FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 9th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Showy, this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today

(00:49):
is January the ninth, twenty twenty six. You guys, today
is Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah I know, oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I just never thought it would happened to us. And
here we are winning the lottery.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Thank you for being here. Let's close out the week
and get in the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
That is Greg Gory Boy. We got Menace, China.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Grad is here, Hi Sea Bass here, we got Sammy Morgan,
Vaughn Dumbass, Tyler Bort, Menji and you. Thank you for
being here. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, if you want to be part of anything, give
us a call eight seven seven forty four Woody. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. We'll we'll get into the Duyq today. Give
a chance to win some stuff there. Basically, whatever we
can do to get through this part of your Friday
and into the weekend as quickly as it can. That's
what's happening today. You're on the wood show. It's National

(01:49):
Law Enforcement Day, It's National Apricot Day. National Here you go, Greg,
It's National Word nerd Day.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I like that, you're a nerd for a good word.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Word Nick.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Today is no pants subway ride Day. It's a balloon
ascension Day. Yeah, let them just let them go.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Let them go because they magically disappear.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
And then, just in case you're feeling that way, today's
Quitter's Day.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
They don't mamagine disappear. They go to heaven with Jesus.
That's true, especially when your dog dies. Morgan, I saw
a story thought of you. There's a boxing club in
Virginia and they're helping grow a sport called adaptive boxing.
Have you have you seen this?

Speaker 7 (02:35):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's a regular boxing but done in a wheelchair. Oh so,
I'm just thinking of all the videos that we send
each other that combined with the boxing angle on it.
That algorithm exactly right. It's uh d p I first
of all, dp dp I Adaptive Boxing Club. You know,
three to five of them competing in matches locally and

(02:57):
around the world. And uh they got about ten different
athletes who are training and yeah, they're just in they're
just in wheelchairs.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, it doesn't mean you don't want to punch people.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
I love this, hurt your body more? Why not?

Speaker 8 (03:08):
Right?

Speaker 9 (03:10):
And I had a bad idea, what and now I
got to hear it, well.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Like can we get me in there?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Will you be in a chair too? Or no, I'd
have to I'd have to literally can't just stand over.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
A couple of questions from Morgan. Number one, have you
always just had a really high pain tolerance?

Speaker 7 (03:29):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
And number two, you want to fight so bad? Is
it that hard to find a fight?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Like a fight?

Speaker 9 (03:37):
Yeah, I want to have like an actual fight, not
like a tournament, not like a backyard brawl, right, although
those are getting more popular these days.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Pain tolerance? Because I went with you to get a tattoo,
and you like joosy, that's true.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
You keep saying that you you hope to get a fight, Like,
I don't know because you're not talking like professionally, right,
you just want to have a fight amateur. Yeah, But
like is that how hard could that be? I would
assume there's a bunch of people who are like you,
who are into boxing, who are training and don't they
have almost like a like Gina's husband likes to play basketball,
you know, pick up leagues or whatever. Isn't there like

(04:12):
a fight night thing or well that's.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
What the local tournaments are, but that's where you just go.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
But they don't like day, like on a Thursday night,
like you know, oh, just come down here and you
can well, you know, kind of match you up for
based on your skill level.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Like is that not good enough?

Speaker 9 (04:26):
I want to have a fight and in a real
fight you have to weigh the exact same as the
other person. So that involves like a weight cut and
then traveling and like a whole lead up and.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
All kind of that's doable.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Yeah, I'm working on it.

Speaker 9 (04:40):
I know it's hard to explain, but I know people
that have leagues and stuff, so it's just a matter
of time of when when they're going to do something,
and then I have to find someone to fight.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
See, I would think like you could just kind of
show up and everybody does a way in and they
just match people up based on.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
A tournament.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Right.

Speaker 10 (04:55):
The Athletic commisson wouldn't let you do that. If you're
going to do a real sanctioned fight, which I have done.
You They they have health checks blood tests.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Mega legit. Speaking of you and your fighting and you
want the spar with with seed Bass. We have an
after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody that
was left for us.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
Morgan seed Bass for the sparring. What you gotta do
is this seed Bass being the superior Mail. He doesn't
have to punch back. You can dodge, you can parry,
you can work with her punches. Every clean punch Morgan lands.
That's our value.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
You can do that her gym.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
You're freaking awesome. People would love to see it late.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Not a bad idea.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
Yeah, it's parry, like when you swipe away a punch.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Right, blocking essentially. I mean, yeah, that's fine. I don't
know why I can't hit back. That's great, that's slame.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
You're the one who says, yeah, I want to hit.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Exactly Well I would, I would if to at least.
So what is it? Do you want to hit her
or no? I want to at least have the option
to hit her. Okay, you can't keep somebody, Yeah, and
Morgan should appreciate that. As a fighter.

Speaker 10 (05:54):
That's not And by the way, you don't win a
sparring match. It's designed for both people just to get better.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
The the whole point of that, though, is that it
simulates as close as you can real life events. So
you want punches coming at you, so you see what
that looks like.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Right, They're just not full force.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Hit will Yeah, hit me.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Sea Best. I wanted to bring this up for Greg.
Get Greg's opinion on this. Sea Bass has an idea
for his bathroom. Oh yes, Greg a TV person, Yeah,
I mean I'm an HG TV person. I'm not a
big I'm not a big fan of this. I know
what he wants to do.

Speaker 10 (06:25):
But because my other question you rent though, right right?
And my new place, sadly is the first one I've
had in a long time that does not have a
poopable shower.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Well it's not.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
It's not a walking shower. It's a it's a tub
with a a with a shower curtain, which.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Those poet who might be new to the show, Sea
Bess claims that he poops in the shower. It's a
center drain shower center drain, like a you know, like
a stall shower. Remove the great Yeah you're not going
to waffle stomp it through there, but you could. It's
so much.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
He claims it. Why would he ever say it not
mean it.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Because it's sounds goofy, But is that something that you
really do? It's saw the chair. Yeah, you talk about
like a filthy sand chaz or there are people really
doing that? Or is that just sounds silly? Sound doesn't
sound silly, It sounds cleaner. And again it will be
the way in the future anyway.

Speaker 10 (07:12):
So my new place doesn't have that, So I said, okay,
I'm now I'm spoiled. I love walking showers so much
and I don't want to deal with a stupid ass
shower curtain. So I looked at my new place. It's
full tile floors. I thought, well, and I turned on
the showerhead and it doesn't really splash that far. I
was like, what if I just made this into a
wet room, I'll get.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Have you seen those greg I have?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I'm not a fan. That's when you have basically a
tub and a shower in the same I don't want.
There's usually behind glass, there's a tub in the shower,
in your shower. And the reason I don't like it
is because how often do you take a bath versus
how often do you shower? You shower seven days a week.
You took a bath once every seven years, and you
think it the bath thing.

Speaker 10 (07:50):
It's just I want an open I want to open
concept essentially, and I've got myself already. I have the curtain,
remove the curt and just shower. Now, if stuff gets
on the floor, I understand that there will be some
of that. Course, yeah, I'll just get a big washable
like area rug that's that looks nice of course that
matches the decor. Throw that out in front of the shower,
so that'll catch whatever, wash that whatever once a week,

(08:11):
and I'll have an open concept.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm not sure, Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure
where you're living. You know this new place. Is it
like a newer apartment, like like where it's concrete floors
between each floor. Yes, And if you're in a typical apartment,
you know situation, I would think like is those tile
floors probably not done so podcast the landlords don't really

(08:32):
you know, go for this is luxury apartment. No I'm
saying is that any water that gets don on the
floor could then leak through down to the apartment or
whatever underneath.

Speaker 10 (08:40):
But what I'm saying I don't see big puddles or
pools of water. Again, I will have an absorbable rug.
And my only thought speaking the mold was, well, the
you know outside of the tub itself a little like
with the wall, is you know, plastered and dryballed and whatever.
I was thinking, if I really cared that much, like
the area right around the shower, that's that's painted over,
just like Scotch. But you still have I think that

(09:02):
the layouts still look weird because you still have a
tub tub shower combo.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yes, that's what I mean.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
So it's a tub. Then I don't have like that.
I don't have that.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I don't like I don't like the shower curtain pressing
up and touching me.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You walk in though, walk.

Speaker 9 (09:17):
Right.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
But I'll still have like.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
The shoulder room and it'll feel free, you.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Know, you can get somebody.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Have you seen one of those those bow those those
curves people, those are cool. No, I've seen those like
hotels and stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
But I thought they were places for gentlemen of a carriage.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
No, No, they're made forcause some tubs are just like
the older ones, especially they're more narrow, right, Yes, And
that's the thing. It's like, so when the when the
when the curtains up there, no matter.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Scraping up against it just feels cluster. It's like it
bows out.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, yeah, those are cool. I'll think about that, but
I'm going I'm going open concept first. But I wanted
to hear if.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Maybe have you ever been in a shower where you
forget something like, I don't know, you have to reach
for something, so you open the curtain, grab whatever you need,
and it's just in that one split second there's water everywhere.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I think you would regret this. Taking the car down.

Speaker 10 (10:07):
Well, I'm gonna plumb to play with it again. I
I do have a big, big old rug I'm gonna
put out there just to help catch any ofthing.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
It sounds I don't know, too moist, to damp, too damp.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
And it starts to smell nothing nothing can just like
military stuff. Dam well, making complicated, ye make it better,
make provement gets better. Inventors, well, I vote no. I
say I don't like that. Look when I see it
on those shows stresses me out. Yeah, I don't like it.
It sounds weird too, do you not, because not even

(10:37):
they they don't have the space. They did it intentionally.
Oh yeah, you know they think after you shower, are
you drying off the bathtub? Each time? They have plenty
of room, they have plenty of room to have both,
have both and not have them be like the tub
in with the shower. I don't but that don't ye alright?
Eight seven seven forty four. Wooding text us over to
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(10:58):
be right back, will be right?

Speaker 11 (11:00):
What's up with a show? Podcast listeners? Happy New Year?
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Everybody?

Speaker 11 (11:04):
It's Menace back on the streets twenty twenty six. Gonna
be in Downey, California, brand new raising Games Tuesday, January thirteenth,
from one to three pm. Doing a bunch of giveaways
as usual. We're talking about theme park tickets, concert tickets.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
What is show?

Speaker 11 (11:19):
Merge and Moore, myself and Port We're gonna be there.
Love to see you one to three pm. Nine thousand
Telegraph Road in the city of Downey, January thirteenth, from
one to three pm.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
We'll see you there. Actually, I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
You just don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Oh, we got the birthdays. Andy Porno birthday coming up
in just a couple of seconds for you, A couple
entertainment things here for you. Finn Wolf Fard is gonna
host Saturday Night Live on the seventeenth special. Guests will
be asap Rocky. Is that a Teiana Taylor?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, she's gonna hosted the week after with Geese?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
What is?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
I don't know. She's from one battle after another.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's g e s c am I saying that right,
and then it's Alexander scars Guard with Cardi b I'm
excited about that. Yeah. For you fans of the show,
why Marshals? Because the y was for Yellowstone, so it
was one of those Yellowstone spin off show. Yeah, so
the Yellowstone sequel, Why Marshals? Now it's gonna be called

(12:26):
Marshals because why why Marshalls?

Speaker 8 (12:31):
Why?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
For the why?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I have no idea. Also, HBO has renewed Real Time
with Bill Maher for two more seasons.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
The Food Fighters. They are goofing on their guitarist Pat Smear,
who has missed a few shows because he broke his
foot in a cool way. They're calling it a bizarre
gardening accident, which that that's a spinal tap reference. Because
of the O G movie. They said, the drummer died
in a bizarre gardening accident. But he did break his foot.
He did, he did. I don't know how he did it,
but he broke his foot. He's going to be out

(12:59):
for a bit, So the guitars for Beck and Saint
Vincent is gonna fill in.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
How do you not?

