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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Shell Insensitivity.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Good morning. Today is Tuesday. It
is July the seventh, twenty twenty six. We are the
Woody Show, Woody Greg Menace, Yeah, Jinigrad Sea bass is Sammy,
We got Morgan, Jeff g is year, we got see Vaughan,
dumbass Tyler, we got bored, We got Mengji Holm. Things

(01:06):
down the wood Show production department. Over there, phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send
us the text check in over to two to nine
eight seven. Look at all this stuff, the trending news headlines.
You know this and that things, things and stuff and whatnot.
With the birthdays to pornal birthday here in just a
few minutes. Hey, menace Today in history, I know you

(01:29):
love these my favorite and today especially today. In nineteen
forty seven, the alleged Roswell UFO incident occurred forty seven. Yeah, nineteen,
I'm saying nineteen forty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
I would have thought that was like seven late seventies.
Oh really, Yeah, I didn't think that alien stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Was that old time I would have picked you for
like the fifties.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Maybe maybe, don't you ever watch ancient aliens? Grade? They've
been here for a while.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
It was today.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
In nineteen twenty eight, sliced bread was sold for the
first time, I don't know by the Chili Cloth Baking
Company in Missouri, Wow, using a machine invented by otto
Frederick Rodweather, and it was described as the world's greatest
forward step in the baking industry since bread itself was first.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
How like what low standards they had.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And global forgiveness day?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh you guys, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I actually had a thought recently, you know that kind
of like these weird you know, when you have those
quiet moments and I'm like, you know what, I'm going
to try to be more forgiving. Really, you know, I'm
getting better at kind of well, what effect does this
person have on your life at all? And it doesn't
and they don't, but you're letting them hold so much,
you know, power In.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
A way, I kind of disagree. I think it's okay
to keep hating. There are two people in the world.
I don't I'm not a hater. I just I'm very
are you like easy going. There are two people in
the world that I hate and I'll never let go
of that.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
It's so crazier saying this because I just had a
discussion about this with a group of people really and
there's like, yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
It might have been the last thing they put in
the chemtrails. Well, we all had that same conversation. That's
what I thought thought control.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
We all came to the decisions like, yeah, it's okay
to hate people and have beats, but having uh, you know,
any time thinking about it is taken away from your life.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I don't sit around thinking about it until I think
about it. But until that person, when that thing comes
up or that situation, like then it's like oh man, yeah,
they just kind of get like oh yeah, I really God.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Does it any again?

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Does do anything positive for you? Because some hatred motivates
you to do.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Better or go harder.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
My life's pretty great, Yeah it is, you know what
I mean, and so like, and that's what you have
to kind of remind yourself, like you know, it's not
like uh, yeah, I don't know, it has no real effect.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yeah, I know what you mean, you don't think about
it until it comes up.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
If I don't with you, I don't f with you.
And that's it.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, exactly all right, eight seven seven forty four. What
he sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven Sam, he's already holding her sign up, so
we'll move things along.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Its shiver.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
We don't it's shiver and you know, we don't get what.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's a birthday for one of your favorites, Greg Oh,
Jim Gaffigan, he does rule.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's a cool guy. He's nice dude.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, Jim Gaffkin is sixty years old today.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
A good dramatic actor too, and he has like a
thousand kids.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Right, it's Ringo stars Verte Ringos eighty six.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
What bandit was?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ringo and mess Ringo star Ringo star the Beatles, The Beatles,
the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Would I just went to Abbey Road? He did?

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Michelle Kwan, the two time Olympic medallist. Yeah, the figure
skater is forty six. Tom Sandabal, you know that has
been Yeah that there's no hesitation.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Robbers like have a mustache. That's all I know about it. No,
but he never had a mustache. Well, he had one
for a little bit.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, he looked like a.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Sorrow.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
He's forty three.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I know.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
One of the other members just died from the village
people was the copy.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Is that his name?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I think so well, David Hodo, the construction worker. It's
his birthday. He's still with us seventy nine years excuse me,
seventy nine years old today, and you got to today's
porno birthday, which is Kenzie Reeves and today's birthday.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
She's been mounted more times than a flat screen tea
seventy nine fine insult films on her resume, including constructive
slutty behavior, but you wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Constructed obviously, don't waste time.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
She was banged until her eyes roll back. She was
in the Anal Awakening Volume one, Seducing Your Dad, Volumes
two an eight. She was in Lending Out her Labia
Volume one, just lending.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, I can't keep it.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
She was in Little Humpet, also scissoring after volleyball practice.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, she was in Diagnosis Squirter Yo, I really got
you get it's instead of a diagnosis murder. That's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And then who could forget her role in Nightmare on
wank Street, who's twenty nine years old today, and that's
your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Okay, I gotta confess I didn't get the diagnosis murder.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
Do you think now?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's funny? But when I hear squirt, it's cross.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Is the Woody Show and we're into another new hour
wood Greg. There's menace, Hi foundest follow us on social media,
look for It's at the Woody Show. Jena Grad is here.
She's got the trending news headlinch for this Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, it's all over for the US at the World Cup.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
The United States lost four to one to Belgium, So
I guess we still have a long way to go
when it.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
Comes to football.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
But we actually did Okay, this was the first time
the US made it to the second round of the
knockout round since two thousand and two. But that still
was not enough as far as fans were concerned. We
have some audio that from.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
Now one, every single child in the United States must
practice soccer for seven hours a day because that was
one of the worst US sporting events I have ever
watched in my life. Because they didn't just win for one,
they stomped us.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean well, every kid around the world
is playing it once they get out of the womb.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, except for us. What is this over?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
When is the World Cup.

Speaker 11 (07:47):
The unje right it is, yeah, the eighteenth and nineteenth
that weekend, right, there will be.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
The how some people had like an Olsen twins countdown.
Like it's like when the Olympics gets about halfway through,
you're like, all right, all right, we get it.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And this is at least twice as long as the Olympics,
when you have.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
No more skin in the game.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, when I was a kid, everybody played soccer.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, kids always play.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Talking about it. Most kids play.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Soccer, that's true, and they still do well. Also, yesterday
Spain beat Portugal one to nothing. So that's the last
World Cup game for Christiano Ronaldo. And today the knockout
round continues with Messi and Argentina versus Egypt and then
Colombia versus Switzerland. Well, Charlie Kirk's family has put out
a statement before the preliminary hearing saying.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
As well put out, yeah, I feel you.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
They're there to see justice, not revenge. They describe Kirk
as a devoted husband and father, and son and friend
and say they feel his.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Loss every day.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
They also ask people to remember him as a person,
not just a public figure. I Meanwhile, prosecutors will try
to convince the judge that there is enough evidence for
the case to move forward to trial. Is this something
we're worried about not happening.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
At this stage?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, I'm not sure how it all works.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Not either.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
God, It's like I could tell you what what a
what an eight ball was?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Such a good point.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, Like I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I know it's a drug thing and it's a measurement
or yeah whatever, like I have an eighth Yeah, people
talking like in you know, drug lingo or whatever, and
I don't know, and I do I have a sense
of pride in that, Like I just don't know. I
don't know a lot about a legal process, you know
what I mean as far as because I never lived it,
I couldn't tell you what it's like to be in jail.

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Like there's just things that I'm proud to not have
that experience.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
You know, There's things I'm very much not proud of,
like that when you look at a food label and
it says, Oh, this only has fourteen grams of sodium.
That's not bad, right.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
How do you know that?

Speaker 6 (09:40):
How do you know that?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Well, because at some point maybe you had an issue,
you had too much salt, and you had to look
and you had to maintain like underway you're about to
lose a tone. That's how you know that. But I
feel like the whole world understands it except me.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody like.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Eight grams of protein.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Everybody googles that.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Good.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yeah, right, I have we heard from this guy at all?
Has he said a word shut up?

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
But like when you ask about you know, I don't know.
I thought you okay, you got arrested. They have enough
that they charged you for whatever the crime, you know,
to be able to put you know, file the charges.
So yeah, then now there's a trial to turn whether
you actually did it or not.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Right now, like, oh, fingers crossed that we have enough
to go to trial, so we'll see. Well, a guy
in Florida is dead after a fight in a Walmart
parking lot over a parking space. So there's a video
of this whole thing and that the police released and
according to the report, this sixty two year old dude
got into it with this woman in another car again
over a parking spot.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
I get it, dude, the walmart, by the station, the
parking lot. It's insane crazy. It's so hard to get
a spot.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
But I don't know if you guys saw it in
this video. He goes up to her and then they
get in this big argument. And despite the fact that
the woman is clearly holding a gun like outstretched in
her arm and trying to move away from him, he
keeps moving toward her, and.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's when she shoots him. She's got the documen, she's
pointing at it, and she's backing up. There's no mistake.
I don't know what you're thinking. Yeah, he keeps moving
toward her.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
It's not a movie, dude.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
If I see somebody bring a gun out, I'm going
the opposite direction.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, you roll out the red carpet for that parking
spot for them.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Well, he was taken to the hospital. He later died.
The woman stayed at the scene. She put her gun
on a car nearby. She waited for the cops to
show up, and she cooperated with them. She said it
was in self defense. And since this is Florida with
the standard ground law. She hasn't been arrested.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, she's not going to get arrested.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Here's the thing. They keep trying to make a big
deal and lean into the fact this guy was a veteran. Okay,
thank you for your service. Right, the guy was a nurse. Okay,
cool apprecia, noble profession. It doesn't mean you don't do
stupid things. Of course, you're immune to making dumb decisions
when you get on the video. First of all, you're
getting into an argument with somebody in a parking lot

(11:50):
over a parking space. That person pulls a gun and
is pointing it at you and backing up, and you're
walking toward them.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't care any of other information.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Which you're again really trying to lean inteah to try
to have some sympathy for this guy. I'm having a
hard time finding any I heard.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
He did make a.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Wish too, Is that okay?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
What's that?

Speaker 8 (12:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Okay, yeah, he participated, got it? What's the no, that's
not okay?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
Like, the most I've ever done if somebody snagged my
parking spot is like give them a little beep or
maybe the finger and you move on.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, you just sit behind them, like you pull up
behind them before they even have a chance to get.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Of the car, and you sit there give a really
dirty look.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
I should try that one. Give a thumbs down. Well,
things aren't going so well at Xbox right now. Microsoft
cut three thousand jobs after some bad returns in their
video game development department and game.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Pass subscription services.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
According to their CEO, they said Xbox is operating at
three to ten times lower than their competitors, and in May,
Microsoft even began offering employees voluntary retirement buyouts. The news
gets worse for customers too. Xbox console prices are going
from one hundred to one hundred and fifty on August
first because of the rising cost of storage and memory components.

(12:59):
And I've followed this random guy on Instagram and he
was crying saying that his partner just got let go
from Microsoft and they're screwed, so iod like everybody.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Honestly, they're just streamlining right now. Because with all that said,
they also came out with their goal is to try
to get to a billion active users online at the
same time. So they're working on something. Yeah, yeah, and
I with GTA six, I'm sure they'll they'll hit that
mark without having to pay all these people.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Look every every industry, like there's no industry that's immune,
it seems right now, unless you run like maybe like
a funeral home, dentists, you know, things like that. But
like there's just a lot of shake up in the
radio industry. Like the company that we work for, iHeart,
just laid off a bunch of people. They're you know,

(13:49):
restructuring or whatever. They're doing, stream streamline whatever. And then
you know, the thing is like the people within the
radio industry act as if like we're the only ones
this is happening to. And then you read about Microsoft
forty eight hundred people. It's all industries, all industries are
going through these things. And I keep telling because I
have a lot of people that I know, our friend
Tony the Whipping Boy got caught up in one of

(14:11):
these things. I go, man, the thing is like you like,
it's not just happening to one space and one industry.
And the thing I think everybody And I keep this
in mind all the time for myself because I mean
I've been through a number of times where I've been
either fired or the station gets sold or they flip
formats or whatever. Your job is, your number will be
called at some point for whatever. Who knows your fault,

(14:33):
not your fault, whatever your job is.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
To be ready.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's why networking is important. It's always like, maybe not
in a personal relationship, you know, a boyfriend girlfriend kind
of thing, but in a professional sense, you should always
have a back burner going always, always have a person
you could pick up the call, break glass in case
of emergency and call them and have something you know,
even if it's not right now, going him in.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
If mind, Yeah, if if planets.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Ever aligned, you know, we should we should work together
or I would I would love to work with you.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh yeah, cool?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Hey you know what man? I just heard you got
let go? Hey are you still interested? Or hey I
just got let go? Is there anything going on? Like
you keep these lines of communication open your job or
to save if you're that close to like maybe like
a retirement. Is anybody ready to retire or able to retire?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Please?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
But like to get yourself in a position over time.
Don't spend money on dumb things. Put your money away,
be prepared. The closer you get to a retirement age.
Spend less on frivolous things. And more on getting yourself
set up, because there's a lot of that too, where
a company, you know, they start doing these cuts and
you're sixty years old or fifty eight years old.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I got to have my toepath.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
You know, I'm saying, you're fifty.

Speaker 12 (15:43):
Eight years old, and it's it's not as.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Easy to start over. Not impossible, but not as easy.
So your job is to make sure that you're ready
when your number is called. And that's the advice I
always give as someone who's been through it a number
of times, and that's why I always try to keep
myself in a position it's like cool, I don't want
to be anywhere that I'm out wanted, but when that
time comes, I'm gonna be ready. Yeah, I'm not fooling
myself with the company saying we're a family.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
No we're not.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
No, No, we're not. They may like you may, but
you know, at some point you're not going to be
of use to them and that's it, and then that's
where the family ends. You go overboard.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Yeah yeah, Well, if you have or had YouTube TV,
direct TV stream or Fubo TV, you could be eligible
for part of a fifty million dollars settlement involving Disney.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, listen up, I'm rich.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Okay, the lawsuit claim Disney helped drive up the cost
of live TV streaming services. Now, they deny any wrongdoing,
but they did agree to settle part of the case.
So to qualify, you must have subscribed to one of
these services between April first, twenty nineteen and March thirty
first of this year. Eligible YouTube TV and DirecTV stream
customers should have also received a letter or an email

(16:49):
with this like unique ID to file a claim, and
you have until September eighth to submit your claim online
or by mail. And finally, some drama between neighbors is
getting a lot of attention now that this video went viral.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Is something to be.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hold, right.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It's is the woman that's like trying to eat the
other woman's legs. He's drying on her. It's these two chicks.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
One is literally biting the other woman's leg like it's
a piece of chicken.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
This is redneck news, dude.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
So the women are neighbors. There's no word on what
the beak was about, but the argument obviously escalated. And
then there's this one chick.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
She just sunk her.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
On the ground ground and she sunk her teeth into
the side of this other chicks calf.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, here's what that sounds like.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
How wheel press charging your face.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'll put a bullet right between.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Your wi.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, I thought that was going to be area. One
of the woman who's like gnawing on the other woman's
leg like a piece of chicken. She looks like one
of the thousand pounds system.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
She was hung and the one who was being bitten,
what she was like holding a pit bull over her. Yeah,
it's it's.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Just it's so trashy.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
And now somebody did say in the comment section that
this is quote just neighbors being neighbors in the hood,
so you know that could be part of it.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Who knows it is just a friendly squabble. All right,
well that's what's going on with all right.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Thank you very much. Quick break more what he showed next?

