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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Tuesday. It is July
the fourteenth, twenty twenty six. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, Woody, Greg,
miss Geograph, We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy. Jeff
g is here, we got Morgan Vaughan. There's Dumbass, Tyler,

(01:04):
Bort and Menji are here. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seventh. We'll get into the trending news headlines.
Got the birthday's port of birthday coming up for you
here in just a few minutes. Today, July fourteenth is
Greg National Be Nice to Bugs Day. Thank you and
not as in bugs bunny, as into the things that
Greg hayes, Yeah, be nice than now.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You will kill a buck?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You don't like killing.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
And lump them down, but if there's one in my house,
it's dead.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
That is Shark Awareness Day.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
We're aware, Okay, National Tape Measure Day Love tape measures.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Which now I associated with Greg because he said he
couldn't read a tape measure.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, this is seven and five little marks dash this.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
This one's for you, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
It's National Nude Day. Greg likes the nude now and
I meant to say, is National Mac and Cheese Day.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Shout out to mac and cheese. Shout out to mac
and cheese all day, every day. Yeah, for real, love Craft.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
No mac and cheese or chicken.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
What do you like better? Chicken more versatile, chicken more
than mac and cheese. Yeah, because you can do so
much with chicken. Yeah, I don't know. You can bake it,
you can put chicken.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Let's just say, well, let's just say it was chicken
one way, whichever way you decided, or mac and cheese.
Which one would be every day?

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Probably mac and cheese.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I was gonna say, Yeah, they couldn't. You couldn't dress
chicken up differently if it was you know, the same chicken.
You know, even you know chicken tenders, your favorite tendies.
You have some tendies, you know. But I do have
some chicken news for you. We'll start with the nice
people and another one of your favorite places, Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yes, they're bringing back.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
The crispy chicken. Strips, the Crispy Chicken tacos and burritos,
and their pineapple freeze.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh pretty good, and they have all these kind of
different dipping sauces for it.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
So they're bringing also three new items to the table,
the Crispy Chicken Chipotle Bacon melt burrito, the pepper Jack
Steak burrito, Yeah yeah, and the pepper Jack Steak Nacho fries.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Size.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
The Crispy Chicken Chipotle Bacon melt burrito, it's a mouthful,
it's a nice sized.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Portion, right right, I'll eat it, but their nugs and
their strips are not good.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
The pepper Jack Steak burrito and the pepper Jack Steak
Nacho Fries, all those items will be available nationwide for
a louded time starting on the twenty third. And some
other Chicken news. Burger King is getting into the grilled
chicken game, and they're testing some items like a frame
flame grilled chicken sandwich both normal and spicy version, a

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bacon and Swiss grilled chicken s sandwich, and then three
different chicken rams classic, spicy, and honey mustard.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't want raps at any of these Fashio places anymore,
all right, yeah, I like that. No, no, no more raps, guys,
Yeah you tried it. There's a bunch of fake nostalgia.
But McDonald's one sucks every time. No more wraps, everything else.
I support it. That's become my wife's go to a
chick fil a. I forget what that rap is that

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they've got on the one person supporting this, she likes it.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
No official data, one those my drop. All right, one
more piece of I like chicken. Yes, this is a
ranking from Consumer Reports of the stores with the best
rotisserie chickens. All right, So they grabbed ten of the
most popular chickens from ten different stores, and then they
grab some people to do a blind taste test. This

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is Consumer Reports. I do trust their their testing and
methodonic scientific. Yeah, they're really good, all right. So each
person ranked the chickens on flavor tech mature an appearance. Now,
the appearance, I think is also very important because I
see a lot of these rotisserie chickens, especially the grocery stores,
kind of shriveled, shriveled, and some of them don't even
look like they're cooked. There's there's no browning on the outside.

(05:14):
It's yeah, it's almost like this pale like yeah, not crispy,
just soggy looking skin. Yeah, I'm sure the chicken, the
meat itself is fine. But yeah, anyway, when it was
all said and done, according to the blind taste test
that Consumer Reports did, the five best rotisserie chickens are
from Sam's Club at number one, Costco at number two,

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Stop and Shop at number three, Walmart at four, and
then Wegmans at number five.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, your top five. Now, two of those are grocery stores,
primarily Northeastern Stopping Shop. Yeah, I would surprise stopping shops
up there because it's not I mean, for folks who
don't know, stopping shop.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Is basically a Kroger.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah that style, sure, you know, like a rod.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
But apparently rotisserie chickens very well.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, I want it, I need it.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Ye See.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Now it's got me thinking about rotistry chicken and maybe
I'll stop on the way home and chicken and get
some French bread. You get some avocado gray Yeah, yeah,
that's about the combo things. I thought Menace was gonna
be a little bit sold up on that. Make a
little sandwich. Let's go all right, time for your birthdays.

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Show this.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Ship shiver and you know you don't do.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
It.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
It wasn't the best weekend for him to Conor McGregor
has a birthday today.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday with your knees. Well, uh, he's
thirty eight years old today. Jane Lynch, now, good friend
the show You Do Love Jane Lynch. Jane Lynch is
so versatile, super nice, so nice.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh she thinks she might be a lesbian. What she's
so Lesbianough, she's sixty six years old.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Vincent Pastor, who was Big Pussy on The Sopranos, he's eighty.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Years old today. Yeah, some of those guys looks healthy.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Dan Reynolds from Imagine Dragons, he's their lead singer. He's
thirty nine today. You remember Matthew Fox from Lost and
Party of Five?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Please, he is sixty years old today.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
And Phoebe waller Bridge is forty one. Your porn of
birthday today is a Lala ivy and today's birthday girl.
She has seen more tacos than a Mexican restaurant on
Taco Tuesday, one hundred and twenty three fine films, including
Black Lesbian Seductions, Volume two.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
She was in yoga. Matt muff.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Also, it's okay, we're just stepsisters.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah it doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, it's not blood.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Big deal.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
She was in La Law's pool side pounding another one
Greg might life. Yeah, she was in Cooked by her Cookies.
She was in don't mind if I do her? And
then who can forget her unforgettable role in immigration insemination.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
I've got to see that.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
That's a Lala Ivy who.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Is twenty eight years old today and at your port
of birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on this Tuesday
on The Woody.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Show, We're gonna take a quick break. More Woodes Show
is next.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Hang on, it's huge.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I don't know what algorithm?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
you politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
My name is Woody. That is great, Dory Hio, We've
got menace. What is up?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Hi is our social media director? Yeahs follow us on
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Speaker 2 (08:49):
The Woody Show. That social media thing for you.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
There's a jinagran phones open eight seven seven forty four,
Woody Text two two nine eight seven. Remember when everyone
would update their staff us on social media? A second yeah, right,
that's pretty much over and just in general social media.
According to some new numbers, fifty five percent of people
are posting less overall on social media than they did

(09:13):
five years ago.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I definitely am the biggest reason.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
For posting less.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Yeah, I'm just bored. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
You just don't know what to post or what to
caption it.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
This might be nice, but I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
When you need breakfast.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Hospital The biggest reason people are on less now and
posting less political arguments, endless doom scrolling.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
And then just concerns about privacy. Did you see that.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Uh, Instagram already pulled the plug on that, like where
you can just put someone's Instagram handle on there and
make AI images.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, that did not go over.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Well, you're talking to rich on Tech about that, and
Gina was already messing with it. I don't see, Like,
first of all, why is that a good idea?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, like, let's say let's make more fake images of
people that it's not even your own image. You can
just go on there and add the Woodie Show and whatever,
just pick whatever you wanted. And the fact that people
were automatically enrolled in it. It wasn't even something you
opted into.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Here's the issue. I worked in some of these offices,
and a lot of these tech guys they live in
their own bubble and they think like, oh, this is cool,
and yes, in reality it's a cool function, but they
don't think about like the actual general public and like
how their responsible be. So the problem is they come
out with these features and don't even think about how

(10:43):
the public would react to it at all. Well, and
then that's why sometimes they have people hired within their
companies to teach them about like what's cool and what
the what the general public actually feels about stuff like this,
But sometimes they disregard that.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
But besides, Greg was like the government. Yeah, And besides Greg,
who is on record saying go for it. I don't
think anybody else wants to get like revenge porn, you know,
like make my draw Gina naked and like, but.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
That's going to do that. That's not gonna happen on Meta,
not on Instagram. No, you can't even do that with
chat chept. You could maybe do it on Rock, maybe
on groc, but there's a bar.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
I'm still working on that.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
When I said I wanted to have a porn image.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Like a good one.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, it gave me a rock and body of a massive.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Mean, it would do it, but there's a lot of
things that it won't do that are way more innocuous.
Like I've had things in there like, hey, create an
image using this.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Photo of this person, blah blah bla blah blah, and
it won't do it based on ethical reasons. And I'm
not up to no good. It was just a friend
and I'm making a joke, and you know, whatever I
was trying to out to get somebody, or I tell
you that is a That is the thing I've noticed
more and more about myself that as I'm reading different
things and about information and all these and I've never

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been a person who's been all that concerned because I've
got nothing to hide, you know, like there's there's nothing
that I'm trying to keep under wraps or whatever. But man,
the ease at which someone can easily just construct something
that looks and sounds so very real about anybody they

(12:23):
want to. And so the idea of you know, I
sound super paranoid because it is, and I don't necessarily
think this is what's going to happen but you hear
about you know, people being concerned about the government. You've
said something they don't like, so therefore they can basically
just create something using all of these tools or information
that even though you weren't somewhere now they have things

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that they can do ton with s ditch something together
and make it, Yeah, based on stuff that is already
you know, there was a there was a really crazy
video from what was it nineteen ninety eight or nine
teen ninety nine, something like that with late nineties about
how good the surveillance was then, like what the what

(13:06):
the intelligence you know, community was able to do back
then close to thirty years ago, and they showed how
they traced this one car from a parking lot to
over here and stitching together all these different images. That
was almost thirty years ago.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, like when they had though I forgot it was
like seven or nine inmates that got out just recently
were on the run and they were able able to
capture a lot of them, and they asked like, how'd
you do it? And they're like, oh, we have facial recognition,
but we don't really make it that public.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, well, you know, you know, I know, I brought
the example up a number of times. I was always
blown away with how they were able to track down
the Boston Marathon bombing dude, that it was so cool
in all different cell phone videos.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
And hundreds of thousands of people.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
But for a guy who is like totally you know,
pair annoyed about the idea that you could be wrongfully
accused of something, right, And my whole thing is like, well,
if you really didn't do it, there's no evidence that
you did it, because you really didn't do it, unless
it's all this stuff about circumstantial or that there's no
real smoking gun, or but with how easy it is,

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And just last week before they decided to pull the plug,
it was so easy, Gina did one with her and
Rich DeMuro or Rich on Tech correspondent. Yeah, just by
typing a quick little prompt into.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's yeah, I wasn't robbing that bank. I was in
the studio with Rich, like, if somebody.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Has evident quote evidence that they weren't somewhere nothing, you
need to prove your innocence there. The idea is that
your guilt is what's supposed to be proven, right, but
to prove that you weren't somewhere to go, no, I
wasn't in this neighborhood. I was at home, or I
was at a friend's house. Blah blah blah blah blah.

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You know, the you could easily create a piece of
evidence that shows that you were somewhere else. Yeah, right,
So it can goes the other It goes the other
way too well. And then how they say, oh, well,
this is the truth and this is the one that's
aied and made up.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Well, or you don't even have to go back.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
That comes the document or the picture of the thing
of record.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
But these days, couldn't you just do all the crazy
things and be like AI, that was a well for.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
The general public. I'm talking more of like a court
of law, but that's.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
What I'm saying. Like, if somebody has me actually me
robbing a bank, I could be like, somebody just made
that on AI.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Well just dismiss it. It's to the jury to decide, okay,
that you're telling the truth, that is exactly.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
But but isn't there a way. Isn't there a way
like some kind of digital yeah, something like something.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
In yeah, like on the back end to go, oh,
this is AI, right, And how people can go to.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Like the metadata of of a of a photograph and
get a whole bunch of information about exactly where. Yeah, yeah,
to know, Okay, well this is to be proven to do.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I prove it hopefully that third party is on your side.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
See, I'm thinking of it in less terms of illegal
activity and just more like relationship jealousy. If your husband
Gina saw a photo of you with another guy that
AI Yeah Rich, Wait why are you hanging out with
Rich so much?

