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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion, is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
That this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning,
everybody says Monday. It is March the ninth, twenty twenty six.

(00:52):
We are the Woody Show. I am what do you?
That is Greg Gory? Hi? We got Menace, what is up?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Jana grad is here. We got Sea Bass. It's more
enthusiastic than we got on Friday. We talked him on
Friday about like the enthusiastic low.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, it's better.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, right, I took notes. Yeah, that was better. It
was better. Sammy Morgan is here. We got vonn Our,
video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, We
got Benji. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
Send us a text check in over to two to
nine eight seven weekend cheers and jeers. Hopefully you had
a good weekend. We'll see what everybody got into. If

(01:28):
you want to share anything with us about your weekend,
do it on the ways I just mentioned, or find
us on social media. At the Woodies Show, you can
sign up to win the Woody Show after hours takeover.
You want to be there Disney California Adventure, sign up
right now by going to the woodieshow dot com. I'm
excited about that. So excited. Yeah, man, Like, I still
can't believe we get to do that where they close

(01:49):
the park to the public and it's only open the
Woody Show listeners. Yeah. So if you want to sign
up so you could be there, go to the woodyshow
dot com. Uh Oh. I kind of walked on a
conversation that Gina and Greg were having about pubes. Yeah.

(02:09):
I won't reveal how it started unless you know wants to. Yeah,
but you never know what you're walking into.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, especially in this way you just join a conversation.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
The topic was have you ever have you ever found
a gray pube? Have you ever seen a gray pew
on yourself?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And what would you do if you did?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Would you rectify it? Would you be like, oh, this
is who I am?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Would you are? How do you feel about other people
you see having gray pubes?

Speaker 6 (02:36):
So my my honest response to that is, I I
don't know if you consider it a pube, but like
a chest hair, is that a quote pube? Because I
didn't find one.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Chest hair what did you do with it?

Speaker 6 (02:49):
I basically I took I will not lie. I took
a razor like a regular, not an electric, like a
regular whatever you call it, straight razor and shaved my chest,
your whole chest did yep. I was so pissed.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And if and if I found that's.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
A great pube pube. I told Gina I would just
for minute. And she's like, you would.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I don't think you're supposed to do that?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And that's what you said.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
And I said why and she said, because it's sensitive
down there, but it's just hair. I would probably dyet. Yeah,
you know you should use you should use it.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You should use the this stuff it's so depressed, not
the stuff that's like for your hair. Hair. You should
use this stuff that's for because it's the more core.
You should use the this like beard and mustache. Yeah,
it's like a man scarra. Yeah it looks like mess scarret.
No stuff, I'm talking about the color that's for beard
and mustache.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Oh okay, because I think.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's for course or whatever. It may make any difference.
Ye make it. The little brush that's a touch up,
that stuff comes off.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah, that's just a total little wash up. I would
go just for men like Jet black.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Or that one. Probably. Yeah, wow, you've only had so
you're fifty fifty four, fifty four, you had one gray
chest hair.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, I mean it was. It grossed me out, and
really yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
If Mario likes a daddy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I mean yeah, of course clearly he does.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Yeah, so he probably likes your gray chest hair.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, and not even that hair. It's just a few
year and there.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Yeah, sound depressed about it.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
It's gross. It's like you turning thirty.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Yes, imagine looking down and you.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
See gray hair coming out of your chest. So depressive when.

Speaker 9 (04:25):
It's just one, why not just pluck the one and
it's gone?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Because I wanted them all punished. They all go. Any
of the ladies here get hair where they don't want it, like.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Everywhere but my head.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah yeah, but I'm saying, like you ever have one
like kind of grown out of your nipple, like your
areola or like a chest.

Speaker 10 (04:47):
I had one, and actually it probably still gross from
time time. It's not my armpit. It's like closer to
my boob, like not in my arm pit airy at all.
It's just like one straight hair.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
But what kind of hair is it? Because one time
I found this, like I thought it was literally like
a spider wet, like it was so thin and like
see through, and I felt something and I was like
what in the hell. And I plucked it and it
was just like this wispy like like I couldn't even
really see it. So it's yours like that or something
like black hair.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
It's like a black hair from my head.

Speaker 10 (05:15):
Oh yeah, And I don't catch it because it's not
like my underar.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
So it's like beyond your under see it.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Like everyone's like, oh god.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, the opposite of the peach fuzzy whispy thing that
you're talking about. It's like when you uh as, I
know we've talked about it before, like you reach your
nose you pull it looks like a piano string like
a table. Oh my god, it's like the thicket like
one strand, but it's like the thicket, like where this
comes from?

Speaker 7 (05:38):
Brain?

Speaker 6 (05:39):
I won't say where we were talking to this woman,
but Gina and I were talking to this woman. She
had legal mustache and beard. Oh if the sun caught
it a certain way, it was how do you not shave?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
She was?

Speaker 11 (05:52):
Now you just said, you know Mario and Daddy, right,
so I have like these gay friends who have dated daddies,
like older men. But these older men are kind of
like getting a little too old now they need to
be taken care of. Well now, okay, So the question is,
would you want Mario to like take care of you

(06:13):
if you're in a state that you can barely move around?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Or do you want him just like him? You mean,
like from just normal aging or like from an accident.

Speaker 11 (06:20):
For normal aging. Yeah, and you can barely like shuffle around,
like and he would have to help me into the shower,
or would you.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Want him to move on? That's a that's a really
good question. I think I'd be too embarrassed to have him.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Do it with your life partner, I would say, yeah,
go enjoy your seventies.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'll go into a home.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
You know, I'd be too embarrassed. I had to help
him when he had back surgery from a car crash,
and I had to help him onto the toilet, and
I even thought that was awkward.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Were you like I discussed, I wasn't.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Disgusted by any means, And it's hard to convince somebody
like I'm not grossed out by this. This is fine.
I'm happy to help. But at the same token, it's
strange when you when you take somebody you're involved with
and you put them in a different.

Speaker 11 (07:03):
Because I have a gay friend that's quitting his job
to take care of his partner full time and then ask.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Awkward just to jump off of that. Let me ask
Sea Mass who says it's inappropriate, like for a chick
to ever fart in the present of her boyfriend or whatever. So, like,
what happens when you get to that point, like where
you know somebody needs you to like, you know, bathe
them and put them on the toilet and things like that,
do you bring an outside help? Of course? Like nope,

(07:30):
are you going.

Speaker 8 (07:31):
Keep in the mystery alive to take six different jobs
if I have to to afford the side you.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Maybe like you would never like uh, Like, okay, you
want to be married by the end of the year,
they said, that's your goal. You want to be married.
Your future wife ends up needing someone to wipe her
ask for her, you won't do them.

Speaker 9 (07:50):
No, I'm tire somebody and you have another male come
over and wipe her.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
No one said mail what if it had to be?

Speaker 12 (07:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I was like, even if even in that situation. You
still believe it's unacceptable.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
Yes, of course it's I mean it's not of course
being right. Yeah, I again, I would do whatever I
had to do.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Your vows are going to be I have a lot
of asterisks on them.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wouldn't happen.

Speaker 8 (08:14):
I just wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So I'm still trying to figure out that puzzle. Like
all of a sudden, he wants to be married by
the end of the year.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
That's not part of the marriage. What sickness and it helps, Yeah,
for better or for worse.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
I'm not saying with this or not abandoning with the
side of the road. But I'm not going to do
it myself.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yours, but you do it yahing just chilling true true
the Woody.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Show Man, I had this had I'm unprepared. Stand by
all right, okay, we're standing, were whole?

Speaker 12 (08:53):
Or by?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Are we by? We're standing and we're by.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Forget you guys can't bough right. The burst up on
the gay train, right.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It's a pit stuff on the way either, damn it.
They'll anyway. So we were talking recently. I have part
of it. I can't find this this this second part.
You know, things that you see in movies, you know,
because movies over exaggerate things, right, and you know, occasionally

(09:29):
come up with a myth, you know, they sometimes gain
some traction. Right now, some of these things, you know
they're wrong, and they can they can kill you. So,
like what's a survival myth popularized by movies that would
get you killed in real life? You know, like the
fact that you can knock someone out and they wake
up later just fine.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
Right, I was the fact that a stun gun just
instantly puts someone to sleep as opposed to kissing them off, right, same,
same category.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, Anyway, there were like some some of these other
like how nobody in movies nobody ever says goodbye in
a phone conversation hang out, there's never there's never an
end of the conversation. But that that's not Uh, that's
not what we're talking about with this list, at least,
like I had some of those other things. Okay, Uh,
in movies, you can fire a handgun all day without
ear protection and be totally okay, you will suffer from

(10:19):
severe and possibly permanent hearing loss in real life, Like
if you're if you're doing that, John Wick would be
so deaf. John Wick would be like he'd be greg
Yeah that bad. Yeah. A lot of things that stop
bullets and movies would never stop a bullet in real life, like.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Like a hand, like thin wooden furniture, like any door.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, eating a cactus for hydration, like a lot of
them will actually make you bar Some will make you
barf and then hallucinate. So that could be that that
could be fun myths from movies that can actually do
some damage. So just in general medical recovery time, like
most people would be out for weeks recovering from injuries.

(11:01):
But like movies show like a person they're fine, Yeah,
like you know, they got their ass handed to them.
The next day they do the whole thing o, the
kind of stretching their shoulder out a little bit.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Patient, let's go, ye, just wing to be.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
A group of people. If you get into some kind
of situation, that whole group will fight you at once.
They're just like sitting there and taking turns. Yeah, one
at a time. I saw a roadhouse.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
There's no way patient.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Winging for your guys getting his ass handed to him polite. Yeah,
it's it's not safe to jump down onto a pile
of trash bags. There are like so many sharp objects
in those bags.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's just banana.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
And if you're in a warehouse, jump on the boxes
because they're all empty. Yeah. Uh, if you shoot the
driver of a car, don't expect that car to stop
before it hits you. That guy is dead not hitting
the brakes. Oh true, Yeah, myths in movies that could
actually be a problem. You do not pull a grenade
pin with your teeth?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
But it's it's a best case in that scenario is
that you lose your teeth.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh that's a bum out.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm sure it's not super easy to pull them outs.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
I wanted to pull it like.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's probably by design that the pin takes a little
bit of effort. I hope.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
One of my goals was to pull grenade.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, explosions can kill you, even if they just throw
you into the air, like you you can't just get
up and dust yourself off and have foot on your face.
The internal bleeding is.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm glad you brought this up, because every single action
movie when there's an explosion and they do the camera
from the low angle and the person just launches into
the air, How possible is that? Just because you're you're
an explosion, you're going to launch into the air.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't know if I buy it.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Same with car crashes. You hit a fire hydrant and
you go flying thirty feet up in their right.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Although there was that car recently, the pickup truck that
was going down the road and it was from someone's
ring camera from the house across the street, and this
pickup truck was just flying. It looked like it was
a plane. The air went right into the front of
that person's house. Cool. They were about a hunter or something. Yeah.
As a radio person, I always thought it was funny
when you know, you watch a movie and it's anything

(13:11):
that involves a radio station, nobody's got headphones on as
if like you know, because they The reason you wear
headphones in a radio studio is because the speakers in
the studio they mute out. So you you you wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I mean, you wouldn't know what's going on the air. Yeah, yeah, right, exactly,
you're monitoring what's it's on the air. It's about Fraser
Oas was running his board in the minute they went
to commercial break. When she would actually be doing stuff
is when she got up with her clipboard and walked around. Yeah,
she'd be running the board.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, and Fraser was on the airs when she should
have been up running around exactly. It was on the air. Hand.

Speaker 11 (13:44):
The other thing that bugs me a lot with radio
studios in movies. A lot of times the audio board
isn't a real like radio audioboard. It'll be something that
we use.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
As yeah or like a little like like a little
like sound mixed or.

Speaker 11 (14:00):
Yeah, thing like Yeah, it's something that was made for music,
not for radio.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (14:04):
We love how.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
People with food poisoning feel because it has a head shoes.
We all we got the phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding start the week by sending us a
text over to two two nine eight seven A couple
couple of fun facts coming up here in a second
after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four. This is

(14:28):
what Greg's been saying nice on on this one.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I'm just going caught up on the podcast and listening
to you talking about how expensive blinds are. Why does
every home improvement project have to be so freaking expensive
these things? You get a quote for new siding or roof,
like it might not even be in US dollars. It's
some current were you been wedding dollars? Anyway, I don't
go a stare at my new siding and cry love

(14:53):
me wrong.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So well, because first of all, the price of materials
has gone up, not as bad as it was during
COVID supply, but like everything else, it's still it's still elevated.
And then if it's something like siding or riov, that's nothing,
that's not your you're not doing that yourself. And so
you got to figure the labor on top of that.
And labor typically is three times uh materials, damn is

(15:16):
how they figure labor cost out. So if you're gonna
if you're gonna spend one thousand bucks on materials, they're
gonna charge you three thousand dollars for labor for four
thousand dollars is how much that'll As a general rule
of thought, and we tell.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
People not to go to trade school. I mean, so
much money doing that.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah exactly. But I mean, you know, Greg has talked
about uh, you know, fake plants, plants crazy, Yeah, having
umbrellas for like your outdoor patio table furniture forget it,
door furniture, dude. You know what.

