FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 20th 2026 Podcast

Chef Swoop cooks Iguana, News Headlines, Friday Fail stories & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sam Is.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show, I think this is the Woody Show.
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Hey,

(00:49):
today is February the twentieth, twenty twenty six. Today is Friday. Man,
I got some really cool stuff to share with you
here in just a second. First, I let me introduce
everybody I'm one of. That's great gory. We got mens

(01:13):
Sea mass is here, we got Sammy, there's Morgan. Vaughn's here,
dumbass Tyler, we got bored, we got Menji, and we
got a Friday on our hands, every buddy, all right, Friday,
end of a nice four day work. Well that's pretty good.

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All right, So today we've got the d U i Q.
Of course we'll get to the Friday fail stories. But
we have our friend, Chef Swoop, who's coming in today.
Delicious streets. Yeah, we started because he was the guy
came in and did the the omelet station, which everybody
always dreamed of. And then he's coming like a like
a brisket hash. He's not a much different stuff for us,

(01:56):
Chicken and waffles and things like that. Well, we heard
recently about, you know, with the cold snap, that there
were these iguanas falling out of trees in Florida and
that there were a couple of local places that were
like taking them and cooking them up. Yeah, and then
we heard about we heard about that, uh that one
recipe that somebody was sharing about how to make a
guana was that iguana tacos pizza. Ye could on anything. Yeah,

(02:19):
So anyway, we have chefs Swoop coming in using the
iguana meat that Sea Bass procured. I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I didn't go and capture myself. I found a reputable
I guess company, that reputable dealer plug mail all frozen.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's it's also chef Swoop is going to come in
today and make iguana tacos.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I have the dumbest question in the world. When these
iguanas freeze and fall from trees, they're dead, right like
they drop dead.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I was wondering, like the actually basically hibernation really cold,
kind of like fainting goats. Okay, that's a good question,
all the same kind of thing. I was afraid to ask.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
A fresh.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, big announcement. Finally, I
can share with you the date for the Woodies Show
after Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. It is
happening on Monday, April twentieth. Yes, Ram, So for those
of you not familiar, and we've done this for a
number of years, Disney gives us the Woodie Show gives

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us one of the parks. In this case, it's the
Disney California Adventure Park. It's great and it's closed to
the public. You can't buy tickets to this, money's no good.
The only way to get in and experience, I mean,
all the rides, attractions, all that stuff is all that's
going on. They got the California Adventure Food and Wine
Festival happening at this time. The only way to get

(03:44):
in is to win your way in from us. That's it.
It's it's a private party at a Disney park. It's
closed to the public. It's crazy, right that we get
the opptity of all the shows. Think about what we
do here. Yeah, yeah, you would think that there would
be a line one thousand deep of that we'd be

(04:07):
alterate in last place. Yeah. But like just over the
years we have we've cultivated a really great relationship with
the folks over at Disney. We did the Disney Alaska
Cruise last year. We've done this this takeover for a
number of years. And so the twenty twenty six Woodies
Show after Hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. It
is happening Monday, April twentieth. If you want to go,

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in fact, it should be going. We should have checked
the link before we went on the air. Oh, we'll
do that here. But if you want to go see
for yourself, go to the woodieshow dot com. See this
is also tradition because usually every year when we make
this announcement, the website, for whatever reason, has a problem
we think we do on the website as a problem.
That is also true, especially on day one. Yeah, day one,
you know there's always these bugs, doors, some king but yeah,

(04:49):
so let's try it out. Go to the woodieshow dot
com and you could sign up to win your way there.
You can do that starting right now. But we'll have
plenty of chances for you to win your passes again
thanks to Disney. We're looking forward to it. What do
you show after hours takeover? Close the park down to
the public only, open the Woody Show listeners, Monday, April twentieth.
It'sid to win right now, just go to the woodieshow

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(06:14):
All right, well, we got the birthdays, the portal birthday
coming up for you in just a few moments. For
several decades, now is I mean, I've never known it
any other way. The Super Bowl has always aired on
one of the major networks Fox, CBS, NBC, ABC, rotating basis.
But for the first time ever, the NFL is accepting
offers from the streaming services. Okay, so they're gonna get

(06:37):
They're gonna get big money from that. Already kind of
happened this year.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, it was the peacock stuff you had. It was
not on necessarily free.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, well they had on the playoffs. They had an
Amazon game, right, Yeah, yeah, they They've done that on
Netflix it and that's guess who has more money, Oh,
the networks or Amazon and Netflix. Don't forget about Apple.
Apple might step in, yeah and do that first time ever.
So the Winter Olympics pretty rough for Lindsey Vaughan. So

(07:05):
you know about like the crash, Yeah, yeah, not good.
But the day after she crashed and wound up in
the hospital, her dog died. You got that's worse than
the crash.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
So the star from the blind Side, Quentin Aaron, is
fully alert after his spinal stroke. You'd heard about that
basically gonna die. But there's a weird twist to this.
So the woman who claimed to be his wife and
was standing by him during his recovery is actually married
to another dude. It's like a bad soap opera, and

(07:39):
Quentin wants nothing more to do with her. Okay, but
did he know it was just some weird random person. Yeah,
it's it's just baby. Remember the Food Fighters are going
to play with the La Philharmonic at the Hollywood ball
on August twenty second. Also in Rock and Roll News
rock and Roll News, Alex van Halen is in the

(08:01):
process of completing an album of unfinished material that they
were working on before Eddie died. Alex says that the
drums and guitar, the bass they're already mostly recorded with
Wolfgang van Halen laying down the bass lines. All that
now is a singer. But it doesn't sound like they're considering, uh,
you know, any of the former Van Halen vocalists. They
say kind of they're mega old. Whoever it is probably

(08:22):
won't be young because we got to find somebody in
our age group who was exposed to the same musical
experience that we have. So why so why wouldn't they
go with like.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
You know, Adam Lambert's and the David Archiletto's head.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Those old guys sound terrible, and there are plenty of
young guys that sound like to think of, like the
Redavan Fleet is essentially.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Led Journey had that Filipino guy like the Karaoke Champions.
He I mean, he sounded exactly like, uh, Steve Perry,
you're dom Alex ab He has renewed Gray's Anatomy for
a twenty third season. Seen I watched it back in
the day, but I haven't watched it in ten years

(09:06):
and it's still on. I think they just want to
be like the Simpsons. The board ape NFT that Justin
Bieber bought for one point three million dollars is now
where twelve thousand dollars good for him in a little
over three years, and a little over three years it
lost all the He did get gifted that one though
a lot of people reported that he bought it, but

(09:26):
he got gifted by the company. So it would like
even free as too much totally. A new crunching of
numbers shows that Dwayne the Rock Johnson is the richest
star with a personal fortune of eight hundred million dollars.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'm like, damn almost a billy with a six hundred million.
Tom Cruise is in second, and then Brad Pitt is third.
Even still Brad Pitt third with four hundred million dollars
to his vance, so weird. I threw that in there
for Greg Gore because Greg, Greg loves that cost.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Plus that whole winery thing. To give it up, just
get another one.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Let Angelina Jolie have it. She just sold off for
piece of it and he was mad. Deal, well, then
go buy all the other ones. Who cares? And by
the way, how cliche for a celebrity to have a
an alcohol like a wine or you know whatever, a tequila,
you know, whatever it is. I would do it hire.

(10:24):
That's probably a bad idea, Greg, You would, you'd drink
up all the I would do it all. Yeah, I
would lose money, all right, Greg Gory? What you got
a couple of Pulp fiction related things? That actor Peter
Green who played Z in Pulp Fiction. He's a dude
that held him in that pawn shop and oh yeah
I saw the story. Yeah, this is weird, very weird.
So he died back in December. You think this would

(10:47):
have been easy to figure out, but just now they
released his cause of death. It was an accidental gunshot
to his left arm pit, and it damaged his brachial artery,
which is the major blood vessel in his arm. Now,
he was found in his apartment because they had to
do a welfare check. Neighbors were complaining that there was
loud music coming from his apartment for twenty four hours,

(11:09):
so clearly he had been lasting music and playing with
a gun in his apartment. He had a gun, that's
why I don't have one, and accidentally shot himself. Yeah,
maybe he was putting it cool.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's like shoulder under the shoulder, host whole stir and
he's going for it and yeah draw stuff ran out.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
For a while. Huh was still kill you thing, right.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
But super weird and also in pulp fiction, by the way,
I think I think we have some audio that the
neighbors captured, you know, from uh, from when he was
partying that night.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Here, I just shut myself, Oh, son of a witch,
who's z that's dead, baby, that's dead.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's the guy that was practicing his quick draw. Yeah,
he was practicing his quick draw. Andcidentally shut himself videota
practicing the quick draws.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
You practice outdoors. And then John Travolta also in pulp fiction.
He just turned seventy two, which we talked about the
other day, and for his birthday he gave himself for
the present for himself and that was a new pilot's license.
It's a license to fly this type of private jet
called the Bomba Deer Global Express. Oh wow, those are nice, man.
So the license is called Global Express.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
S I C. What is s I C stands. It's
a it's a type rating. So you have a pilot's
license and so you can fly, but does fly certain
planes You have to have a typewriting for that particular
you know plane, right, So s I S I guess
get like for like gliders, you know, ope ratings for
you know, like Boeing.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, like a different class of
like you can drive a motorcycle, okay, so.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Mad as you know, like the serious vision jet to
fly that you have to go get a typewriting for
the vision jet.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Okay, but that's f me money. I don't want to
just ride in it. I want to know, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
The globals are super nice. They're huge. I bet it's big.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Now is he too old to keep getting these licenses?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Don't they cut you off? Your your pilot sizes, by
the way, never expires. Now you have to go get
medical certificate, depending on what class of medical certificate you have,
but you can also fly into something called basic med,
which is you just go to your own private doctor
and they fill out a form. So I'm pretty sure

(13:27):
that's how, like you know, Harrison Ford keeping keeps keeps
flying and stuff like that. But the thing that gets
crazy is that I know this other guy. He's the
CEO of a company, and he's a pilot, and he
has a Falcon nine hundred, which is another really it's
called a heavy heavy jet, so this is a big
private jet. And this guy committed mega loaded. He stopped

(13:50):
flying like piloting himself because the insurance became too cost
prohibitive once he hit seventy years old. And if it
became too cost prohibitive for this guy, I can't imagine
gin how much that is.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I can't imagine, because yeah, what a private private jet
pilot is what five grandad trip? Maybe was that like
a private jet pilot. Let's say New York to l
A five five g's for that trip to.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I mean, I'm not sure, yeah, how much they would,
because typically if you have a jet like that, it's
somebody who's on salary. Yeah, you're you're paying him a
couple hundred, three hundred thousand dollars a year just to
be available whenever you're ready to go. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
pretty good. But the reason that the insurance becomes too
crazy is because they figure, Okay, well, if you have
the money to own this type of plane and you're

(14:33):
flying it, you're probably find around some pretty high net
worth individuals into the liabilities. Yeah, exactly crazy, exactly fun though, And.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
John Travolta also can he's ready to fly a Boeing
seven O seven and seven.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Forty because he had a seven forty seven. He owns
four plate. Yeah, he had a he had a he
had an old Quantus jet and he flew Oprah and
a bunch of her viewers to Australia. By the speaking
of which John Travolta not on the Epstein list. I
wonder why, Yeah, like I was gonna say, because he
didn't need a flight anywhere.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
That's not interesting Jeff, exactly, young ladies.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I meant it's what you got. Well, I want to
ask you, what do you spend some time in Vegas
during the Valentine's Day weekend? You went to go see
Letter Skinner. I'm sorry, I got mixed up because that
weekend d No Letter Skinner was playing that weekend with
Bert So sorry, but the you went to go see
that show, but you stayed at Resource World and demy