Speaker 12 (18:38):
What s.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
We were talking about this recently about different things that
you remember from childhood, you know, foods or different things,
movies maybe you know, maybe I just saw it was
Independence Day was on.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Uh huh. I like it. It's pretty dumb, right, It's.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
So dumb, and I love Jet says, A, when's the
last time you watched it?

Speaker 6 (19:03):
I pretty much watched it every year, but you do.
I would have watched it this year, but I was
not around.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
It was on and I loved that movie. I really,
I really did, and I watched it this time. It
was just on TV as we're hanging out with my
dad and everybody, and uh, dude, they murder aliens.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
They punched them in the face.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
It was so Yeah, when they have the alien, they
have the alien on the table and they're gonna do
like basically the autopsy kind of thing and just like
the I don't know, it was so it was so corny.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Is that Will Smith? I've never seen it? Yeah? Is
that the one where he said welcome to Yeah?

Speaker 13 (19:34):
Is that that?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
And then they upload the computer virus into the alien
ship to bring it down. Just upload a virus. They're
so smart, right, but they smart but they don't have
Norton and so smart.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Because they're from far away.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Because they're from far away.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
That makes you smart.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
So like, to me, I don't know, it's a popular
and I loved it at one point.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I did.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
To me, it just it just didn't hold up. Yeah,
but you know, maybe it's just so, or maybe it's
a whatever. Like my wife loved New Kids on the Block,
still does, but does it still rule?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
She is right.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
There's things that you like as a kid that once
you become an adult and you haven't been exposed to
it for a while ago.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Wow, I can't believe I ever.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Liked it got it objectively as an adult.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yeah, So for this, does it hold up? We are
looking at foods from our childhood. Oh sweet, now, Jeff, guh,
he's collected and we contributed to a couple of different
things to this. I know, Gina, you bought some stuff.
I bought a couple of things. Jeff, you bought some stuff.
And these are all things that we remember from childhood.
And the question is does it hold up now? Some

(20:43):
of these things people as adults we still eat. I'm
looking at this and I can only I only see
one thing on here. I think it's the first thing.
We're going to try. One thing on here that I
have had in the past, I don't know, thirty years really, yeah,
everything else on here. Now, there's one thing I've had,
but it was was I don't know about a year ago.
That's it. No, it wasn't even there. I think it

(21:04):
was more like, oh man, I used to love these.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Okay, I saw that.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I saw the display at the store and I picked
one up. Remember I hadn't had hamburger helper and front.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Well that's what I was thinking. It was.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
No, it's something else, but I mean the Hamburger helper
still bomb.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Hamburger helpers still that was still good. A couple of
years ago, got a can of Man which for sloppy jokes, I.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Still love me, yeah, which shows up at our house.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Loved him as a kid.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's right in like the canned food.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Very sweet.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
It's so gross it's sweet. Does not hold up. Oh no,
I thought it was great. I had it not that
long ago.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
The Man, which I said, I still think is good.
The Hamburger helper is still good.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Good helper is good. I haven't help my mom. That's
a childhood thing.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
My mom used to make tuna noodle cast at the time. Yeah,
it's like with those big wide egg ribbon noodles.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
With the special k on the top, or you know,
the corn flakes.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
She used to use bread crumbs like butter buttered bread
crumbs and bread crumb breadcrumbs melt butter pouring the balls
start up, so creates that kind of like crumble thing
and spread it on the top and baca, yeah, ritz crackers,
you can do with that too.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
I feel like we own apology to certain foods, like
cast roll gets about my favorite rules and then meat
loaf rules gets made fun.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Of meat looks good?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
All right, so Jeff the first thing. And I have
tried this in you know, as an adult and somewhat
recently Aggle waffles number one, number one. The question is again,
does it hold up?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Smells good?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
It does smell good as an adult.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Now we're just gone like dry and fine with syrup.
M you some butter.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
At a breakfast where two people out of the breakfast
with pancakes and waffles and they don't put syrup.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't say that's weird, weird, weird. You should be
able to judge this better. This waffle to me is sweet.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
It is a sweet taste.

Speaker 14 (23:09):
It is I agree, Why it it's already sweet?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
What about butter to make it?

Speaker 6 (23:17):
Damn yeah, make it damn yeah. I wonder like how
the Aggle waffle sales were during the height of Stranger Things,
because that is such a big part.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Of I'm sure it helped.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I think the Aggle waffle does hold up?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Is it? Is it?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Well? Again, we're looking at a waffle that is frozen
and you put it in the toaster, not one. You're
using the waffle iron for it. So it's going to
be it's not going to be the same as you know,
going to a breakfast place and getting a fresh waffle.
They just grow up. But it's basically just as good.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's good. It's good.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
I guarantee you this is part of somebody's weekly routine
that's listening right now.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Sure, yes, of course.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
But act like I don't know. It's like falling off
you know.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
No, it's good. I see thumbs up, it holds up.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
I give it basically a ten. It's fantastic four four,
But does it hold up?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Doesn't hold up? No?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
God, no, you wouldn't eat this.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, Like if I was a kid, this would be
the treat of all treats. Now, I'm like, I'll pass.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
But if you're like woke up on a Saturday morning, No,
you look, you're like, yeah, I want something, I want
a bawl cereal the freezer and you sell some Aggle
waffles and you passed.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I don't want it tripping tripping. You change, Yeah, I
have changed. I think.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
I have one of those stupid drawer freezers. Yeah, I
guarantee you. I think there's Aggle Waffles in there. I
just don't see them, you know, everything on top.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I don't think we buy the name brand because the
kids burn through them.

Speaker 15 (24:45):
Man.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Oh yeah, we get the store brand, like buttermilk. I
don't these yeah about the same. And also they sell
like frozen pancakes that the kids like. Those are They're
pretty good. The ones from Trader Joe's are yeah a plus.
I've got the ones from Trader But the ones that
just the regular ass grocery store, you know, those are good?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Are those the generic that sell like that giant sleeve
of hash Browns.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
They come in like a cellphane like package. There's like
two stacks in the package of the pancakes and they're
wrapped just.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Like a plaid. There's not they're in a box. Yeah,
they're good. They're good.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Anyway, overall, re embody the room suffered, Gina. Aggle Waffles
do hold up thumbs up?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Now this other item that we have here in round
number one of does it hold up food Edition is
a beverage. Now, I haven't had this, Oh my god,
it's gotta be forty years.

Speaker 11 (25:35):
Yeah, probably since middle school. But man, as soon as
I cracked it open, it smelled like childhood.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's so good the smell of it.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Jeff g what do we have here?

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Sunny Delight?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
As a kid, I loved sonny d.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Okay, that would be my first sip of Snny Delight
ever had before my mom bought that.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Remember those? I guess they were made of cardboard. Was
little canisters with the concentrate. Have to mix it with
water for the ou.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Juice we had.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
We never got.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
This was like not orange juice. This is orange drinks.
This was for the multi millionaire kids.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Really yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I never associated with like rich kids by.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Your own jugged orange juice.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
This was the kids that drank Sunny Delight. Was that
came from the houses that had HBO?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Are you serious? Big time big?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Because this Sonny D was the brand. But like the
the orange drink thing was, it was huge.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
I don't know, like you get the little grenade barrel things.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Remember those little plastic bottles had the foil top to them.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
They looked like.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Little barrel like plastic barrels, and they were like grapes,
and there was.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
The orange, red, red, and green.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah you don't see the flavor, you say.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I think my mom bought those one time, and then
we re used those little bottles until I was a
senior in high school.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
A sunny D and my refrigerator. I have hard sunny D.
They make like of course.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
To hear about that.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, all right, So here we go, Greg, your first
sip ever of sonny D. See that's good.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I thought it would taste kind of chemically or.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Oh no, it's smooth. That's really imber.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I hate.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I haven't really Okay, we'll come back to that. Okay,
I have not had sunny D, Like I said, it's
got to be forty years.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I loved it, though. Wow, let's see if it holds up.
Hold on here, that's restaurant. That's good. Oh that's so good.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
That's really good. It's really good.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
It tastes more like regular orange juice than I remember. Yeah,
doesn't it.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
It tastes like straight sugar to me.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
But it's so very sweet orange juice.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
And I disagree with you one thousand percent on the
no pulp thing, Greg, I get I get the what
is that simple simply whatever it's called, yeah, simple whatever,
whatever that brand is, I get that, and I get it.
With the most pulp juice they have like light, they
have meatia whatever. The dark it's like a dark red

(28:10):
thing on the top.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
That is. That's the one I go for. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, Tang was another big at the same time, like yeah, tang,
I bet.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
I bet that would be gross today?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Is good? Is it?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
And that's the one that they always said, like you
know Astronauts had.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, they developed it.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
It's basically kool Aid is shockingly good.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
It's a weird adjective for orange juice. But it is creamy.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, like I said, smooth, smooth.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (28:36):
I remember being thicker as a kid. I thought it
was going to be thicker. I thought I wasn't gonna
like it. This is really good.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
On the pulp thing, Greg, you know I like about pulp.
It means fresh to me, like like cilantro.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I gonna tell I was just gonna tell you that,
like the cilantro of juice, call like.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Cilantro for me, Like it like tastes fresh, so dum. Yeah,
slaughter is in something fresh to favor, Yeah, and that
to me is pulp in juice. Yeah, it's fresh. I'll
take it either way. But my mom loves the poll
to Greg, and you're basically eating your orange totally.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's weird. It's weird, like that much pull that she
likes it.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
I don't know what I just do, jumping on everything.
But this doesn't taste like straight up medicine to anyone else.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, no, I thought it would.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Oh man, God must be drugs.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Well that's a given.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'm saying, too much botox in your brain or something.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
My god, going over there?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
No, I go waffle. No, Sonny D and.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Greg, whatdy? It's not sweet for you? Is good? Good smooth?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I say it holds up. Greg's never had it before,
but he likes it. New fans, I still drink. Holds up,
holds up, holds up.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
There you go, Sonny D.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Now I know what it's like to be a millionaire child.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Well, so far, we're two for two on does it
hold up? We have some other rounds that will be
coming up throughout the morning, and uh, we'll see how
those go. This next round.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm looking forward to Spaghettios.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
I'm not looking for that really.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
It seems like something you would and then and then
a sweet treat. Okay, yeah, so that'll be in the
next round. We'll do that next hour the show.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
And that video that we.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Were discussing in the Genus News about the neighbors, the
two neighbor ladies who got into it, pull of white trash,
redneck news stuff.

Speaker 16 (30:27):
Uh sturb that just the clip is this big fat
white chicken is gnawing on the neighbor lady's leg like.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
A he's a chicken.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Will pressed target hit it. I'll put a bullet right
between your will.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I like the yeah bitch thing that Yeah, I noticed
that listener is using that more on the text.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
I always find it funny when a woman calls another
woman a bitch.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah bitch, Yeah that bitch fu yeah clip obviously from
Breaking Bad.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, yeah bitch.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
And then the other the other one that I've noticed
has picked up some steam is uh. You know how
people say like by Felicia, but from this show, it's
like you feel me, Greg. They'll say something like you
just over the top, just total sarcastic tongue in cheek,
and then someone will text something over and then they'll
end it with you feel me, Greg? Yes, I agree,

(31:40):
You're not talking to somebody named Greg again, like saying bye, Felicia.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
You feel me, Greg? You feel me? I do?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I do, because there's anybody in here that's gonna laugh
at the other stupid stuff that I find funny.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's gonna be Greg.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
You know, you know, I know I can always count
on Greg.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Oh my god, even if I don't agree, I feel it,
you know.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, that's so funny. Man, it was going down, dude.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Speaking of another drama, This thirty year old woman in Maryland,
she's in trouble. She didn't get her taco bell fast enough.
She was waiting for her order. Okay, I get it,
and she got fed up because it was just taking
too long. So she starts arguing with the employees. That
got her nowhere. She started to start talking some more trash,
like you know, you know, level up a little bit,
that will speed things up. It didn't, so she stepped

(32:29):
up again. She got verbally abusive. So now she's one
from just like talking trash, now she's being verbally abusive. Yeah,
that didn't work, so she flashed her gun. Oh, cops called.
They came arrested her. She's been hit with a bunch
of charges and menace. She's been given a lifetime ban
from Taco Bell. Why even live?

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Why go on? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
No more Taco Bell.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
What would you consider quote too long for your order?
I mean if it's even if it's five minutes?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah wait, I don't. Yeah, this whole impatience thing that
I think like Sea Bass, for sure, it's more performative, agreed,
you know, like because he's the whole thing about like
I don't even accept change. I throw it on the
ground because it saves time.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Like I don't know where he is.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I think he's running anyway. If if you're here, seas
you're in the office, come on it. But yeah, he doesn't, right,
It's like I said, that's that part is more And
here's why.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Because he is intelligent and intellectual, he should have the
maturity to wait five minutes for a meal.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, okay, So he and I traveled Sea Bass and
I traveled to Atlanta for a thing. It's fine, it
was fine. As soon as he got on we got
on the plane. I flew us first class, right, and
as soon as he got on the plane, it's like
six in the morning, and he's like, uh, yes, I'll
have a Champagne will take off what.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
He pretends to be fancy.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
He goes off the champion. I'm like serious, Champagne goes.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, yeahs for you. There are no clocks when it
comes to flying. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
So then you know he lived in Atlanta for a
long time and I'm like, hey, man, I'm looking for
at some point while we're here, I would like to
go to like a total southern breakfast Oh yeah, kind
of place like I don't care where it is or whatever. Anyway,
he made this suggestion. It happened to be right by
where we were staying the hotel that we were at
separate rooms. In case you're wondering, I was you feel me,

(34:34):
Greg Boo. Anyway, Uh, we get there and it's busy
because it's a morning. It's like a you know whatever, Friday,
Saturday or whatever. Yeah, breakfast spot.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
We get there and the woman at the desk says
it'll be ten minutes.

Speaker 17 (34:48):
Okay for a super popular great that's He's like nope,
and he like doesn't say, I don't know, what do
you think, just goes nope and then turns around and
walks out.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
So in the time it took for him to find
another place to eat.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
That's what I was telling for another hour. I'm like,
well where else where else?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
What's around here? What else is around here that's gonna
that's going to see you in less than ten you
know what?

