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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question is.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. It is a free Friday. It's Thursday.
It's January fifteenth. This is the first payday of the year.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
You guys. Yeah, finally all morning. I've been thinking about fifteenth.
Why is that the Do I have something going on today?
Just it just hit me right now. It's the first
payday of the year.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I haven't looked yet, but I'm very excited because I'm
no longer on our company insurance, so lucky fight bonus there.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
God, Okay, what do they say you have to work
until when before you break even on how much you
pay in tax I believe it feels.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
However, I think April something.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
I no, no, no, no, no, no, that's because that's on
Uh we were talking about like you hit a certain
point where you don't pay into something as I think
it's so Security, Like you hit the cap on SO Security,
but you still pay like federal and state taxes. It's
where you've you've earned enough where like that is how

(01:48):
much you're gonna end up your your liability and there's
a break even. And I think you're right. I think
it's like April or May. Yeah, you're called tax Freedom Day.
Tax Freedom Day around April. It varies every year, obviously
in the middle of April. By the way, back in
nineteen hundred, it was January twenty two. Wow, all right, weird?

Speaker 8 (02:09):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
My name is whatddy? That is Greg Gory. We got menace.
At least they're spending it while so I'm cool. That's right,
none of it. Gina grad is here. I like the
idea of that people if people paid more taxes that
things will be better. I know they would just waste
more of the monthy well, I tried. That's a lot
of people's mindset. We got Sea Bass. Sammy is here.
Morgan's our associate producer. We got Von our video producer.

(02:31):
I see dumbass Tyler here, We've got bored, We've got Menji.
You are here. Thank you for doing that, and be
part of whatever you like, topic contest, whatever it might be.
Eight seven seven forty four. What he is? The phone
number you can send us a text over to nine
eight seven colt up on the show today, we have
the weekend audio. Oh and it's it's Healthy Weight Day, okay,

(02:53):
now specifically Women's Healthy Weight Day, but like healthy Weight
Day in general. And I just figured because you know,
a lot of us are doing different things, you know, medicine.
I are doing the weight loss thing, and other people
are doing more of the diet and exercise thing. Some
people in this room are complaining of they're gaining weight.
But yeah, healthy Weight Day and a round of fat Chick,

(03:14):
Skinny Chick. We figured that there'll be appropriate for today.
It is, so that's coming up news headlines, we get
some entertainment stuff, birthdays, porno Birthday, all on the way
for you today here on the WOODI Show. On the
on the money thing, I thought this was interesting because
you know, everybody likes to feel like everybody's got it
better than they do. Yeah, right, when it comes to
like you know, money finances, things things like that. This

(03:36):
was now this is for world population, not just this country,
world population, and how many are in each one of
these categories. So it goes billionaires CENTI billionaires. So over
you know you have to have over ten is it
ten millions? Right? Ten? Yeah? No, it's over. It's over

(03:57):
ten million, dollars right, No, no centi century, So one
hundred deca millionaires ten that's ten okay, multimillionaires, so just
ten millionaires. Six figure middle class sub ten thousand okay
So world population okay, uh sub ten thousand, two point

(04:19):
two billion plus wow, okay, middle class one point eight
billion plus six figures. So worldwide number of people making
six figures or more one point two billion. There are
worldwide fifty eight million millionaires worldwide. Wow, fifty eight million,

(04:42):
fifty eight million. There are twenty two point eight million
multimillionaires world wide. Deca millionaires, there's only two point three
million of those. There are only twenty nine thousand, three
hundred and fifty cent to millionaires. And there's two thousand,
seven hundred and eighty one billionaires worldwide.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
So where you're like, dude, everybody's got a million boats.
Everybody's got like dude, No they don't, just a couple
of thousand. You know, there is some incredible wealth. I
saw something where there was Bill Gates was on some
talk show. Oh he was with Stephen Colbert, and Stephen
Colbert was saying, well, even if you gave away ninety
nine percent of your of your wealth, you say, and

(05:24):
he had the number wrong, and Bill Gates coructed me
because no, no, if I lost ninety nine percent, because I
think the number you look, I would still have one
point three billion dollars billion if he gave away ninety
nine percent. So for every Bill Gates there are there
are billions of people in the middle class or the
sixth figure or the even the sub ten thousand, right,
that's where the majority is in that six figure middle

(05:45):
class or sub ten thousand. Yeah, so when you think
it's everybody else, it's not everybody. It's not everybody. It's
actually I was surprised that the numbers even that low
for worldwide.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, American is very different than other parts of the world.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, there was a there was something that I think
I sent it to Greg and Gina, but it was like,
you know, what are the chances of you even being
born in North America? Right, that's man pretty low.

Speaker 9 (06:17):
Oh, we got so lucky being born into the situations
were born.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Into three point oh four percent chance that you'll be
born in North America.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
That's it. Wow, Wow, that's it.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
And then yeah, thirty four percent chance you'll be born
in Africa seven percent in South America, zero point five
to two percent chance will be born in Australia, and
then what is it, forty nine percent chance will be
born in Asia and four point eight percent Europe.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay, so it look crazy, right, Yeah when you think
about it that way.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Absolutely all right, and kids with no perspective and adults.
But I tell my kids this all the time. I'm like,
you don't know how lucky you are healthy and born
in this time and this place. Like I try to
remind people that all the time.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
I tell my kids all the time. They don't want
to hear it, of course not they don't. They won't
know it until much later now when they actually have
to be responsible for their own life, their own finances,
all that kind of stuff. Man, that's Oh, it's gonna
hit them so hard. I can't wait. I can't wait.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Like they're pissed. They have to do a book reporter.

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Speaker 2 (08:01):
In the woody show.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
The birthdays in your corner. Birthday coming up in just
a moment. Phones open eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us your text over to two two nine
eight seven. I will tell you Greg, I know this
is something you're gonna be interested in. But the house
from the Fresh Prince of bel Air is hitting the market.
Oh damn, do we have a price?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
We do?

Speaker 10 (08:28):
Now?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Let me describe this. According to TMZ, it's a ten
thousand square foot colonial state, six bedrooms, seven and a
half bathrooms. It sits on thirty eight five hundred and
ten square foot corner lot. It was built in nineteen
thirty seven. And by the way, it's not in bel Air,

(08:52):
it's in Brentwood, which is two blocks from oj Simpson's
infamous Rockingham estate. And it can be you'll for just
under uh eight point eight million, eight point eight million.
Any other guest is around.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
The room ten point two million, twelve twelvelve twelve.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Now keep in mind it's been known by the same
people since before the show was even a show, So
they've owned this thing since the eighties. So they're they're
going to get a big return list because it is
being listed. By the way, for the guys the million
dollar listing Los Angeles guys Josh Altman and Matt Altman.

(09:35):
Those guys you watch those shows.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
The other brothers. Josh Altman just quit the show.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Along with their business partner Sasha Robin. Robin. Yeah, anyway,
it is being listed. It could be yours for just
under thirty million dollars. No way. Now, I did see
some photos colonial, so I'm out. I mean, the house
looks exactly like it. They have not changed the outside.
It looks it's a very recognizable deal whatever it exactly

(10:03):
right now. They did do something with I think one
of the anniversaries of the of the Fresh Prince of
bel Air where they allowed fans to stay in the
house or like for like a night or a weekend
or something like that, and they were like showing episodes
out by the pool on a big like screen and
they had all that. It seemed pretty cool. And I
saw some pictures of the inside. They've certainly updated it
so it looks it looks really cool. I mean, it's

(10:24):
a very it's a it should be for thirty million
dollars perfect. Yeah, it's not like they haven't touched it
since the eighties. It doesn't look like the you know
house in the show obviously, but yeah, just under thirty
million dollars. But yeah, get your pennies together, right, see
what you can hold together? There are a hundred friends
going on it together. Yeah. I don't know. I think

(10:46):
it would be cool to own like a really well
known house like that, but I think it would also
I could see where it would be annoying, cool and annoying,
Like the woman in Albuquerque who Walter Weiss rag. Yeah, yeah,
the ruined the house that fence. But if people are
showing up and they're throwing pizzas on your roof, imagine
how annoying that would be. Mega annoying. Yeah, and and

(11:08):
that whole thing bothers me because that pizza episode was
one little off. It was barely a huge thing of
the show, and that became the house thing. Is the
pizza thing free piece every day? Oh my b yeah
off the roof minutes? What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Well I saw this coming a mile away. But people
are talking about it the Amy po polmer Win at
polmer polar Win at the Golden Globes for her podcast.
Good hang, because they're like, well, she wasn't a true podcaster.
It's just you know this, all these actors giving other

(11:48):
actors awards and it's a good podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Isn't Joe Rogue he was an actor comedian? Yeah he was.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
He was not nominated of no podcasting. Yeah, I'm saying,
but like all the biggest podcasters, right, I mean, same.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Thing, yeah regardless, yeah, same thing.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
They Yeah, they're just saying like, hey, don't you know,
don't give award to other actors, give them to like
true podcasters. If this is gonna be your new category,
so give them to Nobody's not Nobody's. But they're saying
by the numbers, Look, Tyler Daddy, Yeah, by the numbers.
Like there's other podcasts that weren't even nominated that do

(12:25):
have bigger numbers.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Okay, but is it Is it about the numbers or
is it about like a lot of the movies that win,
you know, they weren't the box office blockbusters.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
It's just definitely people voting for their friends.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, I'm not arguing that at all. Is it a
good podcast? I've not heard of a podcasts.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
I do really enjoy it. The only part I don't
enjoy is actually the intro. It's very MPR like the
first like five minutes, and then after that it's great.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Am I misremembering this because that that happens. You had
said something in your predictions right about how she was
gonna end up having.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
No I said that off the air because I was
gonna say that she was going to have the top
podcast in America. But then when I looked up the numbers,
she's already in the top five in America for podcasts.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Okay, so it's got to be good. Yeah, because that's
just guess she is famous, but she's not the most famous.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Person, but her clips of her podcast are wildly popular
on social media. So I was like, oh, this is
gonna blow up. Oh it's fine, never mind, it is
already huge.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah. So Gina grad was Adam Carolla's co host on
his podcast for a number of years. So I know
that you've heard this. Let's let's test your knowledge of
what Adam has said before. But because he's asked a
lot about, like, you know, how to have a successful
podcast where you could make some money at him? And
there are three There are three ways. There are three ways,
three rules to having a successful podcast that makes money.

(13:48):
Anybody can have a podcast. You might even have a
little success for it, but to make where you can
like quit your job kind of money and just do
this for a living.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Number one is be famous.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Be famous, all right, So you can see where that
be helpful, right, Like you want to be famous so
you have a built in number of people who are
checking out your podcast, all right, That that makes a
lot of sense. Rule number two.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Is be famous, be.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Famous, that's right. Rule number two is be famous.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Third, I think is the most important.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Because it really kind of ties the whole thing together.
And really makes it crystal clear your path to success
and financial wealth with podcasting.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
That is be famous, be famous, And that was ten
years ago. That is no longer true. That is not
true at all. It does help, but it's not the
key to success in podcasting anymore. When you were in
a room of non famous people, of course you're a
famous person getting on a platform, you will be big.
But now you're in a room of famous people, and

(14:43):
there's a ton of podcasts that absolutely failed.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
But there's what, let's let's say, two million active podcasts
right now. If you're famous, yeah you have ed, you
will go to the front of the line.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
I'm talking and I'm talking more about because like who
wants to do this stuff for free?

Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Right, Like you want to do it where you know,
you don't go to return. Yeah, that's just a hobby,
right Yeah. I mean for some people it could be
because you're just like talking about the subject matter. And
that's fine, And that's more than casuals. I'm talking about
the people who go in I'm going to be a podcaster,
They're going to make it there to get any kind
of like you know, decent money takes a pretty decent

(15:20):
amount of engagement, right, yeah, exactly. So the number of podcasts,
and I remember I don't have the stats off the
top of my head, but the number the number that
actually pull in any kind of money where yes, you
could even uh you know, take care of yourself and
you have that be your job is like this much.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
And that's the thing. If you're going with it's a pub. Yeah,
if you're going with a media company or whatever, you
will be their flagship podcast. If you're famous, they don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Who you are. It happens. But people win the lottery,
people make it to the NFL. It does happen. It's
just it's not common. It's not people think. I think
that a lot of people who get into it thing
like oh no, I'm just going to do this easy.
Yeah yeah, and they have no idea.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Well, with all that said, I would have liked to
see somebody that's just like straight from the podcast world
win that award.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
That would have been pretty cool. Yeah, you're telling people
with the Grammy's like, I would like to see a
music artist who has never had any radio play. Nothing
wrong with that, all right, Greg Gory, what you got?

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Well, speaking of the Grammys and award shows, in general,
you guys have a visceral reaction to him. I don't
have a big take on him because I don't watch him.
But this is going to be the last year that
Trevor Noah hosts the Grammys. They're parting ways.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
It's not a visceral reaction. I just don't forget it.
Along his lines.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
When I listen to comedy in the car and he
comes on, I dive for the dial. I've never heard
him say anything funny.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
It's so funny, like he wrote a book called Born
a Crime, And when he has like serious conversations, you're like, oh,
he's a sort of interesting, smart guy. But yeah, comedy,
I don't get it. I'm not getting it as a comedian.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I don't even dislike him. I just don't.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I just don't understand it. Yeah, I don't understand what
the what the draw is.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
Yeah, he drove.