(15:36):
Levado was staying there at the same time, and she
was eating at the steakhouse called the car Over. Yeah,
we had a reservation there. We canceled it because our
friends got in too late. Yeah, it looks it's supposed
to be really good. Yeah, apparently it is. And she
had dinner with her and her man and she left
a five hundred dollars tip.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Also, I love the Resource World in Las Vegas, but
it shows you that different, you know. I've also stayed
at the one in Queens is markedly different.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I went to the one in Bimini. That's a
it's an island, like it's like fifty miles off the
coast of Florida. Yeah, it's a it's an Island and
they have a Beau off the coast of Florida.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Go, yeah, cricket.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, well it's a really cool island. You should check
it out. But they have a resource world there, and yeah,
they have resource worlds everywhere. And is it aren't they
putting one in Times Square? Yeah? Yeah, class No. I
think that's the thing that jay Z is trying to
be trying to like push through by the Margaritaville. I
thought he was going to do like a or he
was trying for like a casino right in Times Square. Well,

(16:46):
because the one that's that's not happening. Jfk Is has
a casino.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I walked through it, but it's all it's all digital,
so like you can play poker or craps or roulette,
but those are games of chances.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Right, they're not eating.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, it's different without people there, Gina, grab what you got.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Well, there's this really hot club apparently in New York
that's known for, like I don't know if it's like
a performance art like Burlessed show with there know one
to like incorporate pee and poop into their shows like
so risque cool. Well, even they refused to go on
stage the other night after they found out that Andrew
Taate was in the audience. He showed up with his
brother Tristan after this for this like fashion week after party,

(17:20):
and apparently once the staff found out they were there,
the second show was canceled. Now, Tate's lawyers said that
didn't happen, but according to them, it did. And in
case you need to refresher who the Tate brothers are?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Who goes to a pool and pe show?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I would those guys?

Speaker 5 (17:34):
You want to do something different.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Like wh goes? Hey, what's going on tonight? You like
scatt performance art with poop? Yeah? Didn't And didn't you
see the Tate brothers at the Resource World? I did
see Morgan.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
No, but he had a big crowd following.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, same thing when I saw him in a Resource World,
Like people are running towards them like a star. They
just they're like fame chaser.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Refresher why why he's famous, or at least one of
the reasons.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
They're currently facing rape and human trafficking charges in the UK,
and they've been accused of trafficking in Romania and they're
also under investigation here.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
So I told you about the only losers think that
anything named Tate is cool, right, like his brother Craig,
the brother just running.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Yeah, sad crew, too deep.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's very much like the Mayweather like those people he
enployed Mayweather. You like Andrew take because that is what
he said.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah, scumbag like Siples? Yeah exactly. What about some birthdays?
Both showy Shia. We won't say, and you know we
don't do what almost are the celebrities. Rihanna is thirty

(18:55):
eight years old today. Miles Teller is thirty nine. I
did see because he was in Top Gun Maverick. They're
doing Top Gun three.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Do you see that?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
What apparently Aarra Mountain greenlit it and they're about to
get going on that.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Don't you have some sort of level of hatred for
him for some reason?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Miles tell he did face? Or is that you see?
I think you're I think you're I thought you guys
all really don't know who is the guy in uh God,
I am robot Man. He's another guy. He's got dark hair,
big buggy eyes. He's got a very punch.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Is it's the guy from Baby Driver the Azel Angel?
You know they remind me.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Of each other. Is it a guy that is going
on too long miles Tellers start. Charles Barkley is sixty three,
Trevor Noah is forty two, Ciddy Crawford is sixty today.
Bryan Latrelle from The Backstreet Boys is fifty one. Justin Verlander,
who's now back on the Tigers all where it started.
He's Mary Kate Upton, he's forty three. Chelsea Peretti Gina

(20:00):
On Brooklyn ninety nine, married the Jordan Peel forty eight.
Andrea Savage from Stepbrothers Veep is fifty three. French Stewart
is sixty two, her third Rock from the Sun, and
then Sandy Duncan is eighty years old today, Oh wow,
your porno birthday is Dakota Tyler and Today's birthday Girl.
She's handled more Bones of the Paleontologists seventy one fine films,

(20:23):
including Dakota Tyler really knows how to pitch a tent.
She was in My Vagina is Definitely Broken. Oh No,
that's real. Also, Girl next Door Likes It Dirty, Volume
twenty four, Spit Compilation, Volume one. She was in the
holiday film that Sammy Loves, Season's Blowing and then who
can forget Her? Unforgetable role in this has been an

(20:45):
exit only until today. That's Dakota Tyler, who's twenty three
years old today. And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Friday look of what's happening around
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody sh Welcome back, everybody,
Thank you. All right, there's a little research. I found

(21:06):
out who I was thinking of then the show was
mister Robot, Raymie Mallan, mister Rommy Ramy whatever. A punchable face.
I don't know. I don't really know much about him.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
He played Mercury, right, Yeah, it's just the.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Way like I've seen him in a couple of interviews. Yeah,
it's kind of like his his ViBe's energy. He's just
got a very punishable face.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
I see it.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I'm like NPR person.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, Like, I really don't know anything about him. So
he may be the world's nicest guy. I'm saying, we're
judging a book by its cover. Very very punishable face.
There are people like that. Yeah, and he's got a
twin so you could punch them both. All right. Oh,
Greg Glory, who's got a punchable face, who's got a
postive the same, same for everybody in the room, like
not based on anything like uh, other than like you

(21:55):
just see their face and you're like, man, this person's
got a punchable face.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I'm going Glenn looks like he does, look like he's
just so damn generic.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Like his head popped up from a memo Hill.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah, you his face should just be white with a
barcode that says human being. Like, he's so generic that
I hate him. Why do you got attack Samy like that?
I'm sorry, Sammy, I got mine.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
It's going to tack you to Sammy Benny Blanco, but
his face is already.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Person. Yeah, but again, this is nothing about them as
a person that value. It's a book by its cover totally.
You just say, oh my god, this person's got a
punchable face.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
See, I feel that way about Jake Chillenhall.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I can't nothing missing the point his face.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
I just can't see it. I really really like and
she does not deserve.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
This girl on Girl Crime.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Okay, Kirsten Dunst.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh agreed, you can see it. Yeah, agree, even virtually
I would never hit a woman. But you know, but
I hear what you're saying. If if I was a
lady that yeah, I could agree with you.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah, I love her, But you asked the question.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I think Josh Gadd's pretty much and he's also terrible
and everything he does, so yeah, faced is bad and it's.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
The surface sound and some of these people woke up
this more I go what I do? Yeah, yeah, who
do you think has got a punchable face? Again? It's like,
but no reason hate for whatever? It is, like, you
have no real reason behind it, just yeah and yeah
that show, because I thought that was actually a pretty
decent show, mister Robot.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
I never watched it.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I think it's super deep into it. I watched it
for like the first seasons.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I think I dived out the first season because it
got too weird and slow.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah yeah, I mean it's like most shows, Like you know,
there's a lot of shows that it starts fine and
then you could tell they're just trying to keep it
on the air, Like Lost did that.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Oh my god, we're doing a rewatch right now. And
I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Lost is one of those shows rule start really cool.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Because there are like twenty seven episodes per season. They're
just filling it with literal filler.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, true, yeah, and they're like, well, what the the
weird what they called the others the others.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
A lot of others will say this is where the
British get it correct there. Their shows are six per
season and they maybe have three seasons.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Who's that celebrity chef that I hate that does all
the science stuff?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh, Alvin Brown. I would punch him based on him
and his face good Eats Yeah, yeah, he's a lot
of Aaron Chef stuff. The original show good Eats. I
like that show. That was fun. I would the show
the show him yet four Woodie Family.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Adam Conover's like that. Anybody who has one of those, like,
I'm going to be smarter than you would explain to you.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I like, I mean ruins. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
By the way, it's not Adam ruins everything because he
does the same thing that John Oliver is doing. Now,
it's here's my angle on these historical things. Guess which
angle it always is.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
And he kind of looks like Alton Brown.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yes, oh yeah, I'm explaining things to you because you're
too dumb.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
But okay, this is the thing that's a pretty good
Adam Connor, you know, what he really does.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
He kind of does same stupid hair.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well that's same stupid head, the big swoopy hair right.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Next to each other, and he looks like something that
maybe Alton Brown pooped out totally.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
And well we're talking about annoying.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Rommy Malick's brother twins. Brother's name is Rommy and Sammy.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
And I didn't reveal, but I was the one that
said Myles teller was that you I knew somebody here
like him. I was saving it. Wow, you what about him? No?
I was the what about it? I heard things that
he's not that great. So your so yours is more personal,

(25:54):
It's not just you know, you see his face and
your natural reactions is the one first. But then no,
it was a bunch of face and then it got like,
oh I'm correct, Okay.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
Taylor Swift doesn't have great things to say about Jake
Killenhall either.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Speaking of someone with a punch of a face. Hey,
what do you call a big jack lantern?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
What a pumpkin?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Let me way?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
A millennial in instagrams?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
A lizard? You get a girlfriend? Fly? He had a
reptile dysfunction. And we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Woodie Greg Menace, Yeah,
Gina Gren, We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's here,

(26:49):
and our in studio chef yes, Chef swoop is, Hey, buddy,
how you doing all right? So let me uh, let
me catch everybody up. So Sea Bass was talking about this.
There was, you know, the big cold snap Florida iguanas
were falling out of trees and there were stories of

(27:11):
you know, different restaurants, people picking them up and then
doing things with which they've done before with when like
cicadas are all out, Yeah, they'll do the cicada.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Waisted We ate those.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, some people eat that. I'm you know, hell star.
So anyway, this one guy that the Sea Bass was
talking about, like he he was doing the like an
iguana sauce right and.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Then yeah, he made a sauce out of it because
he had a female iguana that he caught, so she
had newly generated eggs. I didn't have shells on him.

Speaker 10 (27:45):
It's a good thing I managed to remove this one
when I did, because inside I found over twenty eggs.
They added the soft ball to iguana eggs with some avocados,
some garlet cloves, a little olive oil, salt and lime
juice and gave it a good.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Mix and bonap a tit bone.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Up a tea.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
It's like a guana, man, swoop.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Have you have you ever prepared iguana before?

Speaker 11 (28:08):
No, the first, the closest I've gotten to it has
been alligator alligat.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
What's what's the most exotic ingredient you've worked with?

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Ostrich, those giant eggs that feed like forty people?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Had an Ostrich steak.

Speaker 11 (28:23):
Oh yeah, it cooks like red meat when you cut it,
really it looks like red meat.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Good.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
It was delicious. I actually had Ostrich and a bowling
age von von grabbed the iguana meat that sea Bass
had ordered and by meat whole iguanas. Yeah, well, a
sausage right, they had.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
One sausage and then too they were smaller sage iguana
right there.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
They were smaller. Yeah, but one was very small. One
was a little a little a little larger.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Baby. I see you have nine plates over there, you're
gonna need eight. Come on, man, any chance, I'm going
to try the seconds.

Speaker 11 (29:03):
So I do have regular for you guys to actually eat.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Should I could not.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
I could not harvest enough meat from these two little
critters to feed the whole gang. So I do have
the raw not raw, but it's been processed. I boiled
it the same way I would any other meat, charred onions, jalapeno, scallions, cinnamon,
black pepper, corns, just you know.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, So, how did you come up with what you
were going to do with it? Because you obviously have
not tried to know what the flavor.

Speaker 11 (29:40):
So the research that I've done has led me to
believe that you can treat it the same way you
would pretty much any other protein. You just got to
get it tender and then get it crispy, you know
what I'm saying. So how bad could that be with anything?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I gotta figure it just from a taste profile, it's
got to be pretty similar to poultry because they eat
a lot of the same things.

