FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 19th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. M hm, hey, what's good?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Everybody? Today is Monday. We are the Woody Show. That's great, gory, right.
We got Menace n Sea Bass is here. We've got
Sammy is our executive producer. We got Morgan, our associate producer,
is a video producer, and then we got Borton Menji
the Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here. Thank

(01:06):
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(01:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, coming up for.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
You on the show today, Gina and the Idaho prison
pen pals. So we were talking about dumb Ass Tyler
and different people.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Looking for love. Yeah, maybe you're.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Out there looking for someone who's behind bars. I mean,
you always know where they are. Ladies love them, you can't,
can't lose them. Moregoes out on the street talking to
people and it's a UFC edition of could you kick
his ass? We've got that for you. Also, Greg has
a question. Is Greg the a hole? Typically this is
Sea Bass for these questions, and most of the time

(02:07):
the answers, Yes, Greg's a tough for putt. You can't
just like guess, oh, yeah, he.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Probably is because I'm such a sweetie he is.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
He's just such a babe, right, So uh that More
coming up today here on the Woody Show. I saw
this this morning the New York Post. Here I'll have
I'll have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag Queen
named Lahoregistan as a visiting Professoragistan. Now, clearly that's a

(02:40):
stage namest.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Gonna name their kid that country you Fromishore Vagistan.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
My name was Lahore right after my divorce.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Get it.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag race.
My god, that's teach Lahore Magistan.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Harvard class Studies of Gender and Sexuality program will have
two classes. Queer, I don't even know if this is
f ethnic group. Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography, what is that phography?
Queer ethnograph I've not even seen that. Was that ethnography?

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Maybe that's another word for geography ethnic people, castro uh
and then and then also she's give.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Me a politics, stop it right now, gro politics, drag,
race and desire.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So of course there's people out there.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Prote I have a question paying for this.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Class, expressing their disapproval, and some saying that the higher
drags Harvard's name quote through the mud. Yeah, I love
the name. Lahore magistans.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
That's the best.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Professor.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Put that on my Starbucks order next time.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Do you think it would be route for me to
be like Professor Vadge.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
About it?

Speaker 9 (04:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Storm the Duck, he's a cornerback for the Miami Dolphins.
Storm okay, Storm Nortonton place for plays for the Falcons.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
And what was it? What was that? What was that?
Bit Key and Peel the best?

Speaker 8 (04:22):
Yeah there, it's like they've ever done.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
The East West.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Oh, dude, the guy and hey, uh you guys, this
is a real person. He plays for Eastern Michigan in
his legal name, not a stage name, is Noah Nigga
k and I g g A. And people are having
a field day with that, as you can imagine. But
he's leaned into it. He is selling merchandise, damn and

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and so of course there are people who are upset
by it. But it's it's it's legally his name.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, don't blame him.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
It's not like his parents even like changed their name
as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Does the parents know that when they named him they
had to right, what's the difference. It's their last name
wasn't Yeah, but to pick Noah's the first name.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
There was like a Dave chap problem. Just crazy.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
There's that Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where
like like the family they had an I don't I'm
not even a guess the name because I'm gonna get
it wrong. I think it is Yeah, but it's like, oh,
look he's got those lips, he's got those whatever, dude.
It was that show is so good. I'm seeing more Chappelle.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
It's that that pop up Yeah, you were you've never
been a key and peel fan know and.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Thank god, our friend Charlottagne and the God just backed
me out recently on a podcast saying how terrible.

Speaker 10 (05:47):
That they had.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Like, yeah, you want to hear some other good college
football names? Yes, please, the realist Clark he plays for
Kent State.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
He is the realist.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
There's a wide receiver who plays for Rice, Moe m
o h Billity Mobile.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, you get him a scooter.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Nitro Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Is he an American gladiator?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, It
does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Bears is
a tight end for Colorado State.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Now these names are cool. A defensive end for cal
His name is Legend Journey Rocky Beers.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
By the way, it looks like a Rocky.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Beers UNLV as a player defensive lineman Chief Borders. You
got Squirrel White who plays for Florida State.

Speaker 10 (06:39):
Hell yeah, like Indian Princess Group.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
King Large is an offensive lineman, ye, sir, Bible for
San Jose States.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Absolutely not excuse me, sir.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His name is Dude Person.
Dude Person, Dude person. U U T s a what
is U t s a receiver? Okay, Alpha Khan, it's
his name. And then you got Panda Askew, Like there's
an offensive lineman for East Carolina. You also get really

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good names when you start getting into March madness, because
people go here are the best names in the bracket,
and they'll make a bracket of fun names of players
who are on teams that.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Are in the bracket like that or you know, in
the tournament.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
D A T.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
You can help us with this one didn't like the
coaches son of the Warriors. He changed his name because
the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it, right.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Nick, Oh no, we so Steve Kerr, Steve Kerr's son
is Nick Nick Nick Kerr. Yeah but no, you know, yeah,
now he like I want to.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Say, I want nice and deliberate, and slowly.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
He's finally just yeah, no, he changes Nick.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Poda.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
It took a couple of years. You have the broadcasters like, yeah, dude,
we can't do.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
This a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
He's selling all kinds of gear, dude. He's making dumb
money on the merch' they're writing articles about it.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
You've seeing tons of memes on behind people try to.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
They're uh, they're wearing their gear, and there have been
people trying to get it shut down, and you just think, hey, man,
here's the thing you're gonna hear about it anyway.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
especially his last name. He was born into. It will
be right back.

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Speaker 1 (09:16):
Is weird the Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
I told you that Greg had a am I the
a hole question two for us now again, SeaBASS argues
that maybe it's Greg and Mario who are being the
a hole to comes to the relationship between general.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, problems and forget how about the rest of you guys?
Would you like me? I would like to go onto
that birthday party? Yes, you would have flown back from
where they were all weekend.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Well, maybe we wouldn't have scheduled that stuff had we
had known this. Yeah, three two six, says Greg low
Ki hates everyone on the show.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Is that true? Not everything? Not everything everyone?

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Everyone?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
See Greg, what's your am I A whole question? Okay?
So the preface to it is we are a two
vehicle household. Have the Toyota Tacoma truck, which rules, and I,
before getting the Tacoma, bought a different car. We're going
to call it car.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Car needed some routine maintenance because it needed like an
oil change, and I had something wrong with a tire.
Bring it in to the dealer and they say, okay,
we'll let you know when it's done, probably later today. Well,
I heard nothing that day. I thought, well whatever. The
next day they call me and say, did the oil change?

(10:39):
But you need this, you need this, you need this.
Priority number one is there's this problem with this coolant
issue that's going to be a fortune and more for
the final cost, et cetera, et cetera. We'll let you
know later today. Heard nothing that day. So another day
goes on and they said, okay, your car is ready.
You have a car's n under warn greg. Oh my god,

(11:01):
I know. So they say it's ready and I get
back and this is in the time that they had it.
They had texted me all these different problems with it,
and this coolant thing was priority number one. So I said, okay,
as much as that sucks, do it. If it's priority
number one and it's gonna wreck, might as well just
get that taken care of. So they put me in

(11:21):
an uber to go back to get the car, and
he said, now, just so you know, don't drive it
too hard and don't drive it too far. I said, what, Yeah,
because the coolant problem. And I held up my phone.
I said, you texted me that it needed this, and
I said, please, do it. Oh okay, Well we didn't

(11:42):
do I guess, so okay, can we keep it for
a few more days? And I said that's fine. I
need it to get done. And he said, well, would
it help if I maybe get you a loaner car?
And this is my am, I the a whole question.
When I bought this car, I signed what's called a

(12:02):
purchase agreement when I have responsibilities and they have responsibilities.
In this purchase agreement, it says, when you bring your
car in for service, no matter the service, it could
be as little as changing a windshield wipe or blade,
you get a loaner car. That's in the purchase agreement.
So at this point I'm on my last nerve. And
he said, would it help you out if I maybe

(12:24):
get you a loaner car. I said, you will get
me a loaner car, damn. And he said, well, I
don't know if we have any available. I said, that's
not my problem. And I pointed to the showroom. I said,
I see twenty cars right here. Yeah, so that happened before.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Just say, you know, Greg, I've had it happen before,
where typically they will give you the loan of car
when they have you know them available, right, and but
there have been times so they didn't because they were
all out there. Yeah, they had them out with other,
you know, maintenance clients. And so they offered me the
shuttle ride. So they're like, oh, well, we have a
guy who will drive you to wherever you need to go,
days to go, drop off back at home or back

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at work.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
And you know it's just some guy.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
Really, you have to yeah, oh, because I've only been
in this situation once and they rented me a car
when they want one, it turns out that's possible.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, exactly. So that was my sticking point and that's
why I turned into a total a hold. Well maybe
because I said, you know what, that's not my problem.
If you have them, or in the purchase agreement it
doesn't say parentheses if we have one, you know, maybe
if we maybe we'll try to get you one. So
then he launches into this tirade about well, other dealerships

(13:33):
stop doing it, and this dealer down the street they
don't even have a fleet of loaner cars. We don't
even you know, we're the only ones that still do it.
And I said, well, well, story, bro, that's great, not
my problem. Yeah, well, I'm going to see if we
can get you on. I said again, if you don't
have any, I see twenty five cars right here, pointing
to the brand new ones on the showroom. They ended
up getting me the loaner. It took another day. I know, magic, right,

(13:56):
But that's my question. If you sign a purchase agreement
that says you get a loaner car when you bring
it in for whatever reason, and then you get a
there's not a stimulation of it. There's no stipulations and the.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Worrying about like if when available, okay, based based on
availability kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
And then he said too, I could have gotten you
one if you had made a reservation for this service.
I said, I made a reservation a week in advance.
What are you talking about this?

