FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 29th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
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Speaker 4 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning, all right? It is Wednesday,
midweek this far It's good. July twenty ninth, almost at
the end of July. Here is twenty twenty six. We
are The Woody Show, Woody, Greg Menace, Gina, We got
Sea Bass, We got Sammy. There is Jeff G. Morgan

(01:05):
is here our associate producer. We got dumb Ass Tyler.
We got vonn Our video producer. We got bored, We
got Menji on the job today. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four. You can send us a
text over to two two nine eight seven. Busy week
for Sea Bass and the cart Narks. It is narc
week here on the Woody Show. How much justice to
be dispensed? I know, and no shortage of people to

(01:28):
try to dispense it too. Sadly they keep on multiplying,
although I do hear more and more people, even relatives
who I have had no idea ever listened to one
bit of this show, and they were really warm, like
like uncles that I barely speak to. Or don't get
to see except for like, you know, special occasions.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
And they don't want to run into the cartnars.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, they'll tell me like, dude, you've got me putting
carts back after listening to the show and cart narks
like looking over their shoulders.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
I knew twenty years ago. Who No, I'm not in
town right now. Still tell me I'm scared?

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Ye yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, they were lazy losers. They never thought about it.
It wasn't it just wasn't a conscious thing. It was
just kind of like this mindless But now they're mindful.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Like if you don't think about it, well think about it,
which is.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The whole point. And now they are, so it has
been a successful campaign. Think about it, exactly about it.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
That's why he made that song.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
July twenty nine, today is International Tiger Day. Okay, dude,
I did see one of those big Cat videos where
this guy, I guess he had rescued this this lion.
It was a lion when it was a cub and
this lion who's now full grown a doll. This this
is a big bitch. She's huge and he was like

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walked into the enclosure and she freaked out. Like was
like kind of whining and crying like it was the
coolest thing, like happy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guy put put
two paws up on this guy's shoulders and then put
her head down like it it was like to show
you this video, I'm like, dude, I would have crapped

(03:02):
my pants even though those things, because man, when this
thing stands up, you're like you really you really kind
of get an idea of just how big this thing
need to.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
Be pretty confident in the like, hey remember.

Speaker 9 (03:11):
Me, I.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Hope you remember.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yeah, just some old footage of the Bengals games. I
know your family do, and uh they were showing these
just have live tigers chain.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I'll tell you. It's a National lipstick Day. Let's
gett gnarly Day. A couple of food holidays. It's National
Lasagna Day, Yeah, lasagna, and then today's National Chicken Wing Day,
which which I'm all about celebrate both.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Speaking of food, do you guys this is a weird question,
but in my world that's the case. Do you think
of restaurant owners as celebrities in a weird way?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Here goes another Greggry random thought.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, so there's a little board everybody.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
There's an Italian restaurant that I like right near my
play and the owner is this old lady. She's got
to be like eighty, and she's inadvertently hilarious, like she'll
seat you at your table and then she'll say, we
have some really good specials tonight. I don't know what
they are, but they're good. And then the other time
we were there, she walked by and held out this
tray of like garlic bread with this marinera dipping sauce,

(04:20):
and I thought, oh, she's gonna give us a spread.
And she puts it down on our table and says,
you guys should order this. It's really good. And then
she brought to another table. So she's totally funny without
trying to be. And then I saw her at the
store and I'm like, oh, that's the Italian restaurant owner.
It's almost like, you know, restaurant owners are celebrities.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Did you say something to your No.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I didn't. I wanted to, but you've.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Never had that, like if you go to the restaurant
and like it's the waitress whatever, but you see the
owner even in the restaurant's like.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
He's here, right, And then they walk around in Shampans.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, there's the owner.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think if there was a place called Gregg's super
well known in town, like everybody, like you go to
Greg's Barbecue and Greg is there, that lends itself more
to But if it's just like whatever it's called, and
the person happens to own it, you could even you
can't you can't name them, yeah, you know, other than
knowing that they're the owner, or they're the the face

(05:18):
you know, you get those those really great local TV commercials,
or it's the owner of the businesses doing their own
TV commercial first celebrities.

Speaker 10 (05:26):
Yeah, I mean, there's one restaurant owner that I follow
on Instagram. His name is Andy Newin and he's the
one that opened that Sonic Cafe in Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
He also opened the.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
Ninja Turtle One and Santa Monica, and he opens trill
Burgers all over and amongst amongst other restaurant people.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
He's like famous. Do we know a famous restaurant owner
named Mike Kathlin. Oh, yeah, like the show Killer. He's
a huge. Yeah, he's owner of the Sunshine Grill Cafe.
He's still Edison, New Jersey's still has, yes, really good food.
The food is legit. He has running it for him
because he's wildly incompetent. He does have a really good guy.

(06:07):
He's got a really good guy in the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, and he's very friendly, like when people come in
and stuff. Like again, we've always said, like Mike was
a great guy to just hang out with. Nice, nice guy. Yeah,
I wouldn't want him programming my restaurant. And Mike, if
you're listening, we love you.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
And then on the opposite end of that spectrum, almost
people are kind of famous too because where I grew up,
everyone's like, oh, did you see that guy who you know,
the guy who rides that ten speed and.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Everybody knows, Wow, everybody knows there's that weird ass. Have
you ever seen the weird ass woman that uh, well,
young lady who is in our area. She looks like
she looks like from Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow,
dude off off to find.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
There was this one guy in our town. We called
him no Shirt because he would walk the entire town
with no shirt on and uh he like, I don't know,
he was a homeless, but he got in a motorcycle accident.
So he talked kind of slow, but.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're talking about how weird he talks about he had
an excellent an excellent accent. I got my bizzel line
and I'm it was just funny, like under in the context. Yeah, yeah,
he talks all funny. That was pretty funny. We had shuffles,
the dumping bump. It was outside of our radio station.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
He would lean against walls and poop.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, so he was knowing that and he would shuffle
really slowly across the streets.

Speaker 11 (07:41):
They shuffles, the dumping bump. He's talking birthdays.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
This shimm We won't sit because she was like shim
and you know, we don't do humpy birthday. Who Josh Ratner,
who is Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother.
He's fifty two years old today. Dak Prescott from The
Cowboys is thirty three. Will tweeted Quill Gordian stand by

(08:12):
Me Star Trek the Next Generation. He the Friends of
The Woodie Show of Corey Feldman and Jerry O'Connell. He
made many appearances as a version of himself on the
Big Bang Theory. He's fifty four. He got Wayne Morris
from Boys to Men, very close friend of Joe Coyane
Yanie Morris, who's fifty three. You got Geddy Lee from

(08:34):
rosh Rett who is seventy three. Tim Gunn another another
favorite of Greig gor seventy three today make it Worse.
Also seventy three is a big day today, Ken Burns
the documentary filmmaker. He did all those like historical docs
on baseball in the Civil War at bud jillion other things.
Also seventy three. Your porno birthday today is Hunter Maverick,

(08:59):
and today's birthday. A boy has seen more back doors
than a home inspector two and forty two find adult films,
including Banging in the Bayout. He was also in Little Pink,
Twink Hole, Oh Hoile to Pop and Topped Cherry, And
he was in Bang Me Out Before You Go Go

(09:21):
He was fantastic and I'm straight, but I'm queer for beer.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
He was in Rectal Ramming Volume one. Help my Boyfriend's
at bottom, but so am I?

Speaker 7 (09:32):
Oh no?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
And then who can forget his unforgettable role in Jizz
Wizards for the Doors. Yeah, that's a hunter. Hunter Maverick,
who's forty nine years old today, Metroporto birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
You're on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick
break and we've got some more wood Show for you.

(09:55):
Next hang on show. What's up?

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Podcast listeners?

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(10:40):
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(11:03):
Show podcast The Woody Show.

Speaker 12 (11:05):
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Speaker 2 (11:07):
There's sixth for a book. There's something were over them.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
They're cuckoo, they're liars, they're cheats, they're sick people.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
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seven seven forty four Woody texts say whatever you got
our check in over to two two nine eighty seven.

(11:37):
We check in with Gina Grad. She's got the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
Well, the sixteen year old shooter who killed two students
and two teachers at Alipachie High School in Georgia. He
was sentenced yesterday to life in prison without the possibility
of parole.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Dude, you are so young. You're going to prison for
the rest of your life with no possibility of parole.
That's it. Have fun with that.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
You're gone yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
During the sentencing, the judge called the shooting deliberate, contemplated evil,
and said the shooter was proud of what he had
done rather than sorry for his actions. The judge also
showed writings from him saying he wanted to quote make
history and be remembered for the pain he caused. The
defense lawyers for the shooter argued that the shooter had
a bad childhood, you guys, and his sentence should be reduced,

(12:22):
but the judge was not buying it. This was the
first time in Georgia history that a student carried out
an attack on a school, and the judge wanted to
make an example of him, so example made well. American
Airlines came to a screeching halt yesterday at all United
States airports after an IT issue led to a big
ground stoppage. American Airlines described it as a technology issue

(12:46):
briefly impacted connectivity.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Like you always say.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Yeah. Services were eventually restored, but it was a huge
pain in the ass for people who were trying to
get somewhere.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So that sucks.

Speaker 8 (12:58):
And San Francisco forty nine Ers head coach Kyle Shanahan,
he's clearing up what really happened during that big car
crash she was in a couple weeks ago. So Shanahan
said he was responsible for the July fourteenth crash in
Palo Alto after his phone fell and he briefly took
his eyes off the road trying to grab it, and
he says that caused his tesla to cruss into oncoming

(13:19):
traffic and hit another car.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Put an autopilot, Yeah, isn't that what they do. That's
what it's for. Yeah, you drop your phone, you can
put it in an autopilot.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
Like we mentioned before, the crash left Shanahan with a concussion.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
To have a game plan coach, thank you.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
Yeah, broken nose, broken hand, facial cuts that required forty stitches.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
It was lost an eye. Oh wow, I was reading
a report about that yesterday. It's crazy. Although it would
have been really cool in the sidelines with that patch. Yeah,
but I got the empirate. It's illegal to be on
your phone, So why would that happen?

Speaker 8 (13:50):
That's a really good question. Well, here's the thing. The
initial police report blamed the other driver, so sounds like
maybe they were trying to do him a little solid
at the beginning. But he says He wanted to correc
the story because he didn't want the other driver, this
twenty one year old chick, to get blamed for something
she didn't do. I was driving with a friend in
high school who dropped something on the ground, and she
was driving and took the entire wheel with her when

(14:12):
she tried to pick it up, and we hit another
car easily. Like people just don't think when they're driving.
It's insane.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
But I think we've all been guilty.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Of that, right, taking the whole wheel while you pick.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Well, no, not that, but I have reached into the
like the passenger side floor just.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
To pick something up, especially if this story yesterday, I
forget where it was. But this this woman just following
the directions of the GPS, like driving on the train track.
She pulled up to the light rail station. Yeah, and
the light rail security is like, hey, hold up, where
are you going. She's like, oh, just filling directly, get

(14:48):
dumb bitch, Like I got seriously though, Like how they
don't need to be very well, there's no road in
front of you. It's clearly just train tracks. Driving on
the tracks, and you're a coaching the station. Yeah, and
you're still driving and that the security guys waving his
arms and she rolls the window down, like, uh, yes,

(15:10):
can I help you? What?

Speaker 8 (15:12):
What's problem?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh god, that's what people are too dumb to live.

Speaker 8 (15:16):
Yeah, that's one of the famous Office episodes when Michael's
following the GPS into the lake and do I keeps
going Michael, it can't mean that.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
But we follow whatever it does. We're idiots.

Speaker 8 (15:27):
Well, La Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert and singer Madison Beer.
Oh guys, they're officially engaged here of dating. The couple
shared the big news on Instagram, with Beer writing meet
my fiance, along with photos of her of Herbert's romantic
proposal and the outdoor set up look straight out a movie.
I don't know if you saw these pictures, but dear god,

(15:48):
they're gorgeous. Beer's mom also celebrated the big news that
she called the most incredible compatible, meant to be couple,
and of course congratulations pured in from everybody. Now her
just needs to get his first playoff win, and he's
all good.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Look I think he's all good anyway.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Yeah, she's pretty hot. I don't know, I couldn't name
a medicine Beer song of.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Him she Honestly, I didn't know she was a singer.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
I thought she was.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I don't know what she did. I've heard the name
before and I've seen her. I go, oh, yeah, she's
she's pretty. She looks like a like a younger Sophia Vigara.
I can see that it has a resemble. She looks
like she could be like Sophia Vigara's daughter.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
And in some pictures like Sophia Vergara morphed with Megan Fox.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Yeah a little bit.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
What was that clip from Barstool that you were playing, Jeff.

Speaker 13 (16:34):
Oh, they were talking about how they don't understand why
everybody's clowning him and saying like, how did he end
up with her?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
He's the prize. He made two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 13 (16:44):
Million dollars quarterback in the NFL, which is yahy.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Why is he the winner? She's the winner? Yeah? How
did he pull her? Why are people being like key pulled? Who?

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Right?

Speaker 14 (16:57):
Justin Herbert is the most eligible bachelor in America. He
is a six foot six dream boat with thick, wavy
surfer hair. He's making a quarter billion dollars. He is
the star quarterback in Southern California. He's in the sexiest
and most impressive leadership position in all of athletics.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Who is a more eligible bachelor?

