FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 16th 2026 Podcast

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is it.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of his broken listener, discretion
is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show that this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good more than everybody. Today is January the sixteenth,
twenty twenty six, and today is Friday. Here. I mean
I don't have the same kind of Friday energy today
that I normally do, just because it's going to be

(01:05):
a busy weekend. Yeah, I'm which, well let explain here
in a second. But were welcome here, Thank you for
being here. I'm moddy. That's great, gory. Hey Loody, we
got Menace. What's up?

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Sea Bass is here, We've got Sammy Morgan, Dumbass Tyler
is here, vonn Our video producer. We got bored, we
got Menji. Let's get this Friday out of the west,
all right. Well, now it's official and again just our
job here is to get through this little part of
the day and officially into the weekend. And if you

(01:36):
want to check in with us, you can do that
a couple different ways. Phones are always open for you
at eight seven seven forty four. Friday check in is
on the text over to two to nine eight seven
play a dumb ass contest for you today. Got the
duy q some Friday dad jokes maybe, Okay, I don't know.
I mean Sea Bass has been begging for that love
every day Friday. Yeah, the Fale story, Yes, and more

(02:00):
coming up for you today here on the Woodies Show.
And yeah, man, it's a busy weekend, big event that
we're hosting this weekend. It's called Alter Ego, What Green Day,
twenty one Pilots, Cage, the Elephants, Sublime, Good Charlotte all
on one lineup, and we're hosting the show. Yeah. Yeah,
it's been sold out since the minute it went on sale.
But it's gonna be very busy and so we are

(02:23):
hosting and that's going to be happening tomorrow night. If
you want to follow us on social media, we'll have
a lot of stuff on our social media from all
the backstage stuff and all the things that we're doing
if you want to be a part of that. But yeah, so,
I mean, and you know who also doesn't have the
same Friday energy today, Greg Gorey. You seem you seem irritated.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
I'm frustrated. I need Gina to back me up on
this because you witnessed it. You experienced it because of
alter ego.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
And normally Greg on a Friday, it's just like, did
not be around us.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
But in this goddamn app world that we live in,
everything that is attached to alter ego is app based.
All right, it's all you know, parking, Well, you're going
to download the app and blah blah blah. I'll deal
with that when the time comes, because I don't have
the patience for it right nowwidth don't have the.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Bandwidth for that.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
And so then the tickets, because you know, they say, oh,
the tickets are going to be in the app. So
I go to the app and it says you have
four tickets waiting for you except to take them. I said, great,
I'm gonna accept. Okay, good, And now what? So I
go to the thing that says tickets. There's a little
picture of a ticket stub. How many tickets do you

(03:33):
have in here? Zero? What are events do you have upcoming? Zero?
What you told me I have tickets in here? I
hit accept and then you go to tickets zero. Then
there's a huge refresh button. I think you guys already
do there's a big refresh button. You push it but
nothing happens. Nothing happens. So then I thought, all right, well,

(03:57):
what if I just close it and reopen it. No,
you have nothing waiting, nothing waiting minutes. Wait, go ahead,
and to them, you have the wrong email logged in. Nope, Nope,
it was the proper email really everything for your for
your ticket account. Everything was proper.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
And then the email that was sent to you with
the tickets was the same email everything.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Because you know, because when I when I get that link,
I click it and I just had to put my password.
It doesn't take me to the app. It just takes
me like where I can log in and I save
it right to my Apple wallet. I save all the
tickets right to the Apple wall and then from there
I can do anything I want.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
With Well, that's the problem. I couldn't even access them.
So then I says, like, there's a help button, so
I go on that talk to some students. That's the
other mistake. What am I supposed to do? I have
no tickets because that never helps. We'll help you, will
It kind of helped because it said what you should
do is uninstall the app, delete all the info, restart this,
restart that. So I do all that and it finally works,

(04:58):
but of course it didn't work at first. So then
I come in and I bitch and moaned to Gina
this morning, these damn apps. Why is everything on an
app sucks?

Speaker 9 (05:07):
I hate it?

Speaker 7 (05:08):
And then I tell Gina and she said, let me try,
let me try. And what happened, Gina?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (05:15):
So it said I had no events and no tickets
coming up. I clicked on it refreshed, was a fake button?

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Didn't work?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
But why would you go to the second dumbest technical person.
I didn't tell you, That's what's said. All right, I'm
just I'm just like if.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
I uninstalled the app, I brought it back and suddenly
there was stuff there, but it wasn't there because.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
You guys put them in there. Whatever, you know what
yourself that if it makes you feel that, I'm supposed
to be making him feel worse, and then you're asking
why does this happen to you? Guys, we would love
to know.

Speaker 10 (05:59):
Check out the email and that is you can see
it from here. That's the one, that's the one they got.
That's my main one.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah, nothing to do with the email.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, interesting, And then bought your tickets.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
That is interesting.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
I agree.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
It only happened to me, and that's my question. Now,
I'm not saying anything else other than it is. It
is funny at this point to me, it's funny. I
know you're very annoyed.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
I'm pissed because then later today we're gonna have to
do with this goddamn parking app.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
That I'm scared of.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Like it's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I agree, the apps are annoying and they only cause problems.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
It has to be.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
It has to be bad for the employees too, because
you know, they get people, You get people showing up.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
They they who haven't even tried it yet, and so
they're trying to pull it up as they're pulling up
to a venue where there was a.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Show recently where everybody needed their own app. What if
you brought your nine year old kid doesn't even have
a phone. Sorry, you got to have a phone. You
got to have the app, agreed, It's just it's so annoying.

Speaker 11 (06:54):
Greg, you said you're gonna worry about the parking app later.
It's said in our email, don't leave this for later.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I figure it out now.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
But you're supposed to You're supposed to get the email first.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Then get the app, Okay, I just want to make
sure you row.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Right, because that's that's you know. The first thing with
the ticketing apps is that they got the email saying
that you have tickets available, got sent to the you know,
an email that wasn't associated with your that's usually. And
then the other thing is a lot of people don't
have apps automatically set up to update, and so you
have to go to the app store, like right now,

(07:32):
how many I got? There are eighty apps that need
to be updated?

Speaker 6 (07:35):
But why is that on us?

Speaker 9 (07:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Why is it like like, oh, sorry, nothing works because
you have to update this Like it's the same app,
it's the same website.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Why can't it just have the thing?

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Because sometimes I'm saying sometimes there's bugs in them and
what you know, and so not going I update all so.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
And then when the apps have that refreshed button, it
was a huge refreshed didn't didn't do it thing?

Speaker 12 (07:56):
Yeah, and I'll say that happened to me too, and
the tickets didn't pop and then I just closed the app.

Speaker 11 (08:02):
And went back three minutes later and.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
It was there. You never know.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, see, that's that's always you know, you sign up
for whatever it is tech support And what's the first
thing to tell you to do power cycle? Yeah, I
completely disconnect from I know, like whatever it is that
you bought. We'll just make sure, Yeah, just make sure
that you've completely unplugged it, even from the thirty seconds
plug it back in.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
At some at some point there will be some kind
of internal problem where a big event will have nobody
that can get get in and then this will be
but we're not nobody's gonna do anything about it until
like no one can go.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
To the store than just being Greg.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
But it's not just digital stuff. Greg's also mad about
the mail. Well it's so stupid.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
So Chris, like a month before Christmas, Mario got me
these ug stamps. They were slippers, right cue, because I
want I wanted them. They get sent to It took
about a month and then he's fought tracking this package,
right and it says, hey, good news, they are in
this town that's about twenty miles from where we live,

(08:58):
so they'll probably be here later today, maybe even tomorrow.
Then he gets a notification, Yeah, they've been sent to
New York City. Then from New York City they got
sent to like Canada, and then from Canada they got
sent to some other part of the country. A month later,
another month goes by and they finally arrived. Like, maybe
be more efficient. Why are you sending them a cross

(09:18):
country cross country down country, up country down for the miles, right,
I guess so, so those slippers have a lot of
frequent flyer mile just so stupid, Like everything is just
really dude, I'm so short.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
It's Friday, dog. I know. The thing is, I say,
a lot of people, a lot of people are not
allowed to drink on the job.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
We can, right, we can? Yeah, we can. I know
we have a boxing round.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
I think I have something in my in the but
I was even thinking, like at the event, like the event,
like everybody's walking around holding drinks, like we're doing stuff
for interviewing bands and doing stage announcements and you know,
the broadcast and all that kind of stuff. But yeah,
you're allowed to have like for the most part, you know,
I usually have like a tequila and soda going and yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Usually at these events, I'll have maybe two beers and
that's it. Yeah, gotta be about yet.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Like usually like the busiest part of my schedule is
the beginning part and then once I know I can
cruise through the end, get over the hump. Yeah yeah,
then and then it's tequila time.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
You know that, right, I gotta go start talking.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
We gotta turn this frown of Greg's upside down. Oh
you did even talk about your paycheck too? Oh yeah,
paycheck got messed up in mine too, So yeah, because.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Ered the wrong email. Man, I thought I got some
sort of massive pay cut, to the point where I
reached out to the business department and I thought they
would say, oh, it's normal.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
What did they say it was? They didn't. They were
very vague.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
We see what happened. We will fix it. You can
expect retro paid later.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
They got Greg pays attention because I wouldn't even notice this.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
You would have noticed because I thought I'm gonna have
to go to more, going to borrow some money.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
It was that I locked in. I was like, ah,
that's kind of low. But whatever, we don't we don't
have time to get to it right now. Remind me
we'll come back to this because I have I have
a conspiracy theory. Oh, I've got a conspiracy theory on us. Yeah,
but we have we have a couple of other things.
We gotta do. We definitely got to get that Friday
vibe for Greg going back again. So you know, if

(11:24):
you want to send some funny stuff that do you
think of make Greg chuckle? Do that. Check in on
the text over to two two nine eight seven. We'll
take a quick break. We'll come back more what he
shows next, hang do show. We'll be Look, guys, I
know it's a new year. You're gonna want to lose
some weight. This is how I did it.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
I lost sixty five pounds using Zeppatide. And no matter
where you're listening to this podcast, you can get it
from your home. I already have a listener down ninety
pounds on to Zeppatide, and this is how you can
get it. Just go to l A s A r
a dot com Lisara dot com. I even have a
discount code for you, Menace twenty. That's met twenty m

(12:01):
E n Ace twenty. You don't need to live like this.
All you need to do is do the first step.
Go to Lesara dot com l A s A r
A dot com use the promo code Menace twenty.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
They'll help you out.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
The Woody show.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Before we jump into the birthdays and the Port of Birthday,
A couple of things out of the world of entertainment.
Metallica it's putting the final touches on a deal for
a residency at the Sphere in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Oh damn, it'll be big.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, there'll be a Metallica Sphere in twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Prediction on price. Ticket price with three hundred prety.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
Bucks at least.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
I have no idea. I have no idea how much
things did this sphere go for. I'm gonna go for
brillion dollars.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Weren't they doing movie showings there and.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
Those that I saw Wizard of Oz and it was
north of two hundred bucks, right, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
And it was a tear down like shortened version of
the movie.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I mean it was.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
I think it'd be cool to see a taga this fear. Yeah,
I don't want to pay a bajillion dollars to do it.
But yeah, they're they're working.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
On that deal.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
And Greg Gorey's got something else about money? What you got, Greg?

