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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's the dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody good
all right, Well it's Wednesday. It's May sixth, twenty twenty six.
We are the Woody Show, Woody, Greg Nis, Juda Brad,
We've got Sea Bats, We've got Sammy Morgan is here,

(00:58):
Von is here. We've got Dumbass Tiver, we got bored,
we got Benji. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie text us over to two two nine eight seven.
Today we're gonna be talking to our friends Hammer and
Hank and half Bag. What do you show? Crossfire, Let's
go is on the show for you today. We'll get
all the trending news headlines, get some of the entertainment
sub birthdays, porn and birthday coming up here today as

(01:20):
well on the Woody Show. Call in text, in social
media finance. There at the Woody Show. A job thing
real quick. So we all have thought at some point like,
oh man, what's like a dream job that you thought, man,
that'd be really cool? And have you ever gotten one
of those jobs? And it turned out to not be
what you thought it was gonna be.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I think we've all been there.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
I never got a dream job that I thought would be.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
There, like this is it And you're like, yeah, jobs
that seemed fun but maybe not so much too mentally
and physically draining.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
No, I have not had that in my life. No, quite.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Frankly, it's like it's glamorous, yeah, glous.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
I mean it would be so scary.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
It probably smells the way you think it smells in
those rooms, and it's worse.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Like I've never been collapsed in the studio.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
How many people are in the room when they film those.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh I was in one where it was about ten
people at one, or you were in one small at one,
always like a low budget, but it was one of
those things where there's like five or six guys.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That smells bad, musky I just like Bleach and Old Penny.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
That'd be so nerve wracking.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
God.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
So people were asked, what's a job that looks incredibly
fun from the outside, but then once it got in
it was and being a vet Yes, yeah, because you
know that's my daughter. My daughter would love to work
with animals. And I'm like, man if you love it,
be careful because you may end up doing it and
then not liking it any like losing your losing your passion.

(02:57):
Although I mean I was always way into radio and
listening to radio and how it worked and one of
the working radio and here I am, and it's been
a great career.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's one of those things she can get sure she
get like an internship is like a he's pretty.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
I think she could do what she had to do.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
So you end up dealing with horrible owners, neglected injured
pets daily and then not to mention spiraling rent, labor costs,
and just general problems.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
See. I could think of more examples of things that
I thought would be a dream job, and then I
grew up and realized this would be a nightmare. I
thought owning a bar would be so fun would be terrible.
Or running a restaurant, yeah, because that's what.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
I would hate, the deal with the turnover and all
that kind.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Of This person says running a restaurant is not glamorous
or fun. You never get a day off, That's what
I've heard from everybody who is.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
And we don't make money for two years.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
If stagehand or roady, Yeah, roady working backstage and music
industry sounds fun until you spend your twenties doing it.
Low wages, inconsistent hours, rancid work culture, widespread drug and alcohol,
alcohol problems, problems, dangerous working conditions, and horrific innerpertional drama
are the norm.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I think, Yeah, it was cool the eighties when you
were like, all right, right, you want a backstage pack?

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Backstage is this mythical idea and in reality it's so.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Boring and on the road and not being in your
own bed.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Okay, kind of like this next one being a flight attendant.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Layovers are cool, but you have to get to the
layover first. You get to see all and consider it. Nasty, racist, sexist,
intentionally ignorant, oblivious, entitled, and selfish people can be like
when you're dealing with these passengers and we see it
all the time, well not like the not not together,
like when yeah, on the plane, when you're dealing with
the customers and they're yelling at you.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Because you would need a hobby, because yeah, layover is
cool for me, like doing cartnarks as I could go
around the country doing whatever. But like if you're just
sitting there in.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
A hotel in you know, Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
For three days.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
What you're doing, it doesn't matter what city you're in.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Being a forensic scientist looks good on TV, Yeah, because
they saw stuff in twenty minutes.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, But picking out skull fragments from the roof of
a kid's bedroom or reading the city run story of
domestic violence and sexual assault is where someone has been
realized to just wage you down. See that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
It's like, that's not fun.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, it's like a young boys to get like, oh, man,
imagine if you're a gynecologist. Okay, for every every decent
looking chick that comes in there, there's some other monster
that comes in with vaginosis.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
So I think what you're saying correct. So if you're
gonna do it, be a gynecologist at a university hospital
for like an sec school, state school with dum.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
People, gymnastics too.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
There were just a bunch of settlements and stuff like that. Yeah,
what's the job. It seems like it was gonna be
all cool, seemed fun, but turned out not to be.
Someone said, I worked for MTV. Oh and from the
outside it sounds like pure fun. In reality, I was babysitting,
irresponsible vjays who were chronically late for flights and events,
clients who wanted me to procure drugs for them, Twelve

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to fourteen hour days at events, site setting up, tearing down,
living in crappy hotels, having to quote party with clients
until dawn and then go to work the entire next morning.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, totally was like most TV and movie production behind
the scenes.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, and that's what I was going to say too,
like like an assistant, a personal sistem to a star.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
As a comic book artist, you grow up loving characters
and it's a dream to draw them, but the companies
prey on you with crap pay and ridiculous deadlines. And
then here I'll give you one. I think menace seabats,
I think you did this one for a minute, says
I was a full time food writer for a while.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
You write something is not full time, but as like
a stringer for thrillers, and it was actually quite lovely.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
It was really fun. But let's see what they say that,
says a writer for a food writer for a while,
and everyone always said you have the dream job. You
basically paid to eat. Eating out of the time was
incredibly exhausting. My health, My health, My health suffered. I
drank too much. People are eager, instacle and horrible, and

(07:01):
I hated the stress that came with being a critic.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, no, I will say this. No, you get invited
to every restaurant opening. People send you free crap all
the time. It rules.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah, okay, And I didn't know you had to drink.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, well you gotta try their signature cocktail.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, you have to drain it.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's a question for the text, what's a what's your job?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It seems fun? Or I thought you you thought we were
gonna have a great time and then turned out to
be like, oh god, not what it seemed. Hit us
up on the text over to two two nine eighty seven.
All right, welcome back everybody you birthdays, born of birthday
coming up here in a second. Uh, just because everybody's

(07:43):
infatuation for the moment with Dolly partners still going.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Oh yeah yeah, keep it going though.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
But just because I know that Gina is such a
big fan. Otherwise I would just let this out. But
canceled her Vegas residency ongoing health issues, which although she
posted something saying that whatever she's doing seems to be
working fine and she's just not on stage shape yet.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Kidney stones, Dude, I can help her out.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, she said some tricks.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
She said. The medicine is making her swimmy headed a menace.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Has dealt with these stones for so many years, big
ones too, like where they've had like cut open his penis.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
I've had surgery three times.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
I heard something recently that a high salt diet leads
to kidney stones. Would you consider yourself on a like that.
You have a lot of salt, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
More so before because it was like all fast food
and stuff. So I would assume maybe I.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Would say I started getting kidney stones when I was
like twenty one twenty two because I believe alcohol.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh really yeah?

Speaker 7 (08:45):
And then so yeah, that that happened. And then I started,
you know, trying to be healthier, and then I started
drinking a lot of tea, and I didn't realize if
you're you know, yeah, that's not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
So what what helped? What helped cutting down that? The alcohol?

Speaker 7 (09:04):
Or yeah, definitely cutting down way down on alcohol, I'm sorry, Greg.
And lemon juice shots, pure lemon juice, And how often
do you do that? I should go back to doing
it daily, but I haven't done it for a while.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
So they are going to be in trouble like break
down the stones or.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
That's what I've been told. Yes, and it definitely has
helped me roller coasters, you know, yeah, everything right, Yeah,
they help me break them loose. But yeah, pure lemon
juice and then if you're trying to pass some pure
lemon juice and then really hot showers.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okay, so when you have one and you're in that
pain from one, hot showers, lemon juice like what else? Uh?
What else have you found works to get it going
and get it out.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Just like sleep it off, take Nike will and then
wake up and hopefully you have to go to the
bathroom and you can pass it.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Do you pee into a strainer to see V and
cat to make sure that make sure that it came out.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
No, you can see it.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
You can hear it against dropping a penny in the toilet, Yeah,
for sure, shooting bull the toilet.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
They put it under microscope.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's like barbs, yeah, like razors and quick thing on
the lemon juice. It can't really dissolve them because anything
people use this all the time with you know, like
alkaline water, which the opposite of a cidic. Anything that
goes in your stomach, it all comes out the same
pH But lemon juice does have part of it. The
citric acid binds to the kidney stone, so it's not

(10:35):
the acid itself, but it's part of that lemon of
that acid company.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
But also won't it rip the enamel off your teeth
well too?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Because like it, it's not wrong, it's not wrong at all.
It's just a different way to do it.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
I'll be in incredible pain, but I'll still be doing
the show and you wouldn't even know.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I wish there was a way to know for sure.
Like they say that passing a kidney stone hurts more
or just as much as childbirth.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Yeah, I mean the first time I ever had a dude,
I swear I thought I was dying. I'm like, oh,
that's it, like my appendix ruptured or something. Yeah, I'm dead.
Like menace to be able to experience childbirth and then
tell us how.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Compare to they are.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
We've had women who have had both, and they say
the kidneys the stones are worse.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
Yeah, one kidney stone and I thought I was dying.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
I was here at work when I had to leave
and go to the hospital, and I just was like,
I don't know what's happening, but I think I'm dying.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah on what I've never never had one watermelon? Three
or who give us? Give us an airb All right,
Sea Mass what you got?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I got a little sneak preview of the roast of
Kevin Hartna be Flick Sunday and I saw another roast
and I.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Thought he already got roast.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
He was the host of the Tom Brady Yeah, and
I was so I was like, I've seen enough of this.
I am I'm actually super mega ripping out for this roast.
It's going to be a Sunday eight five Central because
I didn't really put two together, but Shane Gillis is
the host, and I saw at Shane Shane Gillis's set

(12:12):
this week he brought out his roast jokes and they
are phenomenal. I'm not gonna blow it because he he
was like, this is one of those shows where they
allowed you to bring in phones and he said, dude,
no filming because this gave me a lot of trouble
because he goes super high. It's just super like grip, funny, edgy,
hardcore stuff. He previews some of the people that are

(12:34):
gonna be on the dais Chelsea Handler and some other folks,
and like just stuff about her past abortions and all.
And because Kevin Hart, Okay, yeah he's short, but the
way that he creatively worked that into the holes like
what he's been doing. So I highly highly recommend the
roast of Kevin Hart just by Shane Gillis is hilarious.
I think he's probably the funniest right now, the funniest

(12:57):
guy doing stand up.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
And I think all those roasts, they're all watchable. I
don't even care.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, because because it was live. The Tom Brady one
was too long, because typically when when you see him
on County Central, they tightened.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
But they're all good.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
I was not.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I have not laughed that hard in probably five years.
I like his show Tires. Do you ever watch that's?

Speaker 6 (13:15):
All right?

Speaker 11 (13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Right, yeah, I started that. That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Chris Rock was Kevin Hart's special guest on Funny AF
which I have not watched yet.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
If you watch that, oh yeah, that's like he did
a sit down thing at like the improv or something. Yeah,
I want to I want to check that out.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
So they're they're as they're opening the live show, so
they're finding community. But it was the last comic standing
was that what the name of the show was, Ralphie.
That's why I learned about Ralphie May for the first
last kind I'm standing it was like a competition.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I think this is more just like a showcase thing.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah. Anyway, so as they were opening the live show,
they wanted to test out the live voting system with
a general question and uh, Chris Rock got something wrong
about Kevin Hart. The joke was that all of the
choices for a favorite comedian were we're Kevin Hart. Here
we go.

Speaker 12 (14:01):
This is who is your favorite stand.

Speaker 13 (14:03):
Up comedian of all time. It's a tough one and
it's top for you to vote. Okay, look, Chris, it
looks like the results are in and the winner is
Kevin Hart.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
They all chose me.

Speaker 13 (14:15):
They chose me, it says Kevin Hart.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
All the voters worked.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
For Capital One.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
It's Chase Bank. Damnit man, Chase Bank Bank Bank.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I like dude.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I like Kevin Hart. He seems to be a guy
who every once in a while people start to pick
on I think it was the everywhere.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
Yeah, he always.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Does a great back and forth, whether it's with the
Rock or whoever.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Who. We also just talk oh theo von Oh yeah,
theo Von.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Seems to be a guy who's catching a lot of
shrapnel lately.

Speaker 13 (14:45):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Believe it's politically motivated.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
You do. Yeah, So here here's what I've heard about
theo Von. I've heard that theo Vonn, like the whole
thing is just a character like Kate Larry the cable guy. Right,
he doesn't talk like that, like at all. Yeah, he
puts on I've always been like, so theo Vonn's putting
on the voice, He's putting on the whole character, and
he just basically is just living living in the character. Fan,

(15:09):
Why would fan say that? I'm saying, But like the
people who you know, deal in and around.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Him, Okay, so there, because he's been people don't realize
he was on road Rules about twenty years ago. And
I'm looking this up and I watched that, but apparently
his accent was milder on like he was either hiding
it or toning it down.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, when he was first.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
I remember he still had an accent that Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, it's one thing happening an accents exactly to go
over the top with it.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
So apparently, Yeah, he said when he first got on TV,
he toned it down because he wanted to be more.
He wanted to be accepted, but once he made it,
he kind of either essentially, I.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Like the I like the vibe, Like I don't. I
don't watch the podcast. I don't listen to the full podcast.
I just see the clips like most people do, I
think on social media, and he he had some like
little kid on.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yes, did you see that was a girl the sunglasses? Yeah, yeah,
she has a degenerative eye disease.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
But I'm saying, like, and he's got like somebody on like.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
That, Yeah, like celebrities to like random people.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Probably good, That's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Like I envy his ability just to be sitting there
and making an interview interesting with somebody who like I
don't know who this person is or watch.