Speaker 10 (13:04):
Why can't you do it? Like literally, like Dave Growl
famously played with the broken foot.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Maybe because like when you're playing guitar, you need it
for the pedals, like the guitar. He plays the bass,
doesn't it deep sat on the throne. You're asking somebody
with zero musical talent our ability. So I don't know,
I have no idea. I would think that sounds like
he just wants the off. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (13:24):
When I see him performing on stage with the Food Fighters,
I'm like, is this guitar even plugged in? You know,
it's just it's just weird rhythm, Yeah, because well, yeah,
he's bass, and then I don't know, it just seems
like it's not plugged in.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I don't hear what he's doing guitarist. Uh, here's something
I thought of Greg when I read it. Nice because
the question is like, why does everyone need to know
what everyone's doing at all times, like posting stuff we don't.
Spotify is adding a new feature. It's a new message
feature that it allows users to see what their friends
are streaming in real time. So if Greg is on Spotify,

(14:02):
it'll tell you, Yeah, I'll get notified what Greg's listening
to right now. That's something you opt in form and musicals,
and if you like what you see, a friend can
send a request to quote start a jam I hate,
which is Spotify's new collaborative listening feature that's also just

(14:23):
been announced. They say both the listening activity and the
jam request will be out next month and they will
be free for all users. If you okay, I understand,
Like why everybody thinks that everybody's you know, interested in
what you do and you know what I do. Like,
And my wife and I have used this a couple
of times because it's like, oh, I want you to
hear that we're on a plane or something. I want

(14:44):
you to hear this where you can share, so like
if they have their air pods in and I'm listening
on AirPods, we could both be listening to what I'm
listening to on my phone. Yeah, it's it's where you
select where the audio.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Is a splitter but digital.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, yeah, it'll say share this audio and then it'll
him up like her. Her AirPods come up and I
can boo and just select it. That's good. I thought that.
I think that was pretty cool. And I'll give you
one last whole thing here before see what everybody else got.
But Matthew McConaughey was a guest on Woody Harrelson and
Ted Danson's podcast, and he says that he can no
longer smoke pot with Woody Harrelson. Oh no, I would

(15:20):
imagine that guy would have some pretty good he said. Yeah,
he said he just can't hang anymore. But yeah, here
here's the reason that he gave.

Speaker 10 (15:26):
The news stuff does not agree with my constitution and
my mental makeup.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
It goes the other way. Time speeds up for me.

Speaker 10 (15:33):
I've chipped front two three times, falling out of a
tree on a full moon.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, I guess he's got some really crazy powerful poems. Yeah,
so take it easy, all right, minutes what you got?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Well?

Speaker 11 (15:52):
Will Arnett wants you to stop asking him about Yes, no,
Bradley Cooper's past surgery.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Did he have it or not?

Speaker 11 (16:01):
I know it's been mentioned here on the show. And
you say that he looks different. I looked up the photos.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Looks vastly different.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
He very man alive.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
I got all conspiracy theory about it. I don't even
know if that's him, to be honest, really, yeah, that
you got to be placed. You see side by sides.
The hairlines different, the teeth are different. The teeth are
not different good different, they're bad different. Why would you
get your teeth made photos?

Speaker 12 (16:24):
He doesn't look he looks so complete, looks like he
has a mid face lift and filler. It looks like
she got a nose job too, transplant.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Man, what are you see?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
He's completely I don't think that's even I just don't
see it. But Will Arnett, why are they asking him him? Apparently?

Speaker 11 (16:45):
Radley Cooper directed a movie that Will Arnett was in
and it got released December nineteenth. It is called is
This Thing on Comedy? Com movie that made a million
dollars in the theater. And I cannot find what the
budget was on this movie.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
A million in made one million dollars.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
Yeah, but I cannot find any record on how much
they spent to make the movie interesting. Yeah, but people
keep on asking, all right, will Arnett did he get
and will Arnett said no, he didn't get any surgery.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Okay, Jinny, grab what you got.

Speaker 12 (17:17):
Well, Johnny Knoxville is bringing Jackass back to the theaters
once again.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
He looks weird. I see him in the commercials for
the new Fear Factor. He's hosting that. Yeah, dude, get
some hair dye, man.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I know, yeah, like, yeah, I think it looks good.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
See, I think, yeah when I see when I see him,
it's the same thing that I see when I look
at the mirror, and I go, all right, dude, a
time while we're on a lot of video and in
a lot of pictures, you're just gonna have to keep
up with this.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, he went, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Now. Once, once I'm done with this job and now
we don't have these cameras and stuff all the time, whatever,
then I'll forget.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
You'll go full David Letterman.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'll just let it go. Not full David. I don't
want that giant beard. But the other time, I'll stop
messing with the uh.

Speaker 12 (17:58):
Well, the It's going to hit theaters on June twenty sixth,
and the announcement comes four years after Jacks Forever, which
reunited most of the original cast know some new faces too.
Now the full cast hasn't been revealed, but it's very unlikely.
Before you ask that Bam Margera will return because he
was cut from the last film.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
He's had a lot of issues. So we'll see who's
in it.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, it sucks speaking to people not and he could
probably use the paycheck or whatever, right for sure? Yeah,
screw himself. Yeah, no, I understand. There is a story
I was reading about this woman from and again at
pardon my ignorance, but she played some who graduated in
Stranger Things. Who was the character who graduated from high
school or whatever? Oh? She played the mom. Let's see,

(18:43):
I'm graduated from high school. Now I'm bringing I'm bringing
up the story right now. I felt so bad when
I read this story. I felt so bad for this woman. Uh,
here we go. She played Max's mom. Oh yeah, on
Stranger Things. The actress's name is Jenna for Marshall. And
they're like, hey, because where was Max's mom in season five?

(19:05):
And she even though she was available for season five,
she wasn't for whatever reason. But she's been battling cancer
and she said I was in remission during the shooting
of season five. Shooting would have helped me obtain health
insurance through the Union. Maybe they had too many characters.
I don't know, but obviously Susan Hargrove is the worst

(19:27):
mother ever because Max's mom must have disappeared or died
at some point at the end of season four, because
it goes through the trailer parks. That's the part. I
don't know what it is, but I guess, like, yeah,
because the character like graduated high school, you know, and
there was all this other.

Speaker 12 (19:42):
Stuff that was going on, Like there's a montage of
everyone taking pictures with their parents.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Right, where's maxim? But doesn't that suck? Yeah? She could
have used the gig man.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
But you hear about like there are some teams, I know,
the Dodgers, they keep some guy on the page just
because like he he's got some mental health thing and
so by by keeping him on the payroll as an
inactive player, it allows him to get his insurance. Yeah,
which I thought was a really cool move.

Speaker 12 (20:10):
Yeah, what's up, Duffer Brothers. You can't afford it. You're
pulling Prince music for the finale.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I'll say, Yeah, this is kind of like a bad look.
I hate using that term, but you do better. Yikes, No,
I'm saying. I'm saying because you know, if you work
on that show, you know what she's going through, right,
and then she could probably use the insurance.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Can't you just have?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I mean, she's already an established character, her wave at
the walk bargains like like like Netflix and Strength of Things.
Isn't bringing in enough that you can just have like
some you know, I don't know, do you like a
day rate? But at least enough that she can get
her insurance going.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Through that they know?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Is the question? Or they from uh Wakanda Forever j Boseman.

Speaker 11 (20:50):
Yeah, they said that he kept as silent because they
feel like he wouldn't even got the role.

Speaker 10 (20:55):
Because yeah, well yeah, a lot of insurance companies would
have said, no, Dice, we can't have somebody who dies
halfway through the movies.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Interesting, that's what they would say. Greg Gorey, what you got?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Well, if you are not watching Heated Rivalry, first of all,
you should. It's on HBO Max. It's about two rival
pro hockey players that have an affair and fall in love,
and it's basically so a porn. It's really good, it's
really popular. But the thing is Hudson Williams. He's an

(21:26):
actor who plays this character, Shane Hollander. He did a
sit down appearance with Andy Cohen and revealed and here's
where I don't think I'm buying it. He says that
he's hearing from closeted pro athletes. He said they reach
out somewhat anonymously and confess that they're a professional player
and that they're still in the closet. Believe it's not

(21:48):
just hockey football and it's basketball hockey for yeah.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
Yeah, I mean here's why, person, I don't know if
they're like putting in d MS exactly.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Here's why I don't buy it because the show was
very much about how they won't come out of the
closet because they're going to risk their public persona and
their careers by coming out of the closet. You're going
to reach out not to a friend or a family
member or somebody you trust, but to an actor who
plays the closet.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Again, definite point.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
If that was me in real life and I'm a
football player and I see this show, I'm not going
to reach out to them and say, hey, I really
like your show, and by the way, I'm in the closet,
like I kind of don't buy it.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Would I do that?

Speaker 13 (22:27):
Know?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
I could see people doing that like a party or something. Yeah,
not even a party. But you hear about, you know,
actors talk about, oh, I played this role and people
who I don't know whether Brian Cranston played some guy
in a wheelchair at one point and he got a
bunch of crap because he wasn't an actual person in
a wheelchair. He said, well, you should have hired somebody
who's but he got all these letters from people who

(22:49):
are you know whatever whatever he had the wheelchair, and
he was talking about like how they felt, you know,
like they were supporting him. Yeah, and they never told
anybody that they were in a wheelchair. No, no, But
I think for like a like a character kind of
like hits somebody, there's a connection there and so like
you're you got to figure if you're in one of
those kind of professionals where it wouldn't not not that

(23:10):
anybody who necessarily care, I don't think, but you could
see where they'd be like the locker room mentality of
not wanting to say anything to anybody. But it's like
you're dying to tell somebody.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I think.

Speaker 12 (23:19):
I think to Greg's points, more like if an actual
real athlete came out as gay, people would be saying, hey,
thanks for doing that.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
I just think it.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Is not a lot, but they do.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
I think it's a stretch. I think you would talk
to somebody in your life and say, hey, now that
the show is super popular, I want to let you know.
I'm also in the closet, but I'm not going to
reach out to the actual actor. But if it's true,
good for them.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
I halfway believe them, Yeah, because like I wouldn't risk
like putting it in social media like DMS and stuff
like that, right because of hacking.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
He said, it's out on emails, letters, d MS and
stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
All right, thank you very much, Greg Gordoul time for
your Friday birthdays and your part of birthday go show Shiverday.
We're gonna let its shiver Dave. We won't sit. She
was like, it's Shiverday and you know we don't do
and we'll start with the celebrities. Jimmy Page from led
Zeppelin has a birthday. Today's still alive. Yeah, eighty two

(24:16):
years old.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
J K.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Simmons. Now, if you don't know the name, you know
the face. Oh yeah, j Johona of Jamison, the First
Spider Man trilogy. He was in the Closer journ on Oz.
He's in all those uh farmers.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
And Sharan say, hey just watch some commercial.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah. JK. Simmons is seventy one. Kate Middleton, Prince William's wife,
the Dutress of Cambridge, is forty four. Dave Matthews, the
Dave Matthews Band is fifty nine years old today. Aj
from the Backstreet Boys A. J. McLean is forty eight.
Sean Paul just give me a lot, and it's not
them all, some of them all. I don't even know

(24:50):
what he said. Sean Paul is fifty three. And then
he got chad Ocho Cinco. Do you think he's got
money left? Let's fine, I hope so. I mean he
made a lot of money his career, but like he
seems like a guy who would have.

Speaker 11 (25:05):
Just doesn't have a podcast that's got a lot of money.
Podcast money.

Speaker 14 (25:09):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Chadow Chosink goes forty eight years old. To don't know
it just says fifteen million, but fifteen I mean, you
know you can't make that work. Just ask no other
guys now who are talking about how that one? That's
generation six months hadow Chosinco forty eight today and then
your porno birthday is Kaylee Gunner and today's birthday. Girl,
she's filthier than a raccoon digging through a dumpster. Menace.

(25:31):
That's dirty. Yeah, majorly three hundred and ninety three fine films,
including Sorority Sluts Hall of Fame.

