FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 28th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. It today is Friday, November the
twenty eighth, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show.
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email at the woodieshow dot com. Coming up for you
this morning. Man, one of our favorites the losers of HGTV. Man,
Greg and I watched so much HGTV and you see
some of these people are like, man, what a bunch
of losers?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And you hey, like, I hate these people.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
We got another sexual harassment training video from the company.
Oh good, we need to huh and the acting is
so bad, but hey, if we have to do it,
maybe we can all learn together. Greg's got some questions.
Queries for the heteros, all right, you know sometimes yeah,
the ladies doing questions for the fellows. Today it's queries
for heteros. Greg's got some questions for us. And to

(02:09):
start things off, we have a round of tampin pad
and feminine hygiene prices. Right for Greg.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh my god, he's terrible.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I didn't know either. This is why I had to
call in Sammy. I'm like, dude, I've been on I've
been on a mission, you know, running the store. And
I asked my wife, Hey, do you thing. She goes, yeah,
pick me up some tampons. I got no problem some
tamp I am more than comfortable doing that. But I
tell her, you got to tell me exactly what to
getting because I don't know different times. Right, Oh, there's
a thousand Yeah, there's a thousand aisle okay, and looking

(02:43):
all because I was on the Target website, these are
all Target prices. I didn't go Walmart. I went Target
because Greg's little fans here. So these are target prices,
and I didn't know which one would be like just
I said, just keep what i've all, please, which is
just the middle of the road average. So she helped

(03:03):
me out on that.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
If I if I had a wife and she wanted
me to get tampons, that would require a photo of
the box.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Oh that's not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
All right, here we go, so you know what, let
me let me start with that one. We'll just go
straight tamps first. Okay, I got four things for Greg,
all right, and the first one, Oh yeah, I'm start
with tamps. Tampas Pearl triple pack tampon so regular, super,
super plus, unscented. It's a box of forty seven. It's

(03:34):
time to tampas and live your life without limits. To
get incredible all day comfort and protection for up to
eight hours with Tampax Pearl tampons got leaks. She was
from five different absorbencies to match your changing flow. Uncomfortable
to remove, go down an absorbency. Plus Inserting the tampon
is made easy thanks to the applicators anti slip, grip,

(03:58):
oh nips liprit, while Tampak's form fit protection lets it
gently expand to your individual shape. So here's the uh,
here's the box. How much how much they charge you
for this bad boy? Forty seven tamps in their rag
forty lot?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Would that be a year supply? Is it weeks worth?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
This reminds me of when Sally Rod was gone with
the Space NASA aster. If one hundred tampons would be
okay for a week? Yeah, whatever, shot, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
One hundred.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Wow, I'm not helping yet.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Team dollars nineteen dollars menace, and he guesses, I'm gonna
say twenty five dollars, twenty five dollars Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
By the way, I'm looking at TIMU and they do
sell PAM tamps.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
Nice, yeah, please don't do that.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I will say twelve dollars actual target price for the
Tampa's Pearl triple pack tampons thirteen thirty nine. Wow, that's
thirteen thirty nine for forty seven. And by the way, Greg,
I'll have you reading it here at the end, because
the tampas one actually even gives instructions on how to

(05:09):
insert and remove a tampa.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I would like yeah, yeah, I've never the way. Also
pushing reusable menstrual pads reusable and have like lions and
bunnies on them, over.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Saying period underwear taking up the space.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
I wouldn't use that. For a million dollars.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
I have seen that, but I wouldn't use to.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
It's supposed to be like absorbent underwear.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
How do you change it in the middle of the day.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
I don't get it.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
All right, not a good idea, no, in my opinion.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Let's see, all right, how about uh? How about this?
Next up for Greg, the Honey Pot Company pre Biotic
Foaming Vulva Wash. It's a five point five ounce bottle.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Here.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
The future of your volva health is here. Supercharge your
vaginal wellness routine with our pre biotic foaming wash formulated
with pre bio and clinically tested to support a healthy
balance of good vaginal bacteria with the infusion of prebiotics,
which is gentle and non irritating. This is the Honey
Pod Company Prebiotic Foaming Vulva Wash.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
You're just concerting. Here's the Wow vodka or something.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, very high end. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
This again, Target prices directly from Target's website. This is
not a no, it's like a foam.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, I guess you would use what in the shower?

Speaker 8 (06:30):
Right?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, volta wash. Yeah, the bottle looks like you
can put it up in your liquor exactly see what
you know what it is? Yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 6 (06:42):
How about eleven dollars?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Eleven dollars menace, I'm gonna go eight dollars, eight dollars mass.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
It sounds like a stupid product that you don't need,
so I'm gonna go higher, nineteen.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Dollars the actual target price eleven dollars and fifty one.

Speaker 9 (07:01):
You nail.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
It's like I have a Volva. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Alright, let's go with We already did tamps, so let's
do pads. These are the Always it's the brand Always
Ultra thin heavy, I'm sorry, Always Ultra thin extra heavy
overnight pads. Yeah, it's a thirty four count says Always.
Ultra Thin Overnight pads with Flexi wings provide you with

(07:29):
one leak free comfort no matter how you sleep. Rapid
dry technology absorbs gushes two times faster than the leading store.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Prove you, guys are so lucky you've met.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Odor lock that helps prevent unwanted odors to help you
feel fresh and clean throughout your day if.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
I ask a super random question, do you put the
pad clip it onto the or whatever wing it onto
the need put them on or sticky? Right, so you
put the pad and then.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
And then you play your underwear.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh wait, there's like an adhesive on the back sideway right,
Yeah for.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
The clips greg wings, because these re usable pads they
have like little snaps gone.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh, the reusable ones ago okay yeah, uh leak free comfort.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
How much do you think for that thirty six inside
the box that looks like they yo, this is a
bonus pack, an extra se yep, how about I've already
forgotten how much the tamps were, let's say thirteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Thirteen dollars menace, I'm going back to eight dollars, eight
dollars sea bass fourteen dollars actual target price seven dollars
and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Menace.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
The closest on.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
That one seam. And they're crying about this.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, all that gush absorbancy. Yeah right, outer Lock oter
Lock give you. I'll give you one more.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Speaking of odor, this is difficult.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
The vagicill odor Block Daily Intimate feminine wash. So it's
a twelve ounce bottle, looks like a shampoo bottle says
no wonder. There are thousands of sweat glands in your
intimate area. Exercise, your period and diet can also alter
your natural scent, so at one point or another you
may find it unpleasant or noticeable. That's where vegiciles odor

(09:27):
block wash can help. Dude, there's a girl in my
apartment complex who needs this.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Thecologists tested hyperlogenic light and clean scent. Twenty four hour
odor protection gentle enough for every day use that much.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
She so, there's a room that's she's like a weight room,
then a yoga room, and in the yoga rooms also
some cardio equipment like a row. She gets on that
rower and people literally have to crack. It really smells
like the ocean your bone. Do you know what it
is too? You're like, oh, you can tell that's not
that's not. Just be awful for this. I will go.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Twenty four hour oder protection.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
I'll go.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Eight dollars eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
All right, man's kids, I was going six dollars, six dollars,
called seven dollars, seven dollars. Actual target price five dollars
and twenty one cents six deal.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, I'll take it.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
Yeah, you should just lease them on the rowing machine.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh okay, So I was right about the free bleeding thing.
That's where the period underwear comes in. That's considered free
bleeding because you don't have anything up there to stop it,
so you're just freely bleeding that.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well, to what end? Where did we? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Maybe you're like, how you know it's irritated. I don't explained.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I got mad heavy flow.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
The average price for a pack of pads right now,
average price across the board all six dollars and fifty cents.
Oh man, The average price for a box of tamps
for your box eight dollars and twenty nine cents.

Speaker 12 (11:03):
I must be getting the Cadillac of tamps because I've
never gotten off that cheap.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Really. Yeah, well it's called well here I got the
h How long is that?

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Well?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
The ones that the one said Sammy pointed out, which
the middle.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
Of the line one, Yeah, that's the one variety Jack.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
That's thirteen thirty nine? Are those like? That's both sides.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
That's a forty seven count like, okay, honest question. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
How many do you burn through right per per period? Yes?

Speaker 7 (11:31):
You change it like twice a day.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's it. I thought it was way more than that.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Well, it depends.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I mean, yeah, that's a different brand.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
Maybe three times at the most. I mean, my god,
you need.

Speaker 13 (11:42):
To know you're going in the bathroom too, or have
you changed every time you go to the bathroom every time?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
No set I fall out? No I know here speaking
of here, Greg, I told you that tamp PACs included
in the whole description of the item. I guess, instructions
right there, just in case you needed it while you
were shopping for tampons on the on the Target website.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Now it talked about difficult to remove. So if it
is difficult to remove, you just like like look at
a picture of Henry cavill or something, and.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, you'll give it a right, Greg, you want to
run it through.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, how to insert a tampon?

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Okay, slowly insert the tampon applicator from the tip all
the way to the grip after you've pushed it.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
But then you rip and.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
And do all that after you want to right, so,
after you've pushed the plunger in all the way, pulled
the applicator out, how to remove a tampon? You'll use
your thumb and finger to grip the string and slowly
pull it out. Please just not Sammy, flush your tampon
properly disposed of your tampon in the trash.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
I will flush all day.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
That's what it says directly in the right there.

Speaker 12 (12:55):
For you guys to give this a try on a
anatomically correct doll, just to see you.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
And you would do to the easy peasy that doll.
It's kind of it's got a yeah, we can turn
it around.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, but that that might be like, you know, unrealistically tight.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
I mean hanging out with Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I feel like it's about the same. Back to what
he's question, how in one pier, how many tamps.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Do you get one peer?

Speaker 12 (13:24):
I mean you're peer five six days, between like three
and seven or eight.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Days, right, so you're looking at about eight dolls to
fifteen tams.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, I've been picking them out. That many tamps, yeah,
I think.

Speaker 14 (13:36):
More than probably twelve to fifteen.

Speaker 13 (13:37):
I mean I would need to get probably a thirty
two pack, he said, damn, yeah, that's the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Go to Costco.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Would you like your game?

Speaker 6 (13:50):
I loved it, Woody Oh, man, that was fun and
I was curious about the prices and educational, very education
and more.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
What he shows next time? What are you showing me
right back?

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
It's menace.