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Oh, I did have something about money. But before I
get to that.

Speaker 13 (13:20):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
John Hinckley Junior, the guy who tried to kill Reagan,
he thinks very highly of himself. He says he turned
Jody Foster lesbian because he's got this new book coming out. Uh,
it's like a memoir. And he says that she was
so traumatized by his assassination attempt that she became a
lesbian out most guys usually brag the other direction. Yeah,
that's pretty powerful, that's pretty powerful. But on the money thing,

(13:43):
mister Beast real name Jimmy Donaldson, we all know mister Beast.
He says that the people who watches his videos have
more money than he does. He says he basically has
negative money and it needs money on hand exactly. He
says his net worth sure big, but he takes every
penny he makes and reinvests it, and that he is
even borrowing money from his mom for his wedding.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
And yeah, so he's not liquid. He's not liquid at all.
I saw the whole thing. So he explained the difference
everybody between money on hand and network. Those are two
very different things. But personally very little money because like
you mentioned, he reinvented, like I think the number that
he said for this year, for twenty twenty six, he
plans to spend a quarter of a billion dollars on content.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
Wow, good god.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, but at what point do you cash out a
little bit? He said? He says, quote, I actually have
negative money right now, he claimed in the interview. I'm
borrowing money. That's how little I have. And you know,
like Greg just mentioned techning, like everybody watching this video
has more money than me and their bank account if
you subtract the equity value of my company, which doesn't
buy me McDonald's.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Yeah, I don't get that, Like I don't really get
how fraud works. But you can just take a little
bit out for yourself.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah, you pay yourself. Yeah, right, But I understand what
he's saying. There was a it was a whole business
article and about how there's a lot of you know, entrepreneurs,
business owner who do this, but not to the degree
that he does.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
He's a jet And that's really a dick move to
your mom if you're literally taking money from her for
your wedding, which I'm sure she'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah, well that's what she's not going to do without
because what about if like he crashes and burns, And
then I'm sure even if he crashes and burns, when
you have a billion dollars you're not going to billion
dollar crash and burn.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's what Hammer said.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
I didn't have a billion dollars. But in the ardio
he was talking about his big splurge. I guess his
fiance was overseas somewhere and not next to any kind
of major airport, and so he splurged on a private
jet to go see her. Yeah, one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. Now, when you have a billion dollars, one
hundred and fifty grand is like somebody asked you for
seventy five cents. Also, he's at a point where he

(15:51):
gets a lot of stuff for free if he wanted
to go on vacation or he wants to do whatever.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
But he also pointed out that he doesn't live near
an airport. He drives to this airport and flights with
layovers and everything. Yeah, he's just like a coach, you know. Yeah,
men's what you got.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Well, speaking of people getting deals, did you see that
Pete Davison got a new Netflix deal The Pete Davison Show,
where he'll be doing a podcast from his garage. It
starts January thirtieth, Udio podcast a video podcast, and it
will be unscripted, so it's not going to be a structure.
He will have his famous friends stop by, but it

(16:26):
will not be like, oh he has all these planned questions.
Even better, the allegedly this is how it's sold online
a lot, they're just turning on the cameras.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I don't think it. I don't think it's.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, it's so it's a show famous people talk to
other famous people. Yeah, okay, because I just I just
saw man who who was interviewing who? It's when one
a list or interviews another a list? Oh yeah, yes, yeah, yeah,
I thought that was kind of cool, bright.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Talking about Uh. The one that's really popular right now
is DiCaprio. Is it Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah, who's talking about
around like crazy?

Speaker 14 (17:08):
Right?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
And then that's the one I saw revolving door of
a listers or variety just random people.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, has been doing this for what it's called Actors
on Actors' Conoclast was an older I think, ay maybe
or somebody.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Because here here's the thing, and it's one of the
reasons we don't do a lot of interviews or have
a lot of guests, because you know, nobody wants to
talk to us like Honestly, When I say that, I mean,
you know we're we're not we're nobody's trying to pick
our brain. Yeah, exactly, we're not going to get And
people go, oh, well, you know, like look at Howard
Stern or Oprah Winfrey back in the day because and
they they're seen as equals to the person. So next

(17:44):
thing you know, they're having this conversation with someone who
they view as an equal. They're not going to give
you the the the dirt, they're not going to dish,
they're not going to open up like that. They're they're
doing this show. It's because they have something to promote
and it'll be basic and the commercials were unavailable, but
you know that's why they would be there. Okay, let
me ask you this question, man's why might this be?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
So? I was hit up per privately on Instagram by
Howie Mendel, yes, a couple of months ago, and he said, hey,
let go the podcast. Okay you're shut and he gave
me his booker and like four weeks later he said,
oh man, how he's scheduled really busy, and I haven't
heard anything for like two months.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yeah, they they they found some content. They didn't like, right, that's.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Figure they which you think, how because how he like
low key he loves Oh god, I can't believe I
just said that. Yeah, how he uh but I don't see. Yeah,
loves like Jackass. How he's a fan of Perry Caravello.
He likes that, that kind of gorilla gross sort of
you know, No matter what, I don't see any content
that they want to like. Maybe just somebody on his team. Yeah,
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
I don't think him personally would he would have hit
me off so interesting. Yeah, but there's somebody managing his account. Right.
But like with the Pete Davidson thing, if it was
live live and you were saying it's not scripted it Twitter.
But if something just coming over you spend four hours,
can hear me out? Have you spent four hours just
chop it up with somebody and it's all just being
recorded and then someone goes through and edits it down.

(19:05):
You can make it good. You can make like a
really great thirty minutes something four hours worth of chat.

Speaker 8 (19:10):
That's why these live streamers they're so boring. You're messing
up people like take clips of them and make them
look really interesting. Well, this is part of that whole Netflix.
They're doing live podcast Are they doing podcasts now?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I should say they've got Barstool, They've got breakfast Club,
We've got a bunch of these other plate things.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Let's see a couple of things. What's old is new again?
Because NBC is rebooting the seventies detective show The Rockford Files,
And because I'm not a thousand years old, I've heard
the name The Rockford Files, but I don't know. I
couldn't tell you what it's about.

Speaker 11 (19:39):
I've never even heard of it.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
You haven't.

Speaker 7 (19:41):
I could tell you the star was only because my
dad watched it. But it was a detective show.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
But that was that was so huge in the seventies,
like Mannix and Yeah, I didn't have any other choice.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
It was all these old and one of them lived
on the beach in a trailer. There's all these fifty
year old guys just kind of walking around and wearing.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
A trench cot.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, it sounds like an alien show. I also that
the jelly roll Uh has his first ever voice over
acting role. So it's for a new animated movie. It's
called Goat, and he plays a bear named grizz Sweet.
It's gonna be a theater's February thirteen. He's really pumped
up about it. Okay, thank god, this is this is
a guy who is on the roller coaster of life

(20:20):
and he's having the best time. Yeah, he's so pumped.
Oh yeah, what was the what was the roller coaster
thing you were talking about? Menace? You said, Man, do
you think we could ever get Greg to go on
this thing? Did you see that roller coaster in Saudi Arabia?

Speaker 8 (20:30):
The fastest one, it's three minutes long, especial barriers in
the seat, so people's heads don't like, you know.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Fly off.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
You gotta get Greg to Saudi Arabia first.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I know, I go.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Can we get him on it called Falcon's Flight.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
Yeah, they have a couple of different ones that are
like the biggest or the fastest, but this is like.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
The biggest, absolute hugest one.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
It's heard him fifty miles an hour.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
So you wouldn't even get me to Saudi let alone.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
How much to get you on this coaster?

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Well, I would have to go to Saudi Arabia where
they wouldn't like all the gainess.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
No, you have to hide that.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
For three minutes of my life. Let's three hundred grand.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Would you then retire the next day?

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
No, see obviously. I mean I've flown to the Middle
East for our weekend trip to Dubab, but I didn't
leave the airport, and this would require leaving the airport,
so I will never ride it.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
So for that reason, I'm so for that reason.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
For that reason, I'm out.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I would love to go to Saudi Arabia this year.
I don't keep on trying to find excuses to go.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Well, go for the Roller Coast bucket list.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Yeah, I know it's unappealing.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
Yeah, that one didn't make to go.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
People love to go like uh safaris, like an avenue.

Speaker 10 (21:42):
I do want to do super not on my lan
ones look good, a hunting one, just a looking one.

Speaker 15 (21:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
The Giraffe Hotel, yes please, Yes, I want to do
that too.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
You're just insign at.

Speaker 12 (21:51):
A restaurant feeding giraffes and their heads coming through the window.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Nope.

Speaker 16 (21:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
So there's a new documentary about the death of Heather O'Rourke.
That's a little girl from Poultrygeist. You know they're back.
It's called She Was Here. Yeah, the trailers out now
I watched it now Obviously there's talking there about the
Poultrygeist curse because she was one of four people who
were involved with the film who either died prematurely or

(22:19):
under really unusual circumstances.

Speaker 7 (22:21):
Yeah, right, the other one was murdered.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Now, in Heather's case, she got sick, ended up with
this parasitic disease from some well water. The family had
a house at Big Bear Lake in California, and she
was subsequently diagnosed with Crone's disease. She was prescribed cortizone
injections to treat that during the time that she was
filming Poultrygeist three. The injections caused other issues, and then

(22:44):
later she started having flu like symptoms. She clapsed at
her house and on the way to the hospital had
cardiac arrest like a heart attack, and they were able
to revive her. And then they discovered that she had
intestinal stenosis like a narrowing, you know, like a whatever,
and had to have emerger see surgery. Survived the surgery,
but then stuffered another cardiac arrest incident in the recovery room,

(23:05):
and that time they couldn't get her back and she died.
She was twelve, Yeah, she was twelve when she died.
I watched, dude, I watched the trailer. It's obviously very sad,
but it also looks really interesting. They have a lot
of stuff with you know, her parents and you know
Craig t. Nelson from you was in Poltry Guys and nothing.
But she seemed like a really sweet kid.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
What's streaming service is this?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
It's gonna be on video on demand and digital platforms.
February twenty fourth, and again it's called she was here
the Heather over Orke story like we just heard it though, Like, no,
what he did a good job telling because everybody this
is one of those like, Okay, well I'm not going
to go see Titanic because I know how to end.
It's all the stuff. Everybody knew the story. Yeah, people
knew the story. You didn't. I didn't know she died.

(23:48):
I didn't know she didn't. That's a legendary and girlfriend, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Exactly, that's a legend. But yes, but if you told it.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
You did a good job. Culture geist curse, you did
a good job telling it.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
I feel like, okay, well the best of us will
check it out.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
No, dude, it's it's uh it looks watch the watch
the Yeah, watch the trailer online. I was a little kid.
I knew that she died from some intestinal thing, but
I didn't know about all the heart attacks. Yeah, did
you know? Uh? I remember in the movie the pool scene,
you know, because they had the pool.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
In the back building it and the mom fell in.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
They used actual human skeletons for that.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
It is true, is it?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Though?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah? Why weren't they.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
It's like, yeah, where are you getting a human skeleton from?

