FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 10th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Subdue to the graphic nature of his program. Listener discretion.
Is it lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hm A good morning everybody, and like a blink of
an eye, it's the beginning of new week.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I know, Greg, there was so much missing, lots of missing.
I know, we legit missing. Yeah, we always uh, we
always hear from Greg because he's always like crying, oh
bit oh this weekend. Yeah, anyway, welcome to it, brand
new week. It's the Woody Show. I'm whatdody, that's Greg Gory.
We got menaced seabasses here, we got Sammy. There is

(01:14):
Jeff g We got Morgan. We turned to mic on
there Jeff, there we go. Morgan's here. Our associate producer
von our video producer Dumbass Tyler on the job today
along with Bort and Menji. Phones are open eight seven
seven four. You can send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven. Hope you had a great weekend.
We'll check in with the weekend cheers and jeers. Get

(01:35):
you updated. All the trending news headlines, birthdays, porn of
birthday coming up here on The Woody Show Today, August
tenth is National Lazy Day, which let's go back to that. Well, Yeah,
I think I told you, like I think I've determined
that I'm really you know, I really prefer the weekend
lifestyle so bizarre. Yeah, it's like I got really got

(01:56):
really good at it over the years. Yeah. Never used
to be good at days off for you know, weekends
and stuff kind of would just get antsy, And that
just makes perfect and you go like, you know what, man,
I'm I'm when Monday, when Monday comes.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Around, I'll be ready to go back. I mean those
days have long gone about do nothing weekends. But like,
what do you like actually do because you say you
don't watch anything, So what are you actually doing on
that do nothing weekend?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Things that have been putting off like some kind of
like oh, we had this desk area, you know, that
had a bunch of stuff that kind of got collecting.
You know, everybody's got that area of the house where
things collect. Like you want to get something out of
out of the way, you put it over here on
in our case, this desk that sits in our bedroom, Greg,
so it's out of the way of like compass desk

(02:43):
in the bedroom, a clutter. Not to sound bougie, but
it's a seating area in the in the master bedroom.
The whole idea was that that that's where I could
sit and like you know, do bills or do some
work and get away from the chaos of the house.
Because the kids are a little time, we've never used it,
we're probably gonna move it out. Like you know, we
had to go through that. My wife had a bunch
of stuff to uh, you know for donation and things

(03:05):
like that, but just productive stuff, you know, whatever you
want or if you don't want to do anything. Sometimes
it's you know, I'm gonna do I'm gonna take a nap. Good.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, what about grilling? You're a good griller.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Uh yeah, you know, if if we if you if
you get the if you get that breeze.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It accounts as doing nothing, right, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, we don't have cree plans, concrete plans. Like do
nothing means it's not like there's nothing we're going here
on this day at this time. It's no plans weekend,
no plans weekend. Whatever comes up today is a National
Shapewear Day.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Is that.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
That's like sanks like foundation yeahthletics.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
You use shapewear menace.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I get like fabletics, not actual shapewear, but they that's
the stuff that kind of squeeze you in right girdle.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh, I got these news shorts off Amazon. Yeah, and
they look like regular shorts, but under the shorts they
are kind of like spandexy spandexy, and you can plete
your phone. It's a little hidden pocket.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh that's nice. Yes, yeah, it's actually having that too. Yeah,
but the lady's been, like Gina said, lady's been having it,
but the technology has gone over to men. Well, if
you're shopping, it's a National Bargain Hunting Week, noice every week, Greg,
here's something bougie afternoon tea week. It's National spoil your

(04:31):
Dog Day every day, maybe every it's It's vlogging Day. No,
thank you. It was Today in History Today in nineteen
eighty five. Michael Jackson bought ATV Music, which is every
Beatles song in eighty five in nineteen eighty five, and
he bought it for forty seven million dollars. I know

(04:53):
you hear about these deals down like people selling their calid,
But we're talking about the Beatles, like the Beatles catalog
crazy forty seven million dollar and uh, that destroyed his
friendship with Paul McCartney. Oh well that was that was
That was the end of that. That's the story.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
The story is that Paul McCartney told Michael Jackson like, hey,
good investments are buying up catalogs, and then he ended
up buying the Beatles, Like why.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Would Paul McCartney buy it? Then exactly, he's got Beatles
money if.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
A company owned it, if you sold it, which means
you sold it at some point Paul anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Well, that was kind of the story behind Uh, Taylor Swift,
like everybody you by the catalog, dude.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
One of the other stories I heard about Michael Jackson
and this is my love look petty, like, I forget
what Eminem said about Michael Jackson, you know, at one point,
but then Michael Jackson went and bought I think the
rights are something to one of Adam M's either biggest
albums or biggest songs, and so every time the song played,
Michael Jackson was the one getting Oh, that's fun good
for him, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
And by the way, forty seven million okay, But in
nineteen eighty five five, that would be one hundred and
forty six million.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
But even for the Beatles. We're talking about the Beatles,
heard of them? Yeah? All right, Time to play the
Woody Show original trademark copyright game. Is this a chick
or a dude? I love this game?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So I'm gonna tell you a story. I got a
little clip here. You gotta tell me. Is this a
chick or is this a dude? People have been talking
about this story. Maybe you've seen something about it already.
If you did, please what are the refuse your recuse yourself?
Recuse what is it?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
All right? Please?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
In Houston, Texas say a forty seven year old funeral
home operator forged the will of this seventy eight year
old dude after he died. This is back in twenty
twenty five. In the forgery, he claimed to be a
surviving spouse, and he used fake documents and a fake
death certificate to take control of his estate. See the
scamming is everywhere, even after death. Even in death, prosecutors

(06:51):
say they stole more than two point two million in money, property,
and vehicles before this whole scheme was uncovered and when
they investigated the funeral home. They found dozens of boxes
containing cremated remains that families had either been waiting months
and even years for. They also found a bucket of
human organs. Reporters tried to get them to comment, but

(07:12):
they were getting ignorant and getting in some sick burns
on the on the reporter. So listening, guess is this
a man or is this a woman? I don't have
nothing to say. What about did those documents?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Did your mother forge them for them?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Got them?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Say?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
So?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is this a man? Or is this a woman?

Speaker 6 (07:43):
A fabulous man, a.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Fabulous many insults.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Based on certain things. Woman.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Woman.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I will tell you afterwards.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
About correct, lamboyant man? All right, menace, I recuse myself.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
He cruises, all right, sammy man, man, have you seen
this one? I'm really but I want to hear what
Greg has to say because those insults to me scream
gay man.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah all right, Greg, I'm still sticking with woman, sticking
with woman.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
But you want to explain, well, when you were setting
it up in the traditional heteronormative sense, took his will,
altered his will, and claimed to be a former spouse,
So I went with woman.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Can't get married Greg's that's what.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I said in the heteronormative world.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, alright, well this is a trick question. It's a
dude who thinks he's a chick. Okay, I'd say I
got closes. It goes by the name Unique Green. Google
it and here's just a couple of the pictures that
come up and full on like you know, you know
what getting green.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Hey, girl, you're gonna have to go way back for
this reference. But I'm kind of getting a Hollywood from
the movie mannekin vibe.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, Jesus, yeah, thats a good movie thing.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm a celebrity mother forged them forge them video. He
was wearing a suit he's wearing in the video. He's
wearing a she thank you, Like it's all reference in
all the articles I as. Okay, this is wearing like
a smock slash scrubs. Yeah it looks like yeah, it
looks like it looks like medical scrubs. And it's a

(09:28):
giant neck tattoo and a five o'clock shadow. Pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
What is her name?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Unique Green? Here's the thing I would do business with
this person. Okay, so you have money in this person's pocket.
You have a dead relative, you show up at the
funeral home and this is there, and you're like, yeah,
seems legit, no problems, Like just they open their mouth
and they sound crazy, right because all all the clips,
all the things, Like, man, what the hell's going anyway?

(09:53):
So the judge set the bond eight hundred thousand dollars
ordered her to stay out of the funeral business while
the criminal case moves forward. You stay out of the
funeral business.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
Could you imagine a waiting for your relatives ashes for
over a year.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Like what are you waiting on? I'll tell you what, Like,
what's taking so long?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Here?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Just give me, give me everything back. I'm gonna take
I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. I'll get my uncle
cremated down the street, put.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Them in the trunk and take them over.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, so cynical. I don't assume any of those ashes
are the actual ashes, probably with a big giantator and
they're like, yeah, just take a couple of pounds.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, they take your your pet or your loved one
or whatever. They throw them on the pile, and then
whenever they get around to you know, it's like it's
like how you uh, you go out and you split
a bunch of logs for the winter, and you have
them all kind of stocked into the into the woodship.
There you need it, and as you need them, you
just take them as you and as you need to
give people more ashes, you just kind of take a
scoop out of what you already burned up. Ye.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I was thinking, when you buy a car and you
make the offer, let me go talk to my manager.
They disappear for ten minutes talking to anybody. They're playing
a game. Yes, when you're waiting on the ashes, they're
just taking it out of a pile.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:03):
Man, that hurts because we all brought in our dogs
ashes like we fought, right.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Do you and and do you identify those as your
dog's ashes?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I like to hope, So, well, there you go.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I think they throw I think they throw on like
the collar or like maybe like a like a chunk
of bone or a t or something, just to kind
of make chicken bones belongs to a dog. Yeah, because
that isn't the other thing they do. Like once they
they cremate somebody, don't, they put everything through a grinder
to make sure they get any kind of like bone fragments.
Make it more fine. Yeah, this is fun for a
Monday hunt. Yeah, good morning, cheer all right, time for

(11:38):
your birthdays. Show this Simar and you know you don't.
All right, Happy birthday to Kylie Jenner, who is twenty
nine years old today. Yeah, shot the lip kit. Whatever
happened to Antonio banderas disappeared to long still?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think he actually recently was in a movie.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, he was in the news for something I know.
Oh yeah last weekend. I think it came out.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah really, yeah, we talked about it like briefly. Antonio
Bandera Yeah yeah, I don't think he lives in America
right now. He's sixty six years old. Let me know
if you find it above and below all right. Justin
threw Uh is fifty five today. Rosanna Arquette is sixty seven.
You got Lucas till he was a havoc in the

(12:31):
X Men prequel films. Also and Walk the Line, he's
thirty six. And Jay Moran, the NBA All Star Guard
the John Moran John Morant, Yeah, yeah, is twenty seven
years old today. Your porno birthday is Kimmy kim and
today's birthday. Girl, She's taking more shots to the face
than Greg Gory in an open bar wedding, a lot

(12:54):
of shots, Endless good one Morgan four hundred and forty
six Fine Films, including Altercation Fornication, also exploring My step
Uncles down Under Region Volume one.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Greg.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
She was in the Art of the Lesbian Massage, Oh
teach me Bonding on the Therapist Couch, Volume one. She
was in Bodega Babes behaving badly, bend it like a
battye Volume one, and then who can forget her Unfigura rolling?
There's nothing wrong with a little squirting. Oh, I tell you,
I think Morgan's got a thing for these sporting teches. Yeah,
she likes those a lot. Yeah, everybody combs up over there.

(13:30):
That's Kimmy Kim who's twenty eight years old today. And
that's your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays. Here on
the Woody Show, we'll take a quick break. We've got
some more Woodies show for your next hang on the Show,
Woody Show, We'll be right back. Do you live in
or around Dallas, Texas?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
What's going on? Everybody? It's menace. I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas.
August twenty seconds at Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to
two pm doing a listener meetup. I'll have giveaway and more,
but I would love to see you there Saturday, August
twenty second. If I can make this successful, that means
we're gonna be in Dallas a lot more so if

(14:09):
you're nearby, please stop on by Addison, Texas Lazy Dog Restaurant,
August twenty second, Saturday.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
From noon to two pm. Can't wait to see you there.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
In the meantime, enjoyed the Woody Show podcast Ready bull.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Man Jeff g sprays this.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Today, make it all the way into your mouth.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Sorry it'side my mouth. But like all that stuff hand sanitizer,
I don't know if I thought your senses kind of
dulled as you got older, the hand sanitizer has either
gotten a lot stronger or these things have gotten a
lot stronger. Maybe because we have more intense bacteria and
stuff on the planet. I don't know. It's like they
have to have like more hardcore stuff to fight the

(14:54):
more hardre stuff that's out there. I thought, lie all reach,
I always thought i'd smelled like bombit. Yeah, well remember
that stuff that he brought in at first? You liked it.
Oh yes, but then after but then Greg couldn't go
to the restroom more than five times.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
And it's still Yeah, Like I.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Say, it gets it gets more potent. My uh, my
daughter just got some stuff, some hand sanitizer and I swear, dude,
and it turned my stomach. It smells like robotussin, and
robotussin to me, is the most foul tasting. That is
like one of those core memories of being sick and

(15:34):
your mom giving you a robotussin. Yeah, and that's why
I never understood when you saw like the wrappers and
stuff doing yeah, the double cupping, Yeah, yeah, they were
You're drinking that stuff on Like I could be so
sick and this would be the cure, and I would
still go, eh, is it that bad? I'm good? Yeah, man,

(15:55):
The smell of robotussin instantly turns my stomach. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
But they would mix it, they put so in it.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm like, this is what and this this is what
you make hand sanitize her to smell like. I made
her get rid of it. I like, I'll take it
a store. I'll buy you a different kind. You can't
have that in this house. Was it like grape or chair.
I don't know what the flavor was. Well, the stuff
Jeff had last week was like this almost like a
close Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
It was good yeah, yeah for a minute.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, and then it was Jeff's so crazy? Are you
a germ of phobe officially? Yeah to the tenth degree.
Now where did that come from?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (16:31):
My mom really because she had a kidney transplant, right,
so she doesn't have an immune system at all, so
she got on it and then she made everyone around
her to get so.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, why don't you just get her and the immune
system store.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
There maybelace maybe maybe Yeah, So she kind of did it,
and then it rubbed off on me and then now
it's just become like.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Super c D.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, it probably is not even effective anymore for him.
I'm sure he uses so much they said, like antibiotics. Yeah,
like if you take too many of them, it stops
being effected. This is like your standard, your new zero.
It doesn't even like do anything anymore. He's used so much.
Hands And are your hands super like dried up?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
That's pretty soft?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, that's good flathered weekend cheers and jeers menace. Uh well,
I first cheers.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
I went to these uh this radio station event for
a show called Petros and Money, and they had an
awesome event. I just wanted to go to another event
and see how people do things. And they had kind
of had to like set up like a little fair.
It was pretty incredible. I had to really some stuff. No,

