FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 13th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of his program. Listener discretion
is it lies the Woody Shows. This is the Woody Show.

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Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Good morning. Today is Wednesday. It's
May thirteenth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Woodie, Greg Menace, Hi, Gina grad Sea Bass. We got
Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer on our
video producer Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, We
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my Baby started. We got an email. Somebody sent us
their pictures of their kid. We posted on our Instagram.
You could see that for yourself. We do have a
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Baby on a baby scale of one to ten, one

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meeting fugly, ten meeting super kids. And our listener is
just trying to get an idea of is she tripping
because she thinks this kid is cute? And she said
that she's normally very what'd you say? I get it,
And honest to god, I would be the first to
say that mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought he wasn't.
I just want to know what you guys think. So, yeah,

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you could do that anyway. That's on our Instagram at
the Woody Show. Baby names, So these are old people
names that are making a comeback.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, old time.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Because the Social Security Administration, they come out with the
data every year on baby names for boys. Maverick is
now more popular than Thomas mack yep, Messiah is more
popular than Patrick. The fastest rising names for boys are
Truce and Halo.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hal gets his ass kicked lot Like I thought you're
gonna say like Henry or Max.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, like all the time, No, no, no, no, I'm getting that.
These are the more These are the trendy ones right now,
leading into.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
People who shouldn't be breeding right at least it's not
Jaden Caden Braiden dating.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Jalen Donald continues to plummet in popularity, and a lot
of that's political that's all the way down to number
six seventy two. For girls, Genesis is now more popular
than Sophie.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Nova is more popular than Grace.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
The fastest rising names for girls are Iceland and Honey
Stop It. Sarah is the third most popular name thirty
years ago, and now it's down in number ninety three.
But these are some old timing names that are making
a comeback.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Archie Archie, Archie Manning, Arthur.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
August, Oh, I love that name.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Benny Bennett, Benedict Calvin Clark, Charlie Conrad. Conrad sounds very
ah upscale, though Dean Douglas Everett see Everett sounds more
like one of those like kind of sissy Metro.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
That's a game for a British name.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Foster, Franklin, Grant, Graham, Harlan Hugo, Leland, Leonard Mack. When's
the last time you met a guy named Max? That's
that sounds like old timey diner waitress.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Ma.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, if I had a kid, his name is on
that list. Really, Grant favorite name. Grant is a preppy,
douchey white boy name.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You go, I'm saying I would hope my son is preppy,
and we're talking about name associated were talking about you know, yeah, yeah,
it's a little snobby.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
All right.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Uh, Malcolm, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
Greg Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Malcolm in the middle, Malcolm in
the middle, Malcolm X. Yeah, but that's not necessarily a person.
But like, okay, so I said, like white, preppy, douchey.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Malcolm's nerdy, nerdy, Yeah, very nerdy.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, black guy.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I know a Malcolm who's a black dude. Immediately think
black is He's.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Kind of nerdy.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
He's into like like anime stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, he sure is.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, Marshall Stanley, Sonny Simon, Tommy Toby, Teddy, Roland Russell,
like the Theodore, Raphael Walter.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Walter's an old as.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Walter.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, like Walt Disney, wald tell Y Wallace and then Winston.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, these are like dog names.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Winston w yeah, old prime minister.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
The British names, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Some of the other ones U for for women, Verna, yeah, Verna,
Doris that sounds crazy.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
I don't know this name, but Doris Day who is
that acts as Doris Robert.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
But the thing is, guys, you gotta really you gotta
really stop and think this is before you give that
kid that named. They're stuck with until they can at
least get older to you know, fix it.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, you said you like Teddy, I think anything with
it like Billy, Uh you know Timmy. Yeah, once you
surpass five, you dropped that.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Why Benny, like Benny was the Yeah, Benny is a
little like Benny.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Blanco a name Benny awful.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Ben to me is always a five year old boy.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Really.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, Ben just seems like a little kid.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
What about uncle Ben?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, thank you, that's right, like Ben.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, because in our day we did grow up with
at a lot of little Ben.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But like if you name your kid Halo and he
comes home from school with a black eye like you
did that.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
He's gonna have a halo around his orbital socket.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Like you You set that poor kid up for that. Yeah,
it takes time. Don't rush into it. The kid is
not going to be psyched to have a unique name.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah. The other name that doesn't age beyond the age
of five is justin Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Try just putting the word ramp in front of any
of these names.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, you know the one that my wife liked a lot,
and she wanted the name. Our son is Lucas.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I love that, Lucas Cucus.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, Luke, it's like a Star Wars name.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
No you we had a Luke in our classless Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Really, I had to shut that down. I had to
shut that down immediately. Love that, yeah too, Luke eight
seven seven forty eight seven seven forty four what he
text us over to two to ninety seven again? Check
out the while you can before we close it all out.
The judge my baby. It's posted right to the top
of our Instagram page. If you haven't, we're getting more

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emails from parents before we go around showing these photos. Everybody,
make sure you're showing pictures of a decent looking kid. Yeah, yeah,
like not some awkward looking you know, monster baby? Please
all right, welcome back. A couple of things stating the obvious.

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This article here says a new documentary. He says Matthew
Perry's doctors kept giving him ketamine, even though they knew
he suffered adverse effects from it.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
What really what? And then what ultimately happened?

Speaker 9 (08:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
He didn't make it, really didn't make it?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Was this a news article from three years ago?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Right, it's like, dude, Okay, So Richard Simmons, his longtime
house manager, Teresa is sharing all these details that I
guess she did something with ABC and Diane Sawyer, uh,
talking about how, you know, when he stepped away from
the public his final days before his death, and how

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he was just living this very private life and he
would still go out occasionally in disguise with wigs and costumes,
no one whatever, no accessory, so you know, he wouldn't
be recognized. And she would also drive him around the
city so he could see new places but avoid attention.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
It's weird too, because the conspiracy theory was that she
was the one like keeping him in the house, like
enslaving him.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
And so the new special that was on last night
and so they're just talking about like how he disappeared
from public life and then all the circumstances surrounding his
death because she was the last person to see him live,
and there was interviews with family members and friends, so
you can you can watch that online a clipper.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
They went into the house and it was very much
like never Land, like a lot of like weird statues
of angels.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, class, that's right.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
It was really fun and anytime you'd like look down
while you were working out, he'd scream, don't look down,
there's no cookies on the floor.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Gay guys get away with so much.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
They can do anything.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
People are going crazy over pictures the Pope Leo wearing nikes.
It's an old photo. It's from like two thousand and eight.
It's like people forget like he was just he was
just a regular dude. Yeah, still is a regular human.
It wasn't like born in the royalty like you know,
Prince William or right, you know, he was just a
normal dude. He is going to White Sox games. And

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that that story that we that we had, that story
that we had about how he had to call to
change all of his information.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh that was so funny.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, so this is this is uh this dude, just
tell them the story about like what happened. A couple
of months into the pope becoming the pope.

Speaker 10 (10:19):
Two months in, he calls his bank to change his
phone number. And so he gets the lady says, yes, ma'am,
I'm Robert Prevos, I'd like to change. She asked all
the security questions and then it is, oh, I'm sorry, sir.
It says here, you have to come in person, and
he said, well that that's not gonna I'm not going

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to be able to do that. Would it matter to
you if I told you I'm Pope Leo? She hung
up on him.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah that's a fixed Chicago accent right there.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, like I said, you're the person that hung up
on the well.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
But I mean, I mean it's probably changed how he's
living in the Vatican City.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Ye, he probably talked like.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah, select this is a chaser, go white socks.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's just the third the bank.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
It's so crazy, like a change of my information.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Going to the Vatican. Like outside of the Vatican, it's
like Times Square or like Peer thirty nine in San Francisco,
like all these little gift shops.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Oh yeah that you can buy little yeah, people.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Like real holy Water Street street whustlers. You're really bad there.
The Eiffel Tower, a lot of placess. Like Europe has
gotten really bad with just shysters and scammers, and people
will go to bus the scammers and then suddenly fifteen
dudes pop up woodwork and waler. So it's always like
it's all these like gypsy Sorry not really not sorry,

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These gypsy gangs like hustling, and you can shut it
down if you want to. Three four costs shut it
down in a day. I see what else is going on,
and I will start with menace. What she got for us?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
Well, the roast of Kevin Hart happened, and on social media.
I don't know if you've been seeing this, but there's
a breakdown of all the watches that were being worn.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Oh god, I did notice that I saw Shane Gillis
have this sparkly little watch.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I was like, dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Right, Yeah, he had a Rolex on I think it
was like eighteen thousand. But I have a breakdown of
some of the watches. I want to hear it now.
Pe Day thousands cheap, Yeah, he had an entry level Rolex.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
But Pete Davis.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
He had a gold Rolex on It's called the day
Date and had a blue face and it was worth
thirty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Draymond Green was there.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
He had also a Rolex day Date and with a
green face that was eighty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Now, our friend Burke Kreischer.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Was he there?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
He was there, Well, you didn't see him.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
They kept on cutting to him the day Yeah, yeah,
so Burke Kreischer, he was wearing a Rolex Cosmograph Daytona
and they say that was worth one hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, well that's so, that's that's the one. That's the
one that I want. In fact, I I have a
picture here the one that I want. Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh that's pretty yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh yeah, it's you know, like roll Ups to me
is kind of like an old dude brand. Yeah right, yeah,
like yeah, it's not my favorite, it's not my favorite watch,
but this particular one, this Cosmograph Daytona, it's pretty cool.
It's like a white panda dial, black ceramic bezel on it.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's pretty cool. It's looked really cool.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I don't know if that's the right price on it,
because I look to see how much that was going
to be, because the original price on that was about
seventeen thousand, and on the resale market, it goes anywhere
from like say twenty five thousand to forty.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Thousand, okay, okay for a watch. Yeah, I I don't.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Get I would never like you know how you guys
say that like you don't really notice women wearing you know,
makeup or jewelry stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I don't notice watches.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
I would never have noticed, but it's something that guys
notice on each other.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Right, Yeah, Like I like watches, but I get watching
it because like I like it as nothing to do
with anything else.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
I would know, like a couple of different brands, but
not like my like my favorite my favorite brand is
ublow Yeah who blow?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, it looks like who blot? Oh yeah yeah right, yeah,
I like that. I just like their look.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
If I was gonna go a role, so I'll probably
go yacht Master, I like that and without without a
metal band though, I like the non metal bland.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
I foundly finished. Sorry, I finally finished the Kevin Hart roast.
And I have a joke that it was not told.
Oh I really heard this prior earlier in the week.
Here it is and he Shane Gillis made a reference
to this joke, so he was talking about can't He says,
cancel culture is over. You know, I'm back, even though
I was fired from SNL because Shane Gillis was fired
for SNL. And Cheryl Underwood's there. She's a large African

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American lady, he says, look CHERYLD. Cheryl's canceled off that
syrup bottle and she's back.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Get it.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
And he made like we had a joke about Anteline
but we didn't put in there.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah, and he said in Cheryl's Husband he joked about
earlier for killing himself.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
He was on that cream a week box. But he's back.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I've seen so many of the clips from the Kevin
Hart roast, I feel like I don't even need to
watch it.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah, it's so long because a lot of the no offense,
a lot of the athletes are just they don't know
how to even tell jokes that other people write for them.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
It's a lot of like patting myself in the back,
or like I didn't run well and Liz.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
And this is, I guess the way you have to
do it when you're not a comedian. Like she's laughing
along with the jokes, which means that she definitely didn't
write it.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I don't need to hear that you didn't write it.
I know that it just and ruins the whole set up.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Draymond Green got cream though. That was pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, he sucks, just real quick to wrap it up.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Now, now you're gonna have to tell me, Greg, what's
the name of this brand again, I asked you before, Philip, Yeah,
tech fully right. Yeah, Jimmy o'yang he had one that
was eighty thousand. And then Kevin Hart that he was
wearing that brand as well, and his was one hundred thousand.
Now Kevin Hart's personal trainer also had a gold one
on that was worth two hundred thousands.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Was borrowing it from Kevin. I don't know if he
was borrowing from Kevin or he just had one.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
But the one watch that was worth the most money
was worn by the Rock and that's by Jacob the jeweler.
It was called the Caviar Watch and that's and it
goes anywhere from nine hundred thousand to a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, damn.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
If I ever get up to that level, guys, I
promise you I will never wear one of those. I'll
never get one of those.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah, I mean that was a watch to have, like
in the late nineties early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Take up something like that, but doesn't go out and
wear it.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
But next time you say it's a it's a it's
a it's an asset though, Yeah, no, it's a it is.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
If Dave Ramsey called an asset or what he called it,
appreciating asset.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I think it depends on what it is.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
A lot of these things, like you know, are worth
more now than when you bought a lot of these
things Buffet.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
It's a classic brand, I would say, Yeah, if it's
a hot brand of the moment, that might be a
bad Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
If it's a guaranteed money maker, then Warren Buffett would
just buy watches all day because they're guaranteed to make money, right,
But they're not.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
And next time you say to me, would you you
could just wear a belt? It doesn't have to be
a Gucci belt? I could. You could just wear a
Guess watch doesn't have to be.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
A that's mine.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, but I mean you can mean you could wear
a Cassio. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Like how much are those Gucci belts? Just as an example,
six yeah?

