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It is November the fourth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome
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on this morning, you're on the Woody Show. Uh, let's see.
I got a text from Greg. He sent a text
to Gina and I and man was he belly aching?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh god?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I was, yeah, suicide.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Here, I'm going to read you the text verbatim. All right,
nice will agree.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It's six oh five and it was pitch black all caps,
over half an hour ago. So I won't be in
tomorrow or ever because I will have effing killed myself
with a rusty razor after ingesting pills and nineteen bottles
of booze, because there's no reason to live.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Correct, Greg, I'm the biggest sympathizer and agree with you
on all this. I didn't get a text message. That
hurts my hands, and I know I was laughing because
I literally just finished telling.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
My wife's uncanny how much you loved it.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'm like, oh my god, this is so weird because
I hated it. Yeah, I love it so depressed.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
You're going to need a welfare check every night.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah, I mean it's going to take a minute to
get used to it. But I hate it because six
o'clock comes around. You done what you have to do
for work the next day, and then you think, okay, cool,
now I can go outside and do X, Y and Z.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
No, so why don't you just wait until it gets dark.
It gets dark cirarly enough to do the stuff for work.
Then I guess, like a creature, this is called time management.
I have the same conversation with my my son Greg.
I'm a creature of habit. I like to do my
work at five pm. That is like my artificial deadline.
Like I have to be sitting at the computer at
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five get. I'm a big fan of routines.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yeah, and then when I'm done, then usually have dinner
or something like that, or go outside.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I was just telling Jen how much I love him.
This is great.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, you texted back that you were about to go
to bed.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Well, because I want to crazy with up yeah, I
was in bed last night at six eight. I was
at least laying in bed and I had Money Night
Football on, but I was I was laying in bed.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Awful, awful, so depressing. But yeah, I'll commiserate to you
via tech.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Gina says, I swear to god, I was just thinking
about you. Because of this, I will miss you in
a knife.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It just extra sucks because you know, we get up
in the middle of the night and it's dark, and
then we go home and I mean, do you nap anymore?
I try, but I'm not successful with napping. So you
get sunlight for like thirty minutes exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
So going back to how we adjust to daylight saving time,
even though you may have gotten that extra hours sleep,
but they're falling back. You still may feel groggy because
people just like the opportunity to say how groggy they are.
Because when the when the clocks go forward, we it's
never ending. We hear about how tired everybody is because
of the one the one hour difference of I at
least understand conceptually you've lost an hour on that one day.
(04:49):
But how can you tell me that you're extra groggy
if you've gained an hour because.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
It gets stark so early.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Now experts say any change in sleep patterns can be
just disruptive and just make you feel out of it.
Some people more affected by the clock change than others,
which I do understand. There are many people that it
couldn't handle our schedule even if they had to do it,
They just they couldn't do it. They say it may
take up to a week to recover from the end
of daylight saving time, and uh, they've got some tips
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on how to have your body adjust more easily.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
I always thought it was one day, like aet one
night of normal sleep and you're recovered.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Well when you travel, they say for every hour of
time change, it would take that many days. That many days.
So if it's one hour, that would be one day.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, right, and this is one hour for the day,
all right.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So here here are the tips according to the experts,
and how you can adjust better. Stick to your daily schedule,
so just following your usual schedule that just helps you
adapt faster. Apparently, Uh, getting outside and soaking up some sunlight,
even just sitting by a window to catch some sun
that helps reset the body's internal clock.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
Okay, Greg, try and find sunlight.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Well again, if you would just instead of doing the
work when the sun is up, do the work when
the sun is down. Although as we get deeper into
the winter, by five o'clock or close to five o'clock,
it will be dark.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Like yeah, so it starts getting dark so early.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Also a tip avoid taking naps because it's tempting. But
they say that mid day snooze could keep you from
getting a bed, getting into bed early enough.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's true, but God love that. It is definitely true.
But I also love it.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I do have a rule for naps, like I love naps.
Those are a big thing for me in my schedule.
Time I do one pm, what oh wow. If I
haven't taken it, if I haven't like gone to take
the nap by one pm, it's not happening. Don't start
your nap at one pm. Yeah, yeah, no, because then
that's what's going.
Speaker 11 (06:47):
To keep you up three hours. Okay, So you have
to be done by what time?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Three three thirty?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
So the latest is, you know, like say noon, So
I try to get out of here, get home, immediately
shut it down.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
And the reason it's three hours is because I've read
a lot about sleep and the sleep cycle is ninety minutes,
So you either got to do like a power nap
twenty minutes or so, or you gotta do the full
ninety minutes. If you go over ninety minutes, you got
to stay down for three hours another ninety minutes because
otherwise you wake up and that's when you're out of it,
because you're right in the middle of that cycle and
it'll throw you off.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Is that all true?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I found it to be true. Personally, I found it
to be true. I mean, it could be different for
other people.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
I used to found it to be true in that
twenty minute thing, because it takes me a god an
hour to fall asleep. So yeah, you couldn't even get
twenty minutes because it's going to take that long to
fall a sleep. But if I do fall asleep unintentionally
and I'm only out for like twenty minutes, I do
feel great.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
The Sleep Foundation recommends keeping a steady sleep schedule, having
regular bedtime routine, avoiding caffeine in the afternoon and evenings,
not doom scrolling, and using a sleep mask.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
In earplugs oh so uncomfortable. Yeah, I agree. I don't
like to sleep mask or the ear plus.
Speaker 11 (08:01):
Greg, You're my hero because I You're the only human
being I know that doesn't sleep with their phone in
the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I was put on the podcast I put on like
my buddy Mark Madden his show.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I'll listen to that. I'll listen to Steelers Nation Radio
on the.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Iheartradiot, so it's not on all night.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, sep sleep time or like now that my my
f a check Ride is coming up from my pilot's license,
I'm listening to a lot of like check Ride prep
to sleep. Yeah, that's that's keeping me away because that
I'm listening and I'm playing the lights on TV going Really,
(08:40):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
And that's that's why I like it getting darker earlier,
because as I try to be a responsible person and
get a good chunk of sleep, when it's getting darker earlier,
like it's it's naturally putting my body in a state
of like shutting down. So that way it's easier for
me to get into bed. Like in the middle of
the summer, when it's bright and sunny, like, yeah, someone's
(09:04):
lawnmower still going. While I do love summer It's like,
it's harder for me to fall even if the blackout
shades are drawn.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Because you know what's on the other side of those exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You know, the sunshine people are happy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Around ten million Americans like Greg are affected by seasonal
effective disorder SAT ten million.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I would have thought it had got to get you.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Gotta get a pink light, right.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's related to the change of seasons. Symptoms off and
you know, starting late in the fall. But there are
steps that you can take to manage it, from sun lamps, yeah,
to eating certain foods, to being social and those can
help you combat the seasonal effective disorder.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
When I lived in New York, I used to use
one of those lights, really, Dan, And.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
I think smell would help too, Like if you smelled suntan.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Oh, yeah, like latex, Yeah, that would put me in
a good mood.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
As far as the food, they recommend foods rich in
antioxidants like dark chocolate, blueberry, spinach, sammon.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Sure, those are all good.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Get some vitamin D, like a vitamin D supplement for
your bone and immunity health also can help regulate mood.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's what they say, all right.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Exercising outdoors and the cold can be intense, but also
that helps with seasonal effective disorderating really yeah, and then
I'll get by a little help from your friends. So
spend some time with your besties, with your homies, yeah,
because avoiding isolation is important. So don't just stay in
your house like I'll bummed out.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
Yeah it's so easy too, because I never want to
go anywhere, even to the store once it's dark.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Out, I know, and well I'm in for the night.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
If you had to pick, would you rather live somewhere
where it's you know how there's parts of the world
that it's dark all the time, or it's light all
the time? What would you pick? I would do light
all the time. I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Midnight sun Yeah, well, I think that would get really old.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Be easier to deal with though.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
They're just living in darkness.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, i'd be sad. I think both would suck. Both
would suck.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Like, I think you would end up in the same position.
I think you would end up with. In other words,
I think you would end up in the same mental
state no matter if it was light all the time
or dark. I think either one would probably leaving the
same place.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
But I think venture shades.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Yeah, the dark all the time.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
I think the crime rate would be through the roof,
because commits their crimes at night.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, it would be so bizarre. I think I would
go light, but it's more practical. I would assume that
would just drive you just as crazy. I do want
to at some point, I want to go in one
of those rooms that are so sound proof that they say,
uh that you hear your blood pumping.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, I have access to the one, you really do. Yes, Yes,
you can't stay in there very long? Why because a
panic attack.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Really, nobody has stayed in there longer than a few minutes. Really,
and they even offer to pay, like to anybody who
can stay in there for an hour. I think it
was like a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
What you can do it? I feel like I could
do it.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
I think you could do it.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Yeah, I don't know. If I probably just in there
they get sick.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I mean I'd be willing to try. Yeah, I don't know.
Apparently it makes you feel weird.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah that's kind of cool. But that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
If you didn't know, I think you get an anxiety
attack if you didn't know why you were hearing, right,
But the fact that you know you're in this room
and it's so sound proved that that's why you're hearing it.
That would make that would make sense to you, and
you wouldn't freak out because you would know what it is,
so you.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Think you can beat it.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
That's why you want to do it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
No, I just want I wanted to experience it.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
It's negative twenty five decibels.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Negative apparently, okay, and the cash prize apparently as a rumor.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'd be willing to try it. Yeah, it sounds cool
because they have it at the JBL office. That's the
one that I went into. And once they closed the door,
speaker people. Yeah, yeah, and once they close the door,
it's just that's cool. You want it, I would do it? Yeah,
you want to go?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Now when you yell in there? Does it sound weird?
It's not reflecting? That's crazy? Like does it even make
a sound?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I know?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Can you just hear it like internally right organization?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So sound that's escaping, Because the sound that's escaping, it's
not reflecting back, so it's not coming back to your ear.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
It would plably sound like you were super far away from.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, water so weird. Well, their office is really cool.
I mean, we're what we're way into sound so obviously
because what we do, but uh, the stuff that they
do there is crazy. They put me in like this thing.
It'll hit sound on you in a full like if
you were standing in the middle of a basketball or
something like that. Yeah, yeah, it's it's weird. You can't
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even explain it. This is such a trip.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
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Speaker 13 (14:37):
Show.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it's November fourth. I
keep forgetting today's election day.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, I forget so many places across the country. Really
to get a stiffer, I.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Know, dude, I've paid so little attention to I've like
tuned out on politics so hard, and on news in general.
Meet I feel like the only place I'm getting news
is when I get here. Me too, And I used
to keep up with it more. And then I hired
dumb ass Tyler to do a bunch of stuff like
(15:09):
before the show, to kind of like pull all that
stuff where I used to be on all the websites
and finding these different things and getting them, like, you know,
prepared for the show. I hired him to do that
so it would get me a little extra time in
the morning. And so now I'm like, kinda I'm just
at the mercy of whatever dumb ass Tyler has brought
to How scary is that?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Yeah, that's a lot of trust.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
My portal into reality is dumb ass Tyler.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
When time off and I get back for all I
know world War three has started.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I wouldn't know, yeah, because if you look at if
you look at the Instagram, which if I'm on social
media at this point, it's Instagram. I can't even tell
you the last time I went on on Twitter account.
I used to go on there to research some more
of the new stuff because all the news accounts.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Twitter is kind of for news, but the last time
you were on it, what it was called Twitter?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
And Instagram.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Instagram is just more for stuff and stuff that I
can send to my wife, like go check out this
really cute golden retriever. Yeah, some other funny stuff, a
lot of flying videos on of plane stuff, but stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
But yeah, that's it. I've really, I've really made a
point to just ignore most things.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
Yeah, it's for the best. You'll say, you're saying, I forget.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Who I was. Uh, it's bad? Was it?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Pete Davidson? He said he's just completely off social media?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Nice, Well he needed it, like, yeah he was.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The next level is at Sharon where he doesn't have
a phone, doesn't even have a phone. Yeah, he has
email and that's how you get a hold of Yeah,
And like I just realized, like when you when you're
on some of these things, like most of stuff you're
even looking at, like the stuff that is getting posted
by people like I don't even care who cares, Like
I don't care about any of this stuff. This is
like it's supposed to be like an algorithm that I'm
(16:49):
interested in. So now it's like I seek out things.
So I found myself more on YouTube now.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah, YouTube, because I'll look at something that I'm interested in,
and all of a sudden, it's the rabbit hole all
the other things that you'll be interested in based on
what you already watched. I signed up for YouTube Premium
what because I got sick of the the ads, like
in the right in the middle of the video, right
in the good part.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It was thought about you.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
The other night, I was watching a Depeche Mode video
on YouTube as you do, right, and.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Halfway through the song, I should get this YouTube. Yeah,
so YouTube premium, no no more ads? And what is
that one? I don't know. I have no idea. That's
they threw it to me.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
They pictured it to me right in the middle. Said
you know you could skip these ads and go click soul. Yeah,
I'd even look. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Well, anyway, Tay's Election Day.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
It's a National candy Day, get rid of it so
much leftover Halloween candy. It's National Day of Community Service. Uh,
It's National easy bake oven Day. Oh, the idea is.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Better than the reality. The light bulb that bakes.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
It takes forever. And then there's like it's a it's
one of those like Trader Joe's to bite brownies when
it's done. It's a row Dinner Day. And it's also
used your common sense day today every day, please do
all right? We got the birthdays of the porn of
Birthday coming up here in just a moment of first
minute's gonna tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Well, Stranger Things actor David Harbor. He he's the dad
and stranger of things. He's not having a good couple
of months recently because he got divorced from singer Lily Allen.
And then Lily Allen came out with a whole album
talking about their divorce, and she apparently was saying that
he cheated, even though other people say they had an
(18:33):
open marriage. But oh no, it's not going well there now.
Entertain was married to a British singer what What song?
Because the name sounds familiar.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
You very much. She has quite a few songs that Alfie.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, you'd remember it. Yeah, because alternative ratio stesses
were playing her songs for a bit. All right, I'll
look it up, Okay, look it up, all right. Also,
continuing the story, not very good entertainment websites are reporting
that Millie Bobby Brown filed the harassment uh acclaim against
(19:14):
him before they started filming this last season, and just
saying that he was bulling her and harassing her uh
the Also the claims do not have any sexual background
on that, so don't don't think about that, but just
saying that he was being very mean on set. Lily Allen,
this is the first video that came up but soon okay,
(19:35):
all right.
Speaker 14 (19:37):
Yeah, song called smile yeahone.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
And just like her cuddling and that was some good
the videos on YouTube premium. Oh yeah, but I do
remember this song for so.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You can.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Be she was married to the Stranger things soon yeah,
and before that she was very too a guy for.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Crystal Method.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
I feel like this is when we worked together years ago.
That song came out like maybe like two thousand and eight. Yep,
absolutely is that.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
One that was?
Speaker 15 (20:31):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Actually she the one whose dad is no, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Also, just to add to the pile of crap, apparently
there was some woman that was staying at his house
ten years ago and she jumped out of a window.
And now people are talking about that like such a
cool guy. What's up? I don't know, but you know,
when stuff starts going down, people start piling on, piling
on like crazy. All right, moving on, did you see this?
(21:02):
The speculation is over. Jennifer Aniston does have a man.
His name is Jim Curtis. Just saw that. And if
you don't know who that is, he is a hypnotist,
author and wellness coach. Oh yeah, apparently Jennifer. Don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I've never really heard anything about her as a person.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I've heard that she's.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Really nice, oh really yeah, But I mean, I don't
know if she's weird, not that I've heard.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
But she could be.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
She seems like she just be kind of normal and chill.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah, and it's always weird, Like I don't know, you know,
why she never really seemed to, you know, stand out.
I guess it doesn't really matter, but it's just surprising,
like she's rich, she's famous, she's pretty. Yeah, she seems cool.
Like how did she not have like some perfect guy?
Speaker 11 (21:45):
Yeah, well but she did, she just didn't didn't stay.
I mean she's had a lot of like Brad Pitt,
she's had justin.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Thorroawu, I know that's what I mean. Like you know
somebody who just that's just stuck. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
But they went in Instagram official guy. She's off the market.
Over at HBO Max. The TV show Welcome to Darry Yeah,
the third biggest hit ever next to House of the
Dragon and the Last of Us. Okay, okay, got it, Sorry,
(22:16):
we got there. We two shows I didn't watch, so
I'm sorry I didn't stick it to memory. But you
you said you watched it, Gina, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
I saw the first.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
It's it's supposed to be very disturbing and weird, but
I'm like Greg, and everything is funny to me now,
Like it's just not.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Scary, So I guess it's good. I'll stick around. But
it's not that scary to me.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
I'm John Stephen King novel, right, but yeah, it's based
on it, okay, and like kind of the origin story gotcha.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, Now for Sammy, did you see this? This story
is not going away. Julia fox Halloween costume really upset
the Kennedy family. If you did not see she dressed
up as Jackie l the day that Kennedy got shot,
or the same dress everything, but the version that she
was warring for Halloween was covered in blood.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
Yeah, that's been a that's been a costume before. I mean,
she didn't even it looks like she didn't even have
a JFK with her with the half head blown off,
because I've seen that as.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
A couple of shots.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Way classier than she but you know, she's.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, well she's famous. So it got a lot of attention,
and they say it was not very classy. They said
it was desperate and disgusting as well.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
Well, Halloween is supposed to be horrific costume, scary, horrific moment.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, all right, now in the dumbest headline I've seen, uh,
Like in the past week, fans think Justin Trudeau's Halloween
costume is a nod to Katie Perry. He was dressed
as the shark from when she performed at the Super Bowl.
I think I think it's a.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Nonrec What do you think I never understood that, what,
like what the obsession was over that whole thing?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Stupid left shark thing because he was dancing like so off. Yeah,
even it looks like he's snuck on stage in the costume.
Is that what it was? Poreography? Yeah, he wasn't dancing
in sync. Yeah. I was kind of wonder like, what
the that's a big obsession with that?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Was?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
That and uh what did the fox say?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I never liked that people pretend to be in that,
they pretended to be into.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Uh, who's the dude from American Idol to tried out
William dude?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Shot the hon dog? Oh yeah, dog?
Speaker 16 (24:27):
You know whatever for the birthday, were gonna shiver, were
gonna she was like, it's and you know you don't
all right?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Starting with the celebrity, he is, Happy birthday to Sammy's favorite.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Did he fifty six years old? Are you going to
blow a call into the person today?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Actually can we wrap this up?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
There a story that did he get ah, did he
get attacked or something?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I saw that over the weekend.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
There's again we talked about he woke up to somebody
like holding.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
A knife, I didn't read it because I didn't care
yabout Sammy.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
If everybody would have, right, maybe it was like the
old first to know about it, talking about these alphareigthms,
like I've been seeing stuff lately, like it's a month
old popping up in my feet now, like it's.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
New poor Dinny, Right, guys. Yeah, Matthew McConaughey is fifty
six years old. Ralph Maccio, Daniel Russo and the crowdate
Kid movies, Cobra Kai.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
He's sixty four, possible he looks twenty five.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Former First Lady Laura Bush first of All. Bush is
seventy nine. Bethany Frankel, one of the original Real Housewives
of New York City and a legit multimillionaire thanks to
that whole like Skinny Girl. Oh yeah, thanks fifty five Today.
Jeff Probes, the host of Survivor, is sixty four. Celebrity chef.
He's an Austime houses pie. Curtis Stone is fifty years old,
(25:52):
and Kathy Griffin, Oh, he is sixty five. Left her
for the bottom of the shoe.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
No, she's in that movie weapons right your is Michelle Moist.
Moist and Today's birthday Girl.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
She's juggled more balls than the Harlem Globetrotters, and ninety
three fine films, including a bunch that are play on
her name, like Experience Miss Moist. She was in forecast
calls for Hot Wet Moist. She was in Hot Wet Lesbians,
also Deep Moist Treatment Volume one. Then she's also been
(26:26):
some other films like Between the Cheeks. She was in
Baby Loves the Shaft Volume eleven. She was in Smoking
and Masturbating in the Sun and who Can Forget her?
Unforgeta role in Danger Type Vagina Ahead, Look.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Danger. That's Michelle Moyst, who's thirty nine years old. Today.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
That's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
a Tuesday morning look at what's happening in the world
of entertainment here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Is all right, welcome back.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I got this uh delivery and it had my wife's
name on it. It was an Amazon delivery, and it
had all this random stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
And she didn't order any that. I didn't order anyth that.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I'll order stuff off of our Amazon Sometimes stuff I
order comes with her name on the label.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I mean, no big deal. I didn't order it. Nobody
in our house ordered this stuff.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
And it was like a seat cushion, you know, like
people with a bad back, like we'll have like an
extra like almost like a memory phone kind of thing.
There there was that there was just something like just
random like this organizer I don't even know, look almost
kind of like a like a tackle box looking thing.
Uh huh, different I don't know, maybe for like crafts,
(27:46):
different buttons or beads or is that what's called kaboot.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
They were back in the day and they still have them.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Is that where the whole a kitten kaboodle came from?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, it's just what I we didn't order it. That's
so strange. Now what's that thing called where? Uh they're doing? Brush?
You're brushing? Okay.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
I was trying to tell my wife that I've heard
of something happening where you'll get random stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
But what are they trying to do? Again? Okay, we're
going hard this. It's I forget though the same way.
Speaker 15 (28:18):
It's like it's if they send it to a resident
and it's marked just delivered to a real life address,
that gets them credibility in the system, I.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Believe, And they want fake reviews. I'm looking at right now,
so I'm supposed.
Speaker 15 (28:30):
To review this stuff now, but it'll be it'll be
marked as because they just send it to any address,
but it'll be marked as like actually delivered, right.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, I'll be marked is delivered and sold, So it
like helps them on the reviews. Also they will put
like fake QR codes in there, and they want you
to they put it in your information.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
There was Joe kind of on them if you just
keep it and move on with your life.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
There was there was nothing in there, but it was paperwork.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
Is it just to have a confirmed purchase so that
it will be four thousand people ordered this, But really
it's just then ordering it and sending it to their
firmed account.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Because there are like piles of trash on Amazon that
are like best user, you know best most bottom?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Am I am I in the wrong? If we like,
what are we supposed to do with this stuff?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Can we keep it?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You're supposed to report it. We did.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
We called Amazon and said we didn't order this stuff,
and they go, we're not quite sure where it came
from either, and nothing will.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Happen and that's the end of it.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
And it was in there but it was a box
that had that Amazon tape, so weird, the Amazon.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Brand taped over it paper tape. Yeah, my wife's name
on it. It looked like any other Amazon delivery.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
And there wasn't anything that you ordered that hasn't come yet.
Speaker 15 (29:40):
No, okay nothing. This is like the next level, like
it was really weird. Step one and then step two,
question mark, Step three, profits of it?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
What is China? What are you doing to China? This
is mysterious.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yeah, because I told my wife said, maybe we should
just donate this stuff because I don't want to be
in possession of it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, you've done nothing. I'm not going to jail over this.
We'll be right back shows all right, into.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Another new hour Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Thank you for being here. I'm on it. That's great.
Speaker 15 (30:19):
Gory.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, we got menace?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
What is up?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
High?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
What are you working at sea a bass? There's Sam
Morgan's here? No reason the reason?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Laugh what I'm just getting ready?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What? What?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
What just went through your mind in that moment? I
don't know fun being honest, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Start randomly cracking up. I look up at most it's
just like Chuck late Yeah, is it residual high?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Okay, all right, that was that was strange. Yeah, I'm
not having a great time, don't get me wrong, but
I'm enjoying myself. Yeah, we're all having the blast.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
It's all good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. I will try that new game out again.
Can you get back through?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It?
Speaker 8 (31:03):
So funny?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So you know what it is. Here's here's what I've learned.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
You know, if you ever watched the Howard Stern movie
back in the day at that time, he said, and
that's when I learned a very important lesson lesbians equal ratings, right,
and that that time has has passed.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
You know, we moved on.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Uh, the dumber, the dumber things are, the more people
like them.