Speaker 11 (25:38):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
She was in Squat and Thrust Volume one, also Anatomy
of a Nasty Nurse. She was in Best Served Wet
along with a squirting on the kitchen floor and on
the floor. Yeah. And then who can forget her role?
And caught my busty neighbor masturbating.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Oh all the time.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
That's a Kaylee Gunner who's twenty eight years old today.
And at your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Friday morning. Look what's happening around the world
of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show show. Welcome back,
it is Friday Woody Show. A little follow up after

(26:19):
we were talking to the entertainment stuff, I did see
something there's so much being written up about this whole,
like who's gonna get the Wonder Brothers Discovery thing between
Netflix and h in Paramount, which then they said, you know,
they declined Paramount's purchase request. And then also, movie theaters
across the country are not happy about the idea of

(26:40):
Netflix taken over because they say it's not good for
movies at all, because Netflix does nothing but prioritize streaming,
and the movie houses are concerned that if they control
a major studio, fewer and fewer movies will get meaningful
theatrical releases. Yeah like that. They're saying, like the the
bigger theater chains like AMC, A, Regal, whatever, they would

(27:01):
be able to take that hit for a little while,
but uh, say goodbye to the smaller chains of the
local movie theaters. They would be affected the most and
probably just eventually closed down altogether. Now, Netflix did say,
according to the article, that they will they're still going
to release movies in theaters, but it's reported that Netflix
and Warner Brothers movies would only stay in theaters for
seventeen days and then be out and then on them.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
I mean that.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, as a person who doesn't go to the theater
for a lot of movies. That sounds awesome. It does. Yeah,
Now I understand that you're in the movie you know,
theater business. Oh you're not so great. But I'm not
doing much for you at this point anyway, right, Yeah,
you know. And I do enjoy when I go to
the theater, especially the ones that have like the big
company point the recliner kind of seats and stuff. That's cool. Yeah,

(27:48):
but I just don't get to as many movies as
maybe I would like to same. I think I still
want to see the movie.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
My most recent trip to the movies will keep the
movie theater in uh industry in business for the next
eighteen years. Why two Mattinee tickets forty nine dollars wickets
for it was in Imax, which I didn't know when
I bought it, but it did have those company seats.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah. But I was looking at the there was a
big list of all the movies that are coming out
in twenty twenty six, like the most anticipated ones ninety
six percent I had never even heard of. I'm like,
I don't even know what this is, but you know,
it doesn't look for me. I'm just kind of looking
at it like, huh, maybe I'll get to the movies
once and that'll be for the Peaky Blinders. Yep. Oh okay,

(28:30):
when the Peaky Blinders movie comes, and I might not
even make that, I'll probably end up just watching that
on Netflix because it's gonna be out like what a
week or two later on Netflix. Yeah, so it's working
that way. So Netflix has Peaky Blinders, right, and so
it'll get released in theaters and then on the twentieth
I think of March. It's on the sixth in theaters,
and then on the twentieth, I think is when it

(28:51):
ends up being uh, just right there on Netflix.

Speaker 12 (28:54):
Yeah, it's almost just like a novelty to go see
it in the theater because it's.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Going to be there in a week anyway.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
What about Devil verst Product two coming out this year?
Like I did go back to go see when they
at the end of October when they had Back to
the Future in theaters for that living that weekend run.
That was cool. That was fun.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
If you were told you could never go to the
movies again, would you be devastated?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
No, I'd be fine. I'd be fine. Nothing. You can't
see movies ever, exactly movies. Just don't go to the
movie eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us hit
us up Friday check ins over to two to nine
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(29:37):
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to it again.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
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Speaker 3 (29:42):
That's great.

Speaker 11 (29:42):
Gory got minutes. Hi, there's Gina, greg Sea mass Sammy,
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Speaker 3 (29:49):
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Speaker 5 (30:04):
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Speaker 4 (30:08):
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Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, just make sure you tell us who you are
and then where around town you are and where you're
listening so we can I give you the proper credit
when we hit up those check in All right, we
got some trending news headlines. Jena Grads got those four
US well.

Speaker 12 (30:22):
Federal agents are in the news again this morning after
they shot two more people. This time was in Portland
Border patrol agents stopped a car that they thought had
two gang members in it, and according to Homeland Security,
when the agents I died themselves, the people in the
car tried to run them over, so one of the
agents fired his gun at the car, hit the man
and the woman inside before they took off, and the
mayor of Portland called on ICE to stop working in

(30:45):
the city until there's a full and independent investigation and
nerves still on high, still edgy in Minneapolis after an
ICE agent shot and killed a woman on Wednesday. Official
say she tried to run over agents with her car,
but state official say that's not what happened. Governor Tim
Walls says the National Guard has been put on standby
just in case things get crazier, and the eight we

(31:07):
know a little bit more about these two. The agent
has more than ten years with ICE and was seriously
injured in that situation. I'm sorry, seriously injured in a
situation just like that last year, so this is happening
him twice. Meanwhile, the woman was an anti ICE activist
who had recently moved to Minneapolis to help keep an
eye on ICE operations, and the first of the two

(31:28):
college football semifinal games went down last night and.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
It was game was crazy, busic classic, Ole Miss and
Miami battled all night long.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I'm watching less news, Greg, and I'm watching stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, I'm surprised that you're watching college football, though I
will when it gets to like the plaff.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I was talking. I was talking to dumb mass Tyler
about this because we were talking about last night's game.
He's rocking on Miami Jersey this morning, and and I go,
you know what I mean? I said, you know, in general,
I'm not a college football fan, right, And the main
reason is anything happens in the game, whatever first down,
here comes the band over zealous. I hate marching bands

(32:10):
so much, and the bands are so big it's like
after every game, ever, every play, it's like so that
it's a big turn off for me. I know a
lot of people love them, keep everything. I get it fine.
And also I have no real rooting interest because I
never I never attended any college, so I don't really
care a team, you know, But yeah, I will watch

(32:32):
the n B A I don't watch the NBA, but
I do pay attention, like when it's down to the finals,
not the semi finals. Even but like I'll watch the
games when they're at the finals.

Speaker 12 (32:41):
You don't like when they take a shot and then
you hear like the Super Mario Brothers, like one.

Speaker 11 (32:45):
Not like no, no no. I didn't notice that, but
now I'm gonna notice it.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
It.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I'm gonna hate that too.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
This might be an unpopular opinion, but you know what,
I nega ultra nuclear hate at baseball games Oregon.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Oh no, you guys are like that. I don't know.
You're gonna ask what's the difference in the march band.
I don't know what. I can't explain the difference, but
to me, there is a difference. I don't mind the
organ at the baseball Yes, damn it do. I hate

(33:18):
a marching band like organists. Do you know what year
it is?

Speaker 12 (33:21):
There are times I'll go down a rabbit hole and
just find marching bands from football games just because they
think they sound good.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, well, you're a dork at heart.

Speaker 15 (33:29):
That's true at heart. Everybody a first down.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
It's what men says about Like the Renaissance era, all
they had was paintings and stuff.

Speaker 11 (33:44):
But now we have TV, we have TV, we have movies,
we have new music technology.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Don't have to go to the opera DJs.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Like hit music. The game is crazy, man. It did
remind me of the Steelers Ravens game the way, like
the fourth quarter of that game was just so crazy.
It mind us all the crapping blood that I was
doing with the Steelers and that game last night. It
was just this back and forth and ye, super exciting.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Thirty one to twenty seven. So now they wait.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Michael Aran was pumped. He was with like the chicks,
the college chicks after the game. Like that guy. Man,
if I didn't know any better, I would say, he's
you know, he's a he's partying, if you know what
I mean. He's getting all railed up. Maybe right.

Speaker 12 (34:28):
Well, now they wait for the winner of the Peach
Bowl that's gonna between Oregon and Indiana. And another day,
another coach fired. This time it's Miami Dolphins head coach
Mike McDaniel. Just a few days ago, McDaniels said he
expected to help with the team, help them find a
new GM, but rumors picked up after the Ravens let
John Harbaugh go and Miami.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
May have reached out to Harbor even though McDaniel was
still there.

Speaker 12 (34:50):
McDaniel coached for the Dolphins for four seasons, made the
playoffs twice but never got past the first round, and
now there are eight head coach at openings in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
It is that the Detroit Lions already reached out to
Mike McDaniel about taking the job as the offensive coordinator.
Oh wow, would be you'd be good at that. I
don't know if he's really a head coach.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
But well, do people see that as a demotion, Like,
I'm the head coach? What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I mean, you want to be the head coach? Yeah,
but I mean there are organizations where, you know, especially
with what the Lions have and the you know, the people,
the players that they got, I mean, that could be
a really good opportunity. And then you can get another
head coaching opportunity at.

Speaker 13 (35:25):
Some point, right, Yeah, And sometimes you really are just
good at that job.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Yeah. Yeah. Well, NASA announced yesterday it.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Pays Okay, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, I'm still.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Going to eat tonight.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (35:38):
Well, NASA announced yesterday that they're bringing back the Crew
eleven astronauts. They're going to bring them home on Saturday,
which is weeks earlier than they planned, and the reason
is because one of the astronauts has some medical scare.
They had it at the International Space Station and while
they're stable now, it's bad enough that everybody has to
come back. We don't know who it is or what happened,
but NASA want to make sure that everyone knew it

(35:59):
wasn't because one of their operating procedures. But this situation
makes it the first one since nineteen ninety seven where
an astronaut crew had to come home early because of
something like this. And finally, bored, I might need your
input on this. According to a bunch of different reports,
it looks like McDonald's will be bringing back their Pokemon
card promotion at some point in the spring. Yeah, we

(36:20):
don't have details yet, but apparently the promotion will be
for happy meals and you get a four pack of
cards with the meal. The cards are always reprints, but
there is a slim possibility that there could be a
new Pikachu card with exclusive artwork. Nice and that happened
in Japan and chaos broke out.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Let's be civilized with this one.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
It will go crazy.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
People born civilized in Japan about it. Oh, I'm just
saying if they're not being civilized.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Imagine mass people still.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
Died over they know the chicken sandwich that Popeyes like,
legit dies.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
That wouldn't have happened in Japan. Yeah, that would have
happened if you guys want to be civilized about it.

Speaker 16 (37:01):
What happened last time was that not only was every
single drive through line out the into the street for
every single McDonald's, but people were actually going and buying
hundreds of Happy Meals every single time, adults, and then
tossing the food out.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Oh how much would.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
One of these new Pikachu carts even be worth? Like
a good amount of money?

Speaker 16 (37:19):
Or is it just if it's a new one exclusive
to McDonald's. Dude, it could be anywhere from two hundred,
five hundred, six hundred maybe.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
As much as something, not as much as I thought it.
Dodo will pay for it, glad.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Everybody's just drowning in money right.

Speaker 12 (37:31):
The new Happy Meals are expected to be released between
February and March.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
That's for Pokemon's thirtieth anniverse.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
What would be more embarrassing doing that?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Waiting in line for this?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Now? What would be more for you personally? Okay, for Greg?
What would be more embarrassed? Embarrassing going to a restaurant
and eating by yourself hmmm, or walking into a McDonald's
and ordering a happy meal just for yourself, forget what
the prize or anything else, and then you're trying to
get like it's not even close. McDonald's would be.

Speaker 11 (38:02):
You're not thinking about, dude, because you could have a
storyline with No.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
No, you don't.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Get to lie.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
You know, he doesn't get to use them.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
To use that.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Yeah, no, he can't know, he can't lie.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
You're absolutely right.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
The McDonald's thing would be mortifying.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Because we're taking we're taking the situation at face value,
like what would be more embarrassing?

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Because so mortified, I'm to resell it.

Speaker 10 (38:33):
Yeah right, Well that's what's going on with Thank you
very much, Jinagrad.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
We're gonna take a quick break. We got more WHATOI
show for you. Next thing. Show back in a minute.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Now to show.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Anybody got any exciting weekend plans. I'm going to be
in the city of San Francisco.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Lucky excitement.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, oh, speaking of samud mind, so go back before
I forgot I meant to mention this five different times.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Today is the official twentieth anniversary of our first show together.
Are you serious? It was January ninth, two thousand and six. Wow,
crap insane. Twenty years. It feels longer because there's a

(39:32):
lot that's happened. And I'll tell you what, I don't
mean that as a as a as a negative thing, right,
because we worked together for a number of years, and
then there was like a gap of five year gap. Yeah,
you know, like relationships five years. You know, in relationships,
there's like that gap. We were dating for a while
because we got because we got fired and then took

(39:53):
a break. Yeah, and then that's when I went and
did the morning show with my buddy Rizzuto, and then
we got the band back together in twenty fourteen. But
the first show where it was myself and Greg yeah, right,
Menace hadn't even joined the show at this point yet,
but it was it was January ninth, two thousand and six. Yeah,

(40:15):
So how did you remember that? Because it was Howard
Stearn's first day on Sirius XM, and I replaced Howard. Wow,
we replaced Howard on his station in San Francisco. We
were hired by his company, well his former company, CBS Radio,
to replace him in San Francisco. Yeah, my god, I
was just in the building, right, men is working, Menas

(40:38):
is working at one of the other radio stations would
appear in the Shadows.

