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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm American. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Here.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Today is Thursday. It's March fifth, twenty twenty sixth We
are the Woody Show, a pre Friday rare road. My
name is Whatdy does? Greg Gory Highway? There is Menace
what Gina grad is here? We got Sea Ben, We've
got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, uh see, We've got

(01:10):
Vaughn he's our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. There's
a bort and Menji holding things down. The Woody Show
production department coming up free on the show Today, it's
March Fatness, marsh Fatness rolling on with the round of
fat Chick, skinny chick. Right, yeah, we got that today.
Also some of the trending news headlines. Of course, we'll
get into the entertainment stuff. Birthday's born of Birthday on

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Woody Show. Today is a throwback Thursday. The music you
loved as a teen, obviously, that's the music that you

(01:51):
still love as an adult. Like that's totally your your era, Yes,
your your wheelhouse. And I found that my year because
I've just noticed that every time, Oh yeah, I look
at you know what year that song is from, dude,
nineteen eighty nine seems to be my vintage good year.
Like that specific year I would say, I would say

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mid eighties to very early nineties. That's the I could
see that for you. That's the window where the most
my most loved music like hip hop, love that stuff,
the pop stuff, the hip hop's all of all. I
could see that, all of it. But this is what
research found. They found the most important period for men
informing their adult musical tastes are the ages thirteen to sixteen. Yeah,

(02:36):
that puts it right in nineteen eighty nine. For women,
on average, their favorite songs came out when they were thirteen. Yeah,
I'm thinking about like all this stuff that my daughter's
really because she's thirteen, Like she's going to be, you know,
pushing fifty nostall just in the same way that my
wifle make these kids so uncomfortable. We want to do
we want to do an event, like what do you

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show event where it's like your mom's club night. So
we have a friend, djj A Spinosa, and he does
these from time to time, and his playlist is perfect.
It's all the stuff. So like, you know women my
wife's age or you know Gina's age, who we now
have teenagers, Like this is the stuff that your mom
was dropping her her butt too, yeah, throwing it back.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Jes's club nights are widely popular.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Crazy and so my wife. I told my wife that
I was thinking about it. We should do one of
these events, goes, oh hell, yes, she's already started drafting.
She's already started drafting a playlist.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
You know, yes, I trust that completely, Like thinking about
like en Vogue and stuff that's perfect like nineteen ninety
one ninety two, that's my era.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
But see that's not the your mom's club night stuff
that she's talking about. She's talking about like tutsie roll Yeah, okay,
the like the yeah she wants to shagar ass drop it.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
So Jay and I used to work at a station together,
and we would have events called for women only and
it was only women in the club for a certain
amount of hours, and we would have like artists them by,
like genuine and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Hell yeah, loved it, dude.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Yeah that's how Look, I got assaulted many times when
I was just like because I was working the event.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh okay, there is the only one there.

Speaker 9 (04:10):
There was one song that will forever remind me of
Woody's wife, apple bottom jeans and the boots with.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
But also that would that would qualify for her.

Speaker 9 (04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
But at the women only event at midnight, they let
all the guys in. I know, they're all like horned
up and there's already been having drinks for hours.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Smart they're liquored up and loose. Yeah. Yeah. Nineteen eighty
nine from the Billboard Top one hundred Songs, My Progative
Bobby Brown, Every Rose Has Its Thorns Paul Abdul straight Up. Oh,
interesting story about straight Up. So I just heard this.
So straight Up was a song. I guess her mom
was involved in music somehow, and so somebody had sent
over the songwriter sent over a demo and I guess

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it was like off. It was like out of out
of pitch or something like that. And and so she
threw it in the garbage. She goes, oh my god.
Her mom called her laughing about, uh, you know this
song that got sent over and it was awful. She
I just threw it in the garbage. Paula came over,
took it out of the garbage, listen to it. She
she goes, I don't know what it was about the song.
I just heard something in it. And so she called
her record label and she begged them to let her

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do that song. Oh my god, and that song was
straight up that right and so and that was the
song that made her. That was a song that put
her on the map. So she pulled it out of
the garbage. She convinced the record label to like let
her record it. They only gave her a budget of
three thousand dollars to record that song. So she went
over to this guy's apartment. He had like this like

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kind of like motel type style apartment. Went in there.
He had had a microphone set up in the shower
stall where he had the microphone hanging down from like
the shower head with by rubber bands and stuff. And
she went in there and she laid down that vocal
that you hear was recorded there, this crappy shower thing
that she yeah and uh, and that song ended up

(05:59):
becoming right.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Yeah, Morgan, please tell me you know this song.

Speaker 10 (06:02):
Don't ask me that.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh my god, this whole time, I'm just shaking my head.

Speaker 10 (06:06):
Oh yeah, that's crazy. I don't know what you're talking.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Maybe if I heard it, well, he looks it up.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Have you heard that song ray whereas my husband really
the new one?

Speaker 11 (06:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yeah, she similar stories. She recorded that. She really said
some footage of her like at an Airbnb recording that
on a couch, like I love like your sheets set
up everywhere in like blankets, you know.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
Oh yeah I heard this.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah this song, dude, I thought this was like a
theme song for a theme song, like the Whole House
was a lot.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
Of course, I know that.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't know the words song.

Speaker 12 (06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
She had a lot of big hits. Man track, cold Hearted, Rush, Rush,
Forever Your Girl, those were those were all big songs. Dude.
Rush Rush is another one. Man, that's that's like, uh yeah,
that's that's how I want to put you right in
the right in the field. Yeah, this one makes your horn. Yeah,

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when you want to slow it down for your mom's club,
now you know what I mean? Yeah, just like smash
rotting this couple because you're all sweaty, you're kiss that
puts my soul in. You know, the word is almon.

Speaker 10 (07:35):
Here's the story, and the story goes.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You get love, you get enough and more than Haim.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
You don't know the worst.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna hide.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
I'm gonna take.

Speaker 13 (07:55):
Oh my hot, all the joy.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
That's all.

Speaker 10 (08:02):
I is my.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Year, Dutch, my year. That is ye all right. I
don't know how many listeners we got left, but a
banging right now, that's right, that's right, making more. Big
Woody Show is back. Today is a Sinco de Marcho, guys, Yeah,
March March fifth. But it's it's listed as you know,

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one of these holidays, sincode March. I don't know what
this is. Disassociative Identity Disorder Awareness Day. What is what
is disassociative identity disorder?

Speaker 8 (08:40):
That's split personalities they used to call it. Hold on,
let me get my altar.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh yeah, that makes sense because the very next one
on the list is multiple personality.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
There you go, that's what that is.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Am I a dick for kind of not believing that?
And when I say kind of, I mean not at all.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
I don't say that.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
It's because and all the you know, classes and stuff
I've taken, like when I was finishing my degree. The
thinking now is it's a lot of people don't believe
it's a real thing.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
As time has gone on, I have become less tolerant
of crazy, you know what I mean, just in general,
like uh like, and I realized that real mental disorders
are a thing. Absolutely ain't nobody got time for that.
I just I just don't walk away. It's you know,
yeah where it's just like you know, crazy people that

(09:33):
like God but go away.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
The idea of something so insane that like you like,
put it in this little box in your brain and
it comes out at random times is fascinating to me.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Say, people do that with trauma, but real trauma, not
like the.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Talk about Yeah, today's name tag day. Sure, it's National
cheese doodle Day. Now, what's the difference between cheese doodles
cheese puffs.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Cheese are cheese doodles, right, Like, that's like the generic version.

Speaker 14 (10:01):
Cheese are like the thicker ones that kind of curl.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, those are puffs.

Speaker 10 (10:06):
Puffs is just round, It's just a circle.

Speaker 15 (10:09):
Balls, yeah, Lane, A cheese ball is like the giant thing?

Speaker 14 (10:13):
Is it crackers into.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
A cheeseball is spiracle shaped? Puff?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Have you seen cheeseballs? Planters ms to cover the canister?
And they really were just like little puffs like.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Aig, a big plastic jug. Of the balls or cheese.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Are the big ones. Hold on, let's let's ask what
knows everything? Let's ask ai.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
I don't need it.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
What's the difference between a cheese doodle and a cheese puff?

Speaker 16 (10:39):
A cheese doodle and a cheese puff are basically two
sides of the same cheesy coin. Both are crunchy airy
snacks covered in cheese powder, but the difference often comes
down to branding and shake. Cheese doodle is often associated
with certain brands, like the classic wys or Uts varieties,
and they tend to be long and slender. On the
other that's what I feel welcome if you ever.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Want to talk one. On the other hand, cheese puff
is more gentle. See. Oh yeah, so cheese cheese doodle
those are like cheetos. Yeah, they're the crunchier the thinner,
crunchier ones. Cheese puffs are the.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Puffer ones, the ones that look like packing peanuts.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yes, but orange and which do you? Guys prefer the
puffier ones really, but like tell you what they say
sell at our grocery store. You can get that. I mean,
like it looks like something you can sell Costco. A
big giant plastic tub of cheese balls. Yes, yeah, damns
is good.

Speaker 17 (11:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Like it's a National potty Dance Day. It's a potty
dance and it's a National abstinence Day.

Speaker 9 (11:44):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, here's menace.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
I gotta this day in history.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
It was today in nineteen sixty, Elvis Presley officially ended
his two year hitch in the US Army. Yeah. I
don't understand a people of a certain age, I do understand. Yeah,
I don't think anybody over the age of anybody over
the age of fifty, I don't get.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Has a true passion for Elvis.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Correct. Yeah, I think it's one of those things like
beatles or certain things you just say. But like to me,
Elvis just seems so goofy and cringing because I immediately
so I immediately associate to Elvis impersonators, punk stupid get

(12:31):
up the dumb hair. Now the actual Elvis, I understand,
Like he's not the he's not the clichue of the personators.
But yeah, there's there's something so cheeseball about Elvis.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
I mean I put them in the same category as
Michael Jackson. You know, they're both awareness and their life
and things like that. Like I don't call myself a
super fan, but for some reason, I've been exposed to
a lot of information about Elvis my life, through my
entire life.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So it's like the real situation with Elvis.

Speaker 18 (13:00):
Yeah, relationship with Nixon and the time that he's spent
in Vegas, his manager that wouldn't let him leave the
country because the manager wasn't actually who he said he was,
so like took advantage of him.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Understand his influence. Yeah, all that stuff and that I'm
glad you brought Michael Jackson. That actually makes sense. Like
so of my generation, the under fifty crowd, Michael Jackson
would be kind of like the Elvis. Like the way
we look at Michael Jackson. Yeah whatever, that's what Elvis
was to, you know, people like my mom's age, you know,

(13:33):
so that I get when they have the plates and
you know they think all that stuff's really cute. I see, like, God,
that's so dumb. Yeah, I kind of see it the
same way that you see like insane clown posse, like
just damn goofy, dumb, cheesy. Yeah, yeah, died on the toilet.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
I'm not an Elvis fan, but I've always wanted to
go to Graceland.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
I think what you're exposed to is mostly just the
fandom of Elvis, not the actual.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Maybe, but again, we're in Vegas and there's the Elvis impersonators,
like that something is so dumb. That's the laugh of superiority. Menas,
I forget. Are you the Benny Blanco apologist? Yeah? I

(14:21):
like Benny.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
I think he's really talented, he's really funny.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
He was suck on his toes.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
There.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
It has been a week plus long story about his feet.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'm surprised. I'm kind of surprised that Menace hadn't brought
this up. I mean I just heard about it. So
last week. He's got a podcast it's called Friends Keep
Secrets and he does this with his buddy Dave Dave
bird Ak Little Dicky, remember Little.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Yeah, Yeah, he was on a Little Dicky show, and he.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Was little Dickey's wife Kristen. So they do this this podcast,
and Benny was showing off his dirty ass feet gleefully
cut the cheese so he farted, which all the Selena
Gomez fans begging her to divorce. Yeah, and so not
only is that not happening, she responded by kissing one
of Benny's nasty feet. She kissed his toes and then

(15:12):
nuzzled her head against his foot.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
Yeah, there's such an odd couple.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Goods.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yes, and just looked in general it seems legit.

Speaker 10 (15:23):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 8 (15:25):
Yeah, God bless those crazy kids.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah. Uh Candace Cameron Burray Now Candace Cameron. I had
a big crush on back in the day when I
was a little kid watching uh watching, Yeah Tanner, she
was foined Donna Joe Ye get her team.

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Beat dude, Yeah I did not.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Anyway, she gets weirded out during sex if she thinks
about God watching her.

Speaker 14 (15:48):
Oh yeah, why would you think about that?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
You only think about that on Christmas. That's why Greg
want to have sex on Chris parents.

Speaker 9 (15:56):
And I did break that rule last last time.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
Oh, good for you.

Speaker 10 (15:59):
That's because Jesus is watching on that day.

Speaker 9 (16:01):
I don't know it. She just feels like to like,
I'm not even religious, but it just feels like a
day that you shouldn't be focused on.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
We're talking about it. You know they have a hard
time doing if they are pets in the room.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Yeah, yeah, character like so she's super in the church,
but you know her brother maybe all the yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Kirk Cameron, Yeah, I don't know church, yes.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Because he dropped all those church movies.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (16:27):
And Cannice Cameron's son is also a pastor.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh there you go. She's got a son old enough
to be a pastor. Yeah. Really, she had.

Speaker 14 (16:34):
Her first baby, I think when she was like twenty one.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Really. Yeah, A Game of Thrones theatrical movie is in
the works.

