FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 24th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Good morning, everybody, morning, all right, today it is Tuesday, Yes,
the most exciting day of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It is Tuesday. It is February the.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Twenty fourth, twenty twenty six. Money is what of that
is Greg Gory? We got menace ye, Gina grand is here,
Sea Bass is right down. Uh, there is Sandy Morgan
is here. Dumbass Tyler, Vaughan bort Menji all in the
house today. You could be a part of the show
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(01:16):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We'll get into the entertainment stuff you
got the birthday is the port of birthday trending news
headlines coming up for you here on this Tuesday morning. Man,
there was a couple of things. Oh, so you know
the people that use the toilet seat covers right rest
always see you always use I never use it.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't think I've ever used.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Really think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's so gross.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
They're not dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I never thought this would come up. But you know
I poop at work only in a mega nuclear emergence.
I'm gonna say a pinch, yes, And I does he
pinch when I don't use the meat.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
I had some study that the actual real sanitation effect
is almost nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, so that's what That's what I was gonna bring up.
So disappointed because.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
When we get here, they're perfectly freshly cleaned, bleach and
still in the water. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'll inspect the seat. I'll make sure there's nothing listening.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
So should you use toilet seat covers in public restrooms
when they are provided? It doesn't matter. Paper toilet seat
covers serve no hygienic purpose. If the seed is clean
and dry, you don't need a paper cover.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, I'll give it. I'll give it a wipe with
a you know, sort of layers of paper first.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
What about like a gym bathroom though, that's where I
use them.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
If what are you gonna get like athletes asks or
something sweat?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
So I feel like that you get some up in there.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well that's not dry. Yeah, that's not dry. Give it
a wipe first. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
If the seed has spots, they will seep through the paper.
People worry about, you know, contracting a disease from a
toilet seat, But that fear is unfounded as long as
the skin of your buttocks and thighs is unbroken.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, who has that? Should?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
You have no chance of getting a disease from a
toilet sun When.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
People say like, oh that it's cleaner than a toilet seat,
you're like ew And but like toilet is just porcelains,
not whatever plastic.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, every everybody was talking about this last week because
it started with a video that was claiming that, you know,
they were doing this the right way. So the big
Internet debate the correct order for showering, which I think
I think we've talked about before. I feel like I
feel like this comes up all the time. I think
the Internet just kind of like recycles debates. Is a
hot dog a sandwich is one of them? Does pineapple

(03:28):
belong on pizza? That's the one that gets. And then
they'll bring up the argument about you know, women in
the toilet sea. Yeah, that that's that's another one. Toilet
will go on top or bottle right exactly. And so
I know we've Yeah, do you tip when you pick
up you know, food from a.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
From a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
But yeah, the correct order for showering, and so this
video claimed the right way was shampoo and rints, wash
your face, apply conditioner, wash your body, and then rinse
the conditioner out. Now, there was an argument from people
that say, well, my dermatologist says that's wrong because the
conditioner doesn't fully rinse off your skin. But what would
be the bad thing about having conditioner on your skin?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, it's moisturizing, not on your face, though.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
You don't want to get a poor clogged.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
If you're man, you're not using condition exactly right.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's like you use this conditioner if you get the
white rain, like three and one.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Shampoo period one just greasy shampoo.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, condition twice in my life.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, this says you can clog your pores
and cause body. Actually okay, yeah, they say the correct
order is shampoo and rints, condition and rints, and then
wash your face and body.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, that's that's almost right, but that's but who cares.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
You're to wash my face twice because I feel like
the first time gets it ready for the actual wash.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
They do say no, no, dermatologists, big product dermatologists do
say you're going to cleanse double cleans, which means wash.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Your face twice.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh yeah, I didn't know that was the thing. But
do it feels like okay, the second time it's actually
getting in my skin.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
What Yeah, I don't know it's actually getting in your skin.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
The first time is getting all the gunk off of
it on the surface level. And then I'll like use the.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Are you talking about makeup?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, because I don't really wear makeup.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Like taking makeup on. I always shower.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
And I washed my I'll do shampoo and then I'll
wash my face and then i'll do conditioners and then
i'll wash.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Like we should just be happy that people are showering, nicky,
there are some people who are just not showering.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Shampoo and wild. The shampoo's in my hair, soap up
the body, rants get out, in and out in about
three minutes. Yeah, maybe minutes. Anybody can conditions.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
The thing that takes me the longest. I think of
the whole shower process. So washing my hair and my
body is one thing, and.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Then brushing your teeth.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's the brushing of the teeth because I do that
in the shower, and that's what takes the longest. So
if it was just going in there washing my hair
and my body. I'd be out of there, like you, Greg,
I'd be five minutes.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I used to brush my teeth in the shower, and
that was also the longest longest you do it out
of the shower.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
You know, I wouldn't do that because I don't want
hot water in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Regular regular sink water.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
You know, it's all the same water, right, does it
come from different places like hot desert.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah? True.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
I just like being in a shower for an hour
because it just feels.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
So I kinda I kind of retract what I said
or the grief I gave you, Morgan, because because well,
I'm thinking about like a shampoo, I'll put the shampoo
in and I'll leave it there. You do the rest
because I feel like it's doing a better job, and
it is, and it has more time to work.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
It's like setting in.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's true, because I do that.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
You know when you go and you'll you'll get your
hair cut and then they'll they'll wash your hair right,
so they'll they'll they'll do a good job of the
shampoo part, but that conditioning part, like did you even
do anything? Because they take the world's tiny spit of
conditioner they rub in your hair and immediately rinse it out.
Did it even have did it even have a chance
to grab onto the hair?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
The conditioners? What needs to say?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
That's what you that's when you leave the conditioning and
then do your body.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I don't do conditions long hair.

Speaker 8 (07:07):
If you have short hair, you should not leave it
in long because it's not supposed to be near your
roots at all.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's only supposed to.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Be on the last half.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Hold on, scientists, seavest is conditioner real?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's not even a fan.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
I honestly have not resed done any research on this
because it doesn't apply to me whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
We'll ask Adam Sandler in uh and Billy Madison leave
your hair, thinky.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
And by the way, this is exactly why the Internet
keeps bringing this stuff up. I just said, who cares?
Kid's another one of those dumb arguments we keep and
here we are we're still discussing it.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, well guess what radio has been doing this forever? Internet?

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Yeah yeah, this, yeah, is conditioner real?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It is.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
It's moisturizing, so if you have dry hair, that's why
you put it in your hair, right, And it's also
like a detangler. Like if you try to brush your hair.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
And you don't condition it.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
Good.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Look, I don't do lotion either.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
No people will that your body. Your body creates everything
it needs. You don't need to be adding stuff unless
it's a real, actual severe medical literally cracking in a
real pinch.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Like if if I do have like a super dry
spot or whatever, but then I put the world's tiniest
dab on it. You see the tiniest down.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
You didn't even I mean, it's like you just scraped
the top of my hand lotion.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
You didn't even squeeze it.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
No, no, just the tiniest dab anything. That's a first
knuckle game.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
My dermatologist told me, when you get out of the shower,
dry off a little bit and moisturize right away, because
that's what I want when I get to I want
to feel greasy and wet, exactly like the lotion give me.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
That's when you need a robe. You can't just put clothes.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
On right after that because I can hang out before
I come to work.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Let's let the robe then suck up all the lotion
that's just hanging on your covered.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
It gets three am on a Tuesday, get in your
robe some coffee?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
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Speaker 2 (10:03):
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Speaker 4 (10:03):
If you know what I'm saying, All right, Well, got
the The birthday is a portal birthday coming up here
in a second. You know, for every celebrity who gets canceled,
there are a number of others who just seem to
get away with stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, Like, so that's about Marshawn Lynch. He has like
he has numerous to us. Another one that was probably him. Yeah,
and he's still on every commercial.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I'm just thinking, like, you know, from my own personal experience,
not not getting canceled per se, but getting fired.

Speaker 10 (10:31):
Right.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, I've worked with some real weirdos over the years,
you know. I mean I've been doing this. I've been
full time on the radio for over thirty years, and
I've worked with him. I mean, there was a guy
who got busted stealing the stuff, like taking the station
issued laptop and other things from around the radio station.
Bring it to the pawn shop. Oh cool, you know
to uh, you know, to get drugs or you know whatever. Right,

(10:52):
that guy never got fired, weird, but just plenty of
other examples of people doing stuff where I'm like, how
do you mean out? Meanwhile, I mean I've been fired
for stuff like a contest that I got approved through
the company from the general manager, and then when a
person complained about it, they go we didn't know this
was happening. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Like?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Meanwhile, like I had crazy good ratings.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know, I work.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
You could say, well you wanted about me personally, but
I worked really hard. I put a lot of time
in you know, care and to the show. And I
consider myself to be a team player.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I got fired for a contest that they approved. Meanwhile,
this and by the way, this is the same station,
same company that just turned the blind eye to the
guy selling stuff at the pawnshop.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
How how you get you get somebody and you.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Know, let's uh the politics thing. Okay, so you have
somebody who you know says something you don't like. Was
it with Gina Karana?

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah, well she well she ended up suing Walt Disney
and got a settlement in her favor.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
So well, I mean they she got the.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Settlement because Disney wouldn't want to take the time, the
expense to battle it out.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm sure they don't want They don't want to uncover
what she could say about them too.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Well anyway, you know, so they just it's just dumb stuff,
you know. But these guys are something about Chris Brown.
It's crazy that Chris Brown survived because it wasn't like
the stuff that happened, you know, way back in the day.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
And the Riana thing is just a tip. Well it's
the big.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Part of the iceberg. But he has done so many
other things. Yes, and he was just arrested in England last.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
And like beat up a loved female celebrity.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
But yeah, and many other people.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
But yeah, people can't wait till heat praise and buy
tickets to his stupid show.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
They spend the insane amount of money for his mean greats.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Right, So these are other examples. That's all right up
about this. These are examples of celebrities whose bad behavior
was just swept.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Under the rug.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Although this first one they mentioned, I wouldn't say it
was swept on the rug. He did go to prison.
Mike Tyson, I was gonna say, Mike Tyson, Yeah, but.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
I think it was the drug deal, because remember there
was there's a famous clip of the one anchor in
Chicago who was being a dick and asked Tyson he
was there for some event and said, you know, that's
something about having a convicted sexual offender and blah blah blah,
and Tyson.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Went off on the dude, what he is.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
He's a convicted convicted of rape in nineteen ninety two,
spent three years in prison, but then after that he
was able to continue his boxing career, and you know,
obviously has become a beloved celebrity. Yes, for sure, you know,
hangover all the other things that resurgence.

Speaker 11 (13:14):
Yeah, in prison, he was having sex with the prison guards.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yes, it's a show.

Speaker 10 (13:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Book, okay, So other examples of celebrities whose bad behavior
was swept under the.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Rud Mark Wahlberg, Oh, that girl beat people up.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
He just beat someone up.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
When he was fifteen, he and his friends harassed a
bunch of black kids, throwing rocks at them and calling
them names, including the N word. At seventeen, he violently
assaulted to Vietnamese Americans while they were high on PCP,
again hurling racial slurs. John Lennon is on their list.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Might just be his wife, John Lennon, I don't recall
what he did.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
In an interview back in nineteen eighty, he fully admitted
to physically abusing women. He says, quote, I used to
be cruel to my women and physically any woman. I
was a hitter. I could express myself and I hit.
I fought men and I hit women.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Imagine John, that's mister hippie dippy himself.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, John ham on this. When he was in college,
he and his frat bros. They were accused of violently
hazing a pledge who claimed that he suffered a fractured
spine and nearly lost a kidney. An assault charge was
eventually dropped and a lawsuit was dismissed, but the chapter
of the fraternity was shut down. Not that it was
his idea, but Vince Neil from Modley Crew. He was

(14:33):
driving drunk members of the band Hanoi Rocks. They were
in his car and Vince crash, killing their drummer. This guy,
Nicholas Dingley. He paid millions in restitution but never went
to prison, then continues to live a pretty decent life.
And then Pete Townsend, another celebrity whose bad behavior was
swept under the rug. He was arrested in two thousand
and three for using his credit card to access child

(14:57):
sex images.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I did not know.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
He claimed he was doing research as part of a
campaign against child pornography.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
When he goes to the brothel.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
I wasn't looking for directions here, I was looking for directions.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
How to get away from here. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
He was put on a sex offender registree for five years,
but continues to tour with the Who.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
I have no idea that crazy people will say. Yes,
you do grow, especially men. We learn our lessons. We
do very dumb things. It's like for the Marky Mark stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, when you're a kid, I get that.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Once you're like a millionaire driving drunk and put whatever
he had and you kill a guy.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Who was who was uh?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Who was Barbara Walters And it was Sean Connor.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
So there's like.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
Charlie yeah, yeah, she was doing an interview.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
And I got a slap a woman, right, you talked
about because it was you know, it was a different
time was.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
It used to be? You know it's in movies. You
could look it up.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Hysterical, get a hold of yourself.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
You'll shake in a small open hand, preferably instructions.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Even now, I mean because it went it went from
that to the Chris Rock saying I won't hit a woman,
but I'll shake the crap out of one.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Now you couldn't even make that comment.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Now now, I'd suggest that we go to therapy and
talk it out.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Thank you all right?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Time for your birthdays and your Portero birthday by gonna
shiver because it's shy and you know you don't do.
And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Edward James,
almost the first American board Latino ever to get an

(16:35):
Academy Award nomination for Stand and Deliver. He lost to
Dustin hoppin his you Know Brain mans a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
It was in Miami Vice.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
He was Felipe Reyes on Mayan's MC and fun fact,
he's the one that killed my.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Character off with a double barrel shot. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
He's a cool guy man, he was super nice. Edward
James almost is seventy nine years old today. Also from
Mayan's MC, he played Marcus Alvarez, the leader of the
Mayans Motorcycle Club. He was also on Sons of Anarchy
Emilio Rivera. He's sixty five. He's not really good friends
with U with Gabrielle Glass.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Gabriel brings him out to a lot of his stuff,
brings state anyway. Billy Zane our what friend are close from?
Still on a hunt for He's the a Hole and Titanic.
He's been in a bunch of different stuff Billy Zane
is sixty years old today. Dominic Chianesa. He was a
junior soprano Tony's uncle on The Sopranos. He's a ninety five.

