FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 11th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the resignature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show, I'm like, it's The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Today is Tuesday.
It is August the eleventh, twenty twenty sixth. We are
the Woody Show. Yeah, twenty six, twenty sixth, not the
twenty sixth. Yes, a twenty twenty he's six.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yes, not sixth.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Idiots, It's it's early. It's a it's early in the week, guys,
cray sell not fire on the field. Yeah, rough starts,
rough start. My name is Weddy, that's Greg Gory. We
got Menace is rat here, There is Seabanah, We've got Sammy.
Jeff g is here. There's dumbass Tyler. We got von
our video producer Bort is here. Menji's here. Phones are

(01:23):
open eight seven seven forty four. Sent us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Actually we're looking
for uh for you to hit us up. Teachers back
to school time, and we know teachers love talking ish.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh yeah, huh.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
You like to talk about the maybe some of the
other teachers, but really it's it comes down to like
the kids, the parents and the administration. That's what teachers
love the bitch about. And you can do it anonymously.
You don't have to give us your name. You don't
got to tell us where you're at or anything else.
I want to hear about the worst student, like that
one kid that even today, it's like when you get
sick on a food and you can't even look at

(01:59):
it like that, the name comes up and it reminds
you that kid. You're like, f that kid, right, Like,
tell us what happened. You don't have to get again.
I'm not looking for you to out this person. We're
not trying to get you fired. We just want to
hear the story about, like what was so bad about
that particular student, what was so bad about that particular parent,
or you know, whatever was going on. We want to
hear your stories. You can give us a call eight

(02:20):
seven seven forty four. What you can leave us an
after hovers voicemail. You can send us a text over
to two two ninety seven. If you know you got
a good story to share and you want us to
hit you back, you just say, like call or text me.
Just say that over to two two nine eight seven
and we'll hit you back. Because back to school time. Man. Yeah,
it's over, kids, it's over time to time to go back.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The crap person in school can also ruin a name
for the rest of your life. Liked they both sucked
and I.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Hate the name or Greg. I don't know if this
was your experience, but schools had thoughts about me because
of my older sibling. Closer eye exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Kind of set the bar for you, but it was
easy to overachieve from whatever whatever he did.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Right, Yeah, the bar was lost.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
She's like, wow, this grad's pretty well, she got sell exactly. Okay,
you were there school. How about today in history, Menace.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You're right, I love today and this is not super.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Old time, but still it's long enough ago. It was
today in nineteen ninety two, dare play that it was
today in nineteen ninety two that the Mall of America,
the biggest shopping mall in the United States, opened up
there in Bloomington, Minnesota.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Been there three times.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, Menus is not a huge.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Fan, No, because it's a lot of the same stores.
Like there's like four different Lids stores.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, because it's so big you want to put them
in each wing.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, so like, oh, we do have a, we do
have a location here, but it's going to take you
seventeen minutes. Have you seen at the airports now and
in even like some kind of concert venues and stadiums
and things like that, it'll say, uh, men's room, five
minute walk.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It's like like a five minute walk to a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I appreciate them.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Telling us see that airports. I think that helps, But like,
like why so far away? Like you think, don't say
like an airport, maybe you can't go far from your gate,
But like, you know what, before I become the annoying
loser that Greg Haysey like the minute you sit on
a plane, then you all of a sudden you got
to go.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
I think I think they're helping you with just that choice.
They're like, oh, it's five minutes to go to the bathroom.
My plane leaves in twenty Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I was just five and I was at the airport
in Paris, and I'll say, like, next bathroom is eleven.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Minute walk, right, I like the heads up. Let's see
Today August eleventh, it is hip hop day, Jeff G.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Today is also mountain Day.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
We love a mountain, right, guy shout out to mountains.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Sure, what's your favorite mountain?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Kelimanjaro, don't have one.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I don't have a favorite magic mountains.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah, magic mountain.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I mean I like Mount Saint Helens.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I like seeing mountains, I don't want to hike them. Yeah,
you know, skiing was always fun back when the back
when I was built for skiing and you can do that.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I used to ski enough. Really yeah, like when I
was uh, I'd say, through my twenties. Yeah really yeah.
I couldn't do the snowboarding thing. I tried, didn't enjoy
it as much. You know why because I didn't go
often enough to be able to really master the snowboarding thing.
I had the ability to ski, which so that meant
that was something I was able to do. So I

(05:31):
just stuck with that.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Well in just the stance you have to get I mean,
like your your thighs are on fire for someboarding, I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You ski the Grand Tetons.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, I was mostly Mount Bachelor in central Oregon, like
right outside of Bend Night. That was where I did
most of that. Today, Menace and Sammy, it's National Align
your Teeth Day. You have a VIC line. Now to
some must not be listening to the podcast. I never listened.

(06:01):
Spoiler alert, I never listened to the podcast. Yeah I did.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
It was all a massive kwinky dink. We just all
happened to do it. I'm gonna have it way longer
than they are. I've been having it like nine more months.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
And so none of you knew, Like you weren't aware
the menace is do you weren't aware the you You
weren't aware of either one.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah, Like as they were getting it and talking about
I was like, oh crap, mine's it my appointments next month?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
This was their blood prick oath at the sleepover.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah. And I'd be bringing this up because there's some
people in the room that want to ask you a question,
but they're afraid to ask.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm not afraid. But what's that?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I thought you got it too last I think it
was early last week. I was just writing, waiting for
the right time, because you had this glistening shine on
your teeth, and that particular day you were kind of lisping,
and I thought, did he get in visilin and he's not.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Telling us show us your face?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Interesting? Yeah, there was one day that you were very
in visiliny. Really yeah, it was weird.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I had braces as a kid, right and for not
like how they have now or it seems like you
have for like six months and you're done.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Sammy's practically still.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah round, No, I don't have I don't have a
vis Are you going to get in visi line? Do
I need it?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I think?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Do my teeth?

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Look Jack, your teeth were shiny day plastic.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
As a friend, I will tell you that you may
need in visil line maybe for like a month or two.
Really what because I can see you from another angle
than Gina and Greg, and I would say in the
past year. I say, in the past year, your front
tooth has had some separation right here?

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Really?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah, to watch the videos. Okay, it's slowly separated.
But I think if you had in visil line for
like two months, it will be gone.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
I don't care that much, especially at this point.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Well, it's gonna get bigger and bigger.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
It was not that your your dentist would be like, hey,
you have your thought. Wouldn't they be telling you like.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I would think, I mean they tell me about you know,
all the other stuff. Oh yeah, that's love for dentists.
Or they try to tell you the electric two brushes,
they try to tell you, they sell you the teeth whitening.
They tell you like like night guards. And I know,
but I see this. I see the stuff they have,
like little flyers and stuff around the office.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Ask us about this financing.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. By the way, it's tay
a national Foo Foo Day and its Son and Daughter
Day today.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh bab, what are you going to do with your
daughter today?

Speaker 4 (08:23):
It was just her birthday. She's gotten plenty out of me.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
She's she's just good. Shown it's shiverday. We won't sit
be it's shivery and you know, we don't do birthday.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
And let's start with the celebrities. Chris Hemsworth is celebrating
your birthday today. It's a the number one podcaster as
far as revenue, Fok said. Podcast Joe Rogan is fifty
nine years old. You know, back in the news radio days,
like when he was on that show, even like Fear Factor,
when he first started doing that, you would have never

(08:59):
thought that. You know, someday this guy he's going to
be like such a you know, he's going to be
such a like media influence starlink you know, like all
the biggest politicians are going to wanna you know, be
like He's going to have a forum where it's going
to be a go to.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Oh and speaking of that, I don't know if you
guys saw the clip of that woman's Sage Steele. She
was interviewing Dana White the whole interview, and her last question,
I think it was the last question, was so what
does Joe Rogan want to do with his life? And
Dana goes, I don't know, wait, did you think I
was Joe Rogan of the entire interview? And she's like,

(09:41):
I was laughing.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Do you know who Joe Rogan credits for helping him
like get the idea?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Tom Green?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Tom Green?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I saw that club. Tom Green did a show where
it's like people can watch online and it's a real
time interaction and he controlled his own you know, universe
because it was just Tom Green doing himself and Rogan
was on there. He's like, dude, this is super cool. Yeah,
you mean like so like so people are watching this
right now and I can interact and he's like, yeah,
you're like all right, that's cool, and then started whatever

(10:10):
he did and has made it super huge. Love More
hate him, love more hatem.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
He is what he is.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Joe Rogan's fifty nine and a Gun. It was in
Breaking Bad Skyler wide Uh fifty eight years old day.
Viola Davis, the Oscar winning actress is sixty one. Steve Wasneyakt,
the co founder of Apple is seventy six. Ben Gibberd
from Death Cab Forecuity, the lead singer for Death Cab
for Cutie. He's fifty today and today's part of birthday.
It's a birthday boy, Danny Dong, and he has seen

(10:41):
more o's in a Box of Cheerios one thousand, six
ninety films, including a Deep Anal Diving Nice. He was
in Cucking Real Estate Agents Volume one, Manifest in My Mouth,
also Hunting the Wild Squorter Volume one. Oh he was
if he was awesome and and Naughty spongebath party driving

(11:03):
her to the de appointment. Also ditch your date and
suck the server. Yet do that and then who can
forget her his unforgettab roll in. She slid into my DM,
so I slid into her.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
It's only fair.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's Danny Dong who's thirty nine years old today, and
that is your born a birthday and your celebrity birthdays.
You're on The Woody Show. We'll take a quick break.
We've got some more wooie show for you. Next hang
on sity more next show.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Do you live in or around Dallas, Texas? What's going on? Everybody?
It's Menace.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas, August twenty second at
Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing a
listener meetup.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'll have giveaways and more.

Speaker 10 (11:44):
But I would love to see you there Saturday, August
twenty second. If I can make this successful, that means
we're gonna be in Dallas a lot more so if
you're nearby, please stop on by Addison, Texas, Lazy Dog Restaurant,
August twenty second, Saturday, from noon to two pm.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Can't wait to see you there. In the meantime, enjoy
the Woody Show podcast. Like Morgan, didn't you put blow
your back out in Asia?

Speaker 8 (12:11):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Like by show? All right, well we are into another
new hour. I'm onding that's Greg Gory right there, Menace
right thar? What is up?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
High?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
And the Jena grad right bar Hi, she's got the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Well, the powerball jackpot is now up to nine hundred
and seventy five million dollars after nobody won last night's drawing,
and it's still holding strong as the eighth largest jackpot
in history. But even though nobody hit the big jackpot,
there was still a couple of winners. One tickets sold
in Tennessee matched all five numbers and use the power
play to win two million bucks. We'll ticket sold in

(12:53):
California and marilynd each won a million. Not bad. The
next drawing is tomorrow night, so if you're finally ready
to get in on the action, you still don't know this.
Powerbell drawings are held every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
I'm surprised that Greg, you don't buy lottery tickets. This
seems like something because Greg man his dream is to.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Just be.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Disappear.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, so like just for the off chance, right, conversation
with a with a with a co worker about buying Powerball,
and Greg's like, I never you never said I never
once bought one.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, I've bought a Boughton, I've bought scratchers before, never
win the I hate to say this because the power
Ball and then the Mega millions they confuse me. I
don't get it. Why.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I don't know, you just a quick pick anyway, I mean,
I guess I would. But when you get these billion
dollars close to billion dollar jackpots, people just go in there,
they go give me, you know, ten quick picks.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, I don't know. It's just always seemed confusing. I
can never keep track of what days they're on. Dude,
somebody somebody won big. What was the what was the
card that somebody found domas Tyler?

Speaker 11 (13:59):
Yeah, someone hit the Cooper flag debut redemption auto patch
and there's already a bounty on it.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, say it again, Say it again.

Speaker 11 (14:08):
So it's a Cooper flag. Just say what it is?
Just like you said before, Cooper flag one of one,
debut auto redemption auto redemption.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, so Cooper flag some sort of.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Okay, what a person a person for what? What sport?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Baseball? Basketball? Basketball?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Right, That's what I said. And then so Cooper flag,
so one of one obviously is just the only card
in existence. And what was the other redemption patch?

Speaker 11 (14:38):
Yeah, it's a debut redemption pat.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Debut redemption patch. Is that a piece of his jersey
that's to the back of the car. Okay, okay, and
then it's probably autographed.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Go ahead, Tyler d Cood.

Speaker 11 (14:50):
Yeah, so you're pretty much on the right track. It
is autographed. The only thing is that with it being
a redemption, so tops has the actual card over their head. Right,
you send in the redemption, then you get the car.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
So we just learned that the other day. Yeah, and
how much is that worth?

