FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 27th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
And hey, it is Friday Show.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
What's up? What do you want being back on Monday?
It's Greg Gory and Happy Friday minutes. Happy Friday, Greg.
Hi love seeing her face on my I know it's
the best part of my day. Gino, what's up right?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
See that?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Hi? Hello there, Sammy? Happy Friday. Everybody. Let's get to
the weekend as fast as possible. Okay, now it's official,
offishally Friday ripping out. We got headlines today the DUIQ.

(01:18):
But of course I'm gonna give away some of my
own personal crap that I would like to get rid of,
but I think some people might like it. And also
a couple of sites that I look at every day
has this list that they put out of most generations,
specifically Generation X. But most people are saying they refuse
to buy these things right now because they've just gotten

(01:39):
too outlandishly expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Is that just everything?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Pretty much everything? But they did specify a handful of
stuff like steak or beef in general, still gotta have it?
Me too.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Look after being a vegetarian for over twenty years and
regretting every day of that, I eat rabbis like they're
going out of sea.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
When you know what I got into that I can't
stop buying, and I only do it on Payday is
beef short ribs. That's a payday treat.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
You can still find some good stakes here and there
at a decent price. Yeah, but no, Yeah some of
them concert takes on that list. But I've never heard
a concert where there's not everybody's there?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
How does that work? Like that everybody can afford one
thousand dollars ticket?

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I think we're we're just going into debt for this stuff.
We talked about this a lot recently about the investor
pays and stuff. Yeah, it's after pay it's just people
credit cards. Yeah, we broke going. I don't know if
it's just irresponsible people or it's the we've talked about too.
How like all this AI, all the all the online
stuff is actually pushing people to live events.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I noticed that music Every festival I go to is
absolutely packed.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
And I think another thing is not a sponsor but
should be. Is that Game time app? Have you checked
it out where still they're still selling tickets after the
event starts, and then it goes deep discuss. Yeah, you see,
like all these people that bought these tickets up right
away because they think they're gonna, you know, flip them
and make money off of them.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm willing to give this out as a This is
a not not quite a hack, but a tip okay
that I used. I was at a Raiders game and
I on the Ticketmaster app. It shows you which seats
you can buy, like like you're saying, still as even
as the game is starting, well, guess what you know
about those seats? No one's in them, So.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Now you do.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
The only degree of difficulty is you have to distract
the usher. Oh, which are easy because it's you know,
it's some forty five year old grandma who doesn't know
what's going on. Wait until she gets her back turned,
and then you you get every you know, every fifteen minutes,
refresh the app, because we were literally sitting in these
what were seven hundred and fifty dollars seats and we
just paid to get in the door.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I'm not saying I've done that a couple of races
where I just get the cheapest ticket.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
In the door right them, and then then you don't
have to worry about like inconveniencing the person whose seats
are sitting in because you know those are those seats
haven't been bought yet, but you got to refresh it
because when we someone did eventually buy our seats, like
halfway through the second, don't you feel like.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
A jackass, like, oh you gotta move?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Um right, well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I don't even play dumb. We did that with We
went to a baseball game last year, a couple friends
and I and we were just sea hopping and and
when somebody showed up, we were like, yeah, no, bra man,
got youa Yeah, my bad.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Just get up and go.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Yeah, but don't be a drunk a hole in the section,
because if I have seats there and I have drunk
a holes next to me and it's not their seat,
and I know it.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
I'll if your seat hopping, take your crap with you.
Because we were gifted insane like behind home plate seats
to a baseball game, and we got there and people
were in our seats and there's just big dudes with
just like like garlic fries all over them and crap
all over the floor, and we said exactly, said, excuse me,

(04:55):
these are seats, okay, and they get up and leave
and all their garbage.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
We're like literally sitting in and get on the app
see which seats you know aren't taken that way? You
avoid all this exactly.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Looking at the list of things that are too outlandishly expensive,
people just refuse to buy them anymore. And we've talked
about this at length. Movie tickets, Yeah, that industry is
going to die. Magazines if people are even buying them anymore.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
It used to be my favorite treat, like for a
plane ride, to get a snack and a magazine. You
do it anymore?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I mean I'll go look at them at the Barnes
and Noble.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yes, library style.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
The only magazines I see anymore are like the commemorative issues,
you like the one off one like you see like
Taylor Swift ones, because they can sit those out for
months at a time. It's not a weekly or month.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
At the trandstand. I think I was just like looking
at the covers of the magazines. I think it was
US News and World Report something like that. I think
I want to say it was fourteen dollars for the
magazine sticker.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Shock on those magazines insane.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I thought they were like four months.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
No, they're so expensive.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
And then they have on this list as well, although
it's editory in most places, insurance not to have it, right, Dog,
they have beer and wine at a restaurant specifically on
that list, which I would agree with, like I'll pare
down my drinking at a restaurant, like only have one
aprecing that they got me just you know, I have

(06:18):
no choice at an airport where what other choice do
you have to get your beverage? Then at the bar
last time, I got a bloody Mary at the airport
thirty eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, like a bacon.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yes you did, Yes, you did, Greg, because I was like,
you know what, I'm going to go ahead and pick
up this bill for everybody.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
And I was like this one hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I got a salad.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
The one before that was thirty eight bucks for me.
I don't even know how much those were because you
got those.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Those were like like were they gold leaf around? I
think it just had olives of all people, Greg, how
do you not have airplane bottles pre Patrick's?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah I didn't. I thought you got busted with those, right,
you get okay, here's okay, So you mean the minis
right right right?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Airplane bottles nips and some people in the Northeast will
call them, uh yeah, technically you cannot drink those on
the plane. Technically in the view of somebody who cares.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
So I thought I thought you would get busted just
taking them in.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
At all, because they're the right size liquid. Put them
in a one cort you know you could fit get
You can go on your favorite website Amazon, you can
buy clear travel bags that are designed for toilet trees
or plane bottles, and you can fit a dozen of
those thigs in one of those deals here by declare
I will from here one say you're not gonna I

(07:41):
mean bloody Mary's a little little much. But yeah, you
go to the airplane store, airplane, you go to the
you go to the Hudson News or whatever, right, and
she gets your soft soft drink or sodium choice, orange juice, whatever,
pour it out or drink it off.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
You can pre mix two, three, four, five drinks.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
Before where you become a bathroom bartender. Yeah, and you
just dump it out and put.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
It You're not paying thirty eight bucks for a bloody
Mary right.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Before terrorists ruined it for everybody. I used to take
water bottles and fill them to the rim with wine.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh yeah, because they had.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
No three point two Florida like a stupid rules.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
That's going away sooner, right.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I hope so because the shoe thing went away.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Shoe thing went away. A lot of the laptop stuff
is going away because the scanners are getting crazy. Right,
there's the scanners. You don't you know what? You know
what's in there?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, they have soda on the list. I find that
to be true because I was off soda for a
long time. Now I'm kind of back on diet coke,
thank you, which rules, but it's not cheap.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Sodas are mad expenses super smaller.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Than can the more expensive.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Dumbas.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
And I love the mini cans because they're perfectly proportioned
as a tip from nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
But Walmart two leaders are only let's still like a
buck fifty? Yeah, what is it called thunder soda? Thunder?

Speaker 6 (08:59):
I'd like to do a blind taste test on that.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
They point out that people are buying the non name
brand soda.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, can you taste the difference?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
And then of course streaming services is on there because
those go up and up and up. But one thing
on the list that I think is impossible and not
true toilet paper. I guess if you're just stealing it?

Speaker 6 (09:14):
So are you basically saying the office I don't buy
the fancy two play anymore. I go for the sad
like paper ones.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Well, this is items that people refuse to buy. So
I'm assuming this means I steal it.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Oh yeah, I just go.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
I just use a stick in a rack where.

Speaker 9 (09:26):
You're still stick in the shower, right out right, exactly?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
All right, Well we got more Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
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Speaker 4 (10:32):
Shouldn't I just man up and stop being a whining
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Speaker 2 (10:36):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's your Friday Morning Woodie Show. And today is International
Polar Bear Day, International Stand Up Bullying Day. Sure, today
is a Nasmia Awareness Day. I was not aware you've
heard of it, so I looked it up without the anosmia.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Like someone who can't here sense it sounds like an
Eastern European model.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
It's partial or full loss of smell. Yes, oh whoa?

Speaker 6 (11:10):
So basically everyone who had the first round of covids
that term coming up at.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Some point in nausea. National Chili Day, and it's also
National Protein Day, which is very positive right now, Yes,
it is in the world of entertainment, menace. What do
you got, Well, let's talk about our friends at Disney.
You know, we work with them a lot, but they
don't give us all the inside information. Now, they're going

(11:37):
to be opening a Disney park in Abu Dhabi in
twenty thirty or twenty thirty three, depending on when they
get it done.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
But there's been so many online rumors. Now these are
just rumors that they will be opening one are trying
to open one in Thailand.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Oh now Thailand.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
I don't know if anybody else gets this on their feed,
but Thailand is they're doing like some kind of like
campaign to get people to move to Thailand because they're
selling me there. Have you seen where like you can
get this luxury apartment for basically four hundred dollars a month, oh,
like full amenities and all insane stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Hasn't that been the deal? Like, especially UK people are
going there and just picking up the locals. And now
I've got a little Thai wife.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Okay, yeah, yeah, you do hear about like passport Bros.
And things like that, but just basically, like I talk
to friends that have gone there on honeymoons and things
like that, they just absolutely love Thailand. But the selling
point that I've been seeing on social media, move to Thailand,
have this amazing life and you know, live in these
luxury buildings and barely pay anything. I think like their

(12:41):
government or something is doing like a push, yeah, push,
just say hey, come to our country, travel and live
here as well. And I know, I know I bore
everybody with my f one stuff, but I know that
they're also I know they're also campaigning hard to have
a race there as well. So they're definitely trying to
ramp up Thailand.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I knew Austin.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, I mean it sounds good to me. Bus for
luxury living.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
Yeah, like oh yeah, I mean, I don't know, work
at a restaurant and like struggle every day to get by.
We were talking about this on the air the other day.
Off the air of the other day, Greg about like
how does people even get by? I know, And I'm
sure if you're looking at your social media after you
get off work and you're barely getting by, and you
can see that you can live in a luxury apartment

(13:27):
for that for three hundred bucks and try to figure
out some like remote.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Jobs, think you might move over, might actually do it. Yeah, Gina,
what do you got?

