FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 31st 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Listener discretion, Is.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It lies.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
That this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well,
today is the final day of July.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It is July the thirty first, twenty twenty six. It
is also the final day of the week. Today is Friday. Dude,
Day five five, Day five five. Yeah, it's day five
of five. All right, It is the Woodie Show. Thank

(01:15):
you for being here, Woodie, Greg, we got Sea Bass,
we got Morgan, Jeff Jute is here. There is Vaughn,
We got Dumbass Tyler, we got Bored, we got Menji.
Thank you for being here. It is the Woody Show. Yeah,
well do it? We should. At some point we can

(01:37):
switch that song up, maybe Andrew w K. Maybe we
can do another classic remember this song, Oh what a Black? Yeah?
I got a fun fact involving this song, by the way.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Really yeah, So it's taken fifteen years, but the Rebecca
Black classic banger Friday has finally gone platinum.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah really yeah yeah. I just saw a photo of
her posting with the Fatum record the other day. My question,
do you have what the platinum means these days, like,
well it's one million sold. They sold one million units,
so a million people purchased. Nice. Yeah, this is obviously
the remix. I think we threw some Charlie Sheen in

(02:20):
here at some point out winning. Yeah, well I think
it was at that time. I've said, yeah, November of
twenty eleven.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Boom, that was timeful what you did the.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Weekend I saw he. I just saw her do that.
DJ said at.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Bang seven grad rocks and finishing them, because that's how
I roll.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I have one speed, I had one gear party. He
just said, yeah, stagecoach, how her boots. It was really good. Yeah,
all all good, all around.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Also, this sorry apparent apparently fifteen demand streams equals one
album unit and one hundred fifty streams equals one single unit.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
When it came out, it was a joke, but now
it's regarded as nostalgic pop culture staple.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
And it was that like scheming, Uh what was ARC
music Factory. It's like, don't you like to make us?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well yeah, it's like if you know you were going
to singing or whatever, your parents could pay. Remember that
back in the day, the mall, the mall or the
amusement park and there. Oh yeah, you can make a
little music video. Yeah, same type of jungle love those places. Yeah,
Rebecca's still making music. Her second album is coming out
September fourth. It's called Age of the Exhibitionists. Played some

(03:47):
of her first album. You liked it, greg as I recall.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Don't remember I remember this one obviously?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you remember this one? This was the this is
the Chinese.

Speaker 9 (03:58):
Versions and Toms.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Toms home Ma.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Fridish. Wasn't I love that rule? It's very vibe, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's like so coffeehouse today is.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Lifeguard Appreciation Days.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Lifeguards.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I saw some I think we've talked about these before
that every year they come out with the annual like
salaries of some beach lifeguards, like in California.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
It depends how much time and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, I'm always thinking like lifeguards are like teenage kids
at a pool over the summer.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
If you're high ranking and you have a lot of
overtime and stuff. Some of them were like, man.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Four hundred and are they paying more now because there's
like a national life guard shortage.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Yeah, they screwed. They screwed the taxpayers over You are correct, right, exactly.
Oh yeah, sorry, if your lifeguard, you don't deserve a
four hundred and fifty thousand dollars salary. I appreciate you too,
I appreciate what you do, but you're scamming the system.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I mean, you're a glorified babysitter. Like, how often
do you really have to go in?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
It depends. I think this summer that's been extra busy
for lifeguards all around the country. But what is extra
busy making hundreds of rescues a weekend? Yeah, hundreds in
certain cities.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
I saw a couple of videos of a guy, some
guys and there was a one that was going around
this week of some kid in I think Newport Beachish area, Smart,
Orange County, California.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And then they did they saved lives? Is it for
fifty dollars a year?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I thought it was like, you know, every five days. No,
I think they that they grabbed that little like booy
looking thing and right out there.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
I thought the same thing until just recently where there
was hundreds in one weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
New new Baywatch series coming out, So yeah, yeah's National
Mutt Day. And then he got oh, Nash Avocado Day,
Greg Oh my gosh, keep that industry in business. You're
welcome National Raspberry Cake Day. And it's shredded wheat Day today.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Right behind you Wood. Yeah, you've been eating a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Of I stack on it. Yeah, so boring yeast. Yeah,
well it's the frost is frosted. Yeah, Sea Bests brought in,
uh all that food for the Walmart, which, by the way,
I still I'm still seeing crap like he's so out
of touch.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Now I'm literally in touch, like literally everything I did
was backed by numbers and showing his work. Yeah, I
was showing my work. I was showing macros and dollars
and cents fiber.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
He did not show macro.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Im sure as hell did. Look at the videos I
gave Vaughan.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
I gave Van all the nutritional breakdowns, including protein, including fiber,
including micro nutrients, but everything they okay, guess what it's
in there. Don't know how much B twelve you're getting,
but it's enough.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah. Uh, today in nineteen seventy one minutes today in history. Yeah,
now do you believe this? The first men to ride
in a vehicle on the moon. So on this day
in the l r V, the Lunar Rover vehicle, sort
of like that lunar dune buggy, the Moon buggy, the
Apollo fifteen astronauts. They went for like five miles on

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the lunar surface.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's the right, It looks cool.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Do you believe that that they did that?

Speaker 10 (07:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
What was a new movie that just came out to
the Moon? I think with Channing Tatum changing and uh
whatever whatever her name is. They had a theory in
there that the moon landing did actually happen plus the theory.
But they also but but America America wanted it to

(07:39):
look so good for television that they shot their own version, okay,
and they that instead.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
This is this is what happens when not me.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm just saying the movie said this is that.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
That's what happens when you confront conspiracy theorists with facts
is they'll take back the first but they don't want
to give up, so they'll hedge it.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let's say, Okay, we did go to the moon, but
we also shot the fake and that's what we know.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, so that's what we air.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
So when that's how science is great at this is
like we they'll show somebody evidence, they'll be like.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, I don't want to give up my I don't. Yeah,
I don't want be wrong, so yeah, I'll hedge it.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
New theory.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay, watch it. I wonder how Sammy's doing. I know
sucks that she died.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, real blood God.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I couldn't believe that she was getting crushed by a
Stanley mug who that's so yeah, just tipped right over.

Speaker 10 (08:26):
It was full.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Thought.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Would have helped her.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
All right. Time for your birthdays and your birthday.

Speaker 11 (08:35):
Show, SHA's shimmer day, won't it's.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Ship and you know you don't do.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Uh the spare of the alarm. Samuel will be back
on Monday, which was very much alive.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
She's totally fast.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Celebrity birthday JK. Rowling, Rowling, how are we supposed to say?
It's sixty one years old? Creator Harry Potter, worth a
bajillion dollars. Yeah, you got Wesley Snipes who is sixty four.
BJ Novak, actor, writer, producer from the Office forty seven.
Mark Cuban. Now there's a billionaire Mount Lebanon alumni.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Your mom's legal.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Our owner of the A's Shark Athletics batball team. He's
sixty eight years old today, New Year, Next year's big
birthday Rico Rodriguez, who played Manny on Modern Family.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
The most disposable character TV hated that character.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, to the point where it's carried over to the
real person. He said. He hopes that Rico Rodriguez dies
last birthday. Ever, he just disliked the character, that's all.
That's all, Rico. He's twenty eight. Dean Kane, best known
for playing Superman and Lois and Clark the New Adventures
of Superman the TV series. He's sixty. Zach Brown, the
Country Music Star is forty eight, and Menace Little Uzzi, Vert,

(09:57):
Little Uzzi. I think he got a shout out at
one point.

Speaker 10 (09:59):
Vert.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's right, Yeah, I knew I had a clip in there.
Oozzi Furt still no diamond in his forehead?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I know, no, God, he's only five four.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
He's a little girls actually for.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Really legally lil Uzzi Furt.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
And then today's part of birthday is Sylvia Soprano. Now
Today's birthday girl. She has seen more action than Arnold
Schwartzenegger's Sylvester Stallone film Festival. That's a that's a lot
of ful well written. No, it was well written. I
was butchered it on the more action than an Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester's.
That's just a lot of essen. Yeah, that's just especially

(10:37):
for a guy. The list two and twenty six fine films,
including Italians bang the hell out of each Other. Oh nice.
She was in sixth Girl Lesbian Gaping Party. Oh God,
also Gape your heart out Volume one. She was in
Sylvia to comes to anal temptations. Oh, I can't take it.
She was in My vagina needs warming up volume one,

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and then you can forget her in squirts and censors. Oh,
Sylvia soprano. This is the most sas inn birthday.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
God, you don't have a speech impatterment.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Exactly twenty nine years old today, and that is your
porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays. Here on the wooded shlf,
we'll take a quick break more. What is show next?

Speaker 10 (11:19):
Hang on?

Speaker 12 (11:20):
So what do you Joe Richers?

Speaker 10 (11:24):
What's up?

Speaker 13 (11:24):
Podcast listeners? Are you listening from Texas or near and
around Baldwin Park. I'll tell you more about Texas in
a second, But this Saturday, August first, I'm gonna be
in Baldwin Park, California, at w SS shoe Store.

Speaker 10 (11:38):
What's up? Everybody?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
At Menace?

Speaker 10 (11:40):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (11:40):
I'll have a bunch of giveaways for theme park tickets,
concert tickets, what do you show, merch and more. Plus
it's a back to school events, so free school supplies
while they last. Also will get away free haircuts and more.
It all happens in Baldwin Park at WSS Shoe Store
on Baldwin Park Boulevard. There are two locations, so make
sure you go to the right one Balliwin Park Boulevard

(12:01):
This Saturday one to three pm. I'll be there and
then put this on your calendar. If you're listening from Texas. Addison,
Texas near Dallas, I'll be at Lazydog Restaurant from noon
to two pm on August twenty second. More details coming,
but put it in your calendar. August twenty second, Lazy
Dog Restaurant noon to two pm in Addison, Texas. In

(12:24):
the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
And I got one of those notifications on my column.

Speaker 14 (12:30):
This is show.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
And we are into another new hour. Whatdi Greg Mediz, Yeah,
we got Gina Grant. Yeah, she's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Well, it's a big weekend for theaters. Spider Man brand
new Day with Tom Holland and Zendia is out and
it has ninety eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Theaters are
sold out everywhere. It's estimated to make around eight hundred
million dollars worldwide in just this weekend alone. Also out
this weekend, I Want Your Sex. That's with Olivia Wilde
plus above and below starring Antonio Banderas. And if you're

(13:05):
staying home this weekend, Supergirl hits streaming. If you're even
remotely interesting.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, I want to see that.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
It hits streaming this week though, devil worst product to ye.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
And it's a perfect streamer. I saw it in the
theater with your wife, Woodie and is kyuh.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
What I'm saying. It's a good streamer.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You don't need to go obviously the big headlines Spider Man.
I can't really speak to a lot of the superhero
stuff because I'm not like hardcore, you know, like a
comic con nerdy, whatever kind of person. Somebody who is
an authority on this. Our friend Kevin Smith, he was
posting last night on Instagram. He's already watched it twice.
He saw it on Wednesday and he saw it again

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yesterday and he loved it. So yeah, yeah, it's got
the Nerd stamp of approval. No, yeah, I definitely want
to see it. It's not going to be in Imax.
They have a new format that Disney put out for
it'd be interesting to see what that even looks like.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
And they think it's going to make eight hundred over
the weekends.

Speaker 8 (14:04):
Yeah, popcorn buckets.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
They still don't get why people get so giked about
how much a movie makes.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
You're not getting any of it. To just see how
much it made, it just means that many people are going.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I understand, like, you know, you bought a stock in whatever,
and oh my god, you see what happened with the
whatever stock?

Speaker 8 (14:21):
My money?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, all I know is that you paid one hundred
thousand dollars for a popcorn I think Gene is right.
It's just fifty thousand dollars for the ticket, not the
amount of money. It's just like, oh, the amount of
people that went to the theater to see it. I'm
more interested audience score, what's that look like, critics score
how much it made? None of those things interest me.
And then obviously people that you know, your friends like
what their take is on it. I think there's so

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many people that they they they follow the crowd. Oh,
it just made all this money, it must be good.
There's a lot of there's a lot of things that
that draw like a lot of eyes well, whether it's
a TV show or a band, and it's like, doesn't
make them good.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, that's true, but it depends more into your point
on the second weekend, because everybody's just curious, so they're
going the first weekend. But once you start young, it
wasn't that great and if it falls off the second weekend,
then you know it sucks.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
But it works in reverse as well, like with Oppenheimer,
critic loved, you know, critics darling and audience loved it.
Made a ton of money and it's.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
A poor fast Going back to my point, it's the
reason I was really excited to watch it because I
love Killiam Murphy. He's awesome and you know story i'd
be interested in knowing more about and I was so
like amped to see it. But as more people that
I knew saw and I heard more about the audience scores,
it turned me off to it got like dude, super yeah,
you still haven't seen it, Dude, don't watch it.

Speaker 10 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Well, the dad of the teenage a hole who shot
and killed four people at Appalachi High School in Georgia.
He's been sentenced to fifteen years in prison.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
For his role.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, the dad, the dad, damn Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Colin Gray, he knowingly gave his son the ar style
rifle that was used in the attack, even after his
son had mental health issues. So a jury found him
guilty of second degree murder, involuntary manslaughter, and a lot
of other charges.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, what part of that's seem like a good idea? Hey,
this kid's got mental issues. This will help go work
it out with. Oh, we have really bad, irreversible relationship issues.
Let's have a baby that'll fix this. Yeah, baby's fix it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
That puts a mandate on it.