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Speaker 3 (14:24):
Show all right, welcome back, see mass with the local
news story of the week.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Several in facts got multiple shoes from you.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Guys can vote when you're done.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
What's your favorite? All right, y, are we waiting on something?
Got a big intro. I didn't know we had a
big intro.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Okay, yeah, okay, well it's your segment. You could have
could have maybe let me know we had a big intro.

Speaker 14 (14:51):
I felt something like wet and warm.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
On my back.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I just love it.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
Well, maam, I'll actual about me a pizza burg with
a buget.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
He finally did it, Dad's roll And do you know
how this fire started?

Speaker 15 (15:06):
It was pus of my cousin he's mad because he
can't get with me.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Her support animals.

Speaker 9 (15:11):
Here's a goose solo.

Speaker 16 (15:13):
Local news all right, so there's always these uh stories
that pop up on the local news channels, and you're
gonna see with David Muir, they're not covered it there
even big.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Cities like I first went out of Detroit from Fox Too.
Where you think Detroit? They got lots of problems. Yeah,
everything is cold in the d well. They shut up
to a local clothing and shoe store after somebody spotted
something on the surveillance camera.

Speaker 14 (15:38):
Monday morning at the Foreman Mill store eight mile a
Van Dyke.

Speaker 17 (15:42):
He came straight in the store, didn't even talk to anybody,
went straight to the shoe io.

Speaker 14 (15:46):
And you'll never believe what he did.

Speaker 17 (15:48):
He didn't even try to hide it. He just pulled
down his hands who they didn't even wake and walked
straight out and got in the car and left.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Okay, all right, revenge even wipe?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Would you expect him to be carrying toilet? Would you
do that? Maybe it was a no wiper?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think, well they got to have socks, right, it's
a shoe store.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, so did he have a beef at this place?
That's the thing is they said they don't know the guy.
They didn't bother to call the cops because it's Detroit,
no DNA test. Now, if you are the local news,
you got to fill out this big, you know, three
four five minute segment. So you got the eyewitness of
the pooping in the shoe store. Well, let's stop the
guy who's walking in the store and say, hey, random
appreciate here. Yeah, what's your opinion? Give us some heart,

(16:29):
give us a good take on guy poops in shoe
store on the floor. What do you think? All right?

Speaker 18 (16:33):
I think that's ridiculous. I think that's the craziest thing
I ever heard in my life. I mean, I don't
know what he was thinking or what he was going through.
Because they have a bathroom in and there.

Speaker 17 (16:42):
Ever since pandemic, they closed it down to the public.
Corporate put out the policy for our story that there's
no public bathroom, but anyone who comes in there and asks,
we let him use the bathroom.

Speaker 14 (16:52):
But according to store employees, he never asked.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh really, he just pooped right now. You mean the
guy that just crapped on the floor didn't ask and
walked out. Another great legacy of the pandemic is. Yes, sorry,
you can't use bathrooms because you know, airborne virus and
therefore bathroom clothes.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
All right, Uh, what's next?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
All right? So in Fox five d C, they they
got a guy who was arrested for being a creeper.
And I hate it when local news stories tie in
something that that's getting it's getting side exposure for something,
and you know you hear what that is.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Right here, this is Anderson Omar Lopez, the suspect, wearing
this Disney Leelo and Stitch bucket hat, walking up to
seven women who were jogging in separate incidents on the trail,
masturbating in some cases grabbing the women's butts.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
So was it the grabbing the women's butts part that
was too much? I think?

Speaker 19 (17:42):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (17:43):
What was Leelo Stitch?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Well?

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I think he kind of paints a picture. You have
this grown ass man, you know, bucket hat from Disney
child hat, ye and stitch hat kind of.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
The way he can he could finish.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Like if you told me, like, yo, he was wearing
like a size large T shirt. Yeah that I don't need.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
But oh now I can pick sure, Okay, yeah, I
wasn't thinking.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Now Okay, I've been grown as man the witch bucket hat, and.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
In fact that that came into the story because when
they raided the dude's home, that is indeed what they found,
all right, And in.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Each incident, police say the joggers were able to scare
the suspect away and he took off running, police telling
us they found the lelo and stitch bucket hat and
the other evidence in his home after serving a search warrant.
Joggers are police police made an arrest.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Sounds like dude, who're at the airport with men. It's
the guy from the office, Stanley. Yeah, has a little
bit of a Stanley vibe to his his tone of voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So that bucket hat was very relevant.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
And then also it's like, if you're gonna be a creeper,
why wear something so random that stands out.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
Because you can finish stitch hats.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
It's the local news story of the week.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
And I hate, I hate to bring in some national news,
but this is this is I haven't see this anywhere else.
This is a Fox News. They're covering the big military, right,
and this has nothing to do with that. It's just
this is not political. But one of the ladies she
was phoning in, Rebecca Coffler, and she had tweeted out
that her her appearance on Fox got bumped, so she said,
I'm going to have get another glass of celebratory champagne.

(19:15):
All right, Rebecca Coffler, a former intelligence analyst. See if
you can tell how much champagne she had?

Speaker 20 (19:21):
All right, Rebecca, what are your thoughts tonight on the
incredible symbolism on the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 14 (19:27):
I am so excited, Emily and.

Speaker 15 (19:33):
Lucas Tomlinson, everybody like, this is incredible. Finally the United
States is back.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Person tries to speak.

Speaker 12 (19:47):
Yeah, that audio sounded.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Fake, like, yeah, it sounded distorted.

Speaker 14 (19:54):
Fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 15 (19:55):
Sorry, I'm so excited, Emily, Lucas tom Winson.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
That doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
It was a celebration. Yeah, Oh she was celebrating. And again,
you could you could get away with that unless you again,
don't tweet everything you do, like the picture of your
bottle of.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Champagne, and keep some things to yourself.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
And so you can hear they're kind of like, Okay,
what's going on here, And they finally had to cut
her off and.

Speaker 15 (20:25):
I want to thank these offices for all of these
sacrifices and all of the hardships.

Speaker 8 (20:32):
That their families come and do.

Speaker 14 (20:34):
Lawrence Jones, you are doing.

Speaker 15 (20:36):
You're rasing man like you guys have Lucas.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (20:43):
I want to thank.

Speaker 14 (20:46):
You so much.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Rebecca, thank you, and thank you for your talking about
this was late. Now you've already had to parade whatever.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Let her go on doing a lot stand by.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah, like programmers always want to kill the fund. Yeah,
who cares. She's not announcing the nuclear codes or anything.

Speaker 11 (21:07):
Great.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, So this is the local news story of the week,
and let's go to Fox eight Vegas where they have
come upon this great new I guess it was a
state bill that's named a local neighborhood, Greg And I
guess they're they're taking this name back, all right.

Speaker 21 (21:24):
It's an area of town that has been a staple
within the lgbt Q plus community for decades, and now
this landmark destination off Paradise Road in East Naples Drive
has an official title. The term fruit Loop, once considered
a derogatory term to describe it for our community, now
being reclaimed and used in a positive light.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Hell yeah, changed it. They've changed it to like a
fruit circle, the fruit court. Yeah, we're taking it back
to Fruit Loop where we guys going for the Bachelor
ofte party.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Thunder down Under.

Speaker 22 (21:57):
No.

Speaker 21 (21:57):
It's an area of town that has been a staple
within the l GBTQ plus community for decades, and now
this landmark destination off Paradise Road in East Naples Drive
has an official title. The term fruit Loop, once considered
a derogatory term to describe the queer community, now being
reclaimed and used in a positive light.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
To try to describe these queers fruit scoot to the
fruit Loop or get it back.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Now.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Apparently this is a long tradition of calling it the
fruit loop dates back to gosh, the early two thousands. Wow.

Speaker 19 (22:30):
What they would do in the early two thousands is
they would go to music festivals and they would package
froot loops and say, when you're done at this music festival,
come enjoy your time at these businesses and these bars.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
This area has been the heart of the LGBTQ community
for so long that it's so amazing that we get
to be able to celebrate that and get signage that's
going to point people towards this area.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Beautify it a little more. Why is that straight guy
speak on behalf? Yeah, we couldn't fund in the real games.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Yeah, bill, bill won't change what the public calls.

Speaker 9 (23:02):
Right.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
There was a gay bar in San Francisco called Twin
Peaks and it was this massive window in front of
it and it was known for having really, really really
old gay men in it. So we would call it
the Glass Coffin because you would just look at people
from the street and think, Okay, you got minutes to live,
and you can make a bill to say you can't
call it the glass.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
But that's the thing is they're calling it that now,
they're saying, hey, we're taking this.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
They want right exactly all right, might as well own it. Yeah,
I well, thank you very much, Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Now we know where to go for after party drinks.
Oh yeah, the Fruit Loop. Yeah, and to get a
good deal on some marked down shoes.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
That's the nice callback y.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
What are they gonna do?

Speaker 13 (23:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
He didn't even wipe it a sad.

Speaker 14 (23:47):
He never asked.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
No, that's noting one I wanted.

Speaker 18 (23:52):
I think that's ridiculous. I think that's the craziest thing
I ever heard in my life.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I think it's a ridiculous A right, thank you, sass.
We're going to get you a quick break. Phones are
open for uh. I was thinking of a complete different
phone number. Woody sent us a text, Jesus over to
two two nine eight seven, be right back. My complexion
is out of a urinal urinal Everyone in this room
Vitamin deep, A.

Speaker 9 (24:15):
Little lower, a little slower.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
You want to oil them down, sunning their buttholes?

Speaker 9 (24:19):
Oh wow, chugging the sun.

Speaker 14 (24:21):
Wow, that's pretty much all deficient.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
Are you down with the D or not?

Speaker 11 (24:26):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (24:27):
Give it to me all day long.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
So he said to how Menace gits on these tears
and this is currently on a Lego Focus. Yeah, And
so yesterday Menace went to multiple targets I did to
find a Lego set one which one?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Are you looking for? This one? Okay?

Speaker 11 (24:49):
So I told you I I I'm on a binge
of this this one set that has ten different cars, right,
all F one f one cars, And I just like, oh,
I want to do this one car next.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
And then so I go to the store.

Speaker 11 (25:05):
They don't have that certain car, even though there's like
four other ones I could do that are available there,
but I'm like, no, I want to do this certain one,
and they didn't have it. So I went to the
to the next Target and I found it. But while
I was in line, I heard these other guys talking
about Legos too, and they're in their like mid twenties,
and they're like, oh, dude, she's like really into Legos,

(25:27):
So I like, find the right set, you know, want
to go over.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
To her house.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
So he was like with his buddy talking about the
right Lego set to make, you know, to set the mood.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Apparently, is this like adult coloring books.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Or I think it's the new puzzles? Oh okay that
I buy.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, I saw there are Lego sets that look like
flower bouquets.

