FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 21st 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it flies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody, Good morning.
Today is Wednesday. It is January the twenty first, twenty
twenty six. Hello and welcome. It is The Woody Show.
My name is one that's great gory hiding. We got Menace, Hi,

(00:57):
Jenny Gratis here, there's Sea Bass. Sammy is here. Morgan
is our associate producer Von our video producer, Dumbas Tyler
is here in the Woody Show production department. We have Bort,
We got Menji. Phones are open for you at eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can set us a
text over to two two nine eight seven coming up
for you on the show today, we're gonna get all

(01:20):
the trending headlines. We'll get the entertainment stuff, of course,
birthdays and porno birthday. But today I get a friend
of mine who you guys have met, and he's asked
me pretty much to keep his name out of it,
which so can do. I think you'll understand why A
little bit later on the show when we talked to
this person. Her name is Lauren, and she's dating this
friend of mine. I met her the last time my

(01:41):
friend and I were hanging out because like, oh, he's like,
I'm hanging out with this chick. If you want to
come by, like grab a drink to be great, I'm like, okay, cool,
stop by and do this chick. She's nuttier than a
squirrel turn and she's very nice. She's extremely nice. I
don't dislike her. I like her, but man, she is
not like she's a thirty four year old virgin, which

(02:04):
got my attention because I couldn't imagine my friend would
still be hanging around someone who's a thirty four year
old virgin unless there was something else going on. But
it turns out she's thoroughly entertaining because everything out of
her mouth is like one story is crazier than the next.
I had MORGANE, did you talk to her?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, I had a long conversation with her the day.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Am I saying anything that's like inaccurate? Here?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
No, honestly, you're underselling her so wild.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So she must have said to me a thousand times
in the course of a you know, hour that we
were hanging out in this in this bar, I'm having it.
She wasn't drinking, by the way, she doesn't drink. Okay, okay,
but she must have said to me a thousand times,
I've never had a penis in my vagina before. And
I go, all right, vaginal virgin, I believe is how

(02:48):
she she raised it. Oh yeah, so I said, I
gotta have I thought. So she went up to go
to the bathroom. I told my friend I gotta have
her on the show. She was dude, she's insane. I go,
I know, that's why I gotta have her on the show. Dude, please,
He's like, wow. So she's agreed to come on today
questions about how to be a virgin at thirty four
years old? Do you really believe her? Do you really

(03:08):
think she like? You could judge for yourself. But you know,
I like characters and she is a character.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
And your friend isn't frustrated by that. I guess it's
not highness priority.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I think I think he's intrigued because she does other stuff,
like she described her mouth parties as being like the
you know, epic. Yeah, like a lot of people brag
about that, most women do.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
But she's really hot though too.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
She's not a Battlokan chick. She's not a Badlican chick.
You would yeah, yeah, I know. I don't want to
say anymore. We'll wait till we'll wait till later when
we when we talked to earlier on the show, phones
are open eight seven to seven forty four. Woodie, you
can hit us up with the text over to two
two ninety seven. Oh manage she like a good day
in history thing. Yes, it was today, in nineteen ninety
four that a jury found Loreena Bobbit not guilty of

(03:53):
cutting off her husband's penis, not by reason of insanity.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
I think you would have been in self defense.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Did you cut his penis off?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay, well then you're guilty. Stop it with the my
reason of insana?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Did you think it was talking to you?

Speaker 8 (04:07):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Remember?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
She? Yeah? Then did you break your penis? Men as
you broke something? No, part of a conversation.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
Broke something the other day, And I can't stop thinking
about how upset I am with myself about it. But
I was getting rid of this desk and I was
gonna give it to a family member, but I have
to break it down and it has now. Is this
the correct term to ellen? Wrench right now, alannch Ellen, Yeah,
Alan wrench screw And I go, I don't have the

(04:36):
right size. So I go, all right, well I got
to drive the Lows. So I drive the Lows about
twenty plus minutes away. I go grab the right size
drive back and I start taking it apart, and then
there's this one screw that's, you know, kind of being
in pain. And I finally get it apart and then
I go, okay, well, I'm gonna lift into the car.
And the second I go to grab it, the whole

(04:56):
desk just falls over. And the problem is it's glass,
so it just shatters everywhere. And it's like right before
I have to go to bed, so I kind of
just been leaving it in my garage for I still
have to clean it up.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Now it's a total loss. And what sucks is the
desk uh I got from Costco, and I told them, okay,
well they really wanted to just get it from Costco,
but they changed the color of the desk so now
and so it sucks.

Speaker 9 (05:29):
But to clean up all this glass, it's just, dude,
it's gonna suck. Something tells me your wife has dealt
with a lot of like opening a door. I just
found it a.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Mess into my son's room.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Yeah, I mean, well, what would be the proper waving
and clean that up?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Iron I thought you had made a promise to yourself
that you were never gonna buy furniture ever again that
required any kind of assembly.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
I didn't have to put this together, but I was
taking it apart so I can transport it. But I'm
never ever buying any type of furniture that I have
to put together ever again.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
When you were when you were going to move whatever
it was, it wouldn't fit in the elevator, the couch couch, Yeah,
and people had all this stuff about, like you know,
you saw I saw a video the other day, Greg,
and people say this is how you move furniture in
New York City. And they showed this person getting a
brand new couch delivered to their apartment. And by the way,
this apartment is gorgeous, huge, big open sky, not jankie

(06:32):
like tight studio New York City apartment. This is like
one of those like ones you see in magazines and stuff.
But because it's an older building, the elevators are too
small for the staircases are too narrow for it so
they had to take this brand new, super expensive couch,
saw it, get it up to this person and what
it was. And when it was in the pieces that

(06:52):
used to bring up to the apartment, it looked like
something that someone was throwing away. They brought it into
the apartment. They showed them refastening everything together. Reattached even
the you know that felt kind of pieces on the
bottom yep, you know they like that kind of goes
like over like where the springs are. Yeah, you don't
see the springs and.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Things, almost like insation.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It looked. By the time they got it all back together,
it looked brand new again. Like no you and I
did that. It'd be like Menace with his desk.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Oh I for that the best part of the story too,
because once the desk fell over, guess what the tool
was inside the.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
The little drawer.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
So I went and drove the loads for no reason,
and then I broke it.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
I was just talking about this with my parents, like
we were having to throw away Alan wrenches because everything
comes with ye and you've got fifty of them. I'm
not surprised Menace wouldn't have one.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Alright, we'll get into the world of entertainment. Birthday's porn
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Speaker 3 (08:32):
The Woody Show. Birthday Birdy, I got to talk.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I gotta tell what I see.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
So I got the birthdays and the quarter of birthday
coming up for you at Little Bits. It is Wednesday,
it's the Woody Show. Some new details have come out
regarding the arrest of Keefer Sutherland last week. You know,
he was accused of an alleged assault against an Uber driver.
It doesn't look like it was so alleged. Yeah, apparently

(09:04):
there is some some dash cam footage or whatever. But
he punched the driver multiple times, tried to choke him out,
all while in the car.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
The driver then got out to get away and then
called nine to one one believe it or not, key
for something. Of you guys appeared to be under the
influence at the time.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, like multiple weeks in jail for a dui. Yeah,
he's already done in twenty hours.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
He's a partier.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Remember that time he ran and dove onto a Christmas
tree in some hotel or something like that.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Okay, rule he might have a problem.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I will tell you. This is a first hand account.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh, here we go. It's not one of your encounters with.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
One of my friends.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
And we all went out one night to two bars,
and at the second bar we didn't know where he was.
We saw him outside fighting a parking meter.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Just loves to fight.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Yeah, well, he's just a young guy. You know, we're
out of his system.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
But so far he's not been charged, still has to
appear in court early February. Uh for all this stuff.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Sounds pretty uh like it's bad news for him.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Brooklyn Beckham.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Oh yeah, the son of.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
David Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
We've been following the saga, the big the big fallout, right,
and now more is coming out about that, so apparently,
like and I was like, man, what's to be you know,
because they only speak through lawyers now and for the
dumbest reason, I mean, and and family has become a
strange for a lot of different reasons, some legit, others
not so much.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
But yeah, Brooklyn Beckham is saying that basically, like David
and Victoria the only thing they care about more so
than their kids or anything else is the brand, Like
you know, the brand Beckham. Yeah, you know, and so
nothing else matters. Like like I guess they felt like
because he's married, right, yeah, his billionaire, so his now

(11:01):
wife was not like on brand for brand Beckham, and
so like they were never like really supportive of the
relationship or anything else, and try to do everything they
could to keep them from actually ending up together. How
it a hot billionaire shit. I don't know, but I
think it's more about like the control aspect, right, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:20):
I mean they're a couple that goes out and matching outfits.
Everything is coordinated for them, their image, and if she
wants to wear a purple dress and they're wearing black,
they're gonna get mad about something like that.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
How does he live like that?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
It's it's so it's so weird, and people say, oh, well,
if I had the money that they have, like, I
wouldn't I wouldn't care, but I think you would.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
But also, did you hear the Mark Anthony angle of this?
This is pretty funny at their apparently at their wedding reception,
Mark Anthony comes up and like is supposed to introduce
the couple to do their first dance, but he says,
let's give it up for the lady of the hour,
Victoria Beckham, and she swoops in and has the first
dance with her son.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Yes too, yeah, oh god, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
He says, I don't want to reconcile my family. I'm
not being controlled. I'm standing up for myself for the
first time in my life. For my entire life, my
parents have controlled narratives in the press about our family.
I could see what that would be really annoying. Yeah,
you know, I would deal with it.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I thought.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
A billion has a new better family.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Now I thought about that with these kids of influencers,
where you see, well, they're just using them. Where you see, uh,
every aspect of every little thing that they do is coordinated, right,
like as far as uh walking in and out of
the house, and they bring the kids back. No, no, no,
you walk first and then cry harder. Yeah, I wonder,

(12:43):
I wonder what kind of Oh yeah remember that.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
One yep, start over here we go.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, like okay, so they're all pretending, you know, to
be super upset. Well, the kid was upset. Dog the
family dog actually died. Yeah, and she just didn't like
the way that the video is going.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
And show yourself more because your face is covered when
you're crying like that.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, like do it like this? Yeah, they're like this,
Like I wonder what long term effect that has? Like
what I would love to interact with these individuals as adults.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right, and there's no contact for sure.

Speaker 10 (13:17):
Brooklyn Beckham said that he had crippling anxiety his entire life,
and now obviously he's married and with his wife. He
doesn't have that anymore, so he's like, I'm not going back,
and they kept trying to break them up and he's like, no,
I'm here and I'm happy for the first time ever.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
Yeah, it's just you want to get rid of that
kind of stuff. Just marry a billionaire.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
I guess Kelly Clarkson's daytime talk shows expected to end
at her the current season. Her contract is up this
year and the show apparently is a lot to put on,
you know, looking at the landscape across daytime television. I
gotta that was another question, like does anybody care?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Does show?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Her show is really popular, but they just say it's
not sustainable anymore. And then Michael B. Jordans once considered
changing his name. I understand, yeah, uh, you know, comparison
is to Michael the Michael Jordan. But the similarity ultimately
benefited him. But he said just made him wanted to,
you know, make a name for himself. By the way,
the Bee and Michael B. Jordan is Fort Bakari.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Bad actor.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh no, but honestly, like what okay, so let's just
say you're the mom and dad your last name is Jordan.
Why would you give your son the name Michael.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I mean, if it worked for one of them, maybe
to work for my kid.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
No, but you know what I mean, like, why would
you set your kid up like that? You know, you're
just setting your kid up for just a bunch of teasing.
And yeah, like I'm not saying that you do.

Speaker 11 (14:41):
Everything that a basketball Michael Jordan's copter snowplowed parents and
stuff like that, but also, don't set your kids up
for failure.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
It would be the opposite of teasing, Like the rules,
your name is Michael Jordan's.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
I've worked with the Michael Jackson and he wanted to
go by Michael.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I remember an office space Michael blo. All right, Greg Gory,
what you got for us today?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
But if you're a fan of the band Poison and
you wanted a reunion for the fortieth anniversary, you're not getting.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
It because that was a fun show. I did see
I see. I saw Poison and def Lepper together the tour.
They were torn together many years ago, and that was
really good.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Like you and Gina, like Poison, I would the lead singer,
can you know he's Brett Michaels, a corpse Brett Michaels.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
I think of somebody else.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
You're saying to somebody else, Brett Michael is alive, and well, yeah,
the same difference.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Well, they want Brett wanted six times the amount of
money that the rest of the band was getting. And
they all were at the bargaining table and they said
they had a great offer to do this reunion thing,
and at the last second, Brett Michael says, I want
six hundred percent more than all of you, and then
they all walked away and said, screw that.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
What year does he think this is?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
What did he did? He say it that way like
as I want this much more than you, or was
he was he asking for a number that happened to
be six times more they were getting. The one that
explained it was the drummer Ricky Rocket. As you know, okay,
I couldn't have named any other person there.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
So then Ricky just said that basically, when they had
it all spelled out, it would be for every dollar
they make, Brett gets six dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
And so he said.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
That's how six to one works exactly. So he says,
you don't want to go out and work really hard
just to make somebody else a bunch of money, And
they all said no.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, So that's fine, and I'm sure they're you know,
they're they're doing okay, they've been playing shows for a
long time. Here's the thing. When you're the drummer yep
Ricky Rocket, I couldn't have watched that and I love Poison, okay,
So if you're that guy, it's not like the rest
of you guys can go out and do a bunch
of shows as Poison without getting somebody who's not Brett Michaels.

