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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show that this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Well
it's the end of another week, but it's the beginning
of a brand new mont That's right. Today is May
the first, twenty twenty six. Today is the final day

(01:01):
of April. It is April to thirty first, twenty twenty six.
It is day five out of five. Today is Friday.
I know, it seems like just yesterday, Greg, we were
in the in the Monday Blues and yeah, we were

(01:21):
riding the Elevator's aday.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Oh brand new wee and here we are.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
We's excited, Bodie Greg Minus, Gina grad, we got Sea Bass,
we got Sammy Morgan and Vonner here, dumbass Tyler, bored
Menji gangs here Friday morning. Let's crush it and get
into the weekend. All right, it's official. It's a new month,

(01:45):
and we're gonna get through the Friday as quickly as
we can with all the different various things that we
have planned for you. Yeah, you know, updated on the
all the headline stuff. Birthday's born, and Birthday fail stories.
We got your dumb ass contest, We got the DUIQ
coming up. Anything you want to get in on be
a part of eight seven seven forty four. You can
also send us a text over to two to nine

(02:06):
eight seven. Yeah. So may first, I think it's this
month the first ever sperm Racing World Cup will be
in San Francisco, seabets. I thought of you immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Did they already do one of these?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Will they take talk?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
They did say they did something. But this is the
first ever sperm Racing World World Cups. That's different. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Is that different than the other one?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, so more than ten thousand men from one hundred
countries have already applied to compete for the one hundred
thousand dollars prize. Sure, free money went on. The format
works just like a standard sports tournament. You got one
hundred and twenty eight guys, each representing a different country.
They submit seamen samples from home using a you know,
something like a mailed kit. Scientists will then isolate individual

(02:52):
sperm cells and place them in a custom built microscopic
track that measures about zero point zero two inches long.
A controlled micro current creates resistance and the fastest swimmer wins,
the whole thing broadcast live, giant screens, leaderboards, competitor health stats. Uh.
The four co founders behind the event, they say that

(03:13):
male fertility has quietly dropped by more than sixty percent. Yeah,
because guys have become pussies by more than sixty percent
over the past fifty years. And they hope that turning
sperm motility into spectators sport would get guys talking about
reproductive health in a way that clinical testing never has.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I mean, I don't know if that will be the goal,
but I would watch the hell out of this. This
is hilarious.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Well, I mean, yeah, it's it's unfortunately just a little gray,
quiggly thing.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I know, I want to watch it.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah, okay, I'd rather than if now, if they were
having to produce on the spot, that'd be much more
just watching.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
How about that? What I go? What if it's a
race like a bunch of like a bunch of people
standing at the top of a pinewood derby track, but
instea that it's the track for these the swimmers, and
you said they're going and you gotta like knock one
into the track.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, I watch that too.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Now is there a twist where they break it down
by sexuality?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh yeah, I think it's just by country. Are there
a bunch of guys at the end, like, ah, yeah,
I think they like at the bottom of an ice
sculpture where someone's pouring, like, yeah, there's Champagne tower wed Yeah.
Classy weddings, yeah, super classy.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, for the what do you show problem, we should
get one of those ice sculptures.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
How long do they last?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Long enough? Eight hours?

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Okay, yeah, long enough for that. I know a guy
that can get us one.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, you know a guy. You know, an ice sculpture guy.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
You know, but Gabriel Glaciers everybody has he has.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
An ice sculpture of him. Yeah, like his logo thing.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Yeah, I've seen that, so I'm sure he knows somebody,
So just hit him up.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Can be it can be done.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Somebody's full time job is making sculptures.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, but how many are you selling any given day
or week that you can make that your full time business.
They look pretty dope, though they probably also do like
butter crazy expensive? Yeah. What a random hook up though? Like,
what's the most random guy you've got for something? You
know what? I mean, that's a good question. I've got
an ice sculpture guy.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
You you ever seen when they're redoing buildings and they
basically wrap them in plastic before they get started. Like
who owns the big plastic company that building the wrappers? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, ice sculptures can be like three grand. Oh they're expensive.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, we should call Gabriel like, so what's the run?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I wonder how much that would go for and what
would it be? He just like a big would he
show logo or be some random like you know, yeah
with the rolls Royce emblems and.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Greg they make them with what your favorite thing?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Water?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah? You know how much Greg loves water? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Can he's talking about make.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
The ice blocks out of water? I know that much. Yeah,
chainsaws and chisels probably, I mean in hot water to
get some melting.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Because they can be intricate.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
I was at a wedding that had the Golden Gate Bridge.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Ice cupture. It was awesome and everyone got wasted.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
But because everybody wants to try a bridge, right, So yeah,
Sammy went to the doctor. You guys did, and and
they do all the stuff like because you know, they
what's the first thing they do when get naked. Well
when you walk it height and waight and so we

(06:40):
know how tall she is. But we've been talking about, yes,
we've been talking about fat Sammy.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
What were you before before? I mean mostly let's get
let's get I.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Would know before, like like what was her weight before disappointment?

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Let's get both, uh one oh seven no, less than that,
really less than that?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah? Yeah, Oh, I'd just say she would be probably
uh yeah, like ninety six pounds mm hmm, ninety six
before ninety six before and I think she's probably tripping
out because she obviously fat Sammy's making an appearance three days.
Yeah yeah, Now her weight has three numbers.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
One oh four now, one O four now yeah, okay,
I'll say one oh seven.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, see mass, what would you guess I'm.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Gonna go with ninety eight ninety eight? Now she's ninety nine, okay, Sammy, Okay.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
So before I could fluctuate between like ninety eight two
one hundred, So that was that was my general range. Well,
and then like if it was like oh man, I'm
kind of like getting up there, like one o two
was like.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Oh this is woof.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Just to remind people for those who may not you
know already know that you are? How tall?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Five ft?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Five foot? She's she's five ft?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Are you no longer a double zero?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
All my clothes still fit, but I do wear sweatpants
a lot.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
I went to the doctor and weighed one oh six
point seven.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Without breaking your bed.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
This is the heaviest I have weighed in my adult life.
Like when I was a freshman in high school, I
weighed one ten and that was the heaviest I ever
wa was.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
Photos and so now I mean I as an adult
or even probably since my junior year of high school,
I have not ever been over one oh three. Never
year span, I gained like seven pounds.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
You're gross.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't know if any of our skeletons weigh one
hundred and seven.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Yesterday I had one hundred and ten pound weights in
each hand to sammies.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah wow, pretty gross.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Now here's the question, what are you gonna do about it?

Speaker 8 (09:02):
I know, well, now I need to really.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Like, what did your doctors say? I'm curious, what does
your doctors say?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Nothing?

Speaker 8 (09:07):
And someone in range before it would be like I
needed to gain weight. So now while you're doing range,
no one has said anything.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
About I feel that way. I need to start.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Cutting back, getting out of control.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I know your face.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You're in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I know I blame him for sure.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Things seem to be going well, that's what happened. And
want to say fat and happy and that's accurate.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Kind of bulletproof when it comes to the show though, like.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
She's but she never eats anything.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, she doesn't like like some of the cake and
stuff don't the other day.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Yeah, I don't eat too much here, but I mean
like in terms of what you guys.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Bring in your own meal, right very and also everything.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Welcome to fath hood. I know we have we have
been waiting for.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
And what they do now with the doctor that I
didn't realize because you get on the scale and you
immediately want to know how much you weigh and they
do it in kilogram, so it's like, oh, forty eight
point four.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I know they do that totally, so you don't know,
so you don't they.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Do it only in Europe. And we're also kill to
have Sammy's problem, like oh, gain weight or you know
your only member if I was a hundred pounds eight
seven seven forty four Wooding Friday. Check ins on the
text over to two two nine eight seven more wood
he shows next, hang on the show, be back back, back, round,

(10:35):
back in a bed. What's up everybody?

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Thank you for listening to the podcast. It's menace, dude.
Huge meetup happening May fifth in Ontario. And I'm saying
major because it's with Taco Bell, and you know I
love Taco Bell, been trying to work with them forever.
So we're gonna do it up big for one hour only,
giving away tacos for a year and so much more.
Theme plot tickets, concert tickets. You're gonna want to be there.

(10:58):
That's Tuesday, May fifth, from two to three pm in
Ontario at forty three seventy one Ontario Mills Parkway. That's
forty three seventy one Ontario Mills Parkway, May fifth. That's
this Tuesday from two to three pm. Can't wait to
see you there. In the meantime.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Enjoyed the podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Wow, now I feel like an idiot.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Asking me all these questions when.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Helmer is not there.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Show.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You know a couple of things beginning of a brand
new month. Okay, cool, we mentioned that, But what we
failed at? What I failed dimension? My bad. I failed.
Dimension that may first is also Gina Grad's birthday, today's
genus birthday.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
It is what are you.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
One of those people that shares your age or what
forty year seven forty eight, forty eight, forty eight, forty
eight and your birthday? Thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I'm going to I'm going to fish because I this
this question. I have a very specific answer that I want,
because I put a lot of work into it. To
just lie to me.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's her birthday, so let's try to figure out the
answer she wants.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Go ahead, Well, it's a yes or no question. Okay,
so yes or no? You know you know the question.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I don't. What is it?

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Do?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I look?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Forty eight?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, no, no, all other twenty eight? There you go,
see that happy birthday?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Empty birthday.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Well, now that your husband is a cripple, I know
this birthday kind of canceled almost it is.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's so funny because he felt so bad he wanted
to make me a cake, which he's never done. I'm like,
this is not the year. I don't just tell me.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
If I made Jenna cake, she would think I was
poisoning her, Like you made this? Wait? So you actually
buying a cakes?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
One thing.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, like you made it?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
You did you do with the caids?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Did you know you just made it by yourself? She
wouldn't need it, really, Oh, she would definitely suspect that
something was it.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
This made my husband borderline Swiss idol because he felt
so guilty because he's like, oh my god, i'ven't even
gotten you your present. I can't now what am I
gonna do? My God, and I go just tell me
what you're going to get me and I'll go get it.
Everything else, everything can he I know, I think I
know what he's getting me and it be shipped. I'm
hoping I'm getting something to my favorite place. I hope

(13:18):
I'm getting a gift card like you did last year.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
So four you want you a twelve year old girl,
That's what my daughter wants.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
And I think he's also going to go off for boba.
We also, he always usually we go to get massages,
but now I guess since he can't get one, I
can just get double the time. Yeah, so we'll see nice.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, see massage sounds good, right, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, I might do one of those in home ones. Yeah,
I got the persons, I got the person.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'll send you as little Asian lady that not that
I keep telling me about.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, yeah, her name wonderful.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
She's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's just a weird birthday because I found her.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I found her was during COVID because all the places
were closed, couldn't even go get like a decent Chinese
chair massage at the mall.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
And you've been using the same lady. Yeah wow. Why
do I think that she already did the in home
thing with you.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
A different person?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Because I found I did it through Zeal. I found
out about Zeal, which is just an app, you.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Know, so you can go.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Anybody can go on there and actually very reasonable, believe
it or not very reasonable. I put it like on
par with like a massage Envy kind of thing without
the without for me, without the membership is just but
they come to your house, they bring all this stuff,
they bring the table, the whole thing, and.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
That's the best part after like a massage.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Ivan. I don't mind Massage Envy. I was a member
for many years. But like when you're done, it's like
now you're gonna get dressed and put all stuff together,
get back in the.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Car and drive home, and you're kind of oily oily.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, this is like you you're done, You're already at
your own house. If you want to just jump in
the shower, go ahead and jump in the shower. It's awesome.
But anyway, amazing went through Zeal, which they were great,
but then the the woman who it was the best
massage hands down. I've gotten a lot of massage, best
massage I'd ever had. And I was like, hey, so
if I book through Zeal again, I'm kind of guarantee

(15:07):
that I get you, like I want to book you specifically,
and you know, she gave me her number on the side,
and so now I'm able just to use uh perfect.
Yeah when when when I need.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Somebody, well I hope she's available this week.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh yeah, Like, well we'll set it up like sometimes,
like I'll set my wife up and she'll come on buy.
She's great.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
And that's the greatest thing about having a house because
it's like, oh, yeah, just set up in this room,
Like I have a room.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm saying, they'll set up in your living room, set
up in your kitchen if you want, and that's the
dining room. Dude. You've got to do something. And it's
different for every person. But you got to do something,
you hear, treat yourself. You've got to do something every
once in a while, just something that you want to do.
There's something that I'm doing today after the show, and
we've made a lot of adjustments to like the schedule.