Speaker 12 (25:49):
Oh yeah, there's a whole while of that sort, and
it says like eighteen and up, like, yes, it shouldn't
even attempt this.

Speaker 11 (25:56):
So what I noticed when I went to Target there
was like one one aisle that's like kind of like
the kids isle of Legos, and the other.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Aisle is the adult adults. They're crazy. I'm sticking to
the thirty dollars ones. There are ones that are.

Speaker 11 (26:13):
Like two fifty, and I would love to build, but
I'd spending two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Which is also tied into the F one obsession. Yeah,
that he's got going, which is a relatively new thing. Yeah,
the one quite new year and a half. But I
got long, I would say the last six months. I mean,
I mean that you're talking about it all. Yeah, you
talked about it a lot, most so much this year
with F one. You got F one the movie coming out. Uh,

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there's a lot of new series that are available on Netflix.
You have F one Academy and just like there's way
more content than before.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeh, dorkiest text of the morning comes from the five
O three.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
There is no s. It's just Lego, my bad dog Lego.
I mean, thank you. I'm all for being punctilious. But
that's that's a new one for me.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Uh Medice is one step away from being on my
strange addiction. He's going to be like in love with
this one. He's gonna be rubbed his penises on him.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
So I haven't even built.

Speaker 11 (27:16):
I haven't even even built the new one yet, and
I'm already thinking about the next one and the next one.
I'm like, I haven't even seen that one. In stores
like where am I even going to get it?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Remember the old clip, the vintage clip. My strange addiction
to the guy who had to tell his dad that
he's having sex with his car.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
H that's something pretty important.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
I want to talk to about them.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
All right.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
I'm just gonna come out and say it.

Speaker 23 (27:38):
I guess I'm in an intimate relationship with Chase.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Sexually and emotionally.

Speaker 23 (27:45):
You're in an intimate relationship with your car, yes?

Speaker 9 (27:49):
And sexually with your car? Yes, it's your car.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
How does how does that work?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
How can you have sex with a car?

Speaker 11 (27:58):
Mainly it's just a lot of I'm just rubbing up
against him, Okay?

Speaker 12 (28:05):
And yeah, and Greg, how would you handle this with
your father?

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Take that to the grave and asked the father you
just showing him right then and there.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, not for the gay part of it, because he said,
it's you know, chases a boy out.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's a boycott. That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
It's how backwards and redneck would be if the father's like, wait,
hold on a second, let me get something straight on.
The car is a boy and.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
In the meantime have an existential crisis.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
The wood Shows, The Woody Show, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity Training for a politically correct world. Woody,
Greg Menace, Gina Grant, We got ce Mass, we got
Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,

(28:56):
you can set us your text check in with us
over to tonight seven. Greg, who's always has a list
of questions when he and his friends get together whatever,
and you can pile them and yeah or as Greg
thinks of them or whatever. He just holds off until
we do this segment. It's called Queries for the Heateros,
so kind of like Questions for the Fellas, where the

(29:17):
ladies on the show get to ask the guys in
the show some questions. Greg has some questions for the
straight people, Queries for the heteros.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
And I wrote something down. This wasn't too recently, but
it was a while back where Menace said that you
would never frost your tips again. Remember how you used
to Menace used to yes, and you said you'd never
do that again because quote the crap we might give you.
So the question from the forum was, have you, as
a straight guy, ever not done something because society might

(29:47):
think it's gay?

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Good question.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
I do a lot of gay things. Greg, So I
think there might be the rom person ask right.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
And he buys Ariana Grande's face missed.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah, true, and have a man purse, yeah, which I support.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I think as a younger dude, maybe.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
You thought about it more.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Yeah, I own a puka shell necklace. I would I
never really ever wanted to get an ear ring, but
that would certainly would have entered my mind.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Okay, perfect example. Okay, so I did get my ear
started with getting an ear pierced, but you had to
make sure you did the right one, the correct one which.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Left ear. Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
You had to do the correct one otherwise that was
supposed to be like that, like an upside pineapple says
that you're a swinger. Like if you had the one
earing but it was in the wrong ear, that meant that.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
You that the wry. But on a certain year, the
men you were gay.

Speaker 12 (30:39):
I just watched a video about this yesterday called the
Gay Ear.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
It was about how this seemed to be, and it.

Speaker 12 (30:45):
Used to just be gay men saying like whatever they're into,
if it's on the left ear the right ear. But
then everyone adopted it, you know, everybody wanted their ear peers.
And then it became the gay year.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
So which one was the official gaze the right early?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Because I remember like there was certain athletes that had
the one earring like the little the dangly cross Deon
Barry Bonds.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
I had the.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
George Michael dangle cross Jordans Yeah wow.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, like the little dangle cross thing the Pirate. But
then but then this is where they got you because
after a while, if you didn't have the other one
pierced as well, if you only had one ear whether
it was the left or the right, then.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
That was gay.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
But yeah, was the thing correct?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Correct? Right one? No matter what? Okay, yeah, yeah it
it kind of switched like I never wanted to buy
I never gay things.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Well, I mean even umbrellas. I've just yeah, you won't
use an umbrella. Yeah, but that's just out of like
what do I do with the umbrella once I have
it inside? Like where am I going to put that?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Put it?

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Like anywhere?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, the umbrella pedestal, your umbrella bucket and the I
did watch something recently. They were oh it was MythBusters
and they were doing the whole thing. Uh, whether you
should walk or run when it's raining out? What gets
you less wet. Walking gets you less wet. Yeah, there
is in a downpour.

Speaker 11 (32:15):
In a downpour, counterintuitive, Yeah, the aerodynamics of it.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Also, because you have your you're you're you're getting when
you run cross sectional area correct, Yeah, and so you're
exposing more of yourself and more of your body surface
area to water.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
It's kind of just a reflex to run.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah. I do think guys who run when it's raining,
I question their manliness. Not gay this, but mainly because
you know they're worried about their hair.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
They're probably running to the mouth part of their boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Running.
I never wanted to whole hands with the other guys.
I guess so hetero, it doesn't even cross my mind.
It's a good question.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Just Greg Gorey and his queries for the heteros.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Now, I wonder if anybody else has ever noticed this.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
I have.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
I'm not saying all straight guys do this. I'm not
even saying most straight guys do this. I don't think
anybody in this room does this. But I've noticed this
that straight guys, only straight guys will purposely casually lift
their shirts up to kind of maybe they have a
fake itch, or maybe they're just kind of, you know,
relaxing and they just kind of lifting. Why Yeah, because

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they'll lift up their shirt halfway up their chest. You
don't have to, you don't really, You could just scratch
yourself over your t shirt, but they'll lift up their
shirt kind of.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Skin.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Are you trying to show off your abs? Only straight
guys do.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
That in this particular case over here, Greg, certainly not.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I'm not trying to lift my shirt for any reason whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
But it's more for like, check out this view.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
It's the same way that people will tuck the little
part of their shirt behind like the belt buckle, you know,
because they're trying to show the belt off. Yeah, there's
a purpose behind it, right, It's not because the rest
of the shirts not tucked in, it's just that one
little part behind the the belt buckle. So yes, I
would say the same type of thing would apply, like yeah,

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you're doing that just so oh no, no, is this
shirt to I don't.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Think guys are even thinking about it. Think immediately, guy,
I immediately flashed to my friend's dad, who was a
big fat guy, and it's just being a slob because
like says, you want to get your fingernails in there, Yeah,
you want to.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Can't you reach up and still have your shirt kind
of down?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I know.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
Formative, yes, very formative.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
You know that you don't have that much of an
I think it's turning you on about it.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Certain people who are not they're just trying to show off.
They're just trying to show.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Off their their their abs or their I.

Speaker 11 (34:49):
Think as fat guys, that's what we think they're doing.
But they just happen to have abs.

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
I don't think that fact guys, we don't scratch like that.

Speaker 13 (34:59):
Well one thinking about your body like they're not thinking
about theirs. They don't have any gang up, so they
just don't think about.

Speaker 12 (35:06):
I think if they have abs, they are thinking about
their body exactly.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
I think I think Gina knows what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
There's reasons you gu guys run with their shirts off
when they there's no reason they have to know, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Because you think that would because are more test with bodies.
But they'll wear like a crop top or whatever, you know,
something like that.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
But I have to fake it.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Great guys having to like stretch exaggerated stretches just to
show off their bellies.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
And by the way, uh, the imitation to pose a
question is open to any of our homosexual friends who
listened to the wood Is Show. You can feel free
to text over your question over to two to ninety seven.
Queries for the heateros, And we're gonna take a quick break.
And then Greg, you's got some more questions plenty, all right,
so plenty more questions. You can help us out. If
you have thoughts on any of the things that are

(35:52):
already brought up, you can also text over. You can
call in eight seven, seven forty four. Would it is
Grade eight.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Garbage day? Not garbage here? People, Hey, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
It's not every once in a while that they leave
it out for an extra day.

Speaker 9 (36:12):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
It's Pride Month.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Greg is asking some questions of us, the heteroes, the
hardcore heteros. Yeah, queries for the heteroes.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Next on the list is why do you straight guys
make so much fun of slash belittle skincare? Why do
you equate skincare with gains.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Because it is a female dominated and centric activity, right,
But why because they are obsessed with their appearance.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
We're the only ones with skin.

Speaker 12 (36:53):
Obsessed with No what about people who spend all day
in the gym? Are they not obsessed with their appearance?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I mean in a way, yes, but good ones. But
that's a different angle on it.

Speaker 11 (37:00):
I was gonna say, I don't know, like a guy's
skin is supposed to be rough and tough.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
And also that Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 11 (37:07):
You know.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
We were shooting that movie in on an actual, real
horse farm last last summer, and one of the actual
cowboys there saw one of the camera guys just putting
on sunscreen. He's all right, it's unmanly to put on
sunscreen exactly.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Kind of reiterates the question why is it unmanly or un.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Have you ever shook your guy's hand? That's very soft, producer,
we used to have and what a tweety.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I mean, like my hands are pretty soft, but I
got city hands. Yeah, because I never worked today in
my life.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
You're taking out of the head. It has to do with
softness and caring about being pretty, you know, That's that's
what Whereas real men don't care that they're rugging and hard.