(17:50):
but just like you know when we went to Gabriel
Iglesias's birthday party, he had like all these food stations.
All the start off games do they had like the
same setup. They just didn't have a fair as wheel.
And then like they had this huge stage and they
had all their listeners there and I thought it was
really cool. It was at the Van's headquarters and the
layout was incredible. So I just want to see how

(18:11):
people do things, and you love headquarters.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
And I love headquarters. But it was just like and stuff.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I didn't go like actually inside restaroom.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
No no, no.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It was like giving their big like patio area that
they had this event, and it was really really cool.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
So I enjoyed that. My my gears though, is uh
And I heard like I heard Howard Stern mentioned this
once he goes you get a point in life where
all your phone calls become bad calls. You know where
people call you and check in and it's just bad news.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
I think I've reached that point in my age, in
my in my life where a lot of calls that
I just get.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's just bad news, like you know with health issues
and people with health issues or something bad happened to
him or somebody. No, not No, It's like my buddy
called me the other day he told me his mom
passed away.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
And then also Spicy Nacho was out of town. My
wife she fell and injured her knee, and I'm like
trying to like coordinate her going to the doctor and
that and get her back. We'll find out were I
have the check in with another doctor crutches or she's
on crutches.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
She can barely walk.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
You know.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's like I want to go.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Back to where I was a kid, and I didn't
even if you heard about a problem, the adults were
taking care of.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
It, you know, not you well, and if you heard
the phone ring, you dove for it because it could
be something exciting.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I know, because like with Nacho and her knee, like
she wouldn't be able to do as much for you. No,
it was just gonna affect me. Yeah, she won't be
able to pack my suitcase, my laundry metas called like
his friend. It's like, dude, Nacho's injured. Now I'm gonna
have to do this stuff on my own.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
I mean when she was I cleaned the house like crazy,
did all the laundry.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
It was It was fun, But did you do it right? Well,
we'll find out who's the clean one in the relationship.
I think I'm starry to be the clean one orderly
you were you were talking about like yeah, because you know,
we were out of town for I think it's.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Kind of falling off where I'm the cleaner one.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Jeff Jeff got home. Yeah, it was just the place
with a mess.

Speaker 9 (20:18):
Yeah, dude, like you needed to be vacuum. There was
crap all over the counter. Your head would have exploded.
You live and I'm not here exactly. Do you guys
have a part of you when I was here even
keeping exactly?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
So yesterday everyone was gone and all I did was clean.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, I'll be honest, I don't think I'm like a
really good deep cleaner, you know, like organizing, Yeah, just
organizing more tidy not yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a difference.
There's organized, but not even organized. But there's like you
know where there's not just clutter correct scrubbed correct. Yeah,

(20:58):
I think I can do a better job at the scrubbing.
Sammy cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
My cheers is to Bloomingdale's Loyalist rewards.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I know, I know it should be like the Basic
Bit report cheers. She doesn't get to participate in that.
We just checked in with Sammy on the Basic Report.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
How's your laundry, how are your points?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
And what's going on Bloomingdale's.

Speaker 10 (21:21):
So I usually am not a big rewards person. I
don't want to sign up for your credit cards. I
don't want to sign up for your loyalist program. I
was talked into the Bloomingdale's one and now over the weekend,
I just got a curling iron for free because I
had so many rewards ports points, and I'm psyched about
it because I haven't got a new curling iron.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
In so long. Just a curling iron, it depends if
you want a good one. It's t three noticed what
makes that one good?

Speaker 6 (21:51):
It's probably ceramic or porcelain. It doesn't burn your hair. Yeah,
you don't meddle fry your hair off.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I've never seen your hair with so much of as
a wave in it, Like, it's perfectly straight. What do
you need a curling iron for?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
She could do a free scrag. Yeah, I don't do
my hair when I come here.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
But also because my hair is straight, I need a
curling iron when I curl it. It's fancy yes, for
fancy time, Yes, exactly, so super psyched on that. I
highly recommend rewards system so you get free stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah, everybody Bloomingdale's. Yeah, you know, get on board.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
You rack up nine thousand dollars orth the points and
you get a free nineteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, it'll pay off at some point.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's just so much savings.

Speaker 10 (22:32):
And my gears goes out to coyotes because I was
walking my dog over the weekend and other people around
were walking their dogs too, but bigger dogs. And there
was a guy with a bigger dog who came up
to me and said, hey, just pass that fence up there.
I mean, I'm walking straight in the direction there are
four houses. He said, there's a coyote on the other
side of that fence right there. I just saw it,

(22:54):
so then I had to just pick her up and
run run away basically, and didn't get to finish my
walk and it's so and I'm like, why are coyotes
still out at this time?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So it wow? Do they not know what time it is?
It's not the time to be out schedule, it's not done.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Or dust closes.

Speaker 10 (23:17):
So yeah, I had to cut my whole walk short
because there's coyotes around in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Came, wow, I don't want to do to get eaten
nature in the world. A huge swing between like her
cheer and her jeer, right, like we talk about like,
you know, overall, like if a jeer is a ten
and a cheer is a ten and a jeer is
a one, you know, Bloomingdale's you know rewards, right. But

(23:43):
I'm saying, like, if your biggest problem is that you
had to cut your walk short because a wild animal
was out in the wilds greatly golf, that's the biggest jeer,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (23:53):
It'scial contracting dusk, Sam, I get it, But no more.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
I have a question.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
How can me didn't take the dog back home and
just continue your walk?

Speaker 11 (24:04):
Well, because I didn't really feel like I drove to
my old neighborhood that I really still love and took
her on a walk there because I love walking around there,
So it was really just back to the car.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Oh got it?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, Greg, cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I'm gonna say cheers to having daylight again. So I've
mentioned this a couple of times that I'm getting my
house painted and the windows have been covered with.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Paper and tapee a week.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
My wet dream used to be to survive the apocalypse
and it's just me and the outside world. Maybe there's
zombies out there, but who cares because I'm boarded up
at home. Hell no, not anymore. It's so depressing. And
they finally took the paper off. I can finally see
out the window, and it's like being set free.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I love it. It's great, so happy.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I don't know how you lived with like a boarded up,
haunted house.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah it was. I mean, talk about taking something for granted.
Being able to see out a window. Heaven.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I'm so happy. So glad that's over.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Jeers. Simple round sunglasses. Round sunglasses are the nose ring
of eyewear. Nobody nobody looks good in the one thousand, really,
and I feel like.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'm noticing them more.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I was out the other day and some dude was
wearing it, and I thought, douche.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Bag, you'd be like John Lennon's Yes, just a perfect
circle in any form looks good on nobody. The tiny,
small ones, not the bigger no matter what John bigger, yes, right,
I mean if they're smaller, that's not perfect circle.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
If they're big, like if a woman's wearing big round ones,
it could maybe they could pull.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
It like oversized.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Kate Hudson on the Almost Famous any Lane. Yeah, I
don't know. Round sunglasses must.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Preach Greg.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, they are back.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
They guess they're back, and they're dumb. You look like
a douche.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
That's it. It's terrible.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
All that ninety stuff is back, the big Gs, the
whole vibe is all trying.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
To help people.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
No Woody show. What about those trending news headlines, Gina
graand Well.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Spider Man is still killing it in the theaters. It
was number one again this week. Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey
hanging in there at number two. The rom com One
Night Only is in third, Our Buddy is over at
Broken Lizard. They finished fourth with Super Troopers three and
Toy Story five rounds out the top five. Still hanging
on and two people died and twelve were injured when

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a boat capsized in New York City. It happened near
the Statue of Liberty. The Coast Guard n YPD fd
N Y. They're still trying to figure out exactly what happened.
Gives the boat to do that?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, the sight seeing things, that's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Well, they think maybe it was like an illegal charter exactly.
He exceeded the capacity of this boat exactly.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
So the two people who died were a twenty seven
year old woman and her five month old daughter. So
it wasn't for work, you know, it was definitely sight seeing.
The boats operator was arrested and charged with reckless engagement,
and like you said, they're looking into whether it was
even legal to begin with.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, it's very sad.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Well.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
The trial of former gang leader Dwayne Keffe d Davis
is finally getting started in Vegas over the nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Six murder of Tupac Shakur.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Prosecutors say Davis helped organize the drive by shooting and
supplied the gun, although they may never be able to
prove who actually pulled the trigger. So as a little recap.
Tupac was killed at only twenty five years old. I
can't believe it sounds like a baby now after going
to a Mike Tyson fight. Investigators think the shooting was
connected to a fight earlier that night between Tupac and
members of the South Side Compton Crips, including Davis's nephew.

(27:46):
So Davis was in the car when someone opened fire
on Tupac's car, but everyone else who was in that
car has since died.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
So what was the whole deal of why it took
this long to get to this point?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Well, because he was making some de deels, the guy
that's been accused of the murder, he was making deals
with the police, and he thought that he had immunity
for the murder, and so he started talking. So he
admitted doing the murder, like multiple times.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Well he didn't just admit it. He wrote a memoir.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Exactly how he was involved and that part yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, And now the police say, wait a minute, you
don't have immunity.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Exactly now, but menace, you're totally wrong because now he
says he's innocent, and the book's author exaggerated it just
to sell copies. So the trials expected to last about
a month.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
There was a there was just this radio guy that
was busted in Milwaukee. Yeah, saw that. He was like,
he's a kiddie toucher. And the way that that came
out was, I guess he was talking to his therapist
and he was telling his therapist about this stuff. Now therapy,
they are, you know, obligated to keep their mouth shut
about a lot of things except things that are illegal

(29:00):
like that, like if you're blessing a child, yourself or
someone else. Yeah, exactly. So they sent the email off
to the cops. The cops rest this guy, and it
seems like he was telling enough people about it where
like he wanted to be caught because he was out
of control. He's like, man, you know, I have this problem.
It really weird. But the way that one came out

(29:21):
the same kind of thing. It's like he wrote an email. Yeah,
this guy wrote a we were cool. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Well, remember how we talked about Chipotle pulling their halapinos
last week because of you know, salmonilla and salmoniler's. Well,
now Taylor Farms is recalling more than a dozen foods
containing halapinos after an outbreak that made three hundred and
forty five people sick in twenty seven states.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Isn't that the same company we had the lettuce show is? Yeah,
So what's going on to Taylor Farm?

Speaker 6 (29:49):
It's it all gets traced back to Sineloa, Mexico. That's
where the problem is.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
You'll see that name at a lot of places if
you like really look around. Yeah, like getting your grocery
store and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Well, speaking that, the recalled products include dips and sauces
and guacamoles sold at Walmart, Target, Whole Foods, Trader Joe s, Kroger,
all over the place. The foods were distributed in twenty
six states and have best of used by dates through
August sixteenth. Meanwhile, there's a new food born parasite outbreak
connected to Taylor Farms that's also growing. The FDA says

(30:19):
potentially contaminated iceberg lettuce was distributed to Subway.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Said, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
I figure if you're gonna eat lettuce, it's gonna be Iceberg.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I do have a question, have I been saying jalapenosjlapenos wrong?
Because how have you been saying it? Ijlapenos jalapenos pinos?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah? But on ABC News last night, they were saying,
hala pennos. They were like, they're doing there were being
extra on the pronunciation, and I was like, dude, am
I saying it wrong?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I have been saying like kilipino peppers, jalapeno peppers, it's yellow.
And then you got over the ends and yeah yeah.
But they were like, I'm white. I don't know, I
don't know how to pronounce that. Yeah, Tilla's the way
they were saying last night on the news.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
I'm like, have I been saying it at jalapeno? Is that?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Allowed? Pen Well Ben Jones.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
He was best known for playing Cooter Davenport in the
as the lovable mechanic on The Dukes of Hazzard. He
has died at eighty four years old. His wife said,
good old boy, Yeah, just a good old harm. He
had a massive heart attack in home on Sunday while
watching his favorite baseball team, the Atlanta Braves. Jones appeared

(31:50):
in all seven seasons from nineteen seventy nine to nineteen
eighty five, and later returned for two Reunion movies, but
he eventually left acting and went to politics. He want
a seat in Congress in nineteen eighty eight and served
as a Democratic representative from Georgia from nineteen eighty nine
to nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I did.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
I was not caught up by my post Dukes of
Hazzard trivia that is a pretty interesting I think.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
There was a love boat person who went into politics
and then throw other actors that did.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, Dukes of Hazzard. I love that show as a
kid because I thought it was two things. Number one, generally,
it was cool how they got in and out of
the car because the doors didn't work, so they would
go in through the windows, right, and then they would
jump the car all the time, right, and so jump
in the car looked hell of cool. Yea, yeah, yeah.
I thought that was awesome because we.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Couldn't tell time when we were little. My mom's going
somewhere and we'd say, what are you going to be back?
And she'd say in one Duke's of Hazzard, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Roscoe Pea Cole train, boss Hog, Yeah, boss Hog.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Shout out Daisy Duke.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh dude, Daisy Duke. That was funny. She wasn't on
my radar at all. Really, No, I was the little kid.
I wasn't like, you know, check out Daisy Duke. I mean, yeah,
I was like six. I was like, look at the car,
drip in the car. Yeah, I was all about the car.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Dude, the car, and I thought horns on it.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah. I was thought like, you know it was cool
how like uh you know Roscoe peokul Train was such
an idiot totally. Yeah. It would hang out at the
hot his dog flash flash yeah, basset hound whatever yeah flash.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
Yeah, Tom Wopat Who is the other one, John Schneider.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, but with Luke Duke Bone Luke Duke Man, Yeah,
I thought they were cool.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Man.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
My brother was lucky because for his birthday one year
he got it generally like a little you know, action one.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
And then you know it became problematic because of the
Confederate flag. Yeah, you know, the whole problem. But I
don't know, Bone Duke didn't seem racist or anything, right,
so they were meaning no harm.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Well, the NFL Hall of Fame in Can't Ohio just
got some new bronze statues. The Pro Football Hall of
Fame officially welcome it's twenty twenty six class on.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Saturday with Drew Larry Fitzgerald, Luke.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Keighley, Adam Vin Terry and forty nine ers Legend Roger
Craig finally getting his gold jacket. Vinitary was the most
clutch kicker in NFL history, with four Super Bowl rings,
but he was also clutched with his induction speech.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Dude, it was great. Oh it was a total roast. Yeah,
he turned it into a roast. He was going after everybody,
went after like you know, Pat McAfee. Yeah, he went
after Bill Belichick. I think we have some audio of that. Yeah,
this is this is him talking about Pat McAfee. Now,
Pat McFee everybody knows from ESPN, but he was an
NFL player, is a kicker, He was a punter. Okay,
So the punter a lot of times will end up

