FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 24th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question is advised the Woody Showing.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Oiler
All right, well, uh see, looking at my calendar and
it says that today, guys, is October the twenty fourth.
I'm gonna follow my finger up to the top. It's

(00:58):
right after the tea and right before the s Oh
you know what that means. It means that today is Friday.
Talking about it? Oh yeah, Friday, Rick Rude? Alrighty? Whatdy?

(01:19):
That is Greg Gory our birthday month? Boy, Menace is here?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Woody?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Happy Friday mess? We got Gina Sea Masses here, we
got Sammy Morgan's here, Vonna is here, we got Bored,
we got Menji and you are here. We're all together.
It's Friday. Let's get through it. Welcome to the Woody Show.

(01:46):
Well now it's official. It's Friday. Welcome to it, Woody,
Greg Minas, Gina, Sammy Sea bat looks. The gang's all here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What look.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
We're looking to get through it as quickly as we
can too. As you are. I got some weird crime
news for you. Weird crime. A weird crime story where
this family and Indiana, they came home and they found
some strange dude. It basically moved in while they were
on vacation. He had made himself right at home. He
was eating pizza rolls, he was taking naps, even feeding

(02:20):
the family dog. Yeah, that's not all. He also pooped
in a decorative container, despite their being numerous, by the way,
perfectly good bathrooms in this house. So they confronted him.
He offered them a hundred bucks to let him go.
They politely denied that request, and then they held him
there at gunpoint until the cops could show up and

(02:41):
take him to jail.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You imagine how scary that would be.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, like, dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
But also like, thanks for feeding the dog.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
We appreciate it, Yeah, just we don't appreciate you crapping
in our decorative tin.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, and eating all our pizza rolls. Yeah. Right. Weird crime.
A woman in New Orleans stole an ambulance and she
took it for a joy ride. But when she stole
it to amts and a patient, we're still inside.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
No, no, when.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
The ambulance was finally recovered by the police, the e
MTS and the patient still in there. They'd be taken
to the hospital for injuries they got during that joy ride.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's so weird you bring that up. I've been obsessing
about this for some weird reason. Ambulances when they're in
the back, can they do injections and IV Yeah? I mean,
have you ever been in the back of the van.
It's so hard to even take a sip of a
drink in a moving vehicle. I have Are they doing injection? Dude?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I have been a patient in the back of an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Isn't it just rocking around and bumping up and down.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's not that bad, isn't it rocking around.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Bumping up and down and swerving andocks.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
They're more heavy than Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It just seems to me like giving an IV or
something would be impossible.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Did you get an IV IDEA?

Speaker 9 (03:56):
Yeah? What were you in for?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
So I I went and got my visectomy right, and
then I went to because I'd gotten to work that morning.
So I woke up, you know whatever, it was one
thirty two o'clock in the morning, went to work, went
directly from work, to the visectomy. Left the visectomy, went
stopped and picked up whatever, you know, prescription, anbiotic, whatever
they're trying to you know, have me take for the
next week. Stopped and pick up some lunch on the

(04:21):
way home because I hadn't been able to eat beforehand.
Got home, walked into the house and I was going
to go to work that night. I had an event
that night, and so my wife's like, are you crazy.
She didn't want me to go to work that day.
She didn't want me to going to ben because it
just relaxed.

Speaker 10 (04:32):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Please.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Anyway, so I walked into the house and I put
the prescription on the on the counter on the kitchen
island or whatever. I grabbed whatever. The first pill was.
All I remember is putting it in my mouth, taking
the water or whatever I had, putting my head back
to drink the and I was out. I woke up
on the floor. Now, my my mother in law had
been watching my son was the only child we had

(04:54):
that time, but he was a little baby, and my
mother in law we call her anti frail because she's
like thirty five pounds oaking wet, and she's hovered over
me going wink up, wake up like, and she's like
kind of smacking me. Wait wake up, oh wow, And
I'm like wait what. I'm on the floor of my kitchen.
My wife is on the phone with nine to one one. Anyway,
so the ambulance comes. They they checked me out. They

(05:17):
said my blood pressure was super low and so therefore,
like you know, we can't just leave you here, so
we have to bring you. So there I am after
my vasectomy. I'm they're taking and by the way, I
couldn't even walk to the ambulance. They would allow it.
So they put me on the stupid thing, bring me
out of my own house and put me into the ambulance. Wow,

(05:38):
first time in history. After me no, because they said,
and the reason is because there's so many nerve endings
down there. It's a very highly concentrate they of nerve
endings that it already messes with your system and your
blood pressure and every There is the fact that I
was number one, uh, overly tired because I didn't get
much sleep the night before because I was, you know,
freaking out, even though it was super easy. I'd gone

(05:59):
to work, I didn't do all this. I wasn't drinking fluis.
I was dehydrated, which is why they gave me the
IVY in the back of the ambulance going to an event.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Going to an event, put the IVY in you while
the ambulance was in motion.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, they do that.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I guess I'm just so ignorant to it because I've
never been in an ambulance. Now it seems I would
be rocking around.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And remember that now we didn't get to put the
lights on and go through all the intersections week because
there was no real emergency. It was more it was precaution. Yeah,
but then we as man of course, and it took
just forever. It took hours for them to tell me
that everything is fine, and then I went home. I
did not go to the event that that night. Week.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, you guys to be rolled into a movie A little.

Speaker 11 (06:39):
Side topic of something.

Speaker 12 (06:40):
You mentioned your son was the only kid you had,
so you got your vasectomy.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
No, no, no, no, okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
I was like, what, I just assumed.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
My daughter was the baby. My daughter was the baby,
just because I made the appointment for that viseectomy when
my daughter had just been bored. My wife was still
in the hospital. I made the appointment I did. I
wanted That's what I wanted to do, And she wanted
to wait until the baby was actually here, And I said,
but look, if this baby comes out weird or you know, wrong,

(07:14):
or you know whatever, it is, like, I'm not going
to do it again until we get another, you know,
healthy one. Yeah, that's just God telling me that. Uh,
you know, maybe I should have stopped at one. We're good. Yeah,
that's how I felt about it. You know, you might
feel differently.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Where were we? Oh, weird crume, weird crumb? In Memphis,
some idiot got into it with the cashier at a
Circle K convenience store because they wouldn't sell him a beer.
So to get even, he grabbed a whole display at chips.
He put them in his car, and he drove off
while the cashier was distracted. A different customer noticed this

(07:52):
guy had dropped two bags of chips outside, so he
picked them up and started eating them. Police found them
with the crumbs on his face secure heredy foot that
showed what happened, and he's facing a charge of theft
of property as well. This was the one guy who's
just pissed.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
And took about because he found him on the ground.

Speaker 13 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, there's that.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Weird crime. I'll give you one more weird crime news.
This thirty six year old guy in Miami. He ripped
off a farm back in December of last year and
then returned to the scene of the crime to do
some more thieving. But this time the cops they were
able to get there in time to see him, but
he got away and has stolen fifty three foot refrigerated

(08:33):
semi carrying ten pallets of poultry valued at one hundred
and forty thousand dollars. And he didn't steal the truck
from the farm, he had stolen it earlier and he
drove it there. Ok, it's very strange. So he led
police officers on the chase, at one point driving the
wrong way down a road right toward a cop car.
The article had a little fun with the fact that

(08:54):
he was quote playing chicken with a poultry truck. He
eventually crashed the truck into a fence at another farm
and that's when they got him under arrest. There's some
weird weird you were name of twice.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, an ambulance, an ambulance.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
The first time was when I was on my way
to be a bridesmad maid in a friend's wedding in Kansas,
and a girl on the highway sort of jerked her
car into mine. I jerked away from her hit the median.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Rolled the car. Wow.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
And I remember it perfectly. It was like it was
happening in slow motion. And an ambulance came in and
grabbed me, and I mean they gave me advillain. I
was in the wedding that night, absolutely. And then the
second time was a couple of years ago. I was
coughing so much. I just couldn't get over this cold
or whatever it was. I just couldn't stop coughing, to
the point where I had what's called a loringo spasm

(09:50):
and my throat closed up so I couldn't breathe.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
So my husband was in the other room and.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
I was literally I just started clapping as hard as
I can so he would come.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
He's liked, what's going on.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
I was like putting up like a phone, just like
call called, and I couldn't no air.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Did you say, conscience?

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Conscience, cautious, cautiousous, because it would relax after you know,
like ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh god, oh god. And so they got there and.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
They're like, you're fine. I was like, okay, I don't
think I'm fine. I started coughing, closed up again. They're
like that, come with us to the ambulance. I got
right in the ambulance. Yeah, all right, ringo spasms.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I have a question.

Speaker 12 (10:33):
When you rolled your car, did you get out yourself,
just to be like helped out that they drug you out?

Speaker 11 (10:38):
Someone else called the ambulance, Yes, drug you out.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
And the EMTs in the Midwest, what I remember that
they were super good.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
And then you went to the wedding, Yeah, that night.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
And just to be sure, they probably did the whole
thing where they cut your clothes off of you.

Speaker 11 (10:55):
Yeah, I was like, don't you need to cut.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
My clothes off before her This is before her breast reduction.
So she was probably saved by her own airbag.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
That's exactly right. Yeah, car was crushed. The only thing
that wasn't crush was me and the bridesmaid dress.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Well, all right, all right, well we're gonna take a
quick break. More Woodies Show is next. Hang on the
Witty Show. We'll be right, We'll be right, We'll be
right back. What's up? Woodies Show Podcast listeners it's menace.

Speaker 13 (11:21):
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and so much more again this Saturday, October twenty fifth.
In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 14 (11:43):
It is the Woodie Show, so we tell you all
the time all these different ways you can be part
of the show, calling in, texting, in after hours, voicemails
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Speaker 3 (11:53):
Forty four Woody is uh that number?

Speaker 8 (11:57):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Email email at the Woodieshow dot com. We get a
lot of emails like this one from from Jeff, who
writes in show.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I was listening to Tuesday's podcast and during the taste drive,
Gina mentioned the only way she eats cottage cheese is
with potato chips, and that was thanks to her dad.
I thought I was on chips and cottage cheese island
all by myself, but hearing that, my hearing that my
dad and Gina's dad did the same thing, makes me
feel a little less alone in this world. Okay, I've
never heard or seen anyone else do this, but my god,

(12:30):
is it good. A little salt and pepper on the
cottage cheese and the chip is perfect, the perfect vessel,
no utensils needed, get in my mouth sucking. That is
from Jeff, like you, Jeff, Yeah, your shocker.

Speaker 13 (12:44):
Here a lot of people talking about Dorito's and cottage cheese.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
And I've never never heard that, and.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
It sounds amazing.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
It sounds pretty good. But yeah, those were born in you.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Never heard any chip with cottage cheese.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Really.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Patrick sends us an email email to what is subject
thank you? It says, hoy Woodie Show.