Speaker 11 (15:06):
There is a bounty on it for at least three
million dollars. So people who really really want the card,
but they know that they have probably no shot of
getting it. Like these really rich people, they're like, hey,
whoever finds it, I'll pay them.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
And it's okay, So it's a offer. Yeah, they just
got the word willing to give you. Yeah, it's like
rukassault Stad. It's like you know, Rucas, she wants to
go to the chocolate factory and so like, you know,
rich Daddy is going to get it for and just
you know what you name.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Your prize exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah. And then god, my question, man, you hear about
this or these other cards. You know, the people are
paying big money for the people's memorabilia Darth Vader's lightsaber.
How much money do people have for this craft? Always
wonder because you got to figure, like you see, like
these houses that are twenty million dollars, like you can
only have so many of those because the pool of

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people available on the planet could who could potentially even
want it, And that's that's worldwide. And then you have,
you know, that house that's in this particular so they
would have to be in this area. That kind of money, right,
like the card thing, I mean, you know whatever, it's
not a piece of property. I mean it is property,
but like you know, you ship that or have that anywhere,

(16:20):
no matter where you live. But like, man, there's so
much money for the dumbest stuff. Yeah, I always.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Speaking of which a video game store in Wisconsin, they
made a pretty insane discovery nearly one hundred copies of
an unknown version of Super Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
And that's why did you say it's so deliberately as I.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Was trying to say it correctly, has been sitting in
their storage just forgotten about for years. So the store
owner bought this box about three years ago from a
guy who had kept it untouched in his garage for
thirty years, and the dudes at the store eventually found
the box behind some Halloween decorations and opened it after
a video game expert said, you know, you might have
something in there.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
So the question I've saw it was the combo Remember
the combo cartridge with Super Mario Brothers in Duck Hunt. Yeah,
it came with the castle. Yeah, like I felt like
everybody had this house is so rare.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
They did, and that's that's a great question. So it
was super common. But this one had different labels, different parts,
a different manual than all the ones we got as kids.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
The pounh put a bounty.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
There was one hundred of them found together, sitting completely untouched.
They got perfect grades. So several cartridges have gotten perfect
PSA scores, which has never happened with an nes game.
And three of the newly discovered cartridges are supposed to
be auctioned on Friday, So the fact they were found
almogether doesn't say you'll find out. And here's the latest

(17:47):
on that seven point four earthquake that hit Columbia. At
least one hundred and thirty two people have been killed
eighty seven injured. Rescue crews are still searching for survivors,
with more than fourteen hundred people reported missing. More than
twenty aftershocks have happened since the initial earthquake, and that's
slowing down recovery and freaking everyone out thinking it's another

(18:07):
big quake, So very scary.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Moostra dumbass is getting credit for that. By the y Yeah,
I've seen a lot of people because Menace had said
that he's forty eight hours. Yeah, there was gonna be
a major earthquake, and there it is. I don't feel
anything right now.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh thank god. Well, there's also some new info about
that boat that cabsized in New York. So the owner
of that boat was officially charged for operating without proper
coastcard certification or inspection paperwork. He's out on bail, by
the way, killed two people, including a five month old baby.
Investigators say that the baby wasn't wearing a life jacket
because there wasn't even an infant sized flotation device on board.

(18:43):
So how is he out on bail?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
That's my question.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Everybody's out on bail.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Crazy. And the month of July is the hottest month
on record, dating all the way back to when record
started being capped in eighteen ninety five.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
OW.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
The previous record holder was July nineteen thirty six, and
it's not over yet. The heat is expected to continue
through August and well into September.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
All for the global warming. Absolutely, please let me go
to hell Afel you. So I looked up how much
they're expecting these things to go for.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, they I didn't have that.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Somewhere around one hundred and fifty thousand, good God for
each yeah, each game, each cartridge, So you got to
have that.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yeah, but these three are getting auctioned. These must be
the best of the best. Now, imagine you're on this
flight and this happens to you. Okay, an entire plane
full of people are on their way to Toronto and
they have to go back to the gate because some
little kid refuses to sit down and buckle their seat
belt for takeoff. So the crew, the kids parents, they

(19:52):
tried everything to get this little demon strapped in, but
nothing worked.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
They did not try.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
I mean, I imagine and they well buckle and then
he unbuckles it.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Well, they are able to restrain drunk, full grown men. Yeah,
I saw there was just some guy that was acting up.
I'd forget where it was, and he's yelling and screaming.
But they have the door. They have him like zip
tied to the seat. Yeah. Yeah, it's the way you
could do it. You can't tell me you were overpowered
by it everything.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Pick the kid up and put him down.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
He didn't want to do it, it was it looks
it's a bad luck.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Strap get down.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
What's up with the parents?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Okay, we'll check this out. The delay dragged on so
long they canceled the flight. Everybody got off the plane.
They were stuck overnight, and they all ended up on
a rescheduled flight. But no word if this little monster
and his parents got on that one.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
That's on why they spend so much time arguing back
and forth that you'd be like, hey, look, this is
your last warning. You gotta get this kid in the seat,
in the seat belt, getting ejected from the plane, or
we're going back to the gate right now, turn around,
go back to the gate. You could be there for
ten minutes. Let them off. Yeah exactly, Like take family
and the kids off the plane and then you could
just taxi back out, take off on with your day.

(21:05):
Why they spend so much time to where now they
probably have like a crew time issue, which is why
they had to cancel the flight, because the crew can
only be working there for so many hours or whatever
it is. They weren't going to be able to meet
that restriction. You know why you waste so much time
doing that. Now you have a whole plane full of
people that you have to accommodate.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
I have a thought on that. This is completely based
on just nothing. This is this is not part of
the news report. My guess is this is optics because
perhaps the child had some developmental issues and it looks so,
but that's they It doesn't want whatever airline it was,
American Airlines, boots crate.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
And put them under the plane. Yeah, that sounds larger
dogs and so like we're always so sensitive to you know,
animals and those kind of things.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
We don't want them under the plane.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Whatever, Like there's no less love. It's just got to
you just don't got to deal with them. You put
them in the little the little crate and put them
under the plane and sit there with the luggage. Right,
just put a put one of Gina's air tags in there.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, this was a little kid.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
And they say they cried everything.

Speaker 12 (22:07):
Yeah, liars, And at what parent do you just sacrifice
yourself and say we're leaving, We're sorry, we're leaving our revolition,
but couldn't be done.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
But they would know this.

Speaker 13 (22:19):
Putting a kid in a car seat, he wouldn't stay
strapped in, like I know kids, So you need to
put a T shirt on them and safety pin them
to their car seat because they can climb out or whatever.

Speaker 10 (22:28):
Like.

Speaker 13 (22:28):
The parents should know how to restrain their kid at
this point, even if they're.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Wildly Bring a trank dart, you know, like a little
blow dart. Yeah, and then right in the neck.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Haven't they ever heard of dreams?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Awesome?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Don't you just give kids drama?

Speaker 14 (22:43):
Mean?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Or just don't why with this kid?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Don't you have any up there?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Exactly? Just pour one of those down this kid's throat.
Or do what my dad did. You go nose to
nose and you say, you ship right now, Greg's dad did,
and you belt him across the face. And then when
he's bleeding, you go, I see that. And then the
kid is in shock and he's sitting down.

Speaker 15 (23:06):
Yeah, stares at the seat in front of them, to
the rest of.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
The plane takes off.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah done, easy see.

Speaker 16 (23:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
These are probably the same types of parents that after
the kid has a tantrum. They respond with, look, what
do you want? Ice cream? Do you want toy?

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Do you want to your neighbors?

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah? Do you want to go a pat, a dog
or the best? We'll wait until you're done.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Oh my god, all three hundred and fifty people on
this flight. We'll wait till you're done.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Teddy Moore the actress who played Miss Shields in the
Christmas classic A Christmas Story. She has died at seventy
nine years. Love the Canadian actors and Sammy has a
special Please please please Sammy, you have a special connection
to her, whether you know it or not. The Canadian actress.
She died at her home in Ontario. She was surrounded

(23:52):
by her family. Now More had a long career in
movies and TV, of course, best known for playing Raffley's
teacher in A Christmas Story, but she return to Miss
Shields in the nineteen ninety four sequel My Summer Story,
which I never saw and can did anyone even hear
of that?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
No?

Speaker 5 (24:07):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
No, I know they did that new one. Yeah, A
Christmas Story.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
And she continued acting for decades, with her final role Sammy,
which I'm sure you've seen in a twenty seventeen Hallmark
Christmas movie. Oh so, I'm shocked that you just don't
have that at the right. I know I shouldn't, I
should check that.

Speaker 13 (24:24):
But and I will say, when I watch a Christmas
Story recently, and I watched her in it, to find
out that in that role she was actually.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Younger than I am now made me very sad. She's
supposed to be an old bitty she was like thirty
two in that. I'm sane.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
So I was just in Cleveland, and twenty minutes from
the hotel I was at was the Christmas Story.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Hell did you go?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I didn't go. It's one of my favorite movies of
all time. I was just too too many other things
going on for the thing, the reason that the purpose
that I was there for. But a couple of people
did go over there, like they got in a day earlier,
and they went over there are and Tim Virgin When
out there, I got a bunch of pictures and stuff.
It looks cool. I can't imagine why it'd ever be
in Cleveland again. Yeah, you know, I wouldn't go there, just,

(25:09):
you know, with the sole purpose of going to the
summer to go to the Christmas story house. But it
does look cool. So if you do find yourself in Cleveland,
it looked like it was a pretty cool You know what, it's.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
So weird that we're talking about all this. Look what
I wrote down yesterday. Look at this code. Okay, you
know what this code is?

Speaker 11 (25:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh, I know?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Can I guess it?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Say?

Speaker 4 (25:28):
It's like twelve dash.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yep, I don't know why you wrote it down to
dash eight? Does it mean drink more ovaltine?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:36):
The Dakota ring?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Why so we what is that?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
It's the Dakota Like?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
What were you doing with that?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I was like writing a note. I was like, oh,
what's the what's the code for a drinking ovaltine? So
I wrote it down?

Speaker 5 (25:51):
You remembered it?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I looked it up and I just wrote it down.
And then the lady died, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
He wrote it down and then took a picture of
what you just wrote down.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah, because I wanted to see if the if a
I could figure out what the code?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Didn't figure it out?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Uh no, but if I copied and paste the code
into Google, I did, but the AI photo didn't figure
it out.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Okay, I was not expecting this conversation.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
You really are a stone.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, but that's how high were you.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
At the same time.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
All right, well that's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
I thank you very much, jin Grad. This this story
about Press Hilton, it's just weird, you know. I didn't,
uh did anybody see the video?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
I saw it like minutes after it happened. It's one
of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, so I just thow that he was like cutting right.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, he had like a super sharp blade that he
just he just kept on cutting himself and cling himself
a loser, like over like his chest, all over his body,
his whole body was his covered.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
He lost a lot of blood. Yeah, yeah, that's what
I heard. I don't I don't really know much about
the guy. I just remember he was the guy for
the longest time that had the website. He would just
draw penises on people's face.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I was pretty brutal on people.

Speaker 17 (27:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, I don't think a day went by that I
didn't look at a site back in the day.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Really, yeah, every day.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I was never like really a fan of it.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
He was kind of pre he was pre TMZ though,
Wasn't he like what he was super big and then
later TMZ became big like he was. He was more
famous before TMZ became famous. Is that right? My timeline
right on that TMZ might have been around, but it wasn't.
He was the go to kind of this.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
He was around before a year before.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, he was like the first big of all those
like kind of celebrity got the bas talking trash celebrity blogger. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
And when you know when people are like, oh, it's
the wild West, but talk about the wild West, I
mean like shots of minors half naked and you know,
you just put that stuff online.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
And Greg, what's his net worth? I figured you would
have looked it up.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I will look that up right now, I know, but
I know, I know. Now he's uh, you know, claiming
that he's in financial distress anywhere they estimate this sounds
way off three to twenty but there's no way.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
He moved from California to Vegas and then to Florida.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Florida and now Lata says three million, But I don't
buy it because by what that it's as much as
three million, Because he Perez himself has been saying that.
One of the reasons that has led to his mental
brank dot breakdown is his financial stress, and that's why
he has moved around so much.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Dogging people is like, not, I don't know nucrative anymore.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Well, it was it was back then. Made him have changed, right,
so does guy speaking of which he's not getting any
sympathy from this too. This guy's name is Scott Nathan.
I think, oh, you know who this is?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Follow him on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Oh you do? You follow him?

Speaker 7 (29:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh, I just this just kind of randomly popped up.
And again I don't I don't know a ton about
Perez Hilton, so I can't speak to him as a
person or anything else. All I know is what I
just told you is that he used to draw pictures
of penises on people's face, right, and had celebrity gossip news.
I was never really into because I'm not a big
celebrity person. I don't really care about celebristuff essentially like TMZ. Yeah, yeah, anyway,

(29:32):
but this, uh, this Scott Nathan guy, I guess did
some work with uh with Perez over the years, and
he's got an opinion on this whole Perez Hilton situation.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Perez Hilton, I worked with the guy, and I can
tell you from personal experience. He was a first class ahole.
He wasn't misunderstood. He was not a brave independent journalist
speaking truth to power. He was a nasty, fat, mean
gay guy named Mario Lavendera. And I know exactly what
his brand was because I watched it from the front row.

(30:03):
His entire business model was built on other people's humiliations,
celebrity addictions, their divorces, their breakdowns. They're bad photographs, their relationships,
their bodies. There are mistakes, their worst effing moments.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
He drew on the.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Faces of miners. He turned other people's pain into content,
and content into millions of dollars. And now suddenly he
wants privacy, he wants boundaries, he wants empathy. Well, you'll
forgive me if I tell you to go after yourself.
First of all, I'm not even sure I believe him.
I think it was all for attention. He slid from relevancy,

(30:39):
he got in over his head financially, and he made
a move. That's what I think.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, I mean, well, yeah, all's fair.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I mean he really talked about everywhere.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
So I don't disagree with anything that guy said, except
for one thing. I haven't heard Perez himself say that
he wants privacy. I know his family says that I
want privacy. So I'll give him at least that one thing.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Because I don't think has made any sort of statement
he can. But also fair also fair to say, like
if let's say, let's say what he did was another celebrity.
Oh and Perez was the guy with all the website
stuff at that time, like he would have been, and
he would have been crucifying whoever the.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Person is, and he would say it was all for attention.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Well, and he would have taken a screenshot of the
dude cutting himself and written something ridiculous over at the face.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
He would have been cutting himself with a penis or
something right meltown.

Speaker 13 (31:36):
Even if he did this for attention, he's still insane.
To do that for attention is crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah, of course, of course. Anyway, this dude went on
and he told a story about seeing Perez Hilton out
with with Katy Perry.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Now, the second time I crossed paths with Perez Hilton,
it was at a show at the Roxy Theater. He
was with Katy Perry and they were both loaded. Katy
Perry pulled me into their booth by my belt loop
and said, hey, Nathan, you know As And I said, yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Press goes. Oh you know me?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
You know me?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
And I said, yeah, I shot your for TV guy yea.