Speaker 7 (16:21):
A exactly?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
But what if he doesn't believe you it? It's not
necessarily a court case. It's more of a relationship jealousy thing.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
And I put in chat GBT, can is there metadata
to show that something's AI? And it said sometimes, but
it's not reliable. So that doesn't make me feel any better.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Right, Yeah, in the court you know how the court
of public opinion goes too, Not that I don't. I
don't really care about that as much. I care about
like what would really be important, which would be like
you you have to answer for something, and you you
and for all sake of argument here you are telling
the truth. You really didn't do whatever it was. You

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really have what you are showing as evidence that you
weren't doing or weren't at the place that was in question.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Is all legit.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
But you're up against a pile of completely you know, fabricated,
aied you know, all this digital information which you can
easily be manipulated by the people, whether it's you know,
the law enforcement, the government, or whoever wants to point
the finger at somebody to make the rest of the
public feel better, they can easily just a couple of clicks,

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a couple of clicks and it's done.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, Like that's the stuff.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
As you read more about these things and you see
more about you know, what they're what they're doing. That
While the technology is cool and I I love it,
I mean I love technology. I think technology makes our
lives so much easier in so many ways, but also
it rams up the anxiety. Maybe it's big pharma, Greg
who because they want to sell more anxiety drugs.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh yeah, it's on the edge, and so it's just
big pharm It's behind the push anxiety drugs and boner pills.
Look right, But when it comes back to the original point,
why you're posting less, in my mind, I think does
anybody care?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, that's what you know, nobody really cares.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Also, I think a lot of people are posting less
because there was like, you know, this big I would say,
cold rush to you know, monetize social media and people
are like, Okay, this is going to be my new job.
And people tried it and it's not as easy as
you think it is, and people weren't making money. They're like,
oh crap, I gotta go to actual nine to five. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I think it's just the you know, for me, the
big thing is I find myself becoming more concerned. People
have said for a long time like the world's going
to crap, and it seems like a like more voutle,
more insane, more dangerous, more uncertain place than it's than

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it's ever been, and we have less control.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
I feel like people say, well, you know, you can
only control what you can control. You can control yourself,
can control what you do or what you say or
what I don't even know for all that in control.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
That's why I want to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, but if you go through history, every decade says
that every generation, you know, it's just with.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
The ease used to have to be some kind of
like you know, I t graduate. Now it's like it's
the biggest morons Yeah, who are easily able.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
To create a lot of the stuff. And so I
guess that the question is like, how do we how
do we answer and safeguard to know what is real,
what is not, what's being you know, used against you
or like what you're up against.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Well, if history tells us anything, two things will happen.
We will figure it out and it will be way
too late, you know that.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, assume every photo, every news story, every text, every email,
fake scamp.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, yes, Jeff g metaglasses are under fire too,
a lot meta. I know, I got a friend that
actually works out you talking about privacy and meta there,
They've got two strikes against them in the court of
public opinion because those glasses, like a lot of artists
are are you know, going on stage and you know,
saying that they're horrible and they're you know, ruining privacy
and everything, and those sales have dipped like really a ton, Yeah,

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because people just hate the fact that they could be
hacked without the light showing that they're recorded, so that
like they've been you know, under fire.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
You know, I like about them. Here's what I love
about them. I have some meta glasses that are sunglasses, right,
and so I use them like at a pool or
a beach or a you know, walking around like going
out for a walk or something, and don't have to
use air pods. Yep, you know. And it sounds great, like.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
The phone quality, conversation back and forth sounds amazing having
the sunglasses on without the air pods in, just being
able to suddenly sit there and listen to music without
disturbing anybody else. It doesn't sound great, No, it's not great,
but it's it's good enough for what I'm what I'm
doing here, just chilling.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's exactly what I You know, who came with that
came out with that first was meta, I'm not meta.
Bows both had those first where it did have cameras
in them, but they were just no one remembers first yeah,
you know, was it the Diamond Rio MP three player,
But everyone remembers the iPod.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
For almost ten years, my dad has been saying that
in the future or they'll have the technology to make
it look like you're doing a crime when you were
just chilling at your house and they can send you
to jail for it. He said that all the time,
and I always be like, all right, Dad, sure, crazy
old man. He was actually in a psych ward for
a couple of years back in the day too. Sometimes
the crazy people.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Know what up.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
Yeah, that's why they're in the psyche ward.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah, that's a text from the eight one to seven
coming in. I said, it's your text over to two
two nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break
and then, uh, we meant to get to the Jenigrad
trending news.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Headlines there, but we'll get there. We've gone on a
little tangent that's coming up for you next year. The
Wooded Show.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
These prices are insane.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Crazy, Yeah, the Woodie Shows and Jenny Grad's got the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Well, since peace with Iran looks less and less likely,
the US has reimposed a naval blockade around the Strait
of Horror Moves. So under this plan, ships from countries
other than Iran would still be a level to pass through, allegedly,
and then the US would collect a twenty percent fee
on the cargo moving through the strait in exchange for
you know, providing security so allegedly. So basically you can

(22:24):
think about like this, like the US is the Strait
of Horror Moves is pimp it gets a percentage of
all the Johns that passed through or you know, were
like the protection for the mob, whatever you.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Like, allegedly alludge of them.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
And there's some chaos in Maine where a Columbia national
was shot while reportedly trying to run down Ice officers.
There's a video out there. It's pretty raw. You see
the driver drag from the car cuffed. According to the report,
he accelerated toward the Ice agents at an intersection before
the officer shot at him, and he didn't make it.
He was pronounced Dad. Then Homeland Security Secretary Mark Wayn

(22:56):
Mullen came out later and said that the guy who
was shot wasn't even the target of the operation. So
the whole thing's a mess, and they're moving forward with
an investigation. And Major League Baseball held its annual home
Run derby last night in Philly, and I thought of
you guys, because I know how exciting you think it is.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Well watching it, yeah, watching on TV.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Yeah, I did actually enjoy watching it this time with
limited at bats. But here's the thing. If you're down
to your last at bat and you keep hitting homers,
you can keep swinging. So here's what happened. The hometown
crowd super high because of Kyle Schwarber made it to
the finals, but then things didn't go as planned. Jordan
Walker of the Saint Louis Cardinals had everything going against him,
all the Philly fans booing him. He was down to

(23:38):
his last at.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Batthing dropped the ball. Yeah, that's so Philly, that's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
But then he went on a run with six homers
in a row to take home the Derby crown and
send Philly fans home pissed. He also made a million dollars,
by the way, which is more than his current salary.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
So that's funny. Hell yeah, so he made more from
one night a home run Derby just.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Doing awesome stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wow, it's funny. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I kind of agree with you guys. You said being
there in person is boring, but watching on TV. I
kind of feel the same way about hockey games. I
love watching them on TV, but when you're in person,
it's shockingly quiet.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Really Yeah, I love it. The WWE. You think it's
gonna be like all this crowd noise, Yeah, dude, when
you're there, it's so quiet.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
I love going to hockey games more than I like
watching them on TV, and I love watching them on TV.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
I think it depends on where you go, like what
arena you're into. Some arenas do better at the in
game stuff. Yeah, there's more of a Vegas does a
great job. I think Pittsburgh does a great job. The
La Kings do a great job. I thought for being
a brand new team. The Saint Louis Saint Louis Salt
Lake City Mammoth Utah Mammoth, I thought they did a

(24:53):
great job and I want to go see one of
their games recently.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
You love their zamboni.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Oh, the zamboni is the dumbest thing cartoon it out, Jeff,
I don't know if you've seen it. Yeah, look up,
look up the Utah Mammoth zamboni.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
May it's just fun. It's cute, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Sammy's going like.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
No, it's cute, Like it's that's not hockey.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
It's cute.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
It's not hockey. Hockey's not supposed to be cut. Hockey's
missing teeth and bleeding on the ice.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
And then getting right back in the game.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Yeah, parade, Yeah, it looks like it should be an
ice age. The cartoon so stupid.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
You know, if they're doing if they're using that for
Disney on ice, it's appropriate and it's appropriate. Not for hockey, dude,
this is hockey, and not even kids hockey. This is pros, yeah, professionals.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Recently, you know, I was just at pet Co Park
seeing the the Padres versus the Blue Jays, and when
the Blue Jays like got a home run and like
three other people like walked in for a home run,
you can hear a pin drop. It was so quiet
in there, you know, because the hometown team is not
getting uh, getting the home runs, and you're just like, dam,

(26:00):
I'm in a massive place with thousands of people and
it's so quiet.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Well, the semifinals of the World Cup start today with
France versus Spain. Tomorrow, Argentina and England will square off
in the other semifinal. And as if FIFA hasn't made
enough money in the World Cup with all these insane
ticket prices, they're selling grass that will be used for
the July nineteenth final at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey.
So let me explain what it is and then you
can guess how much it costs. Each piece of turf

(26:28):
is a six inch square and according to FIFA's website,
you can quote own a genuine piece of football history
with an authentic twenty twenty six FIFA World Cup piece
of the pitch, permanently preserved in a premium acrylic with
a USB keepsake. Any guesses on how much this little
six inch square of grass, I will.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Say, I don't hate it really, Yeah, because when you
go to like a game or an event, you know,
especially like a big deal event like a super Bowl,
World Cup, something like that, to have somebody, what are
they going to do with this turf? Dig it up
and it's gonna go Why put it to waste?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Right?

Speaker 7 (27:02):
So there can't they give it away.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
In a cool way?

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Do you know those I forget the name of the company.
Those roses they last forever. Like we bought some from
my step mom, I want to say, ten years ago,
ten years ago, and we were just at their house
and she still has them like set up somewhere and
they don't look brand new. They look pretty good for
what were real roses just in this like container. I

(27:29):
forget what they do to them or whatever it is. Yeah,
you buy it on Amazon. I recently bought some.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
But if they do something like that with the turf
that they still look cool, won't just look like dead
grass and a you know, a kryla. But did they
put it in like the glass like you see in
the middle of the mall, or like krill It's not
like loose sight like a block.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
Yes, okay, so Greg, I'm shocked that you're on board.
How much do you know?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Because there was this legendary wooden roller coaster that they
tore down to put a metal one up, and instead
of just wasting that, they chopped it into little blocks.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Would you display that?

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I do you know if you like my son, who's
like a theme park amusement enthusiast, all people being like
that's cool.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
But at work I might display it, you know, keep
it sitting on the desk.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
There was something regularly liked to really cared about doing right.
I could see him doing that, like people that buy uh,
people that buy the seats from a stadium where they
saw a ton of games with their dad or something
like some kind of I don't know, you're just a
big fan.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
You want like an actual seat.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
One of the coolest things I had was a square
inch of the prison uniform that John Gotti was wearing. Oh,
it came with a book. It was really con that's
kind of John's prison uniform. That's kind of cool, that's
kind of neat. It depends on how much of the
charging for that.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I don't hate it, Yeah, I don't. I don't hate
the idea of it.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
What would you pay the way you preface the story,
I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Say six inches by six inches? Okay, so a little
bit bigger than your iPhone. Like as far as like
the length of your iPhone, that's about what five and
a half, So lets say like a where that's pretty
good size. Uh it's FIFA. Yeah, so yeah, six hundred dollars.
It's one hundred dollars per inch. Yeah, I already saw

(29:10):
the story, so I'm out, all right, me too.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Well, apparently you guys are getting a honey of a
deal because it's only four hundred and fifty dollars for
a piece of grass.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I think, if you're a big fan, go get your grass.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I can figure out a way to justify that in
my mind. Yeah, a lot of myself only.

Speaker 9 (29:27):
Because okay, if Taylor Swift was going to sell a
piece of her wedding dress for four hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
When people bought it, you'd be like, that's so sad,
that is depressed society. No, no, it was the people
that were.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Buying It's no I would even understand that it was
the people who were buying the garbage. Yeah, like the
literal garbage.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
From outside of who knows whose garbage was.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, this is like in a presentation.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
That's kind of cool if it's the real grass. Well,
let's talk about something that really is a big deal.
It's back. After a six year absence, Alive Garden has
announced the turn of the never Ending Positive Pass.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
He got one of those things if you remember the
last year I did him.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Well, the pass is good for thirteen weeks starting at
the end of August, and it's for unlimited pasta and breadsticks,
pos a few other things, and they're only selling ten
thousand of these and they're going to be for one
hundred bucks and for an extra fifteen bucks you can
also get the soup and salad.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I think that's what he got too.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
I would Yeah, why the dressing is so good?

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah, I mean why he did a challenge he did
as a challenge as he didn't even get one. Yeah,
and so he made it like he always needs a project,
and he's a project, and so he made it his
mission to get one of the never ending pasta passes.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Did it was like online did the whole thing. Got
it legit. It wasn't like just sentence third party. No, No,
he was one of the people early enough and he
got it and then he used it and he was
doing reviews. Of course, the of the posit. I think
we still probably some of those videos that.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Because like him and everybody else, everybody's just there to
bankrupt the house.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, but thought he thought it was actually I mean,
you thought it was a pretty cool thing.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Well yeah, it's unlimited and so if you want it,
it is only available for a limited time and they
sell out in minutes. Yeah, real quick, So get ready
the pass has gone sail Thursday.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Especially with the prices these days.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Well the day Sea Best got his past he was
in good shape. And now look at them.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
That's what happens.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
He beat the house.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, I think he almost bankrupted them.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, well that's what's going on with alright, Thank you
very much, Gina Grant.

Speaker 11 (31:29):
Show.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
All right, welcome back. Kind of a bummer man. Well,
good news, bad news for Tom Segura.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, I just saw that.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Good news is that Tom's.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Been killing it Manes Netflix show that Bad Thoughts show
that you guys been talking about.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Oh God, one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
It's got an Emmy nomination Better Outstanding short Form Comedy, Drama.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Or Variety Series.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Bad News. He and his wife, Christina, they're getting divorced.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Yeah, that come in.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I thought something was off because I listened to their podcast,
Yeah Your Mama's House, and they seem to not know
like current things happening in each other's lives when they
were talking on the podcast.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Well, they haven't done an episode together the last few months,
according to the article which I never put too and
to together.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I just see clips from the podcast. They're still going
to do the podcast. They're going to continue coasting the show.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
They also, you know, co on that the production company
Yamahe Studios, Your Mom's House Studios, which has been doing
really well, like you know, all the.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Two Bears podcasts, Bird's podcasts, I think all yeah, they do.
I think Bird's podcast is actually separate really because it's
under the banner. Like if you look at the your
mom's house banner that his own bird cast. There's a
picture of bird on there. Yeah, I'm sure the two
bears that yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Oh, speaking of bears, we have a report from Anchorage, Alaska,
where a black bear wandered into a shopping mall. Menace,
so your favor wild animals showing up in places they're
not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Be and malls awesome.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
This bear walked into the mall, eats a peach, visited
a barber shop, and then left them all a little
personal gift before leaving. That's so cute, pretty funny. Let's
go to a clip here from a local flamer who
was on the scene.