Speaker 10 (13:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I just wanted to say thank you and tell you
guys how much I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I started listening to the show about three years ago.
I haven't missed a show since I listened to the podcast.
I'm away home from work every day off and find
myself rewanting it at certain times to hear a joke
again or something because it made me laugh. But the
reason I want to say thank you is because about
two months ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer and
her liver and they gave her about ten years, but

(13:27):
then within a month, it spread to her lymph nodes
and her bones, and after that they gave her five
years max. So after hearing that and dealing with all
that was going on, it's hard. But every day I
look forward to hearing the show and it kind of
makes me forget every once in a while. So I
just wanted to thank you and tell you how much
I appreciate you guys, and keep up the good work.
That is from Patrick k. Yeah. Well Patrick, you know

(13:50):
hang in there man. As a fellow with a mom
who's you know, been diagnosed with cancer man back in
two thousand and at the time I just found out
about this not long ago. They had originally had told
her probably five years.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Wow, you know.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
And and here she is, she's been a remission for
over twenty years.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
And to this point, like now, her doctor says that
you're not going to die from this, you know, you're
you'll die for it'll be something else. Yeah, but it's
not going to be from the non Hodgkins limp foma, right.
And there's there's new treatments, there's different things all the time,
and I know it's freaky and everything out there. My
mom's was caught at stage four. Oh and so yeah,
it was uh and I didn't realize because you know,
I wasn't told number one and didn't know anything about it. Really,

(14:31):
I was only told you know what I got from her.
But yeah, so just just hang in there, man. It's
it's tough, it's scary, it sucks, but it's a it's
cool that you get to, you know, be there with
her and you're you know, it seems like you're taking
advantage of the time that you got.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, you're there with her, there with you.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Either way, it won't be wasted time. Yeah, after hours.
Voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie, this one apologizing
for being creepy because he gave a woman roses.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I'd like to disclose that I did some creepy years back,
you know, before Internet. I picked up rose. I gave
it to this girl and said, I like you, would.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
You like to go out?

Speaker 10 (15:11):
And I realized how.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Creepy that was.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
And I'd like to apologize to every woman whom I've
ever was nice too, yeah or anything of that kind.

Speaker 10 (15:22):
Sincerely.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Look, now you're getting ladies, is what's happened? Now you're
getting guys apologizing for being nice exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Look, this is what it's a little.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
It's a little insund sorry that I followed you home.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
My bad.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You got them safely, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 13 (15:40):
Look we're getting those tests of robots. We're gonna be
having sex with them pretty soon.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, everybody will be happy.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
that's eight seven seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 10 (15:55):
Hello show. I think it was Sammy or maybe more.
I watched Let's Make a Deal almost every day when
I get home from work, and they give these trips
to Iceland out and these little glass bubbles. If you're
not going there to be intimate with each other, you

(16:19):
have to be out of your mind.

Speaker 15 (16:23):
What else is there to do? Iceland Northern Lights, a
giant glass bubble and the only thing in it is
a bed. It's made dad sex. Anybody who's anybody would
want to get lad that's it, Jersey Jim out By.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I love it. Kind of sounds like.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
The beginning was the.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Getting you can do that? Read that dude.

Speaker 13 (17:03):
Once he got home after like going on that TRIVI
with Sammy, He's like, well that was a waste of time.

Speaker 11 (17:10):
Girl up, not a waste of time. We saw the
Northern Lights. That that was the purpose.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
It's a weird thing to do. Eight seven seven forty
four Woody after hours voicemails. Look at.

Speaker 16 (17:25):
Sounds oh ny, yay, I've been I've been.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Cutting down on cutting down.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's kind of coming back.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, I did know.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I wait till after the show and then I'll.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Do like one or two did I do before you today?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I didn't even notice.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Get one more email or sorry voicemail here eight seven
seven forty four. This guy's nickname is little slur, little slur,
little slur.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
A little slur. I just wanting to you know that
that was over what job doing. Yeah, I'll talk a
whole bout some cool dames. Your show would be so
much better by John. I mean if you open this
topic and oh, this is something cool, well it's me
no slur and the thing here, then you know that

(18:16):
the generic Gepting Crunch is someone better.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Than the main brander.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
I don't know doing my thing all day. That is
that I got La Stave greasy all right.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
The only thing I got out of it is he
likes the show. Number one, He says, the generic Captain
Crunch is better than the brand Captain g right.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
I think they got the name right.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
A couple of things. No slur, little slur your favorite listener, right,
and Jersey Jim. Yeah, and Jersey Jim.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Jersey's down there as well. And a little slur little slur.
Definitely a juggle like both those guys.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh yeah, Well, leave us an Afterrivers voice, but anytime
after ten am until the next morning we'll get on
the air. You can leave us one eight seven seven
forty four, which is the same number you used to
call in during the show. Emails you can send those
over to email at the Woodieshow dot com. The Woody Show.
Pretty pretty good, I got to talk, I got up

(19:13):
all right time. Four round of dad jokes everybody. Yeah,
if you got a good dad joke for us, give
us a call eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eighty seven seven forty four, Woody. Or do you what
a lot of people have already done. They're texting their
dad jokes over to two two nine eight seven. Anybody

(19:34):
want to start here in the room, we can just
jump right into it.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Start with one. You know you're getting my house renovated.
I asked my contractor how much the chimney would cost
He said nothing, It'll be on the house.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Okay, wyo.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I was happy about that.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Question for you bet?

Speaker 7 (19:48):
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? How
you follow the fresh Prince?

Speaker 8 (19:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
H I couldn't come up with that, but yeah, that's it.
That's a good one. Classic. I have one.

Speaker 13 (19:59):
Why did the for bringing a ladder to the course?
Why to reach new heights in his performance?

Speaker 8 (20:09):
That?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, that was a good one, you guys. Another one?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
What he felt his presence?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Another one? You got another one? Menace?

Speaker 17 (20:21):
Yea?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (20:23):
Why do golfers always claim clam during a round of golf?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Wait? What?

Speaker 13 (20:30):
Why do golf? Why do golfers always calm during a girl?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I never.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Got to know it.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Now we have to know it.

Speaker 13 (20:43):
Why was the golfer always calm during a round of golf?
Why he had a steady hand?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Who, buddy, I'll be here all night. I will to
try to figure it out. It's a thinker, Yeah, it
is a thinker.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
All right.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Eight forty four. Let's go to Nika. Good morning Nika.
Hi guy? All right, so dad joke, I need you
to respond, it's the only way it works.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
What's the pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

Speaker 18 (21:22):
R ah?

Speaker 6 (21:25):
You think it'd be our, but oh it's that ease
see classics.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, all right, you can, thank you, Paul, appreciate you.
Listen to show by all. Let's go to Leonardo. Good morning, Leonardo.
What do you showy?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Hi, what's your dad jokey?

Speaker 18 (21:42):
What?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 5 (21:44):
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dabi?

Speaker 8 (21:51):
What?

Speaker 10 (21:52):
Well? In Dubai they don't like the flintstones.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Alright, yeah, all right, let's go to Let's go to Amanda.
Good morning, Amanda, Amanda Hio morning.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Morning jokes.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Why was the baby ant so confused?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Why was the baby ant so confused?

Speaker 18 (22:16):
Why because all of his uncles were ants?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Okay, you know I never heard that. One's a good
one man. Thank you for the call. Appreciate listen to
what you show. Let's go to Ray. What's up Ray?
Good morning Friday, Ray. What's your dad joke?

Speaker 5 (22:36):
What's the difference between a hippo and all?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Okay, what's the difference between the hippo and the zippo.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
What, well, the hippo is really big and really heavy,
and the zippo is a little lighter, a little.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Because the ways you guys get that one. Thank you lighter?

Speaker 10 (23:00):
All right?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
How about this one? You guys want to hear a
joke about construction? Yes, you'll have to wait. I'm still
working on it.

Speaker 13 (23:07):
Oh why did the golfer carry us a special umbrella?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Why?

Speaker 13 (23:15):
Because of a forecast?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Because of a forecast forecast, I.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. It
dawned on me.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I went to go on a diet, but I feel
like I just have way too much on my plate
right now. So let's go to uh, Tommy, Hey, good morning, Tommy,
good morning, good morning. All right, dad joke?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
What do you got?

Speaker 10 (23:46):
All right? It's my favorite one.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to
get married?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to
get married?

Speaker 5 (23:54):
What a cancel out cantal?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I can't do? All right, Tommy, me, thank you for
the calls. Go to Gary.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
What's up? Gear Bear?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
There?

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Hey, what's up Woody show? Hey?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Alright, So Friday, dad jokes all.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Right, what's brown and sticky?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
And you'll find it in the woods. Uh. I was
gonna say, dear Pip, what we're still doing that one? Okaye?
Was an actual joke? Gary, thank you? What do you
call a moose with no name? What anony moose?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
All right?

Speaker 7 (24:31):
What do a tick in the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites?

Speaker 10 (24:38):
Who?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
How do you make Hudwiser woody?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Send them to school?

Speaker 11 (24:46):
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Why?

Speaker 11 (24:49):
Because it's pointless.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Let's say hi to John. Good morning, John, pencil a little
bit better? John? Are you there?

Speaker 10 (24:57):
I'm here? You're right?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, we got your dad jokes? What got all right?
Dad joke?

Speaker 6 (25:01):
What did the contractors say when the house fell on them?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
What did the contractors say when the house fell on him?

Speaker 8 (25:07):
What?

Speaker 15 (25:09):
Get off me home?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
All right? John? Thank you for the calls. Go to Nick, Nick,
what's your dad joke?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
By? When does a joke become a dad joke?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
When when it becomes a parent? That one became apparent
to me. Oh, I have a question. Yeah, what's that?
Where do fish spend their money? It's not a golf
you kind of had?

Speaker 13 (25:35):
Okay, what is it the fish. Yeah, yeah, Where does
the money?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Where they spend them? Where do they spend their money?
In a river bank? I was gonna say the golf
course spend their money the clubhouse. After the back nine,
I thought, maybe we're going to get tricked back into
a golf one seas. You have a good dad joke
for us.

Speaker 18 (25:55):
It's got the best I got mensa jokes. A Greek
professor goes to a tailor to have his pants. Men,
did the Taylor asks you rip these? The professor answers yes,
umenities a.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Greek play getting Steve? Good morning, Steve?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
All right, good morning. Why can't you left out loud
in Hawaii?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Why you can only do a looha? Aloha, Helloa helloa?
All right? How about this one? What did the caretaker
say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? What
supplies you guys?

Speaker 7 (26:38):
I was reading this book about anti gravity It is
impossible to put down.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, well, this furniture store keeps calling me. All I
wanted was one night stand. If a child refused to
sleep during naptime, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Speaker 13 (26:55):
I like that?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
All right?

Speaker 7 (26:58):
I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet. I
don't know why?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
All right? Well, this went off to text eight o eight.
What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Out where Wendy's.

Speaker 10 (27:13):
All right?

Speaker 13 (27:14):
Why do golf announcers whisper? Oh, we're back to golf?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Okay? So why do golf announcers whisper?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Why? Minus?

Speaker 13 (27:21):
Because they don't want the people watching to wake up?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Oh right, it's boring. My dad loves Let's go to Ryan. Hey,
good morning, Ryan, Hey, good morning, good morning?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
All right?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
What's your dad joke?

Speaker 15 (27:36):
My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bull?

Speaker 8 (27:38):
I said no, I didn't know he could.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Get it yet? It all right, Megan? Your next?

Speaker 17 (27:45):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Why is your dad joke?

Speaker 13 (27:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
What do you call a dog magician? What do you
call a dog magician?

Speaker 5 (27:53):
What allowed her to dabrador?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
All right?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Megan?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Take you for to call appreciate listening to wood show?
Hi by this one? Why won't dads buy velcro because
it's a ripoff?

Speaker 10 (28:07):
Who?

Speaker 15 (28:09):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
This is from the five six two? What do a
gynecologist and a door dash driver have in common? What
they can both smell it, but they can't eat it?
Hudding man like that one? What does a cow use
to do math? What a calculator?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
I think a.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Five? Four one? What does a woman in an airplane?
What does a woman and an airplane have in common?
They both have a cockpit?

Speaker 10 (28:40):
Eight?

