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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is a dude to the refid nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show? This is
the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well today it's Monday and it's a new month. Whoa
August the third already? Can you believe Monday, August the third,
twenty twenty six. My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gorey.
We got Menace him, Grant is here. We got Sea Bass.
We've got to see Morgan. There's Vaughan, our video producer,

(01:08):
Jeff g is here. We've got dumbass Tyler. We got Morgan,
we got Bort. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. I say Morgan again.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
But yeah, yeah, you shout out Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yes, all right, there's Bort and there's Menji. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send
us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
Uh see, we got the trending news headlines. We'll see
what everybody got into. The cheers and jeers Birthday's port
of birthday coming up. It is August third. Today is
Big Forehead Day. Congratulations to all the Big fourheaded people

(01:44):
out there. Today is clean your floors Day.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh it's my least favorite chore. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Didn't you say, Greg that you actually had somebody to
come by to give you a bit on how much
it would be to clean.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yes, and the first time in my life, and.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Of course Greg cleans before they come over. Oh my god,
they spend so much time cleaning.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
We spent hours, not only cleaning, deep cleaning, like when
you get the drill bit out to clean the shower.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
And what do you need her for?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, it was the initial meeting with her, and I
didn't want her to think like, oh, these people are slumps.
I wanted her to walk in and think this is
going to be so easy.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
It be easy one yeah, and then she said what
she said, Oh yeah, you need a deep cleaning to
begin with. These floors are really dirty and they yeah.
But then I went with somebody else. I went with
a recommendation from Jeff g.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh you did, yes, Oh nice, that works out. It
was a reasonable price. Yeah, great price, and she'll begin
in a couple of weeks. It's a dream, I'm telling you, Greg.
There's no going back. It's like having a laundry in unit.
There's no going back out.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
I am pretty surprised by this because you have knocked
having a cleaner.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
He's ripped it for so many years, I know, a decade.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm easing into it because I told her we only
want her once a month. Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, And that's just basically bathroom or to do everything
bathrooms and floors, and that's it. That's good.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
That is it.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
National Friendship Day is today. It's National grab some nuts
Day that could be open to interpretations, National Watermelon Day,
and it's Simplify your Life week. Okay, all right, let's
see we got some what do you show? Fun facts?
Was down for some fun falls always all right? The
average lottery winner gains one additional friend for each five

(03:27):
thousand dollars one.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
What's funny?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
People?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, it's so weird how that happens.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Right, I haven't seen you in a while.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
All of a sudden, you're pulling chicks.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
You got friends?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
One fourth of couples enter into marriage without knowing their
spouse's salary. I've heard about this, and I don't know
how that's possible, Like it's never come up.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I believe this. Yeah, I don't think Mario knows my salary.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Are you serious? You guys, well you got first of all,
you guys aren't marriage, so you don't have joint accounts, right,
we have one joint account. Yeah, I'm saying like, it's
not like my mom had never knew what my dad made.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
It's kind of old school.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
So does your wife know what you make?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Jeff?

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, do you know what she makes?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, do you know what your wife makes?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I have a rough idea, a rough idea. Yeah, she's
pretty much she told you and forgot. I'm sure. I'm
sure it's it's like, I'm sure it's come up. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
I thought it was interesting.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
It gets to have houses, Greg, I don't think that'd
be part of that whole process.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, well yeah, he doesn't know the exact number.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
According to studies, the top five most hated names in America,
the most hated names Karen, Yeah, stupid Internet.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
It should have never been Karen. It should have been Carol.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Chad, oh yeah, dake it, Chad, Donald, Donald, Damien, and
then John John do just boring. Those are the most
hated names in America. And Karen, Chad, Donald, Damien, and John.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Poor John, I know, I know, Sonya John.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Let's see fun fact number four, the average person goes
gray four years sooner than compared to forty years ago.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Really, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
What would that be like? Why how do you how
do you evove that? How do you revolve that one? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, stress, they say stress.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
But people weren't stressed way down by the way compared
to ever.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I wouldn't expect the internet drama.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
My friend, we're just softer now, so the stress feels
feels like more.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I would buy that.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
My friend Mike started going gray in high school.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Any people like that weird now, See, that's that's what
they need to figure out. They need to figure out
like something that you could do or something you could take,
some procedure you can have where it re uh replaces
the grave. Yeah, the color in your in your hair follicles,
I can see that happening.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Work on your future, or just be Steve Martin and
always be like forty.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Two, because there's think about all the chicks out there,
you know, who do that just to cover up the
roots and things like that, or guys with you know,
I mean, we boss simpler hair color.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Like using Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Fun fact number five, Almost one in four of us
never use deodorant.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
One in four.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
That's I can't even go outside with that deodorant on it.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, we knew, we knew a guy. We worked with
a guy, remember Tray.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh, I thought you're going somebody else? Ben? Oh god
Ben Reek.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, Ben's another guy never wore deodorant. But yeah, so Trey.
He would also only wash his hair like once every
two weeks.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, oh, I think less than that. If you're home alone,
do you put deodorant on?

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah too, deodorant and colone me too, Yeah, because I'm
just in the habit of it.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I put deodorant colone even if I'm showering to go
to bed.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Do you like smelling?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Absolutely when I'm going to bed, No like. But I
get up in the morning, you know, even if I'm
not gonna shower in the morning, I'm gonna go run
and do an a couple of errands before a shower.
Yoderan cologne.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I also can't go outside without taking a shower never,
I don't even wow.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
All right, and then this is something you'll be one
more a little six pack of fun facts. You know,
everyone's going to save money on streaming services except for me. Apparently, Hulu, Netflix,
and Amazon Prime let you cancel anytime, So simply activate
a subscription when there's something you want to watch, and
then cancel it immediately after. Who could have told you
that I did, But I thought like it was like

(07:38):
after I didn't realize it was like I could watch
a show on Netflix right now, and as soon as
the show's over, like ninety minutes later, just cancel. Who
has said that for five years now, But I thought
it was a month at a time. That's that's what
I interpreted what you were saying. So at the end
of the month, Yeah, it doesn't immediate.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, let's say, Greg, you've run into it. There's a
show on Peacock with the one that I don't to
watch right now, so sign in my mind, you sign
up for watching one. As soon as that is over,
you cancel it right then and there, like you know,
you can.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Cancel it, Watson going on, it doesn't matter, but then
you've paid for that one month. The rest of the money.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Everybody knows the fun fact idiot made this list like
the saving the saving of money would because it's a
free trial. You don't end up getting dinged for the
right the following the seven days there is when they
would charge you, and then it'd be a monthly from
that point, right. Yeah, that's the first time only though,
so it wouldn't work a second time. Like let's say
next week you want to watch something else on Netflix, you'd.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Have to unless you got to do email, email, blah blah.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
See, there make a bunch of Gmail accounts.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Good baby.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I probably still need a credit card number though. There's
your what do you show fun facts here on this
Monday time? For your birthdays?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
And you know we don't do.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Tom Brady,
who's forty nine. Let's see, you got Martha Stewart who
is eighty five years old today.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Martin Sheen is eighty six.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
John C.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
McGinley from Scrubs, off the Space in Platoon, he's sixty seven.
John Landis, who directed you know, National Lampoon's Animal House,
Blues Brothers, Trading Places, a whole bunch more. I watched
Trading Places for the first time in years.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, it's still so good. John Landis is seventy six.
James Hetfield died. Yeah, the lead singer of Metallica, he's
sixty three. Spinderella from Salt and Peppa is fifty six.
Ed Rowland, the singer guitars for Collective Soul, is sixty three.
And how do you say her name again? Evangeline Evangelina

(09:49):
from Lost, Yeah, she's forty seven. And then your porn
of birthday today is Larissa Letti and today's birthday girl.
She's been out here blowing more than just birthday candles,
one hundred and fifty seven fine films, including oral fixations.
She was in Beach Babes Take a Break for Lesbian Sex,
Volume one, Huh Busty Lesbian celebrates graduation with toys. She

(10:13):
was in Larissa finds all of her dildos during cleaning.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Where they are? I've been looking for them?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
She was in Friends Unleash Lesbian Passion Sometimes the other
one for Greg Lingerie Lesbian Latina gets foot Worshiped Volume one.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's My foot worship Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
And then who can forget her unforgetable role in and
let the pegging begin. That is Larissa Lette, who is
forty three years old today, And that is your porn
of birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show.
We'll take a quick break more Woody Show's next hang
on till Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Do you live in or around Dallas, Texas? What's going on? Everybody?
It's menace.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas, August twenty seconds Lazy
Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing a listener meetup.
I'll have giveaways and more. But I would love to
see you there Saturday, August twenty second. If I can
make this successful, that means we're gonna be in Dallas
a lot more so if you're nearby, please stop on

(11:16):
by Addison, Texas, Lazy Dog Restaurant, August twenty second, Saturday,
from noon to two pm. Can't wait to see you there.
In the meantime, enjoy the Woody Show Podcast. Not the
name of the mascot per Se, Yeah, per Se.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's fancy. Yeah, per Se is always fancy, per Se.
I love to do it.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
So that's a nice show.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
All right, It's another new hour. Greg Venice, Gina Grant.
Phones are open eighty seven to seven forty four Wooding
text us check in over to two to nine eight, Evan,
Sammy is back. She was gone for a few days.
We falsely reported that you died. Yeah, that's the report

(12:09):
that we got, And so we were deep into our morning.
It was very we were hardcore missing but then here.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
Yeah, resurrected here I am Yeah, yeah, cheer and jeer
from your time off. Yes, So my cheers really is
just seeing friends and family that I haven't seen in
a long time. And sometimes you don't realize either how
long it's been. And one of my friends was like, oh,
we all have to take a picture together because if
I don't see you again for another.

Speaker 10 (12:37):
Eight years, I'll be fifty by then.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
And it was like, it hasn't been eight years, and
it had been eight years, and it's really weird to
just you walk away from people you grew up with
and go like, don't.

Speaker 10 (12:49):
Know when I'll see you again.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:51):
So it was really great seeing everyone, and it was
also extra great because when we flew there, we flew
first class on the late.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
So you and Morgan both experiences. Morgan's going to Japan
with this new boyfriend of hers, uh, the the dude
that she was talking about when she went to d C.
The whole thing. But now they're officially boyfriend and and
girlfriend and he's.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Flying official Yeah what you mean?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, And so he's flying her to Japan for some
fight that's happening. It's same thing. It's like the laid
down She doesn't know how to act, so she's like
a dress code. Yeah, the dress code?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
And what did you wear?

Speaker 10 (13:39):
I wore sweats and a sweatshirt divers.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yes, how much did that flight cost you?

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Nothing?

Speaker 10 (13:49):
You know, but well he has points.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
He flies a lot for work, so he has a
lot of points.

Speaker 10 (13:54):
He's a frequent flyer.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
He goes to Japan a lot.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 10 (13:57):
Yeah, he's been four times already this year.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 10 (14:00):
Yeah, but it really does rule to have the lay.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Down beds really, like, yeah, tell us why that would be.

Speaker 10 (14:10):
They give you these little like bags that like, oh,
here are.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Some socks to put on, and here's slippers for when
you go to the bathroom, and here's you know, the
little I'm asked for when you sleep with the earbuds
in your ears and everything.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
It rules.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
The first class experience. It does ruin you, Yeah it does.
It's like, God, there's no going back. But then you
end up going back.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Does it lay back so far that you could sleep
on your side?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
It's flat?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Lay flat, Like I'm.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Having a hard time wrapping mind.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
You're gonna pillow and a blanket, a little mattress that
goes over.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
At least a picture of these podcasts.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
When I think of flat, I think like it just
goes right, lay flat. No, I just don't trust it.
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
My gears is that coming home there was hours delay
on the tarmac.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
We're on the tarmac and your lay flat seat.

Speaker 10 (15:04):
I wasn't laying flat yet.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
I was waiting for takeoff because we're on the tarmac
and the pilot's like, hey, sorry, there's weather issues not
where we are, but somewhere else. And now they're not
letting us take this path, and air traffic controls telling
us that we need to wait. So they're telling us
now it's going to be two hours. I mean I
was that plane for eight hours.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
You could at that point put your seat flat.

Speaker 10 (15:27):
That's exactly what I did.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You got she got.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Through it, So you guys heard it. What just happened?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
My tears is we got stuck in the tarmacaid, oh,
when You're like, no, I couldn't lay flat because of
blah blah. But we were still like waiting for takeoff,
and then she went to the whole story about how
is gonna be two hours? Well, then if two hours
to lay flat, I did, Yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
Did once the pilot told us. I knew it would
be two hours.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Years Yeah, she had to wait us. Do they have
a drink service selling?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Like my kids? What do you complaining about?

Speaker 11 (16:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
But the problem right?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Did they serve drinks in those two hours?