Speaker 11 (17:04):
He checked a lot of boxes for people who want
to be like the NPR crowded like, oh he's international, that's.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Kind of what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Cute n PR, right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
The Grammarys say that he was spectacular as a host.
But not only are they partying ways of Trevor Noah,
But and I don't know how this will affect anything.
It's gonna be CBS's last year of even having the
Grammy's just going over to ABC. I don't change anything. Yeah,
but you're kind off board with the Grammys anyway.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, I'm off board with all the war shows. Really. Yeah? Uh,
Gina grad what you got?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Well?

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Zoe Saldana, you know she's she's pretty famous. I don't
know if she's this famous, but apparently she is. She's
become the highest grossing actor of all time. Who yeah,
all explain why her massive success from Avatar, from Avengers, Endgame,

(17:55):
Infinity War, Guardians of the Galaxy, Star Trek, These these
jug or not franchises have earned at the box office
more than fifteen billion dollars for the movies.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Okay, so not her, like she's not the highest page.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
It's funny.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I looked at like actress.

Speaker 12 (18:12):
I looked at like nice six seven eight articles serving
sorry about that, every article about this, and nobody would
confirm her net worth, So of course I did a
little digging.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
The gossip is that it's about sixty million, which ain't
nothing to see that, but there's plenty. But as far
as the box office.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
What does she get on average each movie? Like no one,
There's no way she's the.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
Highest, which means she's getting screwed.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Nobody's saying I'm going to that movie for Zoe.

Speaker 13 (18:42):
Most of these movies too, are Disney, so they're all
wrapped up.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
It could be in sort of package deal. Yeah, she's
definitely getting screwed if she's not the highest fight actor
after fifteen billion at the box office.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
And also again, if it's the franchise it's carrying that
success is not She's not the reason for it, but
she's one.

Speaker 7 (18:59):
Of the ours of every one of them.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Right. That title used to belong to Samuel Jackson.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Yeah, Samuel Jackson. Then Scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 13 (19:07):
All right, Yeah, she was almost recent because she has
so many franchise ones too, Scarlette Johansson.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
Whatever happened to the good old days when the only
franchises were Rocky and Rambo?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
But are happened to the good old days when people
are famous doing famous people stuff?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Right?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Exactly? You know what I mean? Like had some kind
of talent behind their fame, not just you know again,
we're going to target today, guys, We're can buy everything
this purple Like that's pretty game. Watch me check it out.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, all right, time for your birthdays and your part
of birthday.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Showy it's shiverday.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
We won't sit because it's say and you know, we
don't do what.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Birthday and starry with celebrities. Happy birthday to Drew Brees,
former Saints quarterback. He's got forty seven years old today.
Uh the musician Pitt Bull is forty five. Actress of
Regina King, who was in the twenty Fourerry Maguire A
bunch of different stuff, fifty five years old today. Mario
Van Peebles, Now, yeah, I haven't watched this movie in forever.

(20:08):
I wonder if it because I loved it as a kid.
Uh well, I was like a young teenager. My buddy
and I Joe loved the New Jack City. Remember New
Jack City?

Speaker 7 (20:17):
I think I've ever seen it.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Yeah, all right, so Greg how old? Just take a
wild guest because you just want pele Mario van people?
How old is he was in Jaws three? That was
a long time ago. Oh that's Jaws four Actually that's
the one.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, the mom was going that because he killed the
baby show hard four Baby jow sixty nine, sixty.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Nine years old. Yeah, guys, great, you're so good though,
thank you. I just got of a big deal on
the Disney Channel. Dove Cameron, Oh, Dove Cameron.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Did she just get she's engaged to Damiano Davie.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Oh yeah, all right, thirty years old today and dubstep
legend Scrillicks real name Sonny John Moore. So yeah, yeah,
thirty eight years old today. Your porno birthday is pay
all the hard and Today's birth the girl. She's had
more men plant their flag in her than Mount Everest One.
Fine films on her resume, including Pala I Think Say Pala,

(21:11):
Pala p a l A Pala, Pala's Sticky Snack. She
was in Cream Pie for Dessert Volume one, also Vagina
as a rental deposit. That's that works, that's a form
of him of payment. She was in These Old and
Young Lesbians Get Wet and Wild during a bike Ride.

(21:34):
She was in the holiday film that Sammy Just Can't
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also Horny Hostile Volume one, and who could forget her
unforgeta role in Pala's port Pala's I Can't Say It Man,
Pala's pork sword picnic. Oh god, God, that's hard to say.

(21:56):
For whatever reason, I think it says p p s
p palas por pork sword picnic. Is it doesn't? Does that?

Speaker 8 (22:06):
Does?

Speaker 5 (22:06):
That's a Palla hard who is twenty six years old today,
And that's your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays and
that a little lookal what's happening around the water of
the entertainment here on The Woody.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
I welcome back everybody. Gina was I think very uh
turned on? Turned off for sure? No more turned off?
Throw up with the porn of birthday title pork sword picnic.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
It like makes my throat close up pork.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
And then.

Speaker 9 (22:38):
Helicopter.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah. No, you know what I think of I think
of like a pork bob. Yeah yeah, or like you
got like a like a one of those Brazilian steakhouses
and sounds good.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
I like pork.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
It's a sword with pork, pork sword, actual sword disgusting. Yeah,
you have your your your card on green you say, hey,
can you bring the pork sword back around?

Speaker 9 (23:01):
Eat that thing? You just bite it, or.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
They come around, they slice a pizza, they give you
a little. You've never been to a Brazilian steakhouse at all.
You've never had a Brazilian never a pork sword. I
mean my favorite one is like this salty meat that
they have, I don't know what you mean, like the
steak that they the kind of like they pack like
a sea salt. They make a crust, a crust on

(23:27):
my favorite one. Yeah, that's that's a that's a that's
pretty good.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Get that pork sword inside you.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah. So, while while the break was going on, Gina
then asked the question of the guys in the room
if we constantly do with our penis the helicopter, Yeah,
spin it around or.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
At least flap it back and forth.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Are constantly doing that? No, you never do it. Nothing,
You've never done it.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
You don't do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Don't you don't do all the time? I said, well,
you guys just like randomly stick stuff in your vagina.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
I mean we're gonna like yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
They both said yeah, but I'm not question and that's
and that's where the commercial break in and had to
go back on the year. So the question I have,
I'm not talking about like you know, that time of
the month with tampon. I wouldn't be random, right, I'm saying,
just like, oh yeah, I wander this table leg will
fit right well. Because we had the question like if
you were the opposite sex for a day, what would
you do, I said, I'd be sticking random stuff in there.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
We don't always do it. I'll speak for myself. I
do think about it. And then also, ladies, am I right?
There's times of the month where I'm hornier than other times.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
That's that's just biology.

Speaker 14 (24:27):
You know.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
You look at you look at a pencil and you're like, hmm,
I want to turn me on right now, you know,
really not seriously turning me on, but I wonder how
many are you I could take that?

Speaker 5 (24:37):
So you'll see you'll see a random item on these
days of your extra horny and you're like, you'll not
your are you considering?

Speaker 9 (24:45):
Not not seriously considering.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
But you like putting that in there.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
I'm going to I'm going to go home and really
do something.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Well, and like I know, as guys, because I've heard
it from a thousand different dudes of like you'll look
at whatever and be like, oh, I could stick my
wiener in that.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yeah, okay, So I think every guy has, uh, you know,
put their wiener in, like the toilet paper. I would
think every guy paper roll, okay, empty roll or uh
hang a towel, towels and you've done this. But it's
not like a all the time. It's no longer. It's

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no longer something new and.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Interesting, like you go home and do the toilet paper
thing now.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Right right right? You don't you had you maybe have
done that at a point in sometimes, but you.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Still will see things and think, huh.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I could do that, yeah,
or maybe you definitely as a guy, you don't be
like I could put my wiener in there.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I think about injury, ye low to stuff Morgan. No,
I think about those guys that get you know, caught
up in uh picnic tables at a park or something.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
You know, yeah, I mean that get stuck together.

Speaker 10 (25:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Yeah. It's more like, oh, you'd see somebody go yeah,
i'd do her, you know that, you know that kind
of thing, but not like just random hings. I'm not
trying to.

Speaker 9 (25:57):
Think of the last object that I thought about. Probably
a vegetable, yeah, which I've never I've never done that.
I know that's big on the Porno Birthdays. But yeah,
like a zucchini, or you see you in the grocery store,
you're like, that's a good shape.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Size, perfect girth, one of those like hotus cucumbers.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah, I don't know why, Sammy, Like, there's no way
participating we've done this.

Speaker 13 (26:20):
I don't know if I like, I've never looked at
things and gone like an extra pencil. I don't think
about sticking things up there. And I think it's just
because for medical reasons, I think you'd get an infectional.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
It doesn't occurred to me if a random object is
penis shaped, you don't acknowledge it as penis shape, Like
that's foul.

Speaker 13 (26:40):
I don't think about putting it inside of me.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
And now you're thinking about, you know, doing stuff right,
not necessarily with that idem Is that what you're saying, Yes,
like like it's a trigger to get you thinking about horn.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
Yeah, maybe I'm more populating that day, you know, and
I'm just insatiable.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Well all to say that it started with a simple
title in the Porno Birthday for pork Sword pork Sword Picnic,
and Tina acted like she was disgusted.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Yeah, is closing up?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah, most of that conversation would have just normally kind
of happened off the air and that would have been it.
But since we kind of got like interrupted by you know,
actually having to turn the mics back on and work,
now you got to be a part of it. You're welcome, Yeah,
very welcome. Yeah, that's what happens around here. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Daily eight seven, seven forty four Woody text us over
to two to nine eighty seven more Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Next, hang on.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
The Woody Show. That we will be right there.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Bizarre phenomenon.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well, because I've been that drunk. Oh yeah, I've bared
dumpsters dumpster.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Hell yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and
I don't remember getting back to my room.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I don't remember how I got dressed. Brilliant And now
back to The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
All right, well we have uh see, oh we have
we have a lot to discuss. All right.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
We'll start this hour with the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Gina grad what do you got?

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Oh, there's more drama in Minnesota with protesters clash clashing
in the streets with law enforcement. This is after a
second shooting in about a week involving ice.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
So I should probably ask what the like, when we
go to these things, I should probably ask what the
first story is, because we come back like, oh, it's
the show.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
There's more gas and shooting beating people. It's what was
What was that bit we used to do, Greg? Oh
it was It was called uh like, oh man something
over really happy music.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Oh yeah, happy happy story time, Yeah, happy story time.
Really yeah. It was terrible news being delivered over really
happy sounding music.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Music that's perfect.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah, yeah, because like we realized that.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
You know, sometimes they say, like you could say anything
to an animal as long as you have the right
tome down.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
I hate you so much an ugly dog, And they're like, okay,
so I should probably ask you, all right, what's the
first story?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
You don't want to bring that music back. This all
started with a traffic stop. A dude from Venezuela who's
here illegally, got pulled over and tried to take off,
but ended up crashing into a parked car. Then he
tried to take off on foot, but the officer got him,
and as they were wrestling on the ground, a group
of people came over from this excuse me, even from

(29:18):
this apartment building and started beating the officer with a
snowshovel and a broom handle. So with three people attacking him,
the cop shot the dude he was trying to arrest
in the leg. Now that guy's going to be fine.
The two people from the apartments who jumped in were arrested,
and word got out about this and protesters started throwing
fireworks at cops. The officers fired back with tear gas.

(29:39):
It's a mess, and this is all happening just one
week after the other woman was shot by Immigration and
Customs enforcement. So Minneapolis is just chaos.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
Have you ever been at a restaurant or anywhere in
public and people are fighting or cops are involved in
something and you try to make yourself invisible.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Oh you get a small somebody.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
If a cop walked in right now and went to
arrest menace, I'm just I'm gonna move over.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
It just kind of you know, innocent. Well, there's two
things I told you, Like, I'm not going to jail
for anybody else, Like if I'm going to jails for
something that I did, you know, So I'm not inserting
myself into whatever where I have a risk of going
to jail. So there there's number one. Also, there's a

(30:24):
lot to be said about live to fight another day.
So you know, because people in the moment, I understand
your emotions get the best of it. It happens to everybody.
I'm not saying that I am at controlling that I'm not,
but yeah, it's like it's but it's important to try
to remember, like take a deep breath and go, you
know what, okay, and then come back to the argument.

