FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 24th 2025 Podcast

The Woody Show March 24th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Bay, Good morning, everybody. Today
is Monday. It is March the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, my name is Woody.
It's Greg Gory, what Menace, Gina grad We got to
see you Bass, Sammy Bort and Menji in the Woody

(01:00):
Show production apartment. Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer.
And we are off this week. Oh wow, No, it's
a spring break. We'll be back on Monday the thirty first.
But we've got some good stuff lined up for you today.
And you know, we always say around here when we
get to these kind of days, if you haven't heard,
it's it's new to you. That's right. But that said,

(01:22):
we'd still like to hear your thoughts on anything that
you hear on the show today. If there's an opinion
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the Woody showes coming up for you on the show today,
Little factor fiction facts that sound like their bs.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, a good fun fact. Also for greg au Babe
or eye Roll cameo on the cheap Bos Happening today
if you don't know who this is, Dick Doc on
TikTok Oh yeah yeah, and then a round of higher
education with our friend half Bakes. Oh yeah, that's on
the show today. Got a story about this teacher in

(02:22):
South Carolina who's filed a sexual harassment complaint against a
ten year old student who she says hugged her for
too long.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Wait what I got here?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right? Ten year old student. I'm sure the complaint
is being investigated in the districts that it could take
between forty and one and twenty.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Days use of everyone's resource before.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
An official decision is made, and in the meantime, the
student has been put on a quote strict no hug policy.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
But you go, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
It did. He put his head between her buzzo exactly. Okay,
So what happens when they come back and they go, okay,
this kid was sexually harassing this teacher. What is he
thrown out of school?

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Is it going to his permanent record?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
He's definitely changing schools.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Who'd take him? He's a predator?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't know. I mean what could this kid have
been possibly doing? Who would even entertain this complaint? Well?

Speaker 6 (03:24):
And you yeah, I mean don't teachers hug kids? Isn't
that normal?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah? Oh thought they weren't allowed to you anymore?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, I mean you know, every well up until high school.
Like my son's not getting hugs from teachers now, but
you know my daughter, I love, he's still in sixth grade,
and like her teacher was still like, oh, you're doing
such a good job, Like can we go there for
like a parent teacher thing, like, oh, you're doing such
a fight hug, you're right. I love when they do
those little boards.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Have you seen those on the outside of classroom and
the kid like picks one and you want the high
five and picks one and you want the hug?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Is that right? I am not seeing that is there
a choice none of the above.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Incah, you could do a little dance with the teacher.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Whatever, that's funny, it's cute, do a dance. Yeah, I
think to really to really know if this kid is guilty. Unfortunately,
we'd have to see a photo of the teachers. Yeah,
it's all obscured and you know, confidential at this point.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, then we'll never know.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
All right, here's a question for you. We've just been
talking about this for a couple of minutes already, text
are flowing in the two two nine eighty seven. Let's
play our own little round of zero two political on
this story. Oh boy again. Teacher filing a sexual harassment
complaining against a ten year old student because he hugged
her for too long. How many texts into the wood
show did it take before it went political? Is it

(04:39):
more or less than four?

Speaker 6 (04:43):
It's got to be less, I'm sorry to say less.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, it was a high number. I mean, but for us,
I can see like if it was like social media,
that might be a little bit different. I'm still going less.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, feeling pretty jaded lately.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Uh, all right, this point says I work for a
school district. We are not allowed to hug the kids.
The thing is, if we hang on and the kids
are being hugged, she could be reported, and so it's
best that she reports it before he reports it or
someone else. Right. So it's like, you know, it's not

(05:16):
a weird thing. That'd be more than happy to give
this kid a hug, but you know that kid can
then turn around exactly. Yeah, all right, So that's that's
number one. Here's another one. Another person that works for
a school says, it is strongly advised that we teachers
not hug the kids. I'm not taking any chances with
my credentials. It's like, you, yeah, ever since the me

(05:40):
too thing, salespeople, other people, people that I like, You're
different everybody, but yeah, people that I have just kind
of a casual work relationship with, Yeah, I always reach
out my hand and if they come in for the hug,
they came in for the huge I'm not complaining. Yeah,
let's see. This one says I got fired for hugging
a woman that claimed I sexually harassed her. I was

(06:02):
working at an old folks home. I was a server,
I was sixteen, and the chef that I hugged was
over fifty. A legit hug nothing weird. It wasn't. They
were trying to be weird about it, but they got
fired for it. Oh and then we have comment number
four that goes political on the text seven to one

(06:22):
four saying, I wonder if Trump's going to offer this
ten year old predator a position in his cabinet.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Hilarious, hilarious. When's your Netflix special?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (06:36):
People with the political mind before seven.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Is so exhausted, they're miserable. I know it's crazy. Here's
a high thought. So I read this, I'm like, Wow,
this would be something like, you know, getting menace level high. Okay, wow, yeah,
let's do it. If humans ever go extinct, which animal
would take over the world? O? Good question? Oh a easy, monkey, monkey, monkeys, apes,

(07:01):
and yeah. Well, there's a professor at the University of
Oxford who's making an argument for the octopus smart because
of their intelligence and their adaptability. It would help them
evolve and eventually form their own civilization. He says of
the octopus is one of the most resourceful creatures on

(07:23):
the planet, and they would be most likely to overrun
Earth once we're gone. Apparently, they could tell the difference
between virtual and real items. They could solve puzzles, even
use complex tools with their tentacles. Uh huh. The professor says,
quote they could evolve into a civilization building species following
the extinction of humans. He also thinks they can potentially

(07:43):
construct underwater communities that resemble the cities that we see
on land, but it may take them hundreds of thousands
or even millions of years to evolve to do this.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Why by it, I mean they're gross, but super smart.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
They're super cool. The octopus octopus. We'll be back probably,
maybe we'll consider the matter, wail the angles and get
back to you.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
The wood Show.

Speaker 9 (08:07):
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Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'll see you there and in the meantime, keep him
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Speaker 2 (08:36):
The Woody Show. We are into another new hour. It's
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. My name is one.
That's Greig Gory. Morningbody cook took a sip of this
cherry coke zero right before he came over early. Yeah.
Now I got bubbles and stuffy rte them out very gassy.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Our zero is great.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
The zeros are good. I do love I do prefer
that now a cherry cocine forever it's a zero. This
is a zero calorie dog. We'll have to pick some up. Yeah,
I love this menace. We got Gina Grant, Good morning,
Sammy's here. We got sea masks. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. You can hit us up with
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Cameo

(09:24):
on the Cheap Oh all right, so cameo. It's still
a thing.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
It still is still out there, maybe in some serious
financial trouble. Oh no, article where they're not doing too hot.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, if people don't have
money for groceries, how do they have money for random
hell to get a random greeting which.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Shout outs don't stop? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, like we we have enjoyed the fruits of cameo
for this bit that we're doing Cameo on the Cheapo.
We've gotten some really great, incredible ones greetings over over
the years.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
But they're the only way that can be in trouble
is like if they're spending too much money on their
I mean, their overhead has to be nothing that the
content is produced by the users, correct, So they're irresponsible
spending potentially.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Just there, you know. And Swami whatever his name is anyway,
So Cameo on the Cheap. By the way, we've turned
this into a game, So there's all kinds of celebrities
from a list all the way down to the Z list. Uh,
depending on who it is, depends on how much it is,
and so everybody's a different price. And so we have

(10:31):
these different categories. So it could be music, it could
be TV, it could be a category within that. And
Sea Bass has two celebrities that we get to pick
from to try to figure out which one is the
cheaper get on Cameo, which one is the cheaper get
hence Cameo on the Cheap, oh see, and what category

(10:52):
we're gonna go with here Sea Bass? Correct, just for you.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
These are guest stars on the TV show Friends. At
so geeked, they had significant characters on Friends for a
brief time. Our first one is Adam Goldberg, who played Eddie.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Eddie roommate. It's a temporary roommate with Chandler. I get
so confused because he's not that Adam Goldberg. It's not
the Adam Goldberg who did the Goldberg. No, it's another
Adam gold the Hebrew Hammer.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Very recognizable because he's been in a thousand shows movie.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Do you remember talking to me yesterday? Yes? So what happened?
We took a road trip to Las Vegas. Man, Oh,
sweet Moses, because on this.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Road trip, did you guys win any money?

Speaker 10 (11:41):
I crept out, But mister twenty one over here, he
cleans up three hundred.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Bucks, take it out. He buys me these new shoes.
Sweet huh see upstairs?

Speaker 7 (11:51):
So Eddie, he was crazy, like that was the joke.
Is he's like legitimately schizophrenic.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, but he was.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
He was living with Chandler for a while when Joey
moved out temporarily, right.

Speaker 11 (12:00):
And he had a hobby of drying fruit he thought
with his girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
Yeah, I mean it was crazy. He's a criminally insane person.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
The other Friends star who was on cameo is the
guy who played another person committing crimes, Malcolm. Yes, David Arquette,
who was married to Courtney Cox. Right, that's how he
got on in his character Greg.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
He was stalking Phoebe. Maybe he was stalking he wasgitically
stalking Ursula. And then I think Phoebe said you can
stalk me instead, to kind of wean yourself off the
habit of stalking. And then they kind of started dating.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
And that's this clip right here from Friends. David Arquette.

Speaker 12 (12:41):
I met Phoebe today.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
She's really nice to me, even though I'm such a loser.
And then when I was walking home.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I thought about her a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you? Really, see,
that's just something And I said, now so that maybe
I could kiss you? Oh okay.