Speaker 11 (15:45):
Also, I found out that's super expensive is uh, kids
things like form when they're playing sports. I found out
like a baseball bat they're going for like four hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh some of them. Yeah yeah, good one. What are
they moving out of ferrari? I don't understand. Well, we
talked about this recently. You were talking about hockey sticks. Yeah,
while hockey equipment has always been like five bucks. Okay,
So we talked about recently how when we were kids
and we were playing in sports, there were maybe a

(16:16):
couple of kids who were on a travel team. Now
it's become such a big business in all aspects, so
they figure, okay, well, if you're doing the travel team,
you're you're just spending money on travel and the hotels
and all the different stuff. Now, these other people who
do the equipment for bats or hockey equipment, skates and
things that they do, they take so much advantage. It

(16:40):
was different because it was many years ago and so,
but it is not increased like on a on a
reasonable like you know, uh incline, Yeah right, Yeah, it
hasn't ascended at a normal rate. The difference between what
we paid for a gallon of milk now compared to
a gallon of milk in nineteen ninety five, you know
what I mean, like whatever that that rate is around that, right.

(17:01):
Baseball bats. I remember going to uh, you know the story,
and we would get you know, a bat, and it
was a wooden bat, alumina bat. Right.

Speaker 11 (17:08):
But now there's all different, Like I see some for
like eighty bucks, right, but then there's like rawlings like
three hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Is there a micro chip in them that like tells
you lights.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, like some of those composite bats and stuff. Are
never bought a baseball bat in my whole life. I
seriously would have thought, even on today's money, yeah, thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, that's because that's what I remember. I remember that
got so much. I remember like that, that's how much
it was when I was in the Little league and
stuff as a kid. Yeah, but I would I would
have thought that was today.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
And sports have no seasons anymore, so you're playing this
all year round.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
All you sports should always be bought secondhand, like even
if they are going pro, which they're not, they'll be fine, dude.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
So my kid, my kid plays ice hockey, right, and
so he's seventeen just about now, he's turning seventeen in June.
These kids are bigger now and it's faster and they
are just they go through sticks like crazy. How much
your sticks again? Now like on average so stick not
like a three hundred bucks shocking, and they'll they'll snap

(18:11):
these sticks, they'll break. There's one kid who plays with
my son, and this kid goes through a stick about
every other week.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
That's not possible. I couldn't pay for.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I mean, the kid plays hard, he does, he plays hard,
but like still you would think and the and the
dads like damn it, and they go down and so
like when I take my son now to the to
the pro shop, yeah, I'm like the sale sticks, yeah,
because you're burning through them. It's like buying out. People
buy Jordan's and stuff for the little baby.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Why yeah, why, I would tell you get sick for
your lifetime.

Speaker 9 (18:43):
But then he wouldn't play hard.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah, you would never get picked.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
They're they're expensive, man, not to mention, like all your
your pads, skates, skates are crazy expensive pants.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
You've seen that meme. I'm sure where it's. The mom
says like come to you know, come downstairs, We're going
to dinner where your most expensive outfit and the kid
comes down his big hockey outfit.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, he's probably a goalie. If your kid's gonna play hockey,
don't let him be a goalie. Oh my god, all
that equipment, special equipment. Yeah, Bank, I never knew about baseballs.
Some other fun facts. A zebra injures zoo keepers more
than any other animal, really, zebra. Oh can we talk.

(19:28):
Let's go on a tangent here for a second. I
overheard I overhear conversations when I walk into study every morning.
I heard, you know, the whole conversation with the pubes
and stuff between Greg and Well. I heard Gina and
Sammy going on, and I thought we were done talking
about Punch, the monkey.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Punch news.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
So Punch is that little monkey who was getting you know,
bullied to beat off them by the other monkeys. He
was a weird and.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
He has a little boomed in.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, he has the stuffed monkey to carry around with
him as a replacement for mom that he got when
he was like three days old.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, there's good news. Punch has new friends, not just
the one monkey that we already knew about. But now
he's being like, oh good except.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
But wait, because what I heard you guys saying was
that they had taken the mom or the other the
the stuff.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
Okay, so that hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
So they're going to be taking the stuffed monkey away
from Punch because they do think it's hindering him socially.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
And also he's about six.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Months now, which is when baby monkeys would typically wean
off of their.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Moms, haven't. Yeah, Sorryddy, what did you what did you
call him for being six months old and wanting his
stuffed animal pussy?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (20:36):
I just saw a report and it's on Instagram? So
is it true Punch was seen humping his stuffed monkey?

Speaker 12 (20:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Wow, Age, is that's true?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
See?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I was wondering about that too. Though. Maybe the other
monkeys weren't afraid of Punch. They were like what is
he carrying? Like what is that? We don't like that?
So maybe it is time to get rid of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
No, because they were They were going after him, and
he would run back to the stuff.

Speaker 13 (20:59):
Can't.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
Yeah, it was so.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
And then I saw a headline that said like baby
penguin at this you know, special like penguin exhibit being
given a stuff penguin And then somebody wrote under somebody
wrote over it. We can't do this again as a nation.

Speaker 11 (21:15):
We can't hear about it, is ikea, because now they're
no one cares about selling those stuff monkeys anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, what hats moment? Yeah, you sold way more of
those things you ever would have it went. But man,
here in Gina and Sammy go back and forth. We're
going to cry. I missed this to the entire time
from my size. Now you're right, Gina.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
And I specifically said nobody cares about.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
This but you right, which is why we had a
private conversation about it.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You walked in in the studio where we all work
eight four Woodie, text over to two to nine eight seven,
and we are in two another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Monday noise. Yeah, my

(22:09):
name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory. Menace is here.
What is up? Woody. We've got Gina grad Sea Mass,
Sammy Morgan's phones are open eight seven seven four. Wooding
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. Hope everybody's weekend was good weekend. Cheers
and jeers. Menace what you got?

Speaker 11 (22:29):
Oh wow, it was a super sports weekend like you
like to do with your son Woody in Las Vegas.
But my children were Morgan and Tyler. Yeah, and it
was just full of fighting and yeah, maybe I don't know,
I didn't catch it this time, but yeah I did
like UFC power Slap, And then watched some F one

(22:51):
and then we went to the baseball game. Also at
the baseball game, there was A's versus Angels preseason that
was happening in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Okay, well, because yeah, the A's are relocating too, Yeah,
so to Vegas.

Speaker 11 (23:05):
Yeah, so they'll do a game like once or twice
a year leading up to when they actually have a
you know, a state.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Anoy're working on the stadium. So where because the A's
are done in Oakland, they had their last game, So
where are they play? Is it Sacramento?

Speaker 11 (23:16):
Playing in Sacramento, which I think is a good idea
for them because then they can build even a bigger
fan base that's like a feeder city to Las Vegas,
so they'll even have more fans coming in. So that's
a pretty good move. And then finished off the weekend
at our three to eleven show. Dude, like the three
eleven fans are hardcore. These guys were doing a fifty

(23:37):
song set. They even had an intermission fifty. Yeah, it
was nuts and people were going hammer. Even some chick
was hollering at Tyler. They all hugged up on him,
and then we found out she had a husband, so
that was yeah, but it was it was a good time.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
So that that's my cheers.

Speaker 11 (23:55):
But my jeers was like somehow, some way all weekend,
and it started with the flight. People kept on spilling
drinks on me. Now, now the flight was like crazy, bumpy,
and I've looked this up in the past couple of
years that the winds have been getting crazy and crazy
going into Las Vegas, and we fly into Vegas all

(24:15):
the time, and we we kind of noticed it as
well too, but it's actually true that the winds have
gone crazier. I know, it's pretty bad this weekend. And
so a drink immediately spilled on me, and then every
event that I was at people just kept on spilling
drinks on me. So I so much so that I
even went to the mall to buy more clothes because
I didn't have any more clothes left.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I kept on being soaked in alcohol. So that's the
that was the weekend, really really fun. Vegas cologne though, Yeah, yeah,
for sure normal. Yeah, it just felt super sticky. Oh
when you got the clam juice spilled on your pants,
doing the glory whole change because didn't you go somewhere
you went to.

Speaker 14 (24:53):
For four hours?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
She had to get her windshield replaced, like.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Places smelling like.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Dirty hook her. Yeah, just so happened to spill on
her pants.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
It was hot and stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
At least it was quick. Oh wait, yeah, they're like, man,
this chick came in the day. She was ripe, stinky
clam literal clam clam juice. Yeah. Well the since you
since you mentioned flying, it was really windy, uh Saturday,
because like, okay, so my cheer would be that I

(25:30):
flew to Albuquerque to go meet with the guy who
runs our Albuquerque affiliate. Nice and that guy's cool. Man,
this guy Tony, he's he's a super cool guy. So
that that was That was great and so just the
you know, it's so peaceful, man, it really is. It's
like therapeutic. I find water being in water, like the beach,

(25:52):
or like if you're just like chilling in a pool
or like a hot tub or something like that. I
find that so therapeutic. Absolutely, looking at water weightless and
flying actually has the same effect. Yeah, no, it has
the same effect. Now, flying to Albuquerque, there was something
I got to experience the first time. And it's good
because it's all experience. But like flying through icing what what? Yeah?

(26:14):
Because ice ice starts building up on the wings. So like, yeah,
like when the air temperature and whatever, there's a certain
you know, the dew points and stuff like that. So
then when there's because we were going through clouds and
things like that, and obviously clouds hold moisture and the
air temperature, the moisture hits the wing and immediately turns

(26:34):
to like ice, right, so you want to make sure that.
But no, my plane has a system. It's like a
it's a it's an anti ice. Yeah, so it keeps
it from building up on the edges of the wings,
which is the most important. Right.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
What say it did build up on the edges of
the wing. How would that affect the plane?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh? Because the effects lift and airflow over the wings.
Weight to the plane, because ice is coding adds weight.
So you want to either you know, climb out of it,
descend below it, or you know, when you have like
these systems you can use it. But it was good again,
good experience because you need to know about that stuff,
especially now that I'm just about done with my my
instrument rating. Damn, doesn't the plane tell you that is icing?

(27:17):
Or do you just have to look because you know,
you know what the temperatures are, because you've got to
be very much aware the weather. You see the weather
in front of you and what you're flying through. And
also you you look right out the window and you
could see on the on the edge of the wing,
like you can see it from whether you sit in
the in the cockpit and you just kind of look
and then you'll start seeing like a frost or maybe
like a little bit of like they call it rhyme
like this kind of like gritty, crappy, you know, kind

(27:39):
of ice. Yeah, the stuff that's the most dangerous is
the stuff that's just clear. Yeah, you know anyway, so
that anyway, but let's let's uh, les's about that. Just
flying in general was great.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
That's the cheer. The jeer goes to people on social
media who want to act like they're a big deal,
like they present themselves as a quote influencer, or they
like try to make it seem like they they got
it all going on. They're like, you know, they're big,
they're balling, and yeah, they're like this super you know
the people that go I've been getting so many questions
guys about this dress and where I got it. Nobody

(28:13):
asked you about your dress. Nobody cares about your anyway.
So there was this one person that was like reaching
out to us about like, are you including influencers in
your after hours takeover? Because I'd like to be. I
sent it to menace this person is seven thousand followers, Like,
no offense, Yeah, there you go, But like, but you
like you presented yourself as a content creator and like

(28:36):
like as if having your seven thousand you know, followers,
like I just I don't even know if that would
be considered a micro influence between anyway, but what I
thought was really funny. There was another person who I
gave some legitimate advice to because I saw they were
getting really triggered online by uh haters, right, and they

(28:56):
have some this person actually has over a couple hundred
though followers, and they do some good content and I
try to give some some really good advice, like hey, look,
you know, you know I've been dealing with, you know,
people like this for three decades. You know, like there's
always going to be people out there who have something

(29:18):
to say something negative, and for us, we use it
for you know, entertainment, per the crossroads. Yeah, but she gets,
you could tell, really emotionally affected by it, and then
she starts lashing out, like by she thinks that she's
exposing them by like there was a post that she
had about, oh, you would think that on National International

(29:38):
Women's Day you wouldn't have to deal with stuff like this,
And it's like she would cherry pick comments out of
all of her posts, and it's like this kind of
victim thing. I said, all you're doing is just giving
them fuel. Yeah, right talk, And so I genuinely enjoy
her content. I think she seems like a pretty decent person,
and so I was just trying to give her some
decent amounts. She just she just deleted the she deleted

(30:01):
the feedback and then and then just in general, she's
one of these people. And this is my bigger issue
with influencers or just people online when they have it
selected on their Instagram that you can't see how many
likes they've gotten on something. It means that nobody likes
their content. Nobody's clicking like on their content, so they
don't want it to see you don't want anybody to

(30:21):
see that. You know, you only got twenty people to
click the heart. You know, those are the people that
you know are phony when they're presenting as this big
deal and they're this big time influencer, but yet you
can't see how many people have actually liked their content
or engage with their content. They don't accept any any
kind of you know, their stories. You can't post a

(30:42):
comment with the comments, yeah, they have them turned off.
It just it just means that they are a bullish
person because the number.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
And that's a good question. I never really thought about that.
For like the takeover, do we do you get flooded
with like, hey influencer here, yep.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Everybody's trying to get access.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
I mean it's worth a shot.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
But they act as if they're doing us a favor,
need me to get the word out.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
A lot of a lot of times I'm taking just
a lot of a lot of times. It's just the
way that they present it as if like, well, you know,
if you ask, I'd be happy to come, Like you
reached out to me.

