FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 14th 2025 Podcast

Friday Fail Stories, Menace's Friday Monologe, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show, Athleen?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody and Woody. Today is

(00:49):
March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. The yeah, yeah, it's early
about fully. Yeah, it's March fourteen, twenty twenty five. Today
is Friday. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is time to party.
It's time to party hard.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
My ass, my.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Throat yeazz, yeah, yeah, thank you. Britney spears him morning.
That's great. Gory. There's Menace, Hi, you got Gina Grant, Hey,
Sammy's here. My name Sea Masses here, there's Born, there's Morgan,
there's Vaughn. You're here. It's Friday. It is the Woodie
Show officially Friday. Isn't that right?

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Britney spears, whoa whoa, whoa whoa in.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
My ass and my throat and yaz it she felt
she felt it in her ass and she felt it
in her throat. Wow, this statement right there and that
deep voice. Now, yeah, hoy, Greg Gorey, Hoy, what it's like, hoy,
It's like I.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Am excited to be here today on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Me too amazing that you got that, I know, right
President on the l Well, today we got your Friday
fail stories. Also the Duyq that'll be today's dumb Ass Contest.
So Greg was talking about this and I wanted to
get Bort's opinion on this and any of the alien
people out there. Oh yeah, scientists discovered one hundred and

(02:31):
twenty eight previously unknown moons around Saturn. One hundred and
twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
How did they not see those before that?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I want to know. That's what Greg's been wondering, and
I said that he should ask Bort this question.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
So, so modern day scientists discovered one hundred and twenty
eight new moons, bringing the total of moons to Saturn
to two hundred and seventy four. They just found one
hundred and twenty eight. Yeah, so what does that say
to the alien people? If we could even see these
moons and we've got good technology, how does that change
your perception?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Your perception? And by the way, it's on a planet
that's in our Solar system right, My question would be
is if they're inhabitable or if they have an atmosphere
on those moons, like I think there's one around Jupiter
that actually has a livable atmosphere that people could be
on or some form of life could live on Europa. Well,
is that the question? Or is it more like, how

(03:25):
is it that we didn't know about these one hundred
and twenty eight previously unknown moons.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
That have been there millions of years? And if we
didn't even know they were there, how would aliens who
are even further away than as than these moons are,
how would they even find us? That would be like
finding one specific grain of sand on the beach of
all the beaches on Earth.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
I mean that if you kind of look at the Earth,
that's kind of what we do with species here right
Like they're always discovering new species of fish in the
bottom of the ocean that swim up, or new insects
that are in the forest.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's the exact same thing.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
It's, Hey, we've been here for all these thousands or
you know, tens of thousands of years as human beings,
and we're still finding spiders, We're still finding new monkeys.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm not disagreeing with that by any means.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
So I think it's if you're thinking of aliens. It's
kind of the same thing. They're just out there, they're searchings,
they're exploring, kind of like star trek, and maybe they
get lucky and find us one day.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Well, what Greg's actually talking about is the Fermi paradox,
which has to do with, even if the universe is
so expansive and even if life is relatively easy to
you know it happen, the chances of any one other
life finding another life at the exact same time that
life is of searchable is infintestically small, right.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
I mean, but they don't agree that we find new
space everybody. But I'm just saying, like people believe that
aliens have already been here, the chance of them finding
us is there's no number to even describe.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
It just assumes that he.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Knows the intelligence level of aliens.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
Actually, I would say, if anything, this actually opens up
the possibility as if again, if there is a livable
atmosphere on these moons, and maybe that race of beings
has advanced faster than we have, maybe they're the ones
that could see us through a telescope and actually travel
to Earth.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah from here's let's here's here's one of the experts
this is one of the astronomers talking about these one
and twenty eight previously unknown moons. Is like, HOI yeah,
really I agree, and that these do not have an atmosphere.
They're just chunks of rocks a couple of kilometers in size. Yeah,
and just you're just tuning in. It's like, that's that's

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what it's like.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
So if they are a couple kilometers that would actually
probably make them maybe asteroids that got caught up.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Maybe I travel to space. But I mean, we found them.
I don't think they found We're way too sober for
this conversation. Agains, Yeah, where's we found him? Where's the text?
There's Vaughn. Yeah, it's like the evacuated The Woody Show. Well,

(06:04):
we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world on this Friday morning. Here it is March fourteenth,
twenty twenty five. Hey, we welcome you. Let's get through
the morning into the weekend as quickly as we can.
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, good morning, and
happy payday to you. Happy payday Menace. Oh yeah, so

(06:27):
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Happy Payday, Gina. Yes, sir, we got Sea Bass. We've
got Sammy bort is here. Morgan's here taking your calls

(06:50):
eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us a text
Friday check in over to two two nine eight seven.
We got Vaughn. He's our video producer. He's on the
job today. D u y Q coming up later on
this hour, chance to win a prize planning to duy Q.
And we're gonna get started this hour with a round
of the Friday Fail stories. Here we go. All right,

(07:56):
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for your
Friday Fail Starry. Always, people thought they have the perfect plan,
the plan that can never go wrong with the Somewhere
along the line it went from being a great idea
to one big steak in Mega uber ultra. All right,

(08:30):
right now, all right, a right, a right good fail stories.
All right, so a couple of things happening. We're gonna
start with this guy. He went a little too deep
in his nose, digging in there. He ended up at
the hospital. He picked his nose so hard he hid
an artery. I didn't know you can get up me neither.

(08:52):
I'm a nosepicker. But you know who else is? Everybody? Yeah, no,
but this guy. So they say, you know, minor, No,
those bleeds from picking, that's common, but you you really
got to get up in there to hit an artery.
I mean they're way up inside. So he was really
getting after it. So he showed up at the hospital
after he couldn't get the bleeding to stop, and the
doctors they repaired the torn artery, so thankfully he's okay.

(09:15):
According to his wife, he's a compulsive nose picker who
just refuses to stop picking. He posted a video on
social media shaming the guy and uh, yeah, so he's
in the hospital, but you see him there and she's
mocking him for not listening to her, like I told
you to stop picking your.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Nose, and you know it's not going to make any difference,
going to get right back up there.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, it's compulsive.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
When you were kids, did you have really bad nosebleeds.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
All the time, all the time, all the time, you.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Have it like pull out stuff where it looked like
almost a vein.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
O God, find it. Yeah, I don't like it's chunky. Yeah,
and it's vain and yeah it's like clots.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
That did you guys get that cauterized?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I never did that. And when the blood is like
almost black, yeah, it's like a dark, dark, dark dark red.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Was there like some nuclear reactor that we know about
because we grew up in the same.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Area, I know, especially in the summertime. It was just endless.

Speaker 10 (10:21):
They would just happen out of nowhere, like, oh, I've
been running really fat or.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
It was definitely poison in your water, could have stopped bleeding.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
You'd be doing all the time, You're doing your homework
and all of a sudden there's blood dripping on the papers.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
And then he's got and then suddenly you just have
a mouthful.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yes, whoa. This next one is from England where this
guy you try to rob a convenience store. He walked
in with a gun in his pocket. He started threatening
the clerk and just as he was demanding the cash
from the register, this forty two year old chick, it
just happened to be in the store buying candy. She
stepped in. She just so happened to be a fifth
degree black belt trained in Brazilian jiu jitsu and boxing,

(11:01):
and she grabbed him by the arm and landed one
big kick and then chased him out of the store.
There's a video of the whole thing online. According to
the cops, her intervention helped bring an end to a
spree of fifteen similar offenses by the same dude and
his buddy over the course of a couple of weeks,
and so they've both been charged with a total of

(11:21):
forty five offenses and prison sentences now totally eighteen years now.
Oh yes, look at these dorky losers. Dude, I mean,
these guys are got their ass kicked, yeah by kick.

Speaker 11 (11:33):
Oh hello, how are you.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Here's one in Orlando. This woman, she was at work.
She's a cleaning lady. She was cleaning a holding cell
at the courthouse and she accidentally locked herself inside. Oh no,
it was after hours, so she ended up locked in
the cell for the entire weekend. No, food didn't have
her insulin, but she was able to drink water from

(11:57):
a small faucet inside the cell, so she had that
form a deal, right, Yeah, yeah, and here we go.
How about this one? A guy in Oklahoma. He was
camping and managed to somehow accidentally shoot himself. I mean idiot, yes,
But lucky for him, there were two women who were

(12:17):
hiking nearby. Both of them nurses heard him all in
like a little bitch, and they were able to save
his life. He's expected to make a full recovery. But dude,
shooting yourself.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
He's probably one of my favorite pieces of audio though
we've had over the years.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I just shot myself. Pissed off.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, wasn't he like trying to teach people how to
like draw their weapons?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
So he was. He was practicing his quick draw. He
was practicing his quick draw in front of a mirror.
Not in front of a mirror, just in front of
a camera, I should say. And yeah, I did see
this yesterday. This is something I saw on our Instagram story.
At the Woody Show. It was like, hey, if you
happen to get shot here, don't panic. Play a little clipper.

(13:01):
This is what they said.

Speaker 12 (13:01):
It's like, if you get shot between the fourth and
fifth ribs, don't panic because this can save your life.
When the bullet hits it pierces your lung. But this
is the heart in major arteries. So your only problem
is the blood that build up inside your chest making
it impossible to breathe. But if you stab a pen
or straw into your chest right above your nipple line,
it releases the pressure and you won't suffocate.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, shot the chest. Don't panic. Yeah, just
just grab a pen and puncture another hole in your
chest just above the nipple line. Yeah to worry.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Well, yeah, I know somebody that tried to commit suicide
and shot themselves that way and then in the chest,
in the chest, and then they go, I just shot myself.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
What am I doing? And then they ended up calling
the cops and they lived. Oh yeah yeah? Oh wait,
is this the guy that we used to work with?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I wasn't really gonna give out any details, but a
guy we've worked worked, we worked with it, I'm saying,
this is this is the guy we know? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's kind of suck. Like, okay, so like you're so
done with life, you know that, yeah, that you're going
to try to kill yourself and then you can't even
do that. It's not the people that threaten it and

(14:15):
never even try it, but they now you've gone like
they jump and they live, or they shoot themselves and
they live.

