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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, Listener discretion is advice.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, morning, Woody.
It is day number three of five. It is Wednesday.
It's July the eighth, twenty twenty six, Woody, Greg Menace, Hi,
Jennie grad Sea mass I, Spy Sammy. We got Organ,

(01:00):
Jeff g is here, we got Vaughn Dumbass, Tyler bort
Menji all here on the job, ready to go and
get through this Wednesday. We got a lot of stuff
lined up for you. We've got some of the headlines
and all that stuff. We got the phones, of course
open for you eight seven seven four text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Birthday's porn of birthday coming
up for you here today July eighth, which is uh

(01:24):
be a kid again day, Although it seems like that's
something that everybody is just really kind of like every
day every day is act like a kid days, Yes, permit.
Permanent adolescent is a good way to describe it.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Which has fed the arrested development right fed the trading
cards slash Pokemon cards slash Disney Adults slash slash no
not having kids ever, slash treating my pet like it's
a kids Yeah, slash slash slash.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Stanley Mugs slash.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Okay, I know you're talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Me right here.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
As well. Yeah, well it applies to a lot of people,
and I wish I wish you could like it's it's
hard to sound like you're not saying people can't enjoy things.
It's just that, you know, uh, most people have maybe
one thing. But when you're entire like like you're an
adult and you like, you know, one thing that could
be seen as child, let's we'll use like Pokemon stuff. Sorry,

(02:18):
board nose shots fired. I'm not trying to like pick
on board here, I am, but I'm saying, like, no,
what I'm saying is like I'm using Pokemon as the example, right,
but then that means that everything else you have Transformers
and funk pops and no not bored, No, I'm saying,
but just.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I'm talking about like there are ten thousand these people
at Comic Con.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm saying, but if you like Pokemon, but the rest
of it be like you never had any idea like, well,
you're in the Pokemon because it's not there's not stickers
all over the place, and there's not they're not wearing
the shirts. They're wearing like, you know, like a polo
shirt and some khakis to work. But they just like Pokemon.
That's like one thing. But there seems to be a
lot where it's like it's just like Tom Hanks and
big you know what I mean, where it's like they're

(02:56):
an adult, but they're still dressing like the child version,
and there's stuff everything, Like there's everything, the stickers, the
lunch boxes, the water bottels, the whole the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
Yeah, but I think it's just a signal to attract
other people that have the same interest.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
So you can talk about because there's plenty of forms
and stuff that you can It's not like it's hard
to find. It's not like I'm walking to my car.
You don't need you don't need the physical you don't
need the physical smoke signal anymore to find find your people.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Well, we're talking about wearing something out in public. That
is what is called in group signaling.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't think people who have jeeps and they have
the dust but take away, I don't understand that. By
the way, I know this is going to hurt some people's.

Speaker 8 (03:39):
Feelings because I'm going to relate it to sports. But again, like, oh,
if you see another person wearing a jersey that you're into, like, oh,
that's cool, and yeah, maybe you may say something.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I understand what you're saying on that, but that would
mean that all your all your like drink wear at
home are all just like you know, uh whatever football
cups you know, and then people you have the football
phone and you have like football sheets, yeah, and you're
wearing football socks. Yeah, like where it just becomes where

(04:12):
it just like takes over it is.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Additionally, football is a sport created for and performed by
grown men, and I know people are gonna lie about it,
but the age appropriateness of Pokemon is designed for little kids.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
Yeah, my kid isn't even into it anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm yeah, just I don't know. There's a difference I feel,
and I can't we Once again, I'm really bad at articulating.
Kind of lame for a job like this too. But
you know, where you know, you can you can like something,
and I'm all about being a fan of something, but
it just seems like it's gone overboard where it almost
like Benjamin Buttoning. Yeah, you know what I mean where I.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Rip out over like machinery and explosions.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Constructions.

Speaker 9 (04:54):
Yeah, like you want to go in like an earth mover.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
And but it's not our entire life personality st I'm
not wearing Bob the Builder shirt, right, it doesn't it
doesn't like just take over like every every other aspect.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
And additionally, that's a design for adult things like building
and buildings and ravines.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I do want to go to that place in Vegas.
I know where you could, you know, use the excavators
and stuff.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
You gotta go because you've been talking about for a
decade and I followed ill closed by. There are other places.
It's not the only place you could do it. But yeah,
I talked about wanting to learn how to fly for
a while. Eventually eventually got that done, right.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You never got the mention smoker never got you know
what I had given up on the smoker. Yeah, it
takes too much time.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
That was about what a fifteen years design.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah. Speaking of food, it's National blueberry Day. Sure, it's
National Chocolate with Almonds Day. Never bad combo.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
I mean, I mean does it does chocolate need almonds?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
But no, does you mean does it need it?

Speaker 9 (05:48):
You'd rather just have a chocolate bar than like, is
it good? It's okay, it's not.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's not you're not using the chocolate as an almond delivery,
using the almond as a chocolate Okay, that I support.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's National ice Cream Sunday today. Dude went to a
place in Pittsburgh De Lucas, very very well known breakfast spot,
and they had and I guess it was featured on
Man Versus Food when and uh it was ice cream
Sunday pancakes. It's a pile. Yeah, it's it's pancakes that

(06:20):
have scoops of ice cream on top and then all
the chocolate drizzle and the whipped cream and.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hardcore.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
But I've seen like waffle shops that do that. It's
with waffles and it's ice cream.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
In Belgium a million years ago. That's how you eat it.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
I have to ask listeners if they know any place
in America where you can get these Austrian pancakes.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
What do you would love it?

Speaker 8 (06:48):
They're super crazy thick and they chop them up like
it's Betty Hannah, Like they have like this huge like
walk thing that they make them in Yeah, and they're
super thick, and it's already like pre cut like the
child when they bring you the plate.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Dude, it is so bomb.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
So he's talking about Kaiser Schmarn or the Emperor's messy
Fla style pancakes that are torn into bite sized pizzas
caramelized with butter and sugar.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh nice. And then fruit compote or apple sauce.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Fruit.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I cannot stop thinking about it. A fruit compote on
something like that, it's pretty good if it was like
really sugary. Let me ask you a questions since you're
talking about childish things and food. I've noticed this a
couple of times recently where you see adults when they
get a steak or like a chicken breast or whatever,
they'll cut it up, the entire thing into the bite

(07:40):
sized pizzas pieces before they start to eat it.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Five.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes, okay, I saw that as super you that I
saw that. It's like super like your mom did that
before so she wouldn't have to stop every two seconds
and start cutting more for you. But like as as
a grown adult, like you take your knife, you had
a couple of pieces, like you know, like one slice
off the steak and you cut that maybe in the
two or three like smaller bite sized pieces, and then

(08:06):
you just have that. You don't cut the entire thing
up ahead of If you do.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
That, you're letting all the juice.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I mean, I don't you know, I don't do it,
but I support it. Why you do? I would do it.
It's faster to shovel in your face. Yeah, number one.
And that's how are fatas served to you? But they're
already they're already cut.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Up right a lot of times, a lot of times
at a steak russ and a good steakhouse that they
prepare like a big sea.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Bike so you can serve it up to other people.
It's it's for two, it's for the table. I'm so
let's say let's say it. I know you hate this cut.
Let's say you get an eight ounce filet okay and
it rides to the table. You immediately take your knife
and cut the entire thing up into bite sized pieces.

(08:49):
But I would.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I think there's a difference between cubing like bite size and
then just like a nice against because if you get
the knife out, why not finish the cutting?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
If you're going like against the grain, you're getting nice
like a slice.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
We had a kit guy that you introduced me to
on social media. He would absolutely destroy you for.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Some fancy what's the same fancy homo, Yeah, yeah, fancy.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't know if it's an official etiquette rule or whatever.
It always just seemed very childish. I'm sure to do it, Jeff.
I do it because I like to.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
Like if I'm having like chicken, and I have like
mashed potatoes or green beans or some other stuff.

Speaker 11 (09:20):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I like taking a piece of like the chicken and
then getting.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
You know, I don't do that flavors.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
You can still do that, don't cut the entire chicken breasty,
but then it's cool time efficient. Yeah, for dipping too,
like you just one after.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
But you hold the knife in your fist. Oh yeah,
you have some culture, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Eight seven seven forty four wooding. He says the text
over to two two nine eight seven. We do have
some birthdays here for you. They get the birthday music
on birthdays and birthday shown.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Its shimm it's shimmer and you know you don't.

Speaker 12 (10:03):
I know.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Somebody here hates him, thinks he's very overrated. Celebrity chef
Wolfgang Puck, God's favored. Stop being fooled by this guy.

Speaker 13 (10:12):
People, he's seventy seventy seven years old. To that, I'm
telling you, have you ever been to a location? People listening? Yeah,
and like you know what that was good? No Mid
or below mid?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
The worst, most overrated chef of life? You guess.

Speaker 12 (10:29):
I can.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I can see where you can make the arga for overrated.
It's not bad, Like the food's not bad. I've been
to I've been to plenty of wolf You're the same
guy who's gonna make an argument to me about like
you're gonna bring up some random things that bubble Gumps
is good. It's better than Wolfgang. No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
No, it's not stop you have been the standalone locations
are like the little thing.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
That on the on the go everything. I've been to
all of them. Most overrated chef, I mean I've been
there too. I would just I would just you know, disagree.
I'm not saying it's the best thing I've ever had.
It's not bad. It's not bad. It's good. That's Spago. Yeah, man,
that's what I'll give you. Overrated. Kevin Bacon is sixty
eight years old today. Imagine the party next year.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's gonna be hot.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Beck is fifty six, Milo Ventimia.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
Oh I love that guy, My love Amelia.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah I say that.

Speaker 14 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
He was on the Dad Jack and This is Us
and he was forty nine years old. David Corn Sweat Corn,
sweet Arm, Sweat, Orn Sweat, Superman, the new Superman guy.
How do you say his name? Corn, Sweat and Sweat Sweat.
He's thirty three.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Albut them would like looks with Cavell the previous call.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Sophia and Bush from One Tree Hills forty four. Billy Crudip,
he was in Almost Famous and more recently on the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
He's fifty eight.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Jack Limberg, the Pittsburgh Steelers legend is seventy four. And
Greg your man bashing Man Scalco.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
All right, yeah see, I'm kind of going back to him.
Wonderful movie.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's his birthday today, he's fifty three years old. And
then you're porn on birthday days. Rachel Kevin Bildy, what
I do like this specifical times it's this birthday girl.
She has sampled more sausage than the County Fair. Judge
Guys six and thirty four fine films, including Blow and

(12:23):
Go MILFs. She was in Blonde Mom's Blow Best. Also,
Rachel Milf is a daredevil public flasher who likes it deep,
short and sweet. Yeah right, that took up the entire
case of the DVD. She was in Banging for the
TV Remote. Also in Busty, Milf teases her divorce lawyer

(12:43):
with giant boobs. Greg, she was in Impromptu Lesbian King
d yep, and then who can forget her un role
in the Dainty Dildo Diddler.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
Oh, like a villain in Batman.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's Rachel, who's forty two years old today, and as
your poorn a birthday, your selebrity birthdays. And that is
what we got for you right now here on The
Woody Show. We'll take a quick break. We'll come back
more what he shows next, Hang up The Woody Show
and we begin another new hour insensitivity training for a

(13:16):
politically correct world. Budding Greg Nis, Yeah, Jinny grad is here.
Phones are open eight seven to seven forty four? Whatdye? Text?
Us over to two two nine eighty seven trending news headlines?
What are those looking like?

Speaker 9 (13:30):
Well?

Speaker 7 (13:30):
That was fast.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
The US has launched a bunch of strikes on Iran.
In response to them attacking three commercial ships in the
Strait of Hormouth is what he calls it, and according
to Iranian officials, the tankers ignored warnings. So with these
new attacks happening, the peace negotiations are off the table
the US, as Iran is the one who violated their
ceasefire agreement by attacking those ships. And as for how

(13:52):
this affects US again, well, of course oil prices shot
back up six percent overnight, so you know, gas is next,
I'm quite sure. And a high rise under construction in
Manhattan is at risk of collapsing, did.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
You Yeah, I saw that, wasn't it. Like the Pfiser
like was in that building and then they're converting it
to housing. Yeah, yeah, so they use yeah, so that
they're doing like a remodel of it. And I don't
know who they hired to bring in there, but not good.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yeah all that great? Yeah, yeah, because two of its
support columns have buckled. The New York City Fire Department
got a call about bricks falling from the thirty seven
story building, and they responded. They found that the twenty
first and twenty second floors were sagging.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Actually, I do know who they hired to bring in
the world's dumbest construction crew.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I have a clip here of this dude. Oh yeah, yeah,
this worker.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Yeah, here's what they're saying about it.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Listen to his great insight on this Columns. I'm not
the full stop Ben like that.

Speaker 9 (14:50):
What yeah wait wait wait wait wait they are. They're
really not supposed to be, got it?

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Okay, Columns, I'm not stop Ben like that. But who knows,
you know, And I don't know, honestly, what can happen?
Anything could happen.

Speaker 15 (15:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, that's the guy that's doing the building.

Speaker 16 (15:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
They had a really competitive bid.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Yeah, right, for free buildings all around it, including schools.
They've been evacuated and engineers stabilize the sagging floors, which
is nice, but the fire department says the building looks
very unstable and really could collapse. Oh no, everybody, yeah
for real. Well, two crazy games finished off the round
of sixteen in the World Cup yesterday. In the first game,

(15:36):
Messi and Argentina came back from two goals down to
beat Egypt three to two.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Jeff, do you have the clip of the goal?