Speaker 10 (16:07):
They did? But I didn't have any?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Greg pretty much sounds like what you have the share right,
cheers and jeers?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, basically an identical weekend. Yeah, freel first class. Yeah,
I was just lying down on a plane all weekend.
Uh No. I got to give cheers Tomorrio for handling
the home front. We have so much happening right now
with painting and stuff, and it's a bigger job than
I thought it would be, and he is project managing
the hell out of it. So it was really uh

(16:40):
major cheers Tomorrio because I couldn't do this. Jeers to
the acid, the razor blades and a broken glass that
I apparently swallowed. I have the worst sore throat I've
ever had.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
And I think maybe.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Menace got me sick because I had asked me the
other day, do you have a cold? And he said, no,
I'm just not sleeping well. But you sounded stuffy and
you sounded sickly.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
I wasn't feeling well. I mean I wasn't sleeping really, yeah,
I was like exhausted.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Because I thought that too, I was like, oh, is
this just making its way down the line of my.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Greg has We've talked before. Greg has the immune system
of Tom Hanks's character.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
That's not wrong.

Speaker 12 (17:20):
He does like the wind and he gets sick. Yeah,
if I had, I think you get sick so easy.
That's true, and I think there's a lot of truth
to that. I will have what I think is a
sore throat and I think about, do I have a
sore throat? Let me check again, and I swallow. I
think I do, and then I manifest it.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, you bring it's weird.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
And do you take anything for allergies?

Speaker 9 (17:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Sometimes that's sometimes like any kind of like uh, you know, stuff,
because then that starts leaking down in your throat. That
makes the throat swallowed.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Razor blades. You got to call yeah something.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I mean, we did make out. I know, Oh we
shouldn't have done that. I told you we shouldn't have
doaune that.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah, Gina, what do you got? Cheers and jeers?

Speaker 10 (18:04):
All right?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
So you know, I've been sort of battling my sleep demons,
and I thought, you know, I'm gonna do something about it.
And I'm not just gonna like wish it away or
do something lame like meditate. I went for a swim,
and I really really tried. I wasn't just going to
float there and pretend I was swimming, but I went
for an actual swim. I swam ten laps, which means
twenty you know, one, two, three, back and forth. And

(18:27):
I was pretty tired, and I slept pretty well. Oh okay,
weady because you're in the water.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah. I can't speak from you know, literal experience the exercise,
but I've read and I've heard and people have mentioned
to me that exercise, if you do exercise, it will
help you sleep.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
I walk a lot, and I love walking the puppy
and I love all that, but this was like, this
is something you hear about, like, but that seems like
effort and you got to go to a pool and
you got But I did it. I loved it. I
may do it again.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Like you went to a pool, Well, I went in
a pool in a pool, yes, Like it's a lap pool.
So you say twenty laps, like there's some like you
could push off from one side and without taking one
stroke you touch the other side from.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
I'm not Michael Phelps.

Speaker 11 (19:12):
Let's not get it twisted.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, it was an Olympic.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'm saying twenty laps. I'm you know, I'm trying to
get an idea of how much she swam.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Reeal in your expectations. This is what we're talking about.
But I did my best and it was it wasn't
one back forth two back forth, and I really was
gassed and it really made a difference. And sometimes I'll
like lift weights and stuff i'm watching the TV doesn't
do the same thing. This this swimming thing, somebody's really
got it figured out. So that was great. I may
just to that again. Uh cheers. As you guys know,

(19:42):
I'm not a big like pop culture person, and I'm
like not really interested. It's not really my thing. But
I gotta tell you not to be dramatic. But I
really think Ariana Grande is like dying before our eyes.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
It.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
It's freaking me out pretty good.

Speaker 10 (19:56):
She's pretty skinny, yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
I mean that.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
No.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
I was getting this targeted like algorithm like videos and
like all these nutritionis and stuff, and one of them
was talking about the kind of unbelievably severe muscle waste
you have to have to be able to see someone's
chest plate, which is just like featured prominently in her
new music videos.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
I know, Greg asking for a friend. Are we supposed
to care about any of this? I've seen a lot
of headlines about her, and she's gonna be stepping away
from the as the public people who aren't her friends
or family. She wouldn't know us from anybody. Are we
supposed to care?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
That's my point. I don't ever talk about this stuff
because I don't care about it. And seeing somebody that
skinny is like kind of freak me out so much
humorous bones, Yeah, her.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Pools just eat whatever she wants.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Look, you know, usually it's like someone gets so skinny,
like Greg, Like there are times where you're like, oh damn,
I would give anything for that, and then they go
a little farther and you're like uh h, becomes like
it's gross. That's that's kind of like I think that's
where we're at. So, yeah, she's canceling her to her
or she's pausing it and she's not doing this show
in London, and I'm like, you know what, good because
I don't know. I don't know how much longer a

(21:08):
person could survive like that.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I'm looking at a picture from like a few days
ago shopping and she looks the same. Yes, you got
to watch the videos of a recent to.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Be able to see inside somebody's chest plate is pretty groosy, lucky,
very halloweeny. This is not something I would usually comment on,
but it's freaky enough that I had to say something.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
It's way less freaky than.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Well, that's stepping away from the public. I'm're really mishearing
about her all the time, how she gonna pay her
bills if she's not working. Let's do it, do it,
We're doing it, We're doing it. I show Well, time
to check in with Gina Grant. He's got the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
All the weekend belonged to Spider Man brand New Day.
It made almost a billion dollars worldwide, which is good
for the second biggest opening weekend of all time. The
first biggest was Avengers Endgame. Spider Man Brand New Day
has a ninety percent Rotten Tomatoes score and a ninety
eight percent Verified audience score. So this is a hit,

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and I know a couple people went to see it
like the ass crack of dawn, So we can't wait
to get those reviews. And two people were killed and
another seven injured when some a hole started shooting outside
an in and out burger in Twin Falls, Idaho. The
shooter killed himself after the shooting at an armed off
duty Idaho State trooper was shooting back at him as

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well as another dude. Cops say the security guard and
the other guy are heroes because that pushed the shooter
away from the restaurant and prevented even more casualties. So
five out of the seven injured people are still in
the hospital. Two of them are in critical condition. Nobody
knows why this piece of ish decided to do this,
but the shooter's family is cooperating with police. Here's some
of the coverage from ABC seven TV where they talk

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to the parents of one of the employees who was there.

Speaker 13 (23:08):
Her family says she crawled out of the restaurant, hid
next door and then later called them using a manager's phone.
But now they say they have no direct way to
reach her.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
We have no access to her.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
We don't even know. I don't know what to.

Speaker 14 (23:19):
Tell you that.

Speaker 13 (23:20):
Because the company requires employees to stow away their phones
while at work, their daughter left her phone behind as
she ran, and it's now part of the crime scene.
They've had to rely on occasional calls from a manager's
phone just to know that she's okay. Now they say
that In and Out has arranged a flight home, but
they don't know the details or when she'll be back.
They also say they haven't received direct updates or support from.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
The company being able to like be in contact with
your family, like you're taking my family out of state
to better your business.

Speaker 13 (23:46):
For now, they're just waiting to hug their daughter again.
But they say she's so traumatized by what she went
through she can barely speak.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Ye Jeff and I were talking about this, these parents,
they're totally setting up for a lossuit. YEA, this is
we're coverage from this story, and they're going to try
to point the finger at In and out, like as
if in and out had anything to do with it.
Some random whack job comes in or steps up and
starts like shooting the place, Like I doubt they have

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a protocol.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah, I doubt that in and out Burner is preventing
your daughter from calling you exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
That's what we were saying. We're saying it sounds like
you have terrible communication skills, like Okay, your daughter gets
a hold of you, all right, from this other manager's
phone and go, hey, so do me a favor, give
me a call later, tell me where you're staying, where
you're going to be something.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah, go buy a burner phone, do something so we
can communicate it.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Mean what we hear from you, Call us before you know,
call us before you go to bed tonight. Let us
know what what what the update is? Uh, you know,
when you get some more information about uh, when you're
gonna be able to come home, let us know. Because
they can't get a hold of her because the phone
is now part of the investigation. Because like when you

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work it in and out, you have to stow your
phones away so you're not distracted while you're working. Okay,
so the phone is in the restaurants.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Do you not know your parents' number?

Speaker 6 (25:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
No, she can call.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
What I'm saying, Maybe she's just not interested in calling them.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Maybe there's terrible communicators, but like it just sounds like
they're really setting up to blame or point the finger
in and out which blows. Yeah, you know, it's not
it's not their fault. Sometimes bad things just happen and
it's it's in this case, it's the fault of the
shooter and the shooter alone. It's not in and out's fault.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
No.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yeah, the line where the dad says something like you know,
uh there, she's up there to help you make money
for your billings.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, well they're also they're also providing her a job
that she can support herself and keep her out of
your house.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, she's not part of the Red Cross, she's place.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Well, very very sad news for a lot of us.
Actor Vincent Pastori, who is best known for playing Big Pussy,
Bump and Sero on The Sopranos, has died. He is one.
Here is one of Big Pussy's best lines of all time.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
There's two things I'm good at. Just pulling dense and
spoting good jobs. That's sweetie, world class job lips.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
That's right, doctor Melfie. Friends and family hadn't heard from
him in a few days and they got suspicious, so
they went to his house. They found him dead. He
just turned eighty a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, And
besides sopranos, Vincent was also in movies. I'm sure you
recognize Goodfellas Carlito's Way, Shark Tail and two thousand and
nine's Oive My Son is Gay with carl Electra and

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Bruce Flance, which I can't believe I've never heard of.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
It sounds like a birth title. Yes, my son is gay. Yeah,
Oh my god, Yeah I was. I was thinking about you, Greg,
because you know, we have this whole conversation every once
in a while. Greg thinks about death a lot. Yeah.
But in part of the coverage, I saw some video
from Vincent's birthday and he looked great. It's just great,

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he's eighty years old. But I mean, he looked skinnier
than I had seen him in a long time. Like
he looked like he was in better shape and like
looked healthier, didn't look like he was on his last
Like it just happens. I guess he died peacefully in
his sleep.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Yeah, we're saying.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
They're saying natural causes. Really the guy's eighty. Yeah, yeah,
you know.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
We've lost a lot of Sopranos cast members. It's getting
pretty sad.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
It's just weird, you know. It's just weird that you
see a guy and then you go, dude within, gone
within like a couple of weeks. This guy is going
to be gone, so weird.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Having not watched the Sopranos, why did they call him
that big pussy?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
It never really gets explained, but don't but don't get
him confused because there's big Pussy and little Pussy Malanga
and big pussy bombin Sero. So there was a lot
of getting those, a lot of pussying.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, so dump so pussy on the Sopranos.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Well.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo he's getting a little
time out from TV after CBS Sports placed him on
leave after his recent o w I arrest in Wisconsin.
So while he's on leave, former NFL star JJ Watt
is going to slide into the analyst chair alongside Jim Nance.
CBS has not said how long this leave is going
to last, and Roma has not publicly commented. He's scheduled

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to beer in court on September twenty first, And we
kind of knew that was coming, right because they're like, oh,
no comment, no comment. Well, this is their comment.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
That's surprising.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
And this dude named Simon O'Connor, he's in the news,
or should I say he was in the news. He
was the guitarist for the band Modest Mouse. I don't
know if you've heard about him, but he's been kicked
off the tour for sending inappropriate messages to an underage fan.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh good.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah, so, according to reports, he even sent the girl
a photo of Barry Wood and if you don't know
the name, you definitely know the pick.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
That's the giant dog the bed.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
He also referenced her bikini picks in her profile and
by the way, the girls Instagram bio literally says she's seventeen.
And when the dms were made public, he apologized, but
that didn't matter to the rest of Modest Mouse. He's
off the tour. And finally, the Woman's Pro Baseball League
just had their inaugural game over the weekend and the
only thing anyone is talking about was nashion anthem.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Dude, dude, what a performance. And this woman's a professional.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
This is Martha Reeves, Martha Reeves and the Vandelas. Here
she is singing the anthem with some help.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You but.

Speaker 10 (29:16):
Bye so broad.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Sounds like an s and l skis Yes, why why
nice Jesus age.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
Wow, she's eighty five, so maybe you know now she
sounds like July a child trying to see.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
The background sing singers were struggling to get on time
with her.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
They were right on time, and she.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Was all.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
This is a professional.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
You'll see Hammer and Hank of the motown.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
He has a knee background singers.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, he just goes out there and handles business all
by himself.

Speaker 10 (29:56):
That's right, last.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Anybody.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
And guess what he keeps on getting asked to come
back to I know, Oh yeah, lady won't.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
So terrible, sweet.