Speaker 11 (40:44):
Yeah, I did because I was listening in the morning,
because at that time, there were so many shows that
signed on and I worked on a previous morning show
and I would listen to this show. I was like,
this is the show that has the most potential of
there's anybody who knows Radio Man's Menace. I did called it,
And I was like, this one I did call it?

Speaker 5 (41:05):
You did.

Speaker 11 (41:05):
It was the only show. It's the only show that
survived during that time, which is also true and pathetic
if you think about it. I was like, this one
is the show that's going to survive, right, and I
should be a part of it. So that's when I
kept on meeting you in the shadows and yeah, hey man,
if you ever need any help. Yeah, I'm like, who
is this guy like kind of like you know, crooked

(41:26):
off pants, baggy, Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Oh yeah, white man, hardcore lesbian and it is a
hardcore lesbian.

Speaker 11 (41:35):
You know.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
He just looked he looked like he came right off
the streets. Yea, yeah, well I did come my previous
station was like yeah hip hop.

Speaker 11 (41:42):
Right, Yeah, it was fun though, Yeah, that's so crazy
years twenty years ago.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Wow, that's five high schools.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Damn so weird. Almost half our lives. Oh damn that weird.
And then you know, I just got to know each other,
and over the years, more and more people always it's
it's kind of a gay way to describe it. I'm
always right. I've always said the Wizard of Oz where
it's like, you know, I was off on this journey, right,

(42:13):
and I met these people along the way. And these
people that I met along the way, I end up hiring,
you know, So I get I get hired. They're like
all right, we want you to come here. And I
go okay, and I say, well I'm gonna bring these people.
They go okay, cool, and then uh on the way. Yeah.
And then Greg was already working at the station, because
when Howard Sterne was on that radio station, he was

(42:34):
the guy running the board. He was he was he
was the guy running the keeping it on the air
and doing the local traffic and stuff and stuff like that,
and so well, I know you're gonna want to like
get a producer and stuff. You should really talk to
this guy who's here. His name is Greg. And so
I had one lunch with Greg, and I'm like, this
guy's great.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
We went and I remember that lunch. I don't remember anything.
I basically have legal Alzheimer's. I remember that lunch like
it was yesterday. Yeah, it was twenty over twenty.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
Putting on your greast, your greast, your best Greg face or.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
You're just casual was cool whatever, chill.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I mean if that, if I hadn't started working with Woody,
I probably would have just left.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
I don't know. Yeah, So anyway, and then you know,
met Greg and then men men and men right and
so like just men has met his wife in that
time because she worked on the show at one point.
So see how things just yeah, anyway, she's yeah, so
twenty twenty years Yeah, and got to got to know

(43:35):
Greg Moore and realize what a complicated person you want, right,
you know, like to not wanting to buy toilet paper
at the door. What's the other thing you don't like?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
De deodorant? I think I can be just so weird,
so embarrassed to buy that. If I have to get deodorant,
that is a self checkout thing.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Don't you want people to know that you care about
smelling good.

Speaker 12 (43:53):
I don't want anybody to like associate you with a
body of with.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Medical type things medical deodorant, toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
But what's medical about deodorant?

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Medical? But anything personal hygie, Let's look it that way.
Social hygiene. Shampoo, so open shampoo, that's fine. To paste,
razorsthpaste is fine, Razors is fine.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
But toilet paper, deodorant like smelly stuff.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah, like anything like cologne, medicinal. Uh no, I actually
take pride in fun, but I like so weird.

Speaker 11 (44:24):
Can I say something though, Woody, and will you agree
with this that old Greg was very intense.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Oh yeah, well he's always been very professional. Yeah, it
always seemed like kind of on edge that he would
blow up. Oh you're not kidding. Yeah. I like new Greg,
but old Greg seemed very Yeah. I was very angry
Greg in the role as the executive producer of the show,
I was very mama bear. He was very business, which
you know that's said, that's a lot of times what
that what that job entails.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yeah, And to be fair, we have to look at it,
like you pointed out twenty years ago, it wasn't as
I'm not going to say easy as a is now,
but it required we have twenty more years of experience, right,
and it required a lot of phone calls, a lot
of emails, and like getting guests in required a lot
of coordination. Were in the heart of a city that

(45:13):
had no parking, so you had to deal with parking
issues that you know, it was just more complicated.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
And you're with a woman too, and I was married struggling.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
It was still straight you guys, married to a woman.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Finger clotes and it was just more of a complicated thing.
So yeah, people made me mad. I would get angry
and then I would scream at people and that.

Speaker 11 (45:35):
People don't act like you know, mistakes are a big
deal now, but back then, I you know, any little
type of mistake would be the end of the world totally.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Well, now since we've got the band back together, it's
been twelve years since that Yeah job not crazy, it is. Yeah,
it'll be twelve years in April. Yeah, wow, which is
which is crazy? And well goes all the way back
to that first show January ninth, two thousand and six
and San Francisco where Menace is going this weekend. Yes,

(46:04):
sorry Menace for the tangent. I would have forgotten if
I didn't bring it up right then and there, I
would have forgotten to mention that to you guys.

Speaker 11 (46:11):
That's cool. Well I'll go like pull one out at
our old station. Are you going for any kind of
thing or just I just get a pick of my dogs?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Dogs have been.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
There, the in laws, anybody anything else I have.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Unlike you guys, I think it's unlike you guys who
are friends with your neighbors. I know your friend leave
with your neighbors. We actually socialize with their neighbors. We
have these new neighbors who were we are gonna hang
out with. Try to get to know why because it's
a couple of gay guys and there are no other
gays in the.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
You guys gotta stick together.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Houpen that property value right left.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
We're gonna try it out.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
That's good.

Speaker 12 (46:50):
I am supposed to go to a baby shower. But
this baby shower is you got to put stuff together.
I thought it like task grabbit, hiring you to go
in my place.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
Okay, I don't decorate.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Well yeah exactly. Because she's like, oh my god, that's
my favorite. We're at the age where it's like we
don't need to be like smell this diaper is it Eminem's?

Speaker 12 (47:11):
Or snicker like we don't care about that game. You
just want to like hang out like whoever can drink?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Drink?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Help or put stuff together? But I don't put stuff together.
I'm not I'm not a good mechanical brain. I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 13 (47:22):
I love putting together together furniture. Please let me, I
would love it.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Why would you invite people over to do that?

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Yeah, that seems we know a friend of ours volunteered us.
She was like, oh no, no, no, we'll all just come
over with, will we? So I don't know how to
do it?

Speaker 12 (47:39):
So what I don't know if anyone has this suggestion
on what other role I can play. I can refresh
their drinks, I can DJ, I can tap dance anything.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
But like, well, if the slut a goes in b.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
I don't do that. I don't know what that means.
I can't be a part of that.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I love their dog or don't go I probably shouldn't. Yeah,
that's the role you see the friend that doesn't good?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
That's good. I will door dash them food from my house.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
No, no, you need to be busy so you should
be in the kitchen cooking while they're putting together.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
They could do that whol emergency. There was a pipe
that yeah, ye see good excuse, Yeah, it'll cook something.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
My house flooded.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, well, hope you guys have a great weekend. Hit
us up on the text any kind of a Friday
checking you got for us? Over to two to nine
eight seven The Woody Show. We were talking about, you know,
Greg being embarrassed by toilet pet I mentioned how today
is the anniversary the first the first show that we

(48:40):
ever did together, right twenty years ago, and all the
stuff that we very quickly learned about Greg and how
complicated he is, and so many and so many ways.
The toilet paper thing, the deodorant thing, it reminds, it
reminded me. I don't know if you're gonna want to
tell the story. God, do you know the story I'm

(49:01):
talking about, Like about how you stopped off at the
grocery store because you had a guest.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Oh, I'll tell.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
That, Okay, I don't want to get to it because
if you don't have that, I got something. I got
something else that will speak to Greg and we can
talk about something.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
But it ties in perfectly with what we're talking about,
because it's so out of character for me, So keep.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
It, keep on.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Greg's the guy that doesn't want to buy toilet paper
of the store because it's embarrassing. Because it's embarrassing, right, But
this was fine.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
This is because like it's like the equivalent of a
drug addict rooting through the trash to find like a
needle because you need a needle for something.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I think the only person in the room right now
that doesn't know the story is Morgan.

Speaker 11 (49:42):
Okay, and I just I just want to say it
was also a really wild time in your life.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Too, absolutely, you want to set that up. This is
like after the divorce.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
So got divorced and went straight headfirst into a total
whole howand left and right.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Because Greg, Greg went from being married to the woman
and then coming out and then went right into like
a gay horror fan.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
And why wouldn't I was living alone, I was divorced
out and I'm like, this is the time, yeah, you know,
so go into the mega horre face and this story
is so fun. I was having like one night stands
and going on stupid dates and all this stuff met
this one, this one guy online who lived let's round

(50:26):
it off to three hundred and fifty miles away. So
what are you going to do in that case? Oh,
you're going to fly them in sure for the weekend.
So we'll call it a one weekend stand. Never even
met the guy in person, right, but flew him.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
In to your house? Or did you get a hotel to.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
My house like an idiot?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Right?

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Drive to the airport to pick him up. Hi, nice
to meet you, knowing damn well, what we're about to
do all weekend long? All weekend long at my house.
So on the way back to my house, having barely
known this guy, said, what do you like to eat
in the morning for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You know, because you got to entertains?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
He says, well, I like oatmeal. He said, Oh crap,
I don't have any oatmeal at home. So we got
to stop on the way back to my house. So
we stopped at the grocery store and we realize we
need a couple of other things as well.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
The essentials for the weekend. A couple condoms, lube, an oatmeal.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
Yeah, you don't want to buy deodorant, you'll get that
combination of things.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Go in and luckily it was at night and it
wasn't too busy and the store was still open.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
It's still under these circumstances, like I realized, you're like
in everything when you're horny, everything's a good idea. Okay,
but now, Greg, you won't put a deodorant. But condoms
aren't embarrassing because a lot there are a lot of
people who aren't embarrassed by toilet paper, Oran, but they
they would rather almost get you know, risk getting caught

(51:59):
shot uplifting the comment condoms, then take them to the counter. Ye.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
See, the more you say that, I'm complicated, I'm starting
to agree with you because because condoms, to me, it's
almost like, yeah, check it out, I have a need
for this.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Yeah, I think the lube is the most same.

Speaker 9 (52:16):
Loo feels very embarrassing, even as a woman in a
combination like Loube.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Maybe not because of the gay thing, like you know,
they don't dudes don't produce it any natural natural lubrican true,
So yeah, I spit it on.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
You know, I'm saying at the time, there was like
no inkling of embarrassment or.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Oh there was, but I powered through, Okay, I mean
it was definitely embarrassing. Especially like it's so blatantly obvious.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
And there's a self checkout.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
You're here at the.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
No you hear at the grocery store at like whatever,
ten thirty at night and you're buying lube.

Speaker 11 (52:48):
Did you go to say hi, I'm Greg Goory and
I noticed that the price of the lube marked incorrectly
correctly difference.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
We got a price check on the condom.

