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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the resign nature of his president listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, good morning everybody. Yeah, and welcome to your Friday
morning Woody Show. We made it to Friday, which rules.
It's been a fun week, but it's been a long week.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's been a crazy week.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, and it's Gregory Menace, Hi, Gina, Yeah, Seabas High
and Sammy's here as well. I got your usual Friday
stuff coming up the d U. I Q some Friday
fail stories. I believe we have dougod news today that goes.
But let's get into it Friday morning. Let's go. Okay,

(01:19):
now that it's officially Friday, I want to tell you
guys that I should be stoked, but I'm mother effing
pissed off. Why because I got in the mail last
night a jury summit. I'm super super pissed a holiday week.
I believe it's for a week that we might have

(01:40):
scheduled off. I'm not sure. I gotta check the date.
It's for Van Eyes. I don't want to go. They
make these jury summons so complicated. I'm trying to figure
out if I can request an extension or should I
not be a hypocrite? And should I practice what I preach?
And should I just throw it away? I heard I

(02:01):
conferred with chat GPT. Yeah, and I asked, what will
happen if I throw away a jury summons that I received?
And it says nothing happens immediately?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Really?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, missing the first summons doesn't usually trigger an arrest
or fine on its own. You might get a second
notice stating that you fail to respond. All right, Yeah, Now,
if you continue to ignore the notices, the court can
send a failure to appear notice and eventually issue an
order requiring you why to explain why you shouldn't be
part of jury duty. Should I take that risk? You

(02:34):
can face fines.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I feel like they could mess with your license too.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, Well, here's what I'll say, because with my luck,
I'll be the dude that actually goes to jail.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
True, but I had jury duty and I extended it
and then I forgot yeah, and just nothing happened. I
haven't heard from them. It has been probably eight months.
All of a sudden, I was like, oh, wait, wasn't
I supposed to do jury duty? I never called I
never nothing. I haven't heard to anything. I'm not saying
I recommend it. Mine was an accident, but nothing happen.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
If I think it's kind of the luck of the draw.
My guess is that, like what he has said many times,
knowing what we do for a living, we don't make
great jurors.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, but they don't care about that.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
This is not this is not the part. That's not
the step rat.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right, Yeah, we're not.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And you will get dismissed.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Well, he's already sitting there, he's already.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Just just do it, jump in and then you'll just
get dismissed and that'll be that.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Now I have a question for you. So, yeah, do
you love America?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Of course I do it like it. I used to
want to be honest.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
This is part of your civic duty as an American.
But if you want to be a communist, I'm sure
they're welcome you.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Jury trials are mad boring, So it's not like you're
going to get some like amazing true crime documentary in
the making. But yes, something tells me, if you just
do it, you first of all, you just call every day,
and the last you won't lost.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh my, got it, they said don't even come in
so American.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Oh, I know, I hat and watch it's going to
have to do something with HG TV and they miss out.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
TV Van I allright.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Respond.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Recently, there was a study done by CBS News last
year and they dug into this data and they they
said that four out of five for the county faced
no punishment. Okay, but that does mean that twenty percent did. Yes,
some finds as high as one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
And sometimes the punishment is just not being able to
sleep at night.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Greg, Yeah, we get it. Yeah, morally, I guess I
have to respond. All right. I was hoping you'd be
on my side. All Right, you mentioned true crime documentaries.
Sammy HBO is filming a Gilmore Girls documentary. Well, yeah,
I don't know anything about it. That's the headline if

(04:58):
you want to look into that.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Well, it's the best show to ever be created.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
So, so Woody's daughter is super into Gilmore Girls now,
so it's making the rounds to a new generation.

Speaker 8 (05:06):
Yeah, never say it.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I don't know about it. I don't care about it.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
I think it came out in like two thousand and
four and had a seven or eight season run and
that was back when the seasons were twenty four episodes.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Long, right, kids be loving it now?

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, it's great because it was on Netflix for so long.
It's recently moved off to Netflix, but you can find
it on Disney and Hulu or I've been watching it
on Time.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
What's the show we're talking about?

Speaker 10 (05:30):
Minus?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yes, fifty three episodes?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wow, I have too many.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Be very interested to watch this documentary because they did.
As we know, Netflix came out with Gilmore Girls A
Year in the Life where they already kind of did
reunion episodes each season.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
And Sammy, remember when we did the WB studio tour
and we got to go in the houses.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yes, I did. I feel like I didn't appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
That rule I never ruled.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
It isn't one of them like a Aurora or.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Laurlai, Rory Rory, Okay, Laura. It's it really is a great,
very well written show, and we don't have enough of it.
Even the Year and a Life, which was the reunion,
ended on a cliffhanger, so we still need more.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
And that was the birthplace of Melissa McCarthy. We have
Gilmour Girls to thank for her. She is a National Treasurer.
Let's take a look at these celebrity birthdays. Today its
Shimoda and you know we don't do day Charlie's then

(06:42):
she is fifty one today, Happy birthday to her. David
Ducavni from X Files famous sixty six genf. I said
the name Bruce Dickinson. Would you know who that is? No,
lead vocalist of Iron Maiden. Hello, Yeah, sixty eight today
Michael Shannon. That's one of those actors that you've seen him.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
In The.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Empire, heavily inspired by Greg totally. He's fifty two. Wayne Knight,
who is best known as playing Newman and who I
recently was in the frozen food section with at Ralph's
I know seventy one. Happy birthday, Wayne Night. Yeah, we
totally hooked up right against the frozen piece.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
I can't imagine him at seventy one years old.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
And then Tobin Bell was Jigsaw in the Saw.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
FRANCHISELI eighty four.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Your porno birthday today is Ashley Adams. She's ingested more
protein than a bodybuilder. She's been in six hundred nice
adult films, including Aching for Anal. Sometimes you want it,
sometimes you're just aching for it. She was in b
My Cuck volume two. You might remember a double squirt date.

(07:51):
Oh yeah, and along those lines, Wow you made my
wife squirt volume two, and Ashley was also in an
amazing film called pool Side Tongue Da Oh.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Greg, you're so excited for that.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I love it. Ashley Adams, she is thirty today. That
is your Porner birthday. You're a look at celebrity birthdays.
And then these guys telling me not to be a communist,
lying the jury, avoiding loser in America of America. We
got more. Friday Morning Woody Show coming out.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Do live in or around Dallas, Texas. What's going on? Everybody?
It's menace.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas August twenty seconds at
Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing a
listener meetup. I'll have giveaways and more, but I would
love to see you there Saturday, August twenty second. If
I can make this successful, that means we're gonna be
in Dallas a lot more so, if you're nearby, please
stop on by Addison, Texas, Lazy Dog Restaurant, August twenty second, Saturday.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
From noon to two pm. Can't wait to see you there.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
In the meantime, enjoy the Woody Show podcasts, The wood.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Show, not just The Woody Show, a Friday Woody.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Show, Yes showing.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
And going to Gina grad Who's got your headlines?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
The Senate committee involved in the doctor Fauci hearings has
voted to hold him in contempt of Congress. This all
comes after Fauci pleaded the Fifth Amendment for every question
that was askding the hearing, which was like, what color
is your type?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
What color is the carpet?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
It was pretty funny. It annoyed a lot of people
around the country. Though normally contempt votes would head to
the full Senate for a full vote, but Fauci pissed
off enough people that they are going to send it
straight to the DOJ in the hopes that they do
something about it. And Fauci's lawyers are calling the move
crude political crude, political stunt. But either way, the DOJ

(09:47):
says they have the documents they need and they're looking
at everything else to see what they're going to do next.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Doctor Fauci's wife got so sassy. There were photographers filming
her and uh, doctor Fauci in their car, and she
flipped them all.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Get those claws. Well, airlines are starting to push back
as ICE steps up immigration arrests at airports around the country.
Instead of just going after people with final deportation orders,
agents are now also arresting some travelers with expired visas
who are waiting on things like green card or asylum applications.

(10:23):
Some airlines have just straight up refused to let Ice
board planes or hand over passenger information without the right
legal PaperWorks because they're obviously they're trying to avoid big
scenes at the airport and have their name all wrapped
up in it. The arrests have led to a couple
of tense moments at gates and at boarding areas, and
of course it's raising concerns about safety for passengers and

(10:43):
airline employees and everyone caught in the middle. I mean,
can you imagine like you're just trying to like get
to Akron and like a giant fight breaks out. Is
I don't think they want that mess.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Just got to get to my radio convention.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Well, football is officially back, and I know that most
people in this room care about it. Not Bort but
yes to Greg Venison, Yeah, Sammy and Seabat.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I have like two games that I'm going to already.
Oh nice, I'm trying not to care as much this season.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
I feel like you say that every year I do. Okay,
this is the year I can feel it.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm not going to care well.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
The Carolina Panthers and the Arizona Cardinals squared off in
the annual NFL Hall of Fame Game, which marks the
official start to preseason football, and apparently the game was
actually pretty good. Rookie QB Carson Beck looked decent for
the Cardinals, and the Panthers played well, but it all
came down to the last play when Panthers QB Haines
King took the ball himself, ran up the middle, and

(11:38):
dove in for the winning touchdown. The Panthers won thirty
three to thirty. But the best part is now that
that's over. Every week we'll have at least one football
game between now and the Super Bowl in February.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Finally, right, But.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's just when it's one hundred and you know, however
many degrees around the country, it's like, Eh, don't you
want to see leaves falling and little testing of snow?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yes, s swetters, yes, pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Do you have a fall themed Stanley mug ready to go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Please? Are you locked and loaded?

Speaker 8 (12:11):
Darker green.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Calendar? Bust out the green one?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Well no, it's just by season, right, so by September
I'll have it.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Okay, but you don't have like a pumpkin themed one
or like orange.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
I don't say.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Everybody listening. Well, just over a month after being crowned
Miss North Carolina, the winner has already lost her title.
So let this be a warning to all of you.
But it's a vague warning. So Miss USA organizers launched
an investigation after getting a tip, and while they haven't
exactly said what they found, they did say that old

(12:48):
social media posts of surface that violated the standards contestants
are expected to uphold. Because Greg, you have.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
To post whatever you see, whatever you think exactly, every
your opinion is must be posted.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Because of this, she was stripped of her crown. She
won't be competing in Miss USA. Instead, the Miss North
Carolina runner up will take her place.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Lucky could Miss North Carolina say online, you.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Know that's salacious?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Well, where was it? Was it a bachelor thing or
what was it when somebody was posting pictures of their
like was it like their Antebellum sorority party, Like maybe
it's that kind of thing. I really haven't.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
That's the thing is, especially with pageant people, if anyone
is like overly prepared and like super checked in about stuff. Yeah,
you would think that would be this would be like
rubb square square one zero.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
But there's websites out there that copies all your social
media even if you delete it, so copy.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
And it's both because on the one hand, like Greg said,
like just sit this one out, we don't need to
hear all your thoughts at all moments and you're gonna
say something you regret and it might be your fault.
And on the other hand, like menace you said, there
are websites that are just it's it's almost like patent trolls,
Like I'm just gonna sit on this until I just
want to take someone down.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Automatically copies like every tweet, every post.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe should we just go analog,
should just go back to the olden days.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
But aren't pageant girls super goody goody.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Like.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Done straight up porn? Like really yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Didn't Vanessa Williams.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Well, no, she like some sexy photos.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, okay, well, good for her. Well, the big fight
over Paramount's proposed merger with Warner Brothers Discovery is officially
headed to trial next March. More than a dozen states
are suing to block the deal, and they argue that
it would violate antitrust laws and give the combined company
way too much control over the TV and movie business.
So if the merger goes through, Paramount would be behind

(14:55):
nearly thirty percent of the upcoming blockbuster movie releases. Even
with the laws suit hanging over the deal, though, Paramount
told it shareholders don't worry. We're confident that the merger
will be approved once this case settles next spring.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I mean it's movies, who cares? And then also TV?
Who cares? TV sucks so hard?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
I mean, let's trying to find stuff on there's nothing
all right?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Back to Miss North Carolina. Oh yeah, I got some
some uncovered stuff. Okay. She is currently twenty seven years old,
little long in the two. Yeah okay, but this apparently
this happened around twenty seventeen, so she would have been
calling a eighteen ish. Maybe she was using the N
word in personal slash relationship posts, but not like that.

