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Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, morning.
Well it is Wednesday, is January fourteenth, twenty twenty six.
It is The Woody Show, Woody, Greg Venice, Gina grat

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check in over to two two nine eight seven coming
up for you today. There's a brand new animated podcast
we're going to debut. Also, were going to talk to
our friends first round of the new year. What do
you show? Crossfire with Hammer and Hank and Half talking
to the boys. Yeah, we got that for you today. Yeah,
much of stuff, entertainment stuff on Birthday's porn a birthday

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everything here today on The Woody Show. Just a quick
follow up. The predictions have been a lot of discussion
this week in Menaces predictions for twenty twenty six diet
A little follow up on that. But back in the
nineteen fifties, you know, people couldn't wait. Seem like people
are way more excited about the future like in the fifties, Milli, Yeah, yeah,
you look at like what they're positive about it to

(02:03):
like what their idea, like how the future was gonna
look it was gonna be cool. People just couldn't wait
for the future to be here. They had all all
these grand ideas about what the future would, you know,
be like, and the things that we'd be able to do.
Now this is these are predictions, predictions from the fifties
that were mega wrong. All right, jet packs would be everywhere,

(02:25):
we were promised Dan Jet Like, yeah, just like jet packs,
and I mean that'd be cool, awesome. Cool hoses would
replace house cleaning, like just spray it with the hose
and it's clean.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Oh my mom had that fantasy at one point. What
were we just like poured concrete on the floor in
our kitchen and had a big drain.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It is Janeta, that's yeah, like just getting ideas for like,
I don't know, the project kind of things you can
hear see bad. If he hadn't said my mom had
this idea, I would assume that house exactly pretty much. Yeah,
it was an industrial kitchen. What was there was a
There was a car that came out like in the

(03:09):
early two thousands, two thousand and I don't know seven,
and I forget who made it. Was it Honda's the
Honda element was it? And then you open the both doors,
so it's like a suicide door and a regular door,
so the whole things open up. And it was designed
that you could just hose out the inside. I remember
advertiser because it was for people to like take it
down to the beach or take it like whatever, your

(03:29):
pets or your kids, and you could literally just hose
it out idea like taxi cabs. Yeah, uh, you know
hoses for house kening kind of cleaning. Kind of reminds me.
You remember those? You don't see them anymore, But people
that would have like the whole house vacuum system. Yeah,
central vacuum, central vacuum.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
That was supposed to be the way to check you.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Never have to drag the vacuum around the house and
plug the hose into different ports in the walls. We
had that it sucked literally literally Predictions from the fifties
that were mega wrong. The moon would have neighborhoods and
subdivisions on it. The average woman's height was expected to
grow to six feet. Damn, Wow, we're getting there. People

(04:10):
are still getting taller. Yeah, we're still doing No. Something
tells you you were supposed to be a midget or something.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yeah, my whole family's size. Just genetics exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Fusion would replace every other energy source. That was a
prediction from the fifties.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
That's almost here. We've gotten it. We just need to
scale it up.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Gas engines would completely disappear. I mean, we're getting there,
getting there. Robot housekeepers would be inevitable. Oh dude, they
just drop some more. It's insane. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Some updates about the robot that I ordered. Like if
you said, okay, just random like pick up this orange.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Right, and then the Indian guy at the call center.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
What it's doing is like it was never trained to
like pick up the orange before, because that's what they've
been doing. They're using AI now where it'll like watch
itself do it in its own brain and then do
the action. Okay, Yeah, so I'll play a video in
its mind of what it's looking at, doing the action,

(05:19):
and then teach yourself to do the action.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, all right. A prediction from the fifties was that
cable would end commercials. Yeah, now there's jokes on you.
There's more advertisements and commercials than ever. They put an
advertisement on anything.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
I want to watch the damn video.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
The US would fully adopt the metric system. I just
I just saw a story yesterday, I believe it was
where there was one highway in the entire United States.
It's that had the like all the stuff on it
was everything was listened to metric, so the you know,
meters or kilometers or whatever. Yeah, and they finally got

(05:56):
rid of that. They changed over to miles because there
was only one and yeah in America, and then uh there,
I'll give you one more. The machines would give humans
three day weekends, so we'd have machines so that we
can only do, like, you know, four day work weeks,
and the machines would handle the rest four day work week.
It is possible we are on our way to that,

(06:17):
you guys. Yeah, the four day work week. I mean
there's even a song for four days. That's what they say,
like if you first you make a song and then
eventually they'll country right right, That's what I've been saying,
like a.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Kick ass video that was the old Tim Ferris but
four hour work week or whatever I think. I mean, yeah,
that's where That's what Elon's been saying too. It is
like eventually we're headed not toward the matrix or terminator,
we're headed towards Star Wars and the Jetsons.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's more efficient. Things will be good. Yeah, it's not worry. Now,
let's bring it on now eight seven seven forty four.
You can send us a text over to two two
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Speaker 9 (07:39):
It's the Woody Show, all right, welcome back, all right,
It's kite Day, okay, whatever night.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's Caesarean section day. Yeah, the picture again. And it's
also feast I'm not making us up Feast of the
Ass day. So there we go, Greg, Feast of the Ass,
Feast of the Ass. It really does ood. Guests will
have to celebrate. Oh and take a missionary to lunch day,

(08:14):
which you know, if it's Feast of the Aztec, where
do you go? Where do you go? All right? Eight
seven seven forty four? What is the phone number? Hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven Some entertainment related stuff here for your birthdays.
Porno birthday. So after a six year hiatus, Survivor. They're
bringing back the live finale. I can't believe this show

(08:35):
is still on the air. Beyond belief, they say the phone.
The fans voted for it, and so the fans, you're
gonna get it. And not only will the post finale
live reunion show happen, but a ticket to the live finale,
you guys has been announcedays the grand prize for the
Survivor fifty Challenge, Now, what is that? That's for fans.
We'll go on a nationwide scavenger hunt for hidden immunity

(08:58):
idols hiding in all fifty states. That's cool. Actually, starting Friday,
January thirtieth, fans must visit Survivor five zero challenge dot
com to sign up for alerts as to when the
clue will drop in your state, as well as challenge details, updates, rewards,
and exclusive content. Again, I can't believe anybody who's even
still watching Survivor. I'm with you would ee, and I'm

(09:21):
the same way. I've never watched.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I never cared, but I consistently run into people who
are like mega fans.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Really, yeah, that's I never literally Season one, what's the megact?

Speaker 10 (09:31):
Like?

Speaker 5 (09:31):
How old young, younger than that you would think, like really,
we were maybe not even born when the first season
came out, like I realized I was, they'll start talking
about it like what.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I saw one season I think it was the second one,
whichever one, Richard Hatch that was season one, I believe
season one or two. Yeah, because it was what everybody
was talking about it, right, everybody. And so I checked
it out, uh and watched. I didn't even watch the
whole season. I s remember checking out a few episodes,
but that's the only time I did. You say, you
run into people. I have not run into one person
in at least at least.

Speaker 11 (10:01):
Yeah, that was the season with Richard Hatch he got
naked and then that old man Rudy.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Now that show is still on the air. But these
are ten shows that are ending in twenty twelve, sex
and these shows are all coming to an end. The
Boys on Amazon Prime. That makes sense. The fifth and
final season starts on April eighth. Ridiculousness on MTVH After
fourteen years and forty six seasons, it's finally over now.

(10:26):
Rob Dirdeck says the show's cancelation is quote divine timing. Also,
he needs to do he's ready for it to be done.
He's worth crazy money. Another show ending in twenty twenty six,
Greg Hacks on HBO. Oh no, yeah, I did hear
about that. It's the fifth and final season. The creator
says it's important not to overstay. You're welcome.

Speaker 12 (10:44):
True.

Speaker 11 (10:44):
I would agree with that, and I thought it was
going to end at season three, so anything else beyond
that is good.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I didn't think this show is still on the air,
but I guess it is the comeback.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be back.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Literally, no, no, no, it's going away. It's ending. The
fourth season is the finale.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
That's right, but it came it's coming back after years.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, and that'll be that.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, it's one. It's one and done. They come back
with Lisa Kudro. That's the EO Yellow Jackets on Showtime.
Good show done after four seasons. Outlander, which is like Stars,
but that's gonna end with a ten episode eighth season
starts on March third. Now this is another one that
I knew had gone away. I forgot that it came back.

Speaker 11 (11:25):
Queer Eye, Yes, come on Netflix, like I don't know
less than ten days because.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
They're always beef In. It was a ho g on
Bravo and then Netflix picked it up in twenty eighteen,
but then this is it. Now it's over again.

Speaker 11 (11:38):
But they have spinoffs, like they have Queer Eyed Germany.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Good Omens, which is on Amazon Prime. I don't know.
So they're going to wrap it up with a feature
length ninety minute finale episode that'll wrap the series up.
Another Netflix show, Outer Banks coming to an end.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Oh, I started watching that was great.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's it's about a group of teens on the hunt
for lost treasure. Yeah, like the Goonies for some reason.
And then All American which is on the CW that's
going to wrap up with their eighth season. Never heard
of it, but inspired by the life and career of
a professional football player Spencer Pacinger. Whoever the hell that is,
but soccer football not not real football? IoT you talk

(12:19):
about queer eyes? Still kidding? Good getting. And then also
for all you stamp fans out there, Muhammad Ali is
getting honored with a commemorative Forever postage stamp. You stamp
will make it first time, will make its debut in Louisville,
which is where he's from. It's gonna be sold in
sheets of twenty, with the main stamp featuring a classic
nineteen seventy four photo of Muhammad Ali. I would have

(12:43):
thought he's already been on table stamps. Care about that?
I mean, the only person I know that uses stamps
at this point is Greg.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
If I go to the.

Speaker 13 (12:49):
Post office and they say do you need stamps and
I do, I'll take a look at the book.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Really yeah, I mean, whatever you got, just give it
a goofy base if I although, I will not get flowers,
like that's that's stupid. I asked the other day, Yeah,
I want an American flag because there was something I
was signing up for and they're like, oh, we can
just use avoided check. I was like, do we even
have checks?

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Like, I don't think I would you find that.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't think we have checks. Really, I don't have
any either. I don't think I don't think we have
any in the house.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
I only had him for paying my rent.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
What you don't need now?

Speaker 5 (13:23):
All the ran across when I was going move and moving,
they were like, oh, there's checks in my safe.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Right exactly, Gina, what do you got for us this point?

Speaker 13 (13:32):
Well, we have a little follow up to that will
Smith's story, it looks like he's brushing off that lawsuit
we talked about. He was asked about the claims from
you know, the violinist Brian King Joseph who's suing him
for wrongful termination and retaliation, and Smith just laughed and
walked away. He didn't even respond. He just got in
his car, and then his security stepped in. And remember
we talked about this Joseph who we have a connection

(13:53):
to this show.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
He's friends with Vaughn.

Speaker 13 (13:54):
He claims he was fired from Smith's tour after reporting
this bizarre hotel incident involving a note that read Brian,
I'll be back just us and gave him total sexual
harassment vibes and Smith. Harry says it didn't happen and
that they'll use all legal means available to address these
claims and ensure the truth is brought to light. So

(14:14):
he's not taking it seriously, or he's been directed to
pretend like he's not taking it seriously.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
My one main question would be did he keep this note?
Oh yeah?

Speaker 11 (14:23):
So if they say, oh, it didn't happen, he could
just say here's the note.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
I hope he didn't keep the HIV meds because somebody's
gonna need that.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
There was a that was in.

Speaker 13 (14:30):
A backpack and I have an awe babe or eye
roll for Greg.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Okay, So Jenny Lewis, you know, she's the singer.

Speaker 13 (14:38):
From Rylo Kylie. She's like a child star whatever she
found she was, she a name Troop, Beverly Hills and
all these like eighties movies and she ended up being
the lead singer for Rylo Kylie.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well she's that's I've never heard that Rylo Kylie.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah, the band it's like kind of like pop rock.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
If we haven't okay, go ahead anyway.

Speaker 13 (14:57):
She decided to turn celeb turning fifty by marrying her
dog because she loves her dog so much. She posted
about tying the knut with a little cockapoo named Bobby Rhubarb.
It was a small backyard ceremony with close friends and bandmates,
and she had a wedding photos and birthday cakes and
this whole thing, and there was even some performances.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
We have two songs in here from Rylo Kylie. I see,
it's like portions for Foxes fifteen years old, silver lining,
you know, not.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Really, I mean I think like they've been around for
like fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's like one of those bands you've heard of. Yeah,
that's all it does. Second sounds like something use for
like a Target holiday commercial. Totally Ryokyer silver lining.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
I don't know, it's mellow whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
She married her dog.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
She married her dog.

Speaker 13 (15:49):
She said she opened up because the dog means so
much to her and adopting him helped pull her out
of a really tough period in her life.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
So she married it.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't know. All babes on the table on this one.
Describe that dog again? Why even waste name.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
As Bobby Rhubarb and he's a cock.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
The breed of the.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
Dog is lame, The name of the dog is lame.
Marrying your dog is pathetic, Like this is creepy af
it's this hockey also look at me?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, very great. How much does a dog need to
weigh before it could be considered a dog? I would
say thirty five to forty pounds. Yeah, it's a forty
twenty eight pound chimney and cheerio. Those are like toy dogs. Yeah,
not real dogs. You know the things, the things we

(16:34):
call dogs to they are not dogs.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
Well then what are they?

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Whatever you want?

Speaker 10 (16:38):
They are?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
They are substitute babies.

Speaker 12 (16:40):
Okay, Yeah, she's a baby, like I said.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
And is ripped. Dude, she got so many muscles, Yeah,
she's ripped. Afuh, Greggory, what you got?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Well?

