FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 7th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show, I'm.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Way, this is the Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning. It is day four of five.
It is Thursday to pre Friday. It's May seventh, twenty
twenty sixth We are the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm moddy.
That's Greg gory Hei. We got Menace, Gina grad is here.
We've got Sea Bass, Sammy is here, Morgan our associate producer,

(01:07):
Von our video producer. Dumbass Tyler. Not quite sure exactly
how to tight on him. What does he do?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Man to refer to dumbass Tyler assistant.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, jack of all trades, Yeah, kind of do a
little a little bit of everything.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Less drinker.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
We've got the board, We've got Menji. They're the Woody
Show production directors working all things audio. There and the
Woody Show production department. Phones are open eight seven seven.
Set us a text check in over to two to
nine eight seven. Sea Bass will have the week in
audio that's coming up a little bit later on this morning.
We got some of the trending news headlines. We'll get

(01:46):
into the birthdays and the Porno Birthday Today is a
throwback Thursday. Got a couple of throwback stories, some comebacks
in the news, right, Toy Story five that's coming out
this summer, and so there's all these promo items and
tie in so they always do with these big movies.
And for the first time in over a decade, Kellogg's,

(02:08):
you know the Cereal people. Of course they've announced that
they're going to be bringing back toys in a cereal box.
Who for toy stories, So they don't do this anymore.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
But I kind of didn't know they stop.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, I thought that was, well, how many how many
like Cereals that have kids toys? And then would you
be getting at this point in your life.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Probably, But I thought they like a sticker or something
like to.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
But there's something that's not what we want.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Do they still do the prizes in Crackerjack boxes like.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
A yeah, that was exciting as a kid, the toy
but oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
We used to dump all the cereal and then you
try to put the cereal back in the box. It
would make it like swell up like a like a
like a snake that had a rat and spell. You
can never get the you can never get the box
that sit the same way.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
We tried, Yeah, we tried.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
All adults will get the relived in this town because
the toys are figures, trading cards, movie ticket promos. Some
of the cereals even feature the old school collectible spoons rules.
The cereals are going to happen pretty much all the
Kellogg stuff, So fruit loops, riped frosted flakes, rip corn pop.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I forgot about corn pops.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Those are good, Well, they're not very sugar.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
What about honey smacks, Corney?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I ever had.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Those puffed wheat They're so sweet, puffed wheat, not corn smacks,
corn pops, corn pops.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
They're not sweet. No, they're not, Yes they are. They
are the corn I'm thinking of Kicks never mind.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh kicks, Ye, kicks. I still like kicks.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
They're slightly sweet, yeah, but they're not like sugar series.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
My mom was all about Raisin brand. So that's pretty
much all we had in the house.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
This is the second time in a week we've gone
deep on some seals. Honeycomb, Yeah, honeycom, apple Jack's Cornflakes,
rice crispies, and uh. If you want to see for yourself,
the boxes with the toys hidden inside their on the
store shelves now nationwide.

Speaker 9 (04:02):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
See this is a promotion. I can say, good job
because it's not obnoxious. No, it is nostalgic. You don't
have to get it. And if you're getting cereal and
it's in there and you don't care about it, throw
it away. So it's like, this is a good promo.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
I'd see some other comeback stories throw back. The Motorola
Razor is making a comeback.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Stop it.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Oh that was my favorite phone of all time.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, so let's see. They cost one ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 10 (04:32):
Get right on that.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
It's a little bit more expensive than the old ones.

Speaker 11 (04:34):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
The phone itself is either black or white, rounded off
edges ten millimeters thick, and the display is about six
point six inches. Nice start right, Gina. Good five hundred
and twelve gigabytes of storage and features a ten W
wired fast charging battery. So okay charging eighteen hundred dollars

(04:55):
nineteen hundred bucks eighteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Wow, how much do these cost to make like realistic?

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Do you think they said like four or five?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Kidding me, I don't know why you're still sitting here.
You can get this right now.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
Yeah, I mean a paint, Yeah, but does have a
Nikon camera on it for that price?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't know. Diamonds.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
I don't look it up. It's out now, Motorola easy, aren't.
And then I hear finally, as the comebacks go, pizza
huts book it reading promotion is making a triumphant return.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't remember that. You don't remember the pizza hut
you read.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
You read a bunch of books. You've got stickers on
your thing, and you could turn that in at pizza
for a personal pant pizza.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
You've never heard of it. It got kids to read,
you certainly did. How did they prove that you read it?

Speaker 12 (05:40):
Because you got the stickers from from the school teacher?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
But would they sit and watch you read the book?
You say to your teacher, Hey, I read it, here's
your stick.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Well, the teachers, I'm sure we maybe ask you about it,
like we would. I burned through some you know, Beverly Cleary, Ye,
Judy blooms, yeah, to get at the stickers. And then
again this goes This goes back to when pizza huts
were dope.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
They go.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
While starting out, parents can enroll their students in the
program and track their kids summer reading through the book
It app and from there you set your kids monthly
reading goal and the kids who read to their goals
and meet those goals get a digital certificates redeemable for
a free one topping personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I mean this was big back in the day. They
said over seven million kids got involved. It was a
big deal, and book It is hoping to create that
same success. Social media love the announcement, a lot of
people saying it just brought back these fond memories when
they did that back in the day.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Absolutely, but we love that.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
And then we also love when they would do the
Scholastic book fairs.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Nothing was better than book Fair, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Because they would tell you, like a month or so
before the book fair even happened, they send those flimsy
newspaper looks.

Speaker 9 (06:57):
All I wanted was posters in the Gainst book the
World Records and.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Every your tops had like a bound book of all
the baseball cards from that year. So they weren't the cards,
but you could there were like pictures of eat every
card every year.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I don't forget the Garfield racers, right, Sammy, Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Remember those long, skinny like rectangle shaped Garfield books, so
they weren't very tall? Yeah, I thought, oh yeah, we
bought those.

Speaker 9 (07:22):
I have something to admit because they had posters in
them and Greg I did get a.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Banjoey, what's wrong with that? Wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Powers that in that time?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, dude, we're old. Yeah. I had a poster of
Twisted Sister. And do you remember that band Rat Round
and Round and a Rat poster and a Scorpions poster? Yeah,
and probably kiss Yeah those round and Round Cound goes around. Yeah,

(07:58):
hold on, I know, I know we have think that's
the only song I remember. You have a leather jacket from.

Speaker 13 (08:10):
The Stars time.

Speaker 11 (08:26):
I might have heard it.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Before, but not used to work at a classic rock radio.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
I have heard it before because I know we even
have a member of Rat in on the show.

Speaker 9 (08:35):
I can for sure.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I'll tell you that this is Stephen Pearcy, the only
one I remember.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Would we consider a Rat a one hit wonder problem?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
No, rocky like a hurricane? No, no, no, that's not Scorpions.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
See I'm also thinking about Scorpions, guys, Scorpions.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
They had Hella bangers like.

Speaker 14 (08:56):
A change moment. Where would she live tomorrow?

Speaker 9 (09:14):
Please tell me you know this?

Speaker 8 (09:17):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (09:18):
I think I know this one.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
But who who we had on the show was Bobby Blotzer,
the drummer.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
WoT it was kind of a yeah or.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Following up The Scorpions with another one from Scorpions.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Into two for Tuesday double shot. Okay, Republic the want
to shoot. You're playing the picks. You have to know
this and the platters that matter?

Speaker 15 (09:43):
Right?

Speaker 16 (09:44):
I know this one.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yes, it's the Weasel. It's the rock. Yeah, coming on
the bone phone, coming at you. Yeah, coming at you.
Cold beer, hot chick. Let's go Friday Eye.

Speaker 17 (09:59):
Sound.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Scorpions rocky like a hurricane. Here, I am rock Hurricane.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
You Send Me An Angel a hit too?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh yeah, but that was done, Send Me An Angel?

Speaker 5 (10:12):
And then there was there like you yeah, oh no,
send me an Angel. That's a that's another band real life.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
No, Joe, I thought that was them. No, that's not
the Scorpions.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
They also have a song. They also a song called
send Me An Angel.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Well, then they should be suited. Yeah right, one of
them should be.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
So buried in the ground.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
No, one like you. I know that one.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
No, one like you.

Speaker 13 (10:40):
I imagine.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
The Big City Knights. That was a big one. Just
get it in a Corvette.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
And it was always chicks.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
It was always chicks washing cars. Yeah, draped over the
hood in.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Full park is and swept sweatsuits and sweaters.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh no, Gina, Oh wait what this is? This is
send me the You know this song?

Speaker 6 (11:02):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I thought that was that Give Real.

Speaker 9 (11:06):
Live you Believe in Heaven album You Believe?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, yeah, you know this song, Sae. There's no chance
do you remember this one right?

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Mass Yeah, of course.

Speaker 13 (11:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
We're gonna let this one bad cook. We're gonna let
this one cook to the hook.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Hell yeah, yeah, well let this want to cook to
the hook?

Speaker 18 (11:32):
Come on, everybody, Damn there's another hell on ranky No, no,
what do you hear it? Give Rid into Rock Sad
you have it about?

Speaker 11 (11:54):
Hell yeah, we're looking now, say.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Nineteen eighty three.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
From nineteen eighty three because they did something else like
an eighty nine they I don't know if they re
released it or they did something.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
But what's the name of the band again? Real life?
Brillion dollars and that wouldn't have gotten Australian You especially.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
I'm surprised. We're gonna take a quick break more what
he shows next.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right right back,
Right back the.

Speaker 13 (12:33):
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
So we have a pop up Woody Show event tonight.
This is unsanctioned, by the way. We've we've asked nobody.
We just decided that we're doing this. Yeah, we are
gonna be hitting up the Red Lobster right there off
the Magic Mountain Parkway exit of the five so Red
Lobster in Valencia, right by Magic Mountain. We will be

(12:57):
there at five o'clock. We're planning on hitting the bar
at five, yeah, to have a drink before dinner. We're
planning on eating around six. We're not paying for your dinner. No,
this is just like, hey, we're going out for endless shrimp.
If you want to come out and say hi and
grab some mendless shrimp, you can, all right, right, we'll
get into the birthdays and your parnal birthday here in

(13:19):
a second. Anal addict today.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Really, oh yeah, really, yeah, So you'll.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Like these titles, Gina, I'm so excited that's coming up.

Speaker 17 (13:27):
We know.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
This makes me want to finish. The idea that Blake
Lively reportedly got no money in her settlement with Justin
Baldoni two hundred million that were going for this whole
thing stinks of a shakedown, like nobody's business.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, well, I mean, whether she got zero or ten million,
it's not like she needs the bunny doesn't have the money.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
But you know, these things like, man, there's any different
stories out of it, but there was like such a
public they were trying to try this in the public,
thinking that that was gonna help him out. And uh,
you know, well there's some schadenfreud going on here.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
The idea that she got nothing, she tried so hard.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, they both kind of pushed that whole.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Thing was so good for Justin Baldonie love love hearing
that David Letterman call is calling the CBS bosses lying
weasels for saying they were only canceling Stephen Colbert for
financial reasons.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I mean, they're gonna save money without that show.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Well, yeah, they're gonna they're gonna save money. They're gonna
save money number one, and it's gonna be interesting to see.
I think over the next handful of years, how the
whole kind of idea of late night television changes because
there's anymore Simmy, who were you just talking about?

Speaker 8 (14:47):
There was.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
You know this du very nice guy.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
Yeah, so he he has a new like late night
show style yeah, style show on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
But see it's not like it's late at night.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, it's available whenever you want. Format, just like everything else.
It's a format, is what they might have to somehow reimagine.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
It's an on demand society.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Totally. That's what we're watching.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
I can't wait till ten o'clock for that year.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
Like Jimmy Fallon, he's just he's a clip show exactly
like a social.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Media clips show, the next day clip show. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
I don't think I've ever watched the Tonight Show. Really,
I've watched the clips. Back to that, that same idea
of watching of watching clips.

Speaker 9 (15:29):
I've ever watched maybe in a hotel room.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
The last time I was addicted to Oh I have
to stay up and watch it. This is so old
timey our Cinio hall Ah the Dog Pound in the
late eighties.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
I think, Yeah, you don't have to see that more
of the quote variety show.

Speaker 9 (15:45):
Yes, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
I see old timey clips and I'm talking like old
old timey Carol Burnett's.

Speaker 10 (15:51):
You know, like.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Where they actually do like variety. It's not like the
Gong Show mixed with what like talent stuff huh yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Or there was another because my wife is obsessed while
that Wizard of Oz crap, and so there was like
a did Judy Garland have a show out at some point?

Speaker 8 (16:09):
Like so many.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Here's the familiar, here's here's the other thing. I noticed.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Judy Garland had the guy Ray Bolger who played the Scarecrow.
I know these things because my wife is obsessed with
I don't know you were away, so she had him
on and they're sitting.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
There talking about you. Do you remember the song?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I remember that, like you know, if I only had
a brain song, and so they launched into it.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
I could walk the way they.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
So as soon as they would start singing, that's when
the audiences like that was such an old timey thing.
You don't see that now, like once the once the
once the performance starts, like everybody kind of shuts up
and watches. Back in the day would clap yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Apparently that was on for one season.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Looking at you, could you sing happy birthday for yeah, sure,
happy Birthday to you.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Day and everybody doing their thing.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
And in movie theaters people will clap in the end
rule I do that, but I'm back in the day.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah, because it was a big deal.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I think I'm gonna start a list of things I
don't like, like, have an official list, and see how
long it gets.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
It'll be as long as the tax code. Well, but
you know, same with you though. Oh god, Yeah, there's
a lot I don't like. Yeah, but I like the
old timey stuff, right.

Speaker 13 (17:36):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
I don't know much about The Bear, Yeah, got into it.
But there's a surprise prequel episode of The Bear that
came out on Hulu that you could check out.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Prequel it's called Gary or something.

