FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 25th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion. Is it lies? My name the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Today is Tuesday, March the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, my name is Woody.
It's Greg Gory, what Menace, Gina Grad. We got Sea Bass,
Sammy Bort, and Menji in the Woody Show production department.
Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer. And we
are off this week. Oh wow, No, it's a spring break.

(01:10):
We'll be back on Monday the thirty first. We've got
some good stuff lined up for you today. And you know,
we always say around here when we get to these
kind of days, if you haven't heard it, it's new
to you.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
But that said, we'd still like to hear your thoughts
on anything that you hear on the show today. If
there's an opinion or our story that you want to add,
a lot of ways that you could do that. The
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until five am the next morning. Eight seven, seven forty four,
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You can email us email at the woodieshow dot com

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and of course on social media, find us and follow
us on the social media platform of your choice at
the Woody Show. Coming up for you on the show today,
around of darkweb? Price is right? Sure, you think the
things that are on craigslistter weird? What about stuff is
being sold on on the dark web? Also the Idaho
prison pen pals, yep.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Some of that.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
We'll check in with the after hours voicemail. Some of
the emails that you believing for us. And a very
shocking thing, a little fun fact about sea.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Bass coming up for you. Sure, it's scary and Menace
is very excited. There is an abundance of news when
it comes to coyotes.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
It seems like everybody has a story about coyotes. A
personal thing. I don't know, but I said, let's do
coyote news. So I have some stuff. Maybe we can
go through.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Let's do news.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Everybody talk about how coyote is always over a very.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay, So that I used the down What happened was
the prompts.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
It just took what I wrote in the prompt and
then made a song out of the prompt. And I'm
just saying I wrote, make a song about coyotes always
being in the news, into trouble, no bass and taking
over America and talk.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
About how coyote is always news all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm taking over a Mary.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Patriotic tells you exactly what it is.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, explains it all right, Cody news.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let's go the first story.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
The first story is a man who was in his
backyard with his chihuahua. He was in South Carolina, and
the chihuahua ran after the coyote.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
And this is what happened.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
He knew that unless he fought off the animal, Roxy
was a gonner. The animal fights back, biting snipes multiple times.
So he grabs the coyote by the tail, snipes, carries
him over to a garbage bin and drops him inside
like trash.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
Well, look, you can.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
See the lid of the bin moving as the coyote
tries to escape.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
So this guy, this guy just ran after the coyote
attacking the Shihuaala grabs the tail and lifts it up
in the air and then the thing flame, Yeah, and
just dumps in the trash. And then like sat on
the lid until the animal control came by and picked
it up.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And Roxy survived, and Roxy lived. Now to keep Roxy saved,
this is what he's gonna do.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
All right, Snipe is taking no chances.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
From now on, Roxy will be wearing this spiky harness
that will make any coyote thing twice before trying to
chomp down on this feisty little goal.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, but it's ready for the gay bar now. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (04:45):
So those horses are like they're like little plasticky rubber spikes.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, so if something tries to bite them.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Mike on the Strong, Yeah you're talking about I thought
we're talking to those like the black leather cuffs to
have like the silver spiders.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
No, no, it's like that, yeah yeah, literally.

Speaker 9 (04:59):
It's rubber wrestler. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's very tall,
spiky stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Met dogs in rural areas that are meant to wrangle
the sheep and keep them all together. They wear these
gigantic spiked collars to protect against wildlife.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yea, I haven't seen the gigantic spike ones, you know
the ones I'm talking about, Like they're like little tiny, like.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Silver, Yeah, like little punk collar.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Do you wear back in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's a mixture of that.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, okay, cool, so he's gonna look good now.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
That happened in South Carolina. But what's happening in Dallas.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, no, let's find out.

Speaker 10 (05:32):
Authorities are investigating whether a vigilante is shooting coyotes in
a Dallas neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Dallas Animal Services says it's investigating three coyote deaths since August,
two of them shot right now. Authorities don't know who's
doing it.

Speaker 11 (05:45):
Emily Levine is still left disturbed at the dead coyote
found in her front yard last week.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
People walk their dogs all times of days, there are
kids everywhere.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Don't bring that to our neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
It's too nice of a place for that.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Okay, yes, too nice to shoot coyotes up in here,
you know, Yeah, if you do, I mean apparently it
wasn't illegal though.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Pick it up, yeah, shoot it, put it in a
back through the trash.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
And let's leave it there by the way. I was
always surprised about how much smaller coyotes are in real life, Yeah,
compared to thin If you've never seen one and you
just hear about coyotes and what you're picturing like these giants. Yeah,
almost like a like a German shepherd, the very bigger
and it's not they're like these little scrawnie up forty pounds.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah, you can kick them if you had to, if
you had to self defense.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
All right, met this is coyote now, now coyotes in Philly. Yes,
it's it's there's in Philly, Philly. Get out.

Speaker 12 (06:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's a sight Tamara totally never expected to see near
her home.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
I throw a rescue.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I thought the fire when it was really nice, I said,
I was a cute little fox. I said it was
not a fox. I don't know where this is. It
was during the late night run for food Tuesday night.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh my god, that's a wolf when.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
She spotted what she later learned was a coyote. It
seems that coyotes are making themselves more visible and more
at home across many parts of the Delaware Valley. Just
this week, Marple Township police posted a photo of this
coyote they captured and relocated after it snatched up a
terrier dog in brought daylight.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
No, no, now, fox, A fox is real, small way smaller.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Yeah, got dinosaurs, She obviously didn't know it. She was
in all right, it's coyote news, Okay, not too far
away in Pittsburgh. They're noticing what I'm noticing that there's
all these damn coyotes coming out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Coyotes everywhere.

Speaker 13 (07:40):
Well, the social media posts keep popping up, and so
do the coyotes.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
But are more coyotes actually moving in or are we
just more aware of them.

Speaker 14 (07:47):
We've all seen the post saying there's so many coyotes
out here because it's mating season.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Hyd your kids, hydra.

Speaker 13 (07:54):
Dogsours are at their lowest point for any wildlife species,
coyotes included.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
So coyotes might expand the range to find food, and
your neighbors could be committing a big no no that's
attracting them.

Speaker 13 (08:06):
They leave that food out overnight for these critters, and
they're well intentioned, But every raccoon, every possum, every rat
and mouse in the neighborhood is going to come to
that food source the next predator of the lines of coyote.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, I'm on the hide.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
You kids, had your wife check that out. So don't
leave food out for animals, is what they're saying. Coyote News,
Cooti News, now they see increase in so does Las Vegas.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Now seeing more coyotes than ever before. We talked to
one homeowner who has lived in Calico Ridge for more
than two decades on why they are now coyote proofing
their backyards.

Speaker 15 (08:48):
Gail Smith is a lifetime dog lover.

Speaker 16 (08:51):
Her home decorated with Schnauzer decorum for dog Roxy never
more than a few steps behind her. But in July
it was her other dog, Bell that was snatched by
a coyote. Here remains found in a neighbor's yard later
that day.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
Yeah, how do you coyote proof your back is fences?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Well check this out.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh, there's a whole special company they'll do it.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, this is what she did.

Speaker 15 (09:15):
Okay, Ultimately she paid fifteen thousand dollars, so every inch
of the block wall is blocked off with iron fencing.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well she got what kind of the core snauders and
now metal gates all.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, fifteen thousand dollars worth of fencing. And the fencing looks.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Super classic because coyotes can jump mega high jump.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
No, I mean, Greg, I mean.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I mean, how tacky can you get if you have
like Schnauzer de core.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
They're just a small Okay, let's just say, just for
the sense of argument, sake of argument, didn't you kind
of like it wouldn't totally suck, Like if a coyote
got the Schnauzer, what.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It would suck? It would oh yeah, just but it
wouldn't like, it wouldn't suck enough to destroy the Look
at your backyard.

Speaker 15 (10:06):
She paid fifteen thousand dollars, so every inch of the
block wall is blocked off with iron fencing spikes on top.
Willing to pay and do whatever it takes to protect
her for babies.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, imagine that fence.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
I've not seen a picture of the fence, but all
spikes and stuffy Say, why don't you just have like
barb the barbed wire.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Exactly and do it over the yard too.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Well, let's go back across the country to Florida, all right?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Now, where would you fly?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Where would you find coyotes in Florida?

Speaker 17 (10:43):
Where?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, let's find out, all.

Speaker 11 (10:45):
Right, as cam Coral Walmart shoppers shocked up on groceries,
one coyote chose the parking lot as it's lunch spot
and duck as its main meal.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
What's really striking about seeing this animal is the time of.

Speaker 13 (10:59):
Day time a day for the photograph is actually maybe
the most surprising because when they are in urban areas,
they tend to avoid people.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
If you see a coyote like this, the most important
thing to do is keep your distance.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Or you don't getting a duck outside of a Walmart on.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
So you know, if you happen to see a wild
animal like a coyote, you don't walk up to it.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
You don't put you don't pet it. Oh yeah, really
you don't do that. So what do you think, guys?
Enough stories out there to have coyote news. I'm gonna
let the listeners aside one. Alright there, So, uh are
you guys feeling coyote news? This is something Menace has
been pitching for, like I said, a solid six months. Yeah,
all right, yes or no on the coyote news. Let

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us know what you think. Hit us up on the
text over to two to nine to eighty seven. Maybe
the outro will help you on this.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, talk about how coyote is always news all the time.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
All right, So there you go, Yeah, there you go,
coyote news.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Morewoodie Show's next.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Hang on the Woody Show, Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 17 (12:12):
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And in the meantime, keeping joined the Woody Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
And we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training, Trade,
politically correct World. Woody, there's great Gory. Good morning, right,
there's menace.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
We've got Gina, Good morning, I Spy Sammy and Sea
Bass Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Wooding if
you can send a text over to two to nine
eight seven coming up this sour Idaho Inmate pen Pals Day.
These are the people that genuses on this account that

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she's just obsessed with. And one of the first things
that I learned about her was how much she loves
this kind of stuff that and all that true crime stuff.