(16:58):
But the difference is Brett Michaels can go out and
do solo shows and do all the Poison songs and
sing them all and they'll sound exactly how the fans
expect them to be.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
And said, I'll give you his current tour and it
is the Casino Ballroom sure for Gatlinburg Conventions enter.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
So now that's that's one thing about him that I
know that he and like say Mark McGrath from Sugar
Ray have in common. They're like, dude, people want to
hear these songs that they know and they love from us.
They're not trying to like do new stuff, and you
know they and they will go wherever the people are,
so they will take any they'll do the the cruises,
they'll do whatever. And that's the point is like, Okay,
you can you can like say that, but now you're

(17:36):
not making anything. Yeah right, Whereas like Brett can just
go out and he can continue now he doesn't need
you at all. He'll continue to go out and you know,
do these shows.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
You get also time it for the fortieth anniversary, you know, Yeah,
and then the demand would just be so overwhelming.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
And I get being upset about it, but at the
same time, you're screwing yourself saying we're not going to go.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Do this, yeah, because they had all agreed to it
and they thought they had a great offer.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, easy money, security coming in now. So yeah, Gucci,
I men, it's what you got. Well, you might see
this online, but it is not true. At least that's
what mister B says. He says that he's not dropped
being a crypto coin on the day of the Super Bowl,
now drop it. Allegedly he's going to have a Super
Bowl ad where he said that millionaires will be made,

(18:20):
but don't know what it's all about. The reason that
people think that this crypto coin thing is going to
happen is because there is a crypto exchange that invested
in his company. That they invested over two hundred million
dollars into his company. But they said it's because they
want to build some creator platform where they can where

(18:40):
people can buy like items off of creators and things
like that. But they're not doing a coin together all right.
See must have a question because you you went out
for the Beast Games. I talked to mister yeah, and
then even make a through the first cut.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
It was literally one of the first few people.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
No, I've been watching, so I don't understand how exactly
a worse, but I saw something where it was like, oh,
this contestant says he doesn't regret you know, doing his
teammates like that because he got a million bucks, like
he got a million dollars from the Beast Games.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
Right, because he how does how does that work? He
does a lot of in game things where he'll tempt you.
He'll seay, you came walk away, now.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
You can walk away now.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
They did it literally the first we were there before
anybody got eliminated and there were still two thousand people
running around a Legion stadium. He said he I want
to leave right now, you can before he gave any money,
and this like seventy eight year old woman was like,
I'm done.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
He later put her back on my team.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Oh so he lost, But like, when was an offer
of a million dollars?

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Yeah, it was just hey, you can leave. And at
that point we'd been there.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
It was like three am at that point, because that
the production was so terribly run.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
One yeude, I don't I don't remember if it was
a million bucks, but it was a ton of like
hundreds of thousands of dollars, and I don't remember the specifics,
but basically it was this one dude and mister Beast's
offer him. It kept going up and up and up
and up and up. If you take this money. I
think it was about ten people get eliminated. And he

(20:07):
had befriended these people. That's the thing I hated about
the show. They acted like they were best friends for
twenty five years and they just met. That's exactly my point. Cright,
he turned it down.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
This headline was about how this guy took the money
and he doesn't feel and like the other teammates didn't
get anything. I'm thinking, like, okay, if any of those
other teammates would have gotten a million dollars, like if
somebody offered you a million dollars. Now, these teammates are
not like your actual family or actual friends like two
days ago, who wouldn't take that?

Speaker 9 (20:39):
Many people that didn't and then and they are your
literal competition exactly it will they will be if they're
not not now soon.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, like Mike, who wouldn't take that?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Yeah, that dude stayed so the other people could also stay,
and I think he turned down.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
It was like nine grand or an idiot, No, Gina
grad what you got?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well, Chris Pratt, he says he is when he's not
starring in a movie, he's still ripped af because he
was talking to the GMA folks over there and said
that he's always just six weeks away from the right body,
which means he doesn't have to like right suffer to
get back into superhero shape. And he's shown this a
lot of times, like that he's ripped and he does

(21:17):
these crazy diets and workouts. Do you remember when he
did that thing called the Daniels Fast. It was like
a Bible diet. It was twenty one days where he
only ate like stuff that they would have eaten back
in Bible days like fruits and nuts and vegetables and
whole grains, not a fast right, and no meat, no sugar,
no alcohol, no leavened bread, you know, because that's how

(21:39):
they went down back then. And he said it would
bring him a closer connection with God and keep him ripped.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, I think anytime you're starving, you feel like you're
going to see God. Right, there's a show that in
the commercial and not commercials, the cartoons like desert someone
looks like a steak, Yeah, the way they go mirage. Yeah, yeah,
I love those because you're, yeah, you're you're just dying,

(22:05):
the thirsty're so hot, you're so tired, and you started
seeing stuff exactly. Yeah, that I believe. All right, thank
you very much, China, gret it. It's time for your
birthdays and your porno birthday Showdayna, it's shiver Day. We're
gonna sit theage. It's Shiverarday. And you know we don't
do what birthday and we'll start with the celebrities. Happy

(22:27):
birthday to Luke Grimes. If you watch Yellowstone, he plays
Kevin Costner's son Casey.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Oh ok, the cool like dirty one right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, he's forty two years old today. Baby Spice from
The Spice Girls real name Emma Button, is fifty years
old today. Gregory's Gina Davis's birthday is Yeah, Luise a
La the Own and a whole bunch more. She is
seventy years old today. Jack Nicholas, the old school golf legend,

(22:57):
has a birthday today, Jack, which was his eighty six
basketball legend. Hakeem Olajuan is sixty three. Billy Ocean who
had a ton of hits back in the day ruled
when the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Caribbean Queen lover boy good down the mound trees. Yep uh.
He's seventy six. And then your porno birthday today is
a birthday boy Jody Johnson, and he's done more nailing
than a roofer in one hundred and sixty eight fine
films including Let's See If It Fits all Right, That's
a Fun Game. He was in from Peaking to Pounding.

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your celebrity birthdays, and that a little lookal what's happening
around the world with entertainment. Here on the show, Welcome back, everybody.
It is Wednesday. We are the Woody Show. Hey ya,
coming up later on in the Once to see tomorrow
it's tomorrow, geez all right, So tomorrow on Netflix, Burt
Kreischer's new show comes out. It's called Free Burt. Yeah,

(24:19):
and I think it's really funny. All friendships and everything
else aside with Bert. The show is a hard r
so menace you talk about all the time about like
whatever happened to like the raunchy just the fun fun comedies. Yeah,
it's a TV show. It's not a movie. It's a series.
It's called Free Burt. And it's about him and his family.
So think about like everybody loves Raymond, right but but yeah,

(24:43):
right where it's about you know, ray and his family.
This is about Burt and his family. But it's like
him Leanne, his daughters. You know, he is who he is.
He's a comedian. So it's it's it's really I don't
want to tell you Toobou. It's just really funny. It's
really well done episodes. Half yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
I heard him talk about this in interviews and he
said that it's based on a real time period in
his life. Yes, so yeah, and what he explained about it,
it seems really really funny.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Dude. I saw the first couple episodes because I went
to they did like a premiere for it, and uh,
and Bert asked me if I wanted to go to that.
So I went, and so my wife and I we
sat there and we watched the first couple episodes at Netflix.
And dude, like the the the interaction between like the daughters,
just the way they all speak in their house, because
you know, that's the way that that household is. Oh yeah,

(25:34):
talking and talking to Burt and Leanne, Like that's exactly
and you know, I mean if you know Bert, and
you know, like Leanne kind of holds everything together, but
she also she's fun and Bert is just like a child.
She's she's married to the person that she's babysitting, you know.
But in the the interaction, the the between the daughters
and then the interaction with the kids and and Bert,

(25:55):
it reminds me a lot of our house, and and
that's where that's where my wife and I were dying laughing.
Especially Bert's youngest daughter reminds us of our younger daughter.
Nice hard are. It's called Free Bert, and it's going
to be on Netflix starting tomorrow. I'm excited. You should
you should check that out, all right? So, Gina Grad,
you had a question for everybody?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, I really I don't love bringing this up, but
I do want your take on it. How long do
you have to be with someone, like either dating or
I guess married, to stop being embarrassed to ask them
about like plunging your toilet. Because I went and bought
a plunger, I went and chat gpted how to plunge
a toilet?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
What I did? I went so far? Okay, not until
he finally just makes me door. That's an old person thing, though, right?
Am I right about that? Menace? Like they say that
the older people are using chat GPT as Google, Well,
that's what I'm doing. That's not what it's for me.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
But here's the thing. I thought I was doing it
right until it was clear that I wasn't. So I
was like, what am I doing wrong?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Let me ask you a question?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, how you.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
How did you think you were supposed to use a plunge.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
I thought you just used the plunge.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I didn't mean what you put the well. It has
like one of those like cylinder things inside of it,
So you put that in the whole ninety degree angle
and you just start plunging. But I did not know
that you're supposed to fill it up with more water first.
I didn't know that was part of it.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
To get it to suction.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, well, no to.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, that's right. She's right to do whatever it's supposed
to do to plunge.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, so I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
To clear the line, I didn't wait. So you didn't
want your husband to know you clogged the toy.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I didn't want him to deal with clogging the toy men.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
So you say, yeah, interesting, plunger is like a mystery.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, it's a mystery.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
I can't use plungers either.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
You don't have the upper body.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I think that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I just didn't know you because I thought if you
flush it again, the whole room will over. Like I
didn't know you wanted to do that, and uh, And
I finally had to he he basically like forced it
out of my hand. I was like, you know what, fine,
if you're dying to do this.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Hey, Greg, do you remember we had this? Uh man,
when we just do the game, will it flush? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
somebody send us. Remember those ones that had like the
CO two cartridges attached to it kind of Yeah, dude,
this thing was cool. It had a CO two cartridge
attached to it, and you would like lock and load
it and you sumped it. Same kind of deal. You'd
push the plunger part to the you know, to the

(28:15):
hole in the bottom of the toilet to create that seal,
and then you pull the trigger and it would shoot
a big puff of like you know air the pressure
and that was that's what would free it. Was just
it was a way cooler way to do it, and
that would solve your problem with not having enough upper bottle. Yes,
that's a good way to like crack a pipe or

(28:36):
to get poop all over you.

Speaker 10 (28:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, it worked pretty well. We tried it out. So
you clogged it, well, it was clawed.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I mean it was I don't know who clogged it.
It was it's the bathroom. But when I went to
flush it like horrible things happened, okay, and I didn't
want I just you know, it's like you're trying to
keep a marriage like fun and sexy, and you're.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Not, like you wouldn't ask him to plunge your toilet.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Who cares? That ship sailed many many moons. So that's
the question.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
How many moons ago?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
A long time ago? I mean, I think once you're married,
I would say within six months.

Speaker 11 (29:12):
Yes, I super applaud for this, And I would not
blame her if, for whatever reason, she couldn't figure it out,
if she called somebody, because I don't know that it
wasn't you necessarily, of course you're going to say that.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
I don't know why you would be embarrassed if it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Trust me, I'd be thrilled if I was going that regularly.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
It weren't. Yeah, for everything else that he has seen,
like you just like bashed your face on the toilet
paper holder or whatever different.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I don't know, Like I just think body fluid.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
But it's maintenance. You don't want something.

Speaker 10 (29:44):
I wanted to take care of it, right, No, no, no,
instantly I would just say, hey, you gotta plunge.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Do that. Oh that's hey. Uh ask uh ask her
what steamboat will he spent this past week doing? Uh?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (30:01):
What did he do?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Sam?

Speaker 10 (30:02):
I don't know if he spent the whole weekend I
think would be exaggerated.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
But anymore, Yeah, he cleaned my apartment.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yeah, for a walk, and I mean he was going
to clean it.