(15:38):
Not like that like in a rappler. No no, no,
like like as in like a dude or fella. Like
how people have called me the N word to my face,
not meaning it like that. One one widely referend example
is along the lines of this N word has made
fifty shades of messed up ft up, so like saying
like this person's being weird or this is drama blah
blah blah blah blah, sea.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Be's just for this the news strike. Can you confirm
her race?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Honduran?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Okay, I get but menace, you can speak to this.
You be on these streets there is it's the N
word on the streets. I hear it from Asian guys.
I hear it from Hispanic guys. I hear it from
Asian women and Hispanic women talk as well as of
course African American talking about just a dude or a fella. Again,
I've been called this just but not in an insulting

(16:26):
matter like like cartonnarks. So let me on the phone,
be like try to call someone to come beat me up?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
And what do they say?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
They'll say this and word over here is doing too much, Yeah,
talking about me like that. So this is to me.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Then I went to one of our African American program
directors who programs a lot of music, and I brought
him this song. I was like, oh, yeah, this is
a really good song. But somebody in the song is
Middle Eastern saying the N word. And his response to
me says, that's that. He said, everybody's saying it.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
That's exactly what I'm saying. So, I mean, it's different
when you are Miss North Carolina?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Does it old the standards of a miss fill in
the world?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Also talking about nine years ago, and again not using
an insulting phrase. No, but it's not up to me,
you know, decide if it's offensive or not. So it is, Well,
apparently it's not. I'll take. I'll take. I'm saying it's
up to me. I'm in charge of it. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, the Powerball jackpot has been climbing over the summer
and now it has reached eight hundred and fifty six
million dollars. That's the eighth largest post in the game's history.
And the drawing went without a winner, so nobody's even
one since May. The next Powerball drawing is tomorrow night.
People in the UK can now play too, remember that,
which actually doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
We talked about that.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
It's ours.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
It's the same as as.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yes, but this is where this is where Sea Bass,
your MAS skills might have to come into play. Well,
here's the deal. The story was originally presented to me
saying that your odds, you know, have drastically changed. But
that didn't sound right, and I ran it through the
old AI machine and they said, you're it actually doesn't

(18:06):
hurt your odds. You're still one in two hundred and
ninety two million, right, Well, that the base odds of winning.
But now the odds of splitting your hut, Well, that
is exactly what I was going to say, Thank you,
Sea Bass. So yeah, it doesn't It does not change
your chance of winning, but you might have to share
it with someone.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Else, which does change your odds. Correct.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Then the estimated cash option, remember I'll take it, no problem,
But for eight hundred and fifty six million before taxes,
the cash option is only three hundred and seventy two mills.
Maybe splitting that off.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Oh and by the way, only six hundred and thirty
six million pounds. The British pound is seventy five cents
on the dollar. Damn, it was always higher than the dollar.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Mind. I was when I saw odd it was like
two to one basically.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
When you saw it Cambridge.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yes, that's current current.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Wow, tind to go have some fun in English. Its
just there. I felt it was more.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Well, that's what's going on, everybody.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well, thank you. Up next here on the Woody Show,
Morgan's got a fun new, brand new game for us
to play. I don't want to give too much away.
I'll let her do that next on the Woody Show.
Another program. Note it's the other way around, Sea Bass.
It's not seventy five to one for the pound and dollar.
It's actually zero point seventy four pounds sterling for a dollars.

(19:21):
You get a little bit of less purchase power, even less.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yeah, because I was just there and I'm like, dude,
stuff is way more expensive, and if it was the
other way around, I would have bought way more stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Week, but I just want to shout out some new
movies out this week.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
And I know, you know, Spider Man is still huge
and The Odyssey is still huge.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
But Super Troopers three is out.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Tell yah.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, the Broken Lizard guys who stopped by the Show.
If you miss that, go check out our YouTube YouTube
dot com Slash the Woody Show. But another movie that's
out it's called One Night Only. It's a romantic comedy.
It's R rated, and it's set in a alternate universe
in the United States where sex is illegal three hundred
and sixty four days a year, and you're permitted to

(20:05):
have sex in a twelve hour period, one day a year,
one night.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
For this, this looks great.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, per the splurge One Night Only.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
So if you're looking for some movies to check out
this weekend, there's still movies out there that you can
go see. I'm really interested in the One Night Only,
and of course Super Troopers is getting me fun. There's
the thing in Burbank that I saw is called the
Burbank Threesome because Burbank has three different movie theaters and
people go to each movie theater in one day. So

(20:41):
they started at like really early in the morning and.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Then they now waste of time. Well no, I mean,
if you have nothing to do all day Saturday, exactly
waste time? Why because you get to see three different movies.
But Burbank sixteen has probably all the movies you need.
I don't know. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe, yeah, I don't know. Somehow,
what about somehow they make it work?

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Why would they have three different movie theaters within a
block of each other if they all had the same movie.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Same reason they have lots of restaurants. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
You were pretty wrong about that, British.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
I tell you, I'm not going to you. I'll look
it up.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, all right, all right, it is The Woody Show,
And as promised, Morgan is on our way into the
studio to give us a new game. The w Show.
Welcome back to your Friday morning Woody Show, Woody and
Jeff g We'll be back Monday morning. And as excited
and intrigued as I was about Throat Gooat Thursday, I'm
equally excited and confused by what Morgan's got for us

(21:38):
right now, Which is a game that you came up
with experiment.

Speaker 12 (21:44):
Yeah so, Greg, you know I love to come up
with a name for something and not have anything to
batten up with, right So I've been sitting on this
for a while. I've pitched it in the meeting week
after week. I never thought it would make it, but
here we are. It's called t or p because I
spend a lot of time driving in the beautiful neighborhood
of Van Night, and about every corner, you know, stopped

(22:05):
at a light wherever you are, you.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Look to the side and there's a bunch of bottles.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
They would never McDonald's.

Speaker 12 (22:14):
Cups, maybe a couch, you know, a body of of
iced tea perhaps, And I always look and I'm like,
is that tea.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Or piece the amber colored?

Speaker 13 (22:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
The great thing about Van Night, as well all of
la really is there's always there's no shortage of dumpy
strip malls, and they all have those walls outside they
are like waist high. That is the perfect place after
you've got your either half spent beverage or half refilled beverage,
just dump. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
There are names for this, and it's called trucker bombs
because during likes well yeah, long haul, they'll they'll pee
in a bottle and then the heat sometimes will make
them explode.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Oh god, well yeah, yeah, those are but with the
bottoms specifically, more like the re syllable containers or sometimes
gallon jugs if you really work and hard.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Oh I've seen those two, like the Leader.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
But it's good that it's isolated to van Eys because
when you're in any other area and you're at a
red light or whatever, it's usually pristine. If you point
out that LA eight of it is an actual dump,
people get so precious about it. But it's a fact.
He sucks. Sorry, yeah, it really does.

Speaker 12 (23:20):
So this is the game that I have for you, guys,
you lucky, lucky people. We're going to play to your
pe I have collected, as you can see, photos of
the you know, they're they're in a person in the studio, yes,
straight from Van Nis. Some of them are Tea and one.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Is pay allegedly. So I'm going to ask a few questions.

Speaker 12 (23:42):
Whoever gets the whoever's first to get a question wrong,
And these are all questions that are fun about.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
T and P right oh yeah yeah yeah, test knowledge.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Thanks.

Speaker 12 (23:51):
See, if whoever gets the question wrong has to take
a bottle and guess.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Okay, don't drink it, Okay.

Speaker 12 (23:58):
Don't get me fired. You know, look at the colorfted
if you want, do what you gotta do, and then
behind those bottles. Because I'm going to Japan today, I
have brought prizes for you. So if you it's like
a lose win, you gotta lose, get a question wrong,
guess the bottle right, and then you get a prize.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
Are we ready?

Speaker 12 (24:20):
Yes, I've worked a lot on this. Let's start with Greg.
I have a good one for you, Greg.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, yes, former recovered.

Speaker 12 (24:30):
So Greg, which insect has been measured as one of
the strongest urinators in the animal kingdom?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
In great question? I didn't know insects urined.

Speaker 12 (24:40):
They say it has a jet like flow, and it's
multiple choice. I'm gonna give you options picked. So it's
either A elephants, B cicadas, CE camels or D kangaroos.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh, this is tough.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I thought you said insect.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Well, I guess you should the insect.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, yeah, maybe you should data that. I thought it
was a joke. We thought we thought that was the joke.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
What did you think the question was?

Speaker 7 (25:09):
I thought I was writing a question that was hard
to guess.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Did you ask me? Did you ask to make this?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Did you hit medic's vape pen when you this?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (25:17):
But I was right, SOA so you're fine.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
One of those. It was just sounds wrong, all right?

Speaker 10 (25:23):
You know which of these starts with gas?

Speaker 12 (25:27):
And I'm drunk right now? Okay, Gina, which country drinks
the most tea per capita. Okay, is it A the
United Kingdom, B, China, C, Turkey or D India?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
My first without even without the multiple choice, I was
going to say India.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
So they produced a lot of tea.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
But you're looking drinking.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yeah, you gotta look at population of the rest of
the country.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Because I thought of it before you gave the choices.
I'll stick with India.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Okay, that's wrongs the UK. It's Turkey.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I thought they were into like Turkish coffee.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
I would have guessed the UK too, all right.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
And by the way, these bottles are, I think they're
all different. Right, you got coca, there's an actual lifting.
You got a body armor. I know they still have that.
It must have been on the road for a while.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
The show is only so long.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Did I ever tell you they're all bad choices?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Then they're temperature? Now got alright, So I have to.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
Guess if this is to your p Yeah, and again
just look at it and you can.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Okay, So, oh it's wet, ye.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Yeah, I touch it.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I don't think we said that we did.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Okay, so we didn't have to. My first thought was
that it was P but P I don't know how
it lung. It last like this. It's always kind of
like foamy. And if this is pee, this person's pretty healthy.
Because it's not. It's pretty clear. I wanted to smell it.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
It's a very light tan. Yeah, I mean like like
diluted honey.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
All right, Oh this is this is tea.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Yeah, it's tea.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Fortune favors the bold people. You gotta smell it.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
I got that's in a water bottle. Why would he
be in a water.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Well, that's where they pee and throw it on the floor.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Oh no, some of these are man made by me
to throw you off.

Speaker 12 (27:17):
I didn't go get six actual bottles, so you do
get a prize. And then there's so many layers of
jokes in this game. Right, I'm going to Japan, so
I thought, oh, I'll get Japanese snacks for them, and
then after I bought them, I realized they're Chinese snacks.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
Well, because you haven't been to Japanion's so like.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
What language is this? I don't know. Apparently it's Chinese.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Layers of jokes, yeah, layers.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
So this is numb and spicy hot pot flavor.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Lad, All right, let's do this thing.

Speaker 13 (27:47):
Hotch pots I'm jealous, hot pot, We'll share them, buff
them open.

Speaker 12 (27:50):
It's good, Okay, Sea Bass, I have a question for you.
I'm here, Uh roughly, what share of all tea drunk
in the U.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
S A is served iced?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Roy Miss South?

Speaker 4 (28:01):
How many?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
So? What?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
What's so?

Speaker 12 (28:03):
Here's your options. It's either twenty five percent, fifty eighty
five percent, or ninety nine percent.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
I will say, because we are we are not a
hot tea people.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
And if you just joge by and what he really
really throws us into the iced category because he has
about a half gallon every morning. True, I have iced. Well,
I'll go with eighty five because I think I think
our hot tea is just so low.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yeah, that's correct, all right, Ice, well done.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
All right, I'll have mena smell.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
My bottle please, I mean yeah, if you want to
smell fun to.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Pass the menace, right, yeah, okay, so menace will get
the next question, right.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Well, that's when T and P continue.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I mean, there's TNP or it could be either continues.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Show. It is the Woody Show. It's Friday morning, and
we are in the midst of a round of T
or P, the first round, and Morgan I'm not even
remotely being sarcastic. This is very well done.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
That's crazy because I'm I like to think it's really weird.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I like the mechanics. Is the game weird obviously?

