FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 31st 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
The Woody Showy, This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Good morning everybody,

(00:49):
and a happy Halloween to you. Yeah Halloween. Today is
October the thirty first, twenty twenty five, and today is Friday. Yes, yes, nice,
we have arrived. We made it to the end of
another week. Thank you for being here. We are at
the Woodies Show. I'm one of that's Greg Gory. Hey,

(01:10):
we got Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
What is that Boody?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Gina Grant more of seamss is right there. I'm like what,
Sammy's right there, Morgan's over here, I see, Vaughn is here,
Board's here, Menji's here. You're here, and we're ready to
get through it as quickly as we can.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
It is Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It is the Woodie Show. Let's do it well, it's Friday.
So we got the duy Q that'll be our dumbass
contest today. Also the Friday fail stories. We got some
of the trending news headlines, entertainment stuff, Birthday's porn of birthday,
you know, the hush yeah, you know. But today it's

(01:48):
also the day where Medce, and I will reveal the
grand prize winner who will fly to Dubai. Yes, Medison,
I had a conversation. We have a may a decision.
Out of the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people
that submitted an application to try to be this person,

(02:08):
only one person, only one person will go. Was there
a lot of back and forth between you two.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, it's like, oh, you know, I really like this
guy's voice. I can listen to that for like, you know,
sixteen hours.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I really I really left a lot of it to
to Menace and what he thought. I personally don't really
care because Medica, the one of is gonna spending even
more time because he's the one leaving the airport. I
am going to go doing the sight scene. I think
each of you will have your own private suite. Not
that I'm not gonna I won't socialize, of course I'll socialize,
but I'm saying, of the two of us, Medicine was

(02:46):
going to be spending the majority of the time, and
really this whole thing is then the Menace birthday month,
you know, experience. This is what he's been wanting for
all these years, and it's like, finally gonna actually happen.
You can tell the winner. Hey, I'm meeting at the
bar and player. Yeah, but well, uh you know, well
now too the grand prize winner is that's that's gonna
be come it. Yeah, and today's the last day of

(03:06):
MENACE's birthday month. That's it. We did it in after
hours voicemail Menace. Somebody had something to say.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
For it from.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
I just got to say minutes you have a hack
actually like that Craft Mac and cheese with just butter
fire up?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Thank you? So how crazy that butters?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
I know, and people are just discovering. This is how
I've been making it pretty much my whole life. People
think you got to follow the instructions exactly. Are they
as they are in the box of Kraft Mac Running Cheese.
But the way that Menace makes the Kraft Mac Running
cheese is he just skips the milk part, right. He says,
you don't want to water it, you know, so you
skip the milk and you just use a half a

(03:51):
stick of butter instead of the what is it the quarter?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, some tablespoon garbage. Yeah yeah, something like that.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Anyway, and it taste it tastes extra cheesy too.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, yeah, it's just like a because it depends on
what kind of milky people using. My mom always bought
skim to talk about watering it down.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
What you do which that sucked on cereal. It's give
you a full breakdown real quick. You take a conder
and then you you dump all the noodles in there
and make sure you get it all dry. Then put
it back into you know, whatever you cooked it in.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Do you rinse it? Rinse it? Yeah? I always rinse.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
You're supposed to keep it just mega clump. No, because
it's just mega clump. That's that's for you're thinking of
regular pasta gena. This is powder and butter. I don't personally.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
I put it back in there and then I I
tear open the cheese packet, sprinkle it on the top,
and then I dump dump in there the half a
stick of butter, and then I just swirl it around
and it just becomes orange.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
And we can recommend the pizza and the flavor. Although
it was awesome, I liked the ranch better than I
liked to Pizza Flavor one. But I've been craving Kraft
mac running and cheese since then.

Speaker 9 (05:10):
I know I loved both of them, but they did.
Like Sammy said, make me just want.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
The regular Greg, do you want the good story or
the story you're gonna hate first, let's get hate out
of the way. Hate all right, So Greg, you'll love it. Oh,
it's no, You're not gonna like this one at all.
It's from Australia. Family was out on the beach and

(05:35):
they spotted something sticking out of the sand. They walked
up to it and realized it was a bottle with
a message in it. Fun somebody, yep, hate it. Yeah,
Greg hates these stories.

Speaker 9 (05:48):
Not quaint, they're not amusing. It's littering and we shouldn't
celebrate that.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Thank you. Yeah, he he hates it. It sucks. Yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Well, but maybe maybe it's like it was a secret
recipe for a world peace or something really important, or
something that couldn't have been like given to a relation.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It had to be in a bottle, not just I'm
some brady kid in school who was sending a letter
to the future. Well, they opened it up and they
realized that it was a message from one hundred and
nine years ago. That person's mega dad. Now that's kind
of interesting. It contained two letters from a World War
One soldier or World War eleven written back in nineteen sixteen.

(06:33):
Is cool. The letters inside written in pencil, still legible
after all this time. They think that the bottle kind
of stayed buried in the dunes for decades until erosion
finally revealed it.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
Yeah, Rosia.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
So here's the mom and the little girl who found
it talking about their experience on the local news. And
again this is from Australia, so fun accent ahead of you, guys.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
She picked it up and said, oh Dad, this bottle's
pretty cool. It's very thick glass, and it's got messages
and we better take it home. We're very emotional about
it because unfortunately Malcolm lost his life in the war
a year later. It's very emotional, but we're also very
excited that we found it because we've made it into
something really special for the family.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, how did they know I give this one?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Next?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Cer know that he died a year later? I'm sure
there's records. Yeah, they tracked people.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeahs and now, Greg, which one would you rather take
if you had to take one?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Member?

Speaker 5 (07:29):
I told you that I found like a whole thing
of balloons with a note on it, like in the Wetlands,
where like you know, wildlife is OK. And it was
from like a school way. It was one hundred miles away.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's way worse. I agree, that's doing a bottle.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
Over balloons any day because it doesn't it's not doing
that much damage.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's not going to knock your power out. Oh so, Greg,
I was, you know, getting my pilot's license and doing
some flying the other day. Flew right past this balloon.
Oh yeah, about like seven thousand feet. Thought about that. Yeah,
it's just floating by. You don't have had to get
caught up in the engine, avoid, did you wish? I

(08:09):
just figured someone's dog died and they were sending it
off to having like a message to Heaven.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I hate that so much.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I do have a story in the news about a dog.
Guess what kind of dog you guys, No, it's about
a pit bull. So the two year old Jalen Johnson
went missing from his Tampa home overnight sparked a large
search effort involving more than two hundred officers and specialized units,

(08:40):
and you're by residentventually found him safe, with the family's
pit bull having stayed by his side the entire time,
protecting his food. Yeah, he was protecting me. It was
just too full For's parents are relieved, and they expressed
gratitude for the community support because they're loyal and cute,
smart and they never rip your arm off. Nope, no,

(09:03):
mine don't never exactly. I just uh, I just saw
a story the other day about another person that got
torn apart. But and of course now it's like I
think about Greg every time I see one of these stories.
They didn't even say what the dog was. Yeah, They'm like,
all right, maybe this won't be And of course nine
point nine times out of tan.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
You send your text, and we know that all dogs
can bite, it's pit bulls do a lot more damage.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
The extra bite. Why people aren't allowed to own bazookas. Right,
there's a difference between like the shredder that you use
for your mail and those ones that can take out
little propane tanks, the cho tree stops. Have you have
you seen that? I've watched those videos so much now,
size Yeah, God, I sawes. I saw one the other day.

(09:46):
They threw in a hole, you know, like those mailboxes
they have on street corners. They threw a whole mailbox.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Up.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
It was awesome. Can we go to one of these things.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We got
some more Friday Woody Show for you. Next, hang on, Woody.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
Show.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
What's up Woody Show Podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a
heads up if you want to come meet myself and Borts.
We're gonna be at Raising Canes the grand opening on
Sunset Boulevard November fourth.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's a Tuesday. We have a ton of giveaways one
pm to three pm. That's this upcoming Tuesday, November fourth,
sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
We'll see you there. In the meantime, keep enjoying the
Woody Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Show.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Hi, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is October thirty first. Oh,
and not just Halloween. It's Payday. Yeah, way last day, right,
Oh my god. Yeah today that's the biggest holiday guys, Halloween.
But hey, let's not forget about some of the other ones.
Today is also National Caramel Apple Day.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Not a fan, No, why would you put any any
of the day today, Like if you were, if you're
one of these fake holiday people, why would.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
You just a glomma Caramel Apple Day? National Magic Day? No,
I don't the only thing worse than a caramel apple
is a candy album the red Either it's a National
breadstick Day. Oh yeah, it's a National doorbell Day, National
Knock Knock Joke Day, although I don't have a knock

(11:26):
knock joke. But somebody on the text to eight texting
over said, uh, here's my favorite inappropriate joke for the air.
What do you get when you finger bang a gypsy
on her period? You get your palm red.

Speaker 12 (11:43):
Good.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's banned dan to Day today, and it's a Girl
Scout Founder's Day once Girl Scout Cookie Season. That's like
in January, February. That's like a February, March, April, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I remember, like, uh, it's always a whenever the
Grammys are so February. Yeah. For whatever reason, I associate
the gram When we started talking about the Grammys, it's like, oh,

(12:07):
Girls Scouts Cookie seasons. Yeah, you know, and then you know,
we put the clocks back this weekend. Yeah. Just another reminder,
a little reminders to be so well rested. Depression menace.
What's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Well, the Jim Hedson Company is going to have a
seventy seventieth anniversary auction coming up in late November. They're
going to put on an auction to have hundreds of puppets,
clothing and furniture. Dude from all his movie, our friend
friend Tony Mott.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, that would be. Oh my god, his dude, he's
super bowl.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Could be he could get something because there's so much
stuff for sale. If you go to Henson dot com,
it'll give you a full list of everything that's about.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
You're still the actual puppet.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah, sure monkey. Yeah, that's the first time that they
put stuff into sales. Yeah, Otter's jug band Christmas like
that little squirrel thing for ten grand.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'd like to get this. I'd like to get Pepe
like a little it wasn't Pepe the Shrimp. Oh god,
that the.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Fraggles and they're around. Okay, I'll take six or seven thousand. Yeah,
but no, there's stuff like a couple of hundred bucks
on there too. You better have like a legit, Jim.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's that's pretty that's a pretty big deal. Hand up.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Hell yeah, so go check that out. You have time
to prepare rock and start bidding.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Way worries no other day left The music play.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Of rock rock frag around.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Sorry, sorry, sorry menace. Oh no, no problem, all right.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Rosie o'donald's daughter is in trouble and she's gonna be
doing some jail time. Apparently her daughter has had some
drug problems. She was adopted in nineteen ninety seven with
one of Rosie's partners, and she was put on probation
for six years, but a judge says last week that
she violated that probation and she will be going to jail.
Rosie says that she fears for her daughter's future.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
But what can you do? I know, know a chance
o'donald's daughter, Yeah, I know, tough time. Yeah, I think
prison would be like the mom is either going to
roll over and crush you or a baby. Yeah, like
you're trying to get a nap on the couch and
that or done something like this. What chance did you have? Sucks?