Speaker 11 (17:49):
Yeah, Gary.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
And also the trailer for the new Anthony Bourdaine movie Tony.
All right, if if I'd watch that, if you want
to check it out, Hi, Greg, dazzle me?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
All right, what you got? Well, this dazzles me. Mark
your calendars for June fifth. There's going to be an
auction through Heritage Auctions, auctioning off some memorabilia that Matthew
Perry had personally, you know, the late Chandler ban. All
the proceeds are going to go to the Matthew Perry Foundation.
It focuses on addiction recovery. Some of the items going
up forbidding this auction twenty six scripts from the show Friends,

(18:26):
including a script for the pilot episode and the last episode,
and those two scripts are signed by the entire cast.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
When they launched Friends, this is how long I've been
in radio. They launched Friends, I was working at this
radio station. They sent out these promotional backpacks. It was
like a brown leather Friends branded backpack.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
I remember that. I got that and they had that,
didn't They put a script in there too, right, Yes,
I have that somewhere.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
You do.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, Yeah, I got the same thing. It was like
a copy of the pilot, right, and script for the
pilot and it had like those like the brass the
brads that together. Yeah, and you put it through and
then you bend them on the outside and that's what
holds the whole thing together.

Speaker 16 (19:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
It's like a charcoal gray color and it has a
gold what looks like signatures, but it's a I youthed autopen.
I was so poor.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
I used that backpack for years, like the emotional giveaway back.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
It was a pretty decent. Yeah, I remember the script.
I don't remember the backpack a trillion in this auction.
There's also going to be Matthew's nineteen ninety five Screen
Actors Guild Award. Oh, that would be pretty cool. His
replica of the yellow peep hole that was on Monica's door. Oh, okay,
I guess he's a replica. And then a couple of

(19:41):
things that will probably get mega money to actual Banksy paintings.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
That okay, That fifth statue that showed up in London. Yeah,
the lag is like flying right in the face. And
then of course, once they found out that it was
legit a Banksy thing, they put like a like a
cage around, which made it even cooler.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
You know, I'm not a big art guy, but especially
because of the message of the of the of the
of the statue, you know, they putting this like jail
bars like thing cage around it made it.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Look yeah, set it off even more.

Speaker 16 (20:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, left it kind of looked cool.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah, I lave it.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Yeah, it was stuff was cool. Yeah, gena grad What
do you got?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
So this comedian Akila Hughes is going viral. I saw
this the other day and I watched it a couple
of times. She does the stand up bit where she
takes shots at Keegan Michael Key's wife l and claims
that she's super controlling and hurt his career and in
the bit.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, his career has really suffered. Well that's the thing,
kind of comparing.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
But you don't see him anywhere. He doesn't doesn't work
at all.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
She was calling him. She's like, I'm not going to
tell you who it is, but one of them's Lock
and one of them's Banana, like he and Peel, and
said that they worked on the show together but it
fell apart because of her. She even compared his wife
to Phil Hartman's wife Brin Hartman shot.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
She killed him. Yeah, very much the same.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
This is this is another you know the Yeah, this
is another bitter person like Blake Lively, just going after
somebody in the court of public opinion.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
And what a weird beef to have, I knows.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
It.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Yeah, she said. The people close to Key say, his
wife this is all bs. And there was a bunch
of pushback on you know, how it affected Key and
Peel's relationship, like she was like a Yoko. And they
also point out that Key's career is doing just fine.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Well, typically any any couple, there's always like the the
more kind of cheery, out going person, and then there's
the other one, and he is super cheery and seems
pretty cool outgoing.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
So maybe she's the other one.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Probably, Maybe she's not super outgoing. Maybe she was more
of like a resting bitch face kind of thing for sure.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
But she did tell this funny story about how allegedly
she was sat next to some like eucalyptus plant and
she went crazy like, oh I can't breathe them, allergic
and then realized it was plastic.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Sure, Oh my god. Okay, okay, who's buying that?

Speaker 10 (22:01):
Man?

Speaker 4 (22:01):
It's what you got?

Speaker 9 (22:02):
Well, Billy Eilis says that she's not going to get
plastic surgery. She was doing an interview with Amy Poehler
on her podcast Good Hang, and she said, yeah, she's
not going to do it. She's just gonna live naturally.
And it got me to thinking about this other interview
that I just saw where Terry Terry Debrow, who's his
I know his office listens to our show because they

(22:24):
sent over some stuff. Who's he is a famous plastic surgeon.
He had a show called Botch. That's I've heard all about. Yeah,
where they fixed people's like.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
You love that love I love Doctor debrou Yeah yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:38):
Really really cool and nas Yeah. And in the interview
he said, all these guys are getting plastic surgery in Hollywood.
They look so weird because they're going to plastic surgeons
that usually work on women. So it's like they're using
procedure procedures where they're used to like dealing with women's faces,

(22:59):
so that's why they look kind of womanly or like
just totally.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
You were just saying that there was a celebrity that
you saw recently who looks like a woman, Like, oh, congratulations,
they've officially hit uh old woman.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Oh no, what's that? Greg? Maybe it was Greg?

Speaker 13 (23:13):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Greg?

Speaker 9 (23:13):
Yeah, probably Greg was it.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
We're talking about bon Jovie.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
He's a woman now, I know, John Stamos, that was
that was great that.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
I thought you agreed with me.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
No, I disagree.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I take it back.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
He's starting to look womanly.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
But but to MENACE's point, they're talking about how like
when you do say filler on a face, women like
a really high cheekbone, and guys are supposed to go
straight across, but they're all doing like the woman filler
and like they're talking about like Bradley Cooper and animal.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
Yes, so Terry says, yeah, these guys need to stop
going to doctors that primarily work on females.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Are there doctors who just work on dudes? Is there
enough of that work most dudes, dude, I'm sure there
the difference, dude.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
I'm sure there's like doctors that work with a lot
of guys.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Just I mean, this is not in the sheer numbers,
like you're gonna it's gonna be harder to find one
of those guys, and it is to find, you know,
these plastic surgeons who work on women totally most dudes
don't care.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Just tell him to google a man's face.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yeah, I'll get the full facelift one of these years.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah, but we gotta make like as a dude getting
plastic surgery. It's pretty good, Pretty good, pretty good. I
want more though, Time for the birthday show.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Shimay, we're gonna it's shiver. We're gonna sit because it's shiver.
And you know, we don't do.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Birthday to mister beast. What I thought he was older
for some reason. Mister Beast is twenty eight years old
to that.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Wow, true though he was younger.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
I was like thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
No, I thought it was like closer to forty.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
Really, really the early thirties really.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Alexander Ludwig from The Hunger Games and many other things
thirty four today. Becklyn Meyer from A Clueless and Road
Trip is fifty two. Breckon Rhy I'm sorry and Breckon.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Mine Sammy's object of love. Yes, I love him. That's
a him. I'm all turned around.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
No, Clueless, he's like the skater boy.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, Clueless is right eighty. Bryant from SNL formerly of
SNEL is thirty nine. Tommy Fury, the fighter in reality
TV Star He's got a fight coming up June thirteen.
He's twenty seven years old today. Amy Heckerling, the director
behind two movies including Clueless, Clueless, and Fast Times at
Bridgemont High seventy two today.

Speaker 13 (25:34):
W W.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
E Rastler Kevin Owens is forty two. Jake Bonjob, the
son of bon Jovi, the Legal Woman.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Besides being a model and actor, he is also the
layer of pipe to Millie Bobby Brown's Lucky twenty four
years old today. Eagle Eyed Cherriot's a Throwback Thursday. Remember
that song saved Tonight for the Nights. Also half brother
of Nina Cherry. If you remember the nineteen eighty eight
jam Buffalo.

Speaker 12 (25:59):
Standfos fifty eight years Old Day and Tracy Lords.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Now, this is one of the very few people to
make that transition from porno actress to actual actress. Yeah,
was in Zach and Mary Make a Porno. Well, but
legit didn't take your clothes.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Wasn't she in a bunch of John Waters movies?

Speaker 18 (26:19):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Probably it's fifty eight years old day and your porno
birthday is a Nissa Kate and today's birthday girl.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
She is a certified butt slued Greg. Oh, what has
she done?

Speaker 5 (26:30):
She has been sitting funny thanks to her work in
Dude one four hundred and forty seven Fine Films Market
It's got to be falling out, including an Old Dementia
Volume two, anal. She was in butt Ploog Pleasures Volume one,
anally helping the neighbor in need. Probably she was fantastic

(26:52):
and slam it and a slut Volume two. She was
in Sex on the Edge of the Highway. Also a
Nissa does three men in front of her husband and
a parking lot. Oh cool, and then forget her unforgettable
rolling an old tennis practice. I'm like, what the hell,
how do you shoot them out an old tennis practice?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Just say anything at that point is an anal race
car racing.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
It was thirty nine years old today in that Chappano birthday,
some butchered celebrity birthdays and a little Thursday. Look at
what's happening around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 13 (27:22):
This is the show. Yeah, this is the hoity show.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah I smart, Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
You know what song is still stuck in my head
talked about toward the beginning of the hour scorpions winds
have change. Because it was great song, I might have
to jam that on the way home, right, Oh yeah,
that happens every once in a while. I get a
song stuck in my head and I got it jammed
on the way home, like over and over again.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
It wasn't a big thing around it like anti Soviet
Union kind of video, like it was about the downfall
of the Soviet Union.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Absolutely, yes, don't really remember that.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
I could know it was cool. It made it cooler,
I'm saying, but I don't. I don't like, uh, I
don't like when I find out the true meanings of songs,
Like it's kind of like this show. We obviously don't
look up what we look like like it's better whatever
you've imagined.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
True. I'm not sure if it's about that if or
if it was just in the video, but I know
there was some connection.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yeah, well they I guess it was a big deal
because they played at the Moscow Piece Festival.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah, it's a good thing. I believe it's like some
kind of love song or something.

Speaker 15 (28:20):
You know.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yeah, it's something nice, you know. Yeah, you want to
you want to think it's about banging, don't no, not
about banging. But don't ruin the nostalgia, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
This it accentuates the nostalgia.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, it's like when people they talk about Bruce Springsteen
and uh Born in the USA.

Speaker 12 (28:35):
It's like cool, you know what about let America like
let let it be, let it be like a go
America people like you know, well, did you know listen
to the hook? Like let people enjoy during the fireworks
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
This is a thing.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Yeah, yeah, I see today May seventh, it's World Password Day.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
I never used to use the where I will remember
your password like on your phone store the chain. I
have to because like other way, every stupid website's got
a different requirement.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
That's when we played MENACE's game, uh, logging it or Die.
If I had at that game, had to have logged
out of Instagram, I would have never gotten back in. Yeah,
that would I have no clue. Yeah, you could have
killed inst you would have died. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
I have this thing on my laptop still, and I've
brought it to the attention of the people here at
the radio station. This is my personal laptop. By the way,
I bought it.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
I own it. It's not station issued.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
I do use it for work, but they don't seem
to have any idea what this is. It requires me.
As soon as I loaded up, I started up, booted up,
it's asking for like a pin number that I got
a set. It says your your corporation requires I'm like
for on my personal laptop. Because then there's a whole
separate thing. And when I go to log in for
something with work, you have to, you know, put your

(30:01):
work passwords Q factor and then yeah, and then we
get those stupid text messages to two factor it in. Yeah,
and then I'm in on that, but like, why are
they setting a pin that's required to change? It changes
so much and you can't do anything you've used before,
so it's constantly something.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Different, Like I don't remember what the hell this is,
forget it. Yeah, look, you would think we work at
the Pentagon.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yeah, it's a radio station. What kind of state secrets
are we holding here? Today is Make a Book Day? So,
speaking of nostalgia, I remember watching Reading Rainbow. Oh yeah, yeah,
and uh on Reading Rainbow Yeah uh. They were making
books like showing kids how to make physically Yeah, but

(30:45):
like so you would take cardboard and you create the
hardcover for it and you lay that out and you
were able to do something and I forget exactly how
it worked, but I thought it was so cool. So
I'm like, man, I started making books for everything. Yeah,
I was a little it's dumb. In hindsight, things have changed,
but make make a Book Day. It's National Day of Reason,

(31:06):
It's National homebrew Day.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Just beer.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
You know, it seems to have passed on like HGTV
on House Hunters Room. For the longest time, that was
a big thing for all these douchebags, like every guy
needed a space in whatever house they were looking for
to set up their home brew kit.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Is your beer so much better than what's made on
buying a store?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
You can just go to the store. Yeah, it's It's
the worst when people have their own stuff like that
and they want you to try it. Insufferable that it
can be good. Like one of my neighbors makes sour dough.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Okay, that's nice.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
And it's today's National Roast leg of Lamb Day. Oh yes,
that would be my death row meal. Really you've mentioned
that love lamb. I wish I didn't because it's so cute.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Oh here's something I also don't have a lot of
positive nostalgia for. I was in Cub Scouts. I was
there were in boy Scouts, but I was in Cub Scouts.
And the only reason I wanted to join Cub Scouts
the same reason I joined the soccer teams because you
got something when he joined for the soccer team. It
was this really ugly and you know, bright green like
jersey thing windbreaker kind of jacket. It had your name

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on it and had the name of the soccer league
on the back of it. Orders it all the kids
have it.

Speaker 13 (32:20):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
I mean, yeah, so I wanted that, and so I
joined soccer. I played like three games and like this blows,
and I still had the jacket. I wanted to join
the Cub Scouts because that's how I got a pocket knife.
Oh that that's how my parents allowed me to get
the pocket knife, because you needed it for scouting. That
other than that, hated it, hated it. And your step

(32:42):
son now just signed.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Up for it.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
I took him to boys of his first boy Scout meeting.
I didn't know if he'd be into it. Five seconds
into the meeting, he runs up to me, am, I registered,
Do I get a uniform? Like he's it's so wholesome,
you guys in the world of like everything cynical and
YouTube and jaded, I think this is pretty cute. And
I'm gonna I'm gonna let him do it and I'll
volunteer and all be a dead.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
It's so sweet he wants here's the thing, does he
want you to be a dead?

Speaker 13 (33:11):
Mother?

Speaker 5 (33:11):
My mom offered to host a couple of the meetings
when I was a kid, and it was like I
found it thoroughly embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Okay, you know what, that's a good question, because my
first response to be like, of course he does. But
when I had to hold the limbo stick at his
limbo contest at school, I found out later that I
humiliated it. See that's asked the question because I danced
when I.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Dare and you have you have a tendency to be
overly whimsical. I do love you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
So like you have the you have the possibility of
really want to.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Bring the joy.

Speaker 11 (33:41):
Yeah, but kind of maybe just blend in.