Speaker 11 (16:51):
Because people are still I feel like they're talking about
the Golden Globes more than they watched the Golden Globe.
That's just the vibe I get. But Ben affleck And
was talking about the nineteen ninety seven Oscars with Howard
Stern because he says, to this day he's still angry
about how terrible their acceptance speech was when they won
her Best Screenplay. It reminds me of me of like

(17:13):
when we think.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Of, oh I should have said this, I should have
said that.

Speaker 11 (17:15):
And he's still thinking about it. From nineteen ninety seven,
he said he thanked the city of Boston three times,
and he said, was that really necessary? And then he
realized that he was thinking the same person multiple times.
And the reason he did the talking was that he
and Matt Damon the year before they won, were just
watching the Oscars in an apartment quote just like the
rest of the people. And then a year later they're

(17:38):
at the Oscars winning and Matt Damon kind of shoved
him and just said, I'm not doing this.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
You do this.

Speaker 11 (17:42):
So to this day, Ben Affleck thinks his speech was
embarrassing and he's still obsessed us about it.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Our friend Kevin Smith, Yeah, he was just at I
forget the name of the company that had that Ben
and Matt have together, and he was standing in the
lobby of their company. And on the one side is
Ben Affleck's Batman suit from the movie and then Matt
Damon's you know astronaut. You know the mission was it

(18:09):
the mar Mar marsh Martian. Yeah, the Martian sitting there
look pretty cool. So I know you like to go
tour offices menace.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
So I would love to, Uh that would be cool.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, it would be cool. Like I always get when
I see like, uh Bert Chryscher and Thom Segura, or
I see The Rock and Kevin Hart, or you know,
Mad Damon and Ben Affleck, Like that'd be like that
level of romance. Yeah, that is. It is.

Speaker 14 (18:37):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's like something, it's like something to aspire to, you know,
I know, you know, you have like a company together,
and like you know, it's just like you know, sick
of each other, right, Buddies for Life kind of thing
like your brothers. Yeah, menace what you got. We'll also
have something from the Golden Globes. But to go back
in time, all the way back to the Critics Choice Awards,
you know, everybody was talking about how bad the meals were.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
It was just grapes and cheese and crackers. Now we
do have an update on what was served at the
Golden Globes and it's one of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
It's from Nobu. I saw a black cod Yeah, I
zing canes. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
I mean, I do love Nobuo. I've probably been to
twenty different locations in Nobu. I'm trying to go to
all of them in the world, but there's too many.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Now. The full menu was yellowtail, jalapeno Greg love a yeah,
cup of caviar, a lobster salad with spicy lemon dressing,
and miso black cotts.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Oh, that's my favorite thing in the world.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
It looked pretty good from the sounds, so good thatft
o their game for the Golden Globes on that.

Speaker 11 (19:43):
And they kept the sushi bar going, just kept the
fresh all night. It got thirteen hundred people.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
Yeah, nobody's doing a lot of these things where they're
doing these like all you can eat brunches.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Now different locations. What I know they're doing it in Vegas.
Are you're allowed to masturbate out?

Speaker 8 (19:57):
I don't know about that, but yeah, I think they've
had some pop up in Texas and in Vegas, so
look out for that.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
It'd be funny if they did for like the Golden
Globes or something like that, where and they showed it
during the commercial breaks where they're going either you know,
into or out of the commercial breaks, set up a
buffet for all these people. See what and see what?
You see what they're taking. It has to be normal.
I'm talking like a Swedish meatball. Oh yeah, like a
like regular food. You open up the hood of the
one thing, it's like chicken wings in there, French fries

(20:25):
in one, and then the very next one has like
the cheddar, you know, the nacho cheese sauce, the nacho cheese.
I love that. And and just see what these losers take.
Correg this no poo buffet. It's it's about eighty thirventy
five eighty bucks.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
But that's not bad.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
That's to do like a like a special Instagram feature.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Greg go to the buffet and what I heard is
actually terrible. That's no Boo branded is the Nobu Hotel
that's inside Caesars At in Vegas. I will tell you this,
I agree with that. Not my favorite. Yeah, I heard suit,
but I have I have.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Been to the one and stayed at the one in Barcelona, Spain, Barcelona,
and that one is really really nice.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I mean you would think like, uh, Nobo Hotel would
be like super.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
All I did was rebrand some old rooms and make
it a hotel.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah that's it. But you read the reviews on that
because I'm going to that deaf leopard thing, yeah, you know,
and uh, we're just kind of looking seeing what's available,
and it's like I read the reviews on that and
I was surprised. I thought it was going to be no,
I mean, I thought it'd be crazy, crazy priced. I
thought it was going to be like, you know, over
the top, like about you know, how like nice and

(21:38):
luxury it is.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
But out of all their properties, that's the worst one.
The Cabo Resort is badass too.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
All right. Well yeah, hey pro tip, yes to stay away,
stay away from the Nobu Hotel in Vegas. Okay, good time,
for your birthdays.

Speaker 15 (21:55):
We're going.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
We're gonna sit was like, and you know we.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Don't do.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah. We'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Dave Grohl,
who is fifty seven years old today, Jason Bateman, Michaelton
who now Ruleman. Thank you on Arrested Development. That was
a great show, one of Greg's favorites.

Speaker 16 (22:17):
So good.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I like all his movies. He's He's in a lot
of stub fifty seven years old. Ll Cool Jay is
fifty eight years old today. Kerrie Green she was Andy
and the Goonies, remember, Oh Yeah you Goody. She's fifty
nine today. Caleb Followell from Kings of Leon, the lead singer,
forty four Oscar winning actress Fade Dunaway still a Love

(22:42):
eighty five years old today. Director Steven Soderberg, Magic Mike,
The Oceans Movies, A Whole Bunch More. He's sixty three.
Rap pioneer Slick Rick is sixty one. And Zach Wilde,
leader of the band Black Label Society, also Ozzie's former guitarist.
He's fifty nine. And your porn of birthday today is Lucy.

(23:03):
I'm sorry, Lucy, lu lu Chu. You can see where
I get maybe, the said Lucy Lou. Yeah, no, lu
lu Chu, and today's birthday Girl. She's had her Fortune
Cookie cracked Open six and twenty one fine films including
There's No One Like Chew True. She was also in
from Workout to Squirt Out Hardcore Swallower Volume one. She

(23:25):
was in Hoss Arrested Hattie, also Knob Slobin, The Peeper,
The Peeper. She was in Finger My Maiden Volume one,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in My Virginity
is a Burden Volume Maiden, Please take it away?

Speaker 7 (23:40):
All thought that way.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, I was like, oh my god, this is this virginity.
I tell you get it over with. That's a lu
lu Chu who's twenty five years old today, And that's
your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthday is and a Wednesday.
Look at what's happening around the world of entertainment. Listening
because you love are listening this Disability show. All right,
welcome back to the Buddy. Yeah, we were talking about

(24:04):
those ten shows that are coming to an end in
twenty twenty six, The Boys, Ridiculousness, Hacks to Come Back,
Yellow Jackets, things like that Queer Ride. Yeah, they've run
their course. Yeah, and you know, that's that's my thing.
I think I mentioned this before because I was running
into a thing where I would get into a new
show and inevitably they just cancel it.

Speaker 17 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, And so now it's like, you know, I'm gonna
wait until the series has run its course, binge it.
Then I'll because you'll have the whole thing. You have
to wait for the next season. You will be sitting
there on edge about like the next episodes of Stranger Things,
how people were doing that or you know, like I
didn't watch Breaking Bad until the whole thing was done.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Same a Sopranos too.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh yeah, Sopranos seven times now. I watched Sopranos as
it happened.

Speaker 13 (24:49):
But we like with Pluribus, the show that that seafast
and I like, it's not coming back to twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Give us some time. That's the thing. You're gonna forget
the plot. No, now, I don't know is this show
still on? Like I know Samy just started watching Downton Abbey.

Speaker 12 (25:05):
Yes, I did start watching it. I'm loving it.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
I just started season two.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
I can't stop watching it. It's perfect for you.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
The original like not the movie I used to watch.
Write Yeah, I've never seen that. Sounds like something I
would hate. Oh no, Abby, Now you were watching The
Crown or something. Weren't you like?

Speaker 11 (25:21):
Why I could you like to watch some of it?
I watched some of the Royal Family stuff. I thought
The Crown was decent. I didn't really follow it that much.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
It's funny how much you love that Royal family nonsense.

Speaker 11 (25:33):
Like up until the Queen died. Now, I don't care anything.
I don't care she was kind of Yeah, he's super hot,
but hacks, it's time for it to go a lot
of these shows that you had mentioned, it's just time.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
But but the thing that I can't stand though, like
the Pit season two back on HBO Max.

Speaker 11 (25:54):
They're doing it the one week at a time thing.
Just release all you have them give. Okay, So what's what?
What's not a current show?

Speaker 10 (26:03):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (26:03):
Like?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
So you just started watching Downton, Abby, and that's done, right,
except for there's like some movie that's the show? Is
the show is done?

Speaker 18 (26:10):
Yes, it's been done for a long time. I'm very
behind on ever watching it.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
And not and not a rewatch, not going back and
doing a rewatch. But what is a What is the
show that you haven't watched? Like for me, mad Men.

Speaker 12 (26:25):
Started watching I've never so good.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I think I watched one episode it was brand new,
and then I just I just never came back to it.
Not because I didn't and I don't remember if I
liked it or not, but I just didn't have the
commitment to it.

Speaker 18 (26:41):
I think you would like it, especially if you liked
Marvelous Missus Maisel, Like this is kind of the same time.

Speaker 13 (26:46):
Period but more but but it's more not serious.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
But less like Frilly.

Speaker 13 (26:51):
Yes, yeah, but it's more misogyny, right, you can handle
you know my favorite Masago?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh yeah, that says entertainment. So as that's an example,
like a show's completed on you've never watched any of it.
Is there any show like that?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Like I just got I.

Speaker 11 (27:11):
Tried the Sopranos. I watched one episode. I said this
is so f and boring and I stopped.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
That kills me. You don't you don't have a show
like hanging out. See that's the thing. It was. When
you're talking about people without kids, they have all.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
The time to you know, you out all the Yeah,
and then Greg just ends up watching Jexy for the
fifteen watching Bad four.

Speaker 13 (27:33):
Times, the one I have never gotten into. Everyone said,
you love Sprouse, you love this, you love that, you're
breaking bad.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
You have to watch the Wire. I just never good,
never did.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
It's a little over hyped, but yeah, good. What's the
one you told me about the commission? Is that the one?
Or no? The Shield? The Shield? Yeah, the Shield is
really good, isn't it the same? Dude, Michael chicklas The Shield?
The Shield is great.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
That's that.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I mean that I think you would really violent, right, Yeah? Okay, helly.
I mean it's about you know, you know, corrupt cops
and there you go.

Speaker 13 (28:05):
There's there's one show I'm totally into right now and
I'd never heard of it, but it's from a few
years ago. I just found it and now I can't
stop watching it. It's called Castle Rock. It has it's
a couple of season that way, it's basically based on
all like Stephen king Lore. It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's a question on the text show. It's already done.
It's Ryn's course. It's had a beginning and an end.
You haven't watched yet, but it's on your on your
to do list. What is it hit us up on
the text over to two two nine eighty seven. I
thought we're gonna have more time for this conversation, but
we don't, so we'll come back more. What a show next?
Hang on the show and we get right into another

(28:51):
new hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
That's great, gory high Woody, there's a menace?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
High Ground?

Speaker 19 (29:00):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Sea mass is right, Yung? What we got Sammy?

Speaker 12 (29:05):
Hell else?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What he has always open for you to call in
top a contest wherever you want to be part of
text us check in over to two to nine eight
seven and we check in with Gina ground. Who's got
the trending news headlines?

Speaker 20 (29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (29:20):
At least thirty one people were killed and sixty four
others injured after this construction crane collapsed onto a moving
passenger train in Thailand today. Authorities say the train was
in between stations and when the crane hit it, it derailed,
it caught fire. A bunch of people were trapped inside.
The crane was being used to build this overhead railway
on top of the existing track and an investigations launch

(29:42):
to see what the hell happened.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't like driving under overpasses when they're constructing them,
you know, I always think like something's gonna fall.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Yeah, I'm above times it does, because.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Like when you when you drive underneath them and they
haven't put the road surface on the overpass yet, you're
looking up and it's like, yeah, or just random pieces
of wood just kind of you know, danglars blaging across that. Yeah,
I'm not unnerved by a lot. I don't like that.
And I don't like driving in between two tractor trailer trucks.
There's like three lanes more in that middle lane, yeah, that,

(30:14):
and there's one more when they have the lane closed off,
like kind of the left they have like one of
those like cement barriers, but there's no shoulder. You're in
the left lane, but there's no shoulder on that. Yeah,
And it's like, oh man, I'm gonna take a mirror
off exactly, Yeah, because I can't. I mean, that's the situation.
I really have to pay attention. I can't text and drive.

(30:37):
They can't stare with your name, right, yeah, exactly. How
am I supposed to not have to pay attention and
put both hands.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
On the wheel to put itself on a bagel. Out
of all the people in the room, I would think
it would probably be Sea Bass. What are your thoughts
on probably visiting Thailand? Like, I'm a I want to go.
I hear great things, but I'm kind of afraid to go. Yeah, well,
I actually because all the crazy stuff like you just said.
And then I have a friend of a friend that
went to Thailand and he was in a taxi on

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a highway and it ran out of gas and then
got rear ended and he got killed.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh my god. There's that, But then there's also you know, lady, lady,
I'm just I don't know if I'm willing to risk.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Well, I've actually I was going to go. That's why
I got my raby shot because you know, monkeys. And
then I just been pushing because I've got a flight
to Singapore that I just keep pushing back and pushing
back because doing their stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
So it's on my list, Menut, I do want to
fly on Singapore Airlines.