Speaker 11 (13:19):
Super into it.

Speaker 18 (13:20):
And also I have a little insight, though unsatisfying, on
how the inmates even get to do this.

Speaker 11 (13:28):
I had to know, so I looked it up.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
All right, So, were you ever like in a relationship
with somebody either in jail who had been in jail?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
No? Nor yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah, I'm just wondering because it seems like something you
might be into or open to.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
This is the thing.

Speaker 18 (13:41):
I've said this a million times. I'm obsessed with jail
and inmate programming, reality shows, documentaries, whatever. But if I
ever got like booked on any charges, I'd never watch this.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Well, no, not you going to prison. I'm wondering, like,
have you ever like trying to strike up a relationship?
Have you ever been one of these people? No, but
that reaches out to them, or would be open to
a prison relationship.

Speaker 11 (14:03):
I wouldn't, but.

Speaker 18 (14:04):
I'm obsessed with love after lock up. I'm obsessed with
women who do so. I like to stay on just
this side of the law, but I got to know
everything about what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
He's a watcher, so weird. Have you ever driven by
a prison and thought, God, I'd love to go in
and just check it.

Speaker 18 (14:18):
Out, yes, And actually the closest I've ever gotten is
in college, my boyfriend got a job delivering donuts in
the morning and one of the places he delivered to
was a prison and I always ask to go with him,
and they said I didn't have clearance to deliver the donuts.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, I have a buddy that does like the in
house entertainment at a prison. And in house entertainment mean well,
like the programming like the cruise directory of the jail. Yeah,
pretty much, dude.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
It's actually kind of like that, you know on the cruise.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Why does that job exist there in jail?

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Do they control like whatever, like video and shows get
put on there? And I was like, dude, we can
put the Woody Show on in there, and he's like, yeah,
we can make that happen if you want. We recorded
every day video. But yeah, he handles all the.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
In house program That's incredible.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
But I'm like, dude, if these people don't like what
they're watching, they're gonna come after you.

Speaker 11 (15:13):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
The reason I brought it up is like, yeah, his
car has to be like checked every single day, like
trunk there, Yeah, to make sure he's not bringing contraband.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Speaking of people bring their significant other wid them.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Did I tell you about that secret Service agent that
got busted bringing the uh yeah, we brought that up.
Yeah yeah, yeah, freaky yeah, Like the secret service agent
got fired because he brought his ex now ex girlfriend
to Obama's beach front home in Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
He was just trying, he was just trying to impress her.
Is that why you got busted?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Anyone of anyone of the bang in Michelle Obama's bathroom?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Right? And they've since broken up. Yeah, I'm not even
to gather anyone week.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yeah, I did think about anywhere. We'll get to the
Idaho prison pen pals here in just a few minutes.
But I did think about greg because, man, what if
you lived in our nation's northernmost town in Alaska.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I would probably not be here. I would be six
feet under. Yeah, it's called k uki Vaikkiavik.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
It's a weird spelling.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
For about two months every year, the sun, the sun
stays below the horizon, it stays dark. Nope, it's a
prolonged polar night.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
There's other places that live, guys. I wonder how many
full time residents they have. I don't know, man, And
we'll look up the populations.

Speaker 11 (16:34):
Did you guys watch I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Know how to spell the town Kiavik Ukiyavc, Alaska.

Speaker 18 (16:38):
Did you guys watch The True Detective Night Country season?
It literally it's called night Country because it's all in
Alaska and the whole thing is pitch black.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
Wow, it's that dark.

Speaker 18 (16:48):
Yeah, it's like, well, I guess, and you can't figure out,
like why are these kids going to school in the middle.

Speaker 11 (16:53):
Of the night, but like the every day is the
middle Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Barrow, it used to be called Barrow, Alaska, and they
changed the name to the native Yeah, to.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Ukiavik Island, the ghost village on stills much.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Let's see, they can't have a huge population, but I
mean in Alaska they do have. I mean it gets
what light for yeah, amount of time?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, where just midnight the sun never rarely goes down,
and then there's another part of the year where the
sun just never comes up. It's got to be so weird.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Population four thy nine hundred really needs to having way
more than I think city.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Up until nineteen forty had less than two hundred people.
That's crazy. Yeah, and then people just flock there because
they're like, man, I'll get so much better sleep.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
It'll be cool.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I know you would probably like a lot of email.
People live there, you know, God they listen. Yeah, my
chemical coronn. I don't think I would survive the depression.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. I wonder where the
gay population is. Yeah, right, what's the hookup situation?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Didn't have?

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Like it's probably one street in town.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah. Let's say you live in Kiavik. You're a gay guy. Yeah,
and you're a total whore. Yeah, the one you're one
gay bar. It's called the manhole. Yeah, and it's just
the one guy in there, the one dude.

Speaker 19 (18:10):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Anybody want to join me? Nobody really? All right, I'll
be here.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Someone said they worked in Alaska during the opposite transition.
It was sunlight for twenty hours a day.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (18:24):
That would also drive me insane.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Will not drive you crazy?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Grad? I don't think so, really, I don't think. Because
we have this thing called curtains. If you're if it's
time for bad, it's wild. It is crazy.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, new technology of these things called lights if you know, well,
that's too darkletely different.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
That's artificial and depressing. It does not mimic the real thing,
and you can't. What are you gonna do go out
in the middle of a football field and put the
big lights off?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
They do they play a lot of night games. Sure, yeah,
they sure do.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, they can't force to, right, they have to what
other choice to that.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Sound if you don't understand lights.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Rather, they could.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Probably use that new service that we talked about, that
startup that's going to use satellites to like the They're
going to use mirrors to side and then they could probably.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Have They could probably do that.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, yeah, we should do that. Imagine that it's noon,
you want to have lunch outside and you got to
put those football stadium lights on. Yeah, let's see it outside.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well, I thought about you, Greg.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I saw that, and I'm like, wow, you think so
this is like a perspective thing, like you think you
want to kill yourself now? You could be living in
like Ukiyavic.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
True, you know, yeah, yeah, true? But I could open
first Yeah, so you know, what's the proprietor of the manhole?
You know, Oh my god, we're gonna be the world's
most unsuccessful bar.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (19:42):
One.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
You don't need a lot of like, you know, you
don't need a lot of room, you know, more merchandise
or merchandise.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah, you can sell T shirts. You'll sell more T
shirts than you will beers. You stock up once a
year eight.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Seven, seven forty four. Wood He text us over to
two to nine eighty seven. We'll take a quick break
and then Gina will have Idaho prison pen pal. Yay,
that is next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Hang on, please, gentlemen, you bondega breath please jelemen bone.

Speaker 14 (20:08):
Breath disease from food and minesesa.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, totally exact.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Show.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Well, as we know, Gina is obsessed with all that
true crime stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
She watches all these donments. I love after lock.

Speaker 18 (20:24):
Up, all of it like a first day in ninety
days in sixty days in and we're getting text from
people being like, I'm into prison.

Speaker 11 (20:32):
What you want to know? So we're gonna have a
conversation at some point.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Have you ever gone to one of those museums where
they have like Ted Bundy's car and no glasses of
Jeffrey dabs.

Speaker 17 (20:41):
That's the thing.

Speaker 18 (20:42):
I'm a little bit I guess of an ending because
I don't want to glorify those a holes.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I just like that.

Speaker 11 (20:47):
I'm just fascinated with the prison system.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
I mean you can go to like the people in them, nah,
like Calcatraz and stuff.

Speaker 11 (20:53):
Yeah, that's really interesting all those A ghost hunter wanted
me to go to Alcatraz with them and said they're
picking up orbs.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I'd be fun.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
How would you guys be staying in the same hotel room,
like in the same bed obviously, yeah.

Speaker 11 (21:04):
I mean with a toilow in the middle, so nothing
would happened, right, exactly exactly?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
All right, So this is an Idaho inmate prison pen pals.
This is like an account.

Speaker 18 (21:12):
Yes, so the IDO, see, the Idaho Department of Corrections
has a bunch of dudes and sometimes ladies that have
a TikTok account where they want you to download this
JPay app and then have these you know, strike up
little convo maybe see if the sparks fly.

Speaker 11 (21:28):
And I've been You've been curious. I've been curious. How
are they allowed to do this?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
That's been our biggest question because like they have a
video and there's audio, although sometimes they're doing the video, but.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Then they're using the receiver. Yeah yeah, you know from
like a phone like yeah, as the microphone. So like
the only thing I could think of you can tell
me if I'm right or wrong. Here, somebody on the
other side of like the visiting glass is videotaping them,
and they're using that phone receiver to capture the audio.

Speaker 18 (21:57):
I think you might be right about that because here's
the incredibly and only answer I could find very unsatisfying
in my opinion as to how they're allowed to do this.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
It's not like they have cameras and stuff. Exactly songs, right.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
The Department of Corrections told CBS.

Speaker 18 (22:12):
Two News when they asked if this is allowed, they said,
we have no authority over third parties who post electronic
and video communication on behalf of our residence.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
So exactly, so somebody visits them, right, aren't those visits monitored?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
But I mean, apparently anything wrong?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, weird.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
But you know what's funny is like when they're being
like super corny and like singing songs, there's somebody on
the other end recorded.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Take two. But after you've been dumping in front of
other people for so long, like, what's singing a song?
Somebody who's videotaping you?

Speaker 18 (22:52):
Well, I have personally hand selected five new bachelors, okay,
and uh, you know if one of them strikes your
fancy maybe this is a new.

Speaker 17 (23:00):
Life for you.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
All right, So what we're gonna do is we're going
to hear a little bit about them. We have to
try to also guess what they're in for.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
It's multiple choice.