Speaker 12 (15:44):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (15:45):
You got to hear this announcer Jeff.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Jeff was listening to this in the office. Man, this
guy this is the one calling me. He was gassed out.

Speaker 9 (15:55):
Yeah, I think he lost his voice.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Oh my god. Yeah, listen to this. Sounds like a
dying animal. Wow, this is not edited, guys.

Speaker 9 (16:21):
Yeah, that's passion.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
He wanted that really long one. But you can tell
from the jump like.

Speaker 9 (16:26):
You couldn't get there. And in game number two, Colombia
and Switzerland's game was decided by penalty kicks, with Switzerland
coming out on top four to three. They're moving to
the quarterfinals and those start tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
I kind of like those shootouts, you like that. I
love them when they do the shootouts, that's kind of fun.

Speaker 10 (16:44):
They're so tense, man, and you can just see the
stress on everybody's faces. And when you miss a penalty, yeah,
you feel like yourself.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
They get death fans for sure. Okay, So Paraguay and
Senator Celeste Maria.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
This bitch is cool.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
Razy. She had some insane words for French national player
Killing Bappe, which every kid my son's age knows about
in all of his jersey. So check this out. She said,
this brute hasn't even learned to write instead of breast milk.
He grew up sucking on coconuts.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Like, why was she talking about him in the first place. Yeah,
because he's a star. They played each other, yea. What
happened caused her to start like talking SMEs.

Speaker 9 (17:24):
It's friendly smack talk, And she said the most educated
creature he's ever heard were chimpanzees, So she's nuts. Then
Bope came back very eloquently, said, Madame Celeste Maria, you
are a despicable woman and unworthy of your position. You
do not represent Paraguay, the country which has sweated passion
and honor throughout the competition. Well, she doubled down. She

(17:47):
came back and she said, yes, my post against Imboppe
was racist. That's why I deleted it. It was unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
You're guys, That's why I deleted it. Right Hello.

Speaker 9 (18:00):
However, I will not apologize. I said what I had
to say. I come from a society where gays were beaten,
and it's where calling someone an N word was the
most usual thing. Have patience, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
You don't know where I come from exactly.

Speaker 9 (18:19):
And Okay, these goddamn needo toys. I know your daughter
is familiar with these. Oh my god, they're everywhere. They're
all over my house. Yeah, they're like squishy cubes there.
They are, these like sensory blocks and stretch them and
squeeze them whatever. But the problem is these idiot kids
are freezing them and microwaving them because of course, a

(18:40):
stupid social media challenge. And so the center of these toys.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
You challenge put them in the hospital.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
So it has this like thick goo like liquid inside
that expands when it heats up, and it's exploding all
over kids. So of course on the box it says
do not heat or freeze, but they're not reading that,
and burns have been the most common injury. So hot
needo toys can't explode, and of course burn all over
your face, your eye's mouth, body, even cause internal damage
if some dummy swallows it. And in Missouri, a seven

(19:12):
year old girl ended up in a medically induced coma
after anido exploded in her microwave and just coated her
in this like molten, sticky lava. So the moral of
the story, please stop with these TikTok trends.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, I went in to go say good night to
my daughter and she was you know, watching TV and
she had one of these things. I'm like, what is
all over your hands? She had like been pulling and
stretching or whatever, and one of them broke open. Then
she had the stuff just all over her hands, but
she was still doing it. What is wrong with you?
So go clean your hands off? She said, it feels cool.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
It feels cool.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
It feels cool. It looked like her hands. Greg were like,
if you ever grabbed just those big marshmallows and just
start kneading them with her hands? Yeah, and that like
that how crazy easy? Sticky? Yeah, the marshmallow is, yes,
but it just coated all over your fingers, all over
your hands. I'm like, don't touch any of my furniture,

(20:07):
don't touch any of my stuff. Go wash your hands immediately.
And this feels cool.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
And it happened with your daughter, and it even happened
yesterday with my kid. Going to some friend's house, they
grab these giant like bags of needles. Why are you
taking it?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Ok? So what a trade?

Speaker 9 (20:24):
Start trading by any of this? So why what are
you trading?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
And it's crazy how expensive for what.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
They are if you can even find them?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Well, yeah, that's the thing because it's the thing right now.
So they're difficult to get because.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
There's something wholesome about it, though, Like I see how
annoying it would be because it's all sticky and messy.
But at least they're not just sitting there not talking
to each other on their phones.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
At least it's not a crack them in the microwave
them open. Don't get your sticky, crappy hands all over
my stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Kids love squishy, stretchy things. When I was a kid,
we had stretch armstrong.

Speaker 9 (20:55):
Oh I love stretch arms strong.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I stretched it so much that I didn't know that
I tore like his arm and Peter whatever, and all
this coop came out and then I had an ant infestation.
They were attracted to the goop weird because they put
sugar in it.

Speaker 11 (21:08):
Do that?

Speaker 9 (21:09):
Why?

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I don't know what's the goop made of.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
That's you know what my fidget was as child? My nails,
I bit my nails. How many of the stuff do
you remember?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I think they were called like not not water wiggles,
but oh the water willie.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
The water wheel that slips through your hands and you
keep doing that.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
It's basically like a pocket vagina yes, it is okay,
you know exactly, And it would be difficult to hold
it because that was your point slip through your hands.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
You have to keep catching it.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I wonder how many teenage boys try to bang one
of those things. Probably you're looking at one. Sure, well,
I tried to form it around, you know, round a
bunch of stuff, and this is the first the kids
like it was good.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
No, it was like in the quarter machines, you get
like a little slime or like, yeah, the wall or
the hands that stick.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Against Yeah, hair and crap all over them. Can hair?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Remember coushballs balls they had. The cool one was the
one where they had the little mini ones, little mini
coushballs and you can use like a slingshot people.

Speaker 9 (22:16):
Yes, and remember the Rose o'donald talk show. That was
her thing falls into the audience.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Then she got the sling shot.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
Well, finally, like we needed more evidence of how much
mental illness there is. Right now people are selling trash
that might have come from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.
It was all stuff, Yeah, it was all stuff that
came from outside Madison Square Garden. It says as close
to Taylor and Travis as big day as you could
have gotten without an invite, and they're selling soda can

(22:47):
tops and a single air pod, all this crap for
twenty five bucks apiece. It's all sold out.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah. So people were collecting garbage around, garbage around Madison
Square Garden.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
Yeah, this isn't even the paste.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
And then they went and they went online and they
were selling this stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
It was.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
It all sold yeah, and the twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Apiece as if Taylor licked it, and even if she
did lick it.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
There was also someone on eBay who listed a bag
of air that was supposedly collected at Madison Square Garden
wedding that.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, an racer.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
The description says, this isn't just a bag, it's history.
You can breathe frame it, display it proudly next to
your era's tour march and signed football's or gifted to
that one friend who still believes in fairy tales.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Crag in this building that would buy that stuff. That's
literally our friend Jill down the hall. Yeah, I started
with people.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Jill.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, that was disturbed.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I can think of four people right off the top
of my head, but she's the one we talked about
before where she was like Taylor walked by just starting
bout it might have been. Had it on social media, dude,
it's not a secret. She was allegedly Oh the guy
we just watched pop somebody in the in the head
with a gun allegedly allegedly, No, we saw it. Well,
it was on social media.

Speaker 9 (24:11):
The asking price for the bag of air is fifty
thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
So elect you.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
Pennies think they had to take that down. Yeah, the
listing is gone, but that was the asking price a.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Bag of air. I a Taylor fan buys it and
just has a financial roathing bag.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
You know, it's really annoying.

Speaker 12 (24:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I just heard a story. There's a guy works for
our company and he posted it was an AI video.
There was a bunch of these going around where he
was standing with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey like as
they're in you know, wedding dress and tuxedo. It looks
like he was at the wedding. Yeah right now. It
wasn't like he was trying to convince anybody that he

(24:56):
was really at the wedding. It was just the big
he's on a he on a big top forty like
a pop radio station, and he posted this. Yeah, there
were so many of those, it was just silly anyway. Uh,
there are a couple of people within radio that were
like taking like such huge exception to this, and these
accounts that were taking like such huge exception to it,

(25:17):
and just this is the dumb it but like almost
angry about it, which I that part I don't understand.
But forget that for a second. It got to some
of the corporate muckety MUCKs and they called this guy
and made him take it down.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
Why I didn't get that. It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I don't get it. I like, you have to take
that down. Why he wasn't even trying to convince anybody
that he was really there. It was just a well there's.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
A million others, Yeah, everyone correcting it.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, the same way everybody took that stupid picture from
the people on top of the Empire State Building and
just put their brand on whoever the flag was they
had up there, Like man, one person saw that and
then everybody did it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
So if we said listen to the would have gotten.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
By the end of the day. Yeah, I saw like
every every person I know on radio they put their
show on that flag and had it on there. I
think it's called I think it's called I think it's
called brand jacking. Yeah, so basically, you take something that's
like big, could be a World Cup thing, could be
this you know, empire state building thing, and correct, and

(26:23):
so it's it's a thing for social media, like a
marketing type thing for social media. But I don't I
asked him, I said, why why do they make you
take it down? Because I think it has to do
something with like guaranteed human because the company keeps pumping
this guaranteed human thing. But my understanding is that just
means that the DJs that you hear on the air
are real people. It's not like an AI generated voice thing.

(26:47):
And then also like the music that you're hearing on
any of our stations wasn't created with AI. There're actual Yeah,
Like it doesn't mean like like there's plenty of things
that that are AI is. You know, whether it's putting
together a PowerPoint presentation for a sales meeting or you know,
different different things like that. Yeah, but I didn't understand

(27:08):
the reaction, and you must take it down.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
I promise you. Hr whoever told him didn't understand either.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I think I know what it is. It's the it's
the muckety MUCKs that called the guy who's like runs
the group of radio stations where this guy is, and
then he had to call this more. This morn show
host is in the Radio Hall of Fame. Yeah, you know.
I mean he's a good dude, he's I understand what
it is. I know what it is. It is a
really simple answer, which is is if they didn't get

(27:36):
the original image from a certain service.

Speaker 9 (27:39):
Oh, it's just that.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, it wasn't about that is that he's in our company.
For a fact, if you do not get an image
from certain service, you cannot post it on It was
an AI generated image.

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Is it that he's so famous he could know this
person and people could get confused and like if I
did it?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, no, it's just one of him and Taylor Swift
that everybody used. That wasn't the photo the actually is AI. No, no, no,
this was completely right. This was completely AI generated that
I got nothing. It has put me in a picture
with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey in wedding dresses and tuxedos,

(28:21):
and it generates it well, one that was no different one.
I'm telling you dude, Yeah, I'm I was thinking it
was more along the lines of somebody did want their
wedding invitation getting, you know, revoked that. We have a

(28:41):
conference room here at the radio station named the Taylor
Swift Conference Room. So they go pretty hard, which I get.
It's a big artist and everything else, but I don't
understand that. I get the point here is whatever The
point here is, why was everybody reacting so like fiercely
angry about people posting you know, uh an ai generated like, hey,

(29:03):
look standing here with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey in
the get it.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Rest that Greg and I will not be posting that.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
If she walks by, like Jill ruined my weekend.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Also, by the time it's hit radio people, it's already
played the Woodie Show. Well, I'd like to introduce you
to this woman. Her name is Patty Shuka. She's a teacher.
She teaches little kids. She's the star of this educational
video that sounds way more dirty than she's She's teaching

(29:47):
kids the alphabet through song. And when it got to
the letter N.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
N, things took a turn.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
What word did she decide to use and n naughty,
naughty national national very dirty.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Yeah, I still think Nancy like I think of names when.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
I do that, like Nancy. But again, the video sounds
way more dirty than it was intended.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'm gonna say I'm sticking with naughty.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, the word is nut not.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Is that a verber non?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
And here's the song that she was in teaching the
alphabet gets the letter N and she goes with nut and.

Speaker 14 (30:34):
Is but net net on my head, net on my nose,
net in my mouth?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Crunch crunch.

Speaker 14 (30:44):
Oh is nut?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Nut in my mouth?

Speaker 14 (30:54):
Is net on my head, net my nose, neut in
my mouth?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Crunch crunch.

Speaker 15 (31:04):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (31:05):
And what good time?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah? She is a good good time. She's a nice lady.
Not in my mouth, teddy sho things that sound dirty.
But aren that's a banger right there. Yeah, it's like
that game we used to do. Porn or not porn? Yeah,
all right, so porn or not porn? Answer, of course

(31:34):
is not porn. But that's what is it?

Speaker 9 (31:37):
Like a porcupine?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That is a kitten eating food, gobbling like a turkey.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Yeah, cat, No, that sounds like a French bulldog.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Puppy porn or not porn, porn or not porn, porn,
not porn, porn, not porn. It was the cartoon.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
It was a very tense scene where this little girl
was climbing the side of a cliff and she was
like straggling together. God, yeah she was. She was trying
to climb and she's like, yeah, she's krying to pull
herself off. But because the background you here like it because it.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Sounds like, oh is it not like canti, like the
stuff that Tyler watches.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, it was like some kind of like Japanese okay,
because that is porn.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
Yes, I have voiced a lot of Japanese anime, not hentai,
but like I have been asked a million times to
be like like, that's like a scary noise, but it's
not porn.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
But Tyler he's obsessed with ti so like I heal
phone sound like that, like like.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
Like octopus tentacles invading women And yeah, we talked about that.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Well, there's a there's a game for kids. In the
commercial for this game called mister Bucket, it kind of
reminded me that, uh that and is for nuts song,
Uh huh Yeah, mister Bulkan yeah, like you have like
this face on it and these like balls would pop
out and you had to like that. Yeah, well here's
the here's the car.