Speaker 10 (33:22):
It was my first running with the bear.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
It was pretty scary.

Speaker 10 (33:24):
My coworker, who's cutting hair in front of me, she yelled, bear.
I looked up from my phone and the bear was
walking into the barbershop right next to me. I could
have pet it, it was that close. A couple people
were going big to scare him out of the grocery store.
He came back around to the barbershop again, but by
that time we were able to run back lock the door,
and then we were watching him from the window.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
That's when he used the restroom in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
It was pretty wild. Tell ya, dude, once he gets
out of Alaska, he's gonna meet a lot more bears.
Am I right?

Speaker 6 (33:55):
You know what I'm.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Oh from USA today, gen Z is fueling a major
resurgence of indoor malls, seeking in person social connections and
tactile shopping experiences to combat digital fatigue.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Okay, I'm reading from the article. If you can't tell
support it.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Industry data shows shoppers between eighteen and twenty four years
old make up sixty two percent of their general merchandise
purchases in physical stores, with overall indoor mall traffic increasing
four point five percent year over years. So MENACE's dream
of malls becoming popular again.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
They're more like entertainment spaces. Yeah, rest restaurants is what
I go to the mall for.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
And then there's like, what are they called the rooms
that you have to get out of that are so annoyed.
That's kind of over there, but they're still in the mall.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I'm seeing at malls more and more now are the
VR rooms?

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Yeah, Like that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Like activity spaces, it's uh yeah, And I think there's
like a big chain called Sandbox that they're putting everywhere.
But yeah, it's just like you put on vr head,
the same is the same thing Sandbox. Yeah, they're like
the chain that they're popping up in a lot of malls.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
But so instead of just straight up retail spaces.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, I saw like Dave and Busters they're struggling really. Yeah,
there's a lot of arcade like tight places and.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
What they started doing. And there's an art you can
read the article online if you just search to Dave
and Busters rave. They're throwing Raves and Busters that kind
of fun Yea. I guess like a couple of locations
just did it and it became this big thing, and
so they're like, well okay, so they started doing more
and more of those things.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, and I'm sure they got the idea because there
was a grocery chain that was doing that. Really they
were having like DJs come out, and it just became
this huge thing.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I mean, it's kind of funny, like didn't all American
rejects play to Denny's or something or they just did
something like that.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I know, familiar.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yeah, other bands have done the same kind of thing,
but they could get like some punk band who just
shows up at a Denny's inside the Denny's.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
That's kind of one. Well, yeah, the having the DJ
at like not a normal type you know, club or anything,
has become super popular. I saw a Diplo performed at
a Takorea like a couple of months ago, and that
was also on.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
His kid graduated what high school? It was a kindergarten. Yeah, yeah,
Diplo was DJing his son's kindergarten graduation. Yeah eight seven
seven forty four Wooding text us check in two two
nine eight seven quick break more Woody Show next, hang up.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
I've never and have no desire to and do not
know how to bake cookies from scratch.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
The other thing has a full ronadult it's I don't
know how to drive a stick from the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
All right, So people were asked a bunch of questions
about something very important.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Hot button issue.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Now everybody's got their their own thing, how they prefer it.
You know, whether it's a quick thing, you're gonna do
one of the boxed either you know, Velveta or craft,
and people have a way to judge it up or
always make it more as Greg would say, restaurant yeah,
or menaces thing with the Kraft mac and cheese, he says,

(37:25):
skip the milk all together and just.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Use butter butter. Just all all butter butter and then
the cheese powder together and then that's it good.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
So people were asked a bunch of questions about mac
and cheese. The goal was to figure out each element
so you can make the perfect mac and cheese. So
these are the normal by the numbers. So they start with,
obviously noodles. So would you go with spirals, the classic
like curved bent noodles, like elbows or shells classic elbow?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
I like a spiral.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'm a shell person.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
See I would go with either just the regular curved
or like either craft or velveta. But I think I
would I think I would just go regular.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
But here's the spral keeps there's more places for the cheese.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
The elbow is a waste of space surface area, way,
it doesn't stay on well.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Spirals were the clear winner. Fifty went with that, and
then followed by the elbows and then the shells.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
The cheese. Would you like to go like a like
a Monterey jack?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Have already monster guda kind of thing, like a mixture
kind of thing, or just straight cheddar cheddar.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, keep it simple, Yeah, give me the give me
the cheetar. That was number one by farm.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Let's see spices now.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
The most popular suggestions pepper, dry mustard, paprika, which I
think is kind of a waste of time, salt, dijon, mustard,
garlic powder, that'd be good. Every thought about garlic powder, really,
which is weird?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
You thought that was?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
You know? I love Yeah, I love a garlic on
pretty much anything.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Onion powder. You can throw some of that stuff in there.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Now.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
There were some other things that I had never thought of.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Either.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Some people boil the noodles in chicken stock.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
I always think about it. I never end up doing
it because it makes it nice and flavorful.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
And then adding something like a Worcester sauce or pesto.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
I wouldn't that pesto, the Worcester that is good. That's
that's good, especially with a like a sharp cheddar. If
you do like a sharp sharper cheddar.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, it's like a touch of soy sort of thing.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Don't sleep on the Dijon gives a little ten because.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
If you go to like the melting pot and you
get the cheese fun dew.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah, they add a.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Little like garlic Worcester, like a little like Logger beer. Yeah,
they add a little bit of that in there, like
a beer cheese.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
You just imagine dumping all of your macaroni into the fund, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Like a beer cheese mac and cheese. Ye, pretty good,
great meat. Around two thirds of people voted none, just
keep it classic and veggie.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Basically, you know my super fat days, I would just
take a can of Denison's chili. I'll cook that separate,
and then I would make my mac and cheese and
finish that, and then I would mix them together.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
That's chili mac.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I would argue, once you put meat, and it's no
longer mac and cheese.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
It is now something like that.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
But if you are going to add something to the
top ranking meat was pork like adding like a bacon
or something. Chicken second most popular vegetables, men's your favorite piece. Again,
the majority of people voted none, keep it playing, but
if you're gonna ad something. Broccoli was the most popular,
followed by onions sauce. This wasn't about added sauces, more

(40:41):
about the perfect consistency of the cheese sauce. Man, sometimes
it's a real running, like even in a bait like
a like a baked mac and cheese presentation, like how
did you get it so running when you baked it?
But the perfect consistency was, uh, let's see plenty but
not crazy, So like plenty of cheese sauce, but not

(41:05):
like where it's swimming.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, where's swimming and soupy. And sometimes I'll get crazy
and I'll put ketchup on the side, or I'll put
barbecue sauce on barbecue dairy.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
The most popular answer was adding some whole milk cream second,
followed by evaporated milk. And then the cooking style. It
was close but oven baked, beat stovetop, so like a
crafter velveta.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Yes, broil it, so the cheeses all burned.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Fifty eight percent of the vote went to people prefer
it baked.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I get it crust.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
I like the garlic idea well, some people did say
they like it drier than the sahara, like a like
a school cafeteria style.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I had to pick between runny or on the dry side.
I would go dry, same same.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I don't know what soupy at all. Oh, I'll take
it so be all day.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Too. Soup I don't want soup. Yeah, it's because it's
the same. Any any pasta.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Dish you go to, like some restaurants, and they put
they way over sauce, they weigh over cheese like a
pasta dish.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
You don't need to drown it exactly, no, but I
don't like it when it's thick, like the thick cheese.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
It's the best, like cafeteria, So.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
You don't want to be the strings, you know, I
don't want it to do that, or like piece of
pizza out and you get the little like cheese like that.
Pretty much take a block of cheese and put it
on top and then melt it.

Speaker 12 (42:41):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Gina and I were talking about this speaking of pasta
the other day. When you go to a restaurant and
they have on the menu something fancy and you want
to be fancy, like butternut squashed ravioli or lobster ravioli,
never order it because you get.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
What you get four deflated and then you could put.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
It under a microscope and they're not filled with anything.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
Yeah, whenever you get a ravio, eat a restaurant well
where they don't pile them. They're just like there's like
four on a plate.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Like this was a waste, total waste. Hey, restaurant industry,
what is your deal with rao?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Dude? I totally forgot Fat Sammy. Were sharing fat stories
and last night you almost ripped your boyfriend's arm off
because you wanted to eat all the mac and cheese.

Speaker 7 (43:23):
And I did eat all the mac and cheese.

Speaker 9 (43:25):
I was making a box of macaroni and cheese and
he said.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
Are you going to eat all of that? And I
said yes, Why did you want some?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
And he said maybe? I said, then you should make
your own box.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Yeah, the entire box.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Why didn't you just throw in two boxes?

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Well that's what I told him, throwing but.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
He he already ate some he or he already ate
something else and he was just still hungry after wanting
to eat my dinner macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
But the entire box, Yes, yeah, I could.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
I love fat Sammy, but it's not even that much.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
But she was eating it like a fat person says
yeah always, and I'm not sharing. She's eating a prison
style though, like like with her elbow wrapped around.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Yeah, the craft mac and cheese, the craft mac and
cheese is easier to get down an entire box than
that box of the velveto yeahs, because the velvety stuff
is heavier.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah, at least it feels.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
The Yeah, it goes down, it goes down heavier.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yeah, Well, you're probably buying the Trader Joe's brand.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
It was the Trader Joe's brand, and it was the shells.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
And it was so good man, have you not she
hasn't hit rock bottom yet because she's still wolfing down.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Like showing people away who want to buy.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
It's gonna get fattered.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah, it's like you don't mess with the dog that's
eating exactly.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
She's resource guarding off.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
It sounds like the relationship could be in trouble.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Yeah, it sounds doom because if she was, if she
was a good woman, Greg, what she would do is
she would just turn the entire pot of mac and
cheese over to him and then start on a new
pot for herself. But no, that's how you take care
of your man.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Like she's a good woman, she wouldn't have it to
begin with, because she knows she wants to keep thin him.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
People.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's also true. I mean he's already locked in.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
You shouldn't be eating this.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Yeah, over here, have some water, the kickers.

Speaker 11 (45:14):
He made it for me, and I still told him
he couldn't.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
Have my God, Sam to him, she is and it
hasn't changed.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Make my bac and cheese's longer. Yeah, you can't have none.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
I trip with a scale at one hundred pounds.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm gonna get my knitting stuff together.
When I come back, better be here table and I'll
know if you took something. Slapping the crap out of you,
count every piece of take care of your own. Sammy
moved in. It's time to let yourself go. It's fine.
I'm with Woody on this.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
It's very strange that it's not good at all.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
God finished it was sour.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
There's a little bit of an attitude.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, tastes like cold grease.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Show.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Sometimes we try before you buy.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Don't waste your time or your money.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
You're welcome. It's just one of the many services. Yeah,
we provide.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
It's our superpower here at the Woody Show, Woody, Greg Minnace,
Gina Grad. Yeah, Morgan is here. Yeah, so we told everybody.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
We updated everybody because listeners have been asking a lot,
you know, to check in see how everything's been going.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
We gave him the update and everything. How how are
you doing?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
I'm okay, you're right, Yeah, yeah, I mean understandable.

Speaker 11 (46:36):
I mean, yeah, you know, it's way harder than I
thought it would be. Yeah, honestly, you know, I don't
even know how to explain it in the way. I'm
just I'm okay. It's just I'm an emotional person to
begin with. Yeah, so I'm just very easily triggered at
the moment, and it's just a lot of unlearning like.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Habits, and I've never I've never gone through it, so
I don't I don't know. I mean I can anticipate.
I mean, I have a suicide pack with my dog,
so everybody, right, so you know, I've already considered how
I'll do it for me, like my part of it.
But like the moment my dad was I was talking

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to my dad about this because you know, their dogs, man,
they have all lived like Sammy's dog, like they live forever. Yeah,
you know, and even though they've lived so long, when
the time comes, it's still so difficult. Like, yeah, it
makes it easier when a person lives to be you know,
ninety years old or whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You go, you know they had a good life, It
still doesn't mean it doesn't suck.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Yeah, it does suck. So like even though you know
it wasn't like all of a sudden, you know, in
the matter of like a day or two, but like
you know, you were sort of preparing yourself. My question
is like in in that moment, like what's what's I mean,
not what's the feeling. I know what the feeling is,
But is it easier, is it harder? Is it what
you expected? Because that's the part that kind of freaks

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me out when I think about it.

Speaker 11 (47:59):
I think, and thanks to you guys for suggesting to
have someone come to the house.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Versus go to a vet.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
Yeah, I would say it was easier than I thought
because I have the comfort of knowing he was in
his spot in the backyard that he loves, you know,
it was in my arms all that stuff, So that
makes it easier. I think it would be way harder
to drag a dog into the vet all the anxiety
of that and you know, than to pay a bill
as they're leaving, Like, that's just disgusting, right, So if

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you can do it at home, that's the only thing
I think that can make it easier.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
And then did it bring you comfort?

Speaker 7 (48:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, just for him.