Speaker 9 (14:21):
They do say that, like you know, if you jump
off like the Golden gate bridge about halfway down, you're like.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, oh here man. So I was looking for the
clip this whole time. I found this. The guy shot
himself quick drawing, All right, here we go. This guy
is hilarious. Is this guy's badass? Why is this not
playing well?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Just the instant reaction of like after he shot.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Himself anger instead of pain. Do you guys not hear that?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I can't hear it either. Oh you don't hear Oh wait?
What am I doing that?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
One?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't know why this is all of a sudden
not cooperating with me. I don't know what happened. Did
you adjust the flangery? Yeah? No, Well, you know, Meds
and I are on the road, so we have our
usual buttons.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Have you tried unplugging and replugging it back in?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
You know what what he just did?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I literally just unplugged it and then plugged it back in.
Let's see if it were if that works, my god,
let's see. No, I'm still not working man, No love
tried sound. Hey, Greg, I'm sure if you were here
you could just handle this fight. I would dive right
in and fix it.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
All well, I mean, if anybody wants to see it
r here, they could discover I think I.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Got it now, all right, hold on, I'll wait. Yeah. Well,
I mean we've talked about it so long. Now it's
like I got to make it work. Here we go,
Here we go. It's failed stories.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
This is working.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Here we go. I just shut myself.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Yeah, he's more annoyed than himself.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, that's a good thing. I figured that out anyway,
because I need, uh, I need to have another clip
for this next one. My favorite story of the week
about this one chick who ended up in the hospital. Well,
let's let her tell the story.

Speaker 13 (16:08):
I'm at the er because I was half asleep and
I needed to put my antibotic eye drops in tonight,
and instead of grabbing eyedrops, I grabbed the kiss now glue.
So this is them rinsing my eye out. They already
took out three shards of super gluom.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
So she she sat in the er while they flushed
her eye out. They attached a little tube to her
eyelid to keep the fluid running. So that took a
while and not all that uncommon. Idiots out there, they're
mixing up the bottles all the time, close to each other, right,
exactly the same healthcare workers say it's become a real
issue and they're seeing more and more people who accidentally

(16:47):
glue their eyes shut. Well, here's what they recommend. Double
check before you put something in your eyes.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
I accidentally make step my ear drops in my eye drops,
but I lived.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, oh so you should look at something before you
just dump it in your eyes. They look exactly.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
I have as much sympathy for the glue and the
eye person as I do for the person who got
hit by a train.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, it's completely annoying. None even I drops themselves. I
don't even mess with But she said, nail.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
Glue, that is that is like medieval torture. That's like
super glue and it hardens.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah okay, so yeah, but like I'm thinking, like why
the people that use super glue and put it in
the right why are you keeping super glue in your bathroom?
You know, I got just like the nail blue. I understand. Yeah,
I still understand nail glue because that's at least you
know that's something that you would use in your makeup
and something like that. But why would you keep that
next to your eye drops, especially if they if the

(17:47):
bottles are similar, Because you're a fool.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Yeah, you're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Now, if you do screw up, they say, get to
a sink as fast as possible, wash your eyes out,
and obviously if it's too late, you got to go
to the er.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't know how they get out of it. I
mean they flush it out. But like anytime I've used
super glue, no matter how careful you are, you always
end up with a little bit on your finger. Yeah,
and I always I'm sitting there like trying to scrape
it off and get that crap off of there, and
people go, oh, use nail polish remover. I found that
never works. All those is dry my finger out.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
I can't be the only one I probably am in
this room, but I can't be the only one that's
that likes getting it on my fingers.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
You do, Yeah, No, I hate.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
Regular glue or like Elmers that you can keel off different.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I like both.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yea super glue, yeah, that could be the Elmer's glue
could be fun, but the super glue that's weird now fun.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Woody, Yeah, I think she's like one notch away from
being completely crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Sends your Friday check in on the text over to
two two nine eight seven. D uy Q is coming
up next, So if you want to play, let's get
those calls lined up now. Uh, we're gonna take those
calls eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You just have
to guess whether the drunk will get the answer to
these really easy trivia questions that Sea Bass has if
they'll get them right two out of three times. You
just have to guess correctly yes or no. And then

(19:06):
if you could do that, we'll give you a prize.
We'll get you all set up this morning. Duyq coming
up next. Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, We're now
investigating this to sucking tournament. There's a group of teenagers
licking the feet and the toes of this other group
of kids smeared peanut butter on their feet. They're licking
it off, and we are ready to move along here

(19:29):
on this Friday morning. We got a dumb ass contest
that we'd like to call the du IQ. Yeah, yeah,
we look at her contest an eight seven seven forty
four Woodie for a chance to win a prize. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody Sea Bass wants you
to explain the way the game works. Everybody, please, I
will explain it. And it is how it goes right here.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I go out, I find somebody who's nice and drunk,
and I ask them just the easiest trivia questions in
the world, and then you play, not by guessing the
answers to the trivia questions. Everybody listening, No, those answers,
I mean, naturally, that's obvious. You say, well, huh, is
this drunk person gonna know it? And if you can
guess whether the drunk person knows it twice out of
three times, you win?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
All right, eight seven seven forty four Woodie. I'm told
we have Janice here on line number one. Good morning, Janice,
Good morning? What is show? Hi morning? All right? So
Janis you're gonna be the contestant. You're gonna guess whether
the drunk person knows the answer yes or no two
or three times. You're gonna be the winner. But we
also have Menace and Sammy Stone Cold Sober, who are

(20:30):
gonna be guessing along as well? And who is the
drunk person we have today?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
She is Mariza. She is out partying. But does she
have a romantic partner? And why or why not?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, so we're gonna use this little clip here Jennie
to get a better idea just how with it or
not with it? Our drunk friend Mertz is here, and
then we'll get into the questions that count. Here is maritza.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Plain to me?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
What are you doing?

Speaker 13 (20:54):
Well?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Can I here to talk to drunk people?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
All?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Right?

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Then?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Well then it's you're.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Lucky today, even out celebrating this week single single miss
and life cheers single list.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Did you recently break up anybody?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
No, I've been doing for four year and it's obvious.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Why because you're very picky?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Because I like and I enjoy being my myself.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
What kind of questions are those?

Speaker 11 (21:21):
Well, I feel like I'm being interrogated, especially under the influence.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh now I can watch so I couldn't be around
that more than five minutes exactly, mouthy pain in the ass. Yeah,
I just met you. What do you mean?

Speaker 10 (21:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
What kind of question is that? What do you mean?
What kind of questions?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
I just explained the premise and uh yeah, what don't
you get Exhausbert?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah? All right, so so Janie that is our drunk friend.
Are you ready in Menace and Sammy? You guys ready
for question number one? Ready? All right, here we go,
d u I Q.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Fraction one third is closest to what whole percentage?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
All right, one more time?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
The fraction one third is closest to what whole percentage?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Okay, well, no, we had to play it twice, so
well I thought it was distorted. No, I mean my
guesses are easy. Yeah, let's see. I'm gonna say no
for Maritza and I will say no to Menace. Yes, no,

(22:20):
hold on, I'm okay, I'm going back and forth. I
will say no to Meritza and yes to Sammy, no
to Menaz.

Speaker 9 (22:31):
I'm going to piggyback exactly on that. Yes, Sammy, no
medic and Riza.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
All right, Greg Gory, Yeah, fractions and percentages are not
MENACE's friends. No to Menace, no to Maritza, And I'm
putting some faith in Sammy.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yes, okay, what about Sammy and Menace? Do you think
that Maritza will get it? No? No, all right, here
we go. Question number one.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
The fraction one third is closest to what hold percentage?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh I'm sorry, yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Jane, let's be the game.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah you're Jens. Okay, so uh so Jannis? Yes or no?
Do you think that you'll get it?

Speaker 14 (23:13):
We're gonna walk all three in for no, how about that.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Let's talk about and thank you so much for sorry, Jannis.
They say, if you see something, say something exactly. We're
gonna start with. We're gonna start with Menace and Sammy.
Question number one.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
The fraction one third is closest to what hole percentage?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Menace thirty percent, thirty percent.

Speaker 15 (23:34):
Sammy, thirty three percent? Thirty three percent is the answer. Congratulations,
she got that one right, Yeah, one third. So if
you had to divide one hundred by three menace, Look,
you can go through this again. But I'm saying, but
you got to thirty That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Neat, Yeah, okay, let's see if you're
on the board here, Jannis.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
The fraction one third is closest to what hole percentage?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
When they just closeness to one percent, probably.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
One, what's the percentage of you get pocking up?

Speaker 5 (24:10):
They got tonight zero.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Because the whole thing, Yeah, gets percentages? Not quite all right,
So Janis, you're on the board. You got yourself a
point here. In this round of the d U y
Q Question number.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Two, Sandra da O'Connor was famously the first woman to
hold what position.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
No for Maritza.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
She's a woman.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Though, I'm going to say yes for Menace and yes
for Sammy.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
I'm going I have less faith in this one. I'm
going triple no.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Triple no. Yeah, all right, Greg Gory, Yeah, I'm thinking
that Menace is the only one that has a chance
at this.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Oh why what? What?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Why am I so? No? I'm I think Sammy will
know it in addition to Menace, But I think this
is one of those things that Menace for whatever we like,
this is the kind of thing that I think he
would know.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Random.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yeah, I think I know what Sammy's gonna say. I'm
going to say no to Maritza. I'm confident with that.
I'm saying no to Sammy. I'm on the fence about Menace,
and I'm I'm going to say yes to.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Many all right, And Sammy, do you think that Maritza
will get it? Right? No? No, no, all right, Janis,
you're up what do you think?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Locking it?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay, locking it no.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Question number two for the d U i Q, Sandra
Day O'Connor was famously the first woman to hold what position?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Sammy?

Speaker 15 (25:41):
She was a House representative, a House representative, Supreme Court?

Speaker 9 (25:52):
You really, Greg, and what do you That was amazing
on your part to know that you know that?

Speaker 11 (25:58):
Right?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I mean I first went terminator, but then I was.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Right. Yeah, all right. Question number two for the d
u i Q.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Sandra day O'Connor was famously the first woman to hold
what position?

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Who's Sandra O'Connor.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
What's the question?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Good question?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Give you a clue.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It's in the United States government somewhere Washington, Washington. All right, yeah,
there you go. Allright, you congratulations, look at dat you
are the winner of the d u i Q. You're welcome,
Thank you, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
You remembered to play.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah right, I know. Well anyway, Jennis, thank you so much,
enjoy your prize, enjoy your weekend. Thank you so much
for listening to show.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
And every feminist knows that Jeanette Rankin was the first
US House female member.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Come on, so sorry, yeah, sure, all right. Question number
three for the d U y Q What are the.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Two professional New York City baseball teams?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, yes for Sammy, Yes for Menace, No for Meurtza.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Same yes Sammy and Menace, no Meurtz.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah they both, I mean Medace and Sammy both got
to know, right, No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
No, they don't have to. It's quite likely they won't.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I think I'm pretty competent with that. Yeah, all right,
so we're all going on that. Would you think you
think Britz is going to get at Menace? Heck no, Sammy? No?
All right? Question number three?

