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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
To the graphic nature of this we brokate.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Listener, discretion is advised.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Showy, this.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Well we are on the front
end of a very exciting week. Guys, what so much happened? Anyway,
It's Monday morning, It's October the twenty seventh, twenty twenty five. Welcome,
we are the Woody Show. Im what he does for Gory? Hi,
There is Menace Hi, we got Gina Grady Sea maass

(01:04):
is here. There's Sammy Morgan's our associate producer. Vaughn is
our video producer. We've got bored and we got Menji
holding things down the Woodies Show production department. You are
part of things this morning. If you want to be
no pressure, you don't have to but topic contest, whatever
you want to get in on, you can give us
a call It eight seven seven forty four. Body. You
can also send us a text over to two to

(01:25):
nine eight seven. The weekend cheers and jeers, of course,
hope everybody had a great weekend. Training news headlines coming up.
We've got the birthdays, the Porno birthday. The latest in
the world of entertainment coming up here this morning. Cart
and Arks happening today. Nice cart and Ark's on the
Woody Show. But yeah, this is an exciting week because
by the end of this week, Halloween's on Friday. That's

(01:48):
the day that we're going to find out who is
going to go to Dubai with Medicine I WHOA. Now,
the deadline for the entries was yesterday, and so throughout
the week we're gonna be interviewing some of the finalists
on the air. And then uh, I think on Wednesday,
So like Wednesday and Thursday, you guys will vote online

(02:08):
and let us know who you think should should win
the trip. Who do you think should be the one
to go? But then Menace and I from the top
two vote getters, get to decide at our own discretion.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
By the way, there's no rules literally anything.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Medicine whatddy, what do you think? And that will be
the person it gets to fly to Dubai.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
First Gods, one of the other radio stations, the guy
heard about our thing and goes, hey, so, how'd you guys,
how'd you guys pull that off? How? Yeah, great question?
And it has been. It has been such a process
to get this done, but a lot of people are
really excited and thank you again everybody. Quick, not quick,
not easy, not easy anyway. So so that's happening this week.

(02:48):
Tomorrow's MENACE's actual birthday. You go, whoa, It's like, I
know why am Yeah, tomorrow's actual birthday. And you know,
it's been exciting times with Sammy. She's been cat sitting
you guys.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yes, how's the cat sitting?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
How's the cat sitting going? And how does the cat
get along with the with the dog? Is it weird
for the dog because a cat is bigger than your dog?

Speaker 8 (03:10):
Yes, than my dog, which my dog typically loves cats.
Now here's been the problem is that the cat will
look out the window at the squirrels all day, loves
watching the squirrels, and then the sun goes down and
there's no more squirrels to see running around, and she
literally is pouncing on my dog like hunting it. We'll
like get down on the ground and then pounds on

(03:31):
her and start pawing at.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
Her and have to yell at him. So that's uh, they're.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Just plain they are.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Well, yeah, but the cat's claws and thousand years old.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Just put some uh you know those little boots on
the cats. They love those.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yeah, I don't think about they don't try to shake
those off.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
Everything about them smells. I have a litter box.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
And in my place. Then the food is wet, food smells.

Speaker 10 (03:57):
How long are you watching this cat?

Speaker 9 (03:59):
A few days?

Speaker 6 (04:00):
But Willie's cat it is he can't get rid of it.

Speaker 10 (04:03):
Is it friendly?

Speaker 9 (04:04):
It is a friendly cat?

Speaker 8 (04:05):
Yeah, but like likes to play as much younger and
likes to attack my dog.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
That sucks. Jerks.

Speaker 10 (04:13):
They so unpredictable. I'm way more afraid of cats than dog.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Did we learned he was a cat guy earlier? I
forgot Yeah we did, and then we had questions but
we never got answered. Where does he go? What is
there like a big white party in Palm Springs? Yeah?
Where did where did he get this cat? Because we
had ideas where how did he? How did you acquire
the cat?

Speaker 9 (04:32):
Like he adopted it?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Cats are always like I found this cat in the dumpster.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
He adopted it as a single man because again because I.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Don't know, I mean that's the way he told the story.
But he he has exes. They could have gotten it together.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I was a single man with a cat at one point,
but it was because it was my ex wife's cat
she left, you know, when we got divorced or had
that conversation about getting she was like on the next plane. Yeah,
and it was going to be one of those things
that got figured out. And then she never ended up
taking the ca hat. So I was like, was it
gonna do drown it? Like, I'm not gonna do that.
I don't like cats, but I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna just do this something like that. So I held

(05:06):
on to it until we could like figure out the
right thing. You didn't want to bring it to a
shelter or anything like that, because I know cats are
a diamond dozen so those things will get put down.
Like it wasn't like a kitten, it was a full
grown cat. And so yeah, and so my my sister
she ended up taking the cat because she's got kids
and stuff.

Speaker 10 (05:24):
Like what was that cat's name? I don't even remember.
I remember the cat's name.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Munchkinschie Oh? No? Was that? No, that was Jesse. Jesse was.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Cat.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, Munchkin was a different cat. Yeah, Jesse. Because it
was Woody's buddy, I'm like again, it wasn't the name
I picked. That was that was that was the name assigned.
The only cat I ever really really liked was my
old roommate's cat named Critter, and it was very unpopular nowadays.
But it was Declaude, which apparently in the yeah work.

(06:01):
But I love that it was decla Right. I have
a question about this whole, like you can't declaud cat thing?
Is this the same thing about like the anti circumcision people.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
No, apparently I've looked into this because we had declaud cats.
Now my mom as cats. It's it's not just like
taking off a fingernail. It's like taking out their phone
to the knuckle.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, but people have that done. People have Yeah, I'm
saying people have amputations, and it's not because it's just
more convenient. Don't like the look of a selective elective? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean I guess if the cat's jersey, they're they're

(06:40):
not just taking scissors while the cat's conscious. It is
so cruel. Why did we do it for years?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
We care?

Speaker 10 (06:46):
We can't control some states.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's okay, Well, this cat, Jesse was declawed and she
was a very happy cat. Yeah, ad a pleasant disposition.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
Yeah, not one cat that I love so much. That
was declaude. I love them so much because he acted
like a dog, right, yeah, you when he came home
and he was super friendly. Yeah, unlike most cats, which
are unpredictable. Maybean, what's gonnaend up happening? Sam's going to
keep the cat and ditch the boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
And then there will be a custody battle.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
Yeah, it does love me. He slips with me all night.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
That's going to happen eight seven seven forty four. Woody
text us over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
Show.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
All right, welcome back. But he's got the birthdays and
the born of birthday coming appear in just a moment.

Speaker 12 (07:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, So Sammy, when uh did you get caught up
when you went to Hawaii on the Glen Powell Show
The Chad Powers. Yes, the people and it was his birthday? Yeah, yes,
yes day. Yeah. We took the day off for it. Yeah,
he was in the celebrity birthday. Yeah, we just had
the What did you think Chad Powers? Yeah? I love it.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
I say yes, two thumbs up for me.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
You're biostage, but is it actually good or is it
just because you like Glenell.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
I think it's actually good because that's the thing is
that I don't actually get to see Glenn Powell as
Glenn Powell most of the time. He's playing a character
that makes him very unattractive. But it's a very endearing
movie and movie show and I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay, Yeah, it doesn't mean.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
It's about football. So he's a quarterback. Actually, it's really funny.
He's a super douchey quarterback who completely blows it in
college and ends up being like in the tabloids and stuff.
Is like a party douchebag kind of guy, and he
can't catch.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
Right and he drives the cyber.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Truck because he's a douchebag and easy stuff. And so
he basically to be able to play football again because
nobody wants him because of his attitude and all these
other things. Disguises himself as Chad Powers and then is
acting as a super like nerdy, dorky kind of guy

(09:03):
from like West Virginia, and he puts on this accent
and so he's trying to fool everybody into thinking he's
somebody else just so that he.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Can play football.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
And isn't it based on like an Eli Manning video,
like a prank video around.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
Yeah that was.

Speaker 13 (09:16):
It's produced by the Manning Brothers right TV show, So yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:19):
I think it was Eli Manning had gone a like
training camp, but he dressed up to look like someone else,
so no one knew who was actually already interrofessional yep.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah exclusive. Thanks writing that town. Yeah, oh I got
a I got a horror movie thing to cover with you. Greg.
I know you're an in search for like a legitimately scary,
actually scary and actually scary because he thinks they're just
all comedy. They're so dumb. Yeah, that'll be coming up
Birthday's part of birthday. But first, what's happening in the

(09:47):
world of entertainment their Menace?

Speaker 13 (09:48):
Well, Eminem's wife is in trouble. She allegedly refused to
pay for a meal in Florida at this diner, but
glad she says she's Eminem's wife and actually she's not.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
The drama went down. Had this diner called Darryl's Dog
Gone Good Diner. Hell yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 13 (10:08):
Darryl's Dog Gone Good Diner is in Silver Springs, Florida.
Apparently she tried to run out on the bill that's
twenty three dollars and she only had ten dollars on her.
But she thought she could get out of it by
saying that she was Eminem's wife, and the police did
not buy it. And if Eminem is into women that
look like they have meth mites, that might be his wife.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
Maybe got to check out hers mudshew that policy if
you're you know, a spouse of.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
M and ms good here it's free free.

Speaker 13 (10:37):
Yeah, so check out that mugshot is pretty hard. She
had plenty of mom spaghetti rightetting. Oh wait, So Kelly
Rippa and Mark quin Kenzuelo's actually got into it a
little bit on her talk show just recently, and the
topic was airport divorce. It's a new term where a
couples kind of just like go their separate ways when

(10:58):
going to the airport and then they reunite at the
gate because they kind of have like.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
A different.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
My wife will standing like my wife will standing a
forever long Starbucks line that I'm not interested in standing.
I'm not getting anything from Starbucks, but I do want
to go down to like the news stand. Okay, you
know the gate. Yeah, it's all right. Tell you or
maybe I gotta go hit the restroom. I'll meet you
at the gate.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (11:21):
Yeah, So well they kind of got they kind of
get into it because Kelly said that he gets to
the airport four hours early, and he got a little
mad about that and said, no, I actually showed up
to the airport like an hour and a half hour early.
And she also added on and said, yeah, he gets
annoyed when people come up to him at the airport,
and he got a little butt hurt by that and said,

(11:42):
don't put that out there.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'm really nice to people.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Why is she putting him on blast like that?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I don't know. She seems like, I don't know, like, yeah,
a little bit puts she puts off a thing on
television about Oh, she's just kind of like cute and sweet,
like she gives off. And I don't know this is
based on nothing other than what he's saying right here,
but I've always kind of felt like she's one of
those phony people that like puts on this. Oh hey.
And then as soon as the door, how people talk

(12:07):
about Ellen now? Right, totally everybody thought Ellen was a
super nice, cool chick and then like the scenes, yeah,
and then behind the scenes, just a bitch yeah, big energy,
big yeah, big rag energy. Yeah. He said, I'm very
nice people, and it wasn't cool that she did that.
So we'll see if there's more the show. Now.

Speaker 13 (12:27):
We've been talking about how Stranger's Things, their last season
is going to be broken up into three parts, one
around Thanksgiving, one around Christmas, and then the last one
New Year's Eve. Well, the New Year's Eve episode is
actually going to be available in theaters. If you want
to go watch it in theaters. They'll be available in
three hundred and fifty different movie theaters December three first,
going into January first, And you know, if you're like

(12:49):
Greg and you don't want to go to the movie theater,
you can still watch it at home.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
But if you want that movie theater, if I want
something to do that night.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I could see like, what are you son? Sort of
aged people getting getting together and doing that yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
And stuff and watching the last episode. That would be
kind of cool, all right. Apparently Harvey Weinstein's ex wife,
Georgina Chapman, she is possibly facing foreclosure on her two
point five million dollar home because apparently, allegedly she hasn't
been paying the mortgage payments. Now, she has two kids
with Weinstein, and we've heard like allegedly he's also selling

(13:22):
off like all his catalogs to pay his lawyers. And
I'm saying, like, dude, the lawyers are probably just gussing
him up, saying, oh hey, we can get you out,
but they're just taking us money.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
She with Adrian Brody.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Now, she is with Adrian Brody and they've been together
since twenty nineteen, and he is worth forty million dollars.
Pay off the mortgage just because they're dating.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
Greag, Come on, you tell me you would do that,
a big sweeping absolutely, But.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Adrian, he definitely should should got money.

Speaker 10 (13:56):
Who cares?

Speaker 13 (13:57):
Let her, you know, find find a way out of
that one. All right, Now here's something that you actually
care about. Greg and what he possibly Chip and Joanna
Gaines listening Fixer Upper.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Did you hear a big fan? Did I hear?

Speaker 10 (14:10):
I mean, I'm over them, but I'm not going to
act like I'm never a fan.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Well, how about this.

Speaker 13 (14:15):
They're leaving Texas and going to Colorado.

Speaker 10 (14:19):
That's interesting. They are Texas, Yeah, and they were the
embodiment of Waco.

Speaker 13 (14:24):
Now they're working on Colorado Mountain Town house is going
to be their next thing.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
His hometown is still on.

Speaker 10 (14:31):
Greg, I never watched that. That's the one that watched
that one I did. I didn't ever really watch the People.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah right, No, I didn't watch that. Laurel Mississippi.

Speaker 13 (14:40):
Yeah, this seems like it's gonna be a quick thing, though,
it's gonna be a three time limited series.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Come on, menace. Well that's yeah, clickbait what I mean.
But this is the first time they've left Texas to
go do something that sound like they were packing up
and they were moving. But everything we can do in Texas.