Speaker 14 (29:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Is it sad that it even has to exist? Yes, thanks,
of course, shout. But the mechanics of it are really fun.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah, I love the prize element, as you know, and
I will say the Van Eys is a great place
for me to go and angle grind signs off of
poles on account it's trashy and people do that there.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It's just always giving.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Now can you read crab real quick? How does the
game work?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Again?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
So I'm about to play?

Speaker 12 (29:28):
So yeah, so I'm going to go to menace with
the question multiple choice question. If you get it wrong,
you have to pick a bottle and guess if it's
t RP.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (29:36):
If you guess correctly, then you get Japanese slash slash
Chinese price.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Okay. Yeah, use your phone you can figure out which
one it is.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
Yeah, maybe okay, but for sure you can't.

Speaker 12 (29:51):
Doctors historically diagnosed diabetes by noting that the urine tasted.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Dot dot dot.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Oh I know.

Speaker 12 (29:57):
The answer is it a bitter like bile. Be sweet
like honey or sugar, see salty like sea water, or
d metallic?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Oh, I know the answer, the answer, And I know
people diabetes, diabetes.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
It can't be sweet, right because they want they need sugar.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Well, well they could have high sugar.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Go metallic for some reason.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
No sweet, like really, damn it?

Speaker 14 (30:25):
Sweet?

Speaker 7 (30:25):
Pee get a bottle, baby, like, it's your bottle.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, five bottles left. We got brisk body body armor.
Who what a stupid name?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Body armor? Very full one and it's very dark, very dark,
and yeah, somebody is not hydrated.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Going with your favorite coke.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
But also the other thing about that is uh zero
and you ate. When you ate it, it'll turn that color.
How do I know that? Because I'm a member of
a group on Facebook that ages ages and uses it
for additional purpose. Of course I wanted to I want
to do I honestly want to do a documentary about them. Really,
they are all psychos.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
He's opening it, he's unscrewing the bottle.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Take a whiff, going straight in.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh, he's still smelling it.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
It smells like a casino that Vegas.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Don't get Oh, he's turning ride. Is he gonna puke?
Oh God, I can't look.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
It's the sweet Has you never seen it?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
You know, I've never seen a puke in here.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
This is standard.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
It is zero cherry.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
It smells again. It smells like a casino.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
So weird.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
They're like on Fremont Street in Vegas, so like the Naugat.
So that usually means pe but it might be like
sweet tea.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Or diabetics were diabetical.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Can I could picture some diabetic in a like a
wheelchair shuffling with his feet down. Oh yeah, I'm.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Going that's happening right as we speak. Right now, I'm.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Gonna say tea is tea?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Want to smell it again? Whose fault was that?

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Menace?

Speaker 12 (32:08):
You've won some fried crab flavored Chinese chicks, Japanese more.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Japanese that looks Indonesian quite.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Frankly, well read it. It's not in English.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I'm just going there next week.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Today, that's right.

Speaker 12 (32:29):
Yeah, right now, I'll go Yeah, we'll go to Sammy. Okay,
what is the most popular type of tea consumed globally?

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Okay? Is it green tea, black tea, white tea? Or tea?

Speaker 12 (32:43):
Am I saying that, Yeah, I'm going to say black
tea racist, but correct?

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I don't know?

Speaker 8 (32:53):
But but like black tea is the healthiest for you,
I think so that's.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Why that was green one. That taste worse I thought
was better for you.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
You've ever had green tea? Ice cream? So good?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Again, you don't like green tea. You like ice cream?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I love an ice macha like No, you like cream
and sugar.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Google lens it translates it for me, but it won't
tell me the language of origin.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
You got to use a Hey, what language is this?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Does it look like this? If so, it's Chinese?

Speaker 12 (33:21):
Well, here's here's why I thought it was. It's from
China because my receipt says laised China.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Flavor tastes like China.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Did everyone get a question? Should we keep going? I
have one more bag of chips?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Let's do what? I just want to do one more
because well hopefully well Morgan knows which one of this
you can chances, let's do one more?

Speaker 7 (33:41):
Okay, So who do we want to go to?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Greg, you're loving Okay, And I got question?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Correct?

Speaker 12 (33:51):
Worldwide people drink and estimated how many cups of tea
every single day for the entire world. Is it five
hundred millions cups of tea, one billion cups of tea
more than three billion cups of tea per day? Or
twenty billion?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'm gonna say, laughing, I'm gonna say three billion, because
I know that tea is the most commonly drunk beverage
on Earth consumed consumed. Thank you, menace, I say, I'll
say three billion.

Speaker 7 (34:18):
You're correct there, right like that?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Morgan. Can you think why I might think twenty billion
cups is a ridiculous number for number drunk of tea
per day?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
No, because if even if every single person on Earth
had that means they had at.

Speaker 12 (34:34):
Least three I mean, and I forget for how many
people are on the earth, like seven don't do it.
How are we supposed to know that off the top
of our heads?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
People do? It's just not like an always cush number. Yeah,
but you don't. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I wouldn't know.

Speaker 15 (34:50):
That.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
I genuinely thought everybody knew that.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
In your defense, when it's multiple choice, one of the
answers the options is usually outlandish.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
Yes, that's what I did.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
It's twenty billions, Which which is she could have played
off if she hadn't said what was that?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
I want to know which one.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
To the reveal?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
What's yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah? Are you ready brisk the body armor or the Gatorade?
Guessing Gatorade because it has the wide mouth bottle.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
It's the Gatorade one, no one.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It's very dark.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
It's very dark.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Also say we want to say sea bass. But Morgan
is going for sclass to Japan today, so thank you.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
She's got something I don't bring her down.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
How about some Italian red meat flavored chips?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Red that was a blast?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Was really fun here courtesy of Morgan. Here on The
Woody Show, The Woody showed to be back. Welcome back
to The Woody Show on a Friday morning. If you're
just joining us and you haven't heard, Woody and jefft
are out conventioning. He'll be back Monday. You're on the

(36:00):
wood Show.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Geah, they at an Avon convention selling lipsticks and rooms. Yeah,
I mean a Mary Kay Avon. I think I don't know, well,
I don't know how familiar you guys are with this
kind of thing, but as a lot of single ladies
who've been out there dating, they know that there are
these sites that warn you about like bad dudes, and

(36:22):
these sites have been around forever. There was one did
you guys ever? Did you ever hear about the site
called Don't Date himgirl dot com?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Girl? Yeah, I heard you mention it.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
I don't even know how they exist without getting sued.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Yeah, that's a great question.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Is they don't? They did, but now they don't for
just that reason. It was so popular. It was like
this online forum back in two thousand and five, and
they let you post like anonymously names photos, stories about
guys that you know you're accusing of cheating or like
doing really bad stuff, and of course they faced huge
lawsuits over defamation. By twenty ten, the whole database was removed,

(36:57):
But that one was you But.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
I feel like I see videos like current So is
it just like Facebook groups or something?

Speaker 16 (37:03):
Now?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Okay, so yes, So there's this giant uh group on
Facebook network. Yeah, are we dating the same guy? And
those are in all kinds of towns. Is that's basically
like a neighborhood watch for dating, And the idea is
basically the same thing. If you're talking to a dude,
you're thinking about going out with them, but you're either
getting like a bad vibe, or you just want to ask,

(37:25):
like he seems like a nice guy. We just start
talking like anybody know anything about this guy?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
And then are they allowed to post poda post photo?

Speaker 4 (37:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, no they do, they can, they do, and they
share stories or warnings or experiences, and some people like,
oh my god, I went on date with him, we
just didn't match. He's a great guy. Have fun, or
like run girl, and then they will launch into their
anecdote about some you know random.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Now is there's a thing for women like if guys.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I don't know. I haven't been invited to those groups.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
It's the only time I feel like I actually hear
about a woman being called out like this.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
It gets to like illegal level, right, she knew she
robbed my car. As we've talked about, guys are gross
and don't care.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
But that's the thing. It's like, or like she stole
my wallet when we were hooking up. Like I could
imagine those being on one of those sites, because that
is a lot of these like this guy stole my whatever.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
I've been meaning to bring this up, sevest did you
see that one like quote unquote model who got upset
and like rob some guy because he didn't give her
Coachell tickets. She like went into a cyber trug and
stole a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Hell yeah, everything you said makes sense.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Check check check check chick.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
So this kind of site is not it's it's not
to roast guys. In fact, I've seen people like you guys.
It's getting a little mean in here. It's not about
his hair or whatever. So it's not supposed to be
that's supposed to be about actual experiences or helping women
avoid like bad situations. Now, I'm not going to read
anything directly from the page because it is a private
account trying to be you know, girls girl, But I'm

(39:05):
going to tell you the kind of stuff that goes
on in there. So a lot of times it's like
a dog the most picture of this guy and just
put does he belong to anyone? Which always makes me laugh.
But like usually it's any tea, any red flags you
know about so and so, or they'll drop the last
four digits of a guy's phone number to see how
many other chicks in the group he's talking to, so

(39:27):
you can like confirm if you're the only one. And yes, Greg,
you can post screenshots Oka of them of sketchy conversations
he's had with you. Oh oh those are the best.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Now, point Greg, the reason that's something like that wouldn't
get flagged is because there these women I'm sure are
very protective about who gets left left in the group
or let in the groom.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, so I just play some spots they get they
vet the members.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Because yeah, like, if I'm a guy and I wanted
to get one of these women only don't date him groups,
I would have to number one fit, create a fake
Facebook page, then create a whole list stuff history for
that and have years of history, and like, guys don't
care that much. Yeah, that's probably true.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Now I'm thinking of like, okay, yeah, the dudes in there,
like they they're scumbags and they suck. But also, isn't
the women that are part of this group just as
toxic if they want to be part of something like this.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Well, they're just checking to see because they're you know,
they're out in these streets trying to date.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Yeah, but once you check on one guy, why are
you still part of the group?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Well, because it's fun exactly married in a minute, because
I just want to.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Hear the quite honestly, I would be interested to see
what would be in there. It's just a fun gossip.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
And I don't think you guys will be surprised to
hear that a lot of these girls are getting straight
up catfished, Like, oh my god, Like, this guy's been
posted a million times. Do a reverse Google search. He
comes up on. You know, he's some Dutch model or
a big one. Now AI, Like, this guy seems too
good to be true, Like and he's clearly fake.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
And he needs money for a.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Girl. This is not even a human, Like good lucks
going on a day with him. This is a picture
of a human. There's a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
You get that.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Uh, I'm surprised. That's like that should be the obvious,
that should be surface level. Yes, oh, this guy again
like a Dutch model, whatever, football player, Olympic athlete, et cetera.
That's that should be obvious. They should be reserved for
I live in this city. Here's a dude clearly from
this city. Yeah, he might be a skis ball what
do you know?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, And that's kind of that's how it started at least,
and that's what it's supposed to be. And some guys
will just tell. Some girls will just tell you like,
he looks cute, have fun, you know, like there it's
just it's yes, pretty girl, and neslie like I don't
have any dirt on this guy. And then others will
just tell, oh my god, like eighteen paragraph sagas of
how he done did her wrong?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Now that was well, women love to do that.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
But here's the thing, sebas and menace. A lot of
these girls will turn on those girls and be like,
sounds like you're your standards are crazy, sounds like this
is a you problem. So they will turn on each other.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
That's so odd for women to do that.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Well, here's like I said, I can't read. I'm not
going to read directly from the site. But here's a
couple examples that absolutely rule this. One girl said she
dated a guy for two years and then they split
up for a few weeks, and she's trying to figure
out if he should if she should take him back
because he's like, you know, coming back, crawling back, and
she just wants some advice. And everybody waited in one

(42:28):
comment or said to her, Okay, I have to reword
this a little because the way she said it was
way more direct. But it was do you take crap
out of the toilet and then put it back up
where it came from? No, then why are you taking
back your ex I.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Mean flawless analogy.

Speaker 10 (42:44):
Yeah, and then there's just just screenshots of dudes that
are like, you know, I'm so uh you know, ready
right now, and the girl's like, I'm not interested in
that kind of talk.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
He's like, okay, well you're a fat pitch.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
That's a classic thing, Like tell me, is there any
guy that's ever worked for That's a great question. But
I think it's more it's guys just just expressing their
ego's very.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Exactly, like, what are the odds that someone's gonna be like,
oh really?

