FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 28th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is it dude to the graphic nature of this program,
listener discretion? Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Today's Tuesday. It is July the twenty eighth, twenty twenty six.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show, Woody Greg Venas,
we got Gina Grad, we got Sea Bass. Sammy is here,
There is Jeff g We got Morgan von Our video producer.
Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, we got Menji,
and we got the phones open eight seven seven forty four.

(01:10):
Wood You can send us a text check in over
to two two nine eight seven. All the treading these headlines,
of course, the continuation of Nark Week. It is Shark
Week on Discovery, so Agent Sebastian and the agents of
the cart Narks. There are a handful and some special
things that happened during Nark Week that won't necessarily happen
any other time. So that's coming up a little bit

(01:31):
later on here in the show Today, July twenty eighth,
it's World Hepatitis Day. Yeah, what are we doing? I
don't know? So like, so, what have you get hepatitis.
That's could be anything from what like cold soars.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
There's eight herpies.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, never mind, never mind that strike that does.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Okay, it's a liver thing.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So hepatitis. But there's different kinds, right like right, D
But what are the different like what's the difference? What happens?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
One is the worst one? And you get that from
like sharing needles and stuff?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right? And can you don't know you're asking right to
the person who just asked the question. Here, we got it.
Here's a low down on hepatitis and heptitis A spreads,
buy food or water, parentheses, fecal oral route, short term
results on its own, Okay, good preventable vaccine.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I think I have ap A.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
I have B VEX vaccine uh B infected through blood
all right, bodily fluids semen.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yes, because when I went out of the country in college,
they made us get B vaccines.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Yes, can can be a long term problem there with
liver damage. Ce blood sharing needles becomes chronic no vaccine,
but is curable with anti virals.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Wait, and that's the one that payner and hepsie.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
D A clerk occurs only people who are already affected
with B. So it's like extra BA. You'll be extra
and E through water porcentation like you might and a
short term but can be dangerous for pregnant individuals like
Sammy will be after she gets married.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, well she'll have a couple of different risk factors there,
because as I anything after thirty is automatically like a
high risk. All right, well, it's World Hepatitis Days now
you know, it's National Chocolate milk Day, It's National Soccer

(03:39):
Day and National water park Day. Oh sweet, all right,
here we go. See the a's your favorite and Greg,
you're always looking to learn. You want to know it's
the top gen Z slang so far this year.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I keep me updated.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
So here we are. We're a little bit more than
halfway through the year in the top slang for gen
z sun say wala, larp, lock in and look smaxing.
All right, and then I see last year's words. By
the way, we're six seven. That was big blazing, crash

(04:12):
out and unk. So we've moved past those. All right.
So Son, which is dude, medic has been doing this forever.
It's in a casual way to address someone similar to
saying bro, dude, or my guy, what's up? Sun? Yeah,
say wala. Now this is a phrase that comes from Arabic,
so like wala he meaning I swear to God. It's

(04:36):
used to challenge someone to prove they're telling the truth,
like you won the lottery, Say wala, like say what
say wala. But because it has religious origins, some people
use it sincerely, while other people just use it casually
and slang. Larp LARPing we we've heard about that for
a while. Live action role playing online is used to

(04:59):
call someone out for pretending to be something that they're
not or acting fake. So he's out here. LARPing is
a millionaire for real life LARPers in my neighborhood in Nashville,
and they have been doing it in the same park
for thirty plus years. Yeah, the leather, I love classics
And they've been at the same part. My little brother

(05:20):
did it when he was a kid. Yeah, they're still there.
Weirdosa larp lock in. See a lot of these seem
like sun LARPing. These are all.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Older, like how stuff comes back around?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, all right, So to focus completely on a task
and eliminate distractions lock in all right, off he is
before studying working out or preparing for something important, like so,
I've got finals next week, I need to lock in.
I think it's the time to get serious.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
They tell us that to distract us, we won't know
the real gen z s lines.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, and then looks maxing. We've heard a little bit
about this, the practice of trying to maximize your physical
appearance through grooming, skincare, fitness, fashion, hairstyles, dental care, or
other appearance improvements. Exams would be he's been looks baxing
for months with the new haircut, skincare routine and gym membership. Yah.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
This is basically a glow up.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, and it is what Menace has been doing. Menus
is got bis a line he's going to the gym.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, looks vaccine trying. But oh, did you look up
our word baxing. Did you read the definition of that?

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah, like what you were saying, it's it's.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Sort of because that's definitely taking over looks baxxing online
just doing stuffle fast.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, Yeah, like trying to make things perfect, Like you're
going to do things, but not until you're completely thought
out and have a really specific plan in place, you know,
like action beats perfection.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I don't love that name.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't like it either.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
It doesn't make any sense, right, because you're not trying
real hard to be something R worthy. Yeah, okay, so
you have the definition greg right.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, it's a viral internet term meaning stopping overthinking, choosing
action over analysis, and then prioritizing imperfect execution over endless plan.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I think, but you would say, like, looks like you're
trying to maximize your looks. But if you're I think
that would mean that you're trying to be extra stupid, right.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
I think what happened here? What he is they wanted
to term for this? The R word has become very
popular once again.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's back. Whether people want to admit it, it really is. No, No,
it's not dude big way.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
And I think what they they're trying to use that
to do and they just shove it together. I don't
think it's gonna last this army.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, because it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's almost the opposite of what we're talking exactly. Yeah,
all right, time for your birthdays on your porn a
birthday here on the WO show shows.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's shiver, We're gonna sit thee She was like it's
shiver and you know you don't.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Birthday, and we'll start with the celebrities. Menace, Happy birthday,
Lori Laughlin girls. It's like the one woman Menace has
ever admitted to getting a boner over.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Yeah, said that she was too hot to go to prison.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, sixty two years old today. Afroman he's been more
popular than ever thanks to his trial. Yeah, all the
songs and everything. Yeah, he had that song back in
like the early two thousands because I Got High. Afroman
is fifty two. Soldier Boy is thirty six. The lead
singer of popa Roach Jacobe Shaddocks. He's a nice guy. Man,

(08:19):
He's cool. He's fifty years old. Sally Struthers, she is.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
She's on a lot of stuff still well, is she
really well?

Speaker 8 (08:28):
Because she was in Gilmore Girls, she was a long
time and yeah, and then she was also on Man
on the Inside, that side dancing show.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
For pennies a day. You can plead these she did
that tool too.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
But she's been still acting. Yeah, she's been on the
receiving end of a lot of South Park jokes.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh yeah. Sally Struthers is seventy nine years old today.
Elizabeth Berkley, who is Jesse Unsaved by the Bell Show Girls,
fifty four years old today. And then Jim Davis, the
cartoonist who created Garfield is eighty one. Your porno birthday
today is Natasha Nice and today's break the Girl. She's
done more stroking than a Rowing Team one and fifty

(09:09):
two fine adult films, including Rubbing the Nub Volume two.
She was in a very satisfying Face to Sit on
the Birds and the Bee Hinds volume one. She was
in Squirt Showers Volume three. Oh, here you go, Sammy,
this is for you. She was in a very creamy
Christmas Greg. She was in Scissor Happy Slut.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
And then who can Forget Everybody her unforgetable role and
be careful. Natasha's one fertile Myrtle, Oh, a fertile myrtle.
Natasha Nice, who is thirty eight years old today. And
that's your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays. Here on
the Woody Show, we'll take a quick break.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
We got some more Woodes show for your next hang on.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
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Speaker 2 (11:02):
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did to deserve this algorithm. Woody Show, and we're into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
I'm moding. That's Greg Gory. It's like you, right, there's menace.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
What is up, Woody?

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Speaker 4 (11:38):
So Greig Naked, Yeah, I just can't get enough.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's something you can go on and do. Right, there's
Gina grad right, and she's got our trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Well, a fifteen year old is in custody and a
second suspect still on the run after that food festival
shooting in Seattle over the weekend, as were three people
were killed a bunch more wounded. The mayor of Seattle says, quote,
we believe this fifteen yearyear old open fire in the crowd,
but details are still under investigation. Cops think it's gang related,
but again still being investigatd.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Fifteen fifteen good parent. Yeah, eighteen year old gang member
in Seattle, real thug.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Well Idaho murderer.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, you're a Seattle gang member.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
That makes you.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, it doesn't mean you're shooting up a place. Yeah,
you're a loser, lose, that part's true.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Thinking like at one point, like a teenager, like that's
not cool, like amongst your friends, amongst your you know,
peers like, oh, you're a fifteen year old with a gun,
Like you're you're looked down upon as a loser, not
a cool person.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You know.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I don't know how you're a Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah what fifteen year old? I mean, we got in trouble,
you know, but we were, like, I don't know, in
a house, you know, stupid. We weren't jumping up a
food festival exactly. I think we signed our friends up
for the Columbia house. See, like, oh man, we're gonna
stick him with these turnable CDs and he's got to
buy one at full price. We weren't shooting up the

(13:07):
food festival.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
But I think what you're saying is a fifteen year
old might be easily impressed if you come to school
with I don't know, a pocket knife or something like that,
but then draw the line at gun.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah we thought those switchblade combs were pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Oh hell yeah, dude. Well, Idaho murderer Brian Coberger is
trying to challenge his conviction, and now he says he's innocent.
You guys, right now, he's rotting in an Idaho prison
serving four life sentences, but he's filed a petition to
get a new court case to reverse his guilty plea.
So his weirdo says, my actual innocence is my truth,

(13:42):
and the plea hinged on by false promises and blatant disinformation,
must be withdrawn. Now, he hasn't said why he pleaded
guilty in the first place, but he did make sure
to add that justice was not served and unanswered questions
seemed to multiply with each piece of discovery unsealed. Well,
the good new uses that he'll probably stay rotting in
prison because there is only a tiny handful of people

(14:04):
who have ever had their conviction overturned on this scale.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
I've heard about cases where people will confess and they say, well,
I did it under duress, I was tired, I was
exhausted from the interrogation. Would you ever never confess to
something you didn't do because you're tired?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I don't buy it enough true crime, Well.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Especially when you're you know, positioning yourself image wise of
this really smart person. You know, the consequence would be
that you're going to prison for the rest of your life,
or that you're going to face the death penalty. I
don't care how tired I am. I'm not cracking keep
me up for five days in a row. I'm not
saying yeah, and now.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
I think we're all at this point, hopefully to sort
of savvy to fall for this. But the second part
of that is always they keep you up. You're exhausted,
you haven't eaten whatever for days, and then they're like,
you know, we're willing to cut a deal, like if
you just admit it and write it down, like let's
just go home, because they can lie to you in
this country a lot of countries they can't, but they
can say anything they want. So at that point you're like, oh,
that sounds great.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
I could see myself doing this by accident. They're trained
to get a confession out of it.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, okay, let me rephrase it. I like to believe.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
I would never confess something even if they said, hey,
you can go home, because what you become that dumb
when you're in the.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
I mean apparently and deal with it later.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah, well, Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bienemy, it's
a tough one to say, enemy. It's your team, I know,
but I haven't really been around in a while. He's
dealing with a family tragedy.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
He's been around for a while.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Has he been around? Well, I left in two thousand
and three.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
But you can still consider yourself to be a Chiefs fan.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Look, I know who Andy Reid is. Else do I need?

Speaker 9 (15:40):
All?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Right?

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Good enough? Well, he's dealing with the family swift, Yeah right,
he's dealing with a family tragedy. After his wife Mia
was shot at their home in Ashbourne, Virginia, so cops say.
Their twenty seven year old son was arrested and charged
with multiple felonies, including malicious wounding and using a firearm
during the commission of a felony. Now, thank god, Okay,
she was shot in the chest in arm, but she's

(16:03):
in the hospital in stable condition. Thankfully. The doctors say
her injuries are not life threatening. She was shot in
the chest. That's pretty incredible that it's not life threatening.
I meanwhile, he was in Missouri with the Chiefs at
training camp. He heard about the shooting. Of course left immediately,
and of course Chiefs coach Andy Reid says, the entire
organization is supporting him and the kid is being held

(16:23):
without bond. Cops are still trying to figure out what
the hell the motive was for that shooting, so I'm
sure there'll be more on that.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
The diarrhea lettuce aka cyclostpory asses, Okay, that's been in
the news for like a month. We're all sick hearing
about it. But now doctors are finally worried that people
are actually looking for the lettuce to eat it and
to lose weight. Sound yeah, okay, Greg, I need you
to listen closely. So videos are going around on social
media about how cyclos you could be cyclosporas skinny rap,

(16:55):
and most these are memes and TikTok jokes, but they
are trending enough that they are getting the attention of
doctors who say, this is of course a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Well just in case, I mean, are people actually doing
that problem. I don't think so, but just in case
there is like a Greg who has a moment of weakness.
It's well, it's kind of like how we uh at
one point, great, we heard about the tapeworms, right, wanting
one for it was a warning because there were people
selling well they claim they were selling these tapeworms that
you can get the nail that you give to yourself,

(17:25):
right and.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
They literally just like they're like sea monkeys, like they
grow and they eat your food before you eat it.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, so like you're supposed to swallow these things, and yeah,
the tapeworm works where they consume all the you can
basically you know, entire pizza and lose weight.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Because it was once.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
You and the tapeworm have done your business together and
you're ready to go your separate ways.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's the problem. You're supposed to We didn't investigate first.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, and you don't.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
You don't get to decide. You don't get to decide
when you expel it to get to some point you
crap it out. But the risk was that it could
get to your brain, right Greg, or.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Something that was a slight turn off that and how
you could get it out of you.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, like your brain already.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Maybe it did, but in the meantime it would be great.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yeah, well, some people have gotten sick. They've ended up
in the hospital for a really long time. So this
ain't the way Greg. Let's go investigate this tape worms again.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
We're gonna have to go back to coma size medic
get this because he's not eating salad.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, you guys are gonna be totally fine.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
And finally, oh SeaBASS isn't gonna like this the test.
The cyber truck appears to be the second biggest flop
in automotive history. That's according to experts.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Well, they're cool, they're so cool.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Trash cans with wheels the only one worse. Has anyone
ever heard of the ford edseel? I've heard it made
fun of it.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (18:45):
It's a car that did not did not do well.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
It's the biggest automotive bomb of all.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Wasn't it named after his kid? Like his kid name
was at all?