Speaker 13 (33:43):
I did.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I sat in the back and I met maybe maybe
use this to your advantage. Yeah, and do it and
you'll get out of Scouts. Because he won't want to
go back, that's true.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
And they're like, he begged to go on this nine
mile hike. I'm like, hey, you'll never survive. But me,
you're gone for twelve hours. This is great. So I
think he's gonna say it's good.

Speaker 10 (33:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, it's all the other things too, like hiking. Ye,
things things I've never cared for them. Don't they have arrow,
Don't they have to help old ladies across the street.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
It's one of their Yeah, if you take the oath.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Oh, I told you, man, I had my I had
my fingers crossed for the longest time, like for my son, please,
don't ask to be please.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I don't want to make a pine with.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
I don't want to make a pine derby car. I
don't want to have to go on these camping trips.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
I think it'll be good for him, though, I think
he needs to learn how to be a little more
self reliant and rely on kids not adults. And oh,
the leader is a teenager.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
He's like, hey, what's up guy?

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Oh, yeah, it's pretty cute.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
They do background checks yet on the Scouts.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
I thought they had for a while, I mean, on
the on the thing for a minute, right, are they
still letting girls into the boy Scouts?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Apparently this one did it at one point, but there
aren't any now, which I think is I think it's boys.
You know, boys learn how to be a little man.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Called the boy scout.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Right, Yeah, I'm a girl scout.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
I always wanted to do boy scout kind of stuff,
like they get to go camping and they get to
do that's fun, which at that and girl Scouts. So
then I guess what's the difference between I don't know,
being little men versus I.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Think the only difference is maybe if they don't have
a Girl Scout chapter, you just let them join the book.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I have no idea, and all the boys are on
the same cycle or something like.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
That, but it's gonna be cute. I'll keep you posted.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
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Speaker 5 (35:38):
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Speaker 4 (35:41):
I'm whatdy? That's Greg Gory? Hi, there is menace?

Speaker 16 (35:44):
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Speaker 13 (35:46):
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Speaker 5 (35:48):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Woodie, you can seny 's a text two to nine
eight seven. What are these trending news headlines?

Speaker 15 (35:57):
Well?

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Apple has agreed to pay two hundred and fifty million
dollars to settle a lawsuit claiming it hyped up new
AI powered serie features before they were actually ready. The
case is people bought certain iPhone sixteens and iPhone fifteens
expecting this new Apple intelligence tool, only to find out
some of these features didn't actually exist. Yet so if
the deal gets approved, customers who bought those phones between

(36:18):
June twenty twenty four and March twenty twenty five could
get somewhere between I hope you're sitting down twenty five
dollars and ninety five dollars. Yeah, depending on how many
people filed claims. And Apple denies any wrongdoing. But like
we've heard many times, it settled the lawsuits. Who can
just move on and focus on new stuff?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
It does that, right, Just sue everybody now. I think
every day that like okay, like I watched the demo
of that and they said it coming soon, right, get it?

Speaker 9 (36:47):
Like any yeah, I hate or anything like that. I
bought those phones, not because of that.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
For the camera. It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
There is a class action lawsuit. There's another lawsuit in
the news accusing UH this Italian canned tomato brand of
tomato fraud. What for misleading customers about their certified San
Marzano tomatoes tomatoes?

Speaker 6 (37:11):
What's wrong with them?

Speaker 5 (37:12):
The lawsuit claims that the company's labeling makes the customers
believe that tomatoes are authentic products with official Italian protected
Designation of Origin certification, when in reality they're certified by
a different third party organization.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
How would you even come to realize that.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
I like the goddamn tomatoes.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yeah, it taste tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
He was looking for stuff, dude, I saw this. It
was a big story. They had all the cans lined
up and they're breaking them all down. Okay, about actor
Stanley Tucci. He did this awesome docu series, I think
it was called Finding Italy, and he went to where
they grow these San Marizono tomatoes and it's a tiny
little space and it's kind of like calling sparkling wine champagne.
If it's not from champagne, it's not champagne, sparkling wine

(37:55):
or tequila. So this has a little bit of merit
to it.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
Okay, so Greg's on board.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
There's another store I'm seeing out the La Times. The
guys filed eighteen hundred disability lawsuits against southern California shops,
and the store owners are fed up because that's what
he does.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
He goes around. He's one of those guys. That's his career.
Awsuit people.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Yeah, so they're all represented by the same law firm,
and they've sued thousands of local businesses, you know, and
you know they're just trying to get money. I would
just be like, look, this is what they do. This
is how people make money. They just filed lawsuits they
hope to get you know.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Their We'll just close our businesses and you won't have
anyone to sue.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (38:30):
Oh I hate these people. Well, speaking of business, the
great Tomato fraud, Tomato heist. You know Ted Turner, everyone
knows that name. He founded CNN and helped completely change
television news. He died he was eighty seven. In recent
years he'd been living with Louis body dementia. If that
sounds familiar, that's what Casey casm had as well.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Also Robin Williams, right, yes, right, exactly. But Kasey kase back.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
In Oh I love Casey kasem Back In nineteen eighty
he launched CNN and it was the world's first twenty
four hour news to one network, and people were like,
that's never going to work. Who wants that? But of
course ended up transforming how breaking news is covered around
the world. And he also built huge media umpires TBSTNT

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cartoon network, turning classic movies. He was also one of
the owners of the Atlanta Braves, which is.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Why the Braves were always on TBS, makes sense, So
people across the country were watching Braves games all the time.

Speaker 9 (39:25):
Is that why Brett's a fan?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Maybe?

Speaker 16 (39:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Is one of those teams like you can always see
that right.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Well, in just in case you guys were ever afraid
that Ted Turner was running out of money. He was
a big philanthropist and in nineteen ninety seven he created
and then donated a billion dollars to the United Nations Foundation.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
A billion dollars all the way.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
He didn't even notice it was gone.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Yeah. He's also the biggest landowner in America. Oh wow,
like hundreds, if not thousands of acres eighty seven eighty
seven And Greg Howl are you I am fifty five?
Fifty five? Okay? Do the math? Think right? Do what math?

Speaker 5 (40:04):
So it's thirty two years, right, if you live to
be as old as Ted Turner, that I only have
thirty two years? Yeah, dude, the year two thousand. I
was watching this thing about like you know what happened
in two thousand and when Y two k and and
it's like, man, that was twenty six years ago.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
It's not allowed.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
It seems like a year ago.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
I know, it was a while ago, but twenty six
do you remember that's crazy you're at yeah for y
two k Yeah, yeah, same. I was at a house
party and it was so funny and this was pretty awesome.
Somebody shut off the lights right at midnight, so everyone
freaked out.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Well it got me thinking. I did that.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
I did that math yesterday for myself, and I kept,
you know, thinking to these things that you see about, like, oh,
you have X number of summers I hate. Oh yeah,
you have X number of summers left if you lived
to the average age.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
And the whole thing is it's not to you know,
be depressing. It's really too it's a it's yeah, it's
more like a seize the day, go do stuff.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Go you know.

Speaker 11 (41:04):
So that's best case scenario.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Get after that.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, exactly days probably, yeah, more than likely. You know
when you live, you know, far from your parents, like
how many times? How many more times will you see
your parents?

Speaker 6 (41:18):
I was just dealing with this because I was like, oh,
that's not really convenient time for my mom to come out.
And I'm like, hey, this is not the.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Time to nitpick. Just come on out.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Well, remember despective yes, exactly. Remember that guy who ordered
door Dash and was called out online by the driver
for you know, falling asleep naked in his own house. Well,
he's talking about it now and says shockingly, the whole
thing left him humiliated and freaked out after millions of
people saw that online. So, according to the prosecutors, this
twenty three year old beach Olivia Henderson. She was the

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driver who filmed the guy passed out drunk on his
own couch during this food delivery service posted it to TikTok,
got thirty million views before it was removed, and the
delivery driver originally claimed that she felt threatened and accused
the man of sexual harassment, but investigators figured out pretty
quickly he was unconscious and had zero interaction with her.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, believe all women, right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
That's why those that's why when people say stuff like that,
it's it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
You can't make that thing because because then people do,
because they're afraid they're going to get labeled something.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Well, you'll always find a little rat in there.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
So yeah, you don't have to post to TikTok because
you feel threat and show it to door dash people.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah, or the police if you're really threatening to call
the police immediately.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Well, she's now facing felony charges for unlawful surveillance. And
this makes sense sharing explicit images without consent since the
victim says he didn't give permission to be posted online
naked on his own couch.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Show everybody wiener, right right back to right back to
my idea. If anybody ever, you know, makes something up,
whatever they're making up, whatever the sentence would be, Yeah,
whatever the penalty would be for the person if they
had done that. When it turns out that you were
just making it up and you were lying or clout
chasing or trying to get social media attention, yeah, you

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get the same sentence that that person would have gotten.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
I am with you one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yeah, think about it before. Look, you can file this.
You could file this report here with this police department.
You can go after this person X, Y, and Z.
But no, yeah that if it turns out that you
are making this up and this is just like a
grab for something, money, attention, whatever, you were on the hook, Yeah,
that means you could be going to jail as if
you did XYZ.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
And wouldn't we be more inclined to believe you if
you're like, I don't care, I know that this happened,
and be like, Okay, I'll give them the benefit of
the doubt. I think that's a great idea.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
I put your money where your mouth is exactly.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Well, there's another wrinkle that this whole stupid Mike Rabel
and Diana Russini affair so TMZ.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Damning evidence.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
I know this is this is so funny. TMZ says
they rented a private boat in Tennessee together back in
twenty twenty one when Rabil was the coach of the Titans,
and the rental was for like three hours and they
were the only people.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
On the boat.

Speaker 9 (43:58):
Yeah, they want to go boating.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Who cares.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
When they went back to the doc, the staff, of course,
wanted to take pictures with both of them. Rosini said no,
Rabel said, I'll take a couple of pictures of you
if everybody promises not to post these online. So adding
a little more fuel to the fire is the fact
that Rossini was pregnant with her first kid at the time,
and of course this happened when they were both Mary and.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
What did she name that boy?

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Michael?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Yeah, So here's here, here's my thought. I'm not alone
on this one. And I heard that I agree, but
I this is, this is the line of thing I
agree with because if you're if you're stepping out and
you're cheating on your spouse with somebody, like the person
that you're cheating with is pregnant, Like you're cheating with
a pregnant chick. Now, maybe she wasn't pregnant before and

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you had the affair, okay, but then once she's pregnant
you continue the affair. Wouldn't that be a turnoff? I
think to most dudes.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
So that's why I said, that's why I believe he
knows that's his kids.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
I'm saying, where's the pattern?

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Sobel continue to hook up with this chick the side
piece with who's pregnant with the kid they named the
kid she named Michael.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
It sounds like this boat thing was a baby moon
because it was before having the baby, and that's what
people do, like, oh, we're.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Going to do a baby moon.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
And what did she tell the husband? Where did she
tell the husband?

Speaker 6 (45:12):
She was for a couple of days interviewing Mike for work.
It was a special boat interview and that's the thing,
because God bless the glow of a pregnant woman.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
If it wasn't your kid, that's when you're cheating with somebody.
Would you still be hooking up with them while they're
pregnant with somebody else?

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Pregnant guys have that fetish.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
Yeah, but I was with one of my boys once
at a party and this chick was pregnant and he
was kept on saying how hot she was. I'm like, dude,
that chick's so pregnant, Like, you're crazy.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
You set up a boat trip with the pregnant chick
that you're hitting.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
On the side, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
I think Sammy's onto something that's a baby moon. Well, finally,
there's not going to be a triple Crown winner this
year because Kentucky Derby winner Golden Tempo is skipping the Preakness.
The team decided the horse needed more time to recover
after that crazy come from behind when at the Derby.
So no Preakness, but they are planning on being at
the Belmont Stakes in June.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, so I guess this is a big issue that
they're thinking about maybe moving the Preakness.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Just for Golden Tempo.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
No no, because it happens every year because the Preakness
is so close to the Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, there's not a lot of issue. There's not a
lot of time, and so.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
They go, all right, well, is it worth running this
horse again so quickly after that kind of performance or
do you give it more time? Because man, this is
you're talking about a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Well that's a good point because everybody loves to see
that triple crown winner, but not at the expense of right, yeah,
the animal.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Right exactly.

Speaker 9 (46:39):
That's also like your investments.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
But that's and everybody loves to see a triple crown winner.
So if you can't do it, that makes perfect sense.
Well that's what's going on when.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I thank you very much. Genigrad is a issue.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
You're mentioning people following all these these lawsuits, like the
tomato lawsuits. Yeah, tomato fraud.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
And tomato tomato fraud. I mean, do you like the tomatoes?

Speaker 16 (47:08):
Right?

Speaker 15 (47:08):
I do?

Speaker 4 (47:09):
But if it's not the real thing, it's just not
the real thing. I don't know what I mean. It's
not that I could tell the difference.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
They're real tomatoes cut and drying. Yeah, yeah, everybody's that
you mentioned that name, and like you lit up and
you I mean, they are spectacular. Change your opinion on
them if they're not. I mean, if I was buying
them from it. We're grown in Italy, and why would
they taste any different? They're grown in Italy.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Because because.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Yeah, volcanic soil.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Anyway, so all these different lawsuits we were talking about,
everybody's filing these stupid things. And you know the guy
who's going around seeing all these businesses, and that's how
there's another one. This, this one, this guy in Arizona.
He's suing a body donation company. He found that his
deceased mother. And I don't know, like when you when

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you donate a body. Here's a question I've never I
don't have any experience with this. You don't get to
really specify what it's for. I'm assuming, right.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
It's just you think it's for science basically.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Well, I mean science is pretty broad. Yeah, yeah, Like
I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
End up in one of those like traveling shows where
they cut your body up, you.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Know, although those are pretty cool. Yeah, I wouldn't want
that either. And have you of body farms, yes, where
they put bodies out just to study how they decomposed.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yeah, it's like, I guess that's my that's my question.
You don't get to really decide.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Because that would be science, right, Yeah, well I look
it up.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
It says usually you do get to decide when you
don'ate your body to science. There's a few different categories.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
But okay, all right again, no, no experience. I'm wondering
because this guy, he assuming the body donation company he
found out his deceased mother was used by the United
States government for explosives.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
I heard about this, dude. It's crazy what they did.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
With this thing. Yeah, listen.