Speaker 10 (30:12):
He got a new vacuum that he's excited about too.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
And like, what Okay, Greg, why would why would you
feel the need to clean your place? Like, are you dirty?

Speaker 7 (30:20):
No? No, I his girlfriend? Was she a real dog?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
He did clean to your standards.

Speaker 10 (30:31):
Uh no, But he was like as soon as I
got back, He's like, what what did I do wrong?
I'm like, well this wait, Like I I'll say thank you,
but then I'll let him know. So that because he
wants to be helpful, so you have to let him
know like what to actually do.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
So you went out in your life and he stayed
home and cleaned. I went out and walked my dog. Yeah,
and he stayed back in he vacuum.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Would you ever.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Like an hour hour and a half, God, would you ever?
Would you ever clean his house?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Okay, you thought about that a while.

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Over there that much because he has a roommate and stuff,
so he's always like my.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
Place, and I know you're looking to Sea best. Do
I think that's gay to be excited about a vacuum cleaner?
I think it's not necessarily gay, but it's kind of girly. Yes,
not necessarily gay.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
And does he like hug his roommates for a long
time when.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
My roommate but he because he needed a new vacuum anyways,
so he got one for Christmas and.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
It's the dice in.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
Okay, I'm back in if that has the light on
it so you can see everything that you're vacuuming it up,
and it is very.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Satisfying to get all the way in the back of
the closet.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Or text us answer Gina's question if you have an
answer for how long do you think you have to
be married before? Like you're not going to be embarrassed
to ask your spouse to plunge the toilet. Yeah, text
your answer out to two two nine eighty seven more
what he shows next hang on the back in the
bed on into another new hour Insensitivity Training for a

(32:02):
politically correct world. Thank you for being here, Yeah, Greg Vennis, Hi,
we got Sammy Sea masses here. Morgan is here, Gena
Grad is here. Yeah, she's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Well, President Trump was just on Air Force one on
the way to Switzerland when the plane had to turn
around and head back to Washington.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
It's happened to all of us, guys.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, he really turn it around. It was all because
of this minor a little electrical problem. But they decided
to turn around just to be safe. Once they landed,
CRUs got to work transferring everything to the backup plane.
Don't you love when you have a backup plane? And
then they were back on their way to Switzerland. An
hour later. Trump will be their meeting with world leaders

(32:42):
at the World Economic Forum to discuss his ideas about Greenland.
He'd like to have Greenland, and we're going to see
if he makes that possible.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
I think Air Force one is probably the only plane
on the planet that I would feel one safe.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Really, the only one.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, he just turned.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Around with an electrical greg. True, but then everything was
taken care of.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, maybe not as quickly. It's not like they got
back on board, you know, the same plane. They had
to use the backup plane. Yeah, but I've seen planes
with duct tape on them. Is that how they air
Force one? It's doubtful. It's not duct tape. Did he
get that new plane duct tape.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Plane from overseas yet?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Or is that like yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Well, a huge winter storm is set to make life
just unbearable for half the country this week. The storm
looks like it could be here by about Friday. It's
going to carry into the weekend, and experts are telling
everyone stay prepared. So this storm is being called quote
a widespread, potential catastrophic event from Texas to the Carolina.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Get your hat and gloves, get your muff every time.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well, forecasters say that ice could wagh down trees and
power line screwup power for millions of people. Heavy snow, sleet,
freezing rain all expected to start in the Midwest before
heading over the East coast. So if you're traveling this
week and especially to the south, just be prepared for
delays and cancelations and maybe they'll move you from Air
Force one to your backup plane.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
I think they started the track of the storm from
this studio because it's so freaking cold.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
I was just thinking, why damn cold?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It's always Frosty. It's Frosty the snowman here. Oh yeah,
it looks like former Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel is
headed to the Chargers as their offensive coordinator. After he
was fired, he interviewed with a bunch of teams, including
the Lions, but they want another direction. Fans weren't thrilled
about that. He was also in the mix for jobs

(34:35):
in Philly and Tampa, but the Chargers ended up winning
out and they of course have QB Justin Herbert and
a ton of young players. But the real selling point
is that the teams in California and McDaniel spent a
lot of his early years where Greg, where was he
in his early ye where tell me he was with
the Niners in San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I wanted you to tell me no, much like sammy attention,
So here we go. I don't. I don't think you're
going to have that heart of a time with paying
less attention, true ball something say that out of the
bitterness because the Niners lost, of course, and you know,
because it's your hometown. But I don't know how much
time and pure emotion you're putting into the team. Niners

(35:17):
never heard of him who's that though, He's got a
very punishable face. Now I got to see, oh dude,
he is like he looks like a wet rat. What
oh god?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
He does?

Speaker 7 (35:28):
Does he does? Like? Right, I get it? Yeah, I see.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Oh yeah. And the evolution that there's been all these
pictures like when he first started with Dolphins compared to
his last year with Dolphins, the evolution of his quote. Look, yeah,
it's just look like in football he looks like the
captain of the chess club exactly, you know, and he
would use the words like artistsan and curation.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, it's just this dork. Yeah he's not he's not
a hipster. He's just a dork. I figure, I think,
figure out a way to hang with the jocks. Yeah,
I got a little swag.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah, he looks like my barista Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, he's kind of like a Yeah but he thought
him with legal questions.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
No, but he's not. Yeah, he's not hipster. He doesn't
give that vibe. He definitely just gives more like the dork,
like the guy the guy who's like, you know, waiting
and you know, trying to get like Pokemon cars the
minute they're released and.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
I don't know, if you know, like kind of like
a hype beast vibe.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, his face doesn't match his profession.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Sammy, do you think I don't dislike him?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:37):
No, okay, like a rat look like rat face.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Different Now this is like bull ratch.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah yeah yeah, but lady, it's good news. You guys
are fit in the same size clothes. You can wear
those slim fits like well.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Two new members have been elected to the MLB Hall
of Fame. That's outfielder at Carlos Beltran made the Hall
on his fourth try, earning eighty four percent of the votes,
and he was joined by outfielder Andrew Jones, who just
made it over the seventy five percent threshold at seventy
eight percent on his ninth try.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I don't know why. I like the videos where you know,
the player sitting by the phone. Oh, and then the
guy from the Hall of Fame calls it. I like
when when they don't get it, it's it's no, it's
it's it's right up there with soldiers coming home, Oh wow,
dogs recognizing their owners. I don't know if it has
not as strong an effect as those two categories of videos.

(37:29):
It's good, but man I heard. I didn't even see
the video. I just heard the audio of them calling
Beltron and telling him that he made the Hall of Fame.
I'm just imagining, like what a like, what a feeling
that must be, like you're going into the Hall of Fame.
That's it's pretty cool, you know what people put.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
In that category. But I disagree when the camera when
the family sets up the camera just to read the
email if their kid got into college, you already sat up.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
The cameras mean though, because I don't care when colorblind
people get those glasses.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I don't care about it for.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
The first time.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
What about when they give babies those glasses?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
That's like pretty cute, that's pretty you're talking about the
ones the babies are able to hear.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I love the cochlear ones, but the little bottle cap
glasses that they put on the baby and then they
see their Mommy's so.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Many questions about that though, like do they do that?
How do they know which prescription? They can't tell the baby,
like which one looks better?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Baby's like google gog on near some right too. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
They have technology.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Well, Nike is dealing with a little backlash over a
sneaker that some people are calling a tone deaf tribute
to Martin Luther King Junior. So the shoes called the
Lebron twenty three honor the King, and it's the same
teal color as the sign at the Lorraine Motel in
Memphis where MLK was assassinated and has the word equality
on the heel. Lebron wore the shoes during a game
this month, and some people are big mad about it.

(38:52):
They call the design tasteless and asked how whatever even.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
The shoes are hideous issues?

Speaker 5 (38:57):
But also who cares?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, well, well, I mean, look, if if you're doing
a shoe to commemorate Martin Luther King, why would you
pick the color from the sign of the motel where
he was shot and killed? Like somebody sat around you
know that this wasn't like just one person, you know,
just over you know, forgot to really put more. There's
a team of people that sat around a table in Beaverton, Oregon,

(39:20):
you know, and this is what they came up with,
and like nobody nobody said, I don't know, guys, maybe
maybe not use the color from the sign of the
hotel or the motel where Martin Luther King was assassinated.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
The other ones, well, the people that were at the
motel which is now museum said they didn't even know
the shoe existed until now. And Nike hasn't officially released
the date that it's going to drop, but retailers are
saying it's going to be February fifth.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah, I guess, like, who's buying the Bronze.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I don't know, the Amazing, the wrong guy. The Lebron's
not popular those shoes.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I think they sell pretty well, right, not Thatnis knows
up up? Okay, No, Well, speaking of stuff that Menace
knows of. The Amazing people over at BUCkies announced that
they're building a new location in Florida and that's going
to set the record for the biggest convenience store in
the world.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
So when Bucky says it's going to be big, yeah,
that's that's like when Walmart calls something trashy.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
You know, when Bucky says it's going to be big,
you know it's.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Going to be huge.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
On your hat, Well, let me give you some status.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Did a damn big bucket.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
It's going to The location is still waiting for approval,
but if it all goes through, it'll be over seventy
six thousand square feet, have over one hundred and twenty
gas pumps, eighteen electric vehicle charging stations, and over seven
hundred parking spaces. On top of that, customers can get
BUCkies famous beaver nuggets, They're the best fresh jerky, hot
and ready, brisket sandwiches, all the BUCkies merch you can handle,

(40:52):
signs for the house, thank you, and if everything goes
according to plan, the new store is going to be
open in twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Just the largest Bucket my god. So at that point,
it's it's not a convenience store.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
It's a convenience it's a mall.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, it's awesome. Well that's what's going on with Thank
you very much. Gina Grant got it.

Speaker 12 (41:13):
Show.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
When you guys go to buy something, you guys, uh,
you guys haggle on prices.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Never store every you can't.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Everything's negotiable. Never not a grocery store like right, not
not a place like that, pretty much anything else. I
had never even thought to do it.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
People used to do that to us when I work retail.
I was like, sir, I don't know who you think
I am. I don't own the store.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
You don't own the store, but you know the people
who run it.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh God, it trouble.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Everything's negotiable. I've never should bring you with me. The
most recent one I went to. I went to a
place called Furniture Now, and I just had to get like,
I need something cheap quick that I could take that day.
I didn't want to like place an order for a
piece of furniture, didn't want anything to put together. So
this place is great. It's like it's one of those
close out places, like the weekend's only kind of thing.

(42:04):
And I went in there and I found the thing
that I needed that would work, and the prices on there,
it's already like a discount place. I go, is that
the best price you can do? That's all I say,
Is that the best price you can do? They go
open line, They go, uh, well, yeah, let me let me,
let me see what I can do. And then he
gets on his thing and he goes, I can give you,
you know, yeah, I can give it to you for whatever.

(42:24):
Two hundred and forty as opposed to three hundred.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
I got great when I saw televisions. If somebody asked, yeah,
can I get a better price?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
What do you check on it.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Okay, if you're the employee, what do you care?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I see, Okay.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
So it's more of commission based, so the person is
going to help you out because they're making commission off
of the things that you're buying, So like a car
or electronics or stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Is the places and furniture anything.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Yeah, but they're a grocery stores. There was a Macy's
in our area that was notorious. If you went in
there and asked them like, hey, can I get it
for a different price, they would change rely.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
This is mind blowing.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Well because I saw a seat. I said, ninety five
percent of adults don't even try to negotiate on prices
for anything. Only cars.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
For me, that's I mean, you do it for.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Obviously the big stuff cars, house houses. You know, you
put in an offer and negotiating, you're haggling, you negotiating,
and you haggle when you're looking at a job, things
like that. But you could pretty pretty much for anything.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
The only retail store I've done that is a consignment
store because it's all subjective and I just say like, hey,
this has been on for sale for a month, can
if prices?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
It's always subjective. Never think a normal store.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I'd rather give them more money than haggle over a price.
I hate, I can't.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
It's no.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
The way that you phrased it, I think makes sense.
Is this the best price you can do, the best
price you can do on that?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Is this the final price?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Or if that that is the best price they can do,
maybe there's something else. Yeah, okay, So you know I
like watches, right, so I buy I buy watches, And
I always ask that question because they always say and
they can't. They can't. Necessarily. It depends on you know,
what the brand is. Some brands, just in general, whether
it's a clothing brands or so like, they won't quote

(44:08):
discount because it's bad for their brand totally. But there's
always stuff that they can do. They can say, oh,
well we'll we'll cover the sales tax or yeah, right exactly.
So it's like, all right, I'll give you another example.
I'm always haggling for things like this, Like my kids school.
They're asking for a pretty pretty sizable donation right.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Over, already donate every month I do.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Your counter should be zero? Well, no, I mean so
like I'm willing, I'm willing to do something but I'm
also going to expect something in return.

