FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 25th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it? Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener, this question is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training
class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Good morning,

(00:47):
Hodays Wednesday. It's February the twenty fifth, twenty twenty six.
We are The Woody Show. And I am body. That
is Greg Gory menace. Yes, I'm waiting. I'm president to
make you. You're not You're not waiting. There's menace. Yep, anybody, Hi,
I'm here. She didn't grasp Hello, we got seas, Sammy's here,

(01:09):
we got Morgan. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Wood He text us over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Coming up for you today, of course we'll get into
all the trending news headlines Birthday's porn of birthday. But
for today, you guys, the Glory Whole Challenge. Want to
show Gloryhole things being fed through the Glory Whole using
face and mouth, just to figure out what those items are.
That's coming up for you today. Also, Greg Glory is

(01:37):
gay or nay right? Where Greg gets to be the
judge in jury and he's on these different things. He's
throwing he's throwing out a couple of things here recently
that he is determined, like, uh, you know if you
watch the Super Bowl for the commercials, yes, oh good. Yeah,
and he speaks on behalf of all gay people he does, yes,
by law, but he's allowed to do that. So that

(02:01):
more coming up today here on the Woody Show. Question
for Morgan, Oh yes, so apparently her big thing. Apparently
she has been offered a fight. Yeah, because she's been
talking about this for a while.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Are we going to talk about this?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, Menus told me about it.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, I've been reached out to from a matchmaker.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, okay, so this is good news. Is what you wanted?
Is this one of the main weather joints?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, it's actually you know who's on the Christian rock girl?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Who's that part of the Zeus network?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
She used to.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Fighters.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, she knows she Uh, you would know this blue
Face the rapper, right, you know him because he I've
heard the name. Yeah, yeah, this is one of his girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, okay, ex girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, so she changed her whole life. She's in boxing now.
I will say I was reached like, it's not confirmed,
so they just like this fallen through before.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I want you to fight. She's part of the car.
She's like the main event.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
They want someone in my actual weight class for a
first time debut fight. So you're trying to for that.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, But like there was second issue. I was going
to try to think they just figure out what the
issue was. The issue with the date? Yes, why what's
wrong with the date?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
It's the same week as the Disney takeover? Oh so
that's another.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It be the same day. Can't you come to the takeover?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, the problem would be I wouldn't get to eat
at the takeover because I'd be cutting waiting all that.
But it's that weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
After the takeover or the weekend before. I guess it
would be after. If you couldn't need to take over after,
who cares? You'll walk it off discipline? Yeah, especially we're
trying to wait. This is something you've been wanted to do.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Look at my finances and see if they can get
myself there and all that.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You mean they're not footing the bill?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh god no, I pay for everything out of pocket.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I think well we can handle that. I think we
can figure out Oh you know what, we can figure
out your flight and your hotel, my coach.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, because the coaches, it's called sponsors.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
I got to take my coach there too. I can't go. Really, yeah,
you go without a coach.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You got to pay for the coach to go.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I would offer. I'm not going to make him pay.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think that's what all fighters do, just the one coach.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, but someone reached out to me last night about it,
so it's kind of exciting.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
So is it all dope? Is it all like Zeus
network people? Is it like a super hood kind of?
Did you love the card?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I mean it's in Philly, so yeah, let me show
you the poster.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You guys can stay at my mom's house.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah. So Chris Chris, I don't even know how Chris
Sean Rock.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
He is taking on some girl named Zena like Chris Rock.
But is gonna be a Hera's okay?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, I mean it's legit and it's also going to
be uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Look, I'm looking at Kris Shawn's like she's she posted
a video of her training and she's not a professional boxer.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh no, Morgan's not a professional boxer.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I would hope that Morgan could do better than this.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Is just she could I appreciate that because I've seen
her video too, but that's different weight.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
So he moved up to the main car. This is
part of it, right, You're supposed to talk smack.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, I won't beat a bitch up.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You know what? This is menace.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
This could be our dream come true. This could be
Morgan's entry into the Zoos.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Girls.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Like, yes, if she wants to lose some weight, I'll
fight her.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Work.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Oh god, no, she's pretty scary though, because.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, yeah, just the let her see you before the fighting,
so he'll attack you. You would need what airfare? Hotel?
Like how how how long you got to be there?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm not sure because sometimes with this stuff, they'll have
a press conference maybe like a couple of days before
you have the local Yeah, well no, that's exactly what
it would be.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
So I don't know. That's what I got. The girl
that reached out to me. I got to talk to
her about the dates and all that, Okay, And they
also have to find an opponent for me too, so
it has to come together both ways.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay, so this could be done. I'm down airfare hotel
it's called for what three days?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, sure for you? And then what one coach, right.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, I mean if you want to pay for more
to come, you know, I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Just the one coach, Like what, what's I don't know
what the protocol is. What do you mean just the
one coach goes right?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, and then same hotel room, but airfare is separate.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Same like two queens. Hello. You got to give the
girl her space.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
I think.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Also, because she'll be sponsored by the Woody Show, we'll
need to get her like an outfit.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Wood Show sports bra. My friend has a connect for that.
She can get all that stuff printed.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I mean, just think about it this way, Morgan, you
keep poop poo in this like separate hotel room thing
or the same hotel room thing. You know, bands they
travel around in a van for the longest. You know
you got you just don't start as Rocky Balbo.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
So now, the other person that signed for this, not
with no opponent announced, is Mayweather's sister, literally otom a
troubled Fatima whatever Mayweather.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh great, hard, Okay, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
What's the actual date on this again?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
April twenty fifth.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And this is wait, this is this is boxing boxing,
not m M a boxy boxing.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
No, no, it's legit boxing.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Good.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's still grappling, none of that.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
All right, keep us, keep us updated.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Will be crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm excited for you.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Seriously.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
What's the difference between sparring and boxing again.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Well, sparring you're not supposed to hit super hard.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Because okay, it's just practicing.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, so you don't want to do then?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Have you ever boxed boxed somebody?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
No, I've only sparked, So that's why I want.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
So you've never even like taken a for real punch.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I have, but not full force because you pull back
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's that's what I'm talking about. So you know you
haven't even a experience that just for the sake of experiencing.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Alright, I'm ready to find out.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Are you nervous now that it's like reality?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, but like a good nervous, Like let's do this.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I love it. Keep us up, yeah, keep us updated,
and we'll start looking into those shorts.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
What are your official colors?

Speaker 9 (08:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I don't know, probably black black, okay, keep it classy.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
All right, Well we'll let you know what happens with that.
When will you know?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
You know, I'm not sure probably soonish.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Soonish, Okay, right, question, Mar, It's not even confirmed.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
They just yeah, they know I want to do it,
So just rolling.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
More what he shows next? Hang on me right back?
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Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh we got the the Birthday's birthday coming up. I'll
get the I'll get the depression stuff out of the
way first.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
So you know Eric Dane passed away, right, and he
apparently he already filmed parts for season three for Euphoria.
Oh interesting, Yeah, before he died. That was a scary character. Yeah,
so if you watch Euphoria, Eric Dane will be in
season three. Also, he did some recording before he died,
some life advice for his daughters. Did you see this video?

(10:17):
I saw that very hard. I mean it's really sad.
It's awesome that he did it, yeah, but it's also
so friggin sad. Oh my god, it's really heartbreaking. What
was the what was that old Michael Keaton movie My Life,
My Life videotapes himself? Yeah, child, Yeah, because you find
finds out that his wife is pregnant, going to be

(10:38):
having a baby and gonna have a son, and he's like,
you know, show like this is how you shave This
is like rude, different cancer, Yeah, different life advice and
things like that. Yeah, so Eric Dane, and apparently this
is for some Netflix show that I wasn't familiar with.
It's called Famous Last Words. What I thought it was
just a one off. That's what it's for. It's an

(10:59):
episode of Famous Last Word. So this this was that
he saw this as his opportunity to, you know, make
sure that he said what they say, don't leave things unsaid.
That he wanted to make sure that his daughters knew
this stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Billy and Georgia, these words are for you. I tried.
I stumbled sometimes, but I tried. Overall, we had a blast,
didn't we. I remember all the times when we spent
at the beach and two of you and me and

(11:32):
Ma and Malan sent sant Manica, Hawaii, Mexico. I seen
you out playing in the ocean for an hour, my
water babies.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, so that he was just going down, like remember
they was so sad. But I mean he was talking
about how, you know, live in the present. Als taught
him to live in the present. And one last note,
somebody started to go fund me for his daughters, which
I'm good with that. Yeah, and then Rookie, I'm sure
this broke like a handful of days ago. So she's
got stage one cervical cancer and she added that as

(12:08):
curable and she's probably just gonna get a hysterect me.
They gave her like three different options. One was like chemo,
another one's radiation or combo thereof, and then the third
one washys direct me, which I guess that's what she's
going to go with. But she's thirty eight years old.
That was fifteen years too late. Yeah, hey, I didn't know.
I had no idea that my wife is talking about this,
And like women don't get mammograms till they're forty.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Correct, and then you only get them like every few years.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh yeah, I thought it was guys they just had
one kiloscopy's to their forty something fifty something.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, well I must see my my cousin. She the
one that got married not that long ago. She had
a really bad battle with the breast cancer. She's doing
great now, but uh not forty. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
It's it's interesting with the way insurance goes things, like
actually turns out you only have to do this every
forty seven years.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Everything. It's like, can we do this?

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Yeah, but they say if you have a family history
of it, to do it earlier day sense.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Which she didn't. Yeah, she did that. She's she's lucky
that she's here. She went through a lot, went through
a lot.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
I just went for my man emigram and they smash
your boot. But first one, oh god no, but I
think it's my first one since I got a reduction.
Oh really yeah, because when I when I didn't, I
was like I could stand on the other's.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Levee of the room and do it. So it hurts, yeah,
I mean it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Feel great, but it's just like when people are like
you're gonna feel a little pressure, and it's just like
two plates just smashing your as hard as it can.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, I'm sure like Andy's grabbed them more aggressively than that,
that's true. I do a bruises, I have fingerprints. Yeah,
but they were in the Super Bowl. There was that
commercial Andy Reid, oh yeah from the Chiefs. The head
coach of the Chiefs is talking about that new Instead
of getting a finger, it's just a blood test for cancer. Yeah,
blood as a whistle whistle? Yeah, where's the fun?

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Now?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Is that like as telling as getting the finger? Like
is the finger more thorough? You know what I mean? Like?
Is it is that the will the blood test? It's
like you know sometimes like you know, depending on the test,
one is more accurate. I would think that.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Is more accurate because the finger is just one dude
in his finger making a decision test.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'm saying, like, maybe something doesn't show up in the blood,
but you know there's something physically that obs.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
But it says here that a PSA test is prostate
something entergy or whatever the hell is generally more effective
than a dre digital rectal.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
What about if you want that is called digital? What
did you want to be doubly covered? That was a
blood test?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh yeah, it was super it just like any other
blood test.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Now why didn't you have to get it history? Yeah, okay,
advanced and everything and everything was cool.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Damn my dad he got his taking god two thousand
and two maybe, and it was.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But it was done real fast when you're waiting for
results like that. Man, is that the worst? Oh yeah,
it sucks like he never he probably should have gotten
that done because yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
It was Again, I scheduled it on my own. I
didn't even have a doctor console ye, because because what
are they going to do? It's the number is either
it's normal or not normal?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah? Yeah, which one is gonna get greg and go
with the blood or like the traditional digital? Yeah, the
traditional He calls that.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
A Saturday While you got me there, just do it
to realize that doctor Dre that's what his name actually
stands for.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
The getting when on. A Rider has joined the cast
of Wednesday for season three, and she's already worked with
Tim Burton and Jenna were take on you know, beetle juice,
beetle juice. Harry Style is gonna host Saturday Night Live
March fourteenth. The musical guest will be Harry Styles. Really yeah,
I know, he seems to be kind of insufferable, don't
you think Harry Style.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I don't know if I don't like I don't. I
don't think I don't like him at all. I just
I think his fans are insufferable.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Radiohead Okay, and you're you're right, because I can't actual radio.
I can't blame this on him. I remember there was like,
was it an iheard festival or something menace where they
we have to clear the entire hallway because Harry Styles
is going to walk that way and it's not the public.
It was just like backstage working people. Again. I just

(15:59):
I can't judge them by that, That's what I'm saying,
because it might be their people. That's what I just said.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Okay, But who's in charge of their people, and he
puts up with it. That excuse for me is dying.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like if I if I found out that people were
saying that before I walked in somewhere, I'd be like, dude, please, right,
please don't exactly that's so embarrassing the wall, Yeah, yeah,
exactly what you got.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Well, we all remember Zachary ty Bryan, right, yes, I'm
sure menace you had a poster.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Of him photo. Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
So he was one of the you know, for Home
Improvement kids back in that show. He's been sentenced to
sixteen months in jail after pleading guilty to it. He's
twenty twenty four, dy for real.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
He's got arrested many times.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Prosecutor say his blood alcohol level was point fifteen, almost
you know, twice the legal limit, and court records say
he had two priors. A judge denied probation, but did
give him credit for fifty seven days, so that was nice.
And after finishing his sentences, he still has to deal
with other warrants from another county and according to other records,
he was booked in twenty twenty four with the d

(17:08):
u I and three other priors. And a contempt of
court charge. So he's just racking him up right and left.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Is there like a correlation between child actors and like
crimes committed? Like are they are? In other words, like
if you were let's say you were a child star,
are you more likely to end up committing crimes?