Speaker 14 (32:07):
As.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
He said, oh how was I?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
And I said, honestly, you're the second biggest dick I've
ever worked with. And he cackled, and he said who
was the first?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
And all right, so who let's take a guest around
the room. Who you are? You're you're out, So take
a guess of pres Hilton is the biggest dick.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
This guy said, the second biggest dick.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
So no, not even at the time, but just like
of all the people that you know, well if he
but he's having that conversation in that in that time
period that era.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yes, okay, one kind of hint.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
All right, so this is he was he was shooting
a cover.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah, so as a photographer, he said that guy President
is such a dick. I'm just the second biggest dick. Though,
I'm just gonna say, j.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Lo solid guess Morrissey, I'll say, I don't know why.
Charlie Sheen, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Sheen, all right, here's what he said, I've ever worked
with And he cackled, and he's said, who was the first?
And I said, Christina Aguilera, whoa?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I heard she sucksult Yeah, like I've heard it. Never
a personal interaction with her of any kind. I've just
heard a lot of that. Same story says I wanted
Jayla to be a cool person. I like a lot
of her. You know, she seems like she could be cool,

(33:25):
but apparently she is. It's like Ellen de Generes. You
wanted Ellen to be cool, and she's just not.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I met Christina Aguilera on her nineteenth birthday. She was cool,
but that's it.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
And he cackled and he said who was the first?
And I said, Christina Aguilera. And let me tell you something.
He effing loved it. He was delighted. And that little
story kind of tell you everything. Because when his cruelty
was coming out of his mouth and landing on someone else,
it was entertainment. But now the spotlights pointed back on him,
Suddenly everybody needs to be kind. I'm not saying Perez

(33:59):
Hilton ented cruelty on the internet. I'm saying he had
an extremely successful career weaponizing it and for twenty years,
celebrities were expected to take it, smile for the cameras,
and shut the f up. Now he's asking everyone to
respect his privacy.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, fair enough. I've had this debate for decades.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
You have a product like a tabloid or a Perez
Hilton website, and it makes millions because people are buying it.
And then everybody says, oh, the tabloids are so bad,
but you're still buying. You're the one consuming it, right.
We create this demand for something that we say is
so terrible, and it's still being bought, you know, because
you can't look away. Yeah, yeah, exactly, And especially if

(34:39):
it's a website, it's so easy to just go to
the website and look at something.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Oh this is so bad, I can't Yeah, Like when
people are going in for that third piece of cake? Yeah,
do you believe this is terrible? I shouldn't be doing this.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Everybody checked.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Then you're still eating. You know that you're saying that
out loud, but you're still putting it in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
And you're a big fan woody of Schodenfreud. When bad
things happen to people that you think deserve them them, yeah,
and there's so much shot in freud in celebrity news
because you think, oh, look at that that celebrity was
so happy. Now they're getting divorced, they just got in
a car crashing.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
And stuff was rooted in jealousy though they deserve to
be taken down a peg totally.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Is That's how like ass has looked at now anybody's
got anything more than you've got. There's a lot of that.
People love seeing, you know, people who have more than
they do go through something exactly horrible. People love to
see celebrities going through hard times and that's all and
that's all about them, that it is about the person
that they're they're focused on. Yeh, yeah, it's it's their

(35:34):
own insecurities and shortcomings and how they feel like a failure.
This person who's successful clearly isn't a failure. There may
be a dick, but they're not. They're not They're not
a failure. And then you feel like a failure because
you somehow didn't you know.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
You didn't live up.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
There's a quote I saw yesterday. I think it's from
the creator of Rick and Morty. You said something to
the audience like something like, I don't care if you
boom me. I've seen who you clap for and I
thought that was a great line.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yeah, true, Yeah, yeah, I love that too. All right, anyway,
quick break, We'll come back more Woody shows next eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a
text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
I think I finally don't give an.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
F This is what we've been saying.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
Show.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Gina mentioned in the news headlines that flight that end
up going back to the gate and then end up
getting canceled and everbody had to get rebooked because there
was a kid who wouldn't sit down, bundle in on. Yeah,
and they're like, oh, we did everything. Well did you
try beating the crap out of them? Or did you
even try beating him unconscious? Just keep checking, Yeah you didn't.

(36:46):
You didn't try that.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yet another reason we need propofol airways.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I mean, kids just get away with murder. Dude. How
do you think, uh, how do you think this mom
did with handling this situation? Mom in Colorado here was
refusing to take his back to school picture. He was
throwing a fit on the way to school and she
was getting annoyed by it, so she turned to the
cops for help. Oh god, she saw one on the

(37:12):
way to school, told the officer about the problem, and
and so he ended up getting behind them in the
car and turning the lights on, pulling them over. Took
the kid out and quote arrested him handcuffs and all
told him that refusing your mom from you know, the
back to school picture, that was against the law and

(37:33):
that they needed to go through with it. And the
kid eventually took his school pictures.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Okay, I mean.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
You tried just beating the snot out of waste of resource.
That was the answer. That was the answer for everything.
If we were kids like you didn't get away with
that stuff. Man, like you told your parents know that
you weren't going to do something crazy.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
That wasn't an option.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I just had to have this conversation with my daughter yesterday,
Like my uh, my wife had bought it was a
gift card for one of my daughter's friends for her birthday,
and there was an issue with the gift card. It
wasn't working right. So my my wife felt awful, uh,
went and got her another gift card and then an
extra what are those things the squishies whatever? This is

(38:23):
like a stick of butter.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, we have it, but the kids love these.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
But these are big with these stupid kids, He's like
squitchy things, easy to please. And my wife goes, hey,
can you run it over to their house? They're they're
going to go out to dinner, but please run it
over the house. And she said, no, I'm not doing
and it was because she wanted to keep the butter.
Why why are we giving It's.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Like, this is her gift card.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, and now my daughter already has butter. She's got
a big block of cheese, squishy, and I believe she
he also has the butter, Like, so why wouldn't you
want the other friend to have the butter and the
gift card? Like she already knew about that. And my
wife goes, who do you think you are telling me no?

(39:10):
And she ended a fair question refusing to do it,
And then by the time she finally went over to
do it, they were gone. They had gone, you know,
for dinner. As my wife had said, hey, get this
over there before. And so I am constantly being asked
for things. I want to go here, I want to
do this. Can we go look at whatever at the

(39:32):
store that I want to see? Hey, can I just
you know, while we're over here, can I can I
go look in Sephora? You know I'm supposed to get
what about you? I don't need anything in Sephora. Then
now this, I'm taking my time. I said, you seem
to ask for a lot of stuff and there's not
a lot of.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Give no, except for lipa.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
And the fact that like, okay, so my wife is
taking her and her friend. This is a different friend
to the Benson Boone concert who my daughter is obsessed with. Right,
And I went through all I said, Hey, you know,
I said, I went through Uh, you know, I called
in some favors to get you these tickets to go
to this concert. Why am I going through all these things?
You can't do a simple thing like bring a birthday

(40:09):
gift over to your friend. These kids are dicks, which
you should want to do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And so
I mean she's she's fourteen, So we're kind of beyond
the whole like being able just to you know, spanker
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
But you said something one time that stuck with me
that I started implementing and.

Speaker 8 (40:27):
I love it. It works, Yeah, which is what we
what we did in this situation to say it. Yeah,
So I said, you know, I said, it would sure
be a shame if you know, I just quit on
my effort to get these tickets in your hand for
this concert, or your mom refused to take you to
your you know whatever activity. I said, until you start
doing things like we're not going to do anything, but

(40:48):
you don't have to in the moment.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
And this is the advice that this.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Is the part I like.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I think too many times I saw my wife doing
this where you're mad. You're mad in the moment at
whatever's going on with kid, and you go all right, well,
and you start taking things right, well, give me your phone,
I'm taking no video games, no going outside, You're not
going to that birthday party, and you're ground up for
the rest of it. You start just throwing things out
there because you're trying to get that reaction from them.

(41:13):
They go, no, well, this is what I've been asking
to do. And because these kids are smart, they call
your bluff. They go, well, I didn't want to really
go to the party anyway. Whatever they'll say, whether that's
true or not. And so I said, here, this is
the move that I did. I go, all right, it's
happened here with people who have worked on the show,
where it's like, hey, you know, this is what's needed,

(41:34):
and they go, I'm not doing that. I go all right,
and that's all you have to say. In the moment,
I have a feeling you'll change your mind, and that's
all you have to say. You don't start throwing out
like what you're gonna do or whatever. You go all right, fine,
you've made your decision. The next time they ask you
for something or they need to something and they want
to go do something, you go, no, we're not doing that.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Why why what?

Speaker 14 (41:57):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Remember yesterday when I told you to go take the
goddamn trash, you know, cans out or whatever, because that's
your that's your job that you're schreing. And you told me, no,
I'm not doing it. Well, I guess what that works
both ways. I'm not doing it now. You can also
choose to whatever they're asking for, give it on that
one because you know something else is coming up or whatever,
and you'll wait for them to say, oh, well it's
time to go to the party. Oh no, we're not

(42:18):
going to that party. You remember two days ago?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
So you delay it, yes, and make it a surprise.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Yes, yeah, you're waiting in the grass.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
You don't need to throw all you don't need to
throw out all the consequences and stuff and whatever in
the moment, like you don't answer to kids.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, but are the kids tomor enough to even realize
what you're doing?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yes, yeah they are. But she's fourteen, my son's seventeen.
Cool because I go, hey, remember, uh, remember the other
day when I asked you to like help your mom.
You know, you're gonna have to get up early because
the dog was going in before her surgery and they
had to go do like the the pretests or whatever whatever,
and uh, you know her, she's got an injured leg.
So I asked you to help put the eighty pound
dog in the back of the car because you can't

(42:57):
jump up on her own. And you were all like,
you know, mad and saying that you weren't going to
do it because that was quote too early. Remember that?
Remember that? Yeah, well I remember that. Well, guess who
just doesn't feel like taking you the hockey? You're not
going And that's how that worked.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
That's what you even coming from.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Because their kids kids are anything.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
That's how it works. Kids are dicks.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Where did your daughter learn to be stubborn. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
It's weird, yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Because it's all about like they don't feel like they
have control over anything. So it's just like take, take, take,
what can I get with it?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
But I knew even you know whatever, And I was,
you know, a kid, and you do things that your
parents don't ask really know about. But when you're when
like my mom or my stepdad or whatever, you knew
it was serious and you got that tone and it
got done. I ma a bitch about it or what?
But I did it, Like fine, yeah, and I would
just go do it. I wouldn't just straight up refuse

(43:51):
and then sit there and not actually do it.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
See that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
That's what I'm just asking right now, Like what's the
origin of that? Where's that coming from?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
I don't know? Man, is there no fear? Yeah, it's
gotten it's gotten better since we've you know, instituted that
whole because they don't know when it's coming or you know,
they because sometimes in the moment they're kids, they're unbalanced,
you know, chemically and everything else. There're still their brains
are still cooking.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, and they got a memory like a goldfish. And
the secret word to you. That that it really stuck
with me, was me going, oh, you don't feel like it, Okay, okay,
you don't feel like it. Just want to make sure.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Something you don't feel like I don't.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Feel like it. Remember when you didn't feel like it,
I don't feel like it makes the difference, it really
changed it.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Remember that.

Speaker 16 (44:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
You know what, Well, now I don't feel like it.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
We got take a break. Samy's holding up her sign
and she's going to end up like hurting herself. You're
just training to muscle all that sign up sore, so creamy,
so good during the word custard.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Sounds like a wild weekend.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Now the Woody Show, well we have Flash Shelton. He's
the guy. He's the squatter hunter Squatters on A and E, which,
by the way, I thought about you. I was watching
some of those episodes. I thought about Eugena. There's a

(45:16):
it's called an E something I forget the crime yeah,
oh yeah, crime Central, Yeah, any crime an E crime
Central and for I think it's fifty nine bucks for
the entire.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Year getting it.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
I discovered that yesterday. Every good show's on there.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Every good show's on there, and it's for fifty nine bucks.
It's all commercial free. Yeah, so no no commercial for
the whole year, for the whole year, no show. She
watches all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
It's the best, Isn't it Weird though, you're like, oh,
it's the best about all this.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Crime real murder.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, we're getting text about the you know, there's a
little docu series about the Idaho murders on Netflix. You know,
people are like, Oh, it's so good, you gotta check
it out.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
But crime does murder. It's like catfishing. It's scam.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
But let's go back to that. Let's go back like
all the stuff Idaho thing. It's so good, like our
listeners text again, Yeah, it's so good. These people got murdered.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Man. It's the point.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
It's the point that I've made before. I think we've
gotten so much into women have gotten so much into
these uh these these real true crime you know podcasts
and TV shows. It's kind of blurring the line between entertainment,
entertainment and reality. It's like, no, so this thing you're watching,

(46:35):
this big documentary there's a bunch of college kids who
died brutally.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
But I think we're.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Not I'm talking about the way people talk about these
shows and it was I forget what the what the
what was the one that we were really set it off?
There was oh anyway, oh you know what I think
that I think that is right. Well that there was that,
and then there was some of these others, like True
Crime was a big but there was a there was

(47:07):
one somewhat recently, and the way people were talking about it,
it was like they were talking about breaking bad and
with that same energy. I agree and very smile across. Yeah,
events like no Man, people really die.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yeah, that's gross.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
The filling like huge theaters with thousands of people like
in Vegas to like recap these things.

Speaker 14 (47:29):
Well.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Also, it's interesting because you'd think like crime has always
been like a super male genre and now women are
super interested because.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
It's all the drama. They've turned it into a drama
soap opera, right.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
But I think, like me, a lot of what women
like in the crime world is like this person wasn't
who they say they were. And I know there's morons
I love, would people get.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Murdered like Sammy to believe that all guys are.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
The betrayal shows and all the scams, that's the stuff
that I like.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah, yeah, I saw that. I thought of you getting it.
They were pimping it during the Squatter.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Show exactly where I saw it.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
But man, these squatter people, they're such trash, such track,
it doesn't get lower. Yeah, you know, dude, you know
who I'm wondering about more than ever are people who
run funeral homes?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
You know what I'm saying, Joy, More and more stories
are coming every day.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Are our funeral home owner operators? Are they kind of
in the same realm like Carney's?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Are they super shady?

