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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of his.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion, is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today's Tuesday. It is May fifth,
twenty twenty sixth. Some might call it Sinko demayo. Most
is the fifth of May. Revenge of the fifth Sea
basses today, Revenge.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Of the fifth?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
May the fourth be with you? Revenge of the fifth.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
I see a lot of voices and mouths or sea mouths.
I should say moving, but I have turned my headphones
down because I know what you guys are doing something.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
But here's a here's a question. As a Star Wars nerd,
wouldn't it be I don't know. Wouldn't be cooler if
it was Revenge of the sixth because that sounds more
like Sith. They actually do both speaking the whole month.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
It's all Star Wars month.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Come on, I'm sure you can come up with something
else for the fifth, but like Revenge of the sixth
because it sounds more because it sounds more sith.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Absolutely, yeah, countdown on the the Mandalorian seventeen days, don't
we ask him?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Seventeen days?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Don't we ask him every day when when that's coming on? Anyway,
Welcome to the Woodie Show. My name is what he
That is Greg Gory. We got Menace in the ground,
Sea Bass. We've got Sammy Sea Bass. Oh you can
turn it back up, all right, Yeah, we got Sammy.
There's Morgan. We got von our video producer. Dumbass Tyler
is here. We got bored, we got Menji. The phones

(02:05):
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. Send us
a text over to two to nine eighty seven. Treading
news headlines. We'll get into the entertainment stuff here this hour.
Birthday's porn of birthday coming up? Maybe some unpopular opinions. Yeah,
what's a belief that you have that most people disagree with?
Oh all right, yeah, just be a little something about Yeah,

(02:26):
just think about it a Marinanna on that for a second.
Well we'll come back to that. Yeah, today, sink of Demayo.
Today is also a World Asthma day. Although I don't
really see a lot of people with the used to healers.
When I was a kid, I feel like I saw
a ton of people hailer, yeah, but now I don't
really see anybody with the.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah, it's a little puffer and hailer.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, maybe they're more low pro about it. I don't know,
maybe little profriate right right. You do you have a
anasthma and hailer bort? Yeah I do.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, I always carry one with me often.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
You got toake a hit on that thing. And why
is it all the people that are in the comic
books and stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
That doesn't know?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Man?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Maybe that's the effective.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Is there too much dust in these comic books paints
that they use.

Speaker 8 (03:05):
Maybe it's the lack of breathing that's just warped our minds,
you know.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
And but it is kind of associated loosely associated with
like kind of dorks nerds.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Right, yeah, definitely honestly because we can't really run. Yeah,
you're an indoor cat, yeah, like, and if you have
allergies and if you get sick, it makes you worse
rely on indoor activity.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah. It's a World hand Hygiene Day. It's International Midwives
Day midwifery and that's where you help someone get birth.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Ricky Lake does midwiffery.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Now, Museum Lover's Day, certain museums, museums. Yeah, uh, It's
National Astronaut Day today. It's National Foster Care Day. Ye hey,
it's National Hagy Day sleep Apnea Awareness Day. Today is

(03:55):
nail Day, get your nails dead.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
I love getting my nail I actually have a question
for you guys speaking of nail nail Day, if I
may so. We have talked about this in this room before,
Like I get my nails done every couple of weeks.
You guys say you don't notice nails. You don't care
about nails. You've also said I always notice if you
guys get a haircut. None of you ever noticed if
anyone changes their hair. None of you noticed when I
said I was going to give up makeup for lent,

(04:19):
even though I'm not Catholic. You were like, who'd even notice?
I would notice if I wasn't wearing makeup, you would notice.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
But in general, the same way you would notice your nails,
you would notice your haircut. I would notice, I feel,
unless it was if it's a subtle one like people
go oh, I had the wifeles. Ah, well they really
just kind of took off the split ends or whatever.
Just how am I supposed to notice that?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
You would notice because it's cleaner on the bottom. So
if you don't.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Why would I notice that?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
No, no split ends. So if you guys don't notice nails,
and you don't notice makeup, and you don't notice hair
or care about it, what do you notice and care
about women general order?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
It's hot if you see someone who looks like messy
and disheveled, half in jamas and their hair is like,
you know, like like a rat rush, Yeah, yeah, no,
that would be something that you would notice. But as
long as they're like put together halfway, like you look
like you actually got dressed and put a comb through
your hair, like we're not really digging deep into it,
I would say I would notice her. But that's about it.

Speaker 10 (05:18):
I think it's a big picture versus details kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, like if Sammy gets her hair colored like blonde
or something like that, then you notice it. But if
you've got a teeny bit of split ends cut off,
a detective wouldn't even notice. I'll tell you what I noticed.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Nails. I notice nails when they're the crazy, when it's
over the top. They come to that really sharp point
everything or ghetto ass nails, their eyelashes, nail if the
makeup is like you know, overdone, clown, you clownish, right,
But if.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I'm talking about like what do you find attractive, you
don't notice like she's put together, she has her nails done,
she has some makeup on.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
It looks like you showered. It looks like you put
a brush through your hair. Pretty low bar like yeah,
like past that. Like if it's just like, oh, you
got your nail like, I'm not I might. I may say, oh,
she's got red nail podjon, but I'm not going look
at her nails like.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
I think I'm the only one who noticed that Morgan
had a fresh fill of eyelashes. She had a filled
close to her unreal. Okay, what do you mean unreal?
I just don't know why she has full eyelashes.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
But what would have noticed her eyelashes before she got extensions?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
She got her extensions filled and it looks great.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Great.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 11 (06:28):
She said, always have eyelash extensions, and then because of
her fight she wasn't getting them anymore because they were
all going to fall out and whatever.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
She got them again. No, Okay, so you guys really
are low maintenance.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
We know how when she got him filled in, she
got like that all those offers to be married and
all that stuff, right, Greg, those guys.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Show it makes no difference. That's that's the point.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
It doesn't make it think it looks prettier because you
didn't notice.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Didn't notice?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Okay, you guys, are you're consistent?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
If if something drastic, I mean, like drastically changed, like
if someone went from having like a j lo ass
to all the sudden having like no ass. Yeah, like
wait hold on, but you know, like but just a
you know, a subtle thing of you got anybody your
bottom of your hair cut off. I'm not supposed to
notice that. Or if you went like a drastic difference,
if you went from all of a sudden you shut

(07:16):
up here and you're like a dark brunette.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Sammy, yes, then yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Woa like that that would be something that that would
be something that really gets your attention, right, Okay, are
you wearing slightly less makeup? But if you came in
like that, what do they call those menaces where it
like goes all the way almost halfway back to your temples,
like yeah, yeah, yeah, all of a sudden you came
in with like these crazy looking like like like Amy wine, yes,

(07:43):
like yeah, then then you would notice that you didn't
have makeup on.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Those I think you would. I've never gone to work.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I just don't think we should be expected to notice.
Do you think it's like for all of a sudden,
like you're like you're mad at your husband or your
boyfriend because he didn't notice or didn't make a comment
on whatever.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I would like to come in without makeup, but I
would like you guys to stay consistent and not notice.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I don't care. I wouldn't even know that.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah, okay, I try.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I gotta look at Morgan's ear lashes.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
They're amazing.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Ye eight seven seven forty four. Wooding text us over
to two two nine eighty seven. We got more Woodies
show next hang on, so show me right back?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Body Show? Podcast listeners that all happened today? May fifth,
Come hang out two to three pm in Ontario at
Taco Bell. The address is forty three seventy one Ontario
Mills Parkway forty three seventy one Ontario Mills Parkway, right
by the Mall. One hour meetup, ton of giveaways, tacos

(08:40):
for a year, theme park tickets, concert tickets, and more. Myself,
Menace and Bort will be there and wild love to
see you. In the meantime, enjoyed The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
We are a heavy metal band.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
I mean everybody knows that.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wait wait, wait, wait more, Where am i The Woody Show?
Welcome back everybody. I hit up my my son is
turning twelve this week and he's really into storm chasing.
Oh do you guys happen to know where they there
might be any storm chaser vehicles on display or anything

(09:14):
to do with that.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Oh, we're talking about it all off their all the time.
We should really bring that on the air.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Storm chasing she has Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 12 (09:21):
Yeah, well that's an interesting I mean, yeah, so I
work with sometimes the Peterson Automotive Museum, which is a
very famous automotive museum.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
But I don't think they've ever had anything on display
like that. The only thing that I've I've seen semi
on display like that is when those toyotas go through
the fires and they're halfway burnt. Then they'll show them
like in the museums and stuff. But never a storm chasing.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Because these are all independent, it's not like an organization,
and she's like these one off dudes.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, it's not like fire truck.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Well, one of the one of the things that we
saw recently was pretty cool. These guys that send the
drones into tornadoes love that they get close enough they
you know, they get out of their truck or whatever
and they send We saw one. Yeah, they send the
drone into the tornado right up. Yeah, I saw that
in Twisters. Pretty cool. I guess what. Yeah, breaking news.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
If you go to Celebrity car News, even Branson, Missouri,
they have the tornado Wrangler from Twister.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Shadow Twisters. Well, there, there you go, going to Branson.
There you go. The Onion has officially taken over Alex
Jones's Infra Wars, which is kind of It was okay,
the premise is funny. I agree with that.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
The execution is, oh my god, because it's just Tim
Hideker doing Alex Jones impressions for twenty minutes. So he's
just hijacking and he's just doing a parody of Alex Jones,
which has been done a thousand times, and it's just
it's pointless.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
There's a pretty funny thing. I've seen it a couple
of times now. I don't know if it's the same
dude or whatever, but there are people who are bitching
about other people taking their online content and copying it.
And so it's like, Hi, guys, hey, you know, I
just want to talk to you really quick about you know,
taking people's material from their online stream. And it's a

(11:08):
guy and he's like green screening himself in front of
her face and he's just saying everything, Yeah, yeah, that's good,
that's kind of funny. That's funny. And then the person
gets really mad that that's being done to that, right.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
I might have to explain what the onion is. I
never see it, like, yeah, does everyone know what the
onion is? It's like a very paper newspaper. But you
know what, I never really see it on Facebook anymore.
I would say maybe the last time I saw it
was like six seven years ago.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
And this isn't wrong. It had it's heyday. Yeah yeah, Like.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
The headlines on the onion used to be like water
cooler chat, like you show them to people.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Now you just call it fake news. Yeah that's fake.

Speaker 9 (11:51):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
The Oscars updated their eligibility rules to require nominees in
the acting and writing categories to be human. They have
a guaranteed human They also so allow actors to be
considered for multiple roles in the same category and neat
post Malone canceled the start of his tour with Jelly Roll.

Speaker 13 (12:08):
Why why, bigs?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Oh yeah, what was the excuse that they put out?

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Don't say exhaustion please.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
So the real reason, the real reason is because they right,
they have all these shows scheduled for stadiums and it's
Post Malone and Jelly Roll, and the tickets are just
not selling.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
They're not feeling it.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, I think there's kind of a burnout on both
on both people.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
More choosy on what they're spending their money on when
it comes to concerts.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
So it's been really low. They said there was a
they canceled this one show, this one here that we're
talking about, but they showed online how many seats were available.
The whole place was available. Damn in every section, in
every row, there were seats available. Now Post Lolow has
come out to say that he just needs more time
to finish new music before going on tour.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I have thought about that before they start selling.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I should have looked this up. I'm so dumb.

Speaker 7 (13:05):
Yeah. Yeah, the Meghan Trainer thing, she said, she was like,
not well, right.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
And she's selling her house I have a theory about
jelly Roll and post Malone and things like this. You
tell me, do we like them better? Did we like
them better as an audience When they were chubby and
were more lovable, teddy bearish they were, they're losing that
chubby love.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
It's I think it's oversaturation. It's just too much. You know,
like when you go to everything and you're showing up
at everything, there's no more there's no more sense of immediacy, right,
you know, like there's no like, oh, I gotta go
see them find you right exactly. I'll wait five minutes,
he'll be back here for something else, or you'll be

(13:49):
showing up on my feet as part of something else,
and they you just get even though you like somebody,
you get burned out. Yeah, I think it's I think
there's kind of some kind of burnout going.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Well, think a bit like dating, like oh, where's the chase?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
But like post Malone was, everybody was doing something with
post Malone for so long, and then jelly Roll really
kind of took over the I told you there was
somebody that said, man like his manager, someone needs to
talk to him because he's gonna he's gonna put Jelly
Roll in a bad position by saying yes to every
single thing unless you don't think you have any kind
of longevity, and then you take everything you can because

(14:20):
like your window is short, right, you got a fifteen
minute thing.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
But I don't think that's him.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
I don't think that's necessarily the case with Jelly Roll.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
No, And even if it was the case, fine, you
can retire in two years, no problem.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I thought that is. Yeah, guys, Greg Greg said he
could retire if he got two hundred and fifty thousand dollars,
he will be able to retire. That was the old
time he did. So I'm sure he's made at least
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, maybe even twice that. Yeah, exactly.
Ye speaking of people with a bunch of money, menace,
what do you got for us?

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Yeah, just real quick, Jeff Bezos. He's selling his five
hundred million dollar yachts because he can't park it places
park like SeaBASS.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
You had that r V. Yeah, it's so stupid neighborhood regulations. Yeah,
it's so big.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
There's like four notable places that he tried to bring
it and they like he tried to go to Monaco
during F one and try to park it and they
want to let them.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Now, is this the same yacht that they had to
pay to dismantle a bridge to get it out?

Speaker 14 (15:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:18):
I think so familiar. Yeah, and he has a support
ship that follows it that has like staff, and that's
seventy five million dollars.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, they don't stay on the main boat. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, it's it's insane. So I seem to remember that,
like where whatever, wherever they built the ship to get
it out of the harbor, take the bridge apart. Yeah,
they had to take this bridge apart in order to
get the yacht out and then pay to re restructure it.

