FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 22nd 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dude to the resident nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Today is Thursday. It's pre Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It is Thursday, January the twenty second, twenty twenty six.
My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hi here?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Thanks man?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Are you both get I just like toyst How are
you trying to steal?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Greg Shine? I guess I'm incapable of saying by myself.
I'm going. There's Greg Gory? You you ready? Menace is here?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Greg?

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Yeah, yeah, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
All right, Jemmy grad good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Uh, we got Sea Mass, Sammy is here, Morgan is here. Hey,
Von our video producer dumbass Tyler is here. Got bored?
We got Menji Hold things down. The Boody Show production
department phones they're open at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Whatdy?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You can text us Send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Coming up for you today.
We'll get into the trending news headlines, of course, all
the entertainment stub Birthday's Porno Birthday, The week in audio,
Sea Bass will have that for us and a game.
Uh will Morgan know the phrase? Yeah, Jen gap trivia.

(01:55):
We've played this before. We were always I forget how
it originally came up. We had mentioned something. She's just
like I know who that is or.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Like what we got most people, it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Just it just seemed like something that was from yesterday
in the grand scheme of things.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
But uh, well I know the phrase.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, yeah, maybe anyway, So so that's coming up a
little bit later on here on The Woody Show for you.
Today today is uh, let's see clashing clothes Day. It's
National Grandpa Day, National hot Sauce Day. Oh yes, National
blonde brownie Day, like a good like a good blond day.
Hell yes, it's a polka dot day, it is. It's

(02:33):
a come in from the cold day please, And it's
a it's Celebration of Life day, you guys. Yeah, celebration
of life day. And you know it sounds nice, but
that's probably fancy speak for funeral.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, Okay, like a celebration of life.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You know, I thought that was I interpreted more of
like like babies and stuff like that way, like a
pro life kind of kind of thing. Maybe somebody by
the way was upset with us yesterday because when we
got to the headlines, we didn't mention that the second lady,
the wife of Vice President JD. Vancet, is pregnant. But

(03:12):
did you guys just intentionally skip that story. I'm like, dude,
I don't care when somebody that I know is pregnant.
It's like a personal friend, family member, they tell me
they're pregnant. It's like it takes everything you have right
to go to a like, I mean, good for you,
but yay, it's just the over the top reaction that
people give to somebody. You want to be happy for.
My guy's fine, but like, still it's all right. I mean,

(03:33):
I'm happy for people who are pregnant. I meant you,
you know how I get legitimately happy for the people
who tried really hard, like they went through IVF treatments,
they went through all that stuff or you know, things
like that, right, but just like you know, just your
average pregnancy.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
And then if a coworker has a baby and then
they bring the baby to work, like you care, and
then they introduce it as let's say, its name is,
uh Elizabeth, have you met baby Elizabeth. Babies don't have
a title Elizabeth met Joey yet.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Baby Joey forty seven hundred months old.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
So no, I guess we just didn't mention that because
we weren't not caring. There's plenty of stuff that that
pops up that we just don't cover because we're not interested.
But if you are, I mean cool. The vice president's
wife is having a baby and it's their fourth child,
and it's can be born sometime like Junior July.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Or about a lot of time. Yeah, whatever my story.
People have babies. Awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, I didn't didn't mention it. I didn't mention it
at all. Sorry. Yeah, Morgan, are you okay today?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Me?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, well, let's check on Morgan.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
I'm exhausted, y'all. I'm dealing with stuff at home.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh really you live alone?

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Well yeah, well it's main stuff.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
A working shower in today's day six because what happened, Well,
it started last.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Have you been pooping in it like Seabas does. It's
all messed up now?

Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yeah, because I'm so mad and it looks like there's
open it right now.

Speaker 10 (05:00):
No.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
I turned it off one day and because it had
like this drip for a while.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
But I was just ignoring it, you know.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
Yeah, and then I tried to turn off one day
and it wouldn't turn off at all, like water's flowing. Yeah,
And of course it's late at night, so I call
the property manager guy and he's like, Okay, we'll come tomorrow,
and I'm like.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
All night.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
So they come to fix it, and then they broke
it while they were fixing it all the time that day.
And then now it's fixed, but like the water coming
out is like dirt water. So they're like, okay, we
can come in two days. So I'm just tired. I'm
having to drive my friends. Has to shower.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, this whole thing. Whatever gym you did the boxing
stuff at. Don't they have showers there?

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, really are mad Are building?

Speaker 8 (05:43):
But I don't pay for the gym here. You can't unless.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
You got like your your fob thing has to open
it up ways.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Down there for a show.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
He's not still going to that gym.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
We're wondering if you were okay, because like today you
seem kind of, you know whatever, just people like is
that rich Chrickton on Morgan She okay? And then yesterday
Dana White came into the office.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I wasn't here and Morgan didn't come for it because
I was with the.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Damn maintenance people in my house.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
To my god, why I'm upset a little more?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
And you know how much you know, Morgan loves her
some UFC, how much she loves her some.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Dana White and Vonn.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Even gave me a call. He's like, hey, he's going
to be here in twenty if you are.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
And then I talked to Vaughan because I was coming
into the office and I go, is Morgan coming? He goes, no,
she's at her apartment. And then so I tried to
call you. You didn't pick up.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Oh I never got a call from you.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh really?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah, so I called and then I didn't hear from
long I know, probably, And so I came out and
I talked to Dana White and.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I heard he remembered us, and he remembered.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Us and about like we took a tour of his
office and then he says that he sees all the
clips that we make for all the events.

Speaker 9 (07:00):
Well, I'm glad you guys talked to him. But yeah,
that's why I was home. And yeah, so it's you know, life.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
It sucks because he's starting this boxing thing.

Speaker 8 (07:07):
It does suck. We have way more to talk to
him about now, zoo a boxing shoutout.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
But like you're a you're a renter. Yeah, so why
are you spending so much time with this? Like, isn't
this just a call to the landlord. The landlords just
have somebody over there?

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Yeah, I got to be there to let them in.
I gotta have the dog put away.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Why do you got to be there to let them in?

Speaker 8 (07:24):
Well, because their dog got to get in. Yeah, they
need to get in and then she needs to put
her a away.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Whatever I rented, it was always if there was something
like that, like they had the key. Yeah, like the
landlord would either themselves or have somebody else meet whoever
was there.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm always there when they would come.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's not my problem.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
They've never gone in without me.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I also wouldn't want them coming in without me. Yeah really, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Don't care if they're coming to fix my pooh shower.

Speaker 9 (07:46):
I'm asking for pro rated rent for sure. Oh yeah,
because it's almost a week now.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, you've had a full thing. You haven't been able
to use your bathroom, right, So that's kind of big.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
And it's a one bathroom, one shower, so.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh that would be fair. So like, hey, it was a.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Me a couple of bucks off.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
So if I look gross so I start smelling, hold
on me.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, but hold on, let's turn these lemons in the lemonade. Okay,
so no shower, extra stinky. I'm thinking a special limited
edition run run of the panties and socks.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Right around.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm saying, you take that, you put it, you put
it out there to these freaks who are buying your
panties and your socks, and you say, all right, guys, uh,
you know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Uh,
what has been an inconvenice for me is now a
bonus for you. I have extra stank underwear and socks.
I haven't been able to shower for days, you know,
And so there were the underwear. Normally, however much you

(08:44):
charge two hundred, two hundred bucks. These extra stank ones
are three hundred bucks, you know. And then the and
the socks you can you can you know, up them
to one hundred. Yeah, they're the special limited edition joints.
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
People love the exclusives, limited edition. It's like on sales
with like oops, we bought too much.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
No, But I mean think about the limited edition stuff minute.
You know what I'm talking about, Yeah, shoes, you know
this nerd stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
You don't know what this is gonna happen again, that's true.
I guess I should lose this show.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Think about like, you know, the popcorn buckets that people
are minying for eighty some bucks with the movies that
come out, and then.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
You could do it like a liftograph where it's like yeah,
exactly one of five, yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Five, Oh my god, this is so good.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Just I'm just throwing that's a free it's a free idea.

Speaker 8 (09:25):
You live the way you turn that around for it.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
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Speaker 1 (10:21):
What are you thinking here, is Sammy, It's okay, You're
on the right track.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Issio. One of the greatest reactions from a round of
the Gloryhole Challenge. It was the Christmas theme and that
was a a Christmas mouth. It was key to the
glory whole and said she wants to do it again Christmas.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Delf I did not have a heartbeat.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
It was it was a mens bought it at like
a pet smarts, a feeder mouse it and it was frozen.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, it was all soft and cue.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, frozen like a snowman. It was a little sweetie. Anyway,
welcome back. It is a pre Friday. It's Thursday. It
is the show Birthday's Parno birthday coming up here in.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Just a few minutes. Greg Dory, Yes, the World of Entertainment.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
What you got, Well, the tenth and final season of
Queer Eye is finally on Netflix. I've been looking forward
to this. So the guys are out promoting it except
for one of them. I'll get to that.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You second, he's the lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
You have Anthony he does food, Tan does fashion, Jonathan
does hair, Jeremiah does interior design, and then there's Karma
who does like lifestyle mental health stuff like that. Sure,
but he's been skipping appearances, uh. To publicize the new
and final season of Queer Eye. They were supposed to
do the Today Show altogether. Everybody except Karamo is there,

(12:03):
and Karamo had his assistant, not even himself. His assistant
send an email over to the Today Show saying that
Kromo has felt mentally and emotionally abused for years and
he's been adguised by his therapist to protect himself and
his peace by not attending every dramatic.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Did you see that?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
He did send over a video?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
He sent a video as well.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It looked like a hostage video.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, send a video.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Fantastic saying like, oh sorry, I can't be there, so
over the top.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
How about this how about just don't go like you
don't go. Nobody says any interesting. I can't make it.
You don't have to be all dramatic about it, just
so it is clear eyed. Yeah, it's the whole reality show. Which,
by the way, you know Meness loves him some reality shows.
What's your what's your number one reality show?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Right now? Number one? Right now?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
I mean there is new thousand Pounds Sister, which I'm
really excited about. There's new episodes.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Sorry, So if you if you had to pick two
two reality shows that are currently still on.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
That are currently still on, I love the The Mormon
Housewives one.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Okay, yeah, watch it is huge.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
I mean I've seen episodes.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, yeah, that one's pretty good.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
Entertaining.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Forget bailing and bailing out Loud. Yeah, I just s
don't put her in the same category as when you
think reality stars, you think, like, you know, real housewife stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I mean, there's been so many Bailing out Loud is awesome.
But these are the ones that were voted the most offensive,
the most the most offensive reality TV shows of all time.
Number one in their list is Are You Hot? So
it's from two thousand and three, Like David Hasselhoff and
contestants who thought they were hot.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
They got put in front of a handle of.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Judges for a ya or a n ane, and they
called it some of the most uncomfortable and misogynistic television
and history.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Because the judges would use laser pointers and be like,
look at they saddled there.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, that's the old Howard Stern thing. The most honest
reality show you remember, like the old Howard Stern episodes,
like back in the day Howard. The girls would come in,
they were asking for evaluations, critiques. It's like Ralph and
all these other dudes, would you know, with the laser
pointers and different things.

Speaker 11 (14:16):
But the thing is that those people really were hot,
and it was like, oh, you think you are, well,
we can pick you apart easy.

Speaker 12 (14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's why I love it. I funny because you think
you're all that and then you come in.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
There was a matchmaker show but which pretty much did
the same thing, but it was a woman who was
a matchmaker, and she would line up all the women
Patty Sting, and be like okay, no, and she would
be like to their face like yeah, your your lip
looks weird.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Let's see, let's see if that one made the list
because that also Are You Hot? Was number one on
The Most offensive Reality show ever made list Number two.
This is from like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen. It was
a British show, so I'm probably not familiar with it.
It was called Benefits Street and it was about welfare
recipients who refused to work and also ran around committing

(15:01):
crimes like shoplifting.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Watched too, because you don't care, moron care?

Speaker 8 (15:09):
How do you not go to jails? Don't they just
arrest you after airs?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's called Benefits Street. We'll have to watch out.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Number three.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I remember this one. I never watched it, but I
remember being on. It was in two thousand and four,
called The Swan. So like these ugly women they underwent
transformation so they would do I mean like extensively extensive
plastic surgery and then they and then they competed each other.
They competed against each other in a pageant.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
It was called The Swan had good stuff.