Speaker 17 (33:30):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I'm mister b I'm mister.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Mister Bok. Put your balls in my top. Yeah, and
then your balls pop out of his mouth. Mister the game,
mister Bucket the first to get their balls and the
mister Bucket wins.

Speaker 18 (33:49):
But look out, the balls will pop out.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Of his mouth. The ball my mouth.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I'm mister bass, mister Bucket from Milton brat Man.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I remember as a kid watching that on TV.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
This is just competitive cleaning the balls.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
You just put them back in the bucket.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Favorite game exactly organized.

Speaker 14 (34:13):
Is for net Net on my head, Net on my nose,
Net in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Crunch crunch, Oh, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch crunch.

Speaker 14 (34:30):
Ah ne on my nose, Net in my mouth, crunch crunch.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
All right, more what it shows that I'm not wearing
a helmet.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
It's not gonna wear a helmet.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Likes straight up. You guys are idiots. Show show show,
all right.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Where's the where's Morgan? Morgan? Somebody bring Morgie. I know
what you can hear us, So.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Jump on it.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I just wanted to get a I just want to
get an update. How's how's things going? My wife asked
me yesterday, and I did that thing like you know
most guys, no, but you hang out with your friends
and whatever and you know, oh hey, how to go
with menace? Oh god?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
So how's he doing? How's it going?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
Like?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
What do you mean you didn't talk to like, well,
he's getting married?

Speaker 9 (35:28):
You spent two hours with him?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
No? Yeah, I know, but well are they going on
the honeymoon?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I call him.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
So my wife's asking me, like, you know, all the details,
like what's what's going on? Like how's the what's dog?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
The dog?

Speaker 12 (35:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, I have been wanting to ask you, but I
want to give you space.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
That's what. That's what. That's what my wife said.

Speaker 12 (35:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't want to, but I figured since you you
mentioned on the air, we can like just check in
on an update because I know people are curious, you know, and.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
It's nice of y'all to ask.

Speaker 15 (35:55):
He's it's really nice, yeah, very very nice. He an't
walk or move so like his front legs are fine.
But anytime he needs to go outside, if he doesn't
pee on himself in the house, I have to use
this towel or I just bought this sling and I
like kind of wheel barrel.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
So what do they say? That was again like like
what's causing that? He can't they know? They don't know
that they do like any imaging or things like that.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
They can for more money that He's very like, I
got to know if you did that already.

Speaker 15 (36:26):
No, I did all the x rays, I did the
blood tests and all that, and it came back diabetes
and arthritis, right, but that was nothing really new.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
So yeah, I mean he's with it mentally. That's why
I just don't know what to do yet. But it's
it's weird.

Speaker 15 (36:38):
I was telling Gina that earlier, that we're getting this
weird communication going where he can tell me now like
he needs to go to the bathroom and so kind
of like signal to me or kind of try and
get up, and I'm like, okay, let's let's go wherever
you need to go, drink water whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I'm not even joking, But have you tried marijuana.

Speaker 7 (36:57):
I was giving for you?

Speaker 15 (36:58):
Yeah, well I was giving him cebe before I took
him to the VET a couple of weeks ago, and
I think that was helping. But again, all the meds
he's on right now, he's so sedated that that itself
is making it look like he's done.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
Is he's still?

Speaker 9 (37:10):
Is he still? Like does he get excited about food?

Speaker 7 (37:14):
Yeah, he'll still.

Speaker 15 (37:15):
Eat, but he's not like he doesn't get excited anymore
because he can't. Oh yeah, he's not wagging his tail,
He's not you know, he'll move his front legs.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
But so what's the uh, what's your thought? Like, what's
your plan right now? Just kind of keep this.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
God, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (37:32):
The vet wants me to start doing insulin shots, so
depending on how much that costs, I'm gonna try that
for a while. And like it sounds so dark, but
ideally like he just dies at home with me, you know,
like I don't want to take him to get back.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
What do they think insulin shots are going to do?
It restores walking?

Speaker 7 (37:48):
That's the thing.

Speaker 15 (37:49):
They can't answer that for me, of course, So that's
where the decision comes of.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Like they sure can give you a quote though, all
of a sudden, Uh, you know, when we got back
on our trip. You know, it was happening a little
bit right before we left, like our dog was not
putting much weight on her back left leg, and we
thought she just kind of like you know, tweaked it
or whatever. But like it's been a week and we're like, hummm,

(38:13):
she seems otherwise fine. She eats when I walk in
the house, she grabs a toy, she runs the front door.
Tail's going, she's like to see me. I go, hll right,
and maybe she's just like there's I don't know, she
tweaked it or something.

Speaker 12 (38:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well, finally we took her to the vet yesterday and
she is like, your husband, she snapped her like what,
it's the dog.

Speaker 14 (38:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah. So there were like basically two ligaments that go
that kind of criss cross their knees, which I didn't
realize that dogs had knees.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Dogs get diabetes.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah, so she in playing or
doing something. It happens with bigger dogs all the time
because all like, especially as they get older, they'll run,
but it can even happen to young puppies and stuff.
They'll run and they'll change the direction really quick, and
that's like how h yeah, acl same kind of thing.
So now she has to have surgery.

Speaker 9 (39:04):
Oh no, well we got a good surgeon talking about
expensive Yeah.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Right.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Guess this point though, the CVD really helps until then,
does it.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah? Now the good news is because you know, she's
a Golden Retriever. Golden Retrievers have like notoriously terrible hips.
They end up having like hip dysplasia and all the
other thing. They did the imaging thing yesterday and like
the hips are great, it's just this one thing. And
apparently this surgery that she's got to have, like it
sucks the first week after because you got to like
kind of almost do everything. Yeahah, but it's an eight

(39:34):
week recovery. And this is my first experience ever with
you know what's going on. So as we were talking
about this, that's when my wife yesterday said, Hey, I
want to reach out to Morgan, but she didn't want to.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
Yeah, okay, you just gave.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
Me an idea, Woody and Morgan. Okay, So this is
gonna sound insane and it's probably a bad idea. That
being said, we have not one, but two wheelchairs in
our house. Could you pick up Jeffrey put him in
the wheelchair? And like take him on a walk.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
He wouldn't fit.

Speaker 9 (40:02):
It's huge, it's giant.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Why do you want to put a dog around on
a wheelchair?

Speaker 9 (40:07):
Them dragging him on a blanket and.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
To go for a walk just just it was.

Speaker 9 (40:11):
Just to wheel him wherever he needs to go.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
But I would love to go on a walk with him.

Speaker 15 (40:15):
That's another thing with losing animals is all these things
happen and I didn't realize, Oh that was our last
walk a couple of days ago. Oh that was the
last time he'll get on the couch with me. So
I would love to wheel him around.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
There we got an extra one.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
You see those videos? You ever see the videos where
parents what what? I think? It's like the dogs last
day thing?

Speaker 19 (40:34):
No?

Speaker 9 (40:35):
Thank god?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Although man, like I know one time I walked into
the vet's office, the same one we went to yesterday,
and on the counter they had a thing of chocolates. Yeah,
and it's basically for people who are coming in to
give their dog, Like you know, no, no dogs should
die without ever tasting chocolate. But I set in the
heaven with chocolate. Mike, why would you have this run
in the front desk for me? I absolutely hate being

(40:57):
at it at the that a long time sitting in
the lobby because eventually you'll hear people sobbing.

Speaker 12 (41:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, like the last time was on the Colchoy. There
was those videos where people are posting you know that
you you don't realize the last time you ever pick
up and hold your child? Right, So like when's the
last time your mom like picked you up and held
you right. So you have these people who have like
fifteen year olds and they're like all right, yeah. They
go all right, I'm gonna pick you up. And they're

(41:25):
like what, I'm gonna pick you up and I'm just
gonna hug you and I need you to be okay
with it. Yeah, and they're like so that way, and
you see these moms, these moms like picking these fifteen
year olds up, the boys, yeah, and there, wrap your
legs around, wrap your legs around, and then they're holding
on to them and then they start crying and stuff
like that because it's like this is the last time
they're ever gonna hold their their kid. And then your yeah,

(41:51):
and you're pushing mom r wheelchair and they're like, yeah,
this is weird.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Uh. There's a dog in Kansas who was running away
from fourth to July firework fell into a fifteen foot
deep well. I know he is safe though, because someone
heard him crying for help. So the animal control officers,
please five fires. They all work together to pull him
out of the well. He's like the baby Jessica of Dugan. Yeah,
so got away. They got him cleaned up. They fed
him some brisket, which you know, he he's all good now,

(42:18):
and they've decided to name him Brisket's Yeah.

Speaker 12 (42:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
See in some other Dugan news, a heroic little Dugan
in Connecticut save the day. Six year old boy standing
in the driveway. All of a sudden, this black bear
appears out of nowhere and starts running toward this kid.
Oh wow, Like, dude, you see these stories. There's a guy,
it was on his drive driveway cam and he's just
walking out to his car a normal day, opens the door.

(42:43):
There was a friggin bear in there in the car,
in the car waiting for it, and he jumps like
whoa the bears Just like my question is like, how
did the bear get in there?

Speaker 20 (42:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
People? Because the doors were closed.

Speaker 9 (42:59):
Window opens like.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
He had the door. He didn't leave the door of
the truck open. He came out like the next day,
and the and the bears in there and the doors
closed behind him.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I mean they can lift trash cans and.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Stuff, so they Yeah. Anyway, so again the six year
old boys in the driveway. All of a sudden, there's
a black bear now charging towards them. Kids standing there
not sure what to do. The family's husky comes bolting
out starts barking up a storm to get the bear
to go away. So the dog put itself between the
boy and the bear, and then the little duken bit

(43:34):
the bear on the ass, which finally got the bear
to go away. It's pretty cool. There's a video of
the whole thing, and here's a clip of the boys
dad talking about this on the news.

Speaker 16 (43:47):
She always puts herself like in between strangers and the kids.
But you know, you always wonder in the back of
your head, like what's going to happen if if she
needs to protect us, And now now we.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Know, Yeah, the kid was unharmed, the little dude and
got a steak dinner, and I know, the goodest boy.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, my grandma had a German shepherd that used to
put itself between me and the roadway. So as kind
of like created a little barrier.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Just a video that's been shared a ton over the
last year or so, where you know, it's it's an
again like an outside surveillance kind of camera looking thing.
And there's a guy on the other side of the
street walking the dog off leash, and then there's a family,
little kid who's walking and this dog across the street
starts running toward this kid like aggressively, not like oh,

(44:33):
I'm gonna go play, And here comes the boy's dog
and jumps right in hell yeah and starts scrapping. If
you ever watch like Lady in the Tramp, you know
where you know the tramp comes to the to the
rescue and starts chopping up with all the other dogs
that are about to cause trouble, and uh, you know,
uh protected the kid because then the mom was able

(44:55):
to get over there and pick the she can still
pick the kid up. He's yeah, picked the kid up.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
And you are you supposed to stick your finger in
the dog's butt to get them to stop?

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Yes, you just stop fighting?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, is that right? That's what came up with that.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
It turns out you want to get them to stop fighting, just.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Say you want to finger a dog.

Speaker 8 (45:14):
My favorite thing that my two dogs do is I
have one that's like always acting like it's going to
go run and attack something, and I'll go halfway just
to wait for the other dog to blow past it.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
And actually, like, you know, handle business eight seven food, well,
good luck and uh, you know, keep keep this up.
A lot of people are interested, but they don't. They
don't want to. They don't want to bother.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
You with it, you know.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Yeah, and I don't want to keep posting about it
because it's sad.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
So well, no, it's it's sad. But people number one,
people care about you. More importantly, people care about animals. Yeah, yeah,
what I mean, like they like you, they love animal.
I know how much you love the term hack. This
is a good pro tip.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
Oh better than hack, but just tip tip.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I guess from a professional though, is there?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah right, you know I've seen all the stories and
people are like, man, I don't know what I'm gonna
do now. Student loan payments just went through the roof
for a lot of people, and things were already expensive,
and so you know, now you're you're unlike the government,
You're forced to then go back through your budget and
figure out how to make things go, To make a

(46:25):
make a dollar stretch even more right, by all means
start buying garbage from the Taylor Swift wedding bags of
air off of eBay for fifty thousand.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Dollars literal garbage.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
But other people are actually going through and you know,
trying to trying to make things work. This guy, he
shared his trick on how he feeds his family of
five for under fifty bucks at chick fil A. Oh okay, yeah,
it kind of reminds me of but people are doing
it Chipotle, where they would go and they would get

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like the just the extra.

Speaker 9 (46:59):
Torti yes, and make their own burritos.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, and asked for whatever. There was some there was
some math to it where it's like, if you did this,
you end up getting this percentage more food out of it.

Speaker 9 (47:10):
Yeah, they get a bowl and ask for a tortilla.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah. It's like even if you're not interested in the fries,
it's better to get the meal because if you just
ordered the sandwich and the drink by themself, yeah, you
might as well just order the stupid thing with the
fries and like Greg says, just throw them away.

Speaker 9 (47:27):
You know, just sure it's America.