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Well, the answer has to be no, because there's plenty
of kids and like Juvie and stuff, they just weren't stars.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
They just weren't. You just hear about these because they're famous. Yeah,
I'm saying, like I wonder, like what peron I guess yeah, proportion,
So what percentage of child stars and end up end
up having legal problems? It seems like it does. Yeah,
or at least how long has it been going on?
That's what AI's for. I'll give you a second. Think
about the two Corey, this stuff lots of drugs, Yeah,

(17:59):
lots of boo Drew Barrymore.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah, she was Remember she wasn't always little miss perfect
like she is now?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Right? What you got there? Greg Gory?

Speaker 8 (18:09):
Okay, so you guys know who Tim gun is right
from Project Runway.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Make World. I'm Greg Gory's dad. Concerns me, I wish
he was my dad, Greg's dad.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
He was on a podcast with Chelsea Handler and admitted
that he's been celibate for forty three years, totally completely celibate.
He's been with one guy in his entire life. He
was head over heels in love with this guy. And
this is how long ago it was. They were living together,

(18:42):
watching mash That's how long ago it was. When the
guy that he's with turns to him, they're both well,
Tim was maddaling in love with him, and he says,
on board with you. I'm done with you. You need
to leave. So Tim goes to his own apartment. I see, yeah,
she was nineteen eighty two, hyperventilating, just and then the
guy even rubbed it in more, saying, oh, and by

(19:02):
the way, I've slept with everybody who walked by. So
he admitted he completely cheated on him, and so Tim
was devastated, and for every six months for ten years,
he went out and got blood tested, check for HIV
paranoid exactly can't at all. So Ever since then, he's
never shaken it. He's never been with anybody else. He's

(19:22):
lived alone and been celibate for forty three years. But now
that he lives totally alone. He says he wouldn't have
it any other way.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
That is super sad. But I do not see him
as a sexual being, so I can see him being
celibate for them seems axual. How does he know that
he's gay? Well you know it, and you're well you
can still get trump.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Remember you have friends who there claimed to be straight
males who've been with another guy only one time, one time,
like Tim says.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
One time, I have valid ques.

Speaker 8 (19:55):
Just throw out the valid question. And if you've never
been a dude, how do you know you're not gay?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's an alcoholic, always an alcoholism, right man.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
But there is that double standard though, because we have
a mutual friend Woody, who's nuclear gay. This is the
guy who says it's a miracle I didn't get aids
Oh oh yeah yeah, but he has been with.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Not you gay. It's like he says for himself.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Right, it's a miracle he has been with a woman.
And straight dudes will say, oh, you could be with
a thousand women and one.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Guy, you're good.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Yeah, But if you're with a thousand guys and one woman,
you're not straight.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Because here's the thing. We got a son pretending like
double standards don't exist.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
They do.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
We got a pretending that's a double standard also because
one is the quote unquote majority, Yeah, and the other
is the abnormality.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
So it's not the same.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
So if the majority of people are going to have
sex with the opposite sex, then the abnormality of the
same sex relations is a different is a much bigger
point in that data set.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
So if Gene Simmons famously had sex with thousands of women,
had sex with one dude, he's gay.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
He's not straight. Okay, but you say you don't believe
in buy but what about women? It's totally it's definitely
that's different. That's hot, it could be hot gay, it's acceptable,
and it's encouraged. Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I guys want to hear what the Rock says about
child stars getting arrested.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
It says here they looked at first off, it gave
me like, well, we don't know that said no, do
the numbers?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
So it says that the let's say there's a thousand
to two thousand quote unquote child stars, it's not just
these are actually people you know the name of or
in Disney shows, whatever they say the arrest Rock says
the arrest rates for them, it's between fifteen and twenty
five percent, whereas the actual US arrest rate is much
higher of sometimes twenty five to forty percent. Really, yea
having at least one arrest in your life, but it's

(21:45):
a lower ratio.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, but a.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Quarter of stars that you know of getting busted for
DUS is significant. Sure, like every one in four kids.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
It has a much, but.

Speaker 8 (21:54):
It's less than them not to get out of green light.
But most people I know period.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Have d US. Serious, Yeah, yeah, play yeah, No, it's not.

Speaker 8 (22:04):
Even yeah no, I mean parents, friends probably ninety percent
of them?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, my friends probably ninety five percent. You're an alcoholic,
so therefore, like birds of a feather, I have zero.
That's true, but you have a you have a double
thing going because alcoholic and gay, which also breeds alcoholism.
Oh don't much. Well think about that, okay, See Greg
says all his friends think about how many gay friends you.
I'm just thinking for myself personally, how many gay friends

(22:31):
do you have? How many of them are heavy drinkers? Most? All? Right,
most most, if not all? Yeah, I never thought of
them most think about think about your gay friends. Yeah,
they do like a cocktail.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yes, that number is going to go away because think
about also talking about greg like your your parents were
of the age where DUIs weren't nearly as common where
the cop was.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
You've been drinking. Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
So if you were an adult from the age let's
say of nineteen eighty five, two thousand fifteen, that's d
uy central because when it happened around twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
It became unpopular. Ober and lyft is what I was getting. Also,
Also at that time we talked about this.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
The partying and drinking has just fallen off because kids
are squares these at least the new young days.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
They still party though they do. Yeah, oh yeah, men,
it's what you got. Well, I mean it's hard to do.
But Kelly Osborne says, please don't comment on her being
super skinny. She's insanely skinny. I'm saying it's hard to
do because she still goes.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Out to events. Yeah, she's photographed and there's big videos
of her and things like that. Skinny Now I think
she looks beyond ill. That's too much a bib. She's
Kelly ca she's either too fast. She was in a
sweet spot for many years. She looked great for a
long time. Now she's But it's crazy that how she

(23:54):
looks now, she looks just like her momd is sparing image. Yeah,
it's just as old as her. She does, she does,
she does.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Sometimes when I look quickly, I don't know which one
I'm looking at.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You're absolutely really stating. The fact is notre It's just
a fact.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
I would like to point out though, that her dad
also recently did die. When people are going through like that,
stuff like that and depression and everything like that, you
lose weight.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Dad died. I didn't lose anyway. Double what I'm saying,
Like she I don't think she looks any different, you know,
per your post Ozzie's death, you don't. She's more. Yeah,
I feel like every time I've seen her like she
has been like super thin. I just think lucky. I
don't think it's like, Oh, man, don't talk about how
skinny I am. Talk about how skinny. I mean, you

(24:39):
recently talked about how you went through depression on the show.
Didn't you get super skinny through that? I did?

Speaker 8 (24:44):
I would eat maybe once a week, man, So I
get it's your doctor of depression.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Is right for you have vegetative depression. It's way cheaper
than not getting results of the gym. And then when
you have one banana, you beat yourself up. Oh that's
like a week a Woody show all Today, February twenty fifth,

(25:14):
it's inconvenience yourself day. No thanks, that along sounds again inconvenience. Yeah,
why do that? Speaking of what are you eating? Are
getting too skinny? Let's all eat right days, I'll think
about it. What's none it's National Chocolate covered nut Day.
Love it. And today's quiet Day, which I can I

(25:36):
can get down with as well. I love that. Today
menace in history. It was today, in nineteen nineteen, that
the state of Oregon became the first date to tax
gasoline by the gallon. Thanks for that organ Thanks a
cool idea, guys. It was a one cent per gallon tax.
That's all. What's ever going to be you, guys, And

(25:59):
it was only to be use for road construction, nothing more,
and will have plenty of money. We'll never ask for more.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, dude, I'm still disappointed. There was supposed to be
another state between Oregon and California, but because of the
because of the attack Harbor, it didn't a guy. There
was a distraction, and so it didn't get pushed through.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I would be okay with that, because really, once you
go north of well, let's say north of Wine Country. Yeah,
there's two hundred more miles of just nothing in California,
at least miles Oregon or make it another they were.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Going to call it Jefferson one more entertainment thing. Fans
of Breaking Bad. Yes, I've not heard of this before.
They're in a review bombing war. That's a review bomb
with fans of Game of Thrones. Oh god, this all
started because while it's the Breaking Bad fans who started.
So it started because an episode from Breaking Bad's final

(26:55):
season was the top rated TV episode of all time
on IMDb, as if that mattered, hundreds of thousands of
use for ratings, and they had a perfect ten and
the Breaking Bad fans wanted to keep it that way.
So whenever an episode of any other show seemed to
be cracking the top ten star reviews, they would start
bombing it with one star review. Probably part of this, Yeah,

(27:18):
so episodes of Succession, Chernobyl, even the Breaking Bad spinoff
Better Call Saul All had these like nine ten, eight
star reviews that were suddenly torpedo by thousands of one
star reviews. That is so lame. Well, here's the thing,
it doesn't matter. This is nothing. It's not like it
means of a thing.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Well, yeah, I think I'm more thinking of stuff that
are like individuals or businesses.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
It's like just eight people like that. And then it
happened to the Game of Throne spin off, A Night
of Seven Kingdoms that I've heard really.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Great things about this show and no, and it's like
people don't understand that it's on.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
So one of the episodes had picked up ninety nine
thousand and ten star reviews and Breaking Bad fans just
couldn't have that, so they started review bombing it. But
the Game of Thrones dorks, they realized what happened, and
they retaliated. They hit Breaking Bad episodes with seventy thousand
one star review dropping its average score from a ten
to a nine point five, which is now currently tied

(28:16):
with the episode of that Game of Thrones spin off. Cool,
but also, I mean this goes to why when you know,
people go, you know, like, why are you watching things
based on others reviews, you know, like if a friend
of yours said, oh, I went and sawid this movie.
It's really good. I watched this show it's really good.
Oh go to this restaurant, it's really good. But like,

(28:36):
I don't trust. I don't trust like things.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
On Yelp or going yelp and like, oh, people seem
to like this.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Okay, I'll give it a try. Because if you read
things that people are talking about online and you just
take that and you know, you go there for yourself,
I wonder how often it really like matches up with
things whatever the average review. I don't I don't think
it's I really.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Don't read the reviews. I do look at the photos though,
Like let's say trip Advisor a triple. Trip Advisors will
have photos from people of like resorts, like real ones,
not like right you photo shoots and stuff like that,
so you kind of kind of get the vibe of
what it really is.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I just figured it's all like kind of uh, like
you were talking about like one business will bomb the
other business in town, like.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
One person just trying to like make a living or
be successful, and somebody gets there.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
You know, parents, and we can all rest easy knowing
Breaking Bad is the best show ever.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, that is true? And who cares about this game
of thrunks?

Speaker 8 (29:32):
All right? Time?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Now for your birthdays and your corn A birthdays.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
We won't.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
And you know we don't do birthday now. More news
for the Dorks, Sam Wise, Amji and Lord of Rings. Yeah,
I know that is Bob on Stranger Things and most
importantly Mikey and the Goonies. There's also Rudy.

Speaker 11 (29:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah. Sean Aston has a birthday today? Is any of
the is it in sad right now? I believe show? Yeah?
Oh he is?

Speaker 9 (30:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
What happened to other than Annie?

Speaker 12 (30:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yes, she timed out Grand Drusheran? Yeah? Seawan Aston's fifty five.
Rashida Jones from Parks and Wrack in the Office, she
is fifty. Ron Weasley's older brothers Fred and George, and
the Harry Potter movies James and Oliver Phelps. They're about
forty years old today. Chelsea Handler is fifty one, and
the wrestling legend Rick Flair is Nye How is he telling?

(30:27):
Boy who Carrot Top? Is sixty one? And then the
old school TV talk show host is Sally Jesse Raphael Yeah,
what she's ninety one years old.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Yeah, I saw her in an interview and you wouldn't
even recognize her.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Ninety one. Your born of birthday is Candace Dare in
today's Birthday Girl. She's been torn up more than that
newspaper at the bottom of boards. Guinea Pick Cage Good
four hundred and thirty six fine films, including Cannas's Double
Doggie Dare Cool, Candace butters her cupca Volume one. She
was in Booty Delicious, Candace Dare cooks up an anal storm.