(30:46):
If it's an argument with a you know, partner or whatever,
come back to it later. You don't have to do
it right then and there when everybody's like superheated and
you're regret you're on the side of the road with
with a cop, Like all right, they may be completely wrong.
Just get through it, through it and then and then
fight it after the fact, you know, don't try to
fight it in that moment when it's just you and
in this case a cop, and just fight it and

(31:09):
fight it later.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Yeah. Verizon had a huge outage that affected customers all
over the country. The whole thing lasted the entire day
and some people overnight.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
It was kind of nice because there's a bunch of
people on the East Coast that I deal with on
a regular basis and it was very quiet.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah, exactly, that's where I think were the majority of
the US were. Yeah, it was great. So I got
text from people I would normally get very long phone
calls off, and it was it's like your birthday.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Well.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Customers reported seeing the SOS sign flash on their phones
where they were supposed to be covered. Uh, and things
were so bad for some people they couldn't even call
nine to one one. Verizon said they had crews working
on it around the clock. Now everything seems to be
pretty much back up and running, and they say there's
no evidence of a cyber attack, but they don't know
exactly what happened, so just sit tight on that. They
are going to offer account credits for everyone who is

(31:58):
affected by the outage.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I mean, they don't have the partnership like T Mobile
with Starlink, because I'm assuming that Starlink could probably take
over in that situation.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Well, I mean they have something, because that's what the
SOS is. It works through the South satellite system. You know,
I'm not sure which one it is.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Yeah, somebody's up there.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
What are you gonna get five dollars for the day
of not using a phone?

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Okay, so one time I went back and forth that
my phone didn't work all day, and smugly the ones
like you want to credit, it's gonna be like two
dollars exactly.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
So nothing.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
You're right about that.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
I would google it, but our internet doesn't work here,
no internet a clock yet.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Well, let's get back to that happy music and talk
about actor Timothy Bussfield again, because he's now facing another lawsuit,
this time from a teenage girl. This suit claims that
Busfield kissed the teenager several years ago and that he
put his hand down her pants. It also says that
Busfield quote begged the family to not report the incident
to law enforcement if he agreed to go to therapy,

(32:55):
and his reps say he denies all of that never happened.
They also said that Busfield read to a polygraph test
and he passed. He's still in jail because of the
other child abuse charges against him, and he's going to
stay there with no bond. According to the judge.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
I know that the polygraph stuff isn't admissible, but I'm saying,
like from you know, the court of public opinion, it
certainly except that you know, I think most people go, huh,
there's something to that.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
It's not perfect, I understand that, but it is.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
This entire case has been so strange because he knew
he was being looked for. So he gets into his
car and drives for two days even though he knows
he's why didn't you just say, hey, here, I am.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Yeah, right, And maybe lawyer was like, you need to
look as getting out in front of this as possible.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
So get in the car, get on a plane, and
if somebody could pass the word along to Timothy Bussfield
that I'm.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Hanging in there. I mean, I know he did. Question
we were talking there. He recorded a message for everybody,
and he was like, all right, everybody, well, you know,
hang in there, like we're not the ones.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Yeah, don't worry, Timothy worst stand strong.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
The lies they're horrible, they're all lies. And I did
not do anything to those little boys. And I'm I'm
gonna fight it good. I'm gonna fight it with a
great team, all right, and I'm gonna be exonerated. I
know I am, because this is all so wrong and
all lies. So hang in there, okay, and hopefully I'm

(34:24):
out real soon.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yeah, I'm hanging in there, and I don't worry. Please
pass the word alone. You know, I'm good in there.
I'm hanging in there. The fan president, you know.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
I'm sorry I forgot to check in with you this
morning to see how you're doing. Are you hanging in there?

Speaker 7 (34:37):
I am. Thank you to Greg and I have been
checking in with each other.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
I will say, you know, I'm paying very little attention
to the news these days, so I don't know a
lot of the details, just what I've heard, have heard
from Gina on this case, so it's not about him
in particular. But now I will say, in situations like that,
or situations you know, where someone's accused of, it's it's
interesting to see how, you know, people can make an accusation,

(35:02):
you know, and it's out there and then starts the
court of public opinion. The person who's being accused is
being advised by their lawyers to shut up, don't say anything.
So the person who's doing the accusing can run their
mouth all day, every day and like just spew, spew, spew, spew,
like right wrong, dramatized, taking out of contact, whatever it is.

(35:25):
They can say whatever they want, and that just gets
everybody in the court of public opinion to make their
decision on how it goes. Meanwhile, it's like you want
to defend yourself. You want that he wants to, you know,
to tell us to hang in there, and he say, hey,
I'm going to fight this, but like you can't say
anything and so and then by the time it all
works itself out, and we've seen not even careers, just

(35:47):
in general, like, by the time it works itself out,
you know, it's so far down the road because this
process is never short. By the time it works itself out,
everybody's moved on. They've already labeled you whatever because of
the court of public opinion and the fact that the
accuser side just gets to for months, years, whatever it is.
And by the time it actually comes out, nobody cares
about or even pays attention, or it's a little blurb

(36:09):
because they don't do a lot of follow up on stuff. Now,
not guilty, that's what sucks.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
No, you're right and I'm not. This isn't apples to
apples because this isn't about lies or truth because we
don't know. But it reminds me that phrase a lie
gets around the world before the truth has time to
put on its shoes. True so world, like you said,
we're done with it by the time.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
True, Yeah, true. I mean the fact that he passed
a lot of detect or testament that that means something
to me. Yeah, I don't know this guy, don't care
about this guy at all. I'm hanging in there.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Yeah, please hang in there. And you said this before,
and I totally agree because I've also said this for
a long time. There is no way to look innocent
when you're in court in an orange jumpsuit. It shackles
because they showed him, and I was like, oh, yeah,
I think.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
That's important not to do that when the jury's involved. Yeah,
you know, like, don't show the jury this person. Like,
if they're the defendant, they're there to defend themselves pretty guilty.
Let them let them dress however they want to.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Yeah, go ahead, Yeah, go ahead. See, let's see what
you come.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Up with, because you are you are you being represented right?

Speaker 7 (37:08):
And you're I told you when I used to sell suits,
a guy came in and I said, well, what are
you looking for? You goes something that makes me look innocent.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
People do know what to do.

Speaker 13 (37:17):
Oh yeah, the classic Casey Anthony. She dyed her hair
brown and got glasses so that.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
She looked very sweet and yeah, just amular girl. I
gave m a nice navy suit, three buttons. It was
a look at the time. Well, let's talk about whole milk,
because it's officially back in school. A new bill, a
new bill signed rolls back the old rules that push
the skim milk and the low fat milk and the
cafeterias water milk. A long time now, higher fat milk

(37:45):
like whole milk is back, and schools can start offering
non dairy options. If you're into fortify fortified soy milk,
that's your thing. The bills come less than a week
after the release of those new dietary guidelines that say
drinking full fat dairy is part of a healthy diet
and this is all just keto, this is just stuff
we get. And I could.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Still I could still picture being in elementary school and
being in the lunch line and getting to where you
got to pick out your drink. It is either white
milk or was chocolate milk. It was all whole milk.
Oh yeah, at the time, this is you know, this
is the eighties, yep, you know, and uh you know
and get I could still taste it like the way
the way that because like when you when you open

(38:21):
the corner of the little mini carton and it had
like where the adhesive was that kept it sealed shut,
and the texture of that against like your lips or
your tongue as you had that ice cold chocolate creamy milk.
Oh it was so good, and I had to remind
myself don't drink it too fast because I would just
almost just chug it, you know, shoot it, because it

(38:42):
wasn't a lot, you only had that one little oh Man.
But also I would try to like I would try
to like just savor it. Well, you'll be very to
this day. I'm like turning fifty this year. I could
still picture it.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
I don't know if you taste it do this too,
because me and my friends, once you uh, you know,
finish the chocolate milk, you would reclose it and then
you put it on the ground and then you jump
on it.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Oh yeah, explo, you gotta stomp it. A lot of
public schools are now getting rid of chocolate milk.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
It's weird now. Until I was a senior and or
graduated high school, I had milk with every meal. I
couldn't do that now if you paid me.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
Gross Well, passengers on an Air Canada flight were a
little freaked out when they heard what sounded like screaming
and banging coming from the bottom of the plane while
it was headed to the runway. People toward the back
of the plane, they're confused, they're scared. Flight attendants rushing
around to try and figure out what the hell is
going on. Turns out those screams were legit. A ground
crew member got accidentally trapped in the plane's cargo hold

(39:47):
of the doors close. Yeah, the plane went back to
the gate and the ground crew guy was able to
get off. He was okay, okay, but how would you
be on edge? The bad news? The flight was canceled.
Everybody had a rebook this damn doors.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Last airline that I was on, you know, it gets
knocked for being a cheap airline, and I heard that
dog sound is like here that apparently it's normal air buses.
It's as an airline. Yeah, it's an airbus. Okay, I
don't know, jeez, I'm not an expert, so I'm just
hearing this. This this airline like is known for. Yeah,

(40:30):
it's like but I'm just saying in my mind. In
my mind, I'm like this, this airline is known for
being super cheap, and now I'm hearing this weird dog
noise as I'm taking off, and I'm like, so I'm
tripping down, like, okay, is there something wrong with the plane?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Was that?

Speaker 14 (40:46):
The entire time, it's like, so, it's it's it's a
it's a power transfer unit and so like it makes
this like sound almost Sometimes it sounds like a rough
Sometimes it sounds like a you know, you know when
they're like changing a tire.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
Yeah, I line yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, you'll hear that.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
It's all it's on air bus, So anytime you're on
any airline, if they're lying airbus. No, I'm just telling
I'm just telling you what it is.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
You asked, you ask Ye.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
That's what it is. I haven't heard that before a
minute before I knew what it was, you know, I
thought it was I thought it was when they closed
the you know, the cargo area that the cargo area
you know that closed that door that hatch. I thought
it was like somehow securing it, like locking it down,
like like you know, like it was like an automatic
almost an automatic door locked caw drill. Yeah, like where

(41:37):
you know threads in? I don't know, but yeah, so
I googled it as I was taking off, like, am
I going to die? Because I fly so much and
I never hear that surprising.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
Well, let's talk about NASA's International Space Station crew. They've
made it home safely after they splashed down in the
Pacific just off of San Diego. So this was the
crew that was supposed to be up there until like
mid to late February, but they had to come back
early because one of the crew members had a medical emergency.
NASA still hasn't said who or what the emergency was. Yeah, exactly,

(42:08):
but it was enough to launch a full medical evacuation.
So I'm nosy. I would like to know what happened.
And speaking of space, a California based startup company announced
they are planning Okay, so I'm sorry your little Dubai
weekend was cute, but let's get serious about an adventure
trip because they're opening a new hotel by twenty thirty

(42:29):
two and it will be on the Moon right sure
for visitors.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
They've been doing the construction on the stretch of Highway
by my house since I moved here, and that was
twelve years ago. That's a stretch of highway. We're going
to put a hotel on them. That's the government.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
This is a private startup. They'll get it done. Well.
The company, well, the company's booking website just launched its show.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Rebuilt like four houses in the Pacific Palisades, or even
started construction on seven houses. That's but we're going to
build a hotel on the Moon and they're taking reservations.
Well it seems a little premature.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Yeah, I do have questions about that part. But it
shows this hotel's architecture. They said they'll transform lunar soil
into durable structures. So I'm getting I'm getting like a
a glue vibe. And you're going to have to be
very very rich to book one of these, since it's
called the first ever permanent off earth structure. The down
payment for the room a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
And my question is who said you are allowed to
Who gave this kind of permission to build on the Moon?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I mean, I don't know how that works.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
Yeah, I don't either, kind of.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
Like when you buy rocks or pine cones, like, who
are you to sell me about?

Speaker 5 (43:38):
This is from the Earth. Yeah, but still yeah, who
who has ownership or the juristiction the moon of the
real estate on the moon?

Speaker 7 (43:47):
Big question.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
I thought America does because we put our flag there.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
There's other flags there right right there.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
We homesteaded the moon. Yeah, how does that work? Well,
that's what's going on to get it surveyed, you know,
out right.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Thank you who was pulling permits for.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
The environmental impact study.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Also in the news courses saying there's a possibility of
Woody's hemorrhoids being back on this.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Development and give you the latest updates one available now
more of the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
You know, I thought, Chick's not wrong, it's back, baby, dude. Really,
I've never had an intership issue with the hemorrhoid thing
that had me until like last year. And then it
was like a rager last year. And then uh, just
to use a little like preparation nage ointment on it,
and I would do that the night before the next
morning it felt like there was nothing there. I'm like, oh, great,

(44:40):
so that'sn't really worked. So yeah, it really worked. And
then but it's been like a reoccurring, I think since
my colonoscopy. It's been like now it's it's a it
rages out a little bit more. So, Yeah, I looked up.
I looked up like because I don't know. I mean,
I've never had this is new, So I looked up.