Speaker 11 (23:08):
Correct, and it's not always as easy as it sounds.
So first up we have Zach.

Speaker 18 (23:12):
He's thirty six, He sports a shaved head, very well
kempt beard, looks like anyone you'd pass on the street,
and he takes a political approach to land the ladies.

Speaker 12 (23:21):
Okay, everybody out there, my name is Za co Old
and I had an apartment of corressions doing it from
one to five.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Waiting on Trump to make America great again.

Speaker 19 (23:32):
And they's looking for pimpals.

Speaker 12 (23:33):
If anybody's interested in writing me, you can get a
hold of me on JPay dot com.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Look for to hear from you soon.

Speaker 18 (23:40):
So he's saying, what's a conservative du personality? He said,
soon enough, you know he's waiting for America to be great?

Speaker 11 (23:47):
What is he locked up for?

Speaker 18 (23:49):
Wirefraud, unlawful discharge of a weapon in a house, involuntary manslaughter.

Speaker 11 (23:55):
In the second degree.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
It is a right one of the three gains.

Speaker 18 (24:00):
Wire fraud unlawful discharge of a weapon in a house.
That one's out involuntary manslaughter in the second.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Degree, involuntary manslaughter in the second degree in for five years.
I don't think you're gonna get five years for accidentally.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
See, that's the one I think it is, is the
unlawful discharge of a weapon.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yeah, because he could be a felon that shouldn't have
a good big or like attempted like they didn't.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Yeah, that's why I say involuntary manslaughter. So it wasn't
like he set out to do it. So I'm just
going by the sentence on this one.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
And if he's talking about making America great and he's
in for manslaughter, that would be very hypocritical. I'm gonna do.
I'm going to win the weapon one as well.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
The weapon one.

Speaker 13 (24:40):
All right.

Speaker 11 (24:40):
The correct answer is and I don't know why I
had such a hard time keeping a.

Speaker 18 (24:43):
Straight face for this unlawful discharge of a weapon in
a house.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
You guys nailed it.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
He did great.

Speaker 18 (24:52):
But because we are very fair and balanced on this show.
Next up we have Branson and he's thirty seven. When
you know we're Republicans, get their shout out, so do
the Democrats.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
This is Branson. This message is for President of the
United States of America.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Mister Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Can you ask Kamala Harris to just send me a
picture of her feet?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
That's the whole thing asked for A pardon, no, nothing,
It's just he's asking for a picture of Kamala's feet.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
The important things the president. Yeah, well he knows in
asking her direct yea.

Speaker 18 (25:28):
And yeah, he's not casting a white net. He has
one woman and one woman not.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Only on his name.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Okay, all right, then just the feet.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, he's not asking for the Imagine.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
If you got like some correspondence on official White House
letterhead in Boston. Yeah, yeah, and it was like a
letter like thank you, thank you Branson for your message,
and enclosed is your requested photo.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, just a picture of her feet.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
You're a fine citizen. Yeah, on the official stay up, Yeah,
hanging there.

Speaker 11 (26:04):
What is he in the Gray Bar hotel for? Is
it counterfeiting and laundering money?

Speaker 18 (26:10):
Is it aggravated assault on an elderly person or drug
trafficking in heroin and attempt.

Speaker 11 (26:16):
To elude a police officer?

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Three?

Speaker 11 (26:19):
What's Branson in for?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Let's say drugs. Yeah, I'm gonna say the drug charge
and eluding police officers.

Speaker 11 (26:27):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
As soon as you said it, it spoke to me.
It's like I got that, like I got that weird
gut feeling like oh that's it.

Speaker 18 (26:36):
Agreed, agreed, Okay, yeah, because Brandson doesn't seem like the
type that would.

Speaker 11 (26:40):
Beat up grand No, no, yeah, you are all correct.
Drug checking and heroin and attempt to elude a police officer.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Nice, excellent crush at this game.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
This is Idaho inmate prison pen pals.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
Yeah, let's talk.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Let's talk to Cody.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Now.

Speaker 18 (26:56):
Cody's a young man who keeps it one hundred all
day air day. I'm not even gonna speak anymore. I
just want Cody to do the talking from here.

Speaker 12 (27:04):
If you're looking for somebody who can ruin your life,
your name and your credit and might be able to
be that guy.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
All right, wow, honest as they come.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Your credit and your life. Yeah, and if you're looking
for that, hit me up. Yeah, I'm your guy, dude.
And there's some women that are like, oh that does
sound them.

Speaker 18 (27:26):
Yeah, menes, I'm glad you said that, because they can
fix them. The comments on some of these are unbelievable
and Miley Mama Sita commented on Cody and said, I
see the good in him. I know he's a good person.
He just needs to be loved, right, so you are
not wrong about that, and you'll milk the poison right
out of him. Yeah, all that negativity, all that bad

(27:49):
boy stuff. She'll get it right out.

Speaker 11 (27:50):
That's right, and then it'll be gone.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
What's the mental plitch with women like that? They should
do extensive studies.

Speaker 18 (27:57):
Broken wing syndrome, baby bird. I can fix him, Like
I said the other day, know one where he's at
at all times.

Speaker 11 (28:03):
He's faithful, if you know, if that's.

Speaker 17 (28:06):
What you're into, unless he's gay for the stay true,
do you think that it's maybe like also maybe their
parent or someone and their family was in jail, so
they sympathize kind of in that way.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
They're just used to dealing with the penal system.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
But they love the drama.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
I think they love the drama of being able to
just like constantly talk with their girlfriends about things that
they're going through.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
It gives them something to talk about, like a broader life.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
You know.

Speaker 18 (28:34):
It's sad though, because in one of many disturbing episodes
of love after lock up. There's a woman who starts
dating this guy in prison and she already has kids.
They're not his kids, but she always threatens them and goes,
if you guys, don't you know, calm down at the
grocery store, I'm gonna call your daddy at prison.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
He's not their daddy. And she'll call and be like, oh, Jeffrey.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
Was acting up, and it's like this is the saddest,
like most make believe world, you know.

Speaker 18 (29:00):
So I don't know, man, we might have to look
in and maybe we'll do a defending your uh oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Here to defend yourself?

Speaker 8 (29:06):
Yourself?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Are you a woman who's uh in their relationship with
somebody who's in prison?

Speaker 12 (29:11):
If you're looking for somebody who ruined your life, your
name and your credit, and might be able to be
that guy, so glad get all right?

Speaker 19 (29:21):
Right?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
What is what is Cody in for?

Speaker 11 (29:23):
He is in for one of these three choices?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I see Morgan dating one of these guys, but yeah,
I could see that.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (29:30):
Is he is he in for stalking, child abandonment or
trafficking math?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
He sounds like a trafficking meth guy.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
He has the math voice. Oh, I'm going to say stalking,
I'll say.

Speaker 11 (29:44):
Child abandonment, menace and what do you really got some
connections with these people?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
It is trafficking math, the math. Yeah, I'm getting like
a like a contact tie just hearing his voice.

Speaker 11 (29:58):
We have two more gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
So, Morgan, would you ever date somebody who's in jail?

Speaker 19 (30:02):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (30:02):
Yeah, for sure you would.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (30:04):
My last job, actually the last radio station I worked
for some guy and Jill wrote me a letter and
made this like little jail art thing, and so I
wrote him back and then he never wrote me back again.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I feel like the creep Now, all right?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
What was the what was the drawing?

Speaker 14 (30:20):
It was like a heart. It was around Valentine's Day
and I had my name in the middle. I still
haven't And.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Do you know what he was in for?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
No, we tried to look it up.

Speaker 14 (30:30):
I'm sure Minace you could figure it out, but I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Do you think maybe he got out and that's why
you didn't hear back from him, but you never got
your letter?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (30:37):
Maybe Sam with that, that's nice, Morgan. You didn't put
your return address on it, did you?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
You know?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (30:44):
Okay, maybe it's the radio station.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
The radio station address one two three, Jones wrote, Yes,
I would date a guy in prison.

Speaker 14 (30:52):
Yeah, why because I mean they're human beings too, uh huh.
And and I like my alone time, so it could
be like the perfect.

Speaker 11 (31:03):
Someone's a good closed me but not and they have
nothing to do but work out all day, so they're ripped. Yeah,
a lot of them are ripped.

Speaker 14 (31:09):
And some of them are.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah that's the thing. Oh my god, are they not girls?

Speaker 14 (31:16):
I like them anyway?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
But aren't there hot guys who are not in prison?

Speaker 14 (31:20):
Yeah, and they're probably married, have kids.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, they're all taken.

Speaker 14 (31:23):
Not into me.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, all rights are available. You could basically do no
wrong to an inmate. They'd be so happy just to
have you, to have your attention to that company, you.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
Would think, Greg, But then they don't.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
And then they write me back.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah right, prisoner happened a prisoner who made the first move.

Speaker 14 (31:44):
I'll have to find.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
The letter you're writing must suck.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Yeah, you get a lot of cold feet.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
He has more options than yeah, he ready letter. He
noticed that red flash.

Speaker 14 (31:56):
Do you want to know something really embarrassing too? I
sprayed it with my perfume.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Again. Oh my god, did you just with a kid.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, it was all like wax standard things.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
Wow, Morgan, did you send a picture?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I was about to say that maybe she came on
too strong, and she certainly did. Yeah, like, oh, this
chick's this chick's a clinger.

Speaker 18 (32:29):
I was just trying to be hopelessly devoted Sandra d
the hell's wrong?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
And now back to.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
And back to Gina grad and the Idaho inmate prison
pen pals. Now we did hear from Morgan who admitted
to us that she actually sent a letter to a
guy who was in jail who had written her when
she worked at a different radio station.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
He never wrote her back. Now we have some people
on said what you show Idaho fell in here.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Oh Morgan, your letter was probably confiscated because you sprayed
it with perfume. And then somebody else said the same thing, basically,
if there's a weird smell to the officer's discretion to
distribute the letter after they checked them for it things.