(17:32):
That Demra Joe Rupp Kitty Foreman from that seventy show
The Mom, She's seventy five, Floyd Money Mayweather is forty nine,
Mayweather Junior is forty nine, and O'sha Jackson Junior I
live son.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
He is thirty five.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Today's Porner birthday is Violet Myers and Today's Birthday Girl.
She has been smashed more than grapes at a winery.
That's a live on three hundred and eighteen fine films,
including When You Wish Upon a Penis. She was in
Violets Verifiably good Vagina. Also my best friend loves sharing

(18:07):
her husband. She was in Jumping for JUG's Joy. Also
busty camgirl black Moult blackmailed into losing her virginity to
obsessed fans.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Oh my god, that's wordy dangerous.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I like the way that one rolled up. But this
one's good.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Who could forget her?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Unforgetta role in No Birth Control Cream Pies, Oh, Volumes
two and three. That's Violet Myers who is twenty nine
years old today. No birth control cream pies when you
wish upon a penis here was nice. That's a Violet
Myers who's twenty nine years old today. Metroporto Birthday, Your
celebrity birthdays and that is a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Look. Oh, what's happening around the War with entertainment here
on the Woody Show Show. Hi, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Hey it is the Woody Show. Got a new term
I hadn't heard about before. This is this is a
real thing, you guys.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, so it's called gram neesa gram nea gram Neesa.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Gramneesa is when grandma and grandpa completely forget what it's
like to have little kids or even kids, and so
they're constantly criticizing us right about raising kids and you
know you're doing.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
This wrong or yeah they put their two.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Cents in there. It's like, wait a minute, I live
with you, raised me. I remember what that's like. Yeah,
it'd be like a menace your mom, like all of
a sudden.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Like, oh, you know, relax, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Yeah, you take everything so serious.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, you know, just just let them, let them go
out on dates, and you know just what a block.
You know you should do just buy them a box
of condoms, you know, just just as long as you
know that you're educating them and making sure they're safe.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
You're like, wait, mom, you're the one.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
That tried to tell me that any any sex at
all with a woman, no matter how much production, she
would get pregnant. What are you talking about? Revisionist history?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Sometimes I think they go, you know what, it's not
my problem anymore, so I don't have to deal with
it if something goes, but.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
It's it's it's tough in a room where you know
nobody else has kids, you know, I mean you I
get it a little bit with the with your steps.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I've seen it a lot, especially when he was little.
It's like, excuse you, to my mother, what are you
talking to? Kidding me?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah? Advice, I say, where was this? Where was this
kind of attitude?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Well, my son was you know, having some issues, you know,
with school last year, and my mom was like.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, well, you know, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa hold on?

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Where was all of this defense for the child involved?
When I was his age, I was shipped off to
boarding school.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah exactly, you know, or where was.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
This understanding attitude at that point.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Totally, and that's that gesia. I've seen it with my
husband that the grandparents were diving all over the kids
because we thought he got hurt. And my I was like,
you let me finish a baseball game with a broken wrist.
I didn't believe.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, or like, oh, no sweets in the house, honey.
Mateurials was the best thing that we had. But meanwhile
we go over there and like they're coming home with
cookie crist exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
It's like a bakery.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Yeah, is that the only term we have because I
learned one other one?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well, yeah, that's the that's the the graand niche wise, I.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Think it was. It's funny.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Did you hear this one? Heard from LeAnn Kreischer? She
posted like Chrysler's wife, Yeah, chopol Ganger.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh yeah, we've been talking about that. Yeah, we talked
about that. Yeah we did.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, like the Uglierle gang.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
Maybe maybe I have grahamnesia, but it looks so funny. Yeah,
somebody that's chop Banger.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah we talked like ganger.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah, like your doppel gangers. Who you look at, your
celebrity who you look most like? Yeah, celebrity wise chopel
Ganger is like the busted version.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Of when I was much younger, I was I used
to think I was Ashley, Uh Judge choppel Ganger, like
I was the ugly version.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
She was hot.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
By the way, this uh, this gramnesia thing. The result
is that adult children are becoming so fed up and
resentful that family relationships are suffering irreparable harm because they
get so mad at their parents.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yea iPhone anymore? Yeah? What do? What the hell? Yeah?
All right?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody. Text over to two
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Speaker 2 (22:26):
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Gina grad has got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
A lots going on. Well, the Mexican Army still doing
battle with the Hallisco cartel after they took out their leader,
El Mencho on Sunday. According to new reports, over seventy
people died in the gunfire between the security forces and
the cartel members.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Sounds like you should be like a Jewish superhero, El Mensho,
because they say he's such a mensch.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Well, you're absolutely right, and Greg, I'm just talking about
a guy. Their president's name is Shine Bob.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, so yeah, it's very strange interesting El Mensho.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Yeah, what a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, that guy, Yeah he is.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Meanwhile, things are still crazy in Portavarta. The most of
the city is still on lockdown. Two thousand more troops
have been deployed to that area and flights in and
out canceled by most of the big airlines, which means
tourists are stranded at the resorts and some essential businesses.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Sounds awful, right, Yeah, I would hate it would be
pretty well stressful, yeah, under that circumstance. Yes, so when
people go, man, you know, I got stuck. There was
Tom Sigura and his wife.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Yeah, they went on some trips somewhere and then the Caribbean,
and then there was that thing that was going on
with Venezuela, so all the flights got you know, on pause.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, they got to hang out for like a day.
If it was just a flight issue, I'd be so happy.
I mean, duck, they weren't complaining.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Well, there's video coming out of like fires and smoke
all over and people on their.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Phones by the pool.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yeah, that's you know, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I saw a lot of videos dudes on vacation and
they're like out in the streets. One guy was like
right across from that Costco where you know, explosions and
gunfire being He's like, oh, well, I don't know what's
going on over here.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Like, dude, get the hell out of there. Inside what
are you doing.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
I did check in with a friend yesterday who has
a place in Cabo. Cobo's fine, but he said, what
sucks is you know all these innocent people that get
pulled out of the cars and then the cars are
set on fire. Yeah, he goes, you know how hard
it is for some people to get a car in Mexico,
and now it's just like they have nothing to do
with this, and now their car is gone.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, you know, I mean, you know, like get in
the cars, a pretty big purchase.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Well, let's talk about the nor'easter. That's the blizzard finally
moving out. It's been causing tons of travel delays. More
than thirty inches of snow fell during the storm, with
at least five states reporting two feet of snow in
the biggest snowstorm they've seen in years. More than ten
thousand flights were canceled. All major cities along the Northeastern Corridor,

(25:24):
stop public transit for the day and menace. Just to
put this in perspective for you, the storm was so
bad that door Dash suspended operations in New York City.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
And you damn you would starve.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Yeah, that's how we know it's serious.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Rhode Island got a year's worth of snow in one day.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Insane and they get snow. But this was the largest
snowfall in the history of Rhode Island.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, yeah, God, in a single storm. Yeah I believe.
Yeahs yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
I gave this a quick mention. But again they're saying
it has to do something with the golf of Mexico,
and there's like the current has been so weak that
the weekes has been in sixteen hundred years, that this
whole East Coast thing with the weather is not going
to stop anytime soon.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Well, as of this morning, things are slowly opening back
up at the Airport's still it's just ft Boston Logan
canceled over a thousand flights yesterday and over four hundred
already today, and they're expecting things to be back on
schedule tomorrow. But we'll see. Oh here's a fun fact.
Do you know the difference between a blizzard and a snowstorm?

(26:27):
Mount part of it?

Speaker 7 (26:28):
One's actually cold?

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Sure? One sucks more. I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
A snowstorm is just exactly what sounds like. It's it's
just a lot of snow. But a blizzard has to
have winds of thirty five miles per hour, higher visibility
of less than a quarter mile, and conditions that last
for more than three hours.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
I thought it was going to be like based on
the amount of snowfall.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
No, I guess you can just have a thousand feet
of snow and it's still snowstorm if you can see.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Well, Nick Reiner made his first appearance in court yesterday
after his pre vious lawyers suddenly quit the case. Reiner
pleaded not guilty in the stabbing death of his parents,
Robin Michelle, and is set to stay in jail with
no bail.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
He's thirty two.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
He's facing two counts of first degree murder with special
circumstances of multiple murders, and the Los Angeles County DA
spoke to reporters and said that since the case is
eligible for the death penalty, his office is looking seriously
at all circumstances, including previous concerns about Nick that the
family was raised, and Reiner's set to appear next in

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court in late April. But again, why does California care
about the death penalty?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Right? Why even mention that? Yeah? I always get confused.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
There's no doubt that he did it right, right, we
all know that. How do you get to plead not guilty?

Speaker 5 (27:41):
I guess the reason of insanity?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Is that like a set up for by reason of
mental health issues in whatever club?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, most people do because then it'll go to trial,
and at least you have a chance if somebody sympathizes
with you or whatever the case may be. You plead
not guilty, so it goes to trial. Does it just
go right here?

Speaker 5 (27:59):
There are the three choices in California, just regular prison
death row which you stay on until you die, or
a mental hospital like a mental.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I would think, so those are the three options.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
But I'm just saying, if I'm on that jury, he's
gained death by crazy eyes.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Crazy well after Robert Carrodine. I know this face will
look familiar if if you've looked him up. He passed
away at the age of seventy one.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He was known.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
His biggest role for me anyway, Lewis Skolnick and Revenge
of the Nerds.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
You know they keep on saying Lizzie McGuire. Yeah, yeah,
but saying famous before.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
That, Yeah, for forty years. You don't know about that.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
No, he's bigger from Lizzie McGuire for sure.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
For it depends on your age old, it's.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
All about Lewis. Dude.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I'm not seeing one frame of Lizzie maguire. I'm willing
to bet there's a bunch of other forty nine year
old men. Yeah, they're not seeing a frame.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Of Lizzie McGuire.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yes, that's what you Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, yeah, for you, yeah, but then for.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
You know guys, yeah, even that young dude.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
He was seventy one, saying, but for the guys my age,
the frame of reference would have been more more Revenge
of the Nerds, because at least there's a chance you've
seen that.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
But this way, I didn't know he ever acted again
after Revenge of the Nerds a while.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Okay, that your season, Yes, a special?

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah, time you were you born?

Speaker 9 (29:22):
Eighty seven?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Okay, that's all eighty sevens out anything anything past or
before the nineties. Yes, have you seen those posts where
it's like, what you were you born? And they say nineteen.
As soon as they say nineteen, like it goes to like,
you know, like an old time picture of like a
woman's churning butter.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Like a pioneer, because the other ones to go, what you.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Were you born two thousand and two, and then it
moves on to the next person. Anybody says nineteen anything,
it's like some really old timey black and white black.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
In the early seasons of Er, Robert Herrodine guessed it
as a dog like a visiting doctor. And there he
is doing a scene with Anthony.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
I was going to say, do you know why?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
And I was thinking about it. Anthony Edwards, who was
equally nerdy in the movie. He went on to do
top Gun we Are He wasn't pigeonholed as this dorky nerds.
Well he was always pretty cute, though, was he though?