Speaker 14 (17:22):
He's dreamy and like an of course, he is the
pinnacle of men.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, I mean, I get it. You're trying to bang it. Wow, dreamy,
I means right, Like, where's the confusion it could have been?
He just has a quarter of a billion dollars and.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
Fan Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Well, a former Jeopardy champion and certified weirdo. This guy,
Joseph Joey Dessenna. He pleaded guilty to two felony counts
of secret peeping after he admitted to putting hidden cameras
inside the bedroom and bathroom of a vacation rental in
North North Carolina. Prosecutors say the cameras were disguised as
USB wall chargers. Guys, so check those out at your

(18:04):
next to stay.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
So he's not going to be back for a Battle
of the Champions.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
No, and this purf put them up there so you know,
you could, like yank, get to the videos that he
was catching.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I know it's not accurate, but one of those things.
I just assumed that all arabbnbs are spying on you.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Too, with like bathroom cameras and shower cameras, and they're
they're videotaping you banging, like doing vacation banging. Just assume, yeah,
that it's happened. I've never stayed in one, nor have I.
I can't see. I can't see that I ever will.
I don't like the idea.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
I don't like.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I told you, I don't like the idea of staying
at somebody else's house, even people. I know, Yeah, these
are vacation rentals.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
They're not people's houses.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Cool this Hilton on it.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
I have stayed in someone's house that they did have
to like skidaddle out and left their house kind of messy,
and it was all their family pictures were up and
it looked like children of the Corn and that was creepy.
But in general, they're vacation rental and I.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Do know, you know, like cruise ships. Every once in
a while there's a story about like some employees. Yeah,
every once in a while.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
It feels I always think the smoke detector and hotels
is a camera. But it doesn't stop me from doing
salacious things, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, random mass public bathrooms have cameras.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
I wonder, I wonder how many we've been in and
I had this is so weird that this came up today.
I had a dream the other night that I was
at the Brady Bunch House and they said that you
can walk around by yourself if you want. No one's
going to be here with you. And I thought, oh
my god, number one rip number two, Oh, you know

(19:39):
what I should do while I'm here, Joe?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
It went the Brady Bunch so.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
It was it was Marsha's room, and I Joe and
I finished, and then I left and I thought.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Oh, I forgot. They have cameras everywhere.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
And when I woke up, I was in the worst
mood because I was embarrassed. I thought, oh my god,
I you know, jerked it, jerked it in the Brady
Bunch House and I'm on camera. It was the weirdest dream.
I was so shamed.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Did you remember that they had cameras because it's a
TV set or just we.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Actually went there and they didn't have.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
In every inch and I forgot, and I Joe, and
then I remembered, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
By the way, it's conversations like this which keep us
from ever getting nominated for any kind of industry awards.
They just came out with like the did you see
it yesterday? They came out with all the people who
are in the running to Windy. They're called the Marconi's.
It's supposed to be like the Oscars of radio, and
it's all the same old kind of stations and same
old shows that they just keep recycling. And good for them,

(20:48):
but it's all that completely safe doing second date update,
you know those kind of talking about masturbation, had a
dream about jerking it in the Brady bun. That's it
for the what we show you guys, And that's another year.
I'm not getting nominated.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I want to make the Academy.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I want to make short Yeah that was for Greg
and the credits.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Alright, what else do you?

Speaker 8 (21:28):
Chili's is undergoing a big old overhaul. They are going
to uh going to go back to the past, bringing
back their famous red booths, their quirky artwork, and other
throwback related items in an attempt to recapture that nostalgic
feeling that helped make chilies chilies cool.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Dude, bring back the chocolate chip paradise pie. That was
my favorite dessert of all time. It was a chili staple.
For the longest time, it was like this what do
they call those where it's like a chocolate chip cookie
brownie kind of thing, a brookie, but on the bottom
of it it had almost like a like a crumbly
brown sugar type crust, right, and it was warm and

(22:07):
it was like fresh out of the up and it
would set on the plate and then they put a
scoop of ice cream and then drizzle it with chocolate
and caramel sauce.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Sounds perfect and uh.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Some you know, crushed nuts on top. Man, that was
hands down my favorite dessert at any restaurant, high end,
real fancy bougie places all the way down to fried
apple pies and McDonald's drive through. My favorite dessert any restaurant.
And they got rid of it a handful of years
ago because all these places try to go healthy, but
we have GFP was now, So who needs that? Yeah, dude,

(22:37):
bring if they're going all, you know, bringing all the
stuff back and bringing back the chocolate chip paradise all
right from Chili's menace And if Taco Bell is listening,
you want to.

Speaker 10 (22:46):
Throw something out the four alarm double dujitter Taco discontinued
in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Bring it back, y'all.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
See, Ye, Chili's is over twelve hundred locations. All of
them will be remodeled over time. And this is in
addition to the investment they've made in the food. What
he in the last few years. So higher ups at
Chili said they want to make Chilis more.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Chilis also screwed up a Chili's they got rid of
they used to do. I think they called them pub
nachos where instead of just having a big plate of nachos,
how like a lot of people do, which the pile
and they sprinkle the cheese and some have more cheese
and other the ones under the shouldn't go vertical. They
were like individual nacho chips and they were laid out
and on top of each one they had some you

(23:29):
know I'm talking about. They had like some refried beans.
They would melt the cheese over top of it. They
had the lettuce, the sour cream, the halapanos, the whole thing,
and then they would put them under like a broiler
or something. They changed them up.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
It sounds like changed them up. What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (23:45):
Yeah, it sounds like someone needs to be on the
advisory board Chili.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
You know what it does sound like that? It does
sound like here here's here's the chocolate chip paradise inside me. Yep,
so good. They pulled up a picture for you in
the studio. But do yourself a favor. Well maybe not
if you're driving. Google it so you can see that this.
Won't be disappointed, dude. This thing was so good?

Speaker 15 (24:06):
Was that before the chocolate molten lava cake?

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (24:10):
Okay, you know what I'm talking about, right.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
I mean, I know they exist, right, Morgan?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Did you work a lot?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
No?

Speaker 15 (24:16):
I was fat when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Of those you seem to know the menu, fat Morgan.
Well that's what's going on, all right, Thank you very much,
Gina grad all right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Menace loves every time we have a pitch meeting. That's
almost every week. Man, Would you rather he loves he
loves the Would you rather? I love them? They're so
good because I love you. Notice hearing people's response to them,
what's your what's your account?

Speaker 8 (24:53):
Thing like low res logic, the craziest.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
We've played a couple of those before, so that that'd
be like something for Menace to follow little reds logic. Yes, yeah,
because the more and Morgan, you should appreciate too, because
the more inappropriate. Oh yeah, the more we love it.

Speaker 15 (25:10):
The worst situation you're putting, the more awkward.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
The more cringey, the more whatever, the more uncomfortable it
make somebody even the thought, yeah, uh is good. And
we're so jaded because we've seen everything. For like the
normal person, it's pretty hard for them. Got to answered, Yeah,
no problem, you have no pride, no shame. Yeah, it's
all right, answer lady the way. It's also a hypothetical.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
It's not gonna happen. It's not real.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't know why people get so angry about angry
about it. It's like, you know, this is just a hypothetical. Yeah,
it's it's not that big of deal. Jeff, you're a
you're a pretty big fan. I asked Jeff to come
up with a few. I love him. Here you go, Manes,
here's one for you, all right, hit me all right, Jeff?
Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (25:51):
Would you rather Joe aka tug your best friend more?
Let him sleep with your girl?

Speaker 15 (26:00):
Good?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
That's a good one. That's a thinker, now, he said
to completion. Or he was taking it at it.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
I think you got to finish.

Speaker 15 (26:11):
I don't, could you.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's up to you. No, because it well, yeah, you
got to be You may be great at it. But
if he if he's just had too much to drink.
What if you just can't get over the fact that
his friend is tugging him.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Maybe that's part of the turn on for him.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
I doubt it.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
He needs to get over it.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I think I would Joe my friend. Yeah, Duke, he
hooked up. Bro, this situation involves me and him, not
you know, not the prize.

Speaker 15 (26:44):
We've got him behind the door.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, yeah, I would agree, I would say I probably, Yeah,
I'd go with the tug your friend. I think because
here's the thing, lady, I think your best friend understand. Like, look, bro,
you understand, right, I get it. Yeah, that's a really

(27:09):
good one. Yeah, Greg, what would uh Joe the friend? Okay, Okay,
we gotta we gotta think about it in different terms
from Greg. So no, no, he he has to uh Okay.
So it's it's a it's a couple that he's friends with, right,
and he would have to he would have to give

(27:30):
a mouth party to the wife or the husband could
hook up with Mario because like the idea, the idea
of maybe having to tug your best friend is not
it's not gross, right to Greg, It's like whatever, it's
just another tug job, exactly, right, So we had to
go with something it's like a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
But then so in my appealing to him, south party,
not just jilling her. Yeah, I'm I mean, you guys
didn't have the mouth party.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
But it's not fair because he's done all that to
women as well. Exactly, I'm trying to think there would
be something equally uncomfortable. I'm trying to make things like apples.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Apples, Really, Greg, I don't think you'd be super comfortable
tugging your best friend.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yeah, but you know them, So then okay, hmmm.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Projective of mouth party, Greg, why do you think about it?

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Let me think about this, because my scenario is vastly
different than yours.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's not it's not real.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Let's let's say mouth party because yeah, been there, been there,
had done that. Yeah gross though, right, definitely.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I don't know how you do the worst, right, there
was associated I don't I don't know how this came up.
There was a side conversation here in the studio amongst
the women about like when they like broke their hymen.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
Me and Sam we were talking about it.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh okay, I was. I was half paying attention because
I'm over here doing work and other things. All of
a sudden I'm hearing about like, did you know when
you're hymen broke?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Didn't you question it?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
That was, well, you didn't know.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
You didn't know.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
You're talking about horseback riding, horseback riding and things like that,
Like would you even know?

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Yeah, that's that was my question, Like how do you know?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (29:17):
In the same as like I knew and that was
shocking to me. She's like, I was just running around
too much at Christmas.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Party, of course.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
And that's why she ya, that's what.

Speaker 15 (29:32):
Wait to the cherry thing, that's the same thing. I've
never heard it called breaking your hymen.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Well that's what the doctor's not like. So what you
speak and talk to a doctor like cherry is not
the term they learned in medical school. But it's cute.

Speaker 15 (29:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
But what you didn't know that it involved blood? Right,
I don't know what I thought. I just think I
never cared. Would you know?

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Yeah, that was my question.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (30:03):
Maybe as well have it, Jeff.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Are you talking to your friend?

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Or yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you homie.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Here's one from that account that that you know, this logic,
the low res logic. Guys, would you rather?

Speaker 16 (30:20):
Here?

Speaker 7 (30:21):
You go?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Man, it's not one.

Speaker 17 (30:21):
Would you rather your toilet gain sentience and the ability
to speak? But remember everything you've done and talks to you.
You're in the bathroom. It's not happy with you or
your bet gain sentience, and it whispers atrocities in your
ears every night when you're trying to sleep.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't understand that at all. Was that English?

Speaker 17 (30:36):
What you want to go back to the questions, would
you rather your toilet gains sentience and the ability to speak?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Gain what sentience?

Speaker 15 (30:43):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
It means it's like you can think your toilet about.
Just say that, would rather your toilet gains sentience?

Speaker 17 (30:50):
Would rather your toilet gains sentience and the ability to speak?
But remember everything you've done and talks to you. You're
in the bathroom. It's not happy with you or your
bet gains sentience, and it whispers and your.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Or your what I'm so glad you sent you.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
I didn't understand what word he said?

Speaker 7 (31:04):
All right, I got it.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I just want there the toilet to talk to me
while i'm there. I don't want to keeping me up
at night, all right, Jeff? Next, Wait, what's the what's
the second option?

Speaker 8 (31:16):
Either your toilet knows everything you've done and talks to
you about it when you're on the toilet or your
bed when you're trying to fall asleep, just whispers atrocities
to you that have happened in history while you're trying.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
To Why are you guys throw atrocities and sentience?

Speaker 7 (31:29):
But simple, I know how to speak.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Okay, toilet because you're you spend preferably eight hours a
night in bed.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Yeah, can you imagine, so toilet all night?

Speaker 15 (31:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, toilet. Yeah, I'll go. I'll go with the toilet,
all right.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
I think you're like the next one.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Though, fifty dollars an hour for how much time you
spend spreading misinformation on the internet, or option two, get
one thousand dollars every time you make a minimum wage
employee cry.

Speaker 15 (32:00):
Wait, so I'm eighty dollars per every hour you spread misinformation?

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Yeah, which people do anyway? Or us for one thousand
dollars one time for every time you make an employee cry,
I'll take.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
A misinformation one. Oh, I'll employee cry all day because
customer service is terrible. Anyways, Well, you know, so I'll
just highlight that all day and get paid the thousand bucks.
I hate spreading the misinformation, but I think it could
be fun if you're getting paid for it. To come
up with the crazy It would be fun, you know
what I mean? Just spread cares.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
And also you'll become public enemy number one menuce when
all that stuff's gone on camera.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, like what yours? This guy's so mean making people
cry the customer service sucked? Say that, Well, what if
it doesn't suck, you just need to get paid. Yeah,
you're just making random minimum wage employees cry. That wasn't
the question. Can you go back?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
What, of course I can't.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Fifty dollars an hour for how much time you spend
spreading misinformation on the internet or option to get a
thousand dollar every time you make a minimum wage employee cry.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
It doesn't have to It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Have to be why I can pick and choose.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
I'm doing the thousand Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
They don't define if you can pick No, you can
just every time whenever you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, I'm staking with my original answer. Yeah, I'm
still going with the misinformation because I feel like the
people who would be the jerks who would deserve it
probably don't care. You couldn't make them cry because they
wouldn't even care for what you'd have to do to cry.
Think about people who are going to cry, it's the
people who care. Yeah, right, It's like they're they're not

(33:40):
going to be the rude, you know, useless customer service people.
Just come out there gonna be a nice one. So yeah,
you know, it worked really hard. It's easy just to
come up with some nonsense. It's floated out there. It's
funny like I saw Bigfoot exactly, you know, some something
stupid like that. All right, Jeff, give me one more here.

(34:00):
This is a good one. Would you rather watch your
parents have sex every night for the rest of your
life or join in once to make it stop?

Speaker 15 (34:09):
God?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Greg? I mean yeah, Greg, question discussing would you rather
watch your parents have sex every night for the rest
of your life or join in once to make it stop? God?

Speaker 7 (34:29):
This is.

Speaker 15 (34:31):
I'm watching every night.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
Yeah, there's no I think you just become desensitized. You
don't participate because that'll that will ruin your the rest
of your life.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Couldn't do it?

Speaker 15 (34:40):
Is that not illegal?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah? I mean it's all horrible again. You have it
once every many nights.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
I mean, you're going to be haunted every night.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I watch it once and then just kill myself. It's
only the one time, you know what I mean, you'd
want to kill yourself. Uh, I'm watching them. I can't
believe you have to think about it every night. Yeah, yeah,
I guess. I mean I get that. I mean because
the other one is not even an option. No, but

(35:14):
I'm just thinking about every that's a long time, assuming
you live to the average age.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
But you just stopped caring after a while, you know,
like when you say a word over and over again,
it stops sounding like a word. It just sounds like nonsense.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
I know.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
But you're still watching mom take it? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (35:28):
Would you rather be giving it?

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Though it doesn't say you have to be given.

Speaker 15 (35:31):
It's taking it either way.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yeah, you want to take it from you to make
it start the giver.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Like join in.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Could be you're receiving a mouth party and if you
keep your eyes closed. It could be anybody. Oh my god,
y hey, if menace gets to make things up about
like yeah, well, if you're just for the rude customer
service people, I get to say, oh, maybe it's just
a mouth party. That's your no, no, no, it would.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Be the other night.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Watch a mouth party from your believe you here path
of least resistance. In that situation, there are no winners.
There are no winners here, my friend, there are no winners,
especially not your mom. Go eight seven four Woody. See
that is fun?

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Right?

Speaker 8 (36:17):
Every week I think I feel way worse.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Now you can send us a text over to two
to nine eights. My brain's broken. Yeah, it broke my brain.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Where to go?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
More Woody shows?

Speaker 7 (36:27):
Next?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Hang on, this is the iguana taco took the skin
off of it.