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Know?

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yea, it was no good. Well, the cyber truck sales
numbers never lived up to all the hype. They predicted.
Hundreds of thousands of cyber trucks would just fly off
the lot every year, but a sixth of the predicted
two hundred and fifty thousand trucks have been sold. So
what happened? Well, they're really they have eyeballs, people have
a ton of a ton of recalls, and that ugly

(19:14):
ass design are just some of the reasons it was
a flop. So sorry about that Sea Best.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm looking at an edsle on Google. It's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Look kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
I don't know what the big problem was, but I
just remember in movies like Oh the Edzel and like
Brank Wink that's the funny Joulie. I think it's so ugly.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
It's old tim It has like a weird vertical grill
right in the middle of it.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Strange.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Well, I know for Gen xers, like the car that
everybody made fun.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Of was Yougo, You Go and the Pinto Pinto.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, the Youugo.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
If you really want to rip on someone and tell
them they're going to have a crappy car, you said like, yeah, man,
you're gonna be driving a Yugo. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I never even heard a Suzuki Samurai U the Bo's Pinto.
It was always Pinto around my friend Pinto and.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Hugo because the Hugo was in movies like they would
tap the bumper and it would explode.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Was I know? They were like totally cheap, fall apart
garbage cars and stone cars.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Yeah, there was a few flops. There was the other
one that we made fun of. What's the one in
the one in Wayne's World?

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (20:12):
That No, that was that weird looking maybe a pacer.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Well, the az Tech was like also a big joke
and that was part of like a big joke and
breaking bad, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
The car I always hated was the Ford Probe.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
What happened to that thing?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Hated? That was my dream? Okay, I was just about
to make fun of my breeder sister, My sister Robin.
That was her quote. We would talk about, like, oh man,
if you could have any car, what would it be?
Totally and she said, the Ford Probe.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
They don't look great, Greg. I'm looking at it right now, looking.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
At the newer version.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
It looks like gel cat like looks like it like
the how Advil has like the capsules or the gel
caps automotive jail cap.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Like are you looking at the nineties version or the
later version the.

Speaker 8 (21:00):
Nineties ver whatever they had the headlights that pop up,
I know are cool luxury.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
You know what a ton of my friends had in
high school, the Geo Metro that those high school kids.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Those were like a Ford printo, a Ford PRINTO. When
we were freshman nineteen ninety two, my friends and I
would all sit around at the lunch table and talk
about like what cars we were going to get, you know,
when we got our driver's licenses finally, and the car
that I wanted, I know a couple of other friends
wanted to was the Honda CRX. Yeah, like those are dope.

(21:36):
Then it went to like a like a grand like
a Jeep Cherokee, like Cherokees were really cool at the time. Yeah,
But the CRX, I think was the car amongst the
front like as far as like a like achievable car.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
You know what one of my friends had that I
was Gremlin. Do you guys remember the like ll Bean Jeep, Yes,
er edition, that Eddie Bauer that was the one.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah. High school.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
My high school girlfriend got a car like a guilt
trip car from her dad, who had basically embedded her
as a kid. So he made up for it by
getting her an a Suzu Impulse and it was one
of those cars where when you opened the door, the
seatbelt went forward by itself and then closed the door.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
I thought, oh my god, abandoned of luxury.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
You can't not put your seatbelt on right. And it
had leather interior.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I remember the Isuzu Trooper.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
What was this Impulse? It was their quote sports car
and the guy was Joey Zuzu, right, yeah, it was
his name. He was on all those like David Leisure.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Oh yeah, David Leisure from night Court.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Or something.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
When I was in high school, everybody wanted Honda CIVICX
because you could trick him out like fast and furious.
There were so many aftermarket parts.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah the car, I don't get. Two cars I don't get.
I don't get. What's the one that looks like the
milk wagon? Oh the PT Cruiser Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
What?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Oh? God? Like like oh like it's.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Looks like a hot ride.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah it looks like old timy ambulance. Yeah you know,
or like.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, yeah, everyone made fun of those. I thought they
were kind of cute. No, those are losers.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
And then the other one that I don't understand the
appeal of is the Jeep Wrangler. I know, there's a
lot of love for the Jeep Wrangler. I've never gotten it. Like,
you know what I've always hated about it. The windows zip. Yeah,
I'm like plastic window loud. And then I think, you know,
that wasn't even as bad. I think when it really

(23:39):
went off the cliff for me was when everybody started
putting the ducks on the on the dashboard and stuff like,
I don't what's the what's the what's the symbology there?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
When did that start?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
I don't know, Like if a jeep start by somebody,
there was one person it was started.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
It was a COVID.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
But yeah, like why, like, so what is it supposed to?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Why a duck? Why a little rubber duck's way to
fruit it up?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
You know, jeep ducking or duck duck jeep is a
friendly tradition. Okay, it started in Canada. This is so dumb.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yeah, that's that's what.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I just really never got the duck thing. What's what's
that about? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
But I'm looking at the nineteen eighty nine Ford Probe
and that was badass.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I loved it.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
My first car was a hand me down, the Chevy Nova,
and then my next car. We got her to use
car lot and it jerked so hard to the left,
I thought I was going to die several times. A
Nissan Sentra that looked like when a kid draws a car. Yeah,
it was like nineteen eighty eight or something.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
It was.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
It's like looked like a matchbox car.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
My family had the most embarrassing car. We had the
Cutlass Supreme. Yeah, the Supreme station wagon spoked wheels.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
So my friend had a hand me down Cutlass Spreemao
was white with like burgundy velvet.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
We had been a pretty dumb one and my stepfather
thought it was so cool. It was a mini van,
but it was an old mobile. Oh, the silhouette, I
remember that. Look that thing up the old mobile. It
looks like totally doorstop, yeah, or a dustbuster.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
And then the other one it looks like one of
those old dustbusters.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
We're like cool.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
And then the Arrowstar. Those were so late. Oh, the
soccer moms had the Arrowstar. The Arrowstar was way cooler
than the oldmobile silhouette. The silhouette it looked like a dustbuster. Yeah,
and we had a white one too. Best friend's parents.

(25:37):
Did you ever say something out loud? And you realize,
oh my god, I am so stupid.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine yesterday.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
And I think I came to the conclusion that I
preferred the weekend lifestyle. Yeah. Really, they're just like, oh
my god, dude, we're already back at just the regular
weekday grind what.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
So we discussed it thoroughly. We really got into We're like.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
You know what, I think, I just prefer the weekend lifestyle.
Saturday weekend, yeah, permanent weekend. Yeah. I know. It's always different,
like outside looking in, but you look at people who
are retired and you're like, how how do you ever?
How do you ever get bored? Because you hear about

(26:31):
people who retire and within like a couple of months
they're miserable, and you're like how, But I guess you're
not in it. It always it is different when you're
in it, And when you're in it, you're old. You're
you're old, you're now you're now on a on a
quote fixed income, meaning that you know you have no
new income coming in, you're living off of whatever you

(26:52):
know you've managed to save or invest or, Social Security
things coming in like that. But yeah, it's still most
people even in retirement, you know, if they have saved something,
which a lot of people, jeez, don't. But you have
to scale back, you know, from what you were doing
when you were working. I'd be willing to check it out,

(27:15):
you know, give it a try. I mean, you can
always go back in some way, shape or form. That's
always an option for you. You can always choose to
work until you die.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Right or just be fancy and call it a sabbatical.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah that word.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I want one of those things. I gotta figure
out something where they'll hold your job for you, where
they're legally required by law.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
That can't do that. But there's there's something I've seen people.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Where they really take advantage of that that you know,
for whatever reason, they're not able to come in and
so they qualify and there's some kind of like and
they're completely some people it's legit, but there are some people,
and you know who I'm talking about, there are some
people who just completely take advantage and use it to
their advantage. You're not allowed to fire me. Yeah, I'm
on a I'm on a mental health lea leave or

(28:08):
oh I have an alcohol problem do you work. I've
never really know you to have an alcohol problem. Are
you using this? I've always said I was gonna just
you know, say I was gay, come out as gay. Yeah,
like if you're really on the edge, you know, like
of being part of like some cuts or you know,
getting fired. But but yeah, you're like, you know what,
I'm really sorry. It was just lapsed in judgment. I've

(28:30):
been on a lot of stress lately. I've been drinking
more and it's because I can't believe I'm saying this
right now. But guys, I'm gay. They can't fire you.
I mean not yet. They got to, like they gotta
pump the brakes on that one.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yeah, job protectedly and I.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Mean not just gay, but I mean yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I'm gayer than gay.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I mean checking out guys at the bus stop, gay
Christmas at Bloomingdale's gay. Right.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
So see six months right right?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
But yeah, back to the original thought. May I'm just yeah,
I'm a bigger fan. I think of the weekend lifestyle.
What about you? I think yeah, I think go ahead
and that.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I can do it.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah kind of like it. Well, I mean, look, I've
been in situations where I've been unemployed and it's not
as enjoyable as I thought it might be. No, it's
pure stress. You know, even in a situation where Okay,
I had six months to go or more on my
contract and they were paying it out, so it was

(29:29):
basically a six month vacation. And I'm very well networked.
I know a lot of people. I've been doing this
a long time, thirty plus years, and so I know
a lot of people. I knew I was going to
get a job, but for whatever reason, it's because you
don't have something nailed down yet. It creates that stress
and anxiety and you don't enjoy it the way you
should because you will go back to work. And I've
given that advice to many people who have lost their

(29:50):
jobs friends and people who are freaking out. I go, man, like, look,
you're in a good position. A couple of my friends like,
you've done a really good job of living below your means,
and you've saved some money, and you have this severance.
Whatever it was getting paid out of a contract, or
they had a certain amount of time, they already had
some irons in the fire. I'm like, look, I know
it doesn't feel this way in the moment, but you're
gonna look back because at some point you're going to
be in your car driving to your new job and

(30:12):
you're gonna be man, I really should have enjoyed that
time more.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
But yeah, when you're when you're in it, sometimes it's
hard to it's hard to see it that way. And
that's from I did the same.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
I was, I don't see you relaxing in that.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I didn't. I didn't appreciate it the way I should have.
That true.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Yeah, you mentioned an maternity leave. A friend who just
had a baby. She's getting three months of maternity leave.
The dad got two months of paternity leave.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
That's a new thing. Two months. Yeah, that's a new thing.
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
I thought maybe your is not stitched up. Maybe one month, yeah,
month section.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I would think they have to help them.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
You have to be the baby's gonna remember totally.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, that's what I it was about.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
She can handle it while you're at work.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
If she had a c section, she can't stand.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Well, there's always people around. Actually have a baby, man,
there's always there's always people around. In fact, there's too
many people around. That's why I didn't take any time
off really, because I had my parents my mom and
stepdad came in, and then once they left, then it
was my dad and my stepmom that came in. We
had my wife's parents around.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
But were they doing the work that nobody wanted to do?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Absolutely? My favorite was when you know, grandparents come over
the go Is it okay if I give them a
bath and read them stories?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
All day, all night?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, yep, yep, four next week.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
But that's what they They say that when like a
new mom has a baby, you don't go over and
be like, I can cuddle the baby while you do
the dishes. Like, no, you're supposed to come over and
do their dishes, right.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I'd rather do the dishes than hold the baby. Or
I say, you're the one that had the baby, why
am I doing your dishes?

Speaker 5 (31:55):
What Menace would probably do, which I've done many times,
is what do you want me to door dash you?
Because I really feel like i'ment over and doing.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah that's the new thing though. Two months Yeah, dudes, shocked.
Dudes get just as much. It's stolen valor. It is,
you know, like women did the work. They're the ones
that pump the kid out.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
They're the ones who are breastfeeding.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
We get two months off, Yeah, I know, I'll take it.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Oh my god, it makes me want to have a
baby just to get the two months.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Sure, I know.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Somebody you said the mental health thing, they got like
a month and a half for the mental health thing.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Then they so you're said they took some classes for
for to get trained on another job during that time. Yeah,
isn't that unpaid leave?