Speaker 17 (43:16):
You up?

Speaker 16 (43:16):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
So a lot of those I know that's what you
want me to say, and it totally works both ways. Yeah,
men are exactly the same as women.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Ladies and ladies only if you're interested. That's a pretty
decent account to join.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Okay, okay, could you give you some of the exact
names of these things? Oh what do you mean the
exact names of the.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Sorry I thought I said that, are we dating the
same guy?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I just stick with the O G I'm not trying
to start drama.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
But are there? Are we dating the same guy for Houston?

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Said, there's different different.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Okay, and you have to accept it.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Correct.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
It's like Facebook marketplace, but.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Right, okay, that's nice. Along these lines, Sea Bass is
going to provide a PSA for the world dating profile
does and don'ts because he knows what's up with that.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Can I ask you another question?

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Do you hate it when you feel like you got
a bad haircut but then everyone says, oh, your hair
looks really nice. Did you get a haircut? And then
they keep on complimenting you about it because like my
last haircut, I feel got cut like way too short.
Oh and you know I could be part of, like,
you know, a lesbian biker game. But like, it's just

(44:39):
I hate when you get complimenting. You're like, no, it's
it's not.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
You're not supposed to think, yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 12 (44:45):
I know.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
I mean because you're obsessed with haircuts.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I am in a perfect world, once a week I
would get a haircut.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I would love to do that, but I don't want
to bother Mario that much. He cuts my hair and
every time I need a haircut, I is it okay
if you give me a haircut today?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Have you ever now this is for both of you.
One it just goes to a you know, barber shop,
I assume, yeah, and one has their Do you ever
get to a point where it's like, oh, this isn't
going well and you say something like if you didn't like.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
Your head or but that's what if it's like too long,
then you can say something but the screen it's too late.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, but you know me, Gina, No, I just good.
I love it and in my head I'll exit at
home somehow I'll just style it differently.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Yeah, but I'm sure that happens with outfits too, like oh,
like somebody will compliment you all day, like, oh, the
alpha looks great.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
You know No, I'm pretty easily led. So if somebody
likes it, I'll be like, oh, I guess I was wrong.
I guess it's a good outfit.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
No, trust your god, it looks terrible.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Sometimes it feels like they're saying they like it just
because it's different, and they don't.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
There's nothing I don't know to say.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Now that's a choice.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Not good at all.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
But yeah, luckily my hair grows really quickly, so it's
going back a little bit.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
But men's for whatever it's worth. I don't remember you
having a bad haircut never ever. Ever, it wasn't like
whatever haircut you're referring to. It's not jumping out too short.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Man, you sure hate it.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I think your hair is your I was going to
say your best quality. That would be pretty bad. I
think is one of your good qualities. And Greg, I
love your hair. I have hair envy because whatever you
do to it, it always looks kind.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Of well, imagine what it looks like below the belt.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Right, what does that hair look like?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
That's a thicket.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Sea Bass has some dating profiles, do's and don'ts coming
up for your hair on the Woody Show show. We
are back on your Friday morning Woody Show, and I
think we all agree that Sea Bass is a modern
day saint.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Oh yeah, he.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Gives, he gives, He gives, he gives.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
That's meaning a life to make everybody else that is riier.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Exactly exactly. Now you're going to give us some do's
and don'ts.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yeah, we've talked a lot about how what guys do
wrong online and on dating profiles and that list is extensive. Yeah,
it's extensive, and it's all accurate, and it's all well deserved. However,
that does not mean that women do not have their
own problems that can be addressed. And there are the
classic ones that you always hear about. But I still

(47:18):
see all the time, like group photos. Yeah, which it's
so there's so many apps these days. We get a
little smiley face over somebody or blur out or whatever.
But I'll still see there's six girls and guess what.
I always play a little game. The one whose profile
it is is always the worst looking in the group.
I don't know if the girls are doing that on purpose.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Oh, that seems like a bad idea, that didn't help you.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Seem like they would do it the other way around, right,
But look at me compared to them.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Ninety plus percent of the time, they are the worst one.
Even if it's two, three, ten, whatever, they have the
worst one.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
In the group.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
And you see, but you see that that's a that's
a general piece of advice. But again, people are still
doing it. So and you need to bears being repeated.
Ladies Again, guys are gross. They don't care, They're like,
why are you trying to.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
You're just giving them more options with more friends.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, exactly. Uh, that's a big one. The other one
that I've that I'm seeing a lot is women who
post photos that they love of themselves, but it does
nothing for the guy. And look, guys do this too.
The classic example is the fishing fish. Yeah, I see guys.
Gurls don't care that you caught a fish.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Quite the opposite.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
But women have a similar thing they do where they
post a photo they get You never see those and
maybe menace you probably know best of all people, those
big bouquets of flowers that are like there, like three
dozen roses and they're so perfectly arranged. Is there a
name for.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
That, I should know, gigantic bouquet.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Yeah, but it's perfect, right, and it's so perfect anyway.
But girls love posting because they like it and their
girlfriends like it. But all it tells a guy is
some guy, you right, yeah, somebody? Well number one, it
tells them that you're expensive, which you might say, I'm
trying to weed out the poor guys. I get that,
but now I think it's that. And they post themselves
with like a little tiny like deserted, a nice restaurant

(49:10):
with a little flat with a little candle, looking yeah,
looking cute, like I know you like that photo and
your girlfriends like that photo, but it does nothing for guys.
It just shows it quite frankly, you're possibly high maintenance.
But the number one thing, the reason I bring this
up is there's a new trend that I've noticed that
he is awful and it is the I'm writing. I'm

(49:31):
Maya Angelou. I'm writing a poem in my description. What
I'll give you an example from Dina and the prompt
is teach me something about blanklet like and she says,
a concept that made you pause, reframe, or rethink things
out the brain energy or something you'd casually share that

(49:54):
makes me smile, pause and think about it all day.
Are you writing captures? Like are you trying to write
mark greeting cars?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
You guys remember the J. Peterman catalog. That's what this is.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Like, Yeah, it's like, it's it's not so smart. People
thinking they're being poem.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Post stood out on the balcony and wondered about sombrero.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Here's another one. This is from Galia. She says, this
year I want to blank like black elevate areas in romance,
career and wellness. Uh huh, find a best friend and
a partner, achieve an accolade, its continue learning new things
around health and wellness. What kind of like qwief dudes
are they trying to?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Like, I was thinking, like, who is going to respond
to that? It's to be kind of guy that you
probably don't want to meet.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Well, Yeah, and it sounds like she's looking for a
new girl bestie or.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
She's writing a resume. This is all overwritten garbage like, oh,
this is a combination again of poetry and management talk.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, the guy that would respond to that has a
man bun yes, right, belongs.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
To a co op ye some like yoga spiritual retreat.
And here's here's another version of this. This is from
low is They they write a version of these over
overwritten poetic like trying to make a fun Instagram caption.
But again, this is how stupid people think. Smart people
talk and then but they say things that are that
no guy could argue with. So green flags I look
for in a guy, blank like like kindness, curiosity, integrity, humor,

(51:20):
and openness are my big green flags.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Obvious.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Ah, everyone, it sounds stupid. You sound like you're trying
to be important. But number two, that's just the basics.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I was gonna say. Isn't it just like saying I
would like to meet somebody who isn't mean to me obviously,
Oh God, I want you to be kind and pleasant
to be around.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
And she continues, by the way, so is a commitment
to mindfulness and growth, whether through therapy, there you go, meditation,
or movement. It helps us feel grounded, connected and alive.
But it's weird they always say that, but then the
guys that they end up with are not that. I argue,
nobody is that.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Nobody talks like that. Yeah. True, And I would put
the word grounded in the same category as empowerment. It
sounds pa but it means almost nothing, which is.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
People say, stee best, you hate slang and like stupid
word greg just now that I hate words that are
just genericans.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I feel empowered to do fill in the blanks.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Not that you need any more on your plate right now,
but I'm wondering if you could you could be hired
for women to basically give you their bio and then
translate it into something a man would actually be interested.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
You know, I I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
But wouldn't they hate that?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Probably? But don't they want a man?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Here's the problem is, guys. All I'm saying is that
guys will see that stupidity and that overwritten nonsense and
they just don't care if you're like you're But but
I guess my main point about this is you're just
wasting your time. I mean, you're turning off the super
cool guys like myself obviously, the ones that are actually noticing.

(53:02):
The guys who are actually reading this, you're turning them
off because they're like, Oh, this dumb bitch thinks she's
like sh she thinks she's again, she thinks she's clever,
but she's not. She's she's like an hr person writing something.
And then there's me heads that are not reading anything there,
which is, by the way, ninety nine percent of the
dudes on these things.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yeah, that's so funny because girls be reading that stuff.
So it's so funny how you don't even notice that.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Go back to my original point is do women when
you write stupid stuff like that, and there's thousands of
these examples, do you think that's what a guy wants
to read? Or is that what you want to write,
you're hoping to attract. That's what you want to read
about yourself, right, But but again, no one talks like this.
Here's one from a girl I recently discovered blank blank blank.

(53:46):
I have clarity about what I want. Do you need
and desire a relationship? I value health, abundance, peace and devotion.
If you have emotional intelligence, empathy and humor, hate you.
This is like every person who goes to Burning Man.
It's like a it's it's a one oh five I qya.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
So basically, what you're saying is they're going to track
one night stands that just goes some hard.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Nobody wants to put up with this long term. But
what I'm actually saying is you're not attracting anything. You're
not filtering anything because guys don't care. All you're doing
is sounding like an idiot.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
And do you and do you swipe on these ladies?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
I swipe left, because yeah, this is I know you.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Don't want these ladies because they're hot.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Yeah, they'd have to be so hot. Yeah, Because this
is just this is again, this is this is someone
who because when I talked to this girl, she's not
going to talk like that. So it's just a waste.
You're wasting your time and your energy when you could
be telling me something about your actual personality, even a
real generic nothingness.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
It's two different worlds. But to be fair or at
least impartial, when you're writing almost anything, you're writing in
a different way than the way you would speak. If
I'm if I have a complaint about something I'm and
I'm writing a letter to something.

Speaker 9 (55:04):
Do you matter right?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I purchased such and such. I would never say purchased
In real life, I would say I bought a couch.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
No, that's a great point.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
So when you're writing a profile, shouldn't you put effort
into writing the profile?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
I would say, put effort into being way more concise.
Women like we were talking about with Gina and these
these they love to go on and on and on,
and I'm like, here's what I'm convinced that blank blank black.
Life's greatest joy comes from sharing with someone who truly
understanding and supportful, meaningful collection we wrote together inspire each
other to build a future full of live read that
far exactly. Give me something funny, you give me like

(55:39):
a one sentence.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
That's the one I totally agreed with right there.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
That was sweet.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
But do you think like this Greg kind of.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Craig's not the right audience.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
But even even if you did, the point is is
that anyone reading it on the other end, if they
did care, would go like, oh, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 8 (55:56):
I'm nice, I'm all of these.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Things, And to that point, just screen out anybody.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Right, because it's so vague and generally, no.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
I don't feel I don't want to care about a
meaningful connection where we grow to yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
No, no, I just want one night's.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Those guys are still getting in your inbox, stupid.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
We are back here on the Woody Show and we
just dipped into the fabulous prizes from Morgan's t or p.
Oh my god, there's this one chip. Is it lays
Brand I believe Chinese lace, And it's called numb and spicy.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Numb and spicy I won't.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Even try it's both. It's so it's weird.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
It smells, like we said, like a like the garbage
behind an old natural food.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, mixed with algae and mustard.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
It hurts so bad. But it's one of these things
where the aftertaste gets weaponized and it gets even worse
as you let.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
It l Yeah. And then there's the Italian red meat flavor,
which at first I thought they were pretty good, but
then I waited about three or four minutes between chips,
and then on the second go around, but not terrible.
We tried terrible, We did try.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Morgan Woody and Jeff g are back on Monday. Normally
jeffg would be given US sports right now, but in
sports adjacent news, the Dodgers became the first MLB team
to gross over a billion dollars in revenue last year.
Date's gross, of course, that's according to ESPN, and it's
because of one man.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Want to guess who oh does his name start with.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yes, that's correct, show Hey Otani. He earns one hundred
million a year off the field, off the field from
sponsorships and ads. He signed a ten year, seven hundred
million dollar contract right before the twenty twenty four season,
and he's making two million a year from it until
the final year after deferring six hundred and eighty million
bucks to the end of the contract.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
So oh, that news.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
That's not the news. But ESPN describes the Dodgers as
a show. Hey Otani shell corporation, all the tourists, business
opportunities and merchandise sales that they've brought in after signing Otani.
And it's estimated that the Dodgers will gross over a
billion again.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yes, right, this goes back to the old Bobby Bonia think.
You're like, oh, the Mets are so stupid for paying
Bobby Bonia a million dollars. No, no, no, no no, they it's
generated so much and they's putting it on basically layaway
interest on it exactly. So it's not a.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Bad but like Spider Man made a billion dollars in
a weekend to do that show.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Hey, yeah, well I don't know if if he can
do spider Man show. Hey, spider Man, everyone spider Man.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Speaking of show, Ay, I have this podcast recommendation. I'm
completely caught up on. I've listened to all five episodes
so far. It's unbelievable. It's called The Betrayal of Show.
Hey O Tani. It's put out by ESPN and ESPN
investigative reporter Tisha Thompson. It's so good. It's obviously it's
about the betting scandal he got wrapped up in with
his bestie and interpreter. You pay Misahara and you think

