
(22:37):
cartoon on and just to him like a little dialogue,
bubble eat my shorts, Eat my shorts. Yeah, don't have
a My mom would never allow that because he that's
a that's that's a bad attitude.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Schools didn't allow Bart Simpson because again, it was bad
that first year he was. It was like it was
a big controversy.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I got in trouble for wearing an underachiever and proud
of it.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Dude, Bart Simpsons teaser.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
I didn't even know what it meant.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah exactly, but I want I want of those so bad.
Were you not allowed to get the rap albums that
he had? Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Do the Bartman?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, do the Bart Man something something from side to
side to the apartment. Right, yeah, let's see seven two
four on the same age as you. Woody born in
seventy six. I never had the rebox pumps. Oh man,
you missed out. Those are great. I never got a
dirt bike, man me. Neither go KRT go carts.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
See that's the top of my list, Richie go kart
of any kind. Like nowadays you see kids that have
the fake cars that they sing and they actually anything
that could be motorized what I wanted. Well, we did
mention that, like the power wheels.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I always thought power wheels were cool, like the the
the big Foot power with somebody said that one too,
where's that one?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
And go? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Four to one, always one of the bigfoot power wheels.
Never got one, sadly, and now we're too big for him.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We have to drive real cars.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
It's six', five oh says as a big fan Of
ghostbusters as a, kid the movie and the. CARTOON i
always wanted The Kenner Proton. Pack oh that's. Right it
was probably like eighty.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Dollars, YEAH i.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Got the Ghost, popper but The Proton pack was the
white whale for. Me uh seven to. ZERO i just
wanted some kind of gaming system and never got one
UNTIL i was twenty.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Three oh, jee, okay you achieved.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It uh three one.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
SEVEN i wanted Some, nikes but my mother got me
some buddies From Dollar.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
General, no, no.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
They still choose A Dollar. General, yeah and then our
car caught fire and they burned up completely. Flastic oh.
No and then there's this. One this is from the
two sixty. Nine what's something you wanted as a kid
but you couldn't? Have they just rode over a.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Dad my favorite radio, show The Woodsy. Shot you guys are,
amazing Especially.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Woodsy, yeah we're talking about things that you wanted as
a kid but you weren't allowed to, have and that
could have been even more basic stuff like until just
like the no sugar. Cereals, yeah that's kind of where
a lot of mind come.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
In it's kind of, shameful but, yeah going overboard the
minute you move out of the house having to get
pints and pines and pints of ice.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Cream oh, here check it. Out this is WHAT i,
uh check out WHAT i found for. You, Everybody simpson's
The Bart, man yet the terrorize it's not intention just
keeping the flood intestes to get the best. Scores drop
the banana peels all over the, floor last names in
(25:42):
your first Name.
Speaker 13 (25:43):
Bart the next day the next steps to do.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
So can you you got the notion from the back
and then to do that's The bart, man.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
EM i Mean bart had.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Bars here's the thing like keeps saying to me as
if that's like some kind of, insult and it's it's
not an insult at. All AND i was, LIKE i
was a kid when that came. Out what was the
other one menace you were talking? About Like Bart simpson
had another.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like Deep deep, Trouble Deep deep. Trouble, yeah that was a.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Banger let's see things that you wanted as a, kid
but you weren't allowed to have somebody on the text
saying they wanted one of those Red yankee hats so
it could be Like Fred. Durst but my dad always
said no because it was gang.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Colors, yeah anything that was like blue or red was
like a big deal that you you couldn't have. IT
i remember like a lot of my friends growing, up
they would wear the Brand Ben davis and my and
my mom's, like oh, cool like work type. Clothes so
we went to go to the store the grat to
get some and we picked him out and we're about
to go to the register and this old lady goes
(27:02):
to my. Mom she, goes gang members wear those, clothes
and so.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
She didn't buy them for. Me, WELL i mean that's
the story number. Time even like my mom was so
crazy about. That with with denim, jackets jean, jackets now
that's just. Weird and that a regular like grease game.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
A musical fifties. Games it was, yeah it was like
did you have actable cone you're a?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Greaser, yeah but, no it was just the regular blue
denim jean.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Jacket, nothing you, know the jeans was allowed to have.
It remember the jean jackets with a fake fur. Inside oh.
Sure at my school that was the stoner. Jacket the
stoners had the one the fur inside of.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
It five oh four SAYING i wanted a starter jacket
that was. Huge, yeah and a big FOURTEEN k name
chain THAT i never got. One BUT i did get
a one of those big box thirteen inch color TVs For. Christmas, yeah,
YEAH i always SEE i always wanted A tv in my.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
ROOM i was never allowed to have A tv in my.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Room.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Never it's good it would have been read less.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
BOOKS i feel LIKE i was the only you guys
have A tv in your?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Room yeah well really they still. Don't like probably by
like seventh, GRADE i got.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
One, REALLY i felt like at least it felt like
again all my friends had, that and you, know my mom's, like,
nope can't do. It i'm, like, WELL i can't play video.
Games you can play video games on the OLD tv
and the you, know like, okay and then uh now my,
kids like my son's got a monitor that he uses
for like gaming. Stuff but like a lot of kids
(28:46):
don't care about having a. Television what they watch it
on their tablets and their. Phone i'm finding that with
my own, kids they don't. Care they're watching most of
the stuff on. Tablets, oh speaking of, TABLETS i was
talking working with our old Friend, julianne and she's telling
me that her fourth grader has a tablet and they
have like a group chat and they all like talk
(29:09):
to each, other like the, kids did your kids do?
That so they have a group? Chat, yeah tablets yep
in that. Grade, No and it starts trouble at school
because there will be obviously conversations happening in. There why
that's why it's not brought. Up and then it gets
leaked at school and then the school gets involved and
they start pulling parents in about what your kids said
(29:30):
in the group.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
CHAT i thought it was.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Oh, Yeah i've heard about this. Too BUT i think
for most kids, now if you think about, it they
don't really have. Phones they have their, tablet but there's
no landline to call your friend when you're at home
and really have any communication or interaction with them or
the three way calling that we used to. Do now
it's group chats because there's not even a home phone
for them to be.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
On, well there's group, chats but then they're also Using,
instagram the chat they're using over the, PlayStation like what the, yeah,
yeah that's a good.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
One they're.
Speaker 9 (29:59):
TALKING i never called my friends to. TALK i don't,
know because a girl all the. Time of, course you don't.
Chat you have to say, hey you want to meet,
it say, yeah you, home and then you go see
them and then you go nine to five to.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
One growing up by all one IS i always wanted
to call a duty games in The Grand Theft auto.
Games my mom was very strict AND i was not
to have those rated for chore games because she thought
IF i had war games THAT i would enlist right,
away or IF i had the g T a games
that would go rob a bank starts stealing.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Cars that the argument for video games make. Kids, finally
IF i had a, KID i wouldn't let them PLAY
g T. A i would play three would three two.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
THREE i remember this thing, too The Fisher price three
and one tournament. Table that's the thing it. Had it
would be a pool, table a ping pong, table and
an air hockey. Table rule and, no really, good it doesn't.
Matter as a, kid it was like an AWESOME i
remember we had this little mini pool. Table it would
like you could literally just pick it up and put
it on the table and have.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Little tiny pool.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Cues, yeah it's.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Suck you couldn't even really do anything with them at.
Home it was fun locking that's.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Cool At Football machine three one, SEVEN i really wanted
The Castle Gray. Skull, oh BUT i was a, girl
so my parents got me The Shira palace Of power.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Instead pace back to this fourth grader in a chat. Room,
ye do kids just nowadays innately know how to? TYPE
i was in high school WHEN i learned how to.
Type how hail are these?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Kids they all? GREW i, mean go to a. Restaurant
you'll see a bunch of kids on, tablet.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
But they're not typing.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Correctly let me ask you a, question For, greg do
you think they're on a keyboard typing because THEY'RE i
know they're just using their, phone but even even with
the thumb, stuff it would be hunt and peck for
an hour just to make one.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Word, no they're they're mega, fast but they don't.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Know how to do a.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Keyboard but you here's a. Question since they know how
to do all that, stuff do you think they're better
spellers these?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
Days?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
No, no because they have autocorrect.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Being corrected for.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Them.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah until we moved our kids to a different, school
like the last school, there they weren't even doing spelling.
Tests in, fact, yeah because we would they would get
assignments and the young in the in the earlier grades
and we'd be looking over their homeworking on, well this is,
misspelled and we were told.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
To stop correcting.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Them why on? Misspellings because you just want them to
get the thought and the idea out and then that
would come later at POINT i don't, know, dude don't ask,
me that's. Why and THEN i. COULDN'T i couldn't help with.
THAT i couldn't help with the math because it was
the common core. Stuff and like the WAY i, learned
the way we learned how to do it was all
(32:38):
it was just all. Different we had vocabulary, words we
had spelling, words and until.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
We moved the kids to this new, school they didn't
have any of that. Stuff this Is it reminds me
of my friend who has two, daughters and they raised
their daughters without using the. Word, no we don't say the.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Word And shakespeare never had to spell things. Correctly, wait,
yeah eight, seven seven forty, Four woodie text us over
to two to nine eighty.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Seven we'll be right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Back Lois. Show this is The Woody.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Show and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct. World my name Is. Woody that
Is Greg. Gory, yeah high would menace Is? Rodney you
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(34:00):
new calls eight seven seven Four. Woodie you can send
us a text over to two to nine eighty. Seven
some of the training news headlines coming up for you this.
