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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of his program.
Listen to this question is advise The Woody Show. This

(00:24):
is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. I'll
tell you it's Wednesday, mid to the middle of the week.
That's good. It's October the twenty ninth. It is the
day after MENACE's actual birthday. Birthday, hangover, hangover, Yeah, yeah,

(00:59):
I mean, does it feel less exciting now? I mean,
because no, it's like the day after Christmas kind of
a bummer.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh my god, remember that as a kid that was
so depressing after hit midnight Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's already over all the festivities that happened to that.
I mean, now you're like, uh, you know, you're like
still in the afterglow. I guess, but now you're winding down.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I just have to get that motivation to take all
the decorations down stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
And I have the most random memory. It was Christmas night.
I was a little like probably twelve, and I was
listening to the radio and the DJ said, it's midnight,
Christmas is over. Oh so depressing. It's midnight. You know
it's over. Christmas is over.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
It's not over because you know, we went really quickly
through the list and I didn't mention that I'm going
to the basketball suite at the Palms.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
What do you mean we told you?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you haven't done it.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah I haven't done it, but I am doing it. Yeah.
Still it's happening. So yeah, because we we I'm the
one that told you that we got that done. Yeah yeah,
but I'm just saying it's happening.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh, you schedule the actual days? Yeah, okay, now I
got it right. And it's not behind you, it's ahead
of you.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, ahead of me, because you always have something to
look forward to. Yeah, the party ain't over, to say.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Come morning.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Friday is the last day of October. Obviously, Halloween the Friday,
and then we get into November. We could start concentrating
on things Thanksgiving. Even now that the Christmas commercials have
already started. You're watching if you're watching the World Series,
you're watching football, Like the TV commercials for Christmas have
already popped up.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Now that's cool. I I do like, I do like
that stuff, because yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Like Christmas commercials?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Uh yeah, I mean I don't know because it's it's
not music yet it's like it's like where the radio
stations go all Christmas day, make the flip that's that. Yeah,
that's still a little too early for that. I don't
want to. I don't want to see a Christmas tree
up in someone's house or like have my wife started
decorating for that stuff that early. But like when they
start kind of they start infiltrate reading the commercial breaks.

(03:01):
It's not all of the commercial just like one.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Here, one there. That's that big a deal.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Anyway, on the show today, let me tell you what's happening.
We have a tarot card reader coming in.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
You know, Halloween week.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
We're doing a couple of little theme things for you,
but tarot cards. I want to get more of an
understanding of this. What it's supposed to be. Is it
fortune telling? Is it like looking into the future?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
It is, right, that's what I thought, But like the
cards will tell you what.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, so instead of a crystal ball or reading your palm,
they're just looking at these cards and.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Like whatever energy makes this card go here, you flip over, okay,
and then that's your future.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
So anyway, we have we have this dude coming in
that we set up and he agreed to come in
and and and read our tarot cards. You guys, why
is all the ones.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
That Greg has havels on it?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, so weird? Scary? And why are they fatter than
all the other cards? And they're all drinking martini? So weird.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Trning news headlines MESA the latest in the world of entertainment.
We'll have the birthdays, the port of birthday all coming
up on this Onenesday morning on The Woody Show, speaking
of something look forward to. Friday is also going to
be payday, because the last day of.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
The month has y.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I need some new numbers when it comes to people
and their paychecks. The average person spends forty eight percent
of their paycheck within the first forty eight hours of being.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Paid about the first forty eight minutes.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Which I honestly I thought I thought that percentage was low.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
If that is housing, then yeah, I spend about one
hundred percent of it forty eight seconds within one minute.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
You spend an entire paycheck on housing. That's the wrong ratio.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
That all No.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I used to Yeah, no, I used to spend more
than that on one month. But really I'd be Remember
I told you it was a good month, if I
was negative twenty dollars, I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Like where like one whole paycheck goes to nothing but rent.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh I've been there. Yeah, I was doing when I
lived way beyond my means, it was about seventy five
percent of my income was for that.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh my god, that's that's the definition of house born.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah there set.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, but forty eight percent of the paycheck spent within
the first forty hours seems low because when you get
paid is when all the bills go out. Yeah, like,
you wait to get paid to spend you know, on
the on the bills, not necessarily on if you spend
forty eight percent on all just fun stuff like how
mass like has something like oh, well, I'm gonna go
get these Jordans or right, yeah, whatever that is. Now,
what's it going to? Fifty two percent uses to cover

(05:23):
the groceries, necessities, things like that, forty eight percent just
paying them bills asap, forty two percent using the money
to pay like the major obligation credit cards, housing things
like that, thirty two percent using it to knock out
smaller stuff utility subscriptions, prioritizing putting money into their savings
account immediately twenty eight percent do that, and then thirty

(05:44):
four percent admit that they overspend in the day's following
payday because you just get so excited. Yeah, what do
they want to out get some stakes? What's what's the
what's the term the chicks use all the time? A
retail therapy detail therapy, Yeah, retail therapy.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Fun.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I just which though, like so I would. I was
putting everything on American Express, but I found the new
Apple card, the Master card. You get a lot of
cash back on that one. Really also just for funzies,
you'd like to sea bass. I got that coin based
card where it gives you bitcoin if you use it.

(06:20):
I didn't know it existed. Yeah, it's pretty awesome, and
it's like racking up super quick nice inane rack city bitch,
brack city rack, rack city bitch. If you're into a bitcoin,
I say, look into it now. When you get your
first ever paycheck, that is one of the greatest feelings in.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
The world, right, very has ever. Yeah, the first paycheck
that you ever got. I remember I got it from
delivering the newspapers, you know. Oh yeah, I don't remember
what I spent it on, though I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I think my first paycheck was sixteen dollars, wasn't at
the convalescent nice bit.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
You tried to kill that one paycheck? Yeah, we heard
about it.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Did you spend it on Malamar's?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Probably like on coke and yeah, snickers.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
So people were asked the question, what's the first thing
you remember buying with your first paycheck?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Does anybody in here? Oh besides ballam.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Has to be a pair of shoes, pair of shoe Nikes.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I probably a CD. I didn't make much as a
camp counselor.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I was gonna say, I probably spent it at the
at the record store.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, getting I was.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I've been, I was buying so many cassette singles. Yeah,
I was buying those singles singles.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Actually, I remember what my first pair of shoes that
I bought with bought were. They were the rob dir
Deck DC shoes, the signature shoes. Yeah he was around, Yeah,
I mean he started as a pro skater, TV shows
and a resillionaire.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Here I found one of the comments in there because
again people were asked that question, what's the first thing
you remember buying with your first paycheck? And Sody said,
I bought a boom box with my first paper Boy check.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, hell yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Mean I remember looking through those catalogs. My friend Joe
and I would just look through those catalogs and try
to find we wanted a like a boom box that
had a minimum one hundred watts. Yeah, I remember, for
whatever reason, that was the threshold because anything other than
that was like lame guardage. And we would pull our
money together. So if I got birthday or Christmas money
or whatever, he would take his birthday Christmas money and

(08:12):
we would go like a married couple. We would go
in on show because we wanted it.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, how would that work?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Because we were always hanging out together, so you know,
and then there would be times that yeah, I could
take it back to my house or he could. We'd
have you know, custody, right, my custody arrangement. My parameter
for a boom box was it had to have detachable speakers,
because I felt like, wow, this is like a stereo system.
So we said. I walked into the video store and
I bought a Nintendo sixty four with my first check.

(08:39):
I was a bagger at a grocery store, so I said,
I bought the VHS box set of Highlander, this series nice.
My mom was not impressed.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
It is so weird like that all seems so wasteful
now to like, we were spending how much on entertainment
and I, oh, I know that's for an album. I
can only listen to that album, right, Or yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
You wanted the one song, but you bought the entire
album just for the one song. I bought Madonna's Like
a Prayer album on cassette tape. Oh yeah, what do
you spend your first paycheck on? I spent most of
my paycheck on roses for my girlfriend at the time
and now even married seventeen years and have four kids. Yeah, jeers,
mad what God, you didn't even test drive. You just

(09:21):
went to the lot and you picked the first thing
you saws. I bought toys for my younger siblings. I
wanted to do something nice.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
The losers here you go.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
My parents bankrolled my month long Japan trip. There's one
between my junior and senior year of high school. My
first paycheck was used to pay them back, along with
many more paychecks after that.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
I think, so I shocked a parent would do that,
Like I would never trust a kid to make a
payment plan for that kind of thing they forget.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
It or whatever.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
My mom would never even let me go to Japan
at that age, you know, because you get someone pregnant.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
My my cousin that just got married. Just what's that
wedding last weekend? Their honeymoon is going to be to Japan.
They're they're waiting untill the weather breaks because they're waiting
till like spring.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Oh really yeah, yo Osaka.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
And then I have no idea wherever mister Miyagi's from.
Ok Now, what's the first thing you remember buying me
the first paycheck? This one just says weed nice?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
We cool? Oh yeah, bro eight.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Seven seven forty four Woody text us check in over
to two two nine eight seven. We get some more
Woodies show for you.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Next hang on, we'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
What's up, Woody Show podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a
heads up if you want to come meet myself and Borts.
We're gonna be at Raising Canes the grand opening on
Sunset Boulevard November fourth. It's a Tuesday. We have a
ton of giveaways one pm to three pm. That's this
upcoming Tuesday, November fourth, sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard

(10:55):
in Los Angeles. We'll see you there in the meantime,
keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast. What do you show?

Speaker 6 (11:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's October twenty nine days. National
cat Day. Oho y, It's a National Hermit Day.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh jo.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Sometimes that sounds like a lot of fun. It's a
National oatmeal Day today, love it? Uh, don't flick on
this one. World Piriasis Day, oh get it? World Stroke Day.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, and today.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Is also National Internet Day every day.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So so there you go.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
We got the birthdays and the port of Birthday coming
up for you here in just a moment. But first,
Minnesoga Towns. It's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Well, did you see the video of Britney Spears driving erratically?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Somehow, somehow the bridey stuff never shows up in My
wife knows all about it.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
So there's some video of her like going over the
double lines and things like that, And that was after
she left a restaurant with a friend. And now people
believe she was drinking and driving that way, but the
manager of the restaurant said that she did not order
any drinks. That's just drinking Yeah, that's just the way
that she drives.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's just the brain damage that she's coming. Imagine going
out to dinner and not ordering it, right.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
I do it all the time, just not the money
for it. Why it's so weird. I don't like alcohol
of food. I don't like I go out for drinks
or I'll go out for food.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I'm with you on that.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
It doesn't I don't know. It doesn't taste right.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
They put them on the same menu you have, like
a steak and a whiskey, but it's not good to.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Go, it's not. She did, though, knock over some glasses
while she was at the restaurant allegedly and had a
bizarre toast, but they said no alcohol by all means
free freeing her, free bread, all those people idea. Guys,
All right, now you did it.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
She's still allowed to live. Could kill somebody now she
can get a ticket.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah yeah true. Now moving on, the new hot thing
with celebrities is being super transparent about all the cosmic,
uh cosmetic surgery that they've had. And the latest person
to talk about it was Haley Bieber. She was on
a podcast and she talked about how she has this
procedure done called he r P. Now if I understand

(13:22):
it right, is they take blood out of your arm
and then they use that as filler in your face.
I know people who do that, so I know there's
the vampire facial level I've heard about for a number
of years. But yes, this is different, expensive and uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
So and necessary. Let's not forget necessary.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
Right, Well, it does actually this does look.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
It does look.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Yeah, this is the best one out there.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
You know how I've been, like, you know, talking to
maca on botox and things like that. But the filler stuff,
I agree that the fillers do make people look better,
as long as they don't overfill obviously, and smooth dude.
Look at Chris Jenner before her facelift. Well that's no, no, no, no,
even even before her facelift, she would get fillers and

(14:09):
that would make her look way better.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
But a lot of men are getting like mid face
filler and they look nuts.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
So I think we look at you.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Yeah, and like Ryan Gosling even after like the whole
Ken thing, like they're all getting these little mid face
cheeks allegedly.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I'm just thinking of all the people who are all
the guys getting in their trucks right now heading off
to the work. Dude, Filler are using Yeah, like Britney Spielers.
And you guys know Kyzie Jenner whatever you're talking Chris Jenner.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
You know.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Plastic surgery stuff? Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
All right.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
How about this actor Adam Scott? Is he rugged enough
for me to talk about? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
But Scott is cool. But he's talking about being rugged.
It's just about I don't know someone who's not like
on all the chick blogs.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Scott, he gives off mega a hole.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
We discussed this about him, and as someone who's met
him in person, I would agree with Greg.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
He is an a hole, all right.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Fun he allegedly isn't a hole. But he finally, he
finally answered one of the questions that we always ask
people all the time when we meet a celebrity or musician.
We always ask them and they always give us a
vague answer and they never really answer it is what
did you buy when you first got your big check?
And he answered that and he said that I bought

(15:29):
a Volvo. Well, yeah, I don't think by Voldos. Now
this was in two thousand and two. Okay, well I
will say this, like back in the day, like Vovos
were the cards to have, like with rappers, rappers like
really Lobos. Yeah, if you look so vovos, I love
Volva Vova rappers love. But if you look if you

(15:55):
look like the nineties in the nineties, like it was
like Mercedes wet As vult that's right in Vovo. How
do you say voo Volvo. There's an l v O
l v Volvo. Either way, I don't really care. But
in two thousand I feel.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
About plastic surgery.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
And Chris Jeneral, Yeah, two thousand and two, he was
on this TV show called The Court. I remember that
was Sally Field. But anyways, he said that he bought
this car after you got a check and then he
immediately got fired canceled.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
So here's a here's a question for everybody. First thing
that comes to mind, just association a jerk. If someone's
a jerk, what car do they drive BMW, BMW cyber truck,
cyber ha HA cyber truck, Mercedes, Mercedes?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I mean challenger charger.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
That's what I was gonna say. Oh yeah, challenger charger.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Different types of jerks.