Speaker 20 (31:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Ever since we did that fly in Dubai thing on Emirates,
I keep getting things in my feed about Singapore Airlines
and like Wow, that does look nice. Yeah, I have
the same deal. I would never leave the airport. I
just want to see the plane. I just want to
see the plane.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
But yeah, there's like two more places on my list
that I really want to go with Singapore and then
South Korea. But the yeah, the airlines, it just seems
crazy because Singapore is the last what is it you
universal studios on my list of all the universal studios
in the world.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, how long is that flight? I book on book? Yeah,
like sixteen.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Sixteen sixteen to Dubai.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
And the flight attendants look like supermodels, just.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Like they do that to save gas, you know.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Because they're lighter.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, I see not as much load, right, but that's true. Right.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
They have like one thing where they like got rid
of like one olive and it saved like a bunch
of gas money.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah. Well, the airlines will do stuffing all the seat
back screens. They took those off. They take yeah, because
they can just have it. Everybody's got their tablets and
their phones and stuff. Anyways, they don't need to have
those screens there because you can just use your own thing,
and they'll do it through the so that collectively through
every seat saves a ton of a ton of weight.
Therefore you're burning let's gas, therefore you're saving more money.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Is saying, there's a famous story that apparently American Airlines
saved forty dollars having skinny chicks and seven by living
in an olive from their.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Having just like hot.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Right exactly, it doesn't save these days on.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
That sons amazing both medicines. He bass will enjoy it
a right text. Well.

Speaker 13 (33:16):
President Trump is warning Iran not to execute people who've
been arrested during the protests over there, and says the
US will take quote very strong action if they move
forward with hangings. Iran has been dealing with a ton
of unrest, reports of thousands of protesters have already been
killed by security forces. And the protest started over a
brutal economic situation, high sky, high inflation, week currency, food

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prices that people can't afford. But over time it's grown
into this bigger thing, with people taking to the streets
not just over money, but challenging the government which they
don't love, and women showing their hair and dancing in
the streets and wearing Western clothes and demanding regime change.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
And this is all like a really big deal.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
That's the story I've never read about in the New
Year because I've you know, given up news. Yeah, yeah,
so I know there's been talk about Iran, but I
thought it just because whatever happened before, what's happening now?

Speaker 11 (34:06):
You're executing people. Have you seen pictures of Iran in
the early seventh women at the bees and they're just living.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Totally like just Western women.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, having that now it's public hangings.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Yeah, exactly, in public.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
We can send some comedians over there to make it all.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Better, right, exactly, thank you exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
But what will the hashtag be?

Speaker 13 (34:27):
Well, it looks like Woody will be watching the Steelers
games next season because Mike Tomlin stepped down as head coach.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Hip. It's what I wanted, yep, And then when I
got it, I was a little sad about it. Right Wait, No,
it's it's one of those Okay, has anybody been in
a bad relationship that you knew had to end? But
still it was a little sad that it was like,
this isn't working.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
You know.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
Did you see those thank you videos like from fans
even though they're like happy's gone, but they did put
like montages together as a Steeler.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Fan, it's time. It's time for something else, right, to
try something different. He was a great coach and did
a lot of great stuff. But yeah, watching some of
that stuff, I'm like, oh, that's kind of a bummer. Wow,
I'm happy. I'm happy they've done it.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
It had to be done.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
It was definitely. Uh he's stepping out and kind of
being pushed at the same time. Clearly it's mutual. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (35:20):
Yeah, Well Tomlin had two years left on his contract,
so any team would have to go through the Steelers
to get him. But it's looking like he'll end up
doing the TV thing. How do you feel about that?
Just to football for season or two and.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
It's best and like press conferences and stuff, the Tomlins.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, that's where he's best. They said Fox will probably
pick him up.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah, that's there. They're like the leading network right now. Yeah.
Well I didn't, I like halfway saw it.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
But were they asking like the owner of the Vikings
if they would pick him up or something like that.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, that was the owner of the Ravens. The Ravens
because their coaches out. It'sburgh's coaches out. I mean the
NFC North the only team that still has their coaches.
The Bengals for now, like the Browns, Steelers, and Ravens
are all looking for a new head.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Coaches, but coaches.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, they were the two longest tenured coaches in the league,
Barba and Tomlins. So they're saying, wouldn't that be funny
if they switched. Yeah, but it would never happen because again,
the Steelers still have the coaching rights for Tom and
for the next two years, so any team that would
be interested in taking him, they could trade, they could
do something like that. But that's probably why he's going
to do the TV thing for the next year or
two and then you can go.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Do whatever and then no hard feelings, right if he's
doing that well.

Speaker 13 (36:24):
Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams passed away yesterday at sixty eight
years old. You know, he created that comic strip back
in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
It was a huge success.

Speaker 13 (36:33):
Dilbert earned all kinds of awards, merchandise, had a TV run.
Do you remember that nineteen ninety nine Morgan, this.

Speaker 12 (36:41):
Is the cartoon with the guy with the tie, Yeah,
over shoulders, glasses culture.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (36:47):
He was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Lest Spring and his wife,
his ex wife made the announcement on YouTube, and she
read a part of a note that he had written.
It said, if you're reading this, things did not go
well for me at the end. Adams said via the note,
I had an amazing life. Be useful, and please know
I loved you all to the very end. And we
got some Timothy bus Field updates after he turned himself

(37:09):
in after federal agents launched a man hunt looking for him.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
It was a whole thing.

Speaker 13 (37:15):
Ten US marshals in full gear went to his house
in upstate New York, busted down his door, cleared the house,
and found no one there since he had already left
for New Mexico to deal with all this Grove.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
This is the guy that's married to the Gilbert Yeah,
little house in the prairie chick, right right. And then
there was a kid or something on the set of
one of the shows that he allegedly assaulted or did
something to.

Speaker 13 (37:39):
Yeah, well he really I'm thinking the same, that's one exactly.
And he released this video talking about what's going on.
It looks like it was filmed at a hotel room.
And here's what he had to say about the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
All right. Here we got's see if we get it's Kim.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I'm sure most of you know they're watching this that
I was ordered to come to Albuquerque. I'm here now.
I got to call Friday night, I had to get
a lawyer. Saturday, I got in a car. I drove
two thousand miles to Albuquerque. I'm going to confront these lies.
They're horrible. They're all lies, and I did not do

(38:15):
anything to those little boys. And I'm I'm gonna fight it.
I'm gonna fight it with a great team.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
And I'm gonna be exonerated. I know I am, because
this is all so wrong and all lies.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
So hang in there.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Uh and hopefully I'm out real soon. Uh and and
back back to work. And I love everybody for supporting me.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Thank you. Yeah, Albuquerque.

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Well, even if he is exonerated, like back to work
right away. Also, once you're accused of that kind of
stuff and that and that, and that's what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Like if he is cleared, you know of all this
stuff that is wrong, that people still won't that's.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
What they're going to remember as you got accused of you.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, then you know still still won't approach him for opportunities. Yeah, Yeah,
my favorite part is hanging there.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
Yeah, Greg, we're going to hang in there, right, do
you guys hanging?

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Yeah? I think it was just tap dancing at the end.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Dude had no idea who this was. This is this
is Poindexter. Yeah, very sad.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 13 (39:18):
Well, let's talk about another actor, key for Sutherland was
arrested early Monday morning after a ride shareage incident went wrong.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Reports say that he.

Speaker 13 (39:27):
Got into the car and then allegedly assaulted the driver
for some reason.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Isn't that what? What's his face to the quarterback guy?
Mark Sanchez? All Right, well that wasn't a food delivery guy. Yeah,
I'm wandering in the alley. I'm gonna beat some guys.
Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
Well, Sutherland hasn't responded to the story, but jail records
show he was rested on suspicion of felony criminal threats
and it went down in l a and under California
law criminal threats involving communicating a threat of serious harm
or death to the victim that can carry a three
year prison sentence. Sutherland posted fifty thousand dollars bond and
is in doing court next month. But sevest this made

(40:04):
me think of you, because if you do this kind
of thing in California, just threatening, you could be a
three year prison prison sentence.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Well it wouldn't be for a first time or but
still you're you're exactly correct, Gina. And because this is
what he said, you shouldn't go to Jaifford threatening to
kill somebody.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
No, no, you can, you can't do that. I think
it's how it's said. I think we need not just
black and white. Well, because think about how many times
have you said, you know whatever, two number of punch
this guy in the face, Like, do you really mean
you're gonna punch something?

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Time and place makes a difference. If you're mad at
somebody you don't know in the heat of the moment,
they have no way of knowing that you're you're quote kidding.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Or your character. Yeah, it's your tone. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (40:49):
Well, finally, just in time for Valentine's Day, I know
you're gonna love this, Greg because you love like clutter
and like crap and fun stuff. Lowe's has their viral
mini buckets they're making. Yeah, they were released last fall.
Shoppers went insane for them, and they're two bucks apiece
this time around instead of the famous Low's blue.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
The buckets are going to be in pink.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
What do you think they do? I can see all
the dudes on the construction site totally put it right. Yeah,
they'll put it right next to the little booboo.

Speaker 13 (41:21):
Well, these are a big hit on social media. The
buckets are like a half a court and they have
lots of different uses. People are showing stationary holders, makeshift
vases or.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Vases if you will, like sixteen whole ounces.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Yes tops for iced coffee, and one user found that
you can hold seventy five dollars worth of quarters in
that thing.

Speaker 16 (41:39):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (41:39):
The buckets are still available for a limited time, and
Lows says that over one hundred thousand of these little
efforts have already been sold.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
I hate to a minute. I think they're cute.

Speaker 12 (41:49):
They are cute even to do with it.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I don't know why do we need this is the
fiftieth cute thing exactly.

Speaker 18 (41:54):
I'm not going to go buy it like drink out
and it's two dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Plastic, So just throw the two dollars, you know?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Is Trader Joe still doing the little mini Yes they are.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
They have a stand by them, so you don't buy yeah,
exactly I'm.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Saying, is that a year round thing. They do them
different for each holidays.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Now how we ones?

Speaker 18 (42:13):
They've had Easter ones they also this year and I
bought some obviously had like Christmas ones, but little kind
of plastic Christmas ones that you could give.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Gifts in that. It's amazing and not really.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Did I buy one.

Speaker 18 (42:26):
I had someone give me a gift in one of them,
and I was like the Trader Joe's bags.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
You could at least buy it and use it as
a gift bag that at least has a purpose.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Not putting your flowers in it.

Speaker 11 (42:37):
But you can look at something at the store and
can say, oh, that's cute. Doesn't mean you have to
get it. You could take a picture of it on
your kitchen calendar.

Speaker 12 (42:44):
Right, I'm not going to go buy one, but they're cute.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
But if nobody buys one, Greg, they'll never make them
and then we won't have those cute things to see
when we're at the store.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
I should go buy one, all right.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
So you know we have our YouTube page h YouTube
dot com, Slash the Wi Show. You can get to
it there animated podcast on the animated podcast out there.
We have a new one, my animated podcast. Did you
post the link already there? Min This is already yes,
since up at dot com slash the Lettle Show. Right now,
I'm looking at it all right, Well, I'm gonna I'm
gonna play it for you. And then uh and then

(43:20):
Sammy has like a little kind of related follow up thing,
you know, and she uh, she was reminded about this,
uh with our around a bush or bear.

Speaker 12 (43:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm in training.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah, all right, and then this animated podcast, you best
tell us all about it.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Well, it's one of Greg's many, many stories about doing
outdoor yard work, except this time it doesn't it doesn't
end up in him having sex.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
In his yard. Watch. Yeah, so it's with a twist.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
I was being all manly. I was taking care of
this rock project I wanted to do. I was getting
rid of wood chips and putting in rocks. Take the truck,
go to home to Pope, get a cart full of
these rocks so heavy I can barely push it. I
go to the register in the garden section, bringing up
my rocks, about to go back to my truck, and
as I'm putting my card back in my wallet, a

(44:10):
june bug comes and goes right by my ear and
hits me in the side of the head, right in
front of the cashier. These two young girls, I went,
they were laughing at me so hard, this manly man
I almost had, So do you want your receipt? And
I said, yeah, my god, and the bug would have

(44:35):
killed you.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
It probably would have bitten me. One other thing is
we have these like little conversations on the air, and
then an animation team takes the audio and makes a
little cartoon episode out of it, and we have it
posted for you right now. There are dozens and dozens
and dozens of them that you could see right there
on our YouTube page what he showed. Animated podcasts just

(44:57):
go to the Woodies Show dot com are our social media.
We have mall posted there, and.

Speaker 11 (45:03):
This particular one the animator nailed it, like this is
essentially a documentary.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, Sammy, so you got reminded about something hearing Morgan's
Bush of Bear from the Reptile Convention. We're talking about
all the other things they sell there, like millipedes and
the giant cockroach that Morgan held hand. I mean it
was a lobster's Seriously, it really was huge, like a

(45:33):
giant prawn. Almost a lot of times Greg exaggerates it
was like a billion dollars. Okay, you know that's Greg's thing.
He's not exaggering this thing. It's the biggest cockroach I've
ever seen, in the size of a hamster. I'd say, yeah, yeah,
it's chunky, you held it huge.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (45:51):
So when we were on break, you guys, I went
into the kitchen just to get coffee where we get
coffee every morning, and there was a cockad right on
the floor right there, and it looked just like the
one that we had in this one.

Speaker 11 (46:07):
I wonder if it's the actual one missing nikes.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yeah, So I walked in and it was.

Speaker 12 (46:17):
It was just right.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
There's a different one. That's a different ones.

Speaker 12 (46:22):
We just have cockroaches.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
That's a full, like life sized alien from another planet.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
They're everywhere, Yeah.

