FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 11th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 7 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Today's Monday.
It is May the eleventh, twenty twenty six. My name
is Woody. That is Greg Gory. We got menace.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (00:58):
Hope you had a great weekend. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
See bass is here.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
We got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer, von our video
producer is here. We got bored, we got Menchi. We've
got the phones open eight seven seven four. Wooding sent
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
We'll check in with the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
Got some of the trending news headlines for you birthday's
port of birthday, those were all coming up this hour
here on The Woody Show. Let's see I got this year. Greg,
You're not gonna like this. The CEO now, this is
Ryan Air. This is that low cost Irish airline.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh yeah, but the guys is pretty damn funny though.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Now the guy who's the CEO, he wants to see
airport's ban uh the places in the airport from serving alcohol.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Like, so the early morning is a safe place where
you can get booze at all times.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Thank you, So early morning booze service he wants banned, well,
f you. He has called out the drunken passengers for
the reason that at least one flight per day has
to be diverted.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Well, yeah, there's video because it's a lot of like
you irishmen going down to a visa.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
And because of that, he says bars and airport should
be subjected to the same licensing rules as ones that
don't sit behind a security checkpoint.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
Why why would morning drinks have anything? I think after
needing drinks, people have already been building up pregaming.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, what's the time of day?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I think morning be safest.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Actually his name is Michael O'Leary, the same dude that
wanted to charge to use the bathroom on board. And
he's like, yeah, I did say that, and I think that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
He says he can't comprehend why anyone at airport bars
is serving people at five or six in the morning.
Don't worry about it, dude, he says, here needs to
be drinking a beer at that time.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
You know where they learn from?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
He said, who needs to Yeah, it's not about need.
You don't question somebody's rights by questioning their need.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
He said no booze would be served at airports outside
licensing hours, and he recommends that using a boarding pass
is a form of ID check that could limit passengers
to just two drinks per Yeah, at the airport because.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Some people ruin it take away everybody else.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
So that's usually the way it goes though.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, and I don't support any example like that Sea
brings up, but Viza, there's no one's drinking in the
morning and a viza like everybody's.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Laid out like its dead bodies.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Well that's the way too.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Oh the ways.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Yeah, speaking of planes getting diverted, there was a Southwest
flight and it got diverted and then delayed, actually not diverted,
it was delayed for over an hour. There was a humanoid.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Robot b bop.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Yeah, four foot fall, four foot tall, seventy pound robot
that boarded the plane as a passenger.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Okay, what is that? Yeah, are really cute.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
That's the ones that love And there was an actual
ticket purchase for it. Now, the issue apparently came down
to the fact that the ticket b Bop was assigned
was for an aisle seat, which violates Southwest you know
the large carry on policy, and it it wasn't as
simple as just moving b bop to a window seat
because the robot's handler. I was then asked about the

(04:08):
batteries that power lithum. I am not carry on, I
am I am human. Those lithium batteries were larger than
what's allowed. Was it like one hundred what is it?
Menace that it's like and it has to be all
like visible now to like it's one hundred watt or
something like that. So these lithium batteries, they were larger

(04:28):
than what's allowed and they had to be removed and
then from there the flight was able to take off.
That delayed because of like a robot on board, Like
guess you check all those parameters when you're going through.
But I'd be so annoyed if my flight's delayed because
some dickhead has their robots for everyone.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Is the one that you can buy You can buy
that thing on Walmart really dot com for eight grand.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Is that the one that has the head that kind
of looks like it's a like an Amazon speaker.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's very humanoid.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
It just dances around, doesn't actually doing anything. You can't
like go make a coffee.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
These are the ones that I see guys that started
to take these out to like Times Square and.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Take your picture with them walking. It's basically a toy.
Yeah cool, where's your your your robot? Andrew?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I'm not famous enough, like Andrew Schultz already has it.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
But it's supposed to be this year, right, But then
they give you like a time frame. No, just sometime
this year, just sometime this year. And dude, and they
got all your money up front.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
No, no, no, no, just And as I say, this
sounds like one of those uh as with the kickstarters
that I was wondering. Comedian Andrew Schultz again, he already
has one, the same one that I ordered, And it's
like getting his z in forum and stuff and doing
all kinds of cool stuffs show.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh Greg, you're not gonna like this?

Speaker 8 (05:51):
Oh no?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Why?

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Uh so? Jerry Seinfeld, he says that Friends one of
your favorite shows of all time. See if if everybody
else agrees or disagrees with this, he says it Friends
is just Seinfeld with better looking people.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, I disagree, and it's not because I'm biased by
any means. But I think Friends had recurring plots, It
had recurring themes, that had character arcs and whatnot. Seinfeld
to me is as Seinfeld did, Well, it's more you
could watch like an episode here and there and still
get the gist of it.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, and Seinfeld himself said, it's a show about nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, Friends, like season eight might have a callback to
season two and you're like, oh, look how that changed
or what the.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Seinfeld had Seinfeld that not a lot a tad here
and there with George's wife or fiance, Susan, but that
was that was rare and and to be to add
on to that, I would say, yes, of course Friends
was better looking. It was also a way happier and
less funny.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I'm surprised Seinfeld would put those in the same category sitcoms.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
It comes to sitcoms, though, everybody wants to compare Friends
and Seinfeld.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Why because they were at the height of their powers
at the same time.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Totally, it's two separate entities.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, everyone knows that.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's just a fact that Friends was a ripoff of
the Living Single, which was hugely popular the year before. Yeah,
and then they made Friends sitcom formulas or kind of.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Ripped, Right, they've had Friends like that, they've had you know, throut,
but this company at its height.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Living Single came out in nineteen ninety three and it
was like one of the number one shows on television.
And then so they decide, oh, let's make a similar show.
And then they came up with Friends, which came out
in nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Right, because Living Single was with a mostly black cast
and they were saying they didn't get enough marketing and
stuff like that, they did the same thing with Friends,
but they gave it so much marketing for everyone that
know about it and watch it. But I will say
about Seinfeld and Friends, they're written in similar ways in
that they both have a lot of points in the
show that don't move the plot forward, so they have

(08:01):
conversations that are just conversations that are moving the plot forward.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Kind of like this show true.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Forty eight year old Jamie Presley from My Name Is
Earl is the latest to join only Fans.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
She saw that bank Shannon Elizabeth May no kidding million
in a when she.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Says it allows her to quote create what I want,
how I want, and share it directly with the people
who have supported me for years.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Oh okay, why are we taking these angles?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Where are all these guys, famous dudes signing up to be.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
On Only Fans?

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Why is it only the female celebrities.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
That are doing Yeah, where's George Clooney? Right?

Speaker 8 (08:35):
But and again we've I've taught, we tried to, We
keep asking and we keep not get finding an answer.
Who is paying for this? Who's paying for Shannon Elizabeth
Only Fans where she's not naked?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's don just like you do it once? Check it
out and you're not a repeat?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Where's twenty dollars for me to see Jamie Presley in
a launchery?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Now, let me ask you a question. If Ella Langley
was on Only Fans, you'd sign up for it, right,
whether she was naked or not?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Bretty? Yeah, yeah, you're a that's you. You know what
they call menace?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Because menace is crushing hard on Ella Langley?

Speaker 5 (09:04):
She rules. You know what they called dudes like menace?
Ella's fellas? Oh yeah, it's.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
A thing online.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
There's Ella Fella.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
There's sure.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
There are all these women who are sharing how the
dudes of their life have been crushing.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Hard on Ella Langley.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Well, she reminds me a lot of Casey musk Graves.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
What say we now have a menace type. It is
dark brown hair, long, late thirties, early forties.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
And Craig you picture and you tell me that's not
Marie Osmond.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well she's yeah, twenty seven, I believe. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
But Ella Langley also says that she was inspired by
Casey musk Graves as well, so like, yeah, I stole
her personality coincides with each other. Yeah, but you can
agree she rules, right.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
She does.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
She's the best. She looks at this picture like she
could be your album right now.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
She looks that she could be related to Morgan, doesn't
yeah like this in this in this one photo trying to.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
Get okay yeah, because it's like it's shout from like
up her face, so there knows that's big.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I guess, Okay, yeah she.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Has That's not That's not what I was saying. I'm
saying like, like I could see I just I wouldn't
able to pick her out of the line. I've heard
the name be so I want to go, look what
you looked like. The first picture that came up was
this one she was on stage and what is that.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
From the Wikipedia? Because they always make sure to pick
this is this is four. Check this picture out and
tell me I'm wrong about her being an Osmond. Oh yeah,
yeah she does.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
All her photos are kind of retro looking.

Speaker 9 (10:31):
Yeah, and she's really bringing the old school like country soundback.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, she said your casey must great.

Speaker 11 (10:38):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Now, Greg, here's something that you will most likely agree
with because you never really found Robin Williams funny.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I loved him as a dramatic actor. Okay.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Sally Field says that on the set of Missus Dollfire
and Menace, Ah, we can hear, we can try from
the top, Sally Field. He says that on the side
of Missus Dowfire, there she is. Robin Williams was constantly
making everybody laugh except for her. She didn't find what

(11:09):
he was doing funny and that drove him crazy.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Go back and watch any of his stand up and
it is it's it's cocaine. Well yeah, I mean he
is hard and old seventies is not comedy. It's just
I'm gonna talk really fast and make a bunch of right.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Was he crazy talented? Yes, but if you do look
back at like the Johnny Carson stuff, he's just talking quickly.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
But when he does that with good writing, like in
Morning Vietnam or something, it's so much fun. But yeah,
watching the stand up is heard, are you saying that
he's a sebastion of his time?

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Well, yeah, he's He had a trick he had He
had a stage presence that that tricked people into laughing
without saying it.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
But I think he was just so damn likable, you
know what I mean, always like fun and.

Speaker 10 (11:52):
Happy, crazy all right, menace, what you got?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
What is help? What has happened with my voice?

Speaker 6 (12:08):
What?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
What's happening the Kelly Clarkson Like, So she's not weird?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
No, she says, she's not doing what with Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
So she had her talk show and then she wanted
to move it to Texas and be around her family
and stuff like that, and they wouldn't move the production
over there Clas. Yeah, and then so she says, Okay,
I'm quitting the show and spend more time with my kids.
But guess what now she's a judge on the Voice again.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Well, because I backed up the brinstruck, they got daycare there.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
That's also probably a lot less commitment, right percent, also
than a daily talk show and.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Why couldn't they move that to Texas. I don't know,
they should be. People liked it.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Nobody cares about that stuff anymore. It doesn't it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, it's weird. She's also still doing a residency in
Vegas in July.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
I really want to go that. I've always really liked
her voice because.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
It used to be for these these shows, radio shows
and for television shows that were very guests heavy, like
relying on guests. You had to either be in New
York or LA because that's where all the celebrities were.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
And now people live everywhere in Austin.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
People have spread it, yeah, in Nashville and Texas to
all these different places.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
And I don't know if they've seen a map. Texas
is centrally located, so in.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
This central, yeah century in central, it's in this century,
yeah central.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
It should be easy for them to get there. I
had a suspicion. I just looked it up.

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Kelly Clarkson Show when it was on, take two episodes
a day, three days a week. My family, that's always
garbage exhaust Yeah, that's too much. When Tom Brady retired
to be with his family, that I retired, she had
to book.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
The guests herself and do all the.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Crap your own hair, the writing.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Gena, grab what you got.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Well, the Golden Globes are officially gearing up for their
award shows, but they're also laying out the new rules
about how AI can be used for movies and TV
and podcasts, and how they're gonna, you know, give awards
up for stuff that has AI, because what are they
gonna do. They have to acknowledge it now. So here's
the new guidelines. Basically, projects that use AI can still
compete as long as humans are clearly the main creative

(14:18):
force behind the work. So the Globes say, so.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
I did all the prompts.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Well, yeah, the AI tools can help support the production,
but they can't replace writers, directors, actors, and other credited artists.
And performances created mostly by AI won't qualify. So a
lot of that, like oh, and AI generated God the movie,
you just won't get the stupid award. Correct, and AI
generated copies of an actor's voice, that's also off limits.

(14:42):
It's federal to qualify you.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, that's fine, because but that's the thing that still exists.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yeah, I'm just glad that they're acknowledging this well, and
people are being I know a lot of art artists
quote unquote, and you know writers, directors, actors who are
no AI whatsoever.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
But it's just in a lot of cases better better computer.
Like I use it if I remember record stuff out
in the field and there's honks and stuff that I.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Don't want out, I use AI to take that out
and that deal.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
And like I said, no one complained when they made
Toy Story when a computer made all those animations.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah, what's up with that?

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yeah, bitch?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
And then it's just telling you how to do it.
You know, we don't.

Speaker 8 (15:13):
We don't require that everyone just drawing like snow white style.
Now we have easier computer.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, so they're just wait, wait lightights. Uh what did
you say? Ights?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh I think you said a lot of ads. That's
what I thought.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
I heard this.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
I heard the same thing. Have drugs for the way?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Somebody?

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Uh, speaking of awards, you know we uh, we don't
get nominated a lot for this kind of stuff. Somebody
said that, uh we're being nominated for a Marconi Award.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I guess, okay, okay, yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Here here's the thing. But this is what they need
from us, they need us to submit an audio piece
to go along with it, but like what it's okay,
So it needs to be between sixty and ninety seconds,
and it has to be from the twenty twenty five
under year.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
Do you think we have no Sceio Morgan and Tyler
when we learned that it made out, Yeah boo done.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
For a Marconi.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
By the way, are they going to check?

