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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good moorning, everybody. Today
is Monday.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
It is January the twelfth, twenty twenty six. We are
the Woody Show back at the brand new week Woody
Greg alright, Menace, Gina grag We got sa band. Sammy
is here, she's our executive producer. We have Morgan, our
associate producer. Vaughan is here as our video producer. Dumbass
Tyler Bort Menji holding things down to Woody Show production department.

(01:12):
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Speaker 2 (01:17):
If you like.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Go over to two nine eight seven Up. We see
how the weekend went, the weekend cheers and jeers, and
for the first time in twenty twenty six, a brand
new round of wood You show cart narks.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Maybe maybe everybody learned their lesson and that's just going
to be nice people saying, oh, thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
A lot out of its holiday.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No problems here, new year, new attitude, you know, yeah,
it could be Yeah, so agents of bashan trying to
get people do the right thing and return those carts
to the shopping cart corral.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Or to the front of the store.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
And something tells me it's going to be more of
the same, you know, you never know, more people just
getting all defensive news headlines. We'll get into some of
that as well. Entertainment stuff. Birthday's porn of Birthday on
the way. Today for whatever reason, is Stick to your
New Year's Resolution Day, which I think is interesting because
it was a last week I think it was last
week was Quitter's Day. You hit the day where most
people give it up, so that would have been on

(02:07):
that day. It should have been Quitter's Day. And then
you know, right away start stick your stick to your
New York Resolution Day. But it's also work Harder Day today,
National hot tea Day, National kettlebell Day. Uh dude, we
were just talking about the Indian food, but National curried
chicken Day.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, give it to me, love it.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Though, yeah I do. I can't stand Cory. I hate
Indian food. Is it just a mental thing from you
get a time?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, I mean that probably had something to do with it.
I don't like the smell of it. Number One and
then also you know, yeah, it's it's it is a
taste thing. But yeah, after getting sick, like I got
really sick of it, like it just turned it turned
my guts inside out. And so from that never again.
Uh is there is there a cuisine though, just in
general that you don't like, like, you know, like my dad,

(02:56):
my dad hates Chinese food, but it's because he hates rice.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wow, there there you know what noodles? What's that noodles? Noodle?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, but that's not usually what I unless you go
to Panda you can get that the chow Maine huey.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
I could take or leave typhood all right.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I like everything, honest to god, there's nothing I don't like.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's not like there's not one cuisine in particular. Somebody says,
you mean you're not psyched about.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
It, like overall, like like Mediterranean Like uh oh yeahs
and pretty good.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I like, I know Menicum out of meetings, but I.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do hate like And Greg just brought it up recently
because I have Middle Eastern people in my family, so
I've been exposed to a lot of to bully and
I know you love that flafful driving. I was exposed
a lot of flaffel too. I'm just like, I can't
do it, man, No, all right, SeaBASS any particular cuisine

(03:55):
that yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
No, no, no, really, I'm with with Greg on this one.
I would agree that the like the hero or the
kebab is a little overrated.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
The era, the euro you mean the Jarrow but yeah,
nothing that's like strictly off limits. Yeah, Sammy bacon. Is
there a cuisine though?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
The cuisine overall the thing is is no, not that
I've tried. But often I'll look at something like it's
an Indonesia restaurant. It's you know, my friend was like, oh,
this Napalese restaurant, and I'm like no, and I just
don't try, and I'll look at it and just go like, no,
let's stick to maybe American Italian.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
In a lot of ways, Oh yeah, she's way more
too much, Morgan.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
The only thing for me I tried to eat the
Opium food and I wasn't a big fan because there's
no food that the commercials.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I love it. It's just piles of glop. We are
the world? Hello? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Is a National fourth Grader's Day. I think I mentioned
that already. Greg National Farm is that your favorite. They're
a hero National Gluten Free Day and it's a kiss
a Ginger Day.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's okay, that's not a race.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
That's eight seven seven four wooding. Yeah, is there a
particular cuisine that you can do without? Like if you
can just ace one of them off the planet, it'd
be sad, though, Yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Would it be?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Hit us up on the text over to two two
nine eight seven. Uh, we're gonna get into the entertainment stuff.
Birthday's porn of Birthday come up next here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Hangofday. Next, it's going down in the city of Downey tomorrow.
What's up everybody? It's to Medas. Thank you for listening
to the Woody Show podcast. But if you're in the
city of Downey tomorrow Tuesday, January thirteenth, myself and Bort
we're gonna be at a brand new Racing Kings location
from one to three pm. It's at nine thousand Telegraph Road.

(05:52):
Of course, we'll have a bunch of giveaways like theme
park tickets, concert tickets. What is show merch in more
all tomorrow in Downey two Tuesday, January thirteenth, from one
to three pm. I love to see you there the show. Fuck,
it's like just.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
These fat people standing there.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Who are you fard knockers?

Speaker 9 (06:10):
This is the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Hey be the.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I've still got a Woodie.

Speaker 10 (06:20):
Yeah, welcome back. It is Monday. I love Beatings the
both head Yeah you do.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But uh, new ones.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
On Comedy Central only, and they will be out on
Paramount Plus at some point.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Okay, That's that's what I'm waiting for, the Paramount Plus
because the Comedy Central one has all the commercials and stuff.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Well, I don't even know if they're I don't even
know how the hell their app would work. That's what
I've seen them when I'm in a hotel watching Comedy Central,
the new one.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, So as far as streaming, I'm probably gotta wait
till Paramount I'm guessing, right, dude, give your.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Mom Plus is everyone like kind of just wrote them off,
like why are they even starting out? You know when
they first launched, and people because they're like, well there's
already HBO, Max and Hulu and all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I use it for Yellowstone, I use it for Tulsa
King Yeah yeah, and and.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Then what's this new UFC. Yeah, that's gonna be huge.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Plus they have all the old people shows from CBS,
Blue Bloods and all that crap.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
The love that popping off.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Speaking of throwbacks, shout out to our friend uh writer.
Director actor Kevin Smith announced that there's gonna be another
j and Silent Bob movie. This one is called Jay
Inside of the Bob Store Wars and they're running a
dispensary in the movie and they have a battle with

(07:49):
another dispensary that opens up across the street and they're
like just trying to destroy each other.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Hell, yes, yeah, So I'm here for it. Yeah, and
that's it. You know, it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
He goes, I didn't think I'd be making another Jay
and Silent Bob movie this late into my career, but
I'm here for it and I can't wait to go back.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
They're still putting everything together. They're currently in the casting stage.
No release dad yet. But those movies are always fun. Oh,
they're super fun. I went to the special screenings that
he did for the last one. Hopefully he does this
one where he was there, and you did you know
he went to multiple cities for it.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Well that's and that's the formula people talk. We just
talked the other day about how movie theaters are dying.
That's how you bring them back is live events. And
by the way, that's how Chevy Chase has been doing this.
The Back to the Future people have been doing this
right right, instead of doing comic cons all this stuff.
You go to you know, you have to do this
in La New York. You go to like these small
towns and show up. You could charge you can remember

(08:42):
one charge of butt load done money and yeah, it's
it's basically your own little mini con.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Totally also going on. I want to bring this up.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
The Fortnite south Park Born and Chaos game count On
came out on Friday.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Man players you can you know, Rock Cartman, Kyle Stan,
Kenny Butters, these you know, the mex suits, the the
Fortnite shop thing you do, and there are a whole
bunch of other South Park themed gameplay items in there.
You could explore a new point of interest in Cartman's
own personal theme park called cartman Land.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, I watched the trailer and I was I was
somewhat interesting. Yeah, right exactly. I don't care about Fortnite.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
My son plays Fortnite all the time, and there's all
kinds of clouds. Oh yeah, and not as much as
he did. Surely doesn't do the dances anymore.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Right, like a lot before the whole six seventh thing
happened years ago that at that moment was all these
kids doing those Fortnite dances. It didn't matter where we were.
He would he would, he would break out in uh
in Fortnite dance? Yeah, yeah, the yeah I got, I
got a little clip. I can play for it and
get a buggy dab I don't clim it.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Hey, Dallas Sally, I still didn't get anything. Oh go god,
that was so epic.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I can't believe how much we loo key told you
guys we're low key unbeataboo.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
And then I was on Lokey totally taking cow down.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
I think Kenny Lokey took that out and our chief
feet dance like low key fifty.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Times in a row.

Speaker 12 (10:00):
To last pass.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
You guys never let me play Fortnite with you, Well
that's just because you low key stuck at Fortnite butters yeah,
look like fifty ten low keid.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
My question is, obviously little kids like Fortnite? Do they
care about South Park anymore?

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Allowed to watch?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Maybe is for adults. What's the age is ages eight
through fourteen?

Speaker 7 (10:22):
No, but this is for adults who have kids who
talk like that and act.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
But didn't we I'm saying our adults store, But are
they looking for a new audience?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Didn't we also do like some kind of like Coldplay
show or something, yeah, within Fortnite or something like that.
Marshmallow and so in the game, cheesy poofs allow you
to restore health, heal, or damage enemies, while the one
time use Kenny Respawn token lets you reboot automatically after elimination.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's pretty cool. You can kill Kenny as many times
as you want.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Greg, you're not gonna like this. Jennifer Lowris thinks that
every dog on earth should be dead.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
No, she doesn't. She did not.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
Know.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
She only started to feel this way after she became
a mom because I guess a dog bit her son.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, yeah, so she had to re home her dog. Well,
do what you want to hear the quote? She didn't
say every dog wants should be dead, right.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Jennifer Laurence says, quote, It's almost like I don't recognize
dogs right now, Like I just see them as a threat.
One of them bit my son, and that just made
me want to obliterate every dog. I'm just like, I'm
gonna take you out and your entire effing family, you
and your friends. I'm gonna go to China and take
out all of your friends over there. Anyone who looks

(11:38):
like you is dead. So, yes, that's what she said.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
No bear, guys, she's.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Got no problem with cats though. Quote they're so misunderstood.
They are a holes and people who don't like that
about cats aren't getting that.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
It's why it's so funny.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Until they scratch your kid. Yeah right, let me help
you out here. You don't need to obliterate every dog.
We know which ones he knows which, there's.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Just one really dangerous all breeds, Yes, sweet, exactly. Well, Greg,
if you don't like that, what you got for us?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I like what Conan O'Brien said at a recent talk
that he did at Oxford. If this is the total,
that's what we've been saying. He said that comedians job,
it's their number one job to just always be funny.
Don't go out there and just say F Trump, F Trump,
F Trump, because politics, he says, has gotten angry and
it's not comical anymore. Comedians need to find a way

(12:46):
to just be funny again. Well, he thank you, Cony.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
He also used a good example, and he's like, I
don't know if you guys have the National Inquiry here
or something like it, but you know, he goes that
that that publication will say Elvis Presley found inside a Starbucks,
you know, blah blah blah. It's something completely outrageous, right,
And he said when he used to work for the Lampoon,
like they would, you know, lampoon, They they would like,

(13:11):
you know, take on like People magazine or something and
do a parody of like a People magazine by having
somebody on the cover holding like a fish as opposed
to like some like glamorous shot or whatever. He said,
But you can't. You can't lampoon the Inquirer because it's
already so ridiculous. And he was using that example for
he's like, all right, guys, so we're gonna do this

(13:32):
crazy thing, and we're gonna say the for the joke
that Donald Trump decides to destroy a part of the
White House and build this big, crazy ballroom and he's
not gonna run it by anybody.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
He's just gonna do it whatever. It's like well, yeah,
that just happened last week.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
It's hard to lampoon, you know, so when it's already
like kind of like chaotic and crazy already, I thought
it was a really interesting point. But yes, you're right,
it's like what all but all the jokes are about
any of one thing.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
That's why every one responds with is this an onion article?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
But even like the you know that, it's like the
jokes about the Kardashians every time, like we get.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
It, like how long do we make Bill Clinton Monica
Lewinsky jokes?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Right?

Speaker 8 (14:14):
You know, comedy, I can't even say it's supposed to
be an escape from from reality. So if you're combining
the two, then where's the Yeah, So, I mean I
heard them.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I thought it was I thought it was good to
help other comics take note because there are the they're
just it's a one note boring like we get it,
you're angry, you get it right, So kudos to conah.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
GINI grab what you got.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
So where we talked about the whole jackass thing and
we're trying to figure out like is bam R Jared
going to be involved? Is he not involved? Well the
answer is yes sort of. So it looks like the
beef between Bam and the Jackass crew seems to be
letting up a little bit because he agreed to appear
in Jackass five, but it's only through archival footage. He
won't be filming any new stunts with them.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, this is the smartest thing could do. I'm sure
he does, because they said that in the previous movie
that they did shoot scenes with them, but they just
didn't release it. And it's great because if they released
a new movie, it's all gonna be about Bam. Is
Bam in it? Why isn't Bam in it? And then
he's going to cause a bunch of drama. This way
they can just get ahead of it and to saying,

(15:19):
yeah he's in the movie, everybody wins.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
He's getting a slice. It's stuff you haven't seen before.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
And they don't have to be around him, right exactly.
And we were talking about that.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
I was mentioning about how like Johnny Knoxville that commercial
I saw off with the New Fear Factory, He's like,
so Gray, I'm.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Like, damn you guys.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
So we mentioned that, and a couple of people in
the text had mentioned that. I guess even back in
the heyday of Jackass. He's one of those guys premature
who went all gray super early, so he was dying
his hair all the way like back then.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah, this was a topic of a conversation in the
last Jackass because his hair switched in the middle of
the movie. Oh, if you're called Menas, I think you
do remember that part saw that?