Speaker 7 (44:45):
Are you going to get a wing or something?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, No, we haven't had that conversation yet, but I
have a have a cafeteria. No, no, I have a
couple of thoughts, you know, like I'm talking about, like,
all right, so there's a couple of subjects for example,
like you know that like say my son, could you
some tutoring in you guys think you can help him
out with some tutoring.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
And you know, this is bordering on like Sopranos level,
like you're.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
You're you're asking for something, huh right if something Yeah,
if somebody just wants like a small favor and returns
like you know whatever. I don't think that's a.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
We're not saying tutoring quotes like actual tutoring, not.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Like no like actual no no, no, no, no, no,
like actual tutoring.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Chemistry, but he'll be getting an Yeah, like he's struggling
a bit in chemistry, like you know, really kind of
because he's bored by it. Yeah, you know, And so
it could just be but like all right, fine for
mastering of the subject matter to at least get an
acceptable grade. Yeah you know, yeah, you think you guys,
can you know, help him out with some tutoring or

(45:51):
that's reasonable, that's that's reasonable.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Just take him in the hood. They'll teach them chemistry.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah yeah, like yeah, iberg, it taught me to make
this blue stuff.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, So not five percent of people don't even try
to negotiate it for anything. But they were talking to
people that said, on average that a discount needs to
be anywhere between twenty and thirty five percent before it
feels worth the awkwardness or effort effort.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
It's an effort, it's awkwardness, but.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Like, what's awkward about it?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
It's because for someone like me, it falls into the
category of confrontation and I'm not interested like that, there
is a discomfort.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
It's interesting, I'm not paying that. There's a difference between
that or like you do you feel weird about when
you go to buy a car.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
I don't love I don't love that I'm going to
have to do what I'm going to have to do.
I am very Yeah, I feel weird about it.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah, especially if you go into a place and you're
not under the gun on something, meaning like you.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Know, walked away.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, Like if it's just you're taking your time, You're
doing your due diligence. You go in somewhere, you look
at something, and you can walk out of there and
go all right, well I'll let you know, I'll think
about it, or you go in there go is that so?
Is that the best price you can do? Yeah? Unfortunately?
All right, Well I'll tell you what, wyon, Don't you
do me a favor? Can you take my number? Like

(47:11):
I know you guys are always doing these sales and
stuff like that. Let me know as soon as anything
happens with that, just give me give me a call
back and let me know. Dude, you'll get a call
within the same day, or you will.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You will.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Hey, I talked to my manager and this is what
we're going to be able to do. It's like, hey,
I can do this now. Oh there was just something.
What else did I just buy recently? There was something
I said, oh wow, because I was surprised it was
more than I was anticipating, and I go, oh, okay,
well do you guys I just saw you guys had
like a sale right before Christmas and it was like

(47:44):
twenty percent off this price. How often do you guys
do those sales?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Well, we have another one coming up in the spring,
like right before March mad As I go, well, I said,
I'm not really in a terrible rush. I'll just wait
till I'll just wait till March, you know, and see
what happens. They called me back within an hour and
they go, hey, I talked to and then gives the idea.
I talked to the owner. John, Yeah, no, I talk

(48:07):
I talked to the owner, and we can honor the
we can honor the sale price.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Great?

Speaker 7 (48:12):
Are you loving that Ninja blender? Now? And that's it's
just because you ask.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
That's true the only time, because you ask, the only time.
I'm haggling badasses with cars, and I have been physically
chased out when when I for a good cause, like
chasing me to bring me back into damn right, like
I was already in the car once leaving and the
guy ran out and said, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
We'll do it. We'll do it.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Haggling takes patients and optimism, But when customers come in
feeling rushed, worn down, or pessimistic because of everyday life,
they're less likely to try and negotiate a better price
for anything. I'm just thinking, like people are doing all
kinds of stuff to try to save ten cents or
to save anything that they can. They're going through and
cutting things out of their budget. Money's tight, and you
know all you have to do is ask a question,

(48:57):
is this the best price you can do? And you
don't You don't want to do that? Could you feel awkward?

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Well?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I mean, how do you feel spending money that you
barely have?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Horrible ye?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Or if you don't need to? Right?

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Most of the time too, where we give a discount
is pet COO because the online price will be way
different from the in store price, so you when you
get to the red shuter say hey, your online price
is this, the store is this, and then they'll always
change it.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yeah. The other other thing is that they hate is
the internet because if it's a place that does do
the price matching and you find the exact same, it's
so easy to find the exact same and you just
have to show it to them. And again, what do
they care. They're an hourly employee working at this retailer.
They don't. It's not their stuff. They don't care. They go, okay,

(49:43):
that's the policy, right, and then you're out.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
I don't think they care, But I think Gino's onto something.
I don't think that they think they can do it exactly.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
All I know is when I worked in retail, it
was the worst because I was like, we think my
name's on the door, I can't do anything, and so
you try to throw in a service or like you know, well,
we'll m those for you.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I didn't have the power, like, if it's up to me,
I'd sell it to you for a dollar.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
They did they tell you that?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Or is it like you had somebody that like a
supervisor that you were You weren't the manager.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
No, the supervisor was like, under no circumstances are you
wheeling and dealing in that?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
No? No, you're not wheeling and dealing. But I'm saying,
like you would go, you know what, that's a good question.
Let me let me go grab, let me go gout?
Greg would happened?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
You know what would happen when I would do that?
And this is where a lot of my fear of confrontation.
I would get my ass chewed out?

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Are you putting me in this position?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
They're asking?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I always wondered what happens? And I'm sure maybe I
can find Speaking of the internet, I'm sure I can
find a real answer on this. You know, when you
go to buy a car and they go, all right, well,
let me go, and they go off to speak.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
To the quote unquote upstairs.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, they go back to the office, tell me to
wrap it up, give me a second. What like, what
are they really talking about my deal or do they
already know what the what the margins are and what
they're able to work? And so they just kind of
as they're sitting there talking about you know, football with
you know, the guy who's in that office, there was

(51:09):
kind of writing down another all right, here's.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, they are discussing the car business.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Oh yeah, your your dad does that. Well, you're not
gonna give us the answer because that's you're not gonna
You're not gonna throw your dad under the bus.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
No, she just said, they know.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
They know, yes, they know their inventory, they know what
they can.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Do, and there's not a real conversation with the person
in the office. They're not getting that information from them.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Yes, there is, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
That's what I'm seeing. I don't believe it. Yeah, I
don't believe it either.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
They say, let me go talk to my manager. They
go to the back.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah, they go back and they walk into the office
with their nuts hanging out of their zipper and they
go check it out. Hey, how's how's that deal going? Ah? Yeah,
I'm I'm back here checking on what I can do.
I got this guy.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Awesome at this Why I hate that game where they
say something like, oh, the price is twenty five grand.
Last week it was thirty two. I already took seven. Okay,
last week it could have been one hundred and twenty
five and you took a hundred.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I was just talking to a friend of ours who
is looking at another job and having a conversation I
think later on today, where he's supposed to give them
a number, I'm like, no, you're the you're the applicant.
You're the person that they're trying to hire. You don't
give them the number. They give you the number. He goes,
I don't know how it's going to go. I want
to undercut myself. That's why you don't give them the number.
And you never say, all right, first, give a number.

(52:34):
You know what the job pays. I don't control the
money here. You know what the job pays. Tell me
what it pays, and we can go from there and
if it's a non start, I'll tell you that's a
that's a non starter, and we can move on. I'm
not going to give you a price like an undercut
myself a million. Another thing that I always do in
that situation. I always give out a ridiculous number, like
something that's like ten x. Oh, yeah, I would get paid,

(52:56):
and then they give me a number like, oh, that's
way more than I would actually say. Well, there was
just a there was just a story about this person
who was going through like a legal thing, and you
have the mediation to try to Yeah. Anyway, so a
person comes in asking for millions of dollars, right, and
it was like ridiculous, like absolutely ridiculous, And so they

(53:19):
countered with we'll give you one thousand dollars and the
other person's attorney goes, well, you're just being ridiculous, as
are you? And that's the medicis point, Like I do
that all the time. I appreciate your I appreciate your offer.
I'm an counter with sixteen million dollars, Well that's just undoable. Well,

(53:43):
as is your offer. How about twenty eight seven, seven
forty four, Yeah, how's a CRISP twenty seven eight seven
seven forty four. And if you go to the woodieshow
dot com you can get all the information about our
meetup that we're doing the Woody Show meat Market. We're
gonna meet everybody out at Brewery X in Anaheim. There's

(54:07):
more and more details that are coming to light and
coming together. Wow, I'm gonna be able to announce sometime
here soon. But it's it's free. Just come on by.
It's on Saturday, February twenty. First do it on a Saturday,
so most people wouldn't have to be working and stuff
like that trying to get out of work and get
down there on Friday. So like Saturday February twenty, First
marketing their calendar three to five plus. I'm gonna say

(54:30):
plus because it'll it'll go after five. That will be
for sure, at least some of us. I'm I'm sure,
like Sea Bass will leave but five oh one, if
not four fifteen. But the majority of us will just
be hanging out because I'm sure we're gonna have a
good time and be shaking hands and having drinks and
stuff like that. So we'll see you at the Woody
Show Meat Market Saturday, February twenty first Brewery X and

(54:52):
Anaheim get the details, and as we get these other
pieces of information about what's going to be happening there,
we'll post them there on the events tab at what
show dot com. Now back to the way Show. I
got some news involving a fun accent. It's from jolly
old England with this guy. He was telling his wife, Man,
you gotta stop entering these stupid contests. She was addicted.

(55:15):
Shed just entered these contests and buy raffle tickets and
all kinds of stuff. She didn't listen. Uh. For one
of the more recent contests she entered, she paid thirty
dollars to get into this big raffle and she won.
See tell that to her husband. She won a six
million dollars five bedroom house that sits on a private leg. Dude,

(55:36):
I saw the pictures and the description of this place.
It is sick mortgage free. All the legal fees covered
over one hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of furnishings.
She also won over three hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Cool that I mean, it's once you convert pounds to cash.

(55:57):
But tell her husband you can't live. She and her
husband there sixty, So this pushed up their retirement plans
just a little bit to now a smidge. Yeah, I
have a little clip here here they are. That's the
wrong that's the wrong clip here there. I got a
couple of them talking about the the way again, fun
accent ahead. Here we go that morning.

Speaker 13 (56:17):
We've been talking about downsize him, and now we've upsized.
I've been entering for four years and he's been moaning
at me for four years, and now my millionaires. I'm
really glad I don't listen.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
To him, and I'm very glad you don't listen to
me as well.

Speaker 13 (56:32):
Yes, certainly going to enjoy it in thanks for the
two hundred and fifty pounds that will not have to
worry about anything for many years.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, wow, for the rest of your life, because like
we don't know, we're gonna like maybe just keep the
house and like rent it out here and there, but
like the money we have here will just keep that house,
you know, like to be able to maintain that house.
So here's a description of the property that they won.
All right, A woodland driveway leads to the home, which
opens into a double height entrance hall with a floating

(57:00):
staircase and slate clad feature walls. The open plan main
living space features Florida ceiling windows, a reading nook, banquet
styled dining area, and panoramic views of the private lake
and surrounding countryside. Here's a little picture of them outside
the house, and then there's a picture of the living room.
Look at the Florida ceiling windows in this place, fish,

(57:21):
it's gorgeous. The designer kitchen includes hand crafted cabinetry, a
breakfast nook, walking pantry, high in appliances. Throughout, French doors
open into a covered patio area ideal for outdoor dining
and entertaining. Upstairs, the luxurious main bedroom features a free
standing bath overlooking the private lake and forest, along with

(57:41):
an en suite bathroom and dressing area. Four other bedroom suites,
each of their own private luxury bath. Provides space for
family and friends outside the private lake, complete with a
wooden jetty and a lakeside wellness area including a sauna,
hot tub, and outdoor shower. Look at the outdoor area.
Have a little like that the wooden jetty thing. Look

(58:03):
there's a sauna here, freaking like hot tub here that
looks like it was made out of like, you know,
wine barrels, and then you got the dude, Oh my god,
I'm The house also includes a gym, utility and mudroom,
electric car chargers, solar panels, garages. Here's like a kind
of a further off shot from the property. So you see,
like the house with the lake that is beautiful, and

(58:26):
it's a thirty dollars raffle ticket. She won this, We
damn bitch, I get the husband.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
If she'd been doing it for years and years and
years and years, you wanted to stop, Yeah, but I
would change my tune.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
Right, Yeah, I do edit all those dream car.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
You do. Yeah, yeah, I see exactly. That's how I
was gonna say, Greg, free to enter it is.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
I have bought a raffle ticket only one time for
one of these house things, and it was one hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
My parents used to buy the raffle ticket. Every year
we go to Point Pleasant Beach in New Jersey and
on the boardwalk a local like you know whatever, Lions
you know, uh, Lions Club. Yeah, Lions Club would be
like auctioning off a car. Every years, they have the
car sitting on the boardwalk. You walk by you'd pay
the whatever, and my parents would always buy these these
raffle tickets. I'm pretty sure it just all went to
the mob, Oh for sure. I mean like went to

(59:15):
Tony Soprano you mentioned, But uh yeah, I've never known
anybody to win something like that, like the big the
big raffles.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
Hell no, isn't there a caveat and raffles that if
they don't sell x amount of tickets they don't do it?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Well, that would make sense for them because then yeah,
because if.