Speaker 6 (14:20):
This is incompetence because it doesn't go both ways. If
they're like, will you sign a purchase agreement, I just
don't feel like paying, right, You know, it doesn't go
both ways.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Right, because I could just sit Yeah, at the end
of the month, I'm not going to make the payment
because I wrote in the purchase agreement. You know, if
I have the money, yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Right, five says before you even finish the story. I'm
telling you that the quote coolant situation is a fraud.
Oh no, No, I don't know. Is there a problem?
There could be a problem. I don't know, and I'm
not defending before I make a determination if Greg is
the ahole or not. I'm just trying to find.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Out what's going on.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
It was there something because a lot of times they
will say, uh, depending on availability or subject to availability.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Uh yeah, yeah, I'm trying to find the exact wording
of this parentheses.

Speaker 11 (15:04):
What if other dealerships don't do this in the future, Yeah,
what about us parentheses? Yeah yeah, what did they say
specifically about the coolant?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Let's see blah blah blah blah blah the coolant light
on leak repair is x amount of dollars parts in
labor and as other findings as well, suspension thrust, arm bushings,
last three tires worn down, this, that and the other,
and then the coolant.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Yeah, whatever that.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is, just do that in there.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
I know, right, it's not like a real thing. It
just sounds like you throw a bunch of words together.
Because the average customer of no idea what you're talking about?
Oh yeah, breaks, you understand everything and.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Then this coolant thing and I can't find the wording
right now, but it says something about if it didn't
get repaired, it was going to crack. Did I fall
for it? Absolutely well?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
But fall for it? I mean, they're supposed to be
the experts. You're driving this car. What do you supposed
to do?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Right? I don't hate a lot of these mechanics. I
don't know what they're saying, and I don't know if
it's legit, but I did it. And then I exploded
about the loader car.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Okay, So are you the a hole for exploding about
the loaner car? That's that's the question. Yeah, because what
we're judging on.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Because they then he was like trying to act like
he's doing me a favor, like I'm gonna hook you up.
I can hook you up. If I'm gonna hook you
I'm like, you're not hooking me up. You're honoring the
agreement that we signed. Yeah, you're not doing me a favor.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
I'm so sick of this. I'm so sick of like
the laziness, the incompetence, the arrogance. I like in quote
unquote customer service.

Speaker 11 (16:35):
Well, it's the move, it's always the move towards I'm
not going to help you exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
How can we? How can I?

Speaker 11 (16:41):
I've got some problems, how can I fix them? It's
whatever the opportunity is, not to help you, I'm taking
it right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
And it used to not be that way, right, and
then over the years has gone to like how yeah,
anything I can do not to help you, And it's
like you're either lazy or you're lying Texican in. My
wife just had this loader debacle earlier this year. She
has a deal with the dealership that has a loaner
program too, and they were very dicey about it.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
Yeah, that's the thing too, with a dealership.

Speaker 11 (17:06):
It's like you could say, well, so I can get
a second opinion somewhere, all your warranty and all the
benefits that you've paid for out the window, right, true.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Yeah, Bushings are a thing. Bushings are in your control arms,
part of the suspension.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Okay, Greg, part of the person in the firewalls.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
First of all, bush I know, all right? So is
Greg the a hole? Yes or no? Over to two
two nine eight seven. We'll let you know. Everybody says
what the consensus is on the text. I t everybody
gets a chance to vote.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Can I just reiterate that. I went back to the
dealer and they said, well, we didn't do the coolant thing,
and even though I did tell them to do it,
so I had to go back home again. So it
was multiple trips. Okay, but we're just judging based on
just on the loan reaction to the loaner part of it.
We'll hook you up with the loaner. No, you're not
hooking me up.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, you're doing this you're supposed to do, but you
didn't say calmly like that. I'm pretty sure the cars
on the showroom for I.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, I said, I see plenty right here right.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
There, right, So get your vote over to t to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
So Greg wanted to know if he was the a hole.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
He TLDs a quick story about how he took his car,
not the Toyota Go. I would never have a problem
like that. No, you know, I'm saying, yeah, this is
never big mistake. But brought the car into the dealership.
They gave him this whole thing about you know it's
gonna need this this this this delay delay delay delay
delay delay, and then well you know, you know, let

(18:30):
me see if I can hook you up with a
with a loaner and your contract.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Greg kind of lost his mind a little bit, like
went off on the dude, if we can find a
car looking at hundreds of them right now? Yeah, they're everywhere.
Not the a hole.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
I have never heard a positive car dealership story. Hence
why I avoid them all at all costs. It reminds
me of the South Park cable company rubbing their own
nipples in pleasure as customers complain. As someone who works
out of dealership in service, No, not at all, not
the a hole. There's usually always a loaner available, and

(19:07):
for not reading your message in the first place, they
should be scrambling to make that right. Meaning like the
one thing that Greg said, yeah, go ahead and do
because they said it was a priority. He wants to
go pick up the car and it wasn't done there.
Oh we didn't do that. I guess can you leave
it for a few more days?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Wow? Greg's demeanor makes him the a hole.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
A simple phone call before heading to the pickup to
pick up the car, to find out about the services
and just take the what's okay?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Making a quick making a.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Quick phone call before headed to pick it up to
find out about the services, and the total solves this issue.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's just Greg and technology.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
Why did you show up? Why did you show up
at the dealership at that time to pick up the car?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Because they said we communicate via text. We will text
you when your car is ready. They texted me and
said your car is ready, please come get it. So
some of that text geez weird.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Interesting, But overall, the majority of people that are texting
Greg is.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Not the ag Yeah I'm seeing a service manager says no,
not the ahole. Yeah yeah. And then when they text
saying it's ready, come get it, and then you should
have called first.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
Greg.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, I don't know. They made it clear we do
this via text.

Speaker 11 (20:17):
Greg, you know, you repeat what they said when they
kind of broached the loaner topic.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
They said to you, would it help if we hooked
you up, try to hook you up at the loaner car. No,
you know what, I would rather just be stuck here
and here. I haven't got my forty five thousand steps
in today. You have caught that I can just lie
down live here now. Greg is not the a hole.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Make the dealer honor the agreement and they can call
enterprise or any other rental car service and reserve him
a car. They always have the dealers, Especially if you're
gonna have a long term repair that goes on. They
won't give you just one of the regular loans. They'll
set you up with a something through Hurts or an enterprise,
one of the little local satellite offices that are close
to the dealership, and they just work it out.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
To be honest, I'm so you guys, you were so
passive and not say oh no, you texted me that
it was ready, so I'll just be here. Uh, I'll
be waiting here until the car is ready.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
But it was one of those days I just wanted
to go home, like I had been there so many
times that week.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Takes it in the moment, the textors overwhelming and say no, Gina,
no anybody say yes.

Speaker 11 (21:19):
Okay, I could you under a hold it? You could
have gone.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
You could have gotten nuclear ahole.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
What do you think, Jay, we could have got a
video out of the show.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
Show.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Well, I am one of your senior listeners. I was
that a concert the other day and your people were
there and I talked to them and said, what you say,
three nobody likes in your show? I think all suck.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Got a texture. It says I had an unusual dream
and mill of the night that I.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Was hooking up with sea bass. That's not unusual.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Uh is this a sign? And I should slide into
the cartnark DMS. Now see do I need a woody
dream interpretation? Oh yeah, I think you're just crazy.

Speaker 11 (22:12):
So please please don't use cartnarks for dming stuff because
number one, I know how screen shots work, and number two,
just you know, I've got a Twitter account.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
What do you producer?

Speaker 6 (22:25):
That's much more efficient?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Wait, so what what do you mean?

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Well?