Speaker 7 (16:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
What I'm saying like for a Marconi that's.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Like a serious But that's a that's a serious radio award,
right that got legit one?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
This is not that's a major major of radio. You
gotta send like Greg like crying about something.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
I can't think of one thing that we've done.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Like ever that I think would be appropriate for second?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
What they are they looking for? Them like like funny.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
It's anything we want?

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Oh here, it says anything that showcases the show, maybe
a funny moment with a listener or someone from the cast.
It could be a montage if you could squeeze it
into the ninety second limit.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Doesn't have any content.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
They're not going to judge it based on this though.
This is just for the promo, like they've already made
up their mind that's okay.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
That's that's the other thing.

Speaker 12 (17:04):
I just say, Gregory report, Yeah right, all right, well
well well we'll get back to that way.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Everbody Sammy's webbing.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
I mean, I don't know cart Narks. People seem to
you knowing it.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah, I don't know. It's the best, greg Gory, what
you got.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, I promise you this has nothing to do with
the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because I've never seen it.
I don't know the people on it. This is not
about the show. This is about the money. There's this couple,
maybe you know, a menace p K. M Kemsley and
his wife. All right, I never is okay, anyway, your

(17:49):
middle initial better be Oh they're going through a divorce, right,
So the husband p K says, over the past year,
the wife spent one million dollars on clothing and handbags.
How that's what cut my eye. I mean one year,
one million dollars.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I could do that easy.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Louis Vuitton Chanelle purse is about seventy grand. Each spent
thousands on her mens What those what are those bags?

Speaker 5 (18:13):
A Birken bag?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
The Birken bags is one thousand.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
A basic bitch brick and bag is ten gees.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Let's say you only shop three hundredas a year. Could
you spend thirty five hundred bucks? You know, you buy
one bag of day? Yeah, I guess you could pair
of shoes day.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
But meanwhile, she made zero payments on the mortgage and
they have a six million dollar mortgage Mega lane. On
mortgage payments, he still covers ninety percent of all her
household expenses. She's living in this other house with the kids.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Weird. I thought it would be in reverse.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
He said. So he said, come live at this other
property that I have, and let's sell the house. We're
gonna probably lose it anyway. And she refused the offer. Wow,
So meanwhile she goes out and spends a million bucks
on stupid clothes and handbags. He's footing the bills and
he's the divorce is not finalized. How whipped are you?
You're like, yeah, I'll still put up with it, and

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then offer to have her moved to a different property.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
If she can spend that kind of money, imagine what
she would need to maintain her lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Oh yeah, you know. So it's just mind boggle to.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Get a bricken where you're not shamed, like that's like
forty thousand times ten, that's already four hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
I hate when you see these celebrity couples that break up,
or you know there's an athlete or somebody who's going
through a breakup and they say, oh, I need one
hundred and ten thousand dollars a month in child support.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah no you don't. How's my child going to.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Eat those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Yeah, we really
got in expressed.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Don't believe.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Yeah, like you don't need that. It's ridiculous, all right,
it's not for your birthdays and your porna birthday were shiver.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
We won't sit because it's sh and you know you
don't do just a.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Couple of birthdays here. Really, Sabrina Carpenter is twenty seven
years old today.

Speaker 11 (20:00):
Old.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
I somehow, unless we talked about it and I mind
erased it, I didn't know that she's the niece of
Nancy Cartner, who does Bart Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I said they're cousins, but yeah they're really is that?

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
I think so her aunt? Does this prove that she's
twenty seven?

Speaker 8 (20:15):
And that girl the menace was just talking about twenty seven,
and the girl I talk about is obvious twenty is
twenty seven the hottest.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Age for a woman, as Leonardo DiCaprio, yet he place
not that old.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter's twenty seven. Today, you got Black China
who is thirty eight, told her Jeffrey Donovan is fifty eight,
and then you got your porn of birthday today. Who's
Kendris Spade in today's birthday girl? She has been banged
harder than a vending machine that's holding up someone's dollar,
or like it just gets caught on that little loopy.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Thing that's dangling.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
Yeah, five hundred, same with her five hundred and twenty
fine films, including Butthole Whores Volume seven, What about. She
was in Squirts Squad Volume three, also Chassis Boys Lick Better.
She was engaping with my bestie. She was in Vagina Vendetta.

(21:08):
Kendra Spade gets the facial she craves. That was a
good one.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
But really, who can forget her? Unforgettab role in the
Big Finger Bang Theory.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Oh that was hilarious. I love that.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
That's a Kendra Spade who's twenty eight years old today
and that's your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthday is
and a little Monday look some of the stuff that's
happening in the world of entertainment for this year on
The Woody Show. The Woody Shows back.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
So if you are thinking about going to the UFC
event on the front lawn of the White.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
House Show, I don't thinking about it.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
So there is reportedly an opportunity for a small number
of tickets to be purchased if you want to sit
on the lawn to check it out in person June fourteenth,
but they.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Won't be cheap. What's the damage.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
So there are some sources saying a percentage of the
forty three hundred tickets will go to the President Trump,
possibly a third. Another percentage goes to Dana White and
t KO obviously, and then the military gets another chunk,
which we which we talked about. The remaining tickets will
be made available for a mere one point five million

(22:17):
dollars each. You're still thinking about it out four quote
influential people.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
Yeah, because you got to figure it's gonna be There's
there's plenty people to they'll take that. The Zuck, the
yulon and so forth, and then they'll throw in the
military on top of that.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
I have a stupid question if this is like on
government property. I don't know if that matters. Who gets
the money the government?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Do they?

Speaker 9 (22:38):
Is it like a fundraiser for the government or like
where go after.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
They have it? Yeah? Who you get?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I'm sure they'll throw it to That's why they're doing.
Like a chunk goes to the military, Like they're given
the tickets to human fund soldiers and stuff.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
They'll they'll lease it to the UFC and then they'll
throw off a bunch two whoever.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, yeah, I'm in the UFC portal right now, media
media portal, and yeah, you can't even request to go
in the media portale.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Gonna be there, Joe Rogan and you know rock.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Here. Uh trashy. It reminds me we got an email
stand by. I wanted to know what what Greg thought
on this hold on somebody wants Yeah, in fact, that's
the subject trashy or not? This from Patrick who sends
us an email email at the woodieshow dot com. So

(23:32):
I'm gonn going to watch Devilwaar's product too, sligh Greg
with my wife and niece.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
That should be a yeah, why are you invited?

Speaker 7 (23:44):
Patrick says, I think it's trashy to bring in blankets
to the movie theater. I think it's stupid that my
wife and niece do not. What do you guys think
if you bring a blanket to the movie. I would
not say trashy, I'd say very childish thought.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
Women are always cold though, yeah, especially sitting in a dress.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Appro wear a jacket.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
I always bring a hooey this because when you go
to the fancy movie theaters, they give you blanket.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
They do. Yes, really luxury. My neighborhood never been to
a movie theater.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Where are you going to the movies? Dubai?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I've never been to that, but it's the Dubai twenty four.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
When they serve you, they bring you alcohol, they bring
you candies in a little martini glass, and.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
So really, yes, I've never fitness seat. I was gonna
ask Sammy how much does it cost? But I guess
I promise you she doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 11 (24:38):
I pay for my ticket with what happens under the
blank It's called trade.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
I will say this though, I wouldn't bring a blanket,
but I would like one.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, There is this one time Mario and I did
for an anniversary, was like this little boat harbor tour
thing and it was just the two of us and
then the couple that was driving the boat. They owned
the boat and they rent this out by the hour
or whatever, did a little one hour harbor boat ride
and they had a little basket thing that had blankets.

(25:18):
We're sitting there on the boat, Son's going down. I
got super cold, and I refused to use a blanket.
How girly of me to be sitting on a boat
with a blank with a wrap around your anniversary?

Speaker 5 (25:32):
How dare you be comfortable?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I know, and in retrospect, I shouldn't have cared, but
I was not going to sit on the front of
a boat with a blanket.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Sammy, How cozy does that sound?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
It would have been back.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
To your original commentary on this gentleman here wife and
worried about blankets being trashy. I think we're all we
know where this is going, right?

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Well, yeah, that's why you said, why Yeah, Devilwar's product
bringing your like, Send the wife, Send the wife and
the niece by themselves to Devil Wears product.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
And then stay at home with your blanket or your
brosers taking a watching chick or something not trashy, it's childish.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
I also heard about I want to check out this
this podcast. Somebody actually texted over to us about this.
Does anybody listened to the Are You Garbage? Podcast?

Speaker 11 (26:27):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Yeah, it's very popular amongst women, so it's probably a
menus thing.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
So it's hosted by these these two dudes, and the
premises the host they interview comedians and celebrities to determine
if their habits, upbringing and lifestyle are classy or trashy.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, it's called are You Garbage?

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Yeah, so common questions involved childhood stories, hotel, shampoo, theft,
eating habits, and etiquette. And then you they listen to
all this stuff and then they determine like, all right,
yeah you're kind of trash. Yeah your garbage.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
That's kind of funny. I like the premise that I
check that out.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
I was at that Giggly Squad podcast taping and then
they just like threw out topics like that out there,
like oh, what are your thoughts on this?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
And it would just be like a random thing like scarf.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Totally, and then you they give them no, like it's
so context or anything.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
How some of these podcast topics you think about for
like a week. One of them was how do you
dry off after a shower? And the guy's like, I
don't get your question. He's like, do you kind of
like wipe your body before you tel off? Or do
you shake your hair out before you dry off? And
there was this like twenty minute debate, and I thought,
I've been thinking about it ever since. Something topics I know,
and it was good. I was thinking of trash Tuesday.

(27:37):
That's the early one I was thinking of.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
So okay, here's here's an episode.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
It says a fat guy breakfast, so you know it
kind of like what we do for March fatness.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah, you know, that might.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Be a good one to start with. Or are you garbage?
Are you garbage? It's very popular. Yeah, I'll check it out.
I heard about it again on the text. You can
send your text over to two two eight seven. Give
us a call eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, we'll
take a quick break. We'll come back. More Woody Shows next.
Hang on, more Woody Show show next.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
bank account and take the money and put it.

Speaker 10 (28:14):
In the fire.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
I'm looking for real answers, no Woody show. And we
are into another new hour, beginning of a brand new week.
Yay Woody, Gregy minute, Hi Gina, Hi, phones open eight
seven seven forty four Woody text us over to two
to nine eight seven. I hope you had a great weekend.

(28:39):
As far as I'm concerned, this is the beginning of
the best time of the year. We get to this
point the Monday after Mother's Day and the hardcore seasons
of obligation are over for a good stretch.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
For me, there are so many card giving occasions between
I would say middle of November until right now. It
feels like every other week, it's like, damn it, another thing.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
I gotta damn it.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
And because I get so far behind, and I have
the best intentions as we all know, well, I even
buy the Mother's Day cards. I bought a week in advance,
and I'm like, good, I'm gonna have the kids fill
these things out. I'm gonna get them in the mail
at a reasonable Time'll bil something to the regular mail.
And then of course on Friday afternoon, I was at FedEx.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Can you overnight this?

Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah, I was at FedEx and had to overnight, you know,
the cards, which my mom loved, and she loves the cards.
She does love the cards, and so I'm happy to
do it for that. But man, it's just like there's
so many of those between Christmas, birthdays, Mother's Day, my
wife's birthdays in there. If you do a Valentine's thing,
my wife and I don't don't really do Valentine's so

(29:50):
I can't. I can't include that one. But there's so
many of those things in there. So now we get
to this point and it's from now until mid November.
There's not a lot of obligation. There's like one off
here or there, you know what I mean. But like
my dad's birthday, my dad doesn't care about cards. Probably
he would love to get home depot gift card all
set them up again, something like that. He loves to

(30:10):
do projects and stuff. It's to do things like but
the where you have to you know, really stop down.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh man, what's the favorite piece of advice you gave me?
Remember the harder, the truth to tell, the truer the
friend that tells it. So I'm gonna lay it on you.
Number one, You act like sending a card is scrubbing
toilets in a public bathroom. That it's like the worst
part of your year. And number two, I gave you
the solution, and it's it's kind of lame, it's kind
of girly. But you could do this. At the start

(30:36):
of each year, go out and buy a few Mother's
Day cards, a few Birthday cards, fill them out, address them,
stamp them, and then just set them aside. And then
a week before Mother's Day drop in the mailbox. Just
spend half an hour filling out these cards once a year,
say January fifth, and they're all ready to go.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
And that's the end of it. It's half an hour.
That's not a bad That part's on the idea, but you.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Have the solution right in front of you.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
The getting the card. It just no matter how it starts,
it always ends up the same way.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Where it's the.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Friday that's tradition, the day before and I'm there at
UPS or fed X, which ends up making spending a
billion dollars a dollar card, fifty dollars card because it
was for Saturday delivery. Oh it's the same Friday afternoon
Saturday delivery.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Oh my god, more than fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
One and seventeen dollars crazy money, my god, one hundred
and seventeen dollars one hundred times too, times too because
I had to send one off to my mom and
the other one in my stepmom.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I never thought that much.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, try going, dude. What is a UPS store
by the way?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
What?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I hate that place?