Speaker 21 (46:28):
But building, oh yeah, in the kitchen and the other
day yeah that's right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Yeah, the other day that's one that we're getting made
out with frenched it.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
How would they get up here? There's food in the walls.
Why would they think there's food here even though were
fat pigs? Well, like you're outside, but many floors up right, exactly.

Speaker 8 (46:50):
You can imagine the first floor, then it has to
be full of roaches, probably.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
If there's roaches all the way up here.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
But betweens and commercial things are in the.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Wall right everywhere Grace's background. Now there has to be
a cluster of them somewhere. It doesn't surprise me. I
just I just assume that these things are kind of everywhere.
My cockroaches absolutely.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
In the middle of the floor like that was.

Speaker 18 (47:15):
And I thought of Greg, because Greg is usually the
first person at that coffee machine in the morning, so
he would break It would have been Greg by himself
walking up to that cor.

Speaker 11 (47:25):
I've seen a roach in that little kitchen area one time.
And then Sea Bess found a roach in the bathroom
way down the hall many many years ago. And to
this day, I walked into that bathroom and I stand
and scan the room first, thinking about that. But speaking
of roaches on high places, when I went to Australia,
I was there Pie it was fantastic. A thousand years ago.

(47:48):
I stayed at the Penthouse suite of this hotel.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
And look at me.

Speaker 11 (47:52):
Well, my friend, my friend, my friend won a trip
and we went and so we're at the Penthouse and
I can't remember the floor. Thirty ninth floor cockroach comes
coming out of the ac vent.

Speaker 12 (48:04):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
So we called the front desk. They sent up a
guy and he looked at it and he's like, oh,
those are the ones that fly.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
So I just text over they fly, Yeah, some of
them do.

Speaker 12 (48:17):
And what did you do with it, Sammy? Did you
pick it up? Like take it outside by the trash?

Speaker 18 (48:21):
I left it there, and typically this is not my job, person,
but I saw that cockroach right there, and I just
got my coffee and.

Speaker 12 (48:28):
I left and I'm like, no, I'm cleaning this up.
It's already dead.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
Yeah, I get you.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
She's the one that would pick it up and take
it outside if it was alive.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
I would have taken it outside.

Speaker 18 (48:38):
No, Sammy, because there is also another saw, which is
that I did want other people to see it so
that they could let people know.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
That's good text. A couple of them coming in saying
cockroaches are attracted to cardboard, so if you have a
lot of cardboard boxes lying around, that could be a
culpritor somebody else said that roaches come through your vent
pipes that are hooked up to your floor drains, so
there's water in the pea trap. The roach is just
you know, going right through the matter what floor you're on,
ten floor, fifteen floor, doesn't matter. They like it doesn't

(49:08):
It doesn't surprise me because they can eat it cardboard.
That's what it says. Why why do people have such
a reaction to cockroaches, like they don't bite? Do they know?

Speaker 6 (49:21):
I don't think so?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Very associated with being dirty, right, that's what it is.

Speaker 18 (49:26):
It implies a dirty area, a dirty area is what's
going to attract a cockroach.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
Also, they're so quick, they seem like they're just discussing.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
It's not a fear.

Speaker 11 (49:36):
A fear of bugs isn't a fear of being bitten
or stung. It's just creepy, natural reaction.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
You're going to run up your leg to your bung hole.
But people have exactly, they have a harsher reaction to
cockroaches than other bugs. Not Greg Gregg is different.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
Cockroach broken the worst because they are so fast versus everything.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Also, they're not cute like butterflies at least have interesting coloration.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Grasshoppers are cute. I like grasshoppers. Prey manisters are either
they're intriguing they're cool.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
They look like five French green beans.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
You don't like roly polis. Those are cute.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Lady turned their heads their heads. Yeah, they look like
I always thought when I was a kid, caterpillars were cool. Yeah,
we pick them. We'd pick them off like the tree
trunks and you know, the hand, yeah, because they know
it was like holding a pipe cleaner. Yeah, all fuzzy
and stuff. Yeah, it was cool. And then we would

(50:38):
catch grasshoppers because like the playground at our school, they
were all over the place whatever spring fall whenever. That
was probably sprank and we'd catch them and we hold
them and you know, show our friends. But they would
always poop in your hand.

Speaker 13 (50:51):
Oh yeah, I think that's they're like, they're like try
to get away.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Defense also heard them they catch them.

Speaker 13 (50:57):
You didn't have a proper childhood if you didn't catch
lightning by slash fireflies a girl up three area. Right, Well, Greg,
we could do this. We do a March Sadness bracket
of Greg's saddest bug.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
What we already know. Number one would probably be roach.

Speaker 11 (51:12):
Yeah, but Sammy, at least that roach you found was
is currently burning in house? Yes, and if it was alive,
you would have brought it outside that I'm kind of
angry and to let it.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
I guess I just have a hard time understanding fear
of things that can't hurt you. Well, like I understand sneaks, sharks, alligators, bears,
like that's not venomous. They can't hurt you. I don't
worry about that.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
That's why you don't.

Speaker 13 (51:38):
That's why you don't understand the terror of the glory
whole challenge because if something that's touching me and I
visibly start like having a seizure.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
But you're like, but it can't hurt you, But but
it's so orrible.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Taste gross. If it can't hurt you, it's mental.

Speaker 12 (51:54):
You just gotta push forward.

Speaker 11 (51:58):
Who won't eat stuff because you think it has fur
on it, because that to me taste and gross or
eat you know, hair and hair, and.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
But it's not right. I understand.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Your high furry horse.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
No, I'm just trying to understand the view. Like I'm
just trying to have an understanding. Like if you see
something like, oh, it's a little cute, you know, bunny rabbit,
then nobody's afraid of a bunny rab right, So damn
somebody that's a fraction of its size that you're like
you're jumping on table.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
Kill or its context. If you see a if I
saw a mouse.

Speaker 13 (52:33):
Run through this this building, I would get on a
chair and start freaking out.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
But if somebody had a pet mouse, they want to
be a hold that I.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Would even that, like that can bite you. You can
get from right, you can have something, yeah that committee
get that. Scorpions get that. Scorpions can hurt you, like
a garden snake or whatever. Yeah, yeah, weed to garter snakes.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
It goes back to my initial thing. Like with the
mouse and with the roach, it's just speed that you
don't have overall control of the situation where it feels
like even though it won't hurt you, they're just so
quick that you can't handle the situation, and that that
causes the fear.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
That's part of it.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
I think just some people are scared of things and.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Are they're just big giant pusses. Again, I'm trying to that.
I've known Greg for you know, decades now, and you know,
just I'm just trying to I'm trying to figure out
in general why people freak out more about certain things
than other things. That could you know, be more dangerous.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
I think Greg has shared this, but you know, I've
known Greg just as long. I feel that it has
ramped up. Oh, I think that fear. Definitely, Yeah, definitely,
like it's worse and worse. Ladybug landed on my hand.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I would probably have to take a shower. But what
we initially met, you what I feel it.

Speaker 11 (53:49):
Wasn't that bad, maybe not even seven afraid of more
things through the.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Years eight seven, seven forty four. You can text us
if you like over to two two nine eight seven
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text us two to nine eight seven finals. Follow us
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(54:18):
got a little bit of redneck news for you, The
Woody Show. You own more camouflage shirts than coward ones.
We don't hear about your assol rate nick news for sure,
And usually I just focused on one thing. I got
two little tidbits of redneck news. The first one the

(54:40):
Pennsylvania Farm Show. They hosted their annual mullet contest. Yes,
they're in Harrisburg, about one hundred and fifty competitors and
more than a thousand spectators. It celebrates the short the front,
long the back hairstyle, once popular with hockey players and
hair metal bands. Categories included children under five, throwback mullets,
and the Patriotic Flow of Freedom award. The top prize

(55:05):
a Corvette Rear Bumper Trophy and went to a ten
year old kid named Drew. He is from Pennsylvania. Here
he dressed as the movie character Joe Dirt Nice and
he carried a mop as a prop. And then he
had this seven year old Ben. He showed up two
hours early wearing a shirt that said Mullet Life. And
then he had this forty three year old guy, Kyle.

(55:28):
He said he was inspired by watching old wrestling footage
of Hacksaw Jim Doug Briggs. This is the third year
for the contest. It's one of the few farm show
events that's opened to people from outside of the state.
So that's all one piece of redneck news from the
other one. This involves a group called Bigfoot Researchers of
the Hudson Valley. They have spent years investigating reports of

(55:51):
bigfoot sightings across New York's Hudson Valley. Region in the
group founded by this woman. Her name is Gail. Gail
is based out of her bait shop in Red Hook.
It has more than six thousand followers on Facebook and
members who believe that, you know, Bigfoot just roams the
local force. She'd give them something to do. So, yeah,

(56:12):
she came became interested to hearing a strange howl back
in nineteen eighty five that she later recognized on a
TV show about Bigfoot. Oh my god, no way. Yeah,
and so proof. Now now they're saying that they have
what they call proof that Bigfoot is living and not
just by itself. It lives in clans and they come

(56:34):
in different sizes and colors, multiple Yeah, and so there
you go. Bigfoot hunters claim that it's hiding in the
woods north of New York City. Yeah, now we know definitively.
You're real absolutely to the bay shop too. I wonder
if they have nightcrawlers. Just talk people down there at
the bait shop. You know, they'll tell you. And that

(56:55):
is today's red Nick. You see her on the Woody Show.
Oh yeah, I forgot we had they hadn't picked and
essays Redneck. It's been a minute. Yeah, it's been a mint.
All right, we'll take a break. More Woody Shows next,
hang up into the Woodie Show, Into another new hour,

(57:16):
Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world, Woody, Greg Menace, Chia,
Grand Sea Mass is here. We got to Sammy, We've
got Morgan, and we've got Hammer and hankin half Baits.
We're going to join us to South. We'll check in
with the boys. Woodies Show, Crossfire first one of the
new year. Anything that you want to be a part of,

(57:37):
you can give us a call eighty seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody, or you can
hit us up with a text over to two two
ninety seven. What kind of stuff can they expect? It
they give us a fine and follow on social media? Menace, Yes,
at the Woody Show. What can people expect?

Speaker 8 (57:53):
Well, if you want to just generally see what we
look like, people a nice surprise and appointment at the
same time, call it a nice front and then see, uh,
you know what we do here in the studio, like
the Glory whole.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Challenge is always super fun. And then uh yeah, our
connection going.

Speaker 8 (58:12):
We have love connections and we do have Vaughn's poetry
the poet. Yeah, poetry for slams. Yeah for slams.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Yeah. That one of a very very well, very well yesterday.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
I mean, if you dig a little deeper, some of
my favorites is Greg's reactions to bugs. Yeah, like the
best because it's so genuine.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah. You know, it's a lot of times when we're
talking about something on the show, you know we'll post
those links up there take a different thing, Yes, So
give us a follow on social media. Look for us
there at the Woody Showyama.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Did you know that China and Japan actually a different country?

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Oh, if you rook at.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Map, you can see this whole thing is a China
and Japan?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Is this real beauty count we wow? No kidding? So
two different countries, and so that's how we have our
original trademark copyright game. Is it China or is it Japan?
You have to guess. Suck at this game, all right.
Sixty one year old guy shows up to the hospital
with a seven inch potato in his ass. He was

(59:22):
looking for a way to have some fun, went the
potato route. You know, use what you got, I guess right,
So he shoves the potato up his shoot ended up
with this unbearable pain in the middle of the night.
Way doctors shocked at how big the potato was. It's like,
damn man. They tried breaking the potato apart into pieces,
but that didn't work. Then they tried to grip it

(59:43):
with a wine bottle open or corster thing. That didn't
work either. Okay, now the only option was surgery. They
cut him open. That's how they got it out. He
survived the potato, but who knows if he survives the
embarrassment that comes with it. Now. When they asked him
why he did it, he said it was out of boredom. Yeah,

(01:00:06):
and it was just an accident. I obviously an accident.
I'm pretty sure nobody intends to get a potato stuck
up there, stuck up their ass. We're feels like though, right,
Oh of course, thank you, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Take one for the team.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
So is it China or Japan? So this was easy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I was going to say Japan until medical corkscrew that
screams China.

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
Yeah, but he said he was bored They overworked in China.

Speaker 13 (01:00:32):
Okay, Morgan, it's so funny you said that because I
was completely Japan on this, because they do weird stuff.
Until he said he was bored and for some reason
that that was more China than me. Huh, okay, so
you're onto something, But I think I'm still gonna go
to Japan.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
They like to do weird fetishing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Stuff messages China, you say Japan, you say China, You
see China, Greg.

Speaker 11 (01:00:51):
I instantly thought of don't they so? Or is this
a myth? Like yeah, stuff like that. Weird stuff Japan like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Panties they do, but they're not used.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
But they have weird games and all that. So I
don't know. I'm thinking Japan, Japan. Weird game shows mean
that got people putting potatoes out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
That could be a game show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Okayo, all right, menace China, China, China, China. The answer
is China, damn it. Yeah it is China.

Speaker 16 (01:01:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
That's another riveting round of is it China or Japan?
Here on the Woody Show, good game, good palf of this. Alright,
I'm getting worried. Our friends half Baked and Hammer and
Hank are lined up and ready to go for what
is show? Crossfire?

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
We'll talk to our two friends coming up next. Phones
eight seven seven forty four Woody Text if you have
maybe a question for a Hammer and Hank or half
Baked that you'd like to uh, you like to have
us ask the boys. You can send us a text
over to T two ninety seven. We'll do that next
hang on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Barwoody Show, Bar.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Woody Show, by show, This Woody Show. All systems are going. Yeah,

(01:02:16):
it is time for the first time in the new
year to talk to two of MENACE's oldest friends. He
goes way back with both of these gentlemen who we've
had on the show on a regular basis, and we
have them all together for a round of Woodies Show Crossfire.
It's time to talk to Hammer and Hank and half Day.