Speaker 18 (35:10):
You know?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Like it's called like the flying biscuit or something that
we heard of that place.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, yeah, of course we've ate there together. We've ate there,
We ate there. You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah,
we've ate there, we ate that, we've seen there.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
We've seen it at the place that he didn't wait,
I want to wait.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
At Oh was it the same place?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (35:27):
See Greg, intelligence and maturity I do not think go
together all the time, But this makes sense.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
That's the formula more. Yeah, if you are intelligent slash
mature slash intellectual person, Yeah, wouldn't you just have the
fortitude to wait ten minutes?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
So there's like another I think it was like maybe
even at the hotel.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Yeah, there's another restaurant like right across from that one.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, we walked in there. Well, how long is the
wait after this is after the spending like you know,
five minutes trying to figure out what else was around. Yeah,
then we walked to the other place, sat down, and
like it would have been like an extra four minutes
have we waited for the place that he recommended?

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yeah, and that other place is trash. It was empty.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
That sounds like the logic of an idiot.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yes, yeah, but like I like, I just don't like
I value my time to a certain degree. But when
it comes to like a meal quality, like I'm not
trying to make it like a Menace an F one
pit stop totally, Like, let's see, we've designated this time
to have a meal.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, this is the event.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Like what are you rushing away to do?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Now, I don't know that's a question for like Menace
and Sea Bass because they're they're the two were the
most guilty. I can't be here any more than five second.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Yeah, yeah, I do have the patients the size of
a fleece penis. But ten minutes is nothing crazy to me.
I would I would say when they say forty five minutes,
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I'm on saying it depends where you are, Like where
you're at, is it a Friday night? Yeah, I'm how
long it's going to take to get to the other
place that we're going to go, and what's the weight
going to be? Like there?

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Yeah, definitely doing the math from my head, I'm like, Okay,
well let's say it's a thirty minute wait. Well, but
it's time I go figure out another spot. Blah blah blah.
It's gonna be the same amount of time, so then
I'll just wait.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Ten minutes is nothing, Yeah, it just cuts you.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
The time wasting stuff that drives me nuts is when
you know the meal is done and you're just waiting
for somebody to come back around so you could pay
the bill and get out. Like that's the time waster
that I don't like. Well, I'll go find me nobody
likes it, but I'm saying like, that's the one that
annoys me.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
See, I think it's performative to sit in your chair
and wait like you're in kindergarten. I'll just be like
I will go get them, Like I don't need to
sit here and wait like a child.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
My thing when it comes to eating, like not every
meal needs to be an event.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
No, and most of its just fast food.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
But this woman losing her mind at the taco bell
and yet how long would that be?

Speaker 12 (37:44):
Now you're never get to talk about possibly is too long.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
You're so heated and now you're pulling a gun, going
to jail over it.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
But I do have people in my life that every
single meal has to be like this planned out thing.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
No, every meal is not going to a restaurant that
has cloth naped.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
But you literally said, where is a great breakfast place?
That's the thing I want to do? Yeah, this is
the highlight. Yeah, this wasn't a grab. Yeah, he screwed
you man again.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Eventually I forgot because we did go that ended up
going back, but it was with Menace. It was like
the following year or whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
He came there.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, we had the same the same event again, and
so Menace and I went to say we.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
In there or what we we?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
We came there? So we in there?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yes, we in there eating there? And there are you serious?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Show is there?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Showy? We welcome into the studio. He is our friend,
he has our guest, he has Greg Fitzsimmons. Yay, it's good.
How are you good to see?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
It's good to be here, it really is.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I can tell by your facial expression and your tone.

Speaker 13 (38:54):
You know, serve in Venice Beach and uh and uh,
you know, I love coming on the show, but seven
I is excessive.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
It's aggressive.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
It's aggressive.

Speaker 13 (39:04):
Yeah, So then I can't sleep because the show means
a lot to me, and I want to be I
want to be sharp, I want to be fresh. And uh,
you know, I do the riddle in around four thirty,
and then a couple of bumps around.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Six fifty, like whatever's handy, whatever's handy.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
I just have white powders, yeah, like coffee creamers. USh
them up to coffee creamers. And and then you know
this pository is like those don't those I can't. I'm
out with the riddle in the same way. So I
get here and I don't. I don't know where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
But it's a more direct hit when you do ticket
that way. Oh my god, storms quicker.

Speaker 6 (39:42):
Yeah, say they have pet tides now they can take.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
Oh right, yeah, No, I don't live in Austin.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
You're not the first person. Now.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
The guys in Austin, I really feel like they're they're
like the what is the Pinocchio or you know, what's
the one where they won't grow up?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Peter Pan.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
It's like Peter they want to be on the island
of Peter Pan.

Speaker 13 (40:03):
Yeah, you know anything that they you know, no uh,
no stero, no voxes, but literally every other yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Like hgh yeah, yeah, let's do them. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Well, you're not the first guess to say something about
like a like a seven am like arrival time or whatever.
But here's here's the reason for that. And because the
seven am and the eight o'clock hour are our prime hours.
This is like we have the most people listening in
those two hours. So I want to give you a
prime spot. If you want to come in later, you can,

(40:38):
but I want to give you a good spot. That's
what it's all about. Kevin Smith, Yeah, Kevin Smith said
something too.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
He's like he never went to bed well as you know.
And then I said no, but really, because we like you.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
If we didn't like you, we you know whatever, you
can just come in like LA nine. Yeah yeah for
the last ten minutes of the show.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Yeah, don't joke, don't Joe coy me.

Speaker 15 (40:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I liked.

Speaker 13 (41:01):
Once I'm here, I'm happy. And it's always say what
a team.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I feel like about like plans, general plans like that.
My wife and I will make plans we have we
have plans for Friday night. We're going to a dinner
with friends, and it's gonna be great because we love
these people and we look forward to getting out and
you know, away from the kids and having a dinner.
But the entire time of the week or you're looking
at all the stuff you have going on that week ago, Man, Friday,

(41:26):
we have that dinner. Basically, it's nothing you don't want
to do it, but it's one of those like because
you like you're saying, like you like coming on the
show and everything, but it's the build up. It's the
you know, wouldn't be great just to be in you know,
your pj's on a Friday night, just kicking it on
the couch after a long week of work and things.
But man, the minute you're like in the car and
you're on your way to the restaurant and when you

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get there, you're like, man, this is great.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Do you have any energy with the female and the
other couple?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Like do you yeah? Yeah? What you mean?

Speaker 8 (41:59):
I mean, is there any flirtation with another couple? No,
not like that the couple there could be a little
bit of a vie because it's a safe space to feel.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Nothing like, Yeah, it's not like that. These these are
just holemies.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Does she look like what's do you keep saying? What's
that I'm asking your question?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Well, no, because I'm just I'm trying to understand the context.
The context is, but do I have a crush on her?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Like physically?

Speaker 13 (42:27):
It's it's more subtle than that when it's a foursome. Yeah,
because and you start thinking about would I be comfortable
with this man making love to my wife?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
You sund like somebody who's really pushing a swinging agenda.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Agenda.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
I don't swing, but mentally I do gymnastics.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Man.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Now, I just know, don't go to a dinner. Don't
bring my wife to a dinner.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
Your wife is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
She is. She's a cutie.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
And I accused you of.

Speaker 13 (43:01):
Meeting her later in your life when you were already famous.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
We go way back way before I really did much
of anything. But we also lived in her parents' house
because I got a radio job that I lost, and uh,
her mom looked like what her mom looked like like
a like a it's crazy, you know, they say, like, oh,
you want to see what your future looks like, look
at the mother saw it. I see pictures of my

(43:29):
mother in law and it looks like my wife today.
It's crazy. I mean it's crazy like that. No, not
not that she's We've nicknamed her anti frail because she's
very small and very petite, and she talks very quietly
and she moves her hands alone when she speaks. I'm like,
my wife is very much the opposite of like loudmouth.

(43:50):
But uh yeah, it's that's what she's going to look like. Yeah, yeah,
well that's good.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
I want to pose that question, Gina. If you go
out to dinner with another couple, is there a vibe
I would have never.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
No saying that.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I don't think so unless that.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Was the head.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
It's just sort of.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
And you're but also there. But what he has no
clue when somebody is interested? Now, were you ever were
ever good?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Like when you were single? We're every good at picking
up like somebody was like, you know, into you or
flirting with you. Oblivious. I'm oblivious.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, I'm not good at it.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
They can have their mouth on me.

Speaker 19 (44:29):
Like I don't know, yeah yeah, with gay guys, like
I will literally be on a couch pants down and
be like you know he's not into me.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, it's just being polite.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
Gay guys are so polite.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
But have you met a gay guy that doesn't want
to sleep with you?

Speaker 13 (44:58):
Yeah, my buddy O'Neill. You ever read the book Chaos
by Tom O'Neill?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Read a book he got there? You don't read books.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I want to read books. I buy books thinking, oh,
that sounds like a really good book, and I buy
it and then it sits there audio books there's a
better chance.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (45:15):
But he wrote a book about the Manson murders called
Chaos Sweet, and he wrote it for twenty years. And
when I say wrote it, not one of those people
that like, you know, screwed off and wasted like he
was my neighbor in New York City. We lived in
Little Italy and then we lived in Venice Beach together
for the last ten And he wrote it and then
he got on the He.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Put it out.

Speaker 13 (45:38):
First, he got sued for not handing it in time,
and then he had to go through all anyway, he
put it out and I got him on the Joe
Rogan Show.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
And it's been on the New York Times Bestsettl list
for like three years.

Speaker 13 (45:48):
Damn and he just testified in front of the Senate
and he does he's gay, and we've never there's never
been any flirtation, never been.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
And the energy.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
He's a good looking guy.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
But you say this like it's almost like I can't
believe in it. This is almost impossible. This never happened. Disappointing, Yeah,
you disappointed. He might be a little bummed to do.

Speaker 13 (46:13):
I mean it makes you feel like you're not in shape,
because like a woman might crush on a guy who's
got a paunch. Like I'm in good shape, I'm gay,
I'm gay adjacent.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Yeah, you know, like the hair is tight.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Cologne, Yeah, it's good. Just speaking of the Manson murders,
I just saw something Danny tray Hoe he met Charles
Manson in jail and he was telling the story and
it was it was pretty I do have a cliphold.
This is Danny Treyjo talking about Charlie.

Speaker 15 (46:47):
Wasn't the guy that you saw on the TV special.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
It's like five ft four.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Five foot five, little scrawny, poor.

Speaker 15 (46:56):
Kind of like a bum Really, he had a string
for a belt. He tied his pants with a string
because he could afford a built. Some of the prisoners
were going to take advantage of him, because the advantage
of anybody it's small. And we found out that he
could hypnotize you, so we we let him sleep in
front of our cell, you know, to make sure that

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nobody had hurt him.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, because yeah, Danny Treo was in jail. Yeah, you know,
but got a colorful.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
In front of their cell. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (47:25):
Well Manson in the book, Uh, it's and this is this,
he's a real journalist. Manson was they used mind control
the CIA, you know, Council Pro. Yeah, that that program
used LSD to do mind control on Manson and they
orchestrated the murders. And that's it's not a conspiracy theory.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
It's all proven. Well, first of all, we know that
Council Pro used LSD for mind control, and they did.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Like a bunch of experiments where they were trying to
train military members to be able to read the minds
of our enemies. And they are yeah, get like uh
you know, like clairvoyant, sir, just be able to Okay,
Kim Jong un is you know, like yeah, so yeah,
they load them up with these different drugs and hook
them up with these different machines trying to see if
they can get.

Speaker 13 (48:10):
Imagine what an interviewer you would be if you could
do mine control on your guests. Yeah, you get to
meet more in here and have her talking about three
ways yellow.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, dude, it sounds like you might need to jerk
off or something and having pretty.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Horned up the time right just above waste level.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Well, Greg Fitzimmons is here. You can find them on
social media at Greg Fitzsimmons. That's Instagram. His website fitsdog
dot com, which is where you can get information and
tickets to his shows. He's going to be in Oxnard
on Saturday, actually Oxnard Levity Live, and then Sunday at
the Mamba in Huntington Beach. He'll be in Pittsburgh another
one of our fine Woodies show markets July twenty fourth

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and twenty fifth, and again you can get information and
all that stuff by going to fitzdog dot com. You
can also find his his fits dog podcast, the Sunday
Papers podcast on all the podcast platforms wherever you find
your favorite podcast.

Speaker 13 (49:10):
Now do you have this giant lod it's too big
and I'm not laughing?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
The Hooty Show, what's the I think I've seen like
a clip on on social media. But the Sunday Papers
podcast that you do, Greg, Like, so, what exact? You
just gotta going through the paper that talking about let's
in the news with your friends or.

Speaker 13 (49:28):
Yeah, it's my buddy Mike Gibbons. We've been best friends
since college. Yeah, and just totally secuitut pass that we
both took.

Speaker 8 (49:36):
He was in editing and promos.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
I was doing stand up and then now he's he
created Norms last show, he created Spades last show.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
He's a big showrunner.

Speaker 13 (49:46):
And uh so we started doing reading the paper, front page, section,
business section, entertain and we do jokes from the week,
okay and h and it's huge.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
It's blowing up.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
I get pressured all the time from the company, like, oh,
what do you need to have your own podcast separate
of the Woody Show. It's because it's the big you know,
it's the it's the big thing today papers the big sure,
but it's the big like corporate push and that's the problem.
It's like, man, what would be I pour all my
ideas into this show?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
You know, I mean like the one that pays the bills?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Now start over.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
That's that's I like that premise. I thought it was
fun just because he's so random and weird, like Bert
his open tabs idea that he does from time to time,
or he just because he does. He never closes out
the tabs on his on his browsing, he looks up
some crazy dumb stuff.

Speaker 13 (50:36):
Yeah, but the last section we do is the Sunday
Funnies because I've got a huge crush on Blondie.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Oh oh my god, what twenty twenty six even today,
Like it wasn't like a childhood like kind of crush.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
I think it started as a childhood thing.

Speaker 13 (50:52):
But like you just look at her now and she's
got these like bowling pin calves and a huge swelling bosom.
She's always got these low cut shirts and she and
she just presents to Dagwood all the time. And this guy,
he's such a freaking loser. He just cares about sandwiches.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
He sleeps with donut pajamas.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Just how did he get her?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
How does he keep her?

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Maybe he got her?

Speaker 8 (51:19):
But how does he keep her?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Question?

Speaker 13 (51:22):
Because you know why look at the neighborhood herb that's
that's the neighbor.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh yeah, the other option.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Yeah, he was always borrowing shears because.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
That was the thing back in the day, like most
people would go, like kids especially, we go and we
look at the comic trips in the paper. You get
the sports section and you get the comics, and that's
the stuff that we would I would read straight. And
those were different than the comic book nerds at you
won't even call him nerds, but the comic book guys
at the time who were reading The Spider Man and

(51:51):
all those kind of comics. You were just reading like
you know, Snoopy and Garfield, like yeah, all the Circle Family.
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, things like that. I like, I
like the idea that the Fitz Dog podcast. I mean,
you've interviewed just a ton of people. You're actually really
you're a really good interviewer. Oh thank you, and like

(52:12):
I admire people who have you have a natural ability
for it.