Speaker 18 (33:19):
You know what, that makes me sad because I felt like, oh,
are there you know knows it's too sensitive. No, because
you're probably trying to cover up another scent.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, you soaked it in drugs liquid.

Speaker 11 (33:31):
Yeah, you wouldn't have known that.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
That is a Next time, you just like kind of
like rub it on your box and send it in there.
Just shut it, just gets the pheromones or whatever, and
then you're all good.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
You know.

Speaker 14 (33:40):
No, that makes me sad, though I wrote a very
heartfelt letter back, like I'm stuck.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Up bitch your future, said Morgan, That is sweet.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Inmates are people too, Yes, they are. Some just made mistakes,
even if it was a terrible one. I hope the
rest of the show crew follows your lead on that.
Yeah right, yeah, come on, that's not happening.

Speaker 11 (34:01):
We should each adopt an inmate to be pen pals.

Speaker 14 (34:03):
Yeah, great idea.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
No, you guys have fun about victims, right, thank you.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
I had a listener pen pals before from there was
this one where this guy was just defending his brother and.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
He with this dude's ask, well, no, his brother, his
brother was.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Getting jumped and he jumped in and knocked some dude out,
and yea, so he ended up getting a little bit
of time for that.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, we collect calls that the radio station get mad
if we accepted them, but I would always accept them. Yeah,
that's because you can collect calls from the prison.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, it's a couple of buncks.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Well, we did radio in an area where they had
the female prison and we were very popular.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, guy, there.

Speaker 18 (34:39):
Is a website all the heat. I would have to
do dramatic readings because they don't have video. But there is,
like there are prison Babe and jail babe websites. Maybe
we'll save that for another day.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
All right, who's the who's the next inmate?

Speaker 19 (34:51):
Here?

Speaker 11 (34:51):
Let's talk to Marlon. He's twenty seven.

Speaker 18 (34:54):
Marlon is a hopeless romantic, but he doesn't sugarcoat the
fact that he's looking for someone to make me sweet
love to.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Okay, here's a Marlin who's locked up an idole.

Speaker 12 (35:04):
Keep this one short and said, but one name is mine,
about to get out.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Three. I'm just trying to me.

Speaker 12 (35:12):
And I'm telling you right now, you aren't ready for
what I'm ready to put down right now.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
So you're interested in badly?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
If not, big bitch, he's gonna blow a hole through
your back. You watch, he's all pent up.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
Yeah, And if you're interested, great, If not, be thick bitch.
Now again, some people go for this. Sometimes they're men,
sometimes they're women. Everybody likes these guys. One uh, one
man wrote, and I quote loud, let me get my

(35:45):
walls tight Marlin.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Okay, all right, so you know everybody loves Marlin.

Speaker 11 (35:51):
All right, all right, let's find out.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Actually, so he might have a take here. It might
not be exactly what he's looking for, but it's a taker.

Speaker 11 (35:57):
Yeah, so I just hit myself right in the all right,
what is Marlin locked up for? Is it Arson, Burglary
or computer crimes.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I'll go first with Burglary. I think you get a
way longer sentence for Arson. Oh, I think I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, I'm also gonna go with Greg Burglary.

Speaker 11 (36:21):
You don't think he's a hacking mastermind.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
No, it doesn't really come off as a hacking mastermind. Also,
I think I don't know how. I don't know how
long he's been long? He said, Well, he said for
four months. He has four more months, four more months,
So like, we don't know how long it could have
been Arson.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
But I'm gonna go with Burglary.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
Round the wheel Burglary.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, yeah, you all are correct.

Speaker 18 (36:44):
And finally we have sweet sweet Kenneth Kenneth is thirty one.
He lives in a fantasy world where he was once
a teenage mutant Ninja turtle. We'll get into that, but
for anyone who wants him to cook for you, oh,
Kenny might be your.

Speaker 12 (36:59):
Per the guy, all right, me, Ken, you can just
tell me Kenny like Barby's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Here.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
Most of the time I spend in my uniform, and
I'm pretty good at throwing into stars.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Taught me himself.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I'm a pretty big deal with a shamp experience.

Speaker 12 (37:15):
I could cook and burrito any kind of flavor of
ramen you could ever imagine.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
I can even stump anyway.

Speaker 11 (37:25):
J So you like ramen and ninja turtles right my
splinter himself.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
He's talking about spread. He knows how to make, yes,
the burritos.

Speaker 11 (37:34):
But I like that he's taking credit for the flavors,
Like the flavors come in the package, just to know.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Like what's too much, what's too little? Might be crazy
to start combining them. Maybe it's like it's like a
surfing turf and the beef and the beef. No, it's
not just the items in the packet though, because you
also put yeahs yeah, so.

Speaker 18 (38:01):
You basically take a tortilla or are you like roll
out a piece of bread or whatever, and then you
just load it with ramen chips.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
It's discussed Michel years ago. At this point, I still
have the taste in my mouth, and it's been at
least five or six years that we that we were
making his prison stuff and it was a chef Menace.
It wasn't MENACE's cooking point.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
It was it wasn't too bad.

Speaker 18 (38:24):
Well, here's the thing. In a lot of the behind
the scenes shows of like Lockdown, they talked to the
camera crew and the camera crews like you got to
eat it if they say it, because otherwise you're insulting them.

Speaker 11 (38:36):
Oh no, what is Kenneth locked up for?

Speaker 16 (38:38):
It?

Speaker 13 (38:39):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
That's disrespect everybody?

Speaker 18 (38:42):
Once he locked up for possession of a controlled substance
with intent to deliver, prostitution and solicitation, or criminal contempt
of court with battery?

Speaker 11 (38:53):
Did he punch somebody in court?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Did he try to sell drugs?

Speaker 11 (38:56):
Or did he prostitute himself or solicit He's.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Too childlike for all that stuff. I'm gonna say the first.

Speaker 11 (39:01):
One, the possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Yeah, Okay, punch someone in court.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with three. I'm going with three.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Contempt of court, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
that one. I'm going number one.

Speaker 18 (39:15):
Little Kenneth and Master Splinter are locked up for possession
of a control.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Alright, so great job everyone, right, Yeah, he killed it.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
I hope we made a love connection today and godspeed,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Text just came in nine to three.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Hey, Morgan, I've been to prison, did nineteen years flat
for aggravated assault. Yes, I've been out ten years, but
I still can't. But I'm still kind of ripped. I
promise if you write me, I'll write you back.

Speaker 14 (39:45):
Oh money, I texted him back. I said, that's hot.
What's your address?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
All right?

Speaker 14 (39:50):
He sent it, so I'm gonna send him a letter.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
It's a letter, all right.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
So we have another new hour here.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
We're checking in on the after hours voicemails. And man,
I got a bunch of emails. Yeah, now, a ton
of emails. Let's see, we'll start with some of the
after hours voicemails. As you know, anytime after ten am
you can leave us a message eight seven seven forty
four until we hit the air the next morning. We

(40:22):
had a topic recently about reinventing yourself, Like, did you decide,
like what you were doing this wasn't for you anymore.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
You were forced, in some way, shape or form to
just change gears. What were you doing? What are you doing?
And what did you have to do in order to
make that happen? It wasn't worth it.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
We were asking all those questions while we got this
person who told us what happened in their situation.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
My name's Eric.

Speaker 19 (40:44):
I was a chef for over ten years, ended up
getting drunk one night cheating on my wife and figured
it was time for shape. So the last sixteen months
changed fields and an iron worker out and training to
do that, and I haven't had a drench and life

(41:05):
was good.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
There you go, So one drunken night cheats on his
wife changes everything up. I mean, to be fair, though,
it's not hard to not be a chef or to
be a chef.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
It's pretty straightforward.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
But you think everything's easy though, I mean, I would
say no, iron working takes a lot of skill.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
This one's following up from Sea bass teaching everybody about
push ups.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Okay, all right, here we.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Go Yeah, I'm just calling about the topic about push
ups and uh men's health, our health in general. None
of the listeners think that Sea Bass is like this
fit guy. He looks like a wine blown at lesbian.
So there's that.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well, yeah, so there's that didn't address the topic whatsoever. No,
I see, I don't know if that's the end. They
were like, uh, Morgan, when you go through these like,
was there was there more to that one?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Or we just that was it?

Speaker 11 (41:54):
He just there and that's that. Although I do have
a question about that. When you were gonna when you
did a push up in the studio, Sea Best, why
couldn't I film it?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
I know how you work?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
What does that mean? I mean, what does that mean?

Speaker 9 (42:09):
That was the I look, there are plenty of There
are plenty and plenty of from especially like military people,
Navy seals, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Videos of how to do push ups.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
When girl says, hey do this for me, do something
physical for me, that is to be used later against you.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
But if you're talking.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
About doing one push up and you say you know
how to do one properly, what would be.

Speaker 11 (42:30):
The showing us how to do a push up?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
See again, I know I know, mean girling when it
had when I see it, nobody you guys, this is
a girl thing.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
You were the ones sitting around talking about how.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
You do push up. I didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I said, well, I was about to ask what was
the purpose of taking that video when there are kinds.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Of other question? Good question.

Speaker 18 (42:48):
I would love to answer the question that you asked
me in a way that's informative. So Sea Bess gave
a speech about how to do a push up, and
he said what he didn't know how to do a
push up?

Speaker 11 (42:58):
And he was telling us the correct way to do
a push up. So I said, can you show us
a push up and I will video it. I was
going to give it to you to post, so you know,
for content like this is what is this is the
push up that Sebas was talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
That's the end of my trickery. Did you video any
of what these push ups?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Well?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Because I just I just dropped down and started doing that.