Speaker 11 (31:21):
This is this is not event that we're trying to
sell tickets to. No, I get it. No, you want
to go, and this is your way of trying.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, met Your aphrodisiac is access and being able to say, well,
I got invited to this thing, I got to jump
over to the Woody Show take over. Everybody's asking if
I'm gonna if I'm going to be there? Yeah, yeah,
all right, So Gina Weekend cheers and.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Jeers, oh, big old cheers to Mario Greg's Mario basically
redesigned my house. What like, came over and just gave
all the ice like he I believe he has like
one of those terminator scanners in his eyeball, and you know,
like instead of like finding a threat, he's like, that's

(32:09):
where the armor should go. Like it's crazy. I don't
have that ability.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I can't see it unless like someone draws me a
picture or you know whatever. I can't seem that.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Comes with the homosexual operating system, right, that comes with
windows is more advanced than mine, but it's usually part
of It's incredible.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
It's incredible redesign my my you know, in his head,
in my dining room, my bathroom curtain advice that I
didn't even know I was allowed to do. I didn't
know you could put curtains over shutters. He he's he's incredible.
Some things he suggested require like rewiring things, which I'm
sorry I do not understand.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
You wouldn't have to worry about it.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, but the fact that I got my house like
Mario afied over the weekend was just such a It
was such an honor, and I'm so to implement that.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Do anything. He didn't change the He just gave a suggestion.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
He sent me all the links is like this goes here.
I'm telling you, link this goes there. When you do this,
this goes here, and do not make it like this,
make it like this. So really just the best.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
So, Gina, you let go and you let Mary.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
That's thank you. It is so perfect for him. Don't
fight with him, Just let go and let Maria exactly.
Jeers to Jeffrey Dahmer's mother, what a crazy bitch.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I don't know, not that long ago, because I remember
that being in the news documentary documentary heard about his mom.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Well, let me give you a little slice of her.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Thing about her in the documentary.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Her dear old son, because everything.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Was Jeffrey Dahmer for a minute, remember, yes, Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
This they they're featuring on online right now, this criminal
psychologist because he's studying serial killers and he's studying one
that's like a big thing right now. And he gave
this interview and said that Jeffrey Dahmer's mother insisted her
son wasn't the monster people said he was because quote,
he killed them, but he never tried to hurt them.

Speaker 12 (34:06):
What you.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
May mean that she didn't think, well that was after
death exactly exactly, that he she doesn't believe her little
son wanted to cause anyone any pain.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Well that's what all the bad parents say, like when
their kids get picked up by the cops, they go,
not my son, my baby, Oh he's such a good kid.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yeah, And let's just just to be clear, Dahmer killed
and dismembered and ate his victims. But but her baby
didn't want to hurt anyone. So jeers to psychopath apologists,
jeers to mommies who just think their baby can't be
the one.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Okay, So for the sake of.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Argument, Yeah, I can't wait to hear that.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Well, no, I'm saying, for the sake of argument, like
there is something about like you, especially if you're the
mother of a child, you don't want to believe it,
and so you've convinced yourself. Maybe she truly believes that
because she's not thinking the same, like how she's not
looking at the situation the way that we see the situation.
The world sees the situation. She sees that as like, oh,

(35:06):
this is the kid that squirt it out of my
vagina and then I breastfed and raised and taught how
to use a fork and you know, like you, I'm saying,
but you see, you see that you coming up with
any justify it well, And I think, like.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
A lot of parents, if you admit that your kid
is a total piece of ish, then you kind of
have to admit that you did something wrong as well.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I mean, but here's the thing then that that's probably
that's I think I forget what exactly in the document
I remember thinking that, you know, I didn't feel as
bad for his parents as I did initially after watching
the documentaries.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yeah the mom was very overbearing and yeah and yeah
wid mass yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
But at the same time, you know, I I I
give her a little grace just because I think I
think just as a parent, you don't you mind after
you Jedi mind after yourself? Oh for sure, But you
would think that after all this time and how high
profile and everything is, that at some point reality would
have sunk in by now you have enough information.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah, and in the sickest way, you're thinking, is this
the definition of unconditional love? My baby? Who eats people.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Turns them into zombie?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
But now, yeah, that's my cheers that bitch food. Send
us a text if you like, go to two two
nine eight seven more? What do you show next? Hang on?

Speaker 13 (36:25):
So what do you show right back?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
What do you show back to? How much I hate influencers?

Speaker 15 (36:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, so there's this guy. Where the hell is it?
This influencer was here? I'm just gonna play the first
part and then you can kind of tell me what
do you think is going on?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Here?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
All right? All right? Here we uh click this? This
is an actual influencer. Yes, all right, yes, an actual influencer.
I just I just saw this and I was laughing
about it.

Speaker 16 (37:03):
Here we are stranded in Asia, like tens of thousands.
Our flights have been canceled by the ongoing conflict in
the Middle East. There are people all over the world impacted.
There are a few seats, all.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Right, So yeah, so he's stranded because you know of
what's going on.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Come in and out.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
That sucks, right, Yeah, well, no, he's only stuck because
there were no seats available in first and he didn't
want to sit in.

Speaker 16 (37:32):
A con.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I'm okay, okay, you would think, okay, man, you just
like suck it up. Yeah, sol hold hold on, hold on,
I can't. Yeah, yeah, I'm like stranded heroes go back
to this queen.

Speaker 16 (37:47):
Ongoing conflict in the Middle East. There are people all
over the world impacted. There are a few seats on
some days in economy, but even those are selling fast,
so the amount of backup options that you'll have at
the last minute will be virtually non existent, meaning that
you're trapped. I'm getting a really unpleasant flashbox to the
beginning of COVID.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
So people are like, dude, just take one of the
economy seats and suck it up. He goes, You're not stranded,
so so check this out. You know, like, if you
book business travel, your company will pay for certain things.
They won't pay for certain things. He claims that his
channel will only cover business in first class. Okay, so won't.

(38:30):
So it'll it'll cover that, but it wouldn't cover your
your significantly cheaper economy seats.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Oh my god, I have flown all over the world
in economy and I've never even thought about it.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
That I'm surrounded.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
All of us.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Shut up. Oh dude.

Speaker 11 (38:50):
I have another influencer story. Morgan and I were around
this influencer and Morgan could not stop staring at her ass.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Okay, that's to go like that before it.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
No, you walk in a room, you can't not look
at her.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
Yeah, so her name is you can look around Gracie
Bond b l nips. Yeah, dude, if you've been on
social media like nice ass, like one of the.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
Disgusting, Like if you see this video online, that's a
and then you see her in person, you're like, oh
my god, she needs like double wide doors to get
in there.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
This is like side show not hot.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
No, Yeah, but stops staring. When when did we have
to start as a society pretending that those big giant
asses are hot? Thought, she seems like nice. Was there
a meeting that I missed?

Speaker 7 (39:42):
Yeah, she does seem nice.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
She seems very nice guy.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
It's messed up for me to have to not be
able to look at that, right.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
No, you're right, Morgan, because if you're going to do that,
I should be allowed to stare at you the whole time.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
This is.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Love it, Yeah, this is it looks like this is
natural for her. It's not like Kardashians are someone who
did implants.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Right, are you blind?

Speaker 7 (40:05):
She's not like that.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I don't know natural, It's not no way.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
Yeah, she did talk about it before that she was
a really larger lady. And then so she's had some
surgery that helped slimmer down up top, but right.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
Just moved it all.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (40:19):
And then like Gracie was trying to just go get
a meal and Morgan's staring at her.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Oh there she is againfet line.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I'm like, oh god, it would be impossible.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I mean, you could wear a calf tan and no
one would notice.

Speaker 10 (40:32):
But was she in something loose or was she and
like ohandex pants.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
On or whatever. I saw these things for the first
time ever. It was on social media. Is for ladies
to make your asses look better, like if you have
a flat ass, it's basically these pair of like those
yoga pants whatever. No, they're not butt pads. It's these
elastic straps that attached to the top and like in
the middle like where the where your coin slot begins,

(40:57):
and it goes and then it goes out to the
side and attaches there its up. Yeah. So you have
the pants and you put the elastic bands then underneath
your butt cheeks and when you pull the pants up,
it almost acts like a.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Bra and it I want to try that.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
It pulls your your ass, your ass cheeks up, scrunch
it right up your crack. You know what the result
It looks like you have this amazing perfectly shaped ass
I mean goods not.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
As advertised, but like.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
It's like push up bras though it's the same thing.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
I would love to try those.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, look, I forget but they said it was called.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna call it ass bra.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, there's these like these elastic things.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
You haven't said before there were elastics in it pulling
up your buttchee.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
You just have to be okay with it up there.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
You know it's going to be no, no, no, it doesn't
go in your ass crack. It goes underneath cheeks.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Think different ones.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Butt. I'm gonna show you visually with my hands, Like,
so my hands are the elastic traps. They go underneath
and they pull them up right, so when you pull
the pants up, I love that, right. Are you watching
the video?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
No, I'm just looking at the pictures, but I get it.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
It's like really tight chaps like leggings, but like chaps,
kind of like lemon pants.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, everybody wears you think they would be able to
make it an underwear form so you could wear any pants.

Speaker 10 (42:17):
Well, I hate to admit I did have a pair
of underwear with butt pads in them when I was
in high school. In high school, yeah, they were given
to me as a gift, but I actually ended up
wearing them like a joking gift.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
You can imagine wanting a bigger butt.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Did in style these days, Greg, Did.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You see the story about the Southwest plane They had
to get everybody off of the plane, like everybody had
to put their hands up. Yeah, because there was a
there was a bomb threat on the plane.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Did you see the video?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, so like this is and people are taking video
as this is going on, because like these guys storm
the plane like whatever, like the bomb squad or I
don't know, like the cops, authority or whatever they're and
you hear the flight attendants going hand hands up, heads down,
hands up, heads down, and they come onto the plane

(43:13):
and they grabbed this guy out of his seat and
they pull him off the plane. And I guess what
it was is that this passenger had been reading text
over this guy's shoulder, and so there was it was
no credible threat to the plane, so they let everybody go.
But it was a four hour delay on the ground.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Wait for snooping on someone's text?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Well because this guy, Yeah, yeah, dumbass, Hey, that's a
good whether you're looking over someone exactly. Yeah, you want
something like that, you think you didn't have a screen.
I don't want a four hour I don't want a
four hour delay.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
No, but I want to make it down in one piece.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
This this is where we're at now. Guys, the comments,
you know, I love the comment section. The comments section. Uh,
this is fame. This is staged because everybody on the
plane just knows to chant hands up, heads down, like
no dumb asses like the passengers aren't doing it's the
flight of tendants. They're trained in emergencies to all like,

(44:14):
you know, when there's time to brace for impact different
that they just keep repeating information over and over and
they have to say it in unison.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
That's part of the training.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
It's part of the training. It's not. But everybody thinks
because AI and because there are somebody now when real
stuff happens, nobody believes it. What was the thing and
when we were told as kids, boy who cried wolf?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Of course? Right, there's so much phoniness that nobody believes
when it's actually a real thing. Read the comments. It's infuriating.
It's like you just we are surrounded by dumb people.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
We're getting weight dumber.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It's dumbest.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Watch that movie about Sally. They were chanting as they're
approaching the Hudson River.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Staged yea movie the Woody Show. Hans go over to
Gina Grant, who's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Well, the war between the US, Israel and Iran is
still going on, and Iran has finally picked a new
Supreme leader and it happens to be the son of
the previously assassinated Supreme leader, Ali Kameni.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
You would think if you're that guy, you're like, no, thanks, guys,
I appreciate the confident. Yeah, because you got to know
that they're just going to take him out now too.
The the story about this that I saw is that
he was kind of the guy, like his dad was
the guy, but he was. They called him the shadow
Prince yea, So he was the guy kind of running everything.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Like low profile.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
So if they took your dad out right and your mom,
you don't think that, I don't know, I'd be like
hate me.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Why are you nominating me?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I really appreciate you, guess I think I'm gonna have
to pass on this one.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Well, like you said, yeah, he's super powerful, but we
really don't know that much about him, so we'll see
how that works.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I just got offer this consulting job with his law firm.
I was gonna like do that and you know, kind
of take it easy of him.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
And I'm still getting over my dad's death. I'm to
find some private island, right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Well, the air strikes from Israel keep coming, and they've
confirmed that they've killed five Iranian commanders and hotel strike
and they've targeted Iran's air force headquarters. A high school
math teacher in Georgia is dead after some seniors played
a prank on him that went really bad. It was
all part of this annual junior senior war at their school,
where toilet papering a teacher's house is worth two points

(46:24):
and they have this whole system. It's supposed to be fun.
So the kids were at their teacher, John Hughes place
doing it when he saw the t ping and he
went after them. The group jumped into their cars and
took off, but the teacher kept running after them, and
that's when Hugh was tripped and fell and ended up
getting run over by one of the students. Yeah, they
stopped and tried to give him first aid, but by

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the time they got to the hospital he was already dead.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Oh he died.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah. Yeah. All five of the students were arrested and
charged with criminal trespass and littering, and the driver of
the car has a vehicular manslaughter charge on top of
everything else. Now, I've read a lot about this, and
just so everyone's clear. Reportedly, everybody loved this teacher. It
wasn't like they were trying to be malicious, like this
was probably their you know, Frank days or whatever, and part.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Of the system of being like two points forgetting the house.
You also got points taken away if you got caught
by the tea.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
So they're trying to speed away exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Oh, so he wasn't chasing after them because he was pissed.
This is just part of them. He probably came out
to see what was going on.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
What the hell, you know, good Nick's doing.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
And then just because he came out of the house,
they you know, speed away. That sucks.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
It wasn't like there, Yeah, not at all. Yeah, really sad. Well,
about two thousand passengers were waiting for their flights at
Kansas City International Airport yesterday when they noticed a swarm
of cops and canine you ands units suddenly rushing to
the terminal and before they even knew what was happening,
a voice came over the intercom saying they needed to
immediately evacuate. And these videos are crazy. People just literally

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like running down with their suitcases, their rolling bags, just
out letting out of the airport. Apparently there was a threat,
even though authorities wouldn't say exactly what it was, but
they did a sweep at the area. They grounded all
the flights, they diverted all the inbound flights, and a
few hours later the airport was given the all clear
and the FBI saying that the threat was now now

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not credible.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah. I saw where planes landed and they couldn't tax
you to the gates. They had to sit out on
the tarmac for two hours. You already got there, you've arrived,
but you just have to They sat there for two
hours the door. It's when they say like, uh, oh, sorry, guys,
well we got in uh fifteen minutes early, but there's
someone still at our gates.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Good news, guysts wait.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
For them to push back before we can. Yeah, get
you to the terminal.