Speaker 9 (15:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
If Jeff Bezos is having a hard time parking this summer,
who the hell is going to That's what I was
gonna have the same problem.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
Who's going to buy it for five hundred million dollars? Well,
here's there's a deep discount on it.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
It's so gross because it's so large, it can only
park with like tankers and stuff. And you want to
wake up in the.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Morning an industrial area.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
I I was listening to this podcast it's called the
All In Podcasts, and it's like these super famous like
tech guys are worth like billions of dollars. And they
were talking about like a year and a half ago
that Jeff Bezos he's gonna get sick of this ship,
Like after he bought it and they got announced. They're like,
oh yeah, he's gonna get bored of it, and I'm
gonna want.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
To get dared.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Because they live the same lifestyle.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
They're like, oh yeah, he's gonna be all about it
and then he's gonna want to get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
It's along those lines of like, no matter how hot
the chick is, there's somebody always sick of her. Bullish yeah,
you know, like they you know, with these boats, the
same as they say anybody else with a boat. But
two best dates they're life. The day you buy the
boat and the day you sell.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, and it costs thirty million dollars just to dock it.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
But if he's bored with it, just keep it, but
don't use it, like does he need the money? Like
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
I legit, you know why I try to sell?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Why try to sell it? Just say, like, you know what,
it's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
You know what, I'm just gonna park it in the
middle of the ocean, whatever happens to it, right, Yeah, Greg,
how's this for a job? So I was talking to
this dude and his best friend, who was a fellow pilot,
just got this job about a year ago. He is
this guy that he's working for now. This guy's mega loaded,
all right. So it's he's the pilot for the family's

(17:14):
gulf Stream G six fifty, which is a super kick
ass private jet. This thing is awesome. That's his only job.
He flies the family in their jet whatever you to.
They take one trip a year to go to France
and they're there for a month and stand by. Yeah,
so the other eleven months and then when they're in France,

(17:37):
they have a yacht there and so the family's on
the yacht and so this guy, the pilot, and all
the other support staff and stuff like that are on
that feeder vessel whatever the the support ship, which I
saw some pictures of the support ship. You're seeing these
ads for like the Ritz Ritz Carlton yacht vacation stuff.

(17:59):
It looks like the bedroom, it's the facilities everything. You're
you're thinking, this is going to be like a I
don't know, like a like a container ship falling around
this nice No, this thing is just as.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Nice because they don't want to be seen with a containers.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, So he works one month out of the year
he does I think in that in that month, I
think it's like a total of six flights, one to France,
bouncing around that area a little bit, then they're on
the front and then and then flying back four hundred
thousand dollars a year eleven months off. Does he take
those eleven months off? It's a job. He does other

(18:35):
stuff or whatever he wants and that time. Now, if
the family all of a sudden said of like for
whatever reason, they got a wild hair up their ass
and they just said, oh, we're going to go, then
he would, yes, he would have to then go fly them.
But they just don't. It's once a year, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
So what sounds better that job where you're even one month,
you're still doing stuff. Or they have people who are
crazy loaded. They're from China and they buy these mansions
in America and they have a diver on staff that
lives in the mansion for fifty one weeks a year
and they only drive them around when they're in town
one week a year.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I mean, and they get to live in the house.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, it has a staff work for me.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I think they'll do the one week driving yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, kind of a kind of the same thing. Yeah,
I'll take you one and.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
On that mega mega ultra yacht. There's three jacuzzis and
a full swimming pool and like a spa and like
a helipad with a sad. It's all inclusive.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Corl Gregory, what you got? Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden.
She's fifty three, he's forty seven. They just had a
third baby, so miracle. They're very private about their private
lives and especially with their kids. They keep them off
social media. They don't post photos of them, but it
has been essentially confirmed that they obviously use a surrogate mother.

(19:48):
She's fifty three, and they named their new Sonnie na
U t A S. Madden, So now Noddish is their
child number three. Their other two kids a dog her
Radix wild Flower and a son named Cardinal. So they're
doing this whole celebrity kids have to have strange names.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
So not like water like that's what.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Nautilus.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Well he posted, he said, was that an extra from
the Latin root word not so it's a sailor, a navigator.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
And not as Madden and so, uh, congrats to fifty
three year old Cameron Dia with a brand new baby.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
He's famous and rich, but he's not her size face
like he's like six, it's is shorter than her. Yeah,
I mean, let's be honest, gross looking prepared comparison, love
a gardener.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
He's a super chill dude.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
He's very super chill dude.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
No, but I don't think it's necessarily. I think celebrities
they fish in their own pond.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Totally asked that why can't they just marry a normal person.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
They're not hanging out with normal people. They're hanging out
at the gatherings and the whatevers, and like you hit
it off as somebody, it's not necessarily like, uh, you know,
and Kimerdy do isn'tn't come off as somebody who's like
out there looking for someone who's gonna look good on
her arm. No, she just also seems like another kind
of like she seems like a down to earth, chill chick.

Speaker 11 (21:10):
And you're right that it's who you hang out with,
because it was Nicole Richie who set them up. Cole
is married to his twin brother and then set him
up with Camerony.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
She's still dating a pond or married to a pond
star essentially, so.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
You know the movie old eighties camp movie True Beverly Hills.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Oh wait, yeah, she's.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Starting in the remake.

Speaker 15 (21:36):
Yeah, we're gonna sit because.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
And you know we don't do Starting with the celebrities.
Happy birthday to Henry Cavell, who is forty three years
old today, and Manister Streams. And I said traditionally good looking,
you said, you quote. I lust after him every day. Yeah.
Adele is thirty eight years old today. MTV News legend

(22:06):
Kurt Loader low Dog is eighty one years old today.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah, I'm older.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah. Did you guys know Pete Campbell and mad Men?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Not yet.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
I don't know if that was like a main character, Okay,
big main character. That guy who played a Vincent Carthier Carthier.
Carthier is forty seven. Tina Others from Family Ties is
fifty three.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
And then Hannah Davis. She was a Sports illustrated swimsue model,
but she hit the lottery. She married Derek Jeter, pumped
out two kids for him, so she said, she's thirty
six years old. Your porno birthday today is Samantha Rohn,
and today our birthday. Girl. She's been glazed more than
a Krispy Kreme assembly line, more glazing than I guess right,

(22:49):
that doesn't make much sense, morgana more than okay, and anyway,
five hundred and twenty fine films, including Doctors Without Boners.
She was an Oiled and Spoiled Volume one purv City's
Department of Double Penetration. She was in I've been thinking
and I think we should bang other people. That's Volumes
one and two. She was in rampant, high energy lesbian

(23:11):
banging role. Wow, rampant three way lesbian fun in the
jacuzzi with underwater fun, okay, and then who can forget
her unforget over role? And sometimes you just gotta jam
out with your clam out, all right? You know yeah
what I mean? Greg Ah, Yeah, that's a Samantha Rose
who is thirty two years old today, and that's your

(23:31):
corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that a little Tuesday.
Look what's happening around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
You're on the Wooded Show and I saw him blinking
your eye and I knew you were banging.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Okay, Okay, we'll do it on Instagram.

Speaker 15 (23:47):
It's the witty show.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
So I had the question for you the beginning to
the other what's it belief you had that most people
disagree with? And we'll get to some of what you
got here. But I think most people are gonna disagree
with my take on this. This mom who has gone
viral for this video she posted, I agree with her,

(24:10):
and that is my sub you know, my submission for
the belief that you have that most people disagree with.
Because this one and I are in the linement.

Speaker 16 (24:19):
If we are out and about at the park, if
my kids have a scooter, a toy, something bubbles, they're
not sharing with your kids.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
They don't have to.

Speaker 16 (24:29):
I never ever will make my kids share their stuff
that they brought with another child. Number one, you should
have brought your own. Number two, that's their toy. They
don't have to share with you. Number Three, you don't
have to do something just because somebody asks. If my
kids want to share, yeah, sure, go along for it.
But as soon as they're like, hey, like I'm they're
not giving my stuff back, I'm done sharing you best

(24:50):
will eat my asses going over there and take.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Cough that up.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Your mommy should have brought your own toys.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Now, see I'm not I'm not doing that. But I
agree with the idea is that you're not forced to
share it.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
Now.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I will have the conversation stranger and I and I
have had the conversation with my kids before, like, it's
the right thing to do if you X y Z,
if they choose, if we're talking about sharing, like the
little kids of the player, if they choose not to
share that toy with other people, fine, This whole idea
of like being forced to share, is that a thing
I don't parents. It's a big It's a big thing.

(25:23):
Because the comments, by the way, are kind of split,
more so than I thought they would be, because some
people obviously agree with this woman like I do. But teachers,
especially in other people, they say that sharing is like
a foundation of learning and say, yes there are times,
but like in general, just because you have something doesn't
mean that you need to or be forced to share

(25:44):
it with other people.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Yeah, that's true. I as you know someone who had
to take a toddler to the park. I like having
him share and take turns because it fosters like a
communication and they have to talk to each other, and
that's not something taller does very well.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
You see it forced sometimes when the parents forced the kids.
But the or if they'll they'll sometimes they'll take whatever
it is away from their own kid and then give
it to the What But what a betrayal if a
kid is.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
If some stranger kid is sticky or snotty, they touch
nothing that my kid owns.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
Sure, I mean, I'm with you, though, you know I was.

Speaker 11 (26:14):
I saw a couple of toddlers, like three four year
olds interacting at a playground where one of them had
an iPad and the other one was and they want
to watch it, and the parents were making the girl
with the iPad share it. And it was very clear
that the girl with the iPad was not very adaptable
to situations, was unwilling to share, did not want really
the socialization.

Speaker 17 (26:33):
Or anything like that.

Speaker 11 (26:34):
And I think that for some parents it is a
teaching moment for their kids because if they're an only child,
they're not exposed very much.

Speaker 10 (26:40):
They need to learn how to be in social situation.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Kids sound like a real be you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
Well, it's also a bit move to have an iPad
and a playground. Yeah, but beside that point, Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I was at a.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Playground with my niece, my nephews and my niece and
they had some ball and there's a little kid running
around wanted the ball and I gave it to him,
and it was like who cared, right, and.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
You forgot it for a couple were fine with that.
That's that's that's one thing, but it's being forced to
I'm a guess, all right, So what's the belief that
you have that most people disagree with? Somebody said the
vast majority of people are intellectually lazy and rather be
told something and believe it than researching themselves, despite access
to the tools to do so.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, that's very true.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
This person said more kids should be held back in
school and not allowed to move forward until they have
achieved grade level objectives. Agreed our neighbors across the street
man like during COVID, their kids fell fell so far behind,
and they appealed to everybody all the way up to
the superintendent of the school district. They're like, nope, they're
going They're going ahead.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
That's the thing. It's like opposite down.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, it is no, Greg Gory, I think and I
don't think anybody here would agree with me. Point eight
for the legal driving limit way too low.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
People are different, you know, Like that's true, You're different
than my Exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Why this arbitrary point of weight? Should it be?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Like BM, I like a percentage of your body?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Like if that's a good question, how do they get
to point out?

Speaker 9 (28:09):
Right?

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Like if I go out and I was when I
was a kid, yeah, I remember that anything was that
just Tennessee, uh Georgia when I was remember when I
moved to Georgia, It like it moved at some point
then because it was point when.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Oh I don't remember that because Greg, your blood could
probably just do that.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Am.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
If I have like two beers and I go driving
and I feel a thousand percent fine, but legally, let's
say on point of eight.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Then why would you been pulled over for like serving
and whatever broken tail like fishing expedition?

Speaker 9 (28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Yeah, yeah, okay, fair enough. Yeah, it's just too strict,
all right, menace.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Uh, well, just because you're you have kids doesn't mean
the world has to cater to you, agreed, Like people
they are on planes and you guys didn't plan ahead
and got your your seats. Like, people don't have to
move their seat if they don't want to, and you
don't have to cater to them, and the parents shouldn't
get upset if the person doesn't want to move.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
All right, I will see that and I agree. I
agree with that. The same can be said, is that
just because you don't have kids, that everybody else needs
to cater to you another sea bass Like kids aren't
a lot on planes, thank you? Right, yeah, but I
mean that's not real.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
No, that's people that we dream of.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Y yeah, but people people believe that, oh well, you know,
you shouldn't be able to do this.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I do think there should be a kid's section.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I think there should be an option.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, what about you, Sammy?

Speaker 11 (29:37):
Okay, I'm gonna say technology. I think we're all better
off without technology realistically, and I know that now with
AI people are getting on board.

Speaker 10 (29:44):
But I've been like this for a long time. I
don't want iPads in the car.

Speaker 11 (29:48):
I don't even really think I mean, we can read
a map. I don't think even cell phones like having
the internet.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Everyone on that show GPS, you're against GPS.

Speaker 10 (29:56):
I'm not saying I'm against it.

Speaker 11 (29:57):
But if that's going to be the argument of like,
oh well but what about this, then fine, get a map.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I don't care what you want, Matt, like where you
fold the map up and like really old timing front.

Speaker 11 (30:08):
If that's what it takes to get rid of technology everywhere,
I would.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Go back to that. You would go back to that. Okay,
she wants a little house on the prayer. Can you
read a map?

Speaker 10 (30:19):
I've read I'm not very good. Have I read it
before yet?