Speaker 11 (37:50):
Look, I'm all about skincare. I love it, but I
say that, Yeah, I mean perceived as to be a man,
a strong man.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
You don't have soft skin.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
But you don't care about your skin.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
I think these guys never think about it. It's not
part of your regular routine. You just don't think about it.
I never thought about it, you know. I don't like
the smell of lotion to begin with, so then I'm
just avoided lotion. Yeah, and we're certainly not buying. Guys
just don't buy like a bunch of different products to
put on their face. And first I do this scrub

(38:20):
and then I do this other.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Well, this sum and I'll back from a science standpoint,
one of that stuff even works. But beyond that, yeah,
it's it's your women are sold on that whole industry.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
I don't disagree with any of that. And I'm with you, Woodie.
It smells. I find it greasy, and they say, oh,
this one doesn't smell in it, Yeah this one, yeah,
yeah it is, And yeah it does, but it's unscented.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
It's usually in.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
The winter time, my hands get so dry that they
crack and bleed and I have to put it on,
and I don't think like, oh, this is unmanly. It's
just oh, I'm so.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
No, that's differently.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I'm thinking of you have skin when when you say so,
when you say skincare, I'm thinking about like what my
wife does before she goes to bed. It breaks her
ten minutes to go through the routine of she puts
the other thing in that keeps her hair out of
her face, then she puts something on there, and then
she rushed push, she grabs another bottle something, puts that
on there, then washes her face off and then drives

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that and then does something else before like what are
you doing?

Speaker 12 (39:14):
But every guy know who's ever been like ooh, like like,
give me a hit of that, and I'll put it
on and I'll be like, oh damn.

Speaker 14 (39:20):
It feels amazing. It really does.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
Because I was never into it either, and then once
I started, I was like, oh my gosh, my face
has never felt so great.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
And it's life.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
We're also the same people who use the same exact
stuff to wash our hair that we do to wash
our face and our balls.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
It all works just fine. It all works fine.

Speaker 11 (39:39):
Dry eggs askin may I shout out my favorite cream.
Oh yes, yeah, it's the first a Beauty Ultra repair cream. Dude,
it feels life changing when you put it on.

Speaker 14 (39:50):
Oh, I've used it and it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
And they used to have the best shampoo.

Speaker 14 (39:54):
They have great products all around.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
I really would highly tip Homo. They'll get into it.

Speaker 16 (40:01):
You know.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
The only time I put lotion on my face is
after I shave. And I bought this one and I
can't for the life and you remember what it's called.
And they promised it wouldn't be greasy, and sure enough
it's a greasy.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Well when you guys say feels amazing, is you just
feel like cool or fresh? Like, yeah, it feels well,
that's just because they put like aromatic oils in it.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
Your skin feels soft.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
I don't know, it feels good.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
It's nice.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Try try you might like it, but soda booze, but
I don't want those, you know, this one I like.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
So the question is do you like having gay friends?
And there, before you answer it, the argument is you
should because they're not competing for women. Women tend to
like gay men, so that would attract more women to
the group, and then that means less competition. So the
question is do you like having gay friends?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Good question? Because I mentioned this before, I have one
of the best places to go pick up chicks is
gay bars. Yes, for sure, you know which people don't like.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
But guess what, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
It's shooting fish in a barrel exactly.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
So when you're at the gayble or do you have
to overcompensate? Okay, we get it, you're straight.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Do you just have to be regular? Trust me?

Speaker 11 (41:06):
People know they Yeah, you stand out as a straight
guy in a gay bar.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Sure, shout out to the cafe in San Francisco.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
But the having a gay guys as friends, I think
it's super fun.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I never thought about it.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
Like I was gonna say, trick question.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I don't think about it.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I haven't thought of it because I'm not. Yeah, I've
never like, I've never used gay friends to get chicks, right,
Like what Team best is talking about, like going to
the the gay bars and whatever. Now I've been out
with my gay friends. I think I told you about
that one club that we went to in New York City.
Speed to getting your ears pierced, that's uh, because I

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got a second piercing in in my ears at that
night when we went out. We were so trashed. We'd
gone out for dinner, drinking, drinking, drinking as all of
my gay friends are hardcore drinkers, including Greg, and we
got so drunk they were like, let's go get a piercing.

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So we ended up we were in New York City.
We ended up in some place like Grench Village, got
a piercing, and then ended up in some club that
had multiple levels like floors. They had a Madonna floor,
they had a show Tunes floor, they had like a
regular club floor.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
So we're in this on the one floor of from
which one it was, and so drunk, I'm sitting on
this kind of couch thing. I kind of half pass out.
But then I I like looked around to see where
my friends were, and right next to me on the
couch was some dude getting a mouth party. I go,
all right, that's sobered me up real quick. I'm like,
all right, I stood up like droom. I was out

(42:44):
with Showkiller that night. That's that's the gay friend that
he and who's his boyfriend at the time, Adam.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
You guys know Adam too.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Of course, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I think gay guys don't seek us as as friends
because we're not interested in the same social activities, you know,
in certain ways, that's part.

Speaker 11 (43:02):
Also, going out with your gay friends is way better
than going out with your straight friends because you never
have to worry about your gay friends at the end
of the night, because they are going to go probably
hook up with somebody and go off like your straight
guy friends. If you're with a couple of them, they're
not hooking up with anybody, and then you're just gonna
have to dish them and leave them alone and feel bad.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Or host them. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna have to
try to protect my gay friend from them. Yeah, no,
you can't hook he doesn't want to protect.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
As a side note, the same way that you find
it obnoxious that, uh, straight dudes, hetero dudes feel the
need to show and whatever hell hetero they are, it's
just as annoying when gay dudes feel the need to
show and prove all the time how gay they are.
Like we get it, right, get it, Like everything goes

(43:54):
back to that.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Oh I've agreed with that my whole life. Yeah, I know,
you do mega annoy.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I know, but just a you know, a little little
side note to the conversation.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
That's the other thing to think about, what straight guys
like to do when we get together is King of
the King of the Hillet. We just kind of screw around,
don't really talk about much, don't talk about but gay
guys they're hot. Goss.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Yeah, you know, it's talk about feelings.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
You know.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Look it's kitty cat stuff, you know, so we don't
like doing that.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
Kitty cat What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Like, you know, gossiping small.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Like Caddie, you talk about home improvement and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
We talk about all that and music.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Yeah, I talk about like what countertop you want in
the kitchens.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I give me one more question here, Greg. It's Pride
Month queries for the heados.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
It's completely fine if the answer is no, but four
dads in this room that would only be woody. Would
you be comfortable if your son told you he was gay?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yeah? I thought about it, have you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Because I have other other friends who their kids, even
if it ended up being an experimental face that they
didn't take it so well. And I try to put
myself in that situation, like how would I react? I mean,
what do I care?

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I just don't know. I just don't really understand how.
And maybe because I've had so many gay people in
my life friends, you know, my lesbian sister, my half brother,
he's gay. I don't know how I missed the gay.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Like, how do they like Shane Gillis joke almost got me.

Speaker 12 (45:29):
No, But so like, you know, that's a good question
because like anymore, like in this day and age, I mean,
I'm sure there's people out there, but it's like, does
anybody care?

Speaker 11 (45:38):
I would be the people that I really want to
I would be the family name out there.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
No, I would be annoyed by it if he ended
up or she ended up being one of those like
we're just talking about, like.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
I can only go to the baseball game on gay night. Ye,
Like we get it. You can only take a gay cruise, right,
gotta go to Fire Island for like.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Dash, Oh, that would be annoying. But if it's like, Okay,
they are there, they are just them, they are who
they are, but they are gay, I don't what.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Do I care?

Speaker 7 (46:10):
But he's bringing home a nice boy.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Fine.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, In fact, that's been kind of a dream. Is
like maybe my daughter would be a lesbian. I don't
think it's that way because she she definitely has interesting boys.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
So yeah, she's all about Benson Boone.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
That's right, loves Benson Boone gossips with her little friends
at school about who's got a crush on who, and
you know, boy.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
Stuff, and she's super into softball.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
No, no, she likes horses and animals, and.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
You know, damn it, she's not a lesbian.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Skincare All these old twelve and thirteen year old girls
are in the skin.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
I wish I was thirteen. I wouldn't have these problems.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
No flannel, no softball, doesn't want a motorcycle. You know,
she did like Jojo Sua, but then she flipped back.
Yeah that was also like when she was super little.
Had no idea, but I think that Yeah, it was
just about the bows or everyone. Yeah. Yeah, well Greg
answered some of your questions.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Or still wondering about the lifting up of the shirts.
You don't get it. That's a douchebro thing.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
That could be like a Jersey shore thing. Yeah, like
no one has ebbs anymore. So who are you showing
up fast? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
All right, well, thank you, Greg. We're gonna take a quick.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Break the wood.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, Greg and his bad neighbors, We've heard plenty about them.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
For the most part, I have really great neighbors.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Everybody's got a bad neighbor, and if you don't, that's
because you're the bad neighbor.

Speaker 24 (47:29):
Right.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Do you hear about this woman in Florida. She's sixty
five years old. She drove her car onto a bike
path and she was chasing down a teenager who was
on an electric bicycle. She told the cops that she
was following him because he was riding his bike too
fast and she wanted to speak with his parents.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Another driver saw what was going on was able to
block her car and help the kid out, get them
out of the situation. The woman was arrested for aggravated
assault with a deadly weapon good killed them, reckless driving,
hit with a citation for driving on a sidewalk.

Speaker 11 (48:07):
That's why I think like having a spike strip would
be kind of cool, but you would get a major trouble.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Right, you used your own spike strip?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, I did see. There's the system for police cars
that are involved in chases where the cop car just
has to get up behind the car they're chasing just
close enough. Did you see this thing.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
And it like launches some sort of net or skin
this kind of hagles.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
It folds down from the front of the police car
and it kind of yeah, and what it does it
kind of like gets caught up in the back wheel,
so it grabs the car that it's chasing by the
back wheels and basically lassos it. Oh damn, because then
the squad car just applies the brakes and it goes whoa.
It just stops them in their tracks. So there's no

(49:00):
pitting like a net gun for a car, there's no
there's no spike strips or what I'm and when I
watched and when I watched the video of this, I'm thinking, like, man,
why doesn't every why doesn't every cop.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Car have this?