Speaker 5 (14:32):
It sucks, all right. Jennifer Laurence says that she gets it.
She says that she had an annoying personality in the
mid two thousands and she gets why the public rejected
her and she missed out on a lot of opportunities.
She said this in a recent interview when she said
that she went back to watch a lot of her
old interviews, and she says that she was pretty annoying,

(14:55):
and she gets why that people were giving her a
lot of hate on social media.

Speaker 13 (15:00):
Loved her, they did for a long time, but then
they sober saturated.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
I said that she was just too over the top
and annoying, and uh, the internet has responded and said, no,
we loved you, we thought you were funny, and then
others say people just don't like loud women. So she
she says that she gets it now though, after going
back and reviewing a lot of the.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Foot I always thought she's just so damn likable. Yes, same, Yeah,
no problem with her. I'm a fan.

Speaker 11 (15:31):
I like her.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
But you know, I I do get what she's saying
because I did watch some of the interviews that she's
talking about, and yeah, she was.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Just being stuck.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
No, no, she's a little little extra over the top, right.

Speaker 13 (15:44):
But she said that there was a certain point where
people kind of turned on her and it felt like
they were just.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Mad at her for breathing.

Speaker 13 (15:49):
Like everyone loved her, and then it was like she
couldn't do anything right at all.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I mean, have you seen no hard feelings. Hello, hilarious. Yeah,
you didn't watch that movie? It's good. I never heard
of it where she's the older lady trying to bang
the younger girl. Yeah, hired by her parents. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty good.

Speaker 14 (16:08):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I love it all right.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Country singer Luke Bryant. Now he addresses some misinformation about
his sister's death. I don't I never knew about this,
but in two thousand and seven, his sister died, and
then his family didn't really explain how she died. But
people keep on going with the narrative that the family
is trying to cover it up. So he finally addressed
it in an interview just recently and said that his

(16:31):
sister died of an optical injury, like an eye injury,
oh like close to her eye in her skull, and
this happened while she was doing laundry at home. Now,
he does admit it took a while for the family
to receive any information on how she died because the
doctors had all this inconclusive information on surrounding the injury.

(16:56):
Now they don't know still if she fainted or she
just slip and hit her head. But unfortunately she had
a kid at the time that I was three years old,
that was in the house.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
How about like, oh, people think you were hiding it?
How about some of your damn business.

Speaker 13 (17:09):
How my sister died right, and I mean he his
sister and his brother both died unexpectedly, and his song
Drink of Beer is about them, so that's how people
know that they died.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
But again, yeah, like you said, none of your business.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
If you're in the limelight, though, I think, like it's
it's better to be a little bit more transparent than
having like people hound you constantly about it, Like.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
You answer the question, then they're never what do you mean?
Because like then there's more follow up questions. It's never enough.
You're never going to satisfy the never ending curiosity of
the public. Yeah, so I think if you can make
a statement and whatever and then move on, But otherwise
it will be.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
I think, yeah, you should just make a statement.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Go there we go, Yeah, because now it's like stuck.
It's like Carton with sticks.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Not now.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I got to hear it. You remember this, right?

Speaker 4 (18:00):
You never watched Fraggles.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I barely remember him.

Speaker 14 (18:08):
The music.

Speaker 11 (18:11):
Ragle Rock.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Prod.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
You can hear the.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Background straggle to educational for menas, I like, I barely
remember it that like they lived in a cave, right.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
Yep, they were a little.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
You guys are being giant. It looks like dumb ass Tyler.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
You can get a stool that they used to put
Gonzo on for two hundred dollars rock bomb. Yeah, and
you can buy like three quarters of the muppets that
were just in that scene. So yeah, there you go.
All right, thank you very much, Menace. Time for your
birthdays and Porno birthday.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Go show this Siday.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
We're going it's Shiver Day. We won't sit Beau. He
was like, it's shibay and you know we don't do.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
All right.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Starting with the celebrities, Peter Jackson, director of Lord of
the Rings and King Kong and you know, Poppet Movies
sixty four today, Adam Hornetz, ad Rock from The Beastie
Boys is fifty nine. It's Vanilla ICE's birthday today, Okay?
Is it Robbie van Winkle Is that his real name?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Remember right, he's fifty eight. Eddie K. Thomas who was
Finch in American Pie. He's forty five. Rob Schneider uh
dad to el King. You remember el King when she
was for a second Rob Schneider's sixty two. Dan Rather oh,
the old news anchor, he's ninety four years old.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Like what.

Speaker 11 (19:54):
You got.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Larry Mullen Junior, who's the drummer for you too, he's
sixty four. Your porn of birthday today is a Ashley
and today's birthday girl. She's gonna be uh see, oh
you know what. She hasn't decided her Halloween costume. Anything
that just comes off fast.

Speaker 14 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, But she's been in five hundred and seventy six
fine films, including Sporting Bitches out of Control. She was
in goth anal Whores Volume two, Wow, and then Greg
She's done a lot of these kind of films right
up your alley, Lesbian bondage Bullies, she was in les
Mania volume one. She was in Aiden Ashley seduces the

(20:30):
delivery girl into her first lesbian experience. Sounds good, and
then who can forget her unt role and strap on tight.
It's a lesbian ride. That's Aiden Ashley, who's thirty seven
years old today. And that's your port of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday Morning Update. What's
happening in the world of entertainments?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
A show?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
All right, welcome back. It is the Woodie Show. Yeah,
Matty Halloween. It's a man. My son's Christmas is Halloween
with all the stuff that he said up in the yard.
He doesn't go trick and traating. He's sixteen, but the
last couple of years he hasn't done that anyway, because
he's so excited to see the reaction to people who
walk up to see all the stuff that he's set up.
And he's been planning for hello the year. So yeah,

(21:17):
he's looking forward to that. Is he stoked? It's a Friday?
I mean does that matter? I don't think it matters
to him really. Yeah, when you're a kid, you don't care. Yeah,
I thought you don't want to go to care. Yeah,
I mean Friday is I don't really I don't think
they really care. But anyway, Happy Halloween everybody. I know, Sammy,
you're going to see Alanis Moore set.

Speaker 15 (21:35):
This week and that's so excited.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, that's like one of your favorites.

Speaker 13 (21:39):
Yes, and I haven't seen her live yet, so this
is gonna be my first time and heard the show's amazing.

Speaker 16 (21:44):
No, I bought tickets and then ended up not being
able to go to the show. And yeah, so this
is my.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
First time ever. You and steamboat Willie going or no, no,
me and my best friend of my sister. Oh okay, yeah,
yeah night. Yeah, it's exactly girls night. Well, she's going
out town for it, so I thought maybe you know
weekend trip kind of thing. Oh yeah, no, he's yeah,
he gets to watch your dogs. Yeah dog. Yeah, dude.

(22:09):
Tomorrow is when I'm going to uh the Back to
the Future Imax. That's that's going on right now. Check
your local Imax theater if you want to go see
you Back to the Future in Imax. You're doing like
a special special thing. It's only four I think Sunday
is the last day. Yeah, it's only a couple of nights.
Just this weekend. What you got going on. We're taking
the kid trigger treating it our new neighborhood. I'm so excited.

(22:32):
Hit up some of those full sized candy barhouses. That's right,
I know about one of those. There's a few of
them on my street. We are one of three, I
believe on our street that are full size.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
By himself.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
At this point ten I don't know. I would have
never one of my parents. It's not just the three
of us.

Speaker 12 (22:48):
He's going with those little friends and then apparently the
mom drags the booze wagon behind her.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah cool that really honestly, no, no joke makes me
really happy for you. Like that sounds so wholesome inhood,
We're so excited. That's really wholesome. And imagine what did
they pick up because we've never had that before, so
this is very exciting. He's just saying that because there's
boos involved.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
One day, the alcohol, you'd be like, Gregory, thank you.

Speaker 9 (23:19):
Mario found this restaurant that we are going to go
to because I don't know what it's called, but he
said they have the best chicken wings and the best
Brussels sprouts. And we're going to be celebrating our fourteenth anniversary,
which is one hundred and twelve.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah that is on gay years. That's a lot. That's billion. Yeah, menace.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm gonna be at the Palms Casino inside the Hardwood
suite playing. Oh yeah, that's right, so it should be fun. Yeah,
that's what that was on his wish list.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
His birthday month. And here is the last day of
the month just made it. We hit them threes dog Duncan. Yeah,
pretty cool. Yeah, Sea Bass?

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Anything exciting, nothing special, since I was out of town
last week and just probably doing some apartment hunting touring again,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I think that.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I just think that Greg moved a lot. But you
are the champion.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Oh and I was thinking about staying at this one,
but something happened recently where they've up, they've they've gotten
my eye up or whatever. They're in my danders.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
No, Sea Bass, I want to move. Let's get a
duplex together.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
That problem is it has to be within the same
area for yeah project I'm working on.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Okay, so medics will move to you.

Speaker 17 (24:35):
Yeah, okay, all right, I can.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Talk about that. All right. Well, whatever you got going on,
let us not check in. Check in on the text
over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
When the hinges creak in dollars chambers, and strange and
frightening sounds echo through the halls whenever candlelights flicker, where
the air is deathly still, that is the time when
ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight. Welcome

(25:24):
foolish mortals to the haunted mansion. I am your host,
your ghost host. There's no turning back now. Our tour
begins here in this gallery where you see paintings of
some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible

(25:48):
mortal state. Is this haunted room actually stretching or is
it your imagination? Consider this dismaying observation. This chamber has
no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling

(26:13):
challenge to find a way out. Of course, there's always
my way.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
It's time to respond.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Send us a message somewhere beyond.

Speaker 14 (27:20):
There.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
It is Halloween tradition, well, Haunted Man, Mansion action and
Michael Jackson's thriller The Halloween Everybody, It is the Woody Show.
Phones are open at eighty seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can text us over to two two nine eighty
seven people in the text saying man, I look forward
to this all year. The way you start the Halloween

(27:41):
Show with the Haunted Mansion in the thriller song. I
never heard this on the show before, but this is
awesome nice? Uh yeah, where can I get this mix? Well,
it's they have the Haunted Mansion like audio online, which
is where we got it. And we just played thriller
after it. Yeah, yeah, nothing nothing crazy to come by,
which reminds me. I was listening to our sister station

(28:03):
flipping around and they played Thriller and it got to
the part with like this part Vincent Price. They cut
this part out? Why why would they? They just took
his voice out? Weird, like scary. So I'm in the

(28:24):
system now and I think this might be let's see. Yeah,
so this is this is where it would be. Right, listen,
listen to how it does this. There's thirty four seconds
left in the whole song, Nelison, that's where it's supposed
to be. Holders on the scene.