Speaker 13 (52:16):
Well, you know what as funny is this what my
dad did for a living. Really, my father was one
of the biggest radio guys in New York.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
My whole life is Howard Stern.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
No, Howard Stern.

Speaker 13 (52:26):
Howard Stern used to go after my dad all the time.
You d's name Bob Fitzimmons.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Bob Fitz.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I have heard the name, and I grew up in Jersey.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
Dad, yeah, w W and uh so coming up?

Speaker 6 (52:39):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
And then I got asked to do that.

Speaker 13 (52:40):
And then my father died and Howard was very magnanimous
and gave a very long eulogy about my dad and
what he meant to him and how he was like
the most light guy in radio.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
It was very sweet. Probably why Howard went after him, Well.

Speaker 13 (52:54):
He went after him because he went after everybody who
was above him. Sure, don Imus and gene Clave and Williams,
after all those friends. Yeah, funeral, Oh my god, what
was the guy in Philly? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
And so but Howard's got so much guilt over all
that stuff. He's completely changed from the person he everybody
changes to a certain.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Bella's wife killed him, killed herself after the funeral.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, yeah, that was dark stuff.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
So anyway, then Howard asked me to come on his show,
and I felt very mixed about it because my mom
to this day hates Howard Stern. And he asked me
to come on, and I was like, uh. I was like,
all right, I'll do it. And then like the night
the day before I was going on, they were in
reruns and they played an old episode of Howard making

(53:49):
fun of my father, and.

Speaker 8 (53:51):
I was like, I couldn't sleep that night. I was like, oh,
this is an ambush.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
He's gonna come.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
And then I came on and it was just it
was a coincidence. He was I couldn't have been nice.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I'll just say Howard's a great guy. I worked at
that station in New York years ago, and as a
guy who grew up when he was still on afternoons
on w NBC. My mom telling me, you're not allowed
to listen to this man. I had no idea why.
I remember we were in her powder blue Chrysler le Baron.
I could point to, you know that X on the
street in Dallas where you took your thumbs up photo

(54:22):
Sammy JFK got assassinated, and I could put an AX.
I could put an X on the pavement where we were,
where that car was when my mom told me, and
I was like, oh, So I'd come home after school.
I was a latch key, right, So I'd come home
and I'd turn on Howard Stern and I wanted to
hear what I wasn't supposed to hear, and it was
all over my head. I didn't get it because too young.
But then you know, he became the big morning guy.

(54:44):
I'm falling in love with the radio. And then eventually
I'm working in New York and he's there and I'm
crossing paths with him all the time. I got to
be on the show a couple of times, and he
was nothing but nice. He was nothing but cool, and
that was cool. They say, don't meet your heroes, you know,
and but that was that was one that turned out
okay as want to turn out. I'm I'm glad it
did for you too. He probably thought it was really
cool if that with your dad.

Speaker 13 (55:04):
He did because he has kids and he would always
ask and he ended up bringing me out. I did
the show fifty times, and uh, he would always ask
me about what it was like growing up with a
dad who was big in radio because he was kind
of obsessed about his kids experience his daughters. Yeah, and
then he invited me to his house in the Hamptons.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
That's cool.

Speaker 13 (55:22):
Yeah, And it was you know, it was a good
really probably pretty nice, right it was.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (55:29):
Then then I asked him to write the forward for
my book because he gave me a show on his
channel for ten years and so at the you know,
towards the end of that ten years, I had written
a book and I wrote a note to him, and
I I had them handed into him, and it said,
you know you my mentor, and you mean a lot

(55:51):
to me, and if you'd write a quick forward, that'd
be I go.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
No pressure.

Speaker 13 (55:53):
If you don't want to do it, don't worry about it.
So they put it on his desk Monday morning, and
I didn't realize this is the thing he hates more
than anything else in life, is being asked to do
things like this.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
So they hold on his desk because they knew it
would be a fireworks.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Show, oh man.

Speaker 13 (56:10):
And sure enough I get a phone call like he's going,
I can't believe this, Like I don't know this guy.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I don't know this guy.

Speaker 8 (56:17):
This guy, Yeah, who is he to ask me?

Speaker 13 (56:20):
He goes, I'd rather be having sex with my wife
or playing online chess or what's going on?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
And on about what who am I?

Speaker 13 (56:26):
And then he calls me and I'm in La So
the you know, the call comes in at like four
forty five am and it's and I'm live on the
air with Howard who's like yelling at and I go, well, Howard,
what do you.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Want me to do?

Speaker 13 (56:38):
I get He goes, no, I'm gonna do it. He goes,
I'll do it. I go, okay, great.

Speaker 8 (56:43):
And then it went on.

Speaker 13 (56:44):
For weeks, like every day I would get a call
and he'd be like, well, why you just let me
off the hook? I go, Howard, I didn't put you
on the hook. I said, you don't have to do it,
there's no hook. He goes, well, then let me off
the hook. I go, no, I'm not letting you off
the hook. I go, you're a man. You have your
own free will. If you don't want to do it,
don't do it. But don't ask me to.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Let you off.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
This wasn't on the air.

Speaker 8 (57:06):
He was just all on the air.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
It was on the one thing he said on the
air he'll do it, and then off the air he's
like campaigning to get out of it.

Speaker 13 (57:14):
No on the air, and then I would say then
I would email him and I'd be like, hey man,
today got pretty heat. I go, we're cool, right, oh totally.
He goes like, yeah, we'll totally cool. Next in the air,
So Greg writes me this email.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
He knows how to keep a storyline going. That's for sure.
You could say what you want about him, but you know,
he is the greatest of all time in my opinion
at doing what we do here or anybody's talk about
a great interviewer.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
Well, you're up there too much.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Not with interviews. The interview is my weakest skill.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Really. Oh it gives me such anxiety.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Even people I know like you. It's like I want
you to come in. I want you to have a
good time. When you have a good experience, that's all
I'm thinking about the entire time that I then blow
it and I suck at the actual interview.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
Have you gone to therapy to talk about this?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
No? No, it doesn't work right Tea bass Well hold
on you a year ago?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Not for that.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I didn't go because I couldn't interview people.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
We talk about like, you know, not trusting people or
you know, relatable, but your larger why are you here?
I'm on the couch, you know, like you know, I'm
just really bad. Greg Timmins and I just wanted to
have a good time, but I don't think you did.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I follow ups thing like conversation? Am I trying to
get to masturbate.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
During the interview, I got wrong too much.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
I think Jeff brought this stuff in, didn't he h? Yeah, here,
do you want to try something real quick before it
gets cold?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
So we tried a go waffles and sonny D two
things from our childhood that some of us hadn't had
for a long sunny D you hadn't had forever.

Speaker 13 (58:58):
Well, I heard somebody talk about this sunny D and
the chunky and like.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Yeah, you know when it helps the art juice, what
do you know, pulp give me as much thank you as.

Speaker 13 (59:08):
Humanly the rind in there, I thought, the rhine bark
from the tree shoe on my arm.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Yeah, because we were we were having a discussion somewhat
recently about you know, things that either hold up or
don't hold up. That you have this like you hold
in high regard because you'll rooted in nostalgia a lot
of times, movie or whatever TV show you go back
and you're like, man, you watch Family Matters for the
first time in a long time.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
You're like, I thought this was good. This is weird.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
But anyway, Yeah, we're focused on on foods today and
we just have another I just want to get a
while tied because spaghettios and spaghettios with meat balls. I
haven't had this in forever, since I was like five,
But it smells like childhood, Like you do you eat
this stuff?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I mean, like do you?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
I mean you're not like I'm telling you now, You're
not like a like a vegan or anything?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Right? No?

Speaker 9 (59:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Yeah, Kevin Smith comes in here, we can't give any
of them. We can't even offer him anything when he
comes in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
He's a vegan.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Yeah, but does this hold up?

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Absolutely holds up? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Did you say you weren't the fantasy?

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Was never a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
It's not as bad as I thought I was. This
is great, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
This is exactly the same as I remember.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, these are great.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
I definitely want to buy it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
But it's better it was that good or good? Okay,
great thumbs up, holds up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Yeah, thats a good like parmesan flavor or something. It's
It's way better than I thought.

Speaker 12 (01:00:30):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Saucy sweet over yeah, canned.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I would probably throw some pepper. I mean I've seen
sea bass eat like straight garbage. He'll buy that like
denty more in a can open up to not even
not even eat it. He eats it cold right out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Of the can.

Speaker 12 (01:00:44):
Yeah, it's well when you're living in it, especially when
you're living in an RV as I was for.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
A while to do that. At work.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
We have plenty of you, we have ovens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Going to walk to the microwave and coming back. That's delish.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
That's such wasted time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Why heat your food? You know what? I would take
out the hot dogs though. Yeah, I was saying they
are meatball.

Speaker 12 (01:01:02):
I was about to make think that that exact comment, Greg,
that meatball is awful hot doggie.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Well, that's why I would throw some think this is
Frank's pepper.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Yeah, yeah, is staying home from school because your quote
unquote sick.

Speaker 12 (01:01:13):
But yeah, really are hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
These are not meatballs. There were spaghetios with meat balls.

Speaker 12 (01:01:20):
I mean, I mean, Greg, Greg's wrong. They have a
sliced Franks version quote unquote.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah, it's not because I bought these. Yeah, it's it's
and it's not used to be Franco American and now
it's owned by Campbell, so it's Campbell's Spaghettios. It's look,
it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I hold.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Greg, I'm not from Russians and gay yeah, mega, Yeah,
Russian and gay We.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Got to throw that in when you're talking about spaghettio.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Yeah, Greg Gay wants you to hit on them or something.
I wouldn't know. He's live stick Sami holds up, holds up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Yeah, she's straight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
By the way, when you say when you say hold
up or not hold up, it's not like it's the
greatest thing you've ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
It's like it's what you remember. I don't even remember
liking it this much as a kid. I think I
like it more now. Yeah. The other one that we
have fruit roll ups.

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
Oh yeah, this was the jam you got trade for
these at lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
This is a nothing we were never allowed to have.
I just remember if.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
They're the same, always said to trade something for these. Yeah.
It was like in jail with cigarettes exactly exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
And a lot of people freeze these now and put
it around ice cream. Did you see that trend?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
It's all crack if.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
It's the same where you open up and it's on
that like little piece of like plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Or it has like pen drawings.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
Yeah, I remember them like being sold as like a
healthy alternative.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Yes, fruit fruit, right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
It's fruit with you and I.

Speaker 13 (01:02:58):
Yeah, they would always say, is there's a certain vitamin
in it, like that justifies all the other crap.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
So it's blue raspberry.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
I don't know if this is a regional thing, but
did you guys wrap it around your finger and then
just finger you're thinking of.

Speaker 12 (01:03:13):
Pair puree, Greg Fitzsimmons, pair puree. Yeah, that's the that's
how it's fruit technically. Yes, the first ingredient is cane
sugar or corn serrp.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
The second is sugar. Then after that, though it was
really getting stuck in the teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
It does, Greg, this is slightly off topic, Greg Fitzsimmons.
Greg just brought up being kid in regional where Greg
and I grew up, the San Francisco Bay area, the
sea word wasn't a big deal, really, yeah, like everybody
said it would.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Do You think that's because there's a lot of Irish there?

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Maybe maybe I am Irish?

Speaker 13 (01:03:50):
Yeah, because you know in Ireland it's a term of endearment.
Oh yeah, I think it's why Ellen moved.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
To England because I see what you did there. It's
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
These drawings on the fruit roll ups are tongue tattoos?
Are you seeople on the text are helping us out?
I haven't had a fruit roll up since I was
a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Both getting prisoner by the second.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
A tongue tattoo. Well, you woud see where kids would
think that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Oh for sure. It used to be like punch outs.
You'd like get a star or something like Little Stens.

Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Greg Fitzsimmons is here social media. Find them at Greg Fitzsimmons.
That's on Instagram, on online, fitzdog dot com, fitz Dog podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
You should you should check that out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Who's uh, who's the guest that has surprised you the most? Like,
did you have somebody like that was coming by? Because
you said you are one point, like you're under a
lot of pressure. You feel like to book people, get
people to come by and like, was there somebody like
you booked but you weren't necessarily like okay, let's see
how it goes. But then you were that's a good question.

Speaker 13 (01:05:25):
Yeah, yeah, Dave Navarro. Wow, Dave Navarro, I had, I
had talked about it. I hosted the Porn Awards one year.
Not what's the gift basket for that? Like the half
of the oscars, you know, it is literally the and
the table centers. You know, there's usually flowers, uh huh.
There was vibrators and uh pocket rocket.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Like rocket like all arranged like vibrating bullet things.

Speaker 13 (01:05:56):
So we get the fake vaginas, and me and my
friends go to a strip club afterwards, and we got
our fake pretending their puppets.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
Oh you mean the pocket Peete the pocket Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:06:09):
And so you you laugh about it and it's a
joke and then like everybody goes back to their hotel
rooms and you see each other in the lobby next
morning and you're like, did you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I'm like, yeah, I did it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
And then so a shame too, like like there's right afterwards,
Greg and I have.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Like within a trillion second, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:06:28):
Yeah, Now I'm in the hotel room and it's the morning,
and I'm like, all right, what do I do it.
I'm not bringing at home, I'm not clean, I'm not
leaving at the trash can. That's not fair to the maid.
So you know what they did, slipped it into the
pocket of the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Oh, I don't know when that long.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Day, Yeah, I would have just disguised in guard.

Speaker 13 (01:06:55):
Was in the front row of the Porn Awards when
I was on stage hosting it, and he was just
on his phone and ignoring me, and like in the
front row and a lot of people are looking at
him because he's a big star. So it's kind of
screwing me up. So I went on Stern and I
talked about it, and uh and I I call I
forget what I called him. But he came on Stern

(01:07:17):
like the next month, and Stern played the clip for
him and then he said that he wanted to fight me,
and then I came back on said him, and so
went back and forth, and then I booked him on
my shol through the and he came on and we
just we just like guys.

Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
We laughed about it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
It was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
That's all to do is become friends. My best friend
in life, Joe. He and I got in a fight.
We beat the crap out of each other, and they
went over to each other's house and Nintendo and that
was best friends from that point forward.

Speaker 13 (01:07:48):
Let's kiss, let's me and girls are getting a fight
about something small.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Take it to the that's it. Yeah, you remember what
started it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
And Gregor they would just either fight or make out.
That's then it would be so much better life. Greg
Fitzimmons is here. We're talking about your Sunday Papers podcast,
where you talk about the news and stuff. We try
to stay away from politics as much as we can
on the show. It's so hard these days because it
seems like everything goes back to politics, which is why
SeaBASS pulled a few stories here for a game we

(01:08:19):
call zero two political, So we take stories. He finds
these stories that have nothing to do with politics in
any way, shape or form. But because some people can
only see everything through the lens of politics, we have
to try to guess, number one, how many comments before
somebody took it political in the comments of the story,
and then how do they take it political.

