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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 5 (00:49):
It's May the twelfth, twenty twenty six. We are the
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get to some of the trending news headlines. We'll get
to that, the birthday's port of birthday, some of the
entertainment stuff coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
For you here. We'll do that this hour. Oh sweet
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
All right, So here we go, Matt, I just want
to see what you think about this little Caesars.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yes, Alma, I used to work there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
This is from Fox to Detroit and there's a there's
a new kind of Little Caesar's experience.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
I mean it's the home of Little Caesar's.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yes, roight, all right, So that's that's where they test
out these new concepts. First, what do you think about this?

Speaker 8 (01:51):
So the future of pizza is unfolding right before our eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Take a look.

Speaker 8 (01:56):
We've gone from artificial intelligence to self serving peace. Little
Caesar is cutting the ribbon on its first self service
restaurant in Michigan.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
And here is how it works.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
You can place an online order and your pizza is
ready in the mobile pickup zone for walking customers. You
can just select an item, scan and pay, making an
already fast process even faster for you and without contact.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
All right.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
So basically the way you can two different ways. You
can place the order before you go in, which they'll
put it like in one of those kind of Amazon
lockers they've had for years, what they have for years,
But now the difference is like if you just want
to go in, you didn't pay online already, you just
want to go in. The hot and ready stuff that
they offer there, you can grab that and then you
put it on. I've seen these at sporting events and

(02:42):
airports and airports. It's basically a table and you put
whatever you have to check out with just on the
table and the camera just scans everything.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, like a uniclo like an AI kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Just yeah, and then and then you just pace. You
don't see a person, You don't deal with anybody.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Is there any way to rip them off? Like can
you just walk walk? Like what if you don't put
it on the table like you.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Can, you've stolen. But they have a bunch of cameras
like throughout that I saw in the there's you ever
see the they're having an airports too, where you just
go and you grab whatever, you just walk out with them.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's what I mean. Like I don't know, you have
to scan.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Your credit card before you even go into the once
the airport.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
They didn't do it the other way where I just like, yeah,
it would just like unlock something, you know, you just pressed.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
We know that a lot of our guests are in
a hurry all the time and they want something very seamless,
very easy, very fun.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
Fun part of the celebration, the first one hundred guests
yesterday got free pizza.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Pizza for a year for a year. Yeah, that's only
crowd like fifty two free yard budges. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Hell ye those the little skeezers, those little like we
had a bunch of them.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, it's like the size of a hockey pug.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, those are good.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
And it was like a basically like not a cow zone.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
But yeah, that's the food news that crazy about us.
I heard about it from my dad because my dad
got hooked on those, and I try to man, those.

Speaker 9 (04:10):
Are good, good advertising little I mean the news Yeah,
well yeah, yeah, not a sponsor, but I guess they
could forget.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah, here's a question. People were asked what used to
feel normal and affordable in America just five to ten
years ago but now feels completely broken and impossible for
regular people. Saw something about how just commuting because of
the gas prices.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
And everything else.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, so the commute now the cost. A lot of
people reacting by trying to change the situation, not just
absorbing the cost. So they're you know, pushing their employer
for more remote or hybrid wark options. Other people are
now just looking for jobs closer to home, rethinking the
whole thing about like buying houses in areas that are
further out affordable. Yeah, but the thing is, I mean

(05:00):
can't win. The gas prices at some point will come
back down, but the question is how much. They never
they never go back to where they were, Like a
woman will tell you that it goes back to being
exactly the same as it was before. It never goes
back to exactly how it was before.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
So you're saying the gas prices won't be as tight
as they used to be exactly exactly.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Geez man.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
Yeah, well there's you're talking. And I brought this up,
and I actually did not know this term until I
looked it up. It's called the rocket and feather. So
when some commodity goes spikes, like for instance, gas, all
the gas, all the all the you know, gas stations, everything,
they all spike. They all spike with it because they
don't want to be losing money out the door as
they're having to buy the higher price. But on the

(05:44):
on the reverse side of that, when they slowly paper
back because they are not sure when their supply is
going to catch back up and they don't want to
be screwed. And so you're you're you're observing, you're correct
and observing it. And it does have an economic name rocket.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
That makes sense. That's actually really a matter of.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, yeah, So what's something that seemed to feel normal
or affordable at least five to ten years ago but
now just feels completely broken. And it feels like people
have been saying that about rent for more than four
or ten years.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Rent, air, travel, concerts.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
It's been going up like like ten percent a year
for ten years. Esping on Thailand, Chinese food, beer, pizza, pe,
ability to watch sports on TV. Cigarettes, Yeah, I don't
know about how much cigarettes are going for.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Idea pizza for sure, Like one pizza is like forty bucks.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Pizza's crazy, pizza's gotten crazy. Chinese food, that is true.
That is true. Cheap watching sports on TV you need
like a thousand different subscriptions.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
Yes, so expensive.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
A couple hours of playing pool at the local dog bar.
Somebody said, oh boo, well bowling is like that.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
I would say beers in general, it's just like you
can't get a doll well what used to be a
dollar beer?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Like well, I mean if you're going to a bar
getting beer out, if you're buying it at the store,
it's like you used to be the case that's on
megasale right there.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Used to be It's like you used to be dive
bars would have you know, Yeah, they have five dollar picture.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
There's nothing close to that anymore.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
The bowling thing somebody said about bowlings. I remember growing
up and going bowling with my family and friends. Shoes, lanes, food,
and beer used to cost less than fifty bucks. It
probably costs fifty bucks just for two pairs of shoes.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
And a lane. Now, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, like bowling got crazy expensive.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Used to be disproportionately cheap.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, and now it's well, it's kind of like Vegas.
Craig Yes, gom ruined. Greg's been saying this about Vegas forever.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
It took away all the fun.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah, what is something that felt normal or affordable five
to ten years ago but now feels completely broken? Living
in an apartment by yourself?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Concert tickets, which we've talked a lot about.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Insane.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Car insurance, Oh crazy, I've just gotten crazy. I have
a question about that. And then vacation travel doesn't stop anybody, No,
got Yeah, they're they're still doing it when it comes
to car insurance. Question four pairs. Do you have to
put your kids under your policy or can you buy

(08:05):
them their own?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
No? Separate of you?

Speaker 7 (08:08):
You don't have to put them on your policy, because
that was a big thing with my mom and and
my dad. They're like, you can't be under our policy.
We don't want to lose our house if we get sued.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Or that's a question the question of liability.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
In nineteen ninety nine, when I got my car, because
I had to pay for my own car everything, I
didn't get my car until I was after I was
eighteen years old. I had to get my own insurance.
In nineteen ninety nine, I was paying six hundred dollars
a month for insurance. Yeah it's much more, and yeah,
that's how much the bus sucks. Yep, for real. So yes,

(08:47):
you can't get it separately.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
But I'm sure it's it's under a certain age you
have to have were you that is, were you living
at home at the time.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I was so yeah that because I've been sure driver, Like,
why would you?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's well, I'm looking at it right now. One of
them AI says, yes, you generally must add your child
to your car insurance policy once they become licensed drivers
living in your household, and then one says children generally
must be eighteen years old to purchase their own car.
Insurance policy.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Yeah, which is that right?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, so that's that's a difference. He finished was eighteen. Yeah,
if you if you're claiming was dependent, if they're at
your house, if they live with you, they're your problem.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
So kick them out do that.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, well that's dumb.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
You should just be able to get them their own
poslic What do I have to do with them driving?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
You're legally responsible, you're so if you arrested, if they're
on an he bike and hit somebody.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Well then I guess my son won't be driving till
he's eighteen. Your answer, We know there's the answer right there. Yeah,
because I've heard from so many people like, man, you
don't know stress until because my son wants to start driving.
You don't know stress until your kids start to drive.
And I go, yeah, I can. I already get like
anxiety just thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah. So especially if you can like roll back on you.
Oh yeah, that tends to be getting in some accidents.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
We did so many dumb things when we were succeeding
to like mega illegal stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh yeah, drinking and driving, vandalism.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Seeing cars on a curve.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
People can I fit in the back seat.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
I used to have an automatic and I would hit
it and reverse super fast, and then put it back
in and then drive, and it'll be like smoking.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Jumping speed bumps. Instead the Wooden Show.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I will get to the birthdays, to the Porno birthday
here in just a moment. I'm sure you saw, because Greg,
you're a big game show fan. I love game shows.
I'm sure Game show News pops up. That's your algorithm, right,
probably so the price is ride. They gave away the
largest amount in a single game in the show's history.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
This popped up.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
This retired veteran won two hundred and forty and fifty
dollars in cash in prizes from the Lions Share game.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
It's been so long since I've seen prices, right, I
don't even know that game.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, I have to look it up.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, but then you have to pay.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Well, I guess if you won cash, you're still paying
the can you get Okay, here's a question, see about
because you were a contestant on the on the prices, right,
I want some things?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, but you won. You didn't win any cash?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, only only after the fact. I got a per
diem for my trip that I won.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Okay, but I'm saying, like if you won straight up cash,
that's part of the prize, and then the other are
these prize is they won. So it was a combination.
Can you take the cash that you want to offset
the taxes that you owe?

Speaker 9 (11:31):
I would think so because they let me when they
when they gave me the form to accept or not
accept things, I was able to itemize because.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I won designer sunglasses. I want a trip to Cleveland.

Speaker 9 (11:41):
And then like like I said, I won that that
per diem for that trip to Cleveland. They set me
the per diem for the trip to Cleveland, even though
I declined the trip to Cleveland. So I think you
can kind of you can pick and choose.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Okay, nice, Yeah, because the the tax liability on two
hundred and forty.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Thousand dollars yea like one hundred grand counting on you right.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Some other news, Bad Bunnies super Bowl halftime show, the
numbers are in generated two thousand complaints to the f.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
C city No over what how do you even know
how to do that in this state?

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Because you didn't like it was sung in Spanish like
the FCC.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
I read that they said it was sexual.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Well there was. Did they not see the Jlo Shakiro one,
the Timberlake and jan Jackson. There were a couple of
guys making out, Greg, you probably caught that.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
A couple of people complained about the Janet Jackson one. Yeah,
a couple bit to be fair, a couple of people
complained about that one too, that got to the f CC.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, but like, what are you complaining about. It's funny.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
They used to post.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'm not sure they do this anymore.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I have to look.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
They used to post what the complaints were so you
can read. You could read the complaints.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
People dressed up as trees public knowledge and see what
I can find them.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Say that because those are all those were always funny,
offensive to trees. Yeah, ABC is accusing the FCC, by
the way, by the way of violating the First Amendment
for investiga the view, which is so stupid.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
What's happening.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, I mean they're they're they're kind of after ABC
just in general. Oh, you know, it's a very politically
charged thing.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
It's it's a kid's channel.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton has a very restricted diet,
Greg because of his ab negative blood.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, I heard you had like a rare health condition,
but I hope he's going to be fine.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
There's a book called Eat Right for your Blood Type,
and it looks like complete garbage, which.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Is where you go and you they take some blood
and then they spin it or whatever, and they're supposed
to give you this list. We know a few people
who have done.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
It, and rich people problems.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
It's certainly a rich people thing because the people I
know who have done it, they're all rich, and they
have a list they have like just right there on
their phone. It's broken down in these different columns. Red
are the ones the foods you're just supposed to avoid.
It all costs based on it's supposed to be based
on your blood type.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Right.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Then there's the yellows, which are somewhat okay, and then
the greens, which are any time. I don't know if
that's a legit thing.

Speaker 9 (14:02):
Or I think they are probably making health clams that
are substantial because people.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Are people are sensitive to different things, like some people
are sensitive to dairy or.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Allergies are real. But is that directly chide to your
blood type?

Speaker 7 (14:14):
I doubt who knows.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Well, as long as you consider what Ai says the
first sentence is eating right, for your blood type is
widely considered to have no scientific basis.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
The right. How Chili Peppers they sold their music catalog, Greg,
did they for three hundred million dollars? Three hundred million.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
That's not a bad deal because that crap gets played everywhere?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Right, Why even buy that catalog?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
There's a movie in the works about the rise of
MTV if you're interested in that.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Sweet Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
And then Billie Eilish speaking of eating different things, as
taking some heat for saying that eating meat is inherently wrong.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
Oh no, and inherently wrong. Yeah, I mean historically inherently
inherently it means.

Speaker 9 (15:00):
Historic just I guess morally she means that the actual
act itself in and of itself is a bad thing
being obviously that you don't you shouldn't want to take
the life of some of the being that's sentient.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yes, I take that. I take that more as moral right.
But then she went on to admit she's immediator.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah. Did you see the guy and Maui.

Speaker 11 (15:19):
The rock?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah? Yeah, hyperbology. So I didn't really see did it?
First of all?