Speaker 7 (13:05):
And then the joke in both it is like these
are these are seriously mentally disturbed people hilarious.

Speaker 11 (13:11):
Cool, which David Arquette normally does play that kind of person.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I would think David Arkette would be more expensive than
Adam Gold. He's the bigger name.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
And he's got that bozo overhead. I would say he's
the bigger name. But if you look at Adam Goldberg's
and he just works and works and he's like a legitimate,
like professional, well accomplished actor.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, he's done legit movies.

Speaker 13 (13:34):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think our kat just likes doing things, so it
would be like, yeah, he would be cheaper.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Keat would be to give you a clue, one of
them is one hundred dollars. There's two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna say Adam Goldberg is the cheaper get
you both say that, David Arkett, are you still deciding right?
I'm uh.

Speaker 11 (13:53):
I think Adam Goldberg in real life would be more
precious and think he's more artsy and therefore are more valuable.
I'm gonna say David Arcatt is cheaper.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Okay, Goldberg, you said Goldberg? Sammy, David Arkeatt, David Arkett,
all right, who is the cheaper guest?

Speaker 7 (14:09):
One dollars will get you a nice pep talk from
the one and only David Arcady.

Speaker 13 (14:16):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (14:17):
So he is.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
You're gonna hear a weird You're gonna hear a weird
voice because he starts off this cameo with the Scream,
Ghostface Killer Masks.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
He was in big movies too. He was dewey. Yeah,
yess sorry, he go. David Arquatt, Hello to the Woodie Show.
This is a message from Sea Boys and me, David Arkatte.

Speaker 12 (14:43):
That's right, I'm sending love to my favorite radio show,
The Woodie Show. Thank you for being such huge fans
of mine. I'm such huge fans of yours now.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I hear Woody loved me on Entourage and loved my cats. Yeah,
and Greg just adored me on Friends as Malcolm, and
I'm still stalking Greg to this day now. Gina loved
me and Scream too, only only in Scream. I wasn't

(15:15):
a fan of any of my other work, but like
me and Scream two. Maybe it's my dim witted inexperience.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
This.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Subtle form of manipulation. I forgot the line I thank you.

Speaker 12 (15:28):
I'm glad you like at least one thing I did.
Gina and Menace watch us ready to rumble weekly and
I will rule you. No, I will bust you, because
that's a line from Gordie a k a.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
The Law. Enough about me, this is all about you.
Keep up the incredible work. I love you.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Guys, David Arquet, and he remembered all his characters Betrays
used to be married to Courtney Cox, like like, okay,
so Courtney Cox maybe is how he got on friends,
But David Arquette is the reason that Courtney Cox got
off getting.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
They were together during friends time.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, I thought they got together like during screen time.

Speaker 11 (16:19):
And then she remember she changed her name to Courtney
Cox Arquette, and then they had that one episode during
the credits where everybody was named that like it was.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Remember exactly where I was out.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I know, I do appreciate the fact that he actually
put some decent effort into that somebody. Some of these
guys they're so throwaway. They he's taking money and it's
basically a crime. Who did that one for us? From
the gas station while guessing.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Upper cars black China? It was nine seconds. She didn't
she didn't even bother to learn the names, didn't read
the message literal.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
But then but then there are other people who they
give us like ten minutes. Sometimes it goes on and
that was like twenty minutes late. Great, yeah, there was
like seven minutes.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
He was telling all these old stories about Yeah, hooking
up with I don't know whoever, the old singers in
the seventies.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It all right, so uh okay, let's let's let's take
a break and then we'll come back. We'll do one
more rating. Do one more round? Yeah, one more round.
Cameo on the Cheap Oh oh, we already got a
really cool cameo on the Cheap O greeting from David Arquette.
Did you know the work his favorite radio show?

Speaker 13 (17:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
You know what's crazy? A lot of these celebrities say that,
what are the chances? Yeah? Would I have them miss
guests all the time? It's wild. I'm gonna call Dave today. Yeah,
you should just give him, Just give him a calm
what's up date? All right? Cameo on the Cheapo. What
is the next category? Ladies of Saturday Night live formers?

Speaker 7 (17:48):
You might imagine cast members who are now on cameo
and one of them the first option is the one
and only Sherry O Terry. She seems fun ish, you know,
there remains her main character, which I didn't personally enjoy,
was the spartan cheerleader with Will Ferrell.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah it was there was.

Speaker 14 (18:09):
Take a chance, drop your pants in the.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Taking off.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Good old days when that show was funny. It still
has its moments. Yeah, my favorite bit is the one
where Michael Jay and what's his face? We got? Yeah,
they write the jokes for each other and like the
really offensive, like I can't you have to read it.
It's like our interview Roulette kind of. Yes, that's good.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
I would also recommend the recent sketch Beppo about the
monkey and space.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yes, that's high arms. That is so good to the
ladies of s n L. Scherio Terry or or the
one and only Victoria Jackson. You yes, she as you don't.
She was actually like the hottie back in the late
inies early nineties, really like squeaky voice.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Yeah right, and in fact she was like a musical
comedy thing. This is her singing her song I Am
Not a Bimbo when she was on a Weekend Update
with I Believe Dennis Miller at Juice and yeah, that's
that's how all this is.

Speaker 14 (19:19):
Yeah, just because of the way I look, just because
of what I wear, just because of how.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I expire, you think you can label me?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't you dare? God, that's stuck us off a
few minutes.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Wow, my favorite schedulers is heard and Kevin Neiland doing
the love Toilet Toilet where they prooped together.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh yeah, so she had a.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Couple of roles, and she's kind of turned into a
political person nowadays, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
All right, So who is the cheaper get on cameo?
Is Sherry O Terry or is it Victoria Jackson? I
gotta believe it's Victoria Jackson.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Yeah, my gut goes with Victoria Jackson.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
But for sure, I think the people who are into
Victoria Jackson don't get cameo, might not even a hurt
of cameo.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
They're like into political stuff.

Speaker 11 (20:22):
Yeah, maybe she would capitalize on that. I'm still saying
Victoria cheaper.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
I'll go Victoria.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, Victoria's gotta be cheaper. One hundred dollars Cheerio, Terry, Cherio, Terry.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Okay, so you're not getting her, You're getting Victoria Jackson
for one hundred and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Okay, all right, all right. I heard she's a big
fan of the shows she watches every day. Yeah right,
I'll be curious to I'll be curious to hear what
she has for us. Oh, the Woody twenty Show, The
Money Show.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Nice buddy, you know about the Moody Show.

Speaker 14 (20:53):
It's my favorite show, The Moody Show, Bundy, and think
of that. Hello, Victoria Jackson here from see that The
Woody Show is my favorite Jay and I just wanted
to tell you that.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And I heard that what he liked me on the
Hollywood Squares.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
A long time ago. I don't even remember it.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I know I was not as funny as pauland but
I tried, but is and Greg loved UHF. I love
wearing that, actually working on that, even though I was
the straight man, so I was the boring one.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
And menace.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Menace you saying I'm not a bimbo. That means so
much to me just because the way.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
I look, because I want to wear just because.

Speaker 8 (21:53):
Can you telling me my nightcown?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
And now I mixed my hair?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Do you think you can label me?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
But don't you, Claus, I'm not a big bo.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Okay, that's just for you, Thank you. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Sea Bags found me all the way here in the
hills of Tennessee and want me sandy love. So here's
a lot of love from Sea Bags, game from me.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Do the Loney Show.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Okay, that's how she is but the breathing.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, I think she's she's been doing all that singing.
I'm sure she's getting just inundated. That was a question.
That was effort was musical number there. Thank you to
Victoria Jackston.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
She's one of my favorite movies. Oh yeah, which is
what on Hallmark?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
No, Baby Boom. You guys remember that she's a career woman,
a baby.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
What was she moves out to the country.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
Yeah, think it might be eight eighty seven. Yeah, I
remember that one.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I love Baby Boom. Yeah, I love that movie.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
And she's one of the babysitters in it.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
She meets a guy at the park and she brings
him home and she shows back. But she's natured with
the guy that she met at the park.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Last time you saw that, I haven't seen him thirty
years at the least two months ago.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Oh, another blast work. This is the thing about cameos.
It raises all these great memories for peat it does.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
What's your favorite Diane Keaton movie? Yeah, I would need
a club. I'm gonna take a break. Thank you. See
mass that's a cameo on the cheap O.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
The show recommended by seven out of three mathematicians it's
seven out of three.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
That doesn't make sense. Recommend it by three out of
seven mathematicians. There you go, that's not very good show.
All right, but what about doctors? Yeah, welcome back. We
are the woody show. I want to give so, oh yeah,

(24:01):
you do tell well Menace you know, he likes to well,
what do you do on these days? Because sometimes it's
it's Seltzer's, Like the Seltzer's are the times it's the vape.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Other times it's straight smoke.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
You know, yeah, straight smoke. I do love the paps
Blue Ribbon. They have their own line of Seltzer's Wheat.
Seltzer's are really good, called pat Slabs. But I I've
been digging the high nineties lately. It's a vape, a
vape pen that you can buy. Yeah, so you you
got high with Vaughan and Morgan was menace.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Part of that was I was not because that when
we were just at the Joe Coy thing, they stepped
outside for me, as they say, like a like a
Thanksgiving our family get together. The cousins went and took
a walk.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
The cousins took a walk. It was old school. It
was just a straight up spliff. We had a great time.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Von did an offer for me.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
It was funny because Vaughan was already pretty high, and
at one point I was coming down and I looked
at him. He had a drink in his hand, and
I go, do you want to smoke some more weed?
And before the sentence was already goes yes.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, yeah, Vaughn's always good for that.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
It was fun And so I consume some high nineties
for this recording, and I kind of smoked a little
too much because it took me an hour to even
get started to record it, and it took me five
times to connect the call, so I was struggling a bit.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right, So this is MENACE's higher education. So Menace
he got nice and high, and then he did an
interview with somebody like this person explained to me who
this is?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Well, this person that I will reveal pretty soon is
this is the topic is how to recover from a
ser medical injury? Okay, And the person that you should
always go to if you have medical questions is my
buddy half Baked.