(31:07):
Witness the Thickness Volume one. Nice. She was in ass
Suffocation Volume two. Look, dad, I'm in the porn movie
Volume Seven's my girl? And then who can forget her
unforgetable role and put a black baby inside of her? Yeah?
Now please? That is Candace there, who's thirty six years
old today, And that's your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Wednesday. Look what's happening around the

(31:29):
world of entertainment and other things I want to put
Witness the thickness on my business. Witness the thickness? I
love that all right?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
More?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
What it Show's next? Hang on the Woody Show. We
will be right there.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
The Woody Show and.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Right into another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically
correct world. Dangs all here, I'm body. That's Greg Gory
Highway menace. That's right there.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
He would encourage you to find us and follow us
on social media. Do it event? Just look forwards at
the Woody Show. There's Gena Grad. Yeah, we got Sea
mans I, Sammy's here, Morgan is right there. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie find his follow
us I mentioned on social media. Text There we go
on the two to nine eight seven Gina Grad. What

(32:18):
are the trending news headlines?

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Well, the annual State of the Union address happened last night,
and it was so long that it actually set a
new record. President Trump's speech came in at an hour,
forty seven minutes and forty six seconds.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Now, I know what you guys are talking about. Like,
this must be what it's like when I'm like at
an event, trying to do trying to talk to you. Yeah, yeah,
I get it. Well, there was also plenty That's what
I thought about that. Immediately, I'm like, this is what
they're talking about.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
There's also plenty of interruptions from upset Democrats that are
shouting in the middle of the speech.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
They got booted from the room.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
And the one thing that everyone seemed to agree on, though,
was the celebration of the men's US hockey team. They
just won gold at the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Of all the god, the one hundred year old dude
got like a medal of honor. I haven't watched a
State of the Union. I don't even know why. I
think it was just it was on, yeah, and I
just started watching it, and then I'm like, I've forgotten
this far. I guess I should watch that. I watched
it in years. And then at the end of it,
I was like, I wish I hadn't.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
It doesn't matter who's giving it. It's platitudes, it's pandering, boring.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I've done such a good job of not ignoring news,
but like just taking a step back from more outside
of this show. Yeah, just stepping back and not engaging
much right here. And and one of the main reasons
was because like all the partisan, you know, division stuff
was just driving me nuts. I had to, you know,

(33:40):
so I watched the thing that is the most of ice.
This isn't going to help people screaming, Yeah, dude, it
was like it's a bunch of children on both sides.
On both sides, well yay boo, there's people, I mean,
you know, and I'm not uptight about language, as you know,
but like you're you're you're a representative of the country,
like you're a representative, you know whatever, and you're sitting

(34:03):
in the audience and you have and I understand, okay,
so you are against ice, that's great, but you're wearing
an f a big f ice class. It's just like
you're supposed to be. I don't know, you're supposed to be.
We're the we're the guest whose gas show. Right, you're
supposed to be this kind of like higher classier level
of right of whatever. You're on the world stage, time

(34:25):
and place and just and like there was one point,
you know where it just it's the mocking from the
right of the left that was immature. But then it
was also like so dumb and the partisan division part
of it where it's like there's a woman whose daughter
was murdered and they're they're acknowledging her, and like nobody

(34:48):
on the left stands up.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
It's like like, dude, like this woman lost her daughter
like violently was murdered and you can't even like just
you know, hey, stand stand for her. Hey, you know,
for certain things that you can agree about. Yeah, so
it's you know, like hockey, it's just a reminder, not
that you didn't know, but if you watch it, you're like, man,

(35:10):
these are a bunch of you know, tards, frustrating A yes, yeah,
it's really annoying. I'm disappointed that I watched it. I
haven't just winted in you.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
And of course everything was what you'd expect after that,
to taxes, foreign policy, border security, tariffs, and Trump announced
that Jade Vance will be leading the White House's War
on fraud after they found a bunch of fraud scams
involving the government in Minnesota, in California, Massachusetts, and Maine.
Bottom line, like you said, if you missed it, you
really didn't miss anything. And there's a big break in

(35:40):
the case of Remember that girl, Anna Kapner, She was
the one found murdered.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
On the cruise ship last year. Okay, so the sixteen
year old step.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Brother of Anna has officially been charged with her murder.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
According to reports, Anna was killed after her stepbrother allegedly
strangled her to death. It also was said that the
brother has a quote twisted obsession with her, and it
was eyed as a suspect from the very beginning. On
the cruise ship, the younger brother in the family, not
the step brothers, said he are yelling and chairs being
thrown in the room that Anna was, by the way,
sharing with her step brother, and that's when he and

(36:14):
the family knew something was wrong. After he allegedly killed her,
the stepbrother wrapped Anna up in blankets and life vests
before stuffing her under the bed. Remember that's what they
found her. Yeah, the FBI has officially named him as
a suspect because he's a minor.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
But you know that's what's going on. It's like, bro,
there's a balcony, right, there.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Was a terrible way, Like because people don't do that
to themselves, yourself, it's.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Weird at menace. Yeah, if you have any other good
ideas of suggestions, clearly collecting them. Also, like, why did
that take a whole year to figure out that's weird?
A year they knew it was him, right, Well, he
was a suspect from the beginning. Yeah, Well, they have

(36:59):
to get all their ducks and rows, so they can
actually prosecute.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Him, right, especially when you're dealing with a minor, you
better know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah, it's always one of those situations where they know,
but now they have to, you know, get all the
stuff together so that when they take it and officially,
you know, file the charges or whatever, they have all
that stuff, they can actually like, I'm sure that parents
know this guy sucks. Yeah, it's like it's a giant
crime scene. It's one hiny cabin with medas. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Well, good news everybody. Spirit Airlines is going to live on. Yes, yeah,
they announced that they reached a deal with their creditors
that allow them to come out of bankruptcy later this year.
A little bit of a catch in order to lower
the debt. To make the deal, Spirit will have to
offer forty fewer flights and seats, but at least they
won't have to merge with another company. Keeps that competition

(37:47):
strong for travelers. What he gets more chances at seeing us, Yes,
fight breakout.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Dude, buzzballs, Yeah, for everybody. Little cans of pringles with
two exactly. Oh yeah, I love it. Well.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
And then of course, you know SeaBASS likes to sit
up front.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh really that's going on. I'm telling you that is
the way to fly. Have you ever done it? Yeah?
If you can, you know, or make the bid like
Menace did that recently. Bid it's called seat bid.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yeah, so when they ask you what seats you want,
you can either just straight up pay for them, or
you do the seat bid and you just offer a
certain amount of money and then if no one buys
those seats, then you get it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Dude, not seeing a fight. You can get the big
seat up front for what you would get like an
economy plus seat on other airlines.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
It's like a reclier doesn't recline, but doesn't recline. But yeah,
it's like a regular sized first class against some cossas.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Which is which is great.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Now.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Their internet on spirits pretty good. It's like a high
speed internet. Is it starling? It's not starlink, but it's
quick and so you can you can stream and it's
like I think if the last time I was on
there and they were it was like eight bucks. So
it's not like American airlines that want to charge you
like twenty nine. I got a.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Bankrupt Yeah, pretty good, people.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I sit in the back and maybe you'll get to
see something. That's what I'm hoping, a little entertainment.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
The last Spirit flight I was on, and think they
that plane came off the showroom floor the day before.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Really absolutely awesome. Okay, well you get to keep flying
it now.

Speaker 8 (39:17):
Although I wasn't behind a baby that took a mad dump,
absolutely another good reason to.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Keep them on plane.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
Yeah, speaking of mad dumps, Greg, who uses or who's
at least seeing one in somebody else's house?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
A squatty potty? Oh yeah, okay, I don't use one.
You really have that hard a time like dumping? Well,
apparently it's getting it all out. Yeah, apparently you do,
even if you don't know it. I don't know. That's
why exactly right.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Second, absolutely well, seems that women are way into the
squatty potty more than men.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Well, the other part is, Greg, it's unsightly. I mean totally,
well you are They just push them up against the toilet. No, yeah,
also slightly. It's the equivalent of just having like a
walker in a road. My po teacher which she was
ninety and she had little rails in the side of
the toilet. Give me that. It's essentially a medical device

(40:16):
with like the raised up toilet seat freaked me up. Yeah,
so is it worth? Okay you stash it away? Is
it worth like, okay, I have to take a poop now,
going and getting your squatty potty, setting it out there
and using it doing whatever you put it away? Yeah?
Can I give you a I'm saying, is getting that
last little nugget out that big of a problem that

(40:36):
you're like you want your whole life without the squad
r Yeah? Yeah, exactly. What's what's the advantage of literally
sit down and you go.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
It's like a two minute thing, Max.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, you're not like because you're on the pot how
it's supposed to be. But yeah, but if you're if
you're going, if you're going to the restroom when you
really have to go, it shouldn't be a big deal anyway.
If you're going eighteen times like Sammy does, maybe, yeah,
you need like everything to be perfect.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Everything's as regular as you are, right, you know you're supermostipated.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, I'm saying if you're super constipated, like there's the
squatty potty is probably not the answer. You probably need
to look into your diet or But I'm being very
close minded. I should go to Morgan's house and try
it out.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, you should. And it goes back in the drawer.
You'd never even know it's there.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, exactly. Maybe Tyler walk in on you.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah, but see I locked the door yesterday. By the way,
it's good. It's under the scene.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Oh and it holds up Tyler.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I have no clue.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
He's got to be a weight limit only. Yeah, have
an industrial sex one built of steel. Well, you know
how I.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Said, I'm a woman of the people with spirit airlines.
I'm also one of the people with the squatty potty.
If you have just like a small, like little waste basket,
you can just put your face there.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
It can be anything.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yeah, you know what the Morgan I say, leave it
out because I don't have one. But when I go
to someone's house and they have one, I love it.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I'm sure Sammy's tell is short, so even on like
a regular standard toilet, her feet are probably dangling.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
But you know what, and it made me so mad
one time I had to get new toilets, and toilets
now are just made bigger. You can't even get the
smaller ones. So it had smaller ones where my feet
touched the ground. I got the smallest one available. My
feet don't touch.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
The ground, really mad.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I remember there was one time as I go back
to school, n my kids are really little in the
elementary school. Everything's tiny. Like you go and you're sitting
in the in the classroom, talk of the teacher, and
you're in these mini chairs and you feel like elf,
like Will Ferrell and elf.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
You ever had to use the mini urinals because my
husband's like, what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Get on the floor, Like get the floors, just uncurl
it and unfurl and just you know your husband's got
no problem, that's right. But uh yeah, you go into
you go in the restroom. The toilets are like four
inches off the ground. Your knees are like squatty potty chin. Yeah, well,
I know we're having a good time here.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
I'm good about to ruin that because the creator of
the squatty potty, Robert Edwards, he was arrested for allegedly
buying and receiving tons of child porn over.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
So you want to throw that? Oh my god, So
here's you read. All the shampoo bottles already back in
the old days. Morgan doesn't even know that. You'd have
to read the toothpaste bottle.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Well.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Authority set up a sting operation on the dark web
back in twenty twenty one and said that Edwards was
part of this meeting group where members quote viewed a
collection of vile content being streamed on a main screen.
Then last May, the FBI said that Edwards may have
purchased some child porn through his PayPal account. Then in
November they executed a search warrant on his house and
took his phone, which had a bunch of stuff on it.

(43:46):
So he's being held without bail. So ball means enjoy
your squad.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
How did he invent the squatty poty? It's just a stool?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Well, I mean other country has been doing that for
how long?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (43:56):
He just took it mart Oh I guess yes, smart man.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
Sammy said she gets excited when she sees a squatty
potty quote at somebody else's house.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Imagine poopin at a friend's house. Oh God, I told
you she's a disgusting monster. Well I'm so excited.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Okay, Well, speaking of disgusting monsters, here's a scary story
out of England about something that was not a big
deal that turned into a life changingly bad idea. A
fifty nine year old woman was rushed to the hospital
after she became unresponsive, couldn't breathe. Doctors realized she had
a severe, fast moving sepsis. Oh my god, put her

(44:38):
in the ICU.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
It was so bad.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Her heart stopped six times. This infection spread so fast
it put her in a coma. So to save her life,
doctors removed her spleen, and the damage was so bad
she ultimately lost all four limbs and became a quadriplegic.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
So guess how guess why this happened? How you get this?