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Did it hit the seal?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
It looks like it looks like it got him right
in the nose, like right before it startled.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yeah, and so they but they picked this guy up
the no I heard locals be his as or some video.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Some video floating around of.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
And the f YI, thanks to the thanks to the
powers of AI, groc has given me the list of
every single complaint about the Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
This may need to be its own segment.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Oh wow, so like.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
The things that were filed, but these are the actual
complaints to the f actual not just like comments that
people made.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
On right, exactly actual text.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
We'll come back to that.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Ye, this is gonna take a while.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, we'll do that in the next segment.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Sorry, Yeah, because dude, the way that they worded them
to because they try to they try to like, you know,
flower them up a little bit to make them sound
even more yeah, more legit, more official.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
The way that people complain about these things.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah, So we'll get to those coming up here in
a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
All right, then it's what you got for us.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Robert Irwin, Steve Irwin's son. You might know Robert Irwin
from Dancing with the Stars and also you know running
his dad's organization with animals. He just recently shared a
story that he almost died by crocodile. Yeah, yeah, about
a fourteen foot crocodile. He said when he was younger

(16:44):
that he tried to jump on the crocodile, like you
know how they do to cover its head, cover its
head and all kinds of stuff. Well, he said that
he did that and then this seven hundred pound crocodile
started going into a death spin and then went on
top of him, and luckily he was he was able
to get out. And then the name of the crocodile
Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
You see videos of people in Florida they call them,
you know, call the guys out to get the gator
out of their pool and stuff, and they start that
like kind of growl hiss thing, no thank you.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
Like I said, I would never be afraid of a
three footer, but fourteen.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Ish my pants.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
But it's for science, yeah, writing it like a like
a rodeo bowl.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, it freaked me out because we'd like to go
to cancuon y. Yeah, be in the water there. I
spent a lot of time in that water and there
were those stories about the saltwater. Crocodiles making their way
from like through the rivers of cancuon down into into
the Gulf of Mexico, like in the waters, like they're
done kind of off, you know where the main hot

(17:52):
the main drag of hotels are. I forgot what they
call hotel row or whatever, the hotel the hotels, hoteleria. Yeah,
but I'm like, man didn't keep me out of the water,
But I thought a lot about it.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I told you when I was water skiing in Cancun
for the first time, there was a crocodile in this
little lagoon that they did the water skiing in. And
I pointed out and I said, you know, there's a
crocodile right there. Oh yeah, that one lives here. I said, well,
how do you deal with that? Just don't fall?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh you're good, Okay, I didn't fall.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
What do you think you have a better chance against
a crocodile or a shark?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Say, shark crocodile. Crocodile just disorient you like so much immediately.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
And they'll eat anything.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
I feel like the shark like they take like those
bites to you just to see what it is like
almost almost a little tester.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Thank you just got to hope that that's not a
fatal bite, right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
But then like a crocodile that will grab you like
you said that death roll and then they drag you.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
They'll drown you to the bottom.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Yeah, you're done. It's a wrap.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, I would say crocodile is the worst encounter.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
But I do enjoy gatlandland.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
You can sit on a cross, yeah, and they'll let
you handle them.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
And there is you know what, here's another rule shady one.
There's the main drag that goes from the Cancoon Airport
right down the coast of you know that of that
hotel zone and down towards like Plato Karmen and stuff.
And about ten miles south of the Cancoon Airport, they're
on the left hand side of the road. There is
one of those big gator places.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
I ain't doing that in Mexico, and apparently you.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Can like feed them and stuff like chicky. Yeah, well,
go to the one.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Be awesome in Florida all the time because it's just fun.
Bort actually turned me onto that place. Oh yeah, yeah,
he's been there, and it is fun because you just like, yeah,
you just feed the gators and they catch them like
a little dolls.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Oh yeah, and the handlers because we went in Costa
Rica and said, well they're like puppies. Don't go right
on that, Gina grad what you got, Well, I got
some hot Sydney Sweeney news.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Keep your hands where you can see him.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
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only fans to help pay for a wedding. So you
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yeah yeah, And then there was like a big thing
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Is that the words the best people?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
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Speaker 12 (20:19):
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and they point out that a lot of the scenes
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she makes it look depressing and absurd and you know,

(20:55):
just done for shock value and that's not how we roll.
And only fans them, and I don't are they usually?
I don't know if we know menace. You're watching it?
Are they using the word only fans?

Speaker 5 (21:03):
They're not.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Oh they are on the show. They're using only fans.
They call it only fans, don't they? I saw the
first two up. It's like a brand partnership.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Sue them for defamation if they're doing things that wouldn't
feel out on their platform.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Gregoria, what you got.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well, there's a rumor and that's all it is is
a rumor that Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Lisa Kudro Phoebe
are kind of beefing. So Jennifer Andison is dating this dude,
Jim Curtis, and apparently reportedly they're planning to get married,
and Jennifer doesn't want Lisa Kudro and her wedding party
because of her self pity narrative that she's had lately,

(21:40):
because Lisa Kudro is kind of making the rounds doing
interviews to talk about the company.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I'm just being honest.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
And recently she has bitched about the writers on Friends
that they were mean. She talked about how they love
Jennifer and Courtney Cox.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
But not her so much because they wanted to bang
those two. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah, she was complaining about the long day the day
they shot the opener of the show Friends. She says
that she was the sixth friend that nobody cared about
her and the rest of the cast was seen as
bigger stars. So it sounds like your friend Gina that
you had to cut out.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah, she's out, and she was always such a downer
and then they were going like, you know, girls, brunches
and stuff, and Gina just couldn't take it and just
pulled the rip cord on this bitch.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh and by the way, she texted a mutual friend
about me like two days ago, saying what she noticed
the that I that I froze her out and she
goes and my friend didn't even respond, which I think
was the right thing to do.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
So in this case, apparently now Jennifer and now I'm
hearing it too. Apparently Jennifer Anderson doesn't want her in
the wedding party.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
The beef, we're not sure about. For the wedding, we're
not exactly.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
People all the time. For your birthdays and your portal birthdays.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
We won't sit. She was like, and you know, all.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Right, Happy birthday to skateboard legend Tony Hawk fifty eight
years old today.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Jason Biggs from the.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
American Pie Movies, The Guy who Humped the Pie. He's
forty eight and lost a lot of weight. Brandmy Mallick
Preddy Mercury in that Queen movie Behoom Me and Rahap
City Mister Robots forty five today. Emilio Stevez from The
Breakfast Club, son of Martin Sheen, brother of Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Sixty four.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Kim Fields twoty from the Facts Age is fifty seven.
Ving Raims from PAULP. Fiction and The Mission Impossible Films
in a sixty seven.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
What he had a big like He had collapsed at
a restaurant recently, right, Oh, I thought something happened to him,
but he died a healthy man.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I Kick Brooks of Brooks and Dunn is seventy one.
Stephen Baldwin, one of the Baldwin brothers, is sixty Let's
see we got Scotti Schwartz. This is the kid who
got his tongue stuck to the Paul on the Christmas
Story Wick. Yeah, fifty eight years old today, and then
your porno birthday today is Gianna Dior and today's birthday girl,

(24:06):
She's had more lips on her than a mic at
a karaoke Baraz seven hundred and forty seven fine films,
including Super Slut Showdown. She was in Bush Inspection volume five,
also catching my pathetic pervert step bro Creeping. She was
in Use My Wife's Throat Volume three. She was in

(24:28):
Gianna Dior bangs her trainer to get a bigger butt.
Also sorry I'm allergic to clothes Volume one. And then
who can forget her unforgettab role and vegetarians.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Oh wow, I wonder what that's about.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Now sounds like something Greg might be into.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Maybe that is Gianna Dior, who's twenty nine years old today.
I met your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a
little look at what's happening around the world of entertainment
here with The Woody.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Show, The Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Today's International Nurses Day.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
We got a lot of nurses and listen to the show.
You gotta have them. You gotta have a pretty strong
stomach to do the job as a nurse.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yeah, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
And you know that's why typically the kind of stuff
that we find funny, I think a lot of nurses
find funny. Yeah, kind of sick and twisted. You know,
you gotta have a sense of humor you have a
job like that. Today's also National Hospital Day. It's National
Limerick Day. Today's National you dig Day.

Speaker 13 (25:26):
You dig it.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
It's National nutty Fudge Day.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
You nut fudge, all right, And today is National tampon Day.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
I came in Saturday morning to the office and I
refilled the tampons up here because it was fully empty.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
People were using my tamps.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Wow, did you go out and buy these tampons? You
take them from a different place.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I know these are the tamp as pearls. Where did
you get the good ones? Again? Yeah, I've stopped, still
working out the same box. That's awesome for folks. Oh
Sea best is creep put in the women's spe I
go in Saturday or Sunday.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
She's also got to check to make sure the batteries
and the cameras. He placed it there. That's so nice
that you see, that's really nice.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
I was invited into the women's bathroom the other day
here actually for a while a female DJ. She wanted
me to check for marijuana.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Cigarette.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
Now she's like marijuana is this? Is this marijuana or not?
And it was just some weird perfumes poop. Yeah, it's
for you.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
It's a today in history. Yeah, it was today. In
eighteen forty seven that pioneer William Clayton invented the modern odometer,
crossing the plains in his covered wagon because he got
tired of counting the revolutions of the rag tied to
a spoke of the wagon wheel to figure out how
many times it had gone around, how many miles he

(26:51):
had traveled. Yeah, so he took it upon himself. There
must be a better way. So, yeah, he invented the
modern o dometer.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Apparently they say modern odometer because maybe there was another.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Well yeah, the rag on the wheel. Well no, in
fact there was. It goes back another two thousand years.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
So basically it was a same same idea, a cog
wheel and it would and every time it went around
it would knock a little pebble off and the pebbles
would fall on a box and then at the end
of the.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Trip you count the pebbles. Interesting.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, all right, So Seabas said he found some of
the complaints. Yes, these are the actual complaints that were
sent to the fcc about Bad Bunny's halftime performance. There
are two thousand, it says, and that's that's where we're
talking about going into the entertainment stuff like Bad Bunny
super Bowl halftime show generated two thousand complaints to the
FCCS and.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
Its first one is from Jackson, Tennessee. It says, NBC
super Bowl Halftime Show. I demand a maximum fine for
the vulgar and sexually suggestive broadcast during family viewing times.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Did they give anything specific?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Nope.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
That's where I went to South Bend, Indiana, and their
complaint says, bad Bunny halftime show, how indecent, spangl rap,
cuss words everywhere, dancer with wet panties, panties, children watching
Comma fine NFL an NBC.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Well, here's my ignorance was their cussing in Spanish.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
Okay, So this is one of the things that's I'm
seeing this come up again and again. It's people are
translating Bad Bunnies song lyrics and they're they're pretty grown grubs,
they're pretty filthy.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Yeah, however, random if you if you do it like
a straight translation, that's like sometimes things are lost in translation.

Speaker 9 (28:27):
So what I did is I asked. I asked again
my good friend Ai Roc. I said, did the actual
Super Bowl version contain these specific lyrics? And Groc says no,
because the NFL is not stupid. They understand that we
need to see what he's saying in Spanish. And they
said they had him clean things up basically do the
radio adit of that with his you know, so like
the stuff he says, which is just like they do.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
With people who sing in English.

Speaker 9 (28:48):
Guys anywhere, they figured that part out.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
They weren't that stupid.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
Now that being said, this one really goes into it.
From Lancaster, California. What pain apparent that NBC executives, acting
in collusion with the NFL and the Democrat Party willfully
conceived cast had brazen lee choreographed, casted, subverted Super Bowl
Sunday halftime show went to a vulglar perverted inflammatory socio
political orgy or oblivious to social responsibility blonded in partisan politics,

(29:18):
et cetera, et cetera. Now I'm also finding this all
these things have not just the halftime show, they have
any any complaint during Super Bowl. This one came from Shawney, Oklahoma.
During the Super Bowl. Right at kickoff, there was an
ad for Scream seven.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Oh. I was glad I was able to I was
able there.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Because that's a mega politically incorrect.

Speaker 9 (29:36):
I I was there to cover my four year old's
eyes because ghost Face gives her nightmares.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
She was upset, and so was I. I mean, I
get like horror movies because that's not a horror.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Because there was a thing on the subway where, oh
my god just stabbed her. Excuse me?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
They them that was for scary movies, Scream seven.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
I thought it was one that was I thought they
were gonna complain about the one that was politically incorrect.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
So, like most of these parts, most of these complaints
go through as someone Okay, this is from a Commerce City, Colorado,
as someone who was a child when Jenny Jackson performed,
I never thought I'd be outraged by a halftime performance.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Those lyrics were and.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
The choreography because there's a lot of shaking the butts
were not appropriate for the children watching. It's highly suggestive
set to normalize the exposure of sexuality to minor children.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Okay, now did I think that for being completely fair?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Visually?

Speaker 5 (30:29):
I thought it looked cool. Didn't understand a word, right.
I understand that Bad Bunny is a big deal, which
is why I can also just deal with the fact
that Bad Bunny is performing on the halftime show. You're
never gonna please everybody. You don't understand necessarily what's going on.
Big deal. The only reason people complained two things. Number One,
you always have the prudes. They will complain every single

(30:49):
time it does it every year, it doesn't matter who
it is or what it is, So that has to
deal with it. But these other big chunk of people
who complained is because everything is political, and they made
this a plit cool thing because it was being performed
in Spanish.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
How about this one, Woody from box Elder, South Dakota.
This guy says, I'm no prude.