Speaker 10 (32:41):
Though?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
No, it's paid it is.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Is that is that like a state by state or
is that a company?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I'm not sure I think it was company. Yeah, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Somebody says, what if they ask you to prove it?
Like I said, Hey, I'm you know, I'm just I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It depends on how much you really need the money.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, prove it? Like and what to what level? I mean,
what level of gay?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I'm exactly as gay as I need to be.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Like, do I just have to touch it or oh no,
taste it? You have to go all the way?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Yeah, touching it?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Fine, I mean tasting How good of a gig we're
talking about it?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Zip?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
And someone said I just took a three week paid vacation,
and all I was thinking about was how do I
make this a permanent thing?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's the idea. I mean, that's
the way you really should be thinking about it anyway.
I mean, god forbid, you know, knock on wooden, God forbid,
something happen, you know where you can't work. You know,
you want to make sure that you're prepared, but then hey,
things work out. You don't need to, you know, pull
the rip cord on one of those type of situations
and you just get to a point where now you
have enough whatever that is for you and how you

(33:50):
want to live your life, saved up or invest it
or whatever. Then you can go take it or leave it.
That's the best place to be in sure where you're
coming in, not because you have to, it's until it
gets to a point where you go, you know what,
I'm good. Yeah, that's the goal. That's the dream. So
when you have that, Yeah, how do I make this

(34:10):
permanent thing? Well?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Can I?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah? Because I like weekends. I really act this weekend lifestyle.
Lifestyle is the best.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Talking to my buddy and we just did we decided
that was really for us. I think he came to
the right Yeah, we get it. Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie, you can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven quick break more what
he shows next. I'm the only one that goes full mouth,
full tongue like it's hard and it's solid. It's not
that hard anymore.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Do you want to take seaweed and like Gerbil cake.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
You're gonna have to give us a guess.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Pickled penis, oak gold.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Penis, show me pickled penis. Oh No, Woody show show
phones uping for you.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
You can text us check in over to two two.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Just a little side note. Yeah, everybody's got something that
just god grosses the mouth. For Gina, it's the term
skin to skin.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
To skin body we were talking about, like.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
How you know maternity and maternity paternity.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Is so disgusting. Take your shirt off so you can
have skin to skin bonding with your baby.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
I love because we're talking about it off the air,
and I love how Sammy just takes it as facts
or like, yeah, you gotta do it, No, you don't
gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Gotta do it. Let's say you got a breastfeed you
don't please show me this scientific I.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
Mean, I think there is a help but there's a
reason that doctors tell you to do it.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah, but can the concept have to.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
There's different schools of thought on these things. Sure do
have to do it.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
No, you don't have to do anything, But I like,
I do think it's helpful not just for the baby,
but for the father too, because the mom goes through
the major bonding period while she's pregnant with the baby
in the preparation, and for dads it's just like, oh,
there's a baby here now, and it's like, yeah, so
let's connect with it, acknowledge it, and accept it in
more of a way than just appearing.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
No, it says you imagine.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I said, look, can you imagine I'm trying to imagine
my dad? You imagine your father? Greg not in a brilliant.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Takes your shirt off.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
A little fifty years val. You know you should do
val skin to skin. It's bonding.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Yeah, lower testosterone.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
That's been great for society and thermo regulation.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I don't know, man, Yeah, somehow we all survived. We
have relationships with our fathers.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Without our dad's taking our shirts off.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, we bonded over you know, football or whatever off.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Really, get over here. I want.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
I'm like fourteen.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, it's never too late. I think we're too old
for skinned to skin now legally fifty old. I feel
like some of the stuff I feel was invented just
to see if they can get people to do it.
Yeah yeah, maybe, you know, sure like hare watch, I
bet you we can get people to do this stuff. Dude.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
I know magazine writers are like, I have nothing right
about let me make up something. So many things that
put out there in the world, and just this kind
of came out of the whole thing of you know,
people like kind of crapping on quote toxic masculinity.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah right, how toxic? Yeah? Oh no, so we're gonna
go the opposite. We're gonna make you skin to skin
with your baby.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Okay, depends depends.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Look, journal, I held both my kids a lot, and
I would no, but I wasn't taking my shirt off, right,
I'm going, yeah, my little muffin man and give them
kisses or giving her kisses like you know.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
But it doesn't count because your shirt wasn't.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Why weren't you d you very bare chested? Come on,
you're not a real father.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
Yeah, you were about to defend Sammy.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Oh no, I've been looking at a literal I mean
National Library of Medicine. It's a real article. It just
sounds disgusting. And you guys think the whole thing is
a joke. I get it, but I don't. You gotta
call it something else.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Get the theory. I suppose his skin Why you have
to take your shirts off?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
That's part of it.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well, it's it's kind of how the doctor needs to
see your penis even though you came into a strained wrist,
you have a broken toe. I think maybe check it out,
you know. Yeah, the medical community just perfct just want nudity,
trying to get us to the skin the skin with babies.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
You have a Haymail bend over.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
You know, I can really bond with your son, dock
with him, father son doc.

Speaker 11 (39:08):
I heard you guys talking about this, right, and I
figured maybe that's why my dad left, because we didn't
do skin.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
To skin bond.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
No, why because it's dumb. I'm glad he didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, and I never did it, and my kids are fine.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Fine.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
The doctor who came up with skin to skin graduated
from the University of Cape Town, which is ranked one
and eighty fourth in the world.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Okay, so yeah, out of like a million, that's still
pretty high.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Somebody said, why Sammy the only reasonable voice when it
comes to the baby stuff. Everyone else's ugh, baby care.
And can you imagine our parents? What about is them? Yeah,
I'm just trying to picture my dad being told about
skin to skin.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Yeah, the reaction told that.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
It's good for the baby and it's good for bonding.
I mean, did my dad do that with me? No,
because that wasn't a thing at that time. But if
in today world, if they had told my dad, hey,
this is important, we think you should do it, he'd
be like, okay, I mean, what's the problem.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Yeah, and nobody has suggested this to you, like when
your babies were born. No, it must be newer.

Speaker 11 (40:11):
People suggest a lot of dumb stuff, Sammy. Like, we're,
you know, doctors, and when you go to like these
classes at the hospital, we were talking about it. What
do you remember with the wives? How like in your
first child, you use like a wipe.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Warmer, so warm.

Speaker 11 (40:24):
When you wipe your baby's But by the second kid,
you're like if that yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, you spit on a paper towel. Yeah, I get
the job done exactly.

Speaker 11 (40:33):
Like I think there's just too much information and too
many things that your quote supposed to do.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
You'll be fine, that's true.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
You're one hundred percent right. If when my brother, who
was older than me, if he dropped his pacifier on
the floor, my mom literally boiled it. And then if
I dropped my passifier, wiped it on her jeans and
handed it.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Back to get in their mouth and then the baby's mouth. Now,
I this seems so seventies to me. Is Lama's Class
still a thing?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Well? I mean they have the classes where you go.
I don't know if it's called Lama's class.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
That's the thing. Like that seems so old school. There
are birthing classes. Is it Lama's class.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I don't think it's called. Man, it's like we don't
have Jacqueline, you know.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
You just go to the gym. We got a plan
of fitness.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I gotta go to Lamas.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah. I think the exercises are maybe they're teaching. It's
all the same stuff. You're still gonna get this kid
out of your body.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Ya Ai says Lamas is still a thing, though the rigid,
rigid patterned he he whole breathing has evolved into flexible
evidence faced labor education.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
You don't bring your your pool noodle or whatever.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
He ho.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Yeah, it's all stupid.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's why I don't do it. I'm still going to skin.
The skin is only up to like one month old,
not when they're ten years. Oh really, Yeah, then you're
off to jail. Yeah what if your dad said, let's
do it now, Sammy with your shirt. I'll take my

(42:05):
shirt off. You take your shirt off. I heard you,
let's skin the skin.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
He said it was science.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
You're the one who defended you a.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Bond or not.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I'm a sensitive man. I'll do it, Amantha.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Hoit.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Woody Show, medical professionals are perverts. I can attest. This
is nurse Erica.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I believe you to this journey.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
It's another new hour. It's the Woody Show, Woody Greg Menace. Yep,
there's Gina grad Sea. Bastis hour has a comic Con
follow up. Yeah, he went to Comic Con. He's been
going there for a number of years, talking talking to
all the people that those are his people.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I'm at home.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, it has a really deep appreciation for the Yeah. Hey,
shout out to Florida, shout them, not one, but two
residents of death row are being sent to hell. Oh,
they're doing two at the same time and just hours apart,
which the article points out is the first time in

(43:22):
more than six decades they've snuffed out multiple douchebags in
a single day. Shout out to Florida. Not super efficient
because both these people committed their crimes in nineteen eighty seven.
Damn dirt Knapp. Recipient Number one is James Duckett, who
murdered an eleven year old girl back in nineteen eighty seven.
He'll be missed. Let's go protest warm food. Number two

(43:44):
an eighty year old dude dominic something who was convicted
of a double murder killed his former girlfriend's parents. Both
losers getting the very easy lethal injection ride the lightning dog.
Bring that back. You know, I think Florida should be applauded.
They've really stepped the pace of these executions softer states.

(44:06):
You know, they're pause them or just all together abolished
the death penalty. Florida's put down nineteen of these losers
just last year, Wow, which they said was more than
double their old record, and so far this year.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
World, Yeah, their record.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
That's their old record. Oh okay, yeah for the state
double their old say, world records double their old record.
And so far this year they've already sent ten of
them to meet their maker and it's only July. So
shout out to Florida.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
They got this.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, you're doing great, you're doing great. Keep up the
great work because like you know, a person who murdered
an eleven year old girl, Yeah, I won't miss him
all good. There will be people protesting.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
They were given another forty five years, so you're.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Welcome, right to watch TV. Yeah, yeah, this guy made
it to eighty yeah, right, plenty of good, plenty good.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah, who cares free breakfast for eighty years.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
We've been arguing on this on this show, like, fine,
you don't want to give them the death penalty, we
get an island. Epstein had one. Yeah, let's say, you know,
it's an attainable thing you get, you get it an island,
and and you said them, I'm sure some countries willing
to donate one.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Dude, I found one near the South Pole that easily
you can throw. Yeah, it's it's like so remote, it's
like one of the most Antarctica. No, No, there's a
there's an island like by the South Pole that's like
so remote that you can just throw all these.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
I get what you're saying, man, but I don't think
this is quite what the island is for. The island
is for not actual, real like convicted death row people,
but it's for people who just can't you can't handle.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
We can have one of those islands.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
We have both.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah, we can have both. You can't see the island.
You're like for death row people. No, no, no, it's for
foot freaks.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
But what I'm saying is, if there's going to be
an argument against the death penalty for you know, people
who are you killing kids? As example, we always talk
about like dude, there's no room on earth for these people.
Let's just get rid of them. I'll find if you're
against the death penalty the whole playing god thing, let's
keep them alive, I guess. So give them an opportunity
to stay alive. But we dropped them off on this
remote island. You can have it all wired up with cameras.
You can even sell subscriptions to be able to watch

(46:16):
it and watch them, you know, fight for their own
you know, space and survival and everything else. We could
be making money on it as opposed to losing money
on keeping these people alive. And they say it costs
X number of dollars to house of prisoner. This is
why the system is broken. Cool, put them on the island.
Let's make money.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
That's a great say. The name of the island that I.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
Found, I think Tristanna.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, and like Britain Us there's a continent they just
found called Zeelandias. We could put them there.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, that's for the death row people, right. As an
answer to well, we don't actually put them to death,
I'm sure. Look, some of them won't make it because
they'll get taken out by the other guys. That's the
same thing happens in prison or But then this other
island that SeaBASS is talking about, these are just for
the people that we don't.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Like, yeah, right, so that they can't be trusted.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
These are the people that take their penis out in
parking lots.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Our buddy Corolla had a similar idea, calling it petiphile. Right,
oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Wasn't there some story about Australia like that.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
They were a prison island, right?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Is that true?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I don't know, it is one of the exact definitions.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
That was one giant penal colony and that's why.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
And they fed them lobsters because it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Okay, but that's one of those things that you hear
and you go, okay, was that is that actual truth?
Or is that another one of those things that you
hear about. Oh, you swallowed seventeen spiders in your lifetime,
that's not really a fact in school kids.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
In seventeen eighty eight, Yeah, I became a piano colony
for the British.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Penal, right, a penile colony so small?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, that is that why they're so tough too.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, generations of prisoners.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
The fact that a guy who murdered an eleven year
old lives to be eighty and goes to throw it
goes against everything I've been listening to about how prison's run,
because if you watch, I watched all these prisons.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, and that's another one. Yeah, like, oh, well, he's
not going to survive after doing that to a kid.
Now he's years later, he's still chilling. Yeah, how dude,
you get bad paperwork when you're in jail? You just
said through a kid man it's on.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
I know what surprises me the most is that that
at bitch that killed Selena. I'm like, how she's still
alive in prison around Elkins? Yeah, like, would anybody want
to murder her for the shine? If you're in there
for like life, She's she's there, she's in there.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Playing like softball with these But the guy who killed
Jeffrey Dahmer as an example, they didn't kill him because
of what he did. They killed him because he was annoying. Yeah,
because he was annoying. Thought he was funny. That's what
they said, legit. Yeah, So I had nothing to do
with the fact that he like murdered all these people
and ate them and you know, like yeah, they just
thought he was like an annoying an annoying neighbor.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
But I'm just like, yeah, how do you like, you're
that high profile? How you just like not get murdered?
Jared from Subway?

Speaker 6 (49:00):
It will be released, Oh yeah, he's I mean, I'm
sure they having some kind of special you know.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Isn't he for parole or something this year? Pretty soon soon? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
If I was a prison guard, I would thank the
inmates who kill the other inmates.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
They really didn't.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
There should be an incentive just want to say thank you.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah, like maybe there's an extra pack of cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Right, like maybe, Yeah, you can have a good incentive
program where you can't kill them and you can't physically
harm them, but your job is to make them as
miserable in here as possible. Yeah, like just damn near
torture them, right yeah, like without physically harming them. Yeah,
like you have them's the rules. But for for you

(49:42):
driving them nuts, you get time off of your sense,
assuming you're like a non violent offender, you're in there
for you know something, I don't know what. It would
be robbery, I mean they're still a douchebag, but you know.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Or like like you murder anybody.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I'm saying you can't murder any Yeah, you're not there
for murder, rape or something like that. It's yeah something
Yeah you stole money from your company or you know,
something like that.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
But you want to be in that prison.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Yeah it's a different prison.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's the one of the tennis courts.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah, you'd be at the prison where they put the
time like drug charges, but you're still drug charge people.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Drug charge people are still in there with like all
the hardcore dudes, right that SuDS, you know, Jeff Right allegedly.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Yeah, yeah, I have good news and bad news about
the Jared from Subway. The good news is he wouldn't
get out till twenty twenty nine, which you know, so
we have some time without him.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
So bad news.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
It's not parole. He's released. There's no such thing as
parole in federal prison.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Oh really, Yeah, so when you.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Get out, you're not in probation or anything.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Well you're not. It's not considered parole.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
You're just out.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
I mean, I'm sure somebody's watching him. He's got a
check in with somebody, right, I mean, back out under monitoring.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
I'm sure. So there's that.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Think he's gonna go back to the Subway? Will he
be surprised at how big Jersey Mikes has become?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Should John's picks?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Like, oh my god, when I left Subway was on
top of the world. They need me, they thaw some
guy out, cried Jennathy Froze in the future like idiocracy,
Like the world has changed? What's Firehouse subs? What is
this place?