(15:53):
The last couple of days, we've been working ahead so
I can leave. I need to leave like right on
time after the show today so I can go do
this thing that I really want to do. Has nothing
to do with work, has nothing to do with wife, kids,
anything else, Just something I want to do with something
involving flying.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
But oh, I thought it was going to be like
Crystal Court singing. No, it's like a meet up.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
But like all these other like people who fly and
they take you on like a you fly into this
particular airport and they put you on like a like
a shuttle, like a limo bus. They drive into town.
They take you a lunch at a barbecue place like rip.
So I get to fly somewhere, get a free barbecue
lunch out.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Of it, get to be in the airport community.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well there's other people who are you know, because yea, look,
you guys are all tired of hearing about me flying
and stuff. But these people they that's what they want
to hear about.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
That's not true. Yeah, but I'm saying I saw your airport.
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
It's this whole different world, right.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
And that's so, but anything new.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
So if it's a massage, if it's doing like just
going somewhere, you want to go to a movie by
yourself or a meal by sorry, right, a meal by yourself?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Hell do you do anything like that? SeaBASS, Like is
there you No?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
No? No, I mean like, oh, you're part of that
like improv group people, Yeah, a little bit. But is
that like because I would I can't imagine that you
would do that just completely on your own, Like, uh
like is it for like you're using it for professional
training kind of purposes? It's like going to a gym
for this this uh this for the job. Yeah yeah,
But like I'm saying, like that's a whole other level.

(17:16):
So is that something you get pure enjoyment out of
it or is it just purely functional from a professional
It is?

Speaker 6 (17:21):
I do enjoy Like because there's there's bad versions of
stand up improv.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's sketches.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
We've seen it and the improv gets plentiful.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Now that that being said, improv you can't make money
doing it unless you are one of like three people
who do that. But it is that is where people
like Will Ferrell and Kristen Wigg came out of is
that world because it's comedic acting, which I do all
the time obviously, uh, And that's what it's what it's for.
But I do love it more because it's always different.
So good, like really really good improv I like more

(17:50):
than really good stand up because a lot of times
the stand up I can see the joke coming a
mile even with like Anthony Jessen, Like at the time,
I know what he's gonna say.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I know, I kept this.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Uh. Text came in and says, what do you show
a special cheers for me? I want to see c
Mass perform improv you. I thought he was really funny
and surprisingly was pleasant during the performance, and it worked
well with his improv team. I'm sure you are wondering
what that's like. If you get a chance, check him

(18:19):
out it. I'm not going to give out the name.
It's very tough to be Is it like call letters
of a radio station? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Yeah, okay, it's tough to be a dick when you're
doing that because people just won't like you.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
But I thought it was very nice. They really enjoyed it.
Joy said you were an amazing actor.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Do you have to do those weird exercises where you
like mirror people animal the.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Bad side of it?

Speaker 6 (18:44):
That's like the part that gets made fun of, rightly
so because there it is highly correlated with the theater
kids and so it's it's why it gets a lot
of that crap.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
But I think that.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Makes sense in an acting class. The stuff that's incredibly embarrassing,
like everybody make a weird noise and jump around. It
very embarrassing, but it makes you realize, like I'm supposed
to be somebody else.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
There's this one impro group that keeps popping up in
my feed somehow, and I think I I blame some
of the posts that you know, Morgan is sent to me,
our buddy Tony sends to me or whatever. I guarantee
it's like this uh special special needs group IMPROVM. Dude.
I laughed. I laugh for the wrong reasons because I'm.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Like, it's you've seen it, see, like.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
All right, uh you are you know you are a
pilot of a plane and they go, oh, look out,
and they're so proud of themselves and they want, oh
look out, and they jump back into the They're all
standing like in a big circle, and the one guy
he kept doing the same thing like multiple times, so
like somebody else would come out and the chick would
be like, oh, that's not a bird, and then they

(19:53):
go back into their circle and the other guy comes
back out, Oh look out.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
It might be that there's a touring group bus.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah. Nice. Anyway, find whatever your thing is, sammy knit crochet. Yeah,
man's what is your I mean you go out to
a bunch of it stuff, but there like one thing.
F One's kind of become F One's big for me. Yeah,
I'm going if you want to like treat yourself, like
is it going to get ice cream? Is it going
to We know you don't do massage, but.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
If I want to treat myself, I'll probably go to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Something is just for you, like not nothing to do
with your wife, nothing to do with anything like that.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
The social media.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Something just makes you happy.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
Just makes me happy. I'm like, uh, sitting in my
little home studio that I built, like just working on random.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
But can we looking at the stars and that's pretty
cool too.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
But people join in with me on that.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
So this weekend, you know, just just do your thing.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Do you do your thing, treat yourself to a massage?
All right, eight didn't even get to the entertainment stuff.
We'll do that in the next We'll do that next thing.
Birthday is point of birthday. I'll come up.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Next like an idiot.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, welcome back, Happy Friday. It is the Woody Show.
Happy Birthday. Somebody texting over to two two nine eighty
seven Friday check in.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Also want to make sure that you saw this alert
from Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
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Speaker 2 (21:28):
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Speaker 1 (21:33):
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Speaker 2 (21:45):
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Speaker 1 (21:45):
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every single person of Vancouver to bag were because Vancouver
lies on the Cascady. It's not that you don't. The

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intensity is insane.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Big ol Vancouver.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
You gotta start doing your earthquakes thrills all right here.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
And then he goes on, there's like another like a
minute and.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
A half and actually, yeah, he's there's a there was
a real new uh paper came out that says there's
a massive technomic plate that they found in the area.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
That's why he's so u wow. I mean what data
is he going off the paper? Right? Just kidd out?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Okay, Yeah, he's a real ladies man.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Like if you see on his posts and stuff, there's
always like chick stopping them and take pictures.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
And then he'll reply to that.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
He'll say, and she's well over twenty years old. Well
that's so funny, all right, eight seven seven forty four
what he sent us a text over to two to
nine eight seven shop shot And we will start with
the birthday girl, Gina gret Yeah, happy birthday?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Have you met? I appreciate that I'm.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Making them for forgetting about it at the very beginning
of the show. Yeah what you got.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Well, apparently Green Day is getting into the movie business.
I don't know if you guys saw this, this new comedy,
Nimrod's Green Day Story. Well, Greg, obviously no, it's coming
out this year. It's basically based on their early days
when they're you know, they're blackout their their big breakout album, Dookie.
They're driving around at a van and trying to make it.
And the story follows these high school friends who believe

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that they've been picked to open for Green Day on
New Year's Eve, but they're wrong and it leads to
zany chaos and there's Bobby Lee's in it, Fred Armiston,
Jenni Fisher, and Angela Kensey from the Office, and of
course the members of Green Day Are you know, make
a little cameo. So nim Rod's a Green Day Story
should drop in theaters in August.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
So Greg, well, Billy Joe, I've seen him in one movie,
This is forty. He makes a cameo on that and
you can just fast forward.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
That's in the movie.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Wow, was he supposed to? Kind of? So this is
this is like Green Day adjacent though, Yeah, it's their experience.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Interesting. Yeah, so they so the kids in the movie
can go open for Green Day and it's going to
be in theater.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
So it's the story of how they were punk and
then not punk but pretended to stay.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, exactly, Greg.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Greg has so much hate for green pre order tickets?
What is the bus Boys? Everybody watched that yet? No?
I want Theo vonn and David.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Spade don't want you that bag Menace?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Why you watched it? You haven't gone against? Oh yeah, yeah,
I mean one of those dumb, dumb, dumb comedies, right,
but that's what we keep talking about, like just some
dumb fun I don't know if it's any good or not.
I haven't seen it. I haven't heard too much about
it other than you know they did it on the cheap, right, Yeah,
I've heard nothing about it. I don't know now one movie.

(24:51):
I know that Greg has something here about that I've
never I've never seen the original, but I know that
my wife is is all excited for aren't you guys
going to the movie.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
We have a date we're going in like three days.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Okay, so it's today's the day that the world's been
waiting for devil Wears product too.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
There is some some food news attached to it. But
starting with Meryl Streep, who almost didn't do the og
devil Wears product. She says she was fifty six and
she felt old, and she was considering retiring, and she said,
if you want me to do this for the first one, yeah,
for the first one back in two thousand and six.
She said, uh, you know, I'm old, I might retire.

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I don't want to do it. And they said, okay,
we'll double your salary. So then she said back back again,
and then the rest was history. She got paid five
million to do devil Wears products. Wow, I would have
thought it was.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh. I had heard something about that. And the story
the way I heard it is that she got double
her original salary for the for thee.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Of the secret maybe maybe both, because how old is
she now, She's got.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
To be well, that was twenty years ago. Twenty years ago,
I imagine.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Until math works.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I think I'm not very good at that.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
And then the food news attached to it is that
Eminem's is announcing that they are going to release all
Cerulean eminems.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
You guys don't even know why. That's fine.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
You don't know what that's about. They're not getting There's
there's one line where the chick walks in the new
assistant she sees a bunch of sweaters and she says, oh,
you know, I don't I don't know about this stuff.
And that's when Miranda Priestley Meryl Streep says, it's not
just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lappies, it's cerrudian,
which is a color. So Eminem's starting today while supplies

(26:41):
last at Eminem's dot com.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, but she.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
Gets it's a very pivotal point.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
She gets super roasted, all right.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Because Meryl Streep is proving to her that she thinks
she just bought something random off a rack that she
didn't care about, and Miranda Priestley is going like, we
chose this for you, you just didn't know it.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah, bitch, So Cerulian Eminem's for free online ms dot com.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
This is basically me. Yeah, she's basically dumb ass. Ho.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I'm shocked that there's not like a popcorn bucket shaped
like a hot shoe or no, there is I forgot
about that.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Just something else that I like to laugh about. Sea Bass.
Charlie Stairon says that red light masks are better than
any lotion or cream for the skin.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes, Charlie star noted dermatologists well noted nice skin. Her
face looks better than yours.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Okay, it's not because of a red red light Maskoan
hot woman is hot. Yeah, I guess all right, uh
menace what you got now? Leanne Rymes? I know.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
I mean she's like kind of fallen off over the
past couple of years, and she just announced that she
kind of caught a bug while vacationing in Mexico, so
she has to cancel some shows.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
But the only reason I want to bring her up.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Did you see the video of her I would say,
like a couple of weeks ago that went relief, Yeah,
what the hell is that? So she kind of had
like this lockjaw thing going on, and so this chiropractor
like basically put his hands in her mouth and like
made the cranked on her jaw, cranked on her jaw
and like popped it super loud. Yeah, she immediately starts

(28:20):
weeping crazy, like uncontrollably.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
It was well watch it. They do say when it
comes to like deep tissue massage and some you know
stuff like that, that you hold emotions in different part
of your body and you cracked down.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm not gonna make fun of you on your birthday.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I didn't say it, they say it.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
I can't imagine if you had like some kind of
lockjaw and then they popped it.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Relief, Yeah, you'd be relieved, but yeah, that'd be the
only part of your body that would then like you know,
like getting your genitals touched right. Nice. You know I'm
saying like.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Where like that it would be reliecause like some kind
of tension in right, yeah, and then you have like
a release.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
But this it would be very but that's I forget
what that. Uh what is the hormone that's released? Yeah,
something like that the cuddle or what.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
I didn't really know that lock jaw thing was like
a real thing where yeah, he walks in I heard,
I heard.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
I can misremember.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
But the woman that started weight Watchers like she had
lock jow for like two years.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That would work.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, yeah, And I always thought the joke was like
mono is the kissing disease. I thought you only got
locked off. You're like like given too many mouth parties.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Was another one when I heard about it as a kid,
like you would just sleep all the time, Like awesome.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, it's not cool, right, your only job for.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Your birthdays, it's gonna it's shiver, We're gonna sit. She
was like, it's and you know, we don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I got the birthdays around here somewhere.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Starting with the celebrities, pages are sticking together, starting with
Tim McGraw, who's fifty nine years old today. Writer director
Wes Anderson is fifty seven. Remember Family Matters, Eddie Winslow.
Of course, Darres McCrary is fifty today. Ray Parker Junior,

(30:15):
who did the Ghostbuster song, is seventy two. If you
watch Succession, which people keep telling me to.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Watch that I've seen it, you'd love it.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Cousin Greg on Succession, Nicholas Braun who's thirty eight years
old today, Jamie Dornan, who was Christian Gray and fifty
Shades Gray is forty four. N let's see Paul Tittle
Senior from American Choppers is seventy seven, and James Murray
from Impractical jokers were ever into that seabath. It seems
like maybe, hey, I saw I like some of their stuff.

