FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 13th 2026 Podcast

Von's Poetry for Slams, News Headlines, Bush or Bare & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dude to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, listener, this question is advised.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today's Tuesday. It is January the thirteenth,
twenty twenty six. We are the Woodies Show. My name
is Whatdy? That's Greg Gory. Hi, you got Menace?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hi? Jina grad is here?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Sea Bass is right, We've got Sammy, I said, Sammy already.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Know I who up?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Dumb ass? Tyler's here, Von our video producer, he's here.
Borton Menji on the job today. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Got some
of the trending news headlines coming up for you this morning?
Tell us poetry day. And Vaughn's got some what he's
calling poetry for slams Oh. Now, this was an idea

(01:29):
because chicks love poetry, right, yeah, we love it, apparently
most chicks. Morgan, Yeah, you're not like most.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
I would like it.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
And Vn does all these like poetry slam things. So
and he's a single guy, and we were trying to
get a date for you know, Menji and for dumbass Tyler.
But you know, not that not not that he needs
that kind of help, but maybe this will just charm
the panties right off, some some ladies for Vaughn Perfect
So Vaughn's poetry for slams that's coming up. Uh see

(02:00):
what else we got today? Oh, Morgan went to a
reptile convention.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Oh yeah, you should have gone with me, Greg.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
And she talked to some of the ladies there for
a round of Morgan's bush or bear happening today. Also,
the entertainment stuff got the Birthday's port of Birthday all
on the way You're on the Woody Show. So this
year's CEES gadget show there in Vegas is all wrapped
up and uh, while there are some cool stuff to
see and we talked a lot about that stuff with
Rich rich on tech on the show, there was also

(02:29):
some really dumb stuff that is there at CEES and
there's been a write up of some of the dumbest stuff,
the worst stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Can I just a dumb question first, because you guys
have been right yeah multiple times. Okay, so do you
pay to get in?

Speaker 8 (02:45):
Like?

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Oh yeah, the point we didn't pay to get Yeah,
I believe.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
But can the general public go if they get a ticket?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah, Okay, I thought it was invite only or no.
Never really understood, like they've.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Always done media, so I shouldn't, like say, for sure.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
There are the media days and then there are days
that it's open to the public. Okay, thank you, I've
always can't you can't get a past. But it's like
after the first like when Rich went in the days
that we were there, Yeah, we were there like before
all that stuff, and then afterwards, you know.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
And then you could basically spend the whole time seeing
new stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Like it's not like after a couple of hours you're like,
all right, we're done, dude. It's so it's huge, okay,
and are there are only three passes. There's industry, media
and exhibitors, so it's technically a trade show.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
In okay, But the public can also go.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Not unless you're.

Speaker 9 (03:38):
You have to show your or convince them you're part
of an industry or pay to exhibit, which I might.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Have have done for friends.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Uh see, so a grip of judges. They have made
their picks official and here we go. The worst in
show at the latest cees and so number one list
is the bet Spoke Ai Family Hub fridge. So it's
a Samsung fridge that opens and closes the doors on command.
The fridge didn't always recognize the commands and only worked
about half the time, So like, how hard is it

(04:08):
to like just open the fridge and close the fridge
by yourself.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
When you have to use your hands.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
It also senses when certain food is running low and
runs ads on things that you might need to replace
something that nobody asks for. So that that made the
list of worst and show order. Uh the Amazon Ring doorbell.
The judges say that the doorbells under Amazon double down
on privacy invasion, support the misconception that more surveillance is
always making us safer. It also includes mobile surveillance towers

(04:36):
and app store that will allow people to develop sketch
your apps for the doorbell. We've heard about there was
something else that they were gonna you know what's it
like the neighborhood something that was going to be part
of Ring. There was there was a story that we
had within the last like six days, were talking.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
About the facial recognition for pets.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yes, that's what it was. So they're they're saying, Okay, well,
if you're missing your dog, you're missing you know, you know,
your animal. You can basically use the network of ring
doorbells around your neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Triangular.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, but they're like, okay, you're saying it's gonna it's it's.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Animals for this one thing.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
Yeah, I like this mobile surveillance trailer. It's like those
little lot cops you see, but you can it's smaller
and you can use it yourself.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Amy the three D Soulmate made the list of Morton
Show for cees, a three D companion that appears as
a female avatar on a curb screen and it's marketed
as You're Always on three D Soulmate. The judges called
out the Chinese makers for having the audacity to suggest
that an AI video surveillance device on a desk could

(05:40):
be anybody's soul mate. Although there was this woman I
just saw. I think she's in Japan. She just married
like an AI. Of course, it was like some fat
loser chick. Of course, you know, you know what they say,
there are winners and then there are these chicks.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, but dude, that things can be put in a
robot and she'll have sex with it with years.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Worston show treadmill with an AI coach. So this Chinese
company showed off this new treadmill that boasts of having
the first AI coach installed. The treadmill collects biometric data
behavioral interferences, with the company saying the fine print, we
cannot guarantee the security of your personal information. Now, when
you talk about dumb, this is by far the dumbest thing.

(06:21):
It did get brought up and we were talking with
rich this is the dumbest thing at cees. Lollipop Star.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
I knew it. I knew you were gonna say that.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
It's a lollipop that lets people hear music but can't
be recharged or reused once the candy's gone. So it's
like a one and dumb thing. Here's here's somebody. This
is somebody from the company, from the Lollipop Star company
talking about it.

Speaker 11 (06:44):
A Lollipop Star is a lollipop where as you eat it,
you start hearing the music and you enjoy music while
you're enjoying. A lollipop uses bone conduction technology, so from
the back of your mouth you'll start to feel the
different vibrations that go up into your ear.

Speaker 10 (07:02):
It's a novelty toy, basically stupid experience. I know, we do.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
I want to try that.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
So that made worst insho for CEO. That's worse than
show ice Spices endorsing it.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
How could we be bad?

Speaker 10 (07:14):
Yeah, we like pop rocks just because it's a novelty.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I think that they're going to fail in that one.
Because if that got released publicly, it will do really
well initially. Really yeah, people are going to want to
try it.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Teenage depends on how much it is. Yeah, yeah, exactly
because parents. Parents would be willing to buy something at
a certain price point. Lollipop, Yeah done.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
If it's more than five bucks, I don't think people
would be interested.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I always want to like people buy this. That was
It's one lollipop, but it's on the thing where it's
got the button. It spins around. I do like see
kids like, but what is that? I mean, that's that's
really okay.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
They're saying nine dollars tager will buy that once?

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Yeah, absolutely eight seven seven forty four text us over
to two two nine eight seven more what he shows next?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Hang on.

Speaker 12 (08:03):
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Today Tuesday, January thirteenth from one to three pm and

(08:27):
nine thousand Telegraph Road at Raising Canes.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
We'll love to see you there. She wants to d
and she's going to get one the Woodie Show.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
A Hi, Welcome back everybody. You well the big headline,
I'm sure you guys have all seen it. Taylor Swift
went out with through friends and gave each one of
them a loaf of her homemade sour dough bread.

Speaker 11 (08:49):
Hold.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Yeah, it's dominating the headline. It keeps popping up all
these different places. Now, one thing I will say and
does not Killer Swift related. I don't know how it
en up in my algorithm. All of a sudden, I'm
getting a ton of videos of people attempting sour dough
like to make sour.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Like?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
What we what are we doing?

Speaker 8 (09:09):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
It?

Speaker 13 (09:10):
Is?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
It? Is a thing. Sour dough bread has become really popular,
and they're even selling like these sour dough bread makers
in Costco.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Because you don't you need like whatever is it called
heirloom or it's a it's a they called it's a
something piece. I don't know what I'm saying, Like, you take,
you take? Uh No, I learned this from all these
different stupid things. You take like a piece of the
dough or whatever from your current batch that you're making,

(09:41):
and you set it aside and you use that for
the next time you make it. And so like all
the sour dough that is out there is exactly there's
like a little bit that.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
The mother do.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Okay, maybe that's what you only take like a little mother.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
But this pand that they're selling Costco, it seems like
a super thin piece of like ten Yeah, it doesn't
seem it doesn't seem special.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
But see, well that there you go. I think we
just covered all the really important stuff. Taylor Swift went
out with their friends and gave them each a loaf
of homemade sour dough. That's okay, neat lucky. Actually this
is man. These we saw this thing that they're doing
an auction about these like Disney cards. Dude, all this
dork stuff is going for so much money now and

(10:30):
this one is like a copy of Action Comics number one,
which features the first appearance of Superman. It just sold
for fifteen million dollars.

Speaker 10 (10:41):
Say what now?

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Now this was the actual comic book that was stolen
from Nicholas Cage in two thousand. Remember that story, he
got it back, He got it back in twenty eleven.
Now he later sold it. He sold it for two
point two million. And now that was in twenty eleven.
So here we are twenty twenty six and just sold
for fifteen million dollars. God, it's because they're not spending

(11:05):
that money on dates, I guess saves a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Saves a lot of money. Yeah, they have their new
AI girlfriend from that Razor gaming company. Oh yeah yeah.
It sits on your desk and it talks to you
and asks you about your day. It's a little anime girl.
Of course it is young lady.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
So there's a guy. It's a celebrity death. Thomas Kent
TK Carter has died now. He was best known for
his role as the roller skating chef Knolls in John
Carpenter's nineteen eighty to the Thing because But to me,
he was best known as playing Mike Fulton on the
first two seasons of Punky Brewster. So Mike ran Finster Hall,

(11:45):
the youth home where Punky stayed for a bit, or
they were doing the whole thing whor they're trying to
figure out Henry Warnock was going to remember everybody know
he was like the real tall, skinny black dude who
was like the main counselor there at Fenster Hall.

Speaker 10 (11:57):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
And he was like a recurring character on Punky Birst.
But he was on a ton of shows, Good Times,
The Waltons, The Jefferson's two two seven, Family Man Matters,
and a bunch of Yeah, he was found dead in
his home. Now, no foul play was suspected, but yeah,
the face.

Speaker 10 (12:12):
He looks very familiar.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Recognized.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
He's been in a ton of stuff. I remember, man,
he he he. He saved He saved Punky when when
Blade broke into the Fenster Hall took the petty cash box.
Blade had a switch blade. That's how I got his
name Blade.

Speaker 14 (12:34):
Yeah, he was always going to talking to her in
her little treehouse thing too.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
He's really nice guy.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Also, hey, uh dude, Gina, I'm putting Dolly pardon on
official celebrity death watch. I'm saying, between now and July first,
that's my that's.

Speaker 10 (12:52):
My If I stopped showing up to work, you'll know why.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Something's going on. So she won't be at her birthday
party at the Grand Old eye Oria this year. Now,
she didn't give a reason for her absence, but this
was her message to everybody. Here's Dolly party.

Speaker 15 (13:06):
Well, hey, that Grand Old Opery family. I just wanted
to say how much it means to me that you're
all coming together again this year to celebrate my big
old birthday with some of my songs. Some of my
favorite memories happened right here on stage at the Grand
Old Opery, and I wish I could be them person.

(13:27):
But I'll be sending you all my love for sure,
so you have the best not ever.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
So what do you think? Guys didn't say, why is
it going to be there?

Speaker 6 (13:36):
What's what's the over? Under my heart, I'm saying July first,
over under.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I'll go over over over, yeah over.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
I'm not rooting for it. I'm just saying there's something
going on. She's not going to her own birthday.

Speaker 10 (13:48):
Remember when her sister put out like, oh everyone prayed
for Dolly and you stop stop.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Out right, Yeah, exactly, there's something happening. There's something going on.

Speaker 10 (13:56):
God, she's eighty now blushing up.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Well you can't see God, bless that exactly when when
you say it that way, it could be interpreted as
an insult, not that you mean it as an insult,
because I know how much you loved.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
What you got this morning.

Speaker 10 (14:13):
Well, there's this wild claim floating around that Hollywood icon,
you know, Marlon Brando, he may have actually been the
biological father of Michael Jackson's youngest son, Biggie aka Blanket.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Well, somebody had to be because it wasn't Michael exactly of.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
Any of them. So sources say that Brando may have
donated sperm to Jackson before this kid was born, from
you know, the surrogate in two thousand and two. And
apparently this caught everyone off guard that this could be
a sperm donation, and Brando and Jackson were really close friends,
by the way, and people around them say that Michael
used a sperm donor. Shocking. Fans have even pointed out

(14:48):
that Blanket looks a lot like Brando's son, So we
need to do a little side bysycond they do look
familiar and all of this coming out again as Jackson's
daughter Paris. She's in this big legal fight, by the way,
with the executors of Michael Jackson's estate because she's accusing
them of mismanaging hundreds of millions of dollars.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
I believe that.

Speaker 10 (15:04):
Yeah, a lot going on with the Jackson.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, this is I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
There's the nose, Yeah, the eyebrows.

Speaker 10 (15:10):
There is some similarity.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
For sure.

Speaker 14 (15:12):
She looks a lot like Marlon Brando's son.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
So when he was younger, he was much more dark complexioned,
but obviously we don't know what Brander looked much like that.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
But now that he's older, I mean, so did Michael
get younger? But but honestly, I mean so did Michael.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
Yeah, kind of legal twins.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
If you do a side by side yep, Greg.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Gory, what you got?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, I think this is pretty codependent and weird.

Speaker 11 (15:32):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Jennifer Aniston, she's got this new boyfriend, right, the wellness
coach Jim curtis hypnotist? Right? Is that what he is?
A hypnotist?