Speaker 8 (28:40):
One?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Seven? Why do dads take an extra pair of socks
when they go to play golf? Med? Here we go,
what's it up? Man? Seven? Steal in your thunder in
case they get a hole in one?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
All right?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
This one from the seven? One four? Where do you
take someone hurt in a game of peekaboo? Where to
the ICU? Let's see? How about this one? For the
longest time I couldn't figure out how my seat belt worked,
but then it clicked. Uh, let's see this one says Uh,

(29:16):
you got to really hand it to short people. Sammy, Yes,
they can't reach it. I have a have a question.

Speaker 13 (29:25):
Yeah, where do you find a golfer on a Friday
night where clubbing?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
What do you call a pig that knows karate pork chop?

Speaker 10 (29:38):
In here?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I'll give you a give a couple more off the
off the text, Alejandro says, do you know that Cardi
B has a twin sister that likes to work out
a lot? Her name's cardio. What's the best thing about
orcas they do a killer whale impression?

Speaker 17 (29:57):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (29:57):
Eight?

Speaker 10 (29:57):
One?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Seven? Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands because they're extinct?
What do you call it? Bunny with fleas bugs? Bunny?
I tripped over a box of Kleenex. I thought I
broke my ankle. Turns out it was just soft tissue damage.
Chris and New Orleans, thank you? Yeah, and then this

(30:20):
one makes a good point nine nine. Are you guys
taking these jokes from Nebraska because they're kind of corny?
Take us out with one last dad joke? Knock knock?
Who's there? Comet Haley?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Comt Hailey? Play me in as?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Wow? Usually you're pretty good.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Can I go out with one?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:48):
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
How many tentacles?

Speaker 13 (30:55):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Who's lesbian's favorite baseball player?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
The text? Seven?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Lenny Dykstra shout to Lenny. All right, Mennis one more, Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the honor this week.
You've been killing it with these golf jokes. Thank you.
H Are you a scratch golfer? Uh?

Speaker 13 (31:15):
No, No, Well I know I am because every time
I hit the ball.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I scratched my head wondering where it went.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
Who.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
All right, there you go, there's your Dann jokes. Everybody
shout out to golf just in time to a Woody
Show is back and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Here on a

(31:47):
Friday morning, Happy Friday, hayo to y'all. We are the
Woody Show. What that's great? Gor, there's what is that?
Buddy Gina, good morning to you. I would be Friday, Sammy.
Friday is sea many you got the phones open eight
seven seven forty four, You can hit us up with

(32:08):
whatever you got on a text Friday check in over
to two to nine eighty seven h seven two four,
checking in saying hey, good morning. Question should I post
on OnlyFans about my webbed feet?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Both feet? I have men's size eleven?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Oh wow damn Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Number one in mount Leviton shout out to mal levianon
Yeah Levin, who needs that money?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
You were into that?

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Why not do it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I mean, hey, if you can make some money doing
I mean they are the footbe board nuts. Yeah yeah,
web feed I don't know, I mean, you don't even
got to show your face. Are they into ugly feet?
Are they into like just this is like beautiful feet only.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
I have the beholder. Probably the uglier the better.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Look at the when they cross over each other, like
they're crossing their legs.

Speaker 13 (32:56):
Have you seen toes like that?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
No?

Speaker 13 (32:57):
I think that's bronze foot, right, I don't know. I
have no idea what lebron James. Wasn't there like something
about that? Was it him or somebody else? All my
foot news? I just know, like, for whatever reason, the
feet thing. But I always figured it was like the
way the foot looks in a shoe, or you know,

(33:18):
like because they look good, like they're they have their
painted up or I don't know, you know, not like disgusting.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
What's that show you were watching? Menace?

Speaker 13 (33:27):
There was like, oh yeah that was rude basically doctor
Pimple popular but for feet, for.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Feet, So you'd probably like that, Gina.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
In a way, I'm jealous of feet people, because what
could be an easier thing to see that turns you on? Yeah? Right,
I mean how can you not see feet? People? Like
we've said a thousand times, go to the beach showing
you're junk looking at any pictures see feet, Like if
I earned on by feet, the world would be a
buffet of hotness.

Speaker 13 (33:57):
I don't get that people are over dramatic about seeing feet. Yeah,
that is odd to me. But the thing that does
creep me out is those toe socks because shoes.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Remember, yeah, do not, and I repeat, do not google
the tobro.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Is on Instagram. It's a whole account. I just googled
it and I've seen some stuff. Menace has sent me something.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
It's foul.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, shout out to Mount Lebanon. Yeah
you know, have you know I'm a class of ninety five.
Just got some email from them the other day, some alumni. Yeahah,
reunion time. I don't know if it's reunion that they
wanted me to sign up for something where everybody can
kind of keep in touch and you pay like some
some fee or something like that.

Speaker 11 (34:42):
Yeah, next year's your thirtieth.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I wonder I wonder if they hit up Mark Cuban
with the same thing, because he's a Mount Lebanon. Oh
guy alumni. He graduated the same class as my mother.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
That's amazing, love.

Speaker 13 (34:54):
I think they would be desperate for him to come by.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
All right, that's pretty cool. He could fund the whole thing,
you know, yes, eight seven seven forty four Woodie hit
us up of the text over to two to nine
eight seven got the duy q. It's our dumb ass
contest or chance to win something this hour that's coming
up right now, your Friday Fail store. All right, ladies

(35:52):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for your Friday
Fail start. All these people thoughts they had the perfect plan,
the planet could never go wrong. But somewhere along the
line it went from being a great idea to one
big stake in mega uber ult.

Speaker 13 (36:24):
That's not too bad, all right, I mean, you know
beautiful yeah yeah, seven yeah, okay, yeah, It's.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Far from perfect, but it's far from terrible. This one
is from a Westwood, Ohio where you got this chick,
Kathleen Geiger. She was hanging out in this apartment complex
when her buddy Arthur, you know, there's joking around, and
at one point Arthur jokingly requested Kathleen shoot him, you know,
like fun, yeah, fun.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
So Kathleen's like, oh good, correct and did it because
she believed that the gun was empty. But unfortunately the
gun wasn't empty. She actually shot him and he died.
I'm not buying.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
I'm not buying this story. My friend asked me to
shoot him. I thought it was blanks.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, catheen charged with recklessly causing Arthur's death and now
calls fail jail good sale.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
That's what I'm gonna do should I ever shoot and
kill someone.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
They asked me to and told me it was blank.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
All right.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
This last one here is one of my favorites of
the week is from Abilene, Texas, where you got this
fella Casey Miguel Ronaldo Ray Sorez. He goes to a
family dollar store, goes to rob it, walks in, acts
like he's got a gun, told the clerk that, you know, hey,
give me the money. Clerk says, hey, the register won't
open unless a purchase is made. So Casey is like,

(37:46):
oh okay, buys some nail clippers. So the clerk rings
up the transaction. The register does you know, it pops open,
but the employee quickly closed the cash straw as soon
as it opened. So now Casey is frustrated, storms out
empty handed, well except for those super sweet nail clippers,
and he was just bought, and he bought fair saquer.

(38:06):
The cops are called Casey arrested and during questioning he
admitted to pretending to having a gun while trying to
rob the place. Charged with the robbery and resisting arrest.
He was taking the fail jail. My favorite part is
not only did he not get anything, he purchased nail
clippers and he gave that money. He lost money on
the whole idiot.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I wonder how many times they could have done that.
He closed the rest, Sorry, you got to buy something else.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Ticktock. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We
got the Duyq that's coming up next. If you'd like
to be our contest and go ahead and give us
a call. That number is eight seven seven forty four Woody.
It's just another random drunk that he talked to asking
some trivia questions on All you got to do to
guests and win on this contest is try to figure
out the drunk person. We'll get the answer right or wrong.

(38:51):
If you could do that two times out of three,
you're gonna be the winner of the Duyq, which we're
playing next. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. Call nowt
you play right back? All right, time for today's dumb

(39:12):
ass contest you guys Friday morning, so we all know
what that's gonna be. No surprise here, It's time to
play the d You do you want? You you've asked
explain the game to everybody?

Speaker 18 (39:25):
Police, I asked a drunk. That's very important to a
drunk easy trivia questions. The game is, well, are they
so drunk they don't know the answer to these? Otherwise
completely obvious, completely everybody can get them easier trivia question.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I mean I did pretty well last week. You're done?

Speaker 8 (39:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
You did?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You did as much tequila as I had had, And
as an embarrassing as I was in that event, I
still did pretty well.

Speaker 18 (39:46):
Yeah, he answered the questions now on stage he was
a mess, exactly.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
You play the game by guessing aaron questions. If you
gets whether they know two times out of three, you win.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
All right?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Eight seven seven four wolding. Let's say hello to Phil. Hey,
good morning, Phil, Phil, Hello, good morning, good morning. How's
everything in the seven two four this morning?

Speaker 15 (40:06):
It's fogging good?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
All right, Well, let's get into the game. It's called
the d uy Q. And before we get to the questions.
It actually count. We're gonna get to know the drunk
a little bit better. What do we have here?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Sea best?

Speaker 18 (40:16):
Or you visit a friend of ours, Miriam, and ask
her some new questions and some questions about how she
found the man of her dreams.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Oh babe, all right, here's Miriam.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
How'd you fall in love with your boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
He has a big.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
How did you find out about that?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Because three days later, three days after you met him,
you had sex with him? Where did he take you
on your first date? Beer?

Speaker 6 (40:42):
That was enough?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:43):
That was enough?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Buying beer?

Speaker 4 (40:46):
You buying beer? And I'm the one?

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Okay, So I have a beer in a big penis
that's all I need?

Speaker 15 (40:51):
Big?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
All right? All right?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
What was your da beer?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Where'd he take you? Beer? Four beer out four beers?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
He took me beer?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah that's right?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, all right, Phil, Well that's that's Miriam. Clearly she's
been having a great time. She's losing her voice, she's
super drunk.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
It's just super lucky.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
All right. So we're gonna get into these questions again.
You just got to guess whether she gets the answer
right or not. Are you ready for question number one?

Speaker 10 (41:24):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
All right, d u y q.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Evendy one of the US presidential cabinets.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
All right, I think this should be a pretty easy answer.
Everybody's on. I mean, would argue that all of them
are right. Yeah, I would say that Miriam will not know.
I'm getting that she's pretty blitzed. Uh, I'll say yes.
For Sammy, I will say yes four minutes. I'm gonna.

(41:53):
I'm gonna say yes for both of them. Know, for Miriam,
Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I'm hmm, I'm feeling a triple no here for some reason,
a trip no. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna stick with it.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Gina g I'm giving it to Sammy and go and
know for everybody else.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Great, she's gonna give it to Sammy.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, do it right?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Menace and Sammy? What do you think about our drunk
friend Miriam? Will she get it?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
No?

Speaker 18 (42:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
All right? Phil? What do you think yes or no?
On Miriam? No? All right? Question number one? See how
Menace does first one.

Speaker 18 (42:30):
Of the US presidential cabinets efficiency. He's talking about the
new doze that's not a cabinet office though not with
like Elon Musk and Vivic.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
No department cabinet. Uh, sammy Congress, Congress, what congress you have?

Speaker 18 (42:54):
You have secretaries of so Agriculture, Commerce, defects.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
All these people are getting nomine right now, Attorney jo
jf K.

Speaker 13 (43:02):
Because initially I was going to say f T A
would that's.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
The agency the agent so like those would probably be
a federal agency.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Okay, yeah whatever what however it.

Speaker 18 (43:13):
Happens to formulate itself all right, but it's still not
anything yet by any means.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
And what about JFK r f K r K. Yeah no,
he said j f K. And there's a cabinet called JFK.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Maybe sometimes like the name of ben Chapter. A couple
used to sit there all the time. You didn't have
a cabinet in the White House. The JFK, the JFK cabinet,
that's the credenza in the White House.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Right.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I've always thought about that, would you when I die?
I would love to have a bench named after you?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Would or some plaque near a tree. How about like
a like a brick a walkway?