Speaker 11 (49:14):
Because the television stations pay them off not to have
Oh yeah, it's big ratings.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Right, dude.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
There's a ton of spike strips for sale on Amazon.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Good sounds like people on the up and up.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Shyeah, let us know what happened.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Yeah, I didn't know Joe Blow could buy a spike strip.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Some bad neighbor news seventy two year old guy in Florida.
He called nine one one on his neighbors claiming that
somebody was shooting an AR fifteen in the roadway. Cops
show up at the neighbor's house. They only saw the
family there having a barbecue.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
Oh, a bunch old kids.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Running around playing no ar fifteen. No one's shooting anything.
So they talked to several other neighbors. None of them
had heard or saw any gun fire. Turns out, the
guy like the guy who called him, his name is Samuel.
He has called nine to one to one on them
hundreds of times, and according to the report quote, frequently
stops in front of their residents to yell obscenities at

(50:08):
the family. In total, Samuel has made three thousand, four
hundred calls to nine to one to one this year alone.
Cool and he's arrested sixteen thousand calls over the last
five years. Six hundred and forty seven of those thirty
four hundred calls this year we're targeted at the neighbor

(50:30):
having the barbecue. So he's accused them of everything from
selling drugs, shooting guns, to sort the conduct. I mean,
you name it, but long story longer. They arrested him
for stalking and for filing a false report. Finally, he
was also charged with resisting arrest on a kind of
he tried to fight the cops as they were handcuffing him,
and police said, by the way, no evidence of any

(50:51):
mental health issues. He's just a dick. It's obvious, that's
what they were saying. They're like, Yeah, this guy's just
a prick. Yeah he wasn't. He's got no mental health issues.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
He's just a dick.

Speaker 11 (51:04):
Listen to the numbers on those calls again, how many
thirty four hundred calls this year alone?

Speaker 7 (51:10):
Can't you just disconnect his phone at that point?

Speaker 12 (51:12):
Because this sounds like the show that we've talked about,
fear Thy Neighbor, which I'm obsessed with on ID channel,
and this always leads to like someone's head getting blown off.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
His rap sheet includes multiple battery convictions, DUI passing bad checks,
violating probation, pop possession, to sorely intoxication. And this is
my favorite charge on his rap sheet, failure to return
rented merchandise. It's so random, Winner, It's just so random.
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
It's the kind of guy that just wishes he had
the world to himself. Yeah, and it's never gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Yeah, I wish it was set up.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
And you hear about people being falsely accused all the time.
I wish it was set up that when you falsely
accuse somebody of something and it turns out to be false,
you get charged with whatever.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
You accuse them of. That so, if you accused.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Somebody of rape and nothing really happened, you would then
go to jail for the amount of time that someone
convicted of that crime that you were alleging did.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Yeah, gamble, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
So think about it, you know, long and hard before
you decide that you're going to accuse somebody of you know,
so what would it be for shooting an AR fifteen
in the roadway? If that really was happening, or any
of these other things that this guy was saying that
the neighbors were doing that they weren't and it turns
out to be false, then you should be written up
as if you had shot an AR fifteen in the roadway.

Speaker 15 (52:35):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
Need this guy and they need a full time cop
just to respond to his calls.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Love it because you dedicated off.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
You know, they can't just.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Show take the glasses off minutes it's time for the
word of the day. Yeah, that was very much on
the d L. Yeah, anyway, the menace word of today.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
You go without the without the sunglass lenses. Huh you
can't get them with up Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
You can't just to make them like your regular glasses,
but then you wouldn't look as cool.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, they're not bad. They haven't. I have to look
them up online. They got about like ten or twelve
different you know styles. That really cool.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
One.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I got a black yeah, with like the gray lens.
That's what that's the Matt Black. Okay, that's kind of cool. Yeah.
They're pretty sexy.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I mean I would have done
you with you. You know me too, you are not
now I don't. I'm on anymore anyway. So we have
this where we're trying to grow MENACE's vocabulary. One word
of the Time page from the Word of the Day calendar.
It's got the word on there. We're gonna ask him
to pronounce it or as he would call it, burnounce.
You would say that we have a pronunciation pronunciation guy
on there the definitions and it's used in a sentence.

(53:50):
This one from the Times of India. This is a
new publication just came out this month anyway, So that's
gonna be here with the menace word of the day
and menace. What is today's word?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Today's word of the day is super supertosis super to.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
All right, I'm gonna spelled for the audience. S U
R R E P T I T huh I O
U S Is it supertaneous supertaneous? I think there's an
that's one of those favorite letters you will add ends
into you'll see mars and ends.

Speaker 11 (54:27):
He loves super uh tedious, supertitious, super titious. Look at
the what is that right there?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Oh? Good question, manas what's what a little like? I
don't know what you call that? The pronunciation? Yeah? What
is that? Is that math?

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Phonetic language?

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Up?

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Yeah? There is it?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Just that?

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (54:58):
I don't just read that. I don't read clean on
by nancerationing? Guy, can I put my glasses back on?

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Men?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Sorry? Give it another U.

Speaker 11 (55:11):
S U R R superious, T I T I O
U S superterious, superterious?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Why so superterious? Why still supertenarious? All right? I don't
know what it is.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
Try again, five or six more times.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Surreptitious.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
They don't have all day surreptitious.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
You've never heard that word noptious, surreptitious. It's not like
it's not syruptitious, but you say it again.

Speaker 11 (55:39):
Huh, say it again, surreptitious, syruptitious, yea syruptitious.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
That's what the rustl this is for. To give you context.

Speaker 11 (55:46):
Okay, here we go, obtained, done, made, et cetera, by
self secret?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
What keep going and going? What I get wrong? Why
are we laughing? You said? Et cetera, headache matter, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
Where's the g.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
By sealth secret or unauthorized?

Speaker 9 (56:12):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Clattice clad stine.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
I love that country.

Speaker 11 (56:16):
There's next there's the next worde clandestine. Yeah, okay, there's
acting in a stealth way, stealthy, stealthy way. Sorry, obtained
by a superstition, superterious.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Why did you why?

Speaker 11 (56:35):
In the definition, it just repeats the word different words.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Oh, it's a different word. I'll give you. I'll give
you that other word is very uncommon. Okay, got it?
Moving on?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Can you give that word one more by s U
B R.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
E P T I O N. Okay? Obtained right?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Well that one, yeah, obtained by you? Got that part right? Okay?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
You just audience read sentence three ago. I'm helping the
audience here.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
You can't see what we're seeing obtained by a su.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
What's wrong you.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Throw things in there? It's not obtained by a it's
just obtained by and then the word you're trying to
burn ounce, okay, obtained by no way, all.

Speaker 11 (57:28):
Right, subptation, subarration, separation, corporation.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
I don't know what the hell subreption, which is subreption? Exact?
Okay a second, but it's basically okay, all right. If
I have my glasses, I could give you the answer.
All right, how about using a sentence?

Speaker 11 (57:46):
Okay, Everyone on the Woody Show was exaggerated to become.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
And what exaggerated to become? It's accelerated.

Speaker 11 (57:56):
I thought, this is where we don't stop very exact,
I know, but it was just okay, okay, right, you're right,
you're right.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (58:01):
Everyone on the Woody Show was exaperated to become an
exclaimed their thespian and uh troubadour Corey Feldman to become program.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
To Wow, this is where it's tough. Cory Feldman to
the programs.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Okay, everyone on the Woody Show, are you following along?

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Yeah? Use your little finger to trace along.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Everyone on the Woody Show was exhilarated, uh huh to welcome.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Or become or become.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Yeah, acclaimed Thespian and Troubadour, Yeah, which I got.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Should there be a comma right there? Yeah? Thank you,
Cory Feldman, Greg's corrector should not? No, No, you're just
describing who Corey. There was a list of like three
or four things.

Speaker 11 (58:52):
Yeah, you would start put in seem super easy onto
the program, right, but are superiors and sterious acting by
an evil lying cast member next the advent before it
even could occur.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Okay, this is why we don't stop him down. It's
ten thousand times better.

Speaker 11 (59:15):
I knows, and then we argue about it every time.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
By an evil lying cast member nicks the advent before
it could even be coordinated or smooth.

Speaker 11 (59:26):
Yeah, and again that's wrong. The Times of India September four. Huh,
I don't even know what the word is. Could you
play that pronunciation guide thing again?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Oh? Yeah, sure?

Speaker 11 (59:40):
My adminisrationing Guide by Mancerationing Guide.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Delicious Almond.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:00:01):
Feels amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Yeah, I think I'm think of.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Greg and I are the two biggest HG TV fans
around here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
I cannot get enough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Gina didn't think it was an actual.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Channel an actual network.

Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
No, you've really opened my eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I still can't believe that I'm aware that what channels are.
I mean not like I know Bravo is a channel
I've never really watched anything on, but I know it's there.

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
I literally, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 12 (01:00:35):
I thought it was just piped into dentist office.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
So weird you're talking about a TV. Yeah, yes, and
you're missing out.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Well I'm not now. I love it now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I'm a casual watcher.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
I find myself watching The Lottery dream Home the most
because I feel like it's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
On its popular.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Well, we have a second here, the losers of House Hunters,
because there's a lot of annoying people. If you watch
House Hunters, any of those shows was really yeah, love
it or listed?

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Do you think it's expensive for these production companies to
crank these episodes out now because if not keep going
they do it seems they do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Know how many seasons of House Hunters?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
There's a billion, it's a two hundred and something.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
But it seems like when I put it on casually, ah,
I've seen this one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah, Well they run the same keep doing, they run
the same bunch, and then they switch it out like
every I don't know off they switch them out, but.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Yeah, like Christina on the Coast isn't made enough? Like,
come on rank them ouse?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Do the Losers of house Hunters now missed was at
the Barbie convention recently. Talk those people and all the
different things that they do and all the money they spend.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Apparently a rich I know.

Speaker 11 (01:01:43):
Yeah, what was the highest price Barbie was like fifty thou.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
So in this episode, by the way to say, listeners
submitted suggestion they were watching HGTV House Hunters and they said,
oh my god, you guys got to include this in
the future Losers of house Hunters. This woman is Barbie obsessed.
Name as Kim. Her husband is a total soy boy.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
Oh I bet named Eric is It's pink, It's.

Speaker 9 (01:02:08):
Pink, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
She also needs room for her impressive collection of Barbie dolls.

Speaker 25 (01:02:15):
I probably have close to two hundred Barbies in my
collection at least.