Speaker 10 (30:21):
Wors so good.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
And the walk, I mean it's painful. She put passion
behind it.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, she try clearly wanted to make this.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Damn that was terrible. This is the show man.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Here's a dumb lawsuit. This guy in West Virginia. He
is now the first to file a lawsuit against Taco
Bell for the diarrhea. His lawyers say he wouldn't beaten
the products or would not have paid the price he
had paid had he known the lettuce was contaminable. Guess what,
dumb ass like, they wouldn't have served it had they

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had known. If you didn't, you don't know about that stuff.
It's not like they run it.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Through the lab.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Also, it hasn't even been tied to Hocko Bell yet.
It's just they it's the farms. Yeah, the tailor farms.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
They self pulled the lettuce. Yeah, good luck with that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
The class action suit was filed and lawyers hope to
represent affected customers all across the country. Man, these lawyers,
they're looking for damages of at least two hundred dollars. Oh,
I bet you are, Wow, for anyone who did buy
the bad lettuce, and considering there have been at least
six thousand confirmed cases, Uh, it's going to be a
big lawsuit. Well, so they hope this thing's gonna get

(31:45):
thrown right out. It's not like they knowingly or.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Right, that's the thing you have.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You would have to prove that the negligence negligence of
some kind, do you though.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Because like we always talked about. But big corporations like
here just take a little money and get don't get
the f out of here.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Well that's why a lot of people they'll they'll file something,
they'll go, Okay, well we're just hoping for we're just
hoping for a quick pay the settlement. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
In a class action you get what fourteen because.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
If you push it beyond that, if they and if
they tell you like oh no, and you push it bury,
well not only will they bury you, but now just
the expense that you go through and you may end
up with nothing but a bill for all the all
the lawyers fees and everything else. The only people that
ever make any money in these things are the lawyers.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Lawyers are scumbags, yep. You know most of them, right,
I mean there are some decent ones, but I mean
the ones who the ones who like just try to
cobble everybody together and they put the ads on TV
about like do you or anybody you know? Blah blah
blah blah blah. It's like, all right, man. A lot
of the fish of the time, I would say a
lot these are like a glorified ambulance chasers Yeah, they're

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just trying to hope to get some kind of settlement.
They're they're the saws.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Exactly. It's good with the American flag.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Waving in the back.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Exactly. My best friend growing up, man, my buddy Joe,
he became a lawyer, and he tells me that, like,
you know, everybody just assumes that, oh, you went to
law school, you become a lawyer, have all the money.
I mean, no, he's you know, he's searching for Yeah,
he's not loaded because there's so many lawyers. Because everybody
was sold that. Yeah, everybody was sold that whole bill
of goods of go to college, graduate with a college degree,

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and you're gonna be making all this money. Yeah, you're
gonna be guaranteed the job and have all this money.
That's what they were selling be a doctor or a lawyer.
But now everybody just got a bunch of debt. Yeah,
and they can't find a job, and the jobs they
can find are way for way less than what they were,
you know, thinking they were going to get because they
went to college. Same thing with lawyers. Doctors are a
little bit different, but lawyers. There's a billion lawyers because

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all these kids, all these kids went to law school
and you come out there's only so many billable hours
out there. So that's why you get these lawyers who
take everything. They'll take everything and anything and throw it
up against the wall. See what sticks. Because guess what,
if it sticks, you get some kind of payout or
you win the case. They're the ones walking away. What
for if it's taken on contingency? I think, soucky, there's

(34:10):
a reason that all these lawyers live like the personal
injury guys, but they all live super fat. Yeah yeah,
because yeah, you're the one who broke your neck in
a car accident.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
But dude, we got you.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah exactly, But I mean that. But that's the business. Yeah,
that's the way the business works. It's all about billable hours.
I saw a TV commercial for a class action lawsuit.
I can't remember what it was, a medical thing, and
it starts with did you or someone you know die
from using this product?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Did you die? Yes, I'll call you that was me.
I died. I died, you guys, guess what.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I would like to be part of the lawsuit because
I died?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Really, someone you know died?

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yes, everyone's just gotten insane. I mean, I've given greg
two examples already this morning. Oh yeah, believe.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Well, these two dudes and North Carolina, they're suing the
hospital where they were born, claiming the hospital royally effed
up and switched them at birth.

Speaker 15 (35:06):
It's January twenty sixth, nineteen eighty eight. Only Kyle and
I were born in that hospital that day. It's the
only time we've ever been together.

Speaker 16 (35:14):
My aunt Mark and I were on ancestry dot com.
I had done further DNA testing on my raising mom
that came out conclusively that she was biologically my brother's mom,
but she didn't match with me. On the platform, we
kind of concluded and say, basically, look, Kyle, you were

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switched at birth.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, so they figured it out two years ago, but
it's been nearly forty years and the records there at
the hospital no longer exist. The hospital is saying they
didn't do anything wrong, but these guys say the hospital
is responsible for robbing them of the lives they were
supposed to lead.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
How do you know.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
They know the difference.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
One of them might have had a really good life.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, I was looking at the other.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
There's definitely one that's spearheading.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
They're asking for a jury trial. Okay, so how much
do they want? So figure on this, like what is
all this going to be worth? Like forty years?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
The way they phrased that robbed us of the lives
we were supposed to have. Uh huh ten million?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Okay, five ten million, fifty thousand dollars? What we're talking about?
These guys, they're like, hey, man, you know how we
can make a quick buck. I'm sure that like if
we said something like it's good money but also super
low in the grand scheme of things.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna go.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Fifty thousand because they're probably these guys want billions.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
You said that with an edible for your entire life.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah, Roby fifty thousand. Where do we write the check?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yeah you want two of them?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I figured i'd be making one thousand per year. Now
it's sound like the dude Dumb and dumber. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four. Wooding text us over to two
to nine, eight seven more. What he shows next?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
In a time of luxury? Why wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Use it nostalgia?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I do want to do it outdoors.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
It's the Witty Show, It's another hour, It's the Woody Show. Yeah,
Woodie Greg minus Gino grand phones at eight seven seven
four Wooding text us over to two two nine eight
seven menace cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, cheers is.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
I decided to hit a vapen like a hundred times,
and then I went to go see uh spider Man.
But I went about an hour early, so I enjoyed
some food and I got myself a rice ball was in.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
That vaypen menace nicotine. I don't see Greg vaping all
morning times?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, no, no, no, there were uh there was marijuana
in vay.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
So then I decided, oh, I'm kind of hungry, so
I get a rice bowl and then I get some
uh some chicken on top of barbecue chicken and some
chow maine, and dude, it was so good. And then
I decide, still got time, so I want some ice cream.
But I found like a frozen yogurt spot and then
it's like one of those self served so you know,

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just put like all the cookie crumbs up on it.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
What were you doing this year?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
There an hour early? Did you just have time to kill?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I had time to kill. I just got there pretty quick.
I thought I would it would take a lot longer.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Tough it's tough, yeah, stressful.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, so I get that.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
But then I get inside the movie theater and I said, okay,
well I'll get a small popcorn, right, small soda and dude.
So like with these movie theaters, they have like the
you know, the VIP line, and then they have the
regular line. I was looking at the VIP line and
it was like packed, and then the regular ass line
that I went into, there was nobody in line.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Greg Like, that's what I've been saying about the airport.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Everybody's like paying for all these premium services and I, dude,
I just walked right up and got my stuff, and
everybody else is waiting in the line.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Dude, he vaped right about this.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
I've never been to a movie theater. I haven't noticed
that they have a VIP members What do you get? Yeah,
so yeah, you can pre order on it or you're
supposed to have like priority in the line.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
And then when you get a list whatever it's called
the get you X number of movies per whatever to
the theater at the concession stand, there's a line for
those members, and then there's a line for people who
don't have that membership, and the line without the membership
is the one that had like nobody in it. All
these other people who are there, they're all the people
that signed up for I'm.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Chairs on that man.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
Especially the line just to get in the theater, like
has never been a problem for anybody. I mean, the
reason that was that way, I'm sure it's not like
that most of the time. It's because it's the biggest
movie of the year. It's all these movie freaks.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Why they have the membership, so they're there all the
same time, like on any given day. It's probably not
that way. Madhouse, Yeah, it was crazy concessions.

Speaker 17 (40:14):
It was.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
It was packed.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
But I watched the movie in three D, which was
awesome by the way, after hitting the vapen because it
felt like I was inside the movie.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
So that was cool. When you give the movie, I'll
give the movie probably like it eight out of ten.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
I know people are giving it like eleven, but I'll
give it eight. You know, it's very lovey dovey, and
then I mean, yeah, but anyways, my jeers is like,
you know, younger people like to say, oh, you're a boomer,
and everybody's a boomer, but like I feel like if
young people actually had to deal with actual for reels
boomers in the age range what a boomer is that.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
They would be reels boom, yeah, seventies and eighties, eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Years labeled boomer.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
I don't they would have the mental capacity of handling
like an actual boomer, because actual boomers they don't listen.
They get butt hurt very easily, and just like dealing
with them is just a pain in the ass, man.
And I got like quite a few that I have
to deal with, and like they don't want to listen
about finances, they don't want to listen about their health.

(41:20):
They won't again, won't take advice on the parents and
and anything. Yeah, Like I just recently had one that
has to called me right after like they just got
a warning that they had to do evacuation with fires,
right yeah. So I said, oh, I'll go find your
nearest like hotel and go like get a hotel room

(41:41):
because you don't know when you're gonna be able to
go back to your to your house. And they're like,
oh no, just like wait it out. I'm like no,
like it's gonna like get full soon, so immediately go there.
Doesn't listen to me, has to be in a church
parking lot all night and then I'm like talking to
them and they, oh, we got to get on the phone.
Don't don't have any more battery on. I'd fallen and

(42:01):
you can't charge it in your car, haven't.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Uh, haven't heard from them for probably like fourteen hours.
So so car that's in the way. Yeah, like I
don't know, dude.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, And just for everyone who needs a refresher, actual
boomers are sixty two to eighty years old. Yeah, that's
what a boomer is.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
And they're stubborn as like, don't call me. Yeah, if
you're not gonna listen to anything I have to say.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
So yeah, cheers a dealing with like for real's boomers,
Morgan cheers and jeers.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
Okay, cheers menace. We'll get what I'm saying here, all right.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
Cheers to the mall.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Oh my god, I wish the.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Mall yesterday it happened.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Have you not been to them all in a while,
I've been.

Speaker 11 (42:45):
I guess it was a different mall than I usually
go to. It wasn't by my house.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Because there's some that are just dead af but some
I just also just recently went packed.

Speaker 11 (42:53):
I mean, I know it's back to school shopping time, right,
but yeah, that place was popping man, Like, oh my god,
it was great, and then the sale racks. Like I
have a weird rule when I go shopping because I
don't go a lot. I go straight to the sale
always because usually I can find cute stuff there and
I don't even do full price stuff. I spent so
much damn money, Oh my god, but it was all

(43:13):
sales stuff. So to think of how much I would
have actually spent, is that why you went?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (43:20):
So and also I'm gonna start dressing better, so don't
act weird. Okay, Okay, yeah, like not today, so don't
look at me now.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
But it's a very nice sweat.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
It can be yours for lolo price.

Speaker 11 (43:34):
It can. But no, like, starting tomorrow, maybe I'm gonna
like just start looking nicer, So don't treat me. And
why because I need to level up my life.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
But well, she's got a bunch of new clothes.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Yeah, no, I know, caring more about how I appear.
So are we talking about like nicer sweat outfits? Are
we talking jeans?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (43:54):
So still sweat outfits?

Speaker 11 (43:55):
Yeah, y'all not going to see me in jeans and
heels in here. Okay, but like you know, maybe like
a you top with some sweats or something. I'm just
gonna look less.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Numby all brought on by going shopping kind of.

Speaker 11 (44:06):
Yeah, now I have like some cute clothes, right, so
just don't treat me different, Okay, all right, I don't
want it to be awkward when I come in.

Speaker 10 (44:14):
Don't get you distracted by my eyes are.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Up here right the rest for the life, I mean,
the wife you want to be.

Speaker 11 (44:20):
Absolutely SeaBASS is right. I'm trying to level up. But
cheers to them all because it's been a while and
now I get what Minutes has been saying.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, jeers.

Speaker 11 (44:28):
There is this fly that's in my house. Oh my god.
One of my pet peeves is like, I keep the
screen door closed twenty four to seven. I hate when
bugs get in my house. I got this fly in
over the weekend and I cannot get it out. It's
still alive. I saw it this morning. Like if I
had cameras, you'd see me swatting all day, going crazy
trying to get this thing and I can't get it.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
There's a full breaking Bad episode dedicated to this.

Speaker 11 (44:51):
It's driving me. Effie insane sating with what everything with
vinyl like vinyl albums because I'm just.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Eating electric later.