Speaker 11 (17:17):
Six?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Now once you've worn that, like what can you turn
around sell that Gucci belt for probably fifty You keep
it for life heritage.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
It's a legacy.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Is that like something that you hand down to because
that's more like the watch thing is you have them
and then they kind of go with the next generation
type of I would hope.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
That has to be really old Gucci to hand it
down like something that's classic. Always trunks or something like
Chanel are old old watches.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I get Gucci and stuff like that. I just don't
get Gina what you got.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
Well, Billy Bob Thornton, he was on the Howie Mandel
podcast and he you know what, God love him for this.
He says he doesn't use his fame to push political
or personal views. He says, I don't know anything about politics.
I don't want to force it down somebody else's throat.
And even joke that staying quiet maybe why he shows
up less and less to award shows lately. And of
course he had to quote Ricky Gervais when he said,

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just get your little award and f off.

Speaker 12 (18:19):
You know.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
And he's made comments like this before. He said basically
the same thing on the Joe Rogan Experience, saying he
prefers skipping award shows and he just finds him self
congratulatory and stupid.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I love him for this. I saw him show up
for the.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
God podcast Howi Mendel's podcast that was this yeah right,
and but the video of him showing up, they had
that band that plays like a welcome song. So skinny.
I thought, like, man, is he's the kind of skinny
that Greg wants to be.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, like where you almost don't recognize it's.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
So funny he was. I mean if you said, like
the guy from sling Blade, like not not bangable, but
he is bangable.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I know what Brian Cranston is to you? Would he
I Billy Bob is to me.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I think he is the guy most absolutely we watched.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I have. Yeah, he's so damn good, so effortless.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
He talked about like it's about oil, but we don't
make any political statements. It's just about the guy.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
There's some political stuff like when in the series, like
in these boardroom things with John Hamm, they get a
little like a politics.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Be handed, not heavy handed, but it comes up.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Okay, Greg Gory, what you got well?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Talking about all this gay stuff. So there's a lot
of a lot of theories on what makes somebody gay,
like prenatal hormones or maybe genetic predispositions, absent father, the
old you're just born that way, but Gina's doing to
her step son and stuff like that. Well, now we
have another theorys and musicals. It comes from the actress

(19:48):
Sally Field okay, And her theory is that her kids Sam,
her son Sam is gay because of a movie she
did Steele Magnolias.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
I mean, it didn't it didn't help.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It didn't help. And I I think it's so funny
that she said this, because if somebody else said it,
you'd think, oh, really, a movie made him gay. But
she was on the set of this movie, and she
said that the sun was with her basically all the time,
joined at the hip with iconic women like Julia Roberts,
Dolly Parton. Yeah, they would all go shopping together. He
would sit around and play games with Dolly Parton as

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a baby.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
It reminds me of that scene from Kirby Your Enthusiasm,
the best scene Larry Bottom of the Machine.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Thank you Lord, Thank you Lord, Thank you, Larry, thank you, Larry.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
So good, so.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Swastika, so good So.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Sally says that her son Sam basically became obsessed with
all these iconic women, and then she laughs and says,
that's probably what made him gay.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
You know what, if you're going to become gay, that's
the way that'll do it.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Thanks very much, Greg Glory.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Time for your birthdays show this.

Speaker 10 (21:00):
Day.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
We won't Sita.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
She was like, and you know, we don't do And
we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Stevid Colbert,
who is sixty two years old today.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Darius Rucker.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
It doesn't matter how many country songs he tries to make.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
He is hooty.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
He's hooty for life. Hooty the blow said.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
She is sixty years old today. Lena Dunham yuck Uh
is forty years old today. Robert Pattinson yum Uh forty
years old. Dennis Rodman yuck sixty five years old today.
Debbie Ryant, she had a Disney Channel show that my
daughter was obsessed.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yes, what was it? Jesse Jesse?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
And then she was in this Netflix series and then
she's married to Josh who's the drummer from twenty one Pilots.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
She's a she's a super cool lady, very nice. Debbie
Ryan thirty three years old. Harvey kai Tel plays a
tough guy in almost every movie he's in, from Bulp
Fiction Togs.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Okay, he's always been said five eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Years old today. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Then, a happy birthday to Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder is
seventy six. Your Porno Birthday Today is Tommy Gunn and
today's birthday.

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Speaker 2 (22:12):
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He's one of the big ones. Get it.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
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Volumes nine, ten, and eleven. He was in Boobs Ahoy
Volume one, also Shaved and Ready. He was in Drop
Them Drawers and Give Daddy some Candy. Yeah, he was

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Age and then who can forget his unforgetable role in
Butler Take me to Bonerville stat and is Tommy Gunn,
who's fifty nine years old today?

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that's Oh, here's the thing. You can buy a sleeve
to put on yours to make you as big as time.

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That works?

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for here, maybe a little bit of a Woodie show.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Food news, yeahs, all right, food news, food news Costco.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
You might have seen something about this. I keep seeing
this pop up everywhere. Okay, they're making a significant change
to the food court, and you I think any because
they only have like four things. The hot dog's not
going anywhere and the price is staying. However, say goodbye,
you guys to the cow zone.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
The cow zones out.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
We hardly knew he do we ever have one of those.
It's only even on the menu for about a year.
It's taking let's see a little break. The basket of
chicken tenders will go into that spot. They're testing that
at a few locations. All right, So this is chicken tendy,
A five piece order and a side of dipping sauce.

(24:31):
If you care, Greg, guess how many calories five piece
of order of chicken tenders and some dipping sauce?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh, eight fifty fifty?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Any other guesses eleven fifty?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, I was going eight hundred as well. Yeah, with
that sauce, let's say a fifty.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
One, one thousand, six and forty.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
It's cheaky.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Costco has not said when this chain ange will officially
be made nationwide, but it's expected to happen sometime this
years now, Greg.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I know how much you hate cheese.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's chemical.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
It's I like chemical. It's to find people at cheese.
It's they're releasing a collaboration with the people at course
and they're introducing a new course like.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Beer cheese flavor.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I do like beer cheese, beer cheese rules, beer cheeses.
You definitely like it.

Speaker 14 (25:26):
Everybody likes it.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
It'll be a limited time thing when it does come out,
no official date, but it's looking like, uh it might
be a Target.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Exclusive Target in the exclusive game.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I would try that for sure, because I guess uh,
it popped up on Target's website and then people started
seeing it and they took it down to like right
away was supposed to be up there. Yeah, top secret
cheese it, dude. And while Buzzballs has lost a big
portion of business with Spirit Airlines going away, No.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
They didn't remember they switched the buzz Is that the
same thing?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
No, it's not the same company.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
No, really, it's not. I thought it was the same company.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
I thought it was like, it's different their headquarters. Their
headquarters is in Indio, California.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Neat, but I thought it was the same company. I
had no idea what quarter the same company, different vessel?

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Correct in fact, buzzballs, of course, everything's with the Z
sued buzz box over.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh yeah, that seems to make sense. Confusion, well, buzz
balls with a Z releasing a new line of soccer
balls with the Z flavors to coincide with.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
The World Cup. I will say, there's buzzballs. I expected
that to go away a number of years ago, but
I see I seen them. I seen them out in
the wild all the time these days.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
So gold Melon that's a citrus and melon blend. You
got Flags and Freedom which is orange and pineapple, Fuego
which is the tamrita, which is watermelon and a spicy
kick pit pit punch. Nice that's the English culture and cuisine.
You got Smashing Tina, which is like an Argentina Argentinian

(27:08):
inspired mix melon flavor and a peppery byte. You got
capri crushed a soccer lime rita. So yeah, each each
one is wrapped in a soccer themed design.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Does it come in Biggie.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Is available?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
No, that was yeah, it is available for a limited
time and participating retailers multiple size.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
We may have to do like we did with four
local Buzzball Taste, because they have. We just heard half
a dozen right there. There's another twenty or fifty, including
espresso martinis.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
And uh, let's talk about some. McDonald's Food News expanding
their value lineup with the new under three dollar menu
and four dollars breakfast deal. So new items are available
now participating nationwide locations. The three dollar menu lineup includes
the Sausage biscuit, Sausage mcmuffins, sausges, Burrito, hash Browns, the
Medium McCafe, medium roast, coffee, lunch and dinner stuff. You
got to mc double McChicken, four piece chicken nugget, small fries,

(28:09):
medium soft drinks.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
So do you ever think you've lived to see the
day where a hash Browns was three dollars a.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Four piece chicken nugget.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
We'll try to get it delivered.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's likes and one more piece of Woodie show.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Food News You Food News.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Betty Crocker introducing a new bis Quick product. Okay, ow,
so bis Quick we used to that's what we used
to use.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Pancakes.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I still use it.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
They have this quick Yeah, the shakeables, Yeah yeah, I
got check my cabin.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I got three of them in there.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
It's a Bisquick cinnamon toast crunch, pancake and baking mixed.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
All right, all right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
It's time to masturbaby.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, so you can do pancakes, waffles, muffins, cookies.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
It's being added to the Core permanent line.

Speaker 15 (28:57):
So it's here.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
It's here to stay tenured.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's going to be available in the baking mixes as
well as these shaken poor pancakes.

Speaker 16 (29:05):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (29:05):
Men.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
This person on the post says, I need this in
my life. Yeah, Venice, I see why.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
I can appreciate you liking the shaking poor, but why
not just get the like Walmart has all kinds of
frozen pancakes that they don't do bad in the microwave.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
That's even easier for a person. Like the shakeableles. It
just seems fresher, It seems like you're baking.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
The name, the name was hilarious. It was about ten
years ago they had this available in the grocery store
in the refrigerated section was called batter blaster.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
It was, it was, and it was.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
It was pancake batter like in a ready whip like
a like a like a whipped cream kind of container. Yeah,
and so you just shake it and you bo But
you know, it was just basically a quick shake, not
like menaces where it's just the dry powder. You got
to add this stuff to it and shake it out.
This was ready to go. It was the cheese whizz
of pancakes, the pants and right, and you know what.

(29:59):
And the pancakes were pretty good.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
They were just a chemical blast.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, they weren't bad.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Just don't, as I said before, don't drink it raw
because it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay, I wouldn't drink it raw anyway. Well, there's your
there's your what to show food news? Everybody wrong? Yeah,
we'll take a quick break. More Woody shows next, hang up,
So what do you show? It's another new hour Insensitivity
Training for a politically correct World. Woody, Greg Nice Gina

(30:28):
grand Phones open eight seven seven forty four Woodings. You
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send those texts over to two two nine eight seven.
While you're doing that, we're seeing what's happening with the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 8 (30:41):
Well, official, say, the guy who was struck and killed
by that Frontier Airlines plane at Denver.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Airport died by suicide?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh no kidding, Yeah, it's kind of Can you walk
on train trecks?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Exactly seen that come he was a mechanic or yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
You just didn't look twice before he crossed? Exactly both ways.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
He's been identified.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
He was forty one years old, and it took him
about fifteen seconds to jump over the eight foot fence
with the barbed wire. Then less than two minutes later
he had walked onto an active runway, got hit by
the plane taking off, and was dead.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You know, it's humbling. Have you tried to climb the
fence as an adult?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I have, I definitely rough. It used to be so
much easier as a kid, even just getting that toe
box into the chain leak fence. Yeah, with barbed wire. Man,
did this guy?

