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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The dude to the graphic nature of his broken.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener. This question, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday.
It's a pre Friday. It is May fourteenth, twenty twenty six. Hello, welcome,
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, my name is one
of you. That is Greg Gory. We got Menace, what

(00:59):
is that? Gina grad Sea Bass is here. We've got
Sammy Morgan is here. Von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
is here along with Bort and Menging holding things down.
They're in the Woody Show production department. And we got
a lot to get to here on the show for
you today, including all the trending news headlines. So just
this hour the trending news headlines. We'll get to the

(01:21):
entertainment stuff. Birthday's porno birthday, We'll get to some of
that stuff. We got the phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie text over to two two nine eight seven.
Gina will give us the updates. She went and picked
up that dog.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yesterday, yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, so she picked up the dogs. So we'll see
how we'll see how the first day of the ten
weeks over the top. The dog's got.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm curious as hell because first day is always tough. Yeah,
poop in the house were scared.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Gina left here angry yesterday because as we were wrapping
things up, there was a story that broke. Oh God,
about aout Alex murdaf this guy who his case got
overturned on appeal. So now they're going to have a
new trial. Now you're a huge true crime fanatic.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, I know a lot about this case.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Even I knew a lot about this case, but I
just don't know why you want to see a guy
sit behind bars who may not be guilty. Yeah, yeah,
I'd like to hear the argument for that. Now you
have the case real quick. I'm trying to remember. Yeah,
this poor guy, he's in jail, he misses his family
and victim.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
His family was his wife and one of his sons
was found shot dead and their dog kennel.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
A couple of the dog shot too. The dad alibi
wasn't great, seem to have a.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Little bit of a tax and financial issue, a little
bit of a drug problem. May have hired someone to
try and kill him just to end it. But that
didn't work out very well. It's a Netflix show, right
many them they call him murder Murdoch, Murdoch depend on
where you're from, And yeah, totally innocent guys.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
So really glad he gets another bite at the apple.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
So you say that was somebody was trying to kill him.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
He allegedly paid someone to try to make it look
like they were killing.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm sure you know all about him. We'll cover it's
obviously it's a big news story, but like, what's the
appeal based on?

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Like what do they say it has to do with
the court clerk that that they think was poisoning the
jury pool.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I didn't even know the court clerk talked to the
jury that much.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
I thought they had zero car This is why every
we hear about this all the time. You were like
so and so's attorneys filed for blah blah blah. Did
his attorneys filed for blah blah blah? Well, guess what
every so once in a while like this and like
procedural and like the ship comes in like the Cosby case,
you just you got to you got to try every
one of those little things.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Because what you mentioned about the guy who was at
the White House Correspondence dinner and there's all the video,
like you know who did it? But then you still
went in there and he pled guilty, he pled not guilty.
I'm like, how do you? How can you do that
when there's like concrete mountain of evidence.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
It's standard, it's standard.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
You want to go to trial.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
See, that's where we're wasting a bunch of time. You
guys indeed so stupid.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
If you pick up what we're putting down.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I mean you're preemptively angry and having an aneurysm because
he might have a new trial and go right back.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
We already did this.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's done, and you better get all this out here
because when you get home to your minute by minute
training schedule with your dog, your dog's going to pick
up on this like energy energy.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
She and I are going to have a very long
talk about this.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's a girl. Why did I keep thinking it was
a dude dog?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
I don't know, because in your mind that would that
would make it worse to look like that, can't you guys?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah, they're all female everything.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
She's a little bunny.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That is true. I thought it was a boy this
whole time.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
That does make it worse.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
It does. A boy would make it worse.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's I mean, it makes it worse thinking that it
was a boy.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
So now is it slightly better?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Then hardly slightly because at least it's because one look up.
If you haven't seen this thing yet, look up Cata.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Just just look up katone see O t o and
copying yea.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now again, if the dog starts like this, that's what
it looks like as a puppy, but then grows up
to be you know, a real dog rag that would
be different to be like babe.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
It just becomes a medium fluff ball.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
I wouldn't say medium.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, there's a job listing making the rounds on social media.
This is for all the dog lovers you got to
be in England. Though it's a a listing. They're seeking
a live in dog companion for a family dog. And
so Seaba's perfect gig for you is this acting like
a dog. The family wants someone who will provide a
constant presence on the property, supporting the well being and

(05:45):
daily routines of the family dog. They must have put
it off the same list that you had adopting him.
They just do exists The responsibilities listed say that the
candidate will need to manage the dog's morning and evening routines, feeding, grooming,
monitoring the dog's behavior and health, and ensure the dog's
overall well being well get The candidate will also be

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tasked with maintaining and updating the dog's daily diary, and
must have a reassuring live in presence on the estate
life ensuring that the home runs smoothly and remains well
cared for. On top of that, the salary eighty one
thousand dollars a year, but it also includes a cottage

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on the property, I mean, with all the bills paid for,
and if you have a partner or pets of your own,
they are welcome to live on the property as well.
You just you sit right. This sounds just a rich
family paint. Someone had played their dog all day.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, you know your your hero, Carl Lagerfeld.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
He didn't leave everything to his cat.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I thought, I think it was yea, that's a better
gig than working at Buckingham Palace.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
They get to live there, but they make almost no
money at.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
All, and they have to deal with the people.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And you leave all your money and stuff like that
to a dog or a people. The humans get all
crazy and they challenge it.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I mean there's documentaries on HBO.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
We watched it, right, Yeah, German Shepherd, that was the
Air to God. I was going to say, tens is
it not? Hundreds of millions of dollars? Yeah, are involved.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah, there's like four people involved and they all get
to live in the house as long as the offspring
of this dog keeps on living.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
And depending on where you live, it could be difficult.
My wife and I have been working on you know, trust,
what happens if you know whatever, And the questions when
we're talking to the attorney who's putting all this kind
of stuff together, is that a lot of stuff could
be challenged. So like you have to set it up
in a way where like even though you've laid it
out and it's very specific, it's there are still certain

(07:47):
things where people can come in and try to challenge
whatever you've decided and dictated for your own.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Stuff, Like what anything specific, I'll give you something specific.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Like we wanted to set it up because you know,
I've heard where you could set these trusts or these
things up for you leave things to your kids and
depending on how old they are or even into adulthood.
You don't give them everything all at once because they'll
burn through it, especially if they have any kind of
like drug or alcohol dependency. And so what you can
do is you can set it up that where every

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however off and randomly they have like some kind of
drug test or if they are ending any kind of
like treatment program or whatever, they don't get access. You're
not gonna you don't want to fund their drug habit,
you don't want to fund their addiction. But they can
actually go to court to get the money anyway, even
if they even if it's set up like that, and
then you're I mean, I guess what, that's my question.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
You should make an old timey video, will.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Yeah, they're a hardcore drug addict. I'm sure they're not
going to go through that problem exactly get it done.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
They wouldn't even know how If.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's weed, I'm definitely going to the court and getting
that money. Yeah, But like you can set something up
like I don't understand, like why you know why that
would even be a thing.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
These are your last wishes.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
We've done through legal channels. You dictate how it wants
to you know, how you want it to be divvied up.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
I guess you could say the same thing about a
lot of contracts, you know, real estate. You can back
out of stuff like that. You know, like a lot
of that stuff is like why do we go through
the process?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
But this is only based on what the person with
the money wanted, So why is that challenge?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I mean, my wife has already said what I want
for my remains won't be honored. Really really, yeah, I
told you I want cremated, put into a shopping bag
and a plastic grocery shopping bag, and then you just
put me out with the trash on the next trash day.
She's like absolutely not. So's like, why even asked somebody
what their wishes are?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, I don't want to make a big deal. On
my birthday, she gets balloons and cake and you know,
wants to sing, like, so.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Will she meet you halfway? Will she cremate you and
then put you on the mantle?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
She said she was going to sprinkle them on the
floor and roll around in the ash.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Maybe she could ask her next husband what to do
with my ashes? What do you want to do with them?

Speaker 9 (10:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'm just trying to book our next flight to help
go on vacation.

Speaker 10 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Man, I don't know why you want to do this.
What Oh the MIC's are on? Yeah, all right, So
Jamie Fox and his girlfriend are expecting a child. Yeah

(10:30):
that's all that. I was gonna make a joke about
doing this job. This job's pretty great.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
No, Like you're Jamie Fox, you're rich, You're how old?
Hold Jimmie Fox got to be mid fifty Yeah, mid fifties,
and you're gonna start over.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yeah in the mail room.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
He's fifty eight and I know, Oh he's got money,
and people will do that. It's not that's not the point.
You're still responsible for this person.

Speaker 9 (10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, whether you're doing the you're you're signing yourself up
for another another eighteen years before someone's of legal age. Boy,
that you're going to be all responsible for. Dog on
the hook. You could have put it anywhere, on her chest,
on her back, face, It could have been anywhere, and
it would have been just as enjoyable. Maybe not for her,

(11:14):
but definitely for you. What's more enjoyable than finding a
level He already has two daughters. Again, he already has
two daughters. You know, whenever I see people with with
brand new babies, my wife and I both get the
same reaction. We go, oh, good for them.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
But yeah, like Benji Madden and.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
U Cameron Dia, Yeah, they just have another kid too.
Why the Night Show is going to join Jimmy Kimmelive
and going dark on Stephen Colbert's final night? You know
they totally use that as an excuse, like a lout
of respect for Stephen Colbert. We're going to take the
day off, hees no offense. Who's watching that crab live anyway? Like, look,
I get it, you know if people get on us

(11:53):
for taking days off and stuff like, look, the company
gave us a certain amount of vacation time, I'm going
to use it.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Every day when my alarm goes off in the middle
of the night, as you guys are saw on logs, Yeah,
you know, I'm thinking to myself, when's the next day off?

Speaker 5 (12:07):
First thought of it morning.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, And it's only because you know, what I want
to do most on a day off is sleep, just
sleep in and has That's all again, great job, love
the job.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
No offense to Stephen Colbert. But outside of the Colbert Report,
in his current show. Has he done anything that you
can think of of note, like is he got a
character or a segment or he's.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
In a movie once?

Speaker 7 (12:30):
As this show goes right, like the Colbert Report was
its own thing and definitely innovative, and because he was
a character.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Of the whole time. Sup.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
But this show is there anything? It seems seems like
he's just spent middle of the road. Nothing's really celebrities
their favorite sandwich is Well, I'll even give James Corden credit.
Is as awful and terrible as he was, he at
least had in like came.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Its own spin off show like he was.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
He was an awful, terrible person in real life and
in his performance, but at least he did have some
things that made.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Some impact the Crosswalk musicals.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, but I've seen a lot of interviews with with
Stephen Colbert and he seems like a decent dude.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh, very he's been through it.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I went to the Coldberry Rapport live taping. It was
like one of those guys like if you hang out
and you have a beer at the dude, you know, yeah,
and forget politics for a second, but politics aside, like
as a person and just talking to the duty. Seems
he's got a very interesting story.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Okay, sure you enjoyed his appearance on Be My Guest
with Ina Garten as much as.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I didn't see that, But I didn't see that. You
say this now, but he he's going to do that
Lord of the Ring stuff.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
So yeah, it might be his just took this twelve
year break or whatever it was. Yeah, that might be
his next big thing.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
But see that's just specifically asking about like this show.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
This late show that technically David Letterman's old spot. I
guess right now whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It was, yeah, yeah, uh eight seven, seven forty four.
He sent us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. We got the birthdays, the Parno birthdays here
in just a moment. See what everybody else got, Venice,
what do you got for today?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Well?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Byron Allan. Yeah, so I didn't know who this guy was.
He's never on my radar, but I brought him once
up on the show. And you guys, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Who that is. He's a billionaire.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
He's a billionaire, and he's sposted the same show on
TV for about thirty years.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah, because I caught it, Yeah, I caught it one
night and I'm like, who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
And I brought it up to you guys, you know,
like you don't know who that is. He's like a billionaire.
He's a billionaire and blah blah blah. I actually just
saw him. He was at the Burt Christ.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
They came to him a reaction shot and he I
will say this, God bless him for making all that money,
but holy Christ, is he un good at it.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
He's un good at what he does. Do you like
I've told you, I told you he likes.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
I'm saying like already I told two stories. We're two
stories in. I told you I like Stephen Colbert. I
just think his newest show was a waste of time.
But Byron, aw watch comic because it's basically him saying, so, Greg,
I understand you have a kind of a problem when
you go to the grocery store and then you just
do your bit.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, do your routine, Okay, So seeing.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
The Build band.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
Anyways, I saw that dude walking around at the burg
Kreisher Shock show. So I just recently saw him, and
then somebody pointed him out, like that's Brian, Brian, Bryan whatever,
and then I had to remember who he was, but
then he just popped up in my feet again because
he did Byron Allen.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I mean, I mean, I mean because he just bought BuzzFeed.
He oh yeah, so he almost like all of BT
or something like that.