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, that was also the good old days for nerds
and dorks losers.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, it wasn't like now it's like everything else.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
We got to pretend it's cool, total, like it's fine,
totally like your cause playing is cool.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah, it was not like that when we were growing
up at all. Well, this is really sad. His family
announced his passing on social media, saying he took his
life after a two decade battle with bipolar disorder. And
your girl, Hillary Duff, the two of you.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
She paid a little tribute on Instagram, saying there was
so much warmth in the Maguire family. I always felt
so cared for by my on screen parents. I'll be
forever grateful for that. Deeply sad to learn Robert was
suffering and he had two kids and kids. Olympic skier
Lindsay Vaughn, dude, this is crazy. She finally went into
detail about the broken leg she suffered after her crash

(31:08):
on the ski course, so she put this video on Instagram,
saying she finally left the hospital after two weeks, and
that she had reconstructive surgery to fix a bunch of
fractures in her leg.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Well, she said that she also had these.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Complications from the injury, which meant that there was like
bleeding and swelling inside one of her leg muscle compartments,
and that leads to pressure building and squeezing the muscle
and the nerves and the blood vessels.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Basically, if it.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Isn't released, you lose the limb or you die. So
she credits her doctor for saving her leg, and so
the only reason he was there was because she had
that acl torn from the Olympics. If it wasn't for that,
her doctor wouldn't have been there. She might have end
up losing her leg. It was just one of those
damn happenstance things. And you know, the true crime buff
in me is dying over this story. Michelle Lynn Hundley Smith,

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her name is everywhere right now because she's that thirty
eight year old. While she was back in December of
two thousan and one, she left her home to do
some Christmas shopping at Kmart. You know, just as you
do totally disappeared.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
You remember Kmart, Sammy?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yes, okay, weird, I agree to text. Sammy forgets there
was life before two thousand and one.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I know, refuses to believe there was life. She was born.
I'm saying, she refuses to believe it existed. Sammy.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Was kind of like head injury. It's fine because I
hit my head when I was a kid multiple times.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Came was like Walmart, but just yeah different Walmart.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
K yes, I know, minder Race, everything before.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Blue Light Special, Yes, thank you, the Cafe Cafe, pretzels
and frozen Ruled popcorn.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Okay, dogs, listen to this.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
She was shopping at Kmart for Christmas presents two thousand
and one.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, biggie.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Well, she disappeared and this massive search turned up nothing. Now,
twenty five years later, she's been found living a totally
new life at an undisclosed location in North Carolina after
officers got a tip about her. Her family has been notified.
They say they are relieved. There shocked, different questions where
the hell she went?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Leave shocked and angered.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
And here's the thing, Well, you can be that way.
Clearly she didn't care. She was doing everybody.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's true. She wanted to start a new life. I mean,
everybody's had those days.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
We're like, man, I just want to disappear, get me
away from everything and everybody dead.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Good for her, Good for her?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
But was it she disappeared in two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Wow, she had a good run, right, she doesn't care.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, we cared.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
She wouldn't have left in the first place. And that's
the thing.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
We still don't quote unquote know why she disappeared. But
like you said, she was just done with these people.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
She pulled the rip cords like I'm out taking herself
out and you know, pulled a carrotine or whatever.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
She she just wanted to start up and.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Left and you know, went into like her own self
imposed this protection program exactly.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Left a note for the family. They didn't didn't want.
She don't care. She wants away from this. Why i'd
be pissed and not relieved. Well that's your problem, you bitch,
Yeah something.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
If I'm her, I'm going so yeah, oh you get
your note, stay away. That's what's going on, all right,
Thank you very much, Gino grad.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
What was the story right before.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
The the missing woman?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
The uh lind Lindsay Vaughan's like, dude, so this guy
that I know just lost a toe. You know my
friend one, Oh that's right, one did lose a toe.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
He lost it. You know.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
This guy won and like he ended up in the
hospital because he had something going on. And then they
found out that he had like these like cancer spots.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
I thought he went in for like plantar fascy itis, right, and.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
So they're like, no, man, and then I guess it
was so bad like it was he had one one
of two different and the better option was to take
the toe.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
To I don't think it was the big toe.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
You want to see a pictures a picture, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Apple party trick. Now you whip out your feet. Yeah,
it's a good conversation starter.

Speaker 9 (34:52):
I know someone that happened to her finger and they
just cut off.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Oh yeah, it's the one before the pink, the ring.
I guess that would be the ring toe.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
And so in this situation, though he didn't have to
go through chemo or radiation or anything like that, you
just go, okay, you have.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Cancer, We're going to cut the toe.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
I happily sacrifice that toe.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so check it out. He had a
thing going on with his finger, and when he went
in for that, the doctors found a type of skin
cancer under the nail. All the good news that was
completely removed. There were you know, it was it didn't spread.
All the tests came back clear and he needs to
follow up the doctor. But everything is under control. Blah
blah blah blah. So why he's taking care of that.

(35:36):
His wife and his son, you know, are like, you know, hey,
what's going on? And so he gets sat looked at
and then it was this whole thing. So dude, it
was like all that. They had to take two surgeries.
They had to cut out lymph notes from like around
his like groin area and just the toe and then
and then took the toe. So he's been recovering for
a while.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
He's been off of work and everything else. But yeah,
that's the toe that had no roast beef. Right right?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Oh yeah, this will piggy w into the market. This
will picky went home, this will pay, this will okay,
the next one that will pick win. We right, that's right,
that's right, all right, thank you, thank you very much. Gina,
got it more.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
He shows next, hang.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Right back.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
All right, Okay, here's a question off the off the
text for you, Morgan.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Okay, has dumb asked Tyler? They said, question that's on
everyone's mind. Has dumbass Tyler accidentally walked in on Morgan
while she's been in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Oh you know what's embarrassing. I have already walked in
on him.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Oh my god, because it's you ever the door right,
and I still don't think he locks the door.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
But it's like the bathroom door was closed. I didn't
even know he was home, so I was like, oh,
why is this clothed?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
All good?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
I thought maybe it's stung, and so he was trying to,
you know, keep it in there. Thankfully, his boxers were on.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I don't know what he was doing, so he wasn't
on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I guess he had just showered me, okay, was he
like lotioning up? Is he was looking down and doing something.
But the second the second that I opened the door,
and and it's like a sliding door to pocket door.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
I can see through the glass. It's about time he
got to his feet to get to a this thing
is going on.

Speaker 13 (37:30):
He's just sitting there like a slug letting her explain.
I had just gotten out of the shower.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
So what were you doing though, because I walked.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
In and I don't I was literally like taking yourself out.

Speaker 13 (37:39):
No, I was getting the sleeves out of my shirt
to put it in. Okay, but inside out?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Are you one of those people that shirt? It was
inside out? Yet when it comes to my laundry sometimes
I'll just leave it in the basket, dude.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
So I'm very particular, as you can imagine, Right do
you do this? So when you take off a pair
of socks, like I make sure before I throw them
in the hamper, like they're right side out.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Shocks Like never, Yes, I'll do it with shirts and.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Shirts, okay, all this stuff because like when I inevitably
when I get my uh what you what are you doing?
Will you just come on in here? God damn Christ. Yes,
like everybody's looking through the window and mens like, what's
the what's the what's the miscommunication? What's not to understand

(38:27):
about this?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
That's universal. Do know what language you speak?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
But yes, everything has to be what's the term right
side out?

Speaker 10 (38:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Right?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Because my my kids will throw stuff in the laundry
and I'll be a nice dad and I'll go to
help them out and I'll pull this stuff out of there,
like every sock is inside out, every shirt is.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I'm like, I'm not doing this, Mario. Every single thing.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Drives take everything, because then you're just gonna have that
makes folding fould Nobody likes to fold.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Do you fold?

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Yes, because I would just say, fine, your your closes
are getting folded inside out, then.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I mean I've done that. I mean just hold on
you guys.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Don't wash your clothes inside out?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
No, No, I do. Yeah, I know a lot of
people do jeans. I know that it depends that.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
The only time I will do that if there's like
a you know, like a cheaper T shirt or sweat
that it has like a logo or some kind that
they like, uh you know, heat transferred right, Yeah, you know,
because that's the way it keeps it from you know,
getting all screwed up. But just on a reg like
this solid color, black long sleeved T shirt that I'm
wearing them, that just gets thrown it.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, I always put my things inside.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
You do it on purpose?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah, every single thing? Yeah, the same?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Wow, But the bathroom thing real quick, I find it strange,
especially if I have somebody over at my house and
they walk down the hall and to use the restroom,
and I hear the door go click that they locked it.
I think, do you think I'm going to come in there?
I know you're there, the door is closed, somebody's in
the bath I'll do that if the door is closed,

(39:57):
if the.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Toilet is too far away from the door, I'm gonna
if I can't.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Like really, I think if a bathroom door is closed,
someone's in there, I know not to open it.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
It's also living in a house with kids just don't
respect closed.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
It's just mindless. Like you know, I don't think day
in the front of the building, like I don't have
to use my key card to get in, and I
still go bring it up to the It's just habit.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Although I have to say, Greg, when you live with
somebody like I don't know, a husband or a partner
and they locked the bathroom door, it's like, what do
you think of Anna sea that I haven't seen?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Did you see Did I see Tyler?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah? Naked?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Well no, he had boxes on, thank god, like regularly.
I saw his stomach, so you didn't sure.

Speaker 13 (40:43):
I will say the lock for the bathroom door is
a little flimsy because it's a pocket.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I actually did look at it this morning.

Speaker 12 (40:50):
But.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
We'll go back. You didn't lock it, though I thought
I did. I did, But either way, I don't think
it sounds like an invitation to me lock it. Another
bathroom question. If you're home completely alone, do you close
the bathroom door? Now? Never? Yeah? Interesting?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I used to not, but now I do because you
never know when someone's going to come home type of thing.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
I think I think that might be it, because like
I don't know who's but what if you're home on
a wood casion, the family's out of town and there's
no way they're going to Just.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Like, psychologically, do you shut the door?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Kno, your family?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
When you say it that way, I want to say no,
but I probably do.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Really interesting.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
I think it's just I think it's just a habit.
I think it's just like you know, oh, I'm going
to the bathroom, close the door without thinking about that.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
It's not a consciousness.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
I for sure know that I'm home alone, no one's coming,
then I'll just leave everything open.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah, I missing with the door open?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah? Why do I like it so much? I don't know?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
It's weird, right, did you bring uh oh here one
little piece of laundry news for Sammy. Okay, So you know,
first there was the powdered and the liquid laundry Church,
and then tide pods came around. I don't I don't
like tide pods well because I don't like them because
of the I have the front loading washer dry. Yeah,
you know that have the door in the front, like

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like you're supposed to put the detergent into the old drawer.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Thought, no, you don't have to.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
You can just throw the type pod right into trust because.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
I don't think because they're water efficient, I don't think
there's like enough. I feel like there's not gonna be
enough uh water, Yeah, exactly. Like if you have like
an old school where the lid is on the top,
you can throw it into like a big tubble water. Fine,
I think it will dissolve better. I just don't trust
it's going to dissolve properly.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
That's how I do it, and it's fine.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
So I like to see, like when the washer starts,
I like to see the SuDS pressed up.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Against the I feel like it's working better activation anyway.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
So then yeah, then you have the tide pods and
Now there's something new like a tied evo, which is
concentrated waterless tile with six cleaning layers that activate in
cold water. And they use these minuscule fibers to clean,
creating soap without liquid or fillers.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Winter kids. Tied ev oh, tied So.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
Do you put that in a in the regular That's
all I have.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
That's all the information I have.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
The only reason I said to the side because I
know Sammy's horny for laundry.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Their their slogan is so idiocrasy. Tied evo detergent, entirely
made of clean.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Cool all right, Sammy researches. Do I need to put
it in the little tray or do I just throw
it in with the wash?

Speaker 9 (43:21):
That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think it's
similar to a tide pod tile.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Oh, and then the question I had for for dumb
ass Tyler, did you bring sand to the beach to
the Woody Show event on Saturday?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Because we had.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
I know what you're talking about, because we had women
that were showing up to meet Tyler and then you know,
apparently he brought somebody.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Now I had not. I was one of my friends
that I hadn't seen in the ears. You can't.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
You can't show up with a woman to an event
where there are women coming to meet you. They're gonna
be they're gonna be, like, not intimidated.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
But they're gonna be. They're gonna think, oh, came here
with somebody.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
Like she was with you the entire time.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
No game followed along a little bit. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, when you introduced her, you go, this is my
good friend.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Up that sounds like girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Dude, I'm an idiot in this arena when it comes
to the whole like, you know, dating stuff, and you
know what, huh.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Even I know you go do that? Dude? Yeah, I
mean god, I'm trying to fumble this. We're trying you.
It's how hard we're working for you. Yeah, and how
much time we're putting into this, all right? And does
it benefit us? No, you didn't.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
I say a month before the event on the air,
I said, he's going to fumble this and bring Sam
to the beach.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
And what does he do? Well?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Can we talk about the fact that the day before
this is an exact quote, he said, this whole thing
revolves around me tomorrow, right, And I told him I
don't think so. Wait what was the exact quote.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, but he you don't get it.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
He's being he's being sarcastic.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I don't think no, he is.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
It was it was completely sarcastic.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
He's being sarcastic.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Some people haven't picked up on it. Well as long
as menoicos so and not Tyler.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
So despite the fact you brought sand to the beach,
I didn't like. But did you talk to chicks like
I did? I talk to people?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
And how that go? Numbers?