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, Well, anyone who likes the Zaddi is like
this gray hair. I like Morgan likes his.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Oh yeah, and I hope Zach asked the giant, huge
fat guys. I saw him, of all places, at a
Planet Fitness doing what he was standing outside.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
But I have his number, you want to call me?
So I saw him.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Also, he was a lot of the two years ago
at the gathering of the Juggalos, and I went to
go see what he was up to, and he didn't
like fall on a porky cactus or a porcupine.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
He was doing stand up.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Remind this has nothing to do with entertainment, But you're
saying Planet Fitness reminded me. Was Planet Fitness the place
that you had a beef with because like the whether
the treadmills didn't go fast enough or there was somebody
that didn't they didn't have the weights that you wanted
or something.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah, Planet Fitness, I've I generally enjoy quite a quite
a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I go there.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
I got dozens of them. I did have a beef
recently where there was a guy and they have they
have signs everywhere that say no gym bags on the
floor because people camp out, especially these weightlifting bros. They
bring these giant bags and that they're not using any
of that crap in there, but they'll PLoP it in
front of something and they'll walk away and you can't reserve,
you know, to say it right or or just in
general and then forget about it.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yeah, uh they have lockers, but the guy have one
left out. And then there happen to be a little
purple shirt dude walking on. I pointed it, said, oh, hey,
would you mind grabbing you know, just telling that guy
that you know his gym bags out, Like, well, we
don't have it's not a gym on the what I
point to the sign on the He's like.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
There we go, Well that's not a gym. You do
you look? You seek out conflict, I seek out. I
seek out you get a better world, get a better world.
What I'm saying is that does that stuff kind of
feed you, like when you get to point to a
sign and go, well, you know like is that well
it makes it kind of like like we're you know.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
What it does is I'm I'm greg you know this
with your weights and measures things. I'm tired of going
through the world. We know how to behave properly, and
we're just choosing not to right.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
And when we can create a certain policy like no
bad on the which has a good purpose behind it,
then why did you start it if you're not going
to do it?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
So yeah, anyway, so while it wasn't the one that
Sea Bass has be, I thought I had an answer
finally too, like you, because there was something he was
complaining about where the treadmills weren't fast enough.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Remember he was so fast from whatever the work gym
only goes to twelve.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, So anyway, I saw something remind me to bring
up Planet Fitness. But well you do that because we're
focusing here on the entertainment. But I do have something.
There was like a business story about Planet Fitness. Okay,
I thought it was interesting. You know, I have a
beef as well. You might be like, oh, I don't
have a beef. The planet fit is at odd. You know,
I have a slight.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Okay, twelve miles an hours too.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Slow, menace? Yes what you got? Well, the Beckham family
drama still continues. You know, David Beckham and Victoria Beckham.
They have two sons and they have been beefing. And
the beef has gone to a new level because Brooklyn
Beckham will no longer speak to his parents without talking
through a lawyer. So they want to talk to him,

(19:02):
they have to contact his lawyer and then he has
to respond through his lawyer. Change lots in the door.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
So he was having a beef with the brother.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
He was having to be for the brother, the parents,
the parents, because the parents were like trying to swash
the beef between the brothers as they yeah, and this
Brooklyn guy does not like that. And the whole beef
allegedly has started because his younger brother, Romeo, is dating
one of his ex girlfriends. Now, Brooklyn is already married,

(19:31):
and he's and he's married to some chick whose dad's
like some billionaire. So I guess that's why he's not
really worried about cutting off his super rich family because
he's like, oh, I'm married to some billionaire chick anyways,
but yeah, they can only speak through lawyers.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
I would beg a kid like this to go no
contact with me, Like, good riddance. You see pain in
my ass.

Speaker 7 (19:53):
That's so uncomfortable though, Like at family gatherings, him and.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
His wife, no, they're not showing up. He's like not
even talking to That's why he's and apparently it's like
really causing a lot of apparently arama because Victoria. Victoria
has really really upset by it.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Change those locks, man, I'm telling ever since the Rob
Reiner thing, like I even had a moment where like
my son was mad about something. He was mad because
we made, you know, a decision about something.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
We got some you know thing from the school saying
that he had an assignment that was late, and he
was like trying to justify. But they just have an up.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Dude yet, which every parent's heard because everything's to the
computer now, just have an UD yet.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I'm like, all right, well we'll find out.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Send us an send an email, copy the copy us
on the email to your teacher letting him know that
they haven't updated their system yet. So I'm like I'm
looking at him going, man, like, you don't really want
to piss him off that much because these kids do
kill their parents.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, after he goes to rehab fifteen times, Yeah, saying
that true.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
What was the thing, Gina, there was something that you
would saw about, like speaking of Nick Reiner. Yeah, it's
a conspiracy.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah, he's he's Yeah, he admits that he killed his parents,
so we got that. But apparently he doesn't fully understand
why he's purely he he doesn't understand why he's in
jail because you killed your parents. Yeah, but he thinks
there's a conspiracy against him.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
But you said you killed your parents, right, But it's conspiracy.
That's why you go to jail, because when you kill somebody,
that's that's what happens, you go to jail.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
His legal team, this is shocking, I know, but it's
moving forward with the insanity defense.

Speaker 12 (21:28):
Well, he's schizophrenic for sure.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
I believe he's crazy effective and they changed his meds
a few weeks before this.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
I believe anybody who has the ability to go through
with killing somebody, killing a person is crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
They don't think the same way that you know, the
average that the rest of.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Us think ye.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, so anyway, he'll be fine. Time for your birthdays
and birthday show we don't.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
And you know you don't.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
He starting with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Yeah, what should we get him?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
What can you get them?

Speaker 6 (22:07):
Seriously, I'm sure you could find some.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Jeff Bezos is sixty two years old. Howard Stern is
seventy two years old today, Son, you got the musician
horror film director Rob Zombie, who is sixty one. Zane Mallick,
formerly of One Direction, now doing his own solo pop thing.
He's thirty three. All of Her Platt from West Wing Chicago,

(22:31):
Mail and the Bunch of Stuff he's sixty six. And
Melanie Sporty Spice from The Spice Girls. He is fifty two.
Your porn of birthday today is romy Rain and today's
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Speaker 4 (23:25):
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and at your porno birthday, your celebrity birthday is and
that a little lookal what's happening around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You're on the Woody Show. All right, Welcome back everybody.
It is Monday. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, So I wanted to mention this Planet Fitness came
up in that round of we're talking entertainment stuff. It
remind me of something I read and I conflate things
sometimes where it's like there's so much stuff. We talk about,
so many things, so many things. I don't remember who
said what and when Sea Bass did complain about the
treadmills not being fast enough at one point it's some gym.

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For whatever reason, I thought that was Planet Fitness. But
maybe I'm getting confused because he goes to Planet Fitness,
I do, and he likes Planet Fitness.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
They're my favorite because they're everywhere and they're always the same.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Which which based on what I read, what I wanted
to share with the other, which I thought was interesting. Uh,
doesn't make any sense because Seabst considers him himself a
serious workout guy. It needs heavy wet. He had what's
the what's that free weight that you had on your
desk for the longest time.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
It's like one hundred pounds sixty.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
He used it all the time. Yeah, he's got to
find it. So yeah, yeah, you's seeing sixty sixty. Yeah
all right, so you know he wants the faster treadmills.
So this whole thing about New Year and people signing
up for gym memberships, there's they get a ton of
business offics from people who come in, they sign up,
and then they never go or show up. That's the
best We talked about mailbox money. That's exactly what it

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is like.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
You're you're a business and so people are paying you,
but you don't actually have to provide anything for that, right.
So Planet Fitness used to be more geared toward people
who wanted the heavier free weights and these different things.
And they realized that man, these people around the New
Year they sign up or the casual they went for

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more of the casual person. They'll make more money but
have fewer people in the actual gyms because the people
that they're targeting aren't the people who are going to
show up every day.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
And what they did to kind of thin the herd,
it was a long time ago. It was this whole
thing about their business model. So what they did is
they got rid of the heavier free weights at all
their locations, and they made some other rules that didn't
appeal to the people who are like the big like muscle.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
They have the lunk.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Alarm for just that, yea, where they and I've never
seen it work properly, but they literally have an alarm
where it's called the lunk alarms. They don't want big
lunks dropping weights.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Okay, that was one of the things they mentioned the article.
So they did they implement certain and rules that were
huge turnoffs to like hardcore gymose are.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
The golds gym type of guys?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
And then and then they changed the whole thing about
like no judgments and it's a judgment free zone, right yeah.
And so what they did is they they had and
they lowered their price because like, what does it matter,
It's gonna be so they went for the quantity right
of just getting people to sign up with you know,
knowing that ninety plus percent of these people.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Will show some months, will show, yeah, will.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Show up maybe once or twice the entire year. So good,
and they're just like ringing that credit card everyone. Yeah,
a couple of things on that, which is beautiful, I mean,
very smart.

Speaker 13 (26:38):
They're so popular.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
The Babylon b had a headline this year Planet Fitness
offering convenient you two week membership for New Year's Oh no,
but to your point, yes, the like the heaviest freeways
to Planet Fitness are typically seventy five pounders. However, I
have noticed multiple locations are now ditching because a lot
of these like eighties style machines. Are they just unused

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forever and they like this air climber No no, no, like
like the curl machine or they have think these these
are the ad ad doctor machine.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Like these tiny little things squeeze your thighs together.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yeah, a little like those trice up extension machines that
aren't Cagle machine. They're ditching a lot of that, and
they're actually putting in at numerous locations Olympic weights with
platforms which are like, that's the big big kind of
bulbus sea rubbery weights that you are you can drop
if you want to. They don't like you doing that,
but they put those on a platform with a nice
hardwood surface, which you would want for squats and power

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cleans and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
But this is, uh, this whole article is talking about
businesses that create ways for people to either have a
membership like a like a like a thing like this
or other things about it, and then you never actually
have to, you know, give the customer anything that you
never have to have any real interaction other than you know,
taking the charge.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Everyone call chiropractors and now may share my beef.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Since nineteen ninety nine when Planet fin has started, two.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Years after they discontinued your favorite item from Taco Bell,
yeah started.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
They added free pizza month once a month, and since
COVID they have not brought it back. Brought pizza back
since then.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
I'm out, yeah, all right, I've actually never been in
one when that happened. All I see here I have.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
That's how they got me to sign up a gym
with pizza.

Speaker 13 (28:25):
It used to be like the first.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yes, they still have twitsy rolls here and there. But yeah,
that's what pizza. Good question.

Speaker 14 (28:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
How about like we can have a gym where instead
of like water that comes out of the water fountains,
it's just like chocolate shake.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, keep them fat.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yeah yeah right, yeah, exactly, I want my free pizza.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Text us over to
two two nine eight seven. Take the break more Monday
Woody Show is next.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (28:53):
We'll be back in a sec.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I feel this is more for people who the next
step would be drinking hand sanitized.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (29:02):
All right, into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world on this Monday morning, New week getting
after a great a right, let's get after.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
It finally, right, Yeah, so pumped? You know, yeah, Weed,
I know, I know. The weekend was just too long,
way too long. Body, that's great gory.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
We got Menace here, We've got Sea Bass, We've got
Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Somebody said, hey, you
guys are talking about that Applebee's om cheeseburger thing.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
They said they tried it.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Horrible, So it came a commercial came on TV yesterday
during football. I didn't even say anything. My wife saw
it on TV and just starts laughing hysterically. She goes,
oh my god.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
She has.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
We go to like, you know, I hop kind of
place and it's like, you know, stuffed cheesecake, French toasts,
like like over the top, yeah, over the top, something else,
super ridiculous, super dessert. Oh, she's disguised as pancakes for breakfast.
Laughing at it because she like, she's like a health

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person and she's no, she's not a health person at all.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
But she goes, man, how fat do you got to be?
You see those things sometimes, like the different things they
come up with, the I hops and stuff, and you go,
oh my god, dude, it's a it's a Sunday inside
of a cinnamon roll.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Remember that old SNL bit about Taco Town. Burt. We
wrapped it into whatever we you know, covered it and
deep fried put it in a tote bag in front
of chill. It's just about moderation.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
She's a cheeseburger dipped in cheese.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Cheesecake factory has a hamburger with a fried mac and
cheeseball on it.

Speaker 12 (31:00):
And like sometimes it's the novelty. When I saw that
on the menu, I was like, well, I have to
get it.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
So she's like, why you can get to skill it?
Like you see the fetas on but it's got the
melted or the caeso you know, cheese sauce slash, you
know melted.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You know.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
We talked to om cheeseburgers. It's the cheeseburger cut in
half and they just sit it in this puddle of cheese.
It looked good to me.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
It does look good, and I can't trust anybody's food.
It sounds good. It was just funny because you know,
here we are going, oh yeah, talking about it.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
What show?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Meanwhile, she sees the commercial starts laughing hysterically. But I guess,
I mean according to the texture here, it's it's not
good cheese.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah, yeah, I mean the cheese could not be good
correct either way. Yeah, I'm down to try it.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, I'd be willing to try it. I'd be willing
to try it. I'll risk it weekend cheers and jeers.
I was I don't know why I was so into
keeping track of the picks between Gina and dumbass Tyler
for wild Card Weekend.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, as it stands right now, has a one game advantage.
It's amazing, a one game advantage over dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Tyler, which is great because this goes with the narrative
that amongst defend group that Tyler has like the worst
picks ever. And then so when it comes to sports betting,
we always ask Tyler who's going to win, and then
we go.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
With the other. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
And I was literally going off vibes and whose uniforms
prettier and who they reminded me of in other commercials.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
If you want to win money, just ask Tyler who's
going to win and then do the opposite.

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Is he on Suicide Watch right now?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm not happy.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
We'll just leave it at that.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
You're working too hard.

Speaker 16 (32:39):
Yeah, So basically I need the Texans to win.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
To tie end up being tied.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Yeah, I can't lose to tie.

Speaker 16 (32:47):
Yeah, which I can live with that at this point.
Like the games I picked, they just flipped on the
other side, they were really close.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'm just trying to justify because you went with the favorites.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Man, Like you watch too much of the sports talk stuff,
you get caught up in all the stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
And you started to believe. Yeah, man, yeah, you know what, Yeah,
you get gas lit. So yeah, man, you know what,
I think Jacksonville is going to win that game. Oh
my god, they are going to beat the Bills. So
I knew. I knew Philly was the favorite.