Speaker 12 (31:26):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Did it in fifteen seconds?

Speaker 12 (31:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Well, they're still looking into some things, but at this
point it's really more about figuring out a better system
on how to monitor the fencing. So things like this
don't happen again. And Brandon Clark. That name might sound familiar.
He was a long time forward for the Memphis Grizzlies.
He's died at just twenty nine years old. He was
found dead Monday at a house just outside Los Angeles
and investigators are looking into a possible od after drugs

(31:50):
were found at the home. Cops say no sign of
foul play. Clark spent all seven of his NBA seasons
with Memphis after being drafted in twenty nine teen out
of Gonzaga. And meanwhile, former NBA center Jason Collins he
made history as the league's first openly gay player. He
has died at forty seven years old, after battling a
brain tumor for eight months.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
It sucks, yeah, eight months, eight months. That's that. Collins
made headlines in twenty thirteen when he came out while
still playing in the NBA. Later became the first openly
gay athlete to compete in one of our four big
sports leagues.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
Over his thirteen season career, he played for teams like
net The Nets, Hawks, Celtics, Wizards, Grizzlies, and Timberwolves. And
after he retired, he stayed really involved with the NBA
and became a big advocate for LGBT inclusion in sports.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
So it's a what kind of like brain thing, Yeah, bros,
just a brain tumor.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah. See, whenever I hear about stuff like that, guys
are like my age. I immediately started looking up like,
what are symptoms? Yeah, slippers, that's the stuff. No, I'm saying,
but that's the stuff that's so scary. Yeah, you know,
you feel like you can deal with anything that you
know about. It's that stuff that's maybe bruin that you
don't know about or you don't think twice about, like

(33:04):
oh well, yeah, I've had a couple of extra headaches
here recently.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Individually.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
But then then you start tripping yourself out.

Speaker 10 (33:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah, that's why this dementia stuff is freaking me out.
Like when I forget names or forget certain things.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
It's crazy.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
But the also, I would say like modern day openly
gay player because I was reading up on the invention
of the high five and it came from what, Yeah,
Dusty Baker pretty high but Dusty Baker when we played
for the Dodgers, and the other player that he high
fived was an openly gay player and but back in

(33:42):
the day, but we just didn't have like the social.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Media and all that kind of stuff. You didn't know.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
It wasn't just like there wasn't just so many resources
out there where everybody.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Was just talking about it. But in the seventies, yeah
he was.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Yeah, he was like a superally openly gay player and
not just gay, but like super mega openly gay players.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
And speaking of.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Which, thank you for pointing out the teams that Jason
Collins was on Genie because iways just thought he played
for the other team, but I didn't know it was.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
That's really good.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Well, it sounds like Low's and Home Deeper might be
adding AI license plate cameras and some store parking lots
to track cars that come in and out prevent theft.
So the cameras can record your license plate plus the
time and location of your visit, and some reports say
the systems may also be tied to a network that
cops used during investigations, and that's where the privacy issues

(34:38):
come in for people.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
So people who don't want.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
This worry that it could turn into a large, scaled
tracking system and they want to know how all this
data is going to be stored and used and shared
or even misused or hacked into.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
And yeah, this is why we can't have nice things.
They just busted this guy and he was you know,
doing this for a number of years where he was
going in stealing all this you know stuff from Low's
and home depot, taking it right to the pawn shop,
or took the storage himsel to greg Facebook Market. So
this guy was taking it to this particular pawn shop.
They were giving him all this money for stuff, and

(35:12):
then they figured out that it was him. They went
to the pawn shop, they raided that place. You should
have seen all the stuff they took out of there.
They clearly knew this stuff was you know, you know stolen. Yeah,
and so it's because people are just walking out with
all this stuff, and this way they can track down
who's taking this stuff. Yea, And because people are dicks

(35:33):
and people are stealing from places there are security camera
what do you think security cameras are for? But also
at this point, what are we really concerned about because
everybody's on camera all the time, Like, it became super
obvious to me that the argument about the surveillance stuff
and everything was over for the Boston marathon bombing, right,
because the way they found those dudes was by together

(35:55):
a bunch of cell phone videos because everybody's got every
we got metaglasses, we've got uh, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Cell phones. There already already are license plate readers.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Camera Beyond the license plate reader stuff, I'm thinking just
regular stuff that just every day people are using just
to go like, oh here, I'm on vacation and I'm
taking a video of this, or the cameras that are
on the face of at ms, and they stitch all
this stuff together like we have Alexa, we have all
these things that are listening and hearing. So home Depot

(36:26):
puts up a camera. At this point, it's sand on
the beach.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
That isn't whatever happened to the senior citizen with a
little highlighter by the door, Like.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Aren't they preventing all the all the loss prevention? Don't
they have to give you a little pink like Costco?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
Exactly if you're not doing anything wrong, what's your problem?
I was at Costco yesterday and they caught somebody. This lady,
she was trying to get extra like rack of eggs,
and she's like, I'm looks like a receipt is says
six and you have seven here she got megabusted.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
Life.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
How would you do that?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Because if it would be the cashier that didn't catch
the extra, you.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Might self checkout or something they have, Yeah, they do.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Self checkout thing.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
So while I do understand people don't want to be
quote spot on, yeah, I feel like there's just so
many other things that like what is what is this
going to be?

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Like they're worried about a data center, Like if I
have a video and Gina has a video that's not
necessarily going anywhere, it's all separate and it would take
effort to piece it together. Everything's going back to like
the same place for them to figure stuff out.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
Well, it makes it you're saying, well, yeah, they need
to figure something out. They get all that stuff just
by location. So like there was a website it got
shut down. It was like fifteen years ago where they
had a big idea where if you were at let's
say a concert, right and people uploaded all the videos
from on social and YouTube all that kind of stuff,

(37:57):
it would like stitch everything together and have like like
pretty much a music video from a single song. But
they can do that by location. And it would do
it like instantaneously, so they can definitely like just take
all the video from the area and then stitch everything
together like you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Well, some lawmakers, like in Connecticut, they're already considering limits
on this kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
But Home Depot says it doesn't give.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
Federal agencies direct access, and Low says access is restricted
and that the dad has only kept for like ninety days.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I don't believe that either.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I also don't believe that. But you know how like
when you.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Do self check out at places. I read somewhere that
you know, like the camera where you watch yourself do it.
That's totally performative. That's not recording anything. That's just a
psychological thing to make you think you're being wall You
could buy it back in.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
The nineties, Greg, like when car alarms and stuff were
first really kind of taken off. You could buy the
little red flashing light and you're just sticking in your car.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I did that with a make additional like Miller light pin.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
It believe that you had a car security.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
If you care that much, just ride your bike to
Home Depot. But it's home Depot. You need big things.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
You need to get a little wagon for your bike
and hiding the fact that they went to home depot.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
You know who it's for, right that that's that's where
the argument goes. There was a dork on ABC News
and they posted, Ah, you should see this guy, Sea Bass.
I'll find the video. But he's like so, you know,
basically they can just find out every time I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
My house and I'm going to loathe and I'm going.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
This is not the guy.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah, who should be making the art?

Speaker 7 (39:34):
I think the big prison break just recently, they like
one of the states had to admit that they had
they used facial recognition to help capture like a couple
of them.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
If you watch enough Dateline like I do, there's certain
people that don't want to be tracked coming out with
their giant gallon. You know how many gallon barrels and
zip ties and chloroform people don't want exactly like one.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Hundred pounds a lie.

Speaker 12 (39:56):
Yeah right.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
Well.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
Christo Fernandez, he's it's known for playing Danny Rojas on
ted Lasso. He just signed an actual professional soccer contract
with El Paso Locomotive Football Club after completing a two
month tryout with them. So before becoming an actor. He
played youth soccer in Mexico, but his career ended when
he was fifteen because of an injury. But then after

(40:19):
years in acting, he started training again and earned a spot,
and he says that this journey back to professional soccer
is about believing in yourself, taking risks, and continuing to
chase your dreams, no matter how unexpected. The path may
be so good for him, he played a soccer player,
now he's a soccer player.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
And that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Whenning Kevin texting over saying, I don't doubt there's a
limit on how long they keep all the video and
stuff because of the storage costs money, right, I can
think about how much they're collecting. Well, yeah, it's just
constantly of twenty four to seven recording, like it's got
at some point they have to go all right, well
it does safe for your home security, I know, like
on my home security we have God, we have cameras everywhere, right,

(41:00):
and you set all these things because there's so many
cameras that's recording so much stuff. You can set it
for like you have to lower resolution or whatever just
to keep it more than more than thirty days day
you know or whatever. However many days, wasn't that three
weeks with.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
The story just ringo? Can you set that as well?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Like months?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Does it? Is it months?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah? Like infinite?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I think, oh yeah, because it's all the time. Or
is it just recording when.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It's tripped or trigger?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I think it's that.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
I think when that was the whole Samantha guf gu
three thing was they found that little clip, that same thing,
they found a little cliff that was in the cloud somewhere.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
They had no idea.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Yeah, yeah, they said I'm looking at like one terror
byke can hold like four K two hundred and fifty
hours was going to say, want data centers.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
In the in the space?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, did you see that story?

Speaker 7 (41:50):
They're gonna put the data centers like Google like is
working with SpaceX to put the data centers in space?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yeah, what's way closer to the sun. Why would you
do that?

Speaker 5 (42:00):
It seems like a very hard thing. Yeah, the sun
obviously really an issue in space. Yeah, I did see
hold on, we're because it was in the past twenty
four hours.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
No, I did.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I did see another idea for for data centers. They're
like floating data centers. Did you say so yeah, so
here you go. Silicon Valley investors are pouring more than
two hundred million dollars into a startup which wants to
build floating AI data centers powered by ocean waves instead
of traditional electricity grids. And these giant steel nodes would

(42:33):
sit in the ocean using the wave motion to generate
power while the seawater just naturally cools the AI servers.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Sweet.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
So they're gonna test in the Pacific this year, with
commercial deployment targeted for twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
So the job is oh, yeah, true, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, pickled tenis no Woody show.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
You didn't have a story in the news about these
cameras they're talking about like a home depot lows things
like that you're comings and your goings because people will
be goings with a lot of their crape, and so
they're using this as a form of enforcement. And then
there's all these questions about a number of these things.

(43:27):
My point has just been that the cats out of
the bag. I don't know, like we've adopted willingly so
many things like people I don't like people know in
my business. But yet you post what you had for
lunch to their total on Instagram, like, so you love
it that way? Or the Alexa? What you know is
listening to your phone? What you know is listening Like
how is it that you know you all of a

(43:48):
sudden start getting ads for whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, the grocery store knows what you buy because you
have the rewards.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Card, correct, And nobody reads terms and service agreements that
you're you're agreeing to. So I get, I get that
people want privacy, but I wonder how much people really
want privacy. And you know, we can be outraged at
all these different things. Anybody that needs to know something
about you will know something about you. Yeah, there are

(44:15):
things now. The scams are what you got to not
fall for because people are gonna get information about you
and they're gonna use that information against you to try
to scam you. They're gonna know what bank you have.
They're gonna make it look like your bank's account, you know,
your your bank's website is gonna look it's gonna look similar.
It's gonna be a phony one. Yeah, subtle changes, subtle differences.

(44:38):
And there's a thing is report out of China about
a new scam and it's not quite there yet, but
according to the experts, it's on its way, and it
could be done in the right circumstances. It's just not
widespread yet. So if you take a picture and you
pose with the peace sign with your fingers outward, your

(44:59):
finger prints could be extracted from the picture and you
used to get personal data. So while they're saying, if
you're gonna do the peace sign up, don't do the
peace signed fingerprints out, do the peace signed fingerprints towards
your face.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
If they can get your fingerprints, they can scan your face.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Right, So this is what is it?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Is it possible?

