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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener this question.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it flies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Today is Thursday. It's November the thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
It's a free Friday. Oh yeah, news, it is the
Woody Show. I'm onning. That's great gory. Here, hold, we
got the Menace.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Gena grad morning to you. Here's Sea Bass. Oh yeah,
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. She's ours socicior producer,
von our video producer is here today. Dumbass Tyler literally
rolling around here somewhere. And then we've got Bort. We've
got Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department.

(01:19):
You're here and the phones are open for you to
be a part of whatever you like this morning topic contest.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Whatever it might be.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
What he is?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
The number you can send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven coming up today zero two. Political.
Oh man, things are so politically charged. It's got people
so crazy that they'll go into the comments section of
things that have nothing to do with politics and somehow
turn that thing political. Oh loody, that happened years ago. Here,
we're over that now. Oh that's coming up. We'll get

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into the trending news headlines as well. Sea Bass with
the week in audio and uh and Greg needs some
advice this morning with the holidays coming up and there's
some some family getting together and things.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
And I'm not being sarcastic when I ask you for
the advice.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I know he's been legit, he's been mentioning that to me.
So we'll finally get to that.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Greg. Thank you. You'll get the answers. Kind of base
it on your answer that you need.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Also, you know, think about your own family family members
why they beef In's like, if there's some beef going
on in the family between a couple of different family members,
tell us why they beef in a call in text
in this morning here on the Woody Show. All right,
So got some what do you show fun facts? Now

(02:36):
I can't take full credit for this one. This is
something that dumbass Tyler found and he thought that you
guys might be interested in. Okay, all right, so these
are these are facts that seem fake but are one
hundred percent real. Okay, Like because everyone's while somebody will
say something that sounds so strange and so like misplaced
or you know, there's no way that's true. Way, But yeah,

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what's something that feels fake? But it's one one hundred
percent real?

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
A t rex lives closer in time to modern day
humans than it did to a stegosaurus.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
That's like, yeah, yeah, which is I don't even know
what a stegosaurus issaurus.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's the one of the kind of like the triangle
spiky things on the back. Oh, the other dinosaur, stegosaurus.
I thought they all lived at the same time. That's
what I would have thought, millions of years apart or
at least closer, like, but the t rex lived closer
in time to modern day humans.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
You're crazy.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
And then when you think about that too, though, does
anyone else think it's weird that there's a large gap
where there really wasn't anything. But like, time is relative,
so really was it that much time that went by?

Speaker 8 (03:40):
Do you really know?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
We do.

Speaker 10 (03:43):
And second off, because yeah, dinosaurs were gone sixty five
million years ago, but they were around for more than
as that fact chows, more than sixty five million years
in total before that.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, and we still have them around still the same
time as t rex and stuff. Sammy damn. Yes, Elephants
can swim continuously for six hours and up to twenty
five miles a.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Day, can't they do?

Speaker 11 (04:11):
Right?

Speaker 12 (04:11):
You know?

Speaker 10 (04:12):
That's also they're very uh, they they're very buoyant. Yeah,
obviously they can breathe under well underwater.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Also kick the crap out of you. They have a
I do love those videos where there's somebody who's like
mistreating one and just stomps them and kicks them and
flip over cars and facts that seems fake but are
one real. There are a few rivers in the Appalachian
Mountains that are older than the Atlantic Ocean that they
drain into. Wow, okay, I.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Don't know what that is. Appulasia Where is that?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
We're learning a lot today.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, applation trail, man, this is a very long trail.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's in America. I'll give you that clue. Appulacia, appulation mounts, amplations. See.

Speaker 10 (04:57):
This is the problem is they talk about this with
like people Greg with a lot of people on like
they're born on the East Coast, know nothing about California,
to think San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
L people like Menace who were born on the West coast.
On the West coast, I have no idea about anything.
We used to Mississi Appellation Emergency Room, the bit on SNL.
Right oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Puney boo boo. I mean
she's sort of near Yeah, yeah, okay, I get it now.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, Well, tell everybody who's like maybe like you, I know.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
People of Appulasia, all right, yeah, Appalachian people like their own.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Tell everybody what it is.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
It's people.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Well the people are, where is the mountains? The mountains
it's like, uh, not totally on the East coast, but
kind of on the East coast. Okay, yeah, Like I
know the area.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
It's like it's spread, you know, it's a couple of states, like.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
What give give me an example one of the states.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Uh, that would be this Virginia part of it.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm sure it goes through Virginia. Yeah, but it's it's
starting to see starts in North Georgia, goes through up
through lad I think, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I
was thinking like the Apula shows. Yeah, yeah, I know
that it's about Tennessee though, right, oh yeah, okay, I
was associated like immediately with Tennessee.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
That's the big mountain.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeahs diagonally.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I was thinking of another area already so educational today
Australia it's wider than the moon by about five hundred kilometers.
Now that is a fun fact. That's the moon is
one sixty.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh sure, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, I was
about about one sixteenth.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
And everyone always assumes, because they look at it on
a map that like Australia is small, it's huge. It's
like the size of the United States.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Yeah, that's why they say that modern day maps are
actually racist, because they the people that made them, they
made like certain areas look much bigger and other so that's.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
What makes them look more dominant.

Speaker 10 (06:52):
It's no, it's the Mercader projection, which is based on
taking a three D surface and changing it to two D, which,
in the just by the way that things are laid
out with the latitude and longitude, does make Africa seem
like the size of Greenland for instance.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Nothing to do with race, just has to do with mass.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And then Gregton, speaking of applying things like race to things,
what was the thing with the high school that they
didn't want to do something in alphabetical order?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Oh, the graduations and graduation ceremony where they refuse to
read the graduates names last names in ALPHABETI medical order
because the alphabet is quote male dominant, male dominated.

Speaker 12 (07:32):
We get it.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
There was this hippie hippie school in San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, okay, facts, It seemed fake, but a one hundred
percent real. The history of Egypt is so long that
the ancient Egyptians had scholars who studied their own ancient history.
Oh that's funny, it doesn't seem unreal, weird. The difference
between a million and a billion is insane when you
realize that one million seconds is eleven point five days long,

(07:56):
while one billion seconds is thirty two years. Wha, yeah, man,
that's crazy. Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
And then here I'll give you. I'll give you one
last one. President Joe Biden was born closer to President
Lincoln's second inauguration than he was to his own inaugurational
So he he was born seventy seven years right to
Lincoln's second inauguration and his own inauguration seventy eight years.

Speaker 12 (08:28):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
That you wouldn't, I mean, you would have said that.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was like, okay, well, that's just like somebody making
some kind of like political joke about it.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Hold, like some old joke in an old ass joke.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, but there you go, Hey, nice job though, there
you go, nice job Tyler. Yeah, that didn't suck.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
We're less than two billion seconds old.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
I know weird alright eight seven seven forty four Woody
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Speaker 12 (09:01):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Woody Show podcast listeners.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
I have a huge amount of giveaways happening Saturday November fifteenth.
I'm talking theme park tickets at Habit Burger in South
Pasadena Saturday November fifteenth. Then on Friday, November twenty eight,
I'll be at Lazy Dog Restaurant Downy, California, Dune to
three pm with TCL televisions. We're giving away TV and

(09:26):
I have more tickets to give away, but it ain't over.
On Monday, December first, I'll be at Lazy Dog Rancho
Cucamonga from five pm to eight pm giving away another
TV and more tickets.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
So write those down. I'll see you there. In the meantime,
keep enjoying The Woody Show podcast. The Woody Show, All right,
Welcome back everybody. Today is November the thirteenth, twenty twenty five,
and I somehow misplaced my list of holidays. What we're

(10:00):
gonna do?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Like, what are we gonna do? He probably it's probably.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Chili Day. Maybe it was like a really cool this
day in history or something that would have been cool.
I'm scattered.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
National Indian Pudding Day.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
There you go, Indian put Ins Day, Yeah, Musician Day.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, we didn't miss anything. Let's see, we got the
birthdays and the porter of birthday coming up. I have
not misplaced those. Those will be coming up after minnestells
Us was happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Well after the success of Wicked. Singer and uh actress
that sounds right, Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter will start in a musical.
Allis in Wonderland movie carpenters in Wicked.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
No, she's gonna be Alics in Wonderland.

Speaker 10 (10:50):
That phrase, oddly after the success of Wicked, which has
nothing to do with Alice in Wonderland.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah more, Sabrina Carpenter, right, correct.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
But the reason that this movie is being made because
of the success of Wicked.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I was d Yeah. I think any moron can put
that together.

Speaker 10 (11:09):
Yes, it's a movie based off an old fantasy book
or whatever, but that's not.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Like I think most of the people will understood that
because my wife is obsessed with Wicked and I know
about and then the other chick what's her name? Yeah,
I hadn't heard Sabrina Carpenter mentioned there. I thought she
was in Wicked and I hadn't heard, right. Yeah, okay,
so this.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Is Disney is going to be making.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yes, Alison, Wonderland the musical. It's becoming action.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
So Rina Carpenter has been in a bunch of Disney
TV shows and movies and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
World.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
There have been many Alis in Wonderland movies, animated specials,
but not a musical musical.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Get Ready for You.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
I think it's geared towards you, Sea Bass. I don't
think you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
People will love this.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, you'll be forced to see it. I'm gonna make you.
It'll be around and it'll be, it'll be in the
zeit guys that they said that.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
I don't disagree with you.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
We will be, it will be, I will be. I
will be adjacent to being annoyed. Yeah, we'll be alive
when it's made, which is can I pre call something
that Sabrina Carpenter will get some hate even though everybody
loves her and I do as well.

Speaker 8 (12:21):
She looks like Alice.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
She will get hate because she is too such.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Yes, menace, I agree, it's so hard on that.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
What that any hate yet?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
No?

Speaker 9 (12:30):
But it was my first thoughts, so I hurry with that.
But I think she'll do a great job. But she's
so sexual in nature. I don't know she can help it.
Not like you, not like Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
That's actually a good point because yeah, Serena Serena Carpenter's
latest album cover, she is doing oral yeah, and so
a little girl. If you take your little girl and
she's like, oh, I liked I like the new Allison
wonderlay I want to learn more about Serbena Carpent.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Oh what's that, mommy?

Speaker 7 (12:56):
But if you've gone to the Sabrina Carpenter show like
I have, you will know that there's a bunch of
little girls with their parents and she's saying all this
sexual stuff on the on stage, so their parents are
kind of cool with it. Also, her merch said short
and sweet and on the back set sixty nine yarents. Well,
there was thousands of them, so I'm sure they're gonna

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be cool with this movie which.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I am making.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
You know what, Bob Sagett was a great Danny Tanner
watching a stand.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Up Thank you your mom didn't take you to a
Bob saga show, all right?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
True?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
Netflix House is now open in Philadelphia. If you don't
know what that is, Netflix House, it's just like this
big and they're putting them in shopping centers so you
can check out Netflix experiences and and be immersed in
Netflix shows like basically like you know, just just ye
like insta. Yeah, and and they also have little restaurants

(13:54):
inside these uh these sorry Netflix Houses where you can
try food from different TV shows for and by merch
of your favorite show. Now, so the Philadelphia location is open.
They're gonna be opening the Dallas location in one of
our favorite places, the Galleria in Dallas, on December eleventh,
and then in Vegas in twenty twenty seven, so there's

(14:16):
gonna be multiple locations so you can check this second.

Speaker 10 (14:18):
Get a cookie from whatever that stupid uh stranger things. Yeah,
the Korean one, Oh, Squid Games, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Squid game cookies.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Wait, play that game. Yep, you can't kill you if
you don't win. Yeah, true? Oh is it cake?

Speaker 8 (14:34):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Okay, yeah, all that kind of stuff. So check it out,
all right.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
I briefly mentioned this one a couple of days ago.
But Kathy Griffin she had her third facelift now on
a podcast just recently. Yeah, hey, it does look good,
all right, it's looked better than before.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
So on a recent podcast interview, she said, the good guys,
she revealed how much she paid for with this facelift.
Do you guys want to guess?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
So, third facelift, third facelift, and she said it was
Chris Jenner's previous guy, not the current one.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
I wonder if it's cheaper because it's the third one.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I'm gonna go twenty five sixty sixty All right, what
do you have a guess? Kathy? Can you tell us
while you're here? Did she get it for free?