Speaker 6 (59:36):
You the given away a four and a half million
dollar house and you only sold two million dollars tickets.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
And then what do you do with all the money
for the raffle ticket. I guess you return it. I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
Well that's the same.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Isn't that the same with eBay, like you have like
the floor right for just for just such a reason.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, but that's different because nobody's out any money. Like
if you went to the boardwalk, My parents went to
the boardwalk, bought these raffle tickets cash, you had the
raffle tick, and then they never actually give it away.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
How do you know you got you got track down
Nancy and John and plains Brow, New Jersey. You know
there's kind of a mind deff with raffles that you
think I might win. I don't know why. Yeah, I
don't win anything. And that house, I agree with this
textor that house sounds way better than the HGTV Dream
Home giveaways better because it was trying to get goofy
and stuff on some of those, like the Way over

(01:00:23):
the Top. Yeah, it's like goofy stuff. Yeah. They try
to out design.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Yeah, you know, the most recent one they did like
some overly floral laundry room and then they put like
a lounge in the laundry room.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
It's gonna hang out. It's the same as where you know,
fashion shows are never anything anybody's actually wearing, right, Like
the HGTV HGTV Dream House, they do stuff, and they
design things in a way that nobody would ever really
want to truly live.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Now, it's like to trendy to whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yeah eight seven seven forty four lucky bastard stuff. Hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven and no tax liability.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
And into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. On whaty that's great gory Menace is here.
We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy. There's Gina grad
Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What is the phone number to call?

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
You can send us a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Text if you'd like, text us over to two to
nine eight seven. Uh, this hour, we're going to talk
to this uh, this woman named Lauren. I don't even
know what the status is a friend of mine. I'll
say they're dating. They're not boyfriend girlfriend, but they're they're

(01:01:45):
seeing each other. If you're not like, yeah, it's not exclusive,
they're certainly not exclusive to find going. No, they're not
going steady jacket.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
But anyway, so my uh, my friend was little crazy, Okay, right,
he's a wild guy man as you know him. Yeah,
he's great guy. Yeah, there's so many stories that guy
should write a book. He's got, dude, he's got some
crazy stories involving some pretty big celebrities that he's hung

(01:02:18):
out and partied with and everything else. He's behind stories
of stories that you've heard of. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
oh for sure. All right, anyway, so I was I
was in town visiting, and he goes, oh, hit me
up later on, let's meet up. For a drinker aut cool.
So hit him up and he goes, oh, dude, yeah, okay,

(01:02:43):
well we'll meet at this place. He goes, check out
this thing I'm with.

Speaker 7 (01:02:48):
And he's always got by the way, always has like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
A good looking check with him. Okay, so he is
on FaceTime, you know, he flips the camera around and
go oh okay, and I said, who's this? He goes,
just this check I'm seeing. Dude, she's nuts. I go, yeah,
oh yeah, And he wasn't wrong. She she is nuttier
than a squirrel. Turn She's very cool, very nice. I

(01:03:12):
thoroughly enjoyed, because you know, I love characters. Do you
think that she knows she's nuts? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Like, what if she heard her self described as dude,
she's nuts, would she be offended?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
No, she's because I then hung out with her that night.
She I don't think maybe if you know, there was
a chemical imbound at that particular moment, you know what
I mean. But in general, I think she knows that
she's strange. What she's saying is that I think she
knows that she's eccentric. I think she would describe herself
as eccentric or that helps that word, like she knows

(01:03:48):
that she's not, you know, the norm.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Yeah, you know, she knows that she's special.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
She's self aware, like, could I ever be in a
relationship with this person? Absolutely not. But here's the thing.
She's a thirty four year old virginal, so she claims
that's rare. And then it's also really interesting where she
draws the lines in her life about what she will
and won't do. So I'm like, as a person who
loves characters, I go, man, I gotta get you on

(01:04:15):
the show. And so I reached out to my buddy.
He passed along the number. I gave it to Morgan,
and Morgan had a conversation with her to set the
call up and everything, and Morgan's like, oh my god,
I love her. But at the same time like, oh
my god, does she dress like a puritan?

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Really? Oh absolutely not like short skirts, fruit or something. No,
not a mega prude either. Interesting. In fact, she was
very braggadocious about how her mouth parties are the eighth
wonder of the world. So even though she's, you know,
a thirty four year old virgin. Yeah, so we'll talk
to her this hour, be ready on the on the

(01:04:59):
bleep button. She's not a professional. There's another crazy woman
in the news, this one in Houston. She was working
out and she noticed somebody familiar walking in the gym.
It was someone that her partner was romantically involved with. Now,
what does that mean if you're that your partner? I

(01:05:19):
guess was so not anymore? Okay. She looked at the
other chick and then yelled at her from across the gym, saying, bitch,
I'm gonna drop this twenty five pound weight plate on you,
damn And you know what she did it. She chucked
the weight right at the other bitch's head, missed, missed,
so there were no injuries. Everyone was okay. The cops
are called and the weight throwing chick she was arrested,

(01:05:41):
taking the jail aggravated assault, deadly webcom thing. In addition
to all the other punishments, the judge says that once
she's released, no drinking, no weed, no weapons, and the
worst punishment, she has to stay two hundred feet away
from the gym at all times. Oh no, you can't
go to the gym.

Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
Look, I'd love to if I have to, You're nuts,
But no drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
This other crazy chick Florida out shopping ready to go home,
orders a lyft. The driver gets there and as he's
putting her bags in the trunk, she jumps behind the wheel,
steals the car, steals the lift. Didn't get very far
because the cops, you know, they just used the lift
driver I guess had his phone still in the car,
and so they Yeah, so they tracked it to the

(01:06:28):
woman's house. Turns out her license had been suspended for
over two years, and they searched her and she had
this pink glass pipe that had some cocaine residue still
on it and a full zanny, you know, for good measure.
So she was rested, taking the jail.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
She's dying to drive. It's been so long.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
You had the lift right there. Yeah, And I think
the craziest person is still the person we have have
to talk to this hour.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Even with that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Wow, Lauren, great girl, nice girl, right, But what a character.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
I can't wait, and I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I'll have her tell a couple of her stories that
she told me that night, and you could tell me
if you if you buy her, if you believe it.
There's one in particular about a cop that pulled her
over and what happened while she was pulled over. We'll
see if you believe it? All right, eight seven seven
forty four. What is the phone number? Send us a
text over to two two nine eighty seven. We've got
some more Woodies show for you. Next, hang on the

(01:07:22):
Woody Show. We'll be right right, right right. This is
the Woody Show. No crap. So how would you guys
like to meet a thirty four year old virgin?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I would very much like to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Yeah, you got her on the line. Her name is Lauren.
Just bring Lauren. Are you there?

Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Woody, Hey girl, I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
We're doing great. Nice to meet you. Ever since I
met you, I've been telling everybody about you. Uh now,
I know people. God, okay, I haven't. I haven't mentioned
anything else specific to the audience so far, other than
you told me a thousand times how you're thirty four
years old and you are you're a virgin.

Speaker 14 (01:08:14):
That's correct. I am a vaginal version.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
I have never had sex, never a vaginal, not like
a not like a born again virgin.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I am not a born again vergin rehabilitated.

Speaker 14 (01:08:30):
Literally have never had a penis in my vaginant.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
I heard those words the night that I met Laura
by Yeah, because Lauren, Lauren is I don't even know
what you guys are. Are you guys dating on a
friend of mine? And uh, and so I met I
met them out. They were out on the town and
just met up for a drink. And this is my
first experience meeting Lauren. And she must have said I
have never had a penis in my vagina literally a

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thousand times, just clear, just in the matter of a
couple of hours. But I think that was and we
can get into the Virginia thing here a second. But
she had so many other stories that that she was
that she was telling me that night, and I wanted
to like kind of revisit them to see if they're
the same, because they were so wild. I'm like, she's
got to be making this up. She's got to be this.
I want to see if the story. I want to
see if the stories match up. Now, how are you

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thirty four years old in a virgin what's the what's
the reason for this? Because it's not like you're an
unattractive person. You're a good looking girl. You can certainly, uh,
you know, get dudes and get late if you wanted to.
So why a virgin so ever.

Speaker 14 (01:09:29):
Since I was younger, I was raised very religiously and
very strict Christian. As I grew older, I always felt
led in my spirit to wait till I was married.
I just felt like it was something God specifically called
me to do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
So you would think that she's walking around important. You
think she's walking around like in you know, pure white
dresses and things like living this very pure life collar.
This is the other part that I found was interesting
in talking to you is that you seem to draw
the line and the very weird way. So you know
that you were talking about, you know, other things that
you do, not even like sexually, but just in general.
Like you know, most people people who are super religious

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sometimes don't drink and they so I don't take no
drinking on two drugs, but you do drugs.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
Right.

Speaker 14 (01:10:15):
So here's the thing. The first time I got to
share my virginity testimony on like a big public setting
was actually when I met Gene Simmons. So Gene Simmons
was at wizard World and at that time, I'm working
with exotic animals, right, so I've got this big python
on me. So Gene comes on over and he's like, Hey,

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what are you doing with that big snake. And we
start talking and I say, you know, Gene, I think
it's wonderful that you've had sex with ten thousand women.
You might find it interesting to know that I'm actually
a virgin. And he said, no way. Well I've never
done drugs or alcohol. And I said, well, no way.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
About you.

Speaker 14 (01:10:59):
You wouldn't. I think that the man that had sex
with ten thousand women would uh never have drunk alcohol
or done a drug. But yes, I'm very much virginity
is sexy, so I'm gonna wear the thongs, I'm gonna
wear the fish nuts. I think that virginity is sexy
and it's powerful.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
But you said you were You were pretty braggadocious about
to talk about a brag leg Sea Best and she
was talking about what you call your mouth parties, like
your your oral skills. She said, they're the eighth wonder
of the world.

Speaker 14 (01:11:29):
It's been called the eighth wonder. Like you know what,
I will say this, no hole is safe.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
So I know people that are just like her who
party hard, but they are super religious and virginity is
like a big thing for them. Now you just said
no hole is safe. A workaround they have done? Is
anal have you done? I asked this question.

Speaker 14 (01:11:57):
That was one of my first parts of penis and
my I never had penetrative sex. Life is good and
it keeps getting better. But no, I uh, at this point,
I'm thirty four, and uh, I feel like I'm just
going to keep going. Man, We've already made it this far.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Let's just keep going to.

Speaker 14 (01:12:18):
The finish line. But at this point, if I, you know,
never get married and I diavergent, That's totally great because
I'll just put on my tombstone. No man was worthy
and I'm good with that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
That is just this is your personality? Is that why
you want to keep on with it?

Speaker 14 (01:12:38):
I am still. I am still you know in the Faith.
As of right now, I'm going on fourteen days of
no food.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Yeah, I heard about this, so I am doing.

Speaker 14 (01:12:50):
I'm doing a fast right now with my church. So
shout out to faithchurch dot com and Saint Louis.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Ask what's the saying you talk about?

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Yeah, so you're having water now, right, Lauren.

Speaker 14 (01:13:05):
We're doing a twenty one day fast in January. So
starting January sixth up until now, I have not had
a single piece of food.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
I am only drinking raw And did you weigh yourself?
Have you lost weight? Are you keeping track of that?

Speaker 14 (01:13:21):
Maybe about five or ten pounds?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
She didn't really have any weight to begin with. She's
very skinny. I do only I don't understand that willpower.
Is that the Lord guiding you?

Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:13:33):
Absolutely so. Honestly, I want everybody to know that is humans.
I think we're sleeping on ourselves. I don't think we've
really appreciated how supernatural we are and how really strong
we are. And I think that humans are capable of
so much more than we give ourselves credit for. I

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want everybody to internally harness that power. People fast for
a lot of different reas, whether it's health related, maybe
overcoming a smoking addiction or a drug addiction, getting closer
in your spirituality, trying to hear God's voice in a
way maybe you've.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Never heard before, being stranded as.

