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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion? Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Today's Wednesday.
It is June the twenty fourth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
We got Menace. What is up here? There's a sea bat,
we got seeing me. There is a Jeff g We
got Morgan, we got Vaughn. There's dumbass Tyler Bort Benji
on the job today. We're gonna do our thing. You've
done your thing. You're here listening. We appreciate that. Be
a part of whatever it is. Calling in eight seven,
seven forty four. You can send us a text to

(01:15):
us up there over to two to nine eight seven.
Look into some of the trending news headlines. We've got
some of the birthdays and the porno birthday. We'll do
those here just in a second. But I know how
much you love slang and things like that Sea bass.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's all important and we should all adopt it.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Take whatever twelve year olds are saying and immediately starts
saying that yourself, especially if you're over thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
But what about like slanging phrases in other countries, like
how they say different things.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Well, that's always adorable, and especially expression, especially Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
How about the British expressions sometimes as well? All right,
so I'm gonna I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw one
out there. You you tell me what it means, all right?
So if you say Bob's your uncle, what does that mean?
It's a British expression.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
It's like qwe d like that's well, that's and that's
the way.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
It is, right, Yeah, explains how something happened.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
And that's that.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, you guys heard before.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I had never heard of that one. You're as old
as I am. Bob's your uncle.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
This way and Bobs, how do I get exposed to that?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Though? And like the same way would British cartoons? And
you can also say Fanny's your aunt. You can say
Bob's your uncle or Fanny.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
That's weird because isn't fanny their slang for like your downstairs?
I don't know, but yeah, front but takes the biscuit,
I've never heard that one.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm assuming he takes the cake. Takes the cake. It's
usually used to show frustration though, like in a negative way. Interesting? Yeah,
uh gone completely do lally completely? Like cuckoo means losing
your mind.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I mean I have Lulu in America.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
These aren't like a new hip like now things. I
think these are like you know around yeah, right, taking
the mickey or sometimes it's taking the mick.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Is it getting drunk.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Or is it like taking fun of someone or taking
a mulligan.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
That means to make fun of someone, or if someone
is crossing the line. Okay, so you clearly heard of
that before. Yeah, like, in what context are you remembering something?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
I was doing deductive reasoning because their other thing, they
say is taking the piss out of someone, taking the piss.
I figure it's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh I just thought it was alcohol based because mickey like.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
The like the like.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Mickey.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Another British expression. What does it mean spent the weekend
at her majesty's pleasure? I'll bet you that's you are
in jail. You are in jail like you're a guest
of the state. Spent the weekend at her majesty's pleasure?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Is it like having sex?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Nice? I think dealing with the bitch camping it means
going to jail.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, like I was a guest of the constable or something.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Constable constant with it out, Uh British expressions. What does
what does it mean? Brass monkeys?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Oh dude, so you take beer?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Nope, I think it's it's pretty grass monkeys. Yeah, something like.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Being courageous brass knuckles.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Nope, this means it's cold outside. Really, it's like that
sounds like a Cockney rhyming sklang. It doesn't mean anything like.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
It.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'll give you uh yeah, I'll give you two more.
Throw a wobbley. Throw a wobbley? Is it wobbly?

Speaker 7 (04:43):
A frisbee?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
W O B B l y? Is that like wobbley?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
What a quarterback throws the football and it doesn't spiral,
It just kind of wobbles.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like a lame duck. Nope, it's if you throw a
temper tantrum. You're throwing a wobbley.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
To use that at home.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
He's through webb.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, don't throw. I'll give you one more.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Full of beans.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Oh you're you're lying.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
You're lying. No means you're full of energy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's that's what.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
You're full of beans.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
He's full of beans. That sounds like old fifties America,
totally full of beans. What you be in such a square,
like in your pants full of beans and you're you're
full of energy.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Oh that makes way more sense because in the Mickey
Mouse Club thing that the kid used to watch it,
we're full of beans, so they were like energyetic.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
We learned something today.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Don't show.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's shiver. We won't sit because it's shi and you know,
we don't do. Happy birthday to soccer superstar line on Messy,
who is thirty nine years old today. Mindy Kayling is
forty seven. JJ Reddick, the former player current head coach
of the Lakers. Right, yeah, yeah, it's a forty two.

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Minka Kelly from Friday Night Lights and a Couple of Things,
forty six years old. I remember she was one of
Derek Jeters ex'es. Yes, yeah, she's got some crazy eyes, right,
like a lot of crazy, but I mean like they're
exotic a little bit okay. And then Mick Fleetwood from
Fleetwood Mac seventy nine years old. Today, your porno birthday

(06:37):
is Willow Ryder and today's birthday Girl, she's swallowed more
kids than a gator in Florida, Oh No. Three hundred,
Too Soon, three ninety five fine films, including Throat Goat
Volume one. She was in Willow has a Neighborly Vagina's Sweet.
Also raunchie Realtor flashes her boobs Volume one. She was

(06:59):
in les be in Psychodramas Volume forty. She was in
Good Guys Finish Inside volume one, also Bubble Butts in
the Great Outdoors. She was in Hot Yoga anal session,
and then who can forget her unforgettable role in why
is My Lesbian girlfriend So Good at sucking d?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, explain that something's going on here. She has on
her Amazon wish list. She has Morgan's perfume, that Juicy Viva,
that juicy the pink stuff, all the all the cool
girls have that stuff. That's a Willow Ryder who's twenty
seven years old today, and that Trippano birthday. Your celebrity
birthdays here today for you. On the Woody Show, Guess Menace.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
I just found out today that Mika Kelly is actually
with Dan from Imagined Dragons?

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Was that her?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Good for them?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
They're together.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, congrats, Yeah, to make a lovely couple. We're gonna
take a quick break, We got some more. What show
coming up for your next hang on the show? All right, attention,
what do you show podcast listeners in the Saint Louis area?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Or beyond?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Uh well, I don't know how many people are gonna
travel great distances.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
This is an awesome event, dude, travel.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
So Thursday, myself and Greg we're gonna be in uh
West Talton, Missouri. And there is a place that I've
gone to for years. Buddy of mine owns this place.
His name is Jim. He goes by Captain Jim. And
Greg and I are going to be at Captain Jim's Fireworks.
Now this is we're talking like big stuff glorias. He

(08:37):
sells all the big stuff, not just like sparklers and stuff.
They have those things, sure, but we're talking like we're
gonna be blowing stuff up the entire time we're there.
That's this Thursday, six to eight pm. We're gonna be
there with my friend Rizzuto and members of the Rizzuto
Show also one of five seven the Point, and they
got a no dud guarantee there. Captain Jim's. He stands

(08:58):
behind all of a hen he pours over all the
different fireworks that are available and only stocks the big stuff.
And he knows the stuff because this isn't like a
Fourth of July where it pops up and then it's gone,
like you know, day after night. This is a year
round fireworks establishment, Captain Jim's Fireworks on Highway sixty seven
next to the Dirt Cheap in West Alton, Missouri. Now, Greg, yes,

(09:21):
how excited are you? On a scale of one to ten,
let's go with eleven. Yeah, because I would tell Greg
about my past trips out to Captain Jim. Is like, dude,
I would love to.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Go out, and you do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Now, what if we drive there with the door open?

Speaker 6 (09:35):
I might explode? You know, Captain Jim, make me explode.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
We got the We got the details waiting for you.
Just click on the events tab of the woodieshow dot com.
We'll see you Thursday at Captain Jim's Fireworks Show. All right,
Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, Gina's husband had surgery to repair
his knee, all jacked up acmcl, meniscus, the whole thing.

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So he's recovering well.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
He is.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He did talk to him recently. He's doing good and
they are man if it wasn't for this knee thing, man,
they would be living the dream because the gena steps
On is off at camp right now?

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah right, every day feels like a spot, like a
five star resort.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Now, imagine what it would be like if he was
like like fully functional.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Oh, that would just be a slam fest.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
No, not just that man, just be able to like
go out and do stuff more easily.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
And that would be great. Yeah, but we're not there yet.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Is he still just laid out or like any Well, he.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Did that for the first like four days and just
like expanded and gained a bunch of weight.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
So tell, tell everybody what he's doing now for the cardio.
So he's over so addicted to like exercise, and he's
so dumb.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
He was a roseressed and everything because he can't work
out and he can't do his you know, go to
his boyfriend Tony Horton's house. So he's taken to taking
his wheelchair which is not roadworthy and just going up
and down the street like Joe from Family Guy, over
and over in the neighbors.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Are looking at I wonder what the neighbors are thinking. Yeah,
I what a nutshe And know.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
I'm proud of him. It looks really funny. And I
told him he goes, damn it, I got a blister.
I'm like, I'll get you those wheelchair glos.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Yeah, what did you do? Rent a wheelchair?

Speaker 7 (11:19):
I bought one off Amazon, but I didn't know what
was going to be used for off roading, so it's
not appropriate at all for this.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Does he not have a like a Y m c
A or something where you get a pool locally or.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
No, he's not allowed to yet. He can't get wet.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh yeah, he's just kind of is that because the
infection like you can get yeah whatever.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Yeah, now he's making a fool out of all of us.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
And how long is the kid of camp?

Speaker 9 (11:40):
For?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
A week? Oh? Okay, one week? That's not too But
I thought it was like, see all my Jewish friends
growing up man in the summertime, their parents sent them
away for pretty much the whole summer. They were gone
from like two straight months.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
We were never rich enough to do that, so all
my friends were gone.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, so I wasn't sure how long it's gonna be
a he's not Jewish, no, and he's not Jews. It
was just a Gina So like two weeks, he would.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Think exactly instead of for the away from home.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
So have you have you heard from him? Because like
before he left for camp, Gina wasn't telling him anything
about the camp because they were like, wasn't quite sure
how he was going to feel about the latrine situation.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
Tent not a nice tent, like a like an army tent.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Okay, so kind of along lines of Menace, a latrine
is that a like an outhouse?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, music festival, which kind of
it could just be like a structure sits over top
of a hole in the earth and they're just kind
of moving around. A funny story because Andy told me
the story. Like so when he was a kid, his
family they went out into like if some family member
had a cabin somewhere, right, but it had a latrine

(12:47):
so it was outside and and uh Andy was much
like Greg and Menace, where he didn't want to like,
he was more embarrassed about the pooping situation. So he
was going to try to avoid the pooping situation for
as long as he could two weeks. For two weeks, he.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Wasn't gonna poop maybe camel for five days.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
He wasn't gonna poop for two weeks. He got to
about day three and he's like, I can't, I gotta go.
So he pooped into one of his T shirts.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Yeah, and then and then doubled down and went down
where all the adults wrapped it up and held up
the shirt. Was like, I think an animal pooped in
my shirt. And they were like, Candy, are you afraid
of the out house?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah? So his aunt pulled him aside, like Andy, Darling,
are you afraid of the outhouse and the like walking
through it, and he's like, no, there's a animal took
a dump into one of my T shirts.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
That probably the kid's doing thousand times worse.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I think that's definitely inherited. So yeah, he probably he's
probably crapping in a T shirt right now. I told Genes, said,
get ready for the laundry and you get Tom he's
gonna have a couple of stiff socks and it really
and a really stinky U early stinky shirt.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
And god.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Show Mayes. We get into another New Hour. Welcome you,
We thank you for being here, Woodie Greg Dennis, Genia Grad. Yeah,
Gina Grad's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Well, the reflecting pool saga continues. So, according to the President,
the Lincoln Memorial reflecting Pool will be drained again for
permanent repair around fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Can I ask a question, Yeah, does anybody really care?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
This is?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think the only people who care it's because it's
rooted in Trump hat Yeah, right, because the government think
about it this way. The government wastes so much money.
And if it really was about like, oh, how much
money are we wasting on this thing? Like what about
all the other things?

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, they wouldn't highlight it.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Like in the grand scheme of things, this is a
small amount of money. And I'm not arguing with you,
like was it absolutely necessary? No, But they spend money
on a ton of things. So, like the amount of
coverage that this is getting, yeah, is insane for what
it is. Like how many times do you ever think
about the reflecting pool? That's all I think about now, right,
I just don't. But it's because it's rooted in it's

(15:04):
rooted in the partisan politics argument. Anything you know, any
anything that it's that's done by the other person, the
other side or whatever is just going to be scrutinized
to death. Top billing.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, we actually cared. How about just a public audit
of everything.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Oh no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
You know how I get all my news from my refrigerator.
This is constant twenty four hour reflector coverage on everybody.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Everybody, all of a sudden is a pool expert.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
What you do is balance the alt the line with
uh huh.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
So this is a whole hot mess. Algae has grown
in their paints peeling even after the last renovation, and
here we go with the cost of taxpayers sixteen million.
Now six people it was up from five are have
been arrested for allegedly vandalizing the pool, cutting this like
huge gash in the lining and dumping fertilizer in there lining.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah yeah, because it's not a liner pool, Like it's
a isn't it. It's like concrete some sort of.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Because I was asking, like because they wanted to make
it blue, right, like bright blue, and oh so it
was paint. It was paint because like blue tarp. I
asked them how they did that because Disney is like
big on doing that, and then somebody said it was
tarp because they were like, like I've seen video of them.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Like poor paint peel it does the same thing. It
does the same thing. There's no, it's not like a
have you seen a liner pool? Yes, okay, it's not
a liner pool. Reflecting poles, not a liner pool, like
a fountain or what. They don't use that for that
because yes, like it's just vinyl. It's a it's a vinyl,
like those liners are just vinyl.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, I think they have both.