Speaker 11 (48:38):
And I had people there that you know, cared about
him too, So that was awesome. And that's the only
thing that's making me feel okay right now is knowing yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
His favorite meal.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, I did a bunch of bacon, chocolate everything, yeah,
you know, yeah, yes.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
And and it was kind of funny because you know,
I was talking earlier and she said something like, if
this is how I feel about a pet, I can't
imagine what it's going to feel like for a human.
And I said, to be honest, this is harder. This
is harder for a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I think so because at least, you know, with humans,
every human has done something to piss you off.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Said, if you can just key in on that, you
know what I mean, Like, just think about, like, you know,
think about all the times it pissed off.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
But Doggy, it was just perfect.

Speaker 11 (49:26):
Right.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I'm kind of glad you brought that up before I did.
Because Morgan, my family is tiny and we have had
deaths in the family, and I'm not alone in my
family in saying that when my first dog, Rex died,
it was ten times harder than some of the humans
in our family that have gone on. It's really difficult,
and it's a grief that a lot of people might

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almost belittle because they don't get it. Yes, but it's
insanely heavy. It's an out of body experience when it happens.
The only thing that got me through it is time.
And the reason I say that, even though it's a
mega cliche, time heels because I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
It does, it's true.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I think the way that time helps is when I
look at when my dog died, he was eleven, and
for his size and his breed, that's a relatively good life.
And now here we are ten years later, there's no way,
no physical way, he would still be alive today. And
that's the only thing that makes it easier, kind of
like a grandparent, like, oh, if my grandma was alive today,
she'd be one hundred and twenty eight, So it makes

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it easier to accept the fact that they're gone.

Speaker 11 (50:32):
Even chadgybted after it all happened. I had to transport
the body and all that because he was so big.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
But you had to do that.

Speaker 11 (50:38):
Yeah, the company that I used that came to the house. Yeah,
they don't have the manpower to take such a big dog.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
I think that might be the part that I would
have the hardest time with.

Speaker 11 (50:48):
Oh so hard, sitting in the back of my friend's car.
Thankfully I had help, right, but just to watch like
a lifeless body, you know, it's just weird.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Had to be ted.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
You know, how old was you know, a ten year
old Great Pyrenees And I said he was like ninety four.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
So that makes me feel better, lived a long time
like he was old.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, I've heard that his size, that's a good long life. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (51:12):
So things like that bring me comfort and knowing that
it was best for him. And it's cliche too, but
he's not in pain anymore, you know, all those stupid
saying he's in a better place.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Well, and just knowing how you how he came to you.
You you did really good things for him. Twice you
took him and then you did something for him that
he couldn't do for himself.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Yeah, somebody loved This is a very nice after hours
voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody for you.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
This message is for Morgan regarding her dog. So I
had two things to say. One is you're saying that
he's still mentally with it, but I would just reassure
you that animals are aware of what's going on with
them physically, and he would know that. He wouldn't have
made it nearly this far if you were like living
in the y. So just don't have guilt if you

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feel like you need to put.

Speaker 12 (52:04):
Him down even though he's still there mentally.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
And I'm not saying that.

Speaker 12 (52:07):
You should do that, but I'm just you know, reassuring you.
And then second thing is if you don't want to
spend money on like the bet, one thing that might
be worth spending money on is in home euth in Asia.
I don't actually know how much that is, but I
did that for one of my dogs. And yeah, the
doctor comes to your house and so you can like
be with the pet on their bed or something when

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they're euthanized. So yeah, fun message, but just thought i'd
share my thoughts.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Yeah, because a lot of people, I mean, obviously it's
like we have people almost every day they're texting over
talking about you know, the same kind of thing. So
like when your story came up, or Menace is sharing
the story about you know, what his dogs are going through,
and Greg's dog died or somebody the text said what
he belittles Greg for the death of his dog. No,
I did not at the time, did you.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I mean we've looked. You might have belittled me for
taking two days off.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
I like I like to inject I like to inject
a little like levity or humor in in things.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Are you known for that?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yeah, yeah, but not. But it's not in a way
to be mean or whatever. It's like, how because everybody
else is going like, oh, you know, and I do
feel that way.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh I'm so sorry whatever. But like I'll give you
an example.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Our friend h Jill, who just recently died, to talk
to her sister and I'm like, hey, you know, I'm
really sorry.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
So what's the plan? Like, you know, you know it's
gonna be a burial? What are you doing cremation?

Speaker 5 (53:25):
They're talking about planning and stuff, and she goes, oh,
well she's she's being cream in and like, of course
she wanted to smoke one more time because she smoked
all the time.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Right, and it made her sister laugh so hard. She's like,
oh my god, thank you. I needed that so badly.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
You're like to release valve.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Yeah, I try to because you know, it's also like
difficult to know you know what to say or or whatever.
But anyway, you know everybody's here for you, and you know, sorry,
you're you're going through that. It's the it's the worst
part about having having a pet.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (53:54):
Sure, life goes on and I'm thankful for the time
I had so Yeah, again, we have to keep laughing
and moving on it. It's not going to just sit
in the sadness.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
It's the price we pay for having pets.

Speaker 12 (54:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
We all signed a card from Morgan speaking of the
leven Yeah, what I tell everybody what I wrote in
the car.

Speaker 11 (54:11):
What he wrote, at least you're gonna save money on
dog food now, which I would be lying if.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
I silver lining.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
I mean, that is a huge silver lining.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
That wasn't the only thing I wrote in there. I
wrote other stuff in there. I said, but hey, silver lining, Yeah,
you're gonna save before so much money. It's very expensive.

Speaker 11 (54:30):
But no, it's it's true as an adult those things
have crossed my mind already, Like I am going to say, money.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You got it.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
You gotta focus on as they say, he's saying the
quiet part out loud, right right, you gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
All well, we love you. I'm sorry you're going through
that so school. All right, Jeffy, what's happening in sports?
All right?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
What do you show?

Speaker 8 (54:51):
Let's start with the home run derby was actually pretty
good last night on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
They didn't screw it up like they have with other
past sporting events. They did pretty well. Yeah dude, hello drama, Yeah,
hello drama. The new format was really cool.

Speaker 8 (55:10):
So players had limited at bats, but if they were
down to their last at bat and they kept hitting
home runs.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
You could keep swinging.

Speaker 8 (55:16):
And this dude was down yep, five home runs to tie.
Kyle Schwarber who plays for the Phillies. It was his
home stadium, and man, oh man did he send home.
Jordan Walker sent home Those Philly fans pissed off. He
totally ruined their night, which was amazing because Philly can
suck it.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
I mean, it really doesn't count for the names, it's
just for entertainment.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, but it's great. I mean the underdog. Right.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
The season still has another half to go.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yeah, but it was it was definitely fun and definitely
interesting last night.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
mL It's a rough season for the Phillies. Yeah, Phillies
are having a rough season. So somebody they're looking at
this is like this was like their one moment hanger
hopes to the year.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
MLB all start getting missed tonight five o'clock on Fox.
Mike Trout starting and repping for the Angels, Max Muncie
and Andy pa Has starting and repping for the Dodgers.
Freddy Freeman and Yo should No Yamamoto will make it
into the game at some point.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
No o tany this year.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
He is hurt.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
WNBA Sparks lost to the Dream last night. World Cup
semi final number one is today at twelve noon. That
is Spain and France. And since we're talking World Cup,
you know Norway's Early Holland has been here and been
beloved by the United States fans and fans all around
the world. He gained like forty million followers menace by
the way, and he loves himself some America. He spent

(56:25):
ten thousand bucks at wild Bill's Western Store in Dallas.
He bought himself cowboy hats, a beaver felt hat, boots,
Western shirts and belt buckles, and probably the weirdest and
coolest American souvenirs ever, a taxidermy raccoon holding a liquor
bottle and two taxidermy squirrels wonder what the sheriff's hat and.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
The other one holding a Budweiser. Yeah, I mean that
doesn't say America. I don't know what does? People are
love this dude. Yeah, forty million followers go and less
than a month. He has a personality. He does. He
does man very cool. I'm Jeff g And that's your
so cal sports Jeff. What he show? And we want

(57:02):
to bring Tyler in. Menace went and did something, Yes
they did.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Does Tyler know about this?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I think kind of has because yeah, do a photo
shoot with him?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
So a photo shoot.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, he doesn't know exactly what happened.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
But we were talking about Tyler's tattoos. We got a
little bit of a tangent. We didn't realize number one,
how many tattoos and what they were. He's got like
red dead, redemption, a status bar, He's got pizza tattoos,
He's got a Bible.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Verse if there's anything in his life that he remotely
likes tattoos.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Do you have your name on you at all?

Speaker 12 (57:45):
No?

Speaker 5 (57:45):
I do not, Okay, Well yeah, our friend Tony the
Whipping Boy had his at one point, either his name
or initials, like three or four different times.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, because you might forget your name.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Yeah, Menace went to a tattoo convention.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
I did.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
And these are people who love tattoos.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yeah, And I brought three photos of you know, his
most talked about tattoos, and I just showed them to
the crowd and then people there and try to get
their thoughts.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Yeah, these are tattoo people. Yeah there, These aren't people
who are opposed to tattoos. Who we're gonna you know,
poot put no matter what. Yeah, so I fair shot.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah yeah, So I show them tattoo number one, which
I always think is the most offensive, which is the
the one that it's on his arm that you cannot
read anything that is that's the Bible verse. It's pretty bad. Yeah,
and what does it say, again, a good name is
better than a fine perfume. In the day of death
is better than the day of birth. Yeah, very deep.

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So this is a belly button so I asked these
ladies here what they thought about the tattoos. Honestly, it's
it's whack.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
It's whack that I cannot even read what he says.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
It's ugly, Okay, on a scale one and tent, what
would you give it? I'll give it a two? What
would you give that?

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Er, that's hard.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
A zero into two averages out to a one.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
I'll take it. That's fine. I mean what do you
give what do you give it yourself? If you're gonna
self grade, it's pretty bad, like after you got it
done and.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
You when I got it done, I was like twenty two.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
So I looked at it though it was yeah, it
was okay.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
They're a danger about getting a tattoo so young. It's
a you know, if I would have let my kids
get tattoos, you know, at five years old, my son
would still have like an Elmo tattoo, which he denies
to this day that he ever liked Elmo.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I'm like, oh, no, you did, you loved Elmo. So
those were just some random ladies at the convention. Now
I actually found this guy. His name is Safari and
he's from the TV show Black Ink Orlando. That was
on v H one. So this is what he thought
about the tattoo. All right, your thoughts on this tattoo
right here? Holy?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
What do you give it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
On a scale one in ten negative fifty?

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
It's bad? What are the artist is looking scissors for hands?
That scissor hand tattoo has that's bad, bro. I so
sorry for them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
But we can cover it up though.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
But that's that's that's bad. Scissor answers tattoo artistic. I
don't think anyone has ever described it like that, And
that just made me so shout to Safari. So all right,
now I moved on to this other tattoo. Well, it's

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like three little tattoos in one. Now it's a penguin,
a otter, and a squirrel.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Which his what his three favorite animals?

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
That's right? L B versus Yeah right, the BRCE cankles
yeahs on his candle. Yeah. Why that location for that?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
I just figured.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
So, all right, this is the first gentleman. This is
what he has to say about this tattoo here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
All right, what does it mean exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Not to be that guy, but I think it'd be
more like something to girl would get yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
And then as far as placement, unless you weren't shorts
all the time, it's kind of pointless.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
I mean, if you have something, you just kind of
gotta show it off overall on Scout one at ten
to what do you give it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Probably a two?

Speaker 8 (01:01:29):
Swinging a miss, but you know the swing is a swing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Your three favorite and you love these animals to be
closer to your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Maybe I don't you know something like that. That's why
he said swinging a miss. But uh, I went back
to Safari because Safari, you know, he was fun to
talk to. So I asked him about the same tattoo.
All right, that's it's a little feminine, damn, buddy bad.
His wife probably made him get that. You probably have
matching tattoos if you think about it. But it's cool.

(01:01:56):
It's dope, dope, A little little line tattoo, that's dope.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, I mean it's not. It's well done. You know,
it's not sloppy tattoos, right, I mean yeah, yeah, they're very.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
It is very feminine. I just wanted it to be
very simple in the body placement, very girly.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
You keep that part of your leg shaved so that
really like pop.

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
The lower part of my leg doesn't really get there.
You want them to be like free.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
All right, all right, So we're at a tattoo convention. Menaces.
They're talking to folks at the tattoo convention with pictures
of dumbass Tyler's tattoos that he told us about here recently.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
And the next one is the The next one is
the pizza pizza tattoo. Now, this is the other tattoo
that gets most talked about on Tyler's body. And this
is that's because you guys got them at the same time.
We all, like a group of friends were in Vegas
and we're like, let's all get a theme tattoo, and
we all got pizza tattoos. And this is what he

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went with. And it's a pizza pizza. I was holding
a game controller. Oh I see, I kind of like
the evil face.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yeah, this is what this group had to say about it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
I would think that of the ones we've are the
Bible Verse and then the Three Little Animals, they're gonna
like this one the best because there's some at least
some kind of like artistic element to it. It doesn't
look like garbage like the like would they get it?
That's a completely different question. But like, as tattoos go,
there's at least some personality, personality, some artistic meritiiam.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
It's very like eighties, seventies, eighties.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
He's pretty best. He's gonna say, yeah, I would raft
rock that definitely. That is definitely the goofy type of
tattoo you I would rock on a scale of one
of ten.