Speaker 12 (47:29):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, So anyway, so here's what this guy he's how
he does the family of five for under fifty bucks.
They're at Chick fil A.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
We order thirty nuggets seventeen dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
They each get the buttered twenty five cents each. All right,
so thirty thirty piece nugget right, I always forget you
can order just separate buns, like but they put the
sandwiches on, you know, like the buttered buns at the
Chick fil A. They're forty five cents. So you get
the thirty piece chicken nuggets for seventeen bucks. You order
the buns, the extra buns separate.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, we order thirty nuggets seventeen dollars. They each get
the buttered bun twenty five cents each. So for seventy
five cents, we get the buns. For twenty dollars. Every
kid gets a.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Fried chicken sandwich.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
Yeah, fill it up, make their own sandwich.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
We have saved so much money.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
I'm just telling you can eat under forty five dollars
that chick play as a family of five.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
Yeah, okay, I like that.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
Now Sea Bass will argue because you just recently and
you can see it on Nobody Show Instagram page.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Yeah, you could do a whole week's worth of food
for a family of five, food under thirty five.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, you see the people take an issue or the arguments. Oh,
I've not looked at any comments your point. We had
somebody on staff how to comment about this.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Oh, Morgan, let me say to this guy's point, I
do appreciate what this dad's doing.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I mean, that's a smart move.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
If they're gonna sug you, those buttered buns were twenty
five cents. I just buy buns all day. The argument
is not healthy, it's all processed.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
It's you got to tell you about process There was
no macro nutrient stuff that people counted. That's that's absolutely wrong.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I showed the macros I gave Vaughn, and I designed
that for like more than twice your daily protein.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
That's Morgan said it wasn't healthy. Well, she's that's that's
she doesn't know that's not healthy. But when she was
doing that, you know the training for trying to cut weight.
But you can't argue. You can't tell me that a person,
you know, a normal height, weight person who's doing a
lot of physical activity. It's healthy to have half a
chicken breast and that's all you've eaten for the day.
That's that's a very specific source. But no, that's you

(49:38):
know what I mean. You can't you can't argue that
that's healthy. You only had for the entire day. The
only thing you put in your body was half of
a tree.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
I don't think she would say that was healthy either, right,
But like you said, she had a goal.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
That's she She didn't.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
She just looked closer, because that's those were whole fruits
and vegetables, dogs.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Beans, eggs like that was.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
There was nothing in their process outside of maybe the
French fries, which I only threw in there.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
As a as a treat, a treat for men. All right,
maniss do some quick math?

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Were thirty nuggets seventeen dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
There's thirty nuggets. He's got five forget the price. He's
got thirty nuggets and there's five people. How many nuggets
does each person get their for their for their buttered bunt?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Okay, so there's thirty nuggets. Huh five people? Yes, they
get four and a half nuggets. Four and a half.
That's ballpark five nuggets. Closer, five and a half closer warmer.
Six nuggets. Yeah, I mean it's nugs. That's the most

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basic of math.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
And because I'm a pig, imagine thinking six nuggets as
a meal. Please.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Well, it's like Greg always for used to criticize people like, well,
you know, for snack, if you're hungry, you just have
five allmuns.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, literally five five, And I'm so satisfied. That's what
I met with first five. But if I'm hungry have
five omits. I don't know if I could go on
with my day after its being that full?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Did I miss it? But did this guy mention fries?
And Sodi's no, No, what the hell? Man? You got?
You said? Five people chicken? What about the sides? The
whole idea is you could do it for under a
certain amount of money, you can actually go to it.
You get like two meals. Now it used to be,

(51:27):
you know, you walk into the grocery store and I
don't know what it was, man, where whether I bought
a ton of stuff or I bought four things, it
was fifty bucks every single time. It was almost like
it was a like a trick.

Speaker 11 (51:40):
It was.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Now it's like, can you get out of the grocery
store for less than one hundred bucks or somewhere close
to one hundred bucks. You know, I'm saying just in general,
like it just seemed because even normal things, how much
they've they've gone up in like how much they've gone
up and costs, you know, comparatively to what you know,
even not that long ago.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
If you're not paying attention. And I agree with you, yes,
but it's really dial in, you can for.

Speaker 9 (52:03):
Sure, Yeah, definitely, it's it's very real. Because I told
you I took the kid to the drive through for
McDonald's breakfast after any went surgery.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Which is delicious. You agreed.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
We got two He got a sausage biscuit. I got
the egg McMuffin, two Hash browns, two orange juices, twenty
five dollars.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah, I was shocked.

Speaker 12 (52:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah, I mean think about like, you know, value meal. Yeah,
you used to be able to hit up that that
do menu and yeah, but they're really like hacking these
I don't know these value meals to be cheap again
because they need people.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
To go to these.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah. Yeah, there actually has been a bigger push toward
that more recently. Yeah, they got out of control there
for a minute. Wasn't it like a big Mac was
like fifteen dollars or something. It still is.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
You have to like, well, that is saying there's a
very slim Let's take McDonald's for example, but their extra
value meal, which is you know, either the burger or
the chicken fried chicken sandwich and that's five or sixty
nine depending what city in the way, that comes with
the small fries like four nuggets and a small drink.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
Yeah, but they had the like that value meal, like
the four for four deal or something like that. No, I
just had it the other day, four for four, Like well, no.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I maybe I'm saying the wrong name, but you get
french fries, chicken nuggets, uh, a burger.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
And oh right, it's four for four hundred.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah no, no, that's I just mentioned to you.

Speaker 9 (53:26):
It's it's like it's McDonald's no longer features.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
The four that was at least six or seven bucks
as something else, and like like Wendy's have something that's
like the two for it's like the Biggie bag and
it's like, but that's that that starts at six bucks
and it goes like six, eight, ten. I mean, Sammy
can really break it down for it.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I don't know why I brought this up because I'm
starving now I have to do that. I got a
blood test after the show. Yeah. Last thing I had
was you know whatever early dinner we had.

Speaker 12 (53:52):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
That sucks. Yeah, it's and I gotta wait it out
until after work, starving drinking water like a pund a losers, right,
I have to pay for that water. At least I
did good good. Yeah, don't get anything out the tap.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I did well.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
No, I like this, uh smart Yeah, the smart water alkaline? Goodale,
go for alkaline. There is a different taste to it.
I like it. It's not cilantro fresh. You know, there's
something about the alkaline water compared to even the other
Like if you've got smart water, there's like some I
don't know what it is in the water. There's a

(54:30):
there is a taste. This with Sammy. Yes, I agree
that minerals do at impart the taste and go to
pay for this. That's why I bought.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Yeah, and I got one hundred percent on your blind
tasts with water. By the way, everyone's saying it all
tastes the same, It's not true.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I'm saying I'm saying it's not it's not worth the taste.
It might would be my argument.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I think water that quote tastes good. Is water that
tastes like nothing, that's good water.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yes, somebody said you have no taste.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Somebody said with water, the temperature is the flavor, and
I totally agree.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
Well, smart ice waters taste the best.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Smart is my favorite water because of taste. I think
it does taste the best, even not the alkaline thing.
But I think the argument is if you want something with taste,
get something other than water. Totally it's gonna be water
like I understand. But a lot of these bottle waters
they taste like as dude, if you have flavor in
your water, drink tap water. Sometimes it smells like onions.

(55:22):
All smells like coca or I.

Speaker 21 (55:23):
Could barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.

Speaker 13 (55:27):
Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
bags to I don't think you're gonna remember.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I just quick follow up on the water discussion. Shut
out water, worst bottled water.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Based on consumer reviews, Somalia, taste tests, independent analysis, all
that kind of stuff. These are the brands often or
sighted the most often for various quality or taste issues.
Worst one is Desani. Yeah I've heard that before. Yeah. Really,

(56:03):
it's just heavily processed tapwater, like so Coca Cola is
the one that bottles it and they just add salt. Yeah,
and it got like this kind of chemical or metallic
aftertaste that people people report. That's the worst one of
the most. And then you got Aquafina garbage similar to Sonny.
It's Pepsi though, so Pepsi just bottles public municipal tap water,

(56:23):
puts it in bottles and cells to the people. And
then you got Avion, which has always kind of like
been seen as like a fancy one, at least back
in the day. It's one of the ogs. Yeah, that
one always has like a bunch of crap in it,
and you know, people don't like the taste. And then
the Nestley Pure Life out Ice Mountain, Uh, that is
seen as a really I mean, I think Nestly bottled water.

(56:45):
I don't know, it sounds trashy. Really, it doesn't sound
like Avion sounds fat. Like if Avion sounds fancy, Nestle
Pure Life water sounds trashy.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
That's always cheap.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
Yeah, you'll see like events and people are giving it
out for.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, like the people that stand outside stadiums have a
cooler and there's something the water. It's filled with Nestley
Pure Life and the bootleg shirts. I'm surprised the arrowheads
not on that list.

Speaker 9 (57:11):
Rystal Geyser, I drink a lot.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Oh you want to hear something funny speaking of something
that sounds trashy. Greg made an interesting thing, an interesting comment,
and we're like, what are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I think I think plums and plum trees are trashy.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
He thinks plums I've never Gina said something about prunes.
She goes, well, they're just dried plums, and then Greg says,
you know, I've never had a plum. I got on
how you never had like men as avoiding vegetables like
the plague.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Or avoid fruit. I just don't like fruit.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
It's good man.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I don't like it. And I always think plums are
trashy because where I grew up, they kind of just
sprouted up like weeds basically, like no, like nobody planted
this plum tree there, like like trashy public schools in
the corner of like the basketball court outside, Like, oh,
a plumb tree just popped up, like just out of

(58:06):
the blue under an overpass.

Speaker 9 (58:09):
I've never seen a brand.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
There's all these homeless people and right next to them
plum tree.

Speaker 9 (58:14):
But you don't like waiste. Did you ever be like
I'm gonna pull a plum off and eat it.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
No, we would take whatever we a plum tree popped
up in our front yard. Never, we would give it
to the deer.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
You had a plum tree in your front yard, you
have never eaten a.

Speaker 9 (58:29):
Plump I love plum.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Curious why I understand people don't like vegetables more they
don't like fruit, Like, like, what's what's not to like
about fruit? It's so good.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Never been a fruit person. The only thing I've eaten
lately in the fruit world is pineapples. I think those
are good. That to make the yeah no drink, I
know everything in the world has to go back to that.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
But no, what purpose, Like if you don't eat fruit,
what purpose would you have for eating pineapple?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It was at the store, it was all cut up,
and I thought, oh, I'm going to get that. That
should be good for me, and I kind of kept
doing it. But other than that, I'll pass up on
a banana and apple. I can't even tell you what
decade the last time I ate an apple was.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
What about grapes? Strawberryberries, fruit.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
It's so good.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
It's so weird because I grew up probably like a
hour and a half south of where Gray grew up.
And he's right though, like even in the hood, like
random mass.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Like just plum trees, fruit trees, just like both of
guys originally from California. Yeah, like that, like there were
no fruit trees. Yeah, this is like lemon trees New
Jersey trees. I'm talking about like in the middle of
places that.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Are like covered graffiti. They'll be like or like some
abandoned parking lot and there's a plum tree.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
You're from Tennessee, Sea Mass you just have like trees
popping up like that, like fruit trees. The only thing
did you ever know somebody had a fruit tree?

Speaker 5 (59:56):
We had one neighborhood a crab apple tree. So that's inedible. Yeah,
we tried eating them once we were little kids. It's
just like the most sour, harsh thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Sammy Massachusetts berries.

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
I remember there being like random wild berries around.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
We had blackberries. When I grew up on a farm
for three years ago, we had little blackberries.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, yeah, I remember the only berries. I remember seeing
the ones. They always warned the kids don't eat. They
were super poisoned. They're like these little tiny red yeah,
the little red ones. Yeah, you'll get really sick. If
you're in South Florida, you get coconuts. Yeah, No, Florida, California, Okay,
people have fruit trees.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:31):
It's like in your yard, are you rich?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
When someone says, oh, you know, plums are trashy, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
With trash kind of like all the public schools. As
far as flowers went, it was geraniums and like those
are the most basic, bitch good black love garbage flower.
I could see this for lemon trees.

Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
I grew up in California and there are eighteen lemon
trees on my block and everyone was giving us lemons
or lined constantly, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Maybe grapefruits as well. To be super common where I
grew up.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Yeah, it's weird and uh, you know, not a nice
area Stockton, California, and Nick Diaz is from there, like
you know, the f UFC fighters, So you can get
an idea of the area. But the they had like
all these water canals and so like I'll go on boats.
I'll go on like these little dinghy boats and like
pig blackberries from like the side of.

Speaker 22 (01:01:22):
The get on a little tiny I think in New
England you have like a cranberry bog in your backyard
or something, right, cranberry for cranberry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Do you know you know where cranberries come from? Right?
Like they're in water and they easy just made harvest
them as yet you flood to bob to the surface.

Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
I have no I have not seen that only in
the commercial.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I watched some video one time, like wow, look
at that so cool? Weird, right, yeah, pretty neat they
speaking of which they do that in Louisiana with the
rice patties and with shrimp. They'll put the shrimp. They'll
flood the rice paddy after I think, after they harvest it,
throw the little shrimps in there and come back and bit.
Its great that we don't right there you go food

(01:02:11):
text over to two to nine eight seven. We'll take
a break that we're going to come back moregasms. You
guys forever need that. So we've sent her to a
bunch of different places over the years. The ice cream
place I think is my favorite overall so far, but
I mean there's been some really good ones.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
This time we send her to the deli counter, Yes, okay,
because they're always so friendly there. Oh yeah, And as
we discussed here recently, was what's get out of here
with your orgasming? She wouldn't even have an opportunity to
do it. They would just ignore her. Yeah, to stand
there waiting to morgasm. Yeah, so we'll see how awkward

(01:02:50):
and uncomfortable that gets next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 16 (01:02:51):
Hanger would be considered a preservative, genetically.