Speaker 11 (43:16):
Actually, yeah, but it wasn't like it wasn't that, it
wasn't that.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
You couldn't do whatever. I'm like, I don't know what
it is about push ups like, I don't I don't
really have a hard time yeah, I can't do with
push ups the way you would think. I would think
when all of a sudden you see a big, giant,
fat guy and they're like really fast.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
It can run run, You're like, wow, how did that?
I say, this guy on our Instagram. By the way,
there's a video that I saw yesterday.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
There's this guy, this big fat guy doing these like
dives off like a high dive diving board time thing,
and he's got really great form and this guy is huge.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
I am impressed when the giant fat guys can do
ballet really well. Look at this guy, Greg, watch this guy.
He's huge, right, and then watch his form?

Speaker 11 (43:54):
Nice.

Speaker 19 (43:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:55):
And by the way, this wasn't my like, oh, this
wasn't my crusade. This was a study that said, like,
at a certain age, this gender should be able to
do this many push ups. And I was just saying, boy,
that sounds like too many for you know, fifty it
was it a forty five year old woman.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Can, right?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I said, probably not.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I still don't understand, Like, what what bad you think
would have come from a video of like one push up?
I know?

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Anyway, this is that email from Michael Michael email at
the woodieshow dot com. Hey Woodie Show, I'm running you
from my hospital bed. I'm a podcast listener and wanted
to thank you for keeping me company as I recover
from surgery. I've been in the er doing a massive
kidney stone the size of a standard marble menace can
relate to that. Tuesday, doctors piped a laser down my

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shaft and blasted a stone in the smaller passable pieces
in there. And when I woke up from my lovely
propofile nap, Greg the nurse tease me for bleeding all
over the front of my gown, referring it to referring
to it as a quote peer. When I checked on
my little buddy, it had a string coming out.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Of it like a tamp.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Anyway, probably too much information, but I thought i'd share
because wieners are hilarious.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I love that is from Michael. Thank you, Michael.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Michael, your feeling does the in this case.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
I guess the catheter with a laser and it doesn't
tear you up to the point that you're bleeding in there.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Oh yeah, what do you wake up cracking? You wake
up and uh it's a river of blood. Yeah, boy,
and then I so what he's talking about is the
the Yeah, the catheter or sometimes the stint that's in there.
It looks like something's hanging out. And then I screamed,
and I beg them to take out the catheter. I'm like,

(45:38):
I'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Well, I have an email here from Brandy. Brandy is
the mom of the baby that we were judging. She
heard the feedback, Yeah, I loved it. Thanks so much
for putting my baby photos up. Your comments and the
ones on Instagram are too funny.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Gina is so right.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
She does get a little upset too easily. Her name
is Alana, name after her grandpa Alan. He's a foul
mouthed old man, so maybe she took on his personality.
Thanks again, guys, love your show. That is from Brandy.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
You Brandy, Brandy, that's the mom who sent her.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Photos in for that last round of judge my baby.
If that's all she took was a bad attitude, then
this is from.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Roy, who writes in hoy catching up on the podcast
both listening to Sammy's Iceland adventure and the person calling
in for the ask the ladies about why girlfriends become
friends with the person that you cheated on them with
and I thought i'd share my experience during the pandemic,
I had a lot of free time, but my wife didn't,
So I found adventure friends, mostly women. We did all

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sorts of things together, usually as a group, but sometimes
one on one, including camping. Can you imagine, Hey, so
I'm looking for stuff to do. I'm telling my wife
I'm gonna go camping with his broad.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Right.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
We did all sorts of things. I never cheated, but
I found that my wife had always add these other
women to her friend's circle soon after. Is this part
of the women jealousy thing? Also, if Sammy needs someone.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
To go with on a vacation, I'm down, but I
expect her to be I expect her to be having
shopping dates with my wife soon after. That is from Roy,
Thank you Roy.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
That makes sense because she wants to keep an eye
on these broads. That's why she's friendly.

Speaker 16 (47:23):
Keeping an eye on it though, because if you're friends
with the husband, why wouldn't you be friends with the wife.

Speaker 8 (47:27):
It makes sense to begin with.

Speaker 18 (47:29):
I think that's a good cover, But personally, I think
she's keeping an eye.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Iuse she wants to see all of her different photos
on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 18 (47:37):
I think they're both like, oh yeah, okay, you're our
friend now, but also as our friend.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
My wife would never go for it, would Mario go
for it?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I'm gonna show not you go for that menace? She
would not be.

Speaker 9 (47:53):
No, there's a separate layer with gay men because you
could have just a guy friend and if he happens
to be gay, doesn't that well now damn it. He
could be romantically.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I think it depends on who are two dudes going
camping together? Why not? Well the two guy whos would
they would?

Speaker 6 (48:12):
But of course, of course all my gay all my
k friends other than Greg, they're all hooking up with
each other.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Really yeah, if they're.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Like that, not like a big group of guy friends,
like just two straight dude friends they're gonna go camping together?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Oh yeah that of course. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I mean just asking who I don't camp as you
know we're going out there, rather go camping with you can?

Speaker 8 (48:37):
Else you can't.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
I think you like either go with a group of
friends before you go as a couple or a family,
just like two got to be three and three or
more romantic.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
I mean, if you can't find other people that can go.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I'm just throwing it out there, all right, Jacob writes
it email dot com.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Hello, what he showed peepe a couple of random questions
a while back Sea bass one on the Sho Show
or something where he missed a week I can't remember
if he talked about it whatsoever?

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Are we ever going to get the details on that
I missed a long weekend?

Speaker 9 (49:08):
And there may be in a signature involved and this
show may have already supposed to have been out, but
there may be legal problems.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
With this show. You still can't say anything about that.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Oh God, the NDA that I may or may not
have signed. Because there's a ton of people that have
been all out there. I didn't know if that like
that was all of a sudden like Nolan void, because there's.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
A ton of people who anonymously have been out there,
and there's some people who are anonymously suing these people,
and so I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Okay, that's sorry. Has there ever been a rebuttal from
anyone after they were put on blast during the Crossroads segment?

Speaker 5 (49:39):
You guys are awesome. That is from Jacob, Thank you
very much, Jacob. You every once in a while, everyone.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
The funniest ones are the ones that initially came in,
like through a text or something like that, and they,
of course they say, I never listening again.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Then you click on the history of their conversations with
us years. They've never gone anywhere. They've never gone promises.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
See.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
I got one more email from this from Joe who
rights and Hey, Woody show listening to a podcast. You're
talking about the chocolates at the vet?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
I sent Greg and Gina.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Well, I sent it to you because, like I'd mentioned
that I'd seen this before, but I finally the post
came up.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
In the feed. I'm like, oh, this is the one
I was talking about, So I sent it to you. No,
I wasn't trying to be evil. It's just that we
have mentioned it a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Day exactly.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Hey, what he show?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
I s to the podcast about the chocolates at the vet. Dude,
that got me so bad when I saw it. We
had to put our dog down last month. He was
thirteen years old and they had that jar in there
along with some beef treats. And you better believe that
he got his share of tears soaked Hershey's kisses. Anyway,
just wanted to share that sometimes tough guys can cry

(50:53):
like a bit and it's okay only sometimes, though very
rarely almost never. You know, I love you guys. You
make every single day better for me. I even saved
the Friday podcast to help get me through the weekends.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Also just have to mention this. At first, I really
missed that other chick who used to be on the show,
but I have come to really really love Gina. At
this point, I have to stop or remember that there
even used to be anybody else. Keep doing awesome stuff
that is from Joe.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Thank you, Joe.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 11 (51:23):
Would you like the actual word for word wording of
what's on top of the jar for the chocolate.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Okay, so what they do is that these some vets
offices they'll have like a jar of treats chocolate stuffing
dogs typically can't have. I guess this one also had
some beef treats. What's obvious they can have. Yeah, and
it's for when the owners are coming in to you know,
put them down.

Speaker 18 (51:42):
Says, this jar is reserved for our euthanasia appointments, because
no dogs should go to heaven without tasting chocolate.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
And that's sweet. I mean, it's so nice.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Okay, here's another one. Asia's left that part out. Here's
here much sweet one. They got her. She's a little her.
She's in there and it's labeled Goodbye Kisses in Menace.
You're right, it's a great photo to go like, Hey,
you know how you're just going about your day. Remember
these kisses that we give the dogs before we put

(52:17):
them down. I just wanted to send you this photo
take care.

Speaker 14 (52:21):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
The show.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Sure we do know somebody on the text that we
do know the guys first and last name. We could
run a background check on this guy that Morgan's considering going.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
To Commo with, Like, we've kind of done that.

Speaker 14 (52:40):
I just asked his last name a couple of days ago.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
That's right. I mean we know what he's told us
what he does for a living.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Yeah, and this other one on social media, Morgan just
a reminder they have yet to apprehend the big bird slasher.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Oh I haven't heard of that one.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I care for that.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
I was like to go.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
And Morgan is built like a big bird. She is tall.

Speaker 14 (53:05):
She don't make a girl feel good.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
It's worked on always.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Hey, that's a huge bitch, you know. After this he
a big bird, all right.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
So the other thing because she's yellow.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
So uh, the other thing that came up in this
Jesus Christ, Oh my god. Yeah, don't hold it against
Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
You didn't, right.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
The other thingman came up in that meeting when she
was like throwing, Oh hey, guys, you think I should
go on this trip with this dude. We made a
joke about Sea Bass being like signing up because he's
talked about going and becoming a substitute teacher.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Yeah, yeah, working with Were you at one point, you know,
do the Big Brother Big Sister program? Were you a
big brother?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Because Gina said I'd love to see SeaBASS is a
big brother?

Speaker 11 (53:59):
Did I say it like that, I would love to
see it?

Speaker 9 (54:02):
I know, I like, well, if you'd been around with
me before I moved to the Woody Show, you would have.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Had the opportunity.

Speaker 11 (54:06):
Oh no, I would love that.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Is it's a project? Or how did this even happen?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Exactly?