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:16):
You know I watched just recently was Blast from the Past. Yeah,
that movie where they lived underground for.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Like, Yeah, so I'm assuming he will have to check in.
There's gonna because he's a convicted felon, so he's not
gonna be able to own a gun or what.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Oh wow, Let's say Jared from Subway, for whatever reason,
decides to have some kind of public presidence Instagram or
cameo or something of that nature.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Oh dude, that's a cameo on the cheap that we need.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
I'm not going to give that guy money, thank you.
What I happen to have better, happen to have higher standards.
Then maybe he's got a settlement. Maybe he's not putting
money in sex offender's pocket.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Maybe he's got a settlement he has to settle, right,
and we go, we go to the victims. It's a
way for them to get paid.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
Maybe let's just after the fact, but he's he's served
his look to society technically.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
Can you get a cameo from John Hinckley junior took musician.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah, that's the guy I tried to kill. Uh, try
to kill Reagan? Right and completely free.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Jared will be monitored when he's released. He has uh,
he'll have probably an ankle monitor. He has to register
as a sex offender. He'll keep eyes on him.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
What about a Jody Arius Cameo? Get that?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
He's you know, as again as a true crime fan.
I don't think I would want any of these.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Now, which one is that?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Who that is?

Speaker 7 (52:37):
She's the one that killed her kid? No, I thought
she killed her boyfriend. I know, I know that many
of these people, so many boyfriend. There was the woman
who had her kid like rolled him into a lake.
That's the car Smith Smith?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Yeah, who's the other guy?

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Lacy Peterson, Scott Peterson?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yeah, I get that Cameo trial. Alright, Well, we just
had Comic Con twenty twenty six, San Diego comic Con.
There's a billion comic cons. This is this is the
comic con though, right? Is it still the comic con?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Here's the thing. Comic con is a trademark, copyright already
preserved phrase the consy.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
You have to have conventions everywhere, but there's San Diego,
New York too big.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
But all of of all these things, this is the
one still, yes, Okay, like the.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
The that's right.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
The headlines are about the blah blah blah trailer.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
And so forth, which they've been now so they're going
to be staying in San Diego for a while too,
because there was like some talk about.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Maybe, yeah, they're thinking about moving.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, because of like hotel capacity or something else. I
at least twenty thirty I believe, you know, it's just
a good city for that.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
The only other bigger cities that have just hotel capacity
is Vegas.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Really yeah, but se Mass has been going down there
for a number of years talking to his favorite group
of people. That would be the nerds and the geeks
and the people who attend comic Con. And what do
we have from Comic Con twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Well, we're going to talk to a little special this year.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
We're going to talk to characters about the things they
bought in some of their preferences. So everyone you're talking
to is a costume character, which I have said before.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I like that. I like that.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Everyone's it's fun, it's you know, it's okay.

Speaker 7 (54:16):
What percentage of the people are in costume.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
Most Yeah, you got a lot of there's the hardcore
dorks who are there just to buy stuff and go
to these panels.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
But a lot of people are there for the fun
and they add a little bit.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Of the windsor play so much?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Was so this first guy, very large, very sweaty. He's something.
He's the Gray Hulk. There's you know, you know the Hulk.
He's green.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Yeah, well no, there's different ones. There's red and gray
and blue and purple and whatever. Well, he's gonna tell
us about being the Gray Hulk. Mister Gray Hulk, you
look scary and imposing?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Why is that? Because I'm always angry?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Why are you so angry, mister Grey Hulk.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Gray Hulk's a gangster, so I hate everything, the law,
the rules.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah nice?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Did you buy anything here at Comic.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Con Gray Hulk a couple of nights ago?

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Yeah, I bought a vintage poster Flash Gordon, who was
in German?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
What's Flash Gordon in German?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Friggins is dorits Chatt?

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Don't know?

Speaker 3 (55:07):
For that Flash Gordon poster? How much would you pay
for that?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Nerve crack? All right, grayhol No, probably nothing, a five
finger discount because he's a gangster. Stole it her?

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I mean was he a sober gentleman?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
He's just old. Oh yeah, an incredible improv factor as well,
taking his whole.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Costume going down to San Diego see on Monday.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
My wives are involved in this case. Vintage flash German
splash friggincy George, let's say forty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I feel like we got to check it with board
on these things too. I don't even know where to
begin on having reference. Yeah, I know it's not time
he bought a poster for anything. Fifty bucks.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
I'll tell you where to begin. You got it was
if it was a German original print Flash Gordon? This
Flash Gordon's why thirty years forty years old? Now yeah,
that's you know, there's some rarety there.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
But who cares about flash?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
But I don't like how much is a poster for anything,
like like a poster something that's popular today? Oh? Today?
What would a poster.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
The events that I go to, like, some of the
posters go for no more than that between thirty and
sixty dollars.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
And what they do is they do the same thing
they do with all these cards, is they specifically do
limited runs and special editions.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
So they build in their own scarcity.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Exclivity with that.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
I'm going to say, two hundred.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
What do you what do you think?

Speaker 12 (56:27):
Bort Uh German Seabst Was this the movie from the
eighties flashcorn or was this original flashcorn like the fifties, forties, oh, eighties,
eighties German gonsa say, one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
One hundred and fifty bucks. Yes, I'm sticking with fifty.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
I'm sticking with two hundred.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Uh yeah, you know what? Uh one seventy five? Oh no,
I mean somewhere somewhere in the middle of that, because
I think it's like maybe an inflated comic con price.
That's also true, you know.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
I'm sitting out forty five still, all right, let's find
out how much did Greyhawk pay for.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
That Flash Gordon poster? How much did you pay for
that nerd crap?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Probably something round over two hundred bucks?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Whoa?

Speaker 3 (57:06):
But worth it, right because it's flash corn in German?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Right right, yeah, right, sounds like take a dump. He
looked like it too.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Now.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
One of the other things I did this year at
Comic Con is I tried to see if I could
get these nerds to crap on other nerds, because you know,
that's what everybody with a working adult brain says, Hey, adult,
what are you doing buying sventy two hundred dollars and
dressing up like a cartoon character.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
There's like a divide, right, I mean, you're a Star
Wars guy board, but the Star Wars and Star Trek
people don't really mingle. Yeah, there's some of that where
you have your diehard Star Wars fans that go up
against the Treki's and stuff, or those guys are losers. No,
I like Truk.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
I like Trek.

Speaker 12 (57:52):
I don't understand the Doctor Who people. I don't understand
that at all. I think that's some of the weirdest
dorky stuff on the planet.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
That at all.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
Now that there's what I try to see if I
can get some of that out of people. But on
the other hand, they're going to be like because they
know if they attack someone else that they're vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
So we'll find out.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
We'll see if Grey Yeah, all right, the Grey Hulk.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
Now you're the coolest thing. The Grey Hulk and Flash
Gordon are the coolest things at comic Con. Is there
anything that you look down upon? It's like, oh, that's
kind of dorky for kids, kind of stupid.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Anything that's d C Gray Hall Rules. Say anything that's DC,
I say Hall Rules, that's an adult guys McDonald's that's
a grown man in there.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
But they're like putting all the DC and Marvel together now,
like the newest movie that's about the He's not here
for it. It's yeah, they're mixing all the characters.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Well, they've done that that years ago with the comic
books back when I was I knew that because I
was ten years old at the time and I was
age appropriately reading them.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Right, We'll see who else Sea Bass ran into at
Comic Con twenty twenty six in San Diego. It's coming
up next here on the Woody Show. Hang up, Manna,
you pissed somebody up six to six. No, they aren't Menace.
They're not making Marvel and DC mixed movies together. What

(59:15):
are you talking about. Menace is always giving wrong information
on the show. It's very concerning. Sea Mass needs to
check everything, Menace says on the show. Again, he's always
giving wrong info. I take it easy, dude, Bort.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
What's the characters in Doomsday?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Those are the Marvel characters. But I did correct the texter.
I said.

Speaker 12 (59:33):
I think Menace is confused because they crossed over the
DC Marvel comics characters and comic book form this year
with Batman Adepol.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
But the X Men characters in the new Doomsday trailer.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, that's all Marvel, that's all Marvel.

Speaker 12 (59:48):
They were just different Hollywood studios that owned the properties
for a while.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Who knows. It could be everything that Greg's ever wanted
in life on the line cars, that's whatever, and all
he would have to do is correct identify which is which? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Yeah, just we're really we're gonna upset over menaces.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Comic book news people are nuts, man, Yeah, I forget
these are losers. We're dealing with menace se Diego comic con.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Sea Bass was on the scene talking to different people.
Who's next. This is Shorty.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
She is one of the characters from Killer Clowns from
Outer Space. It is a nineteen eighty eight cult classic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
I don't think they've ever remade it except for as
a video game. But it's about these little you know,
it's it's that quirky campy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
I guess it's about clowns who kill and they're also
from outer space.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Well that's that's that's that's Shorty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
She'll tell us, and what do you guys do killer
Clowns do?

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
We're gonna turn you into cotton candy and then we're
gonna eat you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
It's a gun.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Yeah, it turns.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
It's what turns the people into potton candy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Oh that's scary. Have you bought anything cool at Comic Con, Shorty? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I got two figures from Panteon Stalking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
The hell's that? It's an anime, not shocking?

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
How much did you pay for both of those?

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Nerd craftsmen?

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Wow, it's panty and I was like the Panteon stocking.
This is panty and stock and stock with garter belt Japanese. Shockingly,
it's an anime about scantily clad school girl age superheroes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
My god, their names knee socks, garter belt, scanty brief
and panty And.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Here's the thing, what's the name again?

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Panty and and stock, Like panti is a not.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Panty, no panty an stocking.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
I think Tyler watches this one.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Yeah, about saying these sort of things usually appeal to
perverted men losers, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I forgot that Tyler watch this kind of stuff, like legitimate,
he watches it super into Now is he watching Tug
is one of those? It's like, no, I'm saying, Luckily,
I don't know. It's like a thing that like, uh,
turn on for him? Well, I mean his computer did
get messed up the other day. They said something about
the power button is all sticky and stuck. Something happened
to it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
And I think he's into splortching.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, sitting in food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
What is the sport chin that's it's uh like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Oh that's splotching food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
You talked to some of those people at one point, right,
is that the people tentacle porn? Right right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
All right? So what she did too little?

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Too little cartoon or plastic characters from the the Japanese
anime Panty and Stocking Alight, both characters both lit was
like three inch you know, plastic generic crap, you know,
stuff that's killing the environment.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I don't about. So board set the bar on this one,
all right. Anime figures you got to seabas. They were
in separate boxes, right too, Yeah, to for both both separately,
so he knows the questions to ask.

Speaker 12 (01:02:45):
Yeah, all right, so uh size on them the boxes
ten inches three inches?

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
As I just said a minute ago, I tune you
out a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Sorry, see well it happened, all right, I have anyway,
that's how we go. I'm gonna go fifty bucks for
the fifty bucks again, I'm gonna are you are you
taking into account comic con surge pricing? Yeah? Fair, also

(01:03:14):
a little inches to three inches that is really bugging me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Seventy five dollars, so she said thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
Yeah, thirty thirty five menace.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Going sixty sixty bucks. Let's find out how much did
she pay? How much would you pay for both of
those nerd crap?

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Forty dollars for both her figures?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Is not that bad and they get to go?

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
Probably what like on your fireplace or do you have
a special cabinet aside for them.

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
I've got like a little shelf in my room for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Them, that's in like the east wing of the manor
of the estate. Yes, I've got my own room on
the spaceship.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Oh back to the spaceship, yep, said, I know these things, always,
these segments always bum greg out. I'll give her credit.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Why yeah, because she's a woman, right, not a child.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
I give her some credit. She's in her probably early twenties,
so there's the first time as well.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Into his fifties.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Legal woman a shelf in her bedroom with anime figurines?
What about that is not depressing.

Speaker 12 (01:04:14):
I don't see it as depressing. I'm seeing it as
she has stuff on her shelf and she's enjoying her home.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
The things in it's okay, tribe the situation, Well.

Speaker 12 (01:04:23):
I don't see it as depressing though, Like what things
are on yourself to make you happy?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Wine? Adult things? I don't like wine? Do you read
the books?

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Framed photos? What else would I have a plant?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Okay? Uh? You know stuff that a person sounds exciting? Like,
I don't get it? Yeah, you know what I mean.
I like there are things that I like her that
I'm into that other people don't understand. Oh yeah, yeah,
So why I consider to say I don't get it.
I don't care what you do with your house. It's
a curious choice. And what about a rustic piece of
pottery with a plant and it is not exciting? Bor? Yeah, Lauren.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
This is also why the birth rates in the toilet
is because a woman of her age fifty years ago
would be I have a family. Now she's dressing like
a clown.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Years ago? But okay, great, thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
So now I'll ask her the same question. Is she
loves killer clowns? But is there anything that's you know,
Greg stupid and they mature At Comic Con, no one
knows Killer clowns matter, Space super cool whatever. That anime
was super cool? Is there anything that at Comic Con?
It's like maybe kind of not as cool the big
anime women And it's very very the very NSFW stuff.