Speaker 15 (49:07):
She was then strapped in a chair on some sort
of an apparatus and a detonation took place underneath her
to basically kind of get an idea of what the
human body goes through when a vehicle is hit by
an ied. Every time I dream about my mom, I

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told you she was a quiet person.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
This person in my dream was angry. So here's here's
my cue. That sucks.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
I mean, we all think we're going to like donate
our eyes to children and like do something really you know, special,
and that's just rough.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Yeah, that sucks. How did you find out that that's
what happened to my mom. That's a good question. And
the other question, once you donated, I would figure it's
just it's it's often too donation.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
That's a great question.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
So how did you end up finding out that they
used her for explosive testing.

Speaker 9 (49:57):
That's one hell of a fallow up email.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Oh by the way, yeah, where are they now? Oh hey, Bob,
just let you know.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
Here's the video.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yeah, thanks for donating your mom's body. Yeah, we're just
doing some work last week. And give me an updated.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
Oh my god, do you want that blows the four
K version or just.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
The HD video? Another question I would have is you
need to study what happens to you when you get
blown up? I think we all know.

Speaker 9 (50:23):
Yeah, right, you blow up? Like how blown up you get?

Speaker 11 (50:26):
Like what does it matter what the body goes through?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
It dies exactly?

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Well, because they're probably testing their like because they said
in the vehicle, so they're probably testing things for the
vehicle that makes if you protect you correct, So same
like crash test stuff with vehicles with cars, same kind
of thing, but with an ie, you know, explosive like
an ID.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Well, and if if chat GBT is to be believed.
He says he donated his mother's body believing it would
be used for Alzheimer's research. And he's checked no on
the paperwork asking apparently it'll ask if it's allowed to
be used for military tests. Oh, and he said no,
but then found out that with these documents tracing where
her body actually went.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
That dude, So you don't ask questions, man, don't follow up,
don't the body. It's like when you're dropping a baby
off at the fire department. You know what I mean,
Like you know, you move on, You move on.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
You don't never find out, like you know where the
baby ended up done?

Speaker 9 (51:19):
That didn't read the paperwork. People don't read emails, like
what the but the people the instruction people, Yeah, they
got the instructions. They didn't read anything. No one reads anything, man,
That sucks all the information is there.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Uh here's another story. This guy, British dude. He pulled
a two ton police car about one hundred and thirty
one feet down the street using a rope attached to
his penis.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
That's some bodywork. That's impressive.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Yeah, all while being set on fire. Yeah, so this
is a thing that he does. He says, the stunt
wasn't for oct value was to raise awareness for prostate
cancer and for other men's health issues.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
I think you're just like towing stuff with your penis.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
Yeah, look at me guy.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Yeah, he also used it to raise money for a
children's cancer charity.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
Oh that's how he gets away with it.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
He says, uh, it was painful, but said that he
pushed through it, you know, not seriously injured. He's done
similar things before, like pulling vehicles with other body parts
or while on fire. So to pull it with his
penis while on fire, he says, it's just a quote
level up.

Speaker 9 (52:31):
Now do the children's charity take that money knowing where
it comes from? Like the penis pulling buck, here's your
penis money.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
He just really likes showing off his wien.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Yeah, he's a quiet guy. You guys are attention legal.

Speaker 16 (52:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
I like all the angles that he did just to like,
you know, try to make it normal.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Yeah. Did it say what this guy? How much he's
suing for the guy with the blown up with his
mom on there?

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yeah, because this this story came out, you know that
everybody became aware of it a while bag. But like
the the case is moving through and he's uh, he's
having to talk like that. Would that would suck me?
Because then every time you think about your mom, you
think about a strap to a chair.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
I know this quiet old lady. Yeah, and now she
gets blown up? How much would you want for that much?
Want to sleep at night? I'm with Woody though, I
would if if that's what they wanted. The donation, you
never ask again.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Don't ask here, you go no, no, no, But follow
up on all the clothes I dropped off of that
been in the parking lot? Who's wearing that hoodie?

Speaker 13 (53:34):
Now?

Speaker 9 (53:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:34):
But what you're in the lawsuit and you're well aware
of everything? What how about it? How about a nice
round ten million?

Speaker 9 (53:42):
Oh that is not enough? This is he's uh.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
I think if this is correct, he's doing for fifty
eight million.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Fifty eight million, Well it's the government.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Yeah, they could throw it at him.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
So if you're just going after like a private person,
it might be five million. But because the government like
you to fifty.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Eight fifty, can you go down yeah with twenty Would
you rather donate your mom and have her get blown
up or go to a body farm? I think body
farm is almost more disrespectful.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Well, I think. Also, the question is, would you allow
your mom's body be blown up for fifty eight million dollars?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Okay, how about this, I'm letting my kids know.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Hello, come in, I'm letting my I'm letting my kids
know right now, if you ever have the opportunity to
have me blown up for fifty eight million.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
For five million, don't take it. Take it. What do
I care? I'm dead. I'm fine with it. I'm fine
with it. It's on record now. Well, yeah, you've always
said who cares? Yeah, who cares? Garbage bag.

Speaker 9 (54:39):
But to answer a grace question, I would probably go
with the blowing up because least I can spin it
in my mind like, oh, this is the help help
soldiers versus the body farm where it's just like worms
and bugs.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
But also, your mom would really want you to be
taken care of, you know, so she she would want
that for you. Yeah, you know what, I'm dead. I'm
not going to feel it, you know I want you to.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
And also, how is a body farm really any different
than a coffin? It just takes a little longer.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah, and you're out and cremation is pretty brutal too. Yeah,
Like that's you think about that that's super growth show. Dude.
There's this.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Woman freaked out. This guy in Texas was just getting
some gas at a gas station. This woman comes up
to his car and kicks the car. Okay, I isn't
like that, right. She was irritated because his car is
a Corvette Z zero six. A zero six, that's a

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that's an expensive car. The woman claimed that she has
what Greg claims he has. This us some people say tonight.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I guess it is the.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Proper way to say, and that his car was just
too loud, hurting her ears.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
So that'll show us.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Yeah, So here we go. So this uh, this person
loses it. Here we got I got a little clip here.
I pushed this and then I pushed this there.

Speaker 19 (56:14):
Certify that you understand when I said that you sir,
I understand, ma'am. I will call the police and have
them enforce the law. Do you understand? Do you understand
pick my vehicle?

Speaker 13 (56:25):
Man?

Speaker 19 (56:26):
Do you understand I just kicked my vehicle? Do you
understand I'm back away from my car now, and I
have tonight it.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Back away from my cars, back away from my car.

Speaker 19 (56:35):
You have to certify that you understand me.

Speaker 9 (56:39):
Do you understand what is everything?

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Lawyer?

Speaker 20 (56:41):
Is this?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
You have to certify that you understand me, that they
are the authority they She sounds like a cop, right,
And I don't believe her for one second because as
somebody who and I'm gonna use the word suffers from
tonight's because it drives you insane. I would welcome aloud ways,
because then you don't hear it.

Speaker 19 (57:04):
You have to certify that you understand me. Do you
understand me? You're gonna do that again? You're hurting my ears?
Do you understand me? Do you understand me? You're hurting
my ears?

Speaker 9 (57:18):
Her voice is hurting my ears?

Speaker 4 (57:19):
No kidding?

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (57:20):
Are retarded?

Speaker 9 (57:22):
Oh damn, I don't do that again with your card.

Speaker 19 (57:27):
It's illegal. You're retard.

Speaker 13 (57:32):
You must be the.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Are you retarded? Do you have mental retardation?

Speaker 6 (57:37):
She seems totally healthy and normal anyway.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
The guy is the least of her problem.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Got to give it to that guy, kept his composure
and eventually just left.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Oh my god, it's so fun. We all have sounds
that we don't like.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
My my sound right now. I think that I have
found over the years, I've gotten more anoyed by the
sound of people eating.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
Oh you're one of those.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
No, no, no, it's not all things like that is
that's a lot of different. This is very specific to
the sound of people eating, just that ing that.

Speaker 9 (58:15):
Uh like it just don't get around my French bulldogs.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
So yeah, not animals people. Yeah, it's irritating.

Speaker 9 (58:29):
Mine's very close to that. It's the sound of and
it's used in commercials a lot too, like with coffee
or SODA's or something, and it's like the pouring sound
of water and uh and they go, oh you like that.
I hate I think the constant the constant sound of
pouring waters before well, on top.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
Of that menace my my husband does this and I
think he does it now just to drive me insane.
I hate the sound of people slurping in their coffee.

Speaker 9 (59:00):
I h I's seen the same realm.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Yeah, the other one.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
And it goes with people eating, people who insist on
talking with their mouthful. You can you can wait, No,
I an't all right, Oh my god, finish what you're
eating first, you know. It was the biggest defender of
that is my sister Robin.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Every time when we were.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Just visiting with my mom and she came over and
hanging out and everybody's hanging around and you know, having
you know whatever, a little bit of food, and she's
sitting there and she's talking to my wife, and well,
you know, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Yeah, your mister, confrontation. Did you say anything?

Speaker 5 (59:43):
No, I kept I kept my mouth shut.

Speaker 21 (59:46):
She didn't.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
Yeah, I have a family member doesn't talk though, but
like pushes out their mouth while they're eating, and it's like,
I'm like, you don't hear that, And I'm you know,
I'm notoriously bad, but it is like, are you You're
pushing your whole mouth out to make a larger sound.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
So these are the worst sounds in the world. These
are like a normal by the numbers. These are what
people say vomiting. Yes, all right, So like, yeah, I
think it's pretty fun. Well, especially when it's Randy and
he's drinking garlic sauce from Oh, it's so Papa John's
microphone feedback. Yeah, microphone feedback is is pretty bad because

(01:00:29):
don't you hear the people who are oblivious to it,
they go what they just keep standing there like, dude,
get the microphone away from Yeah, get the microphone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Oh what I'm just and I hate it when it's
on purpose. Like at the end of some Nirvana songs
have feedback like do you think anybody wants to hear that?
And then I just started watching this show or I
think it's a series called half Man.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Oh, I want to see that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
And then you know those sound effects they put in
movies and TV. A guy gets punched real hard and
falls to the ground, and then you hear that, oh yeah,
to show that they're like knocked out. The viewer does
not want to hear that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
A baby crying, sure again normal by the numbers, like
what people say. Overall, people agree these are the worst
sound the baby crying.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Yeah, no good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Uh. Let's see the train scraping on the track, so
you know the sound that the train make sas on
the rail, like I don't, I don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I don't, I don't have Yeah, I don't have one
for that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
I mean other than like a squeaky wheel, like a
squeaky wheel that needs some grease.

Speaker 9 (01:01:42):
What I hate it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
They're good now, okay, but yeah, uh, let's see a
poorly played violin. That's kind of weird. That's it sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
That's kids playing violin.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
I feel that way about brass instruments, like unless you
really know how to play like a saxophone.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
The squeaks and the yeah instrument.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Yeah, farting made the list, which please Yeah people, I
hate to laugh. Nails on chalkboard although there's no more
there's no more chalkboard. It's really it's just a dry
e race. But yeah, come on, you're fine.

Speaker 11 (01:02:25):
Like a fork scraping a plate.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Yeah, my guy dentist drill.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
You carlor Yeah, always and again the person whose card
is oblivious.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Yeah, someone spinning.

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
Oh yeah, that's not great.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
That's right, you're into that. Yeah, and I haven't. Am
I the a Holt. Speaking of Carlarns. The other day,
I was walking by and this person just parked their
car and they did the to lock it, and then
another because sometimes you think, okay, did I and then again,
And as I walked by, I said, pretty sure it's lost.

Speaker 11 (01:03:09):
I have to do like five times. I don't know why,
even on my camera.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I hate that sound so much, like even on a
rental car, because every time I go to the unlock
the door, yep, you know, makes that stupid noise, even
in a rental car. I'll go on to the menu
and I'll disable it. I'll disable the sound.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Yeah, that doesn't bother me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
I don't see the light flash, you know, the tail
lights flashed to know that you locked it. Fine, but
I don't need that sound every single time I'm going
in and out of the car.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Unlocked. I need it because mine locking is one beep.
Unlocking as too. So when I hear too, I think unlucked.

Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
Here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Wind makes everything worse, hot, uncomfortable, but worse.

Speaker 16 (01:03:55):
Okay, rain, but.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
When dude, there's been so many cases here recently for
all these people who are just trying to get a
money grab, just get thrown right the hell out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
That's good, that Blake Lively thing, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
The older story than that was the Trevor Bauer, the
guy who was the pitcher for the Dodgers, and that
chick made up like all that stuff, and he's not
he's not played in Major League Baseball since. Yeah, you know,
he got he got screwed.

Speaker 9 (01:04:34):
He had to go to Japan, right, what's that He
went to Japan, went to Japan.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Now he's not in Japan, he's playing all somewhere else.
But I mean, you know, just completely derailed that punt god.
The kicker, yeah, the kicker for It just happens all
the time, is why you just can't make a blank
and statement about like believe all and this believe all women.
You know they've been saying like believe all dudes like no,
you gotta you gotta wait and see how it plays that.
The the other recent store is this Stefan Diggs. Some

(01:05:02):
of the audio from the court case is crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:05:06):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
So Stefan Diggs, who was.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
A receiver for what team, Sammy the Patriots? The Patriots
no longer they released him. He was released by the Patriots,
and the reports are he's trying to continue his NFL
career following this verdict. But they found him not guilty
on all charges, but only talking about ninety minutes of deliberation.
They put this woman on the stand. So he was

(01:05:29):
being charged with felony strangulation and misdemeanor assault and battery
for an incident involving his former live in personal chef,
Jamila Adams live in personal chef, and the prosecutor's dispute said.
The dispute involved alleged unpaid wages and a personal conflict.

(01:05:51):
Now she testified that Diggs slapped and choked her during
an argument at his home.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
He denied all the allegations. He pled now guilty.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Fence was arguing if the accusations were inconsistent and financially motivated,
and so during the trial they were highlighting all this
contradictory testimony. There was lack of physical evidence. There were
videos of her like dancing minutes after the alleged attack
had happened, and she just looks psyched. She's like doing
the Carlton dance. She's having a she's having a great time.