Speaker 4 (27:38):
What are the two professional New York City baseball teams.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Menace Mets and Yankees? Mets and Yankees, Sammy, Mets and Yankees.
That is correct? All right, Let's see if Meritza got it.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
What are the two professional New York City baseball teams.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
New York Giant and New York.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh, I mean you didn't get didn't get the Yankees? Yeah,
I mean you just figure everybody knows Yankees for sure,
and you figure people most people would know the Mets.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
But maybe she was born in eighteen ninety five.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah maybe maybe. Hey, my uh my stepfather, he was
a massive New York Giants fan, like Billy Mays and
all that kind of stuff, and then they moved to
San Francisco, and to this day he's still a huge
Giants fan because of that.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
That was probably her reasoning, right right.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, so it wasn't that. I mean, it was long
enough ago, but it wasn't that long ago. I mean,
if he was alive old right.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I mean technically didn't she get it though? No, No,
you didn't say you didn't say current.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
The verb was r right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Two professional New York City baseball teams.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, I have been what are they? Yes? Okay, what
are whatever?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Have heard in all time?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
Well that's how you play the d U i Q
everybody Madison Sammy two for three.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, yeah, nice. We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woodies Show coming up for your next
hang on. Do you hear that Chris Brown is selling
his pit bulls?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
He is?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, No, he doesn't want to live with something that
can fight back. The Woody Show. We'll be right back
The Woody Show. It's coming up here the next fifteen minutes.
We'll get you on the guest list for The Woodies Show.
After Hours takeover Disney, California. Adventure Park. That's every hour

(29:35):
all the way through ten am this morning, Friday check in.
Send those to us. Over to two to nine eighty seven.
Today's Pie Day. As we mentioned, pie is in the
you know math thing that three point one four and
then there's a bunch of other numbers. I celebrate after that. Yeah. Yeah,
nothing to do with actual pies as in p I

(29:56):
E p I Day. But what's your favorite pie? So
that's a question. Text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Favorite pie for me cherry pie, Minister's pumpkin, pumpkin and
then apple pumpkin and apple.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
What'd you say, Gina, I'm blueberry? Then like chocolate cream.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Blueberry okaing, coconut cream, coconut cream, sammy Apple, Yeah, I
mean a good cream pie.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Ye all night.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah. Well, anyway, some numbers from the fine people over
at instacart. This is about the most ordered pie. So
this is not just asking somebody what their favorite pie is.
This is based on what's selling. Number one of course,
apple pie. Sure, well, unless you have ice cream or
whipped cream, it's so boring.

Speaker 10 (30:41):
Really, I think it's so good, but I only eat
you know, my mom's homemade one.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Of course, I like it if it's warmed up. Oh yeah,
you gotta warm it up.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
With that ice cream.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, you throw some ice cream up. God, we're talking
sexual u pump pie number two, Pecan pie number three.
I think it's where to say pecan pie like, because
there's pecan or pecancan. Pecan. Pecan is my third. Yeah,

(31:14):
I've never really been into it. Surprised by that. It's
very good, so gooey and sticky and yummy and sweet.
Then you got my cherry pie number four. I think
Greg and I are on the same page about lemon
meringue pie. Meringue meringu's the worst. Hell yeah, it's gross.
It's got some funky chemically taste it. It's just whipped

(31:34):
egg white.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Who wants that?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Apparently it's disgusting. I like lemon desserts, like lemon bars. Yeah, good,
like lemon, like a lemon short bread cookie kind of thing.
That's that's good. I think, you know, Girl Scout Cookies
had those lemon ups or whatever those are called. Those
are good. But meringue in general. Yeah, blueberry pie number sixteen,
followed by chocolate pie number seven, So you two. I

(32:00):
love key lime pie never really been a fan. All right,
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Refreshing peach pie, which I've not I've not had in
your life never really.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, I like peach. Yeah, peaches are good. And then
sweet potato pie number ten also not a fan. Don't
know if I've never had it.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
A lot of those are very Thanksgiving.

Speaker 9 (32:17):
But there's a great pie place called Republic of Pie
that does a blueberry peach mash up pie.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Delicious.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Wasn't the uh who was the singer like the old
Black Lady singer that had the pies Baker? No, there
was the Walmart. It was Walmart Pie. Thank god we got.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, I remember they were. They were selling out like crazy.
It was huge. Yeah, they were. They were a big
deal on maybe like five or six years ago. They're
still there. I see them. Yeah, but everybody was. They
were sold out all the time. Yeah. Hey, by the way,
shout out to Chicken pot Pie and also Shepherd's Pie.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
All day.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Shepherd's Pie, man, you know, Saint Patrick's Day weekend.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
You know that we're obsessed with better goods at at
Walmart for the pizzas. They do make chicken pot pies.
I've seen them.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Let's get that love it.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
We should do a taste test. I think if they
make a Shepherd's pie as well.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, somebody somebody posted h to rich On Tech and
to us and they got the better Goods pizza. They
got the apple and banadas and they got something else
is then rich On Tech reposted it. Yeah, because you
know all these people follow him for tech and here
he is posting like this, and it was like at

(33:40):
what he show at rich On Tech and he just
put on there if you know.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
You know.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Your mama bird.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Disease from food and mines. Well, today's pie day. This
cop in Florida saved a pizza delivery driver the day
you see the story that he heard about it. Yeah,
so the pizza delivery girl, she showed up to deliver
the pizza but didn't know there was an eight foot

(34:12):
alligator under a car. And so luckily, I don't know
why the officer was already there, but he was, and
he told her, hey, go around to the back door
to deliver the pizza. But she didn't want to do that.
She was too freaked down. So the cop he delivered
the pizza. And the chess cam footage is great because
the customer is this older lady, and she got a
little too close for comfort because he's like, hey, be careful,

(34:34):
there's a there's an alligator. She kept getting closer and closer,
and he goes, get back in the house, and what
are you doing?

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Did she not?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
And then she's like, where's my pizza? I have a
here's here's here's a little clip of the of the
chess cam audio.

Speaker 16 (34:52):
Man back over.

Speaker 17 (34:53):
There, there's an alligator right under your car.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Get in the house, pizza. I'll take it to the
back door. Therezza, here's your pizza. Bitch, wait to get her. Florida,
where was this? Where are all the alligators? Main? Well, no,

(35:18):
I'm New Orleans. She wanted a photo of the gator,
so the cop just you know, helped her out with
that as well, and then the animal wranglers eventually showed
up and took it away. All right, now, man, it's
eight foot alligator. You're afraid of that one, right? Yeah,
for sure, especially in Florida. There was there was a
story we had years ago about like somebody who threw
a three foot alligator in through a drive through window
of a Wendy's and everyone freaked out and ran away. Yeah,

(35:40):
because it's an alligator. Yeah, little baby, but he said
he said it was a little three foot alligator that
menace would not have been scared of that I wouldn't
want to get. I wouldn't go near a ten inch
long alligator.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
You're afraid of a butterfly, So that is also true.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Also also true. I did say a guy and you
might have seen this pop up in your social media feed.
This guy is in chest high water with an alligator
and he's holding it like he's got his hands out
straight in front of him and he's holding the alligator.
He's doing like, hey, guys, so you might be wondering,
you know how am I in here? Whatever? They don't
like you. This doesn't have any kind of affection toward

(36:19):
me because I take care of it or whatever. I
just know how to handle this alligator. So I just
know certain things like I don't want to And he
was like, if I keep my hands here, it's fine.
He literally just put his hands in the water on
like one specific spot by the alligator, and the thing
tried to get him. He's like, see, and that's why
I don't do that. Yeah, my best friends, Yeah, you're
not friend like people that think like, oh, look you

(36:40):
see animals out in the wild, like oh look, yeah,
oh but look he likes me. No he doesn't, No,
not even a little bit gay. You're still going to gator,
but you got to know how to handle yourselves around them.
And if you don't, don't even bother trying.

Speaker 16 (36:53):
Right.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah, But the reason I asked again where the location
of this story was with the pizza delivery, because in
New Orleans, gator attacks are like extremely rare.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Yeah, well this one wasn't attacking anybody. Man keeps coming
up with that that angle. But man, we point out
the encounter percentage and opportunities are much higher in Florida
based on many more people.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
On the coast.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
So it's not the gators is just more chill in
New Orleans exactly. And he always comes out with that
little gem. But there's a ton of them, I understand,
but there's just not as many encounters.

Speaker 16 (37:27):
Right.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Also there's again we've talked about how many like ponds
and legs, and many like Florida filled with swamp, with
swamp areas.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
The people told if I'm in Florida, like I won't
even step into like a puddle on the street because
I'm just assuming there's an alligator. And my cousin lives
down there, and he was telling me the same thing,
Like they went out to the car one morning there
was an alligator under the car and he's like, nope,
right back in and yeah. Other people though, there was
another video I saw where this guy's golfing and there

(37:56):
was an alligator right by the dude's ball and he
just walked. He just walks up to the alligator and
starts like taking his club and just like tapping him,
like get in the water, getting the water and just
like moving move. This guy was not afraid at all.
I've been like, forget it. I'm not I'll take the
what was in golf where you take the penalty? Yeah,

(38:16):
oh okay, yeah mulligan, mulligan, Yeah, forget it. Give me
a plus five on this one. I don't care, guys,
I'm not getting near that out. I'm not gonna I'm
still likely gonna poke it with a golf club.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, let's upset it.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Should give it a kiss on the snout.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Eight seven seven four Woody and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's
a Friday morning. Yeah, March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. My
name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, Hoy, Greg,

(38:53):
I say, hoy is like hoy, there's a menace. Hi,
good morning? Do you menace? Gina here? Hi Sammy, It's
like Hoyt's like we got sea Bass. Morgan's taking your calls.
Phones are opening at eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two to

(39:13):
nine eight seven. I got some of the news stuff
to share with you here coming up this hour, could
you updated there? And ladies and gentlemen, it's time for
menaces late night monologue, Week in Review. Finally, Yes, let's
get caught up and go to the man himself. Ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls, he.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Manny, Hello everybody. What a wild week here in America.
Kelly Carkson she went missing, Elon Musk lost one hundred
billion dollars, and Sammy crocheted.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
A new scar for Diddy.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Whoa where did we even begin?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Did you see the the prison care package that she sent?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
No, it was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Has to post it on her Instagram. I know she
made these little Easter peeps things. Yeah, how would you
describe that?