Speaker 9 (31:08):
Oh it was, but it was the pautry on live
TV because hostant simulated sex x child trafficking references.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Reality language throughout this travesty of a show like you guys,
it's fine. He's not a prude, he said to himself.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
I'm cool, he's good.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I love.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
It's like how everybody thinks that they're locked into, like
they have to watch the halftime show or.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
He's got the tooth picks in their eyes.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
To somebody on the text, I forget what they said,
but it was like somebody on the text had said
something yesterday on the show about whatever it was, and
I wrote back, I'm like, well, your listening comes with
in and out privileges, like you're not locked in, like
if if it was something about like, oh, this conversation
is boring. But okay, fine, I get that. There's sometimes
you know, I'm listening to something otherwise enjoy.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
And I just punched out not doing it for you.
I'll check that.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Can you do have in and out privileges?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
How about this one?

Speaker 9 (32:02):
This is kind of nice from Cedar Falls, Iowa. There
were no captions for the Super Bowl commercials, which is
extremely inaccessible for the deaf community.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Do better, Yeah, maximum, fine, I demand I demand maximum.

Speaker 14 (32:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
People complain about anything.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
It'd be funny if they had, like the Super Bowl
or the FCC did like their own version of.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
The crossroads or Greg's invator replies.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh my god, yeah, sure so good.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Put Sea Mass in charge of writing everybody than actually
be fun eighty four. Wood send us a text over
to two two nine eight seven. More Woodies Show is next?
More Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Is that.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
And into another new hour here for you this morning.
It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
What Greg?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
There's menace hijins right there. She's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
She sure does well. The dude from California accused of
shooting outside the White House correspondence dinner, He's plead not
guilty in federal court.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
It doesn't matter how many eyewitnesses, doesn't matter how much video,
doesn't matter how much they have.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
It's just that it actually happened.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
It's just prolonged.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
This not guilty exactly. To charge is like attempting to
assassinate a president and assaulting a federal officer. Prosecutors say
he came to DC with tons of weapons, tried to
push through security at the Hilton's manifesto, had a manifesto, was.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
A mine, not mine?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Didn't write out find a handwriting expert. His lawyers are,
this is kind of interesting. His lawyers are trying to
remove two prosecutors from the case because they were at
the dinner and they could potentially be called as witnesses.
So that actually kind of makes sense. Fine, yeah, don't
happen there. You have a mountain of evidence, right, I
think you'll be okay without it.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
And it is the thing that he's pleading not guilty too,
is like I wasn't trying to kill the president or temporary.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I think it's just in any case, it's just I
was there with the guilty and get they all do
it trial and then maybe you have somebody who agrees
with you and says you're not guilty. Yeah, it's just
an automatic go to trial.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Get a lighter sentence. But like, what does the matter?
You're stilling life?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Well, Trump says he wants to try
pausing the federal gas tax since gas prices are just
climbing and climbing things to everything going on in Iran
and more problems with the straight of horror moves. He
said it could give Americans a little relief at the pump,
and also claims that prices will quote drop like a
rock once things calm down. The federal gas tax is

(34:27):
about eighteen cents per gallon. But Trump can't pause this
on his own. Congress has to approve it. But eighteen cents,
that's the thing. Critics say, what's the point, because we
tried this with the Russia Ukraine War but it got
shot down because it didn't really help that much and
it did her funding false chef. Sure, eighteen, but like
on the now, just eighteen.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
When you think about it this way, the national average
is somewhere around four dollars and fifty cents, right, so
twenty cents off of that, Yeah, well that's down. I
understand how the gas works, right, but you can keep
saying it's only eighteen cents.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
No, you're getting a gallon.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
But think about like if somebody said, oh, well it's
going down to four dollars and thirty cents a gallon
or whatever.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
And you'd be like, wow, that's a great price.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, we'd be stoked for a minute. My thing is
like we were so we were so spoiled for so long.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
I want them to take it off because it just
proves that they don't actually need it.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Well, they said that it hurt roads and infrastructures and
stuff like that. That oh the good old days. Yeah,
well a Frontier I think I was in high school.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
I remember when I was in Austin, Texas last year
and I took a picture of a sign and it's
had a dollar eighty nine on the two bucks.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
That's the early nineties.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Well, A Frontier Airline's flight from Denver to Phoenix was
evacuated the other night after Denver International. At Denver International,
rather after a gun magazine was found on board before takeoff.
Passengers were forced off the plane and rescreened while cruise
search for anymore weapons ammunition. Thankfully, nothing else was found.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
So Frontier is the new Spirit. Now the Spirit's gone. Yeah,
Frontier has taken the crown.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Who's gonna bring the chaos?

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Like this is where we're going to have all the
stories from that totally.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Yeah, I mean we did, but like Spirit always took
the shine.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
But yeah they were the champions. Yeah, but you get
up right, yeah Frontier.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Yeah, it'll be Spirit and then no, it'll be a
Frontier and then Allegiant.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Frontiers is the magazine probably belonged to a law enforcement
officer and t SX just missed it during the screening
and to make matters worse. Oh my god, how pissed
would you be? The delay caused the crew to go
over their legal time limit for work, so the plate
the flight got canceled and everyone had to be rebooked
for the next day. That's like absolutely my nightmare. Be like, sorry,

(36:47):
it's just a paperwork thing. Everybody, go find a hotel
and come back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Stupid technicality.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
The twenty twenty six NFL schedule release is already turning
into this huge thing before the full schedules even officially announced.
Leaks are coming out from everywhere with stuff like the
Eagles versus Cowboys on Thanksgiving in Dallas, the Giants opening
the season against Cowboys on Sunday Night Football, and the
Lions playing the Bills in a primetime Week two game.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
I just love that we're talking about it. I'm so
ready for football right now.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
You just love this as part of the college I know.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Yeah, And they do it on purpose. They float that
stuff out there because it gets everybody all geeked up.
The NFL is brilliant at best.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Well.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
The NFL is also adding more international and holiday games
this year, including its first of our game in Australia.
Are there and a new Thanksgiving Eve game on Netflix,
and the full official schedule drops Thursday.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
I made that edict last year that I was not
going to care about anymore. I don't think I can
do it. Really, I think I already care.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I pre care. If you're a fan, you're a fan.
And finally here's some basic bitch news and Sammy Trader
Joe's is about to unleash another tote bag frenzy bitches insulated.
Let's go to get your story then will okay? And
then I have a text to read.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Job's gonna say. You have to read the text from
your mind.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I have it, I have it ready to go. So
this one is insulated, like Sammy says, it's mini. It
drops May twentieth, and people are already preparing for this chaos.
I could vouch for that this summer. Them bags have
six colors, their stripe, they're palm tree graphics, they're everything.
Basically just little tiny cooler bags with zippertops.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
You have lost the right to complain about gas prices.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
No only cost about three ninety nine each, but based
on these previous launches, stores are expecting long lines, bags
selling out like crazy and resale sites selling them for
as much as one thousand dollars. And I know this
is happening because I received this text from my mother.
It goes as follows, Hi, sweetheart, I just want you
to know that I love you more than you would

(38:45):
ever begin to understand.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
And for that deep.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Love, I have requested to take off May twentieth And
you say, well, that's nice. What's going on May twentieth, Well, honey,
that's the day the new mini tote bags come out
of tree. They're early standard line, so I can get
those for you. They are adorable, working the day off.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
A personal day, mental health day.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
VA's mentally healthy, adorable, cute, sweet for this, But that's
very nice. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (39:21):
I don't know. What can she get me one? Well, yes, I.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Always ask her if she's going. They're fine. They just
don't need them.

Speaker 15 (39:29):
Well, that's the thing is that these are. They're kind
of just like little mini like a cooler bag. You
could because they're insulating. You can take it to the pool,
you can take it to the beach, but all of.

Speaker 10 (39:37):
It like a diet coke. No, I'll hold a couple
like a couple of beers or whatever. Some cans in there.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
I gave Morgan one, like what two years ago? Same thing?

Speaker 16 (39:46):
Yeah, I like official Trader Joe's brand, like, just get it.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
They have them at the store. But but is there
any use for this with my puppy dog fit in it? Probably?
But like are their dog snacks?

Speaker 10 (40:06):
Told, god, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I don't know's they're only.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
Four dollars and they serve a purpose.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
That greg a bag is only four dollars, said, if
you take it to the pool, you could fit like
two beers in there, Toddler, two beers.

Speaker 15 (40:26):
Lugging a giant cooler around, but they need to stay cool.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Woody, Oh my god, just the two stick your tonguel,
no Woody show.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
I completely forgot that American Idol was still on, Like.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
I knewise just thinking I knew, I knew it.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
They still did it. But when I say, I haven't
heard one person mentioned it at all, I've not heard
one person. I came in, I'm looking at stuff and
it says, oh h they crowned the winner on the finale.
But I mean, it's like ca it came in. I
realized it was still an active show. I didn't realize

(41:09):
that we were in the middle of the season.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Yeah, that part I didn't know, but I know that
I see the promost for it and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Do Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen anything, not a single thing.
Usually you know, years past year, and it was such
a thing here and there. It's like Survivor. I ran
into the first person in forever who still watches Survivor.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I was asking that question.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yeah, season eight.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
I mean it's it's still on the.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Same way with the voice. Like the only time I
hear about news about it is when they have a
new judge.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
But I feel like I hear more about the voice
still every once in a while.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
But like Survivor, about the singers though, like America's Got Talent, the.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
W NBA season another ones like oh we're in the playoffs,
like the season was happening, but it started. I guess
it's just starting now because all the Angel Reese videos
are back.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Of the singing shows that you hear the most about
the voice, then the masked singer.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
I forgot about that singer. Yeah, is it a spoiler
if I tell everybody who won?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Nah, we're good.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
I know it's a woman, that's all I know.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
I don't know anything.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
It is a woman.

Speaker 15 (42:07):
We'll leave with that, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I think if you know, yeah, had it come down
to a man and a woman? Now you know, yeah
it was the woman.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
And if you knew that American Idom was on the
air and if they had the finale last night, then
gay yeah I was expected. I'm obsessed.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I'm obsessed with I'm obsessed with those videos.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
She is the one that found this guy. Oh man,
it's so funny. I know, I know Greg thinks it's
funny too, definitely.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
But if Greg thinks it's funny, we're left it's funny.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
No, no, but like it's just look, that's what I go.
I kind of feel like it's back in a way,
like we're like, that's gay. Yeah, nobody and nobody means anything,
you know, homophobic.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
By it doesn't mean homosexual.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
But sometimes I literally mean that's gay.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Yeah, Sometimes I mean yeah yeah. So there's the guy,
the reliant fitness guy's names Brad Dunn. He's been popping
up a lot. I see uh, I see hiss. This
is the latest one that he had to see. If
you agree with any of these.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Greg, what's up, let's get into it.

Speaker 14 (43:15):
If you drive around one hundred thousand dollars rig and
all you haul is your fat ass gay.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, like those guys have a big pickup truck with
it lifted.

Speaker 14 (43:25):
Common using terms like mid, based, optimal, and maxing.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Gay.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
I don't think mid, but the other ones ye, maxim.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I think it depends on your age too. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (43:39):
Taking your sweet ass time in a crosswalk when someone's
waiting to make a right hand turn gay. One guy who.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Always asked to borrow your tools?

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Gay, Yeah, don't you have your own tools?

Speaker 14 (43:52):
Man in cale ply toilet paper gay, bub my tea Gay,
you're literally paying to put balls in your.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Mouth that way.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Yeah. I've seen a lot of dudes with Boba te's
and like, there's no cool way to eat a banana.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
There's no cool.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
There's no way to look cool drinking as a dude
drinking bolt take.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, yeah you do that in private. I'll never understand
the desire for boba.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Never, it's so good drink.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
I understand for children like my daughter and her friends.
She's fourteen. Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 14 (44:23):
Wearing a fanny pack without a weapon in it.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Gay without a weapon that alright?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, dude, you carry chapstick? Gay? All right. I know
a couple of those guys. I'm one of them addicted.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
My one friend Alex Man, that guy's always got the
chapsick constantly.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
I used to wear it around my neck. Yeah issue
for about four years, like you know how like a
lanyard is around you and I had a little cap
and you put your chaps It was chapstick brand Cherry flavor,
and I was physically addicted. I was putting it on.
I don't know once everything.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
I'm sorry to have memories now when we first started
working with Greg that he would put it on constantly.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Well, people have that same addiction with hand sanitizer. Yeah,
I was instantly with a hand sanitizer.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
If I forgot to bring it with me to work day,
really couldn't even function, all right.

Speaker 13 (45:21):
Window tint tickets, Gay.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Window tint tickets, getting like when the cops like the
rock just got one?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Okay, you know, getting a ticket for the tin if.

Speaker 14 (45:30):
You've called nine one one for anything other than a
medical emergency, gay.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yes, yes, loves calling nine one one. A lot of
you guys seem to like calling the cops and narking
out people.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
I've only called nine one one for that dead body.
I found that.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
That's fair.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
It's called once in my life.

Speaker 14 (45:50):
If you're one of those must be nice guys gay
hating avocados gay?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
All right, well I'm getting on that one.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, you hate them? Yeah? Oh remember when we realized
or somebody said online that avocados tastes like clean penis.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Oh yeah, I'm not sure I will have if avocado
is in a piece of sushi, I eat it.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
You know, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
It's it's the quacamole, really really yeah, and also like
big slices of avocado, like on a burger.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I thought your problem was guacamole is a problem?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Guacamole?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
No?