Speaker 18 (28:47):
You're nipping, you're ripping, you're ripping and slipping, but the
ribbing suf the ghosts are ripping right.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
And then no, Vincent, why bother?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Why would you go out of your way to take
him out?

Speaker 14 (29:07):
What?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
What thriller? That's how it ended. You're like, don't even
bother playing it.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Yeah, there's somebody that doesn't make music, sat in an office,
like you know what, I can make this better.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I hate that. Like the soccer Mom station does that
a lot. Yeah, they'll be like a part of the
song where there's like a like a rap and they've
cut that part out. One specific example, they do it
with the Eagles Hotel, California. Right at the best solo,
it just fades out. That's crazy. Another two minutes left.

(29:42):
You cut it out, Like, why didn't bother playing it right? Anyway?
We playing it because we're gonna do it right. Happy Halloween, everybody.
More what he shows next? Hanging ratings come out every week,
and if they're not good, I welcome back everyone. Yeah,
I want that's Greg Gorgon. Good morning. We got Menace

(30:03):
is here. Yeah, there is Sammy Morgan. Good morning to
you Menace. Yes, dude, so birthday month? Uh huh, pretty good.
Dog phones are open wooding. You can't set up of
the text over to two two nine eighty seven. Although
we did get we did get somebody to hit us up.

(30:25):
He works in Wichita on wind turbines. Yes, you got
that contact in Dustin and I have been talking his name. Yeah,
And because that was that was one of the remaining
items on MENACE's wish list. Yes, he wanted to go
up on a wind turbine.

Speaker 9 (30:41):
I have the dumbest question about that. Is there inside
the Yeah you walk up spiral staircase or something.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Well, there is a ladder, but he said that he
works on ones that are so big that they have
an elevator. Whoa, yeah, which is good for me?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, it's a very successful Menace
birthday month huge, Yeah, which is which is great. Menace
is going to Dubai, right, flying to Dubai. I mean
so much stuff, I mean even a wish for Greg
came to the Brady Bunch Brady Brady Bunch house. So
it was great, I mean very fattening month. I say

(31:19):
Greg gained about ten pounds a wal filled with soel hatred.
I'm also kind of racked with guilt too, So what
do you do? Question for you? How was your nothing
special day yesterday? Just another day day? It was just
a regular day. It was it was enjoyable. Yeah, really reson.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
The reason I feel guilty is, and here's a confession,
none of us said happy birthday to you, and that
was kind of by design. We have all agreed that
we wouldn't bring it up. It's fine, And then all
day I felt guilty. Find me, I got what I wanted.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I know I supposed to do. Forty nine years, I've
never accomplished that. I know you got what you wanted,
but it felt awkward. Really yeah, wow? Why should I
mean just saying the words. Isn't like giving you a car? No, no, no,
I don't want that. I've told you, like I don't
mind someone Happy birthday, Oh thank you?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I did say happy birthday and it was very receptible.
It's that a whole like big deal like gifts and
cards and you know, yeah, yeah right. What did you
think of my sign that I put together with the
cakes that I brought? That was very crive I shared
that with my wife and yeah, for no reason cakes. Yeah,
there just said for no reason cakes. So what was

(32:34):
the day like? Uh? It was chill, Like. I went
home and took a little nap and then I had
a flight lesson and then after that I took my
new plane up to this thing. It's this little event
about twenty minute flight, this event that the company that
makes the plane serious. Uh, they were hosting and they

(32:56):
had you know, food and one of the founders of
the company was there talking about different things that they're doing,
and a bunch of you know, like minded aviation enthusiasts
speak and made a new friend yesterday. Yeah, someone who's
been flying for fifty years. Fifty years. Yeah, and just like,
you know, really cool, really chill, fun to talk to

(33:19):
Caitlyn Jenner.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, deep into the aviation game. That's how Caitlyn Jenner
made most of their money. I don't know, what do
you mean, because they sold airplane parts.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Oh was that right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, that put I didn't know. Yeah, that's how being
worth a hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah. So sitting there and you know, the company series
had like there are different planes out there and people
are taking a look, and I was talking to a
couple of people, including the one guy from the company
that sold me the plane, and upwoks. Caitlyn Jenner knows
the guy that about the plane from Yeah, and there's
are talking. I guess she's hanging out at the camera
real airport all the time because it lives right there

(34:05):
and flies out of there all the time. And so
just start chopping up and next thing you know, we're
having this conversation and you know, just hearing these stories
about how you know, just kind of been everywhere, been
flying for fifty years and yeah, just yeah, that's cool, celebrity,
super cool person to birthday because you know what, I
didn't because I was doing that, like I didn't want

(34:25):
to make this is not one of those things where
like they were part of the you know, not part
of the entertainment. But you know, they weren't one of
the people that were like, hey, come on by, We're
gonna have food, live music, you can mean. But yeah,
they they were just there as you know, the same
reason I was the party aviation. Yeah, do you know
when Caitlyn Jenner's birthday is?

Speaker 12 (34:47):
I said, well, I thought you were saying, did Caitlyn
say happy birthday to him?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
No, no, no, Oh that's crazy. But I'm sitting there going, man, like,
just this person has accomplished so much. Oh yeah, you know,
and uh, I do have a lot of respect for her,
and you know, you sign up for that kind of scrutiny,
you know, and then and then and then you she

(35:12):
seems to be so much at peace, right, like just
said like just like, man, what a great life, what
a great life. And so it was just really cool.
That's awesome, Caitlyn generous balls deep in aviation. Yeah, And
I'm a feeling she would appreciate that joke.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Probably because I mean even her kids address her as dad.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, like so I don't think really cares what you say.
Yeah said that her son's a pilot. I don't know
who's that ye so uh no not Yeah, so he
has she has two sons from a previous marriage. Okay,
well the one one's a pilot. Yeah, it's not Brodie.

(35:58):
It might be Burnt, don't know, but it's super cool.
So do most people fly to this party or drive
to this party? It depends on where they were there
were there were a bunch of people that they've fly
their planes in. You just kind of park in front
of there's like a little like a like a restaurant
right on the field at the airport. Nice and you
just pull up and chalk the wheels. Like I'm telling you, Greg,

(36:19):
if you weren't such a scaredy cat like here, very soon,
like we could leave the station, get in the plane,
fly up there for a lunch. The restaurant there is awesome,
and then I think I'm turning, and then you know,
fly back and you know, it's it's cool. It's just
really cool. It's like the whole reason you do it.
This is such a stupid, shallow question. But because I'm
picturing a like an early evening party and these people

(36:41):
are flying there. Are they drinking champagne or is it
like did everybody like mega? No, they had they had
beer and wine. And you know, there were a bunch
of people who I think the people who are flying
obviously we're not. We're not drinking. Or if they did,
they had like one one, they had like one beer.
But they legally, I can tell you this because of
all the studying and stuff. That's I'm curious. The legal
The legal limit as far as the FAA is concerned

(37:04):
is point zero four. Oh damn, So it's half of
what the league within half of the legal limit. The
legal limit for driving a car is barely any reason. Yeah,
and the general rule is eight hours bottle to throttle
is what they say, even if it's from one, if
you want to follow the rules, it's definitely not worth it.
Oh hell no, it's not worth it. It's perfect for

(37:25):
someone like me that doesn't drink much out exactly.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Yeah, but it was.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
I looked at up as Bruce Jenner had an aviation
company from nineteen eighty five to twenty ten and now
has Caitlin Aviation Wow.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, it's cool. Been making money off aviation forever. Oh
and a little update. I'm not sure if I shared
this with you guys. I have a date for my
official FAA exam to get my actual pilot's license real,
so it'd be the final exam with the FAA you know, examiner,
and that's on November eighteenth. If everything goes as as

(38:02):
planned as of November eighteenth, at some point in that day,
I will be an official licensed pilot. Is that a
written test or both? No, it's like an oral exam
first of all. Oral, and that's like the first couple
hours of that. Yeah, and they get on everything and
they dive deep into all this different stuff, aircraft systems,

(38:22):
weather regulations, all these things, and then you go up
and you fly and you have to demonstrate certain things
to certain maneuvers, certain you know, emergency situations and whatever.
And then if you do all that, then you're an
official licensed pilot. That's amazing. Cool. You could do a
barrel roll. No, no, the shirt thing, No, that's for
your solo.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Yeah, the shirt.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
They asked me if I wanted to lose the shirt.
I said, I don't really care, and then they never
cut it, but I got. I got. So when you
fly by yourself for the first time, it's soloing. Right
when you land, they cut the tail off the back
of your shirt, like the bottom part of your shirt
on the back, they cut that off, and you write

(39:05):
like the date and everything, the name of the airport
on it, and you're supposed to, you know, hang it
up somewhere and it's it's a tradition. It's an old
aviation tradition, and it's supposed to symbolize you don't need
your instructor pulling at your you know, at the at
your shirt tail anymore.

Speaker 16 (39:20):
Morgan Nathan Fielder.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Watched the show Greg you could learn something. It was
thank you for asking Greg. It was a nice day,
it was cool. It was the first time I've really
ever done anything on my birthday. I try to make
it just a normal day as much as possible. And
someone on text said what he's saying that he doesn't
want people saying happy birthday is like Sea Bas saying
no thank you to people saying God bless you.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
No.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
It's not that people can't say I don't say, don't
look me in the eye. I know happy birthday. I
just don't want a big deal. I don't need like decorations.
I don't need cards or gifts or as simple if
you want to say, it's just a simple happy birthday. Fine,
that's good enough. Gough enough? Yeah, all good, okay good.
When I said it to you, you were like, thanks, nice,

(40:07):
well because he's getting old, and it was I think
part of it was the way that you approached, because
you're like, well, I was laughing. Thanks, We're gonna take
a break. We'll come back. We got some more woody
show for you next. Chefs swoop is Yeah, dude, you
smell what's in the swoos cooking? I can smell it smells,

(40:34):
I can do. This is like a chicken waffles thing.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Yeah, we got chicken and waffles. We got a pumpkin
waffle foodst what Halloween, Nason feeling festive?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Hell? Yeah, look at this thing. So did you make
this chicken? Because I saw you you brought in a
Kentucky fried chicken bucket, which I was shocked. Being a
professional chef.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
So I myself did not wear costume today, but the
chicken came in a bucket that I procure word from Kfco.
The chicken from k l yeah, and also proceeded to
throw that chicken in the track. I made my own
chicken with the viral recipe that's spinning around the web

(41:14):
right now.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
So if you want it, so in your in your
professional opinion, how close is the recipe?

Speaker 6 (41:20):
I feel like whoever put this recipe out is probably
being looked for by exact spot on, pretty spot on.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah yeah, all right, chef Swoop with the pumpkin waffle
and the homemade KFC recipe chicken. And then what's on
top of here?