Speaker 14 (01:14:14):
I think being a stranded to see right. But I
think there's power in it all. I think that abstinence
is power, because if you can't control yourself, then what
can you control?

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
This is This is Lauren, and uh she is I'm
just gonna say she's she's dating a friend of mine. Okay,
and that's how that's how I met her, and she
kept telling me this story about how she's a thirty
four year old virgin. I had the same question, menace,
Well have you done anal? No, she's not one of
those kind of virgins. She's doing it. It's based in
her faith, but for being such a religious person. Like
just some of these other stories that she was telling me,

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which we're going to take a quick break and then
we'll come back with Lauren. I want to get into
a couple of these other stories that that you told me.
And I know some other people have some questions as well.
What's up with what's going down in cellcal sports? Were
Jeff G. Goocy, Hey, good morning, Jeff G.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
What do you show?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Lots to get to this morning. That's going to start
with our Lakers.

Speaker 12 (01:15:14):
They had a big second half and came back to
beat the Nuggets last night.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
They've got it up quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Try throwing it down now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Three for Lucas, Yes, Sir.

Speaker 12 (01:15:24):
Luca, a thirty eight point triple double. Lebron had nineteen
points and Marcus Smart fifteen. Lakers and Clippers tomorrow night
at into a dump. Now, speaking of the Clippers, they
got blown out by the Bulls yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
College hoops, finally.

Speaker 12 (01:15:38):
A good moment we could talk about with the UCLA
Bruins men's basketball team.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
They upset number four Purdue last night. To love to
see that.

Speaker 12 (01:15:51):
Moving on to hockey, Kings beat the Rangers last night.
Ducks and Avalanche tonight at six pm. In the NFL,
My Chargers are going to hire form A Dolphins coach
Mike McDaniels.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Huge upgrade for the Chargers.

Speaker 12 (01:16:03):
On the offensive side of the ball and probably the
weirdest head coach and offensive coordinator pairing in the league.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
They are both weird and interesting dudes. Should be a
fun season.

Speaker 12 (01:16:13):
And finally, this morning, former Miami Hurricane player and of course,
cowboy legend Michael Irvin is going viral for his sideline
hype at the National Championship game.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Listen to this. We're to fight, we gotta fight all,
we gotta fight all. Y'all gotta leave Woodie show.

Speaker 12 (01:16:32):
He's got to take it easy with that booger Sugar
before he has a heart attack on the sidelines.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
I Jeff Grey whole play. Oh there has some beauty.
See well, I mean, what's going on here? Man, We're back.
Hold on, you're welcome, Welcome back, everybody. We still have
we still have Lauren on the line, and yeah, we
were doing some follow up questions, you know, off the

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air and everything. Now, okay, So Lauren told me a
couple of stories when we were hanging out. She's a
thirty four year old version if you guys are just
tuning in. But it doesn't mean she just hasn't done
other things. She calls her her mouth parties the eighth
wonder of the world, as you just heard coming back
from the break, you know, booty play. Yeah, I guess, yeah,

(01:17:19):
a penis and you gotta be very we've got to
be very specific about that part. Yes, there's that. But
when it comes to drugs, I mean, have you pretty
much done all the drugs? Cocaine?

Speaker 14 (01:17:30):
Yeah, So let me just be honest. I live in
Saint Louis, Missouri. I've had a fake ID since I
was sixteen years old. I was going to the East
Side at sixteen, partying just like the rest of them.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
You know.

Speaker 14 (01:17:42):
I did recreational cocaine, recreational weed, Molly, execute.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
That was just last night.

Speaker 14 (01:17:47):
Everybody else, I'm recreationally. I'm actually abstinate right now. I
am abstinate sober.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Fastings. She's doing the fasting too, Yeah, just water so
far since januine January. She's so Laura.

Speaker 14 (01:18:06):
But I did quit drinking at twenty two, Like, how are.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
You younger and inebriated? How did nothing ever happen? Like
how there was like not even a tip?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
There's never in there, no no.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
Like, no like just a tip action because there's like
straight dudes that go like gay when they're high, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Yeah, there's no like so to say, like a chick
who is like wanted to be a virgin until she
stays married, like she gets a little ripped on some
cocaine and you know, drinking and all judgment goes out there.

Speaker 14 (01:18:33):
One absolutely absolutely not. I one hundred percent guaranteed, never
a slip. That's why I've never got White people were.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Like, oh it just opened, I just fell on and
oh what.

Speaker 14 (01:18:47):
Like I'm like, you can't pull that with me, dude,
I'm thirty four years old. I've never had a penis
in my vagina, So no Italian waste it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
All right, so people ask because she she lives this
life where she's gone out and she's doing it. Think
she just got back from a you want on a
ski weekend? I heard, so that must have been fun.

Speaker 14 (01:19:04):
Yes, shot out the hidden Valley as well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Okay, now, what are you doing for a living?

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
What? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
What do you do for work?

Speaker 14 (01:19:10):
So as of right now, I've been on a sabbatical
enjoying life, traveling and on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
But how do you pay for stuff?

Speaker 11 (01:19:17):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
What how do you afford to you know, have a
roof over your head and eat food? Well not you're
not eating now, but in regular in regular times, Like
how do you do that?

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
So?

Speaker 14 (01:19:27):
I was incredibly blessed that I owned a retail store
at the mall for several years, so I was a business.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Owner kind of store.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
It's a T shirt shop, right.

Speaker 14 (01:19:37):
That's right? So I could have put your face on
a shirt and said woy best ever?

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Right? Could have done that? Do you want now? The
reason you don't have that store anymore? And this is
one of the stories I was getting to. One of
the reasons she doesn't have that store anymore is because
she got raided by the Department of Homeland Security. Is
that true?

Speaker 14 (01:19:56):
Lauren, that is absolutely true. So yeah, I here, I
am at my shop, just doing my business for the day,
making all the fun custom T shirts, world's greatest grandma,
best dad, put your face on a shirt. I just
had three guys walk up to me and they were
wearing jeans and a T shirt and baseball caps and backpacks,

(01:20:17):
and they were like, ma'am, we're here for your shirts,
and we're with the federal government. So it turns out
that my graphic design warehouse that I would order my
prints from on the East Coast, they were under federal
indictment and were getting investigated. Apparently they didn't have the

(01:20:39):
right copyrights to their logos and they literally didn't have
their licensing correct. And it's like, how would you ever
think that would happen and how could I know that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
And so the Department of Homeland Security shows up and
shuts you down there. That was the end of the
T shirt shop.

Speaker 14 (01:20:57):
Oh no, I just I got the best lawyer in
town and then it went away.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
So so as far as how did she support herself,
she made dumb T shirt money. I mean, she had
all that T shirt money and so she like lives
off that. You said you were working with exotic animals
at one point. What other kind of jobs? What kind
of jobs did you have?

Speaker 14 (01:21:16):
Let's see T shirt shop exotic animals. We were on
an animal planet briefly called Bare Hands Rescue. And then
I've been a marketing director, a financial advisor.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
I worked at joy my financial advisor.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
Yep.

Speaker 14 (01:21:33):
I worked at Northwestern Mutuals a financial advisor, okay. And
then but my favorite job obviously was I worked for
Joyce Meyer, who's a Christian televangelist, and I was on
prayer Wine.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
So what does that mean exactly?

Speaker 14 (01:21:47):
People would call in and pray with me all day
so people could call in for free counseling or prayer.
While I was on prayer line. They encouraged us to
use our prophetic gifts, kind of like psychic.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
So do you have a psyche so you have a Laura,
do you have a psychic ability?

Speaker 14 (01:22:09):
I think it comes with the virgin thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
That makes sense.

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
So I do have prophetic dreams and I do have
prophetic visions, so I see things before they happen. The
craziest one was I got woken up in the middle
of the night at like two am, and God spoke
to me and he told me to go to a
gas station that I needed to pray for people to

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be comforted. So I get up and I go to
the circle pay and the doors are locked and it
has a sign up and it says emergency closed. And
I'm like, wow, why did you waste my time? At two?
And God appreciate start banging, start banging on the door.
Sure enough they answer they had just been robbed at
nice point. I actually got there before the news and

(01:23:01):
before the police, and so.

Speaker 10 (01:23:04):
With them them.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Now Lauren, the thirty four year old virgin who's dating
a friend of mine, and you can see why. Like
I hang out with her for like a couple of hours.
I hear a ton of stories and I'm like, dude,
I've got to introduce you to the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
We need you in our lives.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah. So, thirty four year old virgin, she has never
had was it? You've never had a penis?

Speaker 14 (01:23:26):
Never had a penis?

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Am I?

Speaker 14 (01:23:27):
Vagin?

Speaker 11 (01:23:29):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Still yeah? Still yeah, okay, vaginal virgin. Now the one,
the one last story, This is the one that I
found Of all the stuff that we've heard, this is
the one I find still the most unbelievable. I'm not
sure that this actually happened. Maybe this is one of
your dreams. Lauren told me a story about how she
ended up on the side of a highway in a
fist fight with a police officer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
What did you win?

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Well, nope, they're punching each other. I'll let her tell
the story. They're punching each other, and the story ends
with the cop saying let's just call it even oh
after the fight, So I.

Speaker 14 (01:24:06):
Want to give a shout out to God again. So, yeah,
I get pulled over. Me and the cop get into
such a seated argument. I get out of the car.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
But why, Like, what do you what do you even know?
What do you even what's to argue about? What are
you arguing about?

Speaker 14 (01:24:28):
Well, he was pulling me over for a lane change violation,
and I felt like he was pulling me over for
a false ticket. So I got out of the car.
We start yelling at each other's faces and it gets physical.
We literally start wrestling.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Oh wait, so who but somebody always started like the
were you the one that started it? Was? Was he
the one that started it? How that work?

Speaker 14 (01:24:57):
I honestly could not remember. We were most extremely wrong
in the situation to be wrestling on the side of
the highway, and I wish I could have been a
bystander because it was hilarious.

Speaker 8 (01:25:09):
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
So here we are.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
So you're wrestling with the cop. Now like punches start
getting thrown you.

Speaker 14 (01:25:15):
So at this point I'm in a headlock, and as
I'm in a headlock, he stops and he looks at
the back of my car. And on the back of
my car I had a neon hot tink Jesus fish
and he goes, wait, are you a Christian? And I
look up at him in the headlock and I go yep,

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and he goes, damn, we shouldn't be acting like this.
And at that point we just broke and he said,
you want to just shake hands and call it even
and I said yes and amen, yes and amen.

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
Away.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
That's prayers that that's exactly what she told me the stories.
So it either actually happened or it was to realistic
dream that he believe happened. Happens all right, all right, well, Lauren,
uh God, it's been.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
A pleasure forever.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
There are so many.

Speaker 14 (01:26:11):
Other to the incredible partners that I've been with. I've
had so many partners for years who have stood by me.
I haven't missed out on anything, Woodie. They've always supported me,
They've always loved me and believed in me. And just
having people that are interested in learning about, you know,
an evolution of love. I mean basically, what I tell

(01:26:34):
people is this, if your husband's got chopped off, would
you still be with him?

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
I'd like, but you know, okay, all right, And that's
the thing is.

Speaker 14 (01:26:49):
You got to be able at least I know that
with what I'm doing waiting till marriage. I know every
partner I'm with, I can look them in the eyes
and know, hey, we're together because we really love each other.
And it's intimacy beyond sex. It's because you really like them.
You really get to know about them, what happened. I mean,
you're not just chasing an orgasm or an oxytocin chemical,

(01:27:13):
you know what I mean. Well, I really encourage it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
Really selling it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
You've made it this far thirty four years, ladies and gentlemen,
with never having what is it, never having a penis.

Speaker 14 (01:27:25):
In my vagina?

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Vagina?

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
Yeah, there you go, Lauren to the third four year old,
I love you, Yeah, hy Lauren.

Speaker 14 (01:27:33):
Hey, guys, there's so many more out there than you realize.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
All right, yeah, but not by choice, not just me.
I Well, look, thank you for taking the time and
chatting with us, and uh, we appreciate that. And we'll
see you soon. I'm sure i'll see you next time.
I'm hanging out with with your boyfriend.

Speaker 14 (01:27:51):
Absolutely, what a huge pleasure and blessing. Thank you so
very much to all of you, guys, and shout out
from Saint Louis. You guys don't like Laura?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
All right, there's a there's Lauren, everybody. I told you
yeah all day, Yeah, I told you, all right, we
got to take a break. We got some more. What
a show for you next?