Speaker 16 (33:18):
Was Jacksonville actually the favorite in that one?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
But everybody was hyping Jacksonville all week long? Jacksonville. I
did see a post a said Chargers to the super
Bowl for a win. Yeah, well yeah there there not
bolt up. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
But anyway, so as of as of right now, you've
got a one game lead. I was four and one.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Yeah, But I mean I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
I'm kind of halfway between, you know, where Tyler is
with you know, your consumption of sports talk and stuff,
and then Gina, who's absolutely not. I'm kind of in
the middle there, like, of course I'm paying attention, but
I'm not. I don't have a fantasy team. I'll be
like a prize picks kind of thing, you know, but
like not, you know.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Yeah, you're not. You don't eat, sleep and.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Breathe it for yeah, correct, but hey, way to go,
you know, I expect that you're gonna have, well, I
don't expect that you're gonna have I hope that you
were going to have a two game lead after Tonight's
get you do? Yeah, okay, something that doesn't happen.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
So yeah, well we need we need some kind of
tiebreaker though, like maybe points? What yeah, just how many
total points for the game? Okay, yeah, four, that's put
some thought into it. Hey, well so we'll figure it out.
Not right now, you can. You can think about it,
mean total points, total points. If you add up how

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many points the Steelers will score, will score and how
many points the Texans will score, then you add them together.
Like you ever hear about the over, I'm taking the over. Yes,
Like say they say the numbers said it like forty five.
They're saying there's gonna be total forty five points in
the game. If you bet the over, you're thinking there's
gonna be more than that. Okay, So that's that's where
that's that'll be the tie breaker.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
I'll do that.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Whoever's closer, because you can't have a tie in the postseason,
No way, you can't do it.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
That terrible unless we want to carry it through until
you know next week, you know, for the divisional round.
Let ride, baby, Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Just let it ride.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I need to know who to bet for, so Tyler
tell me, please, let's all make some money. Tyler, get
those picks in. Yeah, Gina weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Well, speaking of that, I'll start with my jeers. Just
the Chargers blowing my perfect winning streak against Tyler, which
I only knew about because like what you would tell me,
or like I was, my husband would tell me. I'd
be like, oh, good for me, and I kept patting
myself on the back.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
And she and she would like text me about how
oh well, I'm like, the game has like ten minutes left,
but does that matter?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
But it was consistent with what I thought would happen.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
It absolutely does matter.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Well, that was super fun, but it was a jeers
because I really wanted to be perfect because how hilarious
would that be? But that was really my only jeers.
Cheers you a kid, our kid being gone the entire day,
like six hours. Check out this day that my husband
I had. We had our first salsa dance class lesson
which was hilarious strong It was, I mean, we were

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laughing so hard. The whole time. But it was really fun.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I'm glad you're having Really you guys, you know this
is not under protest. You guys decided to do this together.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
I had been asking for years.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I'm saying that when when you see when my wife
and I see people young like little tiny babies and
stuff or young kids, we go we get that full
body douche chill, because man, we remember those days. Like
I hear about salsa dance class and I immediately get
like a h oh, that sounds terrible.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
It was so fun, we both I.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
The only one not at all face.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I just think is so difficult.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Oh no, it was not fun like back and forth.
I mean it was so much. It was just the
two of us and the teacher who was super hot.
This check and that helps yet a class full of people. No, okay,
that's it was so much fun.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
And then it just seems like something you do, like
if you're an Instagram influencer, why right, Like you don't
think that regular people would do that. You would think
it would just be something so you could post on
the gram like we're not.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Posting this gases.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, you heard the thing with salsa dance. People like
they get into it like that becomes their life. Well,
good for their identity. Yeah, so yeah, no, no, I'm
not just staying like I think you're not discussing it.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I think I think I speak for everybody. We're all
we're all happy that you're having a great time. Yeah,
we just don't we're not getting well.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
It worked for my husband, you get to that point, Well,
it definitely worked for my husband because the kid was
gone all day. We went to this like half hour
class and then had sex twice and then took a.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Three hour nap twice.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
It was a great day.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Life could be that way without the kid, all.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Without the salsa lessons, which it cannot, but it was
so much fun. And then you know it did the
class went home, got it on a bunch of times,
and took a nap, like a lengthy, luxurious nap with
no alarm set. It could be like that all the time.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Could Yeah, I'm sure that there's a market for healthy
white babies in.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
The white fifth graders.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I told you.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
I think the rule is if it fits at chips. Yeah,
if you can fit the kid into those boxes at
the firehouse. I don't think it matters how old they are.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
I don't think he's had that growth sport yet.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Have the receipt You're fine?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
So Gina, though, question, are you recommending everybody do salted
dancing for their.

Speaker 12 (38:39):
Sex lives like it's directly related?

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Well, it worked for me because we were like, we
were like having so much fun and I was laughing
the whole time, and it wasn't just like another day
where it's like, hey, what's up, what do you want
to do? I don't know, like we were doing something different.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
I think it is that she was given this by
her husband as a gift, and so it was the
thoughtfulness of it. So I think that kind of played
it like he's doing this for me.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
Yeah, and he had to show up and I have
like a happy face.

Speaker 12 (39:07):
Okay. Not the physicalness of salsa dancing itself.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
I don't know. I mean, we're not that swaying of
the hips. Oh yeah, definitely. No, I don't think we're
there yet, Sammy. I think I think it's more of
what he's.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Doing Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
So my cheers is kind of like a jeers. But
I found a way to reframe.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
It, right, because this is all about my New Year
new attitude, right, and I'm proud of myself. I had
a very long day yesterday. Let's just say I drove
an hour to go do something for the show. And
I got there and realized I don't have my wallet,
so I couldn't park or get a ticket.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
So how to drive an hour back home?

Speaker 11 (39:44):
What?

Speaker 13 (39:45):
An hour back there?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
That doesn't sound right? And I licensed the park?

Speaker 13 (39:52):
No, I needed a card.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
She had no park.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
But he just parked super far away and then walked there.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
Oh that doesn't work for where I went. I was
already far away, all right. But anyways, the old meat
would have been like killing myself right or someone else
on the road.

Speaker 13 (40:08):
But I stayed strong. I did what I needed to do,
and I'm here.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
That's what so many blood vessels.

Speaker 13 (40:18):
Yeah, it's sad that that's the only cheers I can
think of.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
It was like an extra at least three hours.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Do you use Apple Pay?

Speaker 13 (40:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
And that could have saved it too.

Speaker 13 (40:28):
It could have. My mom was telling me that.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
But I don't feel weird about combining my phone and
my payment information.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, very anti, but I fully embraced it.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
Now.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Fine, do you ever log onto your bank account through
your phone?

Speaker 11 (40:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
What's the difference. It's not like they like, it's not
the money.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Like, if you want to use Apple Pay, you need
the pass code to activate the Apple Pay.

Speaker 13 (40:52):
If I were to lose my phone, then someone has.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
They would have on there no no pass code to
get in. Yeah you can't. Well do you know how
pay works?

Speaker 13 (41:01):
No, I've never used it.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Okay, So let's say I'm okay, So I double clicked. Okay,
So there's my there's my visa card right, see says
hold near reader. It's because it already like I would
either have to punch the password in or it use
my face ID on this one. Now I can use it.
It's not just having the phone. It's just open right,
I get that open season to whatever's on here.

Speaker 13 (41:22):
But I mean I'll do it now. That was a
lesson learned.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, there's American expresses that asking for a pass code.
There's no card number on there. It just it just
it just shows what the card.

Speaker 13 (41:31):
Is and it knows when you're closed.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, you have to put it, he says, pay with
passcode or double click here that is the face ID.

Speaker 13 (41:37):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Well, I think it'll save you.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
It'll save you some hassle if you ever do leave
the house, maybe without your wall together or.

Speaker 13 (41:42):
Right, yeah, maybe a lesson learned on that one.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
My jeers menace. This actually goes to you. Oh what
I do thanks to you. Let me start by saying,
I love my neighbors. Right, We're all super closed they
we look out for each other, all that good stuff.
But sometimes when I'm walking my dog, I don't have
thirty minutes to just Yeah, but the ladies in the neighborhood, right,
so I will fake get on the phone and walk.

Speaker 13 (42:05):
I do it a lot.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
I do that.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
They're going to hear this and I'm like, oh, hey, Susan,
you know, sorry, I gotta go with my mom.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (42:13):
I did this over the weekend.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
And while I'm faking the phone call, my phone starts ringing.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
God, you know, and there's no way to get out
of it.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I do the fake.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I do the fake phone call thing. If I see
like solicitors outside of a store, always always the store, Yeah,
anyone you don't get if you're holding the clipboard or
you have like a little table set up and it's
clearly something that like can I talk to you about
whatever it is? No, hey mom, yes, no, and I
have a mom too busy, I say, Mom, I do

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like the whole like no, no, no right now, and I'm
just holding them like no, no, smart, I just keep walking.
Get in the store, put the phone back in.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
The pocket, put it on vibrate before you go for
the wall.

Speaker 13 (42:57):
Exactly. Another lesson learned.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Susan hates you know sorry eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can text us check in your weekend cheers and
jeers over to two two nine eight seven the Woody Ship.
See now we have somebody who's texting over to two
two nine eighty seven saying that says me and my wife.
We tried the om Chief burger at Applebe's yesterday and

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it was delicious.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh see back on track to trust. Yeah, gotta try
it for yourself. Who just heard about it? Us talking
about it?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
It's that burger looks so nasty, does not.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
I think we're just gonna have to try it for ourselves.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Serious.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
All right, It's a Monday, and time to check in
on the trending news headlines with Gina.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Grad The wild Card weekend is almost over. Things got
pretty crazy. The Rams barely got past the Panthers in
a three point game. The Bears pulled off a huge
comeback after being down eighteen to beat the Packers, and
the Bills squeezed out the Jaguars, also by three. The
forty nine Ers knocked out defending Super Bowl champs the Eagles,
and last night the Patriots ended the Charger season. Now

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the divisional round is set. In the NFC, the forty
nine Ers head to Seattle and the Rams go to Chicago.
In the AFC, the Bills go to Denver and the
winner of tonight Steelers Texans game will face the Patriots.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Dude, that forty nine Seahawks game is going to be crazy.
I think the Seahawks won that one their favorite, right Yeah.
They talk about getting hot at the right time, like
that team could not be any hotter right now? Yeah, physically,
and then they're also playing very well. Yeah, but they're sexy,
they're so high looking at it.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Then, I tell you.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
This Chicago Bears team, I still don't believe that they're
as good as their record says. I can't believe they
won so many games. And it doesn't matter if it's
three points, they're down by eighteen points or what they
come back and they win. It's gotta be because their
number one fan is pop Leo. Oh, it's got to

(45:00):
be a miracle. It's divine intervention. Yeah, there's no other.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Explanation they have got on their side.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
I mean, just the way these things. It's one thing
you have a couple of games. Yeah, but that is
the ongoing. That's the theme of this whole entire you know,
run for the for the Bears.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
It's like, uh, the Steelers the game against the Ravens
field goal wide right, he missed it. And before the
game they were sprinkling you know, they had a staff
there sprinkling holy water and that that end zone.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
So I mean, and if you have the Pope as
your number one fan, things will happen.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
I think it all right, that does make sense.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Well.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Protests are still going on in Minnesota for the woman
who was shot and killed by an ICE agent last week.
The Trump administration still says the woman was trying to
run over the agent and have called what she did
an act of domestic terrorism. On the other side, local
officials are upset because the FBI has taken over the
investigation and cut the state out completely. They can't even
access evidence anymore. But despite all that, Minnesota leaders are

(46:01):
asking protesters to please keep things peaceful. And the eighty
third Annual Golden Globes went down last night. Hamnett took
home the award for Best Motion Picture Drama, while won
Battle after another one for Best Musical or Comedy, which,
if you saw it, it's just a strange category to
put it in. That movie had four wins last night.

(46:21):
Wagner Mora won Best Actor in the Drama for The
Secret Agent Gregory You ever heard of it?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I'm watching some of these Golden Globes and I've thought
who for what movie? For the Who?

Speaker 9 (46:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:35):
And Timothy Shallomey he won Best Actor for Marty Supreme
for the Ladies, Jesse Buckley won Best Actress in a
Drama for Hamnet, and Rose Byrne won for If I
Had Legs, I Kick You, which I also don't know
anything about.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I don't, but I do love Roseberry.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
I do do.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
She was the voice of Jexy Hello.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Watching the show, I did, Yeah, Nicky Glazer again, she
crushed it?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Did she a good job?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
I've just I've just heard clips and I don't know,
like maybe because all I hear Niki Lazer do at
this point are roasts.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Yeah, you know, I'm like, all right, wanting her to
go harder.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Well, I mean she I don't just like some of
the some of the content some yeah, some some of
this stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You know, I don't know if it's part of the
model because I didn't watch it, don't know. I it
was part of the monologue, but you know, talking about
like Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, but I thought that was funny.
When she was so, she was like, you know, of
course makes a joke how he dates younger women. And
she apologized and said, look, this is all we know
about you. We don't know anything about you. The last
time you had a deep interview was like Team B

(47:37):
and you that you like pasta. So do you still like?
I guess, I guess.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I guess The point is it's like if it's it's
it's the same, Like the roasting is just one dimensional,
the same notes, right, And I like her a lot,
like I'm a Nicki Glazer fan and just the I'm
not an award show guy anyway or celebrity guy, but yeah,
just hearing some of the clips, I'm like, is this
and played out.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, yeah, bull stale. I mean, like, what would the
other angle be.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Well, I mean Ricky Gervas really kind of started with
the whole roasting of the celebrities.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
Semi drunk.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, and he was funny and that was funny.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
But a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, but Ricky Gervas is so much more than that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Whereas Nicky Glazer has now become the Queen of ros
and so she just I don't know, she's kind of just.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I jumped in mid broadcast hoping to see more Nicki Glazer.
I thought it was kind of entertaining but also weird
that they had two for lack of a better word,
play by play guys during the war ceremony. I thought
it was okay.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
But it was just different, didn't add anything.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Well, on the TV side, very excited about this. Ria
see Horn took home Best Actress in a TV Drama
for Pluribus That's on Apple and It's amazing, And Gregg
Jean Smart Best Actress for Musical Comedy for Hacks yet
again and finally for Men. Both Noah Wiley and Seth
Rogan continued to dominate by taking home Best Actor awards
for the Pit and the Studio, and those shows took

(49:04):
home Awards for Best Drama and Comedy. Too Well. Home
Alone star Daniel Stern was busted over the weekend after
allegedly trying to pick up a prostitute during the holidays
in La Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
You know who he is.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
You know he played Mars, one of These Bandits and
Home Alone You and a million other things.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
He was the voice of the adult Kevin Arnold for
the the narrator voice in.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
So many things. And because soliciting a prostitute is only
a misdemeanor in California, he could end up with six
months in jail and just a thousand dollars fine.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Cares And if it's consenting adults, let him buy a
prostitute who cares well?