(45:01):
I go, what do you do? What do you do
with this exactly?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Because yeah, and they say, well, you know you try
this stuff, you try with witches with which, yeah, you
try uh sits baths or whatever. That's that's that's too
that's too much time.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Like I want this thing gone, like I need like
a hemorrhoid exterminated. I tried the spray. The spray is
like spitting hot fire on your kulo. Dude, it's really
so there's like a spray. No. Yeah, they're supposed to
like numb your bomb as well.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
A number yeah, and then uh, it's made by preparation age,
is it?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm not I not heard of that. So
I'm looking up like what do you do? You know,
so it's like preparation age it's best and which is
hazel whatever the hell that is. And then they said, oh,
you know, then once you get to where it's uh,
you know, an ongoing thing, then you can see the
doctor and the doctor can either look about like, you know,
having it rem like outpatient surgery, this and the other

(46:02):
thing they might do. Tie a string around it, yeah, yeah,
a little rubber base on it. It choke it out,
yea falls off like yeah sick. Yeah yeah, So we
can do it here. So somebody recommend I've been carrying
these around in my pocket for like the last couple
of days. I've just been using the little amn just

(46:23):
a little dabba do you? But then somebody told me
about that. God damn, here we go. Yeah, look at
these preparation h rapid relief totables like a little tolet
that has stuff on it.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
And you know what I've done, uh not this time
I've had it, like oh, because that worked pretty well,
is uh you know, Like what I'll do is I'll
take a kind of wedget in my ass there and
just kind.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Of leave it there, like as if like toilet paper
stuck in cray It works out pretty well. These are
good And it's like they come to these this little box.
My wife had found them when you know whatever. I
guess she had something at some point anyway, So I'm like, oh,
what is this?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
I found in a drawer in our bathroom, Like these
are good. It's they're called totables, preparation, h total. So
there you go.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
Do you have one up there right now?

Speaker 5 (47:12):
No? In fact, I'm I'm you know, I'm having a
good day. I don't even have any white men gone
on there.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
But maybe we should get you one of those doughnuts.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
On it.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
It's fine, it's just a hemorrhoid pillow.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
It's just more annoying, Yeah, just more annoying, like I
want it gone. They have a suppository version as well.
Ye do that though, because and here's the other thing
I never understood because again never had to deal with
it some morning, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
This is new and educational. You know, there's some that
are like I guess, on the outside, and there's some
that are just like the inside, internal hemorrh Yeah. So
the suppository, that's that's what you would use that for.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
But do you even know you have them? Because what
I got, you know, colonoscopy. The report came back and
I said, you have a couple of internal hemorrhoid I'm like, what, yes,
you would know?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
I don't want to know. You know when it starts
to okay, yeah, like a grape if it's like fully inside.
I don't know. I don't know that you would notice.
I wouldn't know.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Yeah, I feel like this is something Sea Bass may
volunteer to help you with. Like you want to choke
out your hamorrhoid, we could do it.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
He's good.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Oh he'll google. He googles everything like he's a Google expert.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
He is.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
But dude, try that spray and feels a flamethrower.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Could be useful, right, yeah, but I understand, like why relief.
I don't understand why it's hot though.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Because it's actually like it justs actually it's actually cold.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yeah, but it's so cold. Who makes it? Preparation Preparation.
It's a spray. There are actual pads for sticking in
your ass. They're made by Tucks. I've heard commercials.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
Put up the match, yeah, I've heard.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
I've heard Tucks the name.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Yeah, don't hit as hard as Preparation. The only brand
with this stuff I've ever heard of most preparation age.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Dude. If this is just part of getting older, I
could see what people for years have been telling me that,
hey man, let me give some advice. Don't get old.
And you go, okay, what and if this is what
it's about. Man, You're right, this sucks.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
It's crazy to think there's people walking in the hall,
you walk past and they have like a hemorrhoid pad on.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one of these.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Thought preparation H was for under eyes, Like that's what
all the pages.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
It's young people do they use that? They use it.
It's a it's off your blood, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (49:34):
Preparation H sounds like a band name to me. I'm
not gonna lie local. What causes hemorrhoids?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Like?

Speaker 9 (49:43):
How is that an older person thing? What's the cause.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Over time? Maybe I know it's wiping. I thought, I know,
I know. Women, where's sea basket? You need google something,
tend to be an expert on it.

Speaker 15 (49:56):
Well.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Also, yeah, diet and stuff like that. I know that
women get them a lot when you know, pregnant. Yeah,
so like it starts a pregnancy and then through childbirth
and then.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Career pressure on the veins in your anus, a streaming
constipation along sitting pregnancy obesity.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Luckily we don't sit that long.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Yeah, right, right now.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
There's no obesity to speak.

Speaker 13 (50:26):
You know what, though, You're right, aging and genetics can
also weaken supporting tissue making them more prone to swim.

Speaker 9 (50:31):
Yeah, your but veins getting weaker.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Does it have to get to a certain point before
they can just cut it off for an hour?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Because if you if you let it go and it
keeps getting worse, you're gonna look in the toilet. It's
gonna look like law and order as No.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
But I'm saying, like, do it could? Could I just
go to the doctor now and go, hey, man, just
get rid of this thing? Or does it have to
be at a certain Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:53):
You're not You're not dilated enough, you're not crowning.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
I worked with this one dude who I thought had
back surgery. He could barely walk. He was almost incapacitated,
and it was because he had the hemorrhoid surgery and
he had that donut.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Pillow barely moved. Yeah, torture, just send me because it's
one of those things. It's one of those things you've
heard of, Yeah, but until like you actually experience it
and you're like, man, did I like, did I do
I have like an ass injury somehow? Like what happened?
Because you feel like, uh, you know, maybe you got
like a cut or something like that. Kind of that

(51:30):
kind of pain kind of thing and then you're like huh,
or you know how the side of your finger gets
sore because you have like a hangnail that got infect yourself.
You know, it's like but that's on your buttthole, you
know yeaheah, you can feel like a paper cut.

Speaker 13 (51:42):
So I looked up another option, which is a Stitz bath.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Yeah, you still about it? Oh yeah, there's too much
that takes too much time. Literally, just it said, uh,
it said do that ten to fifteen minutes, three to
four times a day, Like quit your job and just
do this bath.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
So it says use tea tree oil on a cotton ball,
hold on the hemorrhoid for one minute a couple of
times a day, and it usually takes away the swelling
that does seem does it know?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
What you should do is get hear all these like
house moms. They think, I don't even know what it is.
It's called turmeric.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
They use it for everything. Do I go Do I
go to like doctor pimple popper for that or do
you go to when I go back to the person
the colon.

Speaker 9 (52:37):
That's someone's specialty too, Like I get rid of hemorrhoids.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Yeah, here on the text, and I said, yes, if
conservative treatment doesn't take care of the problem, they can
do outpatient procedure to remove it. So that's what I
want to do. That I don't need to hang around.
I'm not adopting it. I'm not going to like if
it's something that's going to just reoccur, why just get
rid of just shrink over time? Yeah, stop pushing.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
What about that doctor that comes to your house?

Speaker 16 (53:02):
Now?

Speaker 9 (53:02):
Can he come snip it off?

Speaker 7 (53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Do it? Yeah? Oh see that's how you're thinking.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
We're comfortable a.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Home hemorrhoid specialist. That's why you have a concierge dog. Yeah,
that's why you signed up for one of that's where
we sign up for the Amazon. Yeah, Amazon one.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
Concierge, proctologist, one medical, one medical.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
There you go. I want to test covered. You never know.
You just grind down your butt, baby, Yeah, can you
see basses angle grinder?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (53:30):
There you go, perfect diy baby Yeah eight seven seven
forty four wood.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
You're gonna send us a text over to to ninety seven.
Not a conversation we plan on having, but you know,
that's life. That's stupid thing that we just played just
reminded me we educated people. What's that? Educated people? Yeah?
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
We have more questions than answer exactly all.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
The different options. It was never pository the spray. It
was never discussed with me, like I had to learn
it all on my own.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
It was I've never been in a conversation or heard
a conversation about what you're supposed to do with this.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Yeah, like you go, oh, I think this might be
a hemorrhoid. Then you look it up and go, yep,
that's definitely.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
What it is. Now what do I well, there you go.
You know, if you have a headache, you take an
ad vill right, whatever, what do you do? What do
you do with this?

Speaker 7 (54:16):
And then people say they come back clippers, Like, what
am I supposed to do?

Speaker 5 (54:20):
I don't know. You can move on the floor, you can,
you can choose something or whatever. Man, you crap in
my man.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Might be a deal break. And now more of the show.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
You know, I would say I'm surprised, but I shouldn't
be after all these years of doing this show. It's
it's never the stuff that you think, Oh man, we're
gonna get a great reaction and people are going to
really get into this whatever it is something you think
people are and nothing. They don't like it, but it
doesn't necessarily pop off, right, yeah, the way that you

(54:56):
think it will. But then you have a simple conversation
impromptu about how a hemorrhoid's back, and then the one
hundred texts. It's, uh, it's crazy, and it's it's educational
if you're just tuning in. And I said, you know,
I'm almost fifty and never really had to deal with
this until about it a year ago, and now it's

(55:17):
like this reoccurring thing. And yeah, someone said, I'm thirty
six and I'm just dealing with this for the for
the first time ever. And this information is great and
I appreciate the informative chat and representation.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Yeah, I say, friends talk about the weather, best friends
talk about poop.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean something that we didn't talk about.
Is definitely you have to increase your firebrand.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Take for sure, you get some better musical or something.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
I mean that's old people stuff for all the young yeah,
all the young Bucks of the Bucks.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Yeah, the only brand they have the fiber.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
Gummies or just eat some spinach or some Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Okay, I can listen to me real quick. What do you.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
So they have the food Popeye, so just uh yeah,
the only fiber gummies that they sell at Target. You
can already you can get them anywhere basically. And I
know it has a funny name, but the belly Welly
is for the young kids. I don't want to get
the Yeah, belly Welly is everywhere.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
Hey, whatever, whatever we can do to you know, help out,
or you know, we tell you about all the new
food items, or we tell you about you know, oh
here's how to Yeah, everything I know is because you
know how you have those parents They never want to
talk to their kids about sex or the certain subjects
and they have to just figure it out in the streets.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
I learned anything, Yeah, to figure out.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
The streets, how to deal with you know, things like that.
Nobody ever had that conversation. You learned about sex by
finding a hustler.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
It would go on Skinaxy at midnight.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
So we'll tell you about you know, cool vacation destinations.
We'll tell you about new food items, and we'll tell
you what kind of things work. But you need to
use this appository like twenty years ago, remember, Yeah, and
that's where this started. Okay, So but but I thought
you know, and then went away for fifteen years. Yeah,
that's weird, and now all of a sudden it's it's weird.

(57:15):
So I'll give you I'll give you one more, one
more pro tip, because somebody on the text brought it
up and I'm like, oh, yeah, I do remember reading that.
So there are basically three types of hemorrhoids. There are
the ones that are internal, like Greg was talking about.
There's the external ones right and like a little barnacle
on the outside of your bun hole. And then there's
ones that are like right on the right, on the
edge between internal and external almost. So they say for

(57:38):
that one, what you should do is, if it's poking out,
put a dab of the preparation ointment on your finger,
push it back in, and then and then use it
to like use the ointments and use your finger to
surround it and cover it completely with the ointment and

(58:00):
and leave it b I'm bringing push it in. That
is so disgusted, and there makes sense, and there is
something weird. I was thinking about this the other night too.
As I'm applying the ointment, I'm like, this is so awkward. Yeah,
because I'm I'm standing there, I'm saying that I'm kind

(58:21):
of like half bent over and I got my finger
on my butthole, giddling with this this butt. Baby, you're all.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Yeah, picture of that ladies drinking, Yeah, wash your hands.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
So look anyway that we can help, any way that
we can, you know, share these experiences as as humans.
I think, Yeah, you're not. It gets you, It gets better,
It gets better. Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. If
you need to hit us up about anything, even after
the show, you know, the after hours voicemail, same thing,
whatever we got, hit us up. Eight seven seven forty
four Woody, find as follow us, look for us on

(58:57):
social media. They're at the Woody Show. We'll take a break,
we'll come back more. What show's next?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Go late seven seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
You know I'm not lading my mother name or my
telephone numbers.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
Stam phone with Joel Joel.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Show Hoodie Hoody Hoody Hoody show.

Speaker 17 (59:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Today.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
As we mentioned at the beginning of the show, today
is a it's a healthy weight day.

Speaker 7 (59:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Sweet. Now, all of us in one way of shape
of are in shape because round is a shape. Yeah,
we shape, yeah, we have, we have. Some of us
have lost some weight, others are upset that they've gained
a little weight, not as much as they think they have.
About that, I'm not naming names. I'm just throwing that

(59:53):
there's some people in the room I feel that way.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
I gained three pounds last weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Oh, we figured it as soon as we found it
was healthy weight day. It'd be a great day for
our little contest here. It's time to play around. Ye
I love it, yea. And we have a volunteer. You guys,
these people are not to at some point. No, you

(01:00:21):
didn't randomly just find them and take their photo. No,
let's let's say hi to Athena. Hey, what's up Athena? Athena,
can you hear us?

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
I can hear you. Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
We got you, loud and clear. Athena, thank you so
much for volunteering. Volunteering is a key word here. We
just like to make it clear to everybody. We didn't
force you to hit us up and say please let
me play fat chick, skinny chick. She did this on
her own, reached out to us, see exactly. People like
I can't believe you guys are subjecting No, no, no, we
didn't just catch people off guard now. So the way

(01:00:54):
it's gonna work, Athena, just for being a good support,
we're gonna set you up with the prize.