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Good?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Yeah, be good and uh and blaze it.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And that's the one bench means he made it, you know, bench.

Speaker 18 (44:03):
He could be none of those kindness benches I saw
in England where they're designed to be have a pleasant conversation.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
God like on after life.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I was gonna start on things.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Phil said that Miriam would not get this, and if
that's the case, he'll have his first point here in
this round of the d U i Q.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
One of the US presidential cabinets.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Was that gay gown the cabinet, that bitch with the
only face.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Yep, yeah, but he's not a bitch with an ugly face,
does he?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Well, he's the gay dude subjective.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Maybe maybe I'm saying that maybe she doesn't find him attractive,
that's her opinion? Really does?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
He's quite elfin.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Kind of labyrinth ask.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, congratulations, dude, you are on the board. Phil, you
got one point here in this round of the d
U y Q.

Speaker 18 (44:57):
Question number two, A circle could be divided into how
many degrees?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
All right? A circle, you can hear that again, can
be divided into how many degrees? You guys got this
all right? You'd think. Let's see, I will.

Speaker 13 (45:14):
Say Congress and.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Wait, is that called DOSEE? The efficiency thing that's short
for dose? Why to keep on saying DOE the Department
of Governmental Government? Oh, it is Okay, but that is
that what they're calling it? Is that just kind of
what the media is run with. I can't I can imagine.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That's what they're calling it.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Doesn't that already belong to like doge coin?

Speaker 4 (45:40):
I think that's the joke.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
You know that I'm saying, Joe, because I don't think
that's what they're really calling it, right, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
That conversation actually see best you might know this. I
heard from another elon stand that the reason why the
Teslas were named like the Tesla s the test sixty.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Okay, so that sounds like something.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Model asked the Model three, the X and the Model Y.
I use the word stand, but yes, that's correct. Yeah, right,
let's see. I will say that menace will get it?
Oh god, I yes, both. It's got to be yes
for both, right, I think so? Yeah, I'll say no

(46:22):
for Miriam. Right, but I'm gonna go once again yes
for both of these guys, Gina, I.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Would like to go that way. Maybe I'm just feeling
extra cynical this morning.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I'm going to go triple no, triple no, Greg, you
agree with me?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, guess in this room no to Miriam? All right, Phil,
what do.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
You think I'm going no. No. Question number two for
the du i Q.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
A circle could be divided into how many.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Degrees menace one hundred and eighty, one hundred and eighty sammy.

Speaker 11 (46:52):
Three and sixty three sixty years the answer I wrote down?

Speaker 13 (46:58):
Should put three six, and I'll stick with my half
circle half circle.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
It could be he could be divided into one hundred.

Speaker 11 (47:04):
Because he divided it.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
When people it's one of the most common things that
people will say, like, oh, dude, I did a I
did a I did a three sixty on that. I
used to think I used to think X Y Z,
but then I did a three sixty on it, and
now I believe the opposite.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
I believe the same thing exactly.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
You've come full circle on that.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I was so mad. I did a three sixty and
walked right out, so you went right back in.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
All right.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Well, Phil has guessed that Miriam will not get this,
and if that is the case, he'll be the winner.
Here On the d u y Q. Question number two, a.

Speaker 18 (47:36):
Circle could be divided into how many degrees one.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Two, three?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Well, he congratulations.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
In it.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
You're the winner of the d u i Q. Congratulations Phil,
and we appreciate, appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
Keep telling everybody about the show and get him listening
to the station, and have yourself a great weekend. Okay, okay,
thank you man. Hang on, we'll get all your info.
We're gonna get that from you now. Phil made short
work of all that. Yeah, but we do have one

(48:10):
more question, just for funzius.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Question number three, the test letter at the English alphabet is.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
What all right?

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Now?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Can you deal without using your hands? Okay? Scratch paper please? Okay?
Did you get it? I think I did without using
your hands? Did you use your hands?

Speaker 11 (48:33):
I used my hands before?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I mean, are you gonna do it?

Speaker 9 (48:38):
What do you mean? That's not cheating?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
What do you mean?

Speaker 9 (48:40):
Question?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
You figure it out in your brain.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
You don't finger it out. You figure it out. I'm
being honest with my answer. Yeah, you want to say it?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Well this guests first, Okay, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You could use whatever you want menace because she she
already did it.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
Well, I I'll be honest.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
So we have one encounter and one non counter.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
I like, let's just let's just how about this, let's
just get let's just guess on Miriam yes, okay, so
you think she'll.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Get it, I'm going triple.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I'm going no on Miriam still? Really yeah? No way
she went one two three, yeah, one three I didn't
have There was no restrictions on how she could figure. Yeah,
all right, so I'm gonna say no for her. No
h What do you guys think? Yes or no? No?

Speaker 14 (49:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Question number three.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
The tenth letter at the English alphabet is what.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Menace P P using your hands? Can you do it?
What's what? What's your h I j K I don't know? Yeah,
so why did you keep on keep going?

Speaker 13 (49:46):
I don't know what's I was counting it in my head.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
So what is it?

Speaker 13 (49:49):
What's the tenth? A, B, C, D E F G
H I j k L.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
You are going way too.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Even with your fingers.

Speaker 11 (49:59):
You're talking fast on your count.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, your fingers are usually how I am seconds.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Thousand miles a minute. Man, You know I can't stop,
won't stop. This could be the easiest question you've ever
had down. Super smart is not important to me? No, no, no, no.
This is different than yeah.

Speaker 13 (50:19):
This is like I don't take any value in that.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
This is just like, dude, nerds, you know, yeah, I
don't look like that.

Speaker 13 (50:31):
It doesn't make me feel better about myself.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
No, no, this shouldn't. I'm just I'm just being honest.
Yeah I know, I know, but I'm saying, just for
a minute, just for a minute, cut the power on
the menace excuse generator and just think about it for
a second.

Speaker 13 (50:47):
Honest with you. And the answer is k okay?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
You think K is the tenth letter of the alphabet,
even using your fingers? Honestly, look me in the eyes, please,
I am Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Can you do it one more time? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Slow h I just circling around it.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
He's going like this A B, C, D E F gun.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
This is not smart.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
This is like coordination motor skills.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
This is kind of I'll be honest, like a little worrisome.
I agree? Like he really? How about that? Took about
j about? How about yourself? Is that what you came
up with on the first try?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Genius?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Holy ish? Was are you guys feeling okay? Are we
feel worried? This is actually worries to do a work up,
Like when you can't even do it by using your fingers,
that's very worried. You guys feel smart? I don't see
I'm saying I feel base like step. I feel like

(51:55):
I'm place it down and just very carefully. When do
you learn the step from the ministers? Generate for one second?
You keep on saying that, But I'm just giving you honesty.
I don't think you are.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I don't think you are.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
No, all right, No, we had a lot of techt
your set up right now. That means I don't know,
because that's oh no, I would totally pass.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
It's like an intervention level.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Yeah, this is a high defense MECHANI did you.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Hit the parking lot with Vaughn before you walked in
here this morning? No?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I'm talking with you with complete honesty?

Speaker 18 (52:26):
What doctor?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Would we send him to?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
A neurologist? Yeah? For sure, for sure.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I watched that Aaron Hernandez show and when he died,
they cut up and his skull, took his brain out
and studied it, and they said, had he not died,
he would have been completely incapacitated within ten years.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Oh wow, died.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
They need to study your brain.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Post war even still like I think minimum and MRI. Yeah, something,
make sure it lights up in the right places, lights
up at all.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Call the doctor.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
And say it took about the tress Christmas lights one
missing and you're trying to figure out like which one
is the bad one?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Man?

Speaker 8 (53:05):
Is?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
I hope you know?

Speaker 7 (53:06):
And I think I'm right. I think I speak for
it when I say like, we're not kidding, right, like.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
We was actually legitimately concerning, because they can. They can.

Speaker 18 (53:15):
They can give you like exercises and things to do
to help either stop it even occupation there, but you're
not high.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
No, I'm fine, like legit.

Speaker 13 (53:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, well there's the do you want
to everybody?

Speaker 8 (53:29):
Oh good, Miriam?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Sorry, I'm so distracted, are you?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Then?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I just don't care about sounding smart. Yeah, sounding super
smart and being super smart is just not important to me.

Speaker 13 (53:42):
So I just decided to be much happier and you
sound less douchey joint thought word that's.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Just general towards you. Okay, if you know the tenth letter,
you're such a So let's let's see.

Speaker 13 (53:58):
Let's see bold star Gina, Let's see if Miriam gets it.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
The test letter at the English alphabet is what a B.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
C, D G J IMM should say?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Did you should have?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (54:15):
The test letter at the English alphabet.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Is what a B C D A g J I
m mlg mL and you can.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
You use that in a sentence?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I one, George, all right, I take it back. Then
it's your fine.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Gray mannis what Gina, Sammy. I asked sea Bass to
come in here and join us for this, uh, this conversation,
but he refused. And I think you'll understand why in
a second. I think it's because he's too embarrassed, he says,
because it's not true. But I thought he might find
an interesting CNN did a report here recently on bald
Reddit and said how it might just be the nicest

(55:03):
place on the internet. Really, did you believe that? Because
Reddit typically not known for being kind.

Speaker 13 (55:10):
Yeah, but it's other bald people getting together. I can't
imagine them being mean to each other.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
So there are about one hundred and forty three thousand
people on bald Reddit offering up advice, support, and encouragement
to the sea basses of the world. So guys they
post photos of their thinning hair and they ask if
they should take the plunge and shave it off.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Oh good one.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
And then there's a second type of post. Guys will
unveil their freshly shaven bald heads with a photo. Dude.
The support is insane looking people and this is the Internet.
I mean, people are actually nice weird. Yeah, I made
a couple of notes. Quote, if there was a top
ten of bald glow ups, you'd be in there somewhere.

(55:51):
This subreddit is wholesome and inspired me to go bald
for good. Just bros supporting bros here.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
That's good for mental health.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
This is why I want to see Bass in here.
I thought maybe he could, like, you know, take the leave.
The group is founded in twenty eleven is now one
to reddits top two percent most popular subreddits. Some of
the subreddit rules include no ball bashing and to treat
the hair headed ones with kindness too. And oh, by

(56:20):
the way, and you cannot advocate for hair restoration in
the group. That's another about that. Yeah, so that's just
another one of the rules to keep this for I
guess what is possibly the nicest subreddit or whatever you
want to call in the history of the Internet. Huh
love that And I figured I thought Sea Bass mind
enjoy it, because make him feel better about himself when
you tell him her hands in the hair if you're

(56:44):
losing hair, when you're telling him he's balding. You tell
him he's balding and some topical seven using some real
game rogue game. They would appreciate that song.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I know would.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Appreciate that song of subreddit hanger good banned.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
I think there's some shenanigans going on.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
The Woody Show is back and we start another new hour.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
Woody.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
That's Greg, good morning, that's menace.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
He is right there. I know you do. I understand.
Good morning to you. See man, I'm a professional. There's
Sammy morning. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
it's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Woodie.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Hit us up with a text over to two to
ninety seven, looking for your participation here again this hour
because we have some Normally we do questions for the
fellas where the ladies of the Woody Show will help
us try to figure out what the hell's going on.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Because we've got questions.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, exactly, and then we'll give you some answers and
hopefully keep some inside. Now it's because Greg said he
has some questions for the ladies, specific one. So Greg, yeah,
Greg's got some specific ones. We were asking everybody to
send some in so I have some other questions that
the people have submitted for the ladies, and we'll bring
in you know Morgan, Yeah, we won't know. So it's

(58:10):
not just Gina and Sammy, right, it's uh, you know,
trust all the ladies that we that we have here
to try to get to the bottom. So it just
try to understand each other better.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
We don't have to be like a doctor to answer these.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Do we No?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Okay, I mean no, not the ones that that I
have that we're submitted. No, no, but great. You just
want to throw a couple out there and then what
we could do. Yeah, then and then just to think
it over first. Well yeah, I mean, like if you
if you want to answer.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
All right, Well one is, like I said, is incredibly
specific and it involves tamps.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Okay, okay, yeah, well no, of course, because I learned
so much the last time we talked about.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Saw one and pretended to insert one and I learned
a lot. You know, how you try to make the
most of a bad situation. Like when I was a
kid and I broke my arm. At least you have
somebody your friend and sign your cast or whatever. You know,
it sucks that you broke your arm, but yeah, it's
cool you got your cast and you know, just making
the best of a bad situation. And then Sammy, you
once mentioned that you have to how should I phrase this,

(59:12):
uh replace slash change your tamp when you number two
because it might come out right nice. My question would be,
have you ever tried to just basically have fun with
a bad situation where you're like, I'm gonna make it
pop out or I'm gonna yeah, or I'm gonna Is that.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
The female equivalent of trying to hang a towel off
your exactly.