Speaker 13 (45:10):
Uh So if I'm talking to someone, I start off
on Instagram because I've had people when I give them
my numbers, they just blow up my phone.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
I'm all right, yeah, Morgan, just change numbers.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Here's laughing because she's seen you with your shirt.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
Here's another thing that we keep on bringing to the
table behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
He keeps on addressing it as people. I'm like, dude,
are you bisexual? My god, Like, if you are bisexual,
then just let us.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Know I'm not you double your options? Yeah, that would
that would make things easier. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not
so well girl or woman?

Speaker 7 (45:45):
Yeah, you keep on saying people understed people.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I guess, okay, Well, you got Instagram, but you didn't
getting numbers. No, I'd like to keep it on Instagram.
Are you They don't blow them up. I like to
talk to y. They don't blow them up. Honestly.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Are you sorry? Are you like conversating with people? Are
you a little bit? Has there been in a conversation
since the event?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
A little bit? So what's going on? I don't think
it's just a little bit like I've been working. Like
that's a reasonable answer. I mean it just happened.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yeah, you know, yeah, but you love texting?

Speaker 11 (46:20):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Why not give me go to bed?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
He'll text me in the middle of the night like,
oh what do you watch him? Texting me?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Something coming from your TV? I was like, hold on,
that actually sounds pretty cool. You guys are gonna be
cuddling Sam.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
No, it's only I'm telling you ladies, live with someone
if you're interested, and then you'll learn real quick if
you are not.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
So you're interested in Tyler, I don't think that.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I might have been before.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
But hey, all well keep this upject. Are you all right?
Knocking yourself off the walls?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Calamity Jane.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
He's not doing well.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
The Woody Show. All right, welcome back. So did you
hear the the news that horn star Bonnie Blue She
says she's pregnant. Yep, after having unprotected sex with four
hundred men. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Now after that marathon, she told us Weekly the potential
for pregnancy was quote a problem for another day. Well, well,
not a problem now since she doesn't collect DNA samples
from any of those dudes. Good luck finding out who
the dad is.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I mean, what of it? Let me come on, what
are the odds that she keeps it?

Speaker 14 (47:38):
Well?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
And would you.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Want one of those dudes to be in their kids life?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, she'll be waiting outside the doors of planned parenthood
like people behind a doorbuster sale. Like she probably got
like a frequent punch card, you know.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
Yeah, why would she announce it if she wasn't going
to write?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Definitely for us to be talking about her exactly, even
if she's going to keep it or even if it's not.

Speaker 14 (48:00):
It.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
The state of Tennessee, they've got some of the strictest
anti abortion laws in the country. Yeah, and there's a
story I was reading about how those laws might get
even harsher. According to the reports, there's been an amendment
drafted that would seek to impose the death penalty on
women who have abortions and that they be charged with homicide. Now, again,

(48:23):
the bill it's not scheduled to be considered. This is
just a draft. It's it's not law, at least not yet.
It's just the fact that anyone would waste any time
trying to push this in the first place.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
That's that's the jokemaid.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
But let's just say, like for the sake of argument,
that the bill does go through, it would remove legal
protections for pregnant women. It would classify harm done to
an unborn child at the same level as an assault
on a person who was born and walking the earth.
It also prohibits all types of abortion, meaning that there
are no exceptions for rape or incest. Like, it's just

(48:56):
no reasonable thought. So get an idea of just how
strict a to see is an abortion. If a physician
is caught performing one, this is current law, it's considered
a Class C felony and can result in them to
fifteen years in prison.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
This is like a dystopian sci fi movie that's just
so disgusting.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Can you imagine trying to give a woman the death
penalty like but like, like of all the things that
are going on and all the things that need corrected,
and thank god, right, you know, like this is what
we're going after, even if it's just a draft that
will never you know pass.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, who's even bringing.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
There were there were times, there were times spent you know,
trafting this in the first place.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Now I don't know the entire law. So let's say
live in Tennessee and not everybody has the means to
like get out of town and go do this. But
if you do, do you get punished If you go
back and they find out.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
There was policy uh that they did talk about that
it goes with you.

Speaker 7 (49:54):
Yeah, so if you went to another stay.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Yeah, it's it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
I mean, what are the what are the chances? I mean,
are people actually getting prosecuted?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I haven't heard of it. Or is it just more
like symbolic to.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Make the the you know, the the politicians who are
pandering to you know, the religious whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Although I do love the story from a few years
ago where that pregnant woman fought her uh traffic ticket
because she was driving in the.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
And she goes, well, which.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Is it baby or is it just me?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Well, people always say, well, you know, I'm meeting for two.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Right exactly, so talking about doing something for the principle
of the thing. I love him court yep, because she
was the cop said there was only one person in
the h O V lane. She goes, oh, but I
thought Nars state it was.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Two people, and Scott Peterson got convicted of two marchers.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
This is a funny text. Nothing says pro life like
the death penalty.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
That's exactly.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Irony.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Yeah, so Well said there was a man years ago.
I remember reading about they actually crunched the numbers to
look and see driving skills of women pregnant women, and
then there's a difference between being pregnant with a boy
and being pregnant with the girl, and the women drivers

(51:14):
just in general weren't as great.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Don't don't get mad at me. This is what this
is saying. Okay, I'm just saying, weren't weren't so great.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
They were extra bad if she was pregnant with a girl.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Hilarious.

Speaker 9 (51:29):
I've actually heard that.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
Yeah, women that's pregnant with a girl because their hormones
like get so high. They have extra estrogen in them
because of that and they're all over the place.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Oh Like there was nothing about like, oh well, if
you're pregnant with the boy, you're gonna drive a little
bit better. There's nothing that said that either to be fair,
to be fair, But I thought that was extra funny.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Because he was like, all right, so funny, y know,
driving as.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
A woman, you know, not great again according to the
numbers whatever they were looking at. But then you're pregnant.
The woman was pregnant with the girl. They're extra terrible.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
And then Sammy just backed it up.

Speaker 9 (52:05):
There are extra hormones like get doubled.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
I'm gott And don't get me wrong, these are not
my words. They said they also get extra fat if
they're having a girl. Is that how you can tell?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
It's not my words?

Speaker 8 (52:16):
So it's science again to MENACE's point, they think they're
having a girl. If you're having a girl, you'll hold
it wider, and if you're having a boy, you'll hold
it more.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Outright, I thought it was lower and girls are higher.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Yeah, like boys more like a defined basketball like baby, yeah,
I see yeah, and girls nothing more weight, but just
like you look fatter.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah, look, but you sure know a lot about babies.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, I have a lot of friends who have had babies. Yes,
and we are into another new hour.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
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Speaker 14 (53:04):
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Speaker 2 (53:26):
I'm trying to pull.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Up this, uh, this email, this song yesterday, Oh yeah, this,
this is a this is good. This is a good
Woody Show helped usk question.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Okay from carry Okay, hoy, whatody show? Hoy.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Carrie.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Been a long time listener of the show and I
love how you guys don't sugarcoat things and give your
honest opinions. This last week I heard Sea Bass ask
a should I be the a whole question about an
email that he was writing. I have a similar question
to my own situation. Our house is a track house,
so you know, like a subdivision. You know, they're all
very similar, right right right, And our kitchen windows line

(54:03):
up perfectly with our neighbor's kitchen windows.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Yeah, I'm like, why do they do that with those?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
So that we can see into each other's houses. The
very first day and when we moved into the house,
our neighbor came over to introduce himself and then asked
us to keep our blinds closed because they didn't have
blinds on their window and he didn't want us to
see into their house.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Excuse me your problem.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
They have a bay window, but no curtains or anything.
Apparently the tenant before us kept the blinds closed all
the time. We decided not to keep our blinds closed
twenty four to seven like he requested. We open them
when it's light out, usually around nine and on the
week nine am. On the weekends, closed them when it's dark.
Still ran he still has nothing covering his window now.
Last week he wrote us a letter about repairing the

(54:47):
brick wall, which should be on us, and he also
wants to share the cost in adding an additional three
foot fence on top of the existing wall to block
the view between our houses because that'll look good. Arent
wall of Friends might also have to be replaced instead
of just being fixed because it's over sixty years old.
My father in law says that having a fence or
even an addition above six feet is illegal.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
I'm debating whether to look into getting a permit if
there is such a thing, and comply with our neighbor's
requests so that we don't have to deal with them
or see them, Or should I tell them to do
something on their own on their own side of the fence,
since they're the ones who want it. Also, what if
we can't get a permit to increase the fence height.
My husband thinks we should tell them to shove it
and get blinds, especially since he's been a little condescending

(55:33):
toward us. I'm not a big fan of confrontation, and
I like the idea of having something blocking the view
of them, even though we don't mind it as much
as they do. I'm wondering what your thoughts are about
the situation. Uh me love that is a carry.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
That neighbor.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Dude, Like, if you don't want people looking in your windows,
get blinds.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
And I hate when as a renter long term, and
I hate when people say, well, the last tenants did
this way, so if you could just go ahead and
do that, like, no, bitch, new sheriff do that.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
Majorly weird with the blind situation, I get though, blinds
are expensive, but.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
If it's that important to you responsibility.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
I was joking because I'm like, well, they are super
expensive for blinds. But the other thing is, you know,
if you're willing to spend all this money for the
fencing to increase the fencing, that's odd.

Speaker 10 (56:24):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
I mean, if it's permitted and you know, and if
you're down to raise the fence, then I say go
for it.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
But if that's not an option, you can't get blinds.
If you can't add to the existing brick wall that
sounds like it's between the two houses. You can't add
something to the height of that. I'm sure you could
skirt the issue by in front of it, like on
your side, you're looking at the brick wall right before it.
Put a couple of posts and like some nice lumber across,

(56:51):
and that's not technically part of the fence. I'm sure
there's ways around that, so it's more of a structure.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Or you could put whether like tall skinny trees like those. Yeah,
people use those to block views.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Those are expensive too, though.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Yeah they are, but it will look less tacky than
a fence on top of a wall.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Well, what else is not expensive? A bar and a
piece of fabric for the neighbor who's bitching, right, just
get yourself a little curtain.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
Buddy, is a good place to get blinds, costco and loves.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I would tell this neighbor to go himself.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
SAME's the nerve that the.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Nerve of that day. It's his issue.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
It's his issue, and once you comply with that, he's
gonna have lots more requests. Oh and you know, thanks
for doing that. By the way, when you guys cook
with onions, it kind of bothers my You'll never hear
the end of it with this guy.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Don't do it.

Speaker 7 (57:42):
This is why you shouldn't talk with your neighbors. I
never got that.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Note is so awkward. I don't know. It's a good question.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
We're asking, like, are are these people owners or renters?
They what they said owners? If they're trying to they genet.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Yeah, yeah, why would share the cost and what?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah? If it's yeah, you're right, if if you're renting,
that wouldn't be your cost and it wouldn't be the
landlord's issue either they like, you deal with it.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
You don't have that annoying neighbor by and install one
way window tints so they can see out but he doesn't.
Nobody else can see in.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
But some of that stuff looks so like it looks
like a mirror.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, it does that. Yeah, that looks like it would
belong on a car. Yeah. That looks hell of.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Trashy, like they have like the window of like inside
a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
When it's like that's like the man, you know they're
staring at you just ghost them.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Yeah, you can't ghost him you live right next door.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
Yeah, but I wouldn't reply to anything they said.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
No.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
But that's the thing I think like that. That that
that's the that's the pussy non confrontational way I think
you have to. You don't need to go back and forth.
You need to have a just you need to have
a definitive conversation saying, hey man, this is the last
time we're talking about this, and then you can ghost
them last time we're talking about this.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
You need to get blinds. That's it. I'm not offering
to anything else. I'm sorry, but there is no other
option here that is your property. If you don't want
people singing into your house, then this is just the
way that the buildings were built. The structures are here.
This is you problem. You gotta get blinds. That's how
we're gonna say, hopefully, see you later.

Speaker 11 (59:20):
Hopefully. Yeah, but then that's a little part of it there.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
But I'm just saying, like, hopefully it ends with that,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
But if it doesn't, you've said your piece. You've given them,
not like this wishy washy whatever you give them, definitive,
I'm not doing anything about it. This is your problem,
and then you can move on. Then you don't have
to say I get it.