Speaker 10 (14:57):
Sorry for the closing the silos.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, it's over.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
No more Magnolia Farms.

Speaker 10 (15:04):
No, my bad.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
All right, all right, time for your birthdays and your
porn of birthday show. Say, we're gonna it's shivery. We're
gonna sit because it's sy and you know we don't
do of course. Starting with the celebrities, John Cleese from
Monty Python is eighty six today. Yeah, dumbas Tyler had said, like, man,

(15:27):
I thought he had died like ten years ago.

Speaker 10 (15:29):
I would have thought something.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
We interviewed him a long time ago and he said,
excuse me, it's please, like please, like, sorry, okay please.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Kelly Osbourne is forty one. Simon Lebond, the lead singer
of Duran Durant, is sixty seven. I'm telling you, guys,
the birthdays are not not that great that Simon the
Bond rules.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Roberto Benini, you remember the guy, the Oscar winning actor
and director of Life is Beautiful on the chair. Yeah,
he's seventy three. Lonzo Ball, we're down to those kind
of birthdays. Oh yeah, okay. NBA Basketball twenty eight, gotta
TikTok stars in there. Marlon Maples is sixty two and
Robert Picardo, actor from Star Trek Voyager, seventy two. Sure,

(16:07):
all right, let's just get into what you really want.
That's the porno birthday. Today's pornod birthday is Jasmine Love
and today's birthday Girl, she's had more fingers in her
than a bowl of Halloween can in three hundred and
eighteen fine films, including Jammine and Jasmine. She was in
Are you a tinkler or a sprinkler? Fair question. Also,

(16:28):
you can't spell sex without your ex Volume one. Sure
she was in Spit on It. Also things your wife
won't do, Volume three, Probably Sammy she was in the
Holiday film. I know how much you love those. Yes,
Brunette Slutt gets nasty and wild with Santa Nice and
who can forget her unforgetable role? And are you trying
to make my nipples hard? Are you trying that? Is

(16:51):
that the goal here? Are you trying to make my
nipples hard? Delivery?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
With birthday?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's a Jasmine Love who's twenty six years old today?
And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Monday morning. Look for what's happening around the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. Hi, welcome
back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday. It's October the twenty seventh.

(17:17):
It is a National American Beer Day. Yeah, we're just
talking about Cat's National Black Cat Day week Sea bass
is cranky co Worker's Day. Don't have any of those,
do we? Mom? Not in here?

Speaker 10 (17:31):
Cranky?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
No, who's cranky in here? I don't know? But we
would you consider anybody at this point, I mean everybody
goes they have like their their moments or like they'll
they'll be going through something like a phase or whatever.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
I would say when we all first get here, you
I would call you cranky.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I'm focused. I'm not cranky. I'm just super focus. Yeah,
like no, because I'm just no. Yeah, you can't say no.
It does come off that way. Yeah, I'm saying, but
that's not what I'm not trying to be cranky. I'm
just like, I have so much to do in a
short amount of time, and I'm just trying to crank
through it. And so yeah, there's like crank through I
don't have I don't have the I said it. I'm

(18:08):
not smart, so I don't have the I don't have
the band with it. I'm saying, but I'm just so
you guys know what the intention is. It's not about babe.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
Well I mean yeah, I mean getting a hello from
you in the morning is difficult. Yeah, we don't even
know when you come in.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
You just kind of.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Side straight to the coffee. When I got here, I
don't even come in here first to go straight to
the coffee and then I come out there.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
You don't want to get yelled at us? Yeah, I
face ripped off. I see Sammy, Yes, I see well.
Gina walks by. Yeah I hear Gina. Yeah, I go
a different route. I don't I don't see Metas or
Greg until I walk into the studio talking about I
come in the office every once morning.

Speaker 10 (18:40):
You just ignore, I mean you don't know, yeah, because
you're all cranky.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Because I make sure my computers on because we've got
to link it, okay, every single morning, all right, he's
too focused on the part zunes. Yeah. Yeah, well dumbas
Tyler and I are like just cranking through.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
You guys, don't know.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
Yeah, maybe when I've walked in and both of you
guys say nothing to me when I said high and
I'm just like, oh, so.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Both of the Yeah, yeah, it's a it's Navy day
and it's also a National Mentoring Day today. Hey, Halloween
is on froddy. Of course, when it comes to Halloween,
Greg says there's no such thing as a truly scary movie. True, well,
maybe one or two okay, The Strangers and so Greg,
maybe to inspire you some genuinely scary movies worth streaming. Okay,

(19:27):
so they taught and I don't. I don't know. I'm
not a big like horror movie. I found them super
cheesy and they are I don't really get it now.
I did like the conjuring like the first one. Like
the first time I saw The Conjuring, I thought that
was pretty good. Poultry Geist Back in the day when
you're a kid, I thought when the Blair Witch Project
came out, I thought that was cool. Like it wasn't
like I never saw that really, but like just the

(19:47):
way the marketing on that, like how they market it
was brilliant. It was really cool. So in that moment,
it was cool. Now it's like dumbling. Yeah, so I
don't know what's on. Poultrygeist is on the list.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
It's scary for kids, it's creepy. But yeah, when she
goes into the TV, that was dumb.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Anybody know a movie called Bring Her Back? No, No, okay,
that's that's on HBO Max about Insidious. I've heard of that.
I heard of that. I think I started it. Yeah,
what was the one Bring Her Back? Bring Her Back
in City is also on HBO Max.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
I watched that, so don't it's pretty scary. Yeah, because I,
like you, I'm jaded.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm like, yeah, you know, like forget horror. I like
the like suspense. Yeah, you know, like what was the
movie we went to like a screening somewhere one time
and it was like some chick was locked up in
the basement. Remember it was like the blind guy and
he was like, you know, trying to keep people in
the house. Don't breathe, don't breathe. Yeah, yeah, like that
kind of stuff that suspense. There's a couple of jump
scares and there kind of thing like just kind of

(20:49):
catch you off guard. It's not particularly scary. Yeah, it'd
be a horror movie, like what are they going to do?

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Like weapons?

Speaker 10 (20:57):
That was just like, okay, a movie called it follow
I think I saw that.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay, that's paranormal activity. I've heard of that.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
That's not scary.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
But I remember when that came out and people went
and saw and said, oh my gosh, this is the
scariest movie I've ever seen.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
You have to see it.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
So I went to theaters and I was like, are
you serious, it's.

Speaker 10 (21:19):
Not I hate those movies where it's filmed by like
a campaign.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
That was witch.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Yeah, but at the time it was cool because we
had never seen it.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's on Paramount Plus on Netflix, you can watch something
called The Perfection.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
Oh write that one down too, I haven't heard all.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Right, The Perfection pulled your guys to mention that Sinister
is on Hulu. Rings a Bell don't recall a movie
called Terrified, all right, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's I've
never seen it.

Speaker 9 (21:49):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
It's weird.

Speaker 10 (21:51):
First hours kind of borrow like they're just in a
camper van. Once they get to the house, it's scary.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
It was the scarce.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
I still have nightmares from us.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Really, there's one part. I don't want to spoil the
dinner to everybody.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
No, when he gives watches okay, when they cut off
his legs and then dip them in salt.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Nice, Oh my god. I was like, ah, yeah, I
watched the Nightmare on elm Street. Movies like the Fridday movies,
but I never watched any of the Jason movies. I've
never watched any of Friday the Thirteenth movies. Okay, I
prefer those.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
The eighties ones that scared us. My kid really wants
to see, and I'm trying to convince my husband they're
not scary anymore. It's fun like what like Friday's like
Friday the thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, my daughter wanted to watch the original it and
she thought it was really dumb. Jim Curry with the
new one she liked a lot. Then she went back
and watched the old one and thought it sucks.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
It's just like comedy. It doesn't translate.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Aside.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
Your kid's ten. He would find Friday the thirteenth scared.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
I showed him clips. He was laughing.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I watched never watched the Extorcist.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Oh, that's that's Greig and I love to quote that movie.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Right, So you think that one's legitimately scary, it's also
funny once she gets possessed, it's scared.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (22:57):
So that one for me, I saw obviously way later,
and that's when I found funny.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
Yeah too, it was so much later the effects.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
And then one more on this list. It's called When
Evil Lurks And that's on that's on Hulu up.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Here, just taking yeah, hold on.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
There you go. Yeah, because Greg Greg likes to he's
on a quest. It's like trying to find like a
really good death battle band one. Greg is looking for
a truly scary movie, scary, horrible. But you said weapons
is good great eight seven four sent us a text
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Speaker 2 (23:36):
Congratulation.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
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Speaker 1 (23:46):
You are a hero.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Good morning, and thank you for
being here. Yeah that's Greg Gory howwood We got menus?
What is Sea Bass is here? We got Sammy Morgan's here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
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(24:11):
eighty seven. Some of the trending news headlines for the
hour coming up here this morning and this hour with
Gina grand Menas's birthday month is rapidly coming to a close. Whatever.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Yeah, so this has been the best one ever, right, Yeah,
it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's got to be up there, pretty up there. Yeah,
gotta be up there. But the what about you weekend
cheers and jeers?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Well, I went to a beer fest. I mean I
did a lot of great things, but all this highlight
one just one, just the one. I went to a
beer fest and it was so much fun because so
many Woody show listeners were there and then they were
just like stopping me constantly and just stopping and saying
how much they love the show, how long they've been
listening to the show, and what they love about it.

(24:56):
And again, we always say that we get caught up
in our own lives here and then we just come
to the studio, go home, Come to the studio, go home,
and then so there's not really like face to face
interaction with listeners. And so it was fun to do that.

Speaker 13 (25:12):
And uh, my jeers was I cleaned my house and
it takes too long, Like my free time was taken up,
and I felt like half the day was just two
rooms because I haven't really been home for like a
month and a half. And then just to go through
all my clothes, it was a long long time. And

(25:33):
I just put like a bunch of donation bags together
to donate clothes again, and I.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Go, I don't need this much clothes. And I just
did that a month before. Greg, he doesn't need this
much closer, he doesn't need that much clothes.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Don't need that much clothes.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
No, I agree. And have you ever gone to You've
seen it. You've seen it. You've seen it, and you've
seen all the shoes that you already give away and
I was to give away more because there's just too much.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
Was this one of those things where you do like
I do, only you bake something and you don't want
to watch the pants, so you throw it away. You
didn't want to do laundry, so you said, I'll just donate.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
No, they were already clean clothes. Okay.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
Yeah, and I got a way too much. Yeah, and
I need more hangers.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
And I found out like you can get deals on
hangers at Costco. You get one hundred hangars for like
thirty bucks. Okay. You can also find a really great
deal on Amazon on hangers. Yeah. Yeah, And I tell
you this because I bought a box of hanger like
it comes at a big giant box. I don't know
how many when they're All I know is that three
years later, I still have hangers. Wow.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
And are they like the felt Yeah, those are the
best ones.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Because they make more space, like there's more room when
you use them.

Speaker 9 (26:44):
But they're all the time based.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Stuff doesn't say the ladies love the felts. Yeah, because
it doesn't make lack plastic hangers. Yeah, because the T shirt,
it doesn't make your T shirt like shoulders plain the
hangers that I refuse to buy have those little notches
like where the shoulders would go, because I'm not a chick.
I'm not hanging stuff for straps. I hate that, right,
So I don't need that stuff, and I find that

(27:08):
I snaged more things on it, like, so I don't
buy those. These are just like nice smooth black and
they all matched in horse They do you mix.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
In any dry cleaning metal hangers?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I know you never, like you can buy hangers on Amazon,
but if you have the opportunity to go to Costco
and buy more stuff than you don't need.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I've seen hangers at Costco. You what section? Yeah? What
section are those? They're in the home section. It's all home,
Like what do you mean? Yeah, Like it's like usually
the first it's the first couple of rows right when
you walk in. Like what else is in that aisle? Though?
Rugs like toilet trees. You never why you shaking your
head more? You seen rugs for sale?

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Not in the hangar aisle?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
No, but it's not a hangar in the same section.
It's in the home section. I've seen like they have
little like uh, yeah, they have like those kind of
throw rugs or like the little things you put like
in front of like a door, not a door map,
but it's like if it's indoor, looks like a little carpet.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
The end of the aisle in those giant boxes.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Right yeah. Yeah, they have like pillow sets that are
pretty cool. Right now, there's a Costco. Costco's popping. Yeah,
there's there's this person that we follow on our Instagram,
the show Instagram and it's like Costco finds or whatever.
Oh not Costco ho. What Oh I've seen her Yeah,
not Costco ho. This chick is pretty pure, but Costco

(28:35):
is way better. Like my question is like, man, what
Costco are you going to? They have the coolest stuff
my Costco doesn't have. Every time I see something on there,
I'm like, oh, and I'll go there thinking like I'm
gonna go get that thing that she highlighted or not.

Speaker 10 (28:47):
And I can't find it there. Maybe they do have it,
you just can't find it.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
No, No, I've asked, yeah, because there's like, you know,
I'm a grown man, but I still want this remote
control car that I saw one of those accounts is
said it was at Costco, and I went and looked
for it over the weekend. It wasn't there.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
One of the greatest things I did in Iceland was
go to Costco.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Her name is Laura Lamb and the account is Costco
Hot Fines. Yeah, like she was. She was promoting this.
It's a shark like little mini steamer vacuum thing, but

(29:26):
it's not for the carpet. You're supposed to use it
for like upholstery, like so for your couch because my kids,
I have that one room. It's an adults only room,
and I tell these kids stay out, but for whatever reason,
they got this hair up their ass a few weeks ago,
and every time I'd walk by, they're in there, no
adult inside, and my son's in there eating something, my

(29:46):
daughter's in there eating something. And next thing you know,
there are stains on the arm of the couch.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
That's the same room where they broke the table, right, yes,
and lied about it.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
It shouldn't be there. You got a pad exactly right.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I should put a lot on that room. But I
saw this thing. I'm like, this might be perfectcause I
tried everything to get this stupid staining out of the
arm of the couch and it wasn't coming out. And
so I'm gonna try this shark thing that I saw
on the Costco thing, but they didn't have it when
I went there. I don't on Amazon. You're gonna have
to replace the couch.