Speaker 12 (15:22):
Well?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
McDonald's Happy Mail. She did not get him.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
She's not get free. Okay, I'll just reveal it. Two
hundred and eighteen thousand.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Bargain, not well spent.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Honestly, I don't know how much facelifts go for even
know if that's good or bad, But.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
That's an addiction at that point, right, Yeah, I mean
spending that much on a facelift, it's desperate.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
What does she cry poor a couple of years ago?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Yes, she totally was. She was about to lose that house.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
And according to AI, the average facelift costs ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Oh really, but no, I'm telling you this one actually looks,
you know, better than what she looks like she fall
off the floor.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, although it looks like she did fall on the floor. Geez, Kathy, Kathy,
would you like to defend yourself? Are you still poor?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Ka?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Where this month from now? Someone that's not poor anymore?
She's probably not on your radar.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Maybe Sea Beast, maybe Sammy, but Alex Earle, she is
an influencer. She's very popular in the college scene. But
she was hired by Microsoft just recently to be one
of the new marketing people for co Pilot AI. So
co Pilot AI. If you work in offices, you probably
have heard of it, or at least on your computer.

(16:42):
But they're really going hard in the paint and trying
to make it as big as Chat GPT. Now here's
the numbers on co pilot. It attracts about one hundred
and fifty million monthly users, while chat gpt has eight
hundred million users weekly. Jemini has from Google has six
hundred and fifty million monthly users as well. So GBT

(17:03):
is killing it. So Microsoft are gonna start hiring these
TikTok influencers to start promoting their co pilot.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
AI, I mean she's more people, definitely is.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Yeah, she got really popular in like the sorority scene
and things like that, and she moved on to podcasting
and she's on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Writing dating a football player. Looks like probably there's no
show that you never hear anybody talking about anymore. The Stars.
Oh it's massive right now, huge, It's definitely huge.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
But I don't hear.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
My mom talks about circle of people I want to
hang out with. We have a TV on that's in
the studio on the news every morning, and they used
to cover whatever happened that particular week or that particular episode,
and there used to be like some kind of recap.
I haven't seen nothing, dude, I don't even know. It
was still on I love the dogget but it's big. Yeah, yeah,

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all right, well, oh it had a ricket the night
with six birthday birthday, We're gonna shiverday. We're gonna sit betage.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
She was like, it's Shuday and you know you don't do.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
And we'll start with the celebrities today. Happy birthday to
Jimmy Kimmel, who is fifty eight years old. You got
Whoopi Goldberg who is seventy. Gerard Butler is fifty six.
He was mister Big on Sex in the City. Chris
Knopf is seventy one. You got met at World Peace.
We'ren our Test who is forty six, former NBA star,

(18:35):
and uh Joe Mantagne Did I say his name? Maled
Criminal Minds also fat Tony on The Simpsons, seventy eight
years old today, and then your porno birthday is Paula
Shay and today's birthday.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
She's far from shy. She has shamelessly put her fortune
cookie to work in four hundred and fifty two fine films,
including Good Asian Vibrations. She was in Face Sitting Asian
Girlfriend Volume one, also Sleeping Asian Woken Up for slutty
Sex oh for sure. But then she she branched out
and she put into work in films like Dildo Diaries.

(19:14):
Also I Look It for You Volume one, ok you?
She was in the holiday film Santa's Horny Helper. She
was in Enjoy My back Door Volume one, and who
can forget her? Unforgetab role? And wake me up before
you blow blow? All right, it's good for a throwback Thursday.
Wake me up before you blow blow. That's Paula Shy,

(19:36):
who's thirty two years old today and at your corner birthday,
your celebrity birthdays and a Thursday morning look andsome, really
helpful information that Dancing with the Stars are still very popular.
Who knew he Corey felmant this season?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
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We want to be here at seven o'clock so you'll
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(20:12):
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Speaker 5 (20:38):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
You can listen because you love it. Listen as long
as you're listening. This is a holy show. Welcome back everybody.
It is the Woody Show. It's Thursday. My name is whatdy?
That's Greg Gory Menace, Gina grand Seavance. We got Sammy
Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

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Wood text us check in over to two two nine
eight seven. It's crazy that Dancing with the Stars is
still on the air. Survivor is still.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
On the air way crazier than Dancing with a Star.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
What a world? What a world we're living in? People
watch that guy like there was just a I was
just reading about this hotel in Boston that they have.
Now you know that that kid's book Good Night Moon,
of course, Well now they have a Good Night Moon
sweet what at this hotel and you can stay in
the good Night Moon? See you lighting up like that? Okay,

(21:34):
demonic talber and now we're having a conversation like can
It's one thing like you bring kids or something, right,
but like you know, it's just a bunch of adults
who are who are booking with a.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
Bowl of mush and a calmb and something.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
That this is.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
It's a little creepy though when you look at it,
it looks like it's at a Blues Clues or something
like what it is? Good night, what a dumb world?

Speaker 8 (21:57):
Good night night brush.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Some people are forming relationships with AI chatbots. We've heard
about that. Others though, taking it to a whole new level.
There are some people, some users of the companion app
it's called Replica. It's like we use on the air,
describing their chatbot as their wife or partner. And one

(22:20):
user even said, I feel I can live a happy
life without her in my I feel like I can't
live a happy life without her in my life. It's
an AI child. It's because she knows me so well. Yeah,
what a world, and she's actually nice to mean. Researchers
talk to twenty nine people between the ages of sixteen
and seventy two, who are all self identified as being

(22:43):
in a romantic relationship with their AI chatbot.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
It's not something you would keep private.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
They also found that some of these users are going
as far as quote marrying or having virtual children with
their chat bots, and they say that it makes them
feel more more valuable and wanted.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
It does than their exes did. I mean it gives
you that sensation, I guess.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Until they plug it into a robot.

Speaker 10 (23:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Sorry, good, because these people shouldn't be procreating, So let
them have sex with the robot.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
They're not going to have kids, right, Well, we'll find
you know, some surrogates.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Yeah, some robot dude. They're gonna put those babies inside.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Uh yeah, womb. We have the artificial wombs. Let's me
get the artificial wombs.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
It will just build those. That sounds great. Actually they
don't have any talking backing from certain Let.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
These dudes hang out with their little dolls.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
Yeah, it's gonna really suck. Yeah, super sucks. Someone who's
like fun and this is great.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
This is so there's a win win. You guys can
play with your dolls and we will be chill about it.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, the guys who like I think you're making our argument.
I agree with you.

Speaker 10 (23:54):
She's agreed, But see the second part of that, this
coner agreement, the second part on she's nice.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Oh no, it seems like you are one person at
a time. Please, I can't even understand what the hell
you're talking about, yes, Seebas, the second part.

Speaker 10 (24:07):
Of that argument seems to imply that we won't need you. Well,
the guys who are way into this stuff are your
computer programmers, your engineers, your doctors to begin with. So
they're the ones who are making the world move forward.
All you other people who are like, oh, I'm a
you know, I'm a humanities major, and i'll uh, I don't,
I don't you guys go have fun with your robots.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Guess what we will, and we'll build a future that
without you.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
And again fantastic.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, and she's fine with it.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
But keep agreeing with you, and you're keeping mad about it.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
You keep you all right, not getting Oh see, everybody's talking,
nobody's listening.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Thank you learn from each other.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Nobody's learned. Thank you, Greg.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
I did learn, and I agreed, and I got dumped.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
On eighty seven seven forty four Wooding text us over
to two two nine eighty seven show, and we are
into another new hour insensitivity, trending for a politically correct world.
It is the Woody Show. I'm what that's Greig Gory
Menace right there. Gina is here, Sea Bass got something

(25:07):
here for us and a second to start.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
At the hour.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
There is Sammy, We got Morgan. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woody, you can send us your
text over to two to nine eight seven. We got
some of the trending news headlines coming up for you
a little bit later on in the hour, but we're
gonna start here because everything is so politically charged, not
even like old timing, Like politics has always been one

(25:29):
of those things religion, politics, You never used to discuss it, money,
I know those are those are like the three topics
that people don't talk about. You weren't just taboo. You
weren't supposed to discuss these things. Now anybody ever wants
to talk about and even when it's not the subject,
they will figure out a way to shoehorn it in
there every time. And so we have a little game

(25:50):
here on the show that we play called zero too Political,
where Sea Bass is gone. You know, I love the
comments section, but he's gone to these different things that
have nothing to do with politics, articles and whatnot, nothing
to do at all with politics, but somehow in the comments,
someone in there has made it political, like their comment
is politically charged. And the game here is he's gonna

(26:12):
tell us what it's all about, like what the article
or whatever he found is about. And then how many
comments deep do you have to go before someone turns
it political? And how did they make it that? That's
a bonus. My favorite example of this, there was a
soup recipe and one of the first couple of comments
it was something political on a soup recipe, So zero

(26:37):
to political and what's the first one?

Speaker 10 (26:39):
Well, we got a news from the Popa. Hopefully he'll
be around to help validate some of this. They're saying
that a spotting of Jesus and Mary, supposedly in a
small French town is not genuine.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
It was not genuine.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
It's actually a long time ago, but they've now officially
said that this supposed that the Doze Yule Normandy, France,
those Ule.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Everybody have been there. Sure, yeah, Supposedly there was like
a Jesus appeared.

Speaker 10 (27:06):
He told this lady some stuff where the Vatican slash
Popa has now said officially that did not happen.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Not an official Mary slash wow.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Coming of Christ didn't happen in a little cafe.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I know it's a fan.

Speaker 13 (27:20):
Yes, hello, it said, pop No offense to anybody else
about to Hey, how are you supposed to come out
and say something happened when you all of a sudden
all the.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Time, I'm talking about things that never happened.

Speaker 10 (27:33):
Here's the thing is that the Vatican has said that
certain sightings or whatever have been true in like past centuries,
but this particular one in France is not authentical.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
It's a true There's the one he said, just two
weirds he said.

Speaker 10 (27:51):
I told some lady to put up across. Yeah, that
wasn't Jesus, that was just your brain. But they said
some visitations were including Mary did visit apparently sixteen so Mexico. Oh,
I apparently saw a noun in Poland in the thirties.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Those are all this ones not though I'm gonna say,
second comment, you haven't given us a more or less
is it more? Is it political? And more or less
than two comments? I'm gonna say it's the second comment,
that it is the second I'm gonna say it's the
second comment. It's gonna be something about like, uh, you know,
I'm not sure exactly, probably probably Trump, just because that's
the the usual to go to. But it'll be some
politician who is you know, lying fake news misinformation?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Oh well, who came up with that store?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You know what I mean, that that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
I'll say it's more than two, and it's somehow I
don't know why I haven't pieced it together related to
Israel slash Palestine.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going, uh, less than
two and something to do with the Epstein files.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
Okay, I'm going less than two and having to do
with like aliens and the government covering up aliens.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
Yeah yeah, I'm going more. But I can't figure out
how this has anything to do with politics.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
I think your winner's gonna be Woody because this I
sort of gave you a trick one there. The answer
is it is two but also three. So it is
it is more than two but also two. The first
comment has nothing to do has to do with Elvis,
but the second comment Elvis, yea like Elvis was still alive. Well,
second comment is this, I see signs of the devil

(29:21):
actually every time I watch a White House news conference.
But the third comment is, oh, did you see those
back in the Biden era when he had the Epstein
files on his desk.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
So they're fighting the comments already, and you know they
were so proud of that too. They kept checking back
to see.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Got a reaction.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
This is gonna kill both of them. Hilarious and interesting.
All right, what do you show zero two political? Next story? Target?
You may have seen that they have a policy about it.
It's called the ten four rules.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
So if you're get within ten feet of a Target employee,
they're supposed to sort of acknowledge you, eye contact, smile,
et cetera.

Speaker 12 (30:09):
And I did.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
They're let me see you smile, baby, let me see
you smile baby. Policy.

Speaker 10 (30:14):
Now, if you're at four feet even, they must smile
and actually say hello, Greed offer assistance. And I think
something like this is something Menace has been talking about.
This is a good policy.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, because dude, their customer service has sucked it a Yeah,
Like I always would have to hunt down like a
worker to get help at Target. They're always like messing
around like trunk sections.

