FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 26th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the rapid nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
M hm.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
So it's like, hey, good morning everybody. How's everybody feeling good?
Are you missing Woody wood He's out today.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
Yeah, I mean I'm a little puppy today. Side describe myself.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I'll be back Monday. In the meantime, it is The
Woody Show on a Thursday. It's Greg and Gina Metas,
Hi SeaBASS, Hi Sammy. How are you?

Speaker 6 (01:07):
I'm good? How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'm doing great?

Speaker 7 (01:09):
Hi Morgan, Hi, Greg Glory. How goes it good?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Good?

Speaker 8 (01:14):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
We got a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I love Craig.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
Here's what I'm here at the table.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
How you doing today?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Carries what he does?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Not do that. I would like to know how everybody's doing.
Ching check today. We got some headlines for you. We're
going to talk about rent a human, which kind of
freaks me out. We got this week in audio as well.
And Gina, you had some questions.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Yeah, I have a couple of questions. I want to
take the temperature of the room. I want you to
text in about this agree or disagree, so on threads,
which is like something I kind of acknowledge but not
really you know, like the side I.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Keep getting ads for that when they say, hey, your
friends are on threads. Do you want to turn them?

Speaker 9 (01:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:55):
So basically it's a Twitter that's built into Instagram.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Yeah, so I have it. I don't do much with it,
but I always get suggested like content and sometimes I'm
like interesting. So, yes, we're all sick of the phrase boomer.
These are quote unquote boomer complaints, which again boomers are
like people in their forties parents, but we're just gonna
say in general, these are boomer complaints. Now, a lot
of these I agree with, and I want to see

(02:20):
if you guys agree this. I have ten of them,
and I want to just do a little bit of
a a little bit of a check the room raptifier
and say, are they onto something or are they just
being you know, a little bitches sore? Disagree, agreer disagree.
Number one, A television series should have twenty to twenty
five episodes per season and be putting out one season
per year. I'm sick of this eight episodes every three years.

(02:41):
Business agree disagree?

Speaker 10 (02:44):
Oh you want to have like a break of two
years in between.

Speaker 11 (02:48):
I mean, I don't want it, but I do like
shorter seasons.

Speaker 12 (02:51):
We talked about this the other day, Like the British shows,
they're just better made.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Because you don't want to because just don't have all
this filler stiller and the flower.

Speaker 8 (02:57):
Yeah, I think there's two parts is yes, I don't
like the three year gap gap right at the same time,
the only reason they had twenty three episodes a year
is just because they had time to fill.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You know.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
It's sort of the reason why we have a four
hour radio shit.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Somebody who is currently rewatching Lost, I can tell you
the filler and the lack of plot goes off the
rails for like four episode.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
For folks who the younger gen Z types like myself,
we don't realize get it yet. We don't realize that
for the up until you know, HBO really changed things.
In the early two thousands, TV was largely panned and
thought of as a lesser art form. It's it's I
would say, maybe as.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Or even more important movies.

Speaker 10 (03:45):
I don't go on the amount of episodes, it can
be whatever, but the breaks in between absolutely hate because
I don't even remember that ye have.

Speaker 11 (03:53):
To wait three years if there's only ten episodes.

Speaker 10 (03:56):
Also, some shows people be dying, dying, you know in
real life.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
You know, well Morgan, you say that, but then things
like Game of Thrones or Curby your enthusiasm will put
out there eight or ten episodes.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Then it'll be two years.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (04:08):
Yeah, I'm Game of Thrones a stupid I like the
longer seasons.

Speaker 13 (04:12):
I want the twenty five episodes.

Speaker 14 (04:14):
I hate that I am enjoying a show so much
and then it's over within a day because I already
watched all the episodes.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah, if you're binging, it's a big problem.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Especially nowadays with streaming like Heated rob Rivalry for example.
You watch that and I thought, wait, that was the
last episode of the season. Oh really it was only
I think five? Maybe I just saw like three Wieners.
Yeah for more hardcore.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Hockey se Okay, well let's move on, because boy do
I agree with this, And I don't think anyone's gonna
be shocked because it involves tech that is too complicated
for me. Uh sobd He says, I'm not using the
Kiosk to order food. Take my damn order in person.
I have never once done the McDonald's kiosk correctly, I
hate it. I don't know how to do it. I
feel like my my hand doesn't even register, Like the

(05:01):
monitor doesn't even know I'm real, you know.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, I would prefer human. I would prefer parking and
going in over a drive through.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I feel like that's.

Speaker 10 (05:11):
Faster the kiosk all day, Like I've mastered the kiosks
and I can whip right through it. The only thing
is they're bringing that hole. Would you like to make
a donation thing and.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
To the kiosk? Yeah, And I'm like, I don't want
that dog. Where's the skipp I mentioned this?

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yeah, the airport gets you know, get a SODI now?
Is six or seven steps?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:35):
It's how many bags you want to do?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Do you have a.

Speaker 15 (05:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Like what the hell?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Counterproductive?

Speaker 10 (05:43):
And I've told you I've run into this issue recently
with the airpot airport kiosks, which I do love.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
But added to what he just said, the.

Speaker 10 (05:53):
Workers that are just walking around in the store now
they walk up to you and like help me with
the kiosks, Like, no, I don't need help, man, like
you you're slowing down my process.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Of getting through the GI That's why I'm standing in
your computer and not the cash. Ready.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yeah, I'm a I'm a young gen z or just.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Like I basically Jen Alpha, and I know how.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
To use a computer.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
But like, how about all the olds let's going to
like the restaurant kiosks.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
I find them to be I think delightful.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
I think they're they're fifty to fifty because it gives
me more time if I and I can like customize
things and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
But yeah, they do have like I don't want to
sign in with my McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yes, Well how about this?

Speaker 10 (06:30):
What about if you're at a really classy sit down
restaurant and they have a little mini kiosk on your table?

Speaker 11 (06:36):
Okay, I love that too.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yes, at like the fast casual. Yeah, and then they
have games on it?

Speaker 7 (06:42):
All right?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
This one, if Greg, this is this has you written
all over it, because I believe you've bitched about this
multiple times. I should not have to rent or buy
a movie on Prime when I'm already paying for the subscription.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Well, I bought things on Prime so that it's always there,
because movies don't live on there forever.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Right, But I thought this would be more like you
on a flight, Like I already paid to get on
the plane. Why am I paying for a seat like
I already paid for the subscription? Why am I paying again?
All a cart style?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
For some reason, I find this to be different than
a flight. I agree, what you book a flight and
then they email you, oh, now it's time to pick
your seat. If it wasn't a seat on a plane exactly, but.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
This one speaking of what you remember when you used
to have to pay for movies on planes?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Remember? Does anybody else remember the phone in the head rest?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:38):
You slide your credit card through it to use it.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh the phone phone?

Speaker 14 (07:41):
I thought you're talking about how they have you put
your phone upmore an actual ring ring.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Hello, which is so obnoxious because they go out of
their way now to tell you you cannot take calls
phone or video calls. Ast FA regulations, I believe, But
they used to.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
They used to encourage it.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
They did charge a fifty exactly. That's why. All right,
here's one I gave you my resume. Why am I
filling in boxes about my work history online? I totally
agree with that. It's like you have a resume, you
spend all this time on it, and then you go
through the same thing when you're filling out an application,
you put it all in again, right, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (08:16):
I just don't believe that they even read any of
that stuff anymore.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
I don't think so the resume or the.

Speaker 10 (08:22):
Resume or the application applications.

Speaker 11 (08:26):
Every time I applied for a job, I just feel like,
go straight in the trash.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Yeah, they do that at doctor's offices too.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Before you go in, you're supposed to fill out the
template thing, and then you go in and they still have.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
To ask you all already have Let's not skip over
what we just heard there. Every time I apply for
a job, Morgan, Morgan, are you blind?

Speaker 11 (08:43):
I've been saying I need money?

Speaker 7 (08:45):
What are you doing selling feet stuff?

Speaker 16 (08:48):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (08:48):
I saw another pair of socks yesterday?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
And did we make did we make sure that the
price was right?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
We didn't.

Speaker 11 (08:58):
Standard?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Okay, girl, you do you man? You take care of business.

Speaker 10 (09:01):
Yeah, it's all about who you know, network is your
net worth? And then also, uh, it's just where are
the people that go find jobs for you? Well, no,
there's another recruiters, recruiter.

Speaker 12 (09:14):
But then don't they take like twenty percent of your
salary once you get the job.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
No recruiters, No, I think they have the deal with
the company. Yeah, theyshed with recruit Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Recruiters are the ish.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
All right. Well, hey, remember the good old days when
you bought a phone and it came with a charging
cable and the brick and the headphones. Somebody, and I'm
with them, would really like to bring that back. You
get nothing now, well, I don't know. Maybe you see
bass and his android's surprised.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Now the companies they're saying it's their reducing waste. Yeah,
because when you got a phone, it cass.

Speaker 12 (09:46):
You're right, because I got one a couple months ago
and I had to buy a separate package that had
all of that other crap in it.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
It's complete bullish.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Uh, this one says, I don't. I totally agree. I
don't need my appliances to be that smart. The dumb
ones actually work. Bat I agree that talk to me
just toast my bread?

Speaker 10 (10:02):
No, I wanted to have all the options. I want
to be able to, like toast my bread from my bed.
Let's talk about your fridge, menace. So you have a
your fridge has a TV and then the Alexa and
my calendar and then photos.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Of my dog that can put on it, and it.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
Tells you when you need milk, Yeah, in the fridge
through the camera.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
That kind of what platform, Like you would you say TV?
Was it like Amazon?

Speaker 10 (10:29):
Or it's a Samsung. It's a Samsung fridge, so has
like Samsung TV. But it has like all the channels
on that. So you open apps within like you'd open
Netflix within your.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
You know, I don't have Netflix.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
There's a lot of YouTube going on it, Like we
have to tell kids to get away from the fridge,
like stop watching the fridge. Yeah, yeah, it absolutely.

Speaker 10 (10:52):
Oh and then you can stream the Woody Show podcasts
on it. iHeartRadio app exactly.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I just think if you have a washer and dryer
and it's hooked up to your like it's connected to
your app, and it tells you when your laundry is done,
Like if you're that ignorant and naive and move.

Speaker 10 (11:08):
Everybody lives in a micro apartment like you Greg, like
we might be on the West End.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Is done.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
I forgot how long?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, because we don't know how long time is.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
You can't hear a buzzer, all right, what about I
actually hadn't thought about this. Why are the headlights and
cars getting so damn bright on every new car?

Speaker 11 (11:30):
Ohther xenon lights or something. There's a specific type of
light Okay.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I haven't noticed.

Speaker 11 (11:37):
I disagree with and they're kind of blue ey're less?

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. This one says, for the love
of God, will someone regulate the damn sound on TV
shows and movies?

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Like we talked about that recently. That's the thing. There
is a there has been an act, the Calm Act
or whatever.

Speaker 10 (11:52):
It was, Yeah, because they would make the ads TV. Yeah,
and then there's so much balance with the audio. And
this has been a thing since twenty twelve.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Well, and it's not just the sound, remember because I
thought my TV was on the Friends where I was
going blind. Everyone everyone was complaining about the last episode
of Game of Thrones, how things are getting darker. It's
hard to GE's physically.

Speaker 7 (12:14):
Hard to show natural.

Speaker 10 (12:17):
That's why I natural lighting issue that's been happening with
like the Walking Dead, And I.

Speaker 8 (12:21):
Will say, well, this does apply is on like pot
for one podcast Menace, but also YouTube videos so like
you all my like for instance, Card Knarks videos, they're
they're at max volume, they are normalized to the top
to peak. But then I'll click from that to a
different video and it'll be Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
It's terrible.

Speaker 10 (12:40):
All all the podcasting world, dude, people do not know
how to record commercials or make commercials because the podcast
will be at an awesome level and then they get
to the commercial and it's just like you can.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
Not even hear it. No one's you know, check in quality. Yeah, no,
no at all.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Well there's two more in there, both about manners, so uh,
definitely curious to see what you think the Being from
the Midwest, I couldn't agree more. And I always do
it in reverse. If I let you merge into traffic,
I better get my little wave, I better get my
thank you wave, agree, and I always do. There's nothing
not that big of a deal A quick wave thank
you yep. And finally, when I walk up in your establishment,

(13:17):
you better greet me or at least acknowledge that I exist.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, bitch.

Speaker 14 (13:22):
I walked into a place yesterday to get food to order.
Not only was there nobody there getting food, I.

Speaker 13 (13:27):
Didn't see an employee in sight, so I just walked out.

Speaker 14 (13:29):
There was no one at the register, there was no
one I could order with, and so how long I
am going to stick around for and expect that the
food is going to be good?

Speaker 6 (13:36):
That's a really good point. Maybe they're busy toiling over
the food and that.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, So why do all these businesses hate money?

Speaker 7 (13:44):
All right?

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Well, I'm glad we got that figured out, and I'm
glad you guys told us if you agree or disagree,
because I think most of these are pretty spawn on.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Boomers like to complain. Well, that too, unlike myself. That's right,
we got more a Woody show coming up next. Don't
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Speaker 7 (13:58):
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Speaker 2 (14:54):
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Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's a Thursday morning on the Woodie Show. Welcome back
to it. Yeah, I'm gonna take a look at a
few entertainment related items. I wanted to start though, because
I thought this was surprising and I feel like they
always have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee
nominations coming out like it just seems like it's a
year round thing. But this time around, Yeah, ongoing thinking
that is for the first time ever as a solo artist,

(15:20):
Phil Collins has been nominated for the Rock and Roll Holidays.
He do? What did he do?

Speaker 6 (15:27):
I had the same question, Yeah, you just faded away
into nothing.

Speaker 15 (15:29):
No.

Speaker 10 (15:30):
I always think like, Okay, Phil Collins, I know him
as solo artists, but I totally forget.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
What in the air tonight was a solo Phil Collins.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Right, and all the all the songs from Tarzan, So
that's what I know.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
I always forget that he was in Genesis but no Genesis.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
No Jacket required.