Speaker 7 (59:41):
Like I'm not saying you, but I'm just saying sometimes
people like that conversation. They like the drama. Yeah, they
liked it back and forth so they can share with
the friends, like, oh my god, my neighbor. But like
it's just so annoying that sucks to deal with.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Yeah, yeah, well, look, everybody everybody's there's always one neighbor
on the block who everybody wants to get rid of totally.
And if you can't think of one, you're the neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
The place I lived right before this house. It was
a four plex, and right when I moved in, the
woman upstairs goes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Hi, it's so nice to meet you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Just so you know, when when we shower in this building,
it's like really loud and like sometimes my water doesn't work.
So I'm gonna we need to exchange numbers. And when
I take a shower, I'm going to text you S
ten That means shower for ten minutes. You are not
allowed to turn on any.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Of your faucets. I turn them off.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
That's what I'm saying. Well, because that's what we did
with the last person.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
That's how this starts.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
It was a nightmare. Do not give in to these people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I know speak English. But when they design these houses,
they need to design them for living. Like you said,
the track houses that have the kitchen windows. Couldn't you
somehow come up with the way to so typically this

(01:01:04):
is what they'll do, even if it's two, because typically.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
In a subdivision like that, they'll have say, four different
types of houses, right, four different elevations when they call
them right, yeah, floor fence, whatever you want to call it.
And even if two, even if two are right next
to each.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Other, the mirror images.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Usually the front the front will look different. But what
they'll do is that they'll flip. So if the garages
on the left side, I'll stay on the one house
and the left they'll put the garage on the right
side of the other one, so it's not exactly so
in other words, I'm sorry, Yeah, they don't do it
where then the garage is on the right side, so
that you have those two windows facing each other because

(01:01:42):
it's on that same side of house. They'll do it
at least they'll flip the floor plan so that it's
not something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
The other thing I hate about the way they design
houses or townhouses, especially when you go out on the
back patio and there's usually a divider wall between the
two decks or whatever, and they angle it all the
way down to the railing, so you're out on your
deck and oh, high, neighbor, you're right, Why why can't
you make it at a right angle, like when you're
on a cruise ship balcony you have like a wall

(01:02:09):
on either side of you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Yeah, but problem for you, I'm like, yeah, so dumb eight.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Seven seven forty four, What if you got a thought, Yeah,
we're all in agreement, right, just tell the neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
To all yeah, it's his problem. So I get so
you like your curtains open.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
There's a little gift card. Yeah, yourself blinds.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Yeah, sign them up, dude, go online and do all
the stuff for uh, you know, blinds, to go all
the different places and it'll get all this junk mail
about blinds.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Yeah, just keep sign them up for everything. I sure
am interested in some more information.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Tell me more. Speaking from experience, Venis and I can
both say there's a certain company. I won't name it.
Three day blinds. You need to win the lottery.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Yeah, I had to take out a jumblelone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Do you even talk to him?

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
But no, I never I never got blinds in the past.
I was a three years. I've had to get blind
for thirty two windows good yeah lows. And I moved
into a brand new house once and yeah that was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
It's one of those things you don't think about it totally.
Oh dude. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
If you're buying like a new build and they say, hey,
well you know throwing blinds as part of the build,
say yes, yeah, never.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Say no, I mine came.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
I've never done this before mine came with plantation shutters,
and I realized how lucky I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Oh yeah those are millions.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Yeah, yeah, idea, Yeah those are expensive window Yeah those.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Are those are really expensive.

Speaker 10 (01:03:35):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
But yeah, we were We were in a in fact,
it was called a home in a hurry, right because
we went to and it was a newer subdivision and
they had already built this house. It was within like,
you know, a week or so of being completed, and
so we didn't get to pick any of the stuff.
So it wasn't fun, you know, other than but like
my wife had just had our son and we were
moving new job, the whole thing. It's like we just

(01:03:57):
had to get something quick. I'm all right, this this
is great. We wanted to be in, so I got
this house. We were in such a rush. Didn't even
think about that blinds thing. Yeah, think about like oh yeah, Brent,
there's no refrigerator, there's no anything, you get to go
again all that crap. Yeah, that was a root awake
an they're offering them take them. Yeah, it's like old
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a text

(01:04:18):
over to two to nine eight seven. In fact, uh,
Gena and Greg have a question we're gonna get to
and then maybe everybody listening can help.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Please. Gina and Greg kind of along these lines.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
With, uh, well, they're they're not in a situation together
on this They're they're each something. They're each separately going
through the same thing, right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I wish it was together because then we could both
just no.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
I thought, even like I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
To do it to you. Oh no, God, I hope no.
All right, that's next on The Woody Show. Hangings the
Woody Show. We'll be right back Woody Show. I just
we could discuss it more later. But just to follow
up on the house stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
The email that we got, the woman's got a neighbor.
They just moved into this house, and the neighbor, who
doesn't have blinds on their window, said that they need
to keep their blinds closed so that you can't see
into their house.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
It's like, well, just get blinds man.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
And she one of the you know what we thought
how they should handle.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
It, then get she hates confrontation. Yeah, it doesn't like
competition anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
So the listeners, everybody on the show, we all said
they need to tell this neighbor to suck it and
that it's there. It's their own problem. Other people have
been sending over some other suggestions of what they can do.
One person said, and what do you think of this idea?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
You can get frosted vinyl off of Amazon and place
it on the window.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Oh I knew Greg would have stained glass window because
it's the seventeen I hate, like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
Shrinky.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
The only time I think that stained glass looks cool,
he's in the church, right, And even then you're like, really,
no that I get haven't we moved on from this?
That's the church thing that makes it fits that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
But when we watch these h G TV shows like
I love the stained glass, I'm like, oh, burn that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
To the ground. That doesn't belonging a home. What's the
other one? We hate, Craig The style of house Victorian
Victorian houses.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
Like big birthday cakes, Yeah, yellow who lives here?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
The monsters, Victorian tweety Bird's grandma lives huge homes. Oh
they're awful. You know, James Bond has a license to kill.
If I had a license to bomb, I would bomb
but all Victorian house.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Geez, but Victorian houses they look big, but then you're inside.
The hallways are narrow, the rooms are tiny.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Like people were small.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
And that's the thing about all those old houses sucks.
You have to gut them off and make them modern
on the inside. They can look crappy on the outside,
like an old crappy Victory.

Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
I think, like Victorian San Francisco style are massive, but
I've been in like the Victorian, like New York. Dude,
those things micro no, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
And then those dumb old Victorians back in the old
timy days when they were built, cars were huge, and
yet their garages were tiny.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
It took up the whole garage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Oh, they're the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
That's because only men were driving back then, and they
had no problem getting that big boat into the garage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah they were. Yeah, they weren't worried about their wife
taking a mirror off.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
And then there's always I'm kidding ladies, that dumb cond
apartment just for the phone, like the phone needs Oh yeah, yeah.
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
So we answered that question, and I said that Gina
and Greg they're each individually going through something, but it's
the same situation problem, right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
And whether whatever advice we get, I don't know if
I can follow it because I hate confrontations very much.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Same like Greg and I are basically the same the situation.
So I'll tell you mine and then yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
How to break up with the friends.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, so we're all we hear all day, all night
about you know. Magazine article was like, how do you
break up in a relationship and a boyfriend's note whatever?
How do you break up with a friend that you
just don't want to be in your friend group anymore?
Like you don't want that person around as a friend.
It's much more complicated. I think that an actual relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Breakup because it's not just you and this person. This
is exactly at the group.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Exactly, and they're a pain in my ass. I've I've
had it. I have a long fuse. As you guys know,
I'm not like quick to like, you know, write people off.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
But what's the main issue. That's they're the hard.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
They're incredibly I don't know why, I don't know what
it is, super super nice like in our friend group
and then says something really issuy to me specifically every time.
I don't know, she's got a fake Yeah she was,
She's got like a I got like a target on
my back with this one person. I don't know what
I did. I don't know what the problem is, but
I'm done dealing with her. I'm done. I'm getting the looks,

(01:08:58):
I get the eye roll, like there's always like and
not like my friends are super funny, Like if you're funny,
I'll laugh at anything at my expense, I love it.
This one just says like stuff that is just ru Yeah,
I'm done with this person.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
This person going for a decade.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
We used to be one on one friends, but over
the years that's that stopped. And so I just don't
even want.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Did you bring this person into the friends.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Gu And and how do I tell my other friends? Like, look,
you do what you want, and I don't want to
cause drama, but if we're all going out as a group, like,
let me know in advance, I'm not going, like I'm
done with this person.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Oh so not even to hang out in a group together.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
I would rather not That's how I would do it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Then just tell your friends that you actually like, like, hey,
if you want to hang with her, cool, But I'm
not gonna be.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Hard, so I don't ever have to tell her anything specifically.

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
I mean, is she contacting you at all to hang out?

Speaker 10 (01:09:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
One on one sometimes like hey girl, and I'm like, nah, no,
she has no idea. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
She seems pretty oblivious to me. Are you comfortable enough
with her to have a one on one conversation and say,
why is it that when this comes up you aim
everything at me?

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
I did that like five years ago, and I was
told like, I was, like, you're being exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Here's a couple of solutions. Uh, this one on the
text fighter?

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Oh yeah, okay, can I help an organize my proxy?

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Bring your to sparring.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
I'm dealing with right now, Gina. Every conversation turns to politics,
and I'm so over it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
How do you shake a friend when you're an adult?

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
It's so difficult and so great and I don't want
to have the direct conversation. Is that what you're asking?
Because that means the thing?

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
I mean, I guess that's an option.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Like the answer is like, hey, look, you know, how
do you do the breakup speech?

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
The same?

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
But you would have a breakup with anybody else, like
tell them why something's not working for you, and you know,
and at least even if you say, like I'd rather
not hang out anymore, you've had that conversation, and so
when you don't show up for the group thing, they'll
get the hint like literally.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Say I'd rather not hang out with you anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
That when something the next time, because if it happens
all the time, the next time they start you know
yeah and you know getting after you or whatever that
is pison. You go, hey, can we talk about this
really quick because this is this is driving me crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
So wait until it happens and address it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Because it happens all the time. Just wait, wait a minute,
because if her response is you're crazy, that doesn't happen,
you could point it out the minute it happens. See
like right there, you didn't pick on anybody else but me, Yeah,
and this is what I was talking about. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Or even if it's like where you're all hanging out
as a group and she does something like that, text
her afterwards saying, hey, uh, you know, hit me up
when you have a couple of minutes to chat and
they go, hey, you just want to point out like
this has been bothering me for a while today blah
blah blah blah blah, and then give her the example
from that day something whatever the thing that was, it
just happened.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
That's good, right, and then so that way it's established.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
And then when she ultimately says like, oh, you're just
being sensitive and then bye, bitch, I guess I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Saying exactly then, so I don't I can't write.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
That would be okay, okay, certainly I'm not important enough
for you to care what I'm telling you. At least
I have that, like, hey, I could have just I
could have just ghosted you. But because of our history
or whatever I felt history, I wanted to explain this
to you at least bring it to your attention if
you weren't aware of But apparently you are aware and
just don't care, so and then then you can that's easy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
I'm going to write that down. Apparently you are aware
of it and you just don't care. I think that's kind.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
That's it, all right, are you? I do you know
that guy John breaks bad news?

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
I would love to do that, you'd be so because
I don't care, Like, I'll call somebody for you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Greg, I think I might need that. Yeah, I have
no problem.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Calling, like, hey, apparently you've been like a thunderbitch to Gina.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Gina doesn't have the nerve to tell yourself she's she's out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah, no no.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
More, no more hanging out anything you'd like me to
pass back to her? No, okay, cool?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Take care.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
That would seriously be a win win for me because
I don't have to do it and it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
But then you could never be part of that group
again with her there.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Yeah, but I don't want you anyway, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
If you don't care, I wouldn't mind breaking bad news.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Oh that such a good job.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I mean not the mode John's lawn. Well, right, but
you'd be fine with it. You like comfort, Well, you
don't like competition.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
But look, there's Walmart, there's Target. Like I'm sure you
know John, John's the professional whatever. I'm just somebody. Yeah,
the competition has never made anybody worse, right exactly, John, Yeah,
like it just it kills complacency, Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's
the antidote to complacency.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah. I'm in a very similar situation. But it's not
a friend group. This is just a one on one
and we just we didn't have a direct falling out.
It's just been time and distance where we really have
nothing in common anymore. I recently found out that he's
been bad mouthing me behind my back about ancient history,

(01:13:55):
stuff about like my divorce and this, that and the
other stuff. That was when I fou found out he
had been saying. It was really hurtful. And I'm at
the point now where for the past Oh, I don't know.
I want to say two years, Hey, I'll be in town.
Do you want to hang out? And I have to
concoct some sort of oh, really, see you know town.
The day that you're in town, Oh, next, okay, cool,

(01:14:16):
I'll hit you up next time. The next time, same thing. Oh,
that's the weekend. I'll be somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
You're already actively avoiding them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Yeah, And it's like, do I finally just say, you
know what? Can you just stop trying? Yeah? You know,
but I don't want to do that. I don't want
to not not him.

Speaker 14 (01:14:35):
No, No, it's a long time. Yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Can we make suggestions people?