Speaker 11 (45:01):
I tried a regular five swater.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
It wasn't big enough.

Speaker 11 (45:04):
This thing is fast.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
You're describing the exactly the solution we have the electric
I need it.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, you can get a like home depot lows.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
It's like I love I love the free one here
in the kitchen and they sap them and it's cool
because it is sound.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
The sound is great.

Speaker 11 (45:19):
Yea, oh my god, I would orgasm if I could
kill it right now. But it has been driving. And
then when you lay down and go to bed and
all you hear is like, yeah, and I know it's
spitting on all of my.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Stuff when you mark them.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Dude, it's awesome because it like lights up and it
makes the popping smells cool.

Speaker 11 (45:36):
I want to try it, Okay, yeah, but yeah, gears
to that damn fly I can't get.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
So it's true that, uh you've discovered z quill.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
Oh my god, yeah, okay, so this is a big
weekend for me.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
So she discovered z quill. Yeah, and she made the
comment to somebody. I'm not going to disclose who, she said.
I I already know I'm going to get addicted.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Well, oh the ze quill like.

Speaker 11 (45:59):
Yeah, but it's with out the medicine part. Last night,
I just wanted to get good sleep and not wake
up A lot.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Problem is with our schedules. Equal is like it has
to be like a weekend thing.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, is it out of your sister? Feel crazy right now?

Speaker 11 (46:12):
I took it last night. I feel great. But I
didn't know that there was a version that came without
the medicine.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
There's gonna be there's gonna be a day where we
go where's Morgan? Oh yeah, yeah we can't. You won't
even pick up your phone?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Are you going to do like a scissor like nightcap?
Like like I had a little sprite or make a
drink out of it because I know someone who does
it every night.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Double cup.

Speaker 11 (46:33):
It not about idea at all. I've never tried melatonin
and stuff like that. I don't know if it works.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Equal is not melotonin. It's the well.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
Whatever it is, I love it. I was laying in
bed like, I don't even need to watch TV. I
could just fall asleep right now.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
How long did it take to kick in?

Speaker 11 (46:49):
I'd say maybe like an hour for me and do
you feel like it took it at the right time
or well, I took it at my friend's house and
then I drove home, which probably wasn't smart, but I
was like, I got to get home fast. I was
just so excited. So yeah, probably about an hour before
I knocked out.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I know, you have like four hours of sleep that
you could get at the at best, it's probably the
best time to do it. But if you know you
have like, you know, seven seven hours.

Speaker 11 (47:15):
I got five and a half last night, which is
more than I ever get.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (47:19):
Ever, I feel amazing.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yeah, shout out to show. Yeah, and Morgan's new addiction.
I mean, what could go wrong? You know your life
is ruling right now.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, it really is on top of the world.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
The ship we were uh talking about those those guys
they say they were switched to birth. Oh yeah, yeah,
I remember that. I get the clip here. They're SiO
in the hospital.

Speaker 15 (47:48):
January twenty sixth, nineteen eighty eight. Only Kyle and I
were born in that hospital that day. It's the only
time we've ever been together.

Speaker 16 (47:56):
My aunt Mark and I were on ancestry dot com.
I had done further DNA testing on my raising mom
that came out conclusively that she was biologically my brother's mom,
but she didn't match with me on the platform. We
kind of concluded and said basically, look, Kyle, you were

(48:17):
switch at it for.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
So that's how they found out. But that's how that goes.
You know, people go with the twenty three and me
and ancestry dot com. You learn all kinds of stuff,
some stuff, but what do they say if you don't
want the answers, don't ask me. Yeah, people found out
what was like your story, Sea Bass?

Speaker 7 (48:37):
Well, I know you've told her before the story of
my children, which I've told, of course many times. But
how that got found was through twenty three and me.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, because Sea Bass was you know, selling a bunch
of his seed. Yes, throughout college, I was making donations
to create a world. Yeah and yeah, but that was
right before.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Twenty three and meters ancestry et cetera became a thing.
So I kind of figured and those the idea is that, Okay,
eighteen years from now they can maybe send you a
letter or find your name, because that was the deal.
They you're anonymous until eighteen years later. Well, in the meantime,
here comes twenty three and me an ancestry and now
you are not anonymous at all.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Now did they.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Reverse engineer it and find narrow you down or did
you have an account when twenty three and me? I, Well,
that's how my mom found out.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
That was part of the thing is I was never
intending to tell them, and you know what, I honestly
I didn't really have a plan for that.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
But no, what did she do?

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Well, taught out that she had a random grand kid
somewhere and she and then she called me, I'm driving back,
you know, from wherever, and.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
She's like, oh, hey, just a fy, what are you
up to?

Speaker 7 (49:41):
I just got to agree because she knows maybe that
could be, you know, something else or a false hit
or something like that. But yeah, she's because she's all
into that kind of stuff. So that popped right up
for her. And actually, I'm looking at my twenty three
me right now and that's the only one that popped
up for whatever reason. You can keep it private if
you want to. You can either keep it with share
it with certain people, not have your family tree on there.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
But somebody wanted to meet Papa or they.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Just didn't even well actually not even because they don't
even have their name in there. It's just initials.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
So they just wanted to do it, see because it's
if I was a sperm donor kid, I would want
to know because you got all kinds of you know.
They they didn't test me at the time. They just
had to take my word for it, which luckily I
was pretty imagin You found out your dad is the partner.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Cool, kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
That was the last finding out Tom Hanks is your dad, because.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
No, like Batman exactly.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
That's what Kevin Smith said. Yeah, that was part of
the last sit down I had with one of these kids,
was he was, let's you know the elephant in the
room car arcs. Uh So, yeah, because now there's a
set for for folks who don't know. It goes into
a deeper dive here. If you're if you are a
genetically genetically engineered child, if you are the product of
in vitro, in insemination or whatever fertilization. Uh, there's a

(50:57):
special website just for you. And they actually did reverse
engineer me through that because I have a donor number
that they that they have and they can kind of
figure to put two and two together and cross reference
it with some twenty three and me stuff, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
So yeah, that's how they're catching all these criminals because
even though, like let's say a criminal didn't sign up
for twenty three and me or donate anything, they just
go through their family check and they just go back.
Let's just go backwards. Let's be clear about that.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
I know twenty three and me and whoever just declared bankruptcy,
but that's not not exactly that way. There's an open
source DNA reference d and that's how they're catching these criminals.
So now they're not they don't subpoena twenty three and
me for all genetic information.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
It's the same reason I have never not once, I
have never had a Facebook account.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I don't want to know, like I'm not I'm not interested,
like the twenty three and me stuff, I don't I
don't know. I don't care like I you know, people
I didn't know. I knew my grandparents cool beyond that,
not interested. Really don't care about great grandparents or who
came before the war, did they come here from?

Speaker 11 (52:01):
Really?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah, I've never I've never had any interest in it.
Sorry suckers. Yeah, I know it's super your kids it's
super important too. They didn't they didn't know me. I
don't know them. They were as strangers as anybody else
could be. I've just never I've never had that natural
curiosity about that. Yeah, so I just never. I never
signed up for it the same way like Facebook came about.

(52:22):
They're like, oh, well, you can reconnect with all these
people that went to elementary school with I'm like, no,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I try to avoid them.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I'm not interested in that either.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I did twenty three and me and what do you
will not believe this? It didn't work. I got a
letter back. I said the results came back and I
was like, oh boy, I'm so excited to see this.
And it said, yeah, we couldn't analyze it because the
sample the spins. All you do is you open a
plastic tube and you why did you send a sample

(52:55):
you couldn't have ean for like a certain amount of time.
There was like I followed the directions. They probably spit
in the thing.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
We've got a Hispanic man seamen.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah. That more than like, yeah, there's too now we
asked for a there's too much DNA for the.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Reason that's unusual. It's interesting.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
This just came up recently where I had no idea
that a very small percentage of men actually leave behind offspring. Greg,
it's historically it's like forty percent, like because they go
back and they looked at like the different X and
Y chromosomal DNA and the varieties of that. Dude, I mean,
it's like eighty percent of women have offspring and it hire,
I know, so meaning that more like that that I

(53:37):
only only the top tier of men are banging more
with fewer men with oh yeah, right, right right, And
it's but it was dramatically low like historically. Now it's hire.
It's like sixty percent, but historically like forty percent of
men have offspring. The rest of them may either die,
you know, kill.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Themself, right, yes, Jeff g So I did one of
those tests before too, and I'm opposite of you. I
kind of like learning about this stuff and it's kind
of cool.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Well, I mean, look, most people do, I understand most
most people have an interest in that, just it's just
not for me.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
So I found a sixth cousin named Willie six cousins deep.
He's from the Democratic Republic of Congo, and yes he's black.
Oh wow, Vicky, there we go man, which is kind
of cool. Yeah, from the waist down. Another story that
happened in my family. One of my relatives actually hooked
up with a chick when he was eighteen, had no
idea he got her pregnant. She kept it a secret, right,

(54:31):
and he found out he had a son when he
was seventy years old?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Yeah, the unknown kid found one of my cousins twenty
three and me connected the dots then eventually found my
relative And imagine having to explain to your wife that
you had a secret kid when you're seventy.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
God damn, Oh you didn't know.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
Yeah, I didn't know, And you know, he had to say, Hey,
this was before our marriage. Don't worry. Everything's fine. I
didn't cheat on.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
You and anything like that, right, But did he feel like, wow,
I could have had all this time with a son.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Yeah. And they've reconnected, which is cool. I've actually met him,
met some family fortunes and stuff, and it is kind
of cool to bring any relative in and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
But it's so weird that they lived the whole life.
That's crazy, having no idea what was going on.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
That's common. That's very, very common with the ancestry thing.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
They also, I don't know if they had anymore, because
I know when I first signed up, they had a
thing where it will show like what celebrity you're related
to in some weird way through DNA. Oh really, yeah,
as mine was Stephen Colbert, but like like by I
don't know, trillionth cousin or something.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
It's funny you should say that, because the only interesting
thing that because we took the test, and it's what
you think it is. It's all like peasant Jews from
Russia or whatever. But we did find out that we
were related to Leonard Nimoy, mister Spotts Jack.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Hell yeah, Here's what I've never understood about it. Though.
Let's say, Jeff, you do twenty three and me and
nobody else in your family did twenty three and me.
Wouldn't you find out nothing? No, you would find like
your sixth cousin, But how would they know if they didn't,
because you're a strand of DNA?

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Right, percentages, the percentages and you see that when they
break give you the reports are very consistent. So your
mom and dad is going to be like either forty
nine point nine percent or fifty point one percent and
then same thing for it'll break out grandmother's nephews, et cetera,
et cetera. So those percentages because like what Jeff was saying,
that's sixth cousin, that's point zero five percent. And by

(56:21):
the way, when you're when you're a second cousin, you
only have like one percent DNA shared, which is why
it should be and is here we go cousin, second
cousin is only like one that you sure well second
cousin twice removed. It's like less than one percent.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Okay, But you can also use the argument, okay, so
like it's only whatever percent what percentage of like that
does that of the population? Does that leave? So why
that small percentage do you have to go for not
saying you're not going for it all the other fish
that are you're not. Why can't you just ignore it's

(56:59):
such a small number, like that's not that's not what
you're put in your sight? I said, freak Jerry Lee.
But if it happens.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
But if it happened, I'm just don't be worried first cousin,
but second and beyond she's just too.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
Hot and Greg, it only depends too, Like Seba said,
if people are also sharing that information, right seve baths.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
If they're not like their stuff public, you may not
ever know.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
In that case, you're you get like you get your
like Gino is saying your ethnic origin.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah, so that ask you to resubmit.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
They didn't. I just didn't bother and gave up on it.
I forget it. Yeah, although I did find out because
my family is now down to four people total, like
my entire family, and I found out that we have
more family. My dad just met them on they he
just met them. It's his aunts granddaughter, so it's my

(57:51):
dad's I don't know what cousin.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
That would be, but like you know, answer, I can't
do that.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Granddaughter sounds like more obligation of people to keep in
touch with.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Your distance cousin.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Are you gonna meet them?