Speaker 11 (22:28):
For instance, if so, let's say someone else makes the
first move and slides into the cartnarks official DMS. By
the way, I think we just hit one point two
million followers, so I appreciate that. Then, even if I
say my only answer is that I can say is
thanks a lot for tech for sending us this message.
We don't do that here because that that that account
only deals with carts. Because if I even say, hey,

(22:51):
that sounds great, screenshot, boom, I'll look at the cart narks.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
He's such a creep.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I thought he's about cards.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Okay, trying to do the right thing, trying to keep
business in personal.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yes, now I'm getting agency.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Yeah yeah, I say, because these YouTubers get canceled for
that kind oh exactly.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
And even if it's the other person's idea, it's it's
not that's not what it's.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
For looking for.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
As I saw that I was thinking about dreams over
the weekend, I was like, huh uh oh here.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
So boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight
because he had dreamed that he was going to kill
his opponent in the ring. After a priest and a
minister convinced Robinson the fight, he went into the ring
and he ended up killing his opponent, Jimmy Doyle. And
that's what people like, is this real? I look, is
a real story. So yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Pretty bad asked to say, I can't fight you I'm afraid.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
I kill, And so all these sorts ago right to
the comments and all these people are like, dude, this
is why I listened to my dreams, Like this is
God's way of speaking to you and communicating with the
Universe's way of communicating with you is through your dreams.
Yeah yeah, but and I let's hope that dreams aren't

(24:04):
real or telling or whatever. I've had so many ones, Right, dude,
I get these like crazy violent dreams, what kind of
violentce like we're like somebody is like being an a
hole or whatever, like you know what like as if
Mark Sanchez approached me in a in a.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Parking wailing on somebody.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Oh dude, I mean, and like we're talking like mega bloody,
dead dead violent, like it's something falling over there on
the off the feeding table. Yeah, And or just weird
dreams in general where you wake up going, oh, thank god,
that's not real.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
If that's the Universe's way of trying to communicate with me,
then I'm f I actually.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Had a dream last night that I was at an
Edge Sharon concert and he took off his pants in
the middle of the set and he had a tail
and I threw up.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
So that makes sense that why you're thinking about that
because you just saw it sharing. We've been making a
lot of jokes about how you say that you know,
you know, love of them, you would suck it to
the base. You know that that makes more when something's
like just kind of random out of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
I mean, are you scared, like is it?

Speaker 12 (25:03):
Like?

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Whoa Am I capable of that? Like when you have
dreams like that, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
That's a good question, but like, I don't like the
idea that it is the way that the universe or
God if you're a super is communicating through you, because
you like to just be able to chalk up all
the stuff that comes up in dreams as just that dreams, yeah,
not reality, and then look past it now.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Ever, want to get a good dream?

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Have you ever had one where it's like it absolutely
came true. I had one where the very next day,
So I had a dream that I walked into the
office and my coworker was wearing some certain jacket and
he turns to me and goes, oh, my girlfriend's pregnant.
Right walking the next day, he's wearing that jacket. I go, dude,
I had a weird dream that we're standing in this

(25:48):
office and you told me your girlfriend's pregnant. And his
eyes just got crazy because I didn't even know he
had a girlfriend and she was pregnant. He called her
right away.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Ye say so, if you're into that kind of stuff,
you know what here, I'm gonna I'm gonna repost on
our I'll put it in our Instagram story. Uh, this
post about this Sugar Ray Robinson thing and just read
through the comments, because there is story after a story
from people about kind of like what Menace just said

(26:18):
about how like, well you.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Hear about the lottery too, like somebody like that.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
They say deja vus, And it's because you dreamt it.
You don't even remember that you dreamt it. But then eventually,
oh yeah that was a dream and it played out
exactly the same way.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Have you ever had a shared dream? I had a
dream that this friend of ours in high school his
mom died in real life, and I had a dream
that I was at some sort of party, like a
wedding reception, and I saw her there, and I was
the only one there that thought, why is she here?
She died? That's so weird. Next day, I talked to
my friend Mike and he said, Oh, I had the

(26:53):
weirdest dream. We were at this party and John's mom
was there and I was the only one that knew
she was dead, and I thought, why is she here?
And I said I had the same dream last night.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's got me kind of creeped out. Really, yeah,
dream man, No, not about the violent stuff necessarily, but
just in general. Could you dream about stuff and you know,
things seem in a dream so real.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
But that doesn't seem like you it does happy something.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Like this, Well, because I'm thinking all this is like
along the lines of astrology.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, some reason I looked up his karma a real thing. Yeah,
like because I was thinking, there's no reason. I can't
think of any reason.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Don't they say it's always the opposite. If you dream
your teeth are falling out, you're going to live a
long life. It means you're gonna win money. It's a
wood show. I went through a earlier in the year.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
It was just one like just annoying thing after another,
and I go, is the is the universe mad at me?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Did I do something? And man?

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Was I doing some deep diving into my I'm like,
what could possibly have brought this on? If I chat
GPTs karma riffing, I told you that story just to
see because if it was like, oh, well there are
some kind of not I wasn't expecting anything, you know,
to tell me, oh no, it's totally real. But even
still I decided like just to kind of look back, like,

(28:16):
did I put like some bad juju out there?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Like and I really.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Couldn't come up with believe it or not. I know
a lot of people have an opinion about me one
way or another, because it's my job to be on
here and on the show and have an opinion. And
I give you my honest taking opinions on things, realizing
that sometimes they're not exactly uh you know, going to
be a popular opinion or the majority uh you know
will disagree with me.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
But that's that's what we do here.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Despite that, like I feel like I'm actually, in fact,
i'm a good person. Like I'm a generous person, I'm
a kind person, I'm a good friend, I'm a good
you know, husband and father. And things just happened son,
But but but things just happened. But I'm not a
religious person. But yet I believe in stupid stuff. Oh
you know what, I did bring back Greg, And maybe

(29:03):
because my luck has kind of changed a little bit
here recently, I brought the back lucky because Greg, Greg
brought it. Greg brought it up, like, well, you carry
the pace right.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
And you always say I'm not superstitious, but you have that.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
But ever since I put it back in its rightful place,
things have kind of turned around. This is very sa
A medical thing came through and like a couple of
other things kind of fell in somebody.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
So yeah, so dude, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Such a conundrum I am.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I don't know. This is incongrussy.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
But also I think I want to believe.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I kind of feel like like I want to believe.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
I want to believe in ghosts. They just don't come
to me.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, I want to believe, but I can't get myself
from a common sense standpoint to do it. But just
in case, I'll hedge my bat.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
People will hyper focus though, like if something early in
the day bad happens, then they're like, I'm just going
to have a bad day. So every little thing that's bad,
that's true. Same tell me that's all you focus on.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I said, if you think something's going to suck, it's
gonna suck.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Like that that will happen.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
If you have a completely negative outlook or idea about something,
it's going to suck.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
We also, like my brother in law is a neuroscientist
and he studies this stuff all day and he's a
professor or whatever, and there's just so much stuff that
we the lay people do not understand about our brains
that we chuck up to like magic or you know,
God or the university. We just don't get it. But
it's it's all. There's a reason for.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Two things just reminded me of of something. One was
I saw this video yesterday. It was this guy I
think it was in Ireland and there was a hole
in the beach and he was convinced that it came
like from some you know, alien or something, as they did.
And he was like, well, there was this rock at
the center where you could see there's a seer mark
on the one side. Literally, some guys saw this report
on the news and they hit the news team up

(30:51):
the news station, like yeah, this was us yesterday. It
was his dude, adult dude and a bunch of his bros.
And they were just digging a hole in the sand.
Oh yeah, each and that was that was the hole.
And so this guy looked like a total idiot. In fact,
I just I reposted that one too yesterday. That's on
our WOODI Show Instagram story. You could see that's really
funny the way the whole thing planet. But he was

(31:12):
convinced that it was these aliens or some other kind
of life format to put this hole on the beach
that sounds newsworthy hole in the beach, And then well
we hear about crop circles or these other stupid things
from time to time, like a three foot hole. The report,
the report is hilarious. The report is like, how I

(31:32):
always noticed the time nine to eleven, nine eleven AM
nine eleven PM. I might not have looked or thought
about the time for hours, but the second that I
You know how sometimes you're laying in bed and you're like,
oh man, I can't fall asleep. I've been here forever
and you roll over and you look. You mean, like,
why in that moment that I decided to roll over
and see the clock where it was not? Is something

(31:53):
going to happen on nine eleven at nine to eleven?
Are those numbers like of some you start doing this
whole thing. Of course I up on that. And just
because you notice it, you notice that or look at
the time way more than you think you.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Do, right, and that one's registering.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah, but you never notice or you never make note
or yeah it never.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
That goes to MENACE's point. If you has something happened
in the morning, that kind of throws off your schedule
for a couple of minutes. Then you're going to notice
all day like, oh the world is trying to slow
down bias. Yeah, yeah, right exactly. So you know, you
look at the clock a number of times the out
of the day, you've noticed that it's you know, eight
forty one, and because you don't give it a second
thought when you look at it's four oh three. Correct,
don't give it a second thought, but you do, you know,

(32:34):
nine to eleven, son of a bitch.