Speaker 10 (30:14):
I'll let you know.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I'll let you know how. That's pretty crazy. They don't
expect respect your authoritie in that room, which sounds like
watching the game, but here you're not. Don't you have
other televisions? Right?

Speaker 7 (30:27):
What's so special about that room?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah? Like literally forbid a slice of greasy pizza, not
on a plate, paper towel, paper towel sitting on the
paper towel, sitting on the arm of wais are so fair?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Does your wife like not care about this room or something? No,
she likes that room too. I don't know she's I
don't know. I don't know what she was doing.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
Do they not understand how food works?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
No, I don't get out of because the kids are done.
Yeah they're dumb ginigrat weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Yeah, big old cheer to forty five year old friendships.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I think very rare. That's been saying.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
I am so lucky my two friends from when I
moved to Kansas City when I was two years old,
I wanted to have like a kind of a long
fun weekend and San Diego. So I went to San
Diego with them and hung out and and hiked around
clips and hung out with so many sea lions who
are so cute but also like very scary, and I

(31:30):
was so close to their teeth that I was, I
get it, now they're scary. It's been an afternoon on
a sail boat, listened to yacht rockets just it was
a beautiful, beautiful weekend with the sounds very white. It
was the.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Weekend.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
It was the whitest and then there we were.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Like cross, oh my god, with ice cubes.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
We did on the boat. It was awesome, but jeers
because we all grew up together and like there was
like a group of moms that kind of raised all
of us, always running in and out of each other's houses.
And my mom's best friend, who is one of those moms,
she was like a second mom to all three of us.
She passed away and it was sad and we stopped
what we were doing and we lives dreamed the funeral,

(32:16):
and that was kind of tough, but it was nice
to actually, what are the odds that I would be
with these two girls watching this funeral, So I guess
that was kind of cool. That was that was tough,
But yeah, we did with my dad because it was COVID.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
What do you think we're gonna do with yours?

Speaker 10 (32:32):
Greg, Never a trillion years would think that somebody would
do that, right, this.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Is going to be a pay per view, but we're
going to keep all the money because want please stick
it to me. It was a very white weekend. Yeah, uh,
it's kind of the same like mine. I went to
my cousin's wedding and literally, I think every person from

(32:57):
my mom's side of the family was there. So it
was a great opport because everybody lives scattered across the country, cousins, aunts, uncles,
the whole, so it was great to see everybody in
one shot. Yes, I love that, you know, I would say,
like a jeer could be dressing up, but no, the
pro was really and I had this kind of moment
during the ceremony and I'm looking around. I see all

(33:18):
these people who I never see, including my uncle who
lives in Arizona, who's been on hospice. Oh, even he
made it to New Jersey. Nobody has for this weekend. Yeah, right,
And I was like, man, gotta go, chance to see him,
chance to see all these other people. But as I'm
like looking around, I see all these members of my
family who I never really get to see. I had
one of those like uh, you know where everything kind

(33:41):
of hits you at once. Yeah, and I'm like, man,
this is what people talk about when they say your
family is the priority. Yeah, like nothing. In that moment,
I kind of realized like, yeah, nothing else. All these things,
whether it's you know, work or other annoyances in your
life or you know, people that you know you want
to check the life out of things that are driving
whatever's driving you crate at the moment, like none of

(34:01):
that really matters. So I had this like very adult moment,
like an epiphany. Yeah, and that was the pro And
so it really not that I wasn't already open and
ready to just have this like great time with my family, Yeah,
but like it it just made it even better, Like
being armed in that moment with that perspective, I'm like, damn, Okay, if.

Speaker 10 (34:22):
You take parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, et cetera, approximately
how many people are you talking in your family.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
At the wedding?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
No, like in general, I mean if you combined both
sides of the family.

Speaker 10 (34:35):
Yeah, yeah, like give or take fifty fifty sixty.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Time, Like Greg, I don't have that many.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, well, keep in mind my dad is one of
ten kids.

Speaker 10 (34:47):
You have a billion cousins.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, and then and then you know it's my mom,
and then she has a twin brother, the uncle from Arizona.
Do you have any and then another uncle who's the
older brother. And then there's all those cousins. Do you
have cousins you've never met? Because I've heard people say
that I've never even met my cousins. No, there's cousins
who I really never see. And it's because everybody's scattered everywhere.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
My husband has uncles and Nancy's never met there's like
twelve kids in your family.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Wow, and my gear is not the dressing up part,
even though that sucked. Can they not make stuff that's
at least like, if it's gonna look good, can it
not be also comfortable? Like same with food? If you're
gonna have healthy food, can he make it taste good?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Why is it that? Like healthy stuff is never good?
It's just always like I know, who can it's not great?
But it's really healthy.

Speaker 10 (35:34):
Whoever decided that a tie makes it a.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Little on you? Here's my gear, my gear to twofold.
It started by I was flipping through and I saw
there was a Big Bang Theory marathon on, which I
love that show. I love Big Bang Theory. Always fun.
It's a crowd pleaser at my mom's house because she
loves that show. My wife, so people that were there
to watch, and uh so I put that on. I

(36:00):
didn't realize that the that the Big Bang Theory Marathon
was on MTV.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yes, yeah, it's the first time I've.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Seen a sitcom like that on MTV. Usually it's the
reality show Stuff or you know, things like that. I'm like,
so that was odd, but all right, whatever, it's a
great show. So I'm watching it now. Here's here's here's
the geer. They have Big Bang Theory on Nicked night right,
which seemed such like such a weird thing. It's like

(36:27):
I heard a.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Radio station, yeah, too young of a show for that,
Lucy right.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I heard a radio station over the weekend too, and
they were a classic hit station. They played Pink. Oh,
I don't like pink. I don't like that, right, It's
just it's I don't know. I mean, I know it
wasn't like a new song. Obviously, it was a song
fifteen twenty years old whatever supposed to be like the Eagles.
Yeah right, yeah, So I don't know what what I
hated about it more, but it was just weird like

(36:54):
Nicked Night. Yeah, Nicked Knight should be at these stuff
from you know, different strokes, Yeah, used to do let's
do the eighties.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Yeah, stuff, family ties, blossom. I would give you like
something like a sure you know, something like that nineties.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, But Big Bang Theory on Nicked Night. He goes
back to last week. I was hanging out with my
best friend from high school and we go dude getting
old man. Yeah, and I realized that. But stuff, Big
Bang Theory just ended not that long, like within what
I think what four or five years it was, it
was over.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Yeah, but it happened like a ten season run, didn't it.
So from when it started, I guess if you're looking
at that and.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Seven, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
To me, that doesn't qualify as Nicked Night. Yeah, no,
not at all.

Speaker 9 (37:35):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I think it needs to be off the air for
at least ten years.

Speaker 10 (37:38):
The final episode was twenty nineteen.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, okay, that sucks.

Speaker 10 (37:42):
Yeah, I recent right, it's really weird. Weirh does nickd
Knights speed up their sitcoms? They used to play friends
and they speed those up.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Or they cut things out.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
Because I I think, yeah, it was to.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Add more commercials s. That's annoying, because that's what you
want to do. Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (37:59):
I have the most random cheer of life. So I
met the little condo over the weekend, and at one
point in the morning, I thought somebody dropped a car
on the roof. The whole place shook, the windows rattled. Yeah,
I thought, maybe you know when you're hanging out a
home and like a car, Well, somebody's delivering their Lamborghini

(38:21):
on a crane exactly right, and I thought it happens.
So then I thought, okay, you know what. It probably
was a nearby complex that exploded. So all the front
doors open, we all go out there. This is early
in the morning. Did you hear that? Heard it? Of
course we heard it and felt it. That was insane.
But the reason it's a cheer is because everything was fine.
It was a sonic boom from a rocket launch. And

(38:45):
the reason it's a cheer is life first never experienced that.
It was that's cool, crazy, that's awesome, loud, and it
had a physition result like the entire place cook. It
was weird, and so that was pretty neat. Knowing everything
was fine and that a nearby place didn't explode made

(39:07):
it a cheer. My jeer and we were talking about
scary movies earlier weapons. Are you effing kidding me? How
dumb the movie?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (39:16):
How is that the number one movie? So dumb?

Speaker 6 (39:18):
So I have to admit I recommended this to Greg.
The first half of the movie I thought, is so God,
look who he's looking at me?

Speaker 7 (39:25):
Like Daggers.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
The first half is so tense and so scary, and
I get that like Gladys has kind of hit or
missed right.

Speaker 9 (39:33):
I really thought that it was.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Like a really tense movie.

Speaker 10 (39:37):
Like I'm gonna kind of give a spoiler if you
haven't seen it, but it's not really a spoiler. Voodoo
Dolls is the essence of the movie. I'm like, really
big spoiler, it's not a voodoo question but essentially.

Speaker 13 (39:49):
Just just released on streaming because I heard a lot
of people walk uh watching.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
It was just everybody was like, oh, it's so good.
I was like, I'll check it out. I'm like, you
know what, I get it. But you're right, it's not
it's not a horror, it's a thriller.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
It's just weird.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
I've heard a lot of good things about it too.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Online. Let down. I saw a she's a DJ at
one of the other stations that we work with, and
she was out with her friends and they were doing like,
you know, spells and potions somewhere what. Yeah, And I
like this person a lot. I did think less of her, though,
I admit like it just like voodoo doll sounds like
she would like it's it's and I think it's more ironic,

(40:27):
like just kind of its kind of like a silly
maybe Halloween thing, and girlfriends.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Like Satanists don't really so even.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Even in the context of that, like you have free
she's got like a son, and like, this is what
you spent your free time doing away from a kid, spells, yaotions. Loser.
In school, there was this like group loser is she's
not a loser. We like her a lot. It's loser. Oh,
it's certainly loser, Jason.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
I told you there's this group of high school girls.
They're kind of big gals, sturdy gals, and they were
all really into like witch crowd, and so we called.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Them, we called the territory.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Doesn't that we called them the craft with the k.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Gina, I'm not kidding, Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
All Right, We're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll get some of the trending news headlines. I'll be
with Gina Grad next year on the Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (41:24):
Hang on the show, Okay, I know what that is.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show, and we have some
trending news headlines, Gina Grad.

Speaker 14 (41:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Well, the French National Police announced yesterday they've arrested two
of the four people involved in the Big Lou Jewelry Heights,
one guy.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
I wasn't watching a lot of the coverage that has heard,
like what we had mentioned that this stuff was stolen
and they didn't know where these guys were and the
whole thing. And I watched a little bit more the
cover ridge and like how they even pulled this off,
Like they backed up a cherry picker right to the
front of the goddamn museum.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Yeah, Like the video is in.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
The one of those like angle grinders that sea bass
has to cut the locks off the bike racked downstairs.
It goes two of those like like that doesn't make
enough noise to get some of his attention. Yeah, they
act like you're supposed to be there and no one
messes with you.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Exactly what happened construction fist, Yeah, hard.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Hat, I saw you know there. I guess there. There
was video of the guys making their way back down
the cherry picker. Yeah, so I guess eventually they were
going to get caught.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Eventually, well not all of them. One guy to them, Yeah,
popped at the airport. He was trying to get to Algeria.
Another guy was trying to get to West Africa. Investigators
say both suspects were found with DNA evidence because remember
they threw their gloves and hats and stuff and then
fled it on motorcycles and knew who they were from
other burglaries. But these two behind bars, the other two

(43:05):
still on the run, Jewels still missing.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
You're supposed to pour bleach on the crime scene before
you leave.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Everybody everybody saw the town, right, everybody.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Knows Heck, well, Week eight of the NFL is almost
wrapped up. On Sunday night, the Packers beat the Steelers sorry,
thirty five to twenty five. The tight end Tucker Craft
going off for one hundred and forty three yards and
two touchdowns. Reps didn't help much, but this one was
on the defense. They just couldn't stop anything. Defense blows,
just in general blows.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
They've given up sixty some points just in the last
two games. Gosh, yeah, them is like the highest paid
defense in the league.

Speaker 10 (43:41):
They're awful.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Well.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Earlier in the day, the Eagles beat the Giants, which
was a double loss for New York since they're running
back Cam Scataboo dislocated his ankle.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
See the video.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
He's done for the season. Yeah, you hate those oyl.
The Bills crushed the Panthers forty to nine. Ravens beat
the Bears, Broncos beat the cow Boys forty four to
twenty four, and believe it or not, the winless Jets.
They finally pulled one out.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Oh that was great.