Speaker 5 (24:34):
I don't know. There's a proper somewhere.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
There's plenty of down the street in the graveyards, got
all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Any graveyard to stop on time for the birthdays? It's shivers,
and you know we don't Starting with Grank's favorite person,
speaking of skeletons, we think he's got a fuel in
his claw that that nobody knows about her. Lynn Manuel Miranda,

(25:04):
the creator of Hamilton off to something forty six years
old today, the supermodel Kate Moss. He is fifty two.
Roy Jones Junior. There you go, it's from Morgan professional boxer.
Oh you didn't know the name Roy Jones?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
He is?

Speaker 5 (25:19):
You're still in the boxing.

Speaker 11 (25:20):
I thought it was a NASCAR driver. Really, it's like
a drivers I've caught for sut.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Make it clear.

Speaker 11 (25:26):
I'm an MMA fan.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I don't know as much about boxing, thank you.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not in any of it, but
even I know the name Roy Jones Junior. Anyway, he's
fifty seven. Joe Flacco, Uh, the retired, well is he is?
He retired?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Now?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
I thought you're retired for this season? He ever? Yeah,
he became everybody's backup quarterback. He kind of came in
and save the day. He did that with the Colts,
with the Browns. I forget where he went to that,
but anyway, he's forty one years old today. John Carpenter,
the horror film director Halloween The Thing. He's seventy eight.
Debbie Allen, Oh, actress, dancer, choreographer, she starting Fame, Famous Forever.

(26:01):
Also plays Doctor Avery's mom on Gray's Anatomy. Seventy six
years old today, and saw and shot a Saday shot
at smooth operator. Oh her no nevertho. Yeah, a bunch
of those songs heard Brita names Helen, but yeah, I did.
Sixty seven years old today, and your birthday is calli Roses.

(26:23):
And Today's Birthday Girl. She has made her parents proud
in four hundred and twenty four fine adult films, including
Calie Roses. Gets her volumptuous body ravaged. She was in
Every Rose has her g Spot. She was in Try
This Couch On for Size Volume one. Also Badass Babe,
gets her throat poked. Oh, she was in Moving Delay.

(26:46):
Also filling the hole in my step mom's life.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
That's important.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
And then you guys who can forget her unforgettab role
and all in for anal Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
And her number one I don't on her Amazon wishless.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, sour dough starter. Oh see, let's see it everywhere.
That's CALLI Rose is thirty years old today and at
your port a birthday, your celebrity birthdays and a Friday.
Look at what's happening around the look around the look
around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't care why listening? You love as long as
you're listening.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
This is the Hoody Show. Hi, welcome back, everybody, Ye alight,
tell me go back. I made a note for myself.
Remember I told you I had a conspiracy theory because well,
Greg started at the beginning of the show talking about
how the ticketing app didn't work.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
I'm pre worried about the parking wordy about the party,
He's hate the postal service, the postcheck problem.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
And then yesterday was payday and Greg's like, man, did
I get like a major pay cutter stuff. He reached
out to the company business department. They said they realized
what the problem is and that he will be reimbursed
later at a later They didn't even give you the
date next paycheck.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
I believe it's next paycheck. They were very very vague.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Sure they should be cutting a check for the difference,
if that was an error on their side. Yeah, yeah,
so not that you are I mean to be fair,
I mean not that you're living paycheck to paycheck, but
there are a lot of people who are doing that,
and if it's a mess up on their side, like
people need that money now.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
They told me the same thing, that my check was
messed up. But did they even give you a number
on what was messed up?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
No, mean, no details on that yet. Here's my conspiracy
theory and I'm going to bring bort in on this one, Okay,
so check it out. The company at the beginning of
the year right, everything resets, right, So the first paycheck
of the new year, okay, and so people are going
to be less because different things have changed, your health

(28:39):
insurance premiums, what comes out of your check, different things change.
Maybe you maxed out your four oh one k last
year and so by the end of the year, the
paychecks were looking a little bit bigger because you know,
they weren't taking that contribution because you already capped it out. Whatever.
There's different reasons that the money could look different at
the beginning of the year. And it's never higher unless
you did get a raise. It's never higher. It's always

(29:01):
a little bit lower because everything resets. Now, if you're
a company who's looking to shave a couple of bucks
off the spend, that would be the time to quote
have an issue in payroll because it's because they.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Rely on people like Menace to not investigate correct notice.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
So it's it's up to the employee to realize that
there was a problem and then contact us. And then
at that point they go, oh, yeah, okay, we'll take
care of it. Now are they doing? Will we get
a company wide email saying listen, everybody there, there was
an issue with this batch of checks. No, whether it's
like for one particular station or one particular region or
whatever it is. No, No, it's not. So it's a

(29:42):
it's from member office space. Fractions of the penny.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
You'll never know.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
So you know, now that's conspiracy theory. Do I think
that's really happening? Most likely not?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
I hope not.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Most likely not. It's probably like we're all still even
if you're in the business department, it's still radio, so
we're all dope. We're all we're all dope, you know, underachievers,
So that that's part of it. But the other reason
I'm thinking, you know, it could be just I mean,
we're talking about shaving pennies really in the grand scheme
of things. They just and I thought I didn't as
we were instill doing this. Bort's the one that told

(30:12):
me about it because I I've certainly never had a
company paid cell phone plan. No, but Bort did. He was,
so I know, yeah, Born was somehow on the company
paid cell phone plan really fifteen years. Yeah, yeah, a
lot of them. It's in the building, are you and
they and they just discontinued that because they're no longer
going to be paying for people's cell phones. Okay, I

(30:32):
thought that was dead ten years ago. Me too, had
no idea that was still happening.

Speaker 7 (30:36):
I just never heard of it.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I found out about it because I was on the
office floor and I heard like a grown goal. So
apparently I found out that it cost a company roughly,
let's call it three hundred thousand just around it was
like two hundred and eighty thousand dollars a year. So
two hundred and eighty thousand, like, you know, just to
save that in the grand scheme of things for such

(30:57):
a big company, and the grand scheme of things, two
hundred and eight thousand dollars a huge amount of money.
It's a lot of money. It's a lot not a
huge amount of money. But just think they saw that.
They're like, man, imagine if we just had a payroll era, right, Like,
how much more we could add to that number. Yeah,
this so happened. Happened at the same time.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Morgan on scale one to ten, what would you give
the Woodie Show? I want to say six to seven,
but I'm sticking with six.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Into another new ount insensitivity training for politically correct world.
It's Friday, everybody. Yeah, that's great, going you we got menace?
What is that high, Gina Grant? Let me just text
it over seven to three one. Let me conlickt on
this to see their text history.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Seven dollars cookies. They're texting amount seven dollars.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
That better be the best cookie.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
In the world. Alight, Uh yeah, just random stuff all right, Yeah,
because they just texted. Who is Gina Grant?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
It's a great question every morning?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yeah, like what a right, somebody's high already, that's good.

Speaker 14 (32:09):
Who is.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Sammy? We got Morgan? Phones are open eight seven, seven
forty four. Text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
Do you know the name Jim Donovan? Yeah, of course,
argin favorite news anchor in America, Jim Donovan, Well, former
news anchor. He has retired, Jimmy. We just talked to
him recently, did Yeah, we did a catch up with
him and after decades of waking up early and going

(32:37):
on the morning news for CBS Television in Philadelphia, he
called it a career and he retired and he was man,
he was so happy, so excited. Well, Jim Donovan has
made the national news. What he officially got his world
record for socks. Yea our good close personal friend Jimmy

(33:00):
Donovan now holds the Guinness World Record for largest collection
of socks. Oh my god, one thousand and five and
thirty one unique pairs, sweet and so. Yeah, and so
it's like a news anchor sets Guinness World Record is
making newsadlines. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Yeah. How stoked is jim.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Hot closet out?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah? I don't know how he organized them. I saw
when he was prepping for Guinness to come by and
take a look because he had to inventory everything there.
It looked like a big ballroom or conference room or
something like huge, and he was had all these people
from the TV station helping him. Was right before he retired.
Uh huh and yeah, So he officially got a certificate
and the whole thing and go out making the nations.

(33:45):
But here's Jim announcing his accomplishment on the air.

Speaker 16 (33:47):
Because some of you know, over the years, I've amassed
a large collection of socks. Around seven or eight years ago,
people started noticing my colorful socks on TV and started
sending me pairs so many socks that I thought, why
not try to get into the Guinne Book of World Records.
So after inventoring all of the socks, describing each one,
photographing them, and putting them into a two hundred and

(34:08):
sixty two page spreadsheet of all one thousand, five hundred
and thirty one unique pairs, no duplicates, And we've heard back.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
It's official.

Speaker 16 (34:15):
I now hold a Guinness World Record for the world's
largest sock collection.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Quite an accomplishment.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
So you know, like you never noticed, like when I
was at airports, I would buy stickers for like the
city that I'm in. I would buy socks once in
a while and send them to Jim.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Like, oh you did that. I'm like, oh, Jim would
love you.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
You're a little bit of a part of that world.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Yeah, yeah, I knew that you did that. So many
people were sending him stuff. And yeah, he's a great
guy man. We we love Jim, him the bath for him.
We wish him well in retirement. We're still going to
check in. He told us, you know, hey, please got
nothing to do, yea, Yeah, so that we could check
in with him, get his take on the news. I'm
sure he's dying to be able to like, yeah, he
doesn't have an outlet anymore. It's sad though, because like

(35:00):
I don't know, like newscasters used to be really unique
like Jim, and not a lot of them are these days,
you know, kind of just more generic. Yeah, generic, afraid
to take risks. But that's why we looked about him.
He was so opinionated and his flair, even if farwell,
I loved it because it was not he was not bombed.
It wasn't a tear. Yeah, how you doing great? We're

(35:24):
gonna come of the trending news headlines. Gena Gred will
have those for us next year on The Woody Show.
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
The wood Show returns right after these messages.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I feel this is more for people who the next
step would be drinking hand sanitized Woody Show. All right,
welcome back, Hope. You have an exciting weekend ahead of you. Yeah,
we've made it to Friday, which is which that is
great new that's a good thing. Yeah, and then Monday

(35:53):
is a holiday. It is it's Martin Luther King dam
MLK Day. I don't care what it is as long
as we get off.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, eight seven seven forty
four what eight texts? Check ins over to two two
nine eight seven cheating grad? What are the trending news
headlines today.

Speaker 10 (36:12):
Well, things in Minneapolis are getting worse with more ice problems,
more ice protests and there. Yeah, exactly, and President Trump
is coming down hard on Minnesota politicians and protesters. He's
saying that they're causing quote a travesty in the state.
He said on social media that he will institute the
Insurrection Act and that basically means that he would just
send the National Guard over there to deal with civil disorder. Meanwhile,

(36:35):
some new documents have come out on the shooting of
Renee Good. That's kind of what sparked all this tension
in the first place. So according to those reports, she
was shot by that ICE agent in the chest and
the forearm and possibly the head, which means that the
agent fired at least four shots into her, and Medick
said that Good was not breathing and pulseless at the scene.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Hey guys, it's Friday. Now that what else you got?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Okay, now that Verizon's.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Fun bag of news, you got them?