(34:37):
being the person who, you know, when the place kicker
comes in to kick, like a field goal or an
extra point, the punter is usually the one who's doing
the hold.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Sometimes it's the backup quarterback, although they seem to have
gotten away for that. Yeah, and now it's more the
the punters, so as it should be. Yeah. So Pat
McAfee was the holder for Vinitari when they played together
on the Colts. Yeah, and this is what he had
to say about Pat McFee. Pat McAfee here in the
crowd today. Great to see you, brother.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
The only person who enjoyed holding my balls more than
my wife's.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
So good, dude, And they panted the wife and she
just mortified the family him And then yeah, here here
he is talking about Bill Belichick.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
I would repeat those last few statements about coach Bill
Belichick as well. Thank you for demanding excellence every single day.
Unfortunately Bill couldn't make it here today. There's a lot
going on at UNC right now. I thought it was
because training camp had already started, but in truth, it's
because he's judging his girlfriend's cheerleading competition.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
He does not give. It was just funny. He's friends
with all these guys. That's how dude, that's that's that's
how you ball. That's the guy to guy love and friendship.
You don't say I love you or I appreciate you
or what like you break their balls.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
And also like, ooh, everyone has reminded I have a
hot young girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Like that seems pretty complimented. That's the first person to acknowledge. Yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
And finally, the latest powerball jackpot basically enough money to
make every bad decision in your life seem affordable. The
jackpot has climbed to nine hundred and five million dollars
after nobody hit all numbers and Saturdays drawing, which makes
it still the eighth largest powerball jackpot ever. So the
drawing is tonight, and if somebody gets it, they can
take the full nine hundred and five through annual payments

(36:37):
or take the lump cash sum of three hundred and
ninety two million before taxes. Nobody has won the power
ball since May second, which is why the number has
gotten so insanely high. And as we mentioned last week,
the odds of actually winning are one and two hundred
ninety two million. So get two tickets.

Speaker 12 (36:53):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I think they're what five bucks.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Now, I've never bought one, ever bought one either.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, maybe I'll get one, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
People pissed that they I think they expanded it. Yeah
it's other yeah, other countries.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Right.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
So we talked about how the odds don't change, but
the odds of you splitting it, right, yeah, exactly, So
that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad it. We're
gonna take a quick break. More Woody shows next, Hang up,
you know the Woody Show. It's like Russian Roulette but
with Giz exactly. That's the show. You know who's gonna

(37:37):
be on the show this week is that Flash Shelton guy,
the squatter Hunter. Dude's got that show squatters It on
A and E. I was watching some of that. Man
such a trash. My My favorite is always like, why
are you in my house? My house? What did you

(37:59):
just talking about? I have so many questions, like do
these people work? I'll write them down, he'll be here, okay.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
The way he deals with them is experts.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, well it's another level because he he got into
it because his mom's house got taken over by a squad.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Yeah yeah, but the way he I don't want to
spoil it, but the way he does it is awesome.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
So he went and he researched it and you know,
went real deep to get all the loopholes and all
the other things so that he's not because there's so
many things that people say, well I would just do this,
and I would just do that. Well what happens. They
will arrest you exactly, even though it's your house, you're
the one who gets arrested because you did something that uh,
you know, you turn off the water, right, Yeah, even

(38:39):
though this person is not supposed to be there. It
shouldn't matter if the water's not in the house, they're
not supposed to be there.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
What about if I just don't pay the bill?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's just so, I mean, we see trashy stuff all
the time. And Greg's always bitching about, you know, people
getting plums, which I told my wife that the other
day because she's like, oh, should we get some plums?
Like Greg says, these are white trash.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
You want to be held?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Sure, He's like, plums, Tell yah, thumbs are white trash.
Now if I asked Greg the question, he would probably
say plumbs. But like, what's the what's the trash here?
The most redneck thing that you've seen? Uh? If? I
would love to be something more recent, but we've heard
some really good stories. Because we're gonna get to that

(39:21):
topic coming up later in the week, and you can
hit up the wood you show after hours voicemail eight
seven seven forty four, or what you could do is
you could text us, of course over to two two
nine eighty seven. And if you have something really good,
you know, kind of redneck uh, you know observation thing
that you've you've actually seen yourself, not you heard about. Yeah,

(39:41):
exactly like something you've seen personally, Like my wife walking
through walmart and the woman's pushing the cart and the
kids sitting in that like the seat in the front,
like by the handle that you push it with, and
the kids leaning over and breastfeeding as they're walking through
the walmart. And the kid was like four, like three

(40:02):
or four years old. This was not a baby. This
was like a you know, like a pre k.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
I can see your wife going right up to her going,
oh hell no.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
She didn't say anything, but she said something to me.
She goes, I'm done. I'm not going because the week before,
the week before, they had to evacuate that same uh,
that same walmart because somebody had a shaken bake meth
lab and so they had to evacuate the whole store.
So it was the second time within a week. She
was like, I'm done, I'm not going there anymore.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
What was that story you were telling me about someone
putting in an air conditioning unit and.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, like you'd have like for your house, like a
window unit.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
They had it installed on their on their truck, on
their on their pickup truck. It was in the back window.
I don't know where they plugged it in though.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Well that's like when Morgan didn't know how to use
her bluetooth, so she got like a little speaker.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
So if you've seen something you think, hey, man, I
got the the trashiest, most redneck thing. I guarantee I
got to go. You can even send us a text
over to two to two ninety seven, she says, like,
call her, text me, I got a great story, and
then we'll hit you up. Cool, we'll hit you up.
I want to get some of those people lined up
for that topic or they leave it eight seven seven
forty four wooding and and we'll get back to you. Yeah.

(41:16):
So we were just out of town for the last
couple of days. Morgan is out of town. She's in
Tokyo on that trip to Japan. Looks pretty awesome. And
I've been watching some of the videos and stuff that
she's been posting. And she's with that new boyfriend of
course official, the guy who's the trainer for UFC. And

(41:36):
so she is, I mean, she's around fighters, you know,
she's you know, she gets to travel. She traveled first class.
Gina has a birddiction.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
You guys, Oh yeah, Well, I've been talking to her
a little. You know, how are you? You know, is
your head in a double bag? And the first thing
she said, she's safe. Yeah. The first thing she said
to me was, what the F Gina, I'm living my
dream life here.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, but everybody's living on vacation.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
But I get it.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I totally get it.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Send me some cool videos and chit chatting. She is
really into this dude. And I don't think she's coming
back a single woman.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
She's not a single She's coming back a.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Non married woman. I don't know if the rules are
about getting married in other countries, but if she came
back and said, at least at least he proposed to her,
I wouldn't be surprised because they are according to her,
they are like like they were soulmates, like they were
always meant to be together. They're having the best time.
She sent me some selfies of them that are adorable.

(42:39):
And she is girls girls down bad.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, you know you might.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
She seems to fall fall hard and fast.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah, but why are we every time some wee gets
a relationship beer, they're getting married with it.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Have you not witnessed? Have you not witnessed? Morgan's energy.
We make fun of Sammy, like we tease Sammy, but
have you not witnessed Morgan's energy around this whole thing.
I mean, Jeff, you're a newer person, you know, around
this group. She's really into this dude, like, I mean,
really quickly. For only a met him in person one time.
It's amazing how close they.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Are well now. And also she said when he picked
her up, he had gifts for her and all this stuff.
And I said, girl, he wants to lock it down,
and she agreed.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
She's getting pregnant. Pregnant you think pregnant.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Before she gets a ring?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yeah, you don't think you brought like.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
A ring with him. I mean from a financial security standpoint,
that's the better way to go.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Morgan's got it made right now. She's in the best
position of her life.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
She's having a doggie more than likely reverse. What are
we talking about it?

Speaker 6 (43:54):
If you said this hotel room, it's all of them, Well,
we'll see when she gets back.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
We've been saying rules, the boy doesn't want to have sex. Yeah,
you gotta put your mouth on no.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Okay, that is quite impressive, quite quite quite impressive.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
That's lovely saying all right, well, cheers and jeers, cheers.
I'm so happy. Uh we survived the last Sunday without
football until February, so yeah, we lived. Yeah, this is

(44:37):
and I'm always excited for football season. This is the
most excited I feel like I've been even in the
last handful of years. I don't know what it is
about this year. Let's be quite clear. Your team's not
going to be awesome, No, I don't think. But I
just have football back. Yeah, I'm excited for my team
to have a new coach and to see kind of
where that goes. And there's some players I'm interested to see.

(44:58):
It's it's a brand new day for the Steelers organization.
You know, Mike Tomlin was was great for while he
was great, you know what I mean. But it's it's
nice for a change. So that's why I'm excited to
see what that is. But yeah, just football being back.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Wait a second, this just gave me a thought. Is
that basically the same as like basic bitch girl being
like I'm excited for fall.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Guys are like, I'm just excited for football. That's not wrong, No,
it's it's it's equivalent.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
I just wanted to see if there was, if there
was any similarity, like to.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Wear your jersey, yeah, my.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Scarf, your jersey photoady.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah. As a person who doesn't have a lot of hobbies,
like up until I started the whole flying thing, yeah,
like I like to watch uh, football games and hockey games,
and that was pretty much it. That was it. So
I'm doing the flying thing fine. But now it's like
there's something else to add into the mix. And it's chill,
you know, Like it's more like I know baseball right,

(45:55):
Like there's something about it's like it's summer and like
just laying on the cow and kind of zoning out,
like while the windows open there's a summer breeze and
you're watching a you're watching the baseball game, kind of
dozing in and out of it or whatever.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
That to me is more like a feeling.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
It feels normal.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, there's a there's a feeling attached to it that
I think is part of the addiction. I get that.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Yeah, if you have any games on the calendar yet,
I know you were trying to forget that.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Now there's only like a two or three weekends where
the Steelers and the Penguins are in town the same weekend,
and my son and I always do like a super
sports weekend, go to one and then go to the other,
see both teams in one weekend. I think I'm definitely
gonna go see the Penguins in uh in Denver because
then they play Friday night in Denver and a Saturday
night in Vegas, and I think I'm gonna do both.

(46:41):
But I'm gonna fly to both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
less than two hours, which would be which would be
super cool. So anyway, Cheers two. We survived the last Sunday. Yeah,
well dude, I mean between World Cup baseball, you know,
like I didn't mad, just boring stuff I don't care about.
So yeah, now we're back to football every Sunday through February.

(47:02):
Jeers goes to what's his brad's name, Martha Reves roth Reeves,
oh whatever. She was like that old timey singer, you know,
and you remember the did the It was the first
game for the new women's professional Baseball League, and she
sucked like her anthem sucked.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
I've been hearing commercials for that. And they said they
said we couldn't play baseball. We just said would shop
to watch you?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
All right, so anyway, but her anthem was atrocious, one
of the worst anthems. Right, that's pretty bad. And she
is my jeer because dude, come on, you sucked. You
were terrible. She's blaming the other two girls singers. Oh yeah, dude,
that they were out of tune. Her like, she sounds

(47:57):
like a dying animal. The other women. If it was
just them, it would have sounded fine. Women. She goes on.
She's from Detroit, so she's on a Detroit television station
and she is talking to the guy. And listen to
what she says. I didn't do that. Those girls were singing,
they were off key. Were they were trying to make

(48:18):
some money? What did you think about after that performance?
And when we're walking off the field, I didn't cry.
I was glad.

Speaker 13 (48:24):
I'm proud of me that I held my composer. I'm happy. Yeah,
I didn't take the mic and hit that girl, bitch,
you sucked, you sul.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
There is nobody in her life that will tell her
the truth.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
But you're thinking about it.

Speaker 13 (48:41):
Listen, I'm dancing on the street.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
It okay. Before we get to her redo, Oh I
like that. I like that?

Speaker 4 (48:49):
What redo?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Before we get to the redo and we can see
now they use to go to women aren't there. It's
just her with her anthem.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
We'll see.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Uh. I just listen to my list of pet peeves.
You guys, I think we'reund like nine thousand. When people
think that because they're from a certain city or town
or whatever, that they are all of a sudden a
certain way, you know, Like I'm from Detroit, Like bitch,
there's plenty of people from Detroit who are I'm sure,

(49:19):
like super big pussies or super big things that aren't
like stereotypical.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
Detroit, you know what I mean. Shout out to her
for name checking her song from six. Well, I'm saying,
but I hear that literally every day. I'm from every day. Yeah,
I'm from I'd like to see you try to hear
I'm from. Like, dude, just because you're from whatever city,
I don't care what city, town, country, whatever, you want
to say that and then therefore we are x y Z.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Now you're not.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
You're not.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
And by the way, and by the way, your town
or city is not that hard. I've walked, literally to
forget from Oakland to Detroit, from Compton to Queens. I've
been in the worst neighborhoods and everything, and it's not
that bad, but is.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
The opposite true? Like I'm from Kansas, so we're pretty
polite and uncommon.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
That's also true. But like whenever somebody like it's one
thing to have, like a oh, this area is known,
but when you say, I'm from wherever, so therefore i'm
by default as.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
An eight year old woman, you guys, ready for the redo.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
It right now? Then she just like launches into it
and you can tell them he just wanted like maybe
the first few lines. I'm gonna spare you from the
whole thing two and a half minutes here you can
see what's so fun. I will tell you as a

(50:40):
person who listens to the whole thing to see how
it went, it deteriorates. So this is what you're hearing
right now is the best part. It's the best part.
So for her to sit there and say, like, oh,
I didn't hit You're lucky it hit these girls with
these microphone or what it was not? It was not,
It was not these these two ladies.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Does anybody remember the chicken lady from the kids in
the Hall schedule, because that's what.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I think her problem is.