Speaker 6 (41:38):
You said, like, so that's hot honey and honey, good
old fashioned maple syrup. Man oh man, nothing crazy, just
the standards, all right.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
So he's he's starting to play this stuff up here, menace. Yeah, here,
take this one because I got stuff to do real quick.
Look at the size of that. You can die it
in that one.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Unfortunately they're all fairly large.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
No, that's great. We're good.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
I mean, Tyler works are now we need these portions.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
So chef Swoop, private chef, restauranteur, entrepreneur at chef underscore
Swoop on social we'll post the videos everything with the
with the link to it and everything else. But he
competed on Beat Bobby Flay season number thirty eight, and
he's available for your events and if you're having people
over and you want, like you want to do it
upright private chef action. Yeah, I mean that's something Greg's

(42:29):
been talking about for a while. Absolutely, I think that'd
be fun.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Yeah, wedding weddings about mitzvah.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
What do you say your minimum was? Again? Right, that's
a great.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Big So minimum minimum per guest is one seventy five
guests right now, we're doing five courses. You get soup, salad,
app entree, and a dessert. The menu is completely customizable
based on dietary restrictions and food allergies.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Party. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
So it's five guests minimum, Okay, and we can we can,
we can go hard like I mean, we're ready for
weddings like I've done. I've been dinners for upwards to
you know, one hundred and fifty to two hundred people.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh wow, but you know you can't do that by yourself.
But do you have enough? Yea, we have, I have.
I have a team of people ready. Nice. So yeah,
hey your waffle steamen brother, Yeah yeah, okay, I don't
want to know, I know, you know what you're doing.
But I'm trying to be your wingman here. Man, there
you go. Well, Chef Swoop is here. He's doing some

(43:25):
more chicken waffles. We'll we'll post some video in a
link to Can he tell people how to make this
this pumpkin waffle stuff.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
I can give you the waffle recipe and I can
give you the viral Friday.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Nice asking where's the recipe? We'll post it on you
come get your thrillers, man, I got you. Yeah, we'll
post it on our social more what he shows next?
Hang on?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
No, what do you show.

Speaker 16 (43:50):
Your cancer? Around my ankle?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Do you feel each individual?

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Pump?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Pump?

Speaker 14 (43:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
So in Chicago, this United Airlines flight was scheduled to
leave O'Hare and then suddenly the flight gets delayed.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Why delayed was fighting over the overhead.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
And broken tray table, broken tray table, catering didn't show
up with the drinks. The lights didn't work, lights didn't work. Menace.
It was a fight. Oh sweet, But it wasn't between
the passengers. They board it fine. It was delayed because
there was a fight between a couple of the flight attendants. Yeah,
I'm not sure what started it, but it was so bad.
All the passengers had to get off the plane, the

(44:42):
crew had to be replaced. It ended up being a
four hour delay.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
God, I told you that these flight attendants were getting
kind of spicy when I was in Miami because one
of the flight attendants was late and was delaying the
plane and they couldn't leave. So I found the guy
on on LinkedIn that was late, like, are you gonna
get here so we can leave?

Speaker 15 (45:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Because I knew the airline. They said his name, yeah,
and it was like.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
A unique name.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
So then I like, I googled it and found him
on LinkedIn, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Like, as far as they let you board without the
entire crew there, because unless this is not true, my
flight attendant friend told me that every crew member has
to be there in the plane before you start.

Speaker 14 (45:27):
We did.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
We were at the gate waiting, Oh okay, so you
weren't on board, and in this case the crew was
on board. They just started fighting and then they made
everybody get off board. So I sort of love triangle.
The United listed the official cause of the delay as
crew availability. Now is that to get out of like
having to compensate people for the delay? Probably just embarrassment, Yeah,

(45:48):
probably both. It's not availability now, well it is.

Speaker 16 (45:52):
If you got to send you know, three of them
home because they're fighting emotional availability.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, there you go. Did you see the other story
talk about travel eighty year old woman was left behind
on a remote island. The cruise ship that she was
on left without her. It's sweet. So no, the ship docked,
the woman joined a group for a hiking excursion. Greg
always goes, well, oh yeah, and at some point she

(46:18):
got separated from the group, didn't get back to the
ship before it departed at sunset, wasn't reported missing until
around midnight, and well after the ship had already left.
So a search party went on the trail to look
for and they did find her. Bad news. Dead Yeah,
oh my god. They say the woman's death was a
sudden and non suspicious. Probably had a heart attack. Yeah,
freaking out between the hiking and then also realizing that

(46:41):
you had been abandoned with people. I know, whoever's in
charge of that excursion is screwed.

Speaker 13 (46:46):
But also if you're with friends or family, right, they
got on the ship without you. Yeah, you're traveling alone at.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Eighty I mean reporting missing that, I mean that is
weird because remember when I I skipped out on purpose
and they were blown up my phone. Yeah, so crazy.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, So Menace and his wife, they were doing one
of their crazy they travel things and they were in
a Biza and in a cruise It's so it stopped
in a Biza and then the cruise ship was going
on to somewhere in Italy. Okay, so I was moving
on to a different port from there. They decided that
to get back on the boat to stay in the
Beza that night to go to who was the David Gett,

(47:26):
David Ghetta. It was awesome, the DJ David Ghetto was
doing like a thing, and so Menace like hung out
for that Purposely, they got off the boat knowing that
they were going to skip getting back on board and
then you had what it was it two planes. Yeah,
so we had to leave to get back to where
the ship was. Yeah, but they said they were actually
really cool about it. They okay, I mean they blew

(47:46):
up my phone for a long time. I was just
ignoring it, and then I finally talked to him and
they go, well, can you meet up with us at
the next port. I said yeah, They go, okay, we'll
see you then. So okay, but remind me so it
was like a flight to a boat to another flight
or something like that. It was something crazy.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
It was leaving the Visa airport, flying to Barcelona, Spain,
and then flying to where we need to go in
Italy to catch up with the boat he intentionally missed.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Did you like bring a suitcase with you off the boat,
just like a carry bag? You know, I wouldn't have
been able to enjoy myself. What I'd have been too
nervous skipping out on getting back on the boat. Drinks
and a viza.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Za.

Speaker 9 (48:29):
Am I the a hole because I love watching YouTube
videos of people running and they missed the boat by
like ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yes, it's their fault.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
That's totally their fault.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
They know what exactly.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Okay, yeah, how that work out? Like VICI did, the
same thing didn't work out.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
So I'll tell you this though, before you get super
old or before.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
You die, you need to at least spend one night
in a viza. It is super fun.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
When I finally got sober filled ten years older before,
it was something to do. I'm moving up, Mike, Mike Posner.
I'm a real big body because I've made a million dollars.
But you don't want to be like me, never really
know why.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Like me, you don't have a.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Long step off the coaster. I like the music of
this other side. I hate the next Yeah, who is
you know? You remember this song though?

Speaker 14 (49:30):
Right? Right?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Of course I don't know the words, but I remember it. Yeah,
said so had said? I forgot how long this thing
took the kick it out? It builds for a while. Yeah. Yeah.
Those videos are people missing five seconds and they're on

(49:50):
the golf cart. Yeah here, and then they're running so good.
Chef's sweet, sorry, and you're like the white man Bob.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Mike Poser, that recipe is going up for you guys,
for that chicken.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I like how he stays focused on business.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Man, we're over here being dumb. Yeah, he's like, all right,
well I got that recipe, guys. Cool. Yeah, nice music available.
You know, I got you.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
I got it in my mind.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I got you.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
But yeah, Mike Poser, actually he took a break from
music and he walked across the United States.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
He did.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah, didn't he do it?

Speaker 16 (50:30):
After a parent died or something.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
That I passed away? It was super cool. Well, anyway, yeah,
this woman, that's pretty damn sad investigation. The cruise line
said they're deeply sorry that this occurred, so at least
they apologize. Yeah, ok, I know what that is.

Speaker 15 (50:51):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
And when you have another new hour, lockloaded, ready to go. Now,
I'm looking around, where's uh, where's Morgan Morgan? Where's Morgan Morgan?

Speaker 14 (51:04):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Tyler, Menji, come on, come on in, come on in?
All right, here's crazy. Here's Morgan? Nice? All right, best on? Yeah,
all right, Morgan, all right, there's a there's Morgan. Here
comes Tyler and Menji walking here extra slow. Yeah, they're
not the quickest people.

Speaker 16 (51:26):
Menji is mad slow.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I've never seen anyone mad slow fire And I don't
want to spoil the surprise, but is this nineteen seventy six?
All of our gangs? I'm seeing the Coneheads? Uh huh,
I've seen the goon.

Speaker 16 (51:41):
You don't recognize who we are.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
I said, the Coneheads. I don't know what their names were.
It's been a long time since I yea movie.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
All right, now, what are you wearing here?

Speaker 16 (51:48):
We got on to I have a my weighted vest,
which I'm using as a like an agent.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Vest type, right, Okay, we.

Speaker 16 (51:58):
Bosses and I'm ball bald cap I'm Agent Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Oh you know what I couldn't tell you part.

Speaker 16 (52:09):
We've got other versions of sea Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Now, men, which version of sea bass are you? I'm
the one right across as you can see, we're wearing
the exact same colored shirt and everything, present day, present day,
present day, present day. And then, dumb ass Tyler, which
version of sea basster you?

Speaker 8 (52:26):
So?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Morgan calls it bulking Sea Bass? I call it fat
sea Bass? So the one that is also currently president
getting at all?

Speaker 14 (52:36):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Whatever you say? Fatty?

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Wow, we got v I don't know Van had the
cap on to Was this the version of sea bass
when guys in the street called me the Yeah, I'm
a black bass.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, look it's black bass. Here he's wearing as leisure
were He's ready for the gym that yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Rules.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Now, Greg, which one do you think is the most accurate?
I mean they all look pretty accurate. Probably he has
a pop tart h T coke to prove it. Oh damn,
what's going on?

Speaker 14 (53:18):
You know?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I see you eat pop tarts at the studio all
the time. I noticed, No, I did notice that you're
reading a pop part the other day we were crossing
paths were I was leaving the office, you were walking
into the office one time. I just noticed it the
other day. It's just a more current reference. But anyway,
I mean spot swings and five missus. I thought it
was a curious choice after you had NonStop cakes. Yeah,

(53:39):
he's going to chase the cake with a pop tart.
Sounds good. Maybe that's how you end up being like, uh,
you know, dumb ass sea bass. This this right here
leads to coke swort piece at one in the morning gateway.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Yeah, it's a scare tactic sea bass Christmas future and
you what are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Gina?

Speaker 12 (53:59):
I'm so comfortable today I pulled out the Ugie Boogie
Onesie costume from What is It? Night Before Christias?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah. Yeah, it's so cute and looks so comfortable. I
just wanted an excuse to wear, you know, Furrey Onesie.
At what point are you going to stop going around
dressed up in costume for trigger treating stuff? Because you
get suckered into.

Speaker 12 (54:20):
This whenever the kid says, you know, in charge, because
it's how many more years could this possibly happen?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
You know?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
If he likes it. We'll create a little magic for him.
This is not hard. I have a feeling this is
a she's leading that.