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
We don't like that you hang out?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
We vote. Yeah, I've done the same thing with that
guy like you just wrote down. I've maybe told a
white lie here and there like oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
I'm going to be And I thought it was no.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
No, no, no, no, this is another one. You basically just
want to make it official. I kind of want to
just say stop trying. Yeah, you know, damn, but I
also can I just don't know how. And we've been
friends for I want to say, thirty years. Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Wow, it's very weird. That'd be another fun game, by
the way, where like we all get to vote who
Menace has to break up with as a friend, or
like who Gina has to break up But then you
just pick who is somebody in your friend group and
you need to tell them who they need to stop
hanging out, and then they have to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
You would hand me a book of rocked on a
couple we don't like I did.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Greg seems to track the world's most annoying women.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Oh yeah, you know what they called fag hags fruit flies.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Yeah's say there was another one that I heard recently.
I was like, yeah, you know, I fits. And then anyway,
there's a love you myographic and the more obnoxious loud
over the top of Naxos.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
They find Greg and we have fun.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
Yeah, exhausting.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
The most recent one was, oh, I've.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Never heard of this one, a flame dame.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Just like now, there's another one that I heard recently
I'm like, oh, that was a new one.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
I hadn't heard that one before. I'll find it god.
But okay, can I just ask you real quick? So
you heard through the grapevine as this person was saying
saying something bad about you. Now, I just want to
ask the person that told you this information. Are we
sure this is not something that that person wanted to say,
because sometimes that person will say say some stuff just

(01:16:39):
around another person.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Say so and so said it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
But yeah, but it's really them saying.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
That's a great question because that doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
Need to verify that is possible to verify that, because
I know plenty of people that will I never back
with another person in the room and just so they
can say, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Yeah, I just had to give never thought about that.
I just had to give this advice to my son.
And my son's sixteen, so, like, you know, kids are dicks, yep.
But he's got this one friend and he's just an instigator.
I said, dude, you got to stay away from this
guy because he's playing both sides. He's telling the other
person in the friendship, oh well, you know you're talking
about him like so, like you know, he's a let's

(01:17:18):
say like it's me, Greg, Menace. This is the these
are the three friends involved.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Right, I'm I'm the the model man. Yeah, the middle
of each other.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Yes, I believe Menace and blah blah blahlah blah. You
know what Mena said. Mena said blah bah blah blah blah.
And then we can you know, commiserate or whatever. And
then you know, Greg would tell me something whatever, and
then I goes as he meant, can you believe Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
You know what Greg said? George?

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Right, Yeah, So they're they're you know, they're they're pitting
him against the other person, and like all the drama
is stemming. It all comes from the same person. I said, Dude,
that's the person you got to cut out. Guy's got
to go because they're the one, Like they're they're fuel
is the drama.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
They live off of that. So they're just keeping it
and they're playing all sides so that you'll like confide
in them and tell them some they can then turn
around and tell the other person.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
So you got to cut that off.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Yeah, got to cut it off all together. Verification. Greg. Yeah,
that's a great point that you brought up. And I'm
now thinking that I need to have Woody just call this. Yeah,
I'll do. We have a list we'd like, you know,
But what's it like?

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
But what what is the most annoying Like, what is
the most single, most annoying element of this?

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
It sounds like for you, is they keep contacting you
want to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Hang out with Like, yeah, honestly, that's what's annoying me
the most. Like have you not gotten the picture that?

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
But like the reason why, Like what's the main reason
why you don't want them? Kind of because people that
you know, there's a problem with you, if you're cool
and whatever. But what's the one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Thing that I have? This one friend who turned you
off also friends with this guy, and he no longer
talks to him anymore. He said everything was great many
many many years ago. Today we're just no longer friends.
We're not compatible anymore. There's really nothing to catch up on.
There's nothing that I really can care to keep in
touch about. So it's just nothing really happened.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
It's just that you're not growing apart gracefully. This You
just can't shake this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Yeah, exactly. And it's kind of like, what what are
you trying to preserve? There's nothing to.

Speaker 7 (01:19:13):
Have another guest.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
This guy. Yeah, is it this guy? No, I haven't
talked to that guy, ag already. I like that. That
guy's fun. He's a party.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Yeah, that guy's it's amazing. That guy's still a lot.
It's a miracle. He'll say it himself, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
A miracle a homo honey. No, that's not it. I'm
trying to think of the other term. I don't remember
what it was that you just heard.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Yeah, man, I didn't tell Greg right away. I don't
think that would have been like thinking about like when
I heard that, I remember thinking, oh, that's a really
good one. Naturally I would have just called Greg immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Yeah, told him about it. Fruitfly homo honey, queen bee,
fairy godmother.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Here's what I've never heard for guys that hang out
with lesbians A lesbi oh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
A lesbro'. That's that's pretty good. At four, Wooding hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven. Got any thoughts for for Greg or Gina
in their situation? Although there's a lot on this is Yeah,
just like, what are you doing? I know that's tempting
and you know it could be a new bit. Yeah,

(01:20:23):
we'll get double use out of it, you know what
I mean. It solves your.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Problem and we have great content.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Yeah, we get some we get some content out of it.
Yeah right, Yeah, it's like John breaks bad news, undercutting edition.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Yeah. I probably have a heart attack though when the
day came.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Or let's just reach out to John breaks bad news
and set him on it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
That's yeah, he already knows how to do it. Yeah,
and he does not care.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
No, it's great. Yeah, I too much.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
I'm same.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Oh, he puts the G in Garcia. So call sports yea, Hey,
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a match at the Sphere in Las Vegas. It's going
down September nineteenth on Netflix. I don't know who asked
for this fight, but I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Watch it and I'd love to be there. Actually be
kind of a vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
At the sphere, and I guess it can't get any
worse than like Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
I'm Jeff g and that's your so Cal sports Hi
Jeff the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
I had another great idea to kind of add on
to the whole, like I'll call Greg's friend, I'll call
about to be former friend. I got no problem with that.
What if we had it? Oh my god, Hey, baby,
how you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
You were lighting the blow?

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
So Greg's car? Done being your friend? I don't know,
tell you dragon the latest number.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Yeah, that's all good, all right, it would be awesome.
It would be funny. I don't like Chris, he's like
a hitman.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Rather, I think I like it for mine.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Baby said, got bad news, Gina, don't want to be
your friend no more?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Why are you always being a bitch? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah, Now she might try to dig some information out
of your friend about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Her issue with you.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
I'd love to find out what it is, what's going on.
I'd be even better.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Yeah, so we said breaking bad news.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Nice, I like it is your friend Gina married? Yes, okay,
so it's not a jealousy thing like, oh, I wish
I was married. Oh, she just really wants my husband.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
You know something else that's not totally on the same topic,
but something I definitely adopted that what he has been
talking about. If they don't reach out to me, I
had reached it out to them many Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
I saw Yeah, I saw this right around New Year's
and it was like on social media a lot it said, uh,
call who calls you, visits who visits you?

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Yeah, and then everybody else you know helps you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
That makes a lot of sense because for the longest time,
and I've gotten I've gotten good at this over the
last handful of years. There were like a number of
people where I was the one always making the effort,
always reaching out, and then I just I ended that
and just a lot of areas of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
If it's not whatever it is professionally, uh, personally, Uh,
whether it's just you or in a relationship, if something's not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Working, end it. Yeah, didn't stop wasting time. Didn't you
literally delete numbers? Yes, Oh I should see I was
considering that or just change it so don't pick up. Yeah, well,
because then you know, uh, if it's somebody who's not
listed in your phone, is a name, it does that
whole thing where it screens, it doesn't even ring.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Yeah, I just think, you know, it just thinks that
it's a it's a spam call, Yeah, a robo call.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Right. And I still have people's numbers who have passed away, correct, Yeah,
because I feel guilty about it. Yeah, those those those
I kept to leave that. Yeah, if you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Only reach out to who's reaching out, who's going to
reach out?

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Oh, it's like a catch twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Two no, right, if you only reach out if I
reach out the last four times, Yeah, it's got to
be a two way stream.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
Well, if somebody never reaches back out to you and
you ghost them, they're not going to know the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
You know, they clearly don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Right because like they're just waiting for you to do
the one, to be the one to reach out. It's
like in relationship, so there's always the person who has
to initiate any kind of sexy time, right, Like the
other person wants you to, you know, initiate from time,
you know, remember show some interest.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
A millionaire matchmaker with Patty Stanger was the millionaire matchmaker.
She always tells women every you should initiate every fourth time,
as opposed to like never an issue, not waiting around,
but like remember like if he's done a few times,
we go ahead and take charge.

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
I am caught up though, in a little situation with
with this starting sexy time. No, no, not calling somebody back.
So I was like, okay, I'm going to stop reaching
out to this person. And then I ran into them
at an event, okay, and I'm like, okay, you know.
It was just like we're we're like friends again, everything's cool.

(01:26:32):
But I go, I'm still not going to reach out
to this person. And at the event they were like
talking mad smack on somebody. And then I would say
three months later, they did this whole social post on
how awesome this person was, and I go, you were
talking my ear off for like an hour, how terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
This person was.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Yeah, Now there was there something going on at that moment,
like people have, right, like you have like a course,
you know, like you might be fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
With your or your wife.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
It doesn't mean that you hate them, It just that
day moment, in that moment, or maybe you're going through
a rough patch.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Yeah, Like I really, I honestly I don't know what
the real story is behind that. But then that person
who I said that I would not contact unless they
contacted me has tried to reach out and I have
not replied yet.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
So I'm like, damn, what do I do?

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
I know, like, I didn't really like that social post thing. Also,
I was already not calling.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
You right well that whole thing contact, who contacts you, call,
who calls you. I just wish that I could avoid
the confrontation with this particular friend and have him figure
out that I'm not reaching out to him. Okay, it's
like you do. Here's another question.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
I'm really excited about the idea of calling people with
bad news, like breaking up with somebody who's just like,
you know, talking smack on Gina in front of her.
Like I would have no problem calling that person. I
kind of want to do it, but I don't want
to mow John's lawn, right, But why does.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
He why does he get a corner the market? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
Like you said, like somebody saw somebody saw seven eleven.
You're like, wait a minute, it's not like a well,
that idea is off the table.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
Would you consider the seven eleven a quick trip inside
the store?

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Social circle k.

Speaker 7 (01:28:18):
This is how you do it properly. You reach out
to John see if he wants to collaborate. If he's
not interested, hit him up then you're fine. Or just say, hey, man,
can I be like a guest on your on your podcast?
Can I call someone with some you know, some news?
I mean yeah, I'll reach out to him show yeah, yeah,
hit him up, all right, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Down to clad. If if you're not involved it, it would
be so much easier, like if you're doing it on
somebody else's But if you're doing it for your own,
oh forget it. Hate conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
If it's for other people, I kind of don't care.
But if it's fine, like, it's fine, just leave it alone.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
I could do Genus friend too, Yeah, totally, let's just switch.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Yeah, Tom Will. It could be sponsored by John breaks
bad news, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Tell him Gina needs him?

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Yeah, Okay, and I don't Yeah right, I think we
made Greg do his on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Oh no, come on, gallot, I mean I'll consider all options, alright,
eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Text over to two nine eight seven. I forgot a
couple of Van Christies. O. No, I know, so Greg
don't want to be friends with you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
No, more and no John breaks bad news in a minute.

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
Yeah he's up to one point four million follows.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Oh good for him, he's huge. Yeah, good for him.
Damn Yeah, all right, man reach out and let him.
Let me know what he says. We might need his help. Yeah,
I just want to be They do like a like
a you know, like ride along a guest host or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Yeah, it could be fun. It's like a cop right along? Right,
all right? More what he shows next? Take on show
great love.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
We got the Craigslist prices right coming up for you
right this hour, the phones for that eight seven, seven
forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
What do you not yet? Not yet? I'm just not
you know what's coming up? We got that?

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
Oh Sammy got excited, you guys. Yes, something happened here
at the radio station. And then it was a big letdown.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:30:31):
I was so excited because I walked into the women's
bathroom and on the counter was a little jar of
tampons and I was like, shut up, we have tampons now.
And then I got closer and there was a sign
on it that said courtesy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Of Sea Bass. Wow, I know, yeah, I have it.

Speaker 11 (01:30:51):
Let me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
I was waiting for you to do this because yes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Y'all know they do this in the other.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Okay, So yeah, so Sea Bass. For years, there's a
you know, copy machine out in the hallway by the
by the studio, and he will bring up new like
reams of paper, but he has to write on the
outside of the courtesy of Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Yes, because he's been leaving that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Yeah, courtesy of Sea Bass. Courtesy of Sea Bass, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
So he's like, well, I have a new courtesy of
Sea Bass offering.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Everybody Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Did you buy those or did you steal them from
the downstairs bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Let's be more clear. It doesn't say courtesy of.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
Okay, it says courtesy of Sebastian from the Woody Show.
He appreciates, appreciates you parentheses and is available for endorsements.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Because this room during the sales. I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
So what Morgan's saying is so as I was putting
out my again, as I mentioned last week or two ago,
when I said, hey, we don't have tampons here at
this at this office, and women deserve you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Know they don't because we brought it up on the air.
We brought it up. You guys told me and they
Gina made the argument, oh, they should be free. It
should be free.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
To Morgan's point, as I was going about Sea Bass,
the tampon Faerry handing out free tampons, I went down.
I went downstairs to their their bathroom and the women's
bathroom downstairs. It's like tamp PACs airlifted a crate of crap. Really,
go downstairs to the women's bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
They have ears and you know what else they do
for our sister station. I guess a bunch of people
chip in and they have like a big giant snack drawer.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
I've seen it, cookies and chips.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
That the same girl that supplies the tampons. Yeah, I
haven't paid for a tampon.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
And over a year. Michelle is like a fairy god man.
Oh babe, So Michelle for the downstairs Sea bassard the
upstairs right out here tamping up.