Speaker 15 (25:56):
Oh okay, and everything and everything will be explained, okay,
So if it just so everybody's aware, Half baked if
you can tell about the name.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Not a real He's really not a professional of any kind,
he says you. Well, I mean what is he a professional?

Speaker 5 (26:16):
We'll find out? Okay, all right, well if you want
to get the vibes of the starting of the Okay,
here we go, yes sir, yes, hello, so yeah that's what?

Speaker 9 (26:36):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Okay, all right, yes hello, yes hello. So now what
are we talking to him about? What would he know
on how to recover from a certain injustury? Like what injury?
What injury does he know about? I would think, like,
you know, he cut his foot open when he was
at your house?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Did but this is not it? Okay, So now okay,
well what happened?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
So I'm doing an interview about what it's like to
break your femur and the process of recovery.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I keep in mind, menace is super high.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Yeah is he talking at like half speed?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Like high high? But I think what you're gonna hear
half Baked is perfectly sober. He he just speaks this way.
How do you break your femur?

Speaker 8 (27:23):
You gotta be a real to do that.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
And that's what I was up.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
And it's embarrassing, is.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well, I mean, yeah, I can think of plenty of
other more embarrassing injury.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Now.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
He was just walking, he didn't even like do anything,
and his femur broke.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Oh yeah, it's bad.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
So where is the femur located?

Speaker 5 (27:48):
We find out here the femur is the top of
your leg, right, like to the.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Left of your weener.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
On which legal, Yeah, because one of them is the left,
the one is to the right, his left of the
doctor's left. By the way, as I'm looking at the
clips as regards to keep in mind as I'm going
through this, I have all these cops in it's very
clear that knowledge did Menace record this while he was
super high. He also put the clips together while he
was super high, so he clipped them up and then

(28:20):
just the way they're in here, you could tell he
was super baked. Yeah, while he put him in here
spelled so right.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
So how does it feel to break your So when
you break your femur, do you fall to the ground
right away?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Or yeah, you fall to the ground instantly, but it
hurts like and if you slightly move you like five
hundred times.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Okay, sounds like hell, yeah, sounds like a good time.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
So I want to know, like Okay, how did he
even get to the hospital if he can't even walk?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Because he does he live by himself, he lives with
his parents. Of course it doesn't lineup, ladies, he has
he has lived on his own, Yeah, he has. How
old is he?

Speaker 9 (29:12):
He is?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Forties? He's a mid forties, right, forty three? Forty three
living at home? All right, So like, let's just say
that you weren't living at home. I'm assuming like maybe
his parents brought him or whatever. But if you weren't
living at home, and what.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Do you break your femur? Do you have to go
into an ambulance? Like how do you get to the hospital?

Speaker 13 (29:31):
Are you going in ambulance?

Speaker 8 (29:33):
And then they hit speed bumping you hurt?

Speaker 16 (29:36):
Like hell, do they give you drugged inside the inside
the inside the ambulance?

Speaker 8 (29:47):
No, they do it in the hospital and then you
have to get surgery.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
Oh wow, it's incredible to hear half picked sounding really
normal and.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Well compared to super high menace. This is this is
higher education. He's learning how to recover from a certain
medical injury, which is a broken femur. It's serious. Yeah, yeah,
super super painful.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
So when you get to the hospital, what happens next?
All right, did you have to go under like, did
they have to knock you out? Did you surgery?

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Yeah, they knock you out. Hopefully they didn't molest me
like they do other patients.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Allegedly. I mean you've heard, I mean, you've heard stories
like that. Do you ever break a bone? Gina?

Speaker 6 (30:36):
I broke my foot, but I was in an air cast,
so now I'm good.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, I've never broken anything like to where you need
a to where you need a cast. I'm pretty sure
I maybe have broken a toe when you kicked nothing
you can do kick like one of the legs of
the sofa or something of the corner of a table
or something that just hurts like hell. So I have
other questions on you while he's at the hospital.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
This is higher education?

Speaker 5 (31:03):
How's the field taking a number two while your legs
all missed up?

Speaker 13 (31:07):
Okay, it hurts, it sucks.

Speaker 8 (31:11):
I hope you never endure this.

Speaker 13 (31:15):
The only people I wished this injury on are people
that opposed a Woody show and then Vince mcmon the.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
People, and the rocket Owen Heart.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, but I knew we had to get a mention
of Vince McMahon the Summer, which, by the way, we
have asked, We have asked him. You know, he hates him,
so I'm not even sure he would have watched otherwise
to watch that Vince McMahon, oh documentary, we asked him,
he would do it. Yeah, And uh, we're gonna get
a We're gonna get his review of Wait, is he
actively dealing with his injury? Uh?

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah, he's still recovering.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, I'm hearing there. Yeah, yeah, all right, so this
is a menace. Yeah, talking to half baked and how
to recover from a certain medical injury. Yeah, So what
happens after the hospital?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
So you get out of the hospital out of a week?
What happens then?

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Then I had to go to a rehab center for
a week. Awful. There was old eight year old people
wouldn't eat the garbage food. I made my dad bring
me Carls Junior and chick full of it.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Did you see these old people naked?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
That's good question.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Nor so so.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
He literally he's walking to the street and his fever breaks.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, he didn't like fall in a hole. No, Yeah,
I mean I don't know how that happens. Yeah, bizarre.
I mean, my uncle Tim, he broke his foot walking
down a fighter stairs, but he like, he didn't fall
or anything, It just broke. But I mean he's I
mean he's big and fat, like I am, dude, that
broke his ankle just stepping off a curb. Really, those

(33:03):
are small bones though your fevers? Yeah right, yeah, you
would think that's really like osteoporosis or something. Yeah, so weird.

Speaker 13 (33:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
All right, So hat Ached is recovering from a broken femur.
Menace is super high. Yeah, and he's asking him how
to recover from that. We're learning something this morning.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Yeah, And I started thinking about Greg Gory, Like, if
Greg Gory was doing this interview, what would he ask?
So I have a question here. You know what Greg
Gory wants to ask.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Did you lose any weight?

Speaker 8 (33:30):
Oh? Hell yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Oh really? How much did you drop?

Speaker 8 (33:33):
Well? Speak on it like a lot. I'm not the bush.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
So you're saying Greg Gory should bring his femur?

Speaker 8 (33:43):
No, absolutely not, Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, Jacky, here's the thing. Greg has someone to bring
him the food. Number one. Like, so if you broke
your leg and you're a little bit more immobile, that's
not good because then you either if you had a
lower amount of exercise or movement before. Now it's even worse. Exact,
veget you're saving yourself trips to the pantry or to
the refrigerator. However, Mario would be like waiting on him handing.

(34:10):
That would beating him all the comfort food stuff because
he so bomb.

Speaker 11 (34:13):
That's true. And then but that would be after the
hospital vacation, that would run. That's true, the hospital vacation around.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Everybody's just taking care of you. Just want to make
sure you're comfortable and you're watching TV and bringing your
food and stuff like that spongebats from nerves. That's pretty hot. Yeah, alright,
so menace with half bag menace is super high. Yes,
and uh I asked him, like, you know, what advice
do you have for everybody? All right?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Do you have any recommendations for people that might break
their femur?

Speaker 8 (34:40):
Get the surgery as quick as you can't.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
So they walk around with it broken?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Okay, yeah, yeah, so just don't walk around with a
broken femur. Just don't ignore that issue. Job you want
to make sure you get that taken care of right away.
Great question minutes, don't run, just a hospital question, all right?
Any final words with a half big any last.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Words before we leave today.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's all right. It's a fun chatting with you. There
we go, Yes, menace, super high. I hope you learned
a lot today.

Speaker 13 (35:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't deal with female you do.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Get it work done.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, don't wait, just get the surgery.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
With rehab centered. There's gonna be old people.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
There, yeah, which you don't get to see naked apparent
yeaes sadly all right, thank you man. I feel like, uh,
maybe I could have learned more had there been an
actual medical professional or something, but uh, you know that's right,
all right? More, what have shown next? Hang on back
in a bit, back in a bit, back in a bit, show,
back in a bit, show I were into another new hour.

Speaker 8 (35:57):
What do you?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
That's Greg Gore? You menace?

Speaker 8 (36:00):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Genie? Grad your morning to you. We've got sea Bass,
We've got Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven.
You can hit us up with eight text over to
to nine eighty seven. I mentioned a couple of times already,
but today's National.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Pickle Day me National pickle Day.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
According to one report, more than sixty seven percent of
all households eat pickles, and on average, they purchase pickles
every fifty three days, and there was a question do
you ever drink pickle juice, which came up last hour.
Sammy said, you know you pickle back shot? Yeah, so
did a pickleback shot. But I knew a woman who

(36:37):
would chug it from the jar like a drink. It's
good for muscles are cramping. Yeah, somebody who does drink
it says, uh, pickle juice good source of electrolytes after
a hard workout and tasty.