Speaker 12 (54:33):
You guys, you guys have met me, right obviously, see
a bass hasn't. But that is not that I would
love nothing more than to just to wear human clothing.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I don't know about that, because I think you leave
the door wide open to this exactly. Okay, well, you're
you're wrong. I've never I've never done it because the
door is shut. Clothes, it's no. You do other things
for your kids that I would never do. And he's
if he wants me to wear Ugie Boogie for another year,
that's fine. You can't let these kids think that they're
in charge.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Man, she's twisting her arm or he's twisting her arm
right for whimsy. Okay, yeah, I'm saying like, you can't
let these kids think that they're in control. You do it,
you lose, you lose control.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Trust me, he does not think he's in control of
what age your kids stop caring about chuck or trees.
I don't know, like thirteen fourteen, Well depends. When my
son got into doing the whole decorating the yard thing.
He was more interested in handing out the candy and
watching people react to the stuff that he's set up.
So for him. But like my daughter, she's going out
with her friends. I think it's later for girls. Yeah,

(55:34):
so's she's going out with her friends. She's thirteen, right, Yeah,
So you what you're saying, Guna is you're clinging to
these last few years. Yeah, I'm clinging exactly, clinging godhood.

Speaker 16 (55:46):
You give your steps on good memories.

Speaker 12 (55:48):
I know I don't see best fourteen thousand kids. He
doesn't take care of, but I got one, and I
want to make sure he's taking care of. Look, if
that's what he wants to do, I can wear a
pajama costume.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
If you're If you're into it, that's that's great. It's
just like that to me, like I see a newborn,
I go. My wife and I both would get like
that full body shiver, like can you imagine going back
to that? I never had that one up and then
thinking like oh my god, she's doing this because the
kid decided that this is what we're gonna Then we're
gonna wal around the neighborhood in a costume. He asked us,
can we do this this year?

Speaker 15 (56:17):
All?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Right?

Speaker 12 (56:18):
But I think what I think is gonna happen is
this year he's going to see the other kids and
the other kids parents not dressed up, and he's gonna
be like, whoa back off too, and he'll you know,
he'll figure that.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Out and he'll start going with his friends, which would
be great. Yeah, but this is our first trick or
treating a new neighborhood, and we're all gonna go it's
gonna be fine. Yeah, all right, well, nice nice work
on the costumes.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Never got an answer, which one's your favorite.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
My only problem is and big that the Texas pointing
this now big fail on none of them doing any
kind of cyber truck thing related.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
To their costumes. I think only problem is between the
four of them they can't afford one. Oh yeah, buy
a car for a costume, a car you would wear
when it come on. Jesus, no, no, I think this
is more accurate.

Speaker 16 (57:04):
You don't deserve that much thought put into a mask.
We got the ball caps and that was the main.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
That that four people, according to costume is not a
lot of But that's that is some. But she's saying
that would have been extra. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 16 (57:13):
There is a line I thought you'd be honored that
we chose you. It would have been anyone.

Speaker 8 (57:16):
Well, you guys just did such a poor job as
the problem does not I think that means you won?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I think does this not like appease your ego in
some weird way? Well, to see the problem is they're
not doing it properly. They're trying to undercut me. No,
they're trying to undergoing. I consistently set the standard of
excellence on everything. Congratulation. I supported a colleague's growth by
sharing feedback and mentoring them, informally contributing to our value
of continuous learning and development. You are a hero. And

(57:46):
time for today's dumb ass contests. It's a Friday tradition.
Today's dumb ass contest is the D eight seven seven
four is the phone number. And before we get this
contestant on the line, Sea Bass explaining the way the
game that works. Everybody, please, I.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
Find somebody very drunk and ask them just the most
easy questions you could ever imagine.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
So that's not the game. The game isn't what's the
answer to the question. The game is is the drunk
person so drunk?

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Yeah, but they won't know the answer to these otherwise
very easy questions, and you can guess whether they know.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Two times out of three you win, and that you
will be Ben Hey, good morning, Ben. Hey. Yeah, all right,
so Ben, you're gonna be the contestant for this week's
d u I Q. Now, before we get to the questions,
account Ben, we're gonna get to know this person and
see just how drunk or with that they are, not
with that they are before we make you try to guess.

(58:38):
And who is this person? How perfect for spooky season?
It's Damien?

Speaker 8 (58:45):
Yeah, and Damien is so uh well, we're gonna find
out just how wasted Damien is. And I promised listen,
just listen to him. I promise this is not a
homeless person. Okay, Damien, what if you had a drink
this evening?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Huh No? To all the questions? Beer than vodka? How
many beers would you say you had this evening?

Speaker 11 (59:03):
Three?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Weird?

Speaker 15 (59:04):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
No, because I'm more vodka.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Oh that makes yeah, well I even more vodka than beer.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
And and I wake up tomorrow. I'll wait, good, What
are you gonna wake up tomorrow?

Speaker 15 (59:19):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Go home?

Speaker 17 (59:22):
Did you hear to sleep on the street side or
what I Oh.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
No, one time I set on a street and at home,
so I know how holy well.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Go home.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I don't know what at home? What the age is
where you like it becomes like funny, like like that
stupid kid to like, oh that's sad, go home? How
old was he heard? That's true? Got to stop me
when that happened? I bet you ready? Questions on you? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Do you want to question number one?

Speaker 15 (01:00:06):
Who is Batman's butler?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Who is Batman's butler? What is his name? Character? I'll
take you know what, I'll take an actor name if
you got that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Yeah? Uh no to Damien, sure again on all of them.
I'll say no to Menace and a couple of years
since we had a Batman movie. Yeah, I'll say in
triple no, I'm going to say yes to Menace and
no to Sammy and Damien.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
Okay, you're saying yes to Menace. Yeah, I'm kind of
leaning that directions, but I think I'm gonna do quadruple no.
The fourth no is myself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
You don't know the answer there are that's not surprising
great and I know, uh the actor as well. Really, yeah, wow, yeah,
I agree? This is an easy one. Yes, Menace and Sammy,
do you think that Damien is going to get it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Ben? What do you think? Do you think that Damian
gets his one?

Speaker 14 (01:01:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Or no?

Speaker 14 (01:01:04):
No way, no way? He knows Alfred?

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
All right, there you go question number one?

Speaker 15 (01:01:09):
Who is Batman's butler?

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
What were you gonna say? Manace? I was gonna put Alfred,
but I was not one hundred percent in that an Sammy?

Speaker 16 (01:01:18):
Can I change answer?

Speaker 14 (01:01:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I said, Jeeves, Jeeves, because we need something you ask Jeeves?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Does anybody can you name? The actor? Can name? I
can't even think of one actor that Michael Caine. Michael
Michael Remember he was in Jewels when Jaws was like
in the Bahamaemember, like the Mommy shark was mad that
the other one was killed and so it was like
chasing the sailboat down. Remember that one A shark actually

(01:01:44):
growled dirty? Is it dirty? Rotten? Scoundrels and scoundrels with
Steve Martin never even seen Jaws all the way through
the original. Really, I would also accepted Alan Napier from
the TV series. Okay, all right, well, Ben's that Damien
would not get it. Let's se if he's right. Question
number one, do U i Q?

Speaker 15 (01:02:04):
Who is Batman's butler?

Speaker 14 (01:02:06):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
The last one he was, what do you think it is?

Speaker 14 (01:02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I can do it. All right? Well, Ben, you're
on the board. You got one, and Ben, don't shout
out with the answer. Don't give us the answers because
we're seeing these guys, that's all. Question number two, do
U i Q?

Speaker 17 (01:02:32):
If a woman's gets an I U D what is
she trying to prevent?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
All right? Bonus points for what does it stand for? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
No for Damien. I was gonna say yes for Sammy,
but then I remember we like dumped her on a
couple of you know these uh women's health questions. I
bet she knows this. I'll say yes, uh Menace, yes,
now do can either one of them?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Tell us what it stands for? And double no.

Speaker 9 (01:03:04):
I'm going to say no to Damien obviously right, yes
to Sammy and no to what it stands for. And
I'm saying yes to Menace no for what it's doing.

Speaker 14 (01:03:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Yeah, I'm also saying yes to Samy and Menace no
to Damien. Ben, what do you think yes or no
for Damien, No for Damien. I Question number two d
U I Q.

Speaker 17 (01:03:31):
The woman gets an I U D. What is she
trying to prevent?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Sammy? Pregnancy? Menace pregnancy? What does it stand for?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Injectable ultimate deterrent.

Speaker 13 (01:03:46):
Alright, sammy inserted uterus devices.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
She's circling around the answer, right, Yeah, what about mine? Yeah,
but you're farther away.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
What did you say again? It was injectable ultimate deterrent
interplanetary uranus device. I'm sure Gina will tell you inter
your inter uterine device, intra uterine device.

Speaker 14 (01:04:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
I was very thought it was inner uterine like in
her uterine. That's not device. Nobody knows what Question number
two do U I Q.

Speaker 17 (01:04:22):
If a woman gets an I U D, what is
she trying to prevent?

Speaker 15 (01:04:29):
Vagina?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Nom? Vagina? I never had vagina?

Speaker 15 (01:04:36):
You never had vagina?

Speaker 12 (01:04:37):
No, never got That became a confession vagina. Maybe you
can give him some, Yeah, buddy, yeah, here's a little
vagina for you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Well, then we'll go. He doesn't want to hang out
afterwards a cuddle. He just wants to go home. Probably
for the best. I think he died without ever having vagina.
There's no way he survived that night. I will and
congratulations you are a winner on a very very stressful
round here on the d U Y two. All right, man, hey,

(01:05:11):
enjoy your weekend. Thank you for listening. Hang on one second,
we'll get all your information. Okay, thank you. All right,
there's a there's Ben. Everybody, yeah, would talking about question
number three? Which Ben did? And Ebel play for funds.
He's here.

Speaker 17 (01:05:23):
How many inches are in a foot?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
How many inches are in a foot? This might be
the easiest one I've ever asked Greg. It's right up there.
Oh there is the sky? How many inches are in
a foot? I mean, even Damien should get this, even
the dead guy.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
I'm still saying, I say, no dog, yeah from another country.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
You don't know that. Yeah, what's the Libya or some
other country that uses the metric system? And yes to
these two. Everybody uses that is a home what everybody
uses the metric system? Liberia, That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 12 (01:06:02):
Okay, and Miamia, I'm gonna say I'm going to say
yes to Sammy and Medace and not a big big
dog Damien.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Alright, noted Damien, Yes to both Menace and Sammy medic
and Sammy, do you think that Damien gets it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:06:15):
No, no?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Question number three?

Speaker 11 (01:06:17):
Do u i q?

Speaker 15 (01:06:18):
How many inches are in a foot?

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Tell it's correct?

Speaker 15 (01:06:24):
How many inches are you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Fie?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
I continue to twelve and make you feel good?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
He could use that for all his vagina that he gets.