Speaker 8 (51:05):
She's so old, she doesn't she her vocal cords can't hold,
and that's why you hear that wavering.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, she's deaf.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
Well, I don't think she's doing it on purpose, is
what I'm saying. I think I think it's.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
She she is old. She can't hear it, or she
can't control it, doesn't register. I don't just have Nobody
tells her that. I don't know. But look, it's almost
time for her to hit the Rainbow bridge. You know sucks,
She sucks, all right, Cheers and jeers. Jeff g my
kid going back to school this week.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Yes, if anybody needs to be back on the schedule,
it's him.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
I mean he's never home, always out with you know,
girlfriends and stuff, and thank god, thank god, he will
be up late, doom scrolling anymore reasonable bedtime, Take the
phone away, get back to work.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I tell you, just kind of a hardcore dad.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
I mean, with some stuff.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
You literally locked all of their electronics.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Up, Yes they do. I put a mail crate in
their room at like eight o'clock. Seabas, you'd appreciate.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
This, and then that's kind of stuff that I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
You put the phone in there, you don't hate Xbox.
In there.

Speaker 9 (52:05):
You put your laptop and your school iPad in there,
and I take it all because he just device hop
if I leave anything.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
He's a senior in high school.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
It's never too late to learn good habits.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
A wiley teen. How would you get around that?

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Okay, so he's taking every single.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, my son did that and he was younger than
smart TV he does. Yea. You can log into like
your Wi Fi and you can set it like where
you get his disabled like individual the remote man that'll
do something. That's why it takes the Xbox, the whole thing,

(52:50):
not just like the power cable or.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Yeah, maybe the cable for the TV would be good to.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Assurance. But I thought it was funny, like a good story.
His son went to a party and before he left,
he was supposed to take the trash cans out. So
Jeff calls him, says, hey, dude, oh.

Speaker 9 (53:09):
Yeah, So basically what is I control? Like his extra
time on his phone for social media? And he hit
me up, Dad, I need time, you know, And I
said chores please, you know, and question mark and and
make I make him literally send a pic of his
chores because he'll say yeah and then I'll get home
and it's not done.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Like the Amazon drop off, they have to take a picture.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Exactly, so I want quality assurance. Yeah, so he goes
to the party. He didn't take the trash cans out.
So Jeff goes, all right, man, well you better come home,
take the trash cans out. Made him leave the party,
Come home, put the trash can out, then he can
go back to the party.

Speaker 9 (53:40):
Priorities, man, Guess what Listen, you don't get get your
check early at your job.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
And guess what you and he still loves you in respect.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Uh huh, Well, allegedly, yeah, what your what's your jeers?

Speaker 9 (53:52):
Jeers has to do with kids too, but it's actually
more of the parents that let their kids make helln
noise in church. Listen, there's a baby slash crying room
at church for a reason. If your kids a little
a hole, take them to that room and so everybody
else can just be at church and enjoy their peace. Man,
because that yesterday I couldn't even believe that these kids
were running around, you know, yapping, crying, screaming, and all

(54:15):
the parents are doing was.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Oh, they don't do a thousand.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
And it meant nothing, though I mean for an hour straight,
these kids were just running around being little a holes
and I would turn around and give the you know,
the stare, and it didn't make any difference.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
They could care less.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
But this is where what he will come in.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
Well, look, it bothers the parents just as much as
it does you.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
No, no, no, no, no, not in that situation. Oh,
church is different than a plane. The plane, you're stuck
on the plane. There is no baby room, there is
no place to take them at that point. And when
they were a little tiny infants like that, what are
you supposed to do? Not take the plane? But that
when that's you're the plane, there are also passengers back there. Man,

(54:55):
this is right that you that would be but that
we don't have that system yet. But we like, we
would like if they were crying, we at least get
up and start walking with them to the move that's what,
and pot them down restaurants other public places and stuff.
You we would never let we would. If the kid
was making a disturbent, we picked them up. We take
them outside and.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Like Jeff said, there is a room dedicated to crying children.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Specific double pane glass.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
You can't hear them, Is that the people are not
utilizing the room, which I didn't even know existed, and
I like it. They're not utilizing the room because they
can tune it out because it's their kids and they're
used to it.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Although those are the bad parents, but I'm saying you
were just saying all parents for the other because nobody,
nobody really wants to deal with that. The good parents
will take them out of a restaurant, but when you're
on an airplane, the good parents they don't want it either,
but there's nowhere they can go. You're on a plane,
what are you supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (55:51):
I found priests to be more like upfront about stuff.
I'm surprised they didn't call them out and be like,
get your kids out of here. Yeah, I mean I
wish they would. Yeah, it's so funny. I went to
my buddy's wedding and after the wedding, I was looking
for the bathroom when I was in the back of
the church, and the priest was like going off on
these nuns because they messed up some Q.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
And it's so.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Funny because like during the wedding, they're all like super
holy and stuff. But when I when I snuck back there,
riven in the Nuns and New Ones something.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah, it's hilarious. We rehearse this, yeah, eight seven forty
four Wooding. You could text us over to two to
nine eight seven. Sea Bass has an opportunity.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
I mean, if you love money and lots of it,
this is a real good opportunity.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Nice, but uh so it's it's it's half update, you know,
like an update to something we already know about, and
then half opportunity, an updated tunity for for people listening.
The woody ship Sea Bass has an opportunity for everybody
listen name. Yes, now the recap of where this money

(57:05):
that he wants to discuss where this money came from
from his lawsuit which I won.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Yes, so if you your call, I was going to
run for city council. I hired a company to gather signatures.
They failed, and they failed in a manner in which
I believed broke the contract that I signed for their services. They,
upon failing it, first offered me a small like three
thousand dollars back, and then they took that that offered
back total.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
How much did you up? Almost sixteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (57:28):
It was a lot of money, not a little bit
of money. However, so they offered me a refund. Then
they took it back when I said, give me the refund,
so I said, well, we're going to court.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
We went to court.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
I prevailed, which is again parentheses lawsuits pay please do
people if you want free money. But when I when
I won this lawsuit, technically fifteen nine and seventy eight
dollars and eighteen cents, I told I told people at
the start, like win or lose, I had already spent
that money, essentially, like I planned on them getting that money.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
They just gave me a bad result.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
So if I if I win to lose, I'm not
like gonna it's not gonna kill me either way.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
So now, and they budgeted for that loss, right, but
they sent me the check. The check cleared. Hell yeah, wow, So.

Speaker 8 (58:10):
Now I have I'll call it sixteen thousand dollars sitting
and I said, you know what I'd love more than
anything is giving money to what you show listeners.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
But I'm not, like, I don't understand why he wants
to give the money away. I mean, it's cool, it's good,
but it's cool.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Let it be for a productive purpose. Let it be
for something that that that is good for you, but
for me that produces something for the world.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
He's a venture capitalist.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Are you independently wealthy? Like do you could you not
use that money for I don't know, like brand, Yeah,
it could be for expense.

Speaker 8 (58:42):
I could you retire a month earlier or whatever, or
if you vested properly, so that's by the time you retire,
that that's you know, like half years a year, it's
worth of expenses. Yeah, But I say, you know, it's
much more fun is to to go out there like
Mark Cuban or mister Wonderful or Barbara Corkcorn. I want
to hear your pitches people. Now these are not just

(59:05):
pitches like hey, you should go to take a cruise
around the world. No, give me something that you can
provide or you can facilitate with any or part of
that sixteen thousand dollars that would be interesting, fun, beneficial,
beneficial for you, me or somebody else.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Even I saw there was like some organization they just
put up I want to say, it's one hundred and
fifty million dollars. They're looking for three good ideas to
bring back the city of San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Oh that nice, good look and.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
So I have these ideas out there, and then the
each fifty fifty million dollar quote winner that money goes
toward implementing their idea.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I think Cus is on something.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
We can do it for free, right Yeah, fire everyone
in charge.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
You've already spent billions and you've gotten worse.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
So stop allowing all this track.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
But I mean it's the same type of concept though,
where you're putting it out there saying okay, like let
me hear your idea, right, and and not just like
something that would be not just hey flight.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
To Dubai, which again I think was fun and cool,
but that's like not not something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
But give you an example. So let's say you can't
now write in with this one and expect to get
the money.

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
But just let's say you have a products here would
be here would be a a plus example. You have
some new product or technology that you think would make
cart narks way more interesting, like some some like segue
vehicle that's like super fast and cart shaped, or you
could design one and fabricate one for me that it's
like like me to zip around, you know, parking lots

(01:00:31):
in an interesting manner like that would be like the next.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Level that's a plus plus or.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Like or like, give me ten grand and I'll introduce
you to Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
That's let's see the problem with introducing Sidney Sweety is
that I might have that boner.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
There's not enough books.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
And also, let's Carter Brawn, who she's dating, is a billionaire.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
And it's to comte. But what you tell her that
you have a cyber truck though, yeah, yeah, changes everything.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
Yeah, but Gina, that's that's on the right track because
it's something that that person can specifically provide that a benefit,
right exactly. And this is again, so those are like
a plus ideas low. Our ideas would be, Hey, I'm
hot and I need my rent paid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Okay. On the text and he says, how about some
cash toward my classroom broke special ed teacher here?

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
Yeah, okay, I'm not gonna again no SOB stories. Let's
we should. I don't think we say that enough on
the show, and we're pretty good about it. But please,
for any contest, any giveaway, anything we're doing, we will
not listen to your SOB story. It sucks and it's boring.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
It's the way it works.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Yeah, people go hard automatically for anything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
You know what.

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
I think you're right because anytime we have like the
tiniest giveaway, it's dumbest.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
My son hasn't blah blah blah.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
It's preloaded, it's locked and loaded. So that's what I
never it's boring, it's it's unuseful.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I'm rinning back. No, want to make sure before your money,
you're the one in charge here. And by the way,
like that's not productive and interesting for me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Yeah, you know we'll have like a gift card for
a yogurt shop. And then it goes into like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Mike, I've never grandma Grandma's cancer. By the way, when
you watch how do you like, well, you know when
my when my foot fill off last year. No, it's
like I have something that's useful and productive for you.
Whereon else? How do people submit their ideas well to

(01:02:26):
the text is good?

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
But somebody recently who made a very stupid decision to
not let me look at the text anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
So I can't even see you said.

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
You did give him the opportunity.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
To get I told you, I take it am I
back on, huh my.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Back on, that's what you said. You didn't care. I
said I would take it. Okay, I'm not my logging
does not work, so okay, So Sam, the text is fine.
Uh that person is.

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Like just I already actually sent it for you, see
best actually last week, yeah, when we talked about this.
So I sent it, but I haven't heard back, but
I'll get on it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
The Texas the text is fine because we can go
that can look into that at that afterward or email
at the what do you show dot com?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
That's those are two good reason things.

Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
If you got a pitch for something, not just like
give me, but like, this is how we could I
give you an example.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Of like, you know, like a way to level up
a cart arc right yeah, concept or.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
Right yeah yeah, but not just like hey, but you're
not just like, oh you should fly to Japan, like
something I can use, something you can facilitate, even something
like what Gina said, I have access to blah blah
blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
I can help you get doo doo doo doo doo this.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
This would be a finder's fee or you know something
like that. So think, think along and the options are limitless,
and I'm willing to spend any.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Other there's like some kind of incentive like if they
do come up with, say some type of you know
thing for cartn arcs where yees, okay, the money is
used to do whatever that is.

Speaker 8 (01:03:43):
But then there's like a always a finder consultant absolutely money, like, Hey,
my cousin does blah blah blah, I can help you
with this and that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
I got a text saying throw a boxing match with Morgan.
I like that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
That's not a bad idea, but that's more of a
that's more of a pitch for Woody then for me,
that's that's what again for the show would be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
So this is one of those things you'll know it
when you see.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
It, right right. I'm not saying this is definitely gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
I'm just saying if the right idea is out there,
I'll definitely jump on it, because again, I have this
essentially free money as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Sea Bass's shark tank. Yeah, So send us a text
if you got an idea along those lines, Uh you
know that? Do you think Sea Bass mind entertained? You
could text it over to two two nine eight seven.
You can also send your ideas through the email email
at the woodieshow dot com. Take your time think hard. Yeah,
I mean, do you have any kind of like how

(01:04:34):
long do you want to leave this open for suggestions?
Like a couple weeks?

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Podcast people catch up? Okay? Cool? All right, so again
over to two two ninety seven. We'll keep you know,
seating it out there and reminding everybody, Yeah to ninety seven.
Your ideas on the text or send the email. Yeah.
Address again is email at the woodieshow dot com and
we'll and we'll see where it goes. Yeah, how about

(01:04:59):
uh fund my honeymoon to Japan? You can be our
tour guy.

Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
What one you Hey, I get to pay them money
to have fun when they're married.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
There's a suggestion for a strip club here. That seems reasonable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Yeah, just to start one. They need see money to
start in the life, just to go. What about like
something I could do by myself? Nine, great idea, let's
go to the strip club? Okay? How could I possibly
achieve that without you?

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Close mouths, don't get fit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I think this is more kind of the idea, right.
Seven one for a sea bass game show that we
film and pitch to Netflix. All right, that's not bad.
That's something more long lines of stuff that he's interested, right,
but you would you.

Speaker 8 (01:05:45):
Need to be able to do something to access that
for me, like, for instance, when.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
I have a studio guaranteed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I'll give you a perfect example.