Morning medic AND i are In dallas this. Morning hold
it down at ninety seven to. One The eagle here In.
Dallas we're going to be On saturday and The Saint
Patrick's Day. Parade, Lucky, yeah love and that part as well.
(34:24):
Well i've never been a part of a parade.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Before, no most, people.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Do you know what to?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Do?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Really don't know what to.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
DO i think we're going to be throwing out beads
and prizes and.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Stuff like that we have A t shirt.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Cannon oh, dude if there's A t shirt, cannon that's
WHAT i want to, do all, right that'ld be your. Job,
well the coolest THING i ever got to do was
we had one of THOSE t shirt. Slingshots have you seen?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Those?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Oh, yes where there's a person on either side holding
either end and. Middle, yeah you, Like SO i would
take THE t shirt it was all tied, up AND
i would put in the middle and then just keep walking,
back walking, back walking, back and then let this thing
go and it would shoot THIS t shirt like way
back on you, know like an. Amphitheater there's the seats up,
front and then there's the lawn back in the, back
(35:14):
like one of those shed. Venues oh, dude we hit the.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Lawn it was.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Great you'd be afraid of hitting me in the face.
Though that kind of, Stuff, well you could if you
were being, unscrupulous you could look to smoke some people
in the side of their.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Head, yeah like the spirit girls or. Whatever at certain sporting,
events they're running around with the whistles in between innings or,
whatever and, yeah they'll have like a couple of those,
things like those BIG t shirts sling shots or. WHATEVER
i want the one that shoots hot. Dogs oh, yeah
it'd be.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Cool you can fly.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
It don't be, jealous everybody But medicin AND i are
going to hit up A BUCkies. TODAY i love it
and shout out To morgan's. Mom she got me A
BUCkies gift. Card that.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
All.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Right, so, yeah we got a lot to get to this,
hour but we got a brand new redneck news that
we're gonna start here. With so what do you show
if you own lord camouflage?
Speaker 10 (36:06):
Shirts then collared, words we.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Don't hear about your asshole radneck news for, Sure and
today's redneck.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
News this is From, Tampa, florida where the police they
responded to a call at a vacant strip, club The
Old Pink Pony.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Club what it was early in the morning when.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
This dude got, inside fired some gunshots and then set
the place on.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Fire oh. No when the officers.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Arrived on the, scene they saw the guy he was
dragging some brush into the burning, building you, know like.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Adding some kindling or something or why.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Not, yeah, anyway they got him under arrest and while
he was in, custody he complained that he was.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Thirsty so the.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Cops they gave him a bottle of, water which he
drank and then returned the favor by peeing in the
bottle and throwing.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
It back at the. Police oh.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Nice now they're still not sure why he did, it
but he's been ards with, arson shooting within the, building gun,
possession battery on a police, officer and felony criminal.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Mischief and so there you.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Have that is From, Tampa, florida where a guy broke
into a vacant strip, club shot it, up set it on,
fire and threw a bottle of his own pea at the.
Cops he was unattended long enough to pee into a.
BOTTLE i, KNOW i, mean you're just sitting in, THERE
i guess. Right, yes have you been to The atlanta?
LOCATION i have.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
LIVED i have lived at The atlanta. Location oh that's the.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
One that's the one you lived.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
At, yeah for the kids out, there The Pig pony
is an actual chain of strip. CLUBS i don't know
If Chapel roon knew that when she was writing her,
song but it's they've Been they've been around for quite
some time.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
There, YEAH i forgot that you lived in the parking
lot of his strip. Club one of the many random places.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
LIVED i didn't know the name of. It, yeah, no
it's Uh In, CHAPEL i.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
DON'T i don't think she.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Did she sings about The Pink Poney Script club IN
la which doesn't. Exist but, YEAH i lived in the parking.
Lot they, said they built me a, deck a. Porch
WHAT i ran electricity? Off The Pink Pony CLUB.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
I always, Forgot like why they let you live?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
There were you like a.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Bouncer they were a partner of our radio station at the,
time AND i had AN rv and THE rv was
parked kind. Of there was a there was an empty
lot next to the radio station that the local cops
didn't like so, much so they, said, hey come on
down to The Pink Pony Strip.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Club in our parking.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Lot and, yeah there were gunshots in that parking lot,
Too not from The Pink Pony Strip, club but from
a nearby nightclub that for some reason was like only
open On sunday And monday. Nights, yeah well it. Was
it was a different sort of. Club that's the Thing
i'm not clear. About Was so is it pink this
one In? Tampa is it still The Pink Pony?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Club or was.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
It, yeah they said vacant that we just. CLOSED i think,
yeah probably.
Speaker 9 (38:42):
Just a close located you know. Closed it was like
sometimes McDonald's closed. Too, yeah, Yeah i'm saying but like you,
know it's just wasn't open at the. Time, No, no
that's what they're. Saying vacant, close vacant closed.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Down, yeah that's what they're. Saying that'd be KIND i, Mean,
GREG i mean we talked about that before it was. It,
yeah there was a there was a guy and it
worked at the station that you were working at this
BEFORE i worked with you at that, station but they
used to be at a different, location and then they
were moving over to a different. Studio and before they,
(39:15):
left like the, studios like the windows between the two
STUDIOS i. Recall, yeah so like this this friend of
ours was taking chairs and throwing it through the studio,
glass like just trashing the. Place that would be so
much fun if you were like allowed to do.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
That, OH i would pay to do. That you've done,
It Gregg. Room, yeah it's. AWESOME I mean my fantasy
has always been to go to a department store with
a baseball, bat, right just destroy the. Place that would
be so much.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Fun well here here at the radio station where we work.
Now they did a renovation a number of years ago,
now but remember they they let us hit the wall
a few times with the.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Sledgehammer we begged to have. Help they were reluctant to.
Help we, did but we talked him into. It, YEAH
i mean the two swings.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Each, yeah that was cool, though make them good so
cool break. THINGS i still like to throw the things
off the. Balcony it's been way too. Long Ours A
gena calls it the Crying. PADDY i love the crying.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
PATIO i didn't know you could do other things boards
off of.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
That i'd like to be a part of, that because
there's a street down. Below but, no the time that
we're doing is before the show even. Starts nobody and
you can see you could see in the distance like
if somebody was, coming like this is like squirreling deer and.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Stuff, yeah that's, it no big. Deal, yeah speaking of
businesses closing, down have you guys ever noticed when gas
stations shut, down they put a chain link fence around,
it and within one week it's like four foot tall.
Weeds PHYSIC.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
I don't, say maybe for that one spot in your
yard that you can't get to grow. Anything they maybe
just bury an Old uh it's like an old like.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Gas tank under. There all of a, sudden these weeds
are and through just because they put a fence around.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
It guts to hear a cool. Story, yeah, okay so
we have the news coming. Up this is not one
of the bigger stories sweeping the, nation BUT i thought
it was an interesting. Story this is about this embalmer
at a funeral home In houston who got in. Trouble
she cut off a dead man's penis and stuffed it
in his.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Mouth why he was a registered sex.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Offender, ah and so she took the SCALPEL i guess
stabbed him twice and then cut his hog off and
then shoved it down his. Throat people talk about doing
that to sex offenders all the. Time and he's, dead
so it's not like he felt. It But i'm, sure
like you, know maybe she was a prior, victim not of,
him but just in, general and that this is part of.
Her you might be, wondering how do you end up
(41:46):
getting caught for? That, well she did all this in
front of an embalming. Student oh it. Was and then
he knocked her. Out so, yeah so she was charged
with abuse of a, corpse which of course that's the,
law and of course.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Is gonna that's gonna.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Happen but satisfying. Though we have the idea of it's pretty, great, like,
oh here's some sex. Offender but the reality they all
talk about you have your nuts cut? Off then how
did you really? Hurt like you?
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Said?
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Nobody, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Nobody oh that's so creepy. Though it's kind of what.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
They do with the, turkeys, RIGHT i mean they take
the neck and the stuff and they gives and they.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Put it on that in the back and they put
it back in the cavity back.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Up, yeah the same, thing except this pervy bastard just
cut his hog off and stuffed in his.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Mouth mouth and then probably the mouth.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Shut, yeah his family had no idea that he had
his own penis in his. Mouth for the for the open.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Are pumping?
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Out is that your final? Request? Anyway we got some
trending news headlines that's coming up next year on The Woody.
Show phones open eight seven seven forty. Four Wood you
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Speaker 2 (42:44):
With us this.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Morning, yeah medicine iron In dallas this morning and we're
always traveling, around uh to the different, cities different stations
for different. Things LIKE i, said we're just in the
part of The Saint Patrick's day pray uh this, weekend.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Just on a.
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Float yeah, yeah but, yeah somebody texted over, man it's, like, hey,
man that place like they're mad that we're In dallas
because they're they're In austin.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
And we should be In. Austin and by the, way
that's that's.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Uh we we would love to we we'd love to
have an event popping in off. Please.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah austin right now is just events South By.