Speaker 11 (29:59):
Yeah, small from an evolutionary standpoint, they are basically the same.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Man. Well, here's the guy that does mass found online
his preparation of the iguana.

Speaker 10 (30:06):
First things first, I filled the pot with water and
added onion, garlic, a bay leaf, and some salt.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
And we're gonna bring this to a summer.

Speaker 10 (30:12):
Next, I removed all the iguana meat from the bone,
added in my favorite seasonings and tossed it into the
frying pans so that it could get nice and crispy.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I hate this guy.

Speaker 11 (30:20):
Yeah, I watched this video and that the eggs sent
me to a different place.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Besides the eggs, were you grossed out at all? Working
with the iguana?

Speaker 11 (30:29):
So I would say this went from excitement to fear factor.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And I'll tell you why.

Speaker 11 (30:34):
You know, they come vacuum sealed, right, so you know,
I cut them open and I put them in the sink.
And when I went to rinse them off so I
could see what I was working with. But the water
hit the iguanas and they just unfrilled.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
You know what I'm saying it. So I had to cut.

Speaker 11 (30:52):
I had to remove the head and cut down the
spine and then get under the skin.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
To like by the way you do with fish all
the time.

Speaker 11 (31:00):
Yeah, but this is fishkin and lizard skin. This is
this was a gloving process. I like and pull, you
know what I mean, to remove the dual layer.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
You know.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Well, the good news is you can crisp with that
skin for a nice little topic.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Roll.

Speaker 11 (31:18):
Oh god, it was And I had to I had
to light incense and candles in the house.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Just yeah, because you said I saw on your Instagram
video when you first got the the iguana meat. You
said it smelled like a like a snake ken.

Speaker 11 (31:31):
It was oddly reminiscent of like that side of the
pet the pet the pet store there, like yeah, you know,
animals have to be with like you know, heating pads underneath.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
It just smelled like hamsters.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
And which is strange because I caught the same smell.
And but the thing, like you said, they're a vacuum
packed and frozen, shouldn't.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Smell like through And I mean they were, dude, they
were both in the middle of shedding, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
But what does that mean to Younish?

Speaker 11 (31:58):
So they were, It's just when I touched it initially,
you know what I'm saying, I'm like, all right, this
is cool, I can work with it. And then I
go to like set it down, and I'm like, wow,
where are these flakes coming from? And I'm like, oh,
the reptilians were in the midst of like evolving like poke.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
They eating some rare candy iguana pizza, frozen iguanas to
a hot pizza. It tastes like a frog leg, but
it's a little bit sweet. Never Blads pizza golds first,
Never Blades pizza. They did the same thing boiled pan
fry in a season. Did you come up with a
cute menu name for your iguana tacos here swoop or No?

Speaker 11 (32:35):
I mean, we're just gonna call it what it is,
no reason to even ladio man, I have a mental
love for everyone in the studio. These are, in fact,
I taa the.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Grossest thing about iguanas they have those two weird goiters and.

Speaker 11 (32:50):
The small one didn't, but the second one was starting
to like develop them. What I'm saying, I removed the
heads just because as a chef, I wanted to be
able to say that I've removed the heads of iguana. Yeah,
I want to add it to your list pretty bad
animals and turn the taken out cousins.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Right.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
They were just they were just starting to grow them.
Like they talked about like yeah buds, which grosses greg out,
but like you know, breast buds. Yeah, she's but we
heard that term once and I thought Gregor was gonna barf.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
It sounds like we have some very fresh, young suckling Iguanas.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
So it's like yeah, I mean yeah, that's a brilliant perspective.
I do like we're gonna lose medic. Chef Swoop is here.
He's a private chef. He's a restaurant tour entrepreneur. To
book him as an in home private chef or for
these private catering services that he offers, you can go
to Swoop s w O O P Kitchen Swoop kitchen

(33:54):
dot com. You can also find them on social media
at chef Underscore Swoop with some salamander for your name.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Really applies today. Swoop was it special way of opening palate.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Indeed, there you go, there you.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
Go, real time, it's happening. I hope that everyone has
paid their insurance. If you're going to eat this, look,
just bod your heart, your heart. I did my best,
my best educated guests as at a chef.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
What's the internal temperature that you need to bring you got?

Speaker 11 (34:24):
I treated it like poetry. I broke the one fifty
five threshold. I pushed it. Everything was saying one fifty
five to one sixty for.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
They're going to well, I broke.

Speaker 11 (34:34):
The threshold, you know, And these things were boiled for
two hours. They were saying, thirty minutes I went for
the gusta.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
We should worry about parasites, you think, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
We are super duper chef. Swoop is working on the
takas and while he's doing that, we'll have some what
do you show food news? We got some food news
to get to that will be next. Hang on, so
we'll be right back. You can move on the floor,
you can, you can do something or whatever. Then you
crap in my ned that might be a deal break

(35:06):
and now more of the show. So are you intentionally
starting with the chicken ones?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Swoop?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, yeah, good, yeah, I can sick.
I know, Menace and Morgan, everybody's just dying to try
and Guanata. No, they're they're working, they're working.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
You and me don't want it?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh no, Medda said he was really excited. Yeah, well
we got some I know he's excited for this. What
do you show food?

Speaker 10 (35:34):
Now?

Speaker 12 (35:38):
Let me get a drapp Get you doing that?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
That was a big bag?

Speaker 7 (35:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Well, there's there's a few things, man like one story
that people have been talking about this week. The internet
has been on fire, insisting that Reese has changed the
recipe for the peanut butter cup. Yeah, and then there's
been some news. Did you hear update on that? I
did not. Oh, the grandson of the that part yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
so Brad Reese, right, uh so he is the grandson

(36:08):
of the inventor HB. Reese, And he said that the
company has been changing the family recipe. He says it
Hershey who owns you know, Rees's. They replaced the milk
chocolate in the candy with compound coatings at the peanut
butter with peanut butter style creams.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
There we go, make it real cheap.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
But so Hershey responds saying that, man, it's still the
peanut butter and the chocolate that we've that we've always done.
It's the same thing. Has it gotten like chalkier?

Speaker 5 (36:38):
For?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I don't think it has. I have really like the tastes. Look,
I'll eat it, don't get me wrong wrong. The company
did say, depending on you know, like the shape, size
and the different things that like some of these other
like innovations they call them like maybe some of the
like the the peanut butter heart, like the inside has changed, Man,

(37:00):
are the same. I eat more of those probably than
anybody in this room. That is that is my go
to have to test it out. Do you know what
really hits good though? Is the Easter egg shaped ones.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
When there's different shape, they're better.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, footballsut but is good. A. Wendy's announced that they
are teaming up again with the Girl Scouts. They're releasing
the thin Mint's Frosty Swirl, which I had last year
and it was good.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
How does it compare to like a Shamrock Shake?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Not as Yeah, like it's it's good because you got
the chunks of the cookie right, Yeah, the vanilla frosty
top with the cookie crumbles sauce. And they also announced
that they are debuting the fin Min's Frosty Fusion. So
it's the same as the Frosty Swirl, except this one
also crushed in Min's go in with the frosty. Yeah,

(37:54):
so that's a that's news. Check fil A confirm the
rumor that they are testing some new side. All the
sides are Southern inspired. The first batch to them all
featuring sweet potatoes, so sweet potato fries, which all right,
especially if you do sweet potato waffle fries, I know
people love them them. Is good. Sweet potato soup flet

(38:15):
sweet potato tots. Those are gonna have those places? Am
I the only one that's like not into sweet potatoes?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
I think sweet ptato fries are overrated, but I'm interested in.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
What I like about the sweet pato fries is that
they seem to get really crispy on the outside and
they're still like nice and soft on the inside, and
especially if you especially if you hit it. Well. See,
there are some places and I don't like it when
they do this. Some places with the sweet potato fries,
they'll put like a sugar and cinnamon on the instead
of salt, put a coarse sea salt on top of them.

(38:44):
Bitches so good. Other sides that they're messing with these
are veggie centried menut So you're not gonna like these either. Fried.
I love them L after L so far. When I
lived in Dude, when I when I lived in All Bama,
Fried Okrah was everywhere with everything. I can't see you

(39:04):
eating that? I did? You did and did you like it?
Look it was I didn't have many choices. I was
at the school and you know, but everything was you
know what I'm saying. They're also testing out crispy Brussels
sprouts yea, and onion rings, just testing chicks, also testing
a b L T and sweet chili chicken sandwich. You know,

(39:27):
so they're they're working on different stuff, which which is cool.
They've had a kale cup for a long time.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
That I just kind of sweet chili and hot honey.
Can we just kind of move on? Yeah, chilian honey,
what's the big swoop?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
What's the big trend right now? Because for a minute,
it was like brustels sprout. Yeah, then there was like
this hot stuff.

Speaker 11 (39:45):
I would say, right now, everyone's doing the sweet potato things. Yeah,
on track olive oil, salt, pepper, round sugar, sweet potatoes,
potato face side down five for like sixty minutes and
like let them chill use it.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You're gonna have to use like a fish spachelor to take.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
It off of the skin.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
But it's like crispy. It's like it's kind of like, yeah,
I saw I saw something where they were making these.
They they took the sweet potatoes, they cut it up
and then they had them thin and they bake them
for a bit just to kind of soften them up,
and they take a glass or something smash it, then
put the course sal and then put it back in
the oventil. They got crispy almost.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
On chips, like smashed potatoes, and those.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Look good, Yeah, sweet potatoes.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
The other big thing is parmesaning everything like parmesan onion slices,
parmesan ki slices. We like you said, you slice it
super flat on parchment paper and then sprinkle those kind of.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Did that and put some dumplings in a pant bonus.
How about this Menace Costco I've announced the customers will
finally be able to order their popular made in house
cakes through the app directly. Used to be you had
to go in there and place the wa and then
the paper in the in the cup. You can do

(41:00):
it through the app. But another thing that menace I know,
like Ace hardware. Yes, they've been blowing up on social media,
not for anything to do with hardware, but for being
the place with the bomb frozen pies. So this is
only in California and Nevada. Yeah, but at certain Ace
locations they have like a freezer case and they're these

(41:20):
taking baked frozen pies, like the kind you just cook
it in the oven and you bring it home. Anyway,
they're about nineteen dollars each. Yeah, Ace Hardware swoop and
they're around twenty different flavors, so apricod, boison, berry, rubar, peach,
blueberry on the bar, Ace Heartwell, you're buying pies at
the hardware store right. Ace Hardware says it started selling

(41:42):
the pies in California words spent pretty quickly until more
and more locations started stocking them, and thanks to TikTok,
they've become a viral sensation. But apparently the pie company
is also the same company that supplies if you have
a kid that comes around doing fundraisers, want to buy
a pie, Yeah, it's the Ace Hardware. It's the same. Yeah,

(42:02):
I mean the Ace Hardware is near our radio station.
Like they had them for a second, but then the
permitting for their freezers wasn't approved, so they them all out.
Food News, some other food news, KFC your favorite. They
introduced the new potato wedges and Caso dip. This is

(42:22):
on the menu nationwide. So the wedges they feature, do
you just not like me because you like fries, you
just do like other potatoes? Or I said, all right,
just the way you said it was like a wedge. Yeah, No,
wedges I go hard for what I feel like, Lokey
the potato wedges at KFC.