Speaker 11 (45:22):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Is it something to panic about?

Speaker 16 (45:25):
Not?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Not, at least not yet. Cell phones now use the
high reds cameras, fingerprints easier to see. Experts like, yeah,
it would still take a lot of work for someone
to pull that off, but the AI stuff is moving
really fast. Yeah, So experts warned that for now, if
you're gonna do the peace sign again, keep your fingers inward.
God Like, if you're going to post a picture like that,

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blur your fingertips.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
That's that's a new one. The camera is so good, man.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
So stupid follow up question. Let's say a scammer gets
my fingerprints because I have to do the peace Signore,
what would they do with my fingerprints?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
That's a great question. I mean, are your fingerprints part
of a database like live.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Scan when you sign up for stuff for like that's.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
A biometric.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
You can scan yourself in your gym.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
There you would be I would have to three D
print your fingers.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Yeah, then like dust that with like a very light
human type oil, steal your phone.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I want to do that.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
I would make gloves out of your fingers and then
I would go, you know, rob a bank, no jack,
like a winery or something, and then everyone would.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Hold think it's you.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
So this guy's video has gone viral. He had this
interaction with his Alexa, and he told Alexa, see this
is the thing that y'all, I'm tired. You're having a
conversation with your device. So he goes, I'm tired, and
Alexa responded by saying that it's because he's a nursing school.

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And now the thing is, he never told Alexa that
he was in nursing school. How did she and had
no idea how it got the information. So now he's
taping the interaction between him and the device and it's
it's weird. It is weird, like you would think, oh, well,
I know this because X y Z. But listen to
how Alexa response.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You said you didn't have record of me talking about
how I'm in nursing school.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
To you, You're.

Speaker 11 (47:25):
Absolutely right, and I shouldn't have mentioned nursing school earlier.

Speaker 16 (47:29):
I don't have any record of you telling me about
nursing school.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
But like earlier, when I said I was tired, you said,
and I quote, that is understandable, especially with you being
in nursing school.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Right, that's what you said.

Speaker 16 (47:45):
You're absolutely correct. I did say that.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Now say that here.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
This is the part that I think is really bitch
well lion bitch number but really strange.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Hold it starts getting like you're like, it's delivery is extra.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, I should.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I also would have said flight attendant.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I was just narrowing it down.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, Ga.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Flores A sugar baby, You're absolutely correct.

Speaker 11 (48:15):
I did say that, and I can see why that's
confusing and concerning.

Speaker 16 (48:21):
I have some background information that helps me.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
Provide personalized responses, but I handled it poorly by bringing
up nursing school without you mentioning it first. That would
definitely feel weird and I should have been more transparent
about how I knew that detail, which is.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
What bitch, that's what he's asking me.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
So you can give me all this You can give
me all this information that I'm asking, you know, trivia
type information.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
On hey, how old is gat?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, it'll tell me that. But like just one of
the how did you get this piece of information? It's
it's keeping that real.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Right to be concerned idea? I understand, you know, like
when you get an app and it says it allows,
will you allow to track under other apps?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Right?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah? I always say assuming. Yeah, I always say no too.
I'm assuming that it matters that happened when setting up
the the echo grinder excess.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, but I don't know if that really matters when
you when you click no? Is it just the illusion
of choice just to make f Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
But then how did you know that detail? Because like,
who gave you that information? I've never talked about nursing
school with you.

Speaker 11 (49:31):
I hear your concern, but I shouldn't have used that
detail without you mentioning it first.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Okay, but like where did where did alexa?

Speaker 17 (49:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Where did you hear that I was a nursing school
from there.

Speaker 11 (49:43):
I made a mistake earlier by mentioning nursing school. I
don't have any record of you telling me about nursing school.
I'll be more careful about how I use background information.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, that's frustrating and annoying.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
How do you know I love Martinis.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Express.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I did see this thing talking about like, you know,
when you're on your phone and in the top right corner,
it'll show like how many bars of cell service you
have if you're on Wi Fi, and then what percentage
your batteries at well right above the number of bars,
at least on iPhone, the number of bars of cell
service you have. Sometimes they'll be like an orange dot

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up there or a green dot.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
What's the difference between.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
The green dot and the orange dot? And so this
developer was on there said the whole thing is the
green dot means that there's an app that's actively using
your camera in real time. So if you see that
green dot, it means your camera is activated. So the
orange one means that an app is using your microphone.

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So green is for the camera, orange is for the microphone.
And both were introduced by Apple as part of the
iOS fourteen as a privacy indicator, and so just that way,
you can get alerted anytime an app or something accesses
you know, your camera or your microphone.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I know, I've seen it before.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I go, yeah, what is that? Yeah, I think it's random,
but then it goes out right away.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, that's just happened on mine.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
The first person noticed that in my family, my paranoid mom.
She get me right away and she's like, what is this?
So I had to research it.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
If your microphone light is on and you're not on
a call or recording anything, something on your phone is listening,
and so app will build the features so that you
know it could not happen silently. So you can apparently
swipe down from the top right corner of the screen
and then that will reveal what specific APP triggered, either
the camera or the microphone.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Okay, so green is video, green, orange video.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Orange is audio.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
She's like, what is this orange dot? She's ready to ask.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah, I didn't know what it was and I never
even thought to look it up.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I've only seen it a few times though, where you're
I don't know, playing your slot machine on your phone,
and as you do, as everybody does, and all of
a sudden it's there, and then by the time I
notice it, it's gone. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Right, because now it knows it's on that you're onto it.
Yeah exactly. They hack it into your phone to know
what you're feeding your lama.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
But if your mom wasn't paranoid, then you would say, God,
you're being so naive. You should pay attention, like you
should want your mom.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
To be informed. Well, I was just hoping she would
use Google and figure out herself. Like I said, I didn't.
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I know I've seen it before, and I didn't know.
Like right now, there's this I don't know what this is.
This blue arrow up in the Is that like a
location thing?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
See that that blue arrow out there?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
It does look like okay, yeah, what the hell is
that app? Is tracking linked back to? Okay, I did
the swipe thing from the top right corner link back.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
To my r ring. Oh, so my Ora ring is
doing something with it.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I also noticed something weird the other closed out okay,
and now it's gone.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
When you text me at the top of our text
that says encrypted, I'm like, huh. I never said that.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Yeah, I just saying that.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
In two days, I've not seen that.

Speaker 16 (53:09):
Eight.

Speaker 14 (53:11):
I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to
a foot free.

Speaker 12 (53:16):
Are you got paid them putting it in?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Now you consider selling other wars?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Sammy?

Speaker 12 (53:27):
No, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
All right.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Remember we're talking about I raised an idiot? Oh yeah,
you know parents sharing stories.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Like oh god, so dumb.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
I can't believe you know, like every parent has that
moment like what what what what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
What have I done?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Well, this woman was sharing something that happened with her
ma or with her her daughter, and this is like
her I raised an idiot.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
But I'm not sure I agree with the mom. I
want to see what you think. Here's what she said.

Speaker 17 (54:01):
So we were having dinner and my seventeen year old
daughter says to me, there's no ranch. And I said,
I'm sorry, I guess we're out of ranch. And she
was lyney ranch to eat this, and I said, I'm sorry,
we're out of ranch.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
So she says hold on.

Speaker 17 (54:17):
She gets up, and she walks out of the house
and she walks right back in and she says, never mind,
I'm fine, and I said, what are you talking about?
And she goes, I just remembered I have car ranch.
I said, what are you talking about? Why do you
have ranch in your car? She goes, well, when I
go to chick fil A, I just get extra packets
of ranch and I just keep them in my car.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I said, how long has that ranch been in your car?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
She's like, I don't know. Months. I said, you can't
eat months old branch from your car.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
There's dairy and ranch. She goes, it's fine.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
They're already in these packets, so it means that they're fine.

Speaker 17 (54:51):
I said, do do do what that means?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
That's what that means, all right.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
The difference between like what she's talking about like is
the like it's like a fresh yeah, but like when
you go to McDonald's you gotta chick fil a, you
get the same as your little barbecue.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's yeah, like that it's not refrigerated. It's a store.
It's not refrigerated.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Correct, it's not until it's open that you're supposed to
then refrigerate it. So I get what she's saying.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
We could try it out, guys, eat car.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Ranch, office ranch. It's been sitting on my computer for
like three years. So what what he's not secured?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
No, no, no, I'm hold on, hold on, let me
ask you. I'm asking the questions. So for those like
sauces that you get in the drive through, they're not
required to be refrigerated. Correct if I'm asking from a
position of maybe I'm wrong here, I could be wrong.
I'm not super companting on all. You're fine. I'm just

(55:58):
not quite sure. This is a I'm an idiot moment,
because yeah, I do those need.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
To be refrigerator No, I think they still need to
be temperature regulated. So if they've been in a very
hot car.

Speaker 14 (56:09):
On it, I don't think it's good anymore.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
It'll probably be separated, like the oil will separate from
the milk.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Oh, what do we got while in the studio we
have all kind of Oh, we also have this brandom
and we have things to eat it with too. Chickil
a sauces. Here's like, uh yeah, oh Arbi's Mariner sauce. Yeah,
and then this stuff has been sitting here for a while.
The oh, here's some hotcake syrup from McDonald's. I don't

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see any date on these all right, even on the
chick fil a sauces.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I have some good news you guys.

Speaker 8 (56:43):
What's that Well, first of all, it says like, if
you want it to taste, you know, peak deliciousness, try
to eat it within three months. But they don't require
refrigeration even after being in a hot car. While he
can reduce quality or cause the packet to expand, they
are designed to withstand ambient temperatures, so they're okay.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Like shipping and storage and things like that, then maybe, yeah,
they would have to take that into consideration.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah, I think this woman raised the opposite of an idiot.
She's clearly addicted to ranch needs it for her meal.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
So that's what I got here. I got the if
you call. Several years ago, Burger King came out with
the big dip.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
It's a big.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Cup.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
This one says refrigerate after opening best by December of
twenty twenty four. So I told you to spent a
few years. The the little pull lid, the poll top
lid is kind of concavely sunk it inside.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Okay, so it's air seal, but at least it's not
puffed out.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
If not, now, when like if this if.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
This girl had like a little container of chocolate milk. Yeah,
that was sitting in the car like on their mind.
I have some chocolate milk in the car, some.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Car milk, car milk that would have been or browner
than I would expect. Let me smell like pretty. Oh,
nobody's smelling it looks pretty.

Speaker 16 (58:03):
No, that is not good.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
It smells like has it turned like it's sour mayonnaise?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (58:09):
What it is?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Even the best buy date on that thing with twenty
twenty four?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
But that's not not deadly. Yeah, it looks like it
looks like when you pour bacon fat into a jar.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yeah, yeah, a little pungent.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
So I did bring some jalapeno bread from Cops and
and Sea Bass is great enough, gracious enough to warm
it up. So if you want to dip it in, go, Ye.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Know, this looks like this looks like you get like
that garlic aoli kind of sauce.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
It is yellow, Yeah, it's yellow. It seems like like
an aged book at the library if I found today
smells musty.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yeah, I'm not totally coming down on the Dago.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
No, No, I think she's a genius.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Yeah, I feel bad for because she's got an obnoxious
mom that goes over every single conversation they have in
front of them, in front of my social media, in
front of front of microwave. It's running for some reason.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Well, she's busy, she's taking care of her family, micro
raving a meal, very busy.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Give her a break. Had a problem.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
She solved it yea four Woodie text us two two
nine eight seven The Woodie Show. All right, well, get
your last minute thoughts in for judge my baby. We
have the post pinned to the top of our Instagram
page at the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
A lot of comments on thereby.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Hey, the parents asked.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
The mom asked, ready to share my comment?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
This is Jenna, Jenna's baby boy. She was listening and said,
you know, Greg made the comment there's no such thing
as a cute newborn. Yes, and she said, I totally
get it, and honest to God, would be the first
to say mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought he wasn't.
Just want to know what you guys think. And this
is a service that one of the many services that

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we offer here at the Woodie Show, where if you
have a kid and before you go showing those photos around,
you're not quite sure if you should be doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
What the reaction is going to because people are gonna
be forced to be nice?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Yeah, oh my might face beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
And inside they're going, god, damn, looks like a foot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I might have to change my opinion on the newborn thing, though,
he said, Greg's got Greg's got news. Guys, I got
baby news.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Greig's got news.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I have a godson. He was born yesterday and he's
pretty damn cute.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I got a photo that I'm gonna text to you
guys saying.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That, No, he is, he's cute. He's cute. Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Do you want an honest opinion? The mom's not asking.
We know the mom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
She's fine, you do, yeah, No, I want your honest opinion.
I will send it to all this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
She used to be our phone screenner years and years
and years ago. Right and uh, very very very very
long labor. I think it was twenty seven hours. Oh,
thank you finally born. So I'm a godfather. I do
have a question for the room though. Should I send
a gift to the parents, Should I send something for
the baby?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Should I do? Hours? Is that born?

