FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 8th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Is it flies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Well, it's the beginning of a
brand new week. It is Monday. It is December the eighth,
twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Shows. My name
is Whatdy. That is Greg Gory. That is Menace, my
traveling partner in crime. He's also our social media director.

(01:07):
Finds follow us on social media at the Woodies Show.
I'm sure you've been following all weekend. Yeah, so you
know what we were up to. There's Gina grad We
got Sea Bass. Sammy is here. Morgan, our associate producer,
is on the job today along with Vaughan. He's our
video producer. Dumbass Tyler's rolling around here somewhere. We got
to see Bort and Menji. They're holding things down the
woods Show production department. Yeah, man, we got the phones

(01:30):
open eight seven seven four. Woodie, you can hit us
up with the text over to.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Two two nine eight seven. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Menace in my big weekend, our extreme weekend trip to Dubai.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's possible.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
People now, let me. I'm I'm gonna make a full
disclosure here. I had to look up on a map
exactly where Dubai was for real. Yeah, I knew it
was like somewhere over the Middle East. Yeah, I had
no idea exactly where it was, so I Google mapped
it alone. In that Yeah, I was like, I mean,
I've heard plenty about Dubai, of course, and everything else,

(02:04):
but never in a million years did I ever think
that I would not you, I mean, it counts that
I went to Dubai, right, even if I didn't leave.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Then ask you that I remember we gave crap to
our former boardop who said she quote lived in where
because she had gone to the grocery store, therefore she
lived there. But she was there for what a month? Right?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
She was trying she was trying to inflate her vacation
with a world A citizen.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
So would you say you've been to Dubai.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I can't say that I experienced Dubai, But did I
did I go and land in Dubai land?

Speaker 6 (02:41):
You were there for longer than a layover, like a
two hour layoffs.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I did have a hotel. I did have a hotel
for the airport it doesn't matter. So I have been
to Miami because I had a layover in Miami to Miami.
How long was the layouts? Two hours? Three hours?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Because you just went from gate to gate though, right,
See I got a hotel.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
With some sitting and snacking involved.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Did you buy a sandwich?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I did not say.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I think, I think you've been to Dubai Again, I have.
I did not experience Dubai. But did I fly to Dubai?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
And I think that's more the big thing because when
you say, like, oh, I went to Fiji, right, Like, dude,
flying to Fiji is how many? I mean that's forever
forever long flight? Yeah, you know, well things like that.
You know that that is more the like just going
on on a couple hour flight or you know, just
something more domestic or whatever.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
I just want to know what the Yes, it wasn't
a stopover to somewhere else. His destination was Dubai.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Right, I flew to Dubai the sixteen hours, yeah, and
then uh me, and then I flew right back.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
But I did it.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
We did have a thirteen hour layover, and I did
get a hotel.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Did you have to go through customs though? No, so
we wouldn't get a step to stay up on your passport.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
That is a good point, but it's also uh, that
was just for the convenience, which is why they built
this hotel where they did.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Well, you explaining to anyone why you may or may
not have been to do Bai will be very funnier.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh yeah, the whole idea of an extreme weekend, Like
people are like, oh, I'm in New York and I'm
going to go to San Francisco for dinner. Yeah, you know,
and they go there and you know, and have the
dinner and yeah, it's it's it's uh, it is insane.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
But if you're following along social media and we'll talk
more about it, like you know, medicine, because Metas had
some experience they did.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
But I just want to know, does this open you
up to maybe go to Italy?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh okay, please know.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
This this trip is really for me just a it
was just all it was all about the plane. You've
been to Asia now Africa totalization. No, it's just about
the For me, it was just the experience of the plane.
I just wanted to see this plane. I've seen it
on social media in the line. Yeah, I just needed
to see it for myself, like it's well again, well
we'll get into a little bit later, but I mean

(04:50):
just the size and just incredible, incredible this thing float.
It's like when you're on a cruise ship. You're like,
how does this thing float as it exists? It's crazy.
We do have some fun facts, some woody show fun
facts here to start the start the morning, start the week,
and we'll start with one. I know that Greg zacha like,

(05:10):
this is from a list of things that blow little
kid's minds. Okay, butterflies, Greg hates so gross. Butterflies taste
through their feet. I think I knew that at one
point makes them even more gross. Yeah, I never heard
that before.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Something more heinous.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah, I never heard that bees communicate through dance.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's kind of cute.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Kid's minds get blown when they hear that most elephants
weigh less than a blue whale's tongue.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh wow, then the tongue. That's crazy. Most elephants weigh.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Less, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's crazy. What do you show? Fun fact?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
The water around today is pretty much all the same
water that was around when the dinosaurs existed.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I've heard that one to night. I've never fully understood it.
What do you mean, like, but where do you think
the water goes? Evaporates?

Speaker 8 (05:59):
But not that much of it?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah? Do you think it comes from? Correct?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
That's the best question.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah, that's like saying it's the same land as when
the dinosaurs were here.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Thank you, thank.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
You, Sammy laying down, Greg, you still look confused.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Where does water come from? Rain?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
What are you guys talking how to get on this
planet to begin with?

Speaker 9 (06:18):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
From rain? Oh boy, this guy, it's it's.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Well because it all goes back up into the clouds
and then rains back down and all goes back going
to got.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
A fun fact that if it's so obvious, well, water got.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
To planet Earth how by asteroids?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
And comments?

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Right, and we haven't had any big giant water containing
or ice containing asteroids.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, so how is this a fun fact? I agree,
it's so obvious. Well, now I'm saying, you know, it
makes sense.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
One that I think the part is like, once you
hear it, right, you go, oh yeah, that that makes
total sense. But the part that is for you is
not making sense.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Maybe this one is just a fact, not a fun fact.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
There you go, that's fun it's an anchoring fan.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
I mean just about this this drop of water that
you're drinking right now, and was there maybe you like
rinsed off at George Washington some point. All right, fun
fact and octopus and octopus has three hearts.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Wow, I love those little guys love.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Humming birds are the only birds that can fly backwards.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I knew that.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
The average person farts around fourteen times a day.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Wait right, way more?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh yeah, fourteen before work rips.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, you wake up. That's like the first odd stuff,
first thing when you wake up.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
You just got a morning rippers?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Like eight hours together? Is everyone farting?

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Oh yeah in the car?

Speaker 10 (07:42):
I am really all day all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Sure, yes, do you smell her? I feel like, do
you smell her?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Because you guys are kind of you know, on either
side there no, okay, she could sell those you could.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You could just look.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
I try to like sit on them to smother them
so the smell doesn't come out.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
The children the system a systems.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
And then I'll give you one more, one more fun fact.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
What do you show? Fun fact?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Humans and drafts have the same number of neck bones.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Girafts are larger obviously, but that is that ruin facts.
Well oh really, well they could be the same size
and because the cartilage could be bigger. Huh, humans and
drafts have the same number of neck bones.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Seven, by the way, that's crazy. Seven.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Did you see uh did you see that video? There's
like this animal chiropractor.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
I was just gonna say that, who did the giraffe?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, while he didn't do the draft, he he did
like a yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
He had to go stand up in like another level
like a scaffolding, and the giraffe was so happy. It
just like like put his little head on.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
He snapped his neck and it just kind of fell
lifeless onto his guy's shoulder.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
And then they go, oh, look, what do you do
living I'm a draft chiropractor?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Like, how do you even learn how to? I mean,
how do you know the draft wants it exactly exactly
the way?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
It looks like it would feel really good to have
your neck cracked, like because you know the people that
can just like cann how you.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Can do it? Do it? I mean I don't know
if I could do it right this it's so jealous.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
He does it everywhere.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
It's loud when he does it, yeah, man, because it
sounds so nice, Like.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
It feels so good. I can do my elbow like, yeah,
the elbow thing I knew you could do.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I told you.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Like when I do it certain like this, like the
chip my chest will crack. That is when that feels
so good.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
That's one of the most horrific things I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
But it makes me nervous.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Like We've talked about a million times, but the chiropractor
and the crack of the neck, I'll end up in
a wheelchair, for sure.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
There's some there's some what show fun facts.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
We're gonna take a little quick break and then we'll
come back and then medicine tell us what's happening in
the world of entertainment. Well, the birthdays and the porn
of birthday all next hang.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
On, The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
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(10:28):
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Speaker 4 (10:39):
The Woody Show, Whist back, Welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, it is Monday.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
It is December the eighth Today in history, Menace, it
was today. In nineteen forty one, President Franklin D. Roosevelt
delivered the Day of Infamy speech to Congress, one of
your favorite speeches. Yeah, the United States officially entering World
War eleven. There you know this day were World War.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Two in infamy? What ever?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
As Congress declared war against Japan, the universe.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Is and on? What is it?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
MENACE's definition of infanty?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, well, well I didn't. I missed it.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
He asked me what it meant, and I said, forever,
I think you mean infinite?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah means endless, okay, right, funny in fummy like, yeah,
this is spelled I n F A M y okay.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
Not so we're we're not the pronunciation. We're trying to
figure out. We're trying to figure out the definition. The definition,
I believe, sorry is forever, like you'll live on forever.
I mean, like if somebody is, I mean, that's part
of it.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I suppose. Yeah, that's the true definition. Then famous for
bad reason like Charles, Yeah, you've heard the work, you've
heard the Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
Right, so it's the same thing, all right, yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
So there, So there's that. He was saying in nineteen
eighty that the world was shocked by the news that
John Lennon had been shot and killed outside of his
New York City apartment building.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
That was today in nineteen eighty was selling his socks
dirty socks online.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Probably all you lulubu fans uh congratulations. Today is National
Blue Collar Day Day. It is Immaculate Conception Day. It's
National lard Day. Hey, there's one for us. It's National
Health Savings Account Day, which I used to do and
then I didn't do it because I just found the
end of the year, all this money that was going

(12:42):
to this health savings account because I don't I don't have
like any i mean, knock on wood on any chronic conditions. Yeah,
I was just like finding ways to burn it because
I had to use it. By the end of the
year to get new glasses just because. Yeah, right, Today's
National Sales Person Day. It is pretended to be a
time traveler day. God, it's it's Nael Brownie Day today.

(13:03):
And also it's take it in the ear day. Excuse me,
what you're you're all doing right now, You're taking it
right in the ear.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
But yeah, those are today's holidays. We got the.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Porno birthday, we got the celebrity birthdays coming up here
in just a second. But first, Medicinan tells what's happening
in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, like, catch you up, guard dude.

Speaker 8 (13:24):
There's this story when I was when I was working
on a radio station, I used to hang out with
a lot of club DJs and one of the club
DJ's cousin came along and he was from a different country,
so he didn't speak English very well. And he met
a girl at the club and he's he started talking
to her after the club on the phone, and we

(13:44):
all listened in and then we kept on telling him
to say stuff, and he said, and we told him
to say, could I put it? And I put it
in your ear? So he was like he's. We kept
on writing it down and and so he would say.
He started saying it to the girl and she's like,
what gonna put.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
It in your ear?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
You couldn't hear it.