Speaker 8 (15:49):
Fun fact, he is one of only three musicians Paul
McCartney Michael Jackson being the other two to sell over
one hundred million records in both a group and as
a solo.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Sounds deserved.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, another fun fact, Phil Collins, No Jacket Required. Look,
the first thing I ever bought on CD. Oh my god,
I love that album. And then for the third time nominated.
I think this band is mega overrated Oasis.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
I think I've made my feelings clear that I couldn't
agree more.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Rules, Greg, I understand why you would say that, but
just having gotten to the tour last year, they their
fans are completely like over the top, Yeah, you know,
like the worst. I assume Taylor Swift level, like if
Taylor Swift could be channeled into forty five year old
British guys.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Yeah, and I will.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Give them this though. When I've heard people cover their songs,
I suddenly like the song, so I think it is
personal maybe.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
And then Mariah Carey, apparently for the third time other
nominees this time around Jeff Buckley in Excess, Melissa Ethridge,
Wu Tang Clan, Luther Vandros, Lauren Hill, Shakira and Pink
and then nominated before and now again not necessarily three times.
Black Crow was Billy Idol, Iron Maiden and Joy Division
Slash New Orders.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
When does that just get embarrassing where you just keep
getting nominated?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
I don't think it would ever be Susan Luci.

Speaker 10 (17:10):
You were just Ria Carrey for the third time.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Noted rock Riah here.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
Yeah, they just can't change it. Hold on, Mariah Carey
did have an alternative album that the label wouldn't let
her release because they thought it was too off brand.
Now you can find some of it online.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
And that's what she's nominated.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
She's saying like she could do it. Someone's ugly daughter,
at least under the band named name chick Yep.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Look it up. Think you think that's a fun fun fact?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
That is a fun fact. I want more from Manice,
What do you guys?

Speaker 10 (17:49):
Well, something that we both love Greg is some baling.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Out loud, out.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
Loud, A young woman with a trust syndrome who happens
to have a show on HBO.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Max happened. Fun she's funny, she's got a good attitude.

Speaker 10 (18:08):
I first discovered her on social media, but she's been
able to make the leap to primetime television.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Should and she.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
Went, no, no, She actually has come to the defense
of that one guy that was at the batht.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Or to you know, what did he do?

Speaker 10 (18:25):
He said the N word a couple of times as
a couple actors came out.

Speaker 7 (18:28):
That would be Michael B.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
Jordan and Delroy Lindo.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
It was funny if he actually said the like the
phrase the N word. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
So she came to the defense and said, hey, these
are involuntary, there's nothing behind it. But you know, I
don't know if you saw that post by Jamie fox
he said he meant those words.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
So, well, here's the thing. The guy wasn't just some
random guy. They were he was the subject of one
of the doctor series. But then everyone else is saying,
if that's even remotely a possibility, maybe stay home watch
it on TV.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
What what would he have if?

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Okay, let's take Jamie Foxx's expert analysis at face value.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
What would be the gain? Like the dude who's international condemnation? Yeah,
for an Award show.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah, nobody's like, you know, it's about time somebody.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yelled at like what he's brave? Yeah, but did you
see the follow up on this?

Speaker 10 (19:19):
We didn't actually discuss this on the show that that
that wasn't live what air.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
They could have taken it, They could have taken.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
It out, but guess what, they didn't want to defend.
They didn't want to offend the Trette's.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Community, Right, they took out other stuff.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Yeah, but they said slip by.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
Them, Yeah, just slip by Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
But Balen has said stuff at the worst possible times,
and it's not airports.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
I got a gun.

Speaker 10 (19:48):
Tot's not malicious, not saying the racist stuff. At least
that doesn't end up on the show.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
She's got some decent editors.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah right, she does, Gina, what do you got?

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Okay? Well, things are coming out now about SNL's one
thousandth episode that went down backstage and according to some
anonymous sources they do not want their names named. Cardi
B was getting ready to perform when she overheard weekend Update.
They were rehearsing a joke about Nicki Minaj and her
you know, political ties now with Trump and even though
the joke had nothing to do with Cardi B. And

(20:20):
it wasn't like praising Nicki Minaj. She freaked out and
she said she got really they she got really upset
because she didn't want to hear about nick Minaj because
of their beef, and people say it escalated. She started
threatening to leave. She damaged some equipment allegedly through her
phone at a monitor and broke it allegedly, and the
damage equipment had to be replaced all by the dress rehearsal,

(20:43):
and then it left everyone super freaked out and they
cut the joke from the show.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Yeah, I kind of understand why Cardi B wouldn't want
that because of the beef that they have with each other,
her and Cardi her and Nicki Minaj constantly going back
and forth. And Cardi B's there to perform, so guess
what happens. They're gonna make a joke about Nicki Minaj
and Cardi B is gonna be there, So it's guilty
by association that she was somehow maybe part of it,

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or even Nicki Minaj was even mentioned while she was performing.
Because this is what they do, dude, more cash for ads.
They're gonna make this fake drama on all the social
media pages or on blogs and say, uh, this Nicki
Minaj joke was mentioned while Cardi B was there, So
it would have been all about this Nicki Minaj joke,

(21:31):
not about her.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Perf't go to these websites.

Speaker 10 (21:33):
So I know, I know, but our our whole stupid
social media is consumed by fake, made up crap like this.
And I could see she could. She would have the
foresight that it wouldn't even be about a performance. It
would have been about the joke she's playing, or at
least somebody around deal with internet drama on a daily basis.

(21:56):
As unsmart you think Cardi B is, I guarantee you
she would have had the foresight that this would have
happened that way.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
I will take up that guarantee and we'll see about
that there. Okay, next time I talked to Cardi, I'll
ask her.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
But go for it.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
But superb analysis there. I mean, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
It would have been all about that.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
I think that maybe that would have been a happy accident,
and she's just easily upset. I don't want to hear
that bitch's name.

Speaker 14 (22:21):
Jeh.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
We've witnessed stuff like that firsthand. Yeah, we got to
take a quick break and then we'll come back with
the holidays and the birthdays here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Really well, we have a lot to get to today.
Of course, we have trending news headlines, we have this
weekend audio, and then coming up next hour, we have
a five pack of passes to the Woody Show After
Hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure Parks. It's going to.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
Be so good.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
And we have additional chances as well, because we're going
to be out and about basically between now and the takeover. So, Gina,
you and I are going to be at the Albertsons
in Testin this Sunday noon to two additional chances to
get in on that guest list for the after Hours
takeover at Disney California Adventure Park.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Come give us hugs and win sometimes do whose do.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (23:13):
And welcome back to the Thursday Morning What do you Show? What?
He will be back Monday. We did things kind of
in reverse order. Yeah, we got to tell you about
the holidays today, which Sea Bass said, we can't skip.
It's Carpadim Day, which is redundant because seize the Day
Day Day Day, Sea Bass introduced a girl to engineering Day.
That's what I've been trying to do. I've been exactly
to implant it in, trying to bread the word. It's

(23:35):
National Toast Day and it's a National Thermost Bottle Day
for Sammy your birthdays today. I think he's underrated. Michael Bowdon.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Love that he's totally gotten in on comedy the last
decade and a half roll. One of his songs was
our Love is a Wonderful Thing was playing at our wedding.
It's super Fun's.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Sweet Well, he's seventy three. Erica Badu fifty five today.
Nate Russ, the singer for that band Fun, is forty four.
I don't know this person, but Taylor Dooley from Lava
Girl and Shark Boy Lava Girl h thirty three rip.
And then you got to NFL Hall of Fame running
back Marshall Falk he is fifty three today. And then
your porn of birthday, Giselle Blanco, Okay, Giselle Blanco. This

(24:25):
Birthday Girl sucks harder and longer than a foreign film
with subtitled It's been in four hundred and ten fine
adult movies, including something. I'm always in nude and in
the mood nic. She was in an overly flirty prospective
home buyer. I would love to see that. Don't tell
my mom we're banging her man, okay. And then this

(24:46):
one's just a vibe. She was in that movie that
you probably saw, Vibin and Squirtin. She's Vibin and Squirtan.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
What do you do today?

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Vi?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
And of course we can't forget her fine role in
Busty and Horny. Giselle Blanco rocks her doctor's world.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Yes she does.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Jiselle Blanco. She is twenty seven today. So let's look
at your your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
all these fine holidays that will be celebrating today. It
is the Woody Show, yea, it is the Woody Show,
but we are Woody Lists today. He'll be back on Monday.
But in the meantime, it's Greg Gory and Gina. Hi

(25:24):
got menace? Hi? What's up everybody? What's up? Menas seabasses here?
Sammy's here?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Gina has your headlines?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Make sure to do well. Four people on a speedboat
that was registered in the US were killed after things
went super sideways off the coast of Cuba. Cuban officials
say the boat came into their waters started opening fire.
Border guards fired back. Six other people on the boat
were injured. One Cuban officer was hurt. Cuba says the
boat was registered in Florida and that the ten people
on the boat were Cuban residents living in the US

(25:54):
who are armed and planning what officials describe as a
terrorist attack. The six survivors are now being held in Cuba,
and authority say a lot of the boat had a
lot of criminal history. The US government. They're not putting
any details on it yet, but that's what's going on there.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
None of it makes sense at all, trying to take
off for Cuba.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
What's wrong on?

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Yeah, well, people tried from time to time.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
Remember I put the prediction that the Cuba and America
we're gonna be cool.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
At some point, we're gonna be buddies. Yeah, we're gonna
be buds. I'm hoping as long.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
As they start letting cruise ships back in, it's fine. Well,
new documents show that Jeffrey Epstein went to a lot
of trouble to hide evidence of his crimes. You guys,
are you shocked by that? No, investigators say, his lawyers
had and private investigators got rid of computers, phone books,
explicit materials from his place in Palm Beach right before
a police raid in two thousand and five, so prosecutors

(26:42):
never got to see him. So basically he managed to
keep a lot of evidence.

Speaker 17 (26:46):
I'm surprised about this because somebody got to have pictures
and emails and.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
So they got rid of more.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, exactly terrible.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
I learned about himselves, like this is no way this
is true, but I it is true. I looked it
up that I learned it from Charlottage the God and
Andrew Schultz. They have a podcast called Brilliant Idiots, and
they go, did you know that there was three hundred
and thirty barrels of acid sent to the island like
the day he got, you know, popped by the FBI.

(27:17):
What what would they need all that acid for? Like
the craziest weekend They were trying to they were trying
to say, I mean on that side, they were trying
to say it was for like water sanitation stuff, and go,
it just happens to be a coincidence that it.

Speaker 14 (27:31):
Shows acid the drug, right, Like acid acid actual acid.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
No, that's what I was thinking. To have a great weekend,
like literally just to like Distinegoget.

Speaker 10 (27:43):
You know, Okay, have you tried acid Toammy?

Speaker 6 (27:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
No?

Speaker 10 (27:46):
Do you know what acid looks like? Like the drug acid?
It's little tabs, three hundred and thirty barrels. Would that
populate the world?

Speaker 13 (27:54):
Understand a good time?

Speaker 6 (27:56):
So I was clarifying, Sammy, thank you for clarifying for me.
And now Bill and Hillary Clinton are facing lawmakers this
week over their ties to Epstein. The Clintons are scheduled
to participate in closed door depositions with the House Oversight
Committee in New York. After negotiations on this for months.
Hillary is supposed to appear today. Bill's supposed to appear tomorrow.

(28:17):
And here's a fun fact for you. Bill's deposition will
be the first time a former president has appeared in
front of congressional panels since Gerald Ford, Oh in nineteen
eighty three.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah. Hillary's saying she doesn't recall meeting Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Well, and that's the funniest thing. I was talking about
this comedian who says, like, for people who don't know Epstein,
there's a lot of people that would just stand around
at parties apparently be like, I don't know this guy,
I don't want to know. I've got to get a
picture with him. So many people have pictures with their
arms around this guy, biggest smile ever permegrant on their face.

(28:52):
And we haven't talked about it in a while, and
I mean, I guess there's a good reason for that.
But the Feds conducted what looks like a final sweep
of Nancy Guthrie's Tucson home yesterday. They spent hours combing
the property before just giving it back to the family.
This is a move that a lot of people are
seeing as a sign that investigators are just they're just exhausted.
They've exhausted their leads. Nancy's been missing since February first,

(29:16):
no suspects have been publicly idd, and the investigation has
just really slowed down. Authorities are still analyzing for forensic
evidence and they're keeping the case open technically, but the
lack of breakthroughs just seems like, you know, this is
a dead end.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
There was a lot of talk about this suv that
pulled up to the house yesterday and it was completely
blocked out, so they thought maybe it was a family
member or a key witness or something along those lines.
But the FBI themselves, they had an analyst saying they
probably it was probably Savannah.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Well yeah, and this is so crazy because for someone
who consumes as much true crime as me and who
really believes, like, I can't do anything illegal, because all
these stories tell me I will get caught eventually. What's
going on? Everyone eventually gets caught? Like, why are there
no leads?

Speaker 13 (30:04):
There's a video. It's strange that there's no leads, but
there's still like a ring camera video.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Dude, Yeah, totally yeah, but still yeah, you could tell
a lot by somebody's shifty eyes.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
He was average, heighten, bild.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
Guys come on the hood, he find him. He got
exactly well. At a recent Gates Foundation town hall, Bill
Gates apologized to employees for his past association with Jeffrey
Epstein and said that continuing to spend time with him
was quote a huge mistake. Was a couple of ds
and some secret meds. He also acknowledged that, while married

(30:37):
to Melinda French Gates, he had two extramarital affairs with
Russian women. One was a bridge player and one was
a nuclear physicist. It's all good girl.

Speaker 8 (30:45):
At least that's that's like on brand for Bill Gates,
a professional professional bridge player.

Speaker 10 (30:53):
Now are we talking about bridges or the game? You
know what the bridget.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Bridge?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Gates insisted he had no involvement with any of Epstein's victims.
He says he regrets that he ever had ties to
Epstein and how that's affected his foundation and his staff.
But again, he just kept denying any criminal wrongdoing.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Sammy says, looking at his wife, who blames him.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
What cool, Sammy, Yeah, that's Sammy.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
I hate that expression. You can't make this stuff up.
It's so perfect that he had an affair with a bridge.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Bridge player and nuclear business.

Speaker 13 (31:37):
Well, there's professional chess players.

