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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is now
in session a good more than everybody. Today is March

(00:50):
the sixth, twenty twenty sixth. Today is Friday. Yeah, no,
another week and we're about to put the finishing touches
on that. My name is Woody, that is Greg Gordon. Hi,
we got menas. What is that? There's a sea mass.

(01:10):
We've got Sammy Morgan's here. What's Launce here? Dumb ass tddler,
we got bored, we got Benji, and we got a
Friday on our hands. Everybody, let's get over it, throw
a thing into the weekend, all right, phones are open
eight seven four, Woodie, send us your text or your
Friday check in over to two to nine, eight seven.

(01:32):
I can already tell it's one of those days where
my brain and my mouth are out of sink.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And I don't know if it's just because uh already
kind of like mentally prepared for you know, Friday and
downtime or checked out. Yeah, like a burnout at the
end of the week. Yeah, but uh maybe for warning.
All right, just it's just not working properly.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
It'll be what it'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, all right, eight eight, seven, seven forty four Woody
Text whatever we got to to ninety seven finals. Follow
us on social media at the Woody Show. We got
the fail stories, we got the dumb Ass contest d
u i Q coming up for you today. Anything we
can do to get through this morning into the weekend,
that is the plan here on The Woody Show. Bless
you you Sorry, bless you. Papa John's they're gonna close

(02:13):
about three hundred stores by the end of next year.
Oh no, that yeah, Like that's That's been a story
that keeps popping up this week, and I was like, Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
The only thing I loved about those types of places
is the smell when you walk in, but I haven't
been to one in so long.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
The only thing I really like about Papa John's that
garlic sauce.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Yeah, the cheese bread with the garlic sauce on it.
That was pretty much all I ever ordered from them,
and it was like five bucks.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, but the crust is not my jam over there.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I've never I've never got why people when you order
pizza order breadsticks. I don't get it. Yeah, I've never
got you. It's mega redundant with that order, like when
you get pasta. Okay, so I mean, I know it's
still carbs, but there's the the pizza that. That's what
the breadsticks are. It's the crust that. That's not true though,

(03:03):
like the garlic.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
A garlic breadstick is much softer, thicker, and fluffier than
they crust up a pizza.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
The ones you get from like Papa John's Pizza Hut
or whatever it is. Their pizza dough. They bake it
and then they use the pizza slicer thing like the
half moon looking things. Yeah, and they make strips out
of it and they dump some cheese on it and
maybe send you a little thing. It is qualitatively different.
And by the way, when you send out those things,
why do they send out the marin aero sauce right
out of the refrigerator?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Oh yeah, war lay a little bit warm?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh sea bass? By the way, yeah, uh, this is
from science, and you do like signs you're a man
of science. Everyone should be. Being nice to your co
workers makes you happier. Well, that's that's the general being
nice everybody makes you happier. Studies show that greeting co
workers with a cheerful good morning, cheerful good morning has
a hugely uplifting effect on an office environment.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Let's put Sammy on that list.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Even it's even more potive when managers take a morning
tour to acknowledge their employees first thing.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah in the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, where's the tours?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Management? Walking around in circles? Hi, everybody?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Yeah, I was recently seeing this interview. It says, if
you're super smart, you shouldn't be a dick because it
will just make you even more powerful, the lord over everybody.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You should not be a dick.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, you shouldn't be a dick. Well, because then I'll
get more people to follow what you say. Well, that's
literally true.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
They said that.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
But if you're like a smart person in general, it's
like a superpower, and then it makes you even more powerful.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
If you're smart, you should know better.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Are there any studies out there that say you should
be a dick?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I feel like I've gotten better at saying good morning.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I get the cold shoulder, Sammy, but I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You are the two that I say.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Good morning to.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
I feel like, are you guys serious?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
I'm okay with it. I don't say it to anybody menace.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I say good morning to you.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, I would say about eighty percent of the time,
what do you want to work in?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't like, by the way, I don't expect the
good mornings from anybody.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Because, like you know, yeah, I don't say it.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's fine. We spend plenty of time chatting it up.
It's not like I only see you in passing. Yeah
right now people go oh, hey, good morning, Oh how
you doing in the group? Good morning, which you also
hate is just a yeah, that's all I do. Yeah, yeah,
that's all good. We saw each other five minutes ago
and we will see good morning in Morgan every morning.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
You do you check on me? Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's a Woodie show that well. Today March sixth, it's
a National Oreo Day. It's good National white chocolate cheesecake day,
white chocolate amount of fan.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I used to like it.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Now just take the cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh, thank you. It's a no homework day, which my
kids will tell me is every day, right, you have
any homework time? No? I did study? Hall did? Yeah? Okay.
Then two weeks later, why don't we have some missing
assignments that we're getting notifications about. Oh, I don't know. Oh,
they just haven't up. Yeah. Have you heard that one guy? Yeah,
I think there's everything at twenty days a month off.

(06:05):
They do, they get it, They get a lot, they
get a lot. Today's National Dentist Day, National Frozen Food Day,
and today is National Employee Appreciation Day. I wonder what
the company has planned today. Oh, I'm going to have
stacks of money. I wonder how that's going to go today. Yeah,

(06:27):
all right, Well one of the big entertainment stories. And
I know Gina has been keeping I don't know did
we did we have any other kind of like wed
this could have played out like eventually this is going
to happen any surprise. It's Britney Spears. Yeah, the dy
she got a d She got.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
A d U I as we all know, Wednesday night
in Ventura County, California, and according to the law enforcement,
she was arrested by the CHP, the California High Patrol
around nine thirty and it was later released but she
was immediately taken the hospital for to get her BAC
her blood alcohol level. She told people she was at
point six, but I don't think that that's the way

(07:06):
it went down. And then immediately after she took all
of her social media down, so good luck finding those
sweet night dancing videos.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Like, she's probably not a good drive. I wouldn't imagine
she'd be a good driver. So bright she could be
negative point six.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
They're still going to rush for du When they did
that Free Britney documentary. Part of the documentary was the
big thing where they weren't allowing her to drive, and
they go, okay, we'll allow you to drive. So they
took her as like some random like open.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Parking lot, you're teaching your kids how to drive home.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
In the middle of the night, Like yeah, in the
middle of nowhere, just so she could drive her car.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, she's got so many strikes against her. Number one,
she's nuts. Number two well this was she was under
the influence. But like the number two a or driving
as female, right, I mean, we get you. We were
talking about that. We're making a joke about there was
something where they had stats on this where uh, women
who were pregnant and like rates of accidents or tickets,

(08:01):
moving violations and things like that. I remember we said
if they were pregnant with a boy, there was no difference.
But when they were pregnant with a girl, there were
more accidents. There were more like so yeah, because they
were bad driving for two And somebody left usaid after
hours voice after we had that conversation. Somebody left us
after hours voicemail about that about being pregnant with girls.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
So I don't know his truth.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
But I was pregnant with twins while I was driving.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
My perception change and yep, got in a car accident.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, so weird.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Three women in the car, so dangerous.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
So dangerous.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
We do need drivers.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I mean, how does it end for Britney Spears?

Speaker 10 (08:44):
Though?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Does she? Does she live to a ripe old age
of whatever? I'm just asking, how, like, how do we
think they're bringing back the nuthouse? Is that a fact
around the table? I think they should with her.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
It's just like I feel, you know, I don't know
if she did drugs ever, but well she was.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
On a lot of drugs. They had her medicare.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, it's just like your brain like becomes chemically imbalanced
and you're just fried and some people just can't come
back from that.

Speaker 9 (09:14):
Here's the thing I always think about, like, you know,
good for you girl, do whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Who cares?

Speaker 9 (09:18):
And you know I say that, but then I look
at like the knife dancing, like, oh my god, she
has full grown sons, like humiliating for them.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
It really does bother me.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
But people are allowed to be crazy just because we
know her, and everyone's like save her, control her.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Do all these things. It's like, well if she goes
to jail, why she goes to jail.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I should not be allowed to be crazy because they
put you in the nuthouse. And that's what we're advocating for.
Let's bring that back. He'd be safe.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
You might like it there, Greg Gory, what you got, well,
you might think this is Ahso I'm going to ask Morgan,
do you know who Valerie Bertinelli is?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
There are people my age who have no idea who
I knows. I've been famous our entire life. She was
married to Eddie van Halen.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
She was on one day at a time.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I've heard of van Halen.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
One day at a time was with my that was
my parents. I don't disagree, but to say that people
our age don't know who that is. You might have
heard the name of You might have heard the name,
but that I don't think like it's just like an
automatic that people just automatic know who that is or
can picture you know why? I know she was on
TV and she was married to Edie Van Halen.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
So anyway, she she's got this book out called Getting Naked,
and so she's doing the interview rounds and she says
what we've been saying, that it's nobody's business if anybody
takes weight loss meds, and she said, anything somebody else
does that doesn't affect your life, leave them alone.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
Yeah, but she was the spokesperson for weight loss, well
weight loss she's talking about like GLP one and stuff
like that.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Now, she also says she wants to get a necklift,
but she's too afraid because she had her breast implants
removed and got an infection in complications, so she scared,
but eventually does want.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
To do it because she didn't go to Columbia and.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Exactly Valerie to go to Columbia. And then she also
says she did try botox, but only once. She didn't
like the way it made her eyebrows look, so she
just grew her bangs out to hide her forehead.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
I get that sometimes that it does mess up the brows.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
But her whole point is whatever people want to do
that they think makes them look better, none of your business.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
And do it until you go overboard and you start
looking clownish or caricature.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
There was like, I think you get to a point
where it starts to look normal and then it starts
to look good, like it starts weird.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I think you want to believe it and then it
looks actually good. How Simon Cowell doing, Greg all the
people that we've heard about here recently, Yeah, they look weird.
I mean it's fine if that's what they want. It's fine. Men,
it's what you got. All right.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Well, I will bring up something kind of old timy
because it kind of relays, well, it kind of relates
to you.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Ask Morgan if she knows, she.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Will know nothing about this. It just relates to something
that we talked about. This the only reason I'm bringing
it up. Okay, So you know the band Nelson Nope, nope,
maybe let me let me.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Let me play hit?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, all right. So they had a big song, Yeah
they had They had a couple of songs, like one
was called After the Rain, not a big one. The
big one was Love and Affection. Yeah, that was their
biggest song. This is their biggest song.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, it's something I reas think of after the Rain.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm sure I've heard it before.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
But it's not like you had.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
No idea Morgan Nelson fan.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Well, the reason I bring him up is because we're
recently talking about like, if you die and you have
a lot of debt, who does that go to?