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
Two feminists serving you. Yeah, I noticed too about this
sign that I made, Sammy. It says Purtce is a
bash but gray because it's for women. It's kind of
like it's very pastel and it's got flowers that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
A bubble on the edge of the letters.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Sammy Morgan I don't know if you feel my own this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
I don't know if I could use those why because
you're thinking of, yeah, well you didn't answer my question.
Did you buy them yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
I sure did. Wow. Okay, there's just a third layer
of this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Let me see a bunch of Tampa.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Amazon third layer to this.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
You did get the good ones. Tampa did get the
first us.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Because I know women like cute stuff and they have
to everything.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
But he did get the high end.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
Actually a really points every time you're down there inserting
in crammon, got to.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Think about I don't know if I can do it,
even though he did get that top shelf tampons.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
Random question like I know that you know people will
dedicate in a in a hotel, this is the sleeping bed,
the sex bed or uh here at the radio station
or work wherever you work, one bathroom will be the
pooping bathroom. And do women do you have there is
there a tampon changing bathroom? Like will you go to

(01:34:03):
a different bathroom for changing tampons? Then you will just
for like a quick you know, don't upace. Well, it's
not about needing space like some people will go more.
It's almost like how people go out in the woods
because they're shameful, like you know, for.

Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
Go to a period hut of our periods, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
You shouldn't be embarrassed about taking a dump either, but
people are. And there's like more more perceived privacy even
though they're both you know, open to whoever in the
office about single seaters.

Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
I don't think women care.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
It was like, you don't run down to the first
floor bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
I was wondering, like, why why are there tampons in
one bathroom but not the other.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
It's just because somebody else, I guess already you know
that one. Because now it's like adopt the highway.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
You just you you know the people downstairs and Michelle downstairs, Yeah,
adopted that bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
She took care of the period stuff down there. And
now you have you have. You're welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:34:56):
We go in business and we buy like a machine
that distributes them, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Because they want them for free. They should be free.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
Should be free, I should because it's because we have
to deal with having a period. It's not like like
why first of all, why would they be taxed?

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
They should just.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
Be at the office because it's an expense that we
didn't ask for.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
So, here's a better analogy for the ladies. Doesn't so,
here's here's the better analogy for you ladies.

Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
Uh, we don't go into the bathroom and pay for
squares of toilet paper. Why are we paying for? Another?

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Different argument?

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
No, I think I think it's an analogy. Is I
like it? That makes that makes more sense?

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Yeah, this is a natural thing that's a regular part
of our bodily function. You're not making us pay for
toilet paper and towels or soap.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Is why they should be free, the tampons. That's why
I put them there.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Like you said, like it's a it's a provided service
in the bathroom because.

Speaker 6 (01:35:59):
It's a bodily The whole thing is ridiculous because then
you could apply that again to soap and toilet paper,
et cetera.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Okay, we should Uh did American psychle go into the
women's room to place these there?

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
That's a good question. Stuff, mister Bateman.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Did you put cameras in there?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
I went in.

Speaker 6 (01:36:15):
I specifically went in Sunday morning, eight am, when no
one's in this office. I knocked and I said hello.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Housekeeping.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
The light was off, meaning that no one had been in.
You know, it's the motion detection. I was out there
and I went in. I placed my gift to you ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
I mean, the thing is, it's hard to say no
because he got the good ones. He didn't get the
like cardboard one hashtag thoughtful.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
You know how you can get which ones are good?

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
You know how you get your business name and your
phone number and your logo like on a pen or.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Little Little Leaue baseball team Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
You know, I'm saying like you should be able to
get like where there was like custom wrappers or it's
like Sea Bass's face on the wrapper.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
I saw that on the applicator.

Speaker 7 (01:36:57):
Yeah, the literally because yeah, now do we look at
this all angles? Do you think there will be a complaint.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
I think that somebody out of spite will remove the
sign that says courtesy of Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
They'll they'll enjoy my tampons.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Maybe, or maybe they'll just turn the box around.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
I could tell you about one thing that I heard
about that got a complaint about me. Yeah, oh great,
oh great, Like I don't know, I don't know how
I missed. I missed it, and then somebody said, oh,
well we did hear about something but wasn't quite clear
what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
You left a mug in the break area in the sink.

Speaker 6 (01:37:46):
I don't know what you're talking about, Woodie, because this
is now with HR. Thanks for thanks for literally screwing me.
What you literally just screwed me? How do I literally
just screw.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Because it wasn't No one knew what was going on.
This wasn't. This was kind of being left alone. And
now I'm gonna have to to a meeting. Did you
or did you not? Okay, well, why bring it up now?
Because everybody told me that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
It was you. I told you, guys, it was no, no, no, no,
that's the thing that part I wasn't aware of.

Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
Well, I brought it in the studio and showed Greg
and in Menace. This is straight up snitch in Menace.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
Oh okay, no, no, okay, to be honest, I don't remember
you showing the.

Speaker 11 (01:38:21):
Bug at all, okay, smart movie, No no, no, no, no,
I swear to god, I don't remember you showing it
to me. Somebody brought in the mug that was not
you and showed it to me because it was funny,
right and I was dying laughing.

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
I didn't know the person who, by the way, I'm
on good terms with or was until what he just
snitched on.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
Okay, yeah, so you did something. I'm the person. Okay, God,
because I told who did it right there? That's how
are you not understanding this? Because I was told who
did it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
But I told you, guys, there was no, no, no, it
was the cat or whatever bag. It was already out. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:56):
By the time it got to me, why and you
know that it's that someone in HR complain and now
you're now you're publicly putting my name on it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
I knew that somebody can play. Did you do it?

Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
That's not the okay, well whatever, no, not whatever, No,
you totally just ratted me out for no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
What are you talking about? No reason? We're talking about
talking about reason.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
It started with you putting courtesy tampons in my name
on them.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Yes, correct, that he's taking credit for. And I did a.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
Small, harmless office pranks that was not a prank. That
was a gift to the women of this Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
Don't don't play dumb on this. I'm not playing dumb
on it because you.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
Thought, oh, you know that I've got to that somebody
went to HR about this.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
I did not know that somebody went to quote no,
I said, somebody complained because I had the person ask me, so,
why why wrap me out publicly rat you out? Just
what you just did?

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
That it's already out?

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
I guess that anybody who will? Why haven't I heard
about it? I don't know that's them. I have no
idea because I have no idea why you haven't heard
the audience haven't heard about it?

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
How are you aware of somebody? Let me one one
of the one of the managers told me about it.
I go, it sounds about right right about like Sea
Bass being Sea Bass, right, it wasn't like whatever. I
didn't really know, like too much about it other than
what they told me. And I go, yeah, that sounds
about somebody else, said somebody else from the fourth floor.

(01:40:18):
I already knew who it was, like one of the
other hosts on the fourth floor, like, ah, if it's
the fifth floor, there's only one person it could be.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Okay, So they might have guessed no. But you know,
because somebody went to HR about this. You told me
that no.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
Because somebody from the management on this floor told me, yes,
Sea Bass did this I go, yeah, that sounds that
sounds about right. That's a sea bass, like the the
ornament or the ornament I had right on the lobby
of the there was there was an ornament.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
I'm not going to be too much of a dick
about this, but what he said that the person who
I made this joke about went to HR about it,
and now he just publicly outed me as the person
who did the offending prank publicly outed you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Yes, that's what he just did. And let me explain
real quick what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
So I took an inside joke here on the show,
putt it up a fake coffee mug, left it in
the uh work kitchen. Let let that's too late now.
I left it there because it was funny. And by
the way, I'm on great terms with this person who
I made the joke about. I just left it there
and it sat there for months until like the guy
was like, what the hell right, and then he read
the mug and so on and so forth. They made

(01:41:22):
it look like a promotional mug for a different show.
But it says something foul that we say that we
say behind the air right now, that person apparently went
to HR. How do I know because what he told
me he went to HR and now what he just
and I I was hoping he would kind of die and.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Go away because exactly people assumed like he just said,
let me no confirmation. The manager person told me it
was you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
You just had assumed. No, I did not. I said,
they already knew, which is why they did not. This
is not because other people knew that it was him.
How I don't I know it that part, I don't know.
It got to me it was you who left this mug.
We're ruining in a great tampon story because it's a

(01:42:06):
time of joy.

Speaker 10 (01:42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:42:09):
The point is I made a joke that somebody took
the wrong way, and I thought it went away until
right now it might it might have gone away until someone.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Just body, I'm sure it's still away. It's it's it's
I say, there's no following.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
They don't listen to this show because you're so too No,
because you're no. Because here here's the thing. It'd be
like saying, uh, the cops had no idea. No, the
cops are the ones who told me that it was
this person, So like, like, what's the secret that's that's
thank you that's the way.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
What's the secret. I think it was just hoping it
would just fizzle.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
I thought it had fizzled, so it probably did fizzle.
But if someone went to HR, there's no there's a
paper trail, and that's what I'm talking about. Okay, legit now,
don't don't act don't act exasperated.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
You're the one who failt screwed up here? Okay eight
seven seven forty four. Would send us a text thanks
for the tampons.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
You're welcome, Yeah, tampons. This is it was just another
example of sea bass office hijinks, right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
But you didn't think about it. Eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. If you like to play the Craigslist Price
is Right? Would a Woody show? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
We got a dumb ass contest. It's your chance to
win some stuff. And today we're going to play the.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Craigslist price is Right? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Sody sings are being sold on Craigslist. We have the
ads putted out here the way to work. We'll get
a contest on the phone at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. We'll tell everybody about one of the items
that are being sold on Craigslist. I'll ask somebody here
in the room to give me a bit on how
much they think that item is being sold for. And
then you on the phone just have to guess is
the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the bid

(01:43:52):
that was given here in the studio. If you can
do that correctly, you are going to win. And we'll
go right to the phones and say hi to Myra. Hey,
what's up Myra?

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Hi? Good morning gang. Alright, so we're gonna play.

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
The Craigslist price is right in the first item, Greg, Yes,
you're a fashionista. Oh I wish brown leather genuine Iguana loafers. Alright,
so yeah, after the whole like cooking corner chef's iguana tacos.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
I didn't know they made any goods out of iguana.
I wonder how many you need?

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
A lot says this is a beautiful new pair of
Bruno m a g l.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
I yeah, that's a good Molly, So I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Saying so the g is silence, all right, Brown leather
genuine Iguana loafers with unique shoe design.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
They were handcrafted in.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
As can be seen by the sole, simply stunning shoes,
including the box. If you're interested, it's a size eight
in men's from a non s smoking, pet free home.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Thank god.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
And they said you can reach out with any questions.
But here, let me show you a picture of the
iguana loafers.

Speaker 12 (01:45:08):
Oh wow that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
I like this a lot of things. I'm going to say.

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
One hundred and fifteen, one hundred and fifteen dollars. Myra,
do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher lower
than one hundred and fifteen dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
I'm going to go over.

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
Over higher actual Craigslist price one hundred and fifty dollars. Congratulations,
you are a winner. Good job, Myra, Craigslist price is right.
All right, hang out one second, Myra, we'll get all
your information.

Speaker 8 (01:45:42):
Oh thank you all.

Speaker 2 (01:45:43):
Let's say hi to Edwin. Hey, what's up, Edwin? Let's
see menace. Yes, you're up.

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
It's the dog flower box planter nol L says he's
looking for planter boxes.

Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
I can't find tall, thin planner boxes.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
Because he wants to keep the dogs from barking at people,
so he wants them to be tall enough so you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Know they can't see. It's a little wall. It says.
It's brand new.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
I just put it together for the picture. This is
so dumb, Greg, you're gonna hit it. By the way,
the oil bottle is sitting there for size.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Reverend.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
Oh, they put like a bottle like napping motor oil. Next,
I think so you can get an idea very cute
and unique planter for your card. Funny thing, Greg, Oh god,
it's like a cartoon dog.

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
Yeah, it's like a baby crib dorts. That's something I
told you.

Speaker 11 (01:46:37):
Planter boxes are a trillion dollars and now this is
a special custom ears and eyes and.

Speaker 7 (01:46:43):
Yep, I'm gonna say one fifty damn.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
One hundred and fifty dollars, Edwin.

Speaker 4 (01:46:48):
Do you think the actual crisis price is higher or
lower than one hundred and fifty dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:46:54):
I'm gonna say lower.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Actual Craigslist price five count them dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
No, immediately, that might be the widest wing we've ever
had down here. You can get it if you want to.
Maybe they made it. Maybe maybe maybe that'll help you out.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
All right, when congratulations, hang on one second, we'll get
all your information.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Okay, it's the last one on. All right, let's say,
let's go to Morgan.