Speaker 11 (42:41):
It's going to start an issue better than the French
fries at McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Oh damn, the best potato got the got.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
The bomb sound effects. Someone dropped that bomb, said, did
you did you hear Gina's jingle? She came she came
up with this as a kid. And you know when
that woman hit the internet and made all that two
million bucks for the doctor Pepper jingle, She's like, oh
my god, gas Like, man, I had this song that

(43:08):
I made up when I was a kid for for KFC,
and then uh Vaughn took it and produced it up
in this hour. I like that.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Kentucky Fried Chicken with that Krispy crunchy batter to enjoy
with eleven nerves and spices, and their service is the nicest.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
So I like that.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Kentucky Fried chicken who comes with that crunchy batter to
enjoyed with eleven nerves and spices and their service is
the nicest. Though, I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken. Oh,
I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken with that RiskIE punchy.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Batter to enjoyed. I forget about.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Chicken.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah we love that echo shout out to yeah text
coming in. Ace Hardware. Pies are amazing if we can
get one another one says the Jackson Sweet Potato chips
from Costco or five Yeah potato, you gotta they gotta

(44:04):
be crispy though. Yeah yeah. Also Ace Hardware they have
pizzas too. They want to try, all right, yeah, all
right a yeah yeah. Well so the the KFC Potato Wedges.
Uh so they're served up crispy edges soft interior, and
they're served with sixteen ounces of Queso dude soft. Yeahs

(44:30):
the homies a Taco Bell new edition of the menus
the induction of chips and Nacho Supreme Dip. So then
I saw this actually on the menu features loaded seasoned
b flaired with nacho cheese sauce, three cheese blend reduced
fat sour cream pico and it served with crunchy tortilla chips.
Yeah for dipping and scooping. Because I went the other day,

(44:52):
I saw that on the menu and I was right
next to the thing that I ordered that I loved.
It was a mini taco salad but it it was
like super but it was super loaded solid.

Speaker 11 (45:05):
They are out of Ammo with fast food. I'm trying
to tell you. So it's a loaded case, like all right,
let's just smash everything that would go in a regular taco.
But hear me out put it in the case.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Yeah, an ingredients and they just keep combining them differently and.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Calling it something and it rules. Then you know what,
it seems to have worked. CAFC a few years ago
they did this. They put it.

Speaker 11 (45:29):
They made they made a chicken sandwich where two chicken
breasts were the buns. Right, they still more Did you
just want two pieces of chicken?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Mam? That wasn't a sandwich? What made it a sandwich?
Because I just set up a KFC. I hadn't been
to a KFC in decades. I've been there like two
or three times in the past, like a few weeks.
Just get the two piece with the biscuit in the side, right.
The potatoes, the mashed potatoes are still may I'm not
mad at that, but those are the powdered into potatoes,
right to say.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
One hundred and ten percent. That got it in like
a bucket. Yeah, you know they get like water. You
know you got a train.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, but I got it I got, you know, what's
doing a job. Here's the thing. It's weird because like,
you know, they're mid you know it's but at the
same time it was it was good nostalgia. Yeah, it's
fueled by nostalgia.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Strawberry. Do they still have those parfes? My mom is
still let's get those at KFC.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I didn't see those, but they still have very rare.
They still got the pot pies, which I remember those
being really good. But the crust on those is really good.
And they still have the they think they call mega bowls.

Speaker 11 (46:28):
Oh so like the loaded bowl with the mas corn
and the gravy chicken on the top. It's like, yeah,
I survived off those so good hypertensive in high school together,
like Borderline, like Divon had to start taking medicine because
the I'm crisping up some iguana meat right now.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
It's looking valid. Really, it's gonna say vile. But you
had some stinking thinking going into it. Chef Swoop is.

Speaker 11 (46:56):
Here, well he had it in the corner and it
kind of like crisp. But Morgan, you're gonn to eat
the first song?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:01):
Oh the first one?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, sure, but I needed to do. Also, you're gonna
to fight menace. He wants to be the first in line,
and it should be these iguana glizzies ooh smelling. I want.
I'm hoping that it's got to be like a blend.
That's the sausage, right, Yeah, this is got to be
like it's got to be like a blend. Maybe maybe
thirty forty percent.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, people eat sausage and they have no idea what's
in it. So how is this any different.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Because they're telling you it's iguana. Yeah, that it's got
to be pork based.

Speaker 11 (47:31):
Yeah, you know what I mean with cultural casing, and
iguana is blended into this.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well, chefs Swoop is gonna put the final touches on
these iguana tacos and these iguana glizzies business and then
uh yeah, and then calm down, food will be, it'll be,
it'll be served up. I know Morgan's gonna try it
sea basket and tried, dumbass Tyler said he's gonna try it.
Oh surprise, Yeah.

Speaker 13 (47:56):
Yes, baby, get it, We're back.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yes, get it? He yes, yes, So what do you show?
Shep Swoop is here. Yeah, he is a private chef
a restauranteur, an entrepreneur. You can book him for like
an in home private chef experience or like a private
catering service, like if you're hosting like a dinner party
or something like that. You have a stressul occasions. Yeah, yeah,

(48:20):
I mean Swoop does it all everything from you know,
breakfast brisket hash to iguana tacosis as a plateora food
if you will, which is what we're trying now. I
did try one of the chicken tacos that you made.
Those are those are delicious? And now we have the
main event. This is this is the iguana taco. So

(48:41):
Iguanas have been falling out of the trees in Florida
with the cold snamp and and so there are a
couple of places you know that went made pizza. Pizza
place had to had to stop that by the way.

Speaker 11 (48:53):
Yeah, well the health department came in was like a
kind of like roadkill cafe. You got to relax.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah all right, So anyway, we we got this iguana
meat sea bass founded online like an exotic meat distributor.
Shout out to Exotic meat market dot com. Oh is
that what it is? Okay? All right? And so uh
swoop prepared the uh, the iguana meat. He said, he
cooked the crap out of it.

Speaker 11 (49:18):
So what you say the smotherings boiled it far, far
beyond it its thresholdshold.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yep, So tell me how you prepare this. So it's
as a tortilla.

Speaker 11 (49:29):
Yeah, so we got corn tortilla, pioko de gayo, guacamole, pickle,
right on you simp Iana, and and I forget. The
iguana was braised slowly with aromatics.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
It's gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
This is, this is, this is, this is the way.
All right, Morgan, you want to go first?

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Sure, she doesn't want to.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
She's very well, don't hear anything right now? Yeah, because
he's so excited he can't wait. That's just yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you want to cut it in half? Because there's
there's more than that is a lot of.

Speaker 11 (50:06):
We'll have the lady in the trumpets. I mean, I
can't take a bite.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
You just get on the other end.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Don't worry.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
I did just look it up. Iguana meat has a
lot of protein.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Get those games.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Is okay?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Here we go, all right?

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Oh, big bite.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
That was adventurous. She took a big bite. Yeah. I
just feel like he asked, you want to try it?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I't mat us do it first place?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Okay, come onter, Yes is it? They described the describe
the flavor.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
I don't know if I got enough meat in it.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Try another bite straight from the bottom.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
There it is, That's where it is.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yeah. Was it chewy?

Speaker 6 (50:43):
No, it's kind of crunchy.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, because Christy said kind of.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Somebody said it was almost lady.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Reminiscent of like kind of like chicken, kind of like fish.
Supposed to be somewhere. That's what everyone always said, like, no.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Matter what is like chicken because chickens are dinosaurs.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Took the skin off of it. Indeed, Okay, I feel
like I'm tasting the skin. What do you think, Greg,
I don't taste the meat flavor, but I taste the
crunchy like skinny.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
It's non descriptives, kind of has the consistency of carnitis.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Like, yeah, it's got a little bit of a crisp
to it, very mild.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Very much.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Yeah, flavor flavor in the meat.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Not a whole lot of flavor. It's not a guana forward,
just not like giving dinosaurs. That's what it's like. Frog legs,
which are pretty also very mild like not fishy.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Here I go.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Not fishy at all, No, not fishy. I don't hate it.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
I don't love it.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
That's that's it. That's maybe.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
That's pretty much left.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Most people are may pretty indifferent about it. I have
another one. Yeah, give that to menace. Menace has been
dying bad.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
I like the texture. The texture is really nice.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
You do, that's what I don't like.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
I do like it. I'm having another.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Well, it's like a nice crisp to it.

Speaker 11 (51:57):
I've also been told the best way to enjoy it fried,
but it's hard to get you.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah, make sure you can hit towards the bottom there
to make sure get that thing from the bottom. Are
you finishing or are you enjoying that?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Or pain or pleasure?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah? That way. That sound could be about a bunch
of different things. Are you into the paint? Might seem sad?
I am sad anything. Yeah, it doesn't have a distinct flavor.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
All the joy out of your eyes?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
What happened? I don't like it. You don't like it, No,
it doesn't taste You don't like the thought of it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
The food part is fine.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah, I mean you know, it's just the fact that
it's it. That's the mental party.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
Well right, that's American people are not necessarily adventuress.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I can't swallow a pill, but I'll eat iguana.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Okay, see that's why I try it. Get let me
get some men of seconds here, yeah, right, sloppy seconds
for metas iguana tacos. It doesn't sound like I mean
could you said it was? It was pretty yeah? Get
in the metal rabbit from the base. Yeah. Yeah, you
know like you do with your with your men with
your yeah, yeah, cop it. Yeah. Did you get actual

(53:19):
looks great? Yeah, I got a big chunk of the
middle there. It's it's just very mild, mild, nondescript.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
It's like it's less meaty, as they say, than chicken. Yeah,
and you know somewhere like between a literally between a chicken,
a fish and a fish and a bird.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, a slight pork maybe, yeah, pheasant.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
It tastes like fake meat.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
No, what did you what did you pay for this iguana? Mete?
I forget you said it was pretty pretty well, it.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Was like thirty pounds, had to do fifty dollars for
over night shipping. Yeah, it had to have been at
least a total price one twenty maybe two.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Or three pounds worth of iguana. But I mean they
sent the whole It's like the guts, you know, like
the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Fans, do you still have the head?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Absolutely? Trash went out expeditiously. What you did say? You
did say that you as a chef, like you wanted
to put it, like on your not a resume or
whatever on the list.

Speaker 11 (54:12):
You took this I took. I took the head of
two they have joined the souls of the other farm
animals that I have got.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
But then he also years of my career. Then he
also boiled you know whatever, the meats and stuff, and
then he threw the pot away. I did iguana in
the pot, and it's just.

Speaker 11 (54:32):
Like what if I make a pot of rice and
it's just like taking that one. No, it wasn't that nice.
It was like, you know, some some Walmart vibes.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Somebody said, uh, somebody said, poor Menace. I've never heard
him so sad about food before, super sad. Yeah, And
you have types of tacos you could serve to people
and they wouldn't really know what it is.

Speaker 11 (54:51):
That's how I got in cooking school. My my my
teacher had a bunch of chicken. That what we thought
it was chicken nuggets. And he was like, yeah, the
kids from the last class made extra just eat it.
So we're all crushing it. And he's like if you
guys like that, we're like yeah. He was like it
was great, and he was like, this was not chicken,
this was alligator. Hold up, wait, he was like, a

(55:13):
thing happened to me.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I was in Amsterdam and I was at dinner with
one of my friends and they're like, enjoy it, blub blah,
and was it was freaking brain. Oh yeah, well I
mean the brain of animals. You know, you know who's
legit said about this? His bored is He was not
I feel your dog. He was not excited about the
idea of iguana, not because it's disgusting, but like he

(55:36):
thinks they're like cute animal if you eat burgers.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
He doesn't.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
He doesn't know me. All right, well, I can't even
get after you because you're so bless your heart. Yeah,
appreciate you, but but are you vegan? Are you vegan
because of the cruelty to the animals? Cheese?

Speaker 14 (55:55):
I'm vegetarian because yeah, I don't like anything happened to animals.
I don't want them killed. I don't want them hurt,
so I'm not I give my best to avoid anything
related to animals because of that man like people, he'll kill.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, have no problem you know, taking like a human life.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Thoughts about it.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I wouldn't say kill, but actually it's happened, mame. But
these like iguanas he's you know. I mean, look, sure
you don't want to try it board we saved you,
all right, I mean it's already it's already dead. You
don't want it to die in vain.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
My sister had a pedaguana once. I can't look at that.