Speaker 16 (15:40):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Huh Okay, well they called him a wellness coach, and
she wants.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
To do yeah exactly, talk about people go oh, once
you at a real job. Now, that's a good example
of sayings like that's a person. You could definitely use
that line and it would it would make sense, makes
sense totally.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
So she wants to do a quote trust test with
her new boyfriend by going out to dinner with Brad Pitt,
her ex, because she still has this big friendship with
Brad Pitt, and she bases a lot of things on
how people interact with him and wants to see how
this new boyfriend will navigate star power and emotional history.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
So the trust isn't if she goes to dinner alone
with Brad Pitt.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
It's all of them go together, the new boyfriend, Brad Pitt,
and then his girlfriend Inez de Ramond. Insiders say that
she wants to see how Jim carries himself when he's
face to face with Brad. How the hell would we
know this? Well, because quote insiders have been talking.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
About is this one of your favorite things? When they
when when there's an article, I think, well, they say,
are people making like who are who is?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
So that's how they get away with the allegedly stuff.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
And plus she's notorious for having these failed relationships. She's
always been wanting to find a husband and it never
works out until Brad Pitt came along, and now she
can't let go of him and she needs to use
him as the barometer for the new boys.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
But that happens a lot with famous people that were
in relationships with other famous people and when they break
up and then they start dating normal people and if
they're still cool with each other, they always have to
like hang. So the non famous person is always like
outseeing on vacation with two famous people.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
With this new boyfriend, Jim, he's dating Jennifer Andison. He
probably knows how to handle himself around stars. I would think, dude,
you're with Jennifer Aniston. But to also put all your
trust in to see how he reacts with Brad Pitt.
Maybe let that part Goya.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
That's very strange.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
It's strange, like just get back together with him then.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
And if I'm the dude, I'm saying to put yourself
in a regular person situation, right, like you're you're now
the guy, right, you know what, man, I'm not doing that. Yeah,
it is too weird, Like, forget who Forget that it's
Jennifer Andison for a second. Forget that's Brad Pitt for
a second. If your current person needs you to meet
their ex person, I think that's enough for me. It

(17:59):
would be enough of a flag like this is too weird, coach,
unless it's unless it's a situation where that person is
the mother or father of the kid that's involved, totally,
because this is a person now who is going to
be around and you know they okay, just so everybody
kind of knows each other, but not to get a
sign off from them exactly, Isn't that?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
If I'm Jennifer Inison, actually would give that guy more
respect if he did say no, because then you're like, okay,
well he's not just being a guest man just because
I'm famous and just doing whatever.

Speaker 14 (18:31):
To Brad Pitt, that was so long ago for Jennifer,
I remember him.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
No, he would love to get a phone call.

Speaker 10 (18:40):
I like him.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
I met us. What you got?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Well. I feel like I watch a lot of television,
and it's not just reality shows like everybody thinks. I
feel like I do watch a lot of shows, but
all these super popular shows that everybody is watching. I
feel like I don't watch them as what the hell
is puriable lists? That's what I know you you mentioned,

(19:05):
but I don't. You never really broke down what is
it like about?

Speaker 9 (19:09):
Well, that's that's part it is. It is a reveal show,
so that's probably don't want to give it away. It's
about a woman who's Yeah, well, okay it is.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
You said Greg wouldn't like it because it's got a
sci fi I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Think it's very sci fi.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
It's a it is technically sci fi, but it's but
it's not aliens lasers side.

Speaker 10 (19:25):
Yeah, if Society suddenly wasn't what it seemed was what
you thought it was.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, and then Severance, Okay, I watched episode.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
You would not like that.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Don't like it? Last of Us? What is that?

Speaker 10 (19:37):
It's great?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Zombie slow Horses. I started watching Horses.

Speaker 10 (19:43):
Task is boring, very boring, as.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
These are the best shows out there. It's about like
like everybody's watching for Greg.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
Have you watched that one Last of Us episode that
may have been recommended to you because of the relationship
in it.

Speaker 10 (19:55):
I can never watch that again. It broke me it literally.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
That's the dude from the Office.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
No, not yet, Nick Offerman, and then the guy from.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
White Lotus like you don't need to watch any other episode,
you get it's a standalone episode.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
It was sad, what is this crowd?

Speaker 9 (20:10):
So it's it's about it's about so it's a zombie
it's a zombie show World, But this episode is about
a particular two guys who meet up and their relationship
much more than it's about the.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
Zombies anyway, based on a video game gay episode.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
What else.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
That was?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Like the task thing?

Speaker 10 (20:27):
What is the task It's about the task force in Philadelphia,
like a drug task force.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Okay, I don't know. These are like all the stuff
that like one at all the award shows. I'm just
like I'm not watching them. Yeah, listeners, are you watching it?
I know, like a couple will probably text in because
they are, But like overall, is everyone watching it? Or
is just this stuff that's.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Like with critics now, you know how I feel when
people talk about YEP celeberties in general. I'm saying like, oh,
like for whatever reason, like there's names that I've heard,
but I couldn't tell you like why they're famous, or
this show I've heard of it, I couldn't tell you
what it's about.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
Yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
But the thing is a menace is paying attention to
a lot of this stuff. Ye still can't figure it.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
And I always base a lot of myself off numbers,
and I'm just like, I don't see people like heavily
talking about it.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
People, I mean, we talked about Avatar, like Avatar brings
in all this money.

Speaker 10 (21:19):
Don't know about it.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
I don't know anybody in my immediate circle who went
out and saw Avatar.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
I've never seen an anybody.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
In this room go see Avatar. One person, not one person. Okay,
but yeah, it makes billions of do you know.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
What I mean? Yeah, it's weird. Huh, all right, thank.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
You very much. Menace problem. It's time for your birthdays
and your Tuesday porna birthday shows, shiver.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
And you know you don't.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Do We'll start with the celebrities. Julia, Louis Dreyfuss, Elaine
on Seinfeld sixty five years old today, Orlando bloom Is
forty nine, Patrick Dempsey McDreamy, doctor Derek Sheppard, I'm raised
Anatomy sixty years old. Shanda Rimes, who created Gray's Antomey.
She also is behind Scandal and how to Get It

(22:12):
with Murder. She's fifty six. Liam Hemsworth is thirty six.
Natalia Dyer she was a Nancy Wheeler and Strangers as
She is thirty one. Michael Pena, the actor from ant
Man and Crash and some other stuff. He's fifty years old.
Trace Atkins, the Grammy winning country singer. Now I knew

(22:33):
he's a country singer, but I'd never heard this story.
He survived being shot in the heart and lungs by
his second wife. What damn jo And you'll like this Morgan.
He's six foot seven.

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How would you say his name?

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(23:36):
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Speaker 7 (23:42):
I hate it when he does that.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
That sounds like a child.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, that's whatever. Her name is Celina Celestina Celestiana Blooms
twenty seven years old today and that Chapporto birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that a Tuesday. Look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment here on the Wood Show.
We're getting a quick break more Woody shows next, Hang on,

(24:09):
all right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it is Tuesday. It's
The Wood Show. Like I mentioned, it's a I thought
it was National Poetry. It's it's Poetry at Work day perfect.
I was corrected. I would like to apologize to the
poetry community.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
This is specifically at work.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
It's specifically at poetry at work or no, maybe am
I reading that wrong? Is it like poet like, uh,
make sure tax dollars at work?

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
You poetry?

Speaker 6 (24:37):
So maybe that would make sense because it's Vaughn's poetry
for Slams, like if he ended up getting laid from it,
that would be his poetry at work.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Encouraging people to find and create poetry in the workplace.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Okay, well then the original mine makes way more sense
literal literal do it at work? Yeah, so yeah, Vonn
will have his poetry for Slams. Ladies, get ready to
just have your panties melt off off now, yeah, exactly.
Today menaces National Shop for Travel Day. If you're looking
to book a trip, I am you really do need

(25:10):
something to look forward to. Yes, you always have, because
now I mean, you know, get to the end of
the year and there's so much stuff coming up, and
then you get to this part of the year just
this blach place like January February.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Yeah, So if at least if you maybe book something
for the spring, or maybe start looking forward to something
you can do in the summertime, you know, go ahead
and book your travel for that. Today is National Sticker Day,
So if you if you're remember whatever happened to remember
all the stickers we collected in the eighties, like sticker

(25:45):
album album we did we had to Yeah, we would,
we would stick it was. It was in the photo
books that had like the little thin piece of plastic
with the with the with the tacky you know, because
underneath it was like a because you could put your
your your photos would stay in whatever position.

Speaker 10 (26:03):
They're glitterally, they're scented, they're puffy.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
And then I'm saying, but then you put the you
put the plastic back over and you could bring your
sticker book to school.

Speaker 10 (26:09):
And trade boys did this.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Oh yeah, but I would not keep in mind I
was I was a younger boy at this point. This
is like, it's pretty early, this is early eighties. I
was like in first and second grade.

Speaker 14 (26:21):
Yeah, I think it might just be a kid thing
because I did it in the nineties and first grade.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
That a kid think, Because you guys don't notice. Every
time we travel at the airport, I buy a sticker.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
You don't that your book though?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh really, I had no idea. I got to put
your sticker book.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
We've been traveling together for a dozen years.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I've never won. I've seen you buy hot sauces in
different places, but I always buy a little sticker. That's
probably when I'm buying the hot.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
She buys every airport that we go to a travel
pillow inevitably.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Loses dam there's like twenty four, leaves it on the plane.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Usually how it goes, we're at the gate, and then
what he disappears? He comes back with a neck pillow
from menace in a bag of eminem.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
I bought medicine, but there was one time I bought
medicine neck pillow. He went to rip the tag off
of it and the little stupid like styrofoam crap all
over the place and exploded in the plane. So I
went back and I bought him another one, and I
brought that one to him. Was it just leave the
tag on, doc? And then what do you do? He
left that one on the plane. So there are two

(27:23):
that went one destroyed.

Speaker 10 (27:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
The big ones that we collected that we loved, uh, well,
there were three if you included garbage pail kids, because
those are stickers. They were a card, but you can
peel the sticker off the card.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Did that?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 6 (27:40):
They are stickers. So that Wacky packages. Do you guys
remember Wacky package member that? Yeah, look up Wacky Packages.
They were stickers and they would go into specific books
based on the series and it was always like based
on products, so it would be like, you know, like
instead of like a folders off, it was like something.

Speaker 10 (27:57):
Instead of poets l pooh al pooh, right, instead of jello.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
Between this and the garbage pails. You some parody, Yeah,
I did, I did well.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Mad Magazine was all the rage. Yeah, whacking back and
then scratch and stiff sniff stickers were the biggest ones.
And I remember the puffy Smurf's ones too, one of
those instead of golf oil, gulp oil. There you go.
It's a National rubber ducky Day. That's for all you
folks in the jeeps. But why how did that become it?

(28:29):
I'm curious, honest question, honest question. I don't care what
you guys do, jeep people, but for the jeep people,
where did this duck thing come from? And why is
it associated with jeeps?

Speaker 11 (28:39):
Right?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
No, no, no, no, I read about it. Somebody just started it. Yeah,
like one person started it.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
It was a girl and it's it's not long. Twenty
twenty left a rubber duck on a jeep some like
pandemic things like oh.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Yeah, because then also when you go on cruises, like
people hide little rubber ducks all over cruise.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Ships and that's everywhere.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah, today is National Clean your Desk Day and it's
a make your dream come true?

Speaker 8 (29:08):
Day?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Do it?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Yeah, there we go. I'm eight seven seven forty four wood.
I mean the sticker thing. I guess you're right. It's
kind of still different than what we remember. But I
feel like every cool brand, whenever you like whatever, is
considered like a cool brand. When you order something and
they ship you whatever, to say, it's a pair of headphones,
you know they'll ship you the headphones, and then your
receipt for your item, and then inside is inevitably like

(29:32):
a sticker sticker, like their branded logo for the company.
You're supposed to put that on your water bottle, on
your uh yeah, do that. But you don't really see
people putting those kind of stickers on cars anymore.

Speaker 10 (29:43):
Not Stanley's. But what was the other big water bombing
they all put it? Well, I think it was, I
don't know. It's like hyper last stickers on.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
The lid of your laptop. Yeah, eight seven seven Food
texts over to two two nine eighty seven more what
he shows next?

Speaker 17 (30:00):
Hang on show and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training free, politically correct world.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Woodie, Greg Menace, Hi, Jina grad SeaBASS is here, you
got Sammy Morgan is here, and we got the phones
open eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can hit
us up of the text send your text over to
two to nine eight seven. As we talked about at
the top of the show, one of the dumb holidays

(30:35):
today is poetry at work day.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Now there was some confusion as to what exactly that meant,
but it really did mean there should be more actual
poetry in the workplace at the.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Oh yeah, that's what we need.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Ye huh, yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, Vaughn you you
do slam poetry.

Speaker 18 (30:54):
You still do that, not that often, but I did
slam poetry for about ten years or so from out
of high school through college and grad.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
School, and then kind of bowed out about five years
ago or so.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Nobody does that as like a career, right, Oh, they do,
they do. How do you make money? Is a slam poet?

Speaker 5 (31:13):
There was a poet who won America's Got Talent a Million.