Speaker 9 (31:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I found like the the just the more, the more dumb,
the more silly, get.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
A big response. Yeah, people like to participate.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
You guys like really simple things, which is great because
instead of us, you know, dumb people sitting around trying
to think of like some high level idea, is something
so stupid, something so dumb? Like and it was all
from the one day we were trying to get somebody
called back in. We called a name and they were
supposed to call back with a certain amount of time,
(31:56):
and uh, we got disconnected and we were looking for
that person. Yeah, and we just kept going through and
people like that was the funniest thing they've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
And I'm like a kept answering the call.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Hey girl, Yeah, so you know there's a new contest.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Can you get back through? And we'll tell you so,
like you'll call in, Uh, we'll give.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
You a password and then the the the task is
you got to try to call back in to the
same number, the radio station number and get through in
that time. But everybody else is trying. The rest of
the listeners are trying to keep you from being able
to get through. Yeah, and we'll just keep going through
the phones, hoping that you pick up or that we
pick up and you're on the other end.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
It's the dumbest contest. Yeah, but people love that stuff.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
I know the guy was able to do it last time.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah. Yeah, but what do we give you? Like five minutes? Yeah,
I think it was five minutes. We set the time.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Look, it's it's stupid, but it's your chance to win something.
We got that coming up. Gina Grad's got this morning's
trending news headlines.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Well, an announcement hit this morning that former VP Dick
Cheney died at eighty four years old. Yeah, forty six,
Vice president from two thousand and one to two thousand
and nine under President George W. Bush and with big
part of the remember the war on Terror in the
early two thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Face he did that, that was part of the war
on Terror.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Yeah, His family released a statement saying he died from
complications of pneumonia and heart disease. And just a little
background on this guy. He spent nearly four decades working
on the Capitol. He was the youngest White House Chief
of Staff under President Ford Ow represented Wyoming in the
US House of Representatives, Secretary of Defense under President Bush Senior,
then VP under President Bush Junior. No, he's known for
(33:39):
being the most politically active and influential.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
VP in history.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, well, he'll be missed.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
Elections are happening all over the country today, and even
though it's not a presidential year, the results are going
to show how voters feel about the big parties and
their big policies. So here's just a couple of the
key races that people are going to be watching. California
Prop fifty, that's the whole redistricting saying. Now, this measure
would let the state redraw its congressional map, which would
pretty much help Democrats gain up to five US House seats.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah, and that's such a substantial lead. Yeah, sixty support. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
New York City's mayoral race.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Those are candidates Zoran Mamdani, who is a socialist Democrat.
He would be the New York's first Muslim mayor, former
Governor Andrew Cuomo, who's an independent, and Curtis Leewall, who's
a Republican. And New Jersey's governor race. That's Republican Jack
Cidarelli against Democrat Mikey Cherrell. And since New Jersey usually
votes Democrat, this race is going to show whether Republicans
(34:37):
are gaining any ground or none at all. And Week
nine wrapped up last night with the Cardinals taking on
the Cowboys. The Cardinals gave.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Dak Prescott a tough night, sacking him five times, forcing
three turnovers a born game.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, the two teams of losing records. You know that
used to be the Thursday night matchup. You know, like
the THURSDA night football matchups were always garbage, and those
have been pretty good. And now it's like, you know,
Sunday night, Thursday night, and these Monday nights have been
dogs for the most part.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Week Well.
Speaker 11 (35:06):
Wide receiver Marvin Harrison Junior also had one of his
best games of the season. He caught seven passes for
ninety six yards and a touchdown that did help the
Cardinals win twenty seven to seventeen. And actress Diane Ladd
somebody I know Morgan knows from a ton of movies.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
Oh yeah, I love her so much.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
She passed away at eighty nine years old. She was
a three time Oscar now mama.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
She she Lord Dirt, Laura Dirt's Wait, I still don't
know another actor we're talking about either.
Speaker 11 (35:34):
Yeah, she was an actress and tons of movies, TV theater,
big standout roles and again some of Morgan's favorites Alice
doesn't Live here Anymore, Wild at Heart, Ramblin Rose.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:44):
Two of those were with her daughter, Laura Dern, who
posted a very nice tribute saying her mom was an
amazing hero. And are you familiar with Bruce Dern? That's
her father. Nope, said this was a tremendous actress.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You don't know, Bruce Rucie, Yeah, old Bruce. I'm looking
up Lauren Dern. Laura, Laura Laura Dern.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
I mean, did you ever see dress that's.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Not going to be like the same way that he
mentions people? We go, who the f is that? Jurassic Mark?
And I'm not And I've heard the name and I
couldn't tell you why.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
Christmas vacation she was. She's one of the grandma's.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, oh, you know what, I think Clark's mom, right.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Yeah, the like classy one.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, Clark's mom. Right, it looks beautiful.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
I thought I knew the name Diane Ladd, but I
couldn't tell you from where.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, I know she was Laura Durn's mom. Yeah, there
you go, learning so much?
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Is she British?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 10 (36:39):
No, no, good, try the more sounds like a British name.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Well.
Speaker 11 (36:42):
The Trump administration has announced that they'll release half of
the usual SNAP benefits for people on the program. However,
none of it will be available for new applicants this month,
and even with some money coming in, it's going to
take time. States are going to need to update their
systems to handle the snap payments, and the USDA says
it could take weeks or even months for some to
do that updates. There what all this is happening, by
(37:04):
the way, as the government shut down drags into its
fifth week with no end in.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Sight, it's a new record, like an all time record,
like the longest shutdown ever.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
We're number one.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Garbage is what it is.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
It is gonna go past the holidays. I'm telling you
they don't care.
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Then they don't get a brain.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
You know all about that, but you don't know about
Laura Dern.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Yeah, a guy in Chicago was arrested in charge yesterday
after he threatened to kill President Trump on social media.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
He's fifty seven years old.
Speaker 11 (37:32):
He posted a selfie style video back in mid October,
and he said he was going to get some guns
and take care of business himself. He continued by saying
he was tired of all the effing frauds and that
people needed to f and die. And he ended the
video by saying that Trump should be executed.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
See, and this is the problem. These people will get
so crazy, like politics just completely destroys them. Yeah, you know,
and like assumes people I have a number of people
in my life, friends, family members and such were is
like the super Bowl, Like it's it's it's such a
whatever election day totally. But it's not even the midterms.
(38:07):
It's not a presidential election. But man, they're all over
Their whole day is just surrounding, you know, like centered
on this election today.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
And you're going to see so many stickers, so many.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Stickers, like they're they're they're like, can't They've canceled other
plans because they're going to be home watching like returns.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
I'm like, wow, for people that we pay their employees,
they don't care about you.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Right, they're approving right now. They don't actually care about you,
yeah at all.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
You're not getting snap benefits, You're not getting paid.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, what's week.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
The video of this dude made it to a concerned citizen,
which is nice. He reported to the local authorities and
the dude was charged with making a threat in interstate
commerce to injure a person and if he's convicted, he
could look at five years in prison. And finally, just
another reminder that the Mega millions drawing is tonight. That
jackpot is up to oh nothing, eight hundred million and
(39:01):
no one has won a jackpot in November since twenty sixteen.
It's been growing since June when somebody won in Virginia
in Friday's drawing. More than half a million tickets won
these little, smaller prizes and the whole total payout was
like eleven million.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
They're five bucks at piece, Greg, Yeah, I know that much.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
They were they were two.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
Now there's not a power ball five.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I thought power balls two bucks. I don't know. That
might be five as well. I don't know. I always
find these kind of complicated.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Well, if somebody, yeah, there's a lot of them. If
someone matches all six numbers, it's going to be the
ninth largest Mega million's jackpot ever. And yeah, they're five
bucks drawings or every Tuesday and Friday at eleven pm Eastern.
The odds of winning any prize are one in twenty
three that's great dollar, but the jackpot that's.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
One in two hundred and ninety year, like.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Greg to stick with Keno, Yeah right, it's I saw
a guy at the Communion store earlier in the week
and he was buying like.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
A fistful in each ticket. I swear was minimum twenty bucks.
Y like on those scratchers. Yeah, you know, and he
had like a ton of them.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
That's an addiction.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
It was like, how much would you just spend on scratchers?
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Yeah, those are the ones that have the big prizes.
But imagine spending twenty bucks on a scratcher.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
On one scratcher I did once. I got crazy think
about it. It's like one pool on a twenty dollars
slop machine.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Way can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Greg, I'll tell you this, Greg, I did win one
hundred dollars. That's good. And how much I quit the game?
Twenty bucks on a twenty dollars ticket.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
This is the most I've ever won on a scratcher
was one hundred. Yeah, and that was a I think
it was a one dollar ticket.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I never played again. Turn I never won ever.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
You never win.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
I don't think I've ever won either, or get like
a play again.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Well, we talked about this all the time, and Sammy
says it's like part of people's DNA or something. The
winners just win because, dude, I'm telling you, we have
listeners that come to come out to every single event
and I'll do raffles and somehow they win every time,
even though there are like a couple hundred people there.
A couple hundred people there, and they get picked every time.
Speaker 12 (41:03):
How something that says that luck is genetic, I don't
know the science side, and there were studies done and
that luck is genetic.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I don't know, but dude, I'm sorry to believe that
from the scientific standpoint make any sense. I could blame
my parents for never winning. So there was this one contest.
I'm like, okay, there's as let me do a new
way of giving away gift card, right, So I went
and I hid somewhere. I wrote down a number in
on my hand, I closed it, and I went around
(41:31):
the crowd of hundreds of people. And the guy that
won is a guy that shows up to every single event.
He guessed the number. I'm like, how how did this
guy gets sixty nine? Like something obvious for any listener
in the show? No, it was seventeen, but I'm just like, dude.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Three brothers in California, I guess their mom died and
they were going through the attic and they found a
pristine copy of the first Superman comic from nineteen thirty nine.
It's going up for auction. I thought about Greg and
that guitar. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
You done anything with that yet?
Speaker 7 (42:06):
A couple of days from now, I'm meeting with a
quote appraiser expert.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Greg was given these guitars. Yeah, I got when his
brother died. One guitar in three basses.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah. And it turns out these guitars, at least one of.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
Them, one of them, yes, is potentially worth a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah. It doesn't have a series. It was unknowns to
your your brother.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
I'm assuming he knew a lot about basses, so I
think he knew that was his most valuable one. I
don't know how he didn't sell it already. Yeah, but
it's called a Lembic, which is apparently is like a
cool brand a bass.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah, so I mean, but not not exactly this, not
exactly for Superman. Yeah, it's going up for auction. It
could sell for over six million dollars. I'm just sitting
in someone's attic.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
That's luck.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
That's right, got some serious FU money. If you still
miss your mom at that point though.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Right, say that im Yeah, she had a good life
because if it wasn't for that, we would have never
been going through this attic. That's exactly right. Got to
find a silver lining, you know. Guys.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
All right, so let's let's take the break and then
we'll come back and we'll get somebody on the line
to see if you can get back through. And again,
everybody else, you have a role on this as well,
because you have to try to call in to keep
the other person from getting back through and getting the prize.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Else it's not a game effort. You know.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
We can actually add another wrinkle to it. Yeah, all right,
so let's get a contestant. You will have to try
to get back through in the five minutes. Okay, if
you do that, we'll give you a prize. If we
get to the five minutes and we haven't gotten to
that person yet, the last person on the phone that
we talked to, they'll be the winner. Incentivizes you see, Yeah,
(44:00):
this is how ideas happened.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
This is this is how the next great get. It's
the dumbest thing ever. It's a can you get back through?
If you want to be the person that's trying to
get back through, give us a call eight seven seven
forty four Woody No.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Woody show text Dan eight seven, Yeah, look at me,
call in. We're gonna play this game dumb, it's it's
it is.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
We'll it's a it's a new game. We played it
once before. It's called can you get back through?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
That's like eight seven seven forty four?
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Woody Morgan's been working on. It's getting somebody uh lined up.
Let's say how to Curtis.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Curtis.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Curtis, Hey, guys, good morning.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
What are you doing. Curtis doing well? All right, having
to work. Listen to you guys.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
All right, So Curtis, the deal is, uh, we're gonna
talk to you here for a second, and then as
soon as we hang up, you're gonna have to get
back through.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Same number.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
You just call it eight seven seven forty four. Go
five minutes to do that. Now, Morgan did give you it.
Don't tell me what it is, don't say it on
the air. But Morgan gave you a password, right she did. Okay,
that way we know it's actually Curtis because a lot
of people might try to pretend I'm Curtis.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Well Curtis, yeah, all right, Curtis. Hear the first route? Yea, yeah, alright,
So you know how dumb it is. It's super super dumb,
all right, So we're gonna We're gonna hang on now.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Everybody else call in eight seven seven forty four Woody
and h Curtis is gonna have five minutes to call in.
Your job as the listeners are to keep calling and
jamming up the phone lines to keep Curtis from getting through. Now,
if we get to the five minute mark and we
haven't talked to Curtis yet, whoever is that last person
on the line, they will be the winner and they're
(45:48):
gonna win.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
The prize, steal it from Curtis. See how that works?
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Uh huh, all right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
All right, Curtis, I'm gonna hang up on anybuddy.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Time time starts right now.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Okay, all right, let's go uh right to the phones.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, what is show? Who's this? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
This?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Is me saying, oh yeah, it doesn't sound anything like Curtis.
I would thank you for the call. What do you show?
Who's this.
Speaker 9 (46:19):
From Mondo?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
What's your zodiac sign? Oh? It's laughing?
Speaker 7 (46:28):
Great, it's cool. You think you would know that about show?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Who's this? Hello? Walter? Hey, Walter, Walter, not Curtis. Does
he know his zodiac Sorr? Yeah? You know what your
zodiac sign is What does that mean? Sammy?
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Well that's in.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah, all right, what do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (46:52):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (46:53):
There's a scene though from Ontario, not Curtis, and I
don't believe them. All right, what do you show? Who's this? List?
How are you? How are you this morning?
Speaker 15 (47:06):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
You're doing great?
Speaker 9 (47:08):
Are you?
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (47:09):
We're doing good? Any thoughts on capricorns?
Speaker 15 (47:14):
No, I'm a leo, so we only love leos.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Everybody knows that. Thank you call, Thanks for listening to
the show. See what do you show? Who is this?
All right? Hello on poop? Hey is this Curtis?
Speaker 9 (47:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I love you, Morgan, sweet Curtis. What do you show?
Who is this? Curtis?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
What?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
What is the password?
Speaker 18 (47:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
You guys got me.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Lying, liar? What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (47:55):
Michael?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Michael? All right, Michael, not Curtis? Michael. How old were
you when you lost your virginity? Eighteen eighteen?
Speaker 4 (48:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Right, all right, that's respectable? All right, solid? What do
you show? Who is this? We're two minutes in, by
the way, Yeah, who is this? Nope? Sean not Curtis.
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (48:24):
Elvis from San Dimo, Oh way, oh.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
My god, what do you show? Who is this? Yeah?
Who is this? Hey?
Speaker 17 (48:35):
Sean?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Oh Sean? What's your favorite band of all time?
Speaker 9 (48:42):
Sublime?
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Sublime? Good choice, Seemon Alter Ego? What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (48:48):
Brian Jacksonville, North Carolina. I love bb wh.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
There's a guy, another guy, not Curtis. What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (49:00):
Danny?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Hey? Danny's Danny. Danny just sounds like he's chilling. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Danny, thank you to call. What do you show?
Who's this? Hey? What is it? Robert? Robert? Hey, Robbie,
what do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (49:20):
This is Manny?
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Hey, Manny? Do you ever try anal? No? No, you're
missing out. We're just we're just drawing out random question.
What do you want for me? First thing that came
to mind, what do you show? Who's this? This is
Jeremiah from Santa Claride, Jeremiah, Good morning, Jeremiah. You ever
received Daniel? Has anybody ever played with your butt? Oh? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (49:46):
The Daily there was well, there was there was a
moment there where all the ladies magazines are trying to
convince ladies that that's what dudes really wanted was like
a digit and the sphincter.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, not so much. What do you show? Who's this? Erica? Erica? Hey, Erica?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
How she?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (50:05):
She was?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Well, Erica, I'm sorry I didn't win the trip to Dubai,
but I'm glad you finally made it through.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
We tried to call you a couple of times.
Speaker 12 (50:13):
I know, I know, I'm so fun.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah that's right, Well, thank you for calling. Thanks Erica.
Speaker 14 (50:17):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
We're four minutes and seventeen seconds in What do you show? Show?
What do you show? Who's this? Hi? Stephanie? Hi? Stephanie
is not Curtis? Thank you?
Speaker 13 (50:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (50:30):
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
What do you show? Who's this? U? Karen not Curtis,
not Curtis?
Speaker 5 (50:45):
All right, thanks to show who's this?
Speaker 9 (50:49):
Miss Curtis is not Curtis?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Curtis with a clatorus. I want to show who's this?
All right now? Oh he got he got you, he
made it. I want to show who's this the wire? No,
it's not even what's the password is Curtis? What's the password?
Speaker 5 (51:08):
I'm telling you for four minutes and fifty eight seconds
when I picked up that call.
Speaker 9 (51:13):
Oh yeah, what what's the password Belzone Morgan.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
The that's incredible, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I'm
telling you, yeah, if you're listening on the podcast, I
want you to time it yourself, and I want you
to look at the time when we picked up this call.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
That's four minutes and fifty eight seconds. I was looking
right at the clock when I picked up it. Curtis,
I'm talking about it. Bye a, bye a.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
You got through and you are the winner on can
you get back through it?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (51:53):
That is on the thing.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
That is unbelievable. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Well Curtis, congratulations, enjoy your prize. Hang on one second,
We'll get all your information.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Okay, let's appreciate it all right. Wow, have you ever
tried any.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
Well, of course, okay, yeah, obviously I'm just throwing it
out there.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Excuse me be the question to day.
Speaker 9 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Well, Curtis, congratulations, Hang on one second, we got some more.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Wow. I can't did four minutes and fifty eight seconds.
Speaker 14 (52:21):
That was unto old buddy minutes.
Speaker 13 (52:25):
How about je Guy juice guy.
Speaker 5 (52:30):
Yeah, he just looks off like a like a marshmallow.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (52:36):
His name is Menace though.
Speaker 18 (52:37):
He's kind of like a menace in the streets.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
They show.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
Well, this dude in Isla goes into a bar, It's
the beginning of every great joke.
Speaker 15 (52:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Anyway, he went into a bar dressed up in his
Halloween costume as Hitler. Good idea full on Nazi uniform,
the Hitler mustache, the whole thing. He was posing for
pictures while doing the Nazi salute.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Wow, that's not everyone in the bar one of the pictures.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Some people complained, but one employee and the owner blew
it off, saying it was just a costume.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Really, I mean, that's the Hitler. Anyway.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
The owner of the bar has been getting a ton
of heat about this whole thing since word got out,
and now he's on the defensive. He said that he
did ask this guy to leave, but he regrets not
acting sooner. He says he was an utter shock at
the costume, and so he went to his office to
clear his head and to think about the costume. Okay,
(53:39):
and then after a little bit he decided then that
the guy needed to go.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
That's what people, you know, I'm seeing this. I'm really
upset by it.
Speaker 5 (53:48):
I think I'm gonna go to my office for a
few minutes and I'm just gonna think on this flea.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, man, how do he grade that? I mean from
an excuse generation? Yeah, my mentals were stuff. Yeah, I
mean it is pretty good, but not believable.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
He's been getting a death threats over it, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
That's that's overboard.
Speaker 5 (54:09):
Now as far as the guy who was in the costume,
he's a hockey coach there in town at Drake University,
or or should I say he.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Was a hockey coach. He's been so fired.
Speaker 11 (54:19):
Yeah, he's not a great representation of the school.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah, so you're out, you're fired.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
A woman in New York she was out last week
trick or treating and she found that someone had stuck
a sewing needle inside of a piece of candy.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
Now my first question here is why is a grown
lady trick tree?
Speaker 5 (54:38):
Why is a grown ass woman out trick treating? Was
there a kid with her?
Speaker 9 (54:44):
Like?
Speaker 3 (54:44):
Why? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (54:45):
She calls the cops, reports the needle in the candy,
and then hit up the community facebook page. She gave
everybody a heads up. Cops dig into it and figured
out this bitch had made the whole thing up.
Speaker 11 (54:55):
Of course, there has not been one real case of
this ever, having a this is like an eighties.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
Like rumor mill.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
This is like finger in the chili kind of thing.
Speaker 12 (55:04):
Yeah, and a sewing needle, like a grandma is putting
that in the candy.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
She wasn't even in the neighborhood, she wasn't out trigger cheating.
She just wanted the attention. So she was arrested in
charge with making a false report.
Speaker 11 (55:17):
And this bitch is the reason we all had to
take our candy to the emergency room when we were
kids to have it x rayed.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
You actually do that, Yes, we did x ray.
Speaker 11 (55:26):
Yes, because like the moms would take all the kids
would be like twenty of us and we don't have
to stand in line with our bags.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
Cancer.
Speaker 11 (55:36):
I mean you can't put there's no needles, Yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
Did you put a lead vest over it? Yeah? Yeah,
just pray for some lead.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
Maybe drag it across a field of aids.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Is that era of the tail and all murders?
Speaker 8 (55:59):
Absolutely?
Speaker 11 (55:59):
And the and when you used to get candy bars
with just the foil, you know, so they're kind of
like basically open and exposed, remember, and then it was
just wrapped.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
So hershey bars, Yeah, Hershey bars used to be wrapped
in foil and then it was inside of like a
paper sleeve that had the brown Hershey wrapper.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
That all that had to stop.
Speaker 5 (56:18):
Yeah, see, I remember they would say you could bring
your your candy down, and they would like, X ray,
sure would. But I never knew anybody who actually did it.
Your parents did that.
Speaker 8 (56:28):
Well, to be fair, it wasn't. It wasn't my mom.
It was a friend's mom who said, okay, girls, everyone
get in the minivan and we're going to the emergency room.
We had to stand there in our costumes, we put
our bags through.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (56:40):
I'm older than you. I don't remember them doing that.
Speaker 8 (56:42):
Yep, it happened in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (56:44):
Well.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
The other thing is like we would know that the
parents would want to go through the candy before we
get home, so like as we're walking and trigg or treating,
we'd just be eating the candy.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah, no one's checking it exactly. Do it right there.
Speaker 8 (56:55):
You didn't save it till you got home to just
put it all in piles. Yeah, I want to do. Yeah,
my brother and I would do they train and.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
Then categorize it we were eating it.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Did do that with the rest of it that was
left when we get back. We had to try to
figure out we would hide the wrappers in the bushes.
Speaker 9 (57:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
He didn't want to get caught eating the candy before
your mom had a chance to look for the staples. Right,
you did good stuff. Categorize yours like by chocolate, by
fruit trees, and you could give up and trade.
Speaker 5 (57:24):
You didn't do that, And wow, and they were I
know right, alright, eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, that's
the number here, Morgan, on scale one.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
To ten, what would you give the Woody show?
Speaker 10 (57:35):
I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with six.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
No, but to show.
Speaker 10 (57:43):
You know, seven even realized at the time what I
was saying.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Wow, I know right. Yeah. Well People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
It's English actor Jonathan Bailey. He is Lord Anthony in
Bridgerton and Fierro.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
And the Wicked Movies.
Speaker 8 (58:06):
Okay, yeah, sorry, he's gay, very gay.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah, a wheel.
Speaker 5 (58:10):
Not What do you give him on a scale of
one to ten.
Speaker 10 (58:13):
He's a good looking dude. I'd give him an eight.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
An eight, yeah, same, I'd.
Speaker 10 (58:19):
Give him an eight. He's not really my type either,
but I get it.
Speaker 18 (58:21):
He looks at me.