Speaker 15 (36:31):
Indeed, I feel like I'm tasting the skin.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (36:33):
A whole lot of flavors, not a guana forward.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Just not like Woody show.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
Shoe. It was.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Storing the news. A An executive at Netflix got fired
from his job after revealing during a trust exercise at
work like a work retreat thing, that he had taken
medically prescribed ketamine. Who cares Okay, so a lot of
housewives do that. Yeah, and they fired him over that.

(37:17):
It was a work retreat trust extra. I didn't I
didn't know these companies still did that stuff. Remember, like, man,
where was I working time? They took us out to
a ropes course and you did like trust falls out bonding.
Yeah yeah, team bonding and stuff like that. What torture, Well,
you know what it is. It's like taking people out

(37:38):
to things like that costs money and they're not going
to spend a dime on any of that stuff.

Speaker 10 (37:42):
There's a lot of companies still doing it. I think
I had a friend that just recently did a huge
fit to Florida with their whole staff.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, that's pretty nice, dude.

Speaker 10 (37:52):
My sister did like first class to Singapore, Like they
had three thousand employees all flow flew first class to Singapore,
which is insane.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
What kind of company is that? Out of curiosity?

Speaker 7 (38:06):
What do they do?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
A tech company? Yeah, See, those guys spend money. They
don't have money, they just they get it from the investors.
They never make a dime and the whole hope is
that somebody comes in and buys them and then everybody
kind of gets paid up. In the meantime, they just
burn money. Yeah, Like, no, nobody's making any money, so
they'll spend money on sending everybody to Singapore. If I'm
an investor, I'm pissed know that Herd's actually does this

(38:31):
software company. But I'm saying just in general, like that
a lot of.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Those that's what I'm spending my money on.

Speaker 17 (38:35):
Right.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, it's like, oh, well, we really need another round
of funding for X y Z and you're just killing
time hoping that like an Amazon or somebody comes in
and you're talking more like and buys it Open Ai
and stuff.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Well, so this.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Netflix executive gets fired. He had a one point one
million dollars a year job and you have this stupid
work to treat and you tell everybody he took some
medically prescribed ketamine.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
I think he's got a case, right respect, he's suing.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
They do that spas dude, speaking of suing, this is
so funny. Do you watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver?

Speaker 7 (39:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (39:09):
I catch it sometimes.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
He's so funny. It's so funny, man. I think the
writing is really good on that show, and John Oliver's
delivery I think is really good. He started doing that
show pretty much the same time we started here this
long yeah, yeah, like when we got the gang back together. Yeah,
I want to say it was twenty fourteen that did

(39:31):
they launch that show on HBO. Still around, still doing
really well. He wins a bunch of awards. Yeah yeah.
But anyway, he did this really funny bit and he's
got it going on right now where he's going after BUCkies.
Oh no, dare well, And if you listen to what
he's saying, I think it's really funny. It's a good idea.

Speaker 18 (39:52):
Bucky's loves to sue other companies, particularly those with animal mascots.
They filed over a dozen lawsuits over the years and
threatened bunts more and incredibly, to date, BUCkies is one
nearly all of the cases that is brought, usually because
other companies up to settle and redesign their logos or
just fold completely. And that is probably because most just

(40:13):
don't have the resources to fight a company this big.
But Bucket should be careful here because, as one league
experta said, the more you do this, the more you
might run into somebody who has the means or the
will to fight with you about it.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
If that.

Speaker 18 (40:28):
Is where we've come in because it turns out we
very much have the will to get into a fight
with Buckets. We also have to already have a rodent
mascot on hand. One, mister Nutter Butter's helpfully no stranger
to frivolous lessons. I'm so happy to announce that you
can now buy this image on a variety of products,

(40:48):
from tundlers to hats, two shirts, to.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Runsies to mugs. Yeah, so it's their mascot, Like they're
like the John Oliver guy's mascot with it just and
it looks like the BUCkies logo, and it says buck
Off Okay, and it's and it's on all this different
stuff and he's got a shop set.

Speaker 18 (41:04):
Buy this image on a variety of products, from tunglers
to hats, two shirts to longsys to munds, to pajamas
to umbrellas, to stickers, to socks to.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Of course underwear.

Speaker 18 (41:16):
You can find any or all of these items for
a limited time at buck dash off dot com, with
all profits going to Hunger Free America. So if any
crowning gas station chain out though, has an issue with
our new logo on products and wants to get lawyers involved,
and you know what, bring it to fuck off. If

(41:36):
you're doing so, you'd be directly taking food out of
hungry people's mouths. So at this point, BUCkies, I guess
the beaver Nucket is in your course.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
The next move is not so funny, man, Dude, he
does these things more a lot like with like some
of the televangelists or whatever. He plays their own game
and he's not and he's not wrong about that.

Speaker 8 (41:59):
That's what makes it fun. Like you said, it's not
just calling them out, it's putting your money where your
mouth is.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Like, uh, you know, BUCkies is great. I think it's
a cool place. I like BUCkies. I love the concept
of those super like Wally's same thing whatever, but like
Dolly's got Dolly Parton's got her own thing now whatever.
But like, yeah, when you just start filing lawsuits just
to intimidate or whatever and someone tells you to go,
you are you're eventually going to hit somebody that tells

(42:26):
you to go after yourself.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
One of their pretty funnycent lawsuits, though, I thought was
spot on because it was a similar business, the very
similar logo, so I think.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
They had a case there.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
But like, oh, BUCkies you're being evil.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
It was pretty cut and dry. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Well, it's like the people that just need the idea
of the people just file like lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
You have a whole department looking for that stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, and they say, eventually you're going to find somebody
like these people that go around town looking for you're
not even disabled, but you're looking for the small business
that doesn't have the rampant the coyah they file on
behalf of, but they don't give that money or anything
else that they trying to do. They're just they're just
doing it to be ish disturbers, you know. Yeah, pretty funny,
So to be an ish disturber. I appreciate. Thank you

(43:09):
John Oliver for a call. It's really funny.

Speaker 8 (43:11):
These prices are in santyrazy.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Yeah. The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody,
Greg Menace, Gina Grand Yeah. Phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. You can send us a text over
to two two nine eighty seven. Today is a Gina's
husband's birthday. It is birthday. It's Andy's birthday, Andy's birthday.

(43:43):
Take a guest on this. The average age people stop
having annual birthday parties is twelfth, sixteen?

Speaker 10 (43:54):
Say thirty ye, i'd say late twenties, probably thirty one,
thirty one, yeah, thirty one.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
You're not fair, I know that much.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, I don't want a birthday party for myself.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
You mean you don't want to throw yourself a party?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
You don't want I don't want.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
To party birthday. No, I'll milestone birthday and fortieth my.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Wife did that secretly, and yeah, and while it was
nice of her, but she ruined his birthday. Well, no,
I just don't. I don't want that. If you're always about, oh,
it's your birthday, you can do whatever you want. Why
is it that when I don't want to party, that's
not okay. But if somebody wants something ridiculous, you know
and over the top, like, well, that's perfectly finally it's
their birthday. Yeah, yeah, it's like it's it's all fine

(44:38):
as long as you agree with it. Sure, But if
the person just doesn't want to make a big deal,
you just want to go to a dinner and call
it a day, right, what's wrong with that? Nothing?

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Apparently there is something wrong with that, because yeah, right,
well it's hard for you because you know, you have
kids and stuff, so you got to celebrate dad. And
well that's the yeah, you know, my wife, if my
wife wants, you know, the kids to be thinking about
somebody other than themselves and so acknowledge that kind of but.

Speaker 8 (45:08):
Yeah, yeah, but that doesn't mean there needs to be
like a clown and a mime.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Right, So what do you do? What do you do
for Andy?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (45:17):
Actually, we haven't discussed it much. I got him some
nice gifts that typically yet some gifts. Yeah, I get
them gifts, and you know, we make cards, and you know,
we'll do something silly like make a big stupid sign
and with like you know, printer paper and tape it up.
You know, we we're we do.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
We do a lot of diy silly stuff.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
And then he gets to pick where we go to dinner,
and pretty much yet a little Facebook you know post,
you know, happy happy Birthday, and we all move on
with our lives, all right.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
My thing one like what kind of stuff does he he?
This year?

Speaker 8 (45:46):
He wants a stationary bike, So I got him one
because I'm a good wife. And he wanted some uh
you know, like sports stuff that I don't care about.
So I got on that and that's it, and I
got him a couple of cards. I try to get him.
I always somebody else started this with me a bunch
of years ago. So now I do it one like
serious card and one funny card so we can read

(46:08):
one of each.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Do that too. It's fun, right, it's fun.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
And then you do it like a morning card and
a night card.

Speaker 8 (46:14):
Well, his morning card was a sign I made with
Sharpie's before I came here.

Speaker 15 (46:18):
It's not very.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Fancy, and he likes that.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:21):
We don't take I mean even our wedding like, we
don't take things that seriously. So and my thing is,
I never want to be in town on my birthday,
or at least I never did, because it's just I
don't know. I try to avoid the things that what
he tries to avoid, like surprise parties and stuff, which
is my nightmare. So I always plan my own birthday
because I'm like, hey, I found this cool airbnb. Let's
just not be here. But for him, he's a guy,

(46:42):
he's easy. A couple of presents, maybe an ice cream cake,
we move on.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, just go to dinner. Yeah, it's simple, yeah, easy. Yeah,
he gets to pick yeah, the whole big you know
hoopla thing. That's that's the part. It's like, ah, you
know what it is. It's weird for a guy who
does this for a living like that attention makes me uncomfortable.
I don't like I don't like receiving gifts. That makes
me uncomfortable because now I feel like, I, oh, you know,

(47:07):
to me, to me, it's like here, I gave you something,
you know, what are you gonna give me? But you
know nobody no, I know, I know. This is my
own psychosi. This is my own you know, craziness. But
it's why I don't enjoy it the way that other people.

Speaker 8 (47:21):
Do, because you think it's transactional.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yeah, some people are just takers. They'll take, take, take,
and not even think about it. Otherwise, this is like
the super Bowl for them, the opposite where I'm like,
uh oh, yeah, you know.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Now what Now I got to the letter's not balanced.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
I get double stressed because I never know what to
give as a gift, Like Menace is so good at
being creative with gifts, and I never know what.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
To be a good you have to be a good listener.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
I should work on that too.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And I think I think most people they they are
not good gift givers, and so out of obligation they
go and they just find it something that you don't want.
It's wasted time, wasted money. The person gets and they go,
oh wow, oh cool, thanks you got to put on that,
you got you got to put in that show is
Oh this is great? Thanks?

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Where can this right?

Speaker 8 (48:09):
You don't like clutter.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Mental notes when somebody says they like something, just like
hold on to that.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
That can bite you in the ass, though, because too
many people know. I love Dolly Parton and have since
high school, and now that she has like her face
on everything, I don't need any more T shirts and
more mugs please.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
I almost got your Dolly Parton book.

Speaker 15 (48:31):
I have all of them.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
I don't need anymore.

Speaker 15 (48:33):
You'll have a regifting box at home, Like if I
get a gift that I know I don't want, or
you know it's a nice gift that I don't need
to use, I'll put it in the closet and then
when I need a gift for someone, I go, I'm like,
do I already have something that's a great idea? But
then I forget who gave it to me, And then
I'm like, oh, crap, I can't give them back something
they gave.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Me a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
You know, it could be fun if you did like
a like an organized gift exchange, meaning like all the
gifts that you've gotten that you don't want, like you
kind of keep it an you get like stashed in
a closet somewhere, and then like you know, once a year,
you and your friends all meet up and you bring
all the crap that you've gotten from other people or
other things that you don't want, and you go, hey, uh,
i'd love to have that, and they go, what do

(49:12):
you want from like my stash and they'll say nothing,
or here, just take this and you can just give
it to a friend. A regifting party kind.

Speaker 15 (49:20):
Of whimsical, but I like a lot.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
It's almost it's almost like a garage sale, right where
everybody brings their crap, you know, and people like it,
and maybe each person does little presentation on what their
offerings are, you know, for the group, and you can
kind of like sell it to everybody and then uh
and then after that, uh, you know, everybody can just
down a mingle, you pour your your drinks or whatever,

(49:45):
and everybody can just do the exchanges.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
That's a lot of candles coffee.

Speaker 10 (49:51):
I feel like I never would have that issue because
I feel like I never get gifts other than like
maybe Borr and Tyler will bring me something random once
in a while. But I'll say that like like I'm
just thinking about it right now in this segment, I'm like,
I'm always getting my family gifts.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
They never give me a ever.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Does your mom give you stuff?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
No, not a lot of the time, I think, But
I mean that I love giving gifts, so it doesn't matter.
I mean, that's that's the joy of it for me.
It's just like hunting and finding something that I'm like, oh,
they're they're really gonna like that. We'll see, I think,
because I know for me, my family and stuff will
tell me like, well, a lot of times, if there's
something you want, you've already gotten, you would you wouldn't

(50:29):
got yeah, you would have purchased it already. Yeah, And
so you know, the things that maybe you haven't gotten
yet are a little lot of our arrange for Yeah,
you know that's.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
True.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
You know.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
Oh, but Greg our biggest problem is he has this
fantasy that's not gonna come true, that he's gonna put
a stationary bike in the living room. Oh god, I said,
that's adorable.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
It's going in the garage.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
In the room.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Do you imagine? That's what he said. Thank you put
a TV in the That's what I said.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
Here you go.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
Yeah you heard of the box fan. You'll be finding there.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Well, happy birthday and thank you. I'll tell you. Oh,
it's so cute.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
I need it.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I gotta have it. And ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
into the studio. Our friend filmmaker. He's a writer, he
is a podcaster, he is a nerd enthusiast. He's just
an all around great guy. Kevin Smith.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Did that was just not existing until I was welcomed
on to the show. It's always an awkward thing when
you come in like two or three minutes before we
go on air, because you want to talk, but it's like,
don't you come into a library. It's very shushy in here. Yeah,
I'll honor the silence. And now I'm so happy to.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
How is everybody we're doing?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I told the kids the moment I walked in the room,
and as I burst into the room, I was reading
on social media. I had no idea that Cheeto's story
is not real about the guy who invented the flame
and hot Cheetah.

Speaker 10 (52:01):
Yeah, it's very heavily debated on the story. When what's
heavily debated if it's true or not.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
Yeah, this janitor came up with the hot cheating but it.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Was from the beginning that was being debated.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
But now we know I wasting a thing where they
were like, this is patently untrue.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
Yeah, like the La Times.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Investigated.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
Yea, but how does that Like so many people got
to play along. Okay, So that's just to recap for
people jump in day one and be like.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, so flaming hot Cheetos. The story was there was
a guy who at one point was a janitor. Yeah
at okay, and uh, he created or he came up
with the original idea was his for the flame and hot.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
To get home, took cheeto home, dusted it with some
spices that you would put on like Mexican street corn,
and he said, this is great.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
M hmm.