Speaker 11 (30:21):
When I was a kid, before all the technology, I
remember being in the car with my dad and him
being like, follow this road and tell me where to go.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
It's just me and him, and I.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
Was like seven, I don't know what I'm Second, she's
pulling out that far.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
She uses the GPS, having driven with her, but she
doesn't listen to it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
She just looks at it. So she's like constantly looking
at her phone.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh yeah, I will do.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
This Sammy challenge where we drop her off with the
map with the map to get back, and you can't.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
You can't stop and ask anybody your arguments.

Speaker 9 (30:52):
Map.

Speaker 10 (30:55):
Your argument is map, but my argument is that's how
you get there. But old timing dates still as she
needs to pull over every block.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Just do that for real, all right, writing that down
for a social media video. So that's what's a belief
that you have that most people disagree with. Where do
you start?

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Well, yeah, I think I might min are well documented
on this show. But yildergrass Tyson of all people, actually
tweeted something out recently that I fully agreed with. Everything
is a conspiracy when you don't understand how anything works.
And we've been saying that for most recently our debunking
that stupid alien documentary. The documentary quote unquote they came
out recently, but yeah, ninety nine point nine percent of

(31:31):
quote this is something or they're screwing us.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
The x x y Z is not true.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Once you just take and in this these days with
computer Sammy, it's so easy to find out how things work.
And I know Greg has his silly ones like calories
aren't real, but I don't want him at this point
you look.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
To look up calories.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
But that's just an example that people, you know that
they go like the more sinister out with you know,
the moon landing and all the other things, But it
comes down to every little tiny part of We get
texts all the time about oh, it's so stupid, how
they don't let us do this. No, no, no, there's
always a reason how these things happen. Everything has a consequence.
It almost no cases with a conspiracy, uh, except for
what we brought up earlier, or yes, that was correct.

(32:11):
The first BAC was nineteen thirty eight point oh, that's.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
That's almost generous.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
It was down to the in the eighties and nineties,
the dropped it down to a point one.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Oh, and yeah, that's why we can't have nice.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
And then it was in the year two thousand it
was the federal highway funding where they fed said we're
not going to give you any money unless you drop
it to point oh eight and that's when nationally I'll.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Pull That was in two thousand.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Yep, damn that like just so weird.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Really yeah, or get in Utah was point o eight
in the eighties, but everyone blew down to point o
eights in the year two thousand. What's a belief? What's
a belief that you have that most people disagree with,
Gina grad.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Not every hobby needs to be monetized. You could just
do something for the love of the game. I'm so
sick of everyone being like I got kind of good
at that. I think if we endroyed. Sylvie's like, no,
just shut up, just enjoy it, just give it as
a gift or work on whatever your craft is. But
you don't need to like suddenly try to be an
influencer in that space. Shut up and well, no, she
is a real Etsy shop, but when people are a

(33:06):
real one, yeah, hers is good.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
I'm also not pimping it all the time. It's not
like like I made it.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
It's there.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
And also like I make crappy scarves and I give
them away. I'm not trying to sell this stuff. Like,
do just slow your role, have a hobby, stop trying
to make money.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
I would to believe you have. Most people disagree with
h us up on the text over to two two
nine eighty seven. This one says that all relationships are transactional. Sure,
it's sad if you want to do it fact, but
it's true. Animals are as important as people. Yes, agreed,
that's again when you were a kid.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
This wasn't the way dog houses existed for a reason.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I disagree. There is a there's a hierarchy, there's a
natural hierarchy.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
I claim that it's it's actually fundamental to us. But
the problem is we're not having babies anymore, so we're
transferring all that energy into pets.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, ghosting anyone, Ghosting anyone any gender is just straight
up immature.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yeah, the harder you work, the more you work, the
more you'll be given without reward. It's something I notice everywhere. Yeah,
all right, women can say that they prefer tall men
or don't like bald men without anyone questioning them. As
soon as I say I'm not attracted to a best
women though. Classic that's true, the end of it. That
is true. All right, whatever yours is, hit us up

(34:18):
on the text over to two two nine eight seven
more what you showed next? Second show?

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Right back.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
There, Suck.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Suck Show.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Woody grang minutes. Yeah, Gina Grad, phone's open eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, you can text us check in
two two nine eight seven. We are checking in with
Gina Grad. She's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
The Supreme the Court stepped in at the last minute
and temporarily blocked a ruling that would have made it
harder to get the abortion pill, especially by mail. That
lower court decision would have forced people to pick it
up in person and follow stricter rules. But the Supreme
Court put a little pause on that on those changes
for right now. And this all comes from a lawsuit
out of Louisiana challenging how the Food and Drug Administration

(35:20):
allows it to be distributed. So for now, nothing changes.
People can still get the pill the same way as before,
but the court hasn't made a final decision yet, so
that change could be up in the air.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I had a question, Yeah, so the abortion pill, I
don't know what that's that's different than the morning after pill,
right I plan B.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I thought they were the same. But that's why I'm
asking questions at somebody else I heard say the abortion pill.
And then there's the like reproductive health pill or something.
They just changed the.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Verbet Okay, So my question is like, so what exactly
does it do? Because in abortions, I got a pretty
intensely medical procedure this and accomplished the same thing with
just a pill.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Right.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Yeah, this says that can it'll terminate. It can terminate
pregnancies up to ten weeks.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Which is you know, okay, because I'm going to say, like,
who gets that through the mail? That's a strong ass pill.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Yeah, exactly taking a handful of birth control pills, I
would imagine.

Speaker 10 (36:16):
All Right, So the pill is just like a forced
miscarriage essentially.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
So if you take it early enough, depending on where
you are on the pregnancy, that's all you have to
do is take that pill.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Okay, But the Plan B is right after you have sex,
just in case, because that was my other question, literal
morning Oka, that was my other question, like who has
time for mail order?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Whoops? Condon broke or someone dumped one in me and
now it's like, you know, like I got to wait
a couple of days for the mail.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
To get here Amazon Prime.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Do they have them in the first aid kit here
at work? Oh?

Speaker 17 (36:46):
You know what, that's a great thought, min Yeah put
it that request because Plan B.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
Is just over the counter and it just forces you
to get your period right away.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Yeah that's but I didn't. I'm like, Greg, like Plan
B and then whatever this is, is that the same thing?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
It sounds like they're two different things, right, Greg, Like,
so the morning after pill is emergency contraception. It prevents pregnancy.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Within How much time can you take that?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Well?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Three days? Yeah, I mean you've got to take it.
Two to three days even seems.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Long, and it's not an abortion pill does not work
if pregnancy has already occurred, right, or if the.

Speaker 17 (37:18):
Girl's ovulating, then there's really no point in taking it either.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
But the Plan B you could take within two to
three days.

Speaker 17 (37:24):
How long is yes, but you're supposed to take it
the ase app quicker the better.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
It kind of sounds the same, but it does.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Doesn't that sound like a long time?

Speaker 15 (37:32):
Now?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Two to three days? Yeah, from from time of spill to.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
Days Morgan, let me man explain it to your So
the stronger one can you can take it up to
ten weeks? The ten weeks Yeah, that's the abortion pill. Yeah, right,
the stronger one, and then the Plan B you have
to take within three days.

Speaker 17 (37:51):
Simple, thank you doctor. Menis yes, we just went over all.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
That all right.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Hold On, Son is saying, yeah, is that it's kind
of the same thing. One is regular strength, the other
one's extra strength. It's the same active ingredients that I
don't know. Let me tell you it's done. Well, No,
that's my question. It's an honest question. Like, so it's
the same. It's the same medication basically, but stronger.

Speaker 17 (38:16):
I don't know if it's the same. But what Plan
B does.

Speaker 11 (38:19):
The intention of it is to force you to have
your period because sperm can live inside of a woman
for X period of time, So you're forced to have
your period so that the sperm cannot implant in the egg.
So it's to prevent pregnancy before it happens.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
You get all these reproductive questions wrong. You seem to
know a lot about that.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
I went to college.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
We need to know.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
And they are not the same pill at all.

Speaker 10 (38:43):
Right, So plan will work if you are already pregnant, right, the.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Outcome is different. The abortion pill is when you're pregnant,
it's the abortion. The other one will present the pregnant.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Let me explain it to you.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Explanation from you birth control.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
That's you've already led me astray once. I'm trying to understand.

Speaker 17 (39:02):
I don't get how y'all aren't getting. Yeah, it's pretty simple.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
I think they're getting. Now you get it, Okay, Now,
how did I lead this whole time?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Because you said it was the same thing. It's not
the same thing.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
No, you said that. Now we were just questioning. They
sounded very similar.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
And now we understand because I've heard plan b arning
after abortion pill, so I wanted to know what the
difference was.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Let the record show you don't learn by belittling. You
ask questions and then at the end you say.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Now we get get you.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
Yes.

Speaker 18 (39:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
By the way, from the reminder, this weekend's Mother's Day,
speaking of nuts, which I was just right myself.

Speaker 17 (39:37):
Don't forget the girls that aren't women, mothers that.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
The girls aren't yet women. All right, Well, yesterday around
three thirty security Secret Service officers rather near the National
Mall in DC spotted this dude who looked like he
had a gun, and when they approached him, he ran.
Then he turned and he shot at the officers. During
the chase, agent shot back at him. He was taken
to the hospital and sadly this young bystander also injured,

(40:02):
but not seriously, which is great.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
So apparently apparently they have this you know, like technology
with the surveillance cameras and stuff like when you put
your bag on the belt at the airport and it
brings up different images, you know, shapes and things get recognized.
That's how they figured that this guy had a gun,
so it was.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
The shape of a gun.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
So the plane clothes shaped. Yeah, the plane closed. Secret
Service people went up to him to approach him, and
that's what slick, right.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
And when he started shooting, I think he hit a kid.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yeah, that was the young bystander. Oh yeah, okay, Well,
the White House was locked down for a little bit,
even though this happened outside the main area, and officials
say that Vice President JD. Vance, his motor kid had
just passed by, but there was no indication that was
a target. We still don't know why this happened, so
of course they're investigating that. And the Thermis company is
voluntarily recalling more than eight million jars and bottles. And

(40:53):
by the way, Thermis is one of those words that
I thought meant thermis. I did not know that was
the brand name a band aid, kleenex exactly, according to
the recalled yeah, xerox exactly. I'm trying to think of others,
but those are the good ones.

Speaker 9 (41:08):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
If food or drink are left in the container for
a long period of time, the top can quote forcefully
eject when open. All the containers that are being recalled
are each missing this little pressure relief valve in the
center of the stopper. Some of the stoppers have been
shooting out like rockets and have already caused permanent vision
loss to three people. They've d twenty four others. Yeah,

(41:30):
so Thermist is asking anyone with a bad container to
send them in for a replacement. But I guess you
wouldn't know until you had an eye put out, right, Yeah,
so be careful one exactly. Yeah, petroleum jelly.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Right, So what would a thermist be like just a
beverage container, a.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Temperature controlled container. That's a good question because I have
an icy one here in a hot hole here. Well,
a viral TikTok trend, and I'm so worried about our
kids specifically, would this trend involving that stupid squishy toy,
the needo, has led uh some kids to getting really
really bad burns. So this challenge is for kids to
freeze microwave. Yeah, challenge, challenge to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
It's not difficult to put anything in the microwave, exactly,
it's not a challenge.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Challenge, accept we challenge you. So when it's heated, it
gets all extra squishy. But also it can overheat, explode,
splatter like hot, gooey stuff all over your skin, cause
serious injuries. In one case, a kid was badly burned.
Of course, so the toy makers have already warned people
not to freeze it or heat it. But these damn kids, man,

(42:37):
they don't listen. They watch YouTube. And finally it's officially
the end of an era. You guys, jeeves asked Jeeves
ass dot com quietly shut down over the weekend. I know,
did we even know that? As Jeeves was.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Still happenings ago?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Right?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
What about web crawler web crawler? I remember, we do
remember I remember that? Yeah, oh my god, before Google
and you'd go like on web crawler.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah, no, oh do you remember bing?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I remember being thing was a thing was way after
web crawler. Web crawler was like, you know, kind of
mid to late nineties.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Oh I'm still forced to use being because of our
work computers. Oh my god, it's like the default. Yeah
really well, I said.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
It to Google its owners over at Interactive course save that.
After twenty five years of answering questions, they officially closed
down the site and continue to quote sharpen their focus.
So I wonder where they're pivoting to They launched back
in ninety seven, one year before Google, by the way,
and was the world's first giant search engine. Jeeves also
came with natural language processing and had personality filled voice

(43:42):
and branding, which was something that was way ahead of
its time in the the nineties. People all over say
that the site closing feels like the true end of
an era. But I'm I'm just shocked that it was
still around. I literally did not know it's it was blown.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Away when it was first a thing.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah, and then a little butler guy.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
The little Butler Guy. They had a great ad campaign
where they're showing people using it, and they were asking Jeeves,
why don't I ever see baby pigeons? And I thought,
how would a computer? It was mind blowing. I here's
some other ones.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Band Aid, not a band aid, it's an adhesive bandage,
Q tip, chapstick, vel Crow, Oh, not what it is.
It's a hook and loop fastener. But vel Crow is
just like the brand name Photoshop. Yeah, you know Google,

(44:33):
speaking speaking of which Google it, yeah, power, PowerPoint, Jello,
you know it's not. Yeah, Tupperware, that's another one.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Brand Plastic that's a company.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
It's not what it is.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Yeah, thermous thermos thermos so it's not really a thermos.

Speaker 9 (44:52):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Well that's what's going on with.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Thank you very much. Tina Grant got it. So educational,
always learning stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
What about frizz would that be one?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Oh good question? Yeah, flying disc or.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Flying disc probably.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Coming up later on today. Minute is gonna be at
the Taco Bell in Ontario? Well, I'm sure it's a
Taco Bell in Ontario. This is this is a new one.
It's on Ontario Mills Parkway. Yes, n it's awesome. So
it's one hour only, So if you're in Ontario or
in the area and you can make it out there
between two and three o'clock this afternoon, it's your chance

(45:29):
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It's this afternoon, two to three pm at the new
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address and more information on the events tab of our website,

(45:50):
just go to the Woody show dot com.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Show.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
So Greg was asking should he have called Homeland Security
on that SUV that he saw, right.