Speaker 8 (15:33):
Yeah, so he bought BuzzFeed for about one hundred and
twenty five million dollars, and he says that he's going
to bring it back to its roots and make it
a production house and like do like funny videos that
Sea Beast will love.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Okay, he was one of those dudes that you kind
of grew up watching. He was just always on late
at night somewhere, and then you find out he's this
billionaire because he made such good business decisions.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Gina grad what you got, Well.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Let's talk about Peter Jackson, because he says, you know what,
I'm actually fine with AI being the ring. Yeah, that
Lord of the Rings guy, that Peter Jackson. He says,
AI is not that big of a deal. It's basically
just like any other special effect.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
So it doesn't know.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
People are you know, he totally agrees with you. However,
he did joke that it might destroy the world.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well, did you see that it's been going around that
graduation ceremony somewhere in Florida got awkward because the speaker
made some comments about AI. Now, she was talking to
a bunch of graduates from the Communications and Arts and
Humanities that'll do it, and she made a positive comment
about AI. I do have the clip, but this is yeah,

(16:39):
and she got she got booed.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
You got the.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Rise of artificial intelligence is the next industrial revolution? Who
because the people you think was gonna happen, because the
people that you're talking to, well are a bunch of
losers that are not gonna adapt.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
And then yeah, go, well, this is what happened when
I should played the audio when I went to the
A V and Awards and they played a pro AI
commercial that's promising to get rid of porn stars.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
They moved that too.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
You're gonna put it in here, Okay, I struck a chord.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, they said.

Speaker 10 (17:26):
A I was not a factor in our lives.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
We got him back. It's like saying the F word
on stage. Yeah, you get an a pause for that. God,
she sounds so nervous.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
She sounds like she's freaking out. Yeah, but he does
want to give his big props to Andy Serkis. Do
you guys know who that is?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
S E.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
R K. I.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yes, that's Gollum in the Lord of the Ring movies,
because he is completely one human and probably won't get
the cognition he deserves because everyone will think it's AI
or whatever. But like he's doing his part, so you know,
just adapt and like Benna said, adapt to it. Let
that be part of your special effects and move on.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
There's a there's a well known business person who does
a lot of their own TV and radio commercials and
everything else. I'm not going to name names. Yeah, but
they've got it all dialed in where now like none
of their stuff is is legit, like not legit, but
like none of it is new stuff. It's just like
the advertising agency or whatever just types it in, it
spits out a radio commercial with their voice, and then

(18:34):
the TV commercials just gets spit out AI. Yeah surprised.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
I would think the SEC would put something on that
they would you would have to read like for instance,
political campaigns, if use any AI material, you have to
disclose at the bottom AI generated content, And maybe they do.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Maybe it's in that little small fine print that nobody
looks at. Yeah, but that's how that's how they're doing it.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Yeah, with the audio commercials, I'm sure it just hasn't
caught up yet.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I guess so like with the rules, right, Yeah, I
just probably haven't been out there yet, not guaranteed human
Greg Gory as you can hear by you know my presentations, Yeah,
very much.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Believe me.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
I want to use AI for commercial sell back, Gregory,
what you got.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
I don't know if I've been under a rock or
if the world cares or knows about this, but the
Rolling Stones are putting out another new album in July
to call my father in law?

Speaker 8 (19:24):
Is that why I saw him on TV doing stuff?
I guess so Jacker was doing some comedy bit you
think with Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Or something that sounds rights like.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Why their twenty fifth album. And the reason I bring
it up is because this might be the only Rolling
Stones album that I actually am curious to hear, because
they have a bunch of special guests on it, including
Paul McCartney whatever, Steve Winwood, whatever, Chad Smith from Red
Hot Chili Peppers, so maybe he's doing some drumming on there.
And then Robert Smith of The Cure is guesting on

(19:54):
this album.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
What she been up to normally Sexy Read, is she
on it?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
I didn't see that part.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
Uh, normally Sexy read rapper Saint Louis's own we played
for her music a few weeks ago, going to the
what you Can audio just didn't solidify.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
It's not for you solidify in one ear out.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
The other one, I guess. And then they say that
normally it takes him a really long time to make
an album, but they cranked this one out in one month.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I know.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, so that's you know they could do that. Like
Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr just did something together. They
did some new sounding like yeah, like gods you got
in their eighties, give a billion dollars posted on the beach.

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Man this shim we won't sits and you know we don't.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Do We'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Robert Simchis.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
He's directed a ton of classic movies, from Forrest Gump
to Who Framed Roger Rabbit cast Away, but his greatest
contribution to our world is the Back to the Future trilogy.
And I feel like almost every day I'm seeing new
clips of some behind the scenes stuff like that. Had
no idea I'd never seen before. Wow, that's my favorite
movie of all time. I agree, great director. Would you

(21:11):
know him if he walked in this room, if I
saw a picture of him from like the nineties, Yeah,
I don't know what he looks like in twenty twenty six,
And to.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Me, he kind of looks like an older Drew carry.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yes, kind of okay, yeah, with like the bigger kind
of like old man glasses.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, yes, Oh my god, you're right.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Robert Mechis is seventy four. George Lucas, another fatal according
to Forbes, says net worth is five point two billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, I'm worried about him.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
And George Lucas is eighty two years old today. Another
rich guy, two hundred and ten point three billion dollar networth,
Mark Zuckerberg The Zuck is forty two. Rob Gronkowski, who
I don't think he's touched a dollar of his NFL money,
just lives, you know, saw all that endorsement money and
it's party money. Yeah, thirty seven years old today. Sophia Coppola,
it's fifty five. I Kate Blanchett's fifty seven. Uh. Some

(22:03):
throwback music birthdays. Ian Astbury the cult is sixty four.
Danny Wood, one of the new kids in the block,
is fifty seven and the surviving member of Millie Vanilli.
Fabriice Morgan is sixty years old. Dang, your porn of
birthday today is Addison Vodka and today's birthday girl. She
has been slammed harder than the vodka in Greg Gory's house,

(22:26):
Pretty hard. One hundred and eighty fine films, including Double Vadge,
Double Shot. She was in Addison invites me over to
plaster her cute face. Also Rubbed the Right Way Volume one.
She was in Addison Vodka takes her kinks to the extreme.
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straight up Semison Vodka who is twenty seven years old today.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
She might need one of her Luluse scented tomato and
vine candles.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
She sells us she wants them. She wants those our
Amazon wish though. What It's Addison Vodka, who's twenty seven
years old at kaporna birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that's
a little Thursday look around. What's happening in the world
of entertainment here with the Woody Show. Do you know
how this bridge with the screen on it?

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Oh yeah, somebody hits the door bell, it automatically pops
up on the refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Heful because most of the time Menace is in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, it's show.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
You just got a little new irritating dog Gina uh
huh of today's International Chihuahua Appreciation Day. Got a lot
of hate.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, mean, they are usually snippy, they're bad things.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Well, they have incredibly good hearing. They get irritated a lot.
They have the best hearing out of all dogs apparently.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Today. Yeah, they got those giant Yeah, it's like, wow,
I get a lot of channels in this giant. Today
is also Bond with your Dog Day. Will you be
doing skin on skin? No?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
No, that phrase makes me want to throw up.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
I know you mentioned I do skin on skin with
my dogs all the time. What does Menace not have
his shirt on? What he's on the toilet?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
You know, when I'm laying down and we cut all.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
I thought your night dress on then, Uh no, I'm
usually talking about like day napping.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
You're still wearing those night dress occasionally. Yeah, so men,
you know, those little girls will wear them, you guy,
what they called night dresses. But it's like a it's
it's just it's like a big long shirt, like a
night shirt. Yeah, like what like mid thigh mid thigh
or like a just enough so you can you could

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you can legally answer the door, but it's going to
make somebody uncomfortable. Just a question about that, doesn't Isn't
that uncomfortable if you're like in bed and you're trying
to turn over. That's why I don't wear it as
much anymore.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, and you say old men wear, I would say
old men wear like actual pajamas, like the pants and
the button up. I can't do it.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
I mean now that I'm less fat, I don't get
as hot anymore, and I'm actually like cold all the time.
So I like the layer, but I'm usually under like
five blankets.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
The idea of somebody sleeping with a shirt off makes
me uncomfortable, uncomfortable, like you know, embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
It just like you know, thought of yourself doing it.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, it kind of like really but yeah, it's.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
Yeah, I only want to sleep in my boxers mainly. Yeah,
just like underwear T shirt done, underwear, no T shirt.
The next Lord of the Rings Lego set, Menace some
other you know Lego. Uh, it's set to be the
biggest one ever. Really yeah, so it's the minus Thrift set.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
I say that right, Okay, I don't know what Lord
of the Ring.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
M I N A S T I R I t
H which is the capital of Gondor. Sure, all right, sure,
yeah it'll clock in at eight thousand, two hundred and
seventy eight pieces.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
It beat it beat the the other set. They had
the riven Dell set by more than two thousand pieces,
and it'll be available for fans for how much two
thousand pieces, eight thousand pieces, six hundred, five hundred, six
hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Yeah, Legos, I currently have two sets on you build
the Ferrari SF ninety, which is my dream car. And
since you ended up with two sets. Is the Back
to the Future.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
The Back to the Future you you uh, you brought
that in for me and then the listeners sent me
one to the same day, on the same day, it's
so crazy. And then the other one that I have
that's still in the box, it's the Stranger Things radio station.
Oh yeah, yeah, you bought that one on your own.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Are you ever really going to put that together?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I will, because that's a very small, tiny set, and
once it's built, it'll kind of live here with all
this other garbage in the studio.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
F y I especially it is mins tea rif or
mis Ta rif.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Sure, okay, sure it sounds very Star Wars yea cool.
But the question is, then where will you put it?
Menace Like once, once you build all these things, do
you keep them or do you give them?

Speaker 5 (27:30):
You know where your cars are?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, I have this like half closet.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Yeah, so they're all in there and I have them
like up on the wall, and I have little shelves
for them too. But if you walk to my house
you would not see it unless you open this closet
and then it's full of lego.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
It's very artfully done. Thank you, very nice.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
There's a lot. Did you hit your head, Greg, No,
I'm serious, like I would I would never, I would
never expect the way is for what it is, not
that I would want lego, but it's.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Really it's hidden, you know that it's not out and about.
It's very much like something you'd see on cribs.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah for sure, because it has like all this neon lighting, right,
it's like lit up and just it's cool.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Dude. I know it's sad.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I know it's a throwback Thursday. This is something I
thought was throwback at this point. I didn't realize we
were still doing the Sports Illustrated swimsuit thing. Hell yeah,
hell ye. So they revealed their twenty twenty six Swimsuit
cover models and one of them is Tiffany Hattish. Yes,
and she was on the Today's Show talking about that.
She was I said, Tiffany hatch is really funny. No
really yeah. Yeah, she had a she had a great