Speaker 9 (01:02:20):
The challenge. He wants something simple that costs less.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Of course he does the challenge. He wants a divorce
the challenge. He also might be gay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
You have a challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I want to hear the boyfriend I'm watching, I'm watching this,
I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
How does she not know? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Yeah, all right, Well, what do they do for a living?

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Change of Ruin's office up. I am an office assistant.

Speaker 25 (01:02:42):
At a corporate office for a bunch of video gaming.

Speaker 22 (01:02:44):
Lounges, and I worked as a quality assurance lead at
a video game company.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
How many more of these we have to bring down?

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Justice?

Speaker 25 (01:02:50):
I just want to go through and Ken's prom jacket.

Speaker 9 (01:02:54):
I've ruined it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
He has to have a popped collar.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
We're huge sci fi nerds.

Speaker 22 (01:02:59):
My main hobby is computers.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Building, modifying, repairing.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
I collect barbies.

Speaker 22 (01:03:04):
The collection takes a lot of space.

Speaker 25 (01:03:07):
We don't have enough room, so I've taken over an
entire room at my parents' house.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
I'd like to have a full room in my.

Speaker 25 (01:03:14):
House where I can have all of my barbies set
up and still have space for.

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
All their furniture.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah, for all their furniture.

Speaker 11 (01:03:19):
I need a vision on this guy, because my gate
aarn's really really good getting.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
I'm not getting a gay vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Well give it a second, all right, tight the losers
of house hunters. She really does want a pink house.

Speaker 25 (01:03:32):
It would be so much fun to have a pink house.
I had a nice wooden doll house when I was
a kid, and it looked just like a tutor style home.

Speaker 22 (01:03:40):
I'd prefer a more simple, utilitarian look. I'm thinking more
like a split or you know, traditional, that's so boring.

Speaker 24 (01:03:47):
Don't forget the red bastard that you you absolutely have
always wanted.

Speaker 25 (01:03:51):
Well, I think i'd actually prefer that red in the
kitchen kind of creepy, because that'd be a good liar.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
That's the real estate agent. And actually, don't she is
a friend of the gay dude's mom. Oh of course, yeah,
and so she's known him for for a long time.
All right, here we go House number one, the Losers
of House Hunters, the Barbie Dreamhouse Edition.

Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
It is a nineteen twenty four Bungalow.

Speaker 22 (01:04:17):
Okay, you know, I'm not going to pass any judgment
until I see it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
Oh my god, I just I can't get over the purple.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
That has a lot of purple.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
It's a purple house. So she can't get over the purple,
even though she's a Barbie corrector and wants it to be.

Speaker 24 (01:04:31):
It's too purple for hey, guys, come on in. So
today I am showing just the cutest little dollhouse.

Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
It's purple.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
I do like the color.

Speaker 25 (01:04:43):
But I wouldn't even use this for the Barbie room.

Speaker 24 (01:04:45):
It could be in office, sure, you know, maybe even
a hobby room.

Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
You know, a game room for you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:04:51):
I play tabletop miniatures games.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Okay, man, Okay, I played how well hop.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
You get a guy?

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
You getting nerd vibes?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Yeah, not gay vibes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Oh again, but wait too, yeah tabletop games. Yeah, tabletop
get very nerdy dorky. But when I said, when you
see this guy, he looks like the gay best friend. Okay,
you gotta trust me. I know there's no visual and
people listening, there's no visual. The name of the episode
is Barbie Dreamhouse in Illinois.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Yeah, but she's the Barbie person.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I'm aware of that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Here go.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
She needs a place for the Barbies.

Speaker 24 (01:05:29):
Right behind that door, Eric, we have just about a
thousand square feet up in the attic that can be renovated.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
If we raised the.

Speaker 25 (01:05:37):
Roof, I could just wind up my Barbies on shelves
up here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Okay, So can you imagine Greg, like how people like
in college, they'll put all their beer cans up on
a show and it goes We're almost like crown molding. Yes, yeah,
top yep, and they're like, wow, this looks really cool.
She wants to do that, but with barbies.

Speaker 24 (01:05:56):
The next space I want to show you is the
kitchen area.

Speaker 9 (01:06:00):
It's pink. It's pink. I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:02):
Eric, you don't have to worry about a red kitchen.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
I'm keeping this pink.

Speaker 24 (01:06:05):
Yeah, camouflags, I am sure. Okay, So you've got two
bedrooms and a pass through baths down here. This could
be used as one of your guest bedrooms.

Speaker 25 (01:06:15):
I could use it as a temporary Barbie room until
we upgrade the attic.

Speaker 9 (01:06:19):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Okay, Yeah, don't worry about a red kitchen. It'll be pink.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I'm showing I'm showing U. I'm showing Greg and Menace
a picture of the I'm just getting nerd, dude, nerd. Yeah, No,
it looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Yeah, it looks a little domerish a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Yeah, you gotta you got to watch the I'm with
Menace on this. I think just nerd.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Yeah yeah, all right, all right, I'm off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Yeah, maybe maybe I'm on.

Speaker 13 (01:06:47):
I don't I could be off I'm not very good
at my gator.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
All right, the uh, let's see the annoying house hunters
here and plans for tonight?

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
What do you got one? What do you want to
do tonight babe?

Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
Before we get home later tonight? Do we want to
being a TV show?

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Are you thinking like drama? Anime? Horror?

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Why not anime and horror?

Speaker 21 (01:07:04):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
I'm really excited about this house.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Why not anime and horror? Oh, I'm going to get
some home.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
I love you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
I'm really excited about this house.

Speaker 25 (01:07:18):
We're seeing a nineteen twenty four English tutor.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Wow, yes, I'm loim down my dollhouse.

Speaker 9 (01:07:29):
I sure did?

Speaker 25 (01:07:30):
I love the look at the firepose to put a
nice little Barbie shoes?

Speaker 9 (01:07:34):
Yeah, I was thinking Barbie would look perfect.

Speaker 25 (01:07:37):
Well, we can put her with her own little tiny
fireplace and like a mini version of this room.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I'd be pretty mud. I would like that. Actually, it
would be funny.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
That's kind of sounded right there. It kind of sound
like Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Okay, can I make a confession. Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
When he said how about anime or horror? She said
how about anime and horror? And his response was I
love you. Yeah, I think that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Is so sweet.

Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
I think they're a door.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
They found each other. They because so that was a
that part was a nuclear aub abe, I love you.
That's that's great response.

Speaker 11 (01:08:13):
They look like they're meant for each other because she
looks way nerdy than I expect you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Yeah, I thought she'd be like, look like a pageant. Yeah,
she looks out a door.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
It looked like they could be brother And I was
never arguing the nerd thing. They're definitely nerdy geeky door.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
We all signed out there with the rest of development.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
When I was watching this and going through and getting
the clips, I was getting like, a, I don't know
if it's really into her, like you know that way.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
They have shared interests.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Yeah, so that's like good anime and horror and horror, yeah,
video doing both. All right, So this is house number two.

Speaker 8 (01:08:48):
I think I would make this the probably in the
barbie room. This would be a nice spot.

Speaker 24 (01:08:52):
I could put an ad as you're up there and
you could do that.

Speaker 9 (01:08:56):
That would be very pretty.

Speaker 24 (01:08:57):
Yeah, or take a look at the other rooms and
then you can make that decision.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
We can do that.

Speaker 9 (01:09:03):
Let's go more to see.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
But this is an interesting way I love this.

Speaker 25 (01:09:07):
Is this where the spiral staircase comes in there, it
is I love it cool.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
You know, come on, John, because it's a spiral staircase,
you don't have to use it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
I'm going to use it.

Speaker 22 (01:09:16):
I don't want to necessarily put my foot down and
be the stubborn jark that says, no, this is not
what we're getting.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
But I don't think this house is practical.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Yeah, he's kind of got the vibe too. He used
the guy who would put the iHeart my wife bumper sticker.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah, because he does love her, Yeah, he really does.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
He's trying really hard to love her. Pretty sure you
found a partner for life. House number three.

Speaker 22 (01:09:40):
Oh god, Maria, how are you good and spacious?

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Is not a fan of all the carpeting.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
I like carpet, but I don't like shag carpet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
But I don't like sh like shag cart.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Yeah, it's weird when you see people that still have
a shag carbet really and every once in a while
you'll see like some really old ass house on one
of these shows and they're still rocking it where they
have to rake it. Do you ever see that no
break it Yeah, that's what you used to have to do.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
With shag carpet to make the lions all nice.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
No, there's no lines because it's shag.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah, so you would get to stand back up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
They had fluff it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:10:17):
In the eighties our house had green shag carpet.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
You mellow shag. No having to rake your carpet.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Seventies is when they have like built in indoor planters,
you know.

Speaker 25 (01:10:30):
Like yeah, Woodan'm not a fan of the brown carpet.

Speaker 9 (01:10:35):
Here, here's another bedroom.

Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Barbie'es there, barbiees there.

Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
All right, you guys can figure that out.

Speaker 22 (01:10:41):
The wall colors are what I'm gonna call tortilla chip yellow.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Not a fan. But what I care more about is this.
It's odd like texturing that's going on.

Speaker 22 (01:10:51):
If we don't get it removed for a while, you know,
I don't know what that's going to do for putting
up our posters and everything else, you know, the geekye
posters that we put everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:10:59):
This could be a Barbie.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
There's a little bit of the yikes for me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Well, I'm imagining Greg walking into their house once it's
fully set.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Up and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Greg, there's Barbies everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Things are posters, posters and posters.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
Which I assume are not friends. They're just yeah because
if the texture of the wall is the issue, you know,
he's taping them up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Yeah, Or you said poster like an eight year old.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Imagine walking into an adults house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
There's posters where we're gonna put the flash poster.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I think it looks cool. Yeah, posters.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
So there are the three houses there, Now which one
are they gonna go with? Because it is a big decision,
you know, you gotta figure out we're going to put
all this, uh.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
And then put all this Barbie c how the real
estate agent is totally enabling them? Oh, she should say,
you know what, why don't you skip all of that
and just have.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
A normal house?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Is that the Is that their job though?

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
I mean, she's what you want. She wants to sale. Yeah,
of course.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Make sure you're head in the bottom.

Speaker 25 (01:12:01):
We bought a house and we got these love my
dollar room and the guest room downstairs will be entirely
laminade floors.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
And I okay, all right, so laminated floors, wow right,
Greg cafeteria not laminate floors. That's different, lambit, It's different
than laminated laminated that's also very eight shag car want
to go with l VP right, Well, yeah, but you
know the old school laminate. Yeah, it's yeah, roll yeah, Vinyl.