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah, it's bank.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
You can get a much better deal going to uh
fed X. Just directly get one of those like FedEx stores,
those FedEx office. You get a much better deal there
than any UPS store. It's like quadruple.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Remember when we were hanging out together and I was
going to go to another destination. So I was going
to mail my backpack to myself and it was like
to send it the next day was like six hundred bucks. Yeah,
it's I was like, no, what, I'll wait, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, my god. It's like you're sending a cinder block,
You're sending a car. Ye.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
And the thing that the getting the cards is not difficult, right,
It's it's because it.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
When it's when it's thrown into talking about torture though.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
But it's because it's when it's thrown into a super
busy schedule. You're like, and like, you ever get that
we have all these things to do. And then you're like,
you look up, it's four o'clock and damn it to
the day, and you have all these things you still
have to do. It's just that there's a NonStop list
of things that's got.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
That it feels like you should be able to that though.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Hard, truth to tell. I mean, Greg gives you the
solution all the time.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
And you throw it in the car.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
They have Mother's Day cards in January. How do you
get those? That's a good point. Good point, But then
this year that's a good point.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Right around Mother's Day anyway, it's the most wonderful time
of the year, for years, the most wonderful time of
the year.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Amazon jeers to running. I was curious about that running
and studying running.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Let's hear about the running, the running.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
So we went to Bert Chryscher and Tom Sigurs two
Bears five k. Great event, yeah, very well run event,
very cool. And so we're there, you know, with Burt
and all the guys at the at the starting line,
and boom we're off and we start running, and my
wife is there with me, my son is there, with
me and we're running and then my wife goes.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Are we really running?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
I thought were just going to walk this It was great,
and so I went to a walk. How long did
you run through the I did, like the first I
don't know what was that minutes that first straight away? Yeah, no, no,
less than oh yeah, it's definitely less than I would
say we I probably ran for the first I don't

(34:05):
know half.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Okay, half miles. It's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
And your wife, but that's it now, asked me the
last time I ran.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
That's the last time you've been chased. I couldn't catch
a flight or I couldn't tell you. But then it
was not then oh yeah, to get your bag. Yeah,
and it was left on the plane, right.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
But then it kind of but then it kind of
segued into a cheer because then, you know, my wife
and I, because things have been so busy, we actually
had all this time like catch up on stuff. My
son ran the entire time because he's like, I'm not
going to get beat by jelly Roll. Yeah, He's like,
you can't lose to jelly roll. Jelly Roll has been Yeah,
he's been doing a five k a day.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
He said, yeah, it runs every day and a half miles.

Speaker 7 (34:45):
At least a five k every day.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, and he did it, and he wanted to do
it in thirty three minutes. He ended up doing in
thirty seven. But you know, people kept on stopping him
and stuff, I want to take photos.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yep, so that's great and menace. You also ran. I
ran as well. Yeah, okay, yeah, like the.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I wanted to make sure I got jolly roll at
the finish with everybody, so I had to run fast,
run fast.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Uh see weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Gina, Yeah, cheers to back to back chick dates. And
you know what, I think this is the cheers for
all around because I don't think my husband was interested
in going to any of this, so you know what,
that's fine, but just no guys, just the ladies. Saturday,
had brunch, a beautiful, long, slow brunch with my girlfriends
and just caught up and ate and had a great time.

(35:36):
The next day, went to devil Ware's product with your wife, Woody,
which is always a highlight when I get to hang
out with her. Now, Greg, we did want you there,
but you weren't able to attend. But just so good
to just like go out with the ladies, talk some ish,
you know, like gossip, say some horrible things, have a
couple of drinks. It's awesome. But jeers, I am so

(35:59):
sick of this. Jears to forty minutes of ads and previews,
mostly ads before a movie. Forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
It's kind of why I don't go anymore.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
I couldn't believe it. That has to be a new record.
I looked into it. In the two thousands, the average
time before a movie was like twelve minutes, and in
the eighties it was seven minutes. And I think it's
all the commercials, because it's not even movie trailers. It's
like ads for shoes.

Speaker 13 (36:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
I don't know for sure.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
My guess is because the movie houses don't make any
money from the movie itself, Yeah, and make money from
the snacks and from those ads that they can sell beforehand.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Yes, and that's totally why. That's how this movie theater
stays in business. But they run it at stupid times,
like go to the concession stand and it's like the
last thing before the movie starts, like maybe put that
at the beginning, But forty minutes. We were ten minutes late,
and it didn't make a difference, So can we just
please tighten that up? That's all. They're not going to
do that. If we paid extra five dollars per ticket,

(37:01):
they got.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
The same business, didn't great, No one's gonna buy a ticket,
right exactly?

Speaker 13 (37:05):
Oh God, that the ticket start at the time of
the movie start time? Yes, so your movie didn't start
till forty minutes after it seven roarded.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yeah, I don't like that the movie the tickets were
for one forty and the movie started after two twenty see,
because then how do you plan on the rest of
your day? You don't that's not fair. Yeah, that was
the I can't take it.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
And just when you think there's no way there could
be another movie preview because there can't be that many
movies being.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Right, there are.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh yeah, there's more.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
There's a lot menace weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Well, dude, Netflix is a joke comedy festival so good.
I went to a bunch of shows over the weekend.
It first started with Burt and Chack. They had like
this really intimate, small show and it was so funny, and.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Everybody had long to tell you how good it was.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Everybody had to lock up their phones because it was brutal,
and it was Gabriel Glacias, Matt Rife, Lunell, Big, Jay Ogerson,
Young Gravy was like in the crowd, the rapper, so
they were just like ripping him the whole time. It
was so funny, so good, and of course, you know,
the five K is a part of the festival, and

(38:11):
that was fun. And the other one that I went
to was Pete Davidson and John mulaney and they were
just kind of like sharing a lot of stories of
SNL and things like that. So shout out to Netflix's
Joke Comedy Festival. I ended up, you know, kind of
finishing it at home and watching the roast of Kevin Hart,

(38:32):
which was absolutely awesome.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Loved that.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
And then I think my gears is just it's kind
of lame.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
But this car charger that I used usually is not
working so different one. No, no, no, it's just I like,
this one that I normally use is by a company
called charge Point, So if we have anybody that works
for charge Point, I don't know. For some reason, my
account wasn't working with this particular charger. Like we have
charge Point in our building and it was working fine,

(39:01):
but this one charger wasn't working, so they try to
reset it and now it's just like bright red and
it doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Little things like this, mat as I do understand. Yeah,
I have mentioned before, when you know, you get to
work and we have our garage is wide open because
there's nobody here before we get we're the first ones here,
first ones here, first one's here. Yeah, and if there's
there could be three cars the entire five level garage,
right yeah, but that one of those five cars will
be in the spot that I normally park in.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Throws my whole day out. I understand.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
Menace when that charge is not the one that you need,
not worth one but you normally use it throws the
whole day off.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Kind of cool and not cool at the same time.
So like, uh, Toyota, you can start charging at the
Tesla chargers for at least my car, the BZ four X,
which is awesome, but another year is I don't have
the right adapter. But the cool part that I found
out is that I can actually get an adapter for
free from Toyota. So I just need to order it
through the app or go to a dealer. So got

(39:58):
to wait for that.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
The Kevin heart roast.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
Here's some of the jokes.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Loved it from the roast. Everyone loves you. Kevin Hart.
What a story.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Your dad was a street hustler and addicted to crack cocaine,
So I guess being dependent on the rock runs in
the family.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Jeff Ross ye.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Wait to watch one of the rock came out and
started showing his dad's mug shots of Kevin Hart's dad's
mug shots.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Yeah, so funny.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
Kevin's dad wasn't there for him because he was addicted
to cocaine, which is a lot more respectable than not
being there for your kids because you're filming Jumanji three.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Will Kevin, you don't hear some things tonight that you're
not familiar with. Those things are called punchlines.

Speaker 7 (40:50):
I was dying came out, you know. Tom Brady took
some shots out of me. That pretty good. Yeah, like
made fun of you. That Kevin Hart's affairs in Vegas?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Oh yeah, dude, because I gotta.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
Get back to uh Vegas to attend to my affairs.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not supposed to mention Vegas
and affairs.

Speaker 11 (41:07):
The rules.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
They seems like really nothing was off the table. I
think there was mentioned like, oh, I don't really talk
about his kids, but there was still some stuff in
there too, and I mean it was it was really good.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Uh sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (41:22):
So my cheers is that we finally have the floors
picked out for seamboat Willy's place so that we can
move forward and put new floors in.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
It has been the.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
Most strenuous process of getting multiple estimates and then going like, oh, okay, great, these.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Are the floors. Are you the one handling this?

Speaker 11 (41:38):
Well?

Speaker 7 (41:39):
We both are okay, Well, because he owns the place,
it's his place, right right?

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Wow? Okay, ladies moving in.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
I know, but like moving in as the girlfriend, not
even as the fiance, right. So she's taken a lot
of like really hardcore ownership for someone who doesn't even
have a ring on it yet.

Speaker 9 (41:55):
You know, it wants opinions on like what floors and
what are we talking?

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Hardwood tile? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (42:00):
Yeah, it'll be luxury vinyl and then tyle in the middle, lovely.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Greg? I think picking out floors is equally as important
as picking out a name for a baby. The biggest
decision you'll ever imagine in your life. I issue not
look at it totally.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
It has been a process and it's a big deal.
Well do you like that?

Speaker 9 (42:23):
And then but it's great because I can just because
he's really good with tech stuff, so I'll go, I
think maybe these floors and then he'll just on his
computer really quick do a virtual thing so we can
see his place with the floors and go like, okay,
do you like this?

Speaker 7 (42:37):
It's that is a benefit now.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
For Yeah, I can't imagine this deepened floors with a girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Well he's I mean, you could tell that he's really
serious about this relationship because he knows that if whatever reason,
God forbid, but God forbid doesn't work out, Okay, whoever
the next chick that comes in, well you picked up
these floors of the extra to all that crap out.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, it's an expensive breakup.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Yep, exactly. I don't think he would say anything.

Speaker 9 (43:09):
It took me a long time to figure out his
cat was within his ex So it.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Took me five seconds in the beginning.

Speaker 10 (43:17):
True, Yeah, yeah, pretty true.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
What do you mean girlfriend part true?

Speaker 13 (43:22):
Or oh if it's even true that he got it
from a next girlfriend, that's.

Speaker 12 (43:24):
Super true that I thought he's not gay choices.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
That's exactly what Morgan's implying.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
So anyways, finally able to get any floors because the
ones we picked out were discontinued and then the other
ones that we picked out they didn't have matching trim
for the stairs and the hahuh were I think we're
done now so we can finally get them installed. And
my gears is that I did also go see Devil
Worst Product over the weekend, same and my favorite, and

(43:52):
I loved the movie.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
It was great.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
But my favorite movie theater I found out is closing
at the end of the month.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
He's there. I saw the movie enough, the one that
puts you at king sized bed or whatever you go
through not enough ads. Yeah, and there were some ads.
They didn't bother me as much as they've bothered Gina.
Forty minutes. Yeah, I wasn't that long.

Speaker 9 (44:12):
But no, I'm so sad that they're closing. It's the
best movie theater. It does well, but all the other
ones around the country do not. I guess so there
are bankrupt and are closing at the end of the month.
But there, that's the one by your place now, No, oh,
by Steamboat Willie's.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
I feel like I would if it was that comfortable,
I'd fall asleep, Like if you get a blanket in
the standard theaters yea, every dark every movie, it's chill.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
Yeah, nice, it's the best theater around, and it's closing
up very fall I mean, there's a.

Speaker 7 (44:42):
Lot of articles say they get used to that, like
a lot of these movie theaters are going to be
closed and more and more. If theaters in general there
might be like a more so like what you're talking about,
like where there's like an IMAX experience or there's some
kind of other but just like the standard movie theater
is probably not going to survive.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
It's to catch twenty two because you want more people
there obviously to stay in business. Then they show all
these previews and ads and it makes you not go,
so you're shooting the customers.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
It's kind of like in the plot of Devils Prada.
It's just like like the uh making stuff crappier and
then less people will check it out. They're talking about
the magazine industry right right, and then but you got
to put more ads in there to stay alive. But
people don't want them, so much of what.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
They're doing with the magazine dictated by the advertiser.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Yeah, or crazy. It's pretty deep, guys. Or kind of
like radio with all these commercials. Show We'll be right,
We'll be right, We'll be right back.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Is show got the what do you Show prom?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Coming up?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
What do You Show prom? Happening in the Rongo Casino
Resort and spat Saturday, June sixth. It starts at seven pm.
And uh, it's like a it's like a throwback problem,
just like we did last year. We had we had
a lot of fun last year.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
It was great.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
We had Spasmatics play, which I had never seen before,
and there was a lot of exciting about them in
the room before I even saw them.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
And then everybody had such a great time. We're like,
all right, man, let's run it back.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
So we have the Spasmatics, who will once again be
playing an eighties cover band. They're awesome. There are a
lot of our homie. DJ J Spinoza is gonna be
spinning World Champion DJ Dude. He's fantastic. He was the
DJ at our ten year Fiesta with Cypress Hill. Yeah,
if you if you went to that, that was another
date that uh, Scotty Fox. We reached out to Scotty.