Speaker 16 (40:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (40:07):
They're like knit like Easter pe Bummies City and.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Those are available on your Etsy story.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah and for Didy, Well, how about this, Greg, Since
you're a gay, well you identify as a gay. Well,
Eminem's have a contest where you can spend the night
at their Times Square store. It's your dream. Imagine this
noon and out, catching those delicious peanut butter balls in
your butt cheeks, riding the chocolate slide of happiness, and

(40:36):
picking out on the brown Eminem's inside. Oh wait a minute,
you don't need to go to New York for that.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
You had to download the app anyway, so you want
to never mind, dude.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Scientists say one and twenty two birds are about to
go extinct and ask for comment. The birds said, we're
tired of tweeting peculator. All right, speculator, peculator, speculator, Google.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
All right. Let's uh, let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
H Do you ever wonder why companies say we're gonna
lay you off instead of just saying congrats you get
to sleep in.

Speaker 13 (41:21):
I do.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Just a thought.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, yeah, I wasn't sure there was gonna be more
to that one.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Okay, it's just just a thought. I'm thrown out there. Well,
this week we found out King Charles likes listening to
Jay Z And let me ask you this, which lyrics
do you think he likes best. I'd be the richest
issue on these bitches while chickens cluck giving up that
butt or gay f word? Want to talk to the

(41:52):
pope post smoking like coco f rap coke by the
butt load.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Oh that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I think that second one. Yeah, it seems a little
bit more gangster. I'm going to chicken butt on that one.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Speaking of chickens, I think whole agg this whole egg thing,
it's it's over with. We need to worry about what's
really important. Where the food at right, I'm telling you,
Pizza Hut, where's the drops? It's been like two years,
Pizza Hut. Are you listening because you haven't invited us
to your lab to make like a billion dollars already.

(42:28):
Here's an idea, check this out. How about a pizza poncho. Okay,
hear me out, a pizza poncho where you stay dry
and you're fed boom cash money. How about this or
how about this a pizza flute? You get to hear

(42:50):
beautiful music and you suck down some mozzarella even sorry,
I'm just visualizing it. Even Lizzo can get behind that,
get it. I guess you're allergic to money pieces Bene,
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah, And and Monzrela, It's delicious.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Try it.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Okay. A band in New Jersey got arrested for putting
turtles down his pants. And if you're getting arrested these
days for having turtleheads, now I should be on a
no fly list.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
You get it? Your boy be pinching now. He had
a turf at the Newark Airport. Yeah, he tried to
bring the turtle through security, and he goes, what, you
can't bring turtles? Well, if you thought you could bring turtles,
why would you have it in your pants?

Speaker 13 (43:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Yeah, Doug. Anyways, let's talk about the stock market. But
it's down and people are getting crazy. I'm telling you
it's time to buy chill out. Everybody already put down
all my funds on the on the Border restaurant, great
name right now in these times. Also, I pops, I
see incredible returns. What anyways?

Speaker 14 (44:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (44:09):
What ye?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Anyways, Everything's gonna be okay. We have a great show
for you. Fleas here and Kevin Spacey. I hope you
enjoyed Friday.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
There's a medicine, this late night monologue, weekend review. Everybody
pops enjoy them. Yeah, And that whole thing about Pizza
Hut seemed more like a rant and trying to make
a statement that it did for comedic purposes. I mean, menace,
do you have a.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Beef with Pizza Well? You know because back in October
when it's my birthday month, I said that I wanted
to go to the Pizza Hut headquarters.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Right and they never materialized, they never hit.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Me up, And then I was just thinking about it.
It's like once, the last time Pizza Hut had an
item that was like popping off the last time, do
you tell.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Me pizza didn't they have the drawer like the pizza
where they.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Could figure like a special box. Yeah, yeah, they just
did that. They just did that. What last the box?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
You can't eat?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
But I'm just saying, if we can go up in
their lab, we can probably help them out a little.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
He's done, dude.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I'm just saying, Okay, I'm throwing this out there. Okay,
remember when we went to the Taco Bell Lab. Yes, okay,
and Woody, remember what you made?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I did? I made a It was a it was
a deep dish Mexican pizza. Hell yeah, but how did
you make it? I made it on site?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, but no, the insides of it, right, you had
like it was just it was just a multi layer
so instead of the single layer Mexican pizza like they
have at Taco Bell, it was it was the deep
dish version of that. So it was just like okay, yeah,
it was just stacked on top of it.

Speaker 10 (45:51):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
You wrapped it in a tortilla? Somebody else did that.
They they took they did a play on it.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, but while we're all in the lab together, yeah,
somebody wrapped it intwards you Whosidentally a year later they
came out with the.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Crunch rap just saying not so much of a coincidence.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Okay, yeah that's true.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah, So pizza hut hal at your boy at Menace
M E. Nace on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Let's get that pizza flute going.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Let's get that pizza flute popping.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
All right, Well, thank you very much, Menace, No problem.
I feel like I was easily persuaded. You can be persuaded, persuaded. Y,
all right, a couple of the news headlines. There's a
new report, by the way that airlines have noticed sacking

(46:42):
sales because people are more nervous to fly because of
the last handful of weeks.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Yeah, there's been a lot of bad airplane news news.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah, I'll just say you're hearing about it more, right,
But still like the thing yesterday the American Airlines flight
that was on its way to down Yeah, it had
an engine issue, like the engine vibrations, yeah, and had
the land in Denver, which they did caught fire. Yeah.
And then while they were taxing to the gate, the
engine caught fire, and so the passengers got to use

(47:13):
the slide. I saw that the rear of the airplane
got to use the slide. The people who are like
more toward the front, they were all like on the
wing and they were bringing ladders and stuff out to him.

Speaker 13 (47:22):
Here.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
So here's here's one of the dramatic passengers.

Speaker 18 (47:25):
Everybody started crushing on the panic and were just there
to get popped off.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
And everybody hopped into the wing. And then people started
jumping onto the.

Speaker 18 (47:32):
Ladders, and then they brought some more ladders to be
allowed people to get back down to the time fight.
It was pretty dramatic experience. Just honestly so unshocked, I mean,
really happy just to be alive. This is one of
the most shocking and scary.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Days in my life for sure, shocking scary days of
his life.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, I playing on fire, playing on fire. Yes, got
to go on the wing. Yeah, that's probably up there.
I was being sarcasts when I said it was being dramatic.
I mean, I mean he's being under Yeah, I understand. Uh,
I understand the field. Although again, if I got to
use the slide and everybody was fine, and everybody was fine,
like if they got all the passengers and everybody there
was yeah, yeah, first of all, they got all the

(48:10):
passengers off. So yeah, getting getting oh real quick. Thing
about Bill Belichick, he has informed all the University of
North Carolina employees to make sure that they see his
girlfriend on any emails they send to him.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, probably reading it to him.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
He's she's twenty four. Yeah, and uh they said a
lot of it has to do with any kind of
social media stuff, but it covers everything taken over, but
an extra emphasis on the social media stuff. Apparently she's
the one that talked him out of the Hard Knocks thing,
according to the article, like he was maybe gonna do it,

(48:51):
and then she's like no, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
No, Okay, Well she's smart, she's like an advisor.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I mean well.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
She also inserted herself into the Duncan commercial for the
Super Bowl. If I'm Bill's kids, I'm really worried.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Yea, they are not getting left anything.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
The interception right there, but also from her like, look,
if you're inserting something in me, I'm gonna insert myself
in something else. Hey, yeah, I'm going to get something
out of this. An American tourist has left Australia after
getting a ton of crap for a video where you
see her taking a baby wombat from its mother. Oh,
she snagged it from the side of the road. She

(49:27):
held it up for the camera while I mean, the
thing's freaking out, and then she ran off with it.
The mom is chasing after her. Good Australian officials, they're pissed.
They were threatening to pull her visa and she just
beat them to it. She wasted no time. She got
the hell out of there. She made all of her
social media accounts private and then just high tailed it
out of Australia.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Which means she knew what she did was wrong at
the time.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah. Yesterday a judge ordered the reinstatement of thousands of
fired probationary and federal employees across eighteen agencies who had
been let go as part of the whole government re
forced thing. Again, this is only temporary. The judge said.
The government didn't provide advanced notice, which I guess is
required before you do mass layoffs. So it's not that

(50:11):
they won't be let go, just not yet. They weren't told.
So the government just has to provide now the advanced
notice and then they're just gonna fire them again, right,
but for a little while. Yeah, really, it's just a
waste of time. Okay, come back for the temporary Yeah,
the current order is only in place for two weeks. Yeah,

(50:31):
so I guess, okay, so you'll get a few more
paychecks out of it.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
But I'd be like, stop torturing me, let me get
off my life.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
And then they're gonna then they're just gonna because they
was reading the article. Okay, so what's the what's the
reasoning behind you know, needing to give that type of
notice because a lot of times people just get fired.
They have no notice, right, and this is not even
necessarily like a firing as much as it was. They're
just it's a reduction in force. They call them riffs, right.
I know that because they've done a number of risks

(51:00):
around here, and people go, well, after the last riff,
I go, what is it? Rip? Reduction in force? And
it happens all the time. I don't know why. And
then here's the thing. I get it. Losing your job sucked.
Even people I hate, I never root for them to lose.
I'm never happy when I hear somebody, even if I
don't like them, lost their job, even though I've been
through it a number of times where you get let go,

(51:20):
sometimes your fault, sometimes not. But then that's the end
of it. The people that sue to get their job back,
I always wondered why, Yeah, like, okay, let's say you win.
Are you really just going to show back up at
the office. That's going to be so weird?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
And so I don't feel like they're actually doing that.
They're just trying to get.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Well, that's the thing, because it's like I refuse to
let you divorce me, like.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
But it's one thing to sue for, you know, whatever,
wrongful termination or something that where yes, that would be
a settlement. But when you're when you're suing to get
your job back, I always thought that was like weird,
Like does that really happen? Like do people really start
showing up again?

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Hey guys, you know you didn't want to here.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah, but uh, for this, they're saying that the notice.
Once that happens, they can just let them go again.
And the reason that it's a thing and you have
to have the notice is because it puts an undue
burden on the states where the people are because now
all of a sudden, they have this big influx of
people who are now in the system for unemployment and

(52:26):
for other assistance.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
And it's because when they do come back to work
because they said, hey, we didn't get the notice, they're
not going to do anything.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Well that's the whole point of why they got fired.
They're doing anything to begin with, right, and now they're
going to extra not do anything. But I never and okay,
so you can argue, you know, from a political standpoint
because of the people who are in charge of doing that,
whether you like them or not. But like when it
comes to the federal employees compared to say, you know,
employees like us, Why does there seem to be some

(52:55):
kind of sense of entitlement like you are just entitled
to a job, Like you can't get fired, you can't
get let go, you're a probationary worker or whatever. Oh no,
I can't be let go. What are you talking about.
We're all on the chopping block at any given moment,
Like that's how it works in the world. Like they
can let us go today, right, you know, and there's
not gonna be anybody that takes them to court to say, oh,

(53:15):
well you can't do that. There wasn't enough. No, nobody's
gonna do that.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
No, what we've gotten text here at work where people
say I work for the government, I maybe do one
hour of work a day.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Maybe it must be well we have people like that
work around here. Yeah, well true, giant they have.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
We're paying their salaries for a difference major the boss exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I just don't know why like people feel Okay, well, no,
I'm a federal employeed. No I'm I'm guaranteed basically I'm
guaranteed where I'm untouchable. No, you're just you're just like
everybody else.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Now, what didn't you say there's like kind of like
some public heads up when it does come to this. Okay,
so I don't know, and somebody might be able to
text over and tell us what this website is. So
there's a website where companies that are publicly traded have
to give a heads up if they're going to have

(54:07):
some type of reduction enforce, whether they're going to do
mass layoffs or they're changing up like something that has
to do with like head count within the company, right,
And so they were like, so when iHeartRadio, our company
was getting ready to do a bunch of it, showed
up on there and it had a percentage like iHeart
is planning over the next ninety days. They don't give

(54:27):
you a specific date over the next ninety days, a
reduction of force of five percent or whatever the number was,
and they don't give you any kind of specifics, but
they have to. So it'll be like Intel, over the
next ninety days is going to be reducing their workforce
by X number of employees or by percentage.