Speaker 10 (30:34):
Yeah, talking totally so, Yeah, it does the again the
ten four rule oft target seems to be a nice thing.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Does it get political in more or less than three comments?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Less?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Hmmm?

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Less?

Speaker 14 (30:48):
More?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Really? Yeah, I'll say less. And it's going to be
tied to the government shutout.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh already get a good employee.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Yeah, nobody's doing their job anyway'll.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Be forced to do something.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
I'm gonna say more because politically we're all so divided.
Everyone's in a bad.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Mood, I'll say, because I can't figure out how that
would be political. I thought maybe tying in you know,
the color red.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
It's just service in general, like we're not getting service
from Yeah. I think it's like.

Speaker 7 (31:21):
Has to do with somebody, a political figure and assault,
like they're forcing these people to do something.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Ye see, I say.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
Less, And I think it's gonna have to do with
the distance apart, like pandemic, like to stay this money
apart from each other.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
There's gonna be like four feet.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
All right.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Well, everyone who said more gets a point.

Speaker 10 (31:41):
However, I don't think any of your options are are
pretty uh, are on the on the nose as far
as the reason why, Because I'll tell you the comment,
you'll get it instantly.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I haven't been to trans Get in years, years ago.
You guys forgot about that one. Art is not doing well.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Man, they've had some bad press for quite a while.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
It's impact on there. Yeah, yeah, a bunch of a
bunch of housewives. You look at the numbers, really not good. Yeah,
their sales numbers and financials yet really trans TRANSI such
a convenient and pithy turner phrase. Alright, let's get one
more for this round of what do you show? Zero
two political?

Speaker 10 (32:28):
All right, okay, we got a bee, a new bee,
you know, a new species discovery. Oh it's in Australia, spy.
And the the strange thing about this little bee, it's
got too little nubs on this horn, so they call
it like a devil be two little kind of horny
nubby things.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
That's that's it. They found a new bee. They do this,
you know, this happens all the time, you know, in
this of ours, we finding new species.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Every days, and then they name them something up like
a celebrity.

Speaker 10 (32:53):
It's called actually called the prender Gas meaning yeah that's
interesting for whatever reason. Oh, because it was discovered by
Kit prendergast ender gass whatever it is doesn't get political
in more or less than three comments.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Oh, definitely less and it's this one's easy. Oh, either
the president or Chuck Schumer also has these double horns,
has the DC to show us that's good something like that?

Speaker 8 (33:18):
Why don't they the Trump be.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, yeah, I will say less. Uh, I'm with Greg
on the horns. Yeah, because now you say that like that,
that would be the easiest one. But is the is
the part about the horns that like kind of like
pretty prominent in the article or like that is why? Yeah,
they're calling it.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
They called the nickname is Lucifer Be because of the
absolutely good less and and.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
I'm glad Pelosi's not running again.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
Something is more again Trump, Yeah, let's just make this
the state bird. Yeah, I agree, all right, it is more.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
It is more.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Now.

Speaker 10 (33:59):
It doesn't really any kind of specific people, but it
does go anti right wing. It says this here now
Republicans and other Conservatards.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I'm surprised that that's somebody who's going after the right
would say.

Speaker 10 (34:14):
Conservative tards love that they're taking it back, you know,
get we'll try to kill it because of their religious
tendencies because there's the devil bee, Republicans, public tards.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Wow, an article about to.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Be pretty cool from eight to Q.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
These are the people you want to be your friend.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
And that's h and that's how you play zero two political.
One of these people canary top it. I've got some
more Woodie Show for you next hanging on the Woody Show.
We'll be right there.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
How about j Guy Guy?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
He just looks off like a like a Marshamallow, yeah,
looks a he was menace though, he's kind of like
a menace in the streets. All right, let's check in
with Gina grad there in the Woodi Show newsroom. She's
got this morning's trending news headlines.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Well, hallelujah. After forty three days, the government is officially reopened.
The House passed a temporary funding bill yesterday afternoon that
would open things back up by a thin voting margin
of two two to two nine. The bill then made
its way over to President Trump late last night and
officially ended the longest shutdown in US history.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
And of course there was like all this other crapping
canters to vote on extending you know, uh the spending
for you know, keep the government going and it pay
air traffic controllers.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
There was all this other stuff and I didn't realize
this is also part of.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
What they were throwing it in there. The only thing
I had heard about was the extension of whatever the
healthcare thing was, right, i'd heard about that. But there
was also something in there about like what is it
what is it called CBD stuff in there.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Yeah, they don't look it up.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yeah, basically like making it so like you can't do it,
you like, you know, kind of like restricting CBD stuff.
And there was something else something else in there about
like whoever turned over their cell phone records as part
of the investigation into the January sixth insurrection, Like like
they cramped, Like they're making it about snap benefits and

(36:27):
about air traffic controllers. Meanwhile they're doing their own little
negotiation on all this other garbage. Yeah well yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
There was some sort of LGBTQ stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
And yeah, I wish they could just vote on things
for what they are, you know, like oh, you know,
we could they call it the whatever bill and so
let's just have it so it's just about that and
you can't sneak these other things. That's what it is
in there making sideals like we'll just sneak that because
nobody hears about that stuff until after it's already done.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Exactly, I'm looking at Okay, Well, while you do that.
Speaking of the president, we've got some Epstein news. Twenty
eleven emails, rather excuse me, says a victim spent time
at Epstein's house with Trump, but Trump was never accused
of anything in the email. Then in twenty fifteen, Epstein
and a journalist talked about Trump, and the journalists warned
that CNN might ask Trump about Epstein. Then a twenty

(37:21):
nineteen email claims that Trump kicked Epstein out of mar
A Lago and knew about the girls. There's no proof
of that at this time. Now let's hop across the aisle.
Because other emails mentioned former President Bill Clinton. Epstein said
Clinton had lied to him and quote had no conscience,
so he told people to stop talking to Clinton. However,
other emails still mentioned Clinton being part of Epstein's plans

(37:42):
and suggest the pair may have stayed in touch longer
than they admitted. So nothing new. We know that Clinton
Trump's situation.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Right, and so that's the thing about this. When this
story comes up I don't think anybody doubts that Trump
is in there, Clinton's in there, like that you already know,
like they can they can withhold stuff, all right, let's
just you know they're in there, exactly. I want to
see everybody else who you don't know about that.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
Yeah, and if you're afraid that it's going to make
you look at someone differently, stop idolizing politicians.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Well just in general, Like I want to know about
the ones that we don't like, the ones that you
think are all And that's the one I'm really interested.
Like no, I'm saying, but like, uh, you know, Trump's
name comes up, for Clinton's name comes up, he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
of course they know, like no one's surprised.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
What about Gordon Ramsey? I want to see Gordon Ramsey
in there? Yeah, somebody.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
Well.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
Baseball handed out Cy Young Awards, which are given to
the best pitchers in the league and the American League.
Tigers ace Tarik Scooball won for the second year in
a row for leading Detroit back to the playoffs in
the National League. Pirates pitcher Paul Skeens added to his
Rookie of the Year title by winning his first cy Young.
Next up, MLB will announce the MVPs tonight show. Heyo

(38:56):
Tani expected to win his fourth MVP for the National
League and the American League races between Aaron Judge and
Cal Rally.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Okay, here I got the details. Tell us. So the
provision that was added to the federal spending package to
reopen the government significantly titans federal regulation of hemp derived
THHC products. Okay, So it prohibits the unregulated sale of
intoxicating hemp based or hemp derived products, including Delta eight,
from being sold online, in gas stations and in corner stores.

(39:28):
It preserves two types of products, non intoxicating CBD products
and industrial hemp products intended for non consumptive uses. So
I'm guessing like CBD, like lotions and the balms. It
tightens the definition limits, so hemp derived canne can whatever
products are restricted to those capable of being naturally produced

(39:49):
by the plant, not synthetically manufacturer derived, and a total
THHC in such products may be no more than zero
point three by dryway. So it just seems to close
what many lawmakers are calling a loophole that allowed help
derived products with these psychoactive whatever word you can to

(40:10):
proliferate these largely unregulated markets.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
Yeah, and if it's the gas station stuff, then I
kind of support it because that stuff, like.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
What's really like K two or something. Yeah, that was like, yeah,
that was like the synthetic weed stuff. That's yeah, that
stuff was always like But they still have gas stations
in like the South and areas where dangerous.

Speaker 9 (40:34):
I mean, I would think that it would just be
like how you can sell alcohol and.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Regular like legit like burns your brain.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Well, it's officially the end of an era. Yesterday the
US Mint in Philadelphia meanted the last penny ever to
be put in circulation after too and your thoughts. The
Treasury says that given the rapid modernization of the American wallet,
the government no longer believes that the continted production of
the penny is responsible or necessary. Here's why the cost

(41:03):
to make a penny has gone up in the last decade.
For one cent, it costs three point sixty nine cents.
And when you do the math, this was Tyler's math.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
By the way, so beware. Okay, they were lost three.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
Hundred and sixty nine dollars to make one hundred dollars
worth of pennies.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
The final sounds about government right right.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
The final penny will not go into circulation. It will
be auctioned off if anybody's interested.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
That is such trips we should get that. I mean
there are still pennies out there on the ground.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yet.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Think about how many like old ass coins you find
from time to time. It's not they wear They wear
down as like quickly as a paper bill.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
So how does this work? They just stop making them
and then you will accept them.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
Yeah, I mean they'll go in circulation for however long,
But how long do you think in the next generation
they'll just be like, what's a penny?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Probably because more and more places are doing the rounding thing. Yep,
you know, they'll round the closest you know nickel. H Well,
it's gonna be all digital, you know. My predictions is
the dollar will become like a crypto, so it won't
be any physical money. But we still have the two
dollar bill you could use. You very rarely see it,
but if a store takes it, I don't. I don't

(42:14):
think it's gonna go completely digital. I think, well, because
we still have gold bars, dude.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
Right now, people their rooms.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Oh yeah, there's a there's a friend of ours. They're
in laws live with them, and like once a month
they get a delivery of metals sweet.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
That they're ordering, like you.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Know, ordering like gold and silver bars, Like it's like
another shipment.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Where do we putting?

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Do they get those big food buckets too?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Is it like a prepperal thing, the gold bar thing?

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Every time they become available at Costco, they sell out immediately.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Well there's a new treatment for alcohol addiction and it's
basically as easy as pop in a mint. There you go, Greg, Yeah,
it's called clutch By or health, and it dissolves into
your tongue. So it works by blocking this so sad,
you'd hate this. Blocking the brain's opioid receptor receptors, so
alcohol doesn't trigger that feel good feelings, which basically helps
produce exactly, which helps produce cravings. And because it absorbs quickly,

(43:11):
it may have fewer side effects than you know, like
ingesting a regular pill.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
It sounds like semi glue tide trizepetide exactly because it
kind of like, I don't know, it doesn't make alcohol
taste good.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
Well, there's also there has been around for a long
time called a suboxone, and that's like basically the same
thing for drugs, Like the drug just doesn't do anything
for me, So it's the alcohol version. Plus the best
part is you don't have to quit drinking completely. You
can just take it on days you want to cut back.
So really basically made for alcoholics as well as people
who just want to drink less.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Okay, yeah, I'd be willing to try that. I would
like for you to try and tell leave stuff like that, like, oh,
how could a pill really work? But I remember when
I was on well Buttrin back when I was a smoker,
it made me not want to smoke. Really it actually worked.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
That sounds like for well Buttrin that sounds like a
side effect, happy accident, Like people are taking this to
feel better, but they also don't like cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah you can just remove brand if yeah, if you
can remove what it is that's making you. You know,
like people eat because they feel hungry, so the weight
loss drugs, Like, I don't be hungry with with this
zep bound that I'm taking. I'm like hardly ever where
I sit and I go, Man, I'm hungry, Like, if
there's something there I go. Man, I can maybe eat something,
but not a lot, Like my appetite is gone, it's

(44:25):
zapped out. So that helps, so that that it's awesome.
You can never give it to him.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
He's real.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Then I'll tell a story and I can't tell you
who it is. A friend of mine. He was on
one of the medications. I'm not gonna say what medication,
but it was one of the ones that is for
people with diabetes. So in order for it to get
covered by his insurance, he had to have an A
one C diabetic certain thing.