Speaker 19 (01:06:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Now, were the people sharing in the background just happened
to be perfect timing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Were they happy for him? Yeah? Give him a wing
where he can take it. Find it. Let's by the
do u i q. We're gonna take a quick break more.
What show next? Hang on would be considered a preservative, genetically.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Modified, genetically modified menace origin?

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Maybe yes, exactly right?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Show he puts the G in Garcia, so call sports
with Garca?

Speaker 14 (01:07:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Happy Friday, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
G hegobody Whinny show, Happy Friday and Happy Halloween. Dodger
season is on the line tonight. Man, it all comes
down to Game six of the World Series from Toronto
this evening at five pm. Here is manager Dave Roberts
on what needs to happen tonight.

Speaker 11 (01:07:26):
They've just got to compete and fight in the batter's
box and it's one on one hitter versus pitcher, and
that's it. I gave our players an option to uh,
you know, not work out today because of you know,
the long series and eighteen namings and trapping all this stuff,
and not one guy took the option. So that was
pretty exciting for me and just speaks to where these
guys are at.

Speaker 7 (01:07:47):
Dave Roberts also said he's open to using Otani out
of the bullpen. Otani might start Game seven and maybe
even play the outfield. He also has to rule out
more lineup changes for the rest of the team as well. Listen,
you gotta do whatever it takes to win tonight and
get to a Game seven. You can catch all the
action on a five to seventy LA Sports, our sister station,
or on the free iHeartRadio app. Moving on to the NFL,

(01:08:09):
My Chargers are in Tennessee on Sunday at ten am.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Bolts favored by nine and a half.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Rams are hosting the Saints at one oh five on Sunday,
Rams are favored by fourteen and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
NBA Austin Reeves and.

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
The Lakers are in Memphis today taking on John Moran
at six thirty. Lakers hosting the Heat on Sunday at
Crypto Pelicans and Clippers tonight at the Intuit Dome. College
Football USC at Nebraska tomorrow at four thirty. And in
the NHL Kings loss to the Red Wings yesterday four
to three in a shootout. Devils and Kings tomorrow and
tonight you got Red Wings and Ducks. Ducks and Devils

(01:08:42):
on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Have a great sports weekend. Listen, it's not over Dodger fans.
I'm Jeff G. And let's sookout sports, all right, Jeff G.
Jef Y Thoz are phenomenon. Well, because I've bar been
that drug.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Oh yeah, I've barv dumpster dumpster, Hell.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and I
don't remember getting back to my room. I don't remember
how I got dressed. And now back to the Woodie Show.
I was reading about how the Washington Nationals, this guy
Blake but Terra, looking at him as the new manager,

(01:09:19):
became the youngest person to be like a manager in
the major leagues in over fifty years. He's thirty three
years old, damn. And that's got to be a pretty
wild feeling. You think, for sure you're the manager of
a major league baseball team, You're thirty three. Now, pretty cool.
We've seen that in the NFL before, from Mike Tomlin
to Sean Payton, Sean McVay, not Sean McVay, not Peyton, Sean.

(01:09:44):
You know, it's a that that's got to be so weird.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Thirty three now is the older looking thirty three?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
I don't know anything about I don't know anything about
this guy. I'm just reading about it. It's like, that's
that's got to be pretty cool, though, Well, what's trippier that?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Or when you hear of an NHL player who's eighteen, right,
I think that's even weirder.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
That's pretty cool too. Eighteen child, Yes, and you're a
professional baseball player hockey player making how much better? Yeah? Yeah?
Pretty neat rules. See he looks like he's an older
thirty three kind of a okay.

Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
I mean I also read that tonight's game is going
to be the most expensive sporting ticket ever in Canada history.
Damn two thousand on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Average per ton. Wow, it's crazy, right, Yeah, I mean
I get it. It is the world serious. It's not
a regular season game, rights a big deal. Yeah, that's
that's a record that'll stand until they get the cup again. Yeah,
now close years.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
For a second, I was looking at World Cup tickets
because I'm working on something for the World Cup. Five
hundred thousand dollars for a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Ticket, okay, for a regular old ticket? Yeah no, yeah,
there's no way for the whole field, I mean show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Yeah, maybe let's just say, let's say it's a whole suite,
right whatever, But like, but what the rose behind it?
It said it was a ticket, one ticket. It didn't
list it didn't list it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
There's no way it's one ticket for half a million dollars.
It was like on the field you're playing, you better
be playing, say you better be playing. Okay, let's just
let's put that one aside.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Even like behind it was like eighty thousand dollars okay
for a seat for a seat, Yeah, for sure, that
was definitely a seat.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Yeah, it was a seat, a seat like on Ronaldo's laugh.
Yeah yeah, eight seven seven forty four. You can send
us a text over to two two nine eight seven,
Uh friddy, okay, we have time for that. Hell yeah,
I think so let's do it tough time, Fridy. All right,
did I didn't have the official top hat?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I brought the official top a people were kind of
disappointed in where the top hat to my uh to
my cousin's wedding. You said it was formal. Yeah, but
a top hat with a suit. I think that would
have been clownish. He would have looked fantastic. I think
this might be for Gina. Oh would be perfect with
this one. Four non blondes? Oh you love what's up?

Speaker 12 (01:12:07):
I love this song and it's very viral night right
now with a pickI minage.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Yeah, they do a mash up real quick, Greg, What
does that say? Two tickets together together? Five hundred and
ninety eight thousand dollars? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:12:22):
Is it for you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Get tickets to every game at least on the field.
What says not just the of your life for one game?
All right? So we got we got the lyrics passed out.
Four non blondes? What's up? Wood? You show Friday Oki
and you're gonna handle this one. I'll try. Of course,
we get to join in, We get to join in
for the chorus. Alright, just got a little bit of that,

(01:12:43):
she got a little bit. What do you mean on
that one? This is a screamy song. No you got
I think I think given hit in the right key.
You got to make sure he hit the right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
We go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
What's up? What do you show Friday?

Speaker 14 (01:13:03):
Ochy?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Everybody feel free to join in and head out? What
about here? Is and Alf you step trying to.

Speaker 17 (01:13:10):
Get up that great big kill of hole.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Fora decation.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
I realized with me.

Speaker 12 (01:13:22):
When I knew my shirt the world was made up
of his brother, food.

Speaker 14 (01:13:27):
Of man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Bull whatever that means. Sorry everybody, And though I kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Again my head.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Feeling thank you.

Speaker 18 (01:13:50):
My money, got outside and I take a deep and
I can't real.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
High street on top of my life? What's going everybody?
And say be author.

Speaker 11 (01:14:23):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
I said that baby, hey baby, all right, so you
got a little break here? What do you show Friday?

Speaker 14 (01:14:36):
Oki?

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Alright?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Net curse and I try, Oh my god, do I try,
try try jail?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Then I try, oh wait, hold on, I try, Oh
my god, dad, I tried, oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Time all right, but now we're back on time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
There you you said to shout, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Pray, I pray, pray, I pray the same god today.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Shut up alright?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
And so I cried shot trys when I lay in.

Speaker 15 (01:15:34):
My head and I'm an egg.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Then I think he.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Give my morning, And I said outside and I take it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
And I can't dream. She the top of my last
what's going?

Speaker 11 (01:16:04):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (01:16:05):
How you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
What you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Okay? I said, Hey, how you doing? You lot going? Hey?

Speaker 14 (01:16:33):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
You?

Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
What's going?

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Hey?

Speaker 18 (01:16:53):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Touch bag? All right? I love you and my life
trying to get up that great week.

Speaker 18 (01:17:17):
Polls nice, very nice, did a nice job, Juograd.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:17:31):
Also in the news forces saying there's a possibility of
Woody's hemorhoids being back.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
He back on this development and give you the latest
updates one available now more of the Woody Show. And
we've talked so much about it and now it's all
come down to this. It's been a lot of uh,
a lot of fight back and forth. Yeah, that fourth

(01:17:56):
uh we Burbiage. We have spent years during form menas
how he wont to fly first class to Dubai. Yes,
And then I got more details on the plane and
just all the amenities of the plane had I'm like, man,
that sounds kind of cool, well not bad. Maybe he's
onto something we should do this, Yeah, rules menace, let's

(01:18:17):
fly to Dubai.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Tell Yeah, I've heard so much about this from listeners.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
This is like and as Menace gave us his birthday
month wish list. It's been on there for the past
handful of years and it's never as come to fruition.
So now we're going to do it. We're going to
do it in the form of an extreme weekend trip,
meaning that we leave Friday afternoon on a Friday, not

(01:18:42):
like Friday Friday, like a Friday afternoon. It's like a
four o'clock flight, sixteen hours to Dubai, land eight to
ten hours on the ground, I forget exactly how many,
and then right back on the plane sixteen hours back home.
Landing back home Sunday around two pm. We will have
gone to Dubai and back in that time. Rules think

(01:19:03):
of cheers and chairs. The plane, the plane first class.
You have like a little like a it's not even
a lay flat seat, it's like a little you have
like a little almost studio apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
And the plane is massive. There are showers, there's a bar,
it's like a triple deckor it's it's insane. I just
want to see it. It's incredible that it can fly.
We were taking the submissions, they all got narrowed down.
You guys then took those five semifinalists that we had,
you narrowed down the two and so it's between Richard Larson,

(01:19:40):
who works as an aerospace engineer. We talked to him,
and then Gilbert Fernandez, who this is the guy. Uh
he's also worked in aviation for like the last ten years,
and he kind of like me, just really about the plane.
Although both of them said they would go and explore
a little bit of Dubai. I'm not leaving the airport,

(01:20:03):
but yeah, So it's a first class round trip flight
to Dubai and it's completely medicine. My discretion as to
who wins, and so we have discussed it in menace.
Would you like to tell everybody how this works? Well?
To pull back the current a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
I feel so bad that the other people didn't get
the votes to even get into the top two. And
because I know, I like, I've met Candice many times,
She's come out to all of events, so I feel
really bad she didn't even get to this point. But
to like, so it's not fully on me. Are you
I am gonna flip? I am gonna flip a coin
for us?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
So it comes down because to be honest, I don't
really care. Both the guys were fine. I didn't have
like a vibe one way or the other on you know,
which one would be better or like somebody who would
be annoying. That was the big thing, is that we
didn't want to get stuck with somebody for that long,
and so you know, we just decide like, okay, fine

(01:21:02):
coin flip lady, because medicine really have like a hardcore
opinion one way or the other either the whole reason
for the decision. So we just wouldn't get stuck with
somebody who we felt would be annoying. Correct, that's it,
all right? So how heads is gonna be? Who you call?

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
We'll say heads will be Richard, and then tails will
be Gilbert.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Heads Richard, tails Gilbert. Now don't say what it is
once it lands, okay, because then we'll just we'll just
call the call the person, all.

Speaker 20 (01:21:30):
Right, all right, ready, yep, all right, Okay, got it.
I can't see that. I can't see that asking me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Okay, all right, so I'm gonna I'm gonna die right now,
hopefully pick up my god, hopefully I'm gonna flip again. Okay,
So what made you come up with the coin flip?

Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I mean, how do you choose to be two things? Yeah,
that's like I don't know, dude, flip a coin.

Speaker 14 (01:22:09):
Hellow is Richard?

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Hey? Richard Lawson or Larsen?

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
Hey, my receptions garbage? Oh my gosh, I'm back.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Can you hear me Richard Richard? Oh my god, Richard Richard?
Can you hear us?

Speaker 14 (01:22:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Yes, just like I can't hear him at all? You guys,
I should wait, we should hang up and go to that.
We should probably move on.

Speaker 14 (01:22:32):
Hey, can you hear me? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I heard it for a second. It was kind of like, yeah,
I can't hear him. Can you hear him? Richard?

Speaker 14 (01:22:41):
Can you guys hear me now?

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Yeah, we can hear you. Yeah, you mess with me?

Speaker 14 (01:22:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Yeah no.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
At first at first the phone was garbage, but then
then then it was fine. Hey, yeah, hey Richard, Richard,
you're gonna go to Dubai with medicine. Yeah, That's what
I'm talking about. Yeah, so you are going to fly
to Dubai first class? Oh yeah, on this amazing aircraft.

Speaker 14 (01:23:12):
Thank you so much. You guys are awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Well, I mean it was the listeners that narrowed it
down between you and Gilbert and honorable mention. You know
I'm gonna do for for Gilbert. I'm gonna set Gilbert
up round trip bear Fair for two people anywhere in
the country he wants to go. Yes, that way, like
you know, with the holidays and everything coming up, if
there's somebody that you want to go get out of town,
maybe you want to use it to bring somebody to you,

(01:23:35):
We'll let Gilbert know. But we'll set him up with
round Trip bear Fair anywhere in the country that he
wants to go. But Richard, Yeah, but yeah, Richard Man,
you're going to Dubai.

Speaker 14 (01:23:45):
You're going to I'm so excited to hang out with
you guys. That's the best part of the whole trip.
Actually for me, my wife is going crazy. She calls
you her best friends. Whenever she talks about you. She's
more jealous of that I get to meet you guys
on the plane or any of that stuff. But I'm
super excited for the whole experience.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Amazing teller. Thank you for the support. Now Richard again,
just to be clear, Uh, this is a weekend there
and back and uh we're going there. We're gonna fly
to sixteen hours. Are gonna be on the ground for
a little bit, you can do some sight seeing with
Medas and that we're flying right back.

Speaker 14 (01:24:19):
Yep, super excited, super excited.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
And also just to clarify, you are aware that you
were responsible for the taxes on on the prize of course,
and you have to bring an empty tupperware to bring
back caviar Forgret. Yeah. Oh yeah, there's that law. And
then Richard, there is one more thing. Okay, Richard, thanks

(01:24:42):
to our proud sponsor, Marongo Casino Resort in Spa, Marongo
is going to pay your taxes. You you are not
even responsible for the taxes. They decided to step in
and they're gonna they're gonna cover that for you.

Speaker 14 (01:25:03):
Oh that's that's wow, it just gets better. That's amazing.
Thank Yeah, because I guess I'm gonna get a shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
And I'll tell you we we we started we started
getting into the into the numbers on that, and so
just targeting the weekend that we're targeting, which is like
the first weekend of December. Yeah, the ticket was like
thirty one thousand, went up a little bit for the audience,
it went up a little bit, so it was like
thirty one thousand and change for price. Yeah, and then

(01:25:35):
the federal income tax on that is twenty four percent,
and then on top of that there's a state thing
and that's then based on your income. So it was
gonna end up being like somehere close like seventeen or
eighteen thousand dollars. Like, oh boy, now we did We
didn't tell everybody you'd be responsible for the taxes. But
that's Marongo. That's amazing. Thank you to Morongo because you

(01:25:59):
stop stepping in and Richard, we're looking forward to the trip, Manski.
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 14 (01:26:06):
Thanks. I'm we're super looking forward to love it. Love it.
Thank you guys, love y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
All right, Richard, hang over second, we'll get some information
from you. Okay, Okay, there's a there's a there's Richard. Everybody,
Thank god he picked up that call. Yeah, you can
have a heart attack. Pretty emotional, Yeah, Morongo, good times indeed.
Huh amen. Yeah, yeah, I thought I thought that was

(01:26:30):
very I thought that was very cool though. Yeah, that
happens every once in a while. Remember we did the
the pos car giveaway. We're giving away that crappy five
hundred dollars beater yep, the craigslist beater. It passed inspection,
but it was everybody else had these brand new cars.
They were given away in the building, all the other stations,
and we didn't have any this At this point. We
had no money, no budget to spend for anything, and

(01:26:51):
so I paid the five hundred bucks to get this
car and we gave it away. We made it sound
like we were giving away a Bentley. We explained to
kill switch, but we described cigarette burn in the upholstery,
every rust stain, every discolored fender. The thing was a
bucket and we gave it in the course of that
because you know, so many people were talking about it

(01:27:12):
and it was just a fun thing. You remember, Toyota
stepped in, Yeah, our founding partner, Toyota stepped in, like, hey,
so when you're done giving away this pos old cart, Like,
would you guys be interested in giving away a new car?
Were like, uh, yeah, that was so cool again. I
remember that day. Yeah, And so then we gave away
I think it was a prius they gave we did. Yeah, Yeah,

(01:27:34):
we gave away a prius to this chick who won.
She was super psyched and I think she contacted us
recently and she still drives it. Yeah, of course is Toyota.
So that's a that's that's super fun. Man, I'm glad
And man, it was a back and forth at the
risk management department even get this thing done, and everybody
that helped out in our promotions department and even the
CEO of our company stepped in and got involved and

(01:27:54):
you know, made people actually do their jobs and h
and we got it done. So manage you're going to Dubai.
Can you believe my god.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Did you because you really on the you know, behind
the scenes of this, you really pushed through it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Oh, I was yelling at a lot of people. Yeah,
I'm the one that got the CEO involved that as
I called him up a good can you believe this?
What it's really on you for making it happen? That
is how good idea? You know when when the thing
is you know, there are radio stations that would kill
for a great idea, you know, and then we come
up with these ideas that people seem to be into

(01:28:27):
and then we're just told no and why it can't
happen and is it can't do attitude? And so you
got to push through that, like don't just accept and
I think this is just a good lesson in general
for people. Don't take no at face value. In certain situations.
You got to take no at face value, I guess.
But in a situation like that, like just don't go,
oh it is what it is, ask the why, Well,

(01:28:49):
so why can't this be? Because usually there's one particular
thing and if you can address that issue, then it
can be done. So unless it's something that's like, you know,
you can't overcome whatever the why part it is, you
can figure it out. It can be done, and it
should be done. This is fun. This is a luxurious Yeah,
this is super fun. And it got figured out and

(01:29:09):
here we are and this is a great thing and
it's gonna be a lot of fun and we'll get
some some good content for menaces, social media stuff out
of it and absolutely check off the dream of yours
and the richer plant already thought of, Like what songs
that put in the videos? Oh nice? All right, we're
gonna take a quick break. We got the Friday Fail stories.
Those are coming up for you next year on the

(01:29:29):
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Millions, Like, straight up, you guys are idiots. Hey, what
do you call a big jack lantern? What a plumpkin?
Let me way a millennial in instagrams. Give the lizards
had a girlfriend, he had a reptile dysfunctions show Greg

(01:29:59):
sell us how uh so where he lived? There's like
the center Median and the city did such a subpar
job like cleaning it up. Yes, that Greg is tempted
to just go clean it himself. It's underneath a gigantic
pine tree. It's where three streets intersect, so it's a

(01:30:21):
triangular center island media thing. They just gets such a
bad job. Do I want to do it? Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:30:28):
But I think I might be too embarrassed to like
throw my garbage can in the truck, get my quick day,
go down there and just start low and a rake
and cleaning it. And because I'm just like Joe Schmoe whatever,
They'll be like, wow, what a great guy. This guy
really cares about the community.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
I drive by it every single day. I look at
it and I thought, this is all fail fail on
the city's pad.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
I think people don't even understand that job you're saying
right now, because such a bad cleaning it up, because
people might think you're talking about garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Are you just talking about trimming the hedges.

Speaker 9 (01:31:00):
It's just a pine tree inside this concrete center median
and it was about let's say, six inches deep in
pine needles. Now it's about one inch de like it
couldn't go the extra mile and just clean it all,
and then there's weeds coming through.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
The cracks to get a little ground clear. Let me.
So you're talking about garbage. No, it's not slightly not garbage.
It's not actual garbage.

Speaker 8 (01:31:24):
Profeeds and piney pro tip, Greg, if you do want
to not be just Joe Schmoe, you can very easily
buy some safety gear.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Safety vest. I just have like a greenish reflective vest.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Somethtimes you'll never wear that. You can wear a big
floppy hat. You wear a mask and sunglasses exactly. Now
you have the citizens doing it the way to go
official yet, yeah, thanks, I get it. I would do
that and you have. Yeah, I have done it right.
But that's because I was walking over that area every
day and it was it was not pleasant, right, and

(01:31:57):
this is what I have to drive by every day
and at it hurts my eyes. So I brought the
I brought the leaf blower out and that's what I
wanted to do, and I cleared it and it was
easy there any time, and anytime you get to use
stuff like that, anytime you get to use like a
reciprocating saw or whatever, it's like my.

Speaker 9 (01:32:14):
Weed whacker, yeah, which you can angle and doo like
in between cracks.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
So good.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
All right, Well, time for the official round of this
week's Friday Fail stories.

Speaker 19 (01:32:25):
Here we go, all right, ladies and gentlemen, movies and

(01:33:07):
girls in this time for your Friday fail story.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
A people thought they have the perfect plan, the plan
that can never go wrong with them somewhere along the
line and went for being a great idea to one
big stinking mega uber ultra Yeah pretty good, Yeah to

(01:33:43):
think Yeah, and that was nic yeah thanky b All right,
Friday fail stories. First one here is from Nevada where
the cops they were called about a driver who was
driving terribly quote unquote, had driven off the road five
separate times. State troopers caught up with the driver asked
them how much they had to drink, and they responded
by saying only two shots. At the nearby casino, cops

(01:34:05):
had him take a breathalyzer greg where they drunk you
bet you know it. The driver arrested and then shouted
the troopers saying you ruined my life. Oh yeah. Turns
out the driver, forty four year old woman works or
should I say, used to work, solving criminal justice issues
related to d UIs and DUI arrests, and so now

(01:34:27):
she is awaiting her own DUI trial at some point
next month. So sailed social experiment. The X one is
about this woman who is at home cleaning her apartment
where she came face to face with a cockroach. Like Greg,

(01:34:48):
she freaked out. Yep, she went to the kitchen, she
grabbed some spray. Don't blame her lighter, used that combo
as a homemade blowtorch, as we all have at one point.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
She let that sucker up and up in flames. It
went along with the apartment. Oh no, Before she knew
what the fire had spread, it was out of control.
When it was all said and done, the apartment was toast.
It was a loss. Yeah, but I mean if it
has roaches, who want and one of the neighbors is
dead because they fell out of the window while they
were trying to escape the flames sails, Yeah, I mean,

(01:35:26):
just be slippy Mcslipperson. I guess I was thinking of
the same thing. Yeah, don't be slips and mcslippery. You
took the words out of my mouth. This is from
Maine with this guy. He was driving and he noticed
something fly off of his car, and that's where you remember, like,
oh my god, I left something on the roof. What

(01:35:49):
was on the roof? You ask, no, big child, seven
thousand dollars in cash. So the money landed in the
middle of the road and the guy he's pulling a
U turn at this point to go back and pick
it up. Well, halfway through the turn, he noticed that
another car had already slowed down, and by the time
he drove up to the money, another guy was scooping

(01:36:10):
it up and he grabbed most of it. He took off.
The whole thing caught on dash can the cops. They're
trying their best to find the guy who scooped up
the cash, but so far no luck in the window.