Speaker 18 (31:18):
One of my friends, Brendan Leeka, beat some time and slam.
But a lot of the slams are cash prizes. Uh,
there are big slams that are like national regional that
are like five thousand dollars ten thousand, So you go
from city to city you can like get your own father.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
That many contests that you can like survive.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
There are people play carn Hoole professionally.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
You can get sponsors on that though. Do you have
like there's a billions do you have like a NASCAR
jacket when you're doing I haven't seen that yet. You
get sponsored?

Speaker 8 (31:52):
See. The problem is poets are a little too and moral, so.

Speaker 10 (31:54):
They won't take like, yeah, blood money, bloody.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
I'm trying, what is the main age demographic, Like, what's
the range that really loves it.

Speaker 18 (32:05):
I would say a lot of high school like eighteen
to twenty five, it's like the big age range, but
it's been a lot older now though it's a lot
of thirty plus year olds are kind of running the
slam game.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
The slam game, which I mean it sounds sexy, can
be sexy. Poetry can melt the panties off chicks, right,
So we figured, you know, poetry at work day and
we're trying to get dates for you know, dumbass Tyler
and for Menji which we're working on. We'll have a
little update for you cover it up a little bit
later in the show. But you know, Vaughan is also

(32:36):
a single man.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
No, you've been on kind of like a you've been
in a kind of like a like a dry streak,
right somewhat. Yeah, someone someone has that.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Has that changed since the last time you had mentioned something?

Speaker 8 (32:46):
No, it hasn't.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh my, somewhat, it's been it's been a long time.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
It's been a few months.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, And I think that we don't put you in
the mix with those two because we feel like, you know,
we look at you have a lot of personality. Yeah,
you know, you're at events all the time, Like you
look at the guy and you're like, oh, he's he's
getting laid looking.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Yeah, he's ripped.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
Yeah I used to be ripped.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I'm got to get back into my.

Speaker 18 (33:15):
But but no, I'm I went through my entire horror
phase and all that. So I'm trying to be better now,
which is kind of an issue. So like when I
go out, I'm not like looking for the action at
the end of the night, like.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
You tug it before you go out.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
So you're not.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Right, that's one way to put it, I mean, how
do you control yourself just like tug it before you go.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
Out wait for marriage.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
It's not one of those like you're not having sex,
but you're doing other things.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah for sure, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
So what so what like when you say dry streak,
you mean like actual intercourse or like have you received
the mouth party in the last handful of months?

Speaker 8 (33:56):
That's handful of months.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Yeah, but what I'm saying like, does that count? So
when you say dry streak, that doesn't mean that means
nothing other than something you've done yourself. Nothing at all,
nothing at all. Okay, just a clarificy because you know,
there are like lots of a lot of questions now
because the virgin okay, well you know yeah, well the

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biggest beef I.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Have that Younger people have kind of like changed the
meaning of is we hooked up? Because when I, you know,
was a younger man, when we said we hooked up,
that means we had sex.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
I mean sex.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Nowadays are like, oh they just made out. Yeah, No, dude,
Like when you say you hooked up, you.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Like went all the way agreed, Yeah, I mean at
least oral, right, like cooking up, making.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
It just making out?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Now, it means, but you know what I'm.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
Saying, no, like just making like making out, making you
They'll say they hooked up just like made out like kissing.
Yeah what Yeah, I know that's even dumber than I
was thinking, bar right, because.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
Such young kids started using the term that you haven't
even had sex yet, so you know, fourteen and be like,
oh yeah, I hooked up with them and that means
making out.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah you just said making out. I mean that's what
we did.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
French ing.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Yeah. I remember we had the conversation about the bases.
Oh yeah, right, first base, I'll get the second base,
third base, And that was very different from you know,
like when I grew up to now.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
It's also very different thought.

Speaker 10 (35:28):
First base was boobs.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
First kissing, Oh yeah, first base was making like like
french kissing, okay, french ing okay, like yeah, like you know,
tongue in second base. Second base was boobs. Third base
was fingering. Yeah yeah right, and then yeah and then
then all the way like you know, like you hooked up.
That meant you know, what I'm saying is different than that.

(35:53):
You're a different generation X, You're millennial, right.

Speaker 14 (35:56):
So I would say that kissing was first base, and
then second base is hands regardless of where they are,
and then third.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
It could be down the panther and.

Speaker 14 (36:07):
Then home because otherwise where is everything else going?

Speaker 10 (36:10):
Yeah, where it is?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
I mean it makes sense. This is not the way
it was. The rules were different.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Where did we didn't go on your bases the third.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
We didn't have designated hitters in the National League at
that point, you know, I mean, like the pictures hit
things change, Yes, rules a different sense, because I think, yeah,
I agree with her. I agree that just wasn't the way.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
We're more pure.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
We're going to see how Vaughn does with his Uh
we're calling it poetry for slams instead of slam poetry
because this is gonna like, really this is his mating call. Yeah,
the flood gates. Indeed, there are gonna be some basements flooded.
Ready when when Vaughn turns on the charm coming up
next year on The Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four,

(36:51):
what he text us over to two to nine, eight seven.
We should have put Vaughn's profile up there too. We
had Benji's and we had dumbass Tyler's. Yeah, I mean
today it's not that you're you know, it's not from
a lack of options, like is it just from you
being more picky these days?

Speaker 18 (37:08):
For sure, being more picky and also just like in
a very grind grinding mode.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
You know, for years, no.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Real time for relationship, you're not necessarily even looking for
a relationships.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
So maybe we don't put them out there, like, well.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
Girls do be reaching out about Vaughn?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Oh they be reaching.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, they want to break up a little
piece of that chocolate. Yeah, So Vaughn's poetry for slams.
Next on the Woody show.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Hanging.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
The show, Oh love is in the air. I got
you the log into, right Morgan? For what do you
show email? Yes, I haven't Okay, so I have a
bunch that I'm gonna need you to uh. I marked Yeah,
I marked up a bunch of the emails that we're
coming in for dumbass Tyler and for yeah, yeah it's all.

(38:00):
I'll have you go for those and print those out
for it. But get a little update on how would
show love connections going?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
All right?

Speaker 6 (38:06):
And then Von's over here just living his best life. Man,
he's doing a lot of DJing and you don't really
do much slam poetry except for here on the show.
But this is poetry for slams and just kind of
like put themselves out there because you never know. I mean,
maybe this will be maybe this, maybe maybe this will
be what gets the attention of your soulmate.

Speaker 10 (38:23):
Yeah, this is ringing the dinner bell.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Well, we'll see it.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I want to.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
I want the ladies to uh on the show, ladies
to give me their their thoughts on this. So you know,
Gina Morgan, Sammy, Yeah, this is uh, this is just
what you would normally do, right. Is there music involved? Like,
because I've seen both, yes, but not for you the
way that you do it, not joining.

Speaker 18 (38:42):
So slam poetry is no music, no props, no accompaniment.
There's normally a three minute time limit.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
Because I guess if there was music, I then be rap, right.

Speaker 18 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, or just like a you know, a show.
More so you have like a poetry over music.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
I think technically would fit under the headline of hip
hop or you know something, yeah, more like a song
than it would poetry. Yeah, agreed, All right, So we're
not uh, we're not using any music. We are gonna
use music, we all because this is a oh is
that what we have here. Okay, Vonn's got some music
for Okay, hold on, let's.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Get all right already.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
The shirts are coming off. Yeah, whoever wins, you're the
bit on your panties today, Morgan, that's.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Gonna be ripe.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
We are the audience in the palm of your hand.
All right, let's do it. Vaughn's poetry for Slams.

Speaker 18 (39:41):
Dear, beautifully gorgeous, hot pretty women who like poetry. This
is a p s A for you to love me.
Love me like the last bite of chocolate wedding cake, gluttonous,
a ceremony of its own. Indulge in the rich cocoa,
so silky, smooth, like my skin and arms toned from

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years of keeping my life together. Will hold you ever
so tight in the night. I pray that you have
the grip of a vice, just saying it would feel
pretty nice to be in the grasp of another. My
heart hasn't been held since the last line. Lover, So
let us fall like comets through the sky, plummeting into

(40:28):
a fiery passion of Phoenix and Icarus, resurrected in love.
Romance will be the life of my lady. Five three
or six seven. The world will lay at your feet.
And I may only be five eight, but we're always
the same height in the sheets. Baby, I am deep
and cunning. Some call me a linguist. Plus I got

(40:51):
a little stutter, so the tongue game is liquordy split.
I promise you I am practically perfect. Extra nerdice so
sell gains perfect collecting dragon balls for a wish, Just
in search of a woman with a sense of style,
my ride or die. A lady who lives life without limits.

(41:13):
A mother who will teach our children more about Santa
than glass ceilings. A wife to be the best thing
that ever happened to me. Yes, like a gladdyest Night song.
As long as you love me, music, movie, sports, my
lack of therapy, art, tequila, stupid joke, stupid stupidness, high
talks about the universe, ignorance, my broke self, the everlasting

(41:37):
smell of weed, and of course poetry. We will be
a match made to burn throughout eternity. My lady, beautifully gorgeous,
pretty and hot, hopefully from a very wealthy family, made
my voice find you and the love of our dreams

(41:58):
ring true PSHM for our first date. I might be late,
but don't be afraid to show some skin. I ain't
got much, so we're going Dutch. If you're down for
a vibe, hit my d ms.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Oh my god, my god.

Speaker 13 (42:17):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Now you've done some you've done some of this on
the show before. But that was cream was good.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Might not go out of the limb here. I'm wanna
be happy to everybody to say I think that was
your best.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Word was amazing ya.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Like what Yeah, Like, I gotta ask the question a
il all.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I can't write like that garbage, dude.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
You gotta you gotta ask right, you gotta put that
after all, I will.

Speaker 18 (42:49):
Say I did ask AI one thing, and that was
what does the first bite of wedding cake tastes like?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
And it gave me a ceremony of its own.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
It tastes like right, Greg at the start of it.

Speaker 18 (43:04):
You haven't shout out the Instagram, Oh Vonda wizard v
O n d A w Izzie a r D von
du wizard.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Dude, that was so good Instagram.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
I liked it because I understood all of it. Sometimes
in slam poetry, I think.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Wait, yeah, too much of a metaphor what do you yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
A little too deep? This was like straightforward. I like
the Icarus reference and from Morgan he points out same
height in the sheets.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah, let's go to the ladies. I did ask and
one of the ladies opinion on this. This was, you know,
Von's poetry force slams he is not a gay person,
so he wants the opinion of the ladies. So let's
go around the room. We'll start with you, Gina Gren.

Speaker 10 (43:42):
Yeah, I mean I was literally clutching my heart. I
loved it. And you know something, I really loved about it. Everybody.
You know, we're in the society of like you sell
yourself and you bring your best representative, but you had
some things that were like very imperfect, oh for sure,
and like we're going and Dutch and bubble like like
it was so three dimensional, it was so you. It

(44:06):
was so perfect and imperfect. It was awesome And I'm tingling,
all right.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yeah, all right, So I did it for you?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, absolutely, all right. If you were in the market,
I would.

Speaker 10 (44:16):
Be so sliding up in them dms.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
All right, let's let's go to Morgan.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I love the part when you're like, I need a
woman for these arms to hold. It's been so long,
or you know, you said it more eloquently, But like,
how did I even explain like the panties. I know
you were joking before anymore, and just knowing you as
a person, you are so genuine and vulnerable and that's
what a girl wants, you know, you don't want the

(44:42):
fake stuff.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Wow, just that was beautiful honestly.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Now let's just say, like, you know, one of you
ladies was a loan in a room with him and
he had like read that because he wrote that for you?
Was that one of those like you you push him
up against the wall and start making out. You're seeing
movies you.

Speaker 10 (44:57):
Hope he'll push you up against the wall.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
So yeah, all right, Samy, what are you? What are
your thoughts?

Speaker 14 (45:03):
I do agree with Gina that it was very I mean,
it was great and it was very Vaughn. And I
think that's what's great he because he mentioned dragon ball.
He loves dragon balla that and his weed, his sports
and things that he enjoyed. He is going to I think,
attract a girl who understands him, likes the same things.
I think he was very smart in the way that
he did it because it was very Vaughn and it

(45:28):
was done very well.

Speaker 10 (45:29):
It was vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
You're like, this is my interests exactly.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
You know what effect did have on you?

Speaker 14 (45:35):
What affect did it have on me?

Speaker 6 (45:37):
I mean, you know, people go to weddings and all
of a sudden they're like they're feeling all romantic. Have
that kind of effect that for me?

Speaker 14 (45:44):
No, And I think it's mostly because No, but it
has nothing to do with Vaughan von died.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Great.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Everything was great.

Speaker 14 (45:50):
I'm uncomfortable with words like.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Don't be nice to the right use a lot of
them industry. By the way, I totally understand.

Speaker 14 (46:04):
Like when people are saying like nice things to you
where they like romantic, it makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Yeah, just people saying nice things in general makes me
uncomfortable and right, it's weird. I can't explain that, but
I guess what I'm saying, I understand you. Yeah, I
don't understand you know why. You know, uh, some people
like me, Yeah, have that reaction.

Speaker 10 (46:24):
It's a problem.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
I relate.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
I guess what I'm saying is I relate to what
you're saying.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
All right.

Speaker 10 (46:30):
The only thing that I hope you you ease up
on is when you said at the end, you hope
she's a rich family. It's okay, girls, you don't have
to be rich.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Just I wasn't kidding that.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
That was really words like you don't have to be rich,
but we ain't getting married generation Yeah, exactly, build myself up.