Speaker 11 (56:29):
I mean I I've had a ped iguana and it
was actually really fulfilling to cut the head off. Big
tail whipped so many times, and it's just like you are.
You are not a cool pet to have. I see
why they keep getting released into Florida.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Well, chef Swoop, thank you very much. Vam was like,
you know what we should call to, you know, make
these iguana talkers. We should call chef'swoop.

Speaker 11 (56:54):
I mean, he asked, and I was like, you know,
for show. But I thought that that the iguana would
have come far more prepared.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
I mean yeah, in theory, yes, that is it's sidewalk
the table. Yeah, especially from the from the tearwir of Florida. Well,
it's chefs swoop again, private chef, restaurant, tour entrepreneur. You
could book him as a in home private chef or
for private catering services you're having some kind of like
dinner party or something like that. He's always got different

(57:25):
stuff that he's working on, different things in the.

Speaker 11 (57:27):
Types of things going on in the mix right now. Yeah,
So we're gonna we're gonna be hosting some dinners you want.
We're going to be doing twelve seats only twelve preservations.
It'll be twenty four spaces open monthly. So I will
be hosting out of my loft in Hollywood on Hollywood Boulevard,
very snazzy, four courses every month. We will be switching

(57:49):
the format for the menu. So the first month we're
doing a Caribbean inspired steakhouse, so you can do a
seating of six. Would I would advise you all to
bring a group uh, And it's very very manageable, you
know what I'm saying. Okay, I mean welcome and then

(58:09):
you can purchase your own.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
We ordered chick Fla the other day four people door
dash stuff of course, but it was like one hundred
and seven dollars out of pocket for chick Fla. But
yet Swoop Kitchen dot com.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
Kitchen dot com, it's up his live. I'm still working
on it in real time. I made my own website.
I'm doing everything on my own with these two hands.
So uh, geting myself a pat on the back show
for launching the website.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Wop kitchen dot com. And you can also find them
on social media at chef Underscore Swoop. It is Chef's
Swoop every man.

Speaker 11 (58:45):
Make sure you guys follow that mailing list. It'll give you,
guys all the juice you need on all the things
going on in the future. Thank you guys so much
for having me.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Woody Show Jacks Dan eight seven. Yeah, that's check in
with Gina Grad. She's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
We'll start with some sad news. Actor Eric Dane passed
away last night.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
He was fifty three.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
It was it was he had a battle with als.
Dane is most famous for his roles in Gray's Anatomy
and Euphoria, and said in December that he hoped to
continue acting in roles that involved als so he could
share his battle. Tributes, of course, came pouring in. Dane's
friends like Ashton Kutcher saying that their fantasy football league
team will miss Dane and that they know he'll be
watching from the booth. And Patrick Dempsey also chimed in,

(59:33):
saying that he woke up this morning to hear the
news and that he just talked to Dane. He said
that Dane was the funniest man, a joy to work with,
did an incredible job bringing awareness to his horrible disease.
And Dane's family confirmed his passing and said that he
spent his final days surrounded by his wife and their
two daughters. And I don't know if you guys read
that article that Rebecca Gayheart is technically his wife put

(59:53):
out in that magazine The Cut, but it was really interesting.
They're technically married, but they've been a part for years,
but they're best friends. They raised their daughters together, so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
They're still married. Why we're still married? Yeah? Really, but
they were living together.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
They lived down the street from each other to co
parent the kids. They just kind of never got around
to getting divorced and they were still friends. I don't know,
but it was really interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I feel like I just saw an interview maybe six
months ago where he was like, hey, I'm able to
walk right now, but in the next like six months
or so, I probably won't be able to use my legs.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
And then there was a TMZ video of him at
the airport in a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah, and then he did that show brilliant minds. I
didn't see that what he was in like a wheelchair
and everything. Well, oh yeah, because he wanted to take roles,
you know, kind of showing what Michael J. Fox has
done for parking Parkinsons. Yeah, he wanted to be that
voice for this that sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Yeah, it really does.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
We talked yesterday about how the former Prince Andrew was
arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, and we
said technically if they really wanted to, they could home
for ninety six hours, but it only lasted twelve hours.
He was released from questioning. He wasn't charged, but cops
did use that time to go through his house and
gather as much evidence as they could.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I was only that guy I can go missing, you know, right,
someone would notice it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Andrew's the younger brother to King Charles the Third and
reports so that Charles is just doing his best to
just distance himself from this clown. And meanwhile, President Trump
added his own comments on Andrew and said it's a
shame and that it's all very sad and so bad.

Speaker 13 (01:01:23):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
The US earned three more medals yesterday, with Jordan Stoltz
earning silver in men's fifteen hundred meter skating and Alissa
Alyssa rather lou earning gold in women's free skating.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yes, big stories may, Yeah, women's hockey team.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Dude, they're just a win un They're unstoppable. And the
way they did it so, the US was down one
to nothing with two minutes left in the game, and
that's when they pulled the goalie, added an extra skater,
and hit the game tying shot to send it into overtime.
From there, only took four minutes to get it past
to Megan Keller, who scored and gave the US the
two to one win and the gold medal own nothing

(01:01:58):
so looking at the medal count as last night, Norway
still leads everyone with thirty four. US moves up to
second with twenty seven and Italy is now in third
with twenty six and six more gold medals are up
for grabs today and that's including US men's hockey when
they get their chance in the matchup against Slovakia. Speaking
of sports, ESPN announced that they were losing Sunday Night

(01:02:20):
Baseball to NBC last year, so they need to come
up with some new programming to run in its place.
So they're announcing that Sundays in the summer will be
Women's Sports Sundays, featuring top matchups from the WNBA and
the NWSL.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
That reminds me of the stuff they put on like
when there's a like the Super Bowls on. Did you
ever see like what they run on the other networks
for the Super Bowls on stuff? Yeah, it's not quite infomercials,
but yeah, yeah it might as well hard on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Them, like the Japanese like you know ice contests where
you have to like climb up drenched in butter.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Yeah, it's just like you know, like the badminton tournament
right right. Yeah, Like I'm not anti women's sports, but
I mean they could have did like darts are that
tag stuff that they show on ESPN Hardcore? Yeah, it's
pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
That is well, just in case you're wondering, men as
ESPN higher ups say that their new format isn't an experiment, guys,
it's a flag in the ground and a continuing commitment
to women's sports.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
So if everything goes, that's that's what you do. That's
what you have to do. When people are clamoring for something,
you give it to them. You have to really put
a flag in and make a commitment like nope, nope,
no matter what, we're going all in. We're sticking with
this exactly. I mean, one of the founders have read it.
He's like all in on women's sports, like hardcore, and uh,
it's been very profitable for him. So I'm sure because

(01:03:37):
who's going to say no, hey, you want to advertise
with the women's sports No? Right, yeah, Like it's it's there.
It's actually a business model. They've done it a couple
of different times. When you've watched like what is big
in the news, there's someone that comes around and finds
something that they can use to make a business out
of that you really can't say no to it because

(01:03:59):
it's just a bad look.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I'm not saying people don't care they do. I know
plenty of people who I think it's more specific. I
think there is more specific interest in like Caitlin Clark
specifically than there is about man. I just can't get
enough of WNBA basketball.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
But I'm not a big sports person anyway, but I'd
be like curious about this because I don't know much
about women's sports either. So you know, give it a
try everybody on Sundays. And finally, the people at Expedia
released a new list of key air hacks. Now these
actually are pretty good hacks that they think will help
make flying easier, and according to them, the best day
to book a flight and fly internationally is Friday. They

(01:04:40):
also say that the most expensive day to do it
is Sunday and that the difference in price is like
eight percent. So definitely try and fly out on a
Friday if you can. If you're looking for the cheapest
day to fly domestically, Tuesday still the best day, and
apparently it's the least busy day to fly, so you
want an easy day at the airport, you go on Tuesday.
As for the cheap month to fly, booking flights in

(01:05:02):
August will get you some of the best deals because
prices for that month are twenty nine percent cheaper than
the most expensive month, which is December. All that holidays level,
remember Friday's, Tuesdays and go back to school.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yeah, the kids are getting ready to go back to
the school. Yeap, Yeah, no one's vacationing.

Speaker 12 (01:05:19):
But so there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
I feel like we've heard these yeah, and then Tuesday
and then you go to look on like, okay, well
I'm gonna go on Tuesday and see if it and
then it doesn't seem any different. It's always the same,
and it seems.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Yeah, well that's what they say, so hopefully they know something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Well, I mean, there's the big thing now that you
see about how like you go on you say, I'm
going to go from JFK to Miami and you search
that flight and you look and you see what the
price is. Well, now it's in your Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Got ye different your phone or something. Yeah. And so
when they did this whole thing where they did that
for a number of different airlines, a number of different like,
you know, just to make sure it wasn't just a
one off thing. And of course they know that you're
keeping an eye on that, and so they next time
you go, they'll say three seats left of this price
and now and now it's like forty dollars more than

(01:06:11):
it was yesterday when you looked. And they did that
on purpose because they know that you were just keeping
an eye on that flight, and so that's how they
try to get three seats left to this price and
then helping to book it. There was the other thing,
was it through? Was it through Gmail? One of them?
So you know they skim your emails, you know, like
the the email providers, and so you'll see like, oh,

(01:06:32):
Menace has to go to his aunt's funeral. Hey, so
and so died. Uh, you know, we're working on the detail.
It looks like the funeral is going to be next thursday,
So they've skimmed that, and so when you go to
look for those flights, they'll be more expensive. There was
just an art we talked about it is this legal because.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
You know Ticketmaster and all that stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:06:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Fine, but does that make it right because now we're
we're cracking down the third party, you know, ticket resellers,
So can't we talk about this?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
They know that next Thursday you have to be somewhere
because you've skimmed the email and so when you look
for flights that leave next third and you know and
around next Thursday, it's going to be higher than if
you just went on somebody else's computer.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Yeah, in your text, I know it sounds I know
it sounds crazy. And like conspiracy, there was a whole
there was there was a whole article about it. We
just talked about. I want to say, right before the holidays,
it's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
I mean, I've I've wrapped my head around and made
my piece with The more you look at it, the
higher the price goes. But skimming your emails and gut
you that way is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
It used to be that you can try to get
like a deal like a bereavement fair. Oh yeah, used
to be able to call.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
But this is fuel for the pro phone call argument.
If you didn't do it via email, if you called,
they wouldn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Not interested in that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Well, you're can get a higher phone call, But if
you call and try to book a flight, it's always
more expensive than if you book it online. Do you
know where they.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
Have that conversation on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
If you have to report to somebody that somebody died, yeah,
do it via five it's always the cheapest if you
actually go to the airport and book at I've heard
of that. Yeah, i'd like it one ticket please. Yeah,
I've heard that before. Yeah, yeah, all right, we're gonna
take a quick break. We'll come back. We're gonna play
the d u i Q next, everybody, So if you
would like to be our contestant, go ahead and give
us a call. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's

(01:08:28):
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. D u i Q
is next. Hang up, So what do you medicine has
realized I forgot to send you the photo. It's okay.
I went and took one kids eating it. Yeah, because
I got because the there's the T shirt. They gave
us hoodies, but we're not giving away the hoodies at
the event. I got. I got a picture of the

(01:08:51):
actual shirts. All right. I still think you should have
modeled it, but whatever. Yeah, all right, yeah, well how
that brewery X tomorrow. Yeah, I'm working on I'm doing
this and I'm sending stuff and I'm getting all these notes.
We've got a DYQ coming up next. Second. Nice contestant
for that. All right, So eight seven seven forty four,