Speaker 11 (48:42):
When they do that announcement, Hey, it looks like we're
gonna get there a little bit early.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I go, dude, I know we're gonna sit there.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
It's gonna sit there. That's why airports need spare gates. Like,
let's just have these gates here for early for the
rollie stairs, right, that's so.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Hard or the slide with that killing one to put
the slide out for us and Disney Andixar back on
top of the weekend box office things to their newest
hit hoppers. This movie is getting so much shine apparently
on Rotten Tomatoes, it has a ninety four percent critics.
Star Wow Yeah Scream seven finished in second place after

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dropping off a little bit. The Bride debuted at number three,
and Goat finished at number four. Withering Heights rounded out
the top five.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Because I thought this once was kind of like lame
for movies, to be honest, and because The Bride that's
a total Menji movie.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
It's like Maggie wrote it.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
It's like Frankenstein is MEI is it Bail? Is it
a musical? It seems like a musical. Bride the Bride, Yeah,
I mean it looks cool. I actually want to see music.
Aything about it. I have no idea.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
It is American gothic romance film.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Yeah, it's Maggie Chillen Hall and it's about the bride
of Why.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Why do you think it's a Menji film?

Speaker 17 (49:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Because he loves like Frankenstein and all that stuff. Yeah,
I mean no. Visually the trailer looked really cool, but
it made it kind of look like it was a musical.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yeah, well, mention, You'll have to let us know when
he sees it. I don't know eighteen times in the end.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
How many times you see Frankenstein twice in the theater?
And I think three times on Netflix. Oh okay, wait,
long a movie.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
I watched that movie recently, and thank god it was
during the day. There are some scenes that are horrifying.
I don't know how he's seen it that many times.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
You're watching a movie. What, you're not living it. You're
watching a movie.

Speaker 9 (50:31):
Yeah, I know, but there was there's some graphic scenes.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
And you're an adult.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Nice Yeah, Like, there's some stuff I love, but I
wouldn't watch it alone.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Right.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Well, for anyone who thought American Airlines was kidding about
their headphone policy, they're not. A passenger on a flight
leaving Miami absolutely lost her mind after she was kicked
off the plane after watching a video without headphones. The
whole thing happened before the flight even left the gate.
I think we have some audio of her freaking out.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, all right, this is the one out the flight. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (51:02):
I paid money for it, and I played a video
for thirty seconds.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
Have you percent sound?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
And that's the.

Speaker 9 (51:10):
Reason you're kicking me off?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Because I said, that sounds like a new problem.

Speaker 9 (51:14):
You'll stop.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
Look bolt.

Speaker 15 (51:20):
That like they didn't accept that, and that sounds like
a THEMN problem.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Oh my god, Because I said that's a you problem,
like a.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yes, actually, yeah, well they told you there's no more
playing videos or music or anything off your phone without headphone. Yeah,
and it doesn't matter if it was for thirty seconds
and fifty percent volume or what. It's not a that
is a you problem now.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Yeah, and she didn't get kicked off. It sounds like
because she was playing this for thirty seconds, she being
a yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
They told her she couldn't do it, and she responds
like this, we.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
Don't call the police. What the actual? What the actual?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Is this a freeze teach America or.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Literally?

Speaker 8 (52:06):
Eunny?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
People are so dumb They always throw around stuff like that,
like what happened to free speech? Well not at work?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah, they don't really know what.

Speaker 11 (52:14):
Much when you're on a plane, what our forefathers are
writing it up? I don't think they were talking about,
you know, playing you loud?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, Like if you want to protest the government, yes,
you have the right to free speech, and you can
do that on your own time or whatever. Your company
doesn't have to allow you to say whatever the hell.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
You're right now staying on a plane. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
No.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
And finally we got some crazy food news scientists in
Japan have created a new onion that's going to fix
all the crying in the tears while you're cutting up
your onions. They've made you know, everyone's eyes water thanks
to a gas that it only gets produced when they're cut.
But now a new onion they're calling the smile ball,
is going to make it go away.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I got two of those. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Hey, scientists have been working on this project for over
twenty years with an onion that's been bred to remove
that enzyme that responsible that's responsible for making us cry. Also,
the onion doesn't smell as much. It's supposed to taste sweeter,
and they're starting to pop up in the US, so
look for him.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
But here is that a GMO?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Oh yeah, I mean it is genetically modified.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, genetically yeah, see it's not all bad.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Yeah, they're called goldies here, not smileballs. So look for
the gold.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
People saying GMO is like if it's like cancer, Yeah, what.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
About seedless watermelons?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Watermelon or like now everybody loves Brussels sprouts. Now sprouts
modified so they're less bitter than they used to be,
like back in the eighties. That no idea.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I just assumed it's because people were steaming them, but
it's really because they taste different.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Yeah, they gally modified.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, it's great, right stupid MSG.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeah, that's good stuff, good stuff. That's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's not a new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Bododie, Greg menas Geve Wrench, We got sea Bass.
Sammy's here, Morgan's here, phones open eight seven seven forty four.
What he texts over to two two nine eight seven
tell us all about your weekends or something fun or
exciting you'd like to share with us, Greg Gorey weekend

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cheers and.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Jeers while I'm giving big cheers to generous Gina oh
So went to her house over the weekend and she
provided lunch which could have fed fifty people.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
She goes over home.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
She got so much sushi. I went hammer. I was
just sitting there. I don't think I've even said a
word because they're just stuffing my.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
That makes me so happy, my fat face.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
It was so good. It was so delicious, and I
even got a doggy bag. She said, you got to
take some home. It's gonna go to waste. So I
got sushi that day. I had it that night for
a snack and I had it the next for breakfast. Yeah,
So thank you, Gina, very generous. And then it just
a general jeers to what I would consider it insomnia.
So on a night that I want to stay up late,

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like a Friday, I pass out on the couch at eight,
wake up at about midnight, and that's my sleep.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
For the night. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
And then on a work night, I can't fall asleep early,
I stay up super late, and then I get two.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Hours of sleep before we'd now it effing sucks. And
then on a weekend you think, oh, I can finally
sleep in wide awake at four and up and about
it just eff and blows. There was a thing about this.
Medical journal wrote this thing about how dumb people are. Basically,
they said, if you put a sleeping pill label on

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a bag of something like jelly beans, and you take
one right before bed, you'll fall asleep about sixteen minutes
faster and stay asleep seventy nine minutes longer. Awesome because
this simple act of taking a quote sleeping pill, even
a phony one, prompts your brain to relax. They have
found in these like studies trick ourselves take a sleeping

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films like something you would do for a kid, you know,
and it's just her jelly beans. Yeah, what are the
jelly beans at? Yeah? So you try, you can trick,
you can over your brain.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Did you do at midnight at Saturday? Saturday? Till watch TV?
Play my phone? Slot machine?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
That's the problem. And I think coffee. I think coffee, No, wonder, No,
I'll make coffee because I think I'm well, I'm up.
I'll see. That's dumb. That's not helping. The screens aren't helping. Definitely,
slot machines aren't helping. Caffeine has no effect on me.
I could have I could have a red Bull and
go right to sleep. It just doesn't nothing. I think
I've just desensitized myself to it so much from all

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the soda I've drank over the over the years. Is
it drink or drunk over the years?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Drink?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I thought that's one of those anyway I drank, you know.
But the and the other thing is the screen stuff.
It doesn't seem to have an effect on me, but
I know it does for a lot of people. Yeah,
they'll scroll all night. Greg. I think you need to
avoid all the caffeine. You need to do all the stuff,
avoid all.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
The caffeine, the slot machine.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
You put your phone outside of the room. You don't
even have it in the room with the weekends, I do.
But see that's the thing I think you need to
like at a certain point before, like say hey, target
time for bedtime is whatever it is, and then like
at least an hour before that, put the phone away
and stay off the TV. You know, just chill talk tomorrow.
Yeah yeah, yeah, knock one out or something like tug one.

(57:37):
That'll help. That'll that'll that'll help. Yeah, yeah, I'll try,
all right, Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (57:44):
Well cheers, so just what I call a damn good weekend,
you know, just all around and cheers to Minace for
making things happen for me and my friends. But I'll
just sum it up with my main cheers. When you
go to UFC events or any type of you know,
sporting manly stuff, the male to female ratio is chefs

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so much so that I was taking pictures of the
bathroom line. Yeah, every time I went to the bathroom,
I walked right in and it's it's like men all
the way down the island.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
I'm like, this is nice. I never see this anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
So what was this event? Uh?

Speaker 10 (58:17):
Us, Well, we went to Power Slab Friday and then
UFC on Saturday, and just like walking through the crowd,
you know, it's so easy, gene and seeming you like,
you just make eye contact with the guy and they're
all about it, especially if you're the only girl there, like, because.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Otherwise it's so hard to meet guys.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Great, you have to be awaken. It's the kind of
guys that she wants to meet, and there's.

Speaker 10 (58:39):
Only a couple of girls to compete with their you know,
maybe their girlfriends at home, So it's my time to shine.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Older dudes will push you down the stairs. Yeah, that's
the kind of guy that she's looking for.

Speaker 10 (58:50):
Yeah, violent, and we'll protect me. My jeers goes to
It's kind of a cheers and jeers. I'm proud of myself,
but I'm not. I went the whole weekend without drinking
in Vegas, which like who does that? And then I'm
also I had like the.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Fight coming up.

Speaker 10 (59:03):
Yeah, not drinking, and then I had like two pieces
of chicken and like seven eggs and that's all I Yeah,
I was like straight protein cutting.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
So that'sn eggs.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
Yeah, that's gross. I brought my own boys.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Gross, isn't that? You?

Speaker 15 (59:21):
Like?

Speaker 4 (59:21):
The perfect magic food?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
That's old school. I know it's old school. I didn't.
I know they changed it, but I didn't think seven.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
It has the most protein, good fat within three days,
not all at once.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (59:31):
And then Moran and I were when we go to
the power Slop events, we're in a section where they
have like five star cuisine and anything.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
I had nothing so good, Like.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I was seeing those like lofts of rolls of medicine
to himself. Yeah, just hard show hands around the room.
And then on the text over to two nine eighty seven,
like I'm all about UFC. I get it, Like I'm
not a I'm not a fan necessarily. I don't watch it.
I don't have a problem with it. I haven't really
gotten into it. Yeah, but this whole thing about their

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doing UFC fights of the White House, that's trashy.

Speaker 8 (01:00:04):
Right, Oh my god, I'm throwing it out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
It totally is like it's trashy, right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
I mean, every other president, though, does has whatever they
enjoy at the White House, artists and other.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Things, but they have them. They come by, they do
like a lunch and they give them like a medal
or something like I'm talking about where there's like actual
fights going on again, but I'm not to play basketball.

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
Guys over there bowling play there's bowling there, bowling.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
This is a this is a whole event though, right Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Actually, I mean yeah, it's certainly not classy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
That's the question. I would argue that, and it doesn't
mean it can't be fun, but isn't classy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
There's no wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
I'm just asking everybody, So I would say it, well,
is there no my question?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Is it trashy?

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Trashy? I would say no because I'm a fan, but
I see how other people see that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
As okay, so no, yes, Greg, it's not wrestling, so no,
thank you. Yeah what if they did wrestle? Yeah, menace
for my friends at the UFC. I do find it
kind of odd.

Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
You got to take it back to this is because
Dana White has always been friends with Trump from the
very beginning of him being in charge of the UFC.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Trashy.

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
I mean, I'm kind of in between.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
But if I had to choose one way, trashy, yes,
Sea bass Look, I love it, but it is trashy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Yeah again, No, I get it. I can see where,
you know, like people get really into it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Yeah, but it is a weird it's going to be
a spectacle.

Speaker 10 (01:01:43):
And they announced the card. So shout out to Alex Bae.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
Well, obviously, Greg, I can't believe you skipped over daylight
saving time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
It is your Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah, it is a glorious thing.

Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
And cheers to the folks of British Columbia.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
You know what they did, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
They set the clock.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
I can't remember what made it permanent, they said, and
that it can be done. It's been done before. There
are states and other places around the world that have
done it. And and I realized with all this stuff,
because the Senate passed this number of years ago, that
we should just stay where the clocks are right now.
And you realize how much leadership makes a difference, because
the whole country wants this, you know, polls and so

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on and so forth, you know, just the Greg Gory household.
But it takes somebody saying this is what we're doing.
We got to do something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I don't know why it's such a big thing, like
it should be just hey, all right, so we're all good, right, yeah, yeah,
he's fighting boom and it's just done. Like what's to discuss?

Speaker 13 (01:02:40):
Just happened.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
And philosophically it's weird because we're controlling time. Why weird?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
But it comes.

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
But that's a good point, Greg because that comes down
to like what so much what we deal with on
a day to day thing around here, like useless stuff
that happens, like we're making our own problems, we're making
our lives worse.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
We can all it's just it's just a inertia.

Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
It's just this, well, this is the way it's always
been done.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
I don't care. But what's goofy is like, so you're
gonna have uh, like you're you're just gonna have this
one area where it's different and then this little area
right to it. You know, the neighboring area to the
west is one thing, and then the east is different.
And already have that in certain places, you know Arizona.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Arizona's been like that, and you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Why is kind of out there on its own right
like so fair, yes that's different, But I'm saying like
Arizona's perfect example. Wait a minute, hold on, what time
is it? In Arizona, But what time is it in
you know, Nevada that's just north of Arizona, Like, is
that different? No, it should be. They should just be
aligned in the same you know, time zone.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
You see, that's the kind of that's the kind of
thinking that people well, you know, we don't want to
have that laziness.

Speaker 11 (01:03:44):
Or is there somebody getting paid on the back end
for like some big weird but I know some weird
back the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
They always say follow the money. Yeah, So what is like,
why has this been such a difficult thing to get
across the goal line and just make it official?

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
Because of anusia, because lack of leaders. I'm listening to
all these like podcasts men about like people who found
in companies like Mark Graves for instance, of of raising canes, Yes,
and like Todd Graves Todd, I don't know who you're
talking about, Todd my brother? Uh about how like it
just you have to have someone of the top who's like, no,

(01:04:19):
we're doing it this way because everybody else is gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Be like, well did congratulations of them? Let's use them
as an example. Yeah, BC, I love you Jeers Jeers two.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
I know menace, You're gonna hate this Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
Okay, he hosted started out live again, and again he
cracks up in everyfing sketch he's in and it's not great. Yeah,
it's not cute. It was it's cute once your first time,
but when it's every time, all the time, every year
that you host, it becomes annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
That sucks because you wanted him to be cute, right
and then when he does it, it's not cute.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
So it's like, damn it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
And his hair looks so cute, like feathered, yeah on
highlight darkish Yeah, oh it's so hot. But again he's
all and he's when he talks like just by himself
as Ryan Gosling, he's he's kind of dumb. He's kind
of a dumb guy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
You just kind of hear it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
And it's like his deliveries.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
Have you seen the trailer for his new movie. That's
the reason why he's doing sn now. Oh no, it
does not look good. Oh no, but it's a two
hundred people are excited for it. It's a two hundred
and fifty million dollar movie that they put together.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Planet Earth. Mary adds for that like.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
A year ago, and it was like in theaters March
of twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Or something like that.

Speaker 11 (01:05:35):
Wash the trailer and asked me if I'm off on this,
But I don't know. I'm not the and all be all,
but everyone seems to be pretty excited about it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I'm like, what, I think it looks good? Back to
the switching of the clocks and what would the reason
be or whatever? Menace worth looking into the rumors or
the conspiracies. The farming lobby doesn't want daylight saving to
go away because it helps with their schedule and their farming.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Well, then yeah, the one want to go away.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Less daylight equals more control over people. Yeah true, Sammy
weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
My cheers is to electric toothbrushes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
I just discovered them.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
I know, I'm sad that sounds lame, but like they're
in the press.

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
Yeah, well, where have I been on electric toothbrushes?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
I know they've been mentioned. I hadn't really used them before.
I didn't think that they would make that much of
a difference. I'm like, I brush my teeth like we're fine.

Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
Oh my god, I feel like I just went to
the dentists.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Actually, so question doctors. They they they're under the microscope
a lot. Are they on the take from the pharmaceuticals
our dentists on the take from Oral b and the
people that make the electronic toothbrushes? Because for years, every
time I was there, they would push the electronic toothbrush

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and like, while we do offer them here, like they
were selling them right out of the office. Oh and
so like I didn't know if this was like big
electric toothbrush and they had got in the hold of
the dentists, and the dentists were pushing it the way
that McDonald's pushes their barbecue sauce, like where you know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Yeah, I mean they do give them out quite willy nilly. Well,
the ORALB stuff we get a little baggy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yeah, I know, you always had a little bagging and
there was like a toothbrush and some flaws and stuff
like that in there. But was there a big push
by the electric toothbrush manufacturers two dentists And are the
dentists getting like a kickback?

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Probably you think so.

Speaker 9 (01:07:25):
The dentists are selling you have clean teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
But if they're selling them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Why would they really give If anything, the dentists would
want you to come in with cavities so they can
get more money.

Speaker 10 (01:07:33):
Yeah, yeah, Wait, so how did you find out about
electric toothbrushes?

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Because yeah, where did you ever hear about?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Because steam but Willy has one and there's different attachments,
so he had one that didn't you know, he hadn't used.

Speaker 9 (01:07:47):
So I got to use the attachment on his toothbrush
and I was like, oh my god, this is great.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Called a toaster.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
It's you'll never guess what it does.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Jeers my years is Sue my dog because she cannot
stop peeing on carpet. She I mean, she's a little
dog and a lot of little dogs do that, and
so I don't have any rugs or carpet in my place.
I never have because I know she's going to pee
on it. Steamboat Willy has carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
That's the answer. What that's the answer. It's the only
can't you never thought to like train this dog?

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
She is trained, but you I know, but something about carpet,
and she's not the only little dogs. Like little dogs
will just pee on carpet. They isn't an age.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
That's because okay, I was gonna ask you about this,
how does Steamboat will like you're talking about moving in together?
How does he feel about the fact that your dog,
she puts down peepads in her place so the dog
can go to the bathroom inside. Don't you think that
contributes to like peeing on stuff inside the house?

Speaker 19 (01:08:52):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
Probably she's trained to pee outside. That's how you trained her.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Right, yes, right, you have to rush back to let
her out or anything either, which is helpful when I'm
at work and things like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
I've never allowed like a pad dog to live in
my place, a pea pad dog.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
I mean, sure, yeah, but it's more convenient, it really is,
of course it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Yeah, the reason of course it's more convenient, and you're
taking the dog out for a walk or letting it out,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
But I mean, like if I'm at work, I don't
get like panicky, like, oh my gosh, I need to
be back by.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
A certain time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
But most people's dogs can you know, eight hours and
they're and they're fine for a dog to hold it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Why can't we train little dogs to use a litter
box like a cat because some of those self cleaning
ones are.

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
Yeah, well, but I mean there's not a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
How does Steamboat will you feel about all that?

Speaker 8 (01:09:37):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
Yeah, he's getting he's getting pressure.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
But I warned him from the beginning, like, hey, she
can't be on carpet.

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
You need to get new floors. So he's getting new floors.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:09:46):
She can't. He needs new floors. Anyway, he can't have carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
The needs they don't have carpet. And the dog is old.

Speaker 9 (01:09:53):
So she's thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Thirteen, she's a young This is a she's your musk,
real quick, your musk, real quick, real quick. She's gonna
do it. Okay, hold on, it's a temporary problem. He's
going to replace.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
Yeah, I'll google it. I'll google on my computer. So
you don't have the paper trails. What what poison stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
We're not doing that. He doesn't need poison eats, patience,
I'm not wearing a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet. Like,
straight up, you guys are idiots. The Woody Show. The
Woody Show, Sammy was uh enlightened to the idea of

(01:10:50):
the electric toothbrush. Where have these been my whole life?
She finally heard about them.

Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
Well, I just foolishly never got.

Speaker 11 (01:10:59):
One or used one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Ye, Sammy witty, try a water pick. They're very messy, Yeah,
very messys so blind.

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
So I this is going to be really blonde.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
I do have a water pick that I bought to
try and clean my dog's teeth, and it never occurred
to me to use it for myself, So now I
guess I just changed the attachment.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
And try it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Forty nine year old dentist in New Jersey, in a
bit of a situation, was right in the middle of
a procedure noil, doing a root now in this patient.
About halfway through, she stopped and told the patient that
she couldn't finish and that they needed to go somewhere
else to get the work completed. So the patient left,
but then came back for his three hundred dollars deposit,

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but the dentist refused to give the money back, so
the guy went to the cops, still bleeding with gauze
in his mouth. By the way, it turns out this
dentist wasn't a real dentist at all. She had set
up her whole thing. She put ads on like this
WhatsApp group chat and this person's like, okay, sounds legit. Yeah,
And then she demanded that they pay her one thousand

(01:12:07):
dollars for the procedure. He gave her the deposit, and
so she just started drilling right away as soon as
he got there. Yeah, the dentist hit with a bunch
of different charges. I mean, fake dentist.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
How do you not vet your dentist?

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Like on a WhatsApp group?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I mean, here's the thing I guess is where you
find out about the dentist? Yeah, because I mean how
do most people find a dents You google it, yeah,
and you goes, oh, this is close to the house.
You call it and make an appointment. Do you ask
to see their credentials?

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
I always put in their name and then the word reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
We just assume Yeah, when you show up to the office,
it's legit, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's the thing, right when
you get these people that show up, you know, at
like some self storage place, surgery button plants and they're
putting fix of flat in people's butts exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:12:57):
I think there's just there's a nice confluation of dumb
people who are poor and scammers.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
And that's where you get.

Speaker 9 (01:13:04):
Down because he wouldn't have insurance. That's where you find
it down.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Everybody wants to deal eight seven seven four Woody, you
can hit us up with the text over to to
nine eight seven some after hovers voicemails.

Speaker 14 (01:13:16):
Boy, I'm just calling to do like a reverse crossroads voicemail.
I just want to shout out Menace little buddy and
just tell.

Speaker 19 (01:13:25):
Him that he is like the sweetest person in the world.
So I've been listening to the Ways Show since twenty eighteen,
and then I just started listening to the What's New pod,
But I've gone back on like old episodes, and he
just seems like somebody that if you become friends with him,
he instantly.

Speaker 14 (01:13:43):
He'll take care of you. He'll hook you up like
he's offered something cool and he doesn't want it. If
he knows you do, he'll hook you up with it.
Like he's the sweetest.

Speaker 19 (01:13:53):
Dude in the world.

Speaker 14 (01:13:54):
He's like punched the monkey with his ring of hands,
like just so sweet. And I just am reminded about
how sweet he is and little Buddy, Oh my goodness,
I wish we could be friends, because then you can
hook me up with amazing things and take me on
coold adventures. But yeah, okay, that's it.

Speaker 11 (01:14:13):
Neither fine, very nice and see and all everything she
said is true.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Everything she said is true, and Menace, I think the
smartest thing you do is when you do things like
that for people, you put it on social media. And
this goes back to my whole thing. You never leave
a tip for the bartender when they're not looking. So
if you're gonna do something nice, make sure everybody knows
about it. And I'm gonna go and go fund me
and yeah, yeah at the time.

Speaker 11 (01:14:40):
And I mean that legitimately, there's a lot of stuff
I don't put on social but I I will say this,
I can't take credit for that. I I am very
lucky the people that I came up with in radio,
they taught me to share like everything. So like it's
I I give credit to a lot of my friends
that I uh that that top the way of how

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to do all this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
So do what kind of stuff?

Speaker 11 (01:15:05):
Like when I was interning and like the people above me,
they were like always super generous, like the runoff, yeah,
the runoff of everything.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
So I kind of just I just learned from them
and how to do things. Yeah, oh did you see
the store? Christina Applegate speaking of people doing nice stuff?
Christina Applegate, she was doing an interview and she was
telling a story about how the initial offer to be
an anchorman wasn't great, okay, and she actually she called
it a little offensive, and so I don't know what

(01:15:34):
that would be, like how much half a million? Yeah,
I don't know. So she turned it down, and then
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay they went into their own
pockets to bump her salary up to something that she
would accept.

Speaker 20 (01:15:45):
All bit when they came in with the initial offer,
it was a little offensive, and I said, I can't
do that. I know my worth and they wanted me
bad enough, and they said, well, we're going to chip in,
and thank god they did, because it was one of
the best experiences of my entire life.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
It was such a lesson.

Speaker 20 (01:16:03):
I had never done improv before, and learning from that
group of dudes that is the masterclass that people paid for.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Steve Carell like taught it.

Speaker 20 (01:16:12):
To get in there and have that happen was just
absolutely magical and it's been invaluable to me in my career.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
That nice cool, right, Yeah, And she was worth it.
She's excellent, Like can you imagine anyone else being Corningstone?