(01:12:33):
Kind of the corners would peel up great point from
a texture. Gay people would not put up posters, agree,
it woulden frames that you have some posters well, I
mean prints or whatever you want to call, but not unframed. Yeah,
I agree with the nine to seven zero. I hate
them both. Yeah, I really do the.

Speaker 25 (01:12:52):
Entirely laminade floors, and I get to paint all the
rooms any color I want. Barbie's I'm putting in the
large just room downstairs, the one in the left hallway.
I'm planning on lining the walls with their shelves and
setting up their displays on each shelf.

Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
You're officially homeowners.

Speaker 26 (01:13:09):
You are.

Speaker 25 (01:13:10):
We actually had something we wanted to give you. We
chose this July Ruby Barbie.

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
Thank you very I love you both.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
You just gave this eighty year old woman a Barbie.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
This is going right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
The trash around I'm gonna throw away if I would
like a thing called the commission check.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
The losers of house Hunters not nearly as annoying. As
like the vocal fry lesbian. Yeah, but thank you. Listeners
suggested that if you watch a house Hunters and you
think that we should feature them on a future round
of the Losers of House Hunters, please hit us up
with an email. Please note the name of the episode
in what season, because there's a billion, right, like the

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actual name of the episodes whatever you're watching, and it'll
tell you right.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
They even call it season. Yeah, Like when you look
forward on streaming, it's like edition one eighty nine, volume fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Yeah, but if I look at anyway, if if I
look on that, it'll say here. If I go and
then you find it house one, you'll say, like season
number two thirty three.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Episode whatever, two thirty three.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Here we go, So this is house on his volume five, right,
and it says season one, episode one.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
See, that's where I get confused. It'll say volume five,
season such and such.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
I don't even know what that means. No one knows
what it means. But it's her pocket is.

Speaker 9 (01:14:32):
Show people go and go on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
I'm still in disbelief about what we learned.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Over this last commercial break, Gina grad has this new
obsession with air tags.

Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
Yeah, I got a ton of them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
You got to tell them to put him on everything.
And then she held up her phone, her iPhone, and
she has an air tag attached to it, kind of
like what do they call those things in the back
that you used to hold the phone with the pop
socket and pop sockets? She's got one up to her phone.
I go, why do you have an air tag attached
to your phone? Your phone is already an air.

Speaker 12 (01:15:08):
Tag, right, you can already find my phone and my laptop,
by the way, find my lap.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Is that an Apple?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Yeah, the same, the same thing. You don't need that
on there, I.

Speaker 14 (01:15:22):
Know you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
I didn't know what to do with them. I just
started putting them on everything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Put them in luggage, put them in your perg.

Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
Yeah, okay, thanks for telling me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Oh my god, where else do you have on the
Apple MacBook she's got? Oh god, I put it over
the little a right, that's even though I wouldn't do that. Well, guys,
we have some very serious business to attend to here.
It is that time time for the annual sexual harassment
training workplace harassment that we have to complete.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
That's the the music.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Yeah, you know what's cool about it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Is uh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
It used to be easy, used to be a like
log on, start the stupid stuff, do your other work,
and then wait for the video to burn out, and
then you go there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Answer the stupid question to move on, put it on mute,
of course.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
But now if you go to another window or whatever, like,
it will just stop.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
That's why you have to have like I have the
double wide monitor. So you open it in its own
window to the side, let it run again on you. Yeah,
as soon as you see that it stopped, just click
a bunch of buttons. Still it moves.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
But for the silent masses of us who don't have that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Yeah, they're like, oh, we'll only take a few minutes
of your time. And some of these are like like
sixty plus minutes, an hour and a half plus hour.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
But another hack that I that I do is if
it's an old white guy in the video, I don't
have the audio on, I know he did something bad.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Yeah, So who does a fault here?

Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
The person that did the wrong thing, old white guy?

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
You fly through that, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
So these are clips that we pulled from the actual
sexual harassment training video here at the company.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Now, like the set up, the scenario because we all
ignored it. So this is actually a chance for us
to take the train for the first time. This is
like they'll set up the scenario.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
It's the worst acting you've ever heard, dare you?

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
There was that one from a couple of years ago
that I always pointed to as an example. It was
like these two chicks that one was hot, sitting at
their cubes and like, so did you get me this weekend?
Goes you bet, I did, and blah blah blah blah
blahy this with your and like like a gophers sticking
his hat out of a hole, here comes the guy
with his head over the top of the divider of

(01:17:33):
the cubicle and goes total square. Yeah you guys, Uh,
this is making me uncomfortable. Yeah, two chicks talking about
banging all weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Whatever you change the subject subject, I would say, can
you speak louder?

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Yeah? What's his first scenario? This is a supervisor is
disciplining two ladies so hot. Supervisor is disciplining her her report,
as they call it, so the person reports to her
sounds like someone's going to get a spanking. Right, She's
disciplined about bad, bad products. She's hear bad reports she's
turned in, and then someone else pops up on a
like a zoom style call.

Speaker 23 (01:18:07):
In the following scenario, Janet, a supervisor, meets with Nice,
an employee whom she supervises.

Speaker 14 (01:18:13):
Shenie, we've discussed, by the way, all.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
The right, I can already tell that Janet is in trouble.
All right, between Janet and Chanie, Janet did wrong.

Speaker 20 (01:18:20):
Yeah, Jane several times that the primary focus of your
role is to provide financial reports. Every report that you've
submitted for the past three months has included inaccurate numbers
and analysis.

Speaker 23 (01:18:31):
As the meeting is about to end, another employee joins
the video call. They also have a meeting scheduled with Janet.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Oh sorry, I think I'm only put the meeting, but
I'll rejoin in a few minutes if you'll all stay
finishing up.

Speaker 20 (01:18:44):
No, it's okay, Ron. Actually, while you're here, maybe you
can give Shanie some pointers with her finance reports, as
she is always making basic math mistakes. Given it your
mom came from Asia, a bet she made sure that.

Speaker 14 (01:18:57):
You will create it math.

Speaker 23 (01:19:05):
How would you classify Janet's comments?

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Wow, Asia's great actue, this is just your reports have
been filled with errors.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Guys, the super stereotypical like you know, accent they're using like.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Oh, and by the way, prompting on time not a
bad stereotype either.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
I'm telling you, I'll take any positive stereotype. The always
they always say, like all stereotypes are bad. But again,
somebody wants to think I have a huge penis because
I'm a particular race, or I think I'm really smarter
good at math because of a particular race.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Eight.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
By the way, that doesn't sound like that guy's mom
came from Asia. That sounds like he came from Asia exactly.
All right, So what's what how would you classify janets
to a comment there? Too?

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
It's a problem reasonable.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Totally, Yeah, problematic for sure. Yeah, sounds like a typical
day at the workplace. Okay, let's see what they say.

Speaker 23 (01:20:07):
Janet's derogatory comments are inappropriate. They could also be evidence
of unlawful harassment as they relate to the protected characteristic
of national origin. This is true even though Janet refers
to the national origin of Wren's mom and not Ren
or Shenie's own national origin.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
So what if she didn't say Asian? What if she said, well,
you're probably smart.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
There's a question.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Because she didn't say anything about national origin.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
Yeah, I think she'd be in the clear.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Yeah, you get an accent, you're smart, clearly from Germany.

Speaker 11 (01:20:42):
Yeah, she didn't tell your accent. She didn't say race.
I mean it would be implied, but I don't think
they could get her.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
This is from our annual sexual and workplace harassment training video.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
All right, so guys, what should you be doing with
jokes at the workplace? Should you be telling them in
what kind? Well, I mean that is kind of our
job around here, right, I don't know about that. Let's
see what the scenario presents.

Speaker 23 (01:21:05):
In the following scenario, Noah is in a video conference
call with a group of co workers.

Speaker 27 (01:21:11):
Okay, everyone, thanks for joining today's meeting. Before we get started,
I've got to tell you this joke I heard on
TV last night. A rabbi, an Asian guy, and a
blonde woman. You get on a bus together, the rabbi
asked the blonde.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
You guys making a combat Asian guy? Wow A Right,
before we start, I have to tell you this joke
I heard. Yeah, television, generic television program and what program
from nineteen seventy are you watching a rabbi and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Asian guy and.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
A homosexual step onto a bus. Wo jeez, do we
have the joke? Well, here's the thing. This this training
is so PC that they set up the joke right there,
and they like then they kind of give you half.

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
Of the punchline, but not really here it's lazy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
They tease it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Yeah right, it's like, tell us the joke.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Yeah, because now I want to know what did the
Asian guy do.

Speaker 23 (01:22:09):
Neither the law nor workplace policies are meant to prevent
people from telling jokes or having fun at work. But
how do you know when a joke crosses the line
into harassing behavior?

Speaker 27 (01:22:19):
And so the bus driver says, that's not a speed bump.

Speaker 23 (01:22:24):
Well, we didn't hear the entire joke. The joke appeared
to involve risky topics at the moment Noah told the
joke and everyone laughed. What do you think he was thinking?

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Hmmm, yes, I think it's a pretty good joke.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
I wanted to laugh and looked up all those like,
there's no joke I could find that involves rabbi, Asian.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Guy, and blonde speedbumps.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Some guessing is the blondes boobs at some point maybe,
but there's no there's no actual joke out there unfortunately,
so right your own I could be out again. So
here's the problem is that you heard that there's a
laugh amongst the So what was Noah probably thinking.

Speaker 27 (01:22:59):
Let's find out they all laughed. I feel like they
think I'm really funny. I should find another joke to
tell at the next meet.

Speaker 23 (01:23:06):
Oh no, do you think Noah intended to offend anyone
by telling the joke. It doesn't seem like it. He
was just telling a joke he thought was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
He's just dumb. Yeah, I'm just an idiot. He's just
a legal R word.

Speaker 23 (01:23:19):
However, comments and behavior that involve religion, race, age, or
other legally protected characteristics can be considered harassing to all
the good ones.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Yeah, saying all the good jokes are off limits.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Whatever you do. Don't look up truly tasteless, tasteless jokes people.
It's yeah, it's almost.

Speaker 23 (01:23:38):
If they reasonably offend others.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Okay, okay, I'm Chris Hansen.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
This is our workplace harassment sexual harassment training that we
all just had to take. I think, I really, I
think that we are really kind of embracing this and
really taking it to heart, and I feel like we're
going to be better employees for it, for sure. All
right more when he shows next hand shot back in.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
A field, Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.