Speaker 16 (46:55):
All right.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Well, nice work, Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Well yeah, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
This on the text says I'm not gay, but I
mean boner. Vaughn had me at Dragonball wish sweet nice nice.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
The ladies love drink, all.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
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(47:30):
break break more Woody Shows next time.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
Show.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
On yesterday's show, Menace aka no Stra Dumbass laid down
his verdictions for twenty twenty six. Oh my god, we
recapped some of the some of the twenty twenty five predictions.
They're out of the ten to two came true.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, so we'll see how it turns out people always
get in their feelings when I toasted, like, yeah, people
will get angry. You don't know why, and a lot
of stuff has to be like, oh, people already know
about that. And I tried to explain. Maybe I didn't
do a good job of it, familiar hunt. Yeah, I try.
I try to, like, hey, you know, I'm talking about

(48:18):
the mainstream, like your mom and dad know about like
prediction markets, they know about stable coin because the people
are already like in the know with that stuff. They're like,
this is already a twenty twenty five thing. People know
what this is. I go the main where it hits
the mainstream. Yeah, but a lot of people don't get that,
and they get upset for some reason they should.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
They get angry and everything is a conspiracy. That's that's
a big thing.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
But if you want to see the full list at
the what show on Instagram?

Speaker 6 (48:46):
What was the the conspiracy thing that you were talking about? Oh,
I mean, oh, Helen Keller.

Speaker 14 (48:52):
Yes, it's been around for a minute, I guess, but
that Helen Keller was a fraud.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
Have you guys seen I've seen yes later yes, Yeah.
The last couple of days and showing.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Right always it didn't make sense to be honest.

Speaker 14 (49:06):
Well, here's the thing is that like it does, though
you do have to fact check it because it's a
bunch of like gen z ors I guess on TikTok,
who are like, this doesn't seem right, which is true.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
But she was.

Speaker 14 (49:15):
She became deaf and blind when she was nineteen months old,
and they're saying that her teacher is the person who
was like like she was faking it when she was around.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
The teacher and Sullivan, Yeah, but she.

Speaker 14 (49:25):
Met her when she was seven, so she already had
been diagnosis. But they were saying that like her there's
like hidden documents that her eyes would show like movement
and like she would react to sound, but only when
her teacher wasn't around. And that teacher person, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
So because I know, like my grandma was quote legally blind.
She could see, but it's like just through like peripheral yeah,
you know vision, and she had to like turn her
head a certain way to see, you know whatever, because
there was a macular degeneration some condition where like the
center was just kind of she couldn't see. So but
technically legally blind, so was Helen Keller legally blind or

(50:04):
legally deaf, she could hear or see certain things. Because
the part that I can't make any kind of sense
of is if somebody cannot see anything and cannot hear anything,
like a complete vacuum.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Really, that's the part saying I'm trying to say that
it never made sense. Not the conspiracy doesn't make sense.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
How do you teach how to communicate speak? I mean,
I guess there's through touch.

Speaker 14 (50:27):
They signed hand, right, they did sign language on her hand.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
But what but how? But how how is the brain
able to understand anything?

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Or as someone who does communicate, you know, if you've
just made up like you've never been able to see
or hear.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Right, how do you know that like three taps the
letter E?

Speaker 14 (50:45):
Well, because there is the letter yeah exactly. They're like
having her hold water, drink water and then signing water
in her hand, so she knows that's what that is, okay.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Because that's a mask, you know, a schaer Yeah, blind
or nobody had that blond girlfriend because you know, thank
god his face. Yeah, and she was very sweet and
but she couldn't see he's like, you know, giving her
like a like something hot.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
This is red.

Speaker 14 (51:13):
Yeah, very sweet, but she can hear, so yeah, but
I mean for Helen Keller.

Speaker 10 (51:19):
Though.

Speaker 14 (51:19):
What they're saying is is that when the teacher was around,
though she acted like she couldn't hear or see anything,
there was no movement, there was no reaction to sound,
and this teacher was bringing her around the country where
she was doing appearances as this disabled person, where she
was making a bunch of money per appearance, and that
was going to the teacher. So they're saying that the writings,
everything that Helen Keller allegedly wrote and all this stuff

(51:41):
was actually the teacher and not her, and that the
whole disabled community really needed someone to like cheer behind
and go, you know, they can still do things and
look at the success that she is because it was
like an industry, if that makes sense.

Speaker 10 (51:56):
How do they know what she could see or what
she couldn't see?

Speaker 6 (51:58):
How they know what dogs can see?

Speaker 10 (52:00):
These gen X conspiracy theorists, whereas this, no, they don't know.

Speaker 14 (52:03):
They're just saying it doesn't make sense, the same way
that Menace is going like, yeah, it doesn't add up,
and the same way that like, I guess they say
that that Rosa Parks was a plant and that was
originally a different girl, but they wanted it to be
the appearance of well that was.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Well because the original girl she was pregnant and they
didn't want her to.

Speaker 10 (52:23):
Be the yeah right, yeah, So they basically know that
that Rosa Parks wasn't alone, like it was part of
like the snick movement.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Right, And that's what they're saying.

Speaker 14 (52:31):
Helen Keller was was basically almost like the spokesperson for
this like disabled movement and like saying that they can
still do things and getting like encouragement behind it. And
the whole thing was all based on Helen Keller and
that it was really just a fraud and because because
her writings and the things they're saying she did and
accomplished was not true and that she was alliterate she

(52:53):
didn't do those things.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Text going in the two two Nights Evans is I'm blind.
I still don't understand honestly, really how well or.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
How about how about she became such a success, right,
and you can.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Really go down the rabbit hole and so much of
the stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I mean, if that teacher went on yachts and stuff,
it all makes sense, you know. Ye, she's just like
bringing this girl around and then all the money. Hell yeah, yeah,
she was in Barbados. Right.

Speaker 14 (53:21):
They're saying that of Helen Keller's writings matched her teachers
until the teacher died essentially, and then Helen Keller's writing
was like that of a five year old.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
It didn't.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
It was basically yes, like now, so go ahead, let
me hear blame it in the rain, Let's go has
nothing like yeah, singers.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
But I am liking that we've gone back so far
because we're running out of stuff to dig up. We're
Elan Keller now, we get we get.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
People with the conspiracy theories on this show that's true
about how we're just giving away stuff too or we
don't even really give anything away, or we're trying to
keep them from Like, dude, when it comes to prize,
for example, I don't care who wins this stuff. If
you're listening, great, you think I paid for it, You
think like anyway, you think in any way, shape or
form it it it like affects me one way or

(54:11):
the other. Who who individually wins something.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Or and that we even have that many friends or.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Just it just doesn't It doesn't make any It doesn't
make any sense.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
But people are like they get angry, and you see
the text and people that will write in there, they're
legitimately angry at us, thinking that we're somehow out to
screw them out of a pair of contra tickets or
you know, whatever the hell we're giving away. We have
pretty good jobs. We're not going to risk it over
a blink one ay, two tickets. I think I think
the world has just made everybody paranoid. Social media and

(54:40):
all this because it just amplifies all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (54:43):
Oh yeah, and you can look up anything.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Well.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah, and then Helen Keller's teacher, she was at the
general store buying stuff like money didn't matter. So look
at that round.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Back in the day, you can get you could get
away with so much stuff.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
Oh, here you go, guys. A fifty page report on
Helen Keller in the eighth grade. And this conspiracy theory
is complete. Trash Well wrote a fifty page paper in
the eighth grade. Ye settled. Yeah, and who knows? I mean,
you know, there was god what was his name, Robert
Wall remember roberta comedian actor r less Yeah, exactly. He

(55:23):
did a thing for HBO, which I think was fascinating
and a man. He went around to schools and he
was telling all these stories about how the real story
is never as good as the tales. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So like just to like, you know, a Yankee doodle

(55:44):
went to town and riding on a pony, put a
feather in his hand, called it Macaroni, Like, well, where
does that come from? About how it was really like
a it was really a knock that it was a
song that was made up to knock him because Macaroni
was the Macaroni Club.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Which is basically the gay club.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Oh cool, right, yeah, so so like it wasn't like
this like you know or Paul Revere. There's different stories
about like you hear the story of the history version
of the story of whatever happened, but then the actual
thing is completely different.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
As the position, assume the position.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Man, that was good. I don't know where you can
find it.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Where you can see it.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
It was on HBO, but if you can find it
on YouTube, assume the position with Robert Wall w h H.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
We had him on the show. We had we had
him on the you know what.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
I might be able to find hopefully maybe I can
find a clip of that, because it just have him
explaining it was really neat. Yeah, the truth is never
as good as the story is, basically the bottom line.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, Well, our friend Charlotte Ma and the God he
clost this all the time. I listened to all this podcasts.
He always says the lie is more entertaining than the truth.
Oh yeah for sure.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Well for his day. People put pictures of Plymouth Rock
online and they get so mad. That's it, it's so small. Well, sorry,
that's Plymouth Rocks.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Sorry what did you think?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Do you want them to make it bigger? What are
you are you're complaining about?

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
And we are into another new hour, I mean the
same pack of people. But yeah, we got a bunch
of new stuff for you this hour, Woody, Greg Menace, Yeah,
Junia Grant, Yeah, Seed Mances. Here we goin Sammy Morgan's here.
Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can

(57:45):
hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eighty seven. I think I did find some audio
better than better than when you know, having like a
clip from the actual show. I found an old clip
of Robert Wall on this show from God we were
I'm going through the conversation we're talking about Barry Bonds

(58:05):
playing baseball and whether he gets into the Hall of
Fame eventually after he retires, and he was still playing baseball.
This is this got to be I don't even know
what year this would be. Oh my god, eight seven,
two thousand and seven.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
So you say, Robert Wall who is that again?

Speaker 6 (58:25):
He's a he's an actor and comedian. Look him up.
I'm sure you've seen.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
His face before him.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
He was on a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
He was Yeah, he was at a bunch of stuff. He
was like Ari Gold before wasnizable. Okay, yeah, yeah, you've
seen this guy. And some people were saying that the
special assume the position. You can still find it on
on HBO Max or whatever the hell they're calling it
the HBO again. Yeah, yeah, but pretty cool. He was
in Good Morning Vietnam.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Yeah, Adrian crow Now he was well Robin Williams was
Adrian crow Now or he was the other DJ on
the Armed Forces radio station. Yeah, yeah, he came on
before Adrian Cronell.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Yes, you loved him anyway. So that's uh.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Let me let me find a little bit on the
audio and it's cool again about how the the story,
that the truth is never as good as the story,
and and how how that plays into history things we've
always just kind of assumed about history. You're right about
Plymouth Rock, like you're saying about how you know people

(59:28):
post on and they get.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
So Madol, it is as if anybody can change.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
That, and what do you expect?

Speaker 7 (59:35):
You were duped?

Speaker 6 (59:38):
Yeah, it was just like kind of like it was
a thing that was there.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
But I have seen that so often when people say, wow,
I came to Plymouth Rock and this is.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
Sorry, Yeah, let me let me let me grab that
audio again. I saw like them four years old because
it's super super old. Voice changes over the years, I guess.
But Gina Grad's got the trending news headlines here for us.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
First.

Speaker 10 (59:58):
Yeah, well, the wildcard round of the n FELL Playoffs
is officially over after the Texans took out the Steelers
thirty to six. The Houston defense was as advertised, and
the game went exactly the way what he said it
would go.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Yeah, and this is why, like people are hit me
up and they're they're trying to talk smack. I'm not mad,
Like I'm not. I can't even be mad about it
because it went exactly how I thought it was gonna go. Yeah,
I knew they were going to lose. And I keep
looking at this as hey good, this is probably Mike
Tomlin's last game as the head coach of the Steelers,
which I appreciate all the things he's done, but it's

(01:00:34):
time for a change right Well now, I will say
if he returns his coach next year. I had this
conversation with a couple of other friends. I might have a
protest here, oh where I don't watch any games.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
But you're still a fan.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Of course, I'm still a fan.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
But do you have like a backup team that you
would watch?

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
No, I mean I'll watch. I pay attention to football anyway.
It's not like it's the only team. But yeah, I
mean that is my team. But you know I won't
I won't go to a game for sure. Well yeah,
and then out of protest, if Tomlin's back next.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Year, you're not gonna waste I'm considering.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
I haven't.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
That's how I feel right now. It's like, dude, how
can you Yeah, how can somebody posted this? I was like, Wow,
that is absolutely the case. Time to check in and
how the Steelers have been performing? In the playoffs. So
you know last night thirty to six. Before that, they
got blown out twenty one to nothing by the Ravens.
Before that, they got blown out twenty one to nothing
by the Bills. Before that, thirty five to seven by

(01:01:34):
the Chiefs, twenty eight to nothing by the Browns, thirty
three to nine to the Patriots. I mean they get
they get creamed. They don't even show up close. So yeah,
got it. You got to expect more.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Do you see Aaron Rodgers playing another season?

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
If Tomain's back, he'll play.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
If Tom's not there, I don't think he comes back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
I really liked Aaron Rodgers answer to the question. One
of the reporters said, did you go to this game
thinking this might be my last game? And his answer was,
I look at every game as it could be my
last game. Is it his forties man? Exactly? So I
thought that was a decent.