Speaker 11 (36:51):
Yeah, carliky No, I mean it wouldn't be horrendous, but
it wouldn't be something I would go out of my
way to drink.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Nah.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
No, I mean there's so many different pickle beers now, true.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
That's true. That sounds kind of appealing, and you.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Could pickle anything once you have all that juice left,
throw some other veggies in her an egg.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
One of my favorite appetizers. You can get to places
pickle chips like fried pickles, but I don't like it
when they had they say fried pickles and they bring
out a fried spear. There's not there's not enough surface
area covered by fried goodness. We all know who has
the best pickle chips. Hooters. Yeah, Fritz fitzes.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Ones.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, that's like a one off place in Saint Louis,
though you know there's a lot of but there's a
lot of places that there's a lot of places that
offer that. Now it's one of the that and the
giant pretzels I find there are on so many menus
now on that big hook. Yes, so we're gonna learn
about somebody that that that that you've seen on the
genus found on on social media. I guess he's on

(38:01):
a bunch of different platforms. People share his stuff, but
it's a things about your pickle.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
Yeah, he's the pickle dock, ye, doctor Edward Zimmerman.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
So we're gonna learn about him. But then also because
it is pickle Day, we decided to see who was
the best pickle sniffer. All right, I think, well we
all get a B and C.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Didn't them.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
We each have yours juicy spear in each cup and
they're all different, they're all spears.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
One is incredible. Look how misshap in that spirit. By
the way, I did see a commercial the other day
during football. It wasn't for like you can't get a boner.
It was because you've taken you've taken enough. Uh, like
you know boner pills that now you've got a cook
or a curve. Yeah, I forget what the I forget

(39:00):
what the the the medications called.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Yes, and I've seen that, and like in the commercial
they show like ben vegetables.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I haven't seen that. You are
absolutely right, but I haven't how much you've taken. But
like how many dudes already have like a kind of
like a dog leg not not like not like we're
it's a super pronounced one, but some sort of curve.
Like most chicks have one boob that is bigger than
the other one, you know, one testicle that hangs lower

(39:28):
than the others.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
It's called disease. Yea, And I think that comcial medicine
is XA flex.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Okay, it's supposed, I don't know, straighten your bone.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Or something.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
Straight at all.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
We're gonna see because National Pickle Day. Who is the
best pickle sniffer here in the room amongst Gina, Greg
Menace and Sammy. I have a slight problem with my cups.
They're all labeled al ABC. I have a OK, then
let me give you give me. I'm sorry, I'm not

(40:02):
sure how that happens fixing a B and there we go.
You would have done gray. So now Menace and Sammy
are good.

Speaker 13 (40:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Okay, So there are three cups, A, B, and C.
They're all spears, so we kept that consistent. One of
them is just a dillright, the other one is the
bread and butter, and then the other one is the
sweet and spicy. Al Right, So I'd be honest, I
did never even heard of bread and butter.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Really, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Is that a sweet sweet ishka Like it's a sweeter
pickle than a like a kosher So.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
You think like you didn't notice there was a difference
in taste between like from one pickle to the next.
And maybe I've never heard that term.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Yeah, all right, bread and butter.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Okay, I mean said anything pickle is disgusting. You're wrong.
Pickle juice is good for meat marinade.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
That's a good idea. That's a good fine.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, depends on what you're using. I guess, all right,
So go ahead, so a you know, and then and
then uh, and then you just make your guesses. Just
write down your guesses. Powerful Okay, Oh I'm gonna yeah, okay, wait, no,
I'm not exactly once I got confident one. So I

(41:24):
as I was separating things out, I try to get
a whiff of each one to see if I would
have put that with the particular thing. I'm telling you
it's more difficult than you think. One of them spells
like it's been in somebody's orifice already, and it's weird
how different they are. Yeah, now, Morgan, who do you
think out of the four people that I'm staring at
here will be the best pickle sniffer.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
I'm gonna go Sammy. Actually she says she likes pickles.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Okay, so her pick is Sammy. I'm thinking, like, uh,
I do believe in not for obvious reasons, but I
think Greg. Because Greg's got a really good palette. I
like to think that I almost went with that. I
don't know. I think I'm gonna do well it does Okay,
I think I got it. You think you got it? Yeah,
I think I did.

Speaker 8 (42:05):
Let me know.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
When everybody's done with their guesses, I'm done. Okay, done, done, done, done.
All right, we'll start with you, Gina. Gina, what order
do you have a?

Speaker 6 (42:15):
I have a dill okay, b bread and butter, see
sweet and spicy.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Okay, al head. So that's Gina, Greg Gory exactly the
same A dil B, bread and butter, see spicy, alright, menace,
I put a as dil same and then b. Wait no,
I put bread and butter as A, and then dil as.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
B and then see spicy okay, and then sammy, I
had a as sweet and spicy b as bread and butter,
and see as dill.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Oh all right, you guys ready for the official order? Yes, yeah, okay,
pretty coffee.

Speaker 9 (43:00):
I know we do.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I think we got this dill the classic fresh packed
kosher dill spear was and cup a.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Yeah that was the one who smells like ask the most.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Really.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Yeah that's uh yeah, that's a yeahlastic.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Kosher dill spears smells like it does. Really.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Yeah, just take so bad like grillas. This is not
your vibe.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, take take a bite of it. It's just a
dill pickle.

Speaker 9 (43:37):
Spit it out.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Really, he slipped it out. Really.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
We don't medicine. I don't like cooked pickles. I think
that's why no I eat them.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
I don't know why this. It just smells take f okay,
very ass taste.

Speaker 9 (43:55):
At all.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
So Greg and Gina are in the lead. They both
have a point. Rat B is the sweet and spicy, Yeah,
and then C is the bread and butter.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Spicy smell.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, so B was the spicy one.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Are you sure?

Speaker 5 (44:16):
I'm positive I wrote it on the jar even Yeah,
sweet and spicy is not bad.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, sweet and spie. That's the By the way, we
got a lot of good feedback on the famous Daves.
I don't like the sweet and Spicy. Yeah, you don't
like that one. I thought you would like that one
the best? Me too. Wait, who makes the first one?
So I make sure to never buy classic with the stalk. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
The Sweet and Spicy is awful?

Speaker 9 (44:39):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I thought I would, But it's not great? All right?
I don't like either like the do Well the the
the only person, the only people that I got a
point in this whole thing. It's a tie between Gina
and Greg. Yeah, I mean in one out of three
is not great.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
It's really not.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
It's a jew I do better hit pickle tasting, But no, Sam.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Do you want to drink the juice? You do like
the juice?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
I can drink it if it's the dill just I'd
like to see that.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, I would like I would like to see it.
I mean, because it's it's it's so pungent.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Gonna drink it right out of the jar.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
She can lift a jar pickles.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Man, should I do it out of the jar?

Speaker 16 (45:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Someone wants how infected could you be?

Speaker 5 (45:25):
I don't want to go all.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Right on the match swig. She hasn't even let up yet.
It's not gross.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
But she doesn't like bacon, which is I'm not going
to do it, but I could drink this whole thing.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
I love pickles.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
All right, Well, there got one. We're trying to figure
out who is the best pickle sniffer. Apparently none of
us are all that great. Yeah, all right. Somebody said
for Dill pickles the only good ones clowsing.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
But I told you when I was at the store yesterday,
just the regular grocery store, they had glassic, they had
the store brand, and they had this famous days.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Because you have to go to the refrigerated section.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
He got enough, that's where you have gorillas, grillos, and
that was that where like claws would be.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Grillos, bubbies, all the really damn itrigerated.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I didn't know that dills are all basically the same.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
They're very similar.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
We're gonna take a quick break. You can relax now.
Somebody said, what a spectacularly boring and pointless second. Here's
the thing. We're having fun. I'll break it to you.
That's all that matters. We're the only ones that have
to be here. So yeah, we come first, but we're
gonna take a break, and then we're gonna introduce you

(46:37):
to the dick Dock of TikTok. He's got some pickle pointers.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
That's a good way to put it.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, so if you have some questions about your pickle,
maybe the doc can answer it for you. Pickle Day,
we'll meet the doc. Gina's new uh also on social media.
That's next year on the Wood Show. Hang on, this
is the show. Welcome back. Hi, I realized talking about

(47:09):
pickles is sexy and all. I still got pickle paste
from the first pickle in my mouth. I don't know
why it is so weird that overwhelmed you. I've always
liked plastic, but I see classics getting some some shade
on the text class I mean Heinz Pickles, mount Olives.