Speaker 12 (44:54):
Right.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Well, guess what, he lost a ton of weight and
he doesn't qualify for it anymore. But he's put on like,
you know, ten pounds and he and so he wants to,
you know, use the weight loss medication, still wants it
to be covered. And so he's got this like doctor
it is. The guy is a real doctor, and so

(45:15):
doctor philosophy. So what they did is the doctor told me.
He goes, all right, dude, here's what you're gonna do.
We're gonna send you for a blood test. He goes.
But in the two hours before the blood test, you
have to consume two cups of sugar two cups. Now
it sounds not just like eat it like you know whatever.
So you can make like, say, like a gallon of

(45:37):
iced tea and put two cups of sugar in it, which,
by the way, is what my dad's side of the
family has been doing.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
They call it fife tea. Ew it's it's really.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It's sweet tea.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Is it sweeter than sweet tea?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It's sweet tea is what it is. But it's you
fresh brew it and then you two cups of sugar.
Now that you splendor they've moved on. But uh, and
then just drink that and you got to force it
down in that two hours. But what it works. It works.
One sees through the roof. It works.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, and so now and so now it's covered.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
So it's two cups sugar. All right, Well I could
before the blood test.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
If we can't choke down that stuff before our colonies,
we could do this.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, but it's for the greater good.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
The thing is, Greg, you're skinny, and I mean the
listeners think you're on drugs.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Anyways, Fine, true dude, all our comments they think you're
on weight loss drugs.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Let them think whatever they want.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I'm ten pounds from being at my lowest weight in
the last twelve years. Wow, And there was a time
remember I got down. Oh yeah, there was a picture
of me with Jerry O'Connell when he was in here.
And that's kind of what I've been using, is like
because that was my at my lowest weight in the
last dozen years.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
You're like, which one's Jerry O'Connell.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
No, but like that was my lowest weight and that
was twenty five nice, right, And so I'm two thirty
five as of yesterday. I'm like, there, I don't feel
like I'm that close. But zep founds working man, it
is right, got out to try zippytide. Try telling you like, yeah, people,

(47:09):
I don't know, they're all weird about it, Like, oh.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
I don't want to, you know, think anyone's weird about it,
going to be that's.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Cheating whatever.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Cares. I don't think anybody cares.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
People that are jealous, like I'm jealous that you guys
are on it, So it might come off as yeah,
I think that's over.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
It might be like also just like a financial jealousy thing. Yeah,
and it's becoming cheaper and cheaper every day.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Well, you body got it covered.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
Well, I understand it.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
I went from fifteen hundred to five hundred for a lack.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
Even lower than that.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah, and now that they just sign something or whatever,
they're going to make one hundred and forty bucks or something.
But even five hundred or so ago there was a story.
Fortunately there's some deal worked out with the two companies.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Yeah, and then the people I argue with when it
gets down to like three hundred four hundred bucks, I go, dude,
look how much you're spending on food.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
When you just go your big badass, true, are spending
so much money each month on food? It just balances
out the money that you're spending on food, and now
you're skinnier and you look a lot better, you feel
a lot better, you have a lot more energy. It's
certainly offsets, you know, like you take the money that
you're saving on that, it offsets a bit, even if
it doesn't cover completely. But even look at what you're
spending and think about how much you would end up

(48:19):
spending in other like health related problems, you know, being
in the hospital for something, or you're on diabetes medication,
or you know, just in general all this stuff that's uh,
you know, that they go like, what's your life?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
What your what?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
What are yours on your life for? Yeah? Yeah, well
what matters the most is how do you look?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You know?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
That's that work.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
We don't we don't really know. We don't really know
what the side effects are going to be down the road.
I'll worry about that, you know what. Whatever the side
effects are, I'm sure we'll have another drug that will
fix that.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Also, the side effects of being showed me overweight and.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
If and if it kills me, uh well, then I'll
just look skinnier in the commition. I don't have to
get like one of those Pellow coffin, right they like
they did for that is dude, remember the Hawaiian singer
like that guy? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah, like you know, you don't have to do something
like that.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
I know.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Don't you want to look good in eternal rest?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
That's right?

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Yeah, I think you did.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
Put you in one of those glass boxes.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Ratings come out every week and if they're not good
or good enough, well, sammy, today is today. It is
red cup day at Starbucks.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Let's go Christmas time you get these cups?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
You know, okay, but are you excited?

Speaker 9 (49:41):
Because I like to see them and it it gets
me in the spirit.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Well, it's one of their busiest days of the year,
and so customers who buy one of their holiday drinks,
their especialty holiday drinks, they get a free limited edition,
reusable red holiday cup. But this year it's a sixteen
ounce cup made with ninety percent recycled materials, which is very.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Important to me. That's the most important part.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
People are gonna close line each.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Other for these things.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
And it features a picture on the front of a
Starbucks store you guys, like decked out like kind of
holidays holidays. Yeah, it's right.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
And then the white it's all in white, the picture
of big store.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
My question though, is Sam, do you even.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Go to Starbucks?

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (50:27):
Not really?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
No, But she again just likes the idea.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
It's like when you start saying, we start seeing the
uh the Santa Coca Cola, Polar Bears, Yeah, yeah, the
the hershey kiss uh ding ding. Yeah. There's certain commercials
when they start a Santa driving the Mercedes. Oh yeah,
it's like, oh, okay, well it's holidays, yea, yeah, he

(50:52):
is real. They are real. Peanut M and M seeing
Santa y yeah, And I think there's things like that.
So I think the sports sam exactly and they have
them inside Target.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
So we want to go to Target and they have
all the decorations, You're all festive and everyone has their
red cups.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
You're like, yeah, now, is it basic bitch ish?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Yes, it is. It certainly is red because Sammy needs
more cup. You know, we definitely need more cups.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
And I'm sure it's not like the bar rista. This
Red Cup Day has been a thing for a long
time and they know more of what I guess what
to expect, and so I doubt there's a shortage of
the cups. By the way, it's also not just Red
Cup Day, it is day number one of the barista strike,
you guys, Oh no, which I think it's so silly.
It's there are people in radio who are on like

(51:38):
seven pm the midnight, and they're making like fifty thousand
dollars a year, and there are these radio talent agents
that will contact them and convince them that they need
an agent, and so they collect ten percent of this
person's gross salary. Yeah, thinking that they need an agent. Like,
you're a barista. Why is there a union for a barista?

(51:59):
I don't. I just understand they just you pay dues, yeah,
into this union when you're when you're a barista. It
just I don't know, it seems it feels like it's
nothing against the baristas, it's just for what the job is.
It feels like a shakedown of a person in an
entry level position interesting, you know, like trying to get
dues and stuff out of them. I understand it for

(52:20):
other auto workers and things like yeah maybe, but likesta
point part of the union can texted and let us
understand why they would want to be a part of it.
I guess they would want to be a part of
it because it would fight for them to get higher pay.
But I think, yeah, I think they can do that
without having a union. Even though I was part of
a union grocery worker. What's up? I'm still down in

(52:42):
my union.

Speaker 8 (52:43):
But do you remember your union number?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (52:46):
No.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Union leaders say Starbucks hasn't made any serious offers since April,
and they're accusing the company of unfair labor practices. They're
prushing the company to agree on a fair first contract,
which is something they've been working on for nearly two years. Yeah,
because I guess the union's new they just they just
fired it up a couple of years. Allowed to do that.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Yeah, yeah, So anyway, I had to be in the
teamstairs union for when I was a valet parker. Oh wow,
never did it anything for me, but whatever.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
To be a parking guy, yeah, really, to be a valet,
I had to be in the team stairs. Really, no kidding.
I got yelled at one time. I was working in
New York and we're talking about getting a golden Platinum Records.
So the record company that came by gave me one
and I was gonna hang it on the wall in
the office, and somebody from the building happened to be
walking through and I when I say, I got yelled at,

(53:34):
I got yelled at, like yelled at, scolded like a child.
Put that down right now, because you had to have
a union guy come in to hang it on the wall.
Here's the thing. I was taking one that was already
hung up on the wall. I was taking that one
down to replace it with this new one. It was
like an older you know, latinum or gold record or whatever.
I was taking that one down with the existing nail.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
Do you even have a hammer in your.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
No, there was no tools in p I was just
gonna take that one down to put this one where
it went, and I got scolded and they had to
bring a union guy up to literally place it on
the nail that was already on the wallow. All right, uh,
it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody,

(54:21):
Greg Mans GEO Brad Seed Mass just here two seconds.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Oh, we're going back.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
All I'll believe he contributed with the thank you.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
I heard him and I just.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Looked up and now he's gone. Anyway, he was just
here two seconds. He's around here somewhere. There's Morgan. We
got the phones open. Sammy's right there, phones are open. Yeah,
you can tell a boy watching the video. He's always
cleaning stuff when I see him. Wood sent us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. With the

(54:53):
holidays coming up and a lot of family get togethers,
I'm sure every family has at least one or two
family members who are beefing. Probably, so the question will be,
and you can tell is why they beefing?

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, and then I have a stat on estranged siblings
that I wanted to bring up. But before we get
to that, Greg's been dying to get our advice on something. Yeah,
and I think you guys are good at advice and
he needs it now.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
It's time sensitive because, like you said, holidays are coming
up fast. And now I say this with no sarcasm,
that I need your advice, although there is a tinge
of silliness to what I have to ask you about
or the reason I'm asking you. So I'm in a
yolo phase. As I've told you, this is the year
of Yolo, and I'm trying to be yolo without being selfish,

(55:47):
and so far it's kind of working. I feel good
about it. But this makes me feel incredibly selfish for
the first time in so many years that I can't
even count the years. I don't want to go home
for Christmas, and I'm agonizing about how to tell my
parents I would like to skip Christmas. I want to

(56:09):
do it at home for the first time. Basically, ever,
I don't want to travel, and I have a couple appointments,
and I do want to make one appointment during Christmas vacation.
Four don't laugh, elective surgery. What I want to get
this thing called face tight where they kind of like

(56:31):
I've always wanted to get my neck sucked out. He's
always because I have this sacking.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
So touching it constantly, right, and I want to get
that sucked out. And apparently the recovery is about a
week and you have to wear this embarrassing thing around.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Your head like old man.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yes, exactly like the old times to get a toothache. Remember,
like in a Christmas Carol, one of the ghosts like
the like Jacob Marley would come to visit Ebenezer Scrooge, and.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
I want that.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
You know, everyone's going to tell you this and you
don't want to hear it. But I'll be honest, I
don't think you need that surgery. I would tell you
if you did.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Of course you will.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
Yeah, and it will make you look even skinnier than
your r R, which you think that's great. It's going
to make you look way way too skinny.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Okay, but let's say I I'm probably going to do
it because I'm stubborn. But let's say I don't do it.
I still don't want to go home for Christmas. Okay,
this year is a terrible year to tell them. I
don't want to go because my brother just died, but
well not just but this year. How do I tell them? That, like,
can I postpone it? Can I just say, Hey, I

(57:51):
really don't want to travel. I really want to be home.
I really want to get a tree for the first
time ever. I want to you know, I just want
to be home. I did want to just ask you
one quick question before you even did that. Would you
ask them to come see you? And what would their
response be? Well, they're coming for Thanksgiving, so I think
they probably wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (58:11):
Oh that's perfect. Yeah, then ask them and then you
know those I know you still get credit for asking no, no,
but you.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Want them to come to that, I'd be fine with
the coming. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Is it just that you haven't you're talking about on
Christmas Day being at your house or are you talking
about during your Christmas break?

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Like the whole break? Okay, I just don't want to
go there.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, Because we did a thing for many years where
we call it the world Tour because we have families
in three different cities, none of which are the ones
that we live in, right, So, and that was over
the course of two weeks, and we'd be traveling, traveling, traveling,
and then my wife said, you know, these kids really
should be at their own house on Christmas.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I go, great, I always did it because I thought
that's what she wanted, and so we did it and
it rules.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
So how did you tell them though we don't the
parents get up?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Well, guess what, we had little kids. I mean, so
you have four people traveling as opposed to two people traveling,
so so come to us. But I don't think it's
unreasonable for you to say, you know, I would really
like to have a Christmas in my own home. And
you can even say something you can't even invite. I
would like you to be a part of it. I
think this is a good year maybe to change things up.