Speaker 8 (12:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Who who takes care of that? Well?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
I didn't even know that Nelson was part of a
like super famous family and they were part I had
no idea me neither me neither. But you remember remember
the event of Ozzy and Harriet from the nineteen fifties
and sixties.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Love I My dad loved Wways.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
So they're part of some super famous family. Their grandparents
owned this super famous TV show. They owned all the
rights to it, and then their their grandfather died in
nineteen seventy five, and then their father took it over
and he died in nineteen eighty five in a plane crash. Right, Okay,
so this is right when they're all like taking off

(13:29):
their teenagers all this kind of stuff. So to hold
on to all the rights to all these TV shows
and all the music, they started going to debt. They
took on the debt themselves as teenagers because they didn't
want quote dishonnorable bankruptcy because the family name, because they
come from a famous family, they didn't want the name

(13:52):
to be tarnished in bankruptcy. So as teenagers, as they
were becoming famous in this band, they took on all
the debt to pay it off. So they did it
all like on the under.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
So the public wouldn't be like so the public.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
Wouldn't know Nelson, the super famous nineteen fifties Nelson family
wouldn't be tarnished.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
So they know of their family history. Morgan, I know now,
I know how you feel when we talk about it.
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (14:16):
You've never heard of Ricky Nelson or Ozzie and Harriet Harriet.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I know that, har but couldn't tell you that My
parents were super into that.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh yeah, they're gonna be in the marshes of rock
Crews coming up. I pulled up a hook of after
the races. This is one. I think it's the bigger.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, Love and Affection was wasigulous. Yeah, I loving Affection. Yeah.
I'll tell you guys, they're both big singles. But Love
and affection was slightly big. Yeah, I don't know. And
they or are they twins? I wasn't sure. Yeah, that
was their thing. It's the show. How about. I tried

(14:55):
my best to find some celebrity stuff with people that
you might have heard of.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Good.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, all right, I'm listening Tate McCrae. Yes, so there's
been the whole thing. So Jack Hughes, who is the
big like star of the Olympics for the men's hockey team. Yeah, right,
so he is with Tate McCray. Now, my wife hates
Tate McCray, love her so much, just thinks that she's
trashing on talented, completely fabricated, and you know, there's a

(15:21):
lot of Britney Spears comparison. So she does a lot
of stripper dancing. Yes, yeah, it's like she was like,
what it's all about. Yeah, he's basically a stripper. I
don't don't know really anything about her, like if she's well,
you know, like Brittany in other ways, or like the music.
I have no idea since.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
The beginning though, that she has become like on the
scene of pop music. She has always put it out
there that she's a major hockey fan. Okay, well, there
are all the music videos, everything. And Jack's a young guy,
young dude. He's a superstar, great player for the New
Jersey Devils, Olympic champion and the hero of the Olympics.
All right, Greg, your favorite Billy Porter?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh god, do you know who? That is? Very annoying.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
He's an actor and he's super very Is.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
He the black gay guy that always dresses in.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Super two for two Morgan knowing who the hell this is? Yeah,
he sucks. He claims that he was dead for three
days during a battle with sepsis. Yes, yeah, so what
what what exactly is sepsist? Again?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
That's poisoning, right, is it?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah? Infection poop goes where it shouldn't go. Oh okay,
I knew I had something maybe to do something with poop. Yeah, possibly. Yeah.
Do you guys know Taylor Deerden, who plays mel in
the show The Pit. No, I watched The Pit. Look
my name Taylor. It's a it's a girl.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Oh I know who she is?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's very strange. Right. Uh she is
Brian Cranston's daughter. Yeah, that's that's what.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
They were saying about The Pit. There's like three actors
on there that have famous parents or the other one
I just knew about.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know. I watched the show. But you you've
heard of The Pit and you've heard of Brian Cranston, right, yes, okay,
so you and the Pit is a very popular show
right now, these awards it, Yeah, you keep telling me them.
Do you know who Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan are?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Billy Crystal, Yes, I think I got.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
To see that.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Billy Crystal. I think me Bryan.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Okay, I'm just gonna be honest. I'm thinking of Meg
from Family Guys.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
No.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Into they started.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
They started together in a movie called When Harry Met Sally.
Remember the orgasm scene you that that could reference a
lot of.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Morgan.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, all right, so it's one of Rob Reiner's most
iconic movies. And they're going to reunite Billy Crystal Meg
Ryan at the Oscars to pay tribute to him. Now,
Conan O'Brien's hosting the show, and as you know, he
also hosted something Else the holiday party where Rob Ryaner
and his wife were at the gout in the fight
with Nick. I'm saying he was a better host. Oh yeah,

(17:54):
and then he killed them later on that night. Now
for the tribute. Billy Crystal is going to do the
talking Meg gonna be, you know, standing there on stage
with some of the stars of Rob Rob Ryner's other movies.
I think his greatest movie ever was The Prince's Bride. Sure,
great movie. You've probably never seen it, or you've probably
heard of it, but.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh for sure, I think I saw it as a kid.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Inconceivable. The Oscar is happening on Sunday the fifteenth. Gayton
You from Stranger Thingsazo, the cliff Palate, the kid, the
one of the kids, one of the kids from Stranger Things,
What's what's his character's name? And Stranger Things, the one
with the fa dusted Stranger Things. You watch Stranger Things?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I do not, but I recognize him, Okay, right.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
The one with the weird face. He is starring in
a college comedy called Pizza Movie. This seems like something
that The Menace would be into. I don't know if
you've heard anything about it, but it's gonna be on
Hulu on April third. You want to check that out.
ABC has renewed ABB Elementary for a sixty sixth season.
That show Jamie Lee Curtis, do you know who that is?

Speaker 11 (18:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
That big blonde bitch.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Right blonde. Don't think of Jennifer Coolidge.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, no, I'm not. No, yeah, she's well gray blonde.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
She's and she's not a lesbian.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
She was the Bear right famously married to a.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
She's a famous formaphrodite. Right, Oh yeah, right, that was
always like the thing about her.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
She married to Christopher that.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
She was born. Do you know what hermaphrodite is? Okay,
it's when you're born with both sex organs. Oh, I
think she might just be.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
I think that's the rumor.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Like, uh, I definitely know who she is.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
That's not true. It's just one of those things, you know.
Richard gear Is, Yes, was he in.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Larry David Show.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Kurby your enthusiasms? Maybe no, I don't think. Maybe he
made an appearance, but it wasn't a regular He was
in Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
And off Sudden a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh okay, so Jamie Lee Curtis says the Bear, Oh yeah, okay,
thank you. That's gonna end with its fifth season. Should
have ended after one, also, the end of an era
that they say should have never begun in the first place.
Jersey Shore Family vacation that is going to be gone
after its upcoming ninth season.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yes, yeah, he has cancer.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's it's over for that. I just wanted to have
maybe some entertainment news with people involved that you've heard
of before. Thank you, good love like that talk for
your Birthdayaya weren't sit and you know we don't do what.
Happy birthday to Shaquille O'Neill, fifty four years old today.

(20:35):
Tom Arnold, who dumbass Tyler is Like I thought he
was dead. Oh yeah, I don't know who he was
confusing him with or maybe you know whatever, but I
haven't heard about him for either time. Yeah. Tom Arnold
is sixty seven. Martin Cove from Karate Kid, the Cobra.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Kai in Structure, Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
He's seventy nine today. Wasn't he he was in trouble
for something recently? I thought he he tried the kind
of felt somebody up at some like commons.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
I've done interviews with these the nicest dude.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
If you watch Cobra Kai, this guy plays Hawk Jacob
Bertrand he is twenty six. David Gilmour from Pink Floyd
is eighty. Dl Hughley is sixty three, and Tyler the
Creator is thirty five. Your porn of birthday today is
Florine Russell. Florine Russell, It's weird, Florine Love, Florence Loraine, Lorraine,

(21:28):
Florine Today's birthday girl. She has seen more tips than
a waitress at Hooters in four hundred and twelve fine films,
including pounding her pleasure pocket. She was in the epic
Try Not to Finish Challenge Lesbian Foot Looking Frenzy Volume one.
She was in Double Penetration Temptation, and then who can

(21:50):
forget her unforgettable role in Pure Anal Massacre. Oh, that's
as Florine Russell, who's thirty seven years old today, And
that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that a Friday.
Look what's happening around the world of entertainment?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
My pants are around.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Do you feel each individual pumping? And we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
So don't be surprised.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
And that's what you get.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
What's the what's no, I'm money? That's Greg Gory Hi
wood menis good warning to you. There is Gina gram
we got sea bans, We've got Sammy Morgan is writing, Yeah,
he phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What
he text us Friday check in over to two to
nine eight seven. Let's see what's happening in the world

(22:47):
gena gravity trending news headlines.

Speaker 11 (22:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
Well, President Trump is done with Department of Homeland Security
Secretary Christy Nome. In a statement on social media, he
thanked her for her work, so she'll be moving on
to a new position called the Special Envoy for the
Shield of the America's Choice. That's right, which is a
new security initiative they're being in that they're announcing.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
I had this weird feeling from the beginning, like once
she started putting putting herself in all the commercials and
stuff like that, I go, oh, this chick is out
because you can.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You can't be the star. You know, there's only one star.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah No, that's a really good point.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's Donald Trump right there.

Speaker 11 (23:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
Well, she took the firing and stride. She thanked Trump
for everything. However, some people happy to see her go.
Democratic leaders all over the country celebrated the firing, especially
after the recent controversy in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I wonder what the like the severance package of big
for a job like that.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Do you get what if you're going right.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Down shifting jobs right, you don't get new title. This
is true. It's not corporate America. It's different.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
And Trump has appointed some because oh, yeah, you have
to get on cobra.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
You ever have to do so for those who insanely
who have been lucky enough to never have to experience this.
So when you lose a job and you had benefits
like medical benefits through your through your job, they they
don't continue. But there's a program called Cobra. It's like
a carryover program that's supposed to bridge between you losing
your benefits with your current job. They're paid, you know,

(24:19):
well people are paying into like a portion comes out
of your check, but you're not paying the whole thing.
The company pays a good portion of it too. But
when you're on Cobra, you're responsible for the entire nut.
But you get to continue your health coverage. I don't
remember the monthly price, but it was like a yeah, family,
I had family coverage, so it was even more than that.

(24:40):
Oh that's fun. So you don't have a job and
then break Yeah, so Cobra is supposed to bridge until
you get to your new job, and typically new jobs
have like a thirty or sixty day old uh you
know window from when you start to where your benefits
kick in. So it's supposed to cover that time. But
it's a painting, it's mega expensive.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Do you have to pay her? Can you just be like, no,
you don't have to do it? Okay?

Speaker 9 (25:05):
But also you just you just tapped into something I
never thought about. I never really thought about why it
was called cobra and you just said it's a carry over.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Bedfish or carryover benefit.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Now we're getting somewhere with white.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Venus.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
They strangle, they suck away your life.