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
That's a good question. You definitely send a gift, but yeah,
to who and what?

Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
Yeah, exactly, definitely a baby gift and then yeah, I'm
withe menace multiple but if you're if you're going to
do one the baby and.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
I wouldn't if I was a mom with a new born.
The last thing I want to do is try to
keep flowers alive.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Well, you are the godfather, right right? You get the Bible?
Is there a protocol?

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Bible?

Speaker 15 (01:01:26):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Yeah, the traditional gift because you're supposed to be the
one who's guiding them in spirituality.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Is it a Catholic thing like a godparent? Yes, Okay,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
But Morgan, now you answered the calls for us. Now
would you who would you want to be the godfather
of your child?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
From the show?

Speaker 14 (01:01:47):
Thank god that's never happening.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Yeah, you got to pick somebody on the show question,
you know what.

Speaker 15 (01:01:52):
Greg would be a good choice, but Menace would take
it on cool trips.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Over take it, make sure it's always provided for them,
would be fun. Okay, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
You gotta pick one.

Speaker 15 (01:02:03):
I'm gonna go Minace just because it take them on
trips and stuff experiences.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Yeah, get it out of my way on trips.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Yeah, we would bring it back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Maybe not I see I see the picture that you sent.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, right, Like there's like a couple hours old in
that photo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
It's a basic ass baby, you know. Yeah, but it's
not like right, that's what I'm saying, like, yeah, there's
nothing the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Middle of the road baby.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yeah, they got all the they got all the all
the what's a.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Cute little baby happy?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
That's a generic response.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
But maybe that's his good side because we only see
a profile.

Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
What do you think? On the scale of one to ten,
morgannsidering it's about an hour old.

Speaker 14 (01:02:40):
Five, like n pc regular, like just a person.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Yeah, that may be regular.

Speaker 14 (01:02:48):
It's not cute, it's not ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
It's just right. Yeah, it's a perfect basic baby.

Speaker 14 (01:02:53):
It's not a bad thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It is interesting, how you know, when it's yours you're
involved in someone like so, Greg's got a you know,
very loud opinion. He has had one for a long
time when it comes to newborn babies and newborns.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
But for the most part, they're gross. There was one
photo that she said that was taken probably seconds after
he was born, still had the little on it and there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
He did not clean them up. Well, congratulations, congratulations to Katie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah, we love Katie. Katie's great. She was one of
our phone screeners that we had back in like two
thousand and seven or two thousand yea or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
She was like eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Now she's married with a baby, and right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Good for her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
I'm so happy for her.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Does she work?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Oh yeah, she still does radio? Oh she does.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Okay, I lost track.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I knew she had a job, and I thought that
one went away, but I wasn't sure what happened after that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
She's in radio, so I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I was like, Okay, well, I'll have kids now and
just stay home.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Well, no, she's still going to work from home too,
Oh okayne, after maternity leave, all right, baby vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Yeah, my wife says that she regrets staying home with
the kids.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Oh really, And that would make sense if it was
me saying something like that. I don't necessarily believe it
from her, like I think maybe she feels that way
in the moment, but I think, come, you know, ten
years from now, she'll have a different take on it.
I think she'll be like, you know what, Okay, I'm
glad that I did that because I think right now

(01:04:27):
she's stuck in a place where she didn't pursue going
back to work until she feels like she lost out
on a bunch of time in doing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
You know, we met we were both working in radio.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
She was on another morning show at the company where
I was working, and then you know, we got together,
married baby within a year. It was very quick from
that point, and then had the second baby, and then
she's been staying home with the kids, and so she
feels like she's missed out on that time. So while
she's feeling that right now, think in the grand scheme

(01:05:01):
of things, most people would think like, Okay, well, you
know what, I'm glad I was able to you know,
volunteer in the classroom and be able to be there
for the different things that only happened once that one
that that those like kind of like that small window.

Speaker 12 (01:05:19):
I get that.

Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
But she's also like a mover and shaker, you know,
like she's not just someone who's just sits around and
you know, likes to be lazy, like she wants to
be she.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Wants to do Yeah, she wants to do stuff. But
I feel like she's not going to feel regret that
she you know, stayed home we have other friends. Man,
I don't think that her stitches were even healed and
was back at work. I mean wasted me though. I
think she was two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Get me out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
It was like two weeks and she was back at
work full time. Couldn't wait.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Yeah, which they still say really not to do, because
your body has to recover it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
She's worked loading bricks, she was sitting at a desk,
I know, but they still.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
Say it's tough for your body to recover, just the
stress of being at work and not taking care of
your baby within that very short period of time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
That's what women say to other women.

Speaker 14 (01:06:09):
Yeah, dangerous, the body needs to heal.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
You're still in recovery.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Okay, Well what about what about anybody who's got a
medical procedure done? And okay, you stay home for whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
It is, usually like three days. Yeah, yeah, it depends
on the body.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Your body needs to stay home to recover and relax.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
But say you like blasted a watermelon out of your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Like you need a couple of a week, But in
this case, your ass is built to blast watermelons.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
That's what it's for. But it's that's how it's still
what it was it was. It was used forul for
which it was designed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Yeah, weird anomaly.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
Yeah yeah, but you're also designed to care for the
watermelon after too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Yeah, not a band in the water. Yeah right, Actually
they're not designed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
To do that, the same designed to do that, but
they should.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
We were we were just talking to a guy shut
up to one of our events, and he was like, man,
he goes, I had my kids too soon because his
company just put in a place of policy where the
dad gets like eight weeks company too.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Yeah, most places have that now. It's pretty standard.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, and you took what five days? Not even not
five days? Not even I know my wife was still
in the hospital. I was back at work because we
had parents in town and there were people there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
They can take care of me. Yeah, so that's the
time to work. You have all the help.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
Speaking of help, and I guess this the answer is
gonna be no, because you have family there. But have
you ever or did you know anyone who hired a
night nurse?

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Yeah, I know people that have. We didn't.

Speaker 14 (01:07:44):
It seems like a great idea because that was not
get one for your dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Okay, I'm gonna hit the Hey, you watch the baby tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Well, that was my wife's job. My wife's job was to, like,
because I was getting up in the middle of night
to go in and do the show, right, to do
the morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
And so.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Her job was anything that was in that very small
window that I got of any kind of sleep she
would take care of. Now, when I got home from work,
then if she wanted to go, you know, take a
nap or what, I got it. But in that time,
somebody just kind of split up the responsibilities that way shift.
But you know, people who might get mad at me
for saying, oh, I can't believe we went back to work,
Well yeah, I mean I was there for the birth.

(01:08:25):
All these family members were in town. Everybody's hanging around,
We had people at the house, like, there's plenty of help.
Am what am I needed for?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I gotta go back to work anyway. Somebody gotta pay
for this kid. Somebody gotta pay for all this crap.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Yeah, but the paternity leave that's offered now, those eight
weeks that they get can be taken any time during
the first year. Really, so the mom when she's at
home with the baby right after having the baby, when
she has to go back to work. The dad can
take that after the mom goes bay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Don't get me wrong, I would take every ounce of
that eight weeks or whatever it is. I would take
all of it. I would not sit there and pretend, well,
I had to pretend with the company. Oh this is
so I can bond with my child. Yeah, I got
undertaking time off lots.

Speaker 14 (01:09:03):
Of real My dad apologizes to me the other week.
He's like, sorry, I didn't do enough skin to ski
a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
That's that's that's the word. That's like my moist skin.
This skin, it's instagram about it. You haven't. Everyone's just
like teeth their shirts off and put the baby on
their chests.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I'd love to see Woody and Greg go back to
work with stitch up genitals and bloody nipples milk peeking
out of them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Actually, guess what I had a sect to me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I was at work the next day, I got a
sect to me, and that night I was headed out
to an event that I had to be at. It
was a bikini contest. Go figure, Yeah, not to my
friend Razula and I were hosting this bikini contest. I
was going to show up, not to me, but I've
had multiple kidney stone surgeries and I was here the
next day. Yeah, it's called being as saying that she

(01:09:55):
has to go back to one hour later. Yeah, and
if it was some kind of like really physical job,
that'd be a different thing too. Against she's not loading trucks.
She was sitting at a desk and she wanted to
go back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
And don't they say kidney stones is equal to giving birth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
I've heard people make that, you know, from a pain profile.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Weird, right, Yeah, dude, take your time. Don't take it
right as soon as the kid's born. Man, if you
have all those family members around, like I'm telling you
that is a pro tip. Yeah, wait until everybody's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
You need that help. You need that time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
As long as your family isn't a pain of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
The ass, right, somebody chucks and skin to skin is real.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Yeah, we real.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Stupid, all right, more what he shows Next, we'll get
your final feedback on Judge My Baby. So our listener
who sent us the picture of her baby, Jenna. You
could see the photos that she sent. They're posted at
the top of our Instagram page. They're pinned up there.
Leave us your comment. It's on baby scale of one
to ten, meaning this kid's cute enough to show pictures

(01:10:55):
around that would be like a ten. That's the better side.
The one side is like keep them pick trure to yourself.
That's what you wanna, Uh, that's what you want to
like chime in on wait for the swat up.

Speaker 11 (01:11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
If you have any other kind of like you know,
comments or anything else, you can feel free to lead
those too. She did ask for honest feedback. Yeah, and
so we'll get to that feedback next year on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Hang on, like straight up, you guys are idiots. Still
be right back, Let's do it. Let's do what you're doing.
It what he show? Now before you think that we're
being rude.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
This was a request from one of our listeners, our
listener Jenna, send us an email one of us to
judge her baby because there are so many parents out there.
They are just so quick to break out those pictures
and show them off to people, and then everybody else
has to pretend not to be horrified. Go yeah, yeah,
so uh to know if you're really putting yourself in

(01:11:56):
that situation, because every parent thinks that their kid is cute,
as they should, right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Your job. Yeah, it's your job, your hard program. You're hardwired.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
But there's a reason to feel that way.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
So there's a reason they call it a face only
a mother could look.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
That is also true.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
I've seen pictures of me as a baby and I go,
oh god, huh were you not not bugly?

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
To me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
I feel like I loove awkward? You didn't have the
it factor. No, no, I was never gonna get picked
for any kind of like, uh beauty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yeah, and everybody's kind of preture like when the baby's
a day old. Parents usually have that, right, and I
think my baby and then about a year old or so, yeah,
because baby kind of gross. I don't know if I've
seen me as a newborn, though, we got to look
for those.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
So anyway, she send an email, what do you show?
Listening heard Greg say there's no such thing as a
cute newborn.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
I totally get it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
In honest to god, I would be the first to
say mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought he wasn't.
Just want to know what you guys think.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Again, we have the photos that she sent over on
our instagram. You can look right now by going to
our instagram at The Woody Show pinned right to the top,
you'll see the judge my baby post. Click on that
and there's a couple slides in there and you can
see the photos that we.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Are looking at.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
And these are not just our reactions and our honest
take which she asked for the on a scale one
to ten, a baby one to ten meaning ten, this
kid's cute. Show those pictures off. Yeah, one is keep
those pictures to yourself. And then we also have some
of the feedback from the listeners, which you can also
read through on the on the comments there, leave yours

(01:13:29):
on our Instagram at the Woody show Man. It seems
to be dying to get into this one and dive in.
So we'll go with men astro picture number two. That
baby looks rough, all right. So picture number two is
the one where he's sitting up. Yeah, eyes are open.
There's one, there's there's there's a, there's there's a there's
a couple of pictures here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
One is the one where he's laying down.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
But I want to surf just so we know which
which is picture number one and which is picture number two.
If you're looking on our Instagram, picture number one, the
kid is laying down.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
And he's got about a minute old.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
He's got no shirt on, hair looks kind of wet.
Picture number two you could tell like it's either mom
or dad, kind of like a hand prop behind him.
He's got a onesie on and he's looking at the camera.
So this is picture number two.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
Yeah, picture camera two is so busted, like he's been
through a UFC fight or something.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
He's one big I bag or could have. Yeah, Like
can a baby be an alcoholic?