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Speaking of possibly.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Either way, go to Salleson. I just saved a bunch
of people at text.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yeah, And speaking of possibly creepy actors, Timothy Bussfield, you've
seen him. He's He played Danny on the West Wing
point back in the day in Revenge of the Nerds.
He was on thirty something, he was in the movie
Field of Dreams. Well, he's in big trouble. A judge
issued an arrest warrant against him over the weekend for
charges of criminal sexual contact of a minor and child abuse.

(50:14):
He's accused of inappropriately touching a kid actor on the
set of the TV series The Cleaning Lady, and the
document says, yeah, that the kid reported this back in
twenty twenty two. He's denied everything, and we don't know
if he's in custody or not. But his wife, actress
Melissa Gilbert, from a house in the prairie exactly. She
deleted all of her social media And this is also

(50:35):
kind of interesting. Just this past November, she went off
on social media after you know, Megan Kelly, very conservative
podcaster now suggested that being into fifteen year olds doesn't
make Jeffrey Epstein a pedophile. And now she's like back
in a way because her husband might be on the
hook for you know, talking to kids a little inappropriately
or touching.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Well, you can go back on social media find all
those arguments that go, well, how does this apply in
your own house?

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, legendary rocker Bob where passed away
on Saturday was seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I bumper you, Greg, I know how it ruined my
entire weekend, much.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Like Radiohead is MENACE's favorite music group of all time.
Greg loves him the Grateful Dead and all the people who.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Are into the Grateful Dead. There's nothing like a twenty
nine minute jam session, so good.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Well.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
He was the co founder guitarist for The Grateful Dead
and had been dealing with cancer since July, but his
cause of death was an underlying lung issue, and the
announcement was on his Instagram page, and said his work
did more than fill rooms with music, it was a
warm sunlight that filled the soul. He was surrounded by
loved ones when he passed, and he leaves a wife
and two daughters.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
The only song I've ever liked from Grateful Dead was
that song Touch of Gray.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I think that's the only song. Most people know about it.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Well, I like Box of Rain.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Don't know it?

Speaker 6 (51:51):
Yes, you do? You know Casey Jones.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Here's Touch of Gray.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Keep like this right, I don't hate.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I think they're overrated, Okay, I know that this is
This was a huge even if you weren't into the Dead.
This is such a huge radio hit back in the.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
It was probably the only hit.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, I didn't realize it was them because they had
they had some other songs that that you would recognize,
and they've been used in like a lot of commercials
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Believe it, Yeah, believe it or not. You wouldn't think
that really be like a thing.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I thought Touch of Gray was the only one I
knew by them.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
No, hold on, somebody put together, yeah, somebody put together
little montage. Let's see if you know, let's see if
you know these songs.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Hold On, here we go.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
It started.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
No, no, not that one. Hold on that's a clip bob.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I don't know this. You've never heard that truck?

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Okay that one.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I do know this one.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Okay, sure, no.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
So I'm not a piece of hippie garbage.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
This one, okay, grateful.

Speaker 17 (53:18):
Show.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I've heard that song of course, Touch Up Gray. Yeah,
this came out in nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
By the whole song.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
That had to be their their their biggest Yeah, I
mean as far as like yeah commercial. Yeah, but yeah,
let's just go suck on a giant balloon and.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Oyrco do live it. So instead of one, I know.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Three, Okay, good for you, it's you're a deadhead. Oh
for the fourth weekend in a row, Avatar, Fire and
Ash finish number one at the box office. The movie
is another one for James Cameron, a huge money maker
for Disney since it's made over a billion dollars so far.
In Paramount's horror film Primate Anyone debut in second, Sidney
Sweeney's The Housemaid finished third, Zutopia finished fourth, and finally

(54:03):
Greenland two Migration runs out the top five. It's very
possible that Avatar could finish number one for a fifth weekend,
since its only new competition is going to be twenty
eight years later The Bone Temple and.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
The follow that.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
If that doesn't sound like a portal, we welcome to
the Bone. The Bone.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
And finally, more monkeys on the loose, this time in
Saint Louis run crazy. On Friday, everyone was on the
lookout for a group of vervet monkeys near O'Fallon Park
in North Saint Louis. No one knows where they came
from or how many there are, but they think there's
at least four.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, So that was Friday.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Yeah, the monkey news breaks right and then right after that,
on the heels of that, there was like a goat
on the.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Loose goat on the loose in Saint Louis. Yeah, it's
like black and white goat.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
With a little collar.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Yeah yeah, Like what the hell is going on? Like
Noah's ark run a ground.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Exactly, somebody's birthday party got out of control, exactly. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Monkey is so damn cute.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
No, they're so cute. They're still on the loose, right, Yeah,
you can get you one. Well, they actually say please
don't touch them. If you if you see.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I want it.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You can you see the way people react to wild animals. Yeah,
they think like it's a cartoon. You're going to become friends.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Yeah, exactly. They'll just pick up on my vibe and whant.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
To come home with me.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Jump on your shoulders.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Right, I'm going to go to a hot shot so
you can get some French fries and give it to them.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Eight seven seven forty four The Woody Show. I think
I keep seeing.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Something about I don't dude, Greg, I'm telling you I
have and I was talking to my wife about this
over the weekend. But I think I've made a conscious
decision in twenty twenty six to just back away.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
From the news.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
It's so liberating and I'm enjoying it. Yeah, like I
have a thirty thousand foot view.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, exactly, that's the term. I'm a very like general view.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
It's not that I'm completely oblivious the things that are
going on, right, I just you know, when they you
see on a website and it has all these different
things and you see the first couple of sentences of
whatever the story is.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
They kind of do bullet points.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That's for the article. Yeah, and this is kind of
like more. I don't click to read more. No, no, no, no,
And that's just I just keep scrolling.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
And then I saw some funny video where you know,
horses were doing funny stuff, and that's it. So you
have a general awareness of what's going on, but like
just digging deep into it. So when people go and
people ask quite often just because of what we do, well,
I haven't heard you guys say anything about blah blah blah,
you know what, could then read the story and you won't.

(56:46):
So we want to know kind of what's going That's
why I'm relying on Gina just kind of you know,
just the top top, top, top line stuff.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
We're to be experts.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yeah, I went from one extreme to the other where
the news was on twenty four hours a day at
the house. Oh yeah, just if I was home, it
was the news.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah, it was it.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Like, I'm just I'm just not paying attention certain things altogether,
just not paying attention. Yeah, I'm not even I'm not
even going to do the two sentence part of it.
I'm just gonna ignore. But one thing I did see
pop up, and I don't know the details of it,
and I actually am interested more and I think maybe
medics will know more about it. What was the Instagram
hacked thing? There was a story about So there was

(57:24):
like all these accounts that got hacked.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah, so seventeen million accounts got hacked and all the
information up on the dark web, like else, you know,
phone numbers, you're maybe possibly your address? So what does
what does Instagram have of yours other than your user
name and your login? Have your address?

Speaker 18 (57:42):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (57:42):
Do?

Speaker 17 (57:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Sometimes?

Speaker 13 (57:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Well if you maybe you have ad revenue attached to
it or something like that.

Speaker 13 (57:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
And it has affected two of my friends already this
past week. And what's crazy is and I say, I
don't know, maybe it's just a coincidence, but you might
have to look out if you have a kid because
both of the people that got affected have kids and
just randomly after this hack, their accounts got flagged for
child abuse and accounts gone. Oh yeah, so they have

(58:15):
to go through this whole process of like trying to
get their accounts back, and so they have to reach
out and they have to use their phone number to
reach out, and they found out that your iPhone automatically
blocks the phone number from meta to like try to
reactivate it on their like customer service. So they kept
on trying to send the code and they they got

(58:37):
blocked from that because you send the code too many times.
So it's a big nightmare.

Speaker 12 (58:41):
So how did they find out that they were hacked
to begin with?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Like, they don't know, it's just a it's a coincident
of the time, a coincidence all just all of a
sudden that their account was deleted.

Speaker 12 (58:49):
Yeah yeah, oh their account, Oh I see it. But
like any one of us could have been hacked dark
infos on the dark webard.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Yeah, it could be right now. Yeah, So they are
recommending that you do reset your password, but there is
involving this tack. There's emails going out asking you to
reset your password. Don't do that through the email. Just
do it through your physical phone.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Anytime there's like, oh, we have a question on your
credit card account, like, don't go through the email. Don't
like you go directly to the source that you deal with. Yeah,
so if it's a credit card thing, grab your card,
look at the phone number on the back of the card.
Call that number, like, don't click on I forgot my
My mom just clicked on something or my stepdad just

(59:31):
clicked on something, and what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (59:33):
You know, it's funny that you mentioned this. I had
a weird thing that happened over the week or yeah,
a couple of days ago. I was trying to call
our insurance company and it was the legit number, but
everything sounded weird, and the guy kept putting me on hold,
and then he said he couldn't find any of my
information and could he have my social Security number? And
I hung up.

Speaker 12 (59:50):
Oh yeah, that's our insurance company.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
That sounds about right, but everything has gotten worse.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Okay, so that was unfortunately legit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
That's legit. Yeah, that's that's legito. So look out. Uh,
justword from your phone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah, okay, you know, got me hip to this thing
called delete me and I signed up for that, I said,
My wife and I both up for that, and that
thing's great. It really works hard. It's insane how much
of your information is out there? Yeah, and then when
you sign up, they do a very good job of
going to because it's data broken. So the dark web

(01:00:31):
stuff they can't really help with because that's already illegal.
But any of these legal sources that you know have
your information, it's crazy, Oh, related to You're related to
this person, This person is here, their phone numbers, here's
their addresses here. It's crazy how much is out there
just from your regular every day going about your business,
and and it.

Speaker 19 (01:00:51):
Just yoinks you out of the equation. Was I trying
to buy to Oh? I watched those discount furniture plays, right,
and I bought this very small item is a wall
clock type of thing that I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I'm like, oh, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
I bought.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
I'm walking out the door. This thing is one hundred
and twenty bucks. And they want like, all right, so
you can get your name, how about an ADRESS'M like, no,
I'm just buying the clock.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
Yeah, I'm it's on business.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
He said, Well, I gotta I gotta put it in
so I can I can complete the check out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Then I said, well then I'm not buying the clock.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Okay, So years ago I stopped anytime anytime they insist
on either you got to enter your phone number in there,
or you got to enter different things just for a
simple transaction at a store, right, not online, I mean
at a physical store. I'm not giving you an absolutely,
because all they're doing is then they're selling that information
to the places that I'm paying delete me to get

(01:01:42):
rid of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Exactly, or you should just like call them on I
just to mess with them. This is what I do
because it happened at the Hallmark store. They're asking me
for all my information when I was buying a card,
thanks Grave, because you guilt me into buying these things.
And I go, do you trust the security of your
company holding my information?

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
And it's just like some young kid. Uh oh no,
I don't think so. Yeah, no, I'm uh you know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Would be kind of funny is when they insist on
giving an address, just go, yeah, hold on one second,
I don't even remember what and you just bring up
the address of that store.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Just give him a store address. That's good. Eight what
do you shows? And jumping run into another new hour
Menaces verdictions for twenty twenty six this hour, Yeah, no
stra dumbass here for you. He will tell us his
thoughts on what we can expect in twenty twenty six

(01:02:36):
the future. Yep, so so that's coming up. I'm moddy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
That's great gory what we got Menace dumbasses here, there's
Gina grad, Sammy is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Here, Morgan is here. Good morning Sea mass about weekend
cheers and jeers, Well, cheers to Caleb Williams. He's got
a lot of haters out there. Of course, the Bears.
William Bears won that game. Wood.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
He still hates him for a couple of years ago,
crying on his mom's But he won the game, obviously
over Green Bay. And I would like to point out
not just would he, not just the other other people. Uh,
I didn't know Lil Wayne was a giant hater of
Caleb Williams.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Why does he hate Caleb Williams Because apparently Lil Wayne's
a Green Bay Packers fan despite famously be a being
from Louisiana. Oh no, he's yeah, And apparently this goes
back to his dad took him to I think like
the ninety seven Super Bowl where Green Bay beat whoever
the Patriots maybe I forget who one, but apparently again
in you know, in the Saint Stadium whatever it was

(01:03:35):
called back then and and ever since then, he said,
I'm not gonna be a Saint. Yeah, it was probably
SUPERWN at that point, right the local team.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
And Lil Wayne tweeted the following after Caleb Williams, who
is my cheers one? He said, we just lost? We
just lost l s as a playoff game to an
n word with purple nails.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
That he could say that he has got to pass. Uh,
which I get the guys who paint their nows.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
You're you're you're you're quirky and interesting. I'm sure you.
Why are you a Caleb Williams fan? Let me ask
you that? Because the Bears aren't your team.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Because some of the throw and he wasn't the best
quarterback over the weekend, but he was the most clutch quarterback.