Speaker 7 (16:48):
So challenger charger jerks are musclehead, meathead guys who can't
afford an actual sports car jerks. Then there's like the
upper crust, white collar jerk, which would I would say
more BMW Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
BMW the tailgaters who tailgate everybody, and then the chargers
are the people that do burnouts.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Some men is what would you say a jerk drives? Ah?

Speaker 4 (17:08):
It was usually BMW. And I'm sorry to the people
that drive BMW's, but they are usually the ones on
the road tailgating.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Here, what's the what's the joke, Greg, what's the difference
between porcupine and a BMW.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
I just say about cyber trucks, Yeah, there's no defending.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Ok I mean I don't see any cyber trucks doing
burnouts right exactly. Okay, now check this out, Glen Pale,
have you been keeping up with this? Sammy? People are
talking smack about your boy? What Okay, I guess you're
not on the Glen News. I don't train like I am.
So Anyways, his ex GG Parris, who is now dating

(17:48):
NFL former player Cooper Headfield head Anyways, he played for
the Seas must have been like a benchwarmer. Yeah yeah,
But anyway she said is that she was upset with
him because he was playing or he was playing along
with all the PR people when they he had that
movie with Cindy Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Were they were back?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, well, she says like she was upset with him
because he didn't just come out and say like, hey, no,
obviously I'm not cheating on my girlfriend. I'm not with
Cindy Sweeney. But she said that he put her on
a group text with the PR people on saying how
it was great PR for the movie.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Right, yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't know that she
got put on a group text, but I've heard all
this story a while ago. She was really pissed about that,
and he was basically like, look, I'm doing my job.

Speaker 8 (18:37):
This is what they're telling me to do. And she
was like, I don't care. And then they broke up.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Okay, now, Sammy, would you be happy to be on
a group text with the PR company?

Speaker 8 (18:47):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
No, I understand I hear allegedly on a group text.

Speaker 8 (18:51):
I totally understand her part in this.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Do you go.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Were just killed himself?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Going?

Speaker 9 (19:02):
I totally understand her, and I totally get why she
would want to leave him. But I also understand that
this was a very pivotal point in his career where
he had to make decisions for his own future, and
he did not take her into consideration. So she was
right to break up with him. He was right to
be broken up with. His priority is his career, and.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
He Oh my god, who the hell came? All right?
She just write a note says he's our diamond.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Do my time for your birthdays?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Go show this shiverday. We gonna let this shiverday.

Speaker 10 (19:34):
We're gonna sit the She was like, it's Shiverday, and
you know we don't do birthday all right?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Birthday starting with the celebrity Richard Dreyfuss. Mister gee, He's
seventy eight years old today, Dan Cassanetta Homer. Homer on
The Simpsons is the voice of Grandpa Simpson. Barney crushed
the clown groundskeeper Willie about a thousand more. He's gonna
have a great birthday next year.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
He's sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Now sixty eight today went on a rider. Frangerick Things
and the Other Things fifty four. Today. Gabrielle Union is
fifty three. Tracy Ellis Ross, an award winning actress, and producer, singer,
television host baby fifty three years old today she.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Has that awesome haircare line now Alta by the way,
thank you exactly, thank you. It's killing it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
And then Randy Jackson from Chito in the Jacksons, not
to be confused with the guy from American Idol.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
It ch happens all the time. He's sixty four or
the East.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Your your porno birthday today is Laney Gray and today's
birthday girl. She's had more hands in her guts than
a jack Land four hundred and eighty four fine films, including.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
There's No Eye in Pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
She was in in there like Swimwear Volume one for Greg.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
You might like her in His Wife's Secret Les Affair.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh yeah, she was fantastic in the thriller Laney masturbates
in her straight jacket. She was also and Christian girl
gets the demon fed out of her.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Oh nice?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
And then who can forget her role? And the Halloween
flick Help there's a ghost in my vagina. That's a
Lady Gray who's twenty seven years old. Today I met Chriporto.
Birthday Your celebrity birthdays and that is a Wednesday morning
look at what's happening around the world of entertainment here
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (21:25):
Show.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I welcome back here everybody.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
So, uh, you clear up all the toilet paper, Gina.
Somebody toilet papered Gina's house.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Yeah, and she thought it was so cute. I did
think it was.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
And she thought it was almost like part of the
neighborhood welcome and committed. She saw it as a they've
been accepted type of thing.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah, because the kids, his little new friends did it,
and my husband cleaned everything up, except there is one
giant two ply roll of toilet paper stuck.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
On the roof house. Yeah, and nobody can get it down.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
See, has a homeowner, it's up to you to own
a ladder.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Well, So my husband's big plan was to wait for
the pool guy to come and see if we can
use his ladder.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Does he have a ladder?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I don't know. It doesn't have a ladder, pool.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
He said.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
He said, oh, maybe one has a ladder. It's stuck
up there. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
So now, in this beautiful new house that we're so
proud of me spent so much money on, it's a
little less funny now with just a.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Roll of toilet paper stock.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I don't see that they left. There's some toys and
stuff on the front porch. Oh, and it was supposed
to be like, oh hey, happy Halloween, welcome to the
neighborhood kind of thing. But like the toilet paper part
is the part I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
And it actually gets worse. I thought they were toys
in the bucket. You know what was in the bucket?
It was supposed to be witch's potion, because that's what
the bucket said.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Oh did Greg make it? Is just a bucket peel.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
It's basically food coloring with like chewed up candy that
they spit in it.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh I hate these kids.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, okay, they thought they were so clever.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
She has it on video. You showed me the video,
And that's not cute. It's not it were the parents.
The parents weren't there, so.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
There was a bunch of different kids and one of
the parents drove them over. But as a joke, my
husband put on my old boot like when I broke
my foot and limped over to the kids this morning
and said, you know, like recently.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Like, oh, I hurt my foot trying to clean.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Up all the toilet paper, and one of the moms
got the kids in trouble.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Good good joke.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
And you know what you should said that Make that
kid go up on the roof, toss him up there,
toss him up there, and then make him get the
stupid thing.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Off the road.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
You know it looks really bad.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
That's what you should do. It's not fun. This kids sucktes.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
How about guy?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
He just looked like a marshmallow.

Speaker 11 (23:51):
His name is Menace though he's kind of like a
menace in.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
The streets.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Show.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
And we are into another new hour firing enough ga
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. That's break Goring
there he is, there's Menace. What is up high, Gina
grand We got Sea Mass, we got Sammy Morgan is
here morning? You ever figure this thing out?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Bored?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Can we hear you? Yes, sir, they fixed it.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
We can man. Could we go for absolute perfection with
the equipment? Vaughn is Vaughn there?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yes, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
It all works.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I haven't heard that.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
How are you doing, Von?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
It's a long night, but uh I'm here.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh yeah, I know. How late were you out? Why
was it a lone night?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I was out till about two this morning?

Speaker 12 (24:48):
I had an event last night with this AI company
Djay in a gig and ended up being in late
night with the clients.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
All right.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
So when you when you are low on sleep like
that on rest, like will you smoke before you come
to work or will that make you wait? That just
kind of knocks out.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
It seems like a bad idea.

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Yeah, yes, smoke plenty enough last night. So none this
morning before this morning?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is that why Vaughn's hiding under a hoodie today?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah? Order, uh huh he didn't have time to braik
his hair today.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he looks cool.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
He does look coolious.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Ohbed, Well we've uh, we've got some of the trending
news headlines. Gina grad what's happening today?

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Well, Game four of the World Series went down last
night and the Blue Jays got their payback. Toronto's hitters
jumped on show Heyo tany early when they scored four runs,
including oh Nothing, a two run homer by Vlad Guerrero
Junior that gave them the lead. Shane bieber Strong on
the mound kept the Dodgers to just four hits in
one run. The Blue Jays won six to one, which

(25:54):
ties the series at two games each, so coming up
to the end here. Game five is tonight at Dodger Stadium.
Hurricane Melissa hit Jamaica yesterday as a Category five storm,
one of the biggest Category fives on record. It hit
the island with one hundred and eighty five mile per
hour winds caused a ton of damage.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, they were saying, like, even with the terrain and
the mountains and everything else, this thing is still held
together in Yeah, because usually that'll break a storm up.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Ye, downgrade it.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Well, the Prime Minister says the country's been ravaged, with
over five hundred and thirty thousand people without power. He's
even declared the entire country a disaster area. President Trump
said this morning he's prepared to move with aid to
help him out. Melissa weekened a little now downgraded to
a category three, but still really dangerous when it made
landfall in Cuba this morning. And I saw some dumb
BIAC influencer being like, come with me, we go to

(26:46):
Jamaica for a category five storm.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Well, those people stormchas are kind of people, not the
cloud chaser.

Speaker 13 (26:53):
No.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
But I always when the hurricanes are rolling in, you
see the people running down the beach to go into
the water or whatever, like what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
But she was like, it's no big deal. And then
you guys pray for me.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I say that, but at the same time, I told you,
I want to go into one of those like hurricane storms,
Like you're insane, but that's different because that's that's built
for that.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Yeah, and when we're not going, you're.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Just running down as the storm surge comes down the
beach to try to swim in it.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I felt like such an idiot because this whole story
taught me that Jamaica has insanely tall mountains. I never
knew that.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
You never been.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
No, I've never been to Jamaica. They have a mountain
that is over seven thousand feet tall.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Is pretty big.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I thought it was this very low lying I just learned.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I thought it was flat.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Mom, that's what.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I thought, he said, just like that, I know.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
In the mountains.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, that's what I thought. What he thought.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
When you land there, you can see it really.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, you gether some time.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Will go beaches.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
You like the beach, the beach, you have a beautiful
Hilton Okay, like brown dude, it sounds like heaven.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah, it is, well, Texas Attorney General is suing the
makers of thailand All, saying they misled pregnant women about
possible links between the medicine and autism. The lawsuit accuses
the company of putting profits over safety, lying for years,
and putting millions at risk. This is the first state
level lawsuits since President Trump claimed that tailand all taken
during pregnancy is tied to autism.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Now.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Thailand All's parent company denies this and says they're worried
about misinformation since the seat of Menifin is still the
safest pain reliever for pregnant women. And UPS says it's
laying off forty eight thousand workers as part of a
big old cost cutting plan. About thirty four thousand of
those cuts come from drivers and warehouse staff and fourteen
thousand from management, and the company says it's trying to

(28:47):
save money run more efficiently after slower shipping demand and
rising labor costs.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Slower shipping demand don't get right, we go shopping. I'm
just saying just in general, like more and more people
are just buying stuff sh Amazon alone. You think could
keep everybody employed.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I can attest to that.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
And UPS they're doing Okay, they made twenty one billions.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I say, in Business News recently they said UPS.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Is doing They're doing gang But you got yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Does Amazon use UPS like because they have their own
see the Amazon truck? Yeah, first they were using everybody, right, Yeah,
but then you can go to UPS and like return stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
I feel like I could be wrong, but like if
it's not prime, sometimes it comes from UPS. If it's
like you know a few weeks later that kind of thing, Okay,
that might be it.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I'm sure they use it, but like, wasn't it for
a while, Like almost all your Amazon stuff came from
the UPS too. That's how we got to know the
UPS guys so well here almost.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Every day for you also, like random's like Tyler. Tyler
would deliver for Amazon on the side out of his
own car.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Yeah right, it's a little bit more recently.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, and then all of a sudden he started seeing
the Amazon YE branded trucks.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
So we're like, where are those coming from?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Well, what stuff I get, it's from private cars.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Yeah, but what he delivered stuff like was covering Cheetoh
dust when you drive tile little bonus.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Well, the twenty one billion is down four percent. From
last year, but still better than they thought it would be.
And since the new layoffs ups, stock jumped nine percent.
So what are we doing now? And that's pretty harsh
considering how many people they laid off and over in Mississippi,
a truck carrying Reese's monkeys overturned on the highway. So
the driver was okay, but six monkeys escape.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Cops and animal control were called after the driver warned
that the monkeys are dangerous, aggressive, and do pose a
threat to humans. So it was first reported that the
monkeys were infected with herpes, hepatitis sea and COVID, but
now they say that's not true. They made it clear
that the monkeys were not infectious, but they were aggressive
and that's why rip. All of them had been destroyed. However,

(30:48):
one monkey still on the run. Yeah, crawling through some
grass highway. So go monkey go?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
You know what his name is?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
It does? He have to get some merch? Some question?

Speaker 14 (31:01):
How are they dangerous to humans? Is just going to
run up on you? They have teeth you, Yeah, but
it's probably gonna do its own thing out like.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
What are out there? It's scared?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, somebody'll come running after you.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Basically, if there's an animal in the wild, don't go
up to it.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Yeah, don't try to make it your pet, you guys.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, we have some breaking news.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
This just into the show news room.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Look with Bored captured just outside of our studio, the
monkey broach.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Let's let's let's let's check it with bor. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Greg.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Do you want to go investigate?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Greg? Freaking out right now?

Speaker 15 (31:46):
I think it's the missing road for the last.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Four years from the Glory Whole Challenge news that was
where is that.

Speaker 15 (31:56):
Outside this door right outside the studio, just under this
very thought that it could easily lift to get over
the door. It's under like a cock like a fast
food beverage cup. That's it.

Speaker 14 (32:11):
It's been over a year.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
It's been walking around over here, just outside the door.