Speaker 10 (16:16):
Well.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Prosecutors asked for an eighty year sentence, but the judge
said the dad's actions were criminally negligent, but he wasn't
the one who pulled the trigger. And earlier this week,
as we talked about, his son was sentenced to life
in prison without the possibility of parole. And speaking of prison,
Sean Calm, Sammy's favorite, is now being released from federal
prison on January twenty fourth, twenty twenty eight. That's about

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a month earlier than they thought before. That was going
to be February twenty third, twenty twenty eight. Officials haven't
explained why the date changed, but release dates can be
adjusted on stuff like inmate behavior.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
He's been a really good boy.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
He's such a good boy, although earlier this month he
did get in a fight with another inmate, but apparently
that's all good now.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
So Diddy is serving a fifty month prison sentence after
being convicted on two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution,
but he was acquitted of the most serious charges of racketeering, conspiracy,
and sex trafficking, and his legal team is also peeling
the conviction and sentence. But we'll see him in twenty
twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, he'll be performing and people will be there.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Oh for sure, Sammy will be there.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, Freval's right, she'll be on steamboat Willy's shoulders.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Well, a little while bag Dumbas Tyler was telling us
about that Sho hey O Tani baseball card that could
sell for like a couple million dollars. That was the
one that Otani signed in English and in the Japanese. Well,
that card was found and sold in less than twenty
four hours. The card was pulled by a collector in Florida,
and a few hours later it was sold to Secure
Collectibles that's partially owned by the way a little fun

(17:47):
fact by Shark Tanks Kevin O'Leary. Mister wonderful. It's mister wonderful,
mister fantastic, mister wonderfick. Okay, well, the official sale amount
hasn't been revealed, but word is they paid eleven million
dollars for it. I heard more than that. Oh really,
that's the word on the street.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Hold on, I'll look at it.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Well while you do that, the sale makes it the
third most expensive card, if true, ever sold, behind Michael
Jordan and Kobe Bryant and a Mickey Mantle card. So yeah,
the word is eleven million.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
What are you seeing?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Um got a piece of cardboard somebody's face.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I thought I heard something closer to twenty million.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
WHOA no way? Yeah, because like they bought it, this
uh mister wonderful company bought it and then they turned
around and sold it to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
They flipped it.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Well, yeah, they flipped it and then the guy because
I heard the guy's name. I want maybe the card
expert Tyler, or maybe it got I'll pull all the
information together.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I'll get back.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
And that was the first sell and the second self.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Drag everybody through my my googling.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Well, let's talk about more buying and selling. It looks
like eBay is about to pay fifty million dollars to
a Massachusetts couple after this bizarre harassment campaign was carried
out by a bunch of now former eBay employees. When
I read this, I was like, this did happened?

Speaker 8 (19:00):
I just a documentary about this?

Speaker 10 (19:02):
Really?

Speaker 15 (19:02):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Okay, okay, So you're gonna have to add a little
extra color, Morgan, because this couple runs a newsletter about eBay,
and prosecutors say some eBay execs got all butt heard
over the way they covered them and the comments they
made about them, so they launched this campaign to intimidate them.
It started with threatening messages, then went to creepy deliveries
like live insects, which Greg would have loved. They sent

(19:24):
a funeral wreef and even a bloody pig mask. The
couple say they were stock threatened and harassed for months,
and I believe it eBay execs. So in twenty twenty
seven former EBA employees were charged. Most pleaded guilty to
crimes including conspiracy and cyber stocking. They got either prison
time or house arrest. The couple says they'll donate part

(19:46):
of their settlement to charities for groups like ones that
support the First Amendment.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Just take the money, any of that idiots fifty million?

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Really?

Speaker 16 (19:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, yes, okay, because.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
They're not to be shipped just out in the open.
They'd be in a box. Open the box. Oh my god,
it's bugs. Close the box.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Take your fifty killerbes Well. Finally Afroman is back in
the news. So remember all the crazy Afroman drama that
we just went through. Well now he's suing one of
the sheriff's deputies who sued him after a twenty twenty
two raid on his home in Ohio. So you might
remember that deputy searched his house on that drug and
kidnapping warrant, but they never filed any charges, and then
Afroman ended up using the home security footage to make

(20:27):
that series of music parody music videos making fun of
the raid, and seven deputies responded by suing him for defamation.
They wanted four million dollars. Well, Afroman won that case,
and now he's suing one of those deputies. He claims
the lawsuit was filed just to harass him. He wants
damages and attorney's fees, plus money lost for income and
emotional distress. He's trolling these guys, right, I don't know

(20:50):
if he's trolling them.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I think he's just I mean, he did have to
pay money to defend himself.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, but like with the videos and the parodies, and
now he's suing this to it's.

Speaker 10 (20:59):
Lick them low.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
It's his way of getting back these guys who clearly
were just like they were I don't I hate to
use the word bullying, messing with him. They were screwing
with him, and it's like every once in a while
they've probably have done that to god knows how many people.
But then you got somebody who had a platform and
you screwed up. You know, you screwed, You're done, messed
up Aaron, and he had the way to just turn

(21:23):
you into a total joke. And then you got all
but heard about it. They tried to like turn this
into something against him. He won that and now it's
like all right, I had to pay to defend myself. Okay,
So he's going after them for that stuff, and in
the meantime, he can make all the songs he wants
because it's freedom of speech and it's all based on
stuff that happened to him. Yeah, his security footage. Yeah.
So he's and he's done. He's a no negative light

(21:45):
in my eyes in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
And when I say yeah, I'm not saying that's a
bad thing. I'm just saying at this point, is he
messing with him? But you're right, attorney's fees. Why should
he have to cover those?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
He didn't start this show in his house.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah, yeah, well that's what's going.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
On with Thank you very much, Gina gran I got
a bunch of card info. H. I'm saying a bunch
of that, but I got some other stuff, uh, for
the card world and the card fanatics like Tyler kayh yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Can you imagine like you get it, you know, a
pack of cards. My brain can't even absorb it.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
It seems like modern day publishers clearing house where they
show up at the door the balloons and the giant check,
like you just opened up a pack of cards and
inside is this, you know, thing that's good for them
to give you this one of one card I can
immediately turn around and sell for millions of dollars, right,
So cool man, some people just have all the luck.

Speaker 10 (22:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
It's like Tyler, what would you do?

Speaker 13 (22:47):
Man?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Like you open a pack of cards and you have
that it's like a voucher card, right, Yeah, it's a
redemption card. A redemption card. That's that's how That's how
I already talked about it. So then you trade that
in for the actual one of one. Yeah, I think
that's smart because, yeah, you don't want to get the

(23:07):
real card. Yeah, well not that.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
I think people would just be stealing all the boxes
just to have the card itself.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
So there's a couple of ways you can do it.
You send it well car, So if you're redeeming it,
what you can do is you can either go pick
it up in person. For like something this big, they'll
probably allow you to pick it up in person. If
you want to send it in for grading, they could
send it in on your behalf and p. S A

(23:34):
actually has a vault that they keep all their big
stuff in. If you want to keep it in there,
I would just take it. I would have it, like,
because it's worth so much money. I would pay for
the private security, like Greg's always one of the briefcase
with it, and have them deliver it and deliver it,
you know, my guys delivered to the grading place and
sit there and just wait around.

Speaker 10 (23:54):
Honestly, I would.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I would do that and pay them for their time,
you know, because you have it, and then what's all
that I would ever let that thing out of my
sight until I had the opportunity to turn around and
sell it to mister wonderful or whoever, you know kind
of thing like that's that's the move.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, there has been the move some cases where the
card that they're selling is so expensive they have to
get the deal done at the bank because there has
to be by of.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Course, think about like how much the paperwork to buy
a house. Yeah, you know, paper paper, paper, sign sign
signed right, Yeah, well do this card shop owner in
Japan Daily Mention of Japan is going all out to
catch the person who broke into his store. He posted
on social media about how the shop was robbed in
the middle of the night on a Pokemon cards were stolen,
and the first post didn't get a lot of attention,

(24:40):
so he retweeted it, and this time he shared the
security footage and he put up a one million yen
so it's about six grand in US dollars, a one
million yen bounty on the head of the thief. The
shop owner says he wants the thief to be returned alive, like,
don't actually kill this guy. So people are now, you
know how people with the Internet and they like a

(25:01):
good challenge.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
They're all over it.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
They're looking for this dude. They asked if they could
get trade in value to buy Pokemon's cards if they
find the guy with The owner's cool with Daddy says,
as long as they're breathing.

Speaker 10 (25:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
So far the thief has not been caught, but I
think it's just a matter of time. Oh yeah, you
all over it? Yeah, man, you get these card They
all crazy, people like Tyler get over these things. Sometimes
you look at it as an investment, the same way
people looked at like, you know, beanie babies. I look
at it because I feel it is more legit than
beanie babies. Yes, yeah, like because baseball cards always had

(25:35):
a lot of Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
But Tyler, like, in the in the long run, Let's
say you have this card that is in the news.
Isn't it essentially going to just be sold and then
sold again, and then sold again and then sold again. Yeah,
it's not going to just sit in somebody's living room, right, well.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
If they're super rich.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah, it really depends. So in the case of someone
like Kevin O'Leary, he might actually keep it all around
his neck.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Now that's that's for the image thing. It's the same
reason he wears two watches. Mister Wonderful wears two watches
because he always he has a pretty crazy watch collection.
But it'd be like a guy trying to show off
how many cars he has in the nice cars he
has by driving two cars at the same time.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
I saw a podcast that he did where he said
he brought out one of his Jordan cards to I
guess a bunch of people at Rolex and his words,
he's like, they fell to their knees and they were crying.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh yeah, I don't know about that. You can't you
can't take him literally. So Okay, you think Tyler spends
a bunch of money on cards in crap? Yes, this
is the list. These are the ten priciest sports cards
ever sold. So this doesn't include Pokemon or any other stuff.
These are just sports cards according to bro Bible. Is
that a decent stuff for stuff like this? Yeah, I

(26:47):
figured it sounds like it would be bro Bible. It's
been around for a while. So Number one is the
Michael Jordan Kobe eight Upper Deck Exquisite Collection Dual Logo
Man Autographs cards. Most it sounds like it sounds like
an Emo Bands album title. So this is both signed
by Kobe and Jordan.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
It is both signed by Kobe and Jordan. And then
they have like that NBA logo patch on the back
of all the jerseys on that card.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, and that is actually the second most expensive card,
twelve point nine to three million, the most expensive. It's
the second most expensive piece of sports mobile. Okay, that's
the number one card sports They broke it down here.
They kind of tricky with awarding here. Okay, So that's
the number one card as far as the value. Second

(27:35):
most expensive piece of sports memorabilia after a jersey that
Babe Ruth wore when he called his shot in the
World Series that sold for twenty four point one million.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, all right, So then the number two priciest card
is the Mickey Mantle nineteen fifty two Tops Card twelve
point six million. The nine Honus Wagner T two O
six card seven point two to five million. That's the
name I Always Hear In. Card is over one hundred
years old, so that makes sense. Number four in the

(28:08):
list A nineteen fourteen Oh nineteen fourteen Baltimore News Babe
Ruth Card seven point two million. Number five Steph Curry's
two thousand and nine Panini National Treasures Logo Man Autograph
a Panini Sai. Yeah, the name of the company was
Bei five point nine million. Number six the Lebron James

(28:30):
two thousand and three Upper Deck Exquisite Collection Rookie Patch
Autographs Card five point two million. Number seven is the
twenty thirteen Aaron Judge Bowman Chrome Draft Pick super Factor
Autograph card. The names are pretty funny too, yeah, five
point two million. Number eight is the eighteen Flawless It's
a Luca Rookie Logoman card so Basketball card four point

(28:51):
seven million, and then another Luca card to twenty eighteen
Panini National Treasures Logoman Autograph Card four point six million,
and then number ten twenty seventeen Patrick Mahomes, Panini National Treasures,
Platinum Shield, Rookie Patch Autographs card four point three million dollars. Tyler,
what's your holy grail? Aaron Hernandez.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
You know what, there is a guy that actually collects
like guys who are just like really bad people. Car
he has Hernandez, the guys of Michael Vick. I think
he has a Mike Tyson like all that stuff. So
but for you, like, what is there for me? Number
one card, the number one that I own. I have
a con Kinupple number to twenty five autograph. It's a

(29:35):
perfect ten ten, that's graded. I have it for like
ten ten grand.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
No, you ladies getting moist talks like that, falling off
my chair.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
So if you wanted to cash in on that, where
would you sell that? I could sell take it to
a card show. So the biggest one that's going on
right now is the National in Chicago. Some of the
dudes selling cards over there have it for like two
million dollars. Yeah, damn, it's big money floating around there
right now.

Speaker 15 (30:06):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
The one we missed out on, the auction that we
missed out on was the KFC auction. Menace Why they
had a big KFC auction. The former home and some
memorabilia from the late Colonel Sanders went up for auction,
the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It was his five
thousand square foot home, which he named Blackwood Hall, his
personal watches, an autographed cash register, one of his boat toys,

(30:32):
his cutlery set, a bust sculpted by his daughter, and
a commercial gas range from his former residence, all one
of and people bought this stuff. Yeah, and people are
talking about their boats. That'd be kind of cool to watch.
And maybe the bow tie.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
The house is pretty cool. I don't think it's.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Easy, but like considering you paid a premium because it
was Colonel Sanders house. You know, the autograph cash register
is twenty. I don't know why that's that's so random. Yeah,
I think if I could buy, because Greg, you like
TV and movie houses, famous famous houses, I think if
I can, I would buy the McFly house.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I could see that.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I don't know, you think it's a Pacoima or Alita.
It's right, it's right, Yeah, it's kind of what. What
about the the doc Brown House.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
That one's awesome, that's in like Pasadenas in Pasadena.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I would rather have. I would rather have the McFly house.
I think it's more recognizable. Yeah, or the Goonies house
man yeah in Astoria, Oregon. Yeah, that'd be old time
that'd be cool. With the Brady Bunch House, Greg.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Yeah, I mean it's also too old timey.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
The home Alone house maybe, but to have it's to
have like a piece of memorabilia from something that you love,
that would be beyond believe.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
How about that Hannah Montana's house.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
You're talking to the wrong crowd. That's how old do
you think we are? The Hannah Montana house? Or maybe
what about the doghouse from Blues Clues? Maybe the Ghostbusters?
Maybe that you fee this the Ghostbusters building that oh yeah,
the firehouse. Yeah, Oh that'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Oh that's nice, Hannah. I'm Montana's house is nice.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
That's nank.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Tyler. Do you watch that show King of Collectibles? It
seems like you would warship that show. I think is
that the one with Ken Golden? Yes, yeah, I've seen
the first season. It was it was pretty good. I
like that because it's mostly sports memories.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
It's mostly sports, but like so some of them they
go into people's houses like, Oh, I have this whole
thing I'm trying to sell, but I can't transport it.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
And it's just a treasure trove of stuff you didn't
even know existing. Yeah, wild Tyler, do you collect any
magic the gathering or is it all spoiled?