Speaker 9 (54:43):
I'm not seeing the website, but I googled it and
what came up first was the Worn Act for Mass
layoffs or business plants, you know, business or plants closing,
and it stands for worker adjustment and Retraining notification. So
I'm guessing it is a policy, a real policy.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, yeah, no, And there there is a website because
I remember somebody found it and then you can pretty
much just search it by any company, so you could
type in the name of your company and see if
they've disclosed that to whatever this is. Yeah, how about this?
This guy in Florida just got himself arrested for stealing
lap dances?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
What oh I saw it? Isn't there like bodycam footage
of this guy.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
He went into a place called rain Ladies and Gentlemen's
Club on a Tuesday morning. By the way, Valueakfast and
that's where you get all the Yeah, by the way,
this guy got several lap dances, total bill of like
one hundred and thirty some bucks or something like that,
and so he was presented with the tab, said he
didn't have the money to pay for him. So the

(55:45):
cops are called and he was arrested for misdemeanor theft.
Can I pay you.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Tuesday for a lap dance? On Monday dance?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
And thing?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
They have a firm He didn't even dash, He just
was like hanging out. Oh they brought them. Sorry. It's
like when you're at a restaurant you rose that you
forgot your wallet by Tuesday morning. We mean one thirty
am on a Tuesday. By the way, menace, You know
how you're saying, oh, I thought it was at ten am?

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Okay, menace? You know how you say lingerie is eighties?
Don't you guys think lap dances is eighties?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I think strip clubs are eighties kind of dated, and.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
Obviously I wouldn't be into getting a lap dance from
a chick. But what good does it do?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
What?

Speaker 13 (56:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Where's the pleasure? I loved it when I was six eight.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I loved it when I was sixteen because yeah, it
was sad me shaking her hand.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Yeah, well you were getting lap dances at sixteen.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
A fake idea? Look into it because yeah, it's a
chick giving you one, right, making a rouse.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
But when you're an adult, boy, yes, I agree. As
an adult, it's like, I know how this is supposed
to end.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It's not ending that way.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
You've never had a lap dance?

Speaker 7 (56:44):
No, I've never have, and I I have the strip
taking them to the club, but I would be as
a grown man mega embarrassed to even admit I got one.

Speaker 9 (56:53):
Yeah, I've gotten a few. Like at events, you're like, oh,
you're juda lap dance, and it is kind.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Of like it's so cheesy, you don't mind, you don't
have the equipment.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
No, I know, but it's But there's plenty of chicks
that get lap dances.

Speaker 17 (57:05):
And like it.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Just the atmosphere in the front of it, not the.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Like, well, my friends go to the strip club, like
I'll go with them, but like the stage show is
way more entertaining than getting dance.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
It's never going to be my idea to go to
the strip club. And I like a naked chick as
much as the next straight, straight dude does. But the
thing is for me, I know, I'm not going home
with this person. Like it's window shopping, it's going innutes,
it's going to the mall food court with no money,
you know, yeah you always and looking at yeah like
that's not fun.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Oh, by the way, there's a certain classic there's a
certain classic guy that does go home with the girls.
And those are called guys who do cocaine and have cocaine.
Because I know people who've done it.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Okay, Oh yeah, me too. And you're right. He always
has cocaine. But the type yes, and the me type,
the great type. We did not go home with these girls.
Watch you want to? Okay, So here we go. The
website is Warren Tracker dot com. It is Warren Tracker
dot com and you can type it so all states
of different years. You can search by the name of
the company. So here it says Starbucks Corporation in Washington.

(58:03):
They have a notice date of five two twenty five,
so May second, twenty twenty five, and they're planning to
lay off between five hundred and one and one thousand employees. Yeah,
that was in the news. Yeah, you talked about that
layoff type permanent. Damn.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Now let's see robots are coming. Yeah, social media manager at.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
The Woody Show what yeah, whoa now? So yeah, you
could see they have live maps and charts, they have
all kinds of stuff. Yeah, because it's it's called the
Warren Act that they have to they have to like
disclose that stuff. And then these people they take all
the they find wherever those things get posted, and they
just put it onto one website that you can you

(58:44):
can see.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Because I was wondering because we always have those stories
and like, well, why is this public?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Who?

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Why would you want this to be known about your company?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
And yeah, yeah, some stre you go eight seven seven
forty four. Woody is the phone number. You can hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven will be right back.

Speaker 19 (59:00):
I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I think it.

Speaker 19 (59:06):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone. I can feel the warmth kind of.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Like head them down toward my pest. Well, today is payday,
yeah day, And just like we have every year, we
have you know how much the twelve days of Christmas
would cost? Or we get that, we get the results

(59:34):
at survey about how much stay at home moms would
make if they were paid a salary. Yes, it is
time for our annual airing of Greg's grievance because every
year at this time, he complains, he goes, it seems
like our paychecks have been smaller, all right, And I say,
because when things start at the beginning of the year,
you start over.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Greg, we have covered that, but they do just seem
extra small this and then it leads me to another
question because I haven't done my taxes yet. Right, So
let's say hypothetically you do your taxes and you make
a mistake, for example, Oh, I had five thousand dollars
in capital gains and then the IRS says, oh, actually

(01:00:17):
it was nine thousand dollars. If the IRS spots a
mistake and lets you know, hey, you actually owe us this,
why do we go through the rigamarole of doing it,
Just tell us.

Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
Thank you And that's the same as finally for an extension.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Oh but I still have to pay now, Yeah, estimate
what you have to pay. None of it makes sense.
It's so agread damn complicated. But I had that dawned
on me yesterday. If you make a mistake, they're going
to point it out. Well, then just tell me what
it is from the get go to everybody, let us
know that's true. No, when it comes to the paychecks, Greg,

(01:00:54):
what you should do. Go back to the first couple
of paychecks of last year, look at the pay stub
compared to what you got this year, and you can
see in the breakdowns of what the differences are. So like,
maybe you're paying more in a cope, not copay, but
whatever you pay towards your benefits, because we did get
new benefits and so maybe you're maybe you're paying a
little bit more per paycheck and that's why it's brought

(01:01:16):
it down a little bit or I need to do
that side by side comparison. Yeah, yeah, and this is
super unrelatable, but it does apply to uh to Greg.
You know, after you make a certain number of dollars
per year, like there's a cap on the Social Security contribution,
and so after you hit that number, all of a sudden,
that number that was going toward your every paycheck to

(01:01:38):
Social Security is not there anymore, and all of a
sudden you're like, wow, I got a little bit more
of my check. And that's what it is. It's like
because social Security caps or whatever that number is, and
you can only you can only contribute also X number
of dollars to your four O one K. So if
you're doing that, you're doing that in the first you know,
however many months or all throughout the year, out of
your paychecks, and so that's coming out again. Okay, I

(01:02:01):
think I did up my four to one case, so
that there you go, there we go. But every year
Greg has the same I know, every year, and it
takes me. It just reminds me every year, like, oh,
that's right, start of the year. The paychecks looky. Yeah,
someone says on the text, the I R S already
knows what you owe or are due. It's just kind
of an honor system to see if you're telling the

(01:02:21):
T stop, I don't stop playing these games. Your deductions
are your own, though, like they I don't think they're
that I don't think they're that smart.

Speaker 9 (01:02:29):
I don't think they have that's true. That's why don't
they have like five years to catch you?

Speaker 16 (01:02:34):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Why am I getting this from twenty twenty two?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Is that what it was? It's not seven? Seven years
is how long it takes to repair your credit, right, Yeah,
when bankruptcy, but you keep five years of your tax record.
I think it's five years. And it's like, why am
I getting this now? Because they take their sweet time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Yeah, I mean they will mail you years later and
say e oh something.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Because we're the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
You know, Yeah, guess what the one Guess what guys,
it's ten years?

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Is it really?

Speaker 16 (01:02:58):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
It's ten those three three that you could just take
whatever you had three years prior, just throw it away.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
And if not, you skate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I knew it wasn't three years.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
I thought it was seven, but then succordingdioris dot gov
date your tech two the time you have penalties, interests,
et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Okay, God, yeah, that way if they want to go
back and get you, they can't so complicated. What probably
what it is to say if they get you once,
like trying to figure out because let's just say you fire,
you file your stuff this year, and they decide to
audit you. Then once they go through the audit, they
realized that you screwed them, they probably go, Okay, well,
let's go back through your last ten years work right,

(01:03:34):
and see how much other stuff you you've screwed us
the government out of do any of you?

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Probably not me either, but probably your parents.

Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
Remember when they would like show up to their accounting
appointment with like a shoe box of receipts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Oh yeah, you're talking to two guys here, who do that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Greg? And what do you both? I don't have a
shoebox of receipts.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
I don't have you don't like you just bring all
the paper receipts and you just shove them.

Speaker 13 (01:03:56):
I mean that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
I don't know if that was like the cliche or
people they did that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
I don't have the paper re seats. If I need to,
if something needs to be documented, I can get like
how much I spend it for whatever. I don't keep
the individual receipts like those old school Yeah, like you're
talking all the time. Yeah, I don't. I don't do that.
My uh my tax prepared guy doesn't doesn't make me
do that.