Speaker 9 (45:00):
But I have it?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Okay, Well, yeah, let's go. First, dog licked her or something.
I was going to kisses.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
That's right, Yes, doctors trace the infection back to bacteria
from a dog who probably licked an open wound of
hers mouth in the world, yeah, right, all through a
body lost all her limbs. So let that be a
lesson to you.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
And you're kissing on your No, dude, I don't be
kissing on my dogs at all. I mean, I love them,
but I'll never do that. I'll take a little kiss
on the nose or on my ear. No, not with
an open wound. I don't have the open wound. You
get away from me. Yeah, the people that always you're right,
people that throw that that out there. You know, dog's
mouth is cleaner than human what does that mean? Cleaner

(45:47):
than a human mouth does not mean clean exactly. And
I don't recall eating poop off the ground. And by
the way, I don't even think that's true. True, But
let's just say for the sake of argument that it
was true. Cleaner than a human mouth does not mean clean.
We're discussing if.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
This happened to me and I had all the limbs.
Amputaba begged you to throw me off a cliff.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yes, why just flip you over so your face down
and suffocate me. I would do. I would do right
by you. I'd kick you off the cliff.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Well, finally, the people at McDonald say they have a
new burger hit in the menu and it's the biggest
burger yet.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
We're gonna have to try this.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
It's called the Big Arch Burger. It has two quarter
pound patties, three slices of white cheddar cheese, crispy onions,
slivered raw onions, lettuce and pickles. Also comes with big
arch sauce and they say it's the perfect balance of mustard,
pickle and sweet tomatal flavors all on a sesame and
poppy seed button. And in other news involving McDonald's, they
have been slowly limiting the number of sauces you get

(46:46):
with orders. Does anyone notice this? Just grab like a
handful of them and put them in the back.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
With Popeyes one location near the radio station. He was
very angry for a very long time because I was,
you know, large k So I bought two meals. Yeah,
but I was only one person and they only gave
me enough sauce for one meal.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
And I go.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I went back and said, hey, can I get more sauce?
And I'm like, no, You're gonna have to buy it.
I go, no, but I bought two meals. My only
issue with McDonald's in the sauce, I think, I told
you is the location closest to my house. No matter
what sauce you order for your nuggets, you always get barbecue.
Oh no, I want to honeymoon. Okay, here's barbecue. Like
you get you open the bag and so now before
I even leave the drive through. We've got nuggets. I'll

(47:29):
sit there right before I leave, because I'm like, I
know and I can burn. Excuse me, this is barbecue.
I just I just hand it right back. I order
honey mustard. It's big barbecue. That's got the push going
on at our local location.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Would you try and throw them off the scent and
get two drinks? What when you get two meals?

Speaker 13 (47:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
No, I just never gone back. And I was like,
when you ordered both meals, were you pretending that you
were going to have the other meal go to another person?

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Get drinks?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Two drinks? Must be no shame, And certainly you know
I'm not. I'm not going. My friend at the trunk
would like, you're on a business, like you don't even
know me. I'm not going to sit there by myself
and eat it.

Speaker 14 (48:11):
Well, people are in the car, people are super pissed
about this lack of sauces, and everybody's bitching about it
on social media, and people are claiming that each order
only comes with one packet, even if you order more nuggets,
and at the moment, McDonald's charges for extra sauces.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
In some areas it.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Could be up to thirty nine cents per container. McDonald's workers,
though they're defending the move. They say that limiting the
sauces is understandable because when they run out, they're the
ones that have to deal with people shouting and screaming
at them that they're out of your you know, beloved
honey mustard.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Now years ago, this was the mid nineties. Well, I
worked at McDonald's. I remember the policy was two you know,
to per order. Yeah, two poor, like if you had
the a nugget meal sweet and so whether it was
a six piece or a four piece or a ten
piece or what it was two? Oh, even with a
four piece, like yeah that somebody said that, can I another?
You give them the second one? Now you go to

(49:02):
other places, Dude, we have a refrigerator full of Chick
fil A sauces like a ton. I think they grabbed
them by the and taco bells and other ones. Oh
my god, they literally reached their hand in there and
they grabbed like a fist.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
And why did they ask, like how many give me
a bunch?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Just grab some and we hold on to them like
we have a ziplog bag that we keep getting the refrigerator.
Why yeah, because you never you never know when you
just might need some of that Chick fil a sauce
emergency sauce. Exactly right. Yeah, well that's what's going on
with because what if a big barbecue strikes again and
that's not what I wanted, and then I have some
options in the fridge, you know, exactly all right, Thank
you very much. Gina grabbed the show. All right, welcome back,

(49:47):
Sea Mass What is this? What do you He's got
some audience come to a boiling point.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Unfortunately, there's been a lot I make claims on this show,
and you know, not not just opinion claims, but claims
of fact.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Shut down here we go.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
They are shot down egregiously and with attitude, and I
just had I gotta put some people in their place.
We have certain people who are liars slash memory erasers.
It's one thing not to remember not to recall. That's
another thing that when you don't do that, But it's
another thing that when you're presented with that information to

(50:23):
be like what.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
No, no, you're an idiot, Sea Best. Really here's a
person to think it, like, what like, what what was
the straw that broke the camel's back that you said
it reached a boiling point.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Well, it happened during an episode of the week is link.
Oh oh, now this is dates are important here. This
is November, okay, some time ago.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
But he's been doing on something.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
And uh, this was Greg's presenting. And listen to the
how the game goes and the statement I make at
the end.

Speaker 8 (50:57):
See best, what is the name given to six babies
born to the same mother at the same time? Topics
correct in the English alphabet? What is the penultimate letter?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Why?

Speaker 8 (51:06):
Correct that elderly people are described as being long in
the what tooth correct? Typical sign for a pawn shop has?
How many brass balls? Correct?

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I would say that was an excellent round by both. However,
there were numerous repeater questions in there. It means that
they're like, I got that that pawn thing we've had before,
since I've no Listen, listen to the dismissiveness, especially from
the one Greg gory one.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
What dismissive? I don't think like I got that that
pawn thing we've had before since I've again I'm always
said not since I've written these, not since I've been here,
since I've been here.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Okay, I don't sEH, I don't set.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Do you know I don't sense it's hone. He just said,
well not since I right now, he's like them I started, Yeah,
appreciate that. Thank you for the He doesn't want to replay,
dragged this down. I still want to be involved. Okay, good,

(52:19):
be quiet? Yeah, right, So so again, that's dismissive. That's yeah,
that's dismissive. That is a good example. I understand greg
saying my reaction doesn't fit the narrative, so I should
not speak exactly. He's got one speed, you guys. Facts.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Here, let's listen. Listen to Greggory again for numerous repeater
questions in there. It means that they're like, I got
that that pawn shot him. We've had before since I
not like increduling. Okay, okay, fine, let's hear the rest
of the argument. Let's hear the rest of the argument.

Speaker 15 (52:58):
Okay, you have this inability, I have evidence of my vaginas.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Go back to June eighteenth of the same year.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Okay, there we go, All right, SeaBASS, a typical shine
for a pawnshop has how many brass balls? Correct? What
is the name given to six babies born to the
same mother? At the same time correct menace. Elderly people
are described as being long in the what tooth? Correct?
In English?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Sea bass? What is the penultimate letter in the alphabet? Why? Correct?
In the same order too, in the same order, my god,
not even just like one repeater, but just like the
whole naturally apologies, but should know? But shouldn't you be happy?
If they were repeaters? Then I wanted you to win
bread You've had You've had repeaters in d uy Q.
Have you asked?

Speaker 8 (53:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Correct?

Speaker 8 (53:49):
And I acknowledge them when I well, okay, you said memory.
This is called liars and mind memory erasers. I told
you I'm the ultimate memory eraser. And the last time
we played, I was going to be the questions thinking like,
damn it, I can't remember if this is a repeater, and.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
We had some kind of record of how things went. Also,
not only a yeah, we write down every question that we.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Do, because not only am I very surprised and almost
satisfied because that was so satisfying, but also I didn't
hear my name in.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
That clip at all.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
You were not part of the game at that point,
but you were on the show jud at twenty twenty five,
so you were there. I'm going to pull up what
I do for I checked the pupet. Look a thousand
percent agreeing a repeater. Look menace.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Look see here's weakest link questions with lines through them,
and I probably forgot to put lines through them.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
No.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Great, know, it's kind of the end of the world,
right now, hold on until you're still being passive aggressive.
No accept this. Now you're when you're caught with the evidence,
you're getting okay, because no, I'm not being anything. I

(54:58):
would have accepted even this passive aggressive tone when I
brought it up. Yes, a very passive. It was denial
and acting like I'm I'm an insane person by saying now,
I mean, this doesn't help your I'm not inane person argument.
This is what it's called presenting you, guys, factual, actual evidence.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
I just said. This is satisfying to hear.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I'm not talking about Genie but from hold On, but
from what he and from Greg, Huh, you're just you
called me insane for having the facts.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
No, I'm calling you insane for you reading into it
so much. I didn't hear whatever tone you said that.
He was like I've been writing, which could have been
obviously which could have been a very simple mistake. I
don't think that Greg was out to trick us the
thing that he's had never been done before, because why
would that matter.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
My point is that it shouldn't have been deflection and denial.
It should have been Oh SeaBASS is right about almost everything.
Bring up something, do U i Q questions Being repeaters
is sorts of purpose. Number one is different people out
on the street. Number two it is to test retension

(56:10):
between a deep tweeted and tweeted dumb here with medicine Sammy.
So it's a totally different scenario as far as repeating AnyWho.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
All right, well, I take it you have another example
of people liars and memory erasers? Is that urific? I
do have one. Okay, well, then I will ask you
to hold that thought gladly, because we're gonna take a
break and then we're gonna come back. Number two, does
this one have anything to do with Greg? Or is
this like a issue or I'm getting Greg off the

(56:37):
liar and memory eraser hot seat. I'm not a liar.
I'm definitely a memory eraser. Remember what we did.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yesterdayparently, not very good at writing new questions either, Okay,
well we have.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I invite you to come over here and look at
what I have. But we're gonna lazy say things you
don't even We're going to hear Sea Bass's second argument
as to how we are liars and memory erasers and
why we should just acknowledge that Sea Bass is always right?
All is it always right all the time? Everything? You
should assume I'm right unless you have a solid proof

(57:08):
behind you. And why don't you want to come look
at the evidence. I don't get it. I'm not saying
you repeated, Yeah, get on the text. People are saying,
forget whoever Morgan's trying to fight rand let's get let's
get Sea Bass and Greg in there. Oh my god,

(57:29):
I don't feel the need to fight. I admit him
a memory or a racer, that's for sure. You guys
shouldn't fight. You guy should just make out. You know
what I'm saying. Yeah, let's let's not fight. Let's just
make out.

Speaker 16 (57:39):
That's what they say, right, that's Greg's answer to stuff
like it was in the pillow fighting videos.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Oh yeah, what are we doing?

Speaker 9 (57:46):
That memory.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
New or shocking? Yeah? All right, So Sea Bass said
he had some some some evidence that we are liars
and memory eraser.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
And I want to again thanks to Gina for being
the adult in the room is saying you know what,
you're right?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
That will It was it was really fun. I was like,
oh my god, word for word, you know mistakes. The
only thing I disagreed with you on was you saying
that Greg had tone, which I because I didn't hear it,
which is subjective. I think that's what I'm agreeing with.
I wasn't picking up tone from that. Yeah, you're right
about right. They were aeater questions.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
So the attitude shouldn't be instant dismissal. It should be hey,
it's sea best saying this. I should probably pay attention.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Well, And you also refuse to look at what I wanted.

Speaker 9 (58:33):
To show you. I don't.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I'm not saying you don't have a system for how
you write questions. Clearly doesn't work, but that's not the
art that That's not the argument I was making at all.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Now, if public perception means means anything, I mean, I'm
just looking at the text, and you don't have a
lot of supporters.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I will Yeah, I agree. I agree with the one
from seventy one to four. You guys should just apologize.
But now you're getting mad at him because he found
the evidence in a perfect world?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Was that the one you sent in a huge part
in utopia? What would you like to said right now?
Because I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I told you Gina was the adult in the room
and said, hey, thanks, you're right. I shouldn't have dismissed you.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
And hey, thanks, you're right. I shouldn't have dismissed you.
Here's one that just came in, and I can't believe
Greg has to take ish from embalding old lesbian lady
like you see. You know what that is. You remember
the word gas lighting, nagging, and and we're just talking
about it, Gina at all. We just learned about that

(59:32):
because they're not going to get going personally. I didn't
know what it was.

Speaker 17 (59:37):
So you're going off the subject to go person right.
It's not it's not it's not a fair form. You
said you have another example of how we are liars
and memory racist. But you said that this does This
next one is not anything to do with Greg. So Greg,
I know you're computer.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I can put my tone is not. I'll admit this
one is not.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Is lock and shut air tight, but it does show
a pattern lying in memory of racing from Okay, now
this is this is kind of the reason why we
the segment came up, because this is much more recent.
February twelve, twenty twenty six, we're talking again about Valentine's
Day paying for dates, and myself and some other people
brought up Sammy's attitude towards.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That when someone expects you to pay for the date,
deal breaker.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
But I believe deal breaker.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
I am not.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
Okay said.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I said that I will take note of that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
And so that's true the first date.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
If on the first date, yes, I will take note
of that. If that's along with a bunch of other things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
You said that one said they will be a second date.
Absolutely not, Okay, listen to that, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
And the defensive Now again, this one's not as lock
and shut, open and shut, key, whatever, so on and
so forth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Greg got smacked by his dad and he was bleeding.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I mean absolutely that. I started.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I used AI to search for archives, and I think
I think the original statement which Sammy said about she
would not have a second date with someone who split
the bill, I could not locate that specifically. However, the
conversation even I couldn't find. However, I was able to
find this from October sixteenth of twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
How many shows did you go back and listen to it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Crazy for getting evidence? Now this is the class that
is that is gaslight and calling me crazy for finding
the evidence.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Anyway, I didn't hear the word crazy there. That's implied.
So this is listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
This is much much earlier in Sammy's tenure of the show,
obviously first few months, but we were much closer to
the original statement here, same topic.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Well, as we know, I was in a relationship where
I paid for mostly everything. Change.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
We were talking about something like we were talking about
is going Dutch acceptable? And she said, yeah, if he offers,
that's fine, but I'm not having a second date with him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Right, you said that you were at birth.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I do think that I've been on plenty of dates
where I have paid. Is something to me that's kind
of like, oh, you're really gonna let.

Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
Me do this?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Okay, So again not logging shut, open and shut. But
she's much more honest in that earlier clip because it's
closer to the original statement.

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Well, what you guys said, was that I said it
was a deal breaker.

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
You said, take note, which is what you said in
the original clip, kind of like you're gonna let me
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
She did say it was a deal break, right, she
said specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
And this is, and Gina, you weren't in the studio,
of course, is there wouldn't be a second date. And
I couldn't find that clip aside outside our archives.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
So this is and like I had said previously, and
I will say this again, I did say that there
probably wouldn't be a second date because of the situations
I've had before where I have paid for things and
have continued to date that person. And I think that
the way that ends up being interpreted in this room
is that I have always been like that. I am
a person who's a giant snob when it comes to
dating and they all better pay for my stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
And that was never the situation. I just learned experiences.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
We're not saying that's been your case since you're sixteen.
We're saying that's your attitude now, because that's what you
said as an adult, and at least in that clip
you were you didn't say absolutely not. You are much
more honest about your attitude, which I appreciate from twenty
twenty three, sent.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
To mean again, the proper response like when you go
to a church service and the minister, you know, the
father says blah blah blah blah blah, and to and
to whatever they chant back, also with you yeah, and
also with you thank you. Here the proper response is
you're right, Sea Bass. I can't believe we ever doubted
you because you were right about everything all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
You're right, Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
I can't believe that we ever doubted you because you're
right about everything all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Do not isolate a second? Do you feel better? Sea Bass?

Speaker 11 (01:03:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I kind of feel like that's what it is like
when people, like an adult demands an apology. But just
so you're sorry that hard and you go I'm sorry again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Thank you Sammy for saying that, although you have to
say all the time, I'll admit I may have some
things off, so just say it's just the vast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Majority of the time. It's just the vast majority. So
your first response shouldn't be what, no, It should be
probably all right. Well, now now we know he's been
another learning experience.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
The rest of us with evidence thank god, I'm crazy
for spending time on it, crazy for being right. Also
lucky to have you to correct us again in our
miss sarcasm doesn't help.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Hey, I'm not I'm being very since I don't know
about that tone. Yeah, apparently he's not very good at
picking out tone. Clearly, clearly. All right, more Woody Shows. Next. Thanks,
the Woody Show. We'll be right back. I'll see it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
You guys want to hear a daft foods sub story
more than anything, so that for the second time this year,
and congratulations of the state of Florida the executed a
prison inmate. I did hear about that, sixty five year
old Melvin Trotter executed by lethal and jack for the
murder of a seventy year old store owner that he
stabbed death back. And here's the problem. In nineteen eighty

(01:05:06):
six exactly now forty years later. Forty years it always
does anyway. So he had applied for a stay, but
the Supreme Court denied that application. What's up at the time,
you know. Justice Sonia Soda Mayor said that she was
deeply troubled by Florida's history on lethal injections. According to

(01:05:31):
her death row inmates in the state have been suspicious
of Florida using expired drugs and engaging in other questionable practices.
But also but we've talked about Yeah, we've talked about
this a number of times when it comes to executing
these murders, rapist, you know, child molester or whatever. Kill
who cares how the job gets done? Yet, don't question

(01:05:52):
the means by which the ends are met.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
And don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
It'll be over soon. And what a better way to
use expired drugs and on people you're trying to kill anyway? Right? Yeah,
like it's if you're gonna die tomorrow, are you checking
expiration dates on anything? Yeah? Don't you think Morgan would
have eaten that chicken?

Speaker 8 (01:06:11):
That uh the same?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
What would she cares?

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
And if you're worried about it being expired, here's an idea,
syringe of air.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Free anyway, So congratulations to Florida. What's up? Yeah, it's great.
Starting a little follow up, and I know that Gina's
got a clip of this. So we were talking about
punch the monkey, and everybody, of course is like, of course, look,
I get it. He's cute, He's cute. It's the animal

(01:06:42):
kingdom doing what the animal kingdom does? Right?

Speaker 9 (01:06:45):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And I guess John Stewart, Uh, he had thoughts about it.
He was addressing Punch the Monkey on The Daily Show.
Here's what he had to say.

Speaker 18 (01:06:53):
Punch although distract, but clearly there is probably something wrong
with him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Please I say this here we act.

Speaker 18 (01:07:09):
I understand and it's endurable and he's breaking my heart.
But that being said, who are we to question the
wisdom of the trock. I'm just saying, they're the ones
that know him Bass. They've decided he's problematic.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
What the fuck you know better? We don't know monkeys
better than the monkeys?

Speaker 9 (01:07:41):
Is at it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
All?

Speaker 18 (01:07:42):
The little monkey experts all decided in the middle of
a blizzard.

Speaker 9 (01:07:48):
To come here tonight and we see let me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Who now, Oh y'all?

Speaker 13 (01:08:00):
Oo? Were we to question.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Their lived experience? That's what I've been saying.

Speaker 18 (01:08:07):
We're parasocial, attemptively. Look, they decided, the mom, the elders,
the juniors, even that fucking stuffed monkey looks like, Hey,
I don't want to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
I'm sorry. I'm standing by this. Yeah, that's what I'm thanking.
Johnny's been saying he should run for president. I agree.
I'm gonna go get punch. I'll call for him just
for that. No, and time for another oneing show original

(01:08:43):
trademark copyright game Drunk or High? All right, so I'll
give the story. You tell me, what do you think?
Was this person drunk or high? Cops in Ohio they
got a call about a domestic dispute. The problem was
this eighteen year old chick. It was at her boyfriend's house.
They asked her what the issue was and she replied

(01:09:05):
to them with her first name. Hey, So what's going
on was the problem? And she gave her name. When
the cops had tried to get her in the back
of the car, but she threw herself to the ground,
shouted that her shoe came off, and then hit one
of the officers in the face. When they stood her
back up, I got my answer.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
They put her in a holding cell where she was
continuously kicking the door and banging her head on the door.
And while she was in there, she slipped out of
her handcuffs and used them to break the window on
the door. Okay, was she drunk or high? I mean
all that extra stuff had the end sounds pretty high.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Initially sounds drunk with the shoe is drunk, you know exactly?
And they go what's wrong? And she says her name.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
She is one hundred thousand billion percent drunk drunk drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
That's a lot of energy to expel. Yeah, Hi, going
high drunk drunk SeaBASS hibou We mean weed by high? Right? Well,
I just high on? Is she like high on meth?

Speaker 8 (01:10:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Just drunk or high? Just weed? No, and then there's
a thousand high on drugs.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Okay, high.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
That's why I asked, Yeah, drunk, Well she was drunk, right,
No bonus drunk on what? Oh, it's got to be
something low end.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Moonshine rubbing alcohol hand sanitizer, Jagger, I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Would say Malibu rum, bigips, except Morgan, You're right, hand sanitizer.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I think we can share credit on that mega alcoholic
that she.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Was charged with vandalism and assaulting a police officer. Get
her life together? Yeah. Which is worse for your brain?
Cannabis or alcohol? Alcohol?

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Alcohol probably? I might say cannabis. Yeah, you always say
weed that kills brain cells?

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
We does the I mean it would Alcohol is worse
for like your liver. But i'd save weed for your brain.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Weed weed all right, long term alcohol use is more
damaging to the brain than long term cannabis use. The
assumption among many scientists has been that cannabis use may
just be as damaging to long term health as alcohol.
But the latest studies show the alcohol use that is
linked to brain shrinkage. But it's so enjoyable, Like, do

(01:11:30):
you really see your brain shrinking? No, thank you, I
like to you're talking about how you can't remember anything.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Oh yeah, corsic cop syndrome.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
That's the one that makes you down when you drink
too much. Yeah, corsic cough. So that's nice. So, I mean,
I know stoners will sit there and argue that you know,
they're totally fine and you're perfectly healthy, and that we
cure broken anything. You're anything you're breathing into your lungs
like that other than air oxygen?

Speaker 13 (01:12:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Is that that right there alone is not good? But
is there any kind of like not hearsay or any
kind of fact behind uh, you know, smoking out every
day like people who are just daily users. It's making
you dumber or it affects you like are some kind
of cognitive thing or forget why you walk into a
every time, or your motivations will gone definitely just because yeah,

(01:12:24):
because just the just the effect that has on you
when you are high. I would think that eventually, over
time that might change something. I'm just asking. I don't know,
I don't care. You can smoke, smoke yourself out. I
don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Well, there are more recent things happening where people are
actually getting physically sick from smoking every day. But I
think it's because they're making the weeds so much stronger.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Than its more awesome, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Okay, heavy long term marijuana use will lead to roughly
a three to four IQ point drop.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Oh no, people don't have that despair. That's something you
would notice three to four points. I mean that's three
Is that a three or four point question of mine?

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Or getting three to four percent assuming three four percent, well,
assuming it's one hundred IQ average person.

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
Yeah, but if now, if now you can't even say
you're an average IQ. Now you're ninety seven, and that's
that's a bumper.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
That's something people say, like they'll throw a number out
like that. I don't know what that means. It just
means that you're officially below average what's what's what is average? IQ?
One hundred is average by definition, by definition.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
And that's the thing too, is the the smartness in
IQ is in those margins. That's it's that top ten percent.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
So what's considered retarded?

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
No question, I mean they do do that in the
legal system, right, I'm asking it's legit.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I'm not trying to be funny.

Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
I'm thinking the legitic seventy somewhere around there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
One hundred is normal sixty. Fine, you guys are probably
in the range here. Yeah, we're probably, Yes, we are seventy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
We are between fifty five and seventy, and then between
forty and fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Five you got some bigger problems vegetable. Yeah, speaking of
the dream thinking Menace has a question because he's moving, Yeah,
and I'm thinking of how when you move you get ristuff.

Speaker 13 (01:14:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
I'm clearing out all these cabinets, and I go, Greg,
do you want all the alcohol? Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Because I'm not a home drinker at all. Like I'll
drink at events in you know, like concerts and things
like that, but I just don't sit at home and
drink same ever, right, all these bottles. I can't remember
a time I had a drink at my house.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
That's so strange to me, But I think as and
I'm not anti drinking, right, but I think it's good
to have alcohol in the house. If you have people over,
you have stuff to offer.

Speaker 8 (01:14:40):
I will, like I brought a bottle wine to your
house one time, and then at the end of the night,
you said, you know what, just take this home.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
We'll never drink it. But you could have just had
it there for another somebody else that comes over to
just well, I just knew that you would get enjoyment
out of it, right, And I will, like, if people
are coming over, I will make sure I have stuff
in the house, Like I do have some tequila because
that if I am going to drink something, that's what
I'll drink and it'll just it'll hold. Right. But if
people are coming over, depending on who's coming over and

(01:15:06):
what they're into, I'll just run out and get a
couple of little things. I don't have a full bar
like you go to some places. Due some people's houses, man,
they're yeah, they're dead stocked. Everything. They have all the
little things that use to like mixed up. What's that
thing that it's like the lid that has the spring
around the edge of it. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:27):
See, I have all the stuff, but I don't have
the ability to make all the drinks. Yeah, I have
the little book and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
See, Greg, what I want for you is like a
fifty style Barhart with like the globe that you open
it that has the ice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Amazing, he's got that. If you love this. I have
all like random also alcohol, and I have this one
vodka that's like I think it's like one hundred and
fifty bucks and it's made from the fog of San Francisco.
So stupid, But I would love to help you and
off your I how much do you have? You have

(01:16:03):
a ton of it? I already got rid of a
lot before and I just never restocked poured it down
the drain, right yeah, oh yeah, that would be so sad.
I think you give it to me like when Randy
worked here or something. Let's drink the fog vodka. Okay,
I'm telling you that I had a light taste of
like feces and harmeless mes pigeons. Yeah. It's way overpriced,

(01:16:26):
ye yeah, not worth it. It's conceited eight text us
over to two two nine eight seven. We'll take a
quick break we'll be right back and then after the break,
we have something for Greg. Thank you. It's Greg's gay
or nay. He's been making a lot of statements lately saying,

(01:16:46):
you know, things like, if you watch the Super Bowl
for the commercials, that's gay. He is allowed to be
the authority on this on a kind of gay, right, right,
So I was given that right, all right? So I
just I just have a few things because there's this
thing that Gina and I an account that Gina and
I have been obsessed with. Oh my god, and we

(01:17:07):
can't get enough of this dude. Pretty funny and he's
got some thoughts, and then we'll compare his thoughts and
you could be the final word interesting he's not. Kay, Yeah,
I'll be interested to see if you agree or disagree. Right, yeah, awesome.
It's what's up with what's going in cellcal Sports with
Jeff g Hey, Good morning, Jeff g Yo, what's going on?