Speaker 15 (52:59):
In the want to get on the pa and you know,
the cashiers like, what does the oatmeal have to do
with this?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
How does this their love making?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah? So this this poor guy that he trafficked in
for a weekend worth of sex, he got the oatmeal
go well bottom.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Once you got home, I thought, weird. Yeah, yeah not.
I mean obviously you entertained him by just whatever, throwing
the TV on, tons of alcohol and at the time
I smoked. This guy was a total gym rat And
luckily he smoked, so at least we could go in
the backyard and I have a cigarette. Yeah the while, Yeah,

(53:44):
while you're having a cigarette, you can talk about Okay,
what are we going to do with these condoms?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
And smoke something else later, all right, So just out
of pure curiosity, so you meet this guy online. From
from the time you met him online, first started talking
to him online till you said, oh, i'll fly you in.
How long was that time period? Like how much had
you actually had any kind of conversation.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Between like chatting online and then having him physically at
my house.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
From the first chat to the invite probably same day day.
Oh my god, the thought he was really hot. So
how does it go? Like you pick him up at
the airport, Hey, nice to meet you. You stop off
for the oatmeal in the loop and the condoms, and
you get back to the house and it's kind of

(54:29):
it's the elephant in the room because everybody knows.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
You're there for one reason.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
What's going on here? Yeah? Yeah? So like how does that?
How does that start?

Speaker 9 (54:37):
Like?

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Uh, like, how do you get that?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Right? Okay, now so you're here now, so I guess
we're going to have sex.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Now.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
I feel like it's the host. Do you have to
make the first move?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Kind of I think for more trafficker Yeah, yeah, what
do you mean the generous person?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Ht I trafficker in charge.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
I think from what I remember, we started just by
like watching TV, hanging out kind.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Of Netflix and chill, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Exactly, and then I think it advanced to the bedroom.
I guess, but there was no chemistry. It was awkward.
It's awkward to talk about it.

Speaker 12 (55:14):
Did you ever think to yourself, what kind of guy
would accept this invitation?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
But he's the guy who who's the guy who extends.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
He accepts it. That's weirder to me. People throw out
invites all the time.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
And he was like, yes, I will get on the plane.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
He saw my photo and clearly wanted to travel the
same you flew somebody in for sex.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
Climb on like Spirit Southwest.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
I think it was Southwest. I mean it was nothing
nice and then the weird the thing that sucked the most.
This was a Friday night, and I realized, oh my god,
he's here until like Sunday evening. And by late Friday
night I was over it. And I don't remember what
we did during the day, like oh, you want to
go slight saying.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Did you talk to him again?

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Ever?

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I remember his first name. I don't remember his Oh
actually I might remember his last name. His first name
was Joel.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
That's all. You can find him on Facebook, say he's
doing now. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
I don't remember his last.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Joel oatl.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Yeah, a big fan of oat.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
As we get into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world, I'll tell you we have your
dumb ass contest, so this out, which is the d
u i Q. We'll play around at the d u
i Q. Give you a chance to win there also,
if time permits, wood He show Friday. Okie, Yes, yes,

(56:47):
you posted that twenty twenty five recab video.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Yeah, that was so good.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
It was good on our on our Instagram over the
over the holiday, and I saw a lot of comments
in there. I saw a lot of love for for
fridi ok funny. Yeah, just in general, just the just
the fun and the I don't know, man, I think
people are speaking. They either love it or they hate it.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
There's no like really in the I don't hate listen
to it.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
I'm saying, but I saw I saw a lot of
positive stuff and the people mentioned because it was it
was unassisted. It wasn't like you know, what do you
think about Fridioku? Yeah, you know it, what do you
think about Frodioku? It was But I'm not going to
pretend that everybody loves it. But nobody loves it anything. Yeah,
I know, but it's.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
It was well received.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yes, yeah, it was that, and that was the point
if time permits, which now probably we probably now don't
have time anyway, your chance to win with the d
y Q that's coming up here in just a couple
of seconds. Oh we do have.

Speaker 17 (57:46):
Yama. Did you know that China and Japan actually a
dif friend country. Oh, if you look at the map,
you can see this is a whole thing. Is a
China and Japan? Is this real beauty country?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
But here it is time to play another round of
is it China or is it Japan?

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
All right, so this is I'm gonna tell you about
a thing in the news that I read, and then
you just have to guess. Guess is the story out
of China or is it from Japan? Okay, okay, mm hmm. Now, Greg,
I thought about you on this one too, because every year,
one of the country's biggest insecticide companies they hold a ceremony.
I got a temple and everything, and it's dedicated to

(58:30):
all the bugs that died during their pesticide testing experiments. Yeah,
so gone but not forgotten. The ceremony has photos of
various insects, whether you know mosquitoes or roaches and mites
and all the stuff, right, and they're all posted in
front of it you'd see at a funeral in front
of an altar. And they pay their respects. I mean

(58:52):
they say, they say, it's a valuable opportunity for us
to look back and express gratitude toward insects. And that's
a tradition they have been doing for forty years. Wow,
that's respectful.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Yeah, I think we all have the same guests.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Is it China or is it Japan?

Speaker 13 (59:09):
The pesticide testing to me, says China in general, but
then Japan for the ceremony after China.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
They test the pesticides on the people. I'll say, Japan,
this is one Japan.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Japan.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
I'm I'm getting a feeling for China.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Japan.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Japan, obvious Japan. The answer is Japan. Yeah, incredibly respectful.
It's free free advertising to bug.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Look all these bugs we killed.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, you're right, check how good we are. And that's
how you play our original trademark copyright game. Is it
China or Japan?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
I mean they did give their lives for testing.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
They did. It's education heroes. This segment we got the
d u i Q coming up decks. There was a
drunk in the news. Cops in Florida saw this woman
walking by, who was you know, she was just drinking
straight from this liquor bottle. Nice, but you know, the
weird thing that stood out to them though, is that
this chick had her pants and her underwear down around
her knees and she was just airing out her ass

(01:00:11):
and her vage. And the officers they go to question her,
she didn't like that, so it was now a choice.
It's you know, the fight or flight mode kicks in,
and she was all out of flight, so she went
right in the fight the cops. They were able to
get her on the ground into custody. The bottle she
was drinking from was about seventy five percent gone already,
so she was pretty ripped and she was hit with

(01:00:33):
a handful of charges, including public public consumption and exposure
of sexual organs.

Speaker 10 (01:00:38):
I chinea hurt your pants, sexual sexual Well, she had
a great chance to pee on them, could yeah, yeah, ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Ladies usually don't have that opportunity. Well, you're supposed to
do that, if there's an attacker, you're supposed to pe
on them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yeah, there was another drunk chick in the news, This
forty one year old broad in Louisiana. She was hanging
out in this pond but naked. Keep in mind she's
she's drunk. Now. This pond not on public property. The
guy who owned it tried to get her to scram
but she ignored him, so he calls the cops. Cops

(01:01:12):
show up. Who cares. They told her to hey, get
get out of the pond, but she refused, told him
she was quote trying to be a mermaid. That's listed
in the very cheaty I'm just out here mermaiden. Long
story short. They eventually had to tase her ass which
I would love to see a video that, but not
before she kicked and punched one of the officers. She

(01:01:33):
was arrested taking the jail. The neighbor say, by the way,
not the first time she's done this.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
What about damage?

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
Could she possibly be doing in a pond like pond
and she'll get an infection but the pond will be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
The pond you get hurt, A pond you can't. But
if if you're if it's private property and you are,
then yeah, something happened to her people could turn around
and andsue you what I've brolla coverage for have umbrella
coverage for that. I'm sure you do what we all haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Doesn't the thought of swimming in a pond grocery.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
It's disgusting, get stabbed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Ponds and ponds and lakes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I don't like lakes either.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Lakes you feel so dirty when you get out of
that water. I love Lakeshower bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
We talked about this before. Yeah, we stand on when
you stand on the on the bottom of your feet
hit the bottom of the pond of the lake, it's
a sludge.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Weirds, dead bodies.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I would I would give.

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
I would say, like late the Great Lakes maybe the
only exception Lake Michigan's that's basically an ocean at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Yeah, I did. Like when I lived in Chicago, I
went up to they have beaches like right in the city.
Really good ones. Huh, really good ones. Yeah. They're nice
for for Chicago. Yeah yeah, I mean, look, yeah, you're
not going it's not it's not like some Caribbean Fiji
beach to beaches.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
In England too, for England.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
But it's it's fun. It was nice hot summer day.
You go down there and I went into uh, I
went into the lake and that that wasn't as bad,
but still there is still that like slime. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:03:08):
I've been to the ozarks a million times Minnesota and
that bottom.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
You'll never get past that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, Gil, Now when you're talking about you know, either
you know doing jet skis or you're on like one
of those tubes getting pulled by the boat and like
that kind of stuff is fun. Yeah, yeah, the best. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
I did wave running in Whitefish, Montana. It was like
the Legal Ocean basically.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he is the phone number?
Go ahead and give us a call to play the
duy q next if you want to be our contestant.
We're looking to get somebody lined up right now. Morgan's
going through the phones. But the number to call if
you want to call in and play simple game or
sea Bass talks to these drunks, ask someon what he
says are very simple trivia questions, and most of the
time they are very simple. I say, Hey, what's this

(01:03:50):
pond we're sitting in.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
What's it called?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah, so if you can guess two out of three times,
if the drunk person will get the answer, right or wrong,
you'll be the winner. You have a chance to win
a prize. But right now, caller uh on the phone line.
I's gonna say, we don't need a particular number, just
to call in eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody if you like to play,
and then we'll do it. DUYQ. Next on the Woody Show,
Hang on, No Woody show a bit, This is no

(01:04:19):
You and time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's
dumb ass contest, of course, is the IQ d u IQ.
You want to be our contestant. Eight seven seven forty
four Woody is number I told you to call Sea Bass.
Explain the game to everybody, please.

Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
I asked a drunk person very easy trivia questions.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
So that's the game is.

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
You got to say, ah, that's not what the answer
the trivia questions say, that's obvious. Every person alive knows
the answer. But you have to guess whether the drunk
person knows the answer. If you can guess correctly about
them twice out of three times, you win.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
All right, and let's go to the phones and say
hi to our contests. And let's say hi to Steve. Hey,
good morning, Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
See hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
All right, so Steve is our contestant. Now, Steve, you
heard the rules of the game, but before we get
to the questions actually count towards you winning or not winning.
Here on this round of the duy Q, we're gonna
get to know the drunk a little bit better. Sea
Bass has a clip here, and we can use this
to try to get a gauge you just how with
it or not with this person is?

Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
And who is this person's eve? It's Giovanna. And besides
finding a lot of drinks this evening, she's found a man.
All right, Okay, we're gonna ask her about all of
those things.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
You've got a nice friend with you. Do you want
to have sex with this person?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
My good No, No I can't. I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
I can't, Oh my.

Speaker 14 (01:05:41):
God, because I grew up in a very religious family
and sex is not allowed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Oh so if you never had sex ever, I had sex.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
No, I had sex.

Speaker 14 (01:05:52):
No, I had sex.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
I am very very experienced with sex. Yes, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
She's born again or something. Oh yeah, you can tell
she's been having some fun.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Rarely speak mouse.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah all right, So Steve, that's uh, that's Giovanna and Uh.
We have some questions here. You just got to guess
whether she's gonna get them right or not. Two out
of three times you're going to be the winner here
on the d u i Q. Now we do have
just for fun, we're guessing with Menace and Sammy they
are stone cold sober, and see if they can get
the answers to these questions, starting with question number one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Any two Canadian provinces?

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
All right, name any two Canadian provinces or are you guessing?

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:06:44):
I do not believe she is Canadians, So that's she
doesn't have field advantage in that respect.

Speaker 12 (01:06:48):
She wasn't like I everything a boot bills.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
It's wearing a Flames jersey.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Right No, no for no, No for the drunk man.
I think Medice is going to surprise us enlist every
single one and territory probably I'll say and I'll say
yes for Menace, no for Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
I'm going to go triple no. I think in this room.
Geography is probably one of the worst topics.

Speaker 10 (01:07:19):
Nis does watch Frankie McDonald videos, though, and he's always
shouting out different areas in Canada.

Speaker 12 (01:07:24):
Okay, even though, and that's a good point, I too,
am going triple no.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
I think this is just a tough one, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Uh, Sammy menace, do you think that she gets it right?