Speaker 17 (32:35):
Now?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I am not Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I've dipped a tiny bit in the Pokemon, but the
gathering is that's top.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
So, dude. The collecting, the buying, the flipping of the
Pokemon cards huge for a while now. But Japan they're
working on regulating the cards because the trading cards are
no longer just consumer products. The Pokemon crazy has led
to problems. They say they can't ignore the biggest problems
they've had so far counterfeiting money laundering for Pokemon cards,

(33:03):
and so now they want to create laws to keep
everything under control. And it's still the very early stages,
but they say Japan is able to regulate the cards
of the US, we'll look into doing the same thing.
I was at the grocery store. They had one of
those Pokemon machines, and they had a dude whose job
it seems to be just to kind of hang around
this thing and keep other people from hanging around it.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
They have signs up about like you can only stand there.
You can only stand there and quote loiter for no
more than like ninety seconds. Yeah, they have a sign
up because people will just camp out there in the
grocery store.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Pokemon machine yeah, grow up space.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, So they stand there, they wait until it restocks.
They'll fight anyone that tries to like get in the
general vicinity of them.

Speaker 14 (33:46):
Fight.

Speaker 18 (33:47):
No.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
I swear these dudes are wearing literal adult diapers because
they stand there so playing.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
It's Aisle fourteen adult. Yeah losers. By the way, I
just looked it up. They're shooting a new sea and
of Pond Stars next year. Can't you see Tyler on
Pond Stars?

Speaker 10 (34:03):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
You Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I've been watching a
lot of the clips. Yeah, you look like the average
customer of a Pond Star.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I love all like that ancient artifacts, like that stuff
that's all history related, like all.

Speaker 10 (34:17):
The cool Dan.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
You look like a guy who pawns stuff. I've actually
never done that, you know what I mean. He looks
the kind of guy who goes there like as a customer.
They can be like a customer profile.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Dude, you could be Tyler.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
You'd be a new character on the show, like their apprentice.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
Yeah for that kill himself or something.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
No, really bad motorcycle accident.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, you could replace And.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
One of Rick Harrison's sons recently died.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I don't know who these people are, so I've heard
the name of pond Stars. Yeah, but there's like you
could be like Chum Lee's like long lost cousin or something. Yeah,
you have a trouble quality eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text check in over to
two two nine eight seven quick break more what he
showed next? Hang all right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

(35:15):
are we ready for Minister's late night monologue?

Speaker 10 (35:18):
We can review.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I hope you're wearing your comedy pants because it's about
to get funny.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
You're diapers, ladies and.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Gentlemen, boys sending girls?

Speaker 12 (35:29):
He many?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
What's up everybody?

Speaker 13 (35:36):
It's been hot all over the world and I'm here
for it. But I got admit I prefer ball's hot
over scorching rectum.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
You know what I'm saying. This team would sell a
butthole fan because I need it. Probably it's a good
one man brand. New Day is out shooting ropes and theaters,
I mean webs.

Speaker 13 (35:56):
There hasn't been this many white ribbons on the screen
since Great Gory Sex Tape. Great, didn't the industry say
it was a stupid dumb amount of loads of struggle
of webs like you said, a new industry standard?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Correct?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I did? Yeah, drop in loads, dropping loads so much web.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Speaking of stupid amounts, Doctor Anthony Fauci pleaded the fifth
over one hundred and eleven times this week. And it's like,
just because you hinted over taxpayer dollars to Eco Health Alliance,
which gave six hundred thousand dollars to Wuhan Labs, doesn't
mean you can't mean you can't tell me the color
of the carpet, Fauci.

Speaker 13 (36:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's that got your tongue, doc, Okay, the
carpet was brown.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
By the way.

Speaker 13 (36:46):
Uh, did you know the average costs of the of
US missiles being used and Iran is twelve million dollars?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 13 (36:54):
Yeah, And are we shopping at the Gucci Rocket stores.
Let's like start slumming it and go to Michael Kor's
Our Kate's fade.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You feel me?

Speaker 13 (37:05):
Girl?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Well we found.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Killing her.

Speaker 13 (37:10):
Yeah, we found out Morgan is going to Japan this
week and with her, with her height, she might put
Godzilla out of business.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's like girls spare Tokyo, you know.

Speaker 19 (37:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (37:22):
Yeah, No, I'm just kidding, Just trying not to cause
any more earthquakes when we're going to Poundtown, you know
what I'm saying, Trying to visit next year.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Netflix. Netflix is being sued for over one hundred million
dollars for losing Nicholas Cage's movie in their office. And
I'm like, Netflix, first check the dumpster in the back,
a toilet garbage. Yeah, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I love Nick Cage, but one hundred million dollars, Come on,

(37:50):
we might be overshooting ninety nine million dollars. I don't
know what I'm saying. All right, Big Watch is coming
back and it's like, Holy Hooters, Batman, do you feel me?
Tony Tony Roma got Tony Romo got arrested on suspicion
of on suspicion of being impaired while driving. Just look,

(38:15):
just because you look super hammered doesn't mean you're drunk
and Just because you have an open container or a
bag full of mini bottles doesn't mean you're drunk. All
it means is you're not a boring bitch? Am I right? Greg?

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Absolutely accurate?

Speaker 13 (38:30):
Hashtag freak tony, hashtag Greggory's driving school. Someone in Florida
won eight hundred million dollars in the Mega millions. Imagine Greg,
they can buy five backyard umbrellas.

Speaker 10 (38:46):
Maybe.

Speaker 13 (38:47):
Also, someone in Florida pull though, pull though tawny card
and got eleven million dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
So people keep on knocking Florida.

Speaker 13 (38:56):
But I don't see any of you broke pitches becoming
a million dollar becoming a millionaire off five bucks. Yeah,
stop being haters and get a vision board like Morgan.
Like Morgan, didn't you put blow your back out in Asia?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Be more like Morgan?

Speaker 5 (39:17):
All right? Where were we at?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Okay? SpaceX recently launched a classified payload to space but
sources say it's great Cory's dump truck of space dildos?
Can you confirm our deny? I was gonna ask you
to advance.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Is this monologue going to be about sexual devians?

Speaker 10 (39:36):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Because I love it? All right.

Speaker 13 (39:39):
Minnesota water treatment got hit with a cyber attack this week,
and when asked for comment by residents, they said, oh shucks,
it's pretty crappy, you bet, y'all.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's my Minnesota, A good one, authentic.

Speaker 13 (39:54):
A California mom, A California mom gave birth and a
jack in a box parking lot. And to be outdone,
Morgan is giving birth to nine months Jangles.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Shout out the Boat Jangles.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
On a rebounding This is good.

Speaker 13 (40:12):
The Top pod Paid Podcasters list came out this week.
Weird No Woody Show, but twentieth on the list. A
podcast that records only twice a week remotely for one
hour is worth eighteen million dollars. Look, guys, if we
keep on working harder, not smarter, maybe we'll hit the
top five hundred.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Anyways, we have a great show for you here.

Speaker 13 (40:36):
Talking Heads is gonna be a and Ganghis Khan, who's
gonna sit down for an interview?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Happy Friday?

Speaker 10 (40:43):
All right, there go.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
And he brought the heat this week. That was the
best whatever, I mean, not as hot as the time
that Morgan's.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Gonna have in Japan.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Broken in Dude, I can't wait for the Boat Jangles birth,
you know, Oh yeah, I can. Man you're gonna throw
your back out. We're gonna take a quick break. Nice job, Menace.

Speaker 20 (41:07):
Show.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
We've got the d U i Q coming up for
you this hour. Before we get to that. Gina's been
going through something. Yesterday she said that she got a
frad alert.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yep, Well I didn't get a fraud alert. I got
an email today.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
You got a fraud alert.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
No, I got another email. Oh so not even no.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay, so did you confirm?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I did?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
But let me let me paint because we know what's
going on. But okay, so you know there's scams and
these charges show up every once in a while on
your card. Okay. So Gina's like, oh my god, my
card got used packed whatever? Uh where was the Chick
fil A? It was a chick Virginia, a Chick fil
A in Virginia. Clearly, clearly she's not in Virginia.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I got my receipt, thank you for my order.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
So did you go on your bank's website on the
card web site? I called the bank okay, with the
number on the back of the card.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Correct, Okay, in my credit card phone number.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
You confirmed there was a charge from Chick fil A
in Virginia.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I did, and not only did I ask, but they
read the amount and I confirmed it, So it wasn't
even the other way around. They're like, oh, there's a
charge at Chick fil A for eighteen dollars and thirty cents.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I go, that's the one, okay, all right. So she
called them yesterday said that this charge is not mine.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I'm not in Virginia.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
They closed that card out. They're sending her a new
one in a which, for whatever reason, they told her
took a week.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, okay, not business week. Ten days.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, so I was I was always fund the impression
like they overnighted these things to you. I've had that
happen before.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
If you heard this, Chick, I was like, you can't
expedite this. I'm not seeing that option, and you're what
you're I.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Remember thinking it was weird. She said that I'm not
seeing that option this time.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Oh, I've never had the impression they over and edded
those things to you. Yeah, I've got the well I
think certain types of cards, ye, black cards, sure, just.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
A regular Wells Fargo visa. They've overdoded to me, like
American Express.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Although I'm getting a new credit card and they said
you'll get it in seven to ten days, but you
can start using it right the second with.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
The card number card.

Speaker 10 (43:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Well, and then also if you have Apple Pay, it'll
automatically update ya sometimes.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Well, according to this, if it's an identity, if that thing,
they close out all your auto pays my life, I
must have twenty things on auto pay. So I'll just
find out what they are when they tell me.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
It's that was yesterday, the patting or of the new card,
the whole thing.

Speaker 10 (43:34):
Right.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Well, this morning she gets another email yep from the
chick Chick fil A in Virginia, and this one and
their order sucks. By the way, this is a charge
for fourteen dollars and ninety four cents and they got
a four count Chick fil A chicken minies, small hash brown,
honey mustard and pineapple dragon fruit tea with no ice.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
That's what they chose. Okay, So, well, we can't figure
out because you went back to the banks, yeah, or
to the credit card, right, and they're not showing any
kind of pending charge.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Well, they are for yesterday yesterdays wasn't caught up yet, but.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
No, it would show up immediately, like as soon as
they make the swipeer the whatever. It shows up as pending.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Okay, it's not cleared yet. You have the Chick fil
A app? Then I don't on that account. I don't
even know.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
I I don't.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I don't know if I have it is the email
from your bank or is it the email from Chick
fil A?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
And I I, well, that's the thing I checked in
chat GBT. I said, is this a legit Chick fil
A email address?

Speaker 8 (44:35):
And they said it was. Can you go on the
Chick fil A website say log into my account and
say I forgot my password, resent it, get into the
account and cancel.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
You guys are like you guys are like tech geniuses,
and just cancel it.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
That's really simple. It's like the first thing.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
But I don't have any I mean they made they
must have made.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
People just said them out.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, like Greg, I never would have signed into joined.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
For But here's the thing is you they don't get.
You don't get the They would have had to confirm
your email, which means they would have had to have
been in your email.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah so maybe, which means your email out there. Originally
I thought maybe this was uh. I thought this was
a scam email because it was blah blah blah blah
at email at Chick fil a, yeah, something, So it
seemed kind of goofy because they'll do that, it'll look
some somewhat similar because you're just kind of glancing at
it and that's how they get you. But one like,

(45:30):
didn't we say that if there's an R, a lowercase
R next to an end, that looks like an M. Okay,
so if the company has an M in it, like
people just glance at it and then a quick glance
it looks like it's spelled correctly. Are and then the
rest of the spelling of whatever the business is and
the emails are so email systems now are now using AI.
Sorry they are, and they'll flag that stuff for you.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
A lot of times I couldn't figure out, like why
all of a sudden is this happening. I was trying
to think of anything different has been going on in
my life, and there's one thing I've been doing. And
I did get asked by the bank, is this you?
And I said, yeah, it's me, So maybe I compromise
is I've never used any of those like I've never
used eBay or poshmark or thread up, and I have
been using all of them because there's this one type

(46:11):
of shirt that I love. It's this company called z Supply,
this certain v neck I love. They don't make them anymore,
so I've been going buying everybody else's that's selling them
on eBay or whatever. So I'm going to these random websites.
I'm great, and all the shirts are coming. They're coming
to me. But maybe I maybe sounds like bad Apple.