(47:31):
I found, by the way, I found these other two,
but only about two because they're the giant ones Van Holton's.
Have you ever heard of them? This one's called the
Big Papa, and this one's called Hot Mama, and it's
got like a cross dressing pickle on the front of the.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
That is the Hot Mama.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Those are the ones that kind of reminds me like
the fair.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Yeah, that's like gas station fair Deli pickle. You the best.
I don't think I've ever had one of those from
a bag a van Holton.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Last time I was at the Fair, they had kool
Aid soaked pickles.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Gone.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
I gotta tell you, I know it sounds vile, not bad,
the acidic and the fruity, It actually is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, look disgusting. We're gonna meet this guy. He's called
the Dick Doc of TikTok. Yeah, in just a couple
of minutes, and he's gonna have some stuff, some advice
for your pickle. Yeah, that's right, fellas. But there's another
doctor warning. And I've never understood the people. If you're hiding,
that's one thing. The people that go to the bathroom

(48:32):
and they hide there like a guy a dad, will
you know, go disappear into the bathroom just to kill time,
especially when you have little kids, and it's it's weird
because dad doesn't take a half hour to take a
dump anymore once the kids are of a certain age. Yeah, yeah,
because they don't have to write. People do. But it's
so weird, Like there's some people that just take forever,

(48:53):
and I'm like, what are you doing in there? And
they they claim that not just killing time, which is
it takes for whatever reason? Like you, is there a
problem with your body? Is there a problem with maybe
with your butthole or your guts? I don't know, like constipated,
I understand, Yeah, you know youre trying to grind one
out of some sort of butthole problem. Yeah, I don't know.

(49:16):
I don't know. But doctors are warning it's sitting on
the toilet for more than ten minutes can lead to
health issues, including hemorrhoids, which we've heard about, weaken pelvic
muscles due to prolonged pressure on the blood vessels, and
so they advise limiting bathroom time and avoiding distractions like
your phone to prevent the straining and the muscle fatigue.

Speaker 11 (49:34):
I'm screwed that because I'll go and be done within
let's say one minute, two minutes to why you screwed
because it's good. Then I continue to sit there playing
the phone.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
See that's sitting there. I realized that, Oh god, I've
been in here for but you're just sitting there over
your stink. Yeah, like I know, I flush and then
you sit back down or no, I just reached behind me.
You keep playing this machines. I would never flush while
i'm actually, even if I do a courtesy flush, I
stand up flush because sometimes you don't feel like splash.

(50:09):
Yeah like you Yeah right, dude.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
I used to when I worked at the grocery store.
I would go into this one bathroom that was like
kind of under construction. They never fixed it, and I
was just going there and I would nap for like
good fifteen minutes.

Speaker 13 (50:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah, on the floor.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
No one, no one was using it, still under construction.
It's like brand new villain wor.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
In the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Doctors saying persistent trouble or discomfort during bad movements could
single underlying issues like ib S chron Okay, so that
I understand.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Yeah, but you got chrohnes or mostly you're just lingering,
like Greg, Yeah, I just lingered.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Why would that lead to hemorrhoids?

Speaker 6 (50:49):
I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I do you do? Yeah, just wide open. It's the pressure.
It's like chicks who are pregnant, they get hemorrhoids, you know,
from being pregnant. There's a lot more pressure down there,
and so it has some kind of it does something
to the blood vessels. It's the pressure on the blood
vessels that cause them then to swell.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
This is not something I expected. I asked the Google
machine and it says the toilet seat's oval shape compresses
the button flowers the rectum relative to the rest of
the body. I did not see that coming.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, but if you have ibs or crones things like that, okay,
then yes, yeah, you'll be in there for that. You'll
be in there for a while. But just seems like
there's some people that just it's forever.

Speaker 11 (51:33):
I'll never forget. What are you why this memory has
burned in my head. When I was a kid our house,
in the bathroom, it had Florida ceiling mirrors right next
to the toilet. Man, I was sitting to poop and
I thought I had to, but I guess I didn't.
So I pushed so hard, just going, and then in
the mirror I could see blood.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Trickling out of my nose. Yeah, well you can pass
out doing that, you could die.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
It happened in Sopranos, burst like a blood vest on
their eye, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Remember and Sopranos. That's how he died, remember on the
too Hard Wow.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, be careful, escaped death. We're going to meet the
dick doc of TikTok for National Pickle Day and it's
all about pickle stuff, the fellas working on your pickle.
Questions about your pickle that will be next here on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (52:32):
Right back.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
What are you thinking here? Is Sammy. It's like, okay,
you're on the right track.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Well, I'll talk something around here. And today we are
going to meet somebody that Gina has found on social media.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
Yeah, you think you're out goings messed up?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I say, is this something just popped up in the.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
You sure did, and now I'm obsessed, So thank you
social media. This is doctor Zimmerman. He's a medical director
at this place in Vegas and he works on pickles,
on guy's pickles, and that's exactly how he describes him.
And he puts these videos up and they answer all
kinds of questions about the pickle, and I pulled some
choice one. I pulled a couple of pickles that I

(53:27):
thought we'd highlight for National Pickle Day that may that
are actually very educational.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
All right, His name's doctor what Doctor Edward Zimmerman, Doctor
Edward Zimmerman over at aesthetic revolution.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Right here we go, doctor Zimmerman, the dick doc on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Answer your questions about what happens to my pickle when
I lose weight?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Well, if you lose a lot of weight, more of
your pickle.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
May actually show because the fat above the pickle goes away,
although there could be some extra skin that needs to
be pulled up and trimmed off, and more of the
shaft of the pickle can show. But what about your
soldier itself?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
You lose weight.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Everywhere, and he can lose girth. That's why we're here,
amongst other things. So, yeah, weight loss is great and
you can show more of your pickle, but he may
get thinner hanging their soldier. This is the on TikTok
giving you answers about weight loss and pickles.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Break you guys out, you lose and gain weight in
your penis good. You can't can't wear.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Really, that was gonna freak.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
You can't wait because that weight loss thing says more
of it shows. I don't believe that.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
I believe that.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
It's it's like your your male fat upper penis area
doing two inches. No, yeah, your pubic mound will go
down all you'll you'll there. Therefore, it's like the same
thing they say about pubes, Like your pubes. It's like
trimming the hedges around the surprised. The reduction male is
not like a bigger thing in plaster surgery. Really, yeah,

(54:57):
I meant reduction you lose weight, it's you know, there's
less of it.

Speaker 11 (55:01):
Yeah, but you go through all this effort to lose
weight and then you suffer that dignity not worth it.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah, it's totally not worth it.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
I hate to break it to you guys, but it's
not just a girth issue. Apparently it's also a pickle
alignment issue, as the doctor will tell.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Us pickle alignment. Yeah, I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Zimmerman, the Dick doc on TikTok and answering Fluffy's question
about can your weight impact alignment If there's a lot
of fat pushing down on the dorsal penile ligament of
your Richard. It's changing the angle of the pool shot
so you can't line up as easily for relations, and
too much cushion for the pushing makes Richard.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
A shorter effective guy.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
That's the answer on impact of weight on relations from
the Dick doc on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
But I understand, like the lining up part curve, you
just I don't know. You just move it and jam
it in that exactly, Jelly and jam is.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Don't you think he could do like a doctor Seuss
book about penile alignment if you're Richard and the shaft.
But don't fear you, guys, he is here to help you.
You can get pickle implants.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
We've heard. Yeah, there there was a guy that came
in and had like a pickle surgery.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
A surgeon that liked turn to the shell.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
And then so the doctor came in with one of
his patients. He dropped trowel in here more jealous.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Oh well, that's the thing. Apparently it works, and this
is how it's done.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Talking about pickle implants.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
If you make a two inch decision somewhere up here,
and you take a selastic form about like a tube
of toilet paper, a toilet paper roll cutting half slided
under the skin.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Sow this up.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Richard's always going to look a little longer, a little lighter,
but there's always something under his skin. This is a
on TikTok talking about things to get under your skin.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yeah, it was. It was weird.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Wait, so is it always a wreck?

Speaker 13 (57:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
No, but it's like bendable little We saw a flaccid
and it was.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
It was impressive almost.

Speaker 11 (57:18):
And a caveat for the implant that we saw, the
penile implant that we witnessed in the studio. He admitted
he was big to begin with, so it's extra.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Was he like an adult film?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
He was very shy. Just a cool guy, you know,
a lucky guy. Showed next.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Right back. This is the wood.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
A Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. My name is Woody.
Is Greg Gory. I would menace. Good morning to you.
Good morning, Woody. There's a Gina, we got sea masks,
We've got Sammy party. Phones are open eight seven seven

(58:09):
forty four. Woodie hit us up with a text over
to two two nine eight seven. So chicken soup for
the soul Day. I love it, and Greg was mentioning.

Speaker 11 (58:20):
That this is a nice surprise from Greg. I just remember,
I don't I can't recall any of the stories. I
just remember they were short stories, motivational, inspirational, and you know,
I like a good cry.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I remember crying at them and thinking that's so sweet.

Speaker 11 (58:34):
Okay, it's like stories about dogs or old people or
walks on the beach or whatever. It's the goofy, motivational, inspirational.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Okay. I thought it was just saying I didn't realize
it was a book.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
It's a series.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah, yeah, wown of those books. It's written.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
It's an anthology collection of all kinds of stuff. Like
Greg said, it could be for there's chicken soup for
the NASCAR, soul in the veterans, who yeh, there's the dogs, cats, teachers, whatever,
but it is it's other people's stories that they collect, right.

Speaker 11 (59:03):
Yeah, it's it's a collaborators digestrand collection.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
Of motivational story and yeah, what he's dead on an
oil on the head, and it's definitely aiming at the
reader's digest crowd, which is why I was surprised pleasantly
that Greg was like so emotionalized by you.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
It really was. Is readers digest still a thing? I
don't know, probably really dentist office.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Maybe I saw it at an airbnb not too long ago.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Well that makes sense that track anyway, So what are
we going to do? See beasts?