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah, super shady Carneye type people and behavior? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Oh well, also I think they're kind of phony too,
man like, very nice your face, but behind the scenes
a job.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I think it'd be. I think it could be somewhat
weird to be in that, Like, I don't know, it
would be the weird test. Yeah, I think to deal
in that world, there's got to be something kind of
weird about you. You're not not a bad person, per se,
just like there's there's something a little a little off
maybe yeah. Yeah, So okay, So neighbors were complaining about

(49:03):
a smell from the funeral home, and investigators found fifty
six bodies decomposing inside this is a South Chicago chapel,
so official state bodies were being kept unrefrigerated in deplorable conditions.
Investigator say some of the bodies were in various stages
of decomposition, rodent and maggots dining on them. The funeral

(49:26):
director this Joanna Morgan, had her license suspendages one day
before the discovery over concerns about public safety. Blah blah blah.
Her husband had his funeral director license revoked back in
twenty twenty four. The couple previously ran a crematory that
was shut down after authorities found improperly stored bodies and
hundreds of cremated remains that had never been returned to families.

(49:47):
We hear stories like that we were something like where
people were waiting on Oh it was a is it
a dude or a chick? Yeah? Yeah, and that I
forget what whether something green right.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Like Quincy that that general.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Yeah whatever.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
My question is, why is this happening? Why are you
keeping bodies around?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Like, what's what takes so long?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Why you don't care?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Well, are you just like so like in the business
where you yeah, you're out of point, you don't even
care anymore? Where it becomes just like clutter to you,
even though it's a body and that you're just so lazy. Yeah,
I'll get to it later.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I'm a horror but not like you.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah. Yeah, that's just so weird. Wouldn't you want to
get rid of this stuff?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Right?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Put it on the conveyor belt, put it in the oven? Yeah?
How could that take more than five.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Unless you're selling parts, right, organs and stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Well, then you should have a refrigerator because then there
was another one, remember there, Like they had buckets of
you know, organ yes, right, and and things like.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
That from one of the university hospitals.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Right, No, this was that. This is that that weirdo
one the dude in women's clothing?

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Oh oh yeah, yeah, remember yeah, from the other.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I'm trying to find the name almost.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Yeah, something Green. You're right about that.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yeah, the name was something something green.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Miss Green.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
I think it's kind of laziness. It has to be,
but it's just weird. There's a lot of these funeral
home stories that it's making me wonder. Are these the
new Carneyes? Was it unique unique Green?

Speaker 14 (51:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
It is boom good Greg members.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
For arrested for forgery.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Oh yeah, that was the thing where they were like
taking yeah, people's houses and stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Right, yeah, he was forging wheels to steal real estate basically.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
So I was searching through our audio archive because we
had the you know, the clip of it's like, oh,
well your mom blah blah blah, remember the Yeah, come
back to the reporter, and so I just typed in
unique to see if I can find unique Green in
the audio archive. The only thing that came up was
this clip other unique turd creations woman Woman makes art

(52:03):
from moose turds. We have we have this one archive.

Speaker 16 (52:08):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
I was like, now wever here we make fecal people
and depending upon the shape of the middle turds right there,
we can do them with big boobs or guts or butts,
a long legs and short legs because there's no two
turds at whatever light.

Speaker 9 (52:19):
Have you ever seen the turd the two turds alike?

Speaker 7 (52:22):
No?

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Yeah, yeah, right, fingerprints?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Yeah, there you go. Uh, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll come back. What's the trashiest thing you've seen? We
were asking that question. We have some people that send
some stuff over. I will take your calls, like, what's
the most redneck, trashiest thing you've seen. I told the
story about my wife at the walmart. She saw the
woman pushing like a three or four year old child.
Kid was sitting in the seat of the cart, you know,
the one with the handle where you put the cart,

(52:48):
and the kid was leaning over and breastfeeding as the
mom's pushing the cart through the walmart.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
That's gonna be a tough one to beat.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
I mean, that don't have to beat.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
If it's not a competition that it's pretty gross.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
That's if you ask by why that's the trashiest thing.
That's that she's seen. What's the trashiest thing you've seen?
Call in eight seven seven forty four Wooding share it
with us. You can also send it on the text
over to two to two nine eighty seven The Woody Show.
All right, so what's the trashiest, the most redneck thing

(53:21):
you've seen? Eight seven seven forty four WOODI is the
phone number. Text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
I think me personally, I told my wife's story about
the walmart the breastfeeding, But personally I'm in Pittsburgh. I'm
at Kenny Wood Park and there's a woman sitting there

(53:43):
on a bench. Well, no, she's she's sitting in between
two benches on a rock wall. She is a good
eight months pregnant with a belly shirt on smoking a cigarette. Right, hot,
I took a picture. You have proof I did because
I yeah, I'm like, wow, super super class. She's just fat. No, no,

(54:05):
she's she's met skinny, but she is a good eight
i'd say eight and a half months pregnant and she's
just smoking away. I have a feeling that's not the
only thing she's smoking.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
With some chick mega saying pregnant. But she did have
a head of tattoo on her belly. So sweet, just
absolutely sucking down on a j No. Hell yeah, yeah,
trashest thing you've seen. Let's say hi to h Kelly.
What's up, Kelly?

Speaker 16 (54:35):
Key?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Is Kelly there?

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Did she put us on hold?

Speaker 4 (54:42):
That's a first calls us. We appreciate your cone and
they put us on hold. That's kind of Kelly. Hello,
that's all right. We held were on hold? Yeah, we
were on hold.

Speaker 17 (55:00):
Yes, I'm so, I've had a dog emergency. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Oh that's okay. Is everything all right?

Speaker 17 (55:06):
Everything is okay?

Speaker 18 (55:07):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 14 (55:07):
So much.

Speaker 17 (55:08):
We have a cat that's been heat around here.

Speaker 18 (55:10):
It's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Whatever, all right, So, Kelly, what's the what's the trashiest
thing you've ever seen?

Speaker 17 (55:16):
So the trashiest thing I've seen lately. My neighbor pulls
up last week and is beat down nineteen seventies RV.
I'm talking rusty and crusty.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Right, Oh, it's like a Christmas vacation.

Speaker 17 (55:28):
Yeah, Oh, dude, totally. He jumps the curb while he's
backing it up into his front yard, blows out both
tires in the back of this thing. He takes out
his own pomeria in his own yard, and he parks
this beast in his in his yard like it's a
parking lot and leaves it there like it's just, you know,

(55:49):
a permanent fixture. He does this kind of nonsense all
the time, and it's going to be there until the
city busts him out and makes him move it.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Okay, for the first time in my life, I'm like,
you know what, maybe I get why there's an h
O A yeah on your loan.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Greg's got a problem with the people with the trash
cans seven.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
They've been there for well over it.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Greg doesn't even like it. When you park your own
car in your own driveway.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
It's weird because you know the houses have these things
called what are they.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Oh, garage. Yeah, but as long as it's in the
drive I don't like street parking. I like in residential
neighborhood unless it's a guest. I'm saying, but when you
live in the house and you're still parking on the street, Greg,
what would you do? That's my favorite look.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
You know, my former neighbor had an RV that had
weeds growing through the tires that had been there for
so long. And oh god, it's just a night depression,
so depressive.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
They never use it.

Speaker 17 (56:47):
Captain W t up in here.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
I'm serious crazy as well.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Kelly. Well, it's like Kelly, go Kelly, thank you for
the call. Appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Luck with the cat.

Speaker 18 (56:55):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Today, when I.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Would drive to work before I move, there was somebody
that had a huge boat just parked out on the
street in front of the her.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Yeah, trailers you can often get towed.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Actually a massive boat. Here's somebody who left because we
actually leave on the after hours voicemail. If you had
something like what's the tragedies thing you've ever seen? Here's one.

Speaker 14 (57:17):
Hey, what do you show? I was just listening to
the podcast and I heard you all asking for the
most rednecked thing we've ever seen. Mine is rather personal.
I returned home from work one day to find my
now husband in our backyard with a homemade flamethrower trying
to melt the paint off of a file cabinet. The

(57:37):
flame flower was essentially a propane bottle with a hose
and a metal apparatus on it to direct the flanks.
When I asked him what it was he wanted to
do with this file cabinet or what his purpose was,
he said he wanted to make a smoker out of
the fall the paint off of it. A smoker as

(57:58):
in meat.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
We know what that is.

Speaker 14 (58:01):
That you're going to eat inside the file cabinet and
cook it and then serve it to your family. Do
you love wood show? I love listening to you every day.
Please keep doing what you do.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
That's not a homemade Yeah, holding the same idea propane
with all the sure distributor on the end.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
I've seen the file cabinet thing in the hood too.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Yeah, that barrel is the hood move right and you
a homemade somebody five AO, says, My brother in law's
a redneck. He traded labor for an enclosed motorcycle trailer.
He pulled the motorcycle stuff out of a window for
a window ac unit boom camping trailer. Then he made
a canoe out of plywood and fashion a propeller from
his weed eater boom fishing boat.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
I took them with these guys, took.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
The family camp into a state park. He got three
tickets for the non registered boat with no life preservers
and got kicked from the camp.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
I like, this guy's can do spirit on me?

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Yeah, he just he just makes it. Let's see this
one was at a water park, said a woman in
her four maybe five year old came out of the
kiddy area and to her table and chairs right in
front of me, like I could reach forward and touch them.
They were so close. Whipped out a makeshift toilet. The
little girl stripped completely naked and then crapped in this box.

(59:20):
She then put the swimsuit back on through the box
in the trash, then proceeded to pull out a literal
butcher's knife to make sandwiches. And how about God passed security.
I don't know, but how can you say trashy?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Good God, Sea Best. That just smacks of juggler behavior.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
It really daughter's behavior. Well, my daughter was like three,
maybe two or three, wrapping on the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she didn't make sandwiches after.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Yeah, eight seven seven four, Woodie, let's go to uh Christie,
Hey Christy, good morning. How were you all right? So
what's the trashiest thing you've seen?

Speaker 18 (59:58):
So a few years ago, my sister and I were
at a major amusement park in Orange County, Ye, And
we were on our way to the restrooms and to
the side of us there was a brick wall, not
one of the big six foot brick walls, but kind.

Speaker 14 (01:00:12):
Of the little ones.

Speaker 18 (01:00:14):
And there was a lady sitting on the brick wall
with her shirt up and her kid was standing breastfeeding.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
So, yeah, you can reach it the walmart.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
You should be able to reach it on.

Speaker 18 (01:00:26):
Your The kid was five or six years old. I
was a palled and my sisters starts yelling, you are
a pig. You're in a family park, You're a pig,
And I'm like, oh my god. But yeah, she had
birkenstocks on and a yeah, yeah, you know, a T
shirt all ted. It was disgusting, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
See like when the when the kid's old enough to
come up and request it using words yeah to school,
that's yeah, that's that they have a Job's the float today?
Yeah yeah, I want mommy's mail, Christy, thank you for
the call. Here's another one of the after hours voicemails.
Trashiest thing you've seen?

Speaker 15 (01:01:06):
What's up, footy show, I've got a trashiest thing that
somebody did for you. So my neighbor goes around to
other people's trash every week. He collects items and brings
them home to sell, and he has yard sales, garage sales, whatever.
For some reason he thinks old wheelchairs and bedside and
shower toilets are a hot item.

Speaker 14 (01:01:25):
Of course, no one ever buys them.

Speaker 15 (01:01:26):
So he has a backyard full of old used wheelchairs
and portable commotes.

Speaker 14 (01:01:31):
I swear to.

Speaker 17 (01:01:31):
God, I can't make this ish. U, dude is a
d bag later.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Wheelchair graveyards your backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Power toilets are the best shower seats.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Shower seats you can use?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah there the best when you do it by choice,
but when you have to because you're old. It's so depressed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
It's what I got from my place.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
There was a there was a house on the way
to my grandma's place, and I told you the guy
he had a thing with with bowling balls.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah and hundreds right, Yeah, a ton.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Of bowling balls and would line both sides of his
driveway and then the walkway from the driveway up to
the house. I might have on TV. Yeah, I think
it made. I think it made the pages of remember
those Weird Whatever book. This was like Weird New Jersey.
They have like Weird Whatever California Weird.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
TV as well, like America's Ugliest.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
House, Central Jersey. Like just drive by this because there
was another guy not that far from this dude who
had just a ton of hobby horses all over the
front yard. Hundreds, got hundreds.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
He's got to be on a watch list.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
So weird.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
We actually take issue with one. There's somebody that texted
in that I actually they say's trashy. I think it's hot,
So I'm wondering if you guys agree. I think this
guy sounds badass. They said we had a guy ride
his horse to a doctor's appointment because his car broke down.
He was on major roads and on the side of
an interstate, so effing trashy. I don't know, I think
it's kind of hot. Yeah, Like he wrote his car

(01:03:08):
rope down, so he like grabbed his horse and rode
it to the appointment, getting a little.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Trashy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
I think it's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Six six one says, going to my mom's cousin's house.
We were from Arkansas. The neighbor had a deck built
around an inflatable pool. That's crash.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Perspective, so it looks undergrad.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
That is funny, all right, So what's the trashiest thing
you've seen? Wrapped this whole conversation? Up orders are pretty trashy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Quorder cars, trash on top of the car on the waters.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
We'll talk to a flash Shelton. The squat are hunting up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
You know what I'm seeing a lot of lately, and
just in general, people that pick up their dog poop
in one of the dog poop bags and then just
set the bag on the ground. Would rather have the
poop on the ground than the bag of poop on
the ground.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
What do you mean on the sidewalk to pick the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Dog's poop up? Bag it up? Tie up the bag
and then put the bag.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
If they don't want to carry it, okay, But are
they looping back around like uh no, no, no, you
just see bags of poop seeing Okay, that's more and
more and more. Yeah. Like, if you don't want to
carry it around, but you're looping back to head back
to your house, you're coming back down the same way
you grab it on the way back. Yeah. Maybe I'm
okay with that. Yeah. I'm also okay with as long

(01:04:42):
as you pick the poop up if you want to
put it. I have a trash can sitting out there
that day. Anyone put in there, I don't care. People
get really mad about it. Yeah, I don't care. As
long as you you've picked up the poop. It goes
to the trash cans. Fine, it's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
But I'd rather have the poop than the bag of poop.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
So it's funny you brought up hoarders because my story
is there was this redneck kid in the neighborhood and
I went to go to his house once and dude,
everything's super overgrown. Wegined into the house. It's like a
horror's house, like crazy and then I asked to go
to the bathroom. I opened the bathroom, it's just a bucket,
there's no toilet. It was pretty bad. Yeah, no baby daddy,

(01:05:24):
ton of kids.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Yeah, there's story years ago neighborhood I lived in. There
was a house and you know it had been like
pre foreclosed on, where the notice went out a number
of times, and then eventually the people were just gone.
They just abandoned the house right. And then when they
went in there, I guess because the water and the
electricity all this stuff had been shut off for non payment,

(01:05:46):
and so they were crapping and peeing in home depot
buckets in their basement for god knows how long. So
it was just a whole basement full of of buckets,
full of like Kaka and Pepe, just burning that place. Man,
dude discussing Christina. Let's say Christina, Hey, Yeah, what's the
what's the trash?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Hi?