Speaker 8 (14:05):
She was like, she's like, okay, sorry, it was funny,
all right, club days.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
What's what's happening in the world.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
Of ent Well, for all you K Pop Demon Hunter fans,
I don't know if you saw this.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
But it's in my feed in your feed.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
That Van's shoes. They have a collection and it has
already dropped. You can check it out and you can
you can pick up some shoes at vans dot com
if you're a big K Pop Demon Hunters fan. Now,
I did not share this with you. Over the Thanksgiving break.
I said, you know what, I'm going to see what
this K Pop Demon Hunters thing is all about. And

(14:43):
I watched it on Netflix and I found it to
be quite entertaining.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
But check this out.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
It is what everybody been saying that kids do not
have attention spans because the scenes and the uh plot
and all everything that's happening is constantly changing, like every
five second. Oh really, so yeah that is is they have.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
To seal the hood moone.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, but it's like.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
The new style of content for kids because they have
no attention span at all. It is just moving so fast.
But if you have some kids that are fans, they
can now pick up some vans with K Pop Demon Hunters.
Moving on. I also big news over the weekend that
kind of dropped after we got off work on Friday.
Taylor Swift might have a date set to marry Travis

(15:34):
Kelcey and that would be Saturday, June thirteenth, twenty twenty six.
Well had an ocean side property.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
That would make sense because thirteen is her number, as
everybody knows December thirteenth, but thirteen is her numbers. And
I hope this happens because also who else's birthday June thirteenth,
Mary Kant Ashley h.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Duh, everybody knows that.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
Yeah, it would be happening at a ocean side house
in Rhode Island, alleged.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Per allegedly, and I don't honestly, I don't even believe this.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Maybe they leaked it to throw people off on location
because like, why would she get married in like such
a public space like that on the ocean.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Well, I don't know why this got targeted to me,
but it said that she paid some bride off for
the bride to move her date so she could have
that date.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
That's whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Who cares.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I would do that the price was right.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
The location is not secure at all. I just I
don't can be I mean anything.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
If the president can travel anywhere and they can make
that secure, I'm sure she's got the money to make
whatever she needs to happen happen security wise, for sure.
And this woman who gave up her date, yeah, I'm
sure whatever she was offered, she paid for the entire
wedding totally. Can we talk.

Speaker 7 (16:45):
About how George Clooney was just on Travis Kelsey's podcast,
and for George Clooney's wedding it was super difficult to
get to.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Everyone had to get on boats and traveled like go.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
So yeah, but I wonder if they're discussing how to
be able to have a wedding like that.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I think it's a diversion. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
I don't believe this location at all. I used to
think no one cared about this, but I was wrong. Yeah,
we found everybody. Oh some more stuff you don't care about.
In the latest Call Her Daddy podcast with Kim Kardashian,
it was revealed that Kim Kardashian wasn't actually Kim Kardashian
before they started shooting the television show. She always went

(17:20):
by Kimberly Kardashian with all of her friends and family,
but right when they were signing the paperwork to do
the TV show, she thought it was too long to say,
so she was the one last minute that changed her
name to be Kim Kardashian right before they shot the show.
So a little fun fact of the day for you.
A little another update on some people that you don't

(17:42):
care about, Megan Markle, you know, I'm obsessed with their
dad because he's always up to shenanigans and you know,
getting locked in in buildings during earthquakes and yeah, and
then he's going having emergency surgery and I talked about
that while his latest emergency surgery is, Hey, he got
his foot cut off. Now he uh, yeah, he had

(18:07):
a blood clot in his leg and they said it
was cutting off all his circulation, it was going black.
And yeah, they had to cut off his leg pretty
much below the knee too. Yeah, that's the latest update
on that. That's what happened to my friend before he died. Well,
your friend from I remember it was an accident, right,
this is not because he wasn't.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Cause lack of circulation, which then leads you got blood
clots and that stroke city coming at you.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh man, that sucks. All right.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
Oh here's one daily mention of Japan. Now, an Emily
in Paris star from the Netflix television show, was in
Okinawa and he's trying to leave and now he's been
in custody for over twenty days because they found no,
they found a crystal inside his luggage that was zero

(18:54):
point seven eight grams of a crystal containing synthetic narcan
M d M A weird. So yeah, he's megabusted and
he's going to go to nuclear.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Japan jail for that one.

Speaker 8 (19:08):
They probably have they they probably washing toilets in Japan. Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure it's a nice jail. Also, U n C
I s now you guys watch any of that?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
And cis.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
They have celebrated their five hundredth episode.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Yes, let's just went on forever. I mean I have.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Yeah, I mean I don't want to brag or anything,
but I was in an episode as a cheerleader one
time for special skills when we were in high school.
They were recruited our team whatever episode.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
Number, I find that out because it's alming now.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
At the time we had to record it.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
What did you have a line?

Speaker 10 (19:45):
No, we were just we performed in the background.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
So we did stunts and stuff.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
And then at one point we're walking through a college
campus and the main characters run through us to get
to their you know.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Gonna find that. Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much. Minute,
no problem. I know you're very interesting. Let's talk to
your birthdays and your porn of birthday. Okay, we're gonna
shiver day. We're gonna sit betage. It is shivery, and
you know we don't do what alatar.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
The celebrity is Kim Basinger, Oscar winning actress.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
She's seventy two years old. You haven't heard much about
her thing.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
What did she win in Oscar for?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
What's the last thing she's been in? Well, she was
an LA Confidential.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
All right, right, right, Best Supporting Actress nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Or Got Teacher movie or something like that. I don't remember.
We'll tell me.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
God damn you Ai Terry Hatcher, Oh yeah, from Desperate Housewife.
She's sixty one. Nicki Minaj is forty three. Corey Taylor,
the lead singer of Slip Knot in Stone Sour, is
fifty two. Former NBA champion Dwight Howard is forty. Phil Collin,
the guitarist for def Leppard, is sixty eight. Dominant Dominic Monaghan.

(21:00):
He was in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He's
forty nine. Country music singer Sam Hunt Yes is forty one.
Shout out to his brother Mike Right, Yeah, I love Mike.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Kim Basinger won a nineteen ninety seven Oscar for La Confidential. Yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Your porn of Birthday Today is Nika Noir and Today's
Birthday Girl. She finds herself once again on Santa's Naughty List.
You guys really thanks to her work in three hundred
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Filthy Volume three. She was in Big League Squirters Volume
two and four, US Big Boob Film School Dropouts Volume one.

(21:42):
She was also in Anywhere But the Face and who
can forget her unforgetable role in airport security has never
been this tight.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
And wet, wow wet.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
That's right right, that's a Nika Noir who is forty
one years old today, and that your Porner birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Monday morning look on
what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
You're on the wood Show. We're gonna take a quick break,
and you know what.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Welcome back everybody. Hey, it is Monday. Phones are open
eight seven seven four. You can sends a text over
to two two nine eight seven. Got a couple of
after hours voicemails involving Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh good, that's the best.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
And we'll start with it.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
You might like this one because it starts with Sea
Bass is doing the Lord's work. Illan anyway, let's see
what they have to say.

Speaker 13 (22:36):
Hey, what do you show this messages for Sea Bass?
I just want to let you know that you do
the Lord's work by removing all those free signs for businesses.
And I just want to let you know that I've
been doing the same thing of removing all the signs
for all these people that hang Christmas lights up for

(22:56):
the year, and I've been going around and taking every
last one of them down. Sentis, I feel like you'd
be so proud of me, Sea Bess. You keep doing
the lord for all you guys.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
If I have.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
A particular business and I want to put my sign
up anywhere and crap up your neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
You don't want to actually go through the legitimate channels
like everybody else.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Well, Greg, I'm paying money to print the signs, and
I'm paying money to go around and put them up.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Paying them on anywhere you want street signs houses.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I don't care when you see those little ones on
the like a street corner kind of thing that's almost
like a little campaign signs.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
What do that is incongruous with your attitude towards order
and clean Dude.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
I make no sense most of the time, I'm saying.
For whatever reason, it doesn't bother me, especially like the
seasonal stuff, like you're looking for someone to put Christmas
lights up.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't. I don't see a sign like tacked up
on telephone. Great.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
The good thing is that after Christmas season is over,
they movement gathered them wait for everywhere, fall down and
garbage up everything.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Here's another one about Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
I'll be complimentary.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah maybe, Wait what do you show me love?

Speaker 14 (24:00):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (24:00):
Listening to podcast about the conversation Now, I don't agree
with sea bass much on most things.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Kind of a dick, But when.

Speaker 15 (24:07):
It comes to crying babies on planes, I do have
to agree, but not because of common courtesy, because, and
this is just a theory, if your child is too
young to be shown or taught how to pop their ears,
I think they're crying because of pain or just discomfort.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Sure, now, if.

Speaker 15 (24:27):
They're old enough and they're just complaining, that's different. You
just got to tolerate it as society. But if you
can't show them how to pop their ears, I don't know.
I think that's part of the reason you love all.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Rights at confused.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
So that's what he's saying. It goes back to one
of the one of the rebuttals you get from these
morons is they'll say, well, if you're suffering from the crime,
just think how uncomfortable the baby is.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Exactly, don't bring the babies somewhere. It's going to be exactly,
why do you hate your baby? Why?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
This is why your pediatrician will tell you if you're
flying with little babies, especially who can't communicate those kinds
of things. Anyway, it's a good idea. As it is
like to as the plane is descending as you're on
you just sending to your into your destination. That's when
you give the baby a bottle, because that that whole process. Yeah,
of like swallowing in the like, that will help equalize

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the pressure, you.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Know what else in their ears not flying to begin with.
Oh okay, that helps everything, though, leave whatever you gut
after ours voicemail time after the show is over, until
the next day when we reunite eight.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Seven seven forty four. Text us over to two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You can move on the floor, right, you know you can.
You can choose something or whatever.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Man you crap in my madhad Yeah, that might be
a deal break.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
And now more of The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
And into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I'm Woody.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
That's Gina Grant, Greg gory Man.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
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Speaker 4 (25:56):
We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey,
phone are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can text us over to two to nine eight seven.
Finals follow us as a lotti. All were to do
on social media the force there at the Woody Show.
We got some of the trending news headlines coming up
for you later on in the hour weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Minute you got anything?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Move on?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, do that? Oh wait, I figured I would just
comble up with menace. And so we have a lot
of the same weekend.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
There were some differences between his experience and my experience,
but overall, oh my god, it was our extreme weekend
trip to Dubai.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
You finally did it.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
We did it.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
And so the flight left at three point thirty on
Friday afternoon and we arrived back home at about one
o'clock on Sunday. And in the meantime we flew sixteen
hours to the Middle East inane Dubai. We were on
the ground for thirteen hours and then boarded a sixteen

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and a half hour flight back. Yes, now, one thing
I will say is really cool. I wasn't sure like
the routing and how it was going to go, but
it's one of those trips that went over the top.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
So we took off and went straight north over the
North Pole and then down the other side of the
planet down into Dubai. So we approached Dubai from like
if you know Dubai sits you know, we came from
the east, right.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Did you look down and see the northern lights.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I didn't because I was sleeping at that.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah. But the biggest, the biggest tip.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
That I would have for anybody doing something like that
is try to stay on your own home schedule.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, as best as you can. And that's what That's
what medicine.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I both did, which is why we're totally Everyone keeps
asking how do we feel?

Speaker 8 (27:48):
Totally normal? Yeah, totally normal. But with that whole going
over the North Pole thing, Richard our listener, he explained
it to me, and he said, it's actually a faster
way of adating to where we're going because you know,
the Earth might not be flat, guys, So if you
he goes, this is the way you could check it out.
Where you grab a globe, grab a piece of string,

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and then take the string from where we left and
go to the Middle East and a string will be
shorter if you did it, like as opposed to going
around the earth around.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Yeah, get it.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, it was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
I learned a lot. But we flew first class on Emirates.
Oh the plane, it's hard to even describe. It's massive.
It's an airbus three eighty.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
You go upstairs, for God's sake.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
I mean and it's not just like there's a small
upstairs area toward the front of the plane. It goes
the length of the entire plane.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I thought it was only in the front. So it
goes to the length of the entire plan. It's massive.
So where were your pods or whatever. They're upstairs, upstairs.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Upstairs in front the front of the plane.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
Yeah, toward the front of the plane. And then so
there's a lounge and the lounges all the way on
the back of the plane.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
So you go first class, throw curtain through all the
business class people, which those are laid flat and those
super nice. Those are really nice. And then you go
beyond a curtain there and then that's where there's this
lounge and it's a full like horseshoe bar.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Person there serving drinks.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
There's multiple tables, sandwiches, tables kind of set up on
and you can just kind of hang out and lounge.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Back their big screen TVs like games and stuff.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
They're like seat belts back there.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
No, yeah, yeah, when you're sitting there, there are there
were seat belts like on Modum.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Drink about how many people can fit in the lounge
at one.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Time, thirty, But it was never super crowded back there now.
And then beyond that, beyond the lounge, towards the back
of the plane was the full kitchen that they.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Had where they were making all the food because it
was a it was a full menu that we were presenting.