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Maybe someday.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I guess you're not dying to meet her.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
I always wonder like, what was my cousin's kids to me?
Like how do you address them? And they say online
it says your.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Nephew, no second cousin, No, it's not your I have second.
My second cousins are my my parents cousins.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Your cousin's children are your first cousin once.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Removed, first cousin wants removed.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
And Greg, your your aunt's granddaughter is your second cousin,
once removed, once removed, so you can bang her, no problem.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Further, it's my dad's aunt's granddaughter like that.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
So we're gonna take a quick break. All open up
the phones. I'm not sure we'll get anything interesting. But
have you ever discovered something through this stuff like the
twenty three and me the ancestry dot com. Have you
ever say some kind of like, uh, you know, fun
that you didn't know maybe not so fun. Fact you

(59:04):
realize that you know your parent, whoever it is your
mom or dad, Well, kind of hard to fake the mom, right, Yeah,
but like you find out that you're the person you
thought was your dad not your dad, or happens all
the time you had all that right, or like you know, Hey,
I'm seventy years old and I just found out that
I have a son. What, Yeah, that'd be mind blowing.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
Listen, if your parents travel to different countries, chances are
they got a secret family in that country, I can promise,
especially the black and brown bro that is traditionous. It
is tradition I have.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
I have family members have second families in Mexico for sure,
guarantee no like legit.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
So if you ever made some kind of like crazy discovery,
you've had the surprise thanks to twenty three and meters
or ancestry dot com one of those things, or the
criminal database. Yeah, hit us up eight seven seven forty four.
What if we can find any cool stories, We'll share
those after the break, but call in with them eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
What he would be right.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Back, so'll be right back. It will happen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Whatity show next?

Speaker 14 (01:00:01):
And now more of the Whitie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, all right, so what
did you discover through twenty three and me or ancestry
dot com. Yeah, there's all kind of stories coming in
on the text. Give me one off the text here, Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
We found out this from the seventy to three. We
found out my dead brother had a son. No one
knew about it, And now he's in his twenties and
I have a new nephew. Wow, god crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I think my uncle found out that he had a
daughter well into his like fifty, like late fifties, early sixties.
I forget how old he was when he found out
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Was it one of those cases where he didn't know
the woman was pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Yeah, had no idea. And then later found out about
his daughter and it turns out the daughter had kids,
so he was a grandfather. He went from having no
kids and nothing to all of a sudden, he has
got a daughter. And dude, this loser. He he launched
so hardcore into the whole grandfather thing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Oh I bet yeah, it was all the loser.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Well, it's my uncle Dan.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
He's a douche Okay, hear that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
It's a douchebag.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
It's weird to me that the women keep it secret.
I'm like, nah, it's like, uh, where's yeah, yeah, where's
my monthly payment or size?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
So what what did you discover? Let's say hi to James, Yo, James,
it's good yo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Whatever what do you show? So what did you what
did you learn?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
What did you discover?

Speaker 14 (01:01:20):
So me and my older sisters took a twenty three
and me, uh and found out that the three of
us all had different dads.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Oh wow, that's got to be a lil Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:01:32):
Yeah, I'm glad we found out. We did it because
my mom had cancer, so we wanted to see what
kind of genetic makeup and good thing we found out
because she passed like three months later after she told us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Wow, and then so like, so what happened that? How
did you confront uh you know, the people involved? I
mean how like, did you bring it up or did
just kind of you had the information did nothing with it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:01:53):
So we were all on a FaceTime call with me
and my sisters and my mom, and I pulled up
the results kind of showing it and I was like, wait,
it says I'm half Mexican, not Salvadorian. And my mom
like kind of panicked and dropped off the call, and
we all talked to him. We all pulled it up,
and two days later she kind of sat us all

(01:02:16):
down and was like, I was afraid to bring this up.
I didn't know this would ever come up thirty years ago.
I didn't know you guys would have DNA testing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
In your hands.

Speaker 14 (01:02:23):
Yeah, and uh yeah, so I don't know my biological
father and I haven't told my other father. Same thing
with my sisters. We just thought that now she's passed,
there's no point.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
In bringing it up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Well no, but I'm thinking, like, you know, did you
say anything with the guy who raised you, who he
thought was your dad, and who he thought you were
his son, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, that's yead for the dad. Yeah, well I knew
you would say that. Greg. I'm sorry, but you know
it is.

Speaker 14 (01:02:54):
I think now I'm thirty three and you know, kind
of have my own life away from him, and I
just think it's this point in time. You know, it's
not something to bring up because I'm not using him
for anything.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I'm not getting any money from him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
No, I understand, And what's the point. What's the point
of bumming him out too?

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
It's a big yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Yeah, all right, hey James, Man, I appreciate the call.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I guys have a going number one out here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, hey man, thank you. Did you find out like
your mom is hoeing around? Yeah, that's tough for you,
know it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
It's one thing like, oh, your dad took off and
you never knew anything about your dad and just there
was no male figure in your life. This poor other
dude who thought he was Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
I think that's the right thing though, that he's not
telling him. Yeah, I really think the right decision. But
it's the right thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
No, I I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I would think about that non stop. All separate dads.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
That's pretty crazy, right, that's a mean moms out there
putting it you know, put it down. He's living life,
yeah a brook, Hi, Hi, all right, So what'd you learn?

Speaker 18 (01:03:56):
So my mom did twenty three many years ago and
found out she had a long lost brother on her
dad's side.

Speaker 19 (01:04:04):
Her dad had.

Speaker 18 (01:04:04):
Passed away already, so she confronted her mom about it,
and my grandma just was like, oh, yeah he did.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Wow.

Speaker 18 (01:04:13):
It was mary shocking to all of us that she
has this long lost brother nobody knew about.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
You gotta wonder, like, how do these guys pull this off?
Who have secret families? Well, think back in the day
it was way easier wall yeah, but even like how
but how do you manage that even back in the
day before, Just from a I don't know, an operational standpoint.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Yeah, when I said I found out my dad had
a second family in the Czech Republic, like, how are
you doing? Do you go out once a year by
yourself for work? That's what I said, Like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
It's one thing if you have you you know, the
different country thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I don't know you skipped town, you got some chick pregnant,
you were with them whatever, skipped town and you've never
seen or heard from again. But the people who are
who are you know? Got got plate spinning in both places?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Like how and does the secret family know about the
quote normal family? I think, well, the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
People that I know that have like their other family
in Mexico that their American family does and know about.
I think the family in Mexico knows that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:05:16):
I almost think it's easier for them to be out
of the country.

Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
I know someone who did DNA testing after their parents
had already passed away found out that she had a
half sister who lived down the street from her.

Speaker 11 (01:05:25):
Her.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Yeah, so brooke like like, how did your grandma find out?

Speaker 18 (01:05:32):
Well, I think my grandpa and this other woman put
they put their son up in for adoption, and I
guess it just was a conversation that they had together
and they just never told my sister or her five
other siblings. Yeah, so my mom actually reached out to
this new brother and they met up. They I gets

(01:05:53):
hung out one time and that was it and they
just kind of keep in touch here and there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
H crazy, Did I ever tell you thank you, Brooke.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Thanks Brook.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
I think I told you the story Woody about how
my best friend had three, not one, three extra families
that his dad had in Nicaragua show up at his
dad's funeral. His current wife was there, and the American
family was there. It was the most awkward thing ever, man,
and the mom was all pissed, wouldn't let him, you know,
see the dad. And do you know, it was a

(01:06:25):
whole thing, three different families, no fighting, no fighting, but
it was a mess.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
No fighting fight. Let's say hi to Amanda, what's up
Amanda Morning Show?

Speaker 14 (01:06:39):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Hey, all right, So through twenty three meter or ancestry
dot com, like, what kind of surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Did you get?

Speaker 19 (01:06:46):
Well? I never knew my biological father. He left when
I was like two months old. So I eventually did
a twenty three meters just to find, you know, where
he's from, that kind of thing background, what is he?
And I found that I had a half sister that
I had no idea about. And funny enough, her name

(01:07:07):
also starts with an A. Her birthday is four days
before mine, but she's two years older than I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Am, four days before he was really putting Johnny Applesey.

Speaker 19 (01:07:20):
Is years older than I am, but so like the
timing is kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Okay, okay, so not the same year.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
I thought this dude had like, you know, one daughter
going over here, the other kid over here within like
a few days of each a couple of years. Okay,
got that one.

Speaker 19 (01:07:37):
But come to find out, he wasn't. Never he never
divorced her mother before he ever married my mother.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
So yeah, interesting question for all you guys who have
done this stuff. So you find out, Okay, so you
finally you have this this half sister, how do you
contact them?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Because people like.

Speaker 19 (01:07:53):
They contacted me on Facebook, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Always it's always DM.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Yeah. Sometimes on the side, hey do you know this person?

Speaker 19 (01:08:05):
And it was like, no, I've never met him, but
I know of him.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Yes, are you available for a chat?

Speaker 19 (01:08:14):
And the funny thing how you guys say about how
it tells you like this person's your second cousin or
whatever on it it said that we were cousins, that
we weren't sisters, but we were cousins, which isn't the case.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
All right, well, Amanda, thank you for the call, appreciate
you listening a great time. Number one, Hell yeah, thank you, Amanda,
thank you. Some other text air Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Yeah, this one's crazy because it happened in high school.
This poor thing is in high school. We were learning
about genetics and the teachers started talking about eye color
and this girl said she was the only one in
her family with her color eyes. So the teacher was like,
you're adopted, and then she they didn't see her for
a week. She didn't show up at school and she
was in fact adopted. The teacher being like, you can't
have those crazy. And there's another one from the seven

(01:09:02):
one to four says twenty three and me. We found
out we have a half sister in California. We found
out seven years ago. She's now sixty two and retired,
but we spent the weekend with her and her family.
So stoked my dad kept her a secret for fifty
five years. That tight lip, dirty old goat fifty five years.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
I saw one in here. It's a see nine one.
Three found out through ancestry research that my grandmother lied
to us about her father having passed away when she
was a baby. In actuality, her parents got divorced. Her
dad moved to another city and lived into his seventies.
My grandma was too embarrassed to say her parents divorced.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Shake, I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Back in the thirties, it was such a different time. Yeah,
so you made up this whole story. Now my dad
died as a baby.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
No, I get it. My grandmother's parents were divorced and
it was like the biggest shame and scandal you could
think of. Yeah, so you'd rather tell them that they did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Eight seven seven forty four warning text us over to
two two nine eight seven more what he show next time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I found myself recently telling myself in my head, God,
you're really happy, Like I'm just really happy. So I'm
stoked that I'm happy. I'm stoked of how my life
is going. So yeah, overall, for sure, there's elements in
my life it's that are complete shame.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
But the Woody Show we heard some pretty interesting stories
and some more stories. Keep yes coming on the text
about you know twenty three and me or ancestry dot
Com surprises that you got yep, you know? And what
are a couple of other ones?

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Oh my god. This one from the five six two
says my mom was contacted on ancestry. Apparently the person
she thought was her grandpa is not her grandpa. Turns
out her grandparents were swinging with another couple, yes, and
Grandma ended up getting pregnant with the other dude's baby.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
They ended up leaving Oklahoma and moving to California. Her
mom was the only one that looked different from everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Old timey sludding throwback dude.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, yeah, because I think you know a lot of
the stuff like Grandma's and whatever. I'm sure you know
it's always been acceptable for dudes to kind of be
out there more. Yeah, but like for the grandmothers back
in the day, you couldn't be how you see now,
the proud slut, the woman who that's a form of empowerment.
It's like, I'm out here and I'll do it. I'm

(01:11:24):
getting mad, like you couldn't. You couldn't do that back
in the day, So you had to do like I
on the d L sludding. Yeah, yeah, you know exactly
what I just said about.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
There are twice as many women who have kids as
men who have kids, because women, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Another one said in the two o six, I found
out at forty years old that my dad, who passed
away six years ago, wasn't my real dad thanks to ancestry.
And then about a year ago some chick reached out
to me on ancestry saying she thinks she's my sister.
Turned out she was, and I found my real dad
at age forty four. But they're super white trash, so
I opted out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Not classy, but like, man, people's grandparents are out there swinging.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Yeah, what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
I know in the old timy days that they were
like into sixty nine and stuff like that, likes just
that missionary Yeah, like, who's the first person to think,
you know, if you turn around, if we go at
the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I think the moments started that, like they turned on
the giant room and they crank the record player that
big lampshade looking like speaker.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Why don't you turn around and face the bottom of
the bad gramophone? Or was it the Greeks? I think
pubes are a problem in that case, pull down your bloomer.
Somebody out there in the world thought of it first,
like somebody did it, Yeah, and apparently based on these stories,

(01:12:54):
a lot of whores.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Oh it's so much woring, dude, and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
There was a lot less to do. They didn't have
the internet, you know, there was nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Yeah, go down to the soda shop and come home and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Red movies. Now I know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
The news is that a Fresno, California police arrested a
grandmother and several teenagers connected to a string of violent crimes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
No I mean speaking of white trash.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
The first incident happened at the middle school. Her name
is Alita Morales. She drove her three grandkids, ages fourteen, fifteen,
and seventeen to go kick this other kid's ass. Oh
please say. Two of the teens attacked the thirteen year
old while another one recorded it, and when the victims
grandparents stepped in to stop it, that's when Grandma Morales

(01:13:35):
and the seventeen year old pepper sprayed them. My grandma
would have never jumped in on something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
My girl wasn't down.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah, you think about that, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Yeah, the worst thing my grandma did was let us
eat sugar cereal.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
You're a badass, Yeah, but you wonder about like, dude,
think about, man, what kind of stuff if you really
knew everything, Like what did your grandparents get into? You know,
whether it was sixty nine ing like I said, you know,
or like like they're crime in or because you have
this idea of you know, or this image of like

(01:14:11):
your sweet old grandma.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
But I don't think that's like being like a romantic
notion of what it was.