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Well, we have a little backstory on the death of
Martin Short's daughter, So more than a decade ago, Catherine
Short decided to just distance herself from her dad. She
legally changed her name to Catherine Hartley and she was
a psychiatric social worker, and she explained when she filed
for the name change, my father is a public figure.
I'm a psychiatric social worker. I'm concerned about potential harassment

(13:58):
from future patients resulting from my associate with my father.
Friends says she lived a very private life, focused on
helping others, rarely appeared at events. She died Monday, as
we talked about, from a self inflicted gunshot wound, and
sources say she struggled with mental health and had an
odd and an odd topsy has been completed, so that's
how we know what happened.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
But really kind of bizarre.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
I mean, I would think that you'd change your name
more when say, a parent is like a really controversial
figure who's less controversial like Butt and Short. But we
also have a very strange story from a sort of
strange guy, Crispin Glover. You remember him the future. Yeah,
I met him once on another radio show and he

(14:40):
brought a book of poetry that he wrote and forced
us to listen to it instead of being interviewed fun.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Interview.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Probably he's being sued by a woman from the UK
who claims he convinced her to move to Los Angeles
with promises of a new life and working in Hollywood,
then pressured her to be his living girlfriend and not work,
and in the lawsuit, she says she became dependent on him.
He tried to control her, and then after she left
the house one day, he locked her out, and when
she came back to get her pets and her stuff,

(15:09):
she claims he attacked her and later called the cops,
which left her homeless and emotionally traumatized.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, if I could say something to mister Crispin, hey you.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Glover says this never happened, says he was the victim
of an unprovoked felony assault by this woman, and he'll.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Prove see what sucks is Okay, let's say he's absolutely innocent, right,
But this is a case of don't be a weirdo
because no one's gonna believe you.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah right, And but that's all. The other thing too,
is these weirdos attract weirdo artsy chicks, and they of
course are not stable and then you and then maybe
maybe he did what she said, maybe she did what
he said. We don't know, because they're both weirdos or
maybe both.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, well she he did get a restraining order
against her, which are notoriously hard to get.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
I've heard, I've heard the same.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
So yeah, you know, we'll see what happens. Also, he
has so good look that up.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
All right, yeah, all right, time for your birthdays and
your porno birthday as well.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Shiver shi and you know we don't do.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
Well.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Happy fiftieth birthday to Tony Gonzalez. He holds every major
NFL record when it comes to the sexiest position on
the field, and that would be tight end. Inducted into
the NFL Hall of Fame with the class of twenty nineteen.
He's fifty, like I said, Johnny van Zant from Leonard
skinnerd sixty six years old. Neil Sean from Journey seventy two.

(16:38):
Menace Jay Wow from Jersey Shore.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Jay Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Big birthday for her forty. Also Chile from TLC is
fifty five. You guys, remember Ralph Nader, the consumer advocate
political attributy ran for president.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
The reason we had weird loser ass seat belts.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, exactly, f you, Ralph, he's ninety two. And then
Josh grub and the singer that your grandma thinks about
as you she does stuff to herself. He's forty five.
Your porno birthday today is Ember Snow, not Amber Ember Snow,
today's birthday. Girl's been stretched out more than one of
Tyler's shirts. She's been in five hundred and sixty three

(17:19):
adult films. Yeah, including All the Waves Bro, All the
Ways to Get Ember Wet. She was in the Asian Anal.
Perhaps you saw that one, or perhaps you saw Oriental.
I think Sammy not only saw this, I think you
were in this lesbian cheer Squad Chronicles.

Speaker 9 (17:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, you were good.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, it was like method acting. That's impressed. And of
course we can't forget her incredible role in She's full
of squirt.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Parentheses the soda of course, exactly Amber Snow.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
She is thirty five. So that's your Porner birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and what's going on in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
This is the Woody show.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Crap. I forgot about that. I qua want him embarrassing
alcoholic more. It is the Woody show Wood. He's out
yet again today, but he'll be back on Monday.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
I just have a quick shout out something that all
of you already know, something that you've all known for
a long time, and I only recently found out, so big, huge,
mega nuclear shout out to my new favorite person who
I just met like a matter of a few days ago,
Julianne the phone screw. I it was literal, it was well,

(18:45):
I was gonna say, I was gonna say it was
love it first sight, but it was actually love it
first touch because I was sitting at a table and
then I just felt this hand reach around and grab
my boob, and I thought was like, I wasn't startled,
I wasn't like outraged. I was just like curious and
I just kind of turned around casually and I just
saw this super hot chick grabbing my boob and then

(19:07):
she grabbed my hand without even saying hello, and put
it on her boob. I was like, well, whoever this is,
I'm a fan.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
That's how females meet, and you don't know, this is
julian the phone screen that used to work on our show.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I never met her at any event.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
She's a party she's the least shy person that's ever
been born.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Not only is she the nicest, sweetest ever, but she's
super hot. And she delighted the crowd that quickly gathered
around her by being able to like move her boobs
up and down just by like thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
You know, like like bodybuilders too. Yeah, it's one of
her powers.

Speaker 11 (19:41):
It's unbelievable. Great and small doses true.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I fell in love with her. Yeah, you also missed
a story. We shared it not too long ago. But
you know, she has a few children, not forget mother,
she's a mother or not, but she was not with
her children.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
And she was in Mexico a bar, and you know,
sometimes you have to relieve your breast milk, and she
was doing that out on the crowd at the bar
and praying it, yeah, springing it like yeah, like a
bar trick and people.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I have video of it.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
She texted it to me because she wants that out
in the world, and she's like people were running up
to her, yeah, to receive.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
The thing about Juliette knowing her as well as we do,
and she's so fun and outrageous. But when I first
met her, I was kind of afraid of her. She
was an executive assistant, and she was so by the book,
that's what you were afraid of her. Yeah, And she
was very by the book, very matter of fact and
then and very blunt. So I would walk by and
she'd be like, hey, Greg, Yeah. I thought, oh, you know,

(20:45):
so and so needs to see you or something. You
drank last night, didn't you? And I thought she was angry,
So what are you talking about. Your lips are purple.
I know you've been drinking. And so then I sat
down at her desk and we talked for like an hour,
and I thought, Okay, you're not that scary.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Oh god, I can't see that version at all unless
she's like she's like, oh my god, she has mermaid hair,
She's gorgeous, she's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I'm just I'm a huge old package. Nothing crazy.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
But later that night, because the hotels I was saying
at the event had another bar on top of it, right,
so she ended up hanging out at that bar, and
then of her and Spicy Nacho stumbled back into the
hotel room, which I've already been sleeping in for the
past four hours. Yeah, at one am, into the room

(21:34):
and then she passed out of my room, and I
started getting text messages at like two in the morning,
and I couldn't. I could barely read them. And it
says it says, got to get home to the daughter,
very worried about Julianne blah blah blah. So I look
at it and I'm thinking, these are text messages from
her husband. No, it was just her other friend in

(21:55):
the friend group. And I go, Julian and your husband.
She's like, it's not my husband.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
He doesn't So friends, you know where she was sleeping
mass room?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, speaking of sleeping in rooms. And I know we
got to take a break, but somewhere in my phone,
I'm gonna look for it right now. I got a
picture of this one weekend event that we had and
I ended up sharing a bed with Julian and another female.
Yet another perk of being gay, right, yeah, because I'm
so unfreatening what you find her, I gotta find that.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You can move on the floor, you know you can.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
You can choose something or whatever.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Man, you crap in my ned.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
A break And now more of The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
We're into a new hour here on The Woody Show.
On a Friday, morning and what we will be back
next week. He's happy, he's healthy, everything's fine. He's just
out of town for the moment.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
He's doing some business, doing lots of business.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Gina's gonna have your headlines in just a second. But
first I have a confession and a question for the
guys in the room medics and see. So the confession is,
I just spit on my own shirt, okay, And the
reason is because when I use a urinal, I have
a weird habit of just for no reason, leaning over
and kind of spitting into it while I Peekay, I

(23:13):
don't do that at home in the in the regular toilet,
but yeah, at a urinal, I don't know why. It's
just is every time. It's most times. I would say,
if if if I'm alone, if somebody, if a dude's
standing next to me, I'm not going to lean over
and spit in the urinal. Yeah, I don't know. Why
do you ever do that? That's my question.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
I mean I do, but like really rarely. Really, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
In general I'm blowing them usually blow my nose before
I leave, just to kind of clean, like wait into
the urnal you're doing loogis. Yeah, in the bathroom in general.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Right before you walk out, you blow your hand right.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
So you're kind of cleaning out. Yeah, I think it's
kind of that instinct, if I had to suppose yea.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
So maybe I'm all alone in my sitting. I mean,
just like weird to have it. And then today I
just I didn't extend my neck far enough and then
I just rolled on my shirt.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
That's quite a confession for greg Ory.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Stupid child, to be honest. That doesn't really look like
spit on your shirt.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
No, I know it. Luckily, I'm wearing a shirt that
looks like its spit, all sorts of stains on it.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
It looks like it looks like something else.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
It does yes the year.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah, it looks like a porn.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
It looks like a Friday night in my house. Gina,
how about those headlines?

Speaker 6 (24:30):
Well, we have an update on the whole Warner Brothers
buyout situation. Netflix was close, as we know, to buying
Warner Brothers discoverying this huge deal that would have brought HBO,
the Warner Brothers movie studios all under its umbrella, But
this week Warner's board said a competing offer from Paramount
Skydance was better it was higher, it was all cash
and offered stronger protections for shareholders. So Netflix had a

(24:52):
chance to match the offer, but they decided the money
didn't money and the math didn't math.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
So they're out.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
So now with Netflix out, Paramount is now in the
lead to buy Warner Brothers and they're going to get
stuff like CNN and HBO, Max and of course Warner
Film Studios. The deal still needs approval, but it's already
sparking a lot of talk about how it could reshape
Hollywood and even the news industrics. They're going to have
CNN by putting so many major media brands under one company.
And I know we're not supposed to do this, but

(25:20):
they always find a way. Yeah, you know, like they
always find a way to just consolidate power like a kingdom.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
But I think at least Paramount would be more precious
about Warner Brothers. A lot of people are precious about
the lot. They're worried about the physical lot, and if
Netflix had it, who knows what they would have done.
Maybe Paramount's more precious about actual studios.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
That makes sense for sure.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Well that's what they wanted.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
A lot of people that were precious about all that
stuff they wanted like a traditional film studios.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
They went straight to TV. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
I think it's a better move for Netflix anyways. Why
find all that money on that?

Speaker 6 (25:54):
You think it's like spending money on like an old.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
School yeah relic?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
And I love WB and all their content, But I
don't know, I just feel like money can be spent
on better things.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Well, now they have the money to do it.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Well.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Hillary Clinton sat through that closed door deposition yesterday with
the House Oversight Committee about good old Jeffrey Epstein, and
she basically told him she didn't know him, she'd know
anything about Epstein or, as Greglce to call her Giseline
Maxwell's crimes.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
She didn't remember meeting him. She hadn't been any of
his property.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Never.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
Never.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
She also pushed back on Republicans who asked the questions,
saying they're just trying to drag her and Bill into
the spotlight instead of focusing on Trump's connections to Epstein.
The hearing even had a brief pause when a photo
from inside got leaked. Now, Bill Clinton is set to
give his deposition today.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Now, is it true or is it totally fake? That
there was a portrait of Bill Clinton in address Epstein.
Okay or was that real?

Speaker 6 (26:53):
At this point, I'm so sick of asking if something's
AI or not.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
But that portrait is hilarious, funny. Yeah, and I kind
of believed that she wasn't invited to the island.