Speaker 13 (01:07:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
No, no, all right, Steve, what what do you say again?
You're just you're just guessing on No? All right, so
the answer no, But dude, she's had sex.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
I had.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Yeah, so maybe she'll have a little clarity, you know
what I mean? All Right, So let's find out Question
number one d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
How many two Canadian provinces?

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Sammy, British Columbia and Vancouver.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
BC. Well what British Columbia, men so many to Rena,
British Columbia and Nova Scotia.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Does he have that written down on it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
I don't.

Speaker 12 (01:08:14):
I knew Nova Scotia was going to be one of
his because of Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Scotia.

Speaker 13 (01:08:21):
Yeah, Ontario, you got book as dow Ontario and Montreal
and New Brunswick.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Yeah, alright. Question number one for the d u i.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Q many two Canadian provinces?

Speaker 14 (01:08:37):
Jeez, Nash no, nash no, hold on, hold on wait,
British Columbia, I canna is that you can drink with
your eighteen years old and then you could be free
whenever you're doing it eighteen years.

Speaker 11 (01:08:59):
Yeah, I got the one, but not to so Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
You're in good shape. It's a point you're on this
round of the d u i Q Quick question.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Is she a plump girl?

Speaker 12 (01:09:10):
She sounds plump, well, she sounds like she's eating.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Yeah, but not not terribly.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
I mean, you know, I will add of the next
two questions, Steve, you just need to get one more
right in order to be a winner on this round
of the d uy Q. Question number two, Dewey decimal
system sorts. What I could be a clue as to
her knowledge of the well Dewey Decimal system sorts?

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
What Larry?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Uh see, man, I don't know. Somebody else said, I'll
start in this room.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Double yes. And for Giovanna, I can't tell by that
reaction if she's like, oh, I know what that is,
or maybe she's having sex. Uh No, Giovanna, Yes to medicine, Sammy.

Speaker 12 (01:09:56):
That's exactly what I wrote down. I said yes to medicine, Sammy,
And I think that's a I don't think she knows.
That's note to Javanna.

Speaker 11 (01:10:03):
Ah ah sweet me, yes, sweet sweet before you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I'm taking the reaction as something clicked. Whether it ends
up being right or not on it, but something clicked.
I don't know what, but we'll find out. Steve, what
do you think do you think that she gets it right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
About?

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
How old is she? I would say late twenties, and
then I'll go no.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
No, that's solid strategy, all right. Question number two do
u i q?

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Dewey decimal system sorts?

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
What menace books? Okay? Where the library.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Se Sammy?

Speaker 10 (01:10:45):
Yeah, well technically only non fiction library books, but yes.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
Give credit, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Question number two d u i Q. Now if she
does not get this, Teve will be the winner.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
The Dewey Decimal system sorts.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
What it's very scientific and I don't know what that
is just doing.

Speaker 11 (01:11:05):
I know the doing decibel system is definitely scientific with biology,
but I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Don't know what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Wow, she got you going, Steve, you did it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
You're the winner on the duy Q. Nice job, nicely done.
You get to go on the weekend a winner. A winner.
I right, will, Steve, But congratulations, thank you so much
for giving the what he show some of your time.
Appreciate you listening and enjoy your weekend and just hang
on one second, and Morgan get all your information so
we can get a prize out to you. Okay, wonderful,

(01:11:39):
Thank you, You're welcome. There's Steve, right, buddy. Can I
initially thought mad. You know it sounds very mad.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
I know it's about.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Well, he didn't need question number three, but we have
one here just for fun. Question number three on the
duy Q.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
He's the main language of the country of Portugal.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
All right, bonus points on this one. What continent is Portugal?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
What is the main language of the country of Portugal?

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Don't I don't know the answer to that?

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Yes, you do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I don't to either the I know the main question,
I don't whatever the continent.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Write down your answer.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
We'll see if you're right, We're correct. I'm gonna I
would okay for her no and here yes okay, I
wrote down.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
I guess uh, I say, I'm gonna.

Speaker 12 (01:12:33):
I'm sorry, you're my girl, but no to sammy issue,
I think yes, but I think Menace is going to
pull this out with a yes. Jovana doesn't even know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I think I think double yes and here no to her,
I'm tempted to say triple Yet what about the continent? Question?
And we don't know her obviously?

Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
Yeah, I think that I really got there's a reason
that they should know this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I'll explain later.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Okay, what do you guys think? Yes? No, no, no,
all right? Question number three for the d U I.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Q, what is the main language of the country of Portugal?

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Sammy?

Speaker 13 (01:13:13):
This is I mean, I guess's going to be really
bad if it's not obvious, because I thought it was
just Portuguese?

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
Is the language? Is that not the la?

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
What's the continent?

Speaker 11 (01:13:22):
Europe?

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Okay, all right, to menace?

Speaker 11 (01:13:25):
It is Portuguese and Europe shout.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
To the shout out to the I know there's so bad.
I wrote South America. Well that's not. That's where the
most Portuguese speakers are.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Right, And what country would that be?

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I don't know. Is wherever Emerald Gassis from? What he's Portuguese? Yeah, bam,
kick it up a nutche.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Where do they speak Portuguese the most in South America?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
You love that? Portugal? I don't know. I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
Brazil Brazil okay, tho are the only two countries?

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
It's fun? Fact? Yeah? Great? Nice yeah, I didn't know that.
I'm yeah, I believe you. Yeah. Question number three d
y Q.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
What is the main language of the country of Portugal?

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Oh, Spanish?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Do you speak Spanish?

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Off Monti.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Mantio be.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Well, there you go, guys. That's how you play the
d u i Q. I remember all my Spanish and
teaching seong and liquor and songs, and as luck would
have it, we do have time for a Friday. OK.
That's right, so be excited. Sea Basket's coming up next.
On The Woody Show, he puts the G in Garcia

(01:14:52):
SoC Sports. Happy Friday, Jeff G Morning, what show?

Speaker 18 (01:14:59):
Happy Friday. It's a busy sports weekend. Let's get right
to it. NFL playoffs kickoff tomorrow. Wildcard Weekend starts at
ten am with the Rams and the Panthers, then the
Packers and Bears at five pm. Then on Sunday at
ten am it is Bills and Jags, Eagles and forty
nine Ers at one thirty, and the night game my
Chargers versus the Patriots. I'm gonna run my picksback real quick.

(01:15:20):
Not a lot of detail. I'll just tell you want
pick in. I'll take the Rams in a blowout. Also
take the Bears. Everyone seems to be on the Jags,
and that kind of worries me when everyone's so hyped
about one team. So I'm gonna go the opposite way.
I'm gonna go with Josh Allen and the Bills. Also
like the Eagles and the Patriots. Unfortunately, my Chargers will
probably go home onto the NBA. The Clippers in Brooklyn

(01:15:40):
today at four thirty, then the Clippers and Detroit Pistons tomorrow,
Lakers and Bucks tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena at
seven thirty. NHL the Ducks lost again. Ducks in Buffalo tomorrow,
Kings and Jets tonight, then the Oilers tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
College football, what a game last night.

Speaker 18 (01:15:56):
Miami and Old Miss came all the way down to
the final seconds of the Miami pulled it off. Tonight,
you got Oregan versus Indiana for that other spot in
the National Championship. Have a great sports weekend. I'm JEFFG
And that's a so cal sport area is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Jeff Show and let's uh, let's wrap this hour up
with some show Fridioki. I forgot to grab the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Hat hold official, So if.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
You have a suggestion point you think a good Friday
ochie song might be, you can go ahead and just
text it over to us two two nine eighty seven,
email us whatever, Just just get it to us, and
we keep track of all those all those requests. I
have them on little slips of paper. We put them
in the hat over there, and whichever when we draw
it here, it's just gonna be a you know, we
were talking about what's it called the tone deaf? Yeah, yeah,

(01:16:53):
the tone deaf choir, which is which is which is
pretty funny? You're terrible? Why is this thing? Okay, there
we go. I'm money. Why I can't find it? Yeah? Oh?
The tuneless choir? Yeah, tuneless quire. So it's people who
are tone deaf, like Sammy or who are just terrible singers,
and but they still like to sing and they get
together and they they this is when they were doing

(01:17:15):
the Proclaimers tom to Be five hundreds. So Friday OKI
much like this. Sometimes you really kill it, all right,

(01:17:36):
so they call themselves awful yet joyful. That's that's the
name of this particular group. All right, uh, all right,
all right, So today for Friday, okay, ladies and gentlemen,
is a classic bon Jovi Living on a Prayer.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
I was tortured by this my entire childhood.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Market Why would that be torture, That would be an honor,
That's true. I mean, at the very least, everybody knows the.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Absolutely this is the probably one of the most popular
karaoke songs of life.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
All Right, here we go bon Jovi living on a Prayer.
It is time for wood He show Friday. I think, uh,
one of my favorite albums of all time, Slippery One. Yeah,
it is a it is a classic.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
All right the very least are you taking lead on this?

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Yeah, sure, once upon a time, not so long ago.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
But but Gina, you're busy, Sosi, you're slinging that pack.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, long ago?

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
To show Friday, O Bone Joey.

Speaker 11 (01:18:54):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Million's bent on strike, He's down, He's loves jo. So
she know what's no dinner?

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
All day.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Working for her man, she brings home her pay for lo.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Who She says, we.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Got a hold to what we got.

Speaker 6 (01:19:31):
It doesn't make a difference if we make it on
and we gotta eaach other.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
And that's a photo working in.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
My head.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
We'll make it all.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Right so far, so'll go to.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Tom's got is st string it. He's holding in.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
What do you use American time?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
So to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Mine?

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Does you know your dream j is a running away?

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
She cries in the night.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Tony whiskers, baby, okay, baby, so.

Speaker 9 (01:20:33):
You got.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
What?

Speaker 16 (01:20:36):
We got it?

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
Doesn't Nagan evasically Magan on that we got it?

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
Ud, that's sun.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
I'm for love looking shine.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
We'll make it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
This is an ensurious one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Huh oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
It takes a lot of energy for this one. Yeah,
get a towel, dat you raw? I The next one
we got a hold on, ready or not?

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Look for the fight.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
That's all that you got.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
Man says that one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
What he adds the extra commentary during the Friday yoach,
it reminds me of the spin instructors trying to keep everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
You know, let's go all right, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Dreams running away on three?

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Here we go one?

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
Hey, justin do you think you can't take it anymore?
There's a key change, I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Know, man to this It's the Woody Show and into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world
on a Friday morning. Everybody, thank you for being here?
What Greg Menace, Gina grad we got Sea Bass, We've

(01:22:54):
got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. What he hit us up with the
text over to two to two nine eight seven. We're
gonna start the hour with your Friday fail stories. Then

(01:23:48):
is gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your
Friday fail stories. All people thought they had the perfect
plan to plan that could never go wrong. But somewhere
along the line and when from being a great idea
to one big steak caase, mega uber ultra h that's

(01:24:22):
all right, and the context of fail it'll do right,
you know, we'll storry with this one. A mailman in
Florida was out doing his rounds. He saw something that
he hates, something we all hate. Package thief. Oh the
lowest of the low. He had dropped off the package
out a house, but then he noticed the kid on
a scooter roll up, take the package off the porch

(01:24:45):
and then take off with him. Well, the mailman, as
they say, went postal and he ran the kid down
in the mail truck. At the very last second, the
kid was able to bail off the scooter before it
ended up under the truck like he was. This kid
over there was one problem, you guys, what the kid

(01:25:05):
wasn't stealing the package and had been delivered to the
wrong house, and the kid was just being nice and
taking it to the right address. Set it up with
a with an ankle injury. But is otherwise okay. The mailman, however,
he's in a bunch of trouble. He was arrested, hit
with a bunch of charges.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Yeah, sale, I mean as much said he was doing
that as.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Much as a fan of vigilanti justice that I am.
Every once in a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
While, you know, get one wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Yeah, Like I said, you get a dolphin caught the
tune in the well.