(59:23):
It might be good for you to have a change
of scenery on that particular day. Come here, we can
all be together here, right, Like, I think that's that's
a way to approach it. Do I approach it like
it's a big deal? Or should I do it casually? Casually? Okay,
just go Look, I've made a decision like I'm not
traveling over the holidays this year, and there's a couple

(59:44):
of different reasons, and they go, well, what is that, Gregor?

Speaker 5 (59:47):
And then you can get into your whole like next
sucking thing. No, I don't want to tell them about it.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I think you're going to have to tell them if
you don't tell your parents about something like that, that's
the kind of stuff I think they would get upset about.
Oh really and if anything, uh, they'll want to see you,
support you, and that might be another way to get
them to come.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
They would talk me out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Oh yeah, Postop, like you need to be like home
and have them take care of you. If to talk
you out of it, that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
I do on that tip. I do agree with Menace.
There's a there's an opportunity here to be looking really weird.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
You know how people know you're out broker, Right, even
though he lost a lot of weight, he looks weird defeated, right, Yeah,
like a caricature, right, like somebody drew.

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
Him and yeah and all that too. I agree with
medicine Woody, and I know what you're saying. You're just
not at that point yet. If you look up pictures
of Henry Winkler, he had that done and it was
like he needed it at that point, right, You don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
You're just not at that point.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
I think if you had a little more weight on you,
then I'd be like, okay, you know, yeah, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
It's flabby.

Speaker 12 (01:00:53):
Enough.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
I also, by the way, have a very important doctor
appointment a couple of days after Chris, so I was
thinking about using that as well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Okay, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Like I'm seeing a dermatologist for a skin cancer screening,
which my mom's been nagging me to book. Disappointment, and
I finally got it. It's right after Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
There's one thing I disagree with what you on, like
making that general statement right right away, saying I'm not
traveling for you can say holidays. It's weird to say, hey,
I really it would be I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Would really like to have the holidays at my home,
and I would like to invite you to come to
my home. I think that's a softer way of doing
because it's a little bit jarring saying I'm not traveling.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
I've made a personal decision to not travel.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
I don't know that just comes off because you have
to put things that, I think, because if you don't,
if you leave the door open, you might get manipulated
into doing something you don't want to do. And that's
that's That's one thing I've learned over the years. The
more direct you are when it's something that is important
to you. The better off you are, because you're not
leaving a door open, right, You're not even leaving it
open like you're you're just saying, hey, is what I'm doing.

(01:02:01):
But I would still like to see you how about this.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
I know you're talking about You know, that might work,
and I agree one hundred percent in the business world,
but you're dealing with you know, family, and it's ULTI
might cause a longer issue if he doesn't do it softly.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
That's the thing. I want to, for lack of a
better word, be selfish, but I don't want to seem selfish.

Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
You know, also or lean into it. Be like you know,
I do this every year and it's been great, but
I'd like to be a little selfish this year and
do it at my house. You know, you don't have
to not seem selfish. You're allowed to be selfish. It's
your life.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Yikes. But his parents won't be around, and he's childless, childless,
so selfish that's insane.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
That's my concern.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
But I think that's the only one that came through
that says but if they can come to you, who
cares that you that you shouldn't do what you want
to do here? I'm looking over yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody's
in support.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Don't do your parents like that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
It's going to be on the next season of Bosch.

Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
Just because you don't have kids doesn't mean that you
have to be at the mercy of what everybody else
wants to do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
That's not fairy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Yeah right, Yeah, it's just so awkward, And you know,
I hate confrontation that I'm just dreading what talking to
them and saying, hey, I don't want to come.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I know you might need the money for your next surgery,
but I would also just say, hey, I already booked
the flights for you to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Come here for them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Yeah, that's totally fair, Greg. Let them be disappointed and
you get the holiday that you want, like it's allowed.

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
You don't have to control their.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
At their expense, at their emotional expense.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
They would make the choice then not to join you,
and that's up to them. So at that point, if
they choose not to see you over the heart like,
that's their their choice.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
Excited what if they're like, a great, we wanted to
go on a trip this year and get out of
here or whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
Do you know that they want to do Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Maybe they feel oblocated to hang out with you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Maybe huh, I don't know, it's just such, I don't know.
I just I'm really adamant on it. I just really
don't want to go this.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
And don't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
And that goes back to my original point.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Too many people sacrifice too many other things for other people,
and it constantly becomes that, and then people get used
to that, and then when things aren't going exactly how
they want it, why is that on you? Right? But
why is it that they get exactly what they want
at your expense.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Of what you want, you get nothing of what you know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
And it's not that this is the only time you
see them all year. You see them other times of
the year. This is obviously a big holiday, and so
this is something that's important to you. And if they
love you and they support you, and I know they do,
they will they will understand and then they will make
a decision what's best for them. Is this something we're
going to go do and be together and go to
his house or we'll catch you another time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Because logistically, because it's Christmas time, we take the dog
with us, so we have to drive, so it's two
days of travel.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Yeah, like screw that, yep, I think, yeah, I have.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
I just don't know how to go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
You want me to call him? I'll what's that? John
breaks bad news? Have you seen that guy? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
Yeah, super monitor your parents?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Your parents like me? Right, they love you?

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Okay, so we're good. Hey mom, what he needs to
talk to you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Yeah, all right, okay, hey girl, all right, I think
we'll do it. I think I'll stay home.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Yeah, I can be on a call for emotional support.
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
You know, hey, mom, dad, what he's here? He has
some news to break, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Can team up together and will be a good He
will be the bad copd cop? Who do they like?

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Who's their favorite celebrity? Their favorite?

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Let's get him a cameo?

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Yeah, yeah, let's get a cameo. The property brother, they
do a cameo. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
All right, let's do money is no issue. Let's make
sure that happens. Hey, Jonathan Andrew hare, Yeah, I just
want to let you know some news for you, father Gory.
You'll be traveling to Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
This year.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Yeah right, well thanks, guys, Yeah, let us know how
it goes.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
I will and I think you should.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Consider the next sucking.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
I'm still thinking about it. Yeah, but if I do it,
it'll be maybe that break.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Maybe maybe punt on that one. Maybe, you know, give it,
give it some more thought before you just rush into it.
You're not going to Columbia for it like you would. Okay, now, relax,
Well I have that, I have that stat on a
strange siblings and then well we got to take the break.
Greg took up way too much time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Speaking of selfish Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Yeah, so we'll do that to break. And also just
on the same kind of family get together vibe we've
got going on. There's at least one or two family
members and maybe it's just an ongoing thing, or maybe
it's just a thing happening right now. Why they beefing
and it doesn't have your beef. In fact, the more
ridiculous the better. Like we've done this before and people call, well,

(01:07:01):
you know, my uncle is really abusive. I don't want
to hear that story. Yeah, but you know they typically.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
There's some really dumb my aunt's house.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Yeah, there's some really dumb thing like, oh, you know,
it's my aunt's thing. She likes to bake, and my
other aunt brought over a pie on Thanksgiving and my
my aunt got offended by that, and so now they're
not talking, like, yeah, something stupid like that. I had
family members that didn't talk for twenty years over a
sale of a truck, you know, yeah, something like that. Yeah,

(01:07:31):
So why they beef in eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie,
you can send us a text with whatever you got
over to two two nine eighty seven and alistasiology and
it seesonology show.

Speaker 12 (01:07:48):
Of burn.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
My god, why the beef? In holidays coming up? A
lot of family time, a lot of togetherness, a lot
of tension. Sometimes there's tension. Yeah, there was always like
some MONI it was just a kind of ongoing thing.
I think it started as some light ball busting and
then you know, my aunt Carol will get triggered by
my uncle Frank, and you know it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
It is it ever smooth?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Ever it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
I was not smooth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
I think like my uncle Frank just really enjoyed getting
under the skin of my aunt Carrol, and so he
would just you know, do things to trigger her and
lively conversation that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Yeah, poor Carol.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Yeah, that's why she up and moved to Puerto Rico
to Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah, all right, So why they beef?
And again, let's let's keep it fun, nothing dark and serious.
Let's go to Chris. Hey, what's up, Good morning guy.
How you Chris?

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
What's your story?

Speaker 16 (01:08:46):
It's an actual, actual, actual because my mother in law,
sister and her ghana fight at my mon in law's
daughter's wedding, which would be my sister in law because
she never told her to order her a vegetarian. Wait,
she got actual beef and stands up and says.

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
This is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
You never listened to me since we were kids.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
She literally got beef.

Speaker 16 (01:09:15):
And it just became so quiet and everybody heard their
whole drama.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Yeah, Chris, thanks for the call, man, I appreciate. Let's
go to Rebecca. Hey, what's up, Rebecca.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:09:29):
I'm doing well.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
How are you guys? You're doing great.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
What's your story?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Why they beefing?

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Well, it's me and my sister in law.

Speaker 13 (01:09:37):
So we moved in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
I lived with my sister in law a few years ago,
and eventually she got herself kicked out of the house
the situation that we were in, and ever since then
she blames me and my brother and has hated.

Speaker 12 (01:09:52):
Me for it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Oh no, wait, so what getting kicked out of the
house for what?

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Well, she was supposed to be taking care of her
great grandmother because we lived in the home with her
great grandma. She was supposed to be taking care of
her great grandma the home, and she was being paid
by the grandma like fifteen hundred dollars a month to
do so, and she was neglecting those responsibilities. She was
partying having some people over every day.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's definitely your fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rebecca,
thank you for the call. I appreciate listening to the
Woody Show. Next up is Robert A Robbie. It's like, right,
all right, Robbie, what is your story? Why they beefing?

Speaker 12 (01:10:36):
Okay, so my wife just found out that her and
her sister have two biological dads. So upon learning this information,
she found out that she has two sisters and a brother.
Brother is in prison because he got threatened with a knife,
took the knife from the guy, stabbed him. Whatever. He's
been in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Prison, yeah, whatever, whatever, that's not the drama.

Speaker 12 (01:10:58):
Whatever. Yeah, he's in prison because he decided not to
die that day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Anyway.

Speaker 12 (01:11:07):
Uh, so we go. We my wife files all the
paperwork and stuff to meet him, her brother, and we
drive sours down to meet him. Thirty minutes after we
meet him and start heading back, the new niece makes
a Facebook post saying, Oh, it must be nice to
go visit your brother after only knowing about him for
six months. And keep in mind this happened a couple

(01:11:28):
of weeks ago, so basically six months ago is when
she found out. And it just started all this drama
because her sisters, her two new biological sisters, hearted the
post and liked it and basically agreed, And we're like, dude,
she literally just did something that you can do her.
None of his siblings or nieces or anything have visited him,

(01:11:50):
visited him down in prison in ten years? Yeah, ten years?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Why do they care?

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
Like are they trying to say they that she don't
go visit them? And then they visit the brother Like
I don't get what.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
You know, what if it wasn't like if social media
hadn't existed, think about this, If social media didn't exist,
nobody would ever know talking about you. And that's what Robbie,
thanks for the call. That's what drives my mom crazy.
Because my mom is not on social media at all,
does not have one. She's never had one, Facebook, my Space,
you name it, all the things that have come and gone.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Not only doesn't have it, she hates it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
But she hates it because she goes to catch up
with one of her brothers and all of a sudden
they seem to know everything that she wanted to share
with them because she already talked to one of the
other brothers and you know, or maybe one of the
other brothers had come to visit and talked about all
the things they did already social media. She's like, well,
it just kind of mows her lawn. They like him. Uh,

(01:12:50):
some of the texts. How about this one? My mom
stopped talking to her sister thirty years ago because my
aunt mentioned to my mom that her kids us were
a bit over which we were called my kid's fat Oh,
he says. My husband and his brother have not spoken
forro Al Thost twenty eight years, just because my husband
told his brother when he announced that they were having twins,

(01:13:13):
hey better than me because we just had a baby
and we knew how tough it was and we were
just saying it's gonna be really tough to have two right,
and that now they haven't spoken in twenty eight years
because he said, hey, man, better you than me.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Oh yeah, they're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
We are in the process of moving my grandma into
an assisted living home, and my aunt blew up the
entire family and left the group chat because I said
I would like my grandma's plates to replace my husband's
cheap IKEA ones. Now, mind you, these are not any
kind of family air room. They're just normal plates.