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But yeah, Live shows not your porn of Birthday Today
is Zoe Fox and today's birthday girl. She got stronger
suction than a dyce in, which is not much. If
you asked Greg, they're not good, he says, even on
Max Power that things. That's true. She's put that to
use though, in two hundred and twenty six fine films,
including Love It First Suck. She was in I've An

(31:04):
Appetite for Something Tight, Volume five, I've Got It Bad
for Stepdad, Volume three. Her box is fully stocked with toys.
She was in Zoe Fox Orders The Stuffed Muff Pizza Mom.
She was a she was good and stuffing the Curious Boyfriend,

(31:25):
but she was fantastic and really who can forget her
unforgettable rolling. That rapper destroyed my crapper. That rapper destroyed
my trapper. That's Zoe Fox, who's thirty three years old today.
Matt Porner birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that's along with
Gina Grad's birthday. But look what's happening to one of entertains.

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You're at the Show, Quick Break More Woody Show, next,
hang up you show in a few You're right back.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
bag to gurg.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't think you're gonna remember it's a shoe. It's
another new hour year insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Please that you have made the decision to give us
some of your time today. One of you. That is
Greg Gory High Woody Menace, what is up high there?
Gina Grad right there, time phone's open. Be a part

(32:27):
of whatever you like, topic contest wherever that might be.
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We will always accept
your texts, comments, or check in whatever you got over to.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Back to the side of the room where Gina grad
sits and the trending news headlines.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Well, the House finally passed the Senate back bill that'll
fund most all of the agencies within the Department of
Homeland Security. The bill went straight to the White House,
where President Trump signed it, so that officially brings an
end to the seventy six day long DHS shutdown.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I forgot that was happened here?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh yeah, seventy six days.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Once the TSA part stopped, the big story, people kind
of forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Well, the paycheck drama is over, so that's good. The
new package funds all the big agencies under DHS except
for ICE or parts of Customs and Border Protection, but
those are getting funded through another bill through President Trump's term,
So that's he's good for now.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah. So they they're able to do it because all
they need is a simple majority and they send it
because I'm like, how do you do that? But then
why have we been fighting this whole time? What a
giant waste of time? If this was like something they
could have done, Like why were people? Why were all
these guys? How many people quit? How many people were
going to work without paychecks?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
My theory? I mean we had It's like Dorothy and
the Wizard of Us. You may not have had the
entire time, but you wouldn't have understood it.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I worked for her this long ass walk for no reason.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, so you see what I'm saying. Yeah, it makes
them look busy.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I saw that, and I'm like, well how would how
would that work? And so they're able to do it.
Get it's like a budget reconciliation bill, and then it
goes through the Senate with only a simple majority, which
means that the Republicans aren't giving the Democrats any opportunity
to be able to fill a buster or hold up whatever.

(34:15):
So they but again, you could have done this the
whole time, that people could have been paid the whole time.
And howeverny, I don't even know how many how many
TSA agents quit in that time?

Speaker 7 (34:23):
A lot they had to go start door dashing and
do a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Ponds on a chest.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
But when do you just hit the Vegas strip or
what do you do because you're so far You get
a big steak dinner.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well, the shooter from the White House correspondence dinner was
just in court and he'll be kept in custody until
his trial.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
He's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Free, dude, trial. Yeah, he was making arguments at first.
They eventually conceded like, all right, fine, he could stay
in jail. Well yeah, no, kid, wait.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
I mean that was just for fun, right, Oh yeah,
just to give it a trial, just to see if
they could do it.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, because he said his client is not a danger
to anyone, and he was not alleged to be holding
an automatic or even semi automatic weapon that are the
hallmarks of a modern day mass shooting. So he's fine.
Yeah right, he had like a Tommy gun, but you
had a gun.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah that's around that landed in the bulletproof vest of
a secret service agent. Yeah go anybody else.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, new security video was also released, and it showed
the dude scoping out the hotel before the event, which
puts a little wrench in the claim that he's not
dangerous to society.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
I think the lawyer was just doing that for sport.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Like, you know, how bad you have to want something
to be willing to travel by train from California to Washington, DC,
book a hotel.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Make a whole weekend out of it. Totally.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Well.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
The former cellmate of Jeffrey Epstein has a suicide note
from Epstein locked away in his case file. According to
The New York Times, back in twenty nineteen, the celly
claimed he found this note after Epstein unsuccessfully tried to
kill himself the first time around, and since then, this
guy has talked about the note on a podcast and
says that Epstein put a smiley face on it along

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with the words time to say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'd be interested to see what this guy's deal was
in the words, like he cuts some deal. Like all right, man,
I'll be the I'll be the distributor of your story. Right,
I've seen all the greg you love all that, like
close up magic. Someone signs a card and they put
it in the deck. Who put it anywhere in the deck?
They put it in the deck, okay, And they're showing
them shuffling it as you got put in the deck,

(36:27):
and they go, but what is this box over here?
They point to the boxes in the corner of the
table and they pick it up, open up, and there's
the signed card inside. So the fact that there's this
suicide note in a locked box somewhere.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
No, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, government, hold of that.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Well, that's the thing they magic. They really want to
unseal this thing. And they filed a petition with the
judge saying that since the celly publicly talked about the note,
everyone should be able to see it. It should be public.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Oh wait, it's on the box here. Wait, actually it's
I think it's in your left pocket.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Behind your ear exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Well, officials of Camp Mystic down in Texas says they
won't reopen this summer after those deadly floods that killed
twenty five girls and two counselors. They did have plans
to open for the camp's one hundredth anniversary, but Texas
Health investigators said in a review that they failed to
comply with a slate of new health and safety regulations,

(37:22):
and the camp says that eight hundred girls would sign
up to come back this summer, but instead of bringing
the camp up to date with the new rules, they
said they're stepping back from opening, and a new executive
order was signed which will create retirement accounts for tens
of millions of people who don't have four to one
case through their job. So listen up because this might
be you. It applies to people who are making less

(37:44):
than thirty five thousand dollars a year, heads of household
who are making less than fifty three thousand, or couples
that together make less than seventy one thousand, and The
claim is that if a twenty five year old who's
eligible for the program invests one hundred and sixty five
bucks a month under the federal contributions, so it's one
sixty five and one sixty five, they'll have four hundred
and sixty five thousand dollars by the time they're sixty five,

(38:07):
and this could help like over fifty million people. Wow,
this is pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
It's interesting when you see, you know those financial calculations
if you saved yeah a dollar a day, yeah, whatever
whatever that is. And then depending obviously you got to
start early. A lot of people will try to start
too late.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I mean something, but you're not going to get that
big wow payoff that everybody else.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, you see, way too late.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Do you see what they're doing with that California Billionaire's
tax thing that to counteract it. So they're so the
billionaires are coming up with this bill that they're going
to submit where you can't tax the retirement accounts, so
they'll put all their money into their retirement accounts. And
then so they're going to put the bill on the
ballot and everybody's like, no, I don't want my my

(38:55):
retirement accounts taxed at all. So like everybody will vote
for it, so like I.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
Don't care a way to shuffle your money.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Yeah, yeah, it will come down for then, Yeah, it
can't basically cancel everything out.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
But as long as it goes. For that, I think
the issue is as long as it goes for everybody,
So fine, whatever, But if the average person gets that
same benefit of being able to put money into a
retirem account that you can't touch and whatever, but doing
that's not taxed. I mean, there are things like roth
irays and whatever that you're not taxed on growth. So

(39:30):
whatever money you put in there could be pre taxed
from you know, like you know, four to one k
kind of stuff or pre tax you know, retirement contribution
that you make that goes into an account where it
grows over time, but then the growth is not taxed either. Right.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
The amount of money that you put in is limited, right,
You can only put it in a certain amount per.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Year, which is why starting early is also a great
idea if you can't. Although I mean, dude, my first
full time job, I mean twelve thousand dollars a year,
you know, poor, Yeah, it didn't have any extra money.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Well that's the thing. It's like, I know that.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Way for it was that way for a long, long
long time, you know. So and by the time I
was able to start quote saving, you know, I was
still young er, you know, but I'm not like twenty two,
twenty five. Now, I was certainly into my thirties, and.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
How unsexy is the idea of like your first job
and you're twenty two. No, remember put some of that
away for your four to one.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
K, Like it's always been preached to me, Like I
remember being a kid.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Well, a penny saved was a penny earned.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Right, dude.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I was just saying cash money records. Finally, but there
was there was a point and I wasn't making much money,
but I was like, man, I'm gonna really cut out
everything that was non essential, even uh at the time,
I was twenty four. Really that was last year for

(40:56):
me because I'd gotten a job in New York City, right,
and so I had a lot of budgeting, you know,
calculations to make because it was an X number of
dollars of toll to get go through like the Lincoln Tunnel,
joy just to get to work, and then there was
parking every day. And I'm like, all right, So I
was making more money than I ever made before, but

(41:17):
it still wasn't a lot by especially by New York
City standards. So I was like, all right, how am
I going to make this work? And so I was
doing this whole thing and I got I got really
good at just cutting slicing dice. I got rid of
all the extra stuff, and then I got addicted, almost
like a game. Yeah, because I'm like, all right, I'm
gonna give myself X number of dollars a day. I

(41:37):
think it was like five bucks. Now, five bucks could
be I'm gonna, you know, grab a McDonald's value meal,
or I need to put five bucks of gas in
my car. Right, it was good. Now if I didn't
use the five bucks that day, I didn't go to
McDonald's or I didn't get the gas or whatever it was,
that five bucks went to the next day. And so
it became a game of you know, how much can

(41:58):
I defer to the next days of By the end
of the week Friday, I had a little bit of
play money, right, but anything above what I had budgeted
out for that went right to a savings account. And
I think it was like one hundred and ninety somethings,
just under two hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
But you had to be so proud of that.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Well, because it was like a challenge. Yeah, I took
it because the project is a challenge.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Twenty four year old being like got a budget. No,
but I got addicted to it, just like you do
anything else.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yeah, still that way though, don't you think you're still
that way? No, No, you're not. Well, that was a
stupid question because that was very not that way.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
No. I look, I'm as they say, I've been very blessed.
And you know, I've been working at this career for
a long time. I seemed to I seem to have
made something of it, and I've I've done pretty well
for myself, and I have invested for many many years now.
So yeah, things are a lot things aren't there anymore?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
That's a little more wiggle room in my case.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I did buy a plane if I won. Yeah, that's true.
So like just yeah, I'm being honest, but it's still
the same. Like I'm not reckless.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
I'm not reckless, right right, right, But like if I
want one hundred grand, I think if most people want
one hundred grand, their minds go to what am I
going to get?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
What can I buy?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
If I want one hundred grand? I would rather just
have one hundred grand.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Want what hundred grand can get you. I just want
the money.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
See, if I had a windfall like that, and that
was you know whatever in that time. Let's say at
that time I was just describing I won one hundred
thousand dollars. Yeah, let's just use that figure. Since she
threw it out there. I would absolutely have invested that money.
I wouldn't have used it for anything, right, I would
have invested it because my again, I've always been preached
to about, you know, investing because the earlier you invest

(43:40):
But I just had didn't have the ability yet.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
But you wouldn't have made a deal with yourself like, Okay,
I'm going to get a really nice car, but everything
else going in savings a.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Really nice car. No, No, because I would have if
I had. I did have a dumpy ass car at
one point, and then I end up getting like a
it that was that certified used. It was a it
was a ninety five Toyota Corolla.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Nicey run that thing to me that it was.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
But it was a great car. But like I had
some other thing that was like constantly broken down, getting
towed all the time. It was so unreliable. Was an
Eagle Premiere exactly. That's there's a reason I'll make Eagle
premieres anymore. I couldn't even envision one. Yeah, but the
Toyota Corolla, Man, I to me that was a Ferrari.
Yeah yeah, you know I was so psyched. It was clean,

(44:23):
it worked, you know, totally, Yeah, I saw I wouldn't
have Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Wow, that's what again, For a twenty four year old,
that's very important and for your parents.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Don't even have to sit you down at that point,
like a parent would at least try to be like, Okay,
I know you came into a lot of money, let's
talk about this, but you were already so aware on
your own you would have not.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Well, Greg and I we disagree on this. Like, let's
say it was one hundred million dollars that you wont Yeah, yeah,
you want a hundred million dollars in the power ball?
Just throwing that out there, that's the number. Sure, one
hundred million. I'm still investing the winnings.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
You're done.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
No, But because let me tell you, you do something
super conservative where it's throwing off whatever that do you
you know how much you get thrown off just by
not even touching the one hundred million. One hundred million
lives in perpetuity or he lives forever without touching it.
How much money that provides you just by having it
in a simple conservative investment.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I'm getting horny, right, and you could have a great
life just based on what it throws off.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
I would keep it in the money market, and that
would throw off a ton of money every month, and
then when I need money, I just take it out
of there.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
We're talking about four million dollars. Oh yeah, if you
put the if you use the four pillion, if you
put one hundred million dollars till you want a hundred
million dollars, you put it in a conservative investment. You
think you can live off of four You can live
off four million dollars just for whatever with never touching
that one.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I really tighten my belt if I could dry like
a budgeting.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Well, finally, Walmarts are slowly phasing out all their self
checkout machines and they're going back to a fully staffed
check out lines. Yeah, they've already started in some places,
you know, Pennsylvania, Missouri, Ohio. And as for why they're
doing this, they say it's all about customer service. But yeah, right,
think we know they're really Walmart. Yeah, I wouldn't call
it anything customer service happening there.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
I use their self checkout all the time. The only
thing that bugs me they don't have tap. You can't
you have to do that? Yeah, you have to do
some weird like QR code thing and like basically I
pay online.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
What why you don't have a credit card on you?