Speaker 12 (58:23):
Everyone thinks they know what my type is and then
they don't nail it.
Speaker 8 (58:27):
He's like generic hot guy very four four whoa.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
Is because he's not brown?
Speaker 7 (58:35):
Yeah, I mean that's a huge party.
Speaker 8 (58:37):
Doesn't hurt?
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Yeah nothing, That's totally Sammy's type.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
Generic dude. I'll give you the opinion.
Speaker 15 (58:49):
His hair is a little too dark and he needs to
be chestnut brown.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
All right, what do you think, menace?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yeah, actually I do agree with that. He's a little
too rugged for saying I think there's.
Speaker 12 (59:02):
There's another picture that I'm seeing of him with a
shade face and glasses and that I'm like, yes, nice,
any more of a clean cut. His hair is more
clean cut, So actually he is my type, but not
his current look.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
Never heard of that dude, neither, I mean, yeah, yeah,
it's a wicked I don't remember this guy.
Speaker 11 (59:23):
Gig look samy like some better with the glasses and
the clean cut. Now he I didn't think he could
look much.
Speaker 3 (59:31):
If that's a four, what is someone like sea bass
two range?
Speaker 5 (59:40):
It's only two points away, like half of that, yeah,
half of that, because there's not much further to go
from four.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (59:48):
Well, that's true. Right, but you know, I'm very I
have my type. Yeah, I do stick to it.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, but okay, all right, but do you think Sea
Bass has kissable lips? Right to see him work? Ye?
Does have some more drama at the apartment building.
Speaker 15 (01:00:05):
Though, Yes, drama personally, but this is secondary.
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
What's new?
Speaker 15 (01:00:09):
Yes, that that's that's old drama. We've been there. But
I have new drama. Where I was walking to the
gym as usual, and on the taped to the glass
it was a picture of the I can't don't show
this fond because he's got all his information.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
The thief of the week, thief. It says thief of
the week on.
Speaker 15 (01:00:30):
It, and it's got his name, it's it's well produced,
it's got a screenshot from looks like his TikTok and
his Facebook account and he's vaping in the photo. Well, yeah,
I think he's a cool guy. Yeah yeah. So, by
the way, you need some audio for this, It's in
my main folder there. What it says, your neighbor name
is a thief and likes to take things that don't
belong to him itself on Facebook marketplace. If you happen
(01:00:54):
to run into name, tell him he has until a
week or two to put back what he stole, or
the police will pay him a visit.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
He kind of messed up.
Speaker 15 (01:01:04):
When he stole from a police family, but will be
nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Oh, I kind of like it. Hold on, there's a
sign battle because you're putting up signs. Now this person
is putting on I.
Speaker 15 (01:01:15):
Don't put up Actually, I don't post signs anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Menace.
Speaker 15 (01:01:18):
I make proper complaints with the proper channels.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
You don't. You do the gym and in the garbage shoot.
I thought, no, here's what I did.
Speaker 15 (01:01:27):
I posted a I took somebody who left a flyer,
not a sign. But I don't do it in public.
I'll do it to the individual. Like for what I
was talking about, if somebody left their bag of trash
in the trash shoote room, just on the floor, So
I went through, found their address because it was in
the trash, put a sign on that and put that
back in front of their door. But I don't put it.
I don't put signs up for the public.
Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
Right he hunts them down and find out where they live.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I could have sworn you, like hung up a sign
in the gym, No.
Speaker 11 (01:01:52):
Sea best would you consider this a threat, it says,
put it back. So and so we know who you are,
we know where you live, and we know what car
you drive.
Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Uh, that's a veiled, veiled thread.
Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Yeah, it will be nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I just know your location.
Speaker 15 (01:02:08):
Then, so this sign goes up and I'm like, yes,
nice because I didn't put this up, but I do
approve of it. Well, I'm walking around and then I
noticed it got torn down.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
A day or two later.
Speaker 15 (01:02:19):
It was replaced by a rebuttal sign. Yeah, oh this
is like your greg read the rebuttal sign okay without
the name obviously right, Yeah, TikTok candle.
Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
See here aka the thief. A few things to address here.
First of all, your packages sat in the garage near
my vehicle for an extended amount of time. Second, after
I moved your packages, I went to your residence and
I left you a note with my phone number all
cass oh caps. I waited over a month with no
response from you before listing it on Facebook. I assumed
(01:02:56):
that you moved. If you would like to talk like
an adult, I would be more than happy to communicate
with you already. You already have my social MEDIAM I like.
Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
This guy now, okay and turning around.
Speaker 15 (01:03:09):
This was a handwritten note, by the way, and it
has his TikTok account where he posted a five minute
video describing the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
So you look at what really happened at his TikTok.
Speaker 15 (01:03:19):
So I pulled that drama and this is a very
long clip, so you pause it because there's some things between. Okay,
So to reset one, one neighbor says their packages are
stolen and they got the info from the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Guy who was selling them on Facebook marketplace alleg I mean, like, yeah,
how did that happen?
Speaker 15 (01:03:36):
Well, let's find out, because again I went through this
guy's video and here is his explanation the thief of
why he took these packages.
Speaker 18 (01:03:42):
All right, literal proof that you can do the right things.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
What you I forgot.
Speaker 15 (01:03:47):
He's a drama based gay, so that's literal proofs drama
based all his post like when when he doesn't text
you back, it's all drama.
Speaker 13 (01:03:57):
Absolutely literal proof that you can do the right thing
or what you think is the right thing and people
will still come for you. There were some packages that
were left in the garage near my car and they
sat there for over a day at least over a day.
I don't know, because it was a little while ago whatever,
And this was a lot of packages. There were like
probably like eight, and I was like, somebody's going to
(01:04:17):
steal these packages. Let me, let me take them and
I'll hold them for this person.
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
I'm not going to walk all the way to the
package room. I'm not a femil man, I'm not ups
I'm not FedEx. I write a note with my phone number.
Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Okay, pause, Like, wait, they leave these packages, You're not
going to walk them all the way to the mail
room and just leave them, leave them at their apartment
in the garage. Here's the thing I think if they're
if you have the concern that they're gonna get stolen,
that's your legitimate concern. You would walk them too, because
that's where they go. They go to the package room.
Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
If you don't feel like going all the to the
package room, then it's not that important.
Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
You probably just leave them where they are.
Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
And I don't want to be responsible. You have a
take into my house.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Do you have like a doorman at your No?
Speaker 15 (01:04:58):
No, now here's the thing though, y they alert the door.
Now here's the thing there? Why are the packages in
the garage. That's not where packages get delivered, by the way.
Yeah right, so he but he does take the time
to take these large number of packages, according to him,
and walk them to his apartment.
Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, weird, all right, well,
he continues.
Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
And I'm not ups I'm not FedEx. I write a
note with my phone number. I go to the unit
number where it's addressed to, and I leave the note there.
Speaker 18 (01:05:22):
I have your packages.
Speaker 13 (01:05:23):
Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy right now, y'all? Like?
Speaker 8 (01:05:28):
Ups?
Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Oh yeah, girlfriend? Hey wait, you still want Okay, now,
all right, how how heavy are these packages? Did you
find out?
Speaker 15 (01:05:36):
I didn't see, but he said they were. They were bulky,
and there were quite a few of them. So he's
taken the time to go to their apartment. This all
sounds nice and normal so far. I left a note
with his phone number. Okay, very responsible. Now that's let's
continue the note there.
Speaker 13 (01:05:49):
I have your packages. Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy,
right now, y'all. I just yeah, anyway, I'm like, hey,
I have your packages. Here's my phone number. Reach out
if you like, and we can arrange a time for
you to pick them up. Over month, goes by and
I don't hear anything from this person, and I was like,
all right, I'm thinking maybe they moved.
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:06:05):
I'm not going to hold all these packages in my apartment,
so I opened them and they turn out to be
like a bunch of trampolines or whatever. But you're not
going to use any trampoline. So I'm like, let me
post them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Okay, it's weird, noody, Okay.
Speaker 15 (01:06:21):
And the time that you okay, you went to the
you went to their apartment and left the note. Okay,
let's say you did that, fantastic lovely. Four weeks go
by and you don't, like, say, why.
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Wouldn't you've just left the packages at the door? Yeah,
right right. You don't have the time, and that was
in that month to walk.
Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Them down to the door your place, but not to
their place.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Yeah, and if you're parking near each other, you probably
are in the same building.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
I don't know. Drama based gay is seeming pretty guilty.
Speaker 15 (01:06:43):
So you've got these and you're like, well, they didn't
call me back again, like you said, Maybe they just
maybe they're out of town, maybe they moved. Maybe you
got the wrong address somehow.
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
So let's sell, right. I kind of believe like this
guy might be being honest, but he's just an idiot.
Speaker 15 (01:06:56):
That's great, Mene, you've come to my exact conclusion. Yeah,
this is a stupid and he's but also lazy but
so but not really it's not lazy. Yeah, he's it's weird, like.
Speaker 11 (01:07:05):
He's conscious selectively, he's kind of greedy.
Speaker 15 (01:07:08):
Yea, because my first move is I'm not going to
open your packages.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
It's go to the everywhere even talk about this.
Speaker 15 (01:07:13):
Go to the office, say hey, these packages were left out.
I grabbed them, and they'll come and put some someone.
Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
To your door picture.
Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
I'm back on the other people's side.
Speaker 15 (01:07:21):
I don't I don't remember what opened them. I don't
Number two sell them on Facebook, does any trampoline.
Speaker 18 (01:07:26):
So I'm like, let me post them on Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 13 (01:07:29):
About three days go by and this person takes it
upon themselves to be like, oh, this person's a thief,
blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 18 (01:07:35):
They post my picture on like.
Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
Multiple areas of my complex, Like you could have messaged
me instead of taking the coward's way out with your
tail between your legs. I went there tonight. I knocked
on the door. Let me let me just put the
clip of what what happened.
Speaker 18 (01:07:52):
I did you guys lose any packages recently?
Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
A chance?
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Day.
Speaker 18 (01:08:01):
Their previous resis they think I sold them, so I
left a note. Did you see a note like here?
There was a note?
Speaker 15 (01:08:07):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:08:08):
Was my phone number on it?
Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Okay, See that's a liar, right there, There was a
note here, right, that's what that's what liars do.
Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
Confirm what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Please right along. Yeah, you remember the note because that
guy would remember, and you remember the note? Right?
Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
Do you remember the note here?
Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Yeah, I'm not buying them?
Speaker 18 (01:08:26):
Did you see a note like here? There was a note?
Right was my phone number on it?
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Right?
Speaker 18 (01:08:30):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (01:08:30):
Anyways, you want you so bad, I'll deliver them right
back to where they came from.
Speaker 18 (01:08:34):
I'll leave them in the garage. You can come pick
them up.
Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
So now he's got the will to take them back
to the garage, not.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Just to their door. And this guy sucks.
Speaker 15 (01:08:44):
Yeah, none of these are long trips, by the way,
because I've done all these trips, I think I think
stupidity and we had tactically incompetent was a good text.
Don't know what they're doing, but they're also dishonest because
you know you're not. I don't sell the other people's
property when I have multiple avenues to get it back
to them or back to office, or back to the
mail room or back to Amazon, who whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
I agree with this text. This little queen's a thief.
Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
And how big is your complex?
Speaker 15 (01:09:08):
I could walk a city block, let's say. Okay, but
like I, I could walk from one building to the
other in less than three minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 15 (01:09:14):
I could be at any I could be at any
apartment and be at any other apartment in five minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Well that's awesome. Why I asked you if you had
a doorman, But you do have an office that you
can go. I could have gone.
Speaker 15 (01:09:23):
You could have left you in the office, and hey,
I got these packages.
Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Which I'm sure is a shorter walk than walking all
the way back to your apartment.
Speaker 15 (01:09:29):
With them and doing these trips with the phone number
and the TikTok.
Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
He's talking himself into a.
Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Mister Grimmis, you're a friendly courier checking in on the text,
opening someone else's package without permissions of federal fail. Every
thief should we just returned to sender.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Yeah, that would have that was all not necessary here alone.
Speaker 15 (01:09:47):
Yeah, I opened it and I don't need any trampolines.
Speaker 12 (01:09:49):
Okay, so you were looking for something that you needed
and then the girlfriends.
Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Not to sound like a cartnark's lazy bones, but uh,
kind of along the lines of just let him. Why
did he have to remove him from the garage in
the first place on your spot.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, exactly, Well he was afraid they were getting a
stolen which himself.
Speaker 15 (01:10:10):
Yeah, I would never think that. I would think these
are empty boxes. I would never It would never cross
my mind.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yeah, I would just gone to the office.
Speaker 15 (01:10:16):
And because for those packages to get to the to
the garage takes efforts like the you guessed what wouldn't
go to our garage?
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
So on the text over to two two nine eight seven,
whose side are you on? Are you on the uh yeah,
the drama based gay side, or are you on the
package owner's side?
Speaker 15 (01:10:38):
Who are out out for blood posting posting flyers?
Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Yeah, text your verdict you as the Woody showed jury
rule on this. On the text over to two to
nine eight seven, we got some more wood you show
for your next hang on, I got.
Speaker 8 (01:10:54):
To hear it the first time.
Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Show We'll be right back, all right, So now we
figured out And by the way, the text vote when
like one hundred percent to the would you call him
the drama gay drama, He doesn't breathe there. He brings
drama drama based gay being being the guilty one.
Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
A lot of people are saying both parties are stupid, though, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 15 (01:11:24):
If you have his TikTok and his Facebook marketplace, you
can message him.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Obviously or talk to the office, so that that puts
that whole thing to h to rest. But now Greg
wants to get in on the drama conversation because Greg's
got a go figure. If Sea Bass it totally tracks
that he has drama at his apartment building. It only
seems to make sense that Greg has a problem at
a store, specifically the grocery store is correct, which he
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has a lot of weird hang ups about.
Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
Anyway, I do, and I haven't been back since this
thing happened, and Wood, you were not here the day I.
Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Change grocery stores. I did because Greg goes there so much.
Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Remember one, he was concerned that the going there every day,
they would they would judge him, going, oh, this guy's
here again.
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
He's here every day exactly. It's totally different, though. Yeah,
you can tell him they're going to miss me when
I'm gone.
Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
No, no, no, no. So here's what happened, Woodie. You
didn't hear the original story. I went to this store
because I needed to get dog food right, and the
dog food was marked twenty ninety nine. It rang up
twenty one ninety nine buck off. So I told him.
I said, hey, this rang up wrong. And then I
needed dog food again. I went to the aisle, grabbed
the dog food, and before going to the register, I
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googled this store's policy if something rings up wrong, and
the policy says, if a price rings up wrong, you
get that item for free the end, no caveats, nothing.
So that happened again, and I thought, yes, I'm gonna
bring this up lucky day. So I go and I
talked to the checker and they bring over this woman
(01:12:56):
who I assume was the manager, maybe not, and I said, yeah,
you know I was here the other day. This rang
up wrong. It rang up wrong again, and your policy
says you're supposed to get the autem for free. And
her exact words were, we don't do that no more.
Say you know, I said, so, let me get this straight.
Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Yeah, excuse me, you mean anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
So you have a policy, but you don't follow it.
And then she changed her tune and she said, well,
we ain't paying for that because it was a twenty
dollars ee, well, we ain't paying for that. I said, well,
if it was cheaper, you would. No, we don't do that.
So anyway, it all just goes out the window. I
get the dollar back because they did ring it up wrong.
(01:13:36):
And then I thought, you know what, I'm going to
take this a step further. I'm gonna I think SEABSS
would support this. I filed a report with the Department
of Weights and Measures. Oh my dog, you can make
fun of me. I'm doing the lord's work. I'm looking
out for the consumer. Everybody should care about this. So
(01:13:58):
I contact Weights and Measures and they have this somewhat
complicated form that you have to fill out electronically where
you have to do the date, the price, what did
it ring up as, where you know all the situations.
So I do all that and I send it off
to Weights and Measures, thinking, you know, local government agency.
I'll never hear a word from them. Well I did
(01:14:23):
hear from them that same day.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Okay, you know they can't get money off this.
Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
So they wrote back literally about six hours later, Good afternoon,
thank you for contacting us regarding your overcharge experience at
that store. On October twenty seventh, the day I contacted them,
an undercover inspection was conducted. An undercover inspection was conducted
(01:14:54):
at the store. Sixteen items, including the Fresh Pet Multi
pre proteen recipe dog food, were selected and several overcharges
were found, including that one dollar overcharge on the dog food.
Please feel free to contact contact our office if you
experience any discrepancies in this store. Again, your inquiry has
(01:15:18):
assisted us in monitoring price accuracy in your county. I'm
looking out for everybody. And not only did they the
wrong thing on that dog food they said quote, several
overcharges were found out of sixteen items. I am like
a government agency because I think I am rosa parts
(01:15:42):
of our day making changes.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I'm surely welcome world. They did something because they could
find them for it right right, you can get it's
revenue for them.
Speaker 15 (01:15:52):
When the Whites measurement guys shows up, they don't say,
oh we don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
No, Mo, Yeah, they ship up in the fest.
Speaker 10 (01:16:00):
You stop going to the store.
Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
I haven't been back since. Well, they noticed you because
of that dog food.
Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
I kind of want them to know it's me.
Speaker 10 (01:16:06):
You should go back and look for more things and
see if they get over.
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
You know.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
But he doesn't work for weights and measures.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Well he has a friend. It wasays, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
I honestly, my grandma, my grandma used to be able
to tell you to the penny what something was going
to be. And we be there because I drive her
to the grocery store and be checking things out and
she goes, oh, excuse me, doll and she would tell
the lady that, yeah, that rang out and oh, okay,
I'm sorry, and then she'd fix it. But my grandma
knew exactly, oh well last week that was five cents off.
(01:16:36):
It's like, I'm so surprised, like because you have a general.
Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Idea, yeah, you know, I mean, how much is a
banana ten dollars?
Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
Rest of development? Yeah, but you know, like you have
a general idea of how much something costs. But do
you know like the dollar, I'll do you to the dollar,
Greg does.
Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
Oh I do that's the thing. And I don't usually
like the term normalize fill in the blank. We need
to normalize looking out for yourself. Yea, because you're money.
It's everybody's money, everybody's money. We need to normalize caring
about the minutia, the This happens a lot and everywhere
and menace you mentioned. They can get fined. A lot
(01:17:16):
of these big name stores have been fined millions of
dollars for doing that.
Speaker 11 (01:17:21):
And it makes sense because when you get a couple
of pennies, a couple of quarters, a couple of dollars
off each customer, you're making nine now right.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Now, what do you were getting to? Something that I
brought up in the room when he was talking about
this situation, I go, does this happen to anybody else
in the room when you're purchasing stuff out of store?
Are you just not paying attention? It's because no one's
paying attention, because I can recall any time where I
looked at something like, oh, that's more than what you
(01:17:48):
look at.
Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
I think when you're shopping, you'll look at something before
you make a decision on it. You'll see the price
on the shelf, and you'll take it, and you'll have
then a general idea of how much different things cost,
and so you maybe have like a kind of like
a rough running total going in your head based on
whatever your budget is or drastic. Yeah, and then and
then yeah, and then you get to the front and they,
you know, bring everything up, and but to to know
(01:18:11):
to the dollar like it's one item. So Greg of course,
and especially when he went back, he's there for today
to Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
And then the situations where something is buy one, get one,
like you know, a package of hot dogs or whatever,
and then you get home you're like, oh, they charge
for both. You don't notice it at the time, you
notice it later. Also breaking news that this is oblivious
to things around him.
Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Yeah, I would like to say, world, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
I'm taking actions.
Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
There's a hero, Principporter, there's a hero going to ask you, guys,
it's your money.
Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Look out for it. So school morning, Jeff g, good morning.
What do you show.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
We'll get to some World Series Parade highlights in about
thirty seconds or.
Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
So, But first the Lakers continue to ball out, frying slowly.
It's gonna be taken by really to throw it down
with the left hand. Hey, they did it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Last night without Lebron, without Luca, and without Austin Reeves,
Ruey Hachimura, twenty eight, DeAndre eight and twenty nine Nick
Smith Junior out of nowhere twenty five points. Lakers are
in first place in the Pacific Division. They got the
Spurs and wimby tomorrow onto the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
They lost to the Heat one one nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Despite twenty nine from James harden In twenty seven from Kawhi.
NFL Cardinals beat the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and
Chargers old lineman Joe Alt is out for the season
with that ankle issue. Hopefully the Chargers can pick up
somebody today before the trade deadline to protect Justin Herbert.
NHL Panthers and Ducks in Anaheim, Jets in La taking
on the Kings at Crypto, and finally World Series Parade
(01:19:45):
in Stadium. Celebration went down yesterday Key k Kurst and
trolled Drake. Dave Roberts was pumping everybody up with talks
of a three peat. But you know what I was
most impressed with yesterday, Woodie show the Japanese players switching
up their languages.
Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Man, here is no time honey speaking English.
Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
You guys at a great as a fancy. I'm already
I'm ready to get another ring.
Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
I knew, we understood all the things reporters were saying
to him. He's got to speak English more often, man,
he did well. Now onto Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto, he drops
some Spanish right out of the gate. You know, I love,
sir when I start of this to you, Man, you're
(01:20:35):
always invited to the carton this side of Yoshi. I'm
Jeff g and that's your SoCal sports all right, jem.
Speaker 10 (01:20:40):
Yeah, anybody my cancer around my ankles?
Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
Do you feel each individual pump pump?
Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
A lot of people calling Greg a hero. That's because
it's true, you know, for his uh, his actions with
the grocery store. Because I care. I'm proud of what
you did.
Speaker 14 (01:21:01):
Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
I think as a society we are just used to
getting screwed over and nobody speaks up anymore. That's from
from the text nine eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
What's the name of the government agency that Greg wrote to?
It's another question sep One of.
Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
The Department of Weights and Measures, And they actually followed.
Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Up that day that day, but somebody mentions because there's
there's some revenue in it, for them as well.
Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Yeah, well that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
If it incentivizes them to actually do something, that's great.
There was a thing I was reading about in New York.
This report says that people in Manhattan, the residents there,
they're bringing in close to a million dollars apiece by
simply snitching on people.
Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Yeah, so people are pulling out.
Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Their phones and they're recording videos of trucks that is,
idling buses, pumping out air pollution to the exhaust and
then reporting them for a cash payout. Now, the only
issue is that, according to the city, the payouts have
become too much. One city councilman says that the days
of the six figure payout are over and that they're
stopping the program because, quote, it's become an occupation that.
Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
It wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
The program works by people snitching, and then they get
entitled to seventy five percent of the fine that the
companies have to pay for pollution. And the fines they
ranged from you know, three hundred bucks to two thousand dollars.
But in their report, five people have done this so
much the sea basses of Manhattan that they racked over,
(01:22:35):
racked up over three point six million dollars between those
five people.
Speaker 15 (01:22:40):
I love this particular form of stitching because it's air pollution.
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Who cares.
Speaker 15 (01:22:45):
I'm with you on that doll Yeah, Like we've got trees,
we've got grass, we've got things.
Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
It'll be fine.
Speaker 15 (01:22:49):
And well, I wish they had it for littering and
you know, illegal dumping. Playing your music on bluetooth in
the subway. Responded by saying that while we should pay
people who are our reporting offenses, we do not need
to make them millionaires.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Right, But you also don't have to give them seventy
five percent of the fine, right you tell that back
base number ten bucks per offense or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
So they're just mad because people are making money. Yes,
Oh that's it. That's the only issue is.
Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
They're making too much money.
Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
They get pay like you're making too much money, so
then they can pack them on it.
Speaker 15 (01:23:22):
Well, and they're getting this money from the fines. And
this is classic government is they're not going to go
after the person, the homeless person shooting needles and crapping
on the sidewalks.
Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
There's no money there. Yeah, but the company, Yeah, got them,
true them by the Nuts eight Wood Show, and we
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Call my money is remind me of something.
I want to hello anybody, heybody, it's it's Zudo.
Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Everybody. Hey, oh hey, Hi, what do you go? How
are you good?