Speaker 9 (46:24):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (46:24):
At a rod Tistrie chicken sandwich with a slice of
alocado on top last night, so freaking good.

Speaker 14 (46:29):
Being obsessed with Tom Brady gay soul patches gay, you're
chinking drinking white claws gay. Every single Trader Joe's parking
lot gay.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Specifically, that's a that's an actually legit question. Is there
something in like the you know whatever, the policy of
Trader Joe. Yeah, like, do they always select places that
have terrible parking lots any spots.

Speaker 15 (46:58):
Because their stores aren't enough to accommodate more people, so
they need to keep the parking lots small so the
stores don't get overrun because the stores themselves are small.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Okay, but there's plenty of okay, shopping centers, right, there's
plenty of smaller stores, but the parking lot is huge.
You can't put a Trader Joe's in one of those
shopping centers where okay, your footprint, your square footage of
the store is whatever you.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Would have, but the parking lot is well.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
The other reason is normal parking lot.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
They're usually in.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
The middle of like big cities instead of like out
where like a super target would be, and there's just
no space. But it's for real, it's not a theory.
It's not conspiracy theory.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Are everywhere certain Trader Joe's I will avoid because of their.

Speaker 10 (47:38):
Parts, But it is done on purpose. They've said that
it is.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
This is a great location, you know, but the parking
lots just too convenient. So we want to make an
annoying and we're going to try to find somewhere else.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
There's one I know of in Granada Hills that has
a massive parking lot.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Let's see how about this Five things that a grown
man could do.

Speaker 17 (47:58):
That's way more gay than sucking other man's vaping.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
What are you twelve.

Speaker 17 (48:03):
Crust off your pep and ja Sammy's get a pack
of reds like an adult.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Pussy shots fired, Greg, Yeah, I'm apologetic both.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
So Yeah, it's called being an addict.

Speaker 17 (48:17):
Having a favorite drink at Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Could you imagine your dad walking in going Yo.

Speaker 17 (48:22):
Take a machiatta with frosting, he takes a sip, he
gets that on his nose.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Pussy percent. I can't imagine my dad knowing any drink
at Starbucks with frost.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I can't imagine that. No way, it's coffee. Driving the speedlam.

Speaker 17 (48:41):
As a grown man, you should have places to be
if you're out on the goddamn road, Are you seriously
gonna let a sign tell you how fast you should
be driving?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Pussy? Yeah, this guy is one man.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Sometimes I wonder, like, are you just out for like
a casual, relaxing drive.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, just to see what's going on in the neighborhood.

Speaker 17 (49:02):
Not returning your shopping cart I have said this a
million times, But not returning your shopping car cruise and
not only are you worthless and a piece of it
proves that you're not a contributing member to society.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
You're a loser, dude. Put back where you got it. Mom,
you don't work.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Here's the way. I'm out of time.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Thank you. We've heard that one. Nice.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Is he purposely listening to some song in the background.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Yeah, I tried to cut as much of it out
like I used am I A. I tried to Uh,
I tried. I tried to drop it because the song
was super loud in his video.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
That's what you got it down to.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Yeah, okay, yeah, see now that's a good use of
AI right there. Yeah, you can pop that clip in
AI and you can reduce some of these videos.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Man.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Yeah, so loud music, so even hear what the hell
you're saying because the mix on your phone sounds different
than actually like other speakers.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Have the music too loud in your video?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah? Yeah, he show so.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
The people over at Dodge announced Davidsuld to recall on
a bunch of the RAM twenty five hundred pickup trucks. Apparently,
some of the trucks are too fast.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
For the tires that they came with powerful too fast.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
According to the notice, the tires of the truck have
a top speed of one hundred and six miles an hour,
but the trucks that they were put on have the
ability to drive much faster than that, and the truck
goes too fast to the tires you know, yeah, get damaged
and could lead to an accent. The good news is
that no accents so far have been reported, so it's
a preemptive, preemptive thing. What's the big thing with trucks now, like, who's.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
What do you mean right?

Speaker 5 (50:50):
What's the cool truck truck? What's the hot truck right now?
I know there was always the traditional battle between Ford
and Dodge, Ford and Chevy.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
Yeah, I always wanted the Ford F one fifty. Then
I don't know what the hot truck is.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Then the whole hemmy thing came into the advertising picture.

Speaker 10 (51:07):
At Silverado for a while too.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
I remember that being yeah, oh, you.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Know who we should let me get Let me a
dumbass Tyler. Yeah, the expert, he's the he's the guy,
a truck guy. He's the truck guy. It's how he
got his nickname, dumbass Tyler. He got himself into a crazy,
well at the time, a crazy expensive lease, just to
get a truck. He doesn't really do truck stuff. But
he got the truck anyway.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
And he has five brothers, they might have trucks.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Yeah, what's the what's the cool truck right now?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (51:33):
If I had to guess, it's probably still.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Yes, you're supposed to be the authority on this, dude.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I haven't driven a truck since I got rid of
that one like six years ago.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
So but if I had to say, yeah, probably the
F one fifty.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Still the same thing.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
The classic.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
It's a classic.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
You can't go wrong with it. Three fifty anything else? Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
The best selling right now is F one fifty. But
what's cool Lightning?

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Probably that then if that's the number one.

Speaker 10 (51:59):
Yeah, But the Raptor is cool. That's what I hear
a lot about it. The cool is.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
The talk among the chicks. The guy's got one of those.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
My man has a Raptor Toyota Tacoma. It's top selling.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Well, and then they list the twenty twenty six Ram
fifteen hundred tungsten because that's the top design leader. It
looks the coolest, and then the Rivian.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
I think they're cool, like I would see, here's the thing.
I think trucks like pickup trucks and stuff are cool,
Like I would like to have one, Like I think
it'd be cool. I would drive one. I would totally
drive on the same way. I don't think I could
pull off a bald shaved head, you know, if you
have to have the right head for it. Well, no, no,
it's not part of I'm saying, like the same way
that you have to have the right head to pull

(52:42):
off the shaved head. I wouldn't look right driving a
pickup truck. Pickup just dork. Yeah, in a pickup. I
don't do pick up. I don't do.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Pickup truck stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Right.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
It's like wearing car hard not doing car hard stuff.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Yeah, it's like clothing. You see something that is really awesome.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
But I can't, Like I could wear steel toad boots.
I could.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Why what I'm not doing steel toad stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Beam isn't going to land on your foot?

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Yeah, no way, Yeah, I just I mean they look cool.
Like my dad, he drives a truck. He's got like
in that world. Oh yeah, but he does like, you know,
truck stuff. He's on horses and horse trailers and you know,
bales of you know, hay and straw and things like that.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
And even living a you know, normal, boring suburban life.
Trucks are the most handy vehicle to have. Every house
should have one, it should.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
I think you need something that has more capacity than
just a sedan. Yes, So, whether that's an suv or
it's every.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Once in a blue moon, you're buying something that's just
too big for a car. You need a truck.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Yeah, I like it when you go to a place.
When I lived in Oregon, people would call anything that
wasn't a car, like a sedan, a truck. So like, oh,
my truck is like, it's a suv.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Yeah, that's an edition.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
That's kind of like how in you know, Alabama, it
doesn't matter what the soft drink get. Everything's a coke, right,
But they called also big you know, uh in Oregon,
it's a rig. They'll say my rig. Yeah, it's also
an suv.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yeah, I'm like, what my rig? My rig would be
sedan as well?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Or just no, no, no, it's just just just a truck.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
At least that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Yeah, well, ram truck recall because just too fast.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
The other piece of truck news, if you got yourself
a lifted truck. They're warning people because gas thieves are
targeting you because it's easier to drill into the tank
because it's already it's already lifted up.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
Yeah, that's where we're at.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
This is so like mad Max. So yeah, bandits yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
This one guy said the gas heisters hit his truck
last week. He was one of three people in his
neighborhood on the same night. Yeah, ten vehicles in his
neighborhood already had been hit, and they said the repair
is right around between fifteen hundred and two thousand dollars.
That must be such an not to mention if they
take all the gas out of the tank. I mean,
you know there's another seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
Good God, but like steal gas and like I don't know,
and then put it back into another vehicle. That must
be such a pain.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Totally.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
You've gotta siphon it your mouth that I told you.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
What I would a TV station. I try to siphon
out the gas out of the the the TV station vehicle.
I couldn't get it out.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I always wondered if I kind of always wanted to
try it though.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Like the with the hose out. Yeah, yeah, it get going.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
I've done siphoning and let me tell you what happened
when I was at that boarding school. You had to
split up all these different responsibilities around the school, and
so like you wanted one of these, like because every day,
uh they would call it morning show. Actually go find
go figure and morning show is basically clean the campus.
So it was vacuumting all the floors and all the
buildings and wiping down all the stuff and dusting and

(56:04):
all that kind of crap. On Saturday, it would be
a more in depth one. And that's when one of
the responsibilities and this is one.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
That you wanted.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Either on trash, which was great. Trash was awesome. Why
Why Because all it was was like just taking the
bags down to the big dumpster and we'd throw them
from like halfway down a hill into the big giant
you know. That was that was more fun than running
in a vacuum you know, or dusting you know. And
the other one that everybody wanted because it was chill
and you can make that last the entire time was

(56:34):
cleaning the fish tank that was in the kind of
like the living room there. So I got a sign
that and the way you had to clean it was
you had to get the water down in the aquarium.
So there was a they had a siphon hose, and
so I had never done this before, and I'm like, well,
what are you supposed to do? And they were telling me,
I go all right, because it had kind of like

(56:55):
a bigger like a penis pumplkin kind of end and
then and then a little plastic too, like a beer
boon kind of thing, but instead of a big funnel
on one, and it was kind of like like the
thing that you put over your penis for a penis
punk right, like a cylinder, like a cylinder kind of thing.
And then you put that in the tank and you
and then the water it would create so you could
you could drain the tank easier. Dude. The tank water

(57:18):
got in my mouth so bad the first time I
did it. It was it was do the fish stay.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
In and that you just yeah, lower, Yeah, it is lower,
and that way you can scrub the side or get
all the green stuff all the side. That seems like
that would be the worst, Troy. No, it was great, man,
it was great.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
That's the one you really wanted because you like, again,
you could you could stretch it the entire time, va.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
The entire time. Then that sucks.

Speaker 7 (57:45):
Then you also have to clean the rest of the
tank and stuff. The only reason I know a lot
about it is because my dad was really in a
fish tank for like twenty years. Yeah, so much so
that he would buy so many because when you buy fish,
you're not supposed to buy like a large amount at
the same time because they have to kind of get along,
you know. My dad would go to the store and
they're like, sir, we can't sell you any more fish,
and then so you cut off and he goes all right,

(58:06):
and then we would get in the car and we'd
go across town to the other fish store and buy
more fish.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Sopping he's fish shopping.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Yeah, and that place never cut him off well because
they didn't know about each other.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
It's like a crackhead like doctor shopping.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
And then so and then you put them in the
bags on top of the fish tank and then kind
of get used to each other and stuff.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Helped my buddy move recently. He had a huge fish
tank that he had the siphon tank. Water got in
his mouth as well. It was hilarious and go down.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
It was not to be hyperbolic, but when they siphon
gas and movies, and they do the hose and then
they get them in their mouth and spit it out.
It seems to me like that could kill you.

Speaker 7 (58:46):
You ingest it?

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah, yeah, that tank water was not good.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
What would you rather have by accident, the tank water
or the gasoline?

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Tank water and gasoline?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Yeah, but it happens, said it happened.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Oh, I know, But I like tank water. I feel
like I can survive. It's pretty much like lake gasoline.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
At least the word water is in it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
No, dog my kid got My daughter got a fish
from a kid's birthday party a year and a half ago.
It's still a lot, and you save those instead of
getting gift bags party bags they gave all these kids,
and so my wife and I we were out of
town when she was at this party, and it was
the babysitter who allowed it.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
No, that's two thumbs down as a gift bag.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Is it a goldfish or like a beita fish?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
What is it? Yeah, it's a little while, I'm assuming
it's goldfish.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
It's like those things can.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Last four every Can you imagine as a parent giving
out pets to the children at the party.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
I thought fish were only supposed to live like two weeks.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
I had goldfish and I think they lived probably like
five years.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
See I know goldfish.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
AI says, with proper care, they can live ten to
fifteen years.