Speaker 6 (37:08):
I don't mean to, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
No, Look, it's the biggest story for sure. Okay.

Speaker 10 (37:14):
Well, now that Verizon's giant outage is over, officials are
looking into what the hell caused that thing. Well, the
cause has been found and like they said, it wasn't
a cyber attack.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Instead, it was.

Speaker 10 (37:23):
A software issue and that issue is still under investigation.
And they say they'll be offering affected customers a twenty
dollars credit for their troubles, just like we talked about.
The credit will be available in the My Verizon mobile app,
but we don't know when you'll be able to grab it,
so just you know, look out for it is like a.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Gift card or something. Can I buy coffee and credit
right now? Just to credit back to your for your
bill or whatever.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
It's fun for all customers or do you have to
customers exactly?

Speaker 9 (37:51):
Well.

Speaker 10 (37:51):
The road to the Super Bowl rolls on this weekend
with the Divisional round of the playoffs. We've got two
games tomorrow, two games on Sunday, and then the winners
will move on to the AFC and NFC Championship. Tomorrow's
early game is the Buffalo Bills taking on the Broncos
in Denver. Broncos are the slight favorite. The second game
on Saturday will be the San Francisco forty nine ers

(38:12):
in Seattle playing the Seahawks. Seattle is the favorite in
that one, and then on Sunday two more games. The
first is the Texans going up to New England to
face the Patriots.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Patriots are the.

Speaker 10 (38:21):
Favorite in that one, and then in game two it's
the Pope's team, the Chicago Bears. They're playing the Rams
at Soldier Field, and despite being the road team and
playing in Chicago in the winter, the Rams are still
the favorite in that one.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Yeah. I'm looking at the prediction markets.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
They're at sixty five percent for the win, and then
Chicago thirty five percent. But I don't know, I keep
on seeing Chicago for some reason, well pulling it over
the Rams.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
I just hope that if Chicago goes all the way
and they win, I'd like to see another Super Bowl
shuffle that they did.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I'd say both teams. I hate the Rams hate them,
Yeah you do. And I hate the Bears because of
Caleb Williams. I would be fine with the Bears if
it wasn't for Caleb Williams.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Totally, Am I right.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Be saying? He drives me crazy? Seems like such a
I don't know, He's like Lebron Junior. He has that
same kind of like douchey energy.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Yeah, yeah, That's what I was telling whatdy before the
for the show earlier, YEA.

Speaker 9 (39:20):
Had a lot of thoughts.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, yeah, so Caleb Williams plays what position? Oh so
he's not you menace, he's not the coach the room,
tight end.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
Tight end back.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Quarterback.

Speaker 10 (39:36):
Well more than thirty nine players on seventeen college basketball
teams were involved in this point shaving scheme, according to
a new federal indictment. So it allegedly took place over
the last two seasons and involved five fixers who recruited
the players to take dives. So they were each offered
between ten and thirty thousand bucks, and all the players
were paid to basically underperform in their games. From there,

(39:57):
betters would place bets on the under totals of players'
stat lines and they ended up winning millions of dollars.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
That'd be way too tempting as a player.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (40:09):
Well, the defendants of the indictment are all charged with
bribery and a sporting contest and wire fraud, and these
charges canada up to twenty five years in prison.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Yeah, was it worth it? And finally I think we
found Sea Bass a soul mate. You guys, it's this
fifty two.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Year old guy in Colorado who the cops arrested. Well,
he called nine one one over one hundred and fifty
times just in the past week alone, and they were
all complaints about things he didn't like in his neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
You know what that does, sound that's him, That's perfect exactly,
that's who he's going to morphine exactly.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
None of the calls were for anything important either. The
most serious was a loud noise, so the operators gave
him tons of warnings. He just kept calling, though, so
they sent officers out to see him, and when they
pulled up, this nut job started shouting at them. Then
as they walked to the house, he became quote increased
singly belligerent, and they finally got him to calm down
and reminded him that he had an active misdemeanor warrant

(41:06):
on our harassment charge again.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
In you know what, you better calm down.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
This is this is a bad idea we're looking for you.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Maybe fly under the radar for a while, right, Well.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
He can't do that.

Speaker 10 (41:16):
He finally apologized for shouting, but he was arrested without
incident for the misdemeanor. So that's what see best has
to look forward to, and that's what's going on.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
With he I thank you very much, Gina grad You know,
we got to get it's we're in a tie right
now after last week's picks. Yeah, because Tyler was getting
killed and then all of a sudden he rallied, and
so now it's tied between no nothing, Gina, Gina when
it comes to football, and then mister a all terrible
pick Tyler, terrible pip terrible pick Tyler. And so you know,

(41:48):
let's get your picks for these guys. We need it.

Speaker 9 (41:49):
We can't.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
It's the playoffs. It's the postseason. You can't end in
the tide, Okay, g know we believe in you, Okay,
I don't.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
That's what makes it fun.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
All right, So we have that.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
I got a couple other things I want to share
with you. Anything you've got again eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, you can send us a text.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
All right.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Well, it's the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and
we go into this round after last week's wild card
picks tied between know it all bad pick Tyler and
know nothing about sports in general Gina Grant. Terrible pick Tyler.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
Nothing Gina's going just on vibes since she's.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Doing really well. All right, So we figured we can't
have a tie in the postseason, so we'll try to
break the tie and get the picks for this divisional
round this weekend. And we'll start with the Bills, who
are in Denver playing the Broncos.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Who do you have, Gina grad Bills and the Broncos.
Which one is like the red, white, and blue.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
And white Bills?

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
The other other one orange?

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Okay, I'll take America for the win, all.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Right, So Gene's going with the Bills. Yeah, all right,
dumb ass Tyler.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I'm also going to go with the Bills because I
don't trust bo Nix yet and that Denver.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Oh, you just don't trust them.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
And I love your energy. That's some really good energy.
Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to stop. I know there's
ladies listening.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
I have the.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Yeah, that's you still got a pepperoni stuff, Tyler.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Have the theory. You just picked what I picked. So
is this going to be a running theme? I hope not.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Are you just going to go off my good vibe?

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Come up with your own picks?

Speaker 5 (43:38):
I've got the Broncos in this game. Yeah, I picked
the Bronco on the prediction markets, the Broncos are fifty
and Bills are forty eight.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Yeah, this one is pretty much a coin flip. I
think the spread is like a point.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah, forty nine Ers and Seahawks. Who do you got,
Gina gran Oh well, let's see.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
I really like Greg and I know he likes the
forty nine Ers. I gotta tell you, I have I
remember whatever year it was when the Seahawks switched to
those really fun uniforms with like the neon green and
I love fun. I always thought those were so like
futurated games. Oh, I love those, So it would be

(44:16):
it would be wrong of me to go against those
sweet costumes that.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Seems to have calmed down a little bit, right, Like
I know in college football they went crazy with the
wild you know, yeah, looking uniforms fun for like I mean,
people look like like human highlighters.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Yeah, I'm going with the Seahawks.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
You're going Seahawks?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Well, I mean that was my pick, too good.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
I also have Seattle for the same reason.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
For that game.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
They they look, they look they just look unbeatable and
they're at home. They're at seventy three percent. Yeah, nine
ers twenty seven? All right, Texans Patriots. Gina Grad with
America for the Bills.

Speaker 10 (44:57):
That's true, and I don't. As I've made it clear
on the show, I hate the name the Houston Texans.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
I think it's dumb. So I'm gonna go with Sammy's favorite,
the Patriots.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
All right, dumb ass, Tyler.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
I'm still really high on that Texans defense, so I'm
going with Houston.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Finally, there we go.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
All right, so Tyler is going with the Texans. I've
got the Pats of that game. Yeah, they're at sixty.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Who are the Patriots?

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Yep? All right?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
And then one more game to pick, and that would
be the Rams and the Bears. I wish it was
possible for both of them to lose and go home.
Unfortunately it's not Gina grand who gets your pick.

Speaker 10 (45:32):
Both of my parents are from Chicago. I was raised
to love and defend the Bears, so let's do it
for the family. Let's say the Bears.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
All right, I have the Rams?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
All right, Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I mean a couple difference there, alright. The Bears are
cool with the comeback stuff, but that's you're not going
to get it every time. That's going to break eventually.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Yeah, and see on one of the games that they
split on, I was all with Gina with the Patriots,
but on this one, I'm with dumb ass Tyler.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
I got the Rams again. As much as that pains
me to say, if all the predictions are right, then
we're gonna end up with the tie again.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
Figures.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Yeah, the predictions, Well, what can that game? What's the
So the RAMS are at sixty five percent? And what
are you looking at? What's the I'm looking at Calshi
prediction markets.

Speaker 11 (46:16):
Oh okay, all right, So remind me what did y'all
bet on this anything at all?

Speaker 6 (46:22):
A lot of money?

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Breakfast for everybody, okay, breakfast?

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Yeah, twenty bucks. Okay, yeah, it's like twenty dollars all
the breakfast twenty bucks can buy.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Four Woodie is the phone number. You can hit us
up with the text over to to nine eight seven.

Speaker 14 (46:39):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
There is a story in the news that I wanted
to tell you about where you know what, I'm gonna
take this email be right back.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Ratings come out every week and if they're not good
good enough, that's.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
And just like that, it's another new hour Insensitivity training
for a politically correct world on a full writ that's right,
end of another week. Thank you for being here, Woodie,
Greg Gory two minutes.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
What it is?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Right?

Speaker 5 (47:09):
There, got Gina grat Sea Bass is here. We got
Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open, turn.

Speaker 7 (47:16):
Your mic on.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
There we go, try it out?

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Now there we go.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Yeah, according to the video, uh and the listeners feedback
after going back and checking out, that was a hickey
for sure? No, no, I mean you guys can read
about when you read the comments, because did we not
just talk about this?

Speaker 9 (47:35):
The truth goes further?

Speaker 5 (47:39):
But read the comments. Okay, believe people know a hickey
when they see it. Dude, I'll brack about getting someone
I'm not. That's fine with me.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
That did make me think about that though, even if
you're eighteen or whatever, why are you giving hickeys?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
What? Like?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Is it fun? I think it's it's like how animals
mark their territory.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Yeah, territorial like kiss me somewhere else, not the next
thank you?

Speaker 7 (48:01):
But I've never liked it.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
But who Okay, I'm trying to remember being a kid. Hickeys?
Were those a dude given a hickey? To a girl
or were those girls given hickeys to dudes?

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Both ways, but you notice it on girls mostly girls.