Speaker 9 (46:03):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Sea Bass is constantly calling the authorities, and now Gina's
got a question do uh along the same along the
same lines, Yeah, do you do you call?

Speaker 9 (46:15):
Or when?

Speaker 4 (46:16):
When do you call? Yeah? Yeah? And so you guys
can help us out with this. It throws I'm surrounded
by a ton of narcs.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Well, this was actually an this was emailed to me
and I really want to see what you guys think
about this. So this is the holy email, says Hey Gina.
I'll first out by saying that I'm a longtime listener,
never missed the show. Love you all, Thank you for
being a part of my day. Okay, anyway, I'm guessing
that no one's ever asked you this before, but because
you watch so much true crime, I wanted to get
your advice on something. I want to know, what are

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the circumstances where you report a neighbor who might be
a murderer?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Might be might be?

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Now listen, now, listen to the science. I know this
is a risky thing to do, but when I moved in,
I was really close to this older couple next door.
But over the past few months, I've only seen the husband.
Every time I ask where the wife is, he has
a new excuse, like she's out of town or she's
too sick to come to the door. And I should
add that he hasn't invited me into the house in
at least two months, and I used to go in

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all the time. I really feel like I should let.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
The cops know.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
The couple is in their mid sixties and they've always
been really nice. But aren't those the one who end
up being murderers. People are really nice and sort of
keep to themselves. Any advice you have would be really helpful.
I don't want to overreact, but this is really starting
to freak me out.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
You know that guy that'd be like Brad Dunn. He's
the reliant fitness guy. Oh he does like the gay
stuff Fridays.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, like yo gay.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Okay, well yeah he had one. If you've called nine
to one one for anything other than a medical emergency, gay.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
People who just.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Can't wait to call the cops for everything, Yeah, there's
making noise calling the cops.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Yeah that's it.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
They want the glory of I found a murderer, But
I guarantee you what the issue is here. Is Yeah,
there's something wrong with the lady, like medical wise and
all people like they kind of don't talk about that stuff.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
But sometimes she says she's out of town.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah, because she just wants you to go away mind
your business. Yeah, okay, So I don't think it's a
glory thing. Oh I want glory. It's like I don't
think reaching you know.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Yeah, I mean if if my opinion is, I wouldn't
call the cops. If you're if this keeps going on
and it's freaking out, you could do it. Anonymous welfare check.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
I think people are watching too much this true crime
craw maybe yeah, and now they think everything is like
this does sound like a movie, you know, like I
got these neighbors and.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
They used to be so friendly.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Yeah, no, I only see one.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Where's Linda? You know it might be Linda's.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Probably not doing well and she just doesn't want people around.

Speaker 11 (48:46):
Yeah, this person wouldn't have gone into the house again
because she's in there sick, So why would you want visitors?

Speaker 17 (48:50):
That makes sense to me.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
But also we're making up a story about what possibly
could be, whether she's been murdered, whether she's sick or whatever.
That's what she wants to know about you. Stay in
your house, do your thing. If you see people on
the way to the mailbox, you're taking the trash cans out. Hey,
what's up, Linda? How you doing?

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Like?

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Wave to them? Otherwise mind your business.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I have like a legit piece of advice. There's a
weird sess. Maybe just say when you see the husband,
because she still sees the husband not the wife. This
mysteriously missing.

Speaker 9 (49:16):
What right?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Next time you see the husband getting the mail or outside,
just say to him, Hey, I spoke to your wife
a while back, and I have to ask her a
follow up question. Or I saw this TV show that
I know she would love. I don't have her phone number.
Let me call her. Can you give me her phone number?
And then see if she answers?

Speaker 5 (49:33):
And then what if the answer from is just ask
me and I'll ask her.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Then good question. Just ask me and I'll ask her.
And then you say, look, Roger, why are you being
so cagey?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I want to see this body.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Also, maybe it's you. Maybe you did something and now
they don't want to associate with you anymore. Oh like
maybe this emailer, Yeah, maybe rubbed them the wrong way.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Yeah, the woman just doesn't come out of her house anymore.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Yeah, she doesn't want to see you.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Oh maybe, Yeah, I don't know. I'd say if you're
super super worried, you could do a wellness check. But also, yeah,
mind your business.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Just because people just because people keep to themselves or
you haven't seen them, or like you know, hearing weird
noises in the middle of the night, you see him
digging in, digging in the back, like those.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Are okay, but can you at least acknowledge that that's weird?
Like suddenly you just don't see her anymore.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Uh No, Because there's neighbors that we're friends with that
live across the street. Hal and Sarah very nice people.
I can't tell you the last time I saw them
even coming or going. But we're on different schedules obviously,
But you know, I don't think that they're dead or
have been murdered. You know, there's people sometimes you go
through like those stretches where even like a friend, like

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you see a friend for you know, on a regular
and then all of a sudden you go through that
stretch where it's like, man, was the last time we
hung out.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
It's that's true. The excuses that change are like a
lot of people do, think a wellness check is probably
the way to go.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I have neighbors as well. I socialize with them, but
I haven't seen the wife in years.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Oh really couldn't.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
I could be standing next to her at the grocery
store and not know it's her. That's how I've forgotten
what she loves ABO. But I don't think she's so
why can't you say that to the husband. You see
the husband going, oh, hey, how's ginaw she done?

Speaker 9 (51:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
True, I haven't seen her in a minute. How's she done?

Speaker 5 (51:24):
But Andy would be like, oh, she broke her face.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
You don't need the cops coming in to ask that question.

Speaker 9 (51:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
I think the reason why she's why she's concerned is
because it sounds like one of them is. The excuse
always changes and she isn't allowed in the house anymore.
But like Sammy said, if I was sick, I wouldn't
want people in the house.

Speaker 10 (51:39):
Either, right.

Speaker 11 (51:40):
And I think that a welfare check is only really
necessary on people who live alone, or if there was
a situation where like this woman's not showing up to
work or somewhere daily, they'll call. I don't think this
is a neighbor responsibility because you could just be missing them.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Oh somebody else suggested what if she left him? And
he's like embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
That she like legit died, and he doesn't want to say, yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Well, good luck to you, honey. I still think just
doing a quick little welfare check might make you feel better.
But other than that, I don't think there's anything you're
gonna be able to do.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
I don't think there's any reason to escalate. Yeah, you know,
because what if she's there, everything's fine? You look nuts.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Yeah, also, and you also look.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
More nosy, and if you really do like these people now,
it's like, oh, that's kind of weird. Watch you up
in my business.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Talk to the other neighbors, like, have you seen anything?
Or is that going to start too much gossip?

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Yeah, hot goss.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
That actual thing did happen across the street and one
house down for me, I see the husband all the time,
and I finally saw him and I said, I haven't
seen your wife in ages, and he said, yeah, she
left me.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
It does happen, Yeah, it does happen. Good times. My
wife gets way too concerned about the other people in
the neighborhood. Like, she gets mad when you know people
don't wave people we don't even know, but like you're
driving down the street toward the house, like even before
you've turned onto your street, and someone's like walking with
the dog and you're driving by and you wave, they
don't wave back.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
Like she gets mad, like yeah, why, I mean that
is weird that people don't wave back. But I wouldn't
get upset by it. I'm like, oh, what a weirdo.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
I only I don't think twice about it. I don't know.
I'm probably the weird one. I guess I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I side with your wife on that. If you're gonna
give a neighborly wave and they don't wave back, just.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
I don't but just let people let people do.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
You don't know that person. I wouldn't let it ruin
my day.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
I mean, yeah, I want to ruin my day. They
would be on my list. I'm like, okay, so the
day your mental list.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Don't wave in that again.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah right, not gonna mess with that person. She just
takes it too personally. I think, yeah, like yeah, it's
like they're going about their day, they're walking their dog.
They didn't wave back to you, random stranger driving behind
a car.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, who cares you are?

Speaker 19 (53:46):
They might not notice a lot of times I don't
process till the person has already passed.

Speaker 9 (53:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
If you're like you have your head.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Morgan, I love you. Sorry, I couldn't know I was
texting guys wave instantly.

Speaker 17 (53:57):
No, I don't.

Speaker 19 (53:57):
If I'm walking the dog looking at whatever and someone
drives past the waves, I might not realize it until
they've already passed me.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Oh, I thought that was kind of just an instant.
Wait a minute, I think that guy five minutes.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Ago waves Why was he shaking his hand?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
He must have been drawing it off.

Speaker 9 (54:17):
All right.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Well, somebody suggested that maybe she's healing from plastic surgery. Yes,
more storylines, Yeah exactly, he's fans.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Failures. Well, there's a good chance to start that novel. Yeah, right, exactly,
Like all these stories you're making about this neighbor. What
could possibly have happened? Just start writing it all down,
Maybe a little blossom into something productive as opposed to
you know, she.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Could do what Shilah buff did in that movie. She
could set up cameras and microphones and just monitor the place.
What movie Suburbia or something not Suburbia, but.

Speaker 17 (54:55):
I remember the movie, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Right, because he thought that the neighbor was a murderer.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
He came out of I'll go yeah, all right, set
up an entire I didn't say, but a police officer
gave some advice. He says, just don't overly communicate with
your neighbors. It's not a good idea. So what would
you do? We're asking the audience. We've thoroughly flushed out
what we would do here, each individually in the room. Uh,

(55:22):
what would in that situation? What would you do? We'll
write back, Well, once we have a you know, some feedback. Yeah,
and then we'll write back to this person to help
them out.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Please.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah. Wellness checks. We've seen people say that, like call
the police, tell them there's a rotten smell coming from
the house. Says why would a man let a woman
in the house and the wife isn't there. I'll hear you.
Waving is distracting when you're driving a deadly vehicle. I
hate when people distract me when I'm focusing on something dangerous.
You know you, Yeah, I'm going to err on the

(55:53):
side of caution.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
You could be waving to Morgan and then instead just.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
As we were talking about that whole, like Plan B.
What's the different between Plan B and then.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
This abortion pill.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Yeah, it's not called the abortion pill.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Like nif step for a stone.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Are you six?

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Okay, I've heard that. Yeah, yeah, I've heard.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
I've heard that before, Honorious.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
This is this is a weird story.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
This pair of twins. They're in the news born from
different dads. They're twins, but different dads. So how can
they be twins technically, because isn't it like like it
gets fertilized then splits.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, that's what I know.

Speaker 11 (56:38):
That's only identical twins for eternal twins is when there
are two eggs that month inside the woman.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Yeah, now, Sammy coming in, Like, that's how you.

Speaker 10 (56:49):
Can end up with a boy twin and a girl
twins because they're fraternal.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
They're from the same dad.

Speaker 7 (56:53):
Though, are we dealing with women with two utes? Because
that's happened before. They're now forty five years old. I'll
just read through the article here.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
But just four years ago they had no idea they
had separate dads. They took a DNA test with a
genealogy firm, and those test results said that they were
definitely twins, grew together in the same womb, were born
from the same mom and delivered with immense of each other,
but somehow they were each fathered by somebody different.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
What a.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
Yeah, Okay, So that's because she had sex with two
guys within a short period of time, and so she
had two eggs that month, as you would with the
fraternal twins, and sperm went into one fertilized it. She
had sex with another guy and the sperm went into
the other egg that she had that month and fertilized
that one as well.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
God officials say that it's never happened before in the
recorded history there in the UK, but it does happen
in extremely rare cases.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Yeah, they said, like twenty cases worldwide.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
It requires the string of perfect events to happen, and
there are nearly there were only twenty cases of this
that have been documented worldwide. Experts say that with the
rise of these, you know, the the ancestry DNA stuff,
that it's a it's a very strong possibility that more
of these cases could come to light. We just didn't
know in the next few years.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Wow, that's crazy. That's like the worst riddle like, okay,
we're twins, we have different us.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Well, that's so strange.

Speaker 11 (58:20):
The main question is is they're like, Okay, well she
just roped someone into thinking he was the father.

Speaker 10 (58:25):
She was having sex with someone else.

Speaker 11 (58:26):
So was she married and cheating or was she just
someone who was having sex with multiple people and then
picked the one she wanted to be the father because
they clearly never had tests done.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I'd rather have a twin with a separate dad than
have one of those twins that's like growing on you.
You have teeth, like random hair popping out of you.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
You absorbed him.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
We mentioned before, it's it's weird to me when people
are identical twins. They insist on dressing the same. Yeah,
they like, we get it. Usually adults.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
There's like convention where they do.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Guys get it twins, Yeah, getting. And then there are
identical twins who I think look nothing alike. There's this
one show on h G t V called Unsellable Houses
where these women like revamp houses in the Seattle area
and then they put them on the market. I didn't
even know they were sisters, and they're twin sisters, identical twins,

(59:29):
and they look I'm like, yeah, hold on, I thought
they were best friends and then yeah, I've seen I
was talking to my sister, I said, wait, they're sisters. No,
they're identical twin sisters.

Speaker 9 (59:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (59:42):
And you know what else is weird? Mary, Kate and
Ashley are fraternal twins. They are not identical.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Mind crazy.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Now, how any of you ever wished you had an
identical twins?