Speaker 17 (01:04:16):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
If he needs something, he asks for it, I hunt
it down because you can find anything online. Now maybe
that's when you know, before computers and internet and things
like that, people are doing a lot of that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Absolutely, and what do you created a monster? Here's a
text that says, tell Gregor needs to look into social
Security because at the age of sixty there are forums
who need to fill out. Greg you just turned sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Oh we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Good morning everybody, and thank you
for being here. Yeah, my name is Woody. That is
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(01:05:52):
that's the show. People are gonna turn up, dude. I
was talking to the people in the office and they
were saying that after the parade wraps up, all the
people from the stations, because there's like four or five
stations at all participating in the parade. Everybody just gets
together and gets wrecked. Sounds perfect, like all right, man,
just another reason to uber down there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Yeah, good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
The only other thing I want to get in is
that Novakay movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Oh yeah, Medice have been very excited about that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
I know. I don't know why, but I want to see.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Curious what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Are you a paid sponsor minute?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I'm not usually liked about this movie. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I really really like the trailer.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
His name's Kane and he doesn't feel pain and he
doesn't feel pain.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Nothing, it I'm not getting I'm not getting paid. Yes,
I just want to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
See it, all right? Anybody else anything exciting? Not fun? Nothing,
nothing on the books. Nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
I'm putting on some fake enthusiasm for my husband's marathon.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
I think I'm going to get together with family and
probably have some green beers. All the girls nice, got
a couple of aunts, my sister.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
We'll have a great time, okay, by you by die
and you yes, ok.

Speaker 10 (01:07:02):
Yeah, And you put it at the bottom of the
cup and then you pour your beer in and it's green.

Speaker 17 (01:07:07):
Fun.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
That's called joining fun.

Speaker 16 (01:07:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Do you do carbon no, just the beer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
So with St. Patrick's day, let's just be thinking about this.
Throw a story out there, most embarrassing drunk story. So,
do you have an embarrassing drunk story. We'll go around
the room and then what we can do. We'll open
up the phones and the last man standing up we
just did recently went really well, so we can do
another one of those. Yeah, let's do that, because everybody's

(01:07:36):
got an embarrassing drunk story. No, no, yeah, So we'll
open up the phones and then you call in. You
tell us your most embarrassing story of when you were drunk,
and then we'll hear the next story. We'll decide which
one is going to be the one moving on, and
at the end of the segment, that person will win

(01:07:57):
a prize. Last time we put it to a listener vote,
which we could do again. We could do that again.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Yeah, they were passionate voters.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Yeah. So if you've got a good story about your
most embarrassing thing you did when you're drunk, you can
go ahead to give us a call now eight seven
seven forty four woody. That's eight seven seven forty four woody.
We'll start getting those lined up and we'll get to
that round of Last Man Standing show. The phones are

(01:08:27):
open eight seven seven forty four woody eight seven seven
forty four woody, Last Man Standing. We're gonna start by
going around the room and then we'll jump onto the phones.
What's the most embarrassing thing you did when you were drunk?
Which everyone ends up being the best story at the
end of this will win a prize. I think we

(01:08:49):
got to start with Menace, because Menus I think has
the most I have everybody I've ever known.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Yeah, I've been ejected from Red Lobster of Fridays. There
was that one time that I didn't realize I was
going into the women's bathroom. I thought my friend was
in there, and I was like, dude, you're taking a
dump your growth. And then I turned around and found
out it was a woman in the bathroom. I've been
kicked out of a nightclub and I turned my shirt

(01:09:14):
inside it out, thinking they would have recognized me when
I was trying to go back in.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Oh, I.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Pooped in the rain at night on the street of
San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I saw that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Yeah, And I think the one I think was the
funniest is I went into this bathroom at a Burger
Burger spot and they just mopped the floors and I
slipped and I fell on the ground and it was
so slippery that I couldn't get up, and I was
like trying to pull on the handle to try to
get back out, and I kept on falling on the ground.

(01:09:47):
So I just laid on the floor until it dried.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
So I see, these are just the most embarrassing ones.
There's other ones that he's not even embarrassed about. Like
we went to this really nice event. It was like
a at the CEES show in Las Vegas, and Menace
got hammered and he barfed into like a cup, like
a like ah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
That was at the Iheartart.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Function.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
I thought that was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Done that one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
And by the way, not in the bathroom, not in
the in the dance on the dance.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Yeah, yeah, he barfed into the cocktail glass and then
just put it behind a plant.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Why is that embarrassing? That's just a pro move, That's
what I'm saying. Like he's got one of these drunk
stores and he always.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Barfs and sinks.

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
Yet Gina grad Uh, Okay, so I don't. I don't
really get drunk, not that I have a big tolerance.
I'm just not a big drinker. But I do remember
when I used to live in New York that I
was at a gay bar where you could like sing
with the piano, and it looked like so much fun.
I got on top of a table and sang musical
songs and took my shirt and braught off and just

(01:10:55):
sang for the crowd until I was pulled down by
a very mad skilling woman telling me that they could
lose their cavaret license and call.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Oh God, Greg Gorey God.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
Every time I'm drunk is embarrassing. But just to think
of a few, I have my most embarrassing but the
time that we were at an event that I would
still be at had wood he not carried me up
the stairs, an event at MENACE's birthday party where I
literally fell down in an elevator. But the most embarrassing
was a birthday party at an apartment building where they

(01:11:31):
had a rooftop pool, and the last thing I remember
was taking all my clothes off and jumping in the
pool and telling everybody that we had to swim. And
from that moment forward, I remember nothing, And everybody told
me that after the pool, and I don't remember how
I got out. Apparently Mario got me out and got
me dressed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Oh this is well into adulthood.

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
Oh god, yeah, this is a handful of years ago.
And then apparently I went back to the apartment and
ate rotisserie chicken with birthday cake on the same plate. Yes,
And then I woke up the next day remembering zero,
how do I even get dressed?

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
You had your penis salt in front of everybody. I
don't apparently, I'm surprising it's streaking. I don't know, yea,
but yeah that was her Sammy, Oh sound, I'm sorry,
uh sea bass.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
I guess the easiest one was I went to a
party at my chemistry fraternity, but it was like a
you know, a pajama parties. But I went, but I
wore instead of men's pajamas, I wore ladies pajamas because
that was back when that was hilarious and not a
hate crime. Sure, and then so I got super drunk there,
came back to my frat house where they were smashing

(01:12:40):
my car, which had died, which which I was okay
with because everyone knew that it was like a two
hundred dollars car, and I joined in another fun and
did like elbow drops onto the windshield, tore up my arm.
I got all kinds of bloody. There was this chick
that had been trying to bang me, and she was
waiting in my room, and so I like, I was like,
all right, I guess we might as well bang. So
I opened like smashed up in my own doors. There's

(01:13:00):
this bloody streak of an armprint across the door, and
then he banged, and I woke up with like bloody
in lingerie, with a like a horror scene on my
door the next day by bro though, right.

Speaker 19 (01:13:13):
The.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Only lingerie story you had. Remember when you're like some
du want to do karate or something when you're in lingerie.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Oh well that was after again, Well that was actually
another terrible story where I went out and got it,
got into a threesome with the chick. But the chick,
but the chick had brought a boyfriend back to this
other girl's apartment with her. He got pissed that we
were the three of us were banging the other room.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
So he goes out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
He breaks the window to her apartment. I call the cops.
I don't have any clothes. I put on her like
Japanese style row shout out Japan and I'm talking to
the cops literally if my wien are out because the
rope's too small as the sun is coming up. Describing
the guy who smashed these girls windows. It's because I
was at banging a couple ofits, right, all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Right, So most harassing thing you did when you're drunk.
What do you got guys? Yeah, Woodie, let's go to Taylor. Hey,
good morning, Taylor, good morning. Oh, good morning. All right,
So what's your story?

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
All right? So I was a PCA president and I
went to a convention and I got drunk. As the
after party it was in a club, but it wasn't
the kind of club I'm about to describe, but there
was a stripper poll and it looked like a good time.
So I went ahead and did that for a while.
They had to tap me out because.

Speaker 14 (01:14:36):
There was I wouldn't get down.

Speaker 11 (01:14:38):
And then later when my friend got me back to
the hotel, I crawled out of the elevator. She got
me to the room, I laid sideways on my bed.
I remember throwing up in my hair. She's like all right,
I'm like I'm good. And the next morning I woke
up and my underwear were gone, and I have no
idea where they went.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Oh damn, PTA shout out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
All right, it's a good night.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Okay, yeah, all right, Taylor, hang on one second. That's
our first story. Now we go to the second story.
We hear that one. Then we had to decide which
one we think should move on. Uh, let's go to Uh,
let's see John. Hey, good morning, John, Good morning guys.
How are you doing great? All right, so tell us
about your most embarrassing thing you did when you were drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
The most embarrassing thing when I was drunk was probably
I was at a company party, manager's birthday. Got so drunk,
I started throwing up and I ended up pooping on
myself and the party.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Oh yeah, pooped yourself? And how like how far away
from home were you? Like did you obviously you left immediately? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Yeah, I was in north Ridge and I was home.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Was Oh, that's that's far okay, all right, well hang
on one second, John, let's decide who is going to
move on. I'm going with Taylor. I mean, pooping yourself
is pretty embarrassed. That's embarrassed, but like it's a peat.
So like these are all by the way, when moms
have to deal with other moms, especially school moms, like

(01:16:07):
it's yeah, so i'd imagine that one. Yeah, John, thank
you for the call. Appreciate you listening to wood show.
Thank you so much. Let's go to Missy. Hey, good morning, Missy. Missy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Yes, I'm here, I'm all right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
How are you so we're doing fantastic. What's the most
embarrassing thing you did when you were drunk?

Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
Well, I I was on vacation with my husband. I
was super excited to be on vacation, so I had
a little too much to drink, and when we were
exiting one of the bars, I ran right into a
glass door and said, ooh clean. And the next morning
I had a big shiner, and our little butler on
our floor kept asking my husband everything okay with you

(01:16:58):
and your wife?

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Mister boss, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I've walked through a place.

Speaker 9 (01:17:05):
Around a little Yeah, but like he had to make
sure he didn't have to call the police.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Yeah, all right, Missy, Hang on one second, whose story
do you like best? We'll start with you menace.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
I'm still going pta because I mean I do that
sober with the glass Yeah, I did that here in
this building.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
I heard my nose for like two weeks. That's because
he's like he's looking down at his phone while he's
walking all right around the room.

Speaker 9 (01:17:32):
I would say, Taylor, but it is super funny to
see people walk into a glass door.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
So I'm gonna go, Missy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Missy greg Gory, I'm sticking with PTA convention. Yeah, PTA Convention,
PTA Convention. All right, Missy, thank you so much for
the call. Appreciate listen of the Woody Show.

Speaker 16 (01:17:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Bort has seen me walk through a screen door when
I was drawn. Let's go to Josh. Hey, good morning, Josh,
Oh God, how you doing. We're doing fantastic, all right.
So what's the most embarrassing thing that happened when you
were drunk?