Speaker 19 (01:06:08):
Well, my husband and I were visiting a new little
fishing tackle store that popped up in town and we
walked in. Owner was great. We were having a full
on conversation with him. A couple of minutes later, a
lady walked in stood right in between us, and said
I really need to buy some cigarettes. Offered the owner
of the store a mouth party for twenty dollars, then

(01:06:30):
proceeded to go down and increment of about three dollars,
so she made it to three dollars.

Speaker 17 (01:06:36):
Then as he had yell.

Speaker 19 (01:06:38):
At her to get out of the store, she decided
to leave. That was that was her limit, three dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
That's so Friday the movie, I know, right.

Speaker 19 (01:06:45):
Yeah, horrifying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
B Wait, so shock did you say a bait and
taco store.

Speaker 19 (01:06:52):
Tackle fish, fish and tackle store?

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Oh yeah, I'll say yeah fishore a bait and tackle store.
Yeah yeah, yeah. In my mind I was trying to
make sense of it and then it came out wrong
on my end too.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
That's pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
A Christina, thank you for the call. I appreciate listening
to the Woody show. It's called barter. Let's let's make
a deal.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Yeah you take the deal or not? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
People are also saying, like, you know, just what they
think is trashy, like fake eyelashes and lip fillers and
things like that's not not really what we're what we're
going for on on this thing. And see trashy thing
I've seen and he drove up to one of those
big jug water dispensers outside of a drug store, filled
up the water jug and then proceeded to dump it

(01:07:43):
all over her car to wash her car. No soap
was Oh well, yeah, this one said, I saw a
homeless guy taking a dump while smoking a meth pipe.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
I mean, that's just enough.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Let's see most redneck thing. Guy tried to put a
wooden wheel on his car to get it to the
tire shop because the donut was already on another tire
that didn't make it. He also made his own spoiler
out of wood. It's not a little Honda. Somebody nine
texting over most redneck thing I have seen. I went

(01:08:16):
to Hooters for a late lunch on a Saturday. In
the back corner there were people two people getting married.
Best part was the mother of the bride was making
her own kool aid and serving it as a drink
to the guests.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Oh my god, I think should be nice.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Outside wicker furniture inside the house?

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
That's the question.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Yeah, Oh it's way treasure.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
What's worst outdoor furniture in the house or indoor furniture
out of that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
On the law way trash here to have a couch on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Your pat anybody else in the room before we wrap
this up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Trasher, this thing you've seen, I not seen, but I
heard and seabast is maybe taking a dump. But he
shared that story. What he said that he had that
church van with him and all his uh siblings and
then they put like loose manure in there while they
were transferring maniula.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Yeah, something that you would normally use a pickup truck.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Yet his parents had a van they would use it
to transfer like yeah, it was. It was an all utility.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Kid kid transfer again.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Yeah, I guess going to the essentially the dump to
where they keep the recycled trees to get free mulch,
and then loading it in the double pop upen side
doors of a fifteen pasture van. And by the way,
I don't recall there being like tarps and stuff put
down most of the time either, So that's all on
the carpet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yeah, Atlanta, so.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I said, my excited family Indiana had an old toilet
inside the house next to the back door of the kitchen,
no seat, but full of cigarette butts.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
I went to a guy's house.

Speaker 13 (01:09:54):
He was in his probably late twenties, so not necessarily
college who was collecting all of his dip can and
they were in the corner of his living room like
a giant pilots tall like me, and he was like,
I'm just seeing how many I can collect.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
A cool guy.

Speaker 14 (01:10:09):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Is the ultimate.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Well, thank you everybody, appreciate all of your feedback. Here,
we've got one more after hours voicemail than we used
before we go to break uh, here we go.

Speaker 16 (01:10:24):
This is Jersey, the disgusting thing you just mentioned on radio. Okay,
I'm across the street from Stater Brothers and I met
Target in the parking lot and there's some dudes what
it looks like popping Is this on some lady's ass?
And she's been over on the hood of his car.
I would I had to go up to him and

(01:10:46):
what are you doing? And he's like, Hey, get the
hell out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
That's a that's a weird laugh laugh. I never know
what you get on the after hours voice man, Thank
you again for your call eight seven seven forty four.
What he text over to two you to nine eight
seven Holy crap. We screw around just for our fun
and I saw it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
And I knew you were banging.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Banon the woody show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
Stick your tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
The Woody Show. I know we've done a lot of
talking about it and just about the subject in general.
When we're talking about the squatters, these people are just
like they decide that they're just going to live in
your home now or somebody else's property that doesn't belong
to them. They have no you know, lease they have
you know, they're not knowing. They just decided that, oh well,
you know, someone left this house, maybe it was for sale,

(01:11:43):
and they somehow got in and they just took up residence.
And there's very little that people can do. It's been
a super frustrating situation in pretty much every state. I know.
We have people that we know. We had our friend
on that we were talking about his situation with his
you know, this family's home that just got taken over.
And there's there's a whole show Squatters, which is on

(01:12:05):
an E Tuesdays and on demand. You can watch it there.
So I was checking out. We've heard a lot about you,
my friend. Please welcome into the studio. In studio, guest
Flash Shelton is here. He is the squatter Hunter's a zero. Yes,
yeah now, and I'm so happy to be here. Thanks
for having of course you have somebody questions.

Speaker 7 (01:12:25):
I can talk, you know, I'm a talker and I
just love to to just spread the word, spread awareness
and let everyone know like how can they can prevent
all this crap and what we can do about it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
I think the most frustrating and I want to get
kind of in your background, your story, how you ended up,
you know, being the person that you are now and
doing what you are with the show and everything else.
But I think the most frustrating thing to people is
it seems the lack of options on the side of
the people who actually own the property. Like people go, well,
if that happened to me, I would just have the
electricity shut off. Well, you can't do that. You'll be

(01:12:55):
the one who gets arrested, which is so ridiculous. Or
I'll have the water shut off for all, I'll do this.
I'll just do this, and like you're not legally allowed
to do that. The person who's squatting seems to have
more rights than people who own the home. And so
this is kind of your story where it started, right,
like somebody was squatting in is it a family member's.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
House or was it your house. Yeah, you know, it
all started for me twenty nineteen. I'm just a son
basically dealing with the loss of my father. Moved my
mom in with me to sell her home, and I
find out that there's a U haul truck in her
driveway and someone had broken in the back door. So

(01:13:33):
you know, what do I do? I do what everyone does.
I call the sheriff, and the sheriff arrives and they're like, well,
you know you said the house was vacant. I'm like yeah,
and they're like, well, there's a house full of furniture,
so there's nothing we can do. It's a civil map.
How They're like, I see the back doors broken in.
But the problem was, and what I teach people now
is that I wouldn't even be doing this if I

(01:13:54):
had cameras because I couldn't prove that they broke in
and when. So at that point, they have furniture in there,
they're living in there. It's a civil matter.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Did they have some kind of phony lease or something,
some kind of paperwork of some kind. Don't you need
something like that you can agreement.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
So the thing is that in cases where it is clear,
like reasonable doubt, for example, the Sheriff's department at that
moment wouldn't even question them because of basically it appeared
they were living there. Now, I'm not saying that's going
to happen every time, And in my situation, one of
the squatters happened to be a prison guard okay up

(01:14:32):
in northern California, So you know, there's a lot of
there's theories that that had something to do with it.
But you know, but I just I couldn't tell my mom.
You know, think about it. My mom. You know, they
had been together since high school.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
She was just strawed.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
She'd been through enough. The last thing I could tell
her is, hey, a group of people just took over
your home as well. So you know, I just I
wasn't thinking squad hunter. I wasn't thinking anything. I wasking
get my mom's house back before she knows, and I
just crash course is amazing. I'm now this worldwide expert
on squatters, but twenty nineteen, I was like everybody else.

(01:15:11):
I was in denial that it could never happen to me.
I didn't know anything about it. I took a crash
course on what are squatters about? I heard that they
have sometimes fake leases, and I thought, well, then I
need to go and battle them with a real lease.
So I tell my mom, I'm gonna go up. I'm
gonna do some repairs on the property. But you know,
maybe someone won't know who I am, so, you know, mom,

(01:15:32):
can you sign this lease? And you know, it turned
out that they didn't have a lease. They didn't present
a lease, so I never had to use that lease.
But I just kind of after learning about the laws,
I figured, you know what, if they could take a house,
I could take a house. So you know, I load up,
I drive. I think it was like a twelve hour drive.
And I'm up there at like four four thirty in

(01:15:54):
the morning, sitting in my jeep down the street watching
a driveway of three cars. And around eight a thirty
in the morning, I see people start coming out at
the back door of the house and getting into the
cars and pulling away. And as soon as all three
were gone, I went just kind of walked around the property,
looked in windows, didn't see any movement, and I entered

(01:16:14):
the house and I had pre like bought cameras. I
was intending on taking over this house and putting up
cameras and taking a stand and say it's my house,
and and it worked for me.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
So like they left, you came in and like, what
was that confrontation? Yeah, so they come back.

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
They came back, and at first it was just two
women that came back, pulled in the driveway behind me.
I'm like literally up on a ladder putting up the
last camera. And I at the time, I had a
YouTube channel called Handyman Answers.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Okay, oh yeah, what were you doing at this point
where you were you were like a handyman and doing
some other stuff. You were a bouncer at some time.

Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
You looked like a bouncer, and I was bouncers. I
used to travel and clean up, I say, I was.
I was the original road yeah for sure. So and
that's what I did. And then I started doing construction
and you know, and I ended up forming the United
Handyman Association. So I was doing background screenings on handyman

(01:17:17):
businesses and certifying them. So, you know, I was already
kind of fighting for them, fighting for their rights, you know,
looking up laws. So I kind of used what I
was already doing. You know, I knew houses, I knew
how to kick people out of structures, you know, and
I knew how to handle myself, so, you know, and

(01:17:39):
I was I've been I've been certified in de escalation
for over thirty years and if you watch my stuff,
you know that that is my number one priority, you know,
keep law enforcement out of it. Just keep it down,
keep the tempers down, you know, no violence, and get
them to want to leave on their own.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
So when you are on the ladder and you're putting
this camera up and these two women arrived, did they
try to pull the whole what are you doing at
my house? Or what are you doing to my house?

Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
Or did they know they you know, they had they knew,
they knew when when they pulled up, you know, I
ride away, it was.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Like, okay, what am I going to do?

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
I didn't have body cams back then, and I was like, okay,
I pull up my I pull out my iPhone, just
hit record and I turn around and I'm start recording
them and they ride away. She was like, are you flash?
Because I had reached out. So the story started. Originally
we were trying to sell the house and this woman

(01:18:36):
prison guard. Now I wasn't sure that was her that
was in the house, but this woman prison guard reaches
out to my realtor and wanting to do an exchange
of I'll do repairs on the house for free rent.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
That's how it works, you know, you know, I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Most people I would imagine, you know, you have to
sell a house if you want to buy another house.
And my mom was in a situation that she's I
didn't want her up in this remote location by herself anymore,
and so we couldn't rent the house. We needed to
sell the house. So I turned them down. And first
of all, I wasn't going to get in an agreement.
It's like, no, you're going to pay rent, like you know,

(01:19:15):
that's what the structure's going to be. But but I
turned them down, and then you know, when I was
told originally there was a U Haul truck in the driveway,
I contacted her first because it was really like soon after.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
How did you know who it was?

Speaker 14 (01:19:30):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
How did you get ahold of this person?

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Well, she had reached out about renting, oh so I
so then it was like maybe a week or two,
all of a sudden there's a U Haul in it.
I'm like, wait a minute, like, did you move into
my mom's house?

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Was there a miscommunication about the deal.

Speaker 7 (01:19:44):
And she yeah, I'm like, what in the world, Like,
you're like a prison guard, right, so she says, you know,
she's like, oh, yeah, you know what, the U haul
truck was arrived at that property by mistake. Sure, yeah, exactly,
and then and then it was accidentally unloaded. Like so

(01:20:05):
she's like, well, you know, she led me to believe
it was that they like put stuff in the garage
or something, and that they and that they were working
to get another moving company to come take it out.
And then when neighbors told me, no, there are cars
in the driveway. Now, lights are going on, you know,
back doors, you know, basically broken in, That's when I

(01:20:29):
figured it was them. I figured it was her. I
didn't know that there were seven people. There were actually
two women and five men in this house. And you know,
so yeah, so I just you know, when they approached me,
we we had a conversation. I told them, look, it's
my house. Now I've taken over. I've got cameras up,
you can go alarm system. I told him that I

(01:20:52):
had talked to the gentleman, like a college aged guy
across the street, and I had asked him he came
out and was talking to me, and I just said, hey,
do you need any furniture? And you know, and he's
a big guy, and and because I'm thinking if they
if there's a problem, how am I going to get
all this stuff out of the house by myself?

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
So I said yeah, He's like, yeah, I need furniture.
I said, okay, I'll make a deal with you five PM.
If you don't see a bunch of furniture in this driveway,
come over, help me get it out of the house,
and you can have anything you want.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
So he's like, dude, I'm there. My roommates they're all like,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
So is that legal? So like you know, I mean,
it's not legal.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
At that time, I wasn't even like. I was just like, look,
I'm gonna clear the house and have them like, yeah,
you've proved that you had your stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Because that goes back to my other question about like
you're not allowed to turn the power of the water
off or things like that, because then you can get
in trouble. But like the stuff that's in the house
that doesn't belong to you know, you like you can
just put it out there or.