(01:06:21):
Witnesses who said, you know, these things that undermined her
claims anyway, they had her on the stand.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
This is the audio.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
I have the audio clips here. This is her on
the stand. Now again, you're you're the person who's been strangled. You're,
you know, going for you know, however much money from
this guy, assault and battery, and this is you on
the stand.

Speaker 22 (01:06:40):
Miss Adams. Three weeks ago, your lawyer demanded five point
five million dollars from Stefan Dix.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
That is client lawyer privilege. I cannot speak on it.

Speaker 22 (01:06:56):
What you believe that your your courier's communication to Stephan
Diggs are covered by your attorney client privilege ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
I can't answer that question. I don't know how to
answer to that question.

Speaker 22 (01:07:10):
You know, okay, that someone on your behalf has demanded
five point five million dollars from Stephan Diggs.

Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
Don't you.

Speaker 23 (01:07:24):
I have a worker's complaint, Aaron, I explore all silver options.

Speaker 24 (01:07:29):
Ma'am are you able to answer that?

Speaker 16 (01:07:32):
Now?

Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
Restate the question.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
She doesn't speak this way. This is not her normal
g she was a deer in headlights. She didn't want
to say anything because she knows she's just trying to defeated. Yeah,
she's just trying to get anyway. So, uh, she changes
the subject. They're they're continuing to question her, right because
they're asking about they're asking about these, uh, these payments

(01:07:57):
that she said that she was never paid for this
and for that whatever that she claims she never got,
but it's on record that she did get them. She's
being asked about this, and she she tries to change
it up here, stated.

Speaker 22 (01:08:09):
December ninth, twenty twenty five. Yes, and you're the person
in the bubbles on the left. Yes, and you write
to Sonny. Hey, so I looked over my transfers payment
history and they sent payments eleven seven and eleven twenty one,
totally four thousand dollars.

Speaker 16 (01:08:26):
See that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Yes, so you knew that you had.

Speaker 22 (01:08:28):
Actually been paid for two of those three weeks that
you tried to get paid for again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Right, what's your what's your name?

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
On her?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
About your name?

Speaker 23 (01:08:34):
Did you know I was trying to dress you by
your name? Because I'm not this, I don't know. I
can't answer that question correctly.

Speaker 22 (01:08:42):
You knew on December ninth that you had been paid
for two of the three weeks you said you hadn't
been paid for.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Oh girl, I really like that dress.

Speaker 13 (01:08:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Nails, Oh my god, those nails are amazing.

Speaker 13 (01:08:52):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
That reminds me of what I'm sorry? What was the question?

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Yeah, that reminds me of DT of sis.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Can you speak up? I can hardly hear you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
And here's some more. She claimed to not understand when.

Speaker 22 (01:09:01):
You told Steph's girlfriend on January first, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I don't understand the question was sorry, I don't finished
my question.

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
I asked your ask question.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
I just said a date.

Speaker 22 (01:09:13):
When you told Steph's girlfriend on January first, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
I don't understand, no question was sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
I don't finished my question.

Speaker 22 (01:09:20):
When you told Steph's girlfriend on January first, twenty twenty six,
in a written text message, I didn't say that you
were referring to the statements that were reported in the
press that you gave to the Dedham Police Department.

Speaker 13 (01:09:35):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I don't understand your question.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Did you or did you not write those words?

Speaker 22 (01:09:40):
You can't testify under oath to this jury what you
meant by the words you wrote to Steph's girlfriend on
January first, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I'm sorry, I don't understand your question without further explaining.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Okay, she's she's answering as if she's the defendant.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
I know, right, it's weird. So we're all laughing and joking.
We think that this is funny. What sucks is that
Digs he had to pay all these people, yeah to
deal with this. Oh yeah, and his name and this
we talk about these things. His name gets dragged through
the mud. Oh he did you hear he strangled his
chick and the salt and battery.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
And yeah, you know he's not on the Patriots.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
At this point they released him. So the judge finally
stepped in. I only have a couple more clips there there, dude.
So the judge steps in, it's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 19 (01:10:27):
If you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Understand a question?

Speaker 24 (01:10:29):
You can see that, and I'm sure counsel will rephraise
if you can't hear a question, tell him that as well.
The court rooms function, and especially trials, unfold in a
question and answer. For me, this is not an opportunity
for you to interject your own narrative and a vague
responding to questions the court deems appropriate, And if you

(01:10:53):
continue to do so, your entire testimony may be strict.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Am I clear?

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Yes, she's going through five point five million dollars for
this guy, and she's.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
Going to need to do better than that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Get the f out of here. And her lawyers coached
her on how to act. Yeah, and this is their tactic.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
This is the best they have.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
A living personal chef, greg and one of the people
that testified, like, well, there was dinner there, what was it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
It was a hot dog? She made my hot dog.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
I guess she'd been sitting on the counter for they
had a photo that had been sitting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
It was all dried out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
What is going on here? A living personal chef, very
weird relationship, hot dog, What was she really?

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
I was just dancing around.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
Yeah, it makes sense for him to have a personal
chef because they need to cure their bodies as an
athlete totally, to make sure you're eating healthy food.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
But that a hot dog makes no sense, hot dog.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Yeah, so here's her lawyer. This is her lawyer making
his clothes after all that. What do you say he's
a dressing lawyer.

Speaker 16 (01:11:52):
He is.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
He's addressing the jury with his closing argument.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
So those miss Adams are perfect witness. No, she was argumentative,
avoided difficult. But does that mean you should throw away
everything she says? No, you don't have to like miss Adams.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
You don't like to have to like the way she testified,
But you do have to give her and her testimony
the attention it deserves.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Okay, well it took ninety minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
We did give it attention.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
If everybody made a bathroom and grab some coffee, not guilty, right,
if he came back and not guilty on all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Charges and career destroyed.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
Oh yeah, she should owe him five point five million dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:12:37):
Yeah, we should get him to come in studio, make
us hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Yeah, come in with them. We see how great these
hot dogs one of.

Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
Your famous hot dogs.

Speaker 11 (01:12:45):
Yeah, won't pay.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woding you can text us
over to two two ninety seven. We're gonna get a
follow up from Morgan. You know, we were talking yesterday
about the CEO from Chipotle and said, if you want
more stuff your burrito or your burrito ball at Chipotle,
they won't say, they won't deny you.

Speaker 25 (01:13:06):
It has always been our brandy thoughs and it is
still to this day. We served big, beautiful bows and burritos,
no questions asked.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
So you're not skimping people, Well you're not. If you
want more, you should ask for a little more, all right.
So we sent Morgan out.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
She went out yesterday after the show to see if
that's actually true.

Speaker 9 (01:13:24):
What shall investigate?

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
Yeah, just put it to the test.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
I want Yeah, so she wanted just a random Chapoti,
not the one that she would normally go to, and uh,
we put it to the test. We've got the audio
next on the Woodies show.

Speaker 13 (01:13:34):
Hang on right back, what do you show?

Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Next?

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Show?

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
So we're talking about Chipotle ceo.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
We seem to hear more from fast food and fast
casual CEOs these days.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
So McDonald's guide made made the news a lot, rightly.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Yeah, And then this guy, his name is Scott Boat right,
he's Chapultle ceo, and they were hearing complaints about people
about portion sizes, getting a lot of heat from customers
who claim, but the servings have become smaller and inconsistent.
All at the same time the prices keep going up.
And so he was asked about it, and this is
what he said, Well, hold on, this is what he said.

(01:14:20):
I stand by, hold on, I have the CEO guy
right here.

Speaker 25 (01:14:24):
It has always been our brandy thoughs and it is
still to this day. We serve big, beautiful bows and burritos.

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
No questions asked.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
So you're not skipping people, Well you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
If you want more, you should ask for a little more.

Speaker 25 (01:14:36):
Promise you there's never a team member on that line
is going to say no to We will continue to
put heaping spoonfuls of food and bowls and dudeos. I
tell my team all the time, put as much food
in that bowl and brito as you possibly can.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
I want the consumer to tell you it's too big, right,
all right, So.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
They said that they have retrained staff to make the
portions you know, uniform, right, and then people because stomers
just have to communicate.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Oh, I would like a little bit more.

Speaker 13 (01:15:02):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
The question was, well they do that, I'm sure they'll
do it things like rice, Yeah, you know things, Yeah, lettuce,
they're not gonna do that with the guac. They're not
going to do that with the protein without charging you
more because you can't get a double portion.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Yeah you could do that. I've done that. Charge it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
But how much will they give you if you just
order the standard burrito or the ball? So we sent
Morgan out to a h Chipotle to find out.

Speaker 11 (01:15:26):
And so you walk in yep, stood in line. It
was pretty packed and I went downline to get my ball.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
All right, So she got a burrito ball to test
out what the CEO said.

Speaker 17 (01:15:35):
Okay, can I get a bowl pleas for today? Can
I do white rice? But can I get light rice?

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:15:46):
That's perfect.

Speaker 17 (01:15:48):
Yeah, I'll do the black beans. I'll do light beans
as well. Can I do steak?

Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
Can I get some more steaks? Can I get a
little more steak?

Speaker 26 (01:16:06):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:16:06):
It is a customer. Oh you know Scott Boat Wait,
you know you know who Scott Boat, right is okay?
And I said his name and it was pretty busy
in there yesterday. All the employees turned around, so they
are aware.

Speaker 16 (01:16:21):
Of the.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Question because you know, obviously audio here only like how
much steak did they give you? Like if everybody knows
what the Chipotle spoons looked like?

Speaker 16 (01:16:31):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Was it?

Speaker 13 (01:16:32):
Was?

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
It a heaping spoon of the of the steak already.

Speaker 11 (01:16:35):
The first scoop was a heaping not like a lot
a lot, but a good miss standard, a full spoon spoon.
The second scoop was a lot smaller, maybe like a
quarter full of a spoon. And then, like I said,
I asked the third time and he was like, well
you can pay more.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Okay, well, so hold on. So the standard before he
was like ready to go continue going down the line,
he had put one and a quarter in there, or
he put the one on there. You asked for more,
he gave you the order.

Speaker 13 (01:17:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
Wait, then I asked for more again and he's like,
well do you want to pay more?

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
I'm no math wizard, but he should have given you
a half because if you're going to get another half,
that would be another portion, you know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
I think right, and I have I'll send you all
a video of the bowl at the end, but it's
it wasn't a lot of meat. I'll just say that
was it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
As the CEO said, piled as high as they can.
That's too much.

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
And by the way, I said, light rice, light beans, so.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
That I would have.

Speaker 27 (01:17:29):
Ok.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Yeah, do you know Scott boat Right?

Speaker 11 (01:17:30):
You know Scott boat Right? You know do you know
who Scott boat Right is? He said that if you like,
ask for more add on, so he'd give you more.
So there's a limit to how and such show. Okay,
can I get the veggies as long term?

Speaker 24 (01:17:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:17:51):
Can I get there? And then can I get corn?
Can I get extra?

Speaker 20 (01:18:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:18:00):
Thanks, and then I'll do let us and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Then block them all please extra block.

Speaker 22 (01:18:06):
No, ma'am.

Speaker 17 (01:18:07):
Just and then so yeah, because I saw the video
from the CEO Scott and he said like, oh, if
you want more add ons, just ask for more add.

Speaker 11 (01:18:14):
Ons and we'll give you extras. Is that a thing
they all do or is there a limit to like
the extras?

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Okay, that's why I came here.

Speaker 11 (01:18:25):
And you can barely hear what she says. She goes,
I don't know how other people do it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
How about your boss?

Speaker 11 (01:18:30):
I'm like, wait, your standard right next to them? Yeah,
so yeah, I will say it was very underwhelming, and
I do think they are skimping on the on the
toppings and everything. The corn didn't even get my extra
corn what like, So it sounds asked for extra corn.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Yes, let's just let's just say that you're getting a cup,
just just to keep it simple. Let's say you're getting
a cup of whatever you're asking for protein. Yeah, so
it sounds like for them now a serving size is
a third of a cup, and if you want it more,
they'll give you the standard top it off, and.

Speaker 11 (01:19:00):
Then if you want a little more than that, you're
gonna pay me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
That's going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
It's a sleight of hands.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
I've noticed when I asked, And I think they do
this maybe with the door dash orders because you're not
there to see it. So I'll go on there and
I'll say extra chicken. I want chicken, white rice, black beans, chicken,
but I want extra chicken, like a double. And then
you get it and you're like, this is pretty much

(01:19:25):
what a standard one looks like. If I'm in the store. Yes,
but here on this door dash order, they charged me
for double the protein. It looks like the standard.

Speaker 11 (01:19:33):
Yeah, I definitely think they're skipping. Not there, but right
there in front of their faces. And I had three
people helped me down the line, and all of them
were like, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
No, who Scott was?

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
They all turned around.

Speaker 11 (01:19:45):
I say yes or anything, but literally, even the people
chopping up the chicken behind them, like they turned around, like.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
What someone said.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
I decided to go to Chapola yesterday asked for a
little more chicken, and they charged me for double chicken.
And I didn't realize it because I didn't have my
glasses on. So I took it back and they refunded it.
I got my money back and I just threw it
in the trash. That's dumb, but that's the thing.

Speaker 11 (01:20:10):
He was ready to charge me more, and I'm like, no,
So did you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Get charged for like a regular bowl?

Speaker 11 (01:20:15):
It was sixteen dollars and I got guacamole, so that's
an extra charge, right, but sixteen bucks for the size bowl.

Speaker 12 (01:20:21):
That I got.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
But yeah, I'm looking at it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
We're not arguing the price.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
I'm just arguing this whole idea that he's going and saying, hey,
if you want more, you know, just tell him we
want to be we want to be too big.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
This is not too big. I'm looking at the video
right now, a size queen.

Speaker 11 (01:20:35):
I need way bigger than thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:20:36):
Yeah, but also you did ask, just to be fair,
you did ask for light rice, light beans.

Speaker 11 (01:20:41):
Well yeah, but I thought that was the point that
there would be more room so that he couldn't say
there's no room in here.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Yeah. And then you asked for more steak. Yeah, well
we can do it, but we gotta charge it.

Speaker 25 (01:20:50):
I tell my team all the time, put as much
food in that bowl Inbrito as you bossibly did.