Speaker 15 (01:47:21):
It's a Morgan, Margie, It's a all right, morg it's
Morgan to do all right, here we go, uh sea
bassa for Saiale on Craigslist.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
Inclusive yard side, Oh like making signs and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
He's like, Kate doesn't live here.

Speaker 5 (01:47:40):
Yeah, he has no place in our homes.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
Is a purchase but never used, never been outside. Few scuffs,
but otherwise an excellent condition. It's approximately thirty four inches
by forty six inches. It's a double sided. Sign says
maybe you want to have the biggest, most amazing sign
to take to your protest for March plan too fastness
to a well used fence post to hang it. Blah
blah blah blah. It says, in this house, we believe

(01:48:02):
at black lives matter, Women's rights are human rights. No
human is illegal, Science is real, Love is love, Kindness
is everything.

Speaker 6 (01:48:11):
Here will tell you because I want to buy these
houses that have the science. And I say, those are
good people that live here.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
They are better than no glad they put us in
their yard.

Speaker 4 (01:48:20):
So how much for this super cool son?

Speaker 6 (01:48:22):
It's performative garbage, I will say, And by of course
not and I never used because they're like, oh yeah,
I bought this.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
Because I want to feel good about myself. But it's
kind of ugly thirty dollars thirty bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
All right, Morgan, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher and lower than thirty dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
I'm going to say lower lower.

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
The actual Craigslist price, he said, Oh my god, it
is very close. Twenty nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Twenty nine twenty nine dollars too much. But I disagree.
When I drive by a house, I'm I want to
know what are the people in there believe?

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
What do you stand for? Yeah? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:49:04):
What performative nonsense are you doing this week? All right, Morgan,
hang on one second, we will get all of your
in for nation. Let's say hi to Amy next. Hey,
what's up Amy?

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Amy? Hoy? All right, Craigs's price is right.

Speaker 4 (01:49:17):
Uh, Gina, you haven't had one yet. It's it's not
a set of Apple AirPods.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
It's just the left one. Oh that sounds like me.
You lose that.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
Left Apple AirPod AirPod left ear third generation available, clean
cash and carry, priced to sell.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
Let's save time so they want And by the way,
it's not the pros that have like the little rubber
tip that goes into the year canal. It's just like
this solid potastic don't those need like a charging case? Yeah?
Oh and it's not included. Probably not. Okay, that's good
to know.

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
I have a question, could you charge whatever these are
AirPod in a case that doesn't it didn't come with it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
That's a good question.

Speaker 7 (01:50:03):
He really, yeah, all right, couldn't Maybe I'm sure there's
some aftermarket case.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
No, I'm saying, but they're all the same size, so
why wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:50:10):
Just charge I don't know, I don't think apple.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
Yeah, okay, a good question.

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
This is for somebody who just happened to lose their
one AirPod because you need a case for it. So
I'm going to say, and it is priced to move?
She said twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
Twenty bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
Amy, do you think the actual Craiglist price is higher
or lower than twenty bucks? I'm going to go lowerkay, lower,
actual Craigslist price twenty five dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
I thought you were right, if that matters.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
Oh, sorry, I was missed.

Speaker 7 (01:50:41):
I was confused by the question, like the case if
the case is for the same model?

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
So here's here's my AirPods, right, it will be fine.
Let's say you know I lost this one and now
those are AirPod pros. I was just thinking, it's just
missing this little one.

Speaker 7 (01:50:55):
If you had AirPod pros and then you had like
a different model of the AirPod, so it would not charge.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Yeah, but it would.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
So if I'm let's say, for to say, all, I'm
missing this little guy right here. But I go on
Craigslist and oh my god, they're selling the left one
and I'm not aid. I could put it in this
case and it would charge totally unders I'm sinking.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Is that right? Yes, Okay, it's not unique to that pair. Yeah. Now,
Greg would just get a whole new thing. I wouldn't
even have AirPods either. You don't have AirPods, don't either.

Speaker 5 (01:51:24):
I can't sit them in my ear.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Yeah, everything just falls out of my ear. All right,
let's go to Paul. Hey, Paul, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 12 (01:51:32):
How you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
We're doing great.

Speaker 4 (01:51:34):
Uh, there's only one person for this one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Menace. You're up again?

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
Okay, it all right, menace. Yes, KFC Fried Chicken scented
fire log for sale on Craigslist. Exclusive KFC eleven Herbs
and Spices, Fried Chicken scented fire log h brand new.
I've got about eight left, so if.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
You want more, than one.

Speaker 4 (01:51:56):
Uh. These these also made great gifts, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
What they sold out like five years ago?

Speaker 10 (01:52:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
How they get so they're like duraflame type things.

Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
Yeah, they're still.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
In the package.

Speaker 4 (01:52:06):
If ad is still up, item is still available, Please
coick on more ads by this user to see my
other items.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
All right, well, okay, let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:52:14):
The KFC Fried Chicken scented fire log.

Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
It's still in the box. In the box. Yeah, still
in the box. I've been singed.

Speaker 7 (01:52:22):
Check that box, making sure there's not a brick inside.
All right, I would say thirty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:52:27):
Thirty dollars, all right, what do you think, Paul?

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
Do you think the actual.

Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
Craigs as slices sliced Craigslist price is higher lower than
thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
I'm gonna go higher higher.

Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
Actual Craigslist price ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
Yeah, some of those.

Speaker 4 (01:52:47):
Yeah all right, Paul, thanks thanks for the comment. Yeah,
somebody bought me as a as a gift once. Uh
you know, White Castle was selling like the White Castle candles. Yeah,
they're supposed to smell like the sliders uh cooking. Yeah,
when you walk into the white cassle, you smell those
onions that are that's what I want my house to
smell like. And it did not smell like white cas.

(01:53:07):
I think that's who hasn't had one. Sammy hasn't had
one yet.

Speaker 7 (01:53:10):
That's okay. Also the candle business man, that's a racket.
Like so many artists are getting in the candles now,
it's like liquor or Yeah, everybody has their sense of candle.
I know Casey Musgraves has one because I got it
nice and how does it smell delicious?

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Let's say, how do Lawrence? Yo? Lawrence Lawrence? Hey, Hey,
how are you doing this morning? We're doing great? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
So Craigsl's price is right, Sammy, this will be for you.
Rare knitting and crochet purse, only used a couple of times,
in perfect condition, fits my knitting needles perfectly. The brand
is Offhand Designs. It is super clean and has a
cool green circle design, metal tension closure that is very strong,

(01:53:57):
multiple small inside pockets, and it's got a nine inch
strap drop. Okay here, I was just going to show
you a picture of it. Yeah, so carry around on
your crap.

Speaker 5 (01:54:09):
Yeah, okay, same where you gonna buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
So it's like like a little clutch long It looks
like that old kind of seventy style.

Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
A pencil bag with a strap.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
It looks like when people's living rooms looked like in
the seventies cycle couches.

Speaker 9 (01:54:22):
Yeah, i'll tell you this avocado color.

Speaker 2 (01:54:24):
Yeah, an accent chair.

Speaker 7 (01:54:26):
Super ugly. But if it was Dior it would look nice.

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (01:54:31):
But yeah, it's not not cute. How much I'm gonna
say twenty dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
Twenty bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
All right, So Lawrence, what do you think actual Craigslist
price higher lower than twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
Actually lower lower.

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
I haven't had a lot of luck in this like
round of the Craigslist price is right, and unfortunately that continues.
One hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
Here, it was like, got one hundred and fifty dollars right,
I'm Lawrence, thank you for the call.

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
I appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Well that's
how you played a crisis for.

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
One hundred and fifty Why what what's what's in it?

Speaker 8 (01:55:10):
I have no clue because most purses can hold, you know,
a knitting needle and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
It's not not special. Five and a quarter inches wide,
five inches tall, eighteen inches long. Big deal, that's all right,
Well that's how you play everybody. We started off real
strong the right. Now it's a good jove. The Woody
Show and I have.

Speaker 4 (01:55:34):
This has definitely got to be out of the headline
of redneck news.

Speaker 10 (01:55:37):
Really.

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
Yeah, for sure, everybody's talking about this one, Samony, we have.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
We got to make it official. Okay, we're ready to
go The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:55:44):
If your house became a fixer upper after you bought it,
right Neck Foods.

Speaker 2 (01:55:54):
Yeah, you'll understand. Okay, it couldn't.

Speaker 10 (01:55:56):
It couldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:55:57):
It couldn't just be a it's from Central City, Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Are you know what? Let me show you the mug
shot first.

Speaker 4 (01:56:08):
What he showed Mark original game. It's called what did
this Guy Do?

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
Legally? He is a He looks like a bridge troll.
If you look at the mugshot, he's about five foot four. Yeah,
long black hair and beard, very heavy stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:56:22):
It could be like Danny de Vito's brother, long crazy
hair but bald on top.

Speaker 6 (01:56:27):
So think of this because I know the answer. This
guy probably what are his chances with normal women?

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:56:34):
That was gonna be my guest sex offender?

Speaker 4 (01:56:36):
Definitely all right, sex defender, but t like that's easy
to say, but let's.

Speaker 5 (01:56:40):
Let's get you know, maybe he's a nice guy. Maybe
it's just prostitution.

Speaker 4 (01:56:44):
Should also keep in mind it's under the headline here
redneck news.

Speaker 7 (01:56:48):
Yeah, animal stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:56:50):
Well, the cops are called after seeing a guy in
the side of the road and this is directly from
the report quote having intercourse with the dead deer. Yes,
them was a white guy in jeans in the dark tops.
Of course, the cops show up looking for this guy,
and sure enough, that's where they met a thirty two
year old fellow. His name is Alan Osborne. His parents
were still.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Down around his knees and here's some more from the report.

Speaker 4 (01:57:14):
He was covered in deer fur and they also found
fur around his private area. Oh so he really, oh dear.
He was placed under arrest, hit with a felony charge
for sexual crimes against animals.

Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
Now hold on a dead animal.

Speaker 4 (01:57:29):
Yeah yeah, and so you can't like you can't have
such of the dead corpse of you know, human.

Speaker 2 (01:57:35):
But if I bought a side of beef.

Speaker 11 (01:57:37):
Yeah, really, dig into the into the laws, you might
find like the dead animal might be Okay, Now, I'm
sure there's all kinds of charges they could have hit
him with as far as displaying sexual organs in public,
et cetera. But and then when they shouted at him,
he responded with they said, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
He said, no idea. I got no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
Yeah, they got a flashlight on him, and he was like.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
This, you should have warned. Yeah, I wasn't prepared. Yeah
for that life. That's pretty good. It's set up well.
If he's convicted solid.

Speaker 7 (01:58:09):
He had the improv later.

Speaker 4 (01:58:12):
If he's convicted, he's looking up to five years in prison.
And it's one hell of a mugshot. You could you
can see the mugshot on the smokinggun dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
There's a whole thing posted. Nice dude, he's just a
he has turned to look think he looks like he
regrets what he did.

Speaker 14 (01:58:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, you can see some remorse.

Speaker 5 (01:58:31):
You might be swaying me. This could be considered a
victimless crime.

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
Again, he's not going to be able to have sex
with a human woman. I mean, it could be victimless crime.
But it makes it almost worse, like as if it
could get worse, it's like it's even creepier.

Speaker 9 (01:58:49):
We need this man out on the streets.

Speaker 4 (01:58:52):
That's from Central City, Kentucky thirty two year old Alan
Osborne who got himself arrested having sex with roadkill.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Oh my god. And is today's red Nick question is
Woody how many bucks did he have to pay for
his bat? More fun than goner Rhea?

Speaker 4 (01:59:12):
I mean I've had goneree a few times, and I'd
say I haven't had gone show. That's gonna do it
for Tuesday. Everybody Full show podcast, It's waiting for you.
Just hit up the Woodyshow dot com or get it
wherever you find your favorite podcasts. We are back tomorrow
with an all news show, including more chances to get

(01:59:33):
you in for The Woody Show After Hours takeover at
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and there's a bonus chance to get your passes by
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(01:59:54):
for us on social media there at the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Yeah, Greg Gory partying words of wisdom please. Yeah, some
people think that when you play Bruce Springsteen backwards, you
hear satanic messages. But what's worse If you play him forward,
you hear Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 4 (02:00:10):
So what you're saying is that you're really excited for
the new tour.

Speaker 2 (02:00:14):
Yeah, you're going to be front and center. Yeah, I
wanted to weave in his tour. Yeah, who do you?
Who do you dislike more? Bruce Springsteen? Uh huh? Or
Green Day?

Speaker 10 (02:00:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:00:24):
Bruce more than Green Days. At least I can objectively
say that Green Day has some great songs. You cannot
say that about Bruce. Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it?
What two hours commercial free all ninety eight to seven
music is next? It's the Alt one twenty. It's Kristen
Lemone in for your listening pleasure. Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (02:00:49):
You know we'd love it.

Speaker 4 (02:00:50):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
Have a great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch

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