Speaker 11 (32:36):
And like Manister saying, this is just like therapy if
you're if you're conditioned or primed to believe you have
problems and you're stupid and you and you're emotionally wrecked,
and you're not going.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
To like this, Gina, that's a. That's a.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
That's another thing I'm starting to come around on with
Menace and Sea Bats. I think I'm more and more
on that team.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
After you, because I.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Think about it and I go, I don't know, man like,
like nobody's ever been quote cured.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Well, it's not about right, it's about it should be.
But you cure, I mean, you just get better at
living your life without without thinking the world towards.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
You and whatever you went to therapy for. Ye kind
of like you know, I feel cure resolving whatever that
is that one? But have I ever resolved an it?
Like you read all these things about no even they
talked to There's a guy they interviewed him. He's a
he's a psychologist, and he's like, no, I've never cured anybody.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
But do you feel like your life has become more
manageable after you went to therapy?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I did in retrospect, Yeah, no, because I teach to
But you pick up different things along the way anyway,
Like I just so happened to get that one piece
of advice that I love, Like, what's the worst case
scenario this?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Will you be okay? Yeah, then don't worry about so that.
Maybe it didn't work for you, but one thing out
of there.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
But do you think it helped you at the time?

Speaker 13 (33:56):
Because talk therapy is also a thing for a reason,
because you need to get it out, you need to
say it, and it helps you organize your thoughts and
what you're feeling and all that kind of stuff without
saying it to somebody in your life.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
I haven't categorized at this point the same way I
do the what it called the needles and the chiropractice.
If you feel like it helps you, great, Yeah, you
know it's religion, Like I'm.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Not a religious person.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
But if if you feel like that's good for you
and that makes you a better person, you feel like,
you know, like more connected to something whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Great, if you need that, You're like, great, I have
no problem with it.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
And it's also like hypnotism, Like there are some people
that just can't be hypnotized because there's there's a part
of their brain that won't allow it. There you go,
so you can't maybe you can't go to that place,
that's my point. And you can't go to that place
because you won't allow it to happen.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Some horrific things that has happened to people that they
do need to talk to somebody about.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Sure, I do support it, And they don't have anybody,
Like they don't have a really close friend, they don't
have it.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
And yeah, well so their.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Close friend isn't qualified to do that.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, I'm saying I'm fine. I'm not anti Yeah, i
think I'm just more in you know, the camp of
like a.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Menace and everybody.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, we got a little much. We got to take
a break. We're running aay eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Didn't dream that we would.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
I didn't mean to get on a on a weird
dream tangent, but I did. I did repost that thing
that got me all thinking about it, the thing about
sugar Ray Robinson. I had the dream that he was
going to kill his opponent and then everybody talked about it,
and then he actually did so. But read the stories
that people in the comments have, I mean, it's trippy.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
It's really trippy.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Well, uh, that's on our Woodie Show Instagram at the
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Check it out. I feel I got diarrhea. My mouth
is trying.

Speaker 14 (35:40):
The Woody Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
What is it that you're one?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Just like read before we went on the other she
was talking about there was something she left out, Yeah,
like six hours yesterday.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Yeah kind of drink was It was like this nast
lee chocolate like no sugar added. I packed with protein
like milk. And because you got me doing it when
you don't realize it. But that that like laughing cow
half life, fair.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Life not half life, yeah, fair life.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Whatever it is. I started putting it in my coffee
instead of creamer, and I was like, that's a fun
idea for me. So I got So they didn't have
that kind where at the store I was at, but
I was like, this will work, I guess. But then
I always separate all my groceries at the grocery store
by temperature, so they bag all the frozen together, all
the fridge together, all the regular together. Well, somehow this
one made it into my like face washbag, and I

(36:35):
didn't see it until I went to sleep last night,
and I was like, eh, And so I put it
in the fridge and pretended like it didn't happen and
I've been drinking.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
It all morning.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Wait, so you got it from the refrigerated section.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Yeah, okay, because the those ones that I brought in
they're not even refrigeratd.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Well, that's why I can't find them.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, yeah, they're in with all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Oh okay, Well I thought they were in their fridge.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
So which I was creeping out because my kids, when
they were little, my wife would buy them. They look
like little juice boxes chocolate milk, and I forget the
name of the brand, but they love these things. And
I was like, is this weird that we're buying It
wasn't No, it wasn't you. Who was It was like
chocolate milk, you would think, right, you'll see it at
Costco and just like non refrigerating, these tall, skinny like

(37:21):
rectangle boxes and then they lived.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
They do have some in the refrigerator section.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
But also like if you go down the aisle where
all the juice boxes and stuff are, they would have
them there too.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I'm like, this doesn't seem right.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Well, is it like a zimbic? Like you can leave
it out of the fridge, but if.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
You do, don't don't put it in the fridge.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
I feels a little weird, but I'll let you know
what happened.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Maybe because you know, well the question you mind after
something about where you got home from the store. You
didn't unpack.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
You No, I unpacked everything from the cold bags. I
didn't know they put this in with my face washed
and my room temperature stuff, which it was not supposed to.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Go in, right, But that even that you just left
in the forgot about it. This is what is It's
horizon is the brain.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Oh, I remember that.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
And they sell them like by the case, but they're
they're not in the I mean again, they have some
in the refrigerated milk section.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Let's ask.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
You go to Costco. They're buy the waters and the drinks.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
They're with all those other ones, the protein drinks and stuff. Okay,
Premiere Premiere Protein is the one that Costco always uh
pushing on the customers.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Yeah right, well I'll go back. Should I go back
for Premiere protein or for laughing coucheese.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Not laughing cow? What is it fair?

Speaker 5 (38:40):
I'm saying if you go to uh, you know what,
I think I might have an extra case of it
if you want it.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
No, I don't want to take yours.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's it's sitting there. We still have some. We haven't gone.
We're not going through it super quick, so you might
as well take it.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Well, since I'm only using a splash for my coffee,
I'll take one. It'll last me a week or.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
You to take them.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
And you know, after your husband's done working out with
Tony Horton.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
That's true, he's going to need to replenish it, you
know what I mean? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Comically large, disgusting the Woody Show. And we are into.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Another new out, insensitivity training for a politically correct world,
and uh Morgan went to power slap Menacey were a
power slop as well.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
Loved it.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
And then Morgan hung out for the UFC event.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
She's such a dude.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Yeah, she's such a dude. Yeah, but she likes it.
She loves all the all the fight and stuff.

Speaker 8 (39:31):
But there's a lot of women there at these events.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah, did you bring did you bring in your pictures?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Sorry? What was that?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Did you bring in your pictures?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Okay, good, did you pictures of the hot chicks?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
No?

Speaker 5 (39:40):
No, We sent her on out with a little a
little project little yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so she went
around you know who goes to these fights?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
People who like fighting?

Speaker 11 (39:52):
Sure, yeah, I fancy themselves fighters or.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Tough guys, you know.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
And so we he sent Morgan out with some photos
of people on the Woody Show, of each one of us, asking,
you know these tough guys, you know, do you think
you could kick this person's ass just looking just looking
at it, just looking at at the punt? And we
are these the photos that we the station photos?

Speaker 10 (40:17):
These are a professional publicity one.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Okay, yes, all right, pretty generic neutral but yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Like Sea Best says, like the fans of your see
and I get it now. Once you start training, you're
like oh I could do that, just.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Ten more years of training.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
All right, So let me let me see the first picture.
It's mine, okay, all right, so I'm just standing there.
I got my hands on kind of in your pockets. Yeah,
kind of like you know, tucked in my in my pockets.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Just an open friendly expression.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Yeah, looking, look and gross and fat.

Speaker 11 (40:48):
You do the class thing that every guy does when
you're with any kind of fighters. You have to hold
your fist up.

Speaker 8 (40:52):
Yeah. And now this is you know, not to make fun,
but what weight class do you think you would be
in for the oh woy? Yeah, if he was going
to fight.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Well, he'll have to be heavyweight, right everyway.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Seven to sixty something.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
But that's the problem with heavyweight is it's like two
twenty is maybe maybe seabask can google and it goes
up to that, so it's kind of a big. Okay,
So you would get your ass kicked by some heavy
kidding like they're going to be bigger than you.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Have a professional fighter. Let's start there.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
Well, there's the super heavyweight on the power slab that
we're at, and these guys you can't even knock them down.

Speaker 10 (41:32):
Well, that's different.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
They had a guy this weekend or last weekend, four
hundred and sixty eight pounds.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Light heavyweights up to two five and then heavyweights up.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
So just describe this guy that you were asking the question.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Okay, so this guy, we're waiting outside in the arena.
Everyone lines up early for the prelims if you're like
a serious fanily, and this guy caught my eye because
he's literally shadow boxing in line, which is.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Sure people don't know a shadow.

Speaker 10 (42:00):
You're literally punching the air like you know, punching your.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
Shadows and usually your sniffins.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, and you think you look really cool because I'm
on person now and you just look like a loser,
you know.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
So I'm like, this guy looks like a fun time.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
So she went up and talked to him, brought we'll
start with my picture. Brought the picture to him to
see what he thought.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I'm outside of the T Mobile arena for UFC, and
what's your name, Paul, I'm gonna show you some pictures. Okay,
So this first guy, you think you can beat him up,
no problem. How would you beat him up?