Speaker 9 (01:20:55):
I want the consumer to tell you it's too big.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Well, that didn't. That didn't happen.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
As an experiment, we tried it out, you said, I
was hopeful. Yeah, and that's Morgan's experience. Now, this is
only one person's experience. We took it at one location
with one particular employee. I like Chipole, I like I
like going there. It's a common stop for because it's
one thing that kids like my wife and I both like.

Speaker 11 (01:21:17):
So it was delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Those words are going to bite them in the ass.
Put as much as you possibly can. They could have.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Put tons of somebody texted, why did Morgan back down
when they said no, you should have said, are you
calling your CEO a liar?

Speaker 11 (01:21:33):
At these moments? Same with mortgagets and stuff. I really
do like I get shy in the moment.

Speaker 6 (01:21:38):
Well, and you still have to get through the rest
of the line.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
And also, by the way, I mean, the employees are
just doing their job. Yeah, you know, they're they're working
at Chipotle, They're dishing out bowls.

Speaker 9 (01:21:47):
They don't want to deal with their manager.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
They don't want to go to the manager. They don't
want to fight anybody, you know either.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
They're not looking for any kind of confrontation.

Speaker 27 (01:21:54):
You know.

Speaker 14 (01:21:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:21:55):
I think when I name dropped the CEO, they got
a little nervous, like, oh god, do we have a Karen.

Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
And she's.

Speaker 9 (01:22:01):
Yea from corporate.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
All right, Well, thank you Morgan, appreciate you doing that.
Whitney killed you to bring Botley into everybody that one.

Speaker 16 (01:22:10):
Serving he puts the g in Garcia so Cal Sports
with Jeff Garcy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Yo, good morning, Jeff g. What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:22:23):
What you show? The Ducks even up their series last
night with the gold the Knights.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Carry over to quite the Park into.

Speaker 9 (01:22:31):
Nothing Ducks ended up winning three to one.

Speaker 28 (01:22:34):
Series is now tied one one and the series comes
back to Anaheim starting tomorrow. Onto baseball, Andy Pahes was
on one yesterday for the Dodgers.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
It's the new picture and.

Speaker 13 (01:22:44):
Is looking for a third home run.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Pez got it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
Dodgers won twelve to two.

Speaker 28 (01:22:50):
Paz three home run six RBIs and good news O
tany slump is over as well. He had a couple
of hits. Angels offense was cooking yesterday afternoon as well.
They be the White Sox eight to two.

Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
One. Moving on to the NBA playoffs.

Speaker 28 (01:23:09):
Last night the Knicks one again and the Spurs blew
out the Tea Wolves. Tonight, Lakers back at it against OKC.
Lakers are still fifteen and a half point underdogs. That's
a five point thirty tip on Amazon Prime. And finally
this morning, WITTI show.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
I told you a couple of weeks ago that more receipts.

Speaker 28 (01:23:24):
Were gonna come out about Patriots coach and Mike Vrabel
and reporter Diana Roussini. Well, a boat rental receipt all
the way back from twenty twenty one, with both of
their signatures on it, resurfaced on the internet yesterday.

Speaker 9 (01:23:38):
Here's the kicker.

Speaker 28 (01:23:39):
When they rented that boat, she was around six months
pregnant with her first child. Now listen, I'm not trying
to start nothing here, but if I'm Diana Russini's husband,
I'm asking for DNA tests on all my kids.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
I'm to call Marie Povich. I'm JEFFG. And that's SoCal
Sports Night, Jeff j.

Speaker 13 (01:24:00):
He Show.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
All right, welcome back, Menace. Do you have the number
for the uh warm line in here? Yes, absolutely, the
bat phone line. All right, I'm gonna have you go
do something, all right. Uh just went and hit the
potty during that that break. Yeah, Greg was in there,
all right, so somebody went in and don't Greg, you

(01:24:24):
you you already know who this is.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Okay, somebody was in the stall.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Okay, y door open, taking the leak, right right. This
person is notorious for peeing in one of the stalls with.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
The seat down.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Now I'm curious. I'm curious if the seat is wet
up back.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Because because it just happened.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
Yeah yeah, all right, hold on, see if I can
get Menace. I'm just kidding, like dude, it doesn't even
doesn't lift the seat and then doesn't even go bother
there he is, yes, yeah, yeah, all right, is going
down to the going through. All right, it's the it's
the one. It's the far stall. It's the handicaps stall,
big giant one.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Yeah. See if there's yeah, I can hear us.

Speaker 21 (01:25:10):
All right, I'm going deep into the buildings, so in.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
My yeah, I got you see if there's pe on
the scene, all right, it's probably it's probably still warm.

Speaker 21 (01:25:20):
Yeah, okay, Uh, there is two droplets in a pube.
Have video, I can get photo evidence.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
I don't know. I'm not going to do anything with it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
I just I don't understand, like if you go into
a stall as a dude, you're standing the pee, like
why you don't lift the sea to.

Speaker 6 (01:25:44):
P I've ned and then and then uh, because.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
The times I've taken a dump here at work, like
I'll go into one of those stalls, and almost every
time I've got to like take the toilet paper do
to dry the seat because someone's.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Peat on it. Yeah, there's a knew it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:01):
I knew it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
I knew it. He does this, this guy, he does
this all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
And the door open so everybody knows, well, a lot
of guys.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Will do that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
If you're just going in there to take a leak,
you don't close the door to stand and take a
the door. You only close the door whole different site, well,
because your pants aren't coming like it's it's different. It's different.
It's the same way you stand at the urinal. There's
no doors there, just you're taking a leak, right, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Which is so awkward. I was peeing next to this
old man the other day here at work, and he
was just breathing so loudly through his nose. So awkward, dude.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
But that's what I'm saying. Like, the door's open, so
everybody knows he peees with this.

Speaker 9 (01:26:38):
Why go in the stall?

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
Because I think guys.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
I think because Greg was because I think, well Greg,
I'm not sure who went in first, whether it was
him or Greg. Did he walk in afterwards? Okay, so
Greg walked in first. He's at the taller of the
two urinals.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
This other dude walks in, sees Greg at that urinal,
doesn't want to stand next to Greg. Maybe he thinks,
so cool, I'll give Gregs some room. Sure, so he
walks into that stall.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
I take that back. I've been in there with this
person before, and he always goes to that stall, no
matter what, it's always that stall territory. Well there you go.
At least put the seat up, man, Yeah, just kick it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Or or fine, go crazy pee all over the seat,
but be a decent person and wipe the seat down
when you're done, like dry it. Yeah, grab grab the
paper towels and and dry it off.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
If you sprinkle when you take sweet the Sea, thank you,
exactly right. But I like the extra zest on it
with the pube to really show home looks like.

Speaker 11 (01:27:47):
If that's what it looks like here.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Yeah, sometimes you see chewed up gum in the urinal.
I got my gum. I'm done, I'll put it in here.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Yeah, it's not like it flushes like a regular toilet. No,
because it's got the Yeah, it's got like the little
cage looking thing the you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Know, uh plastic plastic eight seven seven.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Send it's a text over to two two nine eight seven.
What do do you also use the toilet seat cover?

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
No, I don't. I don't use those toilet seat covers.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
I think they're performative.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
I make sure I make sure the seat is dry. Yes,
that's my big thing dry. If it's dry my bare
ass and we go on, it's fine and no big deal.
I think that the ass gasket thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Frankly, don't use them. And here's why, because we have
the advantage of if it's an emergency number two at work,
we are here before anybody else and the bathrooms had
just been cleaned. Yeah, true, they're spotless when we get
here at the end of the day. Disaster.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Oh yeah, I would say, by like late morning, they're
already people around here at least seem to wait to
get to.

Speaker 9 (01:28:49):
Work to go take a dumb Yeah, that's the first
thing they do.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Like you get to work, and that's when you decide
that's your daily time to take a dump. Yes, it's
nine oh one and everybody's pooping. Even have done that
before he left the house in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
You can train your body. Are so bold to just
sit on a public toilet seat with no protection.

Speaker 9 (01:29:08):
You're not not a cover paper all day.

Speaker 11 (01:29:12):
I'll put toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Down if I walk into what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
You're just gross, Yeah, disease. A piece of paper isn't
going to stop you from.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
Getting right this one. Toilet paper that the station bought.

Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
It doesn't even help the paper, are you guys, is
somebody gonna confront this?

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
No, I'm not saying.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
You guys love narking, Like you know, I'm saying, when
you see a situation, we can call the police.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
You call people out all the time. You're not gonna
be in the bathroom with this guy and be like,
what's up with the seat?

Speaker 25 (01:29:47):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Oh no, I'm not going to call him out.

Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
Oh my god, just.

Speaker 11 (01:29:50):
Talk about it all exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:29:52):
Yeah, what a bold.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
No, I'm not him, you know. You know I'm not
saying publicly.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
Who No, No, No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying
to him, be like, what's up with the seat?

Speaker 16 (01:30:00):
What are you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:30:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (01:30:03):
The seat dog?

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Yeah, just like, let's say i'd walked Let's say I
needed that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Let's let's say I needed that stall, and I went
in there right after he walked out, like we kind
of passed you. Oh hey, what's up? Blah blah blah.
And I walk in hey, blah blah blah.

Speaker 19 (01:30:19):
What the hell is this?

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Yeah, I get you're doing that, but I wasn't using
the stall, see, okay, I was.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
I used the other urinal right next to Greg, because
I like to take a peek. We'd like to help
each other, trying to win for their daughter. Oh, you
should give it to him, then, No, she's not asking
for that, She's I'm trying to work for my daughter.
Oh okay, yeah, so that's from Gloria texting over. Well, Gloria,
sometime between now and nine o'clock, we're just going to

(01:30:45):
tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
To call in.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
You call in, call her number ninety eight. You'll win
tickets to two of the Hayley Williams show two of
the three. One is the sold out show at the Wiltern.
Everybody gets that. And then the other pair of tickets
is to one of the two now sold out shows
at the wood Bowl, either October fifth or October sixth,
the ones this hour. I'm not sure if it's for
the fifth or the sixth, but you got one of
the shows of the Ball plus the Wiltern.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
You can win that this hour. Here on The Woody Show.
We are a heavy metal band.

Speaker 11 (01:31:13):
I mean everybody knows that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:15):
Wait, wait, hold on, wait, wait.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Where am i the Woody Show. We are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody
Greg Mennis Junigrad Sea bass is here and we've got
the week in audio.

Speaker 20 (01:31:34):
Go ahead, cranked that first clip there for me. Here
is uh all right, I know this is It doesn't mean.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
As much to everybody, but if you spend any time
in Atlanta. Okay, they want me to play it right away? Yeah, right, okay?
Here right on. Ted Turner was a foundation a pillow
at the community.

Speaker 20 (01:31:53):
This is the video that is now resurfaced that he
had produced a bunch of military members in front of
the CNN building, Oh, playing like God bless something or
other or whatever. And this was to be played in
the event of the end of the world. Oh, they
had a yeah. And this was like they prepare a
lot of stuff. There was a bunch of sketches like
CNN producing Queen Dies not over by a pack of zebras.

Speaker 6 (01:32:18):
What good those packages are always ready?

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Yeah, and this was one for the end of the world.
Was this military band playing a little whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
There was a company that used to own a bunch
of radio stations that was owned by the Mormon Church.
And they wouldn't accept booze money, lottery money, a lot
of the appag They wouldn't play a lot of different artists.
You know, even if they had like a top forty station,
like a big pop station, remember because at the time
eminem was huge with a bunch of new music, you know,
and they wouldn't play it. But what they had in

(01:32:48):
all the radio stations, there was a step by step
process or procedure for when Jesus came back.

Speaker 6 (01:32:56):
Everybody all hands on down.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Yeah, so like what would happen?

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
And yeah, I remember because a buddy of mine worked
over there and he was telling me some of the
some of the crazy stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
Would it be like fire drills but like Jesus drills.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
No, it was just they they had a policy. They
had a bunch of stations across the country, and the
whole idea was that, you know, when when the return happened,
they would they would go on there and be able
to get.

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
The word out. You worked for this company.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
I know exactly what company it is.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Yeah, at one point you worked for that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
I don't even think we were allowed to talk about
coffee or caffeine.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
That's not she's not even kidding, she's not kidding. I
remember they were so restrictive.

Speaker 9 (01:33:33):
Family member that works for them. Yeah, yeah, it's very
restrictive on language and stuff like that. It might have
chilled now, know they they relaxed a little bit. But yeah,
definitely know I'll call I.

Speaker 20 (01:33:44):
Think about that sometimes I'm like, man, would it be
so bad? Like I would give up whatever, strip clubs
and blah blah blah. But when you were around, like
everything's clean, everyone's nice. Yeah, everyone's will.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
What a tragedy.

Speaker 9 (01:33:55):
Yeah, you give up a few things here or there.

Speaker 20 (01:33:58):
You give up you know, some some rap music and
then them and but for not having filthy streets and
people crapping on the sidewalk, I think I might give
it up.

Speaker 9 (01:34:06):
Nice studios.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
That's where you want to be when Jesus comes back.

Speaker 9 (01:34:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Well, they did have and you could you could speak
to it. They had kick ass health benefits.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
Oh, it was like the Cadillac insurance.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
Everyone's good looking and cleaning.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
Everything, everything was covered, Everything was covered and there was
like no out of pocket anything.

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
It was awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:34:25):
It was like the lottery and my family members four
on K four on K Did I say that right?

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
Yeah? Is uh dude huge? Everyone's rich.

Speaker 9 (01:34:35):
Yeah, give it up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
I give up all the garbage and for a few
whatevers e d Why not all right, the weekend audio?

Speaker 20 (01:34:43):
Oh bad news, haunt of virus coming at you. Oh yeah,
So we had this cruise ship that has a bunch
of a couple people that actually died from the haunt
of virus. Now, the reason this is a big deal
is because typically the haunt of virus you get when
you're sniffing rat poops.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
But there is a vary end that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Goes snorting rat turts, which is this was how they
think they got it.

Speaker 20 (01:35:00):
They were in like South America, snor did some rat
turns get on the cruise ship and they have a
very though that can that can pass personal person and
there's been some illness.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Isn't that the same way the aids got here or
something something like that. Where have we heard this story
in the past five or six years?

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Uh, this one guy, Jake Romarin, he is on that
haunt a virus ship.