Speaker 12 (16:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, I would say his stand up is very good.
I saw him a couple of times as many. He's
like twelve years ago, and he's very funny.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah all right, uh Greggory, what you got?

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Okay? So the Pit that's the massive hit show about
the emergency department. It's one of the stars on that
show is this girl, Iso Brionez. She plays uh doctor Santos.
So her character is this strong, self confident, kind of
gruff doctor and a frequent plot point in the show
is that she's always behind on charting. She doesn't get
her charts done on time, so in between patients she's

(16:48):
working on her charts being all cranky. So Isa has
this other gig. She's on Broadway, oh doing a musical
called Just in Time, and people in the audience have
been going to see her, and then they've been yelling
to her while she's on stage during the show. So
she went on social media and wrote, hey, hey, hey,
Broadway is not a circus. Don't yell whatever you want

(17:10):
at the performers. Yelling when you're gonna finish your charts
before I sing is effing disrespectful to performers.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
That's lame, af shut up.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
But you know, you know, I think it's kind of
funny because you're messing with the Broadway show. So she says,
y'all are pissing me off, and then she ended with
a very non badass love and light.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I hate an email or a message it ends with
chow cheers.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's a very that's yoga speaker.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Totally love and light. Please remember your occupying shared spaces
and you're watching art in this musical.

Speaker 10 (17:50):
By the way, I want to see it so bad,
just in time. It's about Bobby Darren's Bobby Darren.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
It makes me want to go to the show.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
We'll pay one hundred and fifty dollars. I'll get kicked
out whatever.

Speaker 13 (18:03):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
The other who cares? That everybody's talking about this week
is the met Gala every year that you don't care.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I don't care about it. I don't care about award shows.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
So here's a lot of drama with the met Galla
this year.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
But why is it always such a big stories because
the celebrities show up. Look, I thought we were kind
of over that. We like to see them in cost Yeah,
we want to see the costumes.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
That's why.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Because it's like always like a theme and they always
get a.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Wrong But not we you.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I mean you are people who are into because I don't.
I don't see the appeal neither. It's like weird for
the sake of being weird. The metal Yeah, what was
already all pissed off? About this time was a Jeff Bezos,
So Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder, Yeah, Besis.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Dumped the money. He dumped a bunch of money into
the met Gala.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
This sponsor, yeah sponsor.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
So yeah, everyone's like, oh, he bought the met Gala
for his lady and all this kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
But it's to raise money, right, that's what they're trying
to do, supporting the arts. So no, yeah, so it's
a ch already fundraiser for the arts, which is totally fine.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
I think the drama is now he has access to
the type of people that go there, and then there's
a lot of like lower level people that would not
normally go to the met Galia Met Gala, and then
there's also like non met Gala things happening, like the
like the pre party was at Madison or what is

(19:21):
it bottom wax Museum, That wax Museum, which is yeah,
people are like, that's not very met Gala because it's
supposed to be like you.

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Know, yea glorifying for Met Gala attendees.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well guess what.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
That wasn't the end of it, because there's this group,
this activist group called Everyone Hates Elon. I'm sure the
best spirit ed it. They were saying they were hiding
bottles of fake pea all over the met gala uh.
And the reason is because you know Bezos being involved
in the metal this year and the whole like rumor
or whatever it was that workers at the Amazon facilities

(20:01):
wouldn't have time to take bathroom breaks and like the
people driving the trucks that they have to pee in bottles.
They hit all these bottles of peel but they ended
up getting tossed pretty quickly. But yeah, tons of anti
Bezos protesters around.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
What they did legitly is they went to his penthouse
and they projected videos of Amazon were ex Amazon workers
of them, like doing interviews on how bad it was
the work there, and it was like into his windows
and there.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
So you know what you do in that case, You
just say your other phous you and are you getting
on your private jet and you fly to a marina
where you get on your yacht and just go in
the middle of the ocean where the projectors can't reach
you half.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
A billion dollars?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Do you fire those workers and replace them with real blots.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
And then go by Australia.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Just to make yourself feel bad too much?

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Of a pain.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, exactly all right. Time for your birthday and your
birthday show shivery.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's shiver.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
We're gonna sit because it's shivery.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
And you know what we don't do.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
And we'll start with the celebrities. Have a birthday to
George Clooney, who was sixty five. Does he act anymore?

Speaker 13 (21:18):
See him?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
A long time guy?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
I mean that it's still working.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Guys, tequila money, he's good.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, he's just being handsome in parts unknown.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Uh gabarey citabey. She was precious. Yeah, forty three today.
Naomi Scott Jasmine in the live action A Laddin movies.
She was the pink power ranger. Kimberley, Oh yeah, I
see what. Chris Paul retired from the NBA after a
twenty one season career. Point God, Chris Paul. He's forty one.

(21:47):
Jose Altub from the Houston Astros is thirty six. The
Brickmaster General Angel Reese.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Of the w NBA. That's a funny compilation videos, Kang
I do. I love those videos. You want to see
the ball going to the bottom of the rim A
bunch of times?

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and a little look on what's happening around the world
of entertainment here with us on The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
bank account and take the money and put it in
the fire.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I'm looking for real answers, no Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I was thinking about this after we were talking about
THEO Vaughn, just as an example. THEO Vaughn is one
of those examples of somebody I've never watched the podcast
or listen to the podcast, but I watched a lot
of the clips.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Likewise, like does it matter? Like I was thinking to
somebody who was mentioning about like the Woody Show Instagram
clips or the YouTube stuff or whatever, that's fine if
that's your only source. Yeah, if that's your only source
for the show, I'm fine with that. I think that's
kind of where things are going. Yeah, I mean, think
about Saturday Night Live. I've not watched a full episode

(23:56):
of Saturday Night Live decades, ye in forever. I can't
the last time I sat and watched an actual episode.
I've I've seen a lot of the clips online, so
I feel like I still watch or I at least
engage with that brand highlights.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah, that's like with Bill Maher too and I don't
watch the whole thing exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I watch all his clips or you'll see like clips
from you know, Theovonne uh Joe Rogan huge podcast. But
does anybody Because I tried one time. I'm like, you know,
because I saw some clips, I'm like, it might be
interesting depending on who the guest was, right, And I
go to listen to it and I go, oh my god, it's.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's so long, like four hours. While I've told you
the only people I've ever caught listening to Joe Rogan's
full show are security guards and Uber drivers, Yeah, because
they have time.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
And by the way, I'm not an anti Joe Rogan guy.
I have a tremendous amount of respect for what he's built.
And you know, I mean, Joe Rogan is Joe Rogan, right,
Like Joe Rogan was the dude on news radio, and
I'm like there's some like really like kind of low
you know, small level stuff, and now he's.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Like massive, one of the world's most powerful media people empire.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, So like I'm not you can have whatever opinion
you have based on politics or I'm not saying I
agree with everything that he says, but I appreciate and
I can respect what he's built.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Just crazy long.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, but is there anything else like, uh that you
don't really watch the show or listen to the podcast,
but you follow. Oh yeah yeah, all the call her
Daddy podcast stuff. Oh yeah, so you bring that up
a lot. Yeah, but you don't really listen to the show,
not the whole thing. I'll just watch the highlights of
the interviews.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I'm a hardcore follower and watch I've probably seen every
single clip without listening to the actual podcast. Is Bad
Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee, and those are
my FAKA.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
There was a there was a pretty funny episode, pretty
funny segment that I saw because I'm not the biggest Bobby.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Oh, I would love that.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I love Bobby Bobby, but.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
We'll have him on when I see him do something funny.
Oh damn yer, I'm not saying never, I'm saying, like,
so when it happens, let me know. All Mad TV
that was another thing. Did you ever watch Mad TV?

Speaker 11 (26:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, of course you did.

Speaker 13 (26:07):
Love Adam was.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Better than SNL.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Well, there was the first Love There was the first
edition of Mad TV and then the second edition. So
like the first edition had already Lang and Lee, and
then the second edition had other folks like Adam Ray
and other other types.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
I guess I watched the first I tried with with
Mad TV yeah, and couldn't couldn't get into it. It
was it was a lover to hate it.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I mean, yea of all time, all time in Living color. Yeah,
of those shows, that's that was my favorite.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
I know I was a kid when I saw it
in Loving Color, overes and l over Mad TV all day.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I mean I would say, I agree with some of
that stuff, but go back and watch some of those
things and see if they hold up.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I watch, see there's one channel that runs like marathons
of in Living color.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Really got it?

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yeah, I would say.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
My wife and I would just both because that's something
we both we both loved and agree on, so we'll
watch that. She's watching some kind of Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Craft have to put.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
Chappelle in the same category, I don't know, Like it's
not I don't think it's the format because Chappelle Chappelle show,
the Yeah, everything else is like an ensemble of different comedians.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
What it was Charlie Murphy, it was all those guys, right,
Like there's a lot of that stuff holds up, like
a lot of the Chris Chris James, Rick James stuff
still holds.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
All that stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, I just still want to put in this category.
Is he really going to do another Chappelle show? Do
you think?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I don't know. I mean, if Netflix do a billion
dollars at him, maybe it seems to be.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Every time I see a clip of Dave Chappelle now,
or at least over the past couple few months, it's
like Dave Chappelle the philosopher.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, he doesn't seem to do he's more of like
a he does ed talks.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
No, I stn't think he's funny.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
He's doing like punchlines and setups. He's just like you said,
he's doing stories in the.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Context of an interview.

Speaker 13 (27:48):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
I've been at clubs where I've seen him perform a
bazillion times, and I've been at clubs until like four
in the morning.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, he's just like I went to one of those,
he said, there he smokes and he just talks. Well,
that's what Genie's talk.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
If you watch his latest special, go watch his last
two or three specials in fact, and it's a lot
of just like philosophizerline, not.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
So were you were you with Dave Chappelle? Fut doesn't
sound like you are now though?

Speaker 5 (28:11):
No, because it's not. He doesn't. He doesn't strike as
comedian anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well that do And if that didn't do it for you,
Like he was just at the comedy store in Hollywood
and he he brought Kanye.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Out, so oh man, yeah he's awesome.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, but you're right. I mean, we talked about THEO
Vaughne earlier, and I was asking the question because I've
heard it a few different times. I don't know if
it's true or not. The whole thing is just like
the whole character as an act. It's not him at all.
But he doesn't talk that way, doesn't.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Because yeah, exactly, like he's a comedian, that's his character entertaining.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, no, that's that's fine. Sea bass Uh said something
about like, you know, that's what society does. You build
somebody up just to that's classic human behavior. We can
just to bring them up and then why get to
a certain level we say all right, let's take shot.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Yeah, we're done with this, all right, we're jealous now.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, or we oversaturated them, so we're board now.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, and just because like just in general the entertainment
talking about watching clips as opposed to you know, engaging
the full you know, podcast, broadcast, podcast, whatever.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
It is.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Like my daughter she's not even watching real television. I'll
go in there and she's watching some stupid YouTube video
of people squishing things, you know, like yeah, like you.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Know, with time and yeah, and that's the thing like
it used to be like for us, like you better
watch something educational. Now I just tell the kid, you
need to watch something with the beginning, middle, and end.
We don't watch YouTube shorts and just scroll like a
zombie because well, stop it's noxious.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I had I had a conversation with some of the
munkey to MUCKs at the company, and you know, there's
still a lot of this old school thinking about like
well we use you know, posts on social media, for example,
to drive people to listen to the show, either on
the air or in the podcast. I go, what's wrong
with just engaging with the brand in any way, shape
or form. You engage with the brand, you go to,

(30:05):
in our case, a What to Show event, you listen
to a podcast, you watch the YouTube stuff for the Instagram,
Like that's that's good.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Enough.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Well, I would say the Instagram stuff doesn't pay for
these microphones?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
No, no, But I mean, as I think kind of
more the way things are going right, Like, we can't
just always use it as a commercial for something bigger,
because that was kind of more the idea years ago
that we weren't allowed to post things on YouTube because
we had to host it on our own website. Now
to drive people to the websites today we get Yeah,
that seems so short sighted. Yeah, yeah, you know, like
if you can get people into the brand, then I

(30:38):
think then people might seek out other things. But if
you're doing it just to drive people, so who cares
if your stuff is good at the Avon's clips and
whatever are good on on Instagram? Yeah cool.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
This is a version of streaming with musical artists, is
you're getting paid nothing for people to listen to your music,
but that has to drive something else, i e. Concerts.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
So yeah, if our Instagram drives people to like us, okay,
that's great, but it doesn't and pay for the doors
to open and air conditioning.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Right to do something else. They'll figure out some way
to monetize that, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah, do you see all these like definitely priority on
that one.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
You don't see like all the the podcasts that have
like you know, like the microphones covered in like a
wrap for some kind of brand. And yep, yeah, the
thing that goes over the microphone to keep your peas
from popping the on screens. They're labeled with stuff screen.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Everything in the room.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, all right, we got to take a quick break
more what he shows next? Hang up.

Speaker 14 (31:36):
Right back.

Speaker 15 (31:38):
Do you know how this.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Bridge with the screen on it, somebody hits the doorbell,
it automatically pops up on the refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Because most of the time menace is in the kitchen. Yeah,
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm Woodie.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
That's great gory. Yeah, Mana Grass is right there. Phones
are open eight seven to seven forty four. Wooding, send
us a text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Gina Grass got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Well, Tanner Horner, that piece of ish delivery driver who
admitted to killing that seven year old girl Athenis Strand.
He's been a sentenced to death. He'd already pleaded guilty
to capital murder and kidnapping. So the trial focused basically
on deciding what to do with him. Prosecutors focused on
how serious and violent the crime was, while the defense
pointed out this dude's mental health issues.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
God yeah, hoping to it might have been abused as
a kid or something. Yeah, so therefore, man, I don't
know if it's the picture of this little girl. The
stories when I was reading them, when the old you
know case was going on, such graphic detail, and man,
breaks your heart, makes you sicky, like the fact that

(32:54):
they took more than thirty seconds to determine this.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Guy three hours to leave right all in favor.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It takes reading through the story one time for me
to be able to ask you this question and tell me,
even if you were at this point opposed to the
death penalty, are you still like how do you read
something like that, see the picture of this little girl
and know what he did and then say, yeah, you know,
I'm not for the death penalty? How yeah, tonight?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Right? Exactly?