Speaker 9 (01:36:22):
Yeah, sail, I think that the most money I ever
held in my hand was three thousand dollars because I
sold a car. I think I held it in the
car on my way to the bank. I don't think
I even left my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
You're afraid some money grab I'm holding three thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
And when you go to the bank too. There were
those stories for a while that people were like watching
people leave the bank and following them home. Yeah yeah,
you know, Well Gregg's waving it around like a golden ticket. Yeah,
look what I got. This next one is from Florida.
This guy he went to a gas station. He robbed
the place. He took off with seven thousand dollars worth
scratcher tickets. All right, he y. He was long gone

(01:37:03):
by the time the cops got there. But then two
hours later he was back, this time no mask. Notice, guys.
He was there just to redeem some winning scratchers you go.
And he was in the store for about ten minutes.
Couldn't get the tickets to work, you know on ACNA
they were reported stolen. So he got in the car.
He drove to another gas station and there he robbed

(01:37:24):
that place for one hundred and twenty bucks. The cops,
they finally caught up to him, he was arrested and
he is now in fail jail, sailed best and brightest
dumb ass. And then here I'll give you one of
my favorite fail stories of the week. This is about
these two teenagers who came up with a way to
make some quick cash. They were pretty good with computers,
so they hacked into the database of a chain of

(01:37:46):
preschools and proceeded to steal the data and pictures of
thousands of students, and then from there they posted the
pictures on the dark web. They called the preschool they
demanded over eight hundred thousand dollars in Bitcoin to take
them down. The preschool's like, yeah, right, not having it.

(01:38:08):
They didn't care. We don't cave. So the two idiots
they started calling all of the parents of the kids
whose pictures they posted and were encouraging them, pushing them
to pressure the school into paying the eight hundred thousand dollars. Well,
the parents didn't care either. That didn't That didn't work.
Long story longer, the cops tracked them down and they

(01:38:29):
were taking the fail jail sale. They realized that they
weren't getting anywhere, and then they went to go like
try to apologize and say like, oh, well, we were
just blah blah blah blah blah, and yeah, just thanking.
This is where you used the excuse of social experiment.
It was just an experiment. It was just to point
out the security flaws in their system to show how
easy it was for them. The embarrassed you failed. You

(01:38:52):
should be thinking us right, I don't understand. This is
a weird way to say thank you. Yeah, breaking news.
Greg Gory had to take a me your work. Not
since the fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Or deft Woody Woody, Woody Hood.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
And now back to the Woody Show. Welcome back my
phones open eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can
send the text open two two nine eighty seven after
hours voicemail. When I came in here, Hey, Woody Show. Hey,

(01:39:29):
I'm just calling to say that I used.

Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
Well, I don't know about anybody else, but I use
Woody Show a slang in everyday life.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
I say, oh when things are old. And the other
day I was excited about something and I told my lady.
I said, I I down near Joe's.

Speaker 14 (01:39:49):
When it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:39:51):
She was not getting and so I had to explain
what that meant.

Speaker 14 (01:39:55):
And he was totally with both. I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:39:58):
I couldn't believe I was saying it, but you know whatever.

Speaker 17 (01:40:02):
Also, the footage with your friend pointed shotgun to the
guy's face is there any way we can get that posted.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
We got to see the footy anyways, Love you guys
and talk.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
To you all right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
You know that's that's a I mean, he's a business
owner and I doubt you know, I don't I don't know,
probably probably not publicly. Yeah, I can definitely show you guys. Yeah, yeah,
so yeah this watch it. This guy was trying to
rob my, my buddy. He's got his work truck. He
just runs like an audio visual company, so he does like,
you know, installation of stuff in people's out, running wires

(01:40:42):
through walls and hang TVs and do all that kind
of stuff. Right, So he's got all the stuff, you know,
this truck and this guy came in and tried to
rob him and then he saw him on his cameras
and came down, shirt off, shotgun and noise, yeah, and
put this barrel of the other the end of the
barrel the gun right up against his cheek and was
pushing his cheek up toward his eye and his top
of his nose. And the guy was big, badass.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
It's a great video. Get I love it. I see this,
I love it. But yeah, what he show slang is
definitely a thing. I mean, we do it when we're
by ourselves in the car, so as dumb as six
seven and all that stuff is we're ripping, we're getting
we're nipping and dripping and slipping, and they have a
history and they're way better.

Speaker 9 (01:41:24):
They can be explained. If somebody said, what does oh mean?
You could tell them true and then they would say, okay,
I will adopt that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
You know, I did have a moment to myself and
uh being somewhat reflective, uh yesterday and I I just
wanted to uh mention everybody, like, you know, the show
feels really good, you know, right now, Like it like

(01:41:53):
I'm having so much fun and I think it's it's
the most fun it's felt in a long time. And
I don't know what that is in particular, And I
don't know if like you guys felt that or if
it was just like something that that just I'm picking
up on, or it's pretty fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean,
you know, it's always been fun, but like, I don't know,
I'm having a lot of fun, and just like the

(01:42:16):
you know, just some of the directions of the conversations
and the different little things that just seem to you know,
pop up and everything and listeners and you guys, every
everybody's like, everything's in a really good place. Everything's gelling.
Yeah you know what I mean? Does that make sense?
So I just wanted to, right, I just I just

(01:42:36):
wanted to. I just wanted to, uh, you know, show
show some appreciation to you know, everybody works here on
the show and everybody who listens to the show, because
it's just been it's it's just been a lot of fun.
And I say, let's keep it up, you know, let's
keep doing that, right. I don't I don't know what

(01:42:57):
it is. I can't put my finger on it, like
on any one. Maybe it's not Maybe it's not one
particular thing. It's just you know, a combination of a
bunch of different stuff. But it's just been it's just
been fun. Yeah, and agree more and laughing and and
love you guys and appreciate you guys. That's all that's
not you se bass No, I appreciate. See, he knows

(01:43:21):
that he knows that he's he's uncomfortable in these types
of conversations. Just because it doesn't reciprocate, it doesn't mean right.
But I think he's got a hard time hearing it,
which is why he has to you know, b C.
Bass in all moments, right, Yeah, we appreciate just just

(01:43:43):
throwing it out there, but you and we say that
to people all the time, you know, we do appreciate
you guys listening and telling people about the show and
all this stuff, and uh, yeah, it's it's it's a
it's a cool gig. What made you think this way?
Just don't know. It was just every day I was
zoning out in the car and I was just kind
of thinking, like, uh, you know what, what we had
just left for the day, and you know, Greg and

(01:44:06):
Gina and I all kind of park in the same
area and we had just gone our separate ways, and
everybody's yelling in the garage, going bye bye, I take
care bye, And like I got I got in the
car with a smile on my face and I was
just laughing and I'm like, man and just and then
as I was dry as I'm just driving, you know

(01:44:27):
how you kind of get lost in your thoughts and
you just kind of things you got to do that
day or whatever, and I just got kind of stuck
in this in this moment where I was just thinking
about you know the show and how it's been I
say lately, I mean, like you know, for the last
like I don't know, handful of months or whatever, and
it's just been a lot of fun and the stuff
that we're talking about and doing, and just like I said,

(01:44:49):
the way the conversations just kind of the direction of
the conversation and everybody just seems to be in a
really good place and so I just I just I
just appreciate everybody in their contribution and it's just fun.
Let's keep doing that. Yeah, you're a great ship ship
steerer what stir? Which is also true.

Speaker 14 (01:45:11):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
I was trying to explain it to somebody the other day.
They said, so exactly, like you know, how would you
describe your job? I said, Really, my job as the
host is to kind of sit here and uh light
matches and kind of flick them in different directions and
then and then set fires like watch watch Like you know,
I can I can figure out like what's going to
get Gina going, that Greg's going to respond to, and

(01:45:32):
I know that how men is kind of it. So
my job is to like you know, I see little
puddles of gasoline and just flick lit matches towards them
and like and just around. Like that's kind of the
that's the job is to kind of start little things,
let them play out, chime in, move things along and
and I don't know what it was. People have asked
me that question a thousand times, and I felt that
was kind of the best way I've ever described it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
Yeah, I think you can describe that. But do you
ever get hit with this question? Because I do a
lot what's the about?

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:46:01):
Yeah, what what's your show about?

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
I said, we talk a lot of ish, and we
break balls and just have fun. And some of its news,
some of its dumb stuff like you know, uh, you
know whatever, Guess Who's gas? Or you know, cart narcs, games, different,
It's just a little bit of everything. We our whole,
our whole idea is to come in here and just
you know, have fun and just because what's your show about? Well,

(01:46:25):
we play a game called Guess Who's I send everybody
home and I say, hey, you know, when you feel
like you're about to fart, make sure you get your
phone to record it. That's pretty much enough about me.
What do you do for a living? Let's talk about
you and your job. Well, no, it's like, what's your
show about?

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
Blah blah, and then they make me go through this
whole explanation and then I don't listen to the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Yeah yeah, thanks yea, And somehow and somehow the check
still clear, you know. Yeah, all right, We're going to
take a quick break and thank you guys, appreciate you.
Showill be right back, show, We'll be right back. Where's
are your mother? Well, that's gonna do it for this hour.

(01:47:06):
That's gonna do it for today's show. That's it for
the week, everybody, really weekend time. So you set a
goal and then you just do what you can to
accomplish it. And here we are. That's what we set
out to do today, get through the morning as quickly
as we can, and now we call it quits. Full
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Anything else you missed on today's podcast, just go to
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Speaker 9 (01:48:15):
Please yeah tonight, remember that the real trick is to
make them beg for the treaty. That's been my motto,
Greg since nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, adopted a way back
when it's worked out pretty well. Uh huh, Yeah, you
gotta make them want it, you know, I totally leave
them laughing. Gena's right, it's pretty hot, right, it's pretty hot.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
All right? Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Yeah, Woody,
thanks so much for giving the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this week. You know we'd love it
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it and we will catch back here on Monday.
Have a happy Halloween on a great weekend. SMD Double
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