Speaker 19 (01:14:17):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
I think they didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Well, what do you mean they're stillman's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
They pro created, sure, yeah, but I don't think they
were adventurous or shop lying or.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
There wasn't crime then not like there's I mean that
the numbers they'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Yeah. I think they were just focused on work.

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
And it's very much the Overton window, which is the
window of acceptable procedures. You know, we like we talk
about like gay marriage was just not even thought of.
Barack Obama said he didn't like gay marriage until recently,
and then these acceptable procedures criming just as for fun Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Smoking eighteen packs of cigarettes a day, that was.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Goes both ways exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Well the funny thing about my family.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
But do you think there were sixty nine ing?

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Window whatever they Yeah, you say, like the Larst window
was did you do you see that through the window?
That were they sixty nine sea bass? In the Kamma Sutra,
it was called it's called the Congress of the Crow.
Do you think like in the thirties they were sixty
nine perhaps, but at much lower rates, just because it
wasn't part of conversation and pop culture.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Like it is today. Like word had to spread some
other way, like via telegram. I just thought of something,
That's what I did. Stop.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
But you think everybody is all like you know, how
you put shoes in a box to stop. It's like
that they're all pure and everything. But my my grandmother
met my grandfather because he was super wasted in the
Air Force, and like Martin McFly that her family just
found him out on the street and took him in
and let him sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
On the couch.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Back to the future.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Yeah, Also, getting getting super wasted was much more acceptable
back it was the big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Okay, but you take randos into your house.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
All right, much more you were super wasted, yeah right,
there was a lot more of being super wasted.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Oh yeah able. So with super wasted comes secret.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Secret yep, yep, yep. That's how you fall on the
bed when you're wasted, when she's already on it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
My mother's dad was. I grew up with all the
mafia guys, all of them in Chicago, and they stayed
best friends. But my grandfather was a doctor, super respected,
and they'd be like, come on, you want a full fridge,
we can have it in your house before you even
get home, like all this stuff. He's like, nah, he didn't.
He didn't still like run with them, but they were
all best friends, so he could have done any of that.

(01:16:42):
My mom would come on with all this jewelry and
he'd be like, nope, throw it away, Like throw it away.
So they were around. It just depends if they partook
in it or not. All right, It's pretty cool though,
Like he could have been on Mom douve.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Yeah, like you man, you really know, you know, like
you like all you know, all you know of what
they've told you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
But I would you know, this is the era where
you said the word hell you would get in trouble.
So I think just societal norms are completely different. Everything
kept everything under the rug.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
That's the point. Like what was really going on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Well, what would they be shoplifting? For example? Nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Well, like Heroin was around.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
Ye think about Peaky Blinders, right, took place back in
the day, and they were they were doing big things.
So it's like gangsters or mafia. Yeah, and then normal people.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Like, so you think, like, uh, you know, let's assume
for the sake of argument, like okay, like everybody was
just for pro creation for the most part, Right, So
how do you explain is like all late in life waring,
Like how you hear about these nursing homes and senior
communities where all these STDs break out because now they're
just like now that it is acceptable, they're like, oh man,

(01:17:56):
this all this repressed slooting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Yeah, it's just it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Coming out and they're getting wild.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
That might be the case. Yeah, great, refuses to think
that his did anything. I don't think they did.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
They were well the same with parent wars and crap
like that. He's convinced that his parents only had sex twice,
once for his brother's conception, once for.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
His I mean it's pretty much accurate.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
It was like through a sheet. I mean birth control
for people forget that plays a giant part in all
of this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Yeah, but you think about like Tombstone, right, they go
to the bars, all kinds of horning going on upstairs,
like in prostitution. That's true, it was very normal.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
It's the second time you're using like movies and TV
shows reference as historical reference. There's not any books in
this room.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
The bar. The barkeeper lived upstairs, and she would welcome
all the guys in. Yeah, they would undo the flaps
on their long John.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
All right, cheers and jeers bass well, cheers to bird watchers. Yeah,
something I never expected, you said, maybe either.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
I had no idea was so popular, but I was, Oh, yeah,
driving around Sunday morning, six thirty, I'm driving by this
like nature.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Preserve, some marshland or whatever, blah blah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
Blah blah blah, Like why are there's all these cars
on the side of the road. And then I see
at least a minimum sixty different again, mostly old people. Yeah,
with tripods and telephoto lenses. Okay, thousands and thousands of
dollars of camera level stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
Something's going on. I don't think you were in the room.
But Randy, who used to work on the show, is
into this thing now. And I was birdwatching and the
bird watching and there's like some kind of app and
he logs it and he's like admin on the app
and they like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
How it and they like chat about it. Like I
don't understand. Is it like taking off?

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
I could say, where are they gamifying?

Speaker 9 (01:19:54):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Bird watching seems to like it would be one of
those things like hipsters all of a sudden, no sense
for Randy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
This is why I don't think the hips are thing.
I think it's like there's some kind of like gamification
of this, like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
A Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Yeah, something like that. There has to be well, because it's.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
Weird and Toy's point, these were what you'd expect middle
aged to elderly people just standing at sunrise on a
Sunday morning looking for a crane or something. You know, Yeah,
I mean it's it's spectacularly boring. But I can't I mean,
but cheers to them to find things. You know what

(01:20:35):
This goes to your question of once AI takes over
and like produces everything for us cheaply and efficiently, basically
at no cost, what are people going to do with
their time?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
I've been meaning to ask you because this keeps popping up.
I think because you know, we follow Charlemagne. You know,
he's the friend of the show, and so you know,
I see all of his stuff and he posts a
lot about Elon making the statement or the claim that
money won't matter. Yeah, that was pretty bold of him
to do it, and to do it in such a

(01:21:10):
I think he said, in like ten years or so,
and so you'll have nothing but time, because like it's
gonna be like the the goods and services you know
that you need money for are going to be so
cheap because of how the robots and all the artificial
intelligence stuff makes them. You know, it's gonna make it
so it's not any you won't you won't then you

(01:21:32):
don't need the money won't be a factor.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
And I think I tend to agree with him in general.
I think the ten years thing is insane. But who
would know better than Elon He's the one making these
robots because they think about it this way that I
heard this stat recently. The amount of hours that a
person needs to work to afford their weekly food is
now like two if you know, like because we did
that demonstration in here a couple of weeks ago about

(01:21:56):
how it's like you can get a you can get
five pounds of food seven days a week for thirty
five dollars. And that's with the insane inflation we've had
over the past five six years.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
And what's the what's the other stack greg that we
love about how much of the year, like half the
year just to pay your taxes. Yeah, just to make.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Mid May work.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Every day that you woke up and you went to
work from January first until May whatever it was, every
dime of that went to what you pay in taxes.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
And it's interesting too because that's that's actually a secondary
side of this coin. But but that, but that applies
to a lot of things, clothing, food. Now, we we
of course do ridiculous things. It's like the fish, the
goldfish you put in the small or the big and
the bigger thing. We we do ridiculous Greg buys, not buys.
Someone bought for Greg Gucci ice ice cue literally dollars.

(01:22:45):
So we were like, we find ways to blow money
and waste money. But when it comes down to what
Elon's saying, the necessities, that's always been the past one
hundred and fifty you know years industrial revolution.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Yeah, but I agree with everything that he's saying, and
it's absolutely true that it's going to make everything easier
to produce and all this kind of stuff, but there's
going to be people that are going to get in
the way, like well, the actual like real tesla, like
he wanted his dream is to give everybody free energy,
but like the people that are like in the energy business,
figure out a way to stop them.

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
That goes to what and Greg just brought up is
there will be because when governments will see this and say, oh,
free stuff, give give, give, give, take, take, take, take
take now. And that's why Elon moved, you know, not
to get political, but that is specifically why he moved
his When they first started SpaceX in a desert in California,
they had a billion red tape things they couldn't deal
It's say so, nope, sorry, going to Texas easier. So

(01:23:39):
but that's the other side of the coin is that
AI will, he believes, will circumvent that is, all these
people government especially will step in the way. Rent seekers
is the popular term people who just want to manage
something and then take take a piece when they didn't
provide anything to it. Right, He's saying that AI will
make it so they can't lie to you. They can't
say I need to do this, I need to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
It'll say no, you don't. You don't look at this
is yeah, right and just and that's the check and
balance essentially a because well.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
The yeah, the searching of like so much fraud and
you know the right inflation.

Speaker 7 (01:24:15):
Wait, why do I need this X Y Z layers
of why does it take me five years to get
a permit to do this thing?

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
When I can do it?

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
They'll say, al site, Well, I mean, you're right, he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Elon's notorious for someone tells him it's going to take
eight years. He's like, how about eight days? Yeah, I
forget what it was like. It was like to move
a server farm, right, And they told him it was
going to be this is a real story and the numbers.
I may be misquoting, but something like that. I was like, oh, no,
it's going to take you know, eight months to do that,
and he goes, no, we can get it done in
eight days. And it was done in eight days.

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
And that's that's essentially the story of SpaceX is. He
wanted he wanted to make rockets. He went to NASA.
They're like, here's twenty thousand requirements. He said, no, is
this actually necessary? Who made this requirement? Why is this
in here?

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
And it's oh, it's not necessarily. That's the way it is.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
That also started with uh buying of Tesla cars online
because the initial part that's why they became so successful
because they figured out like, wait, you got to go
through forty eight pages of paperwork and this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Sales things and then yeah, tell me everything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
They figured out a way to get it down to
like three or four.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
This was supposed to be like the whole thing about
about Elon Musk. It was more about the idea that
you know, money was not going to be necessary in
the future. Like, so there was like all this worry
about money and putting money away and saving money won't
be a thing. You won't need to worry about it.
So I still don't really understand it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
And I get to see evil and you want to
glaze them all day, but come on, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
I don't necessarily I don't fully understand.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Yeah, well financially reckless now.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Yeh, the producing of food and like all the robots
that are like pretty much going to do everything.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
It's just like, yeah, we're still stuff, right, that's gonna
that's going to follow the same thing as you're gonna have.
It'll be easier to produce materials, it'll be easier to
design things. You have to go through all these layers
oft and we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Be like children that are basically just being taken care of.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Wait, so like, okay, I own a house, right, and
we're talking about these robots and everything. Right, I want
to have a new fence for my property, right, I
call the company. The company is most certainly going to
be interested in making a profit off of me. Right,
So I'm gonna need money to put this fence up. Now,
how the fencing material and the robot that comes up

(01:26:24):
to you know, a hole, put the posts in the
ground and put the fensive. That's that's gonna be different.
It's still gonna it's still gonna cost money. I'm still
gonna need money for that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Stay for all goods.

Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
And I was looking at I was talking to a
guy recently. He kind of said, like, this is something
we've dealt with before. You know, I said, industrial revolution,
agricultural revolution, et cetera, et cetera. And it always has
come out where we had we produce more jobs than
we get rid of so far. Now this might ai
might be the thing that bucks that trend. But he
said he's not worried because it's always you. You know,
who was gonna what was it happened to the people

(01:26:55):
who repair carriages In eighteen ninety nine, what are those
people a gonna do. Is the mechanics, the new the
new technologies that we don't even know about yet will
create more jobs. And now also this might be a
good thing for the population collapse. We're gonna we're gonna
have a whole lot of less people soon in the
next two hundred years and more food.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
I did see a video of an AI quote expert,
and he seemed to know what he was talking about.
He said, the number one job, the very first job
that will probably become completely eliminated, not just unnecessarily eliminated,
is radiologist. Because said that the AI days is so
much more accurate, much more and it's like that, he's like,

(01:27:36):
mark my words, the first job that will go away
is ray.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
I was, you're gonna say horrent.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
To get you in there. It's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
I guess that's just an assistant, right, I mean, I
thought the radiologist that that you know stands behind the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Yeah, and they can just the physically do it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
But that has to do with we talked about this
with legal stuff and a lot of medical stuff. I
was listening to a guy who he said, a lot
of the medical like hurdles to let's say, for instance,
in his case, provide mental health services in rural counties.
Is I need to find someone who can understand this
person's medical history and blah blah blah blah blah. Oh,
with AI, I can get to summary of that that
anybody can read. So it's much easier to train up,
like in home care givers and stuff before they get

(01:28:15):
replaced by robots.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
I'm gonna say, as someone who works with the medical facility,
go break this down and explain it to me as
if I'm a five year old child, and then yeah,
and it'll give you your your your doctor will get
the summary right.