Speaker 15 (32:16):
Greg, Just to be glad that I caught it, because
it was walking towards your studio.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
That's our old friend. You know what, Maybe it's a
baby of the Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Definitely not it, because the one we had was that big, fat,
slow roly polling.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Look.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I'm saying like as they get older, you know, you
start you start like you don't look the same as
you did twenty years ago.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, that's our friend Roachy, be baby Roachy.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, looking out the window like a kid looking for Santa.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
You don't want me to do anything with it, Just
leave me.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Just don't set it free, because the last time we
found one outside outside, why did you not just flush
it down the you know what board?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
If you go downstairs with the garage on the first level,
stay to the left, you're going to see a time
there's there's a car parking like that fourth spot. I
think that's Greg's. If you wanted to kind of leave
it there or just like maybe like you know, right
under the lip of the driver's side door.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I would call the cops, get a machine gun. I would,
I would, I would, Greg.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I thought you would think this is a good dude.

Speaker 15 (33:30):
Was Roach captured? It's captured, ativity it is secure. It's
taped up like is it gon escape?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Somebody's gonna kick that cup and it's Greg.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
For real, Look look, how okay that's what a small
slash medium sized drink and it's domed over top of
the thing that's on the on the ground along.

Speaker 15 (33:48):
The base board, and Greg, come on, come on, Greg,
another morning show has walked past it.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Five times, they haven't even looked at it. You know what,
except to get to be.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Don't worry a girl. Well, I usually that's my gut
instinct is to start crying.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
It looks like a girl while all three of the
girls and you're like it into the studio at his desk, delicious.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Don't you men even think about that?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
How about during the break you go out there and
you can do like a little interview with the roach
and then post it on our social media. Yeah, check
it out on our Instagram story. Mess We go out
there right now and go talk to it and see
if it really is interested in attacking Greg.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
If you it just going to lose my f in mind.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
The Woody Show, We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I'll see it. Look now great. Did you go see
the cockroach that that Bart captured?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
I did. I had to see where it was in
proximity to where I'm sitting. It's only about twenty feet
away from where I'm sitting right twenty three. I had
to confirm that they taped it up and bored my
new hero. He did put paper under the cup and
then kind of roared the paper up and taped it.
Bring it in. Oh, come, no, bring it in.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Why because Morgan made an offer.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
She said, yeah, a joke real quickly.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
That's a joke. But there's videos of the where are
you going over here in corner?

Speaker 11 (35:27):
Also the way it's taped up. It doesn't get enough air.
I'm scared it's going.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
It doesn't get enough air.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
You can see video of it on our Instagram at
the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Geez oh, I think this thing.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Is that's never getting out.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Okay, I hate it too. I hate it.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
It's anything.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Here's the thing about it too. It is super active.
It is very very quick, is it. Yeah, it's like
Morgan around that you change your mind super fast.

Speaker 14 (35:54):
Well, I'll do anything for the right prece Okay, well.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
What is the right price?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Oh god, it is ross. Here's the thing.

Speaker 11 (36:04):
I'll kiss it, but I don't want to like hold
it and kiss it, so someone else is going to
have to hold it.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Can you can you hold it in your mouth?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
How can you?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
How is?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Please? Don't do that in my hold on. Guys, you've
had we've had people eat is in the studio for
tickets to like Incubus or something. I don't want to
show you.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Can you hold in your mouth?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
I'm not putting the whole thing in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
It's me's birthday month.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
You won't. No, I'll kiss it, but I'm not going
to put.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
You how about hold your mouth and then hum Happy birthday?

Speaker 14 (36:38):
The men not enough.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Kissing because again we've had listeners eat them, so they
can do that one in here.

Speaker 11 (36:47):
All right, let's go get one three hundred bucks to
kiss it or put it in my mouth, hold.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
It your mouth and hum Happy birthday. Too minutes and
it's active.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
It's gonna thrown her throat throw up.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Because then I want you to tell us, uh, because
I also brought in our brought in circus peanuts, and
you could tell us what tastes better, circus peanuts or the.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Roach peanuts will taste better definitely the road. You don't
have to eat it, it's just like just hold it
in the happy birthday to kill it.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Four hundred dollars.

Speaker 14 (37:19):
Here's the thing that second to get into my mouth.
I'm going to spit it out.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I'm not going to It will be.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Free in the studio and it's just going to be.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Security.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Make sure it doesn't again, what about a grand?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
A grand even though it's lightning, we're spending my money.
I just.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Are you my wife?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Four hundred is not?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
We're talking now, we'd get there. Yeah, he does like me.

Speaker 11 (37:46):
Look, we're going to make an eye contact now is great.
And I have to put it in my mouth and
sing happy birthday. Hum remember oh that way.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
It stays in my mouth the whole song. Well, you
can get its short.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, that's short, as.

Speaker 8 (38:02):
Fast as you can.

Speaker 15 (38:03):
And I promise the security that once it's in Morgan's mouth. Though,
So what are we gonna do? Are we gonna keep
her in here for it?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
What?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
What kicking?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
What you can do?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I will spit it out, all right?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Well if you spin it out, if you spin it
out here like you take like the garbage can, and
you're gonna spit, spit the garage can port, then you
just chut and just.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Throw it out the window, throw it off the balcony.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
And then put it in Greg's trump.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
I just can't believe you guys aren't okay with me
just kissing it. I thought that wild enough, like wow
with tongue.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Oh so, so what's the difference?

Speaker 7 (38:38):
Lick it?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
So just lick it minutes?

Speaker 14 (38:41):
What do you think should I do it? It's your birthday?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
What what dollar amount are we deciding.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
On while you're waiting, I'm having a circus for thousands.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
I don't have a thousand, though, thousand. I don't have
a thousand dollars. That's what's a thousand dollars? Thousand bucks?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
I just you know what.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
I just gave her an unsolicited bonus here and it
was it was more than them, very generous.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
So maybe that was that front loading the dare.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I just hate saying no.

Speaker 14 (39:11):
I hate turning down a challenge.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You can say no, I.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
That are way worse than that road. You know they're
not okay.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
This is a security issue, though, because that thing is
going to get free.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Security Clarence for this God, these are good.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Marshallow.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
What's what?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
What like?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
What do you?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Is it just the idea of it?

Speaker 11 (39:41):
Or wing it in my mouth? I'll throw up, which
will be hilarious.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
But then I'm so torn better because will kill the
roach hopefully.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
You know, I'm you don't want to do it. That's fine,
you don't want to do it, you know what, It's
fine me.

Speaker 14 (39:56):
Do you a favorite wody and save your money. Don't
waste your money.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Says butcher it.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, put it in a.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
No, that would be a whole different feeling. Yeah right, yeah,
people are fifty fifty on the text about it.

Speaker 11 (40:14):
I hate saying no, but let me not take more
of your money, and I'll say, all right, I'm worried
about Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
They probably walk across the bathroom floor.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
So many diseases.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Do you saw have an offer to kiss it? I'm
not giving you a thousand dollar.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
No, i don't need a thousand kids, I'll kiss it. Yeah,
like for like, I don't know, twenty five bucks.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
How about for a circus peanut, you know, for the
good of the show, and because I'm a down bitch,
I'll kiss it for folks.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Oh, it's definitely gonna crawl on your face exactly. I'm
not holding you haven't Are you gonna hold it?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Why can't you hold it?

Speaker 6 (40:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Well you hold it for two hundred bucks and kiss it?
Oh yeah, all right, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
So that's that's I would like to point out to
the government into the two sides of the political party,
Like you know, this is how it works.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
That's negotiation. That's called negotiation. We can end we can
end the shutdown right now. To give me a bag
of circus peanuts and let me have it. I'm sure,
I don't know if you're all the way on camera,
Boart so right there in the middle. My god, are
we going to do this?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Do you want me to? Yeah? She would you touch it?
Or no?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
What would board care? Like living things?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Just that's free though, Yeah, that's going to be absolutely destroyed.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Just just reach in there, like, just take the thing.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Yeah, take the thing in there.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Hold it. I promise that at all.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I just hold it, like, reach in there. You never
had popcorn, like, reach in there. You're to me, it's
not a shark, all right, It's not as big as
I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I mean it's kind of a short.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
No, it's yeah, it's it's not a scorp Alright, go ahead.
I can't promise that.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I'm not gonna you're reaching there and you grab it
and just hold it.

Speaker 14 (42:15):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 16 (42:19):
Don't drop hold on to it tight.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah you can just grab it. You're gonna drop it,
drop it.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Pretend just be gentle, pretend it's a piece of bad.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Say it's fine. Now kiss him all right now, kiss him,
kis him, kiss himkiss.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kisshim, kiss kiss.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
You did.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Yes, my hands so nice.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
And here's the circus. How hot was it?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
To wash it down?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
But you've never had a circus peanut, right right, all right,
I'm curious to get your Do you like banana flavor?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
I do?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Yeah? All right, go ahead, let me calm down. It
probably laid eggs or molt. Yeah, you did your roach pregnant.
Now it's marsh mellowy and vanilla marsh and banana. Mean
you know what, it's not terrible. Yeah, I would never
buy it. What would you rate it?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
You just kissed the roach?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Yeah, yeah, I just kissed the roach.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I believe you just touched one.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I have the best job ever. I'm just trying to
rate this circus peanut.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Is from the cup like we're confirmed paved up.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
I see it. Anybody else in here that like circus
peanuts just never had one? You never had one?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Here?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Here the can we have?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Let's get the roach try.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
It is hungry, is awful.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
It has the testure of window cocking.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
You know the roach what you eat it? Look, let's
stay away from it.

Speaker 14 (44:03):
Wait, the roach is not moving around anymore?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Good?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, it just got some dude, it's psyched.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
He's trying to it's.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Trying to stand on top of it to jump out.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Just trying to mount it.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Did it?

Speaker 4 (44:18):
No, it's using it as a ladder to get out
of that cup.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Like a good throat burn.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Back, all right, let's get a headline.

Speaker 17 (44:32):
Morgan.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Morgan's back. You go brush your teeth out right, Yeah,
I will say, guys, and I'm not exaggerating.

Speaker 14 (44:39):
My lips are kind of burning.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Oh no, they are.

Speaker 14 (44:42):
But I think it's like mental Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
You think drink some boiling water.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Yeah, make sure you take clamb too.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
That's such a great idea.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Okay, what that is? Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
All right.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Well, Morgan seems to be recovered.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
She's she's fine out, she's breathing it a regular heart
rates back.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Yeah, that's all good.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, if you're just tuning in, we'll have the video.
We'll post it for you on our YouTube page, also
on our social media. Look for us. They're at the
Woody Show. Vaughansa working on the video as we speak.
It'll be le'll be post a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Say Morgan, I'm amazed that you did that.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Really, Like I'm in.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I have respect slash disgust for you yeah, that you
even reached in and picked it up. But it's just
mind Bob.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I'll started Bort found roach out in the hallway and
captured it under a cup and then set it in
like I think I found the missing studio roach. I
showed it to everybody in the studio. Greg of course
freaks out, it's not Morgan says, I'll kiss it. And
then I thought, hmmm, well, if she's willing to kiss it,
like I wonder if she's willing to put the roach
in her mouth and hum happy birthday at Menace what

(45:56):
she said no to for a thousand dollars a week,
But she then went back and said, you know what,
I will kiss it, and she got two hundred bucks
if she because she didn't want to touch it, so
she reached into the cup and she grabbed it. She
held on to it. Yeah, and you know it's funny.
Somebody in the text this is what This is my
favorite text of the whole thing. Eight texting over dam
This roach is getting the first base before dumbass Tyler

(46:16):
with his girl. Dumbas Tyler has even held hands with
his chick that he's gone on a number of dates
with and they've been seeing each other quote unquote seeing
each other for over a month.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
That's how you do it.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, it's a work in progress.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
It's fine. Yeah, I don't know if that roach got
consent though, you know, yeah, I should go now.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
A huge amount of rain has hit Arizona in recent weeks,
and the rain has brought some new toads and mushrooms
to the area. And the toads are these like desert
toads that are I guess rare in that part of
the state. So naturally people are picking them up and
licking them.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Of course, why because they think they're going to get high.
That's right, menace. People are so desperate to get wrecked.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I know, right, it's kind of like what we say
about sex, Like there's just sex. You don't have to
do weird stuff. Right, you have booze.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
You just said, Oh, really, Like you didn't know that
people like.

Speaker 14 (47:13):
They licked toads to get high.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah, is it true?

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Like because that's you also that as a kid, like
you pick up a frog or a toad or whatever,
you can get a warp.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Well, I don't think it's that. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
You authorities are warning people not to lick them because
it can result in illness or death. As for the mushrooms,
authorities are saying, don't pick them and put them in
your mouth because you have no idea what you're eating.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
You could die, yeah, or.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
It could just not be a pussy like Morgan more
is just a champ.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, it's right.

Speaker 14 (47:42):
Any shroom any Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I mean how much does these days? Like ten bucks?
Why are you doing this random stuff? They have no
idea what ready with for christ toads and licking them.
It's like, have some class.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
You know, a powerful hallucinogen called five d MT that
can really mess you up.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, that's what they want.