Speaker 19 (46:30):
Yeah, I'm a feeling that when you signed up for
some of those things and use your email, they got
the email from there. Now they're phishing and they're making
this fake Chick fil A thing, so then you call
them call. They're hoping that you call or respond to
that email, and then they'll ask you for your number
credit card number to verify, right, and then they got your.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Credit The chick FLI thing's not fake, right, Well, it
it seems like a real Chick fil A email.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, I dumbas tyler.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Yeah, I think I have something for this. So it's
so specifically unexpected. Chick fil A charges tis to Virginia
may stem from a recent data security incident, impacting loyalty accounts,
a couple of temporary bank things, and corporate billing out
of the home state. But if Chicklick fil A was breached,
they could probably see any card that's connected to your account.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
So yeah, and I don't know why everybody's getting hacked.
So you better if you have any emails, is that
you don't want people to see.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
I suggest maybe you don't have an account, but you
did something ten years ago or you forgotten, and the
passwords the same for that as is for your email.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I just saw an article about this thing. I heard
about this years ago, and I thought that's why everybody
was getting those what do they call the r f
I D blocking, you know, wallets and bags and things
like that. It's called ghost tapping. But I guess it's
back like they're people are doing the credit card thieves,
and so they carry round it's like a cheap generic

(47:48):
card reader. They bump into their victims on purpose, and
that triggers a wireless transaction from the chip in your
cards and in your wallet. And they don't even need
the physical card. They just need to get close enough
to be able to the chip with this thing, and
so it triggers the transaction sometimes even on like your
mobile wallet, and so the scammers. They're hitting up places
like concerts, sporting events, other crowded spots like subways and

(48:11):
things like that. Not the restaurant subway, yeah, trains. And
they say, if you want to prevent that, the FBI
is recommending thicker phone cases and those RFID blocking wallets.
Really both are like twenty bucks. It saves you in
the long run. Some of those taps you have to
be like right on it, or you can be like
five feet away. That's what it is. And see that's
the thing, and maybe that's why it's coming back, because
that was a big thing a number of years ago

(48:32):
and it seemed to kind of die down and people
kind of had a handle on it. But I guess
now it's a it's it's flaring up. Maybe they had
like these ray guns that they were up in like
buildings and they were shooting at down at people, no legit,
shooting down to people that are like walking on the
sidewalk and getting their information. Really yeah, well, it's like
those car thieves they have like the little antennas they
hold about tide of people's houses. And if you leave

(48:54):
your keys just inside the door, like on a table
just inside your door, if it's close enough to the
car it could relay thinking that. Yeah, and so they
just open up your car and they're off.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
These RFD things. Those are id. Yeah, those are real.
It's not like when people put like magnets on their phones. No, no,
no balance their cheese.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
No, just it keeps like you can't the signal doesn't
go through force field.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
I think the force field in my wallet. I'll go
grab it.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
It's a force Fields fancy officially, not to be confused
with the ray gun. Eight seven seven forty four. What
if you want to be our contestant for the d
u i Q that is coming up next? Eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, give a chance to win some prize.
You guys know the drill sea bass talking to the
drunks will figure out if you can guess correctly two
out of three times, if they'll know the answer the question,

(49:40):
you win the prize.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
That is next.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
We're gonna sendbody lined up. Eight seven seven forty four.
Whatdy hang on, I have a little scab on my
lip because any other day of the week, I would
I'll be one thousand percent down is it would not
bug be? But he has a visible I have a
little scot and just don't kiss you will take your

(50:04):
end of the hot dog. Yeah, put it into the
bag and that way there's like a dental damn.

Speaker 15 (50:09):
Okay in front of your stupid face.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
All Right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, time for
our dumb ass contest, as his tradition here on Fridays
on The Blue Show, Today's dumb ass contest is the DQ.
Yeah do you I june see bask explaining the game
to everybody, please signed a very drunk person ask them
very easy trivia questions.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
So then you you play the the u i Q.
Not by answering the questions any any brain dead child
can to that. No, you guess whether the drunk person
gets the answer correct, and if you can do that
twice out of three times.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
You win. All right, here are we going to here?
Morgan chat all right, what's good, Chad? How are you Chad?
I'm doing well? Yeah, it's Josh Yeah. Alright, Chad. You're
gonna play the d uy Q. Now before we get
to the questions that count toward you winning a pro
is you're not gonna get to know the drunk a
little bit better her condition, his or her condition I'm
not sure, but anyway, when we have the questions account,

(51:07):
you've got to get two out of three right and
you will win. Who is the drunk person this week's
Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (51:14):
We've talked to her before, but I've got lots more
from her bonus exactly so much material for it right
right as you'll hear you just look the intro clip.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I think that's it all all right here, Sophia.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
I'm moveing in tequila. I'm looking for a sponsor like
I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
For you pay your bills. No I could.

Speaker 16 (51:33):
I could hit my bills, but at the same time,
it will be nice to lead in little assistance.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
You feel me.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
Listen, you guys, I'm open.

Speaker 16 (51:43):
I don't have a type matter guy or girl, guy
or girl like whatever. Look I'm a businesswoman. I got connects.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Why you need a sponsor?

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Yeah, I will say this so someone when you see
on these dating apps like the whole whatever ip in
at the seventies with the feminist movement, you know I
don't need no man that it's.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Way out the door.

Speaker 8 (52:05):
I realized that stupid film.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
I need to provide her any someone who's generous.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I need someone. I need to be spoiled me. I
I don't want a career.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
He's messed up, though, is she by herself?

Speaker 7 (52:16):
She was out celebrating like her somebody's birthday, some girl's birthday. Yeah,
you feel me, you film me oldish, youngish, upper twenties.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Let's see. That's Sophia, all right, Chad, you ready for
the questions?

Speaker 10 (52:30):
Do U i Q?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
And we're gonna have Morgan step in for Sammy today.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
I thought you were going to pick Jeff g Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Morgan's got a college degree from a real good school.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Yeah, Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Oh yeah, what's the what's the school?

Speaker 8 (52:46):
University of Arkansas.

Speaker 15 (52:47):
No.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
At the end, though, you said, oh woo pig sue.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Yeah, woo pig sue.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
That's what we say.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, it makes sense, you feel me? You filma all right?
Question number one, d U i Q.

Speaker 12 (52:57):
The Rosetta stone was.

Speaker 10 (52:59):
Used, figure out what?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
All right?

Speaker 7 (53:03):
There's a you know, it's it's an open question, so
I'll accept a variety of answers. Might ask more specifics,
but we'll see.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Okay, I'm gonna say no for Sophia. I think there's
a chance. Well, yeah, you know what, I'm gonna say, double.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Yes, really yeah, I'm sweeping no.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
You're sweeping no. Yeah, double yes for these guys and
then no for Sofia. What do you think, Greg?

Speaker 5 (53:31):
I normally don't look at the contestants, I e. Menace
usually Sammy, but I did look at Morgan. She looks confident,
So I'm saying yes only to Morgan.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Okay, all right, let's see Chad. What do you think
this is? Sofia? You're guessing on is she gonna get it?
I'm going to say no, no, all right. Question number
one d u i Q.

Speaker 12 (53:51):
The Rosetta stone was used.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
To figure out what menace decode languages? Decode languages Morgan,
how to learn a language?

Speaker 7 (54:03):
I'll give I'll get languages the main thing. Yes, I
would have getten you guys. I would have gone given
mouth parties to.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Both of you.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Were playing mouth party.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
If you can tell me what what languages it decoded?

Speaker 8 (54:18):
Well, it's Spanish and something else that is.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Wrong, wrong and mega wrong. Spanish was not even around again.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
Uh, come on, get the mouth party.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Egyptian and European.

Speaker 8 (54:35):
New hieroglyphics or something.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Guess well, there's two the only ones that hieroglyphics Ancient
Greek and something called demotic, and demotic was the common
spoken language of Egypt, like hieroglyphics is like the fancy
years old.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I heard that word nice.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Yeah, because if you think of the language learning app
right the mouth party.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I think, yeah, maybe I want would you say, Morgan.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
You said, which is yeah, yeah yeah, so that no
no no no, no said original.

Speaker 18 (55:07):
No no no.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
But the original answer.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Your original answer to the question was how to learn
a language?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, so you both get a point, right, all right,
So our contestant Chad said that Sophia wouldn't get it.
Let's see if he gets his first point here in
this round of the d U i Q.

Speaker 12 (55:21):
The Rosetta stone was used to.

Speaker 16 (55:23):
Figure out what the Rosetta zone is for, like it's a.

Speaker 10 (55:29):
Language.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
The Rosetta zone said what I was guessing I was
gonna say, I think that you know menace whoever can
look into it, just based on you, here's so many
commercials to learn a language Rosetta stone. All right, Well, Chad,
you still you still got two more questions to work
with here in this round of the d U i Q.

Speaker 10 (55:51):
Do you feel me all right?

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Question question number two. Harrisburg is the capital of what
all right, Harrisburg is the capital of what?

Speaker 15 (56:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (56:03):
No, for Sophia, you think she's ever been in that country?
Triple triple no.

Speaker 8 (56:08):
You're trying to trick us, he said country.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, I'm feeling very jaded. Harrisburg is the capital of
what it might be a fictional place. I'm sweeping No again,
it could Narnia.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Yeah, what do you say, greg?

Speaker 17 (56:20):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Geography is definitely one of Menas's weakest points.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Travels.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Right, I'm gonna say no to Menace.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Triple no, triple no.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, yeah, this could be Harry Potter.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Question could be a question about me. And you said
triple no. Right, Gina, all right, Chad, what do you
think for Sophia? Will she get it?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
I had better say no too, all right?

Speaker 17 (56:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Question number two, d u I Q.

Speaker 12 (56:45):
Harrisburg is the capital of what?

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Morgan?

Speaker 8 (56:49):
Is it Virginia?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Virginia? Menace? I also put Virginia. Virginia is incorrect. It
is Pennsylvania.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
Why do we think Virginia?

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Okay, off the top my head?

Speaker 7 (57:00):
Can I think of the I'm gonna be intellectually honest,
and I think of the virgin Is it notfolk in Virginia?

Speaker 10 (57:06):
Virginia?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Oh oh, damn it, damn it.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, okay, what is it?

Speaker 5 (57:11):
What the capital of Virginia?

Speaker 10 (57:12):
And now I know?

Speaker 6 (57:12):
But what is it?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Oh god, now I'm blanking.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I looked it up.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Richmond, north of Richmond, Richmond, Virginia. Yeah, Richmond, the capitol. See.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
I always contend that I doesn't even ring familiar way
smarter when I was in eighth grade.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah, but why is always Harrisburg in Virginia together? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (57:34):
Why does that sound?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
It's not far They're not far apart. That's true. The Harrisburg,
virgin Well, there's probably a lot of Harrisburg, but yes,
there is one in Virginia. Okay, so yeah, it's probably
I think there's a music festival there or something.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
There's people there.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
No, no, I think there is, like I think for real,
like puts on a music festival.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
Okay, if the Cousins music festival.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yes, yeah, yeah, that's the push your t See now
did you know that, Gina? Did you know the answer
that question? Did you know Harrisburg? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Yes you did?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Okay, No, No, I didn't know the capital of Virginia.
I did know.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
No, I didn't know Harses the Pennsylvania was the answer
to that one.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Okay, they have the dog Pile of Music festival. There's
a Harrisonburg, Virginia.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
That's where that's what you're thinking about. Damn it? All right,
so Chad said, no, this is like reading with psychics.
Chad said, no, that Sofia wouldn't get it. He needs
this one to stay in the game here on the
d y Q.

Speaker 16 (58:33):
Harrisburg is the capital of what I feel like, it's
the capital of Nevada.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
What do you do when you go to Harrisburg? Do
you get drunk? You turn up? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
All right, well, good news, dude, you got that point
that you needed. Now you need this one in order
to in this round of the d y Q. Question
number three.

Speaker 21 (58:53):
San Juan Capistrano is famous.

Speaker 10 (58:55):
For what specific animal?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
All right?

Speaker 21 (58:59):
What there's a specific animal that San Juanistrano is famous for?

Speaker 10 (59:05):
What specific animal?

Speaker 7 (59:07):
Drive around there? They have images of this animal, like
on the side of the highway. It's it's that well known.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
And I'll say literally everywhere. It's yeah, they they they
shout this animal out left and right, up and down.
I will say no for me, I will say no.
For Sophia triple no.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
I mean, based on the reaction triple No, I'm sweeping
now and I'm including myself.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Oh okay, you'll.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Know, Okay, I see you say that.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
That's why I always say, like you think that everybody
knows this stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
But it's one of those. It's one of those.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I don't know that. I don't know the answer.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
I've never vacationed there before. How am I supposed to know?

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Well, gig it up more?

Speaker 10 (59:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
All right?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Or got me?

Speaker 10 (59:46):
There are do you know? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Triple no?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Triple triple No? All right, Chad? What do you think?

Speaker 11 (59:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (59:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Question number three d u i Q.

Speaker 21 (59:56):
San Juan Capistrano is famous for what specific animal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I could guess?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Hedgehog?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
A hedgehog?

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
Not so fun, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I've never heard of this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
I didn't know there was any animal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
A frog, a frog morgan, a seal or.

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
A sea lion or a seagull.

Speaker 10 (01:00:18):
Maybe?

Speaker 7 (01:00:18):
Yeah, you know what I should have my fault. I
should have put the song in there too, a song.
It's a very famous song. If you if you're an
owl fan.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Oh ow oh ow you feel me?

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
I'm an ol fan. What is the answer when the swallows?

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Would you have accepted bird? Because it's specifically, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I got nothing swallows I know would be swallow enough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Never say any brain dead child would know these answers
right from the forties.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
I never I would have never gotten that for a
billion dollars, very well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Know, very well known. If you've never heard of I mean, look,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I don't even know where that is. I thought it
was San Juan Porto Rican.

Speaker 18 (01:01:08):
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
That's what I said for the swallows.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
And again, if you're driving, you don't have to go in.
If you drive past San Juan Capistrano.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Probably carved into there. It is welcome to it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, thank you, Jeff G.

Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
You will me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
You really have to know the city of San Juan Capistrano.
But no, no, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
You don't.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
I know it does a nine year old boy because
it was in movies and TV shows and it was reference.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Where can I stand with you? Oh? Good for you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Question number three, d U I q.

Speaker 21 (01:01:41):
San Juan Capistrano is famous for what specific animal?

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
Honestly, they know for getting drunk. I'm getting drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I love Pete and that's drunk jack.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Congratulations, you are the winner here in this round of
the New York Let's all right, man win, all right, Chad,
congratulations man, thank you so much for listening to The
Wodie Show. Have yourself an amazing weekend, and hang on
so we can get your info. Okay, all right, all right,
there you go. There's there's chat, buddy, car I request
that you play that answer. Guy. It was so funny,

(01:02:21):
you can all right.

Speaker 21 (01:02:22):
What santam Capistrano is famous for?

Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
What specific animal?

Speaker 16 (01:02:27):
Honestly, they know we're getting drunk. I'm getting drunk.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
Se I'm sorry, but this.

Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
Is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah. We had a lot of people coming to Morgan's defense.
You know when she made the announcement that she's going
to Japan for a few days with this with this
guy that she's been talking to, I guess now officially
her boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
We had a talk last night and he said, go
ahead and tell them I'm your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
When did we get to tell you who this dude is?

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
What the heck? When I come back from Japan?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
This is a soft launch. We will hard launch, but like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
The hell's a smart move?

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
That My question is how how does he know your
your profession? Does you know what you do for a living?

Speaker 10 (01:03:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
He does because you say a lot of things about him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Really Three, when I says Morgan, I was totally mad
for you. When dumb ass Sea Bass asked why you
You're beautiful and you seem like so much fun, You're
a total catch. That's Albert Northridge back burnering who says
a hashtag me love.

Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
I mean that can be true, thank you. But also
it's a valid question.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Yeah, when you met at Morgan, when you said, that's
a valid question, right, and yes, well because she actually
she has terribly low self esteem.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
Yeah, I was met at Morgan for saying, though I
don't have terribly low self esteem anymore, I used to.
But it's still lie. If that wasn't a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Question that crippling insecurity.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
I wouldn't say that either. I hate that I come
off that way.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I love that, I know, honest question. You don't you
don't think that that that's true? No, at least that
was that that was true.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
I mean maybe at some point I think I'm just
very real about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I think you're very good. I I equated to the
person who goes to skydive and they're they're they're terrified inside,
they're terrified. They're not showing it. And when the door opens,
they just have to push themselves and go. Like if
they gave themselves a minute to think about it, they
would hesitate and not do it. Like, I think you're
very brave and that you put yourself out there, right,

(01:04:32):
and but at the same time, I think it's like
from a it feels that way just from you know,
reactions to different things. It's just got to be done.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Sad because I know I'm very happy and confident.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
No, No, it's and it's great and it's and it's great.
But I think like that's why, like some of the
comments at different times or whatever over the time has
bothered you, or what people said or thought and the
you know whatever, uh texting kind of stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Yeah, I've changed a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Later, your first class will do that to you. You'll
start caring less and less about other things and other people. Yeah,
once you taste that that first class champagne, you know,
life just seems to taste different. You know, there's no
going back in the distance, there's no going back now, Gregh.
This flies directly in the face of your opinion that

(01:05:18):
women have it easy. What I'm about to tell you,
because she got a trip to Mexico. She got the
trip to d C for the ticket, and everybody wanted
you know, everybody's going crazy for it. Now she's going
to Japan first class, the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
And we've pointed out if you're a woman and you
go to a bar and you have no money, you
could probably drink all night at spending a dime.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I'm not saying that that Morgan's ever fought this idea.
Gina has. Gina has fought that like saying that, you know,
women have it easy, like all you have to do
is say I do, and your said I wish. According
to this new survey, the majority of women feel that
life is way harder for them than it is for dudes.
So when asked how and why, these are some of
the reasons they mentioned. Let's see if you find any

(01:06:04):
of these tw be uh, you know, legitimate. Yeah, back right,
I'll be honest. I watched the reflections in the windows
to make sure no man is following me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Does a man have to do that already? General safety issues,
I think everyone can like it's general awareness.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I don't. I make sure I have an awareness of
my surroundings when I'm in a place in the middle
of the night, or going into a place I'm unfamiliar with.

Speaker 10 (01:06:27):
Did Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I've never walked at night by myself. I love going
on walks, and I was like, why chance something crazy happening?

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
My god, you'd be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
My wife will not stop for gas if the sun's down,
even early in the evening. If the sun is down,
she's not stopping for gas.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
You don't want to hang out in a really crazy
lit gas station.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
I get it, and shouldn't regardless of gender. Shouldn't everybody
just be aware and be safe. Yeah's another one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I know women. The majority of women say they feel
that life is way harder for them than it is
for a man. And these are some of the reasons
why getting in the car and feeling the need to
immediately lock the doors.

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
See what everyone's living in a state of fear that
I don't get. They're creating these scenarios that aren't happening.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I'm expected to be nice, if I'm assertive to protect myself,
I'm suddenly a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
I think that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
That could be true that I agree with that one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
But a guy could be mean and be a dick.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
It's not the same. But he's powerful he's confident.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
You guys get to cry and no one calls you gay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Everybody gets something.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
I witnessed all the time people.

Speaker 7 (01:07:35):
Some woman starts tearing up thinking about whatever her you know,
her cat or something, and immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
If a guy did that, oh my god, he just
get his ask kick. Yeah he should. I do constant
strategic planning to make sure I'm safe in certain areas.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
The same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Men get testosterone shots when they need help. Women get
nothing from menopause. Okay, well, guys can't do anything about
a small penis, but you want whatever size boods you want.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
But no, no, that stuff is not like yeah, those
are not like well, there's no there is no penis lengthening, correct,
trust me, I've looked into it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Well no, I mean we had a guy in What's
you can get penis thickening?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
You can, right, And that dude we had in already
went in it with a big one.

Speaker 16 (01:08:16):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
And and by the way, there's there are multiple medications
for menopause symptoms, so.

Speaker 10 (01:08:23):
You can watch TV.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
They're on TV all the time. That is a fully
invalid point. There is no widely accepted you know how
like uh, you know, breast the job. Boob jobs are
are common and routine. There's no common, routine, widely accepted
anything for men's job.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Well, I think the argument that the general argument is
there's plenty of stuff for you know, getting it up
and for balding, but there's nothing unlike p c O
s and all these uterine issues, because you know that
doesn't make the money break one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I would just take my uterus out skin.

Speaker 10 (01:08:56):
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
I've known a couple of women who have done that
and they're like, uh, you know, out of curiosity. I'm
just like, well, this just means like no more periods
and stuff though too right, And they go, yeah, well,
isn't that good?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Take it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
I don't need it.

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
There are all kinds of uterine medications, so okay, that's
not true anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Uh So, women again feel that the majority of women,
not all women, but the majority of women, feel that
life is way harder for them than it is for
a man. These are the reasons and the whys I
live alone, but I keep large men's work boots and
sneakers on the porch just so random delivery guys and
workers don't know who's around you are right about the paranoia.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
I've always liked that tip, though I've heard that for years.

Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
Stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
I'm a man. I do the same. Yeah, there's somebody
in the house.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
I'm a man, and I have a dog bowl out
even if my dog's not home.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
This is just this list is a classic woman list.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
It's like it's one issue and they're finding fifteen different
ways to describe to safety.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Yet all right, when I go on the porch light
on at night, when I go on a data I
always buy the Drea to make sure I don't get spiked.
It usually leads to an argument. Is everybody getting roofeed?
I don't know. I'm not saying it's never happened, but
as Morgan is saying, this.

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
Is a little paranoid bitches, is what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Yeah, I mean you were never okay, So this used
to be a thing. When we'd all go out with
like these random dudes. You would give your friend his
like contact info or whatever, so you don't just you know, disappear.
These are strangers you're going out with.

Speaker 8 (01:10:23):
Yeah, well, I guess I'm so young right that I
just share my location with my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
But why why do you do that?

Speaker 8 (01:10:29):
Well, I do it indefinitely. They always have it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Why do they need it?

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
They don't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
I'm not scared they so you should turn them all off.

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
I can't. Okay, but it's this I have an issue
with this whole living in fear because then I truly
think you are creating this for yourself. Right, have you
ever seen so scared of this? Then you're gonna bring.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
You Yeah, but if something happens to you, they'll ask like, well,
why didn't you do all the things that they're suggesting?
Why did you look around? Why did you stop at night?

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Like okay, yeah, have you ever seen like those things
about like what you fear? Blah blah blah, and then
what actually happens? Like you spend all this time worrying
and stressing about stuff that's never going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
This is a small sliver of real But if it does,
she'll get blamed for it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
Well, this is why the murder porn and all these
all these shows are so popular with a very specific
set of people. They love fantasy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
It's what I just said, Well, why did you walk
alone at night? You should have done that?

Speaker 19 (01:11:21):
Yes, Jeff, I was just going to say that sea bass,
that all the crime podcasts and all the documentaries and all.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
That that doesn't help, and it seems like mostly women
are obsessed with them. Well, it says, I blame true
crime documentaries, especially with kids. I'm always aware of my
surroundings ten times more than I used to.

Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
And I've brought up my aunt, who you might imagine
as a female, who's a therapist, and she says that's
this is the vast majority of her female clients is
teaching them that, like the actual dangers in your life
versus what you're perceived, what's what's what you're spiraling out
of in your head.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
There's another text. I've been married for twenty eight years.
My wife has never put gas in her tank. I
always have. That's nice of him, that super It sounds
like a.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
If I ride this up already, forgive me all right.
So I was at the gas station. My wife's in
the passenger seat. We're pulling up. This is in her car,
and she goes, I'll pump, and I go there is
not a world and where I'm gonna sit in the
car while you're out there pumping the gas. It's never
gonna happen. We have asked every male married friend since then,

(01:12:24):
and not one guy has said that would ever happen.

Speaker 8 (01:12:26):
But is that for her safety or so you don't
look like I'm not gonna be the.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Dude sitting in the car while my wife's out there
pumping the gas. That's not happening.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
This is the other side of the climb. It's easy
to be a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
That's just never gonna happen. Yeah, flies in the face
of that. Nine of the time I'm driving, you know,
just like I'm not. I don't want to be driven
around by my wife all day. You know why I don't.
I think she gets anxious when I'm in the car
in the passenger seat and she all of a sudden
forgets where she's going. What, yes, same right, same, yeah,

(01:13:02):
Because I'm sitting there trying not to backseat drive. But
I'm like, man, our exit's coming up real quick, and
you're in the third lane over. You might want I go,
isn't it. So I'll say, isn't this the exit that
we want? Yeah, I'm getting there, And now all of
a sudden like oh and then.

Speaker 10 (01:13:19):
Let me in. He won let me y.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
You know, our exit is yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
There, And the navigations told her three times, so clearly
she's not comfortable. I'm not comfortable being in the passenger seat.
So you know, it's just easier for me to drive, right, Yeah,
and there is no way. Fellows, let me ask you
the question. You pull up to the gas station, your
wife says, it's all right, I'll pump the gas. Are
you gonna sit in the car while your wife's out
there pumping the gas?

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Over to two to ninety seven.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Not a chance, menace?

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
You don't mind being a passenger princess?

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Oh that's his dream.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
I mean that's a menace for you. Yeah, love it? Well,
because I don't. He says that she's a better driver. Well, also,
she's a back street bareet. He's a backseat driver from hell.
So I'm just like, I don't even want to argue.
That's okay, stat I'm good she buyed a pump gas before.
I don't remember. I mean, we had electric cars for
like seven years, so I don't know. Eight seven, seven

(01:14:12):
forty four. You can send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven Failed stories coming up next?
Hang on, what does i u D stand for? Menace?
Intentional universal deastoffer.

Speaker 21 (01:14:23):
There are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
No Woody Show preset.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
So a pair of nuns in Brazil all didn't get along,
they were forced to work together. They ended up getting
pretty close. They both quit the convent, went lesbo for
each other and got married. How about clams back into
the convent fuzz bumping for Jesus?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
I got it, all right? What is it? Bad?

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Habits?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Hell?

Speaker 10 (01:14:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Rip alright, gentlemen, boys and girls, it is the Woody Show, Woody,
Greg Menace, Junia Grant.

Speaker 10 (01:15:04):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Chiming in on the texts as you always do. Over
to two two nine eight seven. You can also give
us a call eight seven seven forty four. Woody is
the number and time for your Friday fail stories. All right,

(01:16:00):
let us gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for
your Friday fail story. All these people have thought they
had the perfect plan, the plan it could never go wrong,
But then somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big, staking mega uber. I'll
tru okay, I mean we get.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
An extra point because Greg and I did choreography. I
guess I guess it's still more real.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I guess it still counts, all right, dude, This is
one of my favorite audio clips because you see this
every once in a while with AI now and people
are putting their speeches or writing their speeches with AI.
This is a politician who was just reading along in
his speech, and he read the AI prompt. I was
still in there.

Speaker 14 (01:17:00):
One of the dangers associated with creating advocacy offices is
that citizens often develop expectations that exceed the powers actually
granted to those offices. Here's a more natural, flowing version
of that section that reads like a legislative speech rather
than a series of short points that speaking. One of
my concerns with this legislation is the potential gap between

(01:17:21):
what new Brunswickers may reasonably expect this office to accomplish
and what the office will actually have the authorities to do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Now, here's more casual.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Would you like me to write this again?

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
Oh, to those offices.

Speaker 14 (01:17:36):
Here's a more natural, flowing version of that section that
leads like a legislative speech rather than a series of
short points.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
When I was a kid, I thought like politicians were
like super smart.

Speaker 10 (01:17:48):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Next up. Do you see the story about the circus
show Orange County Fair in New York well, part of
the fun lineup of Family Entertainment included a couple of
performers doing a crossbow arrow stunt, which could be fun,
but these are fail stories, so of course it didn't
go as planned. This happened during an act appropriately titled
Duo Darwin. So the trick involves some shots where the

(01:18:14):
shots are being fired backward or in total darkness. Okay, cool,
And then balloons are popped, either being held in the
assistant's mouth or they try to hit a bullseye target
which is you know, inches away from their head. I mean,
what could go wrong? Well, the dude ended up taking
an arrow right in the neck. Needless to say, the
circus canceled the rest of the show. He was airlifted

(01:18:36):
to the hospital. Now, lucky for him, the arrow just
narrowly missed his jugular.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
So he's gonna be okay, But the circus has nixed
the crossbow act. Oh damn sailed. That's the whole reason
I go. Here's one from Illinois where this dude he
was doing some work for this gas station, just some
routine maintenance on their sign. Now this is one of
those big signs to see him off the interstates and stuff,
so you could see him for almost like a mile away,
one hundred and thirty feet up in the air, so

(01:19:02):
he had to get a way up there. He crawled
inside the sign to work on it. As he's doing that,
he got himself stuck. And to make matters worse, there
was no extra ladder for him to use to give down.
So the cops, the fire department, they were called in,
but none of them had the equipment that was tall enough.
Said to figure out Plan B, which took three hours.