Speaker 9 (25:26):
Well, I'm sure we're going to be hearing more about
this on True Crime podcast, so I will keep you
posted on that. Three women in two separate areas of
Utah have been found dead, and it seems like all
three were killed by the same person. So two of
the women were found dead on a hiking trail and
the third was found dead in a house. The suspect
was tracked down in Colorado, and this is where a
story gets super weird. Okay, so the alleged killer wasn't

(25:49):
from anywhere near the area. And had come all the
way from Iowa. He was driving in Utah, he hid
an elk before selling his truck to the Toe company
and staying in a hotel for a few days. From there,
he killed the one woman at her house, spent the
night in her back shed, and then stole her car
in the morning. After a while, he wanted to switch
the cars, obviously, and that's when he spotted the other

(26:09):
two women getting out of their car. That's when he
killed them and stole their car. And cops asked him
why he did it, and this psycho.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Running from something.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
All he said was he had like doing it. It
just had to be done.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Just so you guys know, I didn't enjoy it. Yeah,
it had to be done.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Some things just have to be done.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Like I won't go to prison if I don't like
doing it.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Right here, COBRA stands for Consolidated on the Bus Budget
Reconciliation Act of nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
The other one sounded.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Her benefits right away.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's something ale, your ale exactly, relocation something I don't
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Cosolidated on the Bus Budget Reconciliation Act of nineteen eighty
five my head. Yeah, it allows employees and their families
to temporarily continue employer sponsored health coverage. It's not the
sponsored health cover because they don't pay into it. Now.
I had to do the Cobra thing because the last
time I needed it was when you know, I got
fired from our station in San Francisco and my wife

(27:11):
was seven months pregnant. Oh my god, this was not
the time to not have you have the insurance. I
want to say. It was close to two thousand bucks
per month. Yes, I can see that easily. Yeah, and
this was two thousand and nine. I can't even imagine
what it is now.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
A five dollars maybe, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
When I got fired from that station, I had worked
there fourteen years. My severance package was six thousand dollars,
so it covered COBRA for a few months.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Nice damn Well.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
Back in twenty twenty four, scientists discovered an asteroid floating
out there in space and they thought it could be
headed straight for the Moon. At the time, I know
this seems low, but anything over zero is not good
at the time.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
So when you were talking about minutes, there was like
some no, there was one that was coming towards Earth.
That was like oddly shaped the UF.

Speaker 9 (27:56):
Well, this one had a four point three percent chance
of a direct hits.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, right, But the new info says that the Moon's
going to be spared.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
The asteroid is about two hundred feet across, and now
it's expected to miss the Moon by over thirteen thousand
miles when it gets there in twenty thirty two. And luckily,
scientists have officially ruled out the chance of the asteroid
having any impact with Earth when it passes by. So
we'll just wait for next to the next one.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Even thirteen thousand miles sounds close right in space.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Two hundred miles nothing so. United Airlines finally introduced a
rule that should change flying for the better for everybody.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
They're now making it.

Speaker 9 (28:35):
Very clear that passengers who refuse to wear headphones while
using their electronic devices.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I saw this, I thought that was already a rule,
not in any plane. I would go on, Wow, they're
extra saying it's a rule, right, But I thought it
was already ruling it that you were supposed to have.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
It's a courtesy. But now you could literally get banned
all together.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
A rule just out in the world too.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
That would be amazing. I hate when they do that.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
I was on a plane where a guy was listening
to was phone just out loud watching videos YouTube, and
the flight attendant went up to him multiple times and
said you have to either turn the volume off or
put headphones on, and he just didn't listen.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, I will take a video like a TV show,
a movie or anything like that over someone's music. Number one. Yeah,
and the worst because this is the usually the main
offender when people are doing this on planes. They've given
the tablet or whatever to their kids, and their kids
watching it. It's usually a little ass kid exactly.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
That is accurate.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You have no self awareness.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
None, zero.

Speaker 11 (29:38):
Well.

Speaker 9 (29:38):
United confirmed the rule change in a statement, saying they've
always asked passengers you use headphones, but now quote with
the expansion of starlink, it seems like a good time
to make it even clearer by adding the rule to
the contract.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah. United added starlink to all their planes. Yeah that's so,
which is dope. You know, streaming speeds it's really great.
But yeah, when they did that, they had to update
the language and a lot of their policy stuff. So, like,
I guess this is a good time to officially add
this in good.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
But don't worry if you forget your headphones.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
There's still no excuse because they'll give you those old
free ones if you ask for them. And the nice
people over at Wendy's have a new job opening and
this is like for real, so listen up. They're looking
for a chief Tasting Officer and it pays one hundred
thousand dollars a year. Okay, Morgan, listen. It'll involve taste
testing food, creating content and maybe even appearing in some ads.

(30:28):
As for the qualifications, this is a big one. All
you need is a human mouth, a pulse, and some opinions.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, but they're also looking for someone, I think, to
do blogs and social media and things.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
So you have to have and eat that kind of food.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
You have to have a knowledge of eat kind of food. Okay,
I don't eat that.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Okay, well you must be.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Out except the chili in the cinnamon ring.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Maybe they check your final and not some sense into you.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Hopefully well.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Applicants have to upload to upload a video explaining them bite.
I think they're the right fit for the job, and
they get bonus points for including Wendy's branding.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Of course, that sounded like when people go, I don't
watch television listen to radio like that. That that statement,
that comment came across that way.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I don't have the money to cheat and take a shot,
so I have to do it the hard way.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
It's extremely affordable, that's what they say. That's why we
have the obesity epidemic, because that's what people go with
when they don't have I know, look how much you're
spending on food.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
But remember Morgan. Morgan's an athlete. I saw her eat
a bowl of like bloated chia seeds. So she's on
like a very specific dive.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
That was one of the grossest things I've ever seen anybody.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Fish Greek yogurt.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
It looks like it looks it looks like a bunch
of eggs at a cockroach lay. Eggs are right too,
by the way, I don't even know if cock cockroaches
have have eggs. Looks like.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
She's eating like those people that work at the pop stations, you.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Know, Yeah, yeah, exactly right, like like a top forty.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Because I care about my body, God forbid.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (32:11):
Well, finally, speaking of caring about your body, the girls
Scout Troop from New Jersey is getting in big trouble
after they made a lot of money setting up shop
in front of a weed dispenser.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh that's weird. Oh sual story. Yeah, this happens every year.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Every year and they they do gangbusters on these.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
They had their shooters permission. It was a great fit.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
The troop ended up selling all their cookies and they
couldn't even keep up with all the demand, like they
they couldn't keep up with people perfectly walking out and
getting the you know dosey does.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
That's the good news. The bad news is that the
muckety muck's over at the Girl Scouts. They're not happy
with the way the money was made.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (32:48):
Yeah, the troop was scheduled to sell in front of
the weed shop again, but apparently they were told to
stop it.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
But the weed shop's legal and they.

Speaker 9 (32:55):
Loved the partnership. The weed shop owner says that having
the girls outside was quote all about community. They didn't
want to get anyone in trouble. A bunch of news outlets.
They've reached out to the Girl Scouts of the higher ups,
but no comments so far.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
It's legal, and there was a story, and you're trying
to raise business women. They were doing business.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
There was a story and it happens every once in
a while. One again more recently, where there was like
a little league or something football team, the kids sports
something and they needed something done for The field was
in bad shape in this particular town, in the neighborhood.
So for the kids. Uh, they were trying to raise
money to get the field fixed up, maybe get a
new scoreboard, things like that. So in step to local business,

(33:37):
they pony up all the money for it. And they went, no, no,
thank you, we don't accept. So are you about the
kids or not? That business was a strip club. It's
a legal business.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's a good way to do it too.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
But I'm saying like, and I don't even think it
was about having their name on it. They they didn't
even want to accept the money from the business because
it's a strip hypocrit Like, it's a legal business. Guarantee
you there's some behind that board. You know, haters gonna hate.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
I get the tie in with the dispensary, but it's
not like you go into the dispensary to buy your
weed and walk out mega high.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
But you know, you know you're gonna want those cookies.
Yeah later. Smart Also means not even a dispensary. I
feel that way when the girls are set up outside
the grocery store, I can't avoid them. I'll make the
argument as well.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
If you look up the Girl Scouts address, it's for
twenty so you know, think about that.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Think about that. Well, if you look up the address
for the headquarters for the Okay.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
There are twenty Girls Scout Boulevard.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Which are like, that's saying, what do you for twenty No?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I understand that. Is that really a girl the Girl
Scouts head quarters head quarters for twenty Yeah, I think
you're so we know what they about. Yeah, we'd be knowing,
we'd be knowing.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
No secret National headquarters.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, National Headquarters address.

Speaker 9 (34:58):
Quarters twenty twenty something for twenty fifth Avenue.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yep. Nice, Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
One to below one Morgan got it.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
It's going on.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
I think everybody bought a couple of people. We're gonna
take a quick break. We got some more Woodies show
coming up for your next hang on. Ok Okay, okay,
I think I know what that is.

Speaker 11 (35:28):
Yeah, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I saw something where they did some research Harvard Medical School, Greg. Yeah,
they know a couple of things. Yeah, And they found
a link between big music release days and a spike
in deadly car accidents. What yeah, because people were bumping
that music. Yeah. So it was data from this study,
the Fatality database, and they matched up with Spotify's charts,

(35:54):
and they they tracked the ten most streamed albums between
twenty seventeen and twenty twenty two. So on the day
the days of those albums drop, So Taylor Swift or
Drake something like that, streaming activity jump by nearly forty percent,
Traffic deaths climbed by fifteen percent. Yeah. Yeah, people are

(36:16):
just too damn excited.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Also another detail they said that stood out, the jump
in fatalities was more pronounced in cars that had Apple
car Play, suggesting that in car phone mirroring tech makes
drivers more likely to mess with their playlists while they're
on the move.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
That I see, Yeah, and I love Apple car Play.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Same.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
They also say there's more crashes after we change the
clocks because we're that pathetic.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Which, by the way, that's that's that's happening.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
That I don't know what Sunday, you know what I forgot.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
How I didn't believe it but the clocks changed and
I was listening to the radio and it was like,
there's more car accidents when the clocks changed.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
And then thirty seconds later I got in a car. Crap, Yes,
what was it your fault?

Speaker 8 (37:03):
There was like a five car pile up, and then
the car before me stopped just short of it, and
then I hit the car in front of me.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
So it was a separate accident.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
But so here's something else, because the research also shows
that drivers listening to music with over one hundred and
twenty beats per minute make sudden lean changes more than
other drivers. They also speed more. That makes sense, so
this is also what they did. They looked at Spotify's
one hundred most streamed songs, scoring them for BPM, energy, danceability, volume,

(37:31):
spoken content, and lyrics. And these are the songs most
likely to get you pulled over for speeding.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Okay, okay, ready, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
So number number one on their list is EMI Lose Yourself.
Yeah that makes me an aggressive driver? Yes, this is
This is number one.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Makes you a little overconfident, This can.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Get you pulled over speeding. The other one what really?