Speaker 17 (48:19):
Yeah, the curling iron excuse because I could see I
could see girls like if there was like another chick
that was interested in their dude, like planting that on them, right.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Like back off, bitch yep right check. How women, as
you get then older, will then leave something in an
area not necessarily obvious in some dude's apartment, like something, yes, exactly,
you know, some something the claiming their marking their territory
kind of thing like in the art. Yeah, we were

(48:55):
when Burke Kreischer was in here. We were talking about
you know, would you rather seck? Hand job? Mouth party?
Was a surprising hickeys and hand jobs seems.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
So like, I don't know, it sounds like a country song.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Like Gina told me she was riding a bicycle last weekend,
and I go, dude, bicycles are fine until you're old
enough to drive, and then they're no longer acceptable. I'm
sure on a mountain, you know what I mean, or
doing it for the actual or doing it.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
For actual exercise, well not to go somewhere.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Yes, you see a grown ass adult on a bike.
It's either they've lost their license because of like a
d u. I you mean, if they're not they're a
drug addict. All right, but yeah, like hickeys, I put
hickeys and hand jobs kind of in.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
That same Yeah, that's teenagers.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Nobody wants them, but they'll take them.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Good thing.

Speaker 11 (49:50):
None of this applies to me, So all right, sure,
what's the segment we need to get to see?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
And that's that's the other he's an I don't necessarily.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
During the pot Yeah I am, yeah, all right, okay,
cool story.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Yeah, maybe I try to throw us off? How would
call that a fail? Way to go? Time for your
Friday fail stories? All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

(50:55):
in his time for your Friday fail story. As people
thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that can
never go wrong, and then somewhere along the line that
went from being a great idea to one big, stinking
mega uber ultra. Okay, it's better better than last week,

(51:28):
way better, way better than last week. Not our best
work ever, but I mean it was it was a week.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
It was fun. It was fun. The classic mom questioned
for our first story. Here if your friends jumped off
a bridge. Would you do it to it? Question? How
high's the bridge? Is it a cool jump? Well? This
twenty nine year old guy in Vancouver, British Columbia. He
jumped off a bridge and ended up getting stranded on
the side of a river. The coast guard had to

(51:55):
come rescue him. He was taking the hospital to get
it checked out, you know, get everything to make sure
everything's fine. And then the cops talked to him, thinking, hey,
he might have been trying to offer himself or something,
but no, it was just a dare from one of
his friends.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
Of course it was yeah, so that did. Yeah, that's aw.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
You don't want to look like a puss exactly. Here's
one from Texas. Forty eight year old dude. He went
on a bit of a rampage after he tore down
the flags at a veteran's display and he vandalized the church.
Cool guy, wow. Nice. The man was tracked down pulled
over by the cops. At that point, he got out
of the car started acting all aggressive. He was eventually

(52:32):
placed under arrest and taken to fail jail. Now how
the cops figure out who they were looking for because
the guy left his driver's license behind on the grass
where he had destroyed all the flags. Failed. I got
another one of those, like busted by a dumb reason thing.
Uh yeah, oh yeah, this is it. Okay, another idiot.

(52:56):
This about some idiots. They were in and in the neighborhood,
breaking in the houses. Cops called and the guys thought
they had gotten away with it until the cops were
able to match the shoes that they were wearing two
prints that they found at the scene. Thanks to them
stepping in some dog poop and leaving a print on

(53:17):
one of the windowsips of the houses they were breaking into,
they were all taken to failed.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Now. This next one comes from New Hampshire, where a
group of twenty hikers decided to go up Mount Washington.
They climbed all the way to the summit, where they
were hoping to get a lift back down. Just one issue.
Summit services were closed for the season, as was the
entire state park, so the hikers they were trapped. They
had come to the mountain ill prepared for the winter

(53:51):
conditions and began showing signs of hypothermia. Well, lucky for them,
a train that goes up and down the mountain saw
them were able to rescue them. The State Parks Park
issued a statement saying that if you go up to
the summit unprepared and you don't have the right gear,
please hike another day.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Don't don't hike.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
That wouldn't have happened if you were sitting on your couch.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Yeah. And this is one of my favorite stories of
the week. It's about these three chicks. They were on
a trip and they had rented a car to get
around the area, and they were out and join the sites,
having a great time. Decided that their next stop would
be the ski slopes, so they threw it into the
GPS and they followed the directions just a little too well,
drove the car up the actual ski slope and got stuck.

(54:39):
You see this Every once a while, people will make
a hard left right into the water. Yeah, oh yeah,
I know it's telling you to take a left, but
did you see the water in.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
The office when Dwight's yelling Michael, it can't mean that.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
And getting the car down the slope turned out to
be tricky because instead of driving it down and risk
losing traction on the snow and crouching, the Alreadys had
to call in three cranes nice to pick up the
car and move it. That process took hours. Losers, women drivers,
Am I right?

Speaker 7 (55:12):
We learned? Do you ever get jealous watching TV commercials?
It's like for an suv or a truck and they're
driving on mountains or on beaches or up some rocky
hill and think, where can you do that? I want
to drive all over a beach.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Other people that customize their their trucks and jeeps and stuff.
They have the exhaust that goes up like a like
you see on a submarine. Yeah, yeah, that's for muddon gagster. Yeah,
it's thinking like, well, you're gonna gonna yeah creek or
I know, but you're in the middle of a city totally.
And if you have a car like that, this is
your daily driver, right you know what I mean? You
got the gas? Can I get having that for going

(55:49):
out and doing that kind of stuff?

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Yeah, you know they do on the weekends.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
And then you see the person who gets out of
that car and you're you're making a judgment right there
because you're looking at this person going like when yeah,
like like like dudes wearing carhart who don't do car
hard stuff.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Yeah, it's like this.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
This guy is only driving this thing around here.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Yeah, just go to the bank.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
He's only driven this unpaved Yeah, but just in case
the water ever comes up to the doors.

Speaker 9 (56:24):
He's good.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
He is setting ready to saving.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
Which will happen? Oh, can I share a devastating failed
story of my own. You guys are going to be
just shocked at this, and you can relate. I got
a piece of junk mail because I recently signed up
for Triple A, right, so Triple A sends me this mail,
clearly junk mail, so I just tore it up without
even checking the contents of it. The contents were return
address labels that I've been wanting, and I ripped them up,

(56:52):
thrown away, a bunch of brand new credit cards. Done
that sort, get your brand new credit card. And then
I did cut up the fake No no, no, no,
I have the old one and the new one. Put
them down the wrong one. The scissors cut up the
new one.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Damn it.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
And I've done that times.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
God, yeah, I'm paying without the sticker.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Yeah yeah. I had the the two cards, and I
had a bunch of stuff that I was bringing to
the shredder, you know, and walk in there, and I
realized it as soon as it got like the grip
of this shreader got grip of it. Oh no, no,
no no, because it was already gone.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
No no, no, no, no no, I'm glad one.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Oh hell no, you're not the only one.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
Thank god.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he's the number. As
you know, if you want to be a part of
the show, and coming up next, this is something you
can get in on dad jokes, you guys. Yeah, some
Friday dad jokes, you know, the little silly one liners,
fun stuff, one liner, little dad jokes. People love this
segment and we have a whole round of dad jokes
coming up next. So if you would like to participate,

(57:59):
you can give us a call right now for taking
those calls getting them lined up. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
What burn, Oh my god, the shows back al.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
So looking for your dad jokes. Run a dad jokes
eight seven seven forty four, Woody, it's eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. Keep it keep it like, keep it fun,
keep it short. Yeah, sometimes people call up and it's yes,
it's a punny like punchline.

Speaker 13 (58:30):
But man, does it take a long time to get
there to suffer through. That's the way the humor was,
especially you have the old joke books, it was these
like four paragraph setups for like yeah, dogs ever, yeah,
every birthday outright?

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Eight seven, seven forty four, Woody Friday dad jokes. Yeah,
and we'll go right to the phones with Christian.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Hey, Christian, how are you show? Love you baby?

Speaker 7 (58:55):
You baby?

Speaker 5 (58:56):
All right? What's your dad joke?

Speaker 14 (58:58):
All right?

Speaker 5 (58:58):
So why couldn't the toilet paper across the road? Why
couldn't the toilet paper across the road? Why because it
was stuck in the crack. So you're talking about butts?
Thank you, Christian, dad joke on the text? What do
you get when you sit on ice too long? What

(59:21):
holoids speak to you?

Speaker 6 (59:26):
See?

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Seas? I always go like, oh god, dad jokes when
you begged me to do the segment. But now that
we've done a couple, and then I remember that you
know what it is? Yeah, yeah, I mean okay, so
let's go to see bess you guys, what do you got?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Well?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
I hate dad jokes for two reasons. Number one, obviously
they're just puns. But number two, the name dad. Okay,
let's get some feminist jokes in here. And as the
lead feminis on the show, did you know that we
don't need to pay the women, the women the same
as men. We don't, we don't need to pay them. No, no,
just pay men the same as women. And see how
angry they get.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Get it.

Speaker 14 (01:00:00):
That's a.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Crushed it. Let's see if Trevor can one up you
on that one. Hey, Trevor, what do you show?

Speaker 16 (01:00:09):
How's it going?

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
What's up? Dad? Joke? What do you got? What's the
difference between a refrigerator and a woman? What's the difference
between the refrigerator and a woman? I think I know
where this is going.

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Oh wow, that's exactly. That's why I knew that was going.
It's a gay guy, not woman, I know. But I
think they were trying to play off of what you
said up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. As a feminist, you should
be all about that. I hate him, Nelson, You're next, up.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
Joy, What do you got?

Speaker 14 (01:00:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
So Mieli WHI walked out of the movie theater and
she said, oh my god, I'm lost, horrible, And I
said I see a finger singe strange.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
I think maybe he went to the theater for the
final episode of Stranger. Let's go to Oscar, Hey, Oscar
to lay a good dad joke on us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
All right, So why did the frog destroy all his clothing?

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Why did the frog destroy all his clothing?

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
Why?

Speaker 14 (01:01:20):
Because his best friend kept saying rip it?

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Greg Can didn't containing himself. Yeah, that one was not good,
Greg Gory. Yeah, I saw a sign on an out
of business brothel. The other guy did, yeah, said we're closed.
Beat it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Getting menace?

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Yes, well, I was excited to hear that Apple might
start selling its own cars. You do sound excited until
I heard they wouldn't support windows.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
Of the frog. One kind of sandals to frogs wear?

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
What kind of send us to frogs wear? Open toad?
This one off the text? What's the difference between a
wife and a battery? Sea bass? What's preposterous?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Notions?

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
All here?

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Batteries have a positive side. I figured that would play
your sensibility a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Of Hey, I have a question. Why did the jaguar
eat the tightrope walker?

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Why it was craving a well balanced meal.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
What do you call a bra that you just can't
take off? What's that a booby trap?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Greg, I love this one.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
You didn't read it your It's one of your favorites,
says When I die, I want to be creamy cremated, because.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
That's my last chance to have a smoking, hot body.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Like that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Hey, what do you call a lazy kangaroo? What a
pouch potato?

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
What do you get when you cast a lemon and
a cat? What a sour pusse?

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Back to the phones. Do you guys want technology? Animal?

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Animal?

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Animal?

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
All right, let's go to Danielle. H Danielle, what's your
dad joke?

Speaker 14 (01:03:22):
What kind of bear has no teeth?

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
What kind of bear has no teeth?

Speaker 9 (01:03:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
It's a good one, Thank you, Dan, Danielle. Let's go
to technology with Buck. Hey, Buck, what's your dad joke? Hey?
Good faring to dad joke?