Speaker 7 (01:25:37):
Maybe don't run the kid over, yeah, yeah, just.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Graze him, you know, knock him off the bike or
something at Yeah, kids, run him over, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:25:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
This guy, he was chilling at a bar, having a
good time. He was hanging out over by the window
of the second floor of the bar there, but ended
up falling out, just fell landed pretty hard, mostly okay.
He looked around and realized that he was in the
interior yard of the butcher shop that was next door.
Hey I'm here, you know, I might as well explore,

(01:26:08):
So he let himself inside. He found some sausages helped
himself to uh those like he owned the place, you know,
and then he passes out. When the owner got there
the next morning, she found the dude passed out on
the floor. The cops, they called the cops, they were called,
they came. They took him off to fail jail. But yeah,
drunk falling out of a window lands in the butcher's
yard sail.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
But wouldn't you feel like you hit the lottery if
you were drunk and heaven y?

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Yeah, over at England and ambulance was transporting this girl
to the hospital. But on the way, the back doors
of the ambulance somehow opened and the patient fell out
onto the street while the ambulance was moving. Whose dob
was it to close the doors? Guys have seen that
in a movie or something.

Speaker 7 (01:26:53):
Videos like this on reels on Instagram. But they're ai yeah, oh,
and then.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
The stretcher goes rolling down the hill.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
They screw ooped her back up and finally got out
of the hospital. They say that she didn't suffer any
additional injury that according to the art, Yeah, she was
already broken according to the article. They're still trying to
figure out how that happened in the first place.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
But yeah, how scary.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Would that be?

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
You're already on a gurney on a stretcher.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
How about this one. This is from Cincinnati, where this
woman had some friends over for a game night that's
fun her and her husband. They played some cards with everybody,
but at one point one of the friends pulled out
a revolver and suggested another game parties right crowd. He
gave the cylinder a spin, pointed it at his own head,

(01:27:38):
and fired click, nothing, nothing. He won safe, but before
the woman could say that she didn't want to play,
he pointed the gun at her chest and pulled the trigger.
But that time there was a round there and she
didn't make it. The fun friend was arrested, charged with murder,

(01:28:00):
taken to fail jail.

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
Do you think who he was like, this is my
big plan to killer. I'll just say it was an accident.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
I think people are just that dumb. They're just that dumb.
My god. Here's one from North Carolina where a guy
he was doing some shopping at the walmart and as
he was walking down the aisle, he felt that his
shorts were a bit messed up, so they wanted to
do a little adjustment, and when he grabbed the waistband,
he uh accidentally shot himself. He guys with a gun
that he had just tucked into his shorts, says we
all do. Oh yeah, and off dude. The police officer

(01:28:32):
just happened to be in the store, heard the gun shot,
saw the man take off, and chase him down. He
was he could just follow the trail of blood because
he was. He was bleeding pretty badly. He was rushed
off to the hospital to get his new hole tended to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
It's hard to feel sorry for people like that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yeah, I mean, dude, if you're gonna conceal carry that's
what right, but you carry it properly, you don't have
it tucked into your waistband.

Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
It looks cooler that way though.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
From more again, and I know, I know we.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Play it from time to time. This is a good
opportunity to play that clip. Oh that he stood. Yeah,
this guy he was he had a this is back
when it wasn't even your phone. He had to set
up like a like a camp. Yeah, I said, a
camera on a tripod set up and uh, he was
practicing his quick draw, you know. So he's standing there

(01:29:26):
in a mirror like you see in a western, right,
I gotta put this in the like top ten clips. Yeah,
Metas loves this clip. So whenever we have a story
about somebody accidentally shooting themselves, we had to bring this up. Anyway,
So this guy's practicing his quick draw and instead of
reaching in and grabbed that, you're not supposed to pull
the gun out of the holster with your finger on
the trigger because it'll, you know, fire. Anyway, guy ends

(01:29:48):
up shooting himself and the camera was rolling. So this
is a clip from this clip from his video.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
I just shut myself. Oh yeah, wow, I just shut myself.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Oh so bitch, did he shoot his wiener off?

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
No, right in the leg? Yeah yeah yeah. Well those
your Friday failed stories. Everybody, quick break more what he
showed next?

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Hang on, I got.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Myself for allowing it to happen. I took a now.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Show you right back.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
I consistently set the standards of excellence on everything.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Congratulation.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
I supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them,
informally contributing to our value of continuous learning and development.

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
You are a hero.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Welcome back. Just walk in the studio. With a plate
of eggs. I don't know that.

Speaker 10 (01:31:05):
Large grade, a extra large bulk whatever. See that little
Morgan got that little silver thing on that plate there.
It's about a two inch two and a half inch
a little it looks like a bell almost. Don't hate
it though, because you'll poke your hand. I love eggs,
but I've always had a problem with peeling. It is
the but then I started this popped up on one
of my feeds. It is this little thing where you
place the egg in this little divot and when you

(01:31:27):
press it down a little needle.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
It popped.

Speaker 10 (01:31:29):
It reveals a needle and it pokes a tiny air
holes posting the large end of the egg. And it's
supposed to make peeling easy. And let me tell you,
I just boiled some in the secret illegal office skillet
and it hella mega works.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
I did have.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
I had no big chunky you normally when I peel,
there's chunks of white.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Coming off the egg. White coming off. Yeah, the sticks sticks.

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:31:49):
The only fail failure was that I meant to have
the soft boiled. They're only kind of like medium boiled.
They're not Nature's cream. That's still good's help yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Cost They sell like the hard boi leggs, they are
already peeled, and they're in two packs already, so that individually,
like for you know, just like grabbing go, it is
pretty in packs of two and you get like a
Costcos so you have a billion of them.

Speaker 10 (01:32:12):
I've gotten one of those many times, and that the
problem with these, like regular hard boiled eggs sort of
flavorless totally.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
It's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
You think an egg is an egg, is an egg
is an egg, and then the ready made ones are blandy.

Speaker 7 (01:32:24):
Pepper on them or something.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Yeah, but they're crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
If we just took you know, one of these that
he just did and one from the Costco, thing would
be way tasty without adding yourself, because you're not and
you're not talking about adding anything to it, right, But
I do like to be better, but I want to
learn how to soft well, especially soft boil, because then
you get Nature's cream.

Speaker 9 (01:32:44):
We'll just get one of those egg cookers, that's what
I do, and you poke before you put it in there,
and then it just tells you when it's done.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
There's a weird adjective that the foodies use for soft
boiled eggs, and it's it makes sense. But it's the
most delicious is jammy. When it's jam it has just
a jam a little bit of ess to it, but
it's also kind of like almost sticky.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Yeah, I put those those right there.

Speaker 10 (01:33:08):
They were eight minutes from cold to to a soft
gentle boil, as they say, And that's a little too much.
I think I need to go like six men.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
Do you want to see one in Morgan?

Speaker 11 (01:33:16):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
You poked the whole before you peel. Yeah, so put
it in on the fat bottom. No, no, no, no,
it's already. It's already.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
You did it already, not boot. That's what you're supposed
to do, idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
Idiot, So you can see what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
Okay, so support you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Okay, I was I was misunderstand I was misunderstanding as well.

Speaker 11 (01:33:39):
So before you boil the correct when they're still raw, correct,
that's when you use the little pin thingy and supposedly
that releases the air bubble inside which keeps the egg
from expanding, I guess sticking.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
To the shell.

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
Okay, what Morgan said she does is what this thing is.
Got it you just explained about, you idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
But anyways, but yeah, it work. So if you want
to peel on the eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
God, I hate eggs. I wish I liked please smell.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
I already did it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
It doesn't smell. Give it a shot, because if something's
gonna be difficult, it's can be difficult for Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
We'll put that on Greg's peeling eggs. Well, not that
you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
I'm saying, if something I don't know, maybe he's really
great at it. But if someone's going to have a
hard time with it, it's going to be Greg. So
it's even Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Can do you feel like it's easier than usual?

Speaker 7 (01:34:27):
You got to hit it on the table first.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
To me, it's about the same.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
To me, it's not easier, but it doesn't stick and
it doesn't clump eggs. What I've my experience this one sticking.

Speaker 13 (01:34:39):
Yeah, there's a lot of little pieces like I thought
it was going to come off in big chunks, and
it's super easy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
That was Greg clicked it hard. That was operator error.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Points it does, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:34:52):
It's the same.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
I think it does.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Personally gonna put like little micro fractors.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
And then you need to give me.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
Give everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
This is not convincing me to not just buy them.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
Yeah, give me one cut.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Yeah, look, this is falling apart.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
I'm gonna give it a nice hefty smack on the table.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
All right, it's super easy. These are really fun appeel
but it's not easier, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Well, since we're talking food, I do have some show food.
And since you're talking about eating, you know, eggs, like
more of the protein healthy. Yeah, it's protein everything.

Speaker 11 (01:35:34):
Now everything's protein. They have protein like drinks at Costco
that are like water. Oh yeah, but there's also I
saw commercial for Starbucks. You can add protein to any
star and.

Speaker 7 (01:35:47):
It costs like a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
But it's really good.

Speaker 7 (01:35:49):
It tastes good with the protein phone.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Does it add a taste or is it just something
that is in there but you don't taste it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
I think it tastes better. It's got like a frothy milking.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
While Subways joined in on the protein craze and they
have these new they're called protein pockets, and so each
protein pocket piles on more than twenty grams of protein,
making it a smart choice for protein conscious guests. They
are like Baja chicken, peppercorn ranch chicken, Italian trip turkey
and ham. And then you know so like I don't

(01:36:22):
even know who cares.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
Yeah, how put meat on it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Sway you have meats. I'm saying it's it's weird how
subway used to be the place. Oh yeah, and when's
the last time you went to a subway? I haven't
been in a couple of years, over ten years, twelve?
Maybe now?

Speaker 11 (01:36:41):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Because the sandwich places became so popular, then all of
a sudden, like you know something, subway took off, and
then there were all these other ones that started coming
through the Jersey mics, the Jimmy Johnson Firehouse places like that.
Well what happened?

Speaker 11 (01:36:55):
I think in I blame maybe franchisees. It's just like
least of the location that are around my area to
just start getting really dumpy. Okay, I just didn't want
to go inside.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
They got rid of the cool wallpaper that showed actual
subway maps.

Speaker 11 (01:37:08):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
And they're overly generous with the lettuce and stingy with
everything else.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:37:15):
That's also And remember they used to cut the bread
on top like a little wedge, and now they just
cut it in half.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Oh yeah for that the strip on top some other.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
What do you show food news? Applebee's adding a new
thing to their menu. It's called the O M Cheeseburg. Okay, okay, guys,
get ready to rip because this does sound awesome. I
don't even know where there's an Applebee's they like now
they were close to me. Okay, I'd have to drive

(01:37:45):
for one, and I'm not going to drive out of
my way for an Applebees. But there's one near my house.
I have a map in my head right now. So
this is like the normal cheeseburger, American cheese, bacon, little
honey muster. But the twist is this one. It's on
a skillet, and that skillet has a blend of caeso
and melted cheeses on it for you to dip the
burger to look at the picture of it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Dips that looks awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Yeah. So yeah it's cut yeah, cutting half obviously. So
it's a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Yeah, face down in the cheese good idea that looks
that looks really good. Good Job says that it doesn't
get any cheesier and that there's no burger experience like it.
The OM Cheeseburger health food stuff now we're getting available
now at all locations for a limited time. What do

(01:38:37):
you show food news news. The people at Oreo have
released a collaboration, you know, the recent peanut butter cups.
Last summer, they did that whole thing and it was
for a limited time. Well it was such a huge
hit that Oreo has announced that they are now back permanently.

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
I was disappointed in those. Yeah, totally a revelation.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Those were those were good. There was another one that
was and so good.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Did they have two versions of minutes? There was there
was like two reeses. Yeah, there was one that we
liked and when we did these are the ones that
we like. These are like the regular Oreos, but it
just had like that bit. Yeah, there was a chocolate
peanut butter.

Speaker 10 (01:39:14):
Oh yeah, I think there was something like in the
actual cookies. Well that was the other way around. Yeah,
where they stuff they put Rieses inside the Oreo, then
they put Oreos inside the rieses.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
Okay, okay, yeah, these are normals. In the middle, it's
the you know instide of the white cream frosting, it's
the rees peanut butter. But yeah, they're on grocery shelves
nationwide starting now. Since Menace was asking the other day,
the Oreo zero sugar cookies. Those those are also now available,
so they're not sugar cookies, they're oreos, but with zero sugar.