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Really?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, this is number two on the list. It's a
very soccer model I'm not getting Yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Do you late to soccer practice?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Like a minivan? Badass?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
The next one here is uh, Yes, I've always hated
this song.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
I think it's just the beat because it's the speed
of the song makes you want to speed.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
I can see that. Yeah, I agree with that one. Yes.
Number four is du a lipa nice. Yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 9 (38:38):
Feel like it's just the kind of song it is
like you turn its way up and you're not paying attention.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, this I disagree with it. I like it. We
would make me drive.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Slower, yeah, slower? Yeah, I just think it make you
more distracted.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Just cruise, you know, yeah, you just be feeling the vibe. Yeah.
Number five, The song fifth most likely to get you
pulled over for speeding is.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
Confessis like Sammy Yingers.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I would so get pulled over to the.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Song someone who hears the report and causes her to crash.
This is Sean Mendez.

Speaker 9 (39:20):
I like this, but it wouldn't be like, yeah, let's
open the bitch up on the road, like yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's it's funny. What passes this quote? Rock? Now too?
You know, it's like this is even rock.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I couldn't even tell you who.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
So this is supposed to be like, you know, badasspeeding song. Yeah,
I don't know. Number six on the list is.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Song this is like for kindergarteners to learn the days
of the week.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, this is like Near and Far Street, right, this
is uh Jung's Cook the hell that is so Joan
Number seven?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
This makes more sense to me.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
This I understand.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, and where's the Rabbit?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Like Travis Scott remix called goose Bumps.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
I could see this effecting driving.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I get every time I've not heard this one.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
This is such a day.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Yeah, like Morgan SMAs original terrible.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Uh let's see number eight. Yes,
really there's another one. I'm kind of a break on
this one. This is more like a slow down. Yeah,
it's yeah the song.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
I love the song, but it's I think it kind
of makes me sad.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It says on the text this list is pissing me off.
I could see it making me eat and just pure frustration.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, let's see number nine. It's another eminem song. Y. Yeah,
I'm not speeding to this one. Years ago somebody said
Jung Cook is from BT s Oh there you go cool.

(41:26):
Number ten is another one from Imagine Dragons. Oh yeah,
this is like.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
To do a leap one. You just turn it up
and you're distracted. You're not going to fact, I.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Don't turn this up. I turn this off. Yeah yeah,
I just turned this up. The song will be better
for Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
Why why doesn't Oklahoma? Why doesn't Why don't the Thunder
use this for their I've always wondered that.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Email them.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I'm sure they've heard of it.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
It's a question that's a question for them.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
There's only one outside factor that really affected my driving
for a period of my life, and that was when
I was addicted to Grand Theft Auto. I would play
it for hours and hours and hours and hours, and
then I would go home, and it really skewed my
sense of reality. I thought like I could crash right
through this thing, or oh I missed my exit. I
can just go over the overpass and happy.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
To hear someone admit that, because everyone's like there's no correlation.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
That's the one thing, the one outside factor that fully
affected me.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Interestingly, did you ever play and then go immediately drive?
It'll be like, oh, this is real life.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
I need to because I didn't have the game. My
friend had it lived about I don't know, half an
hour away, play for hours, get in the car and have.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
You felt Yeah, dude, somebody just texted over about this one.
This one could do the trick.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Give me.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Now we're talking.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yeah, I thought there was gonna be a lot more
metal on that list.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Metallica Fuel Yeah, tell ye. Oh, by the way, I'm
gonna go see uh Metallica sphere. That's gonna be my first.
They're doing a residency. I'm sure you've heard about it
on play Yeah, yeah, talk about bp MS. Yeah, not
till knock October though, Oh damn it, don't you mean October? Yeah?

(43:09):
Rocked over anyway. I don't get excited about many concerts.
This this one will be cool. Yes, that's that's a
good one. Good. Oh, here's there's another one on the
On the text they say that the other one does
it for them? Is Metallica? Remember this song I Disappear?
It was on the Mission Impossible? Hell yeah you remember

(43:31):
this song?

Speaker 9 (43:31):
Right?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Oh for sure?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
How was Metallican? None of us? They maybe you want
to snort coke off of a hooker's ass. It's the
six sixth one agreed. Yeah, my favorite part is coming
up there we go ready four Greg, I'm ready? Yes
see they do the facts phils. Yeah how six to

(44:01):
six says that was a gay speeding lish Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
That makes me want to speed over my boyfriend's house
and put his nethers in my mouth. Suit. That's a
good song, right there, I don't here here you are? Yeah?
All right, anyway, well we'll take a quick break and
we'll have some more woody show next.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Yeah, that's other. D oh there's another great song from
Metallica through the Never I know the title, yeah it was.
It was track seven on the Black album m Yeah,
so good, what Love Go? So here you go Grey

(44:55):
what It's what we've been waiting for. Really, This forty
five old dude, he's been doing testosterone replacement therapy for
several years. He noticed that his balls were getting smaller
and smaller as a side effect of the therapy, and
he was self conscious about it, and he decided to

(45:17):
do something about it. He went in for a procedure
called scrophill It's a non surgical procedure where they inject
this like acid filler stuff into your bag to make
it look fuller, larger and heavier.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
You know, I'm always complaining, like your balls larger and heavier.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Note he got this done in a medspa.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
They do all signs of injectables.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
He got his girth fill for his penis while he
was there. Hey, while you're down there. And a lot
of dudes have been lining up to get both filler
injections done, and most of them say it's not painful
because they use a numbing agent and some anesthetic and
stuff like that. But I don't. You're wondering how much
how much most first time patients need between ten and

(46:06):
fifteen syringes worth the fillero and the first ten syringes
will cost you about seven five hundred bucks each. Additional
syringe costs an extra six hundred bucks. The results they
say could last for about two to three years, but
a reup on the filler is recommended every twelve to
eighteen months. Oh my god, do it. So you got

(46:26):
to have a decent job just to pay for your
scroll fill.

Speaker 9 (46:30):
It's worth it, dude, may be a grower and a shower.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
You like a blind person not having the stick. I
mean like you need it. You need it. It's a necessity.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
I wonder if those penile injectibles actually work, like the
scrot them thing. I'm with Gina, like who ever complained like, yeah,
your scrotum doesn't look full in it?

Speaker 7 (46:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
So hey, honey, I have to read you this this email.
I gotta I gotta find it. But this guy was
gay dude was saying we have it all wrong about
balls and that gay dudes love balls and they're like
doing things with balls, and he goes and they notice
the look and like he goes, there's some like basically
hot balls, Like yeah, like like like depending on like

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how low they hang or like.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
How whatever elephant skin.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, the proportion you know, to the rest of what's
going on there, Like you could have like a nice
set of balls, or you could have like something, you know,
extra fugly. Yeah, they're old man hanging down whatever. Yeah. Yeah,
yeah exactly. Then I think we all agree on that. Yeah.
So Greg, I mean, do you do you notice a
set of balls, like, oh, wow, there's a nice balls

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as a gay man, That's what he was arguing.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
No, but there's one are you blind? One thing that
you noticed well that you noticed that I noticed, Like
sometimes you notice if they're incredibly small, and they're not proportional.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Okay, well that's what he was saying.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
But the proportional Okay, that's so funny because when you
look at all those old timey statues from you know,
however thousands of years ago, big giant because that and
like teeny tiny little peckers, because that was the look
like they it was equated with intelligence.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
They wanted big balls, small wiener and very groomed statues,
like you give me tiny balls all day. If I
have a giant log that bigger. Yeah, so what I'm
saying you could remove them for a giant cool.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Yeah, I agree, but it's a trend of the times.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, and you got to do it every year and
a half. Ladies, like when the guy's pants come off,
do you take a look and go, wow, nice balls
or they?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I mean you notice if they are gross and hanging
down too far on your dates.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Because you want the older guys which there hanging out
on the ground.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I think this is.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
So John Tapper, you know John.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Rescue.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
So he's got the opinion on what happened to people
going out and drinking. Oh, because you keep hearing man
the numbers, they're just getting crushed. He says, everything is down,
beer consumption, wine, seltz or spirits, all of it down.
It's a billion dollars. Yeah, and you know these people
are running these businesses and stuff and like, damn, what happened? Yeah,
what the hell happened? He said it was during the pandemic.

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It was the training ground for people who just got
acclimated to making drinks at home for themselves or maybe
having just a couple people come over and they're like,
this ain't so bad.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah, I get you, it's cheaper.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I kind of like it. Yeah, you don't have to
go anywhere and just maybe just go over to like
someone's house. So they said that was kind of you know,
they noticed I guess, you know, looking at all the numbers,
and he works with a bunch of different bars and
stuff like That's that. That's really where it never came
back after COVID. It was already going down before COVID,
but he said it really took a hit. It never

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rebounded obviously after that.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Well, he's not addressing those just drinking in general is down.
It's not like everybody's having home cocktail parties all the time,
but the people. But as far as the bar business
right going.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
They didn't just stop drinking they're just drinking at home, Yes, but.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
They did though they also they also cut down on drinking.
Drinking itself was down. Friday is still the favorite day
to have a drink. Turns out a lot of people
don't even want to have at a bar restaurant. Thirty
two percent now prefer at home happy hour.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
But even pre pandemic, I always thought in movies and
TV shows, you see the guy who's in a bad
mood go to the bar order a shot, and I think,
just do that at home.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
What are you doing? I want to go random people.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
Well, the other thing from like TV and movies is
like the guy with like the unemployed guy would be
at the bar every day exactly.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
This forty year old mom in Utah, she's in trouble
after she tried to be the life of the party.
She was hosting a party and as the hostess, she
wanted to make sure that everyone had a good time,
so she handed out alcohol. Come on, was it was
a kid's birthday partyers, So the police got a call
about the alcohol after a parent of one of those
kids got picked up and noticed that their kid was

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drunk read the booth. So the cops show up at
the house and they were immediately greeted by a miner
who was struggling just to get off the floor. Six
of the kids there at the house were drunk, one
of them passed out on the floor with the bottle.
The mom was arrested and uh, yeah, it's it's stuff

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like providing alcohol to minors, child abuse, greg aggravated child abuse.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
How old were the kids?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
It didn't it just said miners. My wife and I
have decided that we are not going to be that
house where it's oh, just give me your keys, you know,
with the friends coming over, Oh just hand me your kids.
We have some neighbors across the street. She's a therapist,
he's a lawyer, and they both know people from their

(51:59):
respective uh professions who have dealt with that. And it's
a nightmare. Oh for sure, it's a nightmare because people
or people still leave the house and like one kid
left the house where they collected everybody's keys and just
let them drink there ended up getting hit in the
middle of the street because they were walking.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
So it's not just about driving, right.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
So it's not just the driving. You need to worry
about you. You got to like lock them down. They
can't leave the house. And if they do, and you
were there and you were aware that they were, you know,
you were contributing to that. You're so screwed.