Speaker 27 (01:35:21):
I'm currently on board the hants and what's happening right
now is very real. For all this here right now
is to feel safe, I'm not, to have clarity and
to get home. So if you're seeing coverage about this,
just remember that there are real people behind it menace

(01:35:41):
and that This isn't something happening somewhere far away.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
It's happening to us right now. So this person's under
the impression that we hear this in the news and think.

Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
Well, these aren't real people, or it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
I didn't know it was a gay cruise, but I
guess it was now, you guys.

Speaker 20 (01:36:03):
So a lot of people are worried. You know, like
I said, we just went through this not too long ago.
Wasn't there that cruise ship in Seattle that was doctor whatever?
Now bad good bad news there, but good good news
I found. And looking around the internet, I found a
haunt virus expert. That's that guy. He's he's quarantined. Her
name is Quila Phillips. Might be doctor Quila Phillips because

(01:36:24):
she's gonna tell us.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
What to do.

Speaker 22 (01:36:26):
So the people own the boat with the haunts of
rus and they want to get off, Well, I ain't
trying to be heartless.

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
And cruel, but no, no, no, y'all can't get off.

Speaker 16 (01:36:32):
Stay out there.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
Let them control it. While y'all out there in the water.

Speaker 19 (01:36:36):
Hightch them windows up on that cruise ship, go out
on the bathroom. You do whatever y'all need do.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
But don't drop break that trip back over here on
this way.

Speaker 6 (01:36:43):
We don't need no motion over her spreading and taking
us out.

Speaker 13 (01:36:47):
I'm sorry, I mean you.

Speaker 6 (01:36:49):
Can't argue with that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
Well, you go, girlfriends. That's what they're doing.

Speaker 20 (01:36:53):
They've they've super quarantined everybody. There was something like flight
attendant that was in contact and symptoms. She was sitting
you know, a bubble somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:36:59):
Do they do that like during COVID with one cruise
ship right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Like there's a bunch of them, numerous.

Speaker 6 (01:37:05):
The wouldn't let him come back, No one would let
him die.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
She's from the what the senators for disease control?

Speaker 10 (01:37:10):
Right?

Speaker 20 (01:37:10):
I believe I was doctor? Yeah, exactly, but good, I
guess the good news. Bad news is hunter haunted virus
is way more deadly, and more deadly. Diseases tend not
to spread because they kill everybody, spread because it kills everybody.
Silver Line this Weekend audio and other flying news. I
couldn't find any background information. This is just a video

(01:37:32):
and audio that somebody took of a guy who was
escorted off a plane.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
We don't know why yet.

Speaker 20 (01:37:38):
And he gets he gets the ones there to help him,
so he grabs a little in a radio the microphone,
and he asks heard about this guy? Yeah, he's also
quite fancy.

Speaker 27 (01:37:47):
Hello, the captain just walked away from me and saying
I could go somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
So does anybody want to help with customer service?

Speaker 27 (01:37:58):
Customer service is needed at thirty b Please come and
help the customer at thirty feet.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
I mean, it's one way to get things done. Yeah,
we like this guy's terrible Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:38:10):
This week in audio Menace, I know you're gonna hate
this Why because it is an official, an elected official,
talking about something that's near and dear to your heart. Okay,
someone who would have the very highest levels of government,
and he has some bad news for you from other
Colbert Show.

Speaker 29 (01:38:27):
Government is terrible at keeping secrets.

Speaker 8 (01:38:29):
This idea of conspiracy theories.

Speaker 29 (01:38:31):
If there were aliens or aliens, spaceships or anything, I
promise you some guy guarding the installation would have taken
a selfie with one of the aliens and send it
to his girlfriend, impress him.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
That's what they want, But that's what they want you
to believe.

Speaker 9 (01:38:50):
They got to him.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
He's making a point.

Speaker 9 (01:38:53):
The guy that's guarding it. Do you think he's going
to be all up in the vault.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
The vault, the vault, No chef evault, you won't be
in the vault. This is what we've been saying about.

Speaker 20 (01:39:03):
What the President is saying is that wouldn't you want
to be the most famous person in the world alive.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
Ever and say, look what I got an actual alien
And if you didn't think your phone and not one
person told his wife, girlfriend, kid, nothing, Yeah, there's no wait.

Speaker 9 (01:39:19):
Okay, now show me some photos of inside of Fort
Knox lately lately?

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Yeah, do you have you lately?

Speaker 9 (01:39:27):
Yeah? Do you have any any photos of inside?

Speaker 29 (01:39:28):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
Guards taking selfies inside for it.

Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
But yeahbody nobody say I like it's something that has
like something that's super high guarded, like they're not gonna
have people all up in.

Speaker 20 (01:39:39):
But man is also there are numerous documentaries of inside
Fort Knox. I' seeing I'm seeing all kinds of footage
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
Google.

Speaker 20 (01:39:47):
There's one for PBS. Here's one from the Military Reserve.
Getting images like.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
They have.

Speaker 9 (01:39:57):
Nope, nope, like they do tours. I'm you know they don't.

Speaker 20 (01:40:01):
It's guarded very heavily, yes, for sure, but they're not
photo you're generalizing where to go that you're generalizing the
lobby of Fort Knox, not actual bars man.

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
That's right. This is the classic thing.

Speaker 20 (01:40:15):
And this is what from a scientific perspective, when it
comes to conspiracy theories, you ask the conspiracy theorists, you say,
is there any evidence I can provide you that would
change your mind?

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Nope, nope.

Speaker 6 (01:40:26):
The conversation is.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
A conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. More on the
Weekend Audio. Next on the Woody Show, Hang up, so
wo Show.

Speaker 6 (01:40:39):
Then I saw them cleaning your eye and I knew
you were banging.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
Okay, okay, okay, we'll do it.

Speaker 13 (01:40:46):
On Instagram show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
So Obama was discussing the conspiracy theorists.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
We had that clip before the break, saying, like, ome
on man, the government's terrible keeping secrets.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Some guy wouldn't want to show his side.

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
Would the ticket selfie? If I was alienship or whatever.
It just reminds me that's the one time we got
Obama to shout out the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (01:41:09):
He's like, hey, yeah, I am excited to be here
today on the Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (01:41:13):
I really am.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
It's terrific.

Speaker 29 (01:41:16):
All you nippling buttholers should feel really great about how
you're spending your time.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
Yeah, he's a little looser.

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
Yeah, whatever did he get? She's retired? What does you
gotta do? Look over some plans for the Presidential Library
and giant mausoleum.

Speaker 14 (01:41:33):
Uh.

Speaker 20 (01:41:33):
This weekend audio time for the original Woody Show game
aw baber eye roll.

Speaker 25 (01:41:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:41:39):
This is where we challenge or ask or act excuse me,
Greg to say if he's gonna awe baber ie roll
a particular piece. This is a newsiece from ABC eleven
about a teenager taking a special person to prom.

Speaker 4 (01:41:53):
Oh, my grandma's from Iceland and Iceland.

Speaker 9 (01:41:55):
She didn't have a prom. So then my junior year problem.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
She told me, I have to take yourself. That's all
right here.

Speaker 10 (01:42:01):
You know, watching American TV, and you know all that
glamour that goes with it, and you know, for fourteen
years he's been saying, yeah, one day I will take
it to prom.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
I love my grandma. She's went there for me like
my whole life. I'm tip back and make her income.

Speaker 20 (01:42:15):
True, So guy takes his grandma to prom. The news
is there to cover a babe or eye roll? Oh,
she didn't have the problems in Eastland. I say, I
roll because she asked to go. He just like offered
it up.

Speaker 9 (01:42:31):
Then it'll be like a babe, you know, you take
me to the prom, and yeah, you must take me
the prom or you're out of the will.

Speaker 6 (01:42:37):
I think this is an ababe because this has been
a long time in coming. It's not like she thought
of it the night before.

Speaker 25 (01:42:41):
It's like, for.

Speaker 6 (01:42:42):
Fourteen years he was saying, take me the problem and
he did it. What what teenage boy follows through on
anything that's been ob And.

Speaker 20 (01:42:48):
You might say, well, he's not gonna get prom sex. Well,
he's guaranteeing future sex is all.

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
The Yeah, I agreed, I'd agree.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Maybe just doing something nice.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
I'm gonna say, well, babe, I'm gonna say I'm babe,
it was forced.

Speaker 11 (01:43:01):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
Irol for the same reason that Menace says. And then
also growing up in Iceland, they didn't have prompts, so
it's not like, oh, she didn't get asked to prom
and that's why, like, but she didn't even have it.

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
The glamor of the United watching the TV movies and
things of these.

Speaker 30 (01:43:16):
No IROL because she demanded it for future or I
roll is what we need to do, is we need
to like have Greg out of the room in isolations?

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
Are we saying that Greg is too stupid to these
things we're saying Sometimes you have said like, oh, I
was gonna say, but then Gina made a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
Blah blah blahlah blah. Yeah, just to get anyway a
babe or I roll. None of what you guys said
influenced me in any way, shape or form. I can't
even conjure an eye roll. Example, here, grandma got the
prom she always dreamt of. He's close to his grandma.
I'm jealous he has a grandma. What is cooler than

(01:43:58):
being tight with your Family's cool? Not walking around all
that bitch through the whole problem.

Speaker 20 (01:44:03):
My question is how did the news find out? Yeah, yeah,
they don't watch the whole story. They don't address that part.

Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
They don't say that maybe the school contacted the new
social medis. Yeah, probably had to get a bag of that.
Then it's like a look at me.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
I mean, you can still go with your friends afterwards,
because you know she's not gonna be able to hang
all down.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
Well, she could buy your boot she was tired.

Speaker 21 (01:44:24):
Easy.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
No, this is pure awbait. Okay, yeah, yeah, you're not
gonna worry, but get her pregnant right for a bonus.

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
I think the school had to because you probably got
pre approval, like hey, I'm taking my grandma. But remember
like Rio stations they used to give away like dates
with porn stars, and then the schools was shut them down.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
Yeah, a lot of problems have written in like nobody
over twenty three or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
Twenty one I think, yeah, yeah, there was just another
woman that got busted. She was twenty some years old,
twenty eight years old maybe, and like was posing as
a high school student twenty one jumps. That's a weird
when people do that, like for just for fun or
I don't know the reason why. I'll look it up
while we get another clip here this week in audio.

Speaker 20 (01:45:04):
All right, I got another aubebe ryroll. Now this is
just bodycam footage. There was a jumper in a Groton,
Connecticut on a bridge jumper. He's not doing well mentally,
and this is now here's the here's the there's the complication.
A police officer and Greg hates police officers, well documented,
and he approaches this man who's threatening to jump off

(01:45:26):
a bridge.

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
How can I help?

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
I really want to help you product.

Speaker 9 (01:45:32):
I really do.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
I'll do whatever I gotta do to help you through
this product. I promise, do you get.

Speaker 8 (01:45:41):
You come down here, man, I'll give you one. I'll
give you a hug, I promise.

Speaker 24 (01:45:44):
I man.

Speaker 8 (01:45:44):
I appreciate that, brother, I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (01:45:48):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 20 (01:45:50):
So the guy gets down, gets his hug, goes with
officer by the way, officer albi, I should say, point
that out, au, babe, or it's a cop. So Greg
irolls and he cops because they're not because they're power
starff nazis his words.

Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
I think there's a couple of things at play here.
First of all, when we talk about jumpers, like what
are we doing?

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
I mean what he does hate jumpers?

Speaker 6 (01:46:11):
Yeah, this is Greg talking about when they bring out
the big like you know, like stop traffic with the
big trampline.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Mattress looking things and they shut down everything with.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
Someone die is what he says. Whatever, but.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
This is very ababy. The guy came down, do whatever
you want to give you a hug, got his hug.

Speaker 9 (01:46:31):
Babe, I'm saying a babe, bebe. This is ursus heart
this one hard.

Speaker 20 (01:46:40):
I just want to say that they're doing anything good,
really hard. They ran over a couple of puppies on
the way to save that man, right, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:46:48):
How's it hard?

Speaker 4 (01:46:49):
Great? It's hard because the before I even heard the clip,
all I heard was the word jumper, and it was
eye roll because jumpers like you're why do you have
to get everybody else involved in your crappy decision? Might
not be thinking clearly, Greg, And I think you would
have just done if you were really serious about it.
So it is just like a yeah, don't performative, don't

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have a second thought about it. But I did love
when he said I'll do anything it takes for you
to not do this. That was really nice.

Speaker 5 (01:47:17):
But you really cop though we're not talking about the jumper.
It's the cop. It's a babe or eye roll.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
The whole situation. Yeah, I was looking at that thing
as a whole. Okay, as a whole. It's a babe.
I tricked him.

Speaker 26 (01:47:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
This twenty eight year old woman arrested charge with pretending
to be a high school student. She enrolled in a
high school in the Bronx in New York City, and
she was pretending to be a sixteen year old. Damn
she said her friend made her lie so she could
receive more public assistance.

Speaker 4 (01:47:49):
Oh okay, how would that work.

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
For your emanticipated teenager.

Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
Charged with endangering the welfare of a child and criminal impersonation,
among other charges.

Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
But she's not a child.

Speaker 9 (01:48:01):
How did she endanger a child well being? Around other kids?
She might have hooked them up with stuff.

Speaker 20 (01:48:06):
Or hooked up Casey Clawson, I like the pickles? Is
she of the of the pickle classic class?

Speaker 6 (01:48:14):
Okay, Greg, just slit me a notice she even remotely hot?

Speaker 9 (01:48:18):
Ooh no, she is not.

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
And you know who she looks like.

Speaker 20 (01:48:20):
She looks like the girl who was the girlfriend of
the Sam Bekman Freed, the guy who really guy like
super nerdy, really ugly, big glasses, gross hair. Oh yeah,
now could she be if you told me she was sixteen?

Speaker 9 (01:48:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:48:35):
Maybe let me see this, Casey claw Clayson, do you
have any more description of her kind of gross brown
hair which like her smells yellow teeth? This week I audio,
I got some food stuff here. I'm gonna save this clip,
I think for next year's March Fatness. This is the
Giant aka the Big Show aka Captain Say No Big.

(01:48:57):
If you ever met him in real life, which I have.
He's seven feet tall, used to be over five hundred pounds.
Enormous man.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
He was on the Chris Evans breakfast Chat chair in
England talking about him. Of his big biggest fast food meals.