Speaker 14 (42:30):
I'd probably foot sweep him in the beginning and then
and then probably tackle him by the ankles.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
And get him down.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Okay, how long you think it will take you?

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Twenty five seconds?

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Five seconds?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Okay, all right, so no, no problem.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
And he weighed probably.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
Oh he's kind of skinny. So he was making one.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
Sound like a tough guy.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Yeah, he sounds like big pussy from soprano.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, he's guy. And you didn't tell us fun with that?
Oh yeah, Fox.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Do you think he could take what.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
You know?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
What?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
He didn't sound like he could.

Speaker 7 (43:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
He sounds like he does some type I mean, if
he's shadowt boxing a lot, he must do some type
of like.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
But my other thing is, though they say twenty five
seconds is quick, no it's not. I mean that's pretty long.
Like you can get gassed in twenty five sure.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
Long if you're a professional.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
But two people that don't know what they're doing a yeah,
you know you'd be gassed.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
By what's what's what's the next photo?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Who is our agent? Sebastian?

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Oh, here's the picture of.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Yeah, he looks angry. He looks like he's kind of
looking for a fight.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
Yeah, that's true. I did not want to be there
for picture day Smile either, but they made me come back. Well,
they made me come back for picture day two because
when they asked when they asked us the original picture day,
do you want individuals?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (43:53):
That's all right? And I get these emails, you got
to come.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Back for an other data.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Yeah, so he looks pissed. I think that'll help.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
Okay, he's he has a side for you to make
him you look a little bit larger.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Asking the shadow boxing UFC fan if he can kick
sea basses as all right?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
This guy?

Speaker 14 (44:11):
Yeah, yeah, I think I could take him, but I
just can't let him get a hold of him.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
He's a big guy.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
You know, he's an agent though he's an agent cars,
he's an agent for the cart but he has some
kind of training.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
Yeah, you know, it gets out.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
How long would it take for you to beat him?
Three minutes in the first round?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, okay, damn, all right, so he can he can
hit me in twenty five seconds for me all right,
so three three minutes.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
So far I'm the one that he thinks he can. Uh,
he can beat easily the easiest okay, sor right, So
SeaBASS will take three minutes.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Next up is Vaughn video producer, So Vaughn.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Always looks like a giddy child, and every in every picture,
the biggest smile, some kind of hand gesture, throw up
some type of like you know, rock horns or.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Something, and he you know what, it looks like. He
looks like a human monster energy can the white ones,
So those are.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
The crazy ones. Sometimes that's always smiling.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Yeah, he looks like something that's like a Versace logo.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Yeah, all right, So what does this guy think about
kicking Vaughan's ass?

Speaker 4 (45:19):
How about this guy?

Speaker 7 (45:20):
I gonna mess with him?

Speaker 14 (45:21):
Yeah, because you know, I'm not for nothing, but because
he's black.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Well, yeah, that had your kind of heart.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Their heads are kind of hard. Wow, black people's heads
are kind of hard.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
That's what he said.

Speaker 10 (45:37):
He has reasoning, not for nothing.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Not but nothing nothing, but the heads are kind of
a kind.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Of Yeah, they had your kind heart.

Speaker 14 (45:47):
I mean, I mean, hand on one, you broke your hand,
punch on one and I missed and I hit the
head and it was yeah when I was a kid.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
So yeah, tell me more about this story. Why did
you hit the guy?

Speaker 14 (45:57):
Oh my god, Well, back in the day, we used
to sell joints five dollars and I gave.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Him like twenty of them, and he never paid me.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
You gonna get yeah, I missed.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
I hit him in the head. I got a box,
this fracture, and I never got paid.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
And now you'll never hit a black guy again.

Speaker 14 (46:12):
I don't know about that, but I'm gonna make sure
I get him on the jaw. You look like you
got some soft cheeks, so yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
I say I would say, no, he's not gonna mess
with von. I'm not gonna mess with.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
It on your stage.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
So he goes to the end.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
I never heard they've got.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
If that keeps you from hitting people in this.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Good I've heard a lot of steroties about a lot
of different groups, and I never heard anybody.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Don't.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
You'll get you right in the horn. You'll hurt yourself.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Don't do the.

Speaker 8 (46:38):
Show fucked like just these people standing there, who are
you fard knockers?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
This is the Woody Show, can be the.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I still got a Woody?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Are good, old little buddy?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Minutes alright, minutes, all right? Menace is standing here in this.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Photo the most in arms arms cross he's doing the
arms crossed thing, looks slightly angry.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, he's got like a like a serious look on
his face and.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
It's very pale.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
This one's all attitude.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
It's one of the it's one of the it's one
of the typical menace poses for photos.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
But does it back to the future shirt sort of
take him.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Down a little back to the future racing. Yeah, it
doesn't look like it could be caught, you know, like
a glint of craziness in his eyes.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, just shine.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Morgan is waiting in line to get into the UFC preliminaries. Yeah,
this guy's shadow boxing while he's waiting.

Speaker 10 (47:33):
Line with his friend, by the way, who he was
calling Scar.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
The friend named Scar to paint the.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Picture, and so Morgan is showing him pictures of people
here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Can you kick their ass?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
How about this guy?

Speaker 9 (47:48):
This guy?

Speaker 7 (47:49):
This guy?

Speaker 14 (47:52):
Yeah, uh, thirty seconds, I'm just gonna hit.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Him in the jaw in the jaw one one punch.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
Oh yeah, I'm one punch shot.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
And why why does he look so easy to beat up?

Speaker 7 (48:02):
He just looks soft, like like a marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah, his name is menace. Though he's kind of like
a menace in the streets.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
I'm not afraid of that. Got whatever?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Okay, so you're up there with me at that time,
You and me, we're gonna get her, allow though, Yeah,
all right, who's next?

Speaker 10 (48:19):
We got g Alright, he's not gonna hit her.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
He's not gonna hit one.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You might want to sometimes, but you know you don't
do it hard hits if.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Yeah, all right, I don't know. I look too nice
to him.

Speaker 11 (48:33):
The joke, if I say from the back, is what
he's gonna say.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Yeah, I would hit it.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Let's see what he says next time.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
How about this young lady?

Speaker 7 (48:49):
No shot, I don'kay. How if she hates me first,
I'm just gonna run away.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
If you were a girl, would you hit her back?

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah, And if you were a girl, you could beat
her assure.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
You got them pointy freaking nails too. I don't like those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm not gonna mess it all at all.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Okay, I'm not gonna mess with you.

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
All right.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Gregory looks really way too nice in that picture, Like, hey,
like beer could kick my ass.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
Yeah, he looked more like a model in the Yeah,
he looks like from a Mervyn's catalog.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Hit this guy to hate crime. It's not even like
automatic hate crime.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I just spent a bunch of coals bucks. I don't know.
Just talking about hitting a gay dude would be but yeah,
you know you'd never know by looking at that photo.
That's true.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
All right, it's a shadow boxing UFC guy in line
waiting to get in for the fights. Does he think
he can kick Greg Gory's ass?

Speaker 4 (49:47):
How about this man? Wow?

Speaker 14 (49:49):
We might we might go to to Toll for a
little while. Really, he looks like he's in decent shape. Yeah,
so I would say I would beat him, but it's
gonna be it's gonna be a good battle.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Would you like knock him out or would it be
a decision.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to put him in a
choker choke hold, yeah, yeah, no problem.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Okay. Do you think this dude was one hundred and
fifty pounds?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Yeah, that's it sounds big, Yeah he does. He sounds
like a fat.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
New Jersey guido. Now where do we he's Boston. Don't
put that on Jersey to Boston?

Speaker 15 (50:21):
Where do we?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
What do we?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Where we put it? We put Greg before or after Vaughan?

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Well he won't even touch Va.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Yeah he's.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, it's hardhead right Next time, Sammy, it.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Is our sweet Sammy.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Man, this is gonna be brutal.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
And then this young woman I would.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Never but if I was a girl.

Speaker 14 (50:43):
Like a string bean, you know, like she got no
muscle protexture, and she's she's just smiling.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
She's just too happy. I don't think she's gonna fight back.

Speaker 10 (50:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
True, he's got her peggron, but I get in her
own words, she'd probably just sit there and cry.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
True.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
I think she's a scrapper and how could we could forget?

Speaker 7 (50:59):
This is you know?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Oh my god? Yeah, Bort, you got any what do
you think? What do you say? Any prediction?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
H mister tough guy, I'd say he's probably gonna knock
me out of five seconds for his picture.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
He's like yelling or something's.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Got a trench coat.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
But you may think that's what's gonna happen. Like, what
do you think he believed?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Do you think he believes that he could kick your ads?