Speaker 11 (33:20):
Well.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Also, and they're in a state that moves pretty quick too.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
I would like to be in that room and wonder
why it would take three hours, Like what are you
even talking about for three hours?

Speaker 5 (33:28):
But to put it in perspective, like when it's a
death penalty case, those even if it seems cut and dry,
those go on for days, sometimes weeks. The fact that
they could go, you know what, execute him in three
hours is lightning fast.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
There's another story of this guy. He's on death row
in South Carolina's fifty nine years old and he was
saved by a judge last minute. And they said it's
because of mental health stuff. This guy believes he's immortal.
Well let's show them, let's show him that he's not.

Speaker 11 (33:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, if you're immortal, if you want.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Some proof beyond a shadow of a doubt, let's just
show you how not immortal you are.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Yeah, check this out, bro, And how dumb and redundant.
If you're on death row, of course you're gonna say
whatever you want to say to sound like a lunatic thought.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
And if you've done something that gets you on death row,
we know you're crazy. You know you're not mentally saying.
But it's to the point where if you had a
lot of people have mental health things, yeah, right, but
not everybody's going around killing people. I would think that
if you're going around doing things that get you on
death row, you're kind of beyond the point of of
help or rehabilitation or anything like. That's where you're like, ooh,

(34:35):
this one's bad. Yeah, and you put it down like
a like an animal.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
I don't need you anymore.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
No, if I'm a judge in the case, the crazier
they sound, the all said, let's push the date up there,
discuss will spare you because you're that nuts.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
But if you say you're immortal, then cool, this shouldn't
affect you.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
You're immortal.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, what what does it matter? Okay?

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Then yeah, okay, sense.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
So he's just he doesn't understand what's going on, doesn't
understand the case, and doesn't it like a table. He
doesn't need to understand. It's what he did like he
did it. Whether he understands or not, the reality is
that he.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Did it good point any interests.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
And what he did ended up on death row. It
doesn't matter he didn't understand.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
What does that matter? So much care and attention to
the murderer, not the victim.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
But this this driver guy, Dude, you read that story
and try to convince me that you're not for the
death penalty.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
I saw an interview with a guy on death row
he was going to be executed. This is from a
few years ago, and they asked, how do you feel,
and he said, well, you know, it's not easy knowing
that you're going to be executed and you don't know
exactly when.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Like this sounds kind of like your victims killed exactly.

Speaker 11 (35:48):
Well.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
A woman in Spokane, Washington, is in the news. She
was arrested after she was she chased this kid down
with her car and the kid was on a bike.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Did you have a video?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Yeah, So my mom like lives in that area. She said, dude,
there's so many crazy people that lives around town that
does stuff like that where they just like going to
people's neighborhoods, like just's like driving through yards and stuff.
But like chasing that kid down the videos and saying yeah,
she said this, it's like she can't wait to move.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
So what I don't understand in this case because the
video picks up at a certain I don't know what
happened beforehand, right, what this kid did. Well, I don't
even know if the kid did anything. He's it's a
residential neighborhood. He's on his bike looks like an he bike,
but he's more like it looks like your step son's age,
kind of. Yeah, somewhere around there has got the helmet
on and whatever. And so this car is in the street.

(36:36):
He's in the street, and this kid's kind of like
looking at this car, and she like honks her horn,
and so the kid turns around and starts going back
the way. But now he's on his sidewalk. This bitch
goes up onto the sidewalk like a Corolla or something,
a Ford focus. Yeah, bitch goes up on the sidewalk
and is like running in. Now, there are other adults
out there who are videotapeing this whole thing. Nobody stepped up.

(36:58):
Now you just decided to like old video? Yeah, yeah,
so yeah she did.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
She eventually got back on the road and just took
off and the kid is okay, But there's, like you said,
there's this whole video. So when the cops tracked her down,
she's fifty eight, by the way, what's going on.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, here's here's a screen show of her shit.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
On the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
She initially denied, you guys, she denied drinking or drugs,
but eventually admitted she had been.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
I was what I was trying to say a moment
ago is my mom says that the area is just
full of trashy people there do stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Well, shout out to everybody listening on all ninety six
point one in Spokane. Everybody's proud affiliate of the Woody
Show her weekday mornings on six one.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Shout out spoken, and my mom says, you're full of trash.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
At menace.

Speaker 16 (37:46):
You're right.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
It can afford all of your letters to his mom
to get.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
The word out about the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Steven Diggs was found not guilty on all charges after
being accused of assaulting his former private chef, and the
case really came down to credibility. The accuser said Diggs
attacked her during an argument last year, but the defense
poked a bunch of holes in that they highlighted inconsistencies,
the fact that she waited to report it. They suggested
there was a financial motive, and on top of that,

(38:12):
there just wasn't much hard evidence, no clear injuries, no witnesses,
nothing concrete to back it up. The jury took just
over an hour to come back with a full acquittal,
which means they didn't think the prosecution proved anything beyond
a reasonable doubt, and Delta Airlines is changing its in
flight snack and drink service. So yeah, listen up. If
you're used to the luxury well.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
No, here's here's go ahead, explain, explain, and then I'll
tell you why. Anybody who's complaining about this should just calmbaut.

Speaker 13 (38:40):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Well, basically, if you're on a short flight, you're just
not gonna get much. Starting May nineteenth, flights under three
hundred and fifty miles, basically under an hour, you're not
gonna have any food or beverages. There's gonna be no
service for that in the main cabin or the comfort seats. However,
if you book that full service in that first class,
you might just get a little something. But on the
flip side, Delta is actually upgrading service on longer flights,

(39:03):
so anything three hundred and fifty miles or over will
now get full snacks and drinks across more seats instead
of the limited express service they had.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Going okay, so here's here's why you know, I don't
want to hear because there's a number of times where
it's been a very short flight either you or you
or whatever's been on right, and they go, well, they
couldn't even serve any drinks. Yeah, you know why because
the whole flight's one hour. So by the time they
take off, get up to ten thousand feet and can
even begin, there's not even time to get you one drink.
And I will say, are you an adult, it's a

(39:33):
really short flight. Bring a water, Yeah, bring a water?

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Sav outring it like if you.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Can't hold your body until you know you land, they
don't really have there's not enough time. You're not gonna
be sitting there having a meal or so. You know
what this does, It cuts out all the people who
were complaining about I was on a flight and they
didn't even bring around any drinks. So now they're making
a policy that says, hey, anything on an hour, we're
just not going to serve any drinks.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Or the worst when like they got drinks and then
they didn't.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Have time for mine.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Exactly. It cuts out all that nonsense because people try
to make such a big well I paid for blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. And this is then
what happens. All policies start because something happened.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Nice to do this will be Southwest because I take
a regular flight that's short and they're supposed to serve
drinks and snacks, but they always had the excuse, oh yeah,
it's gonna be a bumpy, yeah, turbulent.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Well yeah, because if they're expecting turbulence and it takes
X number of minutes to get from you know, take
off to cruising out ten thousand feet or whatever, cruising
out the tube before they're allowed to get up and
start serving that stuff, and there's been some bumps. They
know they're not gonna get to everybody.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Right, but they were.

Speaker 10 (40:35):
I mean, I was recently on flight and I support
this too, because I was just talking about this how
they claimed turbulence but there wasn't any. And then the
flight home on the same flight it was they were
rushing around, barely able to finish the food and drink
service for everybody by the end, and I heard the
flight attendants say to each other, we.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Should have just skipped it.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
And so I'm in support of skipping it as long
as everybody knows, like you said, get your water, get
your snacks or whatever before you get on the plane,
because you're not getting any service.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
The flip side of that, if it's a flight that
is over now you're getting more than what you used
to get.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Because they have all this extra bisc off cookies stuff.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
The one simple solution is go back to how they
used to do it. This is my opinion, because when
you're paying this money for a flight, you should at
least get a can of soda. So they used to
come around with the cart and say, what do you
want diet coke? Boom, here you go. Now they come down,
what would you like to drink? Then they go back
to the galley, get a cup, put ice, pour it in,

(41:29):
just hand over there. It's they act like serving drinks
takes fourteen hours. And I need my tomato juice on
a flight. That's my superstition.

Speaker 13 (41:40):
Nic I need it.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
That's what you get every flight since I've been probably
twenty I tomato ja vodka. No, just tomato juice.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
You're that guy I always wondered who were the same?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Wow, okay, grow delicious well and it keeps you safe
on a flight.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Oh I didn't realize that.

Speaker 17 (41:58):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Sidential fitness test is being brought back after years of
getting phased out.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
The shuttle run. Yeah, it's started in the fifties and
those peg boards.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Yes, and it's a really interesting reason. It started in
the fifties. They realized kids were falling behind on their
physical fitness right when the Cold War was bruined, so
they needed kids, you know, fight and shade exactly. Well,
the test became the school staple measure strength and duran's agility,
and the top performers earned awards. That was the best part.
So it was later replaced during Obama's era with a

(42:30):
program that focused more on overall health and not competition.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
But now does anyone anybody feel bad about themselves?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (42:37):
But now it's a big push to get kids in shape,
and but supporters state builds discipline, but critics think it's
overly competitive.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Okay, whatever. So the Presidential Fitness Test was a one
mile run, sit ups, push ups, and then the shuttle run.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
What's the shuttle run?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
So we used to have the erasers from the blackboards.
I'm not sure what they're using now, And it would
be like you like baseline drills, like for or basketball,
the tens different things stop and start stuff. So you
would start at like say the baseline right, and then
they have like some erasers at the free throw line
and you run back to the baseline and then go
back to half court, grab the other racer and then

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run all the way back.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Suicides.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, same type of thing, right, But that's that was
the shuttle run in the Presidential Fitness Test, and it
was pull ups, push ups, sit ups. This one guy,
by the way, twenty two year old guy in Virginia,
world record in twenty four hours. He did twelve four
hundred and twelve pull ups. Wow, couldn't do one zero

(43:38):
that's negative into the previous record. He beat that by
sixty seven pull ups.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Good god, crush.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
I can't do one pull up.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
For one thousand dollars other than Von because I've seen
him do it. Is the rope climb.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Do you think any of us can do the rope climb?

Speaker 11 (43:55):
Of us?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Maybe Sammy Morgan could.

Speaker 16 (43:58):
Sammy might be able to because she's so light.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
She's like I could do it when I was younger.
I mean I crushed at the Presidential Fitness So taking
it away where I was. You only had to hit
certain milestones, right, and I hit them every time.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I think you just had to do it, and then
they put you in a percent time whatever percent time
in the mile. It was like you had to do
it in sixteen minutes or something like what they had to.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
You just had to. You had to participate in it. Yeah,
it's not like if you did accomplish it stuff.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
Well yeah, you didn't have to.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Yeah, but they did give awards back in the day.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
That was then of course. Yeah, right, my award shelf
was empty.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Competition's good man in all things. Competition in business, competition,
you know, like it pushes you to be better.

Speaker 13 (44:37):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Well, finally it's being called blue dot fever. It's not medical,
it's not political, it's what's happening. And we've talked about
this with a lot of concerts right now, so you know,
like the post lolone, Jelly Roll shows. We talked about
our Megan Trainer Pussycat dolls. The blue dots are what
you see online when you're looking at the ticketmaster sets
that show all.

Speaker 18 (44:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
So when it took was it called brown bottle flu
or brown bag flu? Like when people they're they're hungover
or drunk and they call how to work yea's yeah,
and they go, oh, what do you have? Are you
sick today?

Speaker 11 (45:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Okay, it's the brown bag or brown bottle flue.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Well, when a tour isn't selling. Well, you see all
those blue dots, and industry insiders started joking. They call
the blue dot fever. Now, artists and managers they blame
other things, but everyone knows it's just not selling.

Speaker 11 (45:24):
Well.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Yeah, ticket prices are insane.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Well I I found money.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, I found this interesting article from a website ticketnews
dot com. And this is the first two sentences of
the of the story about this. It says things are
finally leveling out after the pandemic. I'm paraphrasing when people
leaned hard into funflation. So that's when people are spending
big on experience that they missed during COVID when they
were locked up, So they're overly spending. And for a

(45:47):
while it worked, so that means prices went up, VIP
options exploded, resale markets went crazy. But now it's all
leveling out again. So it's it might not be that
like we're going from zero to negative tour. It's that
we were over compensating and now we're Yeah, people are.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Just being more cheesy and there's too many shows at
any given time. There's a thousand different things that are happening,
and they're where you are, and they're all priced high.
There's only so much to go around exactly. Well that's
what's going on, all right, Thank you very much, Gina
Grant Show, Welcome Back Hill. Time for another original Woody

(46:34):
Show trademark copyright game. This one's called who Sits Shotgun?
And I got some some audio from this video. This
dude and his girlfriend and his mom are getting in
a car. The girlfriend decided to sit front seat. Mom's like,
uh uh no and gets into it with the girlfriend

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about it, tells her to get her ass in the
back really, oh yeah, and the boyfriend's driving. The boyfriend
is driving, and these are adults. These are adults. So
it's the boyfriend, his mom, and then the girlfriend who
gets the front seat. Here's their little squabble here.

Speaker 13 (47:19):
I'm not sitting in the back seat.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
You need to get out.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
You go sit in the backseat today. You need to
get out. He's not sitting in the back seat.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Should be.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Okay, y'all not married anybody.