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
Buck?

Speaker 14 (01:03:47):
What do you buy from an internet dealer?

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
What do you buy from an internet dealer?

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
What Instagram?

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Let's go to David. What do you show? Hey, David?

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
What's what's your dad joke? Good? O?

Speaker 14 (01:04:04):
Hey, So turn my walks into a bar and says
where's the bartender?

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Oh, I'm not getting I'm getting like you to enthusiasm,
wants to eat the bar tender like eating good tender?

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Right?

Speaker 18 (01:04:25):
Am?

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
I getting? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
It's all right, sure.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Is, Let's go to Michelle. What's up, Michelle? Hi?

Speaker 19 (01:04:40):
Okay, did you hear about the big thief escaped prison?

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Well, the police are coming in the area to find him. Michelle,
Thank you? I love you guy.

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
But hey, do you know how to make a waterbed
bouncier that spring water?

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
What does a snail riding on a turtle's back say?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks in
case he got a hole in one?

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
What do you call a hooker in Italy a prostitute?

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
What do you call a laxative with alphabet soup?

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
A laxative with alphabet soup? Yeah? What letter?

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Rip?

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
What did a horse say after it tripped?

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Help?

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
I've fallen and I can't giddy up?

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Yea. The internet connection on my farm was very weak,
so I moved the motem to the barn. Now I
have a stable connection here you go. What do you
call a hundred rabbits and a conga line going backwards
for you see bass, they say, a receding hairline. That's

(01:05:59):
what this one's really good for. Seas you're like this one.
How are women like hurricanes because they're strong and powerful.
When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave,
they take your house and your dog with them.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
How many feminists it takes to change a light bulb?

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
How many?

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
None?

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
It's the light bulb that needs changing.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
Truth. And what did the two strings do in a race?
They tied because their strings? All right, let's go to Amelia, Hey, Amelia, Hey, hey, Friday,
dad joke?

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
What do you got?

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
What do you call a homeboy in a nativity scene?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
What do you call homeboy in a nativity scene?

Speaker 14 (01:06:58):
What away in a manger?

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
I'd like away away in a minute. I think I'm
too white to get to get it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
I'm right there with your Yeah, right, thank.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
You, Amelia, appreciate delivery. Let's go to Tony, Hey, Tony.

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Hey, what are you?

Speaker 14 (01:07:21):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
You got the final one, the final dad joke? We
make it good man from last.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:07:30):
So a host walks into bar.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
And bartender ask them, hey, buddy, what's with the long face?

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Yeah, no, I'm not saying that menace. I know you
just passed me as Sarah Jessica Parker joke. I'm not
every time. I'm not doing that. That was great. Well
that's how you do the Friday dad jokes.

Speaker 14 (01:07:51):
Any really.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
A couple of a couple of not gettings in there.
But yeah, yeah, that's that's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
We like the commitment.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Yeah, ain't nothing but a jap. Thanks the bet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Ain't nothing but a Soco Sports Day with the.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
G Jeff Garcie. I think six yo. Happy Friday, Jeff G.

Speaker 15 (01:08:13):
What's going on a happy Friday?

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
What you show?

Speaker 15 (01:08:15):
Lakers defense was missing in action last night. Purple and
Goal lost to the Hornets one thirty five to one seventeen.
Here is a very bummed out Lakers coach JJ Reddick.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
I thought we fought me just another another team that
has a hot shooting night.

Speaker 15 (01:08:30):
Yeah, Lakers had no answer for LaMelo Ball and the
other Hornet shooters. Lakers can't guard younger and quicker teams.
We've seen that all season long. They definitely need to
make a move at the trade deadline. Lakers are in
Portland tomorrow. Clippers on the road today at four thirty
in Toronto, baseball Dodgers did it again. They signed free
agent right fielder Kyle Tucker two hundred and forty million

(01:08:51):
dollars deal. This year's Dodger lineup is going to be insane.
By the way, don't forget ten am this morning, tickets
go on sale.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
For Dodger Fest.

Speaker 15 (01:08:59):
And speaking of the Dodger, retired Dodger Clinton Kershaw will
pitch for Team USA in the World Baseball Classic NHL
Freeway faceoff tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena. It is
Kings and Ducks. NFL playoffs continue tomorrow, Bills and Broncos
at one thirty, then Niners and Seahawks at five Sunday,
Texans and Patriots at noon, Rams and Bears at five pm.

(01:09:19):
You know, last week what the show, I went three
and one with my picks. I'll try to keep it going.
Give me the Bills, Seahawks, Pats and Rams. And since
we're talking gambling, thirty nine different men's college basketball players
from smaller D one schools indicted for fixing games. They
were offered between ten and thirty g's to shave points
so other people could get paid.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
You know, gambling so accessible. Now this is going to
be a regular occurrence.

Speaker 15 (01:09:41):
And that's when at least this morning, shout out to
my oldest son, Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Man.

Speaker 15 (01:09:44):
Listening all the way from Rome on the free iHeartRadio app.
I'm Jfty and that's your SoCal sports.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
All right, JEFFG. Everybody, and how you got to your son?

Speaker 9 (01:09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Man, it's Jeff G. Beams. When he talks about his son,
it's like playing ball and rating hum. Yeah, okay, okay,
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I think I know what that is. Yeah, this is
the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Well, Sea Bass is not the only one looking to
get married, or it would be open to the idea
of getting married in twenty twenty six. He said that
was maybe as like a goal near yar revolution another
intelligence billionaire out there. Yeah, but this this dude is
also looking to get married. I saw this online and
this guy's looking for a husband. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Okay, so I've decided I'm looking for a husband now.
Hear me out, hear me out. I'm looking for a
straight man that would like to get married to another
straight man. You can date any woman you want to.
You can have many girls you want to.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
I'll never bitch about it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I just want a joint, two income household. Honestly, I'll
remodel the house. I'll make it have two master bedrooms.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
An if i'm the sern, you can have the master
bedroom now. I'll remodel the house and then take it
when it's done. Because we'll have two incomes, we can
afford it. A couple of things be nice. It'd be
nice if you like had a boat, you know, that'd
be cool. But if not, don't care. We buy one,
you and I buddy you and I. We needn't buy
one together. We'll have some nice That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 7 (01:11:17):
Guess what.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Holidays roll around.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
You don't buy me anything, nothing, not for my birthday,
not for Valentine's Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Let's just grab a couple of beers.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Doesn't that sound nice?

Speaker 18 (01:11:27):
Doesn't that sound really really nice? No bitching, no complaining.
Holidays roll around. Let's go get a couple of beers.
You know anything anything. You don't have a motorcycle, you
could ride one of mine.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
We'll go get you one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
We can afford it. Be nice to be cleaned up
around the house.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
But you know what, don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
We can get a maid, we can afford it. We'll
pay a little extra, have a clean topless.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Wouldn't that be nice?

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
That'd be nice. Guess what, no bitching, don't care. You
won't care. I won't care. I just want the tax benefits.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
I want the two income household and none of the
problems that come along with marrying someone of the office
of sex. You can, like I said, date whoever you
want to has many and many as you want to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Ow high five.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
She's a pretty girl.

Speaker 8 (01:12:08):
Ow high.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
She's an ungler.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Kills a kill. That's why we're saying that.

Speaker 14 (01:12:12):
Don't here what you do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I don't stay at all that long, drunkish, don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
You want to wash car parks and a dishwasher?

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
I'll give us.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Just gonna be nice, isn't it it?

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Canna be nice everybody. Not a bad great idea, not
a bad idea. More what the show's coming up here?
So what he showed me back back talking a bit.
We got the d U i Q coming up. There'll
be another chance to win some stuff. The drunks that

(01:12:44):
Sea Bass talks to on the streets, you know with
the trivia questions, you know, the d uy q on Akana.
That's what we do on Fridays. Love it is one
of you. That's great gory. We got menace Hi, Gina Gratis. Here,
there is Sea bats Ye, Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones
they're op in eighty seven seven forty four what but
not for long, becuse we're gonna need a contestant for

(01:13:04):
the duy q before we get to that. This guy
in Wisconsin, he was out of the town and uh,
you know, time for him to go home. On his
way home, the cops pull him over. They had gotten
some reports of a driver swerving down the highway going
both super fast and then also super slow. It turns
out it was the same dude. Reports of people, man,
this guy's hauling ass, and then another report coming into

(01:13:26):
the person he's not Yeah, the same dude. Before the
cops even said a word to the guy, they could
smell the alcohol on his breath from just feet away,
so they took him out of the car. He did
the breathalyzer well over the point eight limit. He was
zero point four to seven. That is twenty one times

(01:13:49):
over the list.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Like you hear about.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Oh they were like twice or three times the legal limit.
This guy's twenty one times legally dead on Tuesday. So
he wasn't even supposed to be driving, not because he
was drunk, but because he had a previous DUI. Oh yeah,
and he never installed that. He was supposed to be
that to blow start his car.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Yeah, he's not that kind of guy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
An interlock is that what they called it? The device? Yeah,
you just never installed that. So he was arrested and
charged another d UI failure to install the divide. I mean,
he's he's.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
Got there, he's done driving.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
I don't hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
I don't like their math on that. It's not twenty
one times over the legal limit that you'd be over one,
you'd be you'd be all alcohol at that point.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Oh yeah, I guess that's true. I mean they were
doing the margin of over yeah anywhere, Yeah, who knows, regardless,
he's inventive. What point though, what point is it lethal?

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
Well you think then, yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:14:40):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
Is there is there like a like a standard kind
of like alcohol poison. I mean, everybody's got a different tolerance,
but like, is there like a typically people over whatever
that is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Yes, yes, that is the point three, especially when you
get above point four that is lethal.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Can you get your own pertalizer? You can? Yeah, I've had.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I went in my office for a decade.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Yeah, you can do it. We've what's been drinking?

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
Well yeah, I mean I.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
Don't know how long does alcohol last? Like, let's see,
I probably had a great house. Not long, yeah, maybe
twelve hours.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
I mean, I have some fireball right here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
The general rule is one drink per hour is what
you can metabolize.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Okay, okay, So what kind of drink though?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
One drink as in a drink standard unit of alcohol
bridge twelve ounce beer, five ounce wine, one and a
half ounce shot it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
So what about this fireball? And this is how many ounces?

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
I once went to an auto show and that you
could do test drives of these certain models, and obviously
they wouldn't let you drive if you had been drinking,
which I had been, duh. It was an event. But
the person I was with hadn't been drinking, so he
did the breathalyzer, got a zero point zero, and then
I said, oh, just for fundies, I've never done one.
Can I do it, and they said, yeah, sure, and

(01:15:58):
I had been drinking and I blew as you point zero,
Oh lucky.

Speaker 19 (01:16:02):
Your magical Suspiciousody's texted over saying one point three is
the highest blood alcohol level that people have ever recorded.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
It can't be anything over one, by the way, it can't.
Well again, percentage like one okay percent yah point this
thing says it's fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
I don't know, man, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
That's an airplane bottle. Yeah, but how many what's the proof?
Probably thirty or thirty five?