Speaker 11 (29:44):
And that was.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Greg's question, like are they actually making the food?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
They asked me, how I wanted my steak?

Speaker 8 (29:50):
God, yeah, I had the Wagu sliders that you recommended
and those were fantastic.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Greg I odd on Caliar.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Emmert's first classes that it's it's like a unlimited caviar.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Now when they say unlimited limited, they're likelimited, and it's
like a tub they give you. They give you a big, giant,
huge and they would you like more? And like yeah, sure,
the robin the.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Minute, get on the planet's dom carry on, and uh, dude,
it's it's amazing the level of customer service.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
We took showers.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
How is that the.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Bathroom is huge? By the way, we have a full.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Video on our Instagram at the Woody Show where you
could see a lot of this stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
You see like the lounge you see and the shower.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
Uh, and the it's a huge, huge bathroom, right, massive mass.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, looked really big. There's screens in it.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Is the water pressure weak or is it? No, it's
great they do that.

Speaker 8 (30:57):
The water is like hot hot if you want it. Yeah, yeah,
it's so cool.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
And I saw in the video that you posted that
there's like a countdown clock on the shower for how much.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Time power water?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Obviously there's a limited water supplying on a plane and all.
And then are the people waiting for you or is it? Yeah,
there's like a they call it a spa attendant. So
this person just stands outside of the bathroom. It's kind
of like a like a reception area and anything you
need they can get you. Or like once once you're done,
they'll go in and they'll freshen up the bathroom for

(31:30):
the next person.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
And that's what did you put your Jammy's on?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
They issue you pajamas.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Now, you said you weren't going to fit in them.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I fit in the pants. The shirt I did fit in,
but it wasn't super comfortable. So I just used like
a regular T shirt that I brought that I normally
sleep in. But man, the world's most comfortable slippers. Oh okay, they.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
Give you those, and then oh I brought one for
Greg because.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
The back is.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Wait a second, look, So I brought this is this
is what they give you for your toilet trees?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Greg, which one did you give you? I got a
better one for Greg.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
It was like, wait, isn't he already getting one you give?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
You gave him the crappier one.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
This is because I already had a picture of this, Greg,
And this is the one, he said the dog.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That is that same one. No it's not.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
This is the one on the outbound. This is the
one you just gave Greg. I brought him both. I
didn't realized that there was a different Greg.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I think it's either I think it's Bulgary and watch Greg,
there we go and wow, this is amazing. Which which
one do you want? I like that one like you
can have a set.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Or whoever else wants first class? Yeah, but looks like
this is guys stuff.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Yeah, well I got only where's Michael Jordan's.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Greg? Look at the little the little pouch.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Literally I don't mean to put him on black and
does smell good. But my husband buys Michael Jordan kolone
off of Amazon. I'd love him to step it up a.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Little at this. Look at this little Mangari. Yeah, oh,
thank you, thank you, thank you. It's like I'm on
first class.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:13):
Now, were you guys able to get caviar for him?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, you can't get that back to go.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
You got to go through a thing called customs. Yeah,
that's the thank you, thank you, and uh.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
You know, so staying on the on the schedule, like
you know, the plane left like three thirty, so about
seven thirty, which is when I would typically like start
like passing out at home, is when I'm like, you
know what, I'm gonna shut it down. Yeah, I slept
from let's call it eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
By the time I fell asleep.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
They set your then they set your little pot up
and everything with this like betting material. They have a
they put like a mattress thing down. The seat goes flat,
and then they put a mattress thing on top of that.
It feels like it's really nice hotel, luxury Lennon's. You
have this pillow, the whole thing to get all set
up for you.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
You go changing your Jammy's and whatever.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
You and they basically tucky in. There are these two
giant doors that are on a button and goes just
slide shut and they were like really tall walls so
that you have complete privacy. And I passed out. Didn't
wake up until about four o'clock, and so I looked
at my aura ring. It was the best sleep score
I've gotten in weeks, better than any night on the cruise.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
That I was just on.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
It was a ninety one sleep score. It was unbelievable.
And you slept for eight hours straight. I was out
and I woke up. I watched a little TV. And
by the time I woke up, it's like we were
going to be landing, not that not that long. So
I had a time to eat, I had a meal,
I took a shower, and then we were landing.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
The field looked incredible.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
So is there a part of you that thinks sleeping
is almost a waste on a flight like that when
it's sixteen hours?

Speaker 14 (34:44):
Really?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
So then you still long? Yeah, you still got another
eight hours. Now. Had you not slept and you just
wanted more sliders, more caviar.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
They would just keep endless. Everything is endless. Y's just unreal. Yeah,
So I realized this is not the way that everybody
can travel like it was first class on Emirates Airlines.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
It was an experience.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
It was a bucket list thing for Menace for his birthday.
We have been to be able to work it out.
The company paid for it, like, you know, thirty thousand
dollars each round trip for that experience. Now, I will
say business class looks phenomenal. I shall have access to
the lounge, you still get the priority boarding, you still
get all this other stuff, and that that would have

(35:26):
been That would have been fine too.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
Yeah, it's just like pretty much like a smaller pod
and then a smaller like TV screen.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
And that said, I can't imagine. I can't imagine that
I would ever want to do a flight that long
and just even regular economy, Like I don't know how
people do.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
I've done it four times.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yeah, why Like And that's the thing. It's like I
would just rather not you would take it. You don't
have to, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
You don't. I would rather not go, save save a
little bit longer, yeah, you know, a little bit, so
this flight forever.

Speaker 8 (35:56):
Now, the whole flight, I was just thinking like how
could I make this my life?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (36:01):
Yeah, this is all I do. Because we were there
with also there was a family on the way back,
little kids.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
The little kid has still had.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
To pay thirty grand yeaheah. She was never in that pod. Yeah,
like she was either with her dad and his pod
or the mod in their pody.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
But that's their life. Yeah yeah, they say, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:20):
Do you guys know how much the tickets for business.

Speaker 10 (36:23):
Class go for?

Speaker 8 (36:23):
No, but I want to look that up. Yeah, but
it was uh really cool.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Would you say that the way back was just as good?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
No, because the Wi Fi and the way back didn't
work at all?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh no, no, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
I was texting you some pretty horrible memes and you
weren't responding.

Speaker 10 (36:38):
Yeah, it made a refund.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
What about the actual flight? Was it smooth?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
And oh yeah yeah yeaheah. The plane is so big, man,
it's uh. They also as an aviation freak. They they
have cameras that are posted on the front of the
plane like that knows the plane.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
And then there's one.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
That's like kind of on the tail that looks down
over the fuselage with the wings and you see like
the as you're flying, and there's one on the all
the other planet looks straight down and you can see
like what you're flying directly over.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
So you could watch the landing and everything.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
You could watch everything, it was so it was so cool. Yeah,
what a waste of money would be eight hours of sleep? No, dude,
you're one way was sixteen hours? Yeah, and then there
was still another sixteen and a half hours back.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Yeah, I think like we did. Okay, Yeah, gotta sleep.
I would say, what a waste to have a bed
and not sleep. Yeah, That's how I would look.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
At it, you know what, In a way, it was
all part of the experience, Like sixteen hours is a
long time.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
That's what I'm saying. Like, if I didn't get to
try sleeping, I'd.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Be like, yeah, you could try all the food you
could watch in the library, on the plane of movies
that you have to choose from over two thousand titles
aling on.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Also, I mean I didn't want to stay up the
whole time because I actually wanted to experience Dubai when
we landed, just like what, yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Which we're going to get to medic in his Dubai
experience and then very different my Dubai experience, uh huh uh,
And we'll do that when we come back after the
break eight seven seven forty four wood He hit us
up with the text over to two nine eight seven.

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Speaker 4 (38:26):
Yeah, we were talking about menace in my extreme weekend
trip to Dubai. Yeah, we did over the weekend, sixteen
hours to Dubai, thirteen hours on the ground in Dubai,
and then sixteen and a.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Half hours back amazing.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
And yeah, so again we spent this last seven just
kind of talking about the plane and what that was
all about.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It's an Airbus.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Eight three eighty And just to give you an idea
of the scale, Greg, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
So here is a picture I'm gonna show Greg.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
So this is a regular Southwest jet right, Yeah, Southwest
they fly all the.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Same planes, so just for scale, they look huge. This
is an overhead.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Shot of one of the planes that looked like we
were on next to two Southwest planes.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
It's like at all, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Picture of just a regular American Airlines jet in front
on a on a taxiway in front of one of
the airbus A three eighties.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
It looks like a toy.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, it does it. It's great to here you go, Sam.
It's beyond reality.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Yeah, it's it's huge. Anyway, so we land in Dubai.
Menace in the listener, who, by the way, Richard, super
cool guy. Uh, super normal, not annoying, very cool dude.
So we shout out to Richard. He was he was great,
and so uh we get to the airport. I told
you now, I'll tell my story quickly because it's it's
not very excited.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I did not leave the airport like I said. I
just I'm my only.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
My only interest in this was to see the plane,
which I did. Got to Dubai and I booked. There's
a hotel inside the terminal at the Dubai airport which
is massive, and it's a five star hotel, very nice.
I had thirteen hours, so I got this room and
it's a beautiful room, like a sharper image massage chair

(40:19):
in there this whole day. But right downstairs on the
on the first floor, obviously, is this giant like duty
free mall. Everything from the Lego store to a Nike
store to apphole store like all kinds Oh yeah, they
had all kinds of stuff at bud Wiser restaurant, like
so I walked just to get some walking in. I
walked around there, came back to the room, got a
bunch of work done for this week, just sitting in

(40:40):
the room listening the Christmas music. Samuel Yeah, I heard
a bunch of Christmas music in the mall plants.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I'm like, yeah, they had like Christmas trees everywhere. Oh yeah, So.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I got I got that work done, made a couple
of phone calls because it was like normal hours back homes. Dad,
talked to my mom, talked to my wife, and then
I booked myself because it's a twenty four hour spa
at the hotel. I booked a two hour massage. Two hours,
two hours. I got the most amazing massage. It was
like one of the best. And I've gotten a lot

(41:10):
of massage, you know, I love massage. It was one
of the best massages I've ever had in my entire life.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Made different.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
The the therapist was so good.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
It was like it wasn't painful, but it was just
the pressure and just so rejuvenating, refreshing.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
It was it was it was everywhere. It was so weird.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
And then I went back to the room, I showered.
I had about an hour to kill before it's time
to go back to the gate to get on the plane.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
So that was my Dubai experience. Now menace.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Yeah, so this second it was crazy because we're getting
off the plane and there was somebody already waiting for
Woody to take them to.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Walk me to the hotel. No, they didn't, thank god,
they did. The airport's massive.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
Richard and I Richard being the listener, We went out
of the airport and they already had a car waiting
for us, like super nice BMW and then we immediately
go to the Dubai Mall slash Birch Kleifa Birch Kleifa,
tallest building in the world. And rich had a different

(42:17):
he had a different time to go toward the Birge.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
So yeah, because you have to make make an appointment.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
Yeah, and so he went and did that, and he
also wanted to check out all the fountains and then
this little night market that they have outside of the Birge.
So he went and did that. I went inside the
mall and I'm telling you, this mall is so incredible
that if you're like super super balling. They have like
these high end golf carts that will take you around shopping.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
In the mall.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
And they looked like little like rolls royces and like
so people are just like in there and they're just
like sitting in them. And then I haven't I haven't posted,
and I'll do like extended cuts of a lot of
stuff that we did over the weekend. I just wanted
to get some things up on our social but I
did send that video to you, Greg. And the bathroom
just at the mall, Okay, is like a high end hotel.