Speaker 10 (16:42):
Yeah, Morgan be excited to not see it.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm the same, well all things, it's not Game of
Thrones specific, it's just all stuff that looks like that,
like that that era that whatever. Yeah, Dagon say, like yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:55):
Right, to be fair, I've never seen one frame of it,
but I know that I would hate it.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I thought I would hate it.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
I ended up watching the whole series.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Guarantee you okay, now, trying to tell me the other
day that I would like that. I don't like it.
Just really, Gene Siston does know me.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
You have watched it? Can I make this argument that
that kind of stuff like did you ever watch the
Tutors or things like that. I make the argument that
all that kind of stuff is just like a secret
underline so they can show all these sex scenes.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
The.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Watch core porn and talk about the bandwagon. I would
consider myself a bandwagoner because people were talking about it
so much, and all kinds of people that I'd never expect.
I was like, I got to see.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
What this is.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Yeah, it's just for the sex scenes.

Speaker 10 (17:40):
Isn't it.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
There's a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, people it. Billy Idol says that smoking crack helped
them give a pairline. So it's smoking crack that bad.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Apparently it's the diet heroin.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
And then Nicole Kidman says that she can perform an
author topsy. Really she worked with a real life medical examiner.
She was prepping for this role in this show called
Scarpetta that's coming out. She says, quote, I can remove
all the organs, I can name them all. I can
remove the lungs and the liver and the gall bladder,
and the intestines.

Speaker 10 (18:16):
Okay, I like it.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
Yeah, let's improve it.

Speaker 9 (18:19):
That's like I Don'm fascinating to me.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I don't think I would mind watching something like that,
because it'd be I see how it's done, but I
don't think I could do it.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
She had to like Apprentice, just.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know, like where you would have to take the
scalp on the cut into I think you could do it.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
I don't think you don't have to like it, but
you could get through.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
It tolerance for gross you do. Yeah, I could watch it.
I could be right there watching somebody else do it.
I mean I'd be just as closed as I would
if I was standing there doing it myself. And I'm
saying that it's the actual.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
And you had to reach in and take the organs out.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (18:51):
It's so funny because it skipped a generation, at least
two generations in my bloodline, because my grandfather was a
pathologist and did all this stuff with livers and kidneys,
and I obviously say he would literally be cutting a
cadaver and holding his sandwich like eating lunch.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, like it was no big, no no. And then
one more thing before we get to the birthday is Christian,
I would say John Christian Love. He played Ernesto on
Better Call Saul, and he is now an Amazon delivery driver. Okay,
so he posted online saying, quote, just want y'all to
know that as the actor who brought you the character
Ernesto or some people called him Ernie and Better Call Saul,

(19:26):
that I am too out here delivering with you.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Damn.

Speaker 11 (19:29):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
He's not given up on acting. He said, things are
just slow right now, and that Better Call Sauw wasn't
the big career break that he was hoping it would be.
But hey man, he's doing what you got to do,
you know, and there's hope. Remember who was Jeffrey Owens
from The Cosby Show? Oh yeah he was. Remember they
spotted him this is like years ago. They spotted him
working at Trader Joe's. Yeah, and that led to a

(19:51):
bit of a career resurgence for him. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:53):
But I don't know if as many people are familiar
with the guy who played Ernesto, even though he was
a great character.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I was an insistent but maybe enough where it gets
the entering to somebody. And he's probably one of those
guys that nobody thinks about until you tell them. Oh yeah,
I remember, Oh yeah, yeah, okay, what you are correct?

Speaker 12 (20:08):
He has been upgraded from Trader Joe's to now a
host at a New York City restaurant.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh Jeffery, well he got some gigs off.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
He dead at the time.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
What's his name, you know, the who does all the
media Tyler?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Tyler, Tyler. I think he talking to a Yeah that's
pretty chos Yeah. All right, we'll talk of your birthdays
and your porn a birthday show, go show this say
we're gonna shiver, we're gonna site.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
And you know you don't do And.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
We'll start with the celebrity is Kevin Connolly, who was
Eric on Entourage. Also So Lucky when he was growing
up and he was a teenager and stuff, his best
friend was Sole Moonfry.

Speaker 19 (20:53):
Yeah, okay, how about that for a throwback Thursday.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Kevin Connolly is fifty two Lloyd Anakin Skywalker in The
Phantom Menace. I don't think he did anything after that now,
think so like that kid was in Willy Wonka.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
Oh, Charlie Buckett, Charlie Bucker and the.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Gene Wilder that it's the only movie.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
He ever does and the Kid from the Flight of
the Navigator.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh yeah, there's guys who did like One Run. Yeah,
thirty seven years old today. Michael Irvin, the Hall of
Fame Wide Receiver from the Cowboys is sixty. Madison Beer Yeah, yeah,
she's twenty seven years old today. John Fraschante from Well
former Guitars for the Red Hot Chili Bebbers is fifty six.

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Eva Mendez from Hitch Training Day, Missus Ryan Gosling, Ryan Goslin,
she's fifty two. Penn Gelette, he's cool. I like Penjolette
was awesome. He's hell its tall man. He was like,
he's tall enough for you. Morgan, he's like six, he's
with him. Penn Teller, he's the one that talks. Yeah,
and he's the other guy who lost. He lost a
ton of weight he did. He's tall and very old. Yeah,

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seventy Your dream Man seventy one today. Oh nice. And
Marsha Warfield. She played Roz the bailiff on the Original
Night Court. She is seventy two. Your porn of birthday
today is Sylvia Sage and today's birthday Milf. She has
seen more meat than a server at Fogo de Chao.
Just leave the Green Side Green You know, four hundred

(22:22):
and fifty fine films, including The Mother of the Bride
is a Horny foot Slut. She was in Parent Teacher
Tag Team Volume one, also Interracial Rod Ride. She was
fantastic in The Good, the Bad and the Bisexual. What
about her movie over thirty and Extra Horny Volume three?

(22:44):
And then and then Greg who could forget her unforgettab
role and my stepmom found my jiz rag. Yeah, so
much to look forward to. That is Sylvia Sage, who's
forty two years old today, and at your port of birthday,

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your celebrity birthday is and a Thursday look of some
of the things happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
Show another new hour.

Speaker 13 (23:15):
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Speaker 8 (23:38):
Yeah, legendary Notre Dame head football coach Lou Holtz passed
away yesterday at eighty nine years old. He was the
football Hall of Famer that led the Fighting Irish from
nineteen eighty six to ninety six to our legendary man. Yeah,
the best ten year stretch in school history.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Well, I think if you're like a gen xer man,
like that guy, I don't know's you know those dudes
you always knew yep, exactly.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
Well, he won one hundred games in his ten years there.
He helped wide receiver Tim Brown win the Heisman in
nineteen eighty seven, and he won the national championship in
nineteen eighty eight. So yeah, what, you're definitely onto something.
He left the school in ninety six and coached at
South Carolina for a few years before retiring from coaching
in two thousand and four, and after.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
That coached the Jets for like a minute, like a
hot minute, Tyler Sandy question.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
After that, he went to ESPN, where he just was
the key part of college football coverage until he really
retired in twenty fifteen. And Notre Dame released a statement
on Holtz saying he'll be remembered for his enduring values
of faith, family service, and an unwavering belief in the
potential of others. That's a quote on your deathbed. That's amazing.

(24:41):
With the attack against Iran continuing, the Senate held another
vote last night to try to limit the president's war powers,
but it didn't work. The resolution didn't pass. As for
the actual fighting, the attacks are expected to ramp up
in the next few days and the plan is, according
to officials, to take a part and defang Iran's terroristic regime.
For their part, Iran says that quote, the US will

(25:02):
come to bitterly regret the precedent it has set. And
as rich on Tech was telling us earlier this week,
Apple made some announcements at their hands on media event
that lots of stuff that actually came true. The iPhone
seventeen E that's the budget friendly one, that's going to
be the that's the you know, the budget friendly version

(25:23):
of the iPhone seventeen. It's two hundred bucks cheaper, but
it comes with an updated camera, faster cellular speeds, and
the same A nineteen chip that's used in the normal
iPhone that'll be in store next week on Greg's birthday.
New phone.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
I'm glad it has that chip.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
How much do you care about that. They also introduced
a new iPad Air, a new MacBook Pro and MacBook Air.
There's a new MacBook Neo and some new computer monitors,
which seem to have people pretty stoked. It's not that cheap, though.
The base level monitor starts at sixteen hundred, and the
most expensive is monitor three hundred.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
That's not the computer itself, as just the monitor monitor.
Their monitors have always been like two grand or more. Yeah, yeah,
there's really what do they do? What do they do
that's so great? They look like you can put your
hand inside of it and like pull out a piece
of paper. It's insane, but I still want to spend
two grand on it. I've been go to Costco. I
see like one hundred in four dollars.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
I think, yeah, I think the two hundred.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
I'm not sorry. The six hundred dollars MacBook. That's the
thing that everyone's got.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
Yep, my MacBook's like ten years old. It's ready to
trade in.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I've seen a couple of people recently that have really
old iPhones that look to be almost as the older
iPhones look to be. The size comparatively to the new ones,
the size of a credit card. You know, there's little time. Yeah,
how does that phone still work? I mean I had
the sixteen and it started to get slow and weird
and glitchy. Meanwhile, you have something from like two thousand

(26:55):
and nine. Yeah it's still functional.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
You got to charge it every four minute?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, Like how are you? I'm questioning how do you
still use it? I get why people like it. It's small,
and they go, oh it fits in my purser. Yeah,
it's my pocket easier or whatever, but how is it
still working and functioning? With every time he update a
new app, it's taking more and more resources, so it's
going to slow it even more, And like, how's that
still working?

Speaker 7 (27:18):
I guarantee it's probably people that just don't use the
phones as much as we do and they just don't care.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I mean, I'm not doing crazy. You're doing more so
like like video editing and I'm not doing that. Yeah,
you're right, it's sending means.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah, they Oh my god, I have like eighty thousand videos.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Well.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Back in October of twenty twenty four, this guy in
Arkansas named Aaron Spencer. He was arrested for killing this
dude who had taken Aaron's daughter from their home. And
tried to sexually assault her. The guy had already had
a bunch of sexual offenses on his record. He was
out on bail when it happened. So Dad is currently
a waiting trial. But while he waits, he's been campaigning

(27:57):
to become the new county sheriff, and he's one the
primary vote.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'd vote for that guy, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Would you vote for that dude?

Speaker 9 (28:07):
I think I would.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think I would.

Speaker 9 (28:09):
To be honest, yes, it is. It would also kind
of be a wasted vote. The dude's going to end
up in prison.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Maybe want to do both, maybe maybe out well.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
In a speech after he was declared the nominee, he said,
it's not about him. It's about every parent, neighbor, and
family who deserves to feel safe in their homes and
in their community. He says he refuses to stand by
while the justice system fails his daughter and other people.
So the election is in November, but if he ends
up getting convicted of murder before that, he obviously won't
be able to serve a share.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Here my argument on yes, So the guy that took
his daughter to sexually assault her, This guy had committed
many crimes and was out on bail. Yep, right, because
he's he's a psycho like predator. This guy simply responded
to his daughter being assaulted. That's what he did. He's

(29:02):
a hero. So he gets like there's a chance that
he can get locked up and like, like the other guy,
the other guy should have been in So if this
guy could still be out there doing his thing, why
can't dude running for sheriff be out there doing his
sheriff thing? Question? I agree, because all he did was
respond to a situation. In other words, like, it's not

(29:24):
like the public at large is it danger. This guy
was very targeted with who he was going after, and
I think everybody would understand that's his daughter.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
Yeah, I agree a billion percent. But the people will
make the argument that you can't have vigilal anty justice.
I think we can't.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
Think the country seems to go pretty well.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I've seen the movies. Yeah, very much on board.

Speaker 9 (29:50):
Well, there's a famous case of that guy whose son
was abducted and sexually assaulted and then he was he
knew he was flying in when they extra guided him
and he pretended to be on a phone and as
the guy walked by with the cops in handcuffs, he
whips around and shot him and killed him. And I think, wait,
hold on which guy is this the father of the son?

Speaker 17 (30:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, he was fine. He never went to jail.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
Oh he didn't.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, it was at David, right, David, I think, so
never never went to jail.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
This is back in the day of payphone. So we
pretended to be on the payphone, right, and.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Then never with the guy want never went or Gary,
Gary or David or something, and never never went to jail.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
Okay, well, then maybe this guy will be good. Yeah,
he'll be suareff.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
We will define yourself.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Yeah, we'll follow up on that. Well, here's the story.
I didn't know what's having any problems. Target has been
in some big controversies in recent years, and their business
has been in a little slump. Sales numbers are not great,
but they're doing what they can to turn it around.
The new CEO has been in his role for a month,
and he says the company plans to spend billions to
fix their image. He added that he's trying to refresh

(30:52):
Target stores and is also trying to regain the trust
of customers. I didn't know this was that big of
a deal.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
Oh is it all the gay pride stuff that and
then equal opportunity stuff and uh, just getting involved in
a lot of political stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Okay, but why is target always packed? That's the question.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
I didn't know there was a problem.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
It doesn't seem like they're struggling. No, it doesn't. You know,
I'm not there as much as say my wife is.
But my wife is always there.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
She's boots on the ground.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
And anytime I'm even in that little shopping plaza where
the target is mobbed.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Park, it will be packed in, just like malls, some
massily packed and some won't. And definitely been to some
targets where you think like this should be full of.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
People in this line.

Speaker 8 (31:38):
Well, if anyone knows where a dead target is, please
tell me. I'll go to that one.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I'll give you the list of So, the guy's name
is Gary, the dad's name was Gary, nineteen eighty four,
and the guy who he shot was this guy who
was a karate instructor who had kidnapped He had traveled
with the kid kidnapped Gary's eleven year old son, took
him to a motel and sexually abused him over several days. Yeah,

(32:01):
and so as the law enforcement people were escorting him
through the Baton Rouge airport. Gary waiting in disguise, shot
him in the head, point blank range. And it was
all on television, which is which is that's the video
that's all over you see it while up and stuff. Yeah,
so Gary maintained that he was in the right and

(32:21):
that any parent in a similar situation would have done
the same thing. And yeah, Gary passed away, by the way,
in twenty fourteen. It's sixty eight years old.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Yeah, am I in the minority. I don't get the
love affair with Target, Like you can't get good deals.
Why do people think it's a.