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
I mean, I know the thing is is that you know,
I try to be very clear. My original video is
how I removed squatters and liked it, is not how
you can remove squatters, right. I am not suggesting to
homeowners that they do this on their own. There are
things that I do because I'm not the homeowner. So

(01:22:12):
like a lot of the rights that I have, I'm
not the homeowner. I'm not personally involved. If I'm the homeowner,
it's self help, which is against the law, and it's harassment,
which is against me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
That's crazy to me, it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
But your loophole is so brilliant. It's like, well, guess
what I have, Alisa. We're roommates now, and I still
have to see that show a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Like you know, that's always usually the first conversation when
you're watching Squatters on A and E and on demand.
A lot of the times it's you know, flash showing
up and you have some other people with you, so
you're not there by yourself either, which is.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
Now a full team across the country. I've got so
many people, a lot of law enforcement, a lot of
ex law enforcement. They'll reach out and say, now, for
thirty years I had to turn my back on homeowners
and you're giving me an opportunity, yea be able to
do something.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
But then you go into the house and you go, hey,
well we're roommates now because now that you come in
with the lease or whatever from the actual homeowners, and
so like, yeah, now at this point you have as
much right to the house as they do squatting because
it's not your property. That's that's an interesting little wrinkle
in loophole too. I think that another that another you know,
person leasing has more rights than the actual homeowner, right.

Speaker 7 (01:23:24):
But because then it's a renter versus renter civil Yeah right,
so but yeah, I think in one of the episodes,
even when he comes to the door, yeah, I'm like hey, roomy,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Yeah. Anyway, Flash Shelton, who is the host of Squatters,
which is on a He is the squatter Hunter. It's
a great show. You should watch it if you haven't watched.
There's a lot of clips that pop up on social media,
which you know, you don't get. You don't get the
the conclusion of you know, what happens with these differ
in cases. That's why you got to watch the show

(01:24:01):
on anny or on demand. But we have some more
with Flash Shelton and some more you know, experience things
that he has learned, Like I said, going through the
whole process of learning how to take the law and
make it work for the homeowner or at least to
resolve the situation. One thing that I'll mention before we
go to the break that pisses me off so bad

(01:24:23):
is this whole idea of cash for keys, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Are the friend that we are them to get out?

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
Yeah? The friend that we have who was going through
they had to go through this negotiation. You're negotiating with
the terrorists basically, and you negotiate for like, Okay, I'm
going to give you X number of dollars to get
out of my house. That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
After the break, I will talk about when that is
okay and when it's not all right.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Because unfortunately, more and more as people have gotten wind of,
you know, squatter's rights, which sounds even ridiculous with it
within itself. Yeah, so we'll learn more about that. We
have a studio guest. His name is Flash Shelton, and

(01:25:11):
you're like, man, that name sounds familiar. Have you heard
the name squatter Hunter? Oh? Yeah, there's a show Squatters
that's on A and E. It's also on demand, and
it's all about the work that Flash is doing with
the help of a number of other people he's got
on his team now, and this is all across the country,
not just one particular place. And he goes in to

(01:25:32):
people who are having issues with squatters. People have just
taken over a property, they decided that it's just theirs now,
and he becomes their roommate and he just makes things
uncomfortable for them until they eventually give a believer or whatever.
So a lot of people are at the same on
the text, a lot of the same kind of questions,
like what if I don't understand, Like you get home

(01:25:54):
and you find people in your house and you shoot them.
Shooting intruders in your own house should be fine, right,
And that probably depends on the state that you're in.
Obviously there's uh, you know, the stand your ground castle
law thing things like that. I mean, so it's state
by state, but it should be that way. Someone's in
your house so you didn't invite there, Yeah, you should

(01:26:16):
be you should be able to shoot them. But from
from like when it comes to these squatters and stuff,
like what's the actual.

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
Well The thing is is that you know, if you fire,
if you shoot a firearm, your life is going to change,
and it's going to change a lot, much worse than
having a squatter. So you got a weigh that. And
most states, you know, not all states, but but the
standard grounds require you being in an imminent threat. Like
so if you enter and they are already there and

(01:26:43):
you have the option to leave, the law requires you
to leave.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
He was coming right for me though.

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
So I hear a lot of people hear castle doctrine
and standard ground and they don't know what it actually means.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Yeah, but the main question should be, though, why aren't
any of these laws changing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
I think they are in some places.

Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
So, you know, I helped change the law in Florida,
and you know, but that law, you know, it was
great at the time, but there was there's you know,
the laws need to be changed properly, and I'm trying
to help, like, you know, word them properly and cover
all angles. For example, Florida, it was great. It said

(01:27:24):
that if they weren't paying a rent and they didn't
have a lease, that the sheriff can go out and
immediately remove them. Cool. The problem was it was great, Yeah, right,
in all the states to just do that. Yeah, the
problem is squatters took that and said, okay, so now
how can I manipulate the situation get a lease but
never make a payment. Now I have one of those factors.

(01:27:46):
I'm a tenant, that law doesn't apply to me. The
other thing that we wanted that in that law was
we wanted leases to be treated like contracts. A lease
is a contract in every way except for how it's treated. Okay,
So a lease the end date creates civil process. Right,
a regular contract the end date, the deal is over right, right,

(01:28:09):
everyone goes their separate way. Leases are not treated like that.
So we wanted these leases to have be notarized and
to be treated like real contracts, and that didn't pass.
In order to get the the squatter law change to pass,
they had to remove all of the lease factors completely
out of it or they wouldn't sign off on the bill.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Okay, so you can't shoot them. What else can you
not do if there's a squatter like and you are,
I'm going to some other things you cannot do.

Speaker 7 (01:28:40):
I'm gonna make it very very clear. An owner of
a property cannot do anything with intent to get their
squatter to leave.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
That's insane. Sound They are.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Not allowed to if it like literally, it can come
down to if you tell them to leave more than once,
it's harassment.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
I don't understand real life.

Speaker 7 (01:29:06):
I mean, it is so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
You can't change the locks, you can't turn up the path.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
So yeah, you know, now you can change the locks,
but you have to give them a key.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Oh wow, So.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
Even when I changed the locks, I have to give
them a key.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
Okay, so change the loss says that changed we changed
the locks because they have changed the locks and kept.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
The home run around.

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
Now, the law does say that all parties deserve access.
All parties must have a key. Now, it isn't necessarily
that they have a key, because you can remove the
lock and have the door have them access and that's legal. Okay,
But they can't have a lock without you having a key.
And it goes both ways.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
So the homeowner gets their key back, but so does
everybody else.

Speaker 7 (01:29:51):
Yeah, so you know a homeowner can do his inspections
and have access.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
I thought, like the minute that you like, I was
under the impression. Even watching h the show. I haven't
seen every episode, but I've seen enough I was. I
was under the impression that, like, you know, you were
kind of waiting for these people to leave the house,
right and then once they left the house, you could
change the locks and now they can't get back in.
Kind of problem solved. But that's give the key.

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
Every case in every state is different. So some situations
I can do that, others I can't. It just depends
on like, have they established any kind of rights? Have
they established tenor rights are am I being contacted? Like
for example, in my original situation, if they wanted to
force it, they could prove that their furniture was in

(01:30:39):
the house and I would have had to let them
in back in, okay, But you know I was handling
it like, look, I'm not let I was telling them,
I'm not letting you in. But you know, situations are
different to where I have to learn everything about who
they are, you know, try to plan out what their
moves are going to be, and if a situation allows me,

(01:31:01):
and that state allows me to, you know, go in,
lock them out, stay in there, take possession, and that's
what I do.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
So what state? What state? Is there a state that
you just won't even deal with, like like to it's
just too complicated, too much.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
You know, that's an easy one for me, but it's
not as it's not that I won't deal with it.
I will, and I've been successful there. But the most
complicated one is New York.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
That's where our friends, that's where.

Speaker 7 (01:31:33):
New York has this law that is so crazy and
I have no idea what they were smoking, but it's
a thirty day law. And it's the only state to
my knowledge right now, that has this strict law that says,
no matter how they enter, they can break into your house,

(01:31:54):
hide in the attic and managed to stay there for
thirty days and they are a full fledged and the
next morning they're down eating your breakfast cereal.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
That's crazy. I don't like what I don't telling people
get in a room and go, yeah, that sounds like a
good idea. Let's sign off.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Who are you protecting?

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Yeah, now you brought a type of person, and that's
what I wanted to ask, like, who is this person? Okay,
so I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Tell you there's a prison guard.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
Yeah, but I'm going to tell you I guess that
that when you see a squatter, you're right away gonna
be like most a lot of times, you know, because
people think they have in their head like a squatter
is a homeless person. And I'm going to tell you
right now, homeless people don't break into your home and
know what their rights are. They're homeless people. The reason
they're homeless is because they're living in a tent or

(01:32:43):
they're living in a park. They're staying within their realm.
A lot of them say, I'm not homeless, I'm off
the grid, Okay, They're not going out causing a bunch
of commotion in the neighborhood and breaking in people's homes.
Squatters typically right away know their rights right away. They
have it atorneys, they have jobs. A lot of them
work for homes so they never have to leave the house.

(01:33:04):
They are your next door neighbor. I have had neighbors
that stand up for these people, and until I really
educate them, they they think that the squatters are the
victims because they want everyone to believe. And it's easy
to get to convince someone that a landlord is bad. Okay,
it's very easy to convince someone that. So, you know,

(01:33:25):
squatters typically are you know, they they're entitled, they're narcissistic, sociopaths.
They they I have sat. I have a video on YouTube. Okay,
squatter Hunters on YouTube with Adam Fleischman, who was the
founder of Umami Burger originally, and he was squatting in

(01:33:46):
Hollywood Hills with an elderly woman and he answered an
ad for a room for rent. He went in with
a backpack and hung his clothes up and refused to leave. Okay,
and reasonable doubt law enforcement shows up.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:33:59):
I got this gentleman to talk to me for two hours.
And if you can get somebody, a narcissistic, entitled person
to talk, they just rambling. And I got him to
talk for two hours. And it's amazing how he justified everything.
And people actually watching it are like, oh, I actually
kind of felt sorry for him, because he can convince

(01:34:22):
you they are master manipulators. They will convince you that
they have a right to do it. And the truth
is our system is messed up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
So the truth is they do Yeah, I mean we have.

Speaker 7 (01:34:34):
A system that prevents it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
You just describe what they have in New York. Yeah,
it's totally enabled. Oh yeah, the fact that you said,
as a homeowner, you can't you can't even say twice
you need to leave without that being quote harassment.

Speaker 7 (01:34:48):
Now, now I've had I've had homeowners go to court
a few times because I told them, and they've won
because I have a video that tells peop well, how
you can turn off utilities. The law says you can't
turn it off, okay, but what the law can't force

(01:35:08):
you to do is be able to afford them. So
if it is a financial burden on you and the
utility company turns it off, it's completely legal.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
But you would have to prove it's a financial burden.

Speaker 7 (01:35:19):
No, no, it I mean to me, it's a financial
burden all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
You know, I need to keep it on.

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
Who wants to pay that? Who wants to pay that
they're running the air conditioning every day?

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
That's a burden to me. I'd rather spend that money
on Starbucks or something else.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Right, So, how do people like when it comes to
the show. Let's talk about the show for a second.
So squatters on any and on demand? Like, how do
you get involved? As cat is? Like these people obviously
they call you, they got you know something on online,
you were doing a bunch of interviews. They reach out
to you. Now you have the show, So I'm imagining

(01:35:56):
it's even crazier. There's probably people hitting you up all
the time. How how do you decide which ones you
go and do? So?

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
You know, I have a setup to where people can
anonymously send information through the website, sending a request to
consultation at squad hunters dot com. Okay, And it can
be anonymous, it can be a neighbor, it could be
somebody just to get me to look into the situation.
I go into every case neutral because I want to

(01:36:24):
know both sides of the of the story. I want
to talk to the tenants, get their you know, the
squatter's tenants. But at this point, I've got Sheriff's department,
I've got DA's, I've got you know, politicians, I've got
you know, people that are all referring these cases. Yeah, okay,
So nowadays it's a lot easier for me to go

(01:36:44):
in neutral because it isn't doesn't always have to be
the homeowner. Okay, And you know, I want to I
want to go in completely normal, and if you I
mean not normal, I'm sorry. I want to go in
completely like neutral, and and I want to know what
the truth is. I have had landlords lie to me, okay,

(01:37:05):
and they just want to get out this tenant and
I will be coming out. I've got a series YouTube
that I'm going to be coming out with because I've
been compiling videos called Landlord's Gone Wrong because I want
to show that I will represent the truth and I
will represent what's right. And I have represented tenants as
well as landlords, so I you know, but you know,

(01:37:27):
they have to prove to me, like first of all,
like there should be some sort of interaction that they
can prove text messages or whatever. They can prove ownership,
you know, if they're actually the owner or you know,
so there's certain things that I ask of them to
be able to prove that the situation I'm getting into
is legit. The other thing that I do to protect

(01:37:49):
myself is I have a zero phone call policy. Okay,
I will not I don't talk to anyone on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
So if they if they Google.

Speaker 7 (01:37:59):
Or they get a phone number and they whatever, it's
not mine. Okay, So I don't talk to anyone on
the phone because talking on the phone, first of all,
if I was taking in all of the requests in
the phone, that's my whole day. I don't even be
able to do anything, so and it creates a liability.
So since you cannot talk to me on the phone
about it, you also can't say that I told you

(01:38:20):
gave you some bad advice that caused you to kill
your squatter and now I'm up for like some sort
of So everything has to be in writing. And every
single case, I do a zoom to where it's on video,
so I'm seeing their faces, you know it. I record
it to where before I start anything, I know what

(01:38:42):
I'm dealing with and they are telling me on video
so that I can say, like, look like, this is
what I said, this is what they said.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
You know, what's the craziest interaction you've had with a squatter?