(46:34):
It's like we're cutting Scotty out of stuff. But Scotty's
daughter is graduating from high school that day, so he
he can't be there. But DJ Jazz Spinoza he's fantastic.
We're gonna be doing some more stuff with him too
because he's he's great. I want to do that your
mom's club night thing.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
And then also a guy that we met at was
that Alter Ego. Yes, yeah, this magician. Yeah, and he's
gonna be there. He's gonna be doing like a whole
like a lot of the up close magic stuff throughout
the event, and it's stuff that you would see in
a problem photo opportunities and nuclear rules.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Yeah, something he did to Greg and I still haunts
how did that get in there? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Hid in there.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
So this is a deal where you don't have to
dress like prom a tire but most people did.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Pretty much everyone did.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
You will be one of the few people who don't. Again,
nobody was like shamed.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
You can.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
I hate dress it up, but even I did it
for this thing. But it's yeah, it's not required, but
we do like a prom king and queen and a
whole bunch of stuff. And you can book your rooms
now Marongo Casino Resort and Spa and again it's Saturday,
June the sixth.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
It's free. This whole thing is free. You don't need
you don't need a ticket of any kind. There's no
cover charge.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
There's no nothing. Yeah, you see be twenty one and up,
just twenty.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
One up and then and then you uh and then
you show up Saturday June sixth. The Marongo Ballroom is
where we host the Woody Show prom twenty twenty six.
Get all the details by going to the Woodieshow dot
com and clicking.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
On events.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
All Right.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Gina Grad tell us about the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I'm sure we've all heard about that horrible Frontier Airlines
incident in Denver by now, But just to recap, a
flight heading to Los Angeles hit and killed someone who
had reportedly jumped the airport fence and run onto the
freeway during takeoff Fromtimes should get what you ask for, right.
Passengers say they heard a loud bang, saw smoke flames
coming out of the engines before the plane stopped, and
everyone had to evacuate using the emergency slide.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, I see that, saw video of that.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Yeah. Too many idiots by the way, grabbing all their stuff.
Oh yeah, a lot of people get flighting down with
their suitcases. Yeah. I got more on that a second ago.
Well a dozen people at minor injuries. Five were taking
the hospital and investigators are now looking into how this
person got onto the runway and how this whole thing
was handled. But here's what makes it extra weird.

Speaker 7 (48:59):
He jumped the but.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Denver International Airport is bigger than all of Manhattan. Yeah,
and it has thirty six miles of fencing. So how
did he do this without anyone noticing?

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Well, no, that's how he did it without anybody noticing,
because it's so big.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
That's how he did it. Yeah, there's so much, so
it's exactly how he did it.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
But you would just think it's so small. How they
miss it?

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yeah, I don't know. It just seems okay, okay, Well
it's not like people.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Can people get over those things. The question is like,
why was this intentional? Was this like that like a
like a suicide situation, or just somebody.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Insane to find it? Who knows?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
Now the people going down the slide or just getting
off of airplanes in general, like that in those emergencies,
like you know, emergency situations, you don't take all your crap.
Yeah yeah, if you have like your backpack on the
seat in front, fine, but like not anything in the
overhead yeah, and the overhead compartment. Now people are getting

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down to the bottom of the slide. And there's a
couple of videos of these people too, like they got
their kids off the plane and now they have like
this one passenger had their kids standing in front of
the burned out.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Engine taking a picture.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Oh good, it's like.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
No, and they're all young. Get away from the plane.
Get away, You're guess they're being evacuated. Get away from
the plane. People going over there like looking into the
like idiots. Right, here's something I never realized. The way
the airports are set up, and they have the fire stations,
you know, strategically positioned because the fire trucks have to

(50:34):
be able to get to wherever runway is involved within
ninety seconds. Damn right, because planes are fire rated for
ninety seconds.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Oh right. It's a kind of like the.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Door between your garage and your house, Like that door
provides a certain amount of time that will you know,
withstand a certain amount of fire or whatever. Right, So
ninety seconds. That's why they say leave all your stuff
because they're trying to get everybody off the plane in
ninety seconds.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Well you guys my laptop, yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
So if you need like a medication, if you need
a medication or things like that that you okay, well
you won't be able to deal with you know, you're
gonna get your stuff back by the way they said
it could. They said it could take up to twelve hours.
It won't take that long, but it could possibly. So
if you if there's anything you would need in the
next twelve hours when you get on a plane, make
sure it's in your bag that's underneath this heat in

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front of you.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Put it in your pocket.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
Don't be bearing it up in the thing that's in
the overhead compartment, and don't be grabbing that stuff when
it's time to get off the plane. After you know,
you had to making an emergency stop on the runway
and now you're evacuating because the engine was on fire
because someone got yeah, consumed by the engine. Is the
term that I saw sucked on up for this person.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Yeah, paper right, exactly, idiot. Well, some of the passengers
from that Haunt of virus quarantine cruise ship have finally
gotten off the ship and now they're being flown back home. Meanwhile,
the CDC says seventeen American passengers are being taken to
Nebraska for ten observation and quarantine just to be safe
and before everybody freaks out. Health agencies say they're continuing
to monitor everyone who is on board, but that this strain,

(52:09):
the ANDES strain of the Haunt virus, almost never spreads
person to person, so hopefully we keep it that way.
And North Korea has changed its constitution saying that if
Kim Jong un is killed or loses control during an attack,
the country is required to launch a nuclear strike. So
the new policy basically acts like this dead man switch

(52:29):
to retaliate if Kim himself can't do it. And the
move came after North Korea watched the US Israel strike
that killed Iran's supreme leader, and other top officials and
analysts say Pyongyang was shaken by how quickly Iran's leadership
was taken out, and it's trying to make clear that
assassinating Kim will still trigger retaliation.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
I thought it was pretty much set up like that anyways,
Like if something happened to him, they're just going to
shoot all the missiles that they have.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
Well, I've seen different reports saying that they don't necessarily
have the capabilities that they claim to have.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Like they do have.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
They do have some rockets and then some missiles and stuff,
but don't.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
They just have like old Cold War stuff and you know,
stuff from like the Soviets.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
That part I'm not sure about, but I did see,
like in other words, like they're not as you know,
it's the guy holding the gun under his shirt, but
it's it's his finger.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Yeah, yeah, give me all your money.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Well, they have rockets that land in the ocean outside
of Japan.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
Sure, Like that's what I'm saying. They have those kind
of things. But as far as like these uh long
real super long range ballistic you know, nuclear warhead you
know kind of things, they want them, of.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Course they want yeah, yeah, your hero so, oh yeah,
your favorite. Well the Devilwares product too was the biggest
movie at the box office again this weekend, pulled in
another forty three million here in the US. Right behind
that was the new release of Mortal Kombat two that
opened with forty million in North America. The Michael Jackson
biopic came in third, thirty six million in its third weekend.

(53:54):
And my kit and husband saw that, so it was great.
And I'm sure your family's seen it like a thousand
times nowady Michael Jackson movie. Yeah, oh yeah, they've seen
at least twice. It's crazy. Well, family mystery comedy Sheep
Detective followed with a better than expected sixteen million bucks.
And why I think that's relevant is it has ninety
three percent with the critics and ninety six percent with

(54:15):
the audience on Rotten Tomatoes, Like, is this like a
perfect movie, something that we all need to see. Well,
Billie Eilish's concert movie hit Me Hard and Soft that
rounded out the top newcomers was seven and a half million.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
So what did you think of devil Ware's product?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You like it?

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Loved? Yeah, Meda you said you saw, Yeah, I really
liked it. Samy. On a scale one to ten, I
give it an eight. At eight Menace, I'll give it
probably a seven. Yeah, Okay, yeah, it was not great.
I mean some.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Parties I felt like a little bit long, you know,
they were kind of killing time to drag it out
a little bit more. But other than that, I like
the plot. I mean I think it was a lot.
It was relatable to a lot of what we do
in entertainment, and you know how no, no, well we
try to entertain no, just like how everything is changed

(55:04):
and every like in media or like movies. Everything, they
like try to you know, dwindle everything in the background,
like the amount of people that like help out, like
budget runs and budget cuts and yeah, and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
And then they try to get more.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Ads to keep everything running. But the quality is down.
So they're like, why isn't so many people like checking
out the magazine? And they're like, well, you like cut
everybody to make it a good product, but you're trying
to get more Yeah, the.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Quality, right, the quality content that people came for. Yeah,
it's quality content because now there's fewer people.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
That's the whole. Here's some toothpicks build a house.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Yeah, and then you can't sell ads, so you're like, yeah,
you're you're the ones that are sauzing all this.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Yeah, and they address how like not many people buy
magazines anymore. Everything's online, but online is so flooded full
of click over here click over here, click over here.
That no one's reading the articles on line anyways, then
it's just really difficult.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
You went and saw it, Yeah, I saw it with
your wife.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Would you give it?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
I give a six and a half. Okay, it's cute,
really fun if you're into the if you're into the original,
but you could definitely wait till it's on TV.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I'm just doing to see how they reunite.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
That's great, But I have to say, and I might
I might catch hell for this, especially from Sammy. But
here's the thing with Anne Hathaway. She has all the
ingredients and like qualities of like a likable, every day
like girl next door, but she just isn't. She's just
not like likable and like fun to me.

Speaker 9 (56:33):
But Gina, you went to go see Devil wors Product too,
so you would have known that you didn't like Anne
Hathaway before you saw the movie.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
I love Meryl Strap and Stanley Tucci, but it's not
like she ruined it. I'm just saying, like, is it's
so hard for me to grasp her as like the
US shucks girl. She's just she doesn't have it, and
she had it twenty years ago, but she's I don't know,
it's not my thing, but I thought it was a
good movie. It's just you could wait to see it
on TV.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Yeah, I like a lot. It was shot and I'm like, oh,
I've been there.

Speaker 9 (57:01):
Oh yeah and Milan, Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Well, finally, the Pentagon's new UFO website got more than
three hundred and forty million hits in just the first
twelve hours after launching on Friday. People rush to the
side to dig through newly released government files and videos, photos,
military reports, NASA stuff, all kinds of stuff. By the way,
UFOs they are not UFOs now, they are UAPs. Do
you know what that stands for? Yeah, Eric Phenomenon, Yes,

(57:28):
he best mentions that all the time. Yeah, just making
sure well. President Trump posted the release about the release
basically told everyone to go through the files, have fun
figuring out what's really going on out there. And officials
say the archives includes decades of material, including all the
military sightings and older records, and they plan to keep
uploading more over time. But the Pentagon, you guys, says

(57:49):
there's still no confirm proof, so just don't bother. Well,
that's the website, yeah.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
Exactly, talking about I just don't know why. People are
always surprised when they say they have these things are
going to release. I don't know what you're expecting.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Yeah, you know, full on video.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
Yeah, oh, it's the proof you've been waiting for.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Like it's not happening. It's it's not and it's not
proof per se.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
The government is like, we don't know what you people
always there's like that was a big nothing burger.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Well, yeah, what did you think you're going to haul
out an alien like Annibal Lecter?

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Right, there was one photo that's photo around that like
looks like super early photoshop, like insanely fake. Yeah, but
a big bubble with the I don't know, the I
don't know, like.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
The big eyes. Yeah, and it's on the website kind
of thing. Take later exactly, Yeah, yeah, exactly what's going on.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
But for the people who are really into that, they
give you something to talk about. Right, this is Christ's Fuel,
your favorite podcast for the next thirty days.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
There is some videos that look pretty crazy, though, welcome.

Speaker 7 (58:52):
Back little perspective which is needed.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
From time to time in the form of but that
sucks story.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
This Catholic deacon the name is Anthony Polio. He died
and what investigators believe was a surprise bear attack.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Oh damn.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
He was out hiking alone, first of all, hiking, right, Greg,
another story involving hiking. This is in Montana. His body
was found off the main path in a wooded area,
and the police say that he had left his dad
of voicemail during that hike describing his day and his plans.
He sounded winded but upbeat and was making his way,
you know, through the park and the trail. The park

(59:36):
is temporarily closed and the officials are looking. You know
what happened is They say it's the first fatal bear
attack in like a decade.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
It's that long or more.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
You have to have any weapons on him. Glacier National
Park in mont Dad. One Father's Day many years ago.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
That was my gift. I took him from Montana and
we were doing this hike and a group of hikers
were coming down as we were going up and they said, hey,
just a little f yi, we did see a grizzly
bear up there. The rest of the day, I held
my bear and I was just oh my god, oh
my god. I was so scared. If I saw a bear,
I would probably pass it. Even though I think they're

(01:00:15):
the coolest animals.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
What is the appeal of hiking?

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
I'm just asking just get out just for exercise, exerish.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
And one of I think it's dorky to say it,
but I'll admit it. Scenery.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Yeah, yeah, nothing's more impressed. Nothing's more depressing than running
on a treadmill inside. So at least be outside, get
some fresh air, see some sights and sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
You see some water falls, eagles.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
But sometimes you think it's, oh, it's not that big
of a deal.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
The hike.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
You know, that happened to me in Alaska with Tyler.
And then next thing you know, it's just like, oh,
this is actually like a six mile trail.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Like, next thing you know, it's like, where's Tyler. Yeah
he's dying.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
And then we have a coworker Ari he almost died
on a trail because he didn't realize how big it
was and he ended up being out for like eleven hours.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
So my uncle I just saw he's going to Hawaii
and he was telling me about some of his plans
and I'm thinking, like, oh, man, the beach, or they wore,
can go swim with dolphins, or you know, things like
that he's like, well, on one day we're doing a
ten mile hike, and on another day we're doing a
five mile hike, and then we're doing a hike to
a volcanic hike, hike vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Yeah, there's so much hiking.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Here's a guy that needs a hip replacement. Oh and
he got whatever that for his own shot before the
before the vacation, so he can make it through. God,
I go, man, what about just you know, I don't know,
hanging on the beach.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Can we cool it with the hiking because my kid
just got a sign up for boy Scouts. And how
you earned the hiking merit badge? I looked it up.
Two he's ten years old. Two ten mile hikes and
one twenty mile hike and you have to like chart
it and map it out higher. Can you imagine?

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
So now that your husband is laid up, he needs
knee surgery. Yeah, he tore everything, by the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
Way, everything and mcl a cl meniscus and fractured is to.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Be and it's one of those he's got a heel
before they could do surgery.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Yeah, so he looks like he's getting better so they
can do surgery. And he won't walk for three months.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
How this happened again?