(43:10):
It's full door. There was like fifteen in a row,
and it's not like and they had bathroom attendants and
it's not like they're trying to sell you candy or
anything like that, like people actually cleaning the bathroom. The
second somebody gets out of the stall, it is like
it's exactly yeah. And they just they had all these
little towels that said do you buy mall in it?
And then so they have like aquarium, they have they

(43:32):
have ice skating roast.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
The aquarium was at the mall. I saw your footage
from the Aquirmum where's that? Yeah, it was at the
so the mall bathroom. It's actual like cloth towels, now,
did you coka? Not at the hotel. Okay, but I'll
get to that. But because of all that food on
the plane.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
And then also I found that the the items I
don't know because maybe it's you know, cost money to
get it to America, but like exclusive like tennis shoes
that I wanted that I can't find anywhere else. They're
there at the mall and they're cheaper. So this like
pair of shoes that I almost bought, I'll tell you
four hundred bucks like a week and a half ago,

(44:13):
or two hundred fifty bucks really at the mall there. Yeah,
and they had like so many more.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Differences to at the Yeah. Next I went to the
Nikes for I'm like, oh, those are cool. I know,
Nikes aren't cool any more, guys, I still ye them. Yeah,
but yeah, so they had all this exclusive stuff.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
And then so then I took a tour of the
Birge and went all the way to the top and
it's just insane because of all the lights and like
the buildings that they have.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Everywhere, and what time of day was that that it
was like overnight, dude, So we landed. The plane landed
at seven thirty pm.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Okay, Saturday night Dubai time. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
So I think I finished up at the Birds at
around eleven pm, and then our flight left the next morning,
Sunday morning Dubai time, at eight thirty Okay, so all
this happened overnight.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Everything is still open, Yeah, twenty four hour place. That's great.

Speaker 8 (44:58):
So then h so I go to them all a
little bit more, and then Rich and I we meet
up again. I said, hey, do you want to go
to this other part of Dubai where they stay open
really late. It's another like outdoor shopping mall area. It's
called City Walk, and we hit up raisin canes together
just because for a.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Then we buy raising cane. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
And then we also hit up this place called Brass
Monkey that I saw. Now I didn't post it, but
you could actually drink there, so we did have alcohol.
Like it's a so you can drink and Dubai this fi,
but it's just in certain sections. And they they just
asked you, hey, don't be posting on social media, like
there's little signs, so just don't post. Don't post the alcohol,

(45:39):
but the rules there, Yeah, you know, I'm not going
to try to get away with anything. So yeah, so
we did some bowling.

Speaker 10 (45:46):
And then yeah, where did you do the bowling?

Speaker 8 (45:48):
At this place called Brass Monkey and that stays open
to like three am.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
That was awesome. Yeah, and then we went around the
city a little bit more.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
We tried to go over to Atlantis and because I
misread that you could go there twenty four hours a day,
but we tried to go there at like three am,
and they're like, no, unless you're like staying at Lances,
you can't do that. But if it was during the day,
we could have went in. It went in. So then
we saw we like saw all these like super high
end car dealerships are just like Ferraris, uh Rose Royce, everything,

(46:18):
every like high end card you can think of in
this like their shopping mall area which just yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
It's just it's just there like the Ford dealer is
at home. It was crazy, but you know, we definitely
want to spend more time there. The word I used,
and just it's from my very limited experience of just
the airport is opulence.

Speaker 16 (46:37):
Yeah, you know that's what they're about, dude. It is
all this over the top even you know the Hudson
news stand, you see whatever. Okay, so it's that, but
there's a whole like refrigerated case just for caviar at
the news stand.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, it was nuts.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
And then we're like, well we started, we have to
start heading back now. So we go back to the
airport and the Emirates Lounge there is the biggest one
in the world. It's one hundred thousand square feet. It's massive,
and it has all this super high end food, like sushi,
sam like sandwiches that you would find in Italy's somewhere,

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and just like anything that you wanted. So then we
end up hanging out there and then we met up
with Wood again and got back on the plane.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
Was it hard to go back to your customs?

Speaker 8 (47:24):
No, not at all. It took like thirty seconds.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Nice, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah, I love it. It's it was quite the experience.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
It was then really cool. Men, is having traveled around Dubai,
are there any quote bad parts of town or is
it all gorgeous?

Speaker 8 (47:37):
Not in the parts that I visited at all. Also,
like people say, oh, they're super strict, Like when I
went to the mall, like all the women there are
just like they're they're not covered up, they're dressed. They're
just dressed really nice. Yeah I saw women, yeah normally
and then I mean there were some women that were
covered up, but that's you know, that's their choice. But

(47:59):
then I saw women like bikini strap tops and stuff
like that. Oh really yeah, it was awesome. I loved it.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Well, you won't see them there today, No, No, this
is sure. They've been removed.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
No, they're yeah, they're just shopping, shopping throughout the entire
mall and just living their life.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
But I'll say that my jeers was that.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
You know, I got to the burge and I got
out all the way up to the top within one minute.
And that's one hundred and fifty four floors, I believe, right,
super fast. Then I get back to work and this
is my gears. I try to use the elevator here
not working.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
That's a reality a lot.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I really had no gear for the weekend. The only
thing I can think of was the flight. On the
way back, the Wi Fi didn't work at all, Like.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
On the start working. We started getting over Canada.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
On the way there, they had it, but it was
one of those it's not starlinks, so you can't like
send pictures or video.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
You can't stream, but not.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
That you needed it, because, like I said, the the
onboard Entertainment over two thousand movies to choose from.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Every fine, and I.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Downloaded a bunch of stuff to an iPad and totally fine.
But just for keeping in touch with people, because you know,
my parents are very nervous, like, oh my god, I
can't believe you're doing so just to kind of touch
base with people like that would be the only but
they have I guess Emirates is they're installing Starlink on
all of their planes and it's gonna be done by March.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
So what we do it next year? So next time,
you know you next time we'll all go with you. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Yeah, I'll definitely post like extended versions of the plane
later today. I just wanted to get some stuff up.
It was kind of you know, I'm trying to like
run around to buy and edit video at the same
time and post it so people can see what's going on.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Well, you can see what I got so far. It's
up on our Instagram at the Woody Show. Check it
out there.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Menace.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Something crossed off the bucket list everything for years.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
For years we've heard about that, what a great year
is there on the jetway to when you're boarding the plane.
Are there multiple jetways? Yes, so you can bore a
lot of people at the same time. Yeah, there were,
there were two. Wow, but I did hit one for upstairs,
one for downstairs. I did love.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Every time we were telling like the flight attendants what
we were doing, They're like, you're doing what? Oh yeah, wait,
you're going there for thirteen hours?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Yeah yeah, nobody, nobody had anything, just like I know,
I just wanted to see the plane, like, oh my god,
that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Everyone really nice.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
So shout out to Emirates Airlines not a sponsor, but.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
They totally should before. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
It was really cool and uh, the the people of
the Dubai were super cool. I have like everybody had
any interaction with just super cool.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (50:39):
In one weekend ye yeah, Woody show text in nine
eight seven, Well.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
We spent all this time talking about, uh between medic
and I are our weekend cheer. Yeah yeah, the extreme
weekend trip to Dubai. I guess we just kind of.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Get this out of the way.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
The opposite end of that was what Greg and Sammy
I got experienced over the weekend. I guess Greg, we'll
start with you weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, the polar opposite of you, where you had no jeer.
I really had no cheer. I'm going to start with
my jeers because that's what my weekend was. I was
so damn sick. And you know how you're supposed to
get ten thousand steps a day. Yeah, I maybe got ten.
Yeah maybe, I mean that's being generous. It was awful.

(51:37):
Glide around, did nothing, sneezing, coughing, sore throat. It was
like breathing in fire. Didn't even leave. It sucked. I
hated this weekend. I watched a flat earth documentary that
got me angry because people are so stupid. Oh, I
couldn't believe it. I thought, just at least I can
watch something interesting and a flat earthers you're on the

(51:59):
level of insanity that is just uncompromised. Did they talk
about Yeah, I mean the whole they did, and they
never say who they are. They are fooling us, They
want us to. They gave us globes when we were kids,
so like, not only was I sick, I was like
angry watching this insane documentary.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
They say in the documentary why they are keeping it secret?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
No, they never anything so dumb.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
They've ever told me once. Why they're keeping a secret
is because it would if the earth was flat, it
would prove that God is real.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh okay, no, they never mentioned that, So a giant jeer.
My only cheer is that I did leave the house
last night to go to a dinner party at a
friend's house. And by dinner party, it was just the
three of us and it was like stepping into a magazine.
Her house is insanely gorgeous. The food was perfect, everything
was presented like a magazine, and I felt very nice.
And that was it. I was out of the house

(52:58):
for three hours. Well this did something. Yeah, yeah, I
did one thing and that was nice. But yeah, what
a terrible weekend.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Yeah, Sammy, kind of the same, kind of the same.
But to be clear, I did stuff. I went to
a whole white kind of festival thing on Friday.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
I do a Christmas.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
Parade on Saturday, and which was fun. But the thing
was was I was sick and then I was started
to feel better, so I went and did things and
then Saturday night it just hit me and I was
so sick, and so that is a real bummer.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
But I took niquill.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
I remembered I had ni quill that night, and oh
my god, I took niquill and I passed out for
twelve hours. So even though I did stuff, my biggest
cheers is passing out for twelve hours thanks to night Will.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
It was the best.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
The night Quill day, Quill musen x d slash just
so much. You gotta take so much fluid, yeah, that
you feel like you're almost overdoing it. Like you remember
that the woman that there was an infamous radio contest
that happened where it was called hold your wik for
a week and people drinking without going to the bathroom.
Whoever could hold their pee the longest would have won

(54:03):
this Nintendo, which was the big thing at the time.
And uh, there was a woman who died. Yeah, because
you basically drowned yourself. They have to do it like
one step before that. Because everybody I've talked to, people
who live on the opposite side of the country, everybody
who I'm talking to, everybody.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Has the same damn thing.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yeah, every it's just every It's just everywhere, right, now,
so just yeah, just just.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Hydrate d night quill at night, day quill during the day.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
And you know, did you try to hydrate with champagne,
because that's what I did.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
I did, and also some light beers. I tried that
And I'm like, why am I still feeling sick?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
This is so weird to remind her about that.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
That that flat earth offer from Columbia Sports where you
know that, Yeah, I love that. Yeah, Columbia Sports where
they their CEO made an announcement they'll give you the
entire company if you.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I am Timboil, I'm the ceo. Here sportswear and this
message just for flat earthers. You guys claim there's an
end to the earth.

Speaker 14 (55:06):
We'll just go snap a picture, send it to us,
and you get the assets of the.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Company, all of it.