Speaker 7 (01:38:54):
You know, some people love the video. I've got a
video on on YouTube where it's titled crazy squadter cot
in the Dark. I think it's the craziest because I
had been told she was on meth. I was been
told that she had, you know, had stuff tucked in
her lanner in a bral. You know, I didn't know

(01:39:15):
what was going to happen. It was in Culver City, California.
I you know, it's crazy, but you know I was
still like that when I went by myself, which is
not typically what I do, but it was dark. I
was hiding in the backyard. This woman had been avoiding me,
and I thought, well, I know she comes in at night,

(01:39:37):
I'm gonna wait. Go in the backyard. I'm like skunk
walking by me, you know, and I'm hiding behind the bushes,
and I have this like head led head lamp on,
like and as soon as she she was climbing in it,
we had locked her out. So she was climbing in
and out of a broken bedroom window because she had
no access to the house anymore. And so she walks

(01:40:00):
around the corner and she, you know, sets up this
box or whatever to start climbing in the window. And
I step out of the bushes and blast her with
this light. So I knew she couldn't see me, and
so she didn't know if I had other people or not.
And she starts yelling at me, and you know, and
and that because first of all, I was by myself,

(01:40:22):
and waiting in the dark is kind of freaky, a
little bit waiting in the darkened bushes for something to happen.
You know, You're adrenaline is going, So that's the craziest
situation I have felt that I've put myself in. It
didn't get violent or anything, but she was verbally attacked.
You can see that video. I know a lot of
people say that's kind of a fan favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
And because some of them are like the nerve of
the people is, you know, even as far as just saying,
what are you doing in my house? Just the fact
that you have the gall to say that is, Uh,
it's disgusting, it's insane, it's so frustrating. Somebody brought up
on the text here said had a squad at my

(01:41:06):
parents a rental lawyers said it was just cheaper and
easy just to buy them out and call today and
this is the cash for keys thing that our friend did,
or you negotiate with the with the person you said
you had something on that.

Speaker 7 (01:41:17):
So the thing you need to think about is these
people are in this game not only do save rent
and mortgage or you know, and and if you figure out,
depending on where you're at, that's thirty to fifty grand
a year that they are saving and their ultimate goal
is to stay as long as they can and then
get a buyout. They start out asking for like crazy

(01:41:40):
numbers like give me two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
and then they'll you know, take thirty or forty or
fifty or something, right, and they want to payoff. They
get attorneys that get a percentage of that payoff, okay,
and so that is their goal. So giving a cash
for keys, I don't so port at any time, because

(01:42:02):
that is giving them what they want, and all it's
doing is sending them the message that it's okay and
they can go do it to the next person.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Career.

Speaker 7 (01:42:09):
There are a couple of times where I have I
have authorized or understood. One was in Hollywood, California, and
it was an elderly couple that didn't feel that they
could survive a court case, so they decided to pay
her off. She was she was an actress that was

(01:42:29):
a squadron in Hollywood, Okay, And so I filmed her
vacating on I did it live. I did I did
the live, but the video because it was outside and
connections and stuff a little choppy. But but you know
she's I get her loading up a U haul and
pulling out of the driveway. But the other time is

(01:42:51):
there are and and look this up in your state,
your county, there are situations where counties will require if
you go through the whole court process, they will require
a relocation fee anyway.

Speaker 12 (01:43:05):
Cow.

Speaker 7 (01:43:07):
So if your jurisdiction, a judge is going to most
likely order a relocation fee, but they haven't paid.

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
In California, I think it was Santa Monica was doing
something like that.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
In my so in that situation, you know, in that situation,
I'll tell a homeowner like, look like, let's cutch the chase.
I will negotiate a deal and say, Okay, this is
what this county, this is what they are. You know,
sometimes it's just a month's rent, but it also is
based on the size of the house that they're living in.
If you know how much that is. I have seen

(01:43:42):
it up at up to twenty seven thousand dollars. Okay,
So but if a judge is going to order it
anyway after a year of court battle, you might as
well just pay it now and avoid all of that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
So you don't morally or ethically love it, but you
can see it's the path of least resistance for the Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
And if you're if you're work case is going to
end up in a relocation fee anyway, Yeah, come.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
On So you said to it, you said, and we
have Flash Shelton. He is the squatter hunter, squatters on
A and E and A and E on demand. You
don't like the term squatter, you said, there was like
a new term.

Speaker 7 (01:44:14):
Yeah, so you know about when you look up squatter laws,
they're not really applying to the modern day people that
are just trying to get gain tenant rights and get
free rent. Okay, Squatters people that legitimately take over abandoned
properties or abandoned homes and file for adverse possession, pay

(01:44:35):
the back property taxes, do the improvements. I'm all for that.
There's vacant buildings, let them go to you, let them
be used. Right. But so the term squatters, I feel
is outdated. I would love to change the name. So
I've I've done some research and I figured a descriptive
term for me is a deceptive tenant, okay, And so

(01:44:56):
then I came up with the word instead of squatters,
it would be tenants. Yeah. So you know, so I
want to start referring to them as deceptive tenants because
that's exactly what they are, exactly. Yeah, you know, and
and a lot of times these people will you know,
most people. I mean a lot of people don't do

(01:45:19):
a full background screening. They'll do a credit check. Okay,
credit check doesn't tell the whole story.

Speaker 4 (01:45:26):
So and then they have the ability to pay something.
Doesn't mean that they're yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:45:31):
And then also I have run across many where they
submitted under I had. I had some gentlemen that submitted
all the documents. Everything came out perfect, but it was
the identity of a doctor in Houston, Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:45:44):
Of course, everything was perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:45:45):
Yeah, okay, so I you know, I recommend doing things
like social media. If getting a job now, they want
to know. They want to see your social media, check
your tenants social media, see who they are over his
make sure that the face on their social media is
the same face of the person that's trying to rent
from you. But a lot of people don't check those things.

(01:46:10):
So squatters have come up with the idea of okay,
let me pay a deposit, first month's rent, get a lease.
I'm a legitimate tenant for thirty days. Now I'm a
squatter because I'm never gonna pay you another dime. But
the court system sees them as squat as tenants, right,
so my term would cover them as deceptive tenants.

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
Yeah, that makes sense, like it, Yeah, it does make sense.
I like the idea too. We have so many abandoned
buildings that nobody wants to deal with, like let them
go in there. Yeah, yeah, have about it. You don't
the other thing about the people who who's squat in
people's houses, And it's not like they ever take care
of it. They're always destroying the place. It's always dumpy,
nice at least. Yeah. The very first episode of Squatters,

(01:46:53):
you know, the very first house that you see, you
guys walk into, I mean there's like flies and stuff
covering everything, and you know, this woman and her boyfriend
their dog. It's like the place is trashed over. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:06):
For sure, or something like that. It's not the same
across the board.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
But I think you are doing the lord's work. I
think you're doing some really good stuff that other people,
like you said as a homeowner, you can't do because
of the way that a lot of the laws are
set up. And hopefully that stuff changes and hopefully people,
you know, start realizing some having some common sense when
it comes to this stuff, and people can get dragged
out by their ear or shot on site.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Somebody steal a car and there's a police chase involving
twenty cop cars behind it. They're acting like they have
stolen the Crown Jewels.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
Meanwhile, you steal a house, yeah, and they do nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
So comparing it to the car thing, Okay, you know
a lot of people will say, well, somebody else leased
to meet their property. Right, if somebody else gives you
a stolen car, you still have to give the car back.
Why don't you have to give the home back?

Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
Great question?

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
Weird?

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
A lot of stuff doesn't make any sense. Another question,
so we had off the text for you. Flash when
it comes to squatters, I mean because I think people,
you know, they have an idea about reality shows. So
how much of it is really reality? Is there any
kind of scripted element at all to it? How much?
I'm assuming just because what you're dealing with the type
of people that it is real, like all is one

(01:48:18):
hundred percent my guess.

Speaker 7 (01:48:20):
The homeowners are real victims, the squatters are real people.
The interaction is real. I can't stop them and say, hey,
can we do this? So what I have to say
at that moment, yeah, is one hundred percent real and
it's right off the top of my head. Yeah, I
don't have the luxury of somebody writing me a line.
Nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
Well, I think is people have seen enough of people's
court episodes over the years where it's like, oh, I
recognize this guy from the other court show, or yeah,
there's kind.

Speaker 7 (01:48:47):
Of acting acting And we are legitimately have videos out
asking asking for homeowners people that are having problems to
reach out.

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
And I'm so sorry, I can't think of your name
off the top of my head. Your partner Justice, Yeah,
I love how heated she gets on your behalf. She's
a badass.

Speaker 2 (01:49:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:06):
Yeah, but I think you're doing really great stuff. But
I know a lot of people you know would love to, uh,
you know, request your services. I mean, you only have
so much time and capacity to be able to do this,
so like what what would you people can't use you?
Are there anything any other resources for people to to
to reach out to or to you know, websites or
things that they can do franchising?

Speaker 7 (01:49:27):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I do have crews. I've
been I'm building an army, a squad hunter army across
the country. So and are your services front them? So
for TV? Anything we do TV is free. Okay, I
did nine months eight nine months of this was free.
I covered everything. I can't do that anymore. No, that's

(01:49:49):
a lot of work. But so there are fees involved.
But I do raise money like my consultations, that's a
donation that they give and that money goes towards offsetting
fees for victims that are in need of financial help.
I sell hats, the get out hats, and that money,
that money goes out sold to help the victims as well.

(01:50:12):
And so I'm planning on doing other merchandising because in
other ways of donating, because you know, there are a
lot of times where both you know, you got homeowners
that have already paid a bunch of money, they've been
doing it for a long time. They're on the virgil
losing their home. But then there are an occasional there's
an occasional situation that are running into a squatter that

(01:50:35):
is not there by choice. So I want to recognize,
you know, I was homeless when I was young, My
family was homeless. So I think that that brings an
empathy to where I can go in and I can
look at the situation realistically and I can help whoever
needs help. So I do try to help and you'll
see on the show where I've helped people that I

(01:50:57):
found were not legitimate, like Squad, they were in a
bad situation, got caught up in something, and I want
to be able to help those people as well.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
So do people get to you through the website or
through social media? What's the best way to do?

Speaker 7 (01:51:13):
So, you know, the best way is to go to
squatter hunters dot com okay, and you can click you know,
get help. There's a link right smack in the middle
of the page, or just bypass that and go to
you know, email consultation at squatter hunt hunters dot com.
If you want to be considered directly without talking to
me first, to be considered for the show. For free help,

(01:51:35):
you can go to squatterstvshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
Okay, So a bunch of different ways. Squatters on an
e Tuesdays then also on demand Flash Shelton squatter Hunter. Dude.
This is a this is something that is as much
need unfortunately because there's stories all the time. But thank
you so much for coming in. Appreciate you being here.

Speaker 7 (01:51:59):
And I see you have a Steelers, Yes, sir stealers,
that's right. We have a game on Thursday night.

Speaker 4 (01:52:08):
Yes, okay, it's game time, buddy, shut up. Minute more
what he shows next second, get out, get.

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
The hell out of my house. In Jesus name, I
pray the Lord.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:52:28):
All right, So I'm gonna tell you about a guy
who lost his mind, and I'm gonna tell you how
I'm losing my mind. I'm legitimately concerned, like I'm for real,
for real. Yes, it's become. It's it's past, it's it's
honestly past the point of like kind of funny, silly.

(01:52:48):
You're not being flipping No, I'm not. No, And I'll
tell you here in a second, you're you're probably gonna
laugh at me. I feel like how Greg says. I
hesitate sharing this because it sounds it sounds nuts, it
sounds nuts. But I'll start. I'll start with this guy,
thirty five year old guys in Houston. He got arrested
for threatening the governor's office over a new law. The

(01:53:09):
new law that he's pissed about is a law that
he claims prevented him from watching anime, and he was
so pissed he called the governor's office and he left
a voicemail. He says, I don't know which one of
you sons of bitches passed this mother efing bill to
get this damn ish blocking my mother e fing anime.

(01:53:30):
But you a whole mother efforts need to unpass this
ish y'all are e fing ridiculous with your bitch asses.
I'm a e fing stab every goddamn one of unlock
my efing anime. I don't know, I don't, I don't know.
I've I've heard about that happened. What's the law, because

(01:53:52):
I've heard like different states where you have to put
in like your ID to get to like certain porn sites.
But is that what?

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
Yeah, that probably whatever anime he's probably looking at got
caught up in the porn because well, no, no, like
well there is like anime porn stuff called hentai, which
Tyler is an expert on, but I don't know too
much about. Yeah, yeah, when we're doing sex watching in

(01:54:20):
the mood, I'm assuming I'm assuming that might have got
caught up in the whole porn thing, and that's why
you can't watch.

Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
And by caught up accurately caught yeah, cause sometimes they're
actually not having sex.

Speaker 3 (01:54:33):
It's just the anime girls just have like big boobs
and stuff and like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
So the guy was asked by you know, news reporters
about this voicemail, and this is what he had to say.
I had a mental breakdown at the end of the day.
I allegedly left the voicemail. I don't remember what I
said doing the thing. I don't even feel like that
was the exact words that I said. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:54:58):
I'd have to listen to the cool over in the game.

Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
I was drunk and.

Speaker 4 (01:55:04):
Not even sure, you know, allegedly, yeah, but it is.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
It is weird. You know that you have to you
have to type in your I D you know, knowing.

Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
Why to do that. On the grid they do that
when you have to buy beer or cigarettes. They asked
to see I d if if there's an age restriction
on you know, porn. Yes, there is, Like I get it.
I mean I understand No.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
I I totally understand it too. It's just like wow,
like you're definitely putting yourself in the system for sure,
and your whole history of what you're watching, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:55:37):
What you're into.

Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
Yeah, well they they can figure that out anyway, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
But then the payoff is anime.

Speaker 4 (01:55:42):
So it's while he's facing a charge of terroristic threats
against a public surface. Over let's check anime.

Speaker 6 (01:55:51):
Let's tack on a couple more points for stupidity, like,
if you're facing charges, you know what you really want
to do?

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
Talk to the new.

Speaker 4 (01:55:58):
Exactly, exactly all right. Here, here's how I'm losing my mind.
I've mentioned this a number of times over the years,
and I've read different things, but I swear the universe
must be trying to tell me something. I'm being sent
a message, and the message has something to do with
nine eleven nine one one, nine hundred and eleven. I

(01:56:22):
don't know what it means, but it's beyond where. It's
like every day at nine to eleven AM and nine
to eleven pm. I noticed the time. Are you awake
at nine eleven pm?