Speaker 14 (01:00:57):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
We just asked you give us honest answers to these questions.
We're gonna have just a little bit of a time
on the clock and then we'll all put a guess
in and then Athena has sent over Morgan's the only
person who knows the answer. Fat chick, skinny chick on
this one. But it's just go the show that sometimes
you can't tell by what you think would be the obvious.
And this is from back when I had a personal trainer.

(01:01:17):
She was pretty funny. She's like, manah, might I talk
to prospective clients on the phone. I think I have
an idea of what I'm in for when they come
in about just how far we have to go in
their quote journey. And she goes the ones that sound like, oh, yeah, whatever,
it won't be that bad. Maybe ten to fifteen pounds
or more like ten to fifteen tons, yeah, based on
the question, because you know the trainers asking like, so,

(01:01:38):
tell me about your diet and how much are you sanitary?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
How much activity do you get in, so you really
can't tell, but we're going to use our best gut
instinct here to try to figure out fat chick or
skinny chick.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
All right, who wants to ask the first question? Right here?
All right? Menes, go ahead, here we go. Favorite food?
All right? What kind of car do you drive?

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Chevy Cruise?

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
The phone's kind of breaking up. We're not on speakerphone
or anything? Are we? Hold on?

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
Let me try better over here? Can you hear me? Now?

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
It's already better?

Speaker 8 (01:02:13):
Perfect?

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
What was the last question? What kind of car do you?

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
What kind of car is it?

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
Chevy Cruise?

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
If you were to go to fast food, which one
would you pick?

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
Honestly? Probably just McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Yeah, McDonald's. What do you order? McDonald's?

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Probably just get like a mcdouble M yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
Like I do you like the four dollars meals? There?
I think? And that's whenever I've gone for my kids,
I always get myself like one of those little mcdoubles
on the frie All.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Right, how many kids you got?

Speaker 8 (01:02:44):
I've got three kids?

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Three kids? Are you married?

Speaker 8 (01:02:47):
Yes? I am married.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
How old are the kids?

Speaker 8 (01:02:50):
I have a two year old, a six year old
and an eight year old.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Oh, what kind of socks do you wear?

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
So just like low cut black generic socks?

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Are they like no shows ankle socks? Or like no shows?
Do you have any tattoos? Yes, wear on your body.

Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
High my ears. I have my largest pieces on my abdomen.
I have one on my lower back, and then I
also have another one on the other side of my
abdomen lower back.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
What's on the lower back? Yeah, arose, arose man, I'll
tell you, like you know what. The phone is great
right up until you speak.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
The question.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
It must be just me having a horrible phone.

Speaker 18 (01:03:33):
That's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
I'm not technology inclined either. I have not like the
most current trends on phone that at all.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
What kind of what kind of milk do you buy
at the at the store? Whole milk, two percent skim.
Who is currently your favorite professional wrestler? I'm glad you
can hear that. I fell a Georgia tech guy. But uh,
that's thing. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
How would you describe yourself from high school?

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Yeah? What group were you part of?

Speaker 8 (01:04:06):
I was a floater, That's what I called it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Too.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
Is I kind of just knuck around with all the groups,
kind of piped in a little bit, and I kind
of vanished.

Speaker 11 (01:04:13):
From me and moved on to the next I understand
that floating because you like floating water really easily.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Or getting.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Water.

Speaker 8 (01:04:21):
Actually, I have.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Two questions going back to your school days. I got
three questions. Uh, did you go to college?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I did?

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Did not go to college? All right, So in in
high school, did you play any sports?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I did?

Speaker 8 (01:04:33):
I played softball avidly?

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
What position?

Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
I was a shortstop, a catcher, and a right field okay?

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
And then were you part of any other clubs in school?

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
At one point I was part of something called the
Avid Club, which is like a college prep club. And
then there was also Key Club.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Key Club. Is that singing?

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
No, it's like community service work.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Oh okay, all right. If you go on vacation, what
would be the ideal vacation.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
I go to Hawaii with my family.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Where would you stay in Hawaii?

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
Because it's really green there and I remember from going
when I was younger, and I just know that it'd
be fun to explore, especially with the kids.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Did you have a did you have a date to prom?
Or did you go with a friend? Didn't go to prom?

Speaker 8 (01:05:25):
I opted not to go because my boyfriend was a
little older than me, so he wouldn't be going to participate.
No one would over.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
How much older was the boyfriend about two years.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Long?

Speaker 9 (01:05:40):
And what type of shoes do you wear regularly?

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
Oh, tennis shoes, like sneakers, running shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Okay. Have you ever dyed your hair blue.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Or pink blue?

Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Blue? Okay, bush or bear bear is preferred.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
I do shave. I used to wax regularly.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
This is tough.

Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
Do you currently for fun?

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
Oh? Gosh. I like to do baking. I have started
in my own business from home where I have an
LLC and I do sourdough breads.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Have you ever participated in any kind of like, uh,
like cause based march or protest?

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
No to one protest? And I have like to observe
and see it and it was a cool experience, but
I have not gone anything.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
What was the what was it for?

Speaker 8 (01:06:26):
It was recently actually in the downtown area where I live.
It was a no kings protest Kings protest?

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Yeah, all right? And where do you keep your scale
in your house?

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
Currently?

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
It is in my kitchen in your kitchen?

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Wait wait wait, so it's not a food so I'm
talking like a body weight scale.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
Yes, oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
In the kitchen, man, I am oh, this is this
is oh hold on, hold on. When I'm on the fence,
I got to go to one of my trust the
old standbys on this one. Do you dream regular soda
or diet soda?

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
I really like soda, but if I have to drink
regular regular locked in?

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Yeah, I've been locked in since the very beginning.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
This is this one's tough for me. Yeah, it is,
but I can see where you get swayed. Yeah, yeah, okay, alright,
anybody have any other questions before you lock in? Good? Anymore?
Sea bass? You're good? Locked in?

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
I think we're good.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Okay, I'll just kind of run through because my my list, man,
usually I have a big long yeah under skinny. I had,
uh sushi, Yes, I had also the ab tattoo. Oh
like if you have a if you have tattoos on
your abs, Yeah, yeah, you're you're yeah, you're you're bringing

(01:07:44):
attention to that area. Uh one percent milk. But it's
also kind of a conflict because regular soda, regular soda
to me is a skinny person thing.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Oh and no show socks. You know what I mean?
I want to cover up them cankeles, Yeah them elephant right,
uh now under fat. Sorry, but the name just so
you always have the name on on one of the lists.
The fact that she's got three kids and they're they're
and they're younger. Well, you didn't pick your name, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
I'm saying it's based on nothing, but it's been told.

Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
I've been named after so many people's animals that it
my name is a little of those things. I just laughed.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I had the fact that she's got three kids when
they're young, and she's married, so married with kids. Softball
in the fat column, you know that she said, you know,
used to wax. Now waxing me is more of like
a fat thing because like you can't get down there
maybe as easily. They make sure you do a thorough
job as somebody else is doing. Yeah, and the fact
that you're keeping the scale in the kitchen also like
just means that to me. It says that it's more

(01:08:40):
on your mind than not. But I think if you're skinny,
it's not on your mind as much. So it might
be like kind of stashed away, or you might not
even have one, So I'm locked in its skinny, right, Yeah,
Gina grad.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
Yeah, this, I was really fifty to fifty on a
lot of these. But I think between I felt the
scale being in the kitchen meant that you are actively
trying to lose weight, so you're weighing yourself like every
day and recording it. So that to me said fat
dabbled in the blue hair. Uh yeah, I forgot to

(01:09:13):
write loves to bake, I'm going fat, okay, Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Greg Gory my gut says skinny, same as you sushi,
And then when you asked about fast foods, she kind
of hemmed in hot and really had to think of
about Oh so yeah, I had mc doubles mcdubles in
the fact because that's my go to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
But I also thought the length of the pause was
you think it would be top of mind if you're fat.
The fat stuff was like softball having a favorite wrestler,
et cetera, et cetera. But overall skinny.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Skinny, Oh okay, uh minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
All right in the skinny column the name actually really
so we're on the oppostion. Okay, food, sushi, skinny, tattoo location, skinny, right,
Kawaii only.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Know skinny people that want to go to kawai. Oh
is that right? Yeah, never met a fat person that once.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Yeah, because it's more it's not like, uh, I don't know. Yeah,
it's more like hiking and like going around the island
and stuff like that. So it's not for lazy people.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Waxing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Yeah, just you know, maintaining sourdough time time consuming, not
for a lazy person, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
So skinny.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Fat I have, you know, the three kids, but because
of the age eight year old, you know, because like, okay,
they could still be like one or two. You haven't
really let yourself go yet, but eight, uh might be
a lost cause there but uh and then catcher position
and then WWE. But overall, I'm gonna pick skinny skinny

(01:10:50):
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
Yeah, what about uc bass.

Speaker 11 (01:10:53):
You guys have hit on the main points, especially the
wrestling and the hair.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Let's not forget the protesting. Protesters are usually fat and ugly,
so no offense.

Speaker 11 (01:11:02):
Uh hey, no offense, no offense. And yeah, and obviously
the scale in the kitchen is a bigger. Yeah, like
this as an active monitoring situation.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
An obsessed person though, I mean it might be, but
I think unlikely to be. So that's why I'm going
fast all right.

Speaker 13 (01:11:21):
Uh, Sammy, I think a lot of the things on
my list are skinny. So I am going skinny like
you said, the sushi, the way that she responded to
the fast food, like Greg said. Also high school, playing softball,
being short stopped, and catcher, those to me are skinny positions.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Not proud, but I've.

Speaker 13 (01:11:41):
Seen catchers, I mean, because they're standing up and down
non stop, the squats and how strong you have to
be to do that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
They're in great shape.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Short short stop giving catcher. Yeah, it's easier to sit down,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (01:11:52):
Yeah, And baking, baking to me, you're not just sitting down,
you're squatting, just squats the whole time anyways.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
So uh, and then baking to me also.

Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
Is a skinny thing. So I cooked and it's skinny.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Yeah. Really cooking is to me cooking or baking, cooking
is a skinny thing. Baking is more.

Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
The sweets, but still baking.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Well it's Sea Bass and Gina. Yeah,
who were saying fat chick. It's Sammy Menace, Greg and
myself saying skinny chick. And now it is time for
the moment of truth and Hey, you don't have to
worry about it because you got a prize. There a
thing that either way, no matter how this goeses, on
the count.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Of three, we're gonna open up the We're gonna open
up the picture here and we're gonna see on the
counter three. Here we go, one, two, three.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
And Gina too easy, very pretty lady.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
And you know what she's rocking.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
She's rocking the right blue hair in this photo right here.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
All right, Well, congratulations to Sea Bass and to Gina. Really,
to you Athena for number one being a great sport.
We love you and for whatever prize we're gonna set
you up with here. Yoh, okay, is this is this
like a costume that you're wearing? And I have a
reason it is?

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Is that Joy?

Speaker 8 (01:13:26):
We were addressed up as Joy and my students at school.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
That's so cute?

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Is that like anxiety?

Speaker 8 (01:13:31):
Or anxiety? Is my kiddo?

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
The picture?

Speaker 11 (01:13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Inside out you look great.

Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
It's a great picture.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
See for not even talking about it, for me to
just be able to look at the photo and go, oh, yeah,
that's that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
I think that is a costume. Now if it wasn't
a costume, well yeah, I'd be looking for you. I'd
be looking for your picket signer.

Speaker 8 (01:13:52):
I totally understand. Like I said, it's one of those
thing you got to be there. See you observe it
now you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Know, Athena, thank you. Hang on one second, we'll get
all of your information and ladies and gentlemen. That's how
you play fat chicks. Can you kill?

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Breaking news? Greg Gory had to take a major chot
of work. Not since the Fall of Rome has there
been this much devastation.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
More death.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Woody, Woody, Woody, and now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
So many ways you could be a part of the show.
Calling in eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie texted in
two two ninety seven, find us follow us on social media. Oh,
that's why I wanted to bring up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
It's it's an ad been flow to social media, you know,
like you get people following, you get people unfollowing whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
I like to keep our Instagram number like right at
two hundred thousand or more at or above two thousand,
right right, I'm sorry two hundred thousand. We're at like
one hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and sixty or
seventy four something like that. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Weed.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
So I'm just asking anybody listening right now.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Who's not following the Woody Show once it's above to
two hundred thus, don't care, Just can you just please?
We try, We try to maintained somewhat of a standard around.
You know, we're early adopters to all this kind of stuff.
So you know we've been on there over ten years
in that long time, and so they clear out accounts. Yeah,
you know, people followed, they stop using their Instagram accounts.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Or maybe just people follow them they hate us. I
get that too, but we try to keep it at
two hundred thousand. So if you're not following the Woody
Show right now on Instagram at the Woody Show, just
give us a follow and just help bump it up
above two hundred thousand again, that'd be great. Please, and
thank you for there was Oh I wanted to ask
dumb ass Tyler because he's the one that saw this.
Going back to the big news on the show when

(01:15:35):
we had WOODI Show Love Connection the follow up to that,
Morgan was going through the emails. I honestly so many
people talking about this. Menji made the announcement that he
is back with his ex girl. We've been trying to
get him a date, right, and all of a sudden
doesn't say anything until we're doing this follow up segment

(01:15:57):
and it announces to us that he's now back with
his X. Now there's you want to talk about people
getting into conspiracy theories. There are all kind of conspiracy
theories being floated around people thinking that Menji is lying
to us saying that he's the one that initiated it. Uh,
there's been some other developments that I've been made aware of.
But people are people are digging, they're being sleuthy, they're

(01:16:20):
digging in. This is what I was gonna have to Tyler,
because Tyler, I don't know did you did you see
this or somebody told you about it? I saw someone
in the comments post this because we posted the video
on Instagram. Going back to Instagram, we post the video
of men talking about this, and somebody in the comments
made an observation. This is crazy. Somebody said in the comments.