(01:09:13):
what if you want to play on the DYQ. The
song you're listening for this hour to win your way
to the after hours takeover is Incubius Drive. YEP. So
sometime between now and eight o'clock we'll play drive from
Incubus and when you hear it, you be calling number
ninety eight and then you win your way to the takeover,
which is happening on Monday, April twenty. It's just announced
it this morning. Much so brand new. Yeah, so very

(01:09:35):
exciting times the takeover, and then of course tomorrow the
Woodi Show meet up at Brewery X in Anaheim, DJ Regulate.
It's going to be out there, the band Dogma Society
is going to be performing. We're giving away a sixty
five inch TCL television. We got passes for the takeover.
We've got hundreds. I think we're bringing four hundred I'm

(01:09:57):
not even kidding. Four hundred of these show shirts, these
limited edition Woodies Show shirts.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
That's incredible cool.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Yeah, it's this retro run DMC style Woody Show logo
on a black T shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah, and uh yeah, it's they're they're cool man. Great.
I'm wearing the hoodie version this morning. But yeah, there's
there's the T shirts that we're gonna be get. We
couldn't afford to do four hundred hoodies, which is why
we did four hundred because we wanted to bring a
ton of shirts. So we're bringing four hundred of these
of these shirts tomorrow, and you're gonna see Dogma Society. Man,

(01:10:35):
We're gonna see tomorrow Dogma Society Getaway. Yeah. If you
want to see these these shirts, we get them posted
on our Instagram at the Woody Show. We're calling it
the wood d MC limited Edition logo shirt. Very limited. Yeah,
four hundred of them, so generous, four hundred. Yeah, you
could have afforded four hundred hoodies if you didn't go
to dubay and be selfish. You're right. Yeah, we decided

(01:10:57):
to use our money for something that we wanted to do.
Yeah there so yeah, so back and that was last
year's money. Yeah, last year's money here. Yeah, showed up.
You don't know what you're talking about. It's this year now.

Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Now we're now we're bringing three hundred shirt. Yeah, I'm
gonna put the other one hundred in the fire. Yeah,
we should just burn them in front of me, all right?
Eight seven seven four, eight, seven, seven forty four, Woody,
let's play today's dumb ass contest, which is the you
you d u i Q Seve Bess explaining the game, Please.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
I find someone who's nice and under the influence of
what we'll find out in a second, and I asked
them the easiest questions you could ever think of. So
the game is not what is the answer to the questions?
The game is is the inebriated person so out of
it that they cannot answer those questions? And if you
guess whether they answer correctly two times out of three,
you win the game.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
All right, let's go to uh is it? Leanna? Leanna? Leanna?
Show you're doing greatly and thank you for a calling,
and you're gonna play the d y Q. Now you're
just guessing for the drunk person. Just for funzies, we
already going to try to guess with Sammy and men
as if they know the answers to these questions. But

(01:12:12):
before we get to the questions account, we have a
little clip here so we can get a better idea
just how with it or not with it? This person is?
And who do we have here?

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Sea Bass is Matthew and is about to hear. Sorry, guys,
fum with accents. Hate funny accents. I love funny accents.
Oh okay, you like Matthew who he is. He's probably
been drinking, but he's also doing a little huffing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Here's Matthew. Matthew. Are those poppers?

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
Is it?

Speaker 14 (01:12:38):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
What kind of poppers do you like? Matthew? The rush one?
The head rush? Yeah, the head rush?

Speaker 13 (01:12:44):
What does it feel like?

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
It feels like like good in the club, but I
kind of uh go to home, you.

Speaker 12 (01:12:54):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Words, Yeah it is, but like have have cut to it,
have good them, you know what? So you're snipping right now?
I am what accent is that he's falls central.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Some some central Europe something trash scans stand not only
Hey guys, do uh poppers? Some some straight dudes will
do them just for the head rush. Yeah, yes you are, Matthew.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Yeah, all right, so that is Matthew. Leanna. Are you
ready for question number one?

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
D U I Q.

Speaker 13 (01:13:39):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to Baby Jesus?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
All right? No for Matthew, yes for menace, U, yes
for Sammy, No for menace.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Fun can I ask for two from there in studio,
people give me change things.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Sure, but I just agree Mom. That might change it
to no for both Sammy and Medace. I think Samuel
will come up with Mom, Yes for Sammy, no for Menace,
no for Matthew. That's my guess.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
I'm gonna say yes for Sammy, no for Menace, yes
for Matthew, yes for Matthew.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
I feel very positive, optimistic.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
All right, Greg, I think I'm going to agree with you.
Yes to Sammy, no to everybody else. All right, Menace
and Sammy. Do you think that Matthew gets the question right?

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
All right? No, Leanna, what do you think I'm gonna
go know for Matthew? All right? Question number one?

Speaker 13 (01:14:39):
D U I Q, what are any one of the
gifts that the wise men gave to baby Jesus Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Uh, yarn and gold, yarn and gold? I mean I
threw in fish as Sammy, frank what and Frankinson's and.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Was the third one go yeah, yeah, oh, yarn and fish.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Yarn, fish and gold. I said, yarn and gold first
Pokemon cards. All right, So again Leanna said that Matthew
wouldn't get it. Let's see if she gets her first
point here in this round of the d uy Q.

Speaker 13 (01:15:23):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to baby Jesus?

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Why get wine? Yeah? What type of wine? Do you know?
The best wine? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
It sounds like Greg. If it does, then I quit
drinking effective immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
What you been drinking the night? Are you hammered?

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
That was Greg would get that way maybe ten years ago.
But he's frigg it self control out. I'm so well
behaved week. It was responsible.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
That's a good news, Leanna. You got yourself the first
point here and the two points that you need to
win on the d u y Q and question number
two crossy.

Speaker 13 (01:16:11):
The snow man's nose is made out of what?

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
All right? I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
This is Sammy's home turf.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yes, yes for Sammy, No for Matthew, No for Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Yeah, I got burned by Matthew.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Stick with that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Sammy's yes, Menace and Matthew absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
All right, Greg, I'm trying to think of the song
in my head.

Speaker 13 (01:16:33):
Do I know?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Okay, yes to Sammy, right, no to Menace, No to Matthew.
All right Menace and Sammy h no, no, all right?
Have snow man where he comes from? Leanna, do you
think that Matthew will get the question right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
Or no?

Speaker 13 (01:16:54):
No? No?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:16:55):
Question number two, Crossy, the snow Man's nose is made
out of what?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Menace? I mean, Frosty is different? Right, It's coal, isn't it? Nope? Okay, nope,
it's two eyes made of coal? Button. I'm sorry, Yeah,
you knows would be That's what I meant to say
when you give you the two eyes man out of coal?

(01:17:24):
Nose made of was where I was going with that.
But you know, dumb bran and two coal?

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
Would you know? Have to know the song because everyone's like, oh,
snowman carrot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I thought that Menace was
gonna say, carrot. But all right, well Leanna says that
Matthew is not going to know this, and if that
is the way it goes down, she's gonna be the
winner of the d U y Q.

Speaker 13 (01:17:48):
Crossy, The snow Man's nose is made out of?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
What of snow? What are you gonna get for Christmas
this year?

Speaker 12 (01:17:56):
I'm gonna get a trip to this to some friendident
it go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I'm gonna work there, happy Yeah, Well, there you go. Congratulations, Leanna,
you are the winner on the d U i Q.
Nice work, Leanna. Hang on, you're welcome. Hang on one
second and we will get all of your information. Have
yourself a great weekend. There she is there you guys all,

(01:18:25):
Matthew will be pleased. No shortage of poppers in San Francisco.
No good the popper capital. Are you excited about your drip? Matthew? Yeah,
he is, all right. Question number three d u i Q.
What is your blood type? Well, so I want to
you know, it has to be.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
All he has to do is give me a blood
type of kind that is that is accurate?

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Okay, Okay, I'm confident in saying no to Matthew. He
doesn't know anything.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Ye blood type, you won't even know blood you'll save
red or kind of thing. Is there a name of
a pauper that I could throw in there? Wait? So
what are the names of popular poppers? All right? Well here,
do we think that Menace or Sammy? Yeah, they'll both
get yes. Okay, I think that's that. That one's easy.

(01:19:16):
Matthew will not. So we're saying no for Matthew. Oh yeah,
otherwise okay. Question number three d U i Q. What
is your blood type? Yeah? What's your blood type? Menace? Oh? Negative?
I didn't even know if that's mine though exactly Sammy?

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
Be positive?

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Oh, see, be positive. I don't know mine either. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Alway said the should put on your driver's license.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
I don't why they don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
What's the what's the one that you can that anybody
can use? The universal? Positive?

Speaker 8 (01:19:49):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Is it? Okay? What is the universal? I'm not sure mine?

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Negative?

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Don't okay? All right? Iron Fist is one of the
highest rated poppers. Iron Iron Fist poppers like are they
actual pills? It's a huffing that dilates your sphincters wherever
they may. It comes in a little not a vile

(01:20:17):
but because I went to that gay probably the guy
had the shirt on and it just looks like pill
bottles liquid. Let's see if Matthew can name a blood type.
All right, d U i Q. Question number three, what
is your blood type? Plus? Do you donate blood?

Speaker 13 (01:20:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:20:34):
I don't because I smoke wid so I can give
smoke quid.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
That's the one he gets, right, technically positive also a
pig juice common popper.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
That's jue well that's how you played the d U
i Q. Everybody, Thank you, Thank you, Matthew Sports with
the gee, Jeff Garcia, all right, Happy Friday, Jeff g.
What's going on? Good morning?

Speaker 12 (01:21:07):
What do you show? Happy Friday, everybody. Let's go ahead
and start with the US women's hockey team. They are
gold medal winners.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
The albat past for Caloro, the Frenchman, come schools for
the next stuff. The overturned here the United States.

Speaker 12 (01:21:26):
Let's go get congrats to the ladies. The men's hockey
team skates today against Slovakia at twelve noon. Another great
moment at the Olympics for the Bay Areas. Alyssa lou
You've seen her. She has that brown and blonde horizontal
striped hair. She won gold and figure skating last night,
and I love her energy. She looked right into the
camera and let an f bomb fly. Listen to this.

(01:21:53):
Congratulations the herd. Moving on to the NBA. It was
back last night Clippers and Nuggets went down to the wire.
The Nuggets Jamal Murray had a chance to tie the
game and send it into overtime. Buddy bricked it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
He trying to keep us saying.

Speaker 12 (01:22:11):
Congrats to the Clippers. Tonight you got Clippers and Lakers,
and finally this morning, what do you show? The World
Cup is only months away. I can't wait. And get this.
FIFA is selling parking passes for Sofi Stadium for two
hundred and fifty dollars and in some cases these two
hundred and fifty dollars parking spots are over a mile away.
I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not having it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
You can catch my ass on the Metro. I'm jeffg
and that's your SoCal sports, all right, Jeff g je nohow.
So for the do IQ, we had Matthew fun with
accents there, so fun. But now some more news involving
a fun accent. So this is from Australia. Pie This

(01:22:56):
TV reporter, her name is Danika Mason. She was covering
the Olympics and she was totally drunk when they went
to her for her report. Drunk. Oh my god man.
Here's here's how that sounded like.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Literally the like the price of coffee over here is
actually fine?

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
Where are we going with that one?

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
But anyway, let's get into the day's We're going to
start off with some actual Brisbane Rocos gearing from the
actually their trip to the US and the UK, rather
because Walsh has stolen the shown of course did that
in the last AS series, crowning for four tries and
claiming England's fans just three months following the UK Club Challenge.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
We argue though, every time we go on these drug newscasters,
like we would tune in every day watch them. Wait,
she sort of looks like your wife, woudie? Does she
dark hair? All Americans? Sort of all Australia American.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Not only we watched, they could also do that and
have a contest after each newscast, like a billion dollars
to tell us what you talked about?