Speaker 9 (52:30):
Now, when did you start having if you did, which
I'm assuming you did, start having these talks because I
got a ten year old and I've already been like
when you're older and all, blah blah blah blah blah,
I will be the no questions asked, I'm coming to
get you parent. You know, like if you if your
drunk friends try to get you in a car with them,
you call me, no questions asked, I'm coming to get you.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah. They know a lot about that. And what's interesting
is that they they're they're super aware of vaping. Yeah,
and not just like right like your flawn vape so good.
I highly recommend stuff. And so they're they're really good.
They're very turned off. But you can tell because like
we don't initiate that conversation. They they this kid was

(53:10):
blah blah blah blah, and who Yeah, oh they know
they do. They do know people. But at the same time,
it's not appealing to them, and I understand it because
when I was their age, like, it didn't seem appealing
to me either, Like that smoking I tried. I tried smoking,
I'm saying, but like the drinking, the actual drugs, like
that stuff did not seem appealing to me at all.

(53:32):
In fact, I told you, I was worried that in
my mind, that whole don't say, you know, just say no,
don't do drugs thing they say. It didn't work. It
worked for me hooked. No. I was convinced that if
you tried cocaine you died, your heart would explode. I
thought that you missed about thirty years. I know, yeah,

(53:54):
there's that, and then you know, this is your brain
on drugs, your frying your brain Like that worked.

Speaker 9 (53:59):
It worked for me pretty hard with the hard drugs.
But you felt that way about.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Weed all of it. Because the other part was is
that I was you know, by the time I was
like a senior in high school, I was full time
on the on the radio. I had a job doing
what I wanted to do, and people are getting busted
for that stuff, and I'm like, that's not how I
was going to lose my job.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
You already had like your career. I had nothing going on.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I was.

Speaker 10 (54:23):
Well.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I say, like I told you, I wish I would
have gone to college just for the social aspect of it.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Awesome, for the.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You know, the partying and the indiscriminate sex and get
high and skipping class. Yeah, I was like the hardcore drugs.
I was afraid. I was afraid that I would die
and then weed. I was afraid I would get arrested. Yeah,
that's the thing. I really did anything, dude. I have
a goal to never get arrested. That's my goal. Goal, right,
I think it.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Right, It's attainable, and as far as Gina goes, I
have a hard time believing that. Fast forward a few years.
Your kid calls you and says, I'm with a bunch
of friend I'm an hour away from home. They want
me to get into a car. They're all drunk. You're
going to pick them up and not ask one question.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
She would be that way. I think you would be
that way. One question. You know who her steps on.
I don't think would ever call in a million years
her husband. Oh yeah, he's kind of a helicopter.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
He'd get a phone.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
True, I would.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I would pick up that kid in a heartbeat.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Questions you just don't get in quote unquote trouble.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Well, but that's the thing, it's like, what questions do
I have? I know why I'm coming to get you.
I know what's going on over there.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, like I get it.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
I would pick him up, but I would just be like,
what are you You have.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
To have the conversation, Like you're not going to be
necessarily in trouble because you did the right thing. You
called me, But we're going to have a conversation.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
But you but you don't lead with that or they
won't call you.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
So this guy, he was visiting Vegas. He was staying
at the super classy three star Flamingo Hotel and Casino.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
I love that place, is nice, you do.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
It's got an actual Flamingo habitat there, and I know
this dude had been drinking all night and around five
o'clock in the morning he got into the habitat. He
grabbed one of the birds, his flamingo named Peachy, and
took off with the bird back to his room. There's
a bunch of pictures of him on the internet running
down the hall with the bird. So police recall the

(56:18):
arrest of the guy the casino is definitely pressing charges.
Now here's the other thing. The judge set the bail
at twelve thousand dollars and this guy he was visiting
from Canada and they made him surrender his passports. Now
he's stuck in Vegas. No way of making it back
to Canada. According to the article, I'm sure there's a
way to do it, but it's going to be a pain.
Hand with this bird, he was just being dropping.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
I mean, hello, this is what the hangovers all about, is,
you know, animals and drunken chances.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I think I think the flamingo was injured, not killed,
because they did find a feather with some blood on it.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Now we got to put this guy down.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's over for him. This chicken Pennsylvania, she's
a school bus driver. She accidentally crashed the bus full
of kids into a snow bank. According to the report,
she was swerving through traffic the entire time, almost hit
some other cars several different occasions on that and after
all the kids were safe and accounted for, the police
they searched the bus. They found an open bottle of vodka,

(57:19):
two smaller empty bottles. Man turn in up nice. So
the cops. They gave her a breathalyzer and she was
four times the legal limit. I'm not missing work for years.
I'm going so not only hit with the dui, but
also fifty four counts of endangering the welfare of children

(57:40):
because there were a.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Hell of kids on the bus, that many of them
on a bus.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah, are you kidding? Yeah, so because on the school
bus there's multiple Yeah, short, I'm familiar.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Tired.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, maybe maybe you did the short bus. So yeah,
on the school bus, you know how many roads there
are on the one side, and these are kids, these
aren't adults. Right on the right side, it's a three seat,
and on the on the others, like if you're facing
towards the back of the bus, on the right sides
the three seaters and then on the other sides the
two kids in that seat. Also not x number of rows,

(58:22):
that's fifty four conservative. The ass of the bus hangs
out out way for wheels, the tires. Yeah, that's why
we like to sit back. There was bouncy. Yeah, also
like to used to flip off the drivers that were
behind it. Well, the cool kids stat back there. Yeah, yeah,
we always have like the back two rows ye and
we would rotate. Get to the back, Yeah, we would

(58:44):
rotate who got to sit in the very back because
you had the windows then you but you were also
that if you were in those seats, you were tasked
with flipping off Yeah. Yeah, flipping off the cars that
were behind you. Somebody, especially cops.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Them the rules the t bone are us on the
way to school, so we got to go to school late.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
We're gonna gazin tight to say anything.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah, actually somebody somebody did say after hours voiceming hold
on all.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Right, First off, Woody, just like your bidet, you need
to go ahead and use the squatty potty so you
can stop knocking and try it. I got to the day,
uh squatty potty combo. Just just just go ahead and
do it.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
And get it over with.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
You've got something to talk about on the show.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Well, then I eat my red beans and rice and
zatan whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
The second, I have an unpopular opinion. I'm not sure
how the general public feels about this, but if you sneeze,
you should be the one saying, excuse me, why do
I have to say blessing? Why am I blessing you
when you're the one splaying your mouth miss if if
I sees you know, even regardless of what I covered

(01:00:02):
my mouth or not, I'm always troubling my mouth because
I'm not trifling. But you trouble your mouth, it doesn't matter.
I always say, excuse me, excuse me for you know,
for spraying my mouth missed or or releasing my mouth
missed everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Right, And that's that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
And lastly, you didn't really lose nobody with whoever that
was calling in talking about being offended by the black
card segment y'all had or whatever. Every First of all,
I would pro I would gladly speak up for the
black community and say that we are extremely annoyed when

(01:00:38):
white people like to be offended on behalf of us,
as if we cannot be offended or matter of fact,
what did they get dropped off from Mars or something
like we when we offended? You hear it coming around?
You know, you know what it is? What it is, man,
So whatever that it was a waste of time. You
guys didn't even need to even use that, but you

(01:00:59):
know it is what it is, Uh, menace bond what
to do? Everybody else?

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Well, I I do believe that's like that is the
most offensive thing that white people do is speak on
behalf of other cultures, like other cultures are not strong
enough to speak on their on behalf of.

Speaker 9 (01:01:24):
One of the most egregious ones that ever was when
Mawana first came out and all the kids wanted to
wear it like the mo Wana costumes with Halloween, and
white people got to take it off the shelves for
a cultural appropriation.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Just can't have nice things. We're going past the main
point here. Let's let's what's important. But that's what I
thought were he hates kind of like any kind of
other greeting or what like when you don't you doesn't
want you to say bless you, God, bless you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Let's it's salia.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
It's it's superstitious and based on nothing, and it doesn't it's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
You are trying to They do it to be polite.
That's like a commanders thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
It's from the bubonic player.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
But I do I do believe what he said. I
do believe what he said that that's the way it
should be. Like I can say it. Yeah, like if
I fart, I'll go excuse me. Nobody goes bless you.
You know what I mean? Yeah, you go oh sorry
if you belch, oh sorry, excuse me, like nobody goes,
oh God bless you when when you rip a belch

(01:02:22):
or something. So that does make sense.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Let's change that is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
You know, it wouldn't be a Friday if we didn't
have some Friday failed story. And my problem this week, guys,
what I have so many that there's no way I
can even get to all of them without this just
being ridiculously over the top long round of the fail story.
So I'm I'm picking my fame, my absolute favorite. Yeah,

(01:02:53):
Friday fail stories here alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

(01:03:38):
it is time for the Friday foul start. I think
the fact you have the perfect plan, the plan that
can never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stake in Mega uber Ultra. It was it was it

(01:04:11):
started nice. Really, it wasn't jarring to get into it.
It was it was nice, smooth. I don't think it'll
get I thought that was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Well, Sea Bass mentioned this one earlier in the week,
and I do have a Oh here we go, that's
why where's my where's mcclayp where's my clip?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
So, uh, some new license plates in Pennsylvania. They've been
causing people to get these toll bills sent to them
for charges that don't belong to them because the new
plates they have slashes through zeros so they don't get
confused with the letter. Oh but but now the zeros
look like eights to these automated plate readers that they

(01:04:55):
have set up everywhere. So this this is someone from
the Pennsylvania Turn Turnpike Commission that were on the news
talking about this.