Speaker 10 (01:02:08):
Realistic Well as far as Houston goes, they move on
to the divisional round. They play the Patriots in Foxborough.
The rest of the schedule set to on Saturday, the
Bills and Broncos have the early game on CBS, then
the forty nine Ers and Seahawks on Fox. The Texans
and Patriots have the early slot Sunday on ABC, followed
by The Rams and Bears on NBC. And the guy

(01:02:28):
that rammed his truck into a Border Patrol vehicle in
Portland last week has been officially charged. Border Patrol agents
attempted to stop his truck while he was doing a
targeted enforcement operation, and that's when the man felt anxious,
he said, put his truck in reverse, hitting the agent's car.
He then allegedly drove forward and backward multiple times and
kept hitting the agent's car, and that's when the agent

(01:02:50):
opened fired and on the guy hitting him hit the passenger.
And when they were investigating this, the DOJ also found
that the man is here illegally and has admitted to
intentionally ramming the car. He's been charged with aggravated assault
of a federal officer with a deadly or dangerous weapon
and a bunch of other stuff. And the judge in
the Luigi Mangioni case, well, she's flipped her stance and

(01:03:12):
now she's decided there should be a hearing to decide
whether Mangioni's backpack was lawfully seized during the arrest or not.
So she'd been saying that a hearing was unnecessary, but
now all of a sudden considering it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
Oh look, I'm Paul fine, and this is all in
the name of false hope, right, anything that gives you
false hope on a little longer. Absolutely well.

Speaker 10 (01:03:33):
The hearing will include testimony from local cops talking about
how they go about securing someone's personal property. Emangioni's defense
team has been trying to get this backpack and all
these items thrown out of the case since it started.
So they may have the break they're looking for, but
like you said, could be a lot of false home.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Let's say they get what they want and the backpack
portion of it is off the table. They still have
video of the murder, No, they don't have a.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Well, speaking of conspiracy, like the gun that did it? Yeah, okay, okay,
reasonable doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 10 (01:04:06):
Well, Canadian police have finally arrested one of the masterminds
behind the biggest gold heist in country's history. The robbery
involved these thieves stealing gold from an Air Canada cargo
flight and they got away with about sixty six hundred
gold bars. That's but by the way, that's worth like
fifteen million dollars. Damn. Investigators think it was an inside job,
say this person helped move the gold after it was stolen.

(01:04:29):
The gold's never been found, and cops think it's already
been melted down and sold off.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Of course, yeah, dude, gold and silver is up right now.
People are going a little crazy over it, and they're
going to like thrift shops and buying silver.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
My neighbor just gave me a silver coin.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
Put it on your pillow.

Speaker 16 (01:04:48):
Well.

Speaker 10 (01:04:48):
The fine people over at Mattel have announced that an
autistic barbie will be the newest member of their doll line.
This new barbie is supposed to celebrate diversity, and it
joins a collection of barbies with down syndrome and vitalago andlineness.
The new doll has slightly shifting eyes for autistic people
who like to avoid direct eye contact, articulated elbows and

(01:05:08):
wrists for stemming and hand flapping, noise canceling headphones, and
a tablet for communication. Mattel said they developed the doll
during an eighteen month partnership with Autistic Self Advocacy Network,
and that their goal is to create a barbie that
reflected some of the ways autistic people experience and process
the world around them.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Morgan and I are church laughing so hard right now,
and has it has nothing to do with people who
actually have it, just like it, like dude. Some of
our favorite videos to share back and forth with each
other are those ones like, Hey, what's what's the what's
the kid's name?

Speaker 17 (01:05:40):
Who?

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
Like you just got hired as a train conductor And
then they show the news clips, Oh, the train.

Speaker 10 (01:05:48):
Has ended up on the seventy second floor of the building.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
The shifting eyes got Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
I'm sitting here listening to the Genus Report and I
look over it. Morgan, she's dying now, I'm laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Okay, having never had do they have moving eyes?

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:06:04):
Instead of it, instead of it looking straight ahead, it's
like looking like to middle distance, like off to the side.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
And for the first time ever, and in just in
time for the thirtieth anniversary Menace Bort listen up, Pokemon
and Lego are teaming up. They say the new sets
are going to be released on Pokemon Day.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Anyone, Yeah, yeah, because they excited.

Speaker 10 (01:06:29):
February twenty seventh, the first initial sets have been announced,
with the big one being the Pokemon Starter set that
features charzar Blastois and Venosaur, and that set is six
hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
These people got money, man, these cards and stuff for.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Pocket.

Speaker 10 (01:06:49):
The medium size set has Pikachu and a poke ball
and uh, that's two thousand pieces. That's gonna be two
hundred bucks. And finally the little itty bitty small set
that's six hundred pieces. That's for e that's gonna be
about sixty bucks. And while fans are excited about this,
you know new legos, a lot of them, they're pissed
off because they're very, very expensive, because they say, if

(01:07:10):
scalpers get their hands on these and the prices are
just going to go high.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
But of course they are. I was talking Aboard yesterday
about Pokemon, as we do, and he says that he
is predicting for twenty twenty six a cool off for Pokemon. Yeah,
the bubble's gonna burst. It's their thirtieth anniversary. They're gonna
go big this year.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
And then I think the cards selling, the scalping everything,
it's the bubble's gonna pop now. I mean, it's on.
What happened with was the NBA cards that people were
freaking out about at Target. Remember Target got they took
all the cards and stuff. Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah,
but those over the NBA cards at that point, right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Uh yeah, the NBA cards and the baseball cards.

Speaker 12 (01:07:49):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
And then it went to Pokemon and it's like it's
always something different, so of course you know ebbs and flows.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Yep, I mean Pokemon Land does open this year, though.

Speaker 10 (01:07:58):
I am interested in. All right, that's what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
So cool.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
Barbie does this thing, the autism doll, right, okay, diversity inclusion,
awestup whatever, who cares? Right, great, it's a bar And
when I say who cares? I mean fine, But they
they have this report and like I wonder why, Like, okay,
isn't it more of like a celebration, right, It's more

(01:08:24):
like a celebration.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
To have an autistic I'm thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Because it's representation, right, I feel seen. Okay, So they
released this thing and the music that I was thinking,
it's so funny the music that they add to certain things. Yeah, yeah,
like listen to the music in this.

Speaker 14 (01:08:39):
If they just spinner feels relatable. I myself carry around a.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Toy that just like dramatic. It's an autistic Barbie are.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
One of the many toys I have in there. I
did approve her dress.

Speaker 18 (01:08:51):
It has first and loose dresses makes her feel comfortable.

Speaker 19 (01:08:55):
But what are these them?

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
You got headphones? Don't you?

Speaker 14 (01:09:00):
Gaze is a little indirect because as people with autism
often struggle with eye contact.

Speaker 12 (01:09:05):
I was looking at a Barbie and it makes me
feel really amazing and.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
Proud seeing her play with it all. It gives me
a sense of peace.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Why.

Speaker 7 (01:09:15):
Yeah, the music doesn't fit it all right.

Speaker 10 (01:09:17):
It's it's like they're having a funeral for autistic Barbie
and shout out to Madison from Love.

Speaker 17 (01:09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:09:22):
We immediately Morgan, I picked up on that that's Madison.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Is that what that was?

Speaker 10 (01:09:27):
Yeah, she's pretty much that was And that's great, that's
you know, fantastic. But then you have people with you know,
like I a friend with you know, severely autistic kid.
They're like, fine, great, but like, what about the services
that are you know, that I need for my kid?
Like a Barbie's not going to cure that? Like it's
it again, just seems very pandering to a lot of
people as well.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
Yeah, there's a song that's being used on Instagram constantly
and it says when a guy who blah blah blah blah,
you marry him kind of thing, but they use the
same music clip and part. It starts with Billy Joel
and then it goes into I think it sounds like
Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Oh yes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
You yeah, like the.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
Freaking video since we're talking about putting music to stuffs.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Isn't that Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mag.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
It starts, it starts with Billy Joel, ends with Fleetwood Mag.

Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
I didn't realize it started with Billy Joel.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
And the whole theme, well most of the themes for
these posts is like eight year old me didn't know
I'd be working in radio.

Speaker 10 (01:10:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
It's like, yeah, but what's videos?

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
What what's the It's it's on every hold on yeah, yeah, okay,
every every effing video. Please stop. I'm begging.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
With the uh the year end recap.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
I humbly ask everybody to please please set Yeah, I
mean using that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Now you're watched, I will say.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Also, it's mega cringe.

Speaker 14 (01:11:12):
Billy Joel has been doing shows with Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
They've been doing shows.

Speaker 14 (01:11:16):
Together, so I wonder if this is some sort of
them trying to get their music out there together.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
Yeah, they've been Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
I thought I thought Billy Joel was like sick and
not performing.

Speaker 14 (01:11:24):
Well, yeah, but they were previously. I saw that together.

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Yeah, they were doing shows.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Together too, But no, that that trending audio started at
the beginning of last year.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Yeah, well it's going strong.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
It's on.

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
It's every Please I'm begging everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Please, I'm you know.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
Please can't take it anymore, Please.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Find find something else. We'll take a quick break.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
I do have the the Robert Wall audio just to
wrap up that whole conversation that we were having earlier
in If you're just tuning in, I'll kind of give
you like a quick recap so you have some frame
of reference on it. But that's next year.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
On the one show Hang Up What Her, we.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
Had a conversation about a conspiracy theory about Helen Keller
and Sammy had watched something about that, and she was
talking about Menace was talking about all these different conspiracy people,
you know, on the reaction to his predictions for twenty
twenty six. People get into stuff about making predictions about
well that's because the government this, that or the other thing,

(01:12:32):
Like okay, well, just how there's a conspiracy theory for everything.
Kind of got into the you know, the Helen Keller
thing because Sammy had been talking about that off the
air and she's a big phony fraud about like Helen
Keller who was blind deaf is not really blind deaf fraud,
you know, this person that she had her teacher or whatever.
So start talking about that and got into the bottom line,

(01:12:54):
which was the truth is always way less interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Than the story, right.

Speaker 20 (01:13:01):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
And it reminded me of this thing that I watched
years ago on HBO from Robert Wall who's an actor
and comedian. He was r lest on the show. He
was Ari Gold before Ri.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Gold pretty much.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
Okay, so he played a sports agent. Yeah, and they
had like cameos from every major you know, sports athlete
or you know a sports figure at the time. And
that was a regular series on HBO. He's been in
a bunch of movies. You would know his face. Look
up Robert Wall w U h L. Anyway, he did
this this little one off special for HBO called Assume

(01:13:37):
the Position, and from what I understand based on the
text and stuff, you could get it on HBO.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Max or whatever again and whatever they're calling it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
That now I meant to look it up in the
break and see if it was if it would show
up on my app. But and I'll do that as
I play this. But it reminded me there was a
time that he came on the show and we were talking.
This is from two thousand and seven I got for
that had come out, and again to two thousand and seven.
It's crazy how different I sound different person. Yeah, it's

(01:14:05):
it's really weird. Before your nags drop, I guess so, yeah,
I guess so. But anyway, this is Robert Wall talking
about his assume, the position and the whole premise that
we're talking about here about how the truth is never
as interesting as the actual The truth is never as
interesting as the story.

Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
Because yeah, history, I believe is pop culture that dealing
when the legend becomes fact. Whether it's Columbus saying that
he was going to tell Isabelle that the world was round,
I mean that never happened. That was a Washington irving.
He wrote a story that way, but it became part
of the pop culture because he's the guy back then
and just the same you know, the same thing happens
happening now. You know what happened recently. The legacy of

(01:14:46):
Jay go Hoover now is that you know this guy
who was not a great guy by any stretching the
imagination probably, but this whole story about him in address
and him being gay, there's not one corroborating piece. One
person came forward and said something, what a grudge against
the guy, Not that there wasn't, but there's not been
one piece of corroborative evidence ever.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
But you're the guy who saw the rumor because you're
a pist at him. You're stoked.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
That's right. He's going to go down in history is
being this you know, flamboyant, you know guy walking around
with dresses and the whole thing. Well, which is okay
because he just almost deserves it because of a horrible
human being. It is, but it has no basic in fact,
the basis of it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Can we can we do the the Yankee doodle dandy things?

Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
Well it's a hard one to do because you tell
me what you need on the put on the other
thing first. Now, this is something is America's apple pie.
You can go to any stadium, right, I don't care
what the score is. When this comes on, everybody gets
into it, right, everybody gets into this. We're all listen to.
Here we go. Everybody, the crowd gets together. We you

(01:15:47):
gotta your face, everybody's we get behind this gay It's
a rallying cry. It's a battle cry. Everybody we will
rocking with. And who are we following? Who are really following?
We're following Freddie Mercury, That's who we're following right now.
I guarantee you of the people in that stadium full
of testosterone wouldn't follow Freddie Mercury into the front door

(01:16:07):
of their own home, right And yet.

Speaker 13 (01:16:09):
I get we're following now, we'll follow him to hell?
How come he's created a gay battle cry? Yet, I'll say,
I'll tell you assume your position of gay battle cries
or as American as apple pie, starting with a little
song that when Yankee Dudho went to town riding on
a pony.

Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
Stuck a feather in his cap, called it macaroni. Now, yskoo,
three guys here, did you ever wonder why the hell
he called it macaroni? I know what it meant, right,
No one knows why he called it macaroni?

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Okay, I'm just kind of silly right now.