Speaker 10 (01:16:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
And I would appreciate, you know, if I'm Will Ferrell
and Adam McKay. The fact that she, you know, out
make sure this is out there, Gina, just because I
would have given her, I mean, it's been a long
time since Zacherman came out. I would have given her
like sixty days. Yeah, and that would have required, like,
I'll tell you what, I'm going to dig up my
own pocket. I'm going to make sure that you get
to where you need to be on this uh this
on this offer. But you have sixty days to subtly

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leak this to the press to make sure I get
my shine.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Yeah, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
I want you to talk about this to the junket.
Yeah right, But Gina, just wait until you see her
in Bad Moms.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Oh my god, watched I tried to watch it on
a plane and it didn't you know, I didn't have
the juice TOI.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I tried to watch it and then I've tried to
watch it before and then I got interrupted, and I
just keep not finishing it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
She's flawless, I promise.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
I mean I've only I've only gotten like twenty two
minutes into it, so I have a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
To get through after hours. Voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, Hey, guys.

Speaker 12 (01:17:26):
Just wanted to correct something that you guys were just
saying about sneezing. People don't say God bless you as
a result of the bubonic plague, God bless you, who's
original purpose was to bless you because it was felt
that when you sneezed, it was because you were housing
a demon inside your body. So still just as stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
That is, that is pretty Also because we told, we
told sea, we said, God bless you.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
I've seen everybody has a version of why it happened,
like your spirit doesn't leave your bodies.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
And also who deputies you to be able to less
a demon out of somebody's body?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
People, it's just a friendly thing. Now, yeah, it's just
a custom. And see best turns it awkward? We'll give
me just a custom.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Well, okay, like everybody we shake hands.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
There was a reason behind that to show people like cheers.
Why do you soldiers salute because they were lifting the
the thing on the suit of armor.

Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
Like you know, I have longings that I have long
argued for bowing like the Japanese do. One of the
many things that I've.

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
Never seen you bout everybody by example you do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
I always seen bowing I give no, No, he does,
but it's it's not yes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
It's only people he respects that we don't see.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
That's why we don't say well, And there's probably a
custom behind that. Why don't you because you have them,
you know, don't give me custom.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
Because you know it's not just a custom, because you
are acknowledging the person and acknowledging that you respect and
see them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
You know, that's that's andy. How do you feel about
it for thousands of years? How do you feel about
pleases and thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:18:59):
Well, that's all this same thing that is, I'm acknowledging
that you're taking effort to do this for me, and
I'm giving you an acknowledgement of that essentially.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Yeah right, So like if the you know, bless you
is just more of just a polite gesture, but for
what reason? For what reason? Because I just told you
about the reasons for mine. Yeah, but I think is
you're just just an attempt be polite. But but how
for what?

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
As opposed to saying like are you okay or nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Yeah, no, there's no there's no real reason after somebody sneezes.
But the same with like we're talking about, like give
you burp at your fart.

Speaker 8 (01:19:34):
You know, And I said it should be the other
way around. The person sneezing should be saying sorry, hey, excuse.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Me, which we do, right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Sometimes people do both. They say excuse me, and you
still say blessed.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
Well, then you don't just cut the other part off.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Yeah, I guess the bottom I guess the bottom of
they can't we just talking to the people, just being friendly,
And it's better than people being someone being a dick.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
It's they don't have to be a dick. That's not
the only options. The third option is ignore it because
it's a natural bodily function.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Okay, thank you? All right? How's this song comple No?
I don't want your thank you? Eight seven seven forty
four William Shit, why don't we say thank you? I
just told you? I think you set us a text
over as an acknowledgment? Where did it originate?

Speaker 14 (01:20:17):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Ought to be a cuss.

Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
Sounds dramanic in the origin? Thank donka eighth a j
thanks eight.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Nothing Mosco sports dang with the G Jeff garci Tega
complete shot up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Thanks egg one Jeff G.

Speaker 18 (01:20:33):
Good morning, what the show? Happy Monday to everybody. Let's
go in and start with our Lakers, no Lebron, no problem.
Lake Show beat the Knicks last night one ten ninety seven.

Speaker 13 (01:20:41):
Luca with one has to put it on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
In the first row.

Speaker 18 (01:20:48):
Luca had a great game thirty five points, Austin Reeves
twenty five points. Lakers have won five out of six.
Big Test tomorrow for the Lake Show, Lakers and Tea
Wolves at Crypto dot Com Arena. Moving on to the
Clipper there hosting the Knicks tonight at Into a Dome
seven pm. And did you guys see the crazy ending
at the LA Marathon yesterday? It was all over social media.
American Nathan Martin made a mad dash at the end

(01:21:12):
to win it all.

Speaker 21 (01:21:12):
Listen, okay, l.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Go Okay.

Speaker 18 (01:21:22):
I know we're talking about the marathon or finishing, but
it sounds like she finished, I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Know, by the way.

Speaker 18 (01:21:27):
He beat Kenya's Michael Kimani by point zero one seconds.

Speaker 21 (01:21:31):
Here he is after the race describing what he did
to get to win.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I need to go and give everything, and there was
like probably fifty sixty meters to.

Speaker 10 (01:21:38):
Go where I'm like, I don't know if I can
do it, but I'm just going to give one last
final serd.

Speaker 18 (01:21:43):
I was out there supporting the crucial fan great vibes
always at the La Marathon. WBC USA and Mexico both
beat Brazil over the weekend.

Speaker 21 (01:21:51):
Mexico USA today.

Speaker 18 (01:21:53):
Congratulations to the UCLA Lady Bruins, back to back Big
ten champs.

Speaker 21 (01:21:57):
In the MLS LAFC one alex.

Speaker 18 (01:22:00):
He lost and last min not at least in the
NHL Ducks lost yesterday, Kings and Blue Jackets tonight.

Speaker 21 (01:22:05):
I'm Jeff g and that's youre.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
So cal sports, alright, Jeff show alright. So a couple
of last things on daylight saving and then I got
this other story I wanted to bring up real quick.
So now that we've done the whole clock thing every year,

(01:22:28):
there's no you get pet peeves on the way people
say or do different things. So tired, Well, not the
daylight saving time. It's not daylight saving, I learned, and
it really bothers some people. I hate when I don't
care one way or the other. I don't you know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I hate saying daylight saving. I hate saying driver license.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
I don't like driver like you're supposed to. He hanged himself,
he hung himself, he pleaded, he played right. I got
all they dived into a pool. But I'll get yeah, angry,
irritated by it. I just think it sounds weird. It
does sound weird think about it because I because because
I I of all the soda I've drank over the other,

(01:23:13):
all the soa I've drunk of the I get confused
of what the proper one is. So yeah, it's daylight
saving time. But who really cares?

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Nobody?

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
And then as far as we were talking, like why
why you do it? You know people say, oh, farmers,
you know, the farmer lobby or whatever. Now, according to researchers,
the move to daylight saving actually uses slightly more electricity
than if people stuck to standard time. Wait, it's supposed

(01:23:48):
to save energy, like daylight saving time is supposed to
save energy, but it doesn't. That doesn't make the move
daylight saving time actually uses slightly more electricity than if
people stuck to standard time. This was done a study
by the University of California, Santa Barbara. How that can
be houseway, you know what, you can go and read
the thing again, don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
People are staying up an hour or two later, so
they're using more but later on. Yeah, I'm trying to
figure out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
How maybe in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Yeah, it's not that much darker.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Know what was the the Tyler stuff?

Speaker 11 (01:24:25):
Oh dude, so over the weekend, I uh, I was
at this clip is yeah, I shared a hotel room
with Tyler and yeah it was midnight after an event.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Was sharing a space with Tyler just as miserable as
Morgan tells us it is.

Speaker 11 (01:24:40):
No, I don't think so, but I he did fall
a seat before me. This guy is like one of
those guys that can be like talking to you and
then twenty seconds later he's out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Is he like narcoleptic, like in the middle of a sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
No, he's just talking.

Speaker 11 (01:24:54):
He's like, all right bye, and then immediately story I'm like,
I'm so jealous Tyler.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Yeah, this is part one. Yeah, saw on some logs.

Speaker 12 (01:25:08):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
Yeah sounds like your dogs minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Yeah, totally when they're awake. They said like that. Yeah,
that's part one. Go to the front desk and get
my own room. It wasn't that bad. He used to
be way worse. But part two check this out, though
you got to listen to the whole clip. Part two.
He moves to his side, so this is him sleeping
on his side, and it sounds different. It sounds like

(01:25:37):
he's attached to a machine. That's what I was going
to say, like a wait for it? What am I
waiting for it? Like he increases. I thought I was
gonna stop sleep in the house died.

Speaker 8 (01:25:56):
Yeah, he guaranteed sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Yeah, but what that though?

Speaker 11 (01:26:01):
We used to you know, go out to uh to
other events and we all shared like the same house.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
You could hear him from across the house.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
He needs a seatpath.

Speaker 11 (01:26:10):
This is way better than before. But yeah, he's getting better.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Okay. Yeah, sounds like the seatpath machine thing. Uh. And
people swear by it. You never got on board though,
didn't even No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
The people I know on it. It has changed their life.
And they're the ones that are like like a good
friend of mine, like, oh, I'm so jealous. You can
always fall asleep so fast because they're always tired because
they're not sleeping.

Speaker 17 (01:26:35):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Somebody sent me one.

Speaker 11 (01:26:38):
It's still sitting in here. Oh that's that box under here.
Oh my god, I thought that was merch.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
You wanted to get it pressurized or whatever by a nurse. Yeah, wow,
look at all that. It's all the original plastic.

Speaker 8 (01:26:53):
Dude, I got one of these and I tried because
I got I had a mild you know, diprognosis or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Uh huh, and I could.

Speaker 8 (01:27:01):
I can't use it. It's just I can't go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
It doesn't seem like it would be remotely comfortable.

Speaker 13 (01:27:05):
And I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
I don't feel weird. But when I have it on
like it doesn't. That doesn't kill me. But half hour
in sleeping on, do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
You feel like like air being? Oh yeah, it's very
Do you have to sleep on your back? Yoh yeah,
so you can maybe side? You can do side.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
It seems one of those like massage table cutout pillows.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Yeah right, Uh huh, dude, Tyler, you can take this
and try it out. See if you see if it
works like the right pressure, just turn it on low.
It'll be fine. The show and we'll eat you another
new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World and
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us and follow us on social media at the Woody Show. Chetn'
grad career is right there. There's sea bass. Yeah, we
got Sammy Morgan is here. See phones.

Speaker 7 (01:28:01):
I'm sorry, okay, there is not I'm here phones.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Are up in eighty seven to seven forty four, what
he text us over to nine eight seven. A couple
of NYPD officers have been suspended without pay. They were
caught hooking up noise in the station locker room, like
down there at the police tap right in the locker room,
and they made a sex tape during the hookup. And
that's how they got That's how they got caught because

(01:28:24):
I guess the woman had a boyfriend, and the woman's
boyfriend somehow saw the video and instead of getting mad,
he just narked them out and took the video to
the bosses there at the police station.

Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
Fair Oh, boyfriends were in everything.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
And they were both suspended immediately. They will no doubt
be fired. But wait, you guys, the police union is
stepping in and they're asking the other co workers for
donations so that the two cops can stay on their
feet during this quote huge financial burden. Yeah, if they
asked me to donate to that, I'd be like, I

(01:29:00):
think got it. Thanks, it's my friend. I'll give him
a couple of bucks. Like you, guys, you took a
calculated risk and he got caught lost and you got caught.

Speaker 11 (01:29:12):
But much like restaurants. I hear cops they're always hooking
up with each.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Other, is that right? Like, yeah, I've heard that about
people that work. You know, you've seen it on Grey's Anatomy,
but hospital workers, Yeah, hospital working, flight attendants everywhere together
with someone for yeah, I guess a long time. Yeah,
whatever happened with because you said that the Tyler was
chatting up with this married check or this married chick
was chatting up with Tyler.

Speaker 11 (01:29:37):
So we're at the three eleven show and then out
of nowhere, this chick like walks up to Tyler, hands
him a beer and then starts like give him the
eyes and then starts like rubbing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Up all on them and stuff. This is going on
for like a good half hour.

Speaker 11 (01:29:50):
And then she goes, oh, yeah, where's where's my husband what?

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
And then flirting or just her No chick with this
personality this outgoing was maybe like the most drunk I've
ever seen anybody in my entire life, practically falling over
over everybody that was around us.

Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Yeah, so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Okay, so that's the reason why. Yeah, best question.

Speaker 10 (01:30:14):
I couldn't hear anything, so he's like, I'm down, she
can't oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
The best question she asked me though. First first thing,
she looks at me and she's like, she looks at menace.
Is that your dad?

Speaker 11 (01:30:30):
And I said, yeah, I am his dad, yep, d yeah.
But then we were leaving the show and this you
could see the chick. She was fighting with her husband
outside the show, and you know, Tyler, look the other way, man,
because I don't want this chick to recognize you. And
then we get caught up in the drama. Don't look
at her son.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
This thirty five year old prison inmate in Florida was
out on a work assignment helping out with the Sheriff's
office barbecue fundraiser kind of thing, right, and he had
to go use the potty, so he went to the
porta potties and that's where he started chatting up these
two ladies that were standing right next to it. One
of the women happened to be a former inmate herself,

(01:31:13):
so her and the guy, I guess they clicked right
away because they had common ground, right, and they decided
that they were going to have sex. So they went
into the porta potty. Oh at a barbecue fundraise.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Barbecue porta potty.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
And they did their thing, and they went to Poundtown.
Security cameras caught the whole incident, and when the cops
asked him about his little impromptu conjugal there, he admitted that, yeah,
I just hooked up with that check. And the authorities
are now trying to charge him for attempted escape and
this could add another fifteen years to his prison sense.