Speaker 13 (59:33):
We have?

Speaker 7 (59:34):
So we thought was well, if Greg cries at these stories,
maybe these awe babe or eye roll, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
It's all from chicken soup for the soul. Right.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
They have a They have a website where they published
like excerpts from again. They have hundreds literally of different
books that they've published over the years. Quick fun fact
they rent a bankruptcy labor this year. They went, well, anyway, okay,
is that a babe?

Speaker 8 (59:57):
I roll?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
So he's going to have his He's gonna have his story,
and then we're gonna try to guess whether for Greg
it will be an au babe or eye roll. I
have a story here, like I'm rolling my eyes of this,
but this is being reported and they're putting it under
the umbrella like an all babe. Okay, so you think Greg?
A mom in Texas has reclaimed the world record for

(01:00:18):
largest donation of breast milk by an individual She originally
broke the record in twenty fourteen after donating more than
four hundred gallons. Is that all she does? It's pump? Yeah,
But then some other cow passed her. But now she's
got it back after running up her total to just
under seven hundred gallons. Wow, And she claims that the

(01:00:40):
actual total is closer to one thousand, but around three
hundred gallons that she donated a while back didn't count
for some reason. That's weird, But officialll say she's helped
feed over three hundred and fifty thousand babies.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
That's kind of amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
It's incredible. It's also gross.

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
It's very gallons of And then your baby's drinking some
other woman's breast milk.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Will we drink other animal's breast milk?

Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
Yeah, that's true, That is true. And I guess breast
milk has redundant right, Yeah, true. It's not an eye roll,
it's more like an oh roll, Like, yeah, babe, I
mean that's nice of her. Yeah, But just now I'm
just thinking all she does is sit around there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah, it's got to be. It's got to be all
she does. All right, here, we just got this, We
just got this text that came in a babe or
eye roll for Greg says, here's one for you, maybe
even Gina. Our twelve year old dog, Starlight, passed away
last December. My daughter, who's three, has been having nightmares

(01:01:41):
and the nightmare stopped. My daughter said, when she's having
a scary dream, the monsters come and Starlight comes and
chases them away. This is a morgasm.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
That is the babest thing I ever heard that when
she's having.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
A dead dog comes away and her eyes are tearing up.

Speaker 13 (01:02:08):
For real.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
It was the one I had the other day that
you you teared up at? What was that one?

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
The god damn chocolate, the chocolate the dogs. I don't
ever want to hear about that again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Well, no, it's a very simple thing. Dogs are not
supposed to have chocolate. It talks to two R exactly,
and so a lot of vets offices will have I
just learned about this. They'll have like a jar of
chocolates there at the counter. When people bring in their
dogs who are about to be put down, they can
have a little piece of chocolate before they go to heaven.
And she was like, and she was like, legit, she.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Was definitely, I just eat those chocolates at the vent.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
They're not for the customers.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
Yeah, I didn't know one per dying dog.

Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
Please, Well they're not. They're not for the What but
that Texas three year old kid? That's an eye roll
because that kid's lying to you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I'll take things that never happened for a thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
They don't know any better than the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
The dog's protecting her. I think the child at three
already knows how to emotionally manipulate the mother, Like, Yeah,
the mom's got to be somebody like like Gina and Mommy.
She knows.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Is the sweetest thing you've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
No, I've heard much sweeter. She knows what her mom
wants to hear.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I was gonna say, like, she's using this to play
the mother.

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
You guys are putting a lot of extra credit on
a toddler.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, because I've had them a lying toddler.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Do you think they were lying about the nightmares even
to begin with?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Nightmares happened. Nightmares happened. But I think the story about
the dog, yeah, I think the story about the dog
chasing the monsters away. That's bs kids at a very
young age, they learn how to manipulate their parents.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Okay, but do you think that the the kid is
full of bs or the parent that this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Never even parent? Yeah? I mean that's that's two. I'm
saying a little bit of both. Yeah, a little bit
of both embellished by the parent. Totally. Yeah, so total.
Irol you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 17 (01:04:02):
That's the only one, you guys, all right, good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Hey, it is the one show. It was a chicken
Soup for the Soul day a babe or eye roll
because we found out that Greg just loves him some
chicken soup for the soul.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
He said, Oh I love those. You're gonna cry.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
I know, that's the memory I have of it.

Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
I remember my mom got the book and everyone on
the coffee table, and then I picked it up one
day and I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Oh my god, these are so good.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
I wait, So we're not getting chicken soup right now,
just for the just for the soul.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Wait, your soul feel like it?

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
You said, there's they have like a website where they
post a lot of this stuff excerpts to get you.
So yeah, So SeaBASS pulled some of those and we're
gonna test him on Greg and then we'll try to
see try to not give us like where we can't
see your face, Greg, not even not cry. But well
these yeah a babe or iroll ah babe or eye roll?
Are you ready for the first one.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
This is a story from Chicken Soup for Mothers and Daughters.
O Babe called Starbuck by Jeene Blandford. Okay, it had
been several months since I had seen my friend Lauren.
When we all got together, there was never any shortage
of laughter or wine. When she arrived, I asked, Lauren,
will you be having the white or the red? Lauren

(01:05:34):
said no, I won't be drinking this evening, and I've
blurted out, are you pregnant? No, it's just that after dinner,
after drive to pick up something for the farm. She explained,
What do you have to pick up for the farm
at ten o'clock at night? Lauren said, A goat?

Speaker 13 (01:05:53):
A goat?

Speaker 7 (01:05:54):
Where do you pick up a goat in suburban Connecticut?
She said, He's not in Connecticut, He's in Virginia. So
let me get this straight. You're gonna leave here after
ten pm and drive to Virginia with whom exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Lauren?

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
She said, just me At the same moment, my nineteen
year old daughter and I looked at each other and
screamed road drip, and we were off with my husband's
enthusiastic blessing she's still married. As the conversation developed, we
learned that Lauren's boyfriend had abruptly broken it off. My
daughter and I started the customary bashing of the ex

(01:06:29):
bo and before you knew it, we were all laughing
through the tears.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
On their way to pick up a goat, you know,
at eleven thirty Virginia, five hour drive. Yeah, impromptu, we
road trip, I want sup.

Speaker 13 (01:06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
We picked up Starbucks the goat and shortly noticed a strange,
unpleasant odor coming from the truck bed.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Lauren confirmed what it was. Starbuck was in heat. Oh god,
damn oh man.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Five hours and several stops later, because we don't have
to pee all the time, we were back in Connecticut,
we pulled into the farm and heard the restless sounds
that the female goats pacing in their stalls. When when
we arrived back at the house, Lauren looked at us
with a devilish smile. She said, now that we got
Starbuck a few dates, you wouldn't have anyone in mind
for me, would you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Emma?

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
My daughter and I laughed, of course, we were ready
for another mating season, Starbuck. That's the story by Jeane
Blandford Chicken Soup for the Mothers and Daughter's store.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I'd get robbed of five minutes of my life.

Speaker 18 (01:07:36):
I walked that time back as well. The story is
that her girlfriend came over and they went to go
get a goat. But because but like the parallel is,
of course, the goat was going to hook up with
the goat girls and her girlfriend needed to hook up
with boys.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
But why did she have to go pick up a goat?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Because for the farm, Gina had female goat who are
in heat and.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
She can't find another goat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Right, all right, wow, Greg, this book sounds really good. Wow,
that's you know what you're hit on something.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Yeah, I would, because I read like twenty five of
these stories. Now, these are not good stories.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Okay, well maybe for a teenage Greg was saying that
we should be prepared because they're really good. Yeah, okay,
he was obsessed. Okay with this particular story, I'm gonna
say because it's so female centric, mother daughter mother daughter
kind of peers goat goat periods. I got period, which

(01:08:36):
is Leans hippie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So I'm gonna say
that for Greg it's gonna be an I roll, but.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
It was you know, yeah, Gina grad So, yeah, the
story sucks. It's an irol.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
This is like traveling. But there's a lot of things
that he likes, that movie Jaxy, So.

Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
I get it, Greg, Yeah right, okay, but there was a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Lot of different things that maybe, like the world likes.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
I just don't feel like this pulls at anyone's heart strength.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Yeah, okay, they cried. Well she was talking about how
her Okay, all.

Speaker 19 (01:09:07):
Right, So I roll all right, menace, uh mega, stupid
and a waste of time. Okay, and Greg is going
to say nuclear mega ultra Irol irol Sammy irol.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
All right, Greg Gory, walk us through your thoughts. Well,
this is a double eye roll number one, thank God,
number one.

Speaker 11 (01:09:26):
For the story, which is kind of aimless, and it
did have a hippie vibe and a loser vibe. And
the other I roll is to myself. I guess my
memory is so bad that I remembered these stories being
really good.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Say that's one thing that stuck out at me when
I was reading these is the writing is amateurish. Yeah,
and you think they probably did have an editor who
would help them. Mayne kind of punch up make it
more interested, kid, that story makes.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
See I think these are for kids.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
I think these are for like older women.

Speaker 11 (01:09:54):
It wasn't it didn't get me emotional. It wasn't touching. Okay, okay,
it was grossed than anything. It was the smell strange. Yeah,
what's that smell?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Oh goat? It's got her peer.

Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
And it's one thing that you have to go pick
up a goat. But ten o'clock at night after what
was going to be a wine hang out.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
Very well, okay, Greg, I'm with you, though I remembered
them being really good. There are way better stories.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
That's what you got. You got another one, a good one.
This is supposed to be touching. Tex says Greg cannot
be trusted with movie or book recommendation that parents. That
not true. I just recommended one to Gina. She loved it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
I did what you wish for.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
JACKSI all right, Well, Chicken Soup for the Soul, day
au babe or I roll edition from Stories from Chicken
Soup for the Salt. Maybe you got a better one
I have.

Speaker 7 (01:10:46):
This is a more touching all right, here we go.
This is from Chicken Soup for the Soul, Me and
My Dog edition. We're talking. This is from Jacqueline.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
What's sure?

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
I know he has arrived before I even see him.
Head's turn in his direction and he stops for just
a minute. He draws a crowd. His name is Augie.
He is a six year old golden doodle with a
strawberry blonde coat that is made for petting, and his
manners are impeccable. In fact, he is a trained therapy
dog who visits patients in the hospital where I work

(01:11:23):
as a dialysis nurse in Virginia. Now, mister m he
has been in the ICU for many weeks. Although he
was awake and his beautiful green eyes were open, there
is little indication that he was aware of his surroundings.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Mister M.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
I watched missus em work with her husband's hands, opening
and closing them. She told him gently that he needed
to move his hands so he would not lose them,
but he did not seem to be able to do it.
He moved his eyes, but he couldn't move his head.
His eyes seem to shout I'm here.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
I'm trying.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Qu Augie the doge. He walked away to the bed
and PLoP down his big, gentle hand, head nudging mister
M's hand. I took mister M's hand and placed it
on Oggie's head. The miracle started unfolding immediately as mister
M felt the soft, curly fur under his hand. I
could see him straining to move, and then, with fierce determination,

(01:12:20):
he moved his hand, ever so slightly, he moved his
head too. It was incredible. Aggie, the dog's handler, and
I looked at each other and we spoke the same word.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Powerful. With tears in my eyes. I looked at missus M.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
She didn't look astonished and said she knew all along
that this miracle would occur. To see miracles, you only
need to believe in the possibility they will happen.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
The end, Were they all about to hook up or something?

Speaker 13 (01:13:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
That chicken soup for me and my dog? All right? Why, menie,
let's uh, let's start with you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Uh what's more than nuclear?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
You go like a hydrogen bomb?

Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
Maybe? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
The world destroyer?

Speaker 13 (01:13:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
What when did the like I don't know, space become
a thing?

Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
Bang?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
A big bang?

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
I give a bang, big bang nuclear eye roll.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
When did space become that's actually not that's ultimately not
a terrible question.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
Yeah, infinite Okay, I roll says menace.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Yeah, on a crazy level, but menace.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
There was crying, there's a therapy dog, there's a woman
with her husband who's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
In some kind of things.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
That's an issue.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Yeah, eye roll, Okay, the duke in love it can't
be broken.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
I believe that because of the Dugan and just really
an exceptional reading of the story. Thank you, And no
matter how bad the product was, the content was, it
was delivered.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
I think it's an a babe for Greg. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I agree. I think it's going to be an a
babe for Greg, just a slight a babe.

Speaker 7 (01:14:24):
I don't think it's going to be crazy, but he
loves dogs so much that I don't think a story where.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
A dog is, you know, helping helping a mile can
be an iroll. I think it's going to be an abbe.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna say, uh, eye roll, despite
the dog, I think Greg's gonna go with eye roll.
I think maybe it has a little bit to do
with Seabass's presentation I think maybe you're exactly opposite. I think, yeah,
I think maybe if if read in a different way,
like it would have gotten to Greg Moore, the messenger

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is killing him. Maybe maybe something I'll stick with. Irol
Greg Gory, I am going eye roll.

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
I thought the delivery made it way better. It was
very touching delivery. But wow, what a predictable story. Yeah,
I'm not a big fan of golden doodles.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Sorry.

Speaker 11 (01:15:19):
The dog brand, yeah, the brand of the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
It's very pitch dog.

Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
Yeah, I don't know. And then oh, wow, I wonder
if he's going to move his hands when the dog
gets there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Oh he did. It was just too predictable and hokey.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
None of the stories I saw from Chicken Soup had
a bad ending I have any kind.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah, it wouldn't be I roll. It was so predictable
and basic and lame. And we said one word powerful?
Did you really powerful? All we tried you were younger,
I was young and dumb. I found one that I

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we might be able to get greg An a babe,
all right, and uh, well we'll attempt that one. That
the two stories so far, two eye rolls didn't really
get them chicken soup for his soul. I think not.
But I've got one more story, and that is next
year on the Wood Show. All right, Well, those first

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couple of stories didn't really they fell flat, didn't really
get Greg on an o babe. There are definitely two
eye rolls. Chicken soup for the Soul day and these stories.
Because Greg said that he loved that book, I know
what was back in the day. Was it just was
it a false memory? Is it just one of those
things that just doesn't hold up. It's definitely not a

(01:16:42):
false memory. I do remember liking it, but I guess
I don't recall the content. And now that I'm hearing
it many many many years later, I'm realizing, Wow, that
was probably not as great as I thought it was.
All Right, So I got I got one more story
that we can try out. I was just looking through
trying to find like a really good one, and and
I think I got one. All right, So Greg Gory
would see if he goes a babe or eye roll

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on this one. On a quiet afternoon in a suburban neighborhood,
a bloodthirsty pit bull named Sea Bass proud along the sidewalk,
his muscular frame gliding with surprising grace. Despite his intimidating appearance,
Sea Bass was well loved by his owner and known
for his playful energy. Even his fierce looks gave strangers

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a scare. But a Sea Bass approached the street corner,
a roar of a car shattered the calm. Behind the
wheel was Greg, a local man notorious for his reckless habits.
He held a glass of Cabernet savignon in one hand
and a vape pen in the other, distracted as he
took long SIPs in blue thick clouds of vapor. Completely

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lost in his own world, Greg didn't notice Sea Bass
stepping into the street until it was too late. The
car swerved violently, but not in time. It struck Sea Bass,
sending the pitbull tomling across the pavement. Mario, a local
neighbor who had been trimming his hedges nearby, dropped his
shears ran over to Sea Bass, his heart racing. The

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usually tough looking dog lay still, his breathing shallow. Then
an unexpected figure appeared, Leonardo DiCaprio, unicycling down the street
with a carefree grin. Oh He saw the scene and
quickly stopped as he okay, DiCaprio asked, hopping off his unicycle.
Without waiting for a response, he reached into his jacket

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pocket and pulled out a small, shimmering treat quote. A
buddy of mine named Menace gave me this, he said,
with a smirk. It's a bit unconventional, but it might
do the trick with no other options in time running out,
Mario hesitated briefly before feeding the mysterious edible to Sea Bass.
Within moments, Sea Bass's eyes fluttered open, his head lifted up.

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He gave a loud bark, and slowly rose to his feet.
The transformation was immediate and stunning. The dog's usual ferocity
seemed softened by a dazed, almost happy looks. His tail
wagged slowly. The crowd that had gathered erupted into cheers.
Mario looks up, wanting to thank DiCaprio, but the actor

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was already back on his unicycle, tipping his hat with
a grin as he rode off. Give my regards to Menace,
he called back over his shoulder. The bizarre scene left
the neighborhood buzzing, with Sea Bass seemingly more relaxed than
ever thanks to a magic treat from an unlikely hero
passing through. All right, all right, we'll start with you,

(01:19:44):
Gina grad First of all, did we.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Ever find out what the treat was?

Speaker 13 (01:19:47):
It was?

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
I have to admit there were parts of that where
I got a little scared and maybe a little for clamped.
But overall, I think I don't think Greg is going
all babe for this. I think it's another another out
here got saved.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Yeah, all right, uh menace um.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Going I roll roll?

Speaker 13 (01:20:15):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
Oh uh you know DiCaprio is and stuff?

Speaker 10 (01:20:19):
Yeah, yeah, all right, what do you think I'm also
going irol iroll?

Speaker 8 (01:20:28):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
I mean I'm going all babe on this one. I
tried to find babe. You're going all right, Greg Gory,
oh babe.

Speaker 11 (01:20:39):
First of all, the villain of the story is this
Greg idiot. What a joy drinking wine and babeus sounds cool?
But yeah, pit bull gets hit. Poor baby, there's no hope.
Here comes scenario to try to help him, first of all, right,
and then Leo on his unit. I mean, there's such
randomness to the story exactly. There's excitement to this story,

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there's intrigue.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
It was not predictable.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
Studded.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Yea, it was more twist and turns and an m
night Shyamalan exactly, And I liked you.

Speaker 11 (01:21:12):
The comedic element of just so happens to be on
a unicycle and the Sea Bass was brought back with
some miracle from the friend.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
I mean it was incredible in a little wag of
his tail as.

Speaker 11 (01:21:27):
Little sweetie and he's misunderstood because people think he's ferocious,
but he's a cutie.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
God do I know? Gregor do I know? Greg? Was
like that was a good you guys, I'll whift on
that one, Moser. It's a good bedtime story. It's a
good daytime story, Sea Bass. And I'm now all right
high five, I mean sell the movie rights. All right.
Well we're gonna take a quick break. We got some
more Woode show coming up for your next hang on.

Speaker 8 (01:21:54):
Oh show, and we are back and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Ready to roll some fun facts.