Speaker 9 (59:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
While my brother he had a fish that he got
from the fair and my parents have this thing way
after he left the house, and it grew pretty big
and it did last I don't know, not not fifteen years,
but it was probably closer to ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Well, like they say, they'll grow to the size that
you want to feed up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
And I knew that it happened every once in a
while something like that because my brother's fish. But I
thought the average was like two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
I guess if you don't care about.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
It, maybe you're thinking of the retention span as like
three seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
Unless you're like my dabbery and you buy like fifteen
out of the right then they kill each other eight.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
When you get gas in your mouth, it burns almost
like an acid burn. Yeah, no, thanks more what he
shows next away.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
It's not like Thrilling for Me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Is a show.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I just remember we were talking about sea Basses text band.
Oh yeah yeah, and again just to just to recap,
he was sending like unnecessary replies to people who weren't
even being like douchey.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
There is a normal text question and requests.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Or which is I mean, that's quite frankly, it just
it's just bad customer service.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeah, Like so many people would reply back like my
bad didn't mean.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Yeah yeah, And it's not like anybody's offended or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
It's not what it was about.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
It's just about, you know, the people who are down
and cool with the show and whatever. We're gonna be
down and cool with those people. The people who are
douchey and you know, just hateless thing it or whatever,
you could say whatever you want to them. We've had
a number of conversations. It wasn't a one off thing,
and so we decided to give a Sea Bass a
little time out from the text while we discuss uh,

(01:01:42):
while we discussed an action plan moving forward with how
we're going to respond to people who are just being
nice and participating in the show the way we've asked
them to. Now, what I found really funny. So when
we talked about it yesterday, there was the response to
the initial banning conversation that I read. Remember the guy

(01:02:03):
that was like, you know, really uh standing for for
Sea Mass, Yes, and I read it. Remember his terrible
verbiage and everything else. I read it word for word. Well,
they replied to the video that Vaughn posted yesterday as
we were discussing it. I've already said a message addressing
this to the Woody Show, and you all ignore it.

(01:02:25):
We read your message, all the messages, we read yours,
and this is what I'm talking about. Like, dude, the
public has lost their mind for the most part. And
if you're not one of those people, you know exactly
what I'm talking about. And if you're going what that,
you're the problem because people have gone insane.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
They really have.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Sea Mass is the backbone of the show, and I
really hope he takes his entertainment elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Dude, we don't this has gotten.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Remember we've talked about there's there's a weird energy in
the world of late and I know a lot of
people are on it, and so I'm kind of chalking
it up to some of that stuff, you know, like, uh,
high cost of living and things. Things are stressful, and
that's fine. I guess if you know, like it's fine,
we're not you could say whatever whatever you need to. Yeah,

(01:03:16):
but I just I just find it interesting. I just
find it interesting that people will get so crazy on
something so unimportant.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
And when it's not even based in reality. He said,
you're ignoring him that well, and it's and his emotional
he didn't hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Yeah, but the period, Yeah, okay, so you're not listening
at all times. I do understand that. But like we
didn't ignore it, we read it word for word. But
the the other part, just in general, like when you
see things that are happening in the way that people
comment and we're defending, like you're you're fine with Sea

(01:03:54):
Bass making rude comments to people who didn't say anything or.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Didn't do anything rude.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
But in this particular case, I'm the bad guy because
I'm you know, saying, hey, let's be nice to the
listeners who are nice.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
I'm the bad guy. You're speaking for the people.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I'm okay with being the bad guy. Just it's just
more of like an observation of it's a weird energy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
It's not even that you're the how do I phrase this,
Not that you're the bad guy, but it's it's just
the right history or whatever they like.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
If you just if you read through all the comments,
the comments and stuff like you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Know, free seedbacks.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
Make you posted what what he's in a hall. It's like, again,
I'm fine.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Like I've said it before, you are free to call
me or say anything you want about me, as long
as it's based on something I've said or I've done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
So I have.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I was the one that banned Sea Bass, gave m
time out because we've had this conversation about you know,
being unnecessarily rude to people who are not not worthy
of a rude response, and so I did that. So
if that makes me whatever it is and you're that's fine.
The same way if you want to call me a
racist or a homophobe or whatever, that's fine based on
something I've actually done or said, and that's how you've interpreted.

(01:05:07):
I am a thousand percent fine with that. I just
think it's interesting that you know, you come down on
the side of, hey, let's be nice to the listeners
who are listening to the show and not just save
it for the people who are dicks.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
I'm not saying don't be ever, don't ever say anything
to anybody you can't unload on on the actual Jack
on the Crossroads type people or Greg's Inmatury replies to
text messages. I guess it's just more of like a
call out a wellness check for society. I just I
just I see a lot of that kind of stuff

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and I'm wondering, what's going on.

Speaker 7 (01:05:44):
Well, you got to join fun, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
If everybody is in favor, if everybody's in favor of
reinstating Sea Bass, if this is what the listeners are there,
we can handle it. We're not pussies like nobody said.
Nobody said you're pussies. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
I had nothing to do with nobody said the audience.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Nothing with the insensitivity training for a particlarly correct where
it's just like hey, man, like you know, like just
I don't even know about that. I don't I don't
know the right word. Yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 16 (01:06:14):
It's like answering the phones. I don't want to be
a on the phone because I'm representing a show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Yeah, if you just answer the phone? What what?

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
What the f do you want?

Speaker 16 (01:06:23):
That comes off as we are all mean.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
I would have a conversation with Morgan like hey, can
we not answer the phones with you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
And everybody, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
What do you want if everyone else getting dogged by
Sea Bass and Sea Bass put your name on it. Yeah,
that's all simple. Yeah, that's all. You could say whatever
you want if you own it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
Yeah, that's the solution to all of it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
But he can't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
Yeah, that was my number one thing to sign it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Yeah, so I'm fine.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
I don't care what he says.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
He and we we blocked him because he wasn't here.
I didn't know where the hell he was to have
the conversation. We were like, hey, bring him in. I
want to talk about this because he's always picking these
fights and he does and you know, uh, he made
the point in his argument yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Where is he right now? For example, But.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
He made the points like no, a lot of times
I am responding with it, and he does, and that's fine,
that's all good. Just don't pick unnecessary fights.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
And it's generally like some sort of scientific debate that
he'll go back and forth for hours with somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
Or you know, just just something you know, ridiculous and unnecessary.
And we're just trying to have you know, a nice
We're trying to have a nice relationship with the people
who are nice and who are cool and supportive of
the show's all.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
But apparently being nice to people who are nice means
you're a pussy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
But it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Just goes back to my question about just kind of
the weird, just the just the weird energy, and how
do you overcome that?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
How do we how do we change that?

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Not I mean not us, but I'm saying, as a
as a people, as a society, how do we change
some of that? Because if the answer is not being
nice or not trying to be nice to each other
and just allowing everybody to unload on people who aren't
asking for it, what's the answer.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
I'm going to work this theory. It started maybe when
remember when the shoplifting was so out of control and
a lot of people instead of being angry at the shoplifters, ah,
these companies can afford it. Right, Why exactly again, wrong
side of history? Why are you coming down on the
wrong side?

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
I think that's a big part of it. I also
think it's just commenting to people, to anonymous, faceless strangers online.
It's just like I could say anything, it doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
That's that's a good point too. There is a I
want to say, it's Greece as a country that they
are trying to pass something that makes it illegal, like
you can't be anonymous on social media, online or social media.
Like if you're going to say something, yeah, own it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Yeah I like that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Yeah, that's been a big topic for quite.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
A while now, Yeah, I like that. That seems that
seems fair.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Yeah, why not own it?

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Yeah, if you have something to say, you know, I
own it. Because there are a lot of people who
are just trolling.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, but they'll say, but I might get fired for
my job. Well, then maybe take that into consideration. Yeah,
you have to.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Did you thing about the other thing the FCC is
looking at doing now, the other thing being not being
able to be anonymous on social that's that's grease. The
FCC is here and they're looking to put an end
to intrusive robo calls. So that's how they're framing it. Okay,
that for decades, but none of it. Here's here's one

(01:09:35):
thing that they're doing. It's a it's a set of
new know your Customer rules. And this went up for
a vote at the end of April. And now, if
this whole thing ends up coming to fruition, the rules
could put an end to the burner phones as we
know it, So customers would be required to provide a

(01:09:56):
government I D, full legal name, and an existing phone
number to get a burner phone.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Damn it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Yeah, so privacy groups don't like that. They're not fans,
saying that the result would be identify the identity verification
covering one of the last semi anonymous communication tools available
to ordinary Americans.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
Are already know work around on that, Yeah, I mean,
because there's a lot of trolling. We'll get trolling text
and it's from Sea Bass. And then also like online
phone numbers that you can get, oh yeah, like Google Voice, right, well,
Google Voice, and but then there's also just like straight
up online phone number websites that you can use for

(01:10:41):
text messaging.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
That's how you're using you for scams like people show
Bank of America with the number that is Bank of
America's phone number, and you can get that show up
on someone's caller ID.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Yeah, or those damn robo calls that where they just
change a couple numbers, so you block one and then
another one comes in because they changed a couple number, right,
saying it could be it could be anything.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Yeah, there's always a way that like brand right there.
That's for like the hood, for like people buying stuff
at yeah, for people buying phones at licquer stores.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Well you can, you can hit us up. I assure
you that we get your texts.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
You can send the text over to two to nine
eight seven, you can call in eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie is a shoe.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
So Gina is getting her dog finally.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
I feel like she's had it for a like wrapping
up there. Oh, I know you don't. You don't want
to see my Amazon card.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Before before we get to all that. So over in Germany,
there's this new thing popping up for people who insist
on bringing their pets with them to the grocery store. Okay,
they've introduced it's a it's a safe pet parking pad
and it's and it looked like those those Amazon lockers.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Really yeah, so like you leave your pet in one
of these things that kind of brilliant side the store
because it's like a little creep.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
Shouldn't be bringing your stupid dog into the store. And
I agree, I love my dog, but I'm not bringing
her into store unless it's pet smart.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Those look like pet Co when they have the little
kittens for it makes.

Speaker 10 (01:12:13):
Me nervous, like someone might steal my dog as she's
so cute.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Don't have your access code.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
They're temperature controlled kennel spaces all right. The store entrance
it's ventilated. They're like a hygienic it's fitted with transparent panels,
so like they can see in and out. It's not
like they're in a you know. It's yeah. So the
owners they're able to access the kennels through an app
on their phone. They're given a code that ensures that
they're the only ones allowed to unlock the kennel that

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the dog is in. And uh, social media so far
has been cool with it. I thought social media would
come down and be like this is this is great.
I think it's better than leaving the dog in the
car where people leave the windows up and leaving the
hot car or something.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
We're letting them crap all over a grocery store.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Well, I don't really see them as crapping. I just
don't think it's it's an inappropriate place.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
But why bring your dog to the store with you
just to put it in a kenne Wouldn't your dog
be better off just staying home?

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Maybe you're out, you know, walk in the neighborhood and
you decide to pop into the store to pick up
a gallon of milk. Yeah, something I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
I see no wrong with this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
I've never been in.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
A situation where I'm like, man, I really need to
go through the store right now. I got the dog,
have to have the dog. I think it's just people
that just they bring their dog everywhere.

Speaker 15 (01:13:25):
Yeah, it's going to be tempting situations though, where I
just have my dog with me and then I need
to bring her in. I mean, if I'm traveling somewhere,
bag she's in a bag.

Speaker 10 (01:13:33):
Yeah, she's little, she's portable.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
If you're traveling somewhere. What finish that thought?

Speaker 15 (01:13:37):
Like, if I'm going somewhere for the weekend and then
I'm driving somewhere far and I have her in the
car with me, and then I need to stop and
go somewhere, get something or do something.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
She's with me.

Speaker 10 (01:13:45):
I have to take her.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
But you wouldn't just leave her in the car crack
the window.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Never.

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
I don't because what if it's hot or somebody steals her? No,
not even gas station for like thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Nope.

Speaker 7 (01:13:57):
Wow, I know her dog's like three pounds bring her.

Speaker 18 (01:14:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
The point is not that it's it's just easy to bring.
Like it's the whole point of restaurants. There's certain places, restaurants,
grocery stores.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
Yeah, I'll never do that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Yeah, I've left my dog in the car for I
don't know, three minutes at a time, depending on the weather.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Never on a hot day.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Now, let's discuss Gina and this quote dog quote that
she's getting this this her new cat, new bunny.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Yeah, yeah, by her.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
New cat that identifies as a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Yeah, all right, it's de Tulier. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Okay, First of all, the name right right, it's not
a real name of a dog, right, Cotton, What did
you determine what's the what's the minimum weight for an animal.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
To be considered a dog?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I'm saying I would personally pounds.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Yeah, I want to know if this is yours. It
was left on the printer. Tyler brought it in. Tyler
brought it in thinking that it was something that I
printed out, the ten week puppy daily routine chart.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Is this yours?

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Okay, I printed. I thought it didn't print.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Oh it printed. It printed like four times.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
What's wrong with it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Okay, dude, it's a dog, and she's treating this thing
as if it's an infant.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Like a person researched.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Okay, so you want to hear what this calls for.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
I'm wondering if it includes what Gina has said that
made it the most Like she's having a baby, no dog. Yeah,
I might have to put it down for a nap.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
So I told you that my my sister did when
she had her first dog, before she had kids. She
was practicing with this dog and like, oh well, Oscar
is napping. It got to be quite like it's a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
They said that when they're that little, you have to
put in a quiet room and perhaps put on a
white north Here's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
I just want to I want to stand in for
the record. I want to stay it for the record.
I I do love dogs. I love my dog. I
was suicide packed with my dog.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
I love there. They're sweet and everything else.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
They're miracles.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
But like, let's keep it like under keep some perspective here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Can I just say one thing before this starts. When
I'm into anything, I go all in, like I want
to know everything, how to do it like that, whatever,
you're about to read. I will admit it's going up
on the fridge.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
So whatever I'm about to read, you know exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
I know, but I'm saying for everyone else, this is
going to be like, Okay, here's what it says.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
Okay, and of this document ten week puppy daily routine chart,
this is humiliating than it's going to be her entire personality. Kay,
let's start with morning sixty five. Oh yeah, it's a schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
It's a schedule. That's sad.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Okay, babe, let's hear it's a dog.