Speaker 8 (32:38):
Good I agree, definitely not a bargain story, that's for sure.

Speaker 10 (32:40):
I haven't been there in probably a year.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
I don't get it.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
I mean they have some good clothes, you know. I'll
go grab some T shirt, which just can be Yeah,
they have everything.

Speaker 14 (32:48):
You can get good deals on some stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Sorry, one more thing. Gary pled no contest to manslaughter
and received the suspended sentence of seven years in personal right.
Gary so never jail, So awesome Arkansas Sheriff guy yet
coming at you.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Rules like no contests like those Alfred Pleas basically means like,
I'm not saying I did it. I'm saying you've got
a lot of evidence and it would be hard for
me to argue with and you got a video exactly.
So heads up for some Trader Joe's shoppers talk about
another beloved store. Trader Joe's has recalled four Asian food
products due to potential contamination with glass. The affected products

(33:24):
are vegetable fried rice, chicken fried rice, chicken SHUMEI, which
I love, and Japanese style fried rice. The recall, yeah,
related to a previous recall that affected fried rice sold
at Costco.

Speaker 17 (33:34):
Oh No.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Customers are advised not to use the recalled products and
can return them at any Trader Joe's for a refund.
With questions about the recall, can either stop into the
store or contact customer relations.

Speaker 9 (33:48):
I just came up with the greatest idea. When they
have these food recalls, they should have a little like
release form and instead of throwing them away, they say
you can have them all for free. Just sign here.
I'll take that chance with the chicken shoe mine with
a yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Everybody knows when you buy the orange chicken greg, you
have to either buy the vegetable or the chicken fried.

Speaker 9 (34:08):
Rice to go right, restaurant style food in your own kitchen.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Not Greg. When you get the Trader Joe's manner an
orange chicken, what do you do special to make it
more quote restaurants.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
Make it restaurant. So in the sauce, which I do
the old way, in an actual saucepan, don't just microwave.
And then you chop up garlic to put it in
the sauce, and I do add it's kind of redundant,
a tiny bit of honey, oh you do, yeah, and
some hot pepper flakes. And then when the chicken comes out,
put the sauce on it, and then very important, sprinkle

(34:40):
some sesame seeds and maybe if you choose a little
green onion.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Oh that is so fair.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
You would think you bought it at a restaurant.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
God, for like seven bucks, So good old Greg.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
You put the chicken in the oven or oh yeah,
the oven, that's great too, it's.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Not I do like a a walk or like a
you know, like and then I put just a little
tiny bit of oil on the bottom of the pan,
because it's one of the recommendations on the bag. And
then and then I get the all night and I
put the chicken in there because it makes it super crispy.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't think my ignorance here, you
could do that from frozen.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Really, it's already cooked.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
It's cooked.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, it's custy. Yeah, so you're you're just basically just crisping. Yeah, dude,
it's so good.

Speaker 9 (35:30):
I think I have.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Now pro tip. I I do have these uh splatter
guards that you put over top of the yeah, to
keep the stuff from going all over the kitchen.

Speaker 9 (35:40):
Have you ever not cooked something just because you didn't
want to make a mess.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Every year, my wife will spend this time like making
this nice dinner and everything else, and then she goes
to serve it. I go, I put the regular plates
away and I grabbed the paper plates. I'm like, even
I don't even want to mess. I was like, I
don't even want to mess with the the plate like whatever.

Speaker 9 (35:58):
It's just does like all AI recipe that avoids the
stove because I don't want to get grease all over
you know, like, how can I do this but in
the oven?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
But why is it that you always end up making
the biggest messiest meal right after the kitchen was cleaned.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
Every time you're excited to use it.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, I'm saying, but you can go days where you're
making basic stuff and there's no real mess. But it's
like right after you just clean.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
And somebody's got to make a souper flow and.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Everything's nice and nice and clean and warterly. And then
that's see.

Speaker 9 (36:27):
If I had fu money, I would have one of
those back kitchens, like the kitchen that you actually use,
and then you have.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Like your show, the Butlers Kitchen, the.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
Cool Well, let's talk about faster food. Finally. The nice
people over at Chick fil A they're reversing course and
quietly admitting they made a mistake back in twenty twenty
four when they added pea starch to their waffle fries.
The goal was to make the fries stay crispier for longer.
But customers, did you remember them?

Speaker 9 (36:58):
You love those fries? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I think because they were because everybody knows when you
get fries unless you eat them right then and there
by the time you get them home, they're weak, well,
especially them waffle fries. And then Chick fil A did
this and I thought they were I thought they were better.
I thought, well, I thought they were crispier and they
tasted the same to me, But I saw a lot
of people that were complaining same. They could taste the difference.

(37:20):
Maybe that's a mental thing, kind of like I have
with certain things. Like I don't know, because they made
a big deal of it, I don't remember all the
new and improved fries to say crispier longer.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
They said it's peace starch. They said it's not appetizing.
Well now they're back doing it the old way, so
they didn't put out a statement this time changed it. Yeah,
so customers noticed something was different, and now they're saying, well,
now I can tell because it's soggy, so you can't win.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Make them more restauranteach.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
I love being that fat that you can analyze the fry.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, I was like, oh wow, they actually show up
their crispier's. I think if they would have went to
the pea starch the to make them chrispy and just
didn't say anything about it, nobody would have noticed. And
like what you just said, like nobody, Like they're quietly
going back to the old ones. And the only reason
that people, you know, because somebody went on their website
and saw that the peace Starter is no longer in

(38:15):
the ingredients site. It's you're reading the breakdown. I'd make
the opposite argument. I don't think it's because you're so fat.
Why would you. You don't care about the ingredients. You
don't care about the schools are reading the nutrition label.
It's the people who do care about that garment and whatever.
It's like, everybody stop the world ruining it. Form doesn't

(38:38):
go there.

Speaker 8 (38:39):
That's what's going on, all right.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
More Woody shows next year in the minute. A lot
of ways to be a part of things, calling in
texting and social medium at the Woody Show. You can
send us an email email at the woodieshow dot com.
This is a crazy Howdy wood He show. I'll just

(39:04):
talk about unpopular opinions. Has made me want to share
my most recent one with y'all. It's probably gonna ruffle
some feathers, but that's why it's unpopular. I guess, yeah, exactly.
I am no longer impressed with people finishing a half
or full marathon unless it's really fast or you overcame
some sort of handicap to do it. I believe that

(39:27):
anyone who can comfortably walk can do this with little
or no training will suck.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Will you walk a lot and take a ton of breaks, absolutely,
But can you physically do it? Yeah, I'm not talking
about the mental part of it either, only you can
make you do whatever. But physically anybody can do it.
Before you jump on me about this, my primary example
is my boy Menace.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 10 (39:50):
He walked for.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Miles on somewhat of a whim with zero prep. As
far as any of us know, I know you'll wonder
if I myself have on this, and yes I have,
both in an official race context and also just for funsies.
So fun anyway, that's my take, love y'all, and please
don't host an event. Oh and please host an event

(40:12):
here in Austin so I could see your beautiful faces.
That's that's from Harvey. Oh and this is ps Menace.
I just attended a NASCAR race for the first time
last weekend, and you absolutely have to experience it.

Speaker 9 (40:24):
One day.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I was blown away.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
I have gone to a NASCAR race, but not like
a full blown, like huge one like Daytona or anything
like that. And man, I mean I go to f one,
but dude, NASCAR is so loud. It rattles your whole body.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
It's insane.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Yeah, yeah, crowd seems like Jordan is killing it right
now too, Michael Jordan.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I heard of him.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
I didn't know how to give out the full name. Well,
I didn't know what you're talking about, Jordan. Well, when
you just say it like that in the context of
NASCAR's like, I thought it was just some driver, okay, yeah,
and then once you said that, I'm like, oh, yeah,
he does.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
I knew that he had a tame and I wasn't.
I wasn't connecting that right scream yeah yeah yeah. But
the morning.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
It was one like the past three races, I believe.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
I disagree though, because if you walk a certain distance,
anybody can do that quote unquote, but running it, that's
a world of difference.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It does suck, right, Like I ran this one.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Race just for quote fun with a group of friends
and it was seven miles I believe. And the next
day I got out of bed, this is with no
running training, got out of bed to stand up and
fell on the floor and it was it affected me
like crazy.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Well, I think the point is, like it's just about
because when they had the sticker on the car or
the you know you got the whatever that you got
the metal. Nobody knows if you walked around, like what
percentage of it? Only you will really know, Like how
much did you really walk? How much did you really run? Three? Yeah?
I ran the marathon? Well did you? You could have

(41:59):
walked the whole thing, just told everybody.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
That you ran.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
Yeah, but wouldn't it.

Speaker 15 (42:02):
I don't know enough about marathons, but they'd be packed
up if you took a long time, right.

Speaker 8 (42:05):
Funny thing I do like I do like when the
news comes back for the last people to cross at
like ten o'clock at night, I think that's greair.

Speaker 14 (42:13):
So it's still there, the finish line is still set up.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
Okay, well there's still people running quote.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
Unquote for a month.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Would I give like props to anybody just to even
walk twenty six miles? It's not fun in medicine, he
did it forty one yeah, forty one mile, forty one
miles officially, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
No breaks, no breaks, I'll guess. Yeah, Morgan, you had
some questions from the people. Morgan goes to the emails
and stuff like that, and she collects these these questions
that people hit us up with yeah, or.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Sometimes text will slip through you guys won't catch So
we have a list of them here. Okay, we'll start
with one for the group from the five four zero.
When you guys talk outside of work, like in your phones,
do you call each other by your real names? Or
do you say like Woody menace? And then he also
wants to know, like how are people saved in your phone?
Like is it saved as Woody?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, that's I've always called menace menace. I mean, I
know his name is Jason, Yeah, like you know, yeah, right,
you know what I mean. Yeah, It's just but he
would answer the both the same way I answered Woody Jeff.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
You know.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
Yeah, it's weird, Like when I'm think twice about it,
when I'm talking to your wife, I try to say Jeff,
but it doesn't come out of my mouth easily.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
It's the only person that I feel calls hi Jeff.

Speaker 9 (43:28):
Is as well.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
Yeah, so I'm trying to like and if.

Speaker 9 (43:30):
I say it, I think it's like borderline creepy. I know,
me too, creepy, Like I don't even refer to you
as Jeff.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Yeah, the kid calls your uncle Woody, not uncle Jeff.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah right, and I say medis. But you know, it's
not even a conscious thought. I don't even think twice
about that. So I think it's just how you know
people and from where you know them. So in radio,
when you know them from work, it's whatever people typically
address them by, like whatever they're using on the air.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
Would you think it was weird if we all of
a sudden like Jeff, We don't think it wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
It wouldn't even Yeah, it wouldn't stand out as weird
to me. Yeah, it wouldn't. It wouldn't stand out.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
I would think it would be condescending.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
No, some people, some people try to be that way.
They think they got you, and it's like it's not
a secret. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've talked about. It's not
like I or you know, Menace over here tries to
keep it a secret. It's just these are what He's
a dumb name. I got stuck with forever ago, when
I was very early in my career and I had
no choice. The guy didn't like the name Jeff on

(44:30):
the air, so it wouldn't stand out, it wouldn't be memorable,
and so I got stuck with the nickname Woody from
a movie trailer Wesley snipes Woody Harrelson is called money Train.
It was coming out that week, So that's how I
ended up with. There's no big story, there's no big whatever.
It's not like I'm trying to like hide from what
I'm not. So I don't think you know it's it's
not a it's not a gotcha thing when you go

(44:51):
how's it going, Jeff neat because they're saying it away
like I know who you are. It's like it's not
a secret.

Speaker 8 (44:58):
Although the other way around, when you're like gets drunk,
she's like, okay.

Speaker 11 (45:02):
What she's mad.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
It's like how your mom would use your full name
your government ame. Yeah, yeah, your goverment name.

Speaker 9 (45:10):
Now we should point out to this person we call
Sammy Sammy because we're not allowed to call her.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Beginning. Every once in a while, if I am trying
to get to her about something, I will say, Sam.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
She didn't improve it.

Speaker 15 (45:25):
No, The thing is actually menace calls me Sam quite
a bit. If it feels comfortable to you at this point,
you call me Sam.

Speaker 10 (45:31):
I'm not going to say.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
No, that's not the rule, though, I'll go like hello, Sam,
it doesn't happen very often.

Speaker 14 (45:38):
No, but you you'll do Samantha too, Samantha.

Speaker 15 (45:40):
When he says Samantha, I'll call him Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Hello, Samantha, I'll.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Call you Samuel.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I call her sam without thinking about it.

Speaker 14 (45:49):
That right, if it comes natural, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
You guys are friends. Greg, This is for you. When
Greg Gory was married to a woman, did he ever
give mouth parties?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Of course?

Speaker 9 (46:00):
Did you enjoy it?

Speaker 16 (46:01):
Or did?

Speaker 9 (46:01):
I wait?

Speaker 10 (46:02):
Your life?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Did you enjoy it?

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Well?

Speaker 9 (46:04):
I think most dudes would enjoy a mouth party regardless.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
No, no, no, did you give? Did you give?

Speaker 9 (46:10):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (46:10):
I did?

Speaker 9 (46:10):
Of course. Did I enjoy it?

Speaker 6 (46:12):
To be honest, no, yeah, I wouldn't enjoy it.

Speaker 9 (46:15):
No, right, I don't know how straight men enjoy it.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
That's the same question.