Speaker 14 (55:13):
No paperwork, no lawyers, no catches, some paperwork.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Hey, we're giving you all this, this and all of that.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Hey, flat earthers, do me a favor. You're going to
the edge of the earth. We're Columbia. You'll need it.
I love that guy, Go do it.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
That's a shame that was the only thing that was
on TV. Greg, you know, because you're already not feeling well.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Then the only on TV it was a maddening one
and Gina Grad's got the trending news headline, Oh.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
It hasn't been a good year for the Charlotte, North
Carolina light rail system. Over the weekend, some thirty three
year old douchebags stabbed somebody. Greg, was this a whole
drunk Oh you bet, yeah, that's right. He got into
an argument with the passenger, tried to fight him, then
he pulled out a knife stab the guy. The victim
was taken to the hospital where he's in critical but
stable condition. The stabber arrested and charged with attempted first

(56:11):
degree murder and assault with the deadly weapon, among other things.
And if you remember, this is the second attack in
five months on Charlotte's light rail system. I'm sure most
people do remember the story of that young Ukrainian woman
who jabbed yeah, then killed back in August. Well, the
start of awards season is here now that the Golden
Globe noms have been released. The awards are of course

(56:33):
for TV and movies, and the ceremony will be hosted
by Nicki Glazer, who always does a great job with these.
As for the nominations. Here's what we got. For Best
TV Comedy, the nominations are abbed Elementary Hacks, the Bear.
Nobody wants this, only murders in the building and the studio.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
Yeah, the Bear, nobody wants this. It's not a comedy.
It hasn't been good since the first season.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
For Best Drama, the nominations The Diplomat, the Pit Pluribus, Yes, Severans, Yes,
Slow Horses, never heard of It, and the White Lotus.
And for Best Movie Comedy or Musical, nominations are Blue Moon, Bogonia,
Marty Supreme, No Other Choice, Nouvelle Vague, and One Battle
after Another, Honey, one and one Yeah. And for Best

(57:21):
Drama nominations Frankenstein Hamnet it was just an accident, the
secret agent and sentimental value and sinners.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Who are aware.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
I just I just had a girl telling me all
about Hamnet last night, and apparently it's based It's Shakespeare's
son was actually named Hamnet.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
This was all thirdhand because I'm telling you what she
told me.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
And this is about like how you know, we we
didn't know this about Shakespeare, knew everything about Shakepeare except
for this and about how like.

Speaker 8 (57:47):
That's how his Yeah, I think named hat again.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
This is third hand. I haven't checked any of this information.

Speaker 11 (57:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I thought he was nuclear gay?

Speaker 8 (57:58):
Really yeah?

Speaker 6 (57:59):
I mean, did you ever see Shakespeare in Love?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Gay people have kids?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Norman.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
The entire list is online and the Golden globes will
be doled out on January eleventh, and Week fourteen of
the NFL nearly done, and it really shook up the
playoff picture. On Sunday Night Football, the Texans went into
Kansas City and just beat them twenty to ten. Houston's
defense dominated Patrick Mahomes with two sacks and three interceptions.

(58:25):
The Chiefs run of nine straight AFC West titles is
over and the Texans now lead the AFC South.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Sammy, does this put a bit of a pall on
the wedding plans that they had such a bad season
this year?

Speaker 6 (58:37):
Oh damn, Taylor's still going to go through example, Yes,
she'll still marry him.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
That's okay, But it is weird. I did think about that.
I think it is weird that right when they get engaged.
Now it's like, I don't know what's going on with
this season.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Well, he has to retire, you know, but he's had
a pretty decent season. Yeah that's team Sport, but I
mean his his season is.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
But is he going to be a house husband?

Speaker 8 (58:59):
I think because Lena Dunhoman was at the game. He's
talking about like what you like Taylor has.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Taylor has an abnormal amount of money, yes, right, yes,
and so, but Travis is not poor people. He gonna
be a house husband, like like Travis Kelsey has dumb
money all on his own, not Taylor Swift kind of money.
But again that's a whole that's a different conversation.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
He don't care how much he has. He could retire happily.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
House husband though unfortunately the media loves his his goofy ass.
So he's gonna be all over TV.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
For and he still has this podcast which is very successful, and.

Speaker 6 (59:36):
He's totally going to host a game show at some point.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
You know, he doesn't he doesn't need her. That's why
I feel like this relationship because she doesn't need him.
He doesn't need her in that way. It's not in
one of those kind of relationships. Yeah, she's in a
completely different conversation when it comes to money.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
It's but he is not he needs to win truly true.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Because actually j made more money than Tom Brady if
you recall, and I mean once he wasn't playing football
anymore at all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Fell aparts.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Yeah, yeah, what some jiu jitsu instructors showed up.

Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Well, college football playoffs is set and championship weekend brought
some big changes. Indiana beat Ohio State in the Big
Ten title game to move to number one and earn
a first round by Ohio State drops number two. Georgia's
number three, and Texas Tech is number four, all with
buys as well. Here's the first round matchups. They are
number twelve Jmu versus number five, Oregon number eleven two

(01:00:34):
Lane at number six, Old Miss, number ten, Miami versus
number ten seven Texas A and M and number nine
Alabama versus number eight Oklahoma. BYU Notre Dame, Texas and
Vanderbilt were the biggest teams left out, but you got
to win to get in, and the playoffs began on
December nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Notre Dame says they're not even going to accept any
bowl games.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Why so I looked at this as I saw a
take on this I think's pretty pretty accurate. Is that
now that they're not in and any kind of playoff.
All the kids who were good are going to forego
the bowl game anyway. So this is a way they
won't put out a garbage team and that's a bowl game.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Now they're still going to get They're still getting crapped
on left and right. Everybody said, oh, you pussy's going home.
You tod your ball because you didn't get invited to
the big dance. Yes, I think that still stands. Both
things could be right.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Well, the government is letting Southwest Airlines off the hook
for part of its big fine. Remember the twenty twenty
two winter storm AI system Oh my god, it was crazy,
canceled seventeen thousand flights, stranded millions of people during the holidays.
The airline agreed to pay one hundred and forty million
dollars in penalties, with most of that money going to
the passengers. Well, Southwest still owed the government thirty five million,

(01:01:44):
and they've already paid twenty four million. So now the
Department of Transportation they're doing something nice. They're forgiving the
final eleven million for.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
The citizens too. Holiday that for me last time, yes,
season totally.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Officials say that decision comes after Southwest made improvements to
its operations and on time performance, basically rewarding the airline
for fixing the issues instead of just paying more penalties.
Sweet do that for us all the time, might as
well do it for the corporations.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
Speaking of paying, the powerball jackpot's still up for grabs.
No new winner in Saturday's drawing. Four lucky winners did
take home some money, though one one two million, Three
others won one million each. The jackpot now goes up
to eight hundred and seventy five million, makes it the
seventh highest prize in the game's history. The next drawing
is later tonight. In case you're wondering, as we always are,

(01:02:33):
at the estimated cash lump sum before taxes, four hundred
and three million dollars. Five nights at Freddy's two took
over the weekend box office. The movie's already made back
its budget and then some, despite having a rotten Tomato
score of any guesses.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Sixty nine Any other guess.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
That would be fresh Greg twelve percent?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
What was Oh Freddy Got Fingered? Every time I hear
that title, I think of that Tom Green remember to
Tom finger This.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
Is basically like this is like a chuck e Cheese
gone crazy at least twenty five years later. Yeah, Zootopia
two fell to number two, even though it's nearing one
billion dollars worldwide. Wicked for Good moved to number three.
Oh Babe jiu jitsu kaison execution debut at number four,
and now you see me, Now you don't round it
out the top five. And finally you gotta wonder about

(01:03:26):
some of these people. Man, a Cinnabon employee in Wisconsin,
went viral on social media after she went on this
insane racist tirade.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Yeah I got a clipped.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Oh okay good. A Somali couple was doing some Christmas
shopping at the mall. They allegedly got into it with
the employee after she started making fun of the woman's
hit job. The video was uploaded to TikTok and went
viral instantly. Sounded a little something like this, I am racist.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Your q in mind like you're at the Cinnabon, right,
Yeah you think you're better than these people?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I'm saying just in general.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Liked why like just you could feel feel however you want,
but like you got your little job. Clearly things aren't
going great, you know, like things are already, I guess
pretty tough, Like, why make them harder than they need
to be? Just give them the goddamn Cinnamon retail about
to fight back on the use of racist. I think

(01:04:21):
he's thrown around a little too often.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
But that's it's coming out of her own mouth.

Speaker 11 (01:04:31):
The whole entire world.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Don't get life by the way, talking about you're talking
about you're talking about his sp You want a fire
for this? You're not going to be walking here? What
song is here?

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Don't you know the person I ever seen in my life?

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
And if the sentmon roles weren't so delicious, I'd be
out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
I have to ass not as an excuse, but was
she high?

Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
Are you on dry? You go that crazy?

Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
Is there something going on there?

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
When she said suck it? She did do the d
X suck hit from.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
He even offered her, hey to suck what?

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
Yeah, you perfect opening to throw in anything you look there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
So I had it rough for a minute. He had
to go back working at the.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Cinnamon and kept his head down and did his job
exactly right well.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Cinnabon released a statement of course that William.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
They don't align with her album.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
She was fired this yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Wouldn't that be something better?

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
But hold it, wouldn't that be something like just just
as like as a joke that they if I got
a corporation like it came out just for fun, just
to be like, you know what, we support her and
then just let.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Everybody freak out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Four hours and everybody goes like they have like some
kind of notarized things saying we're just kidding, like she's
so fired employees.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
Stock prices, lest the news would lose their mind and
would melt down.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
Well, it gets better because a fundraiser has been set
up for a little miss racist and she has raised
over ninety one thousand dollars. What society do we do that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Yeah, that's real.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
I mean that it's in the story so funny because
they love there's names on there a lot of times.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
I'm gonna see you a little extra racist cinnabon lady
comes up, I will definitely.

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
Take that down to God.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
Well that's what's going on, all right, Thank you very.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Much to Grad. More Woody Show coming up, The Woody Show.
We'll be right right right right.

Speaker 18 (01:06:36):
Show and back at it on their new week ahead
of us, Grad, what about your weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
I got a big old cheers to fifty cent for
just being the the most unapologetic hater of all time.
I can't get enough. I can't get enough of the
clips of him on ABC because allegedly and he.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Reaches Yeah, I saw this, allegedly.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Taking all these like local news interviews because he knows
they play those in prison because their network TV.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Yeah. ABC.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Oh, I guess one of the stations that's on in
all the prison so I'm sure that everybody where did
he's locked up.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
I can't take it. It's so funny. I watched the
first two last night, and I mean, I get I
think we all kind of knew a lot of this,
but it is pretty damning. And fifty just hates him
so much. I love because in this day and age,
everyone's like me, I didn't do it, what do you
mean TI? And he's just out there unapologetically just hate.

(01:07:43):
I need to step up my hater game. This guy
is like getting us new goals. I love him. I
think this is hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
So did you see where? Apparently and I don't know
like how real this is, but I mean, fifty cent
posts this as well. Somebody sent an arrangement of funeral
flowers to this place in Miami where fifty Cent was performing,
and apparently it was from Diddy, like Diddy sent this
funeral like R I P.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Fifty Cent?

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Like all right, is there anybody like that? Like I
forget who the other person in the hip hop world?
All dude, don't talk smack about him, like you'd be
in serious danger? Aren't those days kind of over? Just
like it was it the game or like there was
somebody like that, Like we're like, oh, man, don't let
anybody say nothing about blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Could you be in danger? Is anybody really scared.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Of of Diddy?

Speaker 8 (01:08:34):
Well, I mean allegedly he blew up K's car.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Yeah, he's pretty insane and a lot of allegations exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Yeah, But I mean, I don't know, man, it's just
it's it seems seems silly. Yeah, it's just like uh
like not urban legend, but like where people put this
thing out there, like man, you better.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
Not say yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Yeah, boogiey man, boogiey mankind but the fifty set, You're right, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
The is hilarious, so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
Definitely in the late nineties early two thousands. That stuff
was going on. There was shootings like outside radio stations
be dangled off the balcony. Yeah, program director is starting
to be killed if they can play their songs.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
But I can't see Diddy being dumb enough now to
send funeral flowers because that when he's got metime probation
and other issues.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
But he's getting blessed drinking already, and.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
He has a nice lady.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I thought he changed. Did you see that phone?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Yeah, is that real? I wanted to be real, so
I wanted that's the new Google? So good?