Speaker 10 (16:40):
I think the paint is on the side and then
there's a tarp at the bottom. Like that's what one
of the guys was arrested for us ripping in the
bottom of the pool.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, like because you've seen them. I'm talking about like
those Yeah, what do they call the above ground what's
the name that people use for the above ground pools?
I always called dough boy dough boy.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I never heard that.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
I'd never heard that until.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Telling well a half and half apparently bottom.

Speaker 11 (17:06):
Yeah, they put in an American flag liner for America
two fifty, So there is a liner in there right now,
but I don't think normally there is.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, but you know I can go to like a fountain. Yeah,
I mean it's just like a tile and whatever that is.
It's not concrete, but it's whatever that that crap is
I forget what they call it?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Une gun.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
You guys are coming up with some words I've never
heard before.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
They spray it with the gun.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Still, well, hopefully this is the last we hear this
stupid pool, but I'm sure it won't be. Well, the
NBA Draft is always a huge event. It has the
flashy suits and the crying parents and the super attention
seeking girlfriends, all of it. Well, the NBA Draft went
down last night and the number one pick was a
mystery all the way up until it was announced. Number
one pick by the Washington Wizards going to a j

(17:54):
De Bonsa, the standout freshman star at b YU. He's
expected to be the next Kevin Durant.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Jeff, you're a big basketball fan, Like, is this a
good thing?

Speaker 10 (18:03):
Yeah, it's a really good thing for the Lizards. You
pair him with Trey Young, who they just gave it
a contract extension to, and if they keep Anthony Davis,
that's a solid starting three for them.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
So yeah, here's where I think they screwed up. Man.
The NBA season just ended. We just had the finals.
The draft is too close, Like I need a minute
to miss whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah, Like, how for real, because I was about to ask,
I'm like, I feel like I avoided all that news
somehow yesterday, right, and that didn't even pop up.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's going on for the World Cup and everything. But
you got to figure, like the Super Bowl happens in February, right,
like early February or the mid February, right, and then
there's a there's a little least a little bit of
a gap before the draft. Then hits yeah, and there's
a big draft weekend.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, like a half I think, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
This is like all right, finals, they haven't even finished
cleaning up all the Confettian stuff on the popcorn from
you know, the Knicks championship, right, and they're already at
the draft. You're right.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Well, the number two pick by the Utah Jazz went
to Darren Peterson of Kansas. Duke star Cameron Boozer went
to number three Grizzlies, and by the way, the Michigan
Wolverine set a record with three players drafted in the
top fifteen picks. So good for them. And college QB
and gambling attict Brendan Soresby. He isn't going to play
in the NFL in twenty twenty six since the league

(19:18):
has decided not to hold a supplemental draft.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah well they did that.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yeah, well, it sounds like they didn't want the distraction
before the start of camps, and.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
And also they're making a really big statement about people
who are involved in the gambling.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Yep, yep, they're laying down the law. So Swarersby admitted
to betting thousands of times on college and pro sports,
with his bets totaling north of ninety grand and included
forty wagers on Indiana football while he was on the team.
So I guess they're making an example out of him.
And a super scary moment at Disneyland has gone viral
now after this thirteen year old boy climbed out of

(19:53):
his log on Tienna's Bayou Adventure just before the ride's
giant final drop. We all know that one the kid
ended up sliding down the fifty foot waterfall on his own.
Disneyland officials say the boy got out of the ride
while it was still moving, which, of course all announcements
tell you not to do at all parks, on all rides. Yeah,
keep hands and feet inside the whatever. A disney cast

(20:16):
member immediately stopped the ride, but the boy was already
out of log and the video shows him sliding down
the waterfall as like the terrified guests watch on, it's crazy.
The kid was taking to the hospital to get checked
out and was eventually released. State safety inspectors checked out
the ride, said the ride itself is totally fine.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
This was rider error.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh yeah, you're supposed to stay on the rod. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
I was trying to figure out, like, is he just
a dumb kid with no prefrontal cortex or was he
like I don't want to go over the side and
like panic fired and like.

Speaker 11 (20:46):
Yeah, there's two different rumors going around, which are both
of those? So nobody really knows what happened. Some people
say he just.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Throwked out, he didn't stay in the ride, well, but
it looked like he almost wanted to jump out onto
the land portion and the kind of explore the mountain.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Oh maybe, but he went.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Down and then the track that the log sits on
in the middle, there's those metal pipes or are those rollers?

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Oh they must be, wouldn't they Because some.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Parks have slides that look like that. They're just made
up of little metal rollers.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
That actually makes sense because then it's always going to
go the same speed.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Tried.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Yeah, but he was fine, right, Yeah he was released.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, good for him. I hope he got banned for
life though, Oh, you.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Get banned for way less, so I'm sure he did.
Amazon Prime has officially kicked off, and there are tons
of stuff you can buy to discount make Jeff Bezos
even richer. So what should you buy? Well, there's a
lot of smart home devices, earbuds, tablets, speakers, smart watches,
all that kind of stuff, and small home and kitchen
appliance is like vacuums and air purifiers and blenders and
air fyers. But when it comes to stuff to skip,

(21:49):
experts say hold off on stuff like mattresses, kitchen appliants,
patio furniture, and grills because that stuff, when along with
like TVs and video game consoles, those get way more
discounted during Black Friday and Cyber Monday. So hold off
if you can. But if you're down to shop Prime,
go still Friday.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
Good to know because I want new patio stuff and
I haven't won the lottery yet, right, I have.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
To wait give it a Yeah, I'm not sure that
that kind of stuff is like something you're gonna get
a great Amazon deal on maybe does Amazon Essentials, because
you know how they have the Amazon Essentials whatever they
call it. You can actually that's some of that stuff
is pretty decent. Always go for that stuff and you
might be able to get a deal on that. Like Greg,
you're gonna have to slum it with some kind of

(22:32):
Amazon Basics branded.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Stuff, fine by me. If I could get away with
spending less than forty seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
You want, you won't have to have the company see
it when then people come over. You can get like
some I'm sure you can get like some fake like
fancy patio furniture logos. Oh that doesn't like a Mercedes
Benz logos idea Yeah, or just put like Gucci on
the chair.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
No one will know the Gucci doesn't really make patio chairs.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
All I need is a stencil some spray paint.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
But it's just it's so easy. An Amazon basic and
that great doesn't have to be you know, embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Now h on the cushions.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, now the average person doesn't know this, but you
know there's that one brand outdoor furniture. You're like, oh,
it's the Royal's rooice of outdoor furniture. What is it,
you shout, You've talked about it. It's a catalog. It's
called Front Gate Front Front.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
It's just a place where you can get all that
stuff and whatever they sell in there. It's not necessarily
their branded stuff. Yeah, that's a billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Jeff Bezos looks at that catalog and says, oh, I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Think so go to the website once, Gina, you'll get
there like little catalogs in the madle like every four weeks.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
I can't handle that. And finally, the good people over
at eminem they're in the middle of coming out with
new versions of the candy that don't have any artificial
dies in them. They'll be releasing those later this summer,
but there'll be two colors missing from the mix.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
You guys, Oh, I.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Heard about this and now I thought of one person immediately.
See if anybody comes to mind, Greg Men, I'm not
sure you'll know this. This goes back a handful years.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Okay, there's gonna be no blue and no brown Eminem's.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
And Chrissy and Chriss, my aunt. Chrissy hates the blue
Eminems so weird. You know what, let's ask her. Oh,
sweet ladies and gentlemen, the pride of Dormont, Pennsylvania and
coming to us live. I'm I'm guaranteeing probably from either

(24:26):
the back porch of her house. She's out there probably,
you know, like hitting a dart, drigging a beer lung dark.
It's my aunt Chrissy. Everybody, snap dragon, there she is.

(24:48):
Are you on the Are you on the back porch?

Speaker 9 (24:50):
No, they're doing work out in the back. I can't
hear nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I can't. Okay, how's how's everything going?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
You good?

Speaker 9 (24:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm I'm gonna see you here just uh, just a
few days.

Speaker 9 (25:03):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I know, we get we get to hang out. Well, anyway,
I wanted to get you on the on the air because, uh,
there's a story in the news today about how Eminem's
at least temporarily are not going to be making any
brown or blue eminems. And I know how much you
hate the blue Eminem's.

Speaker 9 (25:21):
I hate. I despise them.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, and I don't really quite understand why other than
she says it's like the Devil's candy or something like that.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
What's the origin of this? Yeah, like why why the
blue ones?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Again?

Speaker 9 (25:34):
Well, it's it's a menace thing. It's a conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Okay, based on what's the conspiracy?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
If you hate them, you're controlled by the government.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Why I've never heard this mind controlled government specifically, but
it's the it's the blue Eminem's alone. And here's the
thing with Chrissy, I can never really tell does she
really believe that or she's just saying that to be funny,
because most times just to be funny. But it depends
on how many beers and how much weed? How much.

Speaker 9 (26:08):
Anybody I hate the blue?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Are you drunk and or high yet? Or what's what's
the what's it where we stand right now?

Speaker 9 (26:15):
I'm working on the third third beer?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Third beer already?

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:20):
How's the chiba?

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Hit any of the chiba yet?

Speaker 9 (26:24):
What's the chiba?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
The weed?

Speaker 9 (26:27):
Oh that's what they call it Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, she just usually calls it dope.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So yeah, Well so question on that too, because for
the longest time you were kind of avoiding edibles, but
like now you're more on board with the edibles, is
that right?

Speaker 9 (26:47):
Yeah? My doctor suggests that I should start taking edibles and.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Not wait what doctor.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
At the mad.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
The weed doctor or like you're like doctor.

Speaker 9 (26:59):
Doctor, doctor at the hospital.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Really yeah, he was there.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
He was shocked when he said.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It, and so oh yeah, because she went to the
hospital because she she ended up having this this issue.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
It was an infection, right, Yes, you'll have CD.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
So when you get darts, you know, when you get
a normal code, it ends up being a rhinovirus, right right, right,
a regular code.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, So in.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Order to stop inhaling that kind of stuff, the doctor assumed,
you know, go to edibles.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Makes sense.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, do you have a favorite kind.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
Of medical cards?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (27:41):
And I got a bunch of edibles.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
So what's your what's your favorite one currently?

Speaker 9 (27:46):
Oh, sugar snap, I like the pomegranate huh, the dragon.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Fruitummies, other gummies. Yeah, okay, I remember because when she
came to visit, I sent her home with some chronic
crunch was like Captain Crunch cereal. But it's like, you know,
got confused. I had weed and then didn't you bring homes.
I'm like, I forgot they call them that. They're like weed.
It's like cheese. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, I think my

(28:16):
uncle Jim took those.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
How many milligrams do you know? Does it say on
the package.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Oh, I have various ones. I have a twenty five
on certain ones, but some of them I get for sleeping,
some of them for daytime, and some of them for arthritis.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Okay, those are the three category.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Your doctor recommended all of those.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
But you know, it's funny. I'm picturing like, you know,
how like old people have that pill organizer thing, and
Chrissie's just got all narcotics. I mean, but not like
you know, your standard narcotics.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
It's like, you know, she's got like Indica gummy, you.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Got Indiga gummy, and then a beer for this. She
kind of sets out what she needs for the day.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
For twenty five milligrams. That's the entry level. Chrissy, come on,
trying to take the edge of one hundred or more.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
Well, I'm still smoking, right, yeah, yeah, I know you ain't.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Well they're not, so no blue eminems for now, No
brown eminem's. They're they're still working because they can't get
the color right without the dies.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yeah, they're working on it, so.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
They're they're working on that. So I guess they'll eventually
be back. But right now, Chrissy, you're safe from the government.
No blue eminem's. But let me ask you, I know what,
because she's got this smartphone now and she's doing more
than ever. Oh really, yeah, I mean think about that
is shocking.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Yeah, because remember remember the first time that she visited.
You have to buy her a flip phone. I did.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I had to buy her like yeah, to buy her
burner phone, just to keep track of her, just in
case we lost it, in case we lost her.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, which I've lost her at Penguin's Names.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
I've lost her many places. And now she owns a smartphone.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
She owns this mine. Yeah, so, Chrissy, do you have
an email address yet?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
No?

Speaker 9 (29:54):
No, they won't let me do that.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
The government.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Who's day?

Speaker 9 (30:02):
Oh my son, because he has he pays for my fans.
He brought me to for my birthday or Christmas? Whatever?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
What do you mean he won't let you have an email?