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I think I saw they saw like they like a
little body pillows. You wouldn't want one of those of
like Superman maybe no, no, no by that table because
it's Comic Con is it's very family friendly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
How Ever, there's a little knotty section where you have
to go through the beads.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Yeah, yeah, what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
It's just not even beads.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
I just sent a picture to Woodie and Demnis and
it's a it's a Japanese clearly a schoolgirl and in
English it says a spell that makes your d bigger
and she's like lifting up her shirt. And there's a
whole like package of like these printed books and DVDs.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
And even computer games you can get.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Yeah, does Tyler of any of those?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Oh yeah, he has extra own shower today? Yeah? Actually yeah,
actually a filth on old Tyler now because I think
because his hair is all disheveled, his had is on
backwards but also barely sitting on top of his head.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Oh that's probably the guys.

Speaker 12 (01:06:29):
He had a rough weekend. Okay, like he's still now recovered.
It's been days. He's he's not even in this room.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
He said that he was just gonna go to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
But you kicked Tyler out of the production room because
he has too bad to be.

Speaker 12 (01:06:40):
Oh well no, it's more so that he sported on
his you know, his computers, so we didn't want him
in there for that anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
You know, he can work in another one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Here, let's get one more. This is from Seabaster's trip
to the San Diego Comic Con.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
And this guy he had a costume that on one
half Batman other half Superman. Super bat was his fun
little cot like this, it's a real thing. Yeah, well,
I don't know. Maybe I'm saying, did he come up
with that combination? Or is it looked pre made? It's
from Superman Batman comics.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Oh okay, that's what mean. So it's a real character
Marvel or DC DC D.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Let's talk to him and your left ear Superman and
you're right, your Batman? How did this happen? One day
I was deciding which one is gonna be, which ones
works best.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
So I'm like, just might not Hi Flige half a
yearly was a billionaire.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Have you bought any merchandise here at comic Con on this?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Klingon?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
God? That is hon.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
So you got a cling on like sword thing foam
hard pham. So that's about three foot big sword thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
How much would you pay for that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Nerd crat?

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Now that's why the birth rates are down right there,
save some broads for the rest of us.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
My mom's listening to this, is right, Well, that's the
problem is because nerd nerd culture is so accepted these days.
No one bullied this guy and getting out there and
talking to chick, so he just sits at home.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
And but Sea Bass, I feel like there's a part
of you that would agree with me that like, this
is exactly where he belongs, and I'm really happy for him.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
I agree with that definitely. I've always thought about comic con.
Is there's there over the past twenty thirty years, as literally,
Marvel movies are the biggest movie. They are now the mainstream.
There's a lot of casuals that show up. But when
you go to comic Con, you find this guy, you find.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Yeah, this is like his everything.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Yes, it's big day. I agree with this one. I'd
rather have these weirdos in society that don't really hurt anybody,
just good morning. What he show them with board. It's
not depressing, They're not depressed. It's just what they're into. Sure, Yeah,
I mean we could judge it and go like, how
how are you fifty? How are you fifty? And going
around in a great hawk suit, going rules. Yeah, I

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mean saying yeah, they can't do this.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
You can't walk among us.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Yeah, they should be taken out, and nobody said that.
I don't know why they enjoy this stuff because we
all were twelve years old at one point.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah. But also, like you know, I think the whole lonely,
you know, womanless loser thing because there's plenty of women
they're in this kind of stuff. I just don't know
the women who are into it. Are they interested in
like relationships and dudes or is it just more like
you know what I mean, more asexual. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:09:10):
I will say this guy sounds just like Aiden from
Love on the Spectrum, who dated this girl Danny, who
was very hyper sexual. Nice she was, and they were
very into comic Con.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
That's where they met for the first time. She was
specifically looking for somebody to bang.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Yeh, all right, so what are we being on with.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
If you ever watched Star Trek, especially the next generation,
they have these two handed sword things that are kind
of like staffs with spikes on them. Bad battle ax
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
You call that battle battle Yeah, battle okay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
So he bought a replica one of those things out
I mean, out of foam, whatever that's worth.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
That was his purchase.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Hmmm, what do you think bort one hundred and fifty bucks?

Speaker 12 (01:09:54):
Fifty he said, replica opposed to the real one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Yes, it's immediately undred fifty bucks up. Yeah, I can't wow.
I mean again, my original thought was like more like fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
You know what, I'll meet him halfway.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I'll do one hundred, I'll do seventy five five.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Was there paint details on this with a multi color Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Yeah, it looks it looked legit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
All right, put me down for sixty nine dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Great, that's a great bid. What uh, put me down
for seventy dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Seventy dollars all right, let's find out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
How much would you pay for that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Nerd crap one hundred hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
That's gonna go like a mantle or in the drawing
room above.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
The fireplace along with jokers head.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Odd, isn't that where you have your your flamethrower it's
mounted on the walls and that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
It was not it's in the studio studio there it is.
Check it out?

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
Has rip engineer you found that the other day by
the way, Yeah, oh they found they found a cool flamethrower.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Bon like, Oh, you were moving and you bring it
in and I forgot what I brought in here for
me just for decor because you know Greg's looks so good. Yeah,
of course is.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
This the ABSA thing or is this something else?

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
This is what Elon was doing. He was real, right,
well it's it's he shoots flamed Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
I didn't know if it was that color of smokeing
to be that was that was the CO two thing.

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
Technically they say it's more of a propane gun. Real
flamethrower would have, you know, like napalm or something.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Yeah, feel like like over like two hundred feet.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
He used it to brown the turkey that we micro Thanksgiving. Yeah,
when we had it out on the street, a.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Real flame flower you can buy. You can buy in
like the streets of Detroit and they'll shoot like a
hundred feet.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Those are designed for killing, killing the commis or not.

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
Commy probably killed some commies too.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
All right, Well, it's good to know we have that
in here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Yeah, just in case somebody goes crazy one day. Sure,
at least have some type of weapon. One more clip
here from from super Bad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Yeah, the same thing. Anything he finds interesting, right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Yeah? So yeah, is there another group.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
That's like lame?

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Right? There we go?

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Is there anything here that you see that you're like, oh,
that's just not for me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Man good Japanese call comic books reading for him backwards.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
Sometimes there's Japanese kind of books. There are sexy ladies,
any sexy ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
In your life? A sailor Moon, sailor Moon.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
I was gonna guess like Lois Lane or with a
chick from Batman or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
No, sailor Moon, sailor Moon. How old is sailor Moon?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Do I remember? I have been the scene a long
time in the show. Yeah, kind of straighting the line
between fourteen and sixteen years old?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Wow, So okay, Yeah, that's not Okay, look, I had
a crush on Punky Brewster, but I was also a
child of the same age, and a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Of girls will for like, Halloween drives up a sailor
moon and it's super hot young ladies, women, I should say,
to be more most specific. Yeah, but yeah, if you're
whacking it to the original cartoon, that's not great.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
All right, well there you go. That's uh see. Bass
brought back his reconnaissance from San Diegoo comic Con. Alright,
we're gonna take a quick break more what he showed
next second, So what do you show?

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
You got the cocaine hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Oh, it's not cocaine hot sauce. What was the thing
that Who was the celebrity Jeff that we were talking
about who had the hot sauce experience? Tom Holland, Uh yes,
Tom Holland, Spider Man. He became the first to barf

(01:13:35):
on hot ones.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Wow, as far as other people haven't his delicate English palette.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Yeah, they don't have like hot stuff over there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Yeah, now mena, yep, manday, we just got the notefka, Yep,
we got it. Menace barbs very easily.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, I don't think I would bar fuck that though
off hot stuff? No, no, yeah, what is it? Typically?
Just uh like what if you have to booze? I
mean yeah, around we called the menace reset. We've been
talking about the reset in a while. Yeah, I've still
a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
I've tried to retire from resetting.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
I've found drink. Yeah, I've found a new balance between
marijuana and drinking. So I pre marijuana and then so
I can I don't over consume alcohol, and I think
that is better for me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Less barfing in the sink, Yeah, for sure, last that behind,
you know, a plant in the whatever, even he's at
I've barfed everywhere. Yeah. Oh yeah, so here's Tom Holland again.
You know on hot ones, dude, people have cried, they've screamed,
but no one has ever thrown up until now. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Yeah, there's just certain regions where people are just not
really into spicy stuff. I was really surprised when I
went to the Philippines and I went to a grocery store.
No hot sauce in the grocery store at all in
the Philippines. Yeah, there'd be a bunch of different catchups
like banana ketchup and stuff like that, but no hot sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
I wonder how far he made it, Like did he
go to the very end in puke?

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
I gotta look that up.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Let's go, because like DJ Khaled stopped after like three.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
He tapped out. So yeah, week, I know, I remember
that hot sauce. I gave you a while ago. What
he was green and had like a little black flecks
in it. You know what you did with that? Except
we could trust him right now? That's perfect timing. Oh
my cabinets and stuff. Wait, is that the bomb one?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
No, no, it's a special like special recipe one has
a special ingredients cap.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Sason.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Uh did you get us to Jeff?

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
No, it's before Jeff was on the show. Really Yeah, yeah,
well I think it's been. It was supposed to be
to mess with Greg because it has ants.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
It's an ingredient.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Slack face hot sauce. We have one in here. No,
it's not that one.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
We've got fifty different hot sauces we got.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
We've got a bunch half the expired extreme upper heat
like I like spice to a certain degree. We talked
about that, but not where it's just like just burning
your ass off, just to burn your ass off. And
also it's sometimes I feel like, I don't know, are
you showing off? Like you get it? You love hot sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
What is it ceases to be a flavor, And it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Like dangerous people who are just like everything's hot sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Everything they put it the second it hits your tongue
and it's just like all it is is yeah, fire,
there's no point.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Well, there are hot sauce snobs the same way that
there are you know, different booze snobs, wine snobs, beer snobs,
you know, whiskey snobs. You know, you get these, you
get these hot sauce people. It's like we get it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Like Devil's Canyon, hot sauce is not the game.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
So those aren't the ones that this isn't what he
was looking for. But I did find one called the Reaper. Yeah,
there was another thing I had because you said hot
sauce cocaine. Somebody said cocaine, Hot sauce coc Yeah, so
we had while it was in the thing that we
played coming back from the commercial that reminded me of
the hot sauce thing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
That was one of the things on the wheel. If
you can't complete a tech.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
But I do have something on I do have something
on the other thing.

Speaker 10 (01:17:31):
If your cow has a wooden bumperes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
What I'm talking about. This is from Wildwood, New Jersey,
where this family they were on vacation on the beach
there at the Jersey Shore, that is, until their two
year old toddler ended up in the hospital. According to
the police, thirty nine year old Alexander T. Moles. He
was supposedly to be the adult in charge watching the
kid and his siblings while the mom took a shower,

(01:18:00):
but he wasn't really paying all that close of attention
because the two year old got into his coke stash
and overdosed, who so off to the hospital. The doctors
were able to save him thanks to Narcan. The cop
did a search of the airbnb there staying at and
they found pills, some tinfoil packs and other little plastic
bags full of drugs. You know, when you're taking the

(01:18:21):
kids down the beach, that's the other stuff that you're back.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
I don't see that as an Airbnb family, but here
we are, right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Alex was arrested taking the jail where they took this
very sexy mug shot, and they charged them with endangering
the well for a child, among other drug charges. Yeah,
that's okay. Here's another question. When does this this seventies
mustache trend die.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Full handle bars?

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
When is that over? That's been the thing with the
young bucks now for I would say that about a year,
year and a half, ye, maybe two years, I would
say too.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Yeah, the last couple of years that in the mullet
they love these.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Yeah, it can go away. Yeah, what's the what's the
clock ticking on this one? Guys just asking the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
So, yeah, it's about time, it's Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
This might be a case, the only case where you
could maybe say the drugs were in the house. This
is an arabnd. We didn't know that there was cocaine
in it. This might be the only time at work.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
But was it found in their suitcase in the arab Yeah,
I mean if it was found like some random cabinet
somewhere there's the caveat Yeah. Well, anyway, that's from Wildwood,
New Jersey, where you got thirty nine year old Alexander T. Moles,
who ended up in jail after failing at his babysitting
job after the two year old he was in charge
of watching got into his stash and odeed on cocaine and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
That is today's red nick.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I mean, welcome back. There's a story. Do you guys
ever go to camp as a kid, like summer camp? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
Yeah, time for one day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
That was like but like even like a day camp
kind of thing. Yeah, I went to It would be
like a weekend or something. I went to one of
these a y m C A summer camp. Yeah, I
went to one of those. I went to one that
the town like the local township brand. Huh yeah, what's that?
The day camp? Yeah, yeah, day camp kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
I did go to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
My mom sent me to a church camp once that
was like a week I think it was the first
time I ever did like an overnight camp thing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
It fun, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
It was fine. It was like a lot of swimming
and you know, yeah stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
I did one they had horseback riding, but I was
definitely allergic to horses, and I'm like, why are you
setting me a horse camp?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
What is it about horses that you're allergic to?