Speaker 9 (46:19):
It's great, I mean so giving and receiving, Yes, I did.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Place to eat? You know, receiving is easy.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
But giving? Did I do it? Yes?

Speaker 8 (46:30):
Thank god? Y'all are hard wired for that because I
couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
What I mean, well, I don't know how you suck
a d Yeah, that's actually a good. How do you
you say that?

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
You say that, but it's it's just like, but there's so.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
Many like flaps. I know it's so they are so gross.

Speaker 15 (46:50):
I don't get how like one guys are like, oh
but the you know, the woman's body is beautiful, like
is it?

Speaker 8 (46:54):
I mean the body as as a whole. It's awesome.
Ton area to just really get in the nooks and
cry thanks, that's great.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I want to say something. I don't know how if
it crosses. Let's let's see if you do. You need
to run it by me for yeah, hold on, we're
gonna put it. We'll put We're gonna put everybody on
hold held on for a second. Well we'll be just
just just don't go. We're not taking a commercial.

Speaker 11 (47:21):
This just hang on, everybody.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I think I figured again because yeah, all right, so
he said. Greg says the worst part about that for him,
uh like like for doing that with yeah, or girl
is feeling like her body heat on your tongue?

Speaker 9 (48:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
So you can you can, you can you can decipher
it concerting.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
It was okay and right about you know, it's complicated.
It seems very good.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
No, it's it's it's it's good.

Speaker 12 (48:21):
Okay, here a text finger looking good?

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Oh there you go?

Speaker 9 (48:26):
What all right?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
We got to thank you. Samy's holding. Okay, here, let's
take a quick break and then we'll come back some
more questions from the people. We're going to questions from
the people. Oh we we made this, says you know.
Every once in a while, like when we do the
coverage from the Adult Video News Awards, we do those

(48:51):
like little segments that only live on the podcast because
it's just too much to talk about on the air
because we're not we're not allowed to, thanks FGC. So, yeah,
what Greg was trying to discuss that Gina had some
follow up questions. It's better if we could just have
like an unfiltered conversation. So for today's show, you'll be

(49:13):
able to go on the podcast and there'll be a
special uh.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
Tot for Radium.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah, there'll be there'll be like a special follow up
segment that we'll that we'll edit into the podcast to
we can really get in get into Greg's yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then some of us follow ups. Yeah yeah, So
that that'll be on today's full show podcast. You can

(49:39):
just get it by going to the woodieshow dot com.
All right, another question, okay, minutes, this.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
One's for you. Where's Dill dar dude, is he coming.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Back, dil Yeah, how would I know?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
How do you think we get ahold of Hammer and
Hank and half back?

Speaker 7 (49:56):
If people don't know, dill Dar is our alien character,
her friend, and he has not been around for quite
a while, but he does get a lot of shout outs,
so it does I know. I mean, he's been looking
for an alien convention to attend for a long time,
but there hasn't been any.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
We've been trying to get Dildar to go to pretty
much anything, any of it. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, dil
Dar was at an alien convention. This is like back
in like twenty nineteen, and.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Well, it's kind of awkward to see my ex girlfriend here.

Speaker 8 (50:26):
I didn't know you're going to be here.

Speaker 21 (50:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Do you think it's weird? It is, yeah, a little weird.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
So where are you living now in Atlanta?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I keep in mind, Dildar has a very green face,
and he's wearing like a helmet and some aviators, and
he's got gloved instead of like antenna. Yeah, like you'd
see like on some aliens or some bugs greg two
giant dildos coming out of the top of the head.
Hence the name Dildar.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
In Atlanta. Very nice, very nice. I now live in zult.

Speaker 10 (51:07):
It's a long ways.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, it's very far. It's very farcar.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Yeah, A sixty nine high five, Bro, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Ok, he's from.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
N email.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Make sure come on sure.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Speaking of sixty nine. Actually, Gina from the four one two?
What color scheme is the number?

Speaker 10 (51:31):
Sixty nine?

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (51:32):
Brown and black area sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Bro?

Speaker 10 (51:36):
Can we confirm that with the chart withy?

Speaker 9 (51:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (51:39):
Six is brown and nine is black.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Six is brown and nine is black? Dang? Nice?

Speaker 9 (51:45):
Yeah? Why do you lie about that?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Crazy?

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Don't I think I'm special?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I still here's the thing. I get this as much
as I understand crypto Greg Oh totally, Like what does
this mean?

Speaker 8 (51:57):
It means nothing? And you know what it's synesthesia can
have any wires crossed to any of your senses. Like
do you guys ever like get a taste in your
mouth with certain words that aren't food words? No, like
I don't like the name like no offense to whoever
has the name like Diana or die yeh or anything
like it makes my mouth feel sour.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
You are insane.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
I should be locked up four hours a day.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah, Diana did you like a lot of hard drugs? No,
stop this honestly, like like any kind of like uh, psychedelics.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Yes, I've tried to ask things that fried your brain
or tried it like twice.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
No, I meant like, you know, people like a drug
addled mind, you do drug out when you say stuff
like that. Yeah, it sounds nuts.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
Sounds like you're from cars.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It's very far, very far.

Speaker 10 (52:54):
We got time for a while more.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I guess we all can answer this, right, but this
is from the nine to nine. Who's the hardest work
person on the show.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
We got a lot of hard workers here.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, I would say Woody, Yeah, and maybe Bored and
Well and Menace.

Speaker 9 (53:11):
That's a's three way.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Tie, I would say. I would say besides Woody on
the show, Greg after the show Menace, oh okay, because
he has all those after hours, but Greg's constantly having
an update, you know, news and traffic.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
On the day to day operation of the show. I
would say it's a toss up between myself and bort
on the on the day to day operations outside of
the show. As far as like running around different Menace,
you know, because Menace is chasing that he's he does
a great job of Salespeople love him, and you know,

(53:49):
the company loves because he chases down all these like
sponsorship opportunities, which means that he's going out to meetings
and he's going out to events, the opening of whatever
it is. Know, So he's so he's doing a lot
of uh, he's doing a lot of running. He's very
there's also like a lot.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Of stuff that I don't even talk about, Like I'll
be on the phone people at you know, yeah, seven
o'clock at night about that.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Yeah. So that's uh, you know, that's that's my whole afternoon.
My whole afternoon is phone calls, returning emails, you know,
trying to trying to get things knocked.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
Out right, yeah, all day. Yeah, Okay, So that's why
I kind of like just go hard on the weekend
and it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
It's nothing. Other people aren't working. Everybody's working. And I
think it's just like you know, as far as like
the the amount, Yeah, that's your volume of work that
on a daily basis.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Well, and I can tell you like when Greg has
been out for you know, a couple of days or
whatever and then doing like Greg's stuff, I'm like, damn, girl, girl, yeah, juggling.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yeah, so, but everybody, I gotta say, uh, you know,
as the woody element of the Woody show, like everybody
does there.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
No, that's why I everybody want to answer, because I
feel like everybody works really hard.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah, true, yeah, yeah, That's why I broke it down
and just like volume, yeah, volume of work or like
you know, the amount.

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Of anybody would disagree with that or I'm saying, or.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
The amount of time that it takes each day for
them to accomplish whatever tasks they are assigned. Right, I
agree with all of it, right, all the above. And
it's not like once we leave here. That's the other
part is that people think, oh, once you leave here,
it's done. This is one of those jobs where it's
just it's just a constant thing weekends, nights, like things

(55:32):
are happening. You got things to do for the show
that don't happen within the context of like a work schedule.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
Sorry, I clocked out right, all right.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
So please pay very close attention to what I'm about
to tell you. What we're doing right here is something
special just for the podcast because we weren't able to
really talk about it any kind of detail because of
the SEC regulations. So this is like a U A
too hot, too hot for radio. Continuation of the conversation

(56:07):
that we were just having if you're listening on this podcast,
were just you know, questions from the from the listeners.
Morgan had the one question for Greg about like when
he was married to a woman, did he ever go
down on her? And he did?

Speaker 9 (56:22):
I did, and other chicks too.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Hell yeah, but not not not like a fan.

Speaker 9 (56:27):
No no, no, no, he did.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
It because you had a good husband or I.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
Was trying to be a straight guy.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Do you think they knew just by your lack of enthusiasm?

Speaker 8 (56:37):
I was good, Like did you do the alphabet?

Speaker 9 (56:41):
Yeah? Like yeah, what was your move? I mean, I
would like what made you do? This is where Gina
got confused earlier. I would you know, you get your
tongue in there, and that's where I started to feel
the warmth, which I thought was gross.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Okay, so that's what we were.

Speaker 8 (56:55):
Losing your tongue, So pokey.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
You make it like, you know, you put your tongue
in the hole, You give your tongue a boner.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
Do we really notice that? I mean, tongues aren't that
long exactly.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I mean that's a good point, because I feel like
the tongue is more on the outer.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah, we don't really notice, so, but what about the
inner rim of the hole? Would you feel there? Yeah,
because I have heard the term in my in my
history of get in there, oh when like you're down
your head. Yeah, that kind of thing.

Speaker 10 (57:25):
Oh yeah, have you heard is it in yet?

Speaker 17 (57:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Get your tongue probably pretty pretty close. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it doesn't go.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
It's not some weird like if I open my water
bottle right now and stick my tongue in it, the
way it goes in.

Speaker 11 (57:41):
By the way.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
We have conversations from time to time where things come
up like off the air. Clearly, I always feel so.
I don't know why I always feel so awkward having
these conversations in front of Sammy. I think it's because
she has always been she has this like innocence aura.
Maybe because it's all like American girl talk and you know,
her Mark movie and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
It's like, don't you want to penetrate that aura?

Speaker 12 (58:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I don't want to penetrate anything over there.

Speaker 14 (58:07):
I mean no, I've no, I heard many things in
my lifetime.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
No, I know you have. You're an adult. I realized
you've had that.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Yeah, have you experienced anything, yeah, Craig anything.

Speaker 10 (58:16):
Ever, No, I'm a version. We're doing Vanilla.

Speaker 9 (58:21):
The best is when I heard Sammy wants go yeah,
well she's a fucking cunt.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Yeah, and I almost started crying. Is the best funny
to hear Sammy say okay yeah? And then Gina, you
have like a follow up thing which we didn't discuss
this on the on air portion at all. If you're
a for whatever reason, you were skipping through and you're like, wow,
this all this made it onto the back. No, this

(58:45):
is exclusive for the podcast podcast only uncensored little segment here.
I do.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
But when we were talking about this like as delicately
as we could, and you're talking about like you don't
like the heat off of it, it's weird. The listener
from the one five said something to add to that
con about going down on a woman. A friend once
told me good pussy tastes like the heat off of PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
That wait, wait, wait, it tastes like.

Speaker 8 (59:11):
The heat off of PlayStation tastes.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Like the heat off of a playstage. I don't even
know that.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
No, not that I mean, have you ever touched like
a warm gaming system.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Well, touches not taste?

Speaker 8 (59:24):
Is it like touching?

Speaker 10 (59:26):
You can like imagine when it would taste.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Somebody making a joke.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
Okay, well that's funny. Okay, So that got me back
to what I always go back to, which is ball
questions because I've seen, like obviously, like I've seen like
on a pornal, like a girl like sucking a dude's balls.
But is that something that everybody's interested in?

Speaker 9 (59:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
No, yeah, the ball sucking stuff, It doesn't even seem
like you would. I mean, there's a very good possibility
of pain, but I just don't know. Let's let's, for
the sake of arguments, say like you were no danger
of pain for what the purpose?

Speaker 9 (01:00:06):
Like what do you put an elbow in your mouth?

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Like for the gram?

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
But do you want anything?

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Do you?

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Are the balls supposed to be off limits?

Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
Preferably for me? I would say, like to the point
of basically off limits.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Like just leave it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
There's only a downside exactly, this is shocking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Well, I kind of equate it to like like, as
a woman, do you get anything out of like, uh, well,
I can say it titty fucking No. I mean the
same basic idea, But no, it's just more like performance
or like you know, it's for the guy to visually
be stimulated by what he's doing, but there's absolutely no
benefit or.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
That time out, time out. You are saying there is
no sexual gratification to anything that involves the balls.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
No, I would say other than like someone's touching your junk,
because that would other things. But yeah, they're the think
like the actual the actual contact with the balls.

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
Itself, like, well not because there are those guys.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
That want to be you know, tortured.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
No, not talking about pain.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I'm not talking about pain, absolutely different.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Yeah, I'm talking about just there's no it doesn't feel
like well, she.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Says sexual gratification, and those that's what those guys get,
that normal sexual.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Mean what she's saying like somebody, if somebody rubbed your
your your cox.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
I'm just out there for the one.

Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
Random toys that doesn't do anything.

Speaker 12 (01:01:32):
Like Mena said, porn would be very bait, would be
very boring if it was just the stuff that actually
worked and felt good. So they're just they're like, what
can we do with this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
How can we mess with that?

Speaker 12 (01:01:40):
But there's porns where guys dip their balls in girls buttholes,
there's a porn I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, let's call it what do they call the cat's
dog in the bathtub or cat talking?

Speaker 12 (01:01:52):
Really possible if the right buttole But there's there's porns
we saw in college called the five Finger Club and no, girl,
it's that. But when you run out of stuff to do,
you start making stuff up.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
However, I will push back on that because I have
a really good friend who is a lesbian who loves it,
and I don't know if it's because she's just used
to like hand stuff. Now what the five fingers five families? Yeah,
like you go in like you know, like that's like
a sample bass has in the office, like the like

(01:02:24):
it's like giving like chef's.