Speaker 9 (30:10):
He doesn't want to set it up.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Okay, it's not that he won't allow it, he just
doesn't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
So maybe we can do that when when I see you,
I'll help you set up your very first email. Ever
you can have email?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
You knew what else I learned how to do?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Google?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, and what are you Google? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (30:30):
Four months ago. I learned how to google. That is
so much fun. I have to be careful.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
What are you google?

Speaker 12 (30:36):
Him?

Speaker 9 (30:37):
Oh? Recipes? Yeah, okay, lots of recipe.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
She does like to cook and make stuff. Yeah for sure.
Have you have you discovered Amazon?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
That's what?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Have you ever gotten anything from Amazon?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Chrissy? Have you ever seen Amazon?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Well?

Speaker 9 (30:55):
See that's the trick. I tell Nick what I want
to order because he has an Amazon account.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, son, my cousin.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Nick, he just does it for you, is probably Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
It's it's Amazon deals right now. The Prime days are
going on, so you can get like a really good deal. Hey,
question off the text, Chrissy. Then we'll let you go.
Uh then your doctor is it? Doctor Dre?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Kidding?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah? Four O eight's wondering if this doctor is time
to go with edibles? Doctor Dre, doctor doctor Schulz, Doc Martin,
Doc Martin.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah yeah, girl, yeah, Chrissy.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Everybody, I love you, I love you. There's there's Aunt Christie.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Everybody love her so much.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
Wow, she's the.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Best go to rush right, I'm telling you she's got
the best life. You never got the driver's license. She
just has like a state I d wow. Yeah, doesn't doesn't.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
Drive any use for phones or I never.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Never had a cell phone until I got that.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, is that crazy? You know what? I think?

Speaker 7 (32:05):
That sounds like a pretty good life.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah. And she's a hard worker.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
It's not like she's a bum that just sits. She
actually works.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, she cleans houses and stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah, and she gets around on her own crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Well, she gets rides, she finds a way to get there,
gets a ride. Yeah, she walt but she's she's drunken
or high ninety.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Function.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, she's got a smartphone, but I'm not sure she
owns a bra. She does, yeah, shorts?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah, anyway, show.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I do like this because it's both sides working together.
You see how the the Senate passed that housing bill
and it restricts Wall Street from buying homes. Yeah, I
heard about that because they're trying to reduce housing costs.
Because what happened is like companies will come in and
they'll they'll buy up residential neighborhoods. They'll buy these house

(33:02):
and then you know, they'll they'll pay like whatever the
price is for them, and it drives all the crazy
prices even higher. Yeah, and so there were there were
a bunch of people from both sides working together on
this one. Weird, that's how you know. It's the twenty
first century Road to Housing Act.

Speaker 12 (33:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, so make it easier to build homes by cutting
regulations and speeding up environmental reviews. That's a that talk
about a money grab. That's always a money grab. Environmental reviews,
soil analysos.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Yeah, they got to check the soil.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
It's fine, do it, but just do it quickly while.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Limiting don't do while limiting big investors from buying single
family houses.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I mean as a scientist, see as someone who specifically
worked in industrial like chemical analysis for soil and stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
It doesn't matter, okay for a house.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
It doesn't matter for a plant that's producing you know,
ethylene and butane and blah all this other stuff. Sure
for a house, we've been doing it for thousands of years.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
We know how to how it works. It's fine, soil
analysis permit for this.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
For that.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
It's like, yeah, all these little things that just nickel
and dimy to.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Death just to get something, had fifteen inspectors and then
they can't start till this inspector gets there.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yep, and he'll be there next month maybe, Uh where
the one in New York City. You probably saw her.
She went viral. She dumped a bunch of trash and
that NIX branded trash can on the side. Yeah, that's
what you want to se the Knicks Championship parade and
then she walked off with it. Well, she's been identified
because she's so hot. She like, I know that supermodel
and gas a former executive at JP Morgan Chase. I

(34:38):
would have lost that bet right now.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
At the same time, I'm like, wait what, But she didn't.
She wasn't like a real chick organ Chase person. Now
there's a caveat they said, former executive. It's a type
of executive community outreached something. Yeah, he wasn't doing anything
for here we go.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
So after the video blew up online, the bank investigated
confirmed that she is mega fired.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Uh. Turns out she had been the executive director of
Community and Industry Engagement.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, speaking of things that again don't need to.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Exist at the bank, and it previously held DEI leadership
roles at several companies. Under New York City law, the
after property value on under a thousand dollars typically charged
as a petty larceny Class A misdemeanor. She'll most likely
get a fine, but hey, man, you just lost your job.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
So sweet trash can, she's recognizable, But it was refreshing
to see that New York City has trash cans.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Right, Wow, they had those.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Look if I was fifteen, I would have stolen that
trash can.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, that's exactly the type of thing. It was brought
to your garage. It's like you'd steal uh, you know,
road signs and absolutely, at what point? At what point
is it not cool to have a neon sign? Like wait,
like what age do you draw the line on that
fourteen fourteen in the house?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Let's garage?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I give that a pass because I think it depends
on what it's for. I think if if it's in
the garage and it's like a beer, like, that's that's tacky.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Because I've been looking at one for what for my
little home studio? But it's not like visible.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
No, no, no, like what it's the what's the sign for?

Speaker 4 (36:22):
No, it's red bull racing. But yeah, like it wouldn't
be like, oh, you walk in my house.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
And yeah I did see on Instagram I got these
ads that pop up for these like like super they
look like the really sharp I don't know if they're
led or if they're yeah, but they look really cool.
They look kind of looks like a Neon sign, but
it's customizable with like your logo, and I thought it
looked dope in the studio, like a woody show logo. Okay,
So yeah, because we're we're gonna be believe it or not,

(36:52):
we're gonna be tearing up the studio again, guys, Yeah,
and pushing out walls and they're gonna make this place
much bigger. It's gonna be more like outfitted for I
don't know why they want to put us on video,
but you know, well company's got this big deal with
Netflix down they're putting all these different shows, so live
stream on Netflix kind of thing. That's kind of where
it's all going. But anyway, they're gonna be redoing the

(37:14):
studio and how you wanted to look and these different things.
And so this thing like popped up and I go
something like that might look cool, but I don't know,
actually that's wy. I'm asking a question like what at
what point is it you know, you know, too old
for for me?

Speaker 6 (37:25):
I mean, if you have a neon sign over your
fireplace and it says family or something, and I.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Think, well, see this is more just like kind of
a logo, not so much a neon like a neon
open sign as Yeah, like you have like a sign
on a building or.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
I think a radio studio gets a pass like Greg said,
it's not in our kitchen.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Yeah, I want to think of like a classic TV
talk shows. None of them have, you know, Johnny Carson,
but you.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Know, you know what I like to look of like
you're watch the Dan Patrick showtimes, you know, like he
did this like forever ago, like he was one of
the first I remember to have like kind of like
a that studio setup. It was just like everybody's just
kind of chilling, I know, like a Pat McAfee has
that same kind of thing now where you know, people
at their different stations and you know whatever. It just
it looks kind of looks like a clubhouse, which sounds

(38:13):
now that I say it sounds kind of dumb for
a fifty year old man clubhouse boy's clubhouse, man cave.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I don't know, but like I means, I guess when
you're talking about like, you know, video and visual and
everything else. It's all about staging and I don't know,
uh here one more where it Because at a time
where everyone's really using a music streaming service of some kind,
this forty seven year old guy is in trouble. This
is over the UK for burning and selling CDs of

(38:43):
famous artists. Yeah, in twenty twenty six. Now the craziest
part is he got caught because the cops they spent
four years investigating this crime in the fake CDs. So
I don't who knows how much that costs. But the
guy was just sentenced two years in jail.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Who is he selling them to? Who has a CD player?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Well yeah, I mean if you go to like any
I don't know, tourist area, you're going to find people.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Guys who are trying to be rappers.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Yeah, they're trying to They're trying to hustle together pressure
tours money.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Back when I worked in New York City. Now this
is like in two thousands, where they pushing almost thirty
years ago. You know, these dudes are selling their mixtapes
and stuff like DJs and stuff are selling mixtapes out
on the street and those were cool. I got I mean,
I I learned about a lot of new like music
that way, and it was cool, like in the mixes
were good because DJs were dopey and uh, it was cool.

(39:38):
Like I don't think it's that. I think it's probably
selling like the new Olivia Rodrigo or something like. Yeah,
then if someone buys that, where they playing it, do
you sell a CD player?

Speaker 7 (39:48):
That's the question.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I was buying it that I don't know, but I
know on TikTok shop like a big trend is iPods,
like iPods like retro. Yeah, I did see something about that,
so I mean that makes a little more sense than
a CD player. Yeah, I don't know. Everyone's afraid of
the world shutting down. Imagine the hard desk.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
The cameras that print out your photos were super.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Popular now yeah, but polaroids. Well no, it's not all
the Polaroid. No, it's but imagine going to jail for
two years because you were burning CDs twenty twenty six,
so stupid yew Wood Show.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
We were talking about Amazon Prime days and Greg was
saying he was looking for some deals on patio furniture
don't exist. Yeah, you've got a Morgan mentioned she's she's
got a friend that works for Amazon, and there's a
there's a trick, Greg, Oh oh, do tell.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, Lexy. So whatever you think you might want to buy,
put it in your part now. Just let it sit there,
and then it's going to alert you. I think, you know,
within a couple of days or before the prime days
or over if the price goes down, and if it's
actually like a good.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Deal, if they see it sitting in your cart, they
might offer you a better deal, okay, and they try
to get you to close the deal to complete the sale.
I go to these websites just not even like putting
anything in a cart. But I've just gone to the website.
I get like from a place that I normally would
buy like fresh clean threads. Right, I'm just on the website,

(41:25):
didn't buy anything, didn't put anything a cart, and I
get hey, we saw you looking yeah yeah yeah, so
yeah they're like, oh, well, this person's sniffing around. Let's
try to close them. So that that does make sense.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Yeah yeah, Like I'm looking at my cart now. In
the save section, it says important messages about items in
your cart. Ten items in your cart.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
And that have been on social media too. You look
at something on a website and then suddenly every single
ad on your social media is for the item that
you're looking at.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
It's so true.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
And then they will offer you deals. So that's cool.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, didn't you go to a a baby shower? Is
a baby shower or wedding shower?

Speaker 13 (41:58):
Me?

Speaker 12 (41:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Over the weekend? Yeah, I went to this baby shower.
And get this, my friend's forty four years old, whoa
about to have her first kid. Yeah, okay, girl, Like
that's pretty old, right, but I learned I have a life.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Remind me, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna circle back
on it. Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Well it is because when my mom was forty and
had a kid, they told her you shouldn't be doing this.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure now veriatric pregnant.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I know, right, Well that wasn't me, that was my sister.
But no, my friend that's forty four. I have so
much respect for her. She lived her whole life, She's
done whatever she wanted to. Yeah, and now that she's
you know, her body's breaking down. She's like, yeah, she's like,
I guess I'll you know, invest in a kid.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I'll invest in a kid.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
But I think t is perfect. She got to live
her own life while she was young, and then she'll
do that.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
The kids were asking the other day about like, so,
like what's a good age to get married or what's
the good and we said, man, don't get married until
you're thirty.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Thirty.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, and the thirty and they're like, so reminded me
of more than I'm so old.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, that's young to get married though thirty.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Historical standards, well by Morgan standards, because you're not thirty anymore.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, I guess true. I just think you don't you're
so young when you're thirty. How do you know that's
your personal.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Wait, so is thirty young or old? Didn't you have
like a breakdown and you turned thirty?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Haven't we been over this? Yes? I did. I'm trying
to have a better.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
You have perspective, which is no, that's good. They got
perspective on it's good.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
But I also just think thirty is like mentally, everyone's
so young. How do you know that's your forever person
when you're that young?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Right?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
But then eventually you'll get to whateverlready said forty Like
so old and bodies breaking down. You're like, oh, forty
is nothing. Yeah, and then we realized because you know
forty four, like yeah, that's twenty four.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah, baby, to have a baby, Oh no, have.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
A baby, to have a baby, that's yeah, to have
a baby.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Meggage aeriatric.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
It's still hot though, Like she looks really good.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Do you think she got a baby?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
True?