Speaker 6 (51:19):
He probably thinks I'm a goth, will see, and that
he could take me out in a second.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Okay, just let's find out this.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Is the last one. How about this guy? And this
man has anger issues? I'll tell you that allegedly.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
I'm not going to mess with him. I'm gonna leave
him alone.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
You're not even going to take the fight.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
No, but he just looks like if you beat him,
he might just come back and try to stab you. Yeah, yeah,
I've got Yeah, he's off the list.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I'll say no.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I'll say you ever saw anything on fire.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
Behind the Walgreens when I was a kid one time
and got out of control and we ran away, But
we went back an hour later and didn't look like
no one got hurt and the building was fine.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Okay, Yeah, congratulations to me.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Borton, Vaughan were so.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
I would say it's like myself and Menacer at the
top as far as the easiest ass to kick. Yeah,
followed by Sea Mass Yeah, then Vaughan, What about Greg?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I'm sorry? Then Greg, then Vaughn, then Bored. Yeah he's
not going after even and then of course the girls.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Button come back.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Some guy that is obsessed with stuff that never trains, Wow,
thinks he can kick all y'all's ass.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
I mean shadow boxes like a chap.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Nobody in here has been in any kind of like
a physical altercation as an adults, as a kid. Yeah,
but I'm not sure about Gina, because I know for
like Greg and.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
I would say eighteen, I did.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yeah, I got arrested. That's still that.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
I don't think I knows.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
So that was cool.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
But even eighteen, I wouldn't really count. I wouldn't really count.
That's still twelve.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
I don't think I've scrapped. Doesn't No, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (52:56):
But obviously I'm the only one who's ever trained. Also,
so high five me. Nice you've trained, you say, I mean,
who took I've been doing that for more than I did.
Talk to a guy though at an event for radio thing. Yeah,
I did a UFC style fight, and I being a
guy who's three hundred pounds, I.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Did a power slap and one and beat everybody and
I won a million.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Nothing like kind of any official organizations entertainment like street
fight and now if anybody's gonna end up in a
physical confrontation is probably gonna be c Bass for the
card arks or.

Speaker 11 (53:31):
Throw one punch at me that I did block the
sweet that's right, I didn't you. I use a krapmag
style like block. You guys are laughing as if that's
not a thing.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Yeah, people.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Show coming up here, for you. Next. Welcome back, Greg.
How about this house? Okay, I keep seeing these things
and there's a there's a builder in Texas.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
I guess who's it's specializes in building these underground safe
rooms flash fallout have Yeah, bunkers were living a full
time type deal. You could if you have to, Yeah,
like if there was like some kind of ser clear
fallout or something, and there weren't. They're impressive.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
It was cool.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
The one I saw was awesome. They this guy again,
some builder in Texas, and this guy just got his finished.
It was a brand new house. They built it under
you know, under the house, and it had these crazy
looked like bank vault doors like crank like yeah, so
one closes, there's a middle section and there's another one
where then that closes and inside there's like a three

(54:41):
bedroom bunker.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
It's got like a theater. So that's in addition to
a normal house. Yes, it's up above.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
I can tell you.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I'm obsessed with these full kitchen.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
This thing had like some kind of like air system.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Yeah yeah, I mean I'm saying, like some crazy French
company that makes these like crazy air systems.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
So mister beast, he does have a video that he
released just recently where you go from like one hundred
thousand dollars bunker to a billion dollar bunker. So he
tours like all of them, they're crazy. The coolest one
I saw, though, somebody put in their driveway and they
hit a button and the driveway.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Lifts, and then yeah, it's pretty good. Cool, that's cool. Well,
there's a there's a house in Vegas. Looks ordinary on
the outside, but it's hiding this like nineteen seventies bunker
underneath it. It's listed for eight point five million gregs.
So you know, now the above groundhouse, it's got a kitchen,

(55:37):
dining room, living space, one primary bedroom, bathroom, that kind
of thing. But again, the main attraction on this thing
is this bunker that's twenty six feet below ground.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
You can get there by stairs or elevator. Yeah, that's
another thing I thought would be cool to have in
your house.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
In the elevator. An elevator.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
I toured that one in the Mister Beasts video.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
I saw a house on the market that had an elevator,
and I tell you, it ruined the house. It looked
it was one of those like cages tubes, like a
glass tube. Oh, it looked like like a bed or
a shower, like an RV shower or something like a
human bank tube.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Yes, and yeah, my my mom and my stepdad they
live in this like fifty five plus community. And so
one of the options I guess that people were going for,
because you know, the older but there are two story
townhouses that they're living in in this community.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Is this elevator option.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
I would absolutely do that.

Speaker 9 (56:30):
Now.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
It's cool because you open the door almost like a
bathroom door, and inside is the elevators, and you close
the doors, it just looks like it looks like a
hallway closet, like yeah, and then so that way you
know when your hip eventually goes back and you're old
and you can get up town. This can'd be cool
to have an elevator. I don't know how much I'd
actually use it, but one of my you have a
peloton in every years, so I always have an elevator

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one of those movie apartments where the elevator just opens
up and you walk right into your apartment.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
I stayed in an apartment like that. It ruled in
the middle of New York. It was awesome.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
So the bunker that this house in Vegas, four bedrooms,
three bathrooms. It's got this kitchen, a bar, I like
a wreck room around. Yeah, it's like a family room.
I guess use it for whatever.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
It's got an indoor swimming pool Gregg inside there. That's
pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
You gotta look at it, though, the decor. It looks
like a rundown restaurant. I told you it's a nineteen seventies.
It's a nineteen seventies bunker. So there's a there's a
hall area that acts like an indoor backyard.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I was gonna like it look like a yard.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Yeah, it's got like these sculpted trees, got this programmable
fake sky so you feel like you're more above ground
because I guess you're stuck there in a nuclear.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Fallout like whatever. But yeah, torture. Yeah, so so pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
They say the entire property is about fifteen thousand square
feet but a total of five bedrooms six bathrooms across
both the homes.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
But me, you were so right.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
It looks like kind of like a McDonald. Yeah, that's right,
but you can update it everything. The billion dollar the
flip on that credit, the billion dollar one that mister
Bees went to.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Still the the course sucks. Greg, you need to go
and help them out.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Eight seven bunker help forty four Woody, you can hit
us up of the text.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Over to two two nine eight Seven's a Woody show.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
That is Greg Gory. There's a menace. You got Gina Grass, Yeah,
Seabats is here. Yeah, you got Sammy Morgan's taken.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
New calls.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding begin
send us a text over to two two nine eight
seven Idaho prison pen pals hot. Gina loves it.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah, I'm just amazed they're allowed to do it, or
they somehow they find a way to do it. If
only they were you know, this imaginative and this focused
and determined on the outside. It seems like these are
the kind of people that if if the effort was
applied appropriately, they can probably you know, makes a pretty

(59:06):
good contribution to society.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Well, some of them are oozing charm. You'll hear it.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
That's not a thing, is it.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Just such a good guy, bad guy's crime, right, you
know you like you like I do like that kind
of a try. It's like her catnip, totally like grizzled,
older bad guy. Yeah, Idaho prison pen pals. These are
all people looking for love, you guys, are you know,
just looking for.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Some companionship, papanionship and nothing more. They're lonely on the inside. Yeah,
and they want to know you from the inside.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Exactly their bunk mates from the inside.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
They want your money.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Yeah, So Greg had that? Am I the a whole question?
This dude on social had am I the a whole question?
Wanted to get your your take on this. There was
a new microwave in the break room at work, and
within a couple of days the people in the office
all already broken it. Oh no, because you see the
way the people treat stuff even around here. Yeah, nobody

(01:00:05):
takes care of anything. I treated like garbage. And you
always wonder, how do you at home? How do you
live at home?

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Right? Well, you have garbage, you throw it on the
floor right here.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
The dumpster is the refrigerator because the food just stays.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
In there for months.

Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
Yeah yeah, but Mads, we have signed on eah refrigerator
that says they're cleaning it out every week.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It's weird.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
I still see the same spaghetti for three months.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Wed and since they can't take care of the stuff.
This dude's company wasn't exactly jumping at the chance to
get them another microwave. They just got one and you
broke it within a matter of dates. So he asked
the co workers, Hey, you guys wanting to pitch on
a new one. We bought one for the studio. I
bought one for the studio here. It was like a
hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah, they're not they're not crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
You don't get a crazy one. Not super expensive. But
they still said, no, nobody want the chip in. So
he went and he bought one himself, and because no
one else wanted the chip in, he put a lock
on it and he's the only one to use it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Oh nice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Okay, So his co worker said he's a but I
don't think he's a jerk. I mean, he didn't know
you broke the other one. Nobody wanted to chip in.
He really wanted to have a microwave work, so he
made it happen. Yeah, it's not for you, you didn't
want to chip in. I don't think he's a jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I think it's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
It's hilarious something that happened to Yeah, yeah, I was
gonna say, seabeck, how do you feel about this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Uh? Justice, right? But I mean you're a hole?