Speaker 12 (01:05:02):
There are some confusions between the numbers zero and the
number eight. This is an issue that not only impacting
us to the tolling industry, but also agencies that use
license plate recognition software in other ways. It's not a
snap of the finger and it's fixed, unfortunately, it's something
that machine learning. That's something it's gonna have to learn
and recognize over time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Uh huh so new what Yeah, there's there's no because
that's not the that's not how it works. It just
Oh you can as easily as you turn it on. Yeah,
you could turn it off until you figure out the
software and get it to work properly. In the meantime,
what they're doing is they're going to continue to send
these out. Hope people aren't paying attention to go, oh,
I'm must and they're just going to write the check

(01:05:44):
or just pay it, and they'll have money coming in
for stuff that never even happened.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
That's like some mom that's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah, that's that's what's gonna happen, all right. This one's
from New York. This dude he was selling drugs while
he was at work. Yeah, he was busted selling adderall
sometimes right out of his vehicle. Now, a couple of things.
This guy was a police officer. In the car that
he was selling the adderall out of it was a
department issued police cruiser.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Way easier to find that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
They initially thought it was like a one time thing.
Turns out, no, you had done this numerous times. Long
story short, he's no longer a police officer, and he
was a DARE instructor, which is that program that works
to keep kids off drugs and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
So yeah, yeah, sales hustle, rip the plug.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Forty different charges for that guy. This is one from
Florida where another police officers in the news and he
himself is in some trouble. He clocked in over two
hundred hours of fake overtime just to go see his girlfriend.
So he's been an officer for over eleven years, and
accordings to the reports, he would just casually clock in

(01:06:50):
for work and when he went over to her house,
you know, just hang out and he's he's on the clock,
on the clock. Police records showed that he clocked in
those two hundred hours just over the span of three months,
earning him a total of fourteen thousand dollars in unearned
pay mistake. Now, for his troubles, he was arrested, charged
with three third degree felonies, all which could earn him

(01:07:11):
a max of fifteen years in prison. Now, the kicker,
his girlfriend was his boss.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Oh this keeps getting She definitely signed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
They got greedy, They done that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
She actually had nothing to do with it. Officials say
that she should have followed protocol and disclosed the relationship. However,
to their knowledge and everything they see, she really did
have no idea that he was clocking in for overtime.
And because she didn't sign off on his time, she
I guess somebody else did that. Yeah, but yeah, he sailed. Yeah,
he was putting at work.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
You know what I'm saying, yeah, you know, if you
wanted to, he would.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Ladies, the admissions department at BYU made a huge mistakes
and welcome letters out to nine different students, and the
problem is that all nine of those students were rejected
and they got the letters accidentally. Yeah, students disappointed, the parents,
they're pissed and all this backlash. The school made everything

(01:08:07):
right and they said the nine students who receive the
acceptance letters would be allowed to enroll if they choose to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
There's nine kids.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Now you have to have these underachievers. Yeah, let's see
how much I got time for one more? All right? See,
let me pick a good one. Oh, this is good.
So this is from across the pond, you guys, so
you know it's even cool. Dude in England, he was
pulled over by the police. They noted that his driving
was rubbish and they noticed that he had a defective

(01:08:41):
brake light. So they walk up to the car and
as soon as he rolled the window down, they'd immediately
just got a nose full of weed. They gave him
a drug test and guess what what he was high.
Now here's the thing about this story. The dude was
in the middle of his driver's test. So there's the
driving instructor in the car with him. Yeah. Now, obviously

(01:09:03):
he failed the test, so no license for you. No
word on what the instructor had to say, but I
guess the instructor was not high.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
He had no idea he got hot box. He was
definitely high.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
The student driver was arrested, charged with drugged driving. Yep,
call it now, dude, did you get pulled over during
your driver's test?

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Do you take your own car to the driving test?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Yeah, Oh so he probably just got high before and
then went yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
You like you didn't have to use your own car.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
No, I never had to take a drive like a
physical driving test that really had to do a written one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
How is that possible? Because that was the rule back.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
In Texas in the day. They changed it I think
a few years after.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
I really, yeah, I didn't have to do too much.
It was kind of like a closed course kind of thing. Oh,
we did it just out in public, same taught.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
So my dad just signed off on ours. How old
were you when you got your license? Sixteen? Like oh wow, okay, yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
We had to go to like a police barracks. This
is in Pittsburgh, d I did the written did that,
and then you go outside and like wait in line,
and then you're turning and you get in the car,
your car, and then it was like I had to
go down this little hill, but it's all like this
this back area. Yeah, and it was like a like
some couple like turning like around bend and stuff. And

(01:10:20):
then and then you had to pull into a parking spot,
back out of a parking spot, and then parallel park,
and then you had to do a three point turn
like god, you know, turn the left back up and
then go back the other way down the street. And
then that was it.

Speaker 9 (01:10:33):
Now obvious I could see you being really good at that, obviously,
but kids who should not be driving, that would be
the easiest thing to pass a.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Closed court like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
In the real world. Yea, exactly the DMV. Yeah, you
met at the DMV. But this will make you feel good, Greg.
So now I know all these people who have gone
on to work for the airlines, you know, as I've
been doing this like fighting a fight school stuff, And
it turns out that people who the first time they

(01:11:05):
ever fly like a Boeing seven thirty seven is when
they have a plane full of passengers. Oh yeah, like really,
the entire time learning how to fly that plane all
in simulators, didn't need to hear that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
The very first time is with passengers.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah, oh, now they're not the captain of that flight,
like they're working with somebody who's done ability of these.
But your first time actually flying that plane, like the
actual plane is when you're on the job and you
got a plane full of pasts.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
They ever announced that, like, hey, congratulate captain.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Get on his first actual landing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
You get off the plane. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, And we were recently talking it's just too expensive.
It's too expensive to like just have these things flying
around the training carbon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Empty plane Nathan Filder did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Yeah, But we were talking about driver's tests recently, and
I remember at the first time I did the driving test,
I failed because I sped because I didn't want the
guy to think I was a door.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
That's right, right more. What he shows next name backing
him in Soco Sports with the gee Jeff course Yo,
Happy Friday, Jeff Chi, what's up, Happy Friday? What do
you show?

Speaker 13 (01:12:13):
Let's ahead start with our Lakers. They were down early
but came all the way back in the second half,
but unfortunately lost to the Nuggets.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Won twenty one thirteen.

Speaker 13 (01:12:21):
Lebron made history again though last nighters with that Donkey
tied Kareem for the all time NBA field goal record,
then he broke it a few plays later. Lakers and
Pacers tonight at seven thirty at Crypto, then the Knicks
at Crypto on Sunday. By the way, Lucas complaining continues.

(01:12:41):
He got another tech last night, one more and he's suspended.
Moving on to the Clippers there in San Antonio tonight
in Memphis tomorrow. World Baseball Classic. Otani was at it again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Oani, it is good.

Speaker 13 (01:12:59):
Japan beat Chinese Taipei thirteen to nothing. Today in the
WBC USA versus Brazil, and Mexico versus Great Britain. NHL
Kings beat the Islanders last night five to one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Canadians and Kings Maniana.

Speaker 13 (01:13:12):
Then Ducks Montreal tonight in Orange County, then Ducks and
Blues on Sunday. MLS tomorrow LAFC at home versus Dallas,
and the Galaxy are on the road in Colorado. Also tomorrow,
UFC three twenty six Holloway versus alived at two. By
the way, Congratulations, to Morgan on booking your first fight
which you knocked that be out, all right and husband

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at least this morning Woodie Show. Cal State Bakersfield's assistant
basketball coach Kevin Mays was busted for moonlighting as a
pimp across four states. He's now being held without bond
for charges of pimping, possession of weed, meth, guns, and
possession of child pornography. Crazy story. And I hope you

(01:13:53):
rotten jail, dude. I'm jeffg.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
And that's your so col sports Hyrea is Jeff Juju.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
The Wooden Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
There's a text that came in Good Morning Friends. Here
is my unpopular, controversial opinion. People on death row should
be used for testing instead of animals. They're gonna die anyway, Mosborne.
Use them for something good, to contribute to society. It's
not controversial. That's a great idea. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
It's an interesting take.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
It'll never happen. Unfortunately, no one's going to volunteer for that.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
I don't know, do something for your sins if it
was something where like you know, like I'm like not
like something that's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Hurt you, I know, but I like makeup. But again,
people who are on death row did really heinous things.
So I'm more for the idea that they have no
say in it and they just get that they know
that there's gonna be tested on. That's great Fourth Amendment.
I love that. Uh here's what we're talking about, taking
your driver's test. This one said. When I took my

(01:14:56):
driver's test, the highway patrolman had me parallel park behind
it car on the side of the road. He was
looking down, so I just pulled over and stopped behind it.
He looked up and said all right, and then continued
on the test. Never had the parallel park.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
That's the kind of instructure I want.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Way to do it. Sound sounds good. Oh hey. Cursive
handwriting is making a comeback. More states are requiring that
kids learn it in school again.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
I tried it the other day because I hadn't done
it in a thousand years. I think I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
New Jersey and Pennsylvania are the latest to bring it back.
I've got a workbook you can use. I might need
that when you write.

Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
When you write as an adult, isn't it a combo
of print in cursive totals?

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Never mind?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Mine, I print and then my signature obviously is my
signature is a scribble, but it's it's in the style
of curse.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
But when you're.

Speaker 9 (01:15:47):
Writing really fast, you don't do a combo of both together.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
When I'm writing really fast, it's just chicken scratch because
I'm Sometimes i'll abbreviate because it's just something that I need.
Making a note for myself. Someone's telling me something I'm
surprised by that, I'll make an abbreviation because.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
If I write notes to myself and misspell or have
to cross to, I'll just start over.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Are you seriously? Yeah, I'm saying saying, just a note
that I'm jotting down, Like if on the phone with
somebody and they go, oh, here, I can give it.
Oh hey, yeah, hold on one second. I'll just grab
a scrap of something right on in the back of
an envelope and i'm I'm I'm writing I'm making so
I at least understand what it is the I'm When
I get off the phone, I can stop, look out
and go all right, I got it now, I know it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Do you ever forget what you meant?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Yeah? Yeah, I'll make a note for something that like
somebody said, oh, hey, we should do a segment X
Y Z, and I make a quick note totally what
was this again? Sometimes i'll bring it up, Hey, what
were we talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Can't help you?

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Yeah, I've rewritten notes that are slopping.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
See if I still remember how to do it, I'll yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
That's nice. It from here, I can't see from here.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
How long did you guys even do cursive for?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I didn't have to do it in high school.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
I think there was only like a three year period
of fourth to sixth grade.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, it probably ended right around like junior high.

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
Okay, because I remember it being like, oh, you're gonna
need this in high school and college, and we needed
to do one sentence on the SATs.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
But I never did cursive in high school, you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
I do remember having to write certain reports English agents
something like that. Yeah, I remember having to do that
in in cursive English. Any live English test I think
was in cursive and go through high school.

Speaker 9 (01:17:27):
I'm shocked to hear like if we write thank you
notes and stuff or like, you know that that's always incursive.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
I just do all calfs oh, Greg to your point, Yeah,
if I'm writing a note to somebody, yes, like in
a card i'm writing something and I mess up one
little thing, I'll go rebuy the card. Wow, I've done that. Yeah.
Like if it's my mom's birthday card, and I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Like, I have like an actual calendar at home, like
in the kitchen to you know, don't forget to do
this or doctor's appointment. And if I make something sloppy,
I'm so pissed because I can't rip out the whole page.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
So the note, like my mom's birthday card, I only
have so much space. I go, okay, I know how
much space I have to work with. What I'll do
is I'll work the thought out on my phone. I'll
type it out and I go Okay. That way I
can look out and go, this is what I'm writing,
And that way I have less chance of jacking it
out and having to go buy a new car.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
I did it too, but I write it out on
a test piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
I always write the same thing. Have a cool summary.
Show Where's there's Morgan? Ever? Come back in? Got questions
about her fight? Oh? I have an observation about her
fight too? Okay, well here she comes, hold on here
she is? Yeah, So the name stuck now because it's

(01:18:43):
on the poster, right, Morgan Victory. Yeah, she needed like
a name and we were going to try to brainstorm
one out for but then they went they released the
poster and it says Morgan Victory cook.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
I like it, but why?