Speaker 15 (47:34):
I mean, we're just going somewhere.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
You are like, you've got to sit in the back
seat for okay.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
That's weird.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
I mean a normal situation. Yeah, the mother would always
sit in the back seat. Unless it was like really
super s Really, that's.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Not how it goes. According to what I've according to
what I'm I'm gathering from online, the etiquette is the mom, yes, yeah, anybody,
the older person really, whoever's all her gets the front seat.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
It's not like I made like the rule like they
always like going to the back seat.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Never. Yeah, No, it has never been a discussion.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
You're supposed to give up if you're supposed.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
To give up a seat on a bus for an
older train for a person, So it goes. I think
that goes along with the same the same thing. Now
offer My question is you're in that situation you in
this case the boyfriend, all right, Greg, you're driving, Yes,
it's Mario and mom and your mom.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
My.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Mom's sitting in back. She prefers it, I think, unless
I've been wrong my home.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
She doesn't prefer it. She wants That's the argument here.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I would absolutely let her sit up front, and you would.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Tell Ario, but Mario was pissed about.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
You're missing the whole point of the argument. If this
was the exact same scenario, you have to you have
to make.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
The call who's sits to the front seat. They both
want the front seat. Your mom and Mario both want
the front seat. Who sits in the front?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Mom?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I agree?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, every time, I'd be like, I'll in the back.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
You're driving for the sake of the spirit of the argument.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
That's not in front, then we're not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
No, I'm just like, well, it's funny is that the
mom ended up getting in her own car and then
just drove and met them at the.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Okay, a different hypothetical, you Woodie, your wife and her
parents who are visiting, All right, you're going out. Who's
sitting up front?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Typically my father in law will set up Oh really, yeah,
he'll set up front with me. My wife and her
mom will sit in the back, and you know, hand
it up.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
In my house, if there's four of us, it's me
and Mario up front, parents in back.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Yeah, as long as they've got a betty. And but
it's never like a discussion. This is automatically. We walked
to the car, and as a passenger, I prefer to
be in the back.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I don't I don't know how many people are actually
gonna like argue and fight about, Like my kids will
fight who gets to sit in the front. I'll go
all right, look, wanting on the way there, wanting on
the way back in the back shut up or book
in the back. Yeah exactly, But I would be I
would be disappointed if I had that actual situation where
my wife was arguing with you know, one of our

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parents about who sits in the front.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, how old is everybody?

Speaker 5 (50:08):
And Greg, I'm with you, like if I just don't
feel like talking, which I know is shocking, but it
does happen a lot, especially in the car. I'm like, baxis,
I got backsies.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Now, there are some people that are making the argument
that once your child has another significant other, you are
the back seat to that person, Like you are no
longer that person. You were always their mother, you were
always the father. But your daughter now has another man
in her life, your mom or your son now has
another woman in his life and that is his spouse. Yeah,

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that spouse goes up front.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
But that but you got to make it official, you
got to put a ring on.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
That's why I think, because you hear it goes like
you're you're not even married. The mom's like yelling like yeah,
so maybe that's what she's thinking, like, hey, once you're married,
then yeah of course, and then you can sit up front.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
And the girlfriend's like, I don't want to break the
seal on this, or I'll always be in the back.

Speaker 17 (51:07):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
You don't get to get to the oval office until
you're the president.

Speaker 19 (51:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
I haven't been elected yet something, you're still running for office.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Here.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Here's how you compromise. You offer mom the front seat,
just to be polite. Obviously she wants it. She'll say
no once, thinking you're going to offer again, being like okay.
So she gets one refusal and then she goes in the.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Backroom with Greg like who even knew this was a
big deal.

Speaker 9 (51:29):
I mean, I'll always volunteer and then just sit in
the back. It's not a discussion, it's just sit.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
I don't get the question about if you're getting into
an uber and there's a third row, I don't I'll.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Crawl in the back.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
I love the third row.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
It doesn't matter to me.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Fun I'll get back there. I don't care.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
Yeah, if I knew it was an uncomfortable back seat,
then I definitely I would offer, Like, no, you guys
sit up in the front.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Yeah, my mom some eighty year old and they got
to squeeze into the back. Then, no, they can sit
up front.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
My mom's got a thing going on, her hip issue,
you know, hip repressument, the thing went wrong with gall
is fine, you know what, it's more comfortable for her
to be upfront.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
That way easier to get in and out.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Fine, Yeah, of course, yeah, of course I'm not going
to sit there. And you know that's a non issue
battle about who's sitting up front.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Now.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
We used to have these family friends. I found it
to be highly embarrassing, and I don't know how she
lived with herself, a husband and a wife. No matter
where they went, what they did when they drove and parked,
the husband had to get out of the car. The
wife just sat there in the passenger seat and you
had to walk around and open the door for her
every single time.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
But she looked.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
Yeah, she made like a bitch face. She would just
sit there. We're all out of the car, and I'm thinking, like,
why is she just sitting there with a bitch face
because the husband does to go open the door.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
So funny though, because I just saw this video that's
gotten a gajillion views about this guy who's all pissed
that his wife didn't wait for him to this is
how we do it in our house. He didn't wait
for you to open the door.

Speaker 11 (52:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I'm like, well, which is it?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
No, I was calling the husband a beach.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Oh well, I guess both if you look looking back.
But she seemed like a bitch.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
This one's tough, fellas. If you're married and you have
a daughter, here's a question. Your mom, your wife, your daughter,
rank them? Who comes first? In general? Who comes first?

Speaker 17 (53:24):
Daughter?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Daughter?

Speaker 11 (53:27):
Yeah? Daughter?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah, yeah, she's what situation though, You're just just in general,
Like my wife's a grown woman. The daughter. I think
it's a dad, and I.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Think your mom should.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Moms would choose you know, son, husband, father, It's gonna
it's gonna be the son, the husband last on all that,
like I would of course.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Parents.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, I think I saw that. I was like, man,
I don't that's see. Daughter is easy. That's an easy
number one for me. That's tough. That's the tough part.
I guess what are we talking about?

Speaker 5 (53:59):
I mean that's the question. Yeah, you just said in general.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
Yeah, yeah, it's your question.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah, no, I know, And I've looked at it. This
has been sitting here, this has been sitting here in
the studio for three weeks. I glanced at it, thinking,
we're bringing up everyone. You know, I'm gonna bring this
up at some point talking. But yeah, we're talking about
this front seat business. Well it got me thinking about
this one because all right, let's let's let's get in.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
But like you and I have your wife or daughter,
we have a mutual friend who would absolutely say wife
because he's like the foundation of the family is the
mom and dad and if that's not strong, then everything
falls apart. So it's always I'm always going to pick
my wife over my kids. And that's their thinking. So
you don't think of it that way, because.

Speaker 10 (54:39):
Your wife's your partner, right yeah, and your decisions and everything.
That's your partner in life, right you know, Like if
it's not just about like I love her more, it's
about without this strong like mom and dad, husband wife thing,
what's the point of any of it.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
There was there at Overstone that's.

Speaker 15 (54:57):
A friend of yours.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I can't wait for you to talk to him.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
That's an overstatement. Well, he needs a babysitter, he needs that.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
There was an old time he soap opera wedding. I
might have been days of our lives. I don't know whatever. Oh,
and the the woman was giving her vows at the altar,
and she said, I promised to love our children as
much as you, but never more. And I thought, oh, babie,
why you shouldn't love your kids more than your wife.
She was like, the found like Sammy said, that's the

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foundation of your family and the wife.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Okay, I think I agree with a lot of that.
And I guess because we're talking in a general sense,
not anything specific. There are times where I'm like, I
tell my mom you're wrong. I'm out one of those guys.
It's like, okay, whatever you say, mom. Mommy like, yeah,
I will tell my mom. I've gotten into it. My
mom like we like, I like went off a number

(55:58):
of times where I'm like, you are dead wrong, you're
sounding crazy, blah blah blah blah blah. I've done the
same with my wife, you know. So it depends on
the situation of who. But I think in general overall
daughter number one, wife, mom, I think because I think
the mom, I think my mom. If I'm looking at
from a general standard, I would think and I would hope,

(56:20):
I would hope my mom would understand. Yeah, I think
she would. I think I think she would.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
But when you get married, that's your new nuclear family
or whatever, like you got to take care of your wife.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, because on a day to day basis. Yeah, so yeah,
day to day basis, it was your mom until a
certain point. And then as you move forward in life
and now you're running things, you know, with this other person.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
It's hard though, because as a daughter, it's like, don't
try and get between me and my mom. You know,
that's my mom. So like I I you know, she
moves up in the power ranking. That's like daughter mom.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I'm against. I'm against the blind loyalty thing like yeah,
like where the mom can never be right, Like you know,
get me wrong, I'm saying. But I'm saying like, if
the it's my wife and I and it's something with
her mom and the mom's clearly in the wrong, this
is hypothetical, and I go, your mom's totally wrong. If
she's just gonna blind to defend, that's dumb.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
You can't say that about my mom, Oya, I can
say that.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I'll tell you what. You know. I'm like, yeah, you
know what, my mom's being totally paranoid. Yeah, you know,
my mom gets paranoid about like thinking that there's like
some kind of conspiracy against you know, well, I think
she thinks that I but I'm like, no, nobody, Mom,
nobody's thinking that way. I promise you. You're you've made
this thing into a whole thing. You sound nuts.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
But when you're talking about power rankings, maybe you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Power rankings persons in a weird way.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
But when you're talking about that, you're probably talking about
like who do you take care of the most? You know, like,
because you're like, what are we basing this on? Maybe
it's that like you take care of your daughter, and
then you're gonna choose wife and then.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Mom daughter wife? Yeah, mom, fellas, what do you?

Speaker 20 (57:53):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (57:53):
It's like what he's mom? Happy Mother's Day? You remember three?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Well, somebody somebody on the text was asking, Okay, so
Mother's Day, Uh, who who is the focus on that day?

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Is it your wife or is it your mom? You
be your mom because it's mother's Day. Your mom's not
wife's day. Thank you, that's own mom.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Yeah, that's my kid's responsibility step up for their mom.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
But are they doing that?

Speaker 11 (58:20):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Are they doing that?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
As you've seen, they're very thoughtful, very thoughtful.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Maybe not as much with us as they are with Gina.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Over the top.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
I got the queen's treatment.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
Yeah, but yeah, well the husband's mom is still alive,
she should be the focus on Mother's Day. Yeah, not
the wife, but the wife.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Is the mother of your children.

Speaker 9 (58:39):
You are the reason that she became a mother to
begin with, How are you then she's not your mom.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Made her a mom.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
You made her mom. You're the reason she's more welcome.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Now you get to have this day. If it wasn't,
if it wasn't for me, you would not be celebrated today.
But I agree with Greg. It's Mother's Day. You're supposed
to be celebrating your mom. It's your mom, your mom,
and then you know, of course, like you, it doesn't
mean there's only one acknowledgement you can acknowledge. But I'm
saying that we're talking about a hierarchy here. It would

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be your mom and then mother of your children.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
My mom used to make me give Mother's Day cards
to my aunts and if they're.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Not my mom, yeah, we used to do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Yeah, I think you know.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
And then the other one I would throw in there
too is Grandma.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I gotta do Grandma.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I did do Grandma because she really I've been going back.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
And forth on my Should I send something to my grandma?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yes, like this this year your book? Yeah, yeah, of course, Yeah, yep,
I love my grandma.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a
text over to two two nine eight seven. A lot
of thoughts on the text. Oh yeah, if you don't
put your significant other first, that's where the resentment grows.
Parents will be gone and eventually your kids will get
their own partners and you'll be left with your significant other.
If you always push them aside, that resentment will always
be there. Well cool, I'm going out with the boys.

(59:59):
Get your own right, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
I'm pretty sure Sammy's dad is not going to get
me in the silent treatment. I think Sammy's dad texted
and he said his rankings are daughter, wife's sons.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, there you go, there's your dad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, that's so nice that he's listening.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Samuel.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
All right, Uh, texts coming over. We were discussing a
couple of things. Who gets to the front seat. There
was that battle between this mom and her son's girlfriend.
They were getting in the car and they got into
an argument about who got to set up the front
that important. We discussed that, we got everybody's take on that,
and then it reminds me I had this other question.

(01:00:40):
It's been staring at me for the last it's been
on a piece of paper here in the studio for
the last few weeks. All right, fellas, who are married
and have a daughter? Your mom, your wife, your daughter?
Who comes first in your life? And we kind of all,
you know, broke it down, and I finally came up
my answer daughter one wife, then mom, No knock on mom,

(01:01:05):
but ye know, but yeah, in the spirit of the discussion.
So two and nine texting over, my wife came before
our kids. She comes first and sits in front with me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Okay, speaking of who.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Comes first, somebody else texted over, f Mary kill. Okay, okay,
f Mary kill, your mom, your wife, your daughter?

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Yeah, there's only two guys answer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
You guys are sick. So that came over on the text.
I'm like, oh my god, that's that's impossible. Then I
thought more about it. Okay, God, it's not as difficult
as I thought. If you if you have to go
with you again in the spirit of the question, in
the spirit of the question, f Mary, kill your mom,

(01:01:54):
your wife, your daughter. Here's how I think it should
play out. Okay, you marry your daughter, yeah, because you
can have you can have a sexless marriage. Most marriages
are okay.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Eventually you like you know, they sometimes say that, like Mom,
I'm gonna marry day Okay, yeah, I do. Right, So
you marry the daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
You f your wife because there's no way you're going
to do anything sexual with your mom.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Your wife by default is very right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
That's what I'm saying. I think when I really stopped
and thought about, like this is a little bit easy,
way easier than I thought it was going to be.
That makes the most sense. And if you have anything
else you're.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Sick, you got to finish it off. You got to
say it. You got to kill mom.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
But yeah, in the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Spirit of the argument, no offense.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Umber three getting killed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Somebody in somebody brought that up on the text. You
guys are disgusting. How dare you? That's wrong with the audience.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
But did we get like a current I know we
brought up, but did we get a current power rankings? Though,
like I know that's gun to the head, but like
current power rankings in your life, like who's number one?