Speaker 14 (48:06):
Yeah, chasing that high the Colorado River toad.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
If people aren't scared off by fentanyl, right and they're like,
oh okay, just did a little trace amount of this
could kill me. Sure I'm down to get high.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Yeah, gotta get.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
So.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
We're going to Dubai Extreme weekend trip. It's just there
and back. We're flying sixteen hours to get there, on
the ground for eight hours, turning around, coming back. You
guys are voting on the five semifinalists that everybody who
sent in their reasoning about why they think they should
go on the trip. We've narrowed it down to five.
Now you, the Woodies Show listener, gets to decide the

(48:41):
top two vote getter. So just go onto our website,
which is the Woodies Show dot com, and you could
see just a little blurb about what each person that
their full submission, but just a little blurb about why
they think they should go and just we're asking you
for a gut a gut feeling. Yeah, like just whatever
your gut tells you, like, you know what, I think
this person should go. Vote for that person. The voting

(49:02):
is over at the end of the night tonight, so
it's like eleven fifty nine. It closes out, and then
on Friday, Medicine I will announce who the grand prize
winner is. The vote gets narrowed down for what you're
doing right now, the top two vote getters from those two,
Medicine I will decide at our sole discretion. There is
nothing fair about that process because the medic and I

(49:25):
are the ones who have to spend all this time
with a person on an airplane for thirty two hours
over the course of a.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Couple of days. Gotta be a good fit.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah, Now, one of the semifinalists. We talked to a
couple of them. We talked to Leonard, he was the
first one. That's the guy who's the gynecologist, yep. And
then we talked to Richard. Richard is the guy who's
the aerospace engineer, and another semifinalist, and it's a get
around the phone. Here is Candace.

Speaker 18 (49:49):
Hi, Candae All right, so Candace, you are one of
the five semifinalists, and so people are on our website
voting and hopefully, with any luck, you'll.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Be the one who gets to go. Now, she says,
my name is Canis.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I feel I should be selected to fly to Dubai
because I'm very easy going. I go with the flow.
I follow everything that you tell me to do. I
will be hyped when you need me to be and
calm when it calls for it. I've been a long
time listener, I've gone to all your events, and I
will make this a smooth, memorable trip. So CANDUs, give
me an example of how you go with the flow.

(50:26):
Maybe something that you weren't necessarily interested to do, but
you want to, kind of like Morgan with this, you
went with the flow.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
You ever kissed the cockrck I.

Speaker 17 (50:35):
Mean I am I'm not a picky eater. I am
not a picky like we need to do this, we
need to do that. I mean, that's how I take it.
You just take it one way better time. You know,
you can't like, you know, fight at everything everything you
have a problem. Like that's the worst when you have
somebody that's like, I don't want to do this.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
What do we do?

Speaker 17 (50:57):
We are going for MENACE's birthday. I'm a guest, you know.
To be a good guest, you have to go with
the float. That's what they want to do and enjoy.
I'm just happy to be there. I'm happy to be
a fly on the wall and just take in this
amazing experience and you know, help help log it, you know,
and help everybody get a taste what this life is.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I'll tell you what I do. I like that she's
given an opportunity, she's just going for I So, Candice,
are you a traveler? Do you travel much?

Speaker 17 (51:31):
Okay? I travel a little bit, but not to this
extent like no, I mean people concerts, yeah, and then
been to you know, parents like once, you know, and
that was like my life.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
You know, you're not afraid to fly like greg is,
you're not afraid to fly.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
You've been flighty and I mean, and believe me, that
was economy.

Speaker 17 (51:55):
That was like, you know, from group on. You know,
so I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Yeah, certainly not these first class like studio apartment sized pods.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, pretty pretty crazy. I'm assuming you've never showered on.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
An airplane.

Speaker 17 (52:11):
Unless you just talk about wipes.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Do you shower? Let's start there. That's a very important question.

Speaker 17 (52:18):
Okay, daily, I am very hygenic.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
And what do you do for a living?

Speaker 17 (52:25):
I am a mobile notary, So I go to people's
homes and businesses and I dine and stamp their docks
and verify that they are who they say they are.
I prevent frogs.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Okay, so I'm as for other person.

Speaker 17 (52:38):
I'm in the system, but for a good reason.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Now, do you do you have like a husband? Kids?

Speaker 10 (52:46):
Like?

Speaker 17 (52:47):
I am the average millennial? I have two dogs. I
am single. I am I mean, I'm a friend of
the Woody Show. I follow you guys everywhere. Menace knows me.
He just sees me. He's like, hey, you're here again.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
I'm like, yeah, the words you know?

Speaker 17 (53:04):
Yeah, you know, so I know I'm in my like
concert era just you know, music and just a positivity,
living my best life all you know, single life, you know,
so but taking one opportunity at time, and I am
so grateful for this amazing opportunity, even if I don't win,

(53:25):
just to be picked, it's just like, oh my god,
I'm so so seen.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
No, don't nobody have any other questions for for Candace
Menace anything that jumps out.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Candace you well, I mean you said that you go
with the flow and you'll just listen. So that's my
main thing, is like no wasting time. The second we land,
we just you know, get through security and then we
just hit Dubai and we hit all these spots. Is
there like any have you researched Dubai at all? Is
there anything that you really want to do? Are you

(53:56):
just down to do anything?

Speaker 17 (53:58):
Oh, I'm down to do anything. You are the travel guru,
So whatever you recommend, I'm fine with good.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I say.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Now, you're also welcome to hang back at the airport
lounge with me, because I'm not living the airport. Yeah,
return flight or you can go with Mente. There is
no obligation to go do the things that Menace wants
to do for anybody but yeah, also we're looking for
somebody who's not necessarily gonna hold menace up. Yeah, because
he is on a very tight timeline. It's on tight timeline.

Speaker 17 (54:27):
No, I will follow him, and hey, he gives me
rooms to follow when we're doing our giveaways. I follow that.
I always have. He've always asked, Howney win this. You
follow the rules, listen, you know, so I want to
at least get my seat a little dirty, get a
little dubai, you know, soil undermine sneakers, and then come

(54:50):
back and relax and you know, enjoy everything.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
There that flight. Yeah. Man, Well, Candice, congratulations you are
a semi finalist. Wow, So tell everybody that that you know,
and make sure that they vote for the top two
vote getters will be determined here by tomorrow and then
medic and I have a very big decision to make
about who gets to go at that point. But cand this,
thank you so much.

Speaker 17 (55:14):
We appreciate you, all right, I love you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
We love.

Speaker 10 (55:22):
You.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Can move on the floor, you know you can.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
You can choose something or whatever. Man, you crap in
my manhood.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
That might be a deal.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
And now more of the Woody show.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah, I hear clips from our own show, and I
can't remember what the conversation was. That was either about
Mike the show killer because he had a cat that
would crap in his bed, uh huh, and he kept
that cat around, or it was some story in the
news or some pissed your girlfriend or something.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I have no idea. I think it was Sammy's dog.
She reached over and felt something in her bed, grabbed it.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah it was cock.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Ye yeah, and she still kept the dog.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Yeah, yeah, it was cock.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
That's Greg Gorey. Good morning, Menace is here? What is
hot Sea Bass? We've got Geni grad right there, Sammy's here,
Market's here, phones are open eight seven seven forty four
Woody text us over to two to two done seven.
Some space news a bunch of websites saying that there's
an outside chance that aliens could be making contact at
some point.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Yeah, okay today.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Yeah, that's the reason behind this thought process, is that
an interstellar comment from outside the Solar System that's been
going by Earth the past few months, and today is
the day that's going to be at its closest point
to the Sun. So the comments about the size of Manhattan,
and they say it's different from normal comments, So people

(56:42):
online are thinking that it could be some kind of mothership.
That's because that's gotta be it.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
There's no other choice. Yeah, Bored, I mean, have you
studied up on this and that you like all this
alien stuff. I'll say, I haven't paid too much attention
to this.

Speaker 15 (56:54):
I'm super interested in what's going on with the collider
stuff right now and parallel dimensions and yes, changing history
and stuff like that, Like this is the collider that
they turned on and apparently tried to smash some atoms,
and this is where a lot of like Mendela effects
have recently kind of started happening from.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
So I'm more curious than that they're not really up
to date and that we'll get Maybe I have some
information I can share with Bored, because this professor at Harvard,
he's been pushing this whole alien theory, although he says
that the Internet is exaggerating, you know that's going to
be exactly today. But he did say the comet has
been behind the sun for a few weeks, and now
that it's coming back to the front of the sun,

(57:32):
the best time for aliens to reach out would be now.
His name is Avi av Lowe, it's his name, and
here he is warning.

Speaker 10 (57:39):
Fun accent is three I Atlas alien technology. You can't
do the calculation of the massing rocks in indust space
because this object is targeting the Inner Solar System and
you know it will pass closest to the Sun.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Now, it could be a mothership.

Speaker 10 (57:54):
That releases mini props, you know that they come to Earth.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
He could be, he could not be.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
No, No, I have been following at lists and they
have been talking about it for months and months on end,
and they've always projected it to be getting here in
late November December. So this is a new This is
a new It wasn't It wasn't the rapture. What were
they just predicting about a month? Sorry, there was like
something that was supposed to happen that day it was.

(58:22):
But this at listing here we are been taking over
to the internet for quite a while. But the atlasting
also they make all these like fake images with AI
and it shows like it has dinosaurs floating on top
of it. Yeah, that's pretty neat. So somewhere out there,
and so you spend your time reading and stuff. Wage
factory that makes these aircraft the size of Manhattan.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, because it's far away.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Because it's far away, they have that ability.

Speaker 14 (58:50):
It's reverse the smarter.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah, they're smarter. They can make something that big.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
So Menace has gotten an opportunity to check off a
lot of the things from his birth a month wish list. Yes,
and one thing that wasn't even on the list.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Are you ready to share your story about what you purchased?
Is this a birthday gift for yourself?

Speaker 15 (59:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:09):
It is my birthday.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Menace has been talking about doing this ever since, ever
since he realized that, you know what, this this could
be a reality in my lifetime, and then as it
became more and more clear that it was going to be,
he's mentioned it, he's talked about it, and now he
is a proud owner of.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
A humanoid robot. No, I we'll be walking around the
studio hopefully sometime next year. WHOA, he's pre ordered it
or you have to have it built. It's made by
one ex Technologies. It's called Nel. It could lift Sammy
if it wanted to. Yeah, robots robots, but no, it's not.

(59:53):
It's not totally ready for market just yet. But I
already took the money. Yeah, yeah, well you pre order
it and then I mean, neo, Oh my.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
God, this is so weird now that I look up
and see it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:04):
I d M this two minutes this morning because I
saw something on Instagram, ordered it and he already has it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
That's nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Yeah. But the what we'll do it will dishes will like, yeah, yeah,
it'll go get the coffee that I've been saying, haven't
I been saying? That's what I've been saying. But the
second I could order one, I'm gonna do it. I
believe it. Yeah, but they they've already. I mean, you
don't follow speed on like twitch and kick and stuff

(01:00:34):
like that. Was that English? Yeah? Yes, see Morgan's young
and him so no like one of these streamers. He
just recently went to their headquarters and he got to
like hang out with a lot of these robots, and
the robots were like walking around doing a lot of
crazy stuff. Can it like sit?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Can you put it in your car? Does it bend? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
It looks human.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Yeah it's a humanoid robots. Why it's a humanoid robot?

Speaker 8 (01:00:58):
Yeah, but it looks very realistic, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
A fencer right like a yeah again it's not totally
ready for market needs. So if you try to, like
look it up now, you're gonna probably punch a lot
of holes in it. But I think with how AI
is rapidly rapidly advancing, it will be ready.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
And Morgan, you're gonna hate this. It's kind of like
a pinhead O.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Humanoidsless Morgan was was just going on a rant yesterday.
I just stopped thinking about him to I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
So, you know people have like what what what what
is it called?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
You know what.

Speaker 19 (01:01:39):
Enphalopathy something anyway, like people that have growing in the
and it creeps her out like it's nothing against them personally.
It's just like how Greg sees a bug.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
And just just a visceral reaction.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Yeah, it's a visceral react.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
And they've been living in my head since I watched
Definitely and I looked it up, like one in three
thousand kids can be born with this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Yeah, it's pretty common.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
So if the technology and sky net aspect of this
isn't creeping you out, the pinhead thing might be.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I hate that drew a resemblance to them, because it does.
It's going to go talk to you at work like
you can go grab those papers from Morgan for leave
me alone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
How customizable is it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
It's fully customizable. Yeah, you can pick it out. Well,
you teach it everything like, oh, this is great. This
is Morgan as far as it looks like, do you
get to pick like, uh oh, there's three different color styles?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Yeah? What are the options? There's like gray, there's black
and white and white?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
And which one did you get? I got the gray one,
the gray one. Yes, all right, and can we all
take a guess at how much this thing? I have
no idea how much this thing would be? Will you reveal?

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah? So I there was. Well, there's two different options
I think I want. With the smarter option, you can
fully buy it, like right now, for twenty thousand dollars.
Twenty thousand dollars what you can?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Also, there goes our guessing game.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Oh sorry, well okay, how about this. Here's the other part.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
All right, I'm gonna twenty grant.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
No no, no, no. You can buy it for twenty
grand or you can pay a monthly fee for it.
So how much is that month? Okay? Well, what does
it breakdown?

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
No, no, no, it's like a subscription like lease it, Yeah,
lease it, which I did because I thought like that
would be the smarter move because maybe I get tired
of it, or maybe it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
It's terminate the lease.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Yeah. So is it a month to month or is
it a month to month to month?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Month to month?

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Yeah, okay, so there's no like there's not like sixty
months or yeah, eight months. I'll be like, okay, actually
this thing sucks. I want to bring it back. Yeah,
I'm gonna yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 14 (01:03:45):
My gut is saying like two km's.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
What I was gonna say, two grand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I think it'd be less than that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
I think I think it's gonna cost U board.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Did you have a guess?

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I'm mnna say five hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
See, I was thinking more than five or six. I'm
thinking because of a car of car pay twenty thousand,
what would the twenty thousand dollars car running per month?
And they're going to charge a little bit more because
it's a month to month. It's not like locked into
a term.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
So that'd be another four grand, probably six hundred dollars
all right, six hundred bucks. What's your guess? Five hundred
fifty official month to month is five hundred dollars. That's
not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Yeah, for your own rot like like something goes on,
you know, uh breaks like for that five hundred bucks
like you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Know, yeah, starts getting an attitude.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
You'll probably but what if you like fall in love
with it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
They can you bang it? It was already honestly humanoid
robots like everything. We always said everything starts with porn, right,
every thing starts with like like a sexual thing. A
lot of technology website the internet, right, and they've talked
about that where people are eventually going to have these
like robots that they're banging companions companions.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I don't know they didn't have that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
I haven't. They haven't shared that information yet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
There's no like backdoor, no, not that I know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Now, do you name it so you can talk to it?
That part?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I don't know if I can give it its own
Is it dishwasher safe?