(28:40):
appearance and she was she was talking about that, but
she was on with like Al Roker and she jumped
up into the weather and she crushed on interviews. Man, yeah,
she's so good.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
They're doing a smart thing by getting all the celebrities.
It's all that's her. Hillary Duff, yeah, Alex Girls, Frankel.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Williams, Nicole Williams, English, the hell that is I don't know,
It's not just random models. You can get random models
anywhere on Instagram. Yeah, but they're not going to talk
about it on their podcast exactly. Yeaeah, because the swimsuit
issue is not what it used to be.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
It was like the big deal.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I saw an old retro commercial the other day, one
of these throwback accounts that we have on our Instagram,
we follow on our Instagram, and it was one of
those old sign up for Sports Illustrated and get the
football phone. Yeah, sign up now you'll get the just
in time for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and then
you got something else sweet.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yeah, the football phone.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Remember the football phone, football phone, the Garfield phone, Yeah,
the Garfield phone.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I wanted, oh in the Hamburger phone, the Mickey Mouse one,
Oh yeah, or he kind of holds the receiver. I
thought that was cool.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
The coolest phone I thought I ever had, or my
family had, is a phone that just to hang it up,
all you have to do is like put it down,
because when you lift the little mouthpiece kind of like
popped out a little bit. And then to hang it
up like I got it, and you just.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Put the other one. It was like very eighties maybe
early nineties was the one. That was like transparent and
something like that. That was that was more for chicks.
Though I was gonna say.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
I wanted one, but I was like, great out of
the closet, I get it.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
It was just for to say it did actually work.
But my grandmother had all those antique phones that are like.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That one thing up to your ear right and four
two to please Ye. It was all wood Yeah, crank
it yeah eight seven seven forty four Woody text over
to two two nine eight seven Quick break more Woody.
Show's next hang.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Up will be right back.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Show.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
All right, well we're into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world. My name is Woody. That is Greg Goring,
Menace is writ and young. What is up high? And
because the phone's open eight seven seven forty four Woody
text over to two to nine eight seven. Ga Grad
is right there. Yeah, and she's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Well.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
The South Carolina Supreme Court has ordered a new trial
for Alex Murda, mainly because of problems with how the
original jury was handled. If you need a refresher, he
was convicted of killing his wife and one of his
sons at the family's hunting estate. In twenty twenty one
to distract from a giant financial fraud scheme and drug
addiction allegedly. Yeah, and the court said, well, no, he

(31:22):
was found guilty at the time. The court says the
county clerk improperly influenced the jury in ways that could
have affected their decision, which means that Murda didn't get
a fair trial.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
So they're sending the case back for a do over.
But here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
He's already serving about sixty years for financial fraud and
money laundering, So even if it does change, he's still
gonna he's gone free.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
This whole thing is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, it seems like the whole trial was just kind
of a technicality that they knew he did.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
It correct, right, It was pretty obvious.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Now, Greg, when somebody has a hunting estate, is that
bougie a hunting estate?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yeah, specifically for hunting.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
They were found in the kennels at the hunting estate.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
That's right, the kennels that they had the all the dogs.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Because were dead. We were talking with Greg off the air,
and uh, because Greg was talking about how you played
water polo and swim team and I've always when when
Greg talks about that, I just go like, oh, it
just sounds so boogie to me, Like water polo team
sounds super bougie. Yes, And Greg gets upset about it.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Not upset, it's just triggered. I don't.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I don't want to use the word trigger.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
No.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
I what I said was, people who think water polo
is bougie don't know water polo. That's all I say.
It doesn't sound you're conflating it with the horse polo,
but like lacrosse exactly, I'm not because I know the difference.
If it was called water soccer, would you think it
was bougie?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yeah, yeah, because I never went to a school or
knew anyone that went to a school that offered either
of those.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
To me, it sounds very fam Well, I never went
to a school that had lacrosse. I thought that sounds boofyll.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
You never went to a school that had a caffeteria.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, but that's the thing, I guess. Not triggered, not upset,
none of that. It's just when you get desperate for
people to know the actual story. Like my high school
was the most trashy, ghetto garbage school.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Please remind everyone where your paint came from hand.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Me down paint from the nearby prison. Yeah, but and
it was a garbage school, and water polo is not.

Speaker 9 (33:19):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
I don't find it bougie, and I think I mean,
you can find it a bougie all day.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
If you want, right, which what golf, Yes, I put
I put it in the same category.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
It definitely is can be hosted at a country.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
He's just talking. It's two different things.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Your school can be ghetto, but we're talking about the
overall sport of water polo.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Somebody said, people say water polo boogie or not boogie.
People are gonna say bougie.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Cool sweat team is.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Just normal because everybody has that. But yeah, we didn't
have water polo. Sounds fan that.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
We didn't have.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Look I hit it like everybody in your team had
butterfly knives. But still people like.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
You get shived on the way to wa We get
it well.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Eric Fleming he's one of the guys charged in connection
with Matthew Perry's ketemine overdose. He's been sentenced to two
years in prison. So Prosecutors say he helped supply ketemine
to Perry and pleaded guilty to conspiracy and distribution charges
after he admitted he connected Matthew to the ketamine queen
and he even delivered stuff to his assistant. And prosecutors say, right,

(34:26):
he knowingly profited off someone struggling with addiction, while his
lawyers say he cooperated and the investigators, you know, he
did everything they asked him to do, and he even
tried to get treatment.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Guys, but I think he'll probably be clean for two
years in prison.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
That's your help. I don't know about you, guys, but
I'm kind of like, Okay, story's over.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Ye yeah, right, well now is the fallout? Now people
are getting put away for it?

Speaker 5 (34:49):
With that logic, Yeah, with that logic, aren't liquor stores
providing stuff to people they know?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Are?

Speaker 6 (34:55):
And I have a friend who used to show up
drunk to the liquor store and buy more alcohol.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I'm like, how is that? How do they what? What
are these to say?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Like? No, go home?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah, I guess. Well, the Utah Mom and the Boy
this is a big one in true crime.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
If you want to know any other details, I know them.
But the Utah Mom and children's book author Corey Richins
has been sentenced to life in prison. Without parole for
poisoning her husband with a fentanyl lace drink in twenty
twenty two. And if you don't remember her, she's the
chick who published that grief themed children's book you guys
called Are You with Me? Right after she killed her husband,
But that was before prosecutors accused her of killing him

(35:35):
for the money. They say she was in major debt
and she was like in real estate and was buying
all these like multimillion dollar houses they couldn't afford, trying
to flip them. And secretly she took out a life
insurance policy on her husband, hoping she'd inherit millions after
he died. So in court she maintains her innocence, says
she's gonna appeal.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Guys, She's going to come out on top. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
This is a pretty good movie though, Oh.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Hell yeah, at least movie of the week on And
we all know that douche now from Washington who threw
the rock at that monk seal in Hawaii, Well he's
been arrested. Cops say the rock came super close, Yeah,
came super close to the endangered seal. And you guys
had changed her behavior.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
In swimming habits. That's no better than to go over there. So,
according to the prosecutors, when this loser was confronted, he
said he didn't care because he was rich. He can
pay the fines.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
So the incident pissed off a lot of people in Hawaii.
He even allegedly got his ass beat by one of
the locals, and the rock thrower is now charged with
harassing a protected animal and is scheduled to appear in
federal court back in Seattle.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Since he lives in Washington, let's throw rocks at him.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
That would be funny. Teach's a lesson not to be
a douchebag.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yeah, I'd like that well.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
The NFL has released its twenty twenty six international schedule,
which will feature nine games across seven countries and four
continents before the full season schedule even comes out. It
kicks off in Week one with the first ever regular
season game in Australia, where the forty nine Ers play
the Rams in Melbourne. Other big matchups include games in

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Brazil That's Ravens and Cowboys, France Steelers and Saints, and
Spain Bengals and Falcons. London will host three games again,
including two with the Jaguars and Munich gets the Patriots
and Lions.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
In the international stretch will wrap up in Mexico City.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
That'll be the Vikings versus the forty nine Ers in
week eleven. The league says that this is its biggest
international push yet with sixteen teams taking away.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I hate it, yeah, I hate it so much. Why
cause if it's your team playing, man, you know how
early you have to get up to watch that game.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Well, you're especially screwed if it's.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
A home game for your team. Your team loses a
home game. So if you're going, you got season tickets
or you're going, it just eliminates one more opportunity you
have to see your own team in the home stadium
because now they're playing in London, yeah, wherever.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
And you're also screwed if you're forty nine Ers or
Jaguars fan, because they are playing two games overseas.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
You get screwed. Two Jaguars and who else and forty
nine ers the Niners. I say, nobody cares about the Jags. Yeah,
but I just ask why, Like why like Australia do
preseason games over there?

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Wait, but why even then?

Speaker 12 (38:12):
Because they're trying to get a fan base out there.

Speaker 13 (38:15):
They're going to buy the merch and do all this
stuff and market it that way.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Did you say Spain for Steelers and Saints.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
No, for Bengals and Falcons.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
Okay, yeah, because I was gonna say, uh, Steelers and
Saints is in Paris.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah you can go. And I got invited to. The
Steelers invited me to go to that game in Ireland
last year and I didn't go.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Well.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
The league also announced some holiday games, so the Packers
versus the Rams is going to be the first ever
NFL game Thanksgiving Eve on Netflix, Eagles versus Cowboys on
Thanksgiving Day, and Broncos versus the Chiefs in Monday Night
Football in the Monday Night Football opener.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
All right, great, let's get football season.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
I know you've just been chomping at the camp in Champing.
And finally, according to some new numbers, gen Z dudes
really love porn and it might end up being a
little bit of a problem. So these young fellas say
they're porn. You started when they were super young, and
eventually it's started to disrupt their lives.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Because do the minute you get curious about boobs, it's
right there. It's super accessible. Anything you want to see
is right there.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
They don't even know what what scrambled channels are.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Scrambled channels finding you know, someone's dad, might someone's dad's
playboys under a sink somewhere and you look at it
fast and it was part of the right of passage.
You going through old national geographics looking for like a
indigenous river boobs.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
Well, that's why so many of them are just becoming
They're totally cool, becoming only fans people and they're desensitized.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Well, a lot of these guys describe watching porn daily
since early adolescents and say it does distort how they
view sex and women in relationships. And I say it
leads to unrealistic expectations. Oh really reduces interest in real.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
Life intimacy and makes it hard for them to form
emotional connections. And a lot of these guys say they
feel super ashamed. They're trying to quit, but like it's hard.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
They're shamed too many young men who are shamed.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Well, but don't you guys have like that post finish.

Speaker 14 (40:22):
Shame God, yeah, post finish clarity.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, but like shame, Like what have I just eached?

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Brilliant of a second after you're like, what have I done?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
See, it's not for it's not for watching something.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
It's not for watching.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
It's like, man, if you can't stop, have lost all motivation. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (40:40):
But if you're at your grandma's house and in the
bathroom because you have to just watch porn for a.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Second, disruptive, yeah, and embarrassing. Well, and that's what an
addiction is, right.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
No, it's like you get out of the bathroom and go, hey, Grandma,
I guess what I just did?

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yeah, nobody knows this shot grant.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
I see Sammy's point. It's along the lines of the
dude that does it at work, like you can't just
wait until you get a yeah, And.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
That's what It disrupts your daily life. And these guys
are being like whoopsie. And I mean it's like, how
do you stop if it's literally in your hand, in
your phone. I mean, I'm asking you, guys, how do
I stop?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Well, I mean, like we said before, the only porn
I found that actual porn, not the wanna be porn,
like the catalog was what we called creek porn. You
found a magazine from the creepy and then you would
hide it and keep going back to.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
It kept things fun. Well that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
With I think very much, Gina grad Yeah, I saw
you know Diana. Yeah, the reporter that was pulling around
with Mike Rabel, the Patriots head coach.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
They were just.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Posting something about like they like make it not Mike
Rabel and Diana, Diana and her actual husband. Yeah, yeah,
there was like a post of them kissing and stuff
like that. People are all over this dude, like, dude,
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
He's very forgiving or very dumb.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I'm going very dumb. Such a public such a public embarrassment,
you know, and like you hanging around like that, man
just makes you look like a total puss. Dude. Totally.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Was she the family?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I have no, I I don't know. I don't know
what he does, but that that that whole story continues
to play out, Like can't you guys just lay low
stay off social media for a minute.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
That was a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, figure figure your stuff out together. I mean, if
you're gonna stick together, like I don't, I don't know,
but like, yeah, if I'm him, if I'm him, I
am not being seen anywhere number one with her or
you know, kissing her.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
I'm sure they're having conversations behind closed doors.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I'm sure they.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
It looks like he's a he's a corporate exec and
he serves as the VP of Total Awards and HR
Technology at shake Shack, like that HR technology.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, yeah, So when it comes to not getting divorced,
number one, don't cheat, right, I mean yeah, but outside
of that, because now there's all these you know, conversations
and things that keep popping up about divorce coaches, people
missing these red flags in their relationships and so you know,

(43:25):
to maybe avoid ending up, you know, getting divorced and
all the pany ass that is financially and otherwise. Yeah,
so these are some red flags and you could see
if any of these pop up in your relationship, all right, manipuldive,
crying and always playing the victim, if God knows if

(43:48):
one of you is like that, Uh, this is always.
This is always, I don't think just in a relationship,
but anybody that I know, when you have an unhealthy
relationship with your immediate family, red flag. Yeah, and that's
just not bad relationship. That is also kind of weird, sorry, Sammy.
Like where it's like this where it's like an over

(44:09):
the top, you know, like it's almost like performative. Well
it's like you're still no, no, I'm saying, I know
you're very close to your family. It's why I say that.
I'm not saying you're necessarily like that. I'm saying, but
like people who always have to say everything is you know, uh,
we're you're coordinated, Jammy's and you know, we're all like
like people who people who can't be without, you know,

(44:30):
with with beyond a half mile radius. So I think
I have a better example where like the it's weird
where I don't know, the kid and the parent are
almost like, are you in a relationship? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
like yeah, definitely no, but there's no independence at all,
Like every it just seems like this very super codependent thing.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
That's a lot with sons and their moms, I think,
or any adult that calls their mom mommy.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:54):
Remember we knew that when DJ her dad. It seems like,
are you guys in a relationship or I know, like
a mom and a son. A lot of moms and
sons are like, are you guys the ones married?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Like this is so weird being inauthentic with friends and
family again, these are little red flags for you know,
could be headed for divorce, showing little compassion or care.
And maybe that's just a shutdown thing because you're just like,
you know what, forget it. I'm not even gonna argue
because everything ends up in an argument because the person
maybe is that first one innipolative crying, always playing the victims,
so you just don't engage, learn to bother. Yeah, misrepresenting

(45:28):
who they are as people, having a misalignment of values,
that makes sense. Choosing defensiveness and denial to avoid blame.
So those are those are all red flag. Now, ladies,
what can you do so that you can be there
for your man and make things work? This chick has
an idea, all.