Speaker 9 (01:04:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
I'm not a fan fan. I'm just giving him cheers
because I did. I thought the whole thing, Flowers. Yes,
I don't know not that, but like you, I thought
the whole crying on his mom's lapping. It was obnoxious
and it was embarrassing for him. But the fact that
he is coming back and leading a team improbably to
these victories.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Yeah, he's a Look. I think he's a good player.
I'm not arguing. It's like I hated Tom Brady, but
it wasn't because you know he sucked. No, it doesn't suck.
He's great, but you hate him because he's so good.
I don't hate Caleb Williams because he's so good. I
think he is a good player. He's got a he's
got a weird energy, your vibe. I think he has
all of Lebron's a whole energy, right, he has that

(01:04:54):
same kind of He gives that same kind of energy
and vibe to me. And I do not like the
laying in his mom's lap and crying thing. I think
that was such a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
This was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
I know, I understand, but then also to be that
guy who was crying in his mom's lap with your
painted fingernails, and now you have this like crazy like
uh swag uh. You know Lebron James ahole energy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I haven't caught that as much. I will be on
the look out for it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Though, if he starts reading books like three pages in
and claiming he's some kind of like a genius, I'll
definitely be on your page. But at least for now
he's he's on a playoff game, which is more than
a certain people can say, say more than Justin Herbert
and unfortunately oh for three. But he is unt Raylan
Woody's girlfriend medicine beer, so he's got that going for him.
Justin Herboise jeers to my local McDonald's and oh, I

(01:05:42):
don't hate McDonalds. I'm not one of these like automatic.
I think that's cool to hate McDonald's people. In fact,
you'll remember I cheers them for the Monopoly game and
I thought that was very cool.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Well Greg won so much.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Now I got somebody so much free food. Well Greg,
what did that do?

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
What? Exactly what they wanted it to do, got me
sucked into their app open like, oh, twenty nine cent
diet coke. I loved diet coke and McDonald's at the
best might be my favorite food ever. So I'll go
there like in the morning it's opening close to me. Well,
I've gone so much now that the drive through guy
knows it's me. Oh names on the app, so now

(01:06:17):
I don't even have to check him with my online code.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
And he's like, I don't know Estonian or Russian or something.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Is Craig right? Yeah? Weird?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I know it's aba. I shouldn't drive one through.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
I feel like a loser for being a regular at
my local McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
That sounds like old timing.

Speaker 9 (01:06:35):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I know I'm hating him. I'm hating this guy for
the wrong reason.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Or geers again, I'm greeting you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I expect that at chick fils and save your life.
At some point.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
There was just a story right before the holiday about
this like older guy who would go into this diner
every day and he'd get the gumbo or whatever it
was in this place, and he just shows up at
the same time every day. Did that for decades, right,
and then he just stopped showing up. They're like, oh,
where's so and so. The one guy who worked in
the kitchen who makes the gumbo and whatever, decides to

(01:07:03):
go that he lives I guess pretty close and went
and knocked the guy was like on the floor, old dude,
you know, on the floor and needed assistance. And so
now like, uh, you know they mean this place. God,
I forget the name, because they deserve some shine. They
obviously have been getting getting some of it because it
made the news. And but anyway, the people at the restaurant,
some of the customers, whatever, they got together. They got

(01:07:25):
him a house that's right across the street from them,
and so they can keep an eye on him. They
expect to, you know, bring him over every day. He's
just kind of a part of the family.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Could the floor you're talking about the shrimp basket? The
shrimp basket. I knew I had a fun name, Pensla. Yes,
I knew it had a fun name. Well, I don't
think this guy knows where I live. It doesn't know
that I drive a badass.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
No, but you're on the app and then he maybe
he can a call in the corporate and go, hey,
there's a guy named Subastian comes torough every day and
trace your order history.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
To know the haven't seen him in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
They can tri and let your position using your phone.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
I do Again, I'm not being there for a critical
because I do think it's cool. And like if I
had like a local bar or local steakhouse and they
knew my name, No yah, the local McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Did you blow through that gift card I got you
for the holiday? I was definitely fifty bucks. Oh damn,
I only okay, I'll pump it up. I didn't realize what.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
That offend at one point. Man, that was only like
two big mac value meals. Yeah, quote quote value meals
greg gory weekend cheers and jeers cheers to what I'm
calling spontaneous beers. Out and about with Mario and walking by.
We were on foot. I didn't have to worry about driving.
So I saw in the distance menace a bewery, right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
I said, let's grab a beer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
What's it called menace? Where they brew beers a brewery? Said,
went in and had an avocado honey ale.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
It was so damn good, so I had to have
another one, and then just what they had the games on.
It was just such a good hang and I thought,
you know what, I need to do this more often,
see a brewery and just pop on in and have
a few beers. It ruled my jeers. Is is that
everybody in this room and everybody listening now has homework.
He thought school was over, but I'm giving you homework.

(01:09:06):
You have to watch Marcello Hernandez. He's the flavor of
the month from SNL. He did the Sebastian Manuscalco imitation.
He has this Netflix comedy special called American Boy. Your
homework is to watch it and report back to me
if you laughed. One is horrifically bad. There are no punchlines.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
It is so bad to say his style or a
main conceit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
He is Sebastian Maniscalco, only Latino.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
He relies on doing really loud and screaming, and he
had zero It was you a fan going into it.
I think he was funny. I didn't know him from Adam.
He doesn't okay job on SNL. Yeah, on SNL he
might be the funniest person on earth. This was not
only the unfunniest comedy special I've ever seen, It was
the unfunniest thing I've ever seen. Watched the whole thing

(01:09:59):
because I was way waiting and waiting and waiting and
waiting and thinking for say one funny thing. It was
so boring, so stupid, no punch line.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Because I did watch it, and I have a different opinion.
F minus weird, okay, what's lower than F minay, hold on,
I'm now wing for.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Then I'll give it. I'll probably give it a seven
out of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Oh my god, Yeah, did you like?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah? I did, Like I don't want to give too
much away, but he went into the whole thing about
about Full House and stuff like that. That was pretty fun.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
I'm interested.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Yeah, yes, but again, you know, there was no whole backstory.
Is he more just kind of like a like is
it more like a one man show like a storyteller?
Is he talked? He talked a lot about his life,
the entire his childhood. He did do a thing about
Full House that had no payoff. Is just describing a
scene in Full House and how like, wow, my life
wasn't like that. DJ got busted smoking and her you know,

(01:10:56):
Bob Saggett just gave her a hug and said, don't
do that again. Is it all no punch?

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Talk about getting his ass like predict the immigrant parents
are harder than American parents, for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Yeah? And he relied only on that. I watched it
with Mario and we were told that, oh, because Mario,
you're gonna love it. He's like Mario was It was
pin drop quiet not one laugh. It was the way
to spend the very limited time I had. That's your homework,
you gotta do it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna skip a Landman, I'm gonna skip all
this other stuff I've been meaning to watch, and I'm
gonna watch this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
But I feel like when people say here, oh my god,
tastes grow.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
But I feel like we owe Sebastian Maniscalco and apology
because we found somebody way way.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Worse who has the gall to make fun of Sebastian. Totally,
we got more what he shown.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Next, we're gonna get the Menace verdictions. Although how would
you say that word minutes the actual word prediction? Oh,
I mean close, close enough. It's better than how he
used to say bird brewery. Yeah, he could not say that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
That was what I'm having a trouble lately saying rivalry rivalry,
rivalry rivalry. Yeah, okay, an issue?

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
All right, Well, Menaces Birdictions for twenty twenty six. What
are we in store for here in this new year?
Menace will tell us next Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
The Woody Show. Great the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
And before we can look forward, let's do a quick
look back. Yes at the no stra dumbass aka Menace
as he would say, birdiction prediction yep, that he had
for twenty card fire. Now Greg, Greg has the records
over there right that we keep and uh where are
we at it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Well there from last year that he made. Yeah, and
I would say out of those ten, two kind of
came correct, okay, you know right, and the two that
I think are the most accurate where this will be
the year of F one racing quote, it'll be super big.
I think I think that would agree.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Did that deal Disney announce their partnership, right, and then
they had the F one movie and Menace certainly embraced
it exactly, you know, exactly so that one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
I would he went harder for F one last year
than he I mean, this is a relatively new thing for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Menace, like the F one years.

Speaker 17 (01:13:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Yeah, but he went super hard and he bought Lego sets,
he went to races, I went to four.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
And then fast food trend of the year protein, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
The team, yes, even Starbucks prote Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
I saw my son asked for Chipotle after his hockey
game and we stopped at Chipotle and they now offer
protein like extra protein bowls or what. Yeah, so basically
you get your your whatever and then on the side
and like the cup they would you play like a
guacamole or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
They just filled it with more chicken or more dot whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:13:58):
But in the commercials they say the X your pone
people is ninety grams of proteins.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Wow, that's a little unice sary, all right, So a
lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Them, miss mark though, like government announcing the dollar is
going to be going all crypto.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, that was that was That was a long shot.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
The Las Vegas is going to announce an NBA team,
Nashville will announce a baseball team. Elon Musk will announce
that we've gotten contact from Aliens.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
So stuff like that. Yeah, not really hit. Well that
was last year. Yeah, let's now look forward, Yeah into
twenty twenty six. No stra, dumbass, what are your predictions
for twenty twenty six?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Well, I have ten predictions once again, and we'll start
with number one. Gas will have a national average of
two dollars or less, under two dollars even two dollars
or less.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
I did average this morning that in the past week
on average, according to the Lumberg Survey, which I guess
is like this official that's the gas people a lumberg
if Nielsen are the ratings people, right, the gas.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah, they're the gas people.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Parties.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
It's down week over week forty five cents per game.

Speaker 14 (01:15:08):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Okay, it's a huge moves around.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
To eighty right now? Is that be a giant drop?
Are you saying we're gonna just like basically make Venezuela
the fifty first state?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Okay, so you think adder below or you know, to
two dollars, yes, okay, that's huge, all right, true.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Next you'll start hearing now it's kind of the you know,
the dollar becoming crypto. But I just didn't really know
about this, and this is what you're gonna start hearing
a lot about. It's called stable coin. So it's just
a dollar for dollar crypto currency basically. So it's not
like you buy crypto and the price goes up, it
goes down. It's just like the digital dollars. Yeah, it's

(01:15:48):
a digital dollar already have that cards? Well, what happens is,
well it has to do with credit cards. Stable coin
will pretty much you'll see like merchants online will say
that they will accept stable coin because they get less
fees from credit cards, but to process like payments and

(01:16:10):
stuff like that. I just saw something.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
There's two big quote unquote brands or coins, tethers one
and US coin, which is a basically the US the
idea being theoretically that like, especially if you were in
an unstable region or you couldn't trust your local bank,
maybe you are in a hyper inflation area like of Venezuela,
you would use these because you can't trust your bank,

(01:16:32):
you can't trust your card, and you want to do
international things or sending people money.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Yea, so it's gonna help like merchants around the world.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
And that being said, these could still be tied. You
might be using a big company like a coin base,
and they could still like if a government came to them,
they could still freeze your assets.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Like if anybody needs any more explanation, Greg and I
go to start hearing about a thing called stable coin.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
So your prediction is it's just going to be more common. Yeah,
you're gonna it's just gonna start showing up something.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
I already use these ye menaces predictions for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Number three, the US will become allies with Cuba, so
we won't do a hostile takeover, but we will become
allies with Cuba because well because their number one ally
was Venezuela. So you know, it's either Cuba, you know,
runs with Russia, which I don't think is gonna be

(01:17:25):
a great idea with them, or they're just like, you
know what, we'll be friends with the US. So that's
my prediction. Geopolitical stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
So then cruise ships and everyone will be able to
go visit again.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Yeah, okay, number four predictions. Now, prediction markets will become mainstream. Now.
I wanted to announce this last week because you already
saw it on the Golden Globes. They started mentioning polymarket
and things like this. The prediction markets are going to
become the new supports betting things. So it's like you

(01:17:57):
can bet markets. Yeah, so you can bet on pretty
much anything. Gonna win the Golden Globes, Yeah, win the Bachelor. Yeah,
you're just gonna see. People are gonna go nuts. It's
gonna become like their new social media, their new addiction.
I've started to be interested in stuffing like this. Yeah,
you can predict like who's gonna win your local election
and things like that. It's, uh, you can pretty much

(01:18:17):
bet on anything, and there's a couple of workers. Polly Market.
Calshi is another big one. People are gonna embrace them.
And then they just mentioned them like NonStop on the
Gold Globes last night and they're legal. Yes, so they're like,
well we looked at Polymarket and they feel blah blah blah.

(01:18:37):
So again it's just people getting together giving their opinion
on who's gonna win, and it's just like pretty.

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
Much anything life.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, So prediction markets huge going mainstream
this year. Prediction number five Now, the missing Malaysian Airlines
Flight three seventy will be found this year. That's a
big one.

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
Yeah, it's huge.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
I think, I hope so they will find it this year.
I think that they pretty much already know where it is.
They're just gonna go get it. Number six Major brands
will release protein sodas. Now, there's already like some protein
sodas out there, but the big ones. Now, I know
they did release col Cola, did release one overseas in Japan.

(01:19:21):
But you're gonna see like all the major brands releasing
protein sodas and that's coming at you. Number seven, you're
gonna hear more and more about beta blockers, beta blockers.
A lot of people entertainment were shouting out beta blockers,
but now you're gonna find like everyday people shouting out
beta blockers. Now, beta blockers are pretty much just to

(01:19:43):
calm people down.

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
The only time I ever really heard people like go
hard for beta blockers is if they're trying to pass
a polygraph us.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Okay, so I've taken them for flights. Oh you at okay, Wow,
I'm number than I thought. Yeah, I've heard the term
beta blockers. Couldn't tell you what the hell they are?

Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
Do you think they were like blue blockers?

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
I have no idea what.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
So I've heard the term beta blockers, but for a
billion dollars, I couldn't have told you at all what
that would be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
So what it is? Just a chill pill beta? What's
a beta? Okay, I'll give you. I didn't know, but
I can look it up real fast.

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
So you have beta receptors in your heart and blood vessels,
and these things block things like adrenaline from doing from
from body to those receptors, therefore lowering your blood.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
So what's what's an example of a beta blocker? Is
it all by prescription or there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yeah, you don't just walk into a gas station and
buy them. Your doctor would prescribe them to you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
But they are different from there.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Like a name brand that I would recognize is that, I.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Mean labor Tall all. Now, they're not normal.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
It's the entertainment world, and like people, entertainment are the
ones that have been shy in them out for the
past couple of years.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
And that I think there's a lot of these online
places where you don't have to go see doctor anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean it's the same thing with
the g LP, same thing with the boner pills.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
You don't have to go to a doctor, go online,
call the number off the black market, all right, number
says the woman who would buy this stuff behind a
dumpster was absolutely.