(01:31:50):
He wasn't trying to escape anything.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
That's a technicality. That's not fair, right, opposite escaping, you're
trapped in a porty.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Yeah, that's ridiculous. Yeah, I wouldn't even be able to
or forming a Well, if you're a guy has been
locked up, yeah, I'm sure you you can get down. Yeah. Yeah,
you're you're just out on this work release because you've
been in prison for god knows how long he's been there.
But you're you're you're a prisoner.

Speaker 7 (01:32:15):
You'll do it, are you?

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Guys who aren't in prison would hook up in a
porter party if that was like hands No, not now,
like not as a it's like you have a fetish
for Wow, you want to do this, not as a
forty nine year old guy. But I'm like like a
twenty year old me, twenty five year old me, especially
the handicapped ones you can fit like four people on. Yeah,

(01:32:39):
there's space in there.

Speaker 8 (01:32:40):
That being said, I know a radio guy who did
it and he was well beyond twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think, you know, women
are a different story.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Yeah, you guys have to hook up with each other
and there you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Know what I'm saying, Like, well, clearly not. Yeah, I
guarantee you. We have listeners that have done that.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
Oh yeah, like at festivals and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Yeah, this is years ago, and there's a place in
Saint Louis. It's called the Oz. It's a nightclub and
it's a nightclub that sandwiched right between two strip clubs, right,
and so it's a real it's an East Saint Louis,
so shady part of town. And we had done like
some kind of event there and there was something going
on where it's one of the listeners heard what was

(01:33:19):
going on in the stall next to hers, uh huh,
and she reached over the and she snapped a picture.
This chick was bent over a toilet taking it from behind,
and there was a duty in the toilet. Oh that's love. Yeah,
I'm like, that's yeah. Good.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
I mean, if we're all being honest, like I've hooked
up in a bathroom? Yeah, but right, but a porta
potty is a totally Sammy's shaking head in a bathroom,
even like in someone's house or in any situation, No,
never a bathroom.

Speaker 9 (01:33:53):
I mean maybe made out, but like had sex in
a bathroom, no.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Public bathroom, bent over a toilet, face down with a
duty with a cock.

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
Which is such a quick fix to you can easily
flush that away.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Maybe that's part of it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:07):
It's just so passionate, realized in around the room. How
do people have hooked up in a public restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
In the public restaurant? Morgan?

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
Of course, and.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
I haven't. Again a different point, I would, but wow,
would do it outside? Yeah when you run down the
street to hook up with that guy real quick?

Speaker 6 (01:34:32):
Yeah, cars that was up against the building, cave on.

Speaker 8 (01:34:37):
The single stallers are of course massively preferred.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Well yeah, wait, you've done it in a place with
multiple stalls.

Speaker 8 (01:34:45):
I have received in a place with multiple stalls. How
is he because because being is a funny thing?

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
No, because how are you going to get a woman
in a back room? How are you going to get
a woman in a multi stall men's room.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
She's just doing the math.

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
Thank you, Morgan, look at me, number one and number
two look at her.

Speaker 7 (01:35:05):
But yeah, actually that's yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:35:08):
Credits the offer to going in multiple stalls because I
like a private you think like the one staller.

Speaker 14 (01:35:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Someone the text saying the porta potty couitus is very
common at raves, like music. I'm sure it happens. I'm
just saying I couldnot. I could.

Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
You could just believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
I don't think I could.

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
The one positive thing I'll say about porta potties, I
don't know when they were invented, but remember they just
used to be the toilet set thing and you would
pee right into it. And now they have those little
attached urinal finally yeah, orderline enjoyable. Yeah, because you don't
have to pee into the big Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:35:45):
It's style.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Agree.

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
Have you done of those outdoor things. It's just like
the little dividers that are it's like it's a single
stand and they angle the dividers, so it's basically an
outdoor urinal.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
I've seen them, and I've also seen the one where
there's like four that all face each other where there's
like a main pillar in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Night, so your back is just to the My favorite
portable john are the ones they bring in on a trailer. Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Yeah, like those are legit actual they have air conditioning, yeah,
music luxury.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yeah, they have those at at festivals.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Because when I got married during COVID, it had to
be an outdoor wedding, and I chose the place specifically
because they provided those nice those places.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
There was there was a neighbor that had a big
party at their house, and because there was a bunch
of kids in the backyard and swimming and everything else,
they set this thing up in their driveway and so
they had the those type of portable John's delivered.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
The nice ones.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
The nice ones. Yeah, I don't know how much the
total Those are kind of tight.

Speaker 8 (01:36:49):
Actually, I prefer if I was doing it to do
it in a handicap accessible.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Yeah, is pretty much like an impartant four Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two two nine
eight seven more wood he shows next.

Speaker 12 (01:37:04):
Time the show.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
The show going to revisit something that we've talked about
on the on the show before people in the really
weird stuff. Well you mentioned, you know, right before the
break you know, hooking up in place. And somebody said,
by the way, in reaction to there is the question
who in this room has hooked up in a bathroom?

(01:37:33):
And it wasn't necessarily like a porta potty, but just
in bathroom and Jenner yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Somebody said, this is just the prude in me. But
it hearkens back to Greg's question about masturbation. You're that
horned up, you can't wait to go home. You got
to do with the work or in a public place. Uh,
I think about that has to happen in a public
restroom or a porta.

Speaker 8 (01:37:52):
Potty, have to it gets to.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Your house.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
I think about that. Yeah, I don't show at work
or in the car. Yes, I don't don't have to Joe,
I don't have to masturbate it work. I get to Yah.
That was like, yeah, we've uh, we've talked about things
that have kind of helped, like, you know, for me,
control what you can control and then just try to
not worry about the rest. For Greg, it's instead of
saying that you have to do something, you get to,

(01:38:17):
Like I have to wake up so early tomorrow because
I got to go to work. I get to and
by changing that one thing. It's supposed to have this
you know, effect on just your psyche. It's supposed to
make it easier whatever your mind off yourself. But people
are into some really over the top weird stuff. And
one of the weirdest things I think that we've covered

(01:38:37):
or talked about over the years Sea Bass you know,
uh learned about, were the people that are into the
real dolls. Reborn dolls are reborn dolls. Well, the real
doll thing is that's weird too.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Usually two different people.

Speaker 8 (01:38:50):
Look, I know this is gonna this segmental get sent
to those people and we're gonna get all kinds of
hate mail.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Good good, you deserve it.

Speaker 8 (01:38:56):
So reborn dolls are these hyper realistic baby dolls, and
I that or that again, they're marketed the excuse or
the shield that they put out in front of you
them and as they say, well, these are super hyper
risk realistic dolls that are for postpartum women, people who
you know, had miscarriages, things of that nature, for depression, depression,
and that's what we'll lead to that excuse in a minute.

(01:39:17):
But the vast majority of the reborn people are not
those people. They are psychos yea and so I went
to one of their conventions in the Salt Lake City area,
and actually they didn't. When you talk to them, they're like, Okay,
these are interesting people. But when you kind of dig
a little deeper, this is a Catherine and Danielle people
I met there.

Speaker 22 (01:39:36):
We're not really interested in having real children, so we
kind of figured if we do this, it's the second
best thing.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
So no baby fever.

Speaker 13 (01:39:45):
Any reborns you guys have back at.

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
Home seventeen twelve.

Speaker 13 (01:39:49):
They all have their own cribs or is like are
the display cases?

Speaker 7 (01:39:52):
They have one crib. They're all shoved into crib.

Speaker 8 (01:39:56):
Tog's a pack and boy.

Speaker 22 (01:39:58):
I also have an instag gram in a reborn Facebook
also and their precious reborns on Instagram.

Speaker 13 (01:40:10):
I searched it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:11):
I don't think it's still active. But the reason this
came back to light is I just on TikTok randomly.
I reborn doll popped up and this is where they've gone.
They've gone to TikTok because they get all kinds of
affirmation and positive reinforcements. So you can have this stuff
on TikTok, but you can't have cart narks. Yeah, yeah,
you can have literal mental illness, which we'll get to
in a minute here. Uh, because all 's go ahead

(01:40:34):
and address the main argument is that this is this
helps people cope.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
This is type of therapy.

Speaker 8 (01:40:38):
And a lot of actual people who are honest about
this say, yeah, this is this is a type of therapy.
It's maladjusted therapy. You're just delaying the process. You're just
you're putting your you're giving you're you're giving them a
drug as opposed to actually coping with let's say the
loss or whatever. Yeah, this is like a Dumbo feather.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
It's like you should be able to, you know, do
this without the feather, without the crutches exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
I understand Like not one kids. Okay, so you don't
want kids, but you want to have this dollar around
with pack and play. Like, if I don't want kids,
the last thing I want in my house for things
like packing players.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
I was expecting them to get super offendency asks by
suggesting you'd put them in a display case. These are
your children.

Speaker 13 (01:41:14):
Well here's the thing, a pack and play.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
So thanks to TikTok, people of now are now taking
these out into the real world and cosplaying as real
mommies and daddies. This is one lady who take her
name is. She goes by Leashi's reborns, and she takes
her kid quote unquote.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Quite often to Disney World.

Speaker 8 (01:41:33):
Let's for families, go right, But but if we have
a fake baby, you gotta take it. Let's say, for instance,
to the changing area at Disney World.

Speaker 17 (01:41:42):
Today. We're going to do some shopping and maybe ride
a couple of rides, but first I had to change
little l O. D.

Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
Stiper.

Speaker 17 (01:41:48):
Luckily it wasn't a goopy poopy as I would call it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
It's not a real baby psychopaths. Oh my god.

Speaker 17 (01:41:56):
We then headed out to do some baby and me shopping.
I definitely want to pick out a new outfit for Lity.
I then headed over to Baby Care Center to change
her outfit because she needed something a little bit warmer
and a lot more fashionable.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
All right, So there's real children and families waiting to
use this area, and meanwhile this psycho is in there
changing the clothes on her.

Speaker 8 (01:42:16):
Hold on, hold on what she's thought of that objection?
She addresses it.

Speaker 17 (01:42:20):
Keep in mind, guys, we would never use the baby
center if it was busy. It was no one in
the changing room.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Yeah, yeah, she's normal. Yeah, well then I said anything
my bad, go told she she's very much because carry
on her whole whole defense is like her husband and
her can't have kids.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
He's got a disability.

Speaker 8 (01:42:38):
But that again, use all that stuff to keep all
the deflection away, Like you can't say you can adopt
or or forget forget adopting. You can't volunteer it in
after school program or you work at a take a
summer camp or something. There's a thousand ways to help children.
If you really want to help children.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
It's not by changing an imaginary dice. I mean, look,
at least they're not kidnapping somebody else's real child.

Speaker 8 (01:42:58):
True, there was so far and let's just say this.
They are ethical reborners. They do not actually take their
baby on the rides for the most part.

Speaker 17 (01:43:07):
At Disney World, we headed over to the Little Mermaid
ride and got to ride together with Miss l O D. Remember, guys,
we do not take l D or any of our
reborn dolls on attractions that are not baby he approved.
We are very responsible. Videos for more information.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Yeah, you want to make you gotta be this tall
to fake baby.

Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
About your backpacks, your hats and your fake babies in
the cubby while you're in the Yeah, like when you
get on Big Thunder, do you stuff the kid into
that little like pouches in front of you down?

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
I'm not sure if they went flying off a ride
and you witnessed it, and I wonder what the I
wonder what the rule is if you're an employee at
a theme park and you get somebody like this and
they're in the the family changing rooms or you're going on, like,
do you have to play along with it?

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
Probably because they they're gonna cry.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
They're gonna cry. All kinds of mental health, all those buzzes,
all those mental healthy again. Yeah, that's a question if
you work for any kind of theme park or place,
I don't know, wherever you work, do you deal with
the public. Are you supposed to when you interact with
these people? Are you supposed to play along?

Speaker 11 (01:44:17):
Well, like you just said, this thing could go flying
off of Sure.

Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
She doesn't. She only goes to ones that are baby approved,
the ones that you can bring your babies on.

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
They probably have to say stuff like that like, oh,
she's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Guess what this.

Speaker 8 (01:44:34):
As part of her videos, she takes this little fake
baby to meet the characters and they have it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Yeah, they sure do.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
What he's probably so much vomit inside those costumes.

Speaker 8 (01:44:44):
She has seen the haters like yourself, and she has
some responses to shut you guys down.

Speaker 17 (01:44:50):
My seven year old daughter loves these dolls. Did I
mention she was seven? I'm sorry, when was the last
time you dropped two thousand dollars down on a for
your daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
These are not American girls. There's tons of these checks
who are bringing their daughters and stuff American girl to
have coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
And and.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Get their hair, get their hair done. Listen up, Brokies.

Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
Toys.

Speaker 17 (01:45:20):
These are collector dolls. These dolls are super harperalistic, and
they are works of art. These dolls are not meant
for children. What I do is teach people about the
benefits of reborn therapy and how it helps people with miscarriages,
emptiness syndrome, anxiety, and depression and loss. We live action
role play for content purposes only, So before you leave

(01:45:40):
comments like that, be a little bit more open minded
about different people around you.