Speaker 11 (01:03:43):
Dude, that's a ten eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
That's what I was about, saying eight and a half nine. Okay, yeah,
Also look at that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Evil little smile.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
No, that's like an eleven just for the smile alone.
All right, cool, Okay, when you showed the beast tat
when you show them that tattoo, have they already seen
the other ones they have? Well, so we're grading maybe
on a curve because they give it like an eleven,
you know, like maybe they're like, Okay, well look, hey,
I see now we're onto something. I think they're sincere. Yeah, okay,
all right, for sure, Now I had to bring this

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tattoo to somebody else because maybe it's just that group
of people that love that style. Sure, sure, So I
brought the tatto, the piece of tattoo another person right here.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
All right, it's right, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Joe was right Atland. That an exaction.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
It is an xquction. Mo. Okay, Yeah, it's a good tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
It's it's funny, it's it's it's well, it's well done. Okay,
I'll give it that one out of ten. What do
you get it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I'll get this one tonight, all right, I'll take I'll
take a nine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, and I like your and you know, I like
your approach so far minutes it's burn, burn, brilled.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Now to go, yeah yeah, yeah, you start right here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Nowhere to go but up now again, I'm gonna put
all these tattoos on our Instagram story right now so
you can see them for yourself if you're listening at
the show on Instagram. Look at our Instagram story now again.
The arm tattoo is the most it's bad. It's bad.
That will get covered up at some point. I didn't
want to leave this segment without at least one more review.
This is what they had to say about it right here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
You know, there are great cover up jobs out there.
To whoever this says, I am so sorry for you.
Have a better day on a scale one number three
for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Question.

Speaker 11 (01:05:35):
Oh that poor guy, I'm so sorry my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yikes, yes, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:05:42):
Thank you, I'm sorry, buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
All that one don't get covered up. And that sounds
like the group of people who really like your pizza tattoos.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Y yeah, I'll take what I can get, all right,
nice work covering the tattoo convention, Kyler, cover that Bible tattoo.
There are a lot of a lot of people have
ideas or places to go, you know, people that know
would do a good job that I did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I did see.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
I love those you know, comment sections where people and
if I feel like people have now turned the comment
section into sport like where they'll they'll go, please tell me,
do you guys take cancelations?

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Those types of comments are so funny. And there was
this one, uh that somebody had where it was the
name Bruce and Greg had this at one point, didn't
you have somebody's name or something a letter? Yeah, okay,
And it was it was for like a person, right
that you no longer wanted to and so he wanted
to get like a cover up, right. So this person

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had the name Bruce and they were trying to get
it covered up, and they were like the tattoo artists
was showing up what they were doing, and they turned
it into like a attempted to turn it into a feather. Okay,
and you could still see. It's like Homer Simpson coming
out of bushes because you can still.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
See Bruce's feather with a name Bruce on it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Yeah, this is one of the more impressive before and
before ViOS I've ever seen. Not all of them can
go great, not all the cover ups go Some of
them are really good. You can't even see, you can't
even tell. Some people are very talented. Other ones you
gotta be gotta make sure if you're gonna go get
it covered up, you go to the right person.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Yeah, and I argue that the pizza tattoo is on
his arm. If he just like made that into a
sleeve instead of like these weird patches of like all
these random video game tattoos, that it would look really cool.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Here's an idea based on what it already looks like,
that Bible Verse tattoo. If you got somebody really good,
they could turn it into like a whole brick of ramen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Oh you know, what I mean. Yeah, right, it's spilling
over something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Well, just take red and go over the words so
you can see the words. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
We have another late comment on the the Penguin one
right now on Instagram. It says, gay.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
More Woody shows that more Woody Show.

Speaker 12 (01:08:02):
Is that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
And into another new hour It is the Woody Show,
Woody Great venis Yeah, Gina Grade Sea Bass, Sammy the
newest member of the crew, Jeff G. Yeah, is here
somebody on social media? It is funny that you were
talking about whatever one of the things one of the videos.

(01:08:28):
If you're not following us on social media, you should,
but you know we post those studio videos every day.
One of the comments of man, I really enjoyed the
addition of Jeff G to the lineup. When is Jeff
going to be doing one of the ten questions you
get to know you segments? And it's so funny that
you said it, because we already had it on the books.
So we're gonna get to know Jeff G a little

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bit better. Everybody here on the show has done this.
When we did it originally is because we had heard
about It's this old thing. It's like from ninety seven
or something. These recent as a husband and wife team
of psychologists, they got together. They published a paper about
these experiments that they did where strangers asked each other
sets of questions designed to you know, they could two people,

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two strangers not knowing anything before, could they just fall
in love if they spent the time to answer what
they ended up being thirty six personal questions, each intended
to become increasingly probing, you know, stimulating closeness, intimacy, and
ultimately love. And they tried it with real people and
it worked. These two complete strangers just fell in love

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kind of, you know, bypassing the typical you know, flow
of a conversation or you know, over a certain number
of dates, like you just sit down, you answer the
other person answers, and you go through the entire thing
and you spend time to be thoughtful and really really
answer the question. Now, we're not going to go through
all thirty six. We gave Jeff the same ten questions

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that each person on this show has had answered the
past for the ten question segment. But Jeff, are you
ready sure?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Why not? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
So Jeff, g take take some time here. Tell us
about your life, give us your life story and as
much detail as you can in that, well, it'll give
you three minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
Three minutes, yes, sir, all right, So starting off fifty three,
married with a couple kids, two teenagers. One is in college,
one is a senior in high school. Parents were together
for about three years or so before my dad left
my mom for his side piece.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Good times. By the way, my mom was nine months
pregnant when my dad with my little brother. That sucks,
so good times there as well. Raised by a single mom.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
And my grandma, of course, went through all the typical
struggles that a single mom does.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
I know, Gina, you know, and what do you know?

Speaker 8 (01:10:52):
My mom eventually remarried when I was around thirteen or so,
and you know how step dad stuff goes. You know,
that was always hard in the beginning, and you know,
it wasn't wasn't very easy, but he ended up being
a really good dude, and we got a really great
relationship now, and you know, I'm thankful for that. My
dad did come back around, which uh, you know wasn't
easy as well. I think I was like in high

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school when he came back around, and I really wasn't
here for it, you know, I was kind of like, yeah, great,
now you show up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
But it ended up being cool.

Speaker 8 (01:11:22):
I tried, he tried, and uh, he ended up passing
away though in like nineteen ninety because of stomach cancer.
Uh he got from Agent Orange and Vietnam. So we
had some time together.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
So it was cool.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
We usually save a bunch of questions till the toll
the end, but I will ask like, so, like the
relationship never quite got there.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
It was cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
A lot of resentment, you know how it goes. Yeah,
but but did you ever get to a place where Yeah,
I think.

Speaker 8 (01:11:46):
After he passed, I got to that place. It took
It took me some time and some you know, some
therapy and all that good stuff to kind of just forgive,
you know. So, but it's all good, you know. I
think that everything happens for a reason, and he did
his best to come back, and he tried, you know,
so I gotta give them credit for that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Let's see what else.

Speaker 8 (01:12:03):
Speaking of high school, and around that time, I was
just like every other person in the radio. I was
the jackass and the class clown, made a lot of
questionable choices and friends sold party favors, if you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Was in a crew that was gang adjacent.

Speaker 8 (01:12:19):
So you know, I got into real trouble, Like I
got into trouble, but luckily I was able to hold
down a job and and graduate and all that stuff.
So I kind of lived like two lives almost, you know,
in high school. But it all worked out after high school.
I you know, stayed working, you know, full time, promoted
clubs in Hollywood, kind of still hung around with some
questionable people after high school as well.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Well you radio, Yeah you're hanging around questionable that seems Yeah,
it seems to be the one constant in my Yeah,
if you're going to clubs, yeah, definitely. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Then so I couldn't, you know, kind of stop the hustle,
I guess, And I ended up getting busted scamming credit
cards when I was like in my very early twenties.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Yeah, that was you.

Speaker 8 (01:13:01):
And we would basically we'd basically like lift the credit
card numbers, and then we had people in a bunch
of different stores that we go spend other people's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Money there and either flip them, flip them or keep them,
depending on you got.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Caught or I got caught.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I got caught.

Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
I got caught, and I ended up pleading down to
a misdemeanor because no one snitched.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
God bless them for that.

Speaker 8 (01:13:21):
And anyways, I ended up cleaning the freeways and prison
buses for like a year. I think it was like
thirty seven weekends or something like that. So that taught
me the only lesson I needed to know. Never got
in any trouble after that, totally straighten myself out, which
you know, again, everything happens for a reason, right, So
never did any dirt after that, and I'm kind of
proud of it. Trying to think what else where does
that bring me. I did write a couple of things down.

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Oh so I it was weird like at that time,
you know, I was in so much trouble, but at
the same time, like my career was starting to go
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
So I got into radio.

Speaker 8 (01:13:53):
I was working at night and then going to the
you know, to the couchrans yards to you know, do
the do my freeway work in the warning and then
I ended up you know, my first job, I was
an intern then kind of you know, did the thing work,
worked my way up from overnight a lot of similar
nights and all that stuff. Ended up moving to Vegas
to do radio for like six months station was sold.

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Someone here in La heard I was a free agent,
so they hired me, which was cool. I was working
in Vegas and in LA at the same time, driving
back and forth on the weekend and doing all that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
That's a commute, Yeah, that's a commute.

Speaker 13 (01:14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
So I mean it was cool.

Speaker 8 (01:14:27):
But honestly, I'm very thankful for it, because when you
get a great opportunity after you've been f and up,
you really appreciate the opportunity. And so I just really
dedicated myself to doing the best I could in radio
man and I've been really super lucky in that regard.
Produce shows for Snoop and Iced Tea and Quick. Also worked,
you know, cover the Dodgers and Lakers for a decade,
able to work with Nike and Kobe Bryant releasing all

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his shoes and doing a bunch of events with him.
And yeah, it's just I've been really, really lucky. As
I mentioned, married for twenty years and a month, i'll
be married. Not my first marriage though, really very much
like I have a lot of a lot of parallel and.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Writing stuff down that I need circles.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
We got to know each other. It was really interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
How much parallel from career track to different like things
that we did in our come up in the career. Yeah,
things that maybe we got into, uh kids and you know,
just kind of the same general what he was a
bad kid too. I've not like, I mean not stuff
like that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:24):
But yeah, yeah, but anyway, Yeah, so I mean, you know,
I think that you know, that marriage was just one
of those ones that I tried to do right by
her blah blah blah early.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Twenty four, twenty five, you know, kind of that area.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
Yeah, so no kids from that marriage. She was awesome
and it was real cool. Split and she's doing her thing.
I'm doing mine. Yeah, And to now I have, like
I said, two kids, I got three dogs. And do
you want any more fun facts?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
We just wanted to get kind of like a like
a general life start. We have then the other questions.
There's nine more questions. That's the big kind of like setup,
kind of get a general overview, and then we come
back with the other questions. They're more like kind of
like we do with the guests when they come in,
you know, kind of more the rapid fire kind of thing.
But if you have a follow up question for Jeff
that you'd like to have answered.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
You can hit us up on the text over to
two to ninety seven, and we'll get into some other
questions as we get to know Jeff G better. Next
to on the Woody Show, You Got the Cocaine. Well,
we're getting to know Jeff G asking him questions from
that team of researchers, the husband and wife psychologists who

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did that thing back like the late nineties.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
If of there's a whole paper on it about.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
These experiments where they had strangers asking each other's sets
of questions that was designed to foster intimacy. And it
just looks whether you know, these two strangers could be
you know, compatible with each other and they end up
falling in love with each other just by answering this
specific set of thirty six personal questions, and each intended

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to become increasingly probing, and you know, and it worked,
and it were They write a whole thing about it
in New York Times to an article about it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
It led to probing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah, it did.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
It did.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Like we're giving him a bunch of different questions here,
there are thirty six of them. We didn't we're not
getting to all thirty six. But he answered the big
one where we said, hey, man, tell tells your life
story and as much detail as possible, and we gave
him three minutes. We want a little longer than that,
but we got to know Jeff a little bit of
a little background on jep sor right here we go.
You ready for the rest of the questions here?

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
So next one, if you could change anything about the
way you were raised.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
What would it be?

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
Oh, that's so easy and not be such an f up.
When I was younger, yeah, I put my mom through
a bunch of unnecessary stress, right like, yeah, yeah, And
I mean, you know, when you're young, you're trying to
figure it out, trying to find yourself and you know,
dealing with the no dad, step dad, all that stuff.
You're just trying to figure it out, and unfortunately figured
it out in all the wrong ways. And I was dumb,
So you know, I wouldn't put her through that now

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being a parent. God bless her for dealing with me.
I don't know how I stayed in there so long
in their house.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
And then how did things go with your stepdad?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Do you guys have a.

Speaker 8 (01:18:08):
Yeah, we're great. Yeah, he's awesome man, and we talk
all the time. Everything's really cool. Unfortunately he's getting older now.
Yeah he has Alzheimer's and stuff and it sucks. But
he's a good dude.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
I give a lot of credit. It's not easy taking
on somebody else's kids.

Speaker 7 (01:18:19):
And they're still together.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Yeah, they're still together.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
I question number three for what in your life do
you feel most grateful?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Oh? Super easy. My family. My kids.

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
Man, I'm so proud of him. They're awesome. They're good
kids that are opposite of me. It's just great.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
They are very, very good kids. And of course my
wife too. Family. That's number one and most thankful and
most grateful.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
For question number four for Jeff G. When did you
last cry in front of another person or by yourself?

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
Probably when I dropped my kid off at college and
we're flying back because my wife was just a wreck.
So I'm trying to console her and then I start crying,
and then everyone on the plane is staring at us, like,
what the have's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
Yeah, my wife finally hear about this kind of stuff.
But we can't imagine anything other than joy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Oh there's some joy there.

Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
But yeah, I mean I'm trying to console her, and
you know it is when you know when someone yawns
you yahn.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Yeah, so that was kind of the things I was
crying too. Yeah yeah. Question number five, do you have
a secret hunch about how you'll die?

Speaker 14 (01:19:22):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Uh not really, I don't really.

Speaker 8 (01:19:26):
I've never really thought about it, great things about it
all the time. I don't I feel like if I
die die, you know, I mean, it is what it is.
I've had a great life, very interesting life, so I
you know, I have no problem with it. Hopefully it's
during sex. That would be kind of awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
I mean, why not, right, I mean doing something you love.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
Let's share an embarrassing moment in your life. This is
the question I think Gina grad has been the most
excited about. Question number six. Share it in an embarrassing
moment in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
And I will not disappoint you Gena with this one.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
So one time, when I first started radio, I did
have a girlfriend at the time, right, and she probably
lived I don't forty miles away or so, so we
didn't see each other a lot. And she actually had
a kid, so she was very deep into what she
was doing and I was just starting radio and club
gigs and the whole thing and having a great time.
And yes, I was cheating because I was a pos
you know what I mean. So, and she was really

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nice at the time because I had an apartment where
I lived, and she actually had a bunch of furniture
and stuff. So she let me, you know, have her
furniture that she wasn't using that was in storage. So
she basically, you know, furnished the apartment. And here I
am cheating, you know, like an all right on that furniture. Yeah,
on that furniture. So one night I was out working
at a club, had the side piece with me, figured

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to bring her home, let's have a good time. And
when I got there, I opened the door and all
the furniture was gone. Yeah, the furniture was gone. And
she left me like the nastiest note about being a cheater.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
And all that stuff. And so not only not only
you know, not only was all my furniture gone, but
you know, I didn't get any action that night. It
was horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
The funny part of it about that, though, is that
side Piece and I we we kind of went out
a little bit after that, so, you know, we remain
cool and we still kind of like keeping light contact.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
And we still laugh about that moment like all the time.
She's I can't believe we walked in and there was
nothing in there. I mean, bro, the fridge, the couch,
like everything. Yeah, God, the fridge. Well, I mean, you know,
I don't know. I don't she must have swooped in.
I mean, did she have opts? Like how does she
find out he's at the club. I'm sure this is

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pre Yeah, I don't know. She must have been stalking
it for a while and doing some research. Yeah, damn, damn,
that's a great story. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
I deserved it again after that, by the way, you know,
for the record, Question number seven, getting to know Jeff
g What if anything is too serious to be joked about?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Uh, only I can make fun of my kids. You can't.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
I tease them as much as I can. I give
them a hard time about stuff. But yeah, they're not
your kids, so I'm make.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Fun of them. Yeah, like make fun of them? How
Like what do you mean? I don't know, Just like
I don't judge them or you know whatever, bighead, I
don't know, you.

Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Like, only I can make fun of them. My kids
are off limits.

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Yeah, that's why I don't put them in post them
in anything. You know, it's like, yeah, your business.

Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Said that, you know, like we signed up for this job.
You know, we signed up to be you know, out
there and commented on our business and thing and things
like that. They didn't necessarily sign up for that. Now
you can tell a story from the you know, perspective
of a parent.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Yes, correct, And I share that stuff all the time
because that's stuff that you know, people like the there
there's comfort, comfort in knowing that you know other people
go through the same kind of stuff as parents shared experience. Yeah,
like an idiot. Yeah, like I said, I could call
them that all day, but yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Question number eight, Your house containing everything you own catches
fire after saving your loved ones, pat's all that kind
of stuff. Okay, you have time to safely make one
final dash to save any one item.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
What would it be and why they.

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Would be pictures? Pictures of my grandmother and my sister. Now,
my sister passed away when she was six months old,
and my grandma died during COVID and as I mentioned,
she raised me. I didn't even get to go to
her funeral, which completely sucked. But I have a printed
picture of me and my grandma that I love, love,
love with me and my kids. And then I have

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a picture of my sister when she was just a baby,
and they're kind of like onfrenda, which is like, you know,
the offering, like you put that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
You've all seen Coco.

Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
So yeah, it's so it's there with some other stuff
from my dad and a bunch of other things. So
that would be the first thing I grab those two
pictures because I don't have digital copies of them. How
old were I wasn't even born yet. Actually, yeah, she
she was older than me. So but I've heard, you know,
a ton of stuff from my mom and to me,
she's like my guardian angel. Yeah, for sure, she watches over.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
You should get those digitized. Considering that's the answer to
that question. Yeah, else then you could do that, like today,
maybe Tyler will get a tattoo of them.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
I question number nine for Jeff j as we get
to know them. If a crystal ball could tell you
the truth about yourself, your life, the future, anything else,
what would you want to know?

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
I want to know where I'm going to retire, like
where specifically, right? I don't think it'll be here in
the US, like my wife and I have talked about it.
But so I wonder where I'd end up after this
is all done.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
But just the top of your mind, you said, you know,
not in the United States. So where Portugal, Italy, somewhere
like that, maybe South America. I don't know, like I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
We don't have like a set place. All we know
is like I think we want to just do something different.
And I won't go on house Hunters, well, house Hunters
International both it's the worst one.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Yeah, well they buy stuff, but it's just not to
our standards.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
No, no, no, no, all right, Question number ten ten
questions with Jef g. If you kid have anyone in
the world as a dinner guest, who would it be?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I would pick Adam Sandler.

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
And I know you could say everybody out of everybody, yeah,
why not someone that could teach you how to be rich,
like Warren Buffett or whatever. But Adam Sandler in my
house household is the goat because I mean, I think
of all of our movie nights and all the things
I did with my kids and you know whatever, and
we're always watching Adam Sandler and all the movies that
he did, and it's just the laughs and the sense
of humor. And the great part is I wouldn't have

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to get dressed up for dinner because he and we
could talk sports, which is awesome. And he just seems
like a really good dude man. And if you you know, again,
I would like to have all the advice on how
to get rich, but I'd like to laugh more and
you know, and just thank him for all the great
memories that he provided for our Family's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
I know it's funny, but what's your favorite Adam Sandler?

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
So many I think just go with it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
We like the best because, yeah, it's just funny.

Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
We're were Billy Madison people.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
That's a great movie.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
Follow up question. Uh, you talked about some of the
stuff you got into when you were a kid, like,
you know, get in trouble stuff. What was the worst
trouble you've ever been in?

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
That was it? That was was that just the bottom?
Was that like the rock bottom moment? Or is that
just like the final straw? That was the worst trouble. Yeah,
that was the worst trouble. Having your mom drop you
off at you know, at jail sucks. You know what
I mean, Like, so, how to turn myself in? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:26:29):
So yeah, so you know so she and she said,
figure it out, figure out how to get them on
your own.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Yeah, so was the cops because so I had to
turn myself in once for like this assault charge I
was getting and then they read me. Yeah, I remember
when I I got in that fight guy's nose. So
the cops were coming to my house looking for me,
and my mom told me so then I had to
go turn myself in and then they read me my
rights and did all that stuff process. But were they

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looking for you? Like, how do you know to turn
yourself someone that? Yeah, someone that said like, yeah, I don't.
I don't remember who it was.

Speaker 8 (01:27:03):
To be honest with you, I tried to block out
of stuff was possible, but yeah someone Yeah, someone kind
of said, hey, you know, were either going to come
pick you up or you could turn yourself in.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
It was probably the sheriffs at that point.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
So yeah, did you have to turn your head and cough?

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
I did the fit A little bit of that, Yeah,
a little bit of that. Yeah. You see stuff on
TV and you're like, is that real? Yeah? Did they
really do stuff like that wasn't fun. Yeah, at least
I lucked out because my friends videotaped it and they
showed that the guy hit me first. So oh, good
for you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
I got out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
So you said you had a bunch of different jobs
and things, but like, say radio hadn't worked out for you,
what do you think you would have ended up doing.

Speaker 8 (01:27:40):
I always wanted to be a teacher for some teacher,
I don't know, like I liked I like history. I
like history and stuff like that. I could probably be
a decent pe coach. Yeah, if they take overweight ones.
But yeah, probably a teacher. I actually did like some
stuff in college. Took some precursor courses for that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Yeah, alver Sea Best Sets is really easy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Yeah, yeah, that's why I heard.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Yeah, really any other follow up questions for Jeff? Jeff, Like,
I know you had a relationship, a loose relationship with
Kobe Bryant, and like did that start like right when
he moved to Los Angeles? Like how did that even happen?

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
No, it happened through a great friend of mine, jac
who works for or worked for Nike, and we kind
of became friends and he would do like his shoe drop,
So the Kobe five or six or whatever shoes would drop.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
And they would do like a debut and someone would
hoist it. And that ended up being me for quite
a few which is pretty awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:28:41):
And then I did some of his other events, like
his thirty thousand points celebration at Venice Beach and just
like the nicest human being ever. And his family was
just the nicest human beings ever. And we you know,
once when I was covering the team, she introduced me
to him and we would, you know, have conversations. We
talk about everything but basketball, right, We talk about kids
and you know, in soccer and everything else. And that's

(01:29:01):
kind of how we bonded in you know, we built
a little trust there and had a good working relationship.
But he was he was great man, just a great
dude of pro sent flowers and my wife had my
first baby, like you know, just a good dude man,
just a really good dude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
I miss him a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
That was tough.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
This has nothing to do with Kobe, but just a
behind behind the scenes follow up question. You seem like
a total manly man. So when and why and how
did your nuclear obsession with hand sanitizer starting it's as
you do it everything the microphone. And I didn't want

(01:29:37):
to know this for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Okay, I haven't noticed that yet. Oh yeah, it's really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
It seems like something you would not have about.

Speaker 8 (01:29:44):
I have OCD for sure, Like that's a guarantee self,
you know, diagnosed of course.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Web.

Speaker 8 (01:29:50):
But what happened was is my mom, uh probably about
fourteen years ago, had a kidney transplant, so her kidneys
went out, and when she started to go through all
that stuff, she started doing that. And then every time
I would go visit her, she'd be like, make sure
you do that, Make sure you do that, make sure.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
You do that. So I kind of got you know,
how doctors do it?

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Probably like yeah, if you've watched in a pit or whatever,
so I've kind of you know, when that happened.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
I just kept doing it and doing it and doing it,
doing it and doing it, and I just yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
Hands aren't bleeding, I know, so drunk actually soft creak
you can hold them in.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
What what was your favorite party favorite to partake in?

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
I never really did.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
Oh you didn't get hired?

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
No, no, no, I no, definitely. I only spoke weed
and drank, and I really do hardly either of those now.

Speaker 7 (01:30:40):
And do your kids know about your past?

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
Some of them, some of it they didn't know. They
didn't know I had another wife, so they don't now.
I never reason this day they really, I just never
really had a reason to tell them.

Speaker 9 (01:30:54):
I do have a question though, what we talked about
you having a previous wife, When and how did you
meet your current My.

Speaker 8 (01:31:01):
Brother had a party of like his thirtieth birthday or something,
I remember, and she went with She went with her
friend who happened to work with my brother, and that's
how we met.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Yeah, she had no idea what I did. She had
she could care less.

Speaker 14 (01:31:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
We just kind of vibed and everything was cool.

Speaker 7 (01:31:17):
I have to ask, because of your previous story, were
you married at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
No, Yeah, I learned my lessons and she knows about
the the other chick with like the apartment, the like
things getting cleared out. As far you said, you still
keep in touch with her from time to time.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
Yeah, but light stuff like I think we follow each
other on Instagram and she's just like he, I hope
you're doing well whatever, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Congrats, you know, like and stuff like that. But yeah,
my wife would cut that out.

Speaker 7 (01:31:42):
Yeah, I was going to ask you how your wife
feels about that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
I don't know. She's very secure, Like she doesn't really,
I mean, I don't know she knows a lover.

Speaker 13 (01:31:50):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Yeah, I'm not doing it anymore. I'm washed now, you know,
like I'm super washed. Like I'm not going anywhere. Man,
you can find me. I'm at worker at home.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
I'm looking at the list of the full thirty six
questions and things. One that sticks out that I think
this sounds like something Greg would do. I don't know
if we've asked this question to any of the ten
questions people. But before making a telephone call, do you
ever rehearse what you're going to say and why?

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
I bet you Greg does.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Yeah, if I have to make the call, I will
avoid ordering dinner if it requires a phone call. I'll
do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Before making a telephone call. Do you rehearse what you
are going to say and why? Sometimes? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:32:32):
Sometimes I because sometimes when I get nervous, I'll just
talk a lot or whatever. So like I just try
to get my word straight, you know, let's try to
get my word straight.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
All right, Well, there is Jeff G. Yeah, I'm surprised
questions the Woody Show. All right, welcome back.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
I have some audio that the one Sea Bass to hear,
but I'd like to Sea Bats first. He's like, where's Waldo?

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Do you find him? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
Coming in nice?

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
I wanted you to, well, first, what would you think
like if if Jeff G became a teacher? Do you
think he'd be a good teacher?

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Sea Bass?

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Yeah, I think he's got a jack together.