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
It's a puppy dog.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
All right, here we go, six forty five, Wake and potty,
Like you're gonna wake the dog up?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Well it's time to get up. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
I think you're supposed to counter at seven am.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
That's why they say let sleeping dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
Lie seven to twenty, potty seven thirty to eight fifteen,
play slash training eight fifteen to ten am. Nap number
one nap.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
They're sleep like twenty hours a day.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
But let the dog be just like it's gonna nap,
but a nap, like if it's gonna be awake, let
it be awake.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
That's away who's even doing this?

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
She's okay, mid mid morning, We're at ten am potty,
ten fifteen to eleven play slash training, eleven am potty
and wind down and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Wind is the dog?

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
Yeah, eleven to twelve thirty nap number two. Now we're
to afternoon twelve thirty Wake and potty, one PM lunch,
one twenty potty, one thirty two fifteen play slash enrichment
in Richmond.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
What do you think that could be? Two fifteen to
three fifteen NAP number three.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Maybe in Richmond is meeting other dolls?

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Three fifteen Wake and potty, three thirty potty three forty
five to five pm calm play and bonding.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Oh, is it still getting time for itself? Five?

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Five pm NAP number four short nap. Now we're into
the evening.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
You guys got to eat.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Yeah, five thirty Wake and potty, six thirty dinner, six
fifty potty, seven to eight pm light play in training,
eight to nine pm. NAP number five, nine pm, Wake
and potty. Nine pm to ten fifteen calm time, snuggles,
chew toys, snuggles, night routine ten forty five to eleven

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PM five an old potty. Later you supposed to be
eleven pm. Crate for sleep overnight, three thirty am, potty break,
no play, dark quiet, back to create immediately.

Speaker 7 (01:19:12):
Does anybody work six.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
And start day again? This makes me want to put
a gun in my nose.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Look, I asked, Ai, what do you How do you
know when to do anything? I don't know. I'm happy
to say I don't know, so a I said, would
you like a schedule? I said, that sounds cool?

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
You know what this says the the humans who are
having human babies and they get baby wipe warmers and
all these other things that are unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
You don't need.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
This is so extra and over the top.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
I mean, I've puppy. I've only had dogs. I've never
had a puppy. Do they pee every four minutes a lot?

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
I mean the bladders are like a teaspoon.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Well, like this one was basically a list of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Things two months old, and you got years later, right, huh?
You didn't get yours until how many months?

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Let's see. I don't think it was that long. I'd
have to look.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
But this is a brand new off the lot puppy.
I'm just trying to do it right, guys. Sorry Gina,
is this the.

Speaker 10 (01:20:17):
Most organized you've ever been in your life?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Well, that's the thing. Like I said, when I'm really
into something, I go hard on it. So I'm just trying.
And I know I'm the only one that's in the
house that's going to follow this. That's why I'm hoping
that putting it on the fridge will help.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Yes, on a scale of one to ten. I know
how much you love rating things on a scale of
one to ten. What do you give the ten week
puppy daily Routine chart?

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Like?

Speaker 16 (01:20:39):
Rating it in terms of liking it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
One, it's super lame.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Okay, it's really.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Cool, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:20:46):
I do what you gotta do.

Speaker 16 (01:20:48):
I love that you care, but it's just sad. I'm
gonna go like three point five.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Sorry, just because, sorry to disappoint you.

Speaker 16 (01:20:56):
I don't I don't know, and then the in parentheses
sure nap, long nap.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Yeah, I didn't write that A I said, would you
like a schedule? I said yes?

Speaker 16 (01:21:06):
And your husband and your kid are going to be
okay with following this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Well, I mean, or they can clean up pee all
over the house. I don't know. I'm just trying to
do whatever you're supposed to do. I don't know. I've
never done this before.

Speaker 16 (01:21:16):
It's supposed to be fun, like just get a dog
and be done with it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
But when it's it's it's ten weeks, not even ten
weeks old. What are supposed to do? I applaud the right,
the effort, and I mean it, but I do it's much.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
It's a little much, do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Okay? The question is who thinks I'm going to follow
this and for how long? Because I have big plans
right now that this is the way life is. But
I even I don't know if I can keep up
with this.

Speaker 16 (01:21:44):
I give it a month, give it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
That's a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Back to my original question about puppies, do they pee
like on the floor and then five minutes later the
peeing again? And then because this whole list was potty.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Yeah, you got to take him outside the bunch. So
then the minute you start seeing them kind of sniffing around,
you bring them right outside.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
One of our listeners told me for the first week,
I have to take them at every twenty minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
Wow does that sound crazy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
I mean like it?

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
You follow there? How some kids sleep through the night
right as babies. You don't have to worry about the
other stuff. You got to just see how the dog is.
But like I think, if you're trying to force it
and you're playing, I don't know, it's like it's it's
like a little kids playing dress up in house, Like
you have this whole schedule and like it's nap time.
Like my sister was so lame with this, like putting
the dog down for a nap.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
It's a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
It's eating rocks and licking its balls.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
That's the problem. It's a dog. Also said that if
it starts to get extra like zoomy and like bite stuff,
that means they're overtired.

Speaker 10 (01:22:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, the way kids get too.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Yeah, So that you can't just count on a puppy
to be like well, time to turn in, Like you
have to go put them in their great right.

Speaker 15 (01:22:51):
But Gina, you're not gonna be with this puppy every
second of the day. You guys trying to go out
somewhere and do something.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Not anymore dinner. I'm a shut in now my whole life.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
This text kind of said what I was thinking, Gina,
it's too much relax. You're gonna make the dog a
nervous wreck. You might be overdoing.

Speaker 10 (01:23:12):
Eat off your energy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Oh, because my energy is so chaotic right now.

Speaker 15 (01:23:17):
It is strict because you're trying, Because you're trying so
hard on this that.

Speaker 10 (01:23:22):
It's a little over.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Anybody hear me when I say I didn't make this schedule.
We get that you make it, but you're gonna put
it on your fridge.

Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
You said, if it's what you're supposed to do, and said.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Would you like a schedule? I said, sure, So is
this the schedule that you should do for? Oh, I'm sorry.
Everybody's a dog trainer, everybody's an expert. I'm not so.
I looked at Ai and said, is what should the
schedule be, Gina?

Speaker 16 (01:23:47):
It says daily goal, consistency and calm, routine, calm okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
And yes, getting a little you know what, I'm just
gonna drop kick the dog out here. It's the only
one here.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Here's the thing, it's uh you have. You're running the
risk of making this dog in like an a hole.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
I thought, this is an anti a hole because it's
it will know when to do whatever it's supposed to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
Do when it's time follow this schedule. Maybe the dog
was perfectly happy chilling out at that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Moment that would be great. And then aren't your dogs
very overly dependent?

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
I would say, like one of them is like a smother.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Yeah, but little dogs do that. But I thought the
whole point of this, like, has anyone heard me say
like it's going to have us a bed inside my bed.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
I've heard you say, I've heard you say this dog's
feet are never going to touch the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
I know, I.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
See this, and I hear the other things.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
I go, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
I don't know if she's kidding. Well, you know what,
I'll just follow the ten week old poppy around because
it knows best, it knows what it should.

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
Do, right to compensating saying, so what is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
The an circus? Caring what the answer isn't so what
is the answer?

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
The happy medium, which is what enjoy yourself.

Speaker 15 (01:25:05):
Is knowing what you need to do. You know you
need to take it out a lot. You know that
it'll need a nap a couple of times a day,
and you know that when you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Say it needs a nap, it just means like, just
let it be if it's napping, let it sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Right.

Speaker 15 (01:25:17):
But what he said, you're supposed to know, you do
because she's create training too, so she should put the
dog in the crate to sleep, relax, snap, whatever you
are supposed to do that, but it doesn't have to
be such a strict schedule. And if you miss a
nap one day, you missed a nap one day. And
if you know it's I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Think it's all fine. These are this is like the standard,
and it shall become whatever it becomes. But like I can't,
I can't say this enough. I don't know what I'm doing.
I've never done this before, so I asked for help.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
This is like the dog version of crazy cat laid.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Yes, right, yeah, you want care, you can't wait because
you were asking us for our feedback, give it to you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
And then you've had a thousand times a million. You
guys have dogs and you're asking us questions.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
So what do you think of this list on the printer?
Everyone isn't she crazy? Yeah? Exactly right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
You've been asking from day one.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
But I was like, okay, because I want because I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Okay, now we're telling you this list is a bit much.

Speaker 7 (01:26:21):
Okay, just accept that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
The bit tell you I that it's a bit much.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
Okay, hold on and there's gonna be a happy say.
I need a happy medium. This sounds crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
SoC sports with the geeve. Jeff Garcia, Yo, good morning,
Jeff g Good morning.

Speaker 18 (01:26:43):
What he showed not a big surprise. Lakers season is
officially over. Try By retails the buzzer and a thunder
one and swept. I will tell you this, the Laker's
played hard until the end. Credit to JJ Reddick and
got to give props to Lebron James. Whether you like
him or not, man, he played very very well this postseason,
especially at forty one years old.

Speaker 13 (01:27:04):
So the big question, Lebron, will you retire or not?

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:27:07):
I mean, I don't know what the future holds for me.
Obviously he has the stands right now tonight. I've got
a lot of time to go back and recalibrate with
my family and talk with them and when the time comes, obviously,
you guys.

Speaker 18 (01:27:19):
Know, Laker fans get ready for months and months and
months of rumors and baseless stories and sports radio and
TV talk about Lebron's retirement.

Speaker 13 (01:27:28):
It's gonna get old quick. But there's nothing we can
do about it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
Man.

Speaker 18 (01:27:31):
The other question, will Austin Reeves re signed? With the Lakers.
Luca loves him. That one's gonna be very, very interesting.
One thing is for sure, Woodie, if DeAndre Aiden comes back.

Speaker 13 (01:27:41):
Laker fans were rioting that guy's a bum. He needs
a kick, Rocks asap man.

Speaker 18 (01:27:45):
Moving on to baseball, rough day for both of our
SoCal teams.

Speaker 13 (01:27:49):
Dodgers lost to the Giants nine to three.

Speaker 18 (01:27:51):
Another rough guy at the plate for Otani, Dave Roberts
said he's gonna give him a couple of days off
for a mental break.

Speaker 13 (01:27:56):
He's gonna miss his next start. I think that's a
good thing.

Speaker 18 (01:27:59):
Tonight, Ice Cube, low Rider Bobblehead at the stadium. Make
sure you get there early. Angels also lost in Cleveland yesterday.
NHL Ducks Golden Knights Game five at six thirty. Some
NFL schedule leaks from yesterday. The Cowboys and Eagles are
gonna play on Thanksgiving Day. Also, the Raiders first week
opponent is the Bills in Las Vegas. More NFL schedule
leaks coming today. I'm JEFFG and that's your so Cal sports, all.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Right, Jeff GGG.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
Everybody hot, uncomfortable, but windy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Rain, okay rain, but win.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Yeah, but worse the show. Yeah, Gina's getting plenty of
advice on the text from people like rockstar yorkey O
no other people who have Instagram for their dogs. Yeah, awesome,
which is exactly what we're trying to keep it from becoming,
which is a crazy dog person.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Now, to be fair, somebody texts it in that you
and I Woodie are not getting that large dogs are
very different than small dogs. Oh so we could be
getting this all wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Okay, maybe that's the case, Gina, Maybe maybe maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Or what about Gina's just trying to be a good
dog mom. Give her some slack, behalf. This list won't
be done, which is what I was trying to say.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
I said, I applauded your effort.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Yeah, raising a puppy is not rocket science.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
And it's like the I can't speak to it and
never had it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
It's like babies, like human babies. People make it way
more difficult than it is. And I guess if you
you're going into it and you've never done it before,
that's why by the second or third one, you're like, like,
the first kid is like this crazy you know, routine
or whatever, baby white warmers. The third kids changing its

(01:29:49):
own diaper well.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
And also I think Sammy and Greg can speak to
this more than anyone else in this room that when
I don't know something, or if it's my first he's
doing something, they must be this is this is this
is who I want to be prepared.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
What you are.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
That's why you know we were discussing if you're just
joining us. Found this on the printer dumbas Tyler brought
it and thinking of his mine, I go, oh, it's
not mine, but I think I know who it is.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
You'll give that to me.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Yeah, brought it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
It's a schedule basically every fifteen minutes of what to
do with this dog, well from five am.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
In the morning until eleven pm at night or.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
The morning, and I want to know what the rules
are so I can break them.

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Follow up from Mother's Day, I just thought this was funny.
Somebody said I sent my mom a Mother's Day text
and all she said was thanks. I asked her what
was wrong, and she said that the text made her
feel undervalued and a call would have been better.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Oh yeah, for sure, that that's fair.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Like what if you're calling later, but you wake up
in the morning, the first thing you think is like, oh,
it's Mother's Day. Hey, happy birthday, Ma. You'll call later?