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Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Hi Jeff, you too? The woody shot Greg Gory's is
it gay or name? I'm excited you said you had
a couple, yeah, the most recent.

Speaker 8 (01:19:10):
Like I said, if you get excited about commercials during
the super Bowl, that's pretty gay.

Speaker 9 (01:19:13):
You brought that up.

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
I think key chains are kind of gay. Like you
have more than just the fob, that's kind of gay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Agreed. And along those lines, any kind of like character, right.

Speaker 8 (01:19:25):
If you drive a Fiat, that's kind of game. I'm
guilty of a lot of these. But I think smoothies,
if you like drinking smoothies, that's kind of gay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Ye counts. I do too. I love gay smoothie, but
I just think they're kind of gay.

Speaker 8 (01:19:43):
If you're at a restaurant and it's time to order
and you say, I'm not that hungry, you have just
a salad, which I do gay. And then if you wear,
like if you have a shirt that's too big, like
a T shirt that's a triple X and you have
lost a bunch of weight and you're like, oh, I'm
gonna use that to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Go to bed sleep shirt. That's kind of good. Really,
but I have a special shirt. I wouldn't put that
in the same category. If you like that what Nennis
does that seems way more gay than using just an
old T shirt. Really, I think it was gay. Yeah, yeah,

(01:20:20):
picture ebony or screwge right, not a night gown. It's
it's it's just like a like a longer shirt. If
you pass by the you know, the clothing section at
the Walmart, you'll see him every once in a while.
The usually have tweedy bird on them, you know, things
like that. Yeah, but like a like someone in an
oversized sleep shirt. That's what girls do, right right.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
Like the other day, I found this old T shirt
in my closet that I got for Christmas years ago
when I was like a double X and I was
going to get rid of it, I was going to
donate it. I thought, you know what, I could wear
this to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
That's pretty good. See, I think having a jammis is gay?
Really A dude having I think a set of pajamas.
I think that's the opposite of this is like old timey.
I don't know, I house Jammys.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
Yeah, well calling him Jammy whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
But like if you have a set of pjs, like
dedicated pjs, like a real man sleeps naked or in
his night shirt and an old shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
And we should point out Greg that yes, if you
are a man and you show up a restaurant and
you're not hungry, doesn't mean have to stuff yourself, but
you order let's say, a martini or a Scotch on
the rocks, not a salad salad.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
So this guy was it resilient fitness or we we
keep watching this guy. This guy just all of a
sudden entered the chat a couple of weeks ago, and
Gina sent Greg and I the link to this guy.
Are you talking about Malibus? He's got a big, giantliant fitness.

(01:21:53):
He's got these big you know he does like you know,
talking about Friday gay ish And he just goes down
this list of things like if you watch super Bowl
for the commercials gay it's all because he's like having
a matter of fact conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
You complain about deadlifting gay.

Speaker 17 (01:22:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
So here here's just one of his videos, and Greg,
let's see how many of these you agree or disagree
with I'll pause after we get through each few. What's
up your HomeOS, we're back.

Speaker 10 (01:22:20):
Socks with sandals, gay, scooters of any kind gay, going
to the beach but not getting in the water gay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
All right, let's start there. So socks with sandals gay
or nay?

Speaker 8 (01:22:30):
Right, I would say nay, that doesn't seem like anything
of self respecting gig. I would do it's more hippie
or sloppy, sloppy gross, Okay, scooters of any kind kind
of I'm on the game meter, like if the if
dead center, I'm leaning gay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
I think as an adult male, yes, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
If you're a kid, that's different.

Speaker 8 (01:22:54):
So okay on the game meater and we're talking about
the gay adults gay, Okay, going to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
The each but not getting in the water, No, oh,
I think that's so gay.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
No, sometimes it's just too damn cold and you want
to walk along the water or like making.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Me your hair. Agreed, I find it not care Well,
we have to go with what you say. You're the
final word. You're the only one that gets to have
a real opinion for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:23:23):
Obese first responders gay skipping cardio because you're in a
bulk gay road biking gay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Okay, Obese first responders alight. And I think that was
just to be funny by skipping Cardio because you're in
a bulk specific to the fitness people. Well, he's a
fitness guy. Yeah, that's his main business.

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
And I would think being way into Cardio would make
it more gay. I'm going to say no to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
That road biking like the like the like France. His
name like this guy is one that wonder Armstrong. Yeah,
I'm going to say no to that as well.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
It just seems to he went little outfits.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
I think I think that. Yeah, cycling like just seems
pretty gay. Really Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
I think you're right, but it's it's always like middle
aged fat guys.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Yeah, I just feel I made this comment, uh, you know,
to Gina talking about you know, kids in the neighborhood,
and she wanted to get on the bike and and
right around there. She can get away with that. She's
a chick. But like a dude, once you reach the
age where you are legally allowed to drive, the bike
is no longer it's a little creepy. If you're doing
it just for fun, you mean you got it like

(01:24:40):
gay fun?

Speaker 10 (01:24:41):
Okay, not being able to hold a conversation with your
friends and strictly movie quotes gay.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
If your diet has a name gay, Birkenstocks gay.

Speaker 8 (01:24:50):
All right, okay, I'll start with Birkenstocks, not gay. That's again, okay, burnout.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Your diet has a name came out.

Speaker 8 (01:25:02):
I'm I'm gonna lean gay, especially if he referred to
it by that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Not being able to hold a conversation with your friends
and strictly movie quotes. I'm not gonna say gay, just
kind of one note. That's anti browie. Okay, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:25:24):
Putting clothes on your dog gay, Putting your animal in
some sort of nifty carrying purse gay.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
The d m V GAYDMV. There's a lot of ground. Yeah,
so sorry. Putting clothes on your dog, yes, I'm saying no,
will yep, thank you. It's a hoodie and a chain.
He's got a stroller for his dog. That's the most
obvious one here. No, the one the dog and a

(01:25:51):
purse is what he said after that. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah,
But I don't think putting clothes on your dog.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:25:58):
I have a neighbor who has a greyhound in there,
insanely thin skinned. They have to kept cool in the summer,
kept warm in the winter. Sometimes it's necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
They don't, they don't. God thought of that. My yah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
No, My our neighbor had a greyhound. We were little kids,
and that thing had closed zero percent of its life.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
For different climates. Yep, exactly, thank you. But he was
in hot and he was in cold. They make it
deep and then DMV I think we're gonna agree.

Speaker 8 (01:26:24):
I'm gonna be honest. I'm not getting that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
I think of that again. That's the one that he
throws in there to be funny, so let's just not
take it literally. And well, I thought we were being
I thought we were okmvuh not gay?

Speaker 14 (01:26:36):
Go on?

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
There sucks. It's the worst. Yeah, okay? Uh see next one.

Speaker 10 (01:26:40):
Waking up after sunrise gay buying organic food at the
big box grocery store and actually believing that it's organic.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Gay blaming carves for making you fat gay?

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
All right, okay, blaming carbs for making you fat gay.
I'm gonna say no to that, because unless my doctor
is a total quack, that's what he says constantly, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Say he's factually accurate about the But I think if
you vocalize it, yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
Like when we were talking about Chick fil a, Oh,
you don't go there because the gay marriage thing. No,
too many cars.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Like that's buying organic food the big box grocery store
and actually believing that it's organic.

Speaker 8 (01:27:19):
That I agree with, And I would take away big
box stores and put any store. If you're a dude
and you're like, oh, I only buy organic and you're
snowed by the fact that you think it's better, you're
that's pretty gay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Waking up after sunrise. I wish I could. Yeah, uh, now,
I see where he's going with that. I'm gonna say, no,
how about this one buying a truck that's not four
wheel drive? Gay? I'm guilty of that. So let's say, yeah,

(01:27:50):
this one four on five text. You are getting triggered
by anything this guy is saying, is hell a gay?
Which is the last one here taking any of this
personally gay? Even a goddamn fit My comment section gay exactly,
pretty funny. Not triggered by any triggered is gay? It's
a I think it's a lot of the delivery. It's

(01:28:10):
his look and his delivery. It's don't and he's done
a couple other ones since then.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
He looks like a classic like seventies fireman, big mustache mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Yeah yeah, oh, good point on the text the d
m V being gay is the nineties definition usage of gay.
Oh that's the way what he was trying to Okay,
so that's where he's going from. I mean that's with
some of these, you know what I mean? All right? Yeah,
there was another one on here that was kind of
an oh yeah, obest first responders. I saw the fattest
copy the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:28:40):
See, I would say in the first responder world, if
you have a job that requires you to wear scrubs
and you're wearing Gina whimsical scrubs, yeah, you better work
at the children's hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
That's exactly right. If it's not a solid color scrubs.
What's his uh handle again?

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
Reliant dot Fitness.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
That's the best screen name, menace. Yeah dot Fitness. Have
you been up on Malibu yet? That's the fitness guy
that's been really blown up Malibu somehow. A lot of
the fitness guys don't about this guy is from Gina
has been really taken off this week. I don't like,

(01:29:20):
what kind of stuff is it?

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Legit fitness stuff or legit finished stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
It's just funny because this guy has like well it's
not funny why he has it, but he has a
permanent smile and he looks like a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
It's like a hardcore surfer guy. But he is an
actual actually vet that got like like shrapnel in his face.
So I had to redo it. You want to search
Malibu fit Max with two ext When you say, next
time you're telling somebody about this guy, lead with the
guy is a VET who got injured in the line
of duty. Before you a lot of people, don't you

(01:29:51):
start like saying like, I've always got this like permanent
smile and he's got this goofy face. People start maybe
start by the.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Way initially familiar initially that's why people like were drawn
to him because of that, but not knowing the background.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Is that just an excuse menus? Because he also has
like fair of fawcet hair.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
Oh yeah, I mean, but he does he does a
lot of stuff with veteran veterans. Yeah, but people are
loving him eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us
up with the text over to two two nine eight seven,
Thank you, Greg, thank you appreciate it. More what shows next.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
The Woody Show returns right after these messages. This is
the Woody Show. Well, the Woody Show, Glory Whole and
all of its glory is a position here. I really
love it because it's it's real filthy these days. Actually,
I say we've talked about it's kind of like a

(01:30:47):
like a seasoned cast iron. It's weather. Yeah, yeah, it's
a it's seen a lot of action. It's just like
you see in a truck stop. There's just a whole
and things things come through the hole, and on the
other side, somebody is blindfolded, only using their face and
their mouths to try to determine what the item is.

(01:31:08):
For the wood Show Glory Hall, we could not we
could not agree on who would be the recipients. It's
pre debate off.

Speaker 8 (01:31:16):
A stapler. Now it's like a tarantula.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I put I put everybody's name in this. It's me Morgan, Gina,
Greg Venice.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
And Sammy no offense. Whoever was doing staplers in the
Glory Hall challenge. We're even trying.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
It used to be like that in the old timey days.
It would be innocuous things. You don't look, just pick
one out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
I'm so scared. Nobody get mad at me. Make sure
you just pick one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Oh, I dropped it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Okay, you only need one? Yeah, yeah, it up. It's
Gina Look anything, Sam Morgan.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
See, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
See the proof is right here. It wasn't. Gena's in there. Yeah,
that's absolutely what happens. Look, everybody's name is on is
on a piece of paper. Everybody's name. That's right. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:32:17):
Remember you know how sometimes we talk about crying in
the workplace. This could be one of those days.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
Well, good, you got to get one off the way.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
What's that? What's the theme?

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Okay, it'd be better if I told you after Ginae
gets out, because because telling the theme is a bit
of a clue.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
And I'll explain why. No, too bad.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
I have a deal for you. You pay me two
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
I'll do it for you, easy, I'll do it. I'll
pay two hundred. No, okay, I want to Neither of
you are in bargaining position on that one. Yeah, okay,
do you have to tell the theme? Like holiday?

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
But it makes a ton of sense, Like the theme
really does give it away, but in a fun way
that you can't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
It's fun, all right, because once she guesses, we say
you got it. Yeah, you might guess what the theme?