(01:02:36):
Let's say hi to hammerd Hank. Let me get them
on the line here, hammered Hank, thank you. Oh sounds
like the sounds like the phone's kind of weird, Hank,
can you hear us? There is everybody here. Happy to
your hanky, Happy to your buddy, and also please welcome

(01:02:58):
to the show. He is our friend half baked. No, happy,
you're half bake. Yeah, you're there, Hello my friend. Oh
there he is half baked. And Hammer and Hank, what
do you show? Crossfire? How you boys doing how are
the holidays?

Speaker 16 (01:03:15):
Really got seven rocket shorts?

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:03:22):
Nice, Houston Rocket.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Okay, so you got shorts? I think you st yeah
he did. Okay, all right, Houston Rocket shorts.

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
Now how many shorts and jerseys do you have? I
forget three hundred? That's crazy? All right, I'm.

Speaker 16 (01:03:42):
Wearing a great Maddox right now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Okay, all right, yeah, legendary pitcher Okay in Chicago, I
know Chicago for the wall both he did play for
the Cup and then the Braves. Yeah, and then Hammer
and Hank. I understand that you got yourself a new laptop.
We talked to you the last time, the last time
we talked before the holidays, you're saying how you had
to get a new laptop because yours had crapped out, right,

(01:04:07):
and uh and Mena stepped up and he essentially brand
new laptop. How's that working out?

Speaker 15 (01:04:11):
They get big shout to everyone at the Woody Show,
for give me a new laptop.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
That was that was That was all Menace. I wish,
you know, I wish we could say that we all
had something to do with that, but that was that
was MENACE's own doing. But I'm glad. I'm glad it
worked out, and you have the podcast going on that
seems to be going. Well, it's the it's they tell
us about the podcast. I'll you say it.

Speaker 15 (01:04:37):
It is the hammeron Hank show What's My Buddy Ryan Hoty,
which is available weekly on Spotify, iHeart Radio or wherever
get your podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Okay, all right, okay, you know what Hank should be.
He should literally be like an announcer for prices right
late night.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I would watch that, the announcer for Jeopardy. He
could do that. Well, I have a question for both
of you, guys and half bakes. We'll start with you
on this one because it is the new year. Do
you have any kind of New year resolution or some
people don't like call it the New Year's resolutions, like
a goal? Do you have any goals for the new year?

Speaker 16 (01:05:14):
Yeah, to spend a little less and make a little more.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Yeah, so just kind of get the finances in line.
That's smart. Spend less, save more.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Yeah. So do you have any kind of particular strategy
in mind, Like have you looked at your budget.

Speaker 16 (01:05:31):
And figured out, I'm only getting twenty four hours. I
gotta get a little part time job.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
So you need to get to it.

Speaker 16 (01:05:41):
Yeah, thank God for it every day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Okay? And then how have you not decided to maybe
work at one of these places you have like such
an affection, like a like a Texas Roadhouse or or Hooters?
Like why have you never applied to work there? Are
closed down us here so Texas Roadhouse? That job is
too hard?

Speaker 9 (01:06:03):
It is?

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
Yeah, heistress, he worked there? You already did work there?

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You did? Yeah? What did you do there for?

Speaker 16 (01:06:11):
For eight months?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
A chopped off man? And he loves that place.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
I could see that. I worked in a similar restaurant
in high school. It's just it's a lot of walk
and you're always moving, Like what job did you have
in the restaurant? Were you in the kitchen or were.

Speaker 16 (01:06:26):
You a bolster and a dishwasher? And it was a
torture chamber.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
But non stop? Yeah, all right. So his goal for
hap BIG's goal for twenty twenty six is to spend
less and earn more. That's a good got a little
what about you, Hammer and Hank any goals for twenty
twenty six? And he read New York's resolutions.

Speaker 15 (01:06:49):
Yes to be an even nicer person. Had just seen
the national anthem at the Central Giants game this season.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Okay, I did see. I did see a video that
you posted on social media where you you you even
gave a little sample of you singing and talked about
how you sang the anthem at the Modesto Nuts game.
And he's he's putting it out there. I mean, they say, like,
you don't know unless you asks. So he's putting it
out there that he wants to sing the national anthem

(01:07:16):
at the San Jose Giants game at some point in
this upcoming season, which is the minor league for the Giants. Yeah,
and and to be a nicer person, Like how could
you be a nicer persons? Like where do you where
do you think you're lacking? I think you're I think
you're very nice now, but like, how do you think
you could be a nicer person to int with people,
to interact with people more.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Yeah, let them see how nice you are.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
That'skoy. We do have we do, we do have some
ideas for that, fellas. And in fact, there's a one
opportunity I'm thinking about off the top of my head,
and I'm gonna ask both of you about this. But
you know, we're trying to get dates for dumb Ass
Tyler and for Menji who work here in the Woody Show,
because they're both single and I want to meet some ladies.
Hank and hapicked are you are you interested in uh

(01:07:58):
in meeting ladies and getting eights?

Speaker 16 (01:08:01):
Well you get them?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, he wants some latinas. Oh right, Yeah,
that's what Hank wants. All because we're we're thinking about
putting together an event like just to kind of like
a little meet up, and we're gonna encourage some some
single ladies to come on out and to meet people
like dumb Ass Tyler and Menji and if and if
you guys would would like to come, once we get
all the details and everything kind of sorted out, we

(01:08:26):
would like to invite you guys as our personal guest.
We'd bring you in, uh to to be a part
of that event.

Speaker 16 (01:08:32):
Whopper, all.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Right, all right, because I know that Yeah, look, I
know there's a lot of people who would be really
interested to meet to meet both of you. Hank, can
we count you in for that as well?

Speaker 15 (01:08:45):
Or what interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Is that? That's non committal? You say it's interesting? Is
that something that you would be you would be interested
in attending?

Speaker 15 (01:08:55):
Yeah, okay, DJ.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Promoting. All right, Well let's uh, let's let's ask you
guys about some questions. What do you show crossfire getting
these guys depending on different things that are that are
happening out there are different things that you're seeing maybe
in the news. And one of the things that that
we have seen here just over the past week is
the news about the new autism Barbie. The new autism Barbie. Now,

(01:09:24):
I'm all man, So I don't buy junk like that junk. Well,
I don't buy them.

Speaker 16 (01:09:31):
I don't know it's a treasure.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Okay, I don't. I don't buy those either. I don't
collect him. I know the medics went to that Barbie convention. Yeah,
now the interview people about their Barbies. Yeah, but so
what do you think it's a Do you think it's
a good idea? They do all these things for diversity
and inclusivity. Do you think that's important?

Speaker 16 (01:09:48):
All you want? When that that movie Barbie came out,
I thought it was a joke. But it made a
cut trillion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I mean made a lot of money.

Speaker 16 (01:10:00):
Do you think the sale was in theaters for like
four to six months?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Oh? Yeah, it was in theaters for a long time.

Speaker 16 (01:10:08):
But do you think we did eight hundred times better
than I thought it was?

Speaker 12 (01:10:12):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Sure? Did? Yeah? Well no, no, because you're because you're
a straight man. You're all man. You didn't you didn't
watch that. But do you think it's a good idea
to have these like diversity inclusivity type barbies.

Speaker 16 (01:10:26):
That they or do you think I guess if it
sells and makes my tell more money, it was worth
it for my tail.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
True, cynical, but true.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Let me ask Hammerhank the same question. How do you
feel about them releasing these types of these barbies? Do
you think it's a good idea or do you think
it's just kind of pandering and just political correct I
think it's just okay, it's okay, yeah, all right, just okay. Now,
which one of all the maybe to be diverse and inclusive?
Which one do you think they're missing? At this point?
What we need we have a.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
Different syndrome, one a vital lego behind one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Which kind of barbie do you think they're missing?

Speaker 15 (01:11:02):
Hank the Marble Man, Because I cut a baseball programs
and I see pictures of Marboro Man on the back
of the old old school baseball programs.

Speaker 10 (01:11:13):
Okay, so you want to Marlboro Man, Barbie smoking Barbie,
we got a Marborough man could.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Be his girlfriend?

Speaker 20 (01:11:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
What if what if? Okay, this is what he'd be
even more inclusive? What if Barbie is identifying as a
man and is in the Marlborough Man. Get up, you've
hit Peter Horse.

Speaker 15 (01:11:42):
Saying the song Black Coaster, Come take.

Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
Can I go back real quick about the autism Barbie,
because Hank, you do a bunch of autism p s.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
As I thought you would be all about this. You're
saying it's okay, that's that's correct.

Speaker 15 (01:12:01):
Okay, Yeah, I rather continue in a.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Right more so than like autism autism Barbie happy. Let
me ask you the question, uh, which if they were
gonna if they needed another idea, like what what what
do you think they're missing so far with their diversity
and inclusion Barbie project, I don't want nothing to do
with this.

Speaker 16 (01:12:23):
That's for that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Okay, So he doesn't maybe, Yeah, there we go, all right.
The other the other story that we wanted to bring
up that was in the news. I'm sure you saw
now you guys. Have you guys both watched Home Alone? Yeah? Okay,
so you know The Wet bandits Joe Petshi and Daniel
Stern Anuel Stern. Yeah, he did, and he got busted

(01:12:47):
for picking up a prostitute. What are your thoughts on
this whole subject? We we've talked about prostitution, legal not legal?
I mean, what do you think general? What do you think?

Speaker 16 (01:12:58):
I think it's bad, but there's worse stuff in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
And do you think it should be legal? No, but
there's worse. But why why not? Like, why why shouldn't
it be legal? Greg's argument is that it's too consenting adults.
If it's too consenting adults, they both.

Speaker 16 (01:13:17):
Should be legal if they're both eighteen, right of course, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:13:22):
Of course nothing you know, no pimp, nothing bad going
on behind the scenes. They both agree to it. They
set their price. It's a transaction, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
You say it's bad, But what do you think the
punishment should be?

Speaker 22 (01:13:34):
Then?

Speaker 15 (01:13:35):
Fine?

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Just fine, like sixty nine dollars and sixty hank, What
are your thoughts when it comes to prostitution? Is this
something that you think should be legal or illegal?

Speaker 15 (01:13:50):
I agree with taf fake one billion percent.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
One billion percent. All right, Well, he kind of went
back and forth. He said, he said didn't think it
should be legal any then he said, oh, maybe it
should be legal. Uh yeah, are you voting legal or illegally? Illegal? Illegal?

Speaker 15 (01:14:08):
Because they did?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Okay, right, But I'm saying, like, if you, if you
had a choice, uh you know, to make it illegal,
because isn't it? Would this be something that you would
be interested in, Like, let's say it was completely legal,
you couldn't get in trouble. Would you ever would you
ever be open to hiring somebody for that kind of service? Never?
Never really, man, not even for like a like a

(01:14:33):
little hand party or anything like that. Nothing, No, alright,
that'd be money, all right, half big same question for you,
would you ever would you ever be open to, like
if you wouldn't get in trouble it was totally legal,
Like if you watch like the say like the Bunny
Rams or something.

Speaker 16 (01:14:50):
I've done stuff like that. You have no but I
go to like bars and that are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Like that, whether they're at for like what services on
the side. Yeah, this is this is kind of like
a like little massage places kind of thing or a
bar sposa okay kind of spots. That's all right, who cares?
Yeah see, yeah, no big deal. Let's get into something

(01:15:20):
else that I know half Baked has a lot of
opinions on him that would be sports.

Speaker 22 (01:15:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Of course, we're in the postseason here for the NFL.
Now it's down to the divisional round. Now that we
know the teams that are left half baked at this point,
who's going to the Super Bowl? What two teams and
are gonna win the Super Bowl? At Levi Okay, the.

Speaker 16 (01:15:45):
The Hawks and the Lambs are going down all right?

Speaker 9 (01:15:49):
Now?

Speaker 16 (01:15:49):
What about Rams?

Speaker 22 (01:15:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
I got it, that is incorrect. You know, I'm a
hardcore Steeler fan. Yeah, Greg is a hardcore Niners fan.
Uh jinas know the first thing about soball Patriots fan
over there with with Sammy and then Tennessee Titans for
seed beats. We're kind of all over the place. I'm
having visions.

Speaker 16 (01:16:11):
Of a like nineteen ninety nine eighty George, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Eddie, George.

Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
Yeah, And let me ask you, I think, are you
just being a homer for the Niners or is that
your true opinion?

Speaker 16 (01:16:26):
That's my true team?

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
All right? So if they're going to win the Super
Bowl representing the NFC, who do you think for the
AFC will be in the Super Bowl with them?

Speaker 16 (01:16:35):
Probably Denver. I would think.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Danta is solid. That's a solid pick, so Denver. And
then then the Niners in the Super Bowl. That is
half bakes pick. Let's go to Hammer and Hank Cameron, Hank,
look into your crystal ball and tell me who's going
to the Super Bowl, what two teams and which team
will win?

Speaker 15 (01:16:51):
Unfortunately, my Chiefs did even make the playoffs to share,
so I think he's gonna be the Broncos and the
Bears would be Bears winning, all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Right, Broncos and the Bears. What's your favorite? Spores winning baseball?
Clearly just baseball.

Speaker 15 (01:17:06):
Definitely baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Yeah, I mean it's all he talks about, is baseball. Well,
because he does the singing, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, But
I mean he seems to really, you know, all things baseball.
He talks about the programs and yeah, just in this
conversation alone.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
And it's interesting though, Hank, that aren't you a big
as fan.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
And you want to go sing out the Giants game?