Speaker 9 (01:02:25):
G oh okays together huh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Yeah, and then just a torpedo Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
Yeah, it's like a pyramid or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
So no, if my balls got sucked, I would be
in massive pain.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
What if someone was just like, why is the saying
don't forget the ball?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Yeah, because whole life trying to be funny? Can I
wrap up by playing just a clip that it makes
me laugh? I can? I can see this here at
a thousand times and I have the same, like enjoyment
from it as I did the first time I heard it.
Do we know it as you've probably seen it?

Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I don't know where the audio came from originally, but
they usually do it with a couple of animals, like
if there's a dog sitting in the yard and there's
a deer way off in the distance. What's your name?
What's your name?

Speaker 11 (01:03:12):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
What is your name? What's your name?

Speaker 11 (01:03:23):
What's your name?

Speaker 16 (01:03:24):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Fuck you?

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Fuck you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
You know what I did last night? You better not
break my mother under you better not.

Speaker 17 (01:03:36):
That's over now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Oh what's your name? Don't you bring my mother this?
I built that fire over there. Oh okay, and then
I fucked your mom next to it. That's funny. All right,
back to the regular show. Thank you guys. We just say,
you know, we had to we had to hammer that action. Yeah,

(01:03:58):
all right. Let us know if you have any thoughts
on subject, you gonna hit us up an email email
at wodieshow dot com or leave it on the after
hours voicemail. That's what's fo Yeah eight seven four wooding, Yeah,
coming up this hour. Since it's the month of March,
March fatness. We have a round a fat chick, skinny chick. Yeah,

(01:04:19):
we got fat chick, skinny chick coming up.

Speaker 9 (01:04:22):
You're on the woods.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
You have something else?

Speaker 16 (01:04:23):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
After hours voicemail about the March Badness?

Speaker 12 (01:04:25):
Home?

Speaker 20 (01:04:26):
Here we go, Hey, what do you show? I'm driving
home from work right now and listening to the podcast
because who the fool wakes up that early to listen
to the actual show. So listening to the podcast and
you're going over March fatness? This is not fat at all.
I remember the days where what do you would like,
stop by the grocery store whatever and buy a five

(01:04:51):
pack of ice creams and eat like four on the
way home. The rest when he got home, Like, this
is not this is not batness for me. You guys
really have fallen off. And I'm blaming the menace going
over and publicizing, pandering whatever the whatever you want to say,

(01:05:12):
but menace pandering the shot, and I don't like it.
I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Promoting weight loss. Yeah that we can't win. Yeah, what
she's referring to. There was a time I stopped by
the grocery store to get a couple of things and
like they just stood out to me for whatever reason
looked good, and it was a box of those Oreo
ice cream sandwiches, and I ate them all until like

(01:05:41):
three out of the four they're in there. I ate
three out of the four before I even got back
to the house. I ate two in the parking lot,
one on the drive from the grocery store to the house,
and then I figured, like you know once again that
I ate the fourth one. Yeah, Now, where she's wrong
the March fatness challenges or the March fatness things we're
sebast brings him in. That is very much the same

(01:06:02):
with what we've always done, is he's a will it
caviar will where it's fat combos necessarily excess.

Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
Some of them were pure volume. Yeah, with Menace trying
to eat, I think it was like.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
But I'll tell you this that day, So it's not over, lady,
because because you know, we had those items, and then
I hit up two events after I ate so much
food that I actually puked later that.

Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
It ain't over.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Such a checkered it out.

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Because so Fluffy was getting his star of the Hollywood
Walk of Fame, so he had like this little gathering
and you know he caters his parties, right, so I
ate there and then so I'm currently under an NDA,
but later this I can tell you this. Later that day,
I also went to a Taco Bell event where they
let me try all the items for the rest of
the year. I can't tell you what the items are yet,
but I ate all of them, and later than I

(01:06:59):
I had so much food that day I just couldn't
handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, that has body fat Chick, skinny chick is coming
up for you. We're gonna get to that. And we
do have, ladies and gentlemen, a brand new redneck News.
If your dental plan is a piece of strength tied
to the exhaust pop of an ATV.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
I regret to inform you that that is, in fact
redneck news.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
And today's redneck news. The one is from Florida where
this toddler ended up in the hospital. Ask me why why?
Because the toddler got ahold of a sippy cup and
started drinking from it. But whoops, Mom and dad have
forgot that's where they were stashing their bag of meth.

Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Once they realized what happened, they called nine to one
one though, right, I mean clearly needs medicals. Oh wait, no,
they didn't. They talked to the other two idiots that
they had living there, and they all decided collectively that
the best option for them was to wait it out
and see what would happens. And what happened is if
the kid starts puking, and it was getting worse by

(01:08:08):
the minute, so they finally got the help. They ran
him down to fire station. The firefighters were the ones
who took the kid to the hospital. The cops were called,
they searched the house, all four idiots arrested, taking the jail.
There was one old lady living in there and she
looked super happy in her munk shot. Here she was
in the bottom corner over here compared to these other

(01:08:30):
trashy idiots. Yeah, well she's got it up her deca tee.
I can't tell if yeah, you can't tell on.

Speaker 9 (01:08:40):
The bottom there hard to say.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Yeah, but anyway, the kid. The kid is expected to
make a full recovery, all right. Thank god. That's from Florida,
where a toddler ended up in the hospital after drinking
from a sippy cup where his parents were stashing their meth.
And that today is red Nick see your wood show.
I'm supposed to be very good. Yeah, out of practice.

(01:09:05):
We don't. We don't do a ton of red days. Yeah,
well it's one of those things that we decided to
give a rest to. Yeah, keep it, keep it fun.
When we get when you get one like a sippy.

Speaker 9 (01:09:16):
Cup of meThe the and the buckshot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Right, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
come back. We'll play around a fat chick skinny chick
next on the Woody Show'll be right back. We are
ready for around of fat chick skinny chick. Yes, it

(01:09:40):
is March. It's March Fatness. I forgot it'd be as
good a time as any too. Uh Yeah, we do
the March Fatness Challenge.

Speaker 12 (01:09:48):
Fat kiney chick, I know, speaking of which I may
have to beat her up to the glass ears and
gets an Instacart order. I've ordered all the better goods
pizzas for us for the fat March.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Fatness, not for a challenge, just to just to have
run outside. So these are the pizzas that we heard
about from Rich to Miro right on Tech of all people, Walmart,
brand of all things, Walmart fantastic. Yeah, they're really good.
Is it the best piece you've ever had? Probably not,

(01:10:17):
but it's really good. But it's good and for the price,
it's the best take home.

Speaker 8 (01:10:23):
It's like important for mental It's restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
It's totally restaurant, right, it is a restaurant. Yeah, it's
so good. Yeah, all right, Fat Chick Skinny Chick. So
we have a volunteer who's going to answer some questions,
very simple questions. You guys can play along and then
text your guests fat or skinny over to two two
nine eight seven and then uh, we'll get the answer.
Because the only person that knows is Morgan. She's the

(01:10:46):
one that takes all the volunteers. Which about it. If
you want to be a volunteer for a future round
of Fat Chick Skinny Chick, just send us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com. And we have a picture.
It's folded up on this piece of paper in front
of everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
No idea.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
The only person who knows is Morgan. Now our volunteer.
She gets a prize just for being a good sport.
Let's meet our volunteer.

Speaker 9 (01:11:10):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Let's go to Erica. Hi Erica, Hello, Hi Erica. All right,
I'm already making I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Okay, twelve year listener.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
So now, Erica, just just clarify for anybody who's listening, like,
oh my god, I can't believe they're doing this, putting
her through this. Did did anybody drag you off the
street and put a gun to your head and tell
you that you had to do this war? This is
a completely voluntary thing. You signed up to play the game, correct, correct?
All right, now that's settled. Glad, We're clear. All right,

(01:11:45):
So we have we have some time, We have some
time on the clock, and everybody just states to answer
or ask the questions. Please, Erica, just give us your
honest answers to these questions. Fat chick, skinny chick? Who
wants to go? First?

Speaker 12 (01:12:00):
Speaking of pizza, describe your favorite pizza order, and or
what's your favorite takeout?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
You know, big chain pizza restaurant, Yeah, the chain, So
no local mom and pop places, but all the big chain,
Like what what why do you like? What's your go
to chain? And then what's your go to h order
from that place?

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
Caesar's probably okay, yeah, their bread spit, their breadsticks specifically,
probably like you know, garlic, you know, so I don't
already I don't really go Yeah, And then honestly, just
they're basic, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
All right, and just can teach you how to make that,
all right? What kind of what kind of milk do
you buy?

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
Whole milk and almond milk?

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Oh? Interesting, depending on I.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
Use it for different things, depending on you know what
I'm using it for.

Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
Are you a fan of animated movies?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
How old are you?

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
I am thirty four?

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Thirty four?

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
More specifically, are you a fan of anime?

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
I am a fan of anime. My husband and I
just went to go watch the Demon Slayer movie in
theaters right on.

Speaker 14 (01:13:11):
Okay, so you're married.

Speaker 10 (01:13:13):
Do you have any kids?

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
I have a one and a half year old or
eighteen months as some people.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Say, Yeah, okay. What do you do for a living?

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
I am a marketing manager, so desk job.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Okay. But did you go into the office or you
work from home?

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
Hybrid? Hybrid? So half yeah, first part of the week
is in office and then the last part of the
week is at home.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
What kind of what group of kids did you roll
with in high school?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
What group were you part of? Jocks, geeks, outcast, somewhere
in the middle, probably.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Somewhere in the middle. I hung out like the group
of people I hung out with in high school, Like
we had some theater people, we had some track people,
we had some like people from the yearbooks. There weren't
There wasn't like really a big distinction during high school,
Like there weren't like major groups like that, at least
not that I was part of.

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
Okay during that time period. Did you shop that hot topic?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
I had my EMO made sure.

Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
Yeah, very interesting. A two part question. How long have
you been married?

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
I've been married. We got married January twenty twenty four.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
Sy so recently. And do you still have like lots
of wedding photos framed and around your house?

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
I do?

Speaker 9 (01:14:32):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Do you have like signs up around the house ward art? Yeah,
like does the laundry or love.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
Breeze, kitchen, tea drink?

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
So I did probably before having a kid. Now that
I have a kid, not as much like clutter.

Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Would you would you rather drive or be the passenger?

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
I rather drive?

Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
I think what's your favorite foot where.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
I have these like crocs slippers not like the crocs
with like the holes where you put like the things
they have like the little Yeah, they have like these
slippers that are you know those like Crocs has just
normal slippers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
When's the last time, when's the last time you weigh yourself?

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Oh, maybe two months ago?

Speaker 14 (01:15:26):
And do you go to the gym or work out
in anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
I do?

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Yeah, I try to go to the gym maybe. I
mean I would say on average three times a week.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Can you name a food that is considered a zero
point food and weight Watchers, It's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Like mostly vegetables, right, like broccoli.

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
Do you shop on Facebook Marketplace?

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
I do?

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Let's talks about some stuff you've gotten on there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Uh, mostly, I would probably say mostly stuff for my daughter,
like you know, because kids kind of burned through things
and smart. I don't like paying full price smart, so
I usually try to get like books or I think
the most recent thing I got was.

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
Are Like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Something I'm actually trying to find right now is like
a play thing for her for outside, So I'm trying to.

Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
Trying to get that hit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
A friend Julianne found one of those on the side
of the freeway. Up picked up. Did you play an
instrument in high school or a sport in high school?

Speaker 12 (01:16:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
I did both. I played flutes and I played soccer.
I was a goalkeeper.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
I've been locked for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah, but we just got.

Speaker 8 (01:16:44):
What what color is your hair?

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Uh? Brownish block?

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
Okay, it just the natural color.

Speaker 12 (01:16:51):
And have you now or have you ever had any
kind of unusual piercing other than ear rings?

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Uh? Unusual pierce being knows?

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Just on?

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Are you an iphoner or an android person?

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
iPhone?

Speaker 9 (01:17:09):
And do you wear makeup on a daily basis?

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
I wear it to work.

Speaker 9 (01:17:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Have you participated in any kind of like cause based
march in the past year?

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
No marches.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Okay, I'm going over my little que got that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Wah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
That's when it comes to not that you drink it
all the time, but even if you do regular soda
or diet soda.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
If I drink soda, it's usually Coke zero.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Cook zero so good.

Speaker 9 (01:17:45):
Any pets good one.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
I do have a pet.

Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
I have a dog, dog dog like a real dog
or a purse.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Dog a multitude.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Yeah, my husband says, it's our cat.

Speaker 9 (01:17:59):
Legal.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Are you uh? Are you are you open to anal?

Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
I am nice.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
You're locked. You're locked. Locked, We're locked. We're locked. Okay,
all right? Uh, man's what I know when I tell you,
like both my columns are even.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
Yeah, oh mine is so uneven. Okay, playing it up?
What for the microphone?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly what I
have it here you want to hear? Uh? So in
the fat column, I have little Caesars because hot and
ready you needed right anime, hot topic. She wants to
drive as supposed to be the passenger princess croc slippers.
She knew what a zero point food was. She's got
a young kid, so there's still a chance about like

(01:18:56):
the baby way kind of stuff. Desk job anal Okay, now,
skinny side. The name Erica, I think that sounds like
a skinny name.

Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
Yeah, that's a pretty name.

Speaker 17 (01:19:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Whole milk I put the same way I do with
you know, uh, the chicks who drink regular soda are
typically skinny chicks. Fat chicks drink diet or fat people
drink diet sodas. Yeah she did. But you know the
fact that she even purchases a whole milk the theater
and the track kids hanging out with them. I put
that in the skinny column. She weighed herself two months ago.