Speaker 12 (01:08:39):
That's for bonus points. That's for bonus points. You get
the flavor that's extra at the angles.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Yeah, so give us a There was like one of
the I think it was like a Martha Stewart soup,
like a pumpkin soup recipe, and like the second comment
was about like orange, orange and Trump, and it's like
it's a super recipe. Hell right, So zero to political.
Here's the first story.

Speaker 12 (01:09:02):
First story, we got a summer surge of explosive diarrhea. Yeah,
eighteen states hit with cyclose REI S and D.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
See something about that didn't click it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 12 (01:09:14):
It's you know, these things happen, these can pop up,
little food poisoning whatever. Blah blahlah blah blah. Does this
get political in the comments? In more or less than
just two comments?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Oh? Less so is not the answer. That's a higher
or leves.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
It's got to be something I think because it's like, oh,
as student, as I turned on the news this morning
and saw whoever they're against, immediately got diarrhea or explosive.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
So maybe it's an RFK thing.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Yeah yeah, maha, it's maha less than to maha, I.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Think it's I think it's a reference to an ahole.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
That's pretty good. So more or less than the two comments.

Speaker 12 (01:09:53):
It is less the first comment, the first first it's
a bonus. It's the first comment, and then other comments
after that. So of course the first come it was
avoid swimming pools, especially in the southern Red States where
they've let down the environmental standards, the back standards. That okay, yeah,
and then it goes on Jesus, this is about the

(01:10:17):
seventh comment that says all these PI pedophiles and so okay, okay,
all these is so weird because they have to like,
they can't write pedophiles, they'll get flagged the write P.
This case, they wrote P the number three D zero.
You got seen where this is like PDF and then

(01:10:37):
like a PDF file like same thing here they've relaxed
environmental laws and because of climate change, all these people
are jumping in the contaminated lakes, so they kind of
could they put two or.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Three things in there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
I didn't know pedophiles, climate change. Well, the other thing
I've noticed it doesn't matter what the story is. Every
story will be. It could be World Cup saying it
could be like a story about the World Cup, and
it's like, what about the Epstein files?

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Though, what do you I'm.

Speaker 12 (01:11:09):
Not even gonna play the game now because he just
nailed it. This was a Facebook because it's every story.
I doubt what he was on the USA Today facebook page.
What they posted a story about a giant World Cup
made of Legos being built in Times Square. It's fun menace, Ok,
it's a Lego but yeah. The second comment is Epstein

(01:11:32):
World Cup of Shame. Don't know which side's attacking?

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
What side? Yeah, I can't really tell. I can't really tell.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Although somebody was taking issue with uc Bass on the
after hours voicemailing message political, Well, no, well it's it's
about the Epstein Files.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
What did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
You said that everything, everything that is, that is that
is that you want to know, is already out.

Speaker 12 (01:11:54):
I'm saying this is not. I'm not alone in this
theory that there's no more big names than the Epstein Files,
because both sides have had the Epstein Files now and
either side, if they wanted to hurt the other side,
would have release a big name. So there's nothing, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Sub here's the stars.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Voicemailing guy, Hey.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
What he showed me a little big time catching up
on the podcast. Just want to give you guys a call.
I know, Sea Bass talking about these Epstein files and
how all their information has been released and they're not
holding anything back. And I mean, you know that the
President himself let us know that there's still a bunch
more files that they have not released yet. And then
in the files that they did release, Sea Baths, they've
redacted a lot of the names of the people who've

(01:12:31):
committed these crimes, So that would be some information that
would be nice to know of all through these celebrities
and wealthy people are that have committed these crimes and
who have been accused of committing these crimes. So they
reacted those names, but they didn't redact the names of
the people who have made these accusations, which I find odd.
But there's also there still is a tremendous amount of
paperwork out there that hasn't been released, Sea Bass, and

(01:12:53):
that's been admitted by our president and by the White
House itself. So I'm not really sure what you mean
by that there's not more information and I need to
be released. And yeah, we don't know what that is
because they haven't released this, so I can't tell you
what that information is. But they do admit that their
stuff is still hasn't been released yet, so they're just
wrong on this, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:13:13):
It sounds like we're back to the diarrhea.

Speaker 12 (01:13:15):
Like this is a guy who he's saying a lot
of incorrect things that I say, I said this last
week about the moonlanding or whatever. Like all of the
things that he's saying that are wrong. He could search
for himself to find out why they're wrong, but he
doesn't want to because then he doesn't have those talking.

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
Let me ask you this, who's in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Uh, well, jis Lane Maxwell. Epstein himself was in jail
until he escaped.

Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
Two people in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
The entire country are in jail.

Speaker 13 (01:13:41):
And there was an island that was housing dozens of underage.

Speaker 12 (01:13:46):
People who've who've all been interviewed and by who by
the government for the past decade. Yeah, and that those,
by the way, likely story. Uh And and again these women,
these women who, by the and they've all gotten nice
settlements from the Epstein estate or whatever it was left
of his money. So if they had, and they've been
interviewed by journalists as well, not just the government, but

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by journalists.

Speaker 8 (01:14:09):
How do you define nice settlement when you were molested as.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
A child, Is that nice.

Speaker 12 (01:14:14):
You know, there's there's this phrase you can't get blood
from a stone, So if your uncle in the trailer
park does it, you're not getting a nice settlement as
opposed to if Jeff Epstein does it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
In both cases, Greg, they're not nice obviously, Jeff, are
you guys like bff's my buddy, Jeff?

Speaker 13 (01:14:30):
Yeah, And dude, what's your what's your stance on the
Epstein file?

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
Are you a defender?

Speaker 12 (01:14:38):
That's sure is the way this is coming outs. People
are saying, release the file. Like first off, they released
three plus million pages.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
I don't believe we know everything about anything, especially something
where there are so many powerful, rich people powerful. So
the idea that we know everything about absolutely not. So
those people have been named, you know, they seems they
kept for the stupid Kelsey Swift wedding, you know what
I mean, way less implication, the crossover.

Speaker 12 (01:15:12):
Travis Kelsey was on that island. But yeah, major Pete,
Bill Clinton has been on the it's on those flight logs.
Donald Trump is on those flight logs. Those are none
of those are surprises.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Those are the those are the ones that everybody oh yeah,
of course, the ones that I think people are most
interested in who else is on there? Like if he
was still alive. My point is, is Tom Hanks on there?
My point was Tom Hanks up to It's something like that,
Like that's the kind of that's the that's the nugget
that everybody wants to see.

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
Flight logs is what they call the penises and the
men's on the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Plane, the lot the flight log. Yeah, but I mean
just but I also but to be fair, I also.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Agree with the whole thing about Okay, well, just because
you've been on a plane with this person or a
flight log or whatever, doesn't necessarily mean you went to
the island to go, you know, have sex with underage people.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
Right, And just because five hundred barrels of acid God
delivered to the island right before.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
He got that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Yeah, we all saw what happened in the reflecting pool
an algae bloom.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
Look, Prince and talk about punishments, Prince Andrew. He doesn't
have to. He doesn't get to live in a cool house.

Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
Yeah, cool houses, you live in jail. Yeah living yet.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
I agree, yeahs cool house. Yeah, Like I think there's
a plenty whatever it is. Epstein, Uh, you know, I'm
not saying the nine eleven conspiracy stuff. But there's plenty
about that that we don't know. There's plenty about all
these other things.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Though, is going to kill you.

Speaker 12 (01:16:45):
That's that's the blanket statement that they get away with it.
We just don't know whether there's there's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Got to be so much more.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Like no, I'm not saying there's so much more, but
I'm saying, the hell, you don't tell your kids everything.
The kids have like a certain idea of what's going on,
but mom and dad are having a conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
They have way more detail.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
And when no, way more about whatever it is than
what you're sharing, you don't go all right, everybody got
around we have full disclosure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I don't think we have full disclosure on a lot.

Speaker 12 (01:17:08):
Of That's an easy thing to say, and unless you
have proof, it's not up to me to prove my side.
It's up to you to prove that that that there's
some hidden trunch. We just went through this with JFK.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I'm not like, by the way, I'm not beating the
drum of like is. I don't think we're ever going
to get any kind of full transparency, full disclosure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
So tell me what that is, Tell me what.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
That is I just gave you an example, like if
Tom Hanks was like banging kids on the island.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
I think he gave me the.

Speaker 12 (01:17:30):
Example of a completely up hypothetical. That's your example is, well,
what if this fantasy that I have, we we.

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
Know if we leave Tom Hanks on an island, he'll
talk to a volley. What else do.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
When no one else is around to see?

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
But I learned about you. What you're explaining is razor
right or whatever? And you know, I don't know where right.

Speaker 12 (01:17:54):
The simplest explanation is often the most accurate, right. But
I mean this is I don't think that really applies
here because this is not a simple situation.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
There are hundreds and thousands of people involved.

Speaker 12 (01:18:05):
But again my point being that if if, if they're
a big political name, which is what these people want
when they say released, they want to they destroy them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
They want a big name.

Speaker 13 (01:18:13):
Yeah, that would have been released, But what about the
smaller names? What about the billionaires that are out there?
They were on the island that obviously, I mean, you've
got dozens of women talking about having been assaulted children.

Speaker 12 (01:18:27):
Think they wouldn't say not just the bill.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I would want to know the names of the poor
people too, But we all know he wasn't hanging out
with poor people or more people were maybe traffic to
the island, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Yeah, somebody had to like the only poor people were
these you know, people that were.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Being you know, violated.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Yeah, so how was the island sea best?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Yeah, it sounds like you had a great time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Look, it's not my fault.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Carl hood Cruz goes there, We're gonna take a quick
break with Greg fitz Simmons coming up next. Well, we
have another zero to play. Oh, there's always all right here,
we'll do another one right after the break.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Hangout. It's not like thrilling for me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
So sport snitch, Jeff ge All right, Jeff, what you
got on the sports all right?

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
So our Dodgers walked it off last night.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Comb towards Russium with a broken back rock cross.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Hit to the eleven.

Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
Yeah, that was a great back and forth game last night.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Hard.

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
I believe that was the Dodgers first extra inning game
of the season and they won it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:31):
Same two teams tonight at Dodger Stadium. It is Hawaiian
shirt night.

Speaker 20 (01:19:35):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (01:19:35):
By the way, the Dodgers first team to sixty wins
in MLB Angels in Texas. Today at five five World Cup,
it's a rap for Team USA.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
They lost to Belgium four to one.

Speaker 11 (01:19:45):
All World Cup hosting nations are now out, with Canada,
Mexico and United States out. Also yesterday Portugal lost to
Spain one nil. Today Argentina Egypt at nine am and
Switzerland Columbia at one. Got some basketball news. Ruy Hachimura
is moving from the Lakers to the Clippers.

Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
That's a poor guy. I mean, you know, it's gonna
be weird to see him in that uniform as well.
And speaking of the Lakers.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
What's closer to Lakers.

Speaker 11 (01:20:09):
The hockey team, and speaking about the snow White Lakers.
The new Lakers center Walker Kessler signed his one hundred
and thirty million dollar deal on July first, and then
he got engaged three days later on July fourth. Way
to ruin it, bro right now, half your money's gone,
your stuff with a wife that's probably gonna divorce you
in a few years, and good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
You should have waited like he should have. You should
have gotten the money, like earned that money. Isn't there
something about like they can't take half if you know
I'm saying, like, there's there's something about like if you
earn it while you were together, right, if all of
a sudden you got rich, right then entitled the half
like if you came in already rich, there's a settlement that's.

Speaker 13 (01:20:47):
Gonna happen, but it's not all the money, gus, not half.
Not spread it out like exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
That's good contract.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I'm JEFFG.

Speaker 6 (01:20:54):
And that's your so cal sports.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
All right, Jeff G. Everybody, Yeah, Hey, Greg Fitzimmons, who
is here? Did you guys never meet each other before?

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Jeff G. Yeah, Now you guys had met before first
time today.

Speaker 13 (01:21:06):
I would remember him. You're you're you're all right, Jeff G.
The story selections from the Dodger. I did that yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
When it was not today day old news. Yeah, he's
on top of stuff. Yeah, he's always got his thumb
on the pulse.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
Right, trying to man pleasure meet finger on your pulse.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Yeah, and Greg Fitzimmons could have like a nice guy off.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
I know they could. Two of the nicest people ever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Yeah, it is the Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (01:21:37):
The Show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Greg fitz Simmons is here on social media at Greg
Fitzsimmons like on Instagram online, fitzdog dot com. He's got
his YouTube channel, Greg Fitzimmons Comedy, Howmedy Special you know Me.
It's up there along with his podcast. You can also
find the Fitzdog podcast on the Papers podcast on all
the podcast platforms, and then you can find him on
the road. Man is going to be an Oxnard Saturday

(01:22:01):
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Before the break, we were talking about zero to political stories,
how there could be a story in the news has

(01:22:22):
nothing to do with politics whatsoever, a lego display for
the World Cup in New York Times Square or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
The first one is, you know, goes political, right the
first comment. Uh, And that's that's always the fun. But
I love the comments section of all these news sites.
That's where I go. It's the first place I go,
what's the account that you followed, Gina? Where it's yeah,
like we're do some people. I tell you what favor
Some of the funniest people on the planet are in

(01:22:48):
the comments section every time they do on some of
these stories, like the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
That makes all the songs out of them.

Speaker 13 (01:22:55):
Yeah, about the girl who tells like dad jokes and
everybody piles on with the most hypersexual just like the sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Support that Yeah, you follow some accounting because you send
the link to my wife and I I do, and uh,
it's it's so fun. We're laughing out loud. We're crying, man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Yeah, some of them go all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Right, So the next story again the game here for
zero to political. Seabast will tell us the story nothing
to do with politics. He'll tell us is it getting political?
And more or less an x number of comments, and
then for extra fun, we try to guess how they
made it political. What's the next story?

Speaker 12 (01:23:33):
I love it when they do something that's like a
really sad story and they take it just off the rails.
This is the story about how Danny Glover revealed it
in twenty twenty three. He has he's dealing with al Alzheimer's,
but he's managing it, and he's now talking about it
and how he's dealing with it. Do the comments do
they get political? And more or less than four comments
or it should just be less got to be less

(01:23:55):
right four?

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
No, I mean you know what disco political.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
It'll be something that maybe vaccines. Yeah, there was just
a story I saw about like some woman now she's
on trial for murder for her own murdering her own kids,
and she was claiming that it was the kids died
because they got vaccinated, and they're like, oh no, they
probably had something more to do with you murdering.

Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
I got this in the bag, all right, less than
four and it's anti Biden.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Is the way to go?