Speaker 15 (44:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
They beat the Bengals thirty nine to thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
The Bengals will bangle, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
They will bungle. We Gate wraps up tonight with the
Commanders taken on the Chiefs and former New York jetstar
Nick Mangold. He passed away yesterday at forty one years old.
He died from complications from kidney disease, just twelve days
after he posted an appeal for a kidney transplant on
social media. Jets owner Whatdy Johnson said that Nick was

(44:31):
more than a legendary center. He was a heartbeat of
the offensive line. Other Jet teammates. Chimed in called him
a great teammate, even better person, and he is survived
by his wife and four kids.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
So how do you find out if you're a match
for somebody? There's one of them. I forget which one
it is. Where it's pretty it's pretty rough, right, like, Yeah,
it's either kidney or I don't know which one it is, yeah,
ball or one. In order to donate, they basically have
to almost cut you in half. Yeah, jac No, no, no,
it's it's either kidding your liver, I know, both liver

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like a lobe.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
I think it's kidney.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
It's one of those.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
I think what you're saying, it's it's worse to be
the donor, Like it's harder on your body to be
the donor, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Because they have to again, they cut you like a
halfway around your body just to get to whatever they
need to get to. But like, how do you know
or how do you find out if you're for like
something that would have saved him or would have helped him.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yeah, it's just a blood just a blood test. And
there's that's what's so crazy. You mean, there's how many
billions of people I know and it's that hard to find.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yeah, well, somebody who's willing to do it.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
Probably an immediate family would probably count as well.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Well, after splitting the first two games over the weekend,
it's World Series Game three tonight at Dodger Stadium. Toronto.
Took one game on Friday, eleven to four, but the
Dodgers came back in Game two. They won five to
one thanks to Yoshinobu Yamamoto throwing another complete game.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Colonel Sanders behind home. That's awesome, that's cool, Yeah, the Colonel.
Yeah heard buck.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Games three, four, and five are in Los Angeles, with
Tyler Glass now starting tonight for the Dodgers and former
Dodger Max Schurzer on the mound for the Blue Jays,
and there was no winner on Friday night, which means
tomorrow's Mega Millions jackpot is up to seven hundred and
fourteen million dollars and thanks Baling. Not that nobody won,

(46:23):
though there were nearly five hundred thousand winners just with
those little, small little prizes that added up to about
twelve million bucks, but still no big winner. Nobody's won
the jackpot since late June, and this pot is still
the ninth largest in the game's history. If someone wins tomorrow,
they can take the cash out lump sum of about
three hundred and four three point thirty four three hundred
and thirty four million dollars.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Think us speak for Greg. I don't get all that
excited about all these stories about pot, but that's a
pot story I can get behind. Thank you. I know
what is it?

Speaker 10 (46:50):
Up to seven hundred something?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yes, Greg, how would you like to do that pot?
I would do pot. I would talk about that pot.

Speaker 10 (46:56):
I would have a bumper sticker, but our.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
T shirt pot. Yeah, and the same thing. It does
cure a lot of stuff. It does does. It cures
a lot of what ails almost everything instantly.

Speaker 14 (47:09):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Well, the government shut down, you know that began on
October first. It's now the second longest in history, and
the US Department of Agriculture says the federal Food Aid
it ain't going out on November first. That's the Supplemental
Nutrition Assistant Programs, which, yeah, we know what a SNAP.
They help about one in eight Americans by groceries. And
the USDA says that quote that well has run dry

(47:31):
and there is no government, you know, since the government's
not reopening, there's nothing they can do. There was a
request to tap into other funds to keep SNAP going,
but other funds can't legally cover it. That money's for
like disasters and stuff, so, uh, I don't know, it
can be a disaster apparently not.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Well, no, they're talking about the natural. Uh.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
It's a new week, which means there's a new anime
movie at number one at the box office. Anyone heard
of this. It's Chainsaw Man the movie raise.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
I only heard about it because it was number one.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Was Yeah, this is apparently a sequel to a big
anime show, super popular. Anyone no otherwise? Black Phone two
fell the second place, Regretting You debuted at third. Greg's
favorite Springsteen Delivered Me from Nowhere that was at fourth,
and tron Aries rounded out the top five.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Hey, going back to the shutdown thing, Yeah, because I
wasn't quite sure, but I did look it up. So
this is something that certainly needs to change. You have
all these people who are not getting paid. They're working,
they're considered essential, but they're not they're not getting paid. Right.
You know who's still getting paid the congressman. Yeah, because
I heard that, I'm like, I'm not quite sure that's true.
It doesn't seem to make any common sense, right, because

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they're the ones who can.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
Actually control it, paid paid vacation.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
They're the ones who have to all figure out how
to get along and figure it out in order for
this to you know, get funded, so people can get paid.
So that being said, the poor guy who's the air
traffic control just as an example, he's got no vote
in this, he's got no saying it, but he's supposed
to work without getting paid. How about the dickheads who
were actually behind this thing and get to argue it

(49:07):
and figure it out and debate it and come to
some kind of compromise at some point. How about they
don't get paid either.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
They're the only ones that shouldn't getting.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Maybe that'll motivate these mother efforts absolutely a little bit
more because you know, when it all this comes down
to their money, you better believe they'll figure it out.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
And you know what they always say, Well, we can't
come up with a compromise, so I guess we'll all
just go on Christmas break and reevaluate. Oh the hell not,
you're going on Christmas break.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Their salaries are not depending on annual appropriation bills that
can lapse during a shutdown because their pay is protected
by the constitution. Changed is that should be the first
thing that once this thing gets all figured out, that's
the first thing that they all sit together. And of
course they'll never vote for it because that affects them
and their money. And then another thing is okay, even

(49:55):
if they took away their pay, a lot of them
are millionaires. You think it's going to stop them from
doing whatever it is to keep that money still coming in,
like their their Congress paycheck.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
Or you know, right, Well, finally, the worldwide, you know,
the world lost one of the best classic TV show
moms recently, June Lockhart. She died at a hundred years old.

Speaker 10 (50:19):
I had the most fail story ever over the weekend
because Mario was looking at the headlines. They said, oh,
this actress named June Lockhart died.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Who was she? And I said, she was.

Speaker 10 (50:28):
In this show and I can't remember the name of it.
It was a show about this family that got lost
in space. And what was it called. I googled it. Oh,
you didn't lost in space? You did, like, that's what
it was about, They got lost in space.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Craig, Well, he's right. She was the biochemist Maureene Robinson
on Lost in Space. She was also the mom on
more than two hundred episodes of that million year old
show Lassie. You know that was the Collie dog who
would like bark and communicate with the family and help
save kids that were falling down.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
What's that to me? As Aids? And you can sense
it because you're a dog.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Aids, So exactly, r I p June Lockhart and that's
what's going on.

Speaker 15 (51:15):
Wedding.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad my cancer
around my?

Speaker 10 (51:20):
Do you feel each individual pump?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
All right, welcome back. There was something I thought of Greg.
Oh yeah, so I'm I apologize. I'm sure a lot
of people saw this. It was it was new to me,
and then I thought about Greg. Okay, well, I saw it.
So you know who Joe Flacco is? Yeah, yeah, okay,
quarterback Joe Flacco. He was a quarterback for the Baltimore

(51:49):
Ravens for a long time and that has been jumping
around from team the team. The team is like the
Colts and then the Browns and now he's on the
Cincinnati Bengals and whatever. So he just got shipped off
to Cincinnati, you're some one recently. And so he went
from Cleveland Cincinnati, one crappy city to another. But his
family's not there with him. What are they supposed to Like,
he's got a wife and kids, while he's supposed to

(52:09):
pack up and move every time he gets traded. Yeah yeah,
And so like he spends a lot of time on
his own and out doing things. And this is his take,
Joe Flacco's take on eating alone. Oh okay, all right,
because you know Greg, he's a big fan. Greg's embarrassed.
I can't do it. You know, Like the idea of
going to a restaurant by himself and sitting in the

(52:30):
restaurant a table for one menace is the same.

Speaker 10 (52:33):
Yeah, you got to create a backstory, you got to
be on business.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
It's just like depressing. Here's here's Joe Flacco when he
was asked about that recently.

Speaker 15 (52:40):
I think there's always a challenge of sitting in a
room by yourself and being lonely. So for me, it's
trying to find ways to maybe stay over here a
little bit longer, and then you know, just kind of
take myself out of that mindset, call home, go sit
at a restaurant by myself and realize that, man, that's
pretty enjoyable to do.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I tell you, I tell people all the time.

Speaker 15 (52:58):
I mean I used to see guys sit at a
bar by themselves, are you know, just sitting by themselves,
eating and grabbing a little meal, and like, man, I
feel so bad for that guy. You almost want to
go join them. And now I realize, like that dude
was in heaven.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yes, really.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
I should try it.

Speaker 13 (53:16):
Greg and I have a different perspective though, because he's
talking as a person that has children who wants to
have time away from people maybe, and then Greg and
I who do not have children. And Greg keeps on trying,
but like I find it depressing. I don't care about
like what other people see or see me by myself,

(53:36):
and like, oh, look at the poor guy. I internally
I feel like, oh God, why do you hate yourself
so depressed? I don't hate Why do you dislike yourself
so much?

Speaker 11 (53:45):
No?

Speaker 10 (53:47):
Yeah, I'm both to be honest, I think it would
be lonely for me, and I think everybody's probably looking
at like what a loser.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
I just think of that guy that I start. I
started thinking about like when I was younger and I
would have like all my friends around me, like when
we would go out and eat together. Now everybody's all
old and like they're off doing their own thing with
their own you know. So I started thinking about that
kind of stuff. Really. Yeah, I just think like, man,
I'm hungry. That sounds pretty good. What what? What do

(54:19):
I want to eat? Just me, I'm gonna have that.
When do I need to go? Oh I can go
right now and then I go t you sit there
and also get it. No one go ye when you
get it going then eating your car like a yeah,
it's never good. Uh huh. Just sit there. No one's
pressuring you. There's no time yeah, right, like reading a

(54:39):
book and when it's time to go, it's now like
oh are you done? Are you ready to go? Okay,
it's just man, like your time is just completely your
own and it has nothing to do with kids even
sometimes just like you know, you guys are both you're married,
you have a partner and just want to be alone. Yeah,
like just not having to even consider anybody else. It's
just completely your own time, your own moment.

Speaker 10 (55:01):
You gotta get the briefcase out. You gotta at about
acting the though like what are the locals doing around here?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Is coming up here? Bizarre phenomena?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Well, because I have drunk oh yeah, barn dumpster, dumpster Hell.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 10 (55:17):
And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
getting back to my room.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I don't remember how I got dressed. Bah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
And now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
My name is what that is? Greg Gory, Hie Menace,
Good morning to you. There's Gina gram We've got Sea Bass,
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven. Yeah. So medical conditions that inspired horror movies.

(55:53):
This is the topic of Gina's grad school, which is
coming up for you later on this hour. Tis the
season for.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
That an hour later but not yea.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
So so that's coming up. See ass weekend. Cheers and jeers, well,
cheers to manliness.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
I went to homecoming weekend at Georgia Tech and played
in the Rugby Anniversary game, and you really and you know,
talked frat bros all that stuff. You realize that is
the natural state of man is to be Like you
hear about guys who leave like sports or whatever, and
they do they have they don't know what the military,
no idea what to do with their lives because they're
just like, we're all my bros. Yeah, that's like all yeah,

(56:35):
the whole identity forget their identity. It is it is
where you It's like where you feel the most productive,
where you're at home, where where you know you're that's
that's that is the natural state of being a man
is to have be around bros.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Do bro staff. So I feel bad for people, yet
you're not good enough to make a living at it.
Well you know I'm saying, so you're lost with that,
Like you're lost without that point. One percent of people
are right. But the point is that's you know, that's
a great thing that we I feel bad for people
who don't have team sports or that sort of fraternal thing.
Some guys have that at their job, and it really

(57:07):
is it really was nice to have that back. It's
very you could have that at your job though. See
that's well. The barius person here is Morgan. Thank you
with you.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
And you don't even look at me in the hall?

Speaker 3 (57:20):
What's so?

Speaker 6 (57:21):
What's the deal?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I don't want her to I want I want her
to feel safe.

Speaker 10 (57:23):
Yeah, aroused, Yeah, you're turned.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
They're all shocked, like how bald and fat you got her?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Well, first off, I was. I was complimented numerous times
for for the for the luster, the luster and thickness.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah, that's the influences everybody has been asking me about
for thoks.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Who are just just listening to the radio. The ball
thing was started years ago as a lame attempt by
menace to deflect attention, but they never stuck that.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
But these morons glombed onto lustrous hair. Yeah, bros do, yeah,
because we would even look to guys younger than us
and like, oh man, he's all gray and bald and
that's too bad or whatever and so on. So it's
too bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Yeah, but but that camaraderie it's just irreplaceable, So enjoy it, well,
last young bros out there.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, jeers is it's real.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
It's a real bad idea to start playing like one
of the roughest contact sports in the world with no
warm enough whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
So I'm like barely moving right now. Like that's just things.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
When you you do contact sports they talk about like
football shape or whatever sport you're in shape. Your back
isn't used to moving like that, to tackling, hitting, you know,
two hundred fifty pound people running at full speed.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
So I will not be walking straight for a while. Yeah.
And that's not just because I was in midtown Atlanta, right, yeah,
hell yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm saying, bros. Yeah,
Morgan weekend cheers and jeers my.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Cheers is And this is not just a weekend thing.
I've been thinking about this man for like over a week.
Do you know who Todd Browning is?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Todd brown He's very Ah.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
He was the director of Drack in nineteen thirty one
or two, I believe.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
Oh I know where this is going.

Speaker 7 (59:05):
And then oh my god, so long story short, I
get on HBO Max and Freaks is a movie that
recommended to me. If you know me, that makes sense, right,
Google gup, Well, Google gub. I had never heard of
this movie. It was made in nineteen thirty two by
the dude, Yes, Todd Browning.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Okay, morant to No, I don't, but I'm just like that.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Oh, I can't stop researching about him. Anyways, Freaks is
this crazy movie about these circus freaks, but they ended
up being the heroes of the movie, and the normal
people are in the freaks. Anyways, he made this movie
after he made Dracula, and he basically got canceled, and
now the movie is like acceptable again.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Well it's it's like a cult classic. Okay, it was
incredibly disturbing.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
It is Oh my god, I can't stop thinking about it.
Oh yeah, this guy without arms and legs, and then
like all these different types of deformed people like oh,
and then Bord told me his uncle was in the movie,
right as what uncle Willy? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
He was some clown? Really, what was it boring?