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
And the reason, allegedly one of the reasons they never
debated it is because he did become a marketing executive,
but he helped break into the Hispanic market a lot
and you know, he was like really big for their
public relations.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
They don't want to trying to make a movie about
this guy. They made a movie. They made a movie,
and that was outrage.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
I was like, they made a movie. I could as
if a movie makes things real. I know, I work
in that business. I'm like, but it's a foundation.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Based on a rumor. Yeah, they did flash it on
the screen before the movie got underwave.

Speaker 10 (53:27):
Loosely based they they acknowledged, like there's two different storylines
in the movie. They say, oh, it came the flavoring
came up in some other department and his department. So
they do acknowledge the you know, back and forth over
or the origin of the chip came from everything.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
Yeah, such a great story.

Speaker 7 (53:51):
And I don't know. Yeah man, yea.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Well, Kevin Smith is here. He's got a birthday coming up,
you guys, a.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Birth day fifty six soon. Yeah, and there double Nicchols.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
There's a show this Sunday at eight pm at the
Starlight Cabaret and Studio City. So it's comedy, it's music.
Your kids band's.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Playing yet my kids band's going to play afterwards, yeah Cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yeah, and yeah, you get to watch Kevin age right
before your eyes.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
If you've never seen that sort of thing, watch a
man go from fifty five to fifty six. Watch irrelevancy
free fish as somebody's like, what fifty six?

Speaker 7 (54:28):
I could care less. He's outside the demographic. Now, I
mean you officially leave a demographic.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You say that.

Speaker 10 (54:33):
But your last event, the Weeed event in the comic
book they put out, it was packed.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Man, I stopped. I sweet for going. Yeah, you know, honestly,
there's some days where I'm like, I'm doing pretty good
at being Kevin Smith.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I read an article this morning on there's a comedy
fee tracker website. Somebody developed a website that tells you
what the headliner makes and what the opener.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
Man, it's predicated on.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
You can't get the sort of info from like the
improv or you know, one of the comedy clubs.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
But when people play at public venues, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Like in a city, when it's like the city venue. Yeah,
that's all freedom of information, public information. You can get
that info. So some dude built this website where he
lists what the comedians get paid per night and what
their openers get paid per night, and the massive discrepancy.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
Of course, between the two.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
But a lot of times, like it's not massive, Like
you know, we all understand, you're not going to go
see Dave Chappelle, you know, like just so they can
see the opening guy. You know what I mean, they're
not going to pay for it. That they're they're not
They're they're there for Dave.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
Shot that Dave Chapelle has an opener.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
I mean that's not a criticism, but like I'm shocked
when anybody has an opener, to be honest with you,
It's like to me, when I go on stage, I
wouldn't want somebody going before me.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
What if they're funnier.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
An open every show and I'm like nuts, Like you
got to follow somebody who truly does this for a lot.

Speaker 10 (55:56):
I know some comics they pick people that are like
notoriously funnier than them for that reason.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
When you get up there, like why we should through that?
But the the like I like, I just did. We
did a weekend of shows at com Con. I was
a comic Con, and so I did stuff at Comic Con.
At night, I did shows at the American Comedy Club
first with Mark Banarma did Fat Man Beyond the Me
and Jay did two shows on Friday night, and then
me and Ralph Garman did Hollywood babyl on Saturday.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
And I walked away with like a pretty decent check
where I was like, would.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yeah, then you read the article I know, comparisons.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
The Thief of Joy, but like they dropped some figures
for like like they were like THEO.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
Vom makes almost a quarter a show.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, a quarter of show.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I saw a big rite up about you know.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
Quarter million. I don't know if I was clear about that.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I'm sure it broke.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
The radio, and I'm not saying he don't deserve it,
but like, good lord, every time I start feeling like
doing pretty good, then I see that.

Speaker 7 (57:02):
And I'm like, I'm I'm slacking.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I saw an article of the math of these shows,
Like if somebody plays a theater, there's x number of tickets,
they're one hundred dollars each. Here's the total take that is,
you know, for whatever percent of the total revenue. Then
there's like a sponsorship for someone to be sponsoring the show,
some alcohol brand or something whatever, and then and then
and then there's that, and then there's a couple other things,

(57:28):
like they don't even figure into like you know, the
the bar, the merchandise and things like that when they're
doing the business of it, right, and then you have
the cost. So out of say like one point four
million that was brought in, five hundred thousand goes to
the band or the talent, right, and they go, well,
that makes sense. The whole reason this place is sold

(57:49):
out and it's you know, packed like this is because
of this pres that makes itse Then you have the production,
the security, all these other things. And so what's the
total profit for a venue after all those things are done.
It's like a you know, two hundred and fifty thousand, Like, hey,
it's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for one night,
one hour, you know, yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
That includes all their salaries and stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, yeah, they broke it off. I thought it was
pretty nownce.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Break it down. Imagine it's not a band. Imagine it's
one person. So the overhead is.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Incredibly But also imagine that's why these people who you
know front these days, like imagine it doesn't sell out.
You've heard about that blue dot fever. Oh yeah yeah.
So it's like they're figuring, Okay, all their math is
predicated on you know, we're gonna sell X number of tickets,
you know, but when the whole place on the map
on the ticket screen looks blue, you know, like you
got to be crapping blood.

Speaker 8 (58:35):
I have to cancel due to exhaustion.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Dude. Every event we do, we have blue dot fever. Yeah,
but I guess, well, yeah, we always feel like fear fear. Yeah,
it always ends up being.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Okay, but you don't have to face blue dot fever.
But when you have a two hundred and fifty three
hundred seater and.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
You have blue dot fever, that's when you're like certain drain.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
But I'm sure you had that same even, you know. Okay,
So what.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Is honestly like what I do for a living?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Like I used to be a filmmaker, but it's like,
at the end of the day, it's like I have
to make sure somebody cares about me. I have to
ensure my relevancy in order to continue working and stuff.
So whether it's in a movie theater, whether it's in
a comedy club, whether it's for a streaming thing or
a TV show, putting asses and cease making sure people
deliver a little time to whatever it is I'm doing,
it's my whole raising day. Trock only gets harder as

(59:23):
you get older.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah, when you start comparing yourself, you start looking at
the you know, THEO Vonn's making two hundred and fifty thousand,
But I'm sure whatever you got without saying the number,
very happy. I'm sure it's great. And you know that,
you go. We have a thought like that every once
in a while. I know Greg and I have talked
about it, where like we're doing something really dumb and silly,
like we're we're sitting around joking around the people maybe

(59:44):
on a Friday or Saturday night do with their friends. Yeah,
talking about this is our job and we're getting paid
to do that. And you have that, you have that
realization like wow, this is this is pretty cool. Like
that moment we're doing doing okay, Yeah, yeah, doing okay.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Well.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Kevin Smith this year he's starting fifty six years old. Wow,
and the guy is just out there grinding, he's trying
to catch up the THEO Vonni.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
That was the only name that believe me, Chelle was
on that Seinfeld was on that list. I try to
get it is like, you know, happened in my lifetime.
You know what I'm saying like those other guys were
off to the races before I really got started instead, well,
Seinfeld for sure, But THEO happened like while I.

Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
Was working on a comic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Sure, Yeah, like all of a sudden, it's like, oh
my god, another and and that's been happening a lot
over the last ten years.

Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
And I guess that just happens, like like at.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
One point in nineteen ninety four, I was somebody's new
like thing, of course, and you just everyone every generation
gets its new thing. I guess this is me just
dealing with the fact that it's gonna end, isn't it.
You know how many people having this room? There's like
nineteen people on this show. Didn't you add a twentieth?
And like I'll do the movie beat and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Stuff like that Smith for the movie. Let me tell
you what you sound like. You sound like a fifty
year old guy. He's not very reflective, Yeah, I think,
because I think everybody starts doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
If you want to see this live on stage, kids,
come by the Starlight Caparet Sunday night at eight pm
next to the hand Job car wash.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
You know, do you big hand on ventur Do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
You feel fifty six? Never because I'm turning fifty this year.
I don't feel like I'm fifty fifty. Yeah, I'll be
fifty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Do you have anything about that? Is there anything?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
No other than it just sounds it sounds weird because fifty.
I don't know fifty sounds weird. It doesn't feel.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Weird because our parents were old when.

Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
They were fifty that my mom was old at thirty five.
When I was a kid, I was like, this is
what thirty five looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, my grandmother was completely gray at fifty. Oh same,
so like she was always an old woman and.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
In a pants suit. Like, so we're very different. Well,
mom was in the house, coach, Oh gotcha, the same thing.
Also the house coming.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
We always talk about high school year books in the seventies.
Why did everybody look forty?

Speaker 15 (01:01:57):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, it really is. It looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Their fathers and mothers and stuff. And now it's like
my I look at my beard every morning.

Speaker 15 (01:02:05):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
It's just the slow gentrification as the whites move in
and I go in with the I'm like, what's that
thing mister Miagi used to do with.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
That is my zen?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I go in with the mirror, into the mirror with
a little scissor and I personally try to take each
white out.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Bang bang bang, but they just keep coming.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
You can't stop the whites and bring their friends coming.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
From your shop.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Yeah, I was looking at the mirror. I had a
great chest hair for the first hell like facial hair
always great, but when it reaches the rest of your body, yeah,
it was one.

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Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Rich soe Sports with the gee jeffuse.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah, Kevin Smith is here in the studio. Are you
I know you like hockey, right I'm or? Is it
just the hockey jersey? I wore a hockey jersey.

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
Well, I was noticing that not only but the matching
habit is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah right, Well, I had to court in.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
Are you our Pittsburgh kid?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Yeah, from from where I was born in Pittsburgh and
then moved to New Jersey and then Pittsburgh, Uh, South Hills,
Mount Lebanon.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, I'm very.

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Familiar with Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Your girlfriend, Yeah, my girlfriend high school girlfriend went to
a Carnegie Moone.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Okay, so I would go out there all the time
in the late eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
And then we shot Dogma there, right, shot Zach and
Mary there.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
So I know Squirrel Hill.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Oh yeah, it gets a bad rap, but it's a
it's a cool time until people go there. I think
people have an idea what it is until they go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
But also Gotham City in the Dark, Knight Rock. Yeah,
all right, so what you were born there and then.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
You moved to Jersey, Yeah, and then until I went
to throughout high school.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
You have that voice for radio?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Oh yes, yes, this voice for radio.

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
Isn't it great?

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
It cuts through you know, it's worked out, it's worked out. Yeah,
besides hockey and standing bro, besides hockey, take a morement
to appreciate that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
Aren't many people doing what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
This show is unique. And I travel.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I'm always at places and doing shows and whatnot. It's
that that world is going away. Yeah, so you guys
have precious real estate here, and there's a reason for it.
People like to like just as you said, like we're
sitting around talking to my friends. Like that's what people
want to hear, especially in an increasingly more isolated world.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
Yeah, where everybody's on loan, on a phone and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Just hearing socialization, hearing people interact with one another. Think
about this, It's an entire generation of kids who don't
know how to do exactly what you do in this room.
So I'm not saying every kid tunes in, but when
kids tune in, they're literally learning to do a thing
that they were never taught to do because of COVID,
because they live with their face and the screen.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Yeah, the last bastion of civilization. Kids outside of this
room just still be a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Yeah. Things just change all the time, you know what
I mean. So it's like while everything was over AM
and FM, you know, radio waves for the longest time,
now it's you know, the digital stuff and the podcast
and all the video stuff and stuff that we're doing. So,
you know, while the job is exactly the same, how
it gets delivered changes the same way. You're still using
transportation to get from one place to another, but instead
of you know, hailing a cab, now you're ordering it

(01:05:47):
on your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
It's the same kind of thing where the delivery of
things is changing. But this podcasting and the video podcasting,
all that kind of stuff. Man, it's as big as
it's every bigger. Yeah, and you know, you know you
were on the ground horrible podcasting.

Speaker 7 (01:06:01):
I was on the ground floor and I just didn't like.
For me, I didn't think it was a revolution. I
was like, oh, this is just great. I pushed it
to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I was like, oh my god, you should all start
a podcast because there are no gatekeepers and stuff now
there are.

Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
Yeah, time to get in was back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Then, that's true, but now it is the medium.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
You know, it used to be outside the medium.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I remember we started Hollywood Babylon because Ralph was a
k Rock and the folks at k Rock we've tried
to do it a Saturday show called show Bisbee, and
we shot a pilot and like recorder show, and then
his bosses were like, nobody wants.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
To listen to people talk on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Literally, that was a quote that, so we started doing
it as a podcast and now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
It worked out. Yeah. Well it's Wednesday morning. It is
seven forty four. Whether you like sports or not. Jeff's
got the update for us. All right, rough night for
our baseball teams. Last night, we'll start with to Dodgers.
Back and forth game with the Mariners.

Speaker 13 (01:06:51):
Good game, man, Dodgers ended up losing those seven to six,
eight men left on base base running errors. Tighten it
up tonight, Dodgers. All right, it's Edwin Diaz bobblehead night
tonight as well, so make sure you get there early
on to the Angels. Another late inning falloff for the Angels.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Smash pace here, Ashtros take the league three to two.
Your god Albarez continues of MVP season ashow.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
For the lead of the night.

Speaker 13 (01:07:15):
Nothing going right for the Halos, they lost three to two.
Same two teams tonight at the Big a WNBA. Sparks
lost last night to the Liberty And where it is
my future baby Mama Kelsey Plumb isn't planning on staying
with the team after her contract is up, which is
a bummer. MLS All Star Game is tonight and that's
a quick sports, right, here on the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
All right, Jeff gj Jeff G. Mass all right, So
Kevin Smith is here celebrating his fifty sixth the birthday
at the Starlight Cabaret in Studio City this Sunday, eight pm.
It's out of comedy, there's music. This podcast dot com

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is the website or the Starlight Cabaret dot com?

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
Yeah, you Mitch, bobble Head night at the star like
care right? Get No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Know, but I had to ask, is there like is
every night at a sporting event a bobble head night?
Like is there ever a night with like we're not
giving away anything that see the game?

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:08:16):
I would say like seventy five percent of the Dodgers
Knights are some sort of giveaway.

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
Very insensive oriented. Yeah, Like you.

Speaker 10 (01:08:22):
Know clear pastic bag night. That's a big thing, right
that packs?

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
Yeah, what is clear plastic bag?

Speaker 12 (01:08:30):
So you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Go to you have to have a clear bag? Yeah,
if you can't bring it. You can't bring a bag
that you can't see into into a venue a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
Now like plastic bag are they giving away?

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
But that's the one that like you can bring a
non clear past That's how we're celebrating.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
They'll give you one with like a logo on it. Yeah,
So that way, the next time you come to the game,
you can use that bag with your team's logo on
it and bring all your crap.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
I mean they're feeding many birds with one seed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Yeah, they are sounds like they got they got they
know how to squeeze a nickel out of that sports game.
Theyre just to that now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I mean, you know, hey, what what do adults love
more than anything these days? Toys?