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Your wife? Daughter?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Mom?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Like who's making you the happiest? Basically, who's making you
the power rankings? You don't why you got to choose violence.
I'm choosing not to engage in that. I've answered enough
tough questions. I didn't f Mary kill your daughter.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
I had to, uh power ranking your Your daughter came
out pretty good in all scenarios you did. She's a
good girl.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
She did most of the time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yea, I tell my kids all the time because my
what my daughter will go, uh, well, I f Mary
kills my wife. I guess, uh, my daughter will say
I'm the favorite. I go, well, maybe today, Yeah, you know,
you kids, you and your brother are like stocks. Some
days you're up, some days you're down. It just depends

(01:04:02):
on the day. Some days you're riding high and you
are by far the favorite. Other days i'd sell you. Yeah,
it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
She goes, no, overall, I'm the best, and I go, well,
that could be true today.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah, you're the best of today, between you, your mom
and your brother, you could be number one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
You say this in front of your wife, Yes, and
she knows, but.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Doesn't she know the dog is number one?

Speaker 11 (01:04:29):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
The dog is always number one. She needs to be
reminded of that. Yeah, they always get on me because
I'm such an apologist for the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Well, she's the nicest thing living.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Thing in this house.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
She will literally starve herself to death for me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Yeah.

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there at the Woody Show. Uh so Chipotle CEO people
are talking about this, responding to complaints about portion sizes,
which Greg complains about all the time, quite often, but
not necessarily at Chipole. You don't really go to Chipotle,
but like when you would go to Panda Express, he would.
He's been bitch about Panda Express and Subway for years.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
I still go to both.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
You still go to subway?

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
Yeah, I mean not frequently.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I've been to a subway.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
They're just so damn convenient.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
You're everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
They're just everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
It's been at least five years, I would say since
I've been to a SEB it's probably been about a year.
It's been over ten for me. The sandwiches I find
big enough. It's just their te teeny cheese, and.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Then they put the olives on, and then they actually
reach back into the sandwich to take about two slices
off and throw it back into the thing. Like, oh yeah,
what a bankrupted the whole company and with those two
olive slices.

Speaker 11 (01:06:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
So the Chipotle thing because customers were complaining that the
you know, portions are smaller, inconsistent. Well, at the same
time the prices keep going up like like everything.

Speaker 11 (01:06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
So Chipotle CEO his name is Scott boat, right, and
he was doing this interview and this is what he
said in that interview.

Speaker 21 (01:06:41):
It has always been our brandy thoughs and it is
still to this day. We served big, beautiful bows and burritos,
no questions asked.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
So you're not skipping people, Well you're not.

Speaker 13 (01:06:51):
If you want more, you should ask for a little more.
Promise you.

Speaker 21 (01:06:54):
There's never a team member on that line is going
to say no. We will continue to put he beenspoonfuls
of food and bowls. Dude, I tell my team all
the time, put as much food in that bowl and
bbrito as you possibly can.

Speaker 13 (01:07:06):
I want the consumer to tell you it's too big.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Now here's the thing. Yeah, well, I mean remember the
first time you had a Chipotle burrito, Like, damn, that's big. Yeah,
something's huge.

Speaker 19 (01:07:18):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I just got used to it. And that's what happens.
You get you get accustomed to a certain thing, and
so if they change it, it's gonna be noticeable. Of course,
they're gonna give you more. The question is are they
going to charge you now for like a double port That's.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
What I'm saying. Of course it's gonna say like DC
like extra chicken. They're gonna write it on there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
They're never gonna tell you no, you can't have some more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
But like is it more?

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Are you going to get more for the standard portion price?
Or are they gonna upsell you on that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Left that out?

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Also, like isn't there franchise ease? Like I don't know,
I don't know how Chipotle works.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Are those are those franchise I think there is some
because I think I met a listener that owns one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Yeah, but I'm sure they have to follow you know,
you know, versal rules, like for they can't just give
like as much as they want.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Yeah, Chipotle is not a franchise.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
The company owns and operates all of their more than
three thousand, two hundred plus restaurants to get strict control
over food quality, company culture, their ethos.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
He said that, yes, that's like the new buzzword.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
And operational consistency. It's our belief, that's our ethy like
a regional manager or something where Morgan go. This seems
like a this seems like a mission for Morgan, a
Morgan mission or a Sea Bass mission. How much with
the standard with the standard price? All right, so here's

(01:08:42):
here's your assignment. If you're if you're up for it,
I'll buy you fly. Just go to a Chipotle today
at some point and go down the line and you know,
ask them whatever it is, ask for more, more, meet more,
and then and then they go and they go, oh, say,
I want just the regular you know, yeah, like I

(01:09:03):
don't want that, not the double portion, like for that price,
I want like the regular ball price.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
See how much they give me?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Yeah, because the guy just said, they'll never tell you,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
Yeah, he tells his team to put as much as
they can in the bowl. But I want to I
want to test.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
I want to test, Like how much more will they
give you and charge you before they before they charge
you more?

Speaker 11 (01:09:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
Okay, perfect. Because there was a guy in front of
me at Chipotle that was so obnoxious. He was like
a teenager and he was like little He was like,
tell you what I promise you got this like from
his dad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
He's like, I want you to keep.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Pilotter on until you think you're gonna get fired.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Like okay, cool guy, I don't need to be a
dig about that, guying the policy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
So yeah, this is what the guy said. Now what
you can do is when they said, well, I don't know,
you start playing that.

Speaker 13 (01:09:50):
It has always been just hold big beautiful bulls and burritos.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
I want a big beautiful ball or burrito. So you're
not skimping people, We're not no questions.

Speaker 13 (01:10:03):
You should ask for a little more.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
To ask for a little more. What does that mean?
A little more?

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Ask like again like oh good, and can I have
a little bit more?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Like isn't this your boss?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Well, It's like those videos that you see where people
say I'm just going to keep asking for you know,
they come aroun, would you like some pepper on the salad?
And it's just like this crazy amount, like it's a
pile of pepper on top of the salad, and to
the waters going are you serious? Or they bring that
little cheese around. No, a little bit more, No, a
little bit more, a little bit more, and the guys like,

(01:10:36):
are you serious?

Speaker 11 (01:10:37):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
This walk always been an issue with Greg and never
me or Woody or anybody else, but.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
Only every panda. Yeah, panda, but every texture.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I've always gotten great portions of Panda.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
But my buddy, you should try this because my buddy
he kind of like agrees with you, Greg, and he
always had a strategy so when they're starting to like
pour things into the container, he starts talking to them
to distract them so they keep on going, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
I'll try that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
Our former wood He Show employee, Randy, used to work
at Panda yea, but he agrees.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
Yes, but I do agree with the panda that he
worked at, and with the panda that I go at
that location.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
I've often wanted to tell them, look, I will pay
you whatever it takes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Just put more.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
It's so tiny is go to Chipotle a lot As
long as it's not the meat, you can put a
lot on there. I'm known as the cheese guy because
I tell them more and more cheese until they can
barely close the lid.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
To the ball.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Well, I'm going to do both.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I'm gonna do toppings and meat, right. Yeah, that's what
the CEO is saying.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Yeah, you get it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
No, I haven't gone to Chipotle in a long time,
and Chipotley that's one of his words.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Yeah, and the bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
I would always order double meat, but I had to
pay for it. I also had Chipotle Bowl for lunch yesterday.
It was super mega loaded. Without asking, I was able
to eat half and save the rest for dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
I loved doing this question.

Speaker 16 (01:12:01):
Do I have to save it to bring it in
the next day to prove y'all no, you deserve to
eat it just like well, try to try to get
like some video and audio like do that whole thing
like like not not like no morgasm is required, but
just like you know, like you do for those kind
of things like just to see we'll test it out,
just to see what they say.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
And go to a random one, you know, just to
pick a pick a random Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Which one wouldn't be random, is my question?

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
I don't know if you go to one on the regular,
I haven't been there. Yeah, yeah, just pick a random Chipotle.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
And then there's actually one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Right down the street from the station.

Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
Yeah, very close.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Yeah, right by overkind by where Sammy is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
Okay, perfect, Just don't overdo it with the rice or
there won't be much room.

Speaker 16 (01:12:44):
Because yeah, you're right, like that's just rice and then
extra every yeah stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
What what would they care about the most? The meat?
The protein, right, and then the meat gua cheese sour
cream is probably what they're going to be the most
stingy about.

Speaker 17 (01:13:00):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I used to go, yeah, I've always wanted more corn,
and they.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Were like, no, all right, focus on the corn.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Well, go do that and report back let us know
how KOs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Well, this is this is good news.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Remember that dog reading and research facility in Wisconsin that
was in the news recently. Oh yeah, and all the beaglesgulls.
Yeah yeah, police recalled because this protest got so crazy.
Polase recall. They launched like tear gas and pepper spray
on the crowd to keep them from breaking in and
you know, taking the beagles inside. Well, those beagles are free.

(01:13:40):
A rescue group got like all fifteen hundred of them. Yeah,
they're now working with people around the country to find
good homes for these dogs, and they said they already
have like a thousand adoption applications. The rescue group says
the dogs they just want to be with people. They're
willing to accept love, and the younger dogs they'll just quicker.

(01:14:01):
The older dogs go to take some time. But uh,
they added that every one of the beagles they rescued
are super sweet, and uh, they're loving the attention because
they they know they're good now, you know, Yeah, they're
they're in they're in good shape.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
Beagles are so damn cute, but they are eternal toddlers
with ADHD.

Speaker 11 (01:14:21):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
They're so cute and I like them, but every beagle
I've met has been hyper, kind of stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
They're they're really sweet, though, but they are they're just
so damn hyper and so dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Theyd a lot. I don't beagles.

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
I think they're short hair. I don't know those like
my dog is short hair, but she sheds like crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Those short and the short hairs are the worst.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
Beagles share shed year round in spring and fall.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Yeah, because it's more difficult, I think, to get off
of stuff. And then number almost they're they're super pokey,
like you get one in your skin the right way.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
It's like it's like a porcupine coil.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
I'll take a short hair dog over a.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Long haired dog all day though YouTube and getting the
hair off a car seat virtually impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
I got this great mit thing. Yeah, it works great
because you get a little rubber tips on them, but
it goes back and forth and it collects it into
like a like a long strand right down the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
It works.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
I ordered one off off of Amazon just to see.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
I'll send you the ones.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
He's got rubber.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
I'm gonna need magic man.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Well, I mean the dog's not allowed on the furniture,
which we also bought another one. Because she all of
a sudden, and she hadn't been doing this for many,
many years, she decided that now she's gonna test herself
and get up on the couch and like when we're
not around, she get up on the couch and she'll
lay on the couch.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
She's get brave and we go what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
And she has this like guilty look. But then there's
like hair all over that part of the couch, and
as soon as I sit there, it's all over all
my clothes. That's the part I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I want the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
I don't want that part. So she's never been allowed
on the couch. So my wife bought these mats that
when they jump up there. We used to have one
that would just make this really loud like sound. Oh
my god. So as soon as pressure hits it and
it would freak around, and that stopped her. And then
those things have been gone for years because she stopped
with the couch jumping up on the couch. And then

(01:16:24):
my wife just found these these other ones. You bought
new ones and it makes a sound, but it also
gives like a little like oh, but it's like a vibration.
I put my hand on. I laid my hand on it,
so when you're expecting it, you can leave your hand
on there. It's kind of like touching your tongue to
like a nine volt type.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Of thing batteries where you shakes it one's.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Hand, yeah, or like that lightning reaction game that we have.
It's a vibration, it's not there's there's no Yeah, it's
not a shock.

Speaker 7 (01:16:48):
You kind of do what they do with cats and
then put a bunch of tinfoil on that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Because it really scares them?

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Catch? Yeah, okay, but guess what again? Exactly right, they're
not jumping up on there again. That's that's the gross
part about people with cats is that those cats go
in the little box.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
There you go, Sammy, Now you're going to be living
in a house with a cat. The kitchen counter there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Yeah, they're on all the surfaces where you're eating.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Hold on, is that official?

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Are you moving in?

Speaker 11 (01:17:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
She said she was.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
Yeah, yes, I'm going to.

Speaker 17 (01:17:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
It wasn't a matter of when. Yeah when.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Yeah, she said that the decision has been made to
move in.

Speaker 10 (01:17:25):
We're working on a floor situation right now. He needs
to redo the floors. The ones we picked out have
been discontinued.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Now. Notice he's been slow rolling this.

Speaker 10 (01:17:33):
No, we picked out the floors, and we we got
multiple estimates, but then the floors we picked out were discontinued,
so then we had to find other ones.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
And once the floors are done, and well, i'd really
get a fresh coat of paintings, Like, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Moving on so you read, I'm totally team Sammy on this.
It makes no sense. Let's move everything in just to
move it all back out and red the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I understand, No, I know you. Yeah yeah, And he
was also just making a joke about he's kicking the
can to keep it from moving up. Well, you know,
as soon as I get that first.

Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
And last months, last month's no, I'm getting the reverse
vibes like Samy's, like, well, I need it set the
way I want before I'm moving right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Yeah, she's being logical. Yeah, but yeah, that Matt is great.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
I'm looking at it. There's a tons of them on here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
I'll send you the link. I'll send you the link
to the fur.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
That goes right down the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Oh the mid you're no, the MyD sorry is the
dog gonna be allowed when you get your dog's gonna
be allowed on the couch.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
So this little princess can be anywhere she wants. She
is perfect, She's an angel. If she poops on the couch,
the kid's gonna get in trouble. She can do no wrong,
she's perfections.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I love that attitude, Gina, but you don't even know
that yet.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
But I'm going to train her and she's going to
do all the tricks.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
So my buddy Dan love him. He is obsessed with
his dog that he's got. He loves his dog. And
it's a little toy gay dog like yours is. I'll
show I'll show you a picture of it, and you
can tell me what kind of dog this is, so
people understand. Anyway, wife and I go to visit and
we're hanging out in the house. This thing does not

(01:19:13):
leave you alone where it's constantly licking your hand, looking.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
At your hand like like go white. It's like it's
cute and it's fun.