(01:19:28):
It's not really like you know, every day right exactly,
So it's not really top of mind flute. I have
that as a skinny thing. She played soccer, soccer. I mean,
you're on the soccer team at all. It's a lot
of running, a lot of whatever iPhone I have in
her skinny, and she's not been in any kind of protest march.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
This one actually, for me, could go either way. What
did you have for she goes to the gym three
times a week?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
That was a neutral Yeah, same, Yeah, that was along
with the coke zero right right there in the middle.
But if I had to guess, I'm gonna like, I'm
locking in skinny. Hmm, interesting, I'm locking in skinny.

Speaker 8 (01:20:07):
I started skinny. And but yeah, the the anime, the
Little Caesars, the one and a half year old, I mean,
come on, give her a break. Okay, the rock slippers.
I'm I'm going I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Going fat, all right, Gina says fat.

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
Greg Gory, I am also leaning skinny. Yours in my
lists were very similar Woody, although I did have having
lots of wedding pictures around the house under my fat column. Yeah,
why like what like what like once you get married
and and it's been a couple of years and you
still have the wedding photos out. It's such a big

(01:20:39):
deal to you that I think because you're fat, because.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
You're memorializing the best you've ever looked.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Yeah, what are you looking in on? I'm gonna lock
it skinny, skinny greg okay.

Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
Menace, Well, uh, she sounds skinny, but pizza, fat milk,
she kind of has skinny milk, anime, fat kids, fat
hot topic, fat marketing job, fat shoes, fat and Facebook
marketing marketplace fat so fat.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
All right now. The one thing about the pizza is
that we just asked her like, what's her favorite pizza place.
We didn't say, do you like pizza or you love pizza?
You go to that's the cheapest, easiest, most carbs for
your buck. Yeah, hell yeah. And look.

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Yeah right, this is my lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
I got you. I feel yeah, all.

Speaker 14 (01:21:35):
Right, Sammy, I locked in it skinny.

Speaker 15 (01:21:38):
And something that weighed very heavily on the skinny side
for me was was playing flute because she doesn't want
to have a big, heavy instrument. If you're little, you
want the smallest one possible. And I think flin this
late time at Baku and for soccer, being the goalie
is skinny to me.

Speaker 14 (01:21:59):
You have to be quick to.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
I know, but you have to take up more space
than the goal. No, but you have to be quick.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
That goal is so big.

Speaker 18 (01:22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:22:07):
Any soccer goalie that I have personally known has been
skinny and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
A ship you've got to cover ground.

Speaker 14 (01:22:12):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm going skinny.

Speaker 12 (01:22:14):
Yeah, all right, if there were a fat position on
a soccer team, what would it be?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Yeah, that would be okay. But being the fattest person
on the soccer team.

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
Does that mean high school?

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Elementary? Elementary? You're you're jumping out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Being the skinniest person on the Wooden Show doesn't necessarily mean.

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
But again, if you're elementary, if.

Speaker 12 (01:22:36):
You had to pick you, guys are dancing around the
point on that. Okay, all right, your full back and
we were talking about and talk about the flute, Yeah okay,
but you're missing the entire fact she was on the
band to begin with. People, come on, okay, what instrument
she's playing? Necessarily the only thing, the only thing that
really leaned itself skinny was she didn't have any stupid
colored hair or stupid facial piercings, which which you know,

(01:23:00):
hot people don't need to kind of throw things at
the wall to try to try to distract. But yeah,
fat this is a Fatville, USA popular population her all right, okay, brutal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
But again I support money of her lifestyle choices. Yeah yeah,
like Kevin a kid, that's time. Well yeah, now now
we're going to find out what we got going on here.
By the way, thank you everybody who's texting your guesses
over to two to nine eight seven. Uh let us
and gentlemen. Here we go on account of three right.

Speaker 11 (01:23:31):
All right, kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
One two three chick and she got abs.

Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
Yeah, you're awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Shit girl, I'm jealous as in my before.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
I got married, So I brought a muscle stayed on luckily.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
So yeah, the arms look at her arms are toned.

Speaker 8 (01:23:59):
This is I mean, not only is she skinny, she's
like yeah, yeah, you're like legit thin, get those arms.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Yeah, she could kick damn. And this this really is
the point of this entire game, you know, is that
you think you have it and you're like, oh, totally judging.

Speaker 9 (01:24:15):
I had it, and I had it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
By the preference of pizza.

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
He faces cover.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
But you know who you look like?

Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
You look like uh Pe Davidson's baby mama.

Speaker 8 (01:24:24):
Yeah, with like a little hatey compliment yeah, a little
Haley Beaber thrown in there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Well, Erica, thank you so much. Suck it.

Speaker 9 (01:24:36):
Although you are standing in front of an unmade bed
in this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Maybe she just got out of it. I can give
you proud of that though. Yeah, all right, Erica, hang
one second, Well, we'll get you all set up with
your prize. Thank you for being a volunteer here for
a fantasy that.

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
Was crazy, all right, yeah, mega skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Telling me man I got enough gut and it was
leaning skinny. Just just went with that. Now, if you
would like to be like Erica and win a prize
just for being a volunteer here for fat chick, skinny chick,
you can send us an email email at the woodieshow
dot com. It's email at the woodieshow dot com and Morgan.
We'll get back to you and get you all set
up for a future round. Or you can even send
us a text if you'd like letting us know that

(01:25:17):
you're interested in sending your text to nine eight seven
listeners went fat on that one too.

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
Yeah, and she's into anal nice you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Don't want to her? Good for her? Good for her
is right?

Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
Yeah, I think tonight would be a good night for that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
We're gonna so spool spid Jeff G. Good Yo, what's good?
Jeff G.

Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
What's going on? Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Where you show?

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Clippers were doing work last night and into it though
they beat the Pacers by twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
A while on the prowl throws down the lane pre contacted.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
The front of the rib KWHI Leonard twenty nine math
and twenty three Clippers in San Antonio tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
Moving on to the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Lakers there in Denver tonight. That's a seven pm tip
off on Prime Video. Nuggets favored by two and a half.
NFL Rams are the new Super Bowl favorites after trading
for Chiefs cornerback Trent McDuffie. On paper, a great trade
for both teams. We'll see how it plays out next season.
Baseball Dodgers beat Team Mexico yesterday seven to five. Here's
a highlight or really a low light for Mexico in

(01:26:17):
Spanish Freddy La Legenda, Elewando Alcentral Comeonica, Yes, Alec Thomas,
the Tarvina Costando.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Edgar Manchez Mexico.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Moving on to the NHL, Ducks beat the Islanders five
to one to score on the down Kings and Islanders
tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena. And since we're talking hockey,
congrats to Olympic gold medal hockey player Jack Hughes. His
relationship with pop star Tate McCray has gone public. I
guess this dude slid into her d MS last year

(01:26:48):
and they've been talking ever since. And now it's official.
Lesson for all you dudes out there. Shoot your shot man.
You got nothing to lose. Moving on to college hoops,
Congrats to UCLA's Lauren Betts. She's her defensive player here
in the Big Ten. That's back to back years. Congratulations
And last, but at least this morning Woody Show, Brown's
defensive star Miles Garrett got his ninth speeding ticket in

(01:27:08):
the last nine years. He was doing ninety four miles
an hour in a seventy mile an hour zone. How
is his license not suspended yet? Nine speeding tickets in
nine years. Don't you get points knocked off for each ticket?
Or I guess if you're famous, that doesn't apply. I'm
Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports, right, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
My complexion is out of a urinal.

Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
Your urinal Everyone in this room means Vitamin deep a
little lower, a little slower if you want to oil
them down, sunning their buttholes.

Speaker 6 (01:27:34):
Oh wow, chugging the sun. Oh wow, we're not pretty
much all deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm a little celish. Are
you down the d or not?

Speaker 18 (01:27:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Give it to me all day long the Woody Show.
All right, So here's something that goes under the headline
stuff we waste our time on. There's so many things
like why did we spend time even talking about this
or debating this, or there was a meeting and they
decided XYZ at the office was going to be the

(01:28:03):
way it was gonna be, And like, we have so
many other things that we could be allocating our time
and resources too. And I keep seeing this story pop up.
The state of Washington is getting ahead of the curve,
and they just passed a new law regarding microchips. The
future of tech is around the corner, and some people
are worried about their employer eventually forcing them to wear

(01:28:25):
a microchip somewhere in their body. The state, however, has
already taken action and banned the use of companies forcing
their employees to implant microchips under the skin. Okay, like
heroes who.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
We're getting ahead of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Okay, I understand there are tracking things, like they have
something in the work truck that you have to drive
around your computer, things like that, Like I'm sorry, but yeah,
working here at XYZ Corporation, we're gonna have to put
this microchip under your skin, no one seeing the For
what it's worth, it doesn't sound like anybody in the
state was actually doing this or even proposing it, but
they decided to take the time to ban it proactively,

(01:29:08):
just in case. One state official says, quote, you think
this is like something from the Onion, It's a real story.
Look it up. One state official said, we don't want
to Yeah, we don't want to have to try and
clean up an impossible mess after it's too late. So
we're getting ahead of the problem.

Speaker 12 (01:29:23):
Yeah, i'd say, you know, you can be you can
earn yourself some points woody, that you'd say that right here,
right now, that none of us will have to wear
butt plugs that track our locations.

Speaker 8 (01:29:31):
You promise.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Yep, that's a Problemise, that's the problem for the show
is a thing will ever be required to wear a
butt plug that has a microchip for tracking. That's right,
but you were here now and sea baths. He's got

(01:29:56):
some stuff to share with us here for the weekend audio.
This is actually some adio that's a song that's making
a comeback. You'll understand why. Uh this is from Fubou Banks,
famous rapper. Maybe no anybody.

Speaker 12 (01:30:09):
Well, he wrote a song six years ago that is
now getting remixed into all kinds of little tiktoks, especially
involving a military personnel. I'm not playing this to comment
one way or the other on the current situation, but
just so you know the origin of the song.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
F I ran oh I.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Ran I ran beach off from me fixed Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Come out his mouth.

Speaker 9 (01:30:33):
This is real.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
This is real, you know, released six years ago and
people are fat. They basically they searched YouTube Korea, we
got something for your marriage?

Speaker 8 (01:30:44):
What Korea yard safe from Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
If this dude has made one dollar as a rapper,
it's a crime.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
Oh he's probably making money now because people probably just
like search the keyword O hand just stand beat on
you wes sa and I'll screaming we d World one
one and we d World Wars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Again. Iran, We ain't scared.

Speaker 11 (01:31:12):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
It's off beat, but he's not off beat, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
He probably woke up one day and looked at his
account and be like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
What money there.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
Yeah, it's called like how discord kid or something like that,
like this website that people use to like anybody can
just upload a song to it and it'll it'll distribute
to like everything like Apple and TikTok and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
So he probably got to email one day.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
You have twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
All right, just tweak an audio.

Speaker 12 (01:31:44):
Got some news audio here, and it's just this is
gonna love this because it's news audio from a k
TV you yes, Dan, It involves a math problem. Uh oh,
so it's an algebra teacher. He's in trouble for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Oh heard about this?

Speaker 11 (01:31:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Yeah, here but here this is the news said.

Speaker 12 (01:32:01):
Not only we're going to say that this guy's in trouble,
we're going to spell out on the news what his
math problem was that got him in trouble. Here.

Speaker 22 (01:32:06):
Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so this problem
is perfect. The amount of money you spend on a
date varies inversely to how much they weigh. A typical
girl that weighs one hundred twenty pounds will cost you
fifty five dollars, derives the variation equation. The teacher also
reportedly wrote, how much would you expect to pay for
a date? Was Ashley who is two hundred twenty pounds?

(01:32:27):
And quote, if you can only afford five dollars, how
much would your date weigh?

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
And what is his or her name? Okay, so yeah,
I didn't Yeah right, so here you go. He had
the question, So the amount of money you spend on
a date varies inversely to how much they weigh? Yeah,
a typical girl that weighs one hundred and twenty pounds.
You want to try to figure it out, Greg, you're smart?

Speaker 9 (01:32:49):
How much would that take?

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
So a typical girl tell you that weighs one hundred
and twenty pounds will cost you fifty five dollars. That's
the first part. Give us that give us that equation.
So one hundred and twenty pounds will cost you fifty
five dollars. Arrive the inverseate or drive the relationship equation.
So based on that, how much would you expect to
pay on a date with Ashley who weighs two hundred
and twenty pounds?

Speaker 9 (01:33:10):
To buy more food? Would I'm kind of getting it,
so I will. I would think that is.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
One hundred and ten, yes, Greg.

Speaker 8 (01:33:19):
No, I think I think it's the other way around, right, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Like twenty dollars twenty seven.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
Twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
That is mathematically impossible. Did you hear the numbers to twenty?
So like it comes out to I think the ratio
is like six hundred.

Speaker 12 (01:33:35):
It's like sixty six hundred and sixty something per per
pound essentially, right, you know, because it basically you divide
it one over the other, the point being that if
a bit shows up way in two.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Twenty, you ain't spending that much.

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
Yes, So what is the answer?

Speaker 9 (01:33:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
I was gonna wait for you guys to do it?

Speaker 9 (01:33:49):
I thought.

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
I mean I gave a guess.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
It's fifty five times to twenty five divided by one twenty.

Speaker 8 (01:33:53):
Right, that sounds correct more than.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Get hit and the haad a couple more times. You
won't be able to do that anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Yeah, I'm off now while I can say that again.
So fifty five times to twenty five and divide that
by one twenty. This is easy math, guys, come is altem?

Speaker 12 (01:34:10):
So?

Speaker 9 (01:34:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:34:11):
And that would mean you would on the two hundred
twenty pound girl, you'd spend eight dollars and fourteen cents.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Wait, yeah, that's I will say this is a this
is a low.

Speaker 12 (01:34:22):
I will say this isn't a very realistic equation because
he's assuming an inverse linear relationship there, because you wouldn't
want to date a four pound girl obviously, even though
he throws out arious.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Adversly one one quantity is proportional to the reciprocal of
the other, right divided by essentially.