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Toys?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
You're just a comic con. Let me ask you this.
I saw on your social medium because you hosted the
panel or whatever, And so was this your first time
ever meeting Rick Moranis it was as cool.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
As he seems, super sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I was hoping, like, he's going to be better than
all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
You don't want to meet you don't want to meet
your heroes, or you don't want to meet somebody you
already have a really positive, you know, vibe on, because
they can only disappoint you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
But also I was in an environment where like you'd
have to be a real ah to be like, hey, man,
go to hell.

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
You know what I'm saying. Selling a movie at comic
con and stuff like.

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
That, so notoriously one of the nicest guys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Has been I mean, like, this is a guy who
I didn't think I ever meet because he's been retired
for a red hot minute, Like he stepped away from
the business to go live a real life and raise
his kids and stuff. But he fueled my childhood and
built the tracks upon which I later ran my trains
in terms of comedy and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
So I'm up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I was a massive Bob and Doug McKenzie fan, so
I never would have gotten to Jane and Solid Bob
about Bob and Doug, so meeting him was a cool thing.
And they had me to host the Spaceball's panel, and
Rick is in the movie and Spaceball's the new one.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
It's called Did you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
See the movie?

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
No, it's not done yet. It showed us a clip.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Though, Yeah, I didn't know because you were hosting it.
If they kind of showed you some stuff, they're not
even done beforehand.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
I believe me, they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
They're so not done that I was like, maybe they'll
put me in it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I was pretty good on the panel, but it's it
looks funny exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
The clip they ran was really great. But he came
out of retirement.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
This is a dude who hasn't been doing it for
a long long time, and he had a very funny
line up there. He's like everybody thought I was retired.
I was just negotiating, but meeting him was dope.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Man. I would like. We sat down and did the
kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
This is how the panel's going to lay out, this
is where everybody sits as you call out and stuff
like that, and then I went and smoked a joint
and then I came back in and that made me
chill enough to kind of go up to Rick and
I was like, hey.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
Man, can I take a picture with you? And he
was like, oh god, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
And he stood up and we took a picture, and
I was glad I took the picture first because I
wasn't sure if I cry, you know what I'm saying.
If I started like talking to him and started weeping,
then I'd never get the picture. But like, this was
a huge thing, like this guy, like I remember my
fandom for Bob and Doug mackenzie, and I modeled Jay

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and Bob on that on you know, that's similar aesthetic sensibility,
you know, cheech.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
A genre in there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Of course i'ving costilla, but it has a lot to
do with Bob and Doug. So meeting him was a
cool thing. So after we took the picture, I told
him I was like, hey, man, so i play a
character called Silent Bob and I'm stand next to a
guy called Jay in movies for the last thirty years.
And that only happened because, like, I was a massive
fan of Strange Crew, and he goes, oh, Bob, Doug aye, yeah,

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you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
I even asked for it, give me a ry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
So he was wonderfully, absolutely delivered, and on stage he
was great. The moment highlight of Comic Con for me,
And mind you, I had my own hall Ah panel
and stuff with like five thousand people there and stuff,
and I had comedy shows that were sold out all weekend.
But my highlight was when he came into hall H.
Like we brought up the cast and the crew of

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Spaceballs and then you know, I was like, and Rick
moranis and then he didn't come out, and everybody's like,
where's Rick, And so we like combed the audience and
come to the audience and there's spaceballs, the big combs
and pigs. And then they had three dark helmets and
one was a kid, one was another dude, and the
third one was him. And once he lifted the mask,

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they had him on camera on the big green like
the place went nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Once he came on stage, the place gave him a
standing ovation. And he hadn't been to comic con ever.
And this is a guy who's in the DNA of
comic con, like Lewis Tully from Ghostbuster. Yeah, the cymo
or crawlborne from from Little Shop of Horrors, the Worst
Father who ever.

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
Lived in Honey, I shrunk the kid, right, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
He's he's been in the geek culture for a long
time and even though he hasn't been working for decades now,
those movies have still been enjoyed by generation. So he
hit that stage, man, and it was a thunderous wave
of affection. Sixty five hundred is what that place seats,
and I believe they were at max capacity. It was
Friday panel. It was pretty impressive. Usually the Saturdays are

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max capacity, like the Marvel panel. They had to turn
people away and people who had wristbands didn't even get in,
so so many people wanted to be there. I had
to follow the Marvel panel, which is like following John Holmes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
You know, you hear a hot.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Dog in the hallway after that for having But there
they were on Friday, like packed and sixty five hundred
people standing up and applauding and focusing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
All of their affection at this one person on stage.
It was just a beautiful moment. And it's not like
the dude had never been on in front of an
audience before. He comes from Second City, so he's used
to be in front of people. And it's not like
the dude couldn't conceive of Amazon saying they're going to
be sixty five hundred people in that room. I don't
think he was prepared for everybody to be like, we've

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missed you, man, and just give him that moment.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
It was beautiful, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
It's really glad to hear he's a really cool guy.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
I'm such a guyart man, because.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
You want to hear that, right, you want to hear
that Rick moranis is a cool dude.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Very he turns out to be very cool dude, very sweet,
and very like he was not He wasn't expecting it,
but I remember talking to Amazon people, like a week
before going, we better build some time in the schedule
because everything is like you know, timed within forty five
men's and fifteen minutes for audience cune and I was like,
when he comes on stage, though, these people aren't seen
this guy in a dog's age, like they are going

(01:15:07):
to be all over them and stuff, and they were like, yeah, yeah,
you're right, and it did. It went beyond what I imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
So besides that, like do you walk the floor at all?
You get to see anything on the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Floor twice this year because I went to a activation
for Funko. They did this pop Mystery thing and that
that was on Wednesday preview night, which was packed, like
already it just Wednesday preview night looked like Saturday. Then
I went to the floor was a Saturday afternoon to
the Marvel booth and I got the comic that came out,

(01:15:39):
Jay's a Future Past. So they have a bunch of
cos players at the booth, so they tried to reenact
the cover of the comic with me and the cos
players and stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
So that was kind of sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
So I saw the floor then as well, and the
only way I could get on the floor and this
ain't bragging and this isn't even choice. They won't let
me attempt the floor without six, which is like, honestly,
that makes sense, but it's more showy than anything else.
And it's like I get a few minutes because people

(01:16:10):
are like, oh, he's pretty good Kevin Smith cos player. Yeah,
because I'm wearing the whole outfit and they're like, wait,
that is him.

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
And by the time, and I moved pretty fast for
a dude who's thick with two seas.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
So at the end of the day, I can move
around faster without security than with security and get things
done quicker, I feel.

Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
And then you hear people I'm sure be like, oh
he's such a.

Speaker 19 (01:16:30):
Doude, she needs security, Like that was my idea, but.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I hate the idea because they'll go excuse me, and
they push people aside, and it's like unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
So as a fan, because you like all this stuff,
like Comic Con is your you know, Christmas kind of thing,
so of all this stuff, like anything besides like spaceballs
and meeting Rick Morani's like, what was the hands down
the thing they got you geeked.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
The thing that I went for aside from like you know,
it's work on stuff for me and my own stuff.
Was the Marvel panel like and so their panel like
they were in at hall h last year, they were
the year before.

Speaker 7 (01:17:02):
That's when they announced Robert Dan Jr. As Doom.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
So they dropped that trailer last week on Monday, the
Avengers Doomsday trailer, and all of us were like, well,
what are you going to do in hall Ah because
we assumed that's what they were going to show was that,
and instead they showed a brand new trailer which apparently
is going to be at the head of Spider Man
brand new day. So the trailer that they showed us
in hall h which is a very Doctor Doom centric trailer,

(01:17:28):
and to be honest with you, like the first trailer
was wonderful. I would have led with this trailer because
it makes him seem thanos bad for a bunch of
people who maybe aren't that familiar with Doctor Doom. Although
who alive in this culture hasn't encountered Doctor Doom in
some incarnation or another. This is the first time he's
going to be in the Marvel Cinematic universe. You said,
I'm a fan of these things. You could tell listen

(01:17:50):
to the I speak more proudly of this than I
do of my own child than her back. So they
showed this Doom Doctor Doom trailer, which was absolutely phenomenal.
And seeing a trailer, most of us interactive trailers on
our phones, on our laptops and stuff. Generally, we don't
even get to see a trailer in a room with

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like two hundred and fifty people in a movie theater anymore.
We're watching it beforehand, you know, in our social media,
in our on our laptops. This was getting to watch
a trailer nobody's ever seen with sixty five hundred like
minded people who are all there going.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Like that room fun thing. Oh yeah, that's why you just.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Feel the vibe in the room. Movie wonderful. So that
panel like was great. They brought up all the famous
people and whatnot, and that was fine. I always like
seeing Robert Danny Junior like the waiter. Some people come
up to me in life like like your thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I would you say he's nerd Jesus, Now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Yeah, I would say so, And I honestly feel like
he's he's acting Jesus as well, because I don't think
this doctor Doom thing is a payday.

Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
Although I hear he's getting paid eighty to one hundred
for two movies.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Was he of I think he's doing it NERD wants
to in the NERD universe. Was he the biggest star
for that group that weekend? Yes, hands down, Yeah, I
would think. I think that would be the case.

Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
The acting thing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
I think he's doing this Doctor Doom thing because I
think he wants to try to win an Oscar from
behind a metal mask. I think he's won a Best
Supporting Oscar for Oppenheimer, and he was wonderful in the movie.
But I think this dude is like, look, he needs
no money anymore. He has already reached exactly he's making that,
but he's reached a pinnacle.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
How do you go further?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
If I was that dude, and I was an actor
and I was into acting, I'd be like, let me
see if I could win an oscar from behind a
metal mask, but the only thing they could see me
of me is my eyes. That would be a huge
challenge number one, to win an Oscar for playing like
a Doctor Doom like and it's not unheard of. The
Joker has won an Oscar twice now for people who
played the Joker but I think the challenge of doing

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it from behind something that shows no articulation. So basically
his performance is gonna be all about a moting, all
about that voice and everything like that and the way
he carries his body, but he can't use all the
tricks of his face.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
And he's so damn charming. We love that. I think
that's part of the reason he took the job. I
don't know, the guy from Adam and Stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
To do it for a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Yeah, the money dude's like, I'm still.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Yeah, that'd be fun, that'd be cute. Yeah, let's just
say money money.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Cares call in and let us know if that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Eight seven Listener forty four Wooding text us over to
two two nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break,
will come back. It is Shark week on Discovery, which
means it's Nark week. It's cart Arc week here on
The Woody Show. So, uh, Kevin, you're gonna get to
be here as agent Sebastian tries to get people to
do the right thing when you go shopping. Yes, you
do your own shopping.

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
I do. Yes. He's a man of the people consumer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Yeah, so like you returned the cart to the corral
or to the front of the store, or do you
just leave it empty in a spot.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I have to bring it back because I have to
take into consideration that while the whole world's not watching,
all I need is one person to be like silent
Bob doesn't return his car, so I behave.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I'll see how Agent Sebastian did in his encounters with
people in parking lots next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (01:21:10):
Hangar, fellow comrades and mediocrity.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
I want you to listen, very careful.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
You can all go straight to have.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
The Woody Show. Kevin Smith is here.

Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
I'm here for this. I'm here for cart nark.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
I love this concept.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Yeah, so I don't. I don't think we've had you
in for around a cart narks before.

Speaker 7 (01:21:36):
This is the whole concept is new to me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
It's Nark Week because it's Shark Week on Discovery and
cart Narks is such a popular segment with our show.
We've decided, if it's gonna be Shark Week on Discovery,
it's gonna be Narc Week here on The Woody Show.
Agent Sebastian trying to get people do the right thing
and return those cards to where they belong, which is
to the cart corral or back to the front of

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the store, not to be left an empty parking spot
or walkways manby cap spots. People love tossing them in
there because there's so much space there. Yeah, and that's
not where they go. They go back to the car crass.
But just rather than just doing the simple thing and
returning it, people will argue and scream and yell and
sometimes pull weapons, and they'll chase you through a parking lot.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
Are you serious? People have pulled back.

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
I've had no literally beside guns, knives, pepper spray fists.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
Right off the top or once they find out your thesis.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
No, it's it's not just you said a word to me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
If you're coming up to me in a parking lot,
maybe I am pulling a knife. But if it's a
whole different thing. If they're like, wait, there's always are
you busting me for not putting the car.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
It's super super clear, like I'm never like, oh crap,
he's carjacking me that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
He's always friendly. He's not swearing, you're not. It's still
the weapons, but he is calling them lazy bones.

Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
Yes, I don't like that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
And uh, in this case, we're gonna have this addition
features fun with accents. This is a Saugus acid chew
sits and uh, for folks who don't know, we have
different agents that patrol different areas geographically. And uh, there's
this guy, Greg Gory of the Cape Cod Gory. He's
a very fancy gentleman, a proper man, a fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Accent coming out of Greg Gory.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
And he approaches this lady and she just dumped her
cart in the middle of the walkway because it's right there,
and who.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Wants to walk?

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
Now there's a little bit of a wrinkle here, Kevin
is she she does have a disability placard on her
her car, and so that's always that's always a factor.
Now fourth, my mom has one of those, and she
still returns to her cars. There's different levels of disabilities,
of course. But the cart narks what we always do
is when they roll their window dead to talk to us.
The dead giveaway is their attitude. Are they, oh, I'm sorry,

(01:23:45):
would you mind getting that for me?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Are the accusatory?

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
And let's see what this lady has to do when
Greg approaches her about her cart in the walkway.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Oop Steve Wadley woo woop, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (01:23:55):
Well, usually in a better to do that's like your
car back, young lady.

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
In handicapped and have problem walking.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Yes, you need to find him any time to see man,
you're anger. Leads me to believe that you could shake
your car back.

Speaker 12 (01:24:06):
What's up that? I'm like, Mark, I'm gonna assume you.

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
Oh.

Speaker 16 (01:24:11):
The first words were don't you have anything better to do?
Sounds like right, exactly right, essential casting, Yeah, Lois Griffin.
Now so mister Greg gory their agent, Greg Gorey. He
has these little magnets to encourage people to do the
right thing. They're a little scarlet letters. They say, I
don't return my shopping.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Cart like a jerk.

Speaker 7 (01:24:30):
For instance, that's what you put on the car, well.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Yeah, or or lazy bones on board, you know, the
baby on He's gonna is a thousand different versions of these.
So that's the thing that kind of for And you
could have that magnet on your car, drive away and
be beyond with your day and say, well that was
odd weird anyway, or if you if your ego is
such and you don't want to lose the arguments. You
will keep on going about perhaps suing our good agent,

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Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
What would you assume me for you? It's what damagees
that does matter. It's my well it doesn't, it does matter.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
It does matter.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Shots doesn't because in a lawsuit you wait will teach you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
It's my property. It's my property.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
So her disability would keep her from returning the car,
but not from trying to kick someone's ass.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
Right at this point, she's out of her suv and
walking around. It's funny sometimes they'll forget they're supposed to
be and they're like, oh so again, So Greg again
he's there saying, well, you can't. Just people love throwing
that out because they The one thing about with cart
Narks is we've learned the negotiation. You know this as

(01:25:39):
an actor, Kevin tactics. You have different tactics, different things,
different ways you're trying to get yes, different negotiations, Fear, pity,
crying on the spectrum. Right, So in this case, the law,
the fear of a lawsuit. Now Greg has been through
this before, he knows the lawsuits are ridiculous. And again

(01:25:59):
he just explained to her that magnet on your car
is not a lawsuit, what would you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Assume me for you, young lady? And what damage does
that do? Doesn't matter? It's Mike crocketil. It doesn't touch
my pushes.