Speaker 11 (01:19:22):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
It's allowed on the couch, it's allowed everywhere, so it's
like it's on you and licking you. And if it's not,
it's on the ground. Now it's looking your leg.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
I watch a million dog trainer videos in your what
is this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
It's a little tiny it's like a cockapoo, like a
cocka goya first of all, a poo cockapoo, cocker spaniel.

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
Yeah, a little coup and that can.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Be a sign of like anxiety, and it's like you're
supposed to put them away when they do that, norige that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah, there's another pick.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
He sends me pictures of his dog like I care
all the time. Oh sad, like I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:19:57):
A guy, just another guy pictures of his dog.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Yeah, yeah, my response to them in the in the blue.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
There cute cats, Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (01:20:09):
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
It's like if it's behaved and can leave people alone.
But man, when the dog it's like constantly jumping up, bigger, bigger, small,
like a badly behaved dog where you have somebody over
and it's like jumping up, licking, just stop.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Especially when I do like that.

Speaker 10 (01:20:25):
I think little dogs should be able to still jump
up and say hello to people. And I get bigger
dogs if they're overpowering.

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
But why are you taking their excitement down? Let them
be excited.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yeah, but it's they don't ever leave you alone. It's
not like they it's like they're fixed of you and
then they go about their business. This dog, we were
there for like three hours. It was non constantly yeah, okay,
like just enough constantly.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Just the trainer I follow says you have to take
away their three apps, food, fun, and freedom. Those are
like the punishments, you know, like so if they do
something bad, you put them in their crate, or they
don't get treats. And that's how I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
To be strict.

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
And the experts say when when you walk in, the
dog gets super excited, they're all amped up to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
But I want to say, give them their joy happy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
My sister before she had kids, she was using the
dog as a practice run for having kids. I'd like, oh, well,
I forget what the dog's name was. Oh you know,
let's say Ziggy. Oh no, she gotta be quiet. Ziggy's nap.
Just we just put Ziggi down for his nap. What
do you mean you put the dog?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
You put the for a nap a bed.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Yeah, and now she just got this. Uh she got
another one, another Yorky oh tiny cue and and uh
they're doing kind of the same. Oh, the dog's name
was Oscar, treating Oscar's taking a nap.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Okay, your legal child.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
Puppies do need naps.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Well, like, I don't want to hate this dog, but
you talking like this makes me hate this dog.

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
I looked it up.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
And when we get this little one, they they supposed
to sleep like twenty hours a day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Great, yeah that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
It won't but well it has to be like two
hours up or Greg, it is a cat.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
That's a legal cat.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Yeah, legal cat.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
But interesting about Dan having that dog, it's a total
dichotomy because he's also a gun fanatic, right, Oh he is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Yeah we should.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
When I was visiting him, Greg that same visit with
the dog wouldn't stop licking my hand because Greg, Greg
and I we both love guns. So I FaceTime Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I'm like, hey, check it out a tour of this collection, dude,
he has ever stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Dude. The guy's got I don't know, no fewer than
seventy magazines filled with oh yeah, and they're all loaded,
ready to go. They're in a closet. He's got a
ton of guns and big stuff, small stuff, yep, everything. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
But yet he's got this a girl dog.

Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
But yet he's got this like, you know, many interesting dude,
you know, got him in the guns. So he has
this crazy neighbor across the street who wouldn't stop yelling
about Jews.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
And this guy is like, you know, clearly mentally unstable. Yeah,
and it's creeping out all the neighbors. And so his
wife goes, you know, because they didn't have anything. He's
super liberal, like not you wouldn't think, and uh, his
wife's like, maybe we should get a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
I love it because.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Well yeah, so he went from one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
And he's like it was one of those things and
he became sessed.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
And now he's got a billion guns. I'm like, well,
let this dude come over and try to anti jew YOUU,
because this guy's this guy's going to leave in a pile.
This is a neighbor right across from them. They're like
a they're like a townhouse development kind of thing, So
directly across from them, try that. And this guy's always
screaming about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Jews and death to Jews, that's wonderful, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
And he's like, yeah, maybe we should.

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
So that's I mean, his house is the wrong house.
He's ready to go. Oh ready to get past that
dog first. Exactly nothing but a Soca Sports Day with
the g Jeff Garci Jeff G Good Morning, what he show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
So the Lakers kind of teased us last night for
about three and a half quarters. They hung around, got
as close as four points, then it imploded. Lakers ended
up losing by eighteen. So Marcus Smart, how do you
think the Lakers played rash?

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Excuse me, yeah, that pretty much sums set up. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Big story was how bad Austin Reeves was. He was
three for sixteen shooting. Lakers did hold Sga in check.
If they could do that again and maybe get some
scoring from Reeves, they could steal a game. Lakers in
ok SE Game two tomorrow. Other NBA playoffs, Pistons won
last night. Tonight the most annoying fan bases in the world.
We'll be chirping again on social media. Nicks and Sixers

(01:24:45):
at four, then the Spurs and te Wolves at six thirty.
On the baseball another good outing from Otani. Wasted no
offense for the Dodgers last night. It's kind of like
that Kershaw syndrome. Early game today, won ten glass. Now
on the mound down in Orange County, the Angel beat
the White Socket.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
Say Serre's a flatter left front truck, this one says,
after watch the watch.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Tato's hit three home runs yesterday early game as well
today for the Angels. That's one oh seven in Anaheim.
Speaking of Anaheim, the Ducks and Golden Knights skate tonight again.
It's Game two at six point thirty from Vegas and
finding this morning?

Speaker 7 (01:25:19):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Fox Sports?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
And indeed are hiring a quote chief World Cup Watcher.
The job description is you have to watch all one
hundred and four matches in four K and you're gonna
live stream your reactions with the custom glass viewing cube
in times square so everyone will be watching you watch
the World Cup Now. The pay is fifty thousand dollars,

(01:25:40):
which isn't bad. But moving to New York for a month.

Speaker 7 (01:25:43):
Nah, I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
And that's your Sokal Sports all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Right, Jeff Ger, it is the Woody Show eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Question for the
Kings fans, who are you rooting for in that matchup
between the Ducks and the Golden Knights? You hate both
as a Kings fan, you hate both teams with a passion.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Who's the less?

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Are you going with the Ducks only because it's so colin?

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Do you go with the Golden Knights only because you
hate the Ducks so much?

Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Which I'm just curious if you're like a hardcore Kings fan.
I was gonna ask our friends Chad and Eileen because
they are the most hardcore Kings fans that I know,
and they hate both the team so much, Like I
don't think they'll even go to a concert at the
Honda cent Oh my god, because an artist they like,
but they won't even go there because it's where the
Ducks play. Let's say the same thing goes for Ducks

(01:26:43):
fans hating the Kings. You know, in this situation, you're
a Kings fan who you're rooting for? Are you going
for the Ducks or are you going to go for
the Vegas Golden Knight. Yeah, it's Tyler for you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
He's a fake Kings fan.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Kings fan.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
So this was the same problem for the last series
because it was the Ducks in Edmonton and King's fans
hate both, so it's back to back. Personally, I hate
the Knights more than I hate the Ducks, so.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
I guess go Ducks.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
But if there's a way for Class Stadium to kind
of explode, that'd be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Wow, Okay, all right, hold on, I'm gonna I'm gonna
ask our friend Eileen here.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Well, let it let her know that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, so you're on the air. Yeah,
quick quick question as a hard core as a hardcore
Kings fan, in the matchup between the Ducks and the
Vegas Golden Knights, who do you root for? I am
rooting for the Ducks.

Speaker 11 (01:27:39):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 22 (01:27:39):
I just think they're so cute and young and fast.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
I really you want them to beat the Knights.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
That's the nicest thing you've ever said about the Ducks.

Speaker 8 (01:27:47):
That I heard.

Speaker 22 (01:27:48):
Dude, I am so I've done a one eighty, like
you cannot believe.

Speaker 13 (01:27:53):
Okay, I swear.

Speaker 18 (01:27:56):
I don't even get it.

Speaker 22 (01:27:57):
I totally don't even get it. What I really yes,
I'm so sorry. Please don't be disappointed at me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
I'm not disappointing. I'm just surprised, like I'd never I
thought there was a chance that you could go for
the Nights because you hated the Ducks so much. You
know what I learned the season.

Speaker 22 (01:28:12):
I think I hated the Ducks because of certain players
that I hated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
And they're all gone, all right, fair enough, I seriously do.

Speaker 13 (01:28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:28:21):
So I'm like, I'll go Ducks these days. And I
have a good friend and I want my good friend
to be happy. And he's a huge Ducks fan.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
And my dad was a Ducks fan.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
So very later decision I made. I mean, you are
og Orange County, You're you're born and raised in Orange County.

Speaker 22 (01:28:36):
So that is true, that is true, but that was
part of the reason also for my angst.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Alright, all right, love you, all right, God, there I go.
That's surprised. That's the nice thing she's got, right, I said.
Earlier in the hour, we were talking about Chipotle and
the CEO, and he said that they will never deny

(01:29:03):
you a larger portion.

Speaker 21 (01:29:04):
It has always been our brandy those and it is
still to this day. We serve big, beautiful bowls and burritos.

Speaker 13 (01:29:11):
No questions asked.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
You're not skipping people, Well you're not.

Speaker 13 (01:29:14):
If you want more, you should ask for a little more.
Promise you. There's never a team member on that line
is gonna say no.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
All right, So we're gonna we're gonna put that to
the test. We'll see what We'll see what Morgan finds
when she goes, and she'll report back to us tomorrow.
You have your meta glasses, don't you. I do. However,
they blink.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
We're gonna know that I'm recording them. But the little
piece of like electrical tape over or something.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I can't say it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:36):
I mean, is that pretty obvious?

Speaker 13 (01:29:37):
Still menace?

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Well, it covers the lens, I mean lens.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
I thought that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
I thought the light was separate the lens.

Speaker 7 (01:29:43):
I thought it was two lenses.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
I don't know anyway, who said an idea? I thought
that was a good idea. Audio anyway, Who cares? But
the uh, the thing is, is this like investigating reporting?
He said, So let's let's see it's an investigative report.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
But knowing they're being filmed, won't they then just pile
it on?

Speaker 14 (01:30:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Will they know the old school route.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
With the phone?

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
The phone is the microphone?

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:30:08):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Because we're just we're not looking to get anybody in trouble.
I just want to see is this guy being legit?
And if they say anything about it, you say, hey,
you're CEO looking up on socials everywhere. Yeah, yeah, you
know this dude. Yeah, So we'll report back on that tomorrow.
Somebody said, as a follow up to Cinco de Mayo
that their wife wanted to go to Chipotle for dinner.

(01:30:33):
It's like, because it was Sinco de Mayo Chipotle, that's
where you're going for Cinco.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
De Mayo authentic, I guess, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Yeah, because we're we were making that joke about you know,
white people taco night. You know that song that you
hear people taco. We're getting taco shells from the grocery
and crown be from the grocery, right, So we were
we were laughing about that, and uh, one of our
friends said to me, you know, I heard that white

(01:31:03):
people tako and I think I'd never heard that before.
I go, yeah, it's all over social media, but it's
hella true, right, this is the white chicks. This white
chick she goes. You know what's funny about that, she goes,
I sent my husband out to the store to get
the rice aroni Mexican style. I'm like, dude, that is
the whitest issue. That's worse than the ortega taco shells

(01:31:26):
and the Artaga sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
There's Mexican restaurants everywhere, and.

Speaker 16 (01:31:30):
Did y'all always do like my mom would always do,
the hard taco shells?

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crapy. Look I like both. I like
the street the street style tacos. Those are cool. But
I do like a good crispy taco, like.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
A floppy corn.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Let's let's switch it up, let's get let's get crazy.
But I was, I was laughing just because, like, oh,
rice arony Mexican style, that's what it's called. They have
their own Mexican rice, but it's rice a roni Mexican stuff.
They also have a Spanish rice one. Yeah, rice Mexican style. See,
there's even there's even a couple of taco sitting right

(01:32:09):
on top of the plate, right there on the box.
The Mexican it's legit.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
I think you have to add like a jar of
salsa to it. That's what makes it Mexican style.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Got it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
Like chicken flavor?

Speaker 7 (01:32:20):
Yeah, sleep, I'm gonna get that tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
There's nothing wrong with the rice a roni. It's just
funny everything, you know for white people. Taco night.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Yeah, we're going out for Italian Garden. More Woody shows
coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
More Woody Show, is that the Woody Show and plenty
ways for you to be a part of things.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
You can call in.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Woody, text in too nine eighty seven cents, an email,
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social media look for it's there at the Woody Show
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called during the show eight seven seven four. What he
just like, if you have a random thought or you're

(01:33:07):
listening to the podcast, you still want to chance to call. Yeah,
I didn't get a chance to call. I want to
share your two cents about whatever the topic might be.
This is a follow up. This person called in with here,
Hello Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (01:33:20):
I was still getting over the fact that Gina almost
died from dehydration, and then y'all went and talked about
various things like not knowing where your pee hole was,
things of that nature. But what he also mentioned that
he thought that dermatologists was for women. That was maybe
one of the craziest things y'all had said on the show.
So I just wanted to encourage you all to please
go see the derm. It's for human beings. I take

(01:33:43):
pretty damn good care of myself and I went to
the Derham and found out that I had a pre
cancerous patch on my nose which had to get frozen off.
So please, what do you show? Do not think that
the dermatologist is just for women. I need everybody to
drink water over there, go see the dermatologists, put on sunscreen,

(01:34:04):
know your body anatomy and uh, and have a great
rest of your life.