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
More or less than four? Though, Greg, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:24:31):
I think it's number one, number one?

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Really, I think it's more than four. I'll go vaccine
more than four. But I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:24:39):
I think Greg nailed it too.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
Yeah, Gregg's nailed it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yeah, Greg.

Speaker 12 (01:24:47):
Greggs faith in humanity restored. It's the fifth comment. Oh good,
and it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Actually just kind of generic. I hope he forgets the Dems,
like all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
In half the time nobody and half the time nobody
knows what they're talking about. But they can't even admit
they don't know what they're talking about. It, you know,
mid defeat. Well, I mean I have no problem saying, hey,
you know what, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Or I don't know what it is. But people in
the comments would never be like no.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
But the people they throw around the world like fast fascism, right,
and what's that? I just sent you guys a video
somebody I sent it maybe great and they were asking people, oh, well,
because it's fascists or fascist and whatever they fascist And
this woman even said she went to it as far
as saying like, well, I just took a class on
fascistm give me, well, give me a definition. She goes, well,
I'm not prepared to do that right now. They're multiple,

(01:25:43):
there's multiple. It's really up for debate. It's like, so
it's not up for.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Debate a semester learning about this, so you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Throw around all these words or you know whatever, misused. Yeah, yeah,
so it's like, yeah, people don't even have the time.
They're commenting on something, but they have no idea what
they're even saying.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Actively protesting and when they're asked, what are you doing here?
You know, women's rights.

Speaker 12 (01:26:07):
It's interesting now because they've there have been enough of
these videos that have been produced that people don't want
to look stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
They know what the game. Yes, yeah, so I asked
that question. They will say, I wasn't gag.

Speaker 13 (01:26:16):
I'm to talk to here for a women's right to choose,
choose what you know, what color shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
A woman's right to shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Oh yeah, they were. They were asking people. Uh, straight up,
they're asking women about women's rights. But they said, all right,
so as a woman, it was always a feminist. It
was a feminist gathering of some kind.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
I'm right, you were probably there a certified feminist. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Anyway, so they were going up to these women and going,
all right, so you have a choice, Trump's America or Iran.
Where do you think you have the best you know?
And every one of these women took Iran.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Have fun, like, uh real, go check it out. Yeah
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
It was posted by a woman, an Ranian woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you see that one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
You can't even you can't you can't vote over there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Which you can't have your head on the coverard well.

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
Scroll because they're forced to address as voting. Actually go.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
All right, Greg fitz Simmons is here, and before before
you go, I have something we've tried for the last
couple of times we've had a guest in here we
do a ninety second quiz. All right, so I just
throw out and these are these are these are supposed
to be you know, fun or thought provoking. Your No,
it's not. It's nothing like that. But just kind of

(01:27:45):
get like a little like a little glimpse into you
as a as a as a person. Here I'll give you.
I'll give you like a a warm up, like clean
joke or dirty joked?

Speaker 8 (01:27:55):
What do I prefer?

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Clean?

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Yeah, clean joke or dirty?

Speaker 13 (01:27:58):
Dirty?

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Dirty?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Would you rather have a personal driver or a personal
chef driver? See that's menace. It's those kind of things.
Are you ready for the official Yes ninety second quiz
with Greg Fitzimmons. Here we go, now, Greg, you do
a podcast famous guest or unknown guest with an amazing story?

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Brian Wilson, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
But like, would you rather have someone who's famous or
unknown guest with an amazing story?

Speaker 13 (01:28:25):
Now give me a famous person for sure, I'll find
the story.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
All right, Los Angeles or New York, New York, New
York or Boston, New York.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
One hour with Richard Pryor or one hour with Bob Newhart.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Uh, jesus see, I knew that'd be a tough one
for you. You said you like a dirty Joe.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
I guess prior.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Yeah, family vacation or solo trip, family vacation chill tropical
vacation or busy sight seeing vacation, chill tropical.

Speaker 8 (01:28:56):
Look at my tan?

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
All right, back to comedy, bomb early or bomb late.

Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
Bomb early, and then dig out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
I really agree that's the best. Irish guilt or Catholic guilt.

Speaker 13 (01:29:12):
Irish gilt is better. Well, we were talking about Alzheimer's.
They say Catholic also Irish Alzheimer's. You forget everything but
the grudges.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Therapy or stand up stand up validation or appreciation.

Speaker 8 (01:29:29):
Validation.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Who is the comic today, the comedians will say, is
the biggest influence thirty years from now. So like for you,
you're saying, Lucy Kaya and I'll give you one last one,
And this is gonna be a tough one, all right,
but for the spear of the game, please give me
an answer. Norm MacDonald or Patrise O'Neil. God tells you
you can bring back only one Norm. By the way,

(01:29:57):
I think Patrise and we can all agree with. Patri
was one of the best guests. We used to have
him on the He was so funny, he laughed so hard.
Same with Norm. Norm was always a great guess Norm.
We love both of these people so but a lot
of people have been keeping it real with Patrice and
they love him to death and their friends, but they

(01:30:17):
said that he was just so brutal, like behind the scenes,
what do you mean to make you like I want
to cry?

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
Yeah, he went hard.

Speaker 13 (01:30:24):
He used to stay at my apartment in New York. Yeah,
and uh, and I kicked him out one time. Well,
he would just complain so much because I lived on
a sixth floor walk up. Okay, I didn't have air
conditioning and I could just go somewhere else. But my

(01:30:45):
my Norm McDonald's story is I opened for him when
I was in Boston starting out, and he really liked me.
And so he goes, hey, man, you want to Uh,
I'd like to write on a weekend update, And I go,
I'd like you because you know you can fact jokes.
So he gives me the fax number and I just
can't believe it. I'm buzzing. And so I was living

(01:31:06):
in New York at the time. I opened from in Boston,
and so I went to my buddy Mike Gibbons, so
I host Sunday Papers with It's a really very funny writer.
I said, let's do this man every week. We would
get together on a Thursday and we'd get the stack
of pays before the internets. We had stacks of papers
and magazines and we'd pick stories.

Speaker 8 (01:31:26):
We'd write jokes.

Speaker 13 (01:31:27):
All we get Chinese food and write jokes until one
in the morning, and then we would fax them to
the number. And then Saturday night we'd sit by the
TV and we'd watch Weekend Update and we'd wait and
we'd wait, and we'd see the premise come up that
we thought of and there'd be a different joke.

Speaker 8 (01:31:43):
And week after week we would watch and we didn't
get one.

Speaker 13 (01:31:46):
On the next week we'd try harder, we'd watch, nothing
gets on. And this goes on for months, and then
finally we went we suck.

Speaker 8 (01:31:53):
We're not not by writers.

Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
We blew it.

Speaker 13 (01:31:56):
So then cut to ten years later, Mike give my
buddy now has created a show for Norm McDonald on
Comedy Central, The Sports Show with Norm. Norm comes in,
they meet each other, they're talking and then Mike goes,
you'd never remember this, but years ago, me and Greg
Fitzsimmons used to faxen jokes to you for weekend update.

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
And he goes and Mike.

Speaker 13 (01:32:19):
Said, you know, I'm sorry we waste your time, but
like we never got any of them on he goes.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
He goes, No, I never got those jokes.

Speaker 13 (01:32:25):
He goes, I remember every every joke that's been sent
to me. He goes, you had the wrong number. He
gave us the wrong number somewhere. There was some office
on Wall Street where the guy had like tons of
topical materials.

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
Bill so funny about.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Yeah, that's funny man. Yeah, what's like how girls would
give out a fake number, you know back in the day. Yeah,
well no, I'm saying, like, uh, there'll be one thing,
like they say home alone would be like three seconds. Now, Yes,
it's different, like things are different now because of how
much access we have and how.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Much If Seinfeld had cell phones, it wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
Work right, Like you write the number on a piece
of paper and handed to the dude. Now it's you know,
it immediately goes through and you see if it's yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
They call you in front of you and.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Because then everybody kept I was getting fake numbers before.

Speaker 13 (01:33:24):
Three months from everybody having those glasses where they can
register your face, access.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
You so and tell you what to say, like AI
is giving you the responses and it just shows up
on the inside of your lenses or something.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Right, Yeah, I like that all.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Right, Greg Fitzsimmons, everybody Greig Fitzsimmons on social media online
fitzdog dot COM's got all his dates where he's gonna
be h of course, check out the podcast fits Dog
podcast on the Sunday's Papers podcast. Amen, thank you for
coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Thanks, No, I feel like an idiot. Well, we have
one more round that we're gonna do. Doesn't hold up?
We've we've had a couple of we're going back into
our childhood looking at while trying different foods from our childhood.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Do they hold up?

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
We started with Aggo waffles and Sonny D.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
They hold up hard, held up.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Now there's like one person and that would be Gina
not feeling the Ago waffles myself? Was the waffles or
the sunny D?

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
I thought the sunny You tasted like medicine and the
waffles were not tasty.

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
I have another question. Am I not an adult? Because
I feel like I still have this stuff on the.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Regular really well, the Eggo waffles, I think waffles, but
like the other stuff, Sonny, the Spaghettio's fruit roll ups,
like those.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Are all that spaghettos look, I would eat. I would
eat spaghettios again.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
I thought like Sammy thought. I thought the spaghettios are
better now ye than I remember them. And the fruit
roll up was better than our remember.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
So Spaghettios we would have every once in a while.
But I remember, for whatever reason, my parents would buy,
Oh because Franco American was Spaghettios, and then there was
all the Chef Boyard stuff. So my parents would buy
a lot of Chef Boyardy stuff and they're like they're
they're PEPSI to Franco American's coke was Abcason one two threes. Yes,

(01:35:23):
so forgot about Yeah, so there were instead of pasta, Oh,
there were just as B's C's one two three, right,
And then they had that same what Greg thought was
a cut up a hot dog, but they say those
same those same quote meatballs.

Speaker 9 (01:35:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
I was just a Campbell's kid man, like all that
stuff was like dog food to me. I did not
eat any of those, we loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Yeah, all right, are we going on?

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Well, so here I want to get your take on
this next item that we have here. Oh and everybody
liked the the spettios and the fruit roll ups. Yes,
loved I have had that was in a long time.
We actually have three things for this final round of
does it hold up? This first one is I think
what got the conversation started in the first place because
I had mentioned how for the first time in a

(01:36:09):
long time, I saw the store.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
I was at the grocery store and I'm like, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Haven't had that for a while, and I just grabbed
it and I had it, and I was like, man,
this does not hold up. And that's this first item.
Chef Beardy B. Fravioli, I lived on the same as
a kid. As a kid, I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
There was nothing better than when I just had it recently.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
I was like, this is this is not great. I
remember the meat even as a kid, the meat being weird,
you know, and I thought the it was the sauce
to me on the on the comeback, Yeah, it's exactly
the same, you think, you know it does I feel
a sauce tastes like metally it always did, though it

(01:36:54):
isn't a can.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Yeah delish, same as I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
Really yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
Yeah, And it's more generous than uh a ravioli you
would get in a restaurant when you get like the
oh I'm gonna be special and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Get lots of ravioli. This is the worst.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
You could put that under a microscope and they would
find nothing inside of it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Yeah, I think it holds up.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
I don't think it holds up.

Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
It's not good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
This is the first one. Everything else, everything else great.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
It tastes exactly the same as it did. Maybe your
taste was have just changed.

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
That totally holds up.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Yeah, I don't. I mean I would say I would
agree with that, like, oh yeah you've why why would
all the other things still hold up and this one
thing doesn't?

Speaker 8 (01:37:32):
This exactly this?

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
And I bought it psyched.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
I didn't like. Hey, DARIU try it as an adult.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Put some hot pepper flakes on it. Yeah, yeah you tried.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Jeff, did you try the uhli?

Speaker 12 (01:37:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Gross? Ye, sauce and gross.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
And I agree with menace, like there is more of
a metallic taste than I remember there being.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
I don't remember the sauce being this sour. It has
a sourness.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
I think that we're we're less used to canned food.
I don't know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Enjoy good soup.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
It's sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Did you try the ral I'm about to.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
I don't think I've ever had this stuff. How's it
going over there?

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
I'm sure she loves it. She's not surprised you with
that doesn't like anything. It's not very good. You like
the worst thing. I'm not spitting it out.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
But you can't say it's like your childhood because you
didn't have it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Your face doesn't say ssight.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
No, I don't recommend it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
It's exactly the way it always did. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Then the next thing, this is a this is a
Jeff g submission into the mix. Jeff, you want to
describe this one.

Speaker 11 (01:38:43):
If you were a latch key kid, the chances were
you ate some frozen type of dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
Dinner or something like that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:51):
Not that I did a lot, but I know neighbors
and different people that you know that did that.

Speaker 6 (01:38:55):
So like I brought the classics salisbury steak.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Yeah, oh, and I always had that little like kind
of apple crisp whatever it was cobbler.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
There should be some of that on your plate. I
had to divide it up into six.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
So sometimes this is plenty, Jeff, because that's that's what
I could smell. I could smell the cinnamon from the
the apple.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
So there's salisbury seak, mashed potato, corn, and cobbler. It
still hits. Yeah, yeah, oh god, oh no yeah not bad?
Not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
Not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Yeah. It tastes like poop, is not me?

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Well, if that's what poop, now I get why the
dogs eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Let's try the side because that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Good. Do you know what is wrong with you? I
don't know? That's terrible? What do you eat? What do
you eat?

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
We know you, sammy? What do you eat?

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Give me like a like a typical day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Chicken steak? What we like?

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
What's for breakfast? What do you guys?

Speaker 8 (01:39:54):
See?

Speaker 7 (01:39:54):
I don't really like breakfast food yet, so I just
eat snacks like crackers, yeah, veggies, lunch, sandwiches, leftovers.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
I'm a big leftovers person. Dinners just dinner food, chicken, meat, dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
Sprouts, veggies, pasta apple thing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
But this isn't. And we grew up on the frozen dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Dude, the apple flavor, oh my god, and I would
save it for last.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Of course the apple is incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Like you're tent as a kid to eat the sweet
thing first. But I was like, no, I'm saying I'm
saving that one for last. I think I think it
holds up. Thumbs up, you say, thumbs.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
Down, holds up. And I thought the potatoes were the
worst part. Thumbs up, thumbs down.

Speaker 6 (01:40:39):
This time there wasn't enough.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
No, man, you know what I did see at the
store and it was right by the Salisbury steak and
I hadn't seen this forever, and I forget who makes it.
I'll to I'll go take a look next to at
the store. You remember where they take like like it
was like a chipped beef and a gravy on toast. Yes,
you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Think you jefgy with that face you're making.

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
Yeah, dude, No, this sauceberry steak is not it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
It's horrible.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
It is horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Chipped USh on a shingle.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Yeah, yeah, here it is creamed. Chipped beef makes it?