Speaker 12 (27:04):
Yeah, yeah, I had a formal invitation and then they
say we believe you.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, like a real party.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah. But that being said, I do feel bad for
her because it's literally been her entire life dealing with milk.
I mean, folks, you don't realize the whole Monka Lwitsky
thing was like that was the end of his screwing around. Yeah, yeah,
he was doing it for twenty years before that age.
It depends what your definition of is. So you know,

(27:36):
whatever you think of her, like, yeah, she's been suffering
that matter her life. You could understand her demeanor to look.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, I got to deal with one of his problems,
one big irol for this for forty years.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
Well remember we talked about that North Carolina mom who
disappeared for twenty four years and suddenly reappeared.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, she ruled right, I mean I got it. I
got the vibe.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Well, now she's saying she left because of several mental
stress and toxic home life situations. She was found in
this world trailer park and she's been arrested on this
old warrant for a miss dui court date from back
when she vanished. But she isn't facing like abandonment charges.
It's like that's her business, you know. This is just
some random old dui that she missed. Her daughter is

(28:24):
now an adult, and she says she's forgiven the mom.
She's trying to reconnect, but like Mom's all no thanks.
She wants privacy. She doesn't really want to answer any
questions about what she's been doing the past two decades.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Like weirdo.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I know, right, Well, I.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
Don't get it.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
If it's a toxic home environment, you just left your kids.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
There, maybe the kid was the problem, you know, but
they were Yeah yeah, no, Like it's she's definitely nuts.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Sounds like she ran off with somebody, to be honest. Yeah, maybe,
I mean, like you hear about all kinds of got
dematized by somebody.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Oh yeah, uh so who has heard of this bohemian
grove situation?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Have you grove mean anything to you?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
In this verb? It was like a secret outdoor there's
a reason.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
There's a reason we don't know about it because it's
far from our tax bracket.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
But now some stuff is leaking about.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
It's this super secretive, ultra exclusive all male retreat in
Sonoma County, California.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Avenue.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Yeah, yeah, well it's Bohemian Grove and it's reportedly had
its membershipless leak for the first time. And of course
huge names from politics and business and entertainment, like the
alleged twenty twenty three roster includes like two thousand people
in Some of the names we'd all recognize our Conan O'Brien,
Jimmy Buffett, Michael Bloomberg, venture investor, Charles Koch, Paul Pelosi,

(29:43):
and then old school names like Nixon and like Henry
Kissing Jehos Hall.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Oh yeah, I thought it was called something else though.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Well, the Bohemian Club is what it's called. Then they
go do this Bohemian Grove thing. The Bohemian Club has
already been around since it's from eighteen seventy and it's
known for these private annual summer gatherings and ceremonies like
the cremation of care, which involves like a giant my god,
statue of an owl.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
See is this brings up the question that I always
ask what comes first being rich or being weird? Because
why are the richer you get, the weirder you get.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
True, I think it's like anything.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
Like you you're.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
So rich that like your pleasure centers get burnt out
on like stuff that we like to like, let's go
pray to an owl in the world.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
But Greg, you grew up like two minutes from this place, right,
do you never hear about it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Grow, I'll be gone for the week.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Said apparently there's been like four honorary women, But that's
just that's not real.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I will say this as someone who's not been in
that tax bracket, but who's aware of clubs and stuff
like this. This is what a lot, this is what
a lot of frats used to be. Is. Yes, it's
just a club for do to hang out with, you know,
this country club, frat whatever, you know, Skull and Bone society, right,
And yes, maybe one hundred years ago it had some
weirdo like significant yeah, but it was even then. When

(31:10):
you actually go and you're part of one of these things,
it's it's basically nothing.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Well, and to that point, they said like the tradition
is no networking can be done. Okay, so you're meeting
with the most powerful people in the world and you're
not making deal. So I think that's pretty much why
people want to be included. It's to make like if
you've ever seen the show Succession, like you want to
be in on these little retreats because that's where you
do your wheeling in Delan Menace, I am going to

(31:36):
be shocked if you don't have something to add to this.
Uber is teaming up with Jobe Aviation to launch all
electric air taxis. Yeah, there's these little small, four seat
aircrafts you can book through the Uber app and skip
traffic in big cities. Of course, I'll give you one
guess where they're going to roll this.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Out, first being Dubai, thank.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
You, and eventually Unless Angelus, New York, the UK, Japan,
and they want it in LA by the twenty twenty
eight Olympics.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
I actually they had one of these on display at
the Austin Racetrack during a race and they're they look
pretty cool, just like they're already flying around. They're flying
them around Santa Cruz, California right now and testing them out.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
What's the difference between what this looks like and like
just a four seater place.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
This is a drone. I mean this looks like a drone,
like a home drone in So, did.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
These what fly low enough that they're not going to
interfere with air traffic like actual planes?

Speaker 9 (32:35):
Or how do they work?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I was assume they would fly like helicopters like you
see this. I mean you see you see this in
Vegas all the time.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
It's basically a helicopter. Yeah, but it flies on its
own and it flies like a drone.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
So if you were called today and like, we'd like
you to test this out and do some content.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
Uh, I mean where they're flying them right now again
Santa Cruz, California. If you don't know, is buy water, Like,
let's fly you over the water a little bit for
like five minutes, okay, and let me get my video and.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Then I'll land.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Yeah but Greg, yeah, I mean eventually hopefully they'll get
the ones like what he has with his airplane that
has a parachute on it.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
And I go, all right, let's do it. Yeah that yeah,
pretty much do whatever you want and I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
And finally we got some food news Dorito's officially joining
the big protein trend going on here, which is so
weird to say, Like, protein trend's been going on for
like thirty years, but now everybody's super into it. Their
new line is called Dorito's Protein and it's hitting stores
in a few days with flavors like nacho cheese and
sweet and tangy barbecue. Each ounce has about ten grams

(33:36):
of protein, and that's opposed to the normal ones that
are like two grams. And there's also a version coming
out later this year with even more protein per bag.
These chips are dairy based and don't have any artificial
colors or flavors.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
So the company says, you get the same bold taste
and crunch you expect.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
But with a bit of a functional twist, and we
should do We're gonna have to do a blind taste
test between these and the Quest chips.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Let's say I'm saying the Quests are popping off. They are,
but they are so unsatisfying.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Remember I got a huge giant thing of it, and
I had one bag and I gave them all the Morgan.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
My favorite flavor of the Quest is the taco flavor.
Those are pretty good.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's really just it's light and crumbly, an aftertaste. What
it is, it's essentially pressed and expelled, like like Gina
was saying, like protein powder essentially chalky and trillion dollars. Yeah,
they're so expensive.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
So I'm gonna see. I'm very curious to see how
Quest and Dorito's stack up against each other, because Quest,
they're like, when you have no other choice, they're good enough.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Would you put sun chips in that same category or
not at all?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Well, it's funny because sun chips were originally market as
like a health chip, and they are so bad.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
For because they're so good.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Well, yeah, exactly, they're just Carbie corn chips, weight in
a wavy texture.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
You hate sunships because they have they're like wheat wheat corn.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah, wheat corn.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Yeah exactly. Well that's what's going on, everybody.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Thank you, Gin. More Woody shows coming up, Negs right
back breaking news.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Greg Gory had to take a major out work. Not
since the Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.
More deep, Woody, Woody And now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
On a Friday rip. Yes and see you guys have
something for us called Well that didn't work. Yeah, I saw.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I got an article just showing me something about like musicians'
first careers. And we know a lot of these, but
one of them, but one of them surprised even me
really because we get where we didn't know a lot
about music just because we're around it a lot in
this business. So I went through and I found clips
of artists' original tries. Okay, and these aren't demo tapes.

(35:58):
This isn't when they were in the church choir is
fully really produced music, record labels, all that stuff that
that just didn't work. Yeah, and then they said, well
I didn't work. They went on to success. Oh they pivoted, yeah,
which is interesting because it kind of shows that, like,
maybe they aren't as hardcore about their genre as they
might make. They kept throwing stuff with the wall. It's

(36:20):
desperate to make something work, right exactly. So I'm gonna
play the first clip, and you guys, if you think
you know, you know, speak up or raise your hand
or whatever. But this is something. This is this first one,
the one that got me. I was like, oh, I
had no idea that this person did this type of
music first.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
I have a guess, but I don't know if it's right,
all right, gen I guess I'm just going by the
just the crackly tambour of the singer.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Is it pink pink?

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Good?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Guess I could. It's not Janet Jackson. That's what it
sounds like. It was to be Janet Jackson.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
It sounds like Britney Spears.

Speaker 7 (37:08):
It does sound like great because they but it sounds
like maybe a very young Lady Gaga.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
These are all good guesses. What if I told you
that was a nineteen ninety one album released by MCA
Records Canada.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
Yes, oh damn, Sam, come on, because I knew that
she did pop music first dance and that was yeah,
that was her whole thing. But they started kind of
pushing her more in that direction and she was like,
this doesn't feel me.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
I don't want to do this.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
It's horrible, and that's.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
When they dropped her.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Was it Atlantis like a child action? You can't do
that on television. That's what you feel like. That's what
you find about a lot of these people too, is
that they were you know, they were little. You know
with JT obviously, is that like that's how you get famous?
Is you get it? That's how you get into the industry.
Is you just going and going and going Eventually something
pops or doesn't?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Wow that I wouldn't have guessed, but now.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
I totally hear it. Now you hear this in that
or hear that in this? Like how much do I?
I mean, it's thirty something years later, but like I'm
kind of questioning whether she really is angsty Okay Jacky
documentary let me explaining, Oh, she's a really good actress.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
No, she got dropped from her label because she didn't
want to do that poppy music anymore. I wasn't say
that it didn't work. It was working, but it wasn't
her and she didn't want to do it. She got dropped.
She'd know she was ever going to work again. She
came to La to record all the songs for the
Jagged Little Pill album, didn't know if it was going
to get picked up. Did get picked up by Madonna's label,

(38:53):
but she left that. I mean they dropped her because
she wouldn't do that music.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
She's produced a lot of songs and did a lot
of dancing.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Music videos, but she didn't like I got to hear
that original one more time now that I.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Know it's her it's called feel You Feel You Love.
It's a song take two steps four, one step back
opposite the track. All right, that's did work out. Well,
that didn't work, but that obviously it did work later
for her.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Here's a rap.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Well, it's obviously a rap song. And this is sort
of this is a semi famous in certain communities songs
called yodling in the valley, unusual kind of casual yes
with me girls off, second to get on in the
valley and not to drop.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Rolling, just keeps on coking.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
And the.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yes in the valley is a reference to a man
drewing something for a lady in the val person ended
up becoming famous in music.

Speaker 11 (40:08):
Oh mega, Actually you could say not only in music,
but in other sectors of life.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
This is nineteen ninety Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
So I'm assuming music and movies made in any guesses
Marky Mark.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
That's a really good guy, Mark, But we already know
Marky Marks. What year nineteen ninety Oh that's not amazing,
Vanilla ice O, No, be honest, this is not what
they're They're exactly that sounds.

Speaker 11 (40:41):
Listen to what is saying like it's it's a significant
departure from what they became famous for Oh my god,
this is just distractingly bad, all right, Vaughan, Well, this
person will tell you who they are in one of
their biggest hits right here.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Holy Crown.