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
Have no clue, but I can't even a horse standard
got to be maybe yeah, I was randomly looking up
the y m C A Wikipedia page the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Yeah, why I drove by one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
I was like, huh really like looked into what it
was even about. He never went into one when I
was like super young, probably like in the eighties when.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
I was the kids, my mom sent me to, uh,
swim lessons at the y.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
Yeah, yeah, Venice. If you're on the Wikipedia, you probably
know what YMCU stands for, right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
Young Christian there's the y M and the y w
c A, y m c A. There's oh yeah, oh
yeah yeah, Young Male Christian Association or something like that. Yeah,
and they've been around since the eighteen hundreds. What, Yeah,
they started in Switzerland.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Manus goes down these like really random yeah rabbit holes
from time to time he does. Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Most of the time. It's like when he's high and yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
But I wasn't looking up stuff and just drove by one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
I was like, huh, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
Gona look it up and what he wanted to or
did go to space camp? He just did, Oh you did,
yeah twice, but that was a sleep sleep there camp.
That was like get on a plane because it was
in Huntsville, Alabama.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Are you a billionaire?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
No space cam?

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Like my mom my mom worked really hard and saved
up all year because it was I love the space
program so much. Remember I wrote the letter to NASA
the like you know, the Challenger thing was a huge
moment for me because I was so into the space program.
That was devastating. I remember the very special Punky Brewister
episode on the Challenger explosion. They yeah, so like, yeah,

(01:22:25):
my mom worked really hard and save it was like
her big thing, and I I went that was It
was great. It was really cool. It was really cool,
although it didn't live up to what the movie. You
guys remember the movie Space but they accidentally.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
Got launched accidentally.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, the kids were at Space camp and they got
to go like take a tour at NASA and go
sit in the Space Shuttle that just happened to be
on the launch pad, and you know, the kid's dream
was to go to space. As this little robot made
it so that the Shuttle would launch while they're in it,
and they ended up in space. I had to figure
out how to get back home.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
It really paints NASA as a bunch of bubbling buffoons,
doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Like I'm watching I go, dude, that would be awesome.
Launch me Anyway, so back to the story about the
why Police New Jersey. They have launched an investigation into
a YMCA summer camp after a bunch of the campers
got really sick and really high. Oh cops got a
call saying at least thirteen kids weren't feeling well, and

(01:23:20):
when they got there, they found one of the kids
was passing out chocolate shrooms to the other campers. The
cops are looking into the kid, but there's a good
chance that they thought it was just normal chocolate yet
just brought it from home. Parents dash right. The cops said.
The suspect has been identified. They're working on maybe some charges,

(01:23:41):
but again they're looking. But one of the moms, she
is pissed and warning there's a fun Northeast accent involved here.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Got there.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
My daughter was destroyed, very emotional. She thought she was
in trouble. When I robbed to the YMCA, it was
about thirteen children. They, for lack of better words, they
look like zombies. It was really sad. We were in
a car. She was like nip peeling over as we
were driving. She would shift her body.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
She was high on shrooms. She was no pain.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Yeah'd be super scary. If you didn't know what was
going on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
With really good day Camp. Yeah, Great Day Camp didn't
have that when I was a kid. Yeah, no, we SeaBASS.
We got a surprise for you, is it? Oh? Oh? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
You know I'm looking for as a brushguard from my
cyber truck. I I want to be able to ram stuff,
you know, without damaging the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Uh huh?

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
How did you guess what we got you dude, It's
it's not that, it's not that it's something that you
love though.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
What that is? Don't you love when people bring their
pets to work? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Yeah, because I think it's first of all, super necessary
and very clean. But the thing is, in this building,
especially this floor, I have a laminated, certified copy from
a letter from our building, you know, manager person saying
that's not allowed.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Oh no, okay, Well some people on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
The show took it upon themselves. They all brought their
pet into work today. It's Woody Show, Bring your pet
to work the way I wanted and wanted to introduce
you because you've heard so much about these pets over

(01:25:18):
the years. Well, I think I've met Chimney and Cheerio,
and this is dogs Jimmy and Churo. Uh yeah, no,
but you know Greg Ob Morgan's has gone because you've
talked about Greg's dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Yeah, I about Greg's dog. Tried to tried to suck
my blood. Here you want do you want to meet
Greg's dog, Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Yeah, here's Greg's dog? All right? This is this is Rex.

Speaker 6 (01:25:44):
This is Rex that we've heard so much about that
that's the perfect dog that Greg has ever had.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
Yes, he was a treasure and an angel.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
He was pure perfection. Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
That's a just a large.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
Yeah, that's well, that's Rex for you. That's what happens
when he passed away about ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
That was a big urn. That's a lot of is
that is it put all his kills in there as well?
It's like made of stone. I believe. It kind of
looks like a c.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
And then where do you keep that?

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
That that I keep on a bookshelf in the office.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
And his tax dog, actually.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Rex with my old phone number on it. So sweet?
There's Rex and the ashes loose in that urn. No,
they're in a bag. They're like a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
You hate to get that all over the studio.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
I want to taste it perfectly, perfectly clean, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
And then uh, Morgan brought her dog Jeffrey to me.
Jeffrey jeff nois Jeffreys two boxes? Yeah? All right, yeah,
so this is the other one. I think is is
Jeff's dogs like a Jeff's dog is.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Account you don't want to hold him? Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
You know, I I gues said, I am slightly allergic
to dogs in the actual for real life A.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Box that would you still be? Would you still I
mean there wouldn't be any dander at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Right of course not.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
It's a snort them.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Can you hold that up for the cameras?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
This is like a yeah, this is like a eight
by twelve inch nice wood box. That's the box you
were talking about? Or is that you put it in
something else? Now?

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
No, this is what they sent me. It's pretty I
don't mean to be crude, but is that all of Jeffrey?

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Yeah, I mean it's heavy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
Okay, yeah, what are they what do they charged that again?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
There's some pounded.

Speaker 12 (01:27:32):
Well it was three thirty total to get him, like
the box and the nose prints.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Okay, yeah, okay to the whole thing. That's not that's
not too bad.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
That's like fifty a whole week of working on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Yeah, and then here you have one more You have
one more pet to meet, and it's a Jeff G.
That's the one that like a.

Speaker 11 (01:27:51):
Jewelry, my little, my little Lucy.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
It's a mouse.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
No, it was a kind of. It was a mix.
We got her at the Power. She's like half whipp
it have something else, but here she is.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Whipps are super skinny. Are you jealous?

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Grays?

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
They are same box for art, I know, wow, the
same design, vines and flowers.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
So which one do you like the best to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
Bring your favorite dogs?

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
Jeff gees is the most convenient because it's four inches
by six Give the kisses you said. Greg's earned does
look like it came out of like the ruins of Pompeige.

Speaker 7 (01:28:29):
I know, I'm so into rustic pottery.

Speaker 5 (01:28:32):
It's ridiculous, but but Morgan's has some heft to it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Greg did also something class, he said, the dog tag
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
It's cute. It's really really nice. It's really well done.
Let's like it's it does the Gays proud.

Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
You can't half ass and earn with ashes.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
No offense again to Morgan or to Jeff G. But yeah,
I'll tell you the best what I ever saw my
my buddy Lucky Yates. He's the voice of the scientist
on Archer. He took the ashes from his dead dog
and had someone mix them into a full resin bust
that is above the fireplace in his house.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
That's commitment.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
And it's like, not only is it the you know,
the likeness they're all, but it's it's imbued within.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
So it's a bust. I don't get it, like a statue. Yeah, statue,
Gina got rid.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Of the exactly when someone's inducted into the NFL Hall
of Fame, like they have their bust, like.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
It's the yeah, yeah, just a statue.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
It's easy, now, Gina. True or false?

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
You can't wait for your dog to be in one
of these things. The bitch is more about this dog
that I heard her complain about anything before.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
It's the barking in the middle of the night that's
killing me. It's literally killing me. I don't because they
don't bark. I don't think I can keep up with this,
so I might have to pull No, I'm gonna pull
a Jeff g and maybe move rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah, but I thought you were bringing this dog to training.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
We're gonna puppy preschool tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Okay, but maybe need something a little bit more intense
the way I was shipped off to, like maybe a
boarding school kind of thing, one of those they go
away we talked about.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Yeah, I've talked to a few different borders and was
told she's not a candidate for boarding even.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Want to just trank it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
She's just very she's just very attached to our family.
Stop it. No, we're gonna have someone come in, but
she just she They bark to alert you. They don't.
They don't have like a spike Jeane like we do.
They're not trying to piss you off. They're barking to
alert you have stuff that I don't need to be
alerted to.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
So I need attention alert alert.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
I'm just gonna have to move to the game. Maybe I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Would never really they're the ones that don't shock. They
just kind of just kind of shake a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Or they do have ones that very little like orange oil.
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
What are they called Taurus? Are they known for this
type of behavior? These type of dogs? That's the breed name.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
Yeah, something interesting about them. So they're from Madagascar because
apparently there was a shipwreck and the ones that survived
swam ashore, and then they started like being super feral
and would like fight crocodiles, which they do not look
like they.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
I don't believe.

Speaker 13 (01:31:31):
An idea must be true.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Seas you like a good project and challenge. Went on YouTube,
learned how to like train the dog for a couple
of things, and then she gives you the dog for
like a week.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
I would never I first off, way ahead of you.
I used to love watching The Dog Whisperer, and I
would go to people's houses with problem dogs and I
would just dog whisper them, and instantly they'd be like,
why does he respect you so much?

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (01:31:56):
So you're just doing this well, not not just that,
but it's also like you don't it's it's all the
stuff he talks about.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
You don't get.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
When you come home to greet them, you are.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Like, I don't know you. Wait till you're done?

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Can I put you back up on your throat? Who
runs the house?

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Run the house? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
You know what, Mommy doesn't want to sleep. I can't
wait to complain. Give me more material.

Speaker 13 (01:32:27):
That's how great that you leave the treats by the
door and you throw them on the ground and you
say find it, and then that immediately distracts them and
they go find it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Or you'd be a man, you just yeah, you don't
give them the.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
Treat exactly, no, no, no, no, give a treat as.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Soon as you walk.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
Expect to them.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
When they don't get the treat, then they start barking.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
That's incorrect. Would you hate it's it's distracting them. It's
creating a diversion so they're not focused on you and
spazzing out. You're supposed to throw kibble on the ground
and go find it, And I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
You were supposed to be I thought you're supposed to
just ignore them.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
That is, you know, it's funny and wood.

Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
I just I watched The Dog West, but I didn't
see him throwing treats like he's just actually been.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Causan Milan's compound, hung out with them for the day.
And what do you know what he does? He just
walks around, doesn't even pay attention to and they just
follow him around like he's a pack leader, and he did.
If he stops, they stop and sit down and they wait.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
Force Yeah, I think that's true for everyone. You just
walk into a room and you ignore them and they
immediately know how to obey.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Right, Well, what about okay, so what about the idea
we send sea mass over to train the dog. There's
a next level thing. And you've probably seen this on
dog wispers.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
If they are If they are, yeah, taser, pepper spray
if they are, if they are being like nippy or whatever,
you grab him by the scruff, you throw it and
not throw them, but you roll them on the ground
and just hold him there almost like a little tab.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Actually breeds aggression in them and makes them bite more.
But again, Caesar Malan's your guy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Yeah, the guy who's been doing this for years and
literally has again.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
Like he has never had any controversy around him.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
Here's a problem, menace, is that people get successful and
then all these losers attack them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Of course, I mean, I don't know what they're teaching
it the pet smart.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
It's not smart, it's or whatever, you know, it's where.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
They do it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
But these are really these are really great. This is
specifically for puppies. So some of the stuff you're saying,
it's not going to work on a puppy. But you
know what, you're the genius, You're the dog trainers.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
So I'm just gonnall the genius.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
The genius aggressive you. It's a lack of sleep, that's
speaking attitude. We're all here, We're all here to help.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Tell I came with solutions. We're all helping.

Speaker 12 (01:34:35):
Ten minutes, I had an idea of like, you know,
let's get Sea.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
No, just like I think it's just the lack of sleep.
You're laughing out.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
Know, you guys are right. I am out of line
speak for themselves. When you go up like that, it's
not past well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
I think you know, like Sea Bass he you know
he knows how to handle a cuturus. Yeah, we've been
hearing about it for years, and like maybe he contain.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
This are theorus?

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
Can you imagine aboutwhere near a clatoras cotton claittoras whatever
that dog's call.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Yeah, next level.

Speaker 6 (01:35:11):
I will allow the dog to come in and I
will dog Oh my god, interesting that would be one day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Will you will disregard the memo from the office.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
This sounds like a plan. I would That would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
But you can't question his techniques.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
Unless he hurts my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I never have. It's not gonna hurt a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
You just said you pick it up and slam it
on the ground, and the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Dogs underwater for ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
You waterboard the dog until it's almost dead.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Eight seven forty four Wooding. If you want to call
in text us over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna take a break, then we'll come back. It
is Shark Week on Discovery, but here in the wood
Show it is narc Week. So we have another round
of card narks. Agent Sebashi out there doing the lord's
work in the parking lots.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
You can lay down the law.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
See if he can try. Like he's out there trying
to train lazy bones to do the right thing, and
that's way more difficult, I think than like some.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
I've agreed twice now I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Doesn't send a text over to two nine eighty seven.
Nark Week next on The Woody Show. The Show and
Shark Week on Discovery rolls on AB I watch any
of the nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
You never really even been into it at all, Like
ripping out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
Over Shark Week. It did'd be cool to be going somewhere,
you know, like he goes, like in Florida, you can
feed alligators, are even cool to feed sharks.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
Yeah, Like the person goes in the shark cage or
like the sharks go around it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
That's cool, or like go out on the ocean chum.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
Yeah, and I watched pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
But getting in the cage, no way to do that.
You can do that in Hawaiian I go to the
north shore there, like yeah, yeah, preg chucks don't have hands,
they can help k they got the hoopa, but they
can ram the camembertop. Yeah yeah, look at that situation.