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Uh uh? Adult basketball league? Well, he he said he was.
He's trying to catch a bad pass and he went
full force and tried to stop himself before slamming into
the wall, which would have been infinitely better, and heard
just pops snap crackle pop.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
So now that he's dealing with dad, who's got to
do all these hikes, I don't have to do the
houseless badger.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
I'll drop him off at the at the site with
the other kids, and i'll pick him up at the end.
I ain't going. I'm not a volunteer. I'm not. I mean,
I'm not like one of the moms that goes with them. Okay,
I didn't know if you had to go. I don't
think I have to go. I am going to get
live scanned and like all that stuff. So if they
need someone, I can do it. But in general that
you'll be doing it, that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
She'll be on at least one of them, maybe not
twenty mile one, but she'll be on at least one
of these tenors. Oh, I have a friend that just
got back speaking to Hawaii. Doing a hike in Hawaii
around Kawaii for like multiple days. You have to like
camp out something like that, and like people die on
this trail all the time, Like why why are you
doing this?

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
One thing?

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
That is cool? Cool enough?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
And you go to the top of one of the
volcanoes and then you might mountain bike down.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Yeah, that's cool, that's very good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
That sounds equally dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
I would love Is there a mountain bike place at
the top?

Speaker 8 (01:03:42):
Yes, they know, they drive them up, they bring they
do that, and they also there was one where you
could take a helicopter to the top and then you
mountain bike down.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Take a drive to the top and then you mountain
bike down. That'd be cool.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
But yeah, to hike up just a mountain bike down
or the mountain bike up and bat.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
New no, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
I mean, as long as you have like all the
tools that you need, it's not that bad. But if
you just kind of like hike on a whim, it's
like water and like, I don't know, just in case
something happens, you can call some weapons, just in case
you get total weapons. I used to hunting with my
stepfather and we would have a special handgun just for

(01:04:22):
boar because will just come out of nowhere and start attacking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Five.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
That's my wife.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
She's like, let's go Hi can be as active as
f on vacation. I tell her, Nope, I'm lying on
the beach or by the pool. Yeah, that's vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
If you're calling. If you're calling it a hiking get away, fine,
but don't trick me and call it vacation, right and
put me on a hike.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
My other march Mother buddy, he and his wife went
on like a it's called like an eco resort.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Like, so it sounds terrible. Yeah, it sounds like flushing
the toilet with.

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Like a Yeah, Greg, Greg and I vacation the same,
winning right, Like we can go on a lover's princesses.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Oh yeah, let's camp at the four season's all right?

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
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Do that?

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See bats? What are your weekend cheers and jeers?

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Well, cheers to Netflix and Shane Gillis the roaster Kevin Hard,
as I said, was gonna have some pretty rough stuff
in it earlier in the week, and it did if
you didn't check it out. I won't spoil too much
of it, although then you can't skip about the tes
first ten to fifteen minutes because there's a lot of
uh surprise guests that weren't that funny. But when Shanon
Gillis got into his monologue and his roasting, it was
it was very very good. My favorite, now I will

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spoil this a little bit. My favorite joke was he
was introducing Chelsea Handler and he said, you know, Chelsea
often brags about her past abortions. In fact, she's been
scraped more than the grill of Penny Hannah Coo.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
That's a lot. I didn't get the response from that crowd.
I mean, Kevin Hart enjoyed it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
I appreciated that, But that was one of the jokes
that I've been privileged to see the preview out of
it that really stuck in my brain.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
I was like, Wow, that was that's a good line.
It was good man.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
I mean I started thirty minutes in good I watched
it live.

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
Yeah don't yes, skip if you want to skip through
the first fifteen twenty that's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Yeah, And it was so good. I really joyed it,
really died laughing.

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
Yeah, really hard stuff, much appreciated. It's a good job
to Shane and those folks. And one thing, it kind
of leads me to my jeers because a part of
it he's like he's not he's doing some pretty rough
stuff in the crowds, like because the first the first
one is here's the thing is those first tables are
all celebrities. It's all like and it's la so it's

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all the real housewives, the da da da Da da da.
And he addressed that he's like, this is for the
guys in the upper deck, which he does.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
That happened.

Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
That happened to him both times he hosted SNL. We
brought we brought that up at the time. Is I
think that's the one My one criticism of Shane is
that don't like when that stuff happens, when you get
those groans and he's gotten them for years and years now,
don't address it. Like if there was Norm McDonald, he
would just he would keep going. He would he'd sit
in it. He let him, he'd let him sit in it,
and then he keep going.

Speaker 12 (01:07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
I always like the way that Ricky Dravais would handle it.
Shut up. Yeah, nobody cares. Nobody care, Which leads me
to my part of my jeers.

Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
I just realized over the weekend, that's kind of how
that that really good SNL bit go got started.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
The where a joke swap.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
Where Michael j and yeah jokes, that's Ryan Gosling other
handsome gentleman. That's how it got started is they would
tell those jokes, those really awful jokes at the the
the rehearsals, the eight clock up rehearsal for SNL, and
that that that that that New York crowd would just.

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
But if I'm SNL, I would go with the ones
that got the biggest groans, and that that would be
how I would select them, because that's the whole point.

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
That's that's not that's not that's not what SNEL does.
SNL wants a they don't want the groans in the audience.
They want fun and happy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
No, but I mean for the swap. And what Gena's
getting at is what I just.

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Learned over the weekend is that when they presented it as, oh,
these are the jokes that I'm writing for that other guy,
the audience loved it.

Speaker 14 (01:08:28):
Weird right, saying jokes because it's forced on them. Yeah,
because yeah, it's like, oh, it's supposed to be bad.
They really didn't want to say it right exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
So all you got to do with those dummies is
reframe it and then they're like, oh ha, that's great.
Uh So, yeah, gear's to the SNL audience. You're a
bunch of stuck up New York douches.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
I also going back to the Rose the Rock, I
love the Rock.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
I didn't even I didn't get that far. Oh really
alert from Menace by the way, another surprise guest. What
I mean, it's all over the internet now.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
You think there's gonna be a Kevin Hart roast without
the Rock there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
But I mean, I'm not telling any of the jokes
that he said.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
But it was good.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
In fact, one of the other people the earlier part
was like, boy, I wish the Rock was here because
I got some jokes for him, as of course before
the Rocks showed up, which managed it spoiled.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Yeah, totally eyes on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Now I'm not gonna watch it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
Gregory Weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Cheers to seeing Mario's brother, sister in law, and niece
for the first time in years. They spent the weekend
with us, had a barbecue it ruled.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
It was absolutely perfect, and Princess Peas were there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Correct Mario getting and we drank a thousand beers, had
the best food. It was a blast. I really have
a jeerless weekend, so my only jeer is so stupid.
We thought, oh, you know, keep it festive. Let's watch
a movie called Mother's Day, which came out ten years ago.
What a pile of garbage. It has some big stars

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in it, Julia Roberts, Jennifer and Kate Hudson. It's literally
one of those movies where it seems they just turned
the cameras on and said, all right, guys, just go
do random stuff. Make him no plot.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
It was so boring, and you selected it because it's
called Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
They were like, ah, let's put on something you know
that's appropriate for Mother's Day. Weekend because it was a
big deal to them.

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
This is where and I know, so DM, we like
to crap on Rotten Tomatoes. This is where the eight
percent on Rotten Tomatoes might have helped you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Oh well we didn't. We didn't research the movie. We're like, oh, mothers,
throw it on.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
And Greg loves terrible movies, so you know it has.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
To be ja.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Yeah, Jack's good. It doesn't make any sense to say
that's a terrible movie, yeah, Jackson.

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
Greg's taste of movies is what that bargain bin at
like Walmart used to be where they had the big
thing of like five.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Dollars movies, the movies for sale. They couldn't get rid
of them, so they put like a three dollars price
tag on it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
But when we're sitting at home trying to throw on
a movie just for basically for the background, we're not
going online, Well you got burned by it. Well it's
a terrible yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
And they done this a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
Actually, they did it with the movie Valentine's Day and
the movie New Year's Eve because it's just the name
of the holiday. They threw a bunch of stars in it,
and they're the worst movies ever, because they want you
to turn it on for that holiday.

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
It worked Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 13 (01:11:16):
So it was Vaughan's birthday of the weekend. None of
y'all showed up to his birthday party.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Birthday party. Nobody told me there was a birthday party.

Speaker 13 (01:11:24):
Apparently it wasn't. Just me and him went out to
brunch on his and I will say we tried to
date v Now, No, I got a lot of messages like,
don't make out with him.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Haha, she just making her way through the Oh god.

Speaker 13 (01:11:38):
I will say, though, hanging with Vaughn is kind of nice.
It's kind of like hanging with a girlfriend. We got
free drinks all day and all night. Well you don't
know how because usually being with the man kind of
so charming. But my real jeer or cheer excuse me,
is throwing up after drinking the best feeling in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Did you do that a purpose? It is like I'm
just gonna throw up? Oh no, I wish I could, but.

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
I had the feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
So it is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
We have an expert over here.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Yeah, I mean, you two are the only people I
know who almost enjoy throwing up.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
I yeah, so feel so thin.

Speaker 13 (01:12:10):
Afterwards, I got all the junk out of my body
that I just listened myself with. I could start fresh
the next morning.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
If you're already like super noxious and you know it's coming,
it's better to get it out of the way and
almost force yourself and just get it over.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
But like I wouldn't say, I'm like, wow, that was great.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Did you get to the to the bile point where
you're like puking, puking, puking, and then you get to
the yellow.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Stuff that's my favorite on your stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Oh that's the best.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
You know, you got it all out and then you
feel good. The best way to end the.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Night, Morgan, you could do it after every meal.

Speaker 13 (01:12:42):
If you only knew how many times I stuck my
finger down my throat I've tried. Don't listen to me, children,
My gears is to me. I'm so effing our word.
I guess because I've had my quote unquote new phone
over eight months now, right, could never hook it up
to my car bluetooth to play music this whole time.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I can figure it out, trying crazy over and.

Speaker 13 (01:13:04):
Over, and then I just got a separate speaker to
play in my car.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Judging you.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
Did you ever think to like maybe ask myself or
menace or somebody has any kind of like.

Speaker 11 (01:13:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:13:19):
It's turns out, y'all. If you have the same issue
right now, don't do it while you're driving the car.
You have to be stopped in the car, parked, and
then your Bluetooth will pair.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
No one told me that says it right there, doesn't it.
You must be.

Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
Parked sometimes and this feature is unavailable while.

Speaker 13 (01:13:39):
Okay, well my car is a little older. It doesn't
give me that warning. It just says cannot pair. And
then I finally got into pair yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
What so do you hear me? Like blast of music?
But you went you went out and bought a Bluetooth
speaker the car.

Speaker 13 (01:13:52):
It was one that Taco Bell gave us one time.
It's a really cool speaker, right, but I've used it
as my talk about good You only ever tried to
parrot while you were driving.

Speaker 9 (01:14:05):
You never at any point when like, hold on, let
me figure this out for a.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
Second before I get gone.

Speaker 13 (01:14:12):
Yeah, in the car, I'm going getting somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
I'm not wasting time in the car.

Speaker 13 (01:14:17):
You know, I'm not going to sit in the car
before I go somewhere, or once I fiddle around.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
Yeah, like, why eat breakfast before you leave the house?
Just bring your bowl of cereal in the car while
you're driving.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
What's on the playlist lately?

Speaker 13 (01:14:32):
New Isaiah was shot albums pretty good. I can't stop
listening to Kanye. I know that's bad.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
I've been cleaning lately.

Speaker 13 (01:14:40):
There's this country song that's like talks about text As.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
I like, yeah, Ella Langley, that's who we.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Were talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
She's from the country song that talks about Texas. You
don't say she speaks to that one? Do they talk
about cold beer?

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:14:57):
That again, I'm getting into it all right out so
Perry of Bluetooth when they parked in the car.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
It's a pro tip you guys. Welcome back, all right,
dumb ass Tyler, Were you waiting for me to ask
you where my money was on Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
I remembered to bring it. I just remember to actually give.

Speaker 8 (01:15:27):
It to you.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
So that that's when I fronted Morgan one thousand dollars
for her rent that he said that he was So
I'm just trying to be I'm trying to be a
good guy, you know what I mean. I don't have
to break any legs, you know, yea, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
We don't want to.

Speaker 7 (01:15:41):
Send the muscle out, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
I'm a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
That counted out the.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Envelope special Yeah, okay, cool, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
You know what, And I like he put I like
the fact that he put the bills.

Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
On there this time.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
I've heard Break's comment about that. I was like, well,
but let's fix that's what builds.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
What bills do you have?

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
What denominations?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Fifty?

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Sorry?

Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
Two down?

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Halfway?

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
Two down?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Heck yeah, well, good on you for doing the right Now,
I gotta give you one of your cards back hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Good? Oh no, okay, that's kind of like a mistress's
which one do you want back? Your hernandez or? Oh
I wish this could be one of those psychological tricks though.

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
Oh that's how I'm thinking too. I'm like, I'm gonna
tell him what I want.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Yeah, keep it exactly. I'll take the Connor Griffin went
back the Connor Griffin one. Yeah, okay, well here's Michael Vick.
You know, yeah, did you get what you wanted?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
This is the one I actually wanted.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
I figured he always wears that Michael vic jersey.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Yeah, I have because he loves dogs so much. Oh, yeah,
very much? Is it what ironic? I'm assuming like you're not.
You weren't actually a Falcons fan.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Ben Falcons fan since he got after back in two
thousand and one, and I stuck with it ever since.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
The whole dog fighting thing.