Speaker 11 (15:39):
It was months of recovery for these girls and surgery.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wouldn't you love to get all the surgery?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
The most defensive reality shows ever made Number four on
the list is a show that was produced by ice Cube.
The ice Cube it is called Black White, So it
was a white family and a black family who traded
places with the help of body makeup and prosthetics to
see how the other half lived.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Love it didn't watch see.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't give a crap about the Mormon Chicks, the
Real Housewives of whatever city. I don't care about Kardashians.
Like any of these shows sound way better than was
the show. And yeah, Number five on the list called
Born in the wild It was on in twenty fifteen.
This one focused on couples who choose to have their

(16:31):
children born in the wilderness minus the usual comforts or
modern medicine. Don't care about that one. Number six was
the Pickup Artist so two thousand and seven, two thousand
and eight self proclaimed pickup artist Eric Mystery von markof.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
It would teach guys how to score with the ladies,
but his methods came off as manipulative and predatory.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well that's what we got, words like negging and peacocking.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yes, this had to be the show where this is
his show, because that's what every time we said, all right,
what are your tips for you know, going on the
dating apps and how to like talk to these chicks.
And that's the way. That's this kind of stuff you said.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
He totally took a course the pickup artist thing. I
hated the show because a lot of this stuff was
just so obvious. He goes, oh, how do you get
attention in the room. Well, he dressed like a total
a hole, and of course people are going to come
talk to you.

Speaker 8 (17:26):
Conversation starters.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, most offensive reality shows ever made. Number seven on
the list was Who's Your Daddy? It was from two
thousand and five. Contestants adopted as infants had to pick
their biological fathers out of a group of men.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I would love to watch that.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
If they guessed right, they got a cash prize. If
they chose wrong, the wrong guy he got the money.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I need to see that. That is awesome.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
And I don't know what networks or whatever these were.
And the thing is they were offensive, so god knows,
they're probably not still on the streaming. The probably got
to find it like a youtubeer have to watch that.
Something like that, and now here, I'll give you one more.
This is another one of these British shows. It was
called There's Something About Miriam and it came out in
two thousand and four, and this one's basically The Bachelor,

(18:12):
except the guys didn't know that the woman that they
were fighting each other for was a trans person. Oh yeah, sure,
there's something about Miriam. Okay, you know what they say,
where there's an apple, there's a banana. Totally totally.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
You've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, where there's an apple, there's a banana.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Unbelievable. I've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Wow, so you learned something. We do say this is
an education show learned today.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Wow? I love it.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
So the most offensive reality shows ever made? I think
the Well, I like Tell's Kitchen. Yeah, I Chen, and
that's it.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's a reality show. Like I like, what's the other
one that he does? Kitchen nightmares?

Speaker 13 (18:54):
En.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I'm trying to think of like the reality shows that
I have gotten into over time. I would say Hell's Kitchen.
I like The Apprentice back in the day. What about Cops?
What about Cops is different? That's like, that's kind of
I don't like. That's the O G One World. No, no, no,
the other one was the O G teen mom.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. I was.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
That's like the Farah Abraham you know, uh Era Gary Gary,
Remember Gary Garymbert's.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Watch that show, Macy.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah. What's crazy is all those uh oh yeah Janelle Yeah,
Janelle's mom. Yeah, they were like from Boston. The thing
that's crazy about like the O G teen mom kids
is that they're all as old as their parents were
when they had them. So they're all like sixteen and
seventeen years old.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Now weird because now the kids are having like their
own scenes together talking.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
It's it's weird. Don't forget about wife swap.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, I remember that, I remember, I remember that by name.
I don't remember exactly.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I can say Big.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Show, I welcome back. It is Thursday and it's the
Woody Show. Yeah, ran out of time in that last
segment before the birthday is and the porno birthday, which
we're gonna get you here in a second, but before
we get to the porno birthday. Some new research in
the International Journey of Sexual Health says that watching porn
isn't as bad as most people think.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
The study looked at nearly nine hundred adults found that
people who watch porn to cope and had negative motivations
were more likely to experience symptoms of problematic porno usage.
Oh so you mean if you're watching it for all
the wrong reasons, then.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You're gonna do bad days.

Speaker 14 (20:46):
Oh if you're relying on Yeah, people who had positive
motivations for watching porn, now they didn't specify exactly positive,
but we're more likely to engage in partnered sex for
relational reasons and personal goal attainment.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh my god, you mean like personal goal attaining me,
like I'm gonna knock one into a sock.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Or you're gonna watch it, get in the mood and
then your partner gets home and you're.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Ready to go.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
See now that Like, Okay, do you and Andy watch
that kind of stuff together?

Speaker 5 (21:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
We never have, really, Yeah, we've never watched that.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Surprising. That seems like something that you know, it seems
like something Yeah, my wife and I not all the time,
but like every once.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
In a while, and you don't feel like you have to,
like you.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Want to pour into it and like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
You just do you leave it on or do you
and then get into it?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well, no, it's on.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's on the whole time.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, No, it's on. Like we'll like start watching together and
the next thing you know, she's turned into one of
the girls on the we're not watching anymore. It's still
pa because we're not a hold on.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Let me push super high volume that the neighbors even here.
Let me let me turn this on like you know
in that situation that's fun. See, that's where I think
this means.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
It's like, it's.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Helpful about you and what about you? And Martin never.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
Once watched it together shot never ever, ever, ever, And
I think we both act like we don't look at
it funy, we don't do it poop.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
By the way, we got we got a text here, Greg, Greg,
I just heard a show on podcasts where you spoke
about trying a certain sex toy and I thought, hell,
we'reth the shot. So I got one, and you're right,
life changing.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Feel weird pumping away with the pringles can in your hand, Yeah,
but totally worthy. What was this thing called?

Speaker 13 (22:39):
Again?

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Was the well the generic term? And I got flak
for calling it a fleshlight, But I.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Don't know what else is the pioneering brand.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Of dude say that that's not a fleshlight. It's the
same thing whatever. It's like clean. Yeah, so that's the
same thing that anyway, the main takeaway from that poor
watching isnt bad thing. The main takeaway is that frequent
porno usage is not just an automatic sign of a
problem that some people think it is. In reality, it
matters more why yeah, yeah, exactly. For example, someone using

(23:11):
as a way to you know, you know, like destress
sure from life. That's no that that's that's fine. Okay,
you know part of sexual exploration that that's fine. People
who become like addicted and need it, just needed just
to right, like that's the problem. Yeah. Now, if it
keeps people from attacking someone in the streets, you know,

(23:33):
because they get to watch some freaky stuff and then
knock one out or whatever, that's I would say, that's
a that's a positive. That's a positive use for it. Oh. Here,
one more thing before we get to the to the birthdays.
The common thought is that men's sexual desire peaks around
their teens or twenties, but some new research says that's
not the case either.

Speaker 12 (23:51):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
They analyzed data from over sixty seven They couldn't have
done sixty nine pounds. Come on, from over sixty seven
thousand adults. The numbers show that sexual desire in men
and peaks in their thirties and forties. Really, as for
who has the highest levels of desire, turns out it's
people who identify as buy or pan sexual because the
world is their oyster to Yeah, twice as much. There's

(24:12):
so many more options. Yeah, and maybe that's the reason
that they are because they're so horned up. Yeah, you
know what I mean. But that would make more sense
because like you know, in your teens, early twenties or whatever,
I think like by the time in your thirties or forties,
you have at least if you're a dude, because we're
talking about men and their sexual desires, you're probably locked
into something more regular. Yeah you know what I mean,

(24:33):
like regular, regular access to sexcess. So therefore your desire,
enjoyment or whatever, it's not so much you're not chasing
as much for lack of a better phrase, Right, it
peaks in the third At that point, you're fishing in
a barrel with dynamite just just a little bit easier.
Here we go, time for the birthdays and the corner birthday.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Day we won't sit because she was like, it's day
and you know, we don't.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Do And starting with the celebrities, as always, Guy Fieri
is fifty eight years old today. Caitlyn Clark, the WNBA star,
she's twenty four. Friend of mine was just in the
Bahamas and met her. She was there with her parents,
I guess, just like on the vacation, and said she

(25:25):
was dope. Said she was super cool, good, just really
normal and just fun and whatever, and so, you know,
I didn't know really anything about her other than she
was like a really good basketball player exactly. But yeah,
Happy birthday, Kaitlyn Clark. It's cool to hear that she's cool.
Christopher Masterson Francis from Malcolm in the Middle, Oh Yeah,
is forty six. DJ Jazzy Jeff is sixty one. Olivia Diabo,

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who was Fred Savage's older sister Karen on The Wonder Years.
She's fifty seven. Steve Perry, the singer for Journey Well,
the original singer, is seventy seven. You got Die Anne Lane.
She was most recently Superman's Mom and Man of Steel
Batman Versus Superman Justice League. She's sixty one. From the Extorcist,

(26:09):
Linda Blair is sixty seven, and then the former drummer
for Guns N' Roses, Stephen Adler, is sixty one. Your
porno birthday today is Angie Lynx and today's birthday girl.
She has seen more penises than a urologist. She's been
in three hundred and eight fine films, including Desperate for
a Drilling. She was in Makeup Brush Penetration, Volume one,

(26:32):
which is terribly That's kind of what Morgan was saying, Red,
She'll see something and she'll all of a sudden, I kind.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Of get yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
See, Angie was in good Seed, makes a good crop,
oh aintal with a bow on top, Volume one growth
and then who can forget her unfreed role in sixty
nine upside Down is still sixty nine, and I'm saying
makes a good point.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Turn it anyway.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's a thinker. Angie Lynx is thirty two years old today,
and that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and uh
there you go, better late than never those birthday. We're
gonna take a quick break. We've got some more Thursday
Woodies Show for you.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Next hang on.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Sciences have officially gone back in time one millions of
the second.

Speaker 15 (27:19):
And if you want an idea on how long that
is that amount of time anybody.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
In this company listens to this show.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
That's good, The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct work Wooding, Greg Man, this's Gina go yeeah see
mess Sammy Morgan phones open. You use that number to
call in be part of the show. Eight seven seven
forty four Wooding, excuse me. You can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. We are
gonna play that that new game that we've been having

(27:52):
some fun with. Can you get back through it?

Speaker 10 (27:54):
Like?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Nice? And uh so, we'll get somebody on the phone.
Their job is to get back through and once we
hang up with them in a certain amount of time,
your job, the rest of the listener's job is to
basically c block them, clog it up. Just keep calling,
keep doing it, and we're just gonna keep going through
the phones until we try to find that original person
that we talked to. Now, once we get to the

(28:16):
allotted time, if that person hasn't made it through, they're out. Yeah,
But whoever happens to be on the phone at that
time win surprize.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I love this jo.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, can you get back through?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Can you?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
So just have the number ready don't You don't call now,
but just have that number ready. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Time to check
in on the news headlines, Gina grad.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, the jury in the case of the Uvaldi police
officer Adrian Gonzalez. They found him not guilty, which cleared
him of all twenty nine counts of child engagement. So
he was the cop who was the first, one of
the first ones on the scene to respond to the
elementary school shooting in Uvaldi, and prosecutors tried to convince
the jury that Gonzales didn't follow his training, which caused
nineteen students their lives hurt ten others. The jury mold

(29:01):
over it for about seven hours and they went with
not guilty. This is only the second time in US
history that prosecutors tried to criminally charge a cop over
how they dealt with a mass shooting.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, I'm okay with this ruling.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
I'm surprised by it, but I'm also not because if
you've ever been on a jury before, you have to
answer a very specific question. It's not an overall guilty
or innocent, it's kind of was he guilty because of
X y Z. And if it was a systemic failure
by this police department, you have to find him not guilty.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
For example, is this one guy going to be the scapegoader?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right? So? And I feel like that's kind of what's
going on here. Yeah, I get it. Man like super tragic,
super sad. Yeah, it shouldn't have happened. I think he's
not the one. He's not the one that killed these kids.
And people want to point a finger, and they need
to hold somebody because the shooter's dead, right from okay,
so that there's no accountability other than they know that's

(29:59):
who did it. So they want to have somebody who's
still here to like.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Feel the whole account of home, to feel the.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Pain, the punishment whatever. People want that. I understand that
as a person who's been wrong, as a victim, like
you want you want someone to pay.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yes, yeah, exactly, I get it.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I would have understood too if they would have come
back and said he was guilty.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, I mean of child endangerment.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Yeah right, But I'm guessing that the jury was asked specifically,
is this the individual, yes, responsible for the failure.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
But to think that this guy is not already just
broken for the rest of his life. Yeah. Yeah, I
mean imagine that. Imagine you're this guy and that's you
were part of that, in that particular role, in that situation.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
You got to move and start in your life at
that point.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Not even I'm saying, just you're living with yourself.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah right. And they said when they said when the
jury made the announce when he just bowed his head
and just walked out of the count room. Well, President
Trump says he's going to slow his role on Greenland
because he and the NATO Secretary have quote formed the
framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland, and
when asked for specifics, he said, it's more like a
concept of a deal. So that's cool whatever that means.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
I'm just assuming that they're just going to give us
some space to put some military. Yeah, very possible, which
we already have, but I guess probably bigger.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yep. Well, the ninety eighth Annual Academy Awards are just
around the corner, and the nominees for all twenty four
categories were announced. So here's the four big awards. And uh,
you guys, tell me how many movies you're familiar with.
This is for Best Actor, Timothy Shalamay from Marty Supreme,
Washing Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio One Battle after Another, saw that,
Ethan Hawk for Blue Moon, Don't Know No Movie, Michael B.