Speaker 13 (41:09):
Oh my god. That's earlier stuff was rappier, like you said,
like now, of course that's Kid Rock because yeah, he
had the high top fade in the early nineties.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
He was coming up in Detroit actually with the Insane
Clown Posse at this time, who used to be the
Inner City Posse. That's what ICP stands for. But to
get off on an ICP tangent. But yeah, Kid rock
yodling in the valley his firs. Dude, he's a rapper,
but not that bad. We talked about this before. There
was a certain segment of rap, like a certain time
period of rap where it was just lit dude, you

(41:45):
do this saying there one they called it. They call
it humpty dumpty rap. Name is so and so, and
it's now dad rap, right, no offense to who's not
here to defend him. Yeah, anything before doctor Dre the chronic. Yeah,
it was nineteen eighty nine to nineteen ninety two. Who
was a that was the rap right then? And kid
Rock was part of it before. That's so fun, really bad. Yeah,

(42:05):
this next one, this is maybe not a huge departure.
This is something that this band tried and and you
might be just be able to pick it up because
of what they're saying here. But here's the song. Yeah,
I got it.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Okay, I think I know who this is.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I mean that's Eric Cartman, right.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yes, exactly what.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
They told you who it was? I think is this
the Beastie Boys, That is these folks. Yeah, Beastie Boys.
Their first album, poly Walk Stu was nineteen eighty two.
What was with like the affected, weird helium voice. They're
very young, Yeah, that and it was they were going
because this is nineteen eighty two, so there's going for
like that Bad Brains, Black Black Flags.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Also, they had a female drummer at that time in
that punk band that they were in, and she became
super famous in another band.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Didn't see that.

Speaker 7 (43:06):
Yeah, there used to be a fourth member that was
female in the Beastie Boys Shell.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, she played with Luscious Jackson reader Luscious Jackson. She
was around in the nineties, I guess, yeahs the very nineties.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, Beatie Boys first a punk band. It didn't really
take off, and but the rapping did.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Let's hear one more. I gotta hear a little more.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Cart they even spell it out.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah, sorry, did we delete it already?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Again?

Speaker 6 (43:40):
It's better in our memory?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Oh there it is?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Oh my god, Okay, I've got the second hearing.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, let's spot out. Yeah literally wow.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Which I was I would argued for them, wasn't a
huge departure, you know, they just they're still.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Kind of silly and yeah, goofy, goofy.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yeah. All right.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Here's another person, another artist who took a hard turn
from their original genre. This is uh, I'll tell you
a song called pop another pill.

Speaker 11 (44:33):
I just grasped it from this was twenty ten. As
you could tell about the the genre and the talk
of codeine.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
I mean, it's got a beat.

Speaker 9 (44:44):
I know what didn't work about this?

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Uh wait, I think I might know who this is.
Any other guesses besides Menace? Is it shaboozy new No chabboozy,
because he's still I mean he did rap and he
did country rapf.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
And this is drastically different from what this person.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Oh yes, okay, because I was going to guess ludicrous.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
The hint being twenty ten and would have been around
in twenty ten, Right.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Are fantastically different from what they're doing now?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Are they like in banking? Are they still like Kane Brown?

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Are they valley parking cars?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Sammy had a better guest? Oh, let's out jelly Roll
there you go.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Chi Roll being a.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Drug rapper for the twenty tens is known, but i't
think a black of people have actually gone back and
listened to that music because that is as we've talked
about four he laid at the gathering of the Juggalo. Yeah,
that would have loved to do that. Pop Another pill
is classic Juggalo Ye Juggalo white Boy drug wrap.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
So, speaking of two of the artists who've featured, did
he and did jelly Rolling like.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Kid Rock ever cross Path? I think jelly Rolls is
a little bit younger, so he was in the scene
at the same time Kid Rock was Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I kind of like that song that is.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Zero here, this is good. We have a couple more rights,
you do.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Some more of these. Well that didn't work well?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
All right, eventually I like it. Yeah, I like that
No Woody Show text in eight seven, I am loving
this game called well that didn't work, but I'm terrible
at it, but it's really fun.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
So our next artist again, they they released this was
their kind of first breakout single. And I think you
guys probably this is probably a meaning thing to you.
But it's about Cleveland, and it's called Cleveland, and it's
about how cool Cleveland is. This guy guy, this person
went on to much greater success in a slightly different
genre than this. Then I'm so Cleveland.

Speaker 13 (46:57):
It's a Countda saying east Side, I'm a countdown said
we heard Lama, Goddamn n Coddamn Cathils first.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Brew carry Cleveland Rocks. Menace might be able to get
this because his voice is his voice is very once
he's hearing, you're like, oh, you're kind of like, I mean,
I don't know if I'm right, but I have a
guess chat Hanks, Oh good, guess sounds like that Sammy
for you. He's so hard.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
I don't know, I don't have a guess.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
A little bit more, your guests, Okay, I'll ask you
a question before I guess.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
Is this person no longer associated with music?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Oh no, no, he's very much his way off here
that this man who is very hard and wrapped about
how cool he is in Cleveland.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
I was gonna say Lebron James, good.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Context, yes, but it's actually this guy. Oh yeah, okay,
why just go and I beg you it's on YouTube.

Speaker 11 (48:13):
Go and watch his music video for Cleveland, because he's
like nineteen or twenty, the skiddiest, least intimidating door you've ever.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Seen in your entire life, trying to rap like he's
hard from these streets. I never followed any MGK rap
stuff at all. For his first rap, he had to
kind of give it up because he didn't eminem shame
him out of rap essentially. Yeah, well, they had like
a little beef back and forth, like basically just.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
But then he went into alternative and then he has
done some country stuff like.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Of course who has Well that brings us to our
last clip, because yeah, menace the whole I'm we just
did it with jelly roll. Nice lovely guy. But the
country fans have to stand up for themselves and say no,
not just anybody can come and do country. Yeah, I mean,
keep your crossing. A lot of friends that work in
country radio and they hate it. Well, they're still they're

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paying theirs.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
I mean, they've embraced jelly Roll. They give jelly Roll
a pass. Yeah, and also the same with post Alone.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
They give him a pass. But there's some people that
they don't give a pass. Well, the Menace will probably know.
This is our last one for well that didn't work out.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
You know, this is massive song. This one's the easiest
one because this was actually everywhere. Even though this was
this person's first real release. You couldn't like avoid this song.
He will if you couldn't menace, you couldn't you know
what I could?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
And I did and this was a.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Sound cloud hit for this guy and then got popular.
Yeah is this here? We guess? Yeah, this posting and
so he loves basketball references corrected up there, vond.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
This is.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Grab right, that's what country is well post Malone. He
you know, he has a lot of roots in Dallas
roots because here's the here's the thing, jelly Roll and
in uh post Malone and stuff like that. If you

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want to get a pass in country music, just show
up from the South. No, Well, I mean that definitely
helps you. But you have to go to Nashville and
you have to work with the writers and the producers
of country music, then they'll give you a pass. If
you try to go outside the club, then you get burned.

(51:01):
That is correct, and we think of some examples of this.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
Well, post Malone did like collapse before he started doing
his own country music, so you started to see him
in the country scene.

Speaker 9 (51:11):
He started going on. I think Steve's one of the
things you're missing about the country.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
You need it is to do a country well.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
When you get so the way, when.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
You get so upset of going like he's saying, y'all
and he's not from the South and he's all these things.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
I'm not from the South.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
I am not a true country person, but I still
enjoyed the music and singing along and kind of pretending.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
That I am.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
That's exactly my point, right, So the entire community just
enjoys it and nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Right, it's all a bunch of posers. And you know,
you can you can you get called a cultural appropriator
for everything, but count.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
The country interesting. Well that is that is.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I guess nothing Gus post I thinks Jelly Old nothing
against Kid Rock or or any of these people.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
But the Atlantis one. I was most surprised That's what
caught me. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Listen, this is the Hood Show.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Well, it's the start of a brand new hour here
on The Woody Show on a Friday morning, a day
I thought would never come here.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
It is megap nice And I've been trying to ask
Sea Bass a question that I literally think about it every.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Single day all out and it comes. It comes up
in my mind and I can't sleep. Ever.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
I'm losing sleep over it because it makes no sense
to me. Okay, it has to deal with light in space. Okay,
so light you know, like, so this is not your
last question. This is a physics question.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Is it physics?

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Okay, I'm listening to Okay, so the question is now like,
okay it uh they say, oh, stars they explode, but
we don't know that because it happened a long time ago.
And then it's coming towards us. And then I was
listening to Neil de grasse Tyson and the way the
better thirty than I am, Okay, explain it. He was

(53:10):
explain it because he was saying, like, okay, let's say,
have aliens had this super uh you know, high def
telescope and it was projecting towards US and they were
like light years away and it went towards Earth that
they would see dinosaurs. Yes, how is that possible? Because
light is not physical? Okay, so it's not like being

(53:32):
projected out into space.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I think that's the problem. That's the problem right there.
Light is physical. It is made of photons. So there's
actual like pieces of fiber like what Okay, that's that
has been the am I high right now, it makes
no sense. That has been the That was the big
question one hundred something years ago was are there little

(53:56):
pieces like meneseta, the little molecules actual matter?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Right? That are they are?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
They are blasting towards you that like like you'd have
with physical matter or even with sound waves, which is
the matter of the air moving back and forth. So
that was the big question. Is is it actual little chunks,
these little photons or is it a wave like you
know sound wave or a matter of wave in liquid?
Well that's what they found that it again, this is
this is one hundred fifty year old physics.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Now, but this just in is.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Both those things. But yes, photons are discreete now they are.
Here's here's another thing that'll blow your mind. They are
massless like, so an electron still has mass. Okay, like
the stuff that electricity in your house still technically has mass.
It's tiny, you put like if.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
I take a piece of paper and I put it
in front of the light, then there's no more light.
You know, it's not anything right, it's getting go got right.
This should have been a high school or middle school.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
But okay, so yes, but that's because the photons can
be absorbed by To help me on the text here,
if I'm not explaining this properly for level that he's
going for, because something like how's he seeing dinosaurs? Well,
because the the light that reflected off of our sun
off of those dinosaurs, then then we're just reflected out
into space and it goes on forever.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Is this kind of along the lines of that not
not a philosophy like a theory. I guess that we
really don't see anything. We only see light reflecting off
of things.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Right, But what you are seeing is your you'r Those
photons are hitting the back of your retina, at the
back of your eyeball, and then and they they they
change the energy because they do have energy because obviously
you know you feel warm from the sun for insta. Yeah,
a lot of infrared heated so that that energy is
then transferred to a chemical signal on the back of
your your back of your eyeball, which then your brain

(55:46):
can you know process yeah, and that and that goes.
And this is where evolution comes in too.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
How did that happen?