Speaker 15 (59:54):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
I would not want that, meaning I have enough issues,
like I don't want to be compared to when it
looks exactly like me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I had a very weird jealousy growing up of anybody
who was an identical twin. Really just like a friend,
like a built in friend. They all had. They were
like best friends with their twin brother.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Isn't that a sibling? No, you're literally you're the same,
the same graide, you're doing the same stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I think it would be like a built in best friend.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
I think it'd be a weird thing where nobody could
tell you apart, like, you know, so do I exist?
Because this person keeps calling me by the other name.
They don't even know, like who I am, Like I
am a separate person than this person, which is maybe
why they lean in the hole like they make it
just their identity. Well, and that's the other thing, it's
their whole idea. When you're an identical twin, like some
of these people, like the ones addressed the same, they
do all the same crap, they marry another set of

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that's you know, it's like they make it their entire identity.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Yeah, but I think that's why when you're in the
rebellious stage. Like there were twins in our high school
that one was like preppy cheerleader, like the whole thing,
and the other one was super goth and always were black.
And I think that was just at least the gothschick's
way of separating herself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Be true, we had these twins. One became the head cheerleader,
she was a good girl. The other one mega druggy. Yeah, rebellious.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Well, I wonder what the conversation was like with the mom. Yeah,
like these twins, so him, uh, here's which one is
my dad?

Speaker 18 (01:01:23):
You're a whore?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Forty four text us over to two two nine eight
seven more Woody shows.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Next right back.

Speaker 17 (01:01:38):
I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to
a foot creek.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Are you got paid?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
And now you consider selling other wars.

Speaker 17 (01:01:53):
Sammy, No, I'm just serious.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
What you.

Speaker 18 (01:01:56):
Shoe?

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Have you ever been this drunk?

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
I know, Greg guys forty one year old guy in Florida.
He was having a good time. Multiple reports please recalled
guy drunk out of his mind, ripping off his clothes,
banging on plywood, and laying down in the middle of
the parking lot fun after he tried running in front
of some moving cars. The cops then stopped him and
they arrested him. They asked he asked for his phone

(01:02:24):
call so he can get a family member to come
help him out. The cops agree to that, So the
guy pulled off his shoe and started talking into it
like so yeah, they haled me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
He was slightly confused. YEA, yeah, I'd been that drunk. Yeah,
not off the closed thing though.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Not least until he gets back to the hotel room.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Although one time I did on a rooftop pool, end
up in the pool and I don't remember how I
got out of the pool or backs to the room
and how I got dressed. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, Mario, sure, sure,
not embarrassing at all. No, We've had got many clips
of Greg just being mega trashed. Oh no, that's a

(01:03:04):
that's classic audio.

Speaker 18 (01:03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
In fact, you go to any what do you Show event,
chances are Greg Greg has now changed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Yeah, Greg has now gotten out of his way to
control himself and did not really let loose.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
At a recent one that we all went to at
a brewery, I had half a beer the entire time time.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
I had more than you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Because I'm mortified about how I've acted it previously. Everyone loves.
But that's what people are there to see. The crowd
was there for that, Okay, right, drunk Greg. I think
they're looking to get Greg as what we call because
when Greg drinks those of you new to the show, yeah,
he goes straight. He starts getting really interested in boobs. Yeah,

(01:03:51):
straight and crop. Yeah, like inappropriate, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
So we would have like chicks show up to our
events and they would say straight up to me like
I'm looking to get Gregg. Wow, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Don't want to dream that is Greg from a lot
of dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Yeah, I know, just tell him you're gay, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
See anything you want equals safe.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Yeah, we just need to peer pressure him. But drugs
are fun.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
They are fun. It is funny.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
If we don't have to drive somewhere, then I'm more
likely to do it. It depends. Some people are fun.
Other people, the combative people, I don't find them. A
lot of people cry God, yeah, I'll leave you where
you're standing out in my car. I'm not going to
stand around and talk to you when you're crying or
you're just being angry.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I don't get those people that will like stand for that.
I was like, I'll ghost you bye. Well, if you're
if it's a friend, family member, you're kind of stuck
with them. You came with them, you're stuck with them.
But I think if you're hanging out.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
In the group, you're not stuck with you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
There. Yeah, that's true. Menster straight up left his wife. Yeah,
there you go. Yeah, when she's uh. That's how she
got the nicknames Spicy Nacho. Her name's Jessica, but she
got the nickname spicy Nacho because when she starts drinking,
she gets spicy and she gets like a little combative
and she starts talking smack, and I don't need to
be there. Straight up, you're an adult. Yeah, here's a

(01:05:15):
fun drunk.

Speaker 9 (01:05:16):
Well, I was behind the bus.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
This is the woman. She was on the news talking
to the news after she hit a school bus and
she was a little drunk.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
Well, I was behind the bus and I accidentally hit
the Instead of hitting the break, I hit the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 17 (01:05:53):
Yeah, Now that's why you drive with two feet people,
because you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Don't get to mix up. Oh my god, and I
mean god bless them for allowing her to get that
one sentence out in ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
I think we got it there. This is well the
gold you get those people, then they're gonna go viral.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
He has the news.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
You're just like, oh, she's talking to us.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
This is the best.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Should we get you something for the store, like a viral?
This is here's another one being guys on the news.
Random drunk dude just walks on up to the TV
news reporter. It's a show any pig attitude.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
You're gonna do something because you work at Arsenal and
you gotta Mercedes bands.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
You ain't gonna walk every day, so you're gonna get out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
And that as.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Everybody. Yeah, that guy got remixed a lot. Oh yeah,
that guy with the classic another guy for seemed well
some Yeah, there was a person's a neighbor's house that
was on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Oh, and he saved the day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
At least it was his house. It was his house. Yeah,
lying through through the wall and I said, look at
the house is on fire.

Speaker 18 (01:07:13):
Forget I knew it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Had a few beers. Is that because of the trying
to forget the fire?

Speaker 18 (01:07:25):
I lived here my whole freaking life. I lived here
almost my whole life, buddy, And you know I have
some bad things to say about those people.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Next door, Toss. Do you think you're lucky to be
alive today?

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
No, because I'm freaking smart.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Yeah, you sure was anyone else expecting him at the
beginning to say suffering scotash like furf the criers like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
How do you not wake up the next day? And
to be super depressed on how you act it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Because you probably forgot if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Oh God now has lived their entire lives, every living
person so far. Yeah, he had a very poignant.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 15 (01:08:20):
If I had one wish for you, it would be
stop saying that's what I've been saying. When you think
that changed the name to meta because of the metaverse,
and you go, oh, that what I've been saying, that's
what mother, Mark, the whole world has been saying. You're like, oh,

(01:08:45):
when it comes to sucks by low so high, No
you mother, that's what everybody's been.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Saying, saying that person right there in that clip, very
angry and mean, but valid point.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
I never said anything about the med verse or in
the Bible. Cell high thing is just a you know,
being sarcastic. Here's Greg, get another meetup that we had too. Okay, now,
on a scale one to ten, how turned up? Do
you think you are?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Like a fourteen?

Speaker 20 (01:09:17):
Any any thoughts that you'd like to share with anybody
that you wouldn't normally sober that I wouldn't normally share. Yes,
I don't give a. I don't give a. I don't
I don't give You.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Can make a song out of that. They should make
a song. Yeah, somebody did make a song out of that. Actually,
we're here with great Gorg good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:09:37):
Woulding any thoughts that would like to share with anybody
that you wouldn't normally sober that I wouldn't normally share.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I don't give a.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I don't give a. I don't I don't I don't
give a. I don't give a. I don't give a
I don't, I don't. I don't give how many drinks
have you had this? Even like four hundred and seventy two,
four hundred and seven. I don't give him. I don't

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give him.

Speaker 18 (01:10:05):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
I don't give him. I don't give him. I don't
give them.

Speaker 21 (01:10:10):
Song originally Menace, big shot, big shot, Yeah, penis eleven,
what a drunken.

Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
Leg so fun?

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
It sounds super fun. I'm so sorry I missed it,
but you seem genuinely disturbed by it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
It's so embarrassing. The weird thing about that night is
I would normally be blacked out. I'm not gonna lie,
and I wouldn't have remembered it, but I remember it
like it was yesterday. Woody and I were in the
bathroom and we were using the urinal and I was
using my head against the wall to stand up. My
head up against the wall, and then this particular bar

(01:10:51):
was below ground level. It was based like a basement bar,
and I would still be there today, had would he not. Essentially,
he didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Carry me up the stairs, but I kind of did,
like a fireman's like, what do you call that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
A fire like? I like, yeah, out physical building.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
I got him, I got him out of the building,
help him up the stairs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
And then there was another time I got super wasted
and wood he came to the rescue because I was
hosting that barbecue and I forgot to barbecue anything and
everybody would have starved his death. But what he did,
all the grilling, all day long.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Guy was frash party was too good.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Before we before we wrap up this whole thing about
fun drunks, Now I got Medic's favorite clip of all time,
Menas loves this guy. This guy was drunk. He's talking
to the cops. The cops are questioning him.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Were required to take chemical or physical breadst Hey my
nuts did?

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Menace loves Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
This guy is awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Yeah, he's like hey man, because he's handcuffed, got jockey.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
It's going above and beyond the job description.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
He's handcuffed and his nuts are dropping him at.

Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
The itch.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
If you refuse to take chemicalspect from.

Speaker 18 (01:12:07):
Going no, no, I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Do you understand, your driving privileges will be suspended for
one year for a first refusal.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
In eighteen months if you have previously refused. Additionally, yours
that they fun are you now?

Speaker 7 (01:12:29):
Are you going to submit the testing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
No, okay, okay, you do your commentating as we're not
going to dress for that. No, we're not going to
do that physic can what about me?

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Can I?

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
You're not gonna do it for me?

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
Can I do?

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
What do you say? That would be torture jockey man? Yeah,
all your handcuff and you can't reach down there? The
show are menace? You ready? Yes? Always? Okay, So these
are the toughest words to pronounce. Okay, I this this
could just this could just be fun. Words are my forte?

(01:13:10):
Words are not his forte.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Although, and I'm not even being remotely sarcastic, it seems
like lately, and by lately I mean the last couple
of weeks, it seems like you have a bigger interest
in vocabulary. If you were using some words, what did
you use the Oh, you use the word elusive like
NaN's just said elusive hyperbole, and then you were looking

(01:13:32):
for other ways to say elusive. And then an hour
later you said, oh, it's my white whale, And I
was like, look at you being all into vocabulary.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Well, it was just I don't know. I was like,
I know, there's another word for this. Yeah, I'm menas.
I'm gonna show you a word and then you pronounce it. Okay,
all right, it's I got my almost like flash card
style here, okay, ready, I meant it's the first word.
And then if you're listening, I know you can't see
the word, but let's see if we can. Is it
croissant crouissant? But that's not the proper pronunciation.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
Croissant, croissant croissant, that's the that's the proper pronunciation.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Some croissant. All right, close enough, I want a ham
and cheese croissant again. Again, these are the toughest word
to put down, so not just for menace, but in
general for people. This according to Google, by the way,
they know a thing or two. All right, what about
this one menace?

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Because I've had to read a lot of commercials that say,
and it's very popular.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Schedule.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Wow, these are easy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Or if you're British, what is it schedule?

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Here's another one?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Uh noise.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
From Greg because he corrects everybody. You know it's Porsche
al right, next one. Ready, Yes, this is one of
the toughest words to pronounce for most people.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Well, I like that word.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Greer, greer, greer, uh g E n R E. For
those of you listening at home generaly genery, Uh do you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Want to hint? Yes, like, oh, what kind of this
movie is in?

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
What genre?

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Damn?

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
All right, got it? Genre?

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Genre?

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Genre? General career? How this way? Uh? Gyroscope? Gyroscope? Alright, menace,
you're killing it today? Man? All right, now, this one,
I know is tough for a lot of people. Are
your people? They can't even get tongue tied? All right,

(01:15:52):
it's a sauce. What's your sire's sure?

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
I think that's acceptables?

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Worcester sure? Worcester sure? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
That's I gave you the legit proper punc how yeah,
Worcester sure, Worcester sure?

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Like w u H s t u H s h
R kidding Worcester.

Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
Right, exactly? Yeah, the county.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
What's to s t u H? What's to sure?

Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
S h R?

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
It's very that's that's the Morgan Worcestershire. So you don't
say the R. You don't say Worcestershire.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Worcester'ster? Sure? How often you even use Worcestershire sauce?

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Not very often on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Steak, Like when you're braising something.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Yeah, I use it. I don't know. I'm salad rarely
ever use it. Is that what they used for? Like
French dip right nip? That's if you dip the sandwich
just and straight. Oh my god, that would be awful.
Like if you're making a pot roast, you put some
Worcester sure in there. Oh you know when you go
to the melting pot menace and they bring out the
cheese and they're melting the cheese, They'll put some garlic

(01:17:11):
in there. They'll put like some lagger beer, a little Worcester.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
The last time I went to the melting pot I
think was with you? Really and when did our friends
get married? A billion years ago at this point?

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Yeah, I think that was the after party from Worcester shear.
She No, we're all wrong that that's incorrect according to Google.
Now this is I'm on dictionary dot com for Worcester
shear for this to shear.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
One of your favorite things has wor in it, which
is bloody Mary's.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Oh, that's right, you put a little bash of that
in there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Let's say this.

Speaker 17 (01:17:49):
One doing it's definitely Worcestershire, definitely where I'm from.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
It is where where you're from?

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
All right, minutes next one, Yes, top his words to
pronounce on the average for people entrepreneur alright, good, nice?
How about this one Massachusetts? All right again, I don't
think these A lot of these are going to be
difficult for menace, but these are just for people in general. Yeah,

(01:18:20):
we do have a menace word of the day coming out.
I'm sure, I guarantee you. All right. What about this one?
Uh uh, hierarchy? Wow, this list.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
Alternate universe is homework? What is going?