(31:40):
Jordan for Sinners, Saw that, Wagner Mora for The Secret Agent.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Who for the What Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
For Best Actress, Jesse Buckley for Hamnet, which I still
think is the best alternative word for underwear.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Hold your hand is that where you're kind of going, Yeah,
it's a ham wallet.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's a hamnet. Rose Byrn for If I had legs,
I'd kick you. I love her, Kate Hudson for Songs
Sung Blue, Renate Rensvey for senemal Value, Uh huh, Emma
Stone for Bogonia for Best Director, Chloe Jao for Hamnet,
Josh Safti for Marty Supreme, Paul Thomas Anderson for One

(32:22):
Battle after Another, Joaquem Treer for Sentimental Value, and Ryan
Kugler for Sinners and Best Picture. Put a pot of
coffee on to get through this list? There are ten nominees.
How long have we been doing? Why do they do that?
It used to be five and I think he went
to seven.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
But why do they have so many?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Everybody wants the nominate all of them. Right, So we
have Bogonia, F One, Frankenstein, Hamnet, Marty Supreme, One Battle
after another, The Secret Agent, Sentimental Value, Sinners, and Train Dreams. Okay, well,
the awards will take place on March fifteenth on ABC
and will be hosted by Conan O'Brien and The Years.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
You saw a lot of movies, I'm surprised.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, yep, I see two totally.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I saw two of the saw that saw that.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Well, I saw one Battle after another instinct.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I watched the trailer for Train Dreams. What's it looks
so boring? It looks so watched that trailer. That's the
movie that wins.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
The weirder, the better.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Any movie that anyone calls important, ice to any.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Movie that has to do with the business of making
movies or Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
They love that.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
I'm able to catch up on a lot of movies
because of flights. Yeah, yeah, I won't necessarily see them
on in theaters, but yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Well, the year's biggest winter storm is about to hit,
and over seventy million people are already under a winter
storm watch. It's all set to kick off tomorrow afternoon,
it's supposed to get so cold that we may see
snow in places like Dallas.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Dude, how cold is it? Winterfest in Green Bay, a
place that's they're used to it cool? Yeah, it was
canceled because of cold weather. Wo Yeah. The National Weather
Service issued an extreme cold watch. The forecast time for
Green Bay two wind chills of minus thirty to minus forty. So, yeah, canceled,

(34:14):
thank you?

Speaker 10 (34:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Can you cancel Winterfest in Green Bay?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Wind chills minus thirty to minus forty that's frostbite.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Well.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
The forecast also says that Saturday will be the worst
of it, with a ton of ice and heavy snow
for more than half the country. Airlines being helpful, actually
trying to help, and are waiving all rebooking fees to
cities that will be dealing with the storm, because you know,
they don't want to deal with it either.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Dude. There was a a Delta flight in New York
City had to get de iced before takeoff, you know,
whether it's been super cold and snow or whatever. So
ground crews doing their thing. Some of the de icing
fluid leaked through to the inside of the plane and
soaked this passenger. Oh that sucks. So they went back
to the gate switched out planes ended up being like
a three hour delay.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
The guy who got de iced, he he was on
the new flight, So I don't, I don't know. Do
you get him a new pair of pants?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, new shirts and the gifts shop.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
New costume as a new costume, But.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
How did it get in there? I don't, I bet
I do love that.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
What's going on with that?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
You're sitting next to the exit? Okay, let's go with
that window leak?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, well what I just still it's like, so what
the the pilots did is they went back to the
gate to have, you know, the mechanics check it out,
because it's like, all right, uh yeah, that sucks, but
like we want to find out, like, how how did
I get in there?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Exactly? Yeah, Well, speaking of airlines, crank that down in
less than a week. The open seating policy at Southwest
is going to be a thing of the past.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, we're going to experience that for the first time
because we are all taking a Southwest flight next week. Right, finally,
like adults with actual And.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
That's why I was so surprised when you asked me,
like window aisle I'm like, it's southwest.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, well, this is the first time I'm flying south
southwest with this new thing. I guess we're one of the.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
First, right, Okay, we're the guinea pigs.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Greg, you should be so happy because you've been bitching
about that cattle call a boarding happy so long, So windergardeners,
we don't have to act like kindergarteners now and then.
Oh excuse me, what number are you? A? Forty one?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Forty? Let me get in front of you. But how
does it even work? I mean, do we get as
other airlines eat though? I guess the day you know
when you when you.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Your seats already chose. I picked your seat. That's why
I asked you. I said, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
He didn't ask me? Yeah I did, I said, everybody
a text.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Oh well I don't. I didn't see that part. But
I'm assuming that the seat will come with the boarding pass.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, because once you check in. I'm assuming because I
don't see it either.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's on the reservation.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Okay, well, thanks, Well there's more. All the seats that
you know, they used to be the same size.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Are all in the same general area. I think it's
like road twelve for mine doesn't have a seat on it.
Road twelve or Road thirteen.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I'm sure once we check in.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
But welcome to normal life Southwest.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yes, well, speaking of normal life, now Southwest gonna have
three seating choices, Standard, Preferred and Extra leg room, all
with different pricing. And between this and the ending of
Southwest Bags fly free, it's the end of the budget
era travel. It's done a less unless people are drinking nowadays.
And like our companies are feeling that pinch. The parent

(37:13):
company of Stolely Vodka and Kentucky Albourban, they've announced that
they're shutting down.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I saw SI's going away, believe it, for real, for real.
The toys rs kind of going away save them.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, it's the latest big casualty in the alcohol space.
Because Stoley says they tried to turn the brands around.
It just didn't work. So who are we to blame? Well,
I think we all know the answer to that. We
can blame the younger generations because they're not drinking anymore,
not doing it.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's partial case. I think. Also when it comes to
vodkas and tequila's, everybody's got one. Yea, there's a billion
of them. Nothing to freak out. All of them can't
stick around.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, but the og like stolies around.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
When's the last time you heard anybody like quest to Stolely? Yeah,
you don't, like, you know, like people are requesting others.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Although I didn't know a stripper named Stolely. And yeah,
he's probably going to be out of business.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Oh he yeah, he see My opinion on that is
probably unpopular. If I'm getting a mixed drink and it
has vodka in it and they asked me what kind
surprise me.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It's all the.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Same bottom mixed drink, I don't think so the same
and that bottom shelf stuff will die on this. It's
like hairspring. But also I noticed, man immediately with.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
The headache, the hangover is not the same.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Not the same, like the and even vodka. Now that's
why I moved to tequila, because I was drinking vodka
like that was my go to drink and just end
up with the splitting headache as I'm sitting there at
whatever event having a couple of.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Drinks, not the day after, not even the day after.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And dude, I'm telling you, like, if it's like the
well stuff immediate, there's no delay at all.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
It's just immediate headache.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Like vodka and tomato juice. You could use Joe's gas
Station vodka.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I also wine out of boxes.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
I'm true, and I wouldn't know the difference between that
and Belvedere and Tito's who it's all the same.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
You're like leathered when it comes to alcohol.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just thought mega peaky like you guys,
he's got alcohol callous.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, exactly. But we got some big news out of
the hot dog world. Nathan's has just been sold for
four hundred and fifty million dollars. You know, that famous
hot dog brand. They've been run for over one hundred years.
The sale was done using straight cash, and Nathan's has
been dealing with pressure over the years because costs have
jumped twenty seven percent just the last year alone.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Know to worry, Menace, they're keeping the Nathan's hot Dog
getting contest.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Fourth of July. They're they're they're keeping them.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
They're still in Sam's clear chestnut that animal.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Don't worry. And finally everyone's talking about this chick named Romeo.
She's the one who posted that clip on TikTok singing
the new theme song for Doctor Pepper. It was just her.
It wasn't like an elaborate production. It just sounded like this.
There's a little clip of that.

Speaker 16 (39:59):
I have a theme song for Doctor Pepper and it
goes like this, Doctor Pepper bay Bee, he.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Is good and nice. She tagged Doctor Pepper. They saw it.
Forty two million other people saw it too. So when
they saw that, Doctor Pepper commented saying, hold on, you
might be onto something. And just a week later, they
rolled out this commercial featuring her, and she's on it
and that's what that sounds.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, she was watching the college football championship game and
the commercial came on with her song where she's credited
on there, and she and she freaked out.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, so here's the added that they ju up.

Speaker 17 (40:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, I mean there were so many remixes after she
released hers.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
Yeah, doctor pepe bay Beee Good Nast to Pepe bay
Beee's good kidstor Peper Babe Good, Good and Nasty.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Do they give her anything for that? I'm surely they
have to, right, I don't know, like cover those Orthodonis
appointments or something.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
What I did love you on her on her post.
All these other brands jumped in like Buffalo Wild Wings
and Denny's are like, we're gonna need one of these.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I was.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I was ahead of my time because when I was
in fourth grade I made up a jingle for KFC
and there was no one to tell back, yea, how
to go? You remember? Yeah? Oh, I like that Kentucky
Fried Chicken with that crispy, crunchy batter to enjoy with
eleven herbs and spices, and their service is the nicest o.
I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken and who who could
have known? No one reached out to me and I

(41:31):
was fourth.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
It sounds goofy enough they would use it. But she
can end up being like, if all these other brands
are reaching out, why not just be exclusive to a category.
So that's for soft drinks. She could do one for
a beer. She could do one for fast food. She
could do one for casual uh, you know, fast casual
bolt that kind of thing, break it down, kind of

(41:53):
like Cardiff, kind of like.

Speaker 16 (41:55):
Dude top No that guy he does, uh he does
he does like auto commercials. You want it, they got it.
You went to the hospital to see your aunt. She
wasn't feeling well. She says, do you know who I
should call. I says, yes, no law.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
It's just like this big dramatic music going on, and dude,
that guy is making bank. I think he just like
we screw around and throw something into a recorder and
just for our fun. Yeah, and then next thing, you know,
something like that just blows up and it becomes this
huge thing and like this chick she's gonna get you know,

(42:38):
she's gonna get paid you a little something out of nothing,
out of nothing.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Yeah, she can do like ob tampons.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's good and nice, right.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Category exclusive.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
It's good anti.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Phenomena because I have been that drug. Oh yeah, I've
bared dumpsters dumpster hell yeah, bro.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
getting back to my room. I don't remember how I
got dressed, babe. Yeah, and now back to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
So it's a newer game for us, but we enjoy it,
and we're getting some really good feedback from you guys
that you enjoy it. So here we go. Can you
get back through the way the game works is we
pick somebody up off the phones here, and your job
as the person on the phone is to get back through.
We we talked to you for a second and then
we hang up. At that point, we need everybody else

(43:32):
who's listening or take to call eight seven seven forty
four Woodie, because your job is to keep that person,
our contestant, from getting back through.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
On the lines.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
We've got ten lines. Yeah, you know, so we really
need you to do your best. Just just keep calling calling,
read read, readout, and try to keep this person from
getting back through. Now, if the person does make it through,
they're gonna win a prize. However, if the five minutes
goes by and we don't have that person on the
line yet, whoever we we are talking to you at
the five minute mark will be the winner and then

(44:03):
they will get the prize.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Say yeah, let's say hi to our contestant.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Kimberly. Hi Kimberly, Kimberly, Hi, kim Hi, Hi, Hi Kimberly. So, Kimberly,
you are going to be the contestant. Did did they
provide you with the password? Don't say what it is
because nobody else is supposed to know it, so just the.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Way we can verify to you.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
All right, So, uh so, Kimberly, your job once we
hang up is to get back through sometime in the
next five minutes. All right, in the next five minutes.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, and then if you could do that, you're gonna
win a prize. You're in this round of can you
get back through? The number? For everybody else? Eight seven
seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
So everybody but Kimberly. Your job is to keep her
from getting through it block Kimberly. All right, getting ready
to uh to start the timer here. Let me make

(44:56):
sure that we're all good on the timer. Okay, all
are you ready.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Kimberly, Yes, okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
All right, Good luck to you. I just I just
hung up on our time has started by Kimberly eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Who is this?