Speaker 15 (01:17:26):
I used to them by n anymore because that prick
draw pictures is moving them to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Okay, if he's not a fan of that, I didn't
know that, Hank. I'm pulling for you. I hope you
get to sing the national anthem. We'll obviously keep keep
tabs on everything that's going on there. Enjoy the new laptop.
Make sure everybody checks out the podcast.

Speaker 22 (01:17:44):
What's the name of the podcast again, Hank the Hammer
and Hankshove Ryan Hoppy, which just available every week on Spotify,
are Heart Radio or wherever you get your podcasts, and
you can follow me on Instagram.

Speaker 15 (01:17:58):
At d J.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
All right, hey, hey, let me ask you a question.
I've been I've been meaning to ask you this. I've
noticed on the the advertisements for your podcast that I
see on social media that Ryan Hoppy, your co host,
has like a big blue something over his face. What's
that all about?

Speaker 15 (01:18:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
I didn't know because for at first I even asked
Menace about it. He wasn't He couldn't tell me that
the real answer there, but he didn't know what was
going on. But like I thought you had maybe a
falling out and that was your way of like, you know,
people will cut people's faces out of old pictures. I
thought you. I thought you and Ryan maybe have like
a falling out and you were just kind of, you know,
marking over his face. Right, okay, all right, well, I'm

(01:18:46):
glad we got that and clear it up. Cool, I've
been dying to get that. Good yea and in half baked.
Keep us updated. What kind of part time jobs are
you looking at?

Speaker 19 (01:18:54):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
He said, you want to add to you more money,
spend less money, but make more money maybe add to Uh,
I got a little second job into the mix of
what kind of job you're looking at?

Speaker 16 (01:19:04):
A stalker is not like stalking people stocking.

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
I mean your absolute dream job would be working at
the movie theater. That was your favorite job ever.

Speaker 16 (01:19:17):
Yeah, but I've been fired four times from from this way,
from the wait, from the same movie theater.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
You got fired four times from the same theater from
four different He's got to be out of theaters. Yeah,
you're running out.

Speaker 16 (01:19:33):
And threatening the old fall from the B Street theater
and I'm fanned from T Street and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Ro all right, all the details that's not good? Well, hey,
both of you fellas. We'll keep you updated on how
this like this party let's get together that we're thinking about.
We're thinking hopefully in February. It's point. But as soon
as we get the date and uh all the details
and stuff, we'll reach out to both of you guys,
and and hope to see you there for our little

(01:20:06):
singles like what do you show meat market? Like where
you can meet like m E E T Yeah exactly,
that's kind of like what we're thinking. We'll let you know.
We have all the dates together and look forward to
seeing you guys. Hammered, Hanking, half baked, everybody. Thanks guys,
are you okay?

Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Piece? Thank you, Hank, half bake, Thank you, and we'll
talk to you soon. Buddy, there he is, back to Costco.

Speaker 19 (01:20:31):
Jeez, you had some sort of beef for every Yeah, yeah,
all right, yeah yeah, ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Nothing but a thank et nothing. Sports day with the
g Jeff Garcia, what's going on? Good morning? What do
you show?

Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
After a crappy loss and Sacramento on Monday, the Lakers
had the bounce back of all bounce back games last night,
beating the Hawks one forty one to one sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Kick it all the Way out, TikTok Chick Lucas from
deep in dometown.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Luca had twenty seven and twelve and Lebron James played
in back to back games for the first time this season.
He had thirty one points. Here's King James.

Speaker 18 (01:21:20):
I one of the best responses we had this year
under circumstances the way we've been playing lately, so to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Come out with that type of energy and effort on
both sides of the four was was good. It's good,
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Lakers and Hornet's tomorrow. Clippers host Trey Young and the
Wizards tonight at into a Dome. Got some baseball news.
Dodgers announced Dodger Fest twenty twenty six. It's going down
January thirty first at Dodger Stadium. Tickets are on sale
Friday at ten am. This year, it's gonna be a
seated event with a ninety minute interview segment which includes
players like Otani, Mickey Row, Freddy Freeman, and so much more.

(01:21:51):
And there will also be VIP experiences on sale next
week as well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
So again, Dodger.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Fest January thirty first, Tickets on sale Friday.

Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
HL.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
The Ducks finally won a game.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Don't go ticks it out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
They beat the Stars last night. Tonight we have the
Kings and Golden Knights at Crypto dot Com Arena. NFL
Chargers fired their offensive coordinator and offensive line coach. Well done.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
That is the right move.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Also Mike Tomlin out after nineteen years as a Steelers coach.
Happy day for Woody and lots of Steelers fans. And finally,
this morning, a registration is officially open for the LA
Olympic ticket draw, So if you're looking to go to
the LA Olympics, make sure you register this morning. LA
twenty eight dot org. I'm JEFFG and that's your SoCal sports.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
The Woody Shoe, Woody Shoe Shoe. All right. I don't
know why this stuff, you know, keeps ending up in
my in my feet. It's all this keep your head
up stuff. But I like it. I like it, and
I think it's good for people to hear. So I'm

(01:22:55):
gonna I'm gonna share this one with you. What do
you mean by keep your head up stuff? Well, just
motivational stuff, yeah, kind of.

Speaker 11 (01:23:02):
Well, I know why it's showing up on your feet
because you said you had like in some sort of funk.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
When did you share that? Yeah, I say, like, I
can't put my finger on it. It's like the just
the beginning of the year.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
It's I didn't realize that you said it was a funk.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
It's just like, yeah, just kind of like not like
it's not like it's a pressure. So your phone is
trying to cheer you up. So this is uh, this
is interesting. This was a post on Instagram, So Nicki Glazer, right,
this is kind of following Nikki Glazer and her you know,
uh ascension to where she is right now, right, and

(01:23:42):
this woman she posted saying Nicki Glazer story made me
change the way I think about fame. Or you can
apply to success, you can apply to a bunch of
different stuff, says For years, Nikki wasn't mainstream famous, but
she was already deeply respected in her industry. Comics knew her, bookers,
trusted her, peers, admired her, podcast wanted her. That's industry fame.

(01:24:03):
She wasn't trying to, you know, be more palatable. She
wasn't chasing, you know, you know anything in particular, right,
She wasn't watering herself down. She was doing the reps,
as they say, owning her voice getting better and sharper,
quietly stacking credibility. And then she landed one stage that
changed everything. And can anybody else in this room point too?

(01:24:24):
What that was? The Tom Brady Roast, the Tom Brady Rose.
She didn't get that because you know, she went viral.
She got that because of her reputation. Years of industry
fame had earned her the room. But when she delivered
on that stage, the rest of the world finally caught up,
and overnight she crossed the line into mainstream fame, so
that one aligned stage created the chain reaction, global attention,

(01:24:49):
new audiences, master demand, cultural relevance, and now hosting the
Golden Globes twice, major motion pictures in the works, mainstream recognition.
Not because she changed who you was, but because the
world finally saw her clearly. And that's the real formula.
Industry frame gets you in the room. One powerful stage
or opportunity can change your life, so be ready for it.

(01:25:12):
It's all about kind of like being ready for it
when it comes to people. And this is why I
can't stand you know, uh, you know, people who are
aren't authentic, you know, just you know, be yourself, be
whatever it is. And also the people the pandering. I
can't stand pander because that's the chasing. All you're doing
is just trying to suck up to whoever's going to
listen so that you can kind of it's just like collecting, collecting,

(01:25:33):
but it's not real. There's no substance there. Yeah. And
I'm so easily triggered by you know, the the the
idea of pandery it. So it's nice when you see
and you know, when when I read that, I'm like, yeah, okay,
so here's a person who has been who she is
and just you know, worked it consistent. Yeah, and that's true.

(01:25:54):
Like it's paying your dues. We've talked about that. You know,
getting into this industry was about getting an internship, and
it's really never using the word no. Whatever they need
to do. Go pick up dry cleaning, Go get the
vans clean, go set up this prize wheel somewhere. I
dressed up in a b mascot costume and like, did
you know all sorts of ridiculous things in the middle
of summer heat and winter cold and in for free

(01:26:16):
and for free and happy. You are happy to be there,
and you get the reputation as being a person who's
either a player or down for and they go, hey, well,
way do you have an opportunity? Who should we talk?
Oh you know what, why don't you ask Greg about
that or meant it? And then you get an opportunity.
So being ready when the room is ready.

Speaker 8 (01:26:32):
Every nickel and dimer that I've known in this industry
has never made it far.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Exactly exactly, And then you can't be all that upset
if it doesn't come your way. If you have that
time card kind of mentality, I understand it, and if
that's the path you choose. But this is more to
angry when you don't get off but sorry, I'm off
the clock. But this is more to the point of
just kind.

Speaker 6 (01:26:52):
Of staying true to yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Exactly doing what you think is the right thing. Just
becoming a master of your craft, whatever that is is,
whatever you know. They say, follow your efforts, don't follow
your passion, follow your efforts. It becomes a passion because
you become then really good at whatever that is. And
then when you have the right attitude and you just
keep plugging along at it, there will be an opportunity.

(01:27:14):
You gotta keep your eyes peeled. There will be an
opportunity for you to get that one stage. Yeah, that
then breaks open a whole different level. Yeah, opens a
whole new level. You know what. It hit me the
right way, Greg, Yeah, I was watching it. I just
wanted to share that with everybody. I thought it was
really good. I'll repost it if you want to read

(01:27:35):
it for yourself. I'll just post it on the On
the Woodie Show Instagram story.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
Quote.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Jean Gottlieb was who posted this.

Speaker 6 (01:27:43):
I like the quote. If you're good, you tell people.
If you're great, they tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:48):
I was watching interview with the CEO of Nvidia, which
is like the like one of the biggest companies in
the world right now, and in the interview, he goes,
no task is beneath me. He goes, I've cleaned so
many toilets Morgan toilests than anybody in this room. And
then some of them I can't unsee that they were

(01:28:09):
still gross. But he goes, I've learned that. I you know,
anybody asked me to do a task, I just do it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
There's another quote, you know, collector of quotes I heard recently.
If you absolutely can't tolerate critics, then you don't do
anything new or interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:28:24):
Yeah, that makes sense to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
That's from that ahole Jeff Bezos up and comer and
then uh, we're gonna take our own advice here and
never missed an opportunity to shut up. That's what we're
gonna do it. We're gonna take a break for it to
come back more.

Speaker 13 (01:28:37):
What he shows next thing on, get out, get the
hell out of my house.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
In Jesus name, I pray you get in the day
of the Lord.

Speaker 20 (01:28:52):
Back at it, Greg, We got sea Mass Sammy seven
for forwarding. You can hit us up of the text
over to two two nine eight seven dumb Mass Tyler.
What's the name of the head coach of the Jaguars again?

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
What's his name?

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
That would be Liam Cohen?

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Liam Cohen? All right, so they lost, all right, they
lost this past weekend, the wild card round, and it
was the postgame press conference. I love this woman. Her
name is Lynn Jones, her name I know, and she's
a she's a reporter, and she was in the postgame
press conference and she had this to say to the

(01:29:33):
head coach Liam Cohen of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Speaker 17 (01:29:36):
How are you doing today, Lynn Jones, Jacksonville Free Press News.
I just want to tell you congratulations on your success,
young man. You hold your head up, all right. You
guys have had a most magnificent season. He did a
great job out there today, So you just hold your
head up, Okay, ladies and gentlemen, duval, you don't want
all right, keep it going. We got another season, okay,
appreciate take care of much continued success to you and

(01:29:57):
the entire team.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Thank you, man, and you can to right right, So
what's what's the problem here? There's a he's kept on.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
I think the problem is that's not a you're not
that's not a reporter question. You're not learning anything about
the game. That's that's that's your grandma.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
It's not a question, right, there's no question. There was
major backlash to that. Why in the in from what
sea baskets talking in the in the sports journalist community,
because when you are a reporter and you can correct
me on this, Tyler, he knows more about this than
I do. As far as the you know, there's like
unwritten rules of baseball, you know, you know in this

(01:30:35):
in the sports reporting world, if you are covering the team,
you're not supposed to be an outward fan of the team.
But which which I understand that if you are you know,
doing the national call play by play, but the local
radio calls, they're clearly fans. Or if you are a

(01:30:56):
reporter for whatever the team like you cover, that team. Yeah,
you're not covering everybody, You're covering that team. You're the
beat rudder for that team. Of course, you're a fan,
and that's what fans want to read from a fan perspective.
But like a guy who's got that inside to be
able to go talk to the players and the coaches.
I don't think the general public doesn't seem to have
any problem with Lynn Jones. No, that was I think

(01:31:18):
that was very nice of her. I love her. Wait,
sports reporters aren't super nice, like you can't it's after
the game. They just lost big long season, it ends
in the wild card round. They're bummed out. She can't
take However, the twenty seconds, No, I was total twenty
You can't take twenty seconds without all you a holes
getting crazy on this like, oh they revolt.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Her want of her press pass gone. The reporters are
saying like this is something you don't do. But all
but that was the thing. All these reporters on Twitter
are ripping her, and then all the fans are ripping
the reporters that are ripping her as they should.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Yeah, because the public, you know, I don't care about
the Jaguars. I don't I had to ask dumbass til
of this guy's name or I forgot his name, head
coach of the Jaguars. But when you watch his reaction,
it was a really nice thing that you did. Yeah,
you can tell it totally made his day. But does
that have to does that have to happen during the
press conference? It's twenty seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Well again, it's kind of smart on the Jaguars as
you get a bunch of the grandmas to come in here,
like invite everybody's grandma to come in, and then the confection.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
So this is this thing. People are then going after
it not knowing anything about this woman. So she that's
I'm going about what her behavior is. So she goes on,
she goes on television, they ask her about the back
last year. Again, this is the reporter Lynn Jones. I
don't take no fence to it. Listen.