Speaker 3 (55:53):
How could I see like all these colors and things. Yeah, well,
but because billions of years ago, little light receptive chemical
developed and the earliest, earliest cells harnessed or absorbed those
chemicals and use those saying oh, well there's light over there,
because you know, the early photosynthesis and things of that conture.
And I'm getting over billions of years that became more

(56:13):
and more complex, and the more complex you were with
every with every you know, slight genetic screw up, as
they say, the accidents that were beneficial perpetrated propagated, propagated, propagated, propagated.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
So now we can see.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
But I guess back to your main question.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
It's like how these images is like, you know, these
old ass images is floating in the space and they
just can't if they have a super powerful telescope, these
aliens just can't see what's curently happening on Earth.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Well, it's not about the powerful nest to use a
word of the of the telescope. It's about I guess,
being able to look appointed at the right thing, essentially,
because those lights, that light's going off forever and never
and ever. Now it's going to get more diffuse and
you'd have to hope it gets to the right area
at the right time. But they can't. But I guess
Menicis's second question is they can't go faster than the

(57:03):
speed of light. So no matter how powerful that telescope is,
no matter how much you can zoom in on exactly
where the Earth or was at that time by the
way it was, because we keep moving around. That's one
of the big things about time travel. People say, well,
if the DeLorean, how the DeLorean would not only have
to go back to nineteen fifty five or whatever, it
would have to go back to where the Earth was

(57:23):
in the universe. And a lot of time travel, you know,
science fiction doesn't even take it into account anyway, pointing,
how's this not keeping you up at night? Because once
you learn because he understands that, because once you listen
and learn a little bit, Yeah, you figured that out.
Now here's something that I didn't even think about until recently.
And you want to this is going to take you

(57:44):
to the next level menace. Okay, am I gonna freak out?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Yeah? Alright.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
So the light that that alien would see that was
bounced off that dinosaur one hundred million years ago, that
light that touched the dinosaur, and that same photon, little
we'll call it, for the sake of a argument, pack
of the light. Yeah, that light doesn't know that any
time has moved whatsoever. As far as that photon, that
little piece of light is concerned. It is the exact same.

(58:12):
It doesn't even know that time exists. It's the exact
it's always everywhere. Wait, so you think that piece of
light is a living thing, like.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
If you were going to call it, like if you
were to call it a thing like a unit of light.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
It doesn't know the difference between any period of time.
It thinks it's all happening at once.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
It's just omnipresent, right, omni.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
It's the fastest thing in the universe, So it doesn't
it doesn't really understand distances, understands very loosely here.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Obviously, it's hard to turn that stuff off in your
brain menace. Like when I were in college and I
took astronomy, it would keep me up at night. I'm like,
like the stars, Like the.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Stars don't even exist anymore or for all we.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Know everything we see at night and we look up
into the sky and see for all we know, they're
already gone keep on.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
But we can we can guess pretty well that they're
still there or when they will disappear, because we can
look around and see different versions of them and say, oh,
this has this energy? Which is has this star ever
disappeared in our lifetime?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Right? Like is the Big Dipper different now than it
was before? Like the handles?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Like has it?

Speaker 9 (59:19):
Though?

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Really sort of yes, if you look at look at
the well, this is gonna because I UK so you know.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Fun fact, I get high and I go in my
backyard and I take one of those apps with my
iPhone and like look around at the different stars and
see what they uh what they are? Yeah, but I
did wonder that, like has the star disappeared in our lifetime?

Speaker 3 (59:40):
So yes, technically because I look up gravitational waves and
you could you can literally spend the rest of your
life and you wouldn't get through half the knowledge on
this stuff. It's really interesting. So gravitational waves happened, and
we didn't even we didn't even really first detect them
until a number of pretty recently in history. They were
They were hypothesized by Albert Einstein. They happen when there

(01:00:02):
is such a huge mass like either coming together exploding,
things like stars dying or neutron stars crashing into black holes.
That not being precise on this, but things like stars
dying have such mass and they create such a energy
when that happens that they actually are able to wave

(01:00:23):
or ripple through gravity. But it's such a tiny, tiny,
tiny detectable thing that we've made these big underground like
detectors for it. I think there's one in Alabama and
one maybe in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Italy to check.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Because it's so they have to you have to shield
these things from all like trucks and all kinds of energy.
So technically we have observed the byproducts of stars being
destroyed in our lifetime.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Yes, were damn and all this in greg You're still
no aliens exist?

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
No, how is that a thing?

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
I've never said that they don't exist. I'm saying they
might exist for all we know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Obama just said they did.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
For all we know there are one hundred planet Earth,
how about a million planet earths with people drinking coke
watch it using an iPhone, will never know about it,
and they've never been here. Ever, that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Well, here's here's another thing they might make you kind
of sad. Actually, that's called the Fermi paradox, meaning that
there are trillions and trillions of stars and galaxies and
so on, so and they're infinite right right Essentially what
is essentially infinite, So there has to have been something
like life, either in the past or in the future
or right now where we are. Here's the problem because
of how life, the molecules that make up life, to

(01:01:38):
the best of our knowledge, they don't list, they don't
last long enough, and they're too susceptible to things like
outer space radiation to survive the distance like we can
get to Mars. But for us to get out of
our Solar system, even with any kind of technology, we can,
you know, we can nuclear fusion for us to even

(01:01:59):
get out and get to like Alpha Centauri or whatever
that's you know, however, any like you, I've never even
heard of that one that would take even at the
best physical like the limits of physics are what keep
us in our solar system. So anything that is life
or life like is going to have the same problems
that we have. So you could maybe you can maybe

(01:02:19):
like maybe like a radio signal could perhaps get to
us someday. But actual physical beings unless they unless they've
really bent the fabric of physics in a ways, we
can't think they could in an interstellar way.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
That's what I've always said too, that these aliens that
people think have come to Earth, just because they're aliens,
they can defy the laws of physics. You never know,
because when we go to Mars, we have to we
have to go buy Mars' rules. We can't just be like, well,
we're from Earth, we're from far away, therefore the conditions
on Mars don't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
We're dummy.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Is they could be like far superiors?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
That's possible. You have to have seen ancient aliens, have you.
They've been around Hell long, that's true, to have some
sort of just insane by our logic anyway, or our
stretch of the imagination, ways that you get around the
laws or bend the laws of physics for that to happen.
Why do I feel both smarter and dumber right now,

(01:03:15):
because and why.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Did you and s best say, Oh, this is first
grade level, so you're talking about mass and light.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Yeah, yeah, like turkeys with my hand. This is high school,
high school stuff about the speed life speed of light.
High school.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Saying that they would see dinosaurs. I think we learned
in second grade.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Well, I'll say this, you guys are writing is a
great point because we talk about this a lot when
it comes to like people talk about five G and stuff.
Is the average person doesn't understand that the light packets
the menace is talking about hitting off the dinosaurs is
the same thing that's coming out of the well. Used
to be radio transmitters now Wi Fi transmitters, which is
the same thing as five G essentially, which is the

(01:03:58):
same thing as your microwave, which is the same thing
as you're tanning bed. It's all photons, it's all electromatic
radiation of a different uh energy or frequency depending on
which use. And they use it for mind control, right yeah, people,
And that's why forked stick to our skin. So I
think that that sort of common knowledge just isn't out there,
or else people would like throw away like all these

(01:04:19):
five G people, which I still say to this day,
you know, yelling and screaming about stuff. They'd be like, oh,
that's that's.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Just that's the reason why there's no cell service in
my neighborhood because everyone's afraid of five G and they
went around knocking on doors having people sign a petition.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
And it's also menace and well this would be more
for a wood It's also while we don't have widespread
nuclear power because yep, Jackass, Jane Fond and Semi yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Hero Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Well, yeah, because we have.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
We do have a scientific illiteracy that it turns into
fear modering and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Squeezed nuclear energy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
I did a college paper on that out. Nuclear is
the cleanest and safest it is. It's just got terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Poll have fusion pretty soon, right, damn I need it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
Well, thank you ce Bass for explaining. I know there's
I mean, I'm still not going to sleep at night
because I'm gonna try to figure this all out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Details.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Feel free to text in men men if you figured
it out, you let us know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
I will.

Speaker 10 (01:05:19):
I will.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Yeah, that was a trip, man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
More Woody shows coming up now. Show will be right
back we've reached that time of the week on the
Woody Show. That's one of my all time favorites, and
that would be our dumb ass contest, the d.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
U i q i Q correct people. Yeah, the d
u i Q was played by I go out and
I find somebody on the street who's very drunk, and
and I asked them some very easy trivia questions. Now
you play the u i Q by not answering those
same trivia questions. You know the answer, child knows the answer.
You play the d u i Q by guessing whether

(01:06:00):
the drunk person one of the answered. If you can
guess correctly two times out of three, you win. And
of course you don't have to guess about Menace and Sammy,
but they're here in the room for us to provide
maybe a reference point of sobriety slash something else.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
I think they're both kind of been on the roll lately.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Yeah, yeah, maybe it's not too bad. We haven't had
a full skunking in a while. It's called crushing it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
Yeah, And I had a listener tell me that she
takes bets at work and has won a lot of
money off of me u i Q.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
So I'm smart.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Well, our contestant today is going to be Cynthia. You
would say hi to Cynthia if we can. If the
left fulange is work all right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
While they're working on that sea best work?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Do you usually like get these drunks my favorite drunks?

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Are you know?

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
It's the easiest, I should say our bar districts with
a lot of walking around them. You know, like people say, oh,
you need to go to like the pool parties in Vegas.
Well that's tough to do because you have to get
inside and you whip out a microphone in or a
camera and they don't like that too. Gets a little
yeah right, so yeah, you know any place where there's
you know a little strip of bars people walking around easy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Do we have the phones working, Cynthia? Are you there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
On the phone? She didn't be guessing whether our drunk,
whose name is Ruth, gets these answers. And I ran
into Ruth out at one of those bar districts you
were talking about their menace and she was out with
her boyfriend, gonna tell me about that and what she's
had to drink?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
What have you had a drink this evening?

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Well, we had.

Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
We had different drinks but we had different drinks but
mostly beer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Did your boyfriend bring you out here on vacation?

Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
We're trying to like see it new new new places,
new stop.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Would you guys be maybe making a baby denight? Do
you think today?

Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
I don't know a baby tonight, but of course in
a couple of years for very precascious.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Very precious, of course to be pious in a couple
of years. I don't want a babby. Yeah, that's Ruth,
nice loving Ruth.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
We'll go with triple no. All right, So question number
one for the U I Q for very precascious.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
We know that, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
What organ does a baby chest state? In the human body?

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Does a baby chest date? Yes, chest ate? That's our
long line of women's health reproductive health question.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Yes, I think I'm going triple no on this.

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
Really Yeah, I want to give Sammy more credit. I'm
gonna say yes to Sammy, know to menace, and no
matter how precausious Ruth is, I'm gonna say no to
her testating Ruth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yeah no, all right, Okay, let's find out.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
Did Cynthia guess?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, Cynthia, she's gonna get right.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
No to Ruth.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
No, Okay, no, In what organ does a baby gestate
in the human body?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Start us on this. I'm going with the womb.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Womb?

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
What would maybe like that's not an organ, that's not
an organ name? Oh uh, the placenta, the uterus? Look
at that?

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
Oh damn the youths. I forgot about that. All right,
Let's see if Ruth gets.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
It in what organ does a baby gestate in the
human body?

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
In? Though?

Speaker 10 (01:09:45):
Toops?

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
What tubes?

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
Tubs?

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
It sounded like she said, love tubes and then you're
going to have an emergency doctor's appointment if it's in
the vaginal tubes.

Speaker 9 (01:09:58):
Cynthia's got one right so far yep.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Okay, so out of mine, the the womb, the placenta
are the vaginal tubes?