Speaker 13 (45:48):
Right, it's our fault.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
So there we go, playing the victim. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I'm saying like, like, guys have to make an effort. Women,
you have to make an effort to Yeah, what's our
f Yeah, like you do. Some women just like to
act as if they're doing us men such a favor.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yeah, just by existing.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
It's always the guy's fault. Yeah, the evil ones.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Look at dumb ones.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Look at how things are written now, like all things
are written guys are just dumb and you know, yeah,
all right, so misogyny is bad, but this other side
of things where it's like the guy's always an idiot
and I gotta do everything and I'm the.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
That's the oldest joke in the book the George Carlin
women are women are crazy, and women are crazy because
men are stupid.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
We're not even saying that, we're just talking about men
in general. So here's, uh, here's this chick. She's got
an idea for you, ladies of what you could do
to keep things together.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
My husband's biggest dream when he got married. He's like,
I'm only gonna be with you forever, so I.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Want you to be my hoe. I genuinely just want
you to want me.

Speaker 10 (46:53):
To love me, to respect me, to make me feel
like I'm ten feet tall, even when I'm not perfect.
And you know, as a wife, I think it's so
easy to look at so many flaws and you know
you're not doing this and you're not doing that, and
it's like like we only get negative when we focus
on the negative. And so, okay, even though things are
not going in your favor, there's two things you can control,

(47:15):
your actions.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
And your attitude.

Speaker 10 (47:17):
And so if you start to show up sexually one,
watch what the freak happens to your husband? Like game over,
He's he's gonna be he's gonna be a different person. Right,
And if you're actually present and you actually try, like
he's going to start changing, just gonna happen in two
if you start to feed his spirit it talk to
him in a way that makes him better, not worse,

(47:40):
not like pointing out all of his flaws. If you
constantly point out all of his flaws, then you're constantly
getting more negative. Yeah, and so what encouraged me to
focus on my actions and my attitudes the things that
I control. I actually have so much more influence in
our relationship. I can actually make things change right now,
make the investment into your marriage.

Speaker 13 (47:57):
It's the only bond that I believe that.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Will be with you forever. Yeah, So, ladies, be a
hoe for your man. I forgot.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
There was one actress she was She was on Reno
nine one one and in an interview she said, all
you gotta do is keep a man fed and drained,
and that's it. And then it's pretty much like easy
and that's it, and then you can get them to
do whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yeah, like George Carlin said, when crazy gets matter stupid.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I mean like literally gross or like when you say gross,
I just.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I mean it's like it just feels like like infantilizing
an adult, like oh, keep the fed, and like it's like,
isn't there another way to put that?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Not getting okay?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
You don't think that sounds gross?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
So she's taking it okay with the terminology, not necessarily
the idea of what it is.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
And that's the thing. If if you're giving your partner
what they want, that's what they want perfect. If she's
getting what she wants, it's great.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
So Cheryl Underwood, she's got a great clip to this.
This is so funny way to you know, you got
to support your man, she says the comedian. Yeah, yeah,
so maybe that's why some of these other clips are
popping up. But she says, you support your man no
matter what. She gives an example.

Speaker 15 (49:08):
Understand that a man wants a woman who encourages him
without nagging him. He wants a woman who believes in
his dreams even though she knows he can't do it.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Your man come home talking.

Speaker 15 (49:22):
About he don't quit his good hand job at the
post office because he want to be an astronaut. Don't
say just put out your sewing machine and make him
my astronaut outfit because.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
You believe in him.

Speaker 15 (49:33):
Mixing up some tang, slice butter and cheese.

Speaker 16 (49:36):
Tell him get out. You're gonna be laid for.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
The moon.

Speaker 16 (49:40):
Because she might have known. Call me when you get
a break on the moon.

Speaker 15 (49:44):
Now you know you want to laugh, but don't ever
laugh in your man.

Speaker 16 (49:46):
Face because you're gonna break his spirit.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
But wait for him to get in the car.

Speaker 15 (49:50):
Go get your cell phone, call your girlfriend to go bitch.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Let me tell you what he said you want to
be today, girl said you want to be an astronaut.
Bits here, I'm.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Again my question.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Does everything that we consume somehow come through the straight
up horror moves? Or what is everything on earth? And
we just never we just never knew, like never realized.
I keep seeing this story pop up about how the
there's this potato chip company that they switched to black

(50:45):
and white bags because now there's an ink shortage because
of the conflict in Iran, like we had one about condoms.
There's gonna be a condom shortage.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
There was even a scare about diet coke, diet coke.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
We yeah, we always had that theory though, that conspiracy theory.
Like everybody needs their cut, everybody has to have a
shortage so they can get like a little pop.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
They use anything they can to point to so they
can justify.

Speaker 17 (51:11):
You know.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Now, this is brilliant marketing because I've heard everybody and
I've seen a bunch of stuff pop up about these
chips about Yeah it's it's a Japanese potato chip maker.
So mentioned of Japan. Oh and somebody hit us up
on the text congratulations, just booked my lay flat ticket
to Japan. I'm stoked. Any suggestions, Menace or Sea Bass,
I'm short, definitely. Menace can tell you yeah, Osaka it's

(51:35):
a great food place. Check out Yokohama. Anyway, email Menace,
He'll he'll get you all set up. We'll just talk
about it. Yeah. So this is great marketing because I
keep seeing this company's chicks when they're in they're black
and white bag. So maybe there's using it, yeah, for
for that.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
And maybe the black and white bag will look even cooler.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
But yo, nobody nobody makes ink the Middle East and
has to go through the straight of Foremouth.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I mean, what happened to drones?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I mean, shock, he has printers.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
He might know.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Oh dude, Yeah, the Indian diet coke shortage. You mentioned
that very worried the articles. The war between the US
and Iran and the closure of the Strait of Hormouth
has left things around the world a bit more expensive.
But one country is really short on one of their
favorite things. That would be the country of India, and
according to the reports, they are running severely low on
diet coke.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Guys, this is not okay.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
The country is actually experiencing a shortage of aluminum cans. Yeah,
and that's because about nine percent of the world's aluminum
production runs through the Strait of Hornmouth. Really, die coke
isn't sold in plastic bottles in India, so some people
have gone as far as having diet coke parties since
they know it would be the last time they have
it for a while.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
What, no, you got to horde that stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Nearly ten percent of the adult population in India's diabetics,
so diet coke is a great alternative for them. The
only problem is that no one knows they'll Finally, no
one knows will finally start getting Oh, no one knows
when they'll find it. They left out the word when
that's what we go when they're gonna get more of
it in that's very scary.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
This is a very childish and simplistic view on the world.
But you know how I say, when you go to prison,
they're always shanking each other and assaulting each other, and
it's living hell. And I always say, just have a
meeting and say, guys, we're all in this together. It
doesn't have to suck. I know, why can't the effing.

Speaker 9 (53:24):
World just do that?

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Well, well, you know what, there's one planet. We're all
on it. Stop being dicks, everybody, Peace on Earth.

Speaker 10 (53:32):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I think that's what.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I know.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
I love like my hermit days. Can't come soon enough,
can't take it.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, like you said, every there's weird energy. Just in general.
Everybody's very very much on edge.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Bristly.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah, what was the god? We tell you about the
text all the time that we get to the show.
In the news we were talking about, oh, the NFL schedule, right,
and then there was there was there was something there
was a study about gen Z gen Z porn boys.
There's like a real porn problem addiction with gen Z Boys,

(54:10):
in particular with porn. So talking about that, yeah, three
one oh talking about football and porn is such a
loser move do better?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
I mean that's just yea, nobody has that on their minds.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
It's a weird guys. It's a weird energy out there's
a really weird energy. I choose not to participate.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Come out.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Well, we are participating because we're here and you know, yeah,
but yeah, but it's not exclusive. Obviously, we're not saying, oh,
this is happens here at this radio, No, dude, it's
it's just a weird out there. It's a weird vibe
and energy. And more to Greg's points, like hey man,
can everybody just and everybody just everybody just relax.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Make a step back and say like we're all in
this together.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
I hate this phrase so much, but touch grass, guys.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah, some porn knock one out like chump, just just
chill a little bit. You know, you have this giant law.
It's too big and I'm not laughing. The Woody Show,
how's everybody feeling good? As we get into another new hour?
You're on the Woody Show, Woody Greg, Gina grad phones

(55:15):
opened seven seven forty four wooding. You could text us
over two to nine eat seven. You know how they
always say, oh, the Simpsons called the Simpsons predictive. Course
years you've heard that. Oh yeah, there was a twenty
twelve episode of The Simpsons where a virus broke out

(55:38):
while the family was on a cruise. So people were saying, oh,
the Simpsons called this Haunt of virus.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
So Bart starts a rumor that there's like a pandemic
level virus spreading back on the mainland, so they can
stay on the ship. Okay, but yeah, because when the
when the vacations over, who the hell wants to get
off ye ship and go back after regular life. So
people are drawing comparisons to the cruise ship in the
show and the real cruise ship in the news, which

(56:07):
had the Haunt of Virus outbreak on board. Even if
there was never a virus on the ship in the show,
they're saying, Simpsons called it. I mean, it's clear there's
another another clip that's getting shared around. This is from
and I never watched the TV show, and I certainly
didn't see the movie. But nineteen ninety eight they did

(56:28):
an X Files movie. Yeah, so the X Files fight
the future and there's this older dude, this whistleblower in
this scene who mats Agent Molder in this dark alley
and reveals how a phony hantavirus outbreak was used as
a government cover up. So do you want to hear

(56:50):
the Yeah? Okay, so this is again, this is from
the X Files movie nineteen ninety eight, and here we go.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
Are you familiar with the antivirustion motor?

Speaker 11 (57:00):
It was a deadly virus but by field Nice in
the southwestern United States several years ago, according to.

Speaker 9 (57:05):
The newspaper, FEMA was called out to manage an outbreak
of the hand of virus. Are you familiar with what
the Federal Emergency Management Agency's real power is? FEMA allows
the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of
a national emergency.

Speaker 16 (57:20):
Think about that. What is an agency with such broad sweeping.

Speaker 9 (57:23):
Power doing managing a small viral outbreak in suburban Texas.

Speaker 16 (57:28):
You're saying it was such a small outbreak. No, I'm
saying it wasn't the hand of virus?

Speaker 7 (57:35):
Well, what wasn't.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
When we were young men in the military, Your father
and are recruit for a project. They told us it
was biological warfare or a virus.

Speaker 16 (57:45):
What killed those men? What killed them I won't even
write about.

Speaker 9 (57:49):
We have no context for what killed those men, or
any appreciation of a scale which will be unleashed in
the future.

Speaker 16 (57:56):
A plague.

Speaker 9 (57:59):
Plague to handle, a plage agent alternate, a silent weapon
for a quiet war, the systematic release of the indiscriminative
organism for which the man who will bring it on
still has no cure.

Speaker 16 (58:11):
Think I'm working on this for fifty years.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
While the rest of the world have been fighting groups
and comedies, these men have been secretly negotiating a complaint armageddon.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Negotiating was home. I think you know.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Oh damn.