Speaker 7 (43:55):
Was it like a test tube baby? Or is this
not reld fashion way legit old fashioned way for her?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Did you see the the story? They just like Frankenstein,
some baby they had, like they made some baby in
the lab with like the DNA of three different people. Yeah,
so there you go. Greg. Greg has talked about like
every once in a while he could baby feever and
like for he and Mario to have a kid, they
would do what they call in the in the gay
universe a swirl or like he would take like his

(44:21):
baby batter and Mario's baby batter, swirl it together, shoot
the chick up with both and see which one takes.
It's like Russian roulette, Yeah, but with Giz exactly.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
That's sexy. And then in our case, you know, the
baby would come out. It would be very obvious. Sting
be white or brown.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Second, it'll be like that.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Uh, it'll be like that story the the IVF couple.
Did you find anything about that sea bass.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Yeah, it's it's specifically it's a mitochondrial thing.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
So they gave what does that mean, Well.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
The mitochondria the power they produce all the r exactly.
So apparently apparently this I don't remember who're talking to him.
This this woman has women especially because they're defective, well
sometimes pass on.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Their body breaks down at forty You said, he's wrong,
you'll pass out certain hereditary diseases through their mitochondria. And
so they took one this woman they suspected to had that.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
So they took mito conor for somebody else and planted
that with the father and then put the mother. So
they basically took a little part of one woman sellout lets,
you know, put it in the other one kid.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Three different sets of DNA.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
It's a specific, tiny little part of the DNA. But yes,
to help prevent.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
I wonder if you can customize like I want it
to be a boy I wanted to.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
I'm sure you are. They don't want that's awesome, like
like the government don't want that like.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
A Chipotle burrito by totally you know what I mean
to get?

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Yeah, hairs on the curly hair your.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
First your first choice, wider brown right brown rise?

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Do you want child regular or black? Like pinto bean
or black bean? You make a good point, would you?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Like you're like thirty five now, so.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
You want no? I never one kids. I've never wanted
kids ever.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
It happens biological clocks don't work that way.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
Well, I mean, it wasn't that for me. I wasn't
gonna have kids and I didn't have kids. But now
I have a kid because you say.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
That now, But what about like you know, yeah, fine,
you know you have fighter that was to have a kid.
You're gonna have a kid.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Are you physically able to have children? I don't know,
I don't know. You don't think with all your experience,
maybe you would have, like you know, no, have you
ever have you ever had an accidental pregnancy? Yes, and
all of your partying and all the stuff that you did,
because the stories all the time, it had to have
been an accidental like something in there.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Here's the thing. It happened like a couple of years ago,
and I was like, this can't be happening. This is
it never happened to me before.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
And then that's a miracle, Greg, you know, well the
same stories I have.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
Ye, it was a miracle a couple of ways, because
I was like, this can't be happening. This can't be happening.
And then nature took care of it. But it was
I was like, oh, okay, I guess this wasn't meant
to be. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know
if I ever was able to because they never did.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I was kind of hoping for a long time, like
because I my wife and I, you know, we didn't
even get married till thirty, right. Uh well my second
wife first one you know that was different, didn't have
kids with her. So we get married at thirty and
she's like, oh, you know, thinking about having a kid,
Like she didn't want kids either. I'd never want a
Kid's kind of the same thing like with you, but then.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
You changed your mind.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
No, we both like it was it was with this
person and she with me and two people who had
never had that on our radar whatsoever, like we could
have one all of a sudden it changed, like just
be ready for that. I think that's what Sea bass
Is saying, you can stop.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Holding that like five minutes after your wedding.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, right, you.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Didn't have any time?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Well because then she was like, oh no, we should
like you know, I go, okay, fine, well let's we're
not going to actively try, but we're also not going
to actively prevent, which I guess you will tell you
and Sex aid like, if you're not preventing, you're trying.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
And you did not.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah, but I thought maybe that I was gonna be broken,
and I thought, you know, man, that would be great
because then you have the excuse because I said, you know,
I really don't believe if it's meant to happen, it'll happen.
I don't want to go through. And I know it's
for some people, it's just not for me. Like the
idea of having to go get you know, you know,
you have to give these shots and go through these

(48:20):
different things and spend all this money to try to
create something that like, you know, like just for me.
I don't think I want that. She no, I think
I agree with you, and blah blah blah. I'm like, great,
please be broken, people think and please be broken. Have
your Yeah, yeah, have lazy jiz everything else is lazy,
like just you know, be lazy. R oh yeah yeah,
and then we did that. We they I don't know

(48:41):
they still sell these things, but you can. We did
this Greg. There's ago it's test like a potency levels
and all that at home.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
We got it at Walgreens, right, and his turn like
it's supposed to be like whatever purple if you're very
potent legally like Crimson.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Yeah. So you know how they sell like orange juice concentrate.
Yeah yeah, like apparently that's what I'm pumping out. Well
at least that was before the vissectomy. Yeah, dangerous, So
that's maybe why it works.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
So probably, Yeah, it was eight minutes after the wedding.
She was not right.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, it's weird, weird eight seven seven forty four Woodie
and good pro tip. I'm not sure how we ended
up talking about jizz when you came in here to
talk about Amazon and I get a better deal.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Try it out.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah, put something in your Amazon your Amazon cart, and
just leave it there and see what you get Over
the next few days. You'll get some like as Gina's
getting all these different offers. Yeah. The Woodie Show, Well,
if there's anybody here that's going to have an unpopular opinion,
it would be I would say Sea Bass probably probably

(49:44):
number one bombs me number two.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Yeah, I would agree with that.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
After that, it's kind of like, I don't know, it's
a toss up anybody's guests.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, maybe Greg number three, because Greg, you're I'm opinionated,
but I think mine are pretty spot on. They're just fact.
They're just yeah, yeah, they're just like loaded in so
much fact and so much truth, you know, right, Yeah,
But you know, one of the unpopular opinions that Sea

(50:16):
Bass has brought up a number of times on this
show is how he doesn't really have any respect for teachers.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Hates them.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
I mean, I think that's perhaps an oversimplification of my
particular gripe with them. I think that they, especially around
you know, the pandemic, kicked this off the most is
they they love patting themselves on the back, and any
group that has to tell you how good they are
and how heroic, especially heroic and you know, selfless and
all this other stuff they are isn't. And that's what

(50:48):
this has happened a couple of times here recently. I'm actually, look,
I'm applying to be a teacher. Right now, my application
is still in the pipeline. But this happened recently too,
where we had Tracy Morgan was talking about it. He
had a different angle on it, but Dave Portnoy and
Barstool Sports came up with something apparently out of the blue.
He said, quote, I find the two most insufferable groups
of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians.

(51:11):
Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense,
that would not survive a day in the real world. Now,
he clarified that, saying that his mom indeed was a teacher.
He's not talking about your high school English teacher. He's
talking about the administrators, tenured faculty, blah blah blah blah blah,
which I fully agree with. And when he kind of
tied it into politicians, there is when you when you
have a position where you're not really tied from day
to day responsibilities and day to day productivity and stuff

(51:32):
like that, you're like, what you do is just garbage.
It's not like I've talked about in our industry, like
the metrics of that middle management layer is just disgusting
and worthless, just just a pain in the butt.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It's just.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Wall they provide. They all they are are an obstacle
to success and productivity.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they're for. I mean, they're they're
the barrier to the people who actually make the decisions,
so they don't have to keep telling. Everybody knows those people,
those middle management people are just trained to say no,
which is why when you say well why is it no,
they go, well, it's just the world we live in.
It is what it is, which is just got to
dig out. But how many times those same people that's

(52:13):
what they're there for. They're there to create that bear
because most people then that's where they give up. Very
few people will go above and beyond that or pushing
further or go above.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Them and right. And I say to that charge, I
say to that, well that's unhelpful, because I will and
I'll use somebody that I rarely trumpet, but Elon Musk
he famously does, and a lot of other ceo like
great people who run companies. What they'll do is they

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go they they they know that middle management layer is
worthless and a pain in the button offers no value,
So they go and talk to the engineers because every
a lot of a lot of CEOs will tell you
that by the time information gets up to them, it's
been sanitized and cleaned and everything. Everything's bright and rosy,
everything's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
That's what I hear from r CEU all the time.
He goes, You're one of the only people who will
tell me actually what's going on. And he should be
doing it in a very real way.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yeah, and no offense to him, but he should be
doing that all the time. He should not be talking
to the senior VP of blah blah blah and garbage
blah blah blah blah whatever, because they're just gonna give
him garbage. They're gonna give nothing. They're interesting analysis or
actual telling the best version of whatever it is. Exactly
like when we went to SpaceX, what do he like
the people that we met with? They said that Elon
Musk met with every single person.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Oh yeah, down to the people that are working at
the little coffee shop.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Yeah, right, because that's because that's where the actual stuff
is happening. The middle management or in this case, the
ed the quote unquote educators are worthless.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
So Dave Portnoy and then the Tracy Morgan you were mentioning. Yeah,
this Tracy Morgan things a little different.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
He, as Tracy Morgan often does, he went in a
different direction.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
He was talking to their opinion. Yeah, he was talking
about their opinion.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Current SNL cast member Marcelo Hernandez and the teachers came
up in their conversation.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
You had a sense of humor and they can't control that.
And now look at it. I'm getting paid for mischief
and they still making minimum way no teachers. You know
how much some teachers probably making right now. Man, not enough.
And I can't stand teachers. You know why, because.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
They have a ceiling. They have a limit.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That's all they ever gonna be. Man, I teach my kids.
Sky's the limits. Damn.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
But he Tracy Morgan right there, while he's crapping on
them for a totally different reason, he's actually hitting on
something that's that's backed up by the data. And this
is I'm not cherry picking. This has been going on
for decades. When you look at standardized testing scores and
IQ scores, all those things of that nature, people who
want to be educators to go into education field, teachers
score very low score compared to plenty of other of

(54:49):
other you know, engineering, I forget engineering, just like just
generic you know diener jobs out there, generic professions, they
are surprisingly stupid or are you?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Are you talking about more of those higher level level things.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
These are s A T S g RS is across
the board. When you look at any measure of people
who go into education, teaching, blah blah blah, they are
at the absolute.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Bottom compared to all kinds of other stuff. That's saying
people they can't do teach.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
People who can't who aren't smart teach.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I think, yeah, so, guys, just to rewind a few
minutes ago where he told me I oversimplified things. I
think I wrapped it up pretty concise.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
But see, but I'm giving you data and facts, okay,
I mean, look a look at SAT. Look at SAT
scores by college major education is always at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
And then their answer to that is we should do
away with these standardized tests, right because they reveal, uh so,
what we've done. I had Jeff g collect each one
of you should have written an unpopular opinion that you
have on a slip of paper. They all got put
into the studio top hat, and then we'll draw some
of these out and then everybody can try to take

(56:00):
a guess of who that unpopular opinion belongs to.

Speaker 12 (56:03):
Wind makes everything worse, hot, uncomfortable, but rain, okay, rain,
but WinCE worse show.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah, if you're just tuning in, Sea Bass was giving
a little bit more insight into his I hate teachers
ran why they're overrated and self congratulatory. Talking about that,
somebody said, damn Sea Bass dropping truth bombs. That's what
I do. And then there's a fifty two of bombs.
Another text here that says, Sea Bass, I saw a

(56:41):
lady wearing a shirt the other day it said, quote,
I'm a special education educator. What's your superpower? You couldn't
even say teacher educator?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
So meaning you are in that especially worthless, just middle management,
administration and hr garbage level of nothing.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
All right, So that's Sea Bass's unpopular opinion and that
that proves it. If you have to put it on
a shirt, it's not true. Now is this a blanket
statement or do you think there are like again.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Individual teachers, great fans, but it's the back padding. Look
at me, I'm a hero garbage, especially when it comes
to administrative staff.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
That is a lie, and I don't I don't really
believe that there are many things in life where you
could say, well, all whatever are blank of course, so
that I think I think we need to stop saying, well,
I'm not saying that there's not like yeah, we say
when we say all whatever, it's it's it's more of
a majority than an all. So can we just under

(57:38):
do we have the understanding of this instead of having
to go back and clean up and you know, kind
of like clarify that, because I thought that was kind
of an unspoken yeah right, all right, So unpopular opinions.
Jeff g collected these slips of paper from each person
here in the room. It doesn't say I'm the piece
of paper who it belongs to. It's just the unpopular opinion,
and it does belong to somebody here on the show

(58:00):
at our jobs to try to guess who these belong to.
So what I'll do is I'll read them and then
you can decide who it belongs to. Just write your guests, okay,
and then uh, and then we'll come back and we'll
get the reveal, giving people a chance to on the
text send your guess over to two two nine eighty seven.

(58:20):
All right, unpopular opinion Number one, NEPO babies get too
much hate. There's a lot of talk about NEPO babies.
I just saw something. Was it Brian Cranston's daughter or somebody? Yeah, yeah,
so like, but and he's being asked about that, and he's,
you know, defending her on that's really just acting as

(58:40):
easy as the answer to that. All right, See bes's
making more friends. All right, that's a number one I
unpopular opinion. Number two, unless it's one of your good friends,
sharing your problems with others makes you annoying?

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Interesting so far the same person for both of these, all.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Right, Unless it's one of your good friends, sharing your
problems with others makes you annoying?

Speaker 6 (59:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Unpopular opinion. Number three? Who does this belong to you?
Or on the show We Should clean up after ourselves
at sporting events and concerts podcast the country of Japan?

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah, all right, this is all over the place. I know,
just when I think, that's definitely got to be this person.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
And that should be a popular opinion, all right.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Unpopular opinion soccer is boring af I already gave mine.