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Yeah, it's the hen there she's she's huffing off. All
the names are in the audios off right, well, Sammy, yeah,
audio is off in the hallway, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:33:12):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
The theme of the Glory Whole Challenge is kaiser so
say oh yes, meaning that she already knows the answer
to the items if she's been listening to the show
that there have been clues and hints, by which I
mean I've straight up said what these things are before
on the show. But maybe, and maybe once she figures

(01:33:35):
one of them out, then she'll go, oh, I knew
the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
This is part of the mensa exam, like the recognized
pattern or I mean, this is real. This is really
low level.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
So I hope she gets yeah, all right, all right,
So what are the So these are all items that
are three items that I did not use for the
Tyler Truth. So we have the clam slam he clam.
So I'm gonna be opening the a little ance bottle
of claims. I'll be opening the bottle and like positioning
it just so it's barely like dribbling out towards her

(01:34:08):
clam juice Sam juice.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Okay, which a lot of people would find quite normal.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
We'll have the the tilapia tilapia's uh opening tilapia slapiae.
But I and now I didn't it's not raw talapia
because the rules of glory whole challenges. Everything has to
be safe to touch your face. So it's a fully
deep fried tlapia fish.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Was that the one he brought in here?

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
And like, I know, I went to like a ti restaurant.
And then menace, Remember how we were going to have
you do a gum pass a gum swap with Tyler.
I gotta get you these uh this gum in your
mouth so you can chew it up. Son a big
water menace gum to put on her face. Again, hand
that to menace so we can chew maybe like three
good pieces in your mouth and get me a good shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
On these menace you please bow danger gum. But again,
what's what's the first one she gets? The first one?
She's the clam juice. I don't, I don't think she'll
figure it out.

Speaker 16 (01:34:57):
Okay, well, well we'll see, we'll see. Okay, the hall
she's pissed. She's pissed because she doesn't want to do this.
But the last time she did it, she convulsed like actually.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Good for an audio, exactly all right, and you saw
it was fair and square. Absolutely blame Morgan watched. I'm
glad you picked that. That's uh, you want to cover
that episode you walked back in. Okay, she doesn't, Okay, Air,
she comes all right, here comes all right, that's blindfold
works crazy good, right, Gina, it would all right, she's uh,

(01:35:39):
she's taking her spot. You did you did? We all watched?

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Did we not show you proof?

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
You did?

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
We just I showed you I held them up. There
was no I held them up. Organ even dropped one.

Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
There's no a.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
Yeah, that's the spirit.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
You know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
It's in all honesty, Gene. I'll help you out with this.
It's it's just the anticipation. Something smells weird. It's it's
just the anticipation. There's nothing, there's nothing, there's nothing that
can harm or hurt me. Correct that it's true, like
I'm saying, like it's it's it's gotta be. It's because
right about that.

Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
You are not lying, Gina. This is yeah, I don't
want to give anything away, but no, don't. Yeah, you're
gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
I don't even want to hear it from you because
you really Why am I mad at you? You're like,
you know what this? Well, then we dove the names
out of the hat.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Okay, here we go, Item item number one. What do
you show glory whole challenge?

Speaker 13 (01:36:39):
Do?

Speaker 11 (01:36:40):
I don't like the smell?

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
A lean lean forward, lean forward a little way you
kind of have to Yeah, what what what is that reaction?
She's is that your tongue? Cats put their feet on aluminum. Yeah,
and they do that kind of a somebody have an
epileptic They jump backwards.

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
And they like it smells like kind of like salty
plastic salty.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Explain it salty salty plastic forward. Yeah, I kind of
like actually kind of like meso. Okay, all right, all right, yeah, good,
I'm good. All right? Any uh yo A thousand percent

(01:37:34):
not okay? Like pigs blood, pigs pigs blood is incorrect, incorrect.

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
It's kind of it's like now I'm now.

Speaker 11 (01:37:42):
I think it's a cross between like do.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
You want to taste seaweed and like gerbil cage? Do
you want to it's not gerbil cage. Do you want
to take a Do you want to take a taste?
In no world? Do I want to take a Yeah?
Maybe a kiddy give it a little lick, anything, just
an it can't hurt you. She got a little taste.
It tastes like gerbil wood chips, smell.

Speaker 11 (01:38:08):
Like salty.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Okay again, salty is good. That's probably you want. Do
you want to take a little kiddie nip? Like a
little there? All right? Yeah, okay, son, Now now she's
gotta like you want to take a guess? Yeah, face
all right.

Speaker 11 (01:38:25):
It tastes like.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
M I think it smells good. If somebody was like,
I'm gonna pickle my penis. Okay, all right, Well do
you have a guess? Pickled penis? Pickled penis? Show me
a pickled penis. No, it is not pickled penis. Uh,
this is a bottle of clam juice pants.

Speaker 8 (01:38:53):
Well, I mean you know, yeah, but like when what
he told you, like this is all safe, normal stuff.
People go out of a way to buy this and
drink it. Yeah, it was purchased at a store, in
a grocery store.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
Is everything purchased in a grocery store, you like, find
it on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Nothing, nothing was found on the road. No, no one's
spelling anything. Well here number two? Wo do you show
glory whole challenge? Whatever helps you? The atom is uh?
I can't the atom is through the glory hole. Yeah,
all right, lean lean a little bit closer. You can

(01:39:33):
do this.

Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
No, okay, you back up and I'll get forward and.

Speaker 11 (01:39:41):
Then I'll start.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Okay again, there's nothing like attack me with anything. There's
nothing here that can hurt. Stop moving. Yeah, a little kiss,
a kiss, stick your tongue out, wet and slimy. You're
doing that? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Come on, Gina, you got this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
This this should be this should be a pretty easy one. Honestly,
this should be pretty easy. Agree. Yeah, Like if you
just went for it, I have a feeling that you would.

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
You would stuff that we've like talked about on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Maybe you guys are getting like I.

Speaker 9 (01:40:17):
Feel like you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Feel like what you cry at work?

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
It's fine, we all do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
We can't see what the eyes.

Speaker 11 (01:40:24):
Covered stuff that we talked about on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
What is she said? Is this all stuff we talked
about on the show. It's not the monkey with the
stuffed animal. No, it's not dead.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
It's dead patch monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Yeah, they finally got him and killed him. Yeah. Did
you like an iguana?

Speaker 17 (01:40:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
No, no, no, it is not agua. No no, no no,
this is the way we're not.

Speaker 9 (01:40:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Well you're you're not getting any closer.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Is it a raw lizard?

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
No? No, it is not raw. It is not raw.

Speaker 6 (01:41:06):
It was slimy and it smells bad.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Okay, all right, you want to like get one more?
Feel a fish? A fish? Okay? All right, it's like.

Speaker 17 (01:41:18):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Is that your final? Is that? Your final? Guess? A fish? Gina,
It is a fish. It's a telopia. It's fully cooked.
It's been fried. This is something restaurant. It's fried Tilapia's woody, right,
he's off. He's throwing you off. He was. He was

(01:41:40):
doing it just to get you. Look how bad it
looks like? Yeah, god yeah, yeah, but how did you
phrase it? Woody? Nothing is there's nothing that can hurt you,
nothing that can hurt you. Nothing else that looks like
a nightmare hurt it's it's it's a it's a fully
that is that is It just looks discussion becaus have

(01:42:01):
been fried. All right, there's there's one more. One more
item for the show Gloryhole. Now keep in mind Gina, Gina,
clam juice, the tilapia. These could be clues as.

Speaker 6 (01:42:14):
To wait a second. Last time I did this, there
was like menudo on my face?

Speaker 11 (01:42:18):
Is this all the stuff from like butcher shops?

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
No? No, Well, if you can't figure out the if
you can't figure out the the theme, well we will
tell you afterwards and you'll be like, oh, okay, all
right item number three, number three, Well you have to
kind of have to. I mean, you know, you don't
see if the rest stops of the glory hole chasing
the person.

Speaker 11 (01:42:41):
Okay, my cheek.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
What are you think of your Morgan?

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
Like just pussies, a bunch of pussies. Well, I'm the
only one that goes full mouth full time.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Yeah, all right, all right, So the item is through
the gloryhole feels like a lot a rock, Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:43:00):
Like it's hard and it's solid in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Alright, alright, have you smelled it yet? I mean I
didn't smell here? Yeah, because yeah, you use like another
one of your senses. What does it smell like? Yeah?
What does it smell like? Like licorice or something like fishy?
That might be his glove. That could be the glove. Yeah, yeah,
you know what, that could be the glove. That could

(01:43:24):
be the glove. Yeah, all right, again, don't touch me. Okay,
it's there. Just smell. Oh it's weird.

Speaker 11 (01:43:32):
It's like, okay, another salty thing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Why don't you use it tip of your nose to
see if you can get a better idea of just
like the the like the feel or the texture maybe
like not yeah, not put it in your nose, like
use the tip of your nose almost you would like
kind of like like your finger pushing a button on
an element, like boop it, like if you actually bop
it with your nose hard? Okay, all right, sure you

(01:43:57):
don't want to like, uh yeah, this.

Speaker 13 (01:43:58):
Is like sing a little licky coral coral chorl No hard,
it's not that hard anymore, right, is it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
It's not that hard. I'm giving you it's not that
hard anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:44:14):
Oh No, this is a penis?

Speaker 13 (01:44:16):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
It is not a penis? A penis it is it
is not a penis. Come on, men, no, because it's
covered in other stuff. It's all right?

Speaker 11 (01:44:28):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
All right? Because one more one more time? She keeps
saying that like that violent headship. What is it what
you said? You said tongue, it's not tongue. Well it's
not penis, it's not tongue. No, yeah, I mean you
know you would use maybe teeth and tongue with this item.

(01:44:53):
You said teeth earlier, Like you might use teeth and
tongue with this item. It's like pull something and uh,
you know something that starts harder but then becomes softer.
Mm yeah, mm hmm. I mean we need, we need.
You can't just throw stuff out there. You gotta tell
me that this is my final guess. Well, oh, I

(01:45:13):
was just kind of looking it out. Yeah. Well, I'm
giving you some clothes and if you want to come
up with whateverything is a loss here touch me again?
My hand said coral hands. We told we told her
coral was but do I touch my hand or now
we told her coral was not correct?

Speaker 11 (01:45:29):
I'm guessing it's from the sea, uh, sort of from
the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Can use my teeth and my tongue. Yeah, you would
use your teeth and your tongue with this item. It starts,
you know, more solid than it becomes soft. Is it
like a like a clam shell or like a clamshell.

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
All right, well, really, I know I'm not getting a
sense of how it feels.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
You were getting warm and she said it, she said,
she told me it was her final Answer'd say it. Oh, uh,
something's gums. It's gum, gum gum, it's chewing gum. You
got it right now. The twist here is that Menace
has already chewed it. Yeah, choot the gun. It's a
we call it bodega gun. Yeah. So maybe that's why

(01:46:22):
you also got that kind of weird fish chew from
the Yeah, it's MENACE's chew gum. Because again the theme
all things yes that have come up on the show recently.
These were the leftover dares for Tyler playing slams of
Tilapia slapia, and then the the trading of the gum. Yeah,

(01:46:45):
trading of the gum swap. Yeah, so worked up you
got this is actually probably like a good like mental
health exercise like that. People would say, like, look look
at all the things you get yourself so worked up
and worried.

Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
About over the first slash. Last time I did this,
it was it was horrific.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
It is what was the item that was so horrific.
It was like, Manuta, what manuda? On my face?

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
It's fine?

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
Like people eat that? All right, Well that's the glory
whole challenge everybody. We're gonna take a quick break. Although,
like Gina smells like the strip club. Now, seriously, for
the Wood Show, did you ever get like a creative
punishment from your parents when you were a kid? Creative?

(01:47:37):
I got a punishment that led to a job.

Speaker 8 (01:47:40):
Really, they got busted for that was addicted to frank
calling people because to the point of like it was
just essentially harassment, to the point where the people that
we were calling hired a detective to trace the calls.
And when we got busted, they punished me to go

(01:48:01):
and volunteer at a convalescent hospital, and that led to
my first job at a convalescent home as a dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
But I want to hear about the prink colls. Is
that also? That's also the one where you gave the
the diabetic person the wrong dessert.

Speaker 8 (01:48:14):
Wrong dessert because you can't entrust a thirteen year old
to know which desserts to give to which people.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
It's not on you.

Speaker 8 (01:48:21):
And then I so I stood at the window and
watched him eat it, and he was Okay, I dodged
a bullet. I didn't know what diabetes was.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
I was thirteen. I've never asked you what was the content.
I don't the prank call quite recall. To be honest,
I wish I did. Is your refrigerator running?

Speaker 9 (01:48:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
We did. We did everything. We did the same stuff.
I would call the mall and I'll call the restaurants
in the mall and said that I wanted a job.

Speaker 7 (01:48:42):
Yeah, but Greg, who were you calling that?

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
It was the same person every time.