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Who was the closest The womb is another word for
that area, the uterus. That's not the name of the organ.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Ok right, But I mean you were on the right track, Yeah, alright, right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Question number two on the d U i Q name
a pair of US states with a north and a
south version.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Come on, okay, this is uh in the room. Okay,
yes to NEAs, Yes to Sammy, Ruth.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Ru's a wild card, man.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
I'm gonna say no to Ruth.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
I am piggybacking on Greg. Yes to Sammy and Menace.
No to Pracassious Ruth.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
All right, what about you, Cynthia.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
No, I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
All right, trips, no, name a pair of US states
with a north and a south version.

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
I guess we can start with Sammy here, but I
put North Dakota in South Dakota.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Any other ones say well, let let us go first.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Yeah, yeah, okay, North Carolina, take your shirt off, South Carolina.
Y job, got it, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Okay, but what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
About a pair of US states with a north and
a south version.

Speaker 10 (01:11:20):
New York in California, and as well be where we
come from, which is Texas.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Yes, that was exactly the answer I was hoping for
New York, New York, California and Texas.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
You're thrown off because a lot of people refer to
northern California and southern California.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
I mean, we all figured it out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Yeah, the one New York and Texas, you know, upstate Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
That's pretty easy. That was pretty easy for Cynthia.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Yah, yay, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
But we still have a third question. Yes to know,
let's just.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Play for fun, just for fun.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
What is the name of any of the robot characters
in the Star Wars series?

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Oh, Roadblots, questions? Now Menace be Love and Roblots?

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Yeah, and is this just pop culture enough for Sammy
to just be like, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Yeah, and she was okay, yes to Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
I have a reason why because they were in a
Hallmark movie recently.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Yeah, Love and Space, and then yes to Menace and
no to Ruth.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Correct. I do think that is one hundred percent how
it's going to go down.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Interesting, men Do you think Ruth will know it?

Speaker 14 (01:12:35):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
No, not at all, Sammy. Nope.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
All right, well let's find out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Well, let's find out with Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Well let's say me go first, what is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
The name of any of the robot characters in the
Star Wars series?

Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
I mean, can I name more than one EB eight
C three, PO R two D two?

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Hell yeah, yes, I knew you'd know that because you
were late to life Star Wars.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Fan, and because they have the rides at Disneyland.

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
Also, you know what, shouts to sam because I totally
forgot about BB eight, so she got more than me.
I only got the old school ones. And then uh,
C three PO. You know, there was a guy in
the suit and one time I was working on a
TV station. We're doing an interview. He pauses the interview
says that he wants to go outside and watch the sunset,
and then we had to we had to redo the

(01:13:22):
interview again, Like what a weirdo.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Fun fact nature lover. I guess if I were given
the opportunity to interview the actor behind C three PO,
let him pause the interview to go watch the sunset,
and the point that I'm taking that interview, there's not
a lot going on. Yeah, all right, let's see if
Ruth got it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
What is the name of any of the robot characters
in the Star Wars series?

Speaker 10 (01:13:48):
What is this name? Oh? The Star Wars name in
the series Robots, the robots, Penoby.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Pocchi, something kind of wars.

Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Oh that was satisfying, Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
I think you made somebody some money to the Yeah,
got all three. Nice man, it's two out of three.
I am not that everybody feeling so good about them.
So this is a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
So smart, and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Congrats to Cynthia for winning the d u IQ as well.
So call sports with the Geeve.

Speaker 14 (01:14:22):
Jeff Cush, Good morning, Jeff g Good morning, and Happy
Friday Morning Show. Another crazy sequence at the end of
the Lakers Suns game last night.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Listen to this with Saffern Alan working on.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Luca Alan all the way, kick corner, hold cross Court,
oh Regei's a great look.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
Down.

Speaker 14 (01:14:48):
Lakers had a chance, but Austin Reeves missed it. They
come up short again. Purple and Gold have lost three
in a row. Luca had forty one in the loss.
Lakers and Warriors tomorrow. Clippers lost to the Tea last
night by sixteen. Clippers and Pelicans on Sunday. Baseball Dodgers
are still undefeated. They got the hated the Giants today
at twelve noon. Angels beat the Cubs yesterday, Angels and

(01:15:10):
Reds today. NHL Kings got blown out by the Oilers
eight to one. Kings and Flames tomorrow, Ducks and Jets
tonight down in Anaheim, and Ducks and Flames on Sunday.
College hoops. The Women's Big Ten champion UCLA Bruins play
USC on Sunday. MLS LAFC in Houston tomorrow, and LA
Galaxy host Charlotte tomorrow at Dignity Health Arena.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
And finding this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
What the show.

Speaker 14 (01:15:35):
The Atlanta Hawks of the NBA are having a special
night honoring the legendary Atlanta strip club Magic City. Now
they're calling it, in quotes, a local cultural institution night.
I'm here for it no matter what you call it,
because you know, Magic City is an institution in Atlanta.
So here's what I'm suggesting, the Lakers and the Clippers.

(01:15:57):
We gotta do the same. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Let's honor Sam's Hawk brow either the crypto dot com
rita or into it done.

Speaker 14 (01:16:03):
I mean, they are legendary, right, so I've heard i'mg
and that's just so cal sports.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Thank you, Jack. We are back on the Woody Show
on a Friday, which is rippable. I told you guys
that I spit on my own shirt while peeing at
the urinal, which is your weirdo. So now, in the
spirit of confessing things, I gotta confess that I think

(01:16:28):
I'm relapsing. I'm back on eminem. I was at the
store and I saw, oh man, the party size bag
is on so good.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
How many do you meet it a time?

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Well, I started with the party size, then I went
down to the family size, and then I let myself
eat I can't even venture a guess, but a few
handfuls sh because I do three at a time. I
put three in my hand, just pop good, and then
another three and then another until I get sick of them,

(01:17:07):
which is very It's a long it's a long time,
so I gotta get on this. Well.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
I'll tell you this though.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
Since I started taking weight loss drugs, which I've been
doing for about a year and a half, I have
become addicted to peanut m and ms.

Speaker 10 (01:17:22):
But just like.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
I don't go overboard like you and get a tough
thats a title of a large group, and yeah, yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
Yeah, I'm not buying the family pack and you can
buy a special jar just to hold them. And I've
become addicted to Coke zero like I pound coke zeros.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
I love them.

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
But there's something I have to share with you, guys,
I want to reveal when it comes to the weight
loss drugs again. But taking them a year and a
half and I haven't had any like any issues at all.
But I've noticed something and this has happened to me
twice in it recently affected everybody in the room. I've
noticed that if I take my shot later in the day,

(01:18:04):
but earlier that day, I ate some Mexican food. Oh no,
I'll get these burps that will last like three or
four days.

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
Yes, say, almost fell on the floors, been an issue.

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
And there was one morning that came in for you
last sick, but you were the whole time, and I
didn't say anything because I was concerned for you.

Speaker 9 (01:18:27):
But it has continued to happen.

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
Yeah, and it will last four days almost maybe a week.
And it's happened twice.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
But specifically with Mexican food. Mexican food. Okay, so I've
pinpointed it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
I'm like, okay, I need to do the shot at
four before or I eat Mexican food. I don't know
why because and it wasn't like I had the same
type of Mexican food. The first time it happened to me,
I had tacos. The second time it happened to me,
I had enchiladas.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
I don't know the choices.

Speaker 7 (01:18:57):
Yeah, I don't know what on the side idead maybe yeah,
maybe the beans or something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
But and these burps sitting like a fart would, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
They taste they taste like ass too, Like yeah, I
don't I don't know what the issue is there, but
I'll say this again. Even that's the only issue I
personally have had with these weight loss drugs. They have
definitely changed my life sixty five pounds down.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
People do say, yeah, I love them too, and people
do say I haven't experienced this, but in general they
burnt more because you know your digestion is slower. Yeah,
but I think at some point some brave salt not me,
would have to do a smell test between a Sammy
fart and a Menace burp and just really put this
matter to bed.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Well, I didn't smell the menace burp I heard.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
I spelled it myself. It was so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
I was happy not to smell it. But Sammy I
thought was going to start crying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
She was not well, she was green.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
It was lingering.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
It was right there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
But I know every event that I go to or
online and stuff like that, people ask me about the
way loss drugs. So if people have questions, keep on
hitting me up because I would love to share my
journey with you. I'm a strong supporter and everything I've
learned menace.

Speaker 6 (01:20:15):
After all this time, I am now officially teamed.

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
Zeph Yeahite so like, yeah, there's zeb bound, which is
the name brand, and then Tetite.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Which is the actual ingredient drugs. So yeah, if you
don't get zep down, at least get that. Yeah, because
that I found the most effective.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Well, and that's because we're obviously experts. I think that's
the g LP two. The Semo glue Tide is a
g LP one. Yeah, so the zepp works a little
better for some people.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
It's harder.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Yeah, So just you know, steer clear than burts. Well,
don't eat Mexican food and then take your shot, yeah exactly,
lay off the beans.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Yeah, and send me to rehab.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
I'm going more so we can share.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
Can we just put a.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Shot collar on you?

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
I know, I need a ring doorbell camera.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
That fases you in a shop, come beyond.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
We recently talked about fat Gory, which was what three
years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Less than that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
Never got to see fat.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Oh god, never again, never again.

Speaker 13 (01:21:12):
You had chipmunk cheek and you would squeeze him and
we always would say, you can't picture that, and we
would always say he was the skinny one.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Remember those days. No Woody Show text in It's the
Woody Show. Everybody here on a Friday, except for Woody.
He's back next week. Right now, we're going to cover
a topic that I'm very curious about.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
Yeah, this has no doubt affected every single person. And
thank goodness for this king among men, this guy I
found I guess who found me? Targeted algorithm on Instagram
who was a PSA for all the guys out there
who wanted you a little like flying a girl out
for the weekend, having her stay with you, had doing
like a little hookup weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
At which Greg did with a guy too could be got.
This is for everybody could guide. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
Please listen to this man and take his advice.

Speaker 15 (01:22:11):
If you are flying her out, remember she needs privacy
to go. She's gonna be running the faucet, the shower
and playing music just the fart. So you got to
go to the store, randomigo, get something from go, get
gas or something. You need time to where she is
alone for you know, thirty minutes. As soon as you
shut the door, she's running. Some women don't honestly give
a damn, And that's fine because we're human, we all adults,

(01:22:33):
but like some women definitely be a little you know,
shy about that. So if you fly ground. Don't be
bonded to the hip with her trying to take every
shower with her. I don't know, give her privacy.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
He's a king. Protect this man at all costs. He
gets it. Well, okay, besides the fact that women are
don't poove, Yes he does, he does. He does raise
a good point that you should give them an out.
Ideally you have like a if you live in a house, obviously,
then there's no like downstairs lobby area.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Or anything that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
Love the lobby.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yeah, the lobby, which for a hotel, Yes, that that
should be the case for all men and women. You
got the lobby, you got the pool of the gym,
whatever's downstairs. Yeah, you find you what coming to your home? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Then what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I like how he made suggestions like go get gas,
go do something.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
When she's gonna have to go, I'm you assume, like you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Know, like you get up in the morning, maybe like
an hour later, be like, well, I'm gonna go guess
up the car.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
You chill, you just emo she just had a huge
plate of eggs or something. Yeah, yeah, about a half
hour after the coffee. I would think though she would
fake it and just like oh, I'm gonna take a
shower and then.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Yeah, then yeah, but that's why he said, like, don't
try to take every shower with her, like, just get that,
Like everybody's gotta go, right, you know, stop trying to
keep it sexy every you know, every.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Second of etiquette. Sure, that's the thing you should be doing.
But menas mine ever matter, it works, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
I mean Greg and I are pretty much like Gandhi
and we can you.