Speaker 16 (58:25):
The timetable has been said. They will have them. In
a holiday when people are away from their homes.

Speaker 9 (58:30):
The President will declare this day of emergency, at which
time all government, all federal agencies will come under the
power of the Federal Emergency Management Agency FEMA.

Speaker 16 (58:42):
The secret government can call me paranoim, go back to Dallas,
HM out here and dig or We're going to find
out along with the rest of the country when it's
too late.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
They so people are taking that and running wild. So
they're saying that aliens were behind Wuhan. Yeah, it's kind
of ye behind.

Speaker 13 (59:08):
It really hit home. Yeah, no one else getting nervous
seeing this stuff on the news, Like I'm getting PTSD
from COVID for what No.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Because it doesn't Experts are saying it doesn't spread person
the person you have to have contact with the infected
rat duty.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
They said it was like point chance that would spread
human to here.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah, you gotta do ATM.

Speaker 13 (59:34):
So y'all aren't nervous at all.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
And I I would have a hard time believing at
this point after COVID that even if they tried to
like lock everybody down again, people would that people would
just go okay and just do it. I think there
would be a lot more I think there'd be a
lot more fight. There'd be some more resistance for sure,
for sure. Yeah, people are in the same way, you know,

(01:00:00):
pre nine to eleven, if somebody got up the hijack
a plane, everybody's kind of sat there assuming that this
is all gonna get worked out. They negotiate it, and
so nobody really fought. And then after you know, you
fly a couple of planes in some buildings, you know, Nope,
like everybody gets up, and when people try to go
for the doors or whatever, people other passengers get up
and grab them and restrain them. There you're gonna die

(01:00:22):
or I'm gonna die trying to kill you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I think it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I think it changed. I think it changed everybody and
how everybody. People I don't think will blindly just go
along at this point, not anymore with with something like
where it becomes a full on lockdown.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Yeah, because you know, the whole excuse or whatever, the
whole reason behind that was, well, we don't know, we
didn't know, and now we're like we know, we're good,
Like we can.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Go on walks and whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:00:49):
Yeah, you're seeing something happen.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
We were told all of these things were gonna happen.

Speaker 12 (01:00:52):
I thought there was gonna be like bodies in the
streets and everything's going to be dying, Like we were all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Given essential worker badget At this point.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
If there was bodies in the streets, people were like, ah, whatever,
still going to hit up the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Yeah, just uh, that's some decent writing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Though you didn't know, but the conspiracy peer conspiracy theory. People, man,
they're running wild with that clip from the X Files
movie nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
Man, Yeah, but that's nothing new that you know that
the conspiracy that the government came up with biological weapons they.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Use on people like Okay, they've been doing that. Yeah,
they've been doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Yeah, where's the news.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us, you can
do that over two nine eighty seven. Gino's got a game. Yeah,
it's a dumb ass contest the dumb Right. Yeah, it's
called how Many Holes? Okay, I don't know exactly what
it is. She's got a game for us.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Sounds kind of hot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, we can play. It's called how Many Holes?

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
That's all you need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
That's that's all we need to know. All you need
to know is that it's coming up next year in
the Woody Show. Here, pull me right back, and it's
called a dumb ass contest in mind. Dumb is right

(01:02:14):
there in the name. I don't know how this works.
All I know is it's called how Many Holes? And
this is a game that genis got for So go
ahead and tell.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Us how this is.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Well, this is inspired by the conversation we had not
too long ago. But when I admitted that it wasn't
until I was in my twenties that I realized that
women had three holes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah, and how one to one for penises and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Then one for the back right, yeah, by the back entrance.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
And so many people were like, that's insane, And then
so many people are like, yo, same here.

Speaker 18 (01:02:48):
So it just it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Really, I've been thinking about a lot, so I thought,
what other things have holes that we don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
How many holes?

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
See?

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Dumb, dumbest. I don't think you're going to top this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
So I have a list of things that have holes
in them that we all are aware of, and I
want you to guess how many holes they have.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Some will be easy, some might not be easy. Winner
takes all?

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Is it just blurt out the answers?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Do we all take guesses? Or does somebody have to
buzz in?

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
That's a great question. What would you prefer? We could
do it either way. I could call you out or
you could buzz in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I think we all write down in the answer.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
I like that because then everybody has to reveal Yeah.
All right, so everybody grab a pen.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Morgan's got one piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
All right, here we go. How many holes again?

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Some easy, some tricky?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Number one? How many holes in a classic pretzel? A
classic pretzel? How many holes? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Number two? How many holes does a trademarked because there's
you know, the off brand ones. How many holes does
a trademarked whiffle ball have? Oh yeah, I am a
trade and then I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Explain you know why it's got to be trademarked.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Yes, right, So first is how many holes in a
classic pretzel? Second? How many holes in a trademarked wiffle ball?

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Number three? How many holes in the under now, menace
of counting on you for this, and Tyler if you're
playing along? How many holes in the underside of a
standard two by four lego brick? How many holes in
the bottom of the underside standard two by.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Four lego brick holes? Okay, okay, the underside? Okay, got it?
How many holes in the musical instrument the recorder? You
know where you learn to play hot cross buns? How
much is that doggy in the win a recorder?

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
It looks like a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
A longer soul.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
You know, everybody played it in fourth grade?

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Right and then never again? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
How many holes?

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
How many holes is the how many holes game? How
many holes does a standard universal hubcap have? And I
will accept two answers. Say again, how many holes in
a standard just regular old universal hub cap? And I
will accept two answers, because apparently those are two. There
are two acceptablelands.

Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
I've been seeing hubcaps on the street a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Because I thought they pop. Hubcaps pop on exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:05:22):
So they're popping off. I just see him in the street,
that's why.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Well, some are decorative, but they have the same amount
of decorative. You know, if you pulled the hub cap off,
what's holding the tire on?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Okay, let's not get in the weed. Those are the
five questions for how many holes?

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
How many holes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
The first one is how many holes in a standard
pretzel a classic pretzel, classic pretzel?

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Second, how many holes in a trademarked whiffle ball?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Three?

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
How many holes in.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
The underside of a standard two by four lego? Number four?
How many holes in the musical instrument the recorder? And
how many holes in a standard universe hubcap, of which
I will accept two answers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Okay, all right, all right, So everybody have their answers
written down.

Speaker 10 (01:06:06):
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
I'm confident about one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I feel like I have solid guesses. I mean, there's
there's a couple that I'm almost like the first one.
I feel like I'm very certain me too, I.

Speaker 13 (01:06:18):
Hope so because I can see it, I feel like
that one's a trick one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Maybe I just go with your gut.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Yeah, okay, all right, so you want to go around
and reveal? Ye, how many holes in a classic Pretzel?
Who would like to start?

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
I said three?

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Okay, it has to be three, right, three?

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I put three, But I'm second guessing myself now I'm
trying to I.

Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
Put I put three as well. But I mean, I
guess they could say crazy. They can't get crazy and
say six because as a front and back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
I guess, Okay, I don't think that's how holes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I'm trying three. I'm gonna say three.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Three.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
The correct answer for how many holes in the classic Pretzel?
Three holes?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (01:07:07):
Were you?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
I bet in the middle?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, because it crosses down toward the bottom. I thought
maybe because there's the two in the top, and I
thought maybe one of the center, but it could be
two down there to the lower part. That's what you
were trying. Yeah, number so three? I got got that one, right, Yeah, Yeah,
good job.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
I think that might be the only one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Next one, how many holes does a trademarked whiffle ball have?

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
I said twelve? Okay, I said sixteen, I said five.
I say ten, I said eight.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
There is one right answer that I've heard in this room.
The answer for a trademark whiffle ball amount of holes
is sammy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Now Here's why.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Now Here's why I had to double check and put
the word trademark, because when I think.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Of a whiffle ball, I think of a whole ball
with holes all over it, but.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Almost almost like the gashes. Not the round hole.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
No, it's it's solid sort of on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
What I'm saying. But the top they're more like gashes
than they are the round holes. They're more like slits, yes,
slits and holes, right, okay, right, I mean, but it's
just holes on the top.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
But I tried to, you know, a trademark. I really
hope that a few of you get.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
The next one, how many holes in the underside in
the bottom of a standard two by four?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Lego Brick said three?

Speaker 18 (01:08:28):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
Really? I said six six. I thought it was like
two two two six.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Two.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
I ended up just putting one because I thought it
was a small like two, a two by four with
the four top, two wide, four across or at length. Yeah,
then I got it wrong. Then that would be then
actually know what I think the answer is then too? Yeah, okay,
I think the answer is then too. I said my

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original answer three, but now that I'm thinking about it,
I would change in the two. But I locked into three.
I locked in that one. I'll keep it there.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
One person has the correct answer. Thank goodness, he wrote
it down and didn't get swayed. The answer is three three,
three hollow tubes underneath the inside of those holes. Now
the bumps on the top. Of course, there's you know
that's there's eight two times four, but there's three on
the bottom.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
A good thing you didn't change your answer.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
How many holes in the musical instrument the recorder, you know,
the Hot Cross Buns player.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
This is just a wild guess. It's nine.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
I put three, I put four, eight six.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
One person has the correct answer, A Verson who did
not know what a recorder is. Morgan, good job, that's right.
And finally a very strange one. And I will accept
one of two answers. Oh, except two answers. How many
holes does a standard universal.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Hubcap have I went with five. I put five as well.
I put five, and I put the other answer could
be one no because the hole I got that maybe
because that's a hole maybe in the middle, because that
would be where you would put like some kind of
thing would click.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
In there, like a like a medallion type, and I'm
thinking the type of branding thing five lug nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Well, just because I said I'd accept two answers doesn't
mean you can give two answers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
You one no, but I'm saying the other. I'm trying
to take a guess of what the two answers you
would accept.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Pick one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Which one did you put down?

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I'll say five, because you're saying holes in a hubcab,
which hubcabs those.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
By definition don't have holes in the rest.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
So this is all according to Google. I mean, you're
just gonna have to, you know, bear.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
With Yeah, So I for that purpose, I'll say five.
But hubcaps pop on, which is why they pop off.
It's a plate.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
It's gotta be three or four, Okay, I said four.

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
Four?

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Uh, what do you greg? You said five?

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
Men as you said I said five, okay, Well, then
we have three winners. The accept answers were five or
six or six?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Hey ask a, I not me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
I'm not a hubcap expert. So how many let's total
him up?

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Two?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I missed on the whiffle ball because man, damn it
trademarked one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Okay, what is the big winner of how many holes?

Speaker 16 (01:11:19):
Quarter?

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I didn't get that one?

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Ready, legs confused in my holes?

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah? Well, hey, thanks for that really dumb game, so welcome.
I'll beat that to content.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
And for your h what's the word redemption? How many
holes does a woman have?

Speaker 19 (01:11:39):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Just below the down, Maria baby, that would be three three?

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
He puts the G in Garci.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
So call sports with Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Good morning, Jeff g.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
What's going on? Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
When do you show?

Speaker 18 (01:11:57):
Dodgers losing streak is officially over, Alex bet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Skipping into one way back there, kiss shit, goodbye?

Speaker 18 (01:12:04):
Oh Tani seven innings, eight strikeouts. His era is now
down to point zero eight to two, which is insane.
Dodgers looking to split the series tonight with Shean on
the mound. It's also Star Wars night at Dodger Stadium.
Angels lost four two in Cleveland. Halos are off today
NFL The full schedule releases today five pm. And all

(01:12:24):
the teams do such a great job being creative on
social media with their schedule release videos. My Chargers always
do an outstanding job. One thing is for sure this year,
there's gonna be a lot of low key jokes in
these videos about Diana Russini and Mike vrabel I cannot wait.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Also, a quick schedule leak from yesterday.

Speaker 18 (01:12:42):
The first ever Thanksgiving Eve game was leaked and that's
gonna be the Rams and Packers NHL tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
It's a must win game for the Ducks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
That's a six thirty puck drop.