Speaker 8 (46:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah, I used to put it in the slot. Yeah,
it's just that the credit card terminals.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah don't.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
You can't. You can't use like Apple page. So I actually,
like I actually have to get into my pocket, take
out my wiles, take and insert the chip.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Sometimes I do like a quick run to Walmart and
I don't bring I just have my phone on me.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah, like in that case if you were stuck. But
it seems like a lot more work to do the QYR.
I was just taking the credit card.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
That sounds like, we'll check this out. They said that
stealing has become so much of a problem that one
Walmart alone had to call the cops over five hundred
times in five months.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Shoplifting and blamed the lighting.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Dude, that sounds low, like one hundred a month.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah for the Walmart experience, Yeah, which I like not
as much as Menistos.

Speaker 7 (47:21):
I love Walmarts, but I swear the walmarts that had
the dumpy lighting that are not bright, they're the ones
that always get robbed.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Do you think it's just like the vibe?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, I feel like it's always super bright, that super
bright white yes light. It's not all of them, man,
a soft whitehill.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
I'm telling you some of them. You like, do I
need a flashlight to walk around the yes?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah you're thinking the one by our houses.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, there's really hell No, I've been one of those.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Do.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
There's some that are super bright and nice in like
happy place, and they're the ones that are getting less robbed.
And then there's some just like dude, am I uh
a speed lunker?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
You can't see anything? Yeah, I'd love to go to
a dimly lit Walmart evinced Keep Studio.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
I'm convinced it's to hide how dirty and gross it
actually is that they can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Run a rag over, that's crazy. Yeah, all right, well
that's what's going on with.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad We're gonna
take a quick break a happy birthday, thank you. We're
gonna keep saying it. Oh, someone's got to dig into
those cakes over there.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Should I do it just to start.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Show? All right, Well, it's nice to see that people
have dug into the birthday case.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
What do you bring in mess?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Because Menus brings in these cakes whenever it's somebody's birthday
here on the show. Yeah, you see a chocolate joints.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
We have a.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
Chocolate and I just call that like vanilla vanilla cake
because that one's not cut into yet.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
The chocolate one has been cut into.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
I want to do it.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
But then the third one is a banana like a
Bana cream.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, it's like a it's like a Boston cream, but
it's bananas, really good cream.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, what's going on with chocolate? But it's banana? Yeah,
but it looks like a Boston anyway, Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I have a question for you guys, because I can't
be the only one. When did you stop feeling like
you had to go so big on your birthday? I
know mennesotans went out, but what did you stop feeling
you had to have like a big party and do
a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I've never I've never I've never had my birthday has
never been a big deal.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Well, you've never like I made a party?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Well, I mean I remember having guys remember the ground round.
Oh yeah, the restaurant, well, yeah, like a saloony kind
of vibe to it. You'd have like peanut shells on
the floor. They had like this grip thing that had
light bulbs inside of it. It's like, oh your grip
and a look how macho or how sexy or how whatever.

(49:49):
And then there was like a scale that you put
like a quarter in, like old time stuff like that,
and then they would have cartoons that were playing on
a like a like a drop down movie screen kind
of thing. And that's where we went for a birthday
that I had. I don't remember how maybe maybe nine
or ten.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh you're not talking like I was thirty.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
It was hilarious. No, But then that was I never wanted.
So my birthday's never been even as a kid, never
been a big deal. So I'm not the person Menace
still is. He's the opposite completely with the birthday. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
To keep it real though, I started like forgetting about
birthdays after twenty one.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
So like twenty one was like a you know, big.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
Milestone birthday, had a really big one, big birthday gathering
with my friends, and then after that it's kind of
just like a blur. And then my fortieth birthday had
a really good time, like big blowout weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
But that's it.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, I think my fortieth was my best, my last blowout.
I rented a house and everybody came out and we
stayed for the weekend. And I hadn't really done anything
since that.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah. Actually, my wife did a little thing for like
my fortieth. She was a little surprised. We were just
going to go out anyway for you know, something out,
like like a smaller dinner. But she had this cake made.
Remember the cake mamas, Oh yeah, yeah, and they did
this really cool back to the future DeLorean.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
The coolest thing. And she made those customized whiskey bottles
like Jack or whatever, and she project special labels there.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Did I hear you a Vegas birthday at some point?
Oh no?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
For her, Oh, my wife's fortieth, it was a whole
different the different that's a different.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Story to chill. In fact, that was.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
A lot of fun. But the one factor, well, yeah,
because our one, our one friend who I flew out
flew I flew all of her friends, like her closest friends,
them and their husbands or whoever. I flew them from
wherever they lived to Vegas. Put everybody up. It was
a really awesome Yeah it was. It was anyway so like,
but her closest friend at the time, this woman Beth,

(51:51):
her husband Tony, who used to work on the show
with us. We went to it was the Backstreet Boys
because she wanted like she likes, So I played this
whole thing out. So we were like in the in
the front row of Backstreet Boys.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Holy crap, like bottle service.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
The Backstreet Boys sang her Happy Birthday and gave her
a rose at the show.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
This whole thing was.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
The whole thing was orchestrated.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
And then after you forget, we met the Bactory boys
that hung out.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
With them, so they were backstage at the Backstreet Boys
thing they had. You ever see those like really obnoxiously
big bottles of booze? That's that's the size bottle because
at the time I was a vodka guy. So the
I forget where we even saw that Backstreet Boys show.
That planet Okay, so the venue sent over one of

(52:40):
those bottles for me, like those giant mega bottles. So
we're trying to do as much damn it as that
as possible. Everybody's drinking a lot, but by the end
of it, we're like, well, we're not going to just leave,
like what's left there? I mean, this is like a
thousand trillion dollars. So Tony grabs that giant mega bottle,
carries it out with him to go backstage to go

(53:01):
to the you know, Backstreet boys meet and greet and
hangout thing. He's tanking out of this bottle the entire
time we're there. He is this is like one by
the way, Yeah, everybody had just arrived that day. He
got so wrecked. We didn't see him for the rest
of the weekend. Yeah. I have videos of of my
cousin and I pouring him back into his hotel room.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
He was done, done and we had all these activities
for the rest of the weekend.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
And his wife was so pissed. Now, even though his wife,
Beth is my wife's best friend. She and Tony grew
up together, so this is her childhood friend. The only
reason Beth met Tony was because of Jen. The only
reason I knew Jen was because of Tony. It's like
one of those things. So she was really disappointed that
he was at a commission for the entire.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Weekend's so dude, dude.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
It was rather big, Like John George's is like one
of our favorite take.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Places in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Nice place.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yeah, he was wandering the streets just like in bed. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
Oh yeah, just rack up, dude, didn't we almost set
fire to the place.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Is that the time? Yeah? Yeah, because there was this
really cool uh Wizard of Oz cake that got made
for her, that got delivered to the rest and yeah,
and so there was like they brought some kind of
sparkler or something for it, and we're trying to get
him to go out, and in the process of whatever,
one of our friends I had grabbed it and dropped

(54:31):
it onto the carpet. Yeah, like it brought Yeah, and
so there was a burn mark in the carpet and
John George's until they remodeled the place, you know, like
a couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Oh my god, sorry, I have some breaking news. I
just got a text from your daughter.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
She's up, of course she is. Oh you know what,
there's not school today for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
She's up. She said, Happy birthday. I love you so
so much. Hope we can hang out soon. The best, best,
best day ever. Lots of emojis.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
What a sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
How do I get that person who is how do
I get that that's my girl, that's your daughter, that's
my girl.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, I don't know. I think you have you go
back to your question. Yeah, at what point do you
stop making such a huge deal about it?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
That was me?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Oh, for me, it was never. I never made it.
Like I distinctly remember being in kindergarten. I think I
told you guys that we had to bring in cupcakes,
and then everybody sang to you, and I started crying
before and I begged my teacher, can we please not
have everybody sing to me? I hate my birthdays. I
hate when any I'm so criminally shy that I don't

(55:42):
want you.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I finally believe you.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
I don't want any attention.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
The only thing I don't want, the thing that would
humiliate me and make me scared, is if we went
out to dinner and like suddenly they a bunch of
people came and put like a sombrero on my head.
You would have a heart attack, nightmare.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
I hate that. So we have we have friends that
when they go out with their kids and everything else,
it's always somebody's birthday whenever they go out, and they just.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Rotate it as a joke, like all.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Right, pretty Carl, your birthday. Yeah, so when it happens
for their actual birthday, it's no, you know, yeah, it's
it's what do they call that exposure therapy?

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Oh yeah, I remember what birthday was. But we ended
up in Vegas and we were all wasted, and then
Woody and I were up at like god four in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
I'm making videos.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
I do have a question on my twenty you have videos? Yeah,
twenty first birthday? Do young people do this anymore? We
had a hotel party, so we would always rent hotel
rooms and then have a.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Party in it. That so we did that on New
Year's Yeah. Yeah, but like we.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
Would always have to sign paperwork we're not going to
have a party, and the next thing, you know, it's
like thirty people.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
You fill the bathtub with ice and yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah. You know at the hotels in Vegas call those
people cooler draggers because there are creatures. Well yeah, the
cooler dragon people are the people that come in with
their own cooler full of stuff, buy stuff. Yeah whatever. Yeah,
hotels hate those people and they and they try to
price those folks out. Yeah, but you don't want them
because they think it looks like a bad image of

(57:16):
when people are rolling in their own coolers and stuff
from the lobby of their hotel. We want to be
more of an elevated place than that. But no, no,
bring them to Circus Circus. This was just like in
our hometown, we would just do hotel parties.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
It gets Airbnbs now is the big thing. Probably, Yeah,
just signs so much paperwork and that everything's on camera. Yeah,
but you're still not.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Spoking eighteen year olds and twenty year olds.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, but I I cleared my weekend and that's why
your wife and I aren't going to Devil's Prada this weekend.
We're going next weekends. I just don't want to do anything.
Brunch with the girls, that's that's all awesome down the road,
I don't want to do anything.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Sounds great.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
It does for the first time, or actually one of
the first times. I'm good.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Does your husband ask you what you want for your
birthday or does you just like take a stab been buying?
You said you guys still exchange gifts for birthdays.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Course, I love buying presents for people, so yeah, but
he yeah, he still kind of fishes around and then
goes with the old standbys which always work for me,
which are you know, like make up gift cards and.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
See my wife and I even like anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas.
No gifts to that, yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Because usually one person says it and then the other day.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Because we do enough stuff, like the things that we
want to do together, like we went to whatever to
go see deaf.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
You guys do a lot of fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
We will do stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
But do you give a card, hey, something that we
wanted done for the house? Right?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Do that as opposed to I will get her a
card and I'll write something nice in there. And we
have an ongoing joke is that I always put one
dollar in whatever card should get, so she'll get a
card with one dollar in her birthday card with one dollar.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
I got nuclear traumatized by this agreement a couple of
Christmases ago, Mari when I worked all bent on no gifts,
no gifts, no gifts the end, nothing, and then Christmas
came around and he was so upset. He said, you
didn't even get me a card. You didn't get me
the lottery tickets that we normally get. That's called I'm like.