Speaker 8 (01:49:08):
Mickey Dee's, I would get two big max, a twenty
piece nugget, three orders of fries, a drink and a shake.
You know if they did I think that was Taco
Bell used to have those that the ten pack of tacos,
and I would do two of those.

Speaker 4 (01:49:22):
I've done that.

Speaker 8 (01:49:22):
We have a place in America called White Castle, and
I would do forty of those. Not the same thing.
To be proud of them.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
You gotta go to White Castle at the crave case.
That's what he's saying. He basically just had two of those.

Speaker 9 (01:49:34):
Guess what still here doing interviews?

Speaker 20 (01:49:37):
Yeah, oh it's fall something. I don't know SARTs the
Giant or the Big Show or Captain Insane.

Speaker 4 (01:49:42):
No, damn, I gotta see this guy. Yeah you oh,
you would recognize hyeah a bunch of movies.

Speaker 6 (01:49:48):
I mean he just looks like a garden variety giant.

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
I just don't know how you get that much doubt
but you see, like how big is.

Speaker 16 (01:49:57):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
But we talk about the food eating competitions, and it's
all the big, fat guys that talked the big game
and they they burn out way before the little skinny
Asian la what's her name, black widow?

Speaker 4 (01:50:07):
Like she just crushes everybody. She's this tiny little person.
How do you do that?

Speaker 9 (01:50:12):
But this guy, he's so kind of athletic in some way,
he's not a giant like fat bastard.

Speaker 4 (01:50:19):
Yeah, he's lost a lot of weight, else he wouldn't
be with us anymore for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:50:22):
Yeah, I'm just thinking of like, where's the toilet that
contains you know, like he's so big, the toilet has
to be little deep.

Speaker 20 (01:50:29):
Well, there's famously when on the Giant would take flights
they had they couldn't he couldn't fit in the plane toilet,
so they would hold a curtain up key from the
into My god, you're right, the number two's out of
the question. This week in audio, oh Menace, has your
girlfriend Kathy Hilton gotten you to try the ai jello diet? No, well,
apparently she got suckered into it. Here she is talking

(01:50:51):
about that, Hey did ai jello diet?

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
Hold on? It was like Ai versions of Oprah saying
I do this jello diet.

Speaker 6 (01:51:00):
And they have doctor Oz doing it too.

Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
A while back, and I was so tempted. How is
this possible? It sounds like how it works.

Speaker 20 (01:51:10):
So basically the idea is you get unflavored gelatine put
in vinegar and baking soda. Yeah, so it's unflavored gelatin
is really low en calories. It's you know, this based
of lish horse hooves, and so the idea is you're
just putting bloat in your stomach, which it can be
a problem obviously.

Speaker 6 (01:51:30):
Can't you just eat jello sugar free joh yeah, they
do make sugar free jella.

Speaker 4 (01:51:34):
You can eat all that you want.

Speaker 6 (01:51:35):
I like, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:39):
The sugar free jelatine is fine, it's great. It doesn't
have that weird sugar free.

Speaker 6 (01:51:43):
Well you get on that after like surgeries or dental stuff.
And so I I was like, oh, these are pretty
good sugar free cool lights and the fine Greg you said.
I knew Greg would be tempted by this.

Speaker 4 (01:51:52):
Well, yeah, I remember seeing something, not this thing where
you combine it with baking soda. But about a month
or two ago, there was nothing but jello talk in
the diet world and I forgot to go to rush
to the store to get je Thank God. I'm like,
I gotta try that.

Speaker 9 (01:52:07):
Yeah, God, I forgot those fake AI endorsements.

Speaker 4 (01:52:10):
This is oprah.

Speaker 9 (01:52:12):
I hit up Doctor Drew once because they were doing
that with Doctor Drew and like some random pills and
like magic pills, and he's like, oh, thanks for making
me aware of this. I definitely don't endorse it. Well, yeah,
but what are you gonna do. You're gonna go after
some Chinese guy who's putting your face on stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
See, I think like the jello thing, Greg would be
good if you're trying to do something like maybe what
Morgan was doing, where she was just trying to lose
like four pounds, you know, in a in a matter
of a few days.

Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
But like the idea that what are you gonna do.
You're gonna have this jello every day. This is your
new that's all you're gonna eat now for the rest
of your life. The way that Morgan was trying to
trim any last ounce before a fight. That's kind of
how I feel all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:52:50):
But what I'm saying is you are just gonna have
jello unflavored jello for the rest of your life, not.

Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
For the rest of my life, but I would just until,
just until I have to go another funds and then.

Speaker 11 (01:53:03):
What routine, Greg, You need muscles?

Speaker 9 (01:53:04):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 4 (01:53:05):
Then there protein powder in there. Yeah, exactly, see, thank you,
we're taking a break. Just have a piece of cheese.
Mortal when he shows next hang out getting getting Suck.

Speaker 9 (01:53:20):
Suck shot a.

Speaker 31 (01:53:26):
Les wrap up this week in audio, were eating audio
and I know we're all we all figured out that
the tiger king stuff is ridiculous and stupid and people
shouldn't be you know, Rando's redneck shouldn't have.

Speaker 20 (01:53:37):
Pet tigers and yeah, but the more we watch like
actual tiger sanctuary people, the more I don't even know
how this happened. This is a lady, actual tiger sanctuary
like rehab plays called care Foundation Florida. And here she
is just feeding a tiger chicken cheeky and like she
does every day, face to face, like behind the little fence. Yeah,
and she explains that why it's so dangerous. Even is

(01:54:00):
his best friend.

Speaker 11 (01:54:01):
So this girl and I are really tight.

Speaker 26 (01:54:03):
But when she's eating a large amount like this, the
wildness comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
If I get in her face.

Speaker 26 (01:54:09):
Hey, nope, and right now she doesn't know me from
anybody else. She would kill me like anybody else. And
like I said, she and I were tight, We've got
a good relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:54:22):
How are you still sitting there?

Speaker 13 (01:54:24):
I would have had that.

Speaker 5 (01:54:25):
I would have had the rest of that interview from
the other side of the sanctuary.

Speaker 23 (01:54:28):
I like her for her.

Speaker 9 (01:54:29):
My dogs are kind of the same way though, But.

Speaker 6 (01:54:31):
She's not one of these like, look, this is my baby.
She's like, no, she'll kill me.

Speaker 4 (01:54:35):
I put my head in its mouth.

Speaker 13 (01:54:36):
I like this.

Speaker 20 (01:54:37):
She's even like being super because it's feeding the throwing
the chicken through the fence, even being super careful that
her fingers are not Oh yeah, I mean there's the
one lady and tiger that got her arm just ripped
all at the time.

Speaker 9 (01:54:48):
Didn't like the Walmart food.

Speaker 6 (01:54:49):
It got the old hot dogs and blowney.

Speaker 20 (01:54:53):
Just that sound, and the thing is looking right in
her face and it's just baring its teeth. Your dog's
you say, when you feed them, Yeah, they like you
try to get closer to the bowl.

Speaker 9 (01:55:04):
They'll side by you and kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:55:05):
Like it doesn't sound like that though. That's what my
vet said. That my dog would be like said, don't
go to your dog when it's eating. I could go
to my dog, put my face in its bowl and
eat the food. She would just try that every day.

Speaker 6 (01:55:18):
So, Greg, it's so funny that you said that, because
my friend who kind of trains dogs, and she goes.
One thing you have to do when you get that
little puppy is you put your face in the bowl
and pretend you're eating so it doesn't get so it's
it gets used to like not guarding it and be
like get out of here.

Speaker 13 (01:55:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
Yeah, your dog smart enough to know that would never happen.

Speaker 10 (01:55:37):
Though.

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
It's not like you're gonna get down there and eat
it's food. This is gross. It is not people food,
like I know, like Dad, I know that you don't
eat babies too, thank you. It's like daycare and you
can't getet hurried because it right. Yeah, got to keep
the windows up. Sure, there's a joke in there this week,
and I know it's so true. Originally, there's got to

(01:56:00):
be a game.

Speaker 20 (01:56:02):
How do they That's where we play only the audio
of somebody hurting themselves and you guess how did it happen?

Speaker 4 (01:56:08):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:56:09):
How did the awy. Now, I'm not super familiar with
the sound. Sounds like some type of exercise equipment, maybe
like a treadmill or something won't won't want right, elliptical, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:56:37):
They're definitely I think they're doing to They're doing two
things at once that they're not supposed to combine, juggling
like treadmill and like weight.

Speaker 20 (01:56:49):
All right, which I see that I see girls with
like these two pound weights on the bicycle is doing
like little curls.

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
You're not doing anything eight sea mess.

Speaker 5 (01:56:57):
You're a big muscular guy who works out a lot.
Greg know how to tone his arms.

Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
Yeah, like just biceps? Do you do one at a time.
You don't want to do just biceps. I just want
to make my arms less thinis, I.

Speaker 20 (01:57:09):
Would say start quite frankly. Pull ups are great for
your bicycles. Do assisted ones. Get on the you know
the machines, like the counterweights or bands. You have the
rubber bands, which you can hurt yourself doing that, but
get the count. Start with the counterweight machines and do
pull up negatives where you you get you step up,
get your and then hold and do overhanded underhand underhand'll

(01:57:30):
hit your biceps.

Speaker 9 (01:57:31):
Harder.

Speaker 20 (01:57:31):
But then it also because if you just do curls,
you're gonna get these big stupid biceps in your forearms
will be nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:57:36):
So you want to won't He was asking the medicine.
I just throw it out to the world.

Speaker 6 (01:57:42):
The lawnmower I hate you have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
I don't know what these are called. Where you flies? Flies?
Flies are good for better for your pecks and shoulders. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:57:51):
I like the videos with the bands that are like
they're using and then it goes.

Speaker 4 (01:57:55):
Snap thick rubber band will slip off and yes, say
get a machine or do negatives. Let's get one more
clip here this week in audio. We have to find
out how they are.

Speaker 9 (01:58:05):
Oh, I say that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:58:08):
Uh old classic love this nunchucks. You can smack yourself
with those bad he was he was were like a
national nun chuck Association. This guy thought he was the coolest.

Speaker 20 (01:58:20):
And this is a classic, like twenty twenty twenty two
or twenty two Internet, I should say, stink guy in
his bedroom practicing nunchucks.

Speaker 5 (01:58:28):
Do one of one of our friends had to set
of nunchucks and we would all try to do the
thing where you kind of back like over your shoulder. Yeah,
we would just get smoked in the face. Nunchucks are
so eighty.

Speaker 20 (01:58:39):
We hurt ourselves so bad with Yeah, because all of
this is your chicks are hurting yourself versus someone else
with nunchucks is about a thousand. All right, this weekend audio.
I love I just know we talked about this. But
the Stefan Diggs trial, this chef is such an idiot.
I love her, love her, love her. Part of what
she did is when she's left her police report saying
to Stefan Diggs, a former Patriots player, choked her, she

(01:59:00):
deleted some of her own text messages that incriminated her
but never find out. Yeah, well they did, and they
prevented with her to her on the stand, and this
is how she responded.

Speaker 1 (01:59:08):
I deleted it, and I'm running that bag.

Speaker 4 (01:59:13):
I'm ruining that.

Speaker 3 (01:59:14):
Back those phrases when you provided those text messages to.

Speaker 13 (01:59:18):
That place, because.

Speaker 23 (01:59:27):
When I was abused in my previous relationship, he would
the objection job in.

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
There again, the jury will disregard its sidebar. Yep. Yeah,
she's just she She was acting like it was a
political speech.

Speaker 20 (01:59:41):
Is like she just got to talk about what she
wanted to talk about and who cares what they're asking
me about.

Speaker 4 (01:59:46):
It's weird that they didn't side with her, so strange.

Speaker 5 (01:59:49):
Huh huh, Well, thank you very much, Seabat the.

Speaker 11 (01:59:51):
Week in Audio.

Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
Buila wouldn't approve what you show.

Speaker 5 (01:59:58):
And that's it for Thursday. A four down, one to go, right.
That's great news.

Speaker 4 (02:00:05):
Full show podcast Anthony. You missed today.

Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
You can find it by going to the woodieshow dot com.
Also get it wherever you find your favorite podcast. Tomorrow,
you guys, rejoice Friday. One more day to go before
we can get into the weekend. Tomorrow we'll do that
with the Friday fail stories, d y Q dude. Whatever
we can do to get through it into the weekend

(02:00:27):
as quickly as possible. That is the mission Tomorrow Friday
here on the Woody Showy, but you could join us
tonight a pop up Woody Show dinner events. Yeah, we're
gonna be at the Red Lobster in Santa Clarita, The
Red Lobster right at the Magic Mountain Parkway exit off
the five in the Shadows of Magic Mountain. We'll be

(02:00:48):
there around five o'clock to have a drink at the bar.
We're going for endless shrimp.

Speaker 6 (02:00:53):
Point.

Speaker 5 (02:00:53):
That's the whole point. Like, I don't want to miss
out on endless Shrimp.

Speaker 4 (02:00:56):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:00:56):
I never thought it was coming back Red Lobster. They
have limited time, just offer endless shrimp.

Speaker 4 (02:01:02):
I'm in.

Speaker 5 (02:01:04):
They have no idea up until we announced this morning
that we were coming. This is not an official thing.
They're not paying us to be there. Not a sponsor,
but could be. I guess should be.

Speaker 4 (02:01:12):
Should be.

Speaker 5 (02:01:13):
No Alt Street team, it's just us. Yeah, if you're available,
you're around, you want to come on by. We're not
paying for dinner. We're not promising free meals or anything.
It's just if you want to come on out. We're
doing endless Shrimp tonight in case you care to join.
And that's the Red Lobster in Santa Clarita, right thereof
the Magic Mountain Parkway exit of the five in the
shadows of Magic Mountain. And hopefully we'll see you there tonight.

(02:01:36):
Otherwise we'll catch you back here tomorrow. Greg Gory parting
words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (02:01:40):
Please. Yeah, just because you haven't achieved all your goals,
it doesn't mean you will. Yeah, chin up, Yeah, just
look at it this way. Maybe it won't ever happen.

Speaker 5 (02:01:54):
Have you ever stopped to consider that?

Speaker 26 (02:01:55):
You know?

Speaker 5 (02:01:57):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it. Thank
you so much for giving the Wood Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we loved, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMDBM.

Speaker 4 (02:02:10):
I quit this bitch.