Speaker 14 (01:18:04):
This is something I still get crap about to this day.
I went over to my buddy's house to paint miniatures,
as those cool guys do, and whened linking an entire
bottle of Crown Royal to our domes. And I was
calling her at night and I was walking through the bathroom,
went to drop trow to jump out, and I guess,

(01:18:25):
as it turns out, I was sitting on his laundry
basket in the hallway, and I did my business. I
pushed all over them, closed and uh, midway mid poop.
His wife comes out of the room and she's like, Josh,
what are you doing? And I said, get out of
the bathroom. And that's how I ended the night. I
still get crap about that to this day.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
In your friend's laundry basket, that's funny. I support the person.

Speaker 14 (01:18:52):
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, now I broke it for shore.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Yeah, but I could I could sit like we have
a pretty sturdy one. Yeah. All right, So whose story
do you like? That one?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
That's great, Josh, because I feel I can relate Josh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
All right, Taylor, that's a great story. It sounds like
one hell of a PTA party. But yeah, thank you
for listening to what show. Have a great day, all right,
all right, Uh, let's see, let's go to Anonymous. Hey,
good morning, Anonymous, Good morning. I figured it's got to
be good if they're going by anonymous. All right, so
tell us about the most embarrassing thing that you did

(01:19:33):
when you were drunk.

Speaker 16 (01:19:35):
Okay, so every Tuesday I used to go to Happy
Yellow with my best friends Tbjay because you know, they
have pizza and then they're like we're on sale, right, Okay.
That day I drank way too much where I barked
on the bar table, wiped it off the table so

(01:19:56):
no one would see the bartinger saw though, ask me,
are you okay?

Speaker 10 (01:20:01):
Do you need to clean up?

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
It's a menace move.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Oh yeah, I mean they would saw me. Okay, yeah,
I would have kept on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Eating, but like like right on the table, not like
as you're sitting at the table, onto the floor, like
you barfed right on.

Speaker 16 (01:20:21):
No, I barked on the bar table.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Right, all right, votes around the room. I'm still going
with josh Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
I like Joshua, even though I would do the barin Yeah, yeah,
we understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
All right, Thank you, Anonymous, appreciate listen the show us
go to Tasha. Hey, good morning Tasha, Tasha. Hi, Why
so what's the most embarrassing thing you did when you
were drunk?

Speaker 20 (01:20:48):
This was the worst. I went to a music festival
pretty far away from home, thinking like no big deals
all the time, and I ended up really really drunks
on stage, showed my papas to everybody, and when went
back home and we I live in like the super
small town at this time and went to like like

(01:21:09):
small town like almost like a Saint Patrick's saying.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 20 (01:21:13):
Found out that I showed my tatas to my high
school history teacher, my high school science teacher, and elementary
school teacher, and.

Speaker 11 (01:21:20):
About sixty people that I went to school with.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Uh, Tasha, hanging on one seconds. Get some votes around
the room. Whose story do we like? You get an
April like Tasha's story. Tasha's all right, sticking with the
hooping and the hand. I'm just thinking about which one
you would die more of embarrassing, trying to figure out
there were so many witnesses for Tasha's it's it's it's all.
It's all embarrassing. Yeah, I know, but like but it's

(01:21:54):
just boobs. Yeah, it's not a dude like is Wiener. No,
I understand that. I'm thinking, like, man, like you're crapping
in someone's and thinking you're in the bathroom, yeah, and
screening and his wife to get out there. Yeah, menace.
I'm going poop, poop, poop, Greg poop, Gina. That's a
great story, but I'm gonna go poop, all right, Tasha,
great story, thank you for listening one show. Appreciate Thatasha,

(01:22:17):
thank you, thank you. Let's go to Eric. Good morning, Eric,
Good morning, good morning morning. All right, So, worst thing
or most embarrassing thing you did when you were drunk.

Speaker 17 (01:22:29):
Yeah, this is about fifteen years ago. A week after
I got married. I went to Seattle to go to
glass blowing school because that's what I thought. I wanted
to be cool and my wife still doesn't know this
story to this day. So one night is a party,
party night, costume. There were some kegs. This is like
when IPA was just getting popular. I didn't know what
it was, so I was drinking the IPAs like they

(01:22:53):
were Miller Lits or something. So later that night we
our dorms were up a hill. I go to pee
in the bushes, pass out in the bushes. One of
the student helpers have to take me up the hill
the shoes socks. I end up Apparently this is news
to me. The next day, I peed in my roommate's luggage,

(01:23:14):
peed the bed. I popped one of the lenses out
of my eyeglasses, and I brought contacts, had never worn
them before, did not know how to put them in.
The Next morning, I was laid to my glass blowing
lay down the hill. So so I get down the hill.

(01:23:36):
I've only got one one eye glass and I'm trying
to like do this stuff with this hot glass. That
doesn't it's not working. I hear all the whispers of hey, is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
That the guy?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
That's the guy.

Speaker 17 (01:23:47):
Yeah, yeah, so I I uh, there's ends up being
a video passed around with me coming up the hill.
People are outside, I'm holding onto the sky drunk his
heat and uh, it's just me going.

Speaker 15 (01:23:59):
This is what I wanted to be man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
All right, So who's whose story do we like?

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
It's so good, like like Tasha's.

Speaker 9 (01:24:10):
I like this one because there's, like Sammy said, a
million witnesses and yes and so much p yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Blowing Yeah, Sea Maaster gets your vote. I'm gonna go
with THEE the poop going to the poop one. It's
pooper p at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Yeah, I'm going pee.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Yeah, I'm going I think I'm going poop. Okay, say
we're split, all right, this this actually might be okay.
This because it's so close and we are running out
of time. Let's this is where we let the listener decide. Okay,
all right, all right, so we'll leave it to these
last two. Text your vote over to two to ninety seven.
Text the number one for Josh's story about getting what

(01:24:52):
was What was Josh doing? He said, as cool guys do.
What was painting? Miniature painting minutes? Two really cool activities? Yeah,
so text the number one for the story about Josh.
He ended up in his friend's place and pooping into
the friend's laundry basket. Wife is yelling at him, like,
what are you doing? He thought he was on the toilet.
They thought he was on the toilet, all right, So
text one for Josh's story, Text number two for Eric.

(01:25:14):
He was at glass blowing school, ended up losing his shoes,
breaking his glasses, and peeing in his roommate's luggage. And
then there's a lot of witnesses and video of him
just being completely trash. This is what I want to do.
Text number two to vote for that one one or
two over to two two ninety seven. We'll take the break,

(01:25:36):
we'll come back and we'll find out who wins this
round of last man Standing. Most embarrassing thing you did
when you were drunk? Results coming up for you next
year on The Woody Show, How dumb are you on
the WOODI Show.

Speaker 17 (01:25:49):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Listen to the non threatening music.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
This semester show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Much gotta be fun, fun with it, No Woody Show.
All right, the votes are in. Yeah, somebody said there's
there was a reverse walk of shame. Well that was
me at a party, A couple of guys giving me
high fives, going into a room with this with this
chick and then laughs when walking back. Hashtag whiskey leaner. Yeah,

(01:26:20):
uh yeah. So somebody tried to bang a bridge at
the Midget at a at a party. They had this event,
you know, Bridget the Midget. You ever see Bridget the
Midget saying they couldn't pull it off? Yeah, I had
some interest. Things looking good, but I kept drinking. The
next thing I know, Uh, a group of people are
making jokes. Uh, and I guess the jokes that were

(01:26:41):
coming out of his mouth, even to his horror, they
progressively got worse. And uh, no, half celebrity, notch on
my belt to say the least, you blew it with
all his jokes. You could have you could have Bridget
the Midget man. Yeah all right, so the votes are
in and congratulations too. U nombering number two, Eric the

(01:27:07):
guy who who peed at glass blowing school. Wait into
somebody's luggage. Congratulations you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
Way to go awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Yeah, so lost his shoes, broke his glasses. Yeah, and
then uh yeah, it was on tape him going this
is what I want to do me. But yeah, hey, Josh,
thank you very much. Appreciate you calling in with the story,
and I appreciate hate.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
You'll never go to live that down. At least there's
no video of it, that's true.

Speaker 14 (01:27:38):
Yeah, no, thank you, guys. I really thought pooping on
my boys laundry would take me places.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
But all right, Josh, thanks man, have yourself a great day.
When money, why what do you show? All right, welcome
back everybody. Yeah, all right, it's Friday morning. That's great.
It's March fourteenth. It days Pie Day because now metas,

(01:28:03):
why is it Pie Day?

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Because we love eating pies and celebrating pies.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
March fourteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Oh it has to do something in math, right, Oh yeah,
I just like pies.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
So this must be true because it's also Genius Days.
So there you go. Thank you. Yeah. Three point one
four yep equals pie equals pie. Yeah, but everyone knows
that but p I okay, Pie Day.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Yeah, but I mean there's a bunch of pie sales,
and you know they try to a lot of pizza
at a places.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
We'll tie into that as well. Yeah. So it's pie Day,
It's Genius Day, Sea Bass, It's celebrate Scientists Day. We
should It's National Potato Chip Day. Does anybody have a
favorite potato chip? Yes, the cattle brand jollopeno oh you did?

Speaker 14 (01:28:51):
Men, Those.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Those are pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
I don't mind just an original Lays.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Yeah, I like just Lays ruffle.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
Yeah, I like plain.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Flavor yeh o G great, but u is delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
That's the potato chip.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
But it's chip frough room.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
It's like a corn chip, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
You know it's good they have. I think it's terra
tee r r oh.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Those like sweet potato, the sweet potato chips and sweet potato.
Those are so good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
They are good because they're they're soaked in oil. They
are not good for you, but yes, they certainly are,
but they're really good tasty.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Yeah, I love them. It's a National Learn about Butterflies Day, Greg,
Thank you. I think I know all I need to know. Also, Greg,
today is save a Spider Day, save it. It's Dog
Theft Awareness Day. Oh no, and that's a World Sleep Day,
which I'm looking forward to doing after the show today.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Always a Friday after work shutdown is just the best
glorious fun. Eight. What is the phone number if you
want to call in? Send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven menace. What's happening in the
world of entertainment this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Well, that movie that I've been waiting for it is
finally out in theaters this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
It's Nova Caine. Now, remember I told you about it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
It's about the guy that can't feel pain at all,
but oh yeah, his girlfriend gets kidnapped and he goes
after the bad guys and he's getting shot.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
And sea all this kind of stuff and you can't
feel on a pain.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
But start the Huey from The Boys aka Jack Quaid. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I don't know the Boys. I haven't
watched them.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I haven't watched The Boys either.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Again, it's a it's basically it's real life gory superheroes.
So it's you know, a lot of blood and guts,
but and and you know what, not all the superheroes
are good but not not dorky. No, I mean it's fantasy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
So Greg, isn't there a lot of gay sex in
that show? Oh so much? Yeah, let's check it out.
He didn't deal with the superhero flickery floor. Hell no, Yeah,
that's the tough thing. You had me at blood and
Guts and then you lost me at all the flickerty
floor Superhero.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Yeah. I heard like, there's like, yeah, some crazy Wiener
scene where some guy gets something gets exploded.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Yea, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
I mean it's been on several seasons, so there's plenty
of Wieners to choose from. Yeah, okay, Well, speaking of television,
Kelly Clarkson She's m I A guys, has not been
doing her show since March fifth, and out of all
the daytime talk shows, Kelly is definitely my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
That's inciting. I keep seeing that headline pop up, but
I figured I didn't click on it because I figured
it was something stupid. Is there a real like kind
of like mystery or standalone?