Speaker 14 (59:44):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Number four? All right? Number five? Politics aren't that important?
What a hot take. Oh so are you and the
mix Woodye did you put one in?

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah they went there? Yeah okay girl, yeah wow, all right?
Not making some friends over here? Yeah, take it easy.
Oh and then a lot of emails, and then number
six unpopular opinion. People shouldn't share passwords for services like Netflix.

(01:00:21):
It's stealing. Okay, all right, so again, I'll just go
I'll read through these quickly. Number one, NEPO babies get
too much ape. Number two. Unless it's one of your
good friends, sharing your problems with others makes you annoying.
Number three, we should clean up after ourselves at sporting

(01:00:44):
events and concerts. You throw movie theaters in there too,
like people that gets crazy on the way on the
way out. Well, they don't have garbage cans there.

Speaker 11 (01:00:52):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Unpopular opinion. Soccer is boring af it's number four. Number five,
politics aren't that important. And number six people shouldn't share
passwords for services like Netflix. They put that parenthetically, it's stealing,
all right?

Speaker 12 (01:01:09):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Who are the six? Just so I know? So it's
it's it's everybody everybody in this immediate room. Okay, so, uh, myself, Gina,
Greg and then Greg, myself Gina, Greg Menace, Sammy SeaBASS.
Those are the six people mean and Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Teachers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Okay, you know what, not great? I gotta change one
of my guesses already.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Now I have a bunch of doubles I had down
for two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, I agree, all right, So well we'll take the
break and then we'll come back and find out who
these belong to. So sports with the gees, Jeff, all right,
Jeff g what's happening in the sports.

Speaker 10 (01:01:56):
Let's go ahead and start with our thor years. They
beat up on the Twins yesterday twelve to one. Paz
and Freeman three RBIs each in that game, same two
teams today at four forty from Minnesota. Angels lost to
the Orioles again. They got an early game today at
the Big A. Thats a one pm start. World Cup
from yesterday. You know, everyone's been bagging on Christiano Ronaldo
for not scoring any goals so far, but he made

(01:02:16):
up for it yesterday off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Cost Cancelo delivered the check release a Crushian Delights sale,
seven lots up here studies off and running in the
twenty twenty six World Cup finals.

Speaker 10 (01:02:32):
Yeah, they ended up winning Portugal five to zero. Columbia
one yesterday. Croatia also won today six matches, including Switzerland
and Canada at twelve noon, Scotland and Brazil at three,
and later on this evening at six Mexico and Chetzies.
And that's a quick sports right here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Hi, Jeff g.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Show, The Woody Show. Let's find out to these unpopular
opinion belong to and let's go down the line here.
Unpopular opinion Number one, NEPO babies get too much hate?
See mass Who gets your vote on that?

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I'm gonna say mens because I feel like, I mean,
I think he could actually believe that, but also I
could see him wanting to be friends with them, So
this is a good thing to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Put out in the world. So I asked everybody around
the room, like, you know, so Menace got actually three votes,
Greg got two votes, Sammy got one vote. Whose unpopular
opinion is this?

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
That is mine?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Really?

Speaker 9 (01:03:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
My opinion completely evolved on this because I used to think, like,
what has Jack and Kelly Osborne ever done? But who
can blame them? Your dad was Ozzy, for example, And
what makes Kelly any less qualified to just chit chat
about fashion or lifestyle?

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Here's the thing. I think it's where your first gig,
the NEPO part plays a big deal, because that's it's
a lot of who you know. But then once you
get in there, you actually have to do the job.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
You have to earn it. And I agree because it's
like you're going into the family business and we respect
people who do that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Like my father was a cobbler.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Oh that's cool, right, And then the same thing with
like the Beckhams and will Smith kid, he's an actual
actor and what they're born in. Exactly who guessed? Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Who were the two people?

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
I guess?

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
All right, Sammy? And there was another there was another
Greg vote?

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Oh, Greg voted that was me?

Speaker 9 (01:04:32):
That was me?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Jesus Christ, dude, all right, my paper was covered. Unpopular
opinion number two. Unless it's one of your good friends,
sharing your problems with others makes you annoying? Uh MENA
Scott three votes, I got one and Jeff g got
to vote. See bass who gets your vote? Go a

(01:04:55):
gen on this one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Even though she's a big gossip. You know, really, what
you have you have hen nights where people come in
chit chat all night, you know. But I like to
exactly wouldn't be talking. But but I think in this case,
like she said, unless it's a good friend, she doesn't
want doesn't want that kind of burdensome talk.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Okay, all right, who's unpopular opinion is this one?

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
It is mine?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
I knew it, you know how to do it?

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
What? What?

Speaker 14 (01:05:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
What stood out about that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Greg? He uses the word annoying a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
That's mine.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Yeah, that tell to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
They're annoying any annoying.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Annoying is the word. Yeah, and yeah, I hate annoying people.
Not a fan, and I just feel like you, yeah,
weak minded people in this weak ass people they always
just want to constantly like that's their personality, sharing problems
like like for example, in the workplace, are out in
the in the public, like they're at the red Shirt
and all they're doing is listen, listening all their problems

(01:05:59):
that they have that day with the person that they're
just trying to check out with an af just like
share good things.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:06:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Yeah, Well three people voted for menace. It was myself
and Greg. And who's the third, Oh Sammy. Yeah, Sammy's
killing it so far?

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, everybody keep track of your score. I got one
so far, Sammy is two. Yeah, and we're only on
unpopular opinion number three. We should clean up after ourselves
at sporting events and concerts. Now, this one was interesting
because everybody, and I'm not sure how Sea Bass you
weren't in the room. And I was like to ask
everybody who gets your.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Vote on this wood on this one, because obviously he
shares a lot of I mean, he took his leaf
blower around the neighborhood, which I support.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
It's a good guess. Yeah, I don't like it when
people trash hotel rooms leave them dirty. I don't like
when people leave the movie theater with their popcorn and
their garbage all over the place.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Like, just pick it up. People, just hit yourself.

Speaker 13 (01:07:00):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Everybody else voted for Jeff g.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
Yeah, I don't know what I was basing that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Yes, a lot of sporting events. I would assume who's
unpopular opinion is this?

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
That is mine?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
But to go back to Seabass's point on that, like
that's an unpopular opinion though, Like there thinking about the
card Narks thing, there are a lot especially with movie
because like card Narks, that's there's there's direct property damage
potentially involved there with the movie theaters, and with the stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
There's they're literally are there are people to pick up
after you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
But like I said last week, like that doesn't mean
that I want to in the middle of whatever a
baseball game have to trape through your garbage just because
you have every opportunity.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
To throw your own trash.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
I feel like everybody would support the idea.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
They just don't do it. Yeah, right, but they but
they try to rationalize it. Unpopular opinion number four soccer
is boring af soccer is boring afass. I know it's
not menace because he's a mega socker. So I played
for seven years, So I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Gonna go with Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Well, actually I can now that I know some other answers,
but I'm gonna go with Sammy's my original answer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
All right, Uh well, two people voted for me, three
people voted for Gina, and then see you, Bass voted
for Sammy. Whose unpopular opinion is this?

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Yeah, here's I got that one right.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
Look, I love I love the people enjoy what they enjoy.
I love I love the people are excited to be
in the United States for World Cup.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
I love all of that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
But the soccer game has been on. I've watched kids
soccer and my eyes just glaze over it. Whether you're
not a sports person to begin with, but whether it's
I watch basketball and baseball I like. But whether it's
kids or professional, I it's not for me. God bless
anybody who can watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
The list of why soccer socks is long and well
well documented. But Gina, to your point, Gina, I do enjoy.
I enjoy these old World Cup highlights. But there's about
twenty seconds in every soccer game is exciting participation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
It's hold on, let's go, let's go to mega a soccer.

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
I mean it's the anticipation, right, I mean you just
don't get right to the penetration, right, you should work
it man. So I think that's what makes soccer so great.
It's like it's like hockey. It's the same thing, but
on grass.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Because hockey there was always complaints about soccer when it
comes to say low scoring. Hockey is super low scoring.
Here here's here's what I'll say to that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Because one of my things about soccer that it's like
the field's too big, shrink the field down. So hockey
the idea. But there's this way too big. It's too
big and so like, yeah, compacted down. It's almost like
arena football, yes, right, Like if you take it, take
a sport that you know usually played here and you yeah,
I think that would make it better.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
To compare hockey to soccer is so disingenuous because like
like what he's saying, faster hockey, more violent, more shots.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
On ever ends in the zero zero tie, It can
end in the tie.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
It can't. It does can't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
It doesn't shoots they change the rules now it doesn't anymore.
But when did that happen, Like, because didn't they just
have a tie like in the past year.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Yeah, they go shoot out, But in soccer it's it's
very common for zero zero time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
But the only reason it's like that is what what
are you saying? Because it's on the contensed. Look, it's fine.
Some people like soccer, some people can hate it. Who cares.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
I mean, it's not a mistake that it's the most
popular sport in the world. No, it's because's the poorest
sport in the world. That's also that's that's also probably accurate.
And anyone could do it, literally anyone you tape up.
But they take the bubble of rags and that's your ball,
and now you're a poor person playing soccer. Okay, because
it's done. I think the I think what he's trying
to get at it. It's accessibility, Yes, right, all you

(01:10:46):
need is an open space in one ball and then
everybody can play.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Every country doesn't participate in the biathlon because it's expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Yeah, or like think about like running, you know what
I mean? Like the best runners come from typically from
the poorest countries because like what else that you do?
You rano everybody else? You're like small fourn automobiles. It
is they hall ass all right? Unpopular opinion Number five.
Politics aren't that important?

Speaker 11 (01:11:10):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
This was kind of all over the place with the
with the votes on this one. Somebody voted for me,
somebody voted for Greg, somebody voted for Gina, somebody voted
for Sammy. Somebody voted for Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Wow, Sea Bass, who.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Gets your vote?

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
I'm double voting for Menace, double voting for Menace. This
is something he talks about, even though we've you know, yeah,
but I would have voted.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
You would have voted for Menace, all right? Who who
owns this one? That one's mine? Sammy? Yeah, I don't
really put yourself out there and I know that.

Speaker 11 (01:11:36):
I guess people in this room agree, but people outside
of this room really don't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
And I run into it all the time.

Speaker 11 (01:11:43):
If I say that politics don't matter, it's not a
big deal, they get very upset and are like, this
is important, this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Does affect you. You need to pay attention to what's
going on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
People. I knew this was Sammy Kiuse. She feels the
same way about people that are obsessed with pos.

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
So freaking and in unpopular opinion number six, people shouldn't
share passwords for services like Netflix, it's stealing. I got
two votes. Greg got two votes, Sammy got one vote.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
That would be a Greg. That one was mine And
it came up recently because yeah, I forget what we're
talking about, and the reaction that I was seeing from
people in comments and whatever. It's like almost like you're
entitled to do it, and I go, no, Look, if
you're getting away with it and whatever, I enjoy it.
I'm not calling the cops on you. It's not like

(01:12:38):
one of the I don't really call the cops on
anybody for anything. But sometimes it's fun. But at the
same time, It's like, how can you sit there with
a straight face and argue that it's okay. It's not
you know, what you're doing is not okay. You may
be getting away with it, but technically it's not. It is.
It is a form of stealing, because that is a
service that people are charging for, and you sharing your
password with eighteen people is not in the spirit of

(01:13:01):
what you're you know, people in your household. Sure, but
when it's like you know, uh, you know, you got
your your brother on this account, this other person over
lives on the other side of the country over here
on this account, like don't if you if if? Who
was it? Netflix? Netflix? Like tried to come down and
a lot of them have too. I go yeah again,
And people were mad about it, Like what's to be

(01:13:22):
mad about? Like yeah, like that's what they sell, you know, uh,
you know, you sell whatever it is, widgets, you know,
and yeah, like that you're in the widget business and
you're out there to sell widgets and people are Yeah,
people are just sharing widgets, you know, without without paying
for them. Well that's that's that's not it's not the way.

(01:13:42):
That's not the way it works.

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Like a movie theater, your movie's finished and then you
go into a different theater.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Yeah, that's not the way where if you get away
with it again, Am I calling the cops on you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
Am I gonna do it.

Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
But it's for those reasons because it feels it feels
wrong to me. It feels wrong, that's all, and.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
They should be execute and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Absolutely right. I well, thank you very much, everybody appreciate
your participation. The votes were like all over on the
on the text.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
I was so confident.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
I was confident.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
I the way, did you count yours?

Speaker 14 (01:14:17):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Did you count yours?

Speaker 15 (01:14:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Yeah, yeah, I guess Greg. For the politics aren't that important.
I did get genus because she did make some comment
when the World Cup started.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
I'm like, and that just only got menacing, Jeff, I.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Thought the politics one was yours because you do say
a lot like like, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
It's not that I disagree with all the other ones,
you know, like some of them soccer boring. I agree
on that one. Thank you having eyes. All right, we're
gonna take a quick break cleaning up at the events.
I agree with that one too. We're gonna take a
quick break more what he showed NOWT well as everybody

(01:14:59):
knows it's Pride monthy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Yeah, let you go. And Sea Bass he went out to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Pride as I always do. I'm proud and an ally ally.
I haven't heard that for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Still a thing it I was gonna say, is that
still the thing?