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Yeah, I like chip beef. Ship that sounds. Do you
remember that. It's like kind of like Midwestern.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
It's like in a white gravy kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
They didn't have that where I lived, Yes, they did it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Yeah, it's a it's a national Yeah, it's this. It
looks Yeah, it doesn't come I don't think it comes
with the.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Toast, right, but you have to add it put on bread.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
It says, tender strips of dried beef or chipped beef.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
I can't because it's a kind of like a corn beef.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
And a seasoned cream sauce like and then you would
you put a couple of pieces of bread and the
toaster and you dump this mess on top of it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
They always called it ish on a shingle exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Yeah, that that is a total like that. I don't know,
it's it's so Eightieshis.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Is like the Great Grapefruit with the grapefruit spoon.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Yeah, stoves, that's that's the one. That's the one I
just saw in the store though. Yeah, and that was
the first time I'd seen it in forever.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
Like I had all this stuff, but we were big
when it came to the frozen foods, like everything that
came in the bags, you know, like the French fries
in a bag, the chicken strips and chicken nuggets in
a bag, and then the fish sticks in the pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Fish sticks all day. Fish dicks, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
Fish dicks. But when you think about like the ravioli,
we just ate the spaghettios. Did you eat it just
as a kid or did you eat it with your parents?
Because we had TV dinners like as a family.

Speaker 12 (01:42:40):
Oh yeah, it wasn't just like oh only the kids,
will you know, we all got to pick our TV
dinner and if we wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
The chef boy r d Ravioli, that was dinner for
the family. Correct, Okay, A lot because I had for
a long time. It's just my mom and I a right,
so single mom, working mom or whatever. So it was
a lot of stuff that I could make on my own.
It was was was what was going on there. And
then because she would get home late from work. Even
as you know, my stepfather and my stepsisters became part

(01:43:09):
of the picture when I was about nine. They were
both working a lot, you know, working working late so
that she would come home and make, like, you know,
something relatively quick. But there was other times where it's
like she and my stepfather would have something later, but
to get us fed so we can get to bed,
and you know, we had school the next morning and
things like that. It would be like, all right, we're
gonna pop in these you know, hungry Man's or yeah,

(01:43:32):
my mom's and cheese. Alvit the mac and cheese or spaghetti.

Speaker 6 (01:43:35):
She was on big on Lin cuisines.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Oh god, yeah, so much Lin cuisine, French bread.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Pizza, my lean cuisine. Era was you know, like very
early in my career, dirt poor. Yeah, I had no
money and I wasn't even brand remember it was like
Michel Linda I had those were ninety nine cents. Yeah,
and I would and I went one last thing here.

Speaker 11 (01:43:58):
Jeff g Yeah, this is a classic that everybody loves.

Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
The fun dip with the stick.

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
This is the the cherry. That's what it's called, all right.
So you lick your stick by the way, then you
dip it into the powder.

Speaker 7 (01:44:19):
This is straight up the concession stand at like kids
baseball games.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
Yeah that or like yeah, when the ice cream man
would come around, you know and you get that little
like clown ice cream with the bubble gum nose. Was
the frog remember that it was like a green ice
creammer that it was a good humor. It was a
it was a frog, okay, a frog ice cream. Yeah,
this is good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
This is so good. And I'm not a sweet too person,
and this is delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Kids like it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
I like this, but I still don't like and didn't
like them as a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
The pixie sticks draw just the stick, that's the sourness.

Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
And then you get the bigger stick, the huge huge.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
Yeah that was cool.

Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
I wonder you know, when I asked if I'm sure
they did a goo waffle, they had like a huge
sales increase since Stranger Things. But remember the scrillic song.
It says I'm eating fun dip right now. Yeah, I
wonder if that like helped.

Speaker 8 (01:45:23):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
There's a frog.

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
We're called fat frog.

Speaker 6 (01:45:26):
Remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
Don't know that?

Speaker 6 (01:45:27):
Oh yeah, fat frog?

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
You you would get that at Good Humor.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Guy the ice cream man come around. Yeah, it looks like.

Speaker 14 (01:45:35):
The Ninja turtles that you get, like the little Ninja
turtle or the tweeny bird.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Oh yeah, they had a blue version too, like the
texture of the powder, like the sweetness cut with the
sour Yes, I say no, no, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
The uh the stick for the fun dip when you
eat that, it's smarties.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Is it? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
But it's you know, like I'm in the little wrapped
like a little wrapped roll, a little individual.

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
Smart something about it. Being white doesn't greg like any white.
I don't like white.

Speaker 6 (01:46:11):
I don't like white.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
That doesn't hold up food from our childhood guys a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Yeah, we learned that you're picky A.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
I didn't realize you are. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
Yeah, I guess what the star food you are, that's
for sure, all right, more what he shows next time
we heard about MENACE's travels. Yes, he went to a
number of different places surrounding his F one obsession.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Yeah, I was in London and I was in Austria.

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
I went to Paris and I even made a pit
stop in Switzerland too.

Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
So yeah, it's just showed me a video of him
walking on was it London Bridge? Yeah, on the top
part of it where they have a glass floor.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
Session. I don't that's what I was making sounds I
was walking.

Speaker 5 (01:47:03):
That was the scariest video has ever seen.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
It's a menace. How many days were you gone?

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Nine days?

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
But I know how long we were on break, but
how much of that were you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Like, oh he left one. Yeah, you did the entire time.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
Entire time, all right, because we get these like what
does a trip like that cost? Because you always talk
about these trips like I went here and then I
went there and then like what is that that was?

Speaker 6 (01:47:31):
Yeah, just you know, like overall with like hotels and
flights and everything, so travel.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
And hotel like dinners and stuff like that. Forget all
that stuff. And I'm saying just in general, just the
getting from place to place and then the hotel stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:47:44):
Like forty five hundred bucks maybe both of you, Yeah,
to go to all those places.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
Yeah, because detective with prices, Well here's due.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Also, here's a ton of money to go from you know,
like Los Angeles to Saint Louis.

Speaker 6 (01:48:01):
Well, you book stuff so last minute, like booked way ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
But that was like three weeks in advance. I'm talking
about on Southwest twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
By the way, South was sat cheap.

Speaker 6 (01:48:13):
Yeah, not anymore barely anymore, but you know that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
But on my international travels, I got everybody gifts.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48:22):
Yeah, so I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
Like hook for different locations, different locations.

Speaker 6 (01:48:27):
Let's start with Sammy now, I'm sorry the bag. It
was one of the first stops and the bag kind
of got all crunched up. But this is from a
palace in Vienna, Austria, and they are really into Christmas there.
So at the palace they had a bunch of ornaments
there and I thought, since you moved, this ornament would

(01:48:48):
make sense because you want to have a memory of
a place that you used to live. Now it is
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
A little squirrel.

Speaker 6 (01:48:56):
Squirrel, yeah, yeah, so if you don't know, uh, Sammy,
she had neighbor come over and asked if they could
bear bury a squirrel in.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Her Yes, right, and then it got dug up by raccoon.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Pretty gross. But check out the Empress of Austria. Her
story crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:49:12):
She got assassinated when she was in her fifties, but
she lived this crazy life. So I went to her
her estate and checked it out.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
It was really really cool to a big Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
Yeah, Austria is yeah, all about Christmas. So they had
a lot of ladies states and.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
About the Empress. Hey, so is this the same neighbor
with the squirrel that you were afraid to tell or
you were afraid to tell that you were moving.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
I am afraid. I have not told her yet.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
Oh no, I did move.

Speaker 14 (01:49:47):
I haven't told her because I haven't seen her, but
like she texts me on holidays and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
And so she texted me over the holidays and always like.

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
Well she's going to die now.

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
She was going to help various squirrels.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
I don't want her to go running knocking on the
door again at some point and it's.

Speaker 6 (01:50:03):
Someone right, yeahs while it is at the palace, I
did pick up something for Greg as well, very.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Carefull Christmas store.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
Different, it's the same at the palace.

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
Yeah, yeah, so mother, beautiful box.

Speaker 6 (01:50:19):
The impressive Austria.

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
That what is that really? It's a a fountain pen
with a little thing of ink in it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:29):
Very that's very fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
That is so fancy. It's like a gold and it
has actual feathery. That's thank you. I've never used one.
It's a really nice Try it out. Is it a calligraphy?
Then I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:50:45):
I can't try it right this moment. It's all beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
It's very fancy and wrapped.

Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
Yeah, it's going to take a minute to get it
out on de.

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
Wow, I will get I missed the dearly now and
then he's not traveling by himself. He travels with his wife.
Somebody that texts you do always traveling by yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:51:03):
That's not one person that always comments and all my
stuff that are obsessed with me. But here's a new thing,
uh so forgetting So then, Gina, when I was in London,
there's this place called skin Cupid that was very very
very uh popular. It was packed and I had all

(01:51:23):
these skincare things in there. So I got a bunch
of items Cupid.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
Are you serious? Yes? Oh my god. Think there's so much.

Speaker 6 (01:51:32):
Stuff and it's all highly rated stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
Curito daily Selt touched sunscreen, mung bean cleansing, foam.

Speaker 7 (01:51:44):
Hollow Haru black rice, I cream yes please, and wheat
rice ten plus.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Azelic acid and high hyaluron. People make up.

Speaker 6 (01:51:57):
Yeah, just tell me what's good.

Speaker 5 (01:51:59):
It takes out the talking.

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
Is you are thank you? No problem? Amazing?

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
Where was the one raise man in Austria? And then
I went to U Silverstone in the UK for another race.
Now this one is for Jeff g because he loves
taking notes. Now I went to the golf store. I
went to the golf store and Tyler Creator. He has
a clothing line called Golf and then so there's like
a notebook.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
Oh so not golf as in the sport.

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
Rapper. Yeah, he's one of my favorites.

Speaker 9 (01:52:29):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
We went to the golf store.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
Confusing is an.

Speaker 11 (01:52:32):
Awesome little notebook and the sticker to have. I have
ones from different places as well, So thank you man,
no problem, take all your notes jackets I can.

Speaker 12 (01:52:41):
Yeah, I like that jacket. Weird thing to brand golf.
You're a rapper, you're a rapper. What can you make notebooks?

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
What put on your name.

Speaker 5 (01:52:51):
When you're inspired to write a wrap? What was the brand?

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
But the red lettering or the red box, the white letters.

Speaker 6 (01:52:58):
The prem prem Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:00):
I'm still out there now.

Speaker 6 (01:53:01):
This brand is very popular in London and this is
for Morgan. I don't know if you're into it or not.
Just sell it on the internet if you're not. But
I know some people are aware of it in America.
But Jim Shark, Yeah of course, yeah, Jim Shark they
have a Yeah, they have a massive store in London
and they had a bunch of Jim Shark stuff there
and a headband because I know you like wear.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Your head bands.

Speaker 20 (01:53:25):
This brand is super popular.

Speaker 6 (01:53:26):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't know, but it was yeah,
any saying, you know gyms, you like stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
Did you ever get that that heavy bag that you
were looking to get to your place? I find you
posted something on on social media you were looking to move.
Was it a a like just a big heavy bag,
wasn't it?

Speaker 16 (01:53:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:53:45):
And then shout out to Sammy. Sammy's the one that
was like, do you want this thing?

Speaker 1 (01:53:49):
You had that? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:53:50):
Okay, so I don't have it, but I was at
my friend's place and they're moving and they've had it
and they're getting rid of it, and I was like,
are you guys just gonna throw that in the trash?
And they were like, yeah, it's super heavy, don't use it.
And I was like, I think I might know someone
who wants it. So it's going to Morgan. If we
can get it to Morgan, I'm going to get Yeah

(01:54:12):
heavy and it's big.

Speaker 6 (01:54:13):
Well, don't ask me. Check out check out lug dot
com or air tasker.

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
A heavy box in an apartment.

Speaker 20 (01:54:20):
No, no, it's outside. It's like a full size like oh.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a heavy bag. Yeah, it's got
like a big metal structure where then it hangs from.
It's the whole thing. It's not just the bag that
she's got to try to find.

Speaker 7 (01:54:31):
Like a wants that for his birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
How much are they.

Speaker 20 (01:54:37):
Hundreds of dollars? Like the one she sent me is
probably like three hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:54:41):
You can get if you get just the bag itself,
you can get for less than thirty And then he
wants but this is a heavy bag, right, But here
I'm seeing it Dicks for a hundred bucks for a
hundred pound bah Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Yeah again, you can go. You can with anything. You
can upgrade her down.

Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
Okay, all right, Well for Woody, when I was in
switch thel In for a couple hours, I did pick
you up a bunch of different chocolates that they have. Now,
I wanted to get what I found at the airport,
which was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
You know what they had. They had a ton of
knives for sale at the airport. Does that work? I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:55:18):
Yeah, just like in the gift shops and a man,
I would love to buy this knife, but I was
going to two other countries and I was like, I
can't travel with itself. I bought either chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
Are you are you doing just carry ons?

Speaker 1 (01:55:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:55:30):
Strips?

Speaker 3 (01:55:31):
Yeah, because I know he hates to check a bag,
but like when you're going for nine days or whatever,
But what I a bag?

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):
I check a bag.

Speaker 6 (01:55:37):
So what I do is I do all carry ons,
and at the very end, I buy a very very
cheap large luggage and I throw in like all my
dirty clothes and all the important stuff going onto the
carry on.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
Wow, that's a great idea, I do it.

Speaker 17 (01:55:50):
Got looks so many different chocolates chocolate, what's what are they?

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
Just says, uh, I can't read this chuck a lot something,
and then I guess that's just kind of the brand.
It doesn't tell me that's dark dark. Yeah, okay, this would.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
Be I'm assuming white l A I T lots like
milk lot and this milk chocolate. And then this one
over here is milk and it's a bright bracelets.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
Bracelets b R I C E L E T S
all right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
It's milk and whatever that it's some sort of nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
You can use Google glass and I'll translate everything for you.

Speaker 6 (01:56:35):
That's why I learned on my trip that's uh for
sea bass. Now, I bought you three books. You love books,
so I bought you one book that has one hundred
and fifty ideas on how to upset people, which that
was pretty fun. So like it was, I read one
of it. I mean I translated it, but one of

(01:56:56):
the pages said, when you're at the beach and you
see people swimming in the old go up to their
towels and kick sand onto their towels.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:57:05):
Or if you're going on the subway, have a cactus
with you. So that's one of the books. One on
French humor, which I'm sure you'll.

Speaker 12 (01:57:14):
Okay, So this is fifty ideas pool mande le Sure, yeah,
it's the French version.

Speaker 6 (01:57:20):
And then the other thing is, because you said do
you want to have a family soon, here's a hundred
ideas on how to like talk to women, talk to no,
basically talk to your family at dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
That's really good for him. He's not mentioning these are
all written in French.

Speaker 3 (01:57:38):
Yeah yeah, wait, how's how's the learning Japanese thing going?

Speaker 15 (01:57:46):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:57:47):
Bueno?