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Southwest that's the go To austin South by south, Right but,
yeah just to. GO i, mean we we got a
lot of great listeners In austin one on ONE, x
the great station that that we're on. There, yeah let's,
go let's do a let's do an event, there all.
Right we got a lot that we can do while
we're In austin. Too we can stop By Tom segura's young.
Place he's got a really cool set up.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
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Yeah, also, uh we're getting requests For New. Orleans that's another.
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One.
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Man we we've been there a couple of times And,
yeah it's always. Fun that's another place to go we.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
HAVE i, MEAN i was just there during The Super,
bowl had a little meetup and people showed.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Up so, Yeah i'm, saying like a place where we
can just go and you, know have drinks and hang
out and sounds collect shake your.
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Listening but wherever you're listening to The Woodie show this,
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to two nine eight. Seven what are the trending news
headlines this, Morning Gina Grad.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Yeah SO SpaceX had to delay their flight to The
International Space station yesterday to swap out NASA's two stuck
astronauts because new crew is coming in and they want
to Bring Butch wilmer And Sunny williams. Home but there
was a launch pad. Problem they started having concerns about
four hours before The falcon rocket was supposed to take.
Off the four astronauts were already strapped in their little,
(44:56):
capsule less than an hour to go and to, liftoff
and it got. Canceled, yeah that uh ball.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Postponed that. Happens that happens a.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
LOT i, remember like when The shuttle was launching and
you'd you'd watch these things about these, missions and they
would talk about the astronaut, training and you go through
all this training for this, event right for you, know
this this, mission and, man it's such a tease because
you're strapped, in you're ready to, go you're waiting from
the light. Up and then also, like oh, guys it's
not happening. Today, yeah and then he got a wait
(45:25):
for a window because they have like different windows where
they can actually it's whether it's where you, know like
the different rotation where wherever you're going to the space garbage.
Space yeah, Yeah and so it's, like, ah, man we
talk about a. Tease, yeah you're. Ready well it could
be as soon as.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Tonight BUT i think we've we all learned as children
Watching The challenger that you just you went in. Doubt oh,
yeah postpone of. Course, well there's a new person of
interest in the disappearance Of university Of pittsburgh students Sue Diksha.
Konanki his name Is Joshua, reebe and the cops have
a lot of. Concerns he's technically not a, suspect a
(46:03):
full on. Suspect, Apparently rebe is A us citizen who
was on vacation In Punta, kana but not With konanki's.
Group they also say he may have been the last
person to see her before she. Disappeared, so as we
told you, Before conanki's clothes were found on the, beach
on a beach bed close to. Her cops think she.
Vanished they say that so far there's no evidence of.
Violence and a different dude went swimming with, her but
(46:25):
when he got back to the, Shore kononki was nowhere
to be. Found and he was the dude that kind
of like dragged himself up and passing. Out, yeah, exactly
he got out of.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
The, water he barfed and passed, out and then when
he woke, up she was. Gone yeah she's. Gone and
like you, said, YEAH.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
I found out the name of that drink that that's
local to there that people. Have it's Called Mama. Wana
except their version of like the audio smother f it
gets you messed. Up so it's rum and red, wine
which has like different type of spices and tree bark in.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
It it's nothing like an audio, said, well, no it
messes you, up Because i've had it a couple of
times WHILE i was, there And i'm.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Just talking about like just how like how boozy it. Is,
yeah it is is.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Bad is it like a long island where you don't
really realize how much booze you're actually drinking because of
all the, Others.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah because of the of.
Speaker 10 (47:17):
It.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yeah i've heard a lot of smack talk ABOUT Ua
Dominican republic in this, room just over the LAST i
don't know a couple of, MONTHS i, feel BUT i
know so many people that love going.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
There, yeah just because they've never been To. MEXICO i
mean because, honestly like is that the HONESTLY I i've
gone To Dominican, REPUBLIC i probably wouldn't go. BACK I
i BECAUSE i Enjoyed. Mexico are the. Beaches the beaches
are a little, rocky but then you'll find, Places you'll
find areas are really really. Nice.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, YEAH i JUST i don't, know, buddy he loves
it the way THAT i love that spot In. Mexico
ago like he loves this place that he goes in
in Uh In.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Dominican, YEAH i just like going To mexico a lot.
MORE i thought your exact words, were it's trash.
Speaker 9 (48:03):
There, oh it is the floating island of.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
GARBAGE i think you said, that like THE gop.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Event, yeah dr.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
NOTHING i guess the people the d are just you,
KNOW i just want to go back because at menace.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Right that we should move. On it's saying how they
say there's no evidence of violence against this missing, student
would how would they know if there was unless there.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Was blood or hair.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Stranglation but if they found like some blood on the
sand or who.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Knows.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Well the woman who Accused JAY z of raping her
when she was thirteen was caught on an audio recording
admitting that it never.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Happened, YEAH i heard the.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Tape.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah oh, well apparently her lawyer pushed her to go
through with the, suit and the suit was quietly withdrawn
by her attorney last month after he follow the voluntary
notice of. Dismissal.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah so they're doing this interview with her and the
guys Us a de Mand a woman they're interviewing her
and getting her her her. Statement so JAY z was, there,
yes but was he involved in any of the things
that you're talking, about like the other stuff that she
had already DoD she'd, Know, Okay so that was, IT i,
mean and that's why the lawyer was out there going, like,
(49:15):
hey listen to this. Tape she's telling you like he
didn't do. Anything he might have, been he might have
been at the same, place but he didn't do anything to,
Her like he didn't sexually assault her or.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Anything he doesn't exactly get you. Know, yeah it's it's not,
great but it's not it's he's he's.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Absolved. Yeah and then she, claimed she claimed that the
lawyer is the one who pushed her to go after
JAY z and she goes but when, that, Well whitey
think that is she, GOES i don't, Know well maybe
because he's got a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
And that's all the lawyers.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Saw doesn't care that you're, gonna you, know drag him
into something like. This this is the scary part that
people will just make completely fabricate.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
And make something. Up the latest one with Like Drew
ski and who else Is, oh That's shrewsky and the football. Player,
YEAH i know what you're talking.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
About, yah we just talked about, it damn it using
her body as a.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Quote oh, Yeah odell and then somebody else and the
like in a weird part of The San Francisco bay
area that oddly all these famous people would be. At.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
YEAH i just, uh you, know it just it's it's
scary because it's so. Easy it seems like it's it
seems like just based on what you, hear it seems
like it's so easy to. Do, well we have to
do is just file something and then everybody's just supposed
to sit here and blindly believe you.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
EXADLY i don't know why they haven't changed the laws
because in certain, countries like if you falsely accuse, people
you can go back after.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Them JAY z is filing a defamation lawsuit against her
and her. Attorney but what's the public going to? Remember
you know that the big headline that he was accused
of doing.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
This Or oh that's why that's why this audio was
so great to, have because The lord's, like.
Speaker 9 (50:58):
Hey listen to, that and you'd tell me right exactly
and it's super cleared Nowt, well a forty.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
One year old woman In indiana was found alive after
being trapped in her car for six. Days apparently she'd
fallen asleep behind the wheel and veered off the road
into a really deep.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Ditch bye. Bye her car had crashed.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Off the road out of you from passing, traffic so
no one could hear her calls for. Help her legs
were injured in the crash and she couldn't move, them
and her phone lost, Power so this is. Fascinating to,
survive she used her sweater to soak up water from
a nearby creek and then would like ring it out
and drink. It then On, tuesday a passer by operating
a drainage equipment thing in the area noticed her called the.
(51:40):
Cops she was flown to a hospital placed in THE
icu and had a lot of injuries to her legs
and her ribs and her. Wrist but she is expected
to be. Okay AND i would imagine like a hair
of you, know diarrhea or something from drinking sweater or.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Fakewater you're, Right, god if only she had a self driving, Car,
hi MENIS i?
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Know WELL i just saw footage of a cyber truck
in a body of.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Water well that was the guy purposely drove.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Again they were doing a cool. Stunt that's, Why oh,
okay cool with.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
The cool stunt to ruin your.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Car sometimes things, happen.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Man IT'S i had anober driver who was going off
about cyber trucks the other, day, saying, well he's he's
a big truck, guy and he, goes, man he, goes,
uh do you ever see anybody try to toe something
with one of these cyber? Trucks he, goes the bumper
comes right.
Speaker 9 (52:24):
Off now there's one viral video or some guy's stress.
Test it did some ridiculous. Thing they've done multiple videos
showing cyber trucks towing things like towing AN f one
fifty and vice versa up up pills and stuff like,
that and it performs.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Quite can we have your car Tow greg's?
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Truck we could do we could do a. TRACTOR i
would love.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
That let's do, like, yeah let's do like an obstacle
course in the garage that loves you so.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Much i'm they that they support. That we tried to
do a video in the gym at the radio. Station,
yeah they shut that. Down imagine we're trying to like
drag another car through the.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Garage here's the. Secret guys do it on the. Weekend
no one's, here and they're.
Speaker 5 (53:03):
STUPID i THINK i think we're onto. Something well that's
what's going on with.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
You welcome, back AND i look cute and.
Speaker 4 (53:08):
Gutty they are very mean, spirited way back. Anybody, hey
we're talking about in the, news she had that story
about the woman who was trapped in her.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Car oh, yeah how many?