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
Oh it's real good. Yeah, that's jeers jeers to my
own ears. I don't know what's going on because every
commercial and every TV show is so goddamn loud. I'm
constantly telling I can't. I'm constantly telling the kid, my
husband turned it down. I can't take it, like, I
don't know what's going on. Well, they do on a purpose,

(01:10:02):
but it's not it's not even.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
No, they do it on purpose?

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Who doesn't on purpose?

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
Take it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
What? Who does it on purpose?

Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
The networks, the networks, the commercially, they wake you up.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
The commercials are crazy to get.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Yeah, there there's been numerous articles and.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Even newsoms because you know, we work big to small.
He says he's gonna start curbing that with the podcast commercials.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
But yeah, I don't know about podcasts where I was
just talking about television.

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
That's been going on for a while, and TV podcast
commercials are always messed up.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
I can't take it. I can't take it. But then
the other problem is we apparently have I don't know
if you guys have one of these, but we have
some like rodent repellent noise thing at our house that
I didn't know we have.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
You can hear it?

Speaker 13 (01:10:43):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
I can't hear it. That's the thing. My kid. Every
time he goes up to he starts like grabbing his head.
He's like like, stop messing with me, goes, I'm not
messing with you. How do you not hear that? I
don't hear anything?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Well, there are certain frequencies that kids can hear.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
It's crazy. We do that all the dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
On YouTube, We'll we'll do it and I'll press like
on and off so he doesn't know if I if
it's on, you know, so he can't see uh visually,
and I'll go, do you hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Oh God, turn it off, like so I'll press it
on and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Legite because there's I saw the one where it says
you could basically tell how old you are, like how
the age of your hearing based on it. And it
starts with the tone and it keeps either getting higher lower,
I can't remember what higher, and then you know, and
the age keeps counting up or whatever, and then you
can you can see just how good. Yeah, like Greg
was tapped out, I'm sure immediately.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
We should try that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
It sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
Yes, some's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
I was good, believe it or not. I mean I
was surprised, like how good mine was? Yeah, thirty years
of wearing headphones and they're.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Loud, and yeah, we should try things on this commercial
deal that the comm Act you might remember, says that
you cannot broadcast commercials at a louder volume, and if
indeed you feel that the Act is being violated, you
can report it to the there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Measure. I follow up day.

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
I actually support this though, because it is like way
too loud that they can't take it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Morgan Weekend Cheers and jeers, guys.

Speaker 12 (01:12:11):
I am officially the owner of my car. I just
made the last payment on my Toyota care.

Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
This is a big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
I mentioned I've never had a car payment in.

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
My life, only four hundred dollars car in a cyber truck.

Speaker 12 (01:12:29):
Okay, anyway, engratulations for the title.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
How dare you?

Speaker 10 (01:12:36):
How dary work for something? Oh man, I feel worse about.

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
Now you don't have a car payment.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Everybody, everybody else's room is applauding you.

Speaker 8 (01:12:47):
One weirdo, that's true, one weirdo named Dave Ramsey.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Who you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
To drive?

Speaker 10 (01:12:54):
Five years ago? God Ford? Anyway, Okay, cheers, you'll like
this one sea bass.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Screw you. Jeers to Olivia Dean.

Speaker 10 (01:13:03):
Okay, if you guys know who she is, you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Might be the new artist of the year. I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:13:06):
She's my new artist of the year.

Speaker 12 (01:13:08):
Jeers to her because I can't get her songs out
of my Olivia de the one song I think it's
called Man I Need or Man you Need. It's been
stuck in my head for weeks. Especially got a crush
on someone. It's so cute to listen to.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
She's very cute.

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
This is a sarcastic jeers, yeah, because I don't have
a real jears because I'm a cool person with a
cool life.

Speaker 10 (01:13:26):
I'm like, hey, you.

Speaker 12 (01:13:29):
Take that bitch, oh banger, this is it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
And she's so hot, will make him a lost time.

Speaker 8 (01:13:43):
Sounds like an old timey Lola young almost.

Speaker 10 (01:13:46):
She has a very wait.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
Like this, okay, get out of her head.

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
That's it's my jeers that all her songs are so good.
I listened to her full album over the weekend. This no,
I can't stop listening to the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:13:57):
Most likely she will win Artists of the Year New
Artists of the Year. Out there she looks a little
bit like Rosario Dawson kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Kind of it's just so out of touch.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Yeah, really, like every day that goes by, like you
hear about some other celebrity that's mega popular that you're like,
who the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Yeah, what's an Olivia? This is today?

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
I'm today years old, Like right now, you're right, Olivia.
You watched her on the Glenn Powell Start Live.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I did not actually.

Speaker 10 (01:14:23):
Really did a great job. But yeah, even I'm late
to the party with this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
So sounds like a sitcomed.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Thing throwback vibe.

Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
So juice to her for making hits.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers to the
full grown adult skateboarder. I saw going down the sidewalk
completely eat ass.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
It was so cheers, so delightful.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
He had a rock just whatever, like a tiny little exalt.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
All it takes is a tiny little whatever change.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
That's the worst You can balance and do that. Yeah,
eat ass, and.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
He just you can tell how happy and how proud
he was of being again an adult skateboarder and just
wove face was first into the cock.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
It was so pleasurable. Was it a longboard or irregular?

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Did he have a helmet, No, he has headphones on,
but he.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Was like thirty. Did he get up and shake it
off like nothing happened? He was in pain?

Speaker 18 (01:15:14):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
No, he was in the worst.

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
When you eat ass and you're just you know, doing
something normal, you're not like doing any tricks, just my.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Ic coffee fresh adult skateboarders who are ninety five percent
men who are way too old to be doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Stop it. It looks bad.

Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
I don't know what you're doing. It's it's annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
It's loud's loud.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Wouldn't do it?

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Yeah, I know you're on board. I know you hate
adult skateboarders too.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
That's just so loud. You knows me up. Forget that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
It's just like you're not a twelve year old what
are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
But I don't support that statement. But if you if
you're on a longboard in your old man, you look.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Like a door. Okay, well fair enough.

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
It was very satisfying to watch him just absolutely face plant.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Uh jears to myself.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
Quite frankly, I have I don't make a lot of
impulse buys online, but somehow I got stuck in a
t MoU loop and I spent twenty two dollars on
a gauntlet like Batman style.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
It's like an arm shield.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
So next next time, Yeah, I forget what it was
we were talking about recently. He's at such an incredible
waste Stanley cuffs fla boo boos. Just just just remember this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Now, hold on. This looks like something you made. I
bought it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
I bought this because I thought it'd be functional.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (01:16:33):
It's it's maybe eighteen inches by six inches.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
It's got a sweet spike at the tip for like
taking out people's throats.

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
It's like a like a gym equipment or something.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Again, it doesn't look like that. It's like right here
and you saw it and you thought I need this? Why?

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Well, because I thought, oh, maybe because I didn't see
how big it was. You know, team you never get
like a good size of things. Sure, I thought, well,
maybe this would be like a fun like it'd be
like a discrete thing I could keep when I was
out on the streets, so like if somebody came at
me with a bat or which has happened before, you know,
people throw stuff at me or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
The screet.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
That's the point is when it came I was like, oh,
this thing is huge, not the screet, but yeah, you
couldn't walk around with this because.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
People be like, what are you doing, psycho?

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
All right, I'm posting on Instagram story at the show.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
That's why it's a jeers because this is I mean, yeah,
it's like it's again like like like a Batman's style,
lide guard style.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I think it's kind of cool, That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
I think it's cool, but you can't walk around with it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
If I was eight years just get a really big.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Coat and put it under your sleeve.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Yeah, exactly like I was if I was in the subways.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
Cool Dude, I keep seeing stuff. You're making fun of
h Morgan for this, this car. I think this, I
think this, This cyber truck was a terrible burchase.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
I keep seeing. Did you see like all these things.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
About like the the the resale market for the cyber
truck in particular. Dude, you're gonna have to keep that
until it no longer drives.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
Well, I'm fine with that because it's a pleasure and
a delight to drive.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
I'm just thinking, it's like, man, the people are losing
their ass if a year later, No, I'm saying, but
just in general, like because like nobody wants them. I mean,
there's there's such a stigma on them, and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
You see more and more of them out there. I'm
just I'm look, I'm I don't. I don't make the news.

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
They've dropped according to chat GPT thirty percent.

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
But that's every new car does that though, that's not
thirty percent.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Yes, they plummet, Yeah, that that's a new Yeah. But
what I'm saying that this cyber truck compared to because
it has a whole thing on top of just a
said like a Toyota Corolla or you used Corolla. People
go like cyber truck. No thanks, thank yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
Because of all the what's been a year long smear
campaign against it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
But you think you hate it, now, wait till you
see it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
The more I drive it, the more it is.

Speaker 8 (01:18:49):
It is the future of technology, self driving, bulletproof, faster dumpsters,
faster than any of your drops.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Around, wearing that new arm shield you bought. Yeah cool, wow,
look truck, come at me, Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
The cyber truck is a true douche. Canoe says the
six to six one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
I mean, that's really hilarious and a bad insight and
an original insult as well.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Is what's up with what's going in SoCal sports? Were
Jeff G Jeff Goose, Hey, good morning, Jeff G. What's
up what he showed? Good morning? And happy Monday.

Speaker 14 (01:19:24):
We'll get to the NFL in about thirty seconds, but first,
Lebron James put the haters on shut up yesterday in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Jarones, we're two with what we talk.

Speaker 14 (01:19:36):
Lakers got to win, and yes, Lebron is old by
NBA standards, and you may not like him as a person,
but he is still the king man. He had twenty
nine points in thirty four minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
He shot the Rock very well.

Speaker 14 (01:19:47):
Luca added thirty one points, fresh off a plane from Slovenia.
Up next for the Lakers NBA Cup game Wednesday versus
the Spurs. Moving on to the NFL, Rams destroyed the
Cardinals forty five seventeen.

Speaker 8 (01:19:59):
Play co I'm shaw the thirty and who's going protect
this all the way?

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Forty eight yards? Quote other Ram I'm just touched down.

Speaker 14 (01:20:08):
Krum At two tds, Matt Stafford three tds in the win.
If the Rams take over the number one seed in
the NFC. Tonight, my Chargers were taking on the champion
Eagles at SOFI Stadium. Good news running back o' mario
on Hampton is expected back tonight for the Chargers. Listen, guys,
I'm I'm a realistic sports fan. I'm praying for a
miracle tonight. Who knows anything could happen On to hockey.
Kings beat up on the black Hawks Saturday, and then

(01:20:30):
the Ducks beat the Blackhawks last night.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Whoa gotta slow down?

Speaker 14 (01:20:33):
When I say Blackhawks too fast, it sounds like something else.
Moving out of college football, the playoff bracket is set.
Notre Dame got snubbed and promptly told the NCAA to
pound sand they won't be participating in both season. And
speaking of the college football playoffs, Indiana Hoosiers quarterback for
Nanda Mendoza was so excited after beating Ohio State over
the weekend that he was crying and excited.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
At the same time, which is just weird. Here he
is that crime.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
We're never supposed to be the decision, but the great coaches,
great David whoever thought would for now the hold.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
There's poklep jams. Let go, it's got a big one. Dude,
either be excited or cried. You sound like a thweeve
when you do both. I'm JEG and that's the so.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Cal Sport Jefgy show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Greg. These are the guys that that we laugh about.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
A Baltimore County fire employee is being investigated for masturbating
in public spaces at multiple firehouses. Can't wait, and he
made videos of him doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
He loves those firehouses. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
So, the county's health officer says that even though the
risk to others is minimal to none, they are sending
the other fire department employees to get tested at the
Employee Health Center, tested for what you know what? I
think it's just a liability thing, just to say that.
You know, like if somebody turns up with something, you know,
months from now, they're going to say, oh, Scott, but

(01:22:00):
if we sent you to get tested.