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
But why?

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Well, my middle name's Victorious. So I've all and I
created my first Twitter account whenever that was back in
the day. It's like, what can I think of? And
that's what I thought of?

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
So yeah, all right, so where do we stand now?
Like where I thinks do you have any more details
about the like the timing of it, Like when's the
press conference?

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Press conference is going to be like the week before
I believe it's not the same week of the fuck isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Yeah, that's like, yeah, you got to hype it up
because you're.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Doing yeah like is usually say I do that on zoom.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
And then the other question people are wondering, like where
do they go for the pay per view, Like how
do they see that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Yeah, so it's I'm going to have links that you
can buy from. Don't buy them yet because I actually
get a portion of the sales that I zoom, right,
so whenever they send me that link, you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Know, Okay, So yours a specific link right that way
it gets credited to you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
To me, Yeah, don't do it yet, but I'll let
you know. I'll have links. I think we're on the street.
It's like thirty bucks or something. Okay, not too much,
but you know a lot considering watching. And I did
find out too, and I'm it is what it is,
but I'm not happy about it. The fight itself is
three rounds, which is so short for boxing, and one

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and a half minutes each round.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
It is so quick.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
This bitch is scared. Man.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
What it is?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
I don't know if that's what it is, but I
know she gets.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
To determine how long the rounds are, how many rounds
there are.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
I don't think she does.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Okay, so why so it's always that's just part of
the trash talk. I get it now. I'm sorry, but
it's it's part of a boxing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
I'm happy it's no head gear. But yeah, three three.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Rounds, so that's, by the way, that's consistent for amateurs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Yeah, I guess, soutes, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
How's your endurance?

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
My spar We do three minute rounds and we do
about eight to.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Ten Okay, here's the other question based I'm okay, So
I'm glad this came up because somebody said, I'm a
little concerned just because all the videos they've seen of you,
and they're they're very much in the boxing this person.
They see a lot of you sparring and stuff, but
not any kind of like actual like where you're putting contact,
like a lot of like force behind your punches, and

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then that could lead to some type of gassing out,
you know, type of thing that could affect your endurance
because the training you're doing is like you're you're you're sparring.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Right, But I'm also not posting everything I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
You know, they talk about preseason football games, right, like
nobody's going You don't really get a taste of true
NFL speed until you're in a regular season game kind
of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
That's exactly why I want to fight someone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, okay, But.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Yeah, I mean I will say, in terms of what
I post online, that is like ten percent of what
I actually do, so I wouldn't base it on them.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
Let's not forget the last Tyson fight. He posts these
four second videos of him just wailing on his trainer,
and he gets to the ring and he's done.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Now at your gym where you train, do you have
one of those like arcade style things where you punch
the thing and give you a score of how hard
how hard you hit?

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
There's a speed bag, but not talking about right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Yeah, the run from across the room and then just
give it everything they have. That's just it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
They're really popular right now.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
I all times of Yeah, they're totally for our kids.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Do you know how to do the speed bag?

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Yeah, I'm not super good at it. I can do it,
you know, I have some but I can't do it
super super fast.

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
I will say this about the speedbag, and I've had
boxing coaches admit this. To me, it is the most
worthless thing because it's that's not a little that's not
a boxing movement, but you know box like, that's not
your rhythm in boxing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
I mean maybe it's good if you're going to be
a drummer, keep a rhythm.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
I think it's really good for is like a little
bit of shoulder endurance, keeping your arms up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
But you can do that in a thousand Now shorts
like what's the get up on the so my.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Fight kid is ordered. They're making it right now. It's
going to be black and gold. I have the whole
robe and everything too, So it's going to be a
sports brawl. Show is going to be all over it.
And then it's gonna be like a skirt type short cute. Yeah,
boxing going people they do that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Yeah, guys likes it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Problem some cuteness a skirt with a little like shorts.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Army.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Okay, I thought I was being supportive. I think you
were going for cute. I thought you were looking for
intimidating and like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Oh my god, girl, are intimidated to say, it's gonna
be flattering on my legs. That's that's the idea there. Okay,
shorts with like gladiators. It's a boxing style. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
You're just gonna train every single day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
I've been training every single day for a year and
a half now, So.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
Yes, okay, cool, Well talk about your Can we talk
about your opponent for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:32):
I was expecting it because this is you know, this
is ZEUS network adjacent to be just some like club rat.
The check that she's fighting legitimate, like she's not a
pro by any means, but she knows what she's doing. Yeah,
this is a fitness trainer martial arts.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
But she's like a trainer train I will fight anyone.
I'm not scared of anyone. She can be picky about.
Oh she looks easy. I'll take this fight cool, anyone
can get it. I'm not intimidated by her at all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Let me just say she has exquisite boobs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
She's very pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
She is hit her in the boob.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Punch in the boobs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
I mean, I don't think you're supposed to aim for that,
but if it hits there, yes, you're not supposed to
go blow the belly button.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I know you're not to blow the belts if I
understand that for boxing. I'm thinking for women's boxing though,
because you're you're allowed to like punch anybody in the torso.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Like a regular boxing miss and hit you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
But I'm saying I didn't know if there was a
rule when it came to women's boxing, like where you
can't you know, punch them in the.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Can No, but you do wear a breastplate, so I'm
gonna have to wear that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
Morgan, if you're being a real entrepreneur, are you going
to sell the socks and underwear you wear in the
fight for like a thousand dollars, sure can't inquiring minds
on the text.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
One funny this is at a casino. We would like
to know hurrahs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Everyone knows you want to bet. There's always ways a
bet on things.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Yeah. Now there's also a consideration reconsideration happening. Greg is
reconsidering his not going.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
I'm wrestling with it, Morgan. I don't want to hurt
your feelings. You know how I feel about flying, but
I want to be there for you. And I'm just agonizing, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Do you fly for things? I mean, when I have to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Here's the thing, Greg, it's not like and I'm being honest,
it's not going to hurt my feelings because I get
it's anxious for you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
You're going to look like a jerk. But I would.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
I would make more money if you bought a pay
per viewing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Which I will I will do. Okay, what if it's settled? Okay, Well,
if Greg doesn't go to the fight, he's got a
host a viewing party.

Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
So that everybody's got to pay their own ticket, because
then she's because.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
If bars are able to show paper, there's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Got to be something higher price than Yeah, there's got
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Some type of thing that you can do, like if
you wanted to have like a viewing party. I guess
so to watch the fight.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
With this, it's so ratchet and goofy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
How long is the whole night? Like how many whites
are there?

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
God? With boxing stuff, it goes on and they're known
to not run on time. I think it starts at
seven maybe to midnight. But also because now I'm following
like the whole promotion on Instagram, they are doing like
wrap acts in between each one and they are like
SoundCloud wrappers.

Speaker 7 (01:26:18):
There's an application to be a musical artist on this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Fill that out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Yeah, I've been taking applications for ring girls.

Speaker 9 (01:26:28):
So.

Speaker 11 (01:26:30):
We got to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
So I have a feeling it's gonna be. It's gonna
drag out for okay, but I also probably be the
first fight.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
I was gonna say, your first or second or.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Oh we gotta be first, I assume for debut, right, Uh,
so I'll be done and then enjoy all the performances.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Go into hurrahs.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah, off the hurrahs, go play some slots and have
some drinks.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
When it comes to non boxing training, are you additionally
doing stuff like running and wait, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
I run on the rocky.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Oh guys, protein is crazy, Like Tyler's annoyed. He probably
hears me talking to chat GBT like I've had one
hundred grams of protein today. What can I have now?
All that's safe, you know, blah blah blah, And then
I lift three days a week.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
So damn because I remember when you and Mennace went
to the park and you had to outrun him and
you barely moved and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Her it's because she ran straight to it. Now compared
to that time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Do that? I don't know because I don't run like
I don't practice getting away from people in that Morgan.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
When you do the way in don't talk mad craps
or make yourself be a little timid, she'll think you're
going to be an easy fight. Play with her mind, no,
because the.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Way you get more fights is you go entertaining, and.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
I can't imagine more be like.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Oh no, that's not how you promote fights. We told
her that what she should do during the fight is
anytime she does get like hit or whatever, she should
do a morgasmy second rounds. You got to get to work.
I mean, there's no string around the play room.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Gloves, so we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Well, we'll keep you updated as things unfold and developed.
With Morgan's first official sanctioned fight, you guys, very exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
The poster says, it's not sanctioned, it's it's for entertainment
purposes only.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
I that's that's that's good though, because that that's a
lot of paperwork deal with. Okay, well, your first official fight.
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, first official fight. Either way,
I can't believe that. We'll take a break. We're gonna
come back. We've got the d uy q. If you
want to play, be our contest at eight seven seven
forty four. Woody is the number to call. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody, And we'll do the d

(01:28:35):
uy Q next on the Woody Show. Hanging well, it
is a Friday, and we have stuff to give away,
and so we have a dumb ass contest that we
do on Fridays, and it's time to do that. And
as gentlemen, boys and girls, time to play the yah

(01:28:58):
du i Q s bad explain the game to everybody, please.

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
I find somebody nice and drunk on these streets and
I ask them just simple easy trivia questions that the
average two year old with who just got woken up
from a nap would know, But are they so drunk
that they won't know the answer? And so then you guess, well,
you guess I'm the person or whether they know the answer,
And if you do that correctly two times out of three.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
You win.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Let's say hi to Ben, Hey, Ben, Ben, Hey, Hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Deck?

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Hey? All right, so you're gonna be the contestant for
this round of the duyq. You just have to guess
on the drunk we're gonna have for fun, stone cold, sober,
Menace and Sammy. Yes, with the questions, but yeah, Ben,
get two out of three you will be the winner. Now,
before we get to the questions that actually count, we
are gonna get to know who this person is or
give a better idea, just how with it or not
with it they are? And who is this person? Seeve

(01:29:47):
asks It's Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
He's gonna tell us about his spirits of choice as
well as something else he's having.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
All right, here's Jeffrey.

Speaker 10 (01:29:53):
I've had a lot of martinis. I've drank a lot
of martinis tonight.

Speaker 11 (01:29:59):
And how do you like your martine prepared?

Speaker 10 (01:30:00):
I love them dry, only dry, the driest martini the possible. Yeah,
just shake, shake it up, the cleanest, driest martinis.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Sounds like you might like your martinis like you like
your women, clean and dry.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Clean and dry. I like the ask what.

Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
Sort of cigarette are you smoking, Lucky Strake, Well, I
just bought them from the corner store and they're really.

Speaker 11 (01:30:26):
They taste good, they smell good.

Speaker 12 (01:30:27):
M h.

Speaker 9 (01:30:29):
Like he likes his what now his ladies getting dry?

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Strange thing about martinis is you actually make a dry
martini with less dryvermoth. It's just the just the tiniest
hint of remooth. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
I usually put it in its just swirl it and dump.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Rinse the glass. Yeah. All right, Well that is Jeffrey
and the questions here, Ready to go. Question number one
d u i Q. According to the.