Speaker 13 (01:24:00):
So?
Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
You and I were having a conversation the other day
and we just finished telling a story on the air
about So Greg went to the grocery store bought a
bag of dog food and it rang up for a
dollar more than it was supposed to. Yes, And so
Greg did this whole thing where he went online because
he looked at their return on not return policy there.
Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
They're yeah, they you get the price wrong policy. You're
supposed to get that thing for free free, They said, yeah,
we don't do that no more. Yeah, right, And this
happened multiple times. So I went to the source.
Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
So then he went back and he had the bag
like the next day, rang up again, and again it
rang up for a dollar more.
Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
So what does he do this time? Riz? He drafts
a letter to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 15 (01:24:40):
That's right, the time for that, that's exactly So do
you have nothing to do?
Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Yeah, the ten minutes it took me to do that.
You really destroyed my rank. It brought me.
Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
It brought me back to the conversation that we were
just having the other day and we were talking about
like things things like this, things at sea, baskets into whatever.
And I think to myself, like justice, and and Riz
said it, and I never was.
Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Able to really like, uh, you know, put the words
to it. It's people who don't have kids.
Speaker 9 (01:25:12):
Yeah, they have time for stuff like writing the Department
of Weights and Measures.
Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Yeah, it's pretty glorious.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I love it.
Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
Oh, I love the you know, the people that you
know go on vacation every couple of weeks or they
have time to you know, do stuff on the weekend
and not have to worry about doing a cheerleading braid.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
I mean, at least you're not bitter about it and
or not rejected onto others. No, we're not.
Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
But but when you sit around and you think to yourself,
like the first thing that Riz said was like, who
has time for that? Like that's that is the first
thought I think of most people who are parents, right,
And I didn't make that connection at first, but when
he said it, it clicked, Which is true. There's all
these things that you think that you think you want
to do, or things that you would do if you
had the time. And you're right, it is ugly green jealousy.
Speaker 9 (01:26:05):
Yet you have time to be outraged about being overcharged
one dollar.
Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Yeah, it's not your time to be outraged. It's the
time to write the Department of Weights and it's not
one dollar? Is this has happened to me a billion times.
It's a billion dollars, billion dollars a billion?
Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Did you did you out say this will not stand?
Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
They I pointed out that other stores have been fined
for doing this, and they said, oh, we hope it
doesn't happen to us.
Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
And I said it will ye I did today, Ralph.
Speaker 7 (01:26:41):
And along the lines of your guys, is ugly jealousy
with the for the kidless people. You act like spending
ten minutes doing a thing on an app for weights
and measures takes all day long, Like who is the
time for.
Speaker 17 (01:26:55):
Just ten minutes? You know what occupied your mind? Yes,
that's a couple of whiles. And he hasn't known you
even a fraction of the amount time we've known I
he seriously typed in the fields that they asked for
hit send. And then I didn't sit for three hours
having it occupy my mind, all right, because I figured nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Would come of it.
Speaker 9 (01:27:18):
I was thinking about a youth hockey game that I
have to get my son to, and you're thinking about this,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
I'm thinking about justice and society.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Well tell tell riz what the what the employee said
like when you brought it to their attention. Oh okay,
So I pointed out, Hey, your policy, you're gonna feel
like you were there. Yeah, your policy says if something
rings up wrong, you get that item for free.
Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
And she said, yeah, we don't do that no more.
We don't do that no more. We don't do that.
We don't do that no more. Kind of I decided, yeah,
we have a policy.
Speaker 15 (01:27:49):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
That is.
Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
I don't disagree you said, well, I don't shot you
no more.
Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
That is.
Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
I don't disagree with you that he's a psychopath. But
I do disagree with you that it's super time consuming.
It's not to write something like.
Speaker 15 (01:28:04):
That, dud.
Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
You're another one with no kids, and I do the
same grab.
Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
That he does.
Speaker 15 (01:28:10):
You know, did George Washington have kids? Actually not, but
did Martin Luther King have kids? Yes, yes, people can.
People can change the world with children.
Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Yeah, everybody ten minutes, Like I don't I don't know,
like combating racism and you know, equal rights. I think
Trump's like the dollar on the dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
Or looking at billion time. Yeah, it's not a dollar.
This has been Woody's fallacy ever since the day I
met you. If if something goes up in price, it's
just a quarter. Yeah, if you're buying, if you're spending
it every single day, it's not a quarter.
Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
The diamond comes from exactly, you've always had, Well, it's
just the amount of penny pinching miser Yeah, where Greg
is everything everything, that thing is gonna be three dollars.
It's a billion, though.
Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
When you look out for your own financial interest, you're
right quote it.
Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, buddy, again, thank you for being
able to put the words like they can. Just you
know what, It's true. The people who do these things,
and they all have something in common. They are they
are childless. They're trying to make the world that's place
for your children.
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
And exactly, I think it's this is an important thing
to bring up to kids, to get ripped off.
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
I think it's important thing to bring up to it's
not a knock. It's not a knock. I get told you.
It's it's it's straight up just jealousy.
Speaker 10 (01:29:28):
I mean it.
Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
I wish I had time for We are comes patronizing.
Speaker 9 (01:29:32):
Yeah all right, that's because people are at my house.
Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Yeah all the time. Exactly, they're okay, alright, there's a reserve, buddy. Yeah.
Sometimes he has a way of just putting things that go, dude,
that's exactly what you're right, just crystallized.
Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
And I thought about that as soon as Greg said
he wrote the Department of Waits and Balances.
Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
I'm like, man, I understand saying something to the manager
of the store. Like I got that. The fact, well,
they're not going to do their job right. They don't care.
Ratings come out every week and if they're not good
or good enough.
Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Well, we were talking about it's people who don't have
kids that you know, worry about certain things that people
with kids just don't have the time to concern themselves with.
And it's great, you know, and we kind of lumped
Sea Bass into that group of people. But Sea Bass
has a lot of kids, keeping the species alive from
from all his uh sperm donation and it's not selling
(01:30:31):
sperm in his college days and even a little bit
after the college days, right, mostly after Yeah, it was
mostly after all. Right, Yeah, he did this for for
money for a while, like a little extra stream of
income he would stream into a yeah leave a ribbon.
Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Take a penny kind of you see those dishes at
the seven eleventh.
Speaker 15 (01:30:49):
Yeah, but there's you said you had like an update
on the kids, well a couple of them. I mean
the kids probably north of two dies. So there's two
from what I under. The last number I heard that
are out and public was twenty three, but there's probably
a few more on top of that.
Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
And remind me, you have it set up and you
made your donations or selling or whatever that they could contact.
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
You or that, right.
Speaker 15 (01:31:13):
I was paid more for my donation, my pretty Really
I didn't even need the money, but I was just sure, Yeah,
you're so fun that they that when they turned eighteen
they could find me. Now that became a moot point
as twenty three and me sprung up between the time
I donated and today, and then your mom found these
people on account of she's a big genealogy person. So
(01:31:34):
when she did twenty three and me it's like, oh, hello,
so she's no for a while. She's way into it though,
which is great.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Yeah, and you've you've gone, you've met.
Speaker 15 (01:31:44):
About these kids them? Yeah, and now I saw a
secondary incident came up though recently is uh, I have
like a second or third cousin or whatever. And they
had a wedding and I wasn't there, but my mom
was and this my cousin happened to speak right be
in cool now and they were talking about they want kids.
(01:32:04):
And I don't think my mom offered this information up
to them. I know somebody, Well, that's the thing is
as they are both lesbians, and apparently this particular branch
of the family does not have a male heir or
any genetics to it besides because she's lesbian. So the
thought was at least to my mom's oh no, what
if you not, not not to your second cousin but
(01:32:26):
to her wife made a donation.
Speaker 8 (01:32:29):
Right, But I thought you said second cousins are okay.
Speaker 15 (01:32:31):
I mean, I guess technically genetically it would be fine,
but it's it would be unseemly.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
It'd be too much discussion. You would never let it go.
It would always be a top of that problem is avoidable. Yeah, yeah,
but now do you have stuff on ISO? She wants
to do a current donation, Well, that's.
Speaker 15 (01:32:49):
My mom asked that, and I said delivery because I
believe talking to some of the people the moms have
already met, and every mom I've met so far, and
I believe as far as I know, are all les
being couples. So they mentioned that during the process, you
often don't buy just one unit of sea Bash. You
buy several units in case the first one to take,
(01:33:11):
or in case you want a sibling more.
Speaker 10 (01:33:13):
Than love that your mom's selling you.
Speaker 8 (01:33:17):
I know she's pimping you.
Speaker 15 (01:33:18):
Again, from what I understand, I don't think she wants
this out amongst the family at large, which is good,
but it at least occurred to her that, you know
you obviously she doesn't want my dad doing that'd be weird.
But I think now that I've kind of broached the
topic as she wouldn't care as much. But that would
still be weird if my dad did that. But since
I'm a professional, I'm known to do this. I'm already
(01:33:39):
in the industry, right, you know, if it came again,
this is pipe dream at this point, but it's the
question certainly was raised to me, like what would.
Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
You think about that?
Speaker 15 (01:33:48):
And what do you think about that? I mean, I
would be willing. It's kind of gross that your mom
is like, yeah, your agent, But when we have parents
of adult kids, you know that how they make grandbabies.
Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
I mean, you get that point.
Speaker 15 (01:34:01):
Now you're not You're not an idiot, idiot, but yeah,
I would assuming that the paperwork was done properly, because
I don't want to be stuck with you. Hear about
this some guy on craigslist I sold my I played
child support, paying child support for eighteen years, So assuming
it was done properly, I would be.
Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Up for that.
Speaker 12 (01:34:16):
Okay, do you think your mom wants to do this
so that she can see this child grow up in
that way of it kind of being somewhat your kid,
and then she can be around versus the others that
she found out about.
Speaker 15 (01:34:26):
Later, right, And she has you know, local grandkids through
my through my sister, so she's not like free of grandkids.
But I all, all grandmothers want more grand babies. That's
like once they started auna.
Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
How about this option? Somebody from the show does it,
and then we can be related.
Speaker 8 (01:34:45):
It's just volunteering.
Speaker 15 (01:34:47):
I know, if that doesn't make it related, that makes
you like a third cousin in law. Yeah, but it's
related or or you know how in.
Speaker 8 (01:34:55):
An execution there's like three people that flip the school.
Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
I never know who it is.
Speaker 8 (01:34:59):
You a and to other people from the show can donate.
Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
I've learned about this from Greg because I guess I
was sorry idea for Greg and Mario gay dudes do
that where they'll both.
Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
Like deposit already, Yeah, what story time, let's go what.
It never came to fruition, but we were trying to
do it, and we did do the swirl.
Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
But it never did. It never took and hold on, wait, wait,
hold on.
Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
It was highly under wraps.
Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
Wait a minute, So you and Mario were trying to
have a baby, not not for we were doing it
for a couple who may have or may not have
been lesbians.
Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
You.
Speaker 7 (01:35:45):
It wasn't even easy to figure out one's brown almost white.
And I always thought this is what I learned about it.
I thought I thought the swirl was an actual swirl.
You combine them and then put them in you just
put it. You put them one at a time.
Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
Are they like beita fish, they'll just start fighting if
they're in there to.
Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Again, that'd be cooler if it was like you had
that one of those things that you used, like those
little coffee wisps, like yeah, yeah, question, So.
Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
You donated to a lady.
Speaker 15 (01:36:12):
Yeah, I want to hear about the paperwork and stuff
in a minute. But what was the purpose of both
you and Mario donating if it wasn't going to be
your kid, if you were going to take care of
it for fun?
Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
That is a good question. Did you and Mario both
like in front of each other at the same time, Yeah,
dump one out.
Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
The first few times we did, and then he got
way too self conscious, so he would go to a
different room.
Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Yeah, because it's clinical, and what do you do they
give you something.
Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
You go to the doctor and they give you like
an official cup or you just.
Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Kind of bring it in that official medical looking cover.
Are you going like m h in this that would
mean so much easier, but no, you can't.
Speaker 15 (01:36:56):
Yeah, So did you go through a proper clinical place
like where all the paperwork was stilled there?
Speaker 7 (01:37:03):
We did proper legal stuff hopefully, but not at a clinic.
So yeah, I mean we had no we have everything.
Speaker 15 (01:37:12):
If anybody out there is they got doing this makes
you talk to a fertility lawyer, because again you do
not because three years later she wants some money, She'll come.
Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
All right, now, power rank. Who would you want as
your cousin on the show? I would say, I mean, man,
well no, I but go with the lady. Actually I
will say no.
Speaker 8 (01:37:35):
But it's definitely Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
You know about Caroline, the old the what's your face? Tyler?
Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
All right, deep cut, it doesn't work.
Speaker 15 (01:37:46):
But obviously for for genetic purposes, it has to be
a guy.
Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
That'd be fun, that'd be the most interesting. I guess
Greg's the tallest though, so we all know we're in
a height obsessed with society.
Speaker 10 (01:38:00):
Yeah, Morgan, I represent women. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
I'm still shocked about Greg. I'm sitting here. That's a
bigger news.
Speaker 7 (01:38:10):
It's been over a year. I wanted it to be news,
and I was going to share it if something came
of it. Nothing came of it, So why was she
wanted something came?
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Well? Yeah, maybe why why not go? Why not go again?
Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
What's the problems I'm waiting to hear back if they're
still it? Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, you know, so we'll see.
I'll let you know.
Speaker 8 (01:38:31):
Wow, Greg would be so cute.
Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
It wouldn't be my kid, But I mean, I mean
maybe it would. Maybe it would fifty chance.
Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Yeah, I mean it would. I mean between the two
of you.
Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
Yeah, your springer probably kind of old, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Know they'd be drunk and lazy. They'd just be on
the cow.
Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
It would like run the other direction from the vagina.
Speaker 13 (01:38:51):
Yo.
Speaker 15 (01:38:54):
They probably get in there and be like, oh, we
don't want to be here. Yeah, didn't take this, isn't
my testin?
Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Is the lady you donated too?
Speaker 15 (01:39:02):
Is she half Caucasian half Hispanic, because would make sense
for a swirl.
Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
With you and Mario. I'm not going to answer that.
I understand what the funny thing arrow down the lesbians
too much.
Speaker 11 (01:39:15):
A friend of mine had the egg donation whatever, and
it's so funny because she's pregnant, it's in her, it's
her baby, and she births the baby who's which is
a totally different ethnicity than she is.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
So she was right. I know.
Speaker 11 (01:39:29):
It's just it's it's hard for me to wrap my
head around like two very very pasty white people having
a baby that is a completely different ethnicity works for Madonna.
Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
Yeah yeah, but like come out of her Yeah yeah,
I'm so fascinating.
Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Four Woodie Man learning so much. Yeah right, set us
a text over to two two nine eight seven show.
Speaker 9 (01:39:59):
Burn.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
So people are doing all kinds of mean look at Morgan,
she does all kinds of things to earn extra money.
Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
How much did you get for like per per deposit?
Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
So we were talking about Sea Bass, who was given
If you're just tuning in, Sea Bass was talking about
how he got a little bit of an update. There's
a situation, you know, from his history of donating sperm.
His mom had this great idea because I guess the
second cousin and the lesbian partner are looking to have
a baby, and she's like, oh, well, you know from
a genetic standpoint, a family a family lineage standpoint as well. Yeah,
(01:40:42):
so she was kind of offering up. But going back
to just the uh, the original part of you were
doing this to, you know, get money and create dreams. Okay, okay,
let's let's I'm saying, but just to for the sake
of getting money. If somebody does this on average, just
like the average person, like what does it start? I
know there's a range.
Speaker 15 (01:41:02):
Well, this is what I did, and I was probably
a hire these days, you know, but it was sixty
five to be anonymous in one hundred four. They can followed,
yes when they Yeah, they can find you in they're
eighteen because I think they then charge whatever it is,
you know, two fifty per sample or whatever to the
mom and then but she's got to pay the doctor
and the blood. It's you know, thousands of dollars later.
Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
And what's the limit per week?
Speaker 15 (01:41:24):
During my time, it was three per week, and they
advise you to, you know, wait forty eight hours between
each That's why reload on Wednesday Friday.
Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
I did.
Speaker 15 (01:41:34):
I did without doing that, I had no problems because
they test each sample for motility, the movement, make sure
it's healthy and all that stuff, and then you get
tested every six months, they do a blood test.
Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
You leave there with a check.
Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
The checks came monthly or you have an account setup
because you're so much, you have like a house account.
Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Yeah, I believe the checks were monthly.
Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
I believe month monthly. Wow, okay, and you were you
went three times a week as much as yes, that
was then they would let you.
Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Now you also get more if you is that the
whole Wasn't that part of the reason with.
Speaker 15 (01:42:09):
The sixty five versus one hundred to let the kids
contact you in the sixty five to be anonymous one hundred?
Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
No, but the wasn't that one of the did I
hear that wrong about One of the reasons he went
and even did the menta test to begin with was
because he can get more.
Speaker 15 (01:42:23):
No that they would that would be something a reason
you'd get on the role to begin with. You know,
you have a graduate degree in an engineer. Now I
graduated with a.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Degree in engineering.
Speaker 15 (01:42:33):
You know, inmense parents, in mensa, those are all good
reasons to get into your foot in the door. But
the mensa, so.
Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
They just won't accept anybody. Oh god, now okay, So
what is that process like?
Speaker 15 (01:42:44):
As I recall, it was mainly they want they want
your genetics.
Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Dill take you.
Speaker 15 (01:42:51):
They showed me a picture of my chromosomes, all that stuff.
Make sure you aren't a carrier of any kind of
you know, hidden even a hidden or a recessive carrier
of a genetic disease. And then you know, they do
family history, but they don't verify the family history because
they don't you know, a twenty two year old guy
can't be like, hey, ma, can I get grandpa's health records?
Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
They just take your word for it. They kind of
have to.
Speaker 15 (01:43:11):
And I didn't lie or anything like that. And then
you have proof if you have the you know, you're diploma,
all that sort of stuff, those things, you know, men's mensister, tad.
Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
You felt like a profile. So the chick's like looking
through a book and there's like they see the picture
of sea bass and like, oh yeah, well that was
then I started licking their lips.
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
But then they read the profile and they're like, oh wow,
he's so sweet, and they turn on turn off. That's
part of the one hundred dollars or sixty five dollars,
the one they would get. You know, here's his you know,
here's his ethnicity.
Speaker 15 (01:43:38):
And all that other stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Blah blah. I thought that was no picture. I know,
if you're not who have done video?
Speaker 12 (01:43:45):
Did you do any video where they could watch you talking?
Speaker 18 (01:43:47):
No?
Speaker 15 (01:43:50):
Yeah, right, I think I was probably just before I mean,
cell phone cameras weren't as big as the deal as
they are these days. That probably probably skated on that one.
But I did write an essay and that was why
at least one of my children, the Australian kid, was
named will because I talked about how William Shakespeare was
my favorite author.
Speaker 10 (01:44:09):
Oh my god, did it have to be in your handwriting?
I've heard rumors that you give a sample of your handwriting.
Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
I've I did not have to do so many samples.
Speaker 13 (01:44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
I think there's been so many updates since you've done this.
Speaker 15 (01:44:20):
Yeah, it's again the twenty three and meters ancestry dot
com revolutionized all of this.
Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
Yeah, a lot of them.
Speaker 5 (01:44:25):
Middle now when you when you go in and they
send you into a little room to make your deposit,
they give you like a little cup and is it
like they see in the movies, like with they got.
Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Porn in there and stuff?
Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
It is so at least the way I had it
set up was what were you thinking about? You show
up to the well, what's on the picture?
Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
What's on the page? So you were actually like jerking
at the porn?
Speaker 15 (01:44:45):
Uh? You know they had that available because this was
this is the day of DVD, so up front you
could if you wanted to grab a DVD or whatever,
or do you have.
Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Anything in Gang Bang?
Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
Yeah, which I never did any babysitter porn in here?
Speaker 15 (01:45:03):
Can we can we take the awkwardness of this and
ratchet it up to a.
Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Legal section. Is it a bathroom or.
Speaker 15 (01:45:14):
You know, it's a dentist waiting office sort of set up.
You walk in, there's the there's the door, there's a
little the pass through area to the office, and they
hand you cup, paper bag and you can if you
want to get you know, a DVD video or whatever.
But in the room, at least our setup was, there's
big old stack of magazines I just took. I took,
veiled myself with those, and myself with and you give
(01:45:40):
you a little single serf packet of lube, a little
you know, ketchup size packet of lube. And uh there's
you know, of course a sink in each of the
donation rooms where you get there.
Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Pressure to perform, I mean, because you don't want to
spend all young dude.
Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
Yeah we have they want to turn and burn them.
Speaker 15 (01:45:57):
I forget what my record time was, but I was,
well I did because I had my roommate drive me
down there, and I was like okay. As soon as
I step in, my foot out the car like a
pit stop.
Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Oh, exactly.
Speaker 15 (01:46:08):
It was like it was five minutes signing in, putting
your id, making the deposit, cleaning up, you know. Then
you take it down to the end of the hall
and drop it in a little another little room.
Speaker 10 (01:46:17):
And this is some child's life.
Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Yeah, that was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
After the vasectomy, you have to knock out like thirty nuts,
right and then yeah, to make sure that the everything's
cleared out and those survivors. And then on that thirty
first one, they give you the cup the day of
your vasectomy and they say, hey, I'm that thirty first one.
Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Bring it in.
Speaker 5 (01:46:38):
We got to put it in the microscope. Make sure
there's no survivors, so no unprotected sex. You know you're
risking Still. There was a guy that I worked for.
He got the viseectomy, did not follow the instructions and
end up having a kid after the victoria because he
didn't follow the instructions.
Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Anyway, that was the most awkward part. Did you want
to do it there?
Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
I can't remember three times the no of the you
were able to bring like you did it at home
and then and then bring it right out and then
you would just bring it in. Okay, but uh, that
was the most awkward part because I walked in and
there's the receptionist and you're putting a couple of your
jis on the like, uh, yeah, I'm just hearing to
drop this out.
Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
It's so weird. I always thought that was weird, And
like having to do a urine sample was weird. Yeah,
those were weird.
Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
I just had to do a thing more recently when
I had like a calcium level that was like higher,
I had a I had like a like a big
jug of my pe so I had to collect for
like twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
It was weird. That was so weird.
Speaker 5 (01:47:36):
You're cut, you're carrying around it, then you bring that in. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not easily embarrassed, but that that was embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
All the medical stuff is embarrassing.
Speaker 15 (01:47:44):
Now, it says I'm seeing other like one hundred dollars
appears to still be the going rate for donation.
Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
You think with that's the new base, you guys get
a lot of money for donating eggs.
Speaker 8 (01:47:54):
It's because it's a major surgery.
Speaker 5 (01:47:56):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
Because I don't know how how do they do that?
Speaker 8 (01:47:57):
They have to harvest them from that's a full major surgery.
Speaker 11 (01:48:02):
But it says, Yeah, it's like and they're always and
I don't know if this is still the way you'd
walk around your college campus and it would be flyers everywhere.
Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
They want those young.
Speaker 12 (01:48:12):
Oh they'll stop you and ask you if you're walking by,
They're like, hey, I had someone come up to me,
hi and we're looking for people to do and hand
me a flyer And I was like, okay, I see
you later.
Speaker 4 (01:48:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
How do they go in? They going like food through
the badge or is it like one of those incisions
on the outside. I think they go in through the
whole future.
Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:48:34):
Is it painful, I mean yeah, it's I think it's
supposed to be pretty painful. It's a it's a major surgery.
Speaker 10 (01:48:39):
Yeah, I've heard it's really bad.
Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
You can handle it, Morgan, I.
Speaker 10 (01:48:43):
Mean I definitely thought about it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
Yeah all right. Well look, if you're, you know, looking
for some extra money.
Speaker 8 (01:48:49):
Yeah, you'll get a lot more.
Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
It would be one show piece of yourself to live on.
What does the kidney go for these days? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:48:59):
Extra?
Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Well, and.
Speaker 8 (01:49:01):
Jesse Eisenberg is donating his kiddy. You got to donate them.
Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Yeah, you can't. I can't sell them that. There are
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I got a text from Greg. He sent a text
to Gina and I and man was he belly aching?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh god?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I was, yeah, suicide.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Here, I'm going to read you the text verbatim. All right,
nice will agree.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It's six oh five and it was pitch black all caps,
over half an hour ago. So I won't be in
tomorrow or ever because I will have effing killed myself
with a rusty razor after ingesting pills and nineteen bottles
of booze, because there's no reason to live.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Correct, Greg, I'm the biggest sympathizer and agree with you
on all this. I didn't get a text message. That
hurts my hands, and I know I was laughing because
I literally just finished telling.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
My wife's uncanny how much you loved it.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'm like, oh my god, this is so weird because
I hated it. Yeah, I love it so depressed.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
You're going to need a welfare check every night.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah, I mean it's going to take a minute to
get used to it. But I hate it because six
o'clock comes around. You done what you have to do
for work the next day, and then you think, okay, cool,
now I can go outside and do X, Y and Z.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
No, so why don't you just wait until it gets dark.
It gets dark cirarly enough to do the stuff for work.
Then I guess, like a creature, this is called time management.
I have the same conversation with my my son Greg.
I'm a creature of habit. I like to do my
work at five pm. That is like my artificial deadline.
Like I have to be sitting at the computer at
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five get. I'm a big fan of routines.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yeah, and then when I'm done, then usually have dinner
or something like that, or go outside.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I was just telling Jen how much I love him.
This is great.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, you texted back that you were about to go
to bed.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Well, because I want to crazy with up yeah, I
was in bed last night at six eight. I was
at least laying in bed and I had Money Night
Football on, but I was I was laying in bed.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Awful, awful, so depressing. But yeah, I'll commiserate to you
via tech.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Gina says, I swear to god, I was just thinking
about you. Because of this, I will miss you in
a knife.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It just extra sucks because you know, we get up
in the middle of the night and it's dark, and
then we go home and I mean, do you nap anymore?
I try, but I'm not successful with napping. So you
get sunlight for like thirty minutes exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
So going back to how we adjust to daylight saving time,
even though you may have gotten that extra hours sleep,
but they're falling back. You still may feel groggy because
people just like the opportunity to say how groggy they are.
Because when the when the clocks go forward, we it's
never ending. We hear about how tired everybody is because
of the one the one hour difference of I at
least understand conceptually you've lost an hour on that one day.
(04:49):
But how can you tell me that you're extra groggy
if you've gained an hour because.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
It gets stark so early.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Now experts say any change in sleep patterns can be
just disruptive and just make you feel out of it.
Some people more affected by the clock change than others,
which I do understand. There are many people that it
couldn't handle our schedule even if they had to do it,
They just they couldn't do it. They say it may
take up to a week to recover from the end
of daylight saving time, and uh, they've got some tips
(05:21):
on how to have your body adjust more easily.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
I always thought it was one day, like aet one
night of normal sleep and you're recovered.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Well when you travel, they say for every hour of
time change, it would take that many days. That many days.
So if it's one hour, that would be one day.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, right, and this is one hour for the day,
all right.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So here here are the tips according to the experts,
and how you can adjust better. Stick to your daily schedule,
so just following your usual schedule that just helps you
adapt faster. Apparently, Uh, getting outside and soaking up some sunlight,
even just sitting by a window to catch some sun
that helps reset the body's internal clock.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
Okay, Greg, try and find sunlight.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Well again, if you would just instead of doing the
work when the sun is up, do the work when
the sun is down. Although as we get deeper into
the winter, by five o'clock or close to five o'clock,
it will be dark.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Like yeah, so it starts getting dark so early.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Also a tip avoid taking naps because it's tempting. But
they say that mid day snooze could keep you from
getting a bed, getting into bed early enough.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's true, but God love that. It is definitely true.
But I also love it.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I do have a rule for naps, like I love naps.
Those are a big thing for me in my schedule.
Time I do one pm, what oh wow. If I
haven't taken it, if I haven't like gone to take
the nap by one pm, it's not happening. Don't start
your nap at one pm. Yeah, yeah, no, because then
that's what's going.
Speaker 11 (06:47):
To keep you up three hours. Okay, So you have
to be done by what time?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Three three thirty?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
So the latest is, you know, like say noon, So
I try to get out of here, get home, immediately
shut it down.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
And the reason it's three hours is because I've read
a lot about sleep and the sleep cycle is ninety minutes,
So you either got to do like a power nap
twenty minutes or so, or you gotta do the full
ninety minutes. If you go over ninety minutes, you got
to stay down for three hours another ninety minutes because
otherwise you wake up and that's when you're out of it,
because you're right in the middle of that cycle and
it'll throw you off.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Is that all true?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I found it to be true. Personally, I found it
to be true. I mean, it could be different for
other people.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
I used to found it to be true in that
twenty minute thing, because it takes me a god an
hour to fall asleep. So yeah, you couldn't even get
twenty minutes because it's going to take that long to
fall a sleep. But if I do fall asleep unintentionally
and I'm only out for like twenty minutes, I do
feel great.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
The Sleep Foundation recommends keeping a steady sleep schedule, having
regular bedtime routine, avoiding caffeine in the afternoon and evenings,
not doom scrolling, and using a sleep mask.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
In earplugs oh so uncomfortable. Yeah, I agree. I don't
like to sleep mask or the ear plus.
Speaker 11 (08:01):
Greg, You're my hero because I You're the only human
being I know that doesn't sleep with their phone in
the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I was put on the podcast I put on like
my buddy Mark Madden his show.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I'll listen to that. I'll listen to Steelers Nation Radio
on the.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Iheartradiot, so it's not on all night.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, sep sleep time or like now that my my
f a check Ride is coming up from my pilot's license,
I'm listening to a lot of like check Ride prep
to sleep. Yeah, that's that's keeping me away because that
I'm listening and I'm playing the lights on TV going Really,
(08:40):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I'm ready to go to bed.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
And that's that's why I like it getting darker earlier,
because as I try to be a responsible person and
get a good chunk of sleep, when it's getting darker earlier,
like it's it's naturally putting my body in a state
of like shutting down. So that way it's easier for
me to get into bed. Like in the middle of
the summer, when it's bright and sunny, like, yeah, someone's
(09:04):
lawnmower still going. While I do love summer It's like,
it's harder for me to fall even if the blackout
shades are drawn.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Because you know what's on the other side of those exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
You know, the sunshine people are happy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Around ten million Americans like Greg are affected by seasonal
effective disorder SAT ten million.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I would have thought it had got to get you.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Gotta get a pink light, right.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's related to the change of seasons. Symptoms off and
you know, starting late in the fall. But there are
steps that you can take to manage it, from sun lamps, yeah,
to eating certain foods, to being social and those can
help you combat the seasonal effective disorder.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
When I lived in New York, I used to use
one of those lights, really, Dan, And.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
I think smell would help too, Like if you smelled suntan.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Oh, yeah, like latex, Yeah, that would put me in
a good mood.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
As far as the food, they recommend foods rich in
antioxidants like dark chocolate, blueberry, spinach, sammon.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Sure, those are all good.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Get some vitamin D, like a vitamin D supplement for
your bone and immunity health also can help regulate mood.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's what they say, all right.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Exercising outdoors and the cold can be intense, but also
that helps with seasonal effective disorderating really yeah, and then
I'll get by a little help from your friends. So
spend some time with your besties, with your homies, yeah,
because avoiding isolation is important. So don't just stay in
your house like I'll bummed out.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
Yeah it's so easy too, because I never want to
go anywhere, even to the store once it's dark.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Out, I know, and well I'm in for the night.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
If you had to pick, would you rather live somewhere
where it's you know how there's parts of the world
that it's dark all the time, or it's light all
the time? What would you pick? I would do light
all the time. I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Midnight sun Yeah, well, I think that would get really old.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Be easier to deal with though.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
They're just living in darkness.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, i'd be sad. I think both would suck. Both
would suck.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Like, I think you would end up in the same position.
I think you would end up with. In other words,
I think you would end up in the same mental
state no matter if it was light all the time
or dark. I think either one would probably leaving the
same place.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
But I think venture shades.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Yeah, the dark all the time.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
I think the crime rate would be through the roof,
because commits their crimes at night.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, it would be so bizarre. I think I would
go light, but it's more practical. I would assume that
would just drive you just as crazy. I do want
to at some point, I want to go in one
of those rooms that are so sound proof that they say,
uh that you hear your blood pumping.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, I have access to the one, you really do. Yes, Yes,
you can't stay in there very long? Why because a
panic attack.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Really, nobody has stayed in there longer than a few minutes. Really,
and they even offer to pay, like to anybody who
can stay in there for an hour. I think it
was like a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
What you can do it? I feel like I could
do it.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
I think you could do it.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Yeah, I don't know. If I probably just in there
they get sick.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I mean I'd be willing to try. Yeah, I don't know.
Apparently it makes you feel weird.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah that's kind of cool. But that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
If you didn't know, I think you get an anxiety
attack if you didn't know why you were hearing, right,
But the fact that you know you're in this room
and it's so sound proved that that's why you're hearing it.
That would make that would make sense to you, and
you wouldn't freak out because you would know what it is,
so you.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Think you can beat it.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
That's why you want to do it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
No, I just want I wanted to experience it.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
It's negative twenty five decibels.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Negative apparently, okay, and the cash prize apparently as a rumor.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'd be willing to try it. Yeah, it sounds cool
because they have it at the JBL office. That's the
one that I went into. And once they closed the door,
speaker people. Yeah, yeah, and once they close the door,
it's just that's cool. You want it, I would do it? Yeah,
you want to go?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Now when you yell in there? Does it sound weird?
It's not reflecting? That's crazy? Like does it even make
a sound?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I know?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Can you just hear it like internally right organization?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So sound that's escaping, Because the sound that's escaping, it's
not reflecting back, so it's not coming back to your ear.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
It would plably sound like you were super far away from.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, water so weird. Well, their office is really cool.
I mean, we're what we're way into sound so obviously
because what we do, but uh, the stuff that they
do there is crazy. They put me in like this thing.
It'll hit sound on you in a full like if
you were standing in the middle of a basketball or
something like that. Yeah, yeah, it's it's weird. You can't
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even explain it. This is such a trip.
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Show.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it's November fourth. I
keep forgetting today's election day.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, I forget so many places across the country. Really
to get a stiffer, I.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Know, dude, I've paid so little attention to I've like
tuned out on politics so hard, and on news in general.
Meet I feel like the only place I'm getting news
is when I get here. Me too, And I used
to keep up with it more. And then I hired
dumb ass Tyler to do a bunch of stuff like
(15:09):
before the show, to kind of like pull all that
stuff where I used to be on all the websites
and finding these different things and getting them, like, you know,
prepared for the show. I hired him to do that
so it would get me a little extra time in
the morning. And so now I'm like, kinda I'm just
at the mercy of whatever dumb ass Tyler has brought
to How scary is that?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Yeah, that's a lot of trust.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
My portal into reality is dumb ass Tyler.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
When time off and I get back for all I
know world War three has started.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I wouldn't know, yeah, because if you look at if
you look at the Instagram, which if I'm on social
media at this point, it's Instagram. I can't even tell
you the last time I went on on Twitter account.
I used to go on there to research some more
of the new stuff because all the news accounts.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Twitter is kind of for news, but the last time
you were on it, what it was called Twitter?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
And Instagram.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Instagram is just more for stuff and stuff that I
can send to my wife, like go check out this
really cute golden retriever. Yeah, some other funny stuff, a
lot of flying videos on of plane stuff, but stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
But yeah, that's it. I've really, I've really made a
point to just ignore most things.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
Yeah, it's for the best. You'll say, you're saying, I forget.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Who I was. Uh, it's bad? Was it?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Pete Davidson? He said he's just completely off social media?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Nice, Well he needed it, like, yeah he was.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The next level is at Sharon where he doesn't have
a phone, doesn't even have a phone. Yeah, he has
email and that's how you get a hold of Yeah,
And like I just realized, like when you when you're
on some of these things, like most of stuff you're
even looking at, like the stuff that is getting posted
by people like I don't even care who cares, Like
I don't care about any of this stuff. This is
like it's supposed to be like an algorithm that I'm
(16:49):
interested in. So now it's like I seek out things.
So I found myself more on YouTube now.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah, YouTube, because I'll look at something that I'm interested in,
and all of a sudden, it's the rabbit hole all
the other things that you'll be interested in based on
what you already watched. I signed up for YouTube Premium
what because I got sick of the the ads, like
in the right in the middle of the video, right
in the good part.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It was thought about you.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
The other night, I was watching a Depeche Mode video
on YouTube as you do, right, and.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Halfway through the song, I should get this YouTube. Yeah,
so YouTube premium, no no more ads? And what is
that one? I don't know. I have no idea. That's
they threw it to me.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
They pictured it to me right in the middle. Said
you know you could skip these ads and go click soul. Yeah,
I'd even look. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Well, anyway, Tay's Election Day.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
It's a National candy Day, get rid of it so
much leftover Halloween candy. It's National Day of Community Service. Uh,
It's National easy bake oven Day. Oh, the idea is.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Better than the reality. The light bulb that bakes.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
It takes forever. And then there's like it's a it's
one of those like Trader Joe's to bite brownies when
it's done. It's a row Dinner Day. And it's also
used your common sense day today every day, please do
all right? We got the birthdays of the porn of
Birthday coming up here in just a moment of first
minute's gonna tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Well, Stranger Things actor David Harbor. He he's the dad
and stranger of things. He's not having a good couple
of months recently because he got divorced from singer Lily Allen.
And then Lily Allen came out with a whole album
talking about their divorce, and she apparently was saying that
he cheated, even though other people say they had an
(18:33):
open marriage. But oh no, it's not going well there now.
Entertain was married to a British singer what What song?
Because the name sounds familiar.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
You very much. She has quite a few songs that Alfie.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, you'd remember it. Yeah, because alternative ratio stesses
were playing her songs for a bit. All right, I'll
look it up, Okay, look it up, all right. Also,
continuing the story, not very good entertainment websites are reporting
that Millie Bobby Brown filed the harassment uh acclaim against
(19:14):
him before they started filming this last season, and just
saying that he was bulling her and harassing her uh
the Also the claims do not have any sexual background
on that, so don't don't think about that, but just
saying that he was being very mean on set. Lily Allen,
this is the first video that came up but soon okay,
(19:35):
all right.
Speaker 14 (19:37):
Yeah, song called smile yeahone.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
And just like her cuddling and that was some good
the videos on YouTube premium. Oh yeah, but I do
remember this song for so.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You can.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Be she was married to the Stranger things soon yeah,
and before that she was very too a guy for.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Crystal Method.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
I feel like this is when we worked together years ago.
That song came out like maybe like two thousand and eight. Yep,
absolutely is that.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
One that was?
Speaker 15 (20:31):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Actually she the one whose dad is no, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Also, just to add to the pile of crap, apparently
there was some woman that was staying at his house
ten years ago and she jumped out of a window.
And now people are talking about that like such a
cool guy. What's up? I don't know, but you know,
when stuff starts going down, people start piling on, piling
on like crazy. All right, moving on, did you see this?
(21:02):
The speculation is over. Jennifer Aniston does have a man.
His name is Jim Curtis. Just saw that. And if
you don't know who that is, he is a hypnotist,
author and wellness coach. Oh yeah, apparently Jennifer. Don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I've never really heard anything about her as a person.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I've heard that she's.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Really nice, oh really yeah, But I mean, I don't
know if she's weird, not that I've heard.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
But she could be.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
She seems like she just be kind of normal and chill.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah, and it's always weird, Like I don't know, you know,
why she never really seemed to, you know, stand out.
I guess it doesn't really matter, but it's just surprising,
like she's rich, she's famous, she's pretty. Yeah, she seems cool.
Like how did she not have like some perfect guy?
Speaker 11 (21:45):
Yeah, well but she did, she just didn't didn't stay.
I mean she's had a lot of like Brad Pitt,
she's had justin.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Thorroawu, I know that's what I mean. Like you know
somebody who just that's just stuck. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
But they went in Instagram official guy. She's off the market.
Over at HBO Max. The TV show Welcome to Darry Yeah,
the third biggest hit ever next to House of the
Dragon and the Last of Us. Okay, okay, got it, Sorry,
(22:16):
we got there. We two shows I didn't watch, so
I'm sorry I didn't stick it to memory. But you
you said you watched it, Gina, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
I saw the first.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
It's it's supposed to be very disturbing and weird, but
I'm like Greg, and everything is funny to me now,
Like it's just not.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Scary, So I guess it's good. I'll stick around. But
it's not that scary to me.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
I'm John Stephen King novel, right, but yeah, it's based
on it, okay, and like kind of the origin story gotcha.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, Now for Sammy, did you see this? This story
is not going away. Julia fox Halloween costume really upset
the Kennedy family. If you did not see she dressed
up as Jackie l the day that Kennedy got shot,
or the same dress everything, but the version that she
was warring for Halloween was covered in blood.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
Yeah, that's been a that's been a costume before. I mean,
she didn't even it looks like she didn't even have
a JFK with her with the half head blown off,
because I've seen that as.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
A couple of shots.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Way classier than she but you know, she's.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, well she's famous. So it got a lot of attention,
and they say it was not very classy. They said
it was desperate and disgusting as well.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
Well, Halloween is supposed to be horrific costume, scary, horrific moment.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, all right, now in the dumbest headline I've seen, uh,
Like in the past week, fans think Justin Trudeau's Halloween
costume is a nod to Katie Perry. He was dressed
as the shark from when she performed at the Super Bowl.
I think I think it's a.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Nonrec What do you think I never understood that, what,
like what the obsession was over that whole thing?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Stupid left shark thing because he was dancing like so off. Yeah,
even it looks like he's snuck on stage in the costume.
Is that what it was? Poreography? Yeah, he wasn't dancing
in sync. Yeah. I was kind of wonder like, what
the that's a big obsession with that?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Was?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
That and uh what did the fox say?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I never liked that people pretend to be in that,
they pretended to be into.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Uh, who's the dude from American Idol to tried out
William dude?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Shot the hon dog? Oh yeah, dog?
Speaker 16 (24:27):
You know whatever for the birthday, were gonna shiver, were
gonna she was like, it's and you know you don't
all right?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Starting with the celebrity, he is, Happy birthday to Sammy's favorite.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Did he fifty six years old? Are you going to
blow a call into the person today?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Actually can we wrap this up?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
There a story that did he get ah, did he
get attacked or something?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I saw that over the weekend.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
There's again we talked about he woke up to somebody
like holding.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
A knife, I didn't read it because I didn't care
yabout Sammy.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
If everybody would have, right, maybe it was like the
old first to know about it, talking about these alphareigthms,
like I've been seeing stuff lately, like it's a month
old popping up in my feet now, like it's.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
New poor Dinny, Right, guys. Yeah, Matthew McConaughey is fifty
six years old. Ralph Maccio, Daniel Russo and the crowdate
Kid movies, Cobra Kai.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
He's sixty four, possible he looks twenty five.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Former First Lady Laura Bush first of All. Bush is
seventy nine. Bethany Frankel, one of the original Real Housewives
of New York City and a legit multimillionaire thanks to
that whole like Skinny Girl. Oh yeah, thanks fifty five Today.
Jeff Probes, the host of Survivor, is sixty four. Celebrity chef.
He's an Austime houses pie. Curtis Stone is fifty years old,
(25:52):
and Kathy Griffin, Oh, he is sixty five. Left her
for the bottom of the shoe.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
No, she's in that movie weapons right your is Michelle Moist.
Moist and Today's birthday Girl.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
She's juggled more balls than the Harlem Globetrotters, and ninety
three fine films, including a bunch that are play on
her name, like Experience Miss Moist. She was in forecast
calls for Hot Wet Moist. She was in Hot Wet Lesbians,
also Deep Moist Treatment Volume one. Then she's also been
(26:26):
some other films like Between the Cheeks. She was in
Baby Loves the Shaft Volume eleven. She was in Smoking
and Masturbating in the Sun and who Can Forget her?
Unforgeta role in Danger Type Vagina Ahead, Look.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Danger. That's Michelle Moyst, who's thirty nine years old. Today.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
That's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
a Tuesday morning look at what's happening in the world
of entertainment here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Is all right, welcome back.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I got this uh delivery and it had my wife's
name on it. It was an Amazon delivery, and it
had all this random stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
And she didn't order any that. I didn't order anyth that.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I'll order stuff off of our Amazon Sometimes stuff I
order comes with her name on the label.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I mean, no big deal. I didn't order it. Nobody
in our house ordered this stuff.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
And it was like a seat cushion, you know, like
people with a bad back, like we'll have like an
extra like almost like a memory phone kind of thing.
There there was that there was just something like just
random like this organizer I don't even know, look almost
kind of like a like a tackle box looking thing.
Uh huh, different I don't know, maybe for like crafts,
(27:46):
different buttons or beads or is that what's called kaboot.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
They were back in the day and they still have them.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Is that where the whole a kitten kaboodle came from?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, it's just what I we didn't order it. That's
so strange. Now what's that thing called where? Uh they're doing? Brush?
You're brushing? Okay.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
I was trying to tell my wife that I've heard
of something happening where you'll get random stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
But what are they trying to do? Again? Okay, we're
going hard this. It's I forget though the same way.
Speaker 15 (28:18):
It's like it's if they send it to a resident
and it's marked just delivered to a real life address,
that gets them credibility in the system, I.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Believe, And they want fake reviews. I'm looking at right now,
so I'm supposed.
Speaker 15 (28:30):
To review this stuff now, but it'll be it'll be
marked as because they just send it to any address,
but it'll be marked as like actually delivered, right.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, I'll be marked is delivered and sold, So it
like helps them on the reviews. Also they will put
like fake QR codes in there, and they want you
to they put it in your information.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
There was Joe kind of on them if you just
keep it and move on with your life.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
There was there was nothing in there, but it was paperwork.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
Is it just to have a confirmed purchase so that
it will be four thousand people ordered this, But really
it's just then ordering it and sending it to their
firmed account.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Because there are like piles of trash on Amazon that
are like best user, you know best most bottom?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Am I am I in the wrong? If we like,
what are we supposed to do with this stuff?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Can we keep it?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You're supposed to report it. We did.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
We called Amazon and said we didn't order this stuff,
and they go, we're not quite sure where it came
from either, and nothing will.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Happen and that's the end of it.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
And it was in there but it was a box
that had that Amazon tape, so weird, the Amazon.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Brand taped over it paper tape. Yeah, my wife's name
on it. It looked like any other Amazon delivery.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
And there wasn't anything that you ordered that hasn't come yet.
Speaker 15 (29:40):
No, okay nothing. This is like the next level, like
it was really weird. Step one and then step two,
question mark, Step three, profits of it?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
What is China? What are you doing to China? This
is mysterious.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yeah, because I told my wife said, maybe we should
just donate this stuff because I don't want to be
in possession of it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, you've done nothing. I'm not going to jail over this.
We'll be right back shows all right, into.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Another new hour Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Thank you for being here. I'm on it. That's great.
Speaker 15 (30:19):
Gory.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, we got menace?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
What is up?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
High?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
What are you working at sea a bass? There's Sam
Morgan's here? No reason the reason?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Laugh what I'm just getting ready?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What? What?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
What just went through your mind in that moment? I
don't know fun being honest, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Start randomly cracking up. I look up at most it's
just like Chuck late Yeah, is it residual high?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Okay, all right, that was that was strange. Yeah, I'm
not having a great time, don't get me wrong, but
I'm enjoying myself. Yeah, we're all having the blast.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
It's all good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. I will try that new game out again.
Can you get back through?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It?
Speaker 8 (31:03):
So funny?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So you know what it is. Here's here's what I've learned.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
You know, if you ever watched the Howard Stern movie
back in the day at that time, he said, and
that's when I learned a very important lesson lesbians equal ratings, right,
and that that time has has passed.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
You know, we moved on.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Uh, the dumber, the dumber things are, the more people
like them.