Speaker 15 (01:01:21):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:01:22):
No, I don't think he's a hole. And to one
up it, I would probably buy my own and put
it right next to it and put a lock on
it just to be funny. I wouldn't be offended by it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
He is an a hole, but he's right, Like it's
an a hole move, but he's right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Asked everybody if they wanted to chip in on it,
and you don't want to, but people might have had
to put in like seven bucks a year.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Yeah, no, I get it. I just think it's like, okay,
we get it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
When he wasn't the one to break the other one,
it was all the other monsters in the in the
office who just don't take care of things. Those same
people don't want to chip in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
For the new one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
You can see where he wouldn't want these people touching
this microwave.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
How do you even put a lock on a microwave?

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Well, I think he had it maybe in a cabinet
or something. My guess he had locked You know.

Speaker 11 (01:02:04):
Great question, Geena, Because for some reason they changed that
our microwave in one of these kitchens here for no
good reason. And the one they have now auto locks
on completion, So like a like, how do you unlock
it that? Well, there's an unlock button. It's very easy,
but it's also completely unnecessary and you can.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Probably I didn't know they had locks on the actual
on the microwave itself, there's a lot I mean, not
not a key lock, but like probably the.

Speaker 11 (01:02:26):
Digital right you're like one little button, this is unlock
because I would hit to throw something there for a minute,
I go what And then there's a little.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Key there, like what key?

Speaker 12 (01:02:35):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
So is it kind of like uh, when you start
the like a front front loading washer, the door locks,
like when you start the washer, oh yeah, and you
have to stop yet when then you pause it, you
need to add something, repose it, and you have to
wait for the go click and then you can open
the door.

Speaker 11 (01:02:51):
But you have to press a separate button to open
your mic which I've been I've been considering this now
for months, like, hu, what would the purpose of this be?

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
I already know because kids are getting dumber and everyone's
getting more litigious. Exactly, this is another child safety.

Speaker 11 (01:03:10):
Degrees exactly, Yeah in your hot pocket. But even though, Okay, Gina,
I see how that could be an inspiration. But if
a kid can figure out how to use a microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
They can figure out what.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
Very good point.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
But I don't know if it's for the kid who
put the stuff in the microwave. Maybe the parents put
something in the microwave and the little kid comes around
just like, yeah, it starts messing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
With I don't know, man, And why would we buy
that for the office.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Well, so in this particular case, uh, people were like
saying what we are, like, no, this guy's not the
a hole. And then there were people who were outraged
that nobody thought he was an ahole.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
It's funny, but these are the people who.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Break stuff and don't take care of things, and then
they they just want other people to take care of
the problem so they can continue to use and abuse
things that they had nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
They have no skin in the game.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
They didn't That's exactly what I was going to say,
have no skin in the game.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
He's not a hole. He's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
It's even funnier though, if it's sitting right there on
the open counter and they can't open it because it's
got this microwave lock.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
That's pretty that's pretty funny.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
I'm seeing this.

Speaker 11 (01:04:17):
It is Uh, it's for child child's safety, because you
know how when you were a kid, you just died
all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
I die with how many skin gras. Someone said the
hotel is just at the microwave had a button to
push to unlock. I felt like an idiot trying to
open that thing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Well you should feel like an idiot for putting that
feature on. And it's this may be a federal mandate,
which God, stay off.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Laws off my microwaves.

Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
You that's how the microwave probably got broken. Somebody was
trying to rip the door open.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Maybe how do you even break a microwave put in it?

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Yeah, they don't put all kinds of stuff you're not
supposed to put in them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yeah, maybe they too hard. Yeah we did that on
Perpect Herges.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
Six Star Wars eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie text
over to two to ninety seven. You got the Idaho
prison pen palace thing ready to go loaded. Baby, all right,
so these are all be Maybe we'll make a love
connection here, it would be nice. Maybe you'll you'll find
your new boo. Yeah, yeah, I can't Benji, maybe we'll
find you a girlfriend. Do ladies do this too or
is it just the dudes?

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
Every so often they put a ladies one in. But
she's just she's like, hey, I just said, you know,
come j Palmy, put a little money on my book.

Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
I'm breathing exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Yes, the guys have to like sing and they work
for it and do stuff all right, anyway, that's next. Idahope,
prison pen Pals. After the break here on the Woody.

Speaker 9 (01:05:36):
Show, he took a doll of mayonnaise, slapped it down
on the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
And like wiggled it around, wigled it around. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
So much uh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
So many different avenues friendsertainment between you know, the traditional television,
all the streaming stuff. That also includes the things that
you find like on social media. And one of the
things that Gina said that she was all about and
she's the one that introduced us to it. I had
never heard of this before, but Idaho prison pen Pals. Yeah,

(01:06:19):
they're the best because you know, she likes all the
true crime stuff. Yeah, prison And Greg brought up that
she's attracted to the bad boys.

Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
She is crime.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Yeah they do anyway. So these are these are guys,
they're they're in jail in Idaho. Yeah, they're Idaho prison inmates.

Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
Yeah, they're at the correctional facility. And they they want
to reach out to the community. They want to spread
their wings and get to know all of us. So
they put these little videos together and in the hopes
that somebody will write them back. So first, let's meet
our new buddy, Devin Elmore. He thinks a fun little
joke is the best way to introduce himself.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Joe, for you, you ever heard of dunk meat sausage?

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
You ever tried it? You say?

Speaker 9 (01:06:56):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Duck down?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Up like jokes and uh, good time chilling out here
in Ideaho. Tell me a little bit about yourself and
send a prepig. Yeah that's what you're doing, just chilling
out in Idaho.

Speaker 8 (01:07:16):
Ide is ICP related?

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Can you explain that joke?

Speaker 12 (01:07:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
For you, you ever heard of duck meat sausage? Duck
meat sausage?

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
Heard of?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Have you ever heard of duckat sausage? Never tried it?

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
No duck down?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
So oh so basically, suck my d d down the
duck down and get you some right sausage if you're
ducking you meat sausage. Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
I understand why he's in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Now do we know why he's You're.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Going to guess why he's in prison. Three guesses why
Devin Elmore is in prison right now?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Criminally bad jokes?

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Is it arson?

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
Aggravated assault or kidnapping?

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Easy? Aggravated assault?

Speaker 16 (01:08:09):
Arson, aggravated assault or kid that's a dude who thinks
he's real funny and he doesn't like being disrespected, especially
out of in public at a bar.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
Perhaps I can also hear like.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
The weird energy he's got, so like maybe like an
ADHD kind of like going on see that, and maybe
like if you actually had the time to mentally stop down,
slow down, think about it, he wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
But it was just kind of impulsive. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:30):
Kidnapping is a close second, though.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I was I was thinking between arson and the aggravated
But I'm gonna go aggravated assault, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Everybody's aid, I'm gonna say arson.

Speaker 16 (01:08:39):
Okay, because you can back your way into kidnapping. Accidentally,
you steal a car. There's a kid in the man
that way, all right? Well, the correct answer for Devin Elmore.
He is in prison because of aggravated assault. That was
the way you talked through.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
That made a lot of sense.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Very good you hear it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
Yeah, so far off to a good start. Well let's
move on to or Hey Lopez. This guy has a
silky smooth voice and like Sea Bass, wants you to
know he's a thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Oh sweet, you ain't gotta say too much from the
King good. You want to hit me, you ain't gotta
come me, your fell And just as bad as you
want to talk, I want to talk to listen, no creepy, no,
I want women only and we straight as a hair
over her.

Speaker 11 (01:09:28):
Yeah, yeah, your feeling that the original song you ain't
gotta call me, You're felling you feel really a beautiful song.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
You ain't gotta say too much from the King A
good thing. You want to hit me, you ain't gotta
come me, your fell And just as bad as you
want to talk, I want to talk to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
His whole rhythm is off. He's not he's not, he's
not a word.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
It reminds me of the guys the defendants in court,
like do you have anything saying? They're like to the
person I heard.

Speaker 11 (01:09:59):
Sorry, okay, you might know the reference here. That was
from master P presents the five O four Boys. What
I can tell really wasn't that original?

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Are you serious?

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
You don't you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yes, you know the five four I know the song.

Speaker 11 (01:10:15):
Yes, yeah, changed the word hip hop again out of
the way. You got to say the original words are
you ain't got to say too much for you. Look
in your eyes.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
I can tell you want to fight. You got call
me your boo just as bad as you want to
f I want to f to. It was about to
get undue credit.

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
That's super random because like you know, you played Doctor
Dre the Chronic And and then Sam was like, what
song is this?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
She's like master P, I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I know the song.

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
I could have told you who's saying it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Yeah, full surprise. He wants ladies.

Speaker 10 (01:10:47):
And he changed the words to hit me up and
not f because.

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
You know he's a nice guy.

Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
I mean, I did see you eating raps next.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
All right, Well, why he is in prison? Is Horry
Lopez in prison for possession of controlled substance, identity, theft
or shoplifting exceeding five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Let's do shoplifting. Give me the options.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
One more time, possession of a controlled substance, maybe identity theft,
No shoplifting exceeding five thousand dollars possible.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
I'm going one possession, possession shoplifting.