Speaker 9 (01:34:38):
So it's a good quiz.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
So you would expect to spend thirty dollars on the
date on the two twenty girls for Ashley, according according
to chat GPT.

Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
Actually no, that could be right. Actually that could be right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
It says the cost c varies inversely with the weight
w right. So exact, I know that where K is
a constant, So use that in information to find blah
blah blah blah, and multiply both sized by one twenty.
Find the cost for the two hundred and twenty pounds.
So sixty six one hundred over one twenty I'm sorry,
over two twenty equals thirty, right, So that's your constant, right,

(01:35:14):
So there you go. So thirty dollars and so okay
because it's good LUs thoughts provoking.

Speaker 8 (01:35:21):
Yeah, it's it's making some of the girls in the
class eat.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Here you want to hear I was a man. There
were also some non math related questions like when was
the last time you gave candy to a fat kid?
Why is he obsess and sexy or smart? And why
another one?

Speaker 9 (01:35:39):
You always go sexy? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
So yeah. They wouldn't say if he was on paid
leave or forced to take non paid leave, but they
did say that he's not at Lowell High School for now.
That's why he's obsessed. Because you walk around and everybody's
fat these days. What's going on? People? What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:35:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
So here's uh, here's one of the parents. Two of
the parents. So one part to the parent, listen to
the difference here and having a daughter. So I want
to make sure my daughter, say when I drop it
up at school, safe, he's not going to eat. Yeah,
he's giving her at he's giving. You can argue it's
an inappropriate question. I think she's safe. He's not punching you.

(01:36:18):
If you get it wrong, Wow, we don't know, we
don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:36:22):
I will say these are old school questions because I
remember when I was in seventh grade, the teacher, who
was a woman, said, and it was kind of like this,
but it was like every guy wants to date a
girl with. And there was like a list like straight hair,
good teeth, a little nose, a small waist, and it
went down and like it was brutal.

Speaker 16 (01:36:44):
Math.

Speaker 8 (01:36:44):
This was a math class, and I don't remember why
that was part of it, but I remember she was
on the you know, the projector what's it called, what
are you the overhead projector or something maybe, but we
were in like middle school, and I just remember this list.

Speaker 22 (01:36:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
So the second question was, let's see here, how much
would your date way if you can only afford five dollars?

Speaker 9 (01:37:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Yeah, right, so you take that sixty six zero zero,
So the answer would be one three and twenty pounds.
That big bitch, damn you.

Speaker 9 (01:37:20):
Morgan's good at math.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Alright, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
have some more the weekend audio.

Speaker 17 (01:37:24):
Next hangof'll be right bat burn, Oh my god, and
right back into the weekend audio.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
What's next to you?

Speaker 9 (01:37:36):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
We gotta check in with some really cool people here.
Greg's favorite to catch me outside girl, Oh firing squad millionaire.

Speaker 12 (01:37:46):
You are not only she's a mega millionaire from her
own fans, but you recall she's dealing with cancer.

Speaker 9 (01:37:53):
Yeah, I do recall that she is. Is it enough
to drum up sympathy for me? Nope?

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Okay, now she's beginning a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:37:59):
That's how which I hate her.

Speaker 12 (01:38:01):
That's how much the cash me outside girl's been getting
a little bit of hate because she also vapes.

Speaker 9 (01:38:05):
Oh yeah, va, I do, I know what a conundrul.

Speaker 12 (01:38:10):
And they say, you know, hey, Danielle Brigoli, you shouldn't
be vaping with cancer. Well, she said this to them haters.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
My daughter.

Speaker 8 (01:38:15):
I'm not lying about having cancer. I just choose to
steal vape because my doctor told me that a vape.

Speaker 11 (01:38:20):
I don't have lung cancer. A vape has nothing to
do with my cancer.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
I have a blood cancer.

Speaker 8 (01:38:24):
Know what you're talking about?

Speaker 16 (01:38:25):
Before you talk.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
About you want to be technical. No one's supposed to.

Speaker 9 (01:38:29):
Smoke at all.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
You're not supposed to do a lot.

Speaker 14 (01:38:32):
You're not supposed to your best friend boyfriend.

Speaker 12 (01:38:40):
That her boyfriend she bought like a boyfriend, like that
brand new truck. And then he cheated on her and sheried, and.

Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
Yeah, he's throwing down facts there. Though nobody should vape
or smoke, you know, you're on what nobody should.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
But this is life, this is why do you because
I know?

Speaker 9 (01:38:58):
I mean, I know better. It brings is anybody with
an addiction to it? Of course I know better. It's
like when I used to smoke cigarettes and people would say,
you know that's bound for you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Oh really, no idea. So I'm out of curiosity because
you're not. You're not even attempting to not yet.

Speaker 9 (01:39:14):
No, someday some day, you know, like you're too late.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Yeah I'm saying that if you know all that stuff,
but like, what's the reason that you and I've told
you before, Like when it comes to weight, yeah there,
and go, man, I can't be doing this. I can't
be this way for cookies yeah, and you go, why
do you do that? And you go, I don't know,
I can't stop.

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
We like the instant gratification against.

Speaker 7 (01:39:39):
Yeah, or they taste delicious, duh.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
There's been times where it was like, you know what,
forget it, Like what's the point? Too far gone?

Speaker 9 (01:39:48):
Right? It's like people who are in debt, that friend
who in debt and he would buy Starbucks every day.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
What difference because you I mean I remember somebody when
I was saying, like I really did feel at that
time like too far gone, like what's the point whatever?
Too far gone, and so I was like to forget it. Yeah,
but I really, honestly, if I felt that way, some
people go, wow, I'm seventy five years old, whether you're
still smoking, and they say, just don't care. They know

(01:40:16):
it's bad, but at that point they don't care. And
here's why. Yeah, that I agree. When you keep going,
you're at the bottom of the hole, you keep digging
right r Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:40:23):
Yeah, here's five and you're still around.

Speaker 9 (01:40:25):
You're ninety. You smoke a part in a day. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:40:29):
This weekend audio more stuff involving a giving up and
quitting and cool people a Shiah Labouf. He was on
the Channel five show with Andrew Callahan, who's cards, and
he said that you know he's getting drunk, he's getting arrested,
but I can't stop, won't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
I can only deal with my side. My side is
this my behavior. I gotta deal with the Does that
mean I got to go to rehab again? I'm just
not into it. Bro, I don't think my answers are there.
I don't. I really, I genuinely don't. If I genuinely did,
I go yeah, yeahs of rehab or jail, and he
chose rehab. They usually yeah yeah. Before I thought that

(01:41:04):
was not the most recent one. With the situations with
New Orleans, right, that's been too soon for them to
make that decision, I believe, Yeah, But was isn't he
back in rehab right now? That he's in? He doesn't
need that just came out.

Speaker 9 (01:41:16):
He's not into it.

Speaker 10 (01:41:17):
It's just works himself. I like that. It's like, this
is not gonna work for me, so why go?

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
It works for Amy Whitehouse right untill it didn't exactly.
So he's been court ordered to attend a drug and
alcohol rehabilitation program following his February twenty twenty six arrest.
So he is being sent to rehab. Okay, So whether
he later checked in yet or not, let's see.

Speaker 15 (01:41:43):
Is it just a program or is it like a
you have to check into rehab?

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
I mean whatever whatever that their version. I don't know.
He has a Shaya has indicated he is not interested
in traditional yet. No. Yeah, his behavior, to quote a
small man complex, anger and ego rather than just alcohol.

Speaker 10 (01:42:04):
His height.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Yeah, he's saying like that, man, I got I got
small man complex. I'm angry.

Speaker 7 (01:42:09):
Yeah you you created that?

Speaker 8 (01:42:11):
Oh yeah, yeah like you?

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Yeah, God forbid. I don't want someone short. The rest
of y'all can have him.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
I don't care. Watch he is.

Speaker 12 (01:42:20):
He's five nine, so he's exactly average height for an American.

Speaker 10 (01:42:23):
Yeah, too short.

Speaker 9 (01:42:24):
And if you watch, if you watch Intervention, right before
they go to rehab, what do they want to do
more for the road is just doing it while he can.

Speaker 12 (01:42:36):
Speaking of all of that, that brings us to our
next cool guy, Chet Hanks.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Yes on Chat, Well he's in Colombia. And actually Tom
Hanks's sun Chat who at one point thought he was Jamaican.

Speaker 12 (01:42:46):
Oh yeah, well why why is he in Columbia? Well
it's not to do drugs. And actually he's making like
Instagram videos at four am, not because of drugs in Colombia.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
He's gonna tell us right.

Speaker 18 (01:42:56):
Here, am mitaging Columbia.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
I can't sleep. Why I'm full of life? You know
what I'm saying, I'm full of life. I'm sober. Bro, Bro,
this isn't the kind of I can't fall asleep like
I'm coked out. He's full of life.

Speaker 9 (01:43:15):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
You know why Tom Hanks can't sleep because chet is
his son? Yeah, thank you, and he sees and hears
his stuff and goes, man, I'm Tom Hanks.

Speaker 8 (01:43:23):
Am I dealing with this?

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
What did I do to deserve this? Odd?

Speaker 7 (01:43:27):
Because Colin Hanks the other son, who would you would
think be a carbon cot? Which is a carbon?

Speaker 11 (01:43:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:43:35):
Exactly the opposite?

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
Did it?

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Grow up with Tom Hanks?

Speaker 6 (01:43:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:43:39):
Do you have a different mom?

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
Yes, with a different mom.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
The main point livings in Colombia to begin with, why
is he there? To begin with? Yeah, he's getting a
procedure done, some bright smile. He doesn't even need it.
He got full of new teeth, just stories.

Speaker 7 (01:43:56):
His body's ripped.

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
Right, he doesn't need it for his body.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Can buy love you? Getting his teeth done?

Speaker 9 (01:44:01):
Audio walking? Yeah, baby, I didn't. I didn't know anything
about his teeth are Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:44:06):
Everything?

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
Yeah this weekend audio. A new cool person I'm not
aware of. Jessica White.

Speaker 12 (01:44:12):
I guess she's a former model, Sports Illustrated all that stuff.
She was that she was at the luncheon for Enro
endometriosis Awareness Month.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Okay, we're in the awareness month.

Speaker 8 (01:44:23):
Aware, We're aware.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Yeah. So she was at this luncheon and TMC showed
up to talk to this and we have like cists
on your it's.

Speaker 8 (01:44:30):
Like when you shed your you do you really want
to know shed your uterine lining when you're it's a period. No,
it's something about shed or like you're lining grows on
the outside us, Like, yes, it's it's against God's will.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
I thought it was like it. I thought it was
cis on fibroids.

Speaker 15 (01:44:49):
One, it's the lining outside that he grows outside the.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Apparently I know as much about the female reproductive system
as Sammy does.

Speaker 9 (01:44:58):
So you should have gone to this lunch.

Speaker 12 (01:45:00):
Yes, so just at this luncheon there and they asked
her just some normal stuff and she just said about
like what what can girls do that guys can't do
or whatever? And she strolls right over into greg gory territory.

Speaker 10 (01:45:13):
Baby talk for sure, that's it for guy.

Speaker 14 (01:45:18):
And I would also say, it's always pay for a girl,
so like kind of be.

Speaker 16 (01:45:22):
Fine, but if a man does it, duble standards exist
for all of us, right, but women have an ability
to have more freedom with.

Speaker 10 (01:45:30):
Their it to explore their sexuality.

Speaker 9 (01:45:31):
I believe so man should.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Women can be by but men cannot.

Speaker 8 (01:45:35):
I mean, we hear that a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:45:36):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
Grey's been his platform for years. Totally no, no, Greg
just said he doesn't believe that. Bye is.

Speaker 9 (01:45:43):
I don't believe anybody's fifty to fifty buy. I've never
thought that you lean one way or the other, but
you can.

Speaker 8 (01:45:49):
But I know people have toggled in between relationships.

Speaker 9 (01:45:52):
They go back and forth, but they have they definitely
have preference. It's the gateway to gay. Yeah, yeah, it's
a gateway. Guys just dabble. It is way more women.
Don't you think?

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
That's what she said? Yeah, I agree with her that
there is for sure a double standard. I'm sure the
intro endometrios people are loving that covers. Oh yeah, got
him talking about I had no idea. See I had
it completely wrong. But had you not mentioned that, because
she wasn't at this thing, we wouldn't have had that conversation.
And now I know.

Speaker 12 (01:46:24):
Some supermodel talks about chicks smacking clams and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Your liner on the outside right, lining on the got it.

Speaker 6 (01:46:36):
Turn that fat ass ride.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
We're saying rib tips, rib tips.

Speaker 7 (01:46:46):
We're starting to have like rib music festivals.

Speaker 9 (01:46:50):
Oh yeah, those have.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Been going on for years.

Speaker 6 (01:46:52):
Yeah, but like with like tea paint and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
Oh really yeah, I'm never hating on a barbecue festival.

Speaker 9 (01:47:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Tips this weekend audio? What else you got here for?
Do U I arrest audio?

Speaker 12 (01:47:07):
This is from the Deputy Chief of the staff of
the Jersey City, New Jersey, of course, and he did
number one when he was arrested for d UI after
hitting somebody like five thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
In the afternoon. The cop hit somebody. This is the
he's like the deputy chief of staff, a deputy. Oh okay,
got it.

Speaker 9 (01:47:25):
I thought the same that the deputy got the d UI.

Speaker 12 (01:47:28):
Deputy chief of staff, not a deputy. So he rear
ends somebody. He's obviously very drunk. So first off, he
tells the cops to show up. I'm the deputy chief
of staff.

Speaker 9 (01:47:35):
Real smart?

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
Is this fun with accents?