Speaker 8 (01:16:36):
In the early seventeen hundreds in England, which is this
song is a British import, just like many, there was
a very notorious club known as the Macaroni Club. The
Macaroni Club catered to young dandy, foppish feet young men
who would gather together to talk about the latest in fashion,
culture and cuisine. Basically, we are talking ee o queer
ei right, so right, so what happened is that the

(01:16:58):
upper class Bridge hated these guys. Right, and the word
yankee comes from the Dutch word yank, which means a rube,
a hic to hillbilly. So basically what the Bridge is
saying is, here comes this yankee into town, this rube,
this hicc, and he's probably gonna wide up at the
Macaroni Club, you know. So right now, the only thing
that the upper class Brits hated worse than the proofs
in London were the colonists in America who were costing

(01:17:21):
them money causing them trouble. So they decided to call
to assault the Americans. They called them all yankee doodles. Now,
we don't know anything about a Macaroni club, but we
knew a good tune when we heard one, right, So
we ran with it, but make the mistake. It's a
gay battle cry right, and gay battle cries are as
American as apple pie.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
It's a really love and he goes into a bunch
of different stories. I did find it. It's on HBO
Max and there are if you just type it assume
the position with mister wall is what it's titled. And
there are two episodes. I don't remember the second one.
The first one came out in two thousand and six.
The second one, assume the Position two A one came
out in two thousand seven, but they're both there on

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HBO Max. They are each thirty minutes long. It's a
really easy watch. It's really interesting if you're into into
stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Fun facts, right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
Other sides the reminders on the Alter Ego tickets that
were given away, the reminder that Medicine Boort will be
out later on this afternoon between one and three. They'll
be at the Raisin Canes in Downey. It's a brand
new Raisin Kaines location on Telegraph Road in Downey, So
if you're in the area, pop on by well through

(01:18:37):
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Show dot Com spool.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Smit Jeff ge.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Hey, good morning, Jeff g.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Good morning, Woody Show. So before yesterday's.

Speaker 21 (01:18:58):
Game, the Lakers announced that Lebron we'll be wearing a
special patch the rest of the season on his jersey,
honoring his twenty third season in the league. That patch
might be bad luck guys. Lakers couldn't buy a three
point shot last night. On the other hand, the Kings
made everything. Lakers lost to the Kings won twenty four
one twelve. Luca had forty two in the loss. Lebron

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had twenty two. Here is Lebron after the game.

Speaker 16 (01:19:21):
I think we play solid, different defense, had a bunch
of threes, we didn't make many, but I thought we played.
We had our game plan, we execute our game plan.
Tonight was just one of those cases where you didn't
make shots.

Speaker 21 (01:19:32):
Yeah, three point shooting has been bad, but it'll get
better once Austin Reeves and Rui come back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Lakers and Hawks.

Speaker 21 (01:19:37):
Tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena, Clippers beat the Hornets
one seventeen one oh nine Kawhi continues to roll. He
at thirty five points last night. James Harden also had
thirty two, and he passed Shack for ninth on the
NBA all time scoring list. Here's James Harden.

Speaker 8 (01:19:53):
Being from La.

Speaker 16 (01:19:54):
You know him and Cove doing anything, winning multiple championships,
the most dominant big man in the history again.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
You know, it's a true honor.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
It's a testament's of the work that I'll put in.

Speaker 21 (01:20:03):
Clippers welcome Washington tomorrow into a dome. NFL Playoffs Steelers
hung around until the fourth quarter, then the wheels fell off.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Houston won thirty to six.

Speaker 21 (01:20:13):
The NFL playoff schedule is out for next weekend as well.
Saturday won thirty bills at the Denver Broncos. Then at
five pm on Saturday, forty nine Ers in Seattle. Sunday
at twelve noon, it's Texans at Patriots. Then the Rams
are in Chicago at three thirty Hockey Kings lost to
the Stars. Stars play the Ducks tonight in Anaheim. And
shout out to Juju Watkins. She got a jersey retired

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at Sierra Canyon. Well done, get well soon.

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
The Trojans need you, man. I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
And that's your SoCal sports, Hi, Jeff G. The Woody
Show did they keep?

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
I mean, I understand it's a business story, but this
Paramount Warner Brothers Discovery bid Netflix like Meth and Mann.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Dude, who cares?

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Like I guess you unless you're like intimately involved.

Speaker 9 (01:21:01):
Yeah, yeah, but it's it's it's interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
Yeah, I guess yeah if you have stock. Because I
was wondering, like, why why does this get so much play?
Why do you wonder about certain stories? Like when there's
something about a celebrity that's really that I get people
are drawing, But when you get to stuff like this,
I forget what it was a company that hit like
a certain valuation I go meet yeah yeah, or like

(01:21:28):
the weekend box office Okay, well you know what number
one is. But then they break down, well how much
money made domestically and internationally and what it's taken in
so far? It's something like do you have do you
have points on the movie?

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Who can? But this is like old Hollywood versus New Hollywood.
Who's gonna win?

Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
Paramount has now filed a lawsuit against Warner Brothers Discovery
for a lack of transparency when it comes to the
decision to favor Netflix. Bit So if you want to
read more about that, and it's all over, it's all,
it's all over, but you can read all about it now.
There are some dumb asses in the news. These are
more fun. And the American Airlines flight got delayed in
Miami because these two bitches who boarded the plane they
just took the first seats they saw in first class,

(01:22:08):
without having tickets for them. They just they just sat
down and claimed them. And so the flight attends you're like,
and they said, by all accounts, all the other people
around the flight politely, very politely asked them to move
because hey, these aren't your seats, and these bitches are like, nah,
I mean you could do.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
That, and they just sat there and they made a scene.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
So the cops, they were called cobs, dragged both these
bitches off the plane and the handcuffs. Now before they
got him in cuffs, and there's video, of course, one
of these horse does the splits on the way out
and she makes a comment about doing a little yoga
or she's high, and the flight ended up being delayed
for over an hour. Can you imagine, like, that's why

(01:22:47):
you're delayed split. Here's a little clip in that video.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Like.

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
That's she just dropped into a split. Idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
The only one is just crazy impressed by anybody who
can do the splits.

Speaker 10 (01:23:09):
I am too wow. And the less you look like
you could do the splits and the more you do it,
oh my god, it's mind blowing.

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
He is a tool.

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
This guy DJ at college station in Massachusetts. He resigned
after he called for the assassination of Vice President jd Vance.
Oh yeah, you can't do that, you.

Speaker 10 (01:23:31):
Guys, probably a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
How dumb are you so? The DJ said, quote, it's simple,
we killed jd Vance end quote. The school was alerted,
they contacted the local police, the FBI, the Secret Service.
Secret Service made a contact to you know, appointment a
little little, little, little little meeting with this kid, and
he has since stepped down from his position at the
college radio station. You know, I'm not sure what happens

(01:23:55):
from there. I was always man. You would hear about man.
You can't make any kind of comment about like a
threat against the president or yeah, you know, but I
remember being a kid. Yeah, because the Secret Service will
show up at your house and I thought you were
going to jail. I thought that's that. I had a
lot of thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
When I was a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
I was convinced that if you touched a drug of
any kind, they say that, just say no. Campaign did
not work. Instead, it was such an ineffective program. It
worked on me, it really did. I was paranoid. I thought, man,
if you even did a little bit of cocaine, that
more than like how Greg says about flying, well, you
know there's like a ninety six percent chance.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Planes going down right exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
I thought for sure, like if you just did like
a little bump of the tinese bump of cocaine, there
was like a nine to ten chance that your heart
would stop right then and there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
And you just die.

Speaker 10 (01:24:44):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
I just know I'll be addicted.

Speaker 8 (01:24:46):
So that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
As I got older, I realized that was the danger.

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
Yeah, immediate addiction.

Speaker 10 (01:24:52):
Movies of the week, and you were going to go
crazy and jump out the window and kill yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
But I always thought, like, man, you made a comment
like that, Oh you're done about killing the resident or
killing something that you were you were done.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
It wasn't a politician, but I was working at a
station where a guy made like a similar threat about
another DJ instantly fired.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Yeah, or if he threw a penny off the Empire
State Building, you could kill somebody below.

Speaker 9 (01:25:13):
Yeah yeah, anyway, what what a dumb ass idiot like
you still look?

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
I don't know if you you know, they paid a
visit to this person, I guess to see if it
was an actual threat or not, if there was anything
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
The first thing you learn in the training videos, yeah,
don't do that to kill someone.

Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
But dude, what like, how dumb? What are you doing?
And then another dumb ass in the news please In Vegas,
they got a call about someone trying to hot wire
a vehicle. However, this wasn't just any card something that
it was a bulldozer. Sweet, So the cops they arrived
in the scene. This guy was in the driver's seat.
He had got the engine running. They told him, hey, man,
shut the engine down, come down off the bulldozer. But
he told the officers that he was quote going to

(01:25:54):
kill them, and then he proceeded to try to run
one of the officers over and then he took out
two police SUVs with the bulldozer. That sounds fun, So
the cops they shot his ass. He was hit twice.
Unfortunately he survived. Greg He's facing a ton of different charges,
including attempted murder.

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
When you were a kid and you saw construction zones,
did you ever climb into the bulldozers after hours all
the time, tend to drive?

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
Yeah, I used to do that. But my son, when
he was little, he loved those trucks. I mean every
every boy at some point did stop. I won't see it,
he would say, I won't see it. Wait, you guys
would get in the Yeah, cray, they don't have doors,
they have the keys in them.

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
I'm scared of cocaine. But you're gonna go get in
the bulldoze.

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
No, we're not running it. He's just sitting in the sea.

Speaker 7 (01:26:43):
Even just climbing into it seems turn on.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
There's no key in it, it's not started. And he
just would sit in there. He would just sit in
the seat. He couldn't do anything. So why they left
it there on the den? It's like you just drive
off with it?

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
Seems illegal.

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
I we'll see you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
But it would be so fun to run over a
car with a bulldozer.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
It would I think it'd be cool.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
I keep saying I want to go to that place
in Vegas where you can drive excavators and bulldozers and
it's cool.

Speaker 17 (01:27:09):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
I forget time.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
I know, I forget what the I forget what the
place is called.

Speaker 14 (01:27:14):
I think it's called dig this and they let you
do it without a permit or license.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
An Yeah, it's just this big open space and you
get just dig holes and move dirt around.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
It's like what you used to do as a as
a little boy with your trucks and the dirt, except
to do it with the real legit stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:27:32):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
It'd be hella cool.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Reminds me of when they were remodeling this office and
the first swing of the sledgehammer. Woody and I talked
the guys into letting us.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Do Yeah, breaking down the Woody show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
We sent Morgan out.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
This is what she was talking about on her weekend
Cheer and Jeer, is that she drove an hour to
get to the place where this reptile convention was happening.
She was nice enough to agree to go down there
and do this, to talk to people at a reptile convention. Yeah,
a reptile show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
It was a time.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
I went in with a little stinking thinking and assuming
the type of people and crowd. But I was pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
So she gets there, realizes that she forgot her wallet.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yeah, I'm about to get in line into paper parking
and then get a ticket, and I'm taking for my
wallet and I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
So then she turned around drove an hour back home
to get the wallet.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
I had the thought of, like, should I text Woody
and say, hey, it's not going to work out? I
was like, no, I got a power through.

Speaker 10 (01:28:39):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
I tell you, this is one of the things I
love about Morgan. I would I would have understood.

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
I would.

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
I would have that's because that that sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
Would I would?

Speaker 9 (01:28:50):
I would have understood it is your schedule two hours
too tight? Because that's yeah, it sucks obviously, But it's
only two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Okay, Seve basketball, it's my Sunday, only a few to
myself talking.

Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
To guy who slept in a van in a parking
lot for an entire weekend, and that was your choice,
right exactly? So yeah, no, but my my, my confusion
with Sea Bass. He's very difficult to figure out when
it comes to the time thing, because a lot it's
about efficiency. And I always go back to the example
of it saves him time to throw change on the
ground as opposed to keep change in his pocket and.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Take it home and put it in a jar and
then take it back out. And but two hours.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
Yeah, it's two hours, right, so you're you're your time
thinking now, you know, I love you?

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Yeah, Like I just like it was like I'm doing
something for my job. Like I would have never called
what I would just figure it out.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
And that's why I didn't call him.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
She did did the assignment.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
We have a round, yeah, but we have a round
of Morgan's game Bush or Bear fun coming up.

Speaker 16 (01:29:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
So I spoke to some women at the Reptile Convention.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
Nice ask a bunch of different questions than the last
question being are you bush or bear? And then we
have to try to guess if they're a busher. Now
again the like there's there can't be any at all,
no hair, no no like little landing strip no whatever, groomed,
even if it's groomed. As if there's hair, that's bush,
so that it doesn't mean necessarily full.

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
Bush, right, but any hair at all.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Any hair at all? Right, Yeah, So that's that's the game.
Bush of bear that that's coming up now before we
get to the game. Because it's not just It's not
just reptiles at this event.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
No, it is not. And I did not realize are
they are.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
They selling reptiles and stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
There, selling geckos, lizards, snakes. Dude, there was and this
place was huge. There was tons of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:30:34):
But you get look at they had They have Madagascar
hissing cockroach.

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
Me in a video, and I was not happy about that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:44):
Oh you saw the video already.