(59:13):
We said nothing, like nothing and then he was bomb
you didn't get me anything.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
That's fitch work. Yeah, like that sounds like your problem.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Means nothing.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I adhere to the agreement that we have. It just
shows that I respect our agreements. I respect what you
and I were together. You don't mean something you don't
respect me, right, I hope you around.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
I should have No, of course I probably cried or.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Welcome back.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, if you have to dig into this, uh what
you call it? It's like Boston cream banana. You mean
a banana cream pie that's also.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Kind of like coconut cream pie, but with banana.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
No, no, no, it's cake. Custard cake is a Boston
cream pie, right.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
And a banana cream pie is an actual piie, Like
it looks like a pumpkin pie, but it's banana with
cream on, don't you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I mean? But isn't there a but isn't there a
Boston cream cake as well?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
It's called Boston cream pie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
There is a pot the same way. There's like you know,
there's a label. Let me. But yeah, I'm saying they
can't you Like, I'm sure you can get a cake
that's like a Boston cream cake. Same idea with the
custard and the whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Say what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
What does it say?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
The cake one is called the Boston Cream pie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Yes, correct banana Okay, banana cream Boston cakes correct, Boston cake.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I'll accept.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I've never seen it before, so maybe the Boston is
the style.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah, but it's called the Boston Green Pie. But it's
not a pie, right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
But I've never heard of anything banana described as it's
like Boston cream pie but with banana.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
But it's the cake, the custard, the cake, which is
what of Boston.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
It's supposed to be good. It's really good.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
You can see it on our Instagram at the show
on the instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Stough.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
You you've given us many reasons for concern just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
In general, like over over.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
The time that we've known you, for sure, But uh, Greg,
remind me of the most recent.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
This just happened like yesterday. Remember, so Greg bought Greg
bought that cardboard cutter, right tool whatever, and he brought
it in and.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
I took it out of the original packaging because I
don't want a box hanging around, and I put it
into the simpler hair color they come into these little
velvet bags.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah, you know how like that, what's the booze? The god?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Oh the royal?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah, crowded oil, crowded oyal bags has the same kind
of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
So I threw the cutter, the charging cable, and the
replacement blade in there, and then Gina borrowed it and
then she returned it yesterday. I get home and I
throw it in the drawer and I thought the bag
feels different and it was just the cutter, no blade,
no cord, And then Gina said, no, it wasn't in there.
I don't know what you're talking about. And I said,
have you met me before? I'm pretty anal. It absolutely

(01:02:31):
was in there, And how did you lose it in
record time?

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Easy. I threw it in my bag apparently upside down,
and the cord and the blade just slipped out of
the bag. It's not like a closing bag that like seals.
It's just a little like little bag.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
So then she sends me a photo of the cord
and she said, I found this in my bag.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Is this it?

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
To which I was wondering, what other cords do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
That was my That was my question. The Greg every guy,
it's always like kind of the ongoing joke every guy's
got like either a drawer or a bin full of
just random cables and cords and things like that. Women
typically aren't just carrying around to where you'd be like,
is this the one?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
And I was even thinking, like, even if it's mine,
I'm still gonna give it to him, because I don't
know what he's talking about. But I'll give him my cord.
I have you knows and cables in here?

Speaker 7 (01:03:25):
Really into like carrying around electronics and stuff like that,
meth heads.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Re greg This could just as easily be the one.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
You know, maybe that's it. I'll just give you back
whatever you know. I don't even know, And then I
had to I don't. I mean, I've had the I
had the thing for like ten hours before Gina borrowed
it and then would.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Get a place. Did you think I was gonna burn
it out?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
No, I'm not. All stays together.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I have that many boxes.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
And then she says, what does the blade look like,
to which I was thinking, what, Okay, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
A good question, and I can answer that. It's still
I'm still an idiot. But I'll tell you why I
was confused. First of all, I was in the middle
of doing something that was pretty took a lot of
my energy and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Pretty stress was like the men's excuse general?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Where was I when I was dealing with this?

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
We're talking to a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I was in a law office, and I'm like, I
don't know what am I? And then Greg sent a
picture and I'm like, what am I looking at? And
I thought you were talking about not a blade but
a blade because I read charger and blade as blade cover.
And I was trying to figure out the picture what
the cup. I was trying to write a check, a
very very big check to a lawyer. I was trying
to find your blade.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
It sounds like the It sounds like the rules. You
just don't let Jeana barrow stuff because she's she's the person.
You ever have a neighbor that you let borrow like
a I don't know, a leaf blower or something like that,
and they bring it back and it's all just like
I let somebody borrow a power washer once and they
brought it back. First of all, didn't put like when
they took the power washer, I had it filled, like

(01:04:58):
it was the tank, the gas was filled. They brought
it back gas tank empty, of course, So didn't even
think to like replace the gas. But then they just
brought all the stuff, all the little nozzle attachments.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
That go you know on the end of the power
washing wand or whatever. They were just put into like
a grocery bag.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
No, there's little spots on the panel holder, yeah, which
is where when I gave it to them. They were
all in there and they are appropriate little spots for
this is the forty degree, the twenty whatever that is.
And then they gave me the They didn't disassemble like
the hose from the actual wand and have it all
nicely wrapped up, and it just kind of dumped it
in front of my garage and then left it there.

(01:05:37):
So I guess we weren't home and we pulled back
in and it's just sitting in front of the garage.
I go, really, you just left it out in front
of the garage, disheveled, throwing there, just kind of dropped
thanks empty gas tank. Now that so I never I
never let them borrow anything. Oh, can we use the
power washer against them? I said, yeah, you know what,

(01:05:58):
it's not working right, you know, like I go to
pull the trigger on it and like it doesn't pressurize
or whatever. So it's just kind of this little like
trickle to come down to you. It's not working, right,
you gotta do that. That was a lie. I totally
lied right to their face.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
But you also have to know yourself, Like if if
I knew that those were in there, oh no, no, no,
take the accessories. I don't want to be responsible for accessories.
I know myself. I just didn't know they were there.
But you can have this cord too if you want.
We didn't know them all that well yet either.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
It wasn't like we're like super close uh at this point,
because we've lived on the street for so long and
now it's like I'd be like, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
What the hell is this?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, just dump this here trash, no dog
come by pick it like it's it's gonna stay there
until you come.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Wrap it up properly. You returned it wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
That's be kind? Rewind Yeah eight seven seven forty four
Text over to two two nine eighty seven. The Woody
Show returns right after these messages.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Oh yeah, tell me, HiT's the doorbell? It automatically pops
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Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Because most of the time Menace is in the kitchen. Yeah,
it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
All right, welcome back you, Woodie, Greg Menace. H we
got Gina phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven Friday fail stories right here in just
a moment. Hey, dumbass Tyler, where's my money? It's the

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first Oh yeah, it's the first of the wake up,
wake up, wake up, first of the month. Yes, that
should be every time he has to pay up. All right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
It's the first of the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
First month.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Oh shaking. He's in the sports church. Yeah, all right,
once a week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Yeah, it's a week. He had Tim Tebow on the
other day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
I have thirty I think I'll say this one is
very flattering, would you say no? It looks like a.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Dress that my grandma would wear like a captain. Yeah,
like a like a house dress.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
The Rockets got to put respect on yelling the Rockets.
We put respect on the legend.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
But you're making friends today. We've been trying to rockets.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
Jersey Tyler's you know, he has lost weight, and we're like, dude,
you gotta like change up the shirts and because he does.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Like the tall tee thing.

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
Yeah, and then he I mean, what are you down
like thirty plus pounds or whatever in the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Span of eighteen months, like seventy five. So yeah, he's
like wearing dresses now.

Speaker 9 (01:08:52):
So yeah, I've been waiting for these sales to come
out towards the summer season. It's almost that time to
redo the wardrobe.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
So yeah, he's waiting for the sale.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Man, I can.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
I can easily make fun, but I'm not. I'm not
really going to because I have this conversation with myself.
Do you ever have I'm being completely this is this
is not a setup to goof on you. Okay, I have.
I have a conversation with myself every once in a while.
Ago at what point do I do? I give up
the hat? But it's been like such a Am I

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going to be the seventy year old guy who always
wears the hat? It's it's it's such a thick amount part.
I think I look weird without it. Like we talked
about people who look strange and they take their glasses off. Yeah,
like I look weird to me. I don't care about
anybody else, would they think of it. Yeah, I'm not
covering up you know, bald spots and things like that.

(01:09:46):
There's there's hair under their eye. Oh yeah, But like
I just I think it looks so weird now. I
I'm not used to myself with that a hat on.
In twenty years, I think I've seen you without a
hat maybe ten times. So I think to myself, right, man,
you're turning fifty this year? Is it? Ton Ron Howard
the director, and he rocks a hat all the time?

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Hey to be in the jerseys. Our friend Kevin Smith
always with the hockey jersey, that's his thing. That that
or the jeorts with the T shirt with the suit jacket.
It's one of two things. Uniform. Yeahs, So maybe it's
a thing. Have you ever thought, like at what point do.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
I stop the jersey retire?

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Like, am I gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
To become not suit and tie guy? But like, am
I gonna have to become just to get an adult?

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
So thanks the jersey thing. It's only once a week
and I just do it for when I'm at work.
So maybe in a little bit. The hat thing, I
don't know. That's kind of like even just like a
normal plane one, like that's just kind.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Of a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
But you don't like a messed up head.

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
No, Like, my hair's kind of long too, and I
just don't like fixing it up standing in the mirror
for a couple of minutes. Just throw it on, ye yeah,
mix it so much easier. It's like it takes thirty seconds.
So I uh, I fronted. I fronted Morgan the money
so she can cover her rent because Tyler gave her
really no notice that he's moving out. Which is fine,

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that's this is good for both of them. But h
rather than have Morgan weight for Tyler to eventually pay
her the full amount of money, she's the full amount
of money for the beginning of the month.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
She ain't rolling in it, you know what I mean.
So I fronted her the money so that way Tyler
would owe me. He told me that the first payment
would be on the first and today is the first
of the month. Wake up, wake up the most. So
where's my money right here?

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Cash?

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
God damn it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
What sell me?

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Dogs cast rules?

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Yeah, you can't have cash. I'll take it. I always
need cash. Yeah, he's gonna give you money.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Well, if you're complaining, if you don't want it, it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Did feel it did feel weird to carry that because
I never carry cash.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
I just used my carver get rolled. That's good.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
Yeah, I mean, And my thing is is that, you know,
if I get robbed, like, I'm never going to see
that cash again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Of course, all the bills have to go out. He
handed me the bills. Not in this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
It's for two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
There you go. All right, well you're you're good for
this week. You live to see another week.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
So does he get something back?

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
I could or he could keep it until the one thousand.
That's not how it works. You should get something back.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
You're cheap boat card.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Yeah, that's the least expensive cards.

Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
I was wondering when those ones okay, well now they
won't be all yeah, now you got high sorry anything.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
I'm looking at the ones that m.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Schemes will Since we're talking about Tyler's out there anyone, Tyler,
you know what I really don't want. You're here?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Take here, you're in Houston Rockets. Take to Nolan Ryan.
Oh there you go. Tyler. You're in your thirties, is
that right? Thirty four? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Okay, because I would legit think you were like twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Is it because he's a ninety fifth percentile with weight.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
H Yeah, they don't look like you're When you said
you were in your thirties, I thought you were lying
and that was shocking.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
But again, is it because of the way he dresses?

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yeah, I would say twenty eight.

Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
Yeah, I just I just really like to keep it casual.
Just jeans and a T shirt. It's just my way
to go normally.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
You're wearing neither.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Yeah, shorts of the jersey and keep it out more
farm and keep it up more right. Yeah? Does anybody
else have something like that? I mean, you can think
about all the things that people are into now, there's
so many thing people into like childish eyes, whether it's
you know, like the toys and you know, Pokemon.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
And I was thinking just the other day that all
my T shirts have logos or pictures or whatever except
for the one I'm warning today it's time to retire that.
Maybe that was plain teas that was the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Other conversation that I had with myself at one, But
that's why I switched over to all just like solid
color stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
But we get so many free T shirts with stuff
on us.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
I don't really accept a lot of those I do. Yeah,
that was something I did with myself a couple of
years ago. I just decided I don't like anything on
the front of a T shirt, So I'm just plaining
just give it that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, same same though, Greg, Right,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
And then shoes. I never I wear the same shirts
seven days.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Anything. You're still doing that you question every once in
a while.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
I mean, you're you know, f one legos one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
I mean, yeah, I just have to trying to fight
time a little bit, I think, and like in certain
in certain ways like is there anything though that like
you know, falls out of that same like that's like
childlike behavior, no, or just something like yeah, maybe I'm
a little too old for this, or yeah, maybe it
might be time to retire, like my desire to get
a scooter. Yeah. Like at one point, Razuto and I

(01:15:08):
had a conversation when we were, you know, doing the
show together, like at what point do we we got
to stop posting these like bikini contests like we're dad's
but you know what I mean, at some point it's
like all right, man, it was cool you know for
a while, like now we got kids, and you know,
we're getting old and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
I don't know, nothing like really sticks out. I mean
I was going to comments on the hat thing. Like
I stopped wearing hats pretty much except for like if
I was at an event or something like that. After
two things. One, I went to Barcelona, Spain, and no
one's wearing hats. Like I was the only person really
out of thousands of people in Barcelona, nobody had hats on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I go, oh, are we the only ones that wear
baseball hats?

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
Like that? But then had the second thing, and you
see a lot of people that wear hats constantly, they
start getting a little dent in their head.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
And I started getting a little dent in my head.
Yeah yeah, And I was like, oh, I gotta stop this.
And I have friends have a dent.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
I'd have a dance.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
I have friends that like pull off their hat and
they'll have like a super like permanent red mark forehead.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
So like, I don't think it's never while you get
a hat. It's maybe a little snug and you hold
that line. It's like sleeping weirdly. You have those pillow
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
So then they have to go to an event where
like you know, something fancy or like a wedding or whatever,
and then their forehead is just that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
As a man who's lived this a number of times.
You go to a place, I got to take the
hat off. Here, you took it off. You got Yeah,
it's like waking up and then answering the door right
away and you have that pillow face.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
You got to figure that out before.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Yeah, you need a little time. Yeah, they have a
jacket forehead.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Forty four Woodie, thank you for the money.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Oh No, I'm good. I just wear my hat's a
very loose. I don't have the red mark, so need man,
they are very Uh, the list is pretty short of
things that are like just unbeatably great.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah, when you get a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
New car, even if it's not a brand new car,
but just like a new car, any car, but that
new car smell, that's even better. Right, that's that's a
good feeling. First time you put your hand down someone's pants,
what fel you know, pleasant surprise?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
That's got time someone puts their hand on your pan, right, wait,
and then.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
It's exciting slash stressful.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
And then Friday, yeah Friday in general. Yeah, yeah, well,
welcome to it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Welcome to the Woodie Show. We do have a round
of the Friday fail stories. I don't know how we
beat last week, the the sing along intro, the best
that thing we build down.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Here we go Friday family stories.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time
for your Friday Fair story. Oh. I thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that could never go wrong
with it. Somewhere along the line that went from being a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Great idea to one big stake in Mega uber UK.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Shark guy guys. And I was a little panicked there
because I didn't get quite enough breath, so I almost

(01:19:11):
fell apart right at the end there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
But tour yeah, speaking of.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Not speaking of like sprinting through the finish line. Yeah,
have you seen these videos that keep popping up of
people like they're in that like home stretched jog before
the end of a marathon and then the second place guy.
Just there's been a couple of those recently. It's like
the new thing. It's the new thing. So like the
whole point is like, man, don't don't slack unto you
across that finish line. First marathon. Yeah, that was one

(01:19:40):
of them. And then there was another one I saw
because it was after that one that somebody posted this
other video.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Oh yeah, the guy that was the closest ever.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
The guy starts, he puts his hands up like he's
got it, and then here comes the other dude, meet me,
and it was done. It's pretty great, all right. So
this first one, now, I've made reference to this a
couple of times, but I wouldn't be doing my job
if I didn't include it in this week's round. Forty
eight year old guy in Florida. Mauricio Jimenez. He was
working as a manager at a home depot, and boy

(01:20:10):
was he pulling up some credible sales numbers. But the
thing is, most of the sales weren't legit, Like the
customers did purchase the items legally, but it was Mauricio
who was using his power as the manager to hardcore
like slash and discount the prices of those items, high
value items in order to make his sales numbers go

(01:20:30):
through the roof. And with those sales numbers up, it
meant that he also got bigger bonuses. Okay, Well, the
muckety MUCKs they saw something just wasn't driving with the numbers,
so they did an audit and they figured out that
the discounts that Mauricio had dished out over a three
year period and across to five thousand plus transactions had

(01:20:51):
left home depot short four million dollars in the lost revenue.
So that's deep discounts. So the cops, they were called
old Mauricio taken to fail jail charge with organized fraud
and first degree grand theft.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
They packed up a nice little number there for a
million millions.

Speaker 7 (01:21:09):
Then he had to be doing below cost then, right,
because when I worked at the electron store we sold TVs.
People would come in and we would like take money
off the top just to make the sale happen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Right, but still within a margin where they're STI getting
the still.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Yeah, this guy doesn't carry you still from the store,
and you get the bonus.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
You have access to all that stuff, you're the manager.
That would be so tempting.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
I wish I shot there Gina as a sucker for
that true crime drama stuff. And here's some about this
chick who is on the hook for a murder of
two different dudes. Now, the investigators they figured out that
both guys separate instances they weren't at the same time,
had been given alcohol mixed with lethal amounts of drugs
in it, that'll do it. And they knew she did it,
and he guesses.

Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
How how she did it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
You watch a lot of these shows, you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Breakfast movie, No, no, Like, how do they know that
she was?

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
How did she minister it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
She did?

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
More clear?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
My bad? Like, how do they know that she did it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
Oh she it was maybe an overdose of a prescription
and she had the prescription.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Yeah, I mean, let's I guess we'll rule out the
easy which is, uh, you know, security footage. But yeah,
let's let's say they have security footage of her mixing it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Well, they went through her phone and her chat GPT
history show that she had asked the questions, quote, what
happens if you take sleeping pills with alcohol? And how
many do you need to take for it to be dangerous?
And could it kill someone?

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
I think this every time I put anything in chat GPT?
Will this come back to hunt me? Now? Mine is
super impering. Usually it's like, how does this cable connect
to this man?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
For it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Like things I don't ast, but I think about this
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
I think, like Greg had everybody putting Taliban into the Google.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
That's true, that's true. But whenever I'm in there, like,
don't type anything weird, do not type anything suspicious.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
So please say that she had attempted to kill a
third dude as well, but he went unconscious and eventually recovered.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Well what about that dude, David Burke?

Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, the singer with the girl who got killed.
And yeah, there was a whole thing where like he
was trying to be he thought he was being all
slick by making these purchases.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
So he bought like two chainsaws off Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
And apparently he bought a body bag. He bought like
you know, you could buy those. He buy canvas bags,
body bags, he bought like all these other things, all
these murder trying to space it out like a week apart,
because you know, when the cops they only look at
the last you know, only a few days worth of stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
Yeah recently, Yeah, he could have done it because the
body bag was like not close enough to the other person.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Correct, Oh, you could buy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Him on Amazon. But body bags apparently, body bags for
dead bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Apparently, I'm telling you I heard service all I hear anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Apparently apparently proposedly, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
This next one, next one is about this fifty seven
year old dude who was with the fam vacationing in Egypt,
and they decided to go see a snake show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
That sounds like fun. It's like going to Florida, We're
seeing a gator shot to Egypt. What else do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Anyway, the show allowed people to get up close to
the snakes and in some cases let them slither around
their necks, and uh, this dude was like hell yeah,
and he allowed this cobra to climb up his pant leg. Well,
the cobra decided that it didn't like being that close.
Bit the man dumped a load of poison into his leg.
The guy immediately goes into the cardiac arrest. He's rushed

(01:24:37):
to the hospital. He did. Police are looking into the incident,
but so far having said if the snake charmer was
responsible for the death. But I mean, like he agreed
he was. He was, you know, consensual to allowing this
snake to like that's part of the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Apparently, wouldn't you think if you're asked to do this Allegedly,
if you're being asked do you want to do this?
You can assume that it's safe ish, Like no, it
doesn't have any venom and like, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
It went up his pants and bit his trouser snake.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Yeah, it was threatened.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Not that you want to do any of these, but
how would you rather die getting bit like that guy
did or having the cobra which I thought you were
going to say, wrap itself around your neck and just
start squeezing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
No cardiac crest. Yeah, because it was immediate.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
True, and you're not suffocating.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
I want to get bit because people will keep on
talking about it bed suffocated, fire drowning like all that.
It's the same kind of thing, is this suffocation? Yeah? Yeah, thanks?

Speaker 7 (01:25:38):
I want the up the lake story, Like, dude, you
hear how men has died a cobra went up?

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Is like yeah, yeah, you know how people get People
get really particular like about you know, oh it's it's
not a clip, it's a magazine like the gun people like,
people get really crazy about Yeah, like, oh it's a
poisonous take all right, you know what I we're saying here,

(01:26:05):
I'll give you one one more. This is a This
is a great story. This is from Florida. Thirty seven
year old chick she was having a night out, got
drunk needed a ride home, so she hopped in her
Tesla and she figured, you know what, it's got autopilot.
It's good enough to drive me home. So she got
in the car, flipped it on. She was on her way,
but about halfway home she passed out, fell asleep. Right now,
Tesla's autopilot feature requires that the driver is alert and

(01:26:29):
following along. It will give you those notifications and then
and if you're not, it will disconnect. So these these
things that you see where people are like, oh no, man,
I just took a you know, people were able to
just drive along and fall as you might fall asick
for a moment, and someone may get a video of that,
but you're not going miles and miles without acknowledging, grabbing

(01:26:49):
the wheel.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
They got those little cameras that look for your eyes,
all the kind of stuff. Anyway, So since she fell
asleep and wasn't responding, the car turned itself off and
stopped right in the middle of the road, and that's
where the cops found her. There's just this Tesla in
the middle of the road. So they woke her up.
They gave her some roadside tests, which he failed. Miserably

(01:27:11):
twice the legal limit. She was arrested, taken to fail jail.

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
Say, technically she wasn't driving.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
You came behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
You should argue for her, Greg, I think I will.
It's what's up with what's going down in SOCO sports.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
With Jeff g Yo. Happy Friday, Jeff g good morning,
what do you show?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Happy Friday? And happy birthday to Gina. Let's go ahead
get it started this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
The Ducks are moving on in the Stanley Cup playoffs.
Prody gets it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Over the lee of the Checks.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Ducks.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Ducks are not waiting for the winner of the Mammoth
and Golden Nights series. Moving on to the NBA Lakers
and Rockets Game six tonight at five thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Rockets are favored by three and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
It's the Lakers win tonight they move on to Round
two of the NBA Playoffs. If not, Game seven will
be at Crypto dot Com Arena on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Early in the series, Lakers had all starters in double
figures for two straight games. They need that again tonight
if they want to avoid that Game seven. Everyone, i
mean everyone needs to step up tonight. Moving out of baseball,
Dodgers in Saint Louis all weekend. Angels are home this
weekend versus the Mets. Tonight, they got a great giveaway
at Angel Stadium. It's Angels Bomber Jacket giveaway. MLS LAFC

(01:28:29):
in San Diego tomorrow and My Galaxy are at home
versus Vancouver. Angel CITYFC also home tomorrow five forty five
at BEMO Stadium and finding this morning, what do you
show the world's tallest basketball player, Oliver Rayhu, who is
seven foot nine, is transferring from Florida to UC Irvine.
That's one big ass and eater, man. I mean, I'd
rather be five to nine than seven to nine, because