Speaker 16 (01:47:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
No, no, but it's well, you know, in a way it
is Jersey City. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:47:42):
He then asks one of the officers to help him
with something and Greg especially see if you can find
the incongruity with what he's asking for.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Is d UI arrest.

Speaker 10 (01:47:52):
Registration insurance in your vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's not there.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
It's not there, sir.

Speaker 9 (01:48:00):
If you have my phone, right I have?

Speaker 11 (01:48:01):
You?

Speaker 9 (01:48:02):
Can you call my wife?

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
Please at least do that? At least do that? Please, please, please,
please woman, please be so kind of sounds like Ari
Gold please my now okay, I kind of got like

(01:48:31):
that again, Jeremy Pivot Ari Gold. He please, girl girl,
at least do that? Like right there, that sounds like
Jeremy Pivot.

Speaker 9 (01:48:40):
Wi you and you call my wife?

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
Please at least do that. At least do that, please please?

Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
Right a little bits between Tom sand please her tell
her I'm gay?

Speaker 12 (01:48:58):
Who says girl girl? This weekend audio and this is
just for what he we had a crash. We have
that small plane crash the the minor miracle on the
Hudson's calling it where it was a young flight student, right,
and we have some of the would you what do
you call the radio audio with the tower he's called
tower transmission rido transmission. So just for what he to

(01:49:18):
bone off on and you can hear number one, how
calm the guy whose engine's dead and he's going into
the river is and the and what what that sounds
like when you're radio get it in.

Speaker 19 (01:49:31):
The way you're going.

Speaker 22 (01:49:32):
Into the I don't think we're gonna take the airport,
CaCO Roger.

Speaker 18 (01:49:37):
We're gonna fifty fifth into that correction.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
I've already wanted to crash phone out.

Speaker 20 (01:49:41):
The weird are variable. Every phone work there near Newburgh.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
Keep your line at the point and over.

Speaker 16 (01:49:49):
There, competing guy, we got to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
He can talk. Coming to call me back if you
can you get it down.

Speaker 9 (01:49:57):
Good job.

Speaker 6 (01:49:59):
When you're in the river, yeah, yeah, when you swim
on to the shore.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
What do you mean when he said, I'm saying I
already sent the crash phone out?

Speaker 9 (01:50:05):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
Is that like a crash phone? No, maybe like for
just a again assistance rescue. Uh, we're gonna we're gonna
have people there. I'm sending people to that location to assist. Said, Well,
he made it's all right.

Speaker 9 (01:50:21):
Mellow is right, there's a mellow about it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Well, I mean that's the main thing. Stay calm, fly
the plane. O great gory.

Speaker 12 (01:50:34):
This week in audio time for the what do you show?
Original trademark copyright a different game show? What's that sound?

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:50:40):
If you hear this on any other radio station, they
are breaking the law by panning this game.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Here's the sound. Hel Hell, I guess.

Speaker 9 (01:50:56):
A brick of fire.

Speaker 14 (01:50:59):
Can corn because it's like light and then yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
A rain of bullets.

Speaker 9 (01:51:08):
All right, too strong for popcorn?

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
All right? Well, Greg would love this.

Speaker 12 (01:51:11):
This is what happens when you're driving through the desert
and a you happen to pont a swarm of of
the cicadas, but a swarm of locusts, and.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
There's just so many of them that it's literally like hail.
Oh God. I did see a video of that. Really,
I mean it looks like a cloud.

Speaker 8 (01:51:32):
Can you fall through it?

Speaker 10 (01:51:33):
Or is it can?

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
But I mean it's.

Speaker 12 (01:51:34):
It's locus to gregor they're super tiny, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
They're huge and you can see and they destroy towns.
They're literally a biblical place. Let's get one more clip
for this weekend audio. We gonna go back to Greg
here on the paper I roll.

Speaker 12 (01:51:52):
Okay, the story out of CBS Albany where a lady's
just going through cancer, a breast cancer treatment, and she
decided to get a cake to thank the hospital workers, right.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
And something odd happened. So this is an ababe or
an eye roll. What's Greg's reaction going to be?

Speaker 21 (01:52:07):
I came in to pick them up, and I got
them and I walked away. Very nice bakery lady, and
then I realized they said paid and congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
A few days later, CBS six went back to the
Walmart with Diane to see if we could find out
who the generous stranger was. Turns out it was an
employee at the bakery. She didn't want to be identified,
but she did step outside the store for Diane to
thank her in person.

Speaker 21 (01:52:31):
But I gave her a hug, almost cried, and I
walked away. And the cakes were fifty dollars, so it
was a quite significant gift from somebody.

Speaker 9 (01:52:40):
How was that not an abed Well, I won't say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
Okay, Well, yeah, so yeah these were end of chemo cakes. Yeah,
py like she still got she still got more chemo
to go, so she pulled the turk. Okay, but this
is okay? How would this not be an a babe?
I can't imagine how Greg would not obabe this one.

Speaker 8 (01:52:57):
No, it's great, locked in and she didn't want a
bunch of credit. She just you know, stepped inside, you know, to.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
Get I mean, that was a mistake. She should have
taken it full credit. You're you're you're you're a bakery
worker at the Walmart. It's a fifty dollars cave and
your page. Yeah, do we know that she paid for it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
Though?

Speaker 8 (01:53:16):
I mean, did they get comps?

Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
I would think so bakery items are very cheap.

Speaker 9 (01:53:21):
Well that's not Remember when we did that thing where
I would read good news and you guys are crap
on it. Yeah, I'm trying to put myself in your
shoes there and I I'm coming up at a loss.
I don't see how where the I roll could be. Okay, Okay,
good babe, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
It's very nice, but how how would you I think
the I say in cares.

Speaker 12 (01:53:40):
What happened is the bakery worker just comped it like
you're saying.

Speaker 9 (01:53:43):
Like she didn't actually take the money, and she basically, yeah,
she stole it from.

Speaker 7 (01:53:49):
Exactly because you know she'd want to be identified because
she's going to get.

Speaker 12 (01:53:53):
In trouble exactly. Okay, she got to look cool while
doing basically nothing. Well she still didn't make Yes, she's
still make the like not charging.

Speaker 9 (01:54:02):
I would rather take that over the person that treats
it so preciously, like they protect the price and it's
like it's my store. Just be more mellow about it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:10):
Yeah. Also is it?

Speaker 12 (01:54:12):
Is it kind of on the on the woman too,
that like someone gave something nice for you.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
Okay, that's nice.

Speaker 12 (01:54:15):
Let's say it was just a total nice thing. Do
you have to go get the news for that?

Speaker 9 (01:54:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
I would pay for the cake, made sure she knew
about it and called the news. Yes my name, that's right.
I would have called it now the bakery. Yeah, that's
why I let you know, this woman came in to
get a chemo cake. I paid for it. I worked
here in the bakery, and she's about to come pick
it up. Do you want to get her natural reaction
and then interview me about what a great person I am.

Speaker 9 (01:54:40):
And I would get one of those giant checks. Make it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
Have those like a little like tube things you pull
the bottom out of it, and all the confetti would
incorporate some sort of ribbon cutting exactly. Give out my
Instagram the wood It is a throwback Thursday. That's great news.
It's a brief Friday just in general. Tomorrow end of
the week.

Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
That's great new.

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
More chance to win your way to the woody shot
hours take over. That's great news. Ye dude did all right,
so we now welcome here to the studio. He is
the pride of Pacoyman. He is the senior vice President
and managing partner of Club Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Girls. I give you DJ Tim Mar.

Speaker 9 (01:55:28):
What is up?

Speaker 17 (01:55:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
Happy Thursday to you? My friendsday? Dude, you tell me
what's up? We're always yeah, you tell us what is
Let's do some role reversal. Yeah, you know, like because
typically like you come in here and we're always updating people.
What's what's going on out there? You tell us what's happening.
You're the cooler, Yeah, hanging out celebrities, dude, you know

(01:55:52):
what's like Bruno Mars last week all day that was great.

Speaker 9 (01:55:56):
Yeah, that was Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (01:55:58):
I mean, thank you for thinking. I'm don't feel that
description what is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
I think that people who feel cool are the ones
who are not cool. Like people who are actually cool,
I wonder like, do they do they know that they're cool?
Do they feel that they're cool? You know, you know,
but but they're trying to think of somebody. I'm trying
to think of something who's legitimately cool. Celebrity, like a celebrity.

Speaker 9 (01:56:29):
That's legit cool and doesn't think they're.

Speaker 8 (01:56:31):
Cool, Like, how about your boy?

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
Uh take, he's gotta know, right, does he? I think
I think they wake up in the morning and go, God,
I'm cool.

Speaker 4 (01:56:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
It gives me that I'm cool vibe well, because I'm thinking,
like a lot of comedians, there's like that comedy tragedy
thing like comedians because they're always making people laugh and
are jokes and funny, but the inside they're just kind
of damaged them. There's a lot of yeah like this,
They don't they certainly, I'm sure don't sometimes feel they
don't feel that way. They're trying out there, trying to
prove something. Yeah, that's what I want to know. The

(01:57:06):
people who are truly cool do they do? They do
they realize that they're cool? Some people, the example in
my head is not a famous person, but it's this
guy that works at my favorite brewery, and I think
he's so cool. He gets to poor Beer. It's a
cool location. He's so friendly, but he's mellow and like, wait, dude,
it's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:57:26):
You bring up a good point. I do think bartenders
are super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:57:30):
I think they're cool to you do I or do
they just think they're people? I get the vibe they
think they're cool, Like I don't feel that they're cool,
Like it's it's fine. I'm not say they're not nice.
Is that nothing about like being a cool, nice person?
I'm saying like, like they're cool.

Speaker 9 (01:57:46):
Last year, Like yeah, you flip and bottles bottle like
knowing how to make any drink, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
I saw I saw a machine, Greg that you need
a bartending machine. Oh, yes, yes, kind of. It looks
like this big, round, circle ring looking thing. And then
you put the cup in the middle that you're making
the you know, the drink with or whatever, and uh.
And then you just take whatever you have in the house.
So if you had like some tequila and some whiskey

(01:58:13):
and some whatever, and there's these these chambers that you
pour that you pour them into and then you scan,
because there's an app of course on the phone. You scan.
You scan the bottle of whatever you put like in
number one is my you know don Julio Blanco. Number two, Well, yeah,
but you program what's in each one and then the
app tells you all the things you could make with

(01:58:34):
what's in there.

Speaker 9 (01:58:36):
Rules and then it makes it for you.

Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
And so then it gives you a drink menu, pick
the thing, boom, and it spits it out.

Speaker 9 (01:58:43):
That would be fun.

Speaker 6 (01:58:44):
What happens If you want like just a tad extra
of something.

Speaker 9 (01:58:48):
You could probably say make it it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Yeah, you could probably just tell it what you want.

Speaker 19 (01:58:52):
A triple that's great. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't
know if I would try. I like making my own drinks,
but I would love to put that thing to this.

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (01:59:00):
I just went to one of those robot coffee like kyos,
and dude, it made the coffee to perfect proportions. It
was delicious.

Speaker 11 (01:59:08):
You know it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
You know it sucked. I was on Royal Caribbean and
for a while the ships had the robot bartender thing.
Yeah it sucks, but they were early adopters on that.

Speaker 7 (01:59:19):
I'll give them a pass because they've had that for
over like ten years before, like it's been perfected.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
And then they took them out. Yeah, off the shape.

Speaker 7 (01:59:27):
They had that too long, playing in Hollywood on the
Vegas Strip as well.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
Yeah. Yeah, it just takes forever.

Speaker 7 (01:59:33):
But these new robots, the coffee machine I had, Yeah,
but to the robots do.

Speaker 6 (01:59:39):
The robots talk to you though, because I always feel
like it made to me.

Speaker 2 (01:59:42):
It's like my therapist.

Speaker 8 (01:59:43):
Yeah, yeah, they blink at you tell me more.

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Yeah. I thought of you immediately, Greg, because you were
talking aboutw You don't know how to make a lot
of terrible I it's like unless it's beer or wine
to make anyway, just drinking directly from the bottle.

Speaker 19 (01:59:57):
Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, I mean, you can't
go wrong, just like something neat right true.

Speaker 9 (02:00:02):
Oh Menace gave me this coconut whiskey. It is so
good that I describe it as too good.

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
Us about that?

Speaker 11 (02:00:13):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:00:13):
DJ Tim Martinez is here. He gets to choose as
the senior vice president and the managing partner of club
Turn up what song we go up in the club with?
Here on this throwback Thursday. Back in the day, he
was a club DJ, so he knows what he's talking about,
you guys. He is well qualified. He is credentialed and cool.
Dj C It's true, all right, what are we going
with this week?

Speaker 11 (02:00:32):
Tim?

Speaker 6 (02:00:32):
We are going nineteen ninety three Show Me Love.

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
Robin here Me Go. Not to be confused with the
pop singer Robin r O b y N who had
a couple of hits later and then who's that R
O B I N S. Robin S show me love
up in the clurb? It's they shown Robin showing ev

(02:01:06):
in the clerb. Everybody Throwback Thursday. DJ Tim Martine Night.

Speaker 19 (02:01:11):
Now, if there's not a song that doesn't scream club, right,
I mean it's that one for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:01:18):
Classic classic Tim always great to see you you guys,
I will catch you next week. Buila wouldn't approve the
Woody show Man. That's gonna do it for this Throwback Thursday.
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Greg Gory parting words wisdom Please.

Speaker 9 (02:02:53):
Yeah without fail. Childhood punishments will morph into adult goals.

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
Yeah, eat all of your mac and cheese. You're not
getting up until you eat all that mac and cheese.
Go take a nap. Yeah you're going to bed early.

Speaker 9 (02:03:08):
Yeah, don't go out this weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:03:10):
Okay, okay, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Friday. Have a
great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.