(01:16:42):
When Menji is talking, if you look at the watch
that he has on, you can see his text message
pop up. It's hurting. Yeah. I saw the picture.

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
Whoa people are ego.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
It's like he's wearing I never paid attention to it.
He's wearing the watch in retrospect. I did notice it
when he was talking.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
Did you notice there was like a turn in his
like demeanor?

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
Uh, not really, but I noticed following direction.

Speaker 9 (01:17:11):
But that's to the point of you were saying another
day what he Guys will tuck their sleeve under their
watch to show off the Maybe don't do that with apple.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
Yeah, we had an after hours voicemail about this.

Speaker 18 (01:17:23):
All right, Alberto, here this is for Meni. He's getting
back with his girlfriend. He's already back. I don't want
to ask the why going back to the well because
he already went through. You have feelings, But what led
to you guys breaking off? Maybe if you don't want
to talk about her stuff, because obviously this is all public.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
What about what.

Speaker 18 (01:17:41):
Did you do? How did you mess up? I don't
I don't remember who ended it. At the end of
the day, it ended, in my experience, don't go back
with the X. I did it twice and all right.

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
Look that's that's my only concern, and i'll for the record,
my guy's experience. I know people have been okay, for
the record, I will state I know Menji Menji works
on this show. I consider Menji a friend. I care
about Menji. I don't know her and so this is
not like necessarily a knocking against her. There's plenty of
people who don't work as a couple. There's nothing. This

(01:18:13):
has nothing to do with her personally. I don't know
her person I don't know her personal It's just the
idea of going back to something that you broke up
with and the reasons why he said it was his idea.
But here's the other wrinkle, you guys, And I'd love
to hear from Menji IFNI please like to to come
on in. I'm yourself a favorite dog. It looks like

(01:18:45):
when when a prisoner is about to go on death.
So because we gave out, like we gave out Tyler's Instagram,
we gave out men She's Instagram. Dude, he deactivated his Instagram. Yes, okay,

(01:19:07):
So here here's my theory. This is this is what
I'm floating out there. Menji, you can you can? You can?
You can?

Speaker 18 (01:19:14):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Plead the fifth? All right, here's what I think happened.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
I think that she got wind of this get a
date with Menji thing, uh love connection, didn't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
She reaches out to him. They start talking Menji, he's
a you know, he's he's a he's a nice, sensitive dude.
I think it appealed to his you know, like he
felt like this right exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
And I think that that's what started the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Now, but this is your theory. I'm floating it out there, Okay.
So she hears us talking about how people are sliding
into the d ms and going on dates and he
was told to deactivate that. He was told to turn
that off or get to get rid of the Yeah,
he was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Like that, he just didn't want to see the comments.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Yeah. Because it turns out we've also got it on
good authority that she's been stalking. The other members of
the Woodie Show were there and watching all the videos,
so she's very much aware of what was going on
leading up to all of the follow up. This is
JFK did the bullet. Yeah, And I will once again

(01:20:43):
state for the record, like I do, I want whatever
you want. I will support and I want whatever you want.
And again, this is not a this, this is not
this is not a damnation of her because I don't
know her. This is just based on you know, my
knowing you and being friends and caring about you, and
track record of other people that I've known, and the

(01:21:05):
idea of going back to an x under you know,
not pressure, no, but like when you go to wedding,
you're feeling romantic when you're doing this thing, you're like
you start like you know, having So that that's where
I will leave it.

Speaker 15 (01:21:17):
Okay, all right, so all right here, so here we are,
Let's do a segment called Menji comes Clean.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
All right, yeah, geezpo time.

Speaker 15 (01:21:32):
Okay, So to address that conspiracy theory right there, The
way that she found out was she was actually on
Instagram looking up stranger things, conspiracy theories coincidentally more conspiracy theories,
and as you know, when you're on the reels, you
can like swipe up and it's just it keeps going

(01:21:53):
and the Woody Show pops up in her feed and
it's that video of love Connection. So okay, that's uh,
that's how she became aware of it. She wasn't stalking.
She that it literally was scrolling up and it just appeared.
The other bit of the wrinkle is when when I'm

(01:22:16):
in here, it's it is like the lines them and
sometimes you just you're blackout and you hope you're saying
the right. I was drunk, you guys, it can be
because you get in your head get in your head
a lot. So, uh yes, I opened up that conversation

(01:22:39):
with her, but we had been talking. I was totally
blindsided by this whole love connection thing. I didn't know
how it was going to work. I thought it was
going to be like a fun radio bit game.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
I said.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
I said, hey, Menja, are you interested that we can
find you that? You said, yeah, I didn't think. I
didn't think we'd actually go and we were actually gonna
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Yeah, that's your mistake.

Speaker 15 (01:23:01):
Yeah, so, yes, my mistake that was But yeah, everything
and uh so we're talking and it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Yeah. So I'm getting flustered already. I don't black out
out here, stay here. So what about the deactivation or
deleting of the Instagram?

Speaker 15 (01:23:22):
That was my doing? That was nothing to do with her,
nothing to do with her, that was actually my even deactivated?

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
Why?

Speaker 15 (01:23:31):
Because I did not like the feeling of social media
yesterday for me? What do you mean I didn't want
to look at the comments. I didn't want to I
didn't want to do anything.

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
But were the comments on your personal page? No, then
why did you deactivate your personal page?

Speaker 15 (01:23:48):
I just did not. I wanted to unplug. I just
wanted to unplug.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
Have deleted the app?

Speaker 13 (01:23:55):
Yeah, I mean without actually like getting rid of your account.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
Was like he blacked out.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
I made it very clear.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Yeah, y'all want me to put up my account again.
Here's the thing I would think that, man, you would
be uh. From what I'm seeing people, people have been
rallying behind you. Yeah, it seems like the listeners are
really like, uh, you know, they're they're looking out for you.

Speaker 15 (01:24:22):
Again, I appreciate it, but yeah, I know what I want,
and it was a rocky road to get to that
point in my head of figuring out, Okay, this is
really what I want.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
And So doesn't want to get talked out of it
because he knows he's like easily swayed.

Speaker 15 (01:24:41):
You've committed to that this is what I want, and
I you know, she's my girlfriend. At times I feel
like she's even more than that. And So to me
that they're my family, I want them, and doesn't want
to be swayed by social media comments. No, I don't

(01:25:03):
want to even see all of the inaccurate conspiracy theories
and things like, I just want to be happy with them.

Speaker 9 (01:25:11):
Okay, okay, are you are you secretly married?

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
I am not. I am not. Do you have plans
to drive to Vegas to get married this week?

Speaker 15 (01:25:21):
You know it's been tossed around.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Let's talk about I support you going like doing what
you want. But now here's the thing. I will, I will.
I don't you know what's one. I don't even know
her name, so I know she's listening. You know that's happening.
So I will say, uh, we look forward to meeting you.
I want this to work out because we want things
to work out for men. She and we want him
to be happy, you know. And uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
There God, bless God, God, bless God, thank you, thank you.
There was there was one other thing with the video.
Nothing to do with Morgan, man, I mean it has
it has to do with Morgan, nothing with mention.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Yeah, that's here.

Speaker 9 (01:26:00):
I'm loving this drama.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
It might have been the lighting or something, but they
said they noticed something on your neck that wasn't on
a video the day before.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
A hickey. You have a hickey? What?

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
No, let me see turn my face is breaking out. No,
that's not it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
That side the other side, the other side, the other side,
not that side, that side.

Speaker 9 (01:26:25):
Did she already break it up with a lipstick?

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
Lipstick?

Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
Now, that's like what you noticed in the video.

Speaker 10 (01:26:30):
Said that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
Not a hickey.

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
Also the deflection, this is not like segment.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
No, it's not, but it's it said it was weird.

Speaker 9 (01:26:44):
Yeah again I am single.

Speaker 12 (01:26:46):
All right, Okay, Moran, we'll say that you burned yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Blocked out, you blacked out. I say you blocked out.
I don't remember that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
It's obvious Morgan been getting.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Something and then you know what, you know what you know?
Another fun fact I found out as because dude, everybody
was saying, uh that Menchi's girlfriend or whatever is Morgan's dog.
Groomer used to be used to be crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:17):
Yeah did you introduce them?

Speaker 9 (01:27:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
No, no, that's what I mean. Like it was just
like weird people people in the cross, like that's crazy
without even knowing.

Speaker 15 (01:27:26):
I had met Jeffrey before I even knew this Morgan's which.

Speaker 9 (01:27:30):
I have questions about that, like where was my dog?
It should have been at the groomer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Right SoC sports with the jee Jeff goush.

Speaker 17 (01:27:40):
Yeah, dang, good morning to you, Jeff g What's going
on with the show, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
You know the Clippers have been on a roll.

Speaker 17 (01:27:45):
They beat the Wizards last night one nineteen one oh five.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Bars on the Moon gets down hill.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
And neither Hauser with a big finish for the Clippers.

Speaker 17 (01:27:56):
James Harden had twenty two points, Kawhi Leonard thirty three points.
Clippers are playing well, man, They've won eleven out of thirteen.
They hit the road. They're in Toronto tomorrow. Good news
Laker fans. Lakers are back in action tonight. They host
LaMelo and the Hornets at Crypto dot Com Arena. Hopefully
we see a repeat performance of what they did against
the Hawks the other night. College hoops UCLA lost to

(01:28:17):
Penn State. NHL Kings lost to the Golden Knights last
night in overtime. NFL John Harbaugh is gonna be the
next coach of the New York Giants. Are finalizing a
deal as we speak.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
And finally this morning when.

Speaker 17 (01:28:30):
He show, this has to be one of the best
baseball promotions ever. It's right in line with the Pittsburgh
Pirates doing a Mac Miller bobblehead, the Baltimore Orioles are
doing a Tupac bobblehead, and now this bibblehead is fire. It's
Tupac wearing Orioles jersey with the signature black bandana tied
around his head. My only question is why haven't the
Dodgers done this yet? I'm jeffg and that's your SoCal

(01:28:52):
sports Ni.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
Jeff. It is a throwback Thursday. We welcome into the
studio the Pride, the Pacoima, the senior vice president and
managing partner of Club Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen, El
president a d J, Tim Martina, you know to What's happened?

(01:29:17):
B Wood is show all as well. We were so
rushed last week, I mean nothing, you're any less busy
this week with Alter Ego on Saturday, which we were
just talking about. But Tim walked in and asked Gina
a question. This is your first Alter Ego. I'm like, no, no,
it was last year. Last year we got fired out.

Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Yeah, first one.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
So I'm really excited for Gina. I got fire canceled
and which, by the way, of course, uh, somebody on
the tech because remember we're talking about how everything's a conspiracy.
You see the text that said, uh, you guys canceled
Alter Ego last year because of poor ticket sales. Sold out,
sold out. No, it was the giant fires that engulfed

(01:29:56):
Los Angeles last year. Maybe you saw something about on
the news, like aout it everything was disrupted. Yeah, I
mean that was that was That was a major bummer because, yeah,
we sold out and we're all ready to go and
have a good time. But I keep forgetting that the
alter go didn't happen last year. But it's all systems
are go. As we stand here right now, you're gonna

(01:30:18):
mean you're just like you love it. You've seen the
iHeartRadio Music Festival. It's like that, but with better music, because.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
It's yeah, it's all that we know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
You know. Well, it's true because the other ones they
bring in, like I don't know country people, I don't
know some of the other I don't know some of
the other pop acts and stuff like that. So which
is what they're going for, Because they're going for all
the different iHeart stations and stuff. This one is not
just the music, but we're also the hosts of it. Yeah,
so we're hosting the whole damn thing. It's it's it's
awesome and we don't have to travel other than just

(01:30:51):
to do it to Englewood. Yude it which depending on
the time of day, obviously it cannot be great. But
you know it's a Saturday, yes, yeah, So anyway, DJ
Tim Martinez is going to be uh working the event
with us, and yeah, yeah, it's gonna be cool. Man,
looking forward to uh to the hang I can't wait.

Speaker 19 (01:31:08):
Well, you know my favorite part of that is walking
around with you guys, and it's like we get five
feet and everybody's like, oh my god, what a show.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Let me take a photo, like a family reunion game
it is, and I love that. I love that part
of alter egos guys.