Speaker 10 (31:41):
What the professional There was a comedian that had a
line that I thought was pretty funny. He goes, I
have to apologize to a lot of conspiracy theorists.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
You know.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Well, there's a new fad that I'm guessing Menace is
aware of because of what are the real housewives of
Mormon wives?

Speaker 10 (31:58):
Yeah, the secret lives of the Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
This is awesome.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
This is something I'm sure you've heard of now for
a while. Dirty Soda. Yeah, it's basically just flavored syrups
with like cream or milk. It's soweeping the country, especially
in places that are more influenced by the Church of
Latter day Saints, since those are places we're drinking coffee
and alcohol are way less normal. But of course started
in Utah and has spread to a bunch more states.
People are putting their own twist on it. Bars are

(32:24):
putting their own twist on it since it's very customized.
But it's literally just syrup and cream.

Speaker 10 (32:28):
Yeah, it's basically another word for it as mocktails. And
we've kind of talked about this before, like, yeah, they
taste great, but I'm not going to spend the same
amount of money that I would spend on a Long Island. Actually,
these kind of sodas.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
These I see these on menus, like the drinks menu.
I'm like, what are you insane?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Kids menu?

Speaker 7 (32:47):
Yeah, they're good, don't.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Get me wrong with these basically egg creams like from
New York, like soda water cream and flavoring.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Yeah, like the Italian sodas.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Yeah, so if you're going to order one of these
dirty sodas, what would that go for?

Speaker 10 (33:00):
Sometimes watch the Dragon Bucks or more.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Yeah, No, that's a no.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Dog, that's a dog. That's a that's a make it
at home. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:08):
Also, if you watch the Secret Lives of Mormon wives,
they have like straight up parties and they're getting wild
on soda.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Oh my god, all that sugar.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Well, speaking of getting wild, Andy Dick has been spotted
looking pretty frail and being pushed around in a wheelchair
in Los Angeles. And this is just days after leaving
a fifty day stint in rehab. He looked very thin,
a little unsteady, okay, and you guys, people are worried
about his health. Oh no, So this new push to
get him sober comes after, you know, we talked about
in December that viral video that showed him collapsed on

(33:41):
some steps in Hollywood. A witness said that Dick had
turned blue, he looked lifeless. Paramedics, yeah, gave him a
bunch of dar can. Maybe I should have worded that differently.
After about ten minutes, they said, he stood up, acted
like nothing happened. And he's been in and out of
rehab for years and also admits quite freely that quote,
I don't mind doing a little crack every.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Now, right. He's not a quitter.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Yeah, he's no quitters.

Speaker 10 (34:04):
Every time he's in the news, I beg for us
to call him because I have his number.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
That I begged for us to literally give him a
place to stay live.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Stream I forgot he already does that. He's already done
a whole How many days was he being live streamed?
And that like trailer?

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Well he did, uh yeah, he did that trailer and
then something having got in trouble for that. But also
remember Quibi, that little video app. Oh yeah, he did
a show on there. Well they were basically like doing
cribs and he was living in a shed with like
one of his.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
And this is how you know home shows are mega fake.
He was on an episode of Celebrity House Hunters. Oh
so go my budgets? Yeah, you know, three million or whatever.
I'm okayse or of actual shed, yeah exactly. And speaking
of wheelchairs, Yeah, I made I don't want to say
a mistake by watching it, but I watched Famous Last

(34:57):
Words with Eric Days, Oh so good.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
How long was it?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
It's about fifty minutes.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Like almost an hour five zero.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
The entire time. I definitely cried at the end. You
definitely cried at certain points during it. The host of
that show, Brad Falchuk, I have no reference on him,
is an author. He was fantastic Brad.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
That name sounds very familiar, so he.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Kind of looks familiar too. But he's a great interview.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Did they have it from anybody else or just him?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
So far?

Speaker 7 (35:27):
He famous last words.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I had watched Eric excuse me, Eric Dane, and then
Jane Goodall there's.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
An episode with her on Netflix. On Netflix is the
premise that, Hey, we know you're going to die, so
we're going to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
It's yeah, kind of with Eric Danes. Obviously, it's more
obvious because he was ill. With Jane Goodall, she was
just really old. But the whole point is he sits
down with him, and he's honest with him, saying, we're
going to talk now, and this is going to be
not aired until you've passed away, so they're aware of it.
That's the and they kind of he reads their bio.

(36:01):
They go through their life, they talk about their history,
they talk about their feelings, they talk about their impact
on the world, and then he leaves. Inside the room,
there's robotic cameras, there's no other humans in the room.
He leaves and then they look directly at the camera
to give their famous last words.

Speaker 13 (36:16):
Yeah, it's really I don't know if I have it
in me to watch that.

Speaker 10 (36:20):
Yeah, you can barely get through the clips. I don't
think I can.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I know it was very, very same.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Do you have it in you to do it?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
I would do it in a heartbeat, nobody. But the
thing is he talks to cultural icons, so you got
to fit that category.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
So your cultural you're famous quickly, Greg, I know, become.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
A movie star, so you can get on famous last word.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
That's what's going on everybody.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Thank you, Gina. Up next, Menace has got a treat
for us. I'm looking forward to this.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (36:49):
So I always kind of buzzed at our last event,
and I was reading an email on like what we
would cover on the show. And remember we had that
topic things shouldn't things that shouldn't need to be said, right,
And but I read it wrong, and I said, and
I started recording some stuff with our listeners, and I said,
things that should not be said instead shouldn't be told.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Not things that shouldn't need to be said, things that
should should be said.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
And we got a couple of funny responses and then
I got the I got back on track to the
original topic. So I just want to share the audio
that I recorded with our listeners.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
So you made lemonade out of lemon?

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Yeah, I did, and I was buzzed. Sorry like that.

Speaker 10 (37:30):
I'm so proud of you. So we'll share that audio
coming up next.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
We'll be right now back to the show, and we're
going to get back into something that I've been looking
forward to for a long time, because leave it to
menace to misread something but turn it into something else.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:49):
So we had that topic the other day, stuff that
shouldn't need to be told, like I shouldn't have to
tell you how to you know, do something or you know,
different things like that, and how to act. And we
had an event where, you know, people were drinking and
we're at a brewery, and I go, oh, you know what,
I should record some audio with some of our listeners
on what they have to say about that topic. But

(38:12):
I had a couple of beers myself, and I misread
the email it and so I read it as stuff
that shouldn't be told, like things that you shouldn't tell
other people.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
Oh that's better, And so I.

Speaker 10 (38:26):
Have the recordings and then finally, like, I get sober
for thirty seconds and then I get on track to
the original subject.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
But I have a couple of the before with the
wrong topic.

Speaker 10 (38:36):
Okay, so the first one is super obvious, so I
just want to get out of the way.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
Here's the first one.

Speaker 18 (38:41):
What's something people shouldn't be told?

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Body count?

Speaker 12 (38:45):
Audie.

Speaker 18 (38:45):
Yeah, that's the number one.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
That's a number one. You got it easy.

Speaker 10 (38:52):
So I felt bad about that because it was a
young girl in front of her boyfriend and she went
with body count.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
He didn't.

Speaker 10 (38:59):
He had like, oh, don't talk about politics, and I'm like, oh, I.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Know, but I can see his face was like, you
don't want to.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
So I'm like that was super easy.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
Of course a bunch of people had that answer, but
then we started getting into some other answers.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
So here's another clip.

Speaker 10 (39:16):
Something people shouldn't be told, something people should not be told?

Speaker 19 (39:21):
Yeah, how many times you've done butt stuff?

Speaker 18 (39:23):
Okay, so can I get your butt stuff number?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
About four?

Speaker 7 (39:28):
Four?

Speaker 18 (39:31):
Did you spread it out or just like you just
have one crazy month?

Speaker 10 (39:34):
It's all so okay, middle finger on thong neither okay,
neither okay?

Speaker 18 (39:42):
Interesting?

Speaker 10 (39:44):
So wow, solo butt stuff and I'm like, oh, of course,
I'm buzz I should have said, you know, what was
you know up there?

Speaker 6 (39:52):
A toy?

Speaker 13 (39:53):
I'm guessing right, toy? True, could be anything control.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
I mean, we've had so many differentories of bottle bottles
coming wheels. Who knows? All right, going on to another
person who had an interesting reply, what's something people shouldn't
be told how to raise their kids?

Speaker 18 (40:13):
How to raise their kids?

Speaker 7 (40:13):
That's a good one.

Speaker 18 (40:14):
Do you have kids?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
No?

Speaker 6 (40:15):
I do not.

Speaker 18 (40:16):
Do you tell people how.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
To raise their kids?

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Hell? Yeah I do.

Speaker 18 (40:19):
What's the number one petive that you have for people
with their kids?

Speaker 14 (40:23):
Oh, they're so invasive of your personal space.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
Those kids are all over you ninety percent of the
time you're around them, all sticky and nasty and gross.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Don't have them, not at all?

Speaker 10 (40:33):
Him I want, yes, But it's funny that she came
up with the subject like, don't tell people how to
raise their kids, But she had a lot to say
about it.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Well, kids are sticky, and they are close talkers, and.

Speaker 13 (40:46):
She's not wrong.

Speaker 14 (40:47):
Anytime every kid in a certain age will just cough
and sneeze right in your face and not even think.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Twice about it, or just like be in your space.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
I don't know, Greg, I guess I'm kind of lucky
that kids aren't not men every.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Right that they don't climb on me either, I guess.
But that's where that the kids having kids, it's the
only thing you're not allowed to have an opinion on
unless you have a kid.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
You don't have to have a dog, but you can
have an opinion on dog breeds or dogs. You don't
have to have a certain make of car to have
an opinion about it, but god forbid you have an
opinion about it.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
Suggest you don't understand you don't have kids.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
I think maybe the difference is because you're absolutely right
about that, and I'm wondering, I'm thinking, well, why would
that be? And I guess it's you're you're assuming what
it's like to live with one or to have to
be responsible for one, when that's just it. It's a lot, right.

Speaker 14 (41:37):
Because a lot of people have big plans even before
they become parents. Right they're pregnant, they're gonna have a kid.
They're like, I'm going to be like this, and yeah,
you want panic and you're not, you know, do all
these things, and the second reality hits everything's out the one.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
All right, let's go to an easy one.

Speaker 10 (41:50):
Let's just say the topic of a restaurant, like, I
shouldn't be able to say anything when your kid is
just climbing over everything, and.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Like, no, you know, because you don't have kids.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
That doesn't make any sense. It's somebody who has a kid.
That makes zero sense. If somebody else has to come
up and parent my kid because I'm so bad at it,
I should be. I should be wearing shame ribbons when
I leave the door. So you're absolutely right about that.

Speaker 18 (42:14):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
I don't know why people are so precious about it.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 10 (42:18):
But so I finally got back on topic, and so
you reread the Oh damn it. Okay, so it's stuff
that should not need to be told, right, Okay, sorry,
I can't things that shouldn't need to be said. Okay,
now you understand how I got confused? Yes, all right, absolutely,
So here we go with the topic.

Speaker 18 (42:41):
What's something people shouldn't need to be told?

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Don't pick your nose?

Speaker 18 (42:45):
Don't pick your nose?

Speaker 20 (42:46):
Yeah, or wash your hands.

Speaker 18 (42:48):
You tell me you never picked your nose?

Speaker 6 (42:49):
I mean I do but I washed my hands after.

Speaker 18 (42:52):
What's your favorite type of booker is?

Speaker 13 (42:56):
You know which ones are cool?

Speaker 18 (42:57):
Like the crusty ones?

Speaker 21 (42:59):
Now you have to like really dig out and then
sometimes there's still like a gooey part at.

Speaker 10 (43:03):
The end, like I'm like, how long have you been here?

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Well?

Speaker 18 (43:06):
Also like you're kind of so fresh.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Yeah, so I'm like, all right.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
These are these are our listeners.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
By the way, didn't gonna change my response from that
nasty bitch. Better not have touched me too, you know what?
That was adorable?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (43:23):
Yeah, so I guess, uh, stop shaking hands with people. Yeah,
I guess right, going with hugs. Yeah, here's another. Here's
another one right here.

Speaker 18 (43:33):
What is something that people shouldn't need to be told?
If you have a wife?

Speaker 23 (43:39):
Put the seat down?

Speaker 18 (43:41):
Oh you you put your seat down for your wife?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
My seat down? Okay all the time?

Speaker 23 (43:44):
Ohry, I'm trained.

Speaker 18 (43:45):
Some guys be like, oh, your lady's putting you in check?
What do you what you would think about that? I
get sex. I'm okay with being in check.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
That's fine.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
Don't you think you're like, hey, you know what, take
a look before you sit down on the toilet.

Speaker 23 (43:58):
See, know, it's the men's job, or at least to
be nice fifty to fifty to give her the benefit
of the doubt, you know, and treat her with respect that.

Speaker 18 (44:09):
She's standing right here.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
But keep it right.

Speaker 10 (44:11):
Three am on a Tuesday, and I've still never fallen
into the toilet because he's always.

Speaker 18 (44:15):
Put it down.

Speaker 11 (44:16):
I make sure it goes down.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
We get it.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
You're love.

Speaker 14 (44:23):
God.

Speaker 10 (44:23):
Because it goes back to the argument that Greg and
I have always had for decades on the show.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Do women walk in the bathroom like there's I.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Wonder right, I fell into the toilet.

Speaker 19 (44:34):
First of all, you don't put the seat.

Speaker 16 (44:36):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
I'm going to use your own personality against you and
say how unsightly is an open seat?

Speaker 7 (44:44):
We get it, but it's.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Never been the argument. But for me, that's this simplest
solution for the planet. Man, woman, hermaphrodite. Close the lid. Yeah,
that's at all times when you're not using the toilet.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Close the lid, double seat down.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
That's it.

Speaker 10 (45:00):
Yeah, But that's not what the ladies arguments are. It's
always that I'm going to fall in right film.

Speaker 14 (45:07):
Yeah, And I will say because I really don't look
that much, because it doesn't occur to me, I never
have to lift the toilet set up that. It just
doesn't even occur to me that it's gonna be up,
if that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
But also like if I see it's up, I just
kick it down and move on with my day.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
So at your house right now, Sammy, your the lid
is up and just the scenes you said it backwards?

Speaker 13 (45:30):
Oh I was talking about the Yeah, not the mainly but.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
The seat right.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
But at your house do you close the lid?