Speaker 13 (01:15:18):
It is?

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
I support and acknowledge and observe.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Well how about you just be an ally? Do you
have to like announce that you're an ally? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
In some contexts, yeah, yeah, like if it's pertinent to
the conversation, well you know, I'm an ally.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Yeah, I mean should make sure everybody knows cresident, like
in the equivalent of like I've got a black friend
or I've got a pretty much same kind of idea.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
So anyway, Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Went to Pride and he talked to different people down there. Now,
what is this game?

Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
Sea Bass?

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
So this is something that's based off of my past
interactions with gay gentlemen who often end up either touching
me directly on my genital or offering to do things
for me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
And I was talking with Greg and.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
Then he was like, you know what, that's just normal.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
That's how gay guys are.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
Is I don't approve like this is this is the
time that I sound like the proved.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
And this is where you're like, people maybe get labeled
as predators. People may think like, oh, these gay people
are just predators, like and that's not true.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
What makes them think it's okay to just grab your junk?

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
I've never dream of doing that a dozen times?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Oh I know, have you not been to a Pride event?

Speaker 14 (01:16:20):
Well I have.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I've walked through.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
One, And to be honest, it's just I'm a thousand
percent head el So it doesn't it. I'm not scared,
like I know what I am, So it's not gonna
harm it anyway. But what makes that appropriate, So we
decided to be a new game is just to kind
of ask the guys. We get to know a little
bit why they're at Pride, what they're wearing, et cetera,
et cetera, and then ask them if they would if
I see best could maybe get.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
A b J.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Would Now if they do, say yes, did you take
them up on that? It was the rule that whatever
they offer, I do accept.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
All right, guess factory period must be very impressive.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Because Greg uh Greg has made the point many times
that he thinks it's silly with great dudes about like
how difficult it is to try to like you gotta
wait for your birthday or some kind of special occasion.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
Right, that's what I become, like the equivalent of homophobic.
I become heterophobic. It's like, it's so silly to me
how grown men who are married they act like early teenagers. Here, guys,
it's a vacation. I think I might get some but
here's but here's the thing very cool that you know,

(01:17:26):
I would be excited for you if we were like
in high school'd be like, yeah, man, cool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
But what makes you think that that's the guy's fault, Like,
it's the women who are withholding, it's not the guys
gonna like.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
I think he's making fun of he's making fun of
the celebration.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Just but yeah, but the reason we have to celebrate
it because all of a sudden, what do they say,
wedding cake drives that up.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
And I don't disagree with that by by any means.
But still it's such a big deal that like, hey,
if you don't want it to be a big deal,
there's room on our team, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I think it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Is shaming those men for allowing that condition to develop.
They should have put a foot down much earlier and
demanded strictly. I said, no, no, this is the way
it's going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
This is how marriage is going to be between the
two of us. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
So Sea Bass had pride asking these different guys if
he can get a BJ We're gonna listen to what
he's got and then we'll try to guess whether he
got them to accept the offering, right right, right, all right?
So who's the first person.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
This is Austin, who's in a is a very skinny
and prideful outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
But your shorts are like a fun orange fun story.

Speaker 8 (01:18:30):
I got these at the Garland when I was go
go dancing, and I just stole them, I mean kept
them as a gift.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
And then you your shoesy like slides.

Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
Well, my mom gave me these on Mother's Day.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
I love them.

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
They're slides, they're cushionnaires and you're so lean and spelled.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
How do you keep this swimming?

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
Folks?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
You need the water.

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
It burns eight times as many calories as running per minute.

Speaker 12 (01:18:48):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I guess your body fed is right now.

Speaker 8 (01:18:49):
I have no idea, But it used to be so
low that the electrolysis machine that planet finness couldn't read
it lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Do you think I could get a BJ?

Speaker 9 (01:19:00):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Complimenting him up and down? And he's lean.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
He was very lean, probably like a size twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Ways, here's the thing. He sounds more like a taker
than a giver.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
He sounds like he's kind of full of himself. He
doesn't sound like, yeah, super fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
It's about him. It's about what he gets.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Like, he's taking. Yeah, he's taking. Feels that he's better
than you, which is a very rare game.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Getting the go go dancers.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Yeah, they would be the objects of desire, not the
other way around.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no. Yeah, I'm saying no.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
So wait, the electrolis electrolysis machine couldn't register bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Oh, I didn't even know that. I've been one hundred
fitness has never seen one of those. And it goes
girl locking fat girl.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
I think he thinks he's too good for you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
You know, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
He's he's gonna say no, no, no. Everybody says no,
jet no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
It's a very rare no.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Right, let's find out. Do you think I could get
a b J?

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
I'm married?

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:19:58):
In general from someone here? Oh, yeah, wait till like
one am when they're drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Okay, and then what do I do? How do I
approach somebody?

Speaker 8 (01:20:04):
You know, I don't use sniffies are grinding because they
steal your data. But maybe just wear something that indicates
that's what you're looking for and someone will see it.
The hanky coke. Come on, folks, remember history.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Wait wait, wait, the hanky coat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Code like a handkerchief in the back pocket or something.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Right, So Sniffy's and Grinder, the apps obviously never hears
What is it called Sniffy?

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
You've heard of Sniffy's. We talked about on the show
before Sniffy it was based off location based app.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Right, It's but it's like it's like extra grinder.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
It is always like boy a boy.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
We learned that Sniffy started when a guy was like
trying to sell used underwear online and he realized, hey,
there's a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Lot of gay guys or into this stuff. Let's make
this a hookup app.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
So from here on out, for the other contestants, we're
to assume when you say can I get a BJ
you mean from them?

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, because like in the vicinity, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
That's always my secondary like, well, okay, if not from you,
then from my eyes are open and he's breathing, and
so yeah. He talked about like a color handkerchief in
a pocket or whatever, and he kind of explains that here.

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
For those of you who don't remember, I guess you're
like twenty, you could wear colors in a different pocket
right or left to indicate top or bottom for different things.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
You like.

Speaker 8 (01:21:08):
People don't need to be on the apps. Literally, just
walk around and say what you're looking for. Come on,
we're all gonna die. Be happy to do something.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
I just want to receive a beach.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
What would the yank you be for that? I think
it's blue or navy blue.

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Usually you could tell by the wedding rings.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
So looking to blue solid gold band you know his
wife is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Not doing it at home. Oh okay, I don't never
heard of this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Well you're talking about like I guess, like if you're
in a gang, you just put a different rack.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
It's like smoke signals, morse code. In aviation, we have
light signals from the tower. If you lose communications, like yeah,
you're you're communicating non.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Verbal I see and I've seen seen them them bandanas
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's an effect.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
So Sea Bass is at bride, He's talking to these
different fellas and the question is always at the end,
can I get a beeja? This is great, says It's
so easy, you just have to ask.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
And to be fair, Austin Prett much nailed it on
the head like I was in the middle of the
afternoon there if it had been after dark, game on
as awesome and said right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
There, there's more options. This is a game on yea,
this is this is Tyler.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
He's a kind of he said, a fun little sash
thing going on. Let's talk to him about that.

Speaker 13 (01:22:15):
I'm wearing a long purple skirt and I layered it
with one, two, three, four, five, five scarves tied around
in this cute little boatoch with some sequence.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
So on the back of your body, down by your crack.
That's not an actual tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
No, no, I don't have any tattoos, says something for fun.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
He says, boy toy, Yeah, boy toy. Do you think
I could get a beja? One thousand? So he's got
boy toy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
He got a temporary tattoo, that says boy toy on
in his tramp stamp area.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Yeah, he's wearing a skirt and scar.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
He has like some kind of facial makeup thing going on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Absolute yeah, very twinkish.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
I mean like if Stevie Nicks is reincredated as a small,
a gay Asian.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Man, you might need to be a sugar daddy. But
you're yeah, going down.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
He's giving service vibes. Say, I'll say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
let's find out for Tyler. Do you think I could
get a beja?

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Maybe not today in general. In general, yes, someone's gonna
give you.

Speaker 13 (01:23:26):
A I think someone someone will because.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
People are just so open and free and giving here. Yeah,
not me, but I do have friends.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Tomorrow trying hard enough.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
What were you wearing, Like there's T shirts regard shorts on.
You know, maybe that's you have the worlds the most
uptight like. Well again, it was the middle of afternoon.

Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
I think there's a bunch of tops.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
I think if it had been late at night, drunker.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
I mean, so I went to Palm Springs Pride and
I had the dude that was like straight up giving
out rags and like getting beat in the middle of
the street in the middle of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Well again, I've been to the fulsome street fair where
I've I've witnessed literally one hundred public on the middle
of San Francisco Street everything and.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
We we we a man, I ask, are you not
hot enough for these guys?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
I think that now, Look, I think that's not aged,
that's not a watched as I got a little fat.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
I think that's a fair point, like these are these
are young hot twinks? No to be I mean, who cares, right,
it's just to be fifteen exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:24:38):
Do you think that you appeared like an outsider though,
because you weren't dressed to the part.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
You were just in a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yes, so we should have known you kind of tip
this off at the beginning of this. I said, well,
would you have to accept? And he said, well absolutely,
And so that's not.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
That that was the rules the gregs Yeah, I said
you actually.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
I'm saying absolutely because that's what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
This is what I've been missing so far, right, disappointing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
All right, Well we got we got one more person
holding out hope. It's a sea bass at Pride talking
to the fellows down there at Pride and asking the question, well,
a few questions and then can I get a bj
Who is this? This is a man with a very
gay name, Jazzier.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Jesz Z.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Jazzer are here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
My look is black and white, but like what an
exemplification on my face?

Speaker 15 (01:25:26):
Black and white boots, a black tights and what would
you get like a white sort of like bloomer and
then some belts and some things and yeah, dangles and
all kinds of stuff and affliction making a comeback.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Yes, it is obviously streetwears obviously making a huge comeback.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
A lot of pieces are functional and what says functional
more than a an affliction crop?

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Top right?

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
What I'm saying, I love a crop, But.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Do you think that I could get a bija huh?

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
On that note, he was wearing like like like like
wedding dress style lumbers over blackish stockings.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Yeah, and he's talking about fashion like this is my piece, and.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
He had like some white and blood colored face paints.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
I think three strikes. He's out man, yeah, also young
and thin.

Speaker 6 (01:26:12):
Yeah, it could be so disappointed in you if he
says no, sounds kind of stuck up, but no.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
He sounds cooler.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Make a gay maybe sound that drunk.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
Way too sober?

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Yeah, there was there was a gay gentleman with his
buddy like stumbling, and they wouldn't talk to me though, anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
We're not talking to you, you know what, I'm gonna
hold out hope and say yes, all right, his name
is Jazzier, right, Yeah, that's true. The name says yes.
But the vibe, the vibe to me is saying.

Speaker 6 (01:26:45):
Against the grain and gambling.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
This guy's too cool for you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
So you're like going in the outdoors. What you're saying
against the grain?

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Okay, Sammy, he said.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
No, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Uh, let's see Jazzier. Let's see if we got to
take her. Do you think that I could get a Bejon?
I think you could if you really try for it.
What would work either on you or from you? Acknowledging
me as a person?

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Yeah, I see you, and I feel that you are
seeing Thank you? As are you?

Speaker 11 (01:27:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
He didn't even entertain it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
I tried to double down, like, well, what will work
on you? I gave him what he wanted.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
They all had the same answer like, yeah, you could,
you could, But I'm not ready to go behind this
tree right now with you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
I think I need to go later in the evening.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Later in the evening Slash go to like the hardcore
gay parts of San Francisco, and they're just old dudes
willing to do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Well, Greg, the diss proves it's not as easy as
you say it is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
I guess not well, I think I think beggars can't
be choosers.

Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
What if, okay, the Pride month is not over. What
if you try again and I get to dress you?

Speaker 13 (01:27:56):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
What would be my again? Not like a formal dress.
I'm out of the fair on the street fair right,
what would be my dress that would be appropriate?

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Splash to steal from Jazier, I'm picturing like short shorter shorts,
not like straight bro shorts, kind of like like running shorts,
almost like the calfin a dolphin. There you go, dolphin
shorts as Yeah, they kind of come up on the sides. Yeah.

(01:28:26):
Like and then how about what Jazi just mentioned? A
crop that would be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
I mean a couple couple accessories, maybe like a cuff
around your wrist.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
Do we want hilarious or we want do we want sensual?

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
I don't even think crop top would be hilarious. Cropped
up gay dudes on croptos, so.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Like a sleeveless T shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Yeah, something like that, Like it's something not over the
top because you don't want it would be too obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
More just fitting our friend Ronnie. The office could dress them.
Yeah yeah, Ronnie.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Is there another I don't know you will address you
of Ronnie floats to work.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Yeah, you'll get you'll get dresses for festivals and his
fish nets and everything. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
All I have to find whatever Pride paradees going on
this weekend and fly there and yeah eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Sorry, I know you're not used to striking out sea best.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Well, you know I have one thousand percent head else
they probably sense that what is your clothes?