Speaker 15 (01:24:09):
Have to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
It depends on the time and place. I have shared
a hotel room with Menace before and we were honest.
We just said, look, we have to make a poop
schedule and when the time comes, the other person has
to look.

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
But like, because you guys are mind over matter, could
you adhere to your schedule or was it just like
ever an emergency?

Speaker 7 (01:24:28):
Yeah, if I really wanted to, I could definitely go
deep in the brain chambers and suppress it for a
very long time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Right, especially at work when you just tell yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I'm at work, I'm not a baby. I don't need
to go poop.

Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
You know, as we know, I'm not like that. If
I have to go, I have to go, no matter
what the situation is.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
And I've been in situations with everyone in this room
where I've had to go to the bathroom and announce
to the room, like if you have to go, go now,
because I'm about to blow it up.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
I do not have an option.

Speaker 9 (01:24:57):
So that's my courtesy is letting you know that this
is about to happen.

Speaker 6 (01:25:02):
Okay, so you're still fairly newish in your relationship, but
at the very beginning, how did you handle it with
Steamboat Willie?

Speaker 9 (01:25:10):
I went to the bathroom and I had to go.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
Did you make an announcement about it?

Speaker 9 (01:25:13):
I did not make an announcement, and I just opened
the window in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
Yeah, gotta have it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:19):
And then I just hoped that he didn't walk in.

Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
But if he ever, if he was going to go
into the bathroom right after me, I would have told
him so that it's not awkward and like he walks
in and smells it, and then.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
What do you do?

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
I would have warned him.

Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
If I'm looking for an apartment, a house rent or buyer,
doesn't matter if that bathroom doesn't have a window, We're
not this is not the place. You got to have
a window.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Yes, I have a guest bathroom and I have a
little thing of pooperri on the top, but I don't
think people even know know how you even use that stuff,
or they forget about it after Yeah, its like a
little layer.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
That it puts water like an oil slick and then
a catch it. Yeah. Well yeah, that's the other thing
to on the other side, you should be taking. This
is prison rules. By the way, that as soon as
that first deposit hits, you're flushing.

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Yeah, and then you continue to as doesn't really make
a difference.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Well, because it's all about how long has that thing
been exposed to the air, which the particles get released
off of it. Now, the poopyri okay whatever, let's say
it does the film. It's not that it makes a
film over the water. The water does the is its
own film. It's just it has a little scent to it.
And yeah, that's why Greg and I would not last
in prison, Like if we had a poop in front.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
It's not the shivings, it's not the getting beat up.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
No, it'd be it's schedule.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
The only answer would be suicide. You look at the
cell and what's right there in front of everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
Totally and a lot of these prisons it's just bars,
there's no door, so you're just like, hey, guys, we're
down there some fun in the multipurpose room.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
How do they do it?

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
So let's say you're on the other side of this
and the person isn't conscious or having thought this out,
and you don't. Let's say, Greg, someone flies you in
for a romantic weekend get away and you realize that
they're not making you, they're not leaving. What's your move?
Then you're looking for I'm going to run an errand?

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Yeah? Yeah, I think I would run the errand and
then find a public bathroom or something like that, or
maybe ask them to go get something like, Hey, I'm
from out of town. I'm not familiar with the geography.
Can you please go get me a coffee?

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
After oh, I forgot my aftershave brand?

Speaker 9 (01:27:31):
Right, But then what if you had a menace who's like, oh,
just door dash.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
It now, sea beast, I don't have the right one.

Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
You're quite the slayer of ladies. Now have you ever
flown a woman in?

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
And are you this courteous? Well, yes, yes to both
of course. Now I'm fortunate in that I've always pretty
much had apartment style stuff so that makes it easier.
But I was just thinking about this with my new
place is you have to have you have to have
my phone to get anywhere around, so I can't give

(01:28:05):
her a key to go down the store, so which
means she would really and we don't have a lobby
bathroom you are, this is prison.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
How could you do this to her?

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Well I haven't. I haven't done it to anybody yet,
have been there for a little bit, but I have
thought about, Oh, what am I gonna do?

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
Can you set up like a zipline situation from the
balcony down to It's a good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Point you're gonna have to do with this. Guy said,
you're gonna have to leave offer to go get something. Yeah,
but then you're gonna leave somebody in there. Well then
you shouldn't fly her in if you think there's nothing
of value, that isn't safe place. But gun isn't that
on the wall? Oh that's a good point. I light
a match light a flame thrower.

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
Do people light matches anymore? Is that like old times matches?

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
The best thing I think is Samy, a big trader
Joe's fan. They have these little sprays and there's one
that's lemon scented because a lot of times you try
to use air freshener or something, and in my opinion,
it makes it almost work.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
It does now it's like poop scented eucalyptus. It like
weaponizes it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Yeah, but the lemon spray from Trader Joe's pro tip, Okay,
I get that. It's not overpowering and it doesn't just
smell like lemony poop.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
Okay. So for so, if everybody needs some of those
guys girls, doesn't matter. You be the gentleman, be the
late whoever the host is. It's your job to figure
this out, not thank you. Don't leave people of their
own devices. And god forbid they clogged the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
I remember when Menace offered for me to stay at
his place way back when, when the only bathroom was
in the bedroom, and the minute I walked in that
was my first thought was like, oh God, what's the
bathroom situation?

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Walked through and then I.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
Think I woke up earlier than you and your wife,
and I thought, well, I got a peep, but I
can't just walk into their bedroom to go into the
bathroom it was used. And then Mari I would leave
to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Yeah, I said, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 11 (01:30:03):
You you metas you had somebody over, two people over, Yeah,
stayed the night when they could not get directly to
your bathroom to the a bathroom without going through their bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Yeah, it was a really weird setup. It was like
a loft situation. So Greg, I mean, I get Greg's
cheap and want to pay for a hotel, but no,
he stayed still with me for a litt while.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Yeah, we're chilling for a couple of days. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
This when we were first moving back and getting the
show back together, and I moved like a month beforehand
before everybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
Yeah, you were here way early.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Yeah, so everybody kept on staying with me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
Yeah, it was fun. And that's when I saw your TV,
that massive TV.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
That's the TV that Tyler and Morgan really.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
That's the one that I thought was like, there's there's
clear pictures, and I thought that one was too clear. Yeah,
everything look at it was filmed to the cameras.

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
You don't need to see women over forty in high daft,
trust me.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
It was a trip.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
But yeah, that was that was stressful because we never
made a poop schedule.

Speaker 7 (01:30:54):
Yeah, but it's called the Bonding Experience Sea Bass for
show content. Yeah right, we can talk about the poops
ish were in one day.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
Exact day here we are still talking about it. Well,
we talked about poop, and coming up next, I'm gonna
give away some crap. So this is very self serving,
but I think somebody might enjoy a few of the
items I'm giving away. I'm trying to go through the
home office, which has become a dumping ground. It's embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
It's pretty cluttered.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
I was shocked.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
It's horrific.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Yeah, I wish I could say something.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
Maybe, So I gathered up a bunch of stuff. Gina
glanced at it and he said, oh, look at that.
It's the early two thousands.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
Yeah, it's like a celebration of the late nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Arter.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Some of it good, some of it not so good.
But you could win all of it coming up next,
and so you're gonna need to call us eight seven
seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
I did put a couple of things that actually kind
of pained me to be getting rid of, But like
they say, given till it hurts, So I'm giving it
all away to somebody who would like to take this

(01:31:59):
off my hands. That's next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
These messages Morgan on scale one to ten, what would
you give me the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with six.

Speaker 6 (01:32:17):
Where is that boy at there? We got up?

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
Oh so we're getting a segment ready, right?

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Greg has moved to a different microphone and now everyone's
scurrying like little chipmunks.

Speaker 7 (01:32:28):
It's The Woody Show and Greg is gonna be giving
away a bunch of his stuff that If you want
a preview as we fix that, go to our Instagram
page on our Instagram story and you can see all
the things that Greg has to give away from his office.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
And like Gina said, it's like a time capsule of
the early two thousand. This is a real flashback.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Yeah here I am. Okay, there you go. All right,
So you guys remember that show when Benstein's money. Oh yes,
this is when Greg Gory's crap. Although not all of
it is crap, it do tell. Some of it meant
a lot to me. Yeah, A lot of it was sentimental.
A lot of it is stuff that I almost had
a hard time giving away now before I reveal what

(01:33:09):
you're gonna win, and who wouldn't want to win this stuff.
There was one thing that I was gonna throw into
the pile and I couldn't do it. Oh and I
forgot I even had it. But I'm going through my
home office because it's a disaster area, it's become a
dumping ground, it's become a storage room. So I was
going through all the stuff that I haven't looked at
in years, and the plan was to kind of offload

(01:33:30):
all of it, either donated it or better yet, just
give it to somebody they might want it. I forgot
that I owned the entire series of The Brady Bunch
on DVD and it's in a retro looking box that
has green shag carpet on the outside of ice, and
then you open it up and flip through. It has
like little pop pump pictures and everything. I was about

(01:33:52):
to throw that in the pile and I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
I'm glad you kept that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
Yeah, yeah, that was the green shag carpeting, not the
green AstroTurf that they pretended was.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
It was definitely the carpeting. So we have a few categories.
We're going to call them movies, TVs and games. And
then if people don't want to win DVDs because I
don't know who does, I threw in some what I'm
calling incentive items, stuff that you might actually want, and
therefore you have to get all this.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
So this is like the pork, you know, we're rolling
it in. This is the what do they call it?

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
The Trojan horse?

Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
Yes, exactly, because there is an item in there that
I have a lot of questions about, Okay, because I'm like,
I don't know if you want to give that up
because I don't know what it's made out of.

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
Yeah, oh, I think I know you're talking, and I'm
considering that an incentive itus, and I think it might
be worth something.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
I don't know. But to give you an idea of
what you're going to be winning today, and the promotions
department is going to have a wonderful time mailing this
out in a huge box, starting with some movies on
Blu Ray. By the way, Oh, we've got the all
time greatest movie, Bride'smaids. We have another all time great
Pitch Perfect. We have one of my all time favorites.

(01:35:04):
Should have won every Oscar Bad moms, Gina, you all
got to see that the zombie movie World war Z.
Love that movie because the only scary zombies are fast.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Zomb Are you saying that you're such a technology technological
wiz these days that you don't need the DVD copies
of these?

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
I don't see myself ever using physical das.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Do you still own a DVD player?

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Here's the thing that was going to be the greatest
incentive item. I have a portable DVD player the time
that you used to be able to take on the plane.
So I'm going through the closet. I see a box
that I wrote on there portable DVD player, and I thought,
oh cool, if you don't have a DVD player and
you're gonna win all this stuff, here's a DVD player
for you, take it on the road. I opened it up.
It was random cables in there. The hell?

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
What you got jacked?