Speaker 8 (01:48:45):
It was a friend on the swim team or something,
and it was his parents, who we thought were kind
of dorky.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
And it's like most tavern like it's bart every night. Well, anyway,
there was a couple of stories in the news. This
one month thirty four year old mom. She was asking
online if she was the a hole and just, hey,
do you think I went too hard on this punishment
for my daughter? So, according to the mom, she found

(01:49:12):
out that her daughter had been ridiculing this homeless man,
and because she's a teenager, of course, she got it
all on video. It shows the homeless dude just you know,
going on about how he's cold and he's asking for change.
The daughter replies with quote, stop asking me for money.
People camp for fun even in the winter. You can't
complain you're living someone's vacation. Okay, wow, that's what. So

(01:49:33):
the mom sees this video and it's just mortified, right.
So as a punishment, she had to apologize to the
guy pitching for a hotel room forum for the night
and sign up as a volunteer at the local food bank.
I like it now. The other part of the punishment
was the mom gave the daughter a choice have her
phone taken away, which that would have been gone. Oh

(01:49:54):
ye regardless, in addition to you did it, but then
you also videoed it, so you know, because you this
is so cool, you're going to share it Like no,
then the phone is mine. Yeah, So either have her
phone taken away or sleep outside in a tent for
a night.

Speaker 13 (01:50:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
The daughter chose the tent, of course she did.

Speaker 13 (01:50:12):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Surprisingly, most people in the comments were on the mom's side. Yeah.
And I say surprising because also not surprising is that
people are saying the mom went too far with the punishment.
I don't think there's no reason. There's no reason to
set her up for embarrassment on her, like you're you're
you're trying to punish your child for embarrassing and ridiculing
somebody by embarrassing and ridiculing them.

Speaker 6 (01:50:32):
So now you know how it feels exactly whatever happened
to that?

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
And this was probably a tent in the backyard. Yeah,
I'm sure she wasn't on an overpass or something down
to this and just sleep on the street.

Speaker 6 (01:50:43):
She got a choice, Yeah, stay inside, just without your
phone brat.

Speaker 1 (01:50:48):
Another mom in the news says the mom's tough love
punishment for her ten year old son has the comment
section split. This woman's in the news after she made
her son Chase hold a heavy box chest height after
she got a call from the school saying that he
had bullied a classmate, including pulling another child out of
a chair. So the boy is seen crying while his

(01:51:10):
mom warns him not to drop the box, tells him
this is what happens when you misbehave. And so this
video has people debating online. People praising the mom for
holding the kid accountable, other people's questioning whether the physical
punishment is the right approach. Experts are noting, according to
the article here, physical punishment can be linked to more

(01:51:31):
aggressive behavior in kids, but bullying itself can also cause
serious mental health and social harm to victims. That's not
that physical, though, she's not beating, you're holding a box.

Speaker 8 (01:51:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:51:40):
I think the only building problem with this is she
could have done it and then talked about it. But
you don't put the kid, you don't film the.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
Kid and post that nine four nine too far. She
would have gotten an ass beating if that was my parents. Yes, yeah, exactly.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (01:51:57):
I just think it's unnecessary to show that that particular
kid holding a book, but I think you should be
holding the box.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
I think it's random and kind of doesn't my son. Yeah,
my son tried to make an argument with me one time.
He was in trouble and you know whatever. You know,
the punishment was, he goes, you know, by you know,
punishing me for this, Uh is just you know making me. Yeah,

(01:52:25):
it's just gonna make me be more sneaky and figure
out how to do it in a way that you
won't find out. I go, dude, it, how many times
have you tried to get away with stuff? I'm sure
it's not one hundred percent. I'm sure not. I'm not
bat in a thousand, you know, but it's got I
gotta be bating. What nine eighty tries to get away
with stuff while on camera? Yeah, he's so, he's so

(01:52:47):
dumb about it, I said, do you think that argument's
gonna gonna win me over?

Speaker 13 (01:52:51):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
Oh, you know what, You're right, punish it because it
could just make you want to do more. Forget it then, right,
you're right.

Speaker 6 (01:53:01):
That was just a little sas you're so dumb, a
little smart mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
Oh here's another dumb thing he said recently, trying to
get philosophical. Right, Yeah, here's another dumb thing he said.
He said to me because he wants to drive, which
I applaud. Yeah, you know you should. I think it's
weird how there's a lot of kids now who have
no interest in driving. We couldn't wait. So he's he's
old enough to drive. But you know, we're working on

(01:53:26):
being responsible with school work and time management and you
know life in general, just life, right, just making smart decisions.
Showed me that you can be responsible. Show me you
can be responsible with the things, the very small amount
of things that you and basic level stuff that you
need to be responsible for. Before I'm gonna put any
more responsibility on your plate. Yeah that you already have.

(01:53:47):
His dumb ass says to me, He goes, what does
responsibility have to do with driving a car? I said?
The fact that you've even said that it is a problem.
WHOA the fact that you even thought to say that,

(01:54:07):
that's so good? God? What is being responsible have to
do with driving a car? So smart? And they're so dumb,
They're so dumb. I love him. I love him. I
love him so much I do. I'm like, Uh, I
grabbed him by his face and I go, son, I
love you so you've seen me, dude, son, I love
you so much. But man, are you dumb? I can't

(01:54:30):
believe you just said that? What do you do? What
are you talking about? So good? Such a good kid.
Some of this stuff he's look, he's the mistakes and
the stuff that he's doing. It's it's normal, Like it's normal.
Who was I just talking to about this?

Speaker 4 (01:54:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
I was talking to uh, to Jeff g Jeff Garcia
and you know, just talking to you. They have a
sixteen year old and they're going through, you know, things
from time to time. And I think his wife and
my wife are very similar word. They didn't really get
into any kind of you know, trouble or yeah, you know,
they were just getting super goody goody two shoes kind

(01:55:04):
of chicks, you know. Meanwhile, Jeff and I, you know,
like we've been through stuff, we've experienced things. We go, dude,
so we go, this is nothing, this is fine, this
week can deal with. But because they were such rule
followers and they never you know, really stepped out of
line that way, Yeah, they have no framework. They're like,
oh my god, what are we suppose. I'm like, man,

(01:55:25):
this is if this is all like Jeff said to me,
goes hey, man, like, yeah, he's being a pain the
ass on this, but at least you don't have to
pick him up at the police station like my parents did.

Speaker 11 (01:55:33):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
Yeah, I mean, you know, not playing with fire, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:55:39):
Literal fire.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
And maybe maybe that's one of the things that he's
gotten away with.

Speaker 8 (01:55:42):
I have no idea, but I think your kid has
shown that he's responsible for the most part.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
Yeah. Obviously when it comes to working, got his own
job since he turned fourteen. He found out like a
white places would hire fourteen to get a job. Yeah,
and he's been working ever since you know it's the stuff.
He's interested this very much. You know, apple doesn't doesn't
fall far from the tree when you're not. And I
think it's anybody. If you're not super into whatever the

(01:56:07):
subject matter is, it's hard to be really engaged, checked out,
it's hard to hold your attention, you know for sure.
But that's anybody. But I think even more so with me.
I just was I was bored. I was just like,
what does this have to do with anything I tell them?
When it comes to school, for example, I was like, dude,
I don't necessarily care about chemistry for the chemistry aspect

(01:56:29):
of it. It's the fact that you have an assignment
for chemistry. It's dueing a week time management. You've been
assigned a responsibility. It is then for you to figure
out and this is the skill that you're gonna need
for life. It's not about the chemistry. It's about you
were assigned something, budgeting and figuring out your time and
how you're going to accomplish this and to the best

(01:56:49):
of your ability, and putting in the effort and the
work ethic part of it, and turning it in when
it's supposed to be turned in. Forget the subject matter.
That's a skill you're gonna need for life.

Speaker 8 (01:57:01):
Yeah, I'm surprised to hear you say that, because I
was just about to add that you were not interested
in certain things. But you're also probably the most stubborn
person on the planet, So you would convince yourself, Oh,
I don't need to ever know algebra. You would not
recognize the fact like, oh, algebra teaches you logic, for example,
So to tell your kid that, I'm surprised you said that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Well, it's hindsight, Yeah exactly. Logic is one thing, right,
but just again, like you were given an assignment that
you have to do. God, algebra suck. And that's the thing.
I took it three times.

Speaker 6 (01:57:37):
Especially doing something when you don't want to do it,
that's the point, Like I don't care what it is,
the fact that you don't want to do it means
you have to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
So there's plenty of stuff I don't want to do,
but you have to do it out of your time.
For example, I don't want to have this conversation. Yeah,
I'd rather not have to have this conversation. But here
we are.

Speaker 8 (01:57:56):
Being an adult is on stop doing stuff you don't
want to do Yeah, tell that to your kid.

Speaker 1 (01:58:01):
That's what being an adult is. Would you responsibility you
have to do with driving your car? Oh my god,
I don't know. Man, the Lily everything people eight seven
seven forty four. He sent us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. I wish I could hear
some of these old school Greg Gory prank calls. G legend.

(01:58:23):
I think we even taped him. Dude, you did player,
if you did it.

Speaker 8 (01:58:28):
We had that old timey thing that look because we thought,
oh a spy would use this where you put it
on the actual phone and it hooked up to the
tape recorder.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
Damn, dude, I would love so funny. I would love
to hear that out you have, Prince Albert. And it's
not the best memory because we did it. Was so mortified.
Get adjusted by it. You you better catch on. We
praised your number. Show So I couldn't find any I

(01:59:05):
couldn't find any uh of Greg's prank phone calls from
when he was a kid.

Speaker 8 (01:59:10):
But but I do have.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
I do have when Greg called the dentist. This is
this is something and this this is an oldie, but
a goodie for those who've been listening to the show
for a long time. You've heard this before. Yeah, mena
menace took clips of Greg from the show, and this
is when everybody's messing. Remember, soundboards were a big thing.

(01:59:35):
You can get the mister Rogers soundboard or whatever sound
the Napoleon Dynamite soundboard. So he he was making a
soundboard with you know, Greg clips, and he called. He called.
He called because Greg had just finished telling us the
story on the air about how he had gotten a
dental implant, right, yeah, and his birth a lot of

(01:59:58):
Greg Greg is a maybe it was kind of the
birth of Yeah, yeah, this is the original. Yeah, this
is where Greg got a signed origin story because he
did say that in that way in this phone call.

Speaker 9 (02:00:11):
Here we go, doctor thought this is it may help you.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
So expensive, it's not even funny.

Speaker 4 (02:00:19):
What's too extensive?

Speaker 8 (02:00:21):
They basically like squeeze your cheeks and they call that
tissue analysis.

Speaker 5 (02:00:27):
I'm sorry, who are you trying to speak to.

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
I have a dental implant, which looks really cool on
the X rays.

Speaker 8 (02:00:33):
Okay, my dog just had an absess in his head
and it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
Just glad it didn't happen to me, because if it did,
it wouldn't be funny on one second?

Speaker 9 (02:00:43):
Yeah, yeah, who are you holding for?

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
I have a dental implant?

Speaker 9 (02:00:51):
Okay, what do you What can I help you with?

Speaker 8 (02:00:53):
The average person in the US spent five hundred and
forty two bucks, which sounds really low to me.

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
Okay, you need one closed your ear drums to me.
I have a dental implant.

Speaker 9 (02:01:04):
Oh okay, so you you had it done elsewhere?

Speaker 1 (02:01:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:01:09):
Okay, do you want to make an appointment and come
in and let him look at it if you have
problems with it?

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:01:13):
Yeah, you said you already have it done, right right?
You have an implant and you want it removed? Exactly
why do you want it removed?

Speaker 8 (02:01:22):
We're taking the whole staff to cancuon plus on a cruise.
They've got gambling.

Speaker 9 (02:01:26):
Okay. The only thing that I can just suggest is
that if you're having problems with it, to come in
and let the dog look at it and decide what
needs to be done.

Speaker 8 (02:01:33):
That's weird because they got to pull the tooth put
it in the post let that heal bastards.

Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
Yeah. Yeah, she probably went on that and said I
got a psycho. Yeah, what's the problem with it. We're
taking the whole staff to get good. So good. I
mean Frank Calls used to be all the rage Fine,
the jerky boys, Yeah, I mean we had all those
jerky boys out. You're to be my shoes in my glasses.

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Speaker 8 (02:03:57):
Please yeah, work hard now so future you can complain,
but in a nicer house.

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
Not that Samy's allowed to complain about anything this time around,
not until eas Are you gonna like explode on Easter? Like,
are you writing all the stuff you want to complain
about but you're just kind of holding off until Easter?
Are taking are you taking mental notes?

Speaker 3 (02:04:17):
Well?

Speaker 7 (02:04:17):
Because because what I've noticed a lot about complaining the
difference between complaining and explaining is the tone.

Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
So it's really not like I'm holding so much in.

Speaker 4 (02:04:27):
It's just more of like trying to stay a bit
more calm.

Speaker 8 (02:04:31):
That's a fine line between I'm giving you a reason
or an excuse.

Speaker 1 (02:04:34):
Yeah, I'm not saying you're a bitch. I'm saying you're
acting like I'm explaining. She gave up complaining for lent, Yes,
so she's working at it. That's noble. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory. We thank you so much. For giving the
Wooie Show some of your valuable time this morning. You
know we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys can suck it. Catch you back here

(02:04:55):
on Thursday. Have a great day. S MD double M.
Quit this bitch.