Speaker 11 (59:31):
Off you do put a tamp like a baby yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Or like if you stand with your legs far apart
and kind of swing the string around, or like kind
of like wells right, exactly, like just try to have
fun with it even though it sucks.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
No, I have not tried to do that.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Have you ever tied something to the end of it
and made it decorative?

Speaker 15 (59:50):
Is that what.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Your yeah made?

Speaker 9 (59:53):
Some ornaments?

Speaker 7 (59:54):
I just never realized that Christmas Christmas a little Christmas
ornament like a red ball.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I don't think I've ever had any quote unquote fun
with my tampon. Really we've been missing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Out but dazzling at all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Sometimes it can.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Be really I don't know saying if this is your
experience or any of the other ladies on here, it
can be really hard to pull out and you have
to like like like wrap it around your wrist when
it's dry, or just your muscles.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Are like contracted, Like do you put your like one
foot up on the toilet and kind of use that
like to leverage.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
That's how you That's how you can That's how.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
You put it in. Yeah, if it's being real stubborn
about coming out, like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, like a lawnmower.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I start.

Speaker 12 (01:00:42):
In this sense of greg when I say, you know,
when you go number two in the pushing, it may
make it come out. It's not coming all the way out.
It'll just be like a little bit and enough where
you'd have to pull it out, yeah, because otherwise it's
kind of just a little bit out.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
It can though, if we're getting graphic. There are times
where I've gone to the bathroom and I've left and
I'm like, my tampa's still it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
It does happen, and then it's like, well, what do
I do now?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Because just check what do you mean?

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Because sometimes the string isn't like conveniently located and then
you're really just kind of.

Speaker 19 (01:01:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, have you ever loved the string?

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I thought that's what the point of the string was.
I thought it was like a search and rescue.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
So you don't have to stick your fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Yeah, I understand. But sometimes that I understand, but I
can't understand like how to get.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Sometimes it goes caddy wampus. It doesn't have a weight
on the end of it, like sometimes it goes where
it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
That's what That's what I'm saying, Like, put a weight on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
That's what they need, like fishing, That's what I'm sing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Bait and just make them longer they can't bear. Yeah,
like a little little charm like length.

Speaker 18 (01:01:52):
It's the fact that the material it is, it's not
a strong it'll bunch and get wet and stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:02:00):
I have a like non gross question about tampon. Is
there any like fashionable ones, like oh, all the cool
girls they use this brand like fashionable.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
It's in like a trendy the color cool brand. Yeah,
like all the you know, like they make Stanley mugs, right, yeah, yeah,
but then they make other ones that look like Stanley
mugs that are not Stanley mugs. That's cool to have
the Stanley.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Colors.

Speaker 12 (01:02:24):
I would argue the Tampax Pearl I would be in
that cat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
I was just gonna say, I use the Tampax Pearl forever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I'm looking to get a lady a gift to just
make sure I get the pearl.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Is that the in brand?

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
Morgan?

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Is that what you'd say?

Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
I go for the sport Tampax Sport.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
What's the difference? What does that do?

Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
I don't know. The Sport one seems like it's gonna
be more.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Adaptable to Matt Black or something. Got spinners and running bolts,
a lightning bolt on the it's got a special trim
to it. But I told you that they can only
get on the sport I have used.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
By well, not by accident. Was the only choice? Those
O B tampons no applicator. Your choices at that point exist.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
What was the other one that you hated recently? You
said you got one from like Whole Foods or something.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
It's like it's like a little teeny tiny cardboard tube
and nothing. It's just and it's it's really like it's
like if you were putting wool up there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Because I said, you said it was kind of like
a like a tree branch. It was slash like old newspapers,
shredded up like just some hippie dippy thing like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
The bottom of like a chicken coop, the compost.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
All right, so Greg started with a tampon tampon question.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Of course, I think MENACE's question is good because you
think these companies would brand them better, like have a
limited edition color like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
A Walmart exclusive. Yeah, you can like a cool collabeing
like skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Girl or something, you know, buy anything.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
This is a missed more charge on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
This is more of a public service for the Tampa industry.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Questions for the ladies. We got some other ones too,
and if you got one, you could send a question.
Doesn't have to be Tampa. They're just throwing that out there, right.
I have a bunch of other ones that have nothing
to do with any as. It's not the whole thing
is about anyway. Questions for the ladies. That is next
here on the Woody Show, hang on.

Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
Whoa yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Right back?

Speaker 20 (01:04:24):
That is a beautiful boys funny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Asked questions for the ladies about all that you know?
Absolutely all right, So Greg, he had a question right
before the break and then we'll get the answer on this.
We got we got Morgan, we got Gina and Sammy
to help answer these questions and your second and this
is the last Tampa related questions. Thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah. Yeah, just basically, when you have your first peer
and your mother makes it big deal out of it,
wants to have a party or take you on to
lunch or celebrate, for lack of a better term, is
that a thing? And if it was a thing for you,
was it mortified?

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
I don't know anyone who experienced that personally. I sure
as hell didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I have heard the term period party.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Right, Yeah, and remember the Cosby Show had Woman's Day and.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
That was like a really big deal. Yeah, but that
that is wouldn't fly in my house.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
And no one explained anything to me. Thank god for
the public education system. I had no idea. I thought women,
you know, you laid eggs. Nobody knew anything. I told
my mom. She was downstairs watching a movie. I was mortified.
I didn't know what to do. I sat there just
staring at the TV for like a half an hour,
and I was like, I stole my kurds and she's like, okay,
you congratulations and then I was like, I think it's

(01:05:47):
because I had my period. And my mom goes, turns
off the TV and goes, okay, get somefine.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Goes to the store, gets bad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
That was my That was it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
That was my period part.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
But no like conversation, no tutorial, And that is why
I'm more like, do you guys have any questions?

Speaker 12 (01:06:14):
Yeah, when I first started mine, I was I had
two older sisters, so it's not like I.

Speaker 11 (01:06:19):
Was the only girl bitch.

Speaker 12 (01:06:21):
So when I started mine, I remember telling my mom
and she just went, okay, well, then go grab a
pad like it was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
It was just like about the time because like two
other sisters you get, you get those hand me down
tamps happened.

Speaker 12 (01:06:42):
Yeah, after that kind of first cycle, I went, I'm
done with pads.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
They're so annoying.

Speaker 12 (01:06:47):
And so I told my mom. I was like, I'm
just gonna use him, and my mom was like, I don't.
This was the this was the only real conversation. And
my mom was like, I don't recommend that you're going
to leak, Like it's not because when you first start
and you don't know you and so she warned me
and she was like, you don't want to be at
school or something and something happens. I really don't think
you should and I was like, well, I'm not wearing pads.

(01:07:08):
I'm not doing it, and she was like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Gonna throw up. And somebody on the tech says, my
mom and my aunt got me a cake that said congrats,
and my dad got me a card that day for
everyone listening, don't do that. Seems like make it. This
one said, I was the first girl to get mine
in class. Didn't get a big celebration, but for one

(01:07:31):
week I was the coolest girl in all of class.
All the other girls wanted to ask me about it
because I was quote a woman.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
Now, Oh, I like that because I remember the girl
who got hers first, and she was like in fifth
or sixth grade and we were all like, like, don't
talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
How embarrassing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Yeah, it seems like I'd be the opposite of that, right, some.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Other questions for the ladies. And so my wife will
asked me this question every once a while. She goes,
isn't it weird to sit like when you got nuts? Like,
how do you isn't that uncomfortable? It's the same kind
of thing, But how do you sleep comfortably with boobs.
This is one of the questions I got sent in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
That's a good question.

Speaker 11 (01:08:02):
I mean, I wouldn't know, so, Gina, you want to
take this one.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Well, you know, they do have boob pillows that I
looked into before my reduction. They're like they're like these
like kind of curved on both side pillows that you
put in between your boobs so when you lay sideways,
they don't like smush together.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
But I never actually pulled the trigger on that. But
it is not easy. You don't sleep on your front,
that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
So you can't stomach sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
And if you ever, like are on vacation or you
go to the beach, it's true, we do dig a
little trench and.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Like, yas that makes sense, Yeah, yeah, same, it doesn't get.

Speaker 19 (01:08:38):
But I can't really relate to that either, Gina. I
sleep on my front. I've never had to shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Yeah, they're like, I mean too small.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Uh. For women in groups, why don't you call your
friends out for bad behavior when they are obviously in
the wrong. Why is there a need to always justify
their actions?

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 19 (01:08:58):
Well I do this, I call out and I've lost
friends because of that, because they just want to hear
what they want to hear. So girls with big friends
group it's because they don't tell the truth to their friends.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Because guys are like, dude, you're a dumb ass right
the faces. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess you if
you did it privately or do you do it in
front of the group.

Speaker 19 (01:09:20):
Well, it's there's been different situations, but no, mostly privately.
But sometimes if you're you know, three or four girlfriends
at lunch or whatever, and they're talking about their ex
and blah blah, and you just tell it to them straight,
the whole group of girls.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
Will look at you like, are you crazy right now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
Like, don't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
But dudes, we prefer to do it in front of
you because it's funny.

Speaker 12 (01:09:38):
That well, things can be delivered in a certain way.
If you're just being overly mean, that's not really helpful.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Here's another question, questions for the ladies. How can women
drop so much hair in my house and not be
bald liked?

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
That's I think it's an optical illusion because each hair
is you know, ten inches long as opposed to you know,
half an inch long.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Like your hair.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Yeah, maybe but like I just know, like I want
to go take a leak recently, and there's a garbage
can right next to the toilet. I'm like, what is
in there? Looks like a bird's nest. Yeah, And that
was just the hair that she had pulled off of
her hair brush.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
We do shed a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Yeah. And then I look, she's got this one chair
in like the family room that she sits in. I
never sit in this chair. The kids never sit in
this chair. It's become her chair. And I'm looking at
this thing. It looks like the dog bed, like a
dog's bed has like just it just covered in fur. Yeah,
it's cover like just it's got a ton of her
just hair something like all over. I'm like, how are

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you not bald?

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
We I mean, yeah, we do shed a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
What do they say, you're supposed to the average person
sheds like one hundred hairs a day or something.

Speaker 17 (01:10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:10:47):
I think they says fifty to one hundred hairs a
day is normal for a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Does her hair ever hurt? It seems like having long
hair would hurt nor. No, because it's like the weight
of it, the weight of it, the length of it.