(58:46):
you know what happened.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
I don't, actually, okay, I also know.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Everybody, Okay, I just want to address this for people
who are like eh, I already know. They addressed the
theory that Epay is taking the fall for show hey
right away, so it's super in interesting. They kind of
they talk about that, they get that out of the way,
they talk to they talk to the bookie that got
caught up in this, so many others. It's got sports,
it's got true crime.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
I would love to know that.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
It is unbelievable. I cannot wait for the next episode.
It's they have betrayal of showani.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Real Housewives references. Are you wait?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
There's a okay you do actually because the bookie's best
friend is one of the dating husbands, you have a
feeling that you might actually that's.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
So it is really unbelievable. Tisha Thompson is an unbelievable reporter.
I couldn't do what she does. She's really mean to
these guys and really straightforward. I'd be like, oh no,
it's fine. She holds their feet to the fire. So
definitely check it out one more time. The title the
betrayal of show. Heo Tani.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Okay, that's great. A Friday morning woodie show, even.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
The best kind.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
And it's a big, big day for Morgan. Morgan, I
gotta give you some crap. You're jealous of me, that
first raging jealous. You're off to Japan to see your man. Yeah,
you've known about this for about a week about he
did special shopping for it. You leave in a matter
of hours, correct, and you haven't packed yet? What the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
But I haven't physically everything in the suitcase.

Speaker 12 (01:00:28):
No, this is what I do every time, Like if
I have a flight after work for whatever, I will
stay up all night like I did last night, you know,
throw things in a suitcase, and then I don't the
adrenaline of like will I make it? I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
There's something wrong with me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
This is a good way to lose a man, by
the way, Yeah, yeah, you have to go first class
and you can't, like you can't get the crap together. Yeah, exactly, I.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Always have my crap together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
He doesn't have to know this part.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
He doesn't have to listen to you haven't.

Speaker 12 (01:01:01):
However, I my system is I've never missed a flight.
I always get, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Tell you, do you know what you're gonna do? You
know what you're gonna wear on the flight, because remember
this was a big topic of conversation.

Speaker 12 (01:01:11):
Uh yeah, I think I'm just gonna wear a pair
of sweatpants and like the tank.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Top Okayan top.

Speaker 12 (01:01:16):
Well, okay, Sammy just flew first class and she says
she wore sweats, she laid.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Down, but she's white trash.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
They were cute, way more white.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Okay, that's true. But number one, thank you, number.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
One, you're faking the first clash. She'll have a blanket
and others.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Are you worried more? Seabasts about when she lands or
being on the actual plate.

Speaker 12 (01:01:40):
Again, I'm gonna have a change of clothes before I
get off the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Okay, that's that's that's a good start. But again the
point being, you are representing eure up in America to Japan.
And I always said about Japan clean kind, fashionable, freaking fashionable,
not just not trash. You know people people are dressed
like they are not going to a sleepover, essentially.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
But yours are nice and you're well, here's you present
them well?

Speaker 12 (01:02:06):
SeaBus I could show you a picture of a Hawk
girl or any girl right in a cute pair of sweatpants,
you know, her boobies.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Propped up and a tata.

Speaker 12 (01:02:15):
Cute jewelry, and you'd be like, oh, she looks good.
So like, I don't get the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
It's not about looking good or hot, it's about looking
respectful to the people of Japan. Well, I'm just.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Last person exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Well, then then you're just perpetrating the stereotype and doing
exactly what I don't want to have happened to my
great friends in Japan.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
They're not gonna lessen anymore, exactly. They're already limiting the
amount of people going in on your plate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
You don't need to worry about representing all of them.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
I'm not the first white trash bitch to go to Japan.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
So that's exactly the problem right there, is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I didn't lashing out being accurate by the Let's talk
about some fun stuff. Yeah, yeah, what to do?

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Uh we land.

Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
I just found out what hotel will be it and
it's really really nice. Oh my gosh, the bat girl.
So and then we're gonna go to dinner with the team.
And that's all I know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Okay, and you have an extra outfit obviously for that.

Speaker 12 (01:03:11):
Oh, I have in my mind mentally, I have seven
pairs of shoes I'm taking.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
I have You're gonna be there for like five days?

Speaker 12 (01:03:18):
Yeah, okay, you know, chets of heels, shoes for walking. Yeah,
and then yeah, I'm taking tons outfits. That's my problem
with packing is I don't have like, Okay, this is
what I'm wearing today and tomorrow and Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I need to know what you know, you gone vibes.

Speaker 12 (01:03:35):
I take tons of stuff and then whatever looks hottest
that day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Though I get that you would not understand that. Guys, Okay,
the guys don't care if you have if it's brown heels,
black heels, tan heels like what I know girls do.
But why but you shouldn't do? Is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
No, No, the other girls will judge her.

Speaker 12 (01:03:52):
It's not for him, it's not for other girls. It's because,
like Greg said, the meaning of life, it's to be
esthetically pleasing.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
I want to like my outfit. I want to feel
good in it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
M hm and right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
It's not every decision she makes is will guys like this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Just how the people I'm saying is one pair of
black heels should cover all.

Speaker 12 (01:04:10):
Of that, And I'm not even taking a pair of
black heels, So take that pair of I'm taking new heels.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
I'm taking some what are they called the kitten heels that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Are really hot right now.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
They kind of look like flip flops. I'm just doing
this a pissy of.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
What you're taking kitten heel flip flops? They're heels, okay,
it with the split toe.

Speaker 12 (01:04:30):
And then I'm taking some new Balances and some Adidas.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
And then I got some Chanel flats.

Speaker 12 (01:04:36):
No, not Chanelle, but they're a different brand. But what
are they're like the Adidas. There's a name for him, yes, Sambas.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Yeah, well that's good. Yeah, well I mean Sambas.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
They're super hot right now and they fit the vibe
of a japan So that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
So any other questions, Well, again, Gina, when you looked
up appropriate things for a Japanese flight first class, you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Can wear a sweatsuit as long as you have a
really lovely trench coat over it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
Yeah wait, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Yeah that looks put more put together. But yeah, a
lot of it was like pantsuits. But I don't see
Morgan Rock in a pantsuit. Yeah, that's appropriate. Also, it's
balls hot and it's humid.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
So there's that. My friends are there right now, and
they said the vending machine food is the best vending masue,
like frozen melon.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
And like you even go to like subway stop like
they will have a little Marcus, you have the best
food that you've ever had in your life. And you're
like three floors down in the subway and even.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
The seven eleven has bidet. So if you need to
freshen up on Ago, you'll be okay.

Speaker 12 (01:05:43):
And I got poopery because last time I was freaking out.
Oh my god, where am I gonna poop?

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
And the lobby Oh no no, Yeah, you go down
a lobby that's a lobby in a bush.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
You don't like poop with the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Everything's in English, and you're in a high end hotel
with American stuf there they'll help you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
All the signs have Japanese anglers in Tokyo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
It's very easy, good nice.

Speaker 13 (01:06:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
You probably just should need for five days.

Speaker 12 (01:06:07):
Oh I haven't and I'm not going to, which it
sucks because I want it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
I'm flying first class. Have I mentioned that, and I
want to drink.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
You know, no, don't drink on face.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
But I'm not going on the way back.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Are you going to do a skincare routine on the plane?

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
I do? My friend hugs me up with this whole set.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
She's ready, She's good.

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
I'm ready. So see if I suck.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
It flying without drinking, she was like a nightmare.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Even when it's free, Like I'm wasting her. I'm wasting
his money.

Speaker 12 (01:06:34):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Well, when you land, god forbid you text me and
let me know you landed safe.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Do you have an m already installed?

Speaker 15 (01:06:41):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
I looked into that. I'm just going to use WhatsApp.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
I'm not on Wi Fi.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
You mean, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Is not to like text them, is to like have service.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Listen, I'm lucky I got my passport.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
She doesn't. Yeah what currently spectrum? Oh yeah, I was like, yeah,
T Mobile, you'll be fine phones. Yeah they do. I
know that. Yeah. So you're not getting that text greg, Okay,
well you're gonna get it on WhatsApp.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
Okay, yeah, WHATSAPPT just that Starbucks I told you to
go to put you in the center of everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
I'm sure, the hotel will have wife.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
You'll figure it out. Figure it out, have a great time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
We'll be right back. And we're back already on the
Woody Show of Friday Morning, August the seventh, Greg Menace, Gina, Sammy,
Sea Bass, Sport Bond, Menji Morgan, everybody but Woody and
Jeff g They're going to be back on Monday. Right now,

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I'm a little bit sus but Sea Bass says he's
got some Dugan News. Yea special edition.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
There's an emergency special edition of Dugan News. And I
imagine this would have come across your desk as well.
But John Barenthal, he is the he's a pun of sure,
he's been. It was came out. He's the walking Dead
was kind of his big first mainstream things and a
thousand different things. Well, he has an interview this week.
A bunch of headlines about John Bereenthal defending pit bulls.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Excellent.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Now this is actually an older interview, but I guess
the reason it came out is because the Howard Durn
channel published it this week on their YouTube channel. But
here is John talking about his three dugans.

Speaker 15 (01:08:17):
My dogs are the greatest and they're they're the myth
of the pit bull is a lot of pop.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
You got to stop that. Pit Bulls don't attack. It's
just racism. It's just dog racism. If a pit bull
bites you, it's going to suck. You know.

Speaker 15 (01:08:30):
They're no more likely to bite you than a chihuahu
or any other breeded dog.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
So it probably has more to do with who owns
them and how they were trained.

Speaker 15 (01:08:37):
Yeah, I think that a lot of knuckleheads, unfortunately, are
attracted to that breeded dog. And to me, you know,
when I see some wanna be gangster getting pulled down
the Venice Beach by his pit bull, and I'm like,
you feed that he's pulling you down there?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
You know, to me, that's not manly or strong at all.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
You know, I think you got to train your dog.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Okay, he's right, That's what I've been saying. And I
remember seeing this quote this week and and reading it
and agreeing with it. I didn't realize it was him
who said it right, right, But he's totally right. It's
the owner that it's not just the breed. I told you,
and you refuse to listen. I know two people in
my past that were literally mauled like their faces got bitten,
and they were both cases Cocker spaniels. I got bitten

(01:09:19):
in the nose by a Chihuahua, and I got bitten
in the scrotum by an Australian sheep dogs or an
Australian shepherd.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Again, all these anecdotes are wonderful, but they don't have
they don't address.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
So you said this was a special edition that I
would not be expecting, and now you're just going down
the same breedist and let's face it, dog racist.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Man, dog racism. I shouldn't make the argument because Greg's
not going to listen to me. And that's even though
I might be a thousand percent right, He's not going
to listen to me. However, this also came out this
week in response. There's a guy, a dog trainer named
Sotny Dennis. He has he's been doing this for forty years.
He has a big farm in Kentucky. He takes a genie.
You might send your little dog to him. Oh, he

(01:09:59):
takes a twenty eight day boardings little pip. Yeah, he's
trained thousands of dogs, knows more than any everybody in
this room, times one hundred. He knows exactly what's going on.
And he's trained a lot of pit bulls. He turned
a lot of problematic pit bulls that have biting other issues.
And this is a video this again made the round
this week thanks to John Barenthal and where he's he's
got a pit on his little like obstacle course that

(01:10:20):
he trains him.