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
So people when I was in high school, they knew
that I was Falcony. They would call me a dog
killer all the time. I didn't do anything. It's not
my fault.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
Were you still wearing the jersey?

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
No, I would wear a different Falcons jersey just because
they knew I rooted for him. They'd be like, oh,
you're a dog killer.

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
While that whole thing was playing out, you weren't wearing
the jersey around, right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Not his jersey specific.

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Yeah. That things stayed buried in my closet for a
very very long time.

Speaker 8 (01:17:33):
I was curious about, how like, because you didn't live
in Atlanta at any time?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Right, No, I never have.

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
I was curious about how like Randy was a Packers fan,
if you we recall, and he was nowhere near Green
Bay's entire life.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Yeah, so mine was. There was no pro team around
where I was growing up. So I'm like, okay, just
kind of got into football. And then Michael Vick was
lighting it up in college. I'm like, that guy's really cool.
I'll follow wherever he goes. I was like nine or
ten at.

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
The time, so that makes sense. All right, Well, thank you, Tyler,
no problem, and I appreciate eight seven seven forty four.
Woody sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Yeah, speaking of text, we never got to
Sea Bass because he wasn't around when we announced Sea
Bass's text ban right for being able to reply to
the text messages. And yeah, so so you know this

(01:18:21):
is a uh yeah, he's he's pretending to yawn.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
He doesn't care. Yeah, that's fine. Well if he doesn't care,
it's fine. Yeah. It was, it was, it was gonna be.
It was gonna be.

Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
It was gonna be a temporary ban.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
I will say this movie is until we had yet
another conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:18:37):
This is not surprising you guys that often do things
that shoot yourself in the foot, cut off your nose
to spite your face. Oh yeah, uh yeah, Because I
mean you're gonna now what you're gonna see what you're
gonna see and well, what more importantly, what the audience
is gonna see is you're engagement with the show is
gonna drop dramatically. As I said last time, the vast
majority of what I send back is positive or just affirmations,

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just like a thank you, fast majority.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Don't don't mean really because I read them. Oh it's true,
it's true.

Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
I'm not gonna say that those majority are positive, positive
or just like thank you or gotcha or man, that's
a good idea.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Vast majority.

Speaker 7 (01:19:12):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say that's untrue.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
I can't confirm that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
I mean, because you just read the ones that come
back negative.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
Right, Yeah, you're just that's the fallacy of cherry picking.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
Uh so you're getting cutting off your nose, your face,
and if a few of them, if some people don't
have a good sense of humor, and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
So you're making an argument that you're doing us good.
Oh yes, then if that is your intent. And this
is where I this, this, this is where I have
the problem. The people who are dicks, Fine, I don't
care what you say to those people.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
The people who are like texting.

Speaker 7 (01:19:46):
In just to be you know, a holes, Fine, we
do that with the gregory immaturity plies or the or
the crossroads. It's the people who aren't even being dicks
that you are nasty to see.

Speaker 8 (01:19:59):
That's what That's what I I don't think I'm being nasty.
I'm being I'm being playful, joking, little teasy. Maybe it's
it's it's called like like negging with girls. I'm never nasty.
I'm not nasty, the playful and teasing at the at
the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
But the problem is people don't know your tone.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
You are correct. Some people are very stupid. There are
a couple of things.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
So while I'm being fair to you, and I do
agree that a lot of stuff that you write back
it's fine, and it's and it's help form and those
other things like I don't like like if if somebody
comes into your restaurant and they go, oh, hey guys,
blah blah blah blah blah, and yeah, dumb decision on
ordering that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Yeah, like what Dick's last resort. It's hilarious. Okay, well
it's you know, that's.

Speaker 15 (01:20:43):
And it's also cute if given in the rights, you know,
my f look everything the other I was laughing, but
I did have a I did have beef with and
I agreed with them. Is that I believe, and we've
talked about this numerous times, that you should be signing
those texts.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Right, which seems to be impossible because Menace, it's not
that hard.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Menace.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
His beef is that there are things that get sent in.
We'll just use him as the example about Menace that
you reply to and you don't sign it well, and
then people think it's Menace writing back.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
And a lot of times Menace has to write them back.
You're not arguing with me, you're arguing with Seabat.

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Typically those are not negative, and those and like and
I'll wait too if I if I see, like, Menace,
that was so funny, I'll wait like a fifteen twenty
minutes where I know Menace isn't seeing it or isn't
looking now, I might just say thanks or nice or
something like that. Again, because that's the vast majority of
my replies are simply positive and encouraging engagement. So this
is more of a penalty for you, the audience than
it is for me.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
I think we're the.

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
Only show forgotten about the show literally, you know, to
be quite honest, our writings will drop because that people
think the show doesn't care about them.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Mean, why why do you refuse to sign your text?
And why do you continue to write in thirty person? Ah?

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Well because sometimes what I'm saying isn't a personal opinion.
It's just a fact about the universe. So well that's
more of a.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
But why don't you You.

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
Know, it just seems more profound when there's not, when
there's like it's a fact.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
But I think it's because you you want it to
look like somebody is agreeing with you, so somebody is
saying it on your behalf as opposed to you.

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
Just a lot of those things are just simply facts
of the universe, not opinions.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
So if they are, let people know that it's your fact.
But that's not there's no such thing your opinion. Okay,
we'll see that's not but that's not that's not a
fact and it's an opinion. But I do see what
you're saying to a degree, and maybe you'll have like
a little s there you go, that's a good I
can't dog because people think it's Greg gry.

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
But you do like a you can do a big
ass samy Again, if if if I ever come back,
which maybe I won't come back.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
Look, you guys, you know it was more it was
more like, all right, man, you know, because we've we've
had the conversation, so maybe a little time out could
be good, so we can, you know, realign to make
sure that everybody's clear that people who are being nice
and fine, we're not We're not going to be at back.
That's unnecessary, that's dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
That is very necessary.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Oh that segment was amazing. Really, you were amazed by it.
That's so helpful. Really, sorry, my bad man.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
Yeah, which, by the way, was said in a cute
and funny way. Yeah, here's a response. This is from
somebody on Instagram. It's pretty funny what instagram like just
decides to hide like hidden by Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
And then make some innocuous comment.

Speaker 8 (01:23:34):
Those things get hidden and then the like terrible racial
slury gets through.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
Yeah right, like these other ones made him, but this
one didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
Okay, uh hoy, what do the show listening to the
podcast hearing what you get a what I'm just gonna
read forbid him?

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
What you get?

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
A butt hurt about the way Sea Bass response to people,
you are literally a soft little bach woody. The opening
credits of your show say insensitivity in sensitive training for
a politically correct world. Nobody embodies that more than Sea Bass,
and you are a bunch of small soft snowflakes talking

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about our listeners are getting butt hurt and offended.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Hopefully that was a space of text, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
Sea Bass contributes about eighty percent of the entertainment to
that show. If he went to another show, your show
would suck.

Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
Let us not get personal about this, no matter how accurate.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
Yes, you probably have cart mark license, so he wouldn't
be able to take that In probably some of his
other segments.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
You can always change the names, but he provides.

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
The entertainment to the show. What the hell does what
he provide?

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
We're being nasty.

Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
A stupid Monday segment about cheers and gears and love that.
That's the stupidest segment on the show and clearly just
a time filler because you don't have anything else to
contribute to do with execution. You are literally a contradiction
of what you claim your show to be and the
only one one authentic as Sea Bass. But of course

(01:25:03):
you snowflakes will chalk this up and say that this
is his burner account and the first.

Speaker 16 (01:25:07):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
The first to comment was loll Sea bass is that
you see?

Speaker 8 (01:25:11):
That is the That's a perfect example of something I
wouldn't write because it's not pithy and cute and lovable
and sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Uh And those are the words that come to mind.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
Yeah, and again, I don't care if people are nasty
to people who are not. If if it's nastiness is
a response to nastiness, I'm okay with that. It's when
people are not being nasty and they're participating the show
as we ask them to do, and they get something
nasty or not nice in return from the show at
a little smarmy. I, as the person who is in

(01:25:42):
charge of, you know, the show, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Like that, right, And I'm not saying like that.

Speaker 7 (01:25:46):
It's because because it's unearned, like you always say. Uh,
you know, we talked about theality. It's it's the punching down.
That's punching down first off, because they didn't start it.
I hate punching. It's not punching down. It's disproportional.

Speaker 8 (01:25:57):
I hate the term punching down because it's an excuse
for like just getting saying certain people can't be joked
about however, but it is disproportional. But I would I
would argue that it is again you're you're misreading my tone,
which some could say is my fault because my tone
should be super clear.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
True, some would, but no one would know it that
it was your tone because you didn't sign it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
And I will say that Sea Bass is responsible for
a lot of segments and a lot of different things,
and he does a really great jobs.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
He's nothing banned from that. That's not the argument. That
is not the argument.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
I will also say that everybody on the show has different,
different responsibilities Sea Basses, and it's it's it's by creation,
it's set up this way. His only job is to
come up with segments.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Do the things that amuse me. That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
He's got the best job of anybody in this room.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
And couldn't you say replying to those texts amuses me?

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
But so yes, like so literally, his only job is
to come to the table with things that he thinks
would be a fun segment. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
I don't even make him be That's why he's like
where a Sea Bass. I only say, hey, man, I
really need you for this segment. When we send him
the schedule what we want to do. We said, I
need you for this segments. He's free to be a
part of as much or as little as he wants.

(01:27:10):
It's not like I'm off, you know, you know, playing
a four square.

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
I'm doing you know, I'm editing, like right now, I
was editing audio for something we're gonna be doing later
in the week.

Speaker 12 (01:27:17):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:27:17):
But the point, the point is like, yes, he is
good at his job, but that is literally his job
is to create these segments for the show. That's that's
his role.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
If somebody else on the Texas his role is is
for listeners to hate on. I mean, you know, it's
you know, that's one could argue.

Speaker 8 (01:27:33):
That, yea, one could argue, I'm a boogeyman that you know,
it's you shoot the messenger sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
And if I'm the messenger, then so then I'm your martyr.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Yeah, he's you know, the shows, he's a whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Uh huh, He's a whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
Yeah, Seed Bess is just the show's heel.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
He is there for.

Speaker 7 (01:27:50):
I don't I don't see I don't I don't necessarily
see it that way. I don't I don't think he's
here to be hated on.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
No, no, no.

Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
For instance, it just happened we were making fun of Timeler,
as we often do, and Menace chuckled out loud, and
Tyler yelled at Sea Bass shut up, Sea Bass bulb
And it was Menace who was laughing the whole time.
But he didn't yell at Menace because that's not who
the heel or the villain is.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
Yeah, that's that's fair. And I'm here sings and arrows. See, yeah,
this is the part of the arms verbal ju JITs.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
I would say, like eighty percent of the hate is
just from this room, not the listeners.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
You if it gives you, if if hating on me
makes you feel better, then feel.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Free again harder.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
Yeah, well, okay, I agree, So full disclosure, right, This
is uh, this is kind of what happened in the
whole conversation about like how do we work things around here?
Because Sea Bass didn't want to be a part of
things he didn't want to be a part of and
also a little bit of Sea Bass went a long
way for certain people in this room, and so it
was a way to like kind of accomplish two things

(01:28:57):
at the same time, like have him know I have
to be in here and part of things he didn't
want to be a part.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Of, and give certain people in this room a little
break from Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
So it worked out. I think that's a smart move, right,
thank you great?

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
And you wonder what is what he contribute? That's what
his contribution. I take a problem that exists and exactly
and I try to figure out because that's my.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Role, save god. A good business man. That's right, That's
that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:29:23):
All right, We're gonna take a quick a quick break
more what he shows next?

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Hang up, so school snip Jeff G.

Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Yo, what up? Jeff g what's happening?

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Happy Monday, Woody Show.

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Been very impressed, so I think we can beat them.
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Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
I'm JEFFG.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
And that's your.

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
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Speaker 13 (01:31:12):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Alright, let's see we got to some judge my baby
all Right, it's been a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
It's been way too long.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
Yeah, So here we go. Greg says babies aren't cute
by accident. Our brains are basically wired to fall for them.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Yes, with the big eyes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
Infants share a specific look. Big eyes, round cheeks, tiny noses,
and oversized heads. Those features automatically trigger our caregiving instincts
before we even consciously think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
And it's not just with humans, right, it is.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
Bottom line, cute baby faces flip a mental switch that
makes us want to protect, comfort, and care for them.
Evolution built this response because human babies are extremely helpless
and need lots of adult attention to survive.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Yeah, and Greg, like you said, like even Grogu, you know,
like baby, like baby Yoda, like the cutest thing ever,
giant eyes.

Speaker 7 (01:32:15):
All right, So it's been a minute since we've had
judge my baby. And this is where we've asked parents. Hey,
if you're on the fence and you want an honest
opinion if you have a cute kid or not, because
not all kids are cute, they really are. Some kids
are strange looking.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
Right, like grandfather's.

Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
But before you go around showing these pictures to everybody,
don't you want to know, like yeah, Like if if
you've been told by somebody objective, hey, this kid's pretty cute,
then by all means fine. I would still say wait
till somebody asks. If they say, oh, so, how's the family,
they're being nice? If they say how are the kids?