Speaker 18 (01:12:50):
In Anaheim Soccer Galaxy and LAFC both lost last night,
and in the WNBA the Sparks loss to the Fever.
Kelsey Plumb had twenty five Cameron Brink eleven points three
blocks in loss, and finday this morning, don't forget coming
up after eight am right here on the Woody Show,
take us to that big ass soccer game that the
whole world is going.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
To be watching. Make sure you tap in and win.
I'm Jeff G and that's your so Cal Sports. Hi,
Jeff Joy Show. Well, inquiring minds want to know how
did it go with his dog. Then you picked up
She picked up the dog yesterday, Gina.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
It was really good.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
She well, it was a long drive to get her,
long drive home. She slept the entire time in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
She was out cold.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
And we got home and just immediately playful, running around,
acting like a little Tasmanian devil, stealing socks, playing, having
a good time.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Barks loud.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
But then she, you know, she did the thing that
they said, if she starts biting and getting zoomy and crazy,
that means she's overtired.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
I said, great, So.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Spent some time doing a little crate training, and I
put her in there and I left the were open,
and I put a little treat in there and I
shut the door and we did that for a while
and I put her to bed. When we went to bed,
I just sat next to the I put her in
the crate and she was going like and it was
not pleasant.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
But I sat there and I was like, you're you're
a good girl, Pip.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
We're all here. They say that with with kids too. Man,
when you put the kids to bed, let them cry,
let it cry it out. Yeah, But and that's what
it's called ferizing or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Did like Bob ferber didn't work in my household well and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
So quick, oh really, because I just and they said
do not and I do this with the kid already,
so it was easy. Do not reward the whining. I
was like, I never do that, so I couldn't let
her out if she was whining anyway, So I just
said there. I was like, you're good, We're good. I
went to bed.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
She fell right to sleep and then woke me up
in the middle of the night to go pee, and
we did that, she went back to sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
It was really good.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
So I'm going to start doing a little more that
potty training business today. And uh, so far a night
one in the books and pretty she wasn't, Greg said.

Speaker 20 (01:15:01):
Like you were.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
I'm pleasantly surprised because day one of a new dog
actually weak one of a new dog. They don't know you,
they don't know what's going on. They might poop in
the house because they're scared, not necessarily because they don't dogs,
and uh, they they're unsure and this, that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
And the other.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
It sounds like I went as perfectly as.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
We put her down, and she looked like a wind
up toy. She was just having fun and crawling around.
And now she is teething like a mofo. And those
teeth are like shark teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Yeah, the little pins sharp.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Oh my god. They so I had scratched or I
had bite marks on my hand that looked like cat scratches.
I mean, she almost drew blood.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
So Gina sent us some pictures of the dog after
and picked it up. I put it, I put it right,
I put it right into Gemini. I said, what is this? Okay,
this is the picture there you can see was uploaded
and the Gemini I said, what is this?

Speaker 12 (01:15:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
What am I looking at? It's a picture of a
hat sitting on a person's least.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
I was dying when you sent that to me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
So much computing power. I know, Wallace, she's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Gonna be a good girl. She's high energy and uh,
you know, we got to work on the potty training.
But she seems happy so far. So night one is done.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
I didn't realize she had such a long tail. She
looks like you said, she looks like a little fox.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Yeah, she looks like a little fox. And she does
sleep hard.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
So I'm just going to ride that out and hopefully
she just sleeps the puppy days away, because it is
h Yeah, she's a lot, and you really do have
to look down because if she gets under your feet,
like she's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Dead, you gotta get a hamster ball for that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
That's not a bad idea. Yeah, an extra large hands
or at least a little bell.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Yeah right, somebody told me that'd be cool. Right, if
you're a hamster and someone puts you in the hamster
ball and get to run around. Somebody told me those
things are not cool.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Yeah, it's almost torture.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Really, And why that would rule?

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
Are those balls people go in?

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
And why don't they don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Maybe because they're rolling forward beause they're trying to get
out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Let's let's talk to the road and master. Uh board,
He's like, I know, hamsters and guinea pigs are two
different things, but uh so, what have you heard that
about hamster balls? You're not supposed to Yeah, they're not cool.
Why are they not cool?

Speaker 17 (01:17:25):
Well, so a lot of people do put them put
guinea pigs inside of them, which is not good because
guinea pigs backs are not supposed to bend that way.
So that's very big no for guineas, and then for hamsters.
There's not much oxygen getting into those balls.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Oh no holes like all along the sides of it,
but they're rolling over on top of it.

Speaker 17 (01:17:41):
There's not enough holes for it to like actually properly ventilate,
so they kind of assixiate and it gets too hot
in there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
Oh that's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
They kind of cooked themselves. I just remember we had
a hamster growing up, and we put the hamster in
that little ball and it would be running around and
it would crap in there, and so it end up
those bingo ball hoppers. So clan you constantly try to
have to like but I get it. I get a

(01:18:07):
clean down. Well, we would put him in there so
you can clean its stupid cage or.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Right, and they're safe and they can run around. I mean,
the theory is solid.

Speaker 8 (01:18:15):
Yeah, but with those really small dogs, dude, I'm so
afraid when they're on the floor like walking around everywhere
that I mean Sammy's dogs again, what is it like
three or four pounds?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Now she's like six six, But that thing was at
my house and I.

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
Was like, yeah, dude, like you know, my two little
bulldogs are like twenty eight pounds, like, oh, yeah, killed
this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
And that's why you don't get you don't have those
dogs be afraid.

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
I know that all scales are not equal, but I
put her on my scale and it didn't even start,
like it even register.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Yeah, I want to be your dog if you're just
like walking and like you step on that type.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
Of seriously, you're absolutely right because even though the woman
actually brought her said she loves to be under your feet.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
And I was like, good boy, well initially you said
you wanted her to sleep with you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
If I nixed that right away.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
She sleeps in her little bedroom. She sleeps in the
great cause Andy's like, well, why can't you sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
On the bed?

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
I go, first of all, I don't want pea and
poop in my bed. Second of all, like we're wild sleepers,
like God knows what kind of murder will take place
and we won't even realize.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
After a week of crying in that crate, I guarantee
you that thing's again now.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
She yeah, good, I shouldn't even do it the first
night though.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:19:29):
When I put my dog in her little area at
night and went to go to and the look that
she gave me, and then just the crying.

Speaker 13 (01:19:34):
I was like, never mind, you're going to know what.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
I think it might be having the kid for so
long because the whining and whimpering, like I didn't love it,
but it didn't, it didn't freak me out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
I was like, you're good girl, Everything new is fine.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
But you'd think i'd be crying all night with her
like holding the cage.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Yeah, I thought you would take her out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
You're a good little girl.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
I'll tuddle you know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
I know I've given you a lot of grief about
this new cat and everything. I am happy for your happiness.

Speaker 9 (01:20:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
I hope your stout son. I hope your stepson will
get over this at some point, get over the purchase,
and he will trauma. Yeah, he will realize that while
it wasn't a perfect effort with a real dog, that
you tried, you know what I mean, you tried to
give him a dog. But yeah, yeah, not legally legally,

(01:20:27):
right Greg? Thank you? So according to AI, not according
to AI, but in all seriousness, congratulations, I know this
is something you've been very excited about. I hope it
doesn't become your entire personality because that would be exhausting.
But yeah, we'll see, we'll see the show and move
right along for you this morning and right into this week.

(01:20:50):
In audio, what do you got there?

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
We have the original what do show trademark game copyright.
If you hear this on any of the radio station,
they are committing a crime.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
And yeah, this is what's this sound? And this was easy.
You guys might know this because you've talked about it before.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
But here's the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
What is this sound? Okay, sounds sounds like, oh, okay,
it sounds like an airplane. That sounds like an airplane cabin. Boys,

(01:21:29):
is that the guy like throwing the rock at the seal?

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
Oh, the Hawaiian guy who I've seen reports that guy
was either from Seattle or.

Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
Also like, yeah, this sounds like somebody like sticking their
head out the window, like smashing their face on a
light pole or something.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
You guys, are you're circling the right answer. The answer
is the guy that got sucked into the engine. And
I always make well, we always, we always make fun
of all these idiots who are filming every single damn
thing like your plane landing, as if it doesn't happening
to billion times a year, except this time.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Okay, I darkly want to hear it again.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Now I want to see the video.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
So this is obviously from inside. Well, it's just it
just ship dropped. It was dark outside, so it just
shows a week and then like a fireyek sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
On the floor.

Speaker 7 (01:22:21):
That's a closed casket, that's a that's an always a concerts.
I hate these people that are filming everything that you're
never gonna watch. But if someone falls off stage, how
are you going to catch it? Filming everything all the time,
how are you going to.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
Catch the singer? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Are you gonna catch it if you're not filming all
the time? Everything? All right, So it's the week in audio.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
You're not gonna get this one, but just to here's
your clue for another round of what's this sound? The
clue is this sound gives me a orgasm or an orgasm.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
You personally me personal bass? Yes, okay, what is this sound?

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
I have a guess gives you a boner?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I do like it, but no, not that Mike, go ahead.
It doesn't have to do with bugs.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Uh No, I know what you're thinking is like bugs
being crushed on her foot. Now that'd be a Gregorg guest.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
My guess is a cyber truck is pulling something, pulling
something super heavy that the chain is dragging on the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Oh, my guess is a wood chipper.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Wood chipper?

Speaker 7 (01:23:24):
Okay, you guys made the machinery and the chipper are
on the right angle. But you'll never guess. It is
the sound of hundreds of illegal mopeds and dirt bikes
being crushed by by bulldozers on You.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Know what's so funny about that. There's a buddy of
mine who lives in New York City. He hates so
these people on these scooters and stuff and these little
street takeovers. They happened in every major city. And I
texted him yesterday because I saw that video, and I
texted I said, how hard does this get you? Yes,
you know there was your own back. These retards who

(01:23:57):
ride these things are the ones that need to be crushed.
I literally want to see their heads explode on concrete.
I hate them.

Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
That makes it pretty cool, guys, you guys call the cops, yeah,
on stuff like this, and so like they caught. There
was a thing that I tried to take over one
of the bridges in the San Francisco area, and the
cops actually.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Oh, they've blocked it up on a bridge. It's pretty
easy to block off all the exits.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
That was pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
They actually did something about it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Yes, it's a big bulldozer.

Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
They have all the hundreds of scooters lined up, you know,
dirt bike scooters, all the stuff that like the seventeen
through twenty year olds used to take over streets.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Yeah, and then just and then just the bulldozer treads
just crushing right over the top of them. There, that's
a dude.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
It was a ton of And I told you guys,
I'm looking into like smaller sized paintball guns. So because
when I'm in the cyber truck, I'm basically invincible. So
when I see these guys, I guess out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Yeah, there's the video.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
There's so many more than I thought there were.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Oh yeah, this goes on for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
I hate the street takeovers, sure, but that waste is
that there's some program that you can do.

Speaker 7 (01:25:06):
Give them the responsibility to the Bahamas and give them
to tourist, buy them to a different state. This week
about another edition of What's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
This Sound It is?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
What is this sound?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
A chainsaw with the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Two stroke engine sawing something down that shouldn't be saw down.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Like like a I don't say, an old school model
airplane one, not like a drone.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
What I told you, it's biological. I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
So it's not a badger. But like a.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Beaver, yeah, like a beaver.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Yeah, let's go with a beaver.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Let's go with what it is a horse that has
a build up of gas and its intestines. I saw
this video they laid on its side and the intestines.
Because horses they can fart, they like massage out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
That was a fart. Yeah, the horses laying on the
ground and it looks like they're given a CPR.

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
Do you see the stomach like I wouldn't say, I mean,
it's not too much, but I got to hear that again.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
That's a fart. Yeah, no, winner, Oh that's got to
feel rad.

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
You see a lot of times when when you see
a horse rolling on the ground by itself, or they're
trying to get little farts out.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Of you know, sometimes when you're taking a leak and
then halfway through the leak, like there's a bunch of
gas that like all of a sudden becomes free and
then you let that and you let that gas go
as you're taking the rest of your leak. Man, what
a great feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
Right, Oh wow, it does look like they're giving a
CPR incredible Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
That is all.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
I could have sat here for another day and a
half and I wouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Guess eight seven four Woody text over to two two
nine eight seven Sea Best has more of the weekend
audio coming up for us next year on the Woody Show,
The Woody Shows. Right after these messages, I had energy
more and I'll go zero before the Woody Show and

(01:27:28):
jumping right back into this week in audio, what is next,
Sea Beast.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
Well, we got a You're not gonna know the answer
to this, but to do your best job to guess.
You have a person who's crossing over into the music world.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
This is not say this is a famous person, but
from what world? Did we even get back?

Speaker 16 (01:27:44):
Clue?

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Okay, how about this sports?

Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
I'll give you spout sports someone in sports. Okay, all right,
it's coming out with a new music including this song.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Plack Boy, Max plack Boy, Max plack Work, Plaque on
the teeth. Okay, okay, get here you all right, here
we go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Yeah, feeling like black boy, Max Ring.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Yeah, double locked, back to back, ring in the cool
with the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Runs on fat feeling like Cactus Jack like trap.