(01:37:13):
He went into them. Anyway, it's a it's shark week
on Discovery. It is Cartnarc week here on the Wooden Show. Yes,
Agent Sebastian out there patrolling, shumming the parking lots and
finding people. Just wait five minutes, you'll find someone who's
gonna be a lazy bones and try not to return

(01:37:33):
that cart.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
And whoop loop, here comes the agent of the cart Arks.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
What do you got for us?

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
This is our special agent, Agent Robarc's going half man,
half machine.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
And you would think that if someone started talking to
you in a robotic voice out in public in the
park parking lot, you'd probably say you probably address that,
wouldn't you? What are you talking?

Speaker 6 (01:37:54):
What never happens with Robark? So but he's much more
logical even than I, Agent Sebastian. So this lady she's
got she's older, but she has two younger you know,
eight adults in the back seat.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
She just says, you know what to do? That the
handicap walk away, just a dump.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
My cart right there.

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
Can screw screw you if you need to open.

Speaker 6 (01:38:11):
Your door, because then now there's a cart in your way,
or if you've got a walker or a powered chair,
you gotta go around or go through my cart. So
Agent Robonark sees if he can get through to her,
why that's not a good thing to do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Scooped deetaly, whoop weep, whoop weep, we whoop we woo.
Did you see who left this cart here?

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Ma'am? I got it from there, I got her.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
So you think that's where they belong?

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Was there?

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
That wasn't the question? Well, I got it from there.

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
I left it there.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
When your children use that on you, do you say.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
It wasn't even there?

Speaker 9 (01:38:39):
It was knocking the handicaps.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
So I want to get off myself, take it off.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
I left it there, and so you understand that it
is a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:38:48):
Say yeah, excuse, well, that's where I found it. Yeah,
every parent has heard that a trillion times. Is that
where it belongs? Well, that's where I found it, not
the question I asked. And then her excuse was, actually
it was actually blocking the handicap spots. Why did you
get out to move it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
So you understand, I will take Like if I go
to the grocery store and there's a car that somebody
has left out like a lazy bones, I'll take that
cart and use that as my own.

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
I not only that, I'll do it cause I don't
use carts that off and I'll just take it back
with me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Yeah, I'll rehome it some user.

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
Okay, So she's she's trying to excuse is she's not
listening to the robark here. So you gotta put out
the magnet that says I don't return a shopping cart
like a jerk and apply it to their car because
magnets apparently disabled cars.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, it keeps them from working.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
You understand the problem. Then I work for the sexy
and powerful car narks magnet being applied.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
You better stop on me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
But you blocked the handicap spot, man, You need to
not block traffic. Give them on my car. Idiot, I'm
not in your car. Foul language attacted.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
So yeah, she stopped driving, got out to throw with
a magnet, said I was in her car. Somehow a
roboarchs sorr it was.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
In her car.

Speaker 6 (01:40:04):
Yeah, again, she could have just left, could have And
Jeff g saw this. Some people just don't engage.

Speaker 11 (01:40:10):
Yeah, we had a guy that just drove away like
pretended you to hear us.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
That's my recommendation.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
You don't have to engage.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
But one thing I heard a lot recently, actually I
hadn't thought about, is that the magnet is me getting
the last word, because you know, they because they they
think that first off, they think that by throwing these
excuses at the carton narks ha ha, I got him.
Then when I re butt them with the logic of
why that's stupid, like oh crap, And then they thought
they'll still keep trying. But the magnet, oh that's the
last word, and they but they stop, get out, throw fight,

(01:40:41):
you know, cuss, et cetera. Unfortunately, this lady, because she's
being loud and because she's a woman, has attracted some
male supporters, and we have a by center that shows
up to unfortunately be on the wrong side of history.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Word here, sir, I worked for the sex game. Powerful
cart narks work here? Who cares? Well, what would it
matter telling people what you're doing work? So if someone
leaves a cart in a handicap walkway, is that a
good thing or a bad thing?

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
It's none of your business.

Speaker 6 (01:41:06):
It is my business because it's the next person who
gets in at She's not trying to hit me with
her card. Luckily, I am made of robotic titanium. I'll
get you in the back here real quick, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Signing of captives save.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
On the scene, and again he won't address the the
the root cause, which is she's blocking the handicap walkway.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
She's like, what is it your business?

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
Are you classic?

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
We are you so upset?

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
I get on the wrong side of How could you
see this situation and defend the person in the wrong
Like unless you're just a total scumbag.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Like who are you doctor Phil? Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
So, not only does this guy show up and by
the way she's blocking, she's getting it out of her car,
she's blocking traffic.

Speaker 4 (01:41:53):
So second douchebag shows.

Speaker 6 (01:41:55):
Up, that doesn't make anything legal or illegal. I'm not
in your car, man, You keep saying that, but it
is not happening anything on your car. Do not be
a lazy bones enabler. What crime would I be committing?
Do you think that the police need to be called for?

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:42:14):
You don't even work here. One another, so she throws
in number her son works for the police department, so
therefore being an idiot can be I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
Asking what crime is this?

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
Did you work?

Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
You mentioned this recently? Great?

Speaker 6 (01:42:34):
I just I think a large percentage of the population
is just on autopilot, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
And they're just.

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
They're not expecting a follow up question exactly right, Like
any attempt to like insert logic into their daily like
A to B A to B and blows their brain.

Speaker 6 (01:42:51):
They can't handle it. So the second guy's here and
now again I'm trying to I'll engage with him.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
What's going on here?

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Sir? What does that matter?

Speaker 12 (01:42:59):
You don't even work.

Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
You can keep repeating that, but I'm asking you. I'm
doing it because people block the handicaps. Well, sir, she's
blocking the handicaps spot she had no I'm giving you
the fact, and you don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:13):
Damn, damn. First that guy says, you're doing it for
the grand Then that guy he pulled out some racism
on you, some racialism at least. Yes, stupid ass, stupid ass,
white ass. Yeah, which I.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
Again, everything they say is wrong, but I'll address specifically
the fallacy of your just doing it for views. Well,
just because someone is making money off something good doesn't
make it bad. You know, mister Rogers got drew a
paycheck because your second grade grade teacher didn't go to
work for free. Just because just because I just because I, yes,
I am creating educational videos and we're doing this for
the radios, does not believe. That does not mean the

(01:43:51):
principle is wrong. Like there's But again, they'll use anything
to try to drive a wedge in my Robinarts argument.
Thank god, someone on the right side of history finally arrives.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
Sure I'm a robot, I'm not wife. Thank you for
Can I get you a sticker?

Speaker 7 (01:44:08):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (01:44:09):
Tell this lady where she should.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Not leave her carts, lazy bones girl.

Speaker 6 (01:44:18):
So at this point she has driven off. This guy's
driven through. He was behind her, being stuff behind her,
but at least he's you know, he's saying, what's up, carters.
She drives blocks the fire lane in front of the store,
gets out to get on nine to one one.

Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
Oh, because again she could have left at any time.

Speaker 6 (01:44:31):
Wow, and then she and but when you're on the
fine on one and you say, hey, what happened? Oh,
he put a mandate on my car? Is he blocking
your vehicle?

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
Is he?

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
You gotta start making up some stuff or else you
look like a complete moron. Wasting nine one ones is a.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Crime exactly, although I did not threaten her.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Ever, I did not threaten her at all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
That is a lie.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
She just lied to the police.

Speaker 5 (01:44:50):
He's a fit.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
Are you putting stuff in other people's cars?

Speaker 12 (01:44:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
On okay, so you're putting stuff on other people's car.
That's not a crime. Thank you for agreeing with me.
Final robo Nark out.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
The first step, he's threatening me.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
No, she's lying. That's the thing is. It's a false report.
But will she get Will the local police see this
and say, oh we need to go after this chick?
No on her way and she'll and she'll get home
and she'll think she's right.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
I do love how Sea Bass started losing his cool,
But robot Nark came in to like calm things down.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
Well, yeah, he's half man, half machine's part human.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well there you go. Is everybody k
thank you for doing your park the world of these
lazy boat sir?

Speaker 3 (01:45:42):
What does that matter?

Speaker 6 (01:45:44):
You can keep repeating that, but I'm asking you. I'm
doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir, she's
blocking the handicap spot she had.

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
No, I'm giving you the fact. And you don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
He says he's got a surprise for me. I mean,
I think it's a surprise for everybody. If he's he's
being serious, i'd be a surprise for for everybody, all right.
I mean I can see where he says. It's, you know,
a super surprised for me. But all right, mystery guests, Okay,
better not be messing with me. Man, is this is

(01:46:22):
this really him? It is be real?

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
Uh the be real?

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
How's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
Would?

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
Dude? We're good man, I'm I'm uh, I'm surprised that
that you're on the phone. Jeff kept it a total
secret from me. He surprised us with a be real appearance. Dude,
how's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
We've been giving away tickets to the to the show
tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Yeah, we just got back in town. We were on
a run for you know, about two and a half weeks,
and this is the end of that run, going to
o C Fair to knock it out, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Yeah. Yeah, So man, the tickets, I know, they're still
on sale. You can go to pa camp dot com
and uh, you know the show with Ozo Motley, which
is uh which I didn't realize this, but they were
the morning show on this radio station at one point.

Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
They were, but they didn't want to get up that early.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Yeah, right, who.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
You I dude, I know, yeah, I was just I
was just talking the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
I think it was maybe even the Jeff We were
talking about how you guys played our ten year anniversary
party and how awesome that was. Dude, that was one
of the greatest nights of my life. Cyproscil show is
so much fun and I still can't believe you guys
did that. Thanks again for playing that show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
That was that That was our honor men. I mean,
you know, you guys invited us and it was a great,
great event. People were up for it. I mean it
was it was.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
They really made it easy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
I mean they came with the BYBA all ready, so
it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Well, you gut. I just know as a fan, man,
you guys give the people what they want. Man. It's
all the all the songs that you that you want
to hear, a couple of things that maybe you weren't expecting,
but I was. I was right up front, dude. Oh
yeah it was. It was definitely like a bucket list
thing to have, you know, Cyperus Hill play one of
our events. Is there like, is there something you guys
haven't done at this point? I mean, you did the
whole thing with the with the symphony, you played with

(01:48:12):
all these different artists. Is there like maybe like one
particular artist or one particular event or festival that you
guys would still haven't checked off your list yet.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Well, you know, we have not done Coachella yet. That's
so that's one. That's probably the biggest one. I mean,
you know, we've done pretty much almost everything except for
that that would be on that would be on the checklist.
Other than that, it's it's there's no really, you know,
a particular goal insight that we that we feel like

(01:48:40):
we need to hit. It's it's more about just keeping
on doing what we love and and making sure that
when we get out there to perform that we're entertaining
people and giving our best efforts and stuff like that,
so you know what the achievements come. When these things happened.
We recognize them at the time, but it's it's not
something that we're that we're going for. If we get
coll look great. If we don't, it doesn't make or

(01:49:02):
break us. But it would be nice to play it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
I feel like that's got to happen at some point.
What what about like stage Coach? Would that count?

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
The stage Coach and the heartbeat off the country set?

Speaker 5 (01:49:13):
Yeah, people use their mind.

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
People would love that. I'm telling you, man, at the
dip that'd be huge. Yeah, but you are playing Aftershock
Music Festival and that's massive in October and Sacramento. That's
Limp Biscuit tool.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
It's been pretty cool to see what's been going down
with Limp Biscuit. They're renaissance. Oh yeah, like they're bringing
out these massive crowds man.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
Oh yeah, they and they sound incredible. I mean we've
we've had a chance to play with them on this
On this particular run, we played like three or four
gigs with them, as well as some stuff we did
in Europe about a year ago. But they are killing it.
And you know, we've been talking Friday and I about
you know, putting a putting a Limp Biscuit cypress package.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
Oh my god, you're gonna make me finish. That would
that would be sick. Yeah, that'd be perfect. That would
be so much. I keep saying like, I haven't seen
I mean, obviously it'saw you guys at our party. I
haven't seen Limp Biscuit in forever. And you know, I
just remember like those old Family Values tours where the

(01:50:19):
whole place is going. I just saw System of Down
did a show somewhere forget what they were just playing Italy,
but the whole place spinning in circles and mashing and
doing the whole thing. The bringing back that kind of
that energy that you just don't you don't see when
you gets some of these bands and these skinny jeans
and stuff up there, standing there up there like like
that party vibe. Man is what's missing? Dude? And yeah,
you guys, you guys bringing man. It's gonna be happening

(01:50:41):
this show tomorrow night. They're at Pacific Ampitheater. Tickets are
on sale at pacampac a mp uh dot com. Be
real is on the phone from Cyde Pricill. Hey real
quick guy, I know you're just calling like a quick
calling here. What is the song? I mean, as a fan,
we all have our our our favorite songs, but like
you know, you're doing this, you know, night after night.
What's the song that you guys do that you still

(01:51:02):
get just as pumped doing today as you ever have?

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Pretty much all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
There's not like one stands on. Dude, Yeah, I can't wait.
You see it on the set list, say do when
we get to this, one's going to go off.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Well, look, you know a lot of people would think
it's it would be insane in the brain or kill
a man or something like that. But for me, it's
it's more about a song like Doctor Green Thumb because
Doctor Green Thumb became like one of our cult anthems,
you know, like for our fan base and stuff like that.
It was a single. Sony didn't necessarily want to put

(01:51:35):
it out as a single. They wanted me to change
the lyrics because you know, we was still taboo on
radio then, and you know, they felt like the beat
was like an insane in the brain type of thing.
So can I lighten it up and I didn't, you know,
I stepped to my guns. I said, no, you already
got insane in the brain. Let's take a chance on this.
And it became an anthem that pops off everywhere around

(01:51:57):
the world that we go. And it wasn't something that
we expected because you know, radio at that time wasn't
really supporting it that much. So that that song, because
when we see the pop off, it's just as it's
just as energetic as it Insane in the Brain or
any one of our big songs like that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
So, dude, I played stuff that I know that nobody
else has ever played on the radio, Like I played
a hand on the glock one day here on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
I didn't do my own edit of that one even
just even get it on the air, you know what
I mean, anything from Black Sunday, dude, But that was
like that was that was one of those records for me.
You know that that's part of my that's part of
my come up. You know that's the one you wore.
Oh my god, I wore that thing out, dude. Be real.
I so appreciate you calling in man. We love you guys. Yeah, Man,

(01:52:43):
have a great show tomorrow night. I'm so jealous of
somebody who's gonna be able to be there. That's a
school night for me.