Speaker 11 (01:34:11):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Well, so again it was always just an association thing
because whenever my wife would say, oh, I have a dermatologist,
the point I go, what are you doing? She goes,
I'm getting a facial or she would go for like
a little uh, what's the it's called botox, thank.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
You, But the grmatologising with skin right, I know, figtology.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
It was an association I'm getting, I'm fully getting And
by the way I went, I told you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
And you got the full body thing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
They did the full body examination and like, wow, I
guess I don't have really any moles.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
I don't. I don't have so they're like, wow, this
is easy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
You don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
And I'm not a huge sunscreen guy like I do,
not for everyday outings when I'm in Mexico and I'm
on the beach. All yeah, so it's knock on what
it's it's it's a it's pretty shocking.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
When they did your body mapping or whatever. I don't
think I asked you. Did they look like in your
butt cheeks? Yeah, because I had like a freckle in mind,
and I don't know if I'm supposed to get that
looked at. Is a freckle?

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
Oh yeah, no, they look in your butt everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
I was talking about how they made them spread a
different than though, Right, it's not like freckles turn into cancer.

Speaker 13 (01:35:25):
Stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
We don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
You have to be raised. If a freckle could be cancer, yeah,
absolutely it can.

Speaker 13 (01:35:30):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
I mean, what do you consider a mole like something
that's I thought are more raised? Yeah, right, but a freckle,
that absolutely can. I have a big one on my
chest that's not raised whatsoever, and that's one that I'm
getting removed really yeah, okay, And the left side of
my face is all pre canceros too, So I'm on
this chemotherapy ointment.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
That chemotherapy ointment.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Yeah, isn't that crazy? We live in the future.

Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Chemotherapy ointment.

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
It's an ointment.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Yeah, oh god, it's because the left side because of
your driver's side, right, probably because all that sun comes
through the window it hits your right on the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Cheap like would be everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:36:04):
Yeah, So Greg, how Are you having the one on
your chest removed if it's not raised?

Speaker 11 (01:36:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
How they how they remove?

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
Yeah? They kind of do like a football shaped uh
cut around it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
So you're gonna have like a little dimple there.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
Probably, And then I'm getting something on my nose taken on.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Right now, your chest can look stupid everywhere, I know. Yeah,
and they leave that shirt on at the pool, Greg,
welcome to our world, right menicine, I know it's gonna
be weird.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Don't shirt on. Don't subject to anybody to that. It's
called florora sill anyway, Yes, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
I just associated it with chick stuff because that's every
time my wife would go before the facial and for
the boattop that's there, which I guess we go for
those things. But yes, also when you have these other things.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
I didn't know dermatologists did facials.

Speaker 11 (01:36:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:49):
I thought it was just like lotion and stuff, you know, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
So, uh, there was a guy in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
He had this dangerous irregular heartbeat and he got it
fixed during a routine rectal exam. Excuse. So the story
is pretty funny.

Speaker 11 (01:37:07):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
The guy goes to the hospital. We always make jokes
Greg about how they want to see your penis and
no matter what. And you had joked, you had joked
about the dermatologist, you know, spreading, but they did. They
looked everywhere, they looked, They spread his butt, cheeks, they
went under.

Speaker 6 (01:37:22):
His bagh, the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Anyways, this guy, he went to the hospital. He had
a heart read one hundred and forty beats per minute,
and he was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation, right, so you've
heard of that before, yes, So before doing any of
the other treatments, the doctors performed an exam to check
for internal bleeding and his heart rates suddenly dropped back
to normal and the arrhythmia disappeared. And so the doctors

(01:37:49):
think it worked by stimulating the vagus nerve vegas vegas.
Is it called vegas vegas vegas vegas vegas. It's spelled
v A g u s vegas the vegas nerve and
like that's in your butt, yeah, or access through your butt, right.

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
Because if you that'll make you pass out and then.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Helps control heart rate and it can slow it down
when it's activated. So they think they did what to
the vegas nerve, like like they stimulated it when they're
doing this. This rectal exam so.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
Crazy because there's so much online right now, like if
you get nervous or if you would ever do this,
it'll stimulate your vegus nerve. Like that's like a buzzword
thing right now. So I didn't know you could go
in rectally. Yeah, let's all give it a try.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
It's a new standard treatment. You know, you didn't know
that for different things. But like they say, and this
is just rare because it just shows how nerve stimulation
can sometimes impact heart rhythm and unexpected way. So this
is not like the new way they're going to treat, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
My mom's been in for a while now, okay, I Hey, so.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
When you're constipated or when your heart rate's a little high,
just put.

Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
Through the buttle Yeah, right, the dump, my buddy, that's
e MT. I found out. I found that out from
him because he said, yeah, like people will pass out
on the toilet because of that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
People can die.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
Wasn't that like a joke, like if someone's acting crazy,
like hey, chill you out, like you know, like uh
like yeah, like like like something like someone someone trying
to think, how.

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
Can say it? Yes? If they're acting up?

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Yeah, like some somebody needs done up the butt that
you need to chill out.

Speaker 10 (01:39:23):
I remember hearing about dogs when they get in a fight,
you have to stick the finger of the butt to
get the stope.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
That Maybe that's where that came from. Then like, hey,
because you're like you show somebody's going right in your Assam,
he's done calm down, even when he wants to do it.
You need to chill We got to get break because
we have a couple of people joining us. Next, what
do you show crossfire with Hammer and Hank and our

(01:39:48):
friend half Baked? Well, talking about all the world's issues,
some of the stuff that's in the news. We'll get
the boys take on different things. What do you show
Crossfire next? After the break? Hang on, Hi, welcome back everybody.

(01:40:11):
So we have a couple of guys to talk to
you here what he showed Crossfire with Hammer and Hank
and half Bake. Yeah, let's bring the boys in. We'll
start by saying hello to half baked, Hey, half baked,
good morning, older yet half baked.

Speaker 14 (01:40:32):
How are you my friend who would have been watching
the Holgan document.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Oh yeah, that's the other thing I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Uh that was out there. What are you, So, what
are your thoughts. I know how you feel about Nick Hogan,
but now that you're watching this documentary, they walked.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Oh they didn't even mention him.

Speaker 23 (01:40:52):
Well he's in it, but they didn't talk about his evil.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Folks.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
What that was when Cogan did?

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:41:00):
What did?

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
What did Nick Cogan do?

Speaker 24 (01:41:02):
Let's just say, got behind the wheel after drinking eighty beer?

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Eighty eighty then beer.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
That's bad enough, but whatever anything else?

Speaker 8 (01:41:15):
It maybe cute?

Speaker 16 (01:41:16):
Is this?

Speaker 7 (01:41:18):
No, he didn't die?

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Come on, wait, the best friend didn't die. I thought
he died.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
He didn't die, but he was pretty much passable.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Yeah, okay, No, he died of injuries. Yeah, he's passed away.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't think he lived
twenty twelve, like immediately at the crowd, not the crash scene,
but like yeah, like ten days later from those Yeah anyway, news.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
Uh yeah, so half baked we have him. And then also, ladies, gentlemen,
please welcome Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 11 (01:41:45):
Yeah, let me chill.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
What's up, Hank?

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
How you doing, buddy?

Speaker 23 (01:41:52):
Extremely good?

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
Extremely good? Tell everybody about your podcast. Hammer and Hank
has a podcast, guys, Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
Hosts a podcast. Everybody Ryan Hoppy called the Hammer and
Hank Show called Ryan Happy with Ryan Happy Dead is okay.
You can search it wherever you get your podcasts. Buddies,
check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
And we have both Hammer and Hank and Half Baked
with us, and we asked him about some some different
things crossfire, meaning like everybody's got a chance to have
an opinion, take issue with the other person's opinion. It's
just an opening table, open them, open form discussion, right exactly.
So we will start because Happy you were telling us
how you watch the Hulk Cogan documentary? Uh, how that

(01:42:35):
you either one of you watched the Michael Jackson movie.

Speaker 23 (01:42:39):
No, I'm not, I can't you can't it?

Speaker 13 (01:42:43):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
He just disturbs you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
Michael Jackson disturbed you?

Speaker 11 (01:42:47):
And what and what?

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
It's his look, his music, his look, his look scary
all right? Now? Do you think that he is guilty
of the crimes that he has been accused of.

Speaker 11 (01:43:00):
I believe he is.

Speaker 23 (01:43:02):
But let's just pretend he's not. Let's just pretend they
just hung out and played football. That's still not right.

Speaker 7 (01:43:14):
Why Why isn't that right?

Speaker 19 (01:43:16):
If you are old as hell, you can't hang out
with underage alone unless it's your old but hapaic.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
He was like, oh, but I'm like a kid, so
they're like my age.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Well you're not right, all right, so not a fan?
Do you do you like any of his music? Like,
let's put all that stuff aside. Looking Yah, I'll admit this.

Speaker 23 (01:43:41):
He's a lyrical miracle, all right. In eighty eight when
I was a seven year old piece of meat, I
thought he looked weird.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Then O, yeah, but would.

Speaker 5 (01:43:56):
You go to his house when h roller coasters and stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
I wanted to go there?

Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
Yeah, super cool.

Speaker 23 (01:44:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:44:06):
Actually actually I have a friend who is gift that
went there and he said it was like as good
or bitter than Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
Let's go to Hammer and Hank hammeron Hank. Did you
see the Michael Jackson movie? You love pop music?

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
Yes, I mean no, I don't like his music.

Speaker 5 (01:44:29):
Like his music here, big stance?

Speaker 8 (01:44:31):
Why still like Janet Jackson?

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
Jackson chants great, rhythm chants great. But I mean Michael
Jackson kind of hard to argue, Like from a music standpoint.

Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
I'm Janet Jackson Jackson.

Speaker 7 (01:44:44):
Do you think he's guilty?

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Do you think that he's guilty? One?

Speaker 8 (01:44:49):
Guilty?

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Guilty?

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
You heard it here. You heard it here from Hammer
and Hank. All right, guys, the other big story in
the news, and then we'll go back to you half
baked on this one. Spirit Airlines closes down. What you
what are your thoughts? Have you ever flown Spirit Airlines?

Speaker 11 (01:45:03):
No?

Speaker 23 (01:45:04):
I always go to San Diego, to La Always America West.
I've never flown Spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
You've never flown Spirit?

Speaker 11 (01:45:17):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Do you do you think that Spirit should have got
a They should have gotten a bailout from the government
to keep them around so they could be a low,
low budget carrier, you know, low cost carrier to kind
of keep the other airlines honest and you know, affordable.
They needed to go, they needed to go, all right,
all right? What about you, Hammer and Hank? Have you

(01:45:38):
ever flown on Spirit Airlines?

Speaker 14 (01:45:41):
Never?

Speaker 11 (01:45:41):
Never? Once?

Speaker 13 (01:45:42):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Have you ever flown You've been on an airplane before?

Speaker 11 (01:45:45):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:45:46):
Yes, I was on airport in nineteen ninety nine when
I went to Hawaii.

Speaker 6 (01:45:52):
Did you like to fly?

Speaker 16 (01:45:53):
So?

Speaker 6 (01:45:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:45:55):
I was to take a long reationship. I'd rather go
graym driving to us.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Hey was that Hawaii trip the one day you went
to go for the movie?

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:46:08):
It was a hip hopis Road that my old station
was promoting.

Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
Oh okay, yeah, okay, because he was part of a
show where they got flown out to go see a movie,
but then they party too hard and they skipped the movie,
and then the movie coming got really mad at them.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
Yeah, it was the whole point to go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
All right, hey, happig, I heard you. You made a
new purchase. You got a you purchased a new sports jersey.

Speaker 19 (01:46:33):
Yeah, even though he's on a bad list, I got
the white Lawrence Taylor.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
Okay, all right, so white there was Those were the
home jerseys, right, No, that's the way jerseys. Yeah, okay,
LT number fifty seconds.

Speaker 24 (01:46:52):
He became bad Later on eighty six, LT was yet
the only defender ever to win League MVP. He won
an award exclusive to offense as a defender.

Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
Okay, nice.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Let me get your take on this after hours voicemail
that we got so people. After the show's over, guys,
they can leave us a message at the same number
they called during the show, which is eight seven four,
Woody and half baked. Let's see what you think about
this one.

Speaker 20 (01:47:27):
Here's cracking everybody, first time color a long time listener.
Here about the sports cards memorabilia, man, the nineties was
saturated so much that all of that stuff doesn't matter
if it was Kobe Shack whoever.

Speaker 18 (01:47:39):
None of that stuff is worth anything anymore. My dad
died a two years ago, and I tried to sell
this collection last year. Do'by wanted any of it, like, absolutely,
none of it from the nineties. Anything that he had
from the eighties, you know, a couple of roockey cards,
Bo Jackson, stuff like that. I kept the Bo Jackson
because my favorite player. But nothing. I got nothing for

(01:47:59):
all of it stuff, and he had thousands of cards
and I literally had to give them away.

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
Okay, So he's saying that the nineties sports memorabil scene
is kind of oversaturated.

Speaker 14 (01:48:10):
That's basically true. But if you get your cards graded
by Beck, if there were something, okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
All right, okay, all right, fellas, back to the News
and Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
We will start with you.

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
So, teacher Appreciation Week is happening. Do you have any
fond memories of your teachers? Who was your favorite teacher ever?
And what made them so great?

Speaker 8 (01:48:40):
My favorite teacher when I was in college is a
damage you see, where'd you go to college and Glenn
and Tom lawm Tom?

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
Wait where where did you go to college?

Speaker 13 (01:48:55):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
Okay, as like Tom and Lonely College?

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
Okay, what did you colleges?

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
Okay? So are you working on your mastory how to
do good radio?

Speaker 23 (01:49:11):
Job? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
So what's the what's the one thing? Like the one
takeaway when it comes to doing good radio? What's the one?
What's the biggest thing you think you learned from one
of those teachers?

Speaker 8 (01:49:22):
How to run a board by break let's shoppydright, to
do good emotions?

Speaker 3 (01:49:33):
All right, very key, half bay. Do you remember any
of your teachers? Would you say that you had a
favorite teacher?