Speaker 16 (01:10:21):
On dable and he brings this up Max, about a
five and a half month old pit bull mix. We
won't talk so much about pit bulls exactly. We'll just
talk about big square headed dogs because all of the
big square headed dogs kind of have at some point
in their origin story ancestors who were bred to fight
other dogs, or fight game animals, or engage in some
other type of exhibitionary violence.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Oh, it's in their blood.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Because Stony's heard all the all the rebuttals he's heard, Oh,
pit bulls aren't the nanny dock. No they are not.
They were bred to fight bulls as in cows in pits.
That's where their name came from. Again, as he said,
and he said, I don't want to hear about well,
and he's also addressed there, I don't hear well, that's
not technically a pit bull this is that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
He also addressed that pit bull is not technically a breed, right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
But he said description and he's bucket headed, right. But
he says like he says, I know it when I
see it. I deal with him all the time. So
forget that. I'm talking about big, big, squareheaded him. Well,
and he cuts to the chase here, Yes, it is
the breed.

Speaker 16 (01:11:20):
Okay, it might not be the specific breed that follows
the bloodlines as they're outlined in the breed registries, but
it's the type, and we all know the type. It's
like the Supreme Court talks about pornography. You know what
when you see it, I know a pit bull mixed
when I see him.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
So he addresses it. He says like, yeah, he's because
I hear that too. He's like, well, actually that's not
a real one. Blah blah blah, because you'll se that
under under like every every headline about pitbull, Mall's toddler.
Well that's not actually a pit bull. That's a bla
b dude. No, non't forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
I know the type. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
I've been doing this again thousands of times. And he says,
it's that they're bred like this and this is the reality.

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
Listen.

Speaker 16 (01:11:55):
I got a lot of buddies that like this kind
of dog, and they really generally don't have any problems
with them because they never forget what kind of dog
they are and they manage them in a way that's
appropriate for the type. But somebody just sent me a
news story where lady had a dog like this and
killed her baby, and she was there, she watched it happen,
and she couldn't control the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Okay, probably, But again, here's the thing, is that that
goes to Doberman's are not that that's a thinner headed dog.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
That's true, they're not bucket heeaded.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
But no, but I'm saying I'm sure do again, that
is the That is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
The cherry picking fallacy that Greg is employing right now.
When you look at the number of deaths by breed
and breed type each year, pit bulls, dwarf, dwarf, so
every combined.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
I'm not disagreeing with the data. What can I say.
I've had two pit bulls, both one of them was
more aggressive than the other. The one I currently have
is the sweetest dog on the She's so sweet. I
don't understand what your endgame is like you've pointed out
the data find the the most dangerous breed of all time, past, present,

(01:13:02):
in future. They are a danger to the world. What
else do you want to add to that? Mine rules
and a lot of people I.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Don't have to add anything too.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
That's a fact.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
I'm just giving an I don't understand what your purpose is.

Speaker 16 (01:13:16):
Stony, You'll tell you people will get a dog like this,
and they'll be like, well, if you train it right
or if you raise it right, then it won't do
that kind of stuff. That's not necessarily true, number one.
But then number two, most people that have dogs, they
don't really do that good a job of training them.
So when you have these kind of dogs and they're
running around killing your neighbor's dogs, they're they're they're biting
a mailman, they're killing babies, you just have to accept

(01:13:37):
the fact that, like, people don't need to have this
kind of dog really because most of the time they're
not going to learn to train them right, they're going
to learn to manage them right, and a lot of
times they're just going to literally lack the physical capacity
to manage the dog if it doesn't want to be managed.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
So what does this guy I want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Just like you could say cherry picking for the eighteenth time,
what he just said could happen with any dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
And like what he say he said, it's the trainer.
It's like you know Seeson Milons there says I I
rehabilitate dogs. I train people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
What he's say and what he's saying, this dog is
so dangerous that it should not be that when it
does get loose, unlike a Chihuahua or a chod Cocker spaniel,
it severe death, severe mauling occurs. So and you can say,
well just train them, well, well, just it doesn't work
because anybody, anybody, any loser can go get a pit
bull and stony finishes up here.

Speaker 16 (01:14:29):
For normal people, these types of dogs are very dangerous
and the negative externalities related to owning this type of dogs,
in my opinion, is not fair to externalize that type
of risk onto your neighbors.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
So that's his answer. He's saying that like the average
person cannot and should not own a pit bull because
they are too dangerous and too violent. And this guy
knows because he's seen thousands of them. So this guy
wants to just.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Arat So what's the endgame here, and what is your
end game?

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I would say mine, and I think Stoney would agree
to me, would say, we do what many countries have
done and heavily restrict or band pitbulls. Now doesn't mean
you have to go out and euthanize them all, but
just stop breeding them, and you don't allow breeding except
by very very specialized professionals like Stoney here. Well, I
know there's areas in like Denver where they don't even
allow them in certain agree and many countries have this problem.

(01:15:15):
So Greg, I knew you were I know you wouldn't
listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
But this is a guy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
This is a segment that he would like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
I know first of all, mega liars, nuclear liar. This
is going to be a special edition. And I said,
oh good, here we go again. Breeds breed Us Britius. No, no, no,
it's not going to be liked at all. Trust me.
Why don't you believe me?

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
It's going to be great? Great, So I got brought it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Now it's now you're cherry picking. They're dangerous. I don't
know what you're endgame.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
I just told you what my own game was, ban
and slowly eliminated.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Okay, cool. Get working on that legislation.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Me and Sotny will. But okay, maybe this makes you
feel better, Greg, I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Don't need to feel better. I'm fine pointing out that
you're a nuclear liar.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
I mean these soothing sounds. I'm not Stony's, I'm not beaving.
Stony is not the soothing sounds of Sarah McLaughlin, who
animals YEA love her, sooth your and she.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
This video shows a guy being mauled by two pitbulls.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
A pit bull goes on the attack in New Jersey
and chased down this little girl.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
The family who lives here says they've had the twelve
year old pit bull since it was a puppy haul
and trusted it around children, but today it attacked a
five year old boy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
What we've got both attacking a child whining a chat
around by our faith neighbors are attending to get the
dogs off.

Speaker 16 (01:16:35):
They have witnessed multiple pitfull attacks in the last year,
but since then, they claim not much has been done
to stop the dogs from possibly attacking again.

Speaker 13 (01:16:44):
An eleven year old boy was attacked by fetch pitbull
dog while he was playing at a box near his house.

Speaker 8 (01:16:50):
God a toddler is home recovering tonight. He needed more
than two hundred stitches after a.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Pit bull attack on Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Protect you, if you loved you, protect them.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
I feel better.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Again. I don't need to feel better. This texter said
it so well. Talk about cherry picking. When you include
half a dozen different breeds of dogs into one type
of dogs aka pitbull, let me finish. Of course, the
date is going to show that more people die because
of that type versus a type of from one specific breed,

(01:17:30):
And you're the one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
That's That's the point he addressed. He cut you off
on that point. He said, I know the pitbull and
pit bull mixed when I see them. They all have
these same traits, right, and that includes multiple types of dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Just the doverer man.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
He cut you. He cut this point out from under
you to begin with. And you're not paying attentions to No.

Speaker 14 (01:17:54):
I get what you say of gaslighting gods, the professional
they professional trainers, the guest lighter.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
And this text too. Agreed with Greg. What's the purpose
of this for me to say, Okay, I guess I'll
go home and kill my daughter. No, I just don't
get your end game. It's ponderous it's exhausting.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
To get because of which it circles back to the
original question. Then go work on the legislation and try
to eradicate the breed. I don't effing get it anything.
What is your purpose? Do you think that band pit
apparently for the.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
And you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
We need a break, good God, we need to play
the d u i Q and I'm literally seabst will
just take that segment over all right? Eight seven seven
four Woodie, if you want to play, I'm too exhausted
to even think about it. I don't even understand the point,
but I do understand the d u i Q. Eight
seven seven. We are back here on the Woody Show,

(01:18:58):
and every Friday morning we played duiq, and so we
handed over to Steve Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Yeah, I asked a very drunk person, very easy trivia questions,
and then you played the duiq. Not by guessing or
knowing the answer to the question. Everyone already knows the answer.
You play by guessing whether the drunk person one of
the answer and if you can guess correctly whether they
know two out of three times you went.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
And our contestant today is going to be Steven in
Long Beach, I do believe Steven. What's up?

Speaker 15 (01:19:26):
Hey?

Speaker 17 (01:19:27):
What else?

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Guys?

Speaker 16 (01:19:28):
What else?

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Stephen?

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Ryan?

Speaker 9 (01:19:32):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Thanks for asking Steven. You're very quick, you're very kind.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
It's very sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Ryan is our drunk subject. And to give you some
more info. And Ryan, I'm going to talk to him
in a moment and the rest of you all will
realize that Ryan is well. Maybe just give him a
minute when he answers things. Ryan, you're out with your friends.
Where'd they go?

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Good?

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
They're going this way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
But you're here by yourself, which is okay. Yeah, So
what if you had to drink this evening again? We
were talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
When I had a drink.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
Alcohol?

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
How much would you say?

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Beer? Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:20:07):
Yes, I mean yeah, beer? Probably one or two?

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Uh you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Just one or two?

Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
Maybe three or four?

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
A little bit of a delay.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Might be he's on satellite from the other side of
the world.

Speaker 13 (01:20:22):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
So that is Ryan there, and your first again, first
question will be uh given to you. But we're gonna
also play with Menace and Sammy here in studio because
it's always fun to hear what they think the right
answer is, even though even though they're not drunk. Here's
question number one for Ryan. What person is often called

(01:20:44):
r BG for short. Okay, Greg, you can't help them
by saying this is your hero and I know back tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
That's true, although I did just give some big hints
you did.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
I'm gonna say yes to Sammy, no to menace, and
no to the drunk Ryan.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
I am piggybacking on that. I say yes to the lady,
no to the gents.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
What about you, Stephen, I'm gonna agree to I'm gonna
say yes lady. You can just guess on menace and
save me for fun. First question menace?

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
What person is often called r b G for short
Ruth Beta Ginsburg hold.

Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
Beta Fish.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
I'll give it all right, So who she is? You know,
Stephen said, Ryan would not know, correct, let's find out questions.
It is often called RBG for short r b G.

Speaker 9 (01:21:56):
Gainesburg's you know what, Judges.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna hold that one as
a toss up. That was a maybe for gains Board
because the standard of they accept that on Jeopardy. No,
of course no.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
But it's the spirit of the game, not the letter
of the game.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
So yeah, we'll hold that as a maze if it
might be a tiebreaker if necessary. We now go to
question number two. Give me any example of a palindrome.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Don't define it. Give me an actual example.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Oh well then triple no, definitely right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
I mean I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
I might be team Sammy on this one. I might
say yes to Sammy, no to Menace and Ryan?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
All right, and Steven, what do you think? Will again?
Just just a guessing on Ryan? Will Ryan give an
example of a palindrome? Correctly?

Speaker 16 (01:22:52):
I know?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Not even question number one for Sammy. First, give me
any example of a palindrome?

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Race car?

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Oh, menace, space shuttle.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Launch, space shuttle launch.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Yeah, that changes Sammy. But now Sammy, Sammy was correct?
Can you explain? Explain Menace? Why was Sammy correct?

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
So sorry? I didn't have more faith than you said.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
How dare you? Why was Sammy correct?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Race car?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Because it was two words and one? Two words and one?
How because it was a description. How do we give
other examples? Have a race car and I have space shuttle?

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Can Greg and I go back and forth?

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
Give please?

Speaker 17 (01:23:45):
Hannah, Radar, Mom, Bob level Dad. I looked up race car.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Mom, Mom, Wow, it's also Bob. For folks who are listening,
Greg's doing that arrow right, arrow left.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Anyone say a man, a plant, canal, Panama?