Speaker 17 (01:02:56):
Modified, genetically modified origin.

Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
Maybe, Yes, it's exactly right, The wood Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
All right, well, Jeff, this is a this is the
first for you, right, this is your first ever Woody
Show or morgasms segment on The Woody Show. Are you ready?

Speaker 23 (01:03:22):
I actually previewed some of the clips as part of
my day to day duties here. Yeah, and I will
tell you I was so uncomfortable, Like I was blessing
over there at my dad because I don't want to
picture Morgan in that light.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Oh you know what I mean. You might have been
rotten up or something.

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
No, no, no, no, no, no, workers no no, but it
was it was uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yeah, that's good. That's that's the whole thing success. Awkward
moments its uncomfortable encounters.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Imagine how uncomfortable you feel listening to it? What if
you were there doing fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
We've had We've had Morgan go to a number of
different places. One of my favorite was the ice cream
show up. We did the Costco samples, the flower shop,
the furniture store, the Halloween store with my mother. Yeah,
because she had a mom with her at the Halloween store.
That would love how her mom coached her. Yeah, you
need she even.

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
Coached me with this one.

Speaker 15 (01:04:14):
She's like she knew I was, you know, working on
it for a while. And she's like, Morgan, did you
mix up your moans? Are you doing the same sound?

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah? So Morgan goes to different places. Now, this one
is the grocery store deli counter and she goes and
that's where people will get samples or have questions about things.
Hey let me you know, can I try you know,
the board's head whatever? And uh And then her reaction
to it are these you know, fake like the when
Harry met Sally scene, you know, the fake right right,

(01:04:45):
and it just kind of get like the the reaction
and can you can you just imagine? My favorite was
that kid at the ice cream store.

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
He didn't know what to do, right, Yeah, he's like, yes,
he's still talking about.

Speaker 15 (01:04:57):
The best one is like I tried all those samples
and I settled with vanilla, and he was like, you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Want after all that? Yeah, here's the where's the uh yeah,
this is the one. Just his reaction to this one
was my favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
Let me try another one, all right, let me see,
I like nuts in my mouth. I want to find
one that's.

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
Uh, you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
Let me try this almond fudge on things?

Speaker 9 (01:05:24):
Oh my oh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Yeah bruh.

Speaker 19 (01:05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
It reminded me of that scene in the Old School
where Frank the Tank shoots himself in the neck with
a tranquilizer dart on the market. Yeah got her Mexican?
Yes cool, Yeah, it is cool. They say, can puncture
the skin of a rhino from Ah, yes, that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Yeah. He was very much a skater bro.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
All right, So you walk into the grocery store, you
had a to the deli counter walk to what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
And shocker, no one was there when I.

Speaker 15 (01:06:07):
Yeah, which, you know what, I've actually never bought deli
from a deli counter until now, so I didn't really
know what to expect, right, But the guy, you know,
he sees me there. He only took a minute, so
it's not as bad as your grocery store wady. And
then yeah, I asked for my first sample.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
All right, okay, what would you like?

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
I'm not really sure yet, I just know that I
like roast beef. Can I try a sample?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Can I try the low sodium one?

Speaker 12 (01:06:34):
Oh? Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Again.

Speaker 15 (01:06:46):
I have my mom in my head, like, and I
always like to ease into it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
I don't want to climax right away. I don't want
to know it to too easy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, teaching me that you can get sample
of the deli count you can. I never knew that.

Speaker 15 (01:07:02):
I didn't know that. I kind of thought he'd be like, no,
you can't do that.

Speaker 9 (01:07:06):
You get a little slice.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Yeah, Well, it could be a real pain in the
ass because if they don't have like already presliced of
whatever you want to try it, then they had to
take the thing out one little slice down, go try this.

Speaker 15 (01:07:16):
And luckily, at the beginning, when I first walked up.
No one else was there waiting. Oh my god, he
had a little patience.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Interesting. I don't feel bad for the employees, especially if
they're dudes. This is the best thing that's happened to them,
because like, dude, you got a great story out of it. True,
not even from like a pervy point of view. It's
just like something happened today. You went home, you told
all your homies, like, dude, this chick came in today, but.

Speaker 9 (01:07:38):
Nobody's going to believe you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
True.

Speaker 15 (01:07:41):
But yeah, he he was the typical employee, Like I
don't even know how he got the job because he
looked like he just hated his life.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
Right, he did not want to be there.

Speaker 15 (01:07:48):
So I tried the low sodium one, and then I
wanted to try something with some.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Sodium moorgasms at the grocery store deli counter.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
I'm sorry, I don't. Can I try the regular one?
Can I try the angus season gross beef one? I'm

(01:08:17):
so sorry, I actually don't like the roast beef. I'm
not lesbian, So can I Is there something else?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Lesbion?

Speaker 15 (01:08:25):
You can barely hear him because again there's a big counter.
It's refrigerated, so there's noise. But he was saying like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Okay, wasted wasted, no time.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
Yeah, right into I tried the angus season roast beef.

Speaker 15 (01:08:55):
Technical grocery store music, maybe like upper twenties, lower thirties.

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
Pay I should love this great day.

Speaker 15 (01:09:05):
Younger than me maybe, but yeah, and that was I
always like to go in with some lines prepared. I
black out a little right because I'm embarrassed. But the
one line I remembered this time was the lesbian line,
and I thought for sure that would make him laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
But nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
I almost repeated myself to make sure he heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
But yeah, did you hear what I said? Yeah? It
was not a lesbian Yeah, lesbian bitch curtains, come on
moorgasms here at the grocery store deli counter.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
Yeah, enough with the roast beef. Let's try a new meat.
Is there a turkey one I can try?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
They're all right there?

Speaker 12 (01:09:39):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Can I can I do the mesquite smoked turkey?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Was he getting frustrated?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Yeah? Not having it?

Speaker 15 (01:09:48):
Yeah, there was some time, you know, in between before
he answered, But I'm literally looking at all the meats
with the labels. Yeah, so when I asked him, Is
there another one?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
He's like, yeah, yeah, is.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
There a turkey one?

Speaker 18 (01:10:01):
I can try?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
They're all right there, okay?

Speaker 15 (01:10:04):
Can I Can I do the mesquite smoked turkey?

Speaker 18 (01:10:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:10:09):
Bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Do you want anything else?

Speaker 9 (01:10:21):
That sounded right out of a movie?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Anything else?

Speaker 15 (01:10:29):
At this point, there's another person standing at the deli counter,
but thank god there was another employee helping them, so
they weren't like waiting.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
I mean, I'm sure they heard me right, but.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
I gotta hear that guy again?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Is anything else? Could I get you anything else?

Speaker 12 (01:10:43):
Here? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Do you want anything else? Your phone sitting on.

Speaker 15 (01:10:57):
The counter, No, I have it in my hand. You did,
but in same with like the ice cream shop when
I do it. Thank god it's not video because I
have my hand like almost in their faces audio.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
And then shout out sport. It's helped me, you know,
enhance the audio.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Of course, Yes, we can hear the guy. That's part
of it. You're right, like the reaction is like is
the best part.

Speaker 7 (01:11:17):
The very little reaction that I'm getting and more so
one more? I love the turkey? But how about low sodium?

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Do you want anything else?

Speaker 12 (01:11:28):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Sorry, I'm just gonna do a quarter pound of the
of the Yeah, this mescape.

Speaker 12 (01:11:33):
Turkey, pace e, give me a minute. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
Tries to try the low sodium when I just noticed you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
How though, income help you. They'll be here and.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Oh no, sorry, sorry, it's okay. I'll just stick with
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Okay, okay, leave.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
He was gonna put me off on someone else. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
It sounds like of those books on tape, you know
when they act out.

Speaker 9 (01:12:02):
The I mean like that's the level of acting like
someone will help you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, he did not want to be there.

Speaker 9 (01:12:10):
Oh my god, yes, depraved.

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
I hope he's still alive.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
If you didn't make his day, his day cannot be made.

Speaker 12 (01:12:18):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:29):
Food's good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
You're gonna be like, yeah, it's so good. Oh yeah,
I like that. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Nice.
Nice work, Thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:12:40):
And I got suckered into buying the turkey that I
asked him for because I didn't want to leave it
at the old We would have done that, Greg, But
then I think about what you say and like, don't
leave stuff in the store for them to put away.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:12:54):
Turkey is good though, it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
Was really good, And you know what if he was annoyed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
I say, good, Yeah, I've reconsidered my pines because of
all the all the trouble I've had recently at the
grocery store deli with the attitude from them. If this
is the worst I got to put up with and
they're annoyed by it, good, yeah, dude, you should. It's
like it's like this old lady and she's mean.

Speaker 15 (01:13:17):
See I would have preferred an older woman, the mean
old lady.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
So sports with the gee Jeff, all right, Jeff, g
what's happening in sports? What do you show?

Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
The Dodgers fumbled the bag yesterday, a couple of airs
in the eighth inning that allowed the Rockies to score
three runs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Dodgers lost for three.

Speaker 10 (01:13:37):
One bright spot yesterday though Tiny hit career home run
number three hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Shall we do it in Spanish?

Speaker 10 (01:13:58):
Not nearly as good as that go, but the fact
that he worked in some Japanese was pretty good too.
The same two teams tonight at Chevezervine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Rookie on the.

Speaker 10 (01:14:06):
Mound tonight for the Dodgers onto the Angels. They lost
to the Rangers yesterday eight to three. That's four ls
in a row for the Halos World Cup Messi and
Argentina came all the way back from two goals down
against Egypt to win three to two. Switzerland beat Columbia
and penalty kicks both of those teams moving on to
the quarterfinals which start tomorrow. Basketball News Lake Show signed
came On Looney as their backup center.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Good signing.

Speaker 10 (01:14:28):
He won three chips up in Golden State and it's
only for one year four million bucks, so not bad
at all and finding you guys ready for some good
chie man. The San Antonio Spurs play by play man
Jacob Toby is in some trouble and the worst part
is he told on himself.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
This dude posted on his Instagram story because you have
to right, yes, got post about it.

Speaker 10 (01:14:46):
He posted on his story that he cheated on his
longtime girlfriend with the sister of one of the Spurs players.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I feel like a firing and an ass kicking are
on the way for their stay right here.

Speaker 24 (01:14:57):
I'm jeff g that's a Socals for Jeffers Show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah, so dumbass Tyler went to BUCkies brought us all
that stuff of you know, all the all the BUCkies hear,
Bellow foods and things like that, Blankies, Blankys, saltwater taffy. No,
it was like really good, really good. When Greg fitz
Simmons was here, he like, I'm kind of convinced that

(01:15:34):
the love of saltwater tappy taffy is either an East
Coast thing or if you're not from the East Coast,
I think you have less of a completely a thing
for it.

Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
So regional it sucks you so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
It doesn't same.

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
The only time that I ever saw, because you know,
I grew up in the San Francisco Bay area, was
that p Here thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yeah, if you live in a tourist trap, it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Dollywood has it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Yeah, like any of these places, any place that's like
a destination. It's kind of white trash.

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
Kind of wants to feel old timey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Yes, but I feel like where there's a beach and
there's a gift shop.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Totally. It's kind of like what Mena says about opera, Like,
we have movies now it's like a salt water taffy.
We have other candy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Yeah, so good, well we have bill Pei. Greg, you
don't have to write checks, right, I mean there's a
ton of things.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
It's a nice, you know, stretch. It's not a compare
the two.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
I'm you're saying it's old timey, Well it is exactly correct.
You don't see it in the supermarket checkout. You see
at the gift shop in a mountain town, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Straights. How lame it is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Well, BUCkies in the news because this person was posting
online because the employees they started spilling the company tea
as they say. This customer said they saw an employee,
a Bucky's employee, dump about fifty sandwiches right into the trash.
I'm sure that happens every day, and the employees like
chimed in saying, oh dude, it's it's worse than what

(01:16:55):
you think. The stores they throw away about one hundred
sandwiches a day. The employees said they do the same
with the merch, like once the merch goes out of season,
it gets destroyed. What, yeah, you've limited. The employee said
that they even like shred old clothing so that no
one will dumpster dive behind the store.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
I'm surprised they don't do like a food donation things
a lot of Like Twitter Joe says that a lot
of places Starbucks does in France.

Speaker 25 (01:17:20):
You have to I did look into the food donation thing.
Apparently depending on what city you're in, their city ordnances
that rules not allow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
You to donate to a food shelter.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
As for the clothes, nobody had nobody had any defense
for the clothes.