Speaker 19 (01:21:18):
Before she's behind a dumpster, that just before she got
locked in with narrative.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
I was a sign.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Then that became the legit one behind the dump No,
she would drive an hour and a half girl meet
to meet.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
A dude or meet some dude.

Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
Yeah, Alley, Yeah, and you handle the bag of syringes
in the brown paper bag and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
The compounded stuff being said, you can lower your heart
rate and your blood pressure too not too much to
the point you die. So number eight, where are you
going to the Oh? I got to take an hour
and a half drive each.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Way to go picture something that when people who do
legitimately can go right to their corner drug store and
get through.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Okay, exactly, you're right, not shading, No, you're right. Number eight.
The top hell trend will be sleep for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 20 (01:22:02):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Yeah, they're gonna hammer it down on you the most
this year about you need to get more than seven
hours of sleep. You'll you'll just see that. I'm sorry
to see it are a trend that more and more
are saying, like, you're just cutting years off your life
if you're getting less sleep than that inny twenty four
hour period. It's a very important footnote.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
When you get Aura, you get any of the sleep
tracker apps or whatever, it's about the type of sleep,
the amount of that sleep. So rem sleep, light sleep,
deep sleep that you get in a twenty four hour
period doesn't have to be a seven and a half
eight hour stretch in one in one sleep, right If
you break that up into four hours here and then

(01:22:42):
another three hours over here, fine, you do it. Three Fine,
but as long as you're getting that amount of rem sleep,
light sleep, deep sleep. Aura is great and I've seen
them now at Costco. They really could I've had I
bought this Aura ring for that purpose. I really had
to get my sleep fun track. I've read a ton
about sleep just because of the schedule over the years,

(01:23:03):
and i really wanted to get a handle on it.
And I've got a handle on it now and I've
been a billion times better I've been wanting forever and
I've really.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Dialed it in. It's been thanks to this or.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
You can really track I mean everything down to the
minute of these different levels of sleep that you're getting.
You can get the OR ring again it like Costco
and all these different places I've seen it, best Buy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
They even have like the sizers there so you can
see exactly what size you need.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
They mix it even quicker to actually get it in
hand and have it and start using it. But and
you don't have to charge it every day like you
do an Apple Watch. It'll last for like three days
at a time.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
But if you go a couple of days and it
says you have bad sleep, doesn't put you in a
bad mood.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
If it just keeps showing you you keep getting bad sleep.
Does it like mess with your hand?

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Yeah, because it gets you thinking like, okay, well what's
been going on?

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
It gives you other things to think about, our tips
or things you can do to improve that. I found
it very helpful. Okay, all right, but Menasi's right. I've
seen more and more about that stuff. That's that's gonna
be the health trend of twenty twenty six. Number nine,
there will be a major mishap in space because everyone
wants to beat SpaceX. You know, it's gonna make Elon

(01:24:05):
the first trillionaire in the world, and so everybody's gonna
rush to like get up in space, and something bad
is going to happen in twenty twenty six and number ten,
Rachel Senate, Well your prediction, Senate. I looked up how
to say her name correctly, but Rachel Senate, she yeah,

(01:24:27):
she is from the I Love LA Show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
She will be the twenty twenty six movie and TV
IT girl for comedy in.

Speaker 13 (01:24:34):
Twenty twenty Did you watch the I Love l A Show?

Speaker 9 (01:24:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
I watch Did you like?

Speaker 8 (01:24:38):
Yeah, there's side if I liked it or not, But
I think watched it all.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I think she's gonna be the one that's gonna be
like making all the comedy movies and TV.

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
Yeah she acts, oh not what's her name, the a
Zion or whatever Panda.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
She's gonna be like the cool, cool girl, but the
person like producing the new Tina fe the new like
you know, Seth making funny TV shows and stuff like that.
She will be the some Rachel Rachel senate not so not.

Speaker 13 (01:25:08):
I believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I E N N O T t oh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
So it's got to.

Speaker 13 (01:25:12):
Be Rachel Odza, that girl with the cool hair.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Yeah, she's the pool girl.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
All right, Well, there are your no stra dumbass birdictions
for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
I just told you the future guys.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Greg made all the notes absolutely on menace. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Well, if you got to right last year, what's your
what's your success rate on your predictions? I'm going to
say what percentage And I'm saying, like of last year,
what was your percentage last year?

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:25:39):
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Nice? All right, doza line right, I'm going thirty for
this year. I'm gonna go seventy percent seventy twenty six predictions.
It's what's up with? What's going in SoC spores Jeff
g go see Hi, good morning, Jeff gen what up been?

(01:26:03):
Good morning?

Speaker 14 (01:26:03):
When he showed let's go ahead and start. Of course,
with the NFL playoffs, Rams had to come all the
way back to beat the Panthers on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Stafford going towards the end zone Parkinson, what up? Techs
touchdown for my money?

Speaker 14 (01:26:17):
Matthew Stafford locked up that MVP on Saturday. I'll tell
you who the Rams are gonna be playing next in
just about a minute or so. Let's move on to
my sorry ass Chargers. They did what they always do,
losing the playoffs. They only scored three points in last
night's playoff loss. Listen, Chargers, you need to fire your
offensive coordinator and you better pray that your defensive coordinator

(01:26:37):
stays now. I would say I feel bad for Justin
Herbert for getting knocked down so many times last night,
but he gets to go home to Madison Beer, so
he's winning no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Other playoff winners.

Speaker 14 (01:26:47):
The Bills beat Jacksonville forty nine percent, the Super Bowl
champion Eagles home, and the Bears beat the Packers. You
have the final game of the wildcard weekend tonight. The
Steelers hosting the Houston Texas. Listen rooting for the Steelers. Man,
I think there is a way that they can win.
It's gonna be tough, man, but hopefully Aaron Rodgers can
pull off one last miracle.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
So here's what next weekend looks like.

Speaker 14 (01:27:09):
On Saturday, you're gonna have Buffalo at Denver and the
Niners at Seattle, and then the Rams will be in Chicago,
and then tonight's winner will face the Patriots, and last
but not least.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
This morning, what do you show?

Speaker 14 (01:27:21):
Lakers are taking on the Kings tonight and hilarious story
broke over the weekend. Last time that the Kings and
Lakers played, Dennis Shooter and Luca got into it on
the court. Luca made a comment that Dennis didn't like.
So after the game, Dennis chased down Luca in the
hallways at Crypto dot Com arena and apparently when he
confronted Luca, Dennis Schroeders slapped him in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
By the way, what dude slaps another dude? Is this
housewife's of Beverly Hills.

Speaker 14 (01:27:47):
Anyways, the fight got broken up. Now Dennis Shooter is
suspended for three games, so you won't see him.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Tonight, Luca. Keep talking at talk Man.

Speaker 14 (01:27:55):
I'm Jeff g and that's your SoCal sports Jeff gut It.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
So in MENACE's Predictions, he was talking about, uh, you know,
was it the it was the dollar for dollar? What's
that called stable coin? And I said, well, don't we
already have that? Credit cards?

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Things? Credit cards versus cash. It reminded me I saw
a thing. What the comedian is? Do you pronounce his name?
Sam Morrill or morell m O R R I L L. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
It looks like it could go either way, but I've
heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Anyway, This video popped up and I was watching it.
Was doing a podcast with a couple other comedians. They
were talking about hanging out with the late Mitch Hedberg
and how you know, he was a guy and he
was making a lot of money at this particular time,
and he had cash on him all the time, and
he just didn't do credit cards. He didn't have a
credit card. Mitch Hedburg did not have a credit card.

(01:28:55):
And they're telling the story about how they went to
check into this hotel and they go like, well, I'm
gonna need a credit card for whatever, and he goes oh, okay,
because well I don't have a credit card. But he
took out just a ton of cash, handed him like
ten times whatever the room was worth that night, and goes,
this should deposit. Yeah, this should more than cover. He goes, no, sorry,
so we still need a we still need a credit card.
He's no, I don't think you understand the purpose of

(01:29:17):
the credit card, Like this cash serves the purpose.

Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
Same, yeah, of the credit more than you need.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
Pretty pretty funny story and kind of reminded me of
how you know I'm going to, you know, buy this
one item at a store and they're insisting on getting
my phone number or my address.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Just to check out on a simple on a simple item. Oh,
I can't get in my new house now without a
cell phone.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Elevator elevator.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Well I have a pin code of my key, but
I can't get into the elevator to my floor without
a cell phone.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
So it just reminded me that, and uh, Mitch Hedberg
was telling the guy at the desk, He's like, no, no, dude,
Like you would take a deposit on the credit card
of however, there'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
A hold of one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Whatever it would be so just in case, so this cash,
which I'm getting too grand represents serves the purpose? No, sorry,
I need a credit cards? No, no, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
It'd be like if you hired a Frank Sinatra impersonator.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
And then the real Frank Sinatra came in you said, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
That's not what I order.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Yeah, but pretty fun.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
It's like, many, why is everything going to be so difficult?

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Like you want? If it's about a depositor, it's about like,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
Right, just does it take to follow the flow chart?

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
And I know it's not up to the person the
front desk. They don't make the policy, they don't make
the rule. There's no need to put pen and paper
to this.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Yeah, but it was like I guess he Mitch Heedburg
just kind of stayed real calm and was just trying
to really explain how money works. Yeah, reason with the
guy about well, no, this is this is the what
this serves the purpose of it. This is what that
credit cards all about? Is the cash? See do they.

Speaker 12 (01:30:49):
Notice even where to put that?

Speaker 9 (01:30:50):
Though?

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
If I went to a hotel, where are they put
in cash and don't have like a cash at this time?

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
I mean, how long did Mitch Hedburg die, oh five, okay,
so at that point, yes, I mean you know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Okay, cash was still everywhere. You can still go to
sporting events and use cash. Of course, morals pronounced morell
more ill, like so like you know Greg used to
look skinny, but now he's gotten even skinnier, and now
he looks even more ill. Yes, more ill that works
eight seven.

Speaker 21 (01:31:19):
Four three to one, And I welcome back and into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
On whatdy that's great gory we got menace hie. Everybody
is here. There's a seat agent Sebastian. That's how you
should return to him.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Yes, this prop segment.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
People say you're not an agent. Oh like so like
you're real estate agent. Isn't an agent?

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
You're an agent of change?

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Its law enforcement. Yeah, never said Sammy's here.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
We've got Morgan phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
He text us over to two two nine eighty seven
with whatever you got, But yes, it is time for
another round of wood.

Speaker 18 (01:32:05):
You show car card narks what you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do when they knocked on you? Carnarks, cardnarks,
what you're gonna do what you're gonna do when.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
They knock on you.

Speaker 18 (01:32:17):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of Cardnarks.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Listener discretion is advised. So just trying to get people
to do the right thing, the moral thing, and return
those cards to the card corral or back to the
front of the store if you don't want to make
that whole right.

Speaker 9 (01:32:30):
There the car.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
They're all over the place.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Yeah, but people, man, they'd rather sit and argue for
fifteen minutes it's not reality, or chase Agent Subassion through
the parking lot crimes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Yeah, they'd rather do that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
But Agent Submassion of the card Narks, what did you
run into this time around?

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
So this lady sheeted a classic move where the cart
returns a few spots down. But you know what's right
next to her, a little little wedge between her and
her next car, which, by the way, often means that
person can't open their passenger door or vice versa.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Y end up being part.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
So I walk up and approach her and point this out, say, hey,
you know this is this is making it harder to
pull in, makes it her people open their doors. You
can go put it at the cart corral. They have
a designated area just for this sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
It's like four miles away.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Oh, Greg, it was actually just four spots.

Speaker 6 (01:33:13):
Really.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Who Now we can go ahead and skip the beginning conversation.
We've all heard that a thousand times. This lady she
gets out of her car, opens her trunk, and begins
to tell me what she is going to do, not
only with her car, but with things that might be
in her car.

Speaker 17 (01:33:29):
That's so I'm standing with the side, so you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 17 (01:33:32):
What is it flowers for me to say, you're sorry
for being so rude to me.

Speaker 9 (01:33:38):
I'm going to listen.

Speaker 17 (01:33:39):
To your and accept your apology, young lady.

Speaker 9 (01:33:42):
Not no way that your apology.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Actually, so she starts with, I'm gonna hit you with
my car, which, by the way, is aggravated assault. That's
the assault part of assault and battery, because she's aggravated
because she's threatening to do it with the deadly So
she's committed a low level felony if she hits you
with a car. No, that's oh, just to threat, and
she is aggravated, right, So she's already committed a felony.

(01:34:04):
Say she's gonna hit me with her car. She could
have left by the I never blocked a.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Car in I don't agree with Like that's dumb, like
just saying gonna I'm gonna yeah, I'm learn that I'm
gonna run your ass over.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
To at least try it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:20):
That then then you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Could just walk up to people and say I'm gonna
shoot you, I'm gonna stab you.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
That's that's those are literally fighting because we see that
all the time on the text.

Speaker 17 (01:34:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Right, we all have social media. We've seen like I'm
gonna kill this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Is it just an expression or well, it has to
do with intent and ability. So if I tell Greg
right now, had Greg, I'm gonna shoot you in the face,
obviously I'm not intending to shoot him in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
I mean, she sounds like a rag.

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
Car.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
And you're telling me in that moment that you're about
to do this, that that is intended to put me
in fear of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
That is what she's trying to do. Okay, So she
said she's and she's in her trunk root and round
for something. She doesn't find anything.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Then she claims in this next little bit here that
what I'm doing by asking her to put her card
back and applying a magnet to indicate to her that
she told do that is somehow unsafe.

Speaker 9 (01:35:09):
Well, why would this be unsafe?

Speaker 12 (01:35:10):
You keep touching up?

Speaker 9 (01:35:12):
I wouldn't have to do that. If you take your
card back, I don't give up.

Speaker 13 (01:35:14):
You don't want to hear you up?

Speaker 9 (01:35:16):
What does that matter?

Speaker 17 (01:35:17):
I'm gonna hite you with my car, you know that's
what First off?