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Would you say? Like on average with chicks clothes rate?
So like if we've gone on a date and we yeah, okay,
like for the time, let's just say like, uh, you've
you've started conversating with a with a with a female satan. Yeah,
like you know, like on a text or through these
apps or whatever I say date, Yeah, because because the
flake rate on on just texting is insanely high on

(01:29:57):
a date date, it's and what constitutes we're talking about
at least mouth party.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Right Oh yeah, sure, cared base or somebody's finishing something.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Okay, what's eighty percent? Eighty percent is your clothes?

Speaker 8 (01:30:08):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Well, I had one recently that was not a close
whoa dude, what's going on happened? Well, it was just
what I never know, clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
I never called her back.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
These guys want you. What's happening, dude?

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
I looked up recently. I'm not not hooking up. Let
me say that right now. Yeah, let's make that clear.
Show Man Sea Mass not used to strike it out,
you know, not like that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:34):
Yeah, I know it's surprising.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
Yeahs the fall off happening.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
You know, I don't know, right you walk, you know,
they typically don't go for you know, older dudes, like
if they're going to age in any kind of direction,
they'll they'll age down, you know. Yeah, they shoot, they'll
shoot for the younger bucks. So when you see gays out,
you definitely see those pairs of like an older Greg
type of something. Well, yeah, but it's not the older

(01:31:01):
Greg type looking for somebody older than him. I think
you're always aging down right.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
I am, personally, But there's definitely a big sector that
likes them a lot older.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Well, see, that's kind of like the Morgan you know, approach.
Morgan's looking for old balls. Yeah, well she likes dudes
like fifty plush. Yeah, she's been with the guys in
their twenties and thirties and they were all losers. Yeah,
she learned a lesson. Yeah that's all Casey Bass, welcome
to what it's like for most of them.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Well, also, you know, I get these guys are all
promiscuous and so on and so forth, but it's generally
not like the thing to do when someone has a
microphone in you're facing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Yeah, I'll give you one right now, Let's go for it.
Whatever makes you feel better about the rejection, I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
Because people have offered you before, but they were pretty drunk,
right drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
Or I'll be talking. I'll be talking to one of
those people, one of them, one of them types of those.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Yeah, bind me.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
I'll feel like a little tickle on the on the rear.
They're give signs.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
A question on the text. Wants to know what's the
name of the pill? Greg And I think Tony the
Whipping Boy tried that increases ejaculation, alleges to do that,
alleges it will It worked for Tony. Tony swears by it,
right and he said it was like borderline scary how much,
which is what got Gregg excited. So at one point
we were all going to this restaurant. There was like

(01:32:21):
a supplement store that was like right kind of close
by to this restaurant, and we'd passed it on a
regular occasion. They had one of those little like tent
signs out front about like the specials and whatever things
that they were offering twenty five percent off blah blah
blah blah. And they kept advertising this one product called
a Jackuloid jack Lloyd, which is which did We looked
it up and they still sell it. Yeah, it's called

(01:32:42):
a Jackuloyd bought it's a little capsule. Now Jackie load
a Jackie Lloyd.

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
Right, that's such a great Yeah, look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
It's still out there, and it's supposed to increase the
volume of your delivery.

Speaker 6 (01:32:53):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
And we always and we said, number one, why would
a guy care?

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
Because what's the point?

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
Yeah's something to see it. I gotta stop.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
It's fun to see the fruits of your.

Speaker 6 (01:33:06):
Labor cure something that's noteworthy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Like is that from like your own production or when
somebody else's produces based on your work.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Look like a good job, selfish, selfishly, your own.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
I would want you, you want the impressive production.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
Maybe maybe that's why it didn't work because there's not
much to improve on and that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Wow, yeah jeez, way to go.

Speaker 7 (01:33:34):
They also have a supplement on the same thing called
testo freak I guess for testosterone.

Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
Yeah, well found it all your finest gas stations.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Ask your doctor about ejaculoi thing you heard about for
a while. When it comes to like, you know, producing
a ton was like a prostate stimulation, like milking the
prostate they're writing about and all those you know magazines
as if like every every guy couldn't wait to have
their their prostate milk.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
All about it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Yeah, Like I think that was really the women's magazines that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Were yeah that and then they then they moved on
to pegging and all kinds of stuff. But everybody was
way into it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
But the pegging conversation never made it to like Men's
Health magazine. Like Men's Health I remember had a whole
article about, you know, uh, prostate milking.

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
Can you stop calling it that?

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
That's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
I've never experienced that with that, So what what about
that would work?

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
Or like what like, what, what what?

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
What's happening? If you're stimulating the prostate, that would know
what I'm saying that that that would make you produce
more product that same question.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
Yeah, yeah, you might be shocked, but I never looked
into it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Well, get what what what happens in in the in
the organ of the prostate?

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
I don't know poopy, Yeah, I don't know. It produced,
it doesn't. I just know you're supposed to get it
checked right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
It doesn't produce the swimmers, but it produces the the
container around the swimmers. Some of that fluid okay, here
says a seminole fluid and about thirty percent of the
fluid that makes up the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Oh so an element of it. It provides its part
of the supply chain exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
Well, if you have any questions about a prostate exam,
you can now talk to me. I just had my
first one. Yes you did.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
That was your first one, first one, and that was
my first question.

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
I said, should I have been getting these? And he
said yeah, absolutely, you never had.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
And he said, yeah you should be having one tomorrow.
Watch you're bringing me sit in the cup chair of
the corner.

Speaker 6 (01:35:42):
They did, well, they can test it with a blood
test called a PSN.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
Right, so fine, why did they tell you that was
not good enough?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Because Andy Reid was doing the head coach for the
Chiefs was doing those commercials. Remember you know they ran
them during the Super Bowl and they were they were
saying like, now it's a blood test just.

Speaker 6 (01:35:59):
Because I had one. I'm not a medical expert, but
from what I was told, the p s A is
it good enough or accurate?

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:36:07):
But there's also this piece is going to make you
so excited, I'll get them up. It's a matter of size,
it's a matter of field, it's smoothness all that. So
the younger healthy man should have a prostate about the
size of a walnut. The older you get, it gets

(01:36:29):
slightly bigger and it should be smooth. And that's what
they check for, the texture, the feel, the size.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
So what position are you in? So are you like
on all fours like a doggie on the table basically,
And luckily he saved it for the end where he said, okay,
ready for the prostate exam And I said, okay, let's
do this, And I said, what do I do?

Speaker 6 (01:36:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
He'd grabbed a handful of town tissues like your lips.
I don't put tissues on them on the butcher paper
seat bed thing. And did you a glass of wine?

Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
And then he said lean forward like stay standing like
this pillow right? Do all that? Yeah, play some pet
shop boys in the background, and then you just lean
forward with both your elbows on the table. And then
he said, okay, so don't worry. I'm just gonna loop
up my finger. I'll be looking at my computer screen
the entire time. Don't worry. I was trying to lighten

(01:37:21):
the mood. And then it's just in feel, feel feeling
maybe five seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:37:27):
Did you feel like you were gonna go number two?

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
I sure did?

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
He did?

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
Did they prepare you? Did you have, like abstain from
eating for a certain amount of time?

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
But I did just to be sack you say, delightful,
like I didn't eat all So you went there knowing
you were gonna have a finger test that day. So
did you like an anima before you went in?

Speaker 6 (01:37:45):
No, I didn't eat since anything?

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Yeah, like all it up a little bit?

Speaker 6 (01:37:50):
Yeah, yeah, I hung crystals from it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
But he but he licked his fingers. Did he tell
you what it tasted?

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
So then when he's on quickly. Let he said, Okay,
you can wash up and all that and I'll be back.
And he gives you like a minute to kind of
get dressed, wash your hands and all that. He's like, here,
wash the to wash your hands. I thought, well, I
didn't touch anything, but I'll do it. But did he
on the butt out pretty painless?

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
How did your butt feel afterwards? Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
Like I like you were violated and wait to go
home and use the bathroom? Really?

Speaker 13 (01:38:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
Right yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Really? But I was there for like, Jeff, either you're
really into this or like you've got I've had a
couple of yeah, couple.

Speaker 10 (01:38:33):
And that's the worst part. The wipe afterwards is like
the worst part. It's like the wipe of shame.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
You know, it's because there's like.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
But it's really nothing like you said.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
I mean, it's quick.

Speaker 10 (01:38:45):
The worst part for me, I was telling Greg off
the air, is I'm actually friends with my doctor, so
like we hang out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
So outside of him.

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
She it's a she that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Does she have nails? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
No, okay no, does your wife nowhere?

Speaker 6 (01:39:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Yeah's stories about it all.

Speaker 7 (01:39:07):
She's seen more than your wife has.

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
She probably has depending on your which is uncomfortable all
day yesterday I was saying, hey, Jeff, like in three
hours getting fingered.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Your pants are around your ankle. Yeah, you just pull
your underword down, lean over. Now, did you request a
male doctor for this?

Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
It's just my doctor. He happens to me.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
But also you know, like your lovers do or no.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
No, no, I'm just asking because I actually, because Jeff
brought up that he has a female doctor. I prefer
female doctors over male doctors. Yeah, I just I think
male doctors are dicks and they don't pay attention and
I don't know they suck. So I do you prefer
a female doctor in.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Line with all the female deodorant and all the other Yeah, question.

Speaker 7 (01:39:53):
Because like, for if you have a male gynecologist, there
has to be like a female nurse that comes in
as a witness. So do you need a witness?

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
You guys don't care camera. This is the I don't
want to witness the first In fact, when the doctor's
done and tells you everything's fine, you kill him, right, Yeah,
never have buried the body.

Speaker 7 (01:40:13):
Last time I went to the college is she asked
if she could bring her student in to watch, just
to observe and I said, yeah, find no problem. So
she was done doing her thing and she didn't even
acknowledge me. She goes to the student. Okay, now do
you want to put your finger there and excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Nobody asked me what is college?

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
Thank you exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:40:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
There was that scene in Road Trip, remember like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
U favorite movies? Yes, and became a theme.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
Yeah, Sehan Williamscott a prostate check. Yeah, they did.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
It was like hooking up. She did it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Yeah, the massaging, the milking, like anything else.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
What you've never had exam, No.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
Not yet.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
Well I turned fifty this year, so I don't know.
Is it after fifty?

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
Yeah? I believe so. And you could start it your forties.
Oh yeah, depends on family history.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
I don't look. When it comes down to it, I'll
do it. No one's going to go into it. I
mean maybe somebody does, loving it and looking forward to it,
but I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:11):
With no shame.

Speaker 7 (01:41:11):
And it couldn't use this apository.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
And if you do love it, that's because my buttthole
rejected it. If you're out of luck because it only
takes Yeah, but I'm saying, like, when the time comes,
I'm not going to be one of those guys like
I'm not doing that, though, I'll totally do it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
No, no, I'll totally get in this text right now,
it makes no sense. I'm sure Woody and Menace will
love having fingers in there there, I'm sure Menace.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
What I'm sure Menace and Body will love having fingers
in there. Make them gay is what they text, like
other words like that's going to be the straw that
breaks the camel's back. Then you and I will officially
come out.

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
Oh okay.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
I always think that, like comedy writings is really easy,
but then I see stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Yeah, it shows next to Becky show. All right, welcome
back Greg Menace. There's a Gina Gret another g and
the last Jeff g is the Newestpeelish or somebody texted over.
So you guys may have covered this already, But who

(01:42:10):
is Jeff g to the show?

Speaker 10 (01:42:12):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
Well, I think he's like second cousin twice.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
Removed on's ND.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
I can't really figure out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
My kids were asking some question the other day like, well,
if you know we have kids and they become whatever,
like who is this person? I can't right, it makes
my brain hurt. Ye Jeff is the executive producer of
the show.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
So sports Sports, Well, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Chimes in on on many different things, but yeah, you
overall like the title. Nothing titles all that matter that much.
But yeah, if you had to, if you're keeping track,
I guess we're playing the home game, doing to score
at home. People like, uh, I don't know why anybody
goes to baseball games and does the score. Those are nerds, Yeah,
those are hard core nerds. Right, Yeah, some people get

(01:42:58):
really into it. They love it. Eight seven seven forty
four what he sent us a text over to two
two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
All right, So thoughts on this.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Georgia science teacher did sex stuff with six teenagers and
she broke her house arrest conditions eighty five times in
one month. Damn bitch, including a visit to locations where
children were present. Her name is Maris Nichols, insatiable. She's
twenty five years old. Wait for some of these details.