Speaker 11 (01:49:40):
Yes, my sixth grade teacher.

Speaker 23 (01:49:42):
And I told I've told everyone that I hate freem
up Christian, which I do. But the sixth grade was good,
but then it got bad later on?

Speaker 11 (01:49:55):
Why just bady?

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
Okay? But what made this teacher so good? What was
the teacher's name? Sixth grade?

Speaker 14 (01:50:04):
She was great?

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
Miss Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:50:08):
Wow, she's still alive? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
Do you uh do you ever look her up like
on Facebook or anything?

Speaker 18 (01:50:12):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:50:13):
But I wish her will oh babe?

Speaker 3 (01:50:18):
All right, guys, what about Ashley Graham SeaBASS? Remind everybody
who actually Graham is and what she said, and then
we'll see if you guys agree with uh with what
she says.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
Ashley Graham a plus size model for many years now,
but she is now saying that the ozepic age is
bad and saying that the use of these GLP one
drugs feels like a smack in the face to women
who felt like they've had a voice.

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
Okay, so the weight loss drugs are smack in the
face because like the whole body positivity movement, like people
just embracing you know, being fat and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
That's over.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
Yeah, because now people can even more easily do something
about it. So the people who choose even to that
point something about it, it kind of lessens weekends their argument.
What are your thoughts on that, Hammer and Hank, How
do you feel about the weight loss drugs?

Speaker 8 (01:51:03):
I think you sa why because I never tried it,
none interest in trying it and never going to try it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
So what do you What do you do for for
working out or for weight management?

Speaker 11 (01:51:18):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:51:19):
What's your approach?

Speaker 13 (01:51:21):
I walk a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:51:24):
Yeah, we have had you on the phone and you've
been walking by construction sides since st Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:51:30):
Yeah, but why are you so against it?

Speaker 8 (01:51:32):
You take it sick.

Speaker 3 (01:51:36):
Long term? I'm not sure what the long term side
effects are.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Yeah, but Hank, don't you take a bunch of medication.

Speaker 8 (01:51:42):
I take a promosol, p sem sine, and plowmac.

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
All right, so you don't think those have any side effects?

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
Nope?

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
Oh okay, do you take a Do you take a
vitamin drowsiness? Do you take a vitamin every day?

Speaker 11 (01:51:59):
Nope?

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
No, no vitamins here?

Speaker 8 (01:52:02):
Okay, they said, imagine taking vironlins really too good life?

Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
Okay, that's also kind of what hul Cogan right, Like,
say your prayers each your vegean, they take your vitamin
something like that, right, half baked.

Speaker 23 (01:52:19):
Yeah, dude, eighty ougan was legit, Like what do you say?

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
What was this whole thing? Like, say your prayers something,
take your vitamins.

Speaker 23 (01:52:29):
Take your vitamins and drink your milk.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Okay, you're gonna train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins.

Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
You'll never go wrong. Yeah, So, half big, what do
you think about the the weight loss medications? Are you
for them? You against them? Do you think it's a
hurting the body positivity movement?

Speaker 23 (01:52:47):
I think, on one hand, if it makes you skinny,
that's good. But on the other hand, there's start off
thing like it makes you drop a mood eighty times
a day.

Speaker 3 (01:53:00):
Yeah, drop a load?

Speaker 7 (01:53:06):
Wow, basically dropping loads.

Speaker 11 (01:53:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:10):
Look, I'm sure if that was legitimately one of the
side effects, like you have even more people taking on
down the street. Yeah, what do you? What do you do? Okay,
I don't take it?

Speaker 11 (01:53:23):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
Actually? What was that one supplement Greg that we had
Tony take when he was on our show, A jackieloid.

Speaker 6 (01:53:28):
Yes, that's it, and I tried it for a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
Jackuloid. Yeah, there is, look it up. It's a really
it's a real thing. Worked for Tony. That's what it's called.
A Jackuloid's supposed to help you produce like massively large.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Finest gas stations. Yeah yeah, yeah, so half.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
Baked. What do you do for any kind of like
exercise or weight management?

Speaker 23 (01:53:52):
I go to the gym and lift weights and.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
How's how's work going? Is it going?

Speaker 13 (01:54:00):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:54:02):
Yeah? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
Great?

Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
Yeah, it sounds sounds great.

Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
And then Hammer and Hank your anthem. I saw that online.
We reposted it. You did a great job, hammerd Hank
you guys got to sing another national anthem at a
minor league baseball game.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Yeah yeah, and you're singing how many times have you
done this?

Speaker 6 (01:54:20):
Now?

Speaker 11 (01:54:21):
Three?

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
Three?

Speaker 13 (01:54:22):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:54:23):
Hopefully will not be the last?

Speaker 3 (01:54:25):
No, no, dude, this is just the beginning. You're getting
your name out there, but I thought you did a
great job. It's posted on his instagram? What is your
Instagram handle? If people want to find you on Instagram?

Speaker 8 (01:54:35):
Djmeron Hanks. Also on my YouTube channel all right at
DJ hammer Ink and on TikTok and I am hammering Ink.

Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
Okay, alright, sweet at DJ Hammering Hank. You can check
them out there.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
You don't have Do you have a social media? Don't
think you do, do you?

Speaker 11 (01:54:53):
Yeah? I'm on?

Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
Oh yeah, what's your what's your Instagram?

Speaker 8 (01:54:58):
Shoo food?

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
Hugh Longwood Carter.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
On Instagram is where you can find half Baked fellas.
It's always a great catching up with you guys. Yeah, yeah,
half baked. Would you like to mention anything else before
we let you go? Have we said everything you wanted
to say?

Speaker 11 (01:55:20):
Yeah? I think Hull Cogan Sun is a discreet eye
all right? And then old fun enemy and I hope
he frize and the doble hockey sticks. He did what
Andre the Giant couldn't do. He just heated and bekrupted

(01:55:44):
whole comana.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
Wow, there's half bake and then hammered Hanky. I'm sure
you want to just mention your podcast one more time.

Speaker 8 (01:55:54):
Yes, you could check out the podcast called The Hammer
and Hank Show with Ryan Hoppy every week wherever you
get your podcast all right?

Speaker 3 (01:56:03):
At DJ Hammer and Hank, at Hugh Longwood Carter on Instagram.
What do you show crossfire, Hammer and Hank and half
Baked everybody? Yeah, thank you boys, we'll talk to you
all right, guys, we'll talk to you.

Speaker 18 (01:56:20):
What you shore?

Speaker 3 (01:56:22):
Thanks again to our friends.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
Half Baked and Hammer and Hank the best. And this
text six six ones half Baked is the best.

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
More people need to be like him. That's mateo checking in.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Yeah, this one said. The Southern text came over said,
are these two guys characters right out of hr puffing stuff?

Speaker 17 (01:56:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
Real people?

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
Is it hammer and Hank or hammering Hank? Like no,
it'd be like Hank is hammering those nails into that board, hammering.

Speaker 5 (01:56:55):
He's hammering those hits.

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
H A M M E R I and hammering, hammering.
We were asking about ozempic and the weight loss drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:57:06):
And things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:57:07):
Did you see, greg there's an ingredient I guess in
both ozempic and Magovie, and it's showing some early promise
for treating alcoholism.

Speaker 17 (01:57:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:57:16):
Really, and it's talking about that curbing your cravings and
what in general.

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
Yeah, because the numbers showed the patients who were given
a semiglue tide shot, so that would be ozempic and Magovie,
were able to cut their heavy drinking days by about
forty one percent compared to the twenty six percent who
just took a placebo. And on top of that, people
who have taken ozempic or Govy also said they've had
a lower alcohol craving and that they've you know, they've

(01:57:44):
had less Maybe I should talk to my doctor about
it as a whole.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
They even said the same thing with gambling. Just all
of that kind of And.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
It's funny because a miracle.

Speaker 5 (01:57:53):
Were we talking about it or did I see it
somewhere where they were saying it looks like it leads
to a little bit of depression, and the guy was like, no,
it's not impression. It's that people aren't getting those highs
from gambling evening you out, yeah, which is doctor Drew?

Speaker 6 (01:58:07):
What is the og that ozepic? Like the og one
because the guy that basically accidentally created it, he apparently
was gonna win a Nobel Prize.

Speaker 7 (01:58:17):
And should should still, I mean changed the.

Speaker 6 (01:58:19):
World, get on it.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
Nobel Committee researchers are still looking at all the facts,
but they say that in the battle against alcoholism, this
could be a huge breakthrough.

Speaker 6 (01:58:30):
Hell yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:58:31):
I know a lot of people that have gone on
it and they just don't drink as.

Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
We don't have the interest. That's what happened with me
with well buttre and it made me quit smoking. Wow wow,
well not quit, but it's just cut back a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:58:43):
The people who are so anti weight loss drugs because
they go well, diet and exercise. Okay, fine, that is
that is true, and if you want to do it
that way or that's that's fine. But I think I'm
convinced that the people who say that the only reason
they're so mad about it is because they did it
the hard way. They're all right so, or they're like

(01:59:06):
just those those workout diet nazis. The people who you know,
all their food has to be raw, vegan, you know whatever.
And so they're just mad because it was there was
something they always had over people, because they had that
discipline to eat right, they had that discipline to work out.
And people are losing significant weight, not just five or

(01:59:27):
ten pounds, but losing significant weight. I saw it just
by doing the weight loss injection, and it pisses them off.

Speaker 7 (01:59:34):
I saw her yesterday, she was down sixty plus pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
How dare she? What a loser?

Speaker 6 (01:59:40):
I'm mad at her?

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
Yeah, Like, what do you care if someone's that's why
you got to go to the menace route.

Speaker 6 (01:59:45):
You just don't tell people.

Speaker 7 (01:59:46):
You just don't tell people about it and just do it.
That's the thing. Just just do it and then see
what the results is. Because if you start, see what
the results is and then go from there. No, no,
because once you start telling people, there's going to be
every expert. Of course, I shouldn't do it this way,
you shouldn't do that way. Just find har for you

(02:00:07):
and just get it done.

Speaker 3 (02:00:08):
Do we know the long term effects of this stuff?

Speaker 5 (02:00:10):
We don't, But it's worth the gills that I'm going
to have on my back.

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
But I also know what the long term effect is
of correct, there's.

Speaker 5 (02:00:19):
Not going to be a long term effect is you're
gonna die correct.

Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
So that's the that personally, that's the way that I've
approached it. I go, well, it's not great being the
big giant, fat ass lugging around a bunch of extra
weight on you know, my on my skeleton, on my heart,
and you know, things like that's not good either. Yeah,
something's gonna get you. We got a one chance of death.
I'd rather die skinny.

Speaker 6 (02:00:42):
I couldn't getten oldest killing us all.

Speaker 7 (02:00:45):
I couldn't believe it. I mean, Sammy was there.

Speaker 3 (02:00:48):
Were say you'll be on one of these things at
some point.

Speaker 7 (02:00:54):
You watched No, we're leaving the music festival and of
course we're drinking all day, and I go, hey, I
gotta go pee in this bush. I'll catch up with
you guys. And they got really far ahead, and like
I ran towards them and I wasn't even gas at all.
If that was me pre taking shots, dude, I would
just be I'll be huffing and puffing when I caught

(02:01:15):
up to them.

Speaker 9 (02:01:16):
Yeah, I didn't even notice that you ran all the
way up.

Speaker 3 (02:01:18):
To catch up to be honest, but yeah, someone for
what about the way those weight loss drugs make a
person's face. Look, that's not the weight loss drugs. It's
because it's rapid and so you know, like if there
is some elasticity still in your skin as you get older,
it's less and less. But yeah, so the the longer
it takes to slim down, it'll the skin has that time.

Speaker 7 (02:01:38):
The reason that he had that.

Speaker 3 (02:01:39):
But even if you lost weight other ways, people still
look weird, you know, depending some people still look weird,
look weird.

Speaker 7 (02:01:47):
And yeah, and this is where Woody and I differ.
I highly highly suggest if you're taking these drug drugs,
be active, do some weightlifting, do some kind of workout,
because you'll be a gubb you'll be a bunch of
goo and you'll be melting.

Speaker 5 (02:02:03):
Well, yes, it's muscle waste. But also if you're talking
about like female celebrities, those broads all had buckle fat removal.
That's why their cheeks look weird. They had the fat
pads taken out of their cheeks. So like, we're gonna
be fine the rest of us.

Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
I just smashed my face on that. Lots of too,
mash your fat pad.

Speaker 3 (02:02:24):
Four Woody text over to two to nine eighty seven.
You guys purposely doing the most annoying segments of segments
this week. Guess who's gas and crossed hard.

Speaker 2 (02:02:34):
More fun than Gonerrhea.

Speaker 6 (02:02:36):
I mean, I've had Gone Arie a few times and
I haven't had goner show.

Speaker 3 (02:02:42):
And that's gonna do it for Wednesday. Everybody, really check
out Due. Really, it's truly. It's a true story, Greg Ready, Really, yeah, true.

Speaker 6 (02:02:51):
I thought today went fast. Pardon me?

Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
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Tomorrow and tomorrow, you guys gonna be a throwback Thursday,
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(02:03:36):
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wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (02:03:43):
Yeah, lollipops would be so much more fun if they
moaned when we licked them.

Speaker 3 (02:03:49):
I have seen some videos where chicks moan with lollipops.
I can't tell you on the radio what they're doing with.

Speaker 7 (02:03:55):
Did I win in something out of shrip Club? Once
the lollipop disappeared than that? See and then so you
can have fun with the lollipop and then somebody else
enjoyed that lollipop.

Speaker 3 (02:04:04):
Oh, it's funny after seeing one of those videos. The
first thing I saw in my mind. When you ever
see one of those that have like the button that
makes the skin like some chicks gonna love this? Oh yeah,
makes it even more fun.

Speaker 6 (02:04:21):
Experiment.

Speaker 3 (02:04:22):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thanks so much for
giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Thursday. Have a great day. S M D Double M.
I quit this bitch,