Speaker 3 (01:57:50):
I still have It was last year. I believe it
was his new Year's resolution. He said, by the end
of the year he will see Japanese.

Speaker 6 (01:57:58):
And then real quick, I got Menji some French movies
on DVD because he loves does Love Film, and then
or I got him a WWE British hoodie and I
got him at Abbey Road Soccer Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
Oh wow, I don't know they.

Speaker 3 (01:58:16):
I thought that was like I thought w w E
stuff was so American.

Speaker 6 (01:58:20):
Anybody else written Yeah, and Britain massive.

Speaker 5 (01:58:26):
I expected better from them.

Speaker 6 (01:58:27):
Oh and one other thing I did. I did get Tyler.
I get I got Tyler some cards Fanatics. They have
a store in London.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:58:37):
People are still going hammer of like getting cards there too.
It's a big thing.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
Hey, it's nice when people send us stuff. We get
stuff in the mail every once in a while, but
if you're gonna send something here, please put like a
note in there, like a way to contact your boy.
Did you ever figure out like somebody sent some Pokemon stuff.
I still have no idea who this is from.

Speaker 21 (01:58:54):
It's stamped on the inside of the box from Omega
Dog sent us a bunch of Pokemon cards. But then
I was looking at them, I realized they're all Snorrelax,
which is the big fat Pokemon.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
What does that mean? I think it was that's the
character snork A Lag. I think it was for Tyler.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Tyler, but there was no anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
It just said it was addressed to the Woody Show
and it didn't have There was no note on the
inside of a bunch of Pokemon stuff, so I gave
it to U Board.

Speaker 1 (01:59:20):
I figured it was for him, makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
I mean, I'm gonna keep him because he's the one.
Like would you say, like, is a Pokemon go you
were down to? Oh no, it's all Pokemon, all Pokemon games.

Speaker 21 (01:59:28):
I'm down to the last eleven Pokemon needed out of
twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
Yeah, congratulations, I know, regularly proud of that's incredible death.

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
Yeah, Master.

Speaker 1 (01:59:47):
Menace clause, thank you so much, Band Menace, no problem.

Speaker 12 (01:59:52):
Apparently the priestlett is a little thin wafer like a
pancake cookie thing.

Speaker 6 (01:59:59):
That sounds nice.

Speaker 1 (02:00:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:00:01):
Oh and by the way, I went to all the
sporting stores out there, and they only care about three
teams when it comes to baseball, The Yankees, the Dodgers,
and the A's A yeah, the Athletics and that was
really that's all.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
They had hats for those teams.

Speaker 3 (02:00:19):
I know I would have said, like maybe Chicago Cubs
or the Red Sox.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
Have photo proof that I went to all these believe, Yeah,
it was weird. I'll never go there to see for myself.

Speaker 6 (02:00:30):
But I believe go to London it is the easiest.

Speaker 3 (02:00:35):
That's not that's not it's not as difficult. I just
don't know what I would do once I'm there that
I would be that I would find interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:00:41):
Like what would you go to a castle and read
up on some queen?

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
So that's that's like that that was in Vienna.

Speaker 6 (02:00:50):
You could get tea Yeah, dude, you can get what
I did. You can go to that thing where they
bring out that like little carrying case and then there's
like multiple plates of different sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (02:01:04):
Yeah, that was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
You could meet my kids that are living.

Speaker 3 (02:01:09):
You're you're you're a sight seeing vacation guy. Which is
like why we can never be in a romantic relationship
because we vacation differently. Like Greg and I we could
easily be in a lover's really.

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
We could do so much sex on the beach.

Speaker 3 (02:01:20):
Yeah, because he and I vacation the same. Like our
idea of vacation is going somewhere sleeping in, sitting on
a beach and doing that for at least a week,
strike with alcohol that would drive menace nuts, you know,
and the idea of what Menace does sounds exhausting to me.

Speaker 1 (02:01:35):
It's a lot of walking.

Speaker 3 (02:01:36):
Yeah, when moved it to the end of the show,
I was just telling Jeff like, I don't know what's
going on. I'm exhausted today, Like what do we do today?
And I'm so like, I don't know that we ate
a lot guests, but yeah, like so the idea of like,
you know, getting a vacation from the work schedule and
then just running. As long as I've known menas man,
that's what he does.

Speaker 6 (02:01:56):
One day, Like I slept until like two in the afternoon,
but the time you grew up until uh midnight. I
went to I wanted to believe it or not. I
went to church. There's a Catholic church that did this
like light show uh in Vienna. It was dope.

Speaker 3 (02:02:11):
It was like Disney fantastic.

Speaker 5 (02:02:13):
And he got drunk one night.

Speaker 6 (02:02:14):
Thought oh. I kept on sending drunk videos to Greg
because it was like daylight.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
I'm like, Greg, can you believe this? So cool? By
the way, can I see her weader?

Speaker 3 (02:02:26):
If my wife is listening and anybody in this room
who knows me, can you imagine my wife's saying to me, Hey,
So there's this church and they have a light show.
Come my reaction to that. But wait, that's not it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
That's at night. So during the day we can go
visit a castle.

Speaker 7 (02:02:41):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, Greg and I have already agreed
to take your wife on like a romantic europe In vacation.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
I told her to go.

Speaker 3 (02:02:47):
I'll fully fund a like a like a chick trip
like you know, their friends or her girlfriends or whatever
like go, like I want her to experience those things.
I just know.

Speaker 1 (02:02:56):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
I just know that I would not be the best
person to do that with. I would I would not like,
I wouldn't pout to make like a scene about it.
I just it just wouldn't be a good time and
I wouldn't be into it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:08):
Yeah, you know, and that's the difference in style. That's it.

Speaker 3 (02:03:11):
If you love it great, that's that's awesome. I know
a lot of people do.

Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
The built in history of England is just so cool.

Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
Yeah, sure, Wembley, you can also go to Philly for history.
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:03:24):
Crazy is like we're celebrating one America is celebrating their
two hundred and fiftieth anniversary pretty entire man. I'm going
no I hung out with bad Bunny. He's American, but dude,
the the bars like some random pub is like way
older than America.

Speaker 5 (02:03:40):
When you're walking there, it's yeah, don't tell me about Philly.

Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. More what he
show's next?

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
Text right.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
Show anyways to be a part of things calling in
eight seven seven forty four Woody text in over to
two to nine eight seven. Somebody said that you were
in their dream last night, Gina lucky, and you were
so sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
That's how you know it's a dream.

Speaker 3 (02:04:11):
You're my teacher, educator, and for some reason, I've been
going through kind of a rough time in my life lately.
Same in the dream, and out of all the teachers,
you asked me how I was actually doing and gave
me a big hug. I totally see you being that
kind of person, super random, but I wanted to share.

Speaker 1 (02:04:28):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (02:04:29):
I have to say, I probably would be like, how
are you and you go in for the hug.

Speaker 3 (02:04:32):
Yeah, that's that's a Gina thing. I see her at
events and things like that.

Speaker 1 (02:04:36):
You're I like hugging. I like big talk. I don't
like small talk.

Speaker 5 (02:04:41):
I didn't mean you're good at hugging. I mean you are,
but you're good like comforting.

Speaker 1 (02:04:45):
I like, I don't like small. I don't know how
to do it, so I'm like, no. Really.

Speaker 3 (02:04:48):
A lot of people texting in in response to the
the does it hold up? Oh yeah, the different the
different items. I don't remember WWF ice cream bars though,
Oh yeah, I don't remember those.

Speaker 6 (02:05:05):
I think it might have been pasture time. You might
have been already too old.

Speaker 1 (02:05:10):
Old that be in the ice cream like stenciled on
the like ice cream sandwich. I don't remember that either, And.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
What made us ever think that?

Speaker 15 (02:05:18):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:05:18):
I remember some of those Hungry Man frozen dinners. They
would have the fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (02:05:22):
Did loved it? Not the best. It's not crispy, right, Yeah,
it's not crispy. Plus you got to deal with bones
and stuff, and it's super soggy. But I always chose
that one as a kid.

Speaker 3 (02:05:32):
Yeah, that Salisbury steak is a Mike Rib without the
sauce and the bun pretty much. It's also got somebody
else checking in on the text. Seven one four working
out almost dropped the weight on my face. That's not good,
Vagina Buster, Love you guys. Fourteen years in counting suck it,
Woody'll thank you for checking in. It's the vagina buster
when you drop the weight on your on your crotch,

(02:05:56):
like you know what you're doing, like sake, Look, I'm
gonna talk like a gym Personne. You're doing some skull
crushers with like a freeway, you know. Yeah, and so
you're and so you're on the uh so you're laying
flat on a bench. Greg, you know how we do this, right,
I know how to lie down?

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
Yeah, and then you do the skull crush.

Speaker 3 (02:06:14):
Triceps and stuff. Then you bring back and I've seen
the number of times like the weight comes back up
people kind of lose their bounces. They're sitting up and
the weight kind of crushes down on their on their
like crowdchair because they're maybe using weights a little above
their wooden their comfort zone.

Speaker 7 (02:06:28):
Do you say if a joint of buster and that's
what made them or they it sounds like somebody said
that and it made them laugh, Right, That's what that's
the impression I got.

Speaker 1 (02:06:34):
Now they could be talking.

Speaker 3 (02:06:34):
About it because I've heard that term before, like where
you're like you crush yourself with like a weight.

Speaker 12 (02:06:40):
They can talk about pelbric raises or thrusts, which a
lot of girls do because it is a butt exercise.
That's where they they stand underneath or they I should
say they almost lie underneath the bar. Their shoulders are
raised on a bench and then your hips go up straight. Yeah,
and then really because now you feel do you do
it standing up, you'll feel your glutes tightening. Girls do
it to increase their Okay that in peoples.

Speaker 1 (02:07:01):
Oh, I'm doing it right now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:07:03):
Oh, by the way, I wanted to bring up Sea
Mass what lucky I was thinking. I was thinking about this. Okay,
I think it may be time. If you think you
can handle it, it may be time to lift Sea
Bass's texting band. Oh and give them another chance. It
was never intended to be like a forever thing.

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
Yeah, you only hurt yourself by doing it.

Speaker 8 (02:07:24):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:07:25):
We haven't seen any of that though.

Speaker 12 (02:07:26):
Well, I guarantee if you look at the amount of
texts and responses and you can filter out just by
good and or neutral responses, it has gone down dramatically.

Speaker 1 (02:07:38):
Since I'm not on the text.

Speaker 12 (02:07:41):
That's not a metrical we get necessarily, so you have
to do some digging to find that but I guaranteed
the listener interaction on the text has gone down and
filtered by positive like it or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
I've not.

Speaker 3 (02:07:50):
I mean, it's anybody. I'm honestly, and.

Speaker 6 (02:07:52):
I don't disagree that the sheer volume of texts back
right maybe to one person to multipeople, I don't know many,
but yes.

Speaker 3 (02:08:01):
But the amount of texts that are coming in to
the show, I have not noticed that.

Speaker 6 (02:08:05):
That was my argument, is the text back.

Speaker 12 (02:08:09):
There are a lot of listeners out there who are
just like, oh, I guess they don't like me anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:08:15):
I'm looking through like, uh, you're not going to get
that text, you see.

Speaker 12 (02:08:20):
That's the thing you're that's the silent like when you
when a silent right, when a person stops going to
a restaurant, you often don't hear about it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
They're just not coming. Yeah, Like people are like, well,
I guess I guess the should doesn't.

Speaker 3 (02:08:30):
Really the problem was the about just the responses going back.
The responses going.

Speaker 12 (02:08:36):
Back handful and again cherry picked, the vast majority were
positive and or just neutral, thanks, hey, thanks for texting.

Speaker 3 (02:08:42):
There were some of those.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
There's some vast majority, vast.

Speaker 3 (02:08:45):
Majority, Yeah, like two steps forward, well, one step back
kind of thing, you know.

Speaker 12 (02:08:51):
Yeah, it's I I personally doesn't make any difference in
my life. Just shooting yourself in the foot by doing it.

Speaker 3 (02:08:57):
Yeah, if you're not interested in and forget it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:59):
Forget I brought it up.

Speaker 3 (02:09:00):
I'm sorry, Like all right, so constructive, self destructive that
it's a text. Jeff, you're kind of new. I mean,
what like from the we're also used to it, like
from the outside, you know, like, like, what do you
make of this?

Speaker 6 (02:09:18):
I love I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:09:19):
We all do, we do?

Speaker 1 (02:09:20):
We do? We do love it.

Speaker 3 (02:09:22):
I think love.

Speaker 1 (02:09:22):
I can't speak for Greg humor.

Speaker 11 (02:09:24):
I get his sarcasm, snarkiness. It doesn't it doesn't bother me.
I think it's fine. I don't know if I have
the same opinion in three months now.

Speaker 3 (02:09:33):
Now yet you know, yeah, we do, we do love you,
and we appreciate, we appreciate how much you're helping us
on the text.

Speaker 1 (02:09:40):
Yeah it was I could.

Speaker 5 (02:09:42):
Be intellectually honest. I appreciate what he does and yeah,
I told you I wish we were friends. Yeah, but
he doesn't like me.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
I invited you to my home on multiple cases. I
was busy that day.

Speaker 5 (02:09:52):
I told you, I said, I can make it tomorrow
when it's just one on one time and we can
really chat.

Speaker 3 (02:09:57):
Would break feel bad if he died? No, but hopefully
maybe someday he might die.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
In the line of work.

Speaker 3 (02:10:02):
And that's the that's the concern. That's oh concern. That's
not the word. I thought you were going to follow up.
That's the goal.

Speaker 1 (02:10:10):
No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (02:10:12):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 18 (02:10:16):
And that's gonna do it for Tuesday. Yeah, full show podcast.
Find it by going to the woodieshow dot com. Thanks
again to our friend Greg Fitzimmons Roles for coming in.
Always good to see Greg. Check out his website social
media for all the information. It's going to be An
ox Nard on Saturday doing a show there An ox
Stard at Oxtard Levity Live.

Speaker 3 (02:10:38):
Okay, so you check that out. Thank you, Greg Fitzsimmons.
We are back tomorrow all new show Anthony got for us.
Between now and then, you can leave on the after
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
also find his follow us on social media look for
us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right, Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
Yeah, it takes twenty one days to build a habit,
but only one hour of vacation to get really used
to not working.

Speaker 3 (02:11:05):
That is true, You got it. That's the thing with
having like a week off. It takes me until like
say it's like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, till about Wednesday to
kind of start to settle in, and then all of
a sudden, it's like, man, you're on the backside of
your time off.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 3 (02:11:21):
Just as you get like nice and relaxed, exactly, it's
over now, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:11:24):
Right back to it.

Speaker 3 (02:11:25):
But it's how it goes, just to start planning for
the next one, you know. A thank you very much,
Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the Woodies
show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (02:11:41):
S MD double M.

Speaker 3 (02:11:42):
Quit this bitch.