Speaker 10 (01:31:01):
Well, then say I'll call you later.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
I would always call later.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
I got a card from my five year old that said,
I love you, mom, but I love dad more.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
At least I got to sleep in.

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
It's amazing how one word text makes you, well, not you,
makes me spiral mentally. If I get the word thanks
sent back. It's kind of like what other people thick
a thumbs up for me? Thanks? That means like, oh god,
they hate me? What did I do wrong? What needs
to be fixed? When should we talk? How are we
going to fix this?

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Responded yeah, but you know that's the thing with text
is supposed to be more short form.

Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
Thanks, thanks and thumbs up, very aggressive.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
No, I think it's just an acknowledgment. Like I saw
this text.

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
I'm acknowledging cool, got this argument. But I know, yeah,
I know, yeah, it's not good. But I never asked
you what did your kids end up doing for Mother's Day?
For your kids, for your mom, for the kids, your wife,
for your wife and your mom.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
We went to lunch and they got her, uh you know,
she got cards that had Starbucks gift cards in the rent.
So we went out and spent a billion dollars on
flowers because the markup was so insane. It is a
lot on Mother's Day. Yeah, so she got that and
that was pretty much it. You know what, she went

(01:32:18):
to a movie with Gina.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Yeah that rule. You know what I did for my mom,
which I was pretty excited about. I found I went
on Cameo and I found one of the actresses from
her from an old soap opera that she used to love,
like an actress that she used to love. And she
freaked out when she saw that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
I was pretty proud of that one. That's hey, it's
a so and so.

Speaker 10 (01:32:40):
You know it's Danny Lucci. Yeah right, it was everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
It was you know, your favorite character, Angie Hubbard from
All My Children, And oh, I just love that you
and your daughter used to you to show her how
to fold socks and you'd watch and my mom just
thought it was the greatest thing. I was pretty proud
of that one.

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
Woody h and Greg, I did take your advice and
get my grandmother something from Mother's Yeah you do. I
just got to the same thing I got my mom.
I get so you know those flowers that come like
in a like a case that they never die, yea
roses type thing. Oh yeah, yeah, so the the official
thing is they're embombed, right, But I told my mom

(01:33:17):
probably that like four years ago. I'm like, Oh, I
really want to get you these flowers because you know,
she's a florist. They're really really cool. They last forever.
They look like they're brand new, but they're embombed. She
didn't like that. I said, embombed. I don't want those.
I don't want those. So I waited until now in
bottom for him, and then she loved them. But she's like,
I wonder what the process is because she totally forgot.

(01:33:39):
I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
I'm not sure magic.

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
No one's ever said, yeah, but those are they are
pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
They are nice because I mean there are and they
never die.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
They do last a long ass time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Embalmed flowers.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Yeah, they look like they come in a little hat box,
almost like an old.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Okay, it's like a glass. You don't see the stems.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
Yeah, you don't even really see the stems.

Speaker 4 (01:34:02):
You see.

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
That's the wrong Is that the wrong one? It looks
like in a hot box. Yeah, like what are you saying.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Yeah, it's actually like sticking out like real flowers. Oh okay,
they're very kind of compact in there.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Also looks like a cake or something, right, Yeah, yeah,
that's pretty neat. Those are expensive.

Speaker 10 (01:34:19):
Too, Yeah they last forever.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Well, yeah, you get to keep them.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven more Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Next, they show the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
Into another new hour bones eight seven seven forty four
Wooding text over to two to nine eight seven. And
somebody had mentioned this, uh recently, and said, hey, I
haven't heard you guys do interview.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
Roulette in quite a while.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
And we do get pitched on on guests all the time.
Ye we saw one that that popped up irresistible one
really yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
Right, too good to be true.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
And we're like, wow, this guy does this.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Yeah interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
Yeah, And so we figured Greg Gory would be the
perfect person for Interview Roulette with a psychic firefighter.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
It was nice just the title psychic firefighters.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Let's start there. What is that?

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
If we remember recent memory serves, Greg was taking issue with,
you know, like firefighters, and he said they're all worthless
and okay, paid let's go yep, you want to clarify.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
We had a segment called Unpopular Opinions, right.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
And.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
Was if you're just like a small town firefighter and
you go to a burning building and you stand outside
and hold a hose to it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
A big deal.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
And I had the caveat that you'd like to overlook,
not city firefighters, not ones that go into high rises,
and so.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Would say it's the perfect example of the segment, which
is controversial.

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
Apparently that was the oversimplification.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Right now, this gets turned into you might recall when
greg Sodia hates firefighters.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
The vast majority were not a big deal. Yeah? Was
that true or false? I think that's that's what the
majority towns or more big cities.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Yeah. I don't know how more clear. I can be
small town that you're standing outside holding a hose.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
And then psychic stuff, you know, so you cam the
psychic stuff with firefighters. Yeah, and that's a that's this
round of interview roulette. Should we just get into it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Yeah, Gregory.

Speaker 9 (01:36:42):
Gregory is an excellent interviewer, so of course he's going
to set us up perfectly.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
So the questions for interview led just to remind everybody
how this works. We get pitched on guests all the time.
We decide to take one of those guests up on
their offer to come on the show, and we set
somebody on the show up as to be the person
doing the interview, and we the rest of the people
on the show provide the person who's doing the interview
with the questions they are required to ask, verbatim, verbatim,

(01:37:09):
whatever the question is, You've got to read it, can't
sugarcoat it, you can't change.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
And you can't look at it ahead of time.

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
No, and you can imagine physically hands it to you
when you're mid sentence.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
And as you can imagine the questions that could come
up with here or make it a little bit awkward
at times.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Maybe yeah, all.

Speaker 4 (01:37:25):
Right, he's run the rest that they'll hang up on you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Interview were that with the psychic Firefighter.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
I'm actually excited to talk to the psychic firefighter, Andrew Radzuwitz.
You realized you had psychic abilities when you were a firefighter,
an actual firefighter, and you had a vision of your
grandma and she had warned you not to enter this
one building that you were working at, and then seconds
later the place blew up. Is that your big awakening?

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
Yeah, I mean that was basically the big one, and
that took me down the journey to put me in
the place where I'm at today. Is being known as
the psychic Firefighter.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
Yeah, being that you were a firefighter and we have
your picture here. Have you ever thought about doing a calendar?
Because hmm yeah, Frank, I get it your game.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Yeah yeah, because yeah, so thirsty, I was.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Like, I just got through it was Have you ever
thought about doing a calendar? Because hmm yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
Yeah, absolutely, I'm open minded. Maybe there's other first responders
or other firefighters out there that have abilities, and I
know they're all because I've had people reach out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
To me from all over the world.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
So he's gonna get me buddies, Okay, Yeah. Psychic Firefighter
Friend Interview Roulette with Greg Gordon.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
I did notice that all the video reviews selected to
be on your website are from hot Chicks. Did your
dead grandma give you that idea?

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
Because he's a psychic, Yeah, rude, you can probably speak
with dead people.

Speaker 7 (01:39:02):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
He has a lot of testimonial Psychic Firefighter dot com Bynyway.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
Yeah, if your dead grandma give you that idea.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
I'd say ninety well, at least ninety something percent of
the people that comes to me are female. It is
very tough sometimes to get New York City firefighters, cops,
FBI agent.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
SLI reviews.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
So if the ones that listening out there that I've read,
please leave a review or a video review.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
But now it seems to be mostly females that you
comes to your views.

Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
What about that is where do you where do you
go to see this guy? Psychic Firefighter dot com?

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Okay, Psychic firefighter dot com. And what does he offer? Readings?
That's about it. Readings you can get one hour.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
And he's a medium, so he can contact departed love.

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
Right, Okay, so it's not just like so he's not
just like telling you, oh, there's going to be a
big fire.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Yeah, he's not just talking about fires.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
I don't want to mow the lawn, SeaBASS. But do
you bring up the where he tells me where he's from?

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Yeah, that comes up later.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
Okay, Okay, Now interview Roulett. Greg is doing the interview
with the Psychic Firefighter. We provide all the questions. Here's
the next question.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
Is not a question?

Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
Is he's talking to Greg and he's a psychic. When
you're a psychic, things just kind of come to you. Sure,
and this guy was just kind of sensing some things
about Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
Oh Okay, it's just interesting because I'm just getting some
sort of connection to back home personally.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
So, like I said, I grew up on the border
of Queens and Nassau.

Speaker 6 (01:40:28):
So I don't know if it's you as somebody closer
to you, somebody work with, but there's somebody you work
with as somebody in that area that just pointing that arrow.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Well, I was born in Jamaica, Queens. I have a
family in Floral Heights.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
The other thing that was just stirring up too, This
is just a little random. They were showing me like
a cat person. So it be you with somebody you
work with or close to you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
It's probably Sammy's boyfriend. He's the only one with a
cat and we all think he's gay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Secret secretly he brought up Queens and Jamaica. And for
some reason I was compelled to tell you that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Pretty weird.

Speaker 9 (01:41:05):
But notice how he notice how he couched that. It's
like either you or something your friend or something work.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
They always throwing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
In Chicago and my chance.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
That's kind of how it was maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Yeah, works all right.

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
So next question for the psychic firefighter Greg Gory interview Roulette.

Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
So Andrew, if you are so psychic, tell me which
STDs I've already had and which ones I'm still gonna get.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
I got questions.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
That's a good one. Yeah, which ones I still have
to look forward to?

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
That's it. I wish it works.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:41:43):
For example, I've had people come to me and I've
seen things they were just not aware about it in
the moment, but anything pre existing or anything you took
about I would have.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
I have no idea about how things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
All right, Well, sadly the correct answer was gone, a rhea.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
That's not how he can't put your read your past.
It's just whatever's coming to him at the moment. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Yeah, Greg's not getting a clear answer, which is good
for me.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
As you're getting the questions like are you because Greg,
I'm imagining is he's got you know, like a not
in his stomach.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
And he was so extra friendly, so I kind of
felt like a jerk.

Speaker 9 (01:42:17):
Yeah, with these kind of questions, A good question, Yeah,
doub Dare I call you stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
Dear?

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
Face.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
The next question interview Roulette with the psychic Firefighters.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Some people are skeptical of psychics. So what do you
say to the scientists, researchers, people with an IQ over
fifty who all claim that there's no evidence of anyone
having psychic powers?

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
What do you say about that?

Speaker 9 (01:42:39):
Yeah, anyone who's not a living, breathing idiot, how do
you address them?

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Yeah? What would you say about that?

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
No evidence of anyone having psychic powers?

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
I was studied by a doctor at Stanford University, doctor
Gary Nolan. He was nominated for a Noble Peace Prize.
And he said to me, Andrew, if anyone says to you,
you know, you're crazy, this is not sense, just tell
them you have a very interesting, awesome life that they're
just not going to understand. And this phenomena is very
very real. And the psychic phenomena is connected to the

(01:43:11):
UFO phenomena.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Yeah, so that he throws, he throws bunch stuff at you.

Speaker 9 (01:43:23):
So he was studied by this doctor, and this doctor,
Gary Nolan, I didn't realize this. He is one of
the leading UFO guys out there. Yeah, And so somehow
when his thing that he's really into, is somehow lead
into your other imaginary thing that you're really into. And
he's actually the he's a doctor of immunology, which has
nothing to do with UFO, is nothing to do with
psychic obviously, but that's how he gets his foot in.

Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
The door for credibility being a doctor. Right, So he's nice.

Speaker 9 (01:43:50):
Yeah, so yeah, he was studied by an immunologist and
who he told him that his psychic abilities were real.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Sounds legit?

Speaker 9 (01:43:55):
Hell yeah, another thing nominated for Noble Peace Price. The
prize committee does not intentionally, they do not release the
list of nominations until fifty years after the nomination because
you kind of make that stuff up.

Speaker 7 (01:44:10):
Oh so I was nominated as well.

Speaker 9 (01:44:12):
And there's also hundreds, if not thousands of people nominated
every year for all kinds of things.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
So a lot of garbage going on right there. I
love it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Have you ever thought about doing a calendar?

Speaker 20 (01:44:21):
Because yeah, yeah, Greg, Interview Roulette, somebody says in the
text interview Roulette is one of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Greg is killing it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
The questions are great, they're the best interview Roulette.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
So we get love Interview Relett.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
We need to do it way more often. Well, we don't.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
We don't take a lot of guests for the show,
but we get pitched on guests all the time. This
one was just one that we had to take. Psychic
Firefighter it beg it. Yeah, and he lives in Australia. Right,
that's a hard core New Yorker from New York.

Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
Yeah, Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
But he has an accent, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Very much.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
Yeah, that's more of the New York accent though than No.

Speaker 10 (01:45:04):
I heard like I did too.

Speaker 15 (01:45:05):
I heard a little bit of a.

Speaker 5 (01:45:08):
Because he just moved there, right, I heard it. He's
been there for like five seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
Became full time resident's pot.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
I'm not hearing any Australia.

Speaker 7 (01:45:18):
No, I mean immediately heard it in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I heard more New York.

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Yeah, that's just me.

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
All right, interviewer. Let we wrote other questions for Greg.
Greg just has to read them verbatim and put them
on the spot. Make him feel att awkward. Guy would
be in super nice.

Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
He is very very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
Psychic Firefighter dot com. And uh, let's go to the
next question. Interview Roulette.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
My great uncle died in a toaster accident. Could we
try to contact him?

Speaker 6 (01:45:45):
So we actively trying to reach people. It's just all
a matter of what's around her, who's around. But for
someone that is you know, if I say, hey, I
want to contact to speak with my grandmother right now,
there's no guarantee that she will specifically come through. It's
just whatever is around or what have messages around that
has to come through.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
You don't have someone's home.

Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
Yeah, napping, we could try, but we can't guarantee.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:46:08):
I tested this with the AI because I'm like, oh,
this is really going to help mediums because all I
typed into AI is does menace from the least show
know anybody that has passed away? And it came back
with Ralphie may oh wow. So like, if I'm in
the audience the ceremonies, people can be asking questions and
in the back somebody can be on AI and be like.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Okay, that's what they already do. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
Interview Roulette Psychic Firefighter.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
Next question with Greg Andrew Radzuwitz.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
These the psychic Firefighter, And as somebody who thinks that
basically anyone can do what a firefighter does, wouldn't it
be more efficient and basically cheaper to just let the
neighbors know to run outside and point a hose at
a burning house. Greg could have wrote it himself, though, Greg, Yeah, yeah,
I wanted to throw in one of my own.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Getting all right, Well, what does he say to that?

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
Just let the neighbors know to run outside and point
a hose in a burning house?

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
Yeah, you know there's some neighborhoods I saw that if
you don't pay your taxes and there's a fire in
your house, the thought appointment won't come put it out.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
So yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
So you would rely on the neighbors then, because.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
I couldn't believe that would never happened in New York.

Speaker 7 (01:47:23):
All right, so you tell me that right there? That
sense that guy just said didn't sound like he's from Ulsterlia, No.

Speaker 10 (01:47:29):
But he had some words. He switches back and forth
between you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Yeah, he's trying. He's working. Now that you hear, Now
that you mentioned I am hearing it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
Yeah, what is your favorite kind of hose? Because my
favorite are manufactured in Mexico. They call him Jose's.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Also true, I could have wrote that one too, very true.

Speaker 5 (01:47:49):
I'm gonna listen even more carefully on the accident on
this one, all right, here who says they call him Jose.

Speaker 6 (01:47:55):
Yeah, actually worked at a few Joses, a few hose bs,
a hw host ces, you know them all and everything
in between. That I don't discriminate. If your house is
on fire, eating to get service, I'm going to help
you out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
All, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:48:08):
Yeah, York, that one sounded one hundred percent year, But
the previous one, Yeah, let me go back to.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
That last one.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
Just let the neighbors know to run outside in point
a hose in a burning house.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
That's right. Yeah, you know there's some neighborhoods. I saw that.

Speaker 5 (01:48:23):
If you don't, I swa like so right, that's that's
New York.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Hey, your taxes and there's a fire in your house.
The fire appoint one.

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
I think it's working on it on fire department, but
even so, it's a foyer department.

Speaker 9 (01:48:32):
Like the neighborhoods and put it out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
So yeah, that's wild, so.

Speaker 5 (01:48:39):
Wild, okay wild. I hear a little bit of Australia there.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
As your polites.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
He would rely in the neighbors then, because.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
I couldn't believe that would never happened in New York.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
It would never happened to New York.

Speaker 5 (01:48:49):
Oh hey, yeah, you're doing He's going in between.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:48:52):
That is the psychic Firefighter, you guys, firefighter dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
She's a nice dude.

Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
They'll be readings, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
Great guy, tell me about these hose Yeah, of the
jose that I love so much.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
All right, Well, nice job Greg, Thanks good questions got
very brave. I was doing much braver than just pointing
a hose.

Speaker 4 (01:49:12):
Right, yeah, by talking like this.

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
Sure eighty four? What he text us over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
We are a heavy metal band.

Speaker 10 (01:49:21):
I mean everybody knows that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Wait wait, wait, wait where am I the Woody show?

Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
What the other is?

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
You'll have something to say about this? I'm sure see
that's ok. Okay, Gina found this, so just as we're
following up on psychics and things like that that you knows, right,
this is another thing with.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
Science. It's a science thing psychics.

Speaker 3 (01:49:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:49:54):
The Aldigrats Tyson Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
Yeah, I see us. I think this is something that
is my gift you just because I saw it and
I thought Sea Bass would really love that. You'd appreciate it. Yeah,
this is for you.

Speaker 5 (01:50:06):
There's a clip that speaks for itself. Grass Tyson.

Speaker 11 (01:50:09):
Twenty thousand years ago, half of all humans born were
dead by the age of thirty. Fast forward to eighteen
forty half of all humans born in the world were
dead by the age of thirty five. We gained five
years in twenty thousand years, and every one of those
people was eating organic and the air was clear and

(01:50:33):
the waters ran pure. So something else has happened since
then that has nothing to do with how back to
nature you are, and we call it science.

Speaker 5 (01:50:44):
Yeah, so I did see a counter argument to it.
I'm too dumb to remember exactly what it was, but
you know, they were basically saying that men. That's not
necessarily a fair well, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
Obviously oversimplification, but it's a good point.

Speaker 7 (01:50:56):
We're fighting animals and stuff, right, Yeah, you.

Speaker 9 (01:50:59):
Weren't fighting animals and things. Is like appendicitis doesn't kill you, right,
doesn't kill you? I should say, you know, a tooth
infection doesn't kill you like it may have done two
hundred and fifty years ago. Uh so, yeah, I mean,
he's he's he's right. I don't I don't see what
the problem is, and I appreciate it. The grass Tyson's
are pretty good, Uh, pretty good. You feel about him
in generally think he's pretty. He's he's pretty, He is

(01:51:21):
very entertaining. He's one of the few podcasts that I
do listen to. My only problem is his co host
is a dork. No, it's this this comedian he brings
on for comedic value and the problem and this guy's
not funny, but Neil eats it up. And this guy yeah,
so I mean, I know why he's there because Neil
loves him. But the guy will make like and that's
why Einstein never got laid Neil go.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
That's the only part I don't like.

Speaker 9 (01:51:47):
But yes, overall, very good Neil grass Tyson. And he
raised a good point that I speaking of psychics and
mediums and alien media, aliens, all that stuff is a
long time ago. He stopped arguing with, for instance, flash
at earthers on Twitter, you know, because he said, I
could be here all day trying to pull you guys
up to where we are, and you're just gonna kick

(01:52:08):
and fight, and nothing I could say, could ever could
no proof I can give you could ever convince me.
Whereas if you showed Neil de grass Tyson a real
life alien, or you showed him a real life piece
of alien technology. He'd be that would blow his mind.
That's all he would talk about for the rest of
his life. But you can't do that because it doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
It's wasted calories.

Speaker 9 (01:52:25):
Right, So he said, I'm gonna I'm gonna focus more
on instead of pulling Moron's getting instead of pulling humanity
up behind me, I'm going to focus more on the
people that are pushing it forward. So when he has
he interviews the newest and he which I do enjoy.
He interviews an expert on biology from Columbia and the
expert on space travel super.

Speaker 4 (01:52:44):
Smart to enjoy listening to you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
No, No, they do a pretty good job.

Speaker 9 (01:52:47):
It's called The Star Talk with Neil de grass Tyson,
and they do a pretty good job of dumbing it
down or making a conversationally. I should not dumbing it
down to make it a conversation. He's smart, but he's
also super curious. So he asked questions.

Speaker 4 (01:52:59):
Yes, he's listening to that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:00):
And I met the guys from the Are You Garbage
Podcast and Burton Tom's Two Bears five K.

Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
They were cool.

Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
Yeah, they were cool. I told him I'd love to
have them on the show. Both things can be true.
So I'm listening to the Are You Garbage podcast? He's
listening to, you know, talk to some guy from Columbia
about biology.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
The Upgrass Tyson gets into that I can't wrap my
head around anything that's astronomy based. To me is hard
to comprehend. But a lot of stuff he says to
me is inspirational, especially the piece where he talks about
the chances of you simply being born.

Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
So I see them in a.

Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
Test, simle and miraculous, and then it makes you. It
made me feel better, Yeah, you know, just the fact
that you're alive almost.

Speaker 5 (01:53:47):
It's the perspective you get from things like that. And
also that one where it starts with a person standing
on a city street and just keeps like and then
showing just how small Earth is our galaxy, and then
the vastness of what's out.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
There and you're worried about whatever it is.

Speaker 9 (01:54:03):
And what he said right there is also true? Is
it if you were born just a couple of generations prior,
there's a good chance you'd be dead, Yes, because of
whatever from rat bitch you and well that's the end of.

Speaker 7 (01:54:13):
You, now, Greg. I did see Neil just a couple
of weeks ago in person, he was he was wearing
a T shirt that had space all over in like
different planets, that there.

Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
Is a one chance of alien life, just meaning like microbes,
not like you know, aliens flying somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
It's just not in these It's not in the latest
UFO dump. I promise you that eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text to two
two nine eight seven. Yeah, I'll throw this little tidbit
in there, just because you know we're talking about aliens
or whatever. Also goes into conspiracy theories. So this artist
and coder is going viral. He created what he calls

(01:54:57):
an apocalypse early warning system. His system is very simple.
It just tracks the private jets around the world, and
if it sees a large number of jets suddenly leaving
a city center, it will act as a warning sign
for the rest of us normal people that there's some
some kind of apocalypse underweg just.

Speaker 9 (01:55:14):
Like what movie with John cusackmnez oh, geez, I know
which one you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:55:21):
He said.

Speaker 5 (01:55:21):
We are locked in a battle between the ultra wealthy
and the working class, but there are still things that
the middle class can do. To survive and you can
sign up for the alert system and if it does
go off, it'll notify you either by text or email.

Speaker 3 (01:55:37):
People are on the move.

Speaker 7 (01:55:39):
Are they all going to go to Denver to the
airport and go underground?

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (01:55:43):
But okay, So my question with that are the people
that are creating these fallout shelters at home?

Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
These?

Speaker 3 (01:55:50):
Is that? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:55:53):
Then?

Speaker 5 (01:55:53):
What you've survived now everything else is obliterated. You come
out from this thing?

Speaker 4 (01:55:59):
What then you figure out how to survive another day?
But what if that perfect? Do you want that after
living a modern life? Do you want like a scorched Earth?

Speaker 3 (01:56:08):
If it was like.

Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
Start over the Last Man on Earth? That would be
a wet dream.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
After a nuclear fallout, But it was like the show
The Last of Us, that would be like I.

Speaker 5 (01:56:19):
Get going under I get going underground to the cellar
when the tornado is coming through. But if it's nuclear
apocalypse and everything like that, everything has been wiped out
and you emerge from your underground bunker.

Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
In that scenario, I'd rather be wiped out.

Speaker 5 (01:56:36):
Even if you have millions or billions or whatever of dollars,
What good does that do you? If that's the state the.

Speaker 7 (01:56:42):
World but you don't know how good the bunker is
because if you watch the show Paradise, it's all about this.
It's on Hulu, and they built a pretty badass bunker.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
And when you're stuck in there for what life is that.

Speaker 7 (01:56:55):
It's it's like the world that you know now it is.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
How big is the thing?

Speaker 7 (01:57:00):
It's massive.

Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Yeah, this is like two hundred years in the future bunker,
not today. Book. Okay, well, and that's aren't like the
multi multi billionaires trying to figure out how to get
off this rock instead of you know, like prepare for
it more exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:57:14):
It's going to be fun for the experience of like
a little trip to Mars, even though it would take
forever to get there your trip, right, But but yeah,
but at least there's like a there's a beginning and
an end to it. Then you come back and you
have you know, this world. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:28):
I've been saying that for a long time, like if
it comes to the apocalypse, I don't need to be
one of.

Speaker 5 (01:57:31):
The idea that was like, okay, this thing, is it
like a Superman's parents plan? Oh yeah, uh yeah, like
where it explodes. You know you're not coming back, but
you're going to go to Mars and you're going to
live in these little pods on the red planet. Like
that sounds awful, awful for the rest of your existence.

Speaker 4 (01:57:49):
That doesn't I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:57:51):
Maybe maybe I'm just hanging out here and uh right, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
Know this scenario. What happened to the liquor stores are?

Speaker 3 (01:58:00):
Oh, they're free for all Join fun.

Speaker 5 (01:58:06):
That's it for Tuesday full show podcasts. Get it by
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We got to help these parents come up with the determination.
Should they be showing these kids' pictures around?

Speaker 8 (01:59:23):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:59:33):
Most days you're totally prepared to say hi, but totally
unprepared for any follow up conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:59:39):
Yeah, Hi, no follow up? Put Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:59:42):
Yeah, you go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:59:44):
Hey, how's it going? Yeah, well don't really want to know?

Speaker 4 (01:59:47):
Yeah, don't you?

Speaker 3 (01:59:48):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (01:59:48):
This is just a quick passing in the hallway.

Speaker 4 (01:59:51):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:59:52):
I wasn't really asking or really caring, not caring. I'm
just trying to be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:59:56):
He's trying to I'm a nice Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Wednesday. Have a great day. S M D
double M.

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
I quit this bitch.