Speaker 13 (45:37):
Sometimes?

Speaker 6 (45:37):
I close it every time I flush. You're supposed to
do You're supposed to do it when you flush.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
My brain can't comprehend why you wouldn't close the lid.
Is it just water, right? I mean it's poopy water?

Speaker 8 (45:50):
No, it should be I mean after you know, I'm saying,
if it's the lid's up, Yeah, what are you looking at?

Speaker 7 (45:54):
That's so heinous?

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Well, who wants to look at an open toilet?

Speaker 5 (45:58):
You?

Speaker 4 (45:59):
In general, working.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
Off topic here, it's like are women walking in backwards
in the bathroom?

Speaker 6 (46:04):
But I don't think this is as big of an
issue as you think it is.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
What do you mean it is? Oh?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
It is.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
I've never once had this conversation with anyone I've lived with.

Speaker 14 (46:14):
I've never had the issue of guys just leaving the
toilet set up.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Animal.

Speaker 14 (46:19):
Yeah, not anyone I've looked at, Not my brother, not
my dad, Like, I have.

Speaker 13 (46:23):
Not experienced this.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I've heard this mentioned in my lifetime thousands.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
It just seems like an old like stick like her,
don't you hear it when the lads leave that toilet sing?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
How do you bring up this topic that did?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Yeah you hear but yeah, but this is from a
guy who's whose response was I'm trained, like, Okay, I'm
glad it's working out.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
For you guys.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
All right, Well, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (46:46):
I've heard this argument my entire life, just like Greg
and I still don't understand, and we don't either.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Gets when you're looking at like a real estate listing
and they're showing the bathroom and the toilet lit is up.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
Like, how are you going to sell that house?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Animal?

Speaker 7 (47:01):
All right?

Speaker 10 (47:02):
We have another one that this lady brought up, and
it actually made me sad.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 18 (47:08):
What's something that people shouldn't.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
Need to be told.

Speaker 18 (47:11):
They shouldn't need to be told to say thank you?
And a lot of people don't say thank you.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
A lot of people don't say thinks.

Speaker 19 (47:16):
Does that happen to you?

Speaker 13 (47:18):
It happens to me a lot.

Speaker 19 (47:19):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Oh really, I'm a kindergarten teacher. The kiddos don't say
please and thank you a lot.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
Really.

Speaker 18 (47:25):
I mean when I was a kid, I was taught
to do that.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Yeah, the kiddos these days not so much, not much,
not so much.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
Yeah, that's sad. It is sad, like little kids not
saying thank you. Man.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
It is weird. It is weird because like I to
this day, like if I'm a like subway ordering a
sandwich or something and they go, yeah, what can I get?
I go, yeah, may I please have? Blah blah. I
don't even think about it. Like so when I hear
someone be like, yeah, let me get a turkey, I'm like, no, no, no,
it's yeah, may I please have? Like are people not
teaching this anymore?

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Well, that's what the teacher is saying.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
It's terrible, disturbing.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
As much of a pain in the ass I am
at restaurants and impatient. I am like every time the
waiter comes by, I always say thank you that I
say it so much that I think I'm overly saying it.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, that's a good question. Every single time they fill
your water or something, thank you, He's like, I get you.
I do the same thing. I think, am I saying
thank you too much? Every single time the Corey water?
Now I don't have kids, so I'm not allowed to
have an opinion on this. But wouldn't it be appropriate

(48:30):
for this kindergarten teacher to teach the children to say
thank you? Or would that be don't parent my kid?

Speaker 16 (48:37):
No?

Speaker 10 (48:37):
Yeah, because yeah, that's the new wave, like you don't
tell my kid what do?

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:41):
What when it comes to the teachers.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
But especially because you're a teacher and she says they
don't say it, teach them to say thank you?

Speaker 7 (48:48):
Yeah, it's easy.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Just like if they want like a Kleenex and you
hand it to them and they don't say that, you
rip that out of their little hand.

Speaker 10 (48:55):
You're the authority on teachers on this show.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
What do you think.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
She is complaining about a problem. She has direct control
over exactly she could teach. She is literally in charge.
It's not like, well I can't say anything. No, you're
you're saying your job the teacher.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
But again, I don't have kids, so I can't I
can't wait.

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Well, that's all the audio that I collected that I remembered.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
At our event.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
But yeah, that's I don't know.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
That's what's on the pulse in the mind.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
That's on the.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
Pulse of our listeners. Boogers, butt stuff and body body
counts and say thank you well, thanks man.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
No problem.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Turned out to be a good mistake.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Show.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Welcome back to the Woody Show. I mentioned that Woody
is out, and somebody texts it in. You said, Woody
is out? Is Woody okay? Is he just on vacation?
I hope he and his family are okay. I care
very much what He's perfectly fine. He's at some sort
of radio radio industry things, so better him than me

(49:58):
to be there. Menas tell me that I'm dying to know.

Speaker 10 (50:02):
You said, yeah, I told you off the air that
I had a secret to tell you.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
And something's happening today.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
That you've been involved in in probably for a number
of years now, and I've always given you crap about it,
and I'm like, don't do it, don't be a part
of it. And I found myself to be a part
of it. And it's called Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Oh hell yeah, it does rule.

Speaker 10 (50:29):
Now Here's the thing Greg, I've been moving and I
have extra furniture, and I'm like, how am I to
get rid of this furniture? And I tried other avenues
and I finally just broke down and said, I'll go
to the murder capital of the world, Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
You mean, the best deals on the planet.

Speaker 10 (50:49):
And now as now, I'm going as a seller, not
a buyer. Now, I've never bought anything off Facebook Marketplace,
but I go, I got to get rid of these items.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
And it's like a.

Speaker 10 (50:58):
Table in some cabinets or whatever, and I put it
on there. And I am meeting up today with the
lady and her husband at my storage unit that I
put these items in. Okay, and they're gonna they're gonna,
you know, verify the items and then pay me right there.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Yeah, that's how you do now, cash in cash.

Speaker 10 (51:20):
Now, if I get murdered, I'm just saying, it's your
fault because you sold me so hard on this.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
It sounds like she's worried she's gonna get murdered.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (51:27):
And now here's the other thing, is uh, I also
have from my guest rooms. I had these brand new
mattresses right and barely ever used and I've had multiple
people and now this is pretty far saying that they
will cross the border to get these mattresses. Now we've

(51:48):
talked about this on the air, like mattresses you can
get at Walmart. The surt of ones that I've gotten
at Walmart have been great. But I can't believe that
people will would like legit that go across the border
to go get Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
That's that's that's a little suspect, I guess.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
I mean, you're an expert.

Speaker 10 (52:09):
Should I be talking to people saying that they'll I mean,
are they going to use the mess something else?

Speaker 4 (52:15):
I think the rule that I've applied to myself is
if they say is this item still available, that's probably fake.
Like if they don't specify, Hey, is that natural still
because the prompt? Yeah? But I mean if but you
could still do the uh storage space? Meet them there?
Who cares where they're coming from? Let them?

Speaker 7 (52:35):
But what about get chopped up and thrown into the stage.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Well, then you do my other thing you said you
when you're trying to agree on a time to me,
you say something like, hey, does two o'clock work for you?
And they say sure, and you say, okay, Well let
me double check, because I'm a policeman and my schedule
is always changed. I've done that before. Usually what I

(52:58):
do is because you look like a cop. I wish
I will. I throw stuff in my truck and then
I take it down to the like a parking lot.
That's why. But if it's too big, like a couch,
and they actually have to come to my house, then
I do the cop thing. Okay, what time can you
come over? How about four?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Let me check. I'm a policeman and my schedule changes.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
For fifteenth time. Someone who did that, I'm sure you
weren't doing that, because that would be a crime.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Yeah, that's what you want to say, is because I'm
a hit man and my schedule only.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
Is a crime if he showed up in like a
police uniform, right right.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Well, sometimes I say, well theoretically, I say it's me.
Other times I'll say my partner is a cop. His
schedule is weird. Let me check.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
But look, I've done it a thousand times and here
I am alive. Okay, not the cops thing. I've never
done the cop thing.

Speaker 10 (53:51):
I've never said that was you, and I never verify
this buyer to like I've found her LinkedIn and all
kinds of thuff.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Oh damn, yeah, sole Metri things.

Speaker 10 (54:00):
You.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Here's a good point, menis how much? What's the price
roughly this mattress that we're talking about?

Speaker 10 (54:04):
The mattress I think I'm selling for like three hundred
bucks or something A lot.

Speaker 7 (54:09):
Again, you can get an.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
Awesome sort of one brand new from Walmart for that
same price, So why would you cross the border to
come get it. It's not like a three thousand dollars
mattress for three hundred bucks.

Speaker 14 (54:20):
And my question too, is is how are they even
in your Facebook marketplace group? Because don't you have to
live sort of within a certain area.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
That's one of the that's one of the choices if
you want to do local or not local.

Speaker 7 (54:33):
Yeah, okay, you can.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Narrow it down like a ten mile radius whatever.

Speaker 13 (54:36):
I guess I've only ever done local one.

Speaker 10 (54:38):
Yeah, well I guess, Greg, you converted me to Facebook
market place.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Well we'll see if you show up tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah, easy, convenient. I'll give you my cash. Yeah, I'll
give you some stuff.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
I'll give you my location.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Good for you, man. The good morning, It is the
Woody Show. It's Greg Gina, Sammy and the rest of
the crew. What he will be back on Monday. He
will be back.

Speaker 10 (55:05):
And I wanted to bring up something that he was
talking about because people might start seeing this in their timeline.
Not exactly the same subject, but remember when he was saying, oh,
I would love to have an assistant, right, none of
us believed it because we don't feel like he could
fully let go like that.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I don't think so oh yeah, no, no way.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
He is a micromanager I have to do, not like
with other people, but with his own stuff.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (55:30):
Sure, I don't think that he'd be like, okay, yeah,
just handle this for me, right, So I don't I
don't think that is true. But maybe he might be
into this. And it's been coming up on social media
for I would say the past couple of weeks, probably
since even Super Bowl they had an ad for it.
Now there's an AI assistant that's like almost true. AI

(55:51):
like what we use is kind of just like an
upgraded version of search basically, yeah, and it makes like
cute pictures for us. But this new AI system, the
popular name for it would be called clawbot. Now have
you claud bought? Now you will see like a lot
of people buying mac Minie's and making these AI assistants

(56:12):
for them. And this is like true AI where you
tell it say hey or in voice or in text,
make me a reservation for this restaurant. Now, for it
to work, it has to have full access to everything
in your life, your email, your big account, your account
let's say for open table and things like that. Right, Okay,

(56:33):
so people are doing this and I see disasters on
the way, you know, because it's gonna again have full
access to your life. Now, there are versions that you
can make where you can keep it like mostly offline
and out of your personal information and it'll still work
for you. But somebody got the genius idea of having
these things actually talk to each other. Right, So they

(56:58):
basically have made their own Reddit p age and they
talk about the humans that control them. Yes, AI has
created accounts, created accounts on a message board, and there
are millions of these messages going back and forth of
these computers talking about their humans. Now, this is the

(57:18):
scary stuff that we're talking about. Now, Gina, you've seen
a little part of this where at the full extent
where you're asking it to do something, it goes ahead
and actually rent like a for real's human to go
do do the thing for you. So like if you say, hey,

(57:40):
go use like a company that we love, air Tasker, Right,
go ask air Tasker to hire somebody to cut my grass.
So it's not like me actually going in and telling
that website to go hire somebody that the AI is
going and.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Doing sourcing the meat suits and do their.

Speaker 10 (58:00):
Doing it like of like paying them and running the
email messaging them.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
So even though you're using a human to do something,
it's the AI that's.

Speaker 8 (58:12):
Fully yes, Like it knows that hey, I should plan
to have my yard cut once a week or whatever
goes and it says, okay, I'm gonna proactively go and
hire that person.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
Yes, So these computers are actually hiring people to do
these jobs.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
How do you feel about this?

Speaker 4 (58:25):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
I don't know, like I kind of won't.

Speaker 10 (58:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (58:28):
I mean, but like you said, if they have to
have all of your information to do it, is it
worth it?

Speaker 6 (58:33):
And we've seen enough movies to know that this can
only end badly, right.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
Not Star Trek No.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
Yeah again, like if you are not a complete idiot,
I think you can do it in a safe way.
But I don't think that everybody's that smart.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Idiot or evil, Like, what's the evil genius angle on
this that's gonna make you know, that's gonna enslave us.

Speaker 14 (58:56):
No, but he's saying that you can adjust it so
that they don't have access to all of your information.

Speaker 13 (59:00):
You have to manually go in and know how to
do that.

Speaker 10 (59:02):
Yeah, the people that are recommending this, like, hey, don't
give it access to your you know, banker account, but
like do like a pre paryed like visa card or
something like that.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
I would smart.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
I wouldn't just give it my whatever, I would credit
card and ye like basically pretend it's a teenager.

Speaker 7 (59:18):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
And then you can wash your hands of everything. So
it would then take whatever prepaid card you give it
and pay the guy that mows your.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
I mean that's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
But also how lazy are people? Right?

Speaker 7 (59:31):
I don't see this? How much is it? What is
this really saving me time?

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Well, people love to set it and forget it, you know,
they love auto pay, They love all this kind of thing.
So this is just another step in the audio.

Speaker 10 (59:41):
Yeah, Now I don't know like the full extent of it.
Like let's say like for our jobs, like let's say
von love Yvonne, but like, hey, go edit that video,
Like can it go edit that video and then say
upload it to our TikTok and Instagram.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Yeah, but it can't do it as hot.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
Look, I'm not coming with that idea of.

Speaker 10 (01:00:00):
Only yeah, but I don't know. I think again, this
goes to the whole thing of dead Internet theory, where
it's just computers talking to computers and there's not actually
any people behind it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
What Facebook or Metta is doing right, because they filed
that patent application for to to take over essentially take
over your Facebook page after you're dead.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
So they will then comment on things and they'll.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Keep talking because it doesn't want They're not doing that
to you know, have your memory live on.

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
They're doing it to generate traffic and engagement.

Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
And yeah, so the people that are still living, they
will interact with it, right and keep it going.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
I don't know, but I again, I kind of want want.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
To if they were looking for beta testers, would you
be one, Yes, but I want to be like, here's
complete access to my emails and my and how do
you expect me to be a good assist?

Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
Well, I would just set up a different email address
for this assistant, specifically for an assistant.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
Yeah, oh really right, Well it'd be like assistant at
you know, the Woody Show or whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Well, that's house. That's how these people get in trouble.
That's how you know Dane Cook lost forty five million
dollars to his brother.

Speaker 7 (01:01:15):
He gives him.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
And access to his original stuff, as opposed to like,
here's your own thing. Yeah, yeah, I have control over.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
So I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:01:23):
I think I've been trying to bring this up to
Woody because I know that he wants an assistant. At
least he will have full control of this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah. I could maybe see him trying.

Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
This versus a person learning a whole new system.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
But I also see what he likes. Let's say he
tells it to make the dinner reservation. He would be
the kind of guy that would confirm call the restaurant, yeah,
and just do it anyway, because, like you said, he
he has to be in control of that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Yeah, but if you did it enough times where it
worked every time, you just take that off your.

Speaker 10 (01:01:55):
Plate, right, Yeah, But that one time the bot messed
up and it wasn't there ye show to the restaurant,
have to.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Yell at you know what's on your actual robot.

Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
Is still no updates, so yeah, people don't know. I
actually did order a robot, a humanoid robot, and there
should be delivered sometime this year.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
Little brown with it looks like a rolled up carpet
or something.

Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
Yeah, it's called it's made by one Ex Technologies and
it's called Neo.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
And all I really want to do.

Speaker 10 (01:02:27):
And my dream is because our coffee machine is located
on the other side of this building and we never
have time to like go grab a coffee. I just
want to tell the robot go grab the coffee and
then bring it to Greg and I all right, I
mean anybody else I want to use it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
It's not that hard. So that is my dream.

Speaker 10 (01:02:46):
But if you're you're seeing these like people talking about
these AI assistants on social media and they're buying up
these macminis because that's usually the go to to run
these things, and that's what they're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
They're doing claud Bot.

Speaker 10 (01:02:58):
They're doing claud Bot, and there's an other for it too,
but that's the main one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Well, I'm on the Claude bought website, and I might
be changing my tune.

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
Oh really, what's it saying?

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
I mean just I'm just as you're talking about it,
and as I'm looking at the website, I I get it,
you know, like you said, I'll give it like a
burner debit card and a different email. And I could see,
you know, people like me, who are you know, fairly disorganized,
who would like some of this madness to be taken
off their plate. This is this is good because I'm

(01:03:28):
a I'm a real auto pay type of person, and
if I can put like like errands on auto pay,
this is good living. I think I might be coming
around some.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Text that says got a claw bot. I set mine
up two weeks ago, and it's effing see I get that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
I'm getting that, and tell us.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
Tell us what you're doing with it though, like y
yeah texas back No, no, no, none of us here a
Jeff Bezos noneless here, like can't make a send an
email or check into a flight or do whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
Awesome?

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:03:56):
What's the difference of going like, hey, I need this
done really?

Speaker 13 (01:03:59):
Verse is just doing it yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Everything?

Speaker 10 (01:04:04):
It's called thirty seconds of time saved.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
No, oh my god, no, no, truly though, it's like,
go find the best rate for this flight on these
dates like that, and then so much time.

Speaker 13 (01:04:17):
Google does that for you. It's all in order already.
The second that you it's.

Speaker 14 (01:04:21):
Like, here are the flights, here's the cheapest one. It's
literally right there. I'm just not getting a difference, really.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
That's your point.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Yeah, but then who do I get to feel superior to?

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
What about if you're like in your uber and you're
just like, you know what, I want a flight to
Milan at these days and these times, and I really
don't want to deal on my phone.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
I get to say it again.

Speaker 14 (01:04:41):
Jeff, if you still want to approve whatever the ticket
price is and say that first before it just automatically buys.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
It, exactly? What's being honest with you?

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Oh, get a little skim off the top.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
I don't care about your money. Yeah it's not I'm
not pocketing it, but I'm not looking to Yeah, charge
it to the robot game. I don't know, but yeah,
I would love to hear more about it. Texter two
two nine eighty seven text us and let us know
what you're using this AI bot four and how fing awesome?
Is it real? For reals? All right? We got more

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Woody Show coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
This is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Welcome back to the Woody Show. I am current missing
Woody at the moment that you do not have nine
thousand pieces of paper in front of me and it's
hard to chuckle them all. And this piece of paper
on it says something I don't know what it is.
Love you Arey.

Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
Yeah, this is something that came up.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
I don't know how I got Sammy's algorithm on my
social I got an ad thing called love Youary on
the Hallmark channel, which how did we get to the
end of February And Sammy didn't tell us that Hallmark
has four new love themed movies.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
What in February?

Speaker 13 (01:05:59):
Well, yeah, they do this every year.

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
I mean we should all, oh, we should just know.
I mean, it's been so long since Hallmark's Christmas movies.
But they put a little promo together that I think
will set up, you know, for those of you who
don't know what a Hallmark movie is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Right here all months long, snuggle up. It's Love You Wary.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Been in love with her since the moment I met.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
He with four original movie premieres. Great every weekend, a
new reason to believe and love.

Speaker 13 (01:06:29):
You just never know when it's going to pop into
your life.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Aren't you gonna GISs me?

Speaker 14 (01:06:34):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:06:34):
Boy?

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
I should never ask.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Love love Youary all months long. New movies every Saturday
at eight on Hallmark Channel, next day on Hallmark Plus.

Speaker 10 (01:06:47):
God, they're bringing out new movies like that they always have.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
I think the the term movie is you know, we're
using it flexibly.

Speaker 14 (01:06:53):
Here, but there's like elaborate sets, right, yeah, I mean
it's it's yes, it's gotten much better. They do a
lot of like on location filming in other countries and
stuff like that now. But they have basically all of
their main people I think are just under Hallmark contract.

Speaker 13 (01:07:08):
And all of their movies are about an hour and
a half long.

Speaker 14 (01:07:11):
So if you think that's about one episode of a
basic TV show, is what a Hallmark movie is?

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
They creak them out, Like Greg, I'm looking through.

Speaker 8 (01:07:18):
There are four movies and the lead actor so it's
all about a girl fall in love with a guy
and vice versa. In every single one of these Loveuary
movies is generic looking white guy with brown hair, easily replaceable.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Generic man. Doesn't Hallmark do the old fashioned thing where
they put people on contract and like like Lacy Shabet,
she works for Hallmost. It's the same saying yeah, but
I mean it's kind of an old school way of
doing stuff, right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:47):
It is.

Speaker 14 (01:07:47):
But I think it's also a security thing for a
lot of the people who are on Hallmark. I think
they enjoy it because they're constantly working.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
And what do they run when they're not running movies?

Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
They have a show?

Speaker 13 (01:07:58):
They have an original TV shows?

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Were those multiple ones?

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
There's they do Gilmore Girls or something.

Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
No, they have old timing.

Speaker 14 (01:08:07):
Well they'll do like Golden Girls, but they have shows
that are based in like different.

Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
Eras and its Golden Girls.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
It is Reba.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
If you're checking out, if you're if you're up at
three am watching the Hallmark channel, you're not you're watching
the Waltons.

Speaker 10 (01:08:21):
Well my god, well now, Sea Bass. I have a
theory on why this would be popping up in your
algorithm because some of their offices moved into our building,
and if you're in a location of where content is
being put out, you'll be fed that contest.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
You're gonna say, to do with my looking for to
get married? So maybe that too, which these are generic.
How first off, how could you keep watching these like
again because it's all the same movie, right?

Speaker 13 (01:08:53):
No, they're different.

Speaker 14 (01:08:55):
You know what, they've gotten better about making them different.
I will say that there has been in the standard scription,
and obviously there's been a lot of joking about that,
and everyone knows the basics. But they have expanded more
recently and they've gotten better.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
I got Here's the first Love You ary was called
The Way to You. A subwoy blackout sends two New
Yorkers searching for their miss So is this two women
who are a guy and girl? It?

Speaker 13 (01:09:19):
Do you want me to tell you about it?

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
You are.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
Spoilers? Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:09:27):
So this one, you know the website like missed Connections.

Speaker 14 (01:09:30):
So this girl meets a guy on the subway, and
then this other guy meets a girl on the subway
and then they go on there's a blackout and they
end up not meeting. There's two different couples who meet
and then they don't get.

Speaker 13 (01:09:44):
The information of the other person.

Speaker 14 (01:09:46):
So the girl from one couple and the guy from
another went on this website of like miss connections and
being like, hey, if you met a so and so
brown haired guy or whatever during the subway blackout right,
these two people think that it's the person that they met,
but it's not.

Speaker 13 (01:10:04):
So they end up meeting up and they're.

Speaker 14 (01:10:06):
Like, oh, it wasn't you, bummer, And then they just
become friends. And then they do end up finding they
still try to hunt down the people.

Speaker 13 (01:10:13):
That they met and the whole time, but the whole time. Yeah,
but and they do find the well, I don't want
to spoil I'm not.

Speaker 14 (01:10:23):
So, they do end up finding the girl that the
guy met on the subway. He so he kind of
starts to date her. But obviously, yes, he's in love
with the other girl and the other girls in love
with him, And I mean, I'm not gonna spoil it.

Speaker 13 (01:10:37):
But I am. They do end up together.

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
Yes, whoa, Now, Sammy, we got to get you in
one of these movies. Also, we should pitch that we
we should write one.

Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
Don't you think they've already got a I writing these
things come up.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
With a better idea?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Right? Maybe?

Speaker 8 (01:10:54):
Okay, here's here's the next here's the next one. What
about in space? The love Your movie was called because
of Cupid. It says here Valentine's Day goes awry when
I love potion from Cupid affects best friends.

Speaker 14 (01:11:09):
Yeah, so this is they offer their boys cutting out.
They're testing out making mocktails. I know, because mocktails are
such a big thing now. And so this girl who's
like a bartender, is like, I'm telling you, we got
to start doing these mocktails.

Speaker 13 (01:11:25):
It's the new thing.

Speaker 14 (01:11:26):
So they start making them and they do a test thing,
and so they have a bunch of people test these drinks.

Speaker 13 (01:11:31):
But then they all start falling in love. So they
realized and they didn't know it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
Yeah, okay, Sam, I'm asking this in all honesty. I'm
not trying to be a jerk. Is this for children?

Speaker 14 (01:11:46):
It sounds like, yeahrmos, No, they have to solve the mystery.

Speaker 10 (01:11:51):
Oh okay, the Disney channel or something.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Yeah, for real.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
It sounds like maybe it was.

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
The next Love You Ari movie the Stars but between
us a news reporter and an astronomy professor, oh need
cosmic timing to reconnect.

Speaker 14 (01:12:06):
So I I did start watching this one. I just
didn't get a chance to finish it. But yeah, so
it's a new who Yeah, who goes out for I
think it's an eclipse or something one year and meets
a guy. But the guy has a girlfriend when he's
on that, but they really connect and then they go
back what seven eight years later for the eclipse and
they're gonna end up meeting again again.

Speaker 13 (01:12:27):
But I didn't really get to that point.

Speaker 10 (01:12:30):
Okay, I, okay, I agree with you. They must be
using like some ai what's trending with basic people, and
let's write a movie around it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
Cause I know there's a lot of people, like there's
a lot of boring men. I'm not saying that women
can't that men can't be boring who just watch sports
all the time. It's always Sports Center or blah blah blah.
But this is don't don't you get.

Speaker 14 (01:12:51):
Bored of this, Sammy No, Because also I'm like crocheting.
When I have it on, it's very easy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
It's making.

Speaker 14 (01:13:03):
Yeah, it's comforting, but also able to have something new
that's comforting.

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
It's a very second screen. You can absolutely do something
else what you watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I'll give credit to Hallmark for these Love Youary ones.
At least they all have slightly different plots, not just
a Christmas Christmas ones that is always like guy goes
back to his old hometown, meets the old girlfriend, he's
going through a divorce, thank God, because she's available now
because her husband got killed.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Well that's the thing, the busy, big city promotion. Yeah,
the big, busy, big city gal goes to the wilderness
and meets like a lumberjack and they don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
She's there, begrudgingly because she's not.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
The big Then she realizes, like, wait, I want to
open up like a big goods counter.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
At least these are but vastly different.

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
Yeah, let's but let's write some like they meet on
a submarine or something like that.

Speaker 8 (01:13:53):
There's one that's coming up this weekend, the last one
of Love Youary romance at Hope Ranch.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
Hope finds they of course name is God. Yeah, they'd
be more obvious. Finds love it purpose while restoring a
ranch that is secretly owned by a hardcore, rough trade
gay sex guy. What way I think all restoring a
ranch and beloved town tradition. It goes back to the country. Yeah, rebuilds.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Yeah totally.

Speaker 13 (01:14:23):
What about the cruise ship movie? That one's not part
of Love Youry.

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
What's us about this?

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:14:28):
I mean they go on a cruise and they're both
working and they end up they get off together and
they don't tell each other, what they do for a
living and stuff, so they don't know that they're kind
of adjacently working together.

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
There's a lot of miscation, and they missed.

Speaker 14 (01:14:41):
The boat and then they have to try and find
their way back to the ship and it's a whole thing.

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
Anyway, let's see, it's got to be okay, you know, Samuy,
how can I consume this content?

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
You just heard the promo? It's on Hallmark? Do you
have a Hallmark Plus channel?

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Every Saturday?

Speaker 13 (01:14:56):
I have the Hallmark Plus app?

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:14:58):
They paid Okay, so it's an app because I'm like,
I don't see the channel anywhere in my feeds on
any of the apps.

Speaker 13 (01:15:06):
There is a Hallmark channel.

Speaker 8 (01:15:07):
Okay, but is it like on YouTube TV or no,
it's there's a QR coat in the back of every
pint of Hoggin?

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Does just.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Cat food and.

Speaker 10 (01:15:19):
Watch the last little bit of it and catch up? Well,
I'm sold.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
I feel like we're late to the party and after.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
And I do have to apologize to Sammy. These do
sound bad and I have made fun of them, but
after seeing which one did I watch over Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
Never kiss a man in a Christmas sweater?