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
What was that story about? She's yeah, okay, I got
to see that. Yeah, did you know it's like twelve
hours later a lot of swills the other way around. Yeah,
she kind of looks like yeah, all brunettes pretty much.
Really Yeah, and compared to anyone cute. Yeah, how's your pie?

(01:24:33):
She's got darkish hair and she's a woman.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
It sounds fun and she sounds well, she's drunk and
she's not cussing out what he So she can't be
his wife?

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Get well, no, because when my wife. Uh has some drinks.
She's really fun for everybody else except for me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
She does like to settle your hash right, gets to
get she has major beef when.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
She's yeah, you've seen it. You've all seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
It's really funny.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
People and said, what are You're just probably being dramatic
and making that up. No, no, no, it's like she
chooses violence but only me. Yeah, just you, but everything.
Oh my god, she's a fun drunk the best. That's right,
that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. Get through it.

(01:25:29):
Stawa know what I'm saying here. It is the Woodies show.
What Greg Menace, Gina Grant, we got Sea Bass, We've
gotten Sam here, Morgan is here. Yeah, that is the
That is the mission, as always is to get through
this little part of the day and into the weekend.

(01:25:51):
And I think the next thing on the list is
the fail story. I think, all right, I remember last week.
I think we did a pretty bang up job. It's
angelic Friday fail stories.

Speaker 15 (01:26:01):
Here we go, all right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

(01:26:45):
time for your.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Friday fail story. I was well thought they had the
perfect plan, the planet could never go wrong, and then
Somewhere along the line it went from being a great
idea the one big stinking mega uber. Yeah, okay, I

(01:27:18):
mean it's goods all right, Mark, I start with this
one out of Canada, private investigator caught someone committing insurance fraud.
You guys, So an insurance company hired him to look
into a guy who had claimed that he was too
hurt to work and he needed time off along with
an insurance payoffs. So the private investigator they followed the

(01:27:39):
guy to a mountain and clear as day caught him
on video snowboarding down that mountain. Miracle, perfectly fine, no injuries.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Yeah he felt good just that one day. Yeah, what's that?
He felt good just on that one day. Yeah yeah, yeah,
he was gonna call work later that day. Yeah, say
I'm ready. Oh man, what an idiot? Right? Yeah? Hold on,
here's a hey, guys, I'm a private investigator working in insurance.
Fall seaber mounts it and the guy he's claiming an

(01:28:10):
injury and he's here snowboarding and there he goes y,
what his injury? Implorable? Love that? Oh my god, that
would be a cool job to be a fraud.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
And investigator professional snoop.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Yeah, follow somebody around and see him lifting heavy boxes.
You're busted. I have a I have a friend who
I used to work with in radio. He's been a
private investigator now for a number of years. He got
out of radio years ago, probably fifteen years ago, and
he's been doing this. He's got some.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
Pretty cool story and we talked to him. Have some questions.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Yeah, we can get him on the horn. I'm sure
he'd talked to us about it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
I'm sure he's seen some really cool stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:28:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
I think someone who's non confrontational, i'd love to confront strangers.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
The favorite one from all those stories that we've we
reported on before is that woman that claimed that she
could work, but then she was in the paper for
the Christmas tree throwing contests. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. So
here here's the thing. People commenting on the video, they're
siding with the fraud stir what saying that insurance itself

(01:29:15):
is fraud and that companies will do anything that they
can't deny acclaim. You're mixing up the guys, But that's
not what this is about exactly. Yeah, and then you
wonder why your insurance.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Is super high well, exactly true. Kind of like how
shoplifters affect everybody's price.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Here's one from upstate New York where this woman she
went out for a hike. That was her first mistake.
Hiking dangerous and yuck. Yeah, anyway, she lost track of
where she was, She got herself lost, and as she
was figuring out how to get herself back to where
she needed to be, she slipped and fell off the trail.
Now she did have her phone, so she called nine
to one one. The park rangers went to go look

(01:29:53):
for but they couldn't find her. So they're now on snowmobiles.
They're using helicopters, but nighttime hit and they had the
resorts of just looking on foot. Temperatures were between minus
eight and minus twenty degrees and by the time the
rangers found her six hours later dead. The official cause
of death was hypothermia. See guys hiking.

Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
Yeah, well, the official cause of death was hiking.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Well, this wouldn't have happened if she had been ware
on her counter exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
You know what, this is a helpful tip I heard
if you're ever lost in the woods and you only
have a teeny tiny bit of cell phone battery left,
change your outgoing voicemail and say hey it's me. I'm lost.
Here's where I think I am. Somebody come get me
the fine. That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
That's a good one. This next one is about this
thirty seven year old dude in Florida. His name is
Justin Allen and he tried to get revenge on his
ex by smashing up her car with a hammer. The cops,
they were close by, they saw what was going on,
so they arrested him. Here's a little bit of that.
You car, get out of the car. Oh, get the car.
Gell the ground right now. Now here's the thing. Not

(01:31:00):
only was he caught, but it turns out it wasn't
even his ex's car to some random white sug bad Yeah,
dumb ass. And this is my favorite story of the week.
It is also from Florida with this guy. He was
looking for something to steal. You know how college which
steal today? Yeah, And he found a van that belonged
to a landscaping company. It was just you know, parked

(01:31:22):
down the street. So the dude decided that the tools
inside that van would be a great target. So he
started getting to work on that. That's when the owner,
the landscaper, came back and locked this douchebag in the
back of the van. Oh bad guy freaks out, starts
banging on the doors and kept shouting that he couldn't
breathe sure his vans were air tight. The cops were called,

(01:31:46):
and when they showed up, the dude broke out the
menace excused generator and he guesses what he went with?

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Yes, I have a guess. He wasn't stealing tools. He
saw a tool on the sidewalk and was putting it back.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Tools He slipped and fell in.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
Yeah, he saw those tools and he thought they were
his and he was taking them back.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
He said that he was handing out business cards and
that a dog started chasing him.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
For safety.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
That was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Well, your friend has a great story about someone's sealing tools. Remember,
wasn't it tools off the back of his truck and
he hunted him down with a gun?

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Oh well, yeah, So the guy I'm friends with, he
owns like a company does a bunch of like audio
visual stuff, like a TV hung in your house or whatever.
So he had the work truck outside and of course
his house because he sells his it's like he's got
cameras everywhere, right, and he was putting these cameras into
my house. He goes, dude, look how clear these things are.

(01:32:44):
And he showed me this video of this guy who
you know, the alert went off and got the notification
on his phone that there was somebody outside. So he
looked and he saw this guy going through his work
fan where all the equipment stuff was, and so he
runs out there, shirt off, shot gun and in the
video you see him push the barrel of the end

(01:33:05):
of the shotgun right up against the guy's chee where
he's pushing all the fatness cheek up towards his eye.
He goes and the guy's he's like like a whimpering animal,
big bad ass, like trying to steal from people. Gets
out of the runs to his truck and takes off.
As a dude, he goes, Man, he goes, I'm so

(01:33:26):
happy I didn't have to pull the trigger. Well, yeah,
change his life, you know for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
What a beautiful dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
The video, the video is amazing to see that. Yeah,
I keep forgetting. Yeah, the barrel that pushed right up
and he's pushing that fat right towards you so good.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
I want to see the video and I still want
to get one of those guns shot.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Well a gun do you want to off regular? No?

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
Just a regular twelve gauge ten games?

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
I would just sit at. Yeah, yeah, that's that's what
Greg wants. That's what I want. Someone's walking up the driveway.
You know they say, they say a lot of times.
That's all. It takes. That sound and people and when
they hear that, if they're up to no good, they

(01:34:20):
will go the other way. That sound. Yeah. Yeah, a
humming bird crossed my threshold. It was coming right for me.
It comes to the mail marriage. This guy was charged
and taken to fail jail sales. Well, those are your
Friday fail stories, you guys. We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more Friday Woody showed next. Hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Backing a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
My cans are around my do you feel each individual?

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Pump?

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Tomorrow's The Woody Show meet up at Brewery x Anaheim.
You can see the shirts that were giving away on
our Instagram. We're also giving away a sixty five inch
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We are gonna see Dogma Society the band and playing
some of their songs and introducing you to Uh. They're

(01:35:14):
gonna be playing a little free show for us, and
we have some passes to another upcoming Woody Show event,
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(01:35:35):
go to the woodieshow dot com. It's happening Monday, April twentieth.
We're closed the public only open the Woody Show listeners
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we'll announce on Monday while all the details for that
no Woody Show text in. Yeah. So there was a

(01:36:01):
story that I saw pretty good. This thief in Seattle
saw a bike that was unattended and grabbed it and
took off. He did this all in plane view of
a police officer. And this wasn't just any old copy, guys.
This was Officer John America America m e r i

(01:36:25):
c k our m e r i c A John America.
So he chased after the douchebag on foot couldn't catch up.
That's but this random person I guess, and this pickup
uh pulled up and told Officer America to hop in
the back, and they chased him down together. Turns out
a bike guy had a bunch of outstanding warrants. The police.

(01:36:45):
They were so proud of their officer that they got
his bodycam footage and they posted it online while setting
it to the song Fortunate Son, which is which is
pretty I mean, the only thing missing was a bald
eagle in the background. Officer America, Yeah that was that
was pretty good. Yeah. Those police stations, they get really

(01:37:06):
cutesy on their Facebook pages. They may love makings. Yeah,
it's cool when you see these guys getting busted though. Yeah,
I mean time, dude, there's a guy, uh. Police in Fresno, California.
They went to go pull this guy over. Uh. The
car was registered to a guy in an active warrant
out for his arrest. So they hit the lights, it'll
pull him over. Dude hits the gas, takes off, so

(01:37:28):
now you know, high speed chase truck eventually spins out,
hits a curb and they were able to cuff the guy.
Driver was indeed the guy they were looking for, forty
six years old. This was his thirty sixth time being arrested.

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
Thirty six Yeah good.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
He's been in and out of jail since ninety four. Wow.
And his previous crimes everything from drug offences, property crimes,
violent crimes.

Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
Like you, guys, thirty six times you can keep him
in present?

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Oh yeah, thirty six times, dude, imagine can arrested one time?

Speaker 12 (01:38:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
And lessons.

Speaker 9 (01:38:02):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Well, I was listening to a podcast a guy that's
been rested multiple times, and he says the first time,
you're like super scared, you know, like think your life
is over. And then by the second or third time,
you're like, oh, you know, the process really not as
a big deal. Know what you're supposed to do. You
start telling them like, oh no, no, first you're supposed
to get my prints. Then yeah, get the pictures. It's
not picture then princes, yeah, thank you. Yeah, you know

(01:38:26):
the routine. There was a Jet Blue flight that experienced
engine failure shortly after takeoff, forced to turn back make
the emergency landing. After the landing, the crew reports smoking.
The cockpit flight crew immediately opened the doors and a
vacuum and everybody out this slide. Guy. Now here's the thing.
This is what I'm talking about. This is the dream scenario.

(01:38:47):
No injuries reported, everyone on the plane was accounted for it.
It was all good and they got to use the slide. Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
Yeah, that is the dream.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
O fun. Yeah, I know what it was hurt, everything
was cool. Yeah yeah, I mean Greg would have died
just a hard tack. I know two people in the
past twenty four hours that had to go land at
different airports because the weather has been so bad. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like, I don't know, a Greg, would you survive no,
knowing that you had to go to a different airport.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Well, I mean it has happened to me before. And
then they usually like shuttle you or put you on
a different flight.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
I told you. American Airline still believes I'm in Oklahoma.

Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
City, you just bought a house family.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
They have yet to reach out to get me on
a replacement flight. Yeah, they think you got a new job.
One of my favorite stories is when Keanu Reeves he
got diverted to a different airport and then it was like,
I don't know, an hour and a half from where
they were supposed to be, So he just rented a
vehicle and like took everything, Like, who's down, let's go. Yeah.
Jeff Blue released a statement saying that safety is their

(01:39:47):
number one priority and that they're working with the FAA
to investigate what went wrong, what went right? Let's focus
on what I saw an interesting not interesting, but like
a helpful meme. One of these things that you see
that's supposed to be inspirational or give you pause for thought.
It's like, if you're gonna, if you're gonna, you know,
obsess about what could go wrong, Yeah, why don't you

(01:40:09):
ever obsess about what could go right?

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
Yeah, because it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Yeah, And they say, like worrying is like worshiping the problem,
Like are you worshiping it?

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
And then you ever see the ones where it's like
what you worry about, yeah, it does happen, or what
actually happens? Right diagram? Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
But you never, like you expect things to go wrong,
but when when you expect things to go right, that's
kind of expecting things to be, for lack of a
better word, normal.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
Or like you're setting yourself up for disappointment, right, Yeah,
but it's still trying to predict the future, and you
can't do that anyways, So you might as well try
to predict something that's positive versus negative because you don't
know what's going to happen either way.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Yeah, I think I think it's just more about the
balance of thought, you know, like, Okay, so don't just
obsess about what could go wrong. Also consider you know, hey,
what's the best case in that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
Whenever there's a situation, I say, well three things are possible,
the best situation, the worst situation, or just something in
the middle, and.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Move on the other thing I want to do. Uh,
I think I want to bring Greg. I want to
bring menace. This is helical in Vegas. There's a place
called sky combat Ace. Okay, skycombat ace dot com. Look
up this website sky combatace dot com. And you get
to basically do dogfighting in planes like like a top

(01:41:24):
gun experience kind of thing. It's a simulator. No, these
are these are like ex military pilots and stuff like that.
Do this place looks So there's they have a couple
of different things. You get to choose your advanture. They
offer all these different things like there's like there's air

(01:41:44):
to air dogfighting. There's another one that's like just if
you just want to do acrobatics and you know that
kind of stuff you do that like the Red Bull guys. Yeah,
but it's like, hey, have you ever dreamt of shooting
your friends out of the sky? Yes, it's it's like
laser tag, but in the in planes it's not that expense.

Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
Why haven't you done this yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
I just heard about it. You got to get over there,
like literally, just a couple of days ago. I heard
about it, made a note of my phone. Sky combatace
dot Com not a sponsor, but they certainly should because
this looks awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
They have a crazy right along in a stunt plane
for three hour experience.

Speaker 5 (01:42:20):
Yeah, a half hour sounds perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
Zero sounds perfect. No aerobatic maneuvers, yeah, top gun flying.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
The most realistic aerial combat mission experience you can get.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Just wants that vegas plane where you can go up
and have sex in? Well, that that's one fight. Who
wouldn't want to do that in the in the stunt plane? Uh,
aerobatic maneuvers, air to air dog fighting, fly like a
top gun pilots.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Let's kill two birds off one. We'll do we'll fly
like a top gun pilot while having the extra.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Three thirty the world's most advanced stunt plan heart pounding
aerial tricks. Live out your fighter pilot fantasies. Oh my god,
this seems so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
Okay, not to get too psychological, but if you have
air to air combat fantasies, what's wrong with.

Speaker 6 (01:43:12):
You in the military?

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
You didn't watch like top Gun be like, that'd be
kind of cool. It would be cool to watch it
from the ground, like, not to actually experience it. That's
that's for you and I different. Well, Big Time founded
by a veteran F sixteen fighter pilot, fuel by an
elite squad of world class aviators, giving civilians the kind
of flight most people will never touch until now.

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
Can you imagine the CBS length receipt waiver you have
to sign?

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Yeah, those planes so much likens Yeah, and the propeller planes.
See so, Greg, I'll fly us there. Oh god, yet
know what airport they fly out of, but or operate
out of. But we could probably fly right to the airport.
You don't have to like get into a car and
go anywhere, fly right to the airport. I do have
to ask, have you met me. Yeah, but this will

(01:44:00):
be the ultimate in getting you over here, because everything
after this would be cake. That's true. Most recent flight
I had was so damn bumpy. I've done that dogfighting
and it's awesome, so cool. They have one of these
dogfighting experiences in Fullerton and in San Diego and it's awesome. Whoa,

(01:44:22):
I definitely want to do that with these type planes.
Do you have to do those breathing exercises because they're like,
let's see they did. They did say something about it's
plus to minus ten G maneuvers. Wow, that's a lot off.
I can't do it. Wow, dude, I'm telling I'm so cool.

(01:44:44):
Skycombatace dot com if you want to check it out,
so be ready to spew. See that'd be cool. Let's
do like a wood show field trip to that okay, dude,
ultimate live like a kid weekend, right, you can go
to that place where you can operate heavy machinery like
excavators and stuff, and then on the other day we

(01:45:04):
do this, we do dog fighting. Yeah, that is the thought.
That so cool. That's like every little boy right there, man,
And maybe we could find a rage room or and
one of those Tommy gun shooting or you said, if
you want to live like a boy, they also have
at CIRCA they have those bunk bedrooms. That's all the
stuff that you play with trucks. Yeah, you pretend to

(01:45:27):
fly playing stay in the bump bedroom and fripps like
six people.

Speaker 6 (01:45:32):
Why do they even have that?

Speaker 10 (01:45:33):
So what.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Because you're with your boys?

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Yeah that sounds like a menacing Tyler kind of thing. Yeah,
we could go like what grown man? Honestly, like what
grown man would want to sleep in a bunk bed
with their friends.

Speaker 6 (01:45:51):
Even your child? That's still weird, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
What, Yeah, that's kind of weird. You're singing in the
same bed. You're just in the same room.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
They can still hold hands.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
I get. Yeah, we understand how bunks worked out. Okay,
we could go to the Palms.

Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
Are you topers Tyler?

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
Oh dude, I want to die on the bottom. Yeah. Sure,
the proms. They have the bowling room. You can stay
in the balling room. Yeah, sky combat ace dot com.
You can check it out. Yeah, I thought of you immediately. Great,
Oh thank you, because yeah, this is what I would do.
I feeling this is more for people who the next
step would be drinking hand sanitized. Yeah, Woody shows after

(01:46:31):
the show. If you listen to the podcast, you have
a daughter, you want to get in on one of
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seven seven forty four WOODI is what you could do
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(01:46:51):
we were talking about Lynn.

Speaker 5 (01:46:54):
You know, oh yeah, what you're giving up?

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Yeah? So what what are you giving up for that?
Sammy was trying to figure out what he was gonna do.
Did you ever make a final decision on that?

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:47:02):
I went with complaining, which is just like trying. Ooh yeah,
I'm trying not to complain about things, all.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Right, Well it's good. There's no try, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Just do no.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 9 (01:47:15):
But the thing is sometimes I'm talking and then I go, wait,
was that complaining or am I just explaining something? So
I'm still trying to figure out what's considered complaining, what's
considered plain.

Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
Yeah, So I'll stop if I think that that might
be what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Okay, So we were talking about that, what are you
trying to give up for? Lent? This person's left as
a voicemail eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
So this goes to, uh, Sammy. First of all, what's up,
bloody show, I've been drinking tonight. Obviously I would not
be on here if I wasn't. Anyways, I was listening
to The Wade Show today about Sammy spiel about the
lent and about how you know you don't have to
be religious to do it. A nice little way to
challenge yourself kind of of trying not to do things

(01:47:58):
that you're very.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Prone to do, like break vaping.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
And I heard that and I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna try and change a little bit with myself.
I'm gonna try and give up drinking for a little bit.
I never do that thing where like you say you're
going to do it, and you're determined to do it,
but it's just kind of backfires because like to day,
like the entire day during my shift, and like, I'm
gonna do it. I'm gonna give up drinking. I'm gonna
give it up completely, like that's just out of my
system completely. I'm going to continue on with it, and

(01:48:24):
like after an hour or more, I'm like, I'm gonna
do this and completely get rid of it all. And
then I get home, I sit on down and I
look to my hand and I have half a fireball
shot in my hands, and I'm just like, I'm drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
The whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:48:39):
You're not going to start the call by saying I'm drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
Yeah, so that's that's like we've made the joke of
a million times. If thinking about working out actually got you,
and we'd be ripped, you know, eating rite and working
out and doing like we would be ripped, we would
be Tony Horton.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
But when we're doing a lot better. I was telling
Greg the other day, I was going through some archive
footage of just like three years ago. Ye, holy crap,
Like no one told us how bad it was. I
know my skill. I know they told us, but I
didn't realize like how bad I thought. I was looking
at like a c G i AI where we were enhanced,

(01:49:20):
like like big time in the face supper filters. Oh
it's so bad, it was bad.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
Well, I think the thing is they'll they'll tell you first,
and after a while there's.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Like giving up. You get used to it. Yeah yeah,
well you know, and you don't realize how heinous you look.
Yeah you know why it's the same thing like when
you know you have kids, you don't necessarily notice how
much they change, how quickly. It's when you see grandparents
you don't see all the time. It's like whoa, and

(01:49:50):
you're like really, and then you look back at the
b a picture from even a few months ago, and
you're like, damn, there was something growth spurt or something.
It's the incremental chain, the slow incremental stuff you don't
necessarily notice. So you're just inch and up. I know
in out, I just couldn't believe like Greg, like Greg
was fat and then so we were way fatter than Greg.

(01:50:12):
One hundred and thirty two pounds. That was like, ye,
thirty two at that time. Right now I'm to thirty seven.
Oh my god, that's crazy. But that's down, Gina, that's crazy, Greg,
Oh my god, that's crazy. Wow, discussed bitch. I don't know,

(01:50:39):
like maybe six feet tall.

Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
Okay, and what how co are you?

Speaker 2 (01:50:43):
Bitch?

Speaker 8 (01:50:43):
Five?

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:50:45):
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I like the pause.

Speaker 5 (01:50:48):
Okay, there is no good way out of this.

Speaker 12 (01:50:51):
I don't hear to Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Greg was all muscle, Yeah, big round face, was almost
a giant. But you're right, I did see you know
your iPhone shows, you like those memory oh my god,
this day in history kind of stuff. There was there
was a photo oh the guy, uh what what was
his name? The guy who who opened up the chick

(01:51:14):
Flay down the street. Name, yeah, Kenny Shop, Kenny Shop
shut yeah, shot shop. Random picture of when Kenny Shop
stopped by with some chick flake because we said, oh man,
we're so excited about this chick Flay opening up down
the street and he brought buy some stuff. There's a
picture of us in the office with Kenny Shop and
I'm like, man, what a fat, disgusting cap. Yeah, dude,

(01:51:36):
I mean just how like oh my, I know you're like,
how do I delete archive? You know, like my wife
hung out through that? Yeah. Seven seven text us over
to two two nine eight seven more Woody Shows.

Speaker 10 (01:51:56):
Next insensitivity Draining for politically correct World Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's it for the week already,
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(01:53:09):
all right, yeah, it's a curious choice. Thank thank you
again to Disney. We're looking forward to what do you
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(01:53:29):
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom Please, Yeah, dream big,
but nap bigger. That is That is the goal each
and every day. Right Like the minute my alarm clock
goes off, I think, Man, do I do I get
a nap? And when will I be here again? How
much of a nap do I get today? And that's
all I can really think about is when I get
to go back to that dream big. Well, here we

(01:53:51):
are now, it's the weekend. Yeah, plenty of downtime, all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you for giving
the Woodies Show some of your valuable time this week.
You know, love it, Appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys can suck it. We'll see you at
Brewery X tomorrow in Anaheim for the Wooly Show meetup.
Otherwise back here on Monday. Have a great weekend. SMD
Doublem Bye, great Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:54:12):
You mother