Speaker 7 (01:45:45):
What emptiness syndrome?

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
Get a dog?

Speaker 9 (01:45:49):
That's what I was wondering.

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Wouldn't a pet be the next best thing, something that
you actually have to take care of and interacts back
to a normal person.

Speaker 8 (01:45:57):
There, These are malajust people talk about like O c
D is a man adjusted behavior, like being clean is good,
but too much of being clean is a is harmful
to a person. I don't think I'd be able to
have a job where I would have to have these
people to them correct. Yeah, because I she knows all
the language, she knows all the cover words, all the

(01:46:17):
lady A stuff, all the therapy blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Yeah, this is I mean, just straight insanity.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
Well, and she backs out of any accountability by saying
this is just for content purposes.

Speaker 7 (01:46:26):
So which is it?

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
Are you a therapist or is this for content?

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Right? Well, she's not the only one out there.

Speaker 8 (01:46:31):
Again, TikTok has what spawned me to look back into this,
And there's a whole community including this Lady rob something
reborn cosplay mommy of many, reborn cosplay mom of men.
And this is her taking us through a day in
the life of her two little ones.

Speaker 15 (01:46:47):
First, I get up before the girls are awake, and
I make them breakfast. Today, I'm making them eggs, scrambled eggs.
Because if you start them young, eating healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
The lange slower, so you make real eggs. I was
going to do with that. Is it like a tea
party where it's just air food? Can you put food
into these the mouths to get a two thousand dollars
doll and screw it up with food? Are you talking? Yeah?
But they have mechanical mouth. I know there's like baby

(01:47:19):
and then you like open up like the little collection
thing and clean it out.

Speaker 11 (01:47:23):
From what I've seen a clean like a flashlight, it
doesn't look like you can't put food, right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Are they dishwasher safe? Right? I did.

Speaker 15 (01:47:33):
I'm making them both cream cheese and jelly sandwiches because
they're both old enough to eat solid food.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
Uh huh Right.

Speaker 15 (01:47:40):
I entertained them by giving them some of the barbies
I had when I was little. Well, I spend a
lone time with Jennifer and show her the legend of
Zelda Breath of the Wild, and we've spent maybe an
hour playing this game. Is just hard to put it down.

Speaker 6 (01:47:58):
Somebody said, the right, I mean house sad? Yeah, you
would disown that if that's your daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
Right, Well, you play house and then go do video
games for two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
There's a show on Apple TV about this.

Speaker 8 (01:48:08):
I believe it. But I see a lot of the
people a lot of problem with these shows. And I
was looking there's an article about from the Today Show
about it is they they're way too nice to these people.
They're way too well, if it's helping that you're allowing this, right, well,
you know, yeah, you're encouraging. Yeah, you're encouraging again, not
actually dealing with we want more content.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
But they're also they're unhinged. I would be nervous to
call someone out like that. I would just go along
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
But what a cute baby.

Speaker 13 (01:48:34):
That's the problem.

Speaker 8 (01:48:35):
Did you know what happens? And I don't have any
audio for this, but I believe it was this woman
who took her reborn dolls to like a princess day party,
which is like where you take your five year old
to go play dress up with like Bell, you know,
and the and the Beauty and the Beast and you know.
But she's there sitting like in the corner by herself
with the reborn dolls, with the real girls are talking
to the Princess's good.

Speaker 13 (01:48:56):
It's scary, exactly, it's maladest.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
And speaking of scary, have you seen some of the
faces of these these little like like like demonic little
looking babies, Like, oh, they're so real, like our babies
that idious.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
Remember the movie Wax Museum where they found out that
they were just taking actual humans and dipping them in wax.
These reborn babies. I'm like, are these actual babies?

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Baby?

Speaker 8 (01:49:23):
Sammy's point. A lot of people just play it off.
They giggle and laugh and say, Okay, thank you, leave
me alone.

Speaker 15 (01:49:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
That's why I think I would do the same, Sammy,
just to kind of end. It's like, you're right and
like real babies this time, like when you're sick of
it and you don't want to be a real born
mom or whatever anymore. You couldn't just leave one in
a dumpster, in the in the toilet of a burger
King and no one's going to arrest you. Yeah, take

(01:49:50):
it to the fake fire.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
Department, abandon one of them.

Speaker 8 (01:49:53):
One of them was caused playing on a plane. And
what do you have to do? You have to go
through t s A and you have to throw something
that looks like a baby through the middle. This lady
decided to radio record on her phone what you're not
supposed to do in the TSA line and again same thing.
What Samy's talking about. Listen to the TSA agent's response.

Speaker 4 (01:50:09):
Yeah, I'm scary.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
How much?

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Well I came from an artist and from the UK,
so she's pretty expensive.

Speaker 7 (01:50:22):
They use him in like movies and thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
What are you doing with it? But it's a real baby.
Why would it go through the X ray machine?

Speaker 8 (01:50:32):
Well that's that's legislation.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
Again.

Speaker 8 (01:50:37):
So yeah, this is all on TikTok. Here's another lady.
I talked to you that we were covering this ten
eleven years ago. Here, what do you show? But these
mental little mental illness groups find places to support each
other confidence, right, Yeah, this is a lady from Dallas
I talked to what'd you buy this weekend?

Speaker 22 (01:50:52):
I purchased two baby dolls?

Speaker 7 (01:50:55):
Purchase what didn't we purchase?

Speaker 23 (01:50:58):
This is just tod me about three borning And originally
I went just to go with her because I knew it.

Speaker 7 (01:51:04):
Was something she loved.

Speaker 23 (01:51:05):
When we got here though, I definitely see where the
love is coming from. It's the love of having something
to be with and take care of, and.

Speaker 7 (01:51:13):
Even just having once a hold. This is my mother's
doll and.

Speaker 23 (01:51:17):
After she bought her I've just been holding her.

Speaker 7 (01:51:19):
I just want to hold her.

Speaker 23 (01:51:20):
It's definitely not for everyone, but you never know, it
does grow on you.

Speaker 7 (01:51:24):
I have a best friend.

Speaker 9 (01:51:25):
She's terrified of dolls, terrified.

Speaker 23 (01:51:28):
She saw the doll my mother made and picked it
up and refused to put it down.

Speaker 13 (01:51:34):
She's like, this.

Speaker 7 (01:51:35):
Makes me want kids. She's like, this makes me excited
for kids.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Somebody said we're missing the point. Thank god, these freaks
did not actually do point exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:51:45):
I was going to say, you know what, I'm doing
a one ad on this ice forridge it let this
be the fake children.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Oh okay, so there was something and it wasn't. It
weren't babies, but they were basically like sex dolls, but
they looked like kids, like yeah, right, remember that. And
people are like, this is really and we thought like,
if this keeps somebody from actually molesting real kids, they're
going to sit in their weird apartment and bang this dog,

(01:52:14):
Like should they be put down? Like animals? Absolutely contain
them somehow, but like if it, uh, if if it
keeps seating satisfies the urge, well that's people say that
about AI. You know, certain types of AI images should
be allowed for that very reason. Uh no, I think, yeah,
sell them, get their address and then go pick them up. Yes,
anybody who orders one of those things, they immediately go

(01:52:36):
on the list unbeknownst to them.

Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:52:38):
Yeah, well because the argument too is is that that
won't be satisfying to them.

Speaker 9 (01:52:41):
Right because also with the girl who had the dog, who.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Would this is satisfying to these people?

Speaker 5 (01:52:47):
She was like, this makes me want a baby, So
for certain people it just makes them want the real thing.

Speaker 4 (01:52:51):
Yeah, because hopefully it's not most of them.

Speaker 8 (01:52:53):
And women have the natural healing and that's great about
women that they want to do this and they want
to care for things, and that's wonderful. But obviously, again
the reborn thing are it's maladaptive. It's it's not it's
not solving your problem. Freaks, get ready for this will
be on reborn TikTok and they're gonna hate on us.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
But sorry, sorry, it's the truth. Great, someone's got to
tell them the t s. A guy won't tell them, Yeah,
a bunch of other people won't. Maybe they're scared because
this person seems like a legit psycho and they might
pull a blade on me or something.

Speaker 8 (01:53:21):
Yeah, they to sue you for some women love to poison.
They love poisoning people.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
That's right. Started the hour talking about people hooking up
in public restaurants and porta pots and stuff like that.
I forged exactly how they came up with, Oh, well
we're talking about yeah. Well yeah, So there was the
prisoner on the work release and he was working like

(01:53:49):
this barbecue fundraiser that the Sheriff's office was doing, went
to get in line for the port of Johns because
he got to take a leak and started chatting with
these two chicks and this one was a former inmate,
and so they hooked up in the porter potty. That's
and now he's being charged as if he tried to escape.
He didn't escape, He didn't go any further than the

(01:54:09):
porter potty, which is where you knew he was going
to be. Now, what he did there, I guess would
be against the rules. Contraverty, Like we see the rules
as a prisoner, like you're not supposed to hook up
or interact maybe with anybody. I want to see it, right, Yeah,
he's looking at an additional fifteen years week.

Speaker 11 (01:54:28):
Yeah, that's crazy because people were always saying, oh, you're
breaking the rules.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
Well, let me see the rules? Where are so in
kinks and fetishes? You know, people call us boring all
the time, Greg, because we we won't make the point
I call you boring. Well, I'm saying just in general,
because we go well, Like, how did you even realize
that you were into?

Speaker 6 (01:54:49):
That's always my question? How did you know that you
need somebody to step on you with certain types of
shoes just to cross the finish line?

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
Right? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:54:58):
How?

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
Why? Like what is wrong with amount party? Right? Isn't
just a BJ or just regular sex? Or what? Isn't
that just good enough? It's pretty great.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
Yeah, it's pretty great that you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:55:07):
Really need the doll at ups got to get weirder
and weirder. It's like when you go to a really
good steakhouse, you don't need a one, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
You don't need parmesan crust on top. Yeah, it's just
a good stage.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
It's a good because it's perfectly seasoned, it's perfectly prepared.
What do you do? So people are asked, what's the
most bizarre sexual request that you've received? This person says,
I was on a date with a Christian girl who
said that she doesn't have sex on the first date
or do anal I walked her home, only to have
her request both of those things as soon as she

(01:55:39):
opened the door.

Speaker 11 (01:55:40):
Oh wow, Sometimes it's just a test, Yeah, to see
what you would say.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
I had a guy ask me to beg him to
kill me during sex, all like a role playing.

Speaker 4 (01:55:52):
Uh huh, but like, how is that weird?

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
I don't know. Okay, it's like the same thing with
like the chow king on the the slapping and you've
never nobody's ever slapped anybody during sex well like spanks,
no slap, No like slap slap No?

Speaker 4 (01:56:12):
Really yeah, I mean not currently. I don't think my
husband would be into that, but I've done it before,
and I, like you, I was asked him to slap
him and that ruled.

Speaker 9 (01:56:23):
Really yes across the face.

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
Yes, yeah? What if what if he did that to you?

Speaker 4 (01:56:29):
I would hate it because I didn't ask for that,
he asked me.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
You liked it, Like, so, do you think that would
go the other because you were so into that? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:56:37):
No, I don't know, but I could see myself being
like asking dudes like can.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
I hooked up with a rich girl whose family kept
a Koi fish inside a tank in the house during
the winter. During us hooking up, she moaned, put the
koi inside of me? Really, that can't I never left
so fast, but like coyas are pretty big, right yeah? Yeah.
People asked, what's the most bizarre sexual request you've ever received? Well,

(01:57:04):
we do have people who end up in the hospital
because they've like stuffed something down their p hoole.

Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
Or I fell on this light bulb.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
Girl wanted me to choke. Girl wanted to choke me
as I was choking her. Who's waking us up? If
we both passed?

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
That's a fair question.

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
She can't even read that one water sports Okay. Before
I could even say no, she was on her knees
ready in the bathtub. I did. I did.

Speaker 4 (01:57:34):
One girl who asked who said that was hot?

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
But she was like, uh, this chick she wanted to
masturbate while watching me cook. Okay, okay, that sounds like
something Metas would be. I can I even say this one? Oh?
She she asked me to leave my present in her

(01:57:57):
shoes so she could wear it to work.

Speaker 4 (01:58:02):
That's hilarious. Can you imagine the squish that sexual.

Speaker 14 (01:58:11):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
People are weird?

Speaker 6 (01:58:13):
Not current day me, but previous me. I was had
the request to leave a present on food. Yeah you seriously?

Speaker 4 (01:58:24):
Did you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (01:58:26):
And did you.

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
See him what you did?

Speaker 8 (01:58:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:58:30):
Or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
The boys freak your stuff. I've done that. I could
never tell. You don't know. Maybe that could be another
one of our uncensored podcasts. Who did it?

Speaker 4 (01:58:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:58:41):
The answer? Yeah, it's a contest called the Answer is great? Yeah,
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of wisdom. Please.

Speaker 6 (01:59:42):
Yeah, somewhere out there right now is some bitch posting
positive messages she doesn't live by.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
What's an example of that? Oh? Like what? Oh like
be kind and you know, like Ellen DeGeneres, please a
b kind video okay now I see yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00:01):
Or like, you know, just breathe. Life isn't that you know,
big of a deal. And she's the one bothering everyone
and making something out of nothing. She's the worst friend, right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it. Thank
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