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
This is a great movie, a single man Tom Forde
directorial debut. So good good luck not crying that fantastic
We got the og Dirty Harry with Clint Ease. They
get all these DVDs of the person, They're getting everything,
everything on the table. Then in the TV category, House

(01:36:13):
of Cards really complete first, second, and third seasons. We've
got the complete fourth season of Modern Family.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Wait before we keep going, are all of these purchases
that you're like, I've got to have this or these gifts.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
A little of both?

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
Now the ones that I'm giving away that also pains
me to give away what they say it hurts. Yeah,
I have Ladies and Gentlemen, the Best of Friends, season four,
of Friends, season five, season six, season one, season two.
I have a fistful of Friends.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Everything that Friends man size handfuls is just.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Hard to pull. Winning that. We've got Nip Tuck the
entire love that show. We've got a few serious seasons
of Grey's Anatomy. We've got twenty.

Speaker 6 (01:37:05):
Four with Keifer so never missed an episode.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
We've got Will and Grace. Oh yep, so many Will
and Grace box sets. Back in the movie category, this
is pretty damn cool and I had a hard time
parting with this as well. But it's a metal tin
and it's called high School Flashback Collection all right, which
includes the Breakfast Clubs of Course, Weird Science, Nice, and

(01:37:30):
sixteen Candles. Oh yeah, in a collector's case made of tin,
which you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Get Weird Science is one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 11 (01:37:39):
You, donse, I appreciate what you're doing giving away to
the but did you consider employing, I mean Morgan to
like sell these on eBay for four or five?

Speaker 10 (01:37:49):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:37:50):
I don't think that would be worth her time.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
I feel like this is the time to do She's not.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
They're not going to get five bucks apiece for these.
I'm just saying that's what they're That's what's on. I'm
looking at debate right now. That's like that that that
the breakfast club thing there is about fifteen bucks. Wow,
Oh damn damn bather.

Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
Okay, so real quick again, you can't see all these
items on our Instagram story at the Woody Show on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Are these items autographed by by John Hughes or by Gregory?

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
By Matt LeBlanc, I wish In the games category, we've
got head bands act up. I oh, that's not it,
but I never played it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
That's that's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:38:27):
Like you put the headband on your head and then
a card that only the only person that can't see
it as you and everybody else has to try and
tell you who you are.

Speaker 4 (01:38:37):
Okay, we have LCR left Center Right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Love that game. I want a ton of money with
that game.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
But the reason I don't want it is because it's
a card version, not a dice version anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
But you do win a lot of money playing that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
This was my all time favorite game. Friends seen it.
So it has a DVD component. You put it, you
play clips. There's trivia questions in.

Speaker 6 (01:39:00):
That. I can't believe we're getting rid of that gray.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
It rules so hard it Yeah, I don't know. Again,
there's one person getting all these items?

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Are you breaking them up? We can give it to
one person. Let's come crazy package worse. These I forgot
I had. I don't know why. I don't know where
I got these, but it reminded me of Sammy because
they're just so damn cute. A set of six Royal
finger puppets. You put these little finger puppets on their

(01:39:29):
little animals. You got like a like a lion gesture,
a little unit. Why do you have this?

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
I have no clue where did it come from? I
have no question is if someone, let's say someone brought
these to me at the office, they would never leave
the office. They would be tossed on the table downstairs
for free.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
I wouldn't it's pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
This is pretty Etsy Delicious, Royal Disher and just for
legal purposes, No, these items are not worth twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Yeah. Okay, now we're going to moved to the incentive item.
So if you don't want to win a mountain of DVDs,
you might want to win. And this is something that
I thought was cool, but now I realize how ugly
it is. It's a candle holder, but it looks like
a fishbone. It's like a metal You know, there are
people out there in the nineties I thought, oh, that

(01:40:21):
would look so cool in my studio apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
I'm shocked that you would have an item that looked
like this.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Tell me about you. But I also used to have
frosted tips.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
And yeah, sure you were a different Greg. That looks
like something that you would have at your Florida beach home.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Yeah, it'll go with you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Yawn.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Very very strange. Don't remember getting that this little replica
that Liberty bell. It's got the crack and it's an
an actual bell again.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Yeah, where how did you procure this?

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
I think I got that at the actual Liberty bell
Samy and I went to the Liberty Bell together merch.

Speaker 9 (01:40:58):
I got a similar one like that. That's anne.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
It's smaller.

Speaker 9 (01:41:01):
That was a little bit bigger.

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
And it looks legit.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Yeah, this is Yeah, it wasn't at that quality.

Speaker 6 (01:41:06):
Yeah, it looks like it's made out of high quality brass.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
Another incentive item, although it does have a the La
Kings hockey team jersey on him. It is a Cartman
what would you call that? He's kind of a bottle
head bobble head. That's a giant bobblehead.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Yeah, five inch tall.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Yeah, is a huge Cartman big bobble head.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
It's very prominent. It says Cartman Triple zero on the back.
LA Kings branded, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
And then the thing that I think, like, I'm curious.
I think I got this at a swap meat or
an antique store or something. But I thought it was
so cool, and now I'm going to give it away.
And I've had this for probably twenty five years. It
is a bronzed Coca Cola bottle. Oh, that might be

(01:41:50):
worth some money. This might be worse because some crackhead
would love to melt that down for something. Yeah, so
it's it's a bronze coke bottle. But and I don't
I recall it I don't recall but where but Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
This is this just flies in the face of who
I know you to be, Like, Oh, a bronze coke bottle.
That's clutter that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
I want to display, I know, and that's why I'm
going to give it away.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
It is kind of cool that bronze bottle might be
worth twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Bucks possibly really Okay, so the prize package value is
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
Now, the prize package is at thirty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
And by the way, all of it comes inside an
SPCA bag that says a true friend starts with a
wet nose and ends with a tail. And it's a
cooler bag, so it's useful.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
So you put all those items in that bag.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
I had two bags, but I put all the movies
and DVDs in there. Okay, So Sammy, let's go to
a caller. Now we're gonna give all this away. Glorious.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
You can't pick a choose. You gotta take, you gotta
take it all.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
You gotta take ye.

Speaker 6 (01:42:48):
There's tons of texters asking for piecemeal. That's not how
this is going down.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
No, this is all or nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
That's the deal.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
That's the deal.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
Let's go to don online one Don. Hey, Don, great,
Greg Gory, this is Don. How are you.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
I'm good, Don, How are you doing. I'm doing fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
I tried to catch up to you at ex Brewery
and and get to beat you, but I missed it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
But I get to talk to you next time. Don.
Do you own a DVD player? Do you have any
need for DVD? Okay, we're off to a really good start.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
You have playing board game slash DVD games at the
same time.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
I haven't tried that, but I'm sure I can do it.

Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
Do you like the liberty bell.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
And are you Are you in need of a candle
holder that looks like a fishbone? Oh my god, I've
been waiting for that all my life. And the highly
coveted bronze Coca Cola.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
That is kind of awesome.

Speaker 11 (01:43:44):
My god, I'm going to put that on the mantle.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
Good as that's where it belongs to. Don. We have
decided that we're going to ask you an incredibly difficult
oh and the finger.

Speaker 6 (01:43:53):
Puppets so entertaining sexy time with your lady.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
So Don, we're going to ask you one trivia question
for the entire prize package of eighties movies Nineties TV
shows and random board games in so pay close attention.
Don name name two characters on the TV show, Will
and Grace, Will and Grace.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Don your.

Speaker 6 (01:44:25):
Noise, hardcore Willing Grace Man, it's just addicted to me.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Oh my god, that's like your show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
Well done done.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Oh I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Love congratulations Don, and also thank you Don, Thank you
for taking this out of my home on Yeah, and
be on the.

Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
Lookout for a prize package worth north of twenty eight dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
It's got to be at least ship that. Yeah, that's true,
and that's how you play win greg Gory's crap Love Yeah,
and we might play again because I couldn't even access
some of the other stuff. It might be back one
day here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Thank you Gregory, Thank you Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
Look, welcome back to the Woody Show. And we're fresh
off let's face it, the greatest game in radio history
and Gregory's crap. A couple of follow up texts. One
of the things we gave away was a copy of

(01:45:26):
A Single Man on DVD, and this text came through.
I was an extra in that film A Single Man.
I spent two days around Colin Firth and Tom Ford.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
Did you get a sup?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Oh my god, that's so awesome. And then this text
from the eight oh five Greg frosted tips what I
can't Yeah, things changed, But do you remember that product
that it was specifically for women that have like ever
so slight mustache, and it's called Joline, It's called it

(01:45:58):
was called Joelene, and it was a powder and a
paste and then you kind of mix it all together.
And I used to take that and then take my
fingers and just twist it in my hair.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Why how did you even think to do that?

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
So stupid? Great? And then Gina you questioned, why would
I have a bronze coke bottle that just screams clutter? Yeah,
that's a keep in mind. I got my entertainment center
quote unquote from next to a dumpster. That that's what
held my TV for like fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
So this was more of a doorstop. Yeah, Greg, that
thing is I think that's like retired lady. Yeah, yeahacker barrel.

Speaker 6 (01:46:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
But I had a friend whose family was obsessed with
collecting coke memorabilia and they had a whole room dedicated
that kind of they would be all over that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
I think that was my thought process was like, oh,
maybe I'll get into collecting coke stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
Yeah, and then why, well I told you why Mario
wouldn't have given you the time of day.

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
Well, it's the flea market and there was that guy.
His whole booth was just selling old coke products.

Speaker 6 (01:46:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
I do have one other coke product, but that I
kept it because it was filled with junk. It was
like this metal tin with the mega old timey lady
on it, like it looked like she'd be sitting in
a parlor. And it just says, like in the old
font Coca Cola that didn't make the cut, Maybe it'll
make the cut for the next you're still holding Greg
Gory's crap. No, I'll empty it out and we'll give
it away. I love that we got more Woody show

(01:47:20):
coming up in sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 4 (01:47:29):
All right, guys, Well that's going to do it. Not
only for the day before the week. No, I haven't
wanted a weekend so badly quite Sometimes Today was a
good day. Woody's back Monday today. If you catch up
on the podcast, Menace made me feel like I was
high talking about space.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
He does that. I wanted to learn things. It was
trippy you learn stuff though, right.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
Kind of kind of. I just can't wrap my head
around all the like, uh light years and I'm with you, Greg, Yeah,
like the universe is too big and it's it's overwhelming.
D u i Q gave away some of my crap.
Thanks for taking that off my hands. I appreciate it.
That was a little self serving, but whatever. Enjoy your

(01:48:18):
DVD box sets. You can use them as a doorstop. Sure, okay,
So Disney tickets those will continue. Of course. We got
the Woody Show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park.
Reminder that this Sunday, this Sunday noon to too, Gina
and myself, we're going to be at Albertson's Intestine.

Speaker 15 (01:48:36):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
Looking forward to seeing everybody there. Uh So we will
catch you back here on Monday when Woody is back.
Hope you have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:48:45):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
You've been doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Thank you for everything you've done. But that doesn't mean
you get out of doing words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:48:54):
Yes, we need that yeah you do all right.

Speaker 10 (01:48:57):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
It's perfectly fine to talk to yourself, but it's perfectly
sad when you have to repeat yourself because you weren't listening.
Why yeah, now I'm high. We'll catch you back here
Monday on The Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (01:49:10):
By a great Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
You mother,

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