Speaker 8 (01:11:22):
Yeah, it's either one or three.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, three three.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
He was the organizer of a big ring of shoplift.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yeah, from home depots or something. S I'll tell them all.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
Right, final answer. Okay, Wood, you crush at this game.
He is in prison for possession of a controlled substance.
All right. Well, hopefully there's more because we're about to
meet John mcguira.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
He's an out of the box thinker when it comes
to protecting our borders.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Okay, here is John an Idaho prison pen pals solution.

Speaker 12 (01:11:51):
For the wall. Okay, I've got a team of signedists
right now tracking Bigfoot. We're going to catch Bigfoot, a
lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna make baby bigfoots. Put them
all up and down the wall, little Bigfoot huts. Okay,
you think twice before you bring your bad people into
our country.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Okay, I mean what so he just has.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
It's more of a platform. He's campaigning Murray out of
his open mic material exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
So let's comedians, dude.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Yeah, let's see if we can figure out why John
is in prison. Is it eluding a police officer in
a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute, or vandalism number one? Yeah,
you don't go to prison too much for vandalism.

Speaker 12 (01:12:37):
So yeah, a solution for the wall. Okay, I've got
a team of signists right now tracking Bigfoot. We're gonna
catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna make baby
bigfoots put them all up and down the wall.

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
So I don't see a prostitution, eluding a police officer
in a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prost or vandalism.

Speaker 8 (01:13:01):
Number one for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
But he's still in jail after like eluding the cops.
I guess what whatever you were running from. He's too funny,
solicitation of prostitution or he's still in jail.

Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
I don't getting prostitute vibe.

Speaker 11 (01:13:15):
This one's tough. Nothing's jumping out of me. To go
jail for prostitution, you have to be like, it has
to be their tenth offense.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
You got to be running hose. You know what I'm
saying you got a pimp, don't get Yeah, what are
your guess is? Greg, I'm gonna go with because it's
random vandalism, sway me, what do you got?

Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Number one?

Speaker 13 (01:13:36):
Also going vandalism for summer because it seems like a
weird guy and maybe he did enough damage it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Was like a protest.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
Yeah, exactly, I'll say I'm gonna go with the looting.
And he's in jail. Good more for I mean, that
was just aggravated the situation. But whatever he was running
crime he didto the chasing him in the first place,
aggravated a looting.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Aggravated a looting.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Wood He cannot be stopped there in a motor vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
And now do you know what he did?

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
They trying to pull him over in the first place?

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Was suspect? Was it just for speeding? And he wouldn't
stop it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:13):
It could have been here, you know, a California roll
you know stop sign, but he just kept driving. All right,
all right, let's keep going. We have two more. Let's
meet Jamie Joyce. He compares his lady to I wear
all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Here's Jamie Joyce.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses
slim but thinking all the right spots.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
And I can see you you sit on my face,
all right?

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
Oh one liner yeah or two liner? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
All right? What are the options?

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Stalking, involuntary manslaughter, stalking, possession of a controlled substance.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
I mean I already heard stalking.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
slim but thinking.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
All the right spots.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Sit on my face, like I like my girls running
away from me. Tru you said stalking. Yep, I'm glombing
on because you were winning.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Yeah, it just jumped out and like I got a
really strong gut feeling on that one. Okay, but watch
it be wrong. I like my girl like like a
girl with her doors unlocked. Yeah all right, And the
answer is the answer is possession of.

Speaker 8 (01:15:17):
That fine.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Such a catchup, damn all right, the one last one?
All right, you got it. Uh, let's get to Javier A. Roseco.
Pretty straightforward. He wants to just tell you straight what
he's looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Okay, bang my line.

Speaker 15 (01:15:30):
If you're trying to talk, don't hit me up. If
you ain't really trying to talk, get to know me,
trying to deal with that and no more, and bang
my mind if you want to bang my line, Yeah,
you me bang my line on twenty three Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Wow, yeah, bang his line, bang my line? All right,
so hit me up, bang my line, okay, or you know,
f with me. I want to make it a call
to like a company on something and I needed to
call me back. Heyo, bang my line?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Yeah all right?

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
See is he locked up for tax evasion?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Does he have a job we don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
Disturbing the peace, controlled substance and assault.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Controlled substance and sounds controlled substance is an agreement on
that he sounds dumb?

Speaker 7 (01:16:13):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:16:14):
Yeah, agree, Okay, so no tax evasion final answer, I
think no job.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
Javier is in prison for controlled substance and assault.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah good. What's what's the Idaho prison pen.

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
Whole prison pen pals and is the Idaho Correctional Institute.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
And is there a direct link on there where they can.

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
It's all aggregated to this Instagram account, to the Idea
Prison pen Pals account because they're not quote unquote supposed
to be doing this. It's not encouraged, but it finds
a way.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
I'm saying like, if you really kind of felt a
connection there in some way, should performs.

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
Look them up on the Instagram and then hit up
there Jason that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
More show is next.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
Showing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
So this guy he uh, he won a million bucks
on a scratcher ticket and this like a few months ago,
and he's been partying hella hearts in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
The last three months. Why wouldn't you How hard has
he partied? Well, he woke up one morning and he
couldn't walk.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Oh, and he couldn't breathe, and he ended up getting
rushed to the hospital and the doctors told him that
his excessive partying led to a bilateral pulmonary embolism aka
blood clots.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
In the lungs. That's how you do it. And so
the good news is he's going to live. The bad
news it's like a six to nine month recovery and
the guy says it's given him a new outlook on life.
It's like, dude, calm down, your medical bills will be
a million dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
One of the hundreds of people who have been better
off without winning.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Now this is this is England. I'm not sure how's
their healthcare system?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Do you pay us?

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Is it universal?

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
You don't?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
You don't pay you pay taxis. But but what I'm
saying is like when you go, you don't get a
bill from the doctor. Right, good, great question. I have
no idea. You know, I'm not a big international game.

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
I do have universal healthcare, okay, Google, right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Like whatevers? You know, medical bills, medical bills.

Speaker 9 (01:18:24):
You want?

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
But yeah, you want, you want a million dollars? Calm down,
it's cool. I mean, who wouldn't take a million bucks fun?
You know who also was partying pretty hard?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
This substitute teacher in Vermont in the news. One of
the kids knew something was off, so they told the principal.
Principal pulls the teacher out of the class and ask
her if she's okay, and she said that she was
great thanks to the cocaine that she had not only
in her system but in her jacket. And the cops
they were called and they found even more coke in
her backpack. She was arrested and so fire.

Speaker 8 (01:19:00):
Yeah, oh, is there a snitching box at your kid's school?
Have you heard about this?

Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
What?

Speaker 12 (01:19:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
I heard like this report where there's like these new
snitching boxes where kids can write notes and then you know,
whistle blowers. Yeah, and just drop them in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Yeah, the gossip girl. Yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
In Canada, this guy, he was going down the highway
pretty late at night. He was becoming increasingly paranoid, so
he got so scared he called the cops to tell
him that he was being followed by another car. And
the cops they found the guy. They pulled him over
and they noticed that, hey, man, you're the only car
on the road. They also noticed that the driver was
showing paranoid behavior due to the smell of some freshly

(01:19:42):
burnt weed that was coming from the car. Turns out
the guy had gotten so high that he thought he
was being followed the entire time, and there was there
was nothing there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
To begin with.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
It happened, so he was arrested. They charged him with
operating a motor vehicle while being impaired by a drug.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Which is the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:58):
We have this menace aliens, right, Yeah, it was being followed,
that's for damn.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
I love those stories of the guys who get so
high they call the cops, or what about the cops
that they were cops themselves, right, they got so high
and they had the brownies. Yeah, and they called the cops.
Because they thought they were dying.

Speaker 8 (01:20:15):
I don't believe, like I believe. I mean, if you
get really really high, yes you get paranoid, but you
always get paranoid about yourself, like you're gonna die, like
but have a heart attack or something like that. The cops, yes,
they believe. But the story about oh I'm being followed, like,
I don't know. I don't relate to that. The one
time I got mega high at a hotel room, I

(01:20:35):
thought there were ghosts in the room. Because no, it's
always like self inflicted things. I think that are going
to happen.

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
You do, maybe, Yeah, I've had the external paranoia too.

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
Yeah, but that's your baseline, like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Always, We'll be right back show, join fun, all right,
Todd to you, wrap up and get out of here, everybody.
If you missed on today's show, you can find it
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forty four Woodie, Greg Gory Party Words the Wisdom Please.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yeah. If Karma doesn't hit him, you can hit him
right sometimes karma is busy. Yeah, it usually is.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
And nothing says you can't lend a hand. This is
just way too slow, all right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, got it. Thank you so much for giving
the Woodies Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have yourself a great day. SMD
double M.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
I quit this bitch,