(01:43:27):
She was already charged with having sex with a student,
and when she was re arrested last month after the
cops found out about five other teens, she had sex
with a boy in a school closet as well as
a parked Hummer hooked up with another boy in his
car at a golf course. She also allegedly sexted other

(01:43:47):
teens about the sex acts, and she fantasized of the
different ones you've telling them about that did sexting video
calls to two other teens. And so she got released
seventy four thousand dollars bond, and she was even wearing
an ankle bracelet and still violated her release eighty five
times in twenty seven days. And so the prosecutors they're
now working to have her locked up permanently while she

(01:44:08):
awaits trial. Here's her picture smash oh yeah, yeah, all right,
she's nobody asked the fellas first, you're fifteen, sixteen years
old a billion smash Jeff g all day every day.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
She looks way older than twenty five thirty five, but
she's kind of, you know, cute petite brunette.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Is her mugshot. You can tell you can clean her
up and she well, yeah, because this is just a
picture from I don't know if it's like something that
was in the yearbook or something where they got this picture,
but it was one of the stories school Jersey.

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for a teenage book.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
Yeah, it sounds like somebody that's off the rails, like, yeah,
there's between between once and six.

Speaker 5 (01:44:53):
I mean, she's a predator, she's okay, she's a full
fledged slid. Oh yeah, this has been, you know, top
of the convers for years. But yeah, as a seventeen sixteen,
fifteen year old, right, I would not have been scarred.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Yeah, now that is a dirty little slut totally.

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
Can it be both?

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
But so my thing when it comes to things like
this willing fifteen sixteen year old boys only because I
was one, I'm only speaking from a perspective of somebody
who was in that position and what I would have
done in that situation. Smash. Okay, no questions asked. I

(01:45:30):
do understand what the law says that I do understand.
I do draw the line when it comes to that
they have to apply them with alcohol or drugs to
make that happen, because that shouldn't even be necessary.

Speaker 7 (01:45:42):
Yeah, that's no longer for the.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Fifteen sixteen year old boy because he's willing to hump
the couch cushions. Right, she's gonna throw in party favors. Okay, yeah,
oh no, And I know it's I know it's an
unpopular opinion, and there's all these people who are screaming
about you know, locker away, throw away the key, and
I'm willing to bed that. If I dig into the
comments that you're making on other stories, you're probably in

(01:46:05):
the free Luigi crowd where this woman just bang, you know,
some very willing sixteen year old kid with a perma boner,
and you're looking to release like some you know, guy
who shot someone in cold blood, an actual killer, right
just because you think he's hot, so you know, and
that one, I guess it's more of a common you know,

(01:46:25):
focus on the ladies because the ladies are usually the
ones guys typically most of the time go oh yeah,
like they understood, like what the point that I was
just making. They'll go oh yeah, Now of course, I'm
sure there's gonna be somebody's guys.

Speaker 13 (01:46:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:46:37):
I mean, I'm not saying that the boy doesn't want
to have sex. But the point is is that there's
power dynamics there, so they're above them in a certain
way and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
It makes way so I get a better grade too.

Speaker 11 (01:46:51):
So it's confusing, and you are she's still praying what's confusing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
It's what's confusing. Yes, praying. No praying is when I
watch those like nature videos and there's like some unsuspecting
whatever just hanging out having a great day in an
open field, and then here comes like a leopard or whatever.
But you consider that's that's praying.

Speaker 7 (01:47:13):
Would you consider a hot twenty five year old male
teacher having sex with willing teenage girls.

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
That's different because I didn't live that, Like I told you,
I lived being a fifteen sixteen year old boy. I
know how, I know how those boys of that age
feeld because I was one. I don't I don't understand,
like what if the girls are into it. I can't
speak to it because I but if you're asking me
as a guy something that's I think, I think that's wrong.

(01:47:39):
It's it's one of those things that doesn't make any
sense until it makes sense because you haven't. I just
I just know I would in no way personally, I
would have, in no way, shape or form, felt like
a quote victim or that I was quote prayed upon.
I would consider myself the luckiest boy.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
For at the time as a sixteen year old.

Speaker 11 (01:48:00):
But I think that when you get older, you would
look back and go like, wow, that was actually really
messed up what happened, And I don't think you would
feel that way as you got older about what happened
to you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
Yes, So I found some information. People are going to
say that they don't care, but they said that these
boys actually found the teacher's only fans account and blackmailed her. Yeah,
they're the predators and they're having some y sexual relations

(01:48:33):
with her, including the school closet.

Speaker 7 (01:48:36):
That was a twisting.

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
Neither did she so they Yeah, they said that they
tell everybody about.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
It out of that documentary.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
That had a good twist.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
Wow, did not hear about that part?

Speaker 7 (01:48:55):
Or she's the victim?

Speaker 6 (01:48:56):
She was black?

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
It says it's unclear if the students will face any
charges for the black man.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
So we heard, we heard Sammy, Gina, where do you
come down?

Speaker 7 (01:49:08):
And I know you were, you know, arguing, well, if
you know, I just I just want to see if
it was the same thing. But my question is if
you found out your son was banging a hot teacher,
how would you feel?

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
I mean, yeah, I understand like I wouldn't. I wouldn't
be calling the police. But would you deal with it?
Would you giving school?

Speaker 6 (01:49:29):
Would you let it continue?

Speaker 8 (01:49:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
I wouldn't do that either. I would let the school know.
But like I was there drugs and alcohol involved. No, no,
then you know victim was I would understand it because
I would say to my you know son, like, how
did this happen?

Speaker 15 (01:49:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
We were our only fansmiled my wife.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
My wife would be.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
My wife would be white hot, yeah, like surfers of
the sun, like just burned up, pissed, and then you
just so she'd be screaming at it, and you'd be.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
Like, yeah, dude. They said that the students threatened to
leak videos and photos also demanded better grades.

Speaker 7 (01:50:11):
This story just did a one to eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Yeah, right, Morgan, What do you think we've heard from
the other ladies here on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
I don't want to say I think it's fine, but
I think it's fine on the guy's end. But then
also she's a pedophile, so like they're both true, thank you,
But it's not like, I mean, they can both be true.

Speaker 7 (01:50:28):
I don't think that was the scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
I don't think the guys can regret it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:30):
I'm not arguing that she's right, but I think i've
the P word isn't exactly accurate here either. It's legally,
it's legally appropriate, but it's not accurate. She's not she's
not interested in five year olds for well, but a
letter of the law and of the spirit.

Speaker 11 (01:50:45):
Speaking as a female, when you're in your twenties and
you look at it, sixteen year old kid, he looks.

Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
Like a child.

Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:50:57):
I had friends on the football team and we would
not get carded all the time. It's yeah, but that
was the seventies.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
Everybody I'm saying, you're twenty five is not you're super old.
And she's small.

Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
She's a Sami type like build wise, she's smaller.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
Yeah that. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
Here's another part is that one of the videos that
was captured, I don't know by who, having sex with
one of the students. The teacher was wearing a sweatshirt
that says Jesus loves you. I'm telling you three two three.

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Women love double standards until it goes against their opinions.

Speaker 5 (01:51:29):
It's not a double standard because women and women are different.

Speaker 4 (01:51:32):
Nope, all the same.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
Yeah, that's right, man's no.

Speaker 6 (01:51:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
So again, to be clear, I'm not saying what she
did was right, but I can't really see that.

Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
There was a quote victim.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
Either, because these kids, especially with.

Speaker 4 (01:51:47):
This new twist.

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
Yeah, well that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
I agree with that. Not really a victim by any
stretch of the imagination. But at the same token, she
doesn't have to give into the blackmail. She's doing only fans,
which is essentially anybody can access. And if they say, hey,
we're going to show your only fans, she could have
just said crap.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
I know why she wouldn't do that, because now that
is a dirty little slut, right, I mean, she's very
stupid to be a teacher with an only fan.

Speaker 7 (01:52:18):
Well, there's a lot of them apparently. They come up
in the news all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
Smash your pass, jef G. Smash back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
Yeah, back in the day when I was sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
Sure, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, Smash you're straight. But
like this, you heartbeat because most of these stories that
you were like, Ali, welcome back, says still Wednesday. For

(01:52:49):
some reason, it feels like we've done five shows to
really Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:52:53):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out.
The way Morgan has a sales opportunity. Oh if anybody
didn get one, Gina Sammy, any other basics out there.
What if anybody needs one of the new Trader Joe's
mini pastel striped totes. Oh and this goes for anybody

(01:53:17):
who's in the listening audience. Morgan will sell you one
for the low low price of one hundred dollars. Yeah,
for the mini toot. Hold up, how big we're talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:53:29):
It, Yain?

Speaker 7 (01:53:30):
Yeah, there are minis.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
What's one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:53:32):
Dollars value curently that could be yours resale market.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
I think it's around one hundred really on the street. Yeah,
I mean I was hoping Sammy Gina.

Speaker 7 (01:53:40):
Now my mom took off work to get me myne
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:53:44):
I don't pay resale for them.

Speaker 2 (01:53:46):
I'll give it to you for seventy five.

Speaker 7 (01:53:48):
No, you got to go to the Korean market. They're
the ones that are clamoring for them, really, yeah, because
they can't get them.

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
You see those what are those shoe stores menace where
they're selling like the the that they they shrink wrap
them back into just the resale stores, so it's all
resell those are all those those aren't new Uh see
those stores they.

Speaker 14 (01:54:10):
Don't have like skateboard decks in the window. Some shrink
wrap shoes, oh yeah. Some are are all brand new
are some are pre worn and being resold.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Yeah, precut, because with those you enter like a lottery
to win those shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Right sometimes when they first get uh released, like uh,
you'll be put in a lottery just to be able
to buy them.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Yeah. Yeah, So what you can do just shrink wrap it, okay,
keep it pristine, yeah, sell it on stock X easy.
Yeah yeah, easy. Well she's got she's got that. Also
just another reminder that she's selling her her socks and
her under that's.

Speaker 7 (01:54:47):
How you could package them and make it too hundred bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
I don't think my customers that are buying socks and.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
If anybody has any any advice for more And she's
kind of curious about peptides. You hear a lot people
mentioned peptide. We know about pet what you need?

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
The online marketing is working on me. I want them
so bad, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:55:11):
I listen to podcasts that talks about peptides all the time.
The tanning one, the daging.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
One, there's a glow one. There's a one I.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Don't understand how, like, what is it and how does
it work?

Speaker 3 (01:55:23):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Peptide?

Speaker 4 (01:55:24):
Is basically kind of like we're taking for the like
the zep bound it's pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
There's different options. But I want the syringe that you
shoot yourself up with. Yeah, okay, I feel like those
work better.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
Well you look cooler doing it that way too.

Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
The girls I see talking about them are really hot,
so I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
But so it's for weight loss, Well, there's so many
different styles, like again there's there's it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
Could be for athletes.

Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
They minic hormones, so whatever you need it for what?

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
So they're just hormones.

Speaker 7 (01:55:54):
Well there's like synthetic hormones.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Yeah, okay, synthetic hormones.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
I'm sure seas they're really good for you and not
a waste.

Speaker 6 (01:56:01):
And which one do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
The one for my skin tanning would be nice. They
have athletic ones that are supposed to like repair.

Speaker 7 (01:56:09):
So these are regulated so far.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
By the f d A, but I want I'm sure
they're amino acids, chains of amino acids. They're built together.

Speaker 7 (01:56:25):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
Amino acid.

Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
Yeah, that it affects you in different ways. Obviously it
makes you tan.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
Yeah, they that's the one. I keep on doing that
one sounds the most fake.

Speaker 6 (01:56:37):
Yeah, I mean only one way to.

Speaker 4 (01:56:39):
But a g l B one is a peptide.

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
It is yeah, turn okay, yeah, deetic hormone that stimulates
melanin production to darkened skin.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
Syringes are so in these days.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
That kind of like what mom. He says he didn't, right,
Michael Jackson says he did do anything to lighten his skin.

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
No, he definitely did, right, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
And well, if you can get to lighten, it makes
sense you can get them to. If that's the real
thing they have that back.

Speaker 7 (01:57:12):
Then, well they have skin lightning and whitening and brightening creams.

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Yeah, pump me with that melanin.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Honestly, get the right one. I'll do better at Vond's
quiz next time. You get the right one. All we
needed the whole time, said my partner does REDDA peptide
and has lost one hundred pounds.

Speaker 7 (01:57:32):
Oh yeah, the True tide.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
More fun than gonerrhea. I mean, I've had gone a
few times and I haven't had And that's gonna do
it for Wednesday. If you missed any part of the
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It's waiting for you a long the full archive, just
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(01:57:56):
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Well it was like tuesday. Wow, there was like a
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Speaker 6 (01:58:10):
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Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
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that people care so much and they want to get
to it. Yeah, but you know there's some days, like
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There was something recently where there was an issue and
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(01:58:34):
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Speaker 6 (01:58:41):
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Speaker 6 (01:58:57):
Yes, science will never know if butterflies want a tattoo
of a fat chick.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:59:07):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:08):
Yeah, it's you know, it's one of one of the
big mysteries out there. All right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, thanks so much for giving the Woodies Show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday.
Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:59:25):
S M D double M.

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
I quit this bitch.