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
No, Hannah, Hannah, cool keeping words. Look, so Bob, bob
this way, that way?

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Race car Let me see are A C E C
A R? Leave it there?

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
We will never know, but that's a point for our players.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Launch not quite a way.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Necessarily. We'll see, I'll tell you, we'll see. It depends
on what question three if he gets the tie breaker.
Here is question number three? Wait, wait, what was the Yeah,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
I thought we were going to revisit that as well.
Right word that is this the same when you spell
it forward and backwards? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
All right? Sorry, yea, I jumped I jumped ahead because
I know the answer. Here's the answer for question to
give me any example of a palindrome.

Speaker 9 (01:25:08):
Palin drome, like like a forward and backwards?

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Yes, what's an example of that?

Speaker 9 (01:25:14):
Why are you saying something and not giving me an
example of that?

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Is an example from you?

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
That's the question, you guys, example, What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
I don't know what to do with it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
It's just a bunch of half points.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Now would be considered slang, but it's also a pal Yeah, yeah,
thank you. Here's there's I love these long versions, like
like Gina said, with a man of plan a nut
for a jar of tuna. No one would say that.
That's not the point. The point is it's fun to

(01:25:48):
think of that because they're like little puzzles. A man
a planet can now paramak taco about you would use
taco cat.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Yeah, cat, that's a fun one.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Heard all right, So Steven, he has a point and
a half. Let's say question number three on the d U,
I Q, what is the title of the movie they
gave us the Minions? Okay, we just had it. We
had a new one of these recently. I know because
they had a Wendy's tie in pop culture.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Yeah, I have to think about that for one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Now, I wouldn't expect you to know because you don't
have kids.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
I definitely know it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
I can see it in my head. But yes to Madison, Sammy.
This Ryan guy doesn't even know up from down.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Parking.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I want to take a guess and what he's gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Oh, I know it now, I'm gonna say yes to
the medicine, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
No to Ryan, Well, Sammy's been on a hot streak.
I'm I think Sammy's gonna sweep. And let's get crazy.
Let's say triple yes for this.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
All right, Steven, do you think only our drunk rhyme?
Do you think Ryan will know the answer to this question?
Not dominions. I'm gonna say no, no, okay, this is
for the win. First, for menace. The question what is
the title of the movie that gave us the minions?

Speaker 15 (01:27:06):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Universal, that's the studio. Yeah, but I thought it started
I didn't. I have not seen one second of any
of those movies, so I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
All right, And Samuy, would you help them mount?

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
That would be despicable me?

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
That's correct.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
I thought it was like Universal's Despicable okay, featuring the
voice of Steve. Yeah, I haven't looked it up. That's
gotta be approaching like Shrek level because they've made so
many of those. They've always been off their insane It
makes so much money.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Can I give? Can I get He's gonna say something
like demandable me?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Well, Steve, and he said no, correct, yes, correct, No,
there we could be in confusing ourselves. But for the
win question answer three, what is the title of the
movie that gave us the minions.

Speaker 9 (01:27:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
That's a horrible movie.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
It was for kids, though, kids are you didn't even try?

Speaker 9 (01:28:02):
That is a winner for you. Yeah, that riot guy
was Oh that was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
I didn't even understand Stephen. That was a tough put
for you. So congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Uh menace. You want to do some more palindromes? Uh no,
just want please for me to come up with the one.
Uh nana.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
No, but I will give you the Indian bread. None,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
That's I mean this one. Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Ufo tofu. I don't like this game. Hurts my brain.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
It seems to make you sad.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
It does extra swept.

Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
I did a great job.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Sham we get it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Space Shuttle should have counted.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
That's how you do the d u i Q whatever
that was.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Yes, Woody Show Friday morning, we are back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
I have well, I have a big question for so
A very dear friend of mine who works in the
building on another station, he texted me. He just texted me.
It says, is this a cart narks special? I got
nabbed in the parking garage, Like, what is he talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
There are no carts in our parking garage.

Speaker 13 (01:29:28):
That's why I was confused. Well, it could be from
the Whole Food Yeah, I walked it across the street. Well,
somebody put this on his car. It's a big sign.
It has pictures of like a driver in a in
a you know driving you know, like in a little seat. Yeah,
and it says warning, this person is parked in the

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visitor area and they are not a visitor.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
They're a full time employee who is too lazy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
That does speak to cart, to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Park in an inappropriate to park in an appropriate space.
If they are this lazy and will lie about this,
what else will they lie about. Yeah, that's a good question, Seabas.
I mean this is kind of an impromptu hot seat.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Right right, right, Well, first off, I agree with the
sentiment of that is that it was not it was
a not a magnet or a stick or anything like that.
I think it's like a flyer, just a flyer, because
I mean I would have if it were me. Obviously
I use magnets. That's my that's my by trade. But no,
but I do agree with no, I did not, but
I do agree with the sentiment people be parking in

(01:30:32):
the visitors spot because and it and people and I
think it kind of started as many things did over
during the coronavirus times because we didn't have visitors in
the buildings. And so the way third folks wh don't
know the way our parking lot is laid out. The
first row is either open slash reserve seating a seating
parking see the reserve space for the very important people,
or just a couple of open spots. The second row
is and it's not it's not hard to see big

(01:30:55):
green v visitor. And the third row is open parking. Again,
so what you're supposed to do is if you get
or later in the day and when the first row
of good spots are taken, you just go to the
third row because we do have visitors during the day.
We have visards on the show. We've had people come
to this building who have I can't find any visitor
parking or the other three floors of parking.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
The visitor parking is a little redundant. It's not really
needed per se. The parking lot is huge.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Right, but I think what it does is greg if
I if I pulled into an office building that I've
never been before, and right up front, Yeah, I'd say okay,
because I would be afraid if I parked elsewhere, that's
parking in somebody's spot. I'm not supposed to be there.
So if there's a visitor, okay, I know that's where
I'm supposed to go. So I again, I fully agree
with this. Do we know that it's not from the building?

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
I fully doubt that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
What else are they lying about?

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Yeah, I would question the person's morals and character? Yeah,
I doubt it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
But when I used to work on a different station,
I would work at night, I would park anywhere. I
damn well please, I kind of do that at this state.
You know, it's like we we get up in the
middle of the night, like, who am I heard? Well,
that's it's not business hours, right. But I think the
thing is this guy if it is, oh, this is
business hours right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
And besides, by the way, we're here so early that
we don't need to worry about that because there are
plenty of open spots. And I agree with you, like,
and that goes back to the maybe the cardon ARCS
is and people are like you only care about the
rules now, I care about the consequences, Like Gina is saying,
if it's overnight, who cares. But if you're actively blocking
let's say the visitor parking, Yeah that is and just
because you're lazy. So it sounds like I wrote this.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
I mean this really all signs point to you, like
you might be convinced that you wrote that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
But I.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
Was just telling Greg that because I would get a
call because someone else is breaking the rules. Okay, this
reeks of you, it does, it does, But I was
telling Greg who else? But then that the the influence
of Carton arks is spreading. New York City just this
week started putting shame style stickers on people that don't
move for street cleaning. And it's it says, I can
pull it up right here, this vehicle, this vehicle Violet

(01:32:57):
nmyc street cleaning rules. As a result, it's street can
be properly cleaned, help keep streets save. So there are
very much there, very much following the Carton Arks shaming.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Oh good for them, but pretend they care about keeping
New York clean.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
But there is so much detail on this flyer. I mean,
there's tons of things. We will post it because on
the bottom there's a little meter, and on one side
there's a bunch of like men in suits looking toward
the meter with question marks. And on the other side
there's a bunch of men in suits looking toward me
to pointing their finger. There is a lot going on,
which makes me think that, like Sea Bass, you can
this is a safe space. You can tell us if

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you're playing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
It sounds like too much going on for Sea Bass,
though maybe you would streamline it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Yeah, because like, I'm very like the Cartonnark's magnets are
very like lazy bones on board, right, I don't remember like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
A jerk, You're not exclusive to magnets. You recently left
a coyote sign that was not a.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Magnet, that's true, And I have left artwork in the hallways, right,
but those are fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Like, I truly believe this is more than likely Sea Bass.
But the one thing that makes me think it is
not is I know who sent you this text. Why
would SeaBASS know what car? There's no way where he's parking.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Yeah, because if it is this person, they don't have
the same shift we do, so I would just not
cross paths with this person other than already in the building.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Okay, well, because it's an excuse, but.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
That was mega.

Speaker 15 (01:34:21):
Yeah, this is the Woody Showy Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
All right, We're back on the Woody Show on a
Friday morning, ripping all morning, long day. There was a
lot of debate behind the scenes whether we're going to
do fail stories or not. We are going to do
some failed stories for you on this Friday morning Woody Show. Okay,

(01:34:58):
we get the whole thing right, We're not going to
say today. Okay time, all right, Friday fail story. Let's
go exactly. Okay. So this guy, Ian Fister, basically found
out that place Fister with a party with a peister
like Pfizer. He found out that playing stupid games really
means winning stupid prizes. Ian is forty seven. He's one

(01:35:18):
of those First Amendment auditors who films people. He trash
talks them.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Yeah, tries to get them to respond all crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Yeah, some of them have good intentions, but this one
not so much. He tries to get reactions for viral
videos and social media money. But during one of those
confrontations outside of Michigan Meat Market, he took it a
bit far and ended up pepper spraying the business. Owner.
So he has now been convicted of assault and illegally
using pepper spray. Now he's spending thirty days in jail,
plus probation, a fine, and a court order to stay

(01:35:48):
away from the victim and his business. And with his
long criminal history, officials warned that if he keeps pushing
his luck, he's going to end up in jail for
a lot longer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
I can see jail, yeah, I can see him getting
sale prayed.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
He was like, nobody's reacting.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Let me bust out my bear spread.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Right, idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Also, this dude in Florida, Clifford Duval, he thought using
a medieval battle weapon was a good way to deal
with the repo man.

Speaker 9 (01:36:12):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
So his truck was getting repossessed, so instead of, you know,
just making a payment plan or taking the loss, he
grabbed a tomahawk jumped out, trying to scare off the workers.
Security cameras caught him waving the tomahawk, getting right up
near them and even hitting the tow cable. The repo
guy called the cops, and now Duval facing two felony

(01:36:33):
aggravated assault charges, a fifteen thousand dollars bond on each charge,
and a much bigger problem than just losing his truck,
you know, because yeah, right, when you use the legal strategy,
you can take my truck over my cold dead body,
it actually does not work. Keep that in mind.

Speaker 6 (01:36:51):
Look, mega fail, no idea, pay any payments, say it right,
but still have you seen this?

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Yeah? Also out of Florida, forty one year old man
Adam Santiago Lugo. He was he was just being silly.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
I love silly.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
He was allegedly standing in his driveway two in the
morning with binoculars and a laser pointer, and he repeatedly
aimed a green laser at a sheriff's helicopter that was
flying overhead. The laser reportedly messed with a pilot's vision,
so the helicopter crew used their infrared cameras to track
them down like something not a spy movie, right, So
when deputy showed up Adam lee, Adam allegedly resisted a

(01:37:27):
little before getting arrested, and his explanation was, I'm bored
and I'm just being silly. Unfortunately for him, the law
does not recognize I was bored and silly. That's a
valid excuse.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Let you goose fail on his.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Part as well. Sale This one I think is actually
pretty scary. Fifty one year old guy allegedly got into
a heated dispute with another group of lobster divers over
a fishing location. So, according to investigators, the argument took
a big turn when this dude, Michael Simpson, jumped into
the water and shut off the air supply system that

(01:38:07):
was keeping a diver from breathing underwater. God, the driver
got rescued, came back up. He was shaken and struggling
for air. Otherwise okay though, but still the dude turned
his air supply.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Off because because he stole his lobster.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Yeah, well his fishing spot. Oh so Simpson later turned
himself in and now he faces an attempted murder charge.
Dam well, because a lobster spot became serious enough to
risk it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
Is God, you know, I've done a lot of fishing
in my life, and people get very territory really about that.
Also surfers, oh that, surfers and fisher people.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
This is good to know because my kid is earning
his fishing merit badge right now. Scouts own nothing, so
now he's super into fishing and wants us to take him.
I I've been fishing. I don't know how to so
if I stand somewhere and we're told.