Speaker 9 (01:17:35):
You know, like well and high end brands will slash
their stuff before they put it in the dumpster.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
But come on, BUCkies, like your T shirt, it's just
like the Amazon returns where it. Yeah, okay, they could
ship it to Africa, but it costs more to do
that than to you know, talk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Yeah, there's some restaurants that when I was a kid,
they were you put their food in the dumpster, the
excess food, and then pour bleach all over it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Well, yeah, discuss Well, I mean, sad don't come from
something though. It's not like we don't want people having
the It all comes from somebody turned around. Yeah, somebody
turned around and tried to sue them because they ate
something out of the dumpster and got sick. And they're like,
well you know what here right, there's way used to
make this work.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
We talked about recently the Dale Bakery stores that we
shopped a when we were kids, Like, there are ways
that the company could either make money, get a tax benefit,
or at the very at least get great public pr
They're not doing it just to be me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Yeah, yeah, hey, Tyler, I had something else to ask
you about while we got you. Yeah. Uh So, National
Video Game Day there was a list that came out
claiming that these are the ten greatest video games of
all time. Oh here we go. Okay, Now, I don't
know a lot about video games. I'm the guy that
plays like Madden, maybe some NHL Hockey and Grand Theft Auto.
I played Metal Gear Solid back in the day, and
that's pretty muchyet other than being a kid and Super

(01:18:48):
Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt and all that kind of stuff.
Front Duck Hunt, I know what you're trying to get
me to do, all right. Yeah, so number one, they
had the Legend of Zelda or Karina of Time. Arek
Arena of Time, Old School one as a Minecraft at
number two, Super Mario Brothers are number three, Balder's Gate
three at number four. Another Zelda game, Breath of the

(01:19:11):
Breath of the Wind, the Breath of the Wild. That's
one of the newer ones, but it's very very good.
So dorky, yeah, ones sound really like Portal two. He
was a kid when I love Nintendo, I thought Zelda
was Hella born?

Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Ever gotten Zelda? Like my kid played Its peaceful because
a lot of wandering through Resident Evil four at number seven,
Elden Ring at number eight, Half Life two at number nine,
Red Red Dead, Redemption Big one with uh Tyler Right,
that's my personal favorite. I have two tattoos for it.

(01:19:46):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Is there anything he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Have a tattoo for that's a Yeah, it's that important
in his life. That's a that's a number ten. Now
the only g t A game on the list Grand
Theft Auto four at number fifteen, and Grand Theft Auto
five is like the second best selling game of all time.

Speaker 9 (01:20:03):
What city was Foreign four was?

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
I think New York, like a New York type city.
His like knowledge with a lot of this video game
stuff and the stuff, the facts and things that he
can pull. It's crazy. It's my favorite. It's my favorite
flavor of autism. Yeah, like this, it's fun because you
can ask him anything. It's like a half big, half
baked yeah yeah with with with some of those things.
He just pulls these things out of here, Like how

(01:20:26):
like won I did series. Yeah, eighty four World Series,
Tiger's over padres How Like, is that right? I don't
even know if that's right. I say, yeah, who run?
Who won the WrestleMania thirteen.

Speaker 25 (01:20:39):
Well, what do you want? You want the main event?

Speaker 9 (01:20:41):
Oh, my god, not the undercard.

Speaker 25 (01:20:43):
That's the main event was Sid Vicious versus the Undertaker.
I believe Undertaker wins. But the one event or with
the one fight everyone remembers is the double turn between
Stone called Steve Austin.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
We all do that. Yeah, it's weird that I could
be impressed and judgmental at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Greg, I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
That is so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Like no Call of Duty on here? I thought that
was weird. Yeah, that was big.

Speaker 25 (01:21:06):
Call of Duty Modern Warfare two. It's a great storyline.
But it's just that the games above it are just better.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
What else is missing from the list, Like Halo Halo.

Speaker 25 (01:21:15):
Yeah, I'm actually surprised Halo one and two are not
on that list.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
You have that, Tao, I do not.

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
Yeah, it doesn't that much.

Speaker 25 (01:21:21):
Uncharted great video game series, last of Us, great video
game series. It's just I like, I like games to
just have stories and stuff like that. I don't do
a whole lot of multiplayer anymore. But if it has
a good solo player story, I'll play it.

Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
What about like World of Warcraft? Does that?

Speaker 25 (01:21:35):
That one's definitely more just online players like that? Yeah,
it's just that I thought that was what am I thinking?

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Of? A gathering? What's the card?

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
One?

Speaker 12 (01:21:42):
Magic?

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
But that's actual like physical cards, like a DECA cards.
But World Warcraft is like you just roam around online work.

Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
I'm an e.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
What's the other one? The island thing?

Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
The yeahs Fortnite all that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Yeah, well Fortnight or I should be on that list.
What about Final Fantasy any of those games?

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Tyler?

Speaker 25 (01:22:05):
I never played Final Fantasy. Those came out a little
bit before my time, so never really.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
So what's your favorite game of all time? Would you say?
Red Dead Redemption? Red Dead Redemption?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
That's the tattoo you have?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Yeah? What about the Rainbow one? Do you have any
other video game tattoos?

Speaker 25 (01:22:18):
I have one for far Cry five and I have
one for a Rainbow six seeds.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yeah, single, somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
I would kill my kids?

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Do you what's the one tattoo you have that you
regret the most? How many do you have? Total?

Speaker 25 (01:22:37):
In totally five hundred? No, I think he's got a
lot of I think that's how many I have, total twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
What's the one like if you can get you have,
you know, like you can get rid of one. There's
no pain going through the removal process. Probably you get
to lose one all together, like it never happened.

Speaker 25 (01:22:54):
Which one probably the giant Bible verse I have on
my arm only because it's huge.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
That's that's why unlegible. Which one is?

Speaker 25 (01:23:01):
It's this big one, like all on my arm, like
this saying right where it says a good death is
better than a fine perfume, and no way, a good
name is better than a fine perfume. And the day
of death is better than the day of birth.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
And you got that?

Speaker 25 (01:23:14):
Why Yeah, I can't even Yeah that was That was
my first one when I was like twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
So that's the meaning you were out your friends.

Speaker 25 (01:23:26):
I mean, like, I do appreciate the meaning for it
because I believe in having like a good name, and
I like that My name basically is Tyler. People apparently
love the dumas Tyler guy associated with it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
It's a good name.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
Well that tattoo always loved doing the group gathering. I go,
all right, We're going to do the Tyler tattoo challenge
where you can see if you can actually read what
it says.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
No offense to you in your the life you've lived,
but that tattoo is about like being honorable and like
striving for something, a big accomplishment at the end of
your life.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Broh, you're in the mud all the time. Well, like
I said, I got it when I was twenty one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
But that's something that like, you know, William Wallace would
get because he like sacrificed for his country.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Tyler.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna let the video game tattoos I did?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Okay, the Bible Verse One's your least favorite?

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Do you get? Ready?

Speaker 17 (01:24:22):
Of there?

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
What's your favorite tattoo? Probably the Red Dead ones? I
just really like that. And what are they?

Speaker 25 (01:24:28):
So I have the two main characters, cowboy hats, and
then I have the stamina bar.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I think I've seen that one. I was wondering.

Speaker 25 (01:24:39):
Yeah, it's the one that has the heart, the lightning bolt,
and then the eye.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
So now the cowboy hats you use those to cover
up something else?

Speaker 12 (01:24:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
What was that?

Speaker 25 (01:24:48):
I had a stupid ass smiley face on my arm?
Oh that was smoking weed right, yes, that was below it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Yes, smiling face.

Speaker 25 (01:24:59):
That was something I just used to draw when I
was in high school because I was just born and
I was a smiley faced But like when I was again,
when I was like twenty one twenty two, I was like, oh,
this looks cool, and as I got older, I was like,
this is incredibly stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Do you have like a wrestling tattoo? I do have
one for Undertaker? Yeah yeah cool? Hell yeah brother?

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
What other food tattoos do you have?

Speaker 9 (01:25:18):
Just the pizza best one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Yeah, the pizza with the video game one. Why why
do you hate ice cream? Why don't you have an
ice cream one?

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
You know?

Speaker 25 (01:25:24):
Well that one we did I did in Vegas with Menues,
Like we all got pizza theme tattoos?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Yeah, Menace got one. Yeah, he's got a pizza tattoos.
Got a pizza side.

Speaker 9 (01:25:32):
Can we can we pick your next tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
I'll get back to you on that. It'd be fun.
He's very picky, you know, the other where it's going
the other it's going to be a dong or like
you know something you know, Yeah, yeah, we did that
to one of my cokers once. We had him do
a rose with a penis coming out the middle of
the roads. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:25:53):
Not going with Morgan. Back in the day, we could
have him veto one. He could have one veto power.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Are you still hot
on tattoos?

Speaker 25 (01:26:00):
It's it's been a while. My last one was in December.
But before that, and what was the last? I have
my three favorite animals on my legs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Yea yeah, dog, No, a bear, no, no tiger. It
is a penguin and otter and a beaver. A penguin
and otter. And those are your three favorite animal three
favorite animals to you. I need to spend hundreds of
dollars to get the three animals on my leg It

(01:26:30):
was like fifty bucks, So it was.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
I've been begging them though, like I go, dude, you
gotta you gotta do a sleeve on his because the
way his pizza tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
Is like on his how would you describe where it's located?
Like lower, like the opposite side of my wrist. That
lower lower is the first thing you see when you
see this guy. Question of the text, where's the stam
in the bar?

Speaker 12 (01:26:55):
Uh?

Speaker 25 (01:26:56):
It is kind of like right where the pizza one
is it's on like my upper over arm.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Shouldn't it be up art?

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Was that correct?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Shouldn't it be over your heart for standing up?

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
I know it should not be over my heart. I'm good,
all right, thank you, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yeah, we always have.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
I feel like we've learned so much. Oh yeah, you
guys are revealing. You guys always learn a lot when
we do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I definitely do.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
You're an interesting dude, man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Yeah, it's like, why do you think I always talk
about him? Because he had so much talk about. There's
so much to crap on. No, it's so random, you
know what it is. It's so everything's always so random.
Yeah yeah, yeah, no real reason, just random.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
I think the the the reason that the theme here
is impulses of a fifteen year old.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Yeah, that's what I love. I go because he takes
no recommendations on how to better his life. So it's not.

Speaker 25 (01:27:46):
Look man, sometimes just it's more fun when you just
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
That's all right, man, showing the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
We'll be right back at this point. Why don't we
just all liquidate our bank account and take the money
and put.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
I'm looking for real answers, no Woody Show. All right,
we turn our attention to ce mass nice and yeah,
I know it's your favorite local news story of the day.
What do we have here, Well, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Good at the intro real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
We have official intro, an intro that tells you what
you're listening to and give you some examples from past editions.

Speaker 7 (01:28:26):
I felt something like wet and warm on my back.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
It's just a love.

Speaker 9 (01:28:34):
Well, ma'am, I was actually born about me a pizza
bargo for buggetation finally did their death's roll.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
And so do you know how this fire started?

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
It was pleasant cousin.

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
He's mad because he can't get with me.

Speaker 25 (01:28:45):
Her support animal is.

Speaker 20 (01:28:47):
A goopsolutely show local news.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
It is local news. What do you got for us?
I found?

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
I thought this was a relic of the past, and
I'm so excited. There still is a new local news
station that does the like dirty dining restaurant and it's
so hard because it takes effort.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
And what they do is they find when a restaurant
gets closed down for gross stuff, the local news guy
shows up. He says, hey, you your bad, which, on
one hand I don't like because these are just local
you know, restaurants trying to get.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
By On the other hand, I don't want to eat
somewhere with rats and mice, cockroaches and stuff. So it
is a public service in a sense, but they are
there to get people to freak out. Cart knocks and Jason.
This guy, Jeff Winseer of w p LG ten in Florida,
had it. It's called dirty dining. He shows up again

(01:29:42):
when somebody's done something gross.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
And here's one edition.

Speaker 21 (01:29:45):
He is Joseph Lay, owner of Esposito's New York coal
fired Pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Like your mother, your mother has roaches, My.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Mother has roaches. My mother? I mean, is that what
are you?

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Six years old?

Speaker 21 (01:29:56):
That's the way you handle it instead of coming out
and talking like a human being, go myself.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
I'm a piece of I'd watch just repeats him.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
Yeah, see, I'll give Jeff and look, he's an old
guyh's been doing local news for a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
You can't you can't just repeat it back to him.
You gotta give him something like, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
So repeating the first part about the mom was pretty
that was good, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
But like, okay, go after yourself. You're a piece of s.
If i'm him at that point, I'm going like, well,
The only s apparently is on your pizza, where the
roaches appear to have been dining. You give him a
little Chris Hansen, a little something like that little cart arcs.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
So this guy he again, this this guy who's clearly
a transplant from New York, New Jersey, ow is telling
him to go f himself that his mom has cockroaches.
And then he This guy comes back out because he
doesn't like it. It doesn't like the camera, doesn't like
the interview guy showing up to talk about his dirty pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
He goes inside, but he's not done, coming out.

Speaker 21 (01:30:56):
To take a picture of our news vehicle, which is
frankly a rental. Why don't you answer the question as
to why you had a roach issue?

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Why didn't I suck it?

Speaker 16 (01:31:07):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
That could be your thing, Like, oh, why don't I go, yeah,
great idea. You know I would love to do that,
but I'm pizza. I'm currently busy. And then so this
got big. You know, I want to be a tally,
you want to be sopranos. Typical Northeast stereotype comes up
and shoves the camera and pushes my photographer.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Gie, Why why are we pieces? Because you had roaches
in your restaurant.

Speaker 21 (01:31:36):
Espositos was allowed to reopen following an order clean up
and then a roachless reinspection.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Jeff win Sear Local ten News. Yeah, it's gonna make
people in the community want to flock there. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's marketing. Hey, you know what they say, there's no
such thing as bad publicity.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
I would say roaches and your pizza is bad publicity.
If I see that, I'm not going there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Yeah. If you're getting a report about being dirty, I'm
not going right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
Which again, so I'm that said, I do appreciate this
segment for that reason, Like I do want to know
because otherwise it goes onto a government file that I'm
never going to see.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Well, they always talk about even kitchens that pass inspections
and everything's fine, you still don't want to see the
inner workings of it of your favorite restaurant. You never
want to see the kitchen in your favorite restaurant. So
can you imagine how bad like if that's not on
a one that like a or whatever right restaurant, imagine
what one that fails looks like.

Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
I always just pretend like maybe they left a ladder
in the doorway.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
Yeah, but this guy he does go through and it's like,
you know, chickens stored above the grapes and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
It's like running along the.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Look you can look look look at open kitchens like
your Panda expresses or your chipotles. At the world. You
see everywhere everything is.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
You see everything getting prepared essentially, and it's it's not filthy.
We cover when roaches. Which guy here, this is we're
gonna stick on a food tip. This is NBC three,
Whichita falls where it problem happened at the Arby's speaking
of gross a sacred play, And we just had our
Arby's Herbie story recently. Well, you can tell that one
of the local news anchors does not know how to

(01:33:06):
pronounce one of the classic Arby's menu items properly.

Speaker 26 (01:33:09):
Well, wichital falls man with Lynthi arrests Histories back in
custody after police say he injured someone when he angried
it through a container of hot a jew into the
kitchen of the downtown Army's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Well hot, I know, Gene's right there, yeah, right here,
he's a hot jew.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
Yeah, so yeah, we again this the first jew. First
guy didn't really know how to hit the hot a
jew there but the lady jew the second lady here
from again NBC three, which top falls knew what to do?

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
That's right.

Speaker 27 (01:33:43):
Forty nine year old James Pokey Sims was arrested yesterday
in charges of assault causing bodily injury and criminal mischief.
The victim told police that when a manager denied Sims
access to the phone, he became angry and threw a
container of hot aujou into the kitchen, the contents of
which landed on the victim's chest, right arm, right hand
and right thigh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Man took it right to the chest.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
And that's the way to do it, is you? You know,
you don't like say, oh hey, no stupid, it's not as.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
You, it's us because it's Fancy's Army's right exactly now,
which is all falls. I need to spend some time there.
We had it, we reports, We had a read a
news story. Oh yeah, the walmart there, it's like it's
like north of Dallas. I think so. But anyway, the
guy who did all this, who wanted to use the
phone and then.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Grabbed the beef juice and threw it through to the manager. Shocker,
this isn't his first run in with the law.

Speaker 26 (01:34:33):
Johnny Jail records show fifty six total arrest on sim since,
including twelve assaults or violent crimes, twenty theft or property
crimes including arson, and twenty eight public intoxication sanitations.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Nice chat and he's free.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
This is this is MENACE's Island. This is the perfect
candidate for that. It's called being outside if you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Have well, yeah you are, I've been. I've been publicly
intoxicated twenty six times.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
But to Greg's point about public times ocasion, just being
present drunk outdoors, They're not gonna bother you. You have to
be causing a.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Problem that on whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
You're all right? Throwing at you at the Arby's manager. Yeah,
story of the day, sticking with food, but with delivery food.
This is a New six Orlando where a door dash
driver was ran into a certain type of DoorDash customer.

Speaker 19 (01:35:25):
Twenty year old Jamar Carter answered the door completely nude,
reaching out his arms quote grabbing the right side of
her hip, confined it and restrained her movement against her will.

Speaker 20 (01:35:35):
Fortunately for her, she was able to break free and
managed to get away enough time to call and I
am on one Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
Yeah, I mean that's one way to get a date.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Yeah, not just nude, but physically grabbing her.

Speaker 9 (01:35:49):
If somebody if I was the DoorDash driver and somebody
came out nude and grabbed the food, I'd be like,
well that was weird. I would have no problem with it.
But yeah, you can't try and grab me.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
I mean I have an issue if a guy was
naked to Greg's old argument about if you're naked inside
your home but you invited DoorDash driver, but if.

Speaker 9 (01:36:05):
You're kind of just opening it and you pull your arm.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Like that would be all right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Yeah I did that all the time when you're hanging
out naked at my house. Now, well, I brought this
up recently in a cheers and jeers, like I've started
to do that, like early morning on a Saturday with McDonald's,
Like I'm sleep in the nudes. I'm like, really have
to put on a rope to stick my arm outside
the door, just barely. Yeah, a big deal.

Speaker 8 (01:36:27):
The one time though, like we had that party where
the where Greg did the big Sean song that night? Yeah,
that night I got so wasted that the next morning
I woke I woke up naked on the hotel floor
and all the uh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
The room service room service was there. So I'm like,
did I open it naked and they just rolled it in?

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
You're already on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Yeah, Like, I don't. I don't know what happened that
picture it guys. Yeah, he was like twenty years old
at the time. Oh wait, yeah, so as usual, I
love these corporate statements. We could we I should have,
you know, I should have for next time. I should
have played this in reverse. I should have played the statement.
Then you guys guessed what happened, and well, here's the statement.

Speaker 19 (01:37:15):
We asked door Dash about this incident, and they responded saying, quote,
what this dasher experienced is absolutely at horrent and something
no one should ever have to go through. We've permanently
banned this individual from door Dash. We are offering support
directly to this dasher. We hope justice has served in
this horrible case.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Have you heard that? You think, like, wow, I don't
I don't even think shot.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Assault.

Speaker 9 (01:37:37):
What kind of support I've probably just can't. A nice
check should clear that right up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Even Yeah, I guess I offered her a.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Counselor That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
I don't want that support and what what's the counsel
going to do?

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
So this nigga guy tried to grab you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Was what was his wier game?

Speaker 17 (01:37:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
Huh yeah yeah, but we should meet like five more times, right,
you really really dive into what your feelings are. How
are you processing it in? Make sure your check clears?

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
We got time for one more here, ce Bess Menace. Yes,
there was incident. There's a beef at the at the Arby's.
There's a beef at the Popeyes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Chicken at the Popeyes. Yeah yeah, well yeah, there you go.
Here's a theft from Fox thirty five Orlando.

Speaker 20 (01:38:17):
A Popeye's employee caught with some sticky fingers. A customer
swiped her a card for a meal in the drive
through at the Popeyes. Later on, she spotted a three
hundred dollars charge posted to her account.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Forty eight year old Shaniquo Ridgeburg.

Speaker 20 (01:38:32):
She allegedly charged the woman for the order before tapping
the car to her phone.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Okay, we can't play a game with this one now.
Forty eight year old Shanikua Richberg. She you heard three
hundred dollars, tapped it on her phone? What was that
theft for? Specific?

Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
What did she purchase.

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
Yeah, a lady named Shaniqua and a worker at a Popeyes.
Shocking is stealing? Stealing money from credit cards for what purpose?
So she can pay for her university online payment?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Oh I like that. Yeah, I got books for her
physics class. That's a good good guest menace, guest menace
the Harvard online. Yeah, you get that late PhD later
in life.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
So she was just stealing money, not from Popeyes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Right, So she was taking it, she was taking it,
tapping it, and then she has something on her app
set up to tap again. But three hundred dollars. That's
a bold move. As a thought, I.

Speaker 9 (01:39:22):
Would say she has a big heart and this was
a charitable donator.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Oh like I got a good cause animal shelter. Yeah,
the Olympics. Right, these are all good guesses. No one's
hit it on the dot yet, though.

Speaker 6 (01:39:33):
I'm gonna say to get her hair done.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Say that would be so selfish of her.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
All right again Fox thirty five Orlando with the answer,
all right, how did it happen? I'm employee?

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
Is it kids for using a customer's credit card to
add money to a prison inmates account?

Speaker 9 (01:39:55):
Put it on your books, Put that on your man's cante.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Yeah, but don't do three hundred dollars, the idiot, I
know you got to do like five sixty five.

Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
You guys are giving no love to how down this
chick is for her man.

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
No, I get it, but I'm just saying, like, be smarter,
Like five dollars payments with one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
People, yeah, because that's because this is gonna last long
as happened in this case. Yeah, like two bucks, right,
yeah to sixty because I get those Sometimes I'm like,
did I pay for parking somewhere?

Speaker 11 (01:40:29):
What did that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
What happened here?

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
And then it's not even enough to look into.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Right, well, bad moves. No, Well, there you go. There's
the local news story of the day.

Speaker 21 (01:40:39):
Why don't you answer the question as to why you
had a roach issue?

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Why didn't I suck it?

Speaker 20 (01:40:46):
Locals?

Speaker 8 (01:40:47):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (01:40:48):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Greig Dory, what the hell did you do to your face?
Greg's got like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I was hoping nobody, nobody, Oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
I was waiting on. I figured like Greg might say
something like yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
But Greg's got like it looks like a.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Band is not a band aid, It's a band aid
on my nose.

Speaker 26 (01:41:14):
I had.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
I finally got the biopsy and then they did my
nose and then the back of my neck too, because
over the course of just three months, something on the
back of my neck like change shape or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
So that's why they say you've been you've been ripping
on this forever. Like when you go to a dermatologist,
thing map it and will keep an eye.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Well, they kept an eye on well, they kept an
eye on it. And yeah, and the very first dermatologist
I ever went to, I said, should I be worried
about this these stuff? Well, just keep an eye on it.
This place that I went to rules because they this
is the one that they looked at my butt cheeks
and more you spread, make you spread, and uh, they
mapped it out, take photos and then they have those

(01:41:53):
to compare them to.

Speaker 9 (01:41:54):
So they have photos of your butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Of course, and then you got copies. And then so
yesterday they put the took the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Little you know where they used to take the bike.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
You know what. I kept my eyes closed, but it
was some sort of cylindrical device that kind of punches
it out and then they hurt U. No, well, they
put numbing cream on the nose and then they inject
the sides of your nose with some sort of cane
light a cane or something like that, and oh, this
was so sweet. They had three people in the room

(01:42:25):
while the doctor was doing the biopsies, and while they
did the injections, she said, the injections are the worst part.
You won't feel the biopsy, which is true, you don't
feel anything. The injections you do. But while they gave
me the injection, the nurse would tap your shoulder and
that way it kind of distracted. And she said, oh,
while they tap, we will do the injection, and so

(01:42:45):
I was totally paying attention to the tapping. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Well, you know, I love novacane when you go to
the dentist. I love that feeling. Yeah, but when they
you know, the injection part is not fun. But one
thing when they grab your cheek and it'll shake your
cheek as they're doing it. I'm saying, but it kind
of just takes away.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Yeah, totally does. And the tapping thing works.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
So if they do it for babies too, they do something.

Speaker 9 (01:43:07):
Babstract them and touch them all like to they're all
different place yeather THII their arm yeah yeah, and then
they yeah, they do the same thing for botox.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Yeah, so I got to wear this stupid thing for
a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
Of How do you get the results?

Speaker 12 (01:43:18):
It is?

Speaker 17 (01:43:18):
Call you?

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
They will call me waiting for that, And they said
seven to ten days?

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Are you sitting down? Does it take so long?

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Good question? They said days.

Speaker 9 (01:43:28):
They're growing a fungus or something.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
They probably have how many thousands of these stations disgusting
samples that they send off to a lamb? And then
uh but yeah, and it wasn't too bad. The aftermath
felt like a little Bernie. Oh, what's gross too? They
cauterized my nose to get it to stop bleeding. It riaked,
burning flesh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Oh it, it doesn't smell good like.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
So gross? Oh, it wreaked.

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
So I also need some help because I'm well, I
need a lot of help. But there are things that
I have also been ignoring, and I don't know how
much longer I should ignore it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
How long do you ignore this?

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
Greg U?

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
Thirty years?

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
I guess, okay, and I'm probably I mean I never
went to a dermatologist until less than a year.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
And how long ago? You know you need to get
these things biopsyed?

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Well, they weren't even sure, but let's say three months between.
Not that I had to, but then when my scheduled okay.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
I was in the impression that they had to say, hey,
you know what, we should really take a look at this,
and you just put it off for knew it was
the first.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Time they looked. And then we waited a few months
and they said, come back in three months, we'll look
at it again. And that's when they decided to do
the biopsy.

Speaker 9 (01:44:40):
Okay, all right, well, this isn't what I was going
to share, but since we're all sharing, I have to
go back in August because I have some.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Lumps in my boobs.

Speaker 9 (01:44:49):
I'll let you know. That goes everybody, but this is
I think this is a lesser problem. For the last
couple of years, from my pinky all the way down
my arm. It hurts so bad. And the other day
I kind of heard what it feels like, a like
a dull pain, like kind of like on the side
of my wrist. I picked up an empty plastic laundry

(01:45:12):
basket and dropped it because it hurts so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
How long has this been going on?

Speaker 9 (01:45:16):
Oh, a couple of years. And it was like it'll
go away.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
That's really frustrating is when you finally decide, Okay, I'm
gonna go get this checked out because it's bothering. Yeah,
and then you go there and you feel like an
idiot trying to describe what it's like, and they look
at you like like how a dog will tilt its
head and burrow. Yeah, because there was there was one time,
like all I can say is my skin right here
is sensitive wherever it was, and it doesn't stay in

(01:45:43):
this one air like right like right now it's here.
Then yesterday, like it was that same feeling, but over here,
like on my leg it turned out to be like
some kind of nerve issue. Oh that's weird, you know. Yeah,
But like at the time, I didn't know what the
hell would But I'm trying to say, well, what do
you what do you what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Said?

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
I said, Well, when I touch it's kind of I
don't know, like.

Speaker 9 (01:46:01):
It's like describing a carnal raw Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Something.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
It wasn't even tingly. It was just like I can't
describe it. That's where I wish, you know, how they
have for cars where they can just plug them in
and it just tells it says what's going on. They
can just read a code. You bring it to AMCO
or whatever. He's boomed, he knocks it out. I wish
they could do that for people. Maybe one day. Well
plug in, the doctor can see exactly good is what

(01:46:26):
system's happening.