Speaker 8 (01:13:47):
So now no one's talking to her.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Yeah, it's a cheap comment. My two brothers are beefing
because the oldest brother yelled at the younger brother at
Thanksgiving because he has tattoos and it's disrespectful to our mom.
The kicker is, we're in our forties and fifties and
our mom died five years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
She's not there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
My mom and her brother had got into an argument
about wanting to pay for everyone's dinner a few years ago.
They kept trying to shove the credit card at the cashier.
It became an argument for two to three minutes until
finally I gave my card because we were all embarrassed.
They still have friction to this day over who gets
to pay for not? Who gets to get out of you?

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Another text over to two two nine eighty seven. I
haven't spoken to my sister in over eight years. It
all started because my mom did not let her boyfriend
at the time sleep over, and my girlfriend was allowed.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
To Well, you might have a boy, I know, how
old are you going to let it go?

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Eight years?

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
My wife stopped talking to her sister in twenty eighteen
when she wrote us a long email and declined a
baby shower invite because she thought it was sexist sex
a baby shower sexist? Okay, all right, we have a
family beef that's spilled over from last year. Last Thanksgiving,
my husband's nineteen year old cousin decided to start calling

(01:15:05):
me a junkie because I had a single glass of
wine and I take and I take anxiety medication in
the hospital. This year, I was asked by a different
cousin if i'd be willing to pick up that cousin
with his twin brother and uh and driving the Thanksgiving.
I said hell no because of obvious reasons. But apparently
now I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
The a hole.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
My aunt has disowned my dad over political memes on
Facebook and they're both bored in retirement. Me and my
younger brother did not speak for eight years over toilet paper,
and the text are just rolling in god dumb stuff
toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
The politics stuff is so prevalent.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Oh yeah, I still have that estranged siblings tat and
I'll get to that after the break. I promise this time,
these these rolled in way faster and way more than
I thought they would. This is really good stuff. I
like the one about like the the one aunt called
the nieces and Nephew's fat. We were, uh, my friend

(01:16:14):
and his daughter beefing because he gave me her ticket
to go see the Steelers in Chargers game, and she said,
how dare you give a ticket to a Packer fan.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
It's now they're beefing because I think.

Speaker 12 (01:16:28):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
I kicked out one of the groom's been two weeks
before my wedding because I found out that he was
a flatter. You can blame that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
You don't want an insane up.

Speaker 17 (01:16:40):
There ain't nothing but ain't nothing but a sports dang
with the g Jeff Garci, Hey, good morning, Jeff G.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
What do you show?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Good morning squad?

Speaker 14 (01:16:55):
So remember yesterday when I said the Lakers might keep
it close against the Thunder.

Speaker 18 (01:16:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Yeah, so that didn't have.

Speaker 14 (01:17:00):
The Lakers lost to the defending champs by twenty nine points.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Here is Luca after the game.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
It wasn't ann pass game. Probably one of the worst
New season, but they didn't Red Joe. You know, they're
champions for a reason, so they show that today. I
think we need to be more ready. It's just started
with me. I need to be way better than that
and try.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
To figure out, you know, one way to get it right.
Play a crappy team. Lakers and Pelicans tomorrow.

Speaker 14 (01:17:25):
Clippers lost their six in a row last night to
the Nuggets.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
James Harden twenty three and the loss.

Speaker 14 (01:17:29):
The Joker dropped a double nickel last night, fifty five
points for the Nuggets. More bad news for the Clippers.
Would he show Bradley Beale is out for the season
with the hip fracture. Clippers and Mavericks tomorrow. NFL Tonight
we got Thursday football Jets and Patriots on Prime. And
last week, if you recall, Cowboys player Marshawn Leland sadly
took his own life well. Yesterday, the Cowboys head coach

(01:17:51):
revealed that his girlfriend is also pregnant, which makes that
situation even more sad.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Prayers up to her and her family.

Speaker 14 (01:17:59):
NHL Kings in Toronto at four, Ducks and Red Wings
also at four, and finally this morning, the Clippers really
didn't have any highlights from their fourteen point loss to
the Nuggets, except this one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
A fan ran out onto the court and juke security.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
Listen to this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
It was a fan on the court.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Look at him, go, I'm necessary, man, I guarantee somebody
beat him, that he won't do it or something like that.

Speaker 14 (01:18:25):
Yeah, it was probably a dare, but more likely for
TikTok and Instagram fame.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
That's just the world we live in.

Speaker 15 (01:18:30):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
I'm Jeff G. And that's your SoCal sport, all right, Jeff.

Speaker 15 (01:18:35):
Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
On scale one to ten, what would you give to
the Woody Show? I want to say six, seven, but
I'm sticking with six now. So why the beefing? We
were talking about family?

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
Yeah, right, This text came in three one four.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Sister and mom beefing because mom bought the same car
as my sister, except my mom's car is white and
has a different trim.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
Dumb flattering to you, Yeah, I like your car. So much.
I'm gonna get one yet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
But it's the car is white, different trims, so it's
the same and making model, but it's a different color
different you know. Yeah, probably are you trying to outdo me?
So here's the estrange sibling thing. People were asked about
their sibling status and if they have an strange sibling.

(01:19:29):
Twenty four percent of people have at least one. That's
higher than I thought one in four.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
I mean, I do you do greg me? You know historically,
I mean, your brother brother's no longer with us, but
you you did. So there's three people right there, right,
you get along, not for Sammy. Sammy's good with all her.
And then you're yeah, I talked to my sister h
a couple of times a month. We never lived together.
So no, but you're not a strange like yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:20:01):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
When asked for the top reasons why people have cut
ties with their brother or sister, people said just personality conflicts,
lies or betrayal. Their sibling has manipulative behavior tendencies. The
sibling has conflict with other family members and the lamest one.
The sibling has conflicting values, lifestyles, or political.

Speaker 8 (01:20:24):
Views cut them off immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Yeah, that's the reason to never speak good exhausting hope
isn't lost. At least forty five percent of people would
reconcile within a strange sibling, so there is a small
silver lining. Would you reconcile me?

Speaker 8 (01:20:40):
Yeah, I don't think there's much to reconcile.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Would you?

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Are you open to it?

Speaker 8 (01:20:45):
I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (01:20:47):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
I would have said no for the longest time because
I was mad, But I think now I'm more open
to it. But I would really need some answers.

Speaker 8 (01:20:57):
Well, that's the thing. I don't think what would have
to happen for us to reconcile is possible. It's just
it's it's let's just call it personality differences.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
I don't think that's changeable, right, Yeah, you're basically divorced.
I don't. I don't like that thing. I really, I
really don't like that things are the way that they are, Like,
I hate it, But here we are.

Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
Yeah, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
I would be open to things being better, but again
I would I would really need some explanations.

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
Does everyone else in your family still talk to us
person No.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
That they and here's the thing, this person has not
talked to anybody on a regular basis for decades all
of a sudden. No, it's just I think there are
reasons behind it, which I won't get into on the radio,
but like they'll go through a whole period of time
where they're very much around and on the radar, and

(01:21:52):
and then there's this big chunk of time where it's
you're just in a in a blackout and nobody hears
from them.

Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
Is it the kind of a person who always has
to be in conflict.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Yes, And there's always drama and Greg witnessed it, you know, firsthand.
And it's just that's just their personality and their tendency.

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
That's what I'm saying. That's not really changeable. How could
you know?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
And that's and that's one of the things, like just
for her and I is that I've I've never really
bought into the whole drama side of things, like hey,
I love you, I'll hang out with you, we'll talk.
But like the minute you start in with like something
like the drama stuff or whatever they which it always does,
it does that, and then and that's where I back
away and I trying to changed something. Look ain't talking

(01:22:39):
about this. We got to talk about something else. That's
the underlying problem with It's not that I don't care,
it's just that it was it was always you know boundary.
Yeah yeah, and it sucks because you know, as mad
as I can be, or as strange as we are
at the at the moment, like I you know, I
love I love her, I love this person. It's you know,
I think with me, I would love you not have

(01:23:01):
any drama, and I definitely would be the first one
to try to squash anything that's going on. But if
you're like cool with not talking to me, I'm perfectly
fine not talking either. Same yeah, same. And here's the
thing I want. I want her to be happy. I
gave her some advice long ago when I realized that,
you know, as she's talking about all these different things

(01:23:23):
and the drama that was going on in these different
areas of her life, I'm like, look, maybe you need
a change of scenery. Maybe you need to move and
get completely out of this area, this space, get away
from you so you can't run into these different people
you're kind of on the same streets, and just get
a completely different perspective and go find your people. That
was always my advice. Go find your people. Find some

(01:23:43):
like minded people elsewhere, you know, not meaning away from
me or away from family, but ger to your day
to day life, for your personal relationship, for your professional relationships.
Go find your people. And I think from what I
understand from getting updated here and there from different places,
is that she's done that.

Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
And if and if that means that you know, she's happy,
but I'm not a part of that, or maybe the
family's not a part of that. I guess that's just
how it's gonna be.

Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
Yeah, that's a trade off.

Speaker 10 (01:24:12):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
I do want happiness for her, and I do love her.
I am open to reconciliation and I get I just
need some answers.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
But well, that's the thing. I don't wish anyone ill will.
In fact, I think our lives are all easier when
everyone's doing well. Yeah, so please, I hope everyone's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
But also comforting in one and four. That's that's more
than I that's more than I thought. Yeah, that's but
then huge just gone around this room. It all adds
up eight seven, seven forty four Wooding. You can text
us over to two two nine eighty seven. More Woodie
Show is next late seven seven forty four, Wooding Up

(01:24:50):
where you came out up because you're gonna live in
eternal life and the hell all abuddy minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:25:01):
How about ja guy?

Speaker 12 (01:25:04):
This guy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
He just looks off like a like a marshmallow. Yeah,
his name is Menace though he's kind of like a
Menace in the streets show. All right, so it's time
to check in with Sea Baths.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
I was talking about something and you were here, and
then I looked up and you were down.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
I don't know how you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
You just like just vanished. He is he has reappeared. Mysterious.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
Yeah, all right, well we have the week in audio.
What do you got for us?

Speaker 10 (01:25:41):
Well, we've talked a little bit about this the fake
country music artist who is now the number one streamer
on the Billboard charts. Yeah, what was it called? Breaking Rust?
Just about our time and no surprise that it was
a country songs. Yeah, just formulate just to refresh that
being said, do you know about the real country artist

(01:26:02):
Sammy Drew Baldridge. Yes, Okay, he's on tour right now
with Jelly Roll. They're in the news, they're in two
or they're on too in Australia jelly roll. And they
were in a McDonald's or as they call him in Australia, maccas,
and Drew witnessed, ah, someone like guy yelling at a

(01:26:22):
worker behind the counter and by the way, that's an
American thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
I don't know what you're doing in Australia.

Speaker 10 (01:26:26):
Yeah, And so a bunch of the blokes there in
the maccas didn't like that because the guy's like spitting
at the workers. So they take him to the ground
and starts just wailing on him. And Drew videos this
and he then he kind of like intercuts himself talking
about the video, and then he does the very classy
thing of using the fight in the McDonald's and the
street justice to plug his own sock.

Speaker 11 (01:26:48):
It all right, and the guys were holding them down,
saying wrong country to abuse women, And in that moment
it just hit me, this is what my song rebels about.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Maybe you should check it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:07):
Just by the way, Drew is not doing any of
the beatdown on the jackass. By the way, wrong country.
He's some kind of immigrant, so you know, double points there. Uh,
he's just filming it and then telling about how you know. Hey,
these guys they really live my song.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
And yeah, literally Bio reduced this employ the tears. You
know what else has been reduced to prices on my
touricts you could.

Speaker 10 (01:27:31):
Play that sprise from that ai or you could play
it from a real, real hero like me who's not
beating the guy up, so you can get down my
new album, Bucal Society.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Yeah, Drew Baldridge not not not a good guy?

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Menace?

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Yes, well you disagree. I think he's a good guy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
No, I don't think that just because he did this
means he's.

Speaker 8 (01:27:53):
A bad guy.

Speaker 10 (01:27:54):
I know he's taking advantage of other people acting heroically
to plug.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
His own music.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
What a jackass.