Speaker 10 (45:13):
Hey, Christian?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's Christian Christians, not Kimberly. Have you ever won one
of those big stuffed animals at the fair?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
You have, flucky? What game? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
What game? What was the game? It was basketball? Those
are all rigged like they they're all the rims were
like they're oval shaped.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
The balls are full of.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Either way not not Kimberly. Yeah. Then we try to
get to know a little bit about each person. But yeah,
uh eight seven seven forty four, Woody, it is the
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Who's this.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Kimberly not Kimberly?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
What is your John? John? How old are you?

Speaker 13 (45:54):
Thirty?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
What was your first job?

Speaker 15 (45:57):
My first job?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Baker banker?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
That was your first job?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Dame?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Remember what do you show?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Who's this?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
This is Kimberly from Momby. It's Kimberly. Kimberly.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
You sound like you grew a penis. Yeah, that's crazy.
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
This is from Santa Monica.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
See it's a Steve, not Kimberly.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Did you go to college? All right? Okay, okay, fine?
What's the next person? The same stupid question?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
What do you show? Who's this?

Speaker 13 (46:34):
Daniel?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hey, Daniel, Daniel? Did you go to college?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (46:39):
Sir, I'm still sending right now.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh where do you go to school? I go to
Left l A College, West LA College? All right, cool, well,
good luck with that. What do you show? Who's this?
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I let the.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Right gender, but we have a buddy named Eileen, not
the Oh yeah, what do you show? Who's this?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Jared?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Jared? Jared Jared?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Who is not Kimberly, Jared, thank you for the call.
Good luck with your future endeavors.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
To show who's this?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I can tell it's not Kimberly. What do you show?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Seane not Kimberly?

Speaker 2 (47:21):

Speaker 13 (47:23):
Edward?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
What is something childish? But you still do it anyway?

Speaker 15 (47:32):
Collect all?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
That's pretty child What do you show?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Who's this? All right, Geo? Also not Kimberly? What do
you show who's this Stephanie? Stephanie is still not Kimberly.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
What do you show? Who's this Kimberly but not that Kimberly. Damn,
you had me.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
You're such a tea, You're such a ease.

Speaker 2 (47:57):

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Is Kimberly again?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
What do you show?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Gilbert?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Gilbert Gilbert as in grad.

Speaker 18 (48:11):
Yes, sir, yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
What's the table manner that people do that drives you crazy?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Gilbert? I guess you just what do you show?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Who's this?

Speaker 13 (48:23):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
How are you good? Say?

Speaker 13 (48:29):
Thank you guys for playing to shim and and the satellite.
Aren't you mentioned yet? I'm not too fun with the
game right now, but I'm just really excited because my
son was born. Oh that's exactly. And you you already
bringing up to seven and the satellite I had a
thing on repeat his lyrics, the best thing in my hands.
Out with you.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I hate to hang up on you, but you're taking
up Kimberly's time. I want to show who's this?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Not Kimberly. What do you show? Who's this? Robert, Robbie?
Not Kimberly. What do you show?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Who's this?

Speaker 17 (49:04):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
This is a nick nick all right, not not Kimberly.
We're down to one minute left, fifty five seconds?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
What do you show?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Who's this?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
This is Daniel again? How does how does he make it?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
We can't do once? What do you show? Who's this?

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Frank?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
What do you show?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Who's this?

Speaker 15 (49:27):
Janet?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Janet?

Speaker 12 (49:29):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Janet? How are you?

Speaker 12 (49:31):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
We're doing great? What do you do for a living?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I'm a pharmacy, tuk pharmacy.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Have you ever done anal?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Have you ever done your job? Quickly? Damn?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
All right? I apologize for minutes. All right, Hey, it's
all funny game. We're having a good time here, all right.
Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Listening to
the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
What a show?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Who's this?

Speaker 19 (49:57):
Leslie?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Leslie? Oh boy, what do you show?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Who's the this? Eileen?

Speaker 8 (50:02):
Again? Come on, Kimberly, want to show who's this?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
What do you show? Who is this?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Carolina, damn And that's the time. Guys. Hey, congratulations you
because you are the last person online.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
You are the winner the job.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, you kept Kimberly from getting back through. She couldn't
do it, so you're gonna get a prize. Congratulations and ung.

Speaker 11 (50:33):
I'm so sorry Kimberly.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
You don't have to feel bad about it. All right,
hang on one second, we'll get all of your information.
That's how you play. Can you get back through?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I felt like for a minute there, I really felt
like Kimberly was going to do it. I had a
gut feeling.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
But yeah, that was her.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Last time we played. They got through with what second
Like the first time we played. It was literally the
last call right before the five minute market. I did,
by the way, I gave I gave us a couple
extra seconds, like four extra seconds, because I didn't I
felt bad hanging up on dude, that was being so nice. Yeah, yeah,
you know. Congratulations on your son. Yeah, sure, he's adorable. Yeah,

(51:11):
all right, eight seven seven forty four woodie. If you
want to call an otherwise, you can send us a
text over to two to two ninety seven. And this
one just came through. Dumbest game yet. It's yeah, the greatest.
It is called a dumb ass contest in the name
the name we can totally do work.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern? What
a plumpkin? Plump let me way a millennial in instagrams.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Why he had a reptile dysfunctions?

Speaker 15 (51:43):
Yeh, that's a show.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
B There's this guy and his girlfriend. They were asleep,
They're at home. Girlfriend wakes up, So he's a random
guy just standing there in their bedroom. This happened to
a guy that we worked with. Yeah, he was he
was in an airbnb. He was living in this home
like a temporary housing kind of situation. Welcome in the

(52:08):
middle of the night, and there was a guy standing
at the foot of his bed holding a bible and screwdriver.
I have a heart attack, me too, yeah, instant yeah
and uh. And then turns out the guy who had
been in his closet, trying on all his clothes while
he was sleeping.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
Yeah, the host of the airbnb.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
How we work with you know who this person is,
and he's like forever traumatized by this.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I don't blame him.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah it was, I mean, what the hell. They arrested
the guy and everything else, but nothing happened to our coworker.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
But just can you.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Imagine waking up someone sitting there? Anyway, girlfriend wakes the
boyfriend up because she freaks out. Boyfriend chased the guy
out of the room. Guy takes off and the girlfriend
they're okay. Cops called, they arrest the guy. Now, the
bad news is that he had went through the fridge
and he had grabbed the caso, which he then poured

(53:02):
all over the TV, the furniture. Eggs, he just chucked
some of those on the floor and smashed stuff. And yeah,
the cops say this was his third break in recently
and he just loves pouring stuff because he did the
same thing to a neighbor's house. He dumped maple syrup
all over that person's TV and furniture.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Yeah, Instagram, that does this And I think it's like
a mental thing.

Speaker 9 (53:27):
You think they have a stem and they say stuff
and then they're like porn stuff on doorhid.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
He was arrested three counts of burglar. Also, here's one
of the guys whose house was burglarized on the TV news.
He's talking about this guy's pretty fun. They're all college kids.
I guess you look kind of live in this area.
So this guy kind of sounds like he's high or
you know, he'd be just a college kid.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I hear the door go and I'm like, what's that
because I thought it was my buddy JP coming home
from the bar.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Nope, it was the milkman. It was the milk bandit.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I didn't think anything of it, went to the bathroom,
went back to bed, woke up the next morning. Milk
everywhere on the floors, everywhere.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Yeah, that's what he woke up to. That because it's
not like, you know, the police are going to clean that. Hell,
they just leave it.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Yeah, they're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Sucks eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. Do you ever have anybody like cars broken into?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
His one car?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:27):
I mean when I was like, our house was broken into?
Really Yeah, they didn't leave, you know, a mess.

Speaker 7 (54:33):
I mean, yeah, robbed car, got broken into your house,
got robbed parents' house.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, your parents? Were you still living there?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Uh huh, this is what I was. Did you come
in and like everything was just kind of thrown all
over the place.

Speaker 7 (54:45):
Yeah, and they had gone through the kitchen because there
was like sugar everywhere, and they had gone through their
cupboards and made.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
A mess cash and sugar. I gets crazy, I.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Don't know, but yeah, that was pretty traumatizing. We get
notifications every once in a while from the police department about,
you know, things that are going on in the neighborhood,
like oh, hey, there's a couple of houses on this street. Uh,
they were you know, targeting houses that you know, the
back of the house doesn't back up to another property, right,
and it seems like they're coming in looking for jewelry.

(55:14):
So like stuff that's you know, kind of a quick
in and out, quick hit, something easy to you know,
just turn around and sell kind of thing. So just
keep that in mind, everybody, you know, So yeah, manide
that stuff. Yeah, Like I've had stuff taken out of
my car. But the thing is they didn't break the
window really, Yeah, which I'm like, thank god, how'd that work? Fine?
Take whatever's in there, because I'm not one of these

(55:35):
dopes who leave laptops and anything of value. I don't
even leave crumbs in my car, right because I'm not
ca Yeah. Like, and if you break into my wife's car,
you're gonna get random clothing from my kids because they
can't seem to ever. Just take that stuff out of
the car and you can have all the garbage you want.
Empty wrappers, banana peels, things that are in them in

(55:57):
the door pockets. They're like, yeah, they're orange peels and
banana peels. I'm like, what doing?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Where are you going that they have no garbage can animals?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yeah, there's no reason to keep your car like a
like a garbage do anytime empty. When you get home,
there's garbage cans in your house. I'm assuming any place
that you go to that you pull up to a store,
every store, every shopping mall, every strip mall, every fast
food place, garbage cans right out front, targets, all that
kind of you collect whatever you've got before you get

(56:30):
out of your car and just throw.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It's super easy. You'll try it.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
One place I found, though, give a shot. Walmart, they
don't have garbage cans out front a least because then you've.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Seen it in Walmart parking lots. You just put all
your garbage in the carts that are the car.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
You can move on the floor, you can you can
choose something or whatever. Man, you crap.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
And now more of the show.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
We're gonna play some gen gap be excited with Morgan,
and it's specifically like will she know the phrase?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:06):
We get.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
We get reminded from time to time that Morgan is
way younger than say, like myself or Gina or greg.
She could be my daughter.

Speaker 8 (57:15):
And I have bad memory too, so things don't written well.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
It's just frame of reference stuff, you know. He acts
like she's super young. Hush, yeah, I am, yeah, exactly.
She's a different.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
Generation from me. I am, No, you're not. We act
so different. We're both millennials. We're like five years apart.
Sami really a millennial though, Yeah, the forties.

Speaker 11 (57:41):
Are millennials more millennial, Yeah she is. No, I'm just
saying people older than me are still millennials.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Yeah, that's true. You're both you're both millennials.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
Maybe I'm not that young, but you're not gen z
younger than all y'all.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yeah, that's true. Look how far it's gotten you yeah,
exactly know the phrase, well we'll find out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
So, like somebody said, my kids and I were watching
Blues Clues with Steve and in one episode, too of
the clues were tape player and cassette and the kids
were just lost, you know, But I mean, obviously that's
Blues Clues. Was hell old so much that you'll put
anything on it just you know, keeps the kids occupied,
thank you. Yeah, somebody said, I asked a question to

(58:27):
a class of thirteen and fourteen year olds. When no
one answered, I said, Buehler. Buehler just blank staars bummed
her out. That's eighties, right. My kids were in the car.
I told them they had to roll down their windows.
They had no idea what I.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Meant, dude, I experienced this.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
My son is sixteen, and we, uh, we rented just
like a truck. You know, all this big Halloween stuff
he's gotten and I was taking it to store it.
And so I got this truck. It's like a you
all kind of rental style truck. Nothing fancy, there's no
power locks and windows and stuff like that. He had
never seen in his life a manual window. Yeah, he goes,

(59:08):
what is this? I go, it's to roll the window down.
He goes to what I like, I said, turn it
and he's turning it the wrong way. I no, the
other way. Window goes down and goes weird. What would
you say if you wanted your passenger to put their
window down? Would you say? Put your window down? Nowadays
I still say.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Roll yeah, roll up and roll down. Yeah. I say that, like,
make sure you roll up your wind. And when you're
recording something on your phone, you're taping it or you're
videotaping it.