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
It does matter.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
It doesn't matter your shot, doesn't it. And a lawsuit
a wait from your eye will teach you that was
the hitting there.

Speaker 8 (01:26:16):
And then she baby crowned, right.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
So then she then takes that magnet and she says, well,
guess what you've You've taken me to the next level here.
I'm going to take your maget and throw it on
the ground. You're making you litter.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
It made me do this. We know that Greg does
not like litter. No, no, no, absolutely not acceptable right here.

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
So actually I've got a magnet that says I'm a
little bug.

Speaker 7 (01:26:36):
On it right here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
See, if you were truly if you were truly injured,
you would have said, oh, I'm sorry, I can't take
it back. You were leading cats. No, all I did
was I kind of waved. I said, oh, hey, you
weren't being catted, So you were being attitude. You were.

Speaker 8 (01:26:53):
You were big attitude.

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
Because that's that's the thing with these agents is we'll
often say like yeah, halfway through them screaming whatever, like
you could have just asked us or just at any
point in the but no.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Then then they rewrite history like, no, you had a
crappy attitude. Well we heard the attitude at first.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
It was just like, yeah, fantastic exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
Yeah, Aude was all about her property.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
Now another move that's in our agent's vast arsenal besides
the variety of magnets they use, is they love to
because they know they're milking somebody's ego at this point.
So they'll go to the car side of the car,
the cat that they can that the person can't see,
grab the magnet, blow it, blow their eye level, and
then not even place it on, just to see if
they'll stomp on it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Faut.

Speaker 8 (01:27:38):
I'm not touching you. I'm not touching your.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Exactly, Like do you really care about the magnet or
you know not? So Greg uses that on this lady.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
So by being polite, here's a little bug Magnetim what
are you gonna tell them, mam?

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Remember earlier you said you couldn't walk over to the
carver turd.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Well you've already walked farther than that several times now,
so I think you're lying.

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
No, not mine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
She fell for the failure her tears. Man, that's against
the law. Also, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kick
your ass to He started with suing, then we went
to I'm gonna kick your ass and I pointed this out.

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
I know what.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
He doesn't like this, But that's a that's a felony
assault right there. When you when you get when you
tell somebody in a way that they're intended to believe
that you are going to cause great harm, in this
case their death, that is a felony assault. But people
just don't care because they don't want to be told.

Speaker 7 (01:28:34):
What is the like, clearly he's been through it. What
there's no rule against putting a magnet on car.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Okay, so think about think about this.

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
Yeah, so think about pop to potential charges kevin vandalism, vandalism.
You still gotta have a damage there, like no damage
like with a spray spray paints someone's car.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Yeah, that takes time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Even putting a bumper sticker on, It's like that's going
to take time to the magnet comes right again.

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
The cart arcs there so far ahead of these on
it where we have advantages because I've done this a
thousand times. People have never been called in their crap
a thousand times. But yeah, so there may be in
some jurisdictions you could get a ticket for like leaving
a flyer like like that, that sort of thing. But
the daily write tickets for that when you do a
thousand of them in the entire parking lot, and you
know you're creating litter. If it's a one on one

(01:29:19):
where you're just again with a specific purpose of not
in this case, not blocking the walkway, there is no
there's no never been charged, never even been brought into court,
and none.

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
Of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Although there was that one woman who was threatening because
it was false imprisonment because you had the cart. You
had the cart behind her car to the cart that
she left out in the open space you just placed
behind her car, And she contacted her lawyer and they're like, well, technically,
I guess it could be false imprisonment. If you would
just put the cart back in the crowd, you would

(01:29:50):
no longer be in prisons on your own pitar.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
The idea that was the psychology behind that, well, you're
your cart could be in other people's ways, so let's
see how you feel. But and I my lawyer said
to look, don't even don't give any da an opportunity
to do anything, you know, even though this thing is
on wheels and you could and you have moved it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Uh so we we don't do that. That she is
she is a great a masshole.

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
That is yeah, straight up.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
So now at this point she is This happens all
the time as well, where they won't. They don't want
to lose the argument, so they'll they'll pull out of
their spot, end up blocking traffic, which I don't want
of course, and Agent Greg Grory in this case in
the we'll kind of d escalate, but then they'll blame
me for blocking traffic when again they could have driven
away at any time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
But again they don't want to lose the argument. You
fell for the fake out.

Speaker 15 (01:30:37):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
There's nothing on there.

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
Man, I'm trying nice to you, and you're just you're
threatening to hurt me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
I'm trying to be pleasant and polite. I'm gonna put
that right there, ma'am. I'm trying to I'm trying to
make a simple poyer.

Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
You're blocking Hall's blocking.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
Crew could leave it at any time if you wanted to.
You can leave anytime you want to.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
You could have left five minutes ago, ma'am, but your
ego won't let you because you want to be right too.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Late already didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
And it's other thing, and you know this from video
game culture, Kevin. They a lot of the comments I
see is these people get stuck in NPC loops, which
is a non playable character, like they don't have they
have five or six lines and don't catch my cap,
don't touch.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
It's just like they they.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
Don't want to have a conversation or they're their understanding
of the is so surface level. They just deep back
and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
What I like about it is, you know what, we
love comic books and comic book movies because we're like, oh,
Man of Vigilante, you'll make things right.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
This is the real Batman, you know what I'm saying,
The Batman of civility. It's night the cart Knight returns.

Speaker 6 (01:32:00):
He look, I'm not I'm not going to say this,
but you walk around. You walk around the floor there
at comic Con as I did this year, and you
see they are these little booths like, well, man, I
could probably get some comic books, yes, and some some
plastic you know, Funko style to yes, I could autograph.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Yes, there's a merchandising opportunity here, but don't get lost
in the money, because it's the justice that we're seeking,
Like Batman's never like, you know, I could sell these shots.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
There's a millionaire first true, good boy.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
You know, you got to catch up. You know what,
You're right, you get to sell.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
So, yeah, you're right. You know some comic book people
there are there is a comic book here, well.

Speaker 7 (01:32:38):
Comic book.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
But but I'm saying, like, never mind, I agree with
you one hundred percent, but I'm being serious. This is
the real Batman. Yeah, like, never mind punching muggers and stuff, like,
nobody gets mugged anymore. This is the true injustice in society.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Yeah, it's it's and the.

Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
Cart narks are out there, they're doing their thing Batman. Ink.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Did you see the story about what was going on
in Mexico. There was like a Batman kind of guy
going around. He called the Mexican Batman and he was
from and he was taping them to light poles. Yeah,
looking up, the pictures are funny. These guys who are

(01:33:18):
like steal were they stealing like bicycle stuff like that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Yeah, and I'm not saying Cart and Arc should be
taping anybody to anything that is even better, man, And.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
We do have some I've done some you know remember
the G I Jo P s A at the at
the eighties.

Speaker 7 (01:33:32):
The more so we have.

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
Produced some concepts that's like what I'll do, I'll take
you know somebody. For instance, off the air, Kevin said, well,
what did they say they pay employees to do this?
And I say, well, yeah, they pay employees to clean
your hotel room. That doesn't mean you crap in the sink.
You know, there's there's systems in place, courtyard. So I
produced a several p. S A style things where people

(01:33:55):
come to me, well it's they pay people in the
in the cart and Ark responds.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
With these sort of things and if G I Joe,
Yeah it's animated. Yeah, So you know, the the concepts
already there. I just really need somebody to you know, Netflix,
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Why honestly, like I spent so much time watching police
body cam videos.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
This is even better.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
And that's yeah that's the video. They're all they're all
my p O V, et cetera. So it's really you're
in it video game style again.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
You'll you'll love that. It should be the newest follower
of Cartnarks on Instagram and the cart Narks.

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
I'm there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Yeah, there's a ton of videos up there man. I mean,
I don't know how many you have at this point,
thousands and thousands.

Speaker 7 (01:34:30):
Yeah, there's in the Netflix man, and be like, this
is the future from.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Your word lists to the people that the future, Well,
it's a Shark week on Discovery. It is Nark here.
Show a grey doing the lord's work. Try to get
people to do the right thing and they return those
cards being polite. Here's a little about magnemam. What you

(01:35:00):
get to tell him?

Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
Man, Remember earlier you said you couldn't walk over to
the Carver Church. Well you've already walked part of them
that several times now, so I think you're lying.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
No, it's not mine. She fell for the failure on
her tears. Yeah, man, that's against the law. Also, show
Kevin Smith is here. He's got his show on Sunday
this coming Sunday, eight pm. They're at the Starlight Cabaret
in Studio City. It's his fifty sixth birthday. Honey, Yeah, yeah,

(01:35:29):
I'm getting old. It's comedy it's music. His daughter's band
is playing Cinnamon right his name of the name of
the band, and you can get your tickets at smadcast
dot com. Spend the night where with Kevin Smith for
his birthday doing the Fun show, having some fun on
his birthday. I can't speak smodcast dot com or the

(01:35:50):
Starlight Cabaret dot Com. I'm gonna give you an instant
request here, Kevin Smith. I saw something on your Instagram recently.
You went down this like, man, you went down a
rabbit hole of like old school hip hops. One give
me a lot of old school hip hop and which
I know you love.

Speaker 7 (01:36:07):
Public Academy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Yeah yeah, run DMC like Tougher than Leather. What a
great song? Uh yeah, So instant request, what do you want?

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
Uh, Welcome to the Terrordome. You got it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Welcome to the Territor Yeah, Public Enemy, we do all right.
Instant requests for our guest Kevin Smith again, go hang
with them on Sunday Starlight Cabaret Studio City for his
fifty sixth birthday show. Dude, Kevin Smith knows every word. Yeah,
he's sitting here and pressing Gina. That was Cyler of Culture.

Speaker 7 (01:36:40):
Chuck d What am I hero?

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
Man, they's a big the work of Chuck d Here
is a spoiler of years and the thing uh plays
a big part in the Dogma sequel that I'm writing
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Oh nice, yeah, nice, yeah that song.

Speaker 7 (01:36:54):
I wanted to open Dogma with that song Welcome to
the Tterodome.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Instead we wound up, of course, getting a school were
from Howard Shore, which is amazing. But when I started
writing the Dogma sequel, I was like, all right, what
was how was the table set when I did this
the first time? And one of the things was that song.
That song fueled Dogma was a very angry movie. It's
a lovely movie to watch and stuff and plays out nicely,
but it was written by a guy who was so

(01:37:19):
mad that people didn't see his faith the way he did.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
There are two songs that I associate with you like
when they come on, I think of Kevin Smith. One
is Misery My Soul Asylum play yeah yeah, because the
credits rolled, that's the songs playing. And then there's this one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
And Eliza dishcou and Ali Larder jumping out of a Vandy.

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
Not yet first jump.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
I mean, I grew up a Run DMC fan, but
like so like, of course I knew that song way before.

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
Logo on like this is very rundy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Oh yeah, that logo in particular is literally inspired by
like the retro run DMC.

Speaker 7 (01:38:14):
You know thing for sure, we're from me from the
same place finding out here we are Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Yeah, that's crazy Jersey, Pittsburgh and Jersey, and then you
know the Jersey thing obviously.

Speaker 7 (01:38:23):
How often do you ever go back to Pittsburgh? Pretty often?
Will you a Marrio kid?

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Uh? Of course?

Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Yeah, of course yeah, and and Mario brothers.

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
All three Marios the pillars of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
So I know you're for the East Coast? Did you
say Mario?

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Yeah, all right. So Kevin Smith's your phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You get in sentence
a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 8 (01:38:46):
I've never and have no desire to and do not
know how to bake cookies from scratch.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
The other thing as a full of ron adult, it's
I don't know how to drive a stick.

Speaker 7 (01:38:59):
Little ship.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
The soon to be fifty six year old Kevin Smith
is our guest. Well, yeah, like, what when did you realize?
I think everybody had that like, Okay, well I think
I'm officially getting older now. For me, it was when
I heard and it was faith No More Epic, that

(01:39:23):
song Faith No More Epic. I heard it in the
grocery store. I'm like, damn all right, so that was
like that song like this.

Speaker 7 (01:39:31):
But yeah, walking around shopping we all know, yeah, which
smack whels do?

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
That was that was a that was a big one
for me. Also, to a much lesser degree, was I
think I told the story our first set of friends
that had a baby and we were with them one
night and we had to stop on the way home,
so I think can get cash for the babysitter. I'm like, wow, okay,
though that's adulting kind of stuff, you know. But you know,
fifty six is different, right, like like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
Old, but like sixty to me is like man like
it's we watch a lot of programs, me and the wife,
and now we do this all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:40:10):
How old do you think they are? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
You know, it's like let's find out and you do
the ould Kidman dive and you're like, well, she's like
only two years older, But how come I to look
like that? When you have Matt Matt Damon's my age
and look at him in the Odyssey. That's possible, you
know what I'm saying. And then I keep seeing these
these these like articles online with the like it's really possible.
It was kind of low impact, like it took him

(01:40:34):
six months, but you can do it too.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Oh sure.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
I feel like the world's trying to tell me something.
But I'm like, and then I saw did you see
Charlie's thereon? Was like yeah, She's like I know it's inappropriate,
but I couldn't stop staring it. Matt Damon's body on them? Yeah,
set of Odyssey. Did everyone see Odyssey?

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
That sucks though when you come across these posts where
it shows you know, old timey actors and how they
were in the roles and at the time you thought
they were like eighty and mister was like whatever.

Speaker 19 (01:41:06):
For eight, Yeah, we're older than mister yeah yeah, for
will be one yeah, or anyone in a position of authority,
like the president's younger than me or whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (01:41:17):
That is very scary.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Yeah, But like also you start to realize, like man Jesus,
like you go to sign up for something, you got
to put your date of birth, and it's the scroll,
scrolling scroll, especially if you're doing on your phone, you're like,
it looks like a like a slot machine forever trying
to find the year.

Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
The ultimate adult thing when you realize, god, we're kind
of getting old is when you're just trying to make
a date to have dinner with friends and you're all
flipping through and going, I could do a September fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Yeah, you gotta be careful about to sleep wrong, you know,
so you know you'll have that muscles killing for a week.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
I've been misleading myself too, for the better part of
thirty years now because of the job, Like it's easy
to deceive myself into not feeling my age.

Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Yeah, I always feel eternally eighteen or so.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Wearing a hat backwards, you're rocking acky jersey lot and
all of it is like look.

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
At an overgrown child.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
But sooner or later, my body will be like spin
that cap backwards as much as you want, but you
better get up and go to the bathroom for the
sixth time this evening.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Old man Morgan, you like to pride yourself on being
a youngster. I'm very young, although I think she's kidding
herself all of it.

Speaker 15 (01:42:22):
I'm trying to convince myself of that. I'm thirty two.

Speaker 7 (01:42:24):
Yeah, so is that making the youngest person in the room.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Oh by far.

Speaker 7 (01:42:28):
You don't have to say like that, good morning here,
look at them, a bunch of old people.

Speaker 15 (01:42:33):
Bring the youth into the room.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Okay, So let me let me ask you this. You're
thirty two, okay, so do the math on that. Born
in ninety four. Okay, clerks, you're born with clerks came back? Yeah,
all right, So Morgan, what does b kind rewind mean?

Speaker 17 (01:42:50):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:42:50):
That is from a movie, and it's odd it is
from a movie. Okay, what does it mean? It means
when you take back your VHS from Rinse. Okay, I
wasn't sure that I have it started at the beginning,
because then that's rude to the next customer if it
starts at.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
The end of the movie. But there was a movie
by the same name. Okay, But you're right, you're right
that already existed.

Speaker 15 (01:43:11):
Yeah, double points.

Speaker 7 (01:43:12):
It is the the cart narch of its day. You civilly,
you had to rewind before you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:18):
Brought us, had one of the rewinding machines because you
didn't want to hurt your own.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
Is Yeah, why ruined your wear and tear?

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
Why was it one that looks like a car? I
remember that?

Speaker 15 (01:43:28):
Yeah, rewinder, and what happened if you didn't rewind it?

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Did they get?

Speaker 20 (01:43:33):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:43:34):
Really in nineteen ninety dollars, it's like today?

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
I was sure.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Were you sure you're going to do that?

Speaker 9 (01:43:41):
Term?

Speaker 15 (01:43:42):
I mean I never did it right? Too young, but
I know about it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
And blockbusters are still a thing, like you know, oh yeah,
well ninety four yeah something, but like to where you
were old enough to realize what these these places? Yeah,
we would about music stores. Bucket music Store is still around.

Speaker 15 (01:43:57):
Yes, Virgin Records.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
I loved that, right, That's the thing. This is where
I started to get a little like it's gray area
for me, Like what like for frame of reference for
someone like Morgan, Like what does she remember she was
ever being.

Speaker 7 (01:44:09):
A telephone or put punch buttons on a telephone?

Speaker 15 (01:44:12):
No, I've seen those phones before in like museums.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Oh the rotary one, the scrolly thing, but like a
home phone. People still had a home phone.

Speaker 15 (01:44:22):
We had a home phone, but it was cordless, yes,
and also when we only because she works here, worked here,
so I tried to get through trying to win something
or try to get on the air, and it was
a busy signal.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Counter a busy signal in life before you worked at
a radio station, everything is like call waiting at.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
A certain point.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
I find that now I get pissed if I call them.
There's like a busy signal.

Speaker 8 (01:44:48):
Yeah, still aggressive.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
Did you ever call for one one?

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:44:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
What is a when you call information?

Speaker 7 (01:44:55):
What do you? What do you?

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
What are you calling that? So when you would call
for one one? What was that for the process?

Speaker 15 (01:45:00):
I could ask maybe like Sally's phone number down the
street or her address. You ask about personal things like that,
where you could ask like where's the local pizza place?
Where they tell you anything?

Speaker 7 (01:45:11):
Right?

Speaker 15 (01:45:12):
Where do I get my plan? B?

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
They were strictly plan like here's where you get some stuff.
They were strictly here's a phone number, phone number. But
you'd be like, hey, where do I get pizza?

Speaker 7 (01:45:22):
Be like that's not my purview?

Speaker 17 (01:45:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Yeah. But people would also call for time and temperature right,
and how they answer at the tone the time will
be four twenty and it was time to smoke weed.

Speaker 8 (01:45:34):
It ruled because then you you could use it as
a fake out and like pretend you were talking to people.
It would just tell you the time and temperature over
now right.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
And the phone number was popcorn, remember yeah, seven sixty seven,
and then any four numbers and.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
It was yeah, yeah, it wasn't in our form, and
one it was a separate.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
Number, five, five, five and number. And someone would tell
you a joke because like ninety nine cents or what
you call it? One joke?

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
You know what I kind of miss because I remember
doing this. The Trenton Times was the local paper, and
I would open it up, and you know, our parents
were like, oh, okay, we can go see a movie
this weekend. You guys, my sisters not you go through
the paper and find the movie you want to see.
So we we look for the thing or whatever, and
then uh, we'd start calling around even though the times
and stuff were in the paper. What time. I used

(01:46:20):
to like calling the movie theater and listening to the recording.
I thought to myself as a kid, like, man, you
know what a cool job would be to be the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Does the record podcastle Cinemas and Atlanta guylands.

Speaker 7 (01:46:35):
One of the first things I did was like I'm
leaving the message I used to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
If I call that right now, say, if I call
that right now, it's it's your message to podcast. What's
what's the number?

Speaker 7 (01:46:47):
I don't we can look it up. Oh you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
Okay, well okay, hold on. It was like for the audis,
I'm not that, but I'm the greeting voice.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
It should be unless they replacement of like, hey man,
you've reached podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
I'm looking it up right now. Hold on, it's got
to be like an act. Okay, here we go, seven three, two,
all right, Colin, right now to zero four? Yeah, okay,
all right, let's see what.

Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
Happened in exchange.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
Your call cannot be completed remembers right? Oh you know
I didn't put.

Speaker 7 (01:47:28):
The one in the well. You know what, I heart
doesn't hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
They took all the phones with at our desks. Yeah,
we have nothing. We don't have office phones.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
That's right, they did. Do you even need them anymore? Though?
Do you remember the long distance calls?

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
Morgan? Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:47:43):
No, never made one.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Let's say, where's Kevin? There an employee that is going
to pick up?

Speaker 7 (01:47:51):
No, it's too early.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
Ah right, thanks for God's Podcastle Cinemas. I'm your host,
Kevin Smith showing.

Speaker 15 (01:48:02):
To the.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Not enough space to leave a message. Now you know
you can look into that getting fired.

Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
Yeah, someone is losing their job. In cinema, somebody's losing
a movie, Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Let me ask another one, Morgan, all right, put it
on layaway.

Speaker 15 (01:48:22):
Oh okay, I think my mom did this. Shout out
to her. If you want to buy something at like
Macy's and you don't have the money, you could say,
I want to put this on lay away. I'll come
bring you money later. Yeah, take the product home?

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
Or did you leave it there? And a lot of
people are doing that like a Kmart all the time,
you know Kmart? What was the other one? You remember,
James Way, when you were.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
A kid, you would make fun of people by being
like your mom's buying a buying tuna fish?

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
Yeah, or like what was the blue light special?

Speaker 7 (01:48:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
What what's the blue light special? I don't have no clue,
no idea.

Speaker 15 (01:48:58):
I'll take a guess, Deli sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
No, it was a Kmart thing, the blue light special.
So like so Kmart was like a Walmart or a Target, right,
and like a discount kind of a store. Right, And
let's say, oh, ladies and job attention kmart shoppers. We
have a blue light special right now in sporting goods
and it was like tennis rackets are you know, twenty
five percent off? And there was a wheelly cart that

(01:49:22):
had a big poll on it with a big blue
flashing police light kind of thing on it, and they
have it in the sporting goods section. They turn it
on and it was a blue light special.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
You gotta understand, we didn't have the internet, we didn't
have cable TV even so we had the blue light
so fun.

Speaker 8 (01:49:38):
I have a question because this involves cell phones, so
you might know it, Morgan, do you know what nights
and weekends calling is?

Speaker 15 (01:49:45):
That's when you got you weren't charged for calling after
a certain time or on the weekend?

Speaker 7 (01:49:49):
Yeah, yeah, seven pm you were charged more in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
I mean the other thing I remember, you know, as
a kid, and then you walk into a place, you
go to a I'm still trying to see it. Make
sure make sure before somebody gets fired, to make sure
that's actually like a.

Speaker 7 (01:50:01):
I'm gonna a thing you do that I'm gonna text
somebody off. You're embarrassing me.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
And I'm saying, like when when you would go into
a restaurant and they were smoking or non smoking. You
actually stole a choice, and it was the smoking section
was just divided, just like how you would say, this
is my side of the room with your sister.

Speaker 7 (01:50:21):
The room.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
You stay on your side of the room. There's no barrier.
It wasn't a plane.

Speaker 7 (01:50:25):
It's still alive today. Weird.

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
Yeah, no shoes, no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Speaker 15 (01:50:31):
That's still got to be a thing, right.

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
I want silent for a few minutes so I could
fire people.

Speaker 15 (01:50:37):
Roll the window down like manually, mean something else, like
how would you get Yeah, my dad had pick up.

Speaker 8 (01:50:47):
If you were in the car and there was no lighter,
but somebody wanted a cigarette, what would you do?

Speaker 15 (01:50:51):
Oh yeah, I'm like, I got this little round cigarette
thing that I'm not supposed to stick my finger in.
That's I never saw it work, but it's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Yeah, because now it's like a dummy plug.

Speaker 7 (01:51:04):
Because they don't sell cars with him anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
Well, there's there's still like sometimes a cigarette adapter like
that where you could plug something in charge sometimes, but
there's not the the apparatus that actually coil. That was
heat up. And my son took the little plug out
and he was looking and goes, how are people supposed
to light their cigarettes with this? It didn't look like this.
It was in the same shape, so.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
Renumber One year, I was nine years old and I
was sitting in front of my grandparents house. They lived
around the block from us, and I was in the car.
My mom was like, wait here, you can do that.
Then you can leave a child in a car.

Speaker 7 (01:51:37):
And for two hours. So he went to the light.

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
Because there's no entertainment, no keys, no radio. So the
lighter still works when the cars off. So I push
it in, you wait for it to heat up, pops
back out. That was entertainment. Then I took it out
and I started making imprints because I was like, oh,
look like it's going right there, circle, circle, circle.

Speaker 7 (01:51:59):
My mother got back in the car. She's like, what, yeah,
we're not supposed to do this. It's crazy. Man. When
you're a kid, like you know very well, like this
is going to get you in trouble, but you're like, well,
let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
Yeah, And I did a whole magnet in front of
the TV. Thing.

Speaker 7 (01:52:13):
Oh my god, that's a parent's nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
But it looks so cool. It looked like a piece
of furniture, Greg, the TV was it like in one
of those like what do they call them?

Speaker 7 (01:52:26):
Those?

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Yeah, those TVs that looked like the TV.

Speaker 8 (01:52:29):
It was entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
The console console, Oh yeah, wooden console.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Mine was a wooden console like the It was a
piece of furniture. Right nowadays you on TV is flat
like this, it's you could get them for like nothing.
Back then, it was a giant piece of furniture that
had to be dusted, like I would have to pull.

Speaker 7 (01:52:47):
Out the pledge and dust it still, stay away from
the photos on top of it. Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:52:52):
Do you remember how the really rich families had those
screens with like the blue light projection TV red light.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Yeah, if you're on the side, that was the big
deal Man family.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
Any rich people. I saw that at a store, Like
you go into the store display mode, you'd be like.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
What some people had to televisions?

Speaker 7 (01:53:10):
What some kids had.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
Some people had two phones. I remember we had one
phone in the kitchen that was a communal phone. I
remember when we added a second line, but not a
different line, just to phones, so I could pick up
the phone in the living room instead.

Speaker 8 (01:53:25):
Holy cow, Morgan never heard I got it hanging out?

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Are getting kicked off the internet because.

Speaker 15 (01:53:32):
I do know about that you do and that screechy.

Speaker 7 (01:53:37):
Put it on the level.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
Yeah, well, Kevin Smith always great. To see it two
times within a month, that's that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Thank you for welcoming me in. And I'm so glad,
my god, this's almost at your computer. But I'm so
glad I was here to to discover cart narks.

Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
I'm gonna think about that forever and.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
Dates the way I've lived my life because I have
always the card away in the last twenty thirty years
because I'm like, what if somebody sees me and then
come in stuff? Now I know, like I wasn't being
parent possibility.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
Yeah, well, we've invited Kevin to go out carbon arking
with Agent Sebastian.

Speaker 20 (01:54:15):
I'm doing it, but I think I'm gonna do it
a solemn bob. I'm gonna do it with Kevin Smith's
funny speak. It would be all sham and be like, hey, man,
I made clerks, why are you doing this? You know
two things I have nothing to do with each other.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
Go hang out with Kevin this Sunday, eight pm, his
fifty sixth birthday, at the Starlight Cabaret in Studio City.
It's tonight of comedy and music. His his, his daughter's
band is playing there and it's gonna be fun. You
get to watch again age right before.

Speaker 7 (01:54:43):
You're see it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
Watch everybody, Such a pleasure, kids, you're doing the Lord's work.

Speaker 7 (01:54:48):
Continue on more.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
What do you show next?

Speaker 4 (01:54:50):
Thing up?

Speaker 7 (01:54:55):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
This is the Woody Show. I got a a clip
here to share with you guys. This this drug dealer
in Florida. He ran from the cops. He tried to
pull him over, and he took off and then he
went into this, uh, this brush next to the highway,
which posed zero problem, the zero challenge for the police.

(01:55:19):
Duke and Greg oh Good sniffed him out in record time,
and the cops they're arresting him. And as you're gonna
hear in this clip from the Body Camp, he was
on the phone with his girlfriend while he's being arrested.
Now with that, would that impress you, ladies? Absolutely not
see it seems like that would be well. But isn't
that a preable to Hey, I need to be bailed out? Yeah, yeah,

(01:55:42):
maybe my lady needs to give you money. But something
tells me that you know you know, the man getting
into a fight, we know would turn Morgan on. She
likes that kind of stuff. But getting arrested would that
would do it for you?

Speaker 15 (01:55:56):
Maybe not like in real time, but if I meet
a guy and he has been arrested, I think that's hot.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
Yeah really so trashy, white trash, And you wonder why
she's not? Is it anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:56:09):
Is it just the drama?

Speaker 8 (01:56:12):
It's a bad boy exact. Isn't he a better bad
boy if he doesn't get caught?

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
Oh good, point that you're supposed to grow that when
you're like twenty five.

Speaker 15 (01:56:22):
You're supposed to I'm holding my youth.

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
The cop to arresting him, he's on the phone with
his girlfriend, gives the girlfriend a shout out during the
arrest to me, I don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:56:33):
Come on to me, show me your hand, we'll get it.
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
I love, I love you. That's what's up.

Speaker 8 (01:56:48):
I love you?