Speaker 10 (01:27:59):
Okay, thank you, Menace. Will you guys are going to Dubai.
That's pretty close to Saudi Arabia, right, yes, maybe while
you're there. I know you've only got like eight hours,
I know, but could you go see the new.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Beast Land in Saudi? Oh? Yes, dude, what is it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:28:13):
They made a theme park. Here's mister Beest. Here's mister
Beasts announcing it, mister.

Speaker 19 (01:28:17):
Best beast Land, my brand new theme park. This thing
is the craziest thing I've ever done. I can't wait
for you guys to experience this. Make sure you get
your tickets, but more they sell them.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
So what it is is, why would I go, Beast?

Speaker 10 (01:28:35):
It's basically a carnival for yeah, six weeks, but it's
in Saudi Arabia. I don't know if he's gonna get
the crap that the comedians who went there.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
Guy, no they won't because like all the people that
wrote up articles on that found out like, Okay, now
no one cares anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Oh yeah, the outrage is over. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:28:50):
So yeah, if you want to go to Saudi Arabia,
the prices are pretty cheap. Actually, it's like twenty five bucks. Yeah,
but it's all especially it's a carnival, games with mister
Beast these.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Oh okay, so it's not roller coasters are here, Hey they're.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Probably so maneah yeah they had that carnivals and nothing.

Speaker 15 (01:29:02):
Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
Yeah, they're doing a ticket giveaway on Instagram, but no flights.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
So it's not like, oh, hey, let's all go to Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Let's go to Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Yeah. I mean it's gonna be eventually, it's gonna be
the entertainment center of the world. Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 10 (01:29:18):
Well, I mean, but it takes fifteen hours to get
there from the west, from you know, North America, So
for us, yes, feasible.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Everyone else no, all right, well Menace will be there.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:29:27):
Other things Menas are into include the Kardashians. And I
know Menace knows about this clip.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
He's in the best stuff, you know. Yeah, yeah, Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
Yeah, the elf leperkan guy whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Yeah, Asia, Yeah, so all the coolest things.

Speaker 10 (01:29:45):
Behind the scenes, Kim Kardashian was doing a little you know,
recap of her her mom's big seventieth or whatever it was,
and she mentioned that Kim has she failed her bar
examined the first time out, which isn't too unusual. And
I've kind of applauded her as she's an older lady
now in her forties, like, oh, gonna be a lawyer,
blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Blah blah, an older lady.

Speaker 10 (01:30:02):
Now, well she's you know, past her prime obviously, but
she's getting into the law.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
So that's great.

Speaker 15 (01:30:07):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:30:07):
Here's here's a problem though, is in this clip she
explains that she was all gassed up about passing her
bar exam by some people who turned out to be
not so savory.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
I'm just letting you guys know that all of the
psychics that we have met with and that we're obsessed
with are all full of that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
They all collectively, maybe four of them, have told me
it was.

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
Going to pass the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
So they're all full pathological liars. Don't believe anything they say, Okay, wet.

Speaker 10 (01:30:36):
Like again that I was behind her until she's like,
I consulted four different subjects and they're all full of I.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Didn't spend that time and money studying for them.

Speaker 8 (01:30:45):
From this day forward, we will not believe you give your.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Money to a lawyer that believes in psychics.

Speaker 10 (01:30:50):
That's because every time you hear about like doctors and
lawyer by the way, beginning becoming a lawyer is prettydamn easy,
quite honestly. But you hear about doctors and lawyers who
are into this crack, like, oh, doctors into tarot cards?

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Like oh, I don't know, no, is it? Like what's
the what's the past percentage on the bargain? Find out?

Speaker 9 (01:31:07):
See, that's why aren't you a lawyer right now?

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
If it's so easy?

Speaker 10 (01:31:10):
Because number one, it doesn't. It's not that it doesn't
take time, and unfortunately in the Catch Me if you
can days, Remember in that movie Leonardo DiCaprio, you could
become a lawyer without going to law school. Nowadays, all
the they've kind of because guess who makes laws lawyers,
They've they kind of screwed you out of that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
So you have to really go to a real law
school be a lawyer.

Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
I would have been a lawyer if you could just
take the.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Test, right, Yeah, I would have been. I would have
catched me if you can first.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
So, the pass rate for the state bar, let's say
California where she's taking it, Yeah, fifty four point eight percent.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
So that's not super easy. That's why national average pass
rates fifty eight percent.

Speaker 10 (01:31:47):
Right, And that's why I said it's not the easiest
thing in the world. But it doesn't help when you're
spending time and money on psychics instead of studying for
the bar. Right, if I were her, i'd be mad
at them too. You told me i'd pass. But to
kicks point, they're not all pathological liars. Many of them
are scammers and liars. Many of them are just self
deluded morons. Like there's a lot of psychics who I believe,
believe that they are psychics.

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
They're not. They they just are stupid, like they're not
admitting their scammers.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:32:11):
It's it's sort of a it's a feedback loop where
I'm getting money to lie to people.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
So maybe I am a good person at this. I
think you should try to be a lawyer.

Speaker 8 (01:32:19):
Yeah, that is like a project.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
I know you are. You're always down for a.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Will.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
I have looked into it because nowadays there are online
law schools. You also represent yourself the next time somebody
cart and arcs, I know you're using Darren Kavanoki.

Speaker 10 (01:32:35):
Yeah, to be and to be For the record, I've
never been actually sued by anybody for anything I've done
on the show Cartnarks otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Now, there was the one time of the they cops
were involved. They they false Imprisonment District. The assistant Assistant
DA was involved. We had a meeting, we had to
sit down. But there were over carton arcs, which is hilarious.
They said becausemember he used to do then or two.
So if you leave your cart in an open spot,
he would take the cart and put it behind the

(01:33:01):
person's car. So they did him tie it to their
car and stand there, hold it and sat it behind
the car, which is what they do, and not touching
the car, which is so they would have to get
out and then move the car. It makes sense from
a justice perspective. And so the district attorney and uh,
you're crazy in your legal counsel was trying to make
an argument that that could be perceived as false in prison.

(01:33:23):
The district attorney was, My legal counsel was not. I'm
saying that from a legal standpoint. They were making an
argument that it could be considered or could be looked at,
at least as false imprisonment.

Speaker 10 (01:33:34):
Imprisonment, and which is to be if you look it up.
People people get arrested for that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
That's like kidnapping essentially. Yeah, yeah, no, but there's a problem.

Speaker 10 (01:33:42):
It only takes one jackass da who wants to press
charges and make an example of a fin like myself.
So that my lawyer said, for the sake of this list,
does not do the pit maneuver any want the headache, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Are phenomenon. Well, because I have drunk, yeah, dumpster, dumpster,
And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
getting back to my room.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
I don't remember how I got dressed. Yeah, And now
back to The Woody Show and back to the weekend audio.
I know you guys have been watching The Golden Bachelor, right, Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:34:15):
We ever, so I only get exposed to it through this,
like recap clips that we get sent to us through
the gold the Woody Show, Golden Bachelor ads, which we do,
which we uh and this is so bad, like it's
it's every time I hear what this is unbelievably bad.
So at the end of it, he picks the guy,
uh Mel, he's the Bachelor, and he picks one girl

(01:34:37):
Peg Melon Peg, and he's supposed to it at the
end propose, Well, Mel can't even bring his loser old
ass to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Here we go, okay, and this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Trip resents our commitment to love to give us time
to figure out together for our future holds.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
I agree? So it's a love commitment ring. What Oh
I thought you did that in high school, like a
promise ring, right exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
Studying? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yeah, Like college goes steady, like you know, our promise ring, right,
and we get on our feet as adults.

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
I think that's smarter though, Like that always the follow
up is like, oh, they broke up, you.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Know, she agreed. Yeah, she agreed to love at.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
The end of TAG and that's the way it was
meant to be. We are perfect for each other. You
told me you had confidence in me I'd make their choice.
I did, and this represents our commitment to love. Uh huh,
to give the time to figure out together what our
future holds.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Okay, what do you think? I agree?

Speaker 8 (01:35:56):
Definitely a match that's for days.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
I'm not for everybody. I think he's not for everybody,
but we're definitely for each other. Two people who don't
really sound all that excited about and they also don't
have that much time. Who cares. Yeah, you might as
well get on it, because yeah, you're gonna be dead.
They're knocking on Heaven's door.

Speaker 7 (01:36:17):
When they go to the special room. Do they do
they really do the sex or not?

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
I doubt it, Yeah, because I think women that age
just don't interested and put in you know that I
think women, as a surprising statement from the feminists, know
as they yourself.

Speaker 10 (01:36:32):
As they shouldn't be because as feminists we need, as women,
we need to take back sex for men.

Speaker 8 (01:36:36):
Don't you know that as women get older they get
more into it. Yeah, it's your experience is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
I thought, like I thought the menopause thing just kind
of watch but you I think you don't.

Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
You're like.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
You're talking about like teens in early adulthood. Sure, like boys,
uh you know, boys are horny earlier and then women
of come wrong come along later. But I thought, like,
when you're talking about you know, I don't know, no,
like you do the menopause, you know, time, Yeah, but
like all of a sudden, is that kind of dries up?

(01:37:11):
I know for some people to their thirties, for some
poles there, I don't know. I'll tell you what the
numbers are.

Speaker 10 (01:37:15):
I'm looking at the graph right now, and women the
number one most frequent sex timing for women is twenty
five to thirty four. It doesn't that's not the same
thing though. We're all having sex then. It's not like
it's the best sex, right, But they're just fringing the
most into it like that, like you're yeah, yeah, and
it drops off precipitously.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
And if by the time you get to the sixties
and on, is where these ladies.

Speaker 8 (01:37:35):
Are, yeah, because the husbands can't get it up all right.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Or menopause. Now you got a mustache? Yeah, that try that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:42):
Could be it. I mean, if only there's a way
to moisten it up.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Everybody's got problems, Harry and yeah you got it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
Yeah your mustache tickles.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Yeah, you know sare speaking of young sex people.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
In this week at Audio, Sophie Rain. We all know her.

Speaker 10 (01:38:01):
She's the twenty one year old popular OnlyFans model quote unquote.
She's made oh about eighty two million dollars in the
past year and a half. And although the government shutdown
is over in the US, Sophie knows some of you
are still hurting. You got your catching up a lot
of bills, so she has a solution for you.

Speaker 11 (01:38:18):
I realized that.

Speaker 18 (01:38:19):
There's still a lot of family struggling out there, especially
with the snap funding being paused.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
And I used to live off food stamps, so I
get it.

Speaker 18 (01:38:25):
I've been in that position before and very grateful for
how far I've come, and it's only because of you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:38:30):
So I would love to use my privilege to give back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
This week. I'm going to be paying for people's groceries.

Speaker 18 (01:38:35):
If you or someone you know needs a little bit
of help, drop cash, app, Venmo PayPal down below in
the comments, and I will be picking people throughout the week.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
All damn cool. Yeah, should I put my mind men
fan at men. I don't want to see anybody applying
that they said they had a problem with OnlyFans, or
pornography or things like that. You know, there's those stories
about the local baseball Little league team, you know, their
field is all jacked up. The local strip club is

(01:39:04):
stepped up to give the money that they would need
to fix up the field, and they go, nope, no,
thank you. Yeah, it's like the strippers aren't going to
show up and do the work. They're just trying to
do something nice for the community, you know, And then
they would turn that money down. So I expect, I
expect people to have a problem with OnlyFans to not
accept the money. It's not blood money, it's some other
kind of money, some other fluid. This week in audio,

(01:39:26):
now the Pope is making news. He was doing an
interview with Variety, as you do when you're the Pope,
and he they were asked him about his all time
favorite films. And before we play this audio, the new
Pope obviously it's from Chicago, but we get crap on
this show all the time, claiming our Pope, accent is inauthentic.
This is not the true, This is not.

Speaker 10 (01:39:43):
True, he said, And as proof, here is the Pope
real voice, talking to Variety about what his favorite films
of all time are.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
My photo favorita films. It is a wonderful life, Jimmy
the Stewart from nineteen forty six. I like it that
the sound of the music from nineteen sixty five, whether
the Julie Andrews, then the ordinary peoples. This year was
nineteen eighty. The stars were Donald Sutherland and married the
Tyler Moore. Finally, Love Tabella nineteen ninety seven by Roberto Benigni.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Where's the falek goodness?

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
So that's South Chicago right there?