Speaker 10 (01:28:10):
Bad bitch and the back snakes in the room gets
that's that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
That's like a hundred mil time. So that's back to back. Yeah, Like,
I have no idea, Chad Hanks, you're asking the wrong dude. Well,
Chad Hank's obviously not new to the music.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Man, I'm just gonna guess a random athlete because I
don't know anything about athletes.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Go for it or wrap Marshaun Lynch.

Speaker 7 (01:28:30):
Well, Marshall Lynch is sort of close. This is Max Crosby. Uh,
currently you're in Las Vegas Raiders. Man, it's to me
it sounds like every other garbage rap out there, right,
but you know he's doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
I mean it it sounds like passively wrapped. I mean
it sounds like it's produced properly.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Have you guys seen this right now?

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Loud?

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Jimmy, we've we've talked about love, Jimmy, we have. I
tried to get you guys to tell.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Me what he was saying.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
That rings a bell, Yeah, Jimmy, look jim me, he
you know he's trying to cross over to h from
Bill l U H Jimmy. Look yeah Jimmy, Yeah, Jimmy.

Speaker 16 (01:29:11):
But this saying I sound like a girl girl name.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
And that's someone company he got completely and he's like
skitty white guys.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Yeah, Jimmy star playing little Jimmy. You have the face tattoos,
going oh.

Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
Yeah, Now I am fifty one percent sure that it's
a bit. At first, I was like, noah, but now
I'm like, it's gotta be right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
No, He's nah, yeah, right, this is gonna be the
new catch me outside the you can girl. He'll be
mega rich and we'll hate him even more.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
The more I see him, the more I'm like, this can't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Oh, yeah, this is okay.

Speaker 7 (01:29:52):
Well people are liking because they're making fun of him. Yeah,
but haven't we gone Don't we go through one of
these guys basically every six months for sure, like Long
Neck and that Redhead kid that was always screaming like
we're gonna we'll make front of you, then we'll get
rid of you and yeah, see you later doors this
week in audio. Oh, speaking of the NFL, so much
drama this offseason about players and coaches and their wives

(01:30:14):
and their girlfriends. Uh Lis Okada, she is the girlfriend
of one of the Eagles. Okay, but she's not really
telling you that, but.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
She's gonna tell you what her current situation is. Here.

Speaker 14 (01:30:24):
Hypothetically, if a man were to kick out his eight
month pregnant girlfriends and unborn daughter to then be unhinged
the very next day looking for women to have fun with,
you know, hypothetically, you would not think that that type
of man is a good man or a good father.
You would probably not think that that type of man
has integrity or morals or any form of decency.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
Right right, correct, sure's mega pregnant sitting in her car. Okay,
and she got dumped, right, she got dumps kicked out again,
eight months pregnant by her Eagles offensive tackle Fred Johnson.

Speaker 21 (01:30:58):
Well you've already secured the bag, you know. Yeah, as
the dork said, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have already. But
it's just like, why I hate this sub the sub
posting hypothetically, Yeah, just like we know who it is,
just say his name.

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
Well, here's what he's responding to this more loved Jimmy. Yeah,
he has responded as Fred Johnson with some quotes. Again,
we're talking about subtweeting here quint He says, God ain't
bring me this far just to leave me this too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Shell pass for uh rising above rumors seeking redemption.

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
He had the sub tweeting dude to say I got
tired of her and I picked her out or he's
or on her side.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
He sucked, he sucks. He's like she does.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
She's pretty well spoken and but she does have a
lot of the stupid person like traits as far as
the big long dumb nails. The ladies, you can explain
this to me. The past couple of years, girls have
gone for these super thick eyebrows that look that are
individually like feathers.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
You see the why are we doing tattooed on there too? Well,
know what you're.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Talking about is taking like a little spoolly they call
it like a mess carawan and literally combing your eyebrows
off right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
It's laminate.

Speaker 13 (01:32:12):
They laminate it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
To stay like that, that's like something to do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Well, it's again, it's a it's an indicator to me
stay away from this woman. Just like with the nails.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
It's like, yeah, but thing, this girlfriend eight months pregnant,
so I feel for on that. Besides, she got the
stupid nails, stupid eyebrows, stupid fake injected lips. She's also
doing Are we doing fake freckles?

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Now, yes we aren't, but they are.

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
There's there's there's what are they called stencils, there's little
there's also.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Like filters, like just social media, so you have.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
I enjoy a freckle or two, but again when I
see it when it's obviously fake, like all this girl
has these five fake things.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
It's all bad signs. These are all drama.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Don't you get the multi layered eyelashes.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
So you're saying she deserves to get kicked out. Maybe
he was like one red flag. No, didn't notice that,
like but five of them. I was like, oh, sorry, bitch,
I mean you're gonna take I better stick around as
being an offensive tackle for decades.

Speaker 8 (01:33:08):
I mean, what did she accomplish by posting like he's
still a professional football player, like he'll have a girl
at his house.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
The next day? Well, she what she accomplishes is the
social feedback the people women.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Oh bit, here's an old classic website called something like
Don't Date Him Girl, and this is her version of
don't Date Him Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
This weekend audio.

Speaker 7 (01:33:32):
Okay, speaking of Philadelphia, lost badly to the Knicks, and
I will give the Philly fans credit. This is from
ABC six, as they were pretty honest about the situation
of the team.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Oh see Parning nurse. Everybody gone like we're.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Getting clown Yeah, I got nothing. I think it was
Game six a few years ago when the next beat
us year and we walked out and they were chanting
like yours. It's worse this year.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
They gotta play.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
But I love Joelle and I says I love the
whole teams amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
It's just hard breaking, it really is.

Speaker 7 (01:34:16):
We'll talk about this, but I may spend like I
may embed myself as much as I hated in New
York for a week because these Knicks fans are animals. Yeah,
and they're they're making Philly fans cry like that's how
that's how much.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
And they're overtaking. They overtook the arena for the whole series.

Speaker 10 (01:34:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
It could be some excellent audio to this. Okay, sorry,
just click. Going back to the last clip of the
woman crying about the Eagles player, right, what was his
responsecause it reminded me of something. I'm like, God, ain't
bring me this far just to leave me this too,
shell pads. Okay, remind okay, it reminds me of that.

Speaker 16 (01:34:48):
This was.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
This is years ago Hillary Clinton was doing like this
pandering thing. Yeah, so that what he said. His quote
there sounded a lot like bring me this.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Far, I ain't nowhere or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Yeah, hold I have uh yeah, have the clip here,
hold on. I don't feel no ways tired. I come
too far from where I started from. Nobody told me
that the road would be easy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
I don't believe he brought me this far.

Speaker 15 (01:35:21):
To leave me.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
What does that quote remind me of?

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
It was me.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
I'm like, that's the movie Waiting for Man, because that's
that sounds come too far.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Here's another one he did. The hardest flex isn't revenge.

Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
It's watching someone who tried to destroy you realize you
survived with that ever mentioning their name.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Everybody calmed down that way. That's a pretty good quote too.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
What was that one?

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
This is?

Speaker 7 (01:35:45):
That's from a man though, that's from friend Johnson. The
hardest flex isn't revenge. It's watching someone who tried to
destroy your realize you survived without ever mentioning their name.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
Kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
Okay, pretty dummy. This Weekend Audio. Oh, let's go back one.
Did you know Menace?

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
I know you were watching this Greg because he was
live streaming the Takashi sixty nine gender deal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Oh yes, dude, I saw a clip of it, a
highlight clip of it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:12):
So Dad, Takashi sixty nine, I thin, he's already got
a kid, but he's now got a second, going to
down in like the Miami area, had a big party.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Again. I don't know where he's getting his money from. Well,
because he's I told you he's doing that live stream show.
I forgot what it's called. I don't know, but who's
paying for this? Who's watching this? Anyway?

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
He invited a bunch of those live streamers, and he
had this to say before revealing Takashi sixty nine's new
baby's gender.

Speaker 8 (01:36:33):
Chah, what do you think is going to be a boy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Straight? Abortion't great?

Speaker 9 (01:36:40):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
I told you like this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Yeah, he's a party. I mean, I agree with the sentiment.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Ye wouldn't know the do with the with the baby girl?
Well no, but the reason, the reason behind that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
Couldn't raise a girl. I I don't know what to
do with a girl, right, That's what I was saying, yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
A girl would love you like a girl would think
you were great.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
You wouldn't it's about him. He wouldn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
What can the kid do for me?

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
I'm not trying to help them, right, I don't know
how to.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Go out and buy girls clothing, looking out versions of
like a T shirt or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:37:23):
Animals match them together.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Except for the sake of argument. If he found out
that he, you know, was with somebody in there having
a baby, and he found it was a girl, he'd
be bummed.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
Would be very bummed, And I'd be searching for all
my lesbian friends to give them a girl. And if
it was a boy and it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Cute, I would also give it principle be an honest guy. Sorry,
what do you think is going to be a boy? Straight? Abortion?

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:37:55):
So I found all the details. So if you watched
his TV show, like the production is like a lot,
like there was a huge like explosions and reveals and
all this stuff. And he has the world's artist television
on this on this show. So it's called Facts TV
and it's backed by Kick Now Kick dude. They pay
these streamers insane amount of money.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
My questions where are they getting that money?

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
Well, because they're backed by a sports betting app, so
they had to get a lot of money off that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
There's so much money in the dumbest things. Yeah, right, right,
Like how you go, well, what is going on? You
just said, yeah, where does that come from?

Speaker 10 (01:38:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Well, there's just a bunch of money that's all being
sunk in this thing. And you go, is it like
cancer research? No, because something real beneficial.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
So I know their audience is like fifteen year old
males because they does like all the violence and the
abortion show with all that, Right, that was my question. Yeah,
well and there's I'm not I'm not even going to
bring up this guy's name, and I'm not going to
play any of his audio because he's such a scumbag.
But there's one of these guys, unfortunately in my hometown
of Nashville, who's making a name for himself this past week.
And all he does besides he recently shot a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Oh that guy.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
All he does is go around downtown Nashville and call
people the end worst And then he said he's got money.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Wow, it's crazy cool.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
Guy voting this little Jimmy guy.

Speaker 7 (01:39:17):
That guy is that guy live streaming or is he
just got kicked off, because like, how's he on any plot?

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
He got kicked off?

Speaker 7 (01:39:23):
Kick but then some other platform picked him off, like
some like third rate Russian crypto platform.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
That's what I g Sea Bass just trying to get
cart and arcs on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
And we go right back to Sea Bass for the
exciting conclusion of this week in audio.

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
Mannis you know that your boyfriend Ryan Reynolds and would
he have something in comment?

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
We do?

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I didn't know this, well, quick guess because you're an
undeniable sexiness as Yeah, Ryan Reynolds. I mean, he likes
Jim what, he likes tequila. He's in movie, he's what
he's not in movies.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
We're getting further away.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
If he has a mobile company, what he does, I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:40:06):
Here's Maureen Callahan and she's apparently an investigator perspectively, I
should say, an investigative reporter. All right, I'm telling Megan
Kelly what Ryan Renolds did, psycho.

Speaker 13 (01:40:15):
Arsonist, Ryan Reynolds, explain why you call him that?

Speaker 19 (01:40:18):
When Ryan Reynolds was a teenage boy, he burned down
his elementary school in Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
This was an arson fire. He said it in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
This school was like over one hundred years old.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
It went out like that. I didn't burn a school. Well,
and I wasn't a teenager. I was a preteen. I mean, okay,
so Arson ten okay, well you're right, you're right. What
we set a little fire in the woods when we
did not anticipate getting out of control. But we're being
dumb ten year olds and the fire, uh just spread
a little bit. The fire department came very quickly and
put it out.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
It was all good, and they said thank you for
the training session.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Yeah, there is a similarity of fire, right, a little different. Shoot,
you raise a good point. What let's do this next clip? Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
He's a psychopath.

Speaker 19 (01:41:03):
I believe he's given varying accounts of this story in
which he just was he set fire to a tree.
When I hear that, like, I could cry, like, who
would set fire to a tree, I know, to a
living thing?

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Yes, you know, who's a psycho? Someone who cries over
fire on a tree? That, yeah, that sounds pretty psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
Who would set fire to a tree? A lot of
little boys?

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Yeah, every time you have a fire in the fireplace.
There's like a piece of wooden there at one point.
At one point was a tree, a living thing.