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Like one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
We can do we can do something at some point,
you know, if you just want to if we want
to drink, but have we have to have a purpose
for it, you know. Yeah, it's happen like scientific.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Well, everybody has to have the same the same serving
of the same beverage, so whatever, and then to see, however,
like who has the best tolerance.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
And then we could do our own obstacle.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Course that would be the question for me, like if
we all had the same exact amount, we all blow
the exact same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
No, because you're because you have a high tolerance, it
will just go straight in your bloodstream. I would bet
Greg is like unaffective for the wonder.

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Yeah, maybe that's why I blew a zero point zero.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
I've got a pretty good tolerance.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
I mean before you have a way better tolerance than
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
See, like before I start feeling it like I'm maybe
technically and I'm sure technically drunk, but I don't. I
don't feel it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
It's weird, that's no fun.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
Yeah, exactly right, A cheap date. That's how I feel
about gambling. I don't win, so I don't get that.
You know, I never get that that that high that
people get. So what's the point drinking? It takes so
much for me to get to that feeling.

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
I'm like God, But when you do drink, you drink
big glasses of tequila triples. Yeah, yeah, just like and
just tequila in the rocks. Yeah, I can drink my
body weight and tequila. You have a way high tolerance,
higher tolerance.

Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
But if you don't get drunk, what's the point Because
you're always like the guys, I can drink forty beers
and not get drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
How drunk the person is for the d u i
Q that's coming up next. If you'd like to be
our contestant, we're uh we're going through the phones eight
seven seven forty four ready to find one. So again,
you don't have to get the question right. You just
have to guess whether the drunk person that Sea Bass
talk to will get it right or not. And if
you could do that correctly, you will be the winner.
We're gonna set you up with the prize again. The
number to call in to play the duy Q is

(01:18:21):
eight seven seven forty four three two one question, And
it is time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's
umbas contest is the d Q.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
D u y Q.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Sea Bass is playing the game to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Please, I find a nice and drunk person and ask
them just the simplest trivia questions in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
So the question.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Your job is not to answer the questions. Everyone knows
the answer, but the difficulty is is this person so
drunk that they won't know the answer. So if you
can guess whether they know TWIC said A three times.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
You win?

Speaker 7 (01:19:00):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Eight seven seven forty four. What is the number that
we told you to call if you wanted to play?
And uh, let's go to Aaron. Hey, what's up at
all right? Addy? You suck it, sir? Guy. You were trying.
You were trying to jump the gun on me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I know this.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
I'm gonna do this decade.

Speaker 16 (01:19:18):
No, no, no, what.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
No, I wouldn't Okay, okay, all right, great Aaron?

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
You ready to play the u IQ?

Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
A sweet? So before we get to the questions that
actually count towards you want an apprise, you're not. We're
gonna get to know the drunk person a little bit,
you get I just are how with it or not
with it? They are? And who is this person? Sea Mass?

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:19:42):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
And is you about to hear he's a good old
boy and he's not doing no harm?

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
All right, here is Chris?

Speaker 9 (01:19:48):
I noticed you kind of stumbling around lighting a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (01:19:52):
What have you been drinking today?

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Chris?

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Again?

Speaker 9 (01:19:54):
The darkest of the dark. So, Chris, you're here by yourself?
You're lone wolfing it? No, I have I have a
fiance over there. She'd danced with her friend. The girl
still hit on you? I soon, right, No, So I'm
what they like to call like a pee wee herman
pip squeak. I don't have that problem. She likes pip squeaks.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Apparently he sounds like a little guy. He sounds like Minnie.
Matthew McConaughey, KNDA, yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
By the way, Matthew McConaughey trademarked all right, all right,
all right, yeah her himself. Yeah, well yeah, for the
voice likeness, for the everything. It's all the AI stuff.
So it's pretty funny. The trademark registration state it's quote.
The mark consists of a man saying, all right, all right,
all right, we're in the first syllable of the first
two words. Is it a lower pitch than the second syllable?

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
And the first syllable of the last word, is it
a higher pitch than the second syllable? That is, I
didn't realize they broke it down like that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
And he I would think whatever company produced that movie
would own that phrase.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Yes, he doesn't. He didn't write it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Well if they didn't copyright it, though, well they you
don't have to once you create something that's that's proof copywriting.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
His lawyers applied for this back in December of twenty
twenty three. It was just to proved last month. And
he also has seven He got seven other trademarks too.
I'm not sure where the other ones are, and he
is an investor in AI too, he knows to protect himself.
Then all right, so aa Ron, we have the drunk
person here, Chris. Now we just have a little bit

(01:21:25):
better idea just how with it or not with it?
We believe he is. And then we have Menace and Sammy,
who are stone cold sober. They're going to try to
guess the answers to these questions, but their guesses are
whether you think they're going to know it doesn't count.
But but that's just for fun. Question number one, d
U I Q.

Speaker 9 (01:21:40):
Who's the second president of the United States?

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Who is the second? Everybody knows the first one? And yes,
who is the second? The thirty fifth, and the fifteenth?

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
We all know those, we all know. I would like
to start.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
I don't know the second president. Really yeah, interesting, I'm
going to go tsunami triple note wow, a big put
me down for triple now.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Yeah, I'm going to piggyback on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Triple No, Sammy and Menace, do you think that Chris
is going to give this one?

Speaker 18 (01:22:07):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
No, you don't No, all right, a A Ron, what
do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
No, not at all?

Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
No, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
Question number one, do you I Q?

Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
It was the second President of the United States?

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Sammy Thomas Jefferson.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Thomas Jefferson. Okay, menace James, any idea what that first
name might be? You're so close?

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
No, James.

Speaker 9 (01:22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Do you guys know who it is?

Speaker 18 (01:22:34):
I do?

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
I thought I did.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
Who is it it is?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
No, No, you want me to say I thought it
was I think it's Jefferson.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
I have no idea. John Adams, correct.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Greg, Why did you say no when I said if
you didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Because we already knew that Thomas Jefferson wasn't he was
number three?

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
Gotcha?

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
So question number one?

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Do you I?

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Aaron says that Chris won't get this one. Let's see
he gets on the board with his first point.

Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
What was the second President of the United States?

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Benjamin Franklin?

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
And he was well known for doing what Chris tell
folks about.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
It being on one hundred dollars bill. Oh, that's what
he's famous for.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
It it's a weird inception thing they gave. They put
him on the hundred dollars bill because he was famous
for being a hundred dollar Bill.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
And yeah, that's so crazy. Yeah, well, Aaron, you're in luck.
You got one point on the d U y Q.
Question number two.

Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
And what part of your body is your cocsicks?

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
I think, I know, I think I too. Uh say,
I'll say no for Chris Triple.

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Now here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (01:23:46):
No for Chris, for sure, But like Sammy's had so
many weird like I feel like Cairo practic things.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
But maybe that's like something that I don't know that was.
I'm saying trouble now, Triple.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
Now, I'm saying no to Chris, no to Menace, yes
to Sammy Ones.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
I mean, all right, Sammy Menace. Do you think that
Chris gets this one?

Speaker 18 (01:24:11):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
No, all right, Aaron your thoughts.

Speaker 14 (01:24:15):
No, he won't get it, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Question number two d U y Q.

Speaker 9 (01:24:18):
What part of your body is your cocksicks?

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
Menace? Writing down? I wrote down answer, I said throat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Okay, it was my guest pretty hot, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
Yeah, super hot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
I also said throat and gave the damn.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
I was just sorry I did.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
What would you say, chiropractic that I know I'm wrong,
It doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
Heiropractor couldn't do anything with your cocksicks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
I'm sure they pound on it or something.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
Where is it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
It's your tailbone, it's your body.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
And do you tell how the chiropractor hammers on your tailbone?

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
But it's part of your spye okay, But they do hips,
back neck, legs, Yeah, they do all kinds of stuff.
It's it's not your.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Finger for instance, or your throat for instance.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Okay, Well, it clearly made a different.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
I don't think that was that specific, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
That was that was he was a body part that
was helpful. That was that was a narrow It wasn't
helpful well to them though. Now if he doesn't know
this one, that means that Aaron's gonna be the winner
here on the d u i Q. Question number two
and what.

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
Part of your body is your cocsicks, your eyeball? And
if you lose yours, what happens to you?

Speaker 16 (01:25:23):
You go blind?

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Yeah, on a con of your eye directly connected. I'll
tell you that's a super easy round right there. Yeah, Eric, congratulations,
you are the winner here on the d.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
U i Q.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
Congratulations, Yeah, thank you, thank you, welcome. Hang on one
second and we will get all of your information. And
by the way, somebody had texted over that the Matthew
McConaughey trademark thing. Uh said that he improvised those lines,
and he tells a cool story about it to Woody
Harrelson on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
I mean, that is cool, But anything you do on
that movie is still property of that movie.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
That's what I was thinking too. It doesn't matter if
you improvise that.

Speaker 9 (01:25:59):
He may have.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
He may have said it later on and said, well,
that's the version I'm copyright at the time that I.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Said swift it. Yeah, yeah, what Yeah. My question number
three Matthew's version. Question number three d u i Q.

Speaker 9 (01:26:15):
Complete the following phrase A bird in the hand.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Oh, I know this one, little kids, this one? Uh man,
this one is easy. Uh no for Chris, Yes. For Sammy,
she likes old timey stuff. Yeah, phrase is it not?

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
I guess, but all phrases kind of are I guess?

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
Uh menace No, all right, so just Sammy. I think
just Sammy gets this one.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
For this round of the d u i Q, I
went triple no the entire time.

Speaker 7 (01:26:54):
I believe no.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
I gave Sammy one yes, but this one again triple no.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
This would be a sweet for missing one both if
they miss it, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
I think Sammy does know this. I think Menace does not.
And this guy seems like folksy. I'm gonna say yes
to Chris.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Okay, logic Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Chris
gets it?

Speaker 18 (01:27:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
All right? Question number three d U I Q.

Speaker 9 (01:27:18):
Plea The following phrase, A bird in the hand.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
Menace, is worth more than in the stove. It's worth
more so two in the hand is worth more than
the stove. A bird in the hand is worth more
than in the stove. Okay, let's what he might get.

Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
Have like it for cookings? Okay, yeah, okay, it's worth
two in the bush.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Does that sound familiar?

Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
Menis?