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
Our friend Gabriela Gleasis when he first came on this show,
heard the d U i Q and he actually pitched
that he took me to meeting that only he could
get to because he's Gabriela. So that like, unless you
can provide that kind of access, then your idea is
just an idea.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I'm looking for.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
Ability, like you work for Hulu.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Yeah, whatever happened to that Sea mass we went a
few meetings and dance fizzled out, But that's.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Way, didn't somebody rip it off and do it anyways?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Right after you know who did a version, But I
don't believe.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
It was like immediately after you guys had your meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Right, I remember something there was something like that. Yeah,
it was on like MTV too. Yeah, yeah, they did
a terrible job. Yeah I remember that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
I do remember that. Yeah, like it it ran like
six episodes and died. H Bert and Tom Segura did
something about not not copying me at all, but something
involving drinking when they shot a pilot that they could
not sell because everyone was like out of their mind.
Trunk was like they told the story like the producer,
the producers like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Who's going to sponsor this? How can we sell this?
Uhh yeah, next time he's in here, let's ask him
about that story.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Six to six.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I'm sorry, Sea Bass, but the show listeners are stupid.
The art here's that's true. It says their ideas won't
be great. But look when when you're trying to be
insulting to other people, and i mean, maybe maybe you're right,
maybe we won't get any really great ideas, but you
might might give the kernel of something that could be coming,
but you also might want to spell things correctly. I'm sorry,
but the show listeners are stupid. There t H E

(01:07:18):
R E. Ideas won't be great. I mean, I don't
know what the issue is. Yeah, your ideas for what
to do with Sea Bass's money. If you have a
good idea, what if it's like a business idea that
they want to cut you into, kind of like they
would for Shark Tank.

Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
Sure exactly, but then that's exactly the kind of thing
Like I'm I'm working on this I have this blah
blah blah. What do they say in sharkic all the time?
We have a patent, not patent pending, but we have
a patent application in the works.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Something.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
You've got some stuff going for If.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
The perfect right idea in your mind doesn't come along,
so it offers off the table because you're not going
to just say, I guess that's.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
The one, right right, there's Shark Tank episodes where everybody's
out yeah yeah, So that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Then then I guess it'll have to go towards uh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
I'll take it, or I can do something fun with.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
It, towards the Menace Fund. I'll send your send your
ideas over two two nine eight seven or on the
email email at the woodieshow dot com. All Right, we'll
take a break. We'll come back More wood Shows next time.
I so wasted.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
The next morning, I will naked on the hotel floor.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
More Woody Shows next. Greg is one of the smartest
people I know and.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
One of the dubest people I know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Really, don't am I going crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Am I dumb? I don't have that other side like
you where you're really smart.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I think you're being too generous.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
The Woody Show all right, welcome back everybody. It is
the Woody Show. Thank you, by the way for all
the nice, nice words about the award. I got an award.
You sure did a major award, like the first, the
first actual industry award. I don't count like there was

(01:09:06):
like somebody said, oh, well you got four. Now it's
like getting the world's best dad mom. We got the
internal company. Yeah, I'm talking about like an industry recognize. Yeah,
where it's outside of your own home. Everybody gets world's
best mom and stuff like that. Yeah, but I won
this award, and uh, it was it was very nice,
you know. It was also very interesting and the menace.

(01:09:27):
You've been to this event before, Seabash, you've been to
this event before. You know, sometimes it's good to get
out of your own environment. I think it's a it's good.
It's healthy. It's a really good eye opener because man,
you hang around here for five minutes, you see how
nobody cares. You know, Jeff, this is this was your
first experience at this event altogether. But like, also, wasn't

(01:09:49):
it interesting how much respect what this show gets in
the industry among like all the people who run programming
for every other major radio company in the country and
other people who do this job and like all these
other morning show hosts across the country and people who

(01:10:09):
do this stuff, agents, consultants, everything else. This show is
a big deal everywhere, but here in our in our
own building, like we don't get the world's best at and.

Speaker 9 (01:10:20):
They and they weren't like glazing because they were citing
very specific things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Specific.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Yeah, I mean, they really check in and it was
very genuine.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
It was nice. It was it was so nice. Yeah,
it really was. And you know, I'm not a person.
I don't take compliments very well easily. It makes they
make me uncomfortable. And then you know, the award things
where I didn't know what to do or say, but
I just kind of, you know, I said what was
on my heart. You guys, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Like how you shouted out all the program directors that
through your career.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Ye, in chronological order. Yeah, it was just like, because
there's there's this small hand full of people, I would say,
you know, there's plenty of people who have been cool,
but the people who are like really you know, significant, Yeah,
instrumental in the influence that they had, not not just
on me, but who's like maybe gave me a break

(01:11:14):
or whatever. So it was very nice. It was it
was very nice. It's easy to get caught up of
what happens around here. We told you about like how man,
we could have incredible ratings or whatever, big events and
there's tons of people there, and there's not a mention
of it. There's not a whisper of it. In fact,
when it came to more recently, there was like some
really great ratings and blah blah blah blah blah. There's

(01:11:34):
no mention of it whatsoever. Because and I found out
because they didn't want to hurt the feelings of the
other posts. I've never heard of anything like that in
the building. No, because I tell you what, if it
was one of these other hosts that they were mentioning
to me who they had gotten those ratings, they wouldn't
care about like, oh, well maybe exactly luncheon. Well, the

(01:11:58):
blue arch thing that we always make fun of and
then we joke about, it's a real thing. It's not
like we're just being silly and saying, oh, they probably
have a balloon arch in a parade. No, there really
was a balloon arch arch for one of the other
host's birthdays. They make a big deal about when it's
their birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
If we say parade, that's not a joke either.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
They buy them a bus to be in a parade.
Oh that's right, there, you go, totally true.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
They will as this person's face and again, this is
not a bad person.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
They send out they send an email to everybody in
the building to remind everyone that it was a certain
host's birthday and to make sure that they wish them
a happy birthday. I'm like, Jesus Christ, like, what's going
on again, we don't blame that person, but because what
if they did that for you wouldn't even show up
that day? Yeah, they had a balloon arch for you, you
would hate it. No, No, but like it's just it's

(01:12:48):
just again, it's it's more efforts. It's more the compare
and contrast to like, you know, how things happen in
your own building compared to outside. I did this building. Uh,
but it was But I guess the point is it
was it was very nice. Yeah, it was. It was
fair and a lot of nice people like on the
on the Instagram leaving nice comments and things like that.

(01:13:10):
Voicemail sor right way.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
Too early to do that Hi E. Witty show. The
reason I am calling is because I saw that Woody
won the kid Cratic Award. Kitty Kratic Kit that award.
Congratulations Witty and the kid Cratic Award. I'm so happy
for you. It's well deserved. I think you are awesome.
I love your show. The radio show is great. I'm

(01:13:35):
in Kansas City now, so it's not something that's played
on our airways, but I still listen to you guys
on iHeartRadio. I hope you guys come back to Kansas City.
But yeah, I just want to let you guys know
that I was so proud of you guys. Congratulations Witty
and Greg Me love you are my forever favorite. Dina.
I wish we were friend menace you're You're a good

(01:13:59):
little buddy. And I also Morgan, I like you now
even more now that you've been open with us and
vulnerable and see best you keep on being that Summer's
Eve for the group. Okay, So yeah, I love you all.
I gotta go in until next time.

Speaker 8 (01:14:17):
By right by.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
The Summer's Eve. That's so funny, little buddy for me.
Yeah there's another.

Speaker 10 (01:14:28):
One, Hey, guys, I was just watching the Woody show
on the Instagram and how proud that it was cool?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Not proud, but like cool. That was to see Woody
get that award. And I also wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
To say that I've had sex with a go before.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
You know we are saying, like whatever you want to
share on the after Hours voice was cool? They did.
He's referencing was would you rather we did while you
were gone?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Would you rather, like legit, have sex with a goat
one time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
One time secretly and no one knew about it, or
or every time you met a new person you had
to tell them how you had sex with a goat
but you really didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Like and you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
You had to be like serious, like, hey, nice to
meet you. Oh I should let you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
But you actually did have sex with the No, no, no,
you never did?

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
You had to tell people that you did.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Yeah, every time you met that, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I would do that really, Yeah, I went with goat
one and done.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
You can get it up for a goat. I would
do whatever I could to not have to tell people
when I meet them that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
I had And you can't do it all sarcastic like
he's doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
You have to. But I think if even if you
did say it, like with a straight face and sincere,
it would probably come across as a joke because people
wouldn't think that you were serious. It would be your
responsibility and the only reaction would be.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Like, uh, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
In this scenario, you have to anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Table for two, but every person.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Yeah, because it'd be like, oh, here's the guy who
always introduces himself as I had sex with a goat guy.
Very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
No, No, I really did. Yeah, but you really didn't
really know, but you have to say.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
No, I understand. Yeah, I would still go with that,
all right, I could. I don't think I can get
a boner for a goat?

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Ain't you dot com goat man?

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
It's just say you want to have sex with a goat?

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I think I did.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I don't know what you went with, yeah, goat sex?
All right? All right, back to school week and we're
looking for teachers who's saying f that kid or parents

(01:16:53):
or the district that you're working for or whatever. We've
we've given an open mic to many people. But with
with back to school happening, this is an opportunity for
teachers to hit us up and let us, know, you know,
like you can just you can just open up and
vent to us. So like, same deal on our after

(01:17:13):
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if you
would like to just send us a text. Like everybody,
I think every teacher that I've ever met, man, they
love to complain about like the kids and the parents. Yeah, yeah,
I've I've heard a lot over the years. Yeah, and
some really good stories Like dude, I can't believe that
that actually I would have been I would have been

(01:17:36):
in troubled school, sure, yeah, but I would have been
destroyed at home. Yeah. I wouldn't have my parents coming
down to the school back to yell at the teachers
for yelling at me because I did something that I
wasn't supposed to do. Yep. Yeah. So again, if you
got a good thing that you're a good story, you
could be anonymous, but just hit us up on the text,
just say, you know, call me, text me and then

(01:17:57):
and then we'll get back to you. But that'll be
that'll be coming up a little bit later on in
the week. Phones here they're open, same number, eight seven
seven forty four, Wooding. You can set us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Dude, the w
NBA is nothing but drama. Yeah, it's just straight dude,
It's just straight drama. So there, there's there's a there's

(01:18:18):
a couple of things. Number one, I don't know if
you saw the Kaitlyn Clark technical foul. Yes, okay, so
very light. But yeah, Kaitlyn Clark was was uh, you know,
uh driving through and this block happened and like she
was basically directed into you know, out of bounds, you know,
out of the basket. Yeah, and her momentum carried her

(01:18:40):
to where she just barely grazed the official, who made
no effort to get out of the way. The official
was just standing there, right, and it wasn't like she
went out of her way to hit the official. So
the official gave her a technical barrel. That's, you know,
my mistake, girl.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Yeah, yeah, what year is this?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
And they why did you say, Jeff? They rescinded that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Yeah, they rescinded it so she'll be able to play
tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Yeah, okay, so they rescinded that one. Then there was
a game between same Indiana Fever who who Caitlin Clark
plays for and the Chicago Sky. This chick name uh
Dejohnny Carrington. I believe it got tossed because she closed
lined Sophie Cunningham on Indiana. Now, Sophie Cunningham's that you've

(01:19:26):
seen the meme where she the female the basketball player
pointing yeah and she closed lined, I mean, right across
the head in the game. So the refs initially called
a common foul, but then they reviewed it, they upgraded
to a flagrant two, which that gets you kicked out. Right,
So Dejohnay was not over that posts after the game

(01:19:49):
on social media with the words white privilege and tagged
the Indiana Fever account. Right, Oh okay, so she's not
talking about any and all. But you like, so now
this regular w NBA game is a full blown social
media beef. I mean, it's already ridiculous. It just seems
like it's about everything but basketball. You you you were
talking about in the office, and I think you're right.

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
Yeah, it's never any good news. And they have like
a lot of good players, They got a lot of
great personalities. Thirty years, they're celebrating their thirtieth anniversary this year.
But everything you hear is about something of fighting or
a ref or Kitlyn Clark. It's never just about anything
positive about the game, and it's embarrassing, so I.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Obviously don't pay enough attention to it. I've just seen
the clips like everybody else has on social media. Do
you think they really have it out for Caitlyn Clark,
like the players and stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:20:35):
I think a certain portion of them do. I think so? Yeah, Well,
I just think because she got all the shine initially
and they're like, hey, we were here too, and blah
blah blah. But you know, at the same turn, people
who argue that, hey, thanks to Caitlin Clark and all
the attention in the rings going up, you all got
paid more too.

Speaker 7 (01:20:49):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Finally people are paying attention now.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
They say, yeah, the narrative has been like everyone's always
attacking her and stuff like that, but there has been
a kind of a turning point with her. If you
actually go break down all the videos, they say that
she is the lebron of the w n B A
where she's like a big time actress, like big time flopper,

(01:21:12):
passive aggressive, Yeah, like where she pretends to be the
victim all the time. These are not my words. This
is what people are saying on social media that actually
follow this that she is more of an actress than
it's made out to be. Not that she can't shoot
threes like all day long and you know, back it up,
But when it comes to this, like people are being

(01:21:32):
aggressive towards her, it's like not as as crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
As not that there's a ton of people taking the
w n B A seriously. They're still not. They're still
not taken seriously. But of the people who do take
them seriously, I believe, and somebody had just texted her
about this, the only reason that they are is because
of Caitlin Clark, like she.

Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
Bron's, the attendance, the like, like the money, all that
stuff is solely thousand percent we had with you. Remember
Bill Burr a few years ago said, you guys always cry,
right before Kaitlyn Clark came out. He said, you guys
always cry about nobody's going to NBA game WNBA games,
no one's watching.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Why is that on me as a dude to go do?

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Why why do I have to do that?

Speaker 8 (01:22:13):
Because when you guys are left to your own devices,
guess what does get ratings? The Real Housewives? Yeah, drama,
the fighting, which again is exactly what the WNBA is
getting all this press for is drama and fighting because
the product is terrible, is what Menace will say.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
So here's here's the other thing with the w NBA today.
There's a former NBA player, his name is Royce White.
I love this, and he is now saying that he
is entering his quote feminine era, and he's planning to
declare for the twenty twenty seven w NBA Draft.