Speaker 17 (01:32:35):
I've been in this business morning twenty five years. I've
been in viewed from Barack Obama, Terry Bradshaw to what's
my guy name, Tiger Woo, So you can say whatever
you want about fake news. I am a member of
the Black Press n NPA, the National Newspaper Association that's
been around more than one hundred years. I'm the associate

(01:32:55):
editor of the Jacksonville Free Press one in the morning.
Two hundred and thirty African American news papers still printing
in this country today. In Jacksonville, you had the Florida
Star since nineteen fifty five. We've been around since nineteen
eighty six. In Philadelphia, the Tribune. The Philly Tribune has
been printing since eighteen eighty four. Yeah, the Michigan Chronicle
has been printy since nineteen thirty five.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
So support the black press.

Speaker 17 (01:33:18):
So he can call me fake, Oh you want to, honey,
I've been doing this a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
People know me, people know me, so that was's been
That was a bunch of stuff that had nothing to
do with the complaint.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
I'm taking no, she's just saying that nobody brought it
a grandma that somebody like, No, she's a legit reporter.
She's been doing this. That was a grandma. My take
was that the question is the same a long time.
Know the difference.

Speaker 8 (01:33:38):
I don't really care what people say about me, right,
what I feel that it work speaks for itself.

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
She can give someone some That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
It's it's sports who cares. It's not you know, it's
not the nuclear deal.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
But you can't. But here's the thing, like journalism, sport,
whatever you can, you can't be human.

Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
For one, what he said, I can't have like a real, just.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
A nice, genuine human moment without people like getting but
hurt about like come on, no, of course you can't.
People get bud to her. It's not everything. It's not
that serious. Anybody who's upset about, you know, wanting her
credentials pull, they come on, it's not that serious, bro.

Speaker 18 (01:34:17):
And people also write opinion pieces. I mean, even though
you're supposed to be unbiased or whatever, she could still
be going on to write an opinion piece and basically
telling him already what her opinion is.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
And I don't I don't want them to be biased.
The one the people I find that I like the
most in the sports world are the people who just good, bad,
whatever it is, especially the people that are on the
flagship stations of whatever the team is, and they're not
afraid to say, you know what, man, we sucked. What
was that? That was a garbage performance by the defense.

(01:34:47):
I don't know what's going on with the coaching. The
calls were terrible. Like, that's as a fan, that's what
you want to hear. You don't want them just sitting
there towing the line. Well, guys, you know you can't
win them all. We just have to regroup. All that
generic stuff that they always say, I want to hear.
I want to hear the real stuff. Isn't that what
she just gave you was a bunch of generic problem.

Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
No, she wasn't.

Speaker 13 (01:35:07):
She wasn't like sticking up like Cape and for him,
she was having a human connection with the guy, like, hey,
you know, it was a tough season.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
What I was. You know, we're talking about multiple things here,
see basket. Okay. I like what she did and I
like what she said, and that has nothing to do
with like staying neutral on anything necessarily. But the people
who are saying that all the journalists need to stay neutral,
I'm saying I don't like that. As a fan, I
like the Rea. Yeah, and to me, that was that
was you know, that was real talk, a human moment.

(01:35:35):
Nice thing to do. If I know a commentators, No,
it's not one to Sikes, a fan of the team.
Some of the texts. Sure, it wasn't one to Sikes.

Speaker 11 (01:35:45):
If I'm a if I know the commentator is a
fan of the team that I'm a fan of. I
like what you're saying, Woody too, because especially when it
comes to penalties, like, oh, that penalty was merited, because
a lot of people will argue the penalty or that sucks.
You shouldn't have called that. And then when they say,
knowing they're a fan, I think, all.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Right, I guess that it's legit. That is legit, right,
and I shouldn't be angry. Well, shout out to uh
to Lynn Jones, even though SeaBASS hates you. Once you
I'm caping for Lyn Jones, who I hate. Well, feminists,
that's okay, you can hate me. I'm fullding that.

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
And people being upset greg by anything. When I said
that gas will will hit two dollars national average, people
got upset with me, like that would be a bad
thing if it actually did happen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
They were for what reason? They're like, it is not
going to happen.

Speaker 8 (01:36:30):
Keep on dreaming, like, okay, you idiot as much as yeah,
you're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Forty four Wooding, you can send us a text over
to two two nine eight seven no more. Did you
pull those emails?

Speaker 12 (01:36:44):
I sure did.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Okay, So a little follow up to what do you
Show Love Connection? Trying to get a date for dumbass
Tyler and for MENGI. We have some potential suitors.

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
Some of them included photos.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
And Morgan Morgan's been going through them. Yeah, we're trying
to make this been for you fellas.

Speaker 12 (01:37:00):
Yeah, there's some sweet emails. I think you would like that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
All right, that's next on the Woody Show. Hang up
this it's the show, all right, welcome back, and uh,
I'm interested to hear what we have some potential shooters.
What do you show Love Connection? Yes, we're gonna start
with the dumbass Tyler and we have a lot for tiling. Yeah,

(01:37:25):
have you been getting people slided into the d ms?

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
I've had a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Yeah, And like what do they say?

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
Just basically hi, you know, just introduce themselves pretty much,
very very very simple.

Speaker 6 (01:37:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
I mean he uses swag, so yeah, he looks a
pretty easy for it. I mean he wears his chain
on the outside of his shirt. Does it does not
even like he's got to chain on and keep very much.
It's like the people. Have you seen the people? I
noticed this more at events that we go to like
industry events kind of like you get these people really

(01:37:58):
trying to flex, they'll take like, so, okay, so I'm
wearing a hoodie today, and let's just say I really
wanted to show off my watch. Yeah, I would pull
the sleeve up and tuck it. Oh yeah, that way,
you know, but you know that way. There's no way
that it won't. This doesn't happen by accident where it's
tucked in. But you see that a lot. Oh yeah,
it's a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
I never would have noticed.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
That's like, oh boy, watches. But aren't you afraid of
gold diggers?

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
With a couple of bucks?

Speaker 22 (01:38:27):
I have?

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
All right, So what do we have here for dumbass time?

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
So here's then email. We got Tyler.

Speaker 12 (01:38:35):
She said she liked your pitch about honesty and personality.
She is not a psychology major, so that's good. She
has a degree in accounting. She got a master's degree
in engineering, sustainability and health.

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
Sea's going to try and swoop in on this.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
So she's way too smart for you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
You definitely need help and health.

Speaker 11 (01:38:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:38:53):
She has a dog and a cat. She enjoys music, singing,
and puzzles. Okay, here's the thing. Though she and I
appreciate her for this, she included the negative things about
herself in this email. Cool, so these might be deal
breakers for you, dumb ass Tyler. First is the age thing.
She's forty four, okay, uh forty five. In a couple

(01:39:14):
of months she's dated someone younger, but it was not
a good experience for her. So she has a little
ptsdre okay, but she's willing to give it a shot.

Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
But here's the kicker.

Speaker 21 (01:39:23):
Her name's Tina, dumb ass Tina. We called that last
chick he was interested in just because his name is
dumb ass. Tyler called her dumb ass Tina. But no,
this is a real Tina.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
Y's smart ass.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:38):
It's by Tina.

Speaker 12 (01:39:39):
So she said, Tyler might be traumatized by this, but
we can see if it'll work.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
The age is in out of your wheelhouse right now.

Speaker 12 (01:39:47):
And remind me how old are you, Tyler?

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
I am thirty four?

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
Oh fine, also a chicken her forties. Man. I mean,
you know, they have things a little bit more figure out.
They have a bang, they do she knows it, Yeah, exactly.
They're not They're not like timid. They're not still trying
to like put up a front, you know what they want.
They really kind of settled into who they are what
they want. Yeah, it's cool. I'm not saying that is
a bad thing. I'm just I do like her resume.

Speaker 7 (01:40:07):
Yeah, this could be a real dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Tina's good. No pictures, I can reverse it. Did anything
stick out positive or negative about that one?

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Just the fact that you put out the negatives. It's vulnerable.
That's pretty I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
I like that too, because most people, whether it's a
job situation, you are personally, they always said, they say
that you send your representative, like the best version of
yourself is what you're showing that person. You show them
nothing else. And it depends on you know, but most
of the time it takes a little while, at least
a month or so before you really start seeing the
real person because that you know, what are your negatives?

(01:40:42):
I just worked too hard? That's the dumbas. What about
the next one?

Speaker 12 (01:40:48):
All right? This girl says, I'm interested in Tyler. I
work in cybersecurity and I'm blessed to be able to
work from home, So more banging time.

Speaker 23 (01:40:56):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:40:56):
She plays slow pitch softball twice a week, and then
she thoroughly joys karaoke.

Speaker 7 (01:41:01):
Karaoke.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Karaoke karaoke.

Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Well, she spelled it, karaoke.

Speaker 6 (01:41:06):
Maybe she likes to sing in the car.

Speaker 12 (01:41:08):
Okay, But here's the kicker, Tyler. She's divorced and she's
been single for three years. But she has three kids,
two twins and then another one whoa wins.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
It's funny, you know how you you'll be saying, oh,
judge this book we have, you know, tell me about
this person. We bring a random picture of one of
us out on the streets and say, hey, tell me
about this person. Like if I was just showing a
picture of Tyler, he looks like a guy who doesn't
have any kids of his own, but he's a stepdad. Yeah,
doesn't you do if I said the AI, like, generate
a photo of a guy who's a stepdad.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Tyl Tyler, she's pretty cute.

Speaker 13 (01:41:44):
She is cute, long mermaid, blonde hair, bright smile, nice teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:41:50):
Okay, so yeah, really pretty.

Speaker 8 (01:41:52):
I mean amongst all of our friends, we always say
that he is the stepdad, like he exclusively dates women
with kids. I mean, I have, I mean that's the
that's then and how did that go, not that it's true,
but it's the on running joke.

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
They've gone some have gone good, some have gone bad.
They're just it doesn't really make that much of a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
No, not with them, Not with them in particular. I'm saying,
like when dealing with the kids, like that aspect of it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
Okay, so that's different, terrible stepped up.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
Taking places.

Speaker 8 (01:42:24):
Well, it's up to the mother for the mother to
introduce the kids or did you just say straight up.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
To you now that never had the mom introduce the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Around for a while for that all right? Yeah, Boord says,
you're just in the moms.

Speaker 14 (01:42:36):
Yeah, I know Tyler dated a few moms when he
was in his Houston days. But also there's a trend
on his instagram if you notice the people that Tyler
falls back. He does follow a lot of single moms
who are probably moms on their bios.

Speaker 12 (01:42:47):
And why did you say you're into the single moms?

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Uh, it was a low self esteem thing.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
On which side you're on their sign, on their sign
that you do shooting.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
Okay, I didn't go that far.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Went that far.

Speaker 8 (01:43:05):
You also blamed being in Houston though you said that
everybody had kids at like all right fifteen, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
All right, we're trying to get him someone.

Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
Let's go then.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Another strong Yeah that was that was fine.

Speaker 7 (01:43:17):
Okay, how about this woman I'm interested in, Tyler?

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Yeah, no, duh.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
Let's see, I believe I could be a match.

Speaker 12 (01:43:23):
I don't live in the same state though, So that
was your one requirement, right, some.

Speaker 7 (01:43:29):
Stuff about me.

Speaker 12 (01:43:30):
She's an army veteran, Okay, tough girl, never married, no children,
she's thirty two, she has her master's degree, and she
works in healthcare.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Okay, okay, well again we're just talking about like maybe
a date. See see where that goes.

Speaker 12 (01:43:42):
Yeah, so would you go f and pick her up
with you and bring her out here?

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
So that one I'm probably going to pass on. I've
done a long distance cross state relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Not great, but not even for not even just for
a date, huh for a date?

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Okay, I would do it for maybe one date.

Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:59):
Yeah, but then you you don't want to go all
in on somebody you got to get on.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
That's trick. Yeah, just hit and quit it, you know,
hands Yeah not Tyler.

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
He's a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Yeah, hearing give me, give me one more for for.

Speaker 7 (01:44:14):
Tyler one more.

Speaker 12 (01:44:15):
So this person, uh, very nice lady had her friend
reach out for her. Oh so this isn't even her
reaching out but my colleen. Uh you can tell they
put this in AI the way.

Speaker 7 (01:44:26):
It's type. So I'll just say that.

Speaker 12 (01:44:27):
But she's fun, outgoing and genuine. She fits in anywhere.
She's a true team player, a real friend, great with kids,
blah blah blah, easygoing, love sports, always down to go
to a game. She likes drinking. And then yeah, email
her back.

Speaker 6 (01:44:40):
Yeah, yeah, I was very not just the fact she's cute,
she looks fun.

Speaker 12 (01:44:47):
She's drinking in her pictures, so that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:44:49):
She has a beer up to her man that she
goes to sporting events.

Speaker 12 (01:44:56):
I will say, I have one more. But she said
she's interested in both men, and I will say that one.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
For yeah tower, all right, so we like we like
dumb ass Tina. We like dumbass Tina. Yeah, all right,
that one. That one's good. And also I would say
the the mom in cybersecurity, right, divorced but single for
three years? All right? Yeah? And uh all right, so

(01:45:22):
like that one and then this this last one, who
I guess the it's the friend try to find something
for a friend.

Speaker 7 (01:45:29):
Garbage high school.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
Yeah, we'll take my friend likes you. We'll take that
one out.

Speaker 12 (01:45:35):
Aren't we friends trying to get.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Yes, but it's not the person that reached out and
you know, like we don't even know if she's really
truly interesting, but we know these people are interested. That's
you know, very low effort. All right, so we'll uh
we'll put those aside. Of those two, which which one
seemed the most interesting the first or second one? Dumb
ass Tina or the mom but you know love moms like,
but it's pretty close.

Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
All well, yeah, we're not done with this. I mean
we are. We are still like, uh accepting emails and
you can sign into dumbass Tyler's DMS. Ladies. We're talking
about like maybe one date, just one date. Yeah, you know,
we'll we'll have you go out and see how it
goes at what's your what's your Instagram?

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
You can find me at heavy T Underscore on air.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
At Heavy T Underscore on Air, which menace hates any
kind of any kind of like, uh, well an underscore.
You used to not have the underscore, but you change it?

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Why I changed it? Because I sent in a tweet
to a national sports radio show and the guy read
it as heavy Ton air. Yeah, I don't like how
that sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
All means make it harder for people to find. Yeah,
so heavy t underscore on air on Instagram, you could
slide into dumbass Tyler's DMS and then we'll see what
we have for MENNGI. We're trying to find him a
date as well. Unlucky lady, Yeah, what do you show?
Love Connection? Eight seven seven? Send your emails, ladies, if
you're interested in maybe just gone on a date. Got

(01:47:00):
to lose nothing, nothing, nothing at all?

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
Good story.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Hit us up with an email email at the Woodieshow
dot com. It's email at the Woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 8 (01:47:09):
Scientists have officially gone back in time one millionth of
a second. And if you want an idea on how
long that is that amount of time anybody in this company.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
Listens to this show. That's good show, all right, So
Woodie Show Love Connection. We heard Morgan with her emails.
Cheese grabbed up the Woodieshow email email at the Woodieshow
dot com. When we we had the little Profiles post,
we see a lot of the comments that are on
on the Instagram post. The Instagram post is still is

(01:47:40):
still up at the Woodi Show if you want to
see that. And uh, you actually had you had somebody
slide into your DMS? O fucked? Yeah, Menji Menji is
also out there, and we heard about what he's looking for. Uh,
he is into all different kinds of things. He's got
varied interests. Oh yes, so many interests. Yeah, I mean

(01:48:01):
he's and you seem pretty you seem pretty reasonable with
with your lists of you know, du not dues and don'ts,
but you know, acceptable and accept deal breakers. Yeah. The
person that reached out in the d MS, what do
they say?

Speaker 8 (01:48:14):
Uh, you know what, what's the Literally, I just think
it was just a Woody Show fan just saying, hey,
it's awesome to meet the new person.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
I thought he told us. I thought he told us
that some chicks slid into the d M. Yeah, or
is he I thought.

Speaker 6 (01:48:35):
And greet?

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Yeah, No, it was it was literally just just a
Woody Show fans.

Speaker 7 (01:48:40):
Hello, maybe that's her way?

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
Yeah, sorry, what was that different? Computer? No, Like when
we were talking the other day in your studio over
there and he had mentioned he goes that he had
some chick slide into his d M. That is factual.

Speaker 14 (01:48:55):
He did say he had some people sliding into his
d M, and now.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
It's a story. I intentionally, I intentionally didn't dig any
deeper because I knew we're going to do a follow up.

Speaker 14 (01:49:02):
Well, I think maybe what what Menji is trying not
to say is that it's of another gender that he's
not interested in. He didn't have a lot of people
siding into his d M. Dudes, he had a lot
of dudes sliding into his dmy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
Does he have a gay vibe? Greg, No, there's a
lot of common I'm just I'm asking maybe slightly Yeah,
in what way?

Speaker 11 (01:49:27):
He's very and I don't This is not a negative
by any stretch of the imagination. He has a very
gentle vibe. Yeah, like very calm, very gentle, which makes
it slightly delicate way if it's.

Speaker 8 (01:49:45):
Like, oh, you have to be a macho man, you're
rough and tough and all that, that's probably not going
to be me being all like rough and tough.

Speaker 11 (01:49:52):
Yeah, you're soft spoken, you're gentle, you're yeah, I mean
you don't look like a purse dog, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
Definitely not definitely right that, but he could if he
didn't open his mouth and he just sat there and
he didn't hear anything. You just kind of saw this
guy from across the room, like you wouldn't be like, oh,
that dude's gay. No, how about this though, he could
look like an entry level bear where he's just working

(01:50:19):
on it. Yeah, true, also true. Yeah, if you now, ladies,
you're listening and you want to see you know, the
profiles we haven't posted on Instagram at the Woody Show. Uh,
what's what? What is this? I'll pit him to the
top right now. So yeah, war has been going for
the emails too, Which, ladies, if you're interested in going
on a date with either dumbass Tyler or Menji, hit
us up email at the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 7 (01:50:39):
Okay, Benji, you're a simple guy, So how about this one?

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
I'm going to read you the full email.

Speaker 6 (01:50:45):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:50:45):
It says Hi, I'd go on a date with Menji. Natalie, Dude, it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
Sounds like your speed.

Speaker 7 (01:50:53):
I mean, she could be perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
That's a perfect day for sea bath to very few.
Not a lot of talking, that's true.

Speaker 12 (01:51:02):
Added to the pile of potential suitors. No picture anything,
no picture nothing. Menji's kind of a man. A few words.

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
Yeah, how does that work? I'm not a Facebook guy.
Can you put her email in there and it'll come
We'll come up. Give me if that's the one attached
to her. Yeah, okay, probably it's a Gmail. I'm guessing
a Google search of the email or linked in menace.
That's another one of your favorite reconnaissance ye moves.

Speaker 7 (01:51:26):
So yeah, look her.

Speaker 12 (01:51:27):
Up and then sorry, Benji. The only other one I
have for you is a girl that wants Tyler and Minji.
So the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
But let's just say Tyler's you know, not available because
he's on another date.

Speaker 12 (01:51:40):
So I'm gonna I love this girl. I'm going to
pass around picture I printed you.

Speaker 6 (01:51:43):
All whoa Yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 12 (01:51:47):
Okay, So she said she would be down to date
both Menji and Dumbaster. She's five eight, she's thirty five
years old.

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
Party. I can see she works on TV shows.

Speaker 7 (01:51:57):
And movies in the staff department.

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Oh yeah, she looks at a party. Interesting you you're
a filmmaker.

Speaker 7 (01:52:03):
Is a film guy.

Speaker 12 (01:52:05):
She's been single for over three years, but she's very
clear to change.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
Its fun.

Speaker 7 (01:52:09):
It's because of her schedule.

Speaker 9 (01:52:12):
She does.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
Look she does shirt that was a little cleeve.

Speaker 6 (01:52:17):
You know what this chick.

Speaker 8 (01:52:18):
I mean, from what she said and what she does
for a living, I think she could even if it
doesn't work out with her, she could probably introduce you
to somebody that you would be interested in. Well, she
seems like a fun hang what what she seems like
a snapchat filter?

Speaker 6 (01:52:35):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
What do you mean?

Speaker 8 (01:52:37):
I mean, to be honest, I'm getting like that that
you know that that filter that was like the puppy dog, the.

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
Tongue that just like her photo. She's trying to be fun. Yeah,
that's just the angle showing she's.

Speaker 6 (01:52:55):
Fun, showing her big eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
All right.

Speaker 12 (01:52:59):
She says she's down to be a hermit and play
video games and binge TV shows at home. So hello Menzi,
and then she ended it with love you guys, parentheses
even sea bass No.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
Just based on that. If I had to say, all right,
if I'm gonna play matchmaker, just based on what she said,
I would have I would have matched her more with
Menji than with dumbass Tyler, wouldn't you? Yeah, because she
could be reclusive again, I think you look more like
kind of quiet and more not quiet. That's the wrong way,
like lo key the job.

Speaker 12 (01:53:30):
Like you're a film guy, you would love to date
someone in that scene.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
Right, Yeah, you pitched that you were looking for somebody
with similar Internet. You guys can play casting couch. I've
seen those, Okay, I've heard about them. You know.

Speaker 22 (01:53:43):
Them.

Speaker 8 (01:53:45):
I'm gonna have to tap out of Love Connection because
I have an update here and I'm gonna have to
have Vaughn come in and take my place here. What
I don't think this is how the segment was supposed
to turn out. But Love Connection has actually brought me
back to my ax.

Speaker 24 (01:54:01):
What wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
wait a minute, Yes, so hold on, was this already
in the works before Love Connection or like you said,
love Connection brought you back?

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
How give me the time? The timeline super important on this, Benji,
Please be honest.

Speaker 8 (01:54:23):
Uh so we were, we talked on and off, but this,
this whole segment has really kind of brought us to
like this.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
Who initiated that? Uh? That was? That would be?

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (01:54:37):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:54:38):
So because of the the Love Connection segment you said
to her and initiated more of a conversation about going
it wasn't. Please be honest, Yes, it wasn't her saying
knowing about the knowing about the segment, and all of
a sudden she was showing now like she's jealous, more
interest in rekindling.

Speaker 12 (01:54:59):
No, no, no at all, you're lying more than Tyler.

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
Now, yeah, I know. Do you reach out to her?

Speaker 8 (01:55:10):
And why it was all last week? It was all
that after this the segment things. Uh, you guys put
it in my head about the whole the marriage thing
and this other I don't know, it's now you're craving marriage,
you know?

Speaker 11 (01:55:25):
Maybe was it the thought of going on a first
day you're starting over, just getting to know somebody, And
that sounded like what a chore.

Speaker 6 (01:55:33):
That's what I'll just.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Go back to where I'm comfortable, you know. No, Now
I just I greg if I can be gay here
for a little bit, please get honestly, like second.

Speaker 8 (01:55:44):
Night, I share a lot of love still for her
and the and and the little girl that she has
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
Is that loneliness speaking? It is not loneliness, okay, Because
we talked about like when people go to weddings, all
all of a sudden they start getting overcome with you
the feelings of you know, romance and wanting that kind
of thing in their life. So as we're talking about
this stuff, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:56:10):
Boy, okay, But when you guys broke up, who broke
up with? Who it was?

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
It was just okay.

Speaker 8 (01:56:16):
So it was just a really kind of a messy situation.
That's where it was just a mutual this isn't working.
We cannot be together right now. The time of part
that we've had it feels so much different. I've seen
that she's actually done a lot of positive changes. She

(01:56:37):
is inspiring me to want to be a better person.

Speaker 12 (01:56:41):
Don't cry.

Speaker 6 (01:56:41):
Don't cry.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
God damn it, this is not where I thought the text.

Speaker 13 (01:56:48):
Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower
and putting on dirty underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
I'm not gonna be that brutal.

Speaker 8 (01:56:56):
But if he's, if he honestly is going to talk
out whatever issues that they are in the past and
like take take your time with it, I will support it.
But if he's just like rushing back into it because
of this thing, no, I definitely it's exactly what you said, menace.
I really want this to work out.

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
I really and so this is legitimately what you want.
This is not a moment. I'm making sure you're not
being a man in a moment of weakness exactly. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:57:27):
I appreciate it for looking out, but it is what
I do want. I really want to give this another.

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
Because I'll be kind of sound like a pussy right now,
you know it America, and then I'm a pussy?

Speaker 12 (01:57:40):
Are you guys especially like boyfriend and girlfriend now, are
you quote unquote working things out?

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
She is my girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:57:49):
So mad, you know as having fun.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
Going through.

Speaker 2 (01:57:55):
Well, we're still working on Tyler to and we can
help Vaughan.

Speaker 6 (01:57:59):
Yeah, Well, thank you for your honesty.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
If anybody has any advice from Menjie on how to
go back with an X and how it worked out
for you, you can always hit us up email at
the witnesshow dot com. Morgan, you can go through those
emails and you know what you can you can send
those some some of them his the ones that would
be constructive, right.

Speaker 8 (01:58:20):
Yeah, guarantee you there will be some good stories. I
mean it's not I mean, yeah, I know we're just
going out there that it's going to be disaster, but
there's we're making a lot of jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:58:31):
If this is what you want and you're happy, like,
of course, I'm happy for you and I and I
and I support I do make a lot of jokes.
You know, uh, man, you're you're, you're, you're on you know,
it's it's some dangerous water. You're in that time of part.
The time of part was how long give or take? Uh,
it was what was May so there's not a full year?

Speaker 23 (01:58:57):
Yeah, okay fast, or she's from that's not nice, or
he can go through this and then figure out, you
know what, I want to live my true self?

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
Yeah, and then we go. Because the thing that people
fall into is when you are apart, you get out
of like whatever that was when you pulled the rip
chord and the log. You get away from that. You
start forgetting very quickly all the stuff that got you
that point, and you can only remember the good stuff,
and so it makes you more weak to the idea
of totally yeah and litting it back in that situation.

(01:59:30):
I was very cautious of that mindset, right, yeah, that
that train of thought did not you know, was not there.
But you guys were living together before, right that. Yes,
I would say, like, want you guys just not live together,
be back together, but not live together, and try that
out first before you go through the whole thing of
exactly what man said, you know, take it slow. I

(01:59:52):
really want this to work.

Speaker 12 (01:59:54):
Care about.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Right now? All right? The very least we could have
turned this into like, you know, maybe bringing a second
chicken to the mix, you know what I mean? You
could have like proposed that to or see how Yeah
not with Tyler. All right, more Woody Show's next hang
Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show. And that's it for Wednesday.

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Speaker 22 (02:00:26):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
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Speaker 11 (02:01:03):
Please, Yeah, drink lots of water, get lots of sleep,
and don't text your ex.

Speaker 10 (02:01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01:10):
You may think it's a good idea, especially the later
in the day it gets you know when you know,
when you're sick, like, you feel fine during the day,
you feel like you can, like you know, go back
to doing normal life. And then at night it's when
it gets really bad. Yeah, everything gets bad at night.

Speaker 6 (02:01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01:25):
Yeah, that's what. Yeah, that's when you start thinking like
bad ideas are good ideas hurt exactly. All right, Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, got it. Thank you so
much for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know, love it, Appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suck it. Catch back
here on Thursday. Have a great day. S M D
double M. Quit this bitch.