Speaker 9 (01:35:21):
That's the hicular good manslaughter. It's a great way to
go to jail. Do you want to do you don't
want to do? For what? That's not a jailable offense, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
They just start throwing stuff out, going back and forth.

Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
Right, yeah, yeah, Well if you touch my car with
a magnet, I get to kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Right, it seems fair.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
If you did work there, it's a different story, right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
You need to work for here, you're allowed to.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
So you heard there, she's little I don't get here,
I don't give an f and so on and so forth,
and uh, that's our next little clip here where I
kind of I kind of say, you know, well, you
seem actually to give quite a bit of care about this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Give you away from my car, so you do care?

Speaker 17 (01:35:55):
What I do because every time I come close to here,
you yell at me and say provanity for some reason.

Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
Man, how cat you use polite language?

Speaker 16 (01:36:01):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
For example, this is work.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
That's what I got noticed is is that stupid people
really do cost more. That's that's just the fact of life.
Sorry if you if you don't like that. But uh so,
she kind of she's spent stuck on this this like
one or two little things. And I try to bring
that to her attention, maybe to kind of snap her
mind out of this, like repeated f you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
I don't give an f sort of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:36:25):
Why don't you like putting your cards back? Man? You
only have like two or three things you say.

Speaker 17 (01:36:29):
You're a a you like a seek and say or
a speaking pole or whatever that is speaking.

Speaker 6 (01:36:34):
You're so close yes, speaking speaking speak spell?

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
I say, I say half a second.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
I don't give that few Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
She's we go back and forth like this for a
few minutes. Again, she's committing felonies. And how's some point
an employee is walking into this story. They're in their uniform,
they just look like arrived for work, and she goes
to grab this guy. And I try to explain to
this guy, what's going on and let's see his reaction. Yeah,
so she took her card and left it out work
and damage other people's car.

Speaker 17 (01:37:05):
She's saying, very I know you are thanks for your help,
and I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
Appreciate you. I know who you are, sir, Yeah, you
know you're all good. Like when Superman arrives, you know
who it is needs no good? Here are you seeing
our hot bar? Help yourself? Every time she talks, I
just hear the great gory.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
I don't give an I'll give all right. So, now
at this point she's she's driving off and she's kind
of got out and where she's now starting to sort
of block traffic again. I've never stopped her from leaving,
and she could have done this literally at moments zero.
But as she's starting to drive off, so I'm like, okay,
I'll let her go. Well, she'd been on the phone
via her air pods this whole time, and I didn't
really quite know who she was talking to. She said

(01:37:48):
the cops, but apparently she was talking to her husband.
He comes blowing into this parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
On the wrong side.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
Boy, and I didn't realize this at the time, but
when I reviewed the footage. He ops out blocking the
wrong lane of traffic actually and on his legs an
ankle monitor.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
So that's the guy you want to meet up. He's
some court of law that he's not trusted. He don't
give an. He don't given By the way, if.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
You're the what what are you doing calling your man
who's clearly on probation.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Yeah, like that clearly not so he shows up.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Maybe you know, maybe I'm wrong, Maybe he's the level
head of one of this relations.

Speaker 20 (01:38:34):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Let's let's as evidence by the ankle monitor. Let's take
all the level headed let's take all this rhetoric down.
You don't need to be against committing felonies.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
Maybe maybe he's smart about this.

Speaker 11 (01:38:44):
To get a bit because she let because she left
the noa sponsor, then he got doing. That's my job,
going from a culture, going from more, sir, I hear you.

Speaker 9 (01:38:56):
You're talking about I didn't do anything wrong to her.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Oh I can hear you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Also, he doesn't give an that no one gives an.

Speaker 17 (01:39:07):
Yeh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Their behavior they don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Yeah, well, but they do care. That's the point is
the car narks are really in a pickle.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
Now, well, agent Sebastia, were you scared at this point,
because he seems pretty unwilling.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
He was built.

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
He was built like three sticks of beef jerky, So
not really now he was he was charging me down.
And again, as the cartnarks, we do not people, Oh
you puss, You should fight him, and I could have
and I would have won. But that is not the
point of the It's a middle aged dude. It was
one hundred thirty pounds with an ankle letter. I think
I'm okay, uh, But that the point is not to
bait people in the fights. The point is to get them,

(01:39:40):
bait them into doing the correct thing, and if they
want to fight, I'm gonna try to avoid that unless
unless I can't in this case, I could just by
backing up a little bit. So he then gets so
he runs off is because she's she's left at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
He's He gets back in his car.

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
But he drives by to tell me because he sees
me laughing at him, and I'm chuckling because he's he's ridiculous.
He's a ridiculous man, and he doesn't like that I'm
laughing at him.

Speaker 17 (01:40:02):
It's not funny, sir. It's about responsibility you got, sir.
I was trying to have a polite conversation. I wasn't
angry at her. I wasn't violent toward her whatsoever. I
don't understand why.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
You are, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Yeah, your highness, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Use the phrase that calms every woman down. Calm down, Yeah, sir,
calm down. Stop caping for you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
What do you show cart Nark's agent Sebastia out there
in these streets now the message?

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
Okay, so those two didn't hear the message, unfortunately, but
the messages out there, and it involves some of our
close personal friends on kate t LA and Los Angeles where,
if you don't know, know the La area, and around
the winter time they get these very strong Santa Ana wins.

Speaker 15 (01:40:42):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
Yeah, this was the cause of the big fire last
year because it's drowing all these embers all through the area. Well,
our good personal friend Mark Chrisky was reporting on these
winds and he had this.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
To say, make sure you put your shopping cart in
the car corral because they just get blown around. They
got to bang into somebody's car. Yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Now, his field reporter is a guy named Carlos Herrera,
and he was out in a shopping center and it's very,
very windy. Carlos sees loose carts and he calls in
a professional and expert, the car collector guy, to an
impromptu interview about carts.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Shopping cart etiquette is a big thing, and I'd like
to emphasize it, especially when I come here, because people
just leave them anywhere. Yes, what's your message of you
viewers right now? Very important taking manage hut the carts
and the corrals. Yes, period, period Sir, you're a hero.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
Thank you for ye you've heard it directly from the
official correspondence.

Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
Because people and that's this is something I get online
a lot. People will say, number one, oh, you don't
have to put them back. The employees like running around
and get not when it's windy, not when it's hot,
when I wants cleaning a rating, they don't like that.
In fact, the guy the official word there's put him
back because it's unsafe. Yeah, and you heard the first
in the flor straight cart dented my car and.

Speaker 6 (01:41:55):
Insurance doesn't care because they think you did it to
your own car.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
And the deductible slash cost is right around the same,
so it's not worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Even fire.

Speaker 5 (01:42:03):
Now, So Carlos is out there, Mark Chrisky's out there
on this Katla talking and sense to people. Now they
throw it back to the studio after Carlos is talking
sense and the lady back at the anchor desk. I
don't even know her name, Jessica, I don't think.

Speaker 14 (01:42:17):
I think.

Speaker 5 (01:42:18):
I think it's a different blonde in this case, because
Jessica's cool. This other lady she has the classic hypothetical
of why you shouldn't be taking your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
I would like to next hour. I want to know
when you become a dad and you load the baby
up and you got to put the card away in
the corral, what are you choosing to do Carlos.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Oh, well, the same way that you car to that
baby all the way around the store in the cart,
you could take the baby with you, like take the
cart with the groceries and maybe to the car, unload
the car. Baby can still be sitting in the in
the little scene, then you and the baby now with
an empty cart, walk it over to the crowd. Show
this young child of yours that you're influencing to do

(01:42:57):
the right. And then when you get to the crow,
pick them up out of the cart, hold them while
you use your free hand now to push the cart
into the crowd and to your.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Car, like what they've been doing for one hundred years.
You figured that out in this dumb ass on the news.
Didn't figure that out. It took me the fatherhood to
finally figure out a way to make that happen.

Speaker 5 (01:43:15):
If it sounded like she had an air tight shut
like right there that you figure out or or and
also he has apparent part near the cart croad that
makes it eat twice or three times as easy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
But so there's still morons out there, but that's why
we do this. They're still like her.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
What do you show cart narks that put themselves in
arms way?

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Literally the better?

Speaker 17 (01:43:39):
And yeah, so she took her card and left it
out work and damage other people's cars.

Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
I know you are, thanks for your help, sir. So
do you know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
The Woody Show? All right? So weekend cheers and jeers
and this is this is a tough one, I mean, sheers.
It was a very like unremarkable weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:44:08):
Yeah really yeah, but isn't that good sometimes?

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
No, it's good when there's nothing going on, nothing to
do whatever. It just this was like there was stuff
to do. But it was just like eh, but I
would say it positive. Was you know, I had that
thing you've just been putting up, putting off, putting on.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Well, that was going through my closet and getting rid
of a bunch of old stuff.

Speaker 17 (01:44:32):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
This was really specifically jeans and sweatshirts. Oh I had
be because being fat and then skinnier and then fat again.
And what I had all these different like jeans and
if yeah, I had to pare them down and then
all these like sweatshirts that I somehow cute. There's a

(01:44:54):
lot of woody show ones.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
So if you go by the donation bid closest to
the grocery store about my house, you could really load
up on some woody show gear.

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
It's kind of a humble brag because you got rid
of like what all your big stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
No, it wasn't just like the big stuff. It's just
stuff like all right, this stuff has been up here,
I haven't touched this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Yeah that was good. Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
Like that's always like a good purge of stuff and
clear that's that's always good. Uh So that that's the cheer,
the cheer, And I don't know if anybody else's is
experiencing this. I guess it's sort of commonist time of year.
I've also told you like the New Year is kind
of like New Year's Eve was always kind of like that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
There's like a sad vibe.

Speaker 9 (01:45:35):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
And while I wouldn't call it like a depression or whatever,
like it's the New Year's blues, it's just kind of blah, Yeah,
New Years Year, New Year's blah.

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
Like you mean post holiday blah or no.

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
Ye, just like right now, it's like it's the idea
of getting up and going to work. It's the idea
of like just all these different you're like year just
like usually after a break, I mean, I'm ready to
go back and you know kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
Have you said a new vacation yet, something to look
forward to?

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
And yeah, there's always plenty of that kind of stuff
and things to look forward to. And it's it's not
I'm saying for whatever, and I don't. I can't, I
can't put my finger on it. But I would say
that's that's the jeers because I don't want to be
in this space, but I'm in this space where it's.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
Just like a little bit of a funk.

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
Yeah, a little bit of a funk and just can't
And I don't know just the time of year or
what it what it would be, but if you try
some mood boosting exercise.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Yeah, actually, I mean I've been more just overall, like
physically active. I would say that I have in a
long time just because of you know, uh doing stuff. Yeah,
not working out per se.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
But looking back and never really relate to people who
go on vacation and they get quote refreshed and energized.
I've never returned from vacation refreshed and energized, so usually
return which is.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
Weird because your your vacation are pretty low key, like
you menace is like traveling and go. I don't know
how menace is not more exhausted after time off is
the best. But Greg, I mean yours is usually very
low key, so you should come back. I was, I
came back from the break very well rested.

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
You mean you just want more of it because your
over right.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
It's not like oh yeah, let's do it. Yah out
of my system anyway, So h that would be the
jeer menace. What about you? Weekend cheers and jeers? Well
cheers is I went to I know you're going to
say Jeers. But I went to San Francisco and I
got to go visit all my old radio friends, and
I got to surprise them because I went to town

(01:47:36):
earlier than normal and so they were still at work,
and so I just showed up to the building and
got in without anybody knowing, and then I surprised them
in their studio and we got to hang for hours
and talk about old times. So that was super fun.
And then go around the city and hang out with
old friends and and do a bunch of stuff. So
I love that because when I go home, usually, you know,

(01:47:59):
all my time is taking up just hanging out with family.
So seeing all my friends across the city was great.
And then just my jeers is Man, what does the
heat turn back on?

Speaker 9 (01:48:09):
In uh?

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
In America? Because in January this is special date where
we get heat again, because I wanted man.

Speaker 5 (01:48:21):
March, Yeah, it is still snows in Massachusetts and like
May sometimes Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:48:24):
I wanna say marketing because even like when the baseball
regular season begins, Yeah, that first couple of weeks of
baseball season, I mean, people look.

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
Like they're at football games.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
Sometimes you're watching like a Yankee game or something, or
like something that's happening in the Northeast. It's snowing as
they're playing baseball. So it's I would probably until what
what is easter?

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
This Year's when iss.

Speaker 7 (01:48:48):
In April and waking up to a full snow that
happened in the.

Speaker 6 (01:48:52):
Easter, Yeah, April fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
I mean I lucked out because San Francisco was very
sunny and clear, but the second, you know, the sun
started going down, It's just like, oh man, I just
can't feel my feet. I want to feel my feet again.
I'm just ice blocks.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (01:49:14):
So my cheers obviously goes to the Patriots winning and
Drake made it amazing, and it was.

Speaker 12 (01:49:19):
I mean it was lackluster. I mean, Drake made did good.

Speaker 7 (01:49:23):
It was a very lackluster crazy like, I mean, it
was very defensive game. There was one touchdown the whole game,
and it just wasn't very thrilling to watch. But I'm
still excited that they're going on. It was the playoffs
we won, yay, and so I mean that's my cheers,
and then my jeers was taking down my Christmas decorations

(01:49:45):
as well. Yeah, I just didn't really have time, I
would have done it sooner, but I didn't have time.

Speaker 12 (01:49:48):
But it's always sad and it's a lot of work.

Speaker 7 (01:49:51):
And at least when you're putting them up and it's
a lot of work, it's exciting. And then you get
to sit in it, you're like, my decorations are up,
and it's a lot of work to take.

Speaker 12 (01:49:58):
Them down, and then you're just like, ugh, it's gone,
that's over, and it's depressing.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
So how long have they banned up? Totals?

Speaker 7 (01:50:05):
I probably put them up the first weekend in November,
right after Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
I can guarantee, no matter how busy you are at
that time of the year, you find time. Yeah, for sure,
you won't find the time to take this stuff down.
So two and a half months nearly?