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Just the Lord. It's when you ve's it's a good
when you moved to Vatican City. Yeah, you adapt. It
doesn't matter if you're from Argentine or Chicago. Having Madonna,
all gay people in uptown the same. Yeah, it's accent
by association, exactly, use it in the Vatican. Put the
hat on you exactly right. This week in.

Speaker 10 (01:40:38):
Audio, we got a game here that's gonna not be
much of a game. It's it's a new game. Why
they cheering? But it's going to be explained to you
right immediately. So this is a bunch of people in
the courtroom. You're gonna find out from w R A L.
Why they cheering.

Speaker 20 (01:40:54):
That's the sound but one point seventy five million dollar cheer.
Dozens of supporters yelled from a side laws.

Speaker 17 (01:41:01):
She has received justice from losing her husband and the
father of her children.

Speaker 10 (01:41:08):
Well, so what the heck is that's a one point
seventy five million dollars The lawsuit that was one by
a woman who husband cheated on her with a TikTok
star and they got that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Whole the whole thing where you oh, you're taking it. Yeah,
she get that money for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:41:25):
So a TikTok star again lost that lawsuit because on
TikTok she documented herself essentially stealing this other woman's.

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
Man wait to trial in North Carolina. And that's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:41:35):
Sorry, Sammy, I don't know how much you hate that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
And you know, yeah, she hates it the other way.
She's like, you should get a high one point of
a minu.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
Five four cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Yeah, yes, that's what I said.

Speaker 10 (01:41:43):
Yeah, So here's more with the person who lost the lawsuit.
There is the TikToker or the husband the TikToker herself.

Speaker 20 (01:41:51):
Okay, Rene Monicu, who represented herself in court.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
That goes well, especially when you got, you know, a
pity a small amounts. You're being sued for like one
point five million dollars. Yeah, you're going to represent yourself smart.

Speaker 5 (01:42:03):
They recommend that brilliant.

Speaker 20 (01:42:04):
Renee Montague, who represented herself in court, slammed the verdict,
saying Kira Montague knew her marriage was over and allowed
the affair.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
She gave her consent.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
She said it was okay because she knew her marriage was.

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
Over with and it was done.

Speaker 20 (01:42:19):
But the jury didn't agree.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
That says that my client was telling the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
That's the lawyer.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Do you hire her? Or the lawyer that believes in
the psychic Yeah, let me say this everyone everyone involves
as a fat redneck. They lost their mind. I I
really hate it when people use they in place there.
You know what the right word is, you know what
you're doing. They lost, they lost they damn mind. Right

(01:42:51):
to be hilarious. My client was telling the truth.

Speaker 20 (01:42:55):
Leaving Brene Montague with a hefty bill and no answer
on how she'll pay.

Speaker 15 (01:43:00):
She'll probably never see it crab.

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
That is accurate.

Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
She knows the right words. She just wants to be hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Yeah, yeah, it's just to be funny, you know, when
you're a lawyer. Is important. Yeah, so, I mean I
think I agree with that.

Speaker 10 (01:43:15):
First off, everybody who's cheering in court like that should
be held in contempted. Number one, the judge shouldn't be
allowed on that. But number two, the person is right,
the person who lost the lawsuit. You're not getting any
of that money. No, So you can cheer all you want.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Yeah, you're a TikToker. You're not making one points of
five million. All Right, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll have the conclusion of this week's look into the
weekend audio. We'll be next. You're on the Woodies Show.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can hit us some of the text over to two
nine eight sevens. Looking at the text, forty five year
old woman here hornier than I've ever been. Thank you yours?

Speaker 12 (01:43:47):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
Then? Also true old folk homes have all kinds of STDs.
I heard that stuff going on. Gina's right, we're more
slow to be horny toads.

Speaker 8 (01:43:56):
Thank you you got stuff to look forward to. Yeah,
what do you call a big jack lantern? What a plumpkin?
Let me way a millennial in instagrams?

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
Did the lizard get a girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Fly? He had a reptile dysfunctions? And let's put the
wraps on this week?

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
In audio, I forget who here?

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
I think Greg? Who else loves it? When the flight
attendants are cute and funny.

Speaker 5 (01:44:29):
It's whimsy entertaining. How dare they?

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Well, okay, let's see how much you like this.

Speaker 10 (01:44:37):
This is the entire three minutes thank you of a
Southwest flight attendant.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Unfortunately, in Nashville, we don't have to hear the whole
three minutes. Oh, you can tap out whenever you want.

Speaker 10 (01:44:48):
Long we last, you'll you'll you'll recognize quickly what they're
what they're making their announcement to.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
I'm out.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
So that's why check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
In front of your seat.

Speaker 7 (01:45:05):
Safety guard's kind of the first thing you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Just Timmy. He praped so hard I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
I can't even understand what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Right, the music his mixes all off?

Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
Yeah, I mean what.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
Three minutes? We're not even halfway through? Okay, well, okay,
let me let me help out with this button.

Speaker 10 (01:45:34):
And well, but here's the thing though, is by doing
that with the music all the other crap. If I
want to speak quiet and listen to my own stuff,
now I got music playing.

Speaker 8 (01:45:42):
Well, you got to listen to the safety announcement.

Speaker 10 (01:45:43):
That's the problem is normally my advice is to start
booing people who get up and do this crap. But
you can't do that during the safety announcement.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Well, you can interfere with this proper safety.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
He's interfering with the proper safety with a stupid rap. No,
I think what you do in that case, you just
open you just open the emergency.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
Sliding. My torture that you pulled the cord on the
slide and you escape.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
We hate no thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
This week and audio.

Speaker 10 (01:46:08):
Another airplane video so you'll be able to tell from
the ambias this is an airplane. But a little kid
here got to guess why are they crying on an airplane?
Edition a Woody original game?

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Why are they crying on the airplane? Okay, I think
I've seen this video. It's pretty big video. Annoyed and
then mad, So they came went from annoyed to mad.

(01:46:38):
The question is about what you're probably what to two
or three years old, judging by the can't you can't
really make words? Two mom and dad let them up
out of their seat or out of the out of
the out of the row, to like maybe walk up
and down the aisle or like, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
I think they're buckled in and they want to get out.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
I think that his mom is refusing to let him bring.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Mom whoop it out? Yeah, sammy, you I think you
guys know on this one.

Speaker 10 (01:47:05):
Yes, the window, yes, yeah, so the little kid behind
that kid's see kids, you know, play they stick their
arms and everything. Sure, Well, the guy behind him, his
window shade is up, and he wants it down because
he wants to watch a movie and there's glare and stuff.
The kid wants it up so we can look out
the window too bad. Well no, because every time window
is the window in the dude's space. Oh okay, But

(01:47:26):
but it's close enough where the kid can reach it, okay,
and so the kid flips it up. He flips it
bad down. Well, we don't know because you can't see
just because of the video angle. But apparently not because
she ain't doing nothing. The kids flick flick, flick.

Speaker 6 (01:47:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
Also, then the kid starts reaching over to the seat
and messing with his screen.

Speaker 5 (01:47:48):
Nope.

Speaker 9 (01:47:49):
Yeah, and it was one of those windows that was
like partial, like it could have been either one kind
of in the middle.

Speaker 12 (01:47:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
Well, you can't tell them how to parent. You don't
know their story.

Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
Yeah, you don't know about all that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
The question is that the kids going to keep putting
an up or down? Because here's here's the concession I
would make if I'm the guy, if it shuts this
kid up and gets him to be quiet and not
disturb me. Otherwise, fine, keep the shade however you want it.
But it's gonna be right, but it's gonna be a
constant up and down, constant reaching back up over the seat.
Like if this is what it takes just to like

(01:48:24):
obtain piece while I'm stuck on this plane, I would
consider just fine, keep it up. I have no kid
telling me not to do.

Speaker 5 (01:48:31):
That's what I.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Want, That's what I want. But like you're stuck on
the planet. That's the thing. What are you gonna do?
Like you can't move seats, you're stuck some other little
kid to bitch lap that kid?

Speaker 8 (01:48:47):
Excuse me, hand?

Speaker 5 (01:48:49):
I would I would do that within about five But.

Speaker 10 (01:48:51):
Then they turn around and say, oh, excuse me, you
don't tell me how to parent my child.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Well, can I tell you how.

Speaker 8 (01:48:55):
To leave me alone?

Speaker 5 (01:48:56):
I'm gonna grab your kid's hands, throw it away.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
I'm just slam it in the tray table.

Speaker 8 (01:49:02):
That's what I don't get, because I have travel with
a kid a million times and we keep him saying theoretically,
on a short least, you put your hands to yourself,
you do this, you shut it, like, who's not doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
Two kids? And our kids were never the ones annoying
other passages. I'm not saying they didn't cry when they
were real little babies, but that was usually when the
planes like descending in their ears are popping. But we
had all the stuff ready. We were like, we saved
the bottle for that time so they would have the
bottle to even out the pressure. We did everything that
we possibly could, and we get up and like walk
with them and keep them, you know, and uh, we tried.

Speaker 8 (01:49:37):
This is going to be an unpopular opinion. I know it,
you know what. I think it's kind of a bitch move.
When people are like, oh, isn't that sweet? They bring
little like baggies of like candy and pass them out
to other passengers with little note like I'm a baby
and I might cry on this plane. I hate that.

Speaker 12 (01:49:55):
No.

Speaker 10 (01:49:55):
No, I always said no kids allowed unless life from does. Yeah,
if you're just seeing the parents, they can go the
other way.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
Let's get one more clip this weekend audio.

Speaker 10 (01:50:02):
Okay, this is a longer one here, but uh a,
this is from CBS Minnesota who got some video of
a hotel worker in North Dakota.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Did they did cleaning sheets in a very interesting way.
I heard about this hot on camera.

Speaker 9 (01:50:17):
A North Dakota hotel is having to explain why one
of its workers was spotted washing hotel sheets in the
hot tub.

Speaker 15 (01:50:24):
Boy, he jumped sheets in and mix it around with
the broom, which you said, These are not dirty sheets.
They're washed beforehand and are put into the hot tub
to get stains out.

Speaker 17 (01:50:38):
Tub.

Speaker 6 (01:50:38):
And then.

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
It gets how tiny little stains the hot tub is drained.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
It is really heavily cleaned with a huge deep cleantel.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
No, it's not usually the hot tub at a hotel
pool it soup is the one that's foaming. Yeah, you
know that's not because oh it's so cleaner. A bubble bag.

Speaker 5 (01:51:00):
That's usually all the junk, the oils trying.

Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
And you may tell me every time that your house
cleaning clear crew puts the sheets in the hot tub,
they drain it and deep clean it. It seems like
there's a there's a more efficient way to go about that. Now,
you know, you don't.

Speaker 15 (01:51:16):
Myself talked with management. She explained this is a last
resort practice for stained sheets planning to be thrown out,
a practice normally done after pool hours. She said the
employee scene in the video was talked to about doing
this in front of guests. She's checking with the city
health department. Sure this was an approved practice.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
I you don't do it and the guests can see you.
You got to wait till two am when everyone's what
you're doing is the correct thing to do? Would you
use the same rag to wipe down the toilet and
then the glasses and the remote control while the guests
was sitting there? No, you wait till they leave the
room to do that. Definitely still do that, idiots. Yeah,
all right, well, thank you very much. Sea Bass Here,

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I'm gonna take a break. More Woody shows next join
fun Well, Tyler, wrap up and get the hell out
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who find a way to work politics into the comments
section of something that has nothing to do with politics
in the first place. That's fun. Greg got some much
needed advice on some holiday drama, and then we started
talking because you know, everybody's got family stuff coming up
here over the next month or so. But h family members,
why they beefing drama? Yeah? Plus Sea bass and the

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week in audio. It's all on today's podcast. Just hit
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I think?

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Oh yeah.

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Whatever we could do to get through the Friday and
into the weekend together, we will do Tomorrow Friday here
on the Woody Show. Ye Greg Gory Party words of wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
Please, yes, you can only say wow, look at you.
You've gotten so big to a child.

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
I mean I've had people say it to me. Usually
it's like an aunt or an uncle.

Speaker 5 (01:54:06):
Oh really yeah, Oh that's what you want to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
Wow looking healthy. I can't a compliment.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Remember my old neighbor he's like, oh, I didn't recognize you.
You've gained so much weight to my face helping you all.

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Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suck it. Catch back
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