Speaker 9 (54:11):
But I believe the reason was this was a long
time ago that my friends right out of college, we
all lived together and hung out, and we had a
couple of like rental houses. We all kind of you know,
piled around in and all they would do all day
Saturday and all day Sunday is watch college football and
pro football, which I enjoyed that, but not eight hour,
nine hour chunks all weekend long. It's like, well, I

(54:32):
got to find something to do. And for whatever reason,
I meet moms. That's the first thing I thought. For
whatever reason, I just thought like big brothers big sisters
popped into my head. I forget why, like it just
I was like, oh, that'd be cool. And apparently they
are in dire need of big brother They are because
there's one thousand to one girls that want to be

(54:52):
big sisters.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Because girls are more caring and empathetic, and that's that's
just the way they are.

Speaker 9 (54:56):
But dudes like myself who are like have a back,
can passive background check, have references? Which they do, they
do ask for it. Funny, there's another background check I
have a problem passing. I'll tell you guys about unrelated
to this.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
And so I did that.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
I gave references, passed the background check, and I spent
a year plus I think, with a little boy named Pablo,
and he was in the program, not because he had
a single mom. But because his parents did not speak
English was their first language, and they exactly like they
they so like whenever I met with them, and like

(55:34):
the big brother Liaison, she was you know, bilingual or whatever.
And they just wanted Pablo to go and he was
nine at the time. They just wanted him to get
out and do American things. He went to school and
all that stuff and so on and so forth, but
they wanted him to kind of just kind of get
more out into.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
The cultured experience.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
And we would do I mean, I had free movie
tickets from the radio stations, so we'd go to you know,
whatever the whatever the go to, go to museums, you
know that sort of activity, you know, medieval times, sories
and stuff.

Speaker 11 (56:10):
So what the conversations would you have?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
And how old was the kid?

Speaker 11 (56:14):
Okay, so how what kind of conversations are you having?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
We were just talkingout we all go what guys do
is we talk about what we're doing?

Speaker 19 (56:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Yeah, so like hey what are you doing this week?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (56:21):
So like we were if like, hey, we're going to
this movie as we're talking about, if we're going to
this you know, science museum, that's we're talking about what's
happening there?

Speaker 4 (56:28):
But why why this particular thing? I honestly because it
seems so out of character for you. I honestly don't
looking for something to do or not. Yeah, exactly like
I didn learn archery. Yeah, I don't remember exactly.

Speaker 9 (56:40):
It was just it came across my feet because it
wasn't I don't know anybody who's ever done it before.
It was just a spur the the spur the whatever thing,
and I went through with it, and it was quite
rewarding me.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
I say, before or after you donated all your spurm.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
It was after okay, yeah, so that was.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
Maybe he was feeling a little father.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I want to see what the other side was like
oies aching.

Speaker 11 (57:04):
You kept in contact, you know, I thread that I had,
I dodn't didn't really keep in contact.

Speaker 9 (57:10):
And it's not like we anything bad happened at all.
It's just I just kind of like drifted watching your videos.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
And I even know.

Speaker 19 (57:18):
That.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
So it wasn't the thing that we're just trying to
meet moms and there's ways, side hustles, wayser ways to
hook I agree, But you also like the Project Challenge.
They're way more ethical waste.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
But seabeast is right though, so like our friends at
brew Haha Productions that put on music festivals, they always
have big Brother, Big Sister a tent out there at
all their festivals to try to get more people because
they need to. There's a.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Say this because in Greg will agree with me.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Society has demonized men so much so the devil that
I don't think I one even participate.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Because you don't know something.

Speaker 9 (58:02):
Well, we were getting texts the other day about like
how mall santas aren't allowed to have like in every
photo they take. They can't have their hands like behind
someone's shoulders because then someone might accuse them rightly Or
can you still.

Speaker 11 (58:14):
Sit on their lap? That's the whole point.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Maybe, I'm sure you can't.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
It's probably a little box sitting next to the.

Speaker 19 (58:22):
Right.

Speaker 9 (58:23):
Just stand in yeah again we so we're like we
the good guys out here, the sea basses of the world.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
We want to help.

Speaker 11 (58:29):
Well, you got to stand up in whatever that was.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
That must have been like, you know, before you get
a dog and walk through the park. That must have
been like the move like you know, so what do
you do with your time? Says well, you know, I'm
a big brotherhood.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
No twice, I took girls I was dating on is like,
not as like a boyfriend and as a date, but
like they wanted to hang out while we were doing
an activity.

Speaker 11 (58:50):
It's like, oh, absolutely, just to see that this kid
really existed.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
He gets more Woody Show next, We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
So we found that officially Sea Bass was a big
brother at one point, not by you know, blood, just
by big brother, big sister program.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
The kid's name Pablo. He was nine years old and
somebody on the text out of right, we need to
find Pablo.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I knowd where is he? He's definitely an adult. Now
where's Pablo? Do you remember last name?

Speaker 9 (59:25):
I don't, And I'm sure they have records. I don't
know if they are allowed maybe after they turn eight.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Team Yeah, excuse me, do you have any records on
this miner? I'm looking trying to.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
He said, no, no, no, it's not like that. I
was his big brother.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Savitoria.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Yeah, age, is it possible the Sea Bass is the
most caring Woody Show employee wonders a texture from the.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Three two three. I think it's not just possible, it's likely.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
You grat Sea Bass for being awesome, even though you
have an ugly car. Oh no, my old uh my
old Honda Cords dying. But I have a cyber truck now,
which is the ruliest car on the planet.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
According to the data looking at car crashes between twenty
seventeen and twenty twenty two, Tesla's I found this to
be surprising. Actually, they have the highest fatal crash rate
of any car brand in the United States. Kias or
second is that I believe Tesla is very surprising. But
you said not have that and then buick at number three?

Speaker 11 (01:00:13):
What those are built like tanks?

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
I thought I didn't think they still need I think
that with the way of Chrysler.

Speaker 17 (01:00:19):
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
It has to be because Tesla's are just so fast
and people are just going I don't know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Can't over the over the whole population.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
That can't be true, though, So do you think of
maybe Sea Bass is what we see is the act
and the real Sea Bass is maybe like because he's
you know, she center.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't think. I don't think
we'll ever know. I don't know. Yeah, it's it's get
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
But if he was truly as callous and uncaring and
everything else that he portrays or likes to, you know,
pretend that he is. He wouldn't be able to hang
for more than like I think one get together with
a big brother big sister.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:01:01):
Well, and again, callous and uncaring is what you guys
are projecting on me. I'm just factual and matter of
factly and scientific and smart, exactly right and muscular, not
a not a motion headed idiot like some certain people
like who the rest of the population, certain everyone.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
Else, everybody's ruler by now I don't get it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:24):
Yeah, well that's because unfortunately, and and rule on Musk
knows this as well, is that you know, the the
rest of the people out there are dumb and they
don't understand the logic that you have, so they they
demonize you, and they come at you with your pitchforks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Right, I'm here, I'm here for your benefit.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
They did do that too, like the actual Tesla, I.

Speaker 9 (01:01:46):
Mean galile Yeah, Tesla, the actual Tesla galle Tesla Galileo
was killed by the church because just for saying, hey, guys, this,
I'm noticing some facts about the solar system.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
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Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
I'm a longtime podcast listener and a new listener of
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Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
By the way, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Listen to you guys since twenty fifteen. I'm a hockey fan.
And there's a guy on the Ducks named Troy Terry.
Terry Terry, and that's what he's writing about. He says
thanks to you guys every time he touches the puck.
I can't help but say Terry in my head and loud.
My problem is I can't find the clip to show
my girlfriend. She thinks I'm nuts. Can you guys humor

(01:03:07):
me and give us fans a recap real quick, so
I don't sound.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Like an idiot. Well, yeah, here you go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Terry.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
So there's this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
He was on in Seattle for a number of years
and he called himself the Tea Man, and his name
wasn't Terry, but he had a woman on the show.
Her name was Terry, and you could pick any two
minute segment from his show and he would say Terry
a hundred times and if it wasn't Terry, it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Was So it was like a parody of somebody doing
a radio host.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
So we used to do that every once in a
while because he started competing against us and he would
talk all this smack and so we would just all right,
well here's another two minutes of random team man, and
we would cut out everything from that two minutes except
for the Terry's and the m mm. And this is
what we were left out of two minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, ter Terry, Terry Terry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Anyway, side note, I wish I could have ran into
you guys, the BUCkies and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Detton, Uh if it's so cool?

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
My Power Rankings, Woody Sea, Bass, Greg Gina Menace, Sammy
Love You Baby, that's Nick and Providence Village, Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
You can send us an email email at woodeshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Alright, well, if you would like to play our dumb
ass contest, we got a chance for you to win.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number. Call
now eight seven seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Much like our Craigslist prices, right, game, it's working the
exact same, except it's not items from craigslist.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Morgan said, it's a very strange thing. Okay, when you
try to go on the dark web and find find
these items people talk about dark web. I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Where you would go.

Speaker 18 (01:05:07):
You can't like see best. You might be able to
explain it, but it's like you have to have certain
like routing. I mean, you can't just go on it
on our laptops.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Right, it's a couple of steps, but it's not impossible. Yeah, Like,
I mean it's done it it's dark web dot com. Great, No,
I have seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Yeah, but like so Morgan goes and she finds these things.

Speaker 14 (01:05:27):
Yeah, I feel little dirty doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Yeah you know. Well also like are you being tracked
right right?

Speaker 14 (01:05:32):
Well, I'm doing it on work computers.