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I didn't know that was a requirement.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
I will not be insane, right right, you're not be insane,
not be lazy. I think he's got the right attitude.
And as our good friend Nor McDonald has always said,
to teach third graders.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
Have a more great education.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Cool, I qualify, So yeah, even easier. Easier would be
like if you, like I said, it could be like
a gym teacher or something like yeah, yeah, athletics. I'd
be sad because you know, Sea Bess wouldn't respect me though.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's an oversimplification.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
Any phone or an Android, oh, iPhone of course iPhone.
All right, Well, that's another point of contention with Sea Bass.
He is very much in the Android amp. There's the
there's the Android iPhone thing. There's always battles. Yeah, you know,
people they they decide, you know what the what they
want to rep and it's not in pointant what.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Not a point of contention. I just pointed out for
years that iPhones were more expensive and excluded you intentionally
thinking about charging cables and all that kind of stuff.
You buy stuff on your end the iTunes store, it
costs more than you buy that subscription, let's say, for
you're getting like a YouTube member share for something. They're
up charging and excluding and overcharging you in all different ways.

(01:34:32):
The whole texting thing that wasn't you know menace would
argue for years when see Beest sends me photos, they're
all guarbable, not because androids take bad photos, but because
iTunes iPhones were intentionally throttling the data transmission.

Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
I did not know that. That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
I will disagree on the photo thing because by the
time it gets on social it looks terrible. The specs
on and the processing is all there, like right on
your own phone.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
So what you're saying, men it's like and you have
an Android to get picture you post on Instagram that
photo is not going to look as good on Instagram
as it did, as it would if it was taken
with an iPhone.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Yes, back and forth or whatever, but it just won't
right regardless. My point was always that i've i've iPhones
were again intentionally more expensive and intentionally exclusionary. I agree,
I mean, nobody can, but they're worth it. Well yeah,
and a but it's not like androids are impossible.

Speaker 14 (01:35:26):
It's like I'm not have to items every single event
we go to and people want to take photos, like
even sometimes they can't figure out.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
How to take a photo.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
It's one bud regardless, they ask you, good, you have
some kind of like do you do you have a
profile of people who have iPhones?

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
I mean, it's it's so ubiquitous these days, not not anymore,
but it is, you know, it is the easier, simpler, Uh,
person say something about it. Yeah, as a person there,
it doesn't really say anything these days because it's just
so easy to get. I mean it's you know, because I.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Wanted to bring up to Maudio that we found where
this is a landlord and he owns a number of
properties and he won't rent, like straight up will not
rent to Android users. Why can you do that, Igal, No,
it's not you actually can because like whether you have
an Android or an iPhone is not.

Speaker 7 (01:36:18):
A protected You're not a protected class.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Yeah, which she explains here is as of October of
last year, we have not placed any Android using tenants
in any of my portfolios across four different states, seven hundred.

Speaker 13 (01:36:30):
And fifteen properties. They are disproportionately evicted. They get incarcerated
at a much higher rate. Combined with the fact that
they un alive or get on alive at a much
higher rate than iPhone users.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
These are just statistics.

Speaker 13 (01:36:41):
This is empirical data that I have in my portfolio
that me and my property managers review on a quarterly basis.
I don't care if you've got a Google Samsung as
twenty four as two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
With v Tech, it doesn't matter if it was fifteen
hundred dollars.

Speaker 13 (01:36:52):
The vast majority of Android users, they have these twenty
four dollars box flip phones with Boost Mobile that they
can't even keep on month to month. They make for
two parable tenants. They get evicted at a much higher rate.
So we only put iPhone users in my portfolio. Fortunately,
the vice text is not a protected class in the
United States, so federally.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
You're not protected.

Speaker 13 (01:37:09):
So I can discriminate you between Android iPhone, doesn't matter
what it is. If you don't have iPhone, you're not
in my portfolio.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Super simple.

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
Oh so does he just check it out by like
texting them and if it comes back green.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Comes in the Yeah, right, I went through as a
text message. That's the mess crazy And he's lying because
if you have like a like a twenty six Ultra,
you have a very expensive phone.

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
But he doesn't care.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
He said he knows that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Yeaheah, but he's those are not the people getting arrested,
et cetera, et cetera. But he's he's correct in that
any kind of disposable flip phone, et cetera isn't going
to be Well, you can buy iPhone, you could buy
go phone that are iPhones like the iPhone thirteen. I
think I saw it either at Walmart or Target or whatever. Yeah,
it was with all the other like prepaid phone you

(01:37:55):
know the option. Yeah there's an iPhone. Well yeah, but
it's not it's not the goat, it's not the standard.
You got your way to do that. Yeah, I'm saying,
but it's with all those other prepaid you know it's
phone options, it's definitely not the top selling right exactly. Yeah,
so he's not wrong that that is the the operating
system of your you know, track phone, crack phone. And

(01:38:16):
I share a phone, and I shared this story one
hundred times. When I was sitting with some app developers
who were developing a dating app and I go, hey,
so are you going to release the Android version? They're like,
we'll get to it. But ugly people have androids. Wow,
that's not wrong either, And that's basis. If you're a

(01:38:38):
hot twenty two year old girl, you're not going to
buy an Android. You're you're just going to get an
iPhone because it's the easy thing to do and all
your friends have it. That's not wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
Yeah, I just tell why people get so personally invested
in what other people have. Like, if you like the
Android and you like the iPhone, well then who cares
if you like Xbox and you like PlayStation. I mean
even like in this business when it comes to audio
editing software, people are so territorial. Oh I'm a pro
Tools guy. Oh, I'm a I'm an Adobe guy. I'm
a whatever there's a thousand different programs, and they'll they'll

(01:39:10):
sit there and like think less of you. Yeah, it's
like it's taken so personally, dude, who cares.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
Well, I'm telling you that I'm a hero because I'm
married Andy knowing he had an Android.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Yeah, and and everybody's perfect look and that's that's largely
gone over the past year or two. You know, they've
Apple has been forced to essentially unlock their messaging thing now. Yeah,
videos and photos and stuff like that. They're not throttling
them anymore. Cool and and Apple moved to the USBC
adapt Adapts finally because that was also another challenge, right well,
yeah exactly because you had to hit that sucked, Yeah exactly.

(01:39:43):
They were intentionally locking you out, over charging you. So
that's people like myself are just saying, hey, we want freedom.
If you don't like freedom, that's text us over to
two to nine eighty seven more. What he shows next,
it's a bit I tell the security, I call the
cops excuse me.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
This show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Yeah, it's like I mentioned, uh, when you want to
let us know about something. Even after the show, that
same number works eight seven seven four Woodie, like.

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
You leave us like an alfter hour's voicemail. You can
send us a text with whatever you got over to
two to nine eight seven. Dude, people send us a
little bit of everything.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
We get love, we get we get hate, we get
the criticism, we get help, we get random ass thoughts.
So it says Better Goods has a cookie dough in
the refrigerated section, Great jelly stuffed peanut butter cookies, chocolate
fudge stuffed chocolate chip cookies, et cetera. Yeah, thank you
seven oh two texting over see that's super helpful.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
So they saw it, but they didn't send it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Yeah, yeah, see something send.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
I will buy it at some points. And how lucky
you like? You break out that illegal pizza oven. Then
we got we've got that. We also got an illegal
illegal office air for now.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
That's right. Good for cookie.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
There's a in the frozen food section of the grocery.
There's a cheese It pizza. I thought cheese it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Chemical aids.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
No, it's so good. I'm just reading like random random
textas just most recently came through. Uh this one, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
Another one says uh after the right after the cookie
dough Better Goods thing this one, says Gina. Yeah, I
texted Woody about ten years ago. My god, we get it,
Kathy Lee, you have kids, because Kathley was always talking
about our kids. I love you, but I was hoping
when you got a dog, we'd hear more about that
tamp camp than about the kid.

Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
So you know, people always said to know their preferences
of what they want to hear more or less. We
all look, we all we all get that, uh, that same.

Speaker 7 (01:41:54):
Kind of fee to be fair when I refer to
the kid, now it's the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:41:59):
They just didn't realize that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Oh I didn't know that. Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Should be? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
All see is playing soccer.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
It's that's been a weak spot for me recently. Sometimes
I don't know. Like we have one friend, you know,
our friend Eileen. Her husband is one of those guys
who will say something you're not sure if he's serious
or if he's a kidding. It's kind of like your
husband's like Andy's that way too, Like I can't tell
sometimes if Andy is being serious, like you serious Clark,

(01:42:29):
he is like that. Yeah, Ernest, Uh, he sent over
a message whenever what he starts talking about playing related stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
I zone out. Can we stop that please? So, like, yeah,
we're making notes. He's been pretty good about that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
I have been.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
I think we haven't talked about that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
I've left so much stuff out of the mix like that.
I was like, oh, even like I didn't participate in
cheers and jeers because like I had my the only
thing I really had to share was something plain related.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
I would have I would have clocked that, as they say,
if he were doing it. But I think he's he's
been quite good. You haven't been extra about it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
I feel like there's too little to be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Well, I know a lot of people don't care to
hear about it. But look, we're we're paid to talk
about share our life, and this is our life. You know,
like you got this new dog. That's a big thing
we talked about. You know what's been going on with
Morgan MENACE's dog and my dog? Are you know different things,
these common experiences as they as they come up.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
You know, so many people can relate.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
We just we can't. We can't please everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:43:23):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
I also meant to mention as we were talking about
those pimple stickers.

Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
Yeah, walked to my house yesterday after having that conversation
on the show, and what does my daughter have on
her face sticker? Yeah, a little star pimple sticker because
she's got a big social event coming up next week
and oh yeah, she's telling my wife what they need
to buy and anticipation. It's like a sleep away retreating

(01:43:50):
that she's doing as part of like her school, Like
they do a thing over the summertime, and it's like
all her little girlfriends are going and stuff and so
but here's the thing she had, the little pimple. She
fourteen and a girl, so it made sense she's supposed to. Yeah,
like if I walked in and you know, Menace had
one of those things, I want one. But like that
you want one? Why would you want one? That's kind

(01:44:10):
of the point, like when you know we used to
get zits or pimples. You do everything just to make
it so was it noticeable?

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
See?

Speaker 5 (01:44:16):
This is everything, uh to like put a spotlight on it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
I don't believe you don't want one, Menace, because who
spends more time in the makeup stores news than anyone else?
Shout out to alta man that, yeah, I think he's menace.

Speaker 5 (01:44:28):
Wants to be a part of whatever. It's like, you
know the thing right now?

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
You know what do you mean? I want to be
a part of it. I want to be aware of it. Yeah,
I just want I would like to like know what's happening.
So see menace. I'm aware that Hello, Kitty and Alta
are things. That's that's a fair point going in there
and see what's popular. I like being aware of it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:54):
But when not in your wheelhouse, like like makeup and
purses and things like that, you that you know admittedly you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Know what conversation, I'll know something about it. You know
a lot about it. Yeah, do you have a skincare routine?

Speaker 12 (01:45:08):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Personally? No, says the man who bought the stupid face
got that stuff. I wanted to try it, right, I
mean they all have it right, it's just cool getting
cares and stuff. But I do. I do have a

(01:45:29):
a lotion that I really like. I always forget the
name of it. What is it that you know? Yeah,
first a beauty shout out to them.

Speaker 5 (01:45:36):
That's awesome, dude, I know so little about all that stuff,
and for no other reason. It's not like I'm trying
to be manly or whatever. It's just it's of no thought,
it's of no concern until until you would like need
something like that. But Greg, I got I don't like lotion.
I don't like the way it feels. And I'm convinced,
as we've talked about before, even though they'll say it
is unsensed, there's no such thing as unscented lotion.

Speaker 7 (01:45:58):
It's like plastics.

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
And I don't like the way it smells. My wife
buys that. You like the hand sanitizer, Yes, my wife
buys these hand sanitizers that the minute you open just
a little flip top of it will stink up the
entire room. It's so crazy strong that I don't even
know how you even use it like, and even the
unscented lotion will stink. But long story longer, I got

(01:46:22):
a little thumburn and skin was like doing that whole
like peeling thing, and uh, and so I had to no,
so I had to put some lotion on it. So
I dug through the chores at my house and I
found the aveno.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
Uh what is this stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
Yeah, because it said it was uh it was unscented. Yeah,
And I'm fragrance free, soothing oat and putting the putting
lotion on Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
That's kind of fragrance free.

Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
But it felt so awkward to.

Speaker 7 (01:46:51):
Me, and it is so weird.

Speaker 13 (01:46:54):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
You take like a like a dropper, like a little liquor.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
Oh yeah, the smallest amount, flip.

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
That in half and then you just go get that.
You're like, I'm all lotioned up.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
I don't want to smell, but that's something it's important
that I feel greasy that in it. It feels good.

Speaker 5 (01:47:11):
Look I put it because my forearm was like peeling
and stuff. And so I did that for a couple
of days and now now I'm good. But you don't
want to be You're supposed to be able to look
it up.

Speaker 11 (01:47:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
I don't know what to do, dude. I gotta tell
you what I did last night. So I'm having like
this just issue with ear hair. And it's like piano wire.
It's super thick and right, and I don't know, I
don't know how to like take it out. I see
on the internet like people have like I don't know,
like wax or whatever they put in your ear and
then you pull it out.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Is it on the ear or coming out of coming
out of the ear?

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
Right, So then I got that. Yeah, and I was
just like and so I looked online, like how to
get that that wax that you put in your ear
and then pull it out. I couldn't find it. So
I did find these wax strips from Target. They're they're
like little pieces of paper that have wax in them
and other chicks are supposed to use for their mustache. Yeah,

(01:48:04):
all kinds of stuff. But I was like, oh, they'll
work for my ears. Not really. So I stuck these
things in my ear right and it looks like it
looks like, uh like tissue paper, tissue paper coming on
my ear with the wax in it. And then I go, okay, cool,
and so I shoved them in there and I wait
and I wait and I pull them out. Dude, did

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not work. The hair is still there, and now like
that that's sick. That sticky stuff is like all over
my ears. It's been like twenty four hours. I still
can't get that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:48:34):
You have bought something, use it. Oh those are for
the nose.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
No, you can use that user, and I would recommend
using it on your ear because it they melted, wax
will will forward into the contours of your ear, which
is obviously all kinds of curvy much better than a
strip will Yeah, and also I've used it for that
and it works.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
You get that though, Yes, I love though.