Speaker 9 (01:50:22):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
Yeah, not enough?

Speaker 12 (01:50:26):
I know, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:27):
How do you get that damn tree back in the box?

Speaker 12 (01:50:29):
It's a pain. I mean, I just kind of shoven
in the box is breaking now.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
This is I think the third year that I've had
this particular tree, and it doesn't fit in the box.

Speaker 12 (01:50:36):
Anymore, and it's starting to break because I'm shoving it in.

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
I don't know how that well, if you have an
artificial tree. You know, the top part kind of comes
off and then you have that the fuller.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Base part unless your lights are attached, just kind of
the pain.

Speaker 7 (01:50:49):
Well, no, mine all comes apart though, because you unplug.
It comes apart in threes and you unplug them all.

Speaker 4 (01:50:55):
I found back when we had a different artificial tree,
I went and bought, like a moving place, one of
those wardrobe boxes.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
So when the when the tree box broke.

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
Because you use one of those, you stash it in
the garage or wherever you store stuff. And yeah, that
works out great because it's just the right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Size, okay, and you're not like fighting it like you know,
like you're trying to put a body in a suitcase.
All right, all right, you know that feeling right, I
will reveal something, Sammy, what my tree?

Speaker 9 (01:51:28):
What man is?

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
Whoa Usually I'm usually day after Christmas? Tree down guy?
But my mom visited town during after New Year's and
she wanted me to add my tree up so she
could see it. And then I left town again.

Speaker 12 (01:51:43):
Yes, you just didn't have time. But the lighting of
a Christmas tree, the ambiance is so nice. I wish
I could have that type of lighting all the time, all.

Speaker 4 (01:51:51):
Right, It's like there's a lot of things that like this.
Like I enjoy when the house is decorated, I don't
enjoy any of the process of it, so I don't
do it. My wife loves all that stuff, and the
kids love being a part of me, so I let
them or have them do all of that, and I
do enjoy it. But I also do enjoy where you
kind of reclaimed your house after all, and everything is

(01:52:13):
put away and it's all of a sudden your house returns.

Speaker 6 (01:52:15):
To its natural stake.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Yeah, Like I'm pulling up to the house. There's not
lights in the house or some inflatable thing in my
front yard for the first time in months, and I
walk inside there's not you know, christmast off all over
the place. Like it's like when you you might enjoy
being gone on a trip and you have a great time,
but then you come home to your house.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
It's like coming home, well at.

Speaker 6 (01:52:36):
Your house, wouldn't your yard be full of stuff for
like four straight months?

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Yes, because October first is when my son does all
his Halloween stuff, right, That's what and then it transitions
pretty much right into the Christmas stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:52:48):
So you haven't seen your lawns since last summer.

Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
Man, people just don't know when the shut up, you
know what happens. He's forty four year old.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
Guy in Michigan. He was in court facing some charges
firing a gun outside of a school after the school
refused to let him pick up his kid.

Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
And he didn't shoot at the school, but it was
it was enough to send the entire school into an
active shooter lockdown.

Speaker 6 (01:53:22):
Sure it was what he was doing.

Speaker 4 (01:53:24):
So anyway, he had his arraignment on zoom and during
it he refused to give the judge his name, even
answer any of the questions, and at one point the
guy said that the court was wasting his time and
he even put his fingers into his.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
Ears to the lock out what the judge was saying,
Oh my god, man, how old are we too?

Speaker 21 (01:53:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
He was told he's facing charges of terrorism and a
bunch of firearms charges, but he wasn't hearing it. Instead,
he called the judge a racist and told her like
people tell the car narcs to get a real job.
You know, I mean this is pretty real. I mean
a judge is a real job. That's a pretty real job.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
It's up there here. I have I have a have
a little club.

Speaker 13 (01:54:11):
You state your name for me?

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Please by when you talk to you play with me? Goodbye?
I heard you.

Speaker 20 (01:54:18):
Did you state your name for the record, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Good bye?

Speaker 9 (01:54:21):
I can talk to you.

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
Don't play with me. I don't want to see no
judge Martin. Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
Instead, don't play with me.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
Get over right now.

Speaker 20 (01:54:29):
I'm done talking to It's a leg sir, that you
did threaten to come in an active terrorism and did
communicate that threat to another person. That's the felony you
punished ball back to twenty years in prison and or
a fine of twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
It's okay, sorry. Racist in my life, a bunch of
racist doing and stuff. Don't waste my time. Why don't
you get a real job or get a real job? Yea,
get a real job. Yeah, you know, like sentencing me
to prison.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:54:53):
I don't understand that you don't have a real job.
I don't understand the racist element of this. You shot
a gun outside of a school.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
You're racist?

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
Well, this is the same people will pull that card
for anything, for anything, or they'll try to drag kids
into it somehow, like how this is affecting children? They
also start throwing around the why don't you get a
real job? They have nothing, Yeah, they have nothing real
to stand on.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
To argue with.

Speaker 6 (01:55:19):
I don't think it's going to go well for him because.

Speaker 2 (01:55:21):
So many people are worried about being labeled a racist
or a misogynist or a whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:55:26):
Math is racist. Remember math is racist. I adopted this
approach a number of years ago, where well you're a racist.
I go, all right, that's fine, you don't care. I
go no, because if you've decided I don't get it. Yeah,
like if whatever I said or did in your mind,
like how am I supposed to why even bother arguing?

Speaker 6 (01:55:47):
Yeah, why would I defend myself to your brain?

Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
So like, it doesn't mean that I am a race.
It just means in your eyes to you, I am.
And I don't really concern myself with you all that much.

Speaker 3 (01:55:58):
If when you're in front of a judge you want
to swear a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
Too, right, yeah, because that's how I was told that.
Will they will just release you then, right, that's what
I heard. Yeah, they'll be like, oh, well that's that's fine,
we'll just call it even.

Speaker 6 (01:56:09):
Yeah, you showed me.

Speaker 3 (01:56:10):
You're very passionate ye.

Speaker 4 (01:56:11):
Another thing when you take that approach, like I was
mentioning about, okay, well, however someone has decided you have
to number one, legitimately not concern yourself with it. You
have to have the ability to not careful. Very difficult
for a lot of people. Think about my wife or
my mom or I wish I was more like you
in that way. And I don't know, maybe just came

(01:56:33):
with you know, time, over years and years and years.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Of not caring. I don't I don't know what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:56:37):
But the part that is difficult for me because I
say to people, as long as it's something that I've
actually said or I've actually done, then you are free
to whatever. Don't base it on what you interpreted or
what you know. It has to be something that I've
actually said or something I've actually done.

Speaker 6 (01:56:55):
I think we can all assume no.

Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
No, no, no, that that that's the part that will
drive me crazy exactly. And it's not that whatever you
have now labeled me as whatever is okay. It's the
fact that no, you have the facts wrong, that you're
judging or making that judgment.

Speaker 3 (01:57:11):
Right, The facts necessarily care It's that you want to
know what they're basing it on.

Speaker 4 (01:57:15):
Yeah, they'll say, oh, well you said x y Z. No, No,
I didn't say that. I said this you have done
for your interpretation of your Uh, what's the what's the
your When you have an agenda for your agenda, you're
a narrative. Your telling the story this way when in reality,
this is what I said. This just happened with somebody. Oh,

(01:57:36):
Howard Stern. Kim Kardashian had said that Howard Stern said
x y Z about her, and I was like, I
never said that, And they have tapes of everything, so
he played what he actually said. Yeah, and and and
so her whole argument, her whole position was blown up.
You can think whatever you want as long as it's
based on something that somebody actually did or actually said.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
And that's that.

Speaker 6 (01:58:00):
And then you know, relax.

Speaker 4 (01:58:02):
People are asked, like, what's something you decided to stop
caring about in twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
Six watching the news? Yeah, that's my number one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:58:09):
I think. I think you're right so far.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
It's it's it's I didn't set out on that.

Speaker 3 (01:58:13):
Or watch it watching the news too much.

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
It just kind of organically happened, and it's working for you.
And I'm kind of digging it. Yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 9 (01:58:21):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:58:21):
Can I say something real quick about the news that
I have to learn in twenty twenty six is I think,
probably like fifteen years ago, I've figured out a way
to be come not emotionally attached to news, So I
can watch news all day long and not have it
affect me emotionally in like a certain way. Right, So
like whatever said on any political but triggered triggered in anyone,

(01:58:46):
I can just look at it in a blank stare
and just like you know, retain the news. But I
got to understand that not everybody's the same when I
try to discuss the news with somebody, because they might
have an emotion.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
Sure, So what's something you decided to stop caring about
in twenty twenty six? Again, for me, it's news. Some
of the other things that people replied with keeping up
with the people you grew up with or grew apart from.

Speaker 3 (01:59:14):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:59:16):
Like if you're the one always making the effort on stuff,
maybe it's time to not do that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
Other people's opinions of you. That's a big one, Yeah,
because that's that's where people get in trouble. They get
so they get they get so annoyed by like what,
who cares? Who cares it?

Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
That's what?

Speaker 4 (01:59:33):
But that that's now why you're fighting. That's not why
you're arguing endlessly with somebody because they've labeled you whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:59:39):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
Yeah, that's a There's a great episode with Mel Robbins,
who's a huge podcaster, and she has an episode with Kreischer.
She went on his podcast and she said, let them, Yeah,
let them, let them, let them feel whatever, whatever upset
with you, Just let them.

Speaker 4 (01:59:57):
I saw another really good thing. It said to some
people tell you I'm the nicest guy they've ever met.
Other people tell you I'm the biggest a hole they've
ever met. They earned the version they got.

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
Yeah, I'm like, wow, that's really good. True, that's true. Yeah,
I could be super nice or I could be a
big a hole. Yeah, I know that's true. But I
don't start by being an a hole. You've you've certainly earned,
you've earned. I have a very low tolerance for people,
you know, who are being what version you say, you're.

Speaker 6 (02:00:26):
Difficult of a it's yours to keep or lose.

Speaker 2 (02:00:30):
Yeah, other things? What something you decided to stop caring about?
In twenty twenty six, responding to text as soon as possible.
I just let it breathe.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
I try to.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
But if I don't, I know, getting peer pressured in
the going out, Oh totally, Like we're adults.

Speaker 6 (02:00:44):
Why are you peer pressuring me?

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
This? This?

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
This is me probably five or six years ago. Things
you can't control, if you don't have direct control or
influence on it, then don't worry about it. I know
it's difficult, but you you just don't have any influencer control,
so you're just gonna drive you nuts. So if you can't,
you know, if you can't control it, don't sweat it
so hard. Yeah, sports in general, making good time when driving.

Speaker 3 (02:01:10):
The sports thing is a constant struggle, though. I tell
myself that every season. Yeah, don't care so much. Don't
care so much. You're gonna get to have a stroke
and then I care.

Speaker 4 (02:01:21):
Yeah, they're making good time while you're driving. Watch somebody
who's weaving in and out of traffic.

Speaker 3 (02:01:26):
See that all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
They don't really end up all that far ahead of you,
and the grand scheme of things like they may be
I don't know, fifteen cars ahead of you now, yeah,
but fifteen cars like when it comes to getting in
arriving at your destination. How much time did they really
did they really gain?

Speaker 12 (02:01:42):
Yeah, but sometimes it's just fun.

Speaker 7 (02:01:44):
I used to be like that, and I love weaving
in and out of everybody. And I wouldn't get your
bad I wouldn't. I wouldn't get that much like further
ahead than anybody.

Speaker 12 (02:01:55):
But they was like a thrill in it. For some reason.
I'm not like that anymore, though.

Speaker 4 (02:02:00):
Stop caring about in twenty twenty six, trendy clothing. Yeah,
somebody's buying a house the holidays in general. Oh yeah, well,
I think because you realize how much work goes like
there's oh man, just the amount of time for figuring out, buying, acquiring, wrapping,
distributing gifts right there, and then you're talking about how

(02:02:21):
much time it takes just to decorat or take down. Yeah,
all the decorations like minimize. Is there is there a
happy medium somewhere?

Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:02:28):
Less is more, you know, like not going so crazy,
giving yourself a little bit of a break.

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
Yeah, let's tell your wife and Sammy there's a happy
medium on Christmas decoration.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
Huh there is?

Speaker 4 (02:02:38):
I mean she could decorate her house like Will Ferrell
did an elf in the toy department of the.

Speaker 12 (02:02:45):
I could be way worse.

Speaker 6 (02:02:47):
There is a happy medium, that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02:50):
So there's a question on the text, what's something that
you've decided to stop caring about in twenty twenty six?

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
And I would? I see? I interpret that it's like,
not that you don't care.

Speaker 6 (02:02:59):
At all, everybody cares.

Speaker 4 (02:03:03):
A little bit, but that you're you're not you're not
driving yourself nuts whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:03:06):
You're not controlling you.

Speaker 2 (02:03:08):
Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (02:03:09):
Eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, what is it for you?
Hit us up on the text over to two to
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Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Will be right back in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world show.

Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (02:03:23):
Thank you, Greg Gory, you got it, Woody. That's gonna
do it for Monday, everybody. Yeah, I'll make this quick.
Nobody has any time or patience for anything else today, Yes,
screw that. All right.

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Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory, Yes,
parting words of wisdom please, I always remember that mystery
is way hotter than oversharing. I don't know, it depends
on how juicy the oversharing.

Speaker 6 (02:04:17):
You know, I do love a good overshare.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
I forget what you call it. Was it the jellyfish? Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:04:23):
The jellyfish?

Speaker 2 (02:04:24):
Yeah, women, you know what that is. I learned about
that for the first time about a year ago from Gina. Yeah,
the jelly ladies.

Speaker 11 (02:04:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:04:29):
Couldn't you get a jellyfish.

Speaker 6 (02:04:30):
In your pants? Yeah, when you're on your period.

Speaker 2 (02:04:36):
Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's that.

Speaker 3 (02:04:38):
Okay, So this is the case where it's hotter to
be mysterious.

Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
I think no. All right, Thank you very much, Greg
Gory Jowett.

Speaker 4 (02:04:47):
I would thank you so much for giving the Woodies
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 9 (02:04:58):
Quit this bitch.