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Right now, yeah, right, you got somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
It's just a it's just a lie. I'm sure it's
just a liability anyway. So they've also been directed to
deep clean and sanitize the following areas using germicidal products
all high touch services, door handles, push plates, light switches,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
This is where a guy jerking it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Away, water fountains, bunk room, so the beds, the furniture
lockers inside, it out And thanks to what they saw
on those videos, they are and already in the process
of replacing all the ice stations.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
The ice machines.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
That's the only one that gives the ice machines at
the firehouses.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
This guy's getting penalty. He's running around joeing on all
these things.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Well, no, the the ice machines were very specific and
those have already been replaced, and most of the firehouses
that this guy's worked in, I think the other ones
are just like, hey, just measure just fresh, but like
it was kind of weird that the ice machines, they
would they say they'd be cleaning, sanitized.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
They told them the replaced.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
It's that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Huh yeah, so yeah, I guess they're pregnant.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Oh man, how do you explain that when you get
to jail, Like, hey, I was robbing houses and cars.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
Yeah, I was going with.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Here are a couple of the officials, the local officials,
speaking to the media about the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
I've been on the council for fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
This is probably the most disturbing series of allegations I've
ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I've never heard of anything like this. And I've dealt.

Speaker 11 (01:23:26):
With more personnel issues, more problems than in the back,
and nothing bizarre and as grotesque as this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Yeah, they have dealt with war, Yeah maybe I think more.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
Yeah, just being said, yeah, worse than By the way,
the horny firefighter has not been publicly named, but the
investigation is ongoing.

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
If you could Joe somewhere in the office, where would
you greg here? You had to if you were forced.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
I mean, the most exciting obviously would be right here
where I said yeah, yeah, yeah, But if you had to,
I could wait until I got home I've never understood
that's not the question. But I'm saying the most exciting
would be right here, but in the office spot.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
But in the office, Bess has that reclining chair.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
That would be pretty company.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
You know, the the uh there's a there's a room
around the corner that they use for Like these obnoxious
podcasters come in the way they walk around here, they
feel like they're so much better than everybody else who
works here. Yeah, I was like, am I the only
one picking up on this? Or did they walk around
like they think they're awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:24:30):
Because they come in all dressed up and hair and
makeup are like clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
To change they have and they're snobby to people. It's like, bitch,
you are a podcast.

Speaker 8 (01:24:37):
Have people around the pretending that they're a big deal.
Everybody has a podcast. Everybody My mom can have a
podcast today.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
See everybody walking around here, and she's never done anything
like this ever.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
We're all doing the same thing, but more people are
actually listening to us.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
It's well, i'm the numbers. It's public.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
But even like other people in the building who do
the exact same thing. It's like like we're all here,
we're all doing the same.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
But that room has a very comfy couch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Yes it has candles.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Anyway, we can't get this room dusted or vacuumed or
anything else. Meanwhile, they built this like super sweet looking,
you know, plush little podcast studio set thing. I would
totally tug it in there, did you know? And I'd
leave it right on their throat.

Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
Pillow, you know what I would do, though, But their
secret rooms in this building, on this floor, there's a
couple of them. What do you mean, Uh, there's one
all the way up the end in the hall by
the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
It's mass but there's fun things in there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
But yeah, well there's a ton of fun.

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
That's where I keep the vacuum.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
I know where.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
I know where they hide, like one of those like
skeleton keys like the master keyn't get it anything.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
I have ordered a lock pick kick because they've they've
locked up certain rooms mysteriously, including the single stall bathroom,
the Ryan Seacrest bathrooms because it keeps flooding. Yeah yeah,
and by the way, Greg, if something gets broken and
keeps flooding, we could either fix it or just close it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
I guess I guess we installed the bathroom there when
they weren't. They weren't really all that because the building
wasn't really necessarily designed for water. No, no, no, for
something to be in that particular spot. It was like
a whole thing they had to do to try to like,
you know, get around whatever they could take. So it's
flooded so many times now they're like, you know what,
we're closing it off, and I guess it's eventually not
going to be a bathroom at all anymore. Yeah, because

(01:26:25):
it keeps flooding the building, people have ruined it. Yeah,
Seacrest takes like mad huge jumps.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Yeah, you know, no Woody Show text in seven.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Well you got your chance to win your rent or
mortgage for the month of January paid. Hell yeah, well
you show rent relief that's coming up here this hour
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
That is great.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
Gordy, we got menace is here, Sea Bag Sammy Morgan's here.
Phones can call in text send your text talking to
two two nine eight seven. Let's talk about self checkout
here for a second. So talking to people who go
through the self checkout counter when they talk to two

(01:27:16):
thousand people, have you ever stolen anything from self checkout?

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Well, when it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
First started not I, but a bunch of my fraternity
brothers had all kinds of schemes.

Speaker 10 (01:27:26):
Oh yeah, when I was younger, I had schemes for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
Twenty seven percent admit that they have they have done it,
and it's more men than women. But forty six percent
of people who stole stole on purpose and and they
got caught, so they're like they went in there intending
to do it right, and then they ended up getting busted.
Now this is interesting. Rich people more likely to steal.

Speaker 8 (01:27:49):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
Forty percent of people who make over one hundred thousand
dollars a year admit to going through self checkout without paying.

Speaker 8 (01:27:56):
Oh stay rich admit to stealing O words.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
Seventeen percent of people making less than fifty thousand said
that they steal.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Yeah, you're on camera, I mean it's gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Well, yeah, they don't think those cameras are well, that's
that's how most people getting caught. These y yeah exactly
say in the news all the time. So and so,
like they know it's a a vulnerability for them, so
they're all over it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
As for why people are stealing, forty seven percent said
they did it because the essentials they needed were unaffordable, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Take them, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Thirty nine percent said they did it because the price
was just too high.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
Well that's how.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Yeah, I didn't agree with the price, so I say, yeah,
so I just took it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
Fourteen percent said they do it or have done it
in the past because of past bad experiences like being
accused of incorrectly, you know, stealing or being overcharged for somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
I understand that very well.

Speaker 8 (01:28:48):
That happened with you with the avocados or with the limes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Right, you stole on line. I did not steal. Yeah,
you stole.

Speaker 8 (01:28:53):
Something, remember because you overpaid before? Oh oh that's right,
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Yeah. One time I had two avocados and I put
that I had one because the previous day they had
double charged. So there you got. That's so that's correcting
the wrong. And then I think when it comes to produce,
if you don't know, like you have to type in
what you're looking for because it doesn't have a barcode,
and you put like a yam instead of a sweet potato.
I don't know what this thing's called. Let's just call it.

(01:29:18):
What's the difference. I don't know price.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
I'll be like, honestly, what was it between a yam
I sweep potato.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
Absolutely no, Well aren't the yams the ones that kind
of like taper off on the sides.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Yeah, the shape is different, but I don't know the
actual difference.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Put a bunch of thieves. Thirteen percent said they steal
because friends and family do it.

Speaker 10 (01:29:36):
Oh, everyone else is doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Yeah, Jina does it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
I don't know, let's a twenty nine percent said they
did it because stores are already large and profitable, so
the harm just feels minimal.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
They have a chance for the story.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
It doesn't cost me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
They want you to steal money, and then this is uh,
this is a good one too. Thirty five percent said
they see self checkout as unpaid work.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
I know, I kind of agree.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
So taking small things feels like compensation for them, scanning
their own gross.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Like that one.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
Then feel free not to.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Go there right getting the one line that's open instead.

Speaker 8 (01:30:13):
You know what they didn't do. They also didn't drive
you to the store.

Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
They didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:30:16):
You know, they didn't. They didn't whole thing off the
shelf and put it in your basket.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
You deserve compensation. I deserve compensation.

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
I didn't I did walk back to my own cary.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
I told uh, I told dumbas Tyler to come in.
He was because we were we were discussing this story
in the office these numbers, and he said, oh, yeah, dude,
not your proudest moment.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Yeah, not my proudest moment. I had just moved back home.
I was broke as hell. I needed two bookshelves because
I had all this stuff that I had to put
out and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
So I got, yeah, I needed needed book needed because
all that reading. He does exactly that I have books,
and I do, thank you, miss.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
So I go to the store and I put one
of the bookshelves in the top of the basket so
it's clear as day, like, hey, I'm playing one. The
second one it's not gonna fit on the top, so
I put it on the bottom. Yeah, and I'm thinking,
I need two of these. I can only afford one.
Need how do I do this? I grabbed the cheapest
DVD Blu Ray I could find, put it on the
bottom of the basket, next to the barcode by the bookshelf,

(01:31:16):
scanned the uh DVD barcode because the employee can't see it,
scan the DVD bar code but it looks like you're scanning. Yeah,
it looks like the bookshelf. And I just walked out
and you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
Said, like your fraternity brothers, Like, was that one of
those scams they found. Yeah, essentially they found one point
like a dollar off coupon for on like you know,
old meat or something, and they just use that for everything. Yeah,
would put it on the bottom of every single item,
so everything was a dollar off because yeah, you didn't
want to. You don't want to and I never would,
but you don't want to explicitly steal because then then

(01:31:47):
you're caught in the act. But if you want to, Oh,
it was just a misunderstanding. Oh, I didn't see. I
didn't know this barcode was there, right?

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
What do you remember the movie in My Blue Heaven
where it gets all of the sticker things, It just
starts putting it on all the filets. That's what a
sea bas my friends.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
I like, do you have anything sea bass word? Wasn't
your proudest moment?

Speaker 8 (01:32:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
I mean, I know you speaking of something that is
just malicious and awful.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
We do in high school, we did a lot of pranks.
This is before ring cameras were a big deal. Or
it existed at all in fact, and we would, you know,
we'd take people's Christmas decorations and put in other people's
yards and that's just fun. But we would also we
were like, hey, you know what is real fun?

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:32:34):
Cracking mailboxes with a baseball bat?

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
Is this the fifties?

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. We did.

Speaker 8 (01:32:42):
At one point we made a count one and one night.
That was certainly not a nice thing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Yeah, not your proudest moment. We all we all have those.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Someone says, I make one hundred thousand dollars a year,
and I undercount stuff at self checkout because if I'm
charging myself as an employee of the store, which means
I get the employee discounts.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Okay, I accidentally stole.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Another one says, I accidentally stole a bag of dog
food that was at the bottom of the cart. But
I went back in because of how embarrassing it would
be to get kicked out of your neighborhood grocery store.

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
In the grocery business, they call it bob bottom of basket. Yeah,
so if you hear somebody say that, they they mean
did you come.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
I never noticed it until somewhat recently. But in the
checkout aisles at the grocery store where I go, they
have like a thing that kind of looks under Yeah,
it does like a I don't know if it scans
it or if it's a laser shows like.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
A picture on their screen.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Okay, yeah, I never I never noticed that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:40):
That's where your hundred bottles of water go.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Yeah, I think I think we've all had that experience.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Excuse it happened, put a huge thing of water under
my under the basket and I forgot it. I don't no,
you know what I did, don't. I think I told
the story before. I was at a best Buy. I
had a bunch of stuff in my hands. I bought
a laptop bag, like a backpack laptop bag, and I
had it over my shoulder and I was carrying all
this stuff. I checked out and then walked out. I

(01:34:08):
still had the backpack on. I wasn't even thinking about it.
And I got out to the party and I went
back in and I did tell them. Nobody said anything
walking out, but because I the guilty conscious thing, yeah,
that would get me.

Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
I know we're talking about groceries right now, but I
heard I saw something on social media last night that
it was pretty funny. They call it the Armenian tire change.
So basically you like, if you have a really nice car,
you just go rent the same car and then you
change the person. I was like, what that's over.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
No, no, I mean that's what they said they called it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:46):
But it was like, yeah, it's like, oh, you have
a really nice Mercedes, it's going to cost you a
thousand dollars for new tires.