Speaker 15 (59:37):
And kids still say that, like they'll still say tape yeah, right, because.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You know, what I have noticed as well is that
these kids now cannot tell time just looking at a
clock or a watch if it's not digital, like just
especially if the numbers aren't on there, if it's just
they have you know, like there's something, yeah, there's just
the tap marks there. Man, they're a lot about it.

(01:00:05):
They can't tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I thought they taught that in school.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Still you can do that, and I tell time. I'm
just looking at the clock.

Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
I was just looking at it, like yeah, I could there's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
A digital time right next to it would take you
a second?

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
Yeah, I could. I have to do five ten fifteen thirty.
Really you do well if it's like on the three
or something, the five ten fifteen, Yeah, so it take
like two seconds.

Speaker 15 (01:00:25):
I think it could be a brain power. So it's
like three fifteen because they still have walklock.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
I'm telling y'all, my brain is trash.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Like I actually spend several times, you know, it's.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
I don't sleep, so my brain is actual trying all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I feel you. We we had to leave for you know,
taking the kids to one of the activity and I
told him, I said, hey, we're leaving here in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Be ready.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Well, what time is it? Right now? As we're standing
next to we have a big like dining room table,
there's a giant wall clock. It's like one of these
oversized walklete. I just point to it, you know, there's
the time, and they go, I can't read that read decoration.
I thought that was a sun dial. They knew it
was a clock that they can't read it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I thought that was moving artwork.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah, I'm surprised they don't don't teach that stuff. I
remember we used to have to do that, like your
draw It was an empty clock face and it would
say draw seven thirty and you have to draw.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, you point to and so much stuff that we
did that. They don't teach well cursive about going out.

Speaker 15 (01:01:21):
But the thing is, wall clocks still exists. There are
still plenty of rooms I walk into with a wall
clock in it. So to claim that you just used
to see that, you're like, well, that might as well
be a hieroglyphics.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, so I said, I try to pay for some
gift cards and Starbucks once with a company check, and
the girl behind the counter had no idea what a
check was never even seen one, So end up using
a card.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Like but if you have a card, I mean, I
guess if it's a company check, yeah, use there boney.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Yeah, as opposed to getting you know, reimbursed.

Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
Yeah, who can I brag I know how to balance
a check book.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Wow, that's a big deal.

Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
That's a lost art, is it?

Speaker 15 (01:01:55):
And subtrac just keeping track of I have nobody even
uses that portion of the check.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
You talk, but hold on so you reconcile, you reconcile
your I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Know anymore, but I was taught that when I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Was a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah, so you know how you don't do it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
I do still write checks, like Greg, Like, I'll write
checks to pay bills and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
No, okay, so you're.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Not bouncing your child start but yeah, okay, she could
do it. Now now I'm fully getting if it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Took anybody more than thirty seconds to learn quote how to,
that would be concerning.

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
I just remember when I learned as a kid, it
was a rare thing, Like kids didn't know how to
balance check books.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah, we had that class too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I mean we were taught. I just didn't do it
until I was in like my early twenties. And then
my first wife was a teller at the bank, and
she was like horrified that I didn't do that. I
go like, this is just just like nerdy bank stuff. Yeah,
because I would go to the ATM and I would

(01:02:54):
just take out, you know, twenty bucks, twenty bucks the
minimum twenty bucks, you know, and then I would just
hope that it was fine. I didn't have any money.
I was broke, you know, but like, please let there
be twenty bucks there. Yes, it spits it out. Yeah,
it's like it's like a slot machine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah, it paid out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Yes, the element, and she goes, but wait, hold on,
we have because we're writing a check for whatever it was.
We had to write a check for the car insurance,
where I go, Okay, well, are we gonna have enough
in there to cover? And I'm like I'm yeah, because
I wasn't doing it. And then I got and then
I got crazy about it, and I was like, I
mean I was down to the penny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Oh yeah, I can see that for you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
She kind of shame me into it, and then once
I started doing it, I became addicted to it. There's
no way that you, of all people wouldn't have the
down to the penny now, But until I would say,
twenty four years old, I did not. And that was
the time in my life I had the least amount
of money and I should have absolutely have been balancing
things down to the penny. I just started making more

(01:03:51):
money and whatever it's you could be a little bit
more loosey goosey with as long as you're not getting
crazy with the spending. You're gonna take twenty bucks out
twenty bucks, you know. But like at that time, man,
I certainly, because dude, it's amazing. I never bounced a
check or I never overdrew the account. It's amazing. That's
a miracle. That's a miracle. But you should want how
to bounce a check? Never, holy crap, never once I.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Think I think I did. Every month I bounced you
did for you too, because like may like I told you,
like a good month was negative twenty bucks. Like at
the end of the month, if I had negative twenty
I was like, good month.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
But I thought you bounced it, meaning that you wouldn't
turn or you wouldn't give somebody the check until there
was already one going in had to send that rent,
and whether I had it or not, I would write
the check.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
And charge you get it. But if you asked a
kid right now, what does it mean to bounce a check?
They would have no idea what you were saying.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
No, that's true, no, because a lot of times it's
just like my kids have. It's like a debit card
for kids called green Light, and you just add you
could add funds to it. But so when they when
they're out with their friends, nobody's got cat. So they
have their green Light card. They use it the same
way you and I use our It's just another card.
And so you took us some tap or a swipe
or something like that, and for them, if there's not

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money in it, it just gets denied, declined. You know,
they don't know. There's no bounce, there's no you know, overdraft, right,
no pouch kids for you? Right eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can text us over to two two
nine eighty seven, Jen Gap trivia? Will Morgan know the phrase?

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Hopefully I'm excited?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah, So Ginas put together just a few of these,
and we're gonna see if she knows what these different
phrases mean. Right, all right, So we'll do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
That next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Hang on the right. After these messages breaking news, Greg
Gory had to take a major out of work. Not
since the Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Or tap Woody, Woody, Woody, And.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Now back to the Woody Show, Gen Gap trivia Morgan,
Will she know the phrase? These are all well known phrases.
Will Morgan know that we were just kind of talking
before the break, Yeah, references that made people feel old
when these younger people didn't get it. Somebody said, I
was I'm thirty one. I was in the car with

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my younger sister Kelly Roland came on and I was
talking about the song when my sister asked who Kelly
Roland was, and I turned her. I said, Yo, Destiny's
child again blank stare Destiny's child who never met her? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
That was with Beyonce. Oh Beyonce, I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Know, obvious, but had no idea Destiny's child Kelly.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah, this other one said.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
A couple of years ago, my very young co worker
came in wearing a pink sweater on a Wednesday, and
I jokingly responded with on Wednesdays, we wear pink. She
was very confused and said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Is there a dress code?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And I explained it was a quote from Mean Girls,
and she said she had heard of it but never
seen it, and it sounded like a movie that her
mom would know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
That's sad because I'm like, oh that new movie Mean Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
I wouldn't. Yeah, all right, So Jen gap trivia. Will
Morgan know the phrase? And the first one is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Hey Morgan, if somebody said, as if, what would that
mean to you?

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
As if? Like, no, way, okay, good?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
From where's it from? What movie? Is it from?

Speaker 12 (01:07:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Movie or TV show?

Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
I was going to guess like some pop magazine like
Tiger Beat or something as if.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
No, no, it's not Tiger Beat is not a movie
or team is it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Witherspoon?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
No, but you're you're circling so close? What is it? Clueless? Clueless? Silverstone? Okay?
All right, all right, I'm just gonna skip around here.
What if somebody what if somebody looked at somebody and said, shwing? Yeah,
what is that? What shwing?

Speaker 8 (01:07:50):
I'd bang you?

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah, you're doing really it's lucky? Like how would you like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
How like?

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
How would you how would you use it?

Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
Like like actually saying the words thing?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
How would you use it? Swing? I'm excited right now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I mean yeah, like check out?

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Did did you guys see Clueless? Did you see Alicia's Yeah,
it's not like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
And it's from is from no clue Wayne's World?

Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
Never seen it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Never saw Wayne's World?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Okay, know about it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
You've heard it doesn't necessarily you know that you know
the characters though, right.

Speaker 8 (01:08:30):
Yes, because everyone does that for Halloween, right, But do you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Know what the movie is based on?

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
No, it's an SNL bit.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
We remember Ebomb's world that we yea, that's what I
always think of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Okay, Okay, yeah, Wayne and Garth, these two guys that
had like a cable access show. It was called Wayne's World. Yeah,
and they're just like, you know, kind of like Bill
and Ted, sorta kind of dopey stoner type of ye true.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah. What if somebody said, hey Morgan, big whoop?

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
Oh like big deal, big whoop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Okay, you're doing really good one. That one's easy, okay,
yeah another Mike Myers.

Speaker 8 (01:09:09):
I just can't tell you where they're from, though.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
No, that's okay. I'm bugging.

Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
Oh I'm bugging. Like what that means? I'm bugging like
I'm not having a good time or I'm like not
in a good mood right now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Yeah, I'm kind of bugging this. Oh yeah, like you guys,
I have, I have so much work to do and
I have like on this, I'm bugging.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I'm freaking out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Yeah, like I'm freaking out, You're stressed.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Okay, Yeah, I mean bugging is still used today, it's
not like, but has it changed?

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Has it changed definition or how you would use it?
Because I don't mean I'm bugging means I'm freaking out,
like I'm anxious on edge.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Yeah, I'm bugging.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Yeah, I'm bugging that'd be the equivalent today like I'm cooked.

Speaker 6 (01:09:48):
Or he can say, or he can say like Morgan's
bugging like she's acting crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Like and because crash out that just means you freaked
out right right, But if you say I'm crashing out,
that could mean but that can mean I'm bugging extreme
bugging if you want to take if you want to
marry the two together. So like if you try to
explain like what I'm bugging is, you could say when
someone says like, oh dude, I'm crashing out, that means
I'm bugging.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
I agree with Morgan, though, it's you are being a
little more extreme when you're crashing out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Crash out is like the last straw, all right, Jen
gap trivia. We're asking Morgan does she know the phrase,
Hey Morgan, Yeah, gag me?

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Oh I mean is it sexual?

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
Like, okay, then I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Oh god, I says, gag me with a spoon. Gag
me with a spoon.

Speaker 9 (01:10:36):
Oh no, I haven't heard a spoonful of sugar helps
the medicine go down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Spoonful of sugar apparently will help you with hiccups. Really
hug No, My my stepmother had one of my kids
try because they had these hiccups that wouldn't go away.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
And it worked. Okay, I know spoonful of peanut butter
works for hiccups. Really, I never heard that either. So somebody,
so I say, gag me with the spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Correctly, gag me with a spoon, you would be it. Hey, Greg,
gag me with a so, Greg, you want to go?
You want to go see Wicked?

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
No, gag me with a spoon.

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
So you would rather get gagged by a spoon?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Ya, Look look at this picture of a cockroach. Oh
why the spoon part?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
You use it to gag yourself? It is well, it
was used in another one of those movies, Valley Girl,
Girl Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Yeah, hey, Morgan, chops to you.

Speaker 8 (01:11:34):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
What does it mean? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:11:36):
Like, good job?

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Oh, good job? That drops to you Morgan? All right?
What about all that in a bag of chips?

Speaker 9 (01:11:44):
Oh yeah, this is the southern one, right, So like
all that in a bag of chips. So that means
you got a big ego, a lot of confidence.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
That's a.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
She thinks she's all that in a bag of chips.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
That's how I'd say it, Like, oh, she thinks she's
so great, she thinks she's all that in a bag
of chips.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
I mean, I guess you could use it in that
that that that context makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Be negative.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Oh yeah, I heard that, chick. Dude, she's all that
in the bag of chip like she's that she's great
or he's great.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Like, man, that's so funny. I always saw that in
the bag ship.

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
Yeah, maybe it's a Southern thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
He's like the same as bless your heart, Like, yeah,
you think you're all that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Because yeah, I haven't heard I haven't heard it in
that context, just in the positive context.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I've heard in both. And maybe it is Southern, because
I've also heard she's all that in the side of law.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Is very That seems very Yeah, that seems very southern.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Bling bling yeah yeah, what is it?

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
What is a lyric from a rap song?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
What is bling?

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Bling?

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Jewelry? There you go? Yeah? Yeah, okay, Hey Morgan.

Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
Yeah, psych psych bicch like just kidding used a lot today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
What about what's the four one one?

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:12:57):
Okay, shout out to me. I know for one one
used to a number y'all would call back in the
to like get somebody's phone number, Like like I'm trying
to reach Janis down the street, and then they'd be like,
let us look up, so what's the four one? One
would be like, what's the details of the event?