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
It does the dishwasher and wash.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
How do you maintain it like you're supposed to do
to maintain it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
He plugs in overnight?

Speaker 14 (01:05:18):
Yes, you charge it and it just stands in the
corner or what.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Yeah, stares at you watch you on dress? Yeah, seven
and four? How big of boobs did you put on it.
Good questions. It's the waste measurement, right, I know it's
very skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
So does it come, for lack of a better word,
preloaded with tasks that it knows how to do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Do you have to kind of teach it like everything
like a babe. I think you would have to like
teach it like your life. Like again, this is Greg,
this is Gina, this is Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
And this is how we get coffee at work.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yeah, that part already kind of knows. Yeah, but you
got to show it like where the coffee machine and EO. Yeah,
but it's made by one X Technologies. And again, if
you like really dig deep into it, you're be like
you're going to poke holes into it. Again, it's not
ready for market, but twenty twenty six be ready for
some robot action. That's crazy, so nice, that's true for you.

(01:06:15):
I see our buddy Richard and we're are like dm
ing about it. Yeah, yeah, he'd be the one he
wants to check it out. I bet this one looks
like it's wearing a tux fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Yeah, yeah, robot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
But wait, let me see that tes one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
That's what it said.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
I typed in one X technology for cocktail. Yeah, one
X one X revolutionizing homes with advanced humanoid robots. Is
it like this thing is going to murder?

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Yeah, it's like as tall as us. No, it's a
little bit trigger Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
When do you get it?

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Sometime in twenty twenty six? Okay, you don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Well, dreams do come true. Talked about getting a robot
forever amazing, and now he is waiting his his delivery.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
I know I want to get bumped up on the list.
So if anybody knows, anyone put that on the wish list.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
I've got a couple of days. All right, more what
he shows next?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Hang on the show.

Speaker 13 (01:07:13):
I consistently set the standard of excellence on everything. I
supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them
informally contributing to our value of continuous learning and development.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
You are a hero.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
And then it's about himself, a humanoid robot which will
be delivered sometime next year. He bought it for his
his birthday. About himself a birthday yet? Yeah yeah, yeah,
and so we were just talking about that before the break.
Neo neo look it up?

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Yeah, what if it's just operated by some dude over
at some call center in India.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah, right, and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Looking around your apart front, opening your mail and getting
all your.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Secrets, watching your shower.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
People are bringing that up right now because yeah, in
the middle of teaching it how to do everything like
wash your dishes and do their launchings stuff like that,
they have people that sign into the robot to teach
it how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
And they are spying on you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Well they are, yeah, while they're teaching the robot. Yeah, hopefully,
and then AI will.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Do all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Yeah yeah, all right, well we'll let you do it first.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
See how it goes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Yeah, it's been medic's dream and you know what it
is like every time he brings it up. The biggest
thing he wanted to do is go get the coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Absolute breaks down.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
So do you would you be bringing it with you
to work and then when you leave for the day,
it goes with you. Yeah, and just kind of like
tags along like wherever you go. I don't know. Yeah,
he would not leave it at home.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
He's going to be the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Remember when the what are those things he was riding
around on all the time? Hoverboard, the board, Yeah, like
he was not seen without that. Okay, So I think
that that's going to be the robot thing, at least
for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
It's going to be like his companion, Will you buy
it at a seat on an airplanet to you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
No, really, no, that's come on, now, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
What do you mean it there for?

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
You don't think Menace would do that just for fun to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Happen, Maybe for one flight, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
But I don't honestly don't think he would because it's
I think it'd be fun things.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
What is he gonna do?

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Like take you to events that I go to? And
how are you going to get it there?

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:09:21):
I have listeners, meet up with your robots.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Yeah, some other technology news and yeah, tomorrow we're gonna
have rich demurro rich.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
On technice nice for his his latest update. We've already
been talking about the robot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
So there's this guy, seventy five year old. Guy's name
is Dave. He's a cyclist and he became the first
patient to receive a fully three D printed facial prosthesis. WHOA,
So he got a new three D printed face. That's
after he got after he got injured by a drunk driver.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Wow, it's like, yeah, exactly, that's crazy.

Speaker 14 (01:09:52):
Yeah, I assume he gets to pick what the face
looks like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
No, I don't think he can be picky. Can I
get an update? Can I get a notic?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
If they could go that far to make a new face,
you think you could just make it whatever you want
it to look blast.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
His treatment took place in the newly open Bristol three
D Medical Center, the first facility in the UK to
combine three D scanning, design and printing in one location.
It uses advanced digital technology to create custom prosthesis and implants,
like the detailed three D prosthetics that he got matching
his hair, eye and skin tone.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Yeah it does look bad, Yeah, it's it's pretty damn good.

Speaker 9 (01:10:30):
Is it permanent or is it like he has to
keep putting it on every day?

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
It's not like a mask. It's sewn into his face.

Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Yeah, well it makes it prosthetic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I think his new face someoney could take their leg
off through it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah, he's right. They have people that noses.

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
That have to put makeup artists.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
I'm just thinking of Chad Powers hearing one and that's
what he puts on it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
I think about that, guys, watched Borderwalk Empire guy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Yeah, that's exactly the guys.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
And he had the take off his face his face, Yeah,
his nose was attached to it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Half his face was attached.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, because you'd like lost it in the water.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
But this, I mean for a first gen generation on this. Yeah,
it's not bad bad. You can only get better. I
got to ask yourself, has the world gone crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
We already know it has.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
This Chicken, New Jersey, she got one of those U
up texts and around four o'clock in the morning from
her friend with benefits.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Nice and she was down.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
So she got ready to go. But the time it
took for her to get ready and to get over there,
the dude had fallen asleep and wasn't answering the door.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
This had happened. Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (01:11:34):
Does it not to me personally, but to people I know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
I've been the up one who fell asleep. I'm sure
this happens.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
You were the one that felt like, so you hit
up your booty call? Yeah, and I fell asleep and
he's outside knocking on the door, text.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
What what.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Not?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Anymore? You wake up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Sorry, that's what I do to food delivery.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Yeah, so you've said, yeah, he order like a room
service or something and just it'll be there the next morning.
He would have fallen asleep already anyway. So the chick
was hella pissed, sent a bunch of text saying how
you know he wasted her time and her money coming over,
and the last text him was quote, I see you
want to die. So she went to the gas station

(01:12:17):
down the street. She bought some lighter fluid and some
matches and then used that to set the dude's house
on fire. What and when he woke up, she was
probably awesome in bed, though.

Speaker 11 (01:12:31):
It was frustrating to shave everything and then nothing happened
that night.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
You know, yeah, but you want a second chance. You
want to blow up his house.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
But it doesn't hold to the next day.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Oh it will for five o'clock. She's not going to
be in the mood the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
When he woke up, his house was completely engulfed in
flames and he couldn't get to the door. And now
he did eventually make it out second degree burns, covered
in soot, but he is alive.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
The cops they tracked the chick down. She's looking at
eight years.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
In prison at least I would think, what a dumb ass,
but goes back to how negging actually works as dumb
as it is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Is if you are a neggar.

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
It does you want to huh rephrase that you what what?

Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
Ye explain what it is?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
So when you when when you negatve check and you're
negative negative? Yes, okay, anyways.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
When you are one who yeah, here does matters on
the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Hard, right, I got it. But negging it actually works
when you're negative towards a woman instead of like this,
you know, but it just shows like fortunate, it shows
how passionate neighbor.

Speaker 11 (01:13:48):
But menace is right, she wants him because he wasn't
didn't want enough to be annoy you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
We have two different conversations, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
But yeah, in this case it should not work out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
It didn't work out, but it just shows like how
passionate she got because to do that for some other
guy that's like waiting for her hand.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Wanted him bad.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Maybe the penis was really good. Yeah, now we've uh
oh yeah, this is.

Speaker 16 (01:14:19):
Well, let's see if you can't make everyone proud. The
category is people who annoy you? Okay, As always, we
give you the letters R T, S L.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
N E. We just need three more consonants and a vowel.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Okay, like it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
So it's N shows up. The only letter missing is
the second one, and then it's G, G, E R
people who annoy you and south Park, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
And N and a G and the vowel and.

Speaker 16 (01:14:51):
Oh please, okay, okay, Well it looks like you're going
to get a lot of help here. Category is people
who annoy you. Audience, keep quiet please, h Well, ten seconds,
all right, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Huh oh squeak, oh, naggers of course, yeah, naggers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
So in this case it's when you nag a.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Chick, right, yeah, negative, it could.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Work in your favor, ye you mean. Well, robbers in
Arizona they broke into a restaurant. Greg and I make
jokes about these kind of people all the time, like
you really just couldn't wait, oh to do what? So
they broke into the restaurant early one morning. They were
there for cash. They got about four hundred and fifty bucks.
Also anything else that con fines, so they got this iPhone.
They got a bottle of booze before they left, though,

(01:15:47):
they decided that it just had to happen right there.
They had sex mid robbery. Oh so hot, And when
the owner got in later that day realized they had
been robbed, she pulled the security footage and saw all
the action.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
So far though, no arrests have been made, but the
owner posted the couple's photos on social media, you know,
to see if anybody recognizes them. You know what I
would do if if I'm the owner and this is
on security footage they broke into my place, I would
upload that to you porn, all those sites that people

(01:16:21):
upload stuff to. You can't see it as uh, you know,
does anybody recognize these people? Because you're just trying to
identify the person. And I can't post this on Facebook
because it'll get flagged, So I had to post it here. Yeah,
no choice, You had no choice.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Sorry, making money off this hot video.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Public?

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Yeah, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
That's exactly what I think about people who do that
at work.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Yeah right, I need it, you want it, You got.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
To have it now? So bizarre.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
There was an old coworker years ago, this is that
crazy place I worked at where all that other stuff
that I told you there was bringing him beer every
Friday for everybody. Hot tub off the back of the
radio station. Like one of the other DJs. I walked
out to my car one day and he's talking about
fake leg. He had his fake leg leaned up against
the outside the hot tub and he's plowing this chick

(01:17:15):
in there. But yeah, there was a There was another
one where one of the sales chicks asked one of
the other girls, Hey, do you have whatever was it's
some kind office like a stapler or whatever it was. Oh, yeah,
it's it's over you can you can use it. So
she goes out to grab it, opens the drawer and
the chick had her like little bullet there. They're a
little like rocket, a little pocket rocket sitting in there

(01:17:38):
with like the paper clips and the stapler. Like you
brought you brought that to work?

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Yeah, I mean knock one out in the bathroom. She
was cute, so cool, but still, why why you brought
you you brought that to work?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Was it just like your drawer?

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Maybe maybe maybe you left it in your pants and
you know, like you left it in the pocket of
your jacket or something. You got to work it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Oh, I shouldn't have this here. Put it in my office.
Supply draw You gotta do it that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Posting dudes without someone's consent is still illegal, Woody. Yeah,
well you broke into my place and you stole my stuff,
So I'm just trying to identify the purpse.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Yeah, but you know they'd be screwed in the eyes
of the law. It would they would be the ones
in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
Just for public safety, That's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I'm looking out for the community.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Yeah, eighty four Woody so Coe Sports with the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Gee Jeff Cush.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Yeah, Hey, good morning, I'm sorry, Jeff g.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Good morning, Woody show.

Speaker 20 (01:18:41):
So the Dodgers were clearly hung over from that eighteen
in game on Monday night, our boys in Blue lost
to the Blue Jays six to two.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
O Tani pitched a good game, not a great game.
You could see he.

Speaker 20 (01:18:52):
Wasn't at his best, and the Dodgers offense was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Really quiet as well.

Speaker 20 (01:18:55):
Watching these games, there's clearly a problem with the number
ninth spot pot has isn't on base, so when Otani's up,
instead of getting two or three run home runs, we're
only getting solo shots. Here's Dave Roberts on what he
might do to fix that for tonight's game. I've got
a big a decision Essentially, is am I going to
play Andy?

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Am I gonna play Call?

Speaker 20 (01:19:13):
Or am I gonna play they row, So just kind
of trying to think through all that stuff and net
it out and see what you know gives us the
best chance too more. Also, Dave Roberts, please don't bring
in Blake trying again?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (01:19:26):
Massive Game five tonight at Dodgers Stadium. It's a five
pm start. Blake's still on the mound for the Dodgers.
Catch all the action on a five to seventy. LA
Sports are on the free iHeartRadio app. By the way,
I have more theories on why the Dodgers lost in seconds,
but first let's get to the NBA Clippers got cooked
by the Warriors last night. Lakers and Tea Wolves in Minnesota.
Tonight is six thirty hockey. Kings beat the Sharks four

(01:19:48):
to three. Ducks beat the Panthers in a shootout three
to two. Tonight we got some soccer playoffs LAFC in
Austin City at seven thirty. And finally this morning, we
got to stop with the non baseball fans celebrity he's
at the World Series. They are bad luck as hot
as Sydney Sweeney is do we really need her voicing
the World Series opener?

Speaker 9 (01:20:06):
Because the truth is chasing the stream as in clamorous.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
That's not perfect or effortless. It's over one hundred and
seventy games.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Bro, Come on, man, she can stay home.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Also, Lebron can stay home.