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:15:35):
With absolutely Williams.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
My mother in law had it on and as bad
as it was, they did change the channel At one point.
I was like, I'd like to see how it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Did turn it all back?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
And then did you watch the one about the snowman
Who's melting?

Speaker 14 (01:15:51):
No, that was a Netflix movie, Lacy shape Bear.

Speaker 10 (01:15:56):
That's what I was about to bring up, like, Netflix
is kind of trying to, yeah, poach into this genre
of awesome.

Speaker 14 (01:16:02):
Everyone is healthy cos everyone makes fun of it, but
everyone's trying to get in on the Hallmark Matt.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Yeah, weins. Lindsay Lohang going to drop a new one.

Speaker 13 (01:16:10):
Oh yeah, that was on Netflix too. She had two
on Netflix.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Yeah they were good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Wow, I thought those were Hallmark things.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
Are our Hallmark correspondent?

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
So, good school Jeff G. Right now we say good
morning to Jeff g.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Good morning. What do you show? One day away from
the weekend?

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Man?

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Happy Thursday. Let's go ahead and start with the Ducks.

Speaker 24 (01:16:31):
They took care of business last night against the Oilers.

Speaker 8 (01:16:33):
Leo's Stores Day.

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Give us the Ducks.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
The foss Way Ducks won six' five and. Overtime ducks
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Speaker 24 (01:16:43):
Tomorrow moving on to The Kings we saw some flashes
of greatness last night with The king's New Big Three
flashies tough And tall. Story, unfortunately, though The kings lost
six to.

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Four kings And oilers.

Speaker 24 (01:17:00):
TONIGHT Nba lakers And phoenix tonight at six, Tea wolves
at The end of A dome taking on The Clippers
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and what he was doing during the.

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Though.

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i was selling, it not buying it. Allegedly but that's
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Gena you're busy staring at. Something what are you?

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Reading, Sorry i'm just hold, On, Okay i'm looking at
something THAT i want to say has your name all over,
it BUT i also don't want to put this in
your head as like an. Idea, uh this is? Okay
so this is that A china a new weight loss
scheme they're calling. It, okay, yes this is this is

(01:18:38):
a new trend that has people stretching plastic wrap over
their mouths before they, eat so they chew the food
through the plastic wrap then throw then like take the
whole thing out and throw it, away like trick their
brains into thinking they ate without actually swallowing. Anything so
they're chewing through like.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
To help like a dental damn.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Exactly but like you're swing it through. Plastic but it's
supposed to quote trick your brain into thinking you're. Eating
and of course this is, horrible like critics say, that, well,
YEAH i mean it's. Anxi it doesn't give you any.
Nutrition it's gonna make your cravings. Worse and oh, ps
it's a serious eating.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Disorder, yeah for.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
Sure and if you're IF i, know we're super into
being worried about, microplastics but you will obviously be ingesting
a lot of plastic if you're chewing all this.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Stuff, okay obviously this is not good for, You but
why incorporate the? Plastic why not just take a bite
of the apple fritter that you can't help?

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Yourself that Was that was such a, trend, however many
years ago that it ended up on multiple episodes Of
sex in The. CITY i remember people like, like, oh
you moved TO la and now you you, know you
eat you you chew your steak and then you spit
it out and that's so. Gross so that was already,
Thing BUT i think this might be the cleaner way
because you're not you don't need like a spit.

Speaker 10 (01:19:53):
Bucket i've actually heard a different version of this many
many years AGO i think you, know for all you old,
heads maybe like On Donna hue Or Salad yell or
some crap like. That but what you do is you
still actually eat a little. Bit but what you will
take a bite let's say, cereal and you have, one

(01:20:14):
and then you pretend to take four.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
More so you're trick.

Speaker 10 (01:20:18):
In your mind that you, are so you mimic mimic,
yeah that you are eating. More kind of like, this you,
know you're tricking your brain that you. Are that's sort
of a version of what doctor said. Forever, yeah it's
the anti menace way of. Eating it is just don't
wolf all the food down so? Fast not damn.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Right, wow those are the exact.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
Words that's What Sally jesse was.

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
Saying because but that is, true like, chewing that's part
of the whole brick. Signal that's why if you go
on like, diets they don't want you drinking smoothies and
stuff because you're not doing any want you eating.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
Intentionally isn't it the opposite with, gum because people will
chew gum when they're, hungry, thinking, Oh i'm that makes
me so, hungry but it makes you more. Hungry is it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
True.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Salivating we're a falsely.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Best when you chew, gum your stomach thinks it's about
to receive, food so it creates more acid and then
it makes you more.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
HUNGRY i mean anecdotally that that's the one REASON i
don't like to chew, gum because they always get. Hungry.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
Yeah, yeah it's.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Counterproduction and that's the other.

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
Thing like there's huge groups On instagram that are called
like friends Of anna Aka anna rexan, okay and it's
like all of these trends of like this is a,
hack this is a, Tip And i'm, like we used
to watch all the after school specials about the dangers of,
it and now On instagram there's multiple accounts that are,

(01:21:35):
like oh so which wrap renolds wrapped you buy when
you're doing like The china, diet and like this is really.

Speaker 10 (01:21:41):
Scary these, pepties these semi glue, ties all this stuff
is getting cheaper and.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Cheaper ever solve this.

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
Problem, yeah you can still have the food that you
want to, enjoy just at a smaller, levels so you
don't need to be doing These you don't put plastic
or eat cotton balls like the models used to. Do
just tell don't do it up and they're gonna have
the pill. FORM i mean a couple of pillforms already out,
there BUT i hear through the grapevine they're not as

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strong as taking a, shot but they will get.

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
There, yeah don't. Worry, please don't just stop eating plastic
and cotton.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
Ball, yeah don't do, that make the PILL i want
to be on the Pill, okay it's The Wood show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
And what he will be back On. Monday in the,
meantime everybody else is holding down the fort and Sea
bass has got this week in audio.

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
And our first bit of audio some news. Audio, uh
this is a story.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
We covered In Redneck news earlier in the, week but
it's always so much more interesting to hear a real
life news person having to deal with the most insane.
Stories this was on w e H. T and usually
they don't they don't read these stories on the. Air
usually it's a website story or you put on the
police splotter because it sounds like this coming out of
a news person's.

Speaker 16 (01:22:54):
Mouth start tonight with a disturbing development out Of Central
city where A Davis county man is behind bars facing
charges of sex crimes against. Animals according to The Central
City Police. DEPARTMENT a driver called nine one one after
seeing a man identified As Alan osbourne who appeared to
be having sexual intercourse with a dead deer on the
side of the. Road officers found the man covered in

(01:23:15):
the deer's blood and For osborne was arrested and then
taken to The Meuhlenberg County Detention. Center he is charged
with sexual crimes against.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
Animals oh, wow.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
Drew the short. Straw and you, say, well it's the.

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
News they don't have to do every story exactly. GOOD
i know it's you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
Know Northern, kentucky Southern, indiana and there's not much going.
On he was covered in, blood AND i saw all
kinds of gross and profane stuff WHEN i was a.
Kid but if you are just watching the evening news
with you, know your six year old having, sex, daddy.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
What's going on with the? Deer CAN i do?

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
That?

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Yeah with the? Deer and why are you allowed to do?

Speaker 8 (01:23:59):
That That's it's one of those things Where i'm tempted
to fly To indiana and, go but THEN i think
it's always want, To BUT i think it's gonna be
one of those things, where like this story is much
more sadder in, person it's.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
Like it's funny ha ha from a, distance but then
you meet the.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
Guys that's, true that's.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
True you don't want perspective, now, well you know it's
not sadder in. Person and what's still going on is
THE Us hockey gold medal. Celebration, yeah let's go a
straight five or six days of drinking. Party you know
they were In, miami uh racking up one hundred fifty thousand. Dollars,
Yes but one little bit THAT i did a lot
of people haven't, covered is after they won the gold

(01:24:37):
medal in the locker, room there's a little bit of
them singing what.

Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
Song what would you?

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Think?

Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
Champion yeah that's, okay that's, good but it's not it's
not Something.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
America there you. Go Neil, DIAMOND.

Speaker 13 (01:24:52):
I did see this As Toby.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Keith, okay how badass this?

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
Song? America the most badass is This.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
Curtesy of The, Red, white And. Blue, yeah it's.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
About a second boot Off osama's.

Speaker 13 (01:25:26):
Ass, yeah a scud written after nine to.

Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
Eleven.

Speaker 18 (01:25:30):
YEAH i.

Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
Gotta give THESE i say kids credit because this song came.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
Out maybe no of them were even.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Born yeah that's.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Probably but you gotta go hard For, america.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
Like whistling through their teeth because they're all missing their
front teeth after the, game singing this song this is.

Speaker 8 (01:25:47):
Badass that gives me An american eagle. Beard oh, yeah
you just have A british friend who would who's would
bring out a guitar and he's singing, ironically but we
were still, like hell, yeah, bro that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
You genuine and lee like, that so you're.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
Not, well here's the.

Speaker 8 (01:26:02):
Thing it's it's two things at. Once, yes it is.
Insane it's Insane.

Speaker 21 (01:26:11):
Liberty shake it's insane Like South park parody, literally but
at the same time it's it's it's a lot like
speaking Of South, park The america F yes, Song like
it's meant as a, parody but people embrace it because
of it how hardcore it is born in.

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
THE US a being appropriated as like a proud song
when it's like a sad. Song, yeah a little.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
Bit, yeah it's kind of like the it's like gay
people taking back whatever what were?

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
Effort right, right? Right, yeah it gives me an apple pie.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
Erection it's so, hard it's like it's it's fed back on.

Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Itself speaking OF i guess Real, AMERICANS i don't know
if we missed, this But vince McMahon crashed his whatever it,
Was lamborghini or.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
Something, yeah we get half baked on the.

Speaker 8 (01:26:59):
Phone he hates he's got like one hundred and fifteen
miles an hour in con etiquette and he's an old old,
man Is. VINCE i don't have to tell you that
because you can hear it from the body cam of
the state trooper who helped pull him out of his.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Car card you need an.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Ambulance, NO i don't be. Sorry why were you driving
over one hundred miles an?

Speaker 9 (01:27:18):
Hour i've got you granddaughter's.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
BIRTHDAY i gotta get this the next.

Speaker 19 (01:27:23):
Day did you see me trying to catch up to
you behind?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
YOU i didn't see guy so, large but it looks.
Normal and then you just hit somewhere because you weren't paying.
Attention were you looking at your.

Speaker 19 (01:27:32):
Phone trying to drive? Normal look at the person was
right in front of.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
You there's gotta be a reason you hit.

Speaker 19 (01:27:39):
HIM i haven't been driving.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
The car and got no something.

Speaker 17 (01:27:44):
World class bs, Artist, well, okay base reaction to drive
on the scale of excuse.

Speaker 7 (01:27:52):
GENERATORS i was going to my granddaughter's. Birthday, YEAH i
got got.

Speaker 10 (01:27:55):
GOOD i would just Say i'm old in the brake
pedal on my twenty twenty Four. Bentley, yeah, yeah it's.
Stuck do you want to admit that you know that
you're not supposed to be? Driving like my reaction, Time
i'm just.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Driving but when you, asked did you not see?

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
Me?

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Know you were a blur BECAUSE i was going one
hundred and. Fifteen, yeah it's pretty.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
Cool and what did he mean BY i just saw?
LIGHTS i thought that was just, Regular, like, well what
do you think lights? Mean?

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
Right you go straight forward an.

Speaker 8 (01:28:25):
Ambula, well he's now being accused of getting sort of
a sweetheart deal because the supervisor who shows up basically
white gloved.

Speaker 9 (01:28:33):
Him i'm the investigating. Trooper, okay SO i THINK i know.
YOU i Saw i'm going to be the issue you
missed a meet the summons for reckless, driving, okay because
she's gonna take me about ten minutes to write it
up and then we'll get you out of. Here, okay,
yes all, right.

Speaker 10 (01:28:53):
YEAH i, mean if You i'm watching the video right,
now he kind of just like slams into the. Divider
oh well he that other. Person look he can.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
This will only take ten. MINUTES i know you're in
a hurt?

Speaker 6 (01:29:07):
Birthday is it a sweetheart? Deal he got a ticket
for reckless?

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
DRIVING i, Think, well let's.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Just say our.

Speaker 7 (01:29:13):
Buddy vaughan was. Driving do you think he would begin
that same kind.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
Of idea anybody dragged out of the car through the.

Speaker 8 (01:29:18):
Window our Buddy, greg who's, notorious he hates cock exactly
if you were in your three hundred thousand Dollars, bentley,
yeah what would he?

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Say?

Speaker 14 (01:29:26):
Yeah BUT i think if it's just reckless, driving they
take away your. License but once you go to, COURT
i mean that you don't do it on the, spot, right?

Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:29:33):
Correct so what else would they?

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Do?

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
Right you know his car is not drivable at this point, Either.

Speaker 10 (01:29:39):
And, well like most people will get arrested automatic arrests
over one hundred miles an, hour it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
Is but if you're a, billionaire well it depends on
the state. Obviously, yeah you can buy.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Away and and he wouldn't technically get radar at that
because the other the cop car was so body chasing.

Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
Him he doesn't have the exact. Number he's pacing him
at one hundred and.

Speaker 8 (01:29:56):
Fifteen, well, okay we could we can Compare apple's staff
bulls a little bit here because the other big car
crash this, Week love was A lamello ball of The,
hornets one of the ball. Boys and let's can we
not forget that his first name Is. LaMelo there's vau
forgot of him crashing its Looks was it like some
kind of weird? Camoed is it a?

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Hummer?

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
Yeah it was a, hummer EV i. Believe but he's.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
Not he's not on the Highway. Connecticut he's Downtown.

Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
Charlotte and you can see that he clearly is distracted
and crosses over the center line into another car and
he hits that and then he walks out and some
lambeau comes and picks him, up and he just kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
Does do do, Doo i'm out of here sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Thing.

Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
Uh and then at his press conference he was asked
and he had this to say about the.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
CRASH i seen her get straight off the.

Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
Car can you put into words the last twenty four
hours with, you how just how it has been emotional
for you to have to deal with that and then
come here playing game.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Tonight is on top of.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
That i'm just, alive blessed for.