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Do you have like lobster hands?

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
He was one of the normal people on the circus.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yeah, your your relative was in this Can you hear us,
all right, port Oh he's trying. Yeah, I don't know.
I heard him for a second, like he was trying
to get a microphone turned on or something. Well there,
now I can hear you. Yeah, no, someone's mic is on.
He's talking through our headphones. Oh okay, all right, I

(01:00:33):
don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Uncle Willy wasn't it anyway? So shout out to this
guy because he got canceled for this movie. But it's
actually not as you know, like canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
How what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Well, it was in the nineteen thirties. It ended his career.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Probably he had no else fund.

Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Yeah, he had to go and not make movies, and
he canceled it on his own.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Canceled. That just means he sucked it. Make a movie. No,
your uncle is and what now like some clown?

Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
Oh yeah, my uncle was Frozo on Freaks. He was
the main guy clown, not a freak in it, but
he was a clown. It was my uncle Wally.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Did you get like mansion money for doing that or actually? Yeah,
he was very rich. We had a good gift giver,
like the unclehol has had, like the really cool gifts
and stuff. He actually helped build like part of our
my parents' house.

Speaker 12 (01:01:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's very good with his hands.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
And dumb clo clown money.

Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
That side of my mom's family is a bunch of
like actors from random TV shows in theater and stuff
over the years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
That's cool, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
But yeah, so if you want a creepy spooky movie,
check it out. Uh, my gears goes to Sea Bass.
Actually my bro over here because Sea Bass we don't
go to the same gym, but we both go to
Planet Fitness, right, and there are lots of Planet fitnesses. Yes, okay,
well I don't think we go to the same one.
I've never seen him. But I was at the gym
yesterday and what were these two people doing? Yes, they

(01:01:53):
were doing what Sea Bass just talked about. They had
mits and boxing gloves and they were doing mitwork. And
I blame Sea Bass because I saw all that and
it made me upset.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
And I wouldn't have cared otherwise.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
I think I wouldn't have cared otherwise, if I would
have enjoyed it, right, I would have looked over and
been like, oh, that's cool, she's doing mitwork or something.
But yeah, I was a girl, terrible form. Anyways, I
saw that and I got triggered and I went to
the desk and I complained, you did, I literally this
is seas took you went to the front desk. I well,

(01:02:25):
I was on my way out when I saw it.
Some I'm like, I'm gonna tell them, and I did the.

Speaker 16 (01:02:28):
Same script that Sea Bass did of oh you guys
offer box and classes and it's actually double gears Sea
Bass rubbing off on me and the girl that worked
there because she was like, oh, yeah, that's not allowed.

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
That'd be cool if it was, though, And I'm like, well,
why are they doing it then? And she's like, I'm
waiting for the manager to get here and then they'll
go talk to She was like this young.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Kid right me, I'm off the Kinkos to go pick
up my professionally printed sign that put up here at
the gym.

Speaker 9 (01:02:57):
But I feel.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Ignored they do, and I feel so bad about myself
that I complain.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
That, Morgan.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
But you said when we talked about this the other
day that that especially boxing is very loud, and when
you're doing it over in the yoga and stretching area,
that's counterproductive to everybody else.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
And it might have been the same guy that got
kicked out of your place.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yes, I do have a question where they like taping,
like videoing themselves.

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
I didn't see any videos or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Let me speak to all gym owners. Put up signs
that say no tripods, no monopods, no videoing allowed on
on the gym floor, and you will save yourself. They
want because they want people to show up to their gym,
and that's what they're doing. Everybody already knows what Planet
Fitness is. And they do have signs in the in
the bathrooms by the way saying no cell phone the flowers,
but that those get ignored too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Oh did I tell you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
It was like two years ago. I was doing a
summer like road trip thing. I preprinted signs that said
no mirror self is you douche bag? But I printed
on the planet like logo and those up and like
ten different like bathrooms allows going through like the New Jersey,
New York area.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yes, yeah, to relax, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
So my cheers is to my high school football team. Uh,
they beat our rival high school. I went to the
game over the weekend on Friday and we crushed them
absolutely crush them.

Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
They used to be.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
I can't imagine still talking about my high school at
this point.

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
Uh No, it was just the game of the rival.

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
So it's a big game still, usually bigger than homecoming.
And so I went and a bunch of my friends
from high school were also there. We were all on
the sideline, snow, big deal with VIP parking and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Parking for the high school game. What happens when your
kids don't go to real college.

Speaker 8 (01:04:51):
Yep, RTC had to let us into park on the
basketball courts. Anyways, we absolutely crushed them. The score ended
up being thirty eight to seven, to the point where
we were like, oh, this isn't our rival anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
This is not a game, and the teenagers, yeah, but
get homework.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
My high school.

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
Looked like beasts compared to this other team. You couldn't
take him down.

Speaker 8 (01:05:20):
Once one of them was running, there would be three
or four people going to tackle him and hitting him
and just still going. I watched him drag one guy
on the ground that was holding onto the back of
his pants, and the way that he ran just like
kicked the guy that kicked him off of him, and he.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Scored a touchdown.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Oh my gosh, did I not see that on sports
Many years ago?

Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
I had a friend who was a high school football
coach and I went to one of his games and
they walked out before the game holding hands.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Oh, like they're all paired up and they walking out. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
I don't know if that's a Catholic high school thing
or what.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Weird think the smile that through the paper that said,
you know, beat the bruins or whatever. Right, I don't
recall that the hands.

Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
There should be a bank.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Holding a band.

Speaker 9 (01:06:14):
Yeah, there should be a banner for them to run through.
So my cheers is that we want. It was great.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
I still do have friends who coach on the football
team and stuff like that, and got to see a
bunch of people from high school.

Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
It was awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
My jeers, though, is to my high school. My old
high school is extremely sad. Student section at the game.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
We used to have our student section, Yeah, exactly. It
was the best.

Speaker 8 (01:06:37):
Everyone got all dressed up in all the purple and
gold stuff and everything and painted the letters on them
and the whole thing.

Speaker 9 (01:06:44):
It was nuts and it was a lot of fun.
And there was no one in the student section.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
There was a few people, very very small and they
were all wearing American flag.

Speaker 9 (01:06:54):
Stuff and we didn't know why. We didn't understand the deal.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
And the problem was is that the rival team has
red as their colors, so that we're all dressed in
red and the students, which makes no sense. And they
were like, oh yeah, that's the theme for this week,
and we're like, you have themes and so they come
up with it and they were like, yeah, what was
the theme like for you guys?

Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
Like what themes would you guys do?

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
When we were like the team like the team colors,
that's the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Theme your boyfriend of this?

Speaker 11 (01:07:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Okay, good?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
And it was.

Speaker 9 (01:07:25):
It was just so weird.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
And the thing is is that, yes we beat them
thirty eight to seven, but the team that lost, their
whole crowd was so into it.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
They stayed the entire time.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
They looked like they were having a great like very
into it, cheering on their team, and ours left at halftime,
like the still care the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Student body of your school's figured it out. It's just
high school. It's just a high school football game.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
I could actually be home and like LEARNINGLLS.

Speaker 9 (01:07:48):
Right, oh yeah, everyone else is doing on their.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah six six Sammy is stuck in the past. She's
a real life lifetime movie.

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
Oh yeah, I want my first high school football game
in like ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
And what happens our lifetime movies is the girl goes
back home to coach. The coach of the team now
is the former quarterback. When she was there, she always
crushed off.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
She never looked her direction. But now things are different
because well, and she's in a flat tire after the game.
Who's here there to help her from Hallmark just heard
this and now is riding The other one says, I
want to kill myself hearing this story. There's another one
says Sammy's cheer is so wholesome and good on them

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for keeping the alumni engaged. Yeah, what made you go?

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
I just I had a friend who texted me and said, Hey,
we're going to go to the game this Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
You want to come and send that called a voicemail,
And then I texted around and other.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
People they were like, I was going to go to
the game, I'll meet you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
There your kids.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Well hope. Ever, I had a great weekend. There's your
cheers and jeers. Gina's grad school is coming up for
you next. So with the horror movies, these are medical
conditions that inspired different things like horror movies, different horror
inspired by these real life medical conditions that Greg fears. Yes, yes,
strap in Yeah, and like you said, like hopefully you've

(01:09:13):
eaten yeah, or if you haven't eaten yet, you might
want to wait. Yeah, just get a few minutes Gina's
grad school with that, next on the Woody Show, Hang
on the show, We'll be right back. Oh my god,

(01:09:34):
and it's time for a round of Gina's grad school. Yeah,
the season halloweens, yeah season. And so today medical conditions
that inspired horror movies. She did a little bit of
a deep dive.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Oh yeah, terrifying. Well, let's start with one that everyone's
probably familiar with. It's called technically it's called hyper trichosis,
but you might know it as werewolf syndrome. This is
it's a genetic disorder.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Super hairy, super duper hairy. I saw these like these
poor little Indian girls.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
Oh I've seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Oh my god. They have like I mean lustrous on
the forehead, jealous of the beard. I mean, they are
all hair. Yeah, it's it sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
It grows, hair grows in places it doesn't usually grow
like other parts of your face, your forehead, your hands,
And it can be present at birth because of this
genetic mutation, or you can get it later in life
if you have a certain kind of tumor or hormonal change,
or even certain medications like some diuretics, some antibiotics.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
That I've talked about that before, Like when people have
a mole, but then there's like these big long as hair.

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Why do you leave with you and you see it
have a mirror, right right, Yeah, I feel like it's
probably for good luck. People with were wolf syndrome used
to be put in the circus and they were putting
the freak shows in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, and
that obviously helped shape the whole wolfman thing. And here's
a litle fun fact for you. The first case was
back in the fifteen hundreds. It was this dude named
Petrius Gonzalvus, and he was known as the Hairy Man

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of Tinerife, and his story became so famous he inspired
the story of Beauty and the Beast and of course
a lot of other werewolf Yeah. So let's talk movies,
like scary movies. Of course, Teen Wolf, Hello, the best
werewolf movie of all time. But there's The Wolfman nineteen
forty one, Big One Wolf with Jack Nicholson. Has anyone

(01:11:29):
ever seen that?

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
Either, good one and of course Morgan's Favorite Freaks nineteen
thirty two. Yeah, the Bearded Lady.

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
She gave birth in that movie hot because it was humanized.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
It's just vagina. They didn't trim back that true. Yeah,
or like the.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Greatest Show the Bears see the Bus.

Speaker 10 (01:11:47):
Yeah, it seems like they could do something for hypertrichosis
laser removal or yeah, but that's.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
A lot of laser removal.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Sure, but if you think you have to be born
with it, oh no, we can all get it at
any time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Yikes. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
Tarratoma tumors. This is one of those special ones that
horrifies people and has for history, and it's inspired so
many scary movies because it kind of blurs the line
between like human and like like parasite or like just
something else. It's from the Greek word that translates to
monster tumor, and it's a type of tumor that contains

(01:12:24):
fully formed hair and teeth. Oh yeah, organs.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:12:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
They're mostly found in ovaries and nuts, tailbones, but they
can be anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Yeah, now, who knows. I mean this is before ai.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
I remember years ago seeing something online. It was a
video where they had taken this tumor off with somebody
and they were kind of dissecting it and going through
it and there was like a fully formed human tooth
in there.

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
So gross and okay, I like a little clump of hair. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
I don't know if this was one of these like
Richard Gear and the Gerbils things. But did you guys
hear the whole Andy Garcia rumor growing up? Allegedly he
may have been born with a conjoined twin attached to
his shoulder and he was like a toddler and they
had it surgically removed because it was an unformed fetus,
and that's why he never does shirtless scenes. Yeah, allegedly. So,

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of course, tarratoma tumors, parasitic twins inspired all kinds of movies.
Now you might want to write this down because these
do sound scary and I haven't seen any of them.
Twenty twenty one Malignant, that's really the clearest example. The
film's villain is a parasitic twin fused to the main
character's body a basket case from nineteen eighty two. That's

(01:13:43):
like a cult horror classic about a man who carries
his deformed, once conjoined twin in a basket. Get it,
basket case.

Speaker 13 (01:13:50):
There's a pretty crazy scene in Bad Thoughts, Greg, remember
that one, the black and white episode the Europe Oh,
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
With the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Yeah, now, okay, that was It's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
It's not a parasite thing about some kind of like
a venom in the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like because
that's like.

Speaker 13 (01:14:13):
A that's a parasite. Yeah, it's it's like it's an
joined twin almost. Yeah, it's like living inside of him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:14:21):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Well, and then have you guys heard of nineteen seventy
nine movie, the David Cronenberg movie The Brood. It's about, okay,
a woman who gives birth to a deformed, rage driven baby. Yes,
and there was even you know, some X Files episodes
about this called Fetus and Fetus, So have fun with that. No,
this is one that, thanks to the Elephant Man, we've

(01:14:43):
probably all heard of. Are you familiar with the Elephant Man, Morgan,
I've heard of it. Remind me, this is elephant tiasis. Okay,
this is caused by Now this isn't totally the same
as the elephant man, but this is caused by an
infection with parasitic worms that affects your lymph system. So
it causes like crazy, he's swelling and thickening of your
test skulls, thickening of the skin, genital's legs, like you

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elephant ti assistants.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 6 (01:15:11):
Apparently it's really elephant tiasis. Uh it's transmitted by mosquito
by Yeah, that carries a little there you go. Does
it have microscopic larva in it? So the larva grow
into adult worms in the limph system and it doesn't
allow your limb fluid to drain, and that's what causes
the backup of all the swelling. And it does look

(01:15:33):
like elephant's skin, hence the name.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
We're going through. This is Gina's grad school, and she's
schooling us on these differently little deep dive into medical
conditions that inspired horror movies.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
Yeah, uh so, yeah, thickens, it hardens, and you can
also get fever pain, bacterial infection. It's treated with an
anti parasite or antibiotics. Sometimes surgery though they want to
doctors want to dress good. Hygiene could really.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Uppy out here. Yeah, get on yourself now.