Speaker 7 (01:48:55):
You can get it literally any any Sally's Beauty supply, right,
how is that target?

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Dude? They didn't have it go online Amazon, Walmart dot com?

Speaker 5 (01:49:03):
Does Okay? Does ear hair serve any purpose? I know
that you're not supposed to remove your nose.

Speaker 7 (01:49:09):
Hairs right, like that is duff?

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, like you will end up you know
there there, you're so much more susceptible to infection and
like getting sick.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
Of it.

Speaker 5 (01:49:21):
But poking out is one thing. Trimming it is one thing.
Removing it, like pulling it out is a different thing.
Well also yeah, but like even trimming, like if something's
coming out of your nose, yes, it's like down onto
your upper lip, then yeah, you can trim that, but
you're not supposed to like trim it down.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Where it can't act as that filter or whatever. The
ear hair, though, does that serve any real purpose? I
know they say ear.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
Wax serves a purpose, and they say that it's not
really necessarily a good idea to remove all you don't
want to remove all the wax from your ears, even
though like you would think that you would want to,
but I thought duching would be a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
You're not supposed to do that either. That messages with
a bunch of stuff. This ear hair, man, I'm telling you,
it's thick, it's strong. I tried to tweezers and like,
pull out it. It doesn't come out.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
There are some species of bamboo that grows one and
a half inches a day. My ear hair grows four
inches a day. I could trim that with the little
trimmer thing.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Yeah, that doesn't very next day.

Speaker 5 (01:50:14):
What how do you guys have anything like their partner
does for you? You're like, wow, this is some real
married stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:50:19):
Dude, I beg andy to let me tweeze, Like if
he has ear hair and it's my favorite thing, I'll
do it for any of you. Yeah, he hates it.
He won't allow it. I think he told me it
hurts by really, which it does. Thinks it's like emasculine.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
No, it does, it does. I mean depending, there's certain
areas like the ones that are more inside, but the
ones that are kind of right on the outside, almost
by your ear lobe, those can hurt.

Speaker 7 (01:50:41):
But what about if it's like on top, like on
top of the ridge, No, that doesn't hurt. Yeah. I
will pull anybody's hair at anytime.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
But to go to your original cross question, Greg, it
is to keep roaches from crawling in your ear heat
because you might as well be illegal because before you know,
I found that place and they'll they'll do like your hair,
nose hair waxing kind of things like so like if
they're given like the straight razor shave or they're doing
the ear hair thing, like, I'll do that then and

(01:51:08):
then in between I just kind of clean it up
on my barn. He'll see it and he'll like get
the surface, but I want it pulled out.

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
Yeah, but like before that, Jen used to like pluck
him out from it. Like here, I hint her a
pair of te users and I just like sit there
and she'd be like, I'm like, this is this is
so awkward and weird. But this is only stuff that
could happen between a husband and a wife. Yeah, the
same way that you might do something for your you know,
wife that would be otherwise like hey.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
Can you take it.

Speaker 5 (01:51:32):
There's been times just like can you take a look
at this? And it's like, you know, something on her
butthole or you know, like you're taking a look at something. Yeah,
well you do it because you love him and you
want to be helpful.

Speaker 7 (01:51:43):
I asked him one time if just just hypothetically, because
I knew I was going to have to do it,
but I asked him if he'd be willing to do
to help me with the enema, and he said absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
What would be the help Why would you need help
jam it up there?

Speaker 12 (01:51:57):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
Why would you.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Need help with that?

Speaker 7 (01:51:59):
Because it's an awkward an angle, like you can't see
it's hot, Yeah, but you can feel it, trust me.
And when you're dealing with what you're dealing with, it's
just there's a lot happening.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
It's like when they refuel airplanes, they drop that pose
down and you gotta get just on the target and
like all right, you're.

Speaker 7 (01:52:14):
Good to go and feel like a straight shot. And
I asked him to help me, and he said, under
no circumstances, yes, I don't think I have.

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
I mean, like, if it was a medical thing.

Speaker 7 (01:52:23):
It's a medical thing. I wasn't doing it for fun.
It was because I hadn't gone to the bathroom, like
five days.

Speaker 5 (01:52:30):
Okay, morgane you can't reach your Morgan will tell you.
And we've had more people here even recent I know,
I put it an email somewhere. I'm not going to
dig for it live on the air. But another woman
hit us up saying that they heard our conversation. Ladies,
if you're constipated, you can put a thumb on your
vadge and you can push down towards your your anal

(01:52:50):
area and that will that will release the demon.

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
It working.

Speaker 5 (01:52:54):
Yeah, so like instead of doing an enema or doing
one of these other things. I mean, it's your own stuff.
So you put a you put a thumb in there,
and yeah, again you go how those people break in,
Like say they want to break into the hair extension place,
but they go in through the coffee shop next door
and they go through the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
Yeah, very detailed they go that, they go down in
some some other, some other unconventional way right to get
to what they're trying to do. Same thing to see.
Yeah with that, now, fellas, we don't have that same uh,
we don't have that same luxury of being able.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
To do that.

Speaker 7 (01:53:25):
But aren't you supposed to just press behind it?

Speaker 12 (01:53:28):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
See that part. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:53:29):
You'd have to Morgan did it.

Speaker 7 (01:53:31):
So you'll have to uh demonstrate.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
Yeah, have her show you.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
Eight four wooding text us with whatever or other dumb
stuff you want to hit us up with. Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:53:42):
Yeah, someone is super satisfying. When you get a long one,
like a nose hair that is that is true, like
especially like you know fellas, you'll get that little tickle
from a big nose hair coming out and when you
grab have you ever grabbed one that's so thick it
looks like a piano wire.

Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
Not from my nose or ear, but from my actual face.
There's one that's so thick. And then when you pull
it out, it comes out so easily.

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Or sometimes on your neck. Yeah, get it easy like
how like so like it's it's like three times the
density or whatever you want to call it of of
the other stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
But yeah, people say, yeah, man, the ear hair is
the same as any like the you know, any of it.
It's meant to protect, so the same with your your nose.

Speaker 7 (01:54:21):
It's supposed to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
Braid mine show.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
I know we've heard about these kind of things before.
There's a couple of little pieces of animal news that
Jeff g found And this one is.

Speaker 3 (01:54:41):
Do I have Do I have the clip of it?

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
I think hold on, let me uh, let me double
check here, I might need to find it. Do you
have the seagull one?

Speaker 10 (01:54:52):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:54:53):
Yeah, I don't know how you mean. I guess you
do it once you're like, oh wow, I guess I'm
pretty good at this, like for people sound like seagulls.

Speaker 3 (01:54:58):
Oh yeah, they have that.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
Hold on, I might I might have it. No, you
can't find it, can't find it, jet, Sorry, I do
have I do have this other clip the other end
while he's while he's looking for while he's looking for that,
I mean double check, Yeah, I don't have it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:16):
Was it one of those contests?

Speaker 7 (01:55:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:55:19):
Those people are well.

Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
You see the one kid, the the autistic kid who
was doing the presentation and he was like doing the
sounds of all the different birds and he had a
stuffed a stuffed version, like a stuffed animal version of
that bird and talking about like you know what it
is and this is how it sounds.

Speaker 7 (01:55:35):
And I follow him on Instagram and he'll do like
personal like requests if you want to hear a certain bird.

Speaker 5 (01:55:41):
Dude, you have the other special special person that does
some pretty cool stuff. It's gotten account. Do you ever
see the guy people will send like requests for like
little drawings and he's got sharp market what's Oh yeah,
it's incredible, like the stuff that he just does these
quick drawings with the sharpie marker. I forget the I

(01:56:02):
forget the due's name, but his parents. He lives with
his parents, I mean severely.

Speaker 3 (01:56:06):
I've seen those videos.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
Yeah, he's severely impaired. He'll appearances, but man, he draws.
He's like real quick. Uh hey, it's a draw me
a pigeon carrying a briefcase and anything.

Speaker 7 (01:56:18):
And he's like just like basically in one stroke drawings
by Trent.

Speaker 5 (01:56:22):
Trent and he's like okay, and then it's just draws. Yeah,
it could be anything. It's it's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:56:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:28):
I'm always impressed by stuff like that. Since we're talking
about birds. Our friend Randy, he's a birdwatcher now and
he like is an admin a hobby like a legit. Yeah,
Like there's some website appting that he's part of that
he's admin on. I'm like, how do you have the time?

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
Way too young for that.

Speaker 5 (01:56:46):
I thought he had nothing but time.

Speaker 2 (01:56:48):
And he's like logging all these were hanging out and
he's like logging all these birds that he's seeing. And
then and then that's old timey Greg bird watching. Oh
my god, Like I hope I never get into that.
Are in this are like are you sure that you
saw this certain bird? And he has to, like, you know,
show proof that he saw the birds going for the
big year?

Speaker 5 (01:57:08):
Yeah, oh here I think I think Jeff found it.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
And also speaking of birds, I was watching an HG
TV show the other night and there was a bird
flying around this like opening to a house, and the
contractor said, oh, that's a cold tit and that that's
the name of a bird. And then they have the
blue tit, the cold tit, great tip.

Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
There's a cockatoo.

Speaker 3 (01:57:28):
There's that. Yeah, but how many for you? I don't
know cockatoo? And then the client kept saying what kind
of bird cult it?

Speaker 12 (01:57:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:57:36):
This is from the annual seagull screeching contest in Belgium
and this is what uh, this is what they sound like.

Speaker 3 (01:57:50):
People.

Speaker 2 (01:57:50):
And then and then the other doors they're going.

Speaker 7 (01:57:53):
Wow, but what do you do in your mouth to
get that noise?

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
I don't know what you've been asking you.

Speaker 5 (01:58:01):
You know what I wish you know what I wish
I was able to do. I wish I was able
to whistle where you put your fingers like might agreed.
My dad can do it without even.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
Using his fingers.

Speaker 5 (01:58:12):
And because he's a trainer for race horses and stuff
and so they use that, like down the final stretch,
they he could like do this crazy loud whistle and
it kind of get some like you know, there's a
little like a little jolts.

Speaker 3 (01:58:23):
This will sound fake, but as you just said it,
but that's kind of been a lifelong desire of mind.
Is it like to be able to whistle like that
when you like the fingers?

Speaker 2 (01:58:31):
Yeah, that from across like something real manly, like across
a construction site or something.

Speaker 7 (01:58:36):
People say the fingers are because you're supposed to press
your tongue down. But I still can't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
It's funny that bringing up because it has been a
social media trying to like teach people how to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:58:45):
Yeah, yeah, I would love to learn.

Speaker 4 (01:58:47):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:58:48):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:58:48):
And then one more piece of animal news of family
in New Jersey attacked by an aggressive beaver. Oh no,
I mean not to be confused with that bird.

Speaker 3 (01:58:56):
I could probably do damage.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Yeah, they were.

Speaker 5 (01:58:58):
They were hanging out and it's aggressive. Beaver charged out
of the water at them, and it bit this eight
year old.

Speaker 7 (01:59:04):
Boy on the thigh, those big giant teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:59:07):
The dad fought it off. The beaver captured tested positive
for rabies. Yeah, boy taking the hospital. He's uh, he's
doing fine. Here's a little bit audio and you're attacked
by beaver, a rabid beaver. Claire's holy.

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
Laughing about it. Well, you didn't know it was it.

Speaker 7 (01:59:35):
Was you know, their teeth are so gross. They're like giant,
long orange teeth beavers. Yeah, they're pretty gross.

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
We've all seen what a beaver's teeth look like. A
lot of them usually orange actually inside other orange. Yeah,
I didn't know they were like I've just seen the
BUCkies logo.

Speaker 7 (01:59:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:59:56):
Yeah, and little cartoon guys.

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Those are cute.

Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
Yeah, real life one cousins in Montana. They had like
this stream in the in their backyard and had tons
of beavers all over it.

Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
Just mad beaver, mad beavers, so much beaver that beat her. Yeah,
that's how Greg Beaver on beaver.

Speaker 2 (02:00:15):
Yeah, so many Greg, so so much beer. Yeah, mad beaver.

Speaker 3 (02:00:23):
And then a cult hit flew by weird.

Speaker 12 (02:00:28):
More.

Speaker 5 (02:00:28):
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Forced there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right, Greg Gory,
what you got for the parting words of wisdom? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:01:00):
If when you die you go to Hell and meet
the devil, tell him you love his eggs.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Those are good. Oh god, I can't get it. You
do love me a good devil day. One place that
I've been going to for the deviled eggs, well I
don't go there four deviled eggs, but when I'm there,
I get the deviled eggs.

Speaker 5 (02:01:16):
It has a little tiny piece of fried chicken right
on the top of Okay, it's like a little like
a popcorn piece.

Speaker 2 (02:01:23):
It's like the mom of the egg that you're eating right,
so good. I like it with anchovy, no, thank you,
little piece of bacon on top. Thank you very much.
Greg Gory, thank you so much for it giving the
show some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 5 (02:01:39):
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Wednesday. Have a great day. S M D
double M.

Speaker 2 (02:01:46):
I quit this bitch.