Speaker 4 (53:21):
Games was a?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Six?
Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yeah well how about somebody who was in their car
for the last three? Years what this is a big.
STORY i keep seeing this popping up everywhere. Today you
guys remember the group End, vogue right of, course like
man En vogue had so many songs in the. Nineties,
yeah never, GONE i get, it, Rules, YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Wasn't yeah for your? Mind oh, yeah.
Speaker 15 (53:54):
And you're follow love it be colored, blind don't be so? Shallow,
yeah yeah was The yeah maybe maybe had a lot of.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Songs how about the time you remember this song hold?
On oh, yeah, yeah hold on to your? Love, yeah oh, baby.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
And don't forget giving him something he can.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
FEEL i was gonna, say if you really want to get, Sexy,
greg YOU i do a love this.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Song, hey maybe they're bringing that.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Baseline oh, YEAH i love you all not long or fifteen, minutes,
right you know.
Speaker 5 (54:43):
That's set the, timer huge, Gem.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
I'm sa, anyway what we're talking about?
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Now, Okay so one of their founding members don Rob
benson is her.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Name she's been living in her car for the last three.
Speaker 12 (55:03):
Years.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
Babe now how she lost all her? MONEY i, mean who,
knows because they were that's a WELL.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I looked it.
Speaker 6 (55:10):
Up she actually left the group in nineteen ninety. Seven
the group started in eighty. Nine we started to take
off a little in the early nineties and THEN i
think it was like on the second album she, left
and they actually re recorded a lot of her early second,
album so she probably only had money on the first.
(55:31):
Album and you know first album, deals you don't really get.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
A lot of.
Speaker 9 (55:34):
Money, okay CONCEPT i knew who was listening to En
vogue in after ninety?
Speaker 4 (55:38):
Seven, WELL i mean it's it's still been on the
all The soccer mom stations And Ultimate rotation, Anyway so
she was living with her mom In. Vegas things went
sideways there and she moved back to La her manager
at the time put her up at a hotel until
she could find a place to, live but then eight
months later she was still. There so she ended up
living in her car and that's where she's been in
(56:00):
for the last three.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Years.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
Done she's living that car life sea, bass WHICH i
know you love when you're, younger when you're your.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Fifties, Right, yeah that's. Bad And i'll say this like she's.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
Not asking for anyone's. Pity she, says, quote it's not
what was. Me i'm learning about WHO i. Am i'm
learning about myself as a. Person and she says it's
been a time of, awakening, healing, forgiving and. Growing that's
a lot of generic nothing that means.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Nothing says that she's discovered a new.
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Community, okay the car.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Community, yeah the car.
Speaker 9 (56:35):
COMMUNITY i didn't, see like what vehicle that she was living. In,
yeah she shot the video with like a black thing around,
her like a drape or.
Speaker 6 (56:42):
Something, yeah BECAUSE i mean she was mentioning like THE
rv life or, like you, know a sprinter van, life
or is she just straight up living in A, YEAH
i don't.
Speaker 4 (56:53):
REMEMBER i don't remember this. Song do you guys remember this?
Song gina don't Let? Go someone's texting him about this.
One if you know this, one you lived in a car,
Menus yes they. DID i remember the song you Do
nothing about A lose, Control don't let go, said just like, yeah.
Speaker 16 (57:14):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
How the.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah and vogus from the same area as, so like
all these songs are a major.
Speaker 4 (57:30):
Rotation why are we talking, everybody we're singing? Here, yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
But, yeah they were like on the radio.
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Constantly.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah still hear them every once in a.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
While but if you know them them in LIKE, tlc
we're kind of right around the. Same get a party.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Started you don't write the songs or have the publishing behind,
them you're not making kind of.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Cash, yeah all, right eight seven seven forty Four. Wooding
you can send us a text over to two to
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Speaker 7 (57:56):
Back he took a dog of, mayonnaise sat down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on.
Speaker 4 (58:03):
It and like wiggled it, around wiggled it.
Speaker 10 (58:05):
Around we'll be right back back to The Woody show
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
World good, morning, everybody thank you for being.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Here we are The Woodie show On. Woody That's Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
Menace good, Morning good, Morning gina Grad, hi we've got sea.
Bats you Got Sammy morgan is taking your calls at
eight seven seven forty.
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Four that's eight seven seven forty Four.
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Woding you can send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven and it's a time for a
round of this week in.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Audio what do you got for a sea?
Speaker 9 (58:45):
Best, Well sammy's prayers have been. Answered we have new
music FROM R. Kelly, NO i Mean.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
I'm making new.
Speaker 9 (58:57):
Music, well that's a good, question because he's in. Mail, correct, Correct, Well,
No apparently he's been making phone calls to a buddy
on the, Outside Rodney, east you know, him and he
chose appropriately enough to do a remix or a COVER i,
guess a reinterpretation of.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
A Chris brown, Song Oh shock called right right.
Speaker 9 (59:17):
Exactly and APPARENTLY R kelly Chose residuals because he is
mad that while in jail he is not making money
from his.
Speaker 2 (59:25):
Music oh, no all, Right so this is the.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
Song this Is residuals, Remix, yes remix from a federal
prison From. Robert this call will be recorded in subject
to monitory at any. Time to accept this, call Pres,
spye you may be again.
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Speaking.
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NOW i got two.
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Minutes let's.
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Go there's the loan of, fame.
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Listing down and reading meaninglegally wait.
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Music this, wait that's that's being sung over a. Phone
so he's sung it over the.
Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
Phone but obviously the mixed Sing men production was done
not in, prison because, yeah you couldn't do the the reverb.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
And, yeah they took just raw audio of him singing
over a. Phone so the man's got. Talent, Folks, jammy
you're ready to be. MAD i kind of like.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
This crank it, up creak it. UP i agree With.
Sammy it's not. BAD i never said wow.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
To Be sammy's wedding. SONG i want to go that,
far BUT i. DO i do hate.
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
THAT i, like, Yeah i'm not obsessed with it like v,
is but it's. Good like you can agree with.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
This Steve bass so he's he, says since he's been in,
jail he has written over eight albums, right which you
know it's never right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Song what else if he if he's written these, songs
we HAVE Ai now we have his. Voice he could
he can make an. Easily that's what they.
Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
Say and in, fact the guy who posted this this
uh This Rodney east guy says this is NOT ai
at all it's fully him again singing over the prison,
phone because you know you, could you could use THE.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Ai but then again people know and it's you know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
That it IS. Ai but if he has all these
lyrics for eight, albums you could easily put those.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Out AND i really like how they leaned into the
prison thing like this college we got two.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Minutes they're not putting it on my. COMMISSARY i love.
Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
It but do you think anyone is really gonna listen to?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
It?
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Like are you?
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WILL? R?
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KELLY i?
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
WOULD i would, Listen you would, everything you would support
him and know that money is going to him and
everything is not going down, though.
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Right why did You sammy Say, Chris i'm SORRY R
kelly Good? Man good? Music i'm not sure.
Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
MUSIC i don't know what his if he has settlements
with his alleged victims or confirmed, victims SO i don't
know if His rael royalties go to them for however.
Long but apparently that's the whole por premise of this,
song as he's, Saying i'm not getting the money that's
owed to, me so he's not getting it. Regardless yeahsal.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Who's getting all my?
Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
Residuals This week In audio now here's the song THAT
i couldn't wait for it to come. Out this is
new music From Jessica. Simpson now she has done the
thing that everyone does if you're not a young hot,
person you sing country music because they don't care how
old and fat and gross you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Are, ye but.
Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
She's hot. Again but she's.
Speaker 9 (01:02:36):
Old but she is old and she's not that hot
because in this new music video for her new, song
which is Called, leave she has overdone the lip, fillers
like so many women have these lip fillers. Today we'll
look back on this in you, know, years and it'll
be like the feathered hair of the, seventies, like, oh
that must have been the twenty.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Twenties she's.
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Gross people go filler blind and they don't realize how
much they're putting in.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
All, yeah exactly that surprise look like. That now this is.
Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Correct her body is back to. Banging but her song
apparently is about how her ex husband she did on. Her,
again this Is Jessica simpson going a slightly country With.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Leave what we have?
Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Margin now you made a targic given how what she
gave to. Me now the world that you drink rooms,
empty we must make lonely holy, loney did you do
the what you did to?
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Me was?
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this is the weather. Guy his name Is Brooks. Garner
he's From fox thirty five In. Orlando he's doing his
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that's the first time with. Tornado he's hit While i'm
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On.
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Yeah did he get a desk to get under?
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Her what was he?
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Doing BUT i understand something could fall on, you, right
he played because their studios is the inner part of the.
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Building he was not having a. Problem and also the
you know these weather, guys they put themselves in the
eye of danger for. Hurricanes they're out on the beach and, yeah, man.
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You see them this week in.
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Audio all, right, guys time for the sea best original
copyrighted Trademark. Gaine how'd they? Out, well he got two different. Clips,
okay how is this person getting?
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Hurt, OKAY i have an. IDEA i got.
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You, guys get some.
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Help it's the same way that this second person is
getting hurt. Here, okay.
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It wait what was?