Speaker 25 (01:30:54):
Him So god is, Great LIKE i, said.

Speaker 13 (01:30:58):
And then he walks.

Speaker 10 (01:30:58):
Off oh, YEAH i mean the wheel of the car was,
missing so, YEAH i could have been not the same
speed As vince, McMahon but it was a straight On
you're driving A homer into somebody in.

Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
Traffic that's no.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
Fun is this one of? Those his attorney advises him
not to apologize or show. Remars is just a.

Speaker 8 (01:31:15):
Jacket god is. Great you, KNOW i would have thought
you would have maybe rehearsed out a little. Better like you,
Know i'm in the middle of. Ball first, OFF i
don't Say i've seen but, okay ask me the Question,
greg tell us about dear blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Blah, yeah how are you feeling and how does, this
uh these emotions affect you during game?

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
Time, well first, off WHEN i saw the lady get
out of her, car she appeared to be just. Fine
that's the Thing i'm most thankful about is that she wasn't.

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
INJURED i wasn't. Injured that was so.

Speaker 8 (01:31:46):
Great right, now we're still getting together all the details
and we don't have exactly what's happened together, yet BUT
i thank you for your.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
Concern, Again i'm just Really god is. Great, yeah said We.

Speaker 8 (01:31:59):
Gucci, yeah thank you for the, question and, yeah it's
still being. Investigated but right, now you, Know i'm trying
to focus back on. Basketball and, again you, Know i'm
really happy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
To everyone's and then you just walk out of the.

Speaker 8 (01:32:12):
Room anybody want to talk about the game against The
bobcats coming up or, whatever BECAUSE i.

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
Not, yeah that's wows you could be on SOMEBODY'S pr.

Speaker 8 (01:32:20):
TEAM i thought every that's WHAT i. THOUGHT i thought
every agent was teaching them. This every team had their
OWN pr. Person some agents are just collecting and checked. Out,
Right it's like it's it's not like this question isn't
coming up because you got the video of you hitting
this other car probably on your.

Speaker 10 (01:32:32):
Phone BUT i, mean, yeah as this person being your,
client don't you want them to just keep ongoing and
making money and not getting caught up and stuff like.

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
This well, yeah but but but this's already. Happened, yeah
you've already been an.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Idiot.

Speaker 8 (01:32:45):
Again he's probably texting and, driving which is why you
cross over the center, line and.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Your job is to clean it, up, right you're the
cleaner or. Whatever, right, anyway that's that's WHAT i would. Do,
well we're looking at the well actually listening to this
week and, audio and we have more of that next
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Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
Really interesting audio of a lady trying to cancel HER
i guess her internet service or cable, service one of those.

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
Things and at FIRST i was, like, oh this can't be.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
Real BUT i ran through all our stuff AS i
ASKED ai if it's, real and apparently what. Happened apparently
apparently she is doing the classic thing when you call
it cancel and they give you a thousand Different.

Speaker 10 (01:33:44):
Well we could offer, you, DUDE i just went through,
this SO i would love to hear, it And i'll
tell you what happened to.

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
Me, okay so it's getting so, weird and the lady
on the other end is so defiantly not letting her.
Cancel the lady on the other end starts almost like
taking it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
Personally.

Speaker 8 (01:34:01):
Fear, yeah this is a girl from a called her Names,
NISSA i should, say trying to cancel her internet.

Speaker 16 (01:34:08):
Start tonight with a disturbing development out of central you
have to go TO a FIVE a Their.

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
Vaughn, yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:34:18):
Apparently what's making this toddler lee and fear it's a menacing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Coyote.

Speaker 7 (01:34:23):
Uh he already opened them in a DIFFERENT.

Speaker 6 (01:34:25):
I don't think they mean.

Speaker 10 (01:34:28):
If somebody's trying to call me and also need to.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
Cut my villain.

Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
Half they're not a.

Speaker 10 (01:34:32):
Person you're saying a, service but but we don't have
any record of you calling in is in the tech
out for?

Speaker 20 (01:34:40):
FREE i would jump all over.

Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
That people just don't appreciate anything.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
Anymore make it make.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
Fair.

Speaker 20 (01:34:48):
That's, okay just.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Cancel, Wow, yeah that's what they call the retention. Department,
right something offered me half? Off?

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
Yeah what does make it makes?

Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
Sense it's literally my.

Speaker 10 (01:35:01):
NIGHTMARE i just recently had to cut ties with the
provider because the area That i'm moving to doesn't have.
It so they try to sell me on so many different,
things AND i, go, LOOK i can't even sign up for.
It they put me on hold three different times because
they had to talk to their. SUPERVISOR i legally can't
cancel your service unless you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:35:23):
Yeah it was crazy what they were throwing at, me
AND i, go, GUYS i can't even use the, service
and then they try to sell me on like cell
phone service. Instead i'm, LIKE i.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
Can't, well one doesn't.

Speaker 8 (01:35:34):
Exist my government like stepping in when it doesn't have.
To but it seems like this sort of thing where you, say,
well you give them a direct. ORDER i don't want
your service, Anymore please cancel it right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Now that should be the end of.

Speaker 8 (01:35:45):
It they can't then string because they half of it
is they want you to get cut, off get you hang.

Speaker 13 (01:35:51):
UP i was.

Speaker 14 (01:35:51):
On it took from the going back and forth for
me one time canceling something at half an. Hour oh,
yeah So i'm sitting there for half an hour trying
to cancel.

Speaker 6 (01:35:58):
Something or if you're a, gym there's no way to
do but to go drive to that original gym and
like beg them in person to let you out of.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
It it's.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
CRAZY a letter that's a certified.

Speaker 7 (01:36:07):
Meal no, no, no?

Speaker 6 (01:36:07):
Right and how long had this been going on before
she chose to just start.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
Recording it, got it got so.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Okay she then made let's see if you want to
refresh that, screen you might be to get the right clip. Clips,
there let's go on the next. One they're canceling.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Cable i'll on the phone listening to people like.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
YOU i am well sorry that that's your, job, man please,
supervisor and you know what.

Speaker 10 (01:36:32):
My job is to help. People And i'll be off.
Backwards and you were lying with me.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Because you're gonna have.

Speaker 20 (01:36:39):
To wait for a long time from the.

Speaker 10 (01:36:40):
Supervisor that's.

Speaker 7 (01:36:41):
Fine oh, wow damn crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:36:45):
Bitch and you could, say, well what does she care if?

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
You is it her?

Speaker 6 (01:36:49):
Company, no she had a bad morning at home and
she was just looking for to take it out on.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Somebody and maybe if you work for the retention, department
do you get some sort of phone if you retain.

Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
Job to retain?

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
Them that's.

Speaker 10 (01:37:06):
All.

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
Right so let's go from that's not that's kind of
nasty to something THAT i can't find the. BAD i
was gonna make this an a babe or and iye,
roll but this this is an a. Babe have you
heard of Something greg called best last day? Ever oh my,
god last day?

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
EVER i have not BUT i can only assume it's about.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
DOGS i may have to is?

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Correct, now like where you give, them you actually get
to give them chocolate or take.

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
Them this is a video shot with a Even i'm
Even i'm saying this a pit bull Named, gracie and
they put her in menace. Menace they put her in
a little wagon and they now Greg they made a
sign that said this Is gracie's best last day, ever
and they took her around to the public and got

(01:37:50):
her like doggy ice. Cream it's well Because i'm Celebrating
dugan's this is not Official dugan.

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
News wow that?

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
Crazy oh my, goodness?

Speaker 18 (01:38:06):
Orangeous all this.

Speaker 7 (01:38:10):
Attention did she at least have some blood before she?

Speaker 8 (01:38:14):
Died it was taste of arm so warming that a
mother gave up her infant as to.

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
This Pit it was last days.

Speaker 10 (01:38:23):
Ever paint such a lovely. Thing, no like a blood,
Transfusion like they try.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Everything why are you giving up so?

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
Fast?

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
YEAH i hate you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
Guys oh my?

Speaker 7 (01:38:40):
God but is it is it an ALL i roll
that you like make a big deal out of?

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
It is?

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
It but is it weird to put it on? Strangers?

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Dogs attention? Seeking? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
Right so that's WHY i was kind of, THINKING i
roll is that's.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
An eye roll, element that's for.

Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
Sure this dog is about to.

Speaker 6 (01:38:59):
Die bring to get out on Little.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
Gracie remember that old video that was super. Popular it
was a husky and it had severe arthritis and pain
and the owner would take it into a lake and
let it float on its back OR.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
I know this is gonna sound, insane but it really
did almost make me. Cry that's super super old bat
that couldn't fly. Before so there's this like bat sanctuary
and the caretaker puts it like on her, arm and
its little bad arms go up and down and they
walk it so he feels like he's. FLYING i, mean that's.

Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
Nice that's just lost. Gray oh, god if there's oh,
yeah are they what they did with that? Butterfly?

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Yeah oh, yeah rehabilitate the butterfly of the. Road she's,
dying so we're gonna give her some. Feces oh my.

Speaker 8 (01:39:52):
God it's a different animal. News this Is we have
some audio from a like a backdoor. CAM i think
we had talked about this.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Story.

Speaker 8 (01:39:59):
Right one year old got chased by a coyote in
A Pasadena oh, well you we hear some screaming here
and a little bit of an interview with the. Family,
again little kid goes out And i'll have inside addition
take over from.

Speaker 19 (01:40:11):
There what's making this toddler flea and.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Fear it's a menacing coyote chasing the boy outside his
home In.

Speaker 19 (01:40:19):
Pasadena mom lets out a blood curdling.

Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
SCREAM i looked up AND i, said big old. Coyote
so this is middle of the.

Speaker 8 (01:40:28):
Day the kids like they're headed out to do, whatever run,
errands and the kid jumps out and the he just
there and it chases it back into the root.

Speaker 10 (01:40:35):
House coyotes are becoming domesticated some way because they're just
they don't. Care they're.

Speaker 8 (01:40:40):
Everywhere oh this IS i will say exactly that, minute
because it was this. WEEK i was driving around eight
o'clock at night and there was one just chilling in
somebody's front.

Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
Yard, yeah they're very blood.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
Everywhere every TIME.

Speaker 14 (01:40:53):
I want to go walk my dog over the weekend
AND i had another person walking. There little dog, Said,
hey by the, way there's a coyote right across the
other side of the.

Speaker 13 (01:41:00):
Streets so it's, like, well we're going back.

Speaker 8 (01:41:02):
Inside, Well i'm thinking like if especially and at the
point where they're because it would eat a three year.
Old let's not it's not kid ourselves if it had the.
Chance If i'm the dad THAT i don't care IF
i get a citation for just discharging a firearm in.
Public you Know i'm out. There that's that's the end
of that, coyote, RIGHT i mean there's no Other, yeah the.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
People, like oh where you?

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Go we did coexist now that COYOTE i.

Speaker 8 (01:41:27):
WAS i SAID i would do that Because i'm a billy.
Badass but let's look at the dad of this three year.
Old let's see if he sounds as.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Tough, okay, MOM i eat A svalto says little sal
had run out to the front gate ahead of her
when the predator suddenly.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
Appeared, verbally how big was?

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
It so?

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Good her husband was stunned when he saw the. FOOTAGE
i was just pretty.

Speaker 19 (01:41:47):
Shocked it was a, very very bold.

Speaker 4 (01:41:49):
Coyote it says there are only two confirmed fatal coyote
attacks on humans ever.

Speaker 10 (01:41:56):
Recorded i've read that before and it was, again it's
a child's a three year.

Speaker 7 (01:42:02):
Old that's that's THE i think they would it be
a mauling at the very, exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:42:06):
It would not go over very. Well AND i hate
to sound like a broken, record but Wolf pee. Everybody
you can buy it On. Amazon you're kidding it every, Day,
sammy cover yourself in, it you, Know, like, YEAH i
just put it like the perimeter of my house in
like backyard and like keep them.

Speaker 7 (01:42:26):
Out, yeah and the.

Speaker 14 (01:42:28):
Mom was right to scream like that, too by the,
way because they'll get spooked and run. Away it's like by.

Speaker 13 (01:42:33):
Noises you've never.

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
Seen one in real.

Speaker 8 (01:42:35):
Life they're the size of a medium, dog but they
are so because they're wild. Animals they are fast as. Hell,
yeah and they'll either and they might got. Rabies they
might they might got them.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
Joints.

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
Yeah uh hey, Menace, yes speaking of things you know,
about you realize there's that we're in the middle of
another rat beef right.

Speaker 10 (01:42:50):
Now which one is it? CURRENTLY i know we Have
CARDI b and we Have nick what.

Speaker 8 (01:42:55):
About T i and, said apparently beefing for decades Almost,
yeah but it's a it's reached a boiling point because,
yeah apparently fifty cent was supposed.

Speaker 7 (01:43:05):
To do a very zoos versus battle or.

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
Whatever it'm N, yeah they've been talking about that for
a long time and it fell through and T i,
said fifty. CENTS i guess what you're. Getting you're getting
taken down in song for him called the right?

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
One did?

Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
It he.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
Didn't y'all scared of that man didn't.

Speaker 26 (01:43:23):
Lego ahead and man adn't nobody's stunning it for a
man he's had.

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
It got the right one rosa like.

Speaker 18 (01:43:30):
One that's, right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
We're having a photo.

Speaker 26 (01:43:33):
NIGHT i don't LIKE i walk up rolling them, Nice
so thank He Tyson nick's effing mice pain no fear
here bejam mc. Kin you would have, joked you got
over here here do. Smoke you get your fair. Share
you wouldn't dare stare me in the eyes and moved
your suck to see that you stay with your Throm
white was a big.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
Suck BUT i didn't understand that somebody read the.

Speaker 10 (01:43:54):
Lyrics, YEAH i feel he could have been a little more,
threatening but, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:58):
He, said well he, said, UH i. Don't we're all.

Speaker 6 (01:43:59):
SCARED i, mean he's fat, now but he. Was he's
a big.

Speaker 7 (01:44:03):
Dude he's actually not that. Big, No i'm just saying
that he.

Speaker 10 (01:44:11):
Wimpy he's mister. Fifty that's at.

Speaker 8 (01:44:15):
Cartner you say that he's you agree with T i
that he's just hiding behind his.