Speaker 9 (31:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I found like the the just the more, the more dumb,
the more silly, get.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
A big response. Yeah, people like to participate.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
You guys like really simple things, which is great because
instead of us, you know, dumb people sitting around trying
to think of like some high level idea, is something
so stupid, something so dumb? Like and it was all
from the one day we were trying to get somebody
called back in. We called a name and they were
supposed to call back with a certain amount of time,
(31:56):
and uh, we got disconnected and we were looking for
that person. Yeah, and we just kept going through and
people like that was the funniest thing they've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
And I'm like a kept answering the call.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Hey girl, Yeah, so you know there's a new contest.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Can you get back through? And we'll tell you so,
like you'll call in, Uh, we'll give.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
You a password and then the the the task is
you got to try to call back in to the
same number, the radio station number and get through in
that time. But everybody else is trying. The rest of
the listeners are trying to keep you from being able
to get through. Yeah, and we'll just keep going through
the phones, hoping that you pick up or that we
pick up and you're on the other end.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
It's the dumbest contest. Yeah, but people love that stuff.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
I know the guy was able to do it last time.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah. Yeah, but what do we give you? Like five minutes? Yeah,
I think it was five minutes. We set the time.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Look, it's it's stupid, but it's your chance to win something.
We got that coming up. Gina Grad's got this morning's
trending news headlines.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Well, an announcement hit this morning that former VP Dick
Cheney died at eighty four years old. Yeah, forty six,
Vice president from two thousand and one to two thousand
and nine under President George W. Bush and with big
part of the remember the war on Terror in the
early two thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Face he did that, that was part of the war
on Terror.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Yeah, His family released a statement saying he died from
complications of pneumonia and heart disease. And just a little
background on this guy. He spent nearly four decades working
on the Capitol. He was the youngest White House Chief
of Staff under President Ford Ow represented Wyoming in the
US House of Representatives, Secretary of Defense under President Bush Senior,
then VP under President Bush Junior. No, he's known for
(33:39):
being the most politically active and influential.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
VP in history.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, well, he'll be missed.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
Elections are happening all over the country today, and even
though it's not a presidential year, the results are going
to show how voters feel about the big parties and
their big policies. So here's just a couple of the
key races that people are going to be watching. California
Prop fifty, that's the whole redistricting saying. Now, this measure
would let the state redraw its congressional map, which would
pretty much help Democrats gain up to five US House seats.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah, and that's such a substantial lead. Yeah, sixty support. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
New York City's mayoral race.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Those are candidates Zoran Mamdani, who is a socialist Democrat.
He would be the New York's first Muslim mayor, former
Governor Andrew Cuomo, who's an independent, and Curtis Leewall, who's
a Republican. And New Jersey's governor race. That's Republican Jack
Cidarelli against Democrat Mikey Cherrell. And since New Jersey usually
votes Democrat, this race is going to show whether Republicans
(34:37):
are gaining any ground or none at all. And Week
nine wrapped up last night with the Cardinals taking on
the Cowboys. The Cardinals gave.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Dak Prescott a tough night, sacking him five times, forcing
three turnovers a born game.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, the two teams of losing records. You know that
used to be the Thursday night matchup. You know, like
the THURSDA night football matchups were always garbage, and those
have been pretty good. And now it's like, you know,
Sunday night, Thursday night, and these Monday nights have been
dogs for the most part.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Week Well.
Speaker 11 (35:06):
Wide receiver Marvin Harrison Junior also had one of his
best games of the season. He caught seven passes for
ninety six yards and a touchdown that did help the
Cardinals win twenty seven to seventeen. And actress Diane Ladd
somebody I know Morgan knows from a ton of movies.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
Oh yeah, I love her so much.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
She passed away at eighty nine years old. She was
a three time Oscar now mama.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
She she Lord Dirt, Laura Dirt's Wait, I still don't
know another actor we're talking about either.
Speaker 11 (35:34):
Yeah, she was an actress and tons of movies, TV theater,
big standout roles and again some of Morgan's favorites Alice
doesn't Live here Anymore, Wild at Heart, Ramblin Rose.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:44):
Two of those were with her daughter, Laura Dern, who
posted a very nice tribute saying her mom was an
amazing hero. And are you familiar with Bruce Dern? That's
her father. Nope, said this was a tremendous actress.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You don't know, Bruce Rucie, Yeah, old Bruce. I'm looking
up Lauren Dern. Laura, Laura Laura Dern.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
I mean, did you ever see dress that's.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Not going to be like the same way that he
mentions people? We go, who the f is that? Jurassic Mark?
And I'm not And I've heard the name and I
couldn't tell you why.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
Christmas vacation she was. She's one of the grandma's.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, oh, you know what, I think Clark's mom, right.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Yeah, the like classy one.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, Clark's mom. Right, it looks beautiful.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
I thought I knew the name Diane Ladd, but I
couldn't tell you from where.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, I know she was Laura Durn's mom. Yeah, there
you go, learning so much?
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Is she British?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 10 (36:39):
No, no, good, try the more sounds like a British name.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Well.
Speaker 11 (36:42):
The Trump administration has announced that they'll release half of
the usual SNAP benefits for people on the program. However,
none of it will be available for new applicants this month,
and even with some money coming in, it's going to
take time. States are going to need to update their
systems to handle the snap payments, and the USDA says
it could take weeks or even months for some to
do that updates. There what all this is happening, by
(37:04):
the way, as the government shut down drags into its
fifth week with no end in.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Sight, it's a new record, like an all time record,
like the longest shutdown ever.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
We're number one.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Garbage is what it is.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
It is gonna go past the holidays. I'm telling you
they don't care.
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Then they don't get a brain.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
You know all about that, but you don't know about
Laura Dern.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Yeah, a guy in Chicago was arrested in charge yesterday
after he threatened to kill President Trump on social media.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
He's fifty seven years old.
Speaker 11 (37:32):
He posted a selfie style video back in mid October,
and he said he was going to get some guns
and take care of business himself. He continued by saying
he was tired of all the effing frauds and that
people needed to f and die. And he ended the
video by saying that Trump should be executed.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
See, and this is the problem. These people will get
so crazy, like politics just completely destroys them. Yeah, you know,
and like assumes people I have a number of people
in my life, friends, family members and such were is
like the super Bowl, Like it's it's it's such a
whatever election day totally. But it's not even the midterms.
(38:07):
It's not a presidential election. But man, they're all over
Their whole day is just surrounding, you know, like centered
on this election today.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
And you're going to see so many stickers, so many.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Stickers, like they're they're they're like, can't They've canceled other
plans because they're going to be home watching like returns.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
I'm like, wow, for people that we pay their employees,
they don't care about you.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Right, they're approving right now. They don't actually care about you,
yeah at all.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
You're not getting snap benefits, You're not getting paid.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, what's week.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
The video of this dude made it to a concerned citizen,
which is nice. He reported to the local authorities and
the dude was charged with making a threat in interstate
commerce to injure a person and if he's convicted, he
could look at five years in prison. And finally, just
another reminder that the Mega millions drawing is tonight. That
jackpot is up to oh nothing, eight hundred million and
(39:01):
no one has won a jackpot in November since twenty sixteen.
It's been growing since June when somebody won in Virginia
in Friday's drawing. More than half a million tickets won
these little, smaller prizes and the whole total payout was
like eleven million.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
They're five bucks at piece, Greg, Yeah, I know that much.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
They were they were two.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
Now there's not a power ball five.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I thought power balls two bucks. I don't know. That
might be five as well. I don't know. I always
find these kind of complicated.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Well, if somebody, yeah, there's a lot of them. If
someone matches all six numbers, it's going to be the
ninth largest Mega million's jackpot ever. And yeah, they're five
bucks drawings or every Tuesday and Friday at eleven pm Eastern.
The odds of winning any prize are one in twenty
three that's great dollar, but the jackpot that's.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
One in two hundred and ninety year, like.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Greg to stick with Keno, Yeah right, it's I saw
a guy at the Communion store earlier in the week
and he was buying like.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
A fistful in each ticket. I swear was minimum twenty bucks.
Y like on those scratchers. Yeah, you know, and he
had like a ton of them.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
That's an addiction.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
It was like, how much would you just spend on scratchers?
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Yeah, those are the ones that have the big prizes.
But imagine spending twenty bucks on a scratcher.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
On one scratcher I did once. I got crazy think
about it. It's like one pool on a twenty dollars
slop machine.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Way can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Greg, I'll tell you this, Greg, I did win one
hundred dollars. That's good. And how much I quit the game?
Twenty bucks on a twenty dollars ticket.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
This is the most I've ever won on a scratcher
was one hundred. Yeah, and that was a I think
it was a one dollar ticket.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I never played again. Turn I never won ever.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
You never win.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
I don't think I've ever won either, or get like
a play again.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Well, we talked about this all the time, and Sammy
says it's like part of people's DNA or something. The
winners just win because, dude, I'm telling you, we have
listeners that come to come out to every single event
and I'll do raffles and somehow they win every time,
even though there are like a couple hundred people there.
A couple hundred people there, and they get picked every time.
Speaker 12 (41:03):
How something that says that luck is genetic, I don't
know the science side, and there were studies done and
that luck is genetic.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I don't know, but dude, I'm sorry to believe that
from the scientific standpoint make any sense. I could blame
my parents for never winning. So there was this one contest.
I'm like, okay, there's as let me do a new
way of giving away gift card, right, So I went
and I hid somewhere. I wrote down a number in
on my hand, I closed it, and I went around
(41:31):
the crowd of hundreds of people. And the guy that
won is a guy that shows up to every single event.
He guessed the number. I'm like, how how did this
guy gets sixty nine? Like something obvious for any listener
in the show? No, it was seventeen, but I'm just like, dude.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Three brothers in California, I guess their mom died and
they were going through the attic and they found a
pristine copy of the first Superman comic from nineteen thirty nine.
It's going up for auction. I thought about Greg and
that guitar. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
You done anything with that yet?
Speaker 7 (42:06):
A couple of days from now, I'm meeting with a
quote appraiser expert.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Greg was given these guitars. Yeah, I got when his
brother died. One guitar in three basses.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah. And it turns out these guitars, at least one of.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
Them, one of them, yes, is potentially worth a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah. It doesn't have a series. It was unknowns to
your your brother.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
I'm assuming he knew a lot about basses, so I
think he knew that was his most valuable one. I
don't know how he didn't sell it already. Yeah, but
it's called a Lembic, which is apparently is like a
cool brand a bass.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah, so I mean, but not not exactly this, not
exactly for Superman. Yeah, it's going up for auction. It
could sell for over six million dollars. I'm just sitting
in someone's attic.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
That's luck.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
That's right, got some serious FU money. If you still
miss your mom at that point though.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Right, say that im Yeah, she had a good life
because if it wasn't for that, we would have never
been going through this attic. That's exactly right. Got to
find a silver lining, you know. Guys.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
All right, so let's let's take the break and then
we'll come back and we'll get somebody on the line
to see if you can get back through. And again,
everybody else, you have a role on this as well,
because you have to try to call in to keep
the other person from getting back through and getting the prize.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Else it's not a game effort. You know.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
We can actually add another wrinkle to it. Yeah, all right,
so let's get a contestant. You will have to try
to get back through in the five minutes. Okay, if
you do that, we'll give you a prize. If we
get to the five minutes and we haven't gotten to
that person yet, the last person on the phone that
we talked to, they'll be the winner. Incentivizes you see, Yeah,
(44:00):
this is how ideas happened.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
This is this is how the next great get. It's
the dumbest thing ever. It's a can you get back through?
If you want to be the person that's trying to
get back through, give us a call eight seven seven
forty four Woody No.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Woody show text Dan eight seven, Yeah, look at me,
call in. We're gonna play this game dumb, it's it's
it is.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
We'll it's a it's a new game. We played it
once before. It's called can you get back through?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
That's like eight seven seven forty four?
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Woody Morgan's been working on. It's getting somebody uh lined up.
Let's say how to Curtis.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Curtis.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Curtis, Hey, guys, good morning.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
What are you doing. Curtis doing well? All right, having
to work. Listen to you guys.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
All right, So Curtis, the deal is, uh, we're gonna
talk to you here for a second, and then as
soon as we hang up, you're gonna have to get
back through.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Same number.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
You just call it eight seven seven forty four. Go
five minutes to do that. Now, Morgan did give you it.
Don't tell me what it is, don't say it on
the air. But Morgan gave you a password, right she did. Okay,
that way we know it's actually Curtis because a lot
of people might try to pretend I'm Curtis.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Well Curtis, yeah, all right, Curtis. Hear the first route? Yea, yeah, alright,
So you know how dumb it is. It's super super dumb,
all right, So we're gonna We're gonna hang on now.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Everybody else call in eight seven seven forty four Woody
and h Curtis is gonna have five minutes to call in.
Your job as the listeners are to keep calling and
jamming up the phone lines to keep Curtis from getting through. Now,
if we get to the five minute mark and we
haven't talked to Curtis yet, whoever is that last person
on the line, they will be the winner and they're
(45:48):
gonna win.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
The prize, steal it from Curtis. See how that works?
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Uh huh, all right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
All right, Curtis, I'm gonna hang up on anybuddy.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Time time starts right now.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Okay, all right, let's go uh right to the phones.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, what is show? Who's this? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
This?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Is me saying, oh yeah, it doesn't sound anything like Curtis.
I would thank you for the call. What do you show?
Who's this.
Speaker 9 (46:19):
From Mondo?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
What's your zodiac sign? Oh? It's laughing?
Speaker 7 (46:28):
Great, it's cool. You think you would know that about show?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Who's this? Hello? Walter? Hey, Walter, Walter, not Curtis. Does
he know his zodiac Sorr? Yeah? You know what your
zodiac sign is What does that mean? Sammy?
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Well that's in.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah, all right, what do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (46:52):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (46:53):
There's a scene though from Ontario, not Curtis, and I
don't believe them. All right, what do you show? Who's this? List?
How are you? How are you this morning?
Speaker 15 (47:06):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
You're doing great?
Speaker 9 (47:08):
Are you?
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (47:09):
We're doing good? Any thoughts on capricorns?
Speaker 15 (47:14):
No, I'm a leo, so we only love leos.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Everybody knows that. Thank you call, Thanks for listening to
the show. See what do you show? Who is this?
All right? Hello on poop? Hey is this Curtis?
Speaker 9 (47:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I love you, Morgan, sweet Curtis. What do you show?
Who is this? Curtis?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
What?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
What is the password?
Speaker 18 (47:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
You guys got me.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Lying, liar? What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (47:55):
Michael?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Michael? All right, Michael, not Curtis? Michael. How old were
you when you lost your virginity? Eighteen eighteen?
Speaker 4 (48:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Right, all right, that's respectable? All right, solid? What do
you show? Who is this? We're two minutes in, by
the way, Yeah, who is this? Nope? Sean not Curtis.
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (48:24):
Elvis from San Dimo, Oh way, oh.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
My god, what do you show? Who is this? Yeah?
Who is this? Hey?
Speaker 17 (48:35):
Sean?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Oh Sean? What's your favorite band of all time?
Speaker 9 (48:42):
Sublime?
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Sublime? Good choice, Seemon Alter Ego? What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (48:48):
Brian Jacksonville, North Carolina. I love bb wh.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
There's a guy, another guy, not Curtis. What do you show?
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (49:00):
Danny?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Hey? Danny's Danny. Danny just sounds like he's chilling. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Danny, thank you to call. What do you show?
Who's this? Hey? What is it? Robert? Robert? Hey, Robbie,
what do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (49:20):
This is Manny?
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Hey, Manny? Do you ever try anal? No? No, you're
missing out. We're just we're just drawing out random question.
What do you want for me? First thing that came
to mind, what do you show? Who's this? This is
Jeremiah from Santa Claride, Jeremiah, Good morning, Jeremiah. You ever
received Daniel? Has anybody ever played with your butt? Oh? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (49:46):
The Daily there was well, there was there was a
moment there where all the ladies magazines are trying to
convince ladies that that's what dudes really wanted was like
a digit and the sphincter.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, not so much. What do you show? Who's this? Erica? Erica? Hey, Erica?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
How she?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (50:05):
She was?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Well, Erica, I'm sorry I didn't win the trip to Dubai,
but I'm glad you finally made it through.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
We tried to call you a couple of times.
Speaker 12 (50:13):
I know, I know, I'm so fun.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah that's right, Well, thank you for calling. Thanks Erica.
Speaker 14 (50:17):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
We're four minutes and seventeen seconds in What do you show? Show?
What do you show? Who's this? Hi? Stephanie? Hi? Stephanie
is not Curtis? Thank you?
Speaker 13 (50:30):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (50:30):
What do you show? Who's this?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
What do you show? Who's this? U? Karen not Curtis,
not Curtis?
Speaker 5 (50:45):
All right, thanks to show who's this?
Speaker 9 (50:49):
Miss Curtis is not Curtis?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Curtis with a clatorus. I want to show who's this?
All right now? Oh he got he got you, he
made it. I want to show who's this the wire? No,
it's not even what's the password is Curtis? What's the password?
Speaker 5 (51:08):
I'm telling you for four minutes and fifty eight seconds
when I picked up that call.
Speaker 9 (51:13):
Oh yeah, what what's the password Belzone Morgan.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
The that's incredible, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I'm
telling you, yeah, if you're listening on the podcast, I
want you to time it yourself, and I want you
to look at the time when we picked up this call.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
That's four minutes and fifty eight seconds. I was looking
right at the clock when I picked up it. Curtis,
I'm talking about it. Bye a, bye a.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
You got through and you are the winner on can
you get back through it?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (51:53):
That is on the thing.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
That is unbelievable. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Well Curtis, congratulations, enjoy your prize. Hang on one second,
We'll get all your information.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Okay, let's appreciate it all right. Wow, have you ever
tried any.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
Well, of course, okay, yeah, obviously I'm just throwing it
out there.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Excuse me be the question to day.
Speaker 9 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Well, Curtis, congratulations, Hang on one second, we got some more.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Wow. I can't did four minutes and fifty eight seconds.
Speaker 14 (52:21):
That was unto old buddy minutes.
Speaker 13 (52:25):
How about je Guy juice guy.
Speaker 5 (52:30):
Yeah, he just looks off like a like a marshmallow.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (52:36):
His name is Menace though.
Speaker 18 (52:37):
He's kind of like a menace in the streets.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
They show.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
Well, this dude in Isla goes into a bar, It's
the beginning of every great joke.
Speaker 15 (52:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Anyway, he went into a bar dressed up in his
Halloween costume as Hitler. Good idea full on Nazi uniform,
the Hitler mustache, the whole thing. He was posing for
pictures while doing the Nazi salute.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Wow, that's not everyone in the bar one of the pictures.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Some people complained, but one employee and the owner blew
it off, saying it was just a costume.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Really, I mean, that's the Hitler. Anyway.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
The owner of the bar has been getting a ton
of heat about this whole thing since word got out,
and now he's on the defensive. He said that he
did ask this guy to leave, but he regrets not
acting sooner. He says he was an utter shock at
the costume, and so he went to his office to
clear his head and to think about the costume. Okay,
(53:39):
and then after a little bit he decided then that
the guy needed to go.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
That's what people, you know, I'm seeing this. I'm really
upset by it.
Speaker 5 (53:48):
I think I'm gonna go to my office for a
few minutes and I'm just gonna think on this flea.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, man, how do he grade that? I mean from
an excuse generation? Yeah, my mentals were stuff. Yeah, I
mean it is pretty good, but not believable.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
He's been getting a death threats over it, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
That's that's overboard.
Speaker 5 (54:09):
Now as far as the guy who was in the costume,
he's a hockey coach there in town at Drake University,
or or should I say he.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Was a hockey coach. He's been so fired.
Speaker 11 (54:19):
Yeah, he's not a great representation of the school.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah, so you're out, you're fired.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
A woman in New York she was out last week
trick or treating and she found that someone had stuck
a sewing needle inside of a piece of candy.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
Now my first question here is why is a grown
lady trick tree?
Speaker 5 (54:38):
Why is a grown ass woman out trick treating? Was
there a kid with her?
Speaker 9 (54:44):
Like?
Speaker 3 (54:44):
Why? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (54:45):
She calls the cops, reports the needle in the candy,
and then hit up the community facebook page. She gave
everybody a heads up. Cops dig into it and figured
out this bitch had made the whole thing up.
Speaker 11 (54:55):
Of course, there has not been one real case of
this ever, having a this is like an eighties.
Speaker 8 (55:00):
Like rumor mill.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
This is like finger in the chili kind of thing.
Speaker 12 (55:04):
Yeah, and a sewing needle, like a grandma is putting
that in the candy.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
She wasn't even in the neighborhood, she wasn't out trigger cheating.
She just wanted the attention. So she was arrested in
charge with making a false report.
Speaker 11 (55:17):
And this bitch is the reason we all had to
take our candy to the emergency room when we were
kids to have it x rayed.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
You actually do that, Yes, we did x ray.
Speaker 11 (55:26):
Yes, because like the moms would take all the kids
would be like twenty of us and we don't have
to stand in line with our bags.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
Cancer.
Speaker 11 (55:36):
I mean you can't put there's no needles, Yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
Did you put a lead vest over it? Yeah? Yeah,
just pray for some lead.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
Maybe drag it across a field of aids.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Is that era of the tail and all murders?
Speaker 8 (55:59):
Absolutely?
Speaker 11 (55:59):
And the and when you used to get candy bars
with just the foil, you know, so they're kind of
like basically open and exposed, remember, and then it was
just wrapped.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
So hershey bars, Yeah, Hershey bars used to be wrapped
in foil and then it was inside of like a
paper sleeve that had the brown Hershey wrapper.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
That all that had to stop.
Speaker 5 (56:18):
Yeah, see, I remember they would say you could bring
your your candy down, and they would like, X ray,
sure would. But I never knew anybody who actually did it.
Your parents did that.
Speaker 8 (56:28):
Well, to be fair, it wasn't. It wasn't my mom.
It was a friend's mom who said, okay, girls, everyone
get in the minivan and we're going to the emergency room.
We had to stand there in our costumes, we put
our bags through.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (56:40):
I'm older than you. I don't remember them doing that.
Speaker 8 (56:42):
Yep, it happened in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (56:44):
Well.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
The other thing is like we would know that the
parents would want to go through the candy before we
get home, so like as we're walking and trigg or treating,
we'd just be eating the candy.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah, no one's checking it exactly. Do it right there.
Speaker 8 (56:55):
You didn't save it till you got home to just
put it all in piles. Yeah, I want to do. Yeah,
my brother and I would do they train and.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
Then categorize it we were eating it.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Did do that with the rest of it that was
left when we get back. We had to try to
figure out we would hide the wrappers in the bushes.
Speaker 9 (57:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
He didn't want to get caught eating the candy before
your mom had a chance to look for the staples. Right,
you did good stuff. Categorize yours like by chocolate, by
fruit trees, and you could give up and trade.
Speaker 5 (57:24):
You didn't do that, And wow, and they were I
know right, alright, eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, that's
the number here, Morgan, on scale one.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
To ten, what would you give the Woody show?
Speaker 10 (57:35):
I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with six.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
No, but to show.
Speaker 10 (57:43):
You know, seven even realized at the time what I
was saying.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Wow, I know right. Yeah. Well People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
It's English actor Jonathan Bailey. He is Lord Anthony in
Bridgerton and Fierro.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
And the Wicked Movies.
Speaker 8 (58:06):
Okay, yeah, sorry, he's gay, very gay.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah, a wheel.
Speaker 5 (58:10):
Not What do you give him on a scale of
one to ten.
Speaker 10 (58:13):
He's a good looking dude. I'd give him an eight.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
An eight, yeah, same, I'd.
Speaker 10 (58:19):
Give him an eight. He's not really my type either,
but I get it.
Speaker 18 (58:21):
He looks at me.