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Hang on the.

Speaker 7 (01:28:12):
Woody shoe, woody shoe shoe and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
We are into another new hour insensitivity trending for a
politically correct world. That's great, gory. There's menace, Hi, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Verbody?

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Jimigrad?

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Hello is here?

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Sea Mass is here? We got into Sammy. Hey, Morgan
is here. Hey, she's got to do the best friend. Lauren,
the thirty four year old virgin.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
I love anyone who is just truly themselves, unapologetically.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
How long were you on the phone with her the
other day when you were just setting up the time
for her to call in.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
I shall have my phone on me, probably fifteen twenty minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
That's long for me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
It's usually supposed to be like ninety seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yeah, we call that the pre interview. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
No, she's she's great.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
I like her, Yeah, said man, I was really on board.
Love the interview with the thirty four year old virgin.
I'm just not believing the wrestling match with the police officer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Yeah, that's the only one I believe that she believes it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Yeah, and uh yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't give
you all the details of hanging out with her that night,
but man, there was all kinds of stuff going on.
It was, uh, it was wild. And it's funny because
whether it's it's someone like Lauren or someone like my
aunt Chrissy half Baked, there are certain people that listeners

(01:29:27):
don't believe are real and that they're just some kind
of phony, made up character that we're doing for the
sake of the show. And it's like, no, I understand
why people think that way, because we've all been lied
to so much by reality television, by social media. No,
but these people do exist.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
They are only too real out there yep.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Yeah, maybe not every day for you know, uh, shows
that like have the craziest person ever seems to call
in every day and it's a different person, Like I
get it, like that, that is a real thing. You know,
people do create characters. Yeah, but no, every once in
a while. It'sten Tony the Whipping Boy. He was listening

(01:30:08):
when we had Laura and I he goes, I know
this chick he managed, He managed a hot shot sports
bar at one point, and he hired her that insane
and I go, you did, And before I could even
send on that text, he wrote back with her full name,
and I go, yep, that's her.

Speaker 8 (01:30:26):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:30:29):
There's a lot of texts take an issue with the
fact that she calls herself a virgin when she's done oral.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Well, that's why she's so specific about it, right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
That's why she points out. Yeah, And that was a
lot of my questioning because I go, it's just interesting
to me where you draw your line.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
There's another dumb conspiracy theory floating around that said Earth
would lose all of its gravity for seven seconds on
August twelfth. Fun cool. Yeah, And the good news for
everybody is that it's total crap. It all stemmed from
a Instagram posts from New Year's Eve, and it went
viral and it got enough attention that NASA actually felt
the need to respond to it because Snopes, you know

(01:31:09):
that website, Snopes, the fact checking site. They reached out
and wanted to know, like, is this true? And when
asked about quote two gravitational waves from black holes disrupting gravity,
NASA laughed it off and just said, that's not how
gravity works.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
We're so goddamn dumb.

Speaker 7 (01:31:25):
Yeah, well, you saw it on on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Therefore it's a it's a fact. It's a thing now,
something that is real, and Greg and Menace aren't gonna
like this. All around the world, hotels are starting to
remove the standard bathroom doors from the rooms, and they're
replacing them with things like collapsible barriers, sliding barn doors, curtains,

(01:31:50):
strategically placed walls, and other things that don't block the
noise or the smell from the bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
The worst snows ever to save two pennies.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
No, No, it's well, I mean, actually yes, that's that's
part of I was thinking, like it's got to be
just in aesthetic thing. But I'm looking more through the
article here, soas in some case the doors have a
glass window on them where you can see the outline
of someone sitting on the toilet. Oh my god. To
hotels are making the change here, you go, Gina, because
the bathroom is often closed off to natural light, meaning

(01:32:22):
that electric bills go up the more the bathroom lights
are on. Don't you have led bulbs that cost like
a fraction of a penny to runs for ten thousand
years of a.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
Giant roof they can put solar on top of right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Come on?

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
They so many hotels have the sliding doors they don't close.
I mean, but there's a big gap between the door
and the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
There's noise, there's other stuff. I thought they were doing
to kind of look, you know, try to look like
she g and sexy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
I stayed at the Standard hotel. It's called the Standards,
a real you know, kind of fancy ass plays like
I was. I was being housed there while in town
for a broadcast from the Grammys. That's what it was.
I think I told this story. Yeah, this one inspired
me to lose a bunch of weight at one point
because the whole room they were trying to be real fancy.
Was all glass and mirrors, so like instead of walls,

(01:33:14):
it was just like panes of glass and like that
would like frame in the bathroom, and so it was
basically a fish tank. The bathroom was a fish tank, and.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
You're seeing all these angles you don't want to see
of your see.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
The shower was on the one side of the of
the glass, and then the other side was the bed,
and then from there was the toilet, and then the
counter and the sink, and then the mirror. And then
on this side where the door would be for that bathroom,
it was just all glass and then on the other
side of that was a mirror. And so it was
like a funhouse. And at one point I'm sitting on
the throne, I'm taking a dump and there's mirrors everywhere,

(01:33:46):
and I got a glimpse of a profile of myself
sitting on the toilet taking a dump, and grossed myself
out even more than I normally do, and I'm like, wow, Okay,
that was a rock bottom, and I went home. I
joined the Crunch gym. I told you about all the
personal training when on a hardcore diet, lost seventy pounds
in five months.

Speaker 14 (01:34:04):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
It was obviously years and years before any of these
weight loss things. But yeah, so it had a positive
effect there. But yeah, if it's just you, who cares.
But if you're staying there, even with even with your spouse,
your spouse, and you're pooping right there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Getting two rooms, it's weird. It's weird just having the
sliding barn door or.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
What he wants that a curtain a curtain, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
A lot of showers at the hotels. So that frosted glasses.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Well, now I don't mind that. I don't know. The
frosted glass is fine because you can't see you can't
you can't see anything. You can see profiles of stuff
if you're pressed up against it. But it's which usually do, Yeah,
put them on the glass front and back. Yeah, But
to save money from week bathroom lights being on, that's
that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
It's like we've talked about with planes, like just taking
out a what like a half inch of cushion saves
them how much money? Like not being cheap?

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
Yeah, that's dumb.

Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
You see that big story with the planes saving money
and weight loss.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
They said, yeah, we were talking about that, Oh were
you not here for the conversation we were talking about,
because I said, they took out all the they took
out all the screens that were in the head.

Speaker 7 (01:35:17):
There was a similar story that just got released about
they say that because of weight loss drugs, the airlines
are going to save five hundred million dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
That was part of that was part of the conversation
because it was like it was that and then they
were talking about how they changed that. Remember that they
have non pitted all of our yea, now they're using
olive slices and this is all the save quote fuel.
The number of all of them, I understood, I understood
the getting rid of the heavier equipment, but like olives,

(01:35:48):
you mean, like and how many olives are you carrying
on one flight? One domestic flight?

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Maybe?

Speaker 7 (01:35:54):
Yeah, how many olives do you carry a jar?

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
One jar?

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
I've never even seen in.

Speaker 10 (01:36:00):
An olive on an Air're not ordering bloody Mary's.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
People were complaining about, I guess on United the first
class meals. Did you see Tyler? I think saw that
he was the one that saw something about this. He's
always flying first class, right, Yeah, let's go to the
first class the first class guy. Sorry, I like fancy things.

Speaker 7 (01:36:20):
Yeah, what was it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
They were? They were complaining about the meals and it
looked like it was like a chicken salad, but it
looked like white mystery meat, some weird cube cheese. There
was a whole tomato in there that you had to
cut yourself. Wasn't slight? Yeah, they said that the it
looked like like meat that had been three D printed.
Oh you know, but again, this is the first world
problem in first class and you don't like your meal,

(01:36:42):
you don't like your first class I like my tomatoes
cut Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
Is it a first world problem? Sure, but you're paying
for first class. I would expect a tomato to be
cut up.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
I would expect food. I don't know how high my
expectation of other than Emirates. When we were on Emirates
doing that, we tripped to Dubai that was just unbelievable.
So that's but just on any that's different. They're right,
that's different. Well, and they think I'm just a regular
domestic flight.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Yeah, and they just rebrand things like I was on
a very cheap flight recently and I ordered the best
Row box and it was like that that canned cheese
and like a couple of crackers, the best row Bucks,
like everybody calmed down and like a fruit by the
foot or you know, like fruit leather.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
I was very upset that one. I remember I had
a first class ticket and I'm like, oh, rip, yeah,
and I'm sitting there and they get to my rope
because they're about to They're gone around asking everybody like,
you know, would you like the would you like the
beef or the vegetarian option, you know whatever for the meal.
And they get to me and they go, oh, sorry,
we're all out of the first class meals, but we

(01:37:49):
can bring you a sandwich from the back. And I
pulled full diva. I go, excuse me? Did I pay
for a ticket in the back? I want a sandwich
from the back?

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Or do I look like a peasant?

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
You understand? Like it's not eything. They didn't even give
me a choice of do I want to be for
I want to They had no more first class meals.
You would think that they would have at least one meal.
Yeah right, and it for this is the first world problem,
you guys. I somehow survived. But it was just the idea,
we can bring you a sandwich from the back excuse me,
part of me I don't believe I paid for a

(01:38:24):
ticket in the and do they not know how to
count seats?

Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, it's dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Mash it up to the met Yes, nobody wants the
vegetarian meal No.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
We had an after hours voicemails since we're on the
topic of flying and.

Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
Anybody show me a little big time. Uh, just giving
you guys a call listening to the podcast about the
Incarnation and the music festival out there. So I had
a good idea, Well, I think it might work. Is
you rent the plane, though, what do you guys can
run a bigger plane, maybe something that can fit all
of you, and you've most of the way there with
somebody else flying, and then what do you fly like

(01:39:04):
part of the way in, so it's like fly with
Woody to a music festival, so you don't have to
fly the whole thing because it's pretty far. And then
I'm sure there's some VIP I'm I can't remember, but
I'm sure it's some pretty good VIP. And then petty
carts and other things that Woody, you wouldn't have to
walk very much at all if you set it up right. Yes,
but just a thought or suggestion, but me love big time,
all right, see you guys, and hopefully you do it all.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Right by a couple couple of things. I like the
idea of doing a field trip to one of these things,
like the Summer of ninety nine that we talked about,
that crazy lineup that looks awesome, that's the one that's
just outside of Chicago. And then this incarnation Incarceration, Incarceration
in Incarceration. It's at the penitentiary where they filmed Shawshank

(01:39:47):
Nice in Ohio alone and it's like Limp Biscuit and
I forget who else is on that lineup. Yeah, it
was cool anyway. I would like the idea of that
you just can't like just rent a big plane and
just because you have a pilot size and just fly it.
It doesn't it doesn't work that way. But it's not
the first person to suggest. I just want to kind
of head this one off. Win a flight with Woody,

(01:40:09):
like where I take you up in the plane and
fly around. That sounds incredibly unsafe. I'm supposed to take. Okay,
it'd be like American Airlines saying, sit up front, random
person here in the cockpit, Like, it's not that's not
a safe idea. It's not that you that you'resafe, it's
not that I'm you don't know who this person is.
You grab a cockpit like you're going to nose dives

(01:40:32):
into the ground, Like what do you? I don't know,
no offence, no fence anybody, I don't. I don't know
you that like, I don't know you like that zip
tie them and then put them that It sounds incredibly unsafe.
Pre I'm sure anybody that I ran that through would
not be on board, you know with that from a
liability standpoint. Well, I I love the idea of flying

(01:40:54):
anything at any time. It just doesn't sound all that safe.
So I'm just gonna because I'm I'm heading those kind
of ideas off at the at the at the past.
So limp biscuit, disturbed, popa roach, cypress Hill, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
That's the one lineup.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
That's the summer of ninety nine. That's incarceration. That's incarceration too.
Cypres Hill is on that one too, because the other
one was like, same kind of thing. It was Limp Biscuit,
uh cypress Hill seven Dust. Remember Creed Bush who was saying, right,
that was a different one.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
That's yeah, yeah, that's summer of ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Okay, yeah, that's the summer ninety nine and then incarceration.

Speaker 6 (01:41:34):
I'm scrolling down the music festival not knowing these people,
but those are the big ones. Yeah, yeah, there's always
a a ton. Yeah, you know, it's like Warped Tour.
You know, six of the bands, right, and then the
other seventy not quite sure, Yeah, the smaller the funt yet.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
That's so we're we're trying to find dates for you know,
dumbass Tyler and Well and we were trying to find
a date from Menji but then that went out. But
then I'm saying that his ex girlfriend stepped back in
and got herself back in the picture. She wasn't about
to lose him to some other chick. Hell no, man, no,

(01:42:15):
not my man.