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
And doctors are even doing that now where they are
not taking notes. You know, a doctor can become a
doctor to write on a sketch pad. It's all now
done in audio, instantly transcribed and summarized. He's still checking it,
and he's still providing expertise. But it's you know, it's
a lot less of the busy work.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Yeah, I'm here for it. Now here's the bird watching.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Also, you have a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
To look at birds in a marsh.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Take the planes faster. They figured out how to make
the planes faster and quieter too. To get you, you know,
overseas that new boom.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Yeah. Yeah, so let's do more of that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
You'll have all that free time to travel, you know,
and it won't matter because like you just be able
to get them and plane with no money.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Well that's what he said.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
He even said it that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
He's like, yeah, yeah, for the you know, you'll be
you'll be able to own a yacht or a jet,
but you'll be just jump on one whenever you want.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Sounds good.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
I would love it. I would love it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
Where if it were the Jetsons, if it were Star
Trek next generation, that'd be great. And that's what I'm
hoping for.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
We'll see. Uh did you have a jeer? I know
it was like there was cheers to uh to bird watchingeers.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
He always comes back to cheers to Elon.

Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
And jeers well you know, some people are amazing jeers
to TEAMU, which I don't really use, but I was
on there. I was like, man, I'm gonna be doing
I'm gonna, for instance, gonna be at the jet gathering
and the Juggalos and that's still very much a hand on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Hey, I can't replace that. He plays boofing so like
it's so it's gonna be They changed the venue this year.
It's going to be so hot. And last year I
almost passed out because it was just so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
I had a big sun shady hat.

Speaker 7 (01:29:52):
So I went on and I got like, oh, that's
a big kind of hat thing, and I got shipped
what I think is a Chinese space blankets.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Considered. They don't want to nice genghist con that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
That is very cape on the back. Oh that's dope
made out of like reflective Yeah, that's dope that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
It's perfect for the occasion.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
It looks like a car sunshape yea liket, Yeah, but
like it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
So it's got a little mesh thing on the underneath
it that zips on your back of your head.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
You got to say that for a Coachella too.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
I mean I guess. I guess it's designed it for
like literally bending over and picking. You know, crops could
have used these hundred and fifty years ago.

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
No, I'm sorry, probably.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Made us some kind of material that the sun will
be hot enough to ignite it. It's super flammable. He'll
die under that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
All the trees near him will burst into.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Yeah, give everybody around him cancer. It seems like it
would just flow it fly away in the small slightest.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Are you going to bring it?

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
That's pretty bad ass. I think you're right.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
I did get I bought like a cooling vest, which
I so basically you just soak it in water and
put it on. Dude, we're gonna be in like below
the lake of the ozarks and ticks are also apparently
a huge problem.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
So a lot of lime disease I get. Yeah, it's
super cool, dude. Yeah, thanks, you sent me some plastic
craft that's going to go in the landfill. Eight seven
seven four Wooding, you could wear that bird watching. Send
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven
more Woodies shows next, So.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Wood you show ricas.

Speaker 14 (01:31:31):
Now all right, welcome back.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Uh see cheers and jeers, Jeff G.

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
Cheers to my son who got himself in the athletic
scholarship for college and basketball.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Oh it's yours to your bank account.

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Yeah, exactly, Well I was gonna go next. Yeah, it
was not a full ride, but it's good enough and
it will help us tremendously nice, which is an awesome
bad as. Yeah, so he's gonna be playing with his
brother as well, which is nice. They will be together.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
It's gonna be overseas.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Yes, awesome, You're like ball, yeah, except without the horrible shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
How's how's it gonna be? How do you think it's
gonna be for for you and your wife with both
kids out of the house.

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
I'm sure I'll figure out ways to piss her off
even more than I do now, you know, get on
her nerves, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
And people like get weirded out about the idea. They're
like empty nest for my wife and I God, man
like that. That's the best foreplay. Yeah, I go, hey, babe,
guess what. At some point, these kids are gonna move
out of the house and she's like, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:32:42):
I think I think for her it's gonna be hard
because she's always been involved in everything they do with
high school and she's always team mom and all that stuff.
So for her, I think it's gonna be there's gonna
be a big gap in her busyness, and it'll be
interesting to see how she feels it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yeah, I can do that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
They can't do the pop in, you know, with their
laundry or like I mean, they're overseas, man, your kids
can't That's not even a fly. It's a long flight.
Might just bird watching.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Yeah, yes, I'm left.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
Is he going to be living with He's he's gonna
start a senior year in about two weeks. Okay, so
we got plenty of Yeah, but trust me, about December grade,
she'll start counting it down and crying. Yeah, jeers, jeers,
speaking of my wife is her honeydew list.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
It's got to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
Every free moment I have, there's something on the list
that I got to repair in some way or fix,
or something that needs to be addressed. Like Sunday morning early,
I'm chopping down ten foot high birds of paradise plants
because she wants to get rid of them, and she
wants to redo the landscaping in.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
The backyard and it had to be done in that moment.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
Her words were, it's not very hot right now.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
So if I was you, I always get started and
I'll get it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
She's looking out for you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Does she ever used the word we I think we
need to have these removed? Yes, meaning go do it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
In other words, gets outside.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
I think we should do that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
Social media brings us up a lot, and I mean
you're talking about the exact thing. It's like when a
woman asks you to do things, do something, it's in
that moment, and guys always want to be like, Okay,
I put it, I made a mental note. I will
handle it, but on my timeline. But when a woman
asks you, it's like it needs to be done now.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Does that happen to you?

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
As you to do though, because it seems like she
does the majority of stuff, all the important stuff at least.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Yeah, but that's like by her own design.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I mean, like clean up the dog crap or you know,
let the dog out to go to the bathroom or yeah,
you know, I take out the garbage now kind of thing. Yeah, Yeah,
I guess that's pretty much it. I don't know a
few things, a couple of things here and there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
To level chores I'm willing to do.

Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
To get an allow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
Actually, again, I lived on my own for many many years.
I can pay my own bills. I can do pretty
much anything I need to do. It's just I just
don't do it the way that she wants to do it.
And if she wants to do it her own certain way,
she feel free to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Yeah, and I understand that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Yeah, I have met technically menace. Yes, he stayed alive
when he was singing, but also that was back in
the time where he literally could not get a bank account.
They wouldn't give one to him.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Yeah, but that was like what I was like. First,
Sorry he ended up, but then.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
I ended up owner. He lived in his Yeah, but
that's not That's not how it was when she met me. Like,
I had my own place, I got on my own,
I was paying my own.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
He threw out his own dirty dishes.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Throughout my own this public rest and.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Was this model, this legit fitness model that I worked with,
and he was super hot, and so I thought like
it would be the ultimate power move to bang him,
and I did. And then instead of him telling everyone,
I told everyone because I thought that would make me
look cool, and it caused a ton of problems and
then he got fired.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
So I think that the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
We're all getting thrown off the scent by Sammy. What
this trip all that she went on was all about.
I think she's scoping out wedding venues. Oh, because she
came back and she was saying, like, you know, she's
realizing that brides field way too much pressure to have
the perfect wedding, like we didn't ask, yeah, you know,
and she went back to Massachusetts, which is where she's

(01:36:42):
from originally. So, yeah, chicks want to get married and
stuff like that. And so it was this whole thing
about like, no, I'm meeting up with old friends, Yeah,
to tell them all the chicks they're going to be bridesmaids.

Speaker 9 (01:36:51):
Well, there was a wedding marriage. Well what happened was
it was in The wedding was in Cape Pa and
it was raining. It rained the whole time we were there.
And the wedding was at this house that was an
outdoor venue and chairs and everything. And the bride, her sister,
had got married at this house in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 10 (01:37:12):
It was one that they grew up going to in
the summer, and.

Speaker 9 (01:37:15):
So she had a very specific vision in her mind
of what this wedding was going to be. They had
to put a tent out over the reception area, and
she refused to have the ceremony under the tent. It
needed to be where she had decided it was going
to be. But it's pouring rain out, so they had
to hand out clear umbrellas to everyone. They didn't have
enough people are sharing umbrella. She's walking down in the
mud in the pouring raining her like vision of what

(01:37:39):
she had been planning and what I think she thought
she wanted it to be.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
What's what's I mean, what's the difference between being under
a tent and being under umbrellas?

Speaker 11 (01:37:48):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:37:49):
Well, because she allocation in the in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
In a different spot, guy, and then.

Speaker 10 (01:37:56):
No one could see anything because everyone had umbrellas in
front of her.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
Right, she didn't have it the week Closset Resort and
golf club.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Yeah, how gross?

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Yes, I mean, Greg, I.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Mean you should have told her like, Okay, this is
what you're in a vision, but you have to be flexible.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
A lot of I think she had one friend that
was like, girl, we need to get serious walk through.

Speaker 9 (01:38:17):
But it did get to the point where it was
like nobody make any suggestions because she wasn't having any suggestion.

Speaker 11 (01:38:23):
It was like, no, this is what we're gonna do.

Speaker 9 (01:38:24):
We're going to try and wait out the rain. So
now it's a two hour delay for the wedding. We
at least it was an early wedding. It was supposed
to start at three, But then it's like trying to
wait out the rain and like people are hungry and
getting annoyed.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
Right all the guests. Yeah, like it's just an immediate
family thing.

Speaker 10 (01:38:39):
She had a vision, man, and you can't. And I
don't think it's her specific.

Speaker 9 (01:38:43):
I know it sounds like, oh my gosh, but I
do really think that brides just get this vision if
everything needs to be perfect, and then it needs to
be this way, and they're trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
I mean if they're high maintenance bitches. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
The one thing I will the one thing I will
give it is if you're a bride and you're planning
all this stuff and you have a thousand jillion decisions
to make that are so minute and so detailed, you
are being asked a lot of things, so you're expecting
those things to happen. I understand that, but that's the thing.
It's like, if you're having an outdoor wedding, Sorry, bitch,
you gotta be ready to pivot.

Speaker 11 (01:39:15):
Sure.

Speaker 10 (01:39:16):
I mean the tent for the reception itself was.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
The backup right sack taking all our notes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Your beach clob.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
Is it going to be like indoors?

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Is it gonna be like a Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
That you're planning?

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Did you did you have this trip just to be
at this wedding, or just this wedding happened to be
happening when you went on the trip.

Speaker 9 (01:39:43):
No, I went on the trip for the wedding and
then but it was a midweek wedding too, so then
it was extended.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
And this girl, as if the Friday weddings weren't bad enough,
this girl everybody else.

Speaker 10 (01:39:57):
Yeah, so that's what I found out.

Speaker 9 (01:39:58):
So when we were checking into our hotel, the lady
checking us in asked us what we were there for.

Speaker 10 (01:40:02):
We said a wedding. She was like, oh, I knew
it was going to be a wedding.

Speaker 9 (01:40:05):
She was like, Thursday weddings are the new thing because
everything is booked out solid on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
I'm getting married on Monday.

Speaker 9 (01:40:16):
They've now opened up Thursdays as well, because vendors everything,
you know, photographers, whatever, If everyone's booked and it's who
you want, they've opened up Thursdays.

Speaker 7 (01:40:24):
Left because you were like in the bridal party, but no,
she's just a selfish, cheap person, this bride.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Yeah, and put it on everybody else to have to
work your friends during It was even during a holiday
week either Yeah, your friend sounds kind of miserable from.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Let me guess she's the one that like they throw
the rice and she goes right into the car on
her honeymoon.

Speaker 9 (01:40:45):
No, it was at a It was at a house,
so everyone a lot of people are staying at that house.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Sammy, when is she going on her honeymoon? It's like now,
isn't It's like for somebody who has such a tradition
thing like nobody does that anymore. It's like, oh and
maybe we'll have a honeymoon next year or honeymoon in
six months.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
But people I left the next day.

Speaker 10 (01:41:06):
No, really.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Really that seems so old school.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
We were the old school is like you said, you
leave the ceremony, get in the car.

Speaker 10 (01:41:15):
Yeah, yeah, no, they had everyone was at the house
they partied with. Once it was over, she was super chill,
waiting for the moment to relax.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
I got married. Next day was like a breakfast with
all our out of town family who was there and
just hung out for the day. And then it was
the day after that that we left for the honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
That's so like very traditional.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
That is yeah, I think more like what Greg says,
like you had the car with all the cans.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
Campy like that's a little bit like but leaving within
like the week of the wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Wow, because I took time off to get married, right,
and we got married next week in a city where
yeah I didn't live. Yeah, So we did that and
then went the thing and it was done.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Yeah that breakfast you had the next day, I was
so hungry over over. I think that might be the
last time I was hungover.