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Thinks it's medical because she lost like a bunch of
weight all this kind of stuff, and but her people
have finally come out and said that no, it has
nothing to do with her. But she's dealing with her
personal matter that does not immediately involve her.

Speaker 10 (01:31:45):
Didn't she didn't she like leave kind of like for
show or mid show, I don't know, and someone else
had to one of the celebrity guests had to like
start hosting all of a sudden. So that's why it
seemed like there was a concern medically maybe for her
how but yeah, they said, they're.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
Saying, no, it sounds like you like her interesting. I
like her. I also find her annoying at a certain time,
you know what I mean, Like there's only certain well
she's got she's got one trick. What No, but she's
seeming really no, she seems fun and like there's sometimes
when she's talking. I don't know if it's about her
cadence or like the energy or what's something there's something

(01:32:23):
about I can't put my finger on it where I
tap out after about you know, a couple of minutes.
But overall, I like her, Like I root for her again,
you know, I think she's a cool chick. Out of
all the shows available, she is definitely my favorite. I
like her story.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
I thought Drew barrymo more shows, we're getting better, but
now she's doing this like really close face thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Yes, that's she's so weird. Yeah have you not seen that?
No fell close talkers.

Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
It's like she gets close to me for a while,
it's other lap.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Pretty much like when she first started a show, her show,
it was a little rough and then it started getting
really good and better and now like people got really
into her being really close with their guests face to face,
and I just find it really awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:33:08):
I think they're settling a psychological thing of like people
opening up to you if you touch them and things
like that. I think that was an Oprah move to
kind of make people feel comfortable and connect with you.
And Drew Barrymore is just going way boundaries on it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Yeah, and I feel like she is going more for
that therapy angle.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Yeah for sure. Definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Well how about this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
I know you're a big fan of the WNBA, Woodie,
Oh and Eminem is also a big fan, and he's
trying to bring a team to Detroit with Jared Goff.
Because the WNBA right now they have thirteen teams. They're
going to expand to fifteen teams by twenty twenty six,
but they should retract by twenty twenty eight. They're going

(01:33:49):
to allow even more teams, and that's when Eminem wants
to step in and try to bring a team to Detroit.
But he has a lot of competition because Austin and Charlotte,
Cleveland and Houston and are also trying to do the same,
plus Kansas City and they have the backing of Patrick
Mahomes his wife.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Put that together.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Ok, yeah, the Curry. That's why do I feel like
investing in a w NBA team would be the same
as investing as a commemorative Wizard of Oz plates. Well,
here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
It's it may actually be smart because what they may
be doing is investing in a pump and dump in
getting subsidies from the NBA.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Is how part of luxury taxes.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
Being part of the ownership group, you get the the
because the n w NBA loses money left and right,
but do you get you get to own and then
the NBA keeps pumping money, pumping money, pumping money, and
then you get that you're not actually selling money on
tickets and concessions and salaries and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
And they can never cancel it because of like what
a bad look that would be?

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Right exactly, So this I mean this is actually low
key smart. A female sport that I'm actually pretty excited
for that starting up is called f One Academy and
it's all female racers and there's actually gonna be a
net net Flick's TV show around it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Men has gone all in one racing thing.

Speaker 17 (01:35:06):
I love.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
It's a new discovery for Menace. I absolutely love it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
It's awesome. Another female thing that I'm into is Bravo
Television and Lisa Vanderbrumpt is actually taking over You know
that that hotel, the Cromwell that is on the center
of the Las Vegas Strip.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah, She's actually going to be taking over the Cromwell
and it's going to be all Lisa vander pumped out.
She's been taking over a lot of stuff on the strip.
She has a restaurant at the Paris, and she has
a brunch spot at Caesar's, and she's doing like some
like I don't know, daytime pole party thing at the Flamingos.

Speaker 10 (01:35:43):
So do you think that she'll remove all those things
from the other places and bring them to her new
hotel or still leave.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
No, She's going to have them all over because the
Cromwell is very small.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
I'm looking for it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
It's been a fan favorite for a long time because
they have that club on the top what are you
and I have been there called Dre's Nightclub. Remember we
went to that one party and that's usually where like
they would have like Chris Brown parties and stuff like that,
which is nice though. Yeah, it's a cool setup.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
It's like indoor outdoor kind of thing that Cardi b
to hit that guy in the head with her mic
or whatever it might be. Dres.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Yeah, but she's gonna make it all fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Oh hey, Sea Bass did you see? And I gotta
start watching it. This is what you've been saying. Oh yeah,
land Man Lean Man. Yeah, gotten renewed for a second season,
which you had to know that was it. Yeah, it's
very popular and it's it's very much a woody show. Yes,
And this is another thing that I always do now
because for the longest time, I would like, Oh I
hear about a show that everybody you like it. I

(01:36:40):
watch it and it's one and done, and then so
now it's like, at least wait till I get into
a second season. Yeah, before I start, you like it
because if what he likes it on the first season,
it's definitely yeah, yeah, Greg, you love the spashing pumpkins.
Of course, Billy Corgan and he's gonna be celebrating the
thirtieth inniverse three of the classic nineteen ninety five album

(01:37:02):
Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness remember when that out the
Lyric Opera of Chicago, And it's going to be having
a bunch of shows in November, are you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Ikind of go on sailing on April?

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
I like all the same, like when bands team up
with symphonies and do interesting versions of their songs. But
just like the Metallica did that, that was cool, Yeah,
that was awesome. Depeche Mode's done it, but the word
kind of throws me off. I don't know was doing last.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Year right, like over in London they did the I
want to say it was with the with the orchestra, right.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Yeah, even the What's the Baby Got Back? He's done that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I mean I'd give it
a listen because think about like think about the beginning
of Tonight Tonight there's all those string orchestral Yeah, exactly so,
and it's a big album. Being that you're a big fan.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
All right, I will listen to it manas kind of
in the music Realm. Hear me out on this one.
So King Charles his lady Camilla, right, Camilla is that? Yeah, yeah,
she's the queen and stuff. Anyways, Apparently she has a
vacation home that's two hours outside of London, and the
home next to this home was going to be sold

(01:38:16):
and turned into a wedding venue and King Charles and
her did not like that, so they ended up buying
this home for four million dollars. Who cares about all that,
But during this story, there was reports about King Charles's
playlist randomly and like what he likes to listen to,
and he likes to listen to Bob Marley, so you know,
he's probably token and he loves Beyonce, jay Z and

(01:38:39):
Kylie Minogue.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Okay, I'm listening to music. Why, I don't know, because
he's the King.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Stuffy, Yeah exactly. I always thought he was super stuffy,
but then I went to the palace and I took
a tour and in the beginning of the tour, you
put on some headphones and he actually walks you through
all this art that he's collected from around the world,
and he actually sounds pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Really. I saw him interacting with people outside of Buckingham Palace. Yeah,
Like he was just outside just chatting with people like fans.

Speaker 10 (01:39:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Can you imagine you go to Buckingham Palace and all
of a sudden, the King's standing there, even if you
think it sucks, that's one of the things people go like,
I wouldn't I wouldn't accept an invite to the White House,
depending on whoever is not your president, right right, any
invite from a president, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
Going, I'm going, oh yeah, day every day I.

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
Saw you're there of some bike riders that were in
the wilderness and they ran into King Charles on a walk.
He might have been Prince Charles at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
He's just like it was pretty interesting. It was cool.
The music.

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
I picture him listening to those old timey, annoying pianos
called the harpsichord.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Oh yeah, no, apparently he's listening to Jay Z and Beyonce.
He likes to turn up man sweet, all right, thank
you menas no problem. Good time for your birthdays. Say
we're going it's shimmer baby, We're gonna sit page It's
Shiver day. And you know we don't get starting with

(01:40:09):
to the celebrities. Happy birthday to Billy Crystal, who is
seventy seven today. NBA Superstar Steph Curry from The Warriors
is thirty seven. Simone Biles the over dramatic, mentally damaged Olympic.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
Gold Medal today.

Speaker 10 (01:40:25):
Thank you mean the best gymnast of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Thank you, Chris Klein Oz the American Pie Movies is
forty six. Actor ansel elgort Oh from Divergent and The
Faultner Stars and Music Baby Driver. He was in That
carry Remak thirty one years old today, The Middle Brother
and Hanson Taylor Hanson The Hot one forty two today. Wow.

(01:40:50):
And he got Michael Caine Alfred of the Dark Knight Trilogy.
He was Austin's dad, Nigel Powers and Gold Member, and
he famously skipped accepting his Academy Award in person so
he can go film Jaws The Revenge Smart all right,
and he won Best Supporting Actor Oscar for Hannah and
Her Susy Wait, is he the one that sent the

(01:41:10):
Native American lady? No?

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
That was that was Marlbrando and then she ended up
not being Native American? Correct? Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Michael Caine is ninety two years old, and your porno
birthday is Brooklyn Chase in today's birthday. Girl, She's had
more people inside of her than a Texas roadhouse at
seven pm on a Friday night with a lot of people.
One fifty five fine films on her resume, including she
divorced me, so I had sex with her? Hot slutty attorney,

(01:41:41):
that'll get him. She was in Are You really Smelling
My Hose? Volume one? She was in Case of the
Moon Days. Also, I drink Vitamin C, but I take
Vitamin D. Yeah she does. She was in Brooklyn masturbates
as she tells the story.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
Huh, who doesn't and who can forget her unforgetable role.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
In Cuckoo for Coucie Alight Hot?

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
I love that enough.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Do they still make Coca puffs? I think so? Of course.
I don't know. I've been that legendary. I haven't looked
for coco. Legends about that are written. Yeah, Brooklyn Chase
is thirty nine years old today, and that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday morning.
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Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
Please Yeah, Now that Rosi O'Donnell moved to Ireland, brace
for another potato, famin.

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
Well, I mean, look, she doesn't feel safe here, but
no potato feels safe in Ireland as long as so,
maybe all the potatoes will move to the United states. Hey,
we win. They won't go back until she has come
back here, all right, See how that works? All right?
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