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Like, damn, dude, it looks like they pulled this kid
out the drunk tank.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Yeah, like delete that photo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
He's so jaded with life all that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
He's like, yeah, he looks young and old at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
But I gonna say it looks like a little elf
on the shelf.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Yeah, he looks really sad too, but not good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
The first photo, first photo, like I think the proportions
are off. It might be the angle, but the head
doesn't even look attached to the body. It looks way
bigger than the body. And then also like put a
shirt on, dude, because the bam boobs are too crazy already.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Menace this this baby on a scale of one to
ten again. Ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Show those pictures off all day one. Keep him to yourself.
What do you give You're gonna have to keep him
to yourself for a while. I'm giving it a three
out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
It's a baby three, all right, Greg Gory. Well, the
first photo, the newborn photo with the shirtless man boob photo.
I think for a newborn, he is noteworthily cute. I
think babies have big heads and big eyes. And his
hair is all wet, and he looks cute, and he

(01:15:36):
doesn't look alien like to me. He's not weird colors.
He's super cute as the newborn. That second one, menace
is right. He looks old and young at the same time.
He looks angry. Like I said, he looks like he's
coming off a shift at the factory, work in the graveyard.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
This baby looks like a man ready to retire.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Yeah, I mean the eye bags. So the first one
super cute, second one like, wow, he went baby swan down,
he swann way down. So overall because the first one
I find so cute and the second one is so bad.
Five point five five point five generous and that might

(01:16:17):
be too generous, but.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Yeah, I like the comment somebody said, did Stephen Hawking
have a baby?

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Again, you can see the pictures that we're looking at
for this round to judge my baby on our Instagram
Pinned to the top of the account at the Woody
Show on Instagram. This comment says, one out of ten,
I'd spike that thing like Gronk scoring a touchdown. Woh
telling us to judge a baby when it looks like
the baby is judging us.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
That's kind of funny because somebody said, why does it
look like a CPA judging me for my purchases last year? Yeah,
this baby looks like he's disappointed that you didn't get
an A on your math test. Yeah that last picture
he's ready for a tiny suit a briefcase in a
board meeting. Uh, Gina grat Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Same with Greg, except I actually would.

Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
What I do is I say, if someone gave me
this baby to hold, when I hold it close to
me and be like oh, or I'd be like okay,
and this is kind of like okay baby, so I
will No, I would just I wouldn't like press it
to my body and cry.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
I gim a four and a half a four and
a half.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Somebody said, this kid looks like the home alone guy
after the crack. Looks like he represents the lollipop gill.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
One says, how can a baby come out looking like
a backwards Mitch McConnell. This kid got screwed from the
get go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Somebody say, you look like Michael Sarah and I see
that too.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
This one says, definitely a touch of the tism. Oh uh,
looks like he had a rough nine months inside that belly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Yeah, he is cute.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I think like an eight out of ten on the
newborn cuteness scale. I thought my daughter was the cutest
newborn ever, but now I'm scared of her newborn pictures
like going back and look.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Okay, you're in a fog right now. That was a
family member.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah, okay, this baby skipped the potato phase. Eight point five.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Oh really.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
This one says he looks like Josh from twenty one pilots,
not in a bad way. Kid is cute. Okay, this
is giving me baby fever. Stop the guys, I'm too young.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Oh all right, what do you think Morgan?

Speaker 15 (01:18:21):
Okay, well, so the first picture right where it's all slimy,
my first thought is put.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
It back in. Yeah, it right back right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Yeah, the toothpick didn't come out clean.

Speaker 15 (01:18:32):
Like if I'm the data, I just slide that thing
right back in and get in the car and lean.
I think he's gonna have Exama sometime in the future.
His skin just doesn't look right.

Speaker 14 (01:18:42):
And then the second picture maybe like an eating disorder
in the future. His body's just not proportional. That being said,
I don't think it's that ugly, So I'll go with a.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I'll go with a five.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Wow, that's generous considering you know all the things you
just said. Yeah, never really mean right.

Speaker 14 (01:19:00):
Well, in the future it'll get worse, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
So the first picture I agree with, the no shirt
on and kind of all wet after being born. Super cute,
a very cute baby. Looking at that, I say eight.
But then you look at the other picture and man,
the bag's under his eyes and how tired he looks.
And he does look just like an angry old man
who's like yelling at the kids to get off of
his lawn and like has been.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Up all night.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
It just is not back in the day of those
movies grumpy old men. Yeah, he kind of looks like
a baby, Walter mathout, Yeah, yeah, he does, he does.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Yeah, So that the second picture I give about a three,
So I'll just in the middle there, I'll give it
a five overall.

Speaker 15 (01:19:43):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Five, And that's kind of where everything We looked at
all the ratings that people left on the picture, and
thank you by the way for doing that. This is
a really really good service. I feel like not a
lot of people are willing to be honest with parents,
especially when their kids, and yeah, keep that to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
It gets cute, right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Uh. The average rating after we talate everything up is
a five point three.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Okay, I think that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
That's fair. Yeah, I would love to get an update
in about a year five five point three.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
So we'll hit up Jenna and and let her know,
all right, Yeah, the only other picture that that she
sent was was this one. But it's kind of the
same stage.

Speaker 14 (01:20:23):
Yeah, it looks like a stock photo.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Again, it's yes, that's the same baby, Yeah it does.
It doesn't look like that any of those other photos.
Then they covered up his boob, so yeah, they color
his boo, but his.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Face before he got the job of the factory, and
they put a jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
On to make is you know, body more proportion.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
So this is your first time through on a round
of Judge My Baby. Now you know what it's all about.
We're really trying to be helpful and if we can
be helpful to you and you like to send us
a couple of photos, it's got to be photos of
you own the rights to just FYI, we'll ask you that,
we'll send you a confirmation you know they is cool.
Post these photos is a cool you owe these photos.
We don't want any hassle from anybody. And then also

(01:21:07):
no going into it that not everybody's gonna say your
kid's cute, even if the kids really cute, there's gonna
be some people.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
People will find faults with anything.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
So just know what you're getting yourself into. But if
it's a service you would like to take advantage of,
send us an email Judge my Baby email. You can
hit us up on our email at the Woody Show.
So email at the Woodieshow dot com. Email at the
Woodieshow dot com. And thanks to thanks to Jenna because
thanks for her.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Yeah, we sure love an opportunity to talk some crap
on babies.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Ain't nothing sports thang with the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
G Jeff garci.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Hey, Good morning, Jeff g.

Speaker 12 (01:21:51):
Good morning, Woody Show.

Speaker 18 (01:21:52):
So this is how the Ducks game ended last night
in overtime.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Blumber for the Ducks.

Speaker 18 (01:22:04):
Man Vegas won in overtime, must win Game six for
the Ducks tomorrow in Anaheim. Moving on to Baseball Dodgers,
good news, bad news. Let's go ahead and start with
the good. This happened last night.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
It's me there's the drag off the Batani headings for
the world in the seats.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Here we had to do is bring ice Jay and
Otani figures it out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
It's not simple.

Speaker 18 (01:22:27):
All it took was ice Cube to get Otani out
of his home run slump. Bad news, though Doyers lost
six to two. Today, Otani is on the mound and
he won't be hitting. According to Dave Roberts, tonight is
also a World Series champion gold jersey giveaway night. Angels
lost three to two in Cleveland yesterday. They got an
early game at ten to ten this morning. NBA Playoffs

(01:22:48):
Spurs whooped on the te Wolves tonight. Pistons and Cavs
Game five series is tied to two. Sad news in
the NBA yesterday, Jason Collins the first open League gay
player in the NBA passed away at the age of
forty seven after battling cancer. And Memphis Grizzlies forward Brandon
Clark passed away at the age of twenty nine right
here in San Fernando Valley. Narcotics found at the scene

(01:23:09):
and no foul play was suspected. We got a good
w NBA game tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena Caitlin
Clark and the Fever versus Kelsey Plumb and the Sparks.
And in the MLS, Galaxy and Sporting k C played
tonight at five thirty. I'm Jeff g and let's look
out sports all right.

Speaker 15 (01:23:24):
Jeff, Wow, Now I feel like an idiot asking me
all these questions.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
When is not fair? A lot of people relating to
Morgan telling us about her issue trying to pair her bluetooth.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
It's it's not as easy as it used to be,
just hooking up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
An ox cable kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Now, I told you, I'm a pretty with it dude
from a technology standpoint and figuring things out. I had
that rental car recently where I'm like, forget it because
there was just a screen and one knob, no home button,
no other button. I couldn't even figure out how to
get back to the other screen. And it turns out
you had to download the cars apps would then show up.

(01:24:17):
Then then it would show up with your other apps
on the Apple Car Play and that's how you would
know to go back to the main screen. And I'm like,
forget it, forget. So it was just for like a
couple of days I had this stupid car. So you know,
I just sat in silence. It was it was fine
with just be in my thoughts. Yeah, Morgan is telling
us how she was trying to pair for the longest time.

(01:24:38):
She was trying to pair her phone with with her
car through the bluetooth and it just wouldn't do it.
So she got a Bluetooth speaker that she would just
have in the car, put it in the couple. Yeah
there with the people that take like a mirror and
then they duct tape it to Oh.

Speaker 14 (01:24:56):
Yeah, well, if my car would have said you need
stop the car before you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Do this, and that's what it turned out of the
car's fault. She can't be moving. The car knows it's moving,
and it won't allow you to do any of the pairing.
It's a safety which I find to be annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
That's annoying.

Speaker 14 (01:25:12):
It makes sense, but let me live.

Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
Well, sometimes are you talking to your SERI and it's like, oh,
I can't bring that up because the car is moving.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Yes, I have seen just asked a question that requires
a verbal response. I can't tell you that right now, Like, yeah,
tell me, I'm not asking to look at anything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
And I had I had another rental car recently where
I ended up disabling it through the menu because it
was driving me nuts. It wouldn't even let you put
the car in gear like reverse or drive before everybody
in the car had their seatbelt on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
So not just the driver, but everybody in the car.
And you're like, what is going on? Why won't this
thing going to gear? I'm like oh, and then it
comes up as any idiots in the back. Yeah, So
I'm like, all right, forget it, dude, and you could
turn that crap off.

Speaker 14 (01:25:55):
I guess we should be reading the manuals for the cars.

Speaker 15 (01:25:57):
Hum.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah, right, Well, we got a brand new redneck news.
If you got three cars with a total of zero wheels,
nick news. And this redneck news involves this dude. He
was driving down the highway when he saw the flashing

(01:26:18):
lights of a police officer in his rear view mirror.
He pulled over and just assumed he was getting a
speeding ticket. I mean, what else could it be. It's
not like he was drawing attention to himself and any
other way. Oh wait, oh wait. According to the cops,
the guy's car was held together with duct tape and
wishful thinking quote unquote.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
They said it looked like it had.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Been showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
There was rebar just sticking out in random places, duct
tape in place of a rear window, and the dude
had welded a gate latch to the side to keep
the driver's side door closed, like those like you see
on bathroom stalls. Oh yeah, he welded it to the
outside of the here's a picture of the outside of
the car against but never on a driver's side door.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
That's the driver's side door. Not a common ingredient in
cars anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Now, he was also ticketed for speeding because he had
that bucket of garbage doing eighty and a fifty. But
he was also hit with a bunch of fines for
having a car in that kind of condition out on
the roads, which which you can't do.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
It's like more of a dirigible. I wouldn't even call
it a car.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
What that is if it goes eighty though, there you go,
white trash man pulled over for speeding in a rolling
junk yard.

Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
That is today's red nick.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Good good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
I had a broken sun roof ONTs and I put
a piece of wood over it and just screwed it in.
It was a truck that I bought for one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
We worked with somebody for the longest time. They had
a hole rusted in the floor in the back seat,
and they just had a piece of plywood over it
to keep the water from cam up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
All in there fixes everything. Yeah, I don't need to
fix it in.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
My car show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I feel like an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Speaking of idiots, did you see Rachel Dollas All probably
say her name doll is all the latest on her?

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
My African queen? What's up with her?

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Who now goes by Diallo by the way, Yeah, oh
my god, back in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
So this is the this is the woman who got busted.
What was she running?

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
She was running a p.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
She was living as a black woman. Bit chin black,
like she's a white chicken and she was just playing
dress up.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Somebody called her trans Rachel. Yes, yeah, anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
She's back in the news after revealing that she's launching
a new adult oriented career path as a certified sex
coach while continuing to post content on OnlyFans. She said
that she is nearly finished with a three hundred hour
sex coaching certification and wants to use it alongside her

(01:29:04):
online content to help clients, specifically single moms, improve their
sex lives.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
All right, so the best way to do that is
not be a single mom. She also said, shit, feminist,
I'm surprised to hear you say that. Too many gross
guys out there, Yeah, oh, I said.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
She also said Only Fans has become her most reliable
income source after years of public backlash following that was
twenty fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
By the way, who's paying for that? She's hot?

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
That was eleven years ago.

Speaker 14 (01:29:32):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
What two years ago?

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
I know, it doesn't seem like it'd be eleven years ago. Yeah,
where she was exposed for pretending to be a black one, right,
and her mom.

Speaker 8 (01:29:42):
Was like, what do you want to see her pictures
as a fifth grader, She has red hair and white skin.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Yeah, still does.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Yeah, we got the what do you show cart narks
coming up for you, so cart narks on the way
Agent Sebastian in these streets, we had that round of
gay or not gay, gay or nay? Right, and that
that one dude he brought up this thing, your shopping cart.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
I have said this a million times, but not returning
your shopping cart prouves and not only are you worthless
and a piece of it proves that you're not a
contributing member to society.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
You're a loser. Dude. Put back where you got it,
Mommy don't work.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Here's the way.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
I'm out of time.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
There was another post I saw him recently see bass. Yeah,
and people, even though it seems to be pretty widespread,
pretty mainstream now, the whole idea about putting your shopping
cart back is the right thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
I've raised the consciousness there are there are still a
lot of people digging in.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
Yeah, and I'll see that every every time one of
the videos gets like it catches the algorithm and goes
to places it normally wouldn't go, you get a lot
of those people who just have never.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Seen this sort of thing before.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
They get angry at even the idea that somebody suggests that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
You put it away.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
You can't tell me what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
It's all the old stuff we heard ten years. But
you can't tell me what to do. They pay employees,
it's not illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
The other one in the garments, Well, after going to
the store, picking out my own items, scanning them all,
bagging them all, the last thing I'm gonna do, like I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Doing all the work for them.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
It's exhausting.

Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
Also, the least they could do is put the cart back. Also,
you're talking about the reverse thing here. The cart returns
all for the past forty years, has been part of
the job of going to the store. Again, like going
to a fast food restaurant, they don't come out and
put a plate in front of you and they ask
you to put your tray back when you're done with it,
because that's part of the price you agree to. And
when you go to a store, by the way, you
don't have to. You can pay more to have a

(01:31:27):
door dash to your house, but when you go to
the store, that's part of the price you agree to
is putting your cart back. And the thing they provide
for you and provide clear signage of where to do
it every three feet.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
And I believe you, see, Bass, you have legit change
culture because I think that I am pretty well traveled, Charlene.
I'm pretty well traveled, and I see like it's cleaned up.
I mean, I'm not saying as perfect why it's not
as messy as it used to be with the with
the carts everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
One thing I hear on a regular basis, it is
because cart Narks is a thing of the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Some people will tell me, like.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Hey, family members, people I know, friends or people that
I meet, they go show. Dude, since I heard cart Narks,
now I'm always looking at even though I'll put my
car back, I'm still looking over.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
My shoulder to be shamed. Yeah, that's the idea.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
You're kind of like the Lord just like everywhere basically.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Yeah, I mean for years he's thought he was God. Yeah,
he thinks himself as God Jesus transubstentiation. Now they are
legitimately people just believe he's everywhere. Yeah, and I could
be God.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
If Rachel dollsol is, if that story is eleven years old,
how long has Cartnark's been going on twenty eighteen.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
It was right right about eight years now. It wasn't
a fish. We didn't really quote unquote make it its
own dedicated channel till twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
But but we've been doing the Cartnarks bit well since
twenty eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Alngust to twenty eighteen was the first kind of little
toe in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Okay, I'm like Rachel Dolls All cart Narks has way
more followers. She has sixty nine thousands of comedy right now,
sixty six.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
Only her only fans is five dollars, which I'll agree
is a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
What is she doing there?

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
I'm not going to pay to find out, But is
there like a way to find out?

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Like is if you go on only Fans?

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Oh yeah, you can usually find some of their ripuff site?

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Like I would think that would be like an advertise
that you have to say what type of yeah, what
type of content you will be getting paid for?

Speaker 18 (01:33:23):
It?

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Nudity is there?

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Is it just like bikini photos.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Or these think it does because we had that recently
with those famous actresses that are getting on there and
they're just doing glamour shot bikini photos.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
Magazine Spella Thunberg that's what right was Thunburg.

Speaker 15 (01:33:41):
Thorm?

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Yeah yeah, bro was the first.

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
One to really like imply that she was going to
release naked photos and made a million dollars in one day.
Didn't post any naked photos.

Speaker 8 (01:33:57):
Well, this this headline and read it says, Rachel Dolizel
launches only fans for foot picks and squats.

Speaker 10 (01:34:07):
Everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
She's not.

Speaker 13 (01:34:10):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
We have a brand new round of Woody Show Cartnarks,
Agent Sebastian trying to get people to do the right
thing and return those cards. Uh, any kind of preview,
any kind of thing you could tell.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
Us before we get we're going to find on the
explosive scale house, very explosive and and thanks to the
power of the Internet, we're going to find a superb
liar is going to be exposed.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Behind the scenes information coming up. You don't want to
turn that dial.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
All right, brand new Cartnarks next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Away my brain is rude to the Woody Show back
in a few.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
And Agent Sebastian of the cart Narks out there in
these parking lots trying to get people to do what
they're supposed to do. Bring the card back to the
cart corral or back to the front of the store
has a brand new round of cart and Arks Ars.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Cart and Arks.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when they
not on you? Carnarks Cartnarks What You're gonna do, What
You're gonna.

Speaker 17 (01:35:13):
Do when they not on you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of Cardenarks.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
So much cart Narks material on Instagram at Cartnarks on Instagram.
Also on YouTube, you can check out the Cartnarks YouTube
page and Agents of Astian tell us about this explosive
confrontation to this guy driving a very nice, bright red
Porsche Suv, which to me is a waste of portia

(01:35:43):
quite truly, because it looks like any other mid size
crossover suv sort of thing, but a very nice car.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
He's at a warehouse club, so he's got some cash
and he takes his cart and he says, oh, I'm
right here on this sidewalk a I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Justnna leave it there. That's the end of that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
I can't walk now.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
He says, he's got a gray hair, he's a silver
fox about five eight, maybe a stout gentleman and so
I approach him, and I assume he's going to be
to be nice and say, oh, I'm sorry, slip my mind.
But no, he has a ton of excuses.

Speaker 9 (01:36:15):
Oh no, you're gonna do with it.

Speaker 12 (01:36:17):
Cart returns right there, sir, But it's not as long
as you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Took to get out here.

Speaker 9 (01:36:23):
I picked it up last time, like with said right hair,
and walked.

Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
In with it.

Speaker 12 (01:36:26):
That's interesting. I mean, that's nice, I suppose.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
But like, let's say you go to the bathroom and
you find let's say that someone is taking a dump
on the toilet seat.

Speaker 12 (01:36:33):
If you then clean that off, but then leave your
own dump, that's not a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
But it's not out of the way.

Speaker 9 (01:36:38):
I found it right there. I've walked in with him.
You didn't get in line, saving them time picking up.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
I thought, well, you could have done a nice thing.
You're being now you're being a child, sir. You're being
a child in and you're getting a magnif for that one, sir,
too late already.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
His first well, his first excuse is, what do you
want me to do with it? We could possibly I've
never been to a stool. Second excuses, well, that's where
I found it. Of course I shut that down. Third
excuse was.

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
One is not gonna do anything anymore. And then he
threw on the excuse that what he was just previewing
last segment of Well, look, I mean I already went
in there and I spent a lot of money. I
pushed my thing around above the you know, the I'm
they're making they owe me right, So then you know,
so three four, five excuses, he's just you know, verbally
sparring with me. At this point he gets the magneticas
I don't retchopping like a jerk. So that of course

(01:37:29):
escalates to physical threats.

Speaker 12 (01:37:33):
Sorry, you're very old man. That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
You're just out of here.

Speaker 12 (01:37:37):
See I was ready to block you.

Speaker 17 (01:37:39):
What my car?

Speaker 9 (01:37:40):
Just my car?

Speaker 12 (01:37:41):
So you want me to no, I don't check you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
You tell me to do it.

Speaker 12 (01:37:44):
Are you like an x M A fighter or something?
I don't know about.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
What lead do you fight in?

Speaker 9 (01:37:48):
That's my car from nailing your ass. Next linebacker in
the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
So used to be a linebacker in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Now he's given his resume. Okay, well you know I'm
seeing he's driving a Porsche, a new Porsche. I'm thinking
that Porsche.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Sorry that that might be right, but I noticed, like
I said, he's probably in his late fifties he.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Is, or maybe even older. He is not tall. He's
shorter than I am. He's like five eight or something,
so like like that. Well, yeah, Rudy didn't make it
to the NFL, so LT Yeah, so let's find out.

Speaker 9 (01:38:23):
Let's find out the next lineback in the NFL.

Speaker 12 (01:38:25):
So not a little short for that, aren't you?

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:38:28):
I am.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
That's why I'm so bad ass?

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
How fast?

Speaker 12 (01:38:30):
What was your forty time?

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
Sir?

Speaker 9 (01:38:31):
Four to six?

Speaker 12 (01:38:32):
That's pretty good?

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Do you want to know what's your forty time today?

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
Though? Not to catch your slow fat ass?

Speaker 12 (01:38:38):
I trained off it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Wow, you guys like king down?

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
So he ran, which is decent for a linebacker.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Yeah yeah, if indeed, because he would have looking by
his age, I don't even know if I had the
combine back then this and you know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
So I'm like, well, I'm pointing that out and the stats.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
He's also contradicting himself because he's pointing out that he's
in so great shade right, but can't get to the car.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
It's a long way, that's far, okay, so uh He
then just pretend the quarterback is at the car corral, right,
go get them, Go get them.

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
So he thinks he can catchy though, But meanwhile I'm
staying away from him because again I'm pointing out in
this type of all the time where we'd fight me,
you puss, well, because that's not what the point of
the card marks.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
The point.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
The point is we can behave like civilized human beings.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Well that's when I point out to him.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
Yeah, I'm not gonna fight you over a card. That'd
be very imature of me. What scene dies you play for?
By the way, Eli Ram something like the la A
Lazy Bones is what it sounds like. L A Rams
for folks who aren't aware they were in la went
to Saint Louis for a number of years and his age.
I thought, well, maybe this guy could have played for

(01:39:49):
the l A Rams because he was he was old enough,
he might have been in their first stint in l A. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
a little googling, little sleuthing, little ai ing, I found
this guy's foot a resume.

Speaker 15 (01:40:00):
Oh he did.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
I'm not going to say his name on the air,
because that's not the point of card arcs to docs
as they say what number was he?