(01:28:51):
seven nine you gotta duck everywhere, even in the shower.
A king mattress isn't even big enough to sleep on,
and your pee has to fall like four feet before
that's too much work.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
I'm Jeff G and that's you SoCal Sports.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Yeah. Man, Kentucky Derby, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Derby.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Wait, so you know somebody that shockingly into the Derby, right, well,
not shockingly, just like people do. He and his buddies
would go to the Derby every year and to be
like seven dudes road trip to the Derby, staying like
some really cheap hotel, all piled in the one room.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
But it didn't really matter because it's just a pile
of drunks anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Yeah, and then then when he got married, then he
and his wife started hosting people at their house to
come over and basically just get drunk. Okay, but yeah,
but they would have.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Did they wear the big hats.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Like a couple of chicks would show that, but just
the dudes, Like I've been to a couple of them,
Like the dudes just show up.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
But he would look at him. You don't think he's
like a Derby guy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Well, I mean, horse racing is not like always it's
like oh yeah, you know, like dirtbag is going to
the track. I means as horse racing, I think as
horse racing goes the Derby is like a bigger deal.
And people, yes, they get into scene. It wasn't those
like wear your Derby hats and I'm not. This is like,

(01:30:13):
let's get drunk and this is the reason they get
to Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Some of the some of
the names the Puma, Incredible, Chief Wallaby horses in the Derby,
right to party, Yeah, fight for that right, renegade, Pablonian,
further Ado. The names are always we're gonna play a

(01:30:35):
round of rock band, racehorse or porno movie nice and
your chance to win a prize. Well, we'll do that
in the next segment. You don't have to call in
just yet, but we'll get some contestants and we'll see
how you do. It's one of those you got to
guess two out of three. It's a tough game.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Yeah, it's a tough game.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Yeah, because like, man, these names, and my dad's been
involved in horse racing since before I was born. He's
a trainer, but not for thoroughbreds. People always like, hey,
ask your dad when it's Pixar, Like, well, he doesn't
do harness racing, so he's not really followed up on
like who these guys are.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
I know he doesn't do thoroughbred racing. He does harness racing,
so he really doesn't know. He does not paying at
a better educated guests than the average.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Yes, I was told like you always want to walk
the stable or whatever before a race and look for
the horse with the biggest butt.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Oh is that right? That's what I heard. Yeah, but
the names are always funny, like the names of the horses. Yeah,
they always combined different things like maybe you know, the
the mom's name with something with the owner, or like
where they're from. They'll they'll throw in different things there. Yeah,
but what does it take for a name not to

(01:31:41):
get approved? Because they have to get approved by whatever
the commission is? Oh really, I didn't Yeah, yeah, so
reasons that a race horse can be done denied a
cool name. There are ten names consisting of more than
eighteen characters, including spaces, So I guess it's gotta fit
on the program.

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
Oh okay, you know that makes sense. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Names consisting entirely of initials. Oh, can't do that. It's
like how they have rules for what you could put
on a license plate. Yeah right, names ending in horse
related terms like you know, stud or mayor stallion Philly.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Things like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
You can't. You can't have that. Other names consisting entirely
of numbers. Can you imagine how confusing that would be?
Names ending with a numerical designation? So second third Gina,
the second in, third what in? And fourth Gina the
second Names of real people living are dead unless there's

(01:32:42):
written permission.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Really, Oh my god, that's so funny because on another
station a long time ago, somebody you owned a raceourse
and asked if they could call it Gina with the
news because I was doing the news over there, and
I said, yes, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
It would be such an honor.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
That's fun. Names of racetracks can have that. Names cannot
be of offensive in the eyes of the jockey club,
including profanity, anything controversial, or anything demeaning to the horse.

Speaker 7 (01:33:07):
Oh to the horse, like shorty or something of crap
on the move on the outside around the final.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Turns, short stack, you know, three.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
And two.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Yeah, dude, I've I've been around like that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
I've been around action.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
I've been around the track forever. The dude, they're a guy,
the guy who is the track announcer for when my
dad has worked in my entire life, this guy Roger Houston,
and he, like you talk about like a you know,
legendary announcers, so like a like a Pat Summer all
you know, like you hear the like Vincekulli where it's

(01:33:47):
just it's just a they have that they have that
like just classic sound when you're talking about a track
announcer somebody the guys now just sound so pedestrian in
form blah blah blah blah. Then we have this and
then this this guy. It was like it was it
was it was a vent forget. Yeah, they're offenshrodding in

(01:34:09):
the lead number one, blah blah blah, fifth on the
outside bow and it was like he was like, do
they build an intensity until it was around the final turn.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
And then bah bah blah blah in front.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
It was great. That does sound exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
It was so much fun, kind of old timey. It
was great.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Names that are currently active in either racing or breeding
can't have that in winners. Names of winners in the
past fifty years, like you know, you couldn't be secretariat,
ye seed, bisc I don't know whatever. All right, So yeah,
we're gonna play rock band, racehorse, or Porno movie. If
you would like to play eight seven seven forty four.
What he is the phone number to call? It's eight

(01:34:48):
seven seven forty four. What he will get to some
people lined up there and we will play that next
year on the Woody Show. So do you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Love it? Lo Shoe? All right, let's uh, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Play this game. You know Kentucky Derby. So rock band,
racehorse or porno movie. That's your your options. I'm gonna
give you a name, and it's a name of one
of those three things. It's either the name of a
rock band, it'll be the name of a racehorse, or
the name of an adult movie. You get two out

(01:35:29):
of three, you will be a winner. Eat seven seven
four Woodie, And let's go to our first contestant, race
out high to Susie. Hey, Susie, Susie. All right, So,
rock band, racehorse or adult movie. And the first one
is Blue Train, Blue Train, rock band, racehorse or adult movie.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
I'm gonna go with the racehorse.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Blue Train is.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Racehorse? What's going on? All right? Next one? Last tango?
Rock band, racehorse or adult movie.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
I'm gonna go with racehorse, Last tango.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Don't one.

Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
She probably thought it was too obvious.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah, all right, this is the make or break last
one rock band, racehorse or porno movie. Red Burn, Red Burn,
rock band, racehorse or porno movie.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
What says you, Susie?

Speaker 6 (01:36:39):
Uh, Red Burn, Let's go with.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Answer.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Please come on, rock band?

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Just not just not quick enough on the typing again?
All right, Susan, Thank you? For the call. Appreciate you.
Let's go to uh, Tracy, Hey, Tracy, Tracy, Hey, Hey, alright,
rock band, racehorse or adult movie. I should mention this
is one of those games. You gotta give us an answer.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
While I sit in Yeah, alright, So this first one
rock band, racehorse or adult movie Touched by an uncle,
rock band, racehorse or adult movie.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Porn movie, adults movie. I forget about the I forgot
about the TV show Touched by an angel an uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Yeah, all right, here we go. Next one rock band,
racehorse or adult movie. I on the prize. I on
the prize. Rock band. That is a racehorse, racehorse? Alright,
this is again a make or break number three, rock band,
racehorse or adult movie, Lux's Life, Lux His Life, rock band,

(01:38:03):
racehorse or adult movie. You said racehorse.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
The answer is adult movie. So hard, that's what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Said all right, Tracy, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
Listening to the Woody Show. Let's say hi to Ryan.
What's good Ryan?

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
H the Gone Show? Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Well it's dude, it's going great. Rock band, racehorse or
adult movie. Next one up, Grandma's thong, Grandma's thong. Is
that a rock band, Racehorse or an adult movie.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
I'm gonna go with rock band that is a rock band.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Rock band, all right, got Next one, the Royal Tender Buns,
The Royal Tender Buns, rock band Racehorse or adult movie.
Let's go with adult movie that is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Don't movie.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Yeah, so you you are a winner.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Hang on one second, Ryan, we will get all of
your information and thank you for listening to show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Let's say hi to Dennis Dennis. Hey, guys, good morning,
Happy Friday. Yeah, all right, Dennis.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Are you ready to play rock band, Racehorse or adult movie?

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Yeah? I am, all right. Let's go with ebony rhythm?
Ebony rhythm? Is that a rock band, Racehorse or an
adult movie?

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Rock band?

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
That is a rock rock bend?

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Next one, bliss my britches, Bliss my breeches, rock band,
Racehorse or adult movie?

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
That is.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
How about this one? Make or Break a clear and
Present stranger, A clear and present stranger adult movie? You
think that's an adult movie?

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
That is adults movie?

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Good job, Yeah, adds, congratulations, you are a winner.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Hang on one second. All right. That's how it's difficult.
It's really rules. Yeah, Royal Tender buns.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Let's do another one just here in the room. All right,
all right, this one's called I'm Not Bad, I'm Not Bad.

Speaker 7 (01:40:27):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Is it a rock band, a racehorse, or an adult movie?
I'm not Bad? Adult movie? An adult movie?

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Rock band, adult movie?

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
I'm not Bad rock bad? Samwich did Sphinx racehorse? Adult movie?

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Rock band? Rock band?

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
Sphinx is a.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Racehorse?

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Alright?

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
God, so.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Let's see how about this one? On boys in Cars?
On Boys in Cars, rock band, racehorse or adult movie?
Movie movie? It's too easy.

Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
I'm gonna say rock band, adult movie.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
It is a adult movie.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
That's on.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
And it is time for today's dumb ass contests. It's Friday,
So today's dumbas contest is the q t u I
Q sea Bats. Explaining the way the game works.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
To everybody find someone who's nice and drunk and ask
them just the nicest, easiest trivia questions that anyone and
everyone knows who you're super nice, a functioning adult. But
the twist is are they so drunk that they won't
know the answer? And if you can guess whether they
know two out of three times you win the do
you like you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Say how you are?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Contestant and say how to Sergio. Everybody a good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Hey Sergio.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
All right, we're gonna play the d u i Q
seas explain the game, but we're gonna take guesses too,
just for funds on Menace and Sammy if they're gonna
know the answers or not. Now, before we get to
the questions that actually count, we have a little introductory
clip about this drunk person that Sea Bass ran into.
And this is just so we can get a better
idea just how with it or not with it they are?
And what is this person's name?

Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
See, this is Brianna, and she's just gonna give us
a rundown of what she has had and.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Likes to drink. All right, here is Brianna.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
I was actually drinking of ViOS.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Do you drink an audios? Mother efforts because it's like
a lot of alcohol for.

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I just wanna, you know,
have fun and I don't know, I just want to
be lit and wildberry sex on the beach. Yeah, you gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Usually get this messed up and you go, I do,
I do all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
I always give up all the time. And sex on
the beach, the best or pineapp on vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Ho, that's like the bat you're talking about the drink.
Sex on the beach or actual sex on the beach,
because it is not the best it that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
No, it sucks, it's grainy and it hurts. But this
audio smother efor I'd never heard of before.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
What I've never heard of it?

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
I've never heard of.

Speaker 6 (01:43:15):
Bort brought himself up to the glass to look through, like,
I've never heard of it, Gene. If you don't grow
up on the West Coast, you are not exposed to it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Long Island.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
That's so, this is basically a Long Island I see,
but it has vodka, rum, tequila, gin blue purist and
sweet and sour mix.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
People off these things off.

Speaker 6 (01:43:35):
Yeah, you have to understand that it is a West
Coast Long Island iced tea.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Yeah, don't in the area.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
I didn't grow up in either coast. Honeywhere go to
Mexico on vacation? You're getting so I didn't grow up
going to Mexico on vacation. Oh my gosh, we rich.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
I grew up like I'm an East Coast guy. I
heard of it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
I never it is.

Speaker 7 (01:43:55):
It's infiltrated America. I had no idea it was the
same as a Long.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Island iced tea.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
I didn't know it literally, it didn't I didn't know
exactly what it was, like, what went in it or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
I couldn't have told you. I just know that people
love They thought the name was fun. It's not the
exact same, but it's the same principle whatever. But every
is the name is.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
I'm glad I could leave her one so shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
All right, Uh, what do you i Q, Sergio, are
you ready for question number one? Yes? Here we go,
do u i Q Give me.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Any number that is not a prime number. Okay, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
Probably give any number that's not a prime number. This
is one of those things I never committed to memory.
I might have reversed a prime number the previous one version.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
I'm going to say. I'm going to say triple yes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Triple yes, put me down, put me down for triple no.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Yeah, I was gonna say, it's going to be looking
into it. I'm going to say no to Brionna, no
to Menace, yes to Sammy. It's pretty confident.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
All right, Sammy Menace, do you think that Brianna is
going to get this one. No, no, all right, menace?
What do you think? Sorry, I'm still in days nine?

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Are you still happening?

Speaker 7 (01:45:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Sorry? No?

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
Uh no.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
That cake Sergio.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Do you think that is going to know it? Yes?
Or no effort?

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
You think she will get it? All right? Question number one,
do u I Q give me any number that is
not a prime number, any number that is not a
prime number, menace me. I raised mine. It was nine, nine, yeah,
seven seven, menace absolutely destroying it because the roots of

(01:45:46):
nine are the factors.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Factors of nine would be the three. There you go, Sammy, right,
So that that makes it a prime number?