Speaker 11 (01:05:34):
Yeah, you're definitely on a watch list.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
All right, So the way this is working, you call
in eight seven seven forty four Wooding, We'll grab a contest,
and I'll tell you about one of the items is
being sold on the dark web, and then I'll ask
somebody here in the studio to give me a bit
how much they think it's being sold for. And then
you on the phone just has to guess is the
actual dark web price higher or lower than the bid
that was given here in the studio, And if you

(01:05:58):
can do that, you will be the winner here on
the dark web price is right. Let's go to our
first contest and let's go to uh, Mitch Hey, good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Morning there, Mitch bitch Hey, good morning, good morning. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
So the first item dark web item, it's a counterfeit
gold bar. Oh okay, it says perth mint twenty gram
counterfeit gold bar in a black case, ships worldwide and here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Very gold twenty grams is tiny.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
It's supposed to look like absolutely like real bar that
they're selling, like if any machines are like a.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Costco and something like that. So it's for you to
resell it and yeah, somebody else over all, right, so uh,
menace you seem to know a lot about this. Let's
get a bid from you. How much do you think
for this counterfeit twenty gram counterfeit gold bar so that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Bar at Costco they would probably stuff for like two
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
I would say that is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
One one hundred dollars. All right, Mitch. Do you think
the actual dark web price is higher or lower than
one hundred dollars? Definitely higher, definitely higher. It definitely is
eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Alright, alright, alright.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
You are a winner, Mitch. Congratulations, Hang on one second,
appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Let's go to
uh Nika, Hey, good morning, Nika.

Speaker 11 (01:07:33):
Hi, what's wood show?

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
All right, So these are items that are being sold
on the dark web. Man who would be the best
for this? Great? Probably no, because he's not a he's
not a drug guide. He's done a lot of ecstasy. Yeah,
he's done. Anybody here, mdma, mdma.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
We've all done it. I don't think I know what
it is is that known as the party Druggy. He's
gonna be alright, done it right, We'll go to Genus.
She's gonna lit up the moment. Rug addict yeah, that's
all right. So here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
This is crystal M D M A rocks one gram
of them, oh god, and again known as the party drug.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Much higher quote purity compared to the pill form they say,
here's it's not a counter looks like those rock candy.

Speaker 11 (01:08:24):
Rock candy swizzle things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yeah, how much that? Do you take? My question?

Speaker 11 (01:08:29):
That's a good question.

Speaker 18 (01:08:31):
This is anything I've ever done has just been handed
to me. So I don't know the pricing of anything.
I mean, it looks significant. Uh five hundo, five hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Na, do you think the actual dark web price is
higher or lower on these crystal M d M A rocks?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
How much is it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
One gram?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Five hundred?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Lower? Oh, it's much lower. It's a bargain at only
twenty three dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:09:05):
Damn Nika, Thank god you didn't know drug.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, all right, Nica, hang on one second. We'll get
all of your information. Congratulations. Let's go to Rebecca. Hey,
good morning, Rebecca, Good morning lud show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
All right, so this is the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Dark web price is right, let's see. Let me get
the next item up here. Man, there's a lot of
drug stuff, all right, here we go, let's go with
Greg just for funrap it's a social Security number with
a credit score above seven fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Oh sweet?

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
So wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
All right, So says you can establish a.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Triple a credit rating in just thirty days with this
fresh social Security number. You can use this SS number
to get bank loans, buy a house, get a high
credit limit credit card, and more. It is the method
I use to create my bulletproof new identity bullet So
they asked for when you get a house. So that's
your number.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
That's all. That's all. How anything else?

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
How much for the social Security number with a credit
score above seven fifty?

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
They even have the real Yeah, yeah, my mom, three
one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Three hundred and fifty dollars, Rebecca, do you think the
actual dark Web price is higher or lower than three fifty?

Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
Um?

Speaker 11 (01:10:29):
Those are pretty sot after if it's a bulletproof, So
I'm going to go.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Higher higher, And Greg's bid was pretty damn good. Really
it's two hundred and fifty eight dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
It is lower. Yeah, but thank you, Rebecca, We appreciate you.
Listen to Woodes show, have yourself a great day, Thank
you too, guys, Thank.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Hi name Let's go to Austin. Hey, good morning, Austin,
good morning. We're playing the dark Web. Price is right,
next item up forbid. Let's go to Sea Bass on
this one. All right, it's a realistic silicone mask. Oh,
I've been looking for something like this acture. See is

(01:11:13):
why I thought you might be good for it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
It says, the most realistic silicone masks on the market,
movie quality product, the most comfortable, seamless and realistic eye
holes even from up close.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
See that's what the movement is. Amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Comfort and look are at another level. Yeah, noise mission impossible.
So this is obviously for scamming sky.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
All right. So here, let me get this.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
This is what it looks like. Yeah, really good. So
it it even goes down below the neck like the
upper chest under a shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Those are good.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Oh wow, that's it's just like a ball dude with
gray eyeb asks unless you sweat in those things.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Yeah, says it's comfortable. It's weird all day. I will
go with I'm gonna go in the two hundred dollars range,
but I'll say one to be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
One nine, Austin, do you think the actual dark web
price is higher or lower?

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
I gotta go lower, lower the tire. What would your
big bit?

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
I mean, that's pretty nice. Then again, I don't know
what drugs cost.

Speaker 18 (01:12:10):
I'm going to say what a square I know, I'm
gonna say seven fifty it's really nice.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Oh it's lower than seven fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Fifty, guys, movie quality figure?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
You guys?

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Are you guys are all wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Six thousand dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:12:32):
It's really nice.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Sorry about that, Austin, but we appreciate listening to wood show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
You're pretty stupid, Austins.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
It's like Jays it is. It's very believable, like bad
Grandpa sort of looking at the right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
This next one, let's get another h let's get another
contestinaty say how to Jacob? Hey, good morning, Jacob, how
are you wait?

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Good morning? I'm doing great.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
We're doing great?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
So this is the dark web prices, right, These are
things that are actually being sold on the dark Web.
And I'm gonna ask somebody here in the studio to
give me a bit on it. You just tell me
is a higher or lower the actual price on the
dark Web? And uh, I'll give you a choice here Jacob,
would you like to go with another counterfeit or another
drug offering?

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I got a little more experience with the drug offering
drug effering.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Yeah yeah, brother, All right, what do you know more
about meth or LSD?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Oh not to go LSD on LSD?

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Let's go with Sammy, who knows a lot about drugs.
Oh yeah, it's ten hits of LSD. Okay, it says,
ten hits of clean and real LSD lab tested.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Okay, it's good ships from Canada to anywhere in the world.
How much for ten hits of LSD salmon and LSD
is acid?

Speaker 13 (01:13:45):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:13:46):
Yes, okay, for ten hits of acid, I'll say.

Speaker 19 (01:13:54):
Good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Guess two, what do you know? You said you did
a lot of prices of drugs? Yeah, handed, alright, So Jacob,
do you think the actual dark Web price is higher?
Lower than two hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Man? Does that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Does that include shipping.

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
From another country?

Speaker 19 (01:14:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
It does, actually says free shipping.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Oh nice, free shipping man. That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Guys, Sammy, ummm, since it's international, I'm gonna say higher.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Higher. Actual Craigslist price seventy four dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:14:28):
Wow, giving this stuff away these days.

Speaker 13 (01:14:31):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
All right, Jacob, thank you for the call. Appreciate listening
the Woody Show. Let's get uh, let's get one more.
Let's go to how about will Hey? Good morning will?

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
How are you will?

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Well hey, good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
All morning?

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
All right, So let's see we'll ask you the same thing.
Would you like to go counterfeiting or drugs? We gotta
go drugs, right, drugs again, drugs?

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
This is for let's see menace, yes high. One thousand
grams of great fire crystal myth one thousand grams of great.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Fire myth with free express shipping, comes with one thousand
grams of ice shards.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Whoever the hell that is. Let me this is the
picture that's breaking bad.

Speaker 11 (01:15:21):
But it's clear stuff they sold to Tucco exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Shards to look like that they would break it up.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Come on, let's give them one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
I'm going two thousand dollars, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Two thousand bucks? Will Do you think the actual dark
web price is higher or lower?

Speaker 19 (01:15:44):
I mean people that smoke meth aren't packing two grand, right,
I gotta go lower.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Actual dark web price for one thousand gram of great
fire crystal meth ice shards nine thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
It's a thousand grams ship. Yeah all right, well thanks
for the call, man, I appreciate listening to show. Yeah,
you'll take care, all right, Yeah, bye bye, all right.
I thought it'd be like one hundred thousand, like Breaking
Bad made it seem like it was millions so much.

(01:16:23):
A thousand grams is over two pounds?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
What's that isn't a thousand two pounds? It's a helo
gram that's a lot o know how to pronounce this name?

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Kittus?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Ketus? Kittus? What kind of name is that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
It's what?

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
Ethiopium?

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Great food?

Speaker 19 (01:16:44):
Love it?

Speaker 12 (01:16:44):
All right, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
All right, Well here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Let's let's go with this one. We will go with
how about Gregry Noise Forcedale in the dark web? Lifetime
Netflix account excellent?

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
He fully paid Netflix account with a lifetime warranty paid
for with stolen credit cards. It's a lower risk compared
to buying the stolen credit cards directly, That's what it
says on there my crime, low risk. There you go
and just has a picture of the Netflix logo. I
read you the ad. How much do you think they're
on the dark web offering up a lifetime Netflix account

(01:17:19):
for it guaranteed.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Let's say two hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Two hundred bucks A sorry, so Kittus, what do you think?
Do you think it's higher or lower than two hundred bucks?
I'll go higher higher actual dark Web price one dollar
one dollar.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
I don't get it. I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Yeah, I don't know how they do it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Dollar.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
I don't know how about the price can't be Remember.