Speaker 26 (01:24:09):
The show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
So we're doing our sexual harassment workplace harassment training that
we have to do every year, and we always played
the clips from some of the very poorly acted scenarios
that they just to really kind of drive the point
home at what is appropriate and not appropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
In the workplace? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Yeah, somebody on the text here said I got in
trouble one time during a CPR certification that I was
doing for work. I made a joke that even made
the teacher laugh. The dummy, of course, had no arms
or legs, and I said, finally a man who can't
run away from me? And I got reamed by my boss,
who was going through a divorce at the time, because
she assumed that I took a jat.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
I'm like, who would be offended by that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Well, some chick who's going through a divorce and her
husband left her, right now, that's a hacksworthy joke, Greg,
wouldn't you kinda yeah? All right, Well, back into the training.
We have two more scenarios to go through. What is
what's his next one? Sea best be.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
Careful and then we talked about jokes and lot sexy children.
Be careful around the office with your compliments as well.

Speaker 23 (01:25:17):
Oh, verbal harassment can happen, not just in the context
of telling a joke. Let's watch the following scenario.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Hey, Gara, how are.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
You doing great?

Speaker 9 (01:25:27):
Matt? How are you good?

Speaker 23 (01:25:29):
By the way, I wanted to tell you congratulations on
your new baby.

Speaker 9 (01:25:33):
Thanks Matt.

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
It's my first chot, so it's been a big change.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
I bet.

Speaker 23 (01:25:37):
By the way, I can't believe you only had a
baby eight weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
You've already lost all the baby weight from your pregnancy.
You look amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 23 (01:25:46):
Do you think Matt's comment was inappropriate?

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
No? Make out?

Speaker 11 (01:25:50):
Oh god, this is already made the mistake. He was
unattractive when he said.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Now, ladies, ask yourself this question. Honestly, would you be
offended if it was a guy who looked like your
celebrity crush, yeah, or a guy who looks like you
know me, Well, he.

Speaker 12 (01:26:09):
Can still be creepy. That doesn't mean we don't want
to do him right, if I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Said, oh, hey, how's it going. Yeah, oh, by the way,
by the way, the way.

Speaker 12 (01:26:19):
He was like, here, do you want me to give
you a workout plan to lose the baby weight?

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
He's like, you lost it. You kept lying on air
all day and lost the gut. Way to go, girl, Yeah,
that's awesome. Matt in accounting thinks I'm hot. I see
you're still breastfeeding.

Speaker 11 (01:26:34):
The problem is I'm unattractive, and I'm saying it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
Therefore, Okay, let's see if that's the answer. MENACE's answer
he was he was not hot.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Yeah, yes, Menic get the point in the certificate for
that one.

Speaker 23 (01:26:47):
The law does not prohibit employees from politely complimenting each
other on their appearance. However, in this scenario, while the
words Matt spoke may have been intended to suggest a
polite compliment, the statement might make Viera or others uncomfortable
in the workplace.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
Yeah exactly, he thinks I look good. Yeah, Greg, Oh
my god, are you sick? You look so skinny?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Do you think you see? That's the appropriate response.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
I mean, I could say to Greg, oh my god, Greg,
you look like you have aids. You're so skinny, My god,
that's my goal, is Greg offended? No, No, I don't
have to be hot to say that. Bouncing off the walls.
Yeah you think I look ill?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Yeah? Made, Greg's weak. I shouldn't cough around you because
of your lowered immune responsible, right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
No, I don't have as I've just lost wing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Talk about having your cake and eating it too tall?

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
All right, let's do one more from the HR training videos.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
You might have heard all these and thought, well, you
know what, I'm in a minority. I'm cool. Nobody ain't
nobody coming.

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
From me wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
That's right. Let's listen to this scenario, all right.

Speaker 23 (01:27:53):
Fernando, a Mexican American employee, has worked in the same
position for the past three years and has never been
disciplined and for any misconduct. Let's hear from Fernando.

Speaker 26 (01:28:03):
So, I've got a friend of work named Dre Drey
is also Mexican American, and I joke around with her
a lot. Last week though, I made a few jokes
about her having darker skin than me, and she got
really offended. Now she's complained to my supervisor about it,
and I'm afraid I could get in trouble.

Speaker 23 (01:28:24):
Could Fernando be disciplined for this comment.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Yeah, yeah, sure, isn't that that's the thing, right, I mean, yeah,
I have I.

Speaker 11 (01:28:31):
Have family members where they talk about each other and
who's darker, who's not, and it don't it becomes very
people get very offended in that scenario.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Just for my own education, Yeah, we're learning. Yeah, so
what is the preferred lighter or darker? Which one gets
ripped on? The darker gets ripped on?

Speaker 11 (01:28:51):
Yeah, and even though everybody's Mexican, even though everybody's mex
same family and get the.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Same family, siblings, and the lighter one is like one, Yeah,
one of the puppies in the litter come out darker
than the other one. And you know it's same mother,
same father, same everything. It's drama.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Yeah. I noticed that in Japan menace like Japanese and
some Korean people, they're lighter skinned than white people are.

Speaker 12 (01:29:16):
And they and there's a lot of pride in that.
You know, they really protect their skin for that reason.
He's my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
I was talking to her and she is also a
Mexican American, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Read a crack about how she's so dark because it
comes up a workplace conversation. Personally, I'm Latin X like,
so he's in the clear.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
No, dog, you know what, I'm gonna go out on
the limb.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
I'll be on me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
I'll say, he's totally fine. Why wouldn't he be fine?

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Come on.

Speaker 23 (01:29:49):
Even though Fernando and Dre are both of the same
race and national origin, Fernando's comment could be considered harassment
based on the color of Dray's skin. Any harassing behavior
violates workplace policies and can result in discipline.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Man, these hate R people are gonna hate the whole
use of the in word rule.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Oh yeah, does that fly in the workplace.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
I've been called that around here, so have I I
was offended.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Yeah, in fact, that just happened recently. Yeah, in a
bad way.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
Yeah, it wasn't like a att Yeah I felt so.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
I actually kind of cool, yeh, because we got the.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Hip hop station and their studios are right next to ours,
and uh, you know, saw somebody that I hadn't seen
in a while in the hallway, and uh, I got tapped.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
Up and it was super cool.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
You know, I've made this whole guy feel awesome of
the past few years. You know, just I've used I've
noticed people using the N word a lot more, or
certain Asian folks like like the guys, Yeah yeah, like
they they embraced it. You'll see it on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
I think it's a generational thing because I've seen a
lot of those, Like we're the video of like two
white teenagers fighting and they're saying that like yeah, what
you got and where what you got and like every
like everybody's throwing around by white dudes, Asian dudes, whatever.
But I think it's just because that's what they see
in the videos of other people.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
It's like they're they think it's okay, but they're not. Fine.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
The Woody Show, it's the Woody Show, as you know, Woody,
Greg Venice, this, Gina Grass, right, we got Sammy, we
got Sea Bass and another question for you, let us
know what you think on this one. Hit us up
with the text over to two to ninety seven call
in eight seven, seven forty four woody people were asked,
what is a bad habit?

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
You're not willing to change? Oh boy?

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
And for by the way, a lot of people their
bad habits were things that we consume, so sugar and sweets,
min is on here, soda, I'm sorry but I'm just
not giving up give it up to sodis. Yeah, I'm
just not Yeah. Yeah, because here's the thing. I've lost
considerable weight a few different times, you know, in my
adult life. It won over the last few years, seventy

(01:32:05):
pounds at a clip, and I drink I drank it
the entire time.

Speaker 8 (01:32:08):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Yes, it doesn't make you fat. It makes you maybe
crave other things. But if you avoid those other things,
you're fine. So I'm not giving it up that few Yeah,
so good energy, drinks, pizza, you know, binge, eating too
much alcohol, smoking too much weed.

Speaker 11 (01:32:23):
So what would be all the fun stuff, all the
good stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
But like, so for you, like, what's a bad habit
you've got you're not willing to change.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go with cracking my knuckles.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Cracking your knuckles.

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
I can't stop, won't stop. I mean, you haven't stopped vaping.
You're still still hitting that vape dog.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
But I would like to stop. Yeah, someday, Gina.

Speaker 12 (01:32:42):
I mean i'd say my noises, but I'm trying to
do better starting today.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Weird noises.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Yeah, I met us. What were yours beaking? Probably like
fingernails toenails.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
I just like, you know, rip them off because I'm
a man, instead.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Of right, instead of clipping them. Yeah, you just peel
them off. You's so dainty to clip them, Sam, I
truly can't think of any.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
You're the first t I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Start going to less and less. I can't think of anything.

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
I don't do this.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
I'm a to me.

Speaker 13 (01:33:12):
I'm sure that it does, but I'm trying really hard.
That's why I did lent every year, and I've curved
so many.

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
Bad habits that I can't think of any show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Well besides the stuff we're consuming. Refusing to delete old emails.
I won't do that, procrastinating, taking your nose.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
But that one is.

Speaker 14 (01:33:30):
Wait, is keeping old emails a bad habit?

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:33:33):
Why then I guess that.

Speaker 13 (01:33:35):
I mean, I heard them like crazy, but I never
considered it a bad habit.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Gambling, twirling your hair, that was a lot of ladies
said that, Oh yeah, that's annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Hitting snooze about five times every morning, staying up too late,
just scrolling.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Through your phone, that's the one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Yeah, social media in general, ignoring text messages, sucking your thumb.
One person said that they're thirty six and they occasionally
still do it because it's self soothing?

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Is it? Wow? What a loser wasting too much time gaming?
What is it for you?

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
What's the bad habit you've got you're not willing to change?
Eight seven seven forty four Woody hit us up with
a text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Tabuila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Well, that's it for this hour. That is it for
today's show. That's it for the week, everybody weekend time.
All right, So catch today's full show podcast plus anything
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Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
The Woody Show. Yeah and sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Let's get out of here. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
Please you always remember that vodka is a lot cheaper
than therapy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
See with vodka.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Unfortunately now these days I have to do the math
of how much do I pay for a bottle of
aspirin easton headache on the vodka?

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Yeah, tequilo, it's a different story.

Speaker 6 (01:35:20):
My weight in that also cheaper than therapy.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Wood Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know we love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend,
s MD, double m

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
Bye, Great Friday, mo