Speaker 7 (01:56:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
Sometimes? And here's the thing. If I'm busy doing stuff
and I go, it's getting late, what time is it? Even,
it's exactly in that minute of all the minutes in
any day. That's it. I showed Gina this. She knows
this is true. This is why I said it's creating
this paranoia. I like, what is the universe trying to

(01:56:55):
tell me? My orr ring. It tells you what time
you fall asleep, nine to eleven. I go, son of
a bitch, I'm coming back from Cleveland. I look at
the flight information, flight left at exactly nine eleven. It's
just it's just too much. It's too much. It's every
every single opportunity for the numbers nine, one, one to

(01:57:20):
show up for me. So as we get closer to
September the eleventh, or what again, Maybe it has nothing
to do with September the eleventh. Maybe it's telling me that,
like I don't know, but it's starting to really it's
starting to really bother me. We're going to put you
in bubble wrapt, honestly bother me.

Speaker 2 (01:57:38):
I've seen you, uh make the revelation that it's nine
to eleven in the many times in the past where
you look at the clock, Oh it's a decade, yeah,
for a decade. Yeah, and your your response is always
damn it. So why is it a bad thing?

Speaker 4 (01:57:52):
Because it bums me out because I feel like I'm
I'm not getting.

Speaker 2 (01:57:56):
Because I've noticed when it's eleven eleven yeah, And I
don't think damn it or yay, I just think, oh weird.

Speaker 4 (01:58:04):
But every day eleven and then every and the other
things like you go to you go to the store
and the exact amount that's due at the store is
like the all right, that'll be eleven dollars and eleven cents,
and you're like, oh, it's following you.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
You know, you sound like there's a lot. Yeah, it's
some people would call it your angel numbers, that angels
are giving you a message. But wouldn't you call this
more of like a confirmation bias or like a They
call it a frequency illusion. It's frequent, and so your
your brain is noticing it even.

Speaker 4 (01:58:31):
Yeah, because at the times I understand, like you know
you uh, yeah, your body has like an internal clock, yes,
you know so that Yeah, if you didn't set an
alarm and you have this regular routine of when you
get up for work, yes, like even on a day off,
like you might stay you might stay in bed afterwards,
and only you don't have to get up and go
to work. But you've you've woken up around at probably
ten or fifteen minutes when the same time you would

(01:58:52):
normally wake up. Yeah, that I understand. It's the weird
stuff about the or ring, Like I fell asleep at
exactly nine eleven on the plane took off at exactly
nine eleven, like it's you've ever been on huh no again,
it's just every time it has the opportunity to.

Speaker 2 (01:59:13):
It seems that it does fly more often than most,
and that one particular flight was nine to eleven. I'm
trying to and then the ring one particular night.

Speaker 4 (01:59:21):
I'm trying to in it's more frequent, like the or
ring in the flight and noticing the time much much
more often. Is all within the past, I would say
the past week, it's going to be ramping.

Speaker 5 (01:59:31):
Up, okay, because I'm trying to figure if somebody else
was saying this, if you would make fun of them.

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
Or not, you would it would sound crazy. But now
the more it's happened, I'm now starting to write it off,
you know, less as like just coincidence and more like dude,
I'm not getting That's the frustrating part. Is there a message?
I'm open to it, Lord, doom thing because nine one

(01:59:56):
one is where you call for emergencies. Uh, nine to eleven,
September eleventh. You know, tragedy, That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, tragedy.

Speaker 13 (02:00:04):
You'll you'll win the lottery on Gina's point, people like
people will consider angel numbers of numbers that like follow
them around our triple numbers, right.

Speaker 4 (02:00:14):
And wait, wait, what are you taking your head about, Jeff,
I'm laughing because someone said, what he's gonna die on
nine to eleven? At nine to eleven? Yeah, text, and
my I would go a portion as I realized I'm
taking my last breath. I would look over and see
the clock and go figures would be or is great?

(02:00:35):
I'll be damn it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:42):
But maybe it's a great thing that will happen on
nine eleven.

Speaker 5 (02:00:45):
If you're gonna win nine hundred eleven thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:00:49):
Maybe, so, he says, watch the movie the number twenty three.
It'll freak you out. That's that's what I want. Dude.
You're he's gonna make it worse.

Speaker 3 (02:00:56):
The nine to eleven Angel number is It says the
end of an old life in the start of a
fresh new chapter.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 6 (02:01:07):
Notice how it's two very common often recurring numbers like
nine eleven. It's not eight point six, four, three, five, seven, eight.

Speaker 5 (02:01:15):
Yeah, that would be like the lust.

Speaker 4 (02:01:16):
But what it was, it's not like it's a it's
one hundred and nineteen exactly, it's just a common or
one ninety one. It's always nine eleven.

Speaker 6 (02:01:24):
Two numbers that occur all the time everywhere.

Speaker 13 (02:01:27):
No, but if Nordy just notices it all frequently with
the with what Menace is saying, it sort of is
supposed to be, you're going to say, right track, it's
a good thing, like it's the numbers camp.

Speaker 4 (02:01:38):
I'm actually paying attention to Samu when it comes to
this stuff yet.

Speaker 13 (02:01:41):
But what I'm saying is if you're gonna believe in that,
and you're these numbers are following me, which is the
idea behind it, the more frequently you start seeing them
in a short period of time means you're on the
right track, like you're doing something right, but there's something
to get.

Speaker 4 (02:01:53):
Okay, But I'm on the right track thinking like now
I'm thinking, oh, this is not good, this is ramping up,
is something bad. I'm waiting now for a shoe to drop.
I'm on the right track.

Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
On the right track for t is on the right
Especially once you start believing Sammy, that means doom for sure,
your life is over.

Speaker 13 (02:02:12):
So if you don't have to believe me, but you're
the one searching for the meaning.

Speaker 4 (02:02:16):
So, Sammy, if I'm not yeah, numbers repeating everywhere. I mean,
I'm on the wrong track, Yes, the wrong track of Ye,
what about eighty six.

Speaker 7 (02:02:27):
Nine.

Speaker 5 (02:02:28):
She's just saying it didn't have to be bad, like
Greg was saying.

Speaker 2 (02:02:31):
What I'm saying, like, don't look at it as damn
it God.

Speaker 4 (02:02:34):
This is this is like a situation. I really hope
I'm not right.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
You can be a little superstitious.

Speaker 6 (02:02:41):
Yeah, yeah, just going to a psychic and asking them,
we really should we really should be anoist.

Speaker 4 (02:02:48):
I reached out to a friend of mine that does that,
so I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:02:51):
See if maybe he returns our.

Speaker 4 (02:02:53):
Yeah, and we can dig that it has the potential
to make it worse. Does the number eleven mean anything
to you, like your grandpa's birthday on the eleventh, or
when people's birthdays are Oh okay, never mind that dog.

Speaker 2 (02:03:06):
Maybe that's what it's your grandpa, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:03:08):
Does the number twenty you mean anything to you because
it's eleven plus nine.

Speaker 4 (02:03:12):
Yeah, October twenty. It's my dog's birthday, that one I
do know. So it's the and you're very close to
your dog. Ye, you have a impact it's Cassie.

Speaker 2 (02:03:21):
Saying, Hi.

Speaker 4 (02:03:21):
Yeah, someoney says my older brother sees nine eleven all
the time. I always see nine thirty two.

Speaker 2 (02:03:27):
Whoa, Oh my god, something terrible is gonna hapen.

Speaker 4 (02:03:29):
But I don't know. I never used to think that way.
But again, because of the increased frequency and and other
things other than just noticing the time, it's you know,
these other these other things that are popping up. Yeah,
like that's what's That's what's got me weird to doubt
buy it? All right, I know I told you I
was crazy.

Speaker 14 (02:03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:03:48):
Yeah, it's also it's also kind of girly. It is
sounding crazy, just like, yeah, you have this giant lot
it's too big, and I'm not laughing the woodie shoe. Yeah,
I was sharing how nine to eleven and something I
just keep noticing and it's become more frequent and it's

(02:04:11):
legitimately starting to trip me out. Yeah, and you're right, Greg,
I've just assigned it to something negative. Yeah, it could
be very positive. Could be it could be very positive.

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
It could be the day you get the best news ever.

Speaker 8 (02:04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:04:23):
A lot of people have theories on the on the
text over to two two nine eighty seven, and also
a lot of people have that same kind of thing
for whatever. Not everybody's taking it as a negative thing.
But I think that's just my default. That's just my default, satting. Now,
your my rais on detra right, right? Correct? I use
that properly. I believe kind of Yeah, what was that

(02:04:45):
word raised on detro raised.

Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
On reason for being?

Speaker 4 (02:04:49):
Yeah, like your f one. Yeah, it's like I'm just
you know, I'm supposed to be told something by this.
I don't know anyway. So here's here's something let's see
if let's see if you agree with this one uh
seven on fourth says that Gina, you were close. What
he's number is not twenty nine. One one is nine

(02:05:09):
plus one plus one that equals eleven equals one plus
one equals two. What he's life path is two. Meaning
see this is where like when the stuff that Sammy
talks about astrology, when people say, oh, mercury is in retrograde,
and people start talking in those kind of like uh,

(02:05:32):
tarot cards and all this kind, I go, wait, what, well,
here's an ox and this means you know what anyway,
So my life path is a two meaning. In numerology,
life path two represents the peacemaker and diplomat. If you
carry this path, your core purpose is to master cooperation, balance, sensitivity,

(02:05:56):
and partnerships. He's gonna you thrive on bringing people together,
healing divides, and supporting others from a place of deep empathy.

Speaker 3 (02:06:06):
Deep empathy.

Speaker 4 (02:06:07):
So scrap that fairy.

Speaker 3 (02:06:11):
This is not you know what.

Speaker 13 (02:06:14):
Is all your life path number comes from your birthday
and all that stuff, not just from a random number.

Speaker 5 (02:06:19):
You're seeing that.

Speaker 3 (02:06:24):
The last person I know to talk like this with
all these numbers and stuff, he was high on meth. Yeah,
like legit, and he started talking about my question numbers.

Speaker 4 (02:06:33):
My wife, My wife will tell you that I have
I become soft meaning she she says, I forget how
she explained to you, Jeff. She was saying, like, you know,
like I missed the old like angsty, Like I'm not
angsty compared to how I used to be.

Speaker 5 (02:06:49):
What she misses it?

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
Oh yeah, because I'm I give people more than benefit
of the doubt now than I ever had before, which
is true?

Speaker 16 (02:06:55):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (02:06:56):
Yes? I she has your She did say that, Yeah,
she she has a number of of examples. But I
get people, well, I'm saying I give I give people
you know, opportunity after opportunity after opportunity. It's like before
I would have just ended that immediately, but it's like,
you know, I'm too I'm too soft on it now

(02:07:17):
and yeah it doesn't doesn't like it.

Speaker 3 (02:07:21):
It's more limp biscuit.

Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
Well, no, in all honesty, like I I know that,
uh you know, like just I look at some of
the ways that you know, even at this last thing
that we were just at, like my you know, my
outlook is more I I do feel like I'm more
into a pay it forward or you know, like kind
of repay because I've gotten so much from different people

(02:07:47):
in my career over time.

Speaker 5 (02:07:48):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (02:07:49):
Right, right, I'm saying, but it's all the it's all
these things that I'm paying way more attention to, so
it's it's not completely wrong. I wouldn't call anything deep empathy.
I have deep empathy for their working by my house
when I feel like that's kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (02:08:03):
But your wife misses her manly man, you know, yeah,
when you go out in the without a jack.

Speaker 4 (02:08:11):
Yeah, exactly exactly. I don't know, but yeah, the what
she say, it's based like how there's all these rules
it's the way that people talk about it, which it's
it's it's so so matter of fact.

Speaker 6 (02:08:29):
What you're picking up on is all these people tarot
neurology fill in the blank with never stupidity. They're just
doing she's laughing as if that's not true. Uh, all
they're doing is they, like you said, they've made rules
for nonsense. But so have the people who design dungeons
and dragons and religion. Well that's yeah, that's I will
put that to the side for the moment. But Harry Potter,

(02:08:50):
et cetera, et cetera. They've just they've they're just doing
it with numbers. Like when they said your life path
is too based on what Okay, Like.

Speaker 4 (02:08:57):
Why is religion different just because there's so many different
religion I'm not I'm not picking on any one religion.

Speaker 5 (02:09:01):
It's a faith in something.

Speaker 6 (02:09:03):
Well again, this is a total side conversation. However, right,
like if you have faith and like the lumerology stuff
is true. A lot of what religion does is just
explains the world. So take the Ten Commandments. You know
that you don't have to know that God is to
tell you not to kill someone to know that it's bad.
But it codifies. Now you could argue shellfish and blah
blah blah blah blah and all the other mixing exactly

(02:09:24):
like all those things or what you're what you probably
mean by random rules. So that's why I kind of
throw religion to the side for the moment, just as
focus on why the number.

Speaker 4 (02:09:32):
Two means that you are a deep empathy verson.

Speaker 5 (02:09:37):
Just bunt remind remind everyone what your birthday is?

Speaker 4 (02:09:40):
October thirtieth.

Speaker 5 (02:09:41):
All right, I'm gonna tell your life path number.

Speaker 4 (02:09:44):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:09:45):
While you look that up, I can explain numerology if
I can quote my late aunt who went through this
hippie dippy ethereal spiritual psychic phase. I said, what is numerology?
And to quote her, you know number and that was it.

Speaker 4 (02:10:03):
You know numbers? Number? Do you find it?

Speaker 16 (02:10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:10:07):
If I did this right, there's a lot of funky
ways you're supposed to add this up. But it looks
like your life path number.

Speaker 3 (02:10:12):
Should be four four And what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (02:10:15):
I don't know life path four. I don't know lying
who's got time? I hope my life path is sixty nine.

Speaker 18 (02:10:21):
Yeah, you know, I'm talking about dude, like.

Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
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Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
Yeah, specifically for Gina. If somebody texts you and says
call me, just call them and say text me and
hang up.

Speaker 14 (02:11:42):
Thank you. I will do that.

Speaker 5 (02:11:45):
There are no two worst words.

Speaker 4 (02:11:47):
Pro tip, pro tip. All right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we
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Have a great day. S MD double M. I quit
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