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Okay? Information?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
For me, that was the number for information. You call
information and give.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
What's the information? You say, what's the because the information?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Then answer information?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Yea exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
But when they actually give you just some randomly phone number.

Speaker 15 (01:13:26):
How about you got a book delivered to your house
that had everyone's phone number and addressed in it or not?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
The white pages?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that. What's the difference between the
white pages and the yellow pages?

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
Yellow is business, white is resident.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
You're doing very well?

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
This for you, says I must be too old, because
I don't get most of Gina's saying.

Speaker 10 (01:13:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I think the older you are, the more likely you
are to these You're supposed to the opposite.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Hey, Morgan, talk to the hand.

Speaker 8 (01:13:58):
Talk to the hand like I'm not hearing this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
I'm not talking to you right, because yeah, talk to
the hand because the face ain't interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
I ain't listening. Finish this phrase. This is an A
and B conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:14:10):
See your way out of it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Or my name's Paul, and this is uh the Paul
Wall Show. I don't know between y'all. Oh I heard
that one?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Ye, not heard that one?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Hey Morgan, that's fly, that's fly, Like, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
Cool, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
I still have a good connotation to it because anybody
use it in decades.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
So fly, Yeah, that's now.

Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
It might sound sarcastic, like, oh you're so fly.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't know if I've
heard anybody use that since the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Can't play pretty Fly for a White Guy?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Yeah, exactly, Okay, yeah, pretty Fly for a White Guy?
The offspring song, I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Think girl Morgan did surprisingly?

Speaker 8 (01:15:00):
Did I get any wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
I think one? Yeah, the one.

Speaker 8 (01:15:05):
Well, that's just I didn't know where it came to.
Gag me, Oh I did?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
You didn't get gag me multiple.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
This is the opposite when we're trying to figure out,
like what some of the new slang stuff is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
You got to remember where you come from, right, got
to teach these kids the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
History eight seven, seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Woodie.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
If something's bogus, dude, that's bogus.

Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
That's not real.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
It's fake, damn or dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Yeah, actually, yeah, that's bogus.

Speaker 8 (01:15:31):
Silly this cap I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
I'm trying to think of another one that I heard recently.
People go because I was surprised. I hadn't heard it
in a long time. Oh, Rad, Yeah, d coming back,
I hadn't heard that in years. And then someone's like,
oh dude, that's Rad. I'm like, wow, it was somebody,
a younger person.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Oh, I have a question for Morgan. Finish this phrase
up your butt and around the corner.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
Yeah, I love a good direction math quest.

Speaker 8 (01:15:58):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
How do you guys remember this? And someone says what
time is it? And you would say half past the
cow's ass.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
A quarter till his balls? What yep?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Lift up his left leg and see Niagara falls. Remember
that party, What time is it? Half past the cow's
ass quarter to his balls, lift up his left leg
and see Niagara falls. So I thought it was half
past a monkey's crack. I guess you know, it depends.

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
Maybe it's a regional Yeah, changes time for you to
get a watch.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Yeah, I thought it was like ass grass or cash
nobody rides for free.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
School and having throwback Thursday to you, JEFG, what's up?
Good morning? When you show lots of cheese?

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Man about the Lakers? Right now?

Speaker 20 (01:16:44):
That is Gossip By the way, a huge article on
ESPN dot com about the family drama that came with
the Lakers sale.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
First of all, Genie Buss is a boss uh.

Speaker 20 (01:16:55):
The article details fights between the bus kids, UH, including
firing and restraining orders. Plus more details have also been
coming out about Genie Buss's relationship with Lebron and Clutch Sports,
a relationship that apparently has been on the rocks for
a while. She was over Lebron and his ego and
the control that Clutched Sports had over the team. She
felt Lebron wasn't grateful after the Lakers went out of

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their way to draft his son Bronni. Also, Lebron took
no ownership in the Russell Westbrook trade failure when he
was the one who set up the trade. All of
this clearly bothered Genie, and to me, it's not a.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Surprise at all.

Speaker 20 (01:17:31):
And if people have spoken about Lebron's personality traits, to
be honest, I'm surprised Lebron hasn't put out a passive,
aggressive tweet about all this yet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
So read the article on ESPN dot com. It's great.

Speaker 20 (01:17:42):
Moving on to the court and what's happening there, Lakers
and Clippers tonight at Into It Dome.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
It is a Clippers home game.

Speaker 20 (01:17:49):
Hockey Ducks beat the Avalanche last night in overtime if
he scores.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Adah had wins and Hannah Harm wins.

Speaker 20 (01:17:58):
And finally, this morning, the Dodgers in produce their new
right fielder, Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
He's excited to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
I'm excited. This is a great crop of guys, and
you know, I'm excited to get to know him at
a little bit better and you know, get to playing
with him on the field.

Speaker 20 (01:18:11):
He's going to be rocking number twenty three for the
Dodgers this season. I'm Jeff g and that's what so
Kyle sports.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
All right, there's Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Who he shows back and we begin another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. On Woodie. That's
Greg Gory, Menace high here, what us up there? We
got Gina Grant, Sammy's here. There's Morgan Sea Bass. Yeah,
the weekend audio.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
What do you got? Well, that's something that Menace hipped
me too. And it is a little boy preacher.

Speaker 15 (01:18:45):
This guy, dude Jesus is up right now. So this kid,
to me, he looks like he's about eleven. I've seen
reports from ages eight to thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Whatever. He's a young man, young boy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
He looks like he's going to grow up to be
an angry little league father, and he has that look.
Apparently he tours like North Carolina area church. I don't
have a bunch of information on him other than apparently
his name is Mason Locklear and he's obviously he but
he speaks like he's about seventy, although he is about
ten years old. Here he is preaching from the pulpits
they care for.

Speaker 17 (01:19:10):
Who you're letting the chamber of your home. Because he
can't affect your children. It can't affect your wife, It
can't affect your husband. It can't affect your family. And
let me tell you something, folks, each and every time
your kids see what you do, what you think.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
They're gonna do.

Speaker 17 (01:19:28):
You can look at me foolish, you can say that
I'm crazy all you want to, but it's right, and
I know it's the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
So this is this is a different kid. No, this
is a different thought.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
All this kid is crushing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
I saw a different kid who also is crushing. He
must be the coke to the pepsier, the PEPs, which
every one's lesser. But yeah, this other kid was this
like white trash looking white dude, white white kid.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Oh and he was like he was like more like this.
They sound like.

Speaker 15 (01:19:59):
Angry little gl Well, what's making this Mason Locklear becomes
so exposed is that that first part was like that's general,
like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Yeah. He then went off on this tangent.

Speaker 17 (01:20:10):
You say it's all Christian, right, said Christian. I want
you to listen to you say you're Christian.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
But you gave.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
You say your Christian? What you what you gave?

Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Yeah, this is the clip that popped off, but you
gave Oh my god, yeah, Greg.

Speaker 17 (01:20:35):
It's all Christian, right, christ.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
You say you're.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Christian, but what you get?

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
How do you explain that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Figure me that one.

Speaker 17 (01:20:48):
But you gave you mind a woman, you mind a man,
But you say you're Christian.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Yeah. He goes on.

Speaker 15 (01:20:58):
He goes on to site the Bible versus Yeah, less
supposedly against homosexuality.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Somebody's just pouring all their little script into this.

Speaker 8 (01:21:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
Then I don't know past. Yeah, I'm going to his
next set. Yes, he's a Mason Lockley.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
If you want to follow him, he's going to get
all those advertisers on his channel, the ones where you
can like, you know, get bought out of your time.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Share, like breaking down Mingle dot com. Yeah, breaking down
this and they're like, we're looking at the next billionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah, well he's gone. He's got the charisma, he's got
the delivery already. Delivery is amazing. It is weird.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Uh, when little kids come off as grown ups.

Speaker 15 (01:21:40):
Yeah right, it's just happened with the with the Eagles
fan who was giving us all those hot sports takes
talking like a thirty five year old drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Yeah it really was. Who was the little girl that
was in all those movies for a long time, Drew
Barrymore No, the code of fanning, they're just so or
the sixth sense kid, you see those when they were
when they were little and see him an interview like
this is weird. This is like there's like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
An adult trapped in this little kid's body.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
It was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Or they just commemorize so much, you know, but you're.

Speaker 15 (01:22:08):
Gay this week and audio speaking of gay stuff and
gay drom, We're gonna go straight over to menace on
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
H huh.

Speaker 15 (01:22:16):
I'm sure Greg can help out though, the the we
we talked about earlier about the new season of Queer
Eyes back and they're doing the publicity rounds minus one
of the eyes of Queerness. This is one of the
guy's Caramo Brown. He's not showing up to these big
CBS and NBC interviews, but he is leaving notes, and
here's Gail King reading his notes.

Speaker 21 (01:22:37):
He said, in part, I hope everyone remembers to focus
on and to protect their mental health piece from people
or world who seek to destroy it, which is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Why I can't be there today.

Speaker 21 (01:22:48):
His assistant also says that he's worried about being bullied.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
I know it's Queer Eye, but come on, yes second people,
Greg and I obviously we're texting about this last night.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Details coming out.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
So what happened was the reason how he got really upset.
Apparently his mom visited the set.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Early in the season.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Yeah, and she got.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
Some headphones from one of the producers and she was
able to hear everybody's microphones and the other guys were
being very caddy about herself.

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
Rightmo walked out of the room and then they were
all bad mouthing him and questioning his quote life decisions,
whatever that means.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
That's kind of bague.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
And then Camo's mom told him, Hey, they're all ish
talking to you except for Jeremiah, So well, all of
them except for Jeremiah Jeremiah publicity.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Well, but then he has to go with all this
care about any of this not really well.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
They come off as these great, nice, friendly guys. The
whole thing about we were coming together and supporting.

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
Everybody community and friendliness, and apparently they're insufferable a.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Hole every group of like candy gig guys.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
I mean, if if you're specifically a caddy gay guy.
Maybe because guys, remember this minister, and we live in
a time now.

Speaker 10 (01:24:03):
Brothers have been so but now can't get a job.
A lot of the sisters making more money than brothers,
and it's created problems in families.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
That's one of the reasons our family.

Speaker 10 (01:24:16):
Is breaking up, and that's one of the reasons many
of our women are becoming Lesbius. You got to be
careful when you say you don't need no maid, I
can make it by myself. Well, if you don't need
a man, what's left. Lesbian is about to take over.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
I'm a community. I'm talking about you. Girls.

Speaker 10 (01:24:39):
My son in high school last year, trying to go
to the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
He said, Dad, I ain't got nobody to take to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
The from because all the girls in my class are
gay and he but two of them straight and both
with them ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
I ain't got nobody to take so the problem now
just you can't.

Speaker 10 (01:24:59):
I can upark here, for I ain't homophobic, because everybody
in you have got.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Something wrong with whoever you have worn it. You can
put it your own self, and you got something wrong
with your life.

Speaker 10 (01:25:10):
But when you get down to this thing, women falling
down on another woman, strapping yourself up with something, it
ain't real.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
They ain't got no feeling in it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
No, it ain't natural.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Any time somebody.

Speaker 10 (01:25:27):
Got to slap some greasehold your behind, you did something
wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Made for that, But it's not made for it.

Speaker 13 (01:25:39):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Vessels and nimbrains in your behind.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
The man and you put something money naturally in there
and breaks them all up. No wonder your behind is bleeding.
He is destroying house.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Yeah, you can't make no connection with a screw and
another screw. Bibles as God made their male and female.
The Hebrew word it goad, which means complimentary in nature.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
There is something you need to man and unique to woman, and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
It takes those two things to come. What do you
mean you can't make a connection with two screws.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
It takes a screw out on Well, we got the nuts.

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
Yeah, well so do you get on a guest list
or you buy tickets?

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Here's the parents dragged me to church and it was
never that fun.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Yeah, he sounds like he's protesting too much. You know
what I mean? But your butt, don't take your yes,
I mean you know what? Oh wait, I mean I'm
sure you understand.

Speaker 11 (01:26:43):
Yeah, and all the girls that his son goes sisterol
with their lesbians.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
All but two.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
But you get more than we can.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Audio come up next.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
And throwing it right back over to Sea Bass and
continue on the week in audio.

Speaker 15 (01:27:02):
New Sea Best Original Game. Are you ripping out at
some entertaining announcements? Well around the room, are you ripping
out at these announcements? This first one from Keenan and
Kill all about our new movie one and kel and
a new movie.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah they are announcing it.

Speaker 15 (01:27:18):
We announced it's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Not a new movie. Keating to kill me? Oh me Frankenstein.
Keenan and Kel mean frank the Hunting was Frankenstein's Monster.
We should say, all right, I don't know, I'm too
old for Keenan and Kelwise out, yeah he does. I'll
watch this.