Speaker 19 (01:31:24):
Again obviously being an alt just being a rock show,
like it's it's just a different vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Yeah, it's a way different vibe. Like the super Bowl
is more like the corporate thing this is. This is
like the This is like the big high school championship game.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Yeah helluka for sure, and not in level of importance,
but just in the vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Great way, great way to put that.

Speaker 19 (01:31:44):
Yeah, it's like senior old friends exactly at a concert
that everybody loves.

Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
The Other thing I wanted to ask you about because
Tim is very much in the the details of the
planning of this. We've mentioned that we're trying to put
together like some event for February. When when are we
planning on our being able to announce that. I'm ready
when you are, to be honest? Oh really, yeah, okay,
I didn't realize.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
Okay, oh, last I've heard you were talking to somebody
from the place that we were talking about holding it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
We're locked in, all right, we're locked in. All right.
I can't wait. So let's let's announce that. Let's get
through all three ego and let's announce that on Monday. Okay,
I can't wait. I can't wait. We'll announce that on Monday.
First wood he hang, yeah, I mean other than alter
ego of course.

Speaker 18 (01:32:24):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
Yeah, but this is uh, this is gonna be a
lot of fun too, and just a little kind of
casual get together thing, and we'll have all the details Monday.
Now I can tell you Monday it is casual.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
No, no, it's there's no tickets, there's no anything. Yeah,
I know, but cash it's yeah, still still be fun. Well,
it's throwback Thursday, and we have l Presidente here, Tim Martinez.
He gets to choose the song that we go up
in the club because back in the day he was
an actual club DJ. And since we are focusing today
on all these songs that are officially twenty five years old,

(01:32:57):
yes here into twenty twenty six, the year is two
thousand and one, and what song are we going to
go with? Here, Tim Martinez? We are going with I
Just want to Love You, jay Z. Here we go, Sammy.
Do you know this song? Whoa? Of course? Because yeah,

(01:33:21):
all right, up with the clerk, it's the wheel show.
Gena has been singing along the entire time Tim's I
think Tim's kind of like, you know, I don't know,
you're rodding up? I mean, I mean not necessarily. What
do they call that? What's what's the what's the what
are the kids saying? Now? Yeah, there's a there's there's

(01:33:42):
some slang I'm thinking about.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
Yeah, well now there's a slang. Yeah, you're not you're
not rodding up, You're not stiffening up. There's something on
the texts hit us up over to two. Then I started,
damn it, what is it?

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
What is the what is the term? I don't know?
I mean I got rotten up? Yeah, man, you better
be right off. If not rocking up, there's leaking up.
Bricked up, Greg, I'm bricked up. Yeah, my brain was
blue ball. They use it. They might use that in
the Gay World break up, and not because Gina knew

(01:34:15):
all the words I'm saying. She's all into it. Tim's
over here just getting bricked up. Yeah, Martinez, everybody shows
to see ba. Let me ask you before we get
into the weekend audio. I'm listening, what are your thoughts
on getting back to the nex A's a guy who

(01:34:37):
has slammed around a lot, and you know, yeah in general.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:34:40):
In fact, I did it once when I was much younger,
like twenty years old, and I was trying to break
up with my girlfriend at the time, and then she's
she's like, she mays like, well you have to come
let's talk about this in person.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
So I drove.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
Oh boy, yeah, that's a tough one.

Speaker 11 (01:34:58):
Old It's all drama, right, which of course I was
too young to know better at the time, So we
got the ticket there for a while, and of course
eventually later broke up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
But yeah, I would not do that again.

Speaker 11 (01:35:09):
In fact, the last time I broke up with a
girl and then she's like, we need to talk about this,
I was like, okay, yeah, you can come to my
house if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
She did.

Speaker 11 (01:35:17):
I think I told you about this was a few
years ago where she I told her what I was
thinking about getting her for her birthday, and I broke
up with her before her birthday, not intentionally but just
so happened.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
To work that way.

Speaker 11 (01:35:27):
So like part of her coming to my place was
her begging for her birthday present.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
She's going to project her for her house like that.

Speaker 11 (01:35:35):
Nothing outrageous, but yeah, well if she had given me
one last party gift, she might have got it, but
she didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
And uh and by the way, that was totally a
hickey on mortgage because somebody, somebody provided video evidence or
some photo evidence. It was a screenshot from you on
like whatever where it was on a Monday and it
wasn't it and then Tuesday it was.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Is there?

Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
Then why is it gone today?

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Because they fade?

Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
Well you can break them up.

Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
Wait wait, wait, hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
So when it comes to hickeys, I didn't know about this,
but Sammy had said something when you know, we're brought
this up someone with the lipstick.

Speaker 13 (01:36:16):
Yeah, so like a lipstick cap because it's sections so
if you take the cap off of lipstick, there you
know it's empty and you can use that to break
it up.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
Oh, it sounds like somebody who speaks from experience.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 9 (01:36:27):
I mean, everybody knows that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 13 (01:36:30):
It's bringing blood to the surface, right, so you're just breaking.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
Up all the blood that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
Right, I'm in my thirties.

Speaker 9 (01:36:38):
Why would I be getting a hitch?

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
So that's a good question.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Aggressive it's like maybe sliding or whatever. I mean, it
was really really light mark on your neck that appeared.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
If you want to.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
Analyze the video as all the other lads had done
under on our Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram,
it's under Menji quits the dating game whatever. Watch that
video and then yeah, make a judgment for yourself your conspiracy.

Speaker 9 (01:37:09):
I will be honest. No, it wasn't. But you're not
dating somebody?

Speaker 7 (01:37:13):
Are you messing with somebody?

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
Anyway? I don't have to. I don't have time for.
What did you say during the break? You said, I
think something's going on there. I'll tell you why she
came in here, And she said.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
Initially a couple of weeks ago or whatever, when you
were like, I'm just trying to have a better attitude
and I saw that bling your eye and I knew
you were banging.

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
Why that's like unspoken women and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
They can get all right once again at the wood
Show on Instagram, Menji Quits Love Connection analyzed the video
on more again, keep keep an eye on the right
side of her neck, so if you watch the video
on your left, it's her right.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
Yeah, and and make the call for yourself. And we
are We're very close again. I think it's a one
ninety nine eighty two at the last. We need to
get back to two hundred thousand. Even so, if you're
not following the Woodi Show on Instagram, please do that
at the Woody Show, just give us avall you can
unfollow in a few months. It's fun, all right, Sea
Mass the weekend audio, What do you go?

Speaker 11 (01:38:17):
The little U mini viral video this week is this
little kid, the little Phillies fan, who was sad, sad
that the Phillies lost and he was talking to ABC
six and if you haven't seen it yet, he was
he had.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Some harsh words for the staff, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
And I also want Kevin Patula flipping burgers at like
the local McDonald's or something. I don't get that whenever
he's an offensive coordinator. It's like he's flipping burgers. One
side he's cooking. One half he's cooking and the other
half is completely raw.

Speaker 7 (01:38:45):
This kid is this you?

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
This kid? No, that kid is so Philly. I love
that so philly. Yeah, so good.

Speaker 11 (01:38:52):
He was eighty six. Decided, well, this guy, this kid's
gold here. This could be the next Rizzler. Yes, so
they went to his house to talk to a little
Sam eleven year old Sam Salvo to ask him about
his new exposure.

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
This is a dream come true. I never thought that
this would happened. Salvo known as Slam and Sam. He
sleeps and breathes.

Speaker 7 (01:39:11):
The Eagles win or lose, were the bleeping birds. Baby
Salvo could even see himself on the big screen one day.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
That would be my second or third option. Like, honestly,
if I couldn't make pro tennis, then I would try
and be like a sportscast or something.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
He sounded all tough and like badass until he said protest.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
I mean, I like tennis. I don't have tennis, but
it's not but it's not Yeah, I said, I don't.
I like that, but it's not tough. You know what
I mean it's like, you know, you know that it was.
It was a little left turn there. When you're eleven
years old, you think that's what every little boy thinks.
I'm hill pro baseball player. He'll learn to stay on
brand at some point one one of the people on
his team won't. That's slightness fire, but he's okay.

Speaker 11 (01:39:48):
This week in audio, Oh I got some only fan
hose kicked off a plane.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
I think this was Miami.

Speaker 11 (01:39:54):
These two girl ladies weird. They here's some here's some
of their video that they shot. They were first off,
they were doing like headstands, headstand girl like in the
the jetway, and then they sat down in the first
class seats, which and they're just drunk and yelling shooting video,
which is obnoxious. You shouln't be shooting video inside the
plane at all. Here's a little bit of their interaction
in the plane with a stewardess.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Obviously we're drunk, and you guys don't want to deal
with us. We don't have a boarding.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Pat obviously, excuse you, flight attendant.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Yeah, we're a bunch of drunk host What do you
think we're doing.

Speaker 11 (01:40:27):
They both have like the giant lips and the giant
boobs and then they are this is from only in Daide,
which I hate that name, but where they are taking
off the plane and this is their explanation to the camera.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
And their seats.

Speaker 9 (01:40:41):
Yeah, exactly, Okay, I understand, but this, I mean, I
don't know if you've seen it, SeaBASS. It seemed all planned,
like they set up to go do this and get
the content.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
We're talking models.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
They do kind of set up stuff like this, like
they'll go run fields.

Speaker 9 (01:40:55):
Because they did this whole games Yeah, like started my
vacation and ended on probation.

Speaker 11 (01:41:00):
Yeah, it was a whole which is again goes back
to the thing we've said for a long time is
a lot of these people when they're the no fly
list doesn't really exist. Yeah, when you get kicked off,
when you get kicked off a plane, you're just kind
of just like let free, like you're at like some
like you're Erodio.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
That day, but tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (01:41:17):
The guy that I was on the plane with I
think was out of Miami who was smoking weed in
the bathroom. No one stopped him when he get off
the plane, and we were like, well, maybe they'll they'll
get him later.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:41:26):
I think a lot of times it's just that we
don't want to deal with a paper work and we'll
just get We'll just move along onto your next a holary.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
Yeah. This week in audio, we have a little uh
what do you show? Original game? Know what? The radio
station could play this without being sued by us? What's
the sound?

Speaker 11 (01:41:42):
Copyright trademark all you never hear it anywhere else? This
is from Fox to Detroit. What's the sound?

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
What is this sound? Someone's laughing, Yeah, you think right,
that's what we do.

Speaker 5 (01:42:06):
We laugh at others terror like when Greg's freaking out
about that's dude right there, slightly light in the loafers.
I'm saying, owt because there's a mouse running on the floor.

Speaker 9 (01:42:28):
I think there's a bird like in the house flying around.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
That's the other weird thing that people have, like an
over the top reaction, like they're screaming and freaking out
there's a bird flying around just like just open doors
kind of show it toward that area. But it is
weird though, when a bird enters your house, I'm not
saying automatically becomes it sounds weird, but like, why this
what is the screaming doing that's what I always well,
you can't control yourself. But if you're like, there's no

(01:42:56):
feel like it's just like a bird that got in
the house, like open the door.

Speaker 13 (01:43:01):
I think it might be something that they ordered or
got because say, look at it's here, we're him or something.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
You guys have all got pretty good guesses. It is
a It is a man.

Speaker 11 (01:43:12):
He is jumping up on the hood of a car
because he's walking around Detroit and he encountered a goat.

Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
A random goat. Just ye, so many goats or goat
in Saint Louis. The neighborhood goat smoky.

Speaker 11 (01:43:26):
Smoky didn't hit him like a menace has been hit
by goats before. He just saw the goat and in
the middle of the day. And so Fox too went
to go talk to this guy and ask him about
his manly response.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
You don't want to offend you.

Speaker 12 (01:43:40):
But a lot of people thought that that was a
girl scream when you jumped up on that car.

Speaker 11 (01:43:48):
As he said, these are two full grown men who
don't appear to be, you know, swishing.

Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
What do you gotta think for yourself? I mean, he
he's scared, he's scared. The female this yeah, slow I mean,
how we got more in the weekend audio cut up
next on the Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Show these messages, I had more, and I'll go zero
before you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
Show right back into this week in audio.

Speaker 11 (01:44:24):
We haven't had a lot of great luck with babes
and I rolls and Greg lately, a lot of a
lot of eye rolls, a.

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
Lot of irols. But I think that's something sweeter.

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
That's what I think.

Speaker 11 (01:44:32):
This next bit of audio mc dude, this is from
a CBS news and it's about a man Indiana and
his truck. And I showed you guys a picture of
this shruck and jacked so like not jacked up like
a raised up. I mean it's messed up.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
Question.

Speaker 11 (01:44:47):
Half corner of the bed is is bent upward, probably
a good two feet the picture.

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Just picture a pickup truck and then take the bed
of it and just pull it up about almost like
forty five so many dry the boulder in the back
of it, like the tires are still on the ground,
but the bed, like the actual frame bed of the
truck is up in the edge.