Speaker 5 (01:34:52):
Just go rent the car for that was my friend,
who again was fully Jewish. He put that tip twenty
years ago in his Jue Corner newsletter a couple of
weeks ago that my friend who yeah, he started to
like it was his. He was embracing his heritage, he said,
and so he'd be like he'd be like that, or
like at the at the gas pup, make sure you

(01:35:12):
take the hose and like turn it upside down so
you get every.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
Last claim him he's not one of ours.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
I do that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
I'll tilt the nozzle because sometimes you take the nozzle
out and it's still like yeah, it's like you have
to shake it a couple of times before you put
it back in your pants. Same same idea, Hey, you
paid for it, so he said, definitely not me. You
know the sea bass here, but I had a friend
who buys an organic produce and wrings it up as
regular appro I've done that.

Speaker 19 (01:35:38):
Well, that's just I've definitely done that. Ye're looking at
a picture eight seven seven forty four or a text over, uh,
not your proudest moment?

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Do you have something you want to share? I mean
it could be anonymous. You don't have to give us
your name or anything, but we don't know, even like
looking back, maybe at the time he thought it was
an okay idea, but now looking back and you're like,
ah my god, not my not my proudest moment eight seven,
seven forty four. Woodie, send us a text over to
two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
The Woodie Show will be right back.

Speaker 15 (01:36:11):
Morgan on scaled one to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
What would you give the Woodie Show?

Speaker 12 (01:36:15):
I want to say six to seven, but I'm sticking
with six.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
No, but to show Gina not your proudest moment?

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Okay, I admit I have done the old produce swap
when I'm ringing it up with the organic and like
cares just bring it up as an orange. Nobody cares?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Why just get the regular orange.

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
Yeah, I didn't want the regular orange.

Speaker 5 (01:36:35):
Because there's a difference getting Yeah, but that's what steps
I'm saying, Like, who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
If you want to pay the regular orange price, why
not just get the regular orange because that's the same orange.

Speaker 6 (01:36:43):
That's what I'm I didn't say it was the same orange.
I'm saying, who cares? Thirty five per cents? So they're
going to miss it. For me, it's the you know,
it's just fun to get away with something every once
in a while. When I was a kid, and I
think this is just more being meeting a jackass. I
used to love calling telethons and pranking them and like
doing like a different voice, and like just pledging obscene
amounts of money to see if I could get on

(01:37:06):
the TV that they like. But of course they never
saw that because I was like eleven, not proud. But
at the time, I really, I really loved doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
You do a lot of dumb stuff when you're a kid,
and you look back and you're like, I can't believe
we did that.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
And how did they ever believe it? It's like I
would like to give you a million dollars, Well, please
the air.

Speaker 10 (01:37:28):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
I thought that I was the only kid who did that.
I would call these televangelist people because they were asking
for money. Oh goodist, And I said, so, you know you,
I see that you want us to believe in Jesus,
and I do. I believe so hard. And then I
turned into an old man at eleven, I'm like, and

(01:37:52):
what well my money do for that? Like, how does
my money change any of it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
I got the good she's calling Jerry Lewis kids in wheelchairs.
I was calling the stupid guys in the revival.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
You are doing the Lord's work ironically, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
Well, Greg, what what is uh? You know a moment
you're not so proud of. I'm proud of his moment.
The list goes on on. Yeah, you got a lot
of good stories.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
But when it comes to money type stuff. When I
was a kid, I think, like every other kid in
the world, My first job was a paper route, and
when you had to go collect for the paper is
when you get people to pay for their papers. And
this stupid local paper I worked for, paying for it
was optional, So when I had to go collect for

(01:38:43):
the paper route, I would just say, yeah, they didn't
want to pay. They didn't want to pay, but you
still had to write their name down. And I didn't
even even bother to knock on the doors. So I
would write down like John ultra Bright, and I was
making up toothpaste names like Bill Press and Nancy Colate Colgate.
They just didn't want to pay because I didn't want

(01:39:04):
to go collect for the news.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
I get that, but I thought you'd collect the money
and then tell the paper they didn't want to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
I didn't even want to knock on the doors. Criminally,
I didn't want to knock on doors talk to people.
I just hide out. That coupled with the job that
I had distributing flyers, which I told you, I set
them on fire. I threw them in a dumpster, I
threw them down a sewer.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
Greg in college, we were supposed to send to give
out flyers on campus, and we ripped them all up
and put them in a trash can behind the cafeteria.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
Yeah, all distributed all two thousand of them. All right, men,
it's not your proudest moment.

Speaker 8 (01:39:38):
Well, I don't really have a lot of stories of
stealing when I was like a teenager, or even just
as an adult. As an adult, no, because when I
was a kid, I must have been like five years old,
and I was with a neighbor kid and we were
wearing like our pajamas. It was at night, and we're
wearing onesies, and we got taken to the grocery store

(01:39:59):
with our parents, and I convinced the kids like, hey,
let's get some candy, and we like slipped them down
the onesies and then stole the candy. And then we
thought we were like super smart and we're hiding hiding it,
but we're hiding it in plain sight under a desk
at my house. My parents, being good parents, they saw
this and took me immediately back to the grocery store

(01:40:21):
to the manager and the manager, and then the sad
sat us with the manager and left us alone, and
the manager just like yelled at us in front of
all the employees and just like scared us to death.
And then after that, I was like, no way, I'm
never gonna like do anything like that ever again.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
It's like, you know, when my mom made me go
back around to all the people at the apartment complex,
there's doors I knocked on say that we were collecting money. Yeah,
the American Heart Association, my proudest is.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Not your proudest moment. I feel like you have so
many that is the one.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Yeah, yeah, like whatever, yeah, I mean, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
That was that was just that was a mistake.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
One thing to steal, like an impulse steal. Another thing
to like concoct a scheme for a charity and then
go to door to door to take that money.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
That's because somebody had just as kids.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Somebody had just come by and did the same, Like
I wonder how much money they collect. It was so
it was just like an impulsive it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Was legit fraud.

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
And then my mom's like where did all this stuff
come from? And like we told her, you know, and
she made me go back around all the all the appartments,
knock on the door and.

Speaker 8 (01:41:32):
Yeah, I didn't have this thing though. When I was
working at the TV station, like right out of high school,
I still didn't have a lot of money. And I tried,
and I'm not successful, try to siphon gas out of
the TV station van.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
Yeah, I couldn't get it to work. I couldn't get to.

Speaker 4 (01:41:53):
Work, Sammy, not your proudest moment, I.

Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
Would say when I I mean, I did do the
self checkout thing when I was young and you know,
wanted to drink. You could buy the three pack of
tall cans. But when you scanned it, if you positioned
it just right and you scanned only one beer instead
of the whole case, it would bring up for just one.

Speaker 10 (01:42:10):
So I did that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:12):
Yeah, that way it could be like if it didn't
work out, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Like, oh my god, I didn't even notice.

Speaker 6 (01:42:15):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:42:17):
Dump And then we would We did this thing called
duct taping, where we would run duct tape along the
road sticky side up, and when a car hit it,
it sounded like they got a flat tire, even though
and they would pull over on the side of the
road to check their car.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
It was really We would hide and watch them pull over.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
And just start laughing and so there's no damage there.
We did it a decent amount, and then we got
carried away and we got a little cocky. I think
we got bored with that a little bit where we
went light posts to light post late at night in
the dark with duct tape.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
All the way over and there was a car it
stopped in time.

Speaker 7 (01:42:59):
But when we watch that one, we were like, oh no.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
That could have been.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
On a bike just taken out on the text out
to ninety seven, said, let's see, there was a hack
back in the day where we could charge your long
tance phone calls to another number. I did a guy
in a different area code, so I also taught him
the hack, so we could call each other and stay
on the phone for hours and we would charge our
calls to people in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
That's so mean, yeah, but effective.

Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
Yeah, let's see. Oh yeah, Greg, You're you're not gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Like this one. Oh, let's see. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
They they said when they were a teenager, they would
just throw all of their garbage out the window of
the car as they were not not. Not their proudest moment.

Speaker 6 (01:43:46):
Had a single tea exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:43:48):
Not see how that might be funny when you're a
kid this Texas. Leaving a restaurant without paying with a
big group of co workers. Not my proudest with a group, Yeah,
not so proudest moment for me would be when I
was sixteen experiencing my first pregnancy scare. I was too
embarrassed to buy a pregnancy test, so I attempted the
shoplift to pack from Walmart. As I walked out, security

(01:44:12):
stopped me, put me in a room, and they called
my mom.

Speaker 6 (01:44:14):
Oh baby, they should have just given her the stick is.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Jesus, yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Here here it is.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Greg throw pretty much all my trash I'll do in
the car, fast food wrappers, bottles, et cetera. And then
I did it with my mom and sister one time
and they're like, what did you just do?

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
Yeah, oh, my mom. I would be on trash detail
in the neighborhood for that year.

Speaker 6 (01:44:36):
Good.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
In my early twenties, I used to switch out the
clearance tags from TJ Max and put them on the
regular priced item. But I wasn't putting a clearance tag
on a big ticket item. It was for like, thank god,
no port okay this. Sometimes you guys write stuff and
it's like is this in English?

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Thank god for poor quality cameras in the twenty tents.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Okay, there we go.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Every time I go to the grocery store for my
weekly shopping, I get myself a little snack. Sometimes it's
a juice, sometimes it's the protein breakfast bars. Sometimes it's
a bag of chips. I walk around eating my snack
and then I throw the wrapper away before I check out.
Not proud, but I can't shop hungry. There's no excuses,
and you could just bring.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
The empty bag with you to the Yeah, you can
scan it and pay for it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
But way you are paying for that, and I can't
shop hungry for that. I I needed a ladder at
home depot. I took a bar code off a shorter
ladder to get the taller ladder cheaper. I took a
bra from Ross, I tried it on and left it
over my bra and I walked out of there.

Speaker 6 (01:45:33):
Yeah, double bag it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
I switched out earrings at Coals yesterday. I cut a
foot of PBC and I hit it at the bottom
of the basket so I wouldn't get charged. They didn't
have the price I needed, so they owed me.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Oh wow, forget it jail. Yeah, all right, well thank
you everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
Are we absolved?

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Whatever that's up to God? Not these Buila wouldn't approve
the Woody Show. Oh well that's it for everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
H chure out the full show podcast. Just go to
the woodieshow dot com, or you can also get the
podcast wherever you find your favorite podcast once again, including Spotify.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Ain't that's something yump Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
Coming up tomorrow, another chance to win gas for a
year yeah. Also another chance to win your rent or
mortgage covered for the month of January, please heaven, We'll
have some more of the Not to Marry farm passes
and a special in studio guest, the Machine Bert Kreischer.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Yeow.

Speaker 4 (01:46:29):
We will be stopping by, so it'll be good to
see Bert.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Yeah, I love that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
We'll talk to him Anthony and got for usd the meantime.
You can leave on the eighth Howers voicemail eight seven
seven forty four Woody. You can also find his follow
us on social media. Look for us there at the
Woody Show. Greg Gory Party words of wisdom. Please yeah,
stop asking people what they want for Christmas. If they
wanted it, they bought it, and if they didn't buy it,
you can't afford it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
That's so true. That is so true. I'm still waiting
for my aston Martin.

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
By the way, and again, Gina, you know what the
answer here is, what don't get me anything?

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
It's too late.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Well that's your fault. Save it for next year.

Speaker 8 (01:47:05):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
I thank you very much, Greg Gory. I would thank
you so much for giving the show some of your
valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
You know we'd love it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Tuesday. Have a great day,
SMD doublem.

Speaker 6 (01:47:19):
Your mom's a bitch, you was a bitch, and happy Holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
All you hold is bitches.