(01:32:53):
They're being nice? It doesn't mean immediately go to your phone, Man,
is that uncomfortable? And go oh and they start, you know,
put their password into their phone and you, oh, God,
here comes the picture.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Oh well, we'll call it big guar gut.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Right, But if you're going to be shown around these photos,
at least you should know if the kid's a good
looking kid or not. Don't just be fool because you're
the parents. Of course you think.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Your kids are cute, and you should.

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
If you want that unfiltered, honest opinion, send us the pictures.
We'll be the judge of that, all right, Which somebody did?
Jenna sends us email, Hi Woody Show. I heard Greg
said there's no such thing as a cute newborn. I
totally get it, and honest to God, would be the
first to say mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought

(01:33:40):
he wasn't. Just want to know what you guys think.
Thanks me love. Now this is uh, this is Jenna's baby. Ready, Greg,
I'm ready, I'm gonna get your first reading.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Okay, this is him as a newborn, right, you know what,
he still has that kind of what I would call
like the white goop after glow, you know, like when
babies come out they're covered in gross.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
Would you say this is a cute baby?

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
I would? You would? I would?

Speaker 16 (01:34:10):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
Here's another picture, all.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Right, he he swamped down.

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Did he have a late shift at the factory? Needs
a whiskey?

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
I asked.

Speaker 7 (01:34:24):
I asked Jenna if we could post these photos, and
she said yes, okay, and so we'll get the post
together for a judge my baby, like an official judge
my baby. Were you, guys, the audience, We ask you
to judge this baby on a baby scale of one
to ten. One means fugly, ten means really cute kid,
and then you know, give some Greg said, though, this

(01:34:46):
kid just get off his late shift of the factory.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Yeah, like he was. I didn't know you could swan
down so quickly. Yeah, because he was a newborn, because
he was shockingly.

Speaker 7 (01:34:55):
Jenna sent us the email and she's looking for an
honest opinion, so God forbid, she starts going around showing
pictures this kid, not really knowing the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
Or at least the wrong picture.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Yes, maybe there's a different one that we're not seeing
that much better than that second one.

Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
Yeah, So we'll get the post together and I'll let
you know when it's on our Instagram and then and
then we can go from there.

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
As a newborn, I would give him like an eight. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Really, his head is way too big for his body.
And it's like, bro, put a T shirt on your
man booth and hero.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
And what about that second photo?

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Like a different kid, different, like a three? Wow, Like
he had that like bags under his eyes, that baby something. Yeah,
he looked angry, he looked already. He's way too young
to be that jaded already, like another day of work.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Your first one was.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
What an eight? Eight? Eight for a newborn? I mean
I was tempted to even say nine, because I very
hard to please with newborns.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
They're just not cute.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
They usually look like alien.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
That average is that to what a five point five?

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
My math correctly something like that. Let's see that second photo.

Speaker 7 (01:36:08):
Yeah, I thought I did my math right, I was quick.
Never really know I can do it. I'll just know
when the post is ready. Then you guys can start
checking out now. If you want to know about your kid,
send us an email email at the Woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
We'll be happy to put it out there. And you
know everybody can have their say such a cashal Right.

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
We're trying to help you. This is a service that
we're provided. We'll give you the honest answer, no offense.
I'm sure your kid's a lovely kid, even if they're ugly, right,
work on their personality, right, send us an email email
at the Woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
The Woodie Show, Wait, we'll be right there.

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
You have this giant load.

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
It's too big and I'm not laughing. The Woodie Show.

Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
We were talking recently about some of the dumb things
that teachers have heard students say, and when you're a parent,
that's like every day like kids will say or do
something really dumb. But I think every parents have this
oh my god, I raised an idiot moment. Yeah, you
get that feeling at least once like you'll be doing fine,

(01:37:11):
everything seems normal, and then you see your kid do
something stupid and you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
Think god, I raised an idiot.

Speaker 18 (01:37:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
I feel to take care of those things for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
So parents were asked and we're gonna make this into
one of those you know, last man standing questions and
someone wi won a prize, you know, by sharing their story.
So be thinking as a parent, like what what is yours?
What was your eye raised an idiot?

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Moment?

Speaker 7 (01:37:39):
Like, oh my god, I'll give you an example. My
my uncle we went over to his house.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
I was an adult at this point.

Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
But it's my cousins who are my age, maybe a
couple of years younger. And they're in the backyard and
these are these are brothers, okay, and one is holding
a can on top of his head. The other one
is standing about fifty feet away with a baby.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Gun time. Who's their father? My uncle?

Speaker 7 (01:38:07):
Rick goes, oh god, ck, yelling at him.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Like what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
How old were they at the time?

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:38:14):
Uh thirty five?

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Oh okay, actual, good shot, you're good.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
He have his eyes closed, come.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
On, yeah, yeah. Was he wearing goggles?

Speaker 7 (01:38:24):
No, no, just standing in the backyard holding his holding
his beer can on his head. And his brother is
standing about fifty feet away.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Which is amazing. You want to make sure you're drunk,
do it?

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
Well, Greg, did you and your brother used to throw
like knives or.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Knives and then I cut his hand and he was
pissed and tell tattled on me, and I thought, well,
we were throwing knives at each other.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
Do you think it was gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Right? And this does sound like something I would do,
to be honest, Oh my god, like show off your gun.
You're like, oh, check out my bb gun even though
I'm thirty five, and I'm gonna shoot one off your head.

Speaker 7 (01:38:59):
This parent said as my son, while wearing his baseball
hat backwards, used his hand to block out the sun
while he was driving.

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
I've seen that's broke. I know what you're apparently, what
do you what are you doing? What did I raise?

Speaker 7 (01:39:14):
According to my mom, I once jammed a piece of
toast into the VHS player because I wanted to see
how bread was made.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
But I guess the little kid.

Speaker 7 (01:39:21):
Little kids say really dumb things, you know, but like
it's it's when they get older, I'll get okay.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
So my more recent example, I might have mentioned this
on the year.

Speaker 7 (01:39:29):
I think I did, as I was having a conversation
like a good father son conversation with my son about
time management responsibilities. And you know, he's asking to do
these different things, like he wants to drive, right, which
is great because so many kids his age have no
interest in driving, which is shock at We couldn't wait
to drive, right, But he really wants to drive. And

(01:39:50):
I go, look, man, before I give you any additional responsibilities,
you got to show that you could be responsible for
the things that I already have you responsible for homework,
a signon studying, laundry, keeping your room clean, things like this, right,
And he goes, bruh, quote bruh. What is driving had
to do with responsibility?

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
And I knew right there. I'm like, this is the
end of the conversation for now.

Speaker 19 (01:40:15):
Back to painting the fence, right right, so right, He's
very sweet, but I was like, dude, if you have to,
if you say that to me, how can I possibly
even entertain the idea of letting you drive.

Speaker 5 (01:40:30):
You just talked yourself right out of the worst response.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
That very recent example where he spilled stain all the
way from one house to another, just dripping everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
Yeah, can't you put your hand?

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
That was pretty.

Speaker 7 (01:40:46):
We got my son a flight home from college for Christmas.
He missed the flight because he couldn't find Expedia Airlines.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
I can see that happening.

Speaker 7 (01:40:56):
Yeah, he took my boat out to fish on the
lake and realized it had water on the bottom. He
removed the drain plug to let the water out while
he was in the middle of the lake.

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
It's not He's gonna die.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
I'm not smart.

Speaker 7 (01:41:11):
Yeah, So, uh, parents, this is for you. We got
the phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody at
eight seven seven forty four, Woody, call in and tell
us what your I raised an idiot moment has been.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Maybe the kid's little, maybe the kid's.

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
Older now, and you can look back and laugh.

Speaker 8 (01:41:29):
I think I've told the story where we had a
during the summer we would take female roommates at the
frat house, and this girl kept complaining that she was
getting ut I s. And then she finally figured it
out and she said to us, I was yelling at
my I was yelling at my mom because she always
I'm sure she didn't teach me to wipe front to.

Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
Back one problem sooner.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
There also, again, every parents got it least one of
these stories. And you can call it anonymously and I'll
get We're not gonna ask you like, oh, what's your
kid's name?

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
Where do they go to school? So we can make
sure everybody knows who they are. Uh, you can call
it anonymously if you'd like. But the way it works
is what you call in, we hear your story, we
take the next call, we hear their story, and then
we decide between the two, which one is the better
story that we like the most, and then that one
moves on. We set a certain amount of time for
you know, taking the calls. Whichever story is left as

(01:42:27):
the last man standing at the end of that time
will win a prize. Sweet, so you get to goof
on your kids.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Hey, your dumb kid will pay off.

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
You get to goof on your kids and potentially win
a prize.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
So we've got the phones open. We just cleared them out,
So if you want to call in with yours, eight
seven seven forty four, woody, call now. It's eight seven
seven forty four Woody. What was your I raised an
idiot moment?

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
Bruh b I'm just driving a car. Have to do
with responsive buildings, idiot?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Yeah, on your face?

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
Parents, have you had your eye raised.

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
An idiot moment. If you have it, it's coming. Oh yeah,
everybody's got one.

Speaker 7 (01:43:13):
Yeah, my kids mailed a ton of graduation thank you
cards without stamps. Oh no, said he didn't know. And
the post office actually mailed most of them.

Speaker 5 (01:43:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
That's really nice of that, very generous.

Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:28):
This person said, when your sons are twenty and twenty
seven and they decide to test the theory of suffocating
someone by putting a bag.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Over their head, Oh my god, Yeah, my god.

Speaker 7 (01:43:40):
This one said, there was a bug flying in the hallway,
and I caught my son with hair spray and a
lighter shooting flames into the hall ceiling trying to kill
the bug. And now there's large black marks all over
the hall.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
I was going to say, we did the homemadew.

Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Did the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
The bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
The magnifying glass was always fun.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
Oh yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
Yeah, set so much stuff on fire with that.

Speaker 7 (01:44:07):
All right, So what is your best I raised an
idiot moment, and this is last man standing.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
So we'll set the time.

Speaker 7 (01:44:16):
Uh, we'll make it. We'll make it a quick one.
Let's say, let's say five minutes. All right, So we'll
take the first call, we'll hear the story. We'll get
the second call here that story, decide which one moves on,
and then whichever one is left at the end. You're
going to be the winner and we'll get you set
up with a prize. Let's go right to the phone.

(01:44:37):
Say hi to Maria. Hey Maria, Maria, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Hey Maria. All right, so what is your I raised
an idiot moment?

Speaker 18 (01:44:48):
Okay, so he is in ninth grade. They were told
to the whole class was told to unplug their computers.
His pocket got stuck. He found a piece of metal
on the floor, decided to use that to cry it
out out. All the circuits in the whole class came through.
I gotta he gets up to the principal. I get
a call. They think he did it on purpose. But
it's like, do you seriously think potentially electrocuted himself? Which

(01:45:12):
is why I believe it was a mistake of dumb,
idiot mistake.

Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
Well, they were giving him credit by saying you did
it on purpose, Like, who's that dud?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Did it?

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
Did they charge you for that stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:45:23):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:45:23):
They wanted him to do detention, but we are like, no,
we're gonna we're gonna think about it, because this just
doesn't make sense that it was intentional, Like why would
he My parents.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
Would have sounded attention immediately?

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Oh yeah, idiot?

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
All right, Hang on one second, all right, So her
ninth grader blew all the circuits in the computers in
class because he's using.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
Metal to product. All right, out, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:45:42):
Let's say hi to Nancy. Hey, Nancy, Hi, Hi, So
what's your eye?

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
Raised? An idiot moment?

Speaker 16 (01:45:50):
Actually I thought it. The second one, well, it was listening,
all right, First one son.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
Pick one.

Speaker 7 (01:45:56):
For the purpose of the contest. You got to pick one.
Which what's your best store?

Speaker 16 (01:46:00):
Let me do the second one. Though he was hiking
around with his friend. He was in junior high. He
they all they both decided to urinate because they had
to go the bathroom when they were out, and he
urinated in a poison oak bush.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
Oh and what happened.

Speaker 16 (01:46:22):
To take his four kids to the doctor with his
huge and large little member. Said he had show the doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Yeah, the doctor, the doctor. The doctors would have asked,
have seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Any Yeah, it could have been a broken toe.

Speaker 7 (01:46:41):
I have the time pause while we make a decision.
I'm not going to cut into people's time while we
make a decision here, all right, Nancy, hang on one second,
all right, So between Maria and Nancy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Okay, I'm going with using metal to do the plug
out of the socket because ninth grade you should know better.
You should know better. And in in this kid's case,
maybe he didn't know it was poison.

Speaker 7 (01:47:03):
Oak, pisonous, poison ivy and poison oak two different. It's
kind of say firefly and lightning bug, different different, they
look different.

Speaker 5 (01:47:17):
I wouldn't identify it.

Speaker 7 (01:47:18):
I couldn't identify it, all right, So we're going with Maria. Maria, Hey, Nancy,
thank you for the call, just out of curiosity.

Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
What was the other story?

Speaker 16 (01:47:27):
The other story was that he saw the dog scratching
his nose on the carpet and he did the same
thing and he got rud burn.

Speaker 15 (01:47:35):
All and.

Speaker 5 (01:47:40):
How old is this kid?

Speaker 10 (01:47:40):
Now?

Speaker 16 (01:47:43):
He's going on fifty this show.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
And what does he do for a living.

Speaker 16 (01:47:49):
He's got his own business. He's highly successful. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:47:54):
Alright, worked out? All right, Nancy, thank you for the car.
I appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
All right, let's see, let's go to uh Adriana. Hey,
what's up? Adriana, Hi guy, all right, so your I
raised an idiot moment.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
So I set my kid out to walk the dog,
and I specifically told him not to use the red
leaf because the red leash was broken, and to grab
the other leash. Well, my son still grabbed the red leaf,
only he proceeded to tight around the dog's highness and
then was still grabbing the other least to just carry

(01:48:30):
around while he walked the dog with the broken leaf
tight around the dog's.