Speaker 9 (01:38:59):
Like like.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Tomahawk. Another scary one professional soccer player in Thailand in
the middle of a game when a monster nature just
decided to take over. They were playing the game in
the rain. But what they didn't realize it wasn't just rain.
It was a massive thunder and lightning storm and this
bolt of lightning hit the field set a bunch of
the players flying backwards. One of them wasn't so lucky though,

(01:39:28):
because he took all of that lightning strike, and his
teammates and coaches ran onto the field to try to
help them, but it was no use because he was megady.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Playing soccer.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Yeah. And then finally, a grandma in Australia not good.
She has been left disfigured after a hospital staff confused
her for another patient, so she was admitted to remove
a cancerous skin tag from her pelvic area. So they
called her in by her first name only, Deborah, and

(01:40:03):
she asked, did you mean to call my last name
as well? And they just said, oh, you'll do that
was their answer. So the woman sitting next to her
in the waiting room. By the way, she had mentioned
her name was also Deborah, but the nurse insisted we
got the right Deborah. So the procedure went on, and
when Deborah woke up, she had to use the bathroom,
but when she did, she started hemorrhaging everywhere, called the

(01:40:24):
nurse over. Nurse said that it was just part of
the operation, and that's when it hit her that they
gave her the wrong surgery. So instead of removing the
skin tag, they removed a large portion of her external genitalia.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Oh, this is like a laby ectomy's skin taga.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
And after she told the hospital what happened, she said
they allegedly discharged her without any real explanation. She said
that she has lost her confidence as a result, and
she's looking to sue the hospital for medical negligence.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
She's going to take it all from them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
The wrong Debora, the wrong flat, and the wrong flaps. Yeah,
they took way more than they promised they would. So
those are your Friday failed stories. Thank you for allowing
us on a Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Do you guys want to play a really quick game?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Okay, always so you know how it comes up on
the show a lot. The certain ways certain genres sort
of pander to their audience, bring up certain you know,
types of products and things just because they think that
that's what their audience is going to be super into. Well,
you know, I love the guys over it there, I
ruined it. I follow that account like crazy, and they
did a couple of not mashups, but montages of certain

(01:41:40):
words that appear most in certain songs. So I need
you to make two guesses. I want to know, first
of all, which type of car is the most mentioned
car in rap music? And when I say what type,
I mean brand or make brandt Escalate, Cadillac, Cadillact Okay,

(01:42:01):
Bugatti Cadillac of all timers recently, do we know just
in general of all time? This And just so you know,
this has been mentioned over thirty two hundred times in
different songs.

Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
Could be Lamborghini, No, Lamborghini.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Ross Bugti okay, Buggotty, I'm going Lamborghini, Okay, Lambo.

Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
Bentley could be there too, sticking with Cadillac Cadillac.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
And I'm going to have you make another guest while
we're at it, what type of car, what brand of
car is the most mentioned in country music?

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Chevy Chevy. I'll say four just for yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
Right, Minis.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
Yeah, I would have to say Chevy.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
All right. Your answer is for the most mentioned brand
of car in rap, and the most mentioned brand of
car and country music are this?

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Damn it, my gut was saying Mercedes.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Well that Ben said it old Yeah, I haven't heard
of Ben's reference in a long.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Time, overall in the whole over arching Yeah, in the
early days, Yeah, you're wrong. Yeah, if you take the
way back machine, Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Yeah, old school rap, I mean rappers would wear the
Mercedes logo on chains.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Like a pendant. Yeah, and I'm guessing that like Chevy
might rhyme more with more stuff than Ford. I don't know,
because it's like the f one fifty. You think it
is like the ultimate?

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
That's true. You could heavy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
Well, yeah, such such.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
A verseful word.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
I'm gonna need you to talk to your people and
find out what they love.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Listen because you love listening.

Speaker 17 (01:43:59):
Because great, this is the show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
I'll put this under the umbrella of unfinished business. Got
an update from Sea Bass. I got something about what
I'm going through, and then I know you do too, Genus,
So let's start with seb.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
Yeah, I told you that I was going to forward
my winner, my winning prize of one hundred dollars visa
gift card from Throat Goat Thursday. Oh yeah, yeah, to
the hottest girl that texted in to ourn and I
had the Throat Goat himself, Tyler going through and I
but this goes. There's a classic lesson to be learned
here that we people forget and we need to learn

(01:44:35):
again and again again. Pay attention to instructions. Yes, I said,
how am I going to know if you're hot or
not unless you have a public Instagram attention to instructions?
Be hot?

Speaker 15 (01:44:45):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
So for two things be hot, Yes, that's subjective. We'll
get to that in a minute. And number two have
a publicist. And three of these have private Instagram, so
you're automatically disqualified the rest of the one girl, Okay,
I'm gonna be nice. Hey, I'm a hot girl planning
a wedding. I can use one hundred dollars sure by definition?
Or not a hot girl because you're planning a wedding.
Mm hmm.

Speaker 16 (01:45:08):
It.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
But I had I had Tyler pick out a nice
young lady. Even though it is a modeling page, it
appears to be a real lady. It's not Ai, So
Tyler will be hitting up again. As I said, the
other prize is Tyler's in your d M. Nice, So
this girl will just use her first name, MRSA the
virus Mercia. Oh maybe it's Sadie. Okay, that's one of

(01:45:33):
those things where it has like there's like as a
bunch of little other words and conjunctions in it. She's
like that, Well that's a lots of name, but that's
also a name too. Okay, Well let's go with Sadie.
Tyler will be sliding into your d MS and he
will arrange via Menace, who is the generous one. I'm
being generous too. Yeah, but this money is coming from

(01:45:54):
Menace and I will read the address. But again, lesson learned,
and we talk about this whole time. Pay attention to
instrung people because they are like, why do I have
to bubble in this thing on the essay table. It
is following detailed instructions because that is important in life.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
It could have been one hundred dollars richer, but couldn't
be done.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
The thing I wanted to ask you guys is getting
my house repainted. Right, It's not done yet I need
that to be clear. It's not done yet, so it
doesn't look good yet because you got the windows taped up.
The windows haven't been done yet because those are gonna
get painted. Yeah, the sconces were removed. I don't know

(01:46:34):
what that is, but those are those lights that go
up against Yeah, the lights that go up next, you know,
they flank the garage, and those got removed so you
can paint, and then you put them back up so
it looks incomplete. It's tarped off. There's a lot of tools,
a lot of wood just lying around, a lot of
just general garbage everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
Ugh.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
The worst part my garbage cans. They had to be
pulled away from the house. Those are in the driveway.
Looks like a dump, right, Yes, So, even knowing it's
not done yet, the main part of the paint of
the face of the house is complete. And I've had
not one, not two, but three neighbors at the end
of the day when I'm out there kind of cleaning

(01:47:16):
up a bit, say oh, what's the final color going
to be?

Speaker 12 (01:47:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
And I'm like, it looks like that is it? That's
what I said to Mario. Do they think this is
the primer. It's not primer. It's the paint, but it's
not a complete picture yet. It's going to rule when
the trim is done. And no, it's like a whiteish color.
So I guess people think it's primer.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
It just sounds like they're a bunch of peasants with
no vision.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
I hope so, because now I'm having like mega not
buyer's remorse, but like choosers remorse, like anxiety, Yeah, paint anxiety.

Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
So will they trim be like a different color? Yes,
and they'll frame it better.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
It'll yes, exactly, so garage when ohs trim will all
be the trim color and be different than the body
of the house color. So I need I know three people.
So is that the final coll Like? Yeah, it is,
and it's awesome. It's just not done yet, you know

(01:48:18):
what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
I think that your baby's hair is gonna come in.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
It's kind of like when when Like when when when
a woman gets a hair cut and they put clips
in all these weird places. The process looks bad. Just
trust me, the rest will be good.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
I guess maybe I should have anxiety.

Speaker 5 (01:48:36):
Did you Greg, did you do like an AI image
of your house. So there's the question in your vision,
you've seen it. You don't worry about them.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Done multiple ai uh, all the renderings of every possibility.
This was not taken lightly by the means.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
Not only do I believe in you, but I believe
in Mars exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:48:58):
Mario.

Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
Just you're just to put like a blindfold on and
literally follow him. Right, So I think this is gonna
be fine. I think your neighbors have no vision.

Speaker 4 (01:49:06):
Okay, well shouldn't you respond to them be you know,
the two gay guys. If you're right, just fine, we're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
Right and you're welcome in advance for boosting property values.
Leave the clones.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
Okay, you'd be talking to neighbors like that though, Yeah,
oh we're buddies.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
Yeah, they'd be doing that all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
I just say, hi, oh my god, speaking of talking
to your neighbors, this is my big question. We took
a little pip out for a walk last night and
like just started like this impromptu block party with all
of our neighbors who've lived there for a million years,
a little bit older, like they're all like settled in
and Greg, you would love them. All the moms walk
around with like super tight at leisure and fully done

(01:49:50):
hair and makeup.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
I love tight clothing on.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
Sorry, I shouldn't do on this backwards. And their husbands
all walk with them with like a beer, an open
container of some kind, a big giant cocktail. It's hilarious.
So we're walking, it's very very peaceful and awesome. But
here's the thing. I'm used to being just sort of
like anonymous in a big city and like walking in
my pajamas. I did not know that this is not

(01:50:17):
the type of area where you do that just to
take a walk. Okay, I was in mismatched pajamas and flips.
I mean they were they were gray and black, so
it was kind of hard to like really mismatch them
too bad. But I had to play it off like
I was fine with what I was wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
I would just say, I just came back from the dumps.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
You know, I just came back from dumpster diving. I
didn't acknowledge it. They didn't acknowledge it. They put together
and it's more like me to like comment on it,
but I just didn't. I felt like I had gone
in too far, like we had been chatting too long
to bring it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
Up about what time of day.

Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
Do these walks happen like seven? So do they think
I'm just like, yeah, Grandma, that's that's.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
A little early to be in pajama. I mean, they
don't know your schedule. But still, what.

Speaker 8 (01:51:12):
Type of pajamas were they? Was it like a button down?

Speaker 2 (01:51:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:51:15):
No, no, okay, a gray like v neck, but like
definitely looks like pajamas and like black and white cotton
frilly shorts.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
So we're all we're all being honest about Gina and
not living up to her fashion standards. When I bring
up a much better point about flying to Japan first class,
talk about being extra dog, yeah it is. You guys
are just attacking the messenger when it comes to all
best things. He's always right.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
What I think I'm used to is like I see
you fools every day. You we all accept each other
the way we are, and I'm not you know, like
you know, getting super you know, done up in any
stretch of the imagination. So this is just kind of
like the attitude I carry throughout the day. And I
think when I go home now to this nice neighborhood
that we moved to, do I to step up my game?

(01:52:07):
Or should I just beby.

Speaker 4 (01:52:08):
Live my true to get invited to party.

Speaker 3 (01:52:11):
That's the thing. I want to be accepted to these
people with their cocktails and their little ship suits.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
Well, before you go out for a walk, doll yourself up.

Speaker 3 (01:52:19):
God, okay, so put on my best at leisure and
reapply my makeup for a don't walk.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
Put on what you know that. I love the tight
at leisure.

Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
Us with the open container.

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
Yeah, middle aged men.

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
I like them, old and white.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
Wait and they're all former cops.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
Oh yeah, all right. Now I'm gonna finish insensitivity draining
for a political world show. All right, that's gonna do it,
you guys, not just for the day, but before the
entire week. Kind of flu solo for most of the week.
Woody and Jeff g they're back Monday so they can
tell us about their trip to Cleveland.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
Also, all your.

Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
Weekend cheers and jeers coming up on Monday. Now, if
things go to plan, Sea Best has a way for us,
well not for us in this room, but for you
to possibly make quite a bit of money really, So
we'll see if that goes to plan. Hopefully you will
be at the Alt ninety eight seven Summer Pool party
with all American rejects. That's happening tomorrow, Yamava Resort and Casino. Everybody,

(01:53:32):
have a fantastic weekend. We'll catch you back here Monday again.
Woody is back Monday morning here on all ninety eight seven. Bye,
a great Friday, you mother,