Speaker 9 (01:18:41):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:18:41):
Is this Mandela effect type stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
It's weird. I went into a different dimension. It's good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Is there a word that you guys mispronounced and you
just struggle with? For me, it's Saturday night, like Saturday
night from New York. It's Saturday night, Saturday, Saturday night,
trip over, Saturday, Saturday night, today night. Well, no, jewelry.
Oh yeah, that's your word.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
I'll say jewelry, jew jewelry, jewelry. It just naturally comes
out for me that way. Jewelry. It's a jewelry store. Jewelry, yeah, yeah,
for sure. Instead of jewelry, it says jewelry. Well, apparently
I'm the only one who says it the way that
I say.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Oh, that's really pretty jewelry.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
I think you also say fictitional.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
That's like you saying like a kana, Oh yeah, on
a kana, like Greg say that, But that's the fictitional.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
You added syllable instead of fictional, right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
I know, but I'm saying, it's just like a it's
like pronunciation. I was doing, like, yeah, one of one
of those your own language kind of got things. I
was doing some stuff with air tasker, and I was
having the like the hardest time saying tass what tasks?

(01:19:56):
If you have one thing to do, that's a task.
If you have multiple things to do, tasks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Yeah, kind of like texts.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
In college, for like a speech class, we had to
memorize this long tongue twister is when does the wristwatch
strap shop shut, red leather, yellow leather, rubber baby buggy bumpers,
the six six cheeks, six cheeks, sick acts, facts lists,
the leaf police dismiss at us what. I don't know,
I don't know why that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
Runs.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Yeah, exactly. It was the first speech class.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Well, you must have gotten a probably pretty good. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:20:32):
I have trouble saying the word important important important.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
It's important.

Speaker 10 (01:20:38):
I know it's so extreme.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Both tease, I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Don't know what it is. Oh, and she also say,
like you also say some states wrong too.

Speaker 11 (01:20:46):
Well, yeah, that's more of an accent, like what Oregon.
I say Oregon and I say Nevada.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
A couple of people on the text saying Benjamin like
the name Benjamin in German ben German architecture February. These
are all ones that the people are hitting this up
with residual residual residual residual, sam You'll get a residual
regigualig residual residual Sammy, how do you say this word?

(01:21:19):
I'm going to push this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Right here?

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
What is this off?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
What is the generic term?

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
I got to push this button?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
There you go, but there you go because Bort says buttons,
but you got to push those buttons button.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
My dad says potato like potato with a B. Yeah,
but like no, yeah, I think it's it could be
tied up into the whole Pittsburgh accent thing, probably like Philadelphia.
My sister pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
A lot of people that do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
Once my head hits the pillow, drink some melk.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Milk is a big one.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Milk milk. But sometimes is just fun to say it wrong.
You know, it is fun. It's just a family. It's
like I'm just looking to laugh and have a good time.
It's just fun fun, it'sious good stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:22:13):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Yeah, it's just it's just so fun fun. Whamie says Oregon.
They're like, oh, that's hilarious. Menace used to have a
really hard time with cinnamon. I learned that aluminum aluminum. Yeah, right,
took me along.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
Yeah, what about that where they make beer and beer
in a brewery forever?

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
He's gotten better on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
What do you call it? What do you call half
iced tea and half lemonade?

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Uh? Arnold Palmer.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
That one's so hard to Arnold Palmer.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
The one that I had the hardest time until I
don't know what it was. I think I just kind
of broke it down was caricature. Oh that's character, sure,
Like you know, people draw the head's super huge, but
the body of the cartoon a caricature, characterture, care ricature, caricterture, caricature.

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So I'd like break it down the same way they can.
I remember in school, like very early, you know, elementary
school was like learning how to spell different things together.
And the trick was we went to get her together.
We went to get her together, to get her and yeah,
to this day, if I'm like, I'm like, oh, well

(01:23:26):
that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Yay.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
I's been a lot of help where I'll play back
audio and go, am I saying this right? And they go, no,
you need to say it this way, and then they'll
like break it down and you know, try to pronounce
it this way, and then I'll try it like a
hundred times and they go, Okay, you finally got it right.

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
The most common one of the most common things that
people get wrong menace you do this. They'll say library
as library library, which menace says all the time library library. Yeah,
like there's a blueberry, a strawberry a.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
Librarybody stopped saying correctly library library library, okay, library library.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Yeah. There's some other things that people get wrong to,
like words and phrases that you've been mispronouncing. I mean
there's a thing like oh, take it for granite, right,
you know, which is like like the stone granite, like
you no, it's granted this granted it kind of butchered that, Yeah,
and then we have been menace ward today. Well, we'll
get to that like a legit one. Yeah, you seem
to love it. You're so many words. Yeah, but you're

(01:24:31):
doing great, buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
Them words is the words though, not this list for you.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
So Coe Sports with the Jeff Curse. Yeah, good morning,
Jeff g Good morning.

Speaker 22 (01:24:44):
What's going on with the show. Let's start with our Dodgers.
They put a whooping on the Astros yesterday, eight to
three barrels.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
There's the barrels right.

Speaker 22 (01:24:52):
Fand the Yamamoto six innings, eight strikeout, same two teams
tonight at five to ten, Otani on the mound for
the Dodgers. You can catch all the action on a
five to seventy. LA Sports are on the free iHeartRadio app.
By the way, the Angels lost to the White Sox yesterday,
six nothing, same two teams tonight, keeping it with the

(01:25:14):
Orange County teams. The Ducks lost three to one to
the Golden Knights yesterday, game number two of that series.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
Tomorrow in Vegas.

Speaker 22 (01:25:22):
NBA Playoffs, Lakers open their second round series with the
defending champ thunder Tonight. Tip off is at five thirty.
Lakers are fifteen and a half point underdogs.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Yikes.

Speaker 22 (01:25:31):
Lakers need to play like they did on Friday, good
physical defense.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
They need good games from Ruey and Da to have
a chance. It is not gonna be easy. Woody Show
prayers up to our Lakers. They're gonna need it.

Speaker 22 (01:25:42):
And finally, this morning wood He Show, two of the
most annoying sports media personalities in the world will be
reuniting to yell at each other once again. I'm talking
about Steven A. Smith and Skip Bayless. They're gonna do
a one off show on Friday on ESPN. Both of
these dudes acts have gotten real tired me. All they
do is rage, bait and troll for like, so it's

(01:26:03):
a hard past for me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
And that's your so col sports. Ah, there's Jeff G
the Woodie Show. All right, some words and phrases you've
probably been mispronouncing your testing menace on some of the
more commonly mispronounced words. You did quite well, you did
really well, thank you, and then we'll have a menace
word of the day here in just a minute. Some

(01:26:26):
other words and phrases that people get wrong. People will
say instead of dog eat dog, they say it's a doggy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Dog world, doggy dog snoop dog like.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
Snoop doggie dog. Yeah, that's incorrect, and we're just living
in it, you guys.

Speaker 15 (01:26:41):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Uh, they'll say chester drawers instead of chest of drawers.
I don't know that level of special chest put that
in the Chester draws, don't. I don't know. I mean
named after a chest chest drawers.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
Like a like a chest, like a like a bureau
or something.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Yeah, like picture a piece of nurture menace, right, you
would call it just probably a dresser. Yeah right, But
people will say, oh, it's a Chester drawers. That's pretty stupid.
All right, all right, I talked about the library. People
say that a lot menace is not alone on the
library library Library. All right, so menace. What is the

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thing if I'm sitting in a in a chair and
there's a separate piece of furniture that that is meant
for me to put my feet on, like it's usually
sitting in front of the chair.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
An automan? An ottoman?

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Yeah, people say automant. Yeah, that's the most common way
that people butcher that one. They're not refined. Did you
know that?

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Did you know what it was called?

Speaker 17 (01:27:47):
Okay, all right, I'm getting a new one thanks to Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Alzheimer's. People say old timers, yeah Alzheimer's or Alzheimer's, yeah,
instead of my as well. People say minus well, minus
well yeah yeah me minus well. I mean like I'm
not good, not that bad, right, yeah, that's bad. Hyper

(01:28:14):
Bowl people say that hyper bowl. Yeah, hyperbole spelled yeah,
hyper But like, why would you, like, if you're gonna
say hyper bowl, why would you even use the word?

Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
I thought that was people mispronouncing hyperbolic.

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
Oh you know what I heard for the first time
since maybe the nineties, I heard someone say gyro like onnronically,
I say giro.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
I hear both, and I think that's more of a
common that like, yeah, it's not but people I think
never heard the other way.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
If you're just how it's spelled, yeah, that's what I'm
saying is I think a lot of that went away
just because we have audio. Like remember where it used
to be that there was an argument in my house
whoever it was Mario or Mario because it was printed
and no one ever seen it or heard it. If
you're from New Jersey, this one's tough.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
But like the this is not a common one, but
it's on menus Italian place, the potato pasta. Oh yeahoke yoke,
that's how you're supposed to say. People saynch. It's not nch.

Speaker 9 (01:29:15):
It's like.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Say correctly one more time.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Close, it's close to thenoch one that Greg and I
hate that we see spelled all the time, uh minnesua.
The word is like could have? What is that a
contraction of what?

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Could have have?

Speaker 9 (01:29:35):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
Could have have?

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Could have?

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Could have have? Yeah? Could have is basically short shortened
four could have have, could have? Could have?

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Greg and I crazy man? Could of could I should have?

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
I could of not?

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
I should have I could have.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Of Yeah. And then in junior year in high school,
I had to take chemistry and I would read the
word I never heard it out loud infra red light,
and all through junior era, I thought, I've never heard
of infrared light light and I felt like I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
This was before computer When you get things from other people,
like maybe had an older sibling of this, you know whatever,
you have an older brother menace and they give you
their stuff. Those are hand me downs, hand me downs.
A lot of people say hammy downs, hand me downs.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Kindergarten.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Yeah, albeit all bite, all bite, that's a good word.
I'll bite blah blah blah, like no, no, it's albeit.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Do you hear a lot of people say for all
intensive purposes?

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
Yeah? I mean is this like all intent? And I
have an intent? All intent and you didn't know that.

Speaker 17 (01:30:52):
I would have said that wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Yeah, intense and purposes just like.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Well if anything, it's like, you know, everybody's got something.
You're not alone.

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
Yeah, you just hear it. It's going fast.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
I mean, we all can't be sea basketball can't be perfect.
Sometimes you just like you try to think about the
words that are coming out of your mouth. No, no, never.

Speaker 9 (01:31:12):
The day.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
A degree of difficulty here, Morgan, if you want to
pass that thing next over toward menace o this thing, Yes,
that thing that smells like the pepper and the pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
It's better goods from the market. We do like the
better goods.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
It's been well, it's number one is going to distract him,
but number two it's your reward for when you're done.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
Oh again, you can't just you can't effort. Yeah, you
can't just rush it. Sometimes he gives up because he
gets fresh first for first.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Although we should not help him along the way on
this one, because I think we could be here all day.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Okay, this is a good one, all right. Today's word? Yeah,
all right, So Menace has the ward of the day calendar,
the page from the calendar. It's got the word, it's
got the pronunciation guy as it calls it, it's got
the definitions, and it's used in a sentence in Menace.
What is today's word of the day? Uh, cataclysm? Cataclysm? Okay,

(01:32:14):
that's almost a word. Colonialism, colonialism. That a lot sort
of uh coloquism, caloquism. I'm sure people listening know what
the word is. C O L L O q U
I A L I S M is a colonialsm like colonialism?

(01:32:39):
What what what would that be? Wait? I mean people
like take over an area, colonizers. Okay, I mean I
mean that's close to that. Good, I guess, uhlism? Are
you saying it wrong? I'm just your okay, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:33:03):
Uh uh.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
Dialogue. I don't know a.

Speaker 7 (01:33:10):
Regional Let me see what it says here. I mean
the pronunciation guide is hieroglyphics, so it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
Makes kip into the definitions. Yeah, see a local or
regional dialect expression.

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
Ok yeah, Okay, colonialism I don't know, using a sarcastic
or familiar and informal.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
What he's trying to Yeah, he's trying to use that
to figure out characters.

Speaker 7 (01:33:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's characteristic, it's characteristic, familiar information, Okay, Colonial style.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Greig, you're so close by us? What are we saying it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Colloquialism, colloquially what, colloquialism, colloquialism, kelly.

Speaker 23 (01:34:00):
Quo colloquialism, need like silent, Yeah, I need Greg just
to say it correctly so I can repeat it.

Speaker 13 (01:34:13):
Colloquialism, quoqualism, colloquialism, quoquialism, call low qualism, quokism.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
Got it? Now, what about the definition that is? Okay,
I did all the definitions. I will say, let's go
to the sentence.

Speaker 7 (01:34:35):
No, No, it's because you okay, local our regional dialect
expression use in a charrist characteristic or familiar and informal conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
And then the third one is colloquial.

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
Style style colloquial style okay, used in a sentence, okay,
in a sense, in a remarkable manifestation.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Or of sorry, of.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Uh nor curl intertem in criminalization two words. It's just
just for fun, just for fun, just for fun. Those
two words. Uh, no cridinal inter mister, nocturnal indiscrimination was

(01:35:28):
trying to get when was the last one? Indiscrimination?

Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
Indiscrimination Like someone was being men's will only exchange in
bed bed charmer Congress with a gold Jesus bed chamber,
bed chamber.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
I don't even know that bed chamber Congress.

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
With with uh with a corporalent conversation, glamorous companion clambras, Dude,
this sounds crazy, dog dog.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
What corpulated clamorous companion, corporalis?

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
I can't say corpulist, corpulent, corpulent, corpulent, other words for
fat Oh, I didn't know that, like being of but
the body.

Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Corpse of the body? Uh, where where are we going? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
Who goes by the applicantation of mc boop sweat a ka,
dumbass tyler who was clamorous got to do.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
I'm going to refer to sex from now on his
bed chamber of congress chamber Congress.

Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
He skipped the parenthetical which he actually used the word
of the day. Okay, Greg, just do it. You know
what the whole sentence, the whole sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
In a remarkable manifestation of nocturnal indiscrimination menace Ingley engaged
in bed chamber of Congress with a corpulent companion who
goes by the appellation of mc boopsway a k A
dumbass tyler who was indubitably clamorous.

Speaker 6 (01:37:11):
Geez, that's if there's a parathetical that we missed called
hitting the hate to use a colloquialism, It wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
It's you got got the wrong version. Okay, okay, damn
there there's there's menaces word.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
At the day something.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Oh pizza, menace.

Speaker 7 (01:37:26):
That was so.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Thank you got it. I'm gonna enjoy some pizza though.
Oh yeah, enjoy your pizza. There, you got a butter
fright delicious. We're gonna take a break. There's there's more
to learn more what he showed next. Hang on, we'll
be right, We'll be right, We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Wow.

Speaker 18 (01:37:45):
Now I feel like an idiot costing me all these questions.

Speaker 19 (01:37:49):
Hamer is not there?

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
All right? Well, I want to get an update. Sea
Bass has talked mac on teachers for many, many years.
Do you want to clarify your positions?

Speaker 9 (01:38:05):
And I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
I didn't just come out of nowhere with this.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
I simply pushed back against a quite frankly an incorrect
narrative and hyperbolic narrative, as Menace would say, especially during
the pandemic. It was and I locked by these places
that had big banners out front that suddenly said heroes
work here, right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
You loved those, right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:24):
I was like, well, you're not a hero. You're a
second grade teacher. You're a babysitner. But they were attaching
hero to everything behind that truck, but a delivery band
that said delivery hero right right.

Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
And it's but especially teachers like and number one teaching
second grader or any any up up till really until college.
And even then some it's quite easy, like as the
old nor McDonald joke says, all you gotta do is
he's third graders, is be in.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
The fourth grade, even high school. I was school teachers like,
it's pretty It's like the colors and shapes and things
like that. I mean, this seems pretty pretty easy, right,
But so is especially you're not there's anything like algebra,
calculus that's well that once you've done it, it's easy,
chemistry easy, once you've done it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
We're not taking we're not taking you know, Joe blow
off of the line of dairy queen and having him
teach calculus. These are guys who've done it their whole life,
and it's these are simple concepts to them. So I said,
you know, it's pretty damn easy. And then, of course,
because that's the narrative.

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
Is like, oh they're underpaid, Oh they are the heroes
o the martyrs.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
No, So what I did to show how easy it is.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
I went and took the local state certification to become
a teacher cold no studying. I was told when I
was there that about a third of the people who
are there to take that test intentionally fail it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
A third a third? So what do you need to pass?
What's considered past?

Speaker 6 (01:39:41):
The one I took was past fail, but it was
essentially an s AT That was the That was the
basic you know, math, simple mass, simple logic.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Fifty like pass fail. Like, so what do they consider fail?
I don't know, like a standard, Like that's a fair question,
it's a legit question. I thought you were referring to
the one third thing. I just said, no, no, no,
you said it's either past or fail to get how
many correct? Like, they don't tell you okay, Yeah, I
was thinking the same thing. I would think that, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
If it's past fail, I think it's higher than that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:14):
It's sixty to seventy percent typically on that's not necessarily,
but yeah, it'll get a grading.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Like you know, ninety to one hundred is an A, right,
eighty nine to eighty is a B. Seventy nine to
seventy is C. But I think ninety sixty is a
D D.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
I always thought that's the trade off fail with past
fail is that okay, you're taking it past fail, but
fail is not fifty percent. It's like seventy do a.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Lot of head well here. Always a lot of college
courses are like that. On the written exams for all
the pilot stuff, right, it's you got to get a
seventy or better or pass. I think that's what they
kind of said. It's seventy even though seventy would be
the C right genus correct most past situations, it's around
that number.

Speaker 10 (01:40:52):
Right, and D is considered a fail.

Speaker 11 (01:40:54):
Like in school, Let's say in me get degrees, you
get a D, right, but you can't go on to
the next level of math unless you have a C.

Speaker 10 (01:41:01):
So while you pass that class, you're not allowed to
move on.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Really, yeah exactly, Yeah you failed. Yeah, if you failed,
you failed, you got D still passed because it wasn't
a fail.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
But what Sammy is saying is the d's there more
as a placeholder for your GPA, but in actual to
show proficiency, you need to do better than D.

Speaker 10 (01:41:19):
Right, Like, you can't go on to the next level
of that subject unless you have.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Maybe at your school again, at our school, at our school,
that's where the I'll take d's all day.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
The phrase I just know the phrase d's get degrees.

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
Amen, regardless, irregardless, I should say I went in and
smoked it, easy, no problem.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
So then I was like, hey, that was the first point.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
And then then then the listeners came back, well it's
so much Okay, it's easy to pass the certification test,
even though a third of people don't. But you know,
dealing with these kids is so hard. You're like, why,
you're bigger than them and you're in charge. So I
applied to get a I don't have a teaching degree,
which I wasn't going to do because I was a
big waste of time. But I applied to get a
substitute permits. All you need is an undergrad where.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
That's what I was surprised about. I didn't realize there
was I mean, substitute teachers. They're not full time teachers,
but I thought they would have to have the same qualifications.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
I'm not in my school.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Just breathe your babysitter, which was my other point. Yeah, exactly,
here's the babysitter. So the minimum requirement to be as
substitute as what just undergrad degree. At least it's it,
at least in my district.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Anything essentially, yes, yeah, so you can have a BA
and communications.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
Right, just garbage, nothing degrees. So I did that and
then we kind of forgot about it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
Why because they didn't get back to me until last
week when, oh, I don't know, fifteen months later, we
issue your temporary permit to be a substitute like okay, well,
which again shows you that the reason most public schools
are failing and I'm applying for public school is you've
got layers and layers of worthless bureaucrats doing nothing, wasting
your money, wasting your time, making your kids stupid er.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
So you're applying for substitute teacher jobs.

Speaker 6 (01:43:01):
So I got approved for that, and the day I
got approved for my substitute teaching job, I sent it
needed references and wants three references, so I sent him.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Oh is that why?

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
See that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:43:11):
That's all coming together.

Speaker 9 (01:43:12):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
That's why the people in this room know about it,
because I showse people who know me best and about me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Yeah, and I guess you've got glowing reviews.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
Five stars relationship?

Speaker 14 (01:43:25):
Who wrote it three minutes I did? It's like, yeah,
you can, just like he was the best teacher I've
ever had. Really, you didn't respect the right much. You
just had to select and ye would you hire this
person again? Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
But see has to throw them off the scent on
account of the lies I didn't do all highly effective
somewhere just effective.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
I was honest, damn it. I did like if it
was the equivalent of an A plus. Everything was like highly.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Effective, supposed to do that?

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
Well, doesn't that like what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
One of them to be realistic? I think not applicable
because it said when did you you hire him? I thought, well,
I'm not his boss did not application and I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
I didn't tell you, guys. I forgot to tell you guys, this.
According to the thing I sent, you're all my manager.
That's why these are good.

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
That's why I said these you guys. But if they
call you wish, I don't know, wish.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
I am your manager.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
In the in the one section that you were allowed
to embellish because they had a little box that you
could type on there like any additional comments, I said
something along the lines of and I wish I could
have saved it. It just sent off, but it said
something like Sebastian is a master of explaining things, which
is why he would be a good teacher, especially when
it comes to the field of science. Thank you, uh,

(01:44:36):
and I just embellished on how you can explain things
and logical.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
You didn't take any shots. You did it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:43):
No, you did it because yeh kids will kids will
you know pay attention to shut up?

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
Right? Yeah, this person says, I work in an independent
study t K through twelve grade school. I would love
to see sea bass hang here. It's more frustrating than hard.

Speaker 9 (01:44:57):
See.

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
That's that's the kind of thing we got. After I
got tried.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
The test is you know you can't handle these kids,
blah blah blah. I was like, if if if any
old grandma in the past one hundred years could do it.
Which that was all of our teachers. I think I
can manage.

Speaker 4 (01:45:10):
What was the school where it was like, uh, it
was in the hood.

Speaker 6 (01:45:14):
It lean on me, lean on me standing deliver.

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
What was the Oh, that's lean on me.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
Yeah, we got to send to be a sub in
a school like that. I will do. I'll take that
and I'll raise them.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
Get busy living or get busy dying. I'll raise you.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
The substitute where he was an ex Navy seal, I
think that had to go in and infiltrate the infiltrate
this gang. He just kicked kick the crap out of
the kids, all right, teaching they whip in a switchblade
and throw through the windows.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
I forgot in the additional comments to mention how musculary. Damn.

Speaker 6 (01:45:46):
So now my my resume, which does not have any
teaching in there, I was like, oh crap, what have
I done to teach?

Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
So Greg, you hit it on the head.

Speaker 6 (01:45:52):
I am technically, according to what I said, I am
a science and education correspondent for I heard me.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Yeah, that's not total science. I asked you about space.
You did a really good job about there and go.
We've also done science with sea baths segments on the show.

Speaker 6 (01:46:09):
I said that I was a mentor and this is
not a lie for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Atlanta, Georgia,
which I was myself and Anna Carola as twenty year
old something just said, hey, I want to be a
big brother and we did.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
Athle you have fathered many children, that's right, true. Yeah,
and I forgot about this.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
I am certified through Kaplan, the tutoring company, to tutor
the gr Really, I forgot about that because I went
through their whole training course.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
I don't even know what that is. That's graduate, the
graduate exam, graduate from grad school. Why did you do that?
Why did you sound just needed?

Speaker 9 (01:46:44):
It was?

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
I was in like a Morgan or Tyler situation where
I was doing radio in the morning, but they were
they were paying crap. And I went through their whole
training process and I got to the end of it,
I was like, man, I don't want to sit in
here with some stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
I never show up to one day at work, but
I passed the test. Oh read good to know? Well anyways,
long reviews, I said, you were a delight. So now
I wonder is it going to be another year and
a half until you hear it back.

Speaker 6 (01:47:07):
That's the problem I think I'm dealing with this loser
ass public school full of morons.

Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
I thought there was a shortage of substitutes. I thought
they were so desperate and hard up for subs.

Speaker 6 (01:47:16):
Well that's what I got was technically they call it
an emergency thirty day substitute teaching permit, although it's good
for a year.

Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
Okay, Okay, they don't know how calendars were yeah, cause
it's public school. The idiots. So, Greg, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
I hope hopefully all hear soon, but I wouldn't count
on it because all these things that you send out
to anything involving local government, it just goes into the ether,
and then you have people that say, oh, no, but
this particular city council person's good, or that particular school board. No,
they all do nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:47:47):
I was talking to literally a liquor store owner last
night and he was bitching about because I was like,
I wanted to get some airplane bottles for the concert
I was going to. Yeah, and he goes, dude, we
submitted to that like eighteen months ago on our permit
app case. We can't serve those and he.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
Was just going the same thing you just said, Wow,
do nothing. So what if you fall in love with
being a teacher, Like what if you go in there
as the joke and this is like something that just
sparks a passion and he gets legit into it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Like you guys leaves.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
Yeah, and then you guys will be sad.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
It would be so so sad.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
But I'm helping children. That's that's what he loves.

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Great, So I said, my friend used to teach at
a school. An eight year old cussed at him and
told him, uh, you know when after they told me
to go to the principal's office, the kids had a mister, Hicks,
you're a snitch and a bitch. So that's what you're
in for.

Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
What if someone says up your nose with the rubber house.

Speaker 6 (01:48:35):
I'm quite as you guys know, I'm quite used to
being insulted to my face.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
I've got I get death threats to my face.

Speaker 6 (01:48:42):
So you know what to do?

Speaker 9 (01:48:43):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:48:44):
How do you work your way up to Harvard and
then you get like that thing called tenure where they
can't fire you don't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
What you'd have to be a professor. What's it called me?

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
You get what?

Speaker 4 (01:48:52):
Ten?

Speaker 9 (01:48:52):
Yere?

Speaker 4 (01:48:52):
Okay, do you say ten year or tenure? Tenure?

Speaker 18 (01:48:56):
Ten?

Speaker 9 (01:48:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:48:57):
And I've spoken to colleges. We talked about this a
little bit that I did, like a sociology class for
cart narks.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
So it's easy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
It was easy.

Speaker 4 (01:49:07):
My friend went to Berkeley and I sat in on
some classes.

Speaker 5 (01:49:09):
I'm like, dude, this is Are you familiar? Are you
familiar with common core?

Speaker 7 (01:49:14):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
You know what I have to get familiar. I've heard
horror stories, Singapore math. But again, if an eight year
old cand figure it out, I'm pretty sure I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
Okay, Well, we'll keep you updated on Sea Bass becomes
a substitute teacher. Oh yeah, teach. Yeah, I'm gonna call
you teach pops teacher. Yeah, no, I feel like an idiot.

Speaker 9 (01:49:36):
Well, let the.

Speaker 4 (01:49:37):
Fighting on the text begin. I'm just a normal so uh,
I didn't even need to finish the segment. Sea Mass
f off already. No, I'm not a teacher. And now
it's thanks for heaving. I saw no one said Seabald
felt the need to even respond. Thanks for helping make

(01:49:58):
my point. Whatever that point was, I don't now see
that's going to be a substitute teacher, you guys, not,
if not not full time, he's doing it. This is
just this is just one of his like projects to
quote prove. But yeah, what projects do you have?