Speaker 14 (01:22:47):
You say, right now, I'm just having a blast in
my feminine era. I never thought that I was a woman,
you know. I've always trusted the science and I thought
I was a man my entire life. But you know,
after further review, you know, look strong, look at my
personal preferences, it would appear that I am indeed sometimes
identifying as a transgender woman. And I think it's only

(01:23:09):
fair I'd get a chance to play with with some
of my queens here on the twilight of my career,
my athletic primeme.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Yeah, and he says he wants to play basketball with
his quote fellow ladies. Yeah, totally it. Yeah, he announced
that he identifies as a transgender woman for the purpose
of playing professional basketball again. He and another former NBA player,
Enus kantor Freedom. They're both using the league's own eligibility
language against them. So the WNBA's current agreement only says

(01:23:37):
that quote women are eligible, but they don't really explain
how transgender eligibility works. So when you say women, like
what do you mean? Which is crazy? You have to
even ask what do you mean by that? Women? Should
just be self explanatory? Not a biology major neither dude.
It has actually submitted official draft paperwork yet, but mark calendars,
you guys. Twenty seven w NBA Draft. It's everything you

(01:24:02):
want basketball drama, and I guess at least one dude
shown up in a wig. Ye literally, yeah he did. Yeah,
I said that with purpose.

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
I get what Royce is doing here from a performative
stick standpoint, but it doesn't help that he did it
on the Alex Jones Show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Yeah. I don't think he's trying to hide that. He's
making a mockery of it. Yeah, but sure through his actions.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Yeah, you're passionate and what you want to go after,
I think that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
There are better ways to do it. I don't think
he's really going after anything. I think he's I think
it's just for this. I think it's just for the joke.
Well obviously. Well, it's like I think, wasn't there a
lawsuit in Denver a number of years ago where there
was like a group of guys they filed like some
kind of lawsuit against the bars and clubs that had
ladies nights?

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Right, again more weird behavior. Well, I mean, like why
do you care just go to another bar? I I
agree with that, but it's all.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
We would handle it. But they're making a point.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Yeah, correct, But I'm saying, if you know, there are
other things that like if you're trying to make a
point about how why is it that certain groups have
this privilege or this whatever, why can't we have that
same privilege? And you're using something to make your point.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
I get that. Yeah, but the answer is do you
want ladies to show up at the bar or not?

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Yeah, But like what I'm saying, But that Julia case
was tossed by the way, Yeah, oh no it was.
It was I'm saying, but again I don't think it
was ever serious serious. It more of just used to
make a point. It was the vehicle to make a point.

Speaker 8 (01:25:35):
Right, and that we should point out here that why
is this even a point to be made is because
this question was raised a week or two ago and
certain w people did not we're not black and white
about it, And because these guys aren't just coming out
of nowhere to just make a point for no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Yeah, well, I guess the WNBA has to be something
other than the play itself because it's not good. We
saw the All Star game that's supposed to be one
one dunk, one dump, you one dunk. You look at
the ratio to dunks to air balls.

Speaker 8 (01:26:05):
Hey, it's more like it's more bricks that hit underneath
the rim. Yeah, it's liked real bad layups.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
And Jeff, you said the w NBA has been around.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
For thirty years.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Dude, Yeah, it's crazy to think that, right, Like he
said that, I go, is that right? I know I
was thirty years?

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Like am I The only one who didn't know is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
I would have said like fifteen tops.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I would have said ten time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
I would have said thirty because I'm a feminist. Oh right,
cheers and jeers who have not got to yet Sea
mass cheers to horticulture. We brought up horticulture.

Speaker 8 (01:26:40):
When is that hoarding or like, yeah, it's not that
it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
It's not prostitution.

Speaker 8 (01:26:45):
It is the plants, technically, the science and art of
growing plants like fruits, vegetables, flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
I said that not being totally confident. I'll be honest
with you. Yeah, I'm just happy I got it right.
I thought it was agriculture.

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
Agriculture, but what did you sature at a culture?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Look what that is.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
So here's what it is. We talked about how I
bought a banana tree. I think it was inspired by
Greg talking about plums and stuff like man I would
have I've been pluming to plant some trees.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
The banana trees kicking ass.

Speaker 12 (01:27:16):
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
And by the way, it is like a new, big,
new leaf grew out of it. They don't grow leaves
on arms, which is what they call them arms. Uh,
they because bananas are not actually trees. They are technically
giant herbs.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
What bananas are.

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
Yeah, yeah, the world's the largest giant herb. So like
a little spiral come out the middle of it. That's
that leaf unfold, it'll flop over and then it keeps
coming and coming and coming. And so my little banana
tree is out public on public land.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Because when you got it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:49):
It was all thin and kind of brown. Yeah, those
leaves are dying off, but new ones are coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
And that's now that two new leaves coming in. How
was Jeff G's post holes told great?

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
And but the thing with banana Nanner's is you got
to water the hell out of them because they are
basically tropical plants. Well, what I did is I bought
a hollow plastic rock that's designed to be a slow
drip waterer, so it holds five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
This guy loves a project many because it's in plain sight.
And I don't want to just throw a bucket of
the thought you're.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Gonna use little like QVC Home Shopping Network bulbs, you
know those ugly.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
How long until crackhead like finds it kicks it over?

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
Okay, there's the problem, and it's you raise a very
good point because I have gone to water my band
a tree and I've seen crackheads in the neighborhood and
kind just chilling by it. Yea, and so so I'm
aware of but I put it out of the way.
It's not enough footpath directly, but crackheads will just break
stuff for the sahead.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Walk just walk by a tree.

Speaker 8 (01:28:47):
But here's what I think I think nature of his
finds a way because I walked over to it over
the weekend, someone else had watered it no way, Like
the ground was obviously moist and was obviously exactly around
the root of the tree. It looked like when I
but I hadn't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Been there in a few days. Didn't smell mound dew.

Speaker 8 (01:29:06):
There was way too much water to be that way. Also,
there was a giant jug that was there. But but
but it wasn't just like someone dropped a jug. It
was exactly around if they recognize what I'm doing, if
they saw me doing it. So that was last month.
This month, I've already bought and planted an apple tree.

(01:29:28):
It's in the same neighborhood, but also in the wild. Okay,
why because I like it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
It's fine, Well Craig, why gardening? Yeah, why, well, that's
one thing if you had a house, you had some
land or whatever. I was going around the city, just
like in random areas. If he's going to do tree,
is the way SeaBASS would do it, like gorilla style. Yeah,
he gets on these tears. Why but uh, Greg brought

(01:29:54):
up what's the meaning of life? And it's to be
of service? Yes, and supervising nourishment.

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
But to your point, minutes, these things are in areas
where the second bananas start sprouting off, that's thing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
They're gone. I mean, the crackheads will sam hunger smoke them.

Speaker 8 (01:30:10):
Because bananas actually they can grow pretty quickly and they're
I'm learning a lot about bananas. So they'll grow like
a big shoot up the middle that'll bust up to
maybe six eight, maybe even fifteen twenty feet depending on
the banana tree. And then the flower will come out
and a big bunch of bananas will come out and
it'll hang down, and then the crackheads will steal it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
And now again why because on the text and one's like, yeah,
I may have forgotten the reason behind the planting. It
was just to do it. I just liked seeing stuff
like that.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
I think it's fun when you walk around neighborhoods and
there's like oranges.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
I planned that a tree, well, Greg, you know, I
looked up. I looked at does take ten years too,
I thought.

Speaker 8 (01:30:47):
So when I bought the banana tree, I saw that
I already had an account with this particular horticulturist. I
bought an avocado tree five years ago. I forgot about it.
Where then I think it's around the station somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
I couldn't find.

Speaker 8 (01:31:01):
I was like, well, I go back in my Google
my Google Maps timeline, which they've.

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
I did give Sea Bass my air tags exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:31:11):
Well, but Google Maps re wiped all their stupid location data, which,
let's say I hate it was useful. So there's an
I had the same idea like five years ago, And
there's an avocado tree somewhere, probably dead, but but greg
because I cause I live in an area where both
bananas and because apples need cold typically, but there are
They've they've done all this genetic engineering, thank you jeans,

(01:31:33):
and they've got ones that are they're warm, hearty, and
bananas can't go places that are too cold. They get
that's considered GMO, right, probably in this case, there's there's
they always like GM.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
The bananas we know today are vastly different than what
they are.

Speaker 8 (01:31:51):
One, there's artificial selection, which is how we have bananas
and corn and wheat and rice. But then there's actually
going in and splicing geens, which is different.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
I don't know if this is true. You guys at
one point said you don't like the artificial banana flavoring.
I hate it and stuff. I don't know if it's
true or not. That was what banana's originally tasted like.
And because of how they've been whatever over the years,
now they taste the way that you think they're supposed
to taste in the original like the flavoring. The artificial

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flavoring is how they used to taste.

Speaker 8 (01:32:22):
Fake banana flavor tastes different from modern banas because it's
based on the chemical iso aimyal acetate, which mimics the
rich and intense profile of the historic gross Michelle banana.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Right the research somebody mentioned it to me and I
I hate the banana.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
It's an interesting you said, it's an herb. I always
thought the big fun fact with bananas that they were.

Speaker 8 (01:32:45):
Berry because of how they wear, how they bury.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
The banana fruit is a berry.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
Can you plant the little mini bananas? Because I like those.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
I have seen those, and they advertised those plantains bananas.

Speaker 8 (01:32:57):
Well, there's difference between that. They make many bananas and
like potatoes, right, pented plantata.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Kind of gross.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
It's like a little minis.

Speaker 8 (01:33:04):
Yeah, but they make menace. They make basically these mini
nanno trees and They're designed to be put on like
a patio or something.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
You can put them in your house.

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
Yeah, keep it on a roller pot.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Because when I was going through Maui, you know, you
go through that super windy road, there's all these little
road to Hanna, Yeah, the road to Hanna and then
to the Seven Sacred Pools, and they had little tiny
banana stands there and all it was all little mini bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
I could get there before we move on to your
Geers eventually here ye, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
So I said.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
I used to work for the city Urban Force, and unfortunately,
when we come across unpermitted trees we that are not
approved by our bursts in the area, we have to
cut them down and removing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Yeah, because I'm sure they do, because we didn't pay
nine hundred dollars to plan them.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Here's the thing. I'm sure you do. But I've seen
how the city operates, and I worried about it.

Speaker 15 (01:33:50):
You're talking to the guy who's going out and cutting
the off people who chain signs to light poles that
sit there for years. So I'm not too worried about
the effectiveness of mad brush everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Have you been what you got for Geers? Jeers to
fudgeticles specific well specifically the no sugar fudge pops. Why
would you ever buy those in the first place, because
they've come along no sugar has come a long way. Yeah,
it's like men false cigarettes.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
I was I was walking by there they were in
the end caps like forty calories per fudgicle. I've had Halo,
We've had Halo top, all those like all those ice creams.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Are pretty down good.

Speaker 8 (01:34:32):
Well that was ten years, but what it is. Yeah,
So I was like, I'll try that an hour later
because I had had about six of them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
The most painful gas of my life. Yeah, and not
a good way like with gas like okay, I'm farting whatever. No,
but like when it sticks in your stomach and can't
get out and you're like, oh, I've got appendicitis.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Uh huh, terrible this one is in this case. And
I wasn't worried about that because I've complained about that before.

Speaker 8 (01:34:58):
I'm aware that like hard care candies or like the
fake peanut like the no sugar peanut butter cups have
the stuff in there that gives you just diarrhea and gas.
But I thought vegetacles are like there's solidified liquids, and
we figured out those, you know, like diet coke doesn't
give you gas in diarrhea, sorbital terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
I was two hours either on the toilet or just
farting after six after after. I appreciate the warning about
the no sugar fudgeicles. Yeah, I mean there's not I
can't imagine a world what I would ever buy one.
Would you buy a udgetacle a fudgeticle? Yes, oh, but
because it's no sugar, then sudden because it's hell no, no, no,

(01:35:37):
Like there's just something with those. Like the desserts, like
the sodas are fine, but a lot of the desserts,
the no sugar dessert they always they always gonkey yeah right, yeah,
like sugar free candies.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Sugar free you're talking about like Halo Top stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Right, Halo Top, same thing. I'm with Greg on the Yeah,
it's my daughter somehow grabbed the wrong package. These were
like sugar were low sugar whatever, they were gummy worms. Man,
these things were awful. Yeah, we're not there yet.

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
Yeah, well not only are we not there apparently in taste.
As far as like the taste, I didn't care. It
wasn't bad when I was eating them. But it just
the the artificial sugars or these sugar alcohols are so bad.
And if you're not looking, and if you have six,
which again this box eighteen, I could have had.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
More, I could have been dead. It was so I
couldn't eat anything, I couldn't drink. Oh, alright, Gina, cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
All right, big old, big, big, big cheers to puppy preschool. Man,
God blessed these people. God blessed these trainers.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
We've gone pet.

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
Yeah, but it's like in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
And pet store work. Yeah, they are the best.

Speaker 6 (01:36:44):
I you know, I hate the phrase I trust the process,
but man, I had to trust the process. We've gone
to like six classes and my little girl has gotten
so much better. It's it's just this has been a godsend.
First of all, she's scared of dogs because she was
a litter of one, and she's a brat, so she's
always barking at other dogs and being a pain in

(01:37:05):
the ass. Not anymore, because this is also part, you know,
half the classes, puppy socialization. She doesn't hide behind me anymore.
She didn't hide under the chair. She's getting out, she's playing,
she's so much calmer at home now. She's also five
months old now, but she's less. There's less barking, she's
more obedient. She's just like growing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Up well less.

Speaker 6 (01:37:26):
But also I don't care because she lost all her
vampire teeth, so we're in that great sweet spot of
how she basically has no teeth, so she's nipping less,
but also when she doesn't it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
But yeah, she's.

Speaker 6 (01:37:36):
Following commands better, she's sleeping more, she's basically less spassy.
And again I think it's.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
I had you figure it out what the sleeping thing,
because you, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
Easy, you guys kill because there was no reason for
her There's no there was no reason for her to
be going to bed when I was going to bed,
which is like right after dinner and you know, hearing
everyone else in the house was keeping her up. But
it's more psychological because I felt responsible for her, like
maybe Andy and the kid weren't paying attention to her.