Speaker 8 (01:27:46):
It's supposed to be like a horror comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Right, No, it's a it's a serious period piece but
kidding well, but it's.

Speaker 8 (01:27:52):
A combo of those two things, which is I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
I just like, can't watch Keenan and Kel?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Of course I did?

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Did you want to?

Speaker 8 (01:27:59):
I'm on that age range and all that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:01):
Yeah about Good Burger?

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Didn't they do to Good Burger too? Yeah? They did?

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
What about you, Morgan? This is like it's supposed to
be like in your wheelhouse though.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
Not the ken Kel stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Okay, yeah, they're totally flaccid.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Sure, dumbass Tyler, does this? Does this speak to you?

Speaker 12 (01:28:19):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
This Keenanon Kel thing was not really my thing when
I was younger.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I just who they are, and I think he's kind
of funny, but yeah, not really my thing. All right,
I was checking with the younger folks.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
No no rippage at all? All right, nothing moving on?

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Are you ripping out? Menace? About the new Alex Earl
reality show.

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
I've been talking about this last night. I've never been like,
I have a question, super super aware of Alex Earl.
I know the name, and people tell me how big
she is, and you know how she's kind of dating
maybe dating Tom Brady. But her origin story, like her
family was like in some political scandal in Ashley Madison.
But I don't really follow her.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
But we're supposed to know who the majority of people
are supposed to know who this is.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Yeah, I'll say, like in a younger generation of a
college crowd, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
She's massive famous, like got famous for or they.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Get ready to get ready with me videos that she
made ready.

Speaker 15 (01:29:18):
So she she's a hot girl who would like put
on clothes and yeah do her makeup? Yeah, Okay, here
she is announcing, announcing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Fun, It's gonna be fine. I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Just tuss me all right, So to tease you know
what that says, just tune in.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
But now you're just asking about keenan Kel And it's
definitely a certain generation of people that she is a
really big deal to them.

Speaker 15 (01:29:47):
But like we we've made fun of Kim Kardashian for
twenty years for being famous for doing nothing. Isn't that
just that she's good looking and and what else? And
she makes you know how to get.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Ready, you know, gets ready to dude, she really knew
how to get rest. I guess Brady.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
By the way.

Speaker 12 (01:30:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Bert Chreischer's new show is out. It's called Free Bert.
You should watch it. It's a hard R Menace has
been asking for more R rated comedy stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
This is a show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
It's not a movie, it's a it's a TV show.
It's on Netflix and our friend the machine Bert Kreischer,
check it out. I saw the first couple of episodes.
I thought my wife and I we both thought it
was really funny. I hope you like it and shout
out to Bert, congratulations on the new show. But that's
now officially out on Netflix. You know, after you get
past your excitement for whatever the hell that just was,

(01:30:39):
Alex keenan and call meet Frank.

Speaker 15 (01:30:41):
And Stuffy Sammy. Are you ripping out for the new
Hillary Duff tour? Heck yes, And she's even playing as
we're about to.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Hear what dreams are Rade of? She's not doing it?
Is it the song or Hillary Duff Show?

Speaker 11 (01:31:07):
Lizzie Maguire movie where she had. There's the other pop
singer who looks just like her but has brown hair
and spot.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
It's a whole thing somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Remember when our friend Tony had like an old man
creeper crush on Hillary Duff. He was weirdly, he was
weirdly obsessed with her when she was on TV.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
It was in that time.

Speaker 11 (01:31:26):
Like, I mean, I've already seen Hillary Duff live very
long time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
I think it was two thousand and six. It was crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
Have you heard her new music. I've heard some of it.

Speaker 13 (01:31:37):
Do you like it?

Speaker 8 (01:31:38):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
I don't like it Hillary Duff's music.

Speaker 8 (01:31:41):
Yeah, she came out with the new album right recently,
or at least a single.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
She dropped the song, she dropped it, She dropped it.
It's been after all, like everybody's been following the mom
group drama too.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
What's her big song? Not like new, but like just
in general, I think that was it.

Speaker 8 (01:31:57):
Yeah, Yeah, that's the big one that most.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
People know in Sparks Mature in roommate Mature is the
new one that just dropped.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
How do I know?

Speaker 11 (01:32:06):
Yeah, there's also a Christmas one that she did with
I think Little Bowow I like this week in audience.

Speaker 15 (01:32:15):
All right, we have another new feature that isn't is
my numbing? Uh where could they have made a better decision?
So this is a new new original game. So we're
gonna analyze some audio and you're gonna what would you
do kind of things sort of what what could they
have done better? That that's the way to put it here.
So this is a mom apparently who is waiting in
line and a Colorado pizza hut like pickup shop, not

(01:32:35):
to sit down, but she's has made an order. Apparently
the order is taking longer. So you're gonna hear her
talking to the counter employee and and where did either
of them go wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
In this clip?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
You're right there.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
It sounds like Morgan, she's angry.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
So yeah, so you call everybody a bitch all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
So yeah, the employee.

Speaker 15 (01:33:16):
The employee did say we are extremely affing busy, which
I don't appreciate the that unprofessionalists from an employeez.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
All that swearing, but at the end, when you know,
as you expect more, I mean, whatever, it's but not
using cuss wars at work, should Chris Man, it's not a.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Customers give me that.

Speaker 15 (01:33:35):
Garbage like we as a society. I've watched this happen
in real time. You could be able to you should
be able to have a conversation without cussing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
Okay, but what if what if the customers being a bitch?
Then then just then all bets are off. I've worked
service industries for probably fifteen or twenty years. I never
cussed a customer age. I don't even like it when
you hear coworkers talking to each other, and I really
entire it's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
It's trashy sign a low effort, low intelligence, and low creative.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
And look it up, it's a sign of high IQ.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Is you know, the customers are walking around, you're swearing
at each other and any wait.

Speaker 8 (01:34:09):
So it said she was on the hole for like
what eighteen nineteen minutes, So.

Speaker 15 (01:34:12):
She's been sitting there and like, you know, obviously they're busy,
but she's been waiting for twenty minutes. She says she
wants a refund or her food or both, and then
when she doesn't get that right away, she calls her
what give me the effing food, bitch whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
That Yeah, and she also took like a handful of
whatever is laid on the counter and threw it at
the employee.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Good message.

Speaker 12 (01:34:32):
The door.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Yeah, all right, this is yelling just continues, all right,
yeah bitchebu.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
So other employees then come and start yelling at her.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Yem bit yeah, dumb ass bitch.

Speaker 15 (01:34:50):
Yeah all right that's the first clip and the second clip.
The other employees now that she's thrown stuff and call
people dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Get involved, right, and this is how that contains.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Okay, this right now, you're here, right now, there's.

Speaker 12 (01:35:15):
The door.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Oh that was could very stupid, fat hor.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
How happy would you be if you're waiting for your order.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Entertainment?

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
It's the whole reason I try to book flights on Spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Never got that joy.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Thank you to Carlos Alaska, who had to tape this
for TikTok. So, how could you have handled that better?
Because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Well, yeah, they both level headed.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Okay, well they continue to yell uh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Any water, Yes, perfect, You're not the only person.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
You're big.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Now they're a stupid horror again, dude, I'd be I
would be thoroughly entertained.

Speaker 15 (01:36:14):
And I appreciate the person in the videoing for not commenting,
because you want to you want to observe and let
it happen. But now at the end, if it starts
to die down, let me give you this tip. You
could say, oh, did they just call you a bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
You know, I don't. I don't understand people's sensitivity to
swearing cursing.

Speaker 15 (01:36:35):
It's not that we're clutching our pearls. It's that it's
just it's it says something about the person doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
It does it paints a picture of trash.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Yeah, you are a trashy person. You'll get uncreative.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
The only time I judge it is when people when
they they're cursing so much and they don't do it correctly,
like they don't use it in the proper when they say, oh,
I think it's fun that way, When when you combine,
when you combine swear words together, and it's like it
doesn't even like that, that's not even a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
You just made that up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Like I wish I could use one on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Yeah, I'm an example. I like saying like you ish
you ish f you know, like, Okay, that's way better.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
That's done.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
That's how Greg talks, That's how we talk.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
How we talk.

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
Yeah, that And I like saying like instead of thank
God it's Friday, I think f it's Friday, Like, oh
fank f.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Like you know what I do, Judge, we were just
talking about this earlier this morning during one of the
commercial breaks.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
I think it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
So the F or the S word, the C word,
those are all what kind of words?

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
Ceves is mega guilty of this?

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Swear?

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
He just did it? Cussing or cursing? Which one is it?

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
I'd say both are acceptable?

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
But what what do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
What did you just say? I'd probably say cuss.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Because it's easier to say you're from Tennessee. Yeah, dude,
when people are cussing, it sounds white trash to make
That's how it sounds so trashy cuss.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Words, So saying cussing sounds trashy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
But yeah, actually actually actually using the words, doesn't that
sound trashy to me? But when someone uses the term cussing,
I don't know what it is. Cussing quit Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's how we grew up. We don't say
cuss words cus' Hey, why gott to be using cuss words?

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Why are you cussing?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Curse? Curse?

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
I never even knew growing up that cuss was curse.

Speaker 14 (01:38:23):
It is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Yeah, these are words, Yeah, swear words.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Swear swear words, curse words are acceptable. Heard bulgars cus
just sounds weird to me. It is Yeah, the Woody Show,
it is a throwback Thursday. We're looking back at the
year twenty sixteen because everybody seems to be obsessed with
that over the past couple of weeks. And oh yeah

(01:38:47):
on social media. Yeah, it's officially ten years old. Which
that's where you have to draw the line somewhere what
constitutes throwbacks sense. Even though a lot of these songs
they don't feel so throwback, they technically true. We every
once in while do that the class of in this
case twenty sixteen, because these songs are now officially ten
years old and can be considered for future throwback Thursdays.
But that's what we're doing today, Like the eye, and

(01:39:10):
here we are once again at this time on the
Throwback Thursday, coming face to face with the pride of Pacoima.
We have our very own personal visit with this person Lucky.
I mean, everybody at Pacoima would love just a couple
of minutes of this guy. Serious, can we get him
every week. He is the senior vice president and managing
partner of Club Turn Up El presidente himself DJ Tim Martinez.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Right, Timar, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
I'm good man?

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Yeah, yes, alter ego is nice and smooth, so fun.
We were talking about that last wenk for you here
yet everything seemed to be okay. And now on to
the next as you say, right, which is the Woody Show,
meat Market, m e et. We're going to be meeting
up with a bunch of listeners and Tim has been
instrumental as he always is and putting together these events
with us and Yeah Brewery X Saturday February twenty first,

(01:40:03):
three pm to five pm. It's going to go past
five pm because for sure, you know, it's just it's
a Saturday. We got nowhere else to be. We're working
on a couple of other extra things that we're going
to add to the mix. We're trying to get the
details that have you talked to the Half Baked again,
Like what's the status of that? Like where Yeah, if
you got to put a percentage on.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
It, I'll say we're eighty percent there. Because he happened
just to be in San.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Diego that day.

Speaker 6 (01:40:25):
Oh really, but his brother lives near Anaheim, and his
brother said, I'll get him there no matter what.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Hell yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Also it sounds like more than eighty percent if you
ask me then.

Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
But the thing is his brother wants him to get
on a train from San Diego to get to there.
Oh real, Like no, that's why I'm not saying one
hundred percent. But we figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
We can figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Last week, when you guys.

Speaker 18 (01:40:48):
Were talking about half Baked and whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Hammer hank you hammering.

Speaker 18 (01:40:53):
Yeah, I didn't know much about these individuals.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Yeah, well they're friends. They're all friends of menace.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
On them forever, over thirty years, both of them.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
And uh yeah, anytime we find characters like that thirty
four year old virgin Lauren that we just yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Wait, there's a thirty four year old you miss that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
She's she's insane, she's dating she's dating a friend of mine,
and I was out with them one night and it
was crazy stuff, down to the one story about how
she ended up getting pulled over by a cop, got
into a fistfight with the cop on the side of
the road, and she claims that the cop at some
point saw the Jesus fish sticker on the back of
her car and said, we shouldn't be acting. We shouldn't

(01:41:34):
be acting like this. Let's just call it even. But
so she she she won't have sex like penetrative sex,
but her mouth parties are the eighth one of the world,
and she does a lot of drugs.