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
No, it doesn't really, Okay, part of it. Explain what
that means? I like, that's what I'm trying to figure
out as we're talking about it. I'm complete.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
The following phrase, a bird in the hand.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Is worth two in the bush. I don't know what
it means.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
I think you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Yes, you do, I don't. I'm angry at you. In
the wait, I could take a guess. I take a
guess and wait, that more worth more than two in
the bush. Yeah, in the bush. Okay, then yeah, because
you captured them, right, yeah, because because at least you
have one. At least you have one. Yeah, there are
there may be two in that bush, but you don't

(01:28:21):
have them bush. But you at least have secured Now
I'm getting you've secured the one. Yeah, of course, Okay, yeah,
anything about the stove and there it's worth three in
the stove. Question number three, d u i Q.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
Complete the following phrase a bird in the hands, egg
and a basket. That means a bird in the hand
is worth an egg in the basket.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
I guess it doesn't make a difference, okay that birds
come out of eggs come out of birds. I should say,
all right, well that's how you play the g u
i Q.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
This is so many.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
I can't believe what He didn't know who the second
president is. All right, well you know, I bet you
there are a lot of people who don't there know that, Like,
at least I'm willing when these questions come up. At
least I'm willing to make like I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
Yeah, these aren't all like everybody knows these.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Yeah, I just know I'm super dumb, and soone dumb
I'm just saying I'm super dumb in so many areas.
But I guess I'm saying that because there is hope.
My life has turned out okay, I've somehow managed to
get through it, yeah, and put together a pretty decent
Barbie is a millionaire exactly somehow. Did you see uh,

(01:29:41):
you know, fair Abraham, Yeah, back Door teen Moms. Last
time I heard about her, she was doing comedy in
New York, but something popped up. I just saw it.
She's running for mayor of Austin, Texas. She is, and
she announced her candidacy, but apparently she had no idea.
She thought the election was supposed to be later on
this year. It's not till twenty twenty eight. Oh, RB

(01:30:03):
from TMZ had to be like, uh, why would you
announce so early? And she goes, well, blah blah blah blah.
He goes, it's not till twenty twenty eight. She goes, well,
I know, because there's a difference between federal something whatever
and this, And she had no idea what the hell
she's talking about. So clearly probably just a who I mean,
I don't know, as a website publicity or Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
She was just getting ready to get ready.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Yeah, just getting ready to get ready, get ready.

Speaker 7 (01:30:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Anyway, Uh, she's also I believe a millionaire, right, yeah,
she's she's Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Yeah, but she still has the money or not?

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
That's the question. Yeah, I believe she probably does. That's
that's the question. Now, we did have somebody left a
message on the after hours voicemail a challenge for Seabas
Sea Bass. Please put a computer down.

Speaker 14 (01:30:48):
I'm listening all right, yoh with a body show all
in since twenty fifteen, I'm a team Seabas all Day. However,
I was listening to the podcast from the other day,
as I do every day, and the topic of tail
and all came up in the lawsuits. I challenged Sea
Bass to explain on the air exactly how thailan all

(01:31:08):
works in terms of the actual mechanism. Spoiler alert, he's
not going to figure it out because ken View doesn't
even know how tialent all works. So interesting rabbit hole
to go down the creation of talent all. That's my challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Good luck he gave away the answer that it is
a trick question.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Okay, So now the thing is, would I be interested
to hear Sea Bass really break down how tailan all
works for stuff I Number one I wouldn't claim to know.
But number two he again, he gave away. He gave
away the answer technically a little.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
In general cases, something binds to something else in your body,
either accelerating or stopping that chemical process.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Here's my question. My question is having a great day
you're driving around. That's the thought that pops in them up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Point being that it's one of those things like we
claim we know it, we don't know. There's so much
we don't know. We don't know how tailenol works. We
just know that it works, and so like that. That's
to me when people cry about Bigfoot and lockness monsters.
There are so many actual mysteries that you could be investigating,
but that's hard, and just talking about aliens at Bigfoot
it's easy because you can just.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
You know, it doesn't work. Laundry detergent, dude, I tell you,
unless clothes and things are designed so that the minute
you drip anything on the shirt, even like a little
tiny spot, or maybe it drops down on your pants
or whatever, and you can't get it out and have
to throw it away, force you to buy new ones.
It's like big jeans and big T shirt. You know,

(01:32:42):
corporations just trying to get you to buy more stuff,
and so therefore they're in with the detergent and the
laundry machine people to make it so you have to
keep buying new stuff. Like I got a gas station
sandwich and it came with a little tiny like you
see little ketchup packets Ketchu packet of like a honey
mustard kind of sauce to put on. It was like
a ham and cheese You actually use those? Those are

(01:33:03):
garbage to me. I just well, good for you. But
I was like, you know what, this dry ass gas
station sandwich that I'm eating out desperation needs something, So
I put it on there. But like as I was
going to put the I was doing this in my
car because I'm eating on the run, and I go
to take the little packet and put it in the
bag from the store, one little tiny strip hit the

(01:33:24):
right leg of my jeans. I'm like, you know what,
as soon as I get home, I'm on my way
home here in about an hour. As soon as I
get home, I'm going to out soak it and I'm
gonna use they always say, because I'm like there's got
to be for those kind of sauces, some kind of
you know oil, like a you know, oil based like
any kind of other dressing or sauce. Right, So I'm like,

(01:33:47):
all right, I'm gonna get on this one. I'm not
gonna let it sit. I'm gonna just take care of
it right away. I didn't, dude, nothing gets that stuff
Like you get one little thing on a shirt, the
shirt's done, especially if it's oil. Did you use oxy clean?
I don't have oxy clean?

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
I have that's your first problem?

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
Really no, because so I went online. I've tried different
things over the years. I'm the question is like does
anything work? Does anything really work for you? Get you know,
like a little thing in olive oil maybe or something
something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
It is tough.

Speaker 12 (01:34:17):
Check it out typically with like you have to keep
it wet, don't ever let it get dry. So wet
it right away and then oxy clean typically works. And
if it doesn't work the first time around, if you
pull it out and you see it still there, you
have to keep it wet and put more oxy clean
on it. Do not dry it if you don't see
it's out yet, and just continue the process.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Somebody has shares an oxy clean. Well, she's a laundry shatic,
as we all know. She loves it. So what I
I did have in the car actually, I had like
one of the little shout wipes. Yeah, you know, they'd
make it once for tide and different things, shout wipe.
So I did that like right away, and so it
was still damp by the time I got it to
the house. And then I read online with stuff like that,

(01:34:58):
you get a dish soap because it's it's meant to
break down grease, oil and stuffing, so rub that right
into it. They said, let it sit for about forty
five minutes to an hour, and then when you rinse it,
get the hottest water you can get going out of
the tap or the hottest water that garment can handle,
and then rinse it from the backside of the fabric
so it pushes it out, because when it fell onto

(01:35:20):
the front of it, you push it from the back
and it'll push it out as opposed to pushing it
deeper into didn't think about that either. I did all
that stuff and still it's it's like some of a bitch,
But I have thrown so many things away recently for
that reason.

Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
Like they know what this is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
I see I see Greg caring about his true religion genes.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Religion. I haven't heard that name.

Speaker 7 (01:35:52):
I haven't heard that name forever ago silver dude. It's
like it's frustrating.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
A spray and wash the ox cleaned. I always thought
that was just I see it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
I bought it once and that wasn't impressive.

Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
It's incredible, miracle worker. I highly recommend the spray bottle.
I'm getting it today.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
Yes, you should always have it on hand.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
It really is affect.

Speaker 10 (01:36:13):
I have a crazy question because it doesn't seem like
it makes sense, but I swear it happened to me.

Speaker 6 (01:36:17):
Can water stain your clothes?

Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
Water?

Speaker 6 (01:36:20):
Yes, like the minerals in water? Like can it like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
Like water on leather or like untreated leather maybe? Or
I don't know what what is it is?

Speaker 10 (01:36:30):
It swayed, it's like just like a like a sweatshirt.
And I'm like, oh, I got water and then I
washed it, and I'm like that's not possible.

Speaker 6 (01:36:39):
How is there still a circle right there?

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
I don't wait drinking? Wait, so this is after you
washed it or just you spot treated something and it dried.
I washed it was hard water.

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
Maybe what was now I think I'm afraid I'm gonna grow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Gills if it said a sweatshirt that that would that's
the weird, Like I could see it in something silk
where they're no.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
It wasn't and there was no oil in it or
something like.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Oil water that hypercolor.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Oh, I've missed hypercolor. I'm gonna have to look into
this more because I'm no, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Kind of worried, I know. I mean, you go online.
You see these different things that people say work for,
you know, different things. You get this on this thing,
get this out of this, and most of the time
I find that, like, who does this work for? I'm
following all the steps. It's never yours, it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
That's all I feel about carpet cleaners, Like they don't.

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
I'll give the I'll give the oxy clean thing another shot.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
Yeah, I throw away and it's better. And the spray
not the like dirt.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
Yeahs, yes, I can't the dirt.

Speaker 14 (01:37:46):
Water.

Speaker 9 (01:37:46):
You see.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
I can't afford to throw things away.

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
So I got really good at watching my clothes.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
You have this big I'm not gonna wear something that's
gotta just because now because well, here's the thing. A
lot of my stuff is like darker, it's like a gray,
and so we have that stain. It's very noticeable. It
just it pops out right. It's all solid colored you
know shirts or whatever. Now that I've messed with it
to try it makes it even more noticeable. Sometimes it

(01:38:13):
takes me some of the other color around that air
so that one now patch is lighter than the gray
and the other parts of the shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Taking it to a dry cleaner.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
Yeah, no, fixed in like two seconds to Sammy. Yeah, Sam,
is that you laundry challenge?

Speaker 7 (01:38:30):
You have some other in your laundry that's not your
wife or that laundry guy that had that show about laundry,
or just go to Zara.

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
And get some pants for twenty bucks. I'm yeah true
eight seven seven forty four the Borax laundry bar. Take
a couple of people with that one.

Speaker 7 (01:38:43):
I'm kind of surprised you threw them away, though, what.

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
Am I supposed to do? I'm never gonna wear it.
I'm never gonna wear it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
I was about to say the dumbest thing I've ever said,
what use them next time you do yar work or
something's hilarious? Idiot show.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Sensitivity training for a politically correct world. The Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's it for the week. Everybody,
We made it through the Friday morning. All right, let
me wrap up real quick. Anything you missed today you
can catch on the full show podcast. Anything you missed
this week, catch it on the Full Show podcast. Just
go to the woodieshow dot com or get it wherever
you get your podcast. Brand new animated podcast at our

(01:39:28):
YouTube page YouTube dot com, slash the Woodies Show. Anything
got forced between now and when the new week begins,
you can leave it on the after hours voicemail. Let's
not talk about getting back too soon. No, yeah, leave
whatever you got between now and then on the after
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four. Woodie Finals. Follow
us on social media. Look for us there at the
Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory, Yes, parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 7 (01:39:52):
Yeah. If you can't be productive, at least be attractive,
all right, I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
Stay productive, Yeah, because then then you won't need to.
If you're attractive, you won't need to be productive because
people just do they do stuff for you. Yeah, they
able to do the work for you, or that's what
you're saying, like you just uh, you know, if you're attractive,
you'll be able to marry well uh huh, you know,
be a kept man, right right, things things work for you.
It makes a lot of sense. You're making a lot

(01:40:20):
of sense.

Speaker 7 (01:40:21):
Just be attractive, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Thank you very much, great Gory, and thank you so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this week. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suck it. Have a
great weekend. S M D double m bye. Have a
great Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
You mother,

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

The Woody Show News

Popular Podcasts

Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt, Bowen & The Olympics

iHeartOlympics: The Latest

Milan Cortina Winter Olympics

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 16th 2026 Podcast

Episode Transcript

The Woody Show News .css-1q01m3q{margin:0 0 -2px 0;}

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt, Bowen & The Olympics

iHeartOlympics: The Latest

Milan Cortina Winter Olympics

All Episodes