(01:19:23):
Three hours later they were able to bring a crane in,
get this guy down and sailed.

Speaker 22 (01:19:30):
Take a look at that thumbs up. The man appeared
to be in good spirits despite being stranded inside this
massive truck stop signed for hours.

Speaker 8 (01:19:38):
Fire officials say the worker was.

Speaker 22 (01:19:39):
Doing maintenance when that lift that got him up there
experienced a problem. The sign stands about one hundred and
thirty feet tall and has no ladder, which proved to
be an issue for responding fire crews, whose ladders only
reach about one hundred feet tall. About five hours after
he became trapped, the worker was seen getting into a
crane basket and was brought safely back down.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
All right. See this story had three out five. It's
even worse. Five hours five hours.

Speaker 19 (01:20:04):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
There's a job you never think about. Sign maintenance.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yeah, I mean there. Well I did send Greg. I
sent you a photo. I was in Las Vegas and
I said, dude, check out the gas prices. They said
it was like a dollar forty nine like that, and uh,
He's like that, what.

Speaker 10 (01:20:21):
Are you one?

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
There are some dudes working on the sign, so it's
going like ninety nine seven. It kept going. I waited
till it got all the way down to it, and
then I took the picture. I cropped out the workers
working on the side. I actually now they're just working
on the sign. Bring me a vat of God. I know.
This is one of my favorite stories of the week.

(01:20:44):
It's from Salt Lake City where this chick she was
all set for her wedding, but the day before the
big day, the church caught fire. Oh no, the place
was not a total loss, but there was a bunch
of damage the wedding decorations. They were toast, so there
was no way to have the wedding as scheduled. But
right all the fire investigators they figured out the fire
was set deliberately and guess who did it? The bride

(01:21:09):
to be. Now listen how she did this. She stole
a pair of lighters from a store. She put a
tampon underneath a chair in the church and then set
the tampon on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
That's smart because it has like a wick yep.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Guess why she did this. She got cold feet and
didn't want to go through with the wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
That's the only way to get out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Not sure, not sure if her relationship status. No word
from the fiance, but she was arrested, charged with arson
and taken to fail jail.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
I can't get married. I'm in prison.

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
Tampon on fire?

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Yeah, yeah, cool, that is smart. It is just take
what you learned.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
There's so smart.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
That's what I thought. You know what, She's really smart,
too smart for jail.

Speaker 11 (01:21:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Well, it's a Shark week on Discover and it's been
cart Nark week here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
On the Wooded Show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
We've had some special guests. We had Kevin Smith who
participated in in cart Narks. We had we had the
Broken Lizard guys, Supertroopers in here. Super Troopers three, which
is coming out, had appearances from Robo nark from Adrian
gray Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
That's right, Vinnie Carterinah Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Jeff G made his appearance Supervisor Jeff G. People seem
to like that a lot, action packed Cartweek nark Week.
Now today the special feature is a warning though, why
you should not do your own cart narcier and stay
out of those waters.

Speaker 10 (01:22:42):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
The exciting conclusion of wood he showed nark Week agent
Sebastian what do you got for?

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
And this is a teen in Peoria, Illinois, who was
caught on body cam because he decided to do some
impromptu cart narky. He was parked next sort of he
was parallel to a lady, but she was behind him,
and so she left her cart directly behind his car
so he could not exit. So he gets out to
confront her about that formerly known as the pit maneuver. Right,

(01:23:14):
this lady was just she wasn't doing it on purpose.
Well she was, but she was just doing it out
of pure laziness. Now here now an interaction, an altercation occurred,
and here is the teen's story to the cops.

Speaker 11 (01:23:26):
When they showed up and I was just button back
up and I looked over and there's a cart sitting
right next to my door. Now, so I came back up.
I turn around and I look around and she's parked
right next to me. Her car door is closing out
that time, so I assumed that she left her cart there.
So I rolled my window down and go, did you
just leave your cart like right next to my car?

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
So I came back out.

Speaker 11 (01:23:45):
She goes, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:23:47):
I was like, and I started.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
I called her broke.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
I was like, move your cart.

Speaker 20 (01:23:51):
It broke us here, Like what are you doing? And
she's like, no, I'm not going to move my car.
She started backing up, so I backed up as well
because I'm gonna go you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Know, So Mistake number one, don't call people broke.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Okay, well, if you're gonna beg I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
No one should be doing this. But in any kind
of interaction, don't start with the insults. You want to
have the keep the moral high ground at all costs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Don't give them a reason to get crazy, right exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
Then they'll say, well he called me blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
So, as as you might imagine, she did not like that,
and the interaction continued.

Speaker 10 (01:24:23):
Well, at this point, she backs up.

Speaker 11 (01:24:25):
I back up in front of her and then she
gets out of her car, comes to my driver's side.
I think I'm gonna roll my window down, and like
yelled her, like hey, move her her just on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
My way, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:24:34):
She starts throwing her finger in my face, is pointing me,
is actually touching my nose, so I knew she was
about to get hands.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
She grabbed me by the hair after that and started
punching me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
So I'm in the car, so I tried to.

Speaker 11 (01:24:44):
Drive forward a little bit, but actually I can't see
because she's grabbing my hair and punching me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Well, then you know, I grabbed her.

Speaker 20 (01:24:50):
She had a name tag off, so I reached out
and I grabbed her name tag off for her because
I want her names.

Speaker 10 (01:24:54):
You know, I've seen her nametag on her.

Speaker 20 (01:24:56):
And then I got out and I punched her window,
which wasn't very smart enough.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
She also swear a lot to me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
I don't hate this kid, though, right, I think he's
telling the truth.

Speaker 7 (01:25:05):
First of all, Yes, now he is. He is the
quote good guy in this situation, but he is making mistakes.
As I've said, Yeah, he he pulled, is you kind
of hear? So she he pulls up it kind of
in front of her, so she can't pull out straight
that you shouldn't be doing that. You can't block people in. Again,
we talked about before.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
That kidnapping or potentially could be.

Speaker 7 (01:25:25):
Imprisonment even though it was only for a moment, and
you're not gonna get charged if it's just for a moment.
But then you don't get out of your car, and
you don't get close enough where they can touch you
with their finger and then grab your hair. So yeah,
that's not good to be fair and thee I mean,
that's not it. That's not a bad movie at that
point because you're defending yourself. But yeah, he's putting himself
in in a Again, he's not wrong, per se, but

(01:25:47):
he's putting himself in a place where he goes hit. Now,
please walk up to the woman and let's see if
she says, no, I didn't hit him, know how it
was scared for my life. Let's say, because she's got
she's carrying like a toddler in her arms, she's talking
to the kids.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Let's see what her side of the story.

Speaker 10 (01:26:00):
I have a four year older car.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
You know, she's blocking up my here, so I get
on my car and I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Go to yellow.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
He laughing doing all this, so I'm doing all.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
His back so then he can keep doing too much.
So yes, I did get hitting him because you're doing
too much. My son in his car.

Speaker 20 (01:26:13):
So yes, I did get the end of because you
don't cut to nobody's car.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
You don't even know what I got going on that
car was not.

Speaker 10 (01:26:18):
Yeah, I hit him.

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
My favorite show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Hey, I'm gonna stop.

Speaker 10 (01:26:21):
Can you hand the kid off to the she with you?

Speaker 20 (01:26:23):
Yeah, so right now you're gonna be placed on the
rest ragavate battery.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
I love her defense, yes, but you're on her. He
was doing too much, that is it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:31):
That's a phrase that has come about since since we
started this show that I hear a lot. I've been
I've been told that when I've been out carting.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Doing so much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Mister officer, he was being extra.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
There you go exactly. So, yeah, she very stupid on
her part. But again she's in the wrong. She's admitting
to battery. But again her defense, I had a kid
in the car. Okay, that's another thing I would never
do so by all means, by all means, uh Now, okay,
so she's getting coughed.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Now he remember earlier, he admitted that he did strike
her rearview mirror. Another problem.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
He's you know, I shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
As Greg said, can we not?

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
Can we spend two minutes in our lives not cussing,
especially when you're telling the police.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
The police, Oh, you don't need that accentuator.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
We have downgraded as a society so much, and the
cussing is part of it. I'm so coasting is cool? No,
it's not anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
So now she thinks she's gonna well, she's she's you know,
she's getting arrested, but she's gonna get him back for
the rear view mirror thing.

Speaker 8 (01:27:25):
First charges on lost the cameras and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
He can't block in me.

Speaker 17 (01:27:31):
You can nodings on video.

Speaker 10 (01:27:36):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 13 (01:27:37):
You know, he white.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
You know they're gonna wait, what so the the first
gentleman was a Caucasian person. And it's funny, it's funny,
as you've been putting. I've never heard that work.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
I guess in my life where you're like, well, they go, well,
I guess you're right.

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
Yeah, as you recall earlier in the week, as Rob
was called white, Yeah, I guess your I guess you're
and yeah, okay, so if that, don't do that, don't
don't block people in if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
To, don't take cart law into your own hands.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
Leave it to the p I always say, because people message,
oh I gave I cussed somebody out, don't do that.

Speaker 10 (01:28:16):
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
The most I could offer advice is a stern and
like give me a head nod and a bad look.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Like a h thumbs down.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
At much so cart and arts what else you got?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
And a lot I get.

Speaker 7 (01:28:29):
I've gotten this next submission four thousand times. This is
the big buff Russian gangster. Acknowledge this guy well, and
I'm only doing it because it has been brought to
my attend and people have asked me to acknowledge that
I've been.

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
So what this guy does.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
I don't believe he's actually Russian gangster. But his bit
is he's he's very swollen and he carries a suitcase
for some reason like he's a gangster, I guess, And
he does things. He works with that vitalite guy who's
there's a reason that guy sucks, and I've turned him
down for collaborations before he does car narks though, because
he knows it's interesting, but the way he goes about

(01:29:09):
it is just so unartful. Yeah, I agreed. Yeah, he's
just he just yells at them. Well, and he's gotten
better over the years. But so like in this most
recent one, he takes a car and he does the
Pittman of her. He doesn't even like point to the car,
doesn't ask for any kind of dialogue. He just pulls
the cart in front of their car.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
Clearly he doesn't have a legal team and kind.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Of like lumbers up right. Yeah, so this is him
in his latest video, run the car turnists right here,
put it.

Speaker 10 (01:29:34):
Back with me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Want so you definitely got to take it from in
front of our car.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Yeah, but leaving get right there, he could have hit
another car, it could have rolled.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
He had a grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
I feel you, bro, But in the next time, you
want to prove the point, this ain't the way to
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
So what's the way to do it?

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
Just tell me, don't put it in front of me.

Speaker 10 (01:29:47):
Well, I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 12 (01:29:48):
Yeah, but this is this caused altercation?

Speaker 23 (01:29:50):
Is that that?

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
I mean, that's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Take the car and get it from in front of
our car, bro, because we're gonna have a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I can move it, and you can move from in
front of me, but I don't think you want me
too close to you right now?

Speaker 15 (01:30:00):
M back.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
Yeah, yeah, you're doing much.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
There's the you're doing too much? Wow. Right, he's just
he's not highly entertained. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
But again the guy not wrong. The kid like, look,
you could have been cool about it, but.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
He's missing step one, which is the Cartnarks always was like, hey,
excuse me.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
He doesn't have a good mouth siren character.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
So that's this is why I missed the mark.

Speaker 10 (01:30:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
Yeah, so guys, please don't try to copy the carton
Arks were highly trained professional, right and if you just
make yourself look bad when you do it.

Speaker 16 (01:30:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
Now, this brings up a lot of stuff we've heard.
There are legal reasons. And there's a guy who I.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Do like a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:30:38):
He's called the Legal Beef. He's this guy, he's a
lawyer and he breaks down internet claims the legality. Now
he's done several videos about the card Arks. Oh wow,
So because people yell things legal things at me all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
In my videos.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Here he is breaking down the claim that I've received
of assault.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Legally, it's putting a magnet on someone's car assault.

Speaker 7 (01:30:59):
It's a magnet's I don't think you know what that
word means.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Number one man, Oh, I'm also a lawyer.

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
Here's the legal beat.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Awesome, that's not assault.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Assault means intentionally putting a person in reasonable fear of
imminent harmful or offensive contact agents Abashian from cartnarks. Throwing
a magnet on their car because they didn't return their
shopping cart doesn't fit those elements. And putting a magnet
like that on a car isn't vandalism either, unless it
actually damages the vehicle. Bottom line, that's not assault. Sometimes

(01:31:31):
lawyers do get the law wrong, except for me, of course,
was a lawyer.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
He's just a matter of fact. He's actually done several
of my videos here. He's talking about lawsuits.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Can he really sue cart arcs?

Speaker 21 (01:31:47):
Sue?

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
What four?

Speaker 7 (01:31:50):
So is that a charge you can make in the
courts of law.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
You can't successfully sue someone just for being an act.
But what about cart arks putting a magnet on that
man's car because he didn't return his shopping cart.

Speaker 12 (01:32:01):
I'm a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Here's the legal beef. If the magnet doesn't damage the car,
there's no lawsuit here if it scratches the pain or
otherwise damages the car, he can sue or recover the
cost of the repair bottom line damages required.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Yeah, what is that going to be like a little
quick buff Yeah fifteen. Well, and besides that compound, I
get that lot on the videos.

Speaker 7 (01:32:22):
Is that that's that's the one angle, so they run
out an angles like well he scratches. No, no, if
they have a ton of grit under there and has
to sit there for a very long time. With modern
clear codes, there a moment, do you know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
Finally, Well, that's why people who.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Have businesses, who use their car for business purposes sometimes
have like their logo just on the magnet that goes
on the side of the car. If you do or
you deliver pizzas, it has that magnetic thing that goes
on to the roof if it says dominoes or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
And if it's there for years, perhaps yes, But the
for for the ten minutes takes you to drive home,
not even close. So I think it's a good a
good lesson there about don't do this, you just try
lazy bones exactly. Uh, So you know, I'm I appreciate
his support. I appreciate all the support we get. Jeff
g you talked about it like employees walking out to us.
That's fantastic. But what really keeps the cart narks going,

(01:33:08):
you know, after death threats, lawsuit threats, is the support
of celebrities.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
That's what I really do, all this for the important people. Yeah,
from Ben around since day one?