Speaker 5 (01:56:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:56:49):
Yeah, you know you want to secure the bail money
or or he loves her or he loves that is
going through his mind right now? Yeah sure, I don't know.
How about that emotion of love? Oh yeah? The other
body camp footage, the Tony Romo, Oh so good. Oh yeah,
old w I Oh right, yeah, operating while intoxicated. Yeah,

(01:57:12):
that's what the official charge was. So this is his
drunk driving arrest. And he tells the cop he's on
his way to see his grandma and grandpa.

Speaker 7 (01:57:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57:21):
Here we got a couple of clips of Tony Romo
and his encounter with the law for the DWI.

Speaker 15 (01:57:26):
Where are you coming from.

Speaker 7 (01:57:27):
The golf course? Grandpa?

Speaker 15 (01:57:30):
Okay, how many drinks have you have? Are you willing
to take any clips?

Speaker 13 (01:57:34):
Sobriety said, okay, step out of the vehicle, step out
of the turn around for me.

Speaker 2 (01:57:41):
All right, Okay, so what he did this is not
so bad at all.

Speaker 6 (01:57:45):
He did the exact right thing because at the second
they ask you to step out the vehicle for you
are going to jail.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
There's nothing you.

Speaker 6 (01:57:52):
Can about at that point the field. Sobriety, that isn't
a past fail thing. That's just to gather evidence on you.
You're going to go to jail because are gonna find
a way to make you fail that and he and
he knows right then and there, Yes, I'm gonna spend
the night in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
I'm gonnaet arrested, but I'm not I'm not gonna blow.
Do you have any personal experience with this? I'm asking
this legit question, but I've talked to We used to
have a du I lawyer on our old show, so
that's what I.

Speaker 8 (01:58:15):
Very anyone ever passed?

Speaker 15 (01:58:19):
Did he didn't? That just happen not too long ago?

Speaker 7 (01:58:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Wait, yeah, I think I remember something like that. Yeah,
because you said talked about we can just tap in
the vomba. I always forget we have a microphone over
there in the history that passed. How does he?

Speaker 8 (01:58:37):
I don't think that's normal.

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
You don't have Was this a d w R? Or
do you stop and they made you get out?

Speaker 7 (01:58:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:58:42):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (01:58:42):
So they put me over thought I was tricking and driving.
I had smoked, Sure they did.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
Yeah, I have another theory. Look at his shirt. By
the way, he's wearing a Dare shirt. I wear this shirt.

Speaker 8 (01:58:57):
Just say no Tom not being high exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:59:00):
But put me over thought. I was driving, driving drunk.
I swerved a little bit looking for my friend's house,
and I got out of the car, told him that
smoked about an hour earlier, and then I went through
all of that. They smelled the weed, so they cups
and smelled so I'm not a lion. Is the worst
thing you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:59:15):
For So that's his permanent smell. Yeah, he won't. He
won't smoke for a week, and he'll still from all
the marijuana.

Speaker 7 (01:59:23):
He is concerned.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
Yeah, but I think they let you go off of
vibes though, right, because you were a vibeing with them.

Speaker 12 (01:59:28):
That's probably it, you know, just too cool to go.

Speaker 8 (01:59:30):
To the walk the straight Line?

Speaker 12 (01:59:32):
Oh yeah, I did the entire walk the straight Line,
count thirty with your eyes closed?

Speaker 7 (01:59:37):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
Now, to be honest, do you think that you should
have been arrested?

Speaker 17 (01:59:42):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:59:42):
No, no, no, no no no no no.

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
Were you you know, honestly, were you impaired enough that.

Speaker 7 (01:59:49):
You know not?

Speaker 12 (01:59:50):
I wasn't part at all. The reason I sw was
because looking from our friend's house and I was like,
you know, trying to find him, like look one way
and your arms like come naturally turned.

Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
That I mean just because you're really good at it,
you know what I mean? Like, I know, like I'm
a really good texter and driver, but I know I'm
not supposed to be doing that.

Speaker 12 (02:00:06):
Well, I'm pretty good driving when I'm high.

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
Sorry, that's because for some reason, dude, it's always it's
always the weed people who will sit there and argue
with you that they're a better driver when they're high,
or that it doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (02:00:21):
Like you know, drinking.

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
They will argue that there is a difference between being
drunk and driving and being high. I think there is, definitely.
I still want to do it. Look at the steps,
you know, if you feel different, you drive different. Sad
one more Tony Romo Clipper.

Speaker 15 (02:00:43):
And then when my partner brought the backpack that you
wanted and there were a few shooters in there that
I observed, drink you willing to submit to a PBT.

Speaker 2 (02:00:54):
What is that machine that you've b on?

Speaker 7 (02:00:57):
We're not doing that, ultimle, don't ever do that.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
Okay, No I didn't.

Speaker 7 (02:01:07):
Because there's a plane taking off.

Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
Yeah, well we'll get your parents.

Speaker 8 (02:01:14):
Mister Romo, did I pass turn around?

Speaker 7 (02:01:16):
You're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (02:01:17):
Know personal breath?

Speaker 7 (02:01:20):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
So, yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:01:21):
He he just said.

Speaker 6 (02:01:22):
What I was saying is that because I'm sure he's
been drilled into his head once. Once you're in that position,
it's you cannot win. Yeah, you can only provide them
more evidence. He's actually talking way more than he should.

Speaker 5 (02:01:32):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
Yeah, no, no, thank you. All right, Oh cool, just
take me in. I shut up. But I mean, but
at that point is in he already screwed. And I mean,
you know what, what did he say.

Speaker 10 (02:01:41):
The context that you don't build more evidence against you,
You just shut up, get in the car, and then
call your lawyer. That's I think he did the right
because he said I'm you know, I'm gonna call my lawyer.
That was the first thing, and the second he said, no,
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (02:01:54):
So he declined.

Speaker 6 (02:01:55):
She said she found the shooters are airplane bottles in
his bag. He and he rightly said they're not drunk.

Speaker 8 (02:02:00):
Yeah there, they weren't open.

Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
I had a little bit of back talking on his end.
I might have said it was cool and he wasn't
like being like He's like, wasn't But what does that mean.
It's just like if I went to the store and
I bought a case of beer. It's not like there's
a bunch of go back and forth about it.

Speaker 6 (02:02:14):
Well, I'm not arguing that. I'm saying that overall, he's
not a bad interaction. He's never not going to get
arrested during that whole interaction. So he's just like let's
just get this done with get my lawyers. I think
he comes up pretty damn good there.

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
Yeah, did you ever see the videos Menace of the
Guy or Jeff, I'm sure you've seen this. This guy
he works with kids like in the inner cities and
stuff and like some of the the poor, like minority
areas and how to deal And he's like a dude
who's like teaching these kids how you interact with a
police officer, how you interact in a certain situation.

Speaker 7 (02:02:43):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's really good. He's he's awesome because they'll
they'll do like a whole thing where they acted out
and they're they're teaching the kids these things about like
what you do and what you do not say, and
how to say it properly exactly. I've seen school. We're
gonna bring up the video he's doing the lord's work
he's doing. I think he's doing a really good job.
He's he's funny too. That guy's funny of the little

(02:03:05):
person climbing up the light pole in Vegas when the
cops were trying to talk to him. No, I've not
seen that one. That's a good one. I mean, dude,
I built a pretty good algorithm. I have not seen
what I've not seen that right yet.

Speaker 5 (02:03:17):
Yeah, it's a little dwarf who shim up a pole
in Vegas? Yeah, the wh.

Speaker 2 (02:03:27):
So uh, Jet Blue is trying to make first class
flying a little bit more affordable. So we're not We're
not saying cheap, they're saying more affordable. That just means
less expensive, still expensive on the pretty cheap sid Already,
those Mint packages could be quite affordable, I would agree,
comparing to others, Yes, but just in general, you know,

(02:03:51):
I mean, just flying in general is is still really expensive.
I mean I've gotten really good.

Speaker 10 (02:03:55):
Last minute upgrades, like at the airport, like before the flight, like,
but never beforehand.

Speaker 2 (02:04:02):
They're announcing a new fair. It's called Blue first Base.
You get in the first Base. The only confirmed lost
features so far is the ability to select your seat
in first class, so you still may end up in
one that you don't want. But I mean, now, who cares.
Now on the flip side, the fair is cheaper than
normal first class, and I just expected to roll out

(02:04:22):
here shortly. Now I saw a whole thing about why
flying has become more expensive That has nothing to do
with the fuel, has nothing to do with the fuel
or anything else. The airlines have realized that one first
class seat one at regular fair brings in more revenue
than three rows of economy row US first class people

(02:04:45):
are paying for the rest of you US first class people,
which obviously I knew that they made more on the
first class seat than they did on the rest. But
like Man three, they said, on average, on average one
the revenue for one first class seat is more than
what they get the rows of economy. When you look

(02:05:06):
at the booking, like dude, there's no middle ground. It's
either cheap af or The other reason Yeah goes to
this point is that now all the airlines are reconfiguring
all their planes to have more of these premium seating options,
whether it's first class removed, yeah, or the expanded quote

(02:05:29):
premium economies you have more leg room. And then the
actual rows of economy economy there's like five of those.
That's how all the planes are. So that's why the
overall the price is more because they're making more by
selling these premium these premium seats. All I would like
is a thank you for your service when you're walking
past me towards your back seat. Please, okay, here we go.

(02:05:50):
The numbers don't lie, No, they don't lie, thank you.
But that's that's why. So whereas there might have been
what three three or four rows of first class, two
per side, and then the rest, the rest was all
the economy seats, and they were all the same, those
days are done those days And was it the United
or somebody recently They they're waiting to get some kind

(02:06:13):
of sign off from some official agency, I forget which one,
and so in the meantime, in the meantime, they just
made the almost the entire plane first class seats. The
entire plane is first class seats.

Speaker 7 (02:06:25):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:06:25):
There's like a Singapore airline that's like that.

Speaker 8 (02:06:28):
I thought you were going to say that that crazy,
that crazy blueprint that you always see circulating a couple
of times a year where it's kind of stacked like
two stores, one on top and then one on the bottom.
Of your lives are under the other seats straight out.

Speaker 2 (02:06:43):
Yeah, I don't. I don't think the airlines are looking
to do stuff like that. I think it's the opposite.
It's the opposite. So that's why it's you know, we
get like a Southwest, even Southwest now a lot of
their seating is now the extra leg room seating because
I'll charge more those I mean they charged more in general.

Speaker 7 (02:07:04):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (02:07:04):
Yeah, yeah, god, it's so exciting. No, not a discun airline,
I would say, by any mean no, not anymore. People
always cry about leg room. But if you're average size
or six feet and morgan, no one's here taller than
six foot one in this room.

Speaker 15 (02:07:17):
I know you are fine.

Speaker 2 (02:07:19):
I have no problem with the leg room.

Speaker 6 (02:07:20):
I have problem with touching some fat shoulder and and
belly fat and side fat mass fat. Well, I told
you I'm not if it's if it's over two hours,
it's first class only.

Speaker 2 (02:07:34):
That's the protein. That's a hack for all you. He's
a humble guy.

Speaker 5 (02:07:39):
Intel room book the suite, yeah, or look up that website.

Speaker 10 (02:07:47):
I was talking about seat maps dot com. Yes, and
they'll like show you the configuration of the plane and
then sometimes you can like, oh, this seat is actually
pretty cool because you would know that there wasn't a
person in front of you. Yeah, person in front of
you and things like that.

Speaker 5 (02:08:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:08:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:08:03):
There is the same same type of math being done
on hotels. Like they're not building any more Hampton ends.
You know, they're just not. They're not building that level
of hotel anymore. Now they're building all stuff that is,
uh that brings in the higher dollar for that same
traveler who's paying for the premium seat on the airline.

(02:08:23):
So it's all going that way. What they call it
a K graph. So it's like yeah, so it's yeah,
so like one is going super high, the other one
is going from affordable all the way down to the
other side. So it's becoming, you know, a rich person's game.
Middle traveling in general time just in general, know what
I'm saying, But like where it's like there is no

(02:08:44):
middle ground. Nobody, nobody's fighting for, nobody's fighting for the economy.
There's either motel six or four seasons. Yeah, pretty much
there's nothing in between.

Speaker 6 (02:08:54):
To me. The hotel, I don't know, you kind of
feel this way. What the hotel I do not care
about as much really at all. As long as it's clean,
conditioned and the.

Speaker 2 (02:09:02):
Shower has hot water.

Speaker 7 (02:09:03):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:09:03):
I can't tell you how many times, man, we go
to like some place and uh, for whatever, it's my room,
my room, the shower doesn't get hot the.

Speaker 5 (02:09:11):
Shower, the rental cars, the rental car is not right,
I had this big stretch of my life where every
hotel room I got was the handicap room.

Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
So walking giant when you're checking in greg and they
think you need it, that's probably.

Speaker 7 (02:09:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
I almost had a freaking heart attack with one of
those rooms. I didn't realize it was one of those
rooms and uh something whatever it was the the the
the sound went off. It's supposed to get the person's attention,
deaf person. Dude, that thing your pants damn near stop
my heart?

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (02:09:46):
Holy crap? Yeah, freaking out. That's a good question.

Speaker 8 (02:09:50):
See be because you said you essentially you'd rather fly
first class than stay in a nice hotel.

Speaker 7 (02:09:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09:54):
Like I say that the Marriot has a thing called
Moxie and they are tiny little traveler rooms.

Speaker 8 (02:09:59):
That's so interesting because I am the exact opposite. I
have flown all over the world in economy and when
I get there, I want a beautiful hotel room. And
now it doesn't have to be the best one, but
I'd like to walk in and be like, look at.

Speaker 2 (02:10:08):
This, I'm on vacation.

Speaker 15 (02:10:09):
See.

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
I think that's a girl thing because you guys want
stuff to be cut. Yeah, but it's not.

Speaker 8 (02:10:14):
It's just like this is where I'm gonna be spending
every night, or this is where I'm gonna be lounging
around and the plane ride's over. I don't really care
about that anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:10:21):
I hate people, I think more.

Speaker 8 (02:10:22):
That's actually that I buy that.

Speaker 2 (02:10:24):
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Speaker 5 (02:10:34):
I mean, I've had goneree a few times, and I'd
say I haven't had gone Rietaity show.

Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
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(02:11:04):
Also check out since it's Nark week, check out cart
Narks on Instagram and on YouTube. I mean talk about
like just hundreds and hundreds thousands of videos. Just search
cart Narks on Instagram and YouTube that's all I got.
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 5 (02:11:23):
We'll speaking of which, Shark Week is the safest week
to go to the beach because all the sharks are
busy being on TV.

Speaker 2 (02:11:31):
This is their busiest week, right. Plus you know, you know,
even if they're not like on the shows this year,
they're hosting all the watch parties and stuff. Yeah, so
hit the watch now, Yeah, going to signings, you know,
at all the events. So you're right, it's a good
good time for them.

Speaker 7 (02:11:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:11:48):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Wood Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Thursday. Have a great day, MD double N.

Speaker 7 (02:12:00):
I quit this bitch.