Speaker 5 (01:48:34):
Turnt What what is it that's weird? Because I relate
to this, my kid doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
I also want to add that this kid is smart
enough that he skips a grave, so.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
He's just not so maybe he thought he was smarter
than the broken leash, like smart broken.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
This kind of reminds me of when Woody used his
phone in a dark room to tell what time it was.
Using the phone a.

Speaker 7 (01:48:58):
Momentary laps and tell jem of intelligence. All right, Adriana,
hang on one second, all right? Whose story between Maria
with the circuits and the computers?

Speaker 5 (01:49:10):
I mean, or Maria's kids still almost killed everyone in school?
It's yeah, I'm still going with the metal in the
socket socket because you should know better.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
All right, and this sounds like just laziness. I was like, ah,
I'm just gonna make it work.

Speaker 5 (01:49:24):
Yeah, it is pretty dumb, but still yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:49:26):
All right, uh, Adriana, thank you for listening and for
calling in this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
Appreciate that.

Speaker 7 (01:49:34):
All right, let's go to Terry.

Speaker 5 (01:49:38):
Terry.

Speaker 7 (01:49:40):
Hey, guys, all right, so your I raised an idiot moment.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
Yeah. So I was home alone with my son and
I was taking a nap one day, and apparently he
didn't realize that I was with him, so he thought
it'd be a good idea to get a giant cardboard
cut out make a sign saying I am home alone
and no one is with me or something like that,

(01:50:06):
and he put it outside on the street to tell
the whole world he's home alone, you know, home thank God.

Speaker 5 (01:50:13):
But notice these are all sons.

Speaker 7 (01:50:19):
All right, all right, so all right, some made a
sign that said I'm home alone put in the front yard.

Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
Why but there is no answer?

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:50:27):
Yeah, all right, he was scared. All right, Terry, hang
on one second story. I really like that, but I
gotta stick with Maria. Yeah, socket, all right, all right, Terry,
thank you for the call.

Speaker 7 (01:50:40):
I appreciate listening to the Wood Show. Have yourself a
great day. Let's go to Vincent.

Speaker 5 (01:50:45):
Hey, Vincent, Vincent, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 16 (01:50:49):
We're gonnahow y'all doing.

Speaker 7 (01:50:50):
I'm doing great, all right, So what's your eye raised
an idiot moment? Well, I'm not too proud of this,
but my oldest daughter she thought that me getting I'm sick,
I mean with the same thing as getting her dog neuter.

Speaker 5 (01:51:03):
She thought that you had your your balls cut off exactly.
She turned to my wife and she goes, hey, mom,
is that how dad's look?

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
And my wife said, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
And she's like, yeah, because him and bear have got fixed.

Speaker 16 (01:51:19):
How old she looked over them?

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
She's twenty four now.

Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
Wow, oh wow.

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
I was gonna say, give her a break if she
was six.

Speaker 5 (01:51:29):
All right, all right, we'll make this quick.

Speaker 16 (01:51:30):
Guy.

Speaker 7 (01:51:31):
It's in between Maria and Vincent.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
I'm saying Vincent. I'm saying that one really good one.

Speaker 9 (01:51:35):
Twenty three Yeah, yeah, yeah, between those two.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
I mean, yeah, damn.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
I like the socket though, all right, I say, Vincent
Vincent Vincent three. All right, all you guys are out
numbered either way.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
But she thought he got cast.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
Hey Maria, you had a you had a very nice run.
We appreciate you. Listen to show I have herself a
great day.

Speaker 7 (01:51:52):
Okay, you do mean we love.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
We have time for one more. It's four minutes and
fifty one seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
Okay, I've been pausing the time when you know, we
make our decisions here, let's let's get one more.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
So it's either Vincent or Brandy. Hey, Brandy, Hi, how
are you doing? We're doing great?

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:52:11):
So what's your eye raised an idiot moment?

Speaker 20 (01:52:14):
Okay, So about two years ago, we took a family vacation,
took Kahona and Hawaiian Yeah, and we went to We
stayed on both sides of the island. So the first
time we stayed on with the beautiful black shore and
the beaches with a black Fan, and then on the
at latter half of the trip, we stayed on the
other side of the island, and we was just comparing
the things of how to kids, like the beaches and everything.

(01:52:37):
He was like, well, Mama, like the other ocean.

Speaker 16 (01:52:39):
And I was like, maybe I don't understand. He was
like the ocean of the Black Fan, and I'm.

Speaker 20 (01:52:43):
Like, maybe one on an island, it's only one ocean.
He was like, no, there's two oceans, and I'm like, no, baby, man,
it's not. And so this day, that was two years ago,
and he was thirteen at the time, and to this
day he's still arguing with us about the two oceans.

Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
Oh all right, all right, all right, hang on one second,
all right, all right, so what do you guys think
you'll get your vote?

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
That's funny, but I gotta stick with my guy Vincent.
With Vincent, I like both.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
But yeah, she was the daughter was twenty three, twenty four.
I'm sticking with vin Vincent.

Speaker 5 (01:53:16):
Yeah, Vincent, all right, what do you think I'm doing here?
I'm going around the room getting the vote. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53:21):
No, I'm trying to see if there's two oceans for real?

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
Oh my god, is researching the Pacific and what else?
What could it possibly be.

Speaker 4 (01:53:28):
North Pacific Ocean, which says on the map right there, right,
but what's the ocean the Pacific Ocean?

Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
Right, but there could be then there's the South Pacific Ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:53:42):
That's like saying, you know, it's like northern California and
southern California.

Speaker 5 (01:53:47):
It's all California. It's the Pacific oceanstally different.

Speaker 7 (01:53:51):
But yes, okay, well, Vincent, congratulations, you are the winner
energy from this round of Last Man Standing. Hang on one second,
we will get all your information. Appreciate you listening. There's
Vincent everybody, and then hang on and then Brandy, thank
you appreciate the story.

Speaker 5 (01:54:11):
That's a great story.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:54:13):
Either way, you got to go to Hawaii pretty great.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Yeah, noise, Yeah, all right, thank you, Brandy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:54:18):
That's how you play Last Man's Standing.

Speaker 10 (01:54:19):
So funny.

Speaker 7 (01:54:20):
Yeah, I said, my kid had to sell those chocolates
and didn't ruz that she had to sell them, but
she gave them to friends and just got boxes and boxes,
didn't tell me, and I was stuck with a seven
hundred and fifty dollars bill for the chocolates.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
God, but I.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
Explained to her.

Speaker 7 (01:54:36):
She said, technically I did sell them, they just didn't
pay we did.

Speaker 8 (01:54:40):
Oh okay, Well she's like, it's not my money.

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
I kind of like that the little show.

Speaker 7 (01:54:48):
All right, so little uh, little feedback after we did
that round of Last Man Standing. If you're a parent,
your I raised an idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
Moments somebody said, my.

Speaker 7 (01:55:02):
Thirteen year old daughter thought it would be a good
idea to sneak off to her school in the middle
of the night and break into the cafeteria and spray
a fire extinguished shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Yeah, yeah, well, Vangal.

Speaker 7 (01:55:13):
She would have gotten away with it, except she saw
the cameras, so she covered her face with the sweater
that she wears every single day, thinking she wouldn't get caught,
and then yeah that, Oh my god, I wouldn't have
survived that parents. My parents would have killed me.

Speaker 5 (01:55:34):
Uh see.

Speaker 7 (01:55:35):
My fifteen year old asked how he knew if the
water was boiling? Wait, what, like, how do you like
is this boiling? Yeah, as opposed to you know.

Speaker 5 (01:55:46):
It's super hot?

Speaker 15 (01:55:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:55:47):
Probably. I think literally every sense you have could tell
you one way or the other. Yeah, well, because you
know it right before it starts to go into a.

Speaker 7 (01:55:53):
Roll a rolling royal, rolling, roiling?

Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
I thought it was rolling?

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
Is it roiling?

Speaker 5 (01:56:01):
I think?

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
I thought?

Speaker 7 (01:56:02):
I thought I thought rolling because like when the bubble,
like when something's in boiling water, it's kind of like
rolling around. I thought that's where it came from. Honestly,
it was bubbling.

Speaker 5 (01:56:10):
Is it really rolling? Is correct?

Speaker 8 (01:56:12):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
See the roiling?

Speaker 5 (01:56:13):
Wow? I was today. I thought it was royal means
turbulent and rolling. Means rapid and vigorous, the same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:56:21):
But what's like, what is the when it comes to
boiling water? Will it be roiling on it?

Speaker 5 (01:56:28):
That's all I found.

Speaker 8 (01:56:29):
Yes, yes, it's a roiling originates from the mid sixteenth century,
meaning to turn up water, actually to make it muddy.
But then, of course churning was eventually just adopted to
all kinds of churning.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
I'm sticking rolling rolling.

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
It sounds silly grey because we were we were going
back and forth at one point about to flush something
out or flesh something out. It's flesh out. It's flesh out,
not not chomping at the bit. Someone's champing at the bit.

Speaker 5 (01:56:59):
Flush out makes sense because like you're flushing out an
animal from the woods, but then getting rid of it, right,
flushing would be getting rid of I would think.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
True.

Speaker 4 (01:57:07):
I thought that was like de boning. But what do
you mean de boning stuff getting meat off of bone.
That's the I thought that's what the origin was. Oh,
the opposite. You're putting flesh on the bone, right.

Speaker 7 (01:57:19):
Like you're you're you're fleshing out an idea like it
starts as this, but.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
You're you're out part, you know. I think that they're
tearing it off.

Speaker 7 (01:57:26):
Okay, well either way, I'd never heard of what not rolling, oiling, roiling, royling.

Speaker 5 (01:57:32):
I had never heard that you're roiling in the deep
from when.

Speaker 9 (01:57:36):
Broiling is the older term and people say rolling now.

Speaker 8 (01:57:39):
Because you're roiling it. It's the classic thing where the
incorrect usage.

Speaker 5 (01:57:43):
Yeah, I'm so common, I've seen it. Plenty of people
say that that's not believe that ever happened.

Speaker 7 (01:57:51):
My son attempted to sell a shovel snow out of
the driveway with thirty five mile an hour winds outside.
He got hit in the face with snow every time
because he was throwing the snow into the wind.

Speaker 5 (01:57:59):
He was twenty four. I can't figure it out.

Speaker 7 (01:58:03):
My son fell six feet off of a shed roof
wearing homemade cardboard armor. He broke both of his wrists.
Oh my gosh, I raised an idiot. My daughter called
me asking how to roast a turkey on Thanksgiving. Somehow
she missed the part about thawing it out and tried
to roast it while was still frozen solid.

Speaker 5 (01:58:19):
Oh no, there, yes, My.

Speaker 7 (01:58:22):
Son was washing my car, attempted to fill a bucket
with water. The hose wouldn't reach the bucket, so instead
of bringing the bucket over, he just shot the water
into it from ten feet away and kept knocking it over.

Speaker 5 (01:58:34):
I love kids.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
That's disconcert, that's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:58:38):
I'll give you one more.

Speaker 7 (01:58:39):
This one says my daughter was working as a camp
counselor and was excited because the laundry detergent she bought
smelled really good. She confused fabric softnaire for detergent and
was only using the fabric softnir to quote clean her clothes,
no detergent at all.

Speaker 5 (01:58:54):
Somehow graduated as a valedictorian. That is shocking, fasting good.
Good for her.

Speaker 4 (01:59:00):
I mean I do know people that are like crazy
books smart, but when you talk to them.

Speaker 7 (01:59:04):
Like how to wash clothes, you know, it smells really good.
Those beads that you can get like the Dawn where
they take beads.

Speaker 5 (01:59:12):
Yeah, yeah, a little cap of those right in the
washing machine before you started it? Is that new it's
double beads.

Speaker 8 (01:59:20):
Talked about it, remember, because his wife was going to
buy the Wicked scene.

Speaker 5 (01:59:23):
Right, yeah, so it smells magical. Yeah, they collabed with
Wicked and she wanted to buy Do you get the
green ones? At the Pink One.

Speaker 7 (01:59:30):
It was they were combined. It was a mixture of
pink and green, double cool.

Speaker 5 (01:59:35):
Just like Sweater Today.

Speaker 1 (01:59:39):
Sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 5 (01:59:43):
I Don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:59:47):
Well, one down, four to go Monday in the books.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
Get the full show podcasts.

Speaker 7 (01:59:53):
From today by going to the Woodieshow dot com or
find the Woody Show podcast wherever you get your other
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Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
We are back.

Speaker 7 (02:00:01):
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(02:00:22):
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Speaker 5 (02:01:04):
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (02:01:06):
Yeah, you can't make everyone happy. You're not chocolate.

Speaker 4 (02:01:11):
I know enough people to say they don't like chocolate
and they prefer things like skittles or chips.

Speaker 5 (02:01:17):
These people are crazy. Isn't your son one of these guys?

Speaker 4 (02:01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:01:23):
Like peanut butter, peanut butter. It is like chocolate and
peanut butter. But my wife also, Greg, is not an
ice cream fand like, but are you insane?

Speaker 1 (02:01:33):
Something I don't like about your wife? I find that
hard to believe.

Speaker 7 (02:01:36):
Yeah, there's a lot more where that came from. All right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S M D
double M.

Speaker 5 (02:01:51):
Quit this bitch.

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