Speaker 9 (01:45:55):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
What's the quest?

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
Want to play that question again? The question is, give
me any number that is not a prime number. Not
a prime number does not mean right, not a prime number?

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
So what makes what's a prime number?

Speaker 9 (01:46:08):
Even?

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
I was just thinking, yeah, okay, what are you thinking?

Speaker 8 (01:46:15):
I was thinking because because not right, because seven you
can't divide it by anything.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
To make it like how a brown number is a
prime number? I was I didn't, Yeah, I did a
prime This happens a lot and tests.

Speaker 6 (01:46:30):
And she was so excited that she knew something about
the answer that she didn't listen to the question.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
All right, well, let's see if Brianna knows it. And
if she does, that's a good sign for Sergio because
he's going on a limb here. A lot of people
don't guess, especially right out of the gate. The yes,
I'm the drunk person.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Question number one, give me any number that is not
a prime number.

Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
I'm so drunker, and oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Six, there's correct?

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
Actually, no way, Holy.

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
Good job, Sergia.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Well you got a point. Congratulations, Surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
That's crazy, right though. Yes, okay, so sometimes you play
with me.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
He doesn't even know why he got it right then.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
I so a prime number is a number that can
be that's divisible, but it's only divisible by itself, like
seven or one, yeah, or one? Okay, got it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:25):
So that's why I thought that anybody could easily luck
into it. And two out of three did okay? Thank you,
all right, Turgio. Question number two, do u I Q?

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
Here we go according to the phrase, there is honor
even among what Oh, I think I know this one?

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
This time?

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
You think I know this one.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
I think I know this one writing this you think
yeah this one? Is it easy to you? Prime number one,
triple yes to the first one.

Speaker 5 (01:47:53):
I'm gonna triple no this one, same trip.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Yes for Sammy, yes for Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
Well based on the response there, all right, but I
already said yes for him, So yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
No for Brianna, and you do or don't know this?
I know this, okay, I know this one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
We both wrote our answers down.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
Yeah, Menace and Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
No, No, my god, Yeah, I think that somebody is Unlithian.

Speaker 6 (01:48:23):
I'm going to remove them from the guessing because they're
already working their brains, don't What does it matter if
the fifth person guess?

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Well, because the people in the room were all playing, right,
but they get they get to play along, but they're working.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
They're working hard, all right, So.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
We're cutting them out of the already wrote down my answer.

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
I know you're still guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
You still guess, but you don't guess on the drunk
We don't care you know, yeah, no guesses on the
drunk person, right, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
But I did my answer, Sergio, do you think that
Brianna gets this one?

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Yes or no? I'm gonna go with no.

Speaker 7 (01:49:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
Question Number two d u i Q. According to the
phrase there is honor even among what Sammy enemies, enemies, menace, thieves, thieves?
Is that Sammy?

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
Dang it?

Speaker 5 (01:49:19):
Look at Sammy with how appointed? Yeah? Yeah, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Question number two again, Sergio said that Brianna wouldn't get it,
and if that's the way it works out, he will
be the winner of this round.

Speaker 2 (01:49:32):
According to the phrase, there is honor even among what I.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Don't know, sex among.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
I don't know, I know it's the most honorable thing
you've done sexual Well.

Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
To be honest, I really like Doggie SiO.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
Yeah, to be honest, put you out there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
You know I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
All right, Well, Sergio, congratulations, you are.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
The winner on the d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
Stop very much.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
You're welcome very much, and have yourself a great weekend.
Hang on one second, we will get all of your information. Man,
you should doesn't work out that way if somebody right
out of the right, out of the gate goes yes
on the drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
But Sergio really knew what he was doing. He was
masterful in his approach. Question number three, du IQ whatt
River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.

Speaker 6 (01:50:24):
Been in the news a lot past decade, quite honestly,
actually the past hundred years.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
But wow, what a clue. But especially in the past decade,
A river runs through.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
It because anyone get a luck into it though, no blot.
River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
By the way, while they're working on that, you can
get an AMF in Kansas City at how at the mood.

Speaker 7 (01:50:47):
Yeah, it's infiltrated in America some bar.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
Well it is.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
I would probably wasn't around when you were. Yeah, I
haven't lived on twenty plus years.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
Kansas City also has the k c Ice water. I've
never heard of that you're ordering in general.

Speaker 6 (01:51:00):
Yeah, I'm smoking weed, which is vain, Triple Sck, lime juice,
lemon lime soda.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
Somebody also suggested an Irish trash can, which I've also
never heard.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
I've heard of that.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
It's vodka, jin light Rum, Triple Seck, Blue Carousel, Peach Schnaps,
and red Bull.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
So nothing, no Iris carball.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
That's again the question, what.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.
I'm gonna say no for Brianna by the looks of
what's going on in here.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
Triple no, Yeah, triple Everybody saying triple no you guys
don't get to guess. All right, all right, question number
three for the d U I Q, what.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam, Sammy, Mississippi,
the mississip.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Even, I know that's not right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
I know it's not know any other rivers.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Rocky Mount, Denver River.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
Wow, you are circling.

Speaker 7 (01:52:02):
He was using deductive im by location context clues.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Yeah, possible for was that menace? Colorado?

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
Almost add he named like every city in.

Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
Boulder you you like, no, Sammy like, it's not possible
for the Mississippi because of the way.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
I understand what I hated an answer, and I didn't
know any other rivers. River of Dreams, the song by
Billy Joel Thing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
Colorado. Right know, I've never been to Denver. All right,
do i Q? Question number three?

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
What river runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.
Hoover damn hood was part of the question.

Speaker 5 (01:52:52):
Holy, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
That's how you played the g UIQ.

Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Everybody, wait, so what was the answer? Colorado? Colorado?

Speaker 4 (01:53:05):
That was the river?

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
We have to get there? Oh my god, you're unsavory happening.
I mean, how many times can we play the menace Colorado.

Speaker 8 (01:53:15):
Colorado only said that because he said Colorado in his answer.

Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
I didn't know the Colorado and he did Colorado, he
said Denver and Rocky is there.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
Are so Gina, now that you're forty eight, you can't
believe it. You're officially forty eight. Yeah, let's see if
you agree with this. Okay, and for other people here
in the room as well, except for you, Sammy, you
don't qualify yet.

Speaker 4 (01:53:44):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
There some new numbers from this study looking to find
the age that people are the most happy at, so
they dug into it all the numbers and everything else.
It's mid to late forties, and that's when you are
apparently the happiest to your ever going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
Uh oh no, that is one hundred percent correct. And
I believe that this is the happiest I'm ever going
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
Yeah, I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.
And yeah, good luck top in it.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Yeah. So for the average person in that age group,
life is healthier. People that age understand their bodies and
their mental health better. On top of that, by the
time most people hit their mid to late forties, their
wild days of drinking and partying are behind them, or
they also care, they also care a lot less about
pleasing others, and instead they focus on their own well being.

(01:54:35):
And you put all that together, and you just feel
genuinely happier at that point, again, your mid to late
forties than you will in your entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:54:43):
It's true because you're you're and this is kind of
what you're saying, but you're not chasing as much. You're
not chasing success, you're not chasing you know, validation. You're
just kind of living your happy life.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
And also, I mean at some point your body starts
to deteriorate, right, I mean that's when you start having things.
I mean they always say, like, hey, man, getting olds
not for pussies. Every older person that I'm friends with,
they go all the same thing, and they say, it
really kind of starts, you know, after fifty I.

Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
Would say forty to forty nine. I agree with this
one hundred percent the best. Yeah, the forties are good.
Forties were awesome. And then when you're in your mid fifties,
you get a pain in your knee, for example, and
you think, wait, what did I do?

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Oh, that's right, nothing my life, Yeah, and that's I mean,
the thing is, it's not old, but it's an age
where things start to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Yeah, and God willing, it's a happy way point.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
Yeah, so you still have it's not like, oh, well
I guess that's it. Yeah, take me to the glue factory.

Speaker 5 (01:55:41):
Well you got one more year of happiness.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
And yeah, one more See that's a bummer when you think, oh,
this is the happiest thing going to be because I
I close my eyes quite often and I think, like,
all right, man, get the kids raised out of high school,
get them through college, or get them established in their
independent life. Get them independent, right, and then so that
they're on a good track and they're happy and they're

(01:56:03):
they're doing their thing. Check right. Uh, get to a
point where you can maybe slow down, like whether you
work a little bit, or you're doing something different, or
you don't work at all, you retire. Check that seems
to be where you get to a point where it's
only you and what you want. And I guess single

(01:56:25):
people would know, kids, this is your life and you
get to be younger. But for people who have had
kids and they raise kids and they you know, they
have that like getting to that point you know that
seems to be like, man, I would think that would
be that would be the greatest time. But then then
you have to you got to figure in the the
aging thing. Our friend Bill complains all the time. Yeah,

(01:56:48):
he's got a thousand things. Bills always like carry around
all that medication, throw your back out with all the medication.

Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
You have to have his own refrigerator wherever we travel, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
But it's a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
It's a good time, and I've enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Other than the high school. But like my twenties I
thought was great, but all for different reasons. I thought
my thirties were great because I was, you know, really
no kids, you know, my twenties obviously, and I got
into my thirties and then you know, finally found you know,
gen and that part of my life, and you know,
and then we have the kids, and that is I'm saying.

(01:57:27):
But it's just different, like you're in these different phases.

Speaker 2 (01:57:30):
Thirties though it was fun. In twenties, it was just
a string of destructive relationships. I could have done without Mois.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
But even like you know, settle into a groove career wise,
really right around thirty, you know, I'd say, like twenty
twenty nine thirty is where I hit like that was
the beginning of hitting the stride, and then throughout my
thirties just it was like rocket ship ride because I
had been grinding and grind and still like work and
working like you, just dumping everything I had into work

(01:57:59):
and then you hit your fouries and forties have been
great because it's the fruits of that lake exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
I love my job, I love my house, I love
my family.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
Yeah, it took a long time to figure out how
to play the game, you know, figured to figure out
like how to navigate stuff professionally, personally.

Speaker 2 (01:58:14):
So yeah, I think right.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
Mid forties fantastic. Thirties for me sucked. Forties ruled.

Speaker 1 (01:58:21):
Fifties are they're good?

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Yeah, College was awesome and now ye best.

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Yeah, life has been just an adventure.

Speaker 7 (01:58:28):
I think the only thing that stuffed for me was
elementary because that's why my parents were getting divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
And I went to like six different schools, so I.

Speaker 7 (01:58:34):
Didn't really get like a friend group until I was
in high school.

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
Yeah. Yeah, so it was like always moving schools.

Speaker 5 (01:58:42):
So and they said the divorce was your faults.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
Yeah fault, and they blamed me my entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
And isn't that when you were in the parye and
they called you a fat kid?

Speaker 4 (01:58:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
I think that was like sixth grade. Oh no, yeah,
that's right, thanks for bringing that up to you know,
went fourth of July.

Speaker 7 (01:58:58):
Well, yeah, I was in a fourth of July prey
and I was walking a miniature horse. And the miniature
horse was named Buttercup. And somebody yells, look at that
fat kid.

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
Sorry about that fatty fat beatty, say Tom, He's just
a fat kid, aren't.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
Here's a big old fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatto.

Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
Thanks, thanks, like ticking.

Speaker 7 (01:59:23):
Or high high school, it wasn't really fat.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
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Blah blah blah. Let's get the hell out of here, Gregory. Yeah,
parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (02:00:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:00:41):
You never realize how many people you hate until you
have to name a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:00:46):
It is the worst, dude. My wife and I we
got all the books. We split up the responsibilities of
going through all them, highlighted the ones that we liked individually.
She had hers like highlighted in one color. I had
mine highlighted another color. We saw we had any kind
of matches. Yeah, we started there. It was a process,
it was a problem. We wanted to put thought into it.

(02:01:06):
I'm like, it seems like most parents they don't care
about their kids at all and just give them names
to either become a problem or complicated the spell.

Speaker 2 (02:01:14):
Yeah, it was it days, weeks, months, weeks, weeks and weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:01:19):
I would say probably almost close to two months.

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Oh wow. Yeah, but it gives you something to think
about while you're pregnant.

Speaker 3 (02:01:24):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:01:25):
And then you went with shark so exactly and fecal yep.

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
That was a very big decision.

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
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