Speaker 7 (01:30:45):
No, not the cockroach one. You need to see the
one of me holding this cock I didn't want you
to drop your phone.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
Yeah, you don't swear on this to you. Okay, So
here I'm gonna show. I'll explain, I'll explain the video.
Make sure we can hear. I really want to get
your reaction to this, so I'll show him the video.
So here is the guy handing uh Morgan this cockroach. Now,
I will tell everybody, this is by far the biggest

(01:31:15):
cockroach I think I've ever seen in my life, Bigger
than the ones we had. This thing is like the
size of a hamster. Oh geez, are you ready Greg?
Watch how brave she is? Hold on my god, that's big.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
That's your hand.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Yeah, pretty.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
Oh you can see just.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
This spiky legs.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Look how big that sucker is an impressive cockroach?

Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
But why just show a video and we can actually
outside the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
Because like right here, freaking.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
Out if you're holding your hand out, Morgan, this this
thing takes up almost her entire palm.

Speaker 7 (01:32:04):
That's huge and I don't have small baby hands.

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
Craig was it ticklish and heavy?

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
And yeah, I was heavy, and he's pretty chill like
I was.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
He's got a box like a cardboard. It was, it was,
it was empty. He was kind of yeah, he kind
of like threw it toward Greg like he was gonna
dump dump something on him about.

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
Taking We don't know, you know, don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
They were only like three dollars, five dollars. That big
one was ten dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
That's so cheap.

Speaker 10 (01:32:38):
Did you each get one?

Speaker 7 (01:32:39):
Well, I got a gift, but we'll get there.

Speaker 6 (01:32:42):
Do you have did they have?

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
I want to get a praying mantis because those are
actually kind of common.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Yeah, they had those sidewalk and they had the millipedes
like any bug you could think of.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
I remember I saw a millipede in my bathroom and
I shifted it into the shower and washed it down.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
The I actually bought over the break a praying mantis eggsack.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
But why for fun?

Speaker 9 (01:33:07):
For science?

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
Why does anybody get anything as a wife?

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
No, you guys never order one of those.

Speaker 9 (01:33:12):
Come on, I've never got eggs I think unfortunately it
hatched while like I was out of town. So now
there's because you have to feed them, these little flies.
So I'd rather just buy one praying mantis, like semi
full grown.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
In the studio.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
That makes sense. I should have described the crowd for us,
like is it what we're expecting? Is it a stereotypical
Like these are the like you look at somebody go, yep,
they're going to the reptile show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Like I found one pretty girl there and I don't
mean that lightly, like, but that's just the crowd, and
they're you know, bigger.

Speaker 9 (01:33:46):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:33:48):
I'm just being honest.

Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
Morgan makes me.

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
Laugh, trying to be nice holiness.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Yes, a lot of tattoos, a lot of colored hair,
a lot of colored hair.

Speaker 6 (01:34:02):
You know what she's doing, She's just sharing observations hundreds
of people.

Speaker 7 (01:34:06):
Maybe my eyes are broken, who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
This is what I saw hundreds of people there, and
I was there like the last few hours of the
last day, and like.

Speaker 10 (01:34:12):
Wiry hair, I'm kind of guessing, well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
We're sort of more natural looking, oh for sure, like
there was a musk in the air, a little yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
No, what's your theory on why people look like that
at these events?

Speaker 7 (01:34:27):
Don't make me answer this. I don't think I have
a theory.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
A lot of the people I talked to, they say
their reasons for having reptiles and cockroaches and stuff is
because they can't care for a dog or a cat,
so they live in apartments or they're busy.

Speaker 6 (01:34:41):
And I'm gonna have a cockroaches, a pet.

Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
Or a snake, Like about a bird.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
These are easier to care for animals.

Speaker 9 (01:34:48):
Here's why I think you're going with this, Morgan, is
dogs and cats, especially dogs or an outdoor pets. As
you're kind of hinting at reptiles, tarantulas, et cetera. Are
that's what you get your teenager that hey have in
the basement. Those are indoor, dark, dank sort of things
for that sort of person. A small part you're an
indoor dank person.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Dark dark and dank is a good way to describe
these people. Yeah, did you know before I forget they
served alcohol these things.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
Wow, that was a surprise to me.

Speaker 9 (01:35:16):
That's what they do, get hammered and then you buy
some lizard like they do it purse shopping, right man.

Speaker 6 (01:35:20):
Yeah, I mean she's describing what she's, you know, seeing
at a reptile convention the same way we can make
an assumption about the crowd at like a cat convention. Right,
But then you go there and if that's what you observe,
then and it matches the stereotype that you were expecting. Well,
you know, maybe this is one of those examples where
the stereotypes are based on truth.

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
Yeah. It was weird because when I went to that
Barbie convention, like all the straight guys that I met,
it was I was shocked by that. How big were
the iguanas Because when I was in a cobo just recently,
people were just like throwing iguanas onto people photo. Yeah,
so like if you're walking around like the Marinas stuff,
like they want you to take photos with you and

(01:36:02):
they're like get money from you. Yeah, they just like
throw it onto your shoulders.

Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
The biggest you go to some cities they hand out mixtapes. Yeah,
you go to Cobba man, they're.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Throwing you I didn't see and you've go on as
that size. They did have like huge tortoises.

Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
Though, what those go for?

Speaker 7 (01:36:18):
Oh you know, I didn't ask and they lived for
like eighty years.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Yeah, yeah, I mean they.

Speaker 7 (01:36:22):
Just sit there.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
So why well, after you know the back and forth,
we're going to get the wallet and everything else. You know,
she was determined to have this round of Morgan's Bush
or Bear.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
You're gonna take it and you're gonna like it, which is.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
Which is what we're gonna play next here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
If you hang out Atologieslogy Man, it's seasonology show.

Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
The wood.

Speaker 6 (01:36:50):
Had time to play Morgan's Bush or Bear. So Morgan
went to the reptile convention that we were discussing before
the break, and she found some volunteers who would come
and answer some questions, and then based on those answers,
the last question is are you bush or bear? That's it.

(01:37:10):
We have to try to guess based on what we
already heard. Just try to, you know, judge a book
by its cover. So we can't even we can't even
see these people.

Speaker 20 (01:37:16):
We can only just go.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
By what we're hearing. You guys can play along. There's
no prize or anything. It's just it's just for fundsies.
Bush or Bear now again for the sake of the game.
Bush is any kind of hair at all, could be groomed,
could be styled into a you know, a shape or
a pattern, landing, yeah, stencil, landing strip kind of thing.
And then Bear, of course is what it is, hardwood floors.

Speaker 8 (01:37:36):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:37:37):
So Bush or Bear? Who's the first person?

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
This first lady is Nicole Nicole?

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
All right, So here we go at the reptile Convention,
Bush or Bear?

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
Nicole? What did you buy today?

Speaker 10 (01:37:47):
A lot?

Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
A lot?

Speaker 20 (01:37:49):
Somehow I got bundled in with three scorpions. So I
got the three scorpions, and then I got two other scorpions,
So that's five scorpions.

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
Do you already have scorpions at home? Yes? How many
think about this one? Five? So now you have ten?

Speaker 8 (01:38:03):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
And I do live streams with them. So what else
did I get?

Speaker 20 (01:38:06):
I just got two dart frogs, and then I got
two tarantelas.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
Do you have any cockroaches at home?

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
A lot?

Speaker 7 (01:38:14):
Do you have any.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Advice for someone that's scared of bugs when they really
shouldn't be exposure therapy observing them in a way that
they aren't so creepy.

Speaker 20 (01:38:22):
So sometimes there's one of mine that looks like she's
got a little dirty face. It's a tarantula and she's
got little things, but it looks dirty, and like, Okay,
just look at it this way, and all're.

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
Gonna see a little buctique.

Speaker 20 (01:38:33):
Find something that isn't so creepy in them, and then
you'll kind of come around.

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
What's your biggest fear personally?

Speaker 20 (01:38:39):
You're gonna laugh fish on phobica Fish.

Speaker 7 (01:38:43):
What's your favorite band?

Speaker 20 (01:38:44):
They're all like Jusa of Japanese, uh Deer and.

Speaker 7 (01:38:47):
Gray do you know them?

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
I've also got into like.

Speaker 20 (01:38:50):
Hailung and all those kind of vikingsh bands.

Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
But yeah, and then so what's your job like your
day job? Pet store? Are you single? Dating on dating apps?

Speaker 8 (01:39:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
I don't have the patience.

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
And then one last question for you? Are you Bush
or Bear?

Speaker 10 (01:39:07):
Why dark chogs are super cute? Look at these? Yeah,
they're like all colorful.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
It's screaming Bush.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
But I'm going Bear for some reason.

Speaker 10 (01:39:18):
You know why I'm leaning towards Bear because she live
streams and something like that. Just I don't know it screams, but.

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
You don't know what these are going with her animals.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
I know, but it's not like OnlyFans type of live streaming, right,
not cam girl type stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
So, Okay, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
So I'll say, well, y'all are thinking Greg, I got
you in the name of exposure therapy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:44):
Okay, yeah, don't open the genie.

Speaker 10 (01:39:47):
That's not your gifts and I'm handing it to Greg. Gee.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
It's nothing alive. It's just something to help you get exposed.

Speaker 6 (01:39:59):
She was not some to get your gift when money
on this paper and stopping vagina.

Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
You know it's in there, right, Okay. It's some sort
of plastic ball in tissue paper. It has a Christmas
What is that?

Speaker 7 (01:40:18):
It's a dead butterfly.

Speaker 10 (01:40:24):
It looks a little snow.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
It's a little snow globe with a dead butterfly in it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Thank you so much because Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
That's very.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
Welcome.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
I mean, that's incredibly sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
She thought of you.

Speaker 10 (01:40:40):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Parents of Panics. She had to sell the beild a botom.
Do you want these dead progmantis nymphs?

Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
No, alright, I'm saying Bush. I'm also saying Bush, bear,
Bear menaces Bear, Morgan and Sammy.

Speaker 14 (01:40:55):
I'm saying Bush because if she doesn't have the patience
for dating. Answer to date, Yeah you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
Guess you already know seas have? I got bear because
of the age. All right, Bush or Bear?

Speaker 7 (01:41:05):
And then one last question for you, are you Bush
or Bear? Okay, that was not where I was going.

Speaker 20 (01:41:11):
That was uh bush, very very eloquently graized.

Speaker 7 (01:41:18):
It's just very very.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Eloquently eloquently in eloquent.

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Okay, so you're saying trimmed but not bear.

Speaker 6 (01:41:26):
Yeah right, yeah, all right, Reptile Convention.

Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Our next lady is named Mikayla.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
And Morgan's they're asking the lady some questions and then
we got to figure out Bush or Bear.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
All Right, I'm here with Mikayla, MICHAELA. What are you
looking at here at the Reptile Convention?

Speaker 7 (01:41:41):
I am looking for gargoyle ge goos? Do you have
get goos? Already? I have a crusted get go at home.
What's a crescent get go? They have really pretty eyelashes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
They're known for being jumpy and they're just they're they
got dumb little faces.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
I love them. So what do you do for a living?

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
I'm a receptionist at pet groomers.

Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
What's the craziest dream you've ever had?

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
My most recent crazy dream we were at like a
beach bar and somebody said something dumb and I just
started punching everybody and like knocking them out.

Speaker 7 (01:42:09):
I don't know why. What's your biggest goal in life?
To be happy? I just want to be happy with
my animals. That's it. Are you single?

Speaker 15 (01:42:17):
Married?

Speaker 7 (01:42:18):
Dating? I am very single? Are you on the dating apps?
I just hop back on Tender and I'm regretting it.
Why are you regretting it?

Speaker 18 (01:42:27):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:42:28):
Nobody wants something real on there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
They just want to touch you.

Speaker 7 (01:42:31):
So in your bio and Tender, what does this say?

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
First thing it says is no hookups and no friends
with benefits, and then it says my eight kids need
a father, and then in parentheses it's four snakes, a gecko,
a cat, a bunny, and a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
The guy can be perfect, But what's something you just
absolutely know for you?

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
If I see them smoking weed in a picture, it
just turns me off. I'm not against it, but that
shouldn't be your whole personality down below?

Speaker 7 (01:42:56):
Are you Bush or Bear?

Speaker 17 (01:43:00):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Rick, she's anti weed, basically anti hookup, and so that
that's leading you which way?

Speaker 6 (01:43:05):
Bear Bear?

Speaker 8 (01:43:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:43:07):
I think I think her vibe, her sound her. I
just think she's out there looking even though she's discouraged.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
She's Bear Bear, I'm going Bush. She seems to have
zero interest in that world. It's all about the animals.

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
So Bush I'm getting, I'm getting Bear vibes same. I mean,
could very easily be Bush with a lot of this stuff.
Like you know, Greg was just saying, I but no
interest in gun instinct, says Sammy Bear Bear, Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Her and her acrested get go? Are bushy? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
This is that the reptalk mentioned Bush or Bear? Mikayla
down below?

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
Are you Bush or Bear?

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
You know what I keep myself like always five o'clock shadow,
because bald it's just itches, I get ingrowns, and then
full bush it's just there's too much hair. So I
give my the permanent five o'clock shadow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Before you haven't heard five o'clock shadow. Not for you,
not for that, I mean just to me, that just
means stubble.

Speaker 6 (01:44:10):
But yeah, are not stubble.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
You know what I mean, like like a number like
a half on your.

Speaker 10 (01:44:15):
Yeah, yeah, like that would be it's just.

Speaker 6 (01:44:19):
Long enough not to be itchy.

Speaker 10 (01:44:21):
Yeah, you guys would know better.

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Oh it's yeah, it's a it's a very specific length.

Speaker 5 (01:44:25):
Yeah. After about a week, it actually starts to hurt.
It's weird, really facial hair. I think it's like after
a week.