(01:38:05):
I was supposed to this somehow. She was my dog
and I had to put her to bed, and I
was like, what am I doing? This is all of
our dog. I go, you guys have fun with her.
I'm going to bed and that stopped immediately. That So
that was me thinking that, like everyone assumed I was
supposed to only.

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Oh see, I didn't realize that. I didn't realize like
there was still action going on in the house and
you were trying to.

Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Get Yeah, I was taking her like an idiot. So
that really wasn't That wasn't her fault. That was operator error.
But she's just she's just gotten so much more well behaved,
and I have to attribute it to these wonderful trainers,
so that it's just been so good for her. We
go twice a week and it's great. Jeers. I know
this is going to sound a little late to the party,

(01:38:45):
but it's not. Jeers to Dennis Hoff. Remember Dennis Hoff,
the Bunny Bunny Ranch, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
The owner of the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, the.

Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Cat House or ip is not is not.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
And I know we've all I was dead still in trouble.

Speaker 6 (01:39:02):
Yes, we've all had interviews with him. I've interviewed he's
you know, he's been around in our orbit. But I
just watched the Secrets of the Bunny Ranch on Hulu,
and again we all kind of knew he was like
this big, outlandish dude. You know, pamp and whatever, and
like doing his thing. Oh I'm a businessman. But there
were so many more things that were so much more disturbing,
Like you know, on.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
The show was alway supposed to.

Speaker 6 (01:39:24):
Be like the girls are having fun, and allegedly, you know,
obviously all that was just for the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
The girls weren't getting pain.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
In fact, they were losing money because they weren't working
when they were filming. He was drugging them. He was
tasting the wearers. When a new girl would come, he loved.
Right when they turned eighteen, he would they would campaign
or have like tables set outside high schools and places
where kids go, would be like, oh, you know, when
you're a teen year should give me a call. Loved

(01:39:51):
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Allegedly. Also, how the hell could that happen? What do
you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
How was off property across the street?

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
Also, when you say you can leave any time you
want and you make a ton of money, here's the thing, ay,
you could not leave any time you wanted. He got
very threatening. And also he basically, according to this documentary,
made these girls indentured servants. So they said we split
everything fifty to fifty. But then oh, I got to
take out your room and board, I got to take
out this, I got to take out that I got.

(01:40:23):
So they were in so much debt working there. They
had to work just to get out of debt.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
It's like signed to a record label exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:40:34):
Yes, they call it financial bondage because you're bonded to
them because you're so in debt. You're never getting out
of this. So we all thought we knew this guy,
you know, just like this bomb basket over the top whatever.
But yeah, you know what, good riddance.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
That's on Hulu.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
Yeah, it's on who. It's called Secrets of the Bunny Ranch.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
He's a really good camera was a really good camera man. Yeah,
he came in, did you an interview? And then one
of the ladies service, one of the guys on the
show him.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
And Dennis Hoff was the cameraman for.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Warned it and then we played it back in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
So this is good quality.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
And it's funny because when I saw when I interviewed him,
he was actually he seemed kind of nervous, like not
for me, but just I don't know if something happened
to him that day. And I was like, oh, he's
not as confident as I thought he was.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
We had him on the show and he was fun,
yeah from what I remember, but yeah, a man.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
And then I get it like happy go lucky, weirdo,
kind of pimp dude. But after watching this, I'm like, nah,
we didn't need him.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Well he's good news. He's dead anyway, So.

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
This just happened to you, happen to recently too. Is
once you're dead, people could say whatever, you're not there too. Yeah,
you're not there to defend yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
He's not somebody I would go up against if he
was alive. So I think this is probably the better way.

Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
Four.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Wooding sent us a text over to two two nine
eighty seven more what he showed next, Hang up right back.
It doesn't sound or look appealing at all. It's just
like you got to pretend that they're actually entertaining. Yeah,
and I pretend it is exhausting. The Woody show. Well,

(01:42:08):
the nurse in Montana went out to Granite Peak went
hiking with two friends. They were about twelve thousand feet
up when this nurse stepped on a small loose rock
and fell forward and paled themselves on their trekking pole
pole went through the lat muscle was sticking out on

(01:42:31):
both sides, roughly eight inches in between the two holes. So,
you know, being a nurse realizing nothing vital was punctured,
no bleeding or light headedness, instead of waiting for the extraction,
I just decided to hike on down and get some help.
Oh yeah. So the hike, by the way, was was
ten miles. Ten miles even from the bottom of the

(01:42:54):
hill was still another two hours to the nearest hospital.
So between the time of the accident happened at the
time when the pole was finally moved, dude, nine hours
and they took this own. Gonna be fine, but still,
you know, even though you're gonna be fine, going through
that whole experience mentally going how could that have been avoided?

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Greg? Well, let's see, you got a mountain and you
have your couch, you pick.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Yeah, not hiking wouldn't have happened at Just another story
about how a hike has gone bad and you don't
what are you what are you gonna get impaled on?
If you're at home on the couch when you're remote,
Let's go hiking.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
You don't need those skip phole hiking things when you're
at home, thank you. Yeah, plain and simple.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Do you really need them when you're on a hike though?
Is it just to look like an official hiker?

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
I think it's if you're old.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
We see it for old people.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
I love them. I want to use them because they're
kind of sissy, you know. I mean, nobody on the
shows and authority anything physical.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Or hiking or no.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
But when I go on leisurely walks in the woods
and won't call it hiking. It's only the elderly that
I really was.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
And they're really really really long.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
But if you're like hiking some of the kind of
like loose gravel like that, you should use them.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
All right now, you guys know, I love Shake Shack.
It's awesome. I'm a fan. It's my favorite fast food burger,
really good. But this video, and I don't know if
you saw it, has gone viral because this customer had
heard that. You know, when you do the Kiosks, which
I don't like ordering from the Kiosks when there's a
counter right there and there are people at the counter,

(01:44:25):
can't you take the order?

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
They're saying hi and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
Like I it's fine, Like if there is a kiosk
available to maybe those who don't want to have that interaction.
To me, it's quicker because it's like, all right, well,
let me just put the order in. You do this
all the time, boom boom. It seems to be faster.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
I love the kiosks.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
I hate the kioka. I can see the full menu.
You can't see the menu otherwise.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
I feel like you can see more. Yeah, customize anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
I don't like. I mean, I will use the kiosk
if I have to. But this person had heard and
they tried it out for themselves. You put your order
in at shakechack on the kiosk, and it gives you
a price, and then, like everywhere else now, it asks
would you like to leave a tip for what? For
your robo computer? You're at the kiosk, everything right, and

(01:45:13):
so when you say no, it says, stand by, there's
a recalculation of price, and the price on your items
goes up. WHOA, there's a bit. He shows it. So
he and his wife they went and they tried it.
They ordered three shakes. The price per shake was five
dollars and ninety nine cents. They hit skip on the

(01:45:35):
tip and it brought up the screen about how, oh
ever do that when you're booking a flight or you're
booking something. Oh, hold on the price has changed, where
they say there's something hey, that price is no longer
available and recalculae. It's that same kind of message that
comes up. And so now instead of it being five
to ninety nine per shake, the adjusted price went to

(01:45:55):
six forty nine per shake. So you're given that dollar
fifty if you're getting three shakes, no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
So shake Shack responded because they were getting blown up
by everybody online. They said, and let's see if you
believe this. The up charge is not shakeshack policy. We're
looking into it with the licensee that operates that specific location.
They're saying, this is an isolated issue.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Just at that one place.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
I didn't realize they franchised. Yeah, because I was there recently.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
I don't remember if I tipped or not. I must
have because I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Well did you pay attention? No? But I mean I
would have noticed. We're recalculating. You would have noticed, damn
no thing. No. Well, it's like restaurants that they automatically
charge you whatever percent so they can offer our employees benefits. Yeah, right, right, Well,
just put it into the price already that's on the menu,
don't We would don't recalculate it once I've decided that

(01:46:51):
I'm either you know, tipping or not tipping. Does a
bigger tip get you a bigger discount?

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
Like we're adding three percent to your bill for healthcare
for the right Wait.

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
You said this was America.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Yeah they did. Yeah, because I'm looking up right now.
They said they don't franchise in the United States. But
the license that operates that it's well, I don't know,
I don't know how it worse. Who cares. The point
is when you when you say you're not tipping on
the shake shack kiosk, it'll adjust the price to be high.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
Yeah, per thing.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Yeah, they're going to get that dollar fift What do
you want to type in the you know, just type
in shake shack tip, yeah, and you'll you'll see it pop.
It pops up.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
Because sometimes these franchise guys they get a little crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Oh yeah, they start doing their own thing. Yeah. But
is that how McDonald's got the fish sandwich. Yeah, because
there was like a there was a franchise e who
it was lent and he wanted he was getting killed
on Fridays during lent money, and so a right smashed
your face on the headphones, thinking I looked over there,

(01:47:58):
looked like you smashed your face.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
So he was getting killed on Fridays, and so he
decided to offer up a fish sandwich on the menu
at his particular location, and it blew up. And the
guys who were running you know this is back in
the earlier days, They're like, oh, technically that wasn't allowed, right, Well,
I don't know. I mean now, there's very specific rules

(01:48:21):
of you are a franchise about things that you can
or can't do. They can't like Greg's McDonald's, and you
do things wildly different Dog Donald's right there.

Speaker 7 (01:48:30):
The Wood show.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
's see, I got a couple of things here. I
got a story involving a fun accent. This is in Colorado.
This driver gets pulled over by the cops. Yep, and
see if you can see if you can relate here

(01:48:55):
Greg this demeanor.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know my demeanor when I get
pulled over because you been with me.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Oh wait, we have the body can flats drink right Yeah. Anyway,
so gets pulled over for speeding and uh, let's see
how this interaction with this police officer when here we go. Yes, sir,
a little fast, I wanted warning again? Uh fun accent ahead, Yes, sir,

(01:49:23):
a little fast I I was.

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
I wasn't driving.

Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
That's a test.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Driving or the pilots. He's in a Tesla, so I
wasn't driving. It was on autopilot.

Speaker 4 (01:49:32):
Not my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Yeah, how stupid, medis.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
Don't you think he kind of has a point.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
No, because even when you're on cruise control or autopilot,
you are still responsible, You're still wheel.

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
You're supposed to be paying attack.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
I know you are, I'm saying, but legally he.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Was not driving.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
Yes, No, he does not have a point. Why because
legally he is responsible, was driving?

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
He will? Okay, That's why I'm asking medics, because he's
mister your generator.

Speaker 8 (01:50:00):
But that doesn't apply to way most though, which essentially
is the same technology.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Are they not licensed differently?

Speaker 8 (01:50:07):
I'm sure they are, but I think but I think
the I'm sure they are, which is the whole point.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
But the results what matters. Yes, sir, a little fast,
I was.

Speaker 7 (01:50:15):
I wasn't driving.

Speaker 4 (01:50:16):
That's assess driving all the pilots.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
You're in charge, though, so I need to see your
driver's license.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
I interest, but I wasn't driving, so it doesn't matter.
Like you're in the driver's seat.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
You can you can say you can blame the car
all you.

Speaker 16 (01:50:28):
Want, but but how how can we prom do you
have a driver's license, you're still driving. You can say
the car is driving, is all you want. The judge
is not going to play that game you were driving.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
If you changed to trust the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
I need to see your superboys, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Can you imagine asking for the supervisor in that situation
at that point you tried the whole it was on autopilot.
It didn't work at that point. Just take the ticket man,
shut up and deal with.

Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
It later, and say there's no way that the car
was going over to the speed limit because it has
computers and he knows how fast it should be going.

Speaker 8 (01:50:59):
You can, I'll tell you can program testlast to go
faster than the speed limit.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
Hell yet, dog mad max mode.

Speaker 4 (01:51:06):
But in this case, I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
In your honor, show me show me the burgraming.

Speaker 16 (01:51:12):
That is not going to play that game you were driving.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
If you to trust the bar, I need to see your.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
This is your ticket. On the bottom is a complaint number.
Do you want to talk to I just want to speak?

Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
Wis this is your copy? Do you want your drivers back?
So you can't a question?

Speaker 7 (01:51:29):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
Do you want to.

Speaker 8 (01:51:30):
You can't aggress me like don't aggress the The Sovereign
Citizen movement has gotten a lot of people in a
lot of trouble. Are we still over that half of
what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
I'm not traveling, I'm not driving, he's not going that far.

Speaker 8 (01:51:43):
But he's doing a lot of their stuff about supervisors
and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
You can't talk to me like this.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
Where's this gofund me for me?

Speaker 16 (01:51:51):
So you can't a question, sir?

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
Do you want you?

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
I want to got my drovers the bat.

Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
I need to speech before you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
You want me to call him here? Yes, well I'll
tell him that you want him here. I'll see what
he says.

Speaker 4 (01:52:03):
Okay, you kind of trick me that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
Are you going to say I want your supervisor right now?

Speaker 7 (01:52:09):
And you would be here?

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
Went goodbye. I don't know how they change your voice
like that?

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
Greg getting getting that so it just never stops being hilarious,
and we.

Speaker 8 (01:52:23):
Should probably do PSS number one. Don't act like Greg
number two. The cop is not lately required to bring
you a captain or a supervisor film. They're not legally
required to do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
I'll put the word in if they want to come
meet you here on the side of the road. But like,
I'm going to go about my job. You were speeding.
I gave you the ticket. You want to fight it,
here's the way it can plain. You can show up
at cord or whatever you will later.

Speaker 6 (01:52:44):
The German first time I've personally ever heard a cop
leaving and be like.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
No, no, no, I'm here.

Speaker 6 (01:52:52):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 8 (01:52:53):
I mean, I'm basically the same as a card mark.
And that happens to me all the time. People are
like they're calling nine on one and they're like.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
No, you gotta stay. I do not. Oh so I
can get the recapt on this. But people kept telling
me there was like a beef between Greg and Sea Bass. Well,
it's really between Greg and facts. Unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
Okay, let's do it today and daily gas lighting from
Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
You can nuts use the word cherry pick. What was
it about? He was playing some audio about some dude
talking about Dougan News and it was I E. Pitbull
hatred segment. As always, it's the same thing every time.
To be fair, that it would like it, right, He's like, no.