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GUYS i was just gonna, say, like Because greg AND
i talk about how each one of us at different
points in our life had to get one of those
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yeah and, man that hurts like a.
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Stub, toe, right but videoing, That, hey, guys check it.
Out i'm getting My.
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My first thought for the first video was that something
had like clamped down on somebody's, finger like a like
a snake or. Something in the second, ONE i heard
like some like vibrating, sounds AND i bet it's one
of those like you put the electrodes on the guy
and they feel like childbirth or period. Pains, yeah So
i'm With gina on.
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That the first one to me sounded like a clamp
and then the second ONE i thought maybe a. TASER
i heard kind of like a weird shocky thing at the,
beginning and then the vibrating at the.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
End, yeah let's listen one more.
Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Time the good clips for a show promo, here and
then here's the second BECAUSE i heard something either like,
crack like like knuckles cracking Or, okay guysse listen at
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the very beginning of.
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That, again you hear like knuckles cracking or. Something you hear.
Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
That, Okay i'm gonna say you guys are super. Close
is it the drop on your foot?
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Challenge? Oh That australian? Thing, yeah, yeah it's very. Close
something is. Cracking that's someone's. Neck that's a. Chiropractor.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Oh so this is a guy who apparently he popped.
Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
Up on my uh not on my, TikTok but on my.
Feed he goes by Doctor. Remix on the TikTok he
has seven point seven million. Followers and what they do
in this move is they put your you're lying back
down on a. Table they clamp some like some holders
onto your. Hips then they wrap a towel under the
underside of your neck and they just yank your head straight.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Back.
Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
Absolutely they call it even titled it A Gentle chiropractic
Sp neck something or.
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Other.
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Yeah, Right, so for those of you who have been
to a, CHIROPRACTOR i, have does, it does it feel
good or does it? Hurt it feels good after it
doesn't AND i never had. Pain it just feels like it's. Surprising,
well because you know when when things crack like something,
yeah or you're getting, massage it feels, good.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Like the after.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
THAT i wouldn't want to go through the adjustment. Part
if it's like super, paid like this guy sounds like
he's in major, PAIN i wouldn't want to go through.
That but, like, oh but you know, what man like, afterwards.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
You're gonna feel. Great i'm assuming these are one of
those guys because you see these videos online all the
time where they come into the office and they're like
hunched over and then they're trying to realign. Them this
guy also loves.
Speaker 9 (01:10:24):
Cupping so, again, Chiropractors i'm calling this right. Now we
ARE i don't, know hopefully it's, soon but people will
learn that chiropractors are complete scam artists and it will
look back on this time.
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Unfondly BUT i, know what do you mean this? Time this?
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Time, well they if you read the Book trick Or,
treatment they, basically through lobbying and other, stuff they've kind
of weaseled their way to number one to call themselves
doctors number two to be get like on insurance and
things like. That now to tell, you to show you
how much this doctor remix is a legit. DUDE i
went back on his YouTube page AND i found out
that he wrote a rap oh Sweet. Cairo here it, is, yes, okay, yeah.
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when you're, backwards but they get from me like the other.
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Yeah now back to the relief.
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MIX i was showing another. Stretch you're gonna need this
for your upper back because your pussure bag from using
your phone all right through the. Weekend arms.
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Up i'm.
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Terrible this is a guy who could possibly break my.
Name he's about twelve years old. TOO i won't get
that moment in time.
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Back. Yeah, Thanks, yeah and the people who swear by
the car BUT i guess whatever works for. You people
swear by the, cupping people swear by the cup is
fully in the de. Bottom there is nothing behind. Cupping,
yeah and then looks what it was at, Puncture nothing behind.
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THAT i tried both didn't do. Anything you did the,
acupuncture acupuncture and cupping for back. Pay i'm scared went
away and, thought, no thanks for.
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Nothing my mama was asked about acupuncture AND i felt
Like sea bass just deflating her hopes and dreams of
what it could do for.
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Her.
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the PEOPLE i, mean, NO i just don't.
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Think but you think that people who go get acupuncture
and feel better, afterwards it's all in their mind Because
i've never done.
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It, Okay see asked about the foot chart that you
see at the, mall like those hip bone.
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It's it's acupuncture related. Pressure maybe it's it's it's absolute.
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Garbage.
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Again the book Is Tricker.
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TREATMENT i, know it's like three hundred pages and no
one's going to read, it but it literally breaks, down
goes into the history of all these garbage medical quote
unquote treatments and debunks.
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Nearly all of.
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Them the.
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you wreck.
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yeah that's.
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yeah Ice cube check. Yourself yeah that's. Correct yeah, yeah uh,
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Yourself you know what's.
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Showing up a lot in my feet is dogs going
to the chiropractor.
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CATS i. Saw that's too. Risky, YEAH i saw.
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This this, guy he was a chiropractor doing a neck
adjustment on a.
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Draft just that.
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One oh that's. Funny, well your dad works with.
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Horses they don't have the people that come by and
do the chiropractic stuff on, horses not THAT i.
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Know they just drug him up with. Stuff they do
it with a they do it with a front loader.
Strength Like i've seen. That did you see you see
the guy with the?
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DRAFT i have not seen.
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That do you start at the top near the head
or the bottom near.
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The he's like he's like holding its. Head he's up
on this like two story tall thing because you, know
the draft standing up and he's just holding it in
his whole body obviously turns to get the the drafts
head to, move and you hear it and then the
draft is just like leaning into him almost like oh, like.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Uh this weekend.
Speaker 9 (01:14:50):
Audio, guys What's Bonnie blue doing these? Days oh, Boy Bonnie,
blue beause you don't recall she was one of the
two ladies who was trying to get that world like gang.
Train she claims she had over a thousand. Guys british. Lady, well,
yeah this Was this would have been a good week
for us to be on vacation In cancun because she
is posted up at one of the resorts down there.
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And she is working doing it for.
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Real she's, well she's not doing like the thousand, persons
but she's doing little mini trials here she. Is she's
she's actually looking for certain type of. Folks here's what she's.
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DOING i want a fundy for betty legal, girls Especially
i've just had the eighteenth.
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Birthday apparently they taste really really. Sweet, yeah so she's
looking for eighteen year old, girls hunt for bally legal,
girls barely legal. Girl, okay she wants to taste them,
well because isn't she pregnant or one of them's?
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Pregnant?
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Right oh, no that was his, FOLKS i THINK i
know what you're talking. About, yeah that was that was
that was a fake. News, unfortunately here's some of the.
Plans and how are you, Saying, oh, man that. Sucks
my my daughter just went down to Can coon and
she's missed.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Out, well how DO i get to?
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It how DO i get to check in on what's
happening down?
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There barely legal ones for. Us, okay So i'm going
to live stream.
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My experience with some of the spring breakers especially there's barely.
Legal so if you're a parent wondering where you kids
get up through a spring, break don't.
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Worry i'm going to live stream it for.
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You.
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you heard about? This what he has brought? Up? Bops
you know girls are called bops these WHILE i learned
that through through my. Son yeah these, yeah well, yeah
blown out p.
Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Words there's so so back that chicks a bop back
like a few years, ago like all these influencers would
live in a house and it would be called like
a hype, house, right but now they're doing bop. Houses
so like all these girls that are only fan, models
they'll live in a mansion together and create content and
that's called the and that's what the bop is blown out?
Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Words can we how did this conversation with your son?
Speaker 14 (01:16:51):
Go?
Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Well, because like we were going through his phone after
we had an issue with the phone at one, point
and as we're reading things like, THAT i kept hearing
like the conversations going back and forth been like this
group of boys going, like, oh, well you know she's a,
Bob she's a total. Bob And i'm like, bob AND i,
go what the hess? On and THEN i looked it
up and THEN i h what's your Favorite Bob? House
ONCE i, saw ONCE i saw what it, Meant i'm,
like this is what you guys are talking. ABOUT i,
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said how boppy can girls who are in like ninth
and tenth.
Speaker 9 (01:17:16):
Grade B, WELL i mean it's just you, know, yeah
that's the one where you show that you have his
mother make that, converse have that conversation for.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Him, oh she had a conversation with him about other.
Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Things.
Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Yea ALSO i heard the bob houses they like beef
with each other On whidding this.
Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
Week, well in a fully unrelated segment, here apparently The
Sacramento kings have been listening to you wouldie because they
have one of those little like between period games where
people come out of the court instead of shooting like
a half court. Shot they've got a fake gas pump
and you have to try to pump gas exactly to
get exactly even do that anyway, AGAIN i will spill
(01:17:59):
gas Before i'll let it go. Anywhere so it has
to either be to the whole dollar or to the closest.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Quarter.
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Same, yeah well we have a. Competition, yeah it's either
got to be to the whole dollar or like if
it goes to if it goes to like sixty eight
dollars and you, know fourteen, CENTS i had to go
to sixty eight twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Five so the grass gets a little. Watering, yeah, yeah
but this is amazing that they're doing a halftime. Show,
yeah so here's a guy who is trying to out
trying to get twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Even all, right.
Speaker 14 (01:18:27):
We're gonna go With.
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Tom tom good, luck, dude so.
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Close he just got a perfect. Pump, rubles tell me tell.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Me what the perfect. Pump, yeah last saw the video at.
Act didn't realize that was a. Game, yeah that's.
Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Cool in the WEIRD i saw this other that they'll televise.
Anything but there was this other. Contest it was in
a different country where they had to cut things in
half and try to get them to be as close to.
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
It, perfectly even in. Weight it was the. Pretzel the, pretzel.
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Like a big soft, pretzel and so like this, guy
he's like he really like was looking and he got it. Exactly,
yeah they weigh it and, everything and these guys were
pumped as if they won the Super. Bowl the pretzel to. Half,
yeah it's pretty. FUNNY I we're gonna take a. Break
More Woodies show is coming up after that. Break eight,
seven seven forty, Four. Woodie if you want to call, In.
Speaker 16 (01:19:24):
Hello To The Woody. Show Chris barnell here with a video. Message,
Hi I'm Greg. GORY i love respect And i'm quite
jealous Of Sea. Bass let's spend the weekend In Santa.
BARBARA i have a wide selection of cabernets to choose. From,
yeah The Woody.
Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Show all, right we're going through some of this week in.
Audio what he got next To Sea?
Speaker 9 (01:19:47):
Bass your documentary for all You marvel dorks about Stan,
Lee and.
Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
There's still a lot of coverage about, this like is
he just being like, Used, yeah that was the, thing
like not.
Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
On his, creations but About apparently they are alleging in
this documentary that he got milk in this guy and
he got The Bruce willis, treatment where he had some
handler who would just take him to different conferences and
different autograph, sessions and they're alleging that they were kind
of he was not allowed to do stuff because he
was well into his nineties when he, DIED.
Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
I, believe but he seemed perfectly quote. Normal, Okay, well
here's a little bit from the.
Speaker 18 (01:20:20):
Trailer my name Is john Buller jack and for the
last four years Of stanley's, LIFE i was his, assistant his,
confidante but most importantly his. Friend stan spent his final
years and enduring this, treatment manipulation and betrayal at the
hands of a few very bad. Actors at the, TIME
i didn't have the power to stop, it BUT i
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did have a camera AND i filmed.
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Everything.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
YEAH i saw the one clip where he's sitting there
and he's waiting to go out on stage and he goes,
like what AM i doing?
Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Here what AM? I?
Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Like you could tell he didn't really want to be.
Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
Right, Yeah AND i saw the clips AND i went
through the whole, trailer and you see a couple that,
like do we have to do?
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
THIS i was, like, yeah we. Do and that seems
to be the extent of the abuse quote, unquote which isn't.
Great if he doesn't want to do, something he doesn't
have to do. Something BUT i guess the question is
where did all the money?
Speaker 9 (01:21:08):
Go because it wasn't because if you think if they
had clips of him being screamed at or, hurt they
would have put that in the.
Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Trailer sure you don't see any of. That you just
see to be, like, hey can we? Leave AND i was, like,
no not. Yet, YEAH i in the one CLUB i,
watched AND i kind of a bow for the. Guy
like you, said he's in his, nineties like he does
not want to be, there but just kind of feels,
like you, know forced maybe to be, there but so sort.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Of kind of but he wasn't like crying about it Like. Greg,
greg when he's forced to do stupid things for us at,
events you hear about. It you hear about it this weekend.
Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
Audio, well speaking Of, greg his favorite thing happens after
a little boy made a call or a little girl excuse, me,
okay no, boy sorry boy all a call TO ninmi
one In Mount Pleasant. Wisconsin here's the.
Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Call what's the?
Speaker 11 (01:21:49):
Emergency my, mommy didn't that didn't?
Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
Mommy you know you're NOT?
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Hi what's going on over? There because he's gonna call
him no, one, NO i, know my mommy and, jail all?
Right his ice, Cream so that's probably why he's calling
nine one one the.
Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Mom the mom made the little boy's ice. Cream that
was his ice. Cream mommy to, jail robbery. BAD i
would have told my. Kids by the, way everything in
this house is. Mine it's just by the grace of,
uh you, know my kindness that you get to do.
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Anything thank.
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You that's the phone, call and the cops do the
obligatory follow up here said from their, body can?
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Hi they came for?
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Real, yeah we have to just come back and make
sure everything's.
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Okay what do you? Do? Ye ice?
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Cream so is that why you're?
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Upset, yeah that's why.
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It's a little.
Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
One should we take her to jail for.
Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
You her ice?
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Cream?
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Oh put her in?
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Here?
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Go, yeah so the momong of.
Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
It but also the other part that about this story
apparently is that when the cops showed, up the kids,
said wait while she hit? Us oh, wow she really
DIDN'T i don't like this kid. Either the kid got
a delivery of.
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Ice, cream grading ice cream.
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The.
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Behavior, yep that's exactly what. Happened other putting a mom in.
Handcuffs oh we're having, fun.
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Do it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Again emergency resources are just a big joke again because
when the cops showed, up they, go, well she did
she hit?
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Us, like this is not going to not hit. You
we've brought this up.
Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
Before we tried to pinpoint in time where kids stopped
being afraid of parents and then started. Threatening, yea this
possibility would never have entered my.
Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
MIND i think it's when child abuse really became a
thing like that wasn't. Well i'm, saying LIKE i remember
WHEN i was younger kids being, like that's child. Abuse
i'm going to call the cops on, you that child
for like anything that parents ins did OR i don't
know that that was as big of.
Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
It but when we were, kids like we used to
actually get our asses kicked and belts and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Else.
Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
Call the, cops, Right AND i never even thought of
the word and, YEAH i didn't know that. Phrase if
the cops did come, up, come we would be in
a ton of. Trouble, yeah and then we would have
gotten our.
Speaker 9 (01:24:19):
Ask, actually what it has to do with menace is
at some point they put again therapists in schools and
they they put these like you probably if you're getting
hurt at home blah blah blah, blah which obviously it
could and can serve a. Purpose but then you get
the opposite side of crap like.
Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
This, yeah and then they grow up to uh make
false accusations against JAY z you, know.
Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Right and then they catch it outside and, yeah show
coming up for your next hang.
Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
On, hey if you.
Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Feel like you could be as Last, china.
Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
We'll be right.
Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
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Pacoima he is the senior and vice president and managing
partner of not Just Club Turn, up but also The
Woody Show Merch.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Store that's, Right, yeah if you go to woodieshow merch dot.
Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Com, Uh ladies and, Gentlemen El presidente, HIMSELF Dj Tim.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Martina wait a, minute what's going, on? Guys what it is?
Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
WEIRD i was about to, say nice to see, you
but it's nice to hear, you to hear mess AND
i are in a. Parade, yeah here In. Dallas we're
parading it. Up it's the it's the forty third Annual
Gay Pride. Parade yeah, No i'm. Kidding get The Saint
Patrick's day parades On. Saturday and you guys are in the.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Parade. Yah we're on a. Float we're Waving.
Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Diana. Yeah our, station our station here In, dallas ninety
seven point. One The eagle has a, float and so
us and the other DJs from the, station we're all
going to be on the. Float it's waving at people
and throwing out. Prizes and stuff like. That and, YEAH
i actually bought a green, shirt WHICH i thought you
would find interesting so.
Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
Festive, yeah, yeah This Actually i'm a little. SHOCKED i
don't pin you as the Parade i'm.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
NOT i hate.
Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
PARIDES i do, That, YEAH i Mean i'm doing. It
this is strictly for. Work it's like. CONCERTS i don't
go to concerts for. Fun THAT'S i only go to
concerts for. Work i'm only at parides for. Work even
if you, know say like The steelers or The, penguins
you don't want. TO i would not go to the championship. Parade,
LIKE i just don't like. PARADES i get, IT i get.
IT I i DON'T i don't.
Speaker 12 (01:27:07):
DO i don't Do praides were worn and raised In. La,
yeah went one time to The Rose. Parade never. Again, wait, No,
DODGER i well REMEMBER i was out of town for.
It that there's been multip BUT i did tell you
when they everybody's, like would you have? Gone i'm truly
(01:27:28):
not a parade. Guy LIKE i would have went to
the stadium thing that that you know that they had,
There BUT i don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
THAT i would have just.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Looked insane at LEAST i don't like. People at least
it makes sense because you know who you're waving, At
like the parades where you see old men and tiny
cars with your hats from The shriners and they're waving to. You,
like why AM i waving to a total? Stranger it's
really weirding your.
Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Community oh, look, guys it's the high school marching. Band
give it.
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Up oh, look it's the random.
Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Guy it's a fire truck with lights. On shout shout
out to her firefighters'.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
So weird socialite lady in the back of A. Mustang.
Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Yeah, look it's the local real estate. Person she's the
one that sends me the NonStop mail all the. Time
i've seen their face on the divider at the grocery.
Store you from The ralphs check out. Line so, wait
so did you are you gonna? Manas you have to send?
VIDEO i want to, like are you going to get
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into are you doing the? Wave are you Throwing?
Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Yeah we're throwing prizes?
Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Up, okay?
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Man is?
Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
Please there's gonna be a? Video yeah at the.
Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Show, yeah that'll be On, saturday is? Mine?
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
YEAH i, KNOW i love. It got out to Braid.
Tim i'm gonna check with you until it. Happens any
updates on the.
Speaker 12 (01:28:48):
Store, yeah, WELL i was out of town as you
know this, one hoping to come back to a plethora
of merch AND i have a few things to show,
you But i'm a little perturbed at this.
Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Point, Yeah i'm getting. Annoyed, yeah me. Too what's? Up,
FRANKLY i.
Speaker 12 (01:29:03):
Haven't seen any of the wearables LIKE i. HAVE i
have a lanyard to show. YOU i have a beer
mug to show.
Speaker 16 (01:29:09):
YOU i have.
Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
He changed to show.
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
You yeah, Right I'M i, MEAN i don't, KNOW i don't.
Know it's taking so. Long, yeah kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Anose i'm already on. That but, anyway that's, right working.
On just so you, know people keep, asking one of
those other items is going to be up on the.
Store and quite, frankly you Know i'm hearing what you're. Hearing,
yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Latest all.
Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Right, well it's a Throwback, Thursday Saint Patrick's day theme this,
week and so you, know back in the, DAY Dj
Tim martinez he was a CLUB, dj and so he
was playing all these songs and we just, said, hey
anything for you, know drinking and and turning up and
partying things like.
Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
That and so we just want to know what are
we going to go this?
Speaker 12 (01:29:51):
Week we are going two thousand and, nine and what
better way to Celebrate Saint Patti's, Day yeah than few
shots with.
Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Lmfao, yeah up in the Clerk The Woody.
Speaker 10 (01:30:05):
Show oh, yeah, shots shut, shut, shoot, shoot shot shoot.
Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Everybody they show Throwback, thursday all about eighty. SEVEN i
know you're in that. Song, greg that's. Amazing you didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
That, god it was like an hour of work in the.
Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
Studio, yeah that Was oh my, god not pad l
m F a Little John Shots Saint Patrick's day edition
Of up in The club with D J Tim. Martinez yeah, yeah,
wait you know he didn't get the drinking in with
my own. Eyes you, KNOW i STILL i feel the
(01:30:58):
connection and through the My, yeah that's. Right even though
there's distance between, us there is no distance in my.
Heart oh, Babe, YEAH i love, You oh, Babe oh
beab thank, You, tim love.
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
You they have a great time in the. Parade oh,
dude it's gonna be. Lit yeah, yeah all, right welcome back.
Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Everybody it's A thursday, morning it's Free. Friday It's march the.
Thirteenth today is you'll be happy to do this as
the lead feminist on the Show Sea Bath today is
international Every Girl. Wednesday oh, yes they always.
Speaker 9 (01:31:38):
Should and let me just say, this even THOUGH i
am a major, FEMINIST i would NEVER i would never
claim lead feminist over a.
Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Woman oh that's you know, what that makes you even
more of a. Feminist it's a vicious.
Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
CYCLE i, mean but like here on this, show you're
a lead feminist feminist Who's, amelias, Right, yeah much like your.
Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
Period it's a vicious.
Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Cycle h, YEAH i remind ME i have a really
this gusting. Story Oh i'm interested in me tell you?
Speaker 16 (01:32:03):
How is it?
Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Jellyfishing, no it's not, jellyfishing all?
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Right so my daughter is now in that.
Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
World, oh welcome with periods and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
That, right, fun really. Fun.
Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Anyway So i'm walking upstairs to go to, bed and
the dog is on her bed and she's got. Something
she dug in the trash and got one of my
daughter's like pads that was bloody and was chewing on
it because it was like wrapped up with dogs and
some golden retrievers man and the dogs like, no and
(01:32:35):
then and then had like another piece of it between
her two front posits like licking, lip lip, Lipp what
are you BECAUSE i didn't know WHAT i was looking
at it first because that's not WHAT i was. Expecting,
yeah and THEN i and THEN i got a closer,
look AND i, go, what oh my god That i'm thinking,
like is this my Wife's and THEN i realized, like oh,
NO i don't think she uses. PADS i think she
(01:32:57):
uses like. Tamps, yeah and so, yeah and neither one
of them are.
Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Home SO i threw it.
Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Away there were still like little shards, around like the,
doctor you had to handle. It so in that, time
in that, TIME i was already handling BECAUSE i picked
up to see what it. Was, okay so there's. That
and then in the time THAT i was in the
bathroom throwing this thing, away that's when my wife and
daughter came in and they.
Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Go what is?
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
ALL i, Said, OH i, said, Oh i'll show.
Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
You let me tell your. Place and they're both, like
oh my. God my daughter looks at my wife and,
goes is that and my wife, goes.
Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Yes she.
Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Humiliated she, GO i.
Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
Put it in the trashy good. MORNING i, said, well
the dog got. It she's a poon house is the
dog that gives you. Kisses, yeah not last.
Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Night you should be allowed to leave for like twenty
four hours and just get a sports. Bar, yeah hell,
yeah a deal in that.
Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Cave. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
Yeah, anyway It's International School Meals. Day shouts the meals at. School, yeah,
PEOPLE i just did like rip on like cafeteria food at.
Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
SCHOOL i was thought it WAS i read the menu
every day and this kid's menu looks, good like orange
chicken and rice taco stuff like.
Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
That we had very basic it.
Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Was it was. Pizza it was like frozen pizza that just,
reheated like the ilios.
Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Uh and then there would be like a spaghetti, day oh.
Yeah and then they would have, like you, know like
cold cut sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
And something that you guys never experienced because you're not
from The, midwest specifically From, kansas and you're gonna think it's,
gross but it's very normal to. Us chili and cinnamon.
Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Rolls, nod, yes what, yeah chili and. Cinnamon we loved.
It and the only other thing that you could get
was the peanut butter and jelly. Sandwiches was on the
surface sound like they'd be, good BUT i don't know
what it. Was do all schools have to, have like
the peanut butter which is super dry and a big
thick layer of it in the thinnest little glaze of
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jelly on.
Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
There, yeah it, was it was. AWFUL i have never
heard of This chilian, cinnamon so.
Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
It's A kansas, thing and then other people The midwest.
Do but it was invented by like a farmer one
hundred years.
Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
Ago and it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
That Terrible skyline.
Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Chili, NO i Love skyline.
Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
Chill wait is that The cincinnati chili at?
Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
All? OH i don't like. That never discussing cinnamon in the.
Chili National Good Samaritan day and today is a national
opening An umbrella indoors. Day, yeah, Menace let's check in
and see what's happening in the world of.
Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
Entertainment, well this story has been floating around for a
couple of days AND i haven't had time to get to.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
It but now it's just all over the. Place if
you're a big fan Of Harry, potter an actress Named Jesse,
cave who Played Lavender, brown has launched an only fans.
Page everybody and is freaking, out but check this. Out
they Are it's not even like nude or. Anything, yeah
it's super.
Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
Weird is for people that have fetishes about people combing their.
Hair so that's all she's doing is combing your hair
and like making a sound with her combing her, hair
and people are signing up for. This at the time
WHEN i first saw this, story she only had like
two videos on, there but there was already multiple articles
(01:36:12):
about her.
Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Launching this only.
Speaker 9 (01:36:13):
Shit it looks like the girls who were At. Woodstock oh,
yeah for, sure like long, hair big dry, glasses no,
makeup or.
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
They work out urban outfitters or your local coffee.
Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Shop, Okay, so going back to our ongoing, Conversation, greg
is there a world where a guy would get people
to subscribe to a website to watch him watch.
Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
All his hair his. Hair, no of course. Not but
as a, woman you can do that and you can make. Money. Yeah.
Right the world wants to throw money at Your.
Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
They want they want your, feet, picks they want your,
panties everything and, anywhere and you never have to have
any contact with.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Them that's it's so easy for, women it's so. Easy
but according To, sammy it's just show up at your.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
House if you want a million, dollars you can just
have a million dollars just sell random.
Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Stuff what's her?
Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
Name her name Is Jesse. Cave she Played Lavender brown
In Harry. Potter she's a she's a she looks she
looks Like Sissy space and.
Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Carriage oh does all?
Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
Right well for?
Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
God? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
The first picture that came.
Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Up, yeah not.
Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Good, yeah she looks like she's got full. Bush maybe somebody,
Probably well.
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
She said those glasses are.
Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Awful, yeah they're not, good very.
Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
Sick all, Right well this next, story what do you
might already be on your? Radar did you See Britney
spears posting a video of her son playing a. Piano, no,
No i'm asking you because you know your wife is
a mega fan Of Britney. Spears my wife showed it
to you because you are into. Pianos you love. Pianos
you've said that many.
Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Times, okay but it's not like anybody who plays a
piano immediately interested in.
Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
It, well and she's tangentially related to your. Wife, yeah
but my wife also knows. That what Is Britney spears?
News i'm not interesting? Interested, sorry she might have seen.
IT i don't.
Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
Know, well here's the clip That Britney spears, posted just
a little snippet of it right.
Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
Here so her son playing the. PIANO i, mean it's
No Billy, Joel it's. Fine hard was his.
Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Mom, ANYWAYS i don't even feel like that's the most
interesting part of the. Story the most interesting part is
her reaction that she posted. After here's her. Reaction, okay just.
Speaker 7 (01:38:35):
Play oh my, GOD i felt in my bones and
my my, heart and my my my lungs and and
my ass.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
And in my my throat and, hello, hello, hello, hello,
hello Hello. Hello whoa, whoa whoa. Whoa, okay, so, yeah
you Know i'm gonna be that clip where she SAYS
i felt that my ass AND i felt that in my,
throat in my heart and my lungs and and my
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ass and my. Throat i'm sure you. Did can we
put her back right Free brittany? Guys, okay so she's
out wild in the, world right. Yeah Wendy, Williams, Yes Wendy.
Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Williams if you don't, know.
Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
She's supposed to be on The view On friday or, something, Right.
Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
Yeah The Britney spears treatment where she was on her
conserver ship and people are like controlling her. Life and
but it's been very odd because she's been locked in
an apartment and she's able to communicate.
Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Freely.
Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Yeah she had a documentary WITH tmz where they like
pretty much just record her through a.
Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Window they were standing on the street just putting a
camera to her windows and her apartment.
Speaker 6 (01:39:52):
Building been on multiple radio shows Like Our friends with
The Breakfast, club and she seems. Coherent SO i don't
have any idea what's going on with. Her and apparently
it's not her family that's looking after but this person
is just out there in the.
Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
World and my lungs and and my ass and and
my my throat and, hello, hello, hello, Hello, right, yep
this is your wife's Sidle, yes WAS i think SHE'S
i think she's done with. THAT i hope, so, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Because it makes me worry about your. Wife it's always
in the.
Speaker 9 (01:40:21):
Eye like you look At Wendy william's eyes and her,
face you're, like, oh she's not. Well same thing With Britney.
Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Spears, YEAH i don't get very, wrong all. Right do
you remember a few weeks AGO i said THAT i
binge watched THIS tv show Called Running. Point it's On.
Netflix it's about. Basketball it's pretty much like basically about
the lady That allan's The. Lakers Pretty, YEAH i. Hear
it's full of stars. Men, yeah it is full of.
STARS i MAJOR i left out a major part of.
Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
It And Sea bass is alluding to it That Chet
hanks is actually on THIS tv show and it's not
just making a. Cameo he's like a straight up actor
in THIS tv.
Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Show.
Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Dog so he was being interviewed about this and he
said That Tom hanks did give him advice about acting
in THIS tv show and the advice, was.
Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
My, son here's what you. Do, yeah you beat my.
Son this is the advice That Tom hanks Gave Chet
hanks for THE tv. Show if you just know your,
lines show up on, time and be nice to, everybody
that will get you a long. Way he's, yeah and
acting is easy, people and that's What greg has been.
Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Saying as long as you and if you're, there is
you show, up that's half the. Battle ye yeah, Right,
Hey sammy just walked. In So, sammy would you be
willing to have an only fans where you just brush your?
Hair just brush your. HAIR i don't need to hear the. Rest,
no there's a check From Harry potter's. Doing you missed the.
Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
STORY i saw.
Speaker 8 (01:41:44):
That, NO i saw, that and it's like A mormon
kind of hair fetish thing or something that.
Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
She's going for you just brush your hair, Right but
it's still a fetish.
Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
Thing which means that it's still creepy people out.
Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
There one of those people who like to they like
the sound OF nitti needles, clicking you. Know oh, yeah
the word IS i don't think we're not gonna win.
Speaker 8 (01:42:12):
There, WELL i, mean if you didn't have to use
your name or, anything AND i could just like not
even show my hands and clacking TO i just.
Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
UH i just saw a video AND i posted on
Our instagram story a few days ago Where i'm, like
oh my, god this is giving Total sammy. Vibes this
woman was yelling at these two guys in an suv
because they were like waving and honking at, her trying
to flag it. Down and she's, like you guys are stalking,
me and you guys are, creeps and and they're, like,
yo we're trying to tell. You she drove off with
the gas nozzle still in the car and was dragging
(01:42:44):
it down the street and she's like and then she
pulls it out of the gas throws it into her,
car gets to the. Car it's, Like, yo we're not
trying to like chase you down.
Speaker 8 (01:42:53):
HERE i saw that, video but why does that give
Me i'm not screaming at men on this?
Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Tree, WELL i mean She's i'm just choosing not to.
Speaker 8 (01:43:03):
Have an only fan WHERE i know, gravity you go from.
Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Zero to creep and, yes and that's that's that's the.
Speaker 8 (01:43:10):
Point, Yes, well, yeah walk a mile in my shoes
for and then and see what what life feels.
Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
Like it's a.
Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
FEMINIST i support. THIS i would like to walk. About,
WELL i don't.
Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Know you know Who Brandon glanville, is, Right i've heard. That,
yeah she's On Real Housewives Beverly hills or was On.
Bravo we've talked about her a couple of times on
THIS tv, show but on this radio. Show BUT i
don't know if you've been following the. Story but what's
been going on with her? Face i'll google it? Picture, yeah,
so oh, yeah it's. Weird let's just say maybe some
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injections went bad or something like, that but but look it.
Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
Up oh. God so this has been in the, NEWS
i would say for the past couple of, months but
she has even a crazy easier update that this facial
lumps that are happening on her face are leaking some
kind of foul acid into her mouth and away her. Teeth,
no this is very, fillers, right just, fillers.
Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
Guys it's.
Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Preventative, yeah. Insane, YEAH i don't, Know hey worth it it?
Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Is, Yeah, GREG i saw SOMETHING i thought of you
as did you see the thing About Scarlett. Johansson, yeah
ACTUALLY i was just about to talk. About, Okay so
she gets pressure from studios all the, time just like
we get pressure from the from the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Company.
Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
HERE i heard radio about, like, oh social media and
do this and that and the whole. Thing they want
her to get social media to promote her, movies, right
which she's to this point. Refused another thing because she
was talking about that in this. Interview is other thing
she won't. Do she won't take pictures with. Fans this
was a bit like the social media.
Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
THING i.
Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Support but, this this is the reasoning behind this is
a bit, Seaworthy she, says quote it really offends a
lot of. People it doesn't Mean i'm not, appreciative BUT
i always say the peop, Well i'm not, working and
that MEANS i don't want to be identified as being
in this time in place with. You i'm doing my own,
thing WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Mean, Yeah so she says that she's willing to take
potos with people at, events but when she's out in
the world at a restaurant with their friends and, family
that she'd rather just live her. LIFE i think it's
pretty doucious when she, Says i'm not, Working so can
we come to the movie set and get a.
Speaker 9 (01:45:24):
Like she just, Said, hey, Man i'm with my family right,
now WHICH i. GET i get, that But i'm not,
working like you're not paying. Me that sounds like any
time any place where she's not on a movie set
that she's unavailable for what you're actually. Working said, Yeah
and As greg, says it must be really tough being
famous where people like you.
Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
And want to take a picture and want to take a,
picture and what comes out of your cameras bullets get.
Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
It don't tell for your birthday and your part of,
birthday don't.
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Show we're gonna sits and you know.
Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
We don't do what and we'll sorry with the.
Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Celebrities happy birthday To WILLIAM. H, Macy, oh our good
friend who was a seventy five years he has sat
right here in the studio in the chair That greg sits.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
In right, now but are basically touch r right. Now they're.
Kissing he's seventy.
Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
Five the lead singer of the Band, Disturbed David, draymond
he's fifty. Two white Rapper Jack harlowe is twenty. Seven
oh good for. Him Actress Dana, Delaney she's put in
a ton of. Stuff you'd know her if you saw.
Her she's currently killing it As Sylvester stallone's slampy slash
girlfriend On Tulsa.
Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
King she has the farm that ran with all the
horses and. STUFF i love. HER i guess how old she?
Is sixty, Nine she's sixty.
Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Nine rapper Actor common he is fifty. Three he was
in John wick. Two he even won An oscar For
Best Original song for the song you did for that Movie.
Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Selma oh.
Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
Okay Adam clayton From you two is sixty. Five Actor
Emil hirsh is forty and Mother Fin.
Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Charo WHO i. Know greg gets excited.
Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
About we were at a restaurant one time in walked
by and so ever since, Then Great greg's been telling
everybody that he had dinner With charles Right we're, Good,
Yeah charlos seventy, Four and your porn Of birthday today
Is Kristin scott and today's birthday. Girl she's been tea
bagged more than a mug At Buckingham palace six hundred
and two fine, films including one Of greg's, Favorites Pool
(01:47:19):
party turns into a lesbian four way.
Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Orgy that's how every pool party should.
Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
Be she was In The Vagina whisper Of volume, one
also a film That gina keeps trying to get her
husband to watch called this is taking too?
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Long oh you're still doing. Motto she was In Bare.
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Feet And Tasty. Trouble also you won't Even Know i'm down,
There volume, one and who can forget? Her Unforgettable Rollregan
Butthole Horrors.
Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Volume sixth right to the.
Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
Point not just a, horror, yeah butthole. Horror That's Kristin,
scott who's thirty years old. Today met your porn of,
birthday your celebrity, birthdays and that is A thursday. Morning
look what's happening around the world of entertainment here on
the Wood. Show we're gonna take a quick break More
woodies shows next hang up will be right, back, insensitivity
(01:48:08):
draining for a political.
Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
World it's A Woody.
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Show well that's it For, thursday, everybody all, right fine
today's podcast just go to the woodieshow dot com full
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Uh the best NEWS i gotta share with you right
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parting words of wisdom.
Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
Please, yeah for the, ladies every man is handsome if
the lights are. Low you've been, drinking there are no
other men, around and you have low. Standards, yes so
maybe you're just being too. Picky, exactly you say you've
tried everything lights all?
Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
Exactly, yeah you're the. Problem, yeah exactly all.
Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
Right thank you very, Much Greg, gory thank you so
much for giving The Wood show some of your valuable
time this. Morning you know we'd love it to appreciate
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