Speaker 6 (01:44:32):
Yeah, to me, has to get longer in order to
know for the Sometimes it can not hurt, but.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
You know, it's not ing grounds. It's just it's almost
like it's.

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
Like too thick, too curious, too almost like too heavy
to where it's like pulling on the skin in a way.
I don't know how to describe uncomfortable. I would I
want to use.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
It's not pain, it's not it doesn't hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
It actually just hurts touching it.

Speaker 14 (01:45:00):
Brush it is it because it gets kind of brush it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:04):
You can never get it madded.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
I just you know, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
Yeah, no, but there is that you know where you
go from like just the five o'clock shadows double kind
of thing, and then there's that middle part where it's
itchy you're like, oh man, and then it grows out
just another day or two longer, and then you're fine,
and then you're in the clear.

Speaker 7 (01:45:23):
Just power through.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
Yeah, you're you're You're good. I mean I could see
where you wouldn't want you want to we was, you know,
scratching your mound all day?

Speaker 8 (01:45:29):
Lady?

Speaker 13 (01:45:29):
Like?

Speaker 10 (01:45:29):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
I get all right?

Speaker 15 (01:45:31):
One more for.

Speaker 6 (01:45:33):
The reptile convention? Bush or bear? Who's this person's is Shira?

Speaker 5 (01:45:36):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:45:37):
Shira?

Speaker 7 (01:45:37):
Okay? So I'm here with Shira okay? And what are
you doing here?

Speaker 19 (01:45:41):
I'm just getting supplies. I'm not getting any more reptiles.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
I have enough. How many do you have at home?
I don't want to say more than ten or less
than ten.

Speaker 19 (01:45:50):
Less than ten, But it depends on if you're counting
invertebrates or not, because if it's invertebrates, then I have
more than ten, like spiders, scorpions, things like that.

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
So are you single?

Speaker 15 (01:46:01):
Married?

Speaker 7 (01:46:02):
Dating?

Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
Single?

Speaker 7 (01:46:04):
So is that part of your you know spiel?

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
When you meet a guy's like, hey, I have all
these lizards and cockroaches.

Speaker 19 (01:46:10):
Yes, So the biggest thing with guys is they usually
don't like snakes, and I have snakes, and I have
snake tattoos and stuff. So typically they're gonna be like,
oh my gosh, I'm terrified and I don't want to
come anywhere near your snakes, And I'm like, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 10 (01:46:23):
It's like, wait, really, I didn't know that dudes are
afraid of snakes.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
Like that news to me. I don't mean would, but.

Speaker 7 (01:46:33):
Probably more scared of snakes than bugs.

Speaker 10 (01:46:36):
I totally disagree. Really really yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
Don't think guys are afraid of either one except for Greg.

Speaker 10 (01:46:42):
Greg's you know me personally, I much of the holder
snake than a bug. Really, Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:46:50):
Guard onto the next.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:46:52):
I used to definitely be afraid of spiders, hated them,
was terrified. Now I have multiple as pets and I
have a lot of respect for them. Usually most animals,
if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.

Speaker 7 (01:47:04):
How many tattoos do you have? Too many to count?
And what's your dream job?

Speaker 19 (01:47:08):
I love working with animals. I actually this year started
working at an animal shelter, so I get to help
animals every single day and help people do what's best
for their animals.

Speaker 7 (01:47:18):
I think that's kind of like my dream job. What's
your favorite fast food joint? Probably in and out? And
then one last question? Are you bush or bear?

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
I love the bridge.

Speaker 6 (01:47:29):
How many tattoos would you? I mean, just looking at her.

Speaker 7 (01:47:32):
Oh, covered, I wouldn't have been able to I'm getting.

Speaker 6 (01:47:35):
I think people have got a lot of tattoos. I
mean they they'll keep the skin clear so you can
really kind of see the tattoos.

Speaker 10 (01:47:42):
It's a good point.

Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
Yeah, and very in tune with her body.

Speaker 10 (01:47:46):
She had a bushy voice to me though, she does
have a bushy voice.

Speaker 6 (01:47:48):
That's true. I did think about here.

Speaker 3 (01:47:51):
Yeah, I'm just going but from now on.

Speaker 6 (01:47:56):
Said, unless they have alopecia, these are all bushes on
the on the text is the reptiles. All right, I'll say, uh,
I'll say.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
Bear, bear, bush, bear up?

Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Sheer a butcher bear. Are you bush or bear?

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Depends on how I'm feeling, so for the majority of
the time, I.

Speaker 19 (01:48:21):
Mean when I was younger, I would say bear, Older,
I get bush.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Do you ever use stencils like I have a coworker
that she likes to stencil like a Christmas tree for
the holidays and like do funny stuff like that.

Speaker 19 (01:48:33):
No, that's too much good for her, but that's too
much for me.

Speaker 6 (01:48:36):
Yeah, it really takes a commitment. You got be like
really in the Christmas crafty like the missile to pretty.

Speaker 7 (01:48:44):
She used to be Bear but now.

Speaker 6 (01:48:46):
Older, now it's Bush.

Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
So good job, guys. Thank you Hard.

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:48:53):
Thank you for all the commitment.

Speaker 7 (01:48:55):
Of course you enjoyed that butterfly.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Thank you so much driving back and forth the gifts
that she brought.

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
So we're talking men around the busher Bear. All right,
more wood shows next.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
Hang up the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
Well, Medicine bort are gonna be out today between one
and three pm. They're gonna be at Raising Knes in Downey.
They're on on telegraph, a new one, the brand new
Raising Kings. So go see Medicine board and win some
stuff being park tickets, conch tickets, all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
They're at the Raising Knes in Downy.

Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
Location can be found on our events tab. They're at
the woodieshow dot com. It's a busy day. We're doing
the show. We've got a bunch of stuff after the
show today with a meeting. It's an all staff meeting,
so you know, Booker and Striker and christ everybody's gonna
be there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
A meeting to talk about alter ego.

Speaker 6 (01:49:46):
Would you have a chance to win your tickets every
hour today all the way through seven pm, so we'll
all find out what we're supposed to be doing at
Alter Egan. All right, welcome back. We got the phones
open as always, text flowing in over to two two

(01:50:07):
nine eight seven. You can find us and follow us
on social media. Look for us there at the Woody Show.
So Greg is planning. Are you allowed to talk about
your parents? Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't know if it was,
like Greg's all excited for I'm so his parents are
having their sixtieth anniversary.

Speaker 10 (01:50:30):
That's amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:50:31):
And do you think they still enjoy having sex with
each other? Like after sixty years, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
They've only had sex twice right their entire life ever,
Oh god.

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
They've only had sex twice this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:50:43):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 6 (01:50:44):
Oh yeah, I can no.

Speaker 5 (01:50:46):
So, like of all people, my mom said to me,
she said, you know what, we got our sixtieth coming up.
Let she said, hoop instead of whoop, let's hoop it up.
Let's hoop it up. So we are gonna go see them.
We booked a hotel for the entire weekend. Yeah, you know,
like rooms right near each other. Dinner plans were flying

(01:51:08):
in some friends of theirs to visit, and we're gonna
make an entire weekend out of it to hoop it
up for their sixtieth anniversary. And my mom said, I'm
so glad you're on board with that idea. And I said,
this sounds like something I would have proposed, and you
would have said, no, everything I proposed to them. Well,
let's just go out to dinn.

Speaker 6 (01:51:25):
So what does that mean? So what are you gonna do.
You're staying at this hotel.

Speaker 5 (01:51:28):
Yeah, I mean, not much beyond that, but at least
we're flying in, getting this hotel, staying, making a whole
weekend out of it. This is my mom's favorite place,
right on in the ocean. And then and then the
rooms have fireplaces, and it's like and then we can
meet up in your room, and then you can meet
up in our room, and then we can go out
to dinner, and then afterwards we could have like, what

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would it be called an after.

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
Party in our room.

Speaker 5 (01:51:51):
And oh, and then in the morning we can meet
for Bloody Mary's at the bar, and then we can
go to the beach, and then we can figure out, Oh, let's.

Speaker 3 (01:51:59):
Go to sushi. Let's do that. Yeah, that's cool. What
kind of drugs are we talking?

Speaker 20 (01:52:04):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:52:06):
AFTERPA, and then I said, you know what, I don't
want to do it for one night, Let's do it
for two. Yeah, let's stay for two. Why not Normally
they would be like nope, uh uh one night, that's it. Yeah,
if they even agreed to school. So it's next middle
of sixty years, six years.

Speaker 14 (01:52:23):
Do you think that your yoloing is now rubbing off.

Speaker 7 (01:52:26):
On your parents?

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
Maybe?

Speaker 14 (01:52:28):
Okay, maybe it might be the year of Yellow for
them as well.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
See what's possible.

Speaker 5 (01:52:33):
It's all working out.

Speaker 6 (01:52:34):
My grandparents, your parents are still together, Yes, I know.
I just know very few people who their parents are.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
Still with the birds like they're the original, like.

Speaker 6 (01:52:45):
Your your biological mom and dad are still together.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
I hardly know any It's pretty rare. It is sixty
years now.

Speaker 5 (01:52:52):
Great.

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
I was like the hit of the family because I
put a video together for my grandparents' sixtieth I don't know,
like how much stuff you might have with existing footage
like photo just like photos, like I could do a slide.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
I could do that, but I might have to enlist
your help. Okay, yeah, no, that could do that. I
phone basically do it for you now anyways, that's true,
make a slide show or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:53:14):
Greg's parents are the are the sweetest people. His mom's
great dad is hilarious. Yeah, they're not bad like I mean,
not like comedian. Find like like I enjoyed having a conversation.
He's just so like you know, direct and matter of
fact and you know, just uh kind, just I don't know.
It's his, it's his. It's his. It's his vibe and demeanor.

(01:53:35):
That's true. Like I find him entertaining. I enjoy to
give you an idea of my dad's vibe. Out of
the clear blue. Yesterday he texted me. To be is
oh sorry, to do is to be Nietzsche. To be
is to do can't do be Doobie Doo Sinatra.

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
That's the part of.

Speaker 6 (01:54:00):
I don't know that. So, Hi, bro, just classic?

Speaker 5 (01:54:05):
Did I ask you for quotes?

Speaker 6 (01:54:08):
Well, congratulations to your parents.

Speaker 5 (01:54:11):
Will pass on your regards.

Speaker 6 (01:54:13):
It would have been nice to be invited. You know
what I'm saying. Guys, But I guess, I guess, yeah,
next time, I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:54:21):
I know for a fact you will be at a
certain concert that night.

Speaker 6 (01:54:24):
Oh yeah, is that the Deaf Leopard Weekend Yeah, my
wife and I are going with another couple to go
see Deaf Leopard. Hell yeah, brother, they're doing a thing
at Caesar's in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:54:34):
So you're gonna hoop it up.

Speaker 6 (01:54:35):
I'm gonna hoop it up. We're gonna be animals, porn,
sugar and yeah, it's gonna be hysteric.

Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
Will be a good week.

Speaker 6 (01:54:42):
I don't worry, Greg, I'll be two steps behind. Okay, good,
We're gonna take a quick break more when he show's
coming up. Papers join fun. And that's it for Tuesday, everybody. Well,
we're back tomorrow though. Okay, I'm gonna keep this one
extra short. We're back tomorrow. Anything you got for between
now and the tomorrow, you believe one thing after Howard
voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie thought as follow

(01:55:04):
us on social media at the Woody Show. How's that
for short?

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:55:06):
That's wow? Yeah, very you know about the podcast?

Speaker 6 (01:55:10):
You know where to find that tomorrow front Road tickets
seven o'clock hour, yepronego perfect. Oh we'll have a hammer
and Hank and half picked on. Yeah, what do you show?

Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
Crossfire?

Speaker 6 (01:55:21):
What else do you need to know?

Speaker 10 (01:55:22):
That's it everything?

Speaker 6 (01:55:23):
Probably just the parting words of wisdom, probably which you
got there, Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
For some reason, I thought you would like this, Woody.
You didn't get ghosted, you got freed. Oh you saw that,
and I thought, damn, that speaks to me. Yeah, they
didn't ghost before and in retrospect, I got freed exactly.
So I like that. You didn't get ghosted, you got freed.

Speaker 10 (01:55:43):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:55:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:55:43):
I mean when you think about, uh, you know our
breakup rules. When my breakup rule for people, you get
a day to feel sad and sorry for yourself for
every year you were together, especially if they're the ones
who broke up with you, Like, why are you crying
and feeling so miserable for yourself over someone who's telling
you they don't want to be didn't want to have someone?
So if this person ghosted, you have some respect for

(01:56:04):
yourself and just you know.

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
What, thank you, Right, you got freed.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
You got to look at it differently, you do, and
if you don't see it now, you will someday.

Speaker 6 (01:56:11):
There's another one I saw that said nobody says, oh, man,
you know what, I really wish I would have fired
that person later.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
Yeah, oh you.

Speaker 6 (01:56:18):
Know I should have done that soon or I was
watching some business podcast and this guy, I forget his name,
dorky looking guy, a little round like uh, look like
Einstein glasses.

Speaker 5 (01:56:28):
Damn it.

Speaker 6 (01:56:29):
Anyway, if I find I'll post that on our social
media as well. Really good nuggets of knowledge out there, guys,
make you a happier person. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the woo he shows
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love it to appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day. S M D double M.

Speaker 3 (01:56:48):
I quit this bitch,