Speaker 20 (01:20:18):
He's a Yankees fan. And the Duke and Duchess. You're
cricket fans, not baseball fans. Stop bringing bad luck to
the stadium.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
I'm Jeff g and that's you're SoCal sports, all right.
Jeff Sciences has officially gone back in time one million
from a second. And if you want an idea, how
long that is to show?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
That's good?

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
So we have this tarot card reader who's gonna join
us next hour. His name is Psychic Wayne Hell yeah,
and you know figured Halloween. Yeah yeah, And Sammy loves
this crap.

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
I do, yeah, I'm into it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
That's kind that's coming up. And we got a food delivery.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Nice Sammy's long one who knows is yes, a lot
of food.

Speaker 14 (01:21:15):
It is from Woody's Stepma.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Now I can see now, I can see the name
on the Okay, I support it. It's for no reason
at all at all.

Speaker 8 (01:21:29):
Just wanted to send breakfast man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Rit thank you nice.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I don't know what kind of food is it. I don't know.
Let's get in there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Say it's like breakfast sandwiches, like sound sandwiches?

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Oh there's some cakes in here from cakes, chocolate tea cake.
Oh yeah, things of that nature.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
Thank you, Denise, all right commercial break.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Yeah. Oh that's that's nice. That's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
That's so nice for her to do that for your birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
That's really nice. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Better better late than never. So we have the voting
going on for the fly to Dubai promotion. Medic and
I are going to go to buy for a weekend,
an extreme weekend trip, and so it's narrowed down all
the people, all the people that sent in their submission
of why they wanted to go. There was a ton
I got narrowed down to five between Greg and Gina

(01:22:31):
Sea Bass took a look. Medicin and I have stayed
out of it to this point because we get to
make the final decision. You guys get to take the
five and narrow it down to the top two. So
the top two vote getters and the vote is going
on right now. Just go to the woodieshow dot com
you can see there now. We talked to Leonard the gynecologists.
We talked to Richard the aerospace engineer. We talked to
Candice Mollible, notary, we.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Talked to her.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
And then another semifinalist is Gilbert Robert Fernandez, who's on
the phone with this right now.

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Hi, you know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
How are you good?

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
Everything's good, everything's well. I appreciate the semi finalist.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, congratulations on that. We well know for for sure
on Friday, we're going to make the grand prize announcement.
But Gilbert, we just wanted to kind of reach out
and kind of get an idea about you a little bit.
We want to get a we want to get our
own gut.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Reaction on vibe check. It's a vibe check, yeah, Gilbert.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Said in his in his submission is I've worked in
aviation for the past ten years. This is my dream
in it for the plane experience. I've watched countless YouTube
videos on first class on Emirates, Qatar and other airlines
and dreamt the one day I'd be sitting in first
class the whole experience would be amazing. I'd go with
you guys there and right back. I'll savor every moment

(01:23:48):
of this once in a lifetime opportunity. Please, what do
you show make this happen? Well, Gilbert, you've made it
this far. What exactly do you do in aviation?

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
So? I worked for one of the airlines here at
L e X kind of like you could say the
parts department or whatever breaks from the airplane and it's
applied the parts that needs to be fixed. It's mean
it's a department.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yeah, yeah, okay, and then that's that's pretty cool. So
you've been you've been on a ton of plane, I
mean not just for working on them, but I'm assuming
that you've you've traveled a bunch of your into aviation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
You like to see these different planes?

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
Yeah, we like the plane that they used for Duvis
eight three eighty, which is like the mecca of planes.
And then this first class experience is like just a dream,
literally a dream. I live and breathe aviation. So I
had to sign up the same as you guys made
the contest. But yeah, I travel frequently, travel but once

(01:24:39):
a month, so I know all the etiquette I'll you know,
be well behaved on the plane. We'll get too drunk,
you know, so it'll be a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
You know, you watched a lot of videos on this
particular plane and the amenities for flying first class with
this airline. Uh Like, so what stood out to you?
I could tell you as another person who just loves planes,
it's it's to me, it's just the size, the scale,
the scale of this plane and the idea that it

(01:25:10):
can fly at all. It's kind of what you see
like some of these modern cruise ships. You're like, how
does this thing flow? It's a city at sea and
this thing is like the showers and the bar, the lounge,
like it just so much space. What what's what's the
most intriguing part of the plane? Like the thing that
you're interested in seeing the most.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
It's literally a building in the sky. Like that's how
I describe it. Like this thing is massive. I mean
the four rolls Royce engines, and like I think it's
a triple deck or bus airplane. But honestly, the most
exciting thing I am is a shower on the freaking airplane.
That's the most thing. Like I'm so ready for a shower.

(01:25:54):
On the airplane, you know, like, that's freaking amazing honestly,
But yeah, they use the airbus and it's like the
I think the biggest commercial JBT that you have out there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Yeah, and they're starting to phase out some of these
too already.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
And some of these so weird to see a plane
with a staircase in it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Yeah, yeah, one of those. It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Now, Gilbert, are you are you married kids anything like that?

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
No, no, marry not kids. Got a girlfriend but no,
nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Yeah, she'd be bummed out if she doesn't get to
go with you. You get to have this amazing experience
without her, Is it going to cause a rift in
your relationship drama?

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
I would be more bummed out that she could annoying me,
But she would be totally understanding that if you know,
because this is my dream, like I'm I'm total aviation guy,
she would be like go like and go. She'd be
more happy for me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Now, once we get to Dubai, do you have any
interest in going out and seeing anything with menace or
are you more like I am, like, I'm just there
for the plane, not leaving the airport. You could find
me in the lounge.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
I am there for the plane, but I do want
to have a boy's day with Menace. I see what
he wants to see. You know, just a couple of
ten hours in Dubai. What you know, see what we
can do and what we could take care of hm Dubai.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to make sure everybody knows
if you signed up, you already know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
We leave like on a Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
It's sixteen hours there, about eight to ten hours I
forget exactly how much on the ground, and then right
back on the plane and come back. The taxes on
on this trip are are your responsibility? Would be responsible
for paying the tax on track. I just want to
make sure they're know what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
We didn't tell yet, right Gilbert? Are you a pitchy
eater or would you partake in trying everything that has
to offer.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
I'm going to partake on everything that they have to offer,
even the car. I don't know if they serve.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
That, but it's unlimited caveat the bucket.

Speaker 6 (01:27:55):
Yeah, you know, I never had caviar, so it'll be
my first.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
I'm ready to try.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
What's what's your drink of choice? I'm a beer guy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
I I'll drink champagne and wine, but honestly, I'm a
beer dudea beer.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Why do you watchmagn Do you believe in any conspiracies?
That's tough, moon landing, flat Earth, Bigfoot?

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
I think videos coming out it makes you question, you know.
I feel like we were kind of brainwashed our kids
to believe in what we are supposed to believe in.
But you know, with social media these days.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Trails about your aviation, guy, kem trails? Tell me about
kem traid. What's your position on kem trails?

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
Okay, I think honestly, I think kem trails are false.
It's just the engine pot and it's the exhaust from
the engine.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Make sure I'm not talking some crazy pers.

Speaker 11 (01:28:51):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
I don't look into it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
No, I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
It's not too you know, I'm not a big crazy There's.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
The guy, Yeah, all right, medicine, other questions, No, I think. Yeah,
he's a great candidate, all right, bank him.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Gilbert, thank you for taking a couple of minutes with us. Again,
we just wanted to, uh, just to say hi and
congratulate you on at least getting Can you send me
final round? We will know on Friday, we'll be calling
the grand prize winner who gets to fly to Dubai
first class on the Monster airplanes. To tell tell all
your friends, everybody you know, to go to the Woodies

(01:29:24):
Show dot com and vote for your top two vote
getters are the ones Medicia will decide between for that
grand prize and make sure you tell everybody that you know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Thank you guys so much, Gilbert, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
All right Friday, let you guys have a tough decision
to make.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Well, I mean, the listeners narrowed down, it's between two people.
We will have talked to everybody. We still have one
more person to talk to, and that's this Erica Bonilla. Yeah,
so we'll talk to her too and kind of get
it that this part right here is more for our vibe. Yeah, yeah,
because we have to make that final decision. And who's
not gonna know a crap out of us and voting.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
He's up to the listeners and their friends and family exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
But yeah, go there and right now. The Woodieshow dot
com voting ends tonight at midnight and then it's closed out.
Then Medicine I will use tomorrow to talk about it
and come up with the final decision. Then we'll call
that grand prize winner. On Friday, we're gonna take a
quick break. We are getting our tarot cards read Is
that how you say that?

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
All right, so we're doing we're doing the tarot card
thing with psychic Wayne. Oh yeah, I don't know him.
Samy knows this guy. She's the one that because she
loves all this stuff to part, you and everybody's gonna
have a chance to learn a little bit about what's
in store for that. Yeah, that's next here on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back. Where's
you your mother?

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Bizarre phenomena?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Well, because I've been that drunk, oh yeah, bar dumpsters
dumpster hell.

Speaker 9 (01:30:55):
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
getting back to my room. I don't remember I got drowned.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
And now back to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Well, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is the Woodie Show. Greg
Gory warning, we got menace. Hi, Gina grad is here,
SeaBASS is here, You got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can send
us a text over to two two nine eighty seven,

(01:31:27):
and we mentioned that we're gonna have this guest in today.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
And I do have some questions before we get into.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
It because I need some clarification, all right, just some definition,
some some definition. Please welcome into the Woodies Show studio.
Psychic Wayne is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
So Hi, Hi Wayne, Thank you for agreeing to come in.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
No problem.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
So we were gonna do like tarot card readings. Now
psychic psychic I think of like Miss Cleo right that
you'd see like the nine hundred number on TV and stuff.
So are are you a psychical like that? Or is
it just tarot cards? Do you have crystal balls? I
mean I don't know how your balls are, but you
know what I mean, like in other words, like if
you're a psychic, is it like all encompassing, like you

(01:32:09):
could do any of these any of these things.

Speaker 21 (01:32:11):
Well, it's an interesting story around the word psychic. I
was telling Sammy that my first time on radio was
here in this building. Yeah, I was on Sinbaths show.
Oh okay, And I told.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Him, you know, he said, what should I call you this?
It just call me Wayne.

Speaker 21 (01:32:23):
We get on the air, he calls me psychic Wayne,
that was twenty one years ago, and that name. I
don't particularly like that name. So you don't you don't
consider yourself to be a psychic?

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Not really?

Speaker 21 (01:32:33):
So then one more scientific than scientific? So what the mystical?

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Mystical?

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
This is based on science?

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
It is in which way because we do have a
resident scientist here.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Yes, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
This is sea bass? This is this is a sea bass?

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Right?

Speaker 21 (01:32:49):
But so they yeah, explain to me the science of this. Well,
it taps into the subconscious mind. We can only see
three percent of reality, right, you can only see three percent.
Ninety seven percent is going on in our subconscious When
I use to tarot. The symbols in the tarot they
tap into that. It's kind of like a therapist when
they give you those pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Until what do you think about this? But it's the
same kind of membershock Yep.

Speaker 21 (01:33:10):
Yeah, So it's not this whole thing that did do
in Hollywood and they showed a death card and you're
going to die.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
There's no death in tarot. Death. The death card has
to do with transformation.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Because regularly, I think you're most interested.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
I always thought there was a death card when you
there's like a grim reaper on it or something that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Is, but that it doesn't it doesn't symbolize.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
It doesn't mean you're gonna die.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
You could transform into being dead.

Speaker 21 (01:33:32):
Well, if you looked at the card, you'll see there's like, yes,
it's a grim reaper, but there's this sunrise coming in
the background and this big white flower. It is like
at the beginning, So how does somebody like take your
your story? Like how do you get into this? Like
do you go to like how like you know, to
cut hair? You go to school, right right? Different things?
You get training?

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Is there any kind of like official training? Is there,
like a like a tarot college, like a seminar type
of thing, Like this is like a self studied kind
of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Like how like how do you how do you get
into this?

Speaker 21 (01:34:00):
Well, my aunt used to do and as a kid,
I would play with her cards and she gave me
a deck when I was probably eleven, okay, and my
mom wasn't particularly thrilled about it, But ever since then
I was just kind of drawn to them, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
And then you have had all kinds of clients from
all different areas of life, like you know, from super
famous people, yeah, right, and then the super famous people,
like what are they looking to learn?

Speaker 21 (01:34:22):
The same thing everybody else is love, money, career, the
same stuff that everybody else wants to know. They're and
and when I first started reading for the celebrity and
I was a little intimidated. But once you you realize
they're just like us. They're just like reg good people
with the same issues and the same problems. They just
have a lot more money.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
And what's what's the what's the most like shocking or
crazy thing that you have uncovered through your work, Like
you know, like as you're going through and you're you're
reading these cards to where even you kind of were like,
oh wow.

Speaker 21 (01:34:53):
Oh well, I know we're not talking much about astrology.
With with the tarot it's a little different, but with
astrology has been a lot. I told people that Kamala
Harris wasn't going to be the president and they were
upset with me.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
So and I did that through through the astrology through Okay,
so this wasn't like what you're wearing a falcon's hat.
That's not a maga hat.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
So it wasn't it wasn't No, it wasn't all.

Speaker 21 (01:35:16):
You know, it's that's that's the great thing about it.
It's a great thing about these cards. You know, if
you talk to your girlfriend about your relationship, she's going
to have things based on what she's been through. The
tarot is kind of like, hey, this is what it is,
this is what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Yeah, this one time I gave a ride to a
famous person's house. I took a psychic there because he
was he was on our show. The one thing that
this famous person want to know was to talk to
a dead relative. Do you do that kind of stuff?
Absolutely not my life. Yeah, that's more of a medium medium.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
But he always labeled himself as a psychic.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Okay, but again Wayne, Wayne doesn't even consider himself to
be a psychic. That was just something sinbad and laid
on him.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Him.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Then we say, when you're doing the tarot cards and
people want to know something maybe about somebody that's passed,
is that incorporated at all? We can ask questions about that.