Speaker 6 (01:50:09):
Well, this one is I would subtitle Duncan on the Haters.
That was one, and obviously the running for city council one.
But I have part two of that project, which is
suing those people, which I actually have a little update
on that because I had to.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Saw.

Speaker 6 (01:50:24):
I filed the lawsuit against the company that did not
give me the correc number of signatures for my city council.

Speaker 4 (01:50:29):
Yeah, he had to collect a certain number of signatures
to even get on the ballot to run for city council.

Speaker 6 (01:50:33):
They struck me along, strung me along, stort me long
until an hour before they were due, said oh we
don't have them all right, and then still charge.

Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
Me the full amount.

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
Yeah, so he's suing them.

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
I am suing them, which they didn't give me what
those promises. Uh so, God, like three four weeks ago,
whenever I sent the certified mail out to serve them
with the lawsuit, I've heard back nothing either way. So,
like I would think with certified mail and I need.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
To look this up. I thought you had a court
date already.

Speaker 6 (01:50:56):
No, that's not till July. That's you know, that's still
a couple of months out. So they don't show up,
then you win, right. Oftentimes you get a summary judgment. Yes,
but I haven't even gotten with certified mail. I would
think if they weren't there, they'd refuse it. I would
get some kind of receipt, right saying that, that's the
whole point. Yeah, but I haven't seen anything.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
I mean, everybody was talking about it for so long
that Baldoni whatever, Jason be. Yeah, that been settled. That's
been set. Yeah, Wow, we can all move forward. Oh
thank god.

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
Woo national nightmares.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
I don't even know what the outcome was on that. Nobody.

Speaker 5 (01:51:28):
It was like a joint statement. Yeah, we worked it out.

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
This was a terrible idea all around. So teachers were asked,
and this is some stuff you can look forward to.
Some of the dumb questions. What is the funniest or
dumbest thing a student has ever said or done? Again,
this is according to teachers. I asked my students what
year it was, Okay, I heard them say two thousand
and eight, twenty twelve, nineteen, maybe five, and twenty twenty

(01:51:53):
before one student asked to look it up on her phone.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Why that's disturbing.

Speaker 4 (01:51:59):
I called out student for turning in the paper she
clearly hadn't written. She then emailed me and the dean
of the school and said that the paper was hers
because she paid her own money to have it written.

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:13):
Property technically, Yeah, yeah, I commissioned it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:16):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Teachers were asked what's one of the funniest or dumbest
things the student has ever said or done? On My
students thought his penis was the end of his intestines.
Oh god, I hope that kid was five. Yeah, because
it just wraps all up inside. Then, like the last
part just kind of sticks out there.

Speaker 9 (01:52:36):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
Students said that having a baby boy or girl was
determined by whether or not they had an any or
an audi belly button. I could see that for a
toddler urban legend. Teachers were asked what's the funniest or
dumbest thing a student has ever said or done? I
was going over World War II in my history class
when one of my students raised her hand and asked
the question, Wait, England is in a state in the US,

(01:52:58):
and she was dead serious.

Speaker 6 (01:53:00):
It's New England, children, stare.

Speaker 4 (01:53:04):
A lot of people don't know that. Do you think
New England was the state?

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
I think I think people.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
Yeah, I mean if you said it was, I probably
would believe you. You will like, legit? Are you being funny? Leit? Really?

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
Because why could you lie?

Speaker 3 (01:53:21):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:53:23):
Okay, it's a region because it's the first part of
the first area that English people.

Speaker 4 (01:53:29):
It's like the south.

Speaker 10 (01:53:30):
The south is not a state like the northeast is
New English.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Yeah, but everybody knows that, right, clear? Yeah? Okay, do
you name all fifty states? Teachers were asked what's the
funniest or dumbest thing a student has ever said or done?
Let's take some time to do that. I was explaining
how dangerous UV rays are in the sunlight, and a
student asked, if the sun is so dangerous, why did

(01:53:55):
we build it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:53:56):
The great point.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Should have built it better.

Speaker 15 (01:53:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
This one a student found a fellow teacher's master's thesis
and tried to turn parts of it back into him
for batim. Like, wow, that's ballsy. That's pretty funny though.
See if they even recognize.

Speaker 6 (01:54:12):
It's They use that in law a lot, where if
if a judge has made a decision in the you know,
the lawyer will cite that judge say look, some really
smart guy said this, so you must you agree with
this guy?

Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:54:23):
No, can you mean him off fifty states menace? I
mean maybe yea, maybe, yeah, they could given the time,
have a couple hours. Yeah, yeah, we got it. Used
to be that song, yeah, anis.

Speaker 7 (01:54:37):
Yeah, let's say the country on the west. You know,
you have Washington, you have Oregon, you have California.

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
That's the way to do it. Got people do it alphabetically,
but doing it where you can kind of vialize it.
Smart smart menace.

Speaker 9 (01:54:51):
Yeah. But there.

Speaker 4 (01:54:54):
Was a funny video where this guy just had a map,
but it was just the outline of the United States,
and he just pointed to randomly goes what state is this?
And I mean people just don't know, they have no idea.
They know just what's that whatever is around them they live,
and then that's that's pretty any border state to their state. Yeah,

(01:55:14):
and that's pretty much it. Idaho, you do you got
that one? Colorado? Yeah? What was the song like the
kids song that help you remember states, there's an animated No,
that's the one that seems like a song you would
know by heart.

Speaker 5 (01:55:30):
I was that that's that's the country song. That's the
best one.

Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
Oh yeah, we had the internet guys, hold on, hey, Internet,
help us out. How about the music version? Here you go.
I guess it's a little intro.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
Fifty states, Alabama, Alaska, Zona's drive, Arkansas, California, Colorado's they're
using that song. Connecticut and Delaware, Florida is hots Okay,
and so is.

Speaker 4 (01:56:10):
Georgia and Hawaii. Ida is not in some Kansas, Kentucky,
Louis malthamatical in Maryland, Massachusetts.

Speaker 5 (01:56:26):
Red.

Speaker 4 (01:56:26):
That's how we whatever song we had in school and
we had to sing it to our parents. They had
like a little like kids concert thing and we had
a singing. I can't remember your parents had to go
to that. Yeah that sucks. Yeah, that sucks all yeah, yeah,
that's it. Like in Canada deletely. Yeah, there was like

(01:56:49):
a like a one from the eighties. Oh, it was
like a schoolhouse rock version. Yeah. And then Jamaica, Puerto Rico.

Speaker 5 (01:56:59):
And all the protector's.

Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
Yeah, this a fifteen to fifty United States. Oh, I
think this is it America's law. This sounds more like it.
Fifty United States for Nope.

Speaker 5 (01:57:12):
My husband sings that one. They did learn that one
in school fifteen fifty United really.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
Yeah, it was typed in the eighties kids song to
remember States.

Speaker 5 (01:57:21):
Just do the animaediacs one.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
We didn't get any of that. It was just hey,
memorize these yeah, same, here's a map dog.

Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:57:27):
We we had to learn a rap for all the
Central and South American countries and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:57:33):
Nothing in the United States and.

Speaker 4 (01:57:36):
Rhode Island moms cannatic New Jersey. It's making me sad. Yeah,
that's really bad. It's not good.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
Well that's albacco On Animaniacs I think sings the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:57:52):
You might be able to do to Hulu for that one.

Speaker 3 (01:57:54):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:57:54):
There's a lot of money to be made in kid
YouTube though, because kids will learn that.

Speaker 5 (01:57:58):
Song all today.

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:58:00):
Hell yeah, that's why all these all these weird versions
are coming up as people like, well.

Speaker 5 (01:58:05):
Here's what boys have down in front it penis.

Speaker 4 (01:58:10):
It seems blunts have a penis.

Speaker 9 (01:58:13):
So no matter what you've heard, remember the penis.

Speaker 5 (01:58:17):
Is the proper word.

Speaker 4 (01:58:19):
Bulva, here's what girls have down I could barely remember
to open my mouth when I'm eating.

Speaker 7 (01:58:26):
Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
bags a girl, I don't think you're gonna remember.

Speaker 4 (01:58:34):
And since we've been talking so much, it's I didn't
even realize it. It's teacher appreciation week, Is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:58:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:58:40):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:58:40):
Appreciate me.

Speaker 5 (01:58:41):
You're really hyping that up.

Speaker 4 (01:58:43):
Pre appreciate pre appreciate me. Somebody on the on the
text message. On the text message, Jesus, you mentioned that
nice didn't realize that. Well, we've learned. We've learned today
for sure. One one more thing on something involving a teacher.
This is an educator in Connecticut. He overreacted just a

(01:59:07):
bit to a joke. He told one of the students,
I guess they were doing some some stuff. There was
the wrestling coach, one of the teachers there at the school,
and he's coaching the team but doing some conditioning. Told
one of the students to increase his speed on the
exercise bike to between sixty and seventy revolutions per minute.

(01:59:27):
That's that's pretty good work. The student replied with the coach, Hey,
coach six seven, and so it is washed.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
That's washed.

Speaker 4 (01:59:41):
Yeah, and that's when the coach struck the student across
the face and gave him a concussion. We're not going
to do that again. I guess he's going to talk back.

Speaker 9 (01:59:53):
Not that kid.

Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
All the student told the parents, the parents told the school,
school told the authorities, and the coach was a still
a bunch of He was charged with Yeah, words are hard.
He was charged with assault, and currently he's fighting that
charge in court with half the students saying what happened
actually happened, in the other half saying that the hit

(02:00:14):
he gave the student was more of a love taphus.

Speaker 5 (02:00:21):
I want to know what else happened him that day
that he's like, if one more of these little efforts, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
Go ahead, six seven, Yeah, he's washed off your face.
Who's chopped?

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:00:36):
Six seven.

Speaker 5 (02:00:38):
Now it's forty one, and there's no that that's done.

Speaker 4 (02:00:41):
That's washed.

Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
Kids are still saying it chopped. And there's another one. No,
they're not saying, okay, I saw it at the playground.

Speaker 4 (02:00:48):
To the kids are unk, you know, gets yeah, because
I'll do it just to goof with the kids because
I know they hate it.

Speaker 9 (02:00:58):
Man.

Speaker 4 (02:00:58):
Forty one, any of them the six seven like any stuff.
And I'll say it now to be the awkward dad it. Yeah,
because I love getting them like all upset about it.

Speaker 6 (02:01:09):
Stop when you started a kid, and I think parents
are getting really good at that to the point that
these things go away so fast.

Speaker 4 (02:01:15):
Yeah, because that's the way to end it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:17):
You start using it.

Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
You start saying it, like there's something that you hate, parents,
don't fight it, lean into it, don't it won't be cool.
Don't fight it. That's good. Yeah, just don't fight it.
D and anything rightsolutely you know it. That's that's what
that's what you got. That's what you would do, because
the minute you start leaning into it, that's when all

(02:01:39):
of a sudden it's over. Yeah. Yeah. And because the
internet nothing secret anymore, so we know all your tricks
kids now. The one the one thing that uh my
daughter is still using a lot is clocked it. Like
it funny.

Speaker 5 (02:01:56):
I've seen her that, yeah, but it's funny when.

Speaker 4 (02:01:57):
People do it. Yeah, clock it. Yeah, it's so dumb,
like so dumb. I remember when I witnessed that in person,
I'm like, what is happened?

Speaker 9 (02:02:05):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:02:06):
Yeah, I'll go, hey, you got any homework site? But yeah,
just a little bit like a clocket. It's I don't
even know if that's in context, but it's a response
to anything clocket.

Speaker 5 (02:02:17):
Right, do you do little finger motions? Yeah? Yeah, you
have to do like a little pincer dad. Yeah this
pocket pocket clocks.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:02:29):
It all comes from drag culture.

Speaker 4 (02:02:31):
Well this this, uh, the little thing with the fingers.
I thought that was supposed to almost be like a
for like you win the film the classic, Yeah, when
you're giving.

Speaker 5 (02:02:42):
That, or it could be like a little finger tambourines
that drag queens might have. But even saying even saying
like what's the tea?

Speaker 4 (02:02:49):
That's all dress everything?

Speaker 24 (02:02:52):
Say a compliment as in like your outfits, slay clopped it,
it's all you do, something like it's hip, top end
or something that they laughed okay, and they say, oh clopped.

Speaker 5 (02:03:03):
It, clopped it like they saw it and they noted it.

Speaker 4 (02:03:07):
They clopped it.

Speaker 10 (02:03:08):
Teacher gets onto a student like you roast them.

Speaker 24 (02:03:11):
You get I'm like, how dare you be up out
of your seat without permission or whatever?

Speaker 4 (02:03:14):
The other kids like, oh clopped it like got him
in other words.

Speaker 24 (02:03:18):
Like oh she clocked that tea, clopped it like you
had a good comeback, like yo, mama, clopped.

Speaker 4 (02:03:24):
It's the new form.

Speaker 6 (02:03:25):
Of clapping, they say, like old military and cops speak
like I clocked him doing you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
Well I do think that clopped.

Speaker 11 (02:03:33):
It would mean like yeah, stopping a moment in time,
like in that moment they got you, they clocked it,
like remember that moment.

Speaker 7 (02:03:39):
To the equivalent of copy that right, Like people say
like I saw it, but all go back to cops
and drag queens right.

Speaker 4 (02:03:48):
Or I crocked it more what he shows the next thing?
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Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Yeah, being hated by idiots is the p ice you
pay for not being one of them.

Speaker 4 (02:05:04):
And if you can't relate to that, it's because you're
one of the idiots.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:05:09):
Where they say, if you don't have any annoying neighbors,
you are the annoyed, right, because every block's got one.

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
Ye.

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All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the One Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
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