Speaker 19 (01:11:00):
If you pull it back, Like if you have braids
or really slick ponytail, that might hurt a little.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Yeah, it gives you an instant facelift.

Speaker 13 (01:11:06):
I apparently really hurt when I had hangovers, and like
I thought, gel in my hair and I would like
touch it, like my whole body would her weird.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yeah, back to the sleeping on your how do you
sleep comfortably with boobs question? A couple of people on
the text we have. One five oh five says I'm
a thirty six double D and I can sleep on
my tummy, tom because boobs do smush down. This other
one says, I wear a forty six K bra. What
is that?

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
Y whip them out?

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
I mean I've never.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Here because you know a B C okay yeah, and
because like triple D and E are the same, you know,
like that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
So if she's into the.

Speaker 11 (01:11:44):
Alphabet O K is a special t bra, like she
has to get it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
I was very close to that before my reduction.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I wear a forty six K bra and I sleep
comfortably on my front. I hate sleeping on my back.

Speaker 13 (01:11:54):
Oh, I mean those must hang to the knees though.

Speaker 19 (01:11:59):
The march I will say, though, when you're laying on
your back, Gina is saying, maybe not saying, but it's
say you're, you know, having sexual relations or something. You're
laying on your back and your boops are just flat.
It's like the most unattractive looking thing ever.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Yeah, nobody's.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
And it goes under your armpitck kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
Yeah, don't don't look at me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
And maybe that's where it got started in poring Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Together.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
All right. Questions for the ladies, why can't they tell
us what's wrong without having to be asked multiple times?

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
I mean, it sounds like it's your relationship, not everyone.
I'm pretty direct.

Speaker 9 (01:12:42):
There are a lot of girls like that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Another question the fact that women want you more when
you're married or have a girlfriend. Why is that because you're.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Road tested and approved?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Really?

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
I think probably yeah, like, oh somebody else likes you
that somebody else has already vetted you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Do you find people more attractive if you know they're
in a relationship, Whether it's conscience or I can never
say that word, right, conscious a conscious or not conscious
thought or not.

Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
I don't that's a good question because being married now,
I guess I think less about it, but I would
answer it by saying the flip thing. It's like, you know,
everyone says, oh, they're this age and they're not married,
what's wrong with them?

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
So maybe the opposite is true, like oh, you know
they're somebody else thought they were good enough to marry.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Or is there maybe some sort of taboo element to it,
like oh, he's unattainable, so it makes it nay or naughty?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Naughty.

Speaker 19 (01:13:36):
It's a challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
It's a challenge.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
I've never found it more appealing, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
I don't get that the ring is an obstacle to
like you back off, You're not like, oh, challenge, except
they would go to like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
One of those natural competitive things between women. Yeah, take
somebody's husband. Well, because they say, like, no, chicks don't
do things for you know, do whatever. Yeah, there's always
some kind of competition. Yeah right, And there are people
who are obviously more competitive than others, and so maybe
it's one of those I don't I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:14:09):
I could be for a single guy, sure, oh okay,
but I wouldn't for somebody's husband or.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Make the mistakes.

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
We know that there are women out there that are
into that. I just I think we're having a hard
time relating.

Speaker 13 (01:14:21):
Yeah, but I think what you said initially like road tested. Okay,
this guy has been approved by others exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Speaking of shoes and purses, did you have to like
practice walking into high heels. Yes, yeah, absolutely, for what
a day for that?

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
And then you have to like, well, we would like
shuffle up and down our driveway to scuff the bottom
so they were less slippery.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
And you know, we absolutely had to like rehearse.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
It seems impossible, very difficult. I'm no, it seems like
it would be impossible.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
It's not my favorite.

Speaker 11 (01:14:53):
Yeah, you need strong inkles for sure.

Speaker 13 (01:14:55):
Just wear flats because I don't want to deal with
you at the end of the night where you're walking
around with him.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
Shoes in Vegas like the Zombie Bear, because Morgan's so tall, Like,
I can't really see you wearing heels.

Speaker 19 (01:15:06):
I wear heels all the time, is how I'm always
taller than six foot.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
I love heels.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
You're tall already, so that's why I figure, like maybe
you wouldn't.

Speaker 19 (01:15:16):
No, I think it adds to the outfit. Honestly, I
think flats are gross. Girls like out of them. And sorry,
back to Venice's point, if you cannot commit to the
same shoes all night, don't wear them because it is
so gross and unattractive to see a girl, you know,
holding her shoes or wearing flops.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
Well talked about companies that saw a need and went
in there. There's vending machines that a lot of like
party spots with those little ballet flats, and I'm pretty
genius like CVS.

Speaker 12 (01:15:46):
Now, I was always that girl, though, barefoot within two
seconds a wedding.

Speaker 11 (01:15:50):
I've always streaming Vegas barefoot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Why a lot?

Speaker 12 (01:15:53):
Because I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:15:59):
Are yelled me.

Speaker 12 (01:16:00):
He was like, you need to put your shoes on
right now, and I'm like, well, that's not happening.

Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
But why wouldn't you just wear comfortable shoes on?

Speaker 19 (01:16:05):
Because one and hey be ugly, but commit to being ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
I did so one or the other. There's another one
common things women do that men can wrap their heads
around for me, the impacts of the menstrual cycle on
the entire body. I know enough to be very glad
I don't have to go through it, but not enough
to fully understand what women go through. Like everybody knows
about the you know tams, right, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Well That's the thing is I just have zero understanding
of it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
For some people, it's not a big deal. For others
like me, you get shooting pains down your legs, and
then some people headaches and migraines and uh, you know,
hormones are affected where like your stomach gets real jacked
up and so you're just like constantly on.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
The like it's the period exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
It affects the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Whole b and you get like you get.

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
Dumb, you get dumber, like you can't remember stuff. It's
it's a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Yeah, that reminds me. There was this old timey like
back in the fifties, sixties whatever, they had these like
sex ed classes and they would show people the film
strips like you know some of his. That was always
a cool job, by the way, when you were a
kid and it had a slide projector or a film
strip that had to be turned and you got to
be the one to turn it. Oh yeah, yeah, they
don't do that anymore obviously, because yeah, but yeah, there

(01:17:21):
was like one of those. This is one of those
old sex said things. When it comes to period.

Speaker 21 (01:17:25):
Lesson too, men'struation like seasons, there comes a time in
every young lady's life, every body changes. You will notice
breasts starting to appear. The boyish figure is replaced by
a more curved torso. But the most important change a
young girl will experience is labeled menstruation, or more commonly

(01:17:48):
called a period or monthlies every month for four or
five days, blood will flow outside your bodies. Not worry
every girl encounters this. It may be scary at first,
but as you grow, the menstrual cycle will become second
nature to you. To protect your clothing the blood, you

(01:18:09):
wear a sanitary pad. The sanitary pad is a thick
layer of cotton that absorbs all the blood. It prevents
it from staining your underwear pants. It's a good idea
to keep some extra pads in your purse locker. Remember,
the menstrual cycle means you are maturing into a young woman.

(01:18:29):
Enjoy this change in your body.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
HEP, it's the G in Garcia. So call sports Witch Garcy. Hey,
good morning and happy Friday, Jeff G.

Speaker 20 (01:18:44):
What up?

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
And good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
What do you show? Happy Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Everybody got your World Series information in just a few seconds.
But let's go ahead and start with my chargers. They
got it done last night. In a big way versus
the Vikings Store Curd touch down, my man crush, Justin
Herbert three touchdowns and Vidal rand for one hundred and
twenty seven yards and a TD as well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Chargers are now five and three.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Rams fans, you got the weekend off as well as
Raider fans. Niners do play the Texans Sunday at ten am.
On to the World Series Game number one tonight five
pm from Toronto. Blake Snell on the mound for the Dodgers,
and speaking of the Dodgers, pitching, Alex Vessio won't be
with the team. He had a very personal family matter
that he's dealing with. I do know his wife was pregnant,

(01:19:28):
so I may have something to do with that either way.
Prayers out to the Vestia family. Don't forget you can
win your World Series tickets right here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Keep listening for your chance to win. Move it on
to the NBA.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
T Wolfs are at Crypto dot Com tonight facing the
Lakers at seven pm. That's on Prime Video. Then the
Lakers are in Sacramento on Sunday. Clippers hosts the Suns
tonight at Into It Dome. Then the Blazers on Sunday. Now,
speaking of the Trail Blazers, their coach Chauncey billups in
the middle of that huge NBA scandal involving leaked information
about players poker games hosted by the mob using X

(01:20:00):
ray tables, special glasses and contact lenses and so much more.
NBA has a huge problem on their hands. Maybe the
Internet is right. All these damn games are fixed at
Ahl Kings won last night in overtime. Kings are in
Nashville tomorrow, and in Chicago on Sunday. Ducks beat Boston
last night seven five, and there in Tampa Bay tomorrow.
College football UCLA have won a few in a row,

(01:20:20):
but they got their biggest test tomorrow versus Indiana. Hope
you have a great sports weekend. And of course I'm
Jeff G. And that's a SoCal.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Sports all right, Jeff, you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
So we'll get to this really quick. A couple more
questions for the ladies. Number one, the fact that they
find other people's dating drama interesting and it doesn't even
need to be someone that they know. It's baffling to me.
They can prattle on and on for hours. The most
of the most granular detail of other people's dating lives.

(01:20:57):
How the F is that even interesting? Good question?

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Off the great question.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
I have an answer for that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
When it's people that you know and like the people
that you and your boyfriend or husband know, but.

Speaker 13 (01:21:07):
Not like celebrity break up drama, like people are interested
about that, that's obsessed with that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
That's not really my feel of expertise. But when it's
people you know, it's like, that's the most like juicy
gossip in the world, because you know, people present themselves
one way in public and one way to their person
they're with. And when you find out who that person is,
how do you not just talk about it for hours?

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
On that will I will argue that everybody enjoys some
hot goss hot, but not when it comes to the
really I don't like the relationship stuff or really anything
celebrity related to that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
I don't really know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
I'm with you on people that maybe you know, Oh
I got to hear it.

Speaker 11 (01:21:46):
See I love it no matter what. I don't even
need to know. I want to hear the whole story.

Speaker 12 (01:21:51):
Because I also just when it comes to movies and
stuff like that, love a true story. So if I
want if there's a movie and they're like, oh, based
on a true story, Like, oh, I'm watching and this
actually happened. So if you're telling me a story whether
I know that I'm not, and I can ask all
the questions that I want and get all.

Speaker 11 (01:22:08):
The answers, it's the best.

Speaker 12 (01:22:09):
And you're like, oh my gosh. And then you tell
other people and you're like, this actually happened. You're not
gonna believe it.

Speaker 13 (01:22:16):
Somebody in your wheelhouse what's her name, Ballerini something? Did
she go through some big breakup?

Speaker 11 (01:22:22):
I mean she did, Yes, she got a divorce.

Speaker 13 (01:22:24):
Yeah, Like I don't even know who that is. But
they like people talk about the drama so much, it
like comes up in that way about whoever the hell
it was. There was like some and they combined the names.
It was the it wasn't a car dash here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:22:39):
There's something recently though that's constantly in my feed is
the Zach Bryan Hoo's the singer and then Brianna from
Barcelol Sports, Like their breakup is like constantly all over
my feet.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I want to say it was a couple of years
ago and was a whatever gate or whatever that mess
was obsessed.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
With fortunate to say, I state that the whole thing,
and I don't know who they are.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
All right, it's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian,
good morning. Right, So what's your question for the ladies?

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
Well, I have a question. Why is it when a
guy sheats on a girl that girl and goest becomes
friends with the girl that he cheated on her with
the other woman.