Speaker 4 (01:52:48):
Dog So.

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
But dude, get real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
I just want to any Spanish speaking fans out there
and anyone that just loves music. We just put out
our Spanish album. He got a couple of days ago,
all in Spanish, all new songs. It is crracking, So
you known't make sure you check that out. Everybody that's
a Cypresshill stand up there.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
There you go, well we certainly are. Dude, be real
from Cypress Hill. Everybody, Yeah, thank you, love you man.
What a great surprise Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
Show.

Speaker 8 (01:53:21):
I like.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
Real from cy Priscil just called in before the break.
That show is at Pacific Amphitheater tomorrow and congratulations to
everybody who's won those tickets here on the Woody Show.
All right, eight seven seven forty four. What he is?
The phone number you can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. We always like these

(01:53:44):
tips and tricks. Don't call them hacks. Don't call them.
That'd be the wrong word. That'd be the wrong word.

Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
You'd just be doing it if you're an idiot, right, you'd.

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
Be doing it wrong. A McDonald's employee with some helpful
tips that she is handing out to help people gave
some money. She posted vide on social media. These are
her best tips. All right, okay, so the poor man's
Big Mac can save you some money. You can order
a Big Mac for half the price, kind of if
you order a mcdouble with no ketchup or mustard, but

(01:54:14):
you add the Big Mac sauce and tell them to
put the because you can do on the kiosks, you
can do you can customize the order.

Speaker 4 (01:54:22):
We've got a thing of Big Mark sauce in this
studio right now.

Speaker 2 (01:54:24):
M Yeah, and then you got like a little mini
version of the Big Mac for a cheaper price. You
would think like they would know, right yeah, and they
just wouldn't be able to quote do that, Like we're
not we're not able to accommodate that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
But do they really care that people working there?

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
No, I'm saying, but like the people who you know
come up with the software and you know what you're
able to put in there, you would think it would
just automatically make it into a Big Mac.

Speaker 5 (01:54:48):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's not like you
said they were missing the what did cheese? The lettuce?

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
Maybe the extra extra bun, Yeah, the extra little layer
of the of the bun. So the multiple tip can
save you some money if you really will. You gotta
work for this one, Greg, you'll hate this, Okay. So
you get multiple McDonald's accounts that first, and then you
circulate through them and you log out and log back
in to make a McDonald's water So you can like

(01:55:17):
double the deals through the app and then and then
use several to add up to you know, one big.

Speaker 6 (01:55:23):
Order, or you can just pay the extra six bucks
and move on with your because yeah, a lot of
the deals are one time, one day only things.

Speaker 4 (01:55:28):
Yeah, like a freezing There.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
There's the whole folded egg versus the rounded egg. There
are two types of eggs. I deal with this frequently
actually for the breakfast sandwiches. Well what do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
Well, it's it's like the round ones.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
That's the fresh cracked one.

Speaker 6 (01:55:42):
Right right, which is true, and they have Nature's cream
in them, which is nice. But the folded eggs are larger.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
Oh but is it like fluffy?

Speaker 5 (01:55:52):
But that's the thing is that, like I hop where
they add like pancake batter and stuff to it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
I don't think they're going through all that trouble. I
might be wrong, flour, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
So you're not getting more egg though. Is it just
more surface or is it the folded one? Okay, I
see maybe why you would be getting more egg because
it's not like it's a cracked egg and they make
it into that. It's just that that that egg, you know,
like what they call it kind of stuff, I mean
liquid eggs.

Speaker 4 (01:56:16):
Let me looking up because I'm pretty sure it weighs
more too.

Speaker 5 (01:56:18):
But all right, Yeah, they add milk and modified food starch.

Speaker 4 (01:56:22):
In the folded egg. There you go, it's so good
and fluffy.

Speaker 5 (01:56:25):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:56:25):
Yeah, they're the people like trying to make a big
thing about this powder that Starbucks adds into their their
frozen something drinks. Yeah, but they're they're they're trying to
get people to you know, yeah, to say that it's
giving people cancer and all these other things, like you know,
I don't even know anything about science, but I know
that's not right.

Speaker 4 (01:56:46):
I'm sure it's the same stuff SMOOTHI King's been using
for decades.

Speaker 2 (01:56:48):
Yeah, so they they were showing, like the employees putting
a bunch of it into one of the blenders and
then turning the blender on and it creates because the
heat it like binds it or something it like, you know,
it makes it so it becomes like a putty almost
like it looks like I'm also look like silly puddy.

Speaker 4 (01:57:03):
You want to play on a smooth, consistent milkshake or something.
It's all icy and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
And so then they take that stuff that they were
so worried about and they say it was so toxic
or whatever. They then dump it into the sink. You know,
they're the Starbucks and they're using their bare hands to
like move it around. Stuff. If you're so worried about it,
you wouldn't be playing with it with your bare hands.

Speaker 4 (01:57:21):
Oh dude, I finally figured out what protein you're supposed
to have, you know, because everything's protein this protein that,
But like how much are you actually supposed to have
per day? And it's by your weight.

Speaker 6 (01:57:31):
Yeah, it's like like if you're two hundred rounds of protein,
that's if you're body building, that's that's.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
Yeah, that's what people throw around. I'm just like I'm
not bodybuildings. See everybody getting these uh you know the
water equation. You divide your weight by two and then
that's how many ounces you drink. Yeah, what I got,
no way blown. I didn't know this stuff. Back to
the McDonald's tip. So the folded egg or the rounded

(01:58:01):
eggs two types of the different breakfast sandwiches. If you
get like the folded egg like the ones they got
on the on the biscuit sandwiches and the mcgriddles, which
I love, those are the pre made eggs. The rounded
egg like the one that goes on the McMuffin, that
is the fresh cracked egg.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
I always thought those just came in like a long
like log cylinder.

Speaker 4 (01:58:20):
They're just happy to hear this, Yeah, a cylinder of egg.

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Yeah, well they weren't. They certainly weren't doing this when
I worked at McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
Weren't fresh cracking.

Speaker 2 (01:58:28):
They weren't fresh cracking. They weren't.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:58:31):
I thought they could just cracked them into a ring
or something not when I worked there.

Speaker 6 (01:58:35):
Really, Yeah, I think I'm thinking of the scrambled eggs,
which is what you get if you get like the platter,
the big ye.

Speaker 2 (01:58:41):
But even those weren't, like, we weren't cracking eggs back
there for that it was just that that liquid stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:58:47):
And were you also not you know, Frankensteining together certain
orders to replicate a big Mac when it wasn't really
a big man.

Speaker 2 (01:58:54):
We weren't doing that. But people will come in for
you know, different things, you know, put the big Mac
sauce instead of the tartar sauce on the fish sandwich.
Oh yeah, it was like it was like a thing
or we didn't have like at least when I worked there.
I worked there in nineteen ninety four. Oh, very briefly.
As we've discussed, and this is before people are really

(01:59:15):
trying to do like the mcgang bang, yeah, oh yeah,
and the things like that. They weren't trying to do that.
Although when I worked there, the busiest night of the
week was on Thursdays. I want to say it was Thursday, yeah,
because they had thirty nine cent cheeseburger night.

Speaker 5 (01:59:29):
Oh damn fire and so.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
Cheeseburgers were thirty nine cents, yeah, right, thirty nine cents,
and like everybody'd be bringing their families there and just
getting a billion cheeseburgers.

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
There was no limit, not that I remember, like whatever
twenty bucks can get me, yeah, not that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:46):
I remember and the other thing that this woman is
saying that you want the fresh hot fries. You've heard
this before you order the Yeah, and they're guaranteed to
be made fresh.

Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
I don't care that much.

Speaker 2 (01:59:55):
Here here's the thing. I think you won't get salt.
But here's what you're risking. You might could spit because
I think it just makes you seem annoying because it's
not like you can't have salt. The employee knows what
you're doing, and so I think you're I think you're
risking having your food messed with.

Speaker 7 (02:00:13):
And I think the safe to say too, the fries
haven't been sitting around that long.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
No matter what. Yeah, exactly, sometimes you get garbage fries
if you go there kind of like a slower point
they have been. They're not as like crisp, they're not
as you know, they kind of seem just I don't
know room temperature to me. But if you're ordering them
with no salt, because I remember the hopper like where
you dump the fries into, that thing was always caked
with salt. So if they took the fries right out

(02:00:38):
of there and they just dumped them right in and
then scoop that you're still getting a little salt in there. Yeah,
but I think you're asking. I think you're asking because
you seem kind of annoying. If you're the person that
can I get the fries nost we know what you're doing. Yeah,
just to just ask. I'm willing to wait a couple
extra minutes if I can get some that are like
just directly out of the fryer.

Speaker 5 (02:00:54):
I think that in general food service people appreciate your
honesty because I had a girlfriend when we go for
Mexican food, she go, can I have a margarita on ice?
But the ice on the side what you get?

Speaker 9 (02:01:03):
Like?

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:01:06):
Yeah. I like the people that it's like when they
order the they think they're really getting a ton more. Yeah,
you know, like the ca soda no ice exactly like
you are getting more, But is it that much more
than two cents?

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
Well for the restaurant, That's what I'm saying. Like they
don't care either.

Speaker 4 (02:01:22):
Well that that was the thing for the longest time,
and now we have these m QR codes.

Speaker 2 (02:01:25):
Right, we're just talking about the QR COT thing.

Speaker 4 (02:01:27):
Why do we have that?

Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
Because people using their own cups or they're asking for
water and then they're wee's in the freeze, juice in
the juice as.

Speaker 6 (02:01:38):
I still think they're making a mistake with this, because,
like you said, it is sodas are the highest margin
thing for any restaurant.

Speaker 2 (02:01:44):
But why is that a mistake?

Speaker 6 (02:01:45):
Because you you're creating more ill will than you are
stopping bad actors.

Speaker 2 (02:01:50):
But I don't even really think. I don't think twice
about it. If I go into a place where it's
all behind the count Chick fil A, they don't have
soda fountains just out where you do itself served. It's
behind the counter. They say we would you like to drink,
and they do it for you, and if you want
to refill, you can come up and get it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02:05):
I think that's more annoying than the QR code. Really yeah,
I think.

Speaker 5 (02:02:10):
People just want the path of least resistance.

Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
And I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (02:02:13):
I wouldn't think or me it's like, wait, what are
we doing with a QR code?

Speaker 4 (02:02:17):
Totally literally takes two seconds. There's a little scanner right
next to the machine, turns it on and then you
use it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Yeah, example style machines on the cruises they have to
chip in the cup. Its not a big deal. You
paid for the cup, and it makes the machine work.

Speaker 4 (02:02:32):
It's better than going to the counter and then you
got to wait for somebody to come by.

Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
And would you mind removing your lidding to show and
they go back.

Speaker 4 (02:02:38):
There and then they disappear. You know, it's the best
not having to deal with any of that and just
getting what you want.

Speaker 2 (02:02:43):
Yeah, well, it would also be the best if people
just wouldn't be you know.

Speaker 6 (02:02:46):
I don't think there's that many people doing it, though,
is my point. I think I think there's a very's
a tiny percentage of people that are stealing. Look, I
did it when I was a kid, but I think
there's a tiny percentage of people that are stealing sodies.

Speaker 4 (02:02:55):
To be honest, I think it's more for the overflow
part of it, of like people spill soda, like overflowing
the cups because it'll stop, you know, it'll stop the
amount of soda.

Speaker 2 (02:03:07):
Yeah, I mean that was one of the things that
we would do to fill the cups up because you
always had like the fizz on the top, yea, and
to make sure you just get like like keep flowing
overflowing overflowing over, and then you know, until it's fizz free, right,
foam free? Yeah, so god knows how much soda you
were blowing.

Speaker 4 (02:03:23):
Yeah, that's the worst though, Like when your cup is
filled way too much, runneth over Yeah, and then they
put they put the lid on it and they put
on top and then it just explow everywhere. Yeah, this
is one of my they're not they're not sure changing
me right, No, God man, it's the worst.

Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
But you know you're so right.

Speaker 7 (02:03:42):
If if if the person said to us, Okay, what
you want to do is take your QR code, we would.

Speaker 2 (02:03:48):
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(02:04:31):
us there at the Woody Show. Yeah all right, Greg
Gorey parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 7 (02:04:36):
Yes, life is sexually transmitted.

Speaker 2 (02:04:42):
Life itself. Yeah, exactly. Greg's parents have had sex twice,
two times in their lives and their entire life. That's it.
That was, and there was nothing funky, nothing kinky about it.
It was just straight missionary.

Speaker 1 (02:04:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:58):
No four play thing like that. Can you imagine?

Speaker 7 (02:05:01):
No oraling, No, no sexy lingerie. My parents aren't like
Sammy's parents.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
It was just like, yeah, let's make a baby, let's
do it. Yeah, put a baby in me, Yeah, put
a baby in put a baby in me. We'll name
it Greg. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for giving the show some of

(02:05:29):
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love to
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back around Wednesday. Have a great day.
S M D double M. I quit this bitch,

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