Speaker 12 (58:23):
Everyone thinks they know what my type is and then
they don't nail it.
Speaker 8 (58:27):
He's like generic hot guy very four four whoa.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
Is because he's not brown?
Speaker 7 (58:35):
Yeah, I mean that's a huge party.
Speaker 8 (58:37):
Doesn't hurt?
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Yeah nothing, That's totally Sammy's type.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
Generic dude. I'll give you the opinion.
Speaker 15 (58:49):
His hair is a little too dark and he needs to
be chestnut brown.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
All right, what do you think, menace?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yeah, actually I do agree with that. He's a little
too rugged for saying I think there's.
Speaker 12 (59:02):
There's another picture that I'm seeing of him with a
shade face and glasses and that I'm like, yes, nice,
any more of a clean cut. His hair is more
clean cut, So actually he is my type, but not
his current look.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
Never heard of that dude, neither, I mean, yeah, yeah,
it's a wicked I don't remember this guy.
Speaker 11 (59:23):
Gig look samy like some better with the glasses and
the clean cut. Now he I didn't think he could
look much.
Speaker 3 (59:31):
If that's a four, what is someone like sea bass
two range?
Speaker 5 (59:40):
It's only two points away, like half of that, yeah,
half of that, because there's not much further to go
from four.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (59:48):
Well, that's true. Right, but you know, I'm very I
have my type. Yeah, I do stick to it.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, but okay, all right, but do you think Sea
Bass has kissable lips? Right to see him work? Ye?
Does have some more drama at the apartment building.
Speaker 15 (01:00:05):
Though, Yes, drama personally, but this is secondary.
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
What's new?
Speaker 15 (01:00:09):
Yes, that that's that's old drama. We've been there. But
I have new drama. Where I was walking to the
gym as usual, and on the taped to the glass
it was a picture of the I can't don't show
this fond because he's got all his information.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
The thief of the week, thief. It says thief of
the week on.
Speaker 15 (01:00:30):
It, and it's got his name, it's it's well produced,
it's got a screenshot from looks like his TikTok and
his Facebook account and he's vaping in the photo. Well, yeah,
I think he's a cool guy. Yeah yeah. So, by
the way, you need some audio for this, It's in
my main folder there. What it says, your neighbor name
is a thief and likes to take things that don't
belong to him itself on Facebook marketplace. If you happen
(01:00:54):
to run into name, tell him he has until a
week or two to put back what he stole, or
the police will pay him a visit.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
He kind of messed up.
Speaker 15 (01:01:04):
When he stole from a police family, but will be
nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Oh, I kind of like it. Hold on, there's a
sign battle because you're putting up signs. Now this person
is putting on I.
Speaker 15 (01:01:15):
Don't put up Actually, I don't post signs anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Menace.
Speaker 15 (01:01:18):
I make proper complaints with the proper channels.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
You don't. You do the gym and in the garbage shoot.
I thought, no, here's what I did.
Speaker 15 (01:01:27):
I posted a I took somebody who left a flyer,
not a sign. But I don't do it in public.
I'll do it to the individual. Like for what I
was talking about, if somebody left their bag of trash
in the trash shoote room, just on the floor, So
I went through, found their address because it was in
the trash, put a sign on that and put that
back in front of their door. But I don't put it.
I don't put signs up for the public.
Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
Right he hunts them down and find out where they live.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I could have sworn you, like hung up a sign
in the gym, No.
Speaker 11 (01:01:52):
Sea best would you consider this a threat, it says,
put it back. So and so we know who you are,
we know where you live, and we know what car
you drive.
Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Uh, that's a veiled, veiled thread.
Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Yeah, it will be nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I just know your location.
Speaker 15 (01:02:08):
Then, so this sign goes up and I'm like, yes,
nice because I didn't put this up, but I do
approve of it. Well, I'm walking around and then I
noticed it got torn down.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
A day or two later.
Speaker 15 (01:02:19):
It was replaced by a rebuttal sign. Yeah, oh this
is like your greg read the rebuttal sign okay without
the name obviously right, Yeah, TikTok candle.
Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
See here aka the thief. A few things to address here.
First of all, your packages sat in the garage near
my vehicle for an extended amount of time. Second, after
I moved your packages, I went to your residence and
I left you a note with my phone number all
cass oh caps. I waited over a month with no
response from you before listing it on Facebook. I assumed
(01:02:56):
that you moved. If you would like to talk like
an adult, I would be more than happy to communicate
with you already. You already have my social MEDIAM I like.
Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
This guy now, okay and turning around.
Speaker 15 (01:03:09):
This was a handwritten note, by the way, and it
has his TikTok account where he posted a five minute
video describing the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
So you look at what really happened at his TikTok.
Speaker 15 (01:03:19):
So I pulled that drama and this is a very
long clip, so you pause it because there's some things between. Okay,
So to reset one, one neighbor says their packages are
stolen and they got the info from the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Guy who was selling them on Facebook marketplace alleg I mean, like, yeah,
how did that happen?
Speaker 15 (01:03:36):
Well, let's find out, because again I went through this
guy's video and here is his explanation the thief of
why he took these packages.
Speaker 18 (01:03:42):
All right, literal proof that you can do the right things.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
What you I forgot.
Speaker 15 (01:03:47):
He's a drama based gay, so that's literal proofs drama
based all his post like when when he doesn't text
you back, it's all drama.
Speaker 13 (01:03:57):
Absolutely literal proof that you can do the right thing
or what you think is the right thing and people
will still come for you. There were some packages that
were left in the garage near my car and they
sat there for over a day at least over a day.
I don't know, because it was a little while ago whatever,
And this was a lot of packages. There were like
probably like eight, and I was like, somebody's going to
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steal these packages. Let me, let me take them and
I'll hold them for this person.
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
I'm not going to walk all the way to the
package room. I'm not a femil man, I'm not ups
I'm not FedEx. I write a note with my phone number.
Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Okay, pause, Like, wait, they leave these packages, You're not
going to walk them all the way to the mail
room and just leave them, leave them at their apartment
in the garage. Here's the thing I think if they're
if you have the concern that they're gonna get stolen,
that's your legitimate concern. You would walk them too, because
that's where they go. They go to the package room.
Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
If you don't feel like going all the to the
package room, then it's not that important.
Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
You probably just leave them where they are.
Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
And I don't want to be responsible. You have a
take into my house.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Do you have like a doorman at your No?
Speaker 15 (01:04:58):
No, now here's the thing though, y they alert the door.
Now here's the thing there? Why are the packages in
the garage. That's not where packages get delivered, by the way.
Yeah right, so he but he does take the time
to take these large number of packages, according to him,
and walk them to his apartment.
Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, weird, all right, well,
he continues.
Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
And I'm not ups I'm not FedEx. I write a
note with my phone number. I go to the unit
number where it's addressed to, and I leave the note there.
Speaker 18 (01:05:22):
I have your packages.
Speaker 13 (01:05:23):
Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy right now, y'all? Like?
Speaker 8 (01:05:28):
Ups?
Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Oh yeah, girlfriend? Hey wait, you still want Okay, now,
all right, how how heavy are these packages? Did you
find out?
Speaker 15 (01:05:36):
I didn't see, but he said they were. They were bulky,
and there were quite a few of them. So he's
taken the time to go to their apartment. This all
sounds nice and normal so far. I left a note
with his phone number. Okay, very responsible. Now that's let's
continue the note there.
Speaker 13 (01:05:49):
I have your packages. Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy,
right now, y'all. I just yeah, anyway, I'm like, hey,
I have your packages. Here's my phone number. Reach out
if you like, and we can arrange a time for
you to pick them up. Over month, goes by and
I don't hear anything from this person, and I was like,
all right, I'm thinking maybe they moved.
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:06:05):
I'm not going to hold all these packages in my apartment,
so I opened them and they turn out to be
like a bunch of trampolines or whatever. But you're not
going to use any trampoline. So I'm like, let me
post them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Okay, it's weird, noody, Okay.
Speaker 15 (01:06:21):
And the time that you okay, you went to the
you went to their apartment and left the note. Okay,
let's say you did that, fantastic lovely. Four weeks go
by and you don't, like, say, why.
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Wouldn't you've just left the packages at the door? Yeah,
right right. You don't have the time, and that was
in that month to walk.
Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Them down to the door your place, but not to
their place.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Yeah, and if you're parking near each other, you probably
are in the same building.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
I don't know. Drama based gay is seeming pretty guilty.
Speaker 15 (01:06:43):
So you've got these and you're like, well, they didn't
call me back again, like you said, Maybe they just
maybe they're out of town, maybe they moved. Maybe you
got the wrong address somehow.
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
So let's sell, right. I kind of believe like this
guy might be being honest, but he's just an idiot.
Speaker 15 (01:06:56):
That's great, Mene, you've come to my exact conclusion. Yeah,
this is a stupid and he's but also lazy but
so but not really it's not lazy. Yeah, he's it's weird, like.
Speaker 11 (01:07:05):
He's conscious selectively, he's kind of greedy.
Speaker 15 (01:07:08):
Yea, because my first move is I'm not going to
open your packages.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
It's go to the everywhere even talk about this.
Speaker 15 (01:07:13):
Go to the office, say hey, these packages were left out.
I grabbed them, and they'll come and put some someone.
Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
To your door picture.
Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
I'm back on the other people's side.
Speaker 15 (01:07:21):
I don't I don't remember what opened them. I don't
Number two sell them on Facebook, does any trampoline.
Speaker 18 (01:07:26):
So I'm like, let me post them on Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 13 (01:07:29):
About three days go by and this person takes it
upon themselves to be like, oh, this person's a thief,
blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 18 (01:07:35):
They post my picture on like.
Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
Multiple areas of my complex, Like you could have messaged
me instead of taking the coward's way out with your
tail between your legs. I went there tonight. I knocked
on the door. Let me let me just put the
clip of what what happened.
Speaker 18 (01:07:52):
I did you guys lose any packages recently?
Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
A chance?
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Day.
Speaker 18 (01:08:01):
Their previous resis they think I sold them, so I
left a note. Did you see a note like here?
There was a note?
Speaker 15 (01:08:07):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:08:08):
Was my phone number on it?
Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Okay, See that's a liar, right there, There was a
note here, right, that's what that's what liars do.
Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
Confirm what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Please right along. Yeah, you remember the note because that
guy would remember, and you remember the note? Right?
Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
Do you remember the note here?
Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Yeah, I'm not buying them?
Speaker 18 (01:08:26):
Did you see a note like here? There was a note?
Right was my phone number on it?
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Right?
Speaker 18 (01:08:30):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (01:08:30):
Anyways, you want you so bad, I'll deliver them right
back to where they came from.
Speaker 18 (01:08:34):
I'll leave them in the garage. You can come pick
them up.
Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
So now he's got the will to take them back
to the garage, not.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Just to their door. And this guy sucks.
Speaker 15 (01:08:44):
Yeah, none of these are long trips, by the way,
because I've done all these trips, I think I think
stupidity and we had tactically incompetent was a good text.
Don't know what they're doing, but they're also dishonest because
you know you're not. I don't sell the other people's
property when I have multiple avenues to get it back
to them or back to office, or back to the
mail room or back to Amazon, who whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
I agree with this text. This little queen's a thief.
Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
And how big is your complex?
Speaker 15 (01:09:08):
I could walk a city block, let's say. Okay, but
like I, I could walk from one building to the
other in less than three minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 15 (01:09:14):
I could be at any I could be at any
apartment and be at any other apartment in five minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Well that's awesome. Why I asked you if you had
a doorman, But you do have an office that you
can go. I could have gone.
Speaker 15 (01:09:23):
You could have left you in the office, and hey,
I got these packages.
Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Which I'm sure is a shorter walk than walking all
the way back to your apartment.
Speaker 15 (01:09:29):
With them and doing these trips with the phone number
and the TikTok.
Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
He's talking himself into a.
Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Mister Grimmis, you're a friendly courier checking in on the text,
opening someone else's package without permissions of federal fail. Every
thief should we just returned to sender.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Yeah, that would have that was all not necessary here alone.
Speaker 15 (01:09:47):
Yeah, I opened it and I don't need any trampolines.
Speaker 12 (01:09:49):
Okay, so you were looking for something that you needed
and then the girlfriends.
Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Not to sound like a cartnark's lazy bones, but uh,
kind of along the lines of just let him. Why
did he have to remove him from the garage in
the first place on your spot.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, exactly, Well he was afraid they were getting a
stolen which himself.
Speaker 15 (01:10:10):
Yeah, I would never think that. I would think these
are empty boxes. I would never It would never cross
my mind.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yeah, I would just gone to the office.
Speaker 15 (01:10:16):
And because for those packages to get to the to
the garage takes efforts like the you guessed what wouldn't
go to our garage?
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
So on the text over to two two nine eight seven,
whose side are you on? Are you on the uh yeah,
the drama based gay side, or are you on the
package owner's side?
Speaker 15 (01:10:38):
Who are out out for blood posting posting flyers?
Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Yeah, text your verdict you as the Woody showed jury
rule on this. On the text over to two to
nine eight seven, we got some more wood you show
for your next hang on, I got.
Speaker 8 (01:10:54):
To hear it the first time.
Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Show We'll be right back, all right, So now we
figured out And by the way, the text vote when
like one hundred percent to the would you call him
the drama gay drama, He doesn't breathe there. He brings
drama drama based gay being being the guilty one.
Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
A lot of people are saying both parties are stupid, though, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 15 (01:11:24):
If you have his TikTok and his Facebook marketplace, you
can message him.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Obviously or talk to the office, so that that puts
that whole thing to h to rest. But now Greg
wants to get in on the drama conversation because Greg's
got a go figure. If Sea Bass it totally tracks
that he has drama at his apartment building. It only
seems to make sense that Greg has a problem at
a store, specifically the grocery store is correct, which he
(01:11:49):
has a lot of weird hang ups about.
Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
Anyway, I do, and I haven't been back since this
thing happened, and Wood, you were not here the day I.
Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Change grocery stores. I did because Greg goes there so much.
Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Remember one, he was concerned that the going there every day,
they would they would judge him, going, oh, this guy's
here again.
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
He's here every day exactly. It's totally different, though. Yeah,
you can tell him they're going to miss me when
I'm gone.
Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
No, no, no, no. So here's what happened, Woodie. You
didn't hear the original story. I went to this store
because I needed to get dog food right, and the
dog food was marked twenty ninety nine. It rang up
twenty one ninety nine buck off. So I told him.
I said, hey, this rang up wrong. And then I
needed dog food again. I went to the aisle, grabbed
the dog food, and before going to the register, I
(01:12:33):
googled this store's policy if something rings up wrong, and
the policy says, if a price rings up wrong, you
get that item for free the end, no caveats, nothing.
So that happened again, and I thought, yes, I'm gonna
bring this up lucky day. So I go and I
talked to the checker and they bring over this woman
(01:12:56):
who I assume was the manager, maybe not, and I said, yeah,
you know I was here the other day. This rang
up wrong. It rang up wrong again, and your policy
says you're supposed to get the autem for free. And
her exact words were, we don't do that no more.
Say you know, I said, so, let me get this straight.
Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Yeah, excuse me, you mean anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
So you have a policy, but you don't follow it.
And then she changed her tune and she said, well,
we ain't paying for that because it was a twenty
dollars ee, well, we ain't paying for that. I said, well,
if it was cheaper, you would. No, we don't do that.
So anyway, it all just goes out the window. I
get the dollar back because they did ring it up wrong.
(01:13:36):
And then I thought, you know what, I'm going to
take this a step further. I'm gonna I think SEABSS
would support this. I filed a report with the Department
of Weights and Measures. Oh my dog, you can make
fun of me. I'm doing the lord's work. I'm looking
out for the consumer. Everybody should care about this. So
(01:13:58):
I contact Weights and Measures and they have this somewhat
complicated form that you have to fill out electronically where
you have to do the date, the price, what did
it ring up as, where you know all the situations.
So I do all that and I send it off
to Weights and Measures, thinking, you know, local government agency.
I'll never hear a word from them. Well I did
(01:14:23):
hear from them that same day.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Okay, you know they can't get money off this.
Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
So they wrote back literally about six hours later, Good afternoon,
thank you for contacting us regarding your overcharge experience at
that store. On October twenty seventh, the day I contacted them,
an undercover inspection was conducted. An undercover inspection was conducted
(01:14:54):
at the store. Sixteen items, including the Fresh Pet Multi
pre proteen recipe dog food, were selected and several overcharges
were found, including that one dollar overcharge on the dog food.
Please feel free to contact contact our office if you
experience any discrepancies in this store. Again, your inquiry has
(01:15:18):
assisted us in monitoring price accuracy in your county. I'm
looking out for everybody. And not only did they the
wrong thing on that dog food they said quote, several
overcharges were found out of sixteen items. I am like
a government agency because I think I am rosa parts
(01:15:42):
of our day making changes.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I'm surely welcome world. They did something because they could
find them for it right right, you can get it's
revenue for them.
Speaker 15 (01:15:52):
When the Whites measurement guys shows up, they don't say,
oh we don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
No, Mo, Yeah, they ship up in the fest.
Speaker 10 (01:16:00):
You stop going to the store.
Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
I haven't been back since. Well, they noticed you because
of that dog food.
Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
I kind of want them to know it's me.
Speaker 10 (01:16:06):
You should go back and look for more things and
see if they get over.
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
You know.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
But he doesn't work for weights and measures.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Well he has a friend. It wasays, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
I honestly, my grandma, my grandma used to be able
to tell you to the penny what something was going
to be. And we be there because I drive her
to the grocery store and be checking things out and
she goes, oh, excuse me, doll and she would tell
the lady that, yeah, that rang out and oh, okay,
I'm sorry, and then she'd fix it. But my grandma
knew exactly, oh well last week that was five cents off.
(01:16:36):
It's like, I'm so surprised, like because you have a general.
Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Idea, yeah, you know, I mean, how much is a
banana ten dollars?
Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
Rest of development? Yeah, but you know, like you have
a general idea of how much something costs. But do
you know like the dollar, I'll do you to the dollar,
Greg does.
Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
Oh I do that's the thing. And I don't usually
like the term normalize fill in the blank. We need
to normalize looking out for yourself. Yea, because you're money.
It's everybody's money, everybody's money. We need to normalize caring
about the minutia, the This happens a lot and everywhere
and menace you mentioned. They can get fined. A lot
(01:17:16):
of these big name stores have been fined millions of
dollars for doing that.
Speaker 11 (01:17:21):
And it makes sense because when you get a couple
of pennies, a couple of quarters, a couple of dollars
off each customer, you're making nine now right.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Now, what do you were getting to? Something that I
brought up in the room when he was talking about
this situation, I go, does this happen to anybody else
in the room when you're purchasing stuff out of store?
Are you just not paying attention? It's because no one's
paying attention, because I can recall any time where I
looked at something like, oh, that's more than what you
(01:17:48):
look at.
Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
I think when you're shopping, you'll look at something before
you make a decision on it. You'll see the price
on the shelf, and you'll take it, and you'll have
then a general idea of how much different things cost,
and so you maybe have like a kind of like
a rough running total going in your head based on
whatever your budget is or drastic. Yeah, and then and
then yeah, and then you get to the front and they,
you know, bring everything up, and but to to know
(01:18:11):
to the dollar like it's one item. So Greg of course,
and especially when he went back, he's there for today
to Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
And then the situations where something is buy one, get one,
like you know, a package of hot dogs or whatever,
and then you get home you're like, oh, they charge
for both. You don't notice it at the time, you
notice it later. Also breaking news that this is oblivious
to things around him.
Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Yeah, I would like to say, world, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
I'm taking actions.
Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
There's a hero, Principporter, there's a hero going to ask you, guys,
it's your money.
Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Look out for it. So school morning, Jeff g, good morning.
What do you show.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
We'll get to some World Series Parade highlights in about
thirty seconds or.
Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
So, But first the Lakers continue to ball out, frying slowly.
It's gonna be taken by really to throw it down
with the left hand. Hey, they did it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Last night without Lebron, without Luca, and without Austin Reeves,
Ruey Hachimura, twenty eight, DeAndre eight and twenty nine Nick
Smith Junior out of nowhere twenty five points. Lakers are
in first place in the Pacific Division. They got the
Spurs and wimby tomorrow onto the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
They lost to the Heat one one nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Despite twenty nine from James harden In twenty seven from Kawhi.
NFL Cardinals beat the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and
Chargers old lineman Joe Alt is out for the season
with that ankle issue. Hopefully the Chargers can pick up
somebody today before the trade deadline to protect Justin Herbert.
NHL Panthers and Ducks in Anaheim, Jets in La taking
on the Kings at Crypto, and finally World Series Parade
(01:19:45):
in Stadium. Celebration went down yesterday Key k Kurst and
trolled Drake. Dave Roberts was pumping everybody up with talks
of a three peat. But you know what I was
most impressed with yesterday, Woodie show the Japanese players switching
up their languages.
Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Man, here is no time honey speaking English.
Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
You guys at a great as a fancy. I'm already
I'm ready to get another ring.
Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
I knew, we understood all the things reporters were saying
to him. He's got to speak English more often, man,
he did well. Now onto Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto, he drops
some Spanish right out of the gate. You know, I love,
sir when I start of this to you, Man, you're
(01:20:35):
always invited to the carton this side of Yoshi. I'm
Jeff g and that's your SoCal sports all right, jem.
Speaker 10 (01:20:40):
Yeah, anybody my cancer around my ankles?
Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
Do you feel each individual pump pump?
Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
A lot of people calling Greg a hero. That's because
it's true, you know, for his uh, his actions with
the grocery store. Because I care. I'm proud of what
you did.
Speaker 14 (01:21:01):
Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
I think as a society we are just used to
getting screwed over and nobody speaks up anymore. That's from
from the text nine eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
What's the name of the government agency that Greg wrote to?
It's another question sep One of.
Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
The Department of Weights and Measures, And they actually followed.
Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Up that day that day, but somebody mentions because there's
there's some revenue in it, for them as well.
Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Yeah, well that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
If it incentivizes them to actually do something, that's great.
There was a thing I was reading about in New York.
This report says that people in Manhattan, the residents there,
they're bringing in close to a million dollars apiece by
simply snitching on people.
Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Yeah, so people are pulling out.
Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Their phones and they're recording videos of trucks that is,
idling buses, pumping out air pollution to the exhaust and
then reporting them for a cash payout. Now, the only
issue is that, according to the city, the payouts have
become too much. One city councilman says that the days
of the six figure payout are over and that they're
stopping the program because, quote, it's become an occupation that.
Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
It wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
The program works by people snitching, and then they get
entitled to seventy five percent of the fine that the
companies have to pay for pollution. And the fines they
ranged from you know, three hundred bucks to two thousand dollars.
But in their report, five people have done this so
much the sea basses of Manhattan that they racked over,
(01:22:35):
racked up over three point six million dollars between those
five people.
Speaker 15 (01:22:40):
I love this particular form of stitching because it's air pollution.
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Who cares.
Speaker 15 (01:22:45):
I'm with you on that doll Yeah, Like we've got trees,
we've got grass, we've got things.
Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
It'll be fine.
Speaker 15 (01:22:49):
And well, I wish they had it for littering and
you know, illegal dumping. Playing your music on bluetooth in
the subway. Responded by saying that while we should pay
people who are our reporting offenses, we do not need
to make them millionaires.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Right, But you also don't have to give them seventy
five percent of the fine, right you tell that back
base number ten bucks per offense or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
So they're just mad because people are making money. Yes,
Oh that's it. That's the only issue is.
Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
They're making too much money.
Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
They get pay like you're making too much money, so
then they can pack them on it.
Speaker 15 (01:23:22):
Well, and they're getting this money from the fines. And
this is classic government is they're not going to go
after the person, the homeless person shooting needles and crapping
on the sidewalks.
Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
There's no money there. Yeah, but the company, Yeah, got them,
true them by the Nuts eight Wood Show, and we
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Call my money is remind me of something.
I want to hello anybody, heybody, it's it's Zudo.
Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Everybody. Hey, oh hey, Hi, what do you go? How
are you good?