Speaker 19 (01:42:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Probably.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Well you know Greg's sins open bar.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
Yeah, did you see himself up that timar what he
posted on his Instagram just the other day. It was
a uh it was a car, I said, just married,
and it was on the back of a flatbed like
tow truck and it said.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
Starting off Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Yeah, car broke down.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
That suck.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Okay, Well we did a cameo on the Cheap Oh
while you were gone and you missed out on one.
Oh yes, yeah, I'm glad you're here. And it's a
bonus cameo. And this has to do with wedding gift.
It's an early wedding give both things.

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
It's early wedding gift and maybe something that will help
you make sure your wedding actually happens. I'm not even
going to tell you the category, but I think especially
Woody and especially Greg will recognize this voice.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Okay, hell no, I'm doing ks. So I hope they're
doing well.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Yes, oh my god, for six pound life.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Seem like you don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
You show my six hundred pounds life.

Speaker 10 (01:43:01):
I've heard of it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
That's the doctor who does all the surgeries for the
big fat people. And because he's like a little old elderly,
can we all like not talk at the same time?
How about one at the time. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
Truth be told, he's not exactly thin. He's kind of
a hypocrite.

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
He's not six pounds, he's not six.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Pounds, he's not six hundred punds.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Yeah, all right doctor now, hell.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
No, Hey you all doing Thanks Sammy, I hope you're
doing well and staying safe.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Your friend Sea Bass is telling me that you have
gained a lot of weight, and you're working with a
lot of Opie's people and you adopt it their lifestyle.
And even your new boyfriend if he tried to take
your mac and cheese away, you yell at him. So, Sammy,

(01:43:56):
it looked like you're not an impact that is going
to be healthy with you. So man suggest that you
follow a healthy eating habit and cut back on your eating,
eat only two or three times, but they take some vitamin,
do some exercites, and lose some weight and stay healthy.
So you can't live long enough, Sammy. I wish you

(01:44:19):
best of luck with your eating habit and your wig
and your head. And if you need anything, give me
a call.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Yeah right, let's just say, let's just say the eating
really gets out of control and you need doctor now's help. Yes,
I don't watch life either. Is that what he does
on the show, you know, just to eat less?

Speaker 7 (01:44:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Because a lot of people who go on that show,
they're so overweight, they're so fat that they have to
lose weight before they can even get the surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
That's what happened to Tammy and Amy.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Well, part of it is because he wants to know
that you're going to be able to follow the post operation,
you know, lifestyle of you know, eating less and exercising,
because it won't matter you eat it correct if he
does the surgery. So he wants to see that it's
even gonna be worth doing if you're not going to
do anything after you're not going to change your lifest
All the way you're eating it doesn't do it. So

(01:45:14):
it's more of a challenge to see if they can
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
And he catches them and lies all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:45:20):
Sammy, only three meals a day.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
I don't know how I'll do it, well, Sammy. Now
you have doctor now who's looking out for you as well?
Breaking advice lesson gets some interesting in the Welcome on.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
The Woody Show, there is a.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
Zillow listing that has gone viral. Uh huh because the
listening Greg says that if you're interested in this house,
you can't take pictures of it, you can't go inside
or check it out for yourself. You just have to
buy it as you see it from the outside.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
Though, Now, why why.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Because there's a woman still living inside of the house
and she's not leaving, so she'll basically tell your problem.

Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Well, you want to lave squadtern.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
There's there's there's a wrinkle to the story. And let's
see how you guys feel about it after you hear
more about it. This is from the report on the
local News.

Speaker 17 (01:46:15):
Tory mcmeetchen is the occupant mentioned in a bizarre and
startling Zillo listing, which tells people, I.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Wouldn't call it start down. Yeah, they take it easy there,
but what are the news not the editor?

Speaker 17 (01:46:27):
Bizarre and startling Zillo listing, which tells people, if you
buy it, it's your job to get them out. Tory's
husband died in a car crash.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
This is the last thing that my husband bought for
me before he asked. This is where I raised my children.

Speaker 17 (01:46:42):
This property has been part of foreclosure cases for more
than fifteen years. Tory says her husband's name was on
the loan agreement and claims the bank wouldn't speak to
her or accept her payment because of it, so she
hasn't paid rent.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Since I'm staying, they can come on in, but I'm
not leaving. It's okay, okay, this makes more sense now.
I it does because I thought it was like I'm
trying to sell my home willingly. But also you can't
be around it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
I just find it hard to believe that if you
sent a payment in gets a project to the loan
that they would reject it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Right, couldn't I make a mortgage payment for Gina and
they were just oh, sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
No, yeah, give her money.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
Yeah, as long as there was like a memo on
there about this is for loan number blah blah blah
blah blah. I don't think they care where it comes from.

Speaker 9 (01:47:27):
I think that they do because they won't let you
access the information or give you any information on account.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
If I sent that, maybe not. But if I sent
the payment and it said this is for loan number
blank blank blank blank at this address, it would get
applied to that to that account. Yeah, yeah, like they
if you called and you weren't on it, maybe they
wouldn't give you any information.

Speaker 7 (01:47:48):
You know what the bat loves is having to go
through the foreclosure process. They'll take good money, right theyn't
reject that right away?

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
Yeah, it's for fifteen But let's just test it, Greg,
I'll give you my bab let's test. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
So if she was smart, and I'm guessing that she's not.
But if she was smart, and let's say they for
the sake of argument, they weren't taking those payments while
she was fighting them on that, I would have opened
an account and put every month of my mortgage payment
into that account, saying, hey, they haven't accepted them, but

(01:48:22):
for the last year's here's a documented here's a documented
account that I opened the account on this date, and
I'm making the mortgage payments to this account. They've chose
not to accept them, but they're right here, they can
have them. They're right, I've been six percent or whatever
the hell you got. Yeah, right, exactly, So I'm not
necessarily buying this.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
I also have another question on the reporter. Does he
have pubes yet? Well, that's the.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
Cutting costs.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Yeah, yeah, like basically like softwores in high school.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Yeah, And it was weird. I saw a reporter out
and and I mean, they don't send a cameraman, they
don't send anybody. It's just the it's the reporter and
then your tripod and that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
If you had a guess how much of a supermodel
is this woman? Squatter always super Now she's got a thumbhead.
Your head looks like a thought.

Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
Like Mamma June thumbhead, like the neck.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
You know she raised your kids.

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
Know.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
I'm really enjoying the the clips from and what pisses
me off about it is that you don't get any
kind of resolution because you want they want you to
watch the show. But that squatter hunter it Yeah, yeah, Like,
there's a bunch of the clips that are popping up
on my Instagram and it's so funny. These people are
so obnoxious where he shows up and he goes, hey,

(01:49:50):
I'm your new roommate, and they go, get the hell
out of my house. You know, you're squatting, And he
didn't even get out of.

Speaker 7 (01:49:57):
My hand, and he produces the exact same actually for real,
he produces a for real lease, but legally it has
the exact same effect as theirs.

Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
So he is their new roommate. Yeah, yeah, that's just
as much as they are. Yeah he was, hey, he goes,
you know, we could do this the easy way or
the hard way, but here we're living together and still
out of my house. You have no right to be here.

Speaker 19 (01:50:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Did you see did the one pop up on your
feet where the squatters come back in after going somewhere
and the other people set up a full like petting
zoo and oh.

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
Yeah yeah, they found they found out that the was
it the woman or what she was afraid of?

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Snakes and so.

Speaker 14 (01:50:34):
Animals.

Speaker 3 (01:50:35):
It was great, all kinds of snakes and this now
this seems like something right up your alley.

Speaker 7 (01:50:39):
Yeah, I've watched a few of the episodes, and it's
he has no he has no formal training, but he
knows what he's doing, he knows the rules in it.
For each particular his story was he like the victim,
I believe that's right. Yeah, I forget. I believe that's correct.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
You go through it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:51):
Well, we had that one friend that we talked to
on the era, his dad died. People wouldn't get out
of the house. He couldn't sell it until he get
out of the house and then had to do I
forget that cash to keys program. So you there's there
are programs out there where a person who has no
legal right to your house you have to pay them

(01:51:11):
in order to get them.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Out, so you have to give into the extortions. Basically, no,
not going to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
I'm sorry that's the But why do we have like
no shoe, no shirt, no shoes, no service and that's
enforceable or you can say, yeah, you can say, oh,
someone's trespassing. I had to sign up and they can
enforce that. But you can steal a house, but yeah,
you can just like move in and set up shop
in a place you're not supposed to be and they
like the how is it the cops don't go in

(01:51:38):
there and drag you out by your ear?

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
Yeahs, and if you try to get them out, you'll
be arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
But could you write yourself a lease? If you're the
owner of the house, could you just say, hey, I
have a lease to be here. That's what he does
for your own property.

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
But why would you need one? You have all this
stuff for your property, the.

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
Paper you own it seems to be the magic solution,
So write a lease.

Speaker 7 (01:51:59):
For your think Well, I see what you're saying, but
I think they're not willing to perhaps deal with the
violence that these squad hunters And because the one I watched,
he hired like just two randoms off Craigslist could be
his like enforcers or assistants, and they were just kind
of there to stand around and they didn't know what
the hell was going on. But it's very fun, like
what he's saying, because he does, because you have at
that point, you have all kinds of creative ways to

(01:52:19):
with the squatters.

Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
Very fine, and so I guess they got to make
sure that everybody there's no other people in the house
and then once the person, like there was one episode
that I saw the teaser video for where the squatter
wasn't even in the house, and so my first thought was, well,
why do they just lock them out and meet they
changed the locks, Well, because they didn't have enough time

(01:52:41):
from the time they arrived to go through all the
rooms and make sure that the house was clear quote
unquote right before they changed the locks. So they can't
change the locks if somebody's already in there, because that
becomes what we've talked about before, false imprisonment. Right, So
I've got a this is a and this woman came
home as they were clearing the house, and so you know,

(01:53:01):
now they have to go through the whole room.

Speaker 7 (01:53:03):
To your question, Greg, this obviously varies by location. This
is a real estate lawyer who works in the Greater
LA area. These are actual things that he was given
that dismissed evictions. He's going through the legal process and
judges found these things and dismissed the eviction notice saying nope,
got to start over. Didn't include the number of bedrooms,
was not filed with the LA Housing Department. Well, landlord

(01:53:25):
didn't credit the tenant a dollar twenty six for interest
on a security deposit. Oh my god, landlord gave an
extra day of the three days notice to pay the
rent everything because because that's sorry, that's not the letter
of the law. Because again it's it's the it's local
ordinances combined with judges who are jackasses.

Speaker 3 (01:53:40):
Like why do we have laws and things that benefit
the bad the bad people?

Speaker 4 (01:53:44):
That's the question always pointed out.

Speaker 3 (01:53:47):
Why are we protecting the squatters?

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
Why is every politician not making this.

Speaker 7 (01:53:51):
A huge I know gig like you would run on
this here, you guys, you guys are bringing up the
exact thing that works against these local politicians. And it
was pointed out recently about two percent are voters in
like in areas like this are homeowners. The other ninety
eight are the winners don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
So who's who's going to vote for you.

Speaker 7 (01:54:13):
The back out, the back excuse or the responsible person
who's putting up all their capital.

Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
To create You also figured, like you know, a common
sense person would say, okay, well, yes I don't own
a house, but I do own things, and people you know,
can just claim ownership, use or right of my things
that I own because of tenants rights. Grew your car,
you know, No, what's to stop somebody you know.

Speaker 7 (01:54:37):
Well, they don't care because a scumbag's point of view
is about six inches in front of his face.

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
True, yeah, they don't have That's why a lot of
these ballot initiatives that raise property taxes. If you're a renter,
go ahead, do it.

Speaker 18 (01:54:49):
Eight.

Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
I'm literally kicking my X out today using a cash
for keys contract.

Speaker 7 (01:54:54):
And there's these real loyals will tell you like, man,
it's just gonna it's gonna be you know, twenty thousand
dollars if to go through, because you're gonna have to
hire me.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
I'm gonna go through this. Maybe there's this loop, Paul
that's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
Get you kicked back. Just step one.

Speaker 3 (01:55:07):
I hope steam boat Willie's listening. Very slippery, slow peace.

Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
I belave it in sensitivity training for a politically correct
world show. I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
Please, Yeah, we here at the Woody Show. Are we perfect?

Speaker 8 (01:56:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
But are we always trying to be better? Also?

Speaker 3 (01:56:03):
No, what do they call that? Not quiet quitting? It's
it's just enough not to get fired yet work good enough.

Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
That's all it is.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
Called quiet quitting, that's qui quitting. Yeah, just enough to
stay under the radar, you know what I mean, but
still just worthy enough to stay employed. There you go,
that's the what they call that, the sweet spot exactly.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the wood Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here

(01:56:32):
on Tuesday. Have a great day. S MD double M.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
I quit this bitch,