Speaker 21 (01:36:08):
They can tell us about that, But as far as me,
you know, hearing the person tell me something all the
locket on your dresser, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
All right, So we're gonna have Wayne. We'll start with
Menace because it is MENACE's birthday month, And so does
Menace need to be sitting next to you or is
he fine for like where he is right now?

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Yeah, this is menace?

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Like do you need him to be closer like to
where Greg is? No, And there was like bluetooth only
works so far, Like do you get a better connection
if he's if he's closer, we can we can move
them around.

Speaker 21 (01:36:42):
Well, No, What what I would like is once I
once we asked the question and I shuffled, if you
could come over and cut them for me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
We'll start Wayne. Wayne's gonna read MENACE's Tarot cards when
we come back to the break. We'll take the break
and we'll come back with with Wayne. We're learning about tarot.
We're gonna find out about me.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Is future no show?

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
It is to what he show.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
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the number one at Psychic Wayne one on social media,
and he's got a VIP text list where you can
get discounts and exclusive offers and horoscopes if you want
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(01:37:28):
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reader for his services. You can go there and we

(01:37:51):
have Menaced. We did move Menace over to be next
to Wayne. Yeah, just to make it easy.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
I've been nervous this whole break because he said cut
the cards, and I'm like, what does that mean? Cut
the cards?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Cards?

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
So you remember I messed up that magic show? Yeah,
David Blaine and he was the Copperfield. Copperfield, David copper Copperfield. Yeah,
he was not happy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
You think he may be able to make you disappear.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
He didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Here, you are all right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
So so Wayne, you have the cards out and uh,
let's let's read MENACE's tart call.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
Do you have a question for me a minute? Yeah?
So I'm thinking about moving soon? Is that a good
or bad idea? And your birthday? Wait, your birthday was recent?

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
His birthday was yesterday?

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
Yeah, okay, okay, with your left hand, Okay, I want
you to put into three stacks towards you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Just like that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Okay, three sacks towards man. So men is separating them out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
We're good.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Damn all right, all right, we're good.

Speaker 21 (01:38:52):
Okay, she's gonna want to move, so there's definitely going
to be a.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Move here, Yes, for sure. How long you've been married? Curious?
What years it now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Does it matter?

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Does it matter that none of us are invited?

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Okay, cards out so far?

Speaker 21 (01:39:11):
Well I started off five and I just go a
little bit further here. Yes, there is going to be
a moved. My question to you, have you haven't selected
the place? Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
I have not.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
It shows here that you haven't seen the place yet. No, no,
I don't even know where I want to live.

Speaker 21 (01:39:29):
Well you'll figure that out. But this speaks to me
about the woman in your life, your wife. She's going
to be the one that really really wants to move,
and she may have initiated the move or whatever. But yeah,
there's a move and you don't you haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
The place yet.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
What cards are saying that over there? Am I the woman?
Because I really want to move?

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
It looks like a queen Queen of Wands is the wife.

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
Okay, well, can be confusing with menace a lot of times.
His wife is the more manly.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Of the two.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
Yeah, she's the one drinking beer and watching asketball. He's
the one watching housewives talking handbag.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
So yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:40:05):
And the car that tells me you haven't seen it
is the high Priestess card. If you you can't really
tell her hands behind her back. So she's saying, yeah,
there's gonna be a move, but we you haven't selected
that move.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
Future hasn't been revealed, all right, Okay, okay, but is
it a good idea or not?

Speaker 21 (01:40:21):
Absolutely, you're gonna look they're saying you're going to move,
and the reason you're going to move is looks like
because of her, and it is a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
It's going to make peace. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
Is there any timing on that that you get from
the cards at all?

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
No?

Speaker 21 (01:40:34):
I mean if he wanted to ask is it going
to be in six months? Three months, then you know
I could pick him up and ask that. But his
question was about is it a good idea to move? Yes,
because of mainly because of the wife and the place
that you've selected, the place you have you haven't seen
the place that you're going to select.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Okay, So all.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Right, yeah, that's basically what I want to know. That's
the only major thing in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
So is it just the one thing?

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
It said?

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Is it question by question or by asking that one
question you're able to unlock things like can you see
other things? Just have you flipped over another card? Can
you tell them something else that has nothing to do
with with moving because maybe some other aspect of his life.

Speaker 21 (01:41:07):
Well, the thing of it is is that when I
concentrate on that, I mean, he'sn't ask anything about his wife.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
She showed up. Okay, that's why married.

Speaker 21 (01:41:14):
Because this woman is being very She's coming at me like,
hey I'm here.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Okay, So yeah, a lot of things will pop up.

Speaker 21 (01:41:24):
The reason I I focus on a question is because
it's kind of like so many people in the room.
We want to be sure that the energy is coming
to what he's asking.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Gotcha, all right, Greg twitch spots with that with medicine
and Greg, you get to ask your question next.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Greig, just sit on my lap.

Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
Yeahuse the energy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
You don't want all the energy pooling in one place.
You know what I'm saying, you know, all right, so Greg, Yes,
you're next up. Wayne, let me know when when you're
ready again. While he shovels cards Psychicwayne one dot com.
That's Psychicwayanne one dot com or find him if that
same handle at psychic Wayne on on social media, He's
about to read Greg's tarot.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
And my main question is in my family, there are
people who die really young or people who die really old.
And I'm right in that, uh kind of that at
the young part of my family's age when they start dying.
So I want to know, am I going to be
one of the ones that die young? Or can I go?

Speaker 21 (01:42:22):
Let me explain something to you. And I'm going to
entertain you and probably go ahead and ask.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
The question you don't do.

Speaker 21 (01:42:29):
And let me tell you why, because the cards are
more of a situation where it gives you guidance, It
gives you clarity in order to make decisions.

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
When we die, we don't have a choice.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Okay, all right, but wouldn't that effect like decisions that
you would make beforehand, you know, like the other words
like uh, yola.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Or I don't do That's not my lane. But if
you want me to ask that question.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Yes, he does.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
He thinks about because he thinks about it all the time. Yeah,
he's death. He thinks about it all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Minister's birthday was recent.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
When is your birthday? March eleventh?

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
Oh, Pisces.

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Yeah, so when that happens, Like what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Like what?

Speaker 10 (01:43:09):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
What was your thoughts?

Speaker 21 (01:43:11):
The water sign and it's very imaginative and they worry
about stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Okay Scorpio, So what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
Well, Scorpio rules death. They usually aren't afraid of that. Okay, transformation.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Yeahs In general, they're very like emotional, what do you what?

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
What yours?

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Taurus?

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
What about Turus?

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
Well as when it comes to death?

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
No, no, just in general, like.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
Well, you look very tarring. Tarus is ruled by Venus.
You have like nice structure face your face, and you
also probably give very nice Christmas gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
She is a thoughtful gie, Sammy, yours is Sagetarius, Sagittarius.

Speaker 21 (01:43:53):
I love sad. Sad usually don't have a filter. Yeah,
and they kind of say what they what they really
really feel.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
And what they mean.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
Yeah, all right, sea bass oh libra libra, Oh, very diplomatic, distinguished,
hot sexies muscular.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Yeah, powerful, very important to agreed.

Speaker 7 (01:44:15):
He is, guess this, a guy who loves and values
his personal relationships.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Okay, okay, all right, can be a little shallow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
But is there anything about balding in there or like
like losing your hair early?

Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
Well, the thing of it is is that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Okay, Well, Venus and Venus.

Speaker 21 (01:44:32):
Rules Taurus and it also rules Libra. Right, okay, Venus
the planet. Venus rules aesthetics and how we look depending
on how your venus is set up, it would worry.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Does he have a big venus or a small vena?

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
I'm not doing his charge a podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
Okay, okay, back to back to Greg. You say you
would entertain his death question? Yeah, short life, to put
his face long?

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Venus short, venus right?

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
So left hand, yeah, left hand? Why why the left hands?
There's something special about the left hand.

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
We want the answer to come from him. The left
hand is close to the heart.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
This is okay, all right? That science There comes the grimmery.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Are you are you even overthinking how you split the deck?

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Okay? What was your thought?

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Like you were trying to make him even were you
trying to make him totally uneven? Even a few in
the beginning, a ton in the next one.

Speaker 21 (01:45:26):
Yeah, okay, this doesn't show death for you.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
It does not.

Speaker 21 (01:45:32):
Here here is this is so crazy? You got the
four source as the last. You see how he's.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Laid up on the bed and it looks very ill,
but he's not. Yeah, he's worried so much? Did he finally?
Is like, okay, let me just relax, Let me rest
worrying and worrying and worry. Relax, relax. Yeah, just question
did your did your father father died young?

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
His father died young? Parents are still alive?

Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
And are you close to him?

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
I was too young. I wasn't that close to him.

Speaker 21 (01:46:02):
Okay, well there was a male energy of father energy here.
That's thing you should not be asking this question.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Oh all right, so back off back because you don't
want to like tempt fate. You don't want to play
with the.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
You don't, okay, Olivia, We get Psychic Wayne. Here he
is reading tarot for us, and here let's do Gina's
all right, So Gina, you need to go over there
to cut the deck. Let's just make it consistent. Go
ahead and sit in that chair that is the tarot
chair at Psychic Wayne one on social media. Also psychic
Wayne the number one dot com And all right, so Gina,

(01:46:40):
what is your question?

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
I looked up what are the best questions to ask
in the situations?

Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
I hope?

Speaker 5 (01:46:47):
So nothing was like at the top of your mind,
because mine was death too. So but we're not going
doing death then. I don't know if this is too vague,
but what message does the universe.

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
Want me to hear? Right now? See what they say?

Speaker 6 (01:47:03):
Can I know that?

Speaker 21 (01:47:04):
I like, like, well, I'm glad that you guys are
open to this, but I really like reading women because
women get it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
They understand it.

Speaker 21 (01:47:11):
That's why the beauty magazines they have the horoscopes and stuff,
but they don't have it in a sports magazine because
men pretend like they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
Like how would you explain? Because athletes are probably some
of the more superstitious people, right, They have like the
idea of like that this this is their lucky sock,
their lucky pair of underwear, you know, and so they're
on a hitting streak. They can't you know what I mean?
So they doesn't It doesn't that kind of play in
the same mindset.

Speaker 4 (01:47:37):
Not really.

Speaker 21 (01:47:37):
I have three huge athlete clients. Yeah, you know we
talked before the games or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Oh, I'm on the falcons that we got that hat.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
No, no, no, no, no, but yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:47:51):
And also, just to tell you, one of the reasons
that women do connect more with this kind of stuff
is because the moon goes through the zodiac and eight
days and so yes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Yes, yeah, but the moon doesn't go out into the
woods to die, you know, you know, it's in the desert. No,
they're supposed to go out in the desert to bleed.

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Right, It's funny, sounds good to me.

Speaker 7 (01:48:15):
It's so ironic because my mom used to say that
she would look at she look at the women's magazines
and she say, oh, the only reason they have horoscopes
is women are shallow and vapid and dumb, and they'll
believe anything.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
And I always told her mom, that's not true.

Speaker 7 (01:48:25):
But is there I think is our better way to
like combat that kind of accusation?

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
Well, well, I mean it is.

Speaker 21 (01:48:31):
They're open to it, and you know, women, that's why
they have what we call women's intuition.

Speaker 4 (01:48:36):
Yes, that's what to the moon.

Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
If I had a dime for every time I heard
him say that, Mom is like one of those moms,
let's not disrupt the energy.

Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
Here's what message does the universe want me to hear?

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
All right, so psychic Wayne is shuffling up the tarot deck.
Remember going to use your left hand to separate them out?

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Okay? Then I'm left handed.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
It's closest to your heart. See, I learned something today. Now,
Gina like me, are you did you overthink that?

Speaker 11 (01:49:05):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
I tried to do it?

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
Even what message?

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
You're a complete warrior?

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
Duh?

Speaker 4 (01:49:14):
Have you ever tried to travel there?

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
You can also got that just by the fact that
you know she worried about having such a good question,
that she did the research that look.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
You know which is the best one?

Speaker 21 (01:49:25):
Listen, Well, you can tell me if you want to.
But I want to ask your age.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
I am forty seven.

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Okay, you can't lie to the psyche.

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
We know you're much much younger man, I'm fifty eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Okay.

Speaker 21 (01:49:38):
Well, the reason I'm asking you this is because there
have been a lot of things that you've wanted to
do in life and you haven't been able to do them,
either because you don't think you can or you don't
feel like doing it. You haven't figured out ways to
do it. The reason I asked for your age is
your past what we call the midl like crisis. The
media took that from astrology and made it this thing
where you're getting old you want to young. Actually, it's

(01:50:01):
a cycle that happens between thirty eight and forty five.
Oh and what it is it prepares you for the
second half of your life. Hence mid life crisis for you.
There are things that you've been wanting to do, but
you still have not done them.

Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
I don't know what that means or whatever. The thing
of it is is that you have the magic to
make that happen. Oh okay, now what was that Jesus?

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
He looks like, look the trip that you want on.

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
That was something that you always wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
To do well.

Speaker 5 (01:50:30):
And the reason I was kind of making that crinkly
face is because just lately I've started doing things.

Speaker 4 (01:50:35):
I've always wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
You bought a house.

Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
I bought a house.

Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
I just got from Iceland, which was my dream place
to go. So these are brand new things and I've
just started them in my life.

Speaker 21 (01:50:45):
Did you did you have a like in the past,
probably like a real clear dream that that you like
remember right off the bat.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
Or no, you mean like a goals dream or like
no sleeping dream?