Speaker 13 (01:24:00):
So?
Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
You and I were having a conversation the other day
and we just finished telling a story on the air
about So Greg went to the grocery store bought a
bag of dog food and it rang up for a
dollar more than it was supposed to. Yes, And so
Greg did this whole thing where he went online because
he looked at their return on not return policy there.
Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
They're yeah, they you get the price wrong policy. You're
supposed to get that thing for free free, They said, yeah,
we don't do that no more. Yeah, right, And this
happened multiple times. So I went to the source.
Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
So then he went back and he had the bag
like the next day, rang up again, and again it
rang up for a dollar more.
Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
So what does he do this time? Riz? He drafts
a letter to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 15 (01:24:40):
That's right, the time for that, that's exactly So do
you have nothing to do?
Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Yeah, the ten minutes it took me to do that.
You really destroyed my rank. It brought me.
Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
It brought me back to the conversation that we were
just having the other day and we were talking about
like things things like this, things at sea, baskets into whatever.
And I think to myself, like justice, and and Riz
said it, and I never was.
Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Able to really like, uh, you know, put the words
to it. It's people who don't have kids.
Speaker 9 (01:25:12):
Yeah, they have time for stuff like writing the Department
of Weights and Measures.
Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Yeah, it's pretty glorious.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I love it.
Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
Oh, I love the you know, the people that you
know go on vacation every couple of weeks or they
have time to you know, do stuff on the weekend
and not have to worry about doing a cheerleading braid.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
I mean, at least you're not bitter about it and
or not rejected onto others. No, we're not.
Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
But but when you sit around and you think to yourself,
like the first thing that Riz said was like, who
has time for that? Like that's that is the first
thought I think of most people who are parents, right,
And I didn't make that connection at first, but when
he said it, it clicked, Which is true. There's all
these things that you think that you think you want
to do, or things that you would do if you
had the time. And you're right, it is ugly green jealousy.
Speaker 9 (01:26:05):
Yet you have time to be outraged about being overcharged
one dollar.
Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Yeah, it's not your time to be outraged. It's the
time to write the Department of Weights and it's not
one dollar? Is this has happened to me a billion times.
It's a billion dollars, billion dollars a billion?
Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Did you did you out say this will not stand?
Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
They I pointed out that other stores have been fined
for doing this, and they said, oh, we hope it
doesn't happen to us.
Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
And I said it will ye I did today, Ralph.
Speaker 7 (01:26:41):
And along the lines of your guys, is ugly jealousy
with the for the kidless people. You act like spending
ten minutes doing a thing on an app for weights
and measures takes all day long, Like who is the
time for.
Speaker 17 (01:26:55):
Just ten minutes? You know what occupied your mind? Yes,
that's a couple of whiles. And he hasn't known you
even a fraction of the amount time we've known I
he seriously typed in the fields that they asked for
hit send. And then I didn't sit for three hours
having it occupy my mind, all right, because I figured nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Would come of it.
Speaker 9 (01:27:18):
I was thinking about a youth hockey game that I
have to get my son to, and you're thinking about this,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
I'm thinking about justice and society.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Well tell tell riz what the what the employee said
like when you brought it to their attention. Oh okay,
So I pointed out, Hey, your policy, you're gonna feel
like you were there. Yeah, your policy says if something
rings up wrong, you get that item for free.
Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
And she said, yeah, we don't do that no more.
We don't do that no more. We don't do that.
We don't do that no more. Kind of I decided, yeah,
we have a policy.
Speaker 15 (01:27:49):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
That is.
Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
I don't disagree you said, well, I don't shot you
no more.
Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
That is.
Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
I don't disagree with you that he's a psychopath. But
I do disagree with you that it's super time consuming.
It's not to write something like.
Speaker 15 (01:28:04):
That, dud.
Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
You're another one with no kids, and I do the
same grab.
Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
That he does.
Speaker 15 (01:28:10):
You know, did George Washington have kids? Actually not, but
did Martin Luther King have kids? Yes, yes, people can.
People can change the world with children.
Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Yeah, everybody ten minutes, Like I don't I don't know,
like combating racism and you know, equal rights. I think
Trump's like the dollar on the dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
Or looking at billion time. Yeah, it's not a dollar.
This has been Woody's fallacy ever since the day I
met you. If if something goes up in price, it's
just a quarter. Yeah, if you're buying, if you're spending
it every single day, it's not a quarter.
Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
The diamond comes from exactly, you've always had, Well, it's
just the amount of penny pinching miser Yeah, where Greg
is everything everything, that thing is gonna be three dollars.
It's a billion, though.
Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
When you look out for your own financial interest, you're
right quote it.
Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, buddy, again, thank you for being
able to put the words like they can. Just you
know what, It's true. The people who do these things,
and they all have something in common. They are they
are childless. They're trying to make the world that's place
for your children.
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
And exactly, I think it's this is an important thing
to bring up to kids, to get ripped off.
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
I think it's important thing to bring up to it's
not a knock. It's not a knock. I get told you.
It's it's it's straight up just jealousy.
Speaker 10 (01:29:28):
I mean it.
Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
I wish I had time for We are comes patronizing.
Speaker 9 (01:29:32):
Yeah all right, that's because people are at my house.
Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Yeah all the time. Exactly, they're okay, alright, there's a reserve, buddy. Yeah.
Sometimes he has a way of just putting things that go, dude,
that's exactly what you're right, just crystallized.
Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
And I thought about that as soon as Greg said
he wrote the Department of Waits and Balances.
Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
I'm like, man, I understand saying something to the manager
of the store. Like I got that. The fact, well,
they're not going to do their job right. They don't care.
Ratings come out every week and if they're not good
or good enough.
Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Well, we were talking about it's people who don't have
kids that you know, worry about certain things that people
with kids just don't have the time to concern themselves with.
And it's great, you know, and we kind of lumped
Sea Bass into that group of people. But Sea Bass
has a lot of kids, keeping the species alive from
from all his uh sperm donation and it's not selling
(01:30:31):
sperm in his college days and even a little bit
after the college days, right, mostly after Yeah, it was
mostly after all. Right, Yeah, he did this for for
money for a while, like a little extra stream of
income he would stream into a yeah leave a ribbon.
Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Take a penny kind of you see those dishes at
the seven eleventh.
Speaker 15 (01:30:49):
Yeah, but there's you said you had like an update
on the kids, well a couple of them. I mean
the kids probably north of two dies. So there's two
from what I under. The last number I heard that
are out and public was twenty three, but there's probably
a few more on top of that.
Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
And remind me, you have it set up and you
made your donations or selling or whatever that they could contact.
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
You or that, right.
Speaker 15 (01:31:13):
I was paid more for my donation, my pretty Really
I didn't even need the money, but I was just sure, Yeah,
you're so fun that they that when they turned eighteen
they could find me. Now that became a moot point
as twenty three and me sprung up between the time
I donated and today, and then your mom found these
people on account of she's a big genealogy person. So
(01:31:34):
when she did twenty three and me it's like, oh, hello,
so she's no for a while. She's way into it though,
which is great.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Yeah, and you've you've gone, you've met.
Speaker 15 (01:31:44):
About these kids them? Yeah, and now I saw a
secondary incident came up though recently is uh, I have
like a second or third cousin or whatever. And they
had a wedding and I wasn't there, but my mom
was and this my cousin happened to speak right be
in cool now and they were talking about they want kids.
(01:32:04):
And I don't think my mom offered this information up
to them. I know somebody, Well, that's the thing is
as they are both lesbians, and apparently this particular branch
of the family does not have a male heir or
any genetics to it besides because she's lesbian. So the
thought was at least to my mom's oh no, what
if you not, not not to your second cousin but
(01:32:26):
to her wife made a donation.
Speaker 8 (01:32:29):
Right, But I thought you said second cousins are okay.
Speaker 15 (01:32:31):
I mean, I guess technically genetically it would be fine,
but it's it would be unseemly.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
It'd be too much discussion. You would never let it go.
It would always be a top of that problem is avoidable. Yeah, yeah,
but now do you have stuff on ISO? She wants
to do a current donation, Well, that's.
Speaker 15 (01:32:49):
My mom asked that, and I said delivery because I
believe talking to some of the people the moms have
already met, and every mom I've met so far, and
I believe as far as I know, are all les
being couples. So they mentioned that during the process, you
often don't buy just one unit of sea Bash. You
buy several units in case the first one to take,
(01:33:11):
or in case you want a sibling more.
Speaker 10 (01:33:13):
Than love that your mom's selling you.
Speaker 8 (01:33:17):
I know she's pimping you.
Speaker 15 (01:33:18):
Again, from what I understand, I don't think she wants
this out amongst the family at large, which is good,
but it at least occurred to her that, you know
you obviously she doesn't want my dad doing that'd be weird.
But I think now that I've kind of broached the
topic as she wouldn't care as much. But that would
still be weird if my dad did that. But since
I'm a professional, I'm known to do this. I'm already
(01:33:39):
in the industry, right, you know, if it came again,
this is pipe dream at this point, but it's the
question certainly was raised to me, like what would.
Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
You think about that?
Speaker 15 (01:33:48):
And what do you think about that? I mean, I
would be willing. It's kind of gross that your mom
is like, yeah, your agent, But when we have parents
of adult kids, you know that how they make grandbabies.
Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
I mean, you get that point.
Speaker 15 (01:34:01):
Now you're not You're not an idiot, idiot, but yeah,
I would assuming that the paperwork was done properly, because
I don't want to be stuck with you. Hear about
this some guy on craigslist I sold my I played
child support, paying child support for eighteen years, So assuming
it was done properly, I would be.
Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Up for that.
Speaker 12 (01:34:16):
Okay, do you think your mom wants to do this
so that she can see this child grow up in
that way of it kind of being somewhat your kid,
and then she can be around versus the others that
she found out about.
Speaker 15 (01:34:26):
Later, right, And she has you know, local grandkids through
my through my sister, so she's not like free of grandkids.
But I all, all grandmothers want more grand babies. That's
like once they started auna.
Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
How about this option? Somebody from the show does it,
and then we can be related.
Speaker 8 (01:34:45):
It's just volunteering.
Speaker 15 (01:34:47):
I know, if that doesn't make it related, that makes
you like a third cousin in law. Yeah, but it's
related or or you know how in.
Speaker 8 (01:34:55):
An execution there's like three people that flip the school.
Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
I never know who it is.
Speaker 8 (01:34:59):
You a and to other people from the show can donate.
Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
I've learned about this from Greg because I guess I
was sorry idea for Greg and Mario gay dudes do
that where they'll both.
Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
Like deposit already, Yeah, what story time, let's go what.
It never came to fruition, but we were trying to
do it, and we did do the swirl.
Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
But it never did. It never took and hold on, wait, wait,
hold on.
Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
It was highly under wraps.
Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
Wait a minute, So you and Mario were trying to
have a baby, not not for we were doing it
for a couple who may have or may not have
been lesbians.
Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
You.
Speaker 7 (01:35:45):
It wasn't even easy to figure out one's brown almost white.
And I always thought this is what I learned about it.
I thought I thought the swirl was an actual swirl.
You combine them and then put them in you just
put it. You put them one at a time.
Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
Are they like beita fish, they'll just start fighting if
they're in there to.
Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Again, that'd be cooler if it was like you had
that one of those things that you used, like those
little coffee wisps, like yeah, yeah, question, So.
Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
You donated to a lady.
Speaker 15 (01:36:12):
Yeah, I want to hear about the paperwork and stuff
in a minute. But what was the purpose of both
you and Mario donating if it wasn't going to be
your kid, if you were going to take care of
it for fun?
Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
That is a good question. Did you and Mario both
like in front of each other at the same time, Yeah,
dump one out.
Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
The first few times we did, and then he got
way too self conscious, so he would go to a
different room.
Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Yeah, because it's clinical, and what do you do they
give you something.
Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
You go to the doctor and they give you like
an official cup or you just.
Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Kind of bring it in that official medical looking cover.
Are you going like m h in this that would
mean so much easier, but no, you can't.
Speaker 15 (01:36:56):
Yeah, So did you go through a proper clinical place
like where all the paperwork was stilled there?
Speaker 7 (01:37:03):
We did proper legal stuff hopefully, but not at a clinic.
So yeah, I mean we had no we have everything.
Speaker 15 (01:37:12):
If anybody out there is they got doing this makes
you talk to a fertility lawyer, because again you do
not because three years later she wants some money, She'll come.
Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
All right, now, power rank. Who would you want as
your cousin on the show? I would say, I mean, man,
well no, I but go with the lady. Actually I
will say no.
Speaker 8 (01:37:35):
But it's definitely Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
You know about Caroline, the old the what's your face? Tyler?
Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
All right, deep cut, it doesn't work.
Speaker 15 (01:37:46):
But obviously for for genetic purposes, it has to be
a guy.
Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
That'd be fun, that'd be the most interesting. I guess
Greg's the tallest though, so we all know we're in
a height obsessed with society.
Speaker 10 (01:38:00):
Yeah, Morgan, I represent women. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
I'm still shocked about Greg. I'm sitting here. That's a
bigger news.
Speaker 7 (01:38:10):
It's been over a year. I wanted it to be news,
and I was going to share it if something came
of it. Nothing came of it, So why was she
wanted something came?
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Well? Yeah, maybe why why not go? Why not go again?
Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
What's the problems I'm waiting to hear back if they're
still it? Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, you know, so we'll see.
I'll let you know.
Speaker 8 (01:38:31):
Wow, Greg would be so cute.
Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
It wouldn't be my kid, But I mean, I mean
maybe it would. Maybe it would fifty chance.
Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Yeah, I mean it would. I mean between the two
of you.
Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
Yeah, your springer probably kind of old, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Know they'd be drunk and lazy. They'd just be on
the cow.
Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
It would like run the other direction from the vagina.
Speaker 13 (01:38:51):
Yo.
Speaker 15 (01:38:54):
They probably get in there and be like, oh, we
don't want to be here. Yeah, didn't take this, isn't
my testin?
Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Is the lady you donated too?
Speaker 15 (01:39:02):
Is she half Caucasian half Hispanic, because would make sense
for a swirl.
Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
With you and Mario. I'm not going to answer that.
I understand what the funny thing arrow down the lesbians
too much.
Speaker 11 (01:39:15):
A friend of mine had the egg donation whatever, and
it's so funny because she's pregnant, it's in her, it's
her baby, and she births the baby who's which is
a totally different ethnicity than she is.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
So she was right. I know.
Speaker 11 (01:39:29):
It's just it's it's hard for me to wrap my
head around like two very very pasty white people having
a baby that is a completely different ethnicity works for Madonna.
Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
Yeah yeah, but like come out of her Yeah yeah,
I'm so fascinating.
Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Four Woodie Man learning so much. Yeah right, set us
a text over to two two nine eight seven show.
Speaker 9 (01:39:59):
Burn.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
So people are doing all kinds of mean look at Morgan,
she does all kinds of things to earn extra money.
Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
How much did you get for like per per deposit?
Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
So we were talking about Sea Bass, who was given
If you're just tuning in, Sea Bass was talking about
how he got a little bit of an update. There's
a situation, you know, from his history of donating sperm.
His mom had this great idea because I guess the
second cousin and the lesbian partner are looking to have
a baby, and she's like, oh, well, you know from
a genetic standpoint, a family a family lineage standpoint as well. Yeah,
(01:40:42):
so she was kind of offering up. But going back
to just the uh, the original part of you were
doing this to, you know, get money and create dreams. Okay, okay,
let's let's I'm saying, but just to for the sake
of getting money. If somebody does this on average, just
like the average person, like what does it start? I
know there's a range.
Speaker 15 (01:41:02):
Well, this is what I did, and I was probably
a hire these days, you know, but it was sixty
five to be anonymous in one hundred four. They can followed,
yes when they Yeah, they can find you in they're
eighteen because I think they then charge whatever it is,
you know, two fifty per sample or whatever to the
mom and then but she's got to pay the doctor
and the blood. It's you know, thousands of dollars later.
Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
And what's the limit per week?
Speaker 15 (01:41:24):
During my time, it was three per week, and they
advise you to, you know, wait forty eight hours between
each That's why reload on Wednesday Friday.
Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
I did.
Speaker 15 (01:41:34):
I did without doing that, I had no problems because
they test each sample for motility, the movement, make sure
it's healthy and all that stuff, and then you get
tested every six months, they do a blood test.
Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
You leave there with a check.
Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
The checks came monthly or you have an account setup
because you're so much, you have like a house account.
Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Yeah, I believe the checks were monthly.
Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
I believe month monthly. Wow, okay, and you were you
went three times a week as much as yes, that
was then they would let you.
Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Now you also get more if you is that the
whole Wasn't that part of the reason with.
Speaker 15 (01:42:09):
The sixty five versus one hundred to let the kids
contact you in the sixty five to be anonymous one hundred?
Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
No, but the wasn't that one of the did I
hear that wrong about One of the reasons he went
and even did the menta test to begin with was
because he can get more.
Speaker 15 (01:42:23):
No that they would that would be something a reason
you'd get on the role to begin with. You know,
you have a graduate degree in an engineer. Now I
graduated with a.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Degree in engineering.
Speaker 15 (01:42:33):
You know, inmense parents, in mensa, those are all good
reasons to get into your foot in the door. But
the mensa, so.
Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
They just won't accept anybody. Oh god, now okay, So
what is that process like?
Speaker 15 (01:42:44):
As I recall, it was mainly they want they want
your genetics.
Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Dill take you.
Speaker 15 (01:42:51):
They showed me a picture of my chromosomes, all that stuff.
Make sure you aren't a carrier of any kind of
you know, hidden even a hidden or a recessive carrier
of a genetic disease. And then you know, they do
family history, but they don't verify the family history because
they don't you know, a twenty two year old guy
can't be like, hey, ma, can I get grandpa's health records?
Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
They just take your word for it. They kind of
have to.
Speaker 15 (01:43:11):
And I didn't lie or anything like that. And then
you have proof if you have the you know, you're diploma,
all that sort of stuff, those things, you know, men's mensister, tad.
Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
You felt like a profile. So the chick's like looking
through a book and there's like they see the picture
of sea bass and like, oh yeah, well that was
then I started licking their lips.
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
But then they read the profile and they're like, oh wow,
he's so sweet, and they turn on turn off. That's
part of the one hundred dollars or sixty five dollars,
the one they would get. You know, here's his you know,
here's his ethnicity.
Speaker 15 (01:43:38):
And all that other stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Blah blah. I thought that was no picture. I know,
if you're not who have done video?
Speaker 12 (01:43:45):
Did you do any video where they could watch you talking?
Speaker 18 (01:43:47):
No?
Speaker 15 (01:43:50):
Yeah, right, I think I was probably just before I mean,
cell phone cameras weren't as big as the deal as
they are these days. That probably probably skated on that one.
But I did write an essay and that was why
at least one of my children, the Australian kid, was
named will because I talked about how William Shakespeare was
my favorite author.
Speaker 10 (01:44:09):
Oh my god, did it have to be in your handwriting?
I've heard rumors that you give a sample of your handwriting.
Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
I've I did not have to do so many samples.
Speaker 13 (01:44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
I think there's been so many updates since you've done this.
Speaker 15 (01:44:20):
Yeah, it's again the twenty three and meters ancestry dot
com revolutionized all of this.
Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
Yeah, a lot of them.
Speaker 5 (01:44:25):
Middle now when you when you go in and they
send you into a little room to make your deposit,
they give you like a little cup and is it
like they see in the movies, like with they got.
Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Porn in there and stuff?
Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
It is so at least the way I had it
set up was what were you thinking about? You show
up to the well, what's on the picture?
Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
What's on the page? So you were actually like jerking
at the porn?
Speaker 15 (01:44:45):
Uh? You know they had that available because this was
this is the day of DVD, so up front you
could if you wanted to grab a DVD or whatever,
or do you have.
Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Anything in Gang Bang?
Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
Yeah, which I never did any babysitter porn in here?
Speaker 15 (01:45:03):
Can we can we take the awkwardness of this and
ratchet it up to a.
Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Legal section. Is it a bathroom or.
Speaker 15 (01:45:14):
You know, it's a dentist waiting office sort of set up.
You walk in, there's the there's the door, there's a
little the pass through area to the office, and they
hand you cup, paper bag and you can if you
want to get you know, a DVD video or whatever.
But in the room, at least our setup was, there's
big old stack of magazines I just took. I took,
veiled myself with those, and myself with and you give
(01:45:40):
you a little single serf packet of lube, a little
you know, ketchup size packet of lube. And uh there's
you know, of course a sink in each of the
donation rooms where you get there.
Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Pressure to perform, I mean, because you don't want to
spend all young dude.
Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
Yeah we have they want to turn and burn them.
Speaker 15 (01:45:57):
I forget what my record time was, but I was,
well I did because I had my roommate drive me
down there, and I was like okay. As soon as
I step in, my foot out the car like a
pit stop.
Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Oh, exactly.
Speaker 15 (01:46:08):
It was like it was five minutes signing in, putting
your id, making the deposit, cleaning up, you know. Then
you take it down to the end of the hall
and drop it in a little another little room.
Speaker 10 (01:46:17):
And this is some child's life.
Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Yeah, that was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
After the vasectomy, you have to knock out like thirty nuts,
right and then yeah, to make sure that the everything's
cleared out and those survivors. And then on that thirty
first one, they give you the cup the day of
your vasectomy and they say, hey, I'm that thirty first one.
Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Bring it in.
Speaker 5 (01:46:38):
We got to put it in the microscope. Make sure
there's no survivors, so no unprotected sex. You know you're
risking Still. There was a guy that I worked for.
He got the viseectomy, did not follow the instructions and
end up having a kid after the victoria because he
didn't follow the instructions.
Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Anyway, that was the most awkward part. Did you want
to do it there?
Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
I can't remember three times the no of the you
were able to bring like you did it at home
and then and then bring it right out and then
you would just bring it in. Okay, but uh, that
was the most awkward part because I walked in and
there's the receptionist and you're putting a couple of your
jis on the like, uh, yeah, I'm just hearing to
drop this out.
Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
It's so weird. I always thought that was weird, And
like having to do a urine sample was weird. Yeah,
those were weird.
Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
I just had to do a thing more recently when
I had like a calcium level that was like higher,
I had a I had like a like a big
jug of my pe so I had to collect for
like twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
It was weird. That was so weird.
Speaker 5 (01:47:36):
You're cut, you're carrying around it, then you bring that in. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not easily embarrassed, but that that was embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
All the medical stuff is embarrassing.
Speaker 15 (01:47:44):
Now, it says I'm seeing other like one hundred dollars
appears to still be the going rate for donation.
Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
You think with that's the new base, you guys get
a lot of money for donating eggs.
Speaker 8 (01:47:54):
It's because it's a major surgery.
Speaker 5 (01:47:56):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
Because I don't know how how do they do that?
Speaker 8 (01:47:57):
They have to harvest them from that's a full major surgery.
Speaker 11 (01:48:02):
But it says, Yeah, it's like and they're always and
I don't know if this is still the way you'd
walk around your college campus and it would be flyers everywhere.
Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
They want those young.
Speaker 12 (01:48:12):
Oh they'll stop you and ask you if you're walking by,
They're like, hey, I had someone come up to me,
hi and we're looking for people to do and hand
me a flyer And I was like, okay, I see
you later.
Speaker 4 (01:48:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
How do they go in? They going like food through
the badge or is it like one of those incisions
on the outside. I think they go in through the
whole future.
Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:48:34):
Is it painful, I mean yeah, it's I think it's
supposed to be pretty painful. It's a it's a major surgery.
Speaker 10 (01:48:39):
Yeah, I've heard it's really bad.
Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
You can handle it, Morgan, I.
Speaker 10 (01:48:43):
Mean I definitely thought about it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
Yeah all right. Well look, if you're, you know, looking
for some extra money.
Speaker 8 (01:48:49):
Yeah, you'll get a lot more.
Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
It would be one show piece of yourself to live on.
What does the kidney go for these days? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:48:59):
Extra?
Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Well, and.
Speaker 8 (01:49:01):
Jesse Eisenberg is donating his kiddy. You got to donate them.
Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Yeah, you can't. I can't sell them that. There are
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