Speaker 11 (01:30:53):
Song what was given on the eighth day of Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Oh God, I should be right down. Sammy's uh no
for menace strike zone here, Chris, no for mena, yes
for Sammy, hell no for Jeffrey. The only person who's
got a shot at this is Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
Uh I agree, yes, Sammy, no menace, and no to Jeffrey.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
I'm feeling jaded.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Let's go triple now, all right, triple no menace Sammy,
do you think that Jeffrey gets it right?

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
No, no, no, okay, Ben, what do you think I'm
gonna lock in a no vote for all three answers?
About you be bu Yeah? All right, so a triple no.
We'll start with the the two people here in the studio.
Question number one.

Speaker 11 (01:31:40):
According to the song, what was given on the eighth
day of Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Menace? A partridge in a pear tree. It's the worst
answer you could have. What's the worst attempt you could.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Mean?

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
It all goes back. That's the first. A partridge and
a pear tree. You can't Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
And the question is technically that's part of all of them. No, no, no, no,
whatever they eight day was? What is it? Sam?

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
That would be eight Maids of Milking?

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
It's thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
That is correct. And the maids and the rings are
the ones that like should stick out in your mind?

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Which ones are the lords of leaping?

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
That would be ten lords a leaping?

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Thank you? I'm sorry, I ever doubt everybody's.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Good at something.

Speaker 8 (01:32:21):
Ten Lords a Leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight Maids of Milking,
seven sons of swimming six gis of laying five golden
rings for.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
Christmas. Yeah right, everyone's got a thing, all right. Question
number one d U i q.

Speaker 11 (01:32:35):
According to the song, what was given on the eighth
day of Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
On the eighth Christmas? Who live gifts me? Hold on
show show show show show Chow's eight baser rings? Yeah? Alright, well,
good news man, you are on the board. You got
your first point here in the U i Q ben

(01:33:01):
It's good, all right. Question number two.

Speaker 7 (01:33:05):
A bibliophile is someone who really loves what is? A
bibliophile is someone who really loves what. You don't even
need to know the actual word, I mean the context.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Make it so exactly I will. Can I start with
a triple no, I'm sticking with my triple no. I
mean I could take a wild guy. I don't know
the answer for sure, I could take a wild guess.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
You write it down.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
I'm write it down, educating, write it down right now? Okay,
Well here I'll give the answers with these other one
idiots write and cursive. No for Jeffrey, No for menace.
She's smiling, and she said she looks like a cat
with a canary. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
I don't know if I'm buying it, I'll say yes.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
For Sammy, I don't. I don't know why. I don't
know why. What do you guys think, Will jeff forget it? No? No?
All right? Ben? What are your thoughts? Yes or no?
On Jeffrey? Hell no, hell no? All right? Question number
two for the d U I Q.

Speaker 7 (01:34:06):
A bibliophile is someone who really loves.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
What menace the Bible, the Bible. I mean, it's a
good guest, a really good guest. No, because I could
see where he was.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Bibliography, right, Sammy, I.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Also put the Bible the Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Wow, bibliography so uh like like books right right right?
You got it? Is in the Bible of book. It
is a book. It's the book. Actually, it's the book.
It's the good book. It's the good book. It's the
good book. It's one of the ogs.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
I thought you guys are guessing something like science or
something like.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
That, because at first I heard bibliography. That's the one
that popped in my mind. That's not a wild guest,
that's an educated guest.

Speaker 8 (01:34:49):
I first thought book because I thought bibliography.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
But then you guys were like, oh, it's all right,
in the name. It's right there, So I switched it
to Bible because I thought it was the bibliography.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Biography, all right? Question number two d uy q. Now,
Ben guessed that Jeffrey would not get this one. In fact,
it was an emphatic hell no. So if that's the case,
he will be the winner here on the d uy Q.

Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
A bibliophile is someone who really loves what books.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
I love books. Call me anything, any question that you
have for books? I love him.

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
Wow, dude, you just got served, dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Ben, Wow. Okay, all Ben. This is why we have
a third question here in the round of the duy q.
This is make or break. Here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:35:36):
What was the name of Ebone's a Scrooge's former partner? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Yes, for Sammy, are you right?

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
No, for Menace, No, for Jeffrey.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
I'm not sold on Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
What as much Christmas crap as she does, does she?

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Yeah? This isn't like Hallmark Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
The News School.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
I'm just really today, I'm going triple no. What Yeah?
I am?

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
I don't know how you in what world do you
think Sammy doesn't know this?

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
Because she's she's not into Like, she's not a hardcore
Christmas person. She's a hard she is, she's a hardcore
modern Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Drift. Christmas. I'll say yes for Sammy, No for Menace,
No for Jeffrey. You say triple no, Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Going triple no, triple no, going quadruple if I can't
wait Menace and Sammy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Does Jeffery get it? Right? No? No?

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Make or break? What do you say? Ah? Man?

Speaker 6 (01:36:32):
I mean seriously, Like, the first question is Christmas related?

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
He doesn't get it. The second one is about books,
and then this is a book? Yeah, book and Christmas?
What was this one of these questions done back in December?

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Uh, I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Yeah, and actually yes, I'm looking ut when Sea Bass
got these clear December.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Tenth makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Yeah, yeah, so that does make sense. I thought that
was kind of went ran too. That's a good that's
a good observation because Christmas isn't an all time things, right, Okay,
all right? So Ben, you're saying no, no Question number
three d u i Q. What was the name of
ebenez a Scrooge's former partner? All right? Menace? Dorothy Dorothy?

(01:37:18):
Like that incorrect?

Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
It was the real guest I was gonna put Scrooge,
Scrooge Ella or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
All right, Sammy, it would be tiny Tim's dad. No, okay,
don't know. Do you guys know it? What's Tiny Tim's
dad's name?

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
I know, I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:37:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Bob cratch it, but he worked for Ebenezer Scrooge. Ebenezer
Scrooge was in business with Jacob Marley. Is the first
ghost you with the bonnet head? Usual? Screw wasn't Was
it called Scrooge and Marley? Wasn't it like Marley and Scrooge?
Like that was the name of their their their counting

(01:37:56):
house or whatever the hell? It was right that it was.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
Have you seen Screwge.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Was talking about like knocking the boots and stuff? All right,
I didn't mean a woman, but thought it was a woman,
all right. Question number three d u i Q.

Speaker 11 (01:38:11):
What was the name of Ebone's and Scroogees former partner?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
It was? It was not Tiny Tim, it was.

Speaker 10 (01:38:20):
Well, well he was like it was a jangle guy
that had all his chains.

Speaker 11 (01:38:25):
What's his name?

Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
Yeah, Timmy, it was like Tim TIMI yeah, Ben Pull.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Congratulations you're the winner on the d U i qah
all right, Timothy, Yeah, where are you? Where are you? Tiny? Tim?
All right? Well, congratulations Ben you are you winner? D
u i Q. Thanks so much for listening to win show.
Help you. You're welcome. Hope you have yourself a great weekend.

(01:38:58):
Hang on one second, we'll get all of your information. Damn, Sammy,
I know, I thought for sure I would have put
big money on that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
I've only seen it like a couple of times, clearly.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Yeah, like the Buppets, and there's Disney version. There's the
Mickey version.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
Saw the Jim Carrey version. Yeah, there's a Jim Carrey version.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
It was like three D modeled something others The WOODI Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
A little follow up after the d U i Q.
Teachers are sounding the alarm about a growing classroom problem,
kids who say school doesn't matter because they plan to
be an influencer. Okay, about to say computer, Yeah, what's
the point of school? Don't need it. I'm going to

(01:39:47):
be an influencer. So the teachers they're struggling just to
keep these kids engaged, you know, because many of these
kids they just believe they don't need traditional academics because
they expect to make money online.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
Sorry, influencer dreams. But there's like these AI influencers that look.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
I just saw an ad for some app that you
can just take a picture. I could take a picture
of this desk bell that sits here and say this
is my new product. To borrow from the McDonald's CEO,
this is my new product, and I would like a
high energy, cinematic, theatrical style commercial for this new desk

(01:40:31):
bell that I'm offering. And within a couple of minutes
it puts together this crazy something that would have taken
a month or more. Yeah, and a whole team. And
the person who's in it is that they're not real.
It's just an AI generated Oh and by the way,
they can do versions that look like a real person

(01:40:52):
just in their apartment look at using your bell. Well, yeah,
that's that's that's what this thing is. That's what it
was doing.

Speaker 9 (01:40:57):
And look, there are apps that you take a picture
of yourself and suddenly you're presenting it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Can I be thinner and hotter? Sure? Okay, cool a
little more. Yeah. So people go, oh, I'm sorry, I'm
not going to support but you are are, and you
probably have no idea that you are.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
Now. Now the kids should be learning how to use
the programs to make that kind of coding.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
That's what they should be focused on. Anyway. Some students
who are already failing told this one teacher their plan
is to become YouTubers or make money on Instagram because
you quote don't need to do boring stuff. Even younger
students are echoing the same mindset, thinking they will just
play roadblocks or upload videos and earn cash. That way easy.

(01:41:38):
It's very easy because a I can't play video games
for The article points out influencer culture is undermining motivation
and making students question the value of education. Now, on
the other side, you've got people saying that this isn't
a big deal. It's fine for kids to dream big
as long as they have realistic backup plans.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
But this isn't dreaming big. This is dreaming as small
as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
No, it's dreaming big because they see people who are
influencers of you know. They they make all this money,
they have all this cool stuff to get to just
do fun stuff. I get that. That's that's the swinging big,
Like that's what you want.

Speaker 11 (01:42:09):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
It's just that dreaming big.

Speaker 9 (01:42:10):
It's like I want to sit on my couch all
day and get paid for it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
No, they're not saying so on their couch. They're saying
they want to do the fun stuff. These influence They
see these influencers out there doing going doing goofy, stars
doing Goofy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
I have to watch it in my house.

Speaker 9 (01:42:25):
It's all like dudes on there like, okay, chat now
we're gonna build this minecraft thing.

Speaker 6 (01:42:30):
I'm like, oh, I mean it's okay. Yeah, like you said,
it's okay to go after that kind of stuff, but
have a backup. Yeah, eventually it burns out. You eventually
have to pay bills.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Like, that's fine, figure out, but maybe get like a
business degree, or take classes in the AI stuff, or
take classes of you know, for something that you would
be able to a marketable skill.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
I can tell you someone who has done this in
real life. It's it's the only fans model, not model model,
but only fans model. The top only the top half
a percent make any money doing this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Yeah, the market is saturated. The kind of the kind
of money that you think that you want to have
for your life. You can make some money, you can
have to make some money. Yeah, yeah, side hustle, right
if you're all hot and naked, all right, you can't
help any of the bills.

Speaker 11 (01:43:17):
Insensitivity training for a politically very world.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
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