Speaker 9 (01:46:27):
I'm wondering if I should just do a di y
like a brace that it will stop it from moving
around or picking up laundry back.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
It's a nerve thing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
But that's not that's anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:46:40):
Yeah, don't use my right hand.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
That's not a fix. That's not a you know, that's
not going to fix whatever's going on.

Speaker 7 (01:46:46):
Yeah, have you been knitting a lot? I mean, I
know you don't.

Speaker 9 (01:46:50):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
I do.

Speaker 9 (01:46:52):
Yeah, in a short period of time, just finish babies.

Speaker 12 (01:46:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:54):
And I would have issues with my arm when I
crocheted too much because the repetitive motion.

Speaker 9 (01:47:00):
Finger doctor risk. So I think that brace because.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Is it the wrist or is it the forearm?

Speaker 9 (01:47:09):
It's like the risks the risk me.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Just diagnose me, show you show me how you hold
this dog. I know, like new parents does hurt when
I hold her because new parents, Uh, they they they're
using muscles. They they haven't really used all that much
because now you care around this baby all the time.
And uh, and then you started like, wow, what the
hell is going on? And that's that's usually what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:47:32):
I hold exactly, I hold her. It's like, you know,
six pounds that I'm not used to holding like constantly.
And and you guys are I'm not going anywhere now,
you just save me a forty.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
I mean, I don't know what. I don't know what
you do for it.

Speaker 9 (01:47:44):
I'll stop holding the dog and you just get a brace.

Speaker 8 (01:47:47):
Yeah, you get a brace, so you actually get carpool
tunnels surgery. I feel much better now you got I have.
I keep on biting the inside of my mouth like crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:47:58):
Well, once you do it, you can't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Doing because then once you bite it, it becomes plain. Yeah,
and so now you're more prone to bite it. It just
takes longer to go with anybody else. Anybody else got anything?

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Anything?

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Nothing? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
Well, I know Tyler hurt himself. Did you believe it
was it the scissors or something?

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Stand up too fast?

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
He cut himself? Yeah, with scissors. So we gotta get
in those safety scissors like they have for kindergars.

Speaker 25 (01:48:31):
Yeah, so I was I was a bit sleep deprived,
and I had to cut up a paper and I'm like, well,
I need a pair of scissors real quick.

Speaker 20 (01:48:39):
Uh.

Speaker 25 (01:48:40):
There was a little bit of tape and sticky adhesive
on the scissors, so I'm like, oh, well, let me
just clean this, and decided to use my thumb to
clean it. Without thinking, I just sliced my thumb right up.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Yeah, sliding it along.

Speaker 11 (01:48:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:48:51):
When I was in second grade, some girls like playing
around and she was cutting a straw super fast, just
for fun or whatever, and then she cut almost cut
her whole finger off everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
It'll bleed. That's why in uh, in high school, we
were learning how to develop photography. Right, It's like some
stupid elective class or whatever, easy credit and the chemicals
or whatever you mix into that big flat pan ye
back whatever it is. Yeah, I don't remember, but man,
they made you use every last drop to the point
where you like, you're trying to get more out of

(01:49:24):
it wouldn't because it was getting caught up by the
way that the cap was on it. So what they
would do is have you cut open the bottle to
get that last couple of drops out of there. So
I just grabbed just a regular razor blade and I'm
holding it in my hand. I'm holding the bottle in
my hand. I'm cutting around the bottom of the bottle
and he goes whoop right through this fatty part. I

(01:49:45):
still I still have a scar on there, right through
the fatty part. And man, it looked like if you
cut open a bean bag chair, a little like starts.

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Pouring out, got a little like white balls.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
Yeah, there were white balls, white balls in there. That
same year, that girl cut her fingers. Some other girl
she pooped in the hallway of the Poor Girl of
the school. Her name was Eva. Don't put on no
greg If by chance you die from this, Yeah, it
turns out it's something really awful and you die from it.

(01:50:19):
Who gets your stuff? Like that's here? Like I know
that Mario gets like a lot of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
Does anybody want my headphones or my water bottle?

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
I'm saying, are you leaving us anything?

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
And you're sure? Oh? In the official Yeah, I have
to get to put that together, but I probably should
over the next seven to ten days.

Speaker 9 (01:50:35):
Can I make some furniture requests?

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Truly?

Speaker 9 (01:50:38):
Do you know I'm really enjoying the couch?

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
I mean it's not like my house, I get emptied
out just because I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Damn it dude, that that is a chore. Yeah, it's
a chore. There's so many questions to answer and none
of them are fun. They're not fun questions specific.

Speaker 9 (01:50:54):
Like in the case of a hot air balloon accident,
like is it like that?

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
Not, Well, you're just complicated because you have kids kids,
But like, okay, then it's like end of life decisions
and you know all these other power of attorney medical things. Okay,
you die, kids go here, what happens to this? Then
what happens if you and your spouse die? What if
it's you, your spouse and one of your children.

Speaker 8 (01:51:17):
Like it's it's.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
Every combination of things, and it's like, man, just the
first answer, I don't want to think about this anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:51:26):
You in a mood or are you just kind of
like this is business you know it's like a business decision.

Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
Or does it like well, no, it doesn't depress you.
It's just that it's not fun to think about. And
then you're going through it and there's just it feels
that all that they're just heavy decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Well, your son's almost eighteen. You don't have to worry
about that. He'll be fine. Not where is he going
to go?

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
He's it's not about it's not about what happens to
where they go necessarily, That's actually one of the the
easier ones. It's about like what happens to all the
stuff the uh you know the money they investments. No,
that's the thing. It's like because then you know, the
state wind up getting a bunch of stuff and it
ends up in is it probate or Yeah, it's still
dealing with It's it's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (01:52:04):
Yeah, I'm dealing with that five years later.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Yeah, it's a It's something we have definitely kicked the
can on a number of times, and we're finally going
through it and getting it all done.

Speaker 9 (01:52:14):
So you're gonna feel so much better though.

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
Yeah, get in that situation. What does Greg get?

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
I think of what he dies?

Speaker 3 (01:52:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:52:21):
Yeah, yeah, he's so much older than my senior.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
What are the chances anybody here doesn't outlive me?

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
A Tyler will give you rough all your money?

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
Come on, Tyler, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Do you know how this bridge with the screen on it, Yeah,
somebody hits the doorbell, it automatically pops up on the
refrigerator because most of the time Menace is in the kitchen. Yeah,
it's the show. It's checking on the after hours. Voicemails
say like, hey, anytime you want to leave something when
we're off the air, you call that same number that

(01:52:54):
you would use more on the air eight seven and
he tell us. Whatever you got, somebody want tell us
about it. Maybe you're listen to the podcast getting caught
up and you got a thought you just must share it.
Eight seven seven. Here's one I.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Just got to let you know.

Speaker 11 (01:53:10):
Just used my uh well, first time using a butt
washing toilet, and I gotta tell you, man, kind of gay.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
I have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
Oh sweet, So you loved it? Yeah, exactly, that's what
you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
Once you once you go butt washing toilet seat, man,
you you never you never go back. It's a it
really is. It's so clean you can eat off of
it and should Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:53:35):
My husband doesn't want to use it because you said
it might be quote too delightful.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
Well no, there's no risk in being too delightful. It's
so good that when you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Have it, look at a hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:53:47):
It changes everything. It's like you can't go back. It's
one of the things. You can't go back once you've
crossed the field of dreams, once you've crossed over hun
There's there's no going back.

Speaker 8 (01:53:57):
And there's so many different levels to him too, Like
there's like they have seat warmers and they play little
music for you and lighting and all kinds.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
Of the music ones. Yeah, well in Japan they play
little cutesy music for your.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Woody.

Speaker 18 (01:54:14):
All right, I got a big problem.

Speaker 11 (01:54:16):
And I don't know if this is with something for.

Speaker 18 (01:54:18):
Mens or Sea Bass to deal with, but I was
just at Costco, you know, my mecha, my temple, one
of the best places in the world.

Speaker 11 (01:54:26):
And just so happened to be the free sample time awesome,
love it.

Speaker 18 (01:54:31):
Life is good.

Speaker 11 (01:54:32):
Waiting in line for some chicken patty sandwiches. I mean,
come on, but there's a line of about seven people deep,
and this old MF goes to the frontel line, takes
his sample, goes that was pretty good.

Speaker 18 (01:54:48):
And then reaches in and takes three more tample and
walks away. I'm like, okay, fine, maybe you know he's old,
maybe he doesn't have anything. They fine, But then this lady,
which if I swear had dirt on her face. I
don't know if she was camping in a tent outside
or what is next in line? She grabbed three.

Speaker 17 (01:55:08):
There were only six samples.

Speaker 18 (01:55:10):
What is going on? It is heathen read up at
the costco. You don't take three samples each. There's a
line of people, have some slipping decorum people, something that's
got to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
What.

Speaker 8 (01:55:27):
Yeah, I was just sharing that just recently that I
was in line waiting for a sample, and this fat
ass family in front of me, they all grabbed two
samples each and then all the samples were gone, so
everybody behind the family liked.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
To wait again. You know what, grab multiple samples.

Speaker 9 (01:55:44):
I'm surprised to hear that, because, yeah, that's disgusting in
their pigs and I hate them, but I'm always kind
of intimidated by the sample person like, like they're usually
pretty like prison ordiny. So I would never do that
in front.

Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
Of them of Costco. I mean, let me ask Greg, Greg,
do you do this too? I was fine when it
comes to stuff like this, Greg and I are kind
of similar with samples, but just many in many ways
more similar than Okay, So when it comes to the
samples at a costco, like you want to try one, right,
and you're like, okay, and you try one, do you.

Speaker 1 (01:56:18):
Feel guilted into buying it?

Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
Do you sit and pretend like you're actually considering it? Like, oh, external,
So where are these? Where can I find these?

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
Right here?

Speaker 9 (01:56:27):
I always take somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
I'm like, I don't want to feel like a free loader.
I want to because I'm interested in trying it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
Right, But there was one that they have these spinach
and artichoke bites almost you know, they have like what
do they call them, fried macaroni or macarine cheese, and
like a little like a little kind of thing, same thing,
but with a spinach and art choked tip. Man, it
was good, But now I wasn't I wasn't going to
buy him because the thing with costco. I wish they

(01:56:57):
would do that sampling at the grocery store so I
can get like a normal quantity signs.

Speaker 9 (01:57:00):
Eighty two of them.

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
Yeah, if I'm trying somebody with first size, I don't
need a hundred of them. Yeah, just yet, I'm with you.
I used to be like that. I have never bought
anything that I sampled, but I would say in the
past year, they've gotten me twice. Yeah, yeah, and have
you regretted it like a purchase? It was a good purchase. Yeah,
but it was Greg, I'll sit there and go these
are good So where where exactly are these right questions?

(01:57:25):
So me and while I got these people just had
taken three more.

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
Yeah, I did that recently when I told you I
was considering buying that painting, and I knew I wasn't
going to and I told the lady. She was so
excited about to make the sale, and I said, you
know what, I can't fit it in my car. I'm
gonna go home, get my truck, and I'm gonna I'll
be back tomorrow's. And she's probably sitting there crying.

Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
You know, you can never go back there now, ye right,
So somebody actually said us another after hours voicemail about art, Greg, Hey.

Speaker 17 (01:57:52):
What is show? I was listening on the podcast and
I heard how Wood. He was saying, if you spend
anything more than two hundred dollars on something that hangs
on your wall, you're insane. And I thought I would
just share that my family actually raised me to be
like an art collector, and so we have a lot
of very precious, fine art that has worth quite a

(01:58:13):
lot of money, and so I've recently got fairly successful.
I went on a cruise to Japan salely mentioned our
cant last year and I spent around almost compared status.
I've spent around like thirty two thousand dollars on art
and it's all real art too. It's like one of
a kind originals painting of paint on canvas, stuff by

(01:58:36):
really world renowned artists. And I have all of it now.
And since i've had it as price has gone up
about two to three thousand dollars per painting, and that
was only in a year and a half.

Speaker 18 (01:58:47):
So yeah, you know, I totally get it.

Speaker 17 (01:58:50):
Good about a car, but got really cool stuff I
like to look at on the wall. So all right,
have a great day and Woody suck it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:57):
You suck it? Oh good you.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
That's a lot of a lot of celebrities do that.
They invest in art.

Speaker 9 (01:59:03):
Oh that's a big Sup Martin thing, right, but oh huge.
But I have a question for this guy he said
he went on a cruise to Japan. Did he buy
the art on land or on the cruise?

Speaker 2 (01:59:13):
Usually have the cruise, know they they have the gallery.

Speaker 9 (01:59:18):
I have a cruiser, Greg I've said you pictures of cruise.
Is that something you would invest thirty thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
Peter Max, Yes, and I considered it on a cruise.

Speaker 9 (01:59:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
More fun than Gunner Rhea show. And that's going to
do it for Wednesday. Nice full show podcast, Wait before
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(01:59:49):
the seven o'clock and eight o'clock hours. Congratulations to our
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(02:00:11):
for us between now and then you leave? On the
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there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory take us
home with some parting words of wisdom. Please.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
Yeah, it sucks being bipolar. It is so awesome all right.

Speaker 2 (02:00:31):
Oh why that took me like even half a second?
That was just right there. OK, take it all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD Doublem.
I quit this bitch.