(01:39:44):
The zero like like a coke zero.

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
We're have to do one where you eat a whole
sleeve and yeah, stomach, it's gonna be look.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
It up and it says they do use the same
artificial sweeteners that do cause diarrhea. And I've had years
of practice. And by the way, it comes in both
the irregular and the double stuff versions.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Speaking of no sugar, have we talked about or have
you guys tried Zvia that soda Zay. Yeah, it's okay,
the one that's supposed to taste identical the diet coke.
It's pretty good. I think you might like it, Gina,
but it's disconcerting because it's crystal clear. Oh yeah, makes
it strange. Pepsi crystal crystal crystal pepsi. Yeah, and it's

(01:40:26):
so it tastes like diet coke but it's clear. But
it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
What DoD You have food news from Trader Joe. You
love some Trader jo So cute. They have a new
snack bar with their Perfect Bar chocolate chip cookie dough.
So it's got a good amount of fiber, Sammy, I
know how much. That's your first question. That's what I
need most. The cereal bar time I breathe. Yeah, so

(01:40:56):
you know it needs to be refrigerated. It's not shelf
stable like the you know the other like cereal or
oat bars are Okay, it lasts about a week without refrigeration,
but yeah, let's see. They in addition to the Trader
Joe's Perfect barflayers that include chocolate brownie, started, salted caramel,
pumpkin pie, and a whole bunch more. They're available in
mini and full size. I haven't been to Trader Joe's

(01:41:17):
for a minute, really.

Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
Yeah, they have these protein pancakes I got. They're like
super small, but they're made with cottage cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Gregs that as an ingredient.

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
What It's delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
Really.

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
Riddle cakes are awesome too.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
I've done that with pasta, Gina, what like, Yeah, like
a big scoop of cottage cheese to pasta. Think because
think about like lasagna, same type.

Speaker 12 (01:41:39):
Of I know people who replaced ricotta with cottage cheese
and I almost threw up at the table.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
You know what I'm saying. So, like you you have
your you know whatever, whatever sauce you want, right, but
then you just have like a when you mix it
like that, you can't first of all, you can't even
taste it, but you get some good protein in there.
And they do have now I saw, yeah, like they
have all THEA and whatever with with the whatever, with
the with the protein already in it.

Speaker 12 (01:42:08):
It's fine on its own. I can only eat it
with potato chips. But in general as an ingredient, I'm
sick of hearing.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
About it like, oh this too ingredient.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Bread with cottage cheese, and like you'll hate this. Then
I made an omelet one time, and it put some
cottage cheese in it really good because think about it,
like you would add maybe a little bit of milk
to I get it to the egg before you use,
you know, before you do the almond to make it fluffy.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
I get it. It's something about I know somebody who
did chocolate moose. Oh it's just whipped cottage cheese and cocoa,
and like I that makes me homicide.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
That makes chocolate pudding with avocados, I know I've done that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:44):
Actually, I know somebody who made it with tofu. Like
these people are criminally insane.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
You know, I love cheesecake. I don't like the name
cheesecake really Okay, Yeah, because you think you're thinking, like
when you haven't had like my son is someone who
will not even try cheesecake.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
It's the best, the greatest thing in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Well because.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
But you're thinking, you're thinking, this is going to be
like biting in cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
Yeah, a cheddar cheese cake. Nothing's wrong with that either.
But I could see so he has weird that unrational,
irrational food. You get that from your parents.

Speaker 5 (01:43:22):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
I just saw something like that where like there's these
things that are genetic.

Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
Yeah, they say, like, like, you know what recently that's
so weird?

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
Is I wouldn't you know?

Speaker 13 (01:43:37):
The show Knives Out and I had the Glass Onion.
I never wanted to watch it, just because I didn't
like onions. I just heard Glass Onion and I was like,
I don't like onions.

Speaker 5 (01:43:45):
I'm not watching this.

Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
But I had nothing to do with it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
One that's a little piece of food news. I thought
it was interesting because this is the place that started
that whole craze about gourmet cupcakes and everything. Sprinkles done
out of business.

Speaker 10 (01:44:02):
I think none of us were surprised by that. Yeah,
like that's that fact can only last so long.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Well the fat. But you know, I would think there
would be one place like there was a bunch of
other ones that opened up.

Speaker 5 (01:44:10):
Exactly like all the little vending machines.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
And also, Greg, I did see an article about you
know what is on the verge of going out crumble
garbage cookie.

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Crumbly just sprinkles two point oh b there totally, it's
a subpar so garbage cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
I think they're good. The one, the one they do
the worst is the chocolate chip cookie, which you know,
that's how it should. If I judge Italian places by
the chicken parm, I judge a good like if you
make cookies, I want to I want to try your
chocolate chip cookie, and then I will judge all others
by that. But yeah, the other ones I do like.
Their chocolate chip is not good. But the problem is
not the cookies. The problem is they expanded too quickly. Yeah,

(01:44:47):
and so they have crazy they're operating like the budgets
are all out of whack, right, like their money, and
they're finding all out of whack, and so they may
be all going away.

Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
I don't know how they can lose money on it
kind of each cookie cost and they're not cookies.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Bizarre phenomenon. Well, because I've been that drunk. Oh yeah,
I've barned dumpster dumpster Hell yeah, bro. And there's times
I wake up and I don't remember getting back to
my room. I don't remember how I got dressed.

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
Yeah, and now back to the Woodie Show, Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
And said we were doing food news. You know, there's
like the I mentioned my son won't try cheesecake because
he's convinced it's gonna like the cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
I don't like the name of either. They could have
done better with.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
The name, right.

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
That makes me angry with somebody texted and saying I
didn't try cheesecake until I was in my mid twenties
because I always thought that it was going to taste
like actual cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:45:43):
Again, yeah, which it does.

Speaker 13 (01:45:44):
I mean it's cream cheese, which is delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Yeah, but you're thinking, like, oh, it's gonna taste like
sharp cheese. What if they called it cream cake? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
Oh yeah, lean cake. Twenties.

Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
If only there was a way to find out if
it tasted like cheese, huh.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
If you could just take a bite of it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
But there's some things that just sound unappealing and so
you lose interest in even you know, like no, thank you. Yeah, Like, well, okay,
Sammy mentioned the show Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:46:10):
Knives out Glass onion, and I don't like onions.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
So I'm like, I'm watching that. I'm not gonna like
this show. This show tastes gross.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
I mean, I found what I was looking for. I
knew I had something about, you know, your kids and
how they kind of you know, is it genetics certain
things like getting weirded out by or is it just
like kind of like maybe a learned behavior, your influence,
because like, do you you're influencing your kid with your pickiness?
Do you find yourself doing or saying or acting like

(01:46:44):
that's something you're like, Oh my god, I'm my dad,
I have my mother. My dad's the.

Speaker 12 (01:46:50):
Reason and that's the reason I only eat cottage cheese
with chips, and that's why I don't eat hard bailed
eggs or olives because he made such a big deal
out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
Not a fan, you can't do it, so I like it. Yeah,
I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Yeah, So, like, what's something that you've seen your kids
or your family members do that, may just say, oh
my god, it's genetic. My kid's imaginary friend has the
same name as mine when I was a kid, and
i'd that name since I was a toddler. That's crazy, right,
that's that's kind of weird. When my brother was a kid,
he stripped completely naked to poop menace.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
Now his kid does the same thing. But that's that's
pretty that's weird, right, that's weird, menace. Where did you're
getting naked the poop thing come from? I don't know.
I have no idea, and I don't know anybody in
my family that does it, or at least they don't
share with me that they do that. I sleep with
both arms above my head, and my kids somehow do

(01:47:46):
the same thing sleeping style. I break chips on purpose
when I eat them, and I have been half since
I was a kid. I only analogies roise that my
dad does the same thing. See, that's something you've probably
just picked up on subconsciously. Yeah, my husband is stubborn
and opinionated, and our ten year old is the exact
same way. They sound just like each other. Yeah, learned.

(01:48:08):
My friend pointed out that me and my toddler have
the same big cackle laugh they called a witch laughed
witch laugh.

Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
That's inherited.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Yeah. I didn't meet my biological mom until I was
way older, and when we met, I realized that we
had the exact same hand mannerisms and facial expression.

Speaker 5 (01:48:25):
That stuff always freaks me out.

Speaker 13 (01:48:27):
See that's weird because that's supposed to be a learned thing.
How your hands, Yeah, you're like handwriting?

Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
What about when twins get separated and then they meet
later in life and they have like the same.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
And they make out. Yeah, they I mean there are
things that are more annoying, but the name something else
that's annoying, Like twins who are really into being twins
ide Yeah, like when you, oh, can you see on TV?
Everyone's like, hey, meet Greg and Craig.

Speaker 6 (01:48:59):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:49:00):
They dress exactly they married twins.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:49:03):
Yeah, they have to do breath thing like we get it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
You're kind of like, we get it. You're into golf,
We got that's your personality, love marijuana, we got it.
You're a twin.

Speaker 10 (01:49:16):
As a twin, you would you would like get over
that after like five years. Yeah, I don't like talking
about it. Yeah, you would want your own, separate, your own,
your own thing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Would be so cool to be a twin.

Speaker 5 (01:49:25):
Yeah, I wouldn't like it. I don't compared to me
every day.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
Remember when we worked in the city and then they
had the two old lady twins. Yeah, and they dressed
exactly like every they were triplets even oh really, yeah
there was a third one.

Speaker 5 (01:49:38):
Isn't it even weird to see old people who are twins?

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
Kind of, but they dressed in like old fur coats
and yeah, and then this last one just says, I
have pictures of my sister, mom and grandma all making
the exact same post holding a cocktail while listening to
somebody talk, and all the pictures are decades apart, Like,
but you're like the exact.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
Same same stance.

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
Yeah, you know some people will try to recreate a
pick sure, yea on purpose, like oh, this tree, there's
a picture of my dad when he was a little
boy sitting in this tree, and so we did that
with me when I was a baby. Yeah, but no,
this was just you know, I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
I think it's cool weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Cheesecake thing is from you.

Speaker 10 (01:50:16):
I blame you for that, yeah, mental right, But he
hates the wrong. I mean what he hates the wrong
things too, but he hates like objectively great things like
peanut butter and chocolate and cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
Yeah, it's so weird, my son. He doesn't like onions
like Sammy onions doesn't like you can't even relate? Can
you like onions? The reaches, peanut butter cups, doesn't like
we get all those from when he was trick or treat.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
Easy stuff like oh it's too rich, No, yeah, too delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
Sensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 5 (01:50:46):
Shows I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:50:51):
That's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna do
it for today's show. In fact, that's gonna do it
for the week. Everybody. We survived.

Speaker 14 (01:50:58):
We made it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:59):
Oh that was the goal when we started this first
week back after the holiday, was just to survive the week.

Speaker 5 (01:51:05):
Yeah, nothing else.

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
Mission accomplished. Very low bar was said, and here we are.
We made it. Time the weekend. Quickly, let me tell
you to hit up the full show podcast. Anything you
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(01:51:28):
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At the Woody Show today. All right, Greg, Gory party
words of wisdom please?

Speaker 4 (01:51:41):
Yeah, the best things in life happen right after midnight
and right before regret.

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
What's the saying, math? We hear it whenever we talk
about these athletes and stuff. Nothing ever good happens after midnight,
right Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:51:55):
See I put that at two in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
Oh, I think midnight is good. It depends on how
much you have to lose. Yeah, midday you need to
like start making plans to go home. Yeah, if you
got nothing to lose, then by all means, stay out
as late as you want.

Speaker 4 (01:52:10):
But it's fun after midnight, rufe right before regret.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
You don't feed them after midnight, that's for sure. Yeah,
all right, thank you very much, great Gory. Uh Yeah,
I think that's it. Thank you so much forgiving the
show some of your valuable time this week. You know,
we love it. Appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys could suck it. Catch back here on Monday.
Enjoy your weekend SMD double m bye, great Friday. You mother,