Speaker 12 (01:41:50):
Oh so.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Exactly, drawing line in really weird places. We love characters.
But we're looking forward to seeing everybody for the Woody
Show meet market, the get up, the meet up, whatever
you wanna call it, Saturday, February twenty first at Brewery
X in Anaheim. Get all the details, just go the
events tab there at our website, the woodieshow dot com.
We'll have some Woody Show merge. We still got to

(01:42:13):
talk about for sure what we want to do there.
We'll have we'll have something for for people to get.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Yeah, well we'll have stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
We'll have stuff, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:42:21):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
DJ Tim Martinez he was a club DJ back in
the day, and so we let him decide what we're
gonna go up in the club with each and every
throwback Thursday and again. The theme this week, Tim is
twenty sixteen. What do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (01:42:33):
When you gave me this homework assignment.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
I was ecstatic.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
I loved it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
It was like it brought me back to like choices,
you know, I felt like there was a plethora of choices.

Speaker 18 (01:42:45):
This one's so much fun. Club jam My Way, Eric,
all right, here we go up in the.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Club the Woody Show Thursday, up in the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Tuesday, at least I did.

Speaker 12 (01:42:59):
In my way.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
We call him cal.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Cow Calvin Harris my Way from twenty sixteen, which is
the theme for everybody the last couple of weeks. But
our theme on our throwback Thursday this week up in
the club with DJ Tim Martinez. Yes, yeah, yeah, well Tim,
always great to see him. How many more days until
UH spring training?

Speaker 18 (01:43:21):
Oh, we're We're about a month. We're about a month
away from UH pitchers and catchers reporting. Wait, so I'm
super stoked about that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
You can tell Baseball Spring training is getting closer by
the amount of just straight hate that you hear about
the Dodgers from everybody else outside. Oh yeah, I mean
I you know what, great good for them? Yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
You can understand like why other people will be mad
about it.

Speaker 18 (01:43:46):
But you know what, uh, just like I called it
last year, I am already calling it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
It's only January.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Oh, here we go, Here we go. He's calling the
three Peete three heat. There you go here first from
DJ Tim Marty years more.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
I man, Well, we'll catch you next week.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Okay, by.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Show, and let's wrap up this week in audio.

Speaker 15 (01:44:12):
A little follow up news dot scientific studies here as
what you just mentioned. And I've seen this many times
over the years. He says that people who cuss more
are sea I mean, that's that's been a study that's.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Disgusted. I said that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
I said that just to throw something back at I
don't know you. You picked that up somewhere. It's a well,
it's a well excited study in whatever I just said.
I said that just yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:44:38):
I have a theory that I've shared that I think
families that all swear together are happier.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Oh yeah, I believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
I'm not saying it's just to be because people aren't
walking around on eggshells. It's more than just that. I
think it's just a comination of a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
But I help some folks out here.

Speaker 15 (01:44:56):
The study actually was done where they give people a
list that says, hey, a name for me, all the
words to start with the letter F and you go
da da da da da da. And I'll say, okay,
all the name, all the words to start about the
talk about animals to start with that, and you dead
lad da all the cusswords to start with that. And
they found that the smarter people knew more words, including
cuss words. And then they extrafolated that to say smarter

(01:45:17):
people cuss more, which was makes sense to me, which
entire which is the past backwards. But everybody but CNN
that was remotely the study exactly. But you researched that
study from ten years ago, and people cite it all
the time. I see it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
That's you know, that's how social media and all that
stuff works. There was that whole thing about MTV's going away. Yeah,
you know, it's like a couple of the music channels overseas, right,
So but people, oh my god, misleading, pick something up
and run with it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
And trying to say flamingo ferret.

Speaker 15 (01:45:50):
Okay, hey we get neck for next week. We take
the are you vocabulary? But back to audio anymore. This
is a one of those cop YouTube channels, Sergeant Pepper Spray.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
And they've got this video.

Speaker 15 (01:46:04):
It's been going around of a nineteen year old girl
blew through a like a traffic stop speed zone where
the cop was out trying to wave her down.

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
She goes blows right by and then and goes back
to her house.

Speaker 15 (01:46:15):
Well, the cop follows her back to her house and
arrests her for going like sixty in to thirty. Manages
to get the dad on the speakerphone, and this is
what the dad had to say to his nineteen year
old scoff law, how far does.

Speaker 14 (01:46:26):
She go from when you try to gesture her over
a mile?

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
She didn't try to pull off the road down the.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Street, nothing like that.

Speaker 8 (01:46:33):
I wasn't going sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
That's what you're saying. You're being cocky. You're not even
being played. Do you not even use a manners?

Speaker 13 (01:46:39):
Yeah? This has been her the entire time, sir.

Speaker 19 (01:46:42):
You just totally just screwed yourself inside and out for
what you just did. Because now your car's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Gonna get towed to the impound, paying your dad out too.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Now there's gonna be a thirty day hold on a
two year nurse.

Speaker 19 (01:46:56):
It's gonna be screwed up now too, because you don't
have no damn.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
Good for him.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Yeah, that's that's been the debate. Is the dad too tough?
There are a real life consequences that's pretty uh refreshating.
That's heresays Now, how does the dad end up on
the phone in the first place?

Speaker 15 (01:47:14):
Though, because the cop was being very nice, like a
lot of times when they come to get you, they
can just throw you in the back of the squad car.
But she's like, oh, can I get my phone so
I can get out of it, you know, because he's
putting cuffs on her to entertain her and all that stuff,
and the mom was there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
You know, they don't have to do all that. I
thought it was one of those things like your mouth's
writing checks and then when it comes time to pay,
like then you have somebody else try to come and
bail you out. You see that every once in a while,
like there's somebody mouthing off to somebody and then they
expect the my boyfriend, yeah, my boyfriend, or the husband
or the dad in this case to step in and
clean up your mess. And nope, you made you made

(01:47:50):
this mess. You're gonna this you're sleeping in this bed
and if you've made your bed here and in fact,
the next clip he doubles down on just that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
All right, good, And he told me, I'll.

Speaker 19 (01:48:02):
Make you ask too, because I'm not putting up some tissue.
You know, he got an attitude change. Get in jail
and you'll see how it was in yard. You know what,
it might teach you a lesson.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Now, maybe I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
I like it as a parent.

Speaker 15 (01:48:19):
I like it because she's sitting the hold up because
she's kind of hot too, because you know, she's get away.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
I like it here.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
It's like my kid's safe. I know where they are.
They'll live through the weekends.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
There was a there was a video, older, older video
of this kid who I guess was bullying another kid
because he thought he was like hot ish and he's
I don't know, probably ten ten or eleven, and he
had you know, dread not dreads, but you know, like braids,
and he thought he was super cool looking and whatever,
and he was making fun of this other kid's looks.
And the dad brought him to the barber and had

(01:48:53):
those things cut off, and he was like the kid
who was a big bad bully, was like yeah, as
the as the bar he's like, nope, take them off, love,
and they're like this dad is this is traumatizing for
this Child's like, oh the kid, the kid's gonna know hey,
you know what, you know what, Maybe I shouldn't be
like that, I love, Maybe I shouldn't act like that.
There was consequences. Yes, I thought I was a big

(01:49:15):
bad ass. Yes, and thought I was super cool. And
I'm making fun of this other kid's look and whatever
I hear, I'm thinking I look all bad ass with
these braids or whatever he had in and the dad
just having him cut off, and people were coming after
this dad.

Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
Okay, if the dad doesn't do it, he'll do it
to a cop and then bad things will happen. And
it's one thing to stand up for your kid when
they're being bullied. Okay, fine, whatever. If you're standing up
for the other kid, because your kids the piece of ish,
you're the best parent ever. Although how they get that
way bull usually don't exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Yeah, all right, who cooked Sammy?

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
I saw it with that.

Speaker 15 (01:49:44):
The nineteen year old was talking. When you were arrested
for mouthing off to a cop drunkenly at the border crossing,
did you call your parents or how that all work?

Speaker 11 (01:49:52):
First of all, I did not mouth out to the
cop I just kind of lied, and then I continued
lying and freaked out all my own like the content anything.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
They just asked me how old I was.

Speaker 11 (01:50:03):
And I was crossing the border from Mexico into the
United States and they were checking id's or whatever, and
they asked me how old I was, and I said.

Speaker 8 (01:50:12):
Twenty one, twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
I'm nineteen years old and I'm allowed to be drunk
in Mexico.

Speaker 8 (01:50:17):
And they were just like, yeah, you're gonna come with us.

Speaker 11 (01:50:19):
I wasn't like anything, so they put me in the
drunk tank. So first they put you kind of in
a little trailer thing. They get three girls and three guys,
and then they put us in a van, drive us
to the drunk tank, which is in San Diego, and
then they just have you sleep it off. You just
sleep on these like matt things. You're not even you're

(01:50:41):
not in a enclosed like cell or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
You just sleep on the floor.

Speaker 11 (01:50:45):
Yeah, And there's an office desk in the middle, and
girls are on one side and guys are on the
other and it's a mat and you sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
And then when you wake up, you call someone to
come get you.

Speaker 8 (01:50:53):
That's hilarious. Yeah, No, my sister came and got me.
But I did get in trouble once we were back.

Speaker 11 (01:51:00):
I was not mouthing off to the copper or anything,
but when I was in the drunk tank because me
and the girl Monica were still up talking and they
were like, ladies, this is not a slumber party.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
I found the video of the kid having his braids
cut off. I posted it on our Woodies Show Instagram
story at the Woodies Show. Yeah, he was bullying some
kid with cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
Oh my yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Yeah, but young people still come after the dead. Dump
all right, one more clip this week in audio talked
about her j Low gets a bad rap and we've
never heard a good thing she earns her reputation.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
Well, this newest bit of audio.

Speaker 15 (01:51:34):
She's walking out of I guess her penthouse or something
in Manhattan, and there there's just a homeless guy out
there and he sees her and he's yelling at her
and uh, and she actually gives him money out of
her purse.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
Listen, how happy you make this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
I care?

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
I love you. I don't care what I love you.

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
I love you, Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Well, she's being filmed and afo. Yeah, after everything was over,
she had take it back.

Speaker 15 (01:52:00):
The title of the video says j Lo gives homeless
man money while carrying eighty thousand dollars purse.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Which does nothing to do with anything. I don't know.
Uh huh Yeah, yeah, she had him kill.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
You dare speak to me? Yeah, that is a simple
pebble into the lake of karma that she has to fill. Yep,
you know, did you even notice it? No, Jennifer, just
a little ripple across the top. Let me tell you this,
no real effect. Okay, good eight seven seven forty four
Woody text over to two to ninety seven. So I
was a man. I normally love you guys with this

(01:52:32):
cop and this teenage girl video. If you guys looked
into the context a little bit, that cop is being
a douchebag. The girl didn't do anything wrong. The cop
didn't have flashing lights on. He was standing next to
the engines another building, and he waved at her as
she passed by. That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
He waved a waiver her down.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
She didn't see. The whole story is ridiculous, and her
father should have been protecting her, not reaming her out
when he didn't even know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
Just taking the CoP's word for him sounds like crying. Well,
she's probably been in a lot of trouble before.

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
Yeah, it sounds I'll do history.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
It's like you'll finally learn your lessons.

Speaker 10 (01:53:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:53:03):
Also, when the cop shows up to your door looking
to do something, bet bad mouthing and mouthing off. I
don't know what was what Greg will tell you is
a bad choice. Yeah, live to fight another day.

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
This never worked for Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Yeah, I've been to jail so many times. More Woody
shows next, hang.

Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
Up, Boila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
I was gonna do it four Thursday, calling to Day
pre Friday in the books, full show podcast. Get it
by going to the woodieshow dot com, or get it
wherever you get your favorite podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:53:34):
You guys, Tomorrow and another week Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
You gotta love these four day weeks, you know. Yeah,
you get used to it. That's why the better day
to have off is Monday. Yeah, because it makes the
week feel shorter. It's great Tomorrow on the show Friday
fail Stories, d U i Q. Whatever we need to
do to get through the morning into the weekend as
quickly as possible. That's the plan for tomorrow. Friday here
on the Woody Show. Anthony got for us in the meantime,
you can leave in the after hours. Voicemail that umbers

(01:54:00):
eighty seven seven forty four our finest. Follow us on
social media, look for us there at the Woodie Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 7 (01:54:09):
Yeah, if somebody says to you this will only take
a minute, go ahead and clear your schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Yeah, and it'll only I've seen a second of your time.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Yeah, okay, why are you taking it out?

Speaker 12 (01:54:19):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
It should have been a text exactly all right? Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for
giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:29):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We will catch you back here on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Have a great day. Samdubm.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
I quit this bitch,

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