Speaker 7 (01:42:18):
That's it's his idea. He said that he made a mistake.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Don't buy it, all right, Yeah, I buy that as
much as I buy. Lauren got into a fight with
a cop on the side of the road. They said,
let's call it headlock anyway. Anyway, the person who was
also single but I just getting the idea wasn't really
interested in love was Vaughn, our video producer. But Vaughn,

(01:42:45):
somebody told me that some chicks slid into your d
ms and you've been kind of carrying on a bit.
That's true.

Speaker 15 (01:42:53):
From the poem, yeah, from yeah see it was poetry
for slams. Yeah, so it's going very well. One lovely
lady did slide in, well, actually too slid in. One
is married and was like she said, and I quote,
I wish I was a widow.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Have you seen those videos? Have you seen those videos online?
And uh, it's it's a video of like a husband
and wife and there, you know, she's got her arm
around them and she's kissing him on the cheeks like oh,
I love you so much. And the text on it says, uh,
this is my husband and I before he got hit
by a car, right, and you're like, oh my god.
And then and then all of a sudden, like she

(01:43:37):
has the phone, she walks away, she goes, I haven't
done it yet, but that's kind of like this chick,
Yeah exactly, I wish I was a widow.

Speaker 7 (01:43:45):
That's dark's amazing, God exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
But then the other chick.

Speaker 15 (01:43:50):
Yeah, but it's been really good. We've not talking, not married, No,
so we've been talking almost a week. What did she
say a week?

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
I've never I've never had a I've never had a
woman hit on me like that? How does that work? Like?
Let me live vi CA? How does that happen? What
did she say? She hears a poetry for slams. She
slides in the d M.

Speaker 15 (01:44:09):
Yeah, and it was very simple. You just had a
high sliding in and a little like sweet face emoji,
you know, something like that. And then a few hours
later I slid back. I saw she had some uh
some singing videos for interested in me, and I was like, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:44:28):
Singing videos, yeah, because he's into music and she sings,
she sings.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Okay, did you did you purposely wait a few hours
to get back to her? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:44:39):
Off, you know, I don't want to seem thirsty exactly,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
Give them a little something to wait for singing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Honestly, I liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
I like it. She's not like a professional, but really
good voice.

Speaker 15 (01:44:51):
So you guys met up like in person, not yet, No,
very busy last weekend weekend yeah, sure, but yes, but
the good conversation and all that we've gotten not super
deep into anything, but kind of learning about each other
and things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
And she she smokes weed, thank god.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
Yeah, so hopefully soon will meet up and things go
in person.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Are you asking her out? Like when's what's the plan?

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
I'm not sure yet. I probably will ask her out soon.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
But you're playing it so cool because he's cool. Do
you guys want to cool man actually talk or is
it just texting? It's been just text of okay, yeah,
but you know what she sounds like because.

Speaker 7 (01:45:36):
She has videos.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Like you do.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
You just have a man? You got a cool vibe.

Speaker 7 (01:45:43):
He's smooth, you know, it's not smooth, but like he's kind.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Yeah, you know, he's a nice person. But he looks cool,
you know, but he's not. Uh yeah, you're not. You don't.
You don't come off like egotistical fool yourself, you know. Yeah,
And he dresses cool than he does, like you have
the coolest parents all the time. Okay, Like he's wearing okay,
he's wearing station gear, but it looks wearing station gear

(01:46:07):
looks totally cooler. Who looks cooler?

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
Did jacket he wore the other night.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
That was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
It looked like it looked like it was like graffiti
kind of tagged up.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
It was crazy crazy from Amazon, like fifty bucks. It's
all about.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
So the rumors are true. Yeah, yeah, good, good, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:46:28):
Now, was that the only DM or is that one
that you actually followed up on?

Speaker 15 (01:46:33):
That was the one that actually followed up on? And
it has been really good to like talk to someone
who haven't had any prior connection to. Okay, that's really
nice to have that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
Another person another good rule of thumb here, Okay, like
this woman reached out to him, this other woman who
is currently married, You stay away from her, not just
because she's married, but also you know if you end
up with that person, that person will cheat on you.

Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
Rye.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
It clear.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
That's how you met them. You met them maybe more
I'm saying, but you you've met them when they were
with somebody else. What makes you believe that anything is
going to be any different? And I've known a number
of people who have this conversation. I've known a number
of people that fool themselves and trick themselves, and that's
just could could it be that they this is it?
And then they don't cheat on you and you guys
end up. Yes, is it possible, you're saying there's a chance,

(01:47:21):
it's possible. Is it likely?

Speaker 14 (01:47:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
And so a good rule of thumb is just don't
get involved with a person like that. You're setting yourself up,
which is which is why I was trying to, you know,
give Menji the advice not knowing his girlfriend about man,
especially under those circumstances. The timing is a little weird.
We're trying to find him a date and all of
a sudden, things things like, I don't know, man, it's like,

(01:47:45):
you know, just looking out for the person that I
do know in a certain situation, which would which would
be Menji. Yeah. But yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad you
didn't because man, she also sounds like a black widow. Yeah,
she's gonna take that husband out. Yeah, I wish I
was a widow. Like like, putting that out into the universe,
even though she probably, I mean not probably, I'm assuming

(01:48:08):
definitely was not literal like, but just putting that out
in the universe.

Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
Is not a good idea.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
I'm supposed to be high praise, but it's also quite creepy, right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
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Speaker 13 (01:48:44):
You're a hero.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
That's what's up.

Speaker 12 (01:48:48):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:48:50):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
That's what's up.

Speaker 7 (01:48:52):
Feel me all right?

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
You know I do have a I do have a
that's what's up.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Story.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
We haven't had a good That's what substory. Now, if
you're not familiar, that's what substories. That's the reaction after
you hear you're like, yes, oh man, yeah, just you
know someone des doing that out there and thought they Man,

(01:49:19):
it's kind of like a fail I mean, it is
a fail to fail. It could easily be a fail story,
but exact instant karma. Instant karma. So this one from Seattle,
sixty one year old guy and his daughter. They were
at home when this guy with a knife broke into
their house. So the homeowner of the dad, he grabbed
the only thing that he could use to defend himself,

(01:49:40):
which was a cast iron skillet, and he and now
the intruder chased each other around the house eventually made
it to the front lawn, where the intruder stabbed the
dad in the leg with that knife. But here's the thing,
all that did was just pissed the dude off. You
see that like in movies. Yeah, okay, Well that's when

(01:50:01):
the dad he took the cast iron skillet and he
beat the intruder to a pulp with it right there
on the lawn, and then on top of that, he
stabbed the guy with his own knife. This is yours now. Unfortunately, yeah,
here take this back. Unfortunately the intruder lived, and as

(01:50:21):
soon as he's healed up enough to leave the hospital,
he'll be going directly to jail. As far as the dad,
the neighborhood is praising him as a hero, as they should.
Uh huh. Love that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
I was so afraid you were going to say the
intruder is suing like not.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
I mean he might eventually whatever, because you know how
that goes. But man, man, I love stories like that's
so good. Yeah, Like, especially when you weren't expecting it,
Like you probably thought, like this guy, I'm sure didn't
realize you know who he was dealing with the same way.
Do you see that video that keeps going around about

(01:50:57):
it's a sporting event of some kind and you might
know who this guy is. He's the fighter and this
this it's this big black dude and he's like talking
down to this guy and he's basically challenging this dude
in the stands. He's I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm
gonna kick your ass. The other guy's cool as a cucumber.
He's just sitting there and apparently he's like some big
m M A fighter and he's vicious. I love and like,

(01:51:18):
if this guy would have done something, he probably would
have lost his life right there in the stands. This
guy crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:51:26):
But that's the thing. It teaches you discipline to not
have those fights in the street.

Speaker 3 (01:51:29):
Like like just dumb or the stories you hear about, Oh, well,
they this elderly couple. Uh, some home invaders came in.
They thought there was just it's an elderly couple, but
they weren't counting on the fact that granny had a
double barrel shotgun. And just ended them right there at
the threshold of the doorway.

Speaker 5 (01:51:46):
The cast iron Skillett though that those.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
I saw some cute little ones, Greg. They sounded like
like an egg, yeah, like posts or something.

Speaker 5 (01:52:00):
Like a little cookie. But I hate cleaning them though.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
I've never known how to properly clean one.

Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
I think you just scrubbed because you don't use soap.

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
Because it's salt, it's seasoned, which I don't understand what
that means.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
You rub it salt around and make a paste with
salt and water, and then you put oil on it
and then you drop that off.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
I think is right. It's fancy for dirty. Yeah. Iron
in your.

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
Food, so it's supposed to, like if you cook meat
with it, it's supposed to have a high and iron content.
If you use the cast iron, you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
Know it's satisfying. Though, Greg, have you ever seen the
videos where people clean like really nasty pots and pants
where they'll take an old cast iron skillet and they'll
basically restore it to a brand new version of itself.
It's so cool, Yeah, very satis. It's like those videos
I said in Greg where people are washing really dirty area. Rugs.

(01:52:54):
Drugs have like a big.

Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
Squeegee and they squeegee and all just the black.

Speaker 3 (01:53:00):
Black water man. It's good. I could tug it to that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:03):
That's basically porn y'all, it really is.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
That's what's up. Stories that'll do it for me. I
don't even need my wife. And the edging of the
lawns and the hedge trimming, the guys, the guys that
go around to the overgrown lots and the people who
can't afford, like are disabled, they can't get out there
and cut the grass, and this guy goes around cleans
it all up. I know, but like who cares about

(01:53:26):
the good deed part? It's just watching watching. Oh, the
guy was a boxer. He wasn't an m M A fighter.
He was a boxer.

Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
He'll still checks out.

Speaker 3 (01:53:37):
Yeah, I wish I remember his name because you got
to look up some of this guy's fights and he
someone I would say. Over the last six months I
started seeing the video. It pops up every once in
a while because they know how much I love a
good desk. What's up? It's like, man, this guy came
with an inchest of losing his life. He has no
idea who this guy is he's messing with in the stands.
You just don't know. There's another good video this guy.

(01:54:00):
And everybody who's big thinks that they're tough. You never
met a big guy who doesn't think that they're tough.
And so there's this guy and he's getting dressed down
by this other bigger dude. And the bigger dude says
to him, like, you better blah blah blah blah blah.
You try to get your ass kick. You want to go,
You're gonna get your ass kicked, man. And the guy's like, yeah,

(01:54:20):
I'll take a piece of that. And so and now
all of a sudden, as soon as the guy comes
over to start fighting him, all of a sudden, big
guy he bit off more than he could chew because
he's not really prepared to fight. Probably never action had
a real fight before. He's just big.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
It's worked up until now to scare people.

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
He's just gonna intimidate people with his size. But if
you can't back it up, why are you talking that
much smack to people to their face like that.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Because you've been able to scare people, you're playing the odds.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
But eventually that luck runs out, and eventually you get
a cast iron skillet and then stab with your own knife.

Speaker 6 (01:54:54):
It's like the woman who thinks she's hot just because
she has big boots.

Speaker 3 (01:54:57):
Exactly doesn't make you hot, not hot. Sorr eight seven
seven forty four Woodie text over to two to ninety seven,
will be right back. More fun than Gonnerrhea. All right,
time to wrap up and get the hell out of here.
Everybody rap all right. Full show podcast is waiting for you.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com. Thanks again to

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our new friend Lauren, my buddy's uh. I don't want
to call her girlfriend, but they're they're seeing each other. Okay, yeah, yeah,
but she is. She is one of the wildest people
I think I've ever had any interaction with my life,
and I had I had to introduce her to you guys. Yeah.
She she's a virgin that she reminded us a thousand
different times. She's been on a water only fast since

(01:55:42):
January sixth, and she's nuts.

Speaker 7 (01:55:45):
She's nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
But anyway, that's that was That was a lot of fun.
I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her,
but to talk to her just you know, from a
people watching kind of stamp. But it's great anyway, that's
on the full show podcast. Just hit up the woodieshow
dot com or get it wherever you get your podcasts.
Back here tomorrow pre Friday. He got for us. In
the meantime, you could leave on the after hours voicemail

(01:56:05):
that numbers eight seven seven forty four. What do finals?
Follow us on social media? Look for us there at
the Woody Show. Yes, all right, Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (01:56:14):
Yeah, literally every dollar you've ever spent on food has
gone down the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
That's true. Say with all those really expensive drinks that
you bought also down the toilet, right down the toil.
It's like are saying about beer. You don't buy beer,
you're just borrowing you.

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
Yeah you rented, Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:34):
Rented. It's worth it though. Yeah, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Woodies
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it to appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Thursday.
Have a great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 7 (01:56:49):
I quit this bitch,