Speaker 2 (01:53:34):
It's different, it's different. It's going to be different. You're
gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
And it was some dog trainer saying, how the breed
pit bull, he'll know the breed when he sees it
because it's not an actual breed, and that you could
be sitting with your family dog a pit bull and
out of nowhere it could attack, and I said, so
can any dog. And then I was cherry picking, hold
on before we go, before we go any further. Yeah,
question ques technicality, like I've heard you say, like you

(01:54:01):
know it's not a breed, then how do you then
how does it get identified as a pit bull? According
to this guy, a block shaped head. Yeah, like just
just in general though, like our pit bull is not
a is that not? I mean it's a blanket term
for many different.

Speaker 8 (01:54:18):
Types blockheads, and well by by many types, so by
the numbers that there's a lot of cross.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
Breeding and things of that nature, right, Okay. I've always
just wondered about that because.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
I in the audio we heard, he was pointing out
that the pit bull can out of nowhere just attack
a family member, And I said, so can a Doverman
son of rottweiler, so kind of cocker spaniel. And then Nope,
you're cherry picking, your cherry picking. And that went on
for about twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
Yeah, yeah, it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
I think the argument when it comes to the dogs
at least like, yes, there are a lot of dogs
that will bite, you know. Uh, I guess it's how
much like you know, you don't really hear if it's
I'm saying, if it's a if it's all enthusiast, I'm
thinking it's like a chihuahua. Right, No one's dying from
the chihuahua bites, you know what I mean? Like, no,

(01:55:06):
no one's getting their throat ripped out by the chihuahua, right, Greg,
when we you know, it's more like the extent of
the injury or the amount of deaths as a result
of getting mauled by whatever. Yes, you know, you know,
blockheaded dog or whatever, uh, whatever type of dog you
were talking about now to as I was quiet there, Uh,

(01:55:27):
the DUCA news was good.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
Job.

Speaker 8 (01:55:29):
Gult Star News was different because I opened with a
The reason was brought up is because John Barenthal interview
had resurfaced of him talking about how pit bulls are racist, Like, oh,
that reminds me of heard the show. I mean, probably too.
Uh So I said, now that reminds me of somebody

(01:55:50):
I heard. So I played that audio, which was different.
That was a dumb actor agreeing with just came in
and what Greg see when unfortunate When we bring up
pit bulls and how deadly they are, he gets like
tunnel vision and he doesn't think. And the reason I
said cherry picking is because I was talking not about
this dog trainer who's trained thousands of dogs and was
talking about how the dogs, like pit bulls, have been

(01:56:11):
bred to be aggressive and that's why they kill at
such a high rate compared to their dogs. And when
I said cherry picking, I was talking about how he
was saying, well, I've had two pit bulls and they
never killed anybody yet. So so that's what I was
talking and so but Greg, and again he's not listening
to the rest of that. Again super seasoned pit bull

(01:56:33):
trainer among other dog trainer talking about how it doesn't
matter these dogs can overpowers.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
Because for fighting. I asked, what his endgame was, and
he said to ban the breed, which done, which we did.

Speaker 6 (01:56:52):
Get a really interesting nugget that that was going to
be part of Sea Bass's platform if.

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
He ran to a mile. Yes, because Greg, because Gregg.

Speaker 8 (01:57:00):
Again he was full of logical fallacies that day, but
one of them is, well, you can't say that unless
you're actually gonna go out there and do something about it.
Show me the show, be the legislation, go out and
pitches like, well, I was planning on doing that. I
made steps to do that. Yeah, I'm actually.

Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Say any of these words.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Yes, legislation done anything.

Speaker 7 (01:57:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
All I wanted to know was what is the end
game for the pit bull?

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
He said?

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
After how many.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Years of doing Dougan News did we get the answer?
About three years?

Speaker 8 (01:57:31):
And the whole point of this years the point of
the Dougan News was which he's your drumming closing is
I had a I had a mega mega mega experienced
dog trainer explain why pit bulls are not a safe
breed for people to own, and he does that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
Didn't hear any of that? Nor did you hearing that
pit bull is not a breed but that's the cherry.

Speaker 8 (01:57:52):
No, no, that's not what that means? What what what
the guy said, Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:57:56):
And the reason he's I guess it would be the
elimination of Malta if that, if that's the rebuttal of that,
I guess you're talking about the elimination of elimination of
all the blockheaded dogs. And here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:58:09):
The reason that that guy said that I'm not he said,
I'm talking about all these big, squareheaded dogs, is because
he's heard the reply of well, pitbulls actually not blah
blah blah he said.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
He said, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
You're choosing not to hear the portion of his audio
where he said the pit bull out of the blue
could attack a family member. You're not hearing that any
dog could do that.

Speaker 8 (01:58:31):
But you didn't hear the rest of his audio where
he said, and kill and maim to a much larger
degree than other dogs do. Agreed, they're very So why
are you bringing so why are you bringing that up
as a rebuttal?

Speaker 1 (01:58:43):
I think this is a clip from your arguments.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
Basically, would not let me finish?

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
Well, just say there's a there's a clip in there
if you want it, there's another clip if you go
to let me if you while you're in there, what
he if you got a Dougan news. There's a song
that was released about this.

Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
News. It's like this threet.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
But the point being is that is that I was
bringing not all.

Speaker 8 (01:59:09):
I was bringing Greg's point up via this dumb actor
I didn't know anything and rebutting it with just fact
after fact for fact from a mega excording guy from
a guy who was sitting they're training a pit bull
talking about how he's training.

Speaker 6 (01:59:21):
Is it possible?

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
And Greg?

Speaker 6 (01:59:23):
Is it possible that both can be true?

Speaker 7 (01:59:24):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:59:25):
John Burnhal saying that and Greg saying that because they
have pipules that are sweet and adorable and it's never
hurt anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
And it's like, sorry to interrupt, Uh, it's if you
have a favorite band and somebody else doesn't like your
favorite band, are you going to stop liking that band?

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
No, You're free to hate pit bulls all day.

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
I love them. My point is Greg the end, and
that's why I keep that not the ends.

Speaker 8 (01:59:54):
Three minutes of Boredom shows a guy being mauled by
two pit bulls. A pit bull goes on the attack
of New Jersey to chase down this little girl.

Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
I wonder what's next.

Speaker 10 (02:00:06):
The family who lives here says they've had the twelve
year old pit bull since it was a puppy and
it around children.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
But today it attacked a five year old boy. What
we got attacking a child slinging a chat around by
our face? Mambers are attending to get a jump.

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (02:00:23):
Jeff's pid full attacks in the last year, but since
then they played not much.

Speaker 6 (02:00:29):
Has been the end game of the song again, he.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Was attacked by betch pit bull dog, but he was
playing at a barck near his house in Germany. Yeah,
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
Let me how did you finish the song? You would
have heard about.

Speaker 8 (02:00:44):
Here's the point, Greg is I know, I know. I'm
not going to convince you. That's not the point of
having the discussion. The point is to reach the people
who can be convinced you are going to be.

Speaker 2 (02:00:59):
Jeff.

Speaker 8 (02:01:00):
Another thing, one of us is trying to literally save
children's lives. The other person has blood on his hands.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
So that is the difference. Is your dog is your
dog racist? Racist dogs to be racist?

Speaker 8 (02:01:16):
We have We had a German shepherd at our frat house.
And this is not an isolated story. I've heard many
stories like this, Who are are our? Maleman happened to
be of a certain persuasion, and when his substitute was
of a different persuasion, the dog did not bark at
the substitute.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
Do you remember, Kirby your enthusiasm? Larry had the racist dog.

Speaker 12 (02:01:37):
You know what's going on?

Speaker 1 (02:01:39):
You have a racist dog. The dog hates black people.

Speaker 12 (02:01:43):
There you train the dog behave bor I didn't people,
Has it barked at any white people?

Speaker 7 (02:01:49):
Exactly?

Speaker 12 (02:01:50):
Your dog is racist? Sheriffs dog eats black people.

Speaker 8 (02:01:59):
What the let's tell you what.

Speaker 12 (02:02:01):
I am not bringing my black ass back up into
this until y'all get clan dolls.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
Racist dog, that is not a lot that happens. You
know what, I didn't hear Larry say. I did not
hear Larry say, let me.

Speaker 2 (02:02:17):
Once. Well he wasn't being all right.

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
So let's see, if you had to pick one, which
one would you go with?

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
I saw this thing. I thought was kind of as
millennials eventually become one of these. Okay, Disney adults, Yes,
Costco executive member, pickleball addict, Nope, home espresso scientist, Nope,
sour dough parent, Lego collector, cold plunge guy, cast iron expert,

(02:03:00):
like a cast iron watch guy, marathon runner. I live
with one of those, and then an air friar evangelist.

Speaker 4 (02:03:09):
Yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 8 (02:03:12):
This is all a version of things boring, things that
happened to you when you're thirty.

Speaker 6 (02:03:15):
Fe exactly like you go to girl brunch and suddenly
instead of talking about like who you banged the night before,
you're like, so, what kind of deductible does your insurance have?

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
Yeah, they start the adulting stuff.

Speaker 8 (02:03:27):
Of those options, they're all pretty bad. I guess marathon
just because that's that's active.

Speaker 4 (02:03:36):
You want to be that one.

Speaker 1 (02:03:37):
If I had to choose to be one, you choose
to be what marathon guy probably, But then they're always
so skinny, and I mean, there's nothing wrong with the
costco executive one that's also useful.

Speaker 9 (02:03:51):
Also one is good because I mean, you're making coffee
yourself all the money.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
But they take it like way to the problem with
that's when they say not just home espresso lover, but
a scientist. When they put that in there, it means
that they're over the time.

Speaker 8 (02:04:05):
The problem is you have to assume with all of
these that it becomes your personal and that's all you
talk about, right, So that's that's the that's the kind
of take these all to the extreme.

Speaker 2 (02:04:13):
Yeah. I have a neighbor who's sourdough guy now, and
I challenge myself when I read into him, like how
long until he brings up? And it's usually about ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
Well, I mean it's it's difficult, man, because as you know, menace,
I mean, you're in the f one thing now. Yeah,
uh legos, It's it's hard when you're talking about stuff
because you're so excited about it or it's what you're
thinking about, and so you bring it up. You don't
realize how much you're bringing it up, and you have
to you have to, like, you know, find mechanisms that

(02:04:43):
remind yourself to shut the hell up about it, because
you you will become obnoxiously one dimensional with whatever it is.
I see how it happens.

Speaker 8 (02:04:53):
It's you know, Yeah, I'll go with Costco because at
least with Costco there's a lot of ways you can
go with that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:00):
Yeah. Yeah, and it's universal, Like people want to hear
about you have to run marathons. I'd rather go to Costco. Yeah, yeah,
at least Costco you can tell people about deals.

Speaker 8 (02:05:11):
Oh, speaking of which you know they have that know
Greg hates their chicken salad, as we should, but they
have a new chicken product. It's like a pot leg
grilled chicken. So it's they I assume that it's it's
like which you'd buy if you bought bulk.

Speaker 4 (02:05:25):
Loo.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
It's a two pound bag. It's quite healthy other than
the sodium. The Halloween stuff's out, Greg everywhere, it's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:05:34):
Yeap.

Speaker 4 (02:05:34):
Oh. Going back to the Lego thing real quick, I
want to I went to the target last night and
it was all adults all looking at legos.

Speaker 1 (02:05:44):
How many would you say, I.

Speaker 4 (02:05:46):
Would probably say, dude. So the target that I go to,
there's three aisles of lego and I would say there
was probably like six, probably six adults, no kids with
no kids.

Speaker 2 (02:05:59):
No kids.

Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
Well that yeah, Christmas really comely. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:06:04):
The grocery store they got a poke in a related
news that got a Pokemon machine has now put like
several signs and they will not let people just hang
out later by the Pokemon machine. I saw another I
think it was a target that was unsealing Pokemon packs.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
Yeah, we talked about that, so they'll get the boxes.
They'll unwrap the boxes so that the people can't just
buy the sealed boxes and then turn around and sell
them for keeping this product that's made for kids for kids. Yeah, terrible.
I saw a lot of that in the comments. Well
good because it makes it so that just kids who
are the ones who were just four, who are coming
in just to get like a pack for fun, just

(02:06:37):
to look at what their friends can actually maybe get
some right, they aren't just hoarded by the adults.

Speaker 6 (02:06:43):
And I know this is kind of like an exhausting
cliche thing to say, but can you imagine like telling
your grandfather, Oh, no, grown men just hang around the
grocery store pokemon vending like, oh god, but it's for
the reshow.

Speaker 1 (02:07:03):
A lot of these guys are playing with them, to dude,
and you cannot you cannot be a person who does
cold plunge and not talk about it. They're as bad
as vegans the cold man about it. Oh well, did
you know? And they have all the we right, even
though it's medically been proven out to be true and
it's not good. Foren we don't don't tell them that.

(02:07:25):
It's like telling the weed people that weed doesn't care
every doesn't care what it is sensitivity training for a
politically correct world show.

Speaker 2 (02:07:35):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 1 (02:07:39):
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(02:08:01):
Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right,
Greg Gory parting words wisdom please.

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
Yeah, smoking and bacon will kill you, but smoking bacon
will cure it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
He delicious. Some neighbors they had their smoker going the
other day. Oh man, it smells so good. I love
the smell of that barbecuing and the smell of a campfire.

Speaker 2 (02:08:25):
I could do without the campfire.

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
No, I like it. I don't want to go camping,
and to you it does. It does. But like it's
got going to Benny Hannah, you walk out of those places,
you can't walk out there without.

Speaker 4 (02:08:35):
Smelling like that.

Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (02:08:36):
Yeah yeah, good campfire and then the neighbors man, they
had that smoker going, keep it going. Hell yeah, all right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory. Sure, thank you so
much for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you
for that. So you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S MD
double M. I quit this bitch.