Speaker 11 (01:17:46):
They give that same Netflix account to a million diferent people.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Yeah, all right, Kittis, thank you for the call. Appreciated.
Listen to what is show and that's how you play. Wow,
the dark Web price is right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
This is the Woody show texts over.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
To two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
This one says, Hey, Greg, I got a brand new
o Zepic shot one month's supply. I'll trade you for
some Woodies. Show merged that you would have to pick
it up because it has to be in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
While no sort of true. Yeah, you could take it
out of the fridge, it has to remain at a
certain like you can't get it over a certain temperature.
But once those shots are out of the fridge, you
have to leave them out. You have to leave them out. Wait,
and you have like twenty days to use and wait,
why Yeah, you just can't put them back. You can't
put them back in the fridge.

Speaker 8 (01:18:37):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Yeah, you go to a pharmacy like you do Gina
to pick it up and then it should be fine
on the drive.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
Yeah, I use freezer packs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
I do.

Speaker 18 (01:18:47):
But my husband gave me a shot because I don't
do that to myself, and then he left the other one.

Speaker 11 (01:18:54):
Out for a few hours and I was like hello,
and I threw it back in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Yeah, I'm not supposed to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Why No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
I'll make the rules, Like that's just how that stuff works.
I don't I don't know if it just makes it
unstable or hell yeah. Yeah, Like, but once it's out,
you're supposed to leave it out. Let's say I'm the packaging, Like,
once it's out of the refrigerator, you forget to put
it back.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
You have like twenty eight days.

Speaker 11 (01:19:12):
Wait, I don't have packaging.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Well, because I looked at it because I was bringing
you know, one of the uh you know, one of
the zip bound things on a trip that I was
going on. So I was gonna be playing and the
whole thing, and so yeah, yeah, I just left it out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
What's the point of ever putting it in the right
I don't know Gina good questions.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
This one says I've been violating at least ninety percent
of Gina's contamination rules. I just wanted to wish good
luck to all my relatives because I'll be doing everything
all over.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Again this week.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Hell yeah, uh, where's the that's other email that we got.
Matthew sends us an email email to wieshow dot com.
I am absolutely disgusted by your morning show. There is
a host named Gina and an atrociously named segment called
the smart Ass Game where she got an answer wrong
and had to be bleeped out Oh I did, yeah,

(01:20:07):
oh yeah. She should know that her demeanor is inappropriate.
Language town acceptable on the radio. There are children, civilized
beings that listen to radio. You shall all be ashamed
of yourself. I demand that the host be reprimanded, hopefully fired.
I'm completely bsing you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
So they were kidding, Okay, I thought Greg was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
I love the show and Gina.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
It's hilarious to me how uncomfortable she makes Sea Bass
knowing there's a fellow mensa genius on the show with
you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Seriously, though, the show is awesome and I've been listening
for years. Quick power ranking has to be Woody, Greg Menace, Sammy, Gina, Morgan,
everyone else than Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
That is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
That is for Matt.

Speaker 11 (01:20:44):
Thank you, Matt, Thank you, Matt, thank you for not
calling for my removal.

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
Yeah, that's the close one. He almost got fired.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Almost.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Yeah, we got another email here. This is from uh
Patrick Patrick. This is about your trip Morgan. By the way,
Morgan's Stranger Trip. Catching up on the podcast what he
said Morgan shouldn't go on the Mexico trip due to
safety reasons. Does that mean that he's finally on team
rather be with a bear. If you were on team Man,

(01:21:13):
then he wouldn't give the guy the benefit of the doubt.
That is not a great point, no, because these are
two separate things. Like it's not like you all right,
so you go.

Speaker 14 (01:21:23):
The people that don't want me to go are like
thinking that he's going to murder me and all these things,
and it's like, okay, well, the chances are he's just
a normal person.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
You don't put yourself in a situation. See, is the
point right, Like, at least like if you're in a
danger situation in the woods and it's just a random guy,
not that it's not a random guy who reached out
to you through social media on DM and said, hey,
I want to go out in.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
The woods, and that in that case, I might choose the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Bear you left out they met in person.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Who's this psycho? Correct, who's this psycho who just wants
to go out in the woods?

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
This was a person who you know, reached out to
her or whatever, some random person. And it's not even
the like they've been seeing each other for a minute.
It's a first date essentially, Yeah, to go on this
first date, to go on this trip to Mexico.

Speaker 18 (01:22:13):
So you're saying it's two sides of the same coin.
In in Morgan's case because he reached out already, she's good.
But in the woods, you don't want to go with
somebody who reached out and said, do you want to
go to the woods with me?

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Because in the woods, it's a completely random situation. We're
talking about a random guy. Could be he could just
be a literally anybody, yeah, right, like nobody who's even
had you know, any kind of like an eyeball on you,
or just a complete random stranger. At least in that situation,
you can communicate with that person and go like, hey,
I'm just walking through here, Oh got yeah, Okay, the

(01:22:46):
bear is gonna be like, oh you're close to my
cubs or and now I'm gonna mall you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
But right men rightly points out they have met. Yes,
it wasn't just a DM.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Yeah, but that's just they met at a Woody show.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
And do you remember meeting him?

Speaker 14 (01:23:01):
No, I don't remember meeting pretty much everyone I met there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
But then this guy, who his family and friends would
know he's going on this trip, is just going to
murder somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Look, I'm not saying she's gonna get murdered or raped
or anything like that.

Speaker 14 (01:23:18):
You are going to find out I'm going. Yeah, I'm going.
You're officially going screw everybody. I'm going, Oh yeah, got
to live my life and do what I want.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
You're asking for an opinion, in my opinion would be
don't go. But if you are deciding to go, I
will support you.

Speaker 14 (01:23:34):
Yeah, I'm going.

Speaker 18 (01:23:35):
Can I ask a couple of favors, one being the
most important. My girlfriends and I used to do this
all the time when we are hoeing around. Can you
have him send a picture of his driver's license and
send it to me?

Speaker 19 (01:23:48):
Please?

Speaker 11 (01:23:50):
I'm not kidding. I am not safety first.

Speaker 8 (01:23:53):
Listen, you're good.

Speaker 14 (01:23:54):
Mom didn't even ask. I am asking, by the way,
my mom is team go on.

Speaker 11 (01:23:58):
Yes, I just want to copy of his driver's license.

Speaker 8 (01:24:01):
We need documentations.

Speaker 14 (01:24:04):
I mean, yeah, I came. I came from her.

Speaker 18 (01:24:07):
If you if you disappear, you don't come back. We're
gonna need more than just knowing his first name. I
need a driver's license.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
I can't make one of those.

Speaker 14 (01:24:15):
If I disappear, y'all are really going to come find me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Out there?

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
We will find him care I'm not going to That's
a great point. Do you realise, like what great content
that would be for the show? People love crime stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Will find you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
We would be the epicenter of a true crime case. Exactly, Morgan,
do you think I'm going to turn down a trip
to Cabo. I'm going to go there sleuthing mission. We'll
find you some and Gina, I don't want to argue,
because you know 'tis the season. But why would this
grown man feel obligated to a bide by your rule

(01:24:54):
of sending you his drives.

Speaker 18 (01:24:57):
He's he's doing a kindness to the girl he's taking
to another country.

Speaker 8 (01:25:04):
It's because he has nothing to hide, So why not?

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
So, Gina or Sammy, if you had told your mom
that you were considering this, what would their reaction be?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:25:12):
No, I consider doing this a million times back when
I was way more fun, and I would have never told.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
My I'm saying if you did, she would not go
for you.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Only tell him after the fact.

Speaker 11 (01:25:23):
Yeah, I would. She would be she would be apoplectic
and she'd bolt me, like bolt my door shut in
my house.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Taxt year three one seven says I wish I had
a vagina so I could have a guy pay for
my trips doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
It's so hard? You're an attractive woman. Life is just torture.
You got a payment source right in your pants. I mean,
think about those drinks are going to have to pay for? Morgan?
Oh wait, the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Here's some feedback on the Raccoon News. Coyote coyote, Sorry,
coyote News. This one says no to coyote news. Stick
with raccoon News. Oh no, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
This one says yes on coyote news. Also, Morgan is
hot afo. This one says, I'm a wildlife biologist, and
I say no to coyote news because ninety nine percent
of it is going to be negative against coyotes.

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
Well, I had a story about how a coyote was
eating a duck, a delicious duck, in front of a
Walmart in Florida, And yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:26:36):
I think what he's saying is coyote is probably control
rodent population very well.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Eight three one says wouldn't mind the coyote news bit
if discussed events where coyotes are.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Dead too, Dallas, they're shooting them up.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Also, like if somebody's dog got taken by a coyote,
you could see where they wouldn't be so psyched.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
I liked coyote news, but it'd be better if you
mixed in all the rodent animal stories into one bit. Raccoons, coyote, moose, gators.
But what we call it, let's see not on nine
says a coyote helped my uncle and his homies get
into the country and that got.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Zero news coverage.

Speaker 9 (01:27:12):
I definitely saw, Yeah, that's what happened to people being
like taped inside of trucks.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
All right, I saw that. I was looking for other coyotews.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
I love coyote news. I live in Dallas and I
always see them around my apartment complex.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Oh well, five eighty six.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
I don't know why they say it's so crazy to
see a coyote during the day. They come out looking
for food at any time. I love the coyote news.
We have so many by me. I love hearing them yip,
and I just don't like it when they're in my
yard or pop out in front of me when I'm
walking my dog. But they're so cute though, ok uh,
no dog pass on the coyote News. This one says,

(01:27:48):
I'm going to go no on the coyote News. Bring
raccoons back.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
We could do both.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Does a good job, though, menace with the song No,
but only because coyotes don't do cute or funny things
like raccoons do.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
Here's one says, yes, but ditch the theme song. I mean,
so it's kind of all over the place, but overall
it's it's positive. Yeah, overall, it's positive.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Work better. It was just a concept, right, yeah, a
proof of concept, right. I think we can add some
little sounders tank with this.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Yeah, and for those reasons, Yeah, I'm out eight seven
seven forty four what he sent us a text over
to two to nine eight seven show back in

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
A few back in a few