Speaker 11 (01:23:24):
I don't know about this.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Did this happen to you?

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Yeah, a new one.

Speaker 13 (01:23:30):
Yeah, that tends to happen if like the relationship obviously
doesn't continue with.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
The with the side piece. Yeah, with the side and
then they can miserate over you.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
Yeah right, I do understand, you know, like girls get
all crazy when you know a guy cheats on him
and then goes after the girl.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Go after your man. He's the one that couldn't keep
it in his pants.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Well, also, I say the same thing about like a dude,
we'll get mad, comes home, sees the wife with somebody
else and starts to beat God, you're not in a
relationship with him. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, You're commitment
issue was with her. I'm not saying you beat the
crap out of her. I'm not saying that, but your
issue was with them.

Speaker 13 (01:24:04):
Yes, there shouldn't be an issue unless that's your best
friend and your brother or your dad.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
That like, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Don't think this is very common.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Well there was a whole movie with right and there
was three of them.

Speaker 11 (01:24:17):
They all became best Yeah, sorry about.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
That, Brian. That sucks. But like, yeah, but you but
you cheated on her?

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
No, yes I did.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
First.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Okay with that, Samuel will tell you that you're not
really a bad guy, you know.

Speaker 12 (01:24:34):
I don't suggest staying with him though, but you can
do a bad thing and not be a bad person.

Speaker 11 (01:24:38):
There are people who are bad.

Speaker 17 (01:24:40):
People, true, but you're a bad guy, right, Brian person,
I think, thank you appreciate listen to the Woode Show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.
I think it. I think there may be some kind
of effect where you know you've gone and I can
feel the warmth kind of like head them down toward
my pest show, the Woody Show. WHI is back? Okay,

(01:25:15):
one more question? Yeah, So, as we're talking about questions
for the ladies, and this was one I was sent over.
Then I saw some mortis come over. Here's the question
from let's see oh six six one? How come women
just can't say what they want for dinner? It's always
some long discussion and they even ask what you want,

(01:25:37):
knowing that they already had something in mind? Why? Why
the mind games?

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
This is the someone somebody else said, why do you
ask your significant other to pick a restaurant, food, or
travel destination and then shoot the ideas down if you
want or don't want certain things? Why can't you just
make the decision yourself? Yeah, a question because as a guy,
as a guy who when my wife says, what do
you want for dinner? And I say, I don't care?
You know why? Because I really don't care if there's

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something that I really don't want, like you know what,
I had chicken, I had spaghetti. I had chicken for
lunch today, Uh not chicken, or you know, had Mexican
for lunch today, So I got it. I'm not just
not feeling whatever. I'll tell you that and then after
that the world's your oyster. And I honestly, truly this
is not a test. I'm not testing you. I don't care.
You can have whatever you want. Yeah, why is that?

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
That's a good question.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
I wonder if it's because women want to come off
as agreeable and are just rolling the dice to see
if you'll, if you'll, if your two preferences will match.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Just you know the spot.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
That's what happened with you.

Speaker 11 (01:26:40):
I don't ever know what I want. I just know
what I don't want.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
That's it.

Speaker 12 (01:26:45):
So I'll say I don't care unless it's something I
don't want. So then you have to throw.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
As do a laundry list, and so just tell us
what you don't want.

Speaker 11 (01:26:52):
Right, I will, I will, But it's your thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
You waste the time. Don't ask for ideas without saying
what you don't want want, Say hey, no, what I
don't want in the moment.

Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Until you until you say it, and then I know
that I don't want that.

Speaker 18 (01:27:06):
I have to know that you want it before I
know I don't want any So I just figured this out.
It's women don't want the choice. They want the conversation,
like like gossip. Women, that's that's your brain is you
want conversation, you want gossip, you want interpersonal relationships, And
that's just an extension of it. No, I just don't
what you want for dinner question because because it involved,

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because then it opens up a door to conversation and
you're disgusting and going back and forth and this and that. Huh,
that's how their brains are wired.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
I saw something really funny on social the other day.
I think I posted it on the what do you show?
Instagram story where this guy's like, here's how to get
around that whole situation. Hey, guess where we're going to
dinner tonight? Where guess where we go?

Speaker 16 (01:27:50):
Are we going to that type place that I love?

Speaker 8 (01:27:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Yet dude, we share the same brain. Oh my god.
Yeh then right over to the play.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
That's a great idea. Yeah, yeah, great work around.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Yeah, let's see because and then Chick's also like like,
oh my god, it's like we have ESPN right exactly
what it's easy to trick them. Yeah, I mean, so
you can try that out, fellas. I will try at
some point. See that's I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Got to see some of these girls that you're tricking.

Speaker 18 (01:28:23):
No, it's you know, it's like it's the whole it's
about the mind games, the mystery, mesthoid. You know, there's
there are ways to like easy psychological tricks like what
you just did the trick. I mean, it's easy to
trick guys too. We just don't care. We don't need
to be tricked.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
We're just dumb as hell. Okay, cool, whatever can show.
You know, we're constantly giving out the phone number and
the text and email, social media, all these different ways
that you could be a part of the show or
let you know, let us know what you think. And
then there's also our favorite where people get upset about

(01:29:01):
something and then they go to the radio station website
and there's that contact us lately, And the other thing
is going to management. It goes to everybody on the
programming side, because a lot of times it's just hey,
asking a question about a contest or sometimes even requesting
a song or whatever, and we get those too, and
that's where people go to complain. And look, we've said
a number of times, this show is only done for

(01:29:24):
the people who really like the show, people who are
just kind of and there's a lot of that hate Listen.
You know, people hate watch hate Listen. It's been happening
for you know, since the beginning of time. Yeah, you know,
people hang out with other people who trigger them. They
enjoy that stimulation. I'm not sure what it is, but
at a certain point it becomes on an unhealthy relationship
and we have to cut some dead weight around here.

(01:29:44):
And that's where we have the Woodie Show Crossroads. Yeah,
because it's just not productive, you know what I mean,

(01:30:06):
it's probably better for your mental health and we don't
have to deal with you and you know all you're
just yelling at a wall at that point, right. This
was one of those station feedback ones. This is from
a woman named joe Ann subject agis to content. Oh
and then also when the ones it gets in to
the radio station, would you like a reply reply request?

(01:30:28):
In this case, yes for me. She says. I was
listening to The Woodies Show and heard their take on
the Golden Bach threat, And can I just say, what
a gross and demoralizing segment. It's honestly not even funny.
But the more I listened, the more I realized the
problem wasn't how unfunny the segment was. The actual problem
is the fact that your entire crew is exploiting older

(01:30:49):
women who are simply just trying to support themselves and
their families.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
They got money for this segment. Yeah, they were given
coins that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Balanced the feed. I honestly have a feeling that it's
illegal for your show to even be recording these women
in their personal moments and playing them on the radio.
That's not true. These are public chat rooms. I hope
one day to read an article saying that you were
sued for it. But until then, I am never, and
I repeat never, listening to this radio station again. Other
things I have heard on the show were kind of entertaining,

(01:31:19):
but it's just not worth listening to a show once
you find out that all of the hosts are ageis
predators and exploiters. Maybe you guys are just creeps and
you get off on it all, or maybe you are
just unfunny people who have no empathy for the working class.
Either way, we're done here. Okay, that's from Joeanne. We've
lost everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
Not very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Crap agsbody, but.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
I for sure that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
What a show? Crossroads? Next up? This is a sent
to our email email at the woodieshow dot com. It's
from a guy named Joe no subject. He says, here's
the thing about your show. I love it ninety five
percent of the time, but the other five percent of
the time, I really wonder why even listen. I like

(01:32:18):
the segments for the most part, but what I don't
like is how the show, especially Woody, says the show
is politically incorrect, and yet the most PC person on
the show in Sea Bass too. I support this. I
know you'll ask for an example, and there are numerous,
But recently a guy called into the show to complain

(01:32:38):
about fat Chick skinny Chick. He said that the segment
was unprofessional, and Woody immediately called him an our word.
He didn't say retard, he said our word. Really, this
is the insensitivity training for a politically correct world that
you advertised. Are we still middle schoolers? Another example, there
was a news story about a wildfire and the firefighters
were dumping fire retardant on it, but you guys couldn't

(01:33:00):
and bring yourself to say that you called it fire
our word. How obnoxious joke is You guys are homos
politically incorrect of keeping it real? My ass. You guys
are different, but you're not just another bunch of PC
libtard homos. I've been saying I'm done listening for good
all out.

Speaker 13 (01:33:20):
I love that the.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
First creator it said we're too mean and this one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Said, you guys aren't meeting up.

Speaker 13 (01:33:27):
These are the type of dudes that the hair swear
where they start joeing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Oh my god, he said the F word, by the way,
the the fire thing, the fire retardant always that's a that's.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
A goof, that's that's joke.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
On political correctness that we won't even say retardant for
fire retardant. Are you kidding now, sir?

Speaker 13 (01:33:47):
Yeah, yeah, Joe sarcasm is dead.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
But are retard Yeah, because Homo's bad. Yeah, it's so bad,
real flur. All right, Well here's one. This is sent
to that station. Feedback is from Lynn subject Sea Bass
is a cancer. H replied, requested, yes, oh now you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Knew this while was coming Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
I was listening to the show, and I heard Sea Bass,
one of the more ignorant people I've ever heard, say
that teachers should just shut up and do their jobs.
Shut up and dribble teachers. But he didn't just say
that as a throwaway comment. He went on and on
about how teachers are on high horses and don't deserve
the credit that they get. And I just want to
say to Sea Bass, you are truly an idiot. Go

(01:34:37):
on you have never been a teacher, and you never
could be took cat you were a homeschooled loser. That
alone means you shouldn't be speaking on the subject.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
I went to high school, thank you, in college.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
But just so you know, we barely get any credit
as teachers. I barely get paid. I have to buy
supplies out of my own pocket, and I put extra
hours grading and meeting with parents every week. Get private job,
Bob is not only demanding, but it's thankless, second only
to being a mother, and I am both.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
You don't get patted on the back of caller here
all the time?

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Oh wait you do. So for you, of all people,
to be telling teachers that they suck and should just
quote shut up and do their jobs is crossing the
line even for you. Grow up. You have made the
Woodie Show unlistenable. And guess what save different cancelation. We
are teachers and we talk. So good luck with that, buddy.
Wait what, I guess she's gonna tell all her Yeah,

(01:35:30):
me and all my friends. How about you just shut
up and do your job. This is my job. You
know it wouldn't suck if you got to hit by bus.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
Use that language in front of children.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Thanks a lot of that's a gradust use their all money,
like you pay to be around children.

Speaker 13 (01:35:52):
That's kind of weird, sum ass.

Speaker 18 (01:35:56):
All right, So Gina doesn't know this, but this has
been going on for a long time, and so on.
So when I took a test that, by the way,
a third of people who want to take the test
don't pass pass it easily, would you all be willing
to allow me to actually sign up to be a
registered substitute cherishes?

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
I wouldn't be here some days.

Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
Obviously, I would give anything to see this.

Speaker 11 (01:36:12):
No, I don't want sea beasts around children.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
I want this to happen in the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
But of course I wouldn't.

Speaker 18 (01:36:18):
Say I'm sea beast, et cetera, et cetera. I would
just go do it periodically and report back on what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
Are you gonna wear like a body cam? Well, I'm
not gonna do.

Speaker 18 (01:36:29):
I'll just come back and talk about what happened. And
you actually tap myself on the back, because that's the
number one thing he hears.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
You could never get.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
What we're gonna need though, is we're gonna need like
the assistant principle or something to.