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
Right again, Kevin Smith about half the super tvers So
thankfully speaking of and Andre Day, great great singer, she
graciously allowed a remix of one of her songs featuring
celebrity endorsements.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Elaraza Biller. I love that guy that does the grocery
cart police thing.

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
Every time he busts somebody, they get mad because somebody
who doesn't return the cart is just inherently an entitled.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Argumentative douchebag. It's one of my one of the great
accounts out there.

Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
The host of Hot Ones Sean evan.

Speaker 15 (01:34:00):
YouTube channel that I can't stop binging. It's called cart narks,
and they shame people who don't return their shopping cards
like boop, that's not where the carts go. It's just
an amazing just like study of how we interact.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
With each other. Genius idea. I can't stop watching that channel.
Cars is a great channel.

Speaker 11 (01:34:21):
Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliff.

Speaker 8 (01:34:23):
You ever see cart narks where the people don't put
their card back at the store.

Speaker 10 (01:34:28):
Have you ever seen that?

Speaker 18 (01:34:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
But it makes sense.

Speaker 12 (01:34:31):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
That's why I do it. I do it for you celebrities.

Speaker 10 (01:34:40):
Shoutouts.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Just keep the shoutouts coming. Please play that at my funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Remember, Jerry O'Connell was like watching cart narks with Rebecca Romain.
They're like watching before when they're scrolling before they go
to bed, like every married couple does.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
They're watching. He would leave his like drunk dial voicemail.

Speaker 17 (01:35:00):
Barry O'Connell, I was on your show in the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
You should call me.

Speaker 17 (01:35:06):
I'll miss you.

Speaker 8 (01:35:08):
If you don't call me back, I'm gonna I'm gonna
go to.

Speaker 10 (01:35:12):
The El Camino Mo and I'm just gonna leave the
carts out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
So funny man, which Jerry is still interested in going
out and doing some card narking with you, as is
Kevin Smith. And I think maybe a couple of the.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Super Troopers guys, they've seen it in action. They realized it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
It's relatively harmless all the collapse coming up. Well, there
you go, another exciting week.

Speaker 18 (01:35:33):
Give we are, what you're gonna do, What you're gonna
do when they you cards Cardarks, What you're gonna do,
What you're gonna.

Speaker 9 (01:35:43):
Do when you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
A quick break? We got some more Woodies show coming.

Speaker 11 (01:35:49):
Up for you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Next t Woody Show. All right, some uh tech coming
in over to two two nine eight seven. Thank you
for saying use this one. We just got it says
my husband hates the Woody Show, but he loves cart Narks,
and he wasn't sure how to feel when I told
him at Sea Bass was part of the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:14):
I just love to hate that the other way around,
Like they like the show, but they hate cart Narks
and they don't like they told what to do or what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Well, well you have those people too, because you have
those There were some I saw in the in the
comments of the video that we posted with the super
Troopers guys, and there was a person making the whole
argument about like, well I got news for you, pal,
basically saying if I if I have my kid with me,
there's no way. And people came to the cart Narks

(01:36:41):
defense saying, well, we have already discussed this at length. Yea,
there is a way to return your card and not
leave your kid alone all at the same time.

Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
And I think that's that's my now that I'm here, Like,
that's we talked about cartnarks, like the basic point put
in your car back, but now getting like second and
third level stuff about logic and reasoning and ever ever
arming people with these ways to shut these idiots.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Down, which I think is a good thing in logic.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Yes, not everybody hates us. Here's a nice one, babe,
this one seven one nine says I go back as
far as the iHeartRadio Apple let me with the podcast.
I just let the show play in the background while
I work. While I'm at work. I'm currently up to
September of twenty twenty two. Nice, that's cool, and says
what do you guys have done an incredible job at
curating the show's personalities. The cast you have now with

(01:37:27):
the addition of Jeff g is so good. The evolution
of the show has been a pleasure to witness. A
good job. Me love, thank you. That's super nice curating curating. Yeah,
there's a word that's used a lot of cure curator
accurating tanning has been making a comeback.

Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
Yeah, yes, So when did it go away? Well, when
skin cancer?

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Yeah, I was. I was talking to Jeff about this
because I saw this, and I said, dude, do you
remember like the late nineties early two thousands, where like said,
tanning places were everywhere. Commercials are the place people had
like those memberships. My ex wife would like pop into
those places on her lunch or after work, and people
would go before their wedding. Get people were tanning like crazy.

(01:38:11):
But I guess the younger chicks are digging it again.
You know who doesn't dig it dermatologists. That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
When you have your initial consultation with a dermatologist, they
ask if you've ever done a tanning bed even once
in your lifetime?

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Once?

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Yes, And I said, yeah, I did it once. I
think it was before I went to Cancun or something
like that. I had to get a base tan you
know what I'm saying, yea, and it was one time
in my life and she went, oh really.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Dermatologists say the idea of getting a base tand to
prevent sunburn is a myth and does not offer any
kind of protection. They say There is no such thing
as a quote safe tan. A tan is actually your
skin's way of reaching ob eaching, reacting to UV damage,
which means that your body is trying to protect itself
after its cells have been injured. And all of this

(01:39:03):
increases your risk of skin cancer and speeds up wrinkles,
dark spots, and other signs of aging.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
Damn, not my reality, are they hit?

Speaker 8 (01:39:14):
I walk every day?

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
But before before we move on to your thing here, menace,
let's acknowledge because this is what you said. That is
your kind of mindset. You just go, that's not my reality.

Speaker 8 (01:39:24):
I am denying that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
It doesn't mean it or not. You've just decided that's
not reality.

Speaker 8 (01:39:28):
It's not my reality.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
No, it's like Greg's whole thing of like what is
a calorie? Is a calorie reel? Yeah, you can do
it with Like Greg's decided that calories aren't made them up.
We made them up. We did.

Speaker 17 (01:39:37):
So.

Speaker 8 (01:39:38):
Yeah, good one, skin cancer, You're not going to get
me if.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
You just hey, go to a dermatologist once a year.
They'll see if you have skin cancer, they'll nip it
in the bud. If you want to avoid, if you
want to avoid all that, use a sunscreen with at
least an SPF thirty. You got to reapply every two hours,
wear hats or protective clothing when you're outdoors. I want
to be right now, if you're looking for a bronz
the look the dermatologist say, those self tanning lotions or

(01:40:03):
spray tans are a safe option because they're not exposing
your skin to the harmful UV rays. Although I guess
some people do confuse them, thinking there's some kind of
like sun block quality to them.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Some of the bronzers do have sunscreen, don't they.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
But they're they're saying, uh that they're warning everybody that
you still need to use the sun block in addition to.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
Did you ever try the one that you got.

Speaker 10 (01:40:27):
The bro Glow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
No, it's still sitting in my house. It's gonna I
bought it before our Mexico trip last year, and you're
about to go on another one. Yeah, totally old. Well
use it. I want to know if they're gonna start
bringing up the peptides now that you l tan likes.
That's the stuff I'm convinced gives you can't these pep tides. Oh,

(01:40:52):
you take a pile for this, You take a pill
for that. You take an injection for this because you
want your you want your skin to have more of
an olive tone to it. Here, take this peptide feels
very Yeah, that seems so. That just seems like instant cancer.

Speaker 8 (01:41:05):
I want peptide so bad.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
Oh my god, there's got to be a documentary because
these things came out of nowhere, and it's always the
most sketchy people trying to sell you on them.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
I can't talk.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
By the way, that's what you know. It's it's the
new gas station pills.

Speaker 8 (01:41:22):
But all the girls injecting themselves look good. I mean,
you can't deny that, did they But do they look
bad beforehand? No, at that point they're looking gooder now though.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Something commercial and look how easy it works. That's not
the reality of how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Well it could be, yeah, but there is.

Speaker 7 (01:41:39):
This is right, There is a peptide that claims to
get your body to start producing melanin.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
Yes, I could be arrested. I guess it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
How much you take, I'm gonna have my son start taking.
Get all the scholarships.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
They are not approved by health dot groups and doctors
weren't guess him because they aren't safe.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Well, you gotta wait, tell the FDA one. But how
do you look?

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Okay, Yeah, she's hot in this picture, but was she
hot two weeks ago?

Speaker 8 (01:42:03):
She takes tanning peptides.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
She looks dan a little bit on the orange side.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Yeah, her eyes are kind of washed out. Yeah, because
she was.

Speaker 7 (01:42:11):
But this is like WHATNYH Sidney Crawford hot at sixty five? Yeah,
she's always been hot, right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Yeah, exactly, although she's aged well.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
Yeah, you know, it didn't get fat, which was great.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Has a strict reasurement.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
Huh eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can send
it's your text over to two two nine eight seven.
We got some more Woody showed next hand.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
These prices are insane.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
The ship, the Woody ship. All right. So here it's
a question, what's something that you're good at, like any
kind of like hidden or unspoken talent like I always said,
Like for me, it's I'm a great parallel parker. Yeah

(01:42:55):
you are good, dude. I'm telling you, within six inches
of the curb, perfectly straighted, like just one shot knock
it out. And that's not with like the auto park stuff.
That's just for whatever reason I do it. I've all
it's been a natural ability. Really good at it. I don't.
I don't know what it is for anybody else.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
I'm pretty good at shuffling cards. I like to just
sit there while cards.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
I love doing like the bridge or the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
Oh yeah, of course it's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
I saw this cool gadget. That's it's a card shuffler
like you would see like a Vegas awesome. It deals
out the cards you set up, like how many positions
that you.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
Have in a circle. It spits them out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Kind of Yeah, I thought that was Yeah, it's spitting out.

Speaker 5 (01:43:41):
I don't even play cards, and I want that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Man, it's told I was back in high school. He
was headstand guy or yeah, stand guy? What was it?

Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Yeah, stand I could do headstands like crazy, not so
much now, no, no, no, wait, not so much.

Speaker 15 (01:43:52):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
What would you say, like you're you're hidden or unspoken?

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
Talent?

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Is now a man?

Speaker 10 (01:43:57):
Maybe?

Speaker 13 (01:43:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
My dyslexia and you know a d D just noticing
like patterns. Yeah, for certain things I don't I can't
even explain different. Yeah, and wouldn't that wouldn't that play
well for like an i.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Q test sea bast don't pattern based a lot of
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Yeah, I understand, I don't that's that's that could be true.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
Yeah, if if it were real, Yeah, true, if what
we're real, like if if what he's saying it like
app is applicable to problem solving, like for instance, there's
all kinds of maladaptive patterns finding, which is what a
lot of conspiracy theories are. It is like they think
they see a pattern in X, Y Z, but that's
just based on like the malid the maladaptation of that trait,

(01:44:41):
got it?

Speaker 13 (01:44:42):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
So for instance, you know what he's saying, He's like
basically like there's a bunch of coincidences they'll string together
to say, Okay, well this is why this is the
way it really happens conspiracy.

Speaker 7 (01:44:57):
And the reason that humans do that is that's evolutiontionarily
advantagious to us to see things like oh wait, I
can pick out there's a jaguire danger in that bush
over there, and you can see that better than you
have a better chance of surviving.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
But it can be misused if.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
You know, for.

Speaker 19 (01:45:20):
Anything, I need to thinking about that, man, Like I
don't even know, Like I know, I can't think of anything.

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
I'm not good at most everything.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
This person says, I have an ungodly accurate internal clock.
If I need to wake up for something at six fourteen,
I will open my eyes thirteen.

Speaker 10 (01:45:36):
I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
I look at the clock and I watch.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
The numbers change.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
It never fails.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
There are people like that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
I know people like that. Maybe not to the minute,
but they know they got to be up at two o'clock.
They might be up at one fifty.

Speaker 10 (01:45:48):
You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
I will wake up even on a weekend, when my
alarm clock is supposed to go off. Yeah, and I
wake up around that same time. Okay, but I go
right back to sleep. But I'm not telling myself like,
all right, I am setting my brain. Yeah, I'm setting
my mental alarm clock and I will get it. Who
would trust that that's just your body used to waking
up at that correct You're you're you're in a rhythm

(01:46:10):
or a pattern. Although noticing nine eleven is a thing,
that is and it's so weird. Even my rr ring
the other day because I looked at my uh my
sleep information for that day and I pulled up the
you know where it shows like how much time asleep
and so it shows where when you fell asleep, when
you woke up, how much light sleep, deep sleep, whatever

(01:46:32):
you got. It shows I fell asleep at nine to
eleven pm. Like, come on, it's one thing to notice
nine eleven am, nine eleven pm, But like, come on, dude,
what's the chances that that's when the or ring sensed
that I fell asleep at that exact minute. That's just weird.

Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
It's the orr ring tells you what time you fell Yeah,
and it's yes, you think it's accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
It's pretty good. Yeah, because it also, uh, log I
when I woke up, and it was the first thing
you do when you wake up, you look at the clock.
So then I go back later and I look at that,
I go that was that was the time I got up.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
And that's when your heart rate changes, your breathing changes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:11):
Yeah, it makes you said it's basically ruining your life, Jeans, Well, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
Not ruing my life. It's just that it's it's reinforcing
that I have ish sleep and I need to do something.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
Yeah, she needs to work on it. Yesterday, my sleep
scores a ninety one.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
Never I've never been out of the seventies. But there
are times where I like, I slept great, and it's like, oh,
work on your sleep. I'm like, I thought that was
a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
I'm a forty eight year old man who can sew anything,
and I'm not a tailor.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Oh that is very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
That's handy.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
That's impressive.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
I told you I can't even sew a button on.
I don't get sewing. I can't understand any of it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Is when when a string comes out of sweatpants or hoodies,
I can very quickly put it back with just my hands.
Oh that's pretty good because you have to like feed
it through.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
It's tough.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
You can also do like what they use for with
their wiring a house, like a fishing line. They call
it a fishing line. It's not a fish for fishing,
but just something that is pliable. It's like almost like
a little like a plastic dow rod kind of thing,
and you can push that through the hoodie attached the
string to the side and just pull it and then

(01:48:18):
pull it back through like you're wiring a TV on
the walls.

Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
I have a safety pan, but you and I have
a shared skill untangling chain necklaces. Oh yes, I like
to do that too, with a pin like real thin chains.

Speaker 8 (01:48:30):
You'd like to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
Yeah, I find it to be like I like it,
like it relaxing.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
When I get a new hoodie, I pull the string out.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
Just to get out ahead of that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
What's something that you're good at? But maybe hidden or
unspoken talent? I can unpick a pair of handcuffs in
less than four seconds with a needle that I hide
under my lips.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
Are you a magician?

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
That's pretty good?

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
I can untie really tight knots. When I was a kid,
I used to tie tight knots on purpose, just so
I can untie them for practice. I can hear electricity.
I could tell if his circuit is open or closed,
whether it's a C or DC lower high voltage, and
know how much current is going through it just by
listening to it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
Okay, testing, is that real?

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
I don't know?

Speaker 10 (01:49:14):
Possible?

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
I mean maybe maybe like a high intensity low or
high power lines.

Speaker 8 (01:49:19):
Because you've been in a building right where y'all have
heard that the fluorescent.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Lights, for sure. But I feel like sometimes I hear
like really high pitched noise that people can't hear.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
I did too, and I was told that's the air
pressure changing.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
It's either that or you're getting Tinatus or whatever that
Greg's got. Your headphones are right at about one hundred
and seventy five docibel. Yes, that's the beginning of the
ringing in your ears.

Speaker 3 (01:49:42):
That's not a good sign.

Speaker 5 (01:49:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
On the car shuffler, some said, I'm telling you what.
That shuffler has been on my wish list for a
few years now. It is a little bit pricey. I
don't know how much those are. I need it for UNA.
I want to give into Uno.

Speaker 8 (01:49:57):
It's fun, you mean, get into it. It's been around.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Got how to play it? I watched them YouTube videos
and I don't feel like I fully understand how to
play again.

Speaker 8 (01:50:05):
Numbers the colors.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
Put down a yellow too. You can put down a
Yellow War two.

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
It's cards for kids, like reverse and stuff. I don't know.
It says reverse, Yeah, but what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
You're the other way?

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
If you're going around the room clockwise, now you go
back the other way. Because the whole idea is to
get rid of all. You have one card, you know,
and then you gotta get rid of that card. Yeah,
what about this, Greg, I have a very good eye
for color. I could tell the difference between two shades
that most people wouldn't even notice or couldn't distinguish.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
I have that, I do not. I love those quizzes.

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Obviously that came part of like the hardwired pre programming,
like that's that's not whatever, that's future. But Greg, you
had that thing with your car, and you notice the
yeah I did.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
That one was pretty obvious.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
But but it was like two greens next to each
other that are almost identical. You'd you wouldn't be able
to tell which one was lighter which was darker.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
Well, yeah, I think most people could, right, Well, it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
Gets really specific. I love doing those. I think I'm
pretty good at it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
This one said, I dropped out of high school for
a bit and played guitar Hero NonStop to get me busy.
I got good enough to where I want some money
at tournaments. I'm a thirty six year old woman who
works for the government. Now, I doubt my prowess will
be appreciated.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
I didn't know they had contests.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
They had contests for all this stuff, like how they
have for Madden, like Madden tournaments and things.

Speaker 5 (01:51:29):
One time in high school when we were studying for
finals and I was trying to do anything to keep
my mind off of studying, and I taught myself how
to juggle.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
I was pretty I was a jugler that it's kind
of hard.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
It's very hard.

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
See as what would you say that you're hidden or
unspoken talent if we're talking about stuff like this party
trick stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:51:47):
I did learn to throw cards in high school. I
was like, you could get it into like the side
of a Watermelon's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
It's fun, but like it's highly unuseful thought and like
snap bottle caps. Yeah, those crown caps, you know what
I mean. Just yeah, we were able to zoom them
across the room with beer bottles.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
I wasn't say I'm great at it. We got we
got decent at it. Like I felt like cool people
could do.

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
That, same people that could do whistle with their fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
As we talked about it, can you I can't whistle? Yeah,
we brought that up and somebody had hit us up about.

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
That, and they had a very confluted explanation on how
to make it happen. I didn't just to whistle.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
This is the text that came in said to whistle
with your fingers, make a circle with your finger and
your thumb, the tips of your finger and your thumb.
Put that under your tongue. Push the tip of your
tongue to the top of your mouth. Slight, close your
lips around your fingers, and blow hard and down.

Speaker 7 (01:52:48):
Oh I could see maybe where Okay, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
What I'm going to be practicing for the next He's
gonna pass out. I think you had to because we
moved your your Yeah, curl my limit, yeah yeah, curl
up down. I almost like pull your hands up, like
tilt up up other way other way. Yeah, yeah, try

(01:53:20):
that's when it made that sound.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
You had it. You had it. That was.

Speaker 15 (01:53:27):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Yeah, I don't know what to do. Man if Greg
won the lottery, I mean he told us wait never
grad remember Greg, whatever happened to him? Would would you
ever take a phone call from us? Of course you wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Yeah, I just got my word.

Speaker 17 (01:53:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:53:54):
I've always read that as like you would never hear
from me again.

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
I mean I say that to be like over exaggerating. Yeah,
but no, I would see you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
But do you know what's weird is that a midnight
there was that winner out of Florida, the eight hundred million,
and I did think about you Greg. I'm like, what
kind of a millionaire would Greg be? Because you don't
want to travel, so would you just be like straight
up hermit?

Speaker 5 (01:54:18):
And pretty much I'd be a hermit in the sickest
house you could imagine, Like it would be awesome. But
also I've also contended that it would be borderline depressing
to win because you wouldn't value anything.

Speaker 3 (01:54:32):
Yeah, I've thought the same thing, like what do I
work for now?

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
What do I work toward?

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
Well, you can do something that's important to you. Yeah,
with no stresses of bills or right whatever, really I
really care about.

Speaker 5 (01:54:46):
But I remember, like, you know, a thousand years ago,
I saved up and bought a car that I had
always dreamed about, And at night, if I couldn't sleep,
I would sit in my garage and just stare at him.
And I was so excited for it. If you had
eight one hundred million dollars, you go by and Askton
Martin and let's say it gets dinged, rolling off a

(01:55:07):
cliff and get a middle.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
You wouldn't sit and stare at it, you know, like,
what do you value?

Speaker 5 (01:55:12):
What would you care about?

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
Here's so much? Here's what I wouldn't do there's a
story I was reading about this guy last year Spring
of twenty twenty five. This guy in Kentucky, he hit
the power ball one hundred and sixty seven million dollars.
It's been fifteen months since this guy won, and he's
been arrested several times.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
Yeah, he's an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Why the latest arrest He got into an argument with
his chick, lift her up against the wall and then
choked her out. She called the cops. He was arrested.
Now again, this is his most recent arrest since winning.
He's been arrested for battery, fleeing the scene of an accident, assault,
and resisting arrest. Have you seen this guy's photo. He
looks like a total meathead. Yeah, he's like.

Speaker 7 (01:55:55):
Yeah, we played the audio this guy get into a
fight in a casino in Florida, I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:55:59):
Yeah, he's been arrested in number of times. Like, dude,
you want one hundred and sixty seven million dollars, enjoy trash.

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
He's absolute white trash.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
Yeah, you could afford to go to the fanciest of
grocery stores and pay the twenty four dollars for the
strawberry or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
And you could afford to get some sort of counseling.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
But to him, fancy is going to Hollywood Casino, Florida Casino.
I should say, yeah, that's why you watch that My
Lottery dream Home. People don't know what the houses suck.
Oh no, they stepped it up lately. I just saw
a new episode and the house was like six point
five million.

Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
I never see that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
Well, we're the ones having I know. I had the
conversation with somebody, but was it in here we were
talking about what do you are?

Speaker 8 (01:56:39):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Who?

Speaker 10 (01:56:41):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:56:41):
Who are the people who are less annoying? Old money
or new money? I don't recall that now. Okay, I
was talking with somebody because like there's a lot of
old money people and I go, yeah, no, I'd rather
the new money people. Know you wouldn't, Yes, I would
because because they behaved like this guy no, and they
gave like rappers that buy you know that that's part
of that's partially true. But I think there's some hope

(01:57:03):
for the new money because they didn't come from it, right,
Like that's not been their entire existence, and their grandparents exist.
They don't know how to act. In other words, well,
it's new and they're adjusting I think. But overall, I
think you have a better shot with new money than
you do old money, because people remember, like dude, they
appreciated more like you were saying, like you would appreciate
it more if you just came from you know, if

(01:57:25):
you were Bill Gates's son.

Speaker 18 (01:57:28):
Like.

Speaker 7 (01:57:30):
Well, I think that's the difference between that that and
his lottery guy. Like yes, elon, let's say you use
him as a perfect example. Didn't come from a bunch
of money, but because he earned his own money. But
the lottery winners do not earn their own money. It's
just dumped on them. Yeah, and now it suddenly trash
has money. And look what trash does have a third category?
Maybe we have like lottery money right right, like people

(01:57:52):
who just earned it. Right, that's new money, that's it.
I think that's a different thing than just inherited.

Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
Or generation generation.

Speaker 7 (01:58:01):
Catch me outside girl who made seventy million dollars on
only fans and she's still crying and fighting with the
trashy losers that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
Because I would hit that girl won the lottery by
being on that show. She could have been the same
white trash idiot with never getting that exposure on the
show and nobody would ever have been the wiser about.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
Her doing the same stupid stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
I physically hate her.

Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
Because she's just a.

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
Female version of this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:58:28):
All right, so Greg, and then they're just being uncultured.
I've seen some people who are making fun of this
and goofing on it, but I don't think they understand
what this is. This is a little while back, Aldi,
your favorite plays. I do like they started selling boxes
of four ice cubes for a total of five bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:58:46):
That's so Unaldy.

Speaker 2 (01:58:48):
There are ice cubes, and you know, people began making
fun of it, making fun of Aldi for the ice
and surprised it hasn't sold. Well, here's like a little uh,
little clu. This woman was talking about it online home.

Speaker 8 (01:59:00):
What the heck? All the four ice cubes for five dollars.

Speaker 17 (01:59:03):
I thought it would be fun to look at them,
compare it to normal ice, and see if there's a
reason people might purchase these. My number one thing that
I think is funny is that they call out that
they're frozen. Ice is frozen when you open it up.
There is a sleep that has four ice cubes I'm
testing on right now. But their uniform and they're very.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Clear Okay, you know what these are when you go
to nice bars and they give you the correct Yeah,
like it's the they're they're like more purified water. So
it's super crystal clear. It melts crazy slow. So your
your drink's not getting if you have like a like
a high end like top shelf, yeah, you're getting a
drink neat.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
With you can't put like the crush bunny poop water.

Speaker 2 (01:59:46):
Right, Yeah, so that these are that that's that's what
these are.

Speaker 7 (01:59:51):
And I get that she's pointing out, yes they are
frozen ice cubes, but that is to point out to idiots,
these are not trays.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
These are the actual ice cubes. Yeah. Now the sales
didn't do great. All these already slashed the prices and
have just to get rid of them. They're moving on.
But you would have to have and I know they
do sell like for people who entertain a lot. You
could buy a special like uh, it basically makes these cubes.
It's not it's not even like a standard because the
water has to be a certain way. There's refrigerators now

(02:00:18):
that do it correct. Sometimes they're in spheres, other times
they're in these big block cubes.

Speaker 10 (02:00:25):
That's right.

Speaker 19 (02:00:26):
I have the round ones and it's kind of like
a plastic mold, and so I just take the water
from refrigerator. That's a filteril and I use it for that.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
It works good. Yeah, I have one that does French bulldogs.
I have a Gucci one yan o.

Speaker 5 (02:00:45):
God, it's a Gucci ice cube.

Speaker 2 (02:00:47):
But but Greg, how uncultured you know to these people?
Not right?

Speaker 10 (02:00:53):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
Wrong crowd? If you would have put this in like
a more high end.

Speaker 5 (02:00:58):
Or whatever, it's a odd choice of uh, venue of retailer.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
There's another confused customer.

Speaker 8 (02:01:05):
Why do they have frozen ice sks, frozen hold on
frozen ice.

Speaker 10 (02:01:13):
For how much?

Speaker 14 (02:01:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:01:17):
This must be that Fiji border.

Speaker 7 (02:01:18):
Yeah, okay, back to these Gucci ice cube trays, Greg,
did they get you the official Gucci brand?

Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
I believe so it's the Gucci g Those are like
three hundred dollars?

Speaker 5 (02:01:32):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
I wouldn't be surprised I did three hundred dollars ice
tray basically right, you can get the knockoff for like
ten Yeah. Picture, that's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:01:39):
Wait, how often do you use these?

Speaker 5 (02:01:41):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (02:01:41):
The trey of are four hundred eighty dollars for two trays?

Speaker 8 (02:01:45):
Oh my god, yeah, it's in the colors.

Speaker 2 (02:01:48):
I know jealous. I didn't say for them it was gifted.
He didn't buy it. That's fair enough.

Speaker 3 (02:01:57):
I would slap if someone gave that to me.

Speaker 2 (02:01:58):
I would that's their problem.

Speaker 3 (02:02:00):
I'd have a problem with them.

Speaker 8 (02:02:02):
But imagine serving a girl a drink that comes to
your place with a Gucci I.

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
Can't having a girl that would respect that.

Speaker 10 (02:02:08):
She would like that.

Speaker 3 (02:02:09):
Only an idiot would.

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
I do.

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Speaker 5 (02:03:11):
Yeah, everybody should work on being less condescending and menace.
Condescending means talking down to people again, Wait.

Speaker 23 (02:03:20):
A minute, show up hands all right, Thank you very much,
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