Speaker 10 (01:44:19):
Thumbs and, NO i didn't say any of, that BUT i,
WAS i was going to say that he also fifty.
CENT i think the part of the beef he did
mention some stuff about T i's, Wife, tiny and then
The sun jumped in and started talking smack too, well AND.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
I follow because he's become the most hilarious troll on the.
Planet and he did this like whole thing of, like
you guys are gonna take the high, road Like i'm
going to you, know leave this in the, past blah
blah blah blah, blah speaking about. Trolling and then the
next picture he posts is a horrible screenshot Of. TINY i, mean, like,
Nah i'm back to.

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
Kidding, well, well as you might have he was probably
touched to follow, there but T i said that he
would if he found fifty said he wouldn't find it
me just stab.

Speaker 6 (01:45:08):
Him so you're into you're into, assault you, know finding
assault charges to music.

Speaker 8 (01:45:15):
Not Count, well that's been the that's been a common
theme now in court cases is, yeah they made like
the law about, it, right can you admit to? Crimes
and you, know can we use your, lyrics.

Speaker 10 (01:45:26):
Can we use your own words against?

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
You and TYPICALLY i forget which was which it varies,
right because, YEAH i THINK.

Speaker 10 (01:45:33):
I think it goes by, state, right BECAUSE i first
started off In New york with the lyric thing where
they were going after rappers for stuff that they mentioned
in their, song.

Speaker 7 (01:45:42):
Which, was by the, way dead to real. Crimes they committee.

Speaker 6 (01:45:46):
Confession, yeah in full.

Speaker 8 (01:45:50):
Breakdown, yeah all, right so we'll break. Here but we
got a little more this weekend. Audio next On The Woody.

Speaker 14 (01:45:55):
Show, hey what do you call a big jack?

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
Lantern what can.

Speaker 10 (01:46:02):
Be?

Speaker 6 (01:46:02):
Way a millennial in? Instagrams couldn't a?

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Lizard you get a?

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Girlfriend why he had a reptile.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Dysfunctions that's a show.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
And we are wrapping up this. Week in, audio we.

Speaker 8 (01:46:18):
Got an impromptu many d u i q, here a
federal judge In michigan whose dui arrest video is now
causing him to take a leave of absence from the.
Bench i've seen it being called a super drunk d.

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
Ui, okay it's like a points term super.

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
DRUNK i don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
So.

Speaker 8 (01:46:41):
Mega so here's the, question since mens is that wandering
around bothering? People i's just sam me Here, okay name
a number between nineteen and twenty.

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
One twenty good, Answer, okay, okay all.

Speaker 8 (01:46:56):
Right let's see what this judge who again he crashed
his air bags Were, floyd that's why the cops were
there to begin.

Speaker 7 (01:47:01):
With and he's he's seventy two years. Old here's his.

Speaker 15 (01:47:05):
Answer can you pick a number between nineteen and twenty
one for?

Speaker 10 (01:47:08):
Me?

Speaker 15 (01:47:09):
Yeah it's kin, hard but being why what would be
just the Question i'm trying to?

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
Assess?

Speaker 15 (01:47:15):
Fifteen, Okay so as you pick a number between nineteen
and twenty, one and you pick, fifteen, Yep, okay all,
right your federal, judge SHOULD i assume you have advanced
levels of?

Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
Education?

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Yeah so.

Speaker 7 (01:47:31):
That the number between nineteen and twenty. One seven you can.

Speaker 6 (01:47:36):
Judge.

Speaker 8 (01:47:37):
Congrats you could take Over Thomas, ludington who is currently
on a leave of absence, now AND i will say,
THIS i watched the whole video and he looks pretty with.
It you, know he looks like just a normal seventy
two year old dude because he's a functional. Alcoholic, Right,
yeah you can take a point two four and just
just ride with.

Speaker 7 (01:47:52):
It he's super.

Speaker 8 (01:47:53):
Drunk but, yeah apparently In, michigan if you're at a
point one seven or. Above oh, sorry he was a
point two. Seven so if you're point one seven or,
above you are quote super drunk in the.

Speaker 10 (01:48:01):
Law have We we've talked about this numerous, times but
have we even looked into. It can you be drunk
in a driverless car as a? Passenger why?

Speaker 8 (01:48:11):
Not i'm being drunk in a cab because technically you
are supposed to be like in. CONTROL i would, SAY
i WOULD i would think like an actual driverless, car
not like a like like if.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
You're a passenger in, one, yeah behind the wheel self
driving car is.

Speaker 6 (01:48:27):
Able to BE i would think that'd be, okay, yeah
like it's the responsible thing to be drunk in the
in the driver drive in a way moore or.

Speaker 7 (01:48:36):
Whatever, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:48:38):
Waymo, yeah because you're not the driver in any.

Speaker 10 (01:48:40):
Way i've been in a couple of those taxis and
They i'm not saying, waymo but some other ones that,
uh they've smelled like. Weeds so somebody is on. Something,
well the zekes.

Speaker 8 (01:48:49):
That are driving Around, vegas of course people are. Drunk
that is at that point.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
If you're behind the, wheel then.

Speaker 10 (01:48:56):
No, yeah, okay, yeah that's all you gotta do cool
have yet to get one of those zukes. Ones they
look like little, boxes, yeah like a.

Speaker 8 (01:49:02):
Little little little transit like mini subway. Cars, yeah wheels fun.
Times we already know the answer to. This but this
is how this guy got. Arrested is he was he
somehow caught a, hawk, yeah in his backyard in la.

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
And he looks, thirsty and he took one.

Speaker 7 (01:49:19):
Photo it was pretty. FUNNY i gotta.

Speaker 6 (01:49:20):
Admit he put like a joint in the hawk's.

Speaker 7 (01:49:23):
Mouth nice helped me with smoking in a.

Speaker 6 (01:49:26):
Friendly, eye by the.

Speaker 17 (01:49:26):
Way then he tried to then he then he not tried.
To he successfully fed a hawk a. Buzzball, dude is
this guy the bird? Whisper, like you, know how the
hell did he catch The cooper's, hawk.

Speaker 8 (01:49:37):
Right which is like a wild animal obviously, Right, Yeah
and and the bird willingly drank from the, buzzball as
evidenced IN ao that this guy posted on his own YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
Page r he a oh, yeah that's cheap je.

Speaker 5 (01:49:54):
Jeep is it?

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
Cute, yes But i'm against like getting dogs Animal it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:00):
Is like just thirsty do it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
Yourself, yeah that's this weekend. Audio thank, you se.

Speaker 20 (01:50:04):
Bass my complexion is out of a urinal. Urinal everyone
in this room means vitamin, DEEP a little, lower a little.
Slower you want to oil them, down sunning their? Buttholes oh,
wow chugging the?

Speaker 7 (01:50:15):
Sun not pretty?

Speaker 10 (01:50:16):
Much all.

Speaker 18 (01:50:17):
Deficient, indeed, Sorry i'm a little.

Speaker 7 (01:50:18):
Cells are you down the d or not to?

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Me all day?

Speaker 4 (01:50:22):
Long The Woody, show and it Is The Woody show
on a Throwback. THURSDAY i think it's safe to say
this is our favorite time of the week when a
certain somebody walks through the. Doors and today it was
slightly awkward because we always tell him how sexy a
lot allan to sleep with his.

Speaker 6 (01:50:46):
Rabbit our little brown, Nugget but.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
No he brings his daughter. In can't, Say, tim, yeah,
damn you look?

Speaker 6 (01:50:52):
Hot, Hello, timothy you're looking?

Speaker 7 (01:50:54):
Well, Yeah, tim IT'S Dj Tim.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
MARTINE i know you want to say all of. That,
REALLY i would never dream of saying how BADLY i
want to get you in?

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
Bed? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:51:08):
SEE i want to go that? Far that's a little.

Speaker 4 (01:51:10):
Much wouldn't that be weird?

Speaker 6 (01:51:12):
ANYWHERE i love?

Speaker 4 (01:51:13):
It, yeah it would be so. Strange CAN i talk
to your daughter real?

Speaker 10 (01:51:15):
Quick BECAUSE i know where your daughter works AND i
go there quite often And i'm telling, you, dude like
she's lying about our.

Speaker 7 (01:51:23):
Location you're never at work, EVER i, Like.

Speaker 13 (01:51:27):
I'm a workvender right, now and therefore are?

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
You are?

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
You are?

Speaker 10 (01:51:31):
You? Okay, okay through let me ask you something then
if you really do work, there, right don't they have
a picture of all the?

Speaker 7 (01:51:38):
Employees my picture is?

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
There?

Speaker 6 (01:51:40):
NOW i made the.

Speaker 4 (01:51:42):
BOARD i have a.

Speaker 10 (01:51:43):
Board, yes, Okay oh suddenly she's on the board When
i'm not. There, well, yeah BECAUSE i go every single
time AND i don't even see your photo on the.

Speaker 13 (01:51:51):
Wall it's, there it's.

Speaker 7 (01:51:53):
There she's.

Speaker 10 (01:51:53):
Lying we can make a bet, now yes that Is
cafe eighty six to let's you shout to all The uba.
That oh my, god you and your UB i love.

Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
It i'm glad you brought some. Intoday.

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
Wait, wait.

Speaker 7 (01:52:11):
It's weird because you were there. Right you have all
these items.

Speaker 4 (01:52:14):
Disposal so what's the conspiracy that she just.

Speaker 7 (01:52:17):
HAS i don't know if she makes, jobs.

Speaker 18 (01:52:20):
She's not?

Speaker 6 (01:52:20):
Partying, okay wait a, MINUTE i don't even think about.

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
That maybe she's.

Speaker 7 (01:52:26):
Not maybe she's not working until ten thirty every. Night
you got to keep better track.

Speaker 5 (01:52:31):
Of, her.

Speaker 6 (01:52:32):
Dang her boyfriend's name is my work job.

Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
In her.

Speaker 7 (01:52:38):
Phone, yeah so she's not at.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
Work woody's not here. Today is that feeling strange for?

Speaker 7 (01:52:43):
You it's actually it's really. AWKWARD i MEAN i. DO i,
mean you know my love For.

Speaker 6 (01:52:48):
Woody, yeah your legal boyfriends my legal boyfriend for.

Speaker 7 (01:52:52):
Sure but, YEAH i mean it's a bit. STRANG i
mess with, you, GUYS i LOVE i love hanging out
with you guys. Too we'll take. It, Yeah so what
do you off for us?

Speaker 3 (01:53:00):
Today?

Speaker 7 (01:53:01):
Oh, man club banger of all club.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
Bangers we're.

Speaker 27 (01:53:04):
Going we're going NINETEEN i think it's nineteen eighty. Eight
If i'm not. Mistaking, Yes i'm. Old we're going Super
SONIC jj.

Speaker 7 (01:53:11):
Fast oh you Show?

Speaker 3 (01:53:14):
Thursday that was?

Speaker 20 (01:53:23):
It that was.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
And by the, way you did nail it nineteen eighty, eight.

Speaker 7 (01:53:28):
Isn't oh, YEAH i graduated from eighth. Grade at a
little break the answer you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
Say year, OLD i was a junior in nineteen eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Eight, no a.

Speaker 7 (01:53:41):
Junior what.

Speaker 4 (01:53:44):
In my master's degree? Program, JEEZ i was a junior
in high? School and were you?

Speaker 3 (01:53:49):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:53:49):
YEAH i always think you're older than me BECAUSE i.

Speaker 7 (01:53:51):
Was SO i Think i'm older than, you have so
much more.

Speaker 6 (01:53:55):
Responsibility you're so much.

Speaker 4 (01:53:57):
HOTTER i MEAN i always think you're. Older, yeah because
your job, matters.

Speaker 6 (01:54:02):
Right you Have oh, wow speaking of your, JOB i
was going to tell you this has happened once before
at one of our other, events but you were just
at our, event our.

Speaker 7 (01:54:11):
MARKET i mean. Incredible you just want to say thank
you because you pretty much put that whole that was.

Speaker 27 (01:54:17):
INCREDIBLE i want to thank everybody for showing. Up forget
about WHAT i. DID i want to thank everybody for showing, up.

Speaker 6 (01:54:21):
Billion, People BUT i want to SAY i observed you
and you did the thing THAT i haven't seen in a.
While because you, know when you come in, here you're
happy and it's like. FRIENDLY i love. It and you
got like kind of, sexy scary. Sex i'm a little,
scared But i'm a little turned. On so thank you for.

Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
That, Yeah, no it's ALL i.

Speaker 7 (01:54:39):
MEAN i just want to make sure that you guys
are in a safe. Zone you want to make sure
that you guys are. HAPPY i care about.

Speaker 27 (01:54:45):
You NOTICE i was stuck By woody because it was
like wood he was just being pulled in every.

Speaker 7 (01:54:49):
Direction not that you guys weren't for.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
Us, WELL Dj Tim, martinez thanks not just for today
and that. Event thanks for.

Speaker 7 (01:54:58):
EVERYTHING i love you, guys can't wait to see you
next week by.

Speaker 4 (01:55:03):
Join Fun all, right, guys well that's going to do
it for A. Thursday, yeah here on The Woody, show
relatively fun. Day just a reminder that what we would
be back On. Mondays that's a fancy. Conference, yeah he's grown, Out,
yeah very. Fancy we talked today about rent a human,
thing which, fine kind of terrifying for me this week
in audio that was always fun And, gina thanks for the.

(01:55:26):
Headlines tomorrow on the, show of, course we've got more
five packs of passes To The Woody Show After hours. Takeover,
Yeah Disney California Adventure park that's coming, up not soon,
enough But april. Twentieth it's A. Monday so, again more
five packs of passes here On The Woody show for
our after hours takeover and another. GIVEAWAY i want to
give away some of my. Stuff this is kind of,

(01:55:48):
serving but, yeah personal stuff like from your, house from
my house Because i'm trying to clean out the home.
Office oh AND i think some of it's. Good some
of it might be, outdated LIKE dvd box sets and
stuff like. That no people, those but, yeah if people want.
Them i'll be giving away a lot Of Greg gory's
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(01:56:09):
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Speaker 6 (01:56:22):
Seven oh And, gregor you've you've done just a solid.
Job god bless thank, you thank you for everything you've.
Done but please don't think that this gets you out
of the daily words of.

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Wisdom oh damn.

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Me, yeah.

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