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Elephant Man something most of us have heard of that's
based on this guy, the real story, John Merrick. His
condition was probably proteus syndrome, and that is a gene mutation.
But back to Morgan's favorite movie, Freaks, it's in there
as Wellassic. Yeah, do you want to do one that's
more of a mental disorder. This is a little bonus. Okay.
This is called walking corpse syndrome, and this is where

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someone believes that they're dead or they've lost all their organs.
And apparently this really happens to people who's discovered in
eighteen eighty. You think you're dead or that you don't
exist at all, and you don't eat or take care
of yourself because you think your body's already decaying. And
this was in movies like The Machinist when Christian Bale
weighed like fifteen pounds. That was all those so gross. Uh,

(01:16:47):
Kirsten in Melancholia of course, walking dead. So sweet dreams everybody,
and good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:16:55):
Walks syndrome.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Gena's a grad school or just you hear about people
getting those flesh eating bacterias. Oh god, you know from
swimming somewhere in the lake. You know, they're like dog
lick chunks of themselves are falling off.

Speaker 10 (01:17:12):
Like the one that's grossest to me is when the
person has that skin that looks like tree bark.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Oh yeah, Oh, I can't even think about, Yeah, what
the hell's going on in India because I think the
last time I saw a picture from that, it was
some dude in India.

Speaker 13 (01:17:25):
Yeah, a lot of it is just because the population
is just so high, so you get more chances of
getting that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Yeah, the odds are higher, odds are way higher.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
So we have a people here and I've never seen
free man syndrome. Oh that is so disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Yeah, that's the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
Yeah, okay, I'll try and do a deep dive on
that for next time.

Speaker 11 (01:17:47):
So sports with the Gee Jeff course.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Yeah, obviously lots of talk about Good morning Jeff g
Good morning, Good morning squad, Happy Monday, everybody.

Speaker 17 (01:17:58):
Before we get to the Dodgers, we got to talk
about the night that Austin Reeves had.

Speaker 14 (01:18:02):
Last night up in Sacramento. Fifty one points a career
high Greece.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Five of the shot clock rose.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
From that time for night a miraculously magical walk.

Speaker 14 (01:18:16):
Lakers beat the Kings.

Speaker 17 (01:18:17):
Good night last night as well for DeAndre eight and
tonight the Lakers are at home versus the Blazers.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
All right.

Speaker 17 (01:18:22):
Now moving on to our Dodgers after a completely sucky
Friday night where the Dodgers got blown out by the
Blue Jays. Thank goodness, Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto was on the
mound Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Yamamoto World Series mastery Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto. Game two of
the World Series against the Blue Jays is throwing a
complete game, retiring the final twenty thiry faces.

Speaker 14 (01:18:44):
Back to back complete games for Yoshi.

Speaker 17 (01:18:47):
What an amazing night man. Dodgers took care of business
as well.

Speaker 14 (01:18:50):
From the plate.

Speaker 17 (01:18:51):
We had back to back home runs from Will Smith
and Max Mounsey. Dodgers are now back home tonight for
game number three. Series is tied one one. Game time
is this afternoon at five. We got sureser for the
blue Jays. Glass now for the Dodgers should be in
the epic game three. Make sure you catch all the
action on AM five. Seventy LA Sports are on the
free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 14 (01:19:11):
Moving on to hockey. Kings won yesterday three to.

Speaker 17 (01:19:13):
One over the Blackhawks and cl He's in the Claire
to the night he can't kid in.

Speaker 13 (01:19:18):
Nellie goes, Oh my goodness, fel.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
The Kings have taken a two to one lead.

Speaker 9 (01:19:23):
That was lit?

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Wow?

Speaker 17 (01:19:24):
Did that announcer just say it was lit? Tell me
you're un cool without telling me you're own cool.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Moving on to the.

Speaker 17 (01:19:29):
NFL Commanders and Chiefs tonight on Monday Night football, Chiefs favored.

Speaker 14 (01:19:33):
By ten and a half. I'm Jeff G and that's
your so cal sports.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Oh yeah, Jeff G. Everybody ratings come out every week
and they're not good more good in the review. That's man.
I don't know what to make out of this whole
like NBA scandal that's going on. Oh yeah, on drama
with so dude, it's hilarious. Okay, So the one thing

(01:20:00):
I heard about I missed a whole part of this league,
the part that I said because I don't really follow
the NBA all that close, so to be honest and
just to you know, full disclosure, but I did see
the headline about, uh, you know, the fix was in
on like some games and gambling, the gambling thing. But
then there was a whole other part of this which
I didn't even hear about originally, but like a like

(01:20:22):
a poker scandal thing, and dumbass Tyler was trying to
explain it. You know what things are bad when Tyler
has dumb ass Tyler to explain something to you. Well, Tyler,
would you disagree that the poker thing actually like launched
all this stuff?

Speaker 10 (01:20:34):
Right?

Speaker 18 (01:20:36):
It's it's a little bit of bolt. So the NBA
has been under scrutiny because some players have been telling
other people outside of the league, Hey, I'm kind of
hurt tonight, bet my unders give me a cut of
the money. Blah blah blah. That's what happened to that
Raptors player last year. And that looks like that's what
happened to Terry Rosier this year.

Speaker 10 (01:20:55):
Oh now yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
So there was like a like a high stakes like
poker thing going. Now that part so hilarious.

Speaker 10 (01:21:02):
This thing is insane.

Speaker 18 (01:21:05):
So Chauncey Billups is the head coach of the Portland
Trailblazers and apparently he was involved in these high stakes
poker games.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
He was arrested, like the FBI, they came and got them.

Speaker 18 (01:21:14):
They were being run by legitimate Italian mafia nice four
of the five families of La Cosa Nostra.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
I think it was sure, that's the one. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:21:24):
So these dudes, what they were doing was crazy. So
they would get guys like Billups and a couple other
retired pro athletes. They would use them as the face
to lure people in to come and play these games,
right a mansions and stuff like that. These tables that
they were using, they were like X ray tables. The
cards were marked, there were hidden cameras everywhere. There were

(01:21:47):
certain stuff in like contact lenses and glasses that they
were using. These guys were just playing these suckers. And
one guy said I lost one point eight million off
of this. Apparently there was over six have a million
lost in total turn into this whole thing. There's like
thirty one federal indictments. A couple other people are involved,

(01:22:08):
they said the NFL Hall of Famer Antonio Gates might
be involved. Apparently Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott when they
were still a thing, they rented out their pad or
their place or whatever to host one of these games.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Yeah, it's it's a whole. The players were used as
bait to like, you know, regular schmokes. Yeah, oh, I
get to hang out with the celebrity's when I get
to play these poker games exactly. And they were all
like branded on the on the poker tables, and these
games happen. I mean, these high stakes poker games happen
all the time, you know, not necessarily you know, with

(01:22:42):
NBA players, But this is where people go see, you
guys make fun of conspiracy theorists all the time, and
then things come out and it ends up being true.
I wonder how much of this happens in places like
Vegas right underground, up the underground, I'm saying, but like
we're oh yeah, right, like the casino, it's all fixed right,

(01:23:07):
like people are, oh, the NBA sports in general, everything's
the fixes in well there's they know exactly the script
you hear, Oh, well, you know Roger Goodell in the script,
So I mean maybe maybe there is.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
It's uh, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
It's definitely a scandal. It's like it's a it's a.

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Movie, just going to ask when the movie is coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Yeah, you did leave out the part where they had
people like servicing people as they played.

Speaker 18 (01:23:29):
That was that was supposedly part of another thing that
Gilbert Arenas, another ex NBA player, was involved in that
also might be tied to this.

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
That's genius because while you're down there you can kind
of see the cards.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Yeah, you's true. That's a great idea, now, you guys.
The NBA commissioner Adam Silver, he says that the league
found no wrongdoing in their investigation, the internal one, and
they're unable to find a cause to punish Terry Roziers.
So you know, after the rest, I guess he was
placed on immediate leave. Yeah, he's still paid his full
salary to it, but they've looked into it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
You guys, Oh, then it's fine, move on. Nothing to
see here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Adam Silver's kind of a clown, so geez. Yeah, gambling
is easier, more available than ever. In addition to everyone
on and off the court is heavily inundated with gambling
related advertising. Adam Siliver implies that increased regulation might be
a part of the solution, and don't be shocked if
cracking down on player based prop bets based on individual
performance isn't at the top of the list of the

(01:24:26):
regulatory targets.

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
So yeah, like you'd have to bet, like you only
make team bets instead of like, yeah, you.

Speaker 18 (01:24:33):
Could say individual like this many runs or if it's
going to be a player prop, you'd have to make
it something really hard like oh, hey, this dude's going
to hit a home run.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
That that one's really hard, not like he's gonna wave
on the second edge. Yeah, something like that. And then
there was like a then there was like a like
a related article to it. I did click on this one,
and there was a There's always been a theory that
when Michael Jordan took a break from oh yeah basketball
to go play baseball, that was really like some kind
of secret suspension for gambling from the NBA, like he

(01:25:06):
was he was spend. Yeah, he was suspended because of
all that, but they didn't want to because he's the
biggest thing going. Yeah, and so oh he's just decided
to go play baseball for a bit. Yeah. So I
mean it's you get out of here. But then the
more you hear about stuff, you go, huh, or like

(01:25:26):
when you talk about voting, or you talk about the
moon landing or and I believe that we landed on
the Moon, Like I, you know, I keep saying that
I don't believe that your vote really counts anymore, Like
I think that they are already determined. Like I say that,
but I think in my heart of hearts, I still
maybe because I want to believe that it does. But

(01:25:49):
I mean it makes it. The AI is blurring lines
like what is what is really going on? What's real?
What's not real? It's it's so it's a weird upside
down place.

Speaker 18 (01:26:02):
Yeah, man, but hey, you know what makes for a
great story love a good conspiracy theory.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Yeah. But if you're betting on games and you know
you're losing your ass on on these these sports wagers,
some of them are. Man, there's gonna be so many lawsuits.

Speaker 18 (01:26:18):
Yeah, and there's some guys who are doing it because
earlier this year to Cleveland Guardians pitchers doing the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Yeah, at least at least Pete Rose was betting on
himself to win.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
I don't understand what a big deal one.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Yeah, me neither. Yeah, Like, if you're saying that you're
gonna win, if you're tanking to lose, that's different throwing it.
But like if if you're betting that you're gonna win.
That means you actually have to step up. Yeah, and
unless the other team is in on it to tank
so that you can win. But that's different. They tank
to lose so they can win. Like they're like, you,

(01:26:54):
you bet that you're gonna win. I mean that's just confidence.
What's the official rules in the NFL? Do you know
with players that they can bet? I think wasn't it
just something weird that they can only bet on horse racing.

Speaker 18 (01:27:05):
Or players, As far as I know, in the NFL,
they can bet on any sport they want, but it
cannot be NFL football or college football. I do remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Because everybody's got their thing. This is dumb ass Tyler's thing, one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Of the.

Speaker 11 (01:27:22):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
Like but like, look at this, like he is amazing,
Like somebody said.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
That is the best summary of the ordeal that I've heard.
Emojis speak into this whole ordeal, like the whole weekend.
This is inter in nice. I mean, not working on
ways to hold hands with your girlfriend for the first time,
work in progress. We went to a beer fest. She
wasn't there. She couldn't make it in paradise. No handholding
it huh, it's the handhold watch waiting held hands with

(01:27:49):
Menji Meggie was there as well? Maybe he was, Maybe
it was that? Were you his wingman there? What I
try to help? Didn't ask Tyler make out with one
of the employees that of our Woody Show parties at
one point? That is neither confirmed, nor did I. Yes,
I remember that story, I didn't see it personally about
hearing about it right about I heard about it. I

(01:28:11):
heard it too. You know he was actual wasted that night,
though I was trashed. So was their tongue involved in that?
Or was that just like a pack tacking pact? Keep
a secret, keep it saying more when he shows the
next second?

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
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Hey, what do you call a big jack o lantern?

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What a plumpkin?

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Way?

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A millennial in instagrams?

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(01:29:02):
people need this segment to remind them, like, you know
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people say, well, you know, I usually do put the
cart back, but I'm always thinking about hyper vigilant. Do
you think he might be here? I had a guy
with them for twenty years. Tell me that over the weekend. Ye,

(01:29:24):
he's like, I just don't do it. Yeah, Now I
just you know, like you might, you might have done it,
but never really kind of gave it a second thought.
And now you make sure you do it. Because what
you show Cartnarks take and Sebastian patrolling the parking lots
across the country, trying to get people do the right thing,
the moral thing, and return those cards to the corral.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Nars, card Arks, What you're gonna do, What you're gonna
do when they you Carnarks, Cardnarks, What you're gonna do,
What you're gonna do? And they got you Arks is
filmed alongside the men and women of Cardinarks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
List of discretion is advised. Yeah, and they'll they'll spend
way more time arguing and getting mad, all huffy and puffy,
sometimes pulling weapons or trying to, you know, chase him
down talk about fifteen different things other than the cart.