Speaker 14 (01:22:02):
Op.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
So I love the fun facts. I'm a collector of
fun facts. But Gina has a little game for us. Yep,
and it's a factor fiction. Okay, So you know what
we're trying to do every morning is make time go
by quickly. Right, Yeah, this is one of those things.

Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
That's right, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
So she's gonna give us a quote fun fact, and
then we have to try to guess is it fact
or fiction?

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Yeah, I'm going to give you two choices, a little
game I'm calling where's the lie. So in the first round,
this is the chicken round, and you have to tell
me which one is the real chicken fact.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Here we go, Okay, here we go fro factor fiction?
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
First, the first one, the chicken has a gland located
at the base of its tail that produces a natural sunscreen.
Or a chicken once lived without a head for eighteen months? Yeah,
which one's the fact?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
All right? I give me the first one again.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
The chicken has a gland located at the base of
its tail that produces a natural sunscreen. I mean, or
chicken once lived without a head.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
It's more reasonable.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
Well, I've heard the story of the chicken with no head,
but I don't know if it was eighteen months?

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
Was eighteen months is a long time?

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
A long time, And I say that no head one
is correct.

Speaker 12 (01:23:14):
I think so too.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
I think the no head.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Yeah, it's very popular story I think you made.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
But is it lore?

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Right? That's what I'm saying. It seems more or did
you just change the amount of time.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
I don't like the chricky stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I'm going to I'm gonna say that the sunscreen gland.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
You guys really should have stuck with Menace and Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:23:33):
Mike.

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
Oh yes, Mike. The headless chicken, perhaps the most famous example,
chopped off and said, nineteen forty five, he just didn't die.
So the family kept him around, dropped off food and
water directly into his esophagus, and finally he gave that
after eighteen months running around like a chicken with your
head literally all right, let's get.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
How if there's no brain?

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
Well, but I'm the phrase came from somewhere running around
the I could see like for like a minute, right
for eighteen months, like the intact but all their bodily
functions like where the brain is instructing right things to do.
I'm not an animal husbandry except here it is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
According to This is Britannica, the encyclopedia people. They say
that because of where the chickens brain functions are located
more towards the back of the neck. When this particular chicken,
Mike was decapitated, it wasn't a clean full cut so
that the breathing, eating, pooping, all that stuff part of the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Brain remained intact.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
All right, interesting, all right, all right, next next round.
Heroin used to be used to treat children's coughs, or
Doctor Pepper was originally developed as a medicinal tonic to
treat narcolepsy. M I think, yeah, Heroin for children.

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
I like Heroin, say he likes Heroin for children, and
all this stuff to chill him out.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
The soda stuff was all like supposed to be medicine
back in the day, right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
Like that's even That's how modern coughs syrups like promethesine
and stuff work is by slowing their downers to keep
you from spasming.

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
And I love hearing the working out process.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
But I say, Heroin.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
I remember as a kid going to the pharmacy and
getting Heroin getting you can get just the cola syrup?

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
Really yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Yeah for nausea? Oh really yeah it was for nausea. Yeah. Uh,
I'll say that doctor Pepper.

Speaker 6 (01:25:40):
One, okay, Doctor Pepper, Okay, Greg, And what do you
guys are overthinking this stuff? Heroin used to children coughs
until nineteen twelve, when they already knew this was a
dangerous drug, all right. I like, yeah, heroin to sleep,

(01:26:03):
I mean will cure a lot of what ails. Yeah,
it'll cause a lot of problems, but all secure things.

Speaker 11 (01:26:08):
In all the movies where they're doing heroine, they inject
it and they basically just go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
So how can you enjoy that if you're just knocked out?

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
Sounds pretty going to another place exactly trying to escape?

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
This next round is the serial round. Captain crunch is
full name is is Horatio Magellan. Crunch or snap, crackling
pop were originally called fizz, clicker and burst.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
I think the Captain crunch one is legit, and that
rings a bell for something. It does sound familiar.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
Captain Crunch, You are right. Captain Crutche's full name is
Horatio Magellan Crunch.

Speaker 13 (01:26:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
That made me laugh when I read it, and it
still makes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Me laugh, apparently Magellan. All right, he finally got.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
Let's do the cloud round, shall we?

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
All right? Cloud round?

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
Some thunderstorms produce clouds that float upside down with their
flat side facing the sky, or the average cloud weighs
over one million pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
That one. Wow, Oh yeah, I will agree because I
think it's so big. What's what was the first one?

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
The Some thunderstorms produce clouds that float upside down, they're
flat side facing up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
I've seen clouds, clouds out there from the plane. I'll
go with the the million pounds.

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
Million pounds, a million pounds. You're all geniuses. The orange
cloud weighs over a million pounds. They stay in the sky.
In case you're wondering if how it does that weigh
a million pounds because the water droplets and ice crystals
small enough to float on even a slight breeze. All right,
let's talk about big stuff. The Eiffel Tower was originally
designed to be a giant sun dial for Paris or

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there are more trees on Earth than there are stars
in the galaxy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
Well you, I mean, you do hear a lot about
the sand in the galaxy, but not trees.

Speaker 7 (01:28:12):
And as you've been to the Paris and I've been
to the top of the Eiffel Tower, you see the shadows,
you've seen trees to the Eiffel Tower was built.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Tower was built though for the World's Fair. I've seen stars,
I've walked through a forest familiar with trees. I've seen
trees at night. I have looked up that a lot.
I've been to Paris, I've been he gets high and

(01:28:44):
like looks at the stars and thinks about aliens. Alien No, No,
I have an app that'll tell me, like what the stars? What?
I'll say the Eiffel Tower. Because there are a lot
of trees. I don't know if as many as stars
in the galaxy, in the galaxy galaxy. I assume that
all galaxy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
And when that term is said, it's always related to sand,
not trees.

Speaker 8 (01:29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
I have heard some stat about like there are more
trees on Earth than there are and it's a crazy thing.
You're like, wow, Then what is everybody freaking out about? Yes, crying, yeah, forest,
crying about paper.

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
All right, So we were.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Sitting the room here, I'm gonna I'll say Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
Okay, I'll say trees.

Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
Man, what are you saying?

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Tower.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
When I was at the top of the other I
did see it. I enjoyed some champagne at the top. Well, yeah,
it was good.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
Always stick with sammy people. There are more trees on
Earth than there are stars in the galaxy. About NASA
estimates there is between one hundred and four hundred billion
stars in the Milky Way, and according to Nature of
Paper and Nature, there are more than three trillions trees on.
Oh yeah, so quick crying, Let's go underwater, shall we?

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
Did you know the weird forest?

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Well, I neat and don't displace the birdies.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
All right, let's go on at the other trillion trees.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
That's right, save that one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Find a store right there. It's like, hey, bird, there's
another one right there. All right, tweet tweet, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Octopuses or octopi have a unique protein. Ocopuses have a
unique protein in their blood that allows them to technically
survive in the vacuum of space for up to thirty minutes.
Or a manta shrimp can punch with the force of
a twenty two caliber bullet.

Speaker 7 (01:30:36):
The mantis shrimp have become very popular these days.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
I'm gonna go yeah, they are. They are a fun
fact producing machine.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
There's a watch like slow mo videos of them hit
punching and causing water displit displacements, capitations in fact.

Speaker 6 (01:30:50):
Well, you are right. It is so fast it can't
even be seen by the human eye. It can break
through glass and refused for hunting down prey.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Now, Greg I did see a video on social media
over the weekend of a praying mantis taking out a snake.
Yeah not sick. Yeah, held hossage by a praying man.
It's not that long ago. It kind of grabbed onto this.
It wasn't a huge snake, but it was like the
snake onto it and kind of like wrapped itself around, Yeah,

(01:31:20):
and started biting off the bottom jaw. Wh it was.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
It was rab and They kill their u their their
male sex partners. After they're done.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Can't they turn their heads too?

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
Left?

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
It looked pretty cool, disgusting.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
Well, let's go to the barnyard, shall we the barn
Some turkeys can spontaneously impregnate themselves, or a pig has
the ability to hydro root where it can detect underwater
sources up to fifty feet deep.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Oh, I'm going pig if they give those down or
they can yeah, get them truffles and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
And the first one was what some turkeys and spontaneously
impregnate themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
See this is rough because I just ate turkey and I.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
Don't want to think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
With the pig. I'll go to turkey, I'll say, pig.

Speaker 6 (01:32:12):
See bess, I will go pig yeah again, follow Samy
out of the woods.

Speaker 9 (01:32:18):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
Wait, what did you say? Oh yeah, that's okay, good,
Thank god. Turkeys can in fact spontaneously impregnate themselves. It
is asexual reproductions. Some plants, bugs, and fish can do
it too.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
I thought that was only banana slugs that can do that,
and toikeys, well, there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
Can we do one more?

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
One more?

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Let's do a platypus one. Platypus have the ability to
change the color of their fur to match their surroundings.
Or platypuses sweat milk.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Yeah, a sweat milk.

Speaker 6 (01:32:48):
Milk strap on your vomit bag. Platypusses have mammary glands
that secrete milk, but they don't have nipples, so instead
of the milk, said, the milk oozes from their glands
and collects in the roofs of their skin, where the
baby suck it off the tufts of their first play
and everybody you, oh, yeah, you did a really good sandy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Well, thank you Gene. That was fun, So welcome a
little fun factor fiction more? What a show? Come up next?
Hang on an entire chicken farm? Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
You go you disgust me, Oh those twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
The Woody Show will be right back.