Speaker 11 (01:45:06):
Weird has no right rear lights assembly, his his rear
windshield is fully smashed out, and his gat hold the tailgates,
it's taped down his his license plate is taped to
the inside of the back of the plastic that is
now replacing his rear glass.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
That can't be street legal. Right, here's the.

Speaker 11 (01:45:23):
Thing, it's there's no there's no vehicle inspections in Indiana, which,
hello America, thank you. So apparently this truck is gathering
a lot of It was gathering a lot of attention
in his local neighborhood. And that's where see the CBS
Evening News comes in.

Speaker 5 (01:45:37):
What in God's name happened to your truck? Let's go
with what didn't happen to it? Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:45:43):
Colin Crowell, owner of a local detailing shop, launched a
crowdfunding campaign to get him a new truck, raised about
twenty two thousand dollars. Mo took his truck for one
last ride to the local Chevy dealer's.

Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
This whole thing's not by me. It's about this community
bonding together.

Speaker 20 (01:46:03):
God is good once again, evidence that people are good.

Speaker 11 (01:46:10):
And they sold it hard there, Greg people are good. Okay,
So he didn't put it to go for me.

Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
If I want to know what happened to his truck?

Speaker 7 (01:46:16):
Everything, what didn't multiple problems.

Speaker 5 (01:46:20):
I think that's an ad Babe. He wasn't asking for anything.
He asked.

Speaker 11 (01:46:24):
He's an old man and he's praising God. He's not
he's not taking credit for himself.

Speaker 6 (01:46:27):
So wait to clarify the crowd fight, he did not start.

Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
No, people just saw this truck, like, dude, this guy
needs a truck. Some say, hey, man, I want to
very clear reason. There's got to be stuff going on.
This guy. I mean, even get something somewhat better than
this one just couldn't pull it off. I can't believe
I know same. The fact that it moves.

Speaker 7 (01:46:45):
Yeah, I would say the only thing I roll about
it is the damn narrator.

Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
But the story is of the abab All right, what
do you think, Greg? Oh, yeah, there's no eye roll here.
This is Had he asked for it, that would have
been a nicther different. And then we've talked about this.
That's that's how they You can never do a GoFundMe
for yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
People think, oh, you're just asking if you're bigging about
this weekend audio.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
All right, this is a story.

Speaker 11 (01:47:12):
We also talked about a guy who is just sitting
naked in front of his window in an la partment
complex and uh maybe may not happy. Neighbor's not happy.
But you can tell how serious of a problem this
is by the narration of the KTLA news here all right.

Speaker 10 (01:47:27):
This mom I spoke with tells me she got this
apartment here in Sherman Oaks because of its large windows
with all of that beautiful California sunshine pouring in. But
now she's also getting a daily dose.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
Of a full moon. And not a full frontal, not
a penisne.

Speaker 10 (01:47:51):
This mom I spoke with tells me she got this
apartment here in Sherman Oaks because of its large windows
with all of that beautiful calif Worn you sunshine pouring in,
But now she's also getting a daily dose of a
full moon.

Speaker 11 (01:48:08):
He went past the joke. The full moon is the joke? Yeah,
and a full front?

Speaker 5 (01:48:12):
Wait? What full front?

Speaker 9 (01:48:14):
Just to make it clear, we get it both.

Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
Sides again, I'm with Greg kind of thinking on this.
Where the guy's inside his own house out you're looking
in and staring through his endoor, not you're you're mischaracterizing.

Speaker 11 (01:48:32):
If if let's take our office window right here, okay,
which we happen to look out because it's a window.
If someone across the road was pressing their wiener up
against the glass.

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
From the window. So why why are you looking there
and not looking because because.

Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
We have peripheral vision, we don't yeah, we don't have
telescopic eyes.

Speaker 11 (01:48:53):
When we look out a window, we see a lot
of things. That is such a terrible miss character. He's
up in his house, but he is also saying look
at me.

Speaker 5 (01:49:01):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (01:49:02):
For example, here is if there was a naked guy
with his wiener out on the street, if he was
up in the building that's adjacent to ours in his window,
that's his business.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
Awesome, we talk.

Speaker 4 (01:49:14):
About he's hanging out on the sidewalk and was he
pushing his stuff up against the glass of his windows
or was he sitting inside of his house on something.

Speaker 11 (01:49:24):
I don't know his mind, but the characteriz as we're
staring at No, he's just there and he knows we
can see.

Speaker 7 (01:49:29):
And I hate when people are like, oh, the children,
but like if you have kids, you're like, man, why
is this at our house?

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
Like why do we have to do what Woody and
I do? When people want you to notice their cool car,
don't intentionally don't look right.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
If this guy wants to get noticed.

Speaker 11 (01:49:44):
Look this week and audio, guys, we have more songs
coming from R Kelly from It behind bars, drop things.
So he is he's covering a Chris Brown song. Who
knows what this is? But arc Wow, what a team?

Speaker 7 (01:49:59):
Yeah right, doubling down?

Speaker 5 (01:50:00):
Are Kelly covering Chris Brown? He's really he's really two
awesome people. He's hitching himself to a rising star. Uh
so you can and you know what and Chris Chris
Brown knows about hits.

Speaker 11 (01:50:13):
And R Kelly got over the phone, is making us
making sure we know this is not a I here Chris?

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:50:45):
So Chris Brown saw this and said it was fire
and so yeah, super team.

Speaker 5 (01:50:51):
I'm surprised Chris Brown took a couple of minutes out
of the schedule from beating on his girlfriend.

Speaker 11 (01:50:56):
Yeah, weird, all right? This weekend audio? Okay, this now
next one menace? Are you ripping out for a new
season of Canada Shore Canada? It's just like Jersey Shore,
right Canada coming to Paramount And here's the trailer featuring
the one and only Snookie Why okay.

Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
Lashes here? Snooky? Are you crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:51:32):
A whole?

Speaker 5 (01:51:33):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (01:51:33):
Watching that?

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
Guess what? Jersey shorees a whole lot of nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:51:40):
So it's a bunch of you twenty somethings getting naked
and bagging and fighting.

Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
But here's how snookies. Who's in her forties? Yeah, Canada
shore ripping.

Speaker 11 (01:51:51):
Yeah, all about it on Paramount Cool this weekend audio.
Our next thing, also involving menace. Did you know that
the McDonald's CEO has his own birthdays and his pir
addictions are about food trends. You'd think he is the
CEO McDonald's would know. Yes, here's what he's saying for
this year.

Speaker 16 (01:52:08):
Number one, fiber is gonna be big. Number two, Sweet
and Spicy together is going to be a big food
tread What number three You're gonna see a lot of
beverage innovation.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
I feel confident beverage innovation.

Speaker 4 (01:52:23):
Yeah, probably protein, Like I'm talking about protein soda right.
But the fiber thing makes sense because we're just recently
talking about fiber and weight loss drugs and how important
is with these weight loss drugs. The protein is important
with the.

Speaker 5 (01:52:38):
Weight loss, and they already have fiber sodis.

Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
Yeah, so they really haven't been I mean, they recommend fiber,
but they haven't like pushed it as much.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
So a co of people needing protein and fiber because
of all the weight loss drugs, then they are going
to be trending things that you see in food food.

Speaker 7 (01:52:53):
Yeah, so it makes sense sweet and spicy things like
three years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:52:56):
Yeah that I'm just like maybe three years ago. They
all right this week in audio Morgan.

Speaker 11 (01:53:04):
Yeah, you need a way to make money because you're
working in radio and whatever. Progress anywhere in your current position. Yeah,
salary wise, yeah, trust me, I've been there. Just even
real maybe you can do with this British dad funny
accident coming. He's making twenty four grand a year doing
the following just twelve hours a week.

Speaker 21 (01:53:24):
I was looking on Instagram reels seeing loads of seeds
about pooh picking America. At first I didn't really want
to do it. But when you got little machineries of
poop pick and stuff, you're not using it with your
hand to pick it up. You're using a poo picking machine.

Speaker 5 (01:53:39):
Poop so by pooper scooping.

Speaker 7 (01:53:41):
Yeah yes, but now it's automated, right, So he goes
around and he just goes his service.

Speaker 5 (01:53:46):
I've seen those services before. Well, you know he's making money.

Speaker 9 (01:53:50):
Yeah, twenty four a year picking up poop.

Speaker 5 (01:53:52):
He's only doing it twelve hours a week.

Speaker 9 (01:53:55):
Yeah, that's a lot of picking up poop. But you
get little scoopy piers a week, sell some more socks.

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
No Woody show text in.

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
Seven and we're gonna wrap up this week and audio
what he got here? Something else? I forgot to ask Menace,
how much are you ripping out for the new season
of Euphoria?

Speaker 6 (01:54:21):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:54:21):
Yeah, did you see the clip that guy? Well, here's
the clip. This is from the trailer that that came out.
It follows a bunch of people. You know, there's like
a it's various naughty things going on, including apparently Sydney
Sweeney in this current in this current season will have
be a only fans.

Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
Yeah, people still went into Euphoria. Oh, it's still a
big thing about enough.

Speaker 4 (01:54:47):
It fell off and I know when it first came
out of super Hut for quite a while because all
the actors have been doing things and we're died dying.

Speaker 11 (01:54:54):
Yeah, so here's her boyfriend. I didn't know what that
that that tall Lordy talking about her new career in Euphoria.

Speaker 5 (01:55:01):
I work all day. My bride to be is spreading
eagles on the internet. I was just making contact. Yeah,
all right, I know I tried. I tried to get
into you for it, just it wasn't doing anything for
me really.

Speaker 7 (01:55:18):
As an adult watching it, it feels wrong because there's
just so much going on.

Speaker 5 (01:55:23):
I don't know. You don't know what that he hated?
I found as I was watching it. I didn't care
about any of the characters, like all of them like
take her leave kind of people.

Speaker 6 (01:55:32):
Yeah, what was that movie that that you hated so
much about kids having sex? Yeah, kind of gives me
that vibe.

Speaker 7 (01:55:40):
But also Eric Dane was in up. He's not doing
very well.

Speaker 5 (01:55:47):
Yeah. This week in audio, brand new game. How are
they having fun? Oh copyright?

Speaker 11 (01:55:52):
Yeah, so there's gonna be audio about someone or something
having fun. Guess how they're doing it here? All right,
how are they having fun?

Speaker 5 (01:56:09):
Sounds like going down the stairs in a box or something,
you know, like you used to slid down the stairs.
Well you guys know that. Okay, that was easy.

Speaker 11 (01:56:16):
So this this account you can find them a called
tail bit Pets and they have collected dozens of videos
of cats and apparently either you can put a like
a laundry basket at the top of the stairs or
sometimes the cat figures out how to put it up
there in itself.

Speaker 7 (01:56:30):
Cool, and it will jump in and ride down.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
Yeah. I love that. We used to do that a
little kiddy exactly. You had to do it this week
in audio. That's fun. Original game. How they ali? Okay,
trademark copyright this. I'll give you a clue. This is
a grandmother hurting herself. How her vibrator exploded. Good guess,

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good guess. Oh my, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:57:05):
It sounds like something crashing down from the ceiling, like
she tried to pull something down and everything came was
a kitchen wear.

Speaker 5 (01:57:11):
Pots and pants, a baking sheet, a hot baking sheet.
She grabbed it and fell over oil something with oil
in the kitchen. Yeah, maybe like a pressure cooker thing.
I don't know. Well, it was a it was sort
of a sheet thing.

Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
Here.

Speaker 11 (01:57:26):
What she did, she was moving stuff and she stepped
on like the lid to a like rubber made container,
big plastic thing, and that slid on the ground and
she ended up doing the full splits.

Speaker 5 (01:57:39):
In a long time. I mean, why didn't sound like
something exploded in the ground, but she suctioned to the floor.
Sounded like that. She got the wind knocked out of
she stood up. Oh god, alright, well that's a that's

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this week in audio.

Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
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Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
We will be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:58:14):
It's time to wrap this one up pre Friday Noise
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your week. Our week will continue to the weekend on
a con alter ego in junk plus your Friday fail stories,
got the duy Q, maybe some dad jokes. Maybe we'll
see how you are be on your best behavior. That
whatever we can do to get through the morning into
the weekend as quickly as possible Tomorrow Friday here on
the Woodi Show. Anything you got for us in the
meantime you can leave on the after hours voicemail. That
number is eight seven seven forty four Woodie, Greg Gory,

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Woody Parting words wisdom please Yeah, the average serving size
and a bag of chips is fifteen chips, which is
just enough chips to just eat a sorry, yeah it is.

Speaker 7 (01:59:10):
You eat that good one, Greg, You never thought of
it that way.

Speaker 5 (01:59:17):
Do we leave it as is? Or do you want
to try it again? Because I'm ready to go home.

Speaker 6 (01:59:23):
The average serving size and a bag of chips is
fifteen chips, which is just enough chips.

Speaker 5 (01:59:28):
To eat while you decide if you want to eat
chips there? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck? Yeah?
Woodchuck could chuck wood. That's how I was supposed to
suck but FML.

Speaker 4 (01:59:43):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, You're welcome.
Thank you so much for give it the show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
could suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have a
great day.

Speaker 5 (01:59:56):
S MG double M Quit this bitch