Speaker 5 (01:41:35):
We've been on an Alaskan cruise. There's plenty of trees, trees.

Speaker 7 (01:41:41):
The fun fact people always say there's more trees and
there are stars or something possible.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Seems that way.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
This week in audio, Okay, time for the UC bast
original game. How Dy Awi. This is where you play
some audio. I play some audio up someone hurting themselves.
You guess how well.

Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
In this case, the audio isn't of the actual part
of them getting hurt. This is them described being the
feeling of getting hurt. So a little different twist on
this game.

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
But this is from.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Twelve News Now Beaumont, Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Okay, I couldn't fill my legs when I come back
to I couldn't move my right foot. I could barely
move my right leg. My bones in my right leg
are real. Weake my hip, my knee, and my foot.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Like we've all sat in the toilet too long. Yea,
you're sitting there taking a dump, You're scrolling on your phone.
You lose track of time. Next thing you know, like
you're done taking your dump and you get out of
that leg shout out of the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Right, my bones in my right leg or real weight
my knee and my foot, just a lot of wakeness.
I'm probably the unluckiest lucky man alive.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Toilet and legs. It feels like you're walking on needles
when you try to walk.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
Okay, So now the news often isn't there for a
toilet legs fall aslep, that's possible.

Speaker 6 (01:42:57):
I'm gonna go old school cartoon. Something fell on him
from above like an anvioler pio.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
I'm going to say something involving a bowl, like a
he got gored by a bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Or he crashed the boat. Okay, menace technically is the
closest one. Oh really, this is a nineteen year old
hunter wishie.

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
He was old.

Speaker 7 (01:43:17):
Well that's Beaumont, Texas for you, or a jasper in
his case specifically, he was leaning against a tree fishing
when he was struck by lightning. Gut Wow, luckily through
his gutting out his legs or else, you know, not
through his chest, or he could be in much worse shape.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
Yeah, but apparently he lived. Apparently Apparently he's talking, And
here's the sheriff telling me another fun fact about this.

Speaker 20 (01:43:40):
Looking at the tree after the fact, the tree has
been struck by lightning before, and the tree was dead
from the previous lightning strike. So the old laddage of
Latin and never strikes twice in the same place and
you throw that out the window.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
Yeah, yeah, I still can't get that teenager out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
It goes right out the window and it hurt where
his biome. My leg fell asleep so hard. Recently, I
was sitting on the couch and kind of had it
tucked underneath me, so I was sitting on like on
my ankle, on my foot, No, underneath, it was underneath it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:14):
Girly.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Yeah, it's like a figure four slide in the second
base douchebag manly, like a stand up slide, you know
what I mean, Like okay, like okay, here, yemin, Yes,
I put my leg on the chair here and I
sit like this.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
It's it's oh yeah, that's gurly like that, and it's
insanely girly. It really like that. It chick drink and rose.

Speaker 17 (01:44:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
It's like it's like a half criss cross apples something
you should have. Like I was sitting on the couch anyway,
so I want to go get up. Vagina fell asleep
by Vagina fell asleep, like I almost fell because I
had no feeling in my leg, Like it's like the
leg wasn't there, so you didn't feel the pressure of
the leg on the floor right, And I end up

(01:45:01):
having to just sit. I'm like, oh God, there was
no way I was gonna be able to take a step.
I tried to take the step. I'm like, okay, I'm
trying to shake it out and do the whole thing.
When you have just dead it's when you have hot
goss with your gal pals and you're.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
Sitting like that for too long.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
You ever do when your arm falls asleep and you're
sleeping like a girl, and then you can't move your
arm and you have to use your other arm your
hand to pick up your arm and move it above
you or whatever. But I'm saying, like you when you
when you sleep and you wake up, and like you,
you want to move your arm and you can't. You
have to use your your good arm to.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
And what's worse than when it's like coming back online
like that, ticularly like heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
And the pens and needles. Time, Uh, we got time
for one more this weekend audio.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
I'll speaking of lady stories this tell me if this
is something you would like, and also take a guess
at who's telling this story about becoming an older lady
When you're yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:45:53):
And you can have three, four or five orgasms in
an hour, but when you get my age, you have
one orgas.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
I'm gonna three days.

Speaker 13 (01:46:01):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (01:46:02):
Like?

Speaker 13 (01:46:02):
What are you doing down there to get a three
day orgasm?

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
I need details?

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
You don't have to do anything, but when it happens,
I just won't tell you. You just be prepared. It's
gonna be three whole days.

Speaker 5 (01:46:15):
Okay, what I saw something about this? I don't know
her name in real life, but is.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
She like play a character?

Speaker 9 (01:46:21):
She had?

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
She had one really famous role, one sort of famous
cult role.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
And I wonder if this is even remotely true three days?
Like who wouldn't want that years?

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
I mean Foxy Brown, seventy six year old Pam Greer.
There you go, Foxy Brown. She played didn't she play something?

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
I thought that was the Tarantino movie.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a sort
of movie. Pam Greer, Yes, actress.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
Seventy four, Foxys around thank you, and she played.

Speaker 5 (01:46:51):
Uh, I mean three days a little much, you know,
I think it would be great. She's retired. You got
the time you.

Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
Played Jackie Bert Jackie Foxy Brow became Jackie.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
Ber, but Foxy Brown was correct from the seventies.

Speaker 5 (01:47:03):
One of them.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Thank you very much, Sea Bass. This week in audio
Throwback Thursday. Love that, but love this particular time of
the day because when we're joined. He is the pride
of Pacoima. He's the senior vice president and the managing
partner of club Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen, el Presidente

(01:47:24):
himself DJ Tim Martin. Yes, how the hell are you, buddy?
I'm feeling a lot better you are. They were sick
last week he got hit. Thanks for missing me? What
what do you mean what? I'm sorry everybody in this room.

(01:47:49):
Who's the one that called the check in on you?

Speaker 8 (01:47:50):
You did, that's right, But Tim, I gave you those
nicotine pouches that feel better.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
I was out for the at the Two Bears.

Speaker 16 (01:47:59):
F K.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
There was all this like health stuff, yeah, in this
backpack that we got, like really stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
They gave us these backpacks and we're stilled with all
this stuff. It almost kind of like a like a
gift bag kind of thing. Yeah, but also inside there
there were a bunch of these nicotines.

Speaker 8 (01:48:14):
Yes, stuff, that's so weird. But I did put that
down as one of my predictions, that nicotine. They're gonna
like flip it to make it like a healthy thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
Oh yeah, they clear mind.

Speaker 8 (01:48:27):
But no, that's how I view it. Hey, that's not
my words. That's like, you know, people trying to sell
this stuff. But I always hook up Tim. I'm like
your new dealer there. Any time I go to these
events and give free pouches, I hook you all.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
But let's talk about the race itself.

Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
Five K.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
I'm proud of you. Docked it, dude, I know, but
still whatever, it's still three miles. I can walk forever,
which is not an inval We just don't choose to
do it though, No, not certainly, not for fun. It's
a special occasions like places they got to get to
for whatever. You Yeah, sure, did you wear a cute outfit?

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
Uh no, you didn't wear like a tennis skirt.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Yes it was. It was a good time. I'm glad
you're feeling better.

Speaker 5 (01:49:10):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
I am back from the dead. We have the Woodies
Show prom, which Tim is working hard on some of
the the photo stations. Could we go like old school
prom photo like staging kind of things, backdrops, you can
get your fancy prom photos. It's happening Woodies Show Problem Saturday,
June sixth, at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa. Tim, guess

(01:49:33):
who's not going to the prom in this room?

Speaker 5 (01:49:36):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Oh, let me look around quick. I'm gonna I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
Gina Sammy what.

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
She's not going?

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
You loved that event? Yes, I know because he gave
her not enough notice. Oh wait wait she she had
the date before. I think other people in this room
house also. It was her idea for the band. Yes,
the sparismatics are my favorite. I love this event. Let's
tell everybody why you're not surgery or.

Speaker 12 (01:50:10):
Something because I have to go to Disneyland with like Stima,
Willy's whole family who's all coming in. Yeah, they're all
coming in from different areas and stuff, and it's a
whole thing like literally Grandma, cousins, parents, sister, like.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
And this affects Saturday night how Yeah, because it's like
you think Grandma's going to be up Saturday night, like
you could do Disney until six. They're only there. They're
only there for Saturday night.

Speaker 13 (01:50:34):
They booked hotel rooms.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
Oh so they're there for more than just Saturday night,
Is what you're saying that they are? Yeah, yeah, they're
all coming in. But they're gonna be there multiple days. Right,
They're gonna be multiple days.

Speaker 4 (01:50:44):
They're gonna be at Disney for multiple days.

Speaker 5 (01:50:46):
Yes, I will.

Speaker 1 (01:50:48):
So you could go Sunday as well, or Friday, oh right,
or Friday, yeah, or for most of the day Saturdays.
This is crazy Disney. Yeah, alser to Marongo. Yeah than
this office is. This is actually absurd. I'm actually mad anyway,
So just say, you know, tim as we're putting all

(01:51:08):
this hard work together and everything else. Samon doesn't appreciate it.
She's not even going. She hates it. She hates the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:51:15):
Yeah, I would take it personally not true.

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
Yeah, just tell me you hate me, Just tell me
I love this event. I'm very sad. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:51:24):
Know.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
We're gonna be excited about it. DJ Jay Spinoza is
gonna be spinning. He's great. I mean you could speak
here as a DJ. I mean, he's a fantastic he's
graded our understatement. Yeah, that we had for the Woody
Show Fiesta with Cypress Hill. So we got Spasmatics, we
got the magician, and it's gonna be It's gonna be great.
Tim's doing a great job putting the whole thing together.

(01:51:45):
We hope to see you there again Saturday, June sixth, hopefully,
unless your grandma comes to town. Get all the details
click on the events tab by going to the Woody
Show dot com. I just got to call my Grandma's
get me around guys.

Speaker 4 (01:52:01):
Yeah, we're going to not very far, yeah, Grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
It's Throwback Thursday. DJ Tim Martinez was a club DJ
back in the day, and so he was spitting all
these songs getting people out onto the dance floor in
its time, And so we put him in charge of
picking which song we go up in the club with
each and every week here on this Throwback Thursday. And
what he got for us this week, Tim, I was.

Speaker 8 (01:52:23):
Definitely already retired in twenty eleven from Djane, But this
song such a club banger, feels so good.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
Alvin, All right, here we go up in the club.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
Up.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
I feel so close to you right now. Yeah, threw
back Thursday here on the Woodie Show. It's all ninety
eighty seven DJ Tim Martinez. Yeah, I was good to
see you, Tim. Glad you're you're feeling better. I am thinking, Yeah,
thank you for all the hard work that you're putting
into the prom that Sammy won't get to see for herself.

Speaker 8 (01:53:00):
Hates you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
See, is what happens when when people get boyfriends and girlfriends,
all of a sudden, they stop hanging out with their
other funds. I don't even know who you are anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
Sorry, literally, it's fun. She's trying to secure her future.

Speaker 7 (01:53:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
Do you think you think our listeners do like the
pro promposals?

Speaker 4 (01:53:18):
That would be amazing for sure, like a marching band.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
No, that would be awesome. Yeah, you got all the
prom info. Just go to the events tab of the
woodieshow dot Com. Boila wouldn't approve the Woody Show And
that concludes date number four of five.

Speaker 2 (01:53:42):
Done.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
That's it for the Thursday show. Fine, today's full show podcast.
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(01:54:08):
Joseph of twenty one Pilots will be our guest also
in the eight o'clock hour tomorrow, just like today, and
congratulations to our winner. But tomorrow another chance to win
a pair of tickets to the first Big Soccer game
of the Big Soccer Tournament which is coming up at
Sofi Stadium tomorrow. In the eight o'clock hour, You're gonna

(01:54:28):
hear a song from Cypress Hill. It could be any
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(01:54:48):
Haley Williams alternative income keywords, all that stuff. Tomorrow Friday
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Speaker 5 (01:55:07):
Yeah, if you consider yourself a people person, rest assured.
People will ruin that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
Yeah, people ruin that. Yeah, and just about everything, every
every single time, even like let's say you're having a nice, quiet,
chill time just in your own home. The minute anybody
else gets home over it's time ruin. See people ruin
everything they do. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank
you so much for giving the Woody Show some of

(01:55:34):
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
could suck it. Catch you back here on Friday. Have
a great day. SMD double M Quit this this bitch