Speaker 7 (01:36:39):
Corroborate your day, right, so we have need both and
what are the kids?

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
You could barely handle it if somebody asked you how
your weekend was, or like the beginning of this hour
when I said, uh, hey, good morning Sea Bass. But
he wants I'm not saying that he can't. I'm not
saying that he can't acting do the job, meaning like
you know, he can't pass the test. Could he deal?
That is what I just proposed with children themselves and

(01:37:07):
with the with the parents taking his own life. That's
the part like he could fake it for a minute.
I'm saying if he did it day in and day out,
could he take it? I don't think he could. I
don't think subs have to deal with parents, do they? No?

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
I think he could totally do it.

Speaker 11 (01:37:21):
Also, are just one off. It's not day in and
day after.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Could be like you can't just.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Quit this job and take a hold on. You want
to pay me for both, I'll do it. Yeah, I'm
happy to do both.

Speaker 13 (01:37:33):
At today's basketball sixth grade teachers like being clam six.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
So oh wait, every sixty two year old retiree, I
wouldn't want to do it. You wouldn't watch it with
my own kids. It's easy TV.

Speaker 11 (01:37:46):
They play videos, they're like, you're watching.

Speaker 18 (01:37:48):
Here's the thing is, I can't win now because I'll
pass a test.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Oh you couldn't do this. Oh you can't be an
actual teacher. Oh well that's not the same as full time.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
But I don't even want him doing like real teaching.

Speaker 7 (01:37:57):
I want him with kindergarteners, just a motion like monsters.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
With the parents.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
That's what I'd really like to say. Sorry, mom, Bro,
all right, thet divorce one more? What do you show
Crossroads again? Station feedback. This is from Caleb subject Greg Gory.
Reply requested Yes, GALLB says, I swear to God. Greg

(01:38:24):
Gory is so hypocritically. He always talks about how he
loves romance and being monogamous with Mario, Yet he has
entire segments where women call in and brag about cheating
on their dudes with other women. Of all people, I
would expect Greg to see through the facade of lesbians.
As a fellow gay man. It angers me that women

(01:38:48):
get a pass quote unquote for cheating if it's with
another woman, Cheating is cheating, no matter the gender. Greg
would be absolutely heartbroken if Mario cheated on him. In
a hot tub, that's the thing. Yet Greg has all
these whoores call in quite often to crag about their
sexual encounters with other women, often while supposedly being in

(01:39:09):
quote relationships, and he just laughs and laughs. It's not
even funny, man, you're glorifying cheating in double standards, and
as a gay man, that should bother you. Stop being
a hypocrite and maybe try coming up with a less
disgusting segment.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
This seems very personal.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
That is that is from Kale.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
Well, in my defense, number one, it's just really hot.
And number two, these one off lesbian experiences that I
enjoy hearing about. We're never prefaced with tell us the
time you cheated on your husband it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Was yeah, I mean it was just lesbian dabbling. We
hear this a lot. I mean we've been doing that
segment for years off and on. It is one of
those things where it's like, Okay, well, why if it
was with an if they did this, you know, with
the guy, that's one thing, But a lot of times
it's like, oh, I was with my girlfriends and we
were in a hot tub, or we were out at
a party and whatever, we were drinking them. Next thing,

(01:40:06):
one thing led to another. That's where there are points
that we've always gotten people who point out the quote
double standard of like, oh, that's not cheating, that's supposed
to be awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
There is a double standard.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
But if you're in a relationship with that person, well
then find that could be the deal breaker for you
in your relationship.

Speaker 13 (01:40:20):
It's because chicks are hot, and dues a girl.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
From the outside looking sounds pretty hot because it's human nature.

Speaker 7 (01:40:28):
Well yeah, and also, did you know that you had
to live up to this dude's standards of what you
thought a relationship was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
I didn't know we all had to do what he
this listener.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Yeah, but I mean back to the original point. It
wasn't tell us when you cheated on your husband.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
You know, it sounds like it sounds like as a
gay man, he was with some dude who got curious
and it was one of those women who hit up
Greg all the time too, like oh I bet I
can you know make straight? Or they want to take
the challenge. Yeah, And he's like, oh maybe he was
a gold star. Maybe maybe the partner was a gold star.
Never been with a woman, Like aren't you curious? Why
don't you to be with me? For a minute hook

(01:41:03):
up with.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
Me ruined everything.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Yeah, I mean Julian the phone screen that was trying
to bang Mike the Show Killer, because Mike the Show
Killer is a gold star gay guy. I've never been
with a woman before, and she's like, oh, come on,
give it a swing. And he's married but.

Speaker 18 (01:41:16):
Before her kids. By the way, this was a long
time ago. Oh yeah, that was before her kids still married.
She also made up with my girlfriend one time, and
I wasn't crying choice, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Oh, there's the cross Roads. Everybody probably could store all
that out.

Speaker 8 (01:41:28):
This is you know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Greg pointed out something during the commercial break, did I yeah,
and it was I didn't catch it. I didn't catch
it while I was happening because I was right in
the middle. I was right in the middle of reading
the Crossroads stuff and going on all the other things.
Gina heard it. I completely missed it. And I feel

(01:41:56):
like we owe Sea Bass a big show of gratitude,
a massive debt of gratitude. He pointed something out that
I never realized that I never wanted to admit. And
I'm waiting for.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Him to Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
He's not you see him.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Oh here, Jim's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Here, we'll wait, taking us time.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Yeah, I walk extra sto all right, all right, it
was kind of news to me when I heard it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
Yeah, by the way, I completely missed it, did you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Yeah. I just wanted you to know how grateful I am.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Yeah, because it was it was pointed out to me
by Greg and by Gina that how do you phrase.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
It, that he saved the show from cancelation?

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Oh you did?

Speaker 14 (01:42:45):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:42:45):
That.

Speaker 18 (01:42:45):
I was responding tongue in cheek to one of the
comments from the writer, the Crossroads person, who said he's
the you know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
That you didn't go to college or you didn't go
to his public school or.

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
No, no, no, it was something about he's ruining the
show something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Were responding to each thing, and right, the show exactly, exactly.

Speaker 18 (01:43:02):
Okay with proposed fast right, Well, that's just from what
his mouth. He said, Hey, I was about to quit
the show and go back home and give up on
everything until we hired Sea Best. That's literally what he
said when I was hired. It's a little different than
canceling somebody else's cancer, same idea.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
He's the most PC person in the show. Yeah, he
didn't anyone in school. But anyway, I let's just assume
for the sake of argument that was the case. I
just want to make sure that you know my undying gratitude.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
Well, it's really you know what, I appreciate that number one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
Number two, I don't I don't think you.

Speaker 18 (01:43:38):
I don't think I need that from you as much
because you would have been successful wherever you went. It's
more the gregs and the menaces of the world.

Speaker 15 (01:43:49):
Year.

Speaker 18 (01:43:49):
But you know it's not even menace actually, because he
had worked in tech companies.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
It's really just that's that's the other one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
Yeah, because that was it was the one because then
followed it up with he goes, you know I used
to thing differently, but now, yeah, where's the uh oh yeah,
uh the person this is Lynn who said, how about
you just shut up and do your job? You know
what wouldn't suck if you got hit by a bush? Well,
it's not response to that, you know what would suck? Yeah,

(01:44:17):
that's a pretty funny line.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Never won, good job.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
But again, you shouldn't be wishing death on people.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Would you want you?

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Would you watch your kiddos model that behavior.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
I don't think that's.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
Funny. I don't think I would celebrate if you got
hit by a bus, but I wouldn't cry.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
Is it okay? I'm asking, is it okay if I share?
Because it was a table full of people. Remember when
we were at the casino. It was a table full
of people and you said something about this this subject night.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
It was a I think I know what you mean.
But yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
If Greg was wasted, he wasn't. He wasn't wasted. He
was I wasted.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
I haven't gotten wasted. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
So anyway, so we're sitting there and somebody started talking
about Sea Bass, and Greg just kind of goes all right,
and then and then go well, no, I mean understand,
like he knows people. He's like, look, can I be
honest with you guys? He goes, If I came in
tomorrow morning and they said, oh, you guys, Sea Bass
died last night. You know, on the outside, like these people,

(01:45:26):
I'd be like, oh my god, what happened? But the
inside I'd.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Be like.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
He had a he had a fist.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Yeah, I probably because on the inside I'd be like right,
which which I laughed.

Speaker 3 (01:45:42):
It was a look on his face, which is so
genuine because of the you know, they told me, I'd
be like Oh my god, it's terrible. But I've since
advised that feeling he did that was also true. I've
heard you say that. I've heard you say that, but
I went on to cry. He didn't stay neutral. All right,
I wouldn't cry, but.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
I would now go the rest of my life thanking
him for saving me.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Yeah, you, thank me for the weekend your cottage.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Thank you for saving me. Yes, because you did that,
You made that happen. You have nothing I would have. Nothing,
been total failure. Thanksgiving all around. You'll know when it's
time for you know, to bat your head in prayer.
Everybody to give thanks to its first. Then cried seat
for giving me what I have?

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Why do you think I have an eight by ten
in my house?

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
Try? Yes, made of hand painted tile. Yeah, mosaic that
say I'm saving you from.

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
A pledge, drive Greg from a pledge.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Thank you. Yeah, we'll go find Thanks for buying me
all my houses.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
I appreciate it. Eight seven seven for all you, and
you're welcome. Thank me for creating card arks.

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
But it's okay, and it was all you nice little
on that. Come.

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Oh, I just want to make Look, this is great
we're all showing gratitude for each other.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
That's true. I'm thankful.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
And it's a text and Mario too, because he would
have left you a.

Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
Text over.

Speaker 18 (01:47:15):
Next show after the sales department takes their monitory piece.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Of fish and blood. So what do you show back
in a bit, Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. No,
that's gonna do it for today's show. That's gonna do
it for the week. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time
to weekends. It's like full show podcast, catch that or

(01:47:42):
anything that you missed this week? What do you show
Golden Batch that we did so much again this week?
There was a lot of cool fun start get caught
up on our podcast is go to the woodieshow dot com.
Uh see. You can also find it wherever you get
podcasts other than Spotify. We're kind of giving up on
that now, but we'll mention every once in a while
just to let's let you know that we know it's
not on Spotify, but you can get so many other places.

(01:48:03):
On the show today, some of the after hours voicemails,
dad jokes always good for a Friday Hell Yeah, fail stories, duyq,
some questions for the ladies who made a trip to
the Woodi Show, Crossroads, a little Greg versus Sea Basket.
It was a lot of stuff, so much action, a
lot of stuff on the show this morning. Get caught
up by going to the Woodieshow dot com and check
it out. The podcast back on Monday, and uh yeah

(01:48:26):
into the week of Halloween. Also Menaces official birthday, Oh
my God, is on Tuesday. We'll start going through some
of the people that got picked as the five semi
finalists for the flight to Dubai, and you guys will
listen to these interviews and then help us narrow down
who gets to the top two votes. The top two

(01:48:47):
vote getters, that's who were medicine are going to make
the decision who gets to fly to Dubai. Yeah, so
that is next week on The Woody Show. Anything you
got for us in the meantime, you can leave on
the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven
four Woodie or findals follow us on social media. Look
for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please, if you're in

(01:49:07):
a dry spell, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
The government will f you.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Yeah, don't care about it, And if today is a
payday for you, you'll still get it. You'll find out
sooner than we will.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
We don't get paid til the end of the month.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
Look at those numbers, your last day. You're always getting aft.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
Yeah, that's right, all right. Thank you very much, Greg
gory It. Thank you so much for giving the Woody
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love to appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here
on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, s MD, double m bye.

Speaker 17 (01:49:41):
Great Friday, mo