Speaker 10 (01:30:08):
Yeah, yeah, but those cart returns are always miles away.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Oh wait, hold on, wait, they're all over all right,
So what he got here for is Agent Sebastian. Today's
theme is fun with accents. This first gentleman, I bust here.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
I believe he's from Germany. Eas you're about to hear
and he starts off with the first any gay. This
is a grown ass man who his first excuse is, well,
I've found it there. Oh guy, if that makes's where
it belongs though, yeah, that will be clearly that's that's
the intended place for it. So I pull out one
of the great cart and arcs analogies to see if
I can teach this guy lesson is that where the

(01:30:42):
cart goes?

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
If I go into the bathroom and someone has smeared
their bloody tampon all over the seat, can I then
take that bloody tampon and then resemear my bloody tampon
because I found a bloody tampon there where am I not?
I'm gonna get into cocorded?

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Well, yeah, we record hunk, Okay, all right, I don't
want to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
So the analogy may have worked because he then moved
on to his second thing. As he sees the body can,
he's like, oh, I don't want to be recorded. So
you know, there again, we're not talking about the cart.
We're not talking about this point. He's going on into
the trail of other stuff he's going after.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
So he doesn't want to be recorded. So he shuts
up and says nothing. So he says, you know what,
I apologize. Yeah, yeah, I even make him a deal
about being recorded. Right here, I'll get you a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I'll blur your face out if you take your card back.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
No, no, no, no, I want to get my redeo
deleted for me. I don't want to get recorded. You're
not a cop.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
First off, we're in public.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Recording. We're in public.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
I don't want to get recorded.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Well, so you can say that all you want, but
it's not the law. Now here's the thing that you
record me. Actually, I can.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
We're in public.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
I can accord anything I want in the US Constitution.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
He hasn't made the situation better.

Speaker 12 (01:31:49):
Uh no.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
In fact, if that a menace, I offered him an out.
I said, hey, I'll hide your identity.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
If you say I am sorry, or even you could
even ask me to take the cart back for you,
if you're in a nice manner, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
But you know, double triples down on it. He doesn't
know the law about recording. By the way, he's driving
a car that has multiple cameras on it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
He loves whatever. It doesn't work in his favor. He
doesn't like it so much. So now, uh, he didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I'm doing the whole magnet thing. I have these magnets
to say I don't return my shoping cart like a jerk,
and I'm applying it to his vehicle in order to
coerce him into doing the right thing. And now he's
going to focus on that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
That's my god. Get that out over my card.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
That's someone else's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
That's my god.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Sir. Why are you yelling at me? Why don't you
because you dare to leave your car, That's why, sir.
That's my gun again, sir, Oh my god, God.

Speaker 10 (01:32:42):
Yes, they do things differently in Berlin.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Now, I thought the Germans were so orderly, And I
get messages all the time people in Germany saying like
this would never happen. It's just not it's unthinkable to
not put a pick up after yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Maybe he's been gone too long.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
So so I again, he's getting very angry over a
bunch of different things than the the camera.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
So I kind of asked him, just you know why,
why so serious? Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
You know what I mean? Why are you being such
a putty mouse?

Speaker 15 (01:33:09):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Why do you touch my god because you left your car?

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
Why don't you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Have a conversation sir?

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Don't do Dutch my God again.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
I will never touch your car again. If you take
your card back word it belongs, I.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Don't do it. Don't touch my card, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
If you know you're being recorded, why are you acting
like such a jerk?

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Question? So angry? So now this guy? Are Germans known
for being aggressive like that? Yeah, historically a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
So I posted this and a bunch of people hit
They said, oh my god, this sounds exactly like a
very famous internet person that I did not know about.
There's a uh, there's a guy who deals with scammers online.
I love these YouTubers where they just take they waste
scammers time, like someone will call them offering. You know,
I need to you know, get bitcoin or some gift
cards and they'll just put them in an endless loop
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
This guy's name is kit Bogan.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Apparently he found a relative of this of my German friends,
and this is apparently a classic internet video where he's
he's got these gift cards that he's and he's like
telling the scammer, Okay, so now did I just redeem
the gift cards? No, because the scammer wants to redeemed
the gift cards. He's like, okay, I'm redeeming the gift cards,
and that just pisses off the scammer.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Here's that clip. Alright, yes, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
The cards.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Why because you want the cat sounds like my guy?
I like again, you want to see some great messing
with Skimmer's video? Geez, all right, will you show cart
narks who's next? We're fun with accents.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
This is a lady who she took her card and
she put it just right smack deb in the middle
of the handicap park and spot up up front. And
she's very close to the front.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
Of the store or the cart return.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
She could have done that, but in said she said, hey,
next person who pulls in this spot, you don't get
to park here like you want to. So I approach
her same sort of thing with my magnet and such
and try to persuade her to do the right thing. Yeah, man, yeah,
my car man, let me explain why. No, no, no,
just get it on my car. Just take your card
back so it's not blocking the handicaps spot, and then
I will happily do that for you. Are you kidding me?

(01:35:23):
You left your cart blocking the handcaffs spot?

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Again?

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Are you? God? As you heard the other clip. The
worst thing about this is people can't focus on the
subject at the hand right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
It's it's like, no, you can't tell me what to do,
And then they'll repeat what they said with I'm talking
about this card?

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Are you kidding me? And then they'll say that again
and again again, scream at me again and again and again.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
And I wish who cares about cussing, But I actively
don't cuss because I don't want to be these jerks. Yeah,
it really is a sign of low intelligence. I don't
care what any stupid study says. It really it's a
dumb person move. Now she notices, like our first guy,
that someone else left a.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Cart over there. Why didn't you get that person who
was when the cart was already there before you showed up?

Speaker 9 (01:36:06):
But what about but what about again?

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
What about is them? Let's see if that works.

Speaker 6 (01:36:09):
For her, the person I lived at there you're going
to take them toward.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Wish I had a time that she stopped lazybones like you,
but I don't, unfortunately for the for.

Speaker 17 (01:36:17):
The let me tell you something, please, I'm please, I'm
begging you leave me alone, leave.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
Handicap people alone by not leaving the cart in their
way one if you harass handicapped people one more time
with your more time, you can't say jus.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
She doesn't respect the loss of Jakes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Cars a wild person if you can roll it back
about ten seconds, I knewhere she was going.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:36:50):
I'm begging you, beg leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Leave handicap people alone by not leaving the cart in
their way one moment. If you harass handicapped people one
more time with your more time, Jake, if you can't say,
I jinks.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
The rules Sorry, garyl.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
The rules of Jenson Cartner shows up to taking your
car back, and you can guess what you're gonna say.
Gets all right? So same thing where she doesn't understand
the rules of jakes. She has understand she didn't understand
like the laws of like. I'm not harassing, I'm not
I'm not violating. I'm not committing violence against you. She
then goes into me touching her car, and now that's
a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
Right here the button was off. Sorry, here we go
fee here?

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
Why are you touching my property?

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
I told you why fifteen times?

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
Yeah, you touching my car.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Because otherwise you don't know why what you touching? I
am trying to have Can I speak one sentence?

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Up?

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Why can I say one sentence? Can I say one
sentence about? You interrupting me?

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Wife? Why are you approaching me in an aggressive manner? Why?

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
I'm trying to tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Man? Using foul language only shows what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
Are you hear from you?

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Things sound? People say it sounds weird? Are you joking me?
Are you joking.

Speaker 11 (01:38:15):
Me?

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
It just sounds as odd as I've seen it. Are
you joking me? Are you joking? Or are you kidding me?
Joking around? Is that you're trying to say? I'm yeah? Wow?

Speaker 10 (01:38:23):
She went into that store not knowing this was about
to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
I love that too.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Where they come out they why did you touch my cart? Well,
I'm telling why did you touch? I can't three words
tell you? Oh, I would hate to be her kid.
What do you show cart narcs? Well, finally we have
a fun with accent thing here. I was well, I
was a bear for the folsome street fair in the
San Francisco area. I said, you know what, I got
some free time. Let's go over across the bay to Hayward, California.

(01:38:49):
The Stack, Yeah, the stack apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
And I walking around and I'm walking around the cart
parking lot saying, how to the employees, everything's great? And
I noticed a guy walking out of this store, pretty
big guy. He's wearing a Dennis Rodman Bulls jersey. And
I said, wait a minute, I think I know that guy.
I think that's MENACE's friend half Bags. Ye had the

(01:39:15):
show for Crossfire. I didn't play this here much.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
He didn't have a cart with him, but I decided
least have a free conversation. Half faked disconnect. There's no
call for that kind of language, luddy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
Vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.

Speaker 12 (01:39:38):
You've got a dirty corsh mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
See Daisy, I thought, you know, I did believe that,
but I just did you Well, you know what, sometimes
sometimes Greg, sometimes when you believe something, you don't save
the file on that, don't to worry about the rest
of it. Probably not, I think so for folks who
don't know. That was a half. Yeah, he's knowing to
do I leap out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
I believe that's.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Trust me. I know what the effort sounds like. Yeah, okay,
he doesn't.

Speaker 9 (01:40:07):
Know what save looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
You know. Sometimes I'm working on a MAX. He comes
on a PC.

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
Is a controller of that should be the last one generator?

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
Yeah, so that after that? Yeah, hold on one second here, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Very rarely, like once or twice a year. It's just
I've never seen what's a card?

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
So okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
So like let's say someone leave their cart instead of
in the cart return here, just like in the middle
of the aisle. We'll say, hey, you know that you
know people need to get through here, mothers with the
strollers and you know other people target people in trouble.
I'll give them magnet if they try to fight me
on it. Wow, yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
I mean I thought he'd be part of the show
and kind of know what. That's all right, that's all right. Yeah,
he's got bigger things to do, which is what I
was chatting with him about.

Speaker 11 (01:40:52):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
What school did you go Tennessee?

Speaker 11 (01:40:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:40:56):
Did you go to ULLs Departments?

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
I used to work for that Hills apartment store drop
by reach Out store, but the grocery store they.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Had two that stores shut down.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Yeah, they closed it a long time. I got the
public's now where I used to work. Well, good to
see you. Half baked.

Speaker 6 (01:41:17):
Stars not an act.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Folks don't know half baits. He found a Hills food cart, right,
which is an old apartment store for that's been closed
for twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
Yeah, I sed love Hills, but I was. I worked
at an HG Hills, which was their grocery store spin off. Yeah,
like I told you, if you hang out with him,
he gets stuck on subjects. Four years. We are out
of the Michael Jackson era. You guys missed that one.
I would like that about Michael Jackson. Every day is
all about Nick. I think Nick Cogan is finally trailing off. Yeah,

(01:41:53):
and now Kills. Yeah, Hills, the Hills exclusive. There's a
what do you show cards very spicy today.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
What you're gonna do, what you're gonna do, cards, What
you're gonna do, what you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Do, And you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Know what I mean? Dutch Mikel.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Why are you making such a sir?

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Why did you Dutch? My God?

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Because you let your Why don't you want to have
a conversation, sir?

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Don't do Dutch Wi.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
God again, Sir. I will never touch your car again.
If you take your back card belongs.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
I don't do it. Don't touch my car, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
If you know you're being recorded, Why are actually like
such a jerk? Look at he's still nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
Look it's MENACE's birthday month, you guys. Yes, it is incredible. Yeah,
it has been and it's almost over, and I think
your birthday year. I gotta tell you that what a
victory it was for us. We went through the battle

(01:42:58):
and we won the war to actually get something that
Menace has had on his wish list for years accomplished,
and that is to go to Dubai first class. That's
been his dream. We can't tell you that specifically, you know,
Emirates is what I guess we could. We could say
that his dream was to fly first class on Emirates

(01:43:21):
to Dubai. Because that's your dream. I can't tell you
that's what we're doing with the no can't say that.
I can't say trip, but I can't say fly to Dubai.
And so we cut off the submissions. So we've been
going through what people have been leaving for telling us
why they think they should be able to go to Dubai.
And you know, Gina and Greg, they made it pass

(01:43:42):
through it Sea Bass made it pass through us through
the different entries. Menace did the same. And so we
have it narrowed down to five, you know, different different
folks who are the five semi finalists. But even to
get to that point, what we want to do is
we want to before we give them one of those spots,
we want to make sure that we know what's going

(01:44:03):
on here. Yeah, and I actually have one of those
people on the line. We have we have Leonard. Good morning, Leonard,
Good morning, guys, good morning. All right, So Leonard signed
up and he wants to fly to Dubai. Now tell
everybody why you think you deserve to go.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Well, first of all, I mean, it's it sounds like
an incredible trip and you know, that's been on my
waishlist to be able to fly first class. I don't.
I never think it's possible. I mean it still might
not happen, of course, but I still would like to
think that that could happen. The other thing I've been

(01:44:39):
I listened a long time, probably started from the first
or second month after after the show was on the
air here in La. Yeah, and I love the show. Unfortunately,
since I'm a physician, it's interested, you know, for the
live show, it's it's hard to listen to. So I
listened to the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Okay, Bury the lead here, he's a physician, a very
good person to have on the fly. Now, let me
let me ask you a question, Leonard, because should I
call you doctor Leonard? Yeah? So leon Okay, all right
now because one of the things that we got there's
some of the pushback that we got when we first
went to them and said that we wanted to do
this whole thing. Is they they said, oh, well, you know,

(01:45:21):
there's all these it's dangerous.