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Yeah, number zo.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
I can find that out.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Actually, Uh, he was a linebacker, you know. I'll say
he was number eleven. Okay, he played from nineteen seventy
six to nineteen seventy nine for a that's his old
portion for a Division three football team. Oh, he was
on the l A Rams shortly thereafter. Okay, in the

(01:40:33):
ticketing division.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
A couple of way, so he worked there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
So he was a linebacker and he was at one
point employed by the Rams, just not as a linebacker.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
A badass. Kick my ass ticket those trivia and pieces together.

Speaker 7 (01:40:54):
Yeah, one of those booths I go to to give
my tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Let me just say this, and again I'm not toxing
him directly, but again thanks to AI, he was listed.
I found an old program from like nineteen eighty one,
and he's listed in the ticketing department. I have.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
I have his old photo from nineteen seventy.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
To be fair, they had won the Super Bowl away
work there, he would have gotten the ring.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
He was listed at six fee two hundred punds. Again,
when I ran into him, he was probably five eight
one eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Shrink when you get older, man, I don't know that
much inches.

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
So my boy, my buddy, but that this kind of
shows you, and he's now a sales some kind of
sales guy in the area that he's in, but just
shows you how like I guarantee he used that line
throughout the eighties to try to get laid at bars.
Oh first, yeah, can google it right, and there there
wasn't googs, There wasn't all the powers that we the
cartnarks have, But people can see.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
How tall he is your intelligence division.

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
Right and see and even me, you saw, I didn't
even know the times, like, man, you don't look like
an NFL line because even in the seventies and eighties
they were pretty big dudes, especially line back Broster.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
He's got to be six foot or so. He like
he was built like a cornerback or running back. So anyway, yeah,
lineback in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
So yeah, your next.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
Fing ticket taker.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Oh you loser?

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
All right. Cart Narks continues next year on The Woody
Show Hangout, jumping back in to another brand new round
of Cartnarks for you this morning, Agent Sebastian in the
parking lots trying to get people do the right thing
and return those carts.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
And we've got a bad taste in our mouths from
that lazy fake La Rams linebacker who again played D
three college, so basically junior college, which basically means he
had a pulse. I'll put a helmet on, but they
lied about it's what my face, only to be found
out by the again, as they say, the internet is undefeated.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Let's go to a nicer lady.

Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
Of course, when I was up covering the Morgan fight
in Philadelphia and did some cart narking during the day,
and wouldn't you know it, no one tried to kill.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
Me in Philadelpia, shocking.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
In fact, I found a nice lady with one of
the best accents who didn't fight me at it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
In fact, kind I said, Okay, it's not a big deal.

Speaker 16 (01:43:03):
For you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
If you like me too, I'll do it. Talk to him.

Speaker 12 (01:43:08):
If you like me too, I'm happy to do.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
It for you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
It's not sure you offered, I'll do it, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:43:15):
Some folks say that's a Delco accident, which is different
Delaware County, which is different than a Philadelphia accident.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
It's pretty similar.

Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
I would say so too, But yeah, I was kind
to put on the signer though.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Yeah, a kind of morphs.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
You're getting from like Philadelphia into Jersey, and then the
further north you go, it changes even a little bit
more to become the New York accent. Then you go
even further up north than that, you start getting in
the Massachusetts and that Boston kind of thing.

Speaker 16 (01:43:40):
It just.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
It's all version of the same general thing, general mushmouth.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
And then he of course you can go west and
get it the the Pittsburgh geese out of that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
But she was very sweet, yea, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
You want to do it, I'll daddah bring it back.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
She was very friendly, but it's also like it's news
to her, like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Really, the car, I'll hold on. Let me just put
my milk on the car. Some water, Yeah, put this
case of water in my milk. I agree, Greg, I am.
I'm a bit perturbed. And the first guy had it too,
like the fake like what.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
Yeah, now, okay, what are you show cart narks?

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
So some celebrities, more celebrities have become aware of cart
narks and uh, we may have a beef on our hands.
One Lewis J. Gomez for folks who don't know, he
runs the legion a Skanks Skank Fest, a very very
popular podcast, and he was exposed to me and the
cart Narks.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Another famous person I've never heard of.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
Lewis Lewis, like, you got a skank fest? I know that,
can't It is hundreds of Is that like World Cup?
It is say that I will say this, we we
are crapping on it now. But I get his podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
I've made the point before. It has nothing to do
with him or the podcast. I'm sure he's a lovely
person or maybe not.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
I got to be.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
But it has nothing to do with anything. It just
back to a previous conversation we've had about like every
day it feels like you hear about another person who's
quote super famous, but you've never heard of. I think
that that's modern day celebrity.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
Yeah, we're very fractured, media wized. In any case, he
found out about me and this is his opinion, and
with some other.

Speaker 4 (01:45:16):
Folks, found another person to hate on the internet. And
what will happen is you'll put your groceries away, and
then you'll, as we all do, look around, and then
you push your grocery going away from the car and
getting your car and drive away as we all do.
Whatever groceries are overpriced.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Then as you start driving away, he takes a big
magnet that says something I didn't put my car away,
something like I'm a slob or something like like something
like that car. And he throws the magnet in your
car and it's six to your car. And then you
stop there on video, you stop. You're like, it's a crime,
you pie. You're on video looking like a lunatic because
this guy is going out being a little bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
The way he the story though, he said they're committing
they are telling people they committed a crime.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
Well, some people yelled that at me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
I think the way he told the story though, makes
me want to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
Cars has commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
It's more than an.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
Endorsement for what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
He's some thing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Most people hear that, they go, oh, that sounds cool.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
So he even admitted it in the preface, like you're
done with your cards, you look around because you know
you're doing something wrong. And to be fair, Lewis Gomez,
he's very I think he calls himself the Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
He's he he he tweeted out about this and he
said before he played He said, I'm torn because I've
enjoyed some cartnarks videos.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
But he's also a deep rat.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
To which things be true, right, but to which his
his follower said, this is a perfect follower response. He
would only be a rat if he was going to
the authorities. He's being a burden to people that are
continually burdens on society. This is more street justice exactly.
He is doing God's work. Another person says, hey, Louis

(01:47:01):
your Puerto Rican is showing. That's not very nice, so
he's get flagged. He then yeah, exactly. He then, uh, Lewis, Well,
he's the kind of guy whould joke about that. He says,
what would happen if he were confronted by me?

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
If this guy threw a bagant in my car, you'd
be busting him.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
It will be World War three, dude, it would be
This guy would have the perfect video. I mean, goddamn it,
what I react Lewis and basketball shorts.

Speaker 18 (01:47:28):
No way, it does not end with Lewis holding the
card over his head like Donkey Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
But everybody says the same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
Yeah, I think with this guy because he did a
podcast episode that I listened to with Tom Segura's wife,
Christina Christina, and yeah, he's like.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Yeah, like stab fights with his his roommates and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
Yeah he he Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
There are videos of him fighting people on the streets,
so he's kind of he's kind of of that nature,
which which makes sense and not by the way, spoiler alert,
I talked to him last you're at the gathering of
the Juggalos because he was the host with Big Jayo
christ So he doesn't even know that he's already had
a conversation with me just.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Out of curiosity. Elevator kind of pitch with skank Fest.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (01:48:09):
So it is it's basically it is a comedy festival,
so it's based upon their podcast. But oh no, dude,
it seems like it's always Wilsome street fair, Like, yeah,
it's way bigger than anything we've ever done. It's I
I bet I stopped by one of the ones they
had in North Vegas and it's every big comedian from

(01:48:30):
Shane Gillis on down you've ever heard of to David
tel like all those all these people you know, like
menace says Thomson Burt Kreuscher. They all know these people
very very well. Uh, and it's like a couple of
hundred comedians, a couple of thousand people.

Speaker 12 (01:48:42):
They do it in New Orleans or Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
It's nasty, basically old Opie and Anthony fans kind of
moved to Legion of Skanks.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
That's where that that crowded people.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
The crowd not especially no the way he said, he
said Folsom Street from which is why what's there's not
hardcore gay?

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
The way that he was talking about on the podcast
episode that there were Well maybe there's one like flashing
and stuff, like I've been to it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
It's not that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
Yeah, all right, what do you show cart Narks? Finally
they have a really funny idea to to to turn
the tables on me the cartner.

Speaker 15 (01:49:24):
All right, so we have to get sicker stickery magnet
on the cartner, sticker picker.

Speaker 4 (01:49:32):
That's a great bit. He does that, and you come
here with another one. You're gayer, You're like wen.

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
I think his main problem with me is, I'm the
character of Cartnark is kind of a dow even kind
of a dork.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
And yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
That's like the real person who's supermanly. Oh yeah, character right,
all right, not a stretch.

Speaker 5 (01:49:54):
So but again, his followers kind of put in place,
I believe, and maybe they're they're kind of funny sometimes.
File on the cart Narks. Here this guy, I never
heard of him before, and you'd be right to say
I've never heard of this guy. Bobby Joey Bolabola. That's
his He said he does songs, okay, and here's his
song called the Returner.

Speaker 16 (01:50:12):
It would be so.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Easy to load my groceries and escape back to man there,
but I'm trying to build a world where we be
and no one's look. Yes, you gotta start somewhere. Oh
there's no time.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
There's no time.

Speaker 5 (01:50:33):
Now.

Speaker 16 (01:50:33):
I just thought that I'm trying to be.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
When I'm out there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
Well, putzer all right, Bobby joe Abola, alight, My main
themes will be a decent person.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
There you go, brand new round of Carnarks. Everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
Check out a bunch of videos.

Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
They're on our Instagram, at cards and on the Carnarks YouTube.

Speaker 12 (01:51:00):
Sorry, you're very old man, that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 9 (01:51:02):
Get out of here.

Speaker 12 (01:51:03):
See I was ready to block you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
What my car just car?

Speaker 12 (01:51:08):
So you want me to No, I don't took you
to you.

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
Tell me to do it.

Speaker 12 (01:51:11):
Are you like an x M A fighter or something
I don't know about.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
What lead do you fight in?

Speaker 9 (01:51:15):
That's a car when they have your next lineback in
the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
Something more fun than goner Rhea.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
I mean, I've had gone a few times and I'd
say I haven't had gone show. And that's gonna do
it for Wednesday. Everybody, you have three down two to
go for the week. Catch today's full show podcast I
go into the woodieshow dot com subscribe to the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
You can also get it wherever you find your favorite podcast.
I also find us on YouTube YouTube dot com Slash
the Woodi Show.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
We are back tomorrow with an amazing opportunity for you
to win tickets that very first soccer game, that very
big soccer tournament, Yes, happening at SO five Stadium.

Speaker 4 (01:52:00):
All Right, you can talk.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
You can win a pair of tickets to that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
Tomorrow on the Woody Show in the eight o'clock hour.
So sometime between eight am and nine am tomorrow morning,
we're gonna play Yellow Card Ocean Avenue.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
When you hear that song.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
Tomorrow in the eight o'clock hour, you call in, call
our number ninety eight. We'll win tickets to the game again,
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or soccer tournament, much like Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
We're not allowed to say much more than that, it's
the one you're thinking it is.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
But tomorrow and Friday a chance to win here with
the Woody Show and Tomorrow's all's gonna be a throw
back Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
So a bout your favorite throwback requests.

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Woody Show on All ninety eight to seven. Anything you
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Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
Woodie.

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
You can find us, follow us on social media, look
for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:52:59):
Parting words was to please.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
Yeah, teach your kids not to lie as you tell
them that the playground is closed and the ice cream
truck is out of ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
That is true always. That's what we say to parents
when they hear us talking about something on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:12):
A show is clearly not for children.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Well, you're the one that had the radio on number one,
but number two. Why all of a sudden do you
have this sudden bout with the need to tell the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
The dessert's too spicy, you wouldn't like it. Yeah, like, hey, mom,
can we go to X y Z We'll see you. No,
you're you're not even considering it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
No answers.

Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
You lie there.

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
You lie in a number of other situations. But when
the Woody Show talks about like a mouth party, all
of a sudden you feel the need that you have
to explain what that is to your kid and then
complain to us about it, and I'll get it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
That's your problem, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:53:46):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know with Avid appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Thursday. You have yourself a great day.
SMD double M.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
I quit this bitch.

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