Speaker 4 (01:50:58):
Just yes, sleep that aid with you.

Speaker 21 (01:51:00):
Yes, I have no idea why they're bringing this up,
but there's some kind of message or whatever you got
during the.

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
Sleep in the past three days. Do you still hang
on to it? Or yes, yeah, it's right here?

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Does it?

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
Does it matter if I tell you what it is?
Or doesn't? Oh, you can, but I don't. I don't
know what it is it's telling me that.

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
Was I think it's pretty common for people. But I
can't fly, but I can, like if I push really hard,
it can float.

Speaker 4 (01:51:20):
And everyone's very impressed, and I'm like, this.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
Feels pretty good out it kind of like the way
like Mario jumps exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:51:27):
Gravity is a little lighter. I stay up a little longer,
and I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
Well, you look at all the little things that are
flying up among that.

Speaker 5 (01:51:32):
You know that the gravity of it roosters interesting. Yes,
I like, so embrace the things that I wanted to.

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
Time to you for you to embrace.

Speaker 21 (01:51:40):
And the thing you have to understand is that we're
in twenty twenty fist so forty seven is not what
it was in the seventies eighties. It's like not to
be in your thirties, so you do have time to
do those things.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
Which are well.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
Psychic Waane is here a professional astrologer tarot card reader.
For his services, you can go to Psychic Wayne the
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part of a VIP text list. But we still have
a couple more people like Sammy Sea Bass. I have
not I have not got my terror card read yet.
I'm not even sure what the question should be yet.

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
Well I have a list. Also in the news, sources
say there's a possibility of Woody's hemorrhoids being.

Speaker 6 (01:52:31):
Back on this development and give you the latest updates.

Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
One available is now more of the Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
So we've got Psychic Wayne here, professional astrologer, tarot card
reader for his services.

Speaker 4 (01:52:47):
You go to Psychicwayne the number one dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:52:50):
Sammy set this whole thing up.

Speaker 4 (01:52:51):
How did you even find Wayne?

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
Just like I no search.

Speaker 9 (01:52:55):
No, I know him through a different radio person that
I barged with on a TV show and introduced us.

Speaker 2 (01:53:05):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:53:05):
You can also find them at Psychic Wayne, the number
one on social media at Psychic Wayne one. Look for
him there, Sammy, you want to step up next? He's
reading tear O. We did Menace first, and then we
had Greg. He had a course a question about death
because he's obsessed. Gina wanted to know what the universe
are trying to tell her and said, you're already very
close to Wayne right now, so you don't have to
move seats, all right, So what is your question?

Speaker 8 (01:53:26):
Can I just use the same one as Gina?

Speaker 4 (01:53:28):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:53:29):
What does the universe want to tell me right now?
Because it is it's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
And what is when people tell you the universe, what
are they really? What does that?

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
What does that mean?

Speaker 21 (01:53:37):
Look scientifically you know, I'm scientifically based.

Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
We're not in a universe anymore. We're in a multiverse.

Speaker 21 (01:53:43):
Because Spider Man, do you know this too, that we
now know that the universe as.

Speaker 4 (01:53:48):
We knew it, it is infinite. It's great. Used to
be like to the end of Pluto.

Speaker 3 (01:53:53):
But now I've seen the nobler grass Tyson thing where
it's like, you know, we're worrying about all this stuff
and it kind of like does that hole where.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
It zoomers out from your streaming concerting?

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
To me, it's so crazy when.

Speaker 21 (01:54:05):
And that's like insane in the multiple I don't know
if you know about this the multiverse that they're well,
scientists now know that we have parallel we have copies
of us, the universes and that kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (01:54:17):
Which is so should I say multiverse instead of the universe?

Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
What if gone nine?

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
Kwayne is shoffling up the tarot cards and Sammy will
split them left hand into three different piles.

Speaker 4 (01:54:32):
Answer, all right, Amy towards me. Well, I'm not very
good at this. Small hands cards.

Speaker 7 (01:54:41):
Those are bigger cards, yeah, one of those like two
and a half by like five almost bigger.

Speaker 21 (01:54:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
I like them bigger because you can move them around.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
Okay, all right, So he's taking a look to see
what the universe is trying to tell Sammy, she looks
very I'm nervous, apprehensive, nervous. This is complex.

Speaker 7 (01:54:57):
But why are certain cards layered over other cards? And
then what rose and patterns there?

Speaker 21 (01:55:01):
Okay, well, you're a real scientist. Thank you well. The
way I lay them out, this is a past, the president.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
The futureistic, the benefit, the distant path okay, kind of
question at hand, and then the future.

Speaker 7 (01:55:14):
Okay, because let's ride then up and down depending on
those things.

Speaker 4 (01:55:17):
What's your relationship status?

Speaker 14 (01:55:20):
I have a boyfriend, how his.

Speaker 3 (01:55:23):
Name steamboat Will?

Speaker 4 (01:55:24):
Has there been talking of like a marriage, committment, engagement? No?

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
Are you lying the psychic wen? I guess maybe have
you guys talked about like he is his marriage something
he's interested to have that has that kind of conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:55:40):
That conversation, Yes, even more, and what's.

Speaker 15 (01:55:44):
Even more conversation is going to head to that?

Speaker 4 (01:55:48):
Okay, there's look you asked. I don't know why they tell,
but they're speaking about your commitment and a commitment that's
going into a marriage. I thought you are already marriage.
Here here, here, here's here's the thing. I don't know
how you met him or whatever, but did you feel
a connection quickly?

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
I mean they hooked up with this.

Speaker 21 (01:56:07):
Shows that he's a soul from your past. So maybe
he is from parallel life.

Speaker 4 (01:56:11):
Oh, stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
By the way, and just so you know, Wayne, of
all the people in the studio, I think the person
who is like most familiar or in touch with this
kind of stuff would be Sam. So when it comes
to like astrology, you know, the tearot that that kind
of stuff, She's definitely right, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:56:35):
Yeah, I love you saying I think I think maybe you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:37):
Hit on something. That's why she's got all this nervous energy.

Speaker 7 (01:56:41):
Nervous Right now, you're kind of laughing because it's been
four whole months, right, I know, Yeah, I know, But.

Speaker 4 (01:56:45):
That's the whole point, this old point is where is
it going?

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:56:48):
Yeah, this is what the guards wanted to tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:56:50):
It could have been work or anything.

Speaker 21 (01:56:53):
And listen, they even talk about the past, like your
disappointments in the past of maybe one to be engaged,
being engaged whatever. That's the past, and here is the
present in the future, and it is a soul that
you've known before.

Speaker 4 (01:57:10):
All right, all right, and here we are.

Speaker 14 (01:57:12):
I'm getting married.

Speaker 3 (01:57:13):
Did this soul have a full head of hair last time?

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
He's a bald guy on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:57:22):
One more psychic Wayne.

Speaker 4 (01:57:25):
Yeah, he's coming around right next to psychic Wayne. All right,
what question is he going to ask? That's what I
wanted to use universe one. Why not.

Speaker 3 (01:57:38):
I'm not gonna use the universe one because I've been
I've been wondering, like I don't even know how to
ask the question. Let's ask I know, because like the
universe one seems to be pretty universal, right, pretty broad,
and in mine is somewhat the same. I would say
the last two years have felt super chaotic.

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:57:59):
What can you tell me about out that and where
it's going?

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
What's your birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
October thirtieth? Are you wait?

Speaker 4 (01:58:09):
Are you trying to ask like, why is that happening well?

Speaker 2 (01:58:12):
Or is it going to slow down?

Speaker 3 (01:58:15):
Whatever you could tell me about it's going to see
what life has been super chaotic for the last couple
of years, and I want to know what.

Speaker 4 (01:58:24):
Can be done.

Speaker 21 (01:58:25):
I can already tell you just before I even lay
out the cars that asked your birthday for a reason.
When you tell me your birthday, I know where your
the son was when you were born?

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
Yeah, where was it in the sky way up.

Speaker 4 (01:58:36):
There in your chart?

Speaker 21 (01:58:39):
So this is this is interesting for you because guess
who else's son is around? That same thing is mister Ditty's.

Speaker 3 (01:58:49):
So thet.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
Let me tell you what is is.

Speaker 4 (01:58:56):
Is that you both are having your son, is your essences,
who you are?

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
That kind of thing.

Speaker 21 (01:59:01):
So Pluto, which is the furthest planet in our in
our galaxy, and in astrology, it makes the biggest impact.
It is the planet of the transformation. So you were
going through some hard transformation you and did he got railroaded.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
Planet again, well.

Speaker 7 (01:59:16):
Astrological purposes, it is, right, Yeah, they so called real
scientists have kicked it out of planetary status.

Speaker 4 (01:59:21):
But okay, we know what's going on all right.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
Left hand?

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
Yeah, oh three, here, I's like the bottom do that.

Speaker 4 (01:59:31):
That was a wave for you. But I'm going to
go towards me, opposite towards you.

Speaker 3 (01:59:34):
What do you mean towards me?

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
Towards you, like, not away from you.

Speaker 3 (01:59:42):
I brought the deck closer.

Speaker 4 (01:59:44):
That's how I was at the magic show, mister Copperfield. Yeah, exactly,
this is why he hates you. My apologies, mister Copperfield. No,
oh yeah, you got better day as a hip.

Speaker 21 (01:59:57):
But the thing about you, you got the hermit card here,
which means you you kind of sat in whatever you
were going to longer than you should have, kind of
in your head about it. Right, So now you finally,
finally you can see the light coming out and with all.

Speaker 4 (02:00:12):
Yeah, this is a personal triumph for you. Personal victory.

Speaker 21 (02:00:15):
Some of some of the things that were that you
were going through, they're starting to turn around.

Speaker 4 (02:00:21):
He's on his high horse.

Speaker 3 (02:00:23):
All the people around him of wands. Yes, okay, and
it's two horses. It looks like three dudes, two horses.

Speaker 4 (02:00:31):
Well you see the people that are crowded around him.

Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
That's a victory card.

Speaker 4 (02:00:36):
Yes, big personal victory.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
Personal victory.

Speaker 21 (02:00:38):
The things that you've been struggling with sure for the
past two years. I mean you've you've become a different person.
But those things can now be put behind you. You
got to stay out of your head. Brother, What that's
the hermit.

Speaker 2 (02:00:51):
To do with the deer or what this guy is
to do with the deer looks like a fancy dog,
a v a greyhound.

Speaker 21 (02:01:03):
He's inside his head and dealing with whatever it is
he's dealing with without allowing himself to step outside of
So that's what what you've been going through. And then
you got the A Salons, which is which is great.
I have no idea, I mean about this show or whatever.
Did you just sign your new contract?

Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
No, it's been a while. We got it.

Speaker 4 (02:01:21):
We got a long time so sorry here, Well, I mean.

Speaker 21 (02:01:25):
Well this definitely has to do with things moving forward,
career and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:01:29):
And you know the A salons has to do with fire.

Speaker 3 (02:01:32):
So move you say, moving forward, not necessarily moving on,
just like the career moves forward, your life is moving forward.
Can you see the fire here?

Speaker 4 (02:01:41):
Sure? Yeah? I mean you've been going to be fired?
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (02:01:46):
That's going to really?

Speaker 4 (02:01:48):
Okay? Look, when you think about water.

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
I'm being funny, but I'm asking for.

Speaker 4 (02:01:52):
Clarifications, so I'm gonna give it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:53):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:01:54):
So when we talk about the.

Speaker 21 (02:01:55):
Elements, you got fire, you got earth, you got water,
you got air. Fire has to do it had to
do with new beginnings, you start, it initiates stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:02:03):
Okay.

Speaker 21 (02:02:04):
So a lot of the stuff, like I said, that
that you've been through, what that you've been going through
is being burned off and you moving ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
Okay, So this is.

Speaker 4 (02:02:12):
A great card for that.

Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
So it's expansion and growth. Yes, it's kind of what you.

Speaker 4 (02:02:15):
Movement and movement move forward and that's a great card for.

Speaker 3 (02:02:18):
The victory card. I like that personal victory.

Speaker 4 (02:02:22):
N you did good.

Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (02:02:24):
There's a Psychic Waine.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
A lot of great news here.

Speaker 7 (02:02:28):
I think we all learned a lot and maybe we'll
be taking is the real purpose here to kind of
help people take the right step in life confidently.

Speaker 4 (02:02:36):
Absolutely and see they present us as fortune tellers. Oh
you're gonna win a lot of money.

Speaker 21 (02:02:41):
It's not that you know you gotta do you gotta
do the work right. So this gives you guidance, it
gives you clarity. It just kind of you know, gives
you a way to go forward.

Speaker 3 (02:02:50):
All right, well, waite, we appreciate your time. Man, Yeah,
thank you, thank you so much. Psychic Wane the number
one dot com. You can also find them on social
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I'll call you anything else you want to mention?

Speaker 4 (02:03:33):
Yeah I do.

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All right, there.

Speaker 4 (02:03:42):
You go, Wayne, Thank you, appreciate you more. What it
shows next? Hang on in DC atologies this disiology again.
It's seasonology Ority show. Just try to wrap up, get
the hell out of here.

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Let's go check out the Wednesday podcast full show podcast
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Couple things there to make you wear about it. Actually
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our cards? What is in store for us now? I

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Speaker 2 (02:05:35):
Yeah, these were texted to us from the eight one two.
There is no letter in an Internet search more important
than the R in Gary oldman, Garry, oh gay old man.
So thank you eight one too.

Speaker 4 (02:05:50):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:05:51):
That's crucial. You want to make sure that is in there.

Speaker 2 (02:05:54):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 3 (02:05:56):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:05:57):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, and thank you so
much for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love it. Appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
SMD double am.

Speaker 4 (02:06:10):
I quit this bitch,