Speaker 15 (01:45:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Immediately the first it was it was dangerous. And we
looked it up. And we're not physicians here, Leonard, but
we looked it up and it said, okay, dehydration, which
you can you know, with any kind of flying, right
how we find or yeah, right, and just in general
hydration is very important. But then they also said jet
lag was was a was a concern. Yeah, and then uh,

(01:45:46):
then the other one was deep vein from rosis so
like you know you get the blood class yeah, and uh,
you know from from sitting so long. But again the
whole point was we're not having people sit and coach
for sixteen hours there and back. Uh. The whole idea
was it was going to be this first class basically
like a little studio apartment type thing. There are showers,
there's the whole thing. Right, you can walk to the bar.

(01:46:07):
Now as a physician, as a physician, are they onto something?
Is this dangerous? Is there something we should know?

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
Yeah? Well, you know, and this is what I tell
my patients too. I'm an obgy and a lot of
friend women, you know, they ask about the and that's
the other asset I could be because it's really quite
interesting to hear you guys on your obgying issues. And
I wish I was listening to Live. I would call
in and you know, make a few corrections.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Think, can you think of anything off the top of
your head, like that we got wrong about it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Yeah, you know, just just things like the anatomy. I
can't remember specifically, but you know when they when they
talk about issues with bladder bladder problems or even things
like I heard when I uds and like it's like
the most horrible thing. And I think Gina, we mentioned that.

(01:47:01):
But it's you know, if it is done by the
by an experienced person, and and and it can be
done gently right exactly, and I rarely get complaints. So
it's that's that was another.

Speaker 6 (01:47:15):
You don't give the ladies any drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
I tell them to take ibuprofence before and uh, you know,
like six or eight hundred of it, and then depending
on whether they've had children before, because that can make
a big difference on how the cervixes might be, you
know type they've never had a baby or have only
che sections.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
Yeah. Yeah, So if there's an issue with my man, Jina,
you can take care of it on the plane. So anyway,
enough enough about enough about vagina.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Coming back to the risk of the blood cloth. It's
a real risk. And and again it's people you know
who've been cramped up and sit in there in one place.
Uh you know, the blood pools and and uh, you
know the muscle action is needed to help get the
blood flow going. And so you know, walk, I do
advice pations just they're going on flights that are over
two hours that they definitely get up in the middle
and try and walk up and down the aisles or

(01:48:07):
even do these leg exercise as while they're sitting. But
in this situation with all these comforts, and you know,
none of us are going to be just sitting down
in our seats. We're going to be you know, going
to the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
We're going to be and laying down together, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Together.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
One quick question because people are saying, oh, you're already
a doctor, you make a good living, you don't deserve this.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Luxury flight with Menace and Woody. What do you say
to those people life saving doctors, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
Who scared you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Well, yeah, I'm sure there's there's other people who might
be more deserving, but this is this is something that
is an experience. I don't think I've ever other wives
ever have. And you know, we we make good living,
but we don't make that good a living that we fly,
you know. Twenty five thousand dollars flights, you know, and
stuff like that. And uh, you know, also when I

(01:49:03):
put down in my notes that I'll be there to
take care of the boys if they're oding on caviar.

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
You know, yeah, that is a risk.

Speaker 10 (01:49:13):
That's a risk of menus y.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Yeah, all right, So now I'm not leaving the airport.
Menace has a couple things planned outside of the airport. Menace,
do you have any questions because you, between you know,
the two of us, you would be spending more time
with Leonard should he end up being the great. I
think it's just like you don't lag right, you don't
you know, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Keep no no I I And that'd be something that
I can advise also about how to minimize jet like
you know, I travel a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
I don't know. I mean, like, I don't think you're
not gonna be an anchor to him. Like, yes, he
moves pretty quick for being a bigger guy, Menace moves
pretty quick. We're gonna like it's could be like a
rock you know.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
I'm I'm I'm agile and quick and I can I
can keep up with the best of it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
Okay, good because also going back to the jetlight thing.
I don't even think that's real. I think people just
want to They just want to talk about that. Yeah,
just want to be like, oh I just got back.
It's an excuse to talk about the trip. They just
want to Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:50:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
Usually I hit the ground running, and even when I
come back, oftentimes i'm on call, I just go right
into call and I.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
This is here, all right, all right, this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
Anybody I are a questions right now? We're just uh,
we're just touching base some of these people that have
signed up for the contest. Anybody questions.

Speaker 6 (01:50:23):
I have a question, Leonard. I know, you know, the
chance to meet you know, Menace and Wood. He is
a really big deal to a lot of people, and
and you know, have all kinds of topics and stuff planned,
you know, chit chat, which is great. But do you
also can you kind of just hang back and like
sleep or entertain yourself or do you need to be entertained?

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
Do you need to talk the whole time? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Oh no, no, no, not not not at all. I
mean I do find them, the two of them, very fascinating.
I've met them at one of the Sitting Sleep opening
uh sent studio City or somewhere there was and had
jam to just chat with them and everybody is really interesting.
I love the show. So it's this is this is

(01:51:07):
like like almost a dream there is just to be able.

Speaker 3 (01:51:10):
To talk to you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
And but but no, I do I do have I
do have a lot of TV sheries that I could
be watching. There's books on.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
Let me just go around the room and uh and
get a vote from everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:51:28):
Here on on Leonard, could I ask him one more question?

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (01:51:32):
So I used to work at a pizza place and
I kind of got tired of pizza after a while.
Like is that the case in your line of work?

Speaker 11 (01:51:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
No, no, good question, because when I was going into
the profession, I thought, geez, you know, so I'm going
to be seeing this area all the time. I mean,
how am I going to be with my partner wife?
You know whatever? Is that gonna I'm gonna lose interests
or anything? And I can say absolutely that's not an
issue because uh, you know, one once it's just clinical

(01:52:01):
and you forget about it, and you know the other recreational.

Speaker 6 (01:52:04):
So rack yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
That or he comes I'm all keyed up. Yeah right,
you know what I'm saying, Yeah, is that how it works. Ye,
that works.

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
Not usually, but I can see how it might happen
for some people.

Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
Well, a lot of sounds like a pretty chill guy.
Doesn't sound like he'd be uh, you know, over the
annoying something. I'm going to put it to a vote
in the room, all in favor of Leonard being one
of the five semi finalists, say I all right, well, Leonard,
congratulations you are one of the five semif.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
You guys know I do, I do appreciate that you,
Lonor and uh and I'll be on pins and needles
till you've finally announced the winner. So looking forward to
to that and just keep you guys, keep doing doing
the Lord's work. And we we are all very happy
that you're on the air. And uh and I love
the ways that even though you you come with closed

(01:52:58):
doors about things, you find ways to go round it, like.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
Like this trip, you know, with with all the you know,
you work here long enough, that's you really it's the
only way to get anything done.

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Yeah, that that's an honorable trait. And that's kind of
like my philosophy too. I'm just you know, take things
like when they say can't do this, figure out a
way to do.

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
That can do attitude. All right, well Leonard, hang out
one second, man, and you know you're you were in
the running.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
The way it works from here is that the listeners
will then narrow the five down to two and then
from thank you and then uh and then from two
menace and I will decide at our own discretion who
gets to go at that point. Yeah, yeah, because we
don't want to get stuck with you know, somebody, you know,
we don't want to get stuck with. And we made
sure that he wrote that into the end of all right. Well,

(01:53:44):
thank you everybody who signed up. And Leonard now one
of five people in the semifinal round. Good guy, good guy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
Yeah, me just look off like a like a Marshallow.

Speaker 7 (01:54:01):
Yeah, his name is Menace though he's kind of like
a Menace in.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
The Streets.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
Show. Well, we just talked to h Leonard. He is
one of the five semi finalists for the opportunity to
fly to Dubai. Now you the alt ninety eight to seven,
you the Boodie Show listener. So we'll get to the
side the top two yep, and the medicine. I will

(01:54:30):
aside from there. But yeah, Leonard's a doctor. You talked
to him about that. That could be helpful. Yeah, nice,
like hes his physician isn't leading with obi g y n.
I isn't leading with I'm a gynecologist.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Yeah, yeah, I thought he said position because a lot
of doctors are chiropractors are doctors.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
Of ex Well, there is this fifty one year old guy.
He got himself arrested. He was doing some shady stuff
from the cozy confines of his super sweet nineteen nineties
Toyota Corolla. Cool. Now what was he doing that got
him arrested in his car? Yeah? Joeingeing having the sacks?

(01:55:11):
All right, man, I gotta be Joeing right, joeing with
huffing Okay, cool, No, he was. He was a mobile surgeon,
you guys. He was performing penis enlargements, circumcisions. Have you
seen those things? The pearl implantation procedures people shaft Yeah,

(01:55:34):
they'll they basically get these pearls put in underneath the
skin of the shafts.

Speaker 10 (01:55:40):
Oh yeah, like body mods yeah yeah, and on their
forehead and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
And he even advertised this on his social media and
when the cops caught up to him, he was in
the middle of a pearling procedure in the backseat of
the Corolla.

Speaker 10 (01:55:53):
Excuse me, I'm busy pearling.

Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
Yeah, and they seized a total of one hundred and
eighty nine different surgery tools. Were any of them like sanitized, sterilized,
no princer like, I know, I'm not even sure that
would work for like a mobile surgeon. Yeah, it would

(01:56:15):
be better than that. To the police, they say the
guy had no kind of you know, sterilizing equipment even
on him. He's facing at least three years in prison.
Ye okay. It's one thing for a guy to be
dumb enough to try to set up as a mobile
surgeon doing you know, penis enlargements and circumcisions.

Speaker 13 (01:56:30):
But then who's the idiot who goes, yeah, if it's
a heavy discount, I mean, if.

Speaker 10 (01:56:36):
And it's pretty convenient right there at home, who says, yeah,
you know what, I've been in the market for that.

Speaker 3 (01:56:42):
You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna go get into
this Toyota Corolla and let this guy operate on me
on your penis. I really want to bumpy penish. I
mean that in general, I don't care if you went
to like the world's most renowned surgical center that was legit.
To get that done is silly.

Speaker 6 (01:56:59):
It's not for you, it's for them.

Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Sure, sure you want to leave people talking, that's right
with the people that go to the places that are,
you know, doing procedures in storage units. And right, we
heard about that mom and daughter they got for putting
that cement in people's And you're like that price absolutely

(01:57:24):
count me in take the risk. How stupid massive discount?
Like we had to pick everybody in the room who
would do it?

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
Greg?

Speaker 10 (01:57:32):
Absolutely absolutely, If the guy that I know that does
this would come to my house, I would pay extra.

Speaker 3 (01:57:38):
I told you Greg wants to do the absculpting. He
wants to go to Columbia for it. Oh yeah, I
just I'd rather do it. Just don't take a boat.
And the reason you wouldn't do it here is why, well,
I don't know if they have it here.

Speaker 10 (01:57:52):
The person that I'm interested in doing it in Columbia
is super internet famous menace.

Speaker 3 (01:57:58):
We should support that.

Speaker 10 (01:58:00):
Yeah yeah, people got me now huge on the GRAM.
Everybody says his work is like art.

Speaker 3 (01:58:07):
Well, if anybody can recommend a back Ali surgeon for
Greg to get his ab sculpting done right here, give
us a call at eight seven four Wooding The Woody Show.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
Where's you your mother?

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
Oh, it's going to do it for Monday. Sweet. Check
out today's podcast, Let's go to the woodieshow dot com.
You can also find out wherever you get your favorite
podcasts other than Spotify. Yeah, thanks to everybody who submitted.
Try to tell us why they deserve to go with
Medicin I fly to Dubai. He's not a trip or

(01:58:44):
fly to Dubai. That that's very confusing, I know, but
there is. There is a difference. Just ask our legal department. Allegedly. Yeah,
but the the deadline was yesterday and so now we're
going through all the different submissions from now I'm down,
We're doing some of the interviews with some of the
people I have made it through at least that part
of it, and then by the end of the week
we will have the winner and you guys will decide.
Once we get to the five semi finals, you'll decide

(01:59:07):
which ones have the top two votes, and then medica
I decide from there. But thank you again everybody who's
signed up to win their chance to fly to Dubai.
We are back tomorrow, all new show. MENACE's actual birthdays Tomorrow?

Speaker 11 (01:59:21):
You got.

Speaker 3 (01:59:24):
Is Medicine charge of getting his own cake for his birthday,
because usually he's the guy who brings in the cakes. Yeah,
I mean he is in charge. Well yeah, I think
we could change it up. All right, Well tomorrow Medace's
actual birthday. Anything got for us between now and then?
Maybe a Menace birthday wish? You can just leave on
our after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four.
You can also find and follow us on social media

(01:59:45):
at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory, Yeah, parting words
of wisdom please, Yeah. Nobody pronounces the L and calk
harder than a straight guy at home. Deeput true, especially
when you say I'm here for the black call. Yeah
get a Yeah? All right, I thank you very much.
You know what that actually reminds me? We do have

(02:00:05):
something about that. This is a you remember this thing?
Excuse me? Yeah? Can I help you find something?

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:00:15):
Where do you keep the strippers? What kind of stripper
you're looking for? Get out for wood Aisle five? How
about the cock? Do you really want to know? Yes?
About cock? Retally? What to know about cock aile six.

Speaker 14 (02:00:33):
Shouldn't you keep the cock right next to the strippers?

Speaker 10 (02:00:35):
I don't enough time for this.

Speaker 14 (02:00:36):
Where can I find the whole?

Speaker 3 (02:00:42):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 11 (02:00:44):
Good?

Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
Yeah, get it? It's one big getting it is all right?
Thank you very much, great gory. Got it? Would I
thank you